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1 00:00:03,181 00:00:04,221 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
2 00:00:04,251 00:00:05,651 I'm an intern. I'm an intern.
3 00:00:05,681 00:00:07,691 You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay. You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay.
4 00:00:07,721 00:00:10,190 All I've been doing is working toward being a journalist. All I've been doing is working toward being a journalist.
5 00:00:10,220 00:00:12,590 If you leave Yale now, you'll never go back. If you leave Yale now, you'll never go back.
6 00:00:12,620 00:00:14,460 She has to undo what she's done... She has to undo what she's done...
7 00:00:14,490 00:00:17,030 Get out of my parents' house, go back to school. Get out of my parents' house, go back to school.
8 00:00:17,060 00:00:18,760 You're both being dumb. You should be talking. You're both being dumb. You should be talking.
9 00:00:18,800 00:00:21,370 Rory is my daughter and Lorelai's daughter. Rory is my daughter and Lorelai's daughter.
10 00:00:21,400 00:00:23,440 Well, I'm with Lorelai. For now. Well, I'm with Lorelai. For now.
11 00:00:23,470 00:00:26,000 Grandma, I go wherever I want whenever I want. Grandma, I go wherever I want whenever I want.
12 00:00:26,040 00:00:28,439 You are becoming more like your mother. You are becoming more like your mother.
13 00:00:28,469 00:00:32,079 And you are becoming more like my mother's mother. And you are becoming more like my mother's mother.
14 00:00:36,379 00:00:38,479 Luke, hello? Luke, hello?
15 00:00:38,519 00:00:41,319 Luke! My door is chained! Luke! My door is chained!
16 00:00:41,349 00:00:43,719 Especially funny, since I don't have a chain on my door. Especially funny, since I don't have a chain on my door.
17 00:00:43,759 00:00:45,419 Luke! Luke: Lorelai? Luke! Luke: Lorelai?
18 00:00:45,459 00:00:46,458 No. No.
19 00:00:46,488 00:00:48,788 Land shark. Candygram. Land shark. Candygram.
20 00:00:48,828 00:00:50,558 Here's Johnny. Here's Johnny.
21 00:00:50,598 00:00:52,328 Luke, open the door! Luke, open the door!
22 00:00:52,358 00:00:53,328 Stay there. Stay there.
23 00:00:53,368 00:00:55,528 Oh, oh, okay. Oh, oh, okay.
24 00:00:55,568 00:00:56,728 God. God.
25 00:00:56,768 00:00:58,238 Ow. Ow.
26 00:00:58,268 00:01:00,208 Ow, I have a cramp. Luke, I have a cramp. Ow, I have a cramp. Luke, I have a cramp.
27 00:01:00,238 00:01:01,608 Sorry. Sorry.
28 00:01:01,638 00:01:03,338 I'm permanently stuck like this. I'm permanently stuck like this.
29 00:01:03,378 00:01:05,337 Get your arm out of the way so I can unchain the door. Get your arm out of the way so I can unchain the door.
30 00:01:05,377 00:01:08,047 Sure. Just yell, "stand up!" To the guy in the wheelchair. Sure. Just yell, "stand up!" To the guy in the wheelchair.
31 00:01:08,077 00:01:10,277 I chained it earlier to test the door. Here. I chained it earlier to test the door. Here.
32 00:01:10,317 00:01:12,277 Oh, what an odd reward system you have. Oh, what an odd reward system you have.
33 00:01:12,317 00:01:13,447 Come with me. Come with me.
34 00:01:13,487 00:01:14,717 What's going on? What's going on?
35 00:01:14,747 00:01:16,817 We... are celebrating. We... are celebrating.
36 00:01:16,847 00:01:18,187 Celebrating what? Celebrating what?
37 00:01:18,217 00:01:20,127 Listen. Listen.
38 00:01:20,157 00:01:21,456 Are you cooking? Are you cooking?
39 00:01:21,486 00:01:23,226 Is that listening? Well, I'm hungry. Is that listening? Well, I'm hungry.
40 00:01:23,256 00:01:25,296 Focus. I'm hungry. Focus. I'm hungry.
41 00:01:25,326 00:01:26,056 Shh. Shh.
42 00:01:26,096 00:01:28,626 Fine. Fine.
43 00:01:28,666 00:01:29,596 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
44 00:01:29,626 00:01:30,636 I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything.
45 00:01:30,666 00:01:32,066 Exactly. Exactly.
46 00:01:32,096 00:01:34,106 Okay, Simon, Garfunkel. Okay, Simon, Garfunkel.
47 00:01:34,136 00:01:35,306 It's done. What's done? It's done. What's done?
48 00:01:35,336 00:01:36,806 The house. It's done. The house. It's done.
49 00:01:36,836 00:01:38,576 No, it was supposed to take another week. No, it was supposed to take another week.
50 00:01:38,606 00:01:42,345 I know. I paid Tom a bonus to get the guys out of here early. I know. I paid Tom a bonus to get the guys out of here early.
51 00:01:42,375 00:01:44,145 And he finished everything? And he finished everything?
52 00:01:44,175 00:01:48,145 Yep! No more banging or sawing, no more paint cans lying around, Yep! No more banging or sawing, no more paint cans lying around,
53 00:01:48,185 00:01:50,385 cigarette butts in the potted plants. cigarette butts in the potted plants.
54 00:01:50,415 00:01:52,385 Well, they didn't put the light-socket covers back on. Well, they didn't put the light-socket covers back on.
55 00:01:52,415 00:01:53,755 They'll have to come back to put the light-socket c... They'll have to come back to put the light-socket c...
56 00:01:53,785 00:01:55,525 Light-socket covers are on. Light-socket covers are on.
57 00:01:55,555 00:01:57,454 What about the skinny, tiny, molding in the closet? What about the skinny, tiny, molding in the closet?
58 00:01:57,494 00:01:58,854 They have to fix the skinny, tiny molding in the closet. They have to fix the skinny, tiny molding in the closet.
59 00:01:58,894 00:02:01,324 Skinny, tiny molding is done. Skinny, tiny molding is done.
60 00:02:01,364 00:02:03,864 Well, I'm sure they did not pick up all their tools. Well, I'm sure they did not pick up all their tools.
61 00:02:03,894 00:02:05,534 They'll have to come back and pick up their tools. They'll have to come back and pick up their tools.
62 00:02:05,564 00:02:07,134 You're not happy they're gone. You're not happy they're gone.
63 00:02:07,164 00:02:09,304 No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye." No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye."
64 00:02:09,334 00:02:10,704 Goodbye? Goodbye?
65 00:02:10,734 00:02:12,804 I wanted to have a "we're done" party, I wanted to have a "we're done" party,
66 00:02:12,834 00:02:13,774 buy them some pizza. buy them some pizza.
67 00:02:13,804 00:02:15,303 More pizza. More pizza.
68 00:02:15,343 00:02:17,343 And I had going-away presents for them. And I had going-away presents for them.
69 00:02:17,373 00:02:20,413 I gave them a present... A $2,000 going-away present. I gave them a present... A $2,000 going-away present.
70 00:02:20,443 00:02:22,143 That's got to bring some smiles. That's got to bring some smiles.
71 00:02:22,183 00:02:23,353 But I bought paper hats and noisemakers. But I bought paper hats and noisemakers.
72 00:02:23,383 00:02:25,113 The place was covered with dust. The place was covered with dust.
73 00:02:25,153 00:02:27,653 You were woken up at 6:00 A.M. every morning by the hammering. You were woken up at 6:00 A.M. every morning by the hammering.
74 00:02:27,683 00:02:29,183 I thought you'd be happy. I thought you'd be happy.
75 00:02:29,223 00:02:31,593 I am. I'm just sad at the same time. I am. I'm just sad at the same time.
76 00:02:31,623 00:02:33,292 You've never been with a woman before? You've never been with a woman before?
77 00:02:33,322 00:02:35,262 Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
78 00:02:35,292 00:02:36,722 I've got another surprise for you. I've got another surprise for you.
79 00:02:36,762 00:02:37,632 What? Upstairs. What? Upstairs.
80 00:02:37,662 00:02:38,832 Where? Bedroom. Where? Bedroom.
81 00:02:38,862 00:02:40,502 [ Gasps ] Upstairs in the bedroom? [ Gasps ] Upstairs in the bedroom?
82 00:02:40,532 00:02:42,262 Whatever could it be? Whatever could it be?
83 00:02:46,472 00:02:47,642 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
84 00:02:47,672 00:02:49,342 I'm not scared of it anymore. I'm not scared of it anymore.
85 00:02:49,372 00:02:51,171 Would you please just close your eyes? Would you please just close your eyes?
86 00:02:51,211 00:02:52,411 Okay. Okay.
87 00:02:57,851 00:02:59,511 Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah.
88 00:02:59,551 00:03:00,351 You ready? You ready?
89 00:03:00,381 00:03:01,851 Ready. Ready.
90 00:03:01,881 00:03:03,351 Take a look. Take a look.
91 00:03:05,221 00:03:08,721 Wow! What is this? Wow! What is this?
92 00:03:08,760 00:03:12,490 This is my grandmother's bedroom set. This is my grandmother's bedroom set.
93 00:03:12,530 00:03:15,160 It's in perfect shape. Can you imagine? It's in perfect shape. Can you imagine?
94 00:03:15,200 00:03:16,660 Wow! Wow!
95 00:03:16,700 00:03:18,270 Look at all the cherubs. Look at all the cherubs.
96 00:03:18,300 00:03:21,440 People have been trying to buy it off me for years, People have been trying to buy it off me for years,
97 00:03:21,470 00:03:23,540 but I always felt that I would eventually find but I always felt that I would eventually find
98 00:03:23,570 00:03:25,410 the perfect place to put it, you know? the perfect place to put it, you know?
99 00:03:25,440 00:03:26,869 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
100 00:03:26,909 00:03:28,839 And then the room was done and just sitting there, And then the room was done and just sitting there,
101 00:03:28,879 00:03:31,549 and I remembered the day you came down to that storage unit, and I remembered the day you came down to that storage unit,
102 00:03:31,579 00:03:33,449 and you saw the furniture, and you said you liked it. and you saw the furniture, and you said you liked it.
103 00:03:33,479 00:03:35,249 I did? I did?
104 00:03:35,279 00:03:36,819 And since I've been looking for a place to put it, And since I've been looking for a place to put it,
105 00:03:36,849 00:03:38,249 I figured... I figured...
106 00:03:38,289 00:03:39,749 When did I come to your storage unit? When did I come to your storage unit?
107 00:03:39,789 00:03:42,189 Five years ago. You needed to borrow that space heater. Five years ago. You needed to borrow that space heater.
108 00:03:42,219 00:03:43,789 Oh, right. Oh, right.
109 00:03:43,829 00:03:45,558 And look... I haven't had a chance to put these up. And look... I haven't had a chance to put these up.
110 00:03:45,588 00:03:46,628 Aren't they great? Aren't they great?
111 00:03:46,658 00:03:47,828 Yes. Yes, they are. Yes. Yes, they are.
112 00:03:47,858 00:03:49,958 I was tempted to get them reframed, I was tempted to get them reframed,
113 00:03:49,998 00:03:52,328 but it just didn't seem right. but it just didn't seem right.
114 00:03:52,368 00:03:55,768 Oh. I've got one big eye. That's fun. Oh. I've got one big eye. That's fun.
115 00:03:55,798 00:04:00,338 That's the original glass. You can't find that anymore. That's the original glass. You can't find that anymore.
116 00:04:00,378 00:04:01,538 So, you sure you like it? So, you sure you like it?
117 00:04:01,578 00:04:02,278 I love it. I love it.
118 00:04:02,308 00:04:05,447 Great. Okay. Great. Okay.
119 00:04:05,477 00:04:07,917 Well, let's get downstairs, 'cause I am making Risotto. Well, let's get downstairs, 'cause I am making Risotto.
120 00:04:07,947 00:04:09,477 [ Both chuckle ] [ Both chuckle ]
121 00:04:10,787 00:04:12,687 I just love it. I just love it.
122 00:04:15,357 00:04:18,857 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
123 00:04:18,887 00:04:23,966 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
124 00:04:23,996 00:04:27,896 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
125 00:04:27,936 00:04:32,466 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
126 00:04:32,506 00:04:36,976 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
127 00:04:37,006 00:04:40,775 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
128 00:04:40,815 00:04:43,415 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
129 00:04:43,445 00:04:45,915 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
130 00:04:45,945 00:04:50,425 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
131 00:04:50,455 00:04:55,025 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
132 00:04:55,055 00:04:58,724 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
133 00:04:58,764 00:05:01,564 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
134 00:05:01,594 00:05:04,334 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
135 00:05:04,364 00:05:07,634 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
136 00:05:24,583 00:05:26,923 Sumatra, please get my granddaughter a plate. Sumatra, please get my granddaughter a plate.
137 00:05:26,953 00:05:28,323 That's alright, sumatra. That's alright, sumatra.
138 00:05:28,353 00:05:29,723 I'm just going up to my room. I'm just going up to my room.
139 00:05:29,753 00:05:31,393 Sumatra, please tell my granddaughter Sumatra, please tell my granddaughter
140 00:05:31,423 00:05:33,892 that all food is to be consumed in the dining room. that all food is to be consumed in the dining room.
141 00:05:33,932 00:05:35,892 Sumatra, please tell my grandmother... what? Sumatra, please tell my grandmother... what?
142 00:05:35,932 00:05:37,402 That's the rule in this house, Rory. That's the rule in this house, Rory.
143 00:05:37,432 00:05:39,002 I'm late for community service. I'm late for community service.
144 00:05:39,032 00:05:42,502 Food is to be consumed in the dining room or not at all. Food is to be consumed in the dining room or not at all.
145 00:05:42,532 00:05:44,572 What about when you take your tea outside on the patio? What about when you take your tea outside on the patio?
146 00:05:44,602 00:05:46,802 That is in the afternoon. That is in the afternoon.
147 00:05:46,842 00:05:49,442 In the morning you eat at the table in the dining room. In the morning you eat at the table in the dining room.
148 00:05:49,472 00:05:51,311 Fine. I'll be back this afternoon. Fine. I'll be back this afternoon.
149 00:05:54,781 00:05:56,681 If you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen, If you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen,
150 00:05:56,711 00:05:58,321 you'd better go get it a cape. you'd better go get it a cape.
151 00:06:04,721 00:06:05,991 Hey. Hey.
152 00:06:06,021 00:06:06,861 I have to go to China. I have to go to China.
153 00:06:06,891 00:06:08,090 Enjoy your flight. Enjoy your flight.
154 00:06:08,130 00:06:10,430 I need inspiration. I need ideas. I need inspiration. I need ideas.
155 00:06:10,460 00:06:11,960 I'm tapped-out, boring. I'm tapped-out, boring.
156 00:06:12,000 00:06:13,430 You know what's on the menu tonight? You know what's on the menu tonight?
157 00:06:13,470 00:06:15,830 What? Goose with oyster stuffing. What? Goose with oyster stuffing.
158 00:06:15,870 00:06:17,440 What? I know. What? I know.
159 00:06:17,470 00:06:18,740 But that's all I could come up with. But that's all I could come up with.
160 00:06:18,770 00:06:20,340 And the only reason I thought of that And the only reason I thought of that
161 00:06:20,370 00:06:22,610 was because Davey just learned "duck duck goose," was because Davey just learned "duck duck goose,"
162 00:06:22,640 00:06:24,910 and the ducks looked puny, so there you go. and the ducks looked puny, so there you go.
163 00:06:24,940 00:06:26,639 Say hi to yao ming for me. Say hi to yao ming for me.
164 00:06:26,679 00:06:27,879 Will do. What is this? Will do. What is this?
165 00:06:27,909 00:06:30,009 This is a formal invitation, written by me This is a formal invitation, written by me
166 00:06:30,049 00:06:32,349 on the dragonfly notepad about five minutes ago, on the dragonfly notepad about five minutes ago,
167 00:06:32,379 00:06:34,589 inviting you and Jackson to a housewarming dinner inviting you and Jackson to a housewarming dinner
168 00:06:34,619 00:06:36,419 at my newly completed pad. at my newly completed pad.
169 00:06:36,449 00:06:37,559 It's done. It's done. It's done. It's done.
170 00:06:37,589 00:06:38,919 Saturday night. Saturday night.
171 00:06:38,959 00:06:40,629 I've heard it's alright for fighting. I've heard it's alright for fighting.
172 00:06:40,659 00:06:41,929 Get a little action in. Get a little action in.
173 00:06:41,959 00:06:43,858 Wow. Your house is done. Wow. Your house is done.
174 00:06:43,898 00:06:46,098 This is so exciting! How does it look? This is so exciting! How does it look?
175 00:06:46,128 00:06:47,898 It, uh, looks great. It, uh, looks great.
176 00:06:47,928 00:06:49,468 It, uh, does? Yeah. It, uh, does? Yeah.
177 00:06:49,498 00:06:50,798 Why do you hate it? Why do you hate it?
178 00:06:50,838 00:06:52,638 I don't hate it. It's beautiful. I don't hate it. It's beautiful.
179 00:06:52,668 00:06:55,368 It's just... What if Jackson brought home It's just... What if Jackson brought home
180 00:06:55,408 00:06:57,778 a set of his grandmother's pots and pans? a set of his grandmother's pots and pans?
181 00:06:57,808 00:06:59,808 Now, obviously, you need some pots and pans, Now, obviously, you need some pots and pans,
182 00:06:59,838 00:07:02,547 and these are free and all, but they're really old. and these are free and all, but they're really old.
183 00:07:02,577 00:07:04,117 You don't want to hurt Jackson's feelings You don't want to hurt Jackson's feelings
184 00:07:04,147 00:07:05,977 'cause he feels very sentimental about the pans, 'cause he feels very sentimental about the pans,
185 00:07:06,017 00:07:07,847 but they've got fat cherubs carved all over them, but they've got fat cherubs carved all over them,
186 00:07:07,887 00:07:09,417 and you just don't want them. and you just don't want them.
187 00:07:09,447 00:07:11,087 Do the cherubs interfere with the cooking function, Do the cherubs interfere with the cooking function,
188 00:07:11,117 00:07:12,717 or are they just decorative? or are they just decorative?
189 00:07:12,757 00:07:14,757 Decorative is a wildly generous description, Decorative is a wildly generous description,
190 00:07:14,787 00:07:16,057 but function's fine. but function's fine.
191 00:07:16,087 00:07:17,557 What happened to my old pots and pans? What happened to my old pots and pans?
192 00:07:17,597 00:07:18,427 Thrown out. Thrown out.
193 00:07:18,457 00:07:19,826 Can I get them back? Can I get them back?
194 00:07:19,856 00:07:20,996 Babette's nephew, Gary, is sleeping on them. Babette's nephew, Gary, is sleeping on them.
195 00:07:21,026 00:07:22,496 Sleeping on them? Sleeping on them?
196 00:07:22,526 00:07:23,736 We're not talking about pans, Sookie. We're not talking about pans, Sookie.
197 00:07:23,766 00:07:25,136 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
198 00:07:25,166 00:07:27,606 Luke's grandmother's bedroom furniture Luke's grandmother's bedroom furniture
199 00:07:27,636 00:07:28,836 that he set up in my brand-new bedroom. that he set up in my brand-new bedroom.
200 00:07:28,866 00:07:29,966 Oh. Oh.
201 00:07:30,006 00:07:31,076 And he loves this furniture. And he loves this furniture.
202 00:07:31,106 00:07:32,476 And you don't? And you don't?
203 00:07:32,506 00:07:34,006 No, but it shouldn't matter, right? No, but it shouldn't matter, right?
204 00:07:34,046 00:07:36,176 Why not? Look at everything Luke has done for me. Why not? Look at everything Luke has done for me.
205 00:07:36,206 00:07:38,175 He bought and then UN-bought the twickham house, He bought and then UN-bought the twickham house,
206 00:07:38,215 00:07:39,575 and then he almost bought it again, and then he almost bought it again,
207 00:07:39,615 00:07:40,915 and then he decided to live at my house and then he decided to live at my house
208 00:07:40,945 00:07:42,145 because I wanted to live at my house. because I wanted to live at my house.
209 00:07:42,185 00:07:43,685 Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.
210 00:07:43,715 00:07:45,915 He has turned his whole life upside down for me. He has turned his whole life upside down for me.
211 00:07:45,955 00:07:48,585 He does everything in his power to make me happy He does everything in his power to make me happy
212 00:07:48,625 00:07:51,455 and give me what I want, so can't I give him this one thing? and give me what I want, so can't I give him this one thing?
213 00:07:51,495 00:07:52,195 Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
214 00:07:52,225 00:07:53,625 No, I can't. No, I can't.
215 00:07:53,665 00:07:55,524 The bed is small and really low... The bed is small and really low...
216 00:07:55,564 00:07:56,994 Perfect for tiny, shrunken limbs Perfect for tiny, shrunken limbs
217 00:07:57,024 00:07:58,864 that can't be too far off the ground. that can't be too far off the ground.
218 00:07:58,894 00:08:00,194 And then he has this ancient dresser And then he has this ancient dresser
219 00:08:00,234 00:08:01,964 with the original fun-house mirror in it with the original fun-house mirror in it
220 00:08:02,004 00:08:03,774 so that when I wake up every morning... so that when I wake up every morning...
221 00:08:03,804 00:08:05,604 And I am at my most visually vulnerable... And I am at my most visually vulnerable...
222 00:08:05,634 00:08:08,144 I'll look in there and think I'm that kid from "mask." I'll look in there and think I'm that kid from "mask."
223 00:08:08,174 00:08:10,474 You can replace the mirror. You can replace the mirror.
224 00:08:10,514 00:08:12,044 No. He loves the mirror and the bed and the dresser... No. He loves the mirror and the bed and the dresser...
225 00:08:12,074 00:08:13,583 Oh, and did I tell you about the paintings? Oh, and did I tell you about the paintings?
226 00:08:13,613 00:08:14,683 No. Of sailboats? No. Of sailboats?
227 00:08:14,713 00:08:16,483 Ohh. There's six of them. Ohh. There's six of them.
228 00:08:16,513 00:08:20,153 Six sailboats waiting to sail me away to an old-folks home, Six sailboats waiting to sail me away to an old-folks home,
229 00:08:20,183 00:08:23,023 then, when the wind's right, drop me off at the pearly gates. then, when the wind's right, drop me off at the pearly gates.
230 00:08:23,053 00:08:24,123 I'm hateful and selfish. I'm hateful and selfish.
231 00:08:24,153 00:08:25,493 No, you're not. No, you're not.
232 00:08:25,523 00:08:27,123 I just want my new house to be perfect. I just want my new house to be perfect.
233 00:08:27,153 00:08:29,163 Half that crap in there was hand-me-downs to begin with. Half that crap in there was hand-me-downs to begin with.
234 00:08:29,193 00:08:30,962 I had that old bed that Mia let me snag I had that old bed that Mia let me snag
235 00:08:30,992 00:08:32,462 from the independence inn. from the independence inn.
236 00:08:32,492 00:08:33,832 I just wanted something new. I just wanted something new.
237 00:08:33,862 00:08:36,232 You have to tell him. Maybe it's not so bad. You have to tell him. Maybe it's not so bad.
238 00:08:36,262 00:08:38,802 Well, you'll see for yourself on Saturday night. 7:30? Well, you'll see for yourself on Saturday night. 7:30?
239 00:08:38,832 00:08:40,572 Aye, aye, captain. Aye, aye, captain.
240 00:08:43,242 00:08:46,572 Emily, sorry to be so late. Emily, sorry to be so late.
241 00:08:46,612 00:08:49,581 Benson wouldn't stop talking. Benson wouldn't stop talking.
242 00:08:49,611 00:08:50,911 The car will be here in 20 minutes The car will be here in 20 minutes
243 00:08:50,951 00:08:53,251 to take me to the airport. to take me to the airport.
244 00:08:53,281 00:08:55,651 Remember, I'm not going to be back until Tuesday, Remember, I'm not going to be back until Tuesday,
245 00:08:55,681 00:08:59,691 so you're going to have to deal with alijandro yourself. so you're going to have to deal with alijandro yourself.
246 00:08:59,721 00:09:01,561 I will leave you the check. I will leave you the check.
247 00:09:01,591 00:09:02,921 All you have to do is hand it to him All you have to do is hand it to him
248 00:09:02,961 00:09:05,891 and tell him that if there are any problems and tell him that if there are any problems
249 00:09:05,931 00:09:09,760 I will be back to talk to him on Wednesday. I will be back to talk to him on Wednesday.
250 00:09:09,800 00:09:11,700 I hope you told the maid to pack my raincoat. I hope you told the maid to pack my raincoat.
251 00:09:11,730 00:09:14,840 Forecasts are predicting armageddon, apparently. Forecasts are predicting armageddon, apparently.
252 00:09:14,870 00:09:17,640 Now, I have a stopover in Las Vegas. Now, I have a stopover in Las Vegas.
253 00:09:17,670 00:09:20,840 Is there anything that you want me to bring you back? Is there anything that you want me to bring you back?
254 00:09:20,880 00:09:23,240 Your safe return, darling, is all I need. Your safe return, darling, is all I need.
255 00:09:23,280 00:09:25,149 Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
256 00:09:25,179 00:09:27,649 If I knew that, I could dismiss my therapist, couldn't I? If I knew that, I could dismiss my therapist, couldn't I?
257 00:09:27,679 00:09:29,949 Though she's very hot. I'm Colin mccrea. Though she's very hot. I'm Colin mccrea.
258 00:09:29,979 00:09:32,289 How wonderful for you. What are you doing in my house? How wonderful for you. What are you doing in my house?
259 00:09:32,319 00:09:35,159 Put that box down. Both of you, explain yourselves. Put that box down. Both of you, explain yourselves.
260 00:09:35,189 00:09:36,589 Mr. Gilmore, I'm Colin mccrea. Mr. Gilmore, I'm Colin mccrea.
261 00:09:36,619 00:09:38,089 You know my father, Andrew mccrea. You know my father, Andrew mccrea.
262 00:09:38,129 00:09:40,629 Yes, I know Andrew mccrea. What are you doing in my house? Yes, I know Andrew mccrea. What are you doing in my house?
263 00:09:40,659 00:09:41,959 Where's Mrs. Gilmore? Where's Mrs. Gilmore?
264 00:09:41,999 00:09:43,298 Don't know, mate. Rory let us in. Don't know, mate. Rory let us in.
265 00:09:43,328 00:09:44,628 We came over to help her move her stuff. We came over to help her move her stuff.
266 00:09:44,668 00:09:45,728 Where? Where?
267 00:09:45,768 00:09:47,098 To her new place of residence. To her new place of residence.
268 00:09:47,128 00:09:50,068 What do you mean? Rory's moving out? What do you mean? Rory's moving out?
269 00:09:50,098 00:09:52,208 I hope so. Otherwise, she'll have nothing to wear tomorrow. I hope so. Otherwise, she'll have nothing to wear tomorrow.
270 00:09:52,238 00:09:53,908 That's preposterous! That's preposterous!
271 00:09:53,938 00:09:55,578 A person doesn't just move out without a word. A person doesn't just move out without a word.
272 00:09:55,608 00:09:56,938 Where is she? Rory! Where is she? Rory!
273 00:09:56,978 00:09:58,108 She already left. She already left.
274 00:09:58,148 00:09:59,278 I want an explanation. I want an explanation.
275 00:09:59,308 00:10:01,577 We'll have her call you. We'll have her call you.
276 00:10:01,617 00:10:03,247 What are you doing with that? That's my tennis racket. What are you doing with that? That's my tennis racket.
277 00:10:03,277 00:10:05,687 I told you she didn't point to the closet on the right. I told you she didn't point to the closet on the right.
278 00:10:05,717 00:10:07,657 Then I have no idea what closet she was pointing to. Then I have no idea what closet she was pointing to.
279 00:10:07,687 00:10:09,657 I suppose these humidors aren't hers, either. I suppose these humidors aren't hers, either.
280 00:10:09,687 00:10:10,887 Pity. Pity.
281 00:10:10,927 00:10:12,257 Any chance you're sick of them? Any chance you're sick of them?
282 00:10:12,287 00:10:13,957 I promise to give them a nice home I promise to give them a nice home
283 00:10:13,997 00:10:16,827 and show them a picture of you every year at Christmas. and show them a picture of you every year at Christmas.
284 00:10:19,066 00:10:20,896 Very tall man, that one. Very tall man, that one.
285 00:10:25,166 00:10:26,966 [ Bells jingle ] [ Bells jingle ]
286 00:10:30,006 00:10:30,846 They're going to get cold. They're going to get cold.
287 00:10:30,876 00:10:32,046 Are they different? Are they different?
288 00:10:32,076 00:10:33,646 Different than what? They seem different. Different than what? They seem different.
289 00:10:33,676 00:10:35,046 They're nachos. Now eat them. They're nachos. Now eat them.
290 00:10:35,076 00:10:36,815 You used baked chips. You used baked chips.
291 00:10:36,845 00:10:37,745 What? What?
292 00:10:37,785 00:10:38,985 You did, didn't you? You did, didn't you?
293 00:10:39,015 00:10:40,615 You used baked chips and low-fat cheese. You used baked chips and low-fat cheese.
294 00:10:40,655 00:10:43,355 I did not use low-fat cheese. I did not use low-fat cheese.
295 00:10:43,385 00:10:44,825 Ha! How can you tell? Ha! How can you tell?
296 00:10:44,855 00:10:46,755 How could you lie? They taste the same! How could you lie? They taste the same!
297 00:10:46,785 00:10:47,955 Oh, the trust, Luke. Oh, the trust, Luke.
298 00:10:47,995 00:10:49,325 How are we going to make it How are we going to make it
299 00:10:49,355 00:10:50,725 if you're trying to keep me healthy? if you're trying to keep me healthy?
300 00:10:50,765 00:10:52,865 Fine. Forget it. Die at 60. Fine. Forget it. Die at 60.
301 00:10:52,895 00:10:55,734 Bring me a doughnut while I wait. Bring me a doughnut while I wait.
302 00:10:55,764 00:10:58,864 Hey, Lane. Yoo-hoo! Lane! Hey, Lane. Yoo-hoo! Lane!
303 00:10:58,904 00:11:00,874 Whoo! Lane, seriously. Whoo! Lane, seriously.
304 00:11:00,904 00:11:02,334 I'm landing planes over here. I'm landing planes over here.
305 00:11:03,844 00:11:05,244 Lorelai. Hey. Lorelai. Hey.
306 00:11:05,274 00:11:08,144 Hey. Fill me up here. Hey. Fill me up here.
307 00:11:08,174 00:11:09,374 So, how's it going? So, how's it going?
308 00:11:09,414 00:11:10,944 Good. Good.
309 00:11:10,984 00:11:12,843 Good. I haven't seen you the last couple days. Good. I haven't seen you the last couple days.
310 00:11:12,883 00:11:14,283 I've been working the lunch shift. I've been working the lunch shift.
311 00:11:14,313 00:11:16,253 Oh. Oh.
312 00:11:16,283 00:11:17,953 Something wrong? Wrong? Something wrong? Wrong?
313 00:11:17,983 00:11:20,623 Yeah, you're giving me a Valerie Cherish. Yeah, you're giving me a Valerie Cherish.
314 00:11:20,653 00:11:23,023 "I don't wanna see that!" "I don't wanna see that!"
315 00:11:23,053 00:11:24,363 It's a great show. You should watch it. It's a great show. You should watch it.
316 00:11:24,393 00:11:25,993 I will. It's canceled. I will. It's canceled.
317 00:11:26,023 00:11:27,963 Oh, sorry. Ll, it's your fault, so... Oh, sorry. Ll, it's your fault, so...
318 00:11:27,993 00:11:29,732 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
319 00:11:29,762 00:11:32,062 Wow, what's going on here? Wow, what's going on here?
320 00:11:32,102 00:11:34,072 Usually when I come in, you say hi, I say hi, Usually when I come in, you say hi, I say hi,
321 00:11:34,102 00:11:35,732 and you tell me what's going on in your life, and you tell me what's going on in your life,
322 00:11:35,772 00:11:37,172 and I tell you what's going on in my life. and I tell you what's going on in my life.
323 00:11:37,202 00:11:38,972 It's not curing the bird flu or anything, It's not curing the bird flu or anything,
324 00:11:39,002 00:11:41,272 but it's been a nice tradition. but it's been a nice tradition.
325 00:11:41,312 00:11:42,942 Rory moved in with me. Rory moved in with me.
326 00:11:42,972 00:11:45,942 She... But why? What happened? She... But why? What happened?
327 00:11:45,982 00:11:48,311 I don't know. We haven't had the in-depth conversation yet. I don't know. We haven't had the in-depth conversation yet.
328 00:11:48,351 00:11:50,681 She just said she moved out of her grandparents' house She just said she moved out of her grandparents' house
329 00:11:50,721 00:11:51,921 and needed a place to crash. and needed a place to crash.
330 00:11:51,951 00:11:53,891 Wow, that's pretty big. Ah. Wow, that's pretty big. Ah.
331 00:11:53,921 00:11:56,121 And she didn't tell me if I could say anything to you, And she didn't tell me if I could say anything to you,
332 00:11:56,151 00:11:57,321 so I just assumed I shouldn't. so I just assumed I shouldn't.
333 00:11:57,351 00:12:00,691 Right, I get it. I heard nothing. Right, I get it. I heard nothing.
334 00:12:00,731 00:12:02,791 So, it's nice of you to let her crash. So, it's nice of you to let her crash.
335 00:12:02,831 00:12:04,861 She's small. How much room can she take up, right? She's small. How much room can she take up, right?
336 00:12:04,901 00:12:07,970 Did she bring her books? Ood point. Did she bring her books? Ood point.
337 00:12:08,000 00:12:08,900 Are you okay? Are you okay?
338 00:12:08,930 00:12:10,400 Me? Sure. I'm fine. Me? Sure. I'm fine.
339 00:12:10,430 00:12:12,200 A little curious, but I'm fine. A little curious, but I'm fine.
340 00:12:12,240 00:12:15,110 Well, when I know more... Right. Well, when I know more... Right.
341 00:12:15,140 00:12:17,110 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
342 00:12:17,140 00:12:18,740 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
343 00:12:23,349 00:12:25,179 [ Typing ] [ Typing ]
344 00:12:26,379 00:12:28,119 Lunch is served. Lunch is served.
345 00:12:28,149 00:12:29,949 Such service. I'm just in it for the tips. Such service. I'm just in it for the tips.
346 00:12:29,989 00:12:31,359 Underwear first, then pants. Underwear first, then pants.
347 00:12:31,389 00:12:33,729 What a shame I'm away from my snare drum. What a shame I'm away from my snare drum.
348 00:12:33,759 00:12:35,329 Want a soda? Se. Soda me. Want a soda? Se. Soda me.
349 00:12:35,359 00:12:36,759 Shampoo's looking low. Shampoo's looking low.
350 00:12:36,789 00:12:37,959 Lane: I'll get more tomorrow. Lane: I'll get more tomorrow.
351 00:12:37,999 00:12:39,259 Four people in the house Four people in the house
352 00:12:39,299 00:12:41,168 sure makes the shampoo go away faster. sure makes the shampoo go away faster.
353 00:12:41,198 00:12:42,728 I brought my own shampoo, Zach. I brought my own shampoo, Zach.
354 00:12:42,768 00:12:45,338 Hey, not a judgment, just an observation. Hey, not a judgment, just an observation.
355 00:12:45,368 00:12:47,298 Two paper towels, huh? Two paper towels, huh?
356 00:12:47,338 00:12:48,808 Relax, Zach. Relax, Zach.
357 00:12:48,838 00:12:50,468 Hey, it's cool. Hey, it's cool.
358 00:12:50,508 00:12:53,008 Paper towels don't grow on trees. They cost money. Paper towels don't grow on trees. They cost money.
359 00:12:53,038 00:12:55,248 Use two a day for a month, that's like 60 paper towels. Use two a day for a month, that's like 60 paper towels.
360 00:12:55,278 00:12:56,708 You're looking at 24 rolls per year. You're looking at 24 rolls per year.
361 00:12:56,748 00:12:58,318 I'm not staying that long, Zach. I'm not staying that long, Zach.
362 00:12:58,348 00:13:01,747 Hey, Lane's casa es su casa, apparently. Hey, Lane's casa es su casa, apparently.
363 00:13:01,787 00:13:03,317 Oh, cool! Oh, cool!
364 00:13:03,347 00:13:04,987 Don't have to strain myself by lifting a full box. Don't have to strain myself by lifting a full box.
365 00:13:05,017 00:13:06,257 Excellent. Excellent.
366 00:13:06,287 00:13:07,757 I'm not staying that long, Zach. I'm not staying that long, Zach.
367 00:13:07,787 00:13:09,087 She's not staying that long, Zach. She's not staying that long, Zach.
368 00:13:09,127 00:13:10,827 A couple of days, tops. A couple of days, tops.
369 00:13:10,857 00:13:12,057 Yeah? Remember Don? Yeah? Remember Don?
370 00:13:12,097 00:13:14,067 He came for a couple days, tops, once. He came for a couple days, tops, once.
371 00:13:14,097 00:13:15,897 Six weeks later, he's still here. Six weeks later, he's still here.
372 00:13:15,927 00:13:18,466 Ate all my cheese nips, but when I confronted him with the box, Ate all my cheese nips, but when I confronted him with the box,
373 00:13:18,496 00:13:19,966 he said they were just settling. he said they were just settling.
374 00:13:19,996 00:13:21,266 Dude had cheese-nip breath Dude had cheese-nip breath
375 00:13:21,306 00:13:22,206 as he told me they were just settling. as he told me they were just settling.
376 00:13:22,236 00:13:23,336 [ Cellphone ringing ] [ Cellphone ringing ]
377 00:13:23,366 00:13:25,306 Zach, I am not staying that long. Zach, I am not staying that long.
378 00:13:25,336 00:13:26,476 Hello. Hello.
379 00:13:26,506 00:13:27,376 Stuart: Rory Gilmore, please. Stuart: Rory Gilmore, please.
380 00:13:27,406 00:13:29,276 This is Rory Gilmore. This is Rory Gilmore.
381 00:13:29,306 00:13:32,476 Rory, this is Stuart woltz of the stamford eagle gazette. Rory, this is Stuart woltz of the stamford eagle gazette.
382 00:13:32,516 00:13:34,446 Mr. Woltz, yes. Mr. Woltz, yes.
383 00:13:34,486 00:13:36,345 Thank you so much for calling me back. Thank you so much for calling me back.
384 00:13:36,385 00:13:38,515 No problem. I got your message. No problem. I got your message.
385 00:13:38,555 00:13:40,215 I'll be happy to give you a reference. I'll be happy to give you a reference.
386 00:13:40,255 00:13:42,185 I'll even make it a great one. Really? I'll even make it a great one. Really?
387 00:13:42,225 00:13:44,295 Look, I don't really know what happened with you and mitchum, Look, I don't really know what happened with you and mitchum,
388 00:13:44,325 00:13:46,355 but from me to you, you're a sharp kid, but from me to you, you're a sharp kid,
389 00:13:46,395 00:13:48,195 and you got a lot going for you. and you got a lot going for you.
390 00:13:48,225 00:13:49,525 Anybody would be lucky to have you working for them. Anybody would be lucky to have you working for them.
391 00:13:49,565 00:13:51,435 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
392 00:13:51,465 00:13:53,134 I know this'll shock you, but you're not the first person I know this'll shock you, but you're not the first person
393 00:13:53,164 00:13:54,934 who couldn't get along with herr huntzberger. who couldn't get along with herr huntzberger.
394 00:13:54,964 00:13:57,034 It's a pretty big club, actually. Ignore him. It's a pretty big club, actually. Ignore him.
395 00:13:57,064 00:13:58,904 I plan on doing just that. I plan on doing just that.
396 00:13:58,934 00:14:01,044 Okay, so, just have whoever you want call me, Okay, so, just have whoever you want call me,
397 00:14:01,074 00:14:02,444 and I'll sing your praises. and I'll sing your praises.
398 00:14:02,474 00:14:04,274 Sorry I can't hire you at the gazette, Sorry I can't hire you at the gazette,
399 00:14:04,314 00:14:06,214 but we don't have any openings right now anyhow, so... but we don't have any openings right now anyhow, so...
400 00:14:06,244 00:14:08,444 That's okay. The reference will be plenty. That's okay. The reference will be plenty.
401 00:14:08,484 00:14:10,114 Good luck, Rory. Good luck, Rory.
402 00:14:10,144 00:14:11,553 I expect to hear great things about you someday. I expect to hear great things about you someday.
403 00:14:11,583 00:14:15,023 I promise not to let you down. Goodbye, Mr. Woltz. I promise not to let you down. Goodbye, Mr. Woltz.
404 00:14:15,053 00:14:16,153 Yes! Yes!
405 00:14:16,183 00:14:17,383 Good news? Good news?
406 00:14:17,423 00:14:19,193 References are now officially in order, References are now officially in order,
407 00:14:19,223 00:14:20,863 which is a relief because I've already sent out which is a relief because I've already sent out
408 00:14:20,893 00:14:23,563 125,000 resumés. 125,000 resumés.
409 00:14:23,593 00:14:25,893 Oh, listen... I forgot to tell you. Oh, listen... I forgot to tell you.
410 00:14:25,933 00:14:27,533 I may have done something stupid. I may have done something stupid.
411 00:14:27,563 00:14:29,362 What? What?
412 00:14:29,402 00:14:31,572 Well, I kind of told Lorelai that you moved in here. Well, I kind of told Lorelai that you moved in here.
413 00:14:31,602 00:14:33,332 I'm sorry? "Moved in here"? I'm sorry? "Moved in here"?
414 00:14:33,372 00:14:35,072 Zach, there must be something else you can do. Zach, there must be something else you can do.
415 00:14:35,102 00:14:36,372 When did you see my mom? When did you see my mom?
416 00:14:36,402 00:14:38,572 This morning at Luke's. I'm sorry. This morning at Luke's. I'm sorry.
417 00:14:38,612 00:14:40,342 I didn't know what to say, I didn't know what to say,
418 00:14:40,372 00:14:42,112 if you wanted her to know or didn't want her to know. if you wanted her to know or didn't want her to know.
419 00:14:42,142 00:14:43,542 It's fine that she knows. It's fine that she knows.
420 00:14:43,582 00:14:45,212 Oh, good. Oh, good.
421 00:14:45,252 00:14:46,511 It's time to get dressed and hit the pavement. It's time to get dressed and hit the pavement.
422 00:14:46,551 00:14:48,521 Wait. Your sandwich. Wait. Your sandwich.
423 00:14:48,551 00:14:50,451 Thank you. Thank you.
424 00:14:50,481 00:14:52,491 Sure, just leave your computer plugged in, Sure, just leave your computer plugged in,
425 00:14:52,521 00:14:53,491 sucking up all our energy. sucking up all our energy.
426 00:14:53,521 00:14:54,861 Zach. Zach.
427 00:14:54,891 00:14:57,191 What? I'm just writing a song. What? I'm just writing a song.
428 00:14:59,231 00:15:02,201 I can't believe you didn't do anything to the kitchen. I can't believe you didn't do anything to the kitchen.
429 00:15:02,231 00:15:03,871 Look at the brand-new napkin holder. Look at the brand-new napkin holder.
430 00:15:03,901 00:15:05,900 It used to be a cow. Now it's a much bigger cow. It used to be a cow. Now it's a much bigger cow.
431 00:15:05,930 00:15:07,030 Fine. Forget it. Fine. Forget it.
432 00:15:07,070 00:15:08,840 Chicken and dumplings going in. Chicken and dumplings going in.
433 00:15:08,870 00:15:11,470 You do know the pile of burgers sitting in the refrigerator You do know the pile of burgers sitting in the refrigerator
434 00:15:11,510 00:15:13,070 is intended for human consumption. is intended for human consumption.
435 00:15:13,110 00:15:14,880 I never go anywhere without a casserole. I never go anywhere without a casserole.
436 00:15:14,910 00:15:16,540 Must make dining out rather awkward. Must make dining out rather awkward.
437 00:15:16,580 00:15:19,350 Look, if by some chance Luke happens to burn the chicken Look, if by some chance Luke happens to burn the chicken
438 00:15:19,380 00:15:21,580 or overcook the burgers, then we won't starve. or overcook the burgers, then we won't starve.
439 00:15:21,620 00:15:24,919 If everything turns out perfect, you can freeze the casserole If everything turns out perfect, you can freeze the casserole
440 00:15:24,949 00:15:25,949 and eat it for the rest of your life. and eat it for the rest of your life.
441 00:15:25,989 00:15:27,219 Perfect plan. Perfect plan.
442 00:15:27,249 00:15:28,589 Forget it. Forget it.
443 00:15:28,619 00:15:30,619 There is no shame in using a charcoal chimney. There is no shame in using a charcoal chimney.
444 00:15:30,659 00:15:32,559 It's a gadget. I don't do gadgets. It's a gadget. I don't do gadgets.
445 00:15:32,589 00:15:33,589 It takes twice as long. It takes twice as long.
446 00:15:33,629 00:15:35,329 You got some place to be? You got some place to be?
447 00:15:35,359 00:15:37,629 No, you just go right ahead and rub those sticks together. No, you just go right ahead and rub those sticks together.
448 00:15:37,659 00:15:39,029 I'll just go learn a language or something. I'll just go learn a language or something.
449 00:15:39,069 00:15:40,528 Bernardo. Riff. Bernardo. Riff.
450 00:15:40,568 00:15:42,568 And a real man doesn't use a charcoal chimney. And a real man doesn't use a charcoal chimney.
451 00:15:42,598 00:15:44,368 Oh, so now I'm not a real man? Oh, so now I'm not a real man?
452 00:15:44,408 00:15:46,308 He is too. I have pictures to prove it. He is too. I have pictures to prove it.
453 00:15:46,338 00:15:47,408 Do you have a spray bottle? Do you have a spray bottle?
454 00:15:47,438 00:15:49,008 For what? For what?
455 00:15:49,038 00:15:50,478 To spray the flames down if they get too high. To spray the flames down if they get too high.
456 00:15:50,508 00:15:51,978 Or do you just use a hose? Or do you just use a hose?
457 00:15:52,008 00:15:53,918 No, he blows them out with his man-breath. No, he blows them out with his man-breath.
458 00:15:53,948 00:15:56,248 And then he challenges them to an arm-wrestling contest. And then he challenges them to an arm-wrestling contest.
459 00:15:56,278 00:15:57,378 And then he insults the flame's mother And then he insults the flame's mother
460 00:15:57,418 00:15:59,487 and sleeps with its girlfriend. and sleeps with its girlfriend.
461 00:15:59,517 00:16:01,257 And the next time you come back, you better be carrying food! And the next time you come back, you better be carrying food!
462 00:16:02,987 00:16:06,057 Okay, boys are busy. The chicken's in the oven. Okay, boys are busy. The chicken's in the oven.
463 00:16:06,087 00:16:06,887 Show me the bedroom set. Show me the bedroom set.
464 00:16:06,927 00:16:08,057 Sookie. Sookie.
465 00:16:08,097 00:16:09,457 I want to see the creepy granny bed. I want to see the creepy granny bed.
466 00:16:09,497 00:16:10,997 Oh, I'm trying to rise above it. Oh, I'm trying to rise above it.
467 00:16:11,027 00:16:13,997 Rise above it later. Let's go. Rise above it later. Let's go.
468 00:16:16,096 00:16:17,136 Here it is. Here it is.
469 00:16:17,166 00:16:18,106 Huh. Huh.
470 00:16:18,136 00:16:19,166 It's terrible, right? It's terrible, right?
471 00:16:19,206 00:16:21,636 Well, it's... Terrible? Well, it's... Terrible?
472 00:16:21,676 00:16:22,936 Really terrible. Really terrible.
473 00:16:22,976 00:16:24,206 I told you. I told you.
474 00:16:24,246 00:16:26,406 Ow. Oh, my god. Ow. Oh, my god.
475 00:16:26,446 00:16:29,316 You can't sleep in this. You can't sleep in this.
476 00:16:29,346 00:16:30,916 I won't... I'm convinced it's haunted, I won't... I'm convinced it's haunted,
477 00:16:30,946 00:16:32,446 and one night Luke will come back from the bathroom and one night Luke will come back from the bathroom
478 00:16:32,486 00:16:34,955 and find nothing but a bloody hook hanging from the cherubs. and find nothing but a bloody hook hanging from the cherubs.
479 00:16:34,985 00:16:36,655 Oh, my god. I just saw the cherubs. Oh, my god. I just saw the cherubs.
480 00:16:36,685 00:16:38,925 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]
481 00:16:38,955 00:16:40,625 Okay, let's think... maybe if you stripped the wood. Okay, let's think... maybe if you stripped the wood.
482 00:16:40,655 00:16:41,925 And lit a match? And lit a match?
483 00:16:41,955 00:16:43,095 Throw on a little gasoline. Throw on a little gasoline.
484 00:16:43,125 00:16:45,465 I can't tell him I hate it. I can't tell him I hate it.
485 00:16:45,495 00:16:47,065 Yeah, you have to. It's horrible. Yeah, you have to. It's horrible.
486 00:16:47,095 00:16:49,165 Yes, but Luke loves this furniture. Yes, but Luke loves this furniture.
487 00:16:49,195 00:16:51,135 Right. Luke loves this furniture. Right. Luke loves this furniture.
488 00:16:51,165 00:16:52,634 Luke loves this furniture. Luke loves this furniture.
489 00:16:52,664 00:16:54,974 Luke loves this furniture? Yes. Luke loves this furniture? Yes.
490 00:16:55,004 00:16:56,434 Has he seen it? Has he seen it?
491 00:16:56,474 00:16:58,204 Has he seen this? Has he seen this?
492 00:16:58,244 00:17:00,644 And that... has he seen that? And that... has he seen that?
493 00:17:00,674 00:17:01,944 [ Telephone ringing ] [ Telephone ringing ]
494 00:17:01,974 00:17:03,074 Come on. Come on.
495 00:17:03,114 00:17:04,514 [ Breathes deeply ] [ Breathes deeply ]
496 00:17:04,544 00:17:07,414 Oh, now, I know he hasn't seen that. Oh, now, I know he hasn't seen that.
497 00:17:08,654 00:17:10,113 [ Telephone ringing continues ] [ Telephone ringing continues ]
498 00:17:10,153 00:17:12,323 I'm going to check on the chicken. I'm going to check on the chicken.
499 00:17:12,353 00:17:15,153 Christopher: Hey, lore... Haven't said that in a while. Christopher: Hey, lore... Haven't said that in a while.
500 00:17:15,193 00:17:16,553 Is that... Is that...
501 00:17:16,593 00:17:18,593 Hope you're good. Hope Rory is good. Hope you're good. Hope Rory is good.
502 00:17:18,623 00:17:21,033 I wanted to talk to you... Nothing terrifying. I wanted to talk to you... Nothing terrifying.
503 00:17:21,063 00:17:22,233 I think I have good news. I think I have good news.
504 00:17:22,263 00:17:24,563 In fact, I know I have good news. In fact, I know I have good news.
505 00:17:24,603 00:17:25,563 Anyhow I'm hoping you'll call me back and... Anyhow I'm hoping you'll call me back and...
506 00:17:25,603 00:17:27,203 [ answering machine beeps ] [ answering machine beeps ]
507 00:17:27,233 00:17:29,272 Hey. How's the food coming? I'm starving. Hey. How's the food coming? I'm starving.
508 00:17:29,302 00:17:31,602 Who was that? It sounded like Christopher. Who was that? It sounded like Christopher.
509 00:17:31,642 00:17:33,342 Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
510 00:17:35,412 00:17:36,972 If you knew who it was, why'd you ask? If you knew who it was, why'd you ask?
511 00:17:37,012 00:17:37,742 Were you going to tell me he called? Were you going to tell me he called?
512 00:17:37,772 00:17:39,442 Luke, yes. Luke, yes.
513 00:17:39,482 00:17:42,282 Then why'd you turn the machine off when I walked in? Then why'd you turn the machine off when I walked in?
514 00:17:42,312 00:17:43,212 It was a reflex. It was a reflex.
515 00:17:43,252 00:17:44,522 Reflex? Reflex?
516 00:17:44,552 00:17:45,981 Yeah, I panicked. I didn't think. Yeah, I panicked. I didn't think.
517 00:17:46,021 00:17:47,281 I looked up, and you were standing there. I looked up, and you were standing there.
518 00:17:47,321 00:17:49,351 How long has this been going on? What? How long has this been going on? What?
519 00:17:49,391 00:17:51,261 You talking to Christopher. It's just talking, right? You talking to Christopher. It's just talking, right?
520 00:17:51,291 00:17:53,161 Yes... no, no. Yes... no, no.
521 00:17:53,191 00:17:56,061 No talking, no anything. There's nothing going on. No talking, no anything. There's nothing going on.
522 00:17:56,091 00:17:56,661 Fine. Fine.
523 00:17:56,691 00:17:58,361 Are you leaving? Are you leaving?
524 00:17:58,401 00:17:59,331 Burgers are done. Burgers are done.
525 00:17:59,361 00:18:00,731 Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this.
526 00:18:00,761 00:18:02,401 I don't want to argue in front of guests. I don't want to argue in front of guests.
527 00:18:02,431 00:18:04,140 Last time we were over, Last time we were over,
528 00:18:04,170 00:18:06,270 Sookie breast-fed Martha during appetizers. We owe them. Sookie breast-fed Martha during appetizers. We owe them.
529 00:18:06,300 00:18:08,140 I won't discuss this with people in the house. I won't discuss this with people in the house.
530 00:18:08,170 00:18:09,570 It's rude. It's rude.
531 00:18:09,610 00:18:11,080 No, it's rude to silently sulk through dinner No, it's rude to silently sulk through dinner
532 00:18:11,110 00:18:13,140 and make them feel uncomfortable and make them feel uncomfortable
533 00:18:13,180 00:18:15,550 because they know we're fighting and we're pretending we're not. because they know we're fighting and we're pretending we're not.
534 00:18:15,580 00:18:18,620 We're not fighting... Yet. We're not fighting... Yet.
535 00:18:18,650 00:18:20,350 [ Scoffs ] [ Scoffs ]
536 00:18:24,059 00:18:26,059 So, we're standing in a giant pile of manure, So, we're standing in a giant pile of manure,
537 00:18:26,089 00:18:28,459 and I am screaming, "I asked for extra fish heads!" and I am screaming, "I asked for extra fish heads!"
538 00:18:28,489 00:18:32,159 And he's like, "no, you did not ask for extra fish heads." And he's like, "no, you did not ask for extra fish heads."
539 00:18:32,199 00:18:34,299 Oh, I tell you... It was hilarious! Oh, I tell you... It was hilarious!
540 00:18:36,099 00:18:38,169 And of course all the celery guys are staring, And of course all the celery guys are staring,
541 00:18:38,199 00:18:40,698 and then "tomato" George... We call him "tomato" George. and then "tomato" George... We call him "tomato" George.
542 00:18:40,738 00:18:43,738 He's got extra time 'cause tomatoes are out of season. He's got extra time 'cause tomatoes are out of season.
543 00:18:43,768 00:18:46,308 Anyhow, he steps in and says, Anyhow, he steps in and says,
544 00:18:46,338 00:18:49,478 "I don't want to hear another thing about the fish heads." "I don't want to hear another thing about the fish heads."
545 00:18:49,508 00:18:50,578 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
546 00:18:51,618 00:18:52,778 He's from Kansas. He's from Kansas.
547 00:18:52,818 00:18:54,588 The burgers are delicious, Luke. The burgers are delicious, Luke.
548 00:18:54,618 00:18:56,588 Oh, yeah, I like them burnt. Oh, yeah, I like them burnt.
549 00:18:56,618 00:18:58,617 You can't get anyone to really burn a burger anymore. You can't get anyone to really burn a burger anymore.
550 00:18:58,657 00:19:00,517 The chicken and dumplings are good, too. The chicken and dumplings are good, too.
551 00:19:02,627 00:19:03,587 What? What?
552 00:19:03,627 00:19:04,727 [ Snorts ] [ Snorts ]
553 00:19:04,757 00:19:05,627 Nice snort. Nice snort.
554 00:19:05,657 00:19:07,097 I didn't snort. I didn't snort.
555 00:19:07,127 00:19:09,197 [ Nervously ] People in Kansas talk funny. [ Nervously ] People in Kansas talk funny.
556 00:19:11,867 00:19:13,667 Did I miss something? Ays, honey. Did I miss something? Ays, honey.
557 00:19:13,697 00:19:15,166 It's nothing. It's nothing.
558 00:19:15,206 00:19:17,836 Oh. I bet I know what's going on. Oh. I bet I know what's going on.
559 00:19:17,866 00:19:19,136 Nothing's going on, Jackson. Nothing's going on, Jackson.
560 00:19:19,176 00:19:20,776 Oh, yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is.
561 00:19:20,806 00:19:23,706 It is not lost on me that the burgers with my world-famous rub It is not lost on me that the burgers with my world-famous rub
562 00:19:23,746 00:19:25,846 are almost gone, while your butter burgers are almost gone, while your butter burgers
563 00:19:25,876 00:19:27,746 are still sitting there on the plate. are still sitting there on the plate.
564 00:19:27,776 00:19:30,086 You a little humbled now? N. You a little humbled now? N.
565 00:19:30,116 00:19:32,815 My burgers are better... Admit it! I demand satisfaction. My burgers are better... Admit it! I demand satisfaction.
566 00:19:32,855 00:19:35,625 Sorry. He's just so excited to be around grown-ups. Sorry. He's just so excited to be around grown-ups.
567 00:19:35,655 00:19:37,255 Hey. Hey.
568 00:19:37,285 00:19:39,225 He's right... His burgers are better. He's right... His burgers are better.
569 00:19:39,255 00:19:42,225 Thank you. I crown thee burger king. Thank you. I crown thee burger king.
570 00:19:42,265 00:19:43,695 I can admit it. I can admit it.
571 00:19:43,725 00:19:45,735 I have no trouble telling someone something I have no trouble telling someone something
572 00:19:45,765 00:19:48,335 no matter how uncomfortable it might make them. no matter how uncomfortable it might make them.
573 00:19:48,365 00:19:50,434 Wow. They'll be debating the subtle complexities Wow. They'll be debating the subtle complexities
574 00:19:50,464 00:19:51,604 of that comment for years. of that comment for years.
575 00:19:51,634 00:19:52,704 Okay, I did miss something. Okay, I did miss something.
576 00:19:52,734 00:19:54,804 Lorelai and Luke are fighting. Lorelai and Luke are fighting.
577 00:19:54,844 00:19:56,774 We're not fighting. No, we don't fight in front of company. We're not fighting. No, we don't fight in front of company.
578 00:19:56,804 00:19:58,244 It's rude. We wouldn't want to be rude. It's rude. We wouldn't want to be rude.
579 00:19:58,274 00:19:59,444 It's fine. Just eat. It's fine. Just eat.
580 00:19:59,474 00:20:00,774 What's that? Ken and dumplings? What's that? Ken and dumplings?
581 00:20:00,814 00:20:02,514 Who the hell made chicken and dumplings? Who the hell made chicken and dumplings?
582 00:20:02,544 00:20:04,214 Sookie, our guest, who we don't want to be rude to. Sookie, our guest, who we don't want to be rude to.
583 00:20:04,254 00:20:05,614 I'm not the one who started this. I'm not the one who started this.
584 00:20:05,654 00:20:08,323 I'm sorry. Are we talking about this now? I'm sorry. Are we talking about this now?
585 00:20:08,353 00:20:10,683 You knew how I'd feel. You have no reason to be upset. You knew how I'd feel. You have no reason to be upset.
586 00:20:10,723 00:20:11,793 I don't? You were hiding... I don't? You were hiding...
587 00:20:11,823 00:20:13,353 I wasn't hiding anything. I wasn't hiding anything.
588 00:20:13,393 00:20:15,163 You hung up the phone just as I came... You hung up the phone just as I came...
589 00:20:15,193 00:20:16,793 You didn't let me explain. I was about to tell you. You didn't let me explain. I was about to tell you.
590 00:20:16,823 00:20:19,693 At that moment, it was not appropriate to talk about it... At that moment, it was not appropriate to talk about it...
591 00:20:19,733 00:20:22,263 So you'd rather just sit and stew and be mad for no reason? So you'd rather just sit and stew and be mad for no reason?
592 00:20:22,303 00:20:23,903 So, it was just a weird coincidence So, it was just a weird coincidence
593 00:20:23,933 00:20:26,872 that I walk in and Christopher happens to be leaving a message, that I walk in and Christopher happens to be leaving a message,
594 00:20:26,902 00:20:28,672 and it happens to be the first time and it happens to be the first time
595 00:20:28,702 00:20:30,372 you've had contact with him in a month? you've had contact with him in a month?
596 00:20:30,402 00:20:31,842 In a year, Luke! In a year, Luke!
597 00:20:31,872 00:20:33,712 The last time I saw him was the last time you saw him! The last time I saw him was the last time you saw him!
598 00:20:33,742 00:20:35,282 Well, I don't believe in coincidences. Well, I don't believe in coincidences.
599 00:20:35,312 00:20:36,682 This is not fair! This is not fair!
600 00:20:36,712 00:20:39,452 I have a right to expect honesty from my fiancée! I have a right to expect honesty from my fiancée!
601 00:20:39,482 00:20:41,252 You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty.
602 00:20:41,282 00:20:42,522 I hate that bedroom set. I hate that bedroom set.
603 00:20:42,552 00:20:44,251 It's old and creepy, and I hate it. It's old and creepy, and I hate it.
604 00:20:44,291 00:20:45,751 You told me you loved it. You told me you loved it.
605 00:20:45,791 00:20:48,391 I have absolutely no memory of coming to your storage unit I have absolutely no memory of coming to your storage unit
606 00:20:48,421 00:20:51,391 five years ago and telling you I love that furniture. five years ago and telling you I love that furniture.
607 00:20:51,431 00:20:54,461 Thank you for your honesty about my grandmother's furniture. Thank you for your honesty about my grandmother's furniture.
608 00:20:54,501 00:20:56,531 Too bad you're not more forthcoming about the other men in your life. Too bad you're not more forthcoming about the other men in your life.
609 00:20:56,561 00:20:57,831 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
610 00:20:57,861 00:21:01,341 Enjoy Wisteria Lane, you major drama queen. Enjoy Wisteria Lane, you major drama queen.
611 00:21:01,371 00:21:02,840 I'm done. I'm done.
612 00:21:02,870 00:21:04,340 Wrap yourself in a towel Wrap yourself in a towel
613 00:21:04,370 00:21:08,380 and trip over a hedge on your way out! and trip over a hedge on your way out!
614 00:21:08,410 00:21:10,340 Are you okay? Are you okay?
615 00:21:10,380 00:21:12,450 I'm fine. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm fine. I'm sorry, you guys.
616 00:21:13,650 00:21:16,350 Give Paul anka the burger. Give Paul anka the burger.
617 00:21:17,980 00:21:20,219 Was it because I brought up my meat rub? Was it because I brought up my meat rub?
618 00:21:20,249 00:21:22,789 Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
619 00:21:24,989 00:21:26,489 [ Knocking on door ] [ Knocking on door ]
620 00:21:26,529 00:21:28,429 Come in. Come in.
621 00:21:33,299 00:21:36,369 Okay, see... [ Sighs ] Okay, see... [ Sighs ]
622 00:21:36,399 00:21:38,308 Once we're married, you're not going to be able Once we're married, you're not going to be able
623 00:21:38,338 00:21:40,968 to run away to your clubhouse anymore. to run away to your clubhouse anymore.
624 00:21:41,008 00:21:42,978 You're going to have to join a rotisserie baseball league You're going to have to join a rotisserie baseball league
625 00:21:43,008 00:21:44,808 with the rest of the men. with the rest of the men.
626 00:21:44,848 00:21:48,448 When we're married, huh? Gee, when's that going to be? When we're married, huh? Gee, when's that going to be?
627 00:21:50,018 00:21:51,418 I brought you something to eat. I brought you something to eat.
628 00:21:51,448 00:21:52,788 You're going to need sustenance You're going to need sustenance
629 00:21:52,818 00:21:55,488 if we're going to go another 10 rounds. if we're going to go another 10 rounds.
630 00:21:55,517 00:21:58,957 I'm never going to be okay with Christopher being in your life. I'm never going to be okay with Christopher being in your life.
631 00:22:00,827 00:22:04,867 I'm always going to have Christopher in my life. I'm always going to have Christopher in my life.
632 00:22:04,897 00:22:07,297 Yeah. Yeah.
633 00:22:07,327 00:22:09,797 He is... Rory's father. He is... Rory's father.
634 00:22:09,837 00:22:12,367 I can't change that. I can't change that.
635 00:22:14,406 00:22:17,436 Today was the first day I heard Christopher's voice in a year, Today was the first day I heard Christopher's voice in a year,
636 00:22:17,476 00:22:19,576 and I would have told you. and I would have told you.
637 00:22:19,606 00:22:21,276 We can't hide things from each other. We can't hide things from each other.
638 00:22:21,316 00:22:22,676 I know. I know.
639 00:22:22,716 00:22:24,586 I'm not going to like it when Christopher calls, I'm not going to like it when Christopher calls,
640 00:22:24,616 00:22:26,346 but we have to tell each other everything. but we have to tell each other everything.
641 00:22:26,386 00:22:29,416 Agreed. That's the only way this is going to work. Agreed. That's the only way this is going to work.
642 00:22:29,456 00:22:30,486 I know. I know.
643 00:22:32,685 00:22:33,985 You really hate the bedroom set? You really hate the bedroom set?
644 00:22:34,025 00:22:37,595 Oh, I really hate the bedroom set. Oh, I really hate the bedroom set.
645 00:22:37,625 00:22:38,895 But I'm sorry I told you like that. But I'm sorry I told you like that.
646 00:22:38,925 00:22:42,535 Yeah, well... [ Sighs ] Yeah, well... [ Sighs ]
647 00:22:42,565 00:22:44,635 So, how are Sookie and Jackson doing? So, how are Sookie and Jackson doing?
648 00:22:44,665 00:22:46,565 I think they enjoyed watching a show for once I think they enjoyed watching a show for once
649 00:22:46,605 00:22:49,834 that didn't have la-la playing the guitar. that didn't have la-la playing the guitar.
650 00:22:49,874 00:22:51,304 Come here. Come here.
651 00:22:52,744 00:22:57,674 I want a Barbie and a pony and roller skates I want a Barbie and a pony and roller skates
652 00:22:57,714 00:23:00,784 and roller skates for the Barbie and for the pony. and roller skates for the Barbie and for the pony.
653 00:23:06,654 00:23:07,983 No secrets? No secrets?
654 00:23:08,023 00:23:09,453 Cross my heart and hope to die. Cross my heart and hope to die.
655 00:23:09,493 00:23:11,293 Oh, I hate that saying. Oh, I hate that saying.
656 00:23:11,323 00:23:13,323 No secrets. No secrets.
657 00:23:17,763 00:23:18,433 Luke. Luke.
658 00:23:18,463 00:23:19,833 Yeah? Yeah?
659 00:23:19,863 00:23:21,433 When I was in fifth grade, When I was in fifth grade,
660 00:23:21,473 00:23:23,803 I told everybody Erik estrada was my boyfriend I told everybody Erik estrada was my boyfriend
661 00:23:23,833 00:23:25,602 and that we used to make out on his motorcycle. and that we used to make out on his motorcycle.
662 00:23:25,642 00:23:27,672 Shh. Shh.
663 00:23:29,472 00:23:32,682 Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you. Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you.
664 00:23:32,712 00:23:35,952 Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you. Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you.
665 00:23:35,982 00:23:39,382 Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you. Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you.
666 00:23:39,422 00:23:41,522 Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you. Stamford eagle gazette. I'll transfer you.
667 00:23:41,552 00:23:42,692 Did bergman call? Did bergman call?
668 00:23:42,722 00:23:44,791 Stamford eagle gazette. Stamford eagle gazette.
669 00:23:44,821 00:23:46,361 Try the New York times. Try the New York times.
670 00:23:46,391 00:23:47,561 What? What?
671 00:23:47,591 00:23:49,531 Trust me. You want the times. Trust me. You want the times.
672 00:23:49,561 00:23:50,631 What are you pointing to? What are you pointing to?
673 00:23:50,661 00:23:51,801 She's pointing at me. She's pointing at me.
674 00:23:51,831 00:23:52,931 Stamford eagle gazette. Stamford eagle gazette.
675 00:23:52,961 00:23:54,431 Rory Gilmore. Rory Gilmore.
676 00:23:54,471 00:23:55,601 As you live and breathe. As you live and breathe.
677 00:23:55,631 00:23:57,971 Uh... I'm sorry. Did we... Uh... I'm sorry. Did we...
678 00:23:58,001 00:23:59,741 No, we didn't have an appointment. No, we didn't have an appointment.
679 00:23:59,771 00:24:01,910 I thought I would come down and talk to you about a job. I thought I would come down and talk to you about a job.
680 00:24:01,940 00:24:03,410 A job? A job?
681 00:24:03,440 00:24:04,940 A beginning staff writer job, to be exact. A beginning staff writer job, to be exact.
682 00:24:04,980 00:24:06,710 I think maybe we got our signals crossed earlier. I think maybe we got our signals crossed earlier.
683 00:24:06,740 00:24:09,010 I thought I was clear. I don't have any jobs available. I thought I was clear. I don't have any jobs available.
684 00:24:09,050 00:24:10,524 No, you were very clear. You said you didn't No, you were very clear. You said you didn't
685 00:24:10,536 00:24:11,920 have any jobs available, and I heard you. have any jobs available, and I heard you.
686 00:24:11,950 00:24:14,890 I have excellent hearing, among my many other qualifications, I have excellent hearing, among my many other qualifications,
687 00:24:14,920 00:24:17,490 which I have listed here on my resumé, which I have listed here on my resumé,
688 00:24:17,520 00:24:21,529 and my portfolio... Samples of all my writing, and my portfolio... Samples of all my writing,
689 00:24:21,559 00:24:23,559 all my work from the Yale daily news, all my work from the Yale daily news,
690 00:24:23,589 00:24:26,459 plus a couple spec pieces that I've just recently finished, plus a couple spec pieces that I've just recently finished,
691 00:24:26,499 00:24:29,099 ideas, potential pitches, theater reviews. ideas, potential pitches, theater reviews.
692 00:24:29,129 00:24:30,829 Well, I'm sure this is all... Well, I'm sure this is all...
693 00:24:30,869 00:24:32,599 I know this is very spur-of-the-moment, I know this is very spur-of-the-moment,
694 00:24:32,639 00:24:35,069 but I thought you could find a minute to sit and talk with me. but I thought you could find a minute to sit and talk with me.
695 00:24:35,109 00:24:36,109 About what? About what?
696 00:24:36,139 00:24:37,738 About a job. About a job.
697 00:24:37,768 00:24:39,738 But I don't have any job openings. But I don't have any job openings.
698 00:24:39,778 00:24:41,808 I know, but earlier, when we were on the phone, I know, but earlier, when we were on the phone,
699 00:24:41,848 00:24:44,478 you were so positive and optimistic. you were so positive and optimistic.
700 00:24:44,518 00:24:45,848 You said so many complimentary things. You said so many complimentary things.
701 00:24:45,878 00:24:47,918 I mean, frankly, you made me sound great, I mean, frankly, you made me sound great,
702 00:24:47,948 00:24:50,818 so great that I thought, "hey, you should hire that girl." so great that I thought, "hey, you should hire that girl."
703 00:24:50,848 00:24:53,688 I know most of the staff, the rhythm of this place, I know most of the staff, the rhythm of this place,
704 00:24:53,718 00:24:55,427 how it runs... I know where you keep the pens. how it runs... I know where you keep the pens.
705 00:24:55,457 00:24:57,157 I have personally fixed the copier in that coffee room I have personally fixed the copier in that coffee room
706 00:24:57,187 00:24:58,697 on more than 10 occasions, on more than 10 occasions,
707 00:24:58,727 00:25:01,567 but the bottom line is... Mitchum was wrong. but the bottom line is... Mitchum was wrong.
708 00:25:01,597 00:25:02,897 I am a very good writer, I am a very good writer,
709 00:25:02,927 00:25:05,867 and I have great organizational skills, yes, and I have great organizational skills, yes,
710 00:25:05,897 00:25:07,597 but I know how to come at an article. but I know how to come at an article.
711 00:25:07,637 00:25:10,907 I have a point of view, a voice, and... big selling point... I have a point of view, a voice, and... big selling point...
712 00:25:10,937 00:25:12,506 I am a huge bargain. I am a huge bargain.
713 00:25:12,536 00:25:15,046 These are wonderful points, but I have nothing. These are wonderful points, but I have nothing.
714 00:25:15,076 00:25:17,506 If you could sit down and talk with me, I bet we could work that out. If you could sit down and talk with me, I bet we could work that out.
715 00:25:17,546 00:25:19,846 I have no time to talk. I'm sorry. I have no time to talk. I'm sorry.
716 00:25:19,876 00:25:21,746 Look, I have sent my resumé to several other papers. Look, I have sent my resumé to several other papers.
717 00:25:21,786 00:25:23,986 I'm not worried about finding a position. I'm not worried about finding a position.
718 00:25:24,016 00:25:25,186 I'm worried about finding the right position, I'm worried about finding the right position,
719 00:25:25,216 00:25:26,656 the right place for me. the right place for me.
720 00:25:26,686 00:25:28,726 I think this is the right place for me. I think this is the right place for me.
721 00:25:28,756 00:25:31,055 It's not, because there is no place for you. It's not, because there is no place for you.
722 00:25:31,085 00:25:32,725 I have no job openings. I have no job openings.
723 00:25:32,755 00:25:34,925 Give me 10 minutes, and I bet I can change your mind. Give me 10 minutes, and I bet I can change your mind.
724 00:25:34,965 00:25:36,965 I don't have 10 minutes. I would be invaluable to you here. I don't have 10 minutes. I would be invaluable to you here.
725 00:25:36,995 00:25:38,695 If I gave you a job, I'd have to fire Harry. If I gave you a job, I'd have to fire Harry.
726 00:25:38,735 00:25:39,835 Five minutes. Sorry. Five minutes. Sorry.
727 00:25:39,865 00:25:42,735 That's okay. I can wait. That's okay. I can wait.
728 00:25:46,635 00:25:48,644 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
729 00:25:48,674 00:25:50,504 Steaks and eggs, tuna melt. Steaks and eggs, tuna melt.
730 00:25:50,544 00:25:51,774 I ordered onions on this. I ordered onions on this.
731 00:25:51,814 00:25:53,644 Yes, you did. I'll be right back. Yes, you did. I'll be right back.
732 00:25:53,674 00:25:55,184 Caesar, I got onions coming. Caesar, I got onions coming.
733 00:25:55,214 00:25:57,684 This is not rare/medium-rare. It's more like just rare. This is not rare/medium-rare. It's more like just rare.
734 00:25:57,714 00:25:59,184 Caesar, onions. Gimme. Caesar, onions. Gimme.
735 00:25:59,214 00:26:00,514 Add a little medium to this rare. Add a little medium to this rare.
736 00:26:00,554 00:26:01,684 The stove is going blinky. The stove is going blinky.
737 00:26:01,724 00:26:04,054 No excuses. Let's go, go, go. No excuses. Let's go, go, go.
738 00:26:06,623 00:26:08,793 Cobb salad, no avocado, no bacon, no blue cheese, Cobb salad, no avocado, no bacon, no blue cheese,
739 00:26:08,823 00:26:10,193 Italian dressing on the side. Italian dressing on the side.
740 00:26:10,223 00:26:11,063 Something to drink? Something to drink?
741 00:26:11,093 00:26:12,563 Iced tea, two lemons. Iced tea, two lemons.
742 00:26:12,593 00:26:13,693 Caesar, Cobb salad, no Cobb, just Turkey. Caesar, Cobb salad, no Cobb, just Turkey.
743 00:26:13,733 00:26:15,663 Where's that burger? Where's that burger?
744 00:26:15,703 00:26:18,103 Caesar: The stove is going y, I know. Use the broiler. Caesar: The stove is going y, I know. Use the broiler.
745 00:26:18,133 00:26:19,673 Luke Danes? Luke Danes?
746 00:26:19,703 00:26:21,133 Excuse me. Are you Luke Danes? Excuse me. Are you Luke Danes?
747 00:26:21,173 00:26:24,242 Yeah, grab a seat. I'll be with you in a moment. Yeah, grab a seat. I'll be with you in a moment.
748 00:26:24,272 00:26:25,242 Iced tea, two lemons. Iced tea, two lemons.
749 00:26:25,272 00:26:28,012 But I didn't... You're Luke Danes. But I didn't... You're Luke Danes.
750 00:26:28,042 00:26:31,552 Yes, kid, I'm Luke Danes. What the hell are you wearing? Yes, kid, I'm Luke Danes. What the hell are you wearing?
751 00:26:31,582 00:26:32,852 A bike helmet. For what kind of bike? A bike helmet. For what kind of bike?
752 00:26:32,882 00:26:34,852 A schwinn. Okay. A schwinn. Okay.
753 00:26:34,882 00:26:36,982 When you fall off your bike, you fall on your face. When you fall off your bike, you fall on your face.
754 00:26:37,022 00:26:38,622 You could lose your teeth or hurt your neck. You could lose your teeth or hurt your neck.
755 00:26:38,652 00:26:40,022 Whatever. What do you want to eat? Whatever. What do you want to eat?
756 00:26:40,052 00:26:41,721 Nothing. Then I need the stool space. Nothing. Then I need the stool space.
757 00:26:41,761 00:26:43,061 You told me to sit here. You told me to sit here.
758 00:26:43,091 00:26:44,261 I thought you were going to order something. I thought you were going to order something.
759 00:26:44,291 00:26:46,491 Burger, rare! Where's my onions? Burger, rare! Where's my onions?
760 00:26:46,531 00:26:49,501 I forgot the onions. Get my onions! I forgot the onions. Get my onions!
761 00:26:51,731 00:26:53,201 Look, kid, whatever you're selling... Look, kid, whatever you're selling...
762 00:26:53,231 00:26:54,901 I'm not selling anything. I'm not selling anything.
763 00:26:54,941 00:26:57,101 I know, but I'm working. Will you take that thing off? I know, but I'm working. Will you take that thing off?
764 00:26:57,141 00:27:00,610 Okay... It takes a minute. Okay... It takes a minute.
765 00:27:00,640 00:27:02,210 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
766 00:27:04,210 00:27:07,810 Okay... It's off. Can I talk to you now? Okay... It's off. Can I talk to you now?
767 00:27:07,850 00:27:09,250 Talk fast. I need your hair. Talk fast. I need your hair.
768 00:27:09,280 00:27:11,050 Excuse me? With the roots. Excuse me? With the roots.
769 00:27:11,080 00:27:13,190 For what? I go to Martin Van buren middle school For what? I go to Martin Van buren middle school
770 00:27:13,220 00:27:15,020 over on woodbridge... Do you know it? over on woodbridge... Do you know it?
771 00:27:15,060 00:27:16,760 No. No.
772 00:27:16,790 00:27:18,859 Well, every year Samuel polotsky wins the science fair. Well, every year Samuel polotsky wins the science fair.
773 00:27:18,889 00:27:20,289 Now, it's very important that I beat him this year Now, it's very important that I beat him this year
774 00:27:20,329 00:27:21,699 because I hate him. because I hate him.
775 00:27:21,729 00:27:23,899 This year I have the perfect project. This year I have the perfect project.
776 00:27:23,929 00:27:25,829 I'm going to take hair samples from three men, I'm going to take hair samples from three men,
777 00:27:25,869 00:27:27,899 run DNA tests, and figure out which one's my father. run DNA tests, and figure out which one's my father.
778 00:27:27,929 00:27:29,269 What? What?
779 00:27:29,299 00:27:31,269 My uncle works for a lab in Hartford. My uncle works for a lab in Hartford.
780 00:27:31,299 00:27:33,539 He's going to oversee me, but I'll be doing the work myself. He's going to oversee me, but I'll be doing the work myself.
781 00:27:33,569 00:27:35,908 I'm sorry. Did you say your father? I'm sorry. Did you say your father?
782 00:27:35,938 00:27:37,838 See, science fairs have gotten so political lately. See, science fairs have gotten so political lately.
783 00:27:37,878 00:27:41,008 It's no longer the simple act of science being appreciated. It's no longer the simple act of science being appreciated.
784 00:27:41,048 00:27:43,318 There's got to be a twist, a gimmick, something flashy. There's got to be a twist, a gimmick, something flashy.
785 00:27:43,348 00:27:46,788 I figure this is perfect... Real science, DNA testing, I figure this is perfect... Real science, DNA testing,
786 00:27:46,818 00:27:48,248 with a flash of human drama. with a flash of human drama.
787 00:27:48,288 00:27:50,318 "Who's my daddy?" Huh? Catchy, right? "Who's my daddy?" Huh? Catchy, right?
788 00:27:50,358 00:27:52,058 I don't understand. I'm not... I don't understand. I'm not...
789 00:27:52,088 00:27:53,927 I have the other two samples. This is my last stop. I have the other two samples. This is my last stop.
790 00:27:53,957 00:27:56,827 I go to the lab tomorrow, and the fair's on the 16th. I go to the lab tomorrow, and the fair's on the 16th.
791 00:27:56,857 00:27:59,627 And if I win, there's going to be a banquet on the 18th, And if I win, there's going to be a banquet on the 18th,
792 00:27:59,667 00:28:02,137 and you get to choose any two kinds of spaghetti you want. and you get to choose any two kinds of spaghetti you want.
793 00:28:02,167 00:28:04,067 There's going to be at least 10 options, There's going to be at least 10 options,
794 00:28:04,097 00:28:05,767 though I know what I'm getting... though I know what I'm getting...
795 00:28:05,807 00:28:07,937 Split order, half mushroom, half muenster cheese. Split order, half mushroom, half muenster cheese.
796 00:28:07,967 00:28:09,677 No. Yes, that's what I'm getting. No. Yes, that's what I'm getting.
797 00:28:09,707 00:28:12,046 No. I mean, no. I'm... ow! No. I mean, no. I'm... ow!
798 00:28:12,906 00:28:15,176 Thanks. Thanks.
799 00:28:15,216 00:28:17,016 Wish me luck! Wish me luck!
800 00:28:20,186 00:28:21,886 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
801 00:28:24,256 00:28:26,026 Stuart: We can't print the letters, Harry. Stuart: We can't print the letters, Harry.
802 00:28:26,056 00:28:28,086 Harry: What if Gonzalez really is taking these payoffs? Harry: What if Gonzalez really is taking these payoffs?
803 00:28:28,126 00:28:30,295 It would make the city-council elections interesting. It would make the city-council elections interesting.
804 00:28:30,325 00:28:32,195 We have no idea who's making these accusations. We have no idea who's making these accusations.
805 00:28:32,225 00:28:33,965 It could be a hoax, kids with too much time on their hands, It could be a hoax, kids with too much time on their hands,
806 00:28:33,995 00:28:35,635 no dates for the prom. no dates for the prom.
807 00:28:35,665 00:28:37,595 It could be a rival candidate. Wouldn't that be fun? It could be a rival candidate. Wouldn't that be fun?
808 00:28:37,635 00:28:39,165 Yes. Then let's have some fun. Yes. Then let's have some fun.
809 00:28:39,205 00:28:40,705 Hey, Rory. Hi, Harry. Hey, Rory. Hi, Harry.
810 00:28:40,735 00:28:42,235 Okay, so, we don't print the letters, Okay, so, we don't print the letters,
811 00:28:42,275 00:28:43,775 but if we can track down the person who's sending them. but if we can track down the person who's sending them.
812 00:28:43,805 00:28:45,175 How? How?
813 00:28:45,205 00:28:46,775 We do a paper analysis, rummage through trash cans. We do a paper analysis, rummage through trash cans.
814 00:28:46,805 00:28:48,374 Very dignified. Very dignified.
815 00:28:48,404 00:28:50,174 Or call the guy, tell him we know he's sending the letters... Or call the guy, tell him we know he's sending the letters...
816 00:28:50,214 00:28:52,184 Lie... see if we can smoke him out. Lie... see if we can smoke him out.
817 00:28:52,214 00:28:54,284 You know, you can use language-analysis software You know, you can use language-analysis software
818 00:28:54,314 00:28:57,054 to I.D. An author by comparing his writing style to I.D. An author by comparing his writing style
819 00:28:57,084 00:28:58,084 to known writing samples. to known writing samples.
820 00:28:58,114 00:28:59,624 What? What?
821 00:28:59,654 00:29:00,954 That's how Joe klein was unmasked That's how Joe klein was unmasked
822 00:29:00,984 00:29:02,324 as the author of "primary colors." as the author of "primary colors."
823 00:29:02,354 00:29:03,924 Hell, it's worth a try. Hell, it's worth a try.
824 00:29:03,954 00:29:05,063 Great. Great.
825 00:29:05,093 00:29:06,323 Good idea, Rory. Good idea, Rory.
826 00:29:06,363 00:29:07,923 Thanks, boss. I'm not your boss. Thanks, boss. I'm not your boss.
827 00:29:07,963 00:29:10,133 Not yet, boss, but give me five minutes of your time. Not yet, boss, but give me five minutes of your time.
828 00:29:10,163 00:29:11,133 I don't have five minutes. I don't have five minutes.
829 00:29:11,163 00:29:12,403 Okay, I can wait. Okay, I can wait.
830 00:29:12,433 00:29:13,733 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
831 00:29:13,763 00:29:15,373 You know where to find me. You know where to find me.
832 00:29:19,843 00:29:21,073 More books. More books.
833 00:29:21,103 00:29:23,042 What is wrong with people? What is wrong with people?
834 00:29:23,072 00:29:25,742 Don't they know the written word is dead? Don't they know the written word is dead?
835 00:29:25,782 00:29:27,242 Uh, books are back. Oprah says. Uh, books are back. Oprah says.
836 00:29:27,282 00:29:28,882 Did we order the new box slips yet? Did we order the new box slips yet?
837 00:29:28,912 00:29:30,282 Yes, and the envelopes. Yes, and the envelopes.
838 00:29:30,312 00:29:32,722 And the linen-delivery service has been replaced And the linen-delivery service has been replaced
839 00:29:32,752 00:29:35,192 by one that actually has trucks that turn on. by one that actually has trucks that turn on.
840 00:29:35,222 00:29:37,292 And I hired a horse whisperer And I hired a horse whisperer
841 00:29:37,322 00:29:39,822 because cletus has been acting very needy lately, because cletus has been acting very needy lately,
842 00:29:39,862 00:29:41,221 and I get enough of that from you. and I get enough of that from you.
843 00:29:41,261 00:29:42,961 Well, you're just perfect. Well, you're just perfect.
844 00:29:42,991 00:29:44,391 And I got a call from someone And I got a call from someone
845 00:29:44,431 00:29:46,061 who wanted a job reference for Rory. who wanted a job reference for Rory.
846 00:29:46,101 00:29:47,331 What? What?
847 00:29:47,361 00:29:49,171 Don't worry. I said nice things. Don't worry. I said nice things.
848 00:29:49,201 00:29:51,031 I did not mention how she used to steal stamps I did not mention how she used to steal stamps
849 00:29:51,071 00:29:52,741 and sit in my chair. and sit in my chair.
850 00:29:52,771 00:29:55,711 I said she was very responsible and a hard worker, I said she was very responsible and a hard worker,
851 00:29:55,741 00:29:57,011 and now you owe me the weekend off. and now you owe me the weekend off.
852 00:29:57,041 00:29:58,041 A job reference? Yes. A job reference? Yes.
853 00:29:58,071 00:29:59,880 From who? Excuse me? From who? Excuse me?
854 00:29:59,910 00:30:01,750 Who was calling? Who was inquiring? Who was asking? Who was calling? Who was inquiring? Who was asking?
855 00:30:01,780 00:30:03,150 Someone who needed to hire someone. Someone who needed to hire someone.
856 00:30:03,180 00:30:05,080 What kind of job was it? I don't know. What kind of job was it? I don't know.
857 00:30:05,120 00:30:07,680 What was the name of the company? I do not remember. What was the name of the company? I do not remember.
858 00:30:07,720 00:30:08,920 Michel. What? Michel. What?
859 00:30:08,950 00:30:10,250 I'm not an answering machine. I'm not an answering machine.
860 00:30:10,290 00:30:12,160 I do not have "Sony" stamped on my forehead. I do not have "Sony" stamped on my forehead.
861 00:30:12,190 00:30:13,360 [ Cellphone ringing ] [ Cellphone ringing ]
862 00:30:13,390 00:30:15,060 Forget it. Forget it.
863 00:30:15,090 00:30:16,459 Hello? Hello?
864 00:30:16,489 00:30:19,099 Lorelai, your mother's missing. Hat? Lorelai, your mother's missing. Hat?
865 00:30:19,129 00:30:22,029 I came home from Seattle, and she wasn't here. I came home from Seattle, and she wasn't here.
866 00:30:22,069 00:30:23,799 The bed doesn't look like it's been slept in. The bed doesn't look like it's been slept in.
867 00:30:23,829 00:30:25,069 You have maids, dad. They probably made the bed. You have maids, dad. They probably made the bed.
868 00:30:25,099 00:30:26,869 Your mother fired the maid. Your mother fired the maid.
869 00:30:26,899 00:30:29,069 As far as I know, a new one hasn't been hired yet. As far as I know, a new one hasn't been hired yet.
870 00:30:29,109 00:30:31,409 Plus, I haven't heard from her in two days. Plus, I haven't heard from her in two days.
871 00:30:31,439 00:30:34,079 I had a couple of phone calls yesterday, but they were fuzzy. I had a couple of phone calls yesterday, but they were fuzzy.
872 00:30:34,109 00:30:36,148 I couldn't hear the other person, and then they hung up. I couldn't hear the other person, and then they hung up.
873 00:30:36,178 00:30:37,878 Well, that could have been mom. Well, that could have been mom.
874 00:30:37,908 00:30:39,418 Rory's moved out. Did you know this? Rory's moved out. Did you know this?
875 00:30:39,448 00:30:41,148 Yes, I heard. What happened? Yes, I heard. What happened?
876 00:30:41,178 00:30:42,788 I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
877 00:30:42,818 00:30:44,958 I came home the other day and two strange boys I came home the other day and two strange boys
878 00:30:44,988 00:30:46,888 were in my house moving Rory's things. were in my house moving Rory's things.
879 00:30:46,918 00:30:48,218 She didn't even tell me she was going. She didn't even tell me she was going.
880 00:30:48,258 00:30:50,088 Did she and mom fight? Did she and mom fight?
881 00:30:50,128 00:30:52,227 How would I know? I don't know where your mother is. How would I know? I don't know where your mother is.
882 00:30:52,257 00:30:53,357 Did you call her cell? Did you call her cell?
883 00:30:53,397 00:30:55,427 No, I did not call her cell. No, I did not call her cell.
884 00:30:55,467 00:30:57,367 In addition to losing my wife, In addition to losing my wife,
885 00:30:57,397 00:30:59,367 I lost all control of my faculties. I lost all control of my faculties.
886 00:30:59,397 00:31:01,037 Of course I called her cell! Of course I called her cell!
887 00:31:01,067 00:31:03,407 I haven't heard from mom or Rory. I haven't heard from mom or Rory.
888 00:31:03,437 00:31:05,137 I'm calling the club. I'm calling the club.
889 00:31:05,177 00:31:06,977 If you hear anything, you must call me immediately. If you hear anything, you must call me immediately.
890 00:31:07,007 00:31:08,747 I will. T. I will. T.
891 00:31:08,777 00:31:10,906 I'm not being smart. If I hear anything, I'll call. I'm not being smart. If I hear anything, I'll call.
892 00:31:10,946 00:31:12,376 Fine. Fine.
893 00:31:16,516 00:31:18,216 Hey. Hey.
894 00:31:18,246 00:31:19,986 What's wrong? Is something wrong? What's wrong? Is something wrong?
895 00:31:20,016 00:31:21,786 Are you upset? Are you upset?
896 00:31:21,826 00:31:23,786 Did Luke bring home his great-aunt's living room set? Did Luke bring home his great-aunt's living room set?
897 00:31:23,826 00:31:25,156 I don't want coffee. I don't want coffee.
898 00:31:25,196 00:31:27,456 Okay, well, that's your choice. Okay, well, that's your choice.
899 00:31:27,496 00:31:28,865 Something's going on, Sookie. Something's going on, Sookie.
900 00:31:28,895 00:31:30,125 What? I don't know. What? I don't know.
901 00:31:30,165 00:31:32,195 Rory moved out, and my mother is awol. Rory moved out, and my mother is awol.
902 00:31:32,235 00:31:34,265 They must have had a fight or something. They must have had a fight or something.
903 00:31:34,295 00:31:36,365 Something happened there, something big, Something happened there, something big,
904 00:31:36,405 00:31:38,775 and of course I don't have Rory's cellphone number and of course I don't have Rory's cellphone number
905 00:31:38,805 00:31:41,275 because I had to give her space like a big, stupid idiot. because I had to give her space like a big, stupid idiot.
906 00:31:41,305 00:31:42,545 I should have my head examined. I should have my head examined.
907 00:31:42,575 00:31:43,505 Remind me to have my head examined. Remind me to have my head examined.
908 00:31:43,545 00:31:45,245 Rory moved out? Rory moved out?
909 00:31:45,275 00:31:47,914 And my mother is missing, and my father's a basket case, And my mother is missing, and my father's a basket case,
910 00:31:47,944 00:31:49,314 and I don't know what to think. and I don't know what to think.
911 00:31:49,344 00:31:50,884 Hi, mom, it's Lorelai. Hi, mom, it's Lorelai.
912 00:31:50,914 00:31:52,884 You have got to call me when you get this message. You have got to call me when you get this message.
913 00:31:52,914 00:31:55,824 Dad is frantic, and we don't know where you are, Dad is frantic, and we don't know where you are,
914 00:31:55,854 00:31:57,824 so just call my cellphone as soon as possible. so just call my cellphone as soon as possible.
915 00:31:57,854 00:31:59,454 We just want to know that everything's alright. We just want to know that everything's alright.
916 00:31:59,494 00:32:01,554 Okay, bye. What do you think all that's about? Okay, bye. What do you think all that's about?
917 00:32:01,594 00:32:03,963 I don't know, but I'm going to go find out. I don't know, but I'm going to go find out.
918 00:32:03,993 00:32:05,833 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
919 00:32:13,273 00:32:15,103 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
920 00:32:16,873 00:32:18,143 Hey, Lorelai. Hey, Lorelai.
921 00:32:18,173 00:32:19,813 Hey. Brian, I'm looking for Rory. Hey. Brian, I'm looking for Rory.
922 00:32:19,843 00:32:21,213 Oh, she's not here. Oh, she's not here.
923 00:32:21,243 00:32:22,812 Shestaying here? Right. Shestaying here? Right.
924 00:32:22,842 00:32:24,182 And if you see her, you might want to mention And if you see her, you might want to mention
925 00:32:24,212 00:32:25,312 that we're mysteriously out of dish soap. that we're mysteriously out of dish soap.
926 00:32:25,352 00:32:27,082 We're also out of sponges. We're also out of sponges.
927 00:32:27,112 00:32:29,082 We are? You didn't tell me we were out of sponges. We are? You didn't tell me we were out of sponges.
928 00:32:29,122 00:32:30,882 Lorelai, come on. Come on what, Zach? Lorelai, come on. Come on what, Zach?
929 00:32:30,922 00:32:32,252 I'm just saying... She's your daughter. I'm just saying... She's your daughter.
930 00:32:32,292 00:32:34,052 Maybe you should chip in a little rent. Maybe you should chip in a little rent.
931 00:32:34,092 00:32:36,892 Zach, didn't you guys use my garage as rehearsal space, Zach, didn't you guys use my garage as rehearsal space,
932 00:32:36,922 00:32:37,892 rent free, for about two years? rent free, for about two years?
933 00:32:37,922 00:32:39,062 Three, actually. Three, actually.
934 00:32:39,092 00:32:40,291 Three years. Thank you, Brian. Three years. Thank you, Brian.
935 00:32:40,331 00:32:41,531 So, I'll tell you what, Zach. So, I'll tell you what, Zach.
936 00:32:41,561 00:32:43,261 Why don't I give you $40 for Rory, Why don't I give you $40 for Rory,
937 00:32:43,301 00:32:45,001 and you can give me $1,200 for the garage? and you can give me $1,200 for the garage?
938 00:32:45,031 00:32:46,031 We got a deal? We got a deal?
939 00:32:46,071 00:32:47,401 Hey, whoa, relax. Hey, whoa, relax.
940 00:32:47,431 00:32:49,271 I was just joking. We're cool. I was just joking. We're cool.
941 00:32:49,301 00:32:50,541 [ Cellphone ringing ] You want to come in and wait? [ Cellphone ringing ] You want to come in and wait?
942 00:32:50,571 00:32:52,971 I'm good. Thanks for the offer. I'm good. Thanks for the offer.
943 00:32:53,011 00:32:54,211 Hello? Hello?
944 00:32:54,241 00:32:57,211 Mom, thank god. Have you called dad? Mom, thank god. Have you called dad?
945 00:32:57,241 00:32:58,980 Where are you? Where are you?
946 00:32:59,010 00:33:00,850 What? What are you... What? What are you...
947 00:33:00,880 00:33:03,320 Okay, just stay there, mom. Okay, just stay there, mom.
948 00:33:03,350 00:33:05,450 Now, what was the hangar number again? Now, what was the hangar number again?
949 00:33:05,490 00:33:07,320 Mom? Mom?
950 00:33:07,350 00:33:09,190 Emily: I'm in the cockpit! Emily: I'm in the cockpit!
951 00:33:09,220 00:33:10,560 Add that to the list of things Add that to the list of things
952 00:33:10,590 00:33:12,360 I never thought I'd hear my mother say. I never thought I'd hear my mother say.
953 00:33:12,390 00:33:14,090 Hello, Lorelai. What are you doing here? Hello, Lorelai. What are you doing here?
954 00:33:14,130 00:33:15,929 Oh, I was just in the neighborhood, you know. Oh, I was just in the neighborhood, you know.
955 00:33:15,959 00:33:17,429 How about you? What are you doing here? How about you? What are you doing here?
956 00:33:17,459 00:33:19,329 I'm looking at a plane. Because? I'm looking at a plane. Because?
957 00:33:19,369 00:33:21,999 Because you don't buy a plane without looking at it first. Because you don't buy a plane without looking at it first.
958 00:33:22,039 00:33:23,239 I'm not Elvis. I'm not Elvis.
959 00:33:23,269 00:33:25,009 My mistake. I thought you were. My mistake. I thought you were.
960 00:33:25,039 00:33:28,069 I apologize for sending those policemen badges for Christmas. I apologize for sending those policemen badges for Christmas.
961 00:33:28,109 00:33:29,439 Mom, dad is pretty worried about you. Mom, dad is pretty worried about you.
962 00:33:29,479 00:33:31,009 He is? He is?
963 00:33:31,039 00:33:32,079 Yes, he said you didn't come home last night. Yes, he said you didn't come home last night.
964 00:33:32,109 00:33:34,008 I didn't? I didn't?
965 00:33:34,048 00:33:36,118 He said the bed hadn't been slept in, and you're between maids. He said the bed hadn't been slept in, and you're between maids.
966 00:33:36,148 00:33:38,048 For heaven's sake... I did that. For heaven's sake... I did that.
967 00:33:38,078 00:33:40,448 People don't even think I can make a bed? I can make a bed. People don't even think I can make a bed? I can make a bed.
968 00:33:40,488 00:33:42,658 I usually wind up remaking the bed after the maid makes it I usually wind up remaking the bed after the maid makes it
969 00:33:42,688 00:33:44,418 because she made it wrong the first place. because she made it wrong the first place.
970 00:33:44,458 00:33:46,188 I wonder if these seats could be moved around. I wonder if these seats could be moved around.
971 00:33:46,228 00:33:47,458 Mom. Yes? Mom. Yes?
972 00:33:47,488 00:33:49,958 You're not going to buy a plane. You're not going to buy a plane.
973 00:33:49,998 00:33:51,967 Tell your father I'm fine and I'll be home in an hour. Tell your father I'm fine and I'll be home in an hour.
974 00:33:51,997 00:33:53,297 Mom. Mom.
975 00:33:53,327 00:33:55,197 If you're not going to leave, then help. If you're not going to leave, then help.
976 00:33:55,237 00:33:59,007 Hold this up to the window. This plane is a time-share. Hold this up to the window. This plane is a time-share.
977 00:33:59,037 00:34:00,667 We'll share it with three other people. We'll share it with three other people.
978 00:34:00,707 00:34:02,537 The pilot is always on call, The pilot is always on call,
979 00:34:02,577 00:34:05,307 which means we can go anywhere we want at the drop of a hat. which means we can go anywhere we want at the drop of a hat.
980 00:34:05,347 00:34:06,907 Where would you want to go at the drop of a hat? Where would you want to go at the drop of a hat?
981 00:34:06,947 00:34:08,277 Anywhere, everywhere. Anywhere, everywhere.
982 00:34:08,307 00:34:10,146 I could travel with your father when he works. I could travel with your father when he works.
983 00:34:10,176 00:34:11,176 You can do that now. You can do that now.
984 00:34:11,216 00:34:12,546 I can join him later I can join him later
985 00:34:12,586 00:34:14,286 if I don't want to leave when he leaves. if I don't want to leave when he leaves.
986 00:34:14,316 00:34:15,486 You can do that now. You can do that now.
987 00:34:15,516 00:34:17,316 Well, you and Luke can borrow it. Well, you and Luke can borrow it.
988 00:34:17,356 00:34:19,686 You can take it up to Maine for lobster rolls You can take it up to Maine for lobster rolls
989 00:34:19,726 00:34:21,586 or down to Florida for some sun. or down to Florida for some sun.
990 00:34:21,626 00:34:24,026 This fabric is just horrible. It all has to go. This fabric is just horrible. It all has to go.
991 00:34:24,056 00:34:25,966 Mom, you can't replace the fabric. Mom, you can't replace the fabric.
992 00:34:25,996 00:34:27,995 "Mom, you can't replace the fabric, you can't buy a plane." "Mom, you can't replace the fabric, you can't buy a plane."
993 00:34:28,025 00:34:29,365 It's a time-share. It's a time-share.
994 00:34:29,395 00:34:30,665 You have to share it with three other people. You have to share it with three other people.
995 00:34:30,695 00:34:32,965 Then I'll buy the whole damn plane myself! Then I'll buy the whole damn plane myself!
996 00:34:33,005 00:34:33,465 Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry.
997 00:34:33,505 00:34:35,035 You know what? You know what?
998 00:34:35,075 00:34:36,675 I am tired of your attitude toward me. I am tired of your attitude toward me.
999 00:34:36,705 00:34:38,705 You look at me as a thing of amusement... I don't. You look at me as a thing of amusement... I don't.
1000 00:34:38,735 00:34:41,105 Something to be pitied, to feel sorry for. Something to be pitied, to feel sorry for.
1001 00:34:41,145 00:34:42,645 "Poor, out-of-touch Emily. She has nothing. "Poor, out-of-touch Emily. She has nothing.
1002 00:34:42,675 00:34:45,014 "She lives to organize parties and frivolous affairs. "She lives to organize parties and frivolous affairs.
1003 00:34:45,044 00:34:46,344 Who would want to do that? To be that?" Who would want to do that? To be that?"
1004 00:34:46,384 00:34:48,244 Mom, I've never thought that. Mom, I've never thought that.
1005 00:34:48,284 00:34:50,114 If I want a plane, I'll buy a plane! If I want a plane, I'll buy a plane!
1006 00:34:50,154 00:34:51,514 Okay, go for it. Okay, go for it.
1007 00:34:51,554 00:34:53,324 It's my fault that Rory dropped out of Yale. It's my fault that Rory dropped out of Yale.
1008 00:34:53,354 00:34:55,294 It's my fault that she didn't go back. It's my fault that she didn't go back.
1009 00:34:55,324 00:34:57,654 It's my fault that she's with Logan, that she's not happy. It's my fault that she's with Logan, that she's not happy.
1010 00:34:57,694 00:34:59,594 It's my fault. It's all my fault. Fault. It's my fault. It's all my fault. Fault.
1011 00:34:59,624 00:35:01,994 That's right... It's not my fault! That's right... It's not my fault!
1012 00:35:02,034 00:35:03,593 I did nothing but take care of her. I did nothing but take care of her.
1013 00:35:03,633 00:35:05,333 I bought her clothes. I bought her clothes.
1014 00:35:05,363 00:35:06,663 I got her a job. I guided her. I got her a job. I guided her.
1015 00:35:06,703 00:35:08,263 I threw parties for her I threw parties for her
1016 00:35:08,303 00:35:10,373 and introduced her to new people, new things, and introduced her to new people, new things,
1017 00:35:10,403 00:35:12,173 and she just... and she just...
1018 00:35:12,203 00:35:15,043 The way she talked to me... You would have been very proud. The way she talked to me... You would have been very proud.
1019 00:35:15,073 00:35:15,573 No. No.
1020 00:35:15,613 00:35:17,073 Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
1021 00:35:17,113 00:35:19,543 She looked at me just like you used to, She looked at me just like you used to,
1022 00:35:19,583 00:35:22,552 with that defiant, "who are you to be telling me what to do?" with that defiant, "who are you to be telling me what to do?"
1023 00:35:22,582 00:35:23,752 Sort of look. Sort of look.
1024 00:35:23,782 00:35:25,452 Then she left... Then she left...
1025 00:35:25,482 00:35:27,022 Packed her things and moved out Packed her things and moved out
1026 00:35:27,052 00:35:28,992 when I wasn't even there to see her go. when I wasn't even there to see her go.
1027 00:35:29,022 00:35:31,252 No "thank you." No "goodbye." No "thank you." No "goodbye."
1028 00:35:31,292 00:35:33,022 You would have been very, very proud. You would have been very, very proud.
1029 00:35:33,062 00:35:34,292 Mom. Mom.
1030 00:35:34,322 00:35:36,762 Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai.
1031 00:35:36,792 00:35:40,431 Let me be frivolous and shallow, won't you, please? Let me be frivolous and shallow, won't you, please?
1032 00:35:40,461 00:35:42,171 Okay. Okay.
1033 00:35:48,641 00:35:52,341 It's not the same, mom, what happened with Rory. It's not the same, mom, what happened with Rory.
1034 00:35:52,381 00:35:53,781 It's not the same. It's not the same.
1035 00:35:53,811 00:35:55,781 I lost her like I lost you. I lost her like I lost you.
1036 00:35:55,811 00:35:57,780 It feels remarkably similar to me. It feels remarkably similar to me.
1037 00:35:57,810 00:36:00,620 You didn't lose her like you lost me. You didn't lose her like you lost me.
1038 00:36:00,650 00:36:03,150 She was never supposed to be there in the first place. She was never supposed to be there in the first place.
1039 00:36:03,190 00:36:05,120 She was always supposed to be at school. She was always supposed to be at school.
1040 00:36:05,160 00:36:08,460 She just went back where she belonged. She just went back where she belonged.
1041 00:36:11,530 00:36:14,199 And you didn't lose me. And you didn't lose me.
1042 00:36:19,569 00:36:21,499 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1043 00:36:23,339 00:36:24,569 Receptionist: Take that up with Mr. Abramson. Receptionist: Take that up with Mr. Abramson.
1044 00:36:24,609 00:36:25,679 Hold, please. Hold, please.
1045 00:36:25,709 00:36:27,079 Three sugars, nonfat milk. Three sugars, nonfat milk.
1046 00:36:27,109 00:36:29,209 Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you, sweetheart.
1047 00:36:29,249 00:36:31,249 God, you make good coffee. God, you make good coffee.
1048 00:36:31,279 00:36:33,148 I've had years of training. You got someone on hold. I've had years of training. You got someone on hold.
1049 00:36:33,178 00:36:34,448 Right. Right.
1050 00:36:34,478 00:36:37,148 Thank you for calling. How may I help you? Thank you for calling. How may I help you?
1051 00:36:37,188 00:36:38,248 Rory Gilmore. Rory Gilmore.
1052 00:36:38,288 00:36:39,418 Yes, boss? Yes, boss?
1053 00:36:39,458 00:36:41,158 Is this your portfolio? Is this your portfolio?
1054 00:36:41,188 00:36:43,558 Part of it. I've got more here if you need it. Part of it. I've got more here if you need it.
1055 00:36:43,588 00:36:45,328 Clippings and pitches... Clippings and pitches...
1056 00:36:45,358 00:36:47,098 You do not go into other people's offices You do not go into other people's offices
1057 00:36:47,128 00:36:47,798 and leave things on their desks. and leave things on their desks.
1058 00:36:47,828 00:36:49,528 I know. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry.
1059 00:36:49,568 00:36:51,327 I'm the editor of this paper, for god's sake. I'm the editor of this paper, for god's sake.
1060 00:36:51,367 00:36:52,767 My office is private. And very tidy. My office is private. And very tidy.
1061 00:36:52,797 00:36:54,537 Stay out of my office. Stay out of my office.
1062 00:36:58,407 00:37:00,277 Five minutes. Five minutes.
1063 00:37:00,307 00:37:01,837 You read it? I don't see you moving. You read it? I don't see you moving.
1064 00:37:01,877 00:37:03,407 Did you like it? Did you like it?
1065 00:37:03,447 00:37:05,417 I remember something about you being a bargain? I remember something about you being a bargain?
1066 00:37:05,447 00:37:07,447 Oh, thank you, boss. You won't be sorry, boss. Oh, thank you, boss. You won't be sorry, boss.
1067 00:37:07,477 00:37:10,616 Hey, you're not going to have to fire Harry, are you? Hey, you're not going to have to fire Harry, are you?
1068 00:37:10,646 00:37:12,656 [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Indistinct conversations ]
1069 00:37:55,924 00:37:57,464 Hi. Hi.
1070 00:37:57,494 00:37:58,624 Hi. Hi.
1071 00:37:58,664 00:38:00,164 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
1072 00:38:00,194 00:38:03,163 Oh, I just came down to see the potato clock. Oh, I just came down to see the potato clock.
1073 00:38:03,203 00:38:04,433 Hmm. Hmm.
1074 00:38:04,463 00:38:06,203 It's amazing a potato can do that. It's amazing a potato can do that.
1075 00:38:06,233 00:38:08,603 Potatoes are extraordinary. Potatoes are extraordinary.
1076 00:38:08,633 00:38:13,413 So, I guess, uh... Yeah. It's you. So, I guess, uh... Yeah. It's you.
1077 00:38:13,443 00:38:14,743 And you're sure? And you're sure?
1078 00:38:14,773 00:38:17,683 Absolutely. You want to see my report? Absolutely. You want to see my report?
1079 00:38:17,713 00:38:19,912 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
1080 00:38:19,952 00:38:22,782 Oh. It's big. [ Chuckles ] Oh. It's big. [ Chuckles ]
1081 00:38:22,822 00:38:26,152 Wow, you... Sure wrote a lot of... Wow, you... Sure wrote a lot of...
1082 00:38:26,192 00:38:28,492 Things here. Things here.
1083 00:38:28,522 00:38:30,922 Hey, wait. There's a word in here I know. Hey, wait. There's a word in here I know.
1084 00:38:30,962 00:38:32,292 [ Chuckles nervously ] [ Chuckles nervously ]
1085 00:38:33,362 00:38:35,802 So, you're, uh... Smart, huh? So, you're, uh... Smart, huh?
1086 00:38:35,832 00:38:37,301 I've never been tested. I've never been tested.
1087 00:38:37,331 00:38:38,861 But you... But you...
1088 00:38:38,901 00:38:41,931 You did all this, so you must be smart. You did all this, so you must be smart.
1089 00:38:41,971 00:38:43,201 [ Breathes deeply ] [ Breathes deeply ]
1090 00:38:44,641 00:38:45,911 April nardini? April nardini?
1091 00:38:45,941 00:38:48,541 So, your last name is nardini? Yes. So, your last name is nardini? Yes.
1092 00:38:48,571 00:38:53,511 So, your mom is... Anna. So, your mom is... Anna.
1093 00:38:53,551 00:38:54,211 Yes. Yes.
1094 00:38:54,251 00:38:57,520 Oh, Anna. Wow. Oh, Anna. Wow.
1095 00:38:57,550 00:38:59,620 I haven't seen Anna in... about 12 years? I haven't seen Anna in... about 12 years?
1096 00:38:59,650 00:39:02,860 Yeah. So, uh... Yeah. So, uh...
1097 00:39:02,890 00:39:04,760 How is she? Is she good? Yes. How is she? Is she good? Yes.
1098 00:39:04,790 00:39:09,930 Well, you know, that's... Anna nardini. Well, you know, that's... Anna nardini.
1099 00:39:09,960 00:39:12,230 Oh, boy. Uh, I think I... Oh, boy. Uh, I think I...
1100 00:39:12,270 00:39:13,469 I have to sit down. I have to sit down.
1101 00:39:13,499 00:39:16,369 You want my stool. You want my stool.
1102 00:39:16,399 00:39:20,339 Thanks... I'm just a little overwhelmed here. Thanks... I'm just a little overwhelmed here.
1103 00:39:20,369 00:39:21,809 You want a Capri sun? You want a Capri sun?
1104 00:39:21,839 00:39:23,579 No, that's okay. No, that's okay.
1105 00:39:25,549 00:39:28,409 So, I'm your father. So, I'm your father.
1106 00:39:28,449 00:39:29,519 Yes. Yes.
1107 00:39:29,549 00:39:30,848 I didn't know about you. I didn't know about you.
1108 00:39:30,878 00:39:32,218 I know. I know.
1109 00:39:32,248 00:39:35,318 If I did, I would have, uh... If I did, I would have, uh...
1110 00:39:35,358 00:39:36,318 Yeah, it's... it's me. Yeah, it's... it's me.
1111 00:39:36,358 00:39:37,388 Hi. Hi.
1112 00:39:38,588 00:39:39,828 I think I'm better now. I think I'm better now.
1113 00:39:39,858 00:39:42,898 Are you sure? H. That's fine. Are you sure? H. That's fine.
1114 00:39:42,928 00:39:45,468 Okay. Okay.
1115 00:39:45,498 00:39:48,298 [ Exhales ] So, sorry you didn't win. [ Exhales ] So, sorry you didn't win.
1116 00:39:48,328 00:39:49,337 It's okay. It's okay.
1117 00:39:49,367 00:39:50,937 I feel a little responsible. I feel a little responsible.
1118 00:39:50,967 00:39:52,667 The solar pizza oven took first. The solar pizza oven took first.
1119 00:39:52,707 00:39:54,907 Environmentalism is very in right now. Environmentalism is very in right now.
1120 00:39:54,937 00:39:58,507 Right, well... [ Sighs ] Right, well... [ Sighs ]
1121 00:39:58,537 00:39:59,777 Oh. Here. Oh. Here.
1122 00:39:59,807 00:40:02,277 Oh, you can keep it. I've got copies. Oh, you can keep it. I've got copies.
1123 00:40:02,317 00:40:03,777 Okay, thanks. Okay, thanks.
1124 00:40:07,746 00:40:09,756 So, you want to get some ice cream or something? So, you want to get some ice cream or something?
1125 00:40:09,786 00:40:12,826 I can't. The winners have to give a presentation at 6:00. I can't. The winners have to give a presentation at 6:00.
1126 00:40:12,856 00:40:15,626 Right. Right.
1127 00:40:15,656 00:40:17,496 Should I stay? Should I stay?
1128 00:40:17,526 00:40:18,326 Why? Why?
1129 00:40:18,356 00:40:20,766 Right. Okay. Right. Okay.
1130 00:40:20,796 00:40:23,536 So, I guess... I'll go. So, I guess... I'll go.
1131 00:40:23,566 00:40:25,505 Okay. Thanks for coming by. Okay. Thanks for coming by.
1132 00:40:25,535 00:40:27,705 Yeah. Thanks for the report. Yeah. Thanks for the report.
1133 00:40:27,735 00:40:30,305 I'll pick up a scientific dictionary on the way home, I'll pick up a scientific dictionary on the way home,
1134 00:40:30,335 00:40:31,405 see if I can figure out what it says. see if I can figure out what it says.
1135 00:40:31,435 00:40:32,705 Norton makes a good one. Norton makes a good one.
1136 00:40:32,745 00:40:35,675 Norton... got it. Okay. Okay. Norton... got it. Okay. Okay.
1137 00:40:35,715 00:40:37,775 [ Clears throat ] [ Clears throat ]
1138 00:40:38,645 00:40:40,585 Okay. Okay.
1139 00:40:53,894 00:40:55,934 Man: There are some Graham crusts Man: There are some Graham crusts
1140 00:40:55,964 00:40:57,894 that people are not pre-baking that people are not pre-baking
1141 00:40:57,934 00:41:01,003 before the cheesecake batter goes in. before the cheesecake batter goes in.
1142 00:41:01,033 00:41:02,873 So, this is getting to exactly... So, this is getting to exactly...
1143 00:41:15,983 00:41:17,983 Hey. Paul anka. Hey. Paul anka.
1144 00:41:18,013 00:41:19,782 Fetch. Fetch.
1145 00:41:21,852 00:41:24,022 Ah, that's it. Let it get a head start. Ah, that's it. Let it get a head start.
1146 00:41:24,052 00:41:25,892 [ Telephone ringing ] [ Telephone ringing ]
1147 00:41:25,922 00:41:26,792 Yes, hello? Yes, hello?
1148 00:41:26,822 00:41:27,892 Mom? Rory? Mom? Rory?
1149 00:41:27,922 00:41:29,762 I got a job! What? Where? I got a job! What? Where?
1150 00:41:29,792 00:41:31,562 At the stamford gazette. At the stamford gazette.
1151 00:41:31,592 00:41:32,762 It pays less than I'll spend on gas to get there, It pays less than I'll spend on gas to get there,
1152 00:41:32,802 00:41:34,702 but it's a job... a writing job. but it's a job... a writing job.
1153 00:41:34,732 00:41:36,731 Yes! And I'm going back to Yale. Yes! And I'm going back to Yale.
1154 00:41:36,771 00:41:39,371 I already talked to my Dean, and it's all arranged. I already talked to my Dean, and it's all arranged.
1155 00:41:39,401 00:41:42,371 I have to find some place to live, but I'll figure it out. I have to find some place to live, but I'll figure it out.
1156 00:41:42,411 00:41:43,841 And this is what you want? And this is what you want?
1157 00:41:43,871 00:41:45,581 Are you sure? S. Are you sure? S.
1158 00:41:45,611 00:41:47,541 Oh, Rory! I moved out of grandma's house. Oh, Rory! I moved out of grandma's house.
1159 00:41:47,581 00:41:48,781 Yeah, I heard. Yeah, I heard.
1160 00:41:48,811 00:41:50,681 Are you home? Oh, no, I'm not. Are you home? Oh, no, I'm not.
1161 00:41:50,711 00:41:52,381 I know you're home, but can I come over? I know you're home, but can I come over?
1162 00:41:52,421 00:41:53,820 Yes! Yes! Come over! Yes! Yes! Come over!
1163 00:41:53,850 00:41:55,490 'Cause I'm staying at Lane's, 'Cause I'm staying at Lane's,
1164 00:41:55,520 00:41:56,690 and I don't know if you want me to, but... and I don't know if you want me to, but...
1165 00:41:56,720 00:41:57,990 Tell Lane you're moving out Tell Lane you're moving out
1166 00:41:58,020 00:42:00,060 and get your butt over here right now. and get your butt over here right now.
1167 00:42:00,090 00:42:02,120 Well, okay, if you insist. Well, okay, if you insist.
1168 00:42:02,160 00:42:03,930 [ Vehicle approaches ] [ Vehicle approaches ]
1169 00:42:05,630 00:42:07,000 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
1170 00:42:07,030 00:42:08,730 What? What?
1171 00:42:08,760 00:42:10,930 You look just so much more silver than I remembered. You look just so much more silver than I remembered.
1172 00:42:10,970 00:42:12,569 Now, come on. Now, come on.
1173 00:42:12,599 00:42:14,699 Is it too much to expect after a lengthy separation Is it too much to expect after a lengthy separation
1174 00:42:14,739 00:42:17,039 to get some sort of heartfelt greeting? to get some sort of heartfelt greeting?
1175 00:42:20,679 00:42:22,009 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1176 00:42:22,039 00:42:24,779 You're sorry? I'm sorry. You're sorry? I'm sorry.
1177 00:42:24,809 00:42:25,949 I was so mixed-up. I was so mixed-up.
1178 00:42:25,979 00:42:27,649 I should have pulled you out of there. I should have pulled you out of there.
1179 00:42:27,679 00:42:28,819 I was stupid. I was stupid.
1180 00:42:28,849 00:42:29,988 No, I was stupid. No, I was stupid.
1181 00:42:30,018 00:42:31,488 I was more stupid. I was more stupid.
1182 00:42:31,518 00:42:34,118 Oh, boy. Time to get you back to Yale. Oh, boy. Time to get you back to Yale.
1183 00:42:34,158 00:42:35,688 I love you, mom. I love you, mom.
1184 00:42:35,728 00:42:40,058 Oh... Kid, you have no idea. Oh... Kid, you have no idea.
1185 00:42:44,928 00:42:45,938 Rory's back. Rory's back.
1186 00:42:45,968 00:42:47,637 What? She's back. What? She's back.
1187 00:42:47,667 00:42:49,837 She's back at home, she's back at school, She's back at home, she's back at school,
1188 00:42:49,867 00:42:52,707 she got a job, and she did it all on her own. she got a job, and she did it all on her own.
1189 00:42:52,737 00:42:54,537 She's at Lane's picking up her things, She's at Lane's picking up her things,
1190 00:42:54,577 00:42:56,547 and then we're going to pull a major all-nighter. and then we're going to pull a major all-nighter.
1191 00:42:56,577 00:42:58,147 We need burgers, fries, onions rings, We need burgers, fries, onions rings,
1192 00:42:58,177 00:42:59,617 and anything else you can think of. and anything else you can think of.
1193 00:42:59,647 00:43:01,177 Oh... I'm going to go next door Oh... I'm going to go next door
1194 00:43:01,217 00:43:04,647 and pick up some ice cream at Taylor's. and pick up some ice cream at Taylor's.
1195 00:43:04,687 00:43:05,456 She's back. She's back.
1196 00:43:05,486 00:43:06,886 We can set the date. We can set the date.
1197 00:43:06,916 00:43:10,156 We can get married now because Rory's back. We can get married now because Rory's back.
1198 00:43:10,186 00:43:12,756 Don't skimp on the fries. We don't want to lose her again. Don't skimp on the fries. We don't want to lose her again.