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1 00:02:15,159 00:02:16,789 and we won't see them again for weeks. and we won't see them again for weeks.
2 00:02:15,589 00:02:17,319 Oh, well, talk to Paul anka. Oh, well, talk to Paul anka.
3 00:02:16,199 00:02:17,299 I am not going back to school! I am not going back to school!
4 00:02:16,819 00:02:18,489 That is so cold. They go where the money is. That is so cold. They go where the money is.
5 00:02:17,329 00:02:18,929 Then you gotta go. Then you gotta go.
6 00:02:17,359 00:02:19,689 He's one by one marched every pair of my shoes downstairs, He's one by one marched every pair of my shoes downstairs,
7 00:02:18,529 00:02:20,189 If they're not painting, they're not earning. If they're not painting, they're not earning.
8 00:02:18,969 00:02:21,399 Only say "no" if you really don't want to be with me. Only say "no" if you really don't want to be with me.
9 00:02:19,729 00:02:21,429 and I have no idea why. and I have no idea why.
10 00:02:20,229 00:02:22,229 Oh, wait. Paul anka... Oh, wait. Paul anka...
11 00:02:21,439 00:02:24,209 No! No!
12 00:02:21,469 00:02:23,609 Lined them up perfectly, too... Left, right, left, right. Lined them up perfectly, too... Left, right, left, right.
13 00:02:22,259 00:02:23,999 Maybe he has an opinion on all this. Maybe he has an opinion on all this.
14 00:02:23,639 00:02:25,208 He's very anal when he misbehaves. He's very anal when he misbehaves.
15 00:02:24,029 00:02:25,198 Oh, I'm sure he does. Oh, I'm sure he does.
16 00:02:24,239 00:02:26,168 I'm not going back to Yale next year. I'm not going back to Yale next year.
17 00:02:25,228 00:02:27,498 Okay, dude. Check them out. Okay, dude. Check them out.
18 00:02:25,238 00:02:26,278 Yeah. I'll clear them out. Yeah. I'll clear them out.
19 00:02:26,208 00:02:27,108 You're not quitting Yale. You're not quitting Yale.
20 00:02:26,298 00:02:27,528 No, no, no. Don't. No, no, no. Don't.
21 00:02:27,138 00:02:28,408 Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
22 00:02:27,528 00:02:30,138 Don't overthink it. What looks good to you? Don't overthink it. What looks good to you?
23 00:02:27,568 00:02:29,398 I want him to march them back up himself. I want him to march them back up himself.
24 00:02:28,438 00:02:30,378 No one can waste time like this man here. No one can waste time like this man here.
25 00:02:29,438 00:02:30,498 How else will he learn? How else will he learn?
26 00:02:30,408 00:02:32,208 This year I might give you a run for your money. This year I might give you a run for your money.
27 00:02:30,538 00:02:32,368 Fine. Whatever. Fine. Whatever.
28 00:02:32,248 00:02:34,748 There's been a rift between Lorelai and Rory. There's been a rift between Lorelai and Rory.
29 00:02:32,408 00:02:33,578 Weirdo. Weirdo.
30 00:02:32,438 00:02:35,108 Ooh! He licked the dark magenta. Ooh! He licked the dark magenta.
31 00:02:33,608 00:02:35,468 Why did I say I don't like red? Why did I say I don't like red?
32 00:02:34,778 00:02:36,718 You love school. I saw it. You love school. I saw it.
33 00:02:35,138 00:02:37,278 You know dogs are color-blind. You know dogs are color-blind.
34 00:02:35,508 00:02:38,238 I think your exact words were, "better dead than red." I think your exact words were, "better dead than red."
35 00:02:36,748 00:02:38,078 That doesn't just go away. That doesn't just go away.
36 00:02:37,308 00:02:39,748 Okay, technicality. What about the baseboards? Okay, technicality. What about the baseboards?
37 00:02:38,118 00:02:39,688 Well, I have reformed. Well, I have reformed.
38 00:02:38,278 00:02:39,548 'Cause I'm liking red now. 'Cause I'm liking red now.
39 00:02:39,578 00:02:41,308 What happened to the white you picked? What happened to the white you picked?
40 00:02:39,718 00:02:41,818 [ Snoring ] [ Snoring ]
41 00:02:39,778 00:02:40,818 Baseboards. Baseboards.
42 00:02:40,848 00:02:42,218 Ooh! Ooh!
43 00:02:41,348 00:02:43,348 That was such a nice white, and you were so sure about it. That was such a nice white, and you were so sure about it.
44 00:02:42,248 00:02:45,217 Dark magenta baseboards. Interesting choice. Dark magenta baseboards. Interesting choice.
45 00:02:43,388 00:02:44,627 It didn't go with Paul anka. It didn't go with Paul anka.
46 00:02:44,657 00:02:45,627 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
47 00:02:45,247 00:02:47,287 I need a beer. I need a beer.
48 00:02:45,657 00:02:47,297 Look. Look.
49 00:02:47,317 00:02:49,217 Oh. Oh, get one for me, too, please. Oh. Oh, get one for me, too, please.
50 00:02:47,327 00:02:49,227 Oh, yeah. You're right. Oh, yeah. You're right.
51 00:02:49,257 00:02:50,887 That does not work, not at all. That does not work, not at all.
52 00:02:49,257 00:02:52,487 How about the ceiling? [ Gasps ] Dark magenta! How about the ceiling? [ Gasps ] Dark magenta!
53 00:02:50,927 00:02:52,227 See? I was kidding. See? I was kidding.
54 00:02:52,257 00:02:53,487 Your kidding is really Your kidding is really
55 00:02:52,527 00:02:55,457 You've got the queer eye, my friend. You've got the queer eye, my friend.
56 00:02:53,527 00:02:55,457 slowing down the process here, big-time. slowing down the process here, big-time.
57 00:02:53,767 00:02:55,097 Your impatience is very distracting. Your impatience is very distracting.
58 00:02:55,137 00:02:57,267 I said nothing. I'm getting a vibe. I said nothing. I'm getting a vibe.
59 00:02:55,497 00:02:59,327 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
60 00:02:55,497 00:02:59,607 Hey, uh, what about a... Blue? Hey, uh, what about a... Blue?
61 00:02:57,307 00:02:58,777 I can't control my vibe. I can't control my vibe.
62 00:02:58,807 00:03:00,467 Maybe I should do this alone. No. Maybe I should do this alone. No.
63 00:02:59,367 00:03:04,336 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
64 00:02:59,637 00:03:01,277 We're painting the outside blue. We're painting the outside blue.
65 00:03:00,507 00:03:02,237 But I need to collect my thoughts. But I need to collect my thoughts.
66 00:03:01,307 00:03:02,237 Or maybe a yellow. Or maybe a yellow.
67 00:03:02,267 00:03:03,666 Oh, come on now. Oh, come on now.
68 00:03:02,277 00:03:04,336 The last time I left you alone with your thoughts, The last time I left you alone with your thoughts,
69 00:03:03,706 00:03:05,946 Yellow really doesn't go with Paul anka. Yellow really doesn't go with Paul anka.
70 00:03:04,366 00:03:08,236 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
71 00:03:04,376 00:03:05,946 I came back and you were in the reds again. I came back and you were in the reds again.
72 00:03:05,976 00:03:07,476 So? We've ruled out red. So? We've ruled out red.
73 00:03:05,976 00:03:07,946 If nothing goes with him, we may have to move. If nothing goes with him, we may have to move.
74 00:03:07,516 00:03:09,386 Why did we rule out red? Because you don't like red. Why did we rule out red? Because you don't like red.
75 00:03:07,976 00:03:09,616 Do you want to know the problem here? Do you want to know the problem here?
76 00:03:08,276 00:03:12,876 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
77 00:03:09,416 00:03:10,916 Right. And when I'm right, I'm right. Right. And when I'm right, I'm right.
78 00:03:09,646 00:03:10,546 Actually, no. I don't like problems. Actually, no. I don't like problems.
79 00:03:10,576 00:03:11,936 I avoid them when I can, I avoid them when I can,
80 00:03:10,946 00:03:12,316 Red would be way too much in here. Red would be way too much in here.
81 00:03:11,976 00:03:13,676 and I don't like people pointing them out to me. and I don't like people pointing them out to me.
82 00:03:12,346 00:03:14,046 Now, just give me a minute to concentrate. Now, just give me a minute to concentrate.
83 00:03:12,906 00:03:17,276 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
84 00:03:13,716 00:03:15,416 The guys are almost done prepping the walls, The guys are almost done prepping the walls,
85 00:03:14,086 00:03:16,286 Cone of silence, please. You got it. Cone of silence, please. You got it.
86 00:03:15,446 00:03:16,646 and then they're gonna want to paint. and then they're gonna want to paint.
87 00:03:16,316 00:03:18,386 Hey, what are all your shoes doing down here? Hey, what are all your shoes doing down here?
88 00:03:16,686 00:03:17,886 If we don't have a color for them, If we don't have a color for them,
89 00:03:17,316 00:03:21,186 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
90 00:03:17,916 00:03:19,286 they're gonna have nothing to do, they're gonna have nothing to do,
91 00:03:18,426 00:03:19,836 You broke the cone. You broke the cone.
92 00:03:19,316 00:03:20,646 and then they're gonna bolt, and then they're gonna bolt,
93 00:03:19,856 00:03:21,086 Yeah. They're gonna get ruined. Yeah. They're gonna get ruined.
94 00:03:20,366 00:03:21,696 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
95 00:03:21,216 00:03:23,785 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
96 00:03:23,825 00:03:26,385 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
97 00:03:26,425 00:03:30,295 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
98 00:03:30,325 00:03:35,335 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
99 00:03:35,365 00:03:38,865 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
100 00:03:38,905 00:03:42,034 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
101 00:03:42,074 00:03:44,444 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
102 00:03:44,474 00:03:46,444 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
103 00:03:51,514 00:03:53,084 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
104 00:03:53,114 00:03:54,584 Emily: Rise and shine! Emily: Rise and shine!
105 00:03:54,614 00:03:55,984 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
106 00:03:56,014 00:03:58,084 It's a beautiful morning. It's a beautiful morning.
107 00:03:58,124 00:03:59,454 No rising. No shining. No rising. No shining.
108 00:03:59,484 00:04:01,153 Don't let it go to waste. Don't let it go to waste.
109 00:04:01,193 00:04:03,553 I'll be back in five if I don't see you. I'll be back in five if I don't see you.
110 00:04:03,593 00:04:06,163 No, no more "back in five"! No, no more "back in five"!
111 00:04:06,193 00:04:09,093 It's perfect... a light, slightly washed-out green It's perfect... a light, slightly washed-out green
112 00:04:09,133 00:04:11,133 like you see in renaissance wall paintings, like you see in renaissance wall paintings,
113 00:04:11,163 00:04:13,433 with the baseboards painted an aquamarine blue, with the baseboards painted an aquamarine blue,
114 00:04:13,463 00:04:15,603 but dulled so it's got a little Latin touch. but dulled so it's got a little Latin touch.
115 00:04:15,633 00:04:17,473 And you paint the ceilings off-white And you paint the ceilings off-white
116 00:04:17,503 00:04:20,102 with a hint of yellow to go great with the floors with a hint of yellow to go great with the floors
117 00:04:20,142 00:04:22,072 and just give the whole space a nice glow. and just give the whole space a nice glow.
118 00:04:22,112 00:04:23,912 What do you think? We're not painting my apartment. What do you think? We're not painting my apartment.
119 00:04:23,942 00:04:25,182 [ Chuckles ] Why not? [ Chuckles ] Why not?
120 00:04:25,212 00:04:26,582 Because we're painting your house. Because we're painting your house.
121 00:04:26,612 00:04:28,052 That's why you have the color samples. That's why you have the color samples.
122 00:04:28,082 00:04:29,282 And there's not enough paint And there's not enough paint
123 00:04:29,312 00:04:30,552 to paint your place and the other place? to paint your place and the other place?
124 00:04:30,582 00:04:32,122 There's not enough time. There's not enough time.
125 00:04:32,152 00:04:34,222 As you work on the perfect colors for my house As you work on the perfect colors for my house
126 00:04:34,252 00:04:35,852 and babette's house and babette's house
127 00:04:35,892 00:04:38,262 and Mr. Lanahan's house and Sookie's house... and Mr. Lanahan's house and Sookie's house...
128 00:04:38,292 00:04:40,461 Oh, I showed Sookie that blanched almond. She flipped. Oh, I showed Sookie that blanched almond. She flipped.
129 00:04:40,491 00:04:41,861 And the post office and the church And the post office and the church
130 00:04:41,891 00:04:43,161 and the odd fellows hall, and the odd fellows hall,
131 00:04:43,191 00:04:44,631 the painters are getting closer and closer the painters are getting closer and closer
132 00:04:44,661 00:04:46,061 to being ready to paint your house. to being ready to paint your house.
133 00:04:46,101 00:04:48,201 You gotta focus or... Or what? You gotta focus or... Or what?
134 00:04:48,231 00:04:49,101 I'm gonna take that away. I'm gonna take that away.
135 00:04:49,131 00:04:50,501 Oh, no! Oh, no!
136 00:04:50,531 00:04:51,901 You would not take my paint-sample thingy You would not take my paint-sample thingy
137 00:04:51,941 00:04:53,971 away from me. I most certainly would. away from me. I most certainly would.
138 00:04:54,011 00:04:55,971 Well, that would seriously slow down the process. Well, that would seriously slow down the process.
139 00:04:56,011 00:04:57,311 And I don't know if you know this, And I don't know if you know this,
140 00:04:57,341 00:04:58,640 but if the painters have nothing to do, but if the painters have nothing to do,
141 00:04:58,680 00:05:00,380 they'll move on to another job. they'll move on to another job.
142 00:05:00,410 00:05:03,380 It's "the twilight zone." I do not know what to do here. It's "the twilight zone." I do not know what to do here.
143 00:05:03,410 00:05:05,550 Hey. I think the lullaby league is looking for you. Hey. I think the lullaby league is looking for you.
144 00:05:05,580 00:05:07,180 Oh. Yeah? Oh. Yeah?
145 00:05:07,220 00:05:09,350 Mr. Danes, I'm Megan, and this is tilly. Mr. Danes, I'm Megan, and this is tilly.
146 00:05:09,390 00:05:10,620 Hi. Hi.
147 00:05:10,650 00:05:12,220 Um, we go to stars hollow middle school. Um, we go to stars hollow middle school.
148 00:05:12,260 00:05:13,990 You went there. You went there.
149 00:05:14,030 00:05:15,360 Lorelai: I think they're looking for confirmation. Lorelai: I think they're looking for confirmation.
150 00:05:15,390 00:05:16,929 Yeah, I went. Yeah, I went.
151 00:05:16,959 00:05:18,629 He's busy, girls. Don't keep him long. He's busy, girls. Don't keep him long.
152 00:05:18,659 00:05:21,269 Well, we're on a soccer team, and we lost our sponsor. Well, we're on a soccer team, and we lost our sponsor.
153 00:05:21,299 00:05:22,469 Aw, who was your sponsor? Aw, who was your sponsor?
154 00:05:22,499 00:05:24,099 Luger's bait and tackle. Luger's bait and tackle.
155 00:05:24,139 00:05:25,499 Oh, that's right. They're shutting down. Oh, that's right. They're shutting down.
156 00:05:25,539 00:05:27,269 Luger's wife caught him at that motel Luger's wife caught him at that motel
157 00:05:27,299 00:05:30,269 with the transv... sistor radio, with the transv... sistor radio,
158 00:05:30,309 00:05:33,179 and, uh, he retired honorably. and, uh, he retired honorably.
159 00:05:33,209 00:05:34,679 So, what are you here for? So, what are you here for?
160 00:05:34,709 00:05:36,248 We were wondering if you would sponsor our team. We were wondering if you would sponsor our team.
161 00:05:36,278 00:05:38,948 Well, I don't know. Well, I don't know.
162 00:05:38,978 00:05:40,318 You just have to buy our jerseys. You just have to buy our jerseys.
163 00:05:40,348 00:05:41,948 It'll say "Luke's diner" on the back. It'll say "Luke's diner" on the back.
164 00:05:41,988 00:05:43,218 Plus our name... the bobcats. Plus our name... the bobcats.
165 00:05:43,248 00:05:45,388 And you pitch in for trophies if we win. And you pitch in for trophies if we win.
166 00:05:45,418 00:05:47,928 But you don't even have to go to the games if you don't want. But you don't even have to go to the games if you don't want.
167 00:05:47,958 00:05:49,258 Yeah. You don't have to come. Yeah. You don't have to come.
168 00:05:49,288 00:05:52,398 Girls, no offense, but I don't think so. Girls, no offense, but I don't think so.
169 00:05:52,428 00:05:53,968 It's not my thing. It's not my thing.
170 00:05:53,998 00:05:55,667 No problem. Thank him for his time, girls. No problem. Thank him for his time, girls.
171 00:05:55,697 00:05:56,697 Thank you. Thank you.
172 00:05:56,727 00:05:58,037 Thank you, Mr. Danes. Thank you, Mr. Danes.
173 00:05:58,067 00:05:59,067 You're welcome. You're welcome.
174 00:05:59,097 00:06:00,537 Bye. Bye.
175 00:06:00,567 00:06:02,567 Well, Oliver twist just kindly asked Well, Oliver twist just kindly asked
176 00:06:02,607 00:06:04,037 for a little more gruel, for a little more gruel,
177 00:06:04,077 00:06:05,937 and you kicked him right in the junk. and you kicked him right in the junk.
178 00:06:05,977 00:06:08,447 Who? You broke those darling little girls' hearts. Who? You broke those darling little girls' hearts.
179 00:06:08,477 00:06:09,547 They'll find someone else. They'll find someone else.
180 00:06:09,577 00:06:10,947 How is this not your thing? How is this not your thing?
181 00:06:10,977 00:06:12,617 I don't want to coach a soccer team. I don't want to coach a soccer team.
182 00:06:12,647 00:06:14,286 They don't need a coach. How closely were you listening? They don't need a coach. How closely were you listening?
183 00:06:14,316 00:06:15,946 Well, not that closely. Well, not that closely.
184 00:06:15,986 00:06:17,416 Kids usually talk, but they don't say anything. Kids usually talk, but they don't say anything.
185 00:06:17,446 00:06:19,256 They just kind of yammer, They just kind of yammer,
186 00:06:19,286 00:06:21,456 so if you don't find them cute, they're just boring. so if you don't find them cute, they're just boring.
187 00:06:21,486 00:06:23,526 You should really have your own children's show, You should really have your own children's show,
188 00:06:23,556 00:06:25,026 you know, as an alternative to the nice ones. you know, as an alternative to the nice ones.
189 00:06:25,056 00:06:26,026 You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
190 00:06:26,056 00:06:27,456 It's just a sponsorship, It's just a sponsorship,
191 00:06:27,496 00:06:29,096 and they're from your Alma mater, and they're from your Alma mater,
192 00:06:29,126 00:06:30,466 which, by the way, which, by the way,
193 00:06:30,496 00:06:31,666 is looking drab and could use a touch-up. is looking drab and could use a touch-up.
194 00:06:31,696 00:06:33,335 I'd recommend the light salmon. I'd recommend the light salmon.
195 00:06:33,365 00:06:34,305 Doesn't that mean something? Doesn't that mean something?
196 00:06:34,335 00:06:35,705 I guess a little. I guess a little.
197 00:06:35,735 00:06:37,565 You don't even have to go to the games, You don't even have to go to the games,
198 00:06:37,605 00:06:40,505 and you'd get to have your name on the back of the jerseys. and you'd get to have your name on the back of the jerseys.
199 00:06:40,535 00:06:42,345 Free advertising... How cool is that? Free advertising... How cool is that?
200 00:06:42,375 00:06:45,075 Well, yeah, that might be all right. Well, yeah, that might be all right.
201 00:06:45,115 00:06:47,985 Hey, and you'll get that photo that sponsors get Hey, and you'll get that photo that sponsors get
202 00:06:48,015 00:06:50,415 of the whole team sitting on the field, of the whole team sitting on the field,
203 00:06:50,445 00:06:53,354 and you can display it like al's pancake world does. and you can display it like al's pancake world does.
204 00:06:53,384 00:06:56,254 Ooh, al... that sea-green with burnt-Sienna trim. Ooh, al... that sea-green with burnt-Sienna trim.
205 00:06:56,284 00:06:58,154 I warned you. I warned you.
206 00:06:58,194 00:07:00,224 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Come on. Give it back, please. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Come on. Give it back, please.
207 00:07:00,254 00:07:01,494 I'm jonesing. I need my colors. I'm jonesing. I need my colors.
208 00:07:01,524 00:07:02,494 Please. Please.
209 00:07:05,394 00:07:07,064 Think they're any good? Think they're any good?
210 00:07:07,094 00:07:08,604 I don't know if that matters. I don't know if that matters.
211 00:07:11,304 00:07:14,643 Hey, uh, if you still want a sponsor, Hey, uh, if you still want a sponsor,
212 00:07:14,673 00:07:16,373 we can give it a shot. we can give it a shot.
213 00:07:16,403 00:07:18,213 Really?! Yay! Really?! Yay!
214 00:07:18,243 00:07:20,243 Oh, that's wonderful, Luke. Thank you. Oh, that's wonderful, Luke. Thank you.
215 00:07:20,273 00:07:22,043 I guess this is you being grateful. I guess this is you being grateful.
216 00:07:22,083 00:07:24,583 For the jerseys. For the jerseys.
217 00:07:24,613 00:07:27,183 You really get, like, no notice on these things, do you? You really get, like, no notice on these things, do you?
218 00:07:27,213 00:07:30,283 None. It's a "grab your bag and meet me at the tarmac, son", None. It's a "grab your bag and meet me at the tarmac, son",
219 00:07:30,323 00:07:32,192 "over and out," and it's always at an ungodly hour. "over and out," and it's always at an ungodly hour.
220 00:07:32,222 00:07:33,592 6:00 A.M.? 6:00 A.M.?
221 00:07:33,622 00:07:35,262 That's my bedtime, for god's sake. That's my bedtime, for god's sake.
222 00:07:35,292 00:07:36,622 Where's he dragging you this time? Where's he dragging you this time?
223 00:07:36,662 00:07:38,492 A paper in Omaha. What state is that in again? A paper in Omaha. What state is that in again?
224 00:07:38,532 00:07:39,732 Nebraska. Nebraska.
225 00:07:39,762 00:07:41,602 Ah, corn, farm animals, football. Ah, corn, farm animals, football.
226 00:07:41,632 00:07:44,272 Oh, and they love condescension in Nebraska, too, Oh, and they love condescension in Nebraska, too,
227 00:07:44,302 00:07:46,502 so hit them with that as soon as you disembark. so hit them with that as soon as you disembark.
228 00:07:46,532 00:07:48,372 Well, you have got to be free tonight, my dear, Well, you have got to be free tonight, my dear,
229 00:07:48,402 00:07:50,401 'cause I'm getting the group together for a blowout. 'cause I'm getting the group together for a blowout.
230 00:07:50,441 00:07:51,711 Do not tell me you're working. Do not tell me you're working.
231 00:07:51,741 00:07:53,541 I can make some time for you. I can make some time for you.
232 00:07:53,571 00:07:56,181 Oops. Evasive maneuver. Oops. Evasive maneuver.
233 00:07:56,211 00:07:58,081 What? My grandmother. What? My grandmother.
234 00:07:58,111 00:08:00,111 Is she coming at you with a knife or something? Is she coming at you with a knife or something?
235 00:08:00,151 00:08:02,451 It's one thing to be forced to move into the big house, It's one thing to be forced to move into the big house,
236 00:08:02,481 00:08:04,091 but now the big house is feeling Tom thumb tiny. but now the big house is feeling Tom thumb tiny.
237 00:08:04,121 00:08:05,691 My grandmother's everywhere. My grandmother's everywhere.
238 00:08:05,721 00:08:08,121 The older generation... they have their methods of ubiquity. The older generation... they have their methods of ubiquity.
239 00:08:08,161 00:08:10,620 I'm positive that there are at least five of her I'm positive that there are at least five of her
240 00:08:10,660 00:08:12,560 wandering the property like she's a cylon. wandering the property like she's a cylon.
241 00:08:12,590 00:08:14,160 So, can you meet me out here tonight? So, can you meet me out here tonight?
242 00:08:14,200 00:08:15,200 Why are you whispering? Why are you whispering?
243 00:08:15,230 00:08:16,630 Because you're whispering. Because you're whispering.
244 00:08:16,660 00:08:17,830 That's cute. That's cute.
245 00:08:17,860 00:08:19,470 I'll see you at your place? 8:00? I'll see you at your place? 8:00?
246 00:08:19,500 00:08:21,440 Perfect. See you then. Perfect. See you then.
247 00:08:21,470 00:08:22,740 Rory! Rory!
248 00:08:22,770 00:08:24,270 Oh, hi, grandma. Oh, hi, grandma.
249 00:08:24,310 00:08:27,240 I was just heading out, in kind of a hurry. I was just heading out, in kind of a hurry.
250 00:08:27,270 00:08:28,639 Heading out where? Heading out where?
251 00:08:28,679 00:08:30,109 Errands. Just errands. Errands. Just errands.
252 00:08:30,139 00:08:31,679 You know, shandinka would be willing You know, shandinka would be willing
253 00:08:31,709 00:08:34,619 to do your errands for you... She has a used s.U.V. to do your errands for you... She has a used s.U.V.
254 00:08:34,649 00:08:36,249 I can do them myself. I can do them myself.
255 00:08:36,279 00:08:38,719 Is something wrong with your face? No. Is something wrong with your face? No.
256 00:08:38,749 00:08:39,749 Why are you hiding it? Why are you hiding it?
257 00:08:41,489 00:08:43,119 It looks fine. It looks fine.
258 00:08:43,159 00:08:44,559 It is fine. It is fine.
259 00:08:44,589 00:08:46,189 So, are you staying overnight So, are you staying overnight
260 00:08:46,229 00:08:47,558 at Paris' again this week? at Paris' again this week?
261 00:08:47,588 00:08:49,228 Maybe. That's so fun... Maybe. That's so fun...
262 00:08:49,258 00:08:51,198 Having a girlfriend for sleepovers. Having a girlfriend for sleepovers.
263 00:08:51,228 00:08:53,368 You know, Paris can sleep over here sometime if you want. You know, Paris can sleep over here sometime if you want.
264 00:08:53,398 00:08:55,098 Great. Thanks. Great. Thanks.
265 00:08:55,138 00:08:56,338 Your grandfather's out of town for a few days, Your grandfather's out of town for a few days,
266 00:08:56,368 00:08:57,598 so it's just us girls. so it's just us girls.
267 00:08:57,638 00:08:59,168 Got a preference for dinner tonight? Got a preference for dinner tonight?
268 00:08:59,208 00:09:00,668 I may not make it for dinner tonight, grandma. I may not make it for dinner tonight, grandma.
269 00:09:00,708 00:09:02,738 Oh. I was looking forward to it. Oh. I was looking forward to it.
270 00:09:02,778 00:09:04,548 Sorry. Sorry.
271 00:09:04,578 00:09:07,207 It's always good to give 24-hours notice on these things. It's always good to give 24-hours notice on these things.
272 00:09:07,247 00:09:09,517 Again, sorry. Again, sorry.
273 00:09:09,547 00:09:11,847 You're looking skinnier, and you're skipping dinner. You're looking skinnier, and you're skipping dinner.
274 00:09:11,887 00:09:14,517 I'm not skipping dinner. I'm having dinner out. I'm not skipping dinner. I'm having dinner out.
275 00:09:14,557 00:09:16,287 You're not bulimic? You're not bulimic?
276 00:09:16,317 00:09:18,227 I really have to go, grandma. I really have to go, grandma.
277 00:09:18,257 00:09:20,527 One last thing... the Russian tea for the d.A.R... One last thing... the Russian tea for the d.A.R...
278 00:09:20,557 00:09:21,757 That's going well? That's going well?
279 00:09:21,797 00:09:23,627 Yeah. It's like clockwork. Yeah. It's like clockwork.
280 00:09:23,657 00:09:25,296 It's an easy one. Teas are easy. It's an easy one. Teas are easy.
281 00:09:25,326 00:09:27,166 Oh! That reminds me. Oh! That reminds me.
282 00:09:27,196 00:09:28,896 I really have to go, grandma... I really have to go, grandma...
283 00:09:28,936 00:09:32,466 She said for the umpteenth time. She said for the umpteenth time.
284 00:09:32,506 00:09:34,306 What do you think? What do you think?
285 00:09:34,336 00:09:36,306 It's nice. Whose is it? It's nice. Whose is it?
286 00:09:36,336 00:09:37,576 It's for you, for the Russian tea. It's for you, for the Russian tea.
287 00:09:37,606 00:09:38,576 Want to try it on? Want to try it on?
288 00:09:38,606 00:09:40,206 Later. Please. Later. Please.
289 00:09:40,246 00:09:41,616 I really, really have to go. I really, really have to go.
290 00:09:41,646 00:09:43,316 Well, that's something to look forward to. Well, that's something to look forward to.
291 00:09:43,346 00:09:44,485 Definitely. Definitely.
292 00:09:44,515 00:09:45,785 See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later.
293 00:09:55,895 00:09:58,625 Oh, this is hard. This is so hard. Oh, this is hard. This is so hard.
294 00:09:58,665 00:09:59,695 I know. I know.
295 00:09:59,725 00:10:01,265 I can be so indecisive. I can be so indecisive.
296 00:10:01,295 00:10:02,635 Put me in front of a bin of cantaloupe, Put me in front of a bin of cantaloupe,
297 00:10:02,665 00:10:04,464 it'll take me an hour to pick one... an hour! it'll take me an hour to pick one... an hour!
298 00:10:04,504 00:10:06,234 And this is harder than cantaloupe. And this is harder than cantaloupe.
299 00:10:06,264 00:10:07,904 Come on. Focus, babette. Come on. Focus, babette.
300 00:10:07,934 00:10:10,674 A green, an off-white... What do you think? A green, an off-white... What do you think?
301 00:10:10,704 00:10:12,474 They all seem fine. They all seem fine.
302 00:10:12,504 00:10:13,944 See, I don't know if you're aware of this, See, I don't know if you're aware of this,
303 00:10:13,974 00:10:15,474 but if painters are ready to paint, but if painters are ready to paint,
304 00:10:15,514 00:10:16,944 and you don't have your colors ready, and you don't have your colors ready,
305 00:10:16,974 00:10:18,644 they'll leave, and you'll never see them again, they'll leave, and you'll never see them again,
306 00:10:18,684 00:10:20,214 so the clock is ticking here. so the clock is ticking here.
307 00:10:20,244 00:10:21,554 Luke: Don't let her bully you, babette. Luke: Don't let her bully you, babette.
308 00:10:21,584 00:10:22,813 But I gotta pick a color! But I gotta pick a color!
309 00:10:22,853 00:10:24,753 Lorelai's gotta pick a color! Lorelai's gotta pick a color!
310 00:10:24,783 00:10:26,923 Just leave us alone out here! Just leave us alone out here!
311 00:10:26,953 00:10:28,293 Go about your business! Go about your business!
312 00:10:28,323 00:10:29,653 You're being cruel to babette, You're being cruel to babette,
313 00:10:29,693 00:10:31,393 and you're going to rot in hell for this. and you're going to rot in hell for this.
314 00:10:31,423 00:10:32,763 I'm just getting her opinion. I'm just getting her opinion.
315 00:10:32,793 00:10:34,963 I've caused an argument. I'm horrible. I've caused an argument. I'm horrible.
316 00:10:34,993 00:10:37,393 You've got till close of day tomorrow, and that's it. You've got till close of day tomorrow, and that's it.
317 00:10:37,433 00:10:39,233 Good! That'll give me enough time! Good! That'll give me enough time!
318 00:10:39,263 00:10:40,903 Not you, babette... Lorelai! Not you, babette... Lorelai!
319 00:10:40,933 00:10:41,802 He's mad at me. He's mad at me.
320 00:10:41,832 00:10:43,532 He's not mad at you. He's not mad at you.
321 00:10:43,572 00:10:44,742 He's right. It's my thing. I should do it. He's right. It's my thing. I should do it.
322 00:10:44,772 00:10:46,572 Thank god. Thank god.
323 00:10:46,602 00:10:49,512 Well, here's the information you wanted for Paul anka. Well, here's the information you wanted for Paul anka.
324 00:10:49,542 00:10:51,242 You got your training schools. You got your training schools.
325 00:10:51,282 00:10:52,642 Training's always good for them. Training's always good for them.
326 00:10:52,682 00:10:54,552 Yeah, uh, I took him to a few sessions. Yeah, uh, I took him to a few sessions.
327 00:10:54,582 00:10:56,852 He fell in love with a poodle and got very distracted. He fell in love with a poodle and got very distracted.
328 00:10:56,882 00:10:58,282 And doggy day care... And doggy day care...
329 00:10:58,322 00:10:59,452 Let him run around with other dogs. Let him run around with other dogs.
330 00:10:59,482 00:11:00,951 Good for socializing him. Good for socializing him.
331 00:11:00,981 00:11:02,691 Well, the other dogs we've come across on walks... Well, the other dogs we've come across on walks...
332 00:11:02,721 00:11:03,621 He'll bark at them, and then when they look at him, He'll bark at them, and then when they look at him,
333 00:11:03,651 00:11:05,561 he'll play dead. he'll play dead.
334 00:11:05,591 00:11:07,261 It's kind of sad. It's kind of sad.
335 00:11:07,291 00:11:09,861 Well, he's the cutest basket case I've ever seen. Well, he's the cutest basket case I've ever seen.
336 00:11:09,891 00:11:11,431 That's for sure. That's for sure.
337 00:11:11,461 00:11:13,301 Gotta go. Gotta go.
338 00:11:13,331 00:11:15,001 Thanks for coming, babette. This will help. Thanks for coming, babette. This will help.
339 00:11:15,031 00:11:16,671 So... So...
340 00:11:16,701 00:11:19,241 Hey, if you were gonna pick between the papaya whip Hey, if you were gonna pick between the papaya whip
341 00:11:19,271 00:11:20,970 I showed you and the medium spring green... I showed you and the medium spring green...
342 00:11:21,000 00:11:22,410 Stop it! Stop it!
343 00:11:22,440 00:11:23,710 God, he's got good ears. See you, doll. God, he's got good ears. See you, doll.
344 00:11:23,740 00:11:24,780 Good luck! Good luck!
345 00:11:24,810 00:11:26,540 Thanks. Bye. Bye! Thanks. Bye. Bye!
346 00:11:26,580 00:11:29,950 Yeah, I want the two-color team name on the front in script Yeah, I want the two-color team name on the front in script
347 00:11:29,980 00:11:32,350 and the "Luke's diner" in a vertical arch and the "Luke's diner" in a vertical arch
348 00:11:32,380 00:11:33,820 above the number on the back. above the number on the back.
349 00:11:33,850 00:11:34,920 "I" for Lorelai. "I" for Lorelai.
350 00:11:34,950 00:11:36,350 "I" for Luke's. "I" for Luke's.
351 00:11:36,390 00:11:37,820 Hey, our names have the same first letter. Hey, our names have the same first letter.
352 00:11:37,850 00:11:39,019 You like the style? Classy. You like the style? Classy.
353 00:11:39,059 00:11:41,359 But I want really nice stitching, But I want really nice stitching,
354 00:11:41,389 00:11:42,929 even if it costs extra. even if it costs extra.
355 00:11:42,959 00:11:44,759 I don't care that it's double. Just do it. I don't care that it's double. Just do it.
356 00:11:44,799 00:11:45,659 I want my girls to look good. I want my girls to look good.
357 00:11:45,699 00:11:47,399 Listen to daddy warbucks. Listen to daddy warbucks.
358 00:11:47,429 00:11:49,769 Yeah. 12 for the team plus three spares will do it. Yeah. 12 for the team plus three spares will do it.
359 00:11:49,799 00:11:50,929 15 in all. 15 in all.
360 00:11:50,969 00:11:54,909 Uh, plus another medium... 16, Uh, plus another medium... 16,
361 00:11:54,939 00:11:58,308 and an extra-large men's, so 17. and an extra-large men's, so 17.
362 00:11:58,338 00:11:59,678 [ Paul anka whimpering ] [ Paul anka whimpering ]
363 00:11:59,708 00:12:02,908 And one for a medium dog. And one for a medium dog.
364 00:12:02,948 00:12:04,718 Yeah. Dog. Yeah. Dog.
365 00:12:04,748 00:12:08,448 And this is a rush order. I want them for the next game. And this is a rush order. I want them for the next game.
366 00:12:08,488 00:12:10,318 Okay, thanks, Ollie. Bye. Okay, thanks, Ollie. Bye.
367 00:12:10,348 00:12:11,888 Those girls are gonna be styling. Those girls are gonna be styling.
368 00:12:11,918 00:12:13,518 Yeah, well, they're gonna have the best uniforms Yeah, well, they're gonna have the best uniforms
369 00:12:13,558 00:12:14,928 in the league. in the league.
370 00:12:14,958 00:12:16,488 I've seen pictures of the other teams... I've seen pictures of the other teams...
371 00:12:16,528 00:12:17,657 Little bag ladies. Little bag ladies.
372 00:12:17,687 00:12:18,897 Look how you've embraced this. Look how you've embraced this.
373 00:12:18,927 00:12:20,597 Well, the more I thought about it, Well, the more I thought about it,
374 00:12:20,627 00:12:22,027 the more fun it seemed. the more fun it seemed.
375 00:12:22,067 00:12:23,827 And ed told me the team is actually pretty good. And ed told me the team is actually pretty good.
376 00:12:23,867 00:12:25,067 They got a chance to go all the way. They got a chance to go all the way.
377 00:12:25,097 00:12:26,667 Cool. Wow. Cool. Wow.
378 00:12:26,697 00:12:28,567 They could make a movie about this someday. They could make a movie about this someday.
379 00:12:28,607 00:12:30,707 You know... the reluctant, handsome diner owner You know... the reluctant, handsome diner owner
380 00:12:30,737 00:12:32,537 sponsoring a team that goes all the way sponsoring a team that goes all the way
381 00:12:32,577 00:12:34,777 to the national finals, and you know who would play you? to the national finals, and you know who would play you?
382 00:12:34,807 00:12:36,406 Who? Tobey Maguire! Who? Tobey Maguire!
383 00:12:36,446 00:12:37,546 He's way younger than me. He's way younger than me.
384 00:12:37,576 00:12:39,546 But his career is hot. Go with tobey. But his career is hot. Go with tobey.
385 00:12:39,576 00:12:41,446 What about that vito morgenstern? What about that vito morgenstern?
386 00:12:41,486 00:12:43,316 Sure. Or Viggo mortensen. Sure. Or Viggo mortensen.
387 00:12:43,346 00:12:44,386 Or Donald sutherland. Or Donald sutherland.
388 00:12:44,416 00:12:45,356 Too old. Too old.
389 00:12:45,386 00:12:46,586 We'll dye his hair. We'll dye his hair.
390 00:12:46,616 00:12:48,586 He's got jowls. You're picky. He's got jowls. You're picky.
391 00:12:48,626 00:12:50,486 [ Paul anka whimpers ] [ Paul anka whimpers ]
392 00:12:50,526 00:12:51,826 What's he doing? I don't know. What's he doing? I don't know.
393 00:12:51,856 00:12:53,496 He's been doing that a lot lately. He's been doing that a lot lately.
394 00:12:53,526 00:12:55,625 Hey, hey, buddy, there's nothing for you there. Hey, hey, buddy, there's nothing for you there.
395 00:12:55,665 00:12:58,395 He need geritol? He's been lethargic lately. He need geritol? He's been lethargic lately.
396 00:12:58,435 00:12:59,695 He's depressed or something. He's depressed or something.
397 00:12:59,735 00:13:00,965 Who are you calling? Who are you calling?
398 00:13:00,995 00:13:03,435 Just saw something in this thing. Just saw something in this thing.
399 00:13:03,465 00:13:04,875 Hey, Ollie, it's Luke Danes again. Hey, Ollie, it's Luke Danes again.
400 00:13:04,905 00:13:06,535 Listen, I was looking through your brochure again. Listen, I was looking through your brochure again.
401 00:13:06,575 00:13:08,775 You can make caps, too, right? You can make caps, too, right?
402 00:13:08,805 00:13:10,445 Soccer players wear caps? Soccer players wear caps?
403 00:13:10,475 00:13:12,045 No, I just think they'll look cute in them. No, I just think they'll look cute in them.
404 00:13:12,075 00:13:14,515 Yeah, what's your highest quality cap you got there? Yeah, what's your highest quality cap you got there?
405 00:13:14,544 00:13:17,344 Yeah, I don't want plastic in the sizing. It's cheapo. Yeah, I don't want plastic in the sizing. It's cheapo.
406 00:13:17,384 00:13:21,424 You got that kind that you kind of pull on the cloth thingy You got that kind that you kind of pull on the cloth thingy
407 00:13:21,454 00:13:23,624 to size it, right? to size it, right?
408 00:13:23,654 00:13:25,494 Great. Well, give me 20 of those. Great. Well, give me 20 of those.
409 00:13:27,454 00:13:30,724 ♪ Hang down your head, Tom dooley ♪ ♪ Hang down your head, Tom dooley ♪
410 00:13:30,764 00:13:34,503 ♪ poor boy, you're bound to die ♪ ♪ poor boy, you're bound to die ♪
411 00:13:36,733 00:13:39,133 ♪ met her on a mountain ♪ met her on a mountain
412 00:13:39,173 00:13:41,073 met her. Cool. A girl-on-girl thing. met her. Cool. A girl-on-girl thing.
413 00:13:41,103 00:13:42,703 ♪ There I took her life ♪ There I took her life
414 00:13:42,743 00:13:45,043 it's a snuff film. A lesbian snuff film. it's a snuff film. A lesbian snuff film.
415 00:13:45,073 00:13:48,783 ♪ Met her on a mountain a redundant lesbian snuff film. ♪ Met her on a mountain a redundant lesbian snuff film.
416 00:13:48,813 00:13:50,813 ♪ Stabbed her with a knife ♪ Stabbed her with a knife
417 00:13:50,843 00:13:52,782 how inxs missed her, I don't know. how inxs missed her, I don't know.
418 00:13:52,812 00:13:54,552 Raise a glass to inxs. Raise a glass to inxs.
419 00:13:54,582 00:13:56,582 My countrymen, I'm less than proud to say. My countrymen, I'm less than proud to say.
420 00:13:56,622 00:13:59,952 I cannot, cannot believe they've reinstated folk night I cannot, cannot believe they've reinstated folk night
421 00:13:59,992 00:14:00,992 at my beloved pub. at my beloved pub.
422 00:14:01,022 00:14:02,792 It's a travesty! It's a travesty!
423 00:14:02,822 00:14:04,592 Is there any alcohol left in the state of Connecticut Is there any alcohol left in the state of Connecticut
424 00:14:04,632 00:14:05,592 that's not inside them? that's not inside them?
425 00:14:05,632 00:14:06,832 I doubt it. I doubt it.
426 00:14:06,862 00:14:07,992 So, boys, another round? So, boys, another round?
427 00:14:08,032 00:14:10,432 Posthaste. Barkeep! Posthaste. Barkeep!
428 00:14:10,462 00:14:11,732 You've hardly touched the drink in front of you. You've hardly touched the drink in front of you.
429 00:14:11,772 00:14:13,501 Ah, but I'm anticipating. Ah, but I'm anticipating.
430 00:14:13,531 00:14:15,641 You don't wait till the drink's done to order another. You don't wait till the drink's done to order another.
431 00:14:15,671 00:14:16,901 That's for amateurs. That's for amateurs.
432 00:14:16,941 00:14:18,171 Right. I forgot you went pro. Right. I forgot you went pro.
433 00:14:18,201 00:14:20,041 So, boys, boys, So, boys, boys,
434 00:14:20,071 00:14:22,581 when is the life and death brigade going out again? when is the life and death brigade going out again?
435 00:14:22,611 00:14:23,541 We have been remiss. We have been remiss.
436 00:14:23,581 00:14:24,751 I have ideas... I have ideas...
437 00:14:24,781 00:14:27,881 Big ideas, potentially harmful ideas. Big ideas, potentially harmful ideas.
438 00:14:27,911 00:14:29,421 Hey, you mind? Hey, you mind?
439 00:14:29,451 00:14:30,681 Boyfriend? Brother. Boyfriend? Brother.
440 00:14:30,721 00:14:31,750 Or both. He could be southern. Or both. He could be southern.
441 00:14:31,790 00:14:33,850 Hey. New drinking game... Hey. New drinking game...
442 00:14:33,890 00:14:35,960 Every time the folk singer sounds sincere, Every time the folk singer sounds sincere,
443 00:14:35,990 00:14:37,660 we have to take a drink. we have to take a drink.
444 00:14:37,690 00:14:39,690 Buckle up. It's gonna be a long night. Buckle up. It's gonna be a long night.
445 00:14:39,730 00:14:42,200 Come on. Start folding your own, gents. Come on. Start folding your own, gents.
446 00:14:42,230 00:14:44,700 Whoever hits the folk singer first wins. Whoever hits the folk singer first wins.
447 00:14:44,730 00:14:47,730 ♪ Hang down your head, Tom dooley ♪ ♪ Hang down your head, Tom dooley ♪
448 00:14:47,770 00:14:50,969 ♪ hang down your head and cry ♪ hang down your head and cry
449 00:14:53,669 00:14:56,679 good morning, new haven! good morning, new haven!
450 00:14:56,709 00:15:00,779 My, my, you look fresh and appealing tonight! My, my, you look fresh and appealing tonight!
451 00:15:00,809 00:15:02,149 Man: Shut up! Man: Shut up!
452 00:15:02,179 00:15:04,989 God has spoken to me... Rather rudely. God has spoken to me... Rather rudely.
453 00:15:05,019 00:15:06,189 Shut up! Shut up!
454 00:15:06,219 00:15:07,489 Finn, keep it down. Finn, keep it down.
455 00:15:07,519 00:15:09,518 Finn, watch. Finn, watch.
456 00:15:09,558 00:15:13,058 Tostingo! Tostingo!
457 00:15:13,088 00:15:14,728 [ Imitates gun cocking ] [ Imitates gun cocking ]
458 00:15:14,758 00:15:15,728 [ Glass shatters ] [ Glass shatters ]
459 00:15:15,758 00:15:16,758 Why are we leaving, ace? Why are we leaving, ace?
460 00:15:16,798 00:15:17,858 Because they're closing. Because they're closing.
461 00:15:17,898 00:15:19,128 That's no excuse. That's no excuse.
462 00:15:19,168 00:15:20,668 We've overstayed our welcome. We've overstayed our welcome.
463 00:15:20,698 00:15:22,138 That makes me sad. That makes me sad.
464 00:15:22,168 00:15:23,598 You've gotta get your plane in the morning. You've gotta get your plane in the morning.
465 00:15:23,638 00:15:24,708 Have I gained weight? Why? Have I gained weight? Why?
466 00:15:24,738 00:15:26,208 Finn didn't make a pass at me. Finn didn't make a pass at me.
467 00:15:26,238 00:15:28,208 No, love, my brain is cloudy. No, love, my brain is cloudy.
468 00:15:28,238 00:15:29,937 Here I am making a pass at you. Here I am making a pass at you.
469 00:15:29,977 00:15:32,207 Pass, pass! Pass, pass!
470 00:15:32,247 00:15:33,577 That is so expositional. That is so expositional.
471 00:15:33,607 00:15:36,617 Guys, just get in the car. Guys, just get in the car.
472 00:15:36,647 00:15:38,647 I've forgotten how to get into a car. I've forgotten how to get into a car.
473 00:15:38,687 00:15:41,047 Me too. Rory, did you have your owner's manual with you, love? Me too. Rory, did you have your owner's manual with you, love?
474 00:15:41,087 00:15:42,057 Oh, my god. Just get in! Oh, my god. Just get in!
475 00:15:42,087 00:15:43,757 Bon voyage. Bon voyage.
476 00:15:43,787 00:15:44,657 Good luck with your ringling. Good luck with your ringling.
477 00:15:44,687 00:15:46,027 One more drink. One more drink.
478 00:15:46,057 00:15:47,886 Oh, we've got a runner! Oh, we've got a runner!
479 00:15:47,926 00:15:49,096 Logan! Logan!
480 00:15:49,126 00:15:50,896 Logan: Hey, come on. Let me in. Logan: Hey, come on. Let me in.
481 00:15:52,266 00:15:54,496 Oh, Logan, they're closed. Oh, Logan, they're closed.
482 00:15:54,536 00:15:56,736 I have to apologize to that folk singer. I have to apologize to that folk singer.
483 00:15:56,766 00:15:58,196 She's not here. Everyone's gone. She's not here. Everyone's gone.
484 00:15:58,236 00:16:00,266 I hurt her feelings. I hurt her feelings.
485 00:16:00,306 00:16:03,106 She's a folk singer. She's used to it. Come on. She's a folk singer. She's used to it. Come on.
486 00:16:03,136 00:16:05,246 I don't want to go to Omaha tomorrow. I don't want to go to Omaha tomorrow.
487 00:16:05,276 00:16:07,075 I know. It's boring. I know. It's boring.
488 00:16:07,105 00:16:09,515 I know. And it's not here. I know. And it's not here.
489 00:16:09,545 00:16:11,645 Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah.
490 00:16:11,685 00:16:13,845 I don't like steaks or insurance or football I don't like steaks or insurance or football
491 00:16:13,885 00:16:15,655 or anything else that they have there. or anything else that they have there.
492 00:16:15,685 00:16:17,015 You like steaks. You like steaks.
493 00:16:17,055 00:16:18,725 Do they even have electricity there? Do they even have electricity there?
494 00:16:18,755 00:16:20,555 Yeah. Yeah. They just got it last year. Yeah. Yeah. They just got it last year.
495 00:16:20,585 00:16:22,225 Don't make me go. Don't make me go.
496 00:16:22,255 00:16:25,225 I'm not making you go. I'm just trying to get you home. I'm not making you go. I'm just trying to get you home.
497 00:16:25,265 00:16:28,634 But getting me home means that I have to go to sleep, But getting me home means that I have to go to sleep,
498 00:16:28,664 00:16:31,704 and when I wake up, I have to go on a plane to Omaha. and when I wake up, I have to go on a plane to Omaha.
499 00:16:31,734 00:16:33,604 Where's Omaha? Where's Omaha? Where's Omaha? Where's Omaha?
500 00:16:33,634 00:16:35,804 Oh. Just get in, please. Oh. Just get in, please.
501 00:16:35,834 00:16:37,874 Aah! Aah!
502 00:16:37,904 00:16:39,244 Ahh! Ahh!
503 00:16:43,274 00:16:45,283 Colin? Colin?
504 00:16:45,313 00:16:46,143 Finn? Finn?
505 00:16:46,183 00:16:47,813 Man: Shut up! Man: Shut up!
506 00:16:47,843 00:16:49,183 Guys! Guys!
507 00:16:49,213 00:16:50,783 Shut up! Shut up!
508 00:17:06,202 00:17:07,732 Jess. Jess.
509 00:17:07,762 00:17:10,672 Hey. Hey.
510 00:17:10,702 00:17:11,642 Hey. Hey.
511 00:17:15,372 00:17:16,642 I... I...
512 00:17:18,642 00:17:20,742 Sorry. That wasn't a sentence. Sorry. That wasn't a sentence.
513 00:17:20,782 00:17:22,052 I got the gist. I got the gist.
514 00:17:22,082 00:17:23,581 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
515 00:17:23,611 00:17:26,221 I got a job... Professional driveway stalker. I got a job... Professional driveway stalker.
516 00:17:26,251 00:17:27,581 Pays good? Yeah, but the hours suck. Pays good? Yeah, but the hours suck.
517 00:17:27,621 00:17:28,951 Jess... Jess...
518 00:17:28,991 00:17:30,921 I'm in town on a little business... I'm in town on a little business...
519 00:17:30,951 00:17:32,621 All nice and aboveboard. All nice and aboveboard.
520 00:17:32,661 00:17:34,291 How'd you know where to find me? Luke. How'd you know where to find me? Luke.
521 00:17:34,321 00:17:36,961 I shook it out of him. He wasn't sure if it was okay. I shook it out of him. He wasn't sure if it was okay.
522 00:17:36,991 00:17:39,101 It's okay. You look good. It's okay. You look good.
523 00:17:39,131 00:17:41,101 The years don't seem to have hardened you. The years don't seem to have hardened you.
524 00:17:41,131 00:17:42,300 Yeah, you look good, too. Yeah, you look good, too.
525 00:17:42,330 00:17:44,070 I know this is kind of weird, I know this is kind of weird,
526 00:17:44,100 00:17:45,700 but there's actually something I wanted to tell you... but there's actually something I wanted to tell you...
527 00:17:45,740 00:17:47,770 Show you, actually. Show you, actually.
528 00:17:47,800 00:17:49,670 I can come back another time. I can come back another time.
529 00:17:49,710 00:17:53,080 No, it's just, uh, we're kind of exposed here. No, it's just, uh, we're kind of exposed here.
530 00:17:53,110 00:17:54,850 My... her window's, like, right there. My... her window's, like, right there.
531 00:17:54,880 00:17:56,280 Whose? Whose?
532 00:17:56,310 00:17:58,310 Uh, my grandma's. You want to come in? Uh, my grandma's. You want to come in?
533 00:17:58,350 00:17:59,680 You sure? You sure?
534 00:17:59,720 00:18:02,119 Yeah. Come on. But just be careful. Yeah. Come on. But just be careful.
535 00:18:02,149 00:18:03,919 She's a very light sleeper. She's a very light sleeper.
536 00:18:07,319 00:18:08,959 So, here we are. So, here we are.
537 00:18:08,989 00:18:10,789 Casa Rory. Casa Rory.
538 00:18:10,829 00:18:11,999 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
539 00:18:13,659 00:18:16,069 So our voices don't carry. So our voices don't carry.
540 00:18:16,099 00:18:17,369 Very prudent. Very prudent.
541 00:18:17,399 00:18:19,639 This is not really my taste. This is not really my taste.
542 00:18:19,669 00:18:22,808 Yeah, not unless you've aged about 90 years. I haven't. Yeah, not unless you've aged about 90 years. I haven't.
543 00:18:22,838 00:18:24,908 Is that for Halloween? No, no. Is that for Halloween? No, no.
544 00:18:24,938 00:18:27,678 This is just for a function I have to go to. This is just for a function I have to go to.
545 00:18:27,708 00:18:29,348 Function? Function?
546 00:18:29,378 00:18:31,178 It's just a job... The d.A.R... It's just a job... The d.A.R...
547 00:18:31,208 00:18:34,048 Daughters of the American revolution. Daughters of the American revolution.
548 00:18:34,078 00:18:35,248 It's not a career or anything. It's not a career or anything.
549 00:18:35,288 00:18:37,148 I hope not. No. I hope not. No.
550 00:18:37,188 00:18:38,888 See, don't get the wrong idea. See, don't get the wrong idea.
551 00:18:38,918 00:18:42,287 I'm just here temporarily. My mom and I... I'm just here temporarily. My mom and I...
552 00:18:42,327 00:18:43,727 Luke alluded to something. Luke alluded to something.
553 00:18:43,757 00:18:44,927 It's a long story. It's a long story.
554 00:18:44,957 00:18:46,857 I was crashing in the pool house, I was crashing in the pool house,
555 00:18:46,897 00:18:48,197 and that was just temporary, and that was just temporary,
556 00:18:48,227 00:18:50,167 but the pool house became storage, but the pool house became storage,
557 00:18:50,197 00:18:52,737 so then I had to move into the main house. so then I had to move into the main house.
558 00:18:52,767 00:18:54,197 All temporary. All temporary.
559 00:18:54,237 00:18:56,207 Isn't school in session? Mm-hmm. Isn't school in session? Mm-hmm.
560 00:18:56,237 00:18:57,807 Why aren't you living on campus? Why aren't you living on campus?
561 00:18:57,837 00:18:59,236 Because I'm not going. Because I'm not going.
562 00:18:59,276 00:19:01,336 You graduate already, doogie? You graduate already, doogie?
563 00:19:01,376 00:19:03,806 No. I'm just taking a little time off. No. I'm just taking a little time off.
564 00:19:03,846 00:19:05,376 Time off. Time off.
565 00:19:05,416 00:19:08,216 So, where are you living, Jess? So, where are you living, Jess?
566 00:19:08,246 00:19:10,716 I want to know about you... Mystery man. I want to know about you... Mystery man.
567 00:19:10,746 00:19:12,216 I'm in Philly. I'm in Philly.
568 00:19:12,256 00:19:13,816 Really? Don't laugh. Really? Don't laugh.
569 00:19:13,856 00:19:15,086 No, I'm not. Philadelphia's gotten cool. No, I'm not. Philadelphia's gotten cool.
570 00:19:15,126 00:19:17,326 And New York's gotten expensive. And New York's gotten expensive.
571 00:19:17,356 00:19:19,255 Anyway, it's a pretty cool scene in Philly now... Anyway, it's a pretty cool scene in Philly now...
572 00:19:19,295 00:19:21,025 Lot of younger people there... Lot of younger people there...
573 00:19:21,055 00:19:22,725 Pretty big art scene. Pretty big art scene.
574 00:19:22,765 00:19:24,465 I know. I read that in the New York times. I know. I read that in the New York times.
575 00:19:24,495 00:19:26,795 They had a picture of a bunch of young people They had a picture of a bunch of young people
576 00:19:26,835 00:19:28,335 standing on a roof, kind of eclectic and all. standing on a roof, kind of eclectic and all.
577 00:19:28,365 00:19:29,835 It looked fun. It looked fun.
578 00:19:29,865 00:19:30,965 I mean, it was clearly one of those pictures I mean, it was clearly one of those pictures
579 00:19:31,005 00:19:33,205 that wasn't candid. that wasn't candid.
580 00:19:33,235 00:19:35,475 It was looking a little stiff, but they looked happy. It was looking a little stiff, but they looked happy.
581 00:19:35,505 00:19:38,374 Are you nervous? Are you nervous?
582 00:19:38,404 00:19:41,784 A little. It's been a long time. A little. It's been a long time.
583 00:19:41,814 00:19:42,944 I'm a little nervous, too. I'm a little nervous, too.
584 00:19:42,984 00:19:44,314 Good. I'm not alone. Good. I'm not alone.
585 00:19:44,344 00:19:46,284 So, I didn't just come here to chat. So, I didn't just come here to chat.
586 00:19:46,314 00:19:47,954 I wanted to show you something. I wanted to show you something.
587 00:19:47,984 00:19:49,924 Right. You said that. Right. You said that.
588 00:19:49,954 00:19:51,384 And I didn't think you'd believe it And I didn't think you'd believe it
589 00:19:51,424 00:19:53,994 if I didn't show it to you in person. if I didn't show it to you in person.
590 00:19:54,024 00:19:57,793 Well, color me curious. A book. Well, color me curious. A book.
591 00:19:57,823 00:20:02,303 "The subsect... Written by Jess Mariano." "The subsect... Written by Jess Mariano."
592 00:20:02,333 00:20:03,433 It's no misprint. It's no misprint.
593 00:20:03,463 00:20:05,273 You wrote a book? A short novel. You wrote a book? A short novel.
594 00:20:05,303 00:20:06,773 You wrote a book?! You wrote a book?!
595 00:20:06,803 00:20:08,403 Through a fluke, I got it to these guys Through a fluke, I got it to these guys
596 00:20:08,433 00:20:10,843 that have a small press, and they read it. that have a small press, and they read it.
597 00:20:10,873 00:20:12,273 I don't know if they were high or something, I don't know if they were high or something,
598 00:20:12,313 00:20:13,113 but they decided to publish it. but they decided to publish it.
599 00:20:13,143 00:20:14,113 You wrote a book. You wrote a book.
600 00:20:14,143 00:20:15,382 There's no money in it. There's no money in it.
601 00:20:15,412 00:20:17,882 They only printed like 500 of them. They only printed like 500 of them.
602 00:20:17,912 00:20:20,082 Believe me, I'm not quitting my day job. Believe me, I'm not quitting my day job.
603 00:20:20,112 00:20:21,752 But you wrote it. You wrote a book. But you wrote it. You wrote a book.
604 00:20:21,782 00:20:23,322 Yeah, I know. It's hard to believe. Yeah, I know. It's hard to believe.
605 00:20:23,352 00:20:25,192 You sat down and wrote a novel. You sat down and wrote a novel.
606 00:20:25,222 00:20:27,952 Author-distributed, too. That's what I'm doing here. Author-distributed, too. That's what I'm doing here.
607 00:20:27,992 00:20:30,262 I'm going around begging independent bookstores I'm going around begging independent bookstores
608 00:20:30,292 00:20:31,262 to put it in stock. to put it in stock.
609 00:20:31,292 00:20:32,362 Got it in a few. Got it in a few.
610 00:20:32,392 00:20:33,292 Cool! Where? Cool! Where?
611 00:20:33,332 00:20:34,831 Around. Around.
612 00:20:34,861 00:20:35,831 I want to see it in the store. I want to see it in the store.
613 00:20:35,861 00:20:37,761 I can give you the addresses. I can give you the addresses.
614 00:20:37,801 00:20:40,001 You know what I'm gonna do when I see it in the store? What? You know what I'm gonna do when I see it in the store? What?
615 00:20:40,031 00:20:41,501 You know that section toward the front... You know that section toward the front...
616 00:20:41,531 00:20:42,971 The staff recommendations? The staff recommendations?
617 00:20:43,001 00:20:44,101 I'm gonna grab a copy of your book I'm gonna grab a copy of your book
618 00:20:44,141 00:20:45,871 and put it in that section, and put it in that section,
619 00:20:45,911 00:20:48,041 and then I'm going to write my own little recommendation and then I'm going to write my own little recommendation
620 00:20:48,071 00:20:49,911 on a card and attach it so people see it and buy it. on a card and attach it so people see it and buy it.
621 00:20:49,941 00:20:51,441 Read it first. Read it first.
622 00:20:51,481 00:20:53,380 That way you can discourage people from buying it. That way you can discourage people from buying it.
623 00:20:53,410 00:20:54,950 No way! I know it's good. No way! I know it's good.
624 00:20:54,980 00:20:56,550 Jess, you've got such a great brain. Jess, you've got such a great brain.
625 00:20:56,580 00:20:57,920 I knew that if you could just sit down I knew that if you could just sit down
626 00:20:57,950 00:20:59,090 and stop shaking it around, and stop shaking it around,
627 00:20:59,120 00:21:00,250 you could do something like this. you could do something like this.
628 00:21:00,290 00:21:01,820 I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
629 00:21:01,860 00:21:03,990 I know you did. I work at that press now. I know you did. I work at that press now.
630 00:21:04,020 00:21:06,160 Five smelly guys in a cramped room on locust street Five smelly guys in a cramped room on locust street
631 00:21:06,190 00:21:09,130 putting out about three books a month... but it's fun. putting out about three books a month... but it's fun.
632 00:21:09,160 00:21:11,060 What about a sequel? Are you writing a sequel? What about a sequel? Are you writing a sequel?
633 00:21:11,100 00:21:12,999 You should read it before you get too jazzed about it. You should read it before you get too jazzed about it.
634 00:21:13,029 00:21:14,869 Shh! Shh!
635 00:21:14,899 00:21:18,399 [ Sighs ] Sorry. I thought I heard footsteps. [ Sighs ] Sorry. I thought I heard footsteps.
636 00:21:18,439 00:21:19,969 I think we're okay. I think we're okay.
637 00:21:20,009 00:21:21,169 It's kind of late. I should go. It's kind of late. I should go.
638 00:21:21,209 00:21:22,339 It is kind of late. It is kind of late.
639 00:21:23,979 00:21:26,009 So, I just basically wanted to show you that. So, I just basically wanted to show you that.
640 00:21:26,049 00:21:28,309 Uh, tell you... Uh, tell you...
641 00:21:28,349 00:21:31,079 Tell you that I couldn't have done it without you. Tell you that I couldn't have done it without you.
642 00:21:31,119 00:21:33,418 Thanks. Thanks.
643 00:21:33,448 00:21:36,058 I'm gonna be around for a couple days. I'm gonna be around for a couple days.
644 00:21:36,088 00:21:37,258 Can we talk again? Can we talk again?
645 00:21:37,288 00:21:39,288 Preferably above a whisper. Preferably above a whisper.
646 00:21:39,328 00:21:41,488 Yeah. I'd like that. How about tomorrow night? Yeah. I'd like that. How about tomorrow night?
647 00:21:41,528 00:21:43,198 8:00 okay? Yep. 8:00 okay? Yep.
648 00:21:43,228 00:21:45,168 Good. Good.
649 00:21:45,198 00:21:46,428 I'll sneak out on my own. I'll sneak out on my own.
650 00:21:46,468 00:21:47,428 Cool. Cool.
651 00:21:52,967 00:21:54,537 Oh, hey... the book. Oh, hey... the book.
652 00:21:54,567 00:21:56,107 Oh, it's yours. Oh, it's yours.
653 00:22:06,387 00:22:08,187 Lorelai: So, where are the bleachers? Lorelai: So, where are the bleachers?
654 00:22:08,217 00:22:10,516 Luke: Oh, they don't have bleachers at soccer games. Luke: Oh, they don't have bleachers at soccer games.
655 00:22:10,556 00:22:12,526 They just stand on the sidelines. They just stand on the sidelines.
656 00:22:12,556 00:22:15,056 Where do we go if we feel like making out in the middle of the game? Where do we go if we feel like making out in the middle of the game?
657 00:22:15,096 00:22:16,896 I don't think they'd mind I don't think they'd mind
658 00:22:16,926 00:22:18,866 if we did it right here in front of them. Cool. if we did it right here in front of them. Cool.
659 00:22:18,896 00:22:20,526 Got a nice crowd here, Mr. Sponsor. Got a nice crowd here, Mr. Sponsor.
660 00:22:20,566 00:22:22,036 Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
661 00:22:22,066 00:22:23,566 So, these are soccer moms, huh? So, these are soccer moms, huh?
662 00:22:23,596 00:22:25,866 They're just really bored spinsters. They're just really bored spinsters.
663 00:22:25,906 00:22:27,936 They seem very concerned with education They seem very concerned with education
664 00:22:27,966 00:22:29,205 and national security. [ Chuckles ] and national security. [ Chuckles ]
665 00:22:29,235 00:22:31,905 Luke! Hi! You came! Luke! Hi! You came!
666 00:22:31,945 00:22:33,105 Oh, yeah. I thought I'd come down, Oh, yeah. I thought I'd come down,
667 00:22:33,145 00:22:34,575 see the girls in action. see the girls in action.
668 00:22:34,605 00:22:36,945 Oh, they give it their all. You'll be proud. Oh, they give it their all. You'll be proud.
669 00:22:36,975 00:22:37,945 I'm sure I will. I'm sure I will.
670 00:22:37,975 00:22:39,245 Look at those girls. Look at those girls.
671 00:22:39,285 00:22:41,015 Look how cute they are in those uniforms. Look how cute they are in those uniforms.
672 00:22:41,045 00:22:42,215 Check out the other team's... Check out the other team's...
673 00:22:42,255 00:22:43,985 Cheap fabric, cheap stitching. Cheap fabric, cheap stitching.
674 00:22:44,015 00:22:45,955 Look at the sponsor... Fred's dry cleaning... Look at the sponsor... Fred's dry cleaning...
675 00:22:45,985 00:22:48,224 Ruined a favorite sweater years ago. Today he pays. Ruined a favorite sweater years ago. Today he pays.
676 00:22:48,254 00:22:49,594 Luke! Luke!
677 00:22:49,624 00:22:50,894 You came! Hey, girls. You came! Hey, girls.
678 00:22:50,924 00:22:52,424 You ready to play? We hope so. You ready to play? We hope so.
679 00:22:52,464 00:22:54,964 The other team... you're gonna wipe the floor with them. The other team... you're gonna wipe the floor with them.
680 00:22:54,994 00:22:56,564 I think we've got a shot. No, I know you've got a shot. I think we've got a shot. No, I know you've got a shot.
681 00:22:56,594 00:22:58,434 Don't forget... we're having a little celebration Don't forget... we're having a little celebration
682 00:22:58,464 00:22:59,964 at the diner afterwards, win or lose. at the diner afterwards, win or lose.
683 00:23:00,004 00:23:00,934 Cool. We better get back. Cool. We better get back.
684 00:23:00,964 00:23:02,374 Have a good game. Have a good game.
685 00:23:02,404 00:23:04,234 See ya! Lorelai: Bend it like Beckham! See ya! Lorelai: Bend it like Beckham!
686 00:23:04,274 00:23:06,204 Oh, so, I dropped Paul anka off at doggy day care. Oh, so, I dropped Paul anka off at doggy day care.
687 00:23:06,244 00:23:07,403 It was a little scary. It was a little scary.
688 00:23:07,443 00:23:08,503 No, that'll be good for him. No, that'll be good for him.
689 00:23:08,543 00:23:09,973 He seemed okay. He seemed okay.
690 00:23:10,013 00:23:11,413 He was a little standoffish at first, He was a little standoffish at first,
691 00:23:11,443 00:23:13,083 but then he got very friendly with the cash register. but then he got very friendly with the cash register.
692 00:23:13,113 00:23:14,343 And then a dog ran up to him, And then a dog ran up to him,
693 00:23:14,383 00:23:15,583 and he played dead for a couple seconds, and he played dead for a couple seconds,
694 00:23:15,613 00:23:17,113 and when that didn't work, and when that didn't work,
695 00:23:17,153 00:23:18,653 he ran off playing with the other dogs. he ran off playing with the other dogs.
696 00:23:18,683 00:23:20,483 I think it's gonna do him some good. I think so, too. I think it's gonna do him some good. I think so, too.
697 00:23:20,523 00:23:22,153 [ Whistle blows ] Oh, here we go. [ Whistle blows ] Oh, here we go.
698 00:23:24,963 00:23:26,062 Oh, who got the ball? Oh, who got the ball?
699 00:23:26,092 00:23:27,362 Well, the bobcats lost the toss, Well, the bobcats lost the toss,
700 00:23:27,392 00:23:28,592 so the other team got the ball. so the other team got the ball.
701 00:23:28,622 00:23:30,062 So, we've lost already? So, we've lost already?
702 00:23:30,092 00:23:31,432 Just the toss... It means nothing. Just the toss... It means nothing.
703 00:23:31,462 00:23:32,602 How many points are we behind How many points are we behind
704 00:23:32,632 00:23:34,002 'cause we screwed up? 'cause we screwed up?
705 00:23:34,032 00:23:35,502 Nothing, it just started. 0-0. Nothing, it just started. 0-0.
706 00:23:35,532 00:23:37,432 Were we talking? How did we miss the toss? Were we talking? How did we miss the toss?
707 00:23:37,472 00:23:38,472 Just watch the game. Okay. Just watch the game. Okay.
708 00:23:38,502 00:23:39,672 Look at that Megan run. Look at that Megan run.
709 00:23:39,702 00:23:41,602 Ooh, she's making her move. Ooh, she's making her move.
710 00:23:41,642 00:23:43,072 She's fast. She's fast.
711 00:23:43,112 00:23:44,342 See her coming up behind that girl? See her coming up behind that girl?
712 00:23:44,372 00:23:45,511 She's gonna try to steal She's gonna try to steal
713 00:23:45,541 00:23:48,041 and then move the ball forward... oh! Oh! and then move the ball forward... oh! Oh!
714 00:23:48,081 00:23:49,251 What was that? What was that?
715 00:23:49,281 00:23:51,111 Good hustle, girls! Good hustle! Good hustle, girls! Good hustle!
716 00:23:51,151 00:23:52,381 Is that girl unconscious? Is that girl unconscious?
717 00:23:52,421 00:23:53,521 No, no, no. She's getting up. No, no, no. She's getting up.
718 00:23:53,551 00:23:54,951 She's a little wobbly. She's a little wobbly.
719 00:23:54,991 00:23:56,551 Is it okay for Megan to slam her elbow Is it okay for Megan to slam her elbow
720 00:23:56,591 00:23:58,291 into that girl's neck like that? into that girl's neck like that?
721 00:23:58,321 00:24:00,361 I don't think... oh, my god! I don't think... oh, my god!
722 00:24:00,391 00:24:02,391 Oh! That was poor little tilly. Oh! That was poor little tilly.
723 00:24:02,431 00:24:04,061 There's blood. I see blood. There's blood. I see blood.
724 00:24:04,091 00:24:05,560 Who is their coach? Sam peckinpah? Who is their coach? Sam peckinpah?
725 00:24:05,600 00:24:08,030 Way to go, tilly. Dominate. Dominate. Way to go, tilly. Dominate. Dominate.
726 00:24:08,060 00:24:09,400 Shouldn't that be a foul or something? Shouldn't that be a foul or something?
727 00:24:09,430 00:24:10,430 Oh, don't worry. Oh, don't worry.
728 00:24:10,470 00:24:12,100 Tilly is an expert at knowing Tilly is an expert at knowing
729 00:24:12,140 00:24:13,540 when the ref is watching and when he isn't. when the ref is watching and when he isn't.
730 00:24:13,570 00:24:15,310 Aggression! Aggression! Aggression! Aggression! Aggression! Aggression!
731 00:24:15,340 00:24:16,410 I cannot watch this. I cannot watch this.
732 00:24:16,440 00:24:18,170 [ Crowd groans ] [ Crowd groans ]
733 00:24:18,210 00:24:20,680 Ah! I heard that. It was just as bad as seeing it. Ah! I heard that. It was just as bad as seeing it.
734 00:24:20,710 00:24:22,980 Now I think that girl's unconscious. Now I think that girl's unconscious.
735 00:24:29,649 00:24:32,619 It was... it was... violent. It was... it was... violent.
736 00:24:32,659 00:24:34,019 "Scarface" on a soccer field. "Scarface" on a soccer field.
737 00:24:34,059 00:24:35,489 Those little girls... Megan, tilly. Those little girls... Megan, tilly.
738 00:24:35,529 00:24:37,429 Animals! Animals! Animals! Animals!
739 00:24:37,459 00:24:39,529 Did you see the blood on their jerseys? Oh, I did see that. Did you see the blood on their jerseys? Oh, I did see that.
740 00:24:39,559 00:24:41,499 The refs look like they're afraid to call penalties. The refs look like they're afraid to call penalties.
741 00:24:41,529 00:24:42,698 Can you blame them? Can you blame them?
742 00:24:42,728 00:24:44,098 It's Alicia. Duck. It's Alicia. Duck.
743 00:24:44,128 00:24:46,538 Ohh... She's not coming after us. Ohh... She's not coming after us.
744 00:24:46,568 00:24:48,468 Although she is walking right toward us. Although she is walking right toward us.
745 00:24:48,498 00:24:50,138 Oh! She turned. Oh, thank god. Oh! She turned. Oh, thank god.
746 00:24:50,168 00:24:51,508 She turned away. Okay. She turned away. Okay.
747 00:24:51,538 00:24:53,478 Oh, those sweet, little 11-year-old girls. Oh, those sweet, little 11-year-old girls.
748 00:24:53,508 00:24:54,708 Killers! Killers all! Killers! Killers all!
749 00:24:54,738 00:24:56,208 They won. They won that game. They won. They won that game.
750 00:24:56,248 00:24:58,148 Bobcats 37, humanity nothing. Bobcats 37, humanity nothing.
751 00:24:58,178 00:24:59,678 I don't want to go to another game. I don't want to go to another game.
752 00:24:59,718 00:25:00,748 Me neither. Good. Me neither. Good.
753 00:25:02,287 00:25:04,087 Seems like a good time to get away. Seems like a good time to get away.
754 00:25:04,117 00:25:05,357 Yeah, they're all distracted. Yeah, they're all distracted.
755 00:25:05,387 00:25:07,487 Gun it! Gun it! Gun it! Gun it!
756 00:25:18,767 00:25:19,997 [ Tapping ] [ Tapping ]
757 00:25:24,406 00:25:26,076 [ Chuckling ] What are you doing? [ Chuckling ] What are you doing?
758 00:25:26,106 00:25:28,706 I didn't know if it was okay to ring or not. I didn't know if it was okay to ring or not.
759 00:25:28,736 00:25:29,646 She's not here. She's not here.
760 00:25:29,676 00:25:31,046 She's not? She's not?
761 00:25:31,076 00:25:32,346 She's playing bridge tonight. She's playing bridge tonight.
762 00:25:32,376 00:25:34,416 Oh, good. Oh, good.
763 00:25:34,446 00:25:36,116 I parked on the street so she wouldn't see. I parked on the street so she wouldn't see.
764 00:25:36,146 00:25:37,746 You're very good at covert ops. You're very good at covert ops.
765 00:25:37,786 00:25:39,656 Years of practice. So, where do you want to go? Years of practice. So, where do you want to go?
766 00:25:39,686 00:25:41,085 I don't know. I don't know the area that well. I don't know. I don't know the area that well.
767 00:25:41,115 00:25:42,425 You li here. You li here.
768 00:25:42,455 00:25:44,325 I know, but Hartford's still a mystery. I know, but Hartford's still a mystery.
769 00:25:44,355 00:25:45,695 Even when I went to chilton, Even when I went to chilton,
770 00:25:45,725 00:25:47,655 I got right on the bus and headed home. I got right on the bus and headed home.
771 00:25:47,695 00:25:50,425 So I don't even have any old high school hangouts to revisit. So I don't even have any old high school hangouts to revisit.
772 00:25:50,465 00:25:52,265 And these days, I've just been eating here. And these days, I've just been eating here.
773 00:25:52,295 00:25:54,365 Well, I just prefer not going some place Well, I just prefer not going some place
774 00:25:54,395 00:25:55,765 that has food in the title. that has food in the title.
775 00:25:55,805 00:25:58,135 Meaning... Olive, chili, soup. Meaning... Olive, chili, soup.
776 00:25:58,165 00:26:00,174 No gardens. No plantations. No gardens. No plantations.
777 00:26:00,204 00:26:02,204 Got it. Something funkier. Got it. Something funkier.
778 00:26:02,244 00:26:03,474 Steer me to the college district. Steer me to the college district.
779 00:26:03,504 00:26:04,604 I'll find us something funky. I'll find us something funky.
780 00:26:04,644 00:26:06,044 Sounds good. Sounds good.
781 00:26:13,654 00:26:15,154 Rory: Logan. Rory: Logan.
782 00:26:15,184 00:26:16,224 Am I interrupting something? Am I interrupting something?
783 00:26:16,254 00:26:17,524 No. No.
784 00:26:17,554 00:26:18,523 Hey. When did you get back? Hey. When did you get back?
785 00:26:18,553 00:26:20,223 Couple hours ago. Couple hours ago.
786 00:26:20,253 00:26:22,363 Oh, I... I thought you were getting back tomorrow. Oh, I... I thought you were getting back tomorrow.
787 00:26:22,393 00:26:23,693 I thought I'd surprise you, ace. I thought I'd surprise you, ace.
788 00:26:23,723 00:26:25,363 Well, I'm glad you did Well, I'm glad you did
789 00:26:25,393 00:26:27,693 'cause you get to meet my old friend, Jess. 'cause you get to meet my old friend, Jess.
790 00:26:27,733 00:26:29,533 This is Logan, my boyfriend. This is Logan, my boyfriend.
791 00:26:29,563 00:26:32,433 Logan, this is Jess. He's in from out of town. Logan, this is Jess. He's in from out of town.
792 00:26:36,343 00:26:39,442 Wow. That sounded so grown-up. Wow. That sounded so grown-up.
793 00:26:39,472 00:26:41,412 We're at the age now where we say things like We're at the age now where we say things like
794 00:26:41,442 00:26:43,312 "in from out of town" and "old friend," "in from out of town" and "old friend,"
795 00:26:43,342 00:26:45,312 'cause when you're young, all your friends are new, 'cause when you're young, all your friends are new,
796 00:26:45,352 00:26:47,252 and you have to get old to have old friends. and you have to get old to have old friends.
797 00:26:47,282 00:26:48,852 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
798 00:26:50,452 00:26:52,192 How you doing? How you doing?
799 00:26:52,222 00:26:54,522 Okay. Okay.
800 00:26:54,552 00:26:57,291 We were just gonna go grab a bite to eat. We were just gonna go grab a bite to eat.
801 00:26:57,321 00:26:58,761 Great. Well, how about if we all go together. Great. Well, how about if we all go together.
802 00:26:58,791 00:27:00,731 Is that okay? Okay by me. Is that okay? Okay by me.
803 00:27:00,761 00:27:02,601 All right. All right.
804 00:27:02,631 00:27:04,301 Good. Good.
805 00:27:04,331 00:27:06,271 We were actually at a loss for where to go, We were actually at a loss for where to go,
806 00:27:06,301 00:27:08,271 so you actually saved us. so you actually saved us.
807 00:27:08,301 00:27:10,141 Call me Superman. Why don't you follow us. Call me Superman. Why don't you follow us.
808 00:27:10,171 00:27:11,701 Sure. Great. Sure. Great.
809 00:27:11,741 00:27:12,711 Come on. Come on.
810 00:27:37,329 00:27:39,169 Baby. Baby.
811 00:27:39,199 00:27:41,729 Ohh. Ohh.
812 00:27:41,769 00:27:43,269 Look. Look.
813 00:27:43,299 00:27:47,439 I'm not saying take a dive or let them win. I'm not saying take a dive or let them win.
814 00:27:47,469 00:27:48,339 Good burger. Good burger.
815 00:27:48,369 00:27:49,709 Thanks. Thanks.
816 00:27:49,739 00:27:52,179 I'm not even saying let them score a goal, I'm not even saying let them score a goal,
817 00:27:52,209 00:27:53,708 which the other team did not. which the other team did not.
818 00:27:53,748 00:27:55,548 Yeah! Shutout! Donut! Yeah! Shutout! Donut!
819 00:27:55,578 00:27:56,918 They ate some dirt. They ate some dirt.
820 00:27:56,948 00:27:58,578 They did. They did. They ate some dirt. They did. They did. They ate some dirt.
821 00:27:58,618 00:28:00,618 You fed it to them, but all I'm saying is You fed it to them, but all I'm saying is
822 00:28:00,648 00:28:01,918 do you have to hit them so hard? do you have to hit them so hard?
823 00:28:01,948 00:28:03,758 It's part of the game. It's part of the game.
824 00:28:03,788 00:28:05,558 You have to be aggressive, or they'll roll over you. You have to be aggressive, or they'll roll over you.
825 00:28:05,588 00:28:07,328 You're not being competitive You're not being competitive
826 00:28:07,358 00:28:08,788 if your Jersey doesn't have a little "o" negative on it. if your Jersey doesn't have a little "o" negative on it.
827 00:28:08,828 00:28:10,628 I know. Absolutely. I know. Absolutely.
828 00:28:10,658 00:28:12,468 But, uh, for example, Megan, that bicycle kick you did. But, uh, for example, Megan, that bicycle kick you did.
829 00:28:12,498 00:28:13,867 Bicycle kicks are allowed. Bicycle kicks are allowed.
830 00:28:13,897 00:28:15,297 Not on another girl's head. Not on another girl's head.
831 00:28:15,337 00:28:16,467 She was all up in my grill! She was all up in my grill!
832 00:28:16,497 00:28:18,297 I know, and I don't like it I know, and I don't like it
833 00:28:18,337 00:28:20,267 when people are all up in my grill, when people are all up in my grill,
834 00:28:20,307 00:28:22,207 but there are other ways to deal with it. but there are other ways to deal with it.
835 00:28:22,237 00:28:23,637 We play the way the boys play. We play the way the boys play.
836 00:28:23,677 00:28:25,477 Watch them. You'll see. Watch them. You'll see.
837 00:28:25,507 00:28:28,447 But boys are boys, and girls are girls. But boys are boys, and girls are girls.
838 00:28:29,817 00:28:31,577 I cannot believe I'm hearing this. I cannot believe I'm hearing this.
839 00:28:31,617 00:28:33,786 So we're just supposed to play like cute little girls So we're just supposed to play like cute little girls
840 00:28:33,816 00:28:35,316 like we're at some tea party? like we're at some tea party?
841 00:28:35,356 00:28:36,616 I'm not saying that. We want to win. I'm not saying that. We want to win.
842 00:28:36,656 00:28:39,786 Which means we gotta kick some butt! Which means we gotta kick some butt!
843 00:28:39,826 00:28:41,556 Yeah! yeah! Yeah! yeah! Yeah! yeah! Yeah! yeah!
844 00:28:41,586 00:28:43,256 You were so shy when I met you. You were so shy when I met you.
845 00:28:43,296 00:28:45,426 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
846 00:28:45,466 00:28:47,366 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
847 00:28:55,035 00:28:56,275 Luke's. Luke's.
848 00:28:56,305 00:28:57,405 Hey. It's me. Hey. It's me.
849 00:28:57,435 00:28:58,675 Hey, what's wrong? Hey, what's wrong?
850 00:28:58,705 00:29:00,605 It's Paul anka. He's sick. It's Paul anka. He's sick.
851 00:29:00,645 00:29:02,315 He's sick? He's sick?
852 00:29:02,345 00:29:05,515 Yeah. He doesn't want to walk or eat or anything. Yeah. He doesn't want to walk or eat or anything.
853 00:29:05,545 00:29:07,415 He's never been sick in his whole life. He's never been sick in his whole life.
854 00:29:07,445 00:29:09,455 I mean, I haven't had him his whole life, I mean, I haven't had him his whole life,
855 00:29:09,485 00:29:10,714 so it's possible he's been sick in his life. so it's possible he's been sick in his life.
856 00:29:10,754 00:29:12,484 I'll never know for sure, I'll never know for sure,
857 00:29:12,524 00:29:14,554 but to me it's as if it's the first time. but to me it's as if it's the first time.
858 00:29:14,584 00:29:16,254 He got sick when he ate that chocolate. He got sick when he ate that chocolate.
859 00:29:16,294 00:29:17,294 Did he eat more chocolate? Did he eat more chocolate?
860 00:29:17,324 00:29:18,654 He hasn't eaten chocolate. He hasn't eaten chocolate.
861 00:29:18,694 00:29:20,294 He hasn't eaten anything in two days. He hasn't eaten anything in two days.
862 00:29:20,324 00:29:20,894 Get him to the vet. Get him to the vet.
863 00:29:20,924 00:29:22,534 I did. I did.
864 00:29:22,564 00:29:24,734 The vet just said that he has some sort of bug The vet just said that he has some sort of bug
865 00:29:24,764 00:29:26,634 and to let him be until it passes. and to let him be until it passes.
866 00:29:26,664 00:29:28,534 I feel so helpless. I feel so helpless.
867 00:29:28,564 00:29:30,533 Well, I've got the team here, Well, I've got the team here,
868 00:29:30,573 00:29:32,543 so as soon as they're gone, I'll come over. so as soon as they're gone, I'll come over.
869 00:29:32,573 00:29:33,873 I mean, they wolf it down like pigs, I mean, they wolf it down like pigs,
870 00:29:33,903 00:29:35,313 so it's not gonna be that long so it's not gonna be that long
871 00:29:35,343 00:29:36,643 unless they want a third helping. unless they want a third helping.
872 00:29:36,673 00:29:38,513 Maybe I should take him back to the vet. Maybe I should take him back to the vet.
873 00:29:38,543 00:29:40,543 Just let Paul anka be. Dogs are dogs. Just let Paul anka be. Dogs are dogs.
874 00:29:40,583 00:29:42,313 They know how to heal. They know how to heal.
875 00:29:42,353 00:29:44,013 Paul anka isn't a dog. He's some sort of hybrid. Paul anka isn't a dog. He's some sort of hybrid.
876 00:29:44,053 00:29:46,653 Maybe that vet doesn't specialize in hybrids. Maybe that vet doesn't specialize in hybrids.
877 00:29:46,683 00:29:48,382 Sit tight. I'll be over soon. Sit tight. I'll be over soon.
878 00:29:48,422 00:29:49,592 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
879 00:29:49,622 00:29:50,652 Bye. Bye.
880 00:29:52,592 00:29:53,922 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
881 00:29:55,092 00:29:56,692 I live pretty close. I live pretty close.
882 00:29:56,732 00:29:58,292 I'd have had you over to check it out, I'd have had you over to check it out,
883 00:29:58,332 00:29:59,402 but it's a bit of a mess. but it's a bit of a mess.
884 00:29:59,432 00:30:00,832 And you don't serve food, And you don't serve food,
885 00:30:00,862 00:30:02,832 so we would have been starving at your place. so we would have been starving at your place.
886 00:30:02,872 00:30:05,372 I've got appetizers... Half-full bag of chips. I've got appetizers... Half-full bag of chips.
887 00:30:05,402 00:30:07,471 Just check the expiration date before you dive in. Just check the expiration date before you dive in.
888 00:30:07,501 00:30:08,801 I'm good with this place. I'm good with this place.
889 00:30:08,841 00:30:10,311 Little pointer... Don't come on folk night. Little pointer... Don't come on folk night.
890 00:30:10,341 00:30:11,911 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of folk music. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of folk music.
891 00:30:11,941 00:30:12,781 Something we have in common. Something we have in common.
892 00:30:12,811 00:30:14,411 Great. Great.
893 00:30:14,441 00:30:16,811 Where's a waitress? Yo, yo. Right here. Where's a waitress? Yo, yo. Right here.
894 00:30:16,851 00:30:19,551 Uh, another mckellen's neat, and, Jess, another brew? Uh, another mckellen's neat, and, Jess, another brew?
895 00:30:19,581 00:30:20,721 I'm still working on this one. I'm still working on this one.
896 00:30:20,751 00:30:22,821 Another one... just in case. Another one... just in case.
897 00:30:22,851 00:30:24,791 Well, we should probably order. Well, we should probably order.
898 00:30:24,821 00:30:26,760 It's a big menu, so if you need guidance... It's a big menu, so if you need guidance...
899 00:30:26,790 00:30:27,920 I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry.
900 00:30:27,960 00:30:28,990 You're not hungry? Nope. You're not hungry? Nope.
901 00:30:29,020 00:30:30,860 I thought the whole point I thought the whole point
902 00:30:30,890 00:30:32,830 was you two were going to get something to eat? And talk. was you two were going to get something to eat? And talk.
903 00:30:32,860 00:30:35,570 Well, yes, it's a given that you're gonna talk while you eat. Well, yes, it's a given that you're gonna talk while you eat.
904 00:30:35,600 00:30:38,000 You know, chef de cuisine will gladly make anything you want You know, chef de cuisine will gladly make anything you want
905 00:30:38,030 00:30:39,370 if nothing there appeals. if nothing there appeals.
906 00:30:39,400 00:30:40,600 The burgers are good. The burgers are good.
907 00:30:40,640 00:30:42,340 Maybe a burger. Maybe a burger.
908 00:30:42,370 00:30:44,510 Get one of those fancy ones, too, and it's on me, Get one of those fancy ones, too, and it's on me,
909 00:30:44,540 00:30:45,979 so don't let the price stop you. so don't let the price stop you.
910 00:30:46,009 00:30:46,979 I'll pay for my own. I'll pay for my own.
911 00:30:47,009 00:30:48,439 Good man. Good man.
912 00:30:48,479 00:30:50,679 So, how long have you two known each other? So, how long have you two known each other?
913 00:30:50,709 00:30:52,009 A while. A while.
914 00:30:52,049 00:30:53,549 You date? Yes. You date? Yes.
915 00:30:53,579 00:30:54,119 We used to date. We used to date.
916 00:30:54,149 00:30:55,719 Ah! Ah!
917 00:30:55,749 00:30:57,349 No hemming. No hawing. Good course of action. No hemming. No hawing. Good course of action.
918 00:30:57,389 00:30:59,359 So, were you two high school sweethearts... So, were you two high school sweethearts...
919 00:30:59,389 00:31:01,119 Rock around the clock, two straws in the milkshake? Rock around the clock, two straws in the milkshake?
920 00:31:01,159 00:31:02,829 Logan. Hey, did we cheers? Logan. Hey, did we cheers?
921 00:31:02,859 00:31:04,828 That's bad luck. Let's cheers. That's bad luck. Let's cheers.
922 00:31:04,858 00:31:06,798 I think we did already, twice. I think we did already, twice.
923 00:31:06,828 00:31:08,098 Well, let's do it again. Cheers. Well, let's do it again. Cheers.
924 00:31:08,128 00:31:10,398 Cheers. Cheers.
925 00:31:10,428 00:31:13,768 So... what do you do, Jess? So... what do you do, Jess?
926 00:31:13,798 00:31:15,138 Oh, this and that. Oh, this and that.
927 00:31:15,168 00:31:16,868 Describe the "this." Describe the "that." Describe the "this." Describe the "that."
928 00:31:16,908 00:31:17,968 He writes. You write? He writes. You write?
929 00:31:18,008 00:31:19,508 Impressive. What do you write? Impressive. What do you write?
930 00:31:19,538 00:31:21,438 Nothing important. He wrote a book. Nothing important. He wrote a book.
931 00:31:21,478 00:31:23,148 Oh, you penned the great American novel, Jess? Oh, you penned the great American novel, Jess?
932 00:31:23,178 00:31:24,777 Wasn't quite that ambitious. Wasn't quite that ambitious.
933 00:31:24,807 00:31:26,547 So, what are we talking here? Short novel? So, what are we talking here? Short novel?
934 00:31:26,577 00:31:27,917 Kafka length or longer? Kafka length or longer?
935 00:31:27,947 00:31:29,917 Dos passos, Tolstoy? Or longer... Robert musil? Dos passos, Tolstoy? Or longer... Robert musil?
936 00:31:29,947 00:31:31,587 Proust? Proust?
937 00:31:31,617 00:31:33,117 I'm not throwing you with these names, am I? I'm not throwing you with these names, am I?
938 00:31:33,157 00:31:35,057 You seem very obsessed with length. You seem very obsessed with length.
939 00:31:35,087 00:31:36,757 I'm just trying to get a picture in my head. I'm just trying to get a picture in my head.
940 00:31:36,787 00:31:37,787 It's a short novel. It's a short novel.
941 00:31:37,827 00:31:38,757 Any good? Any good?
942 00:31:38,787 00:31:40,127 I haven't read it yet. I haven't read it yet.
943 00:31:40,157 00:31:41,757 Yet? At least you're gonna have one reader. Yet? At least you're gonna have one reader.
944 00:31:41,797 00:31:43,726 That's something. Yeah. That's something. Yeah.
945 00:31:43,766 00:31:45,896 You know, I should just write down all my random thoughts You know, I should just write down all my random thoughts
946 00:31:45,936 00:31:48,596 and stuff that happens to me and conversations I have and stuff that happens to me and conversations I have
947 00:31:48,636 00:31:50,466 and just add a bunch of he said, she said's, and just add a bunch of he said, she said's,
948 00:31:50,506 00:31:51,936 and get it published... you got a copy on you? No. and get it published... you got a copy on you? No.
949 00:31:51,966 00:31:53,906 You should send me a copy. You should send me a copy.
950 00:31:53,936 00:31:55,576 And where do I send it... The blond dick at Yale? And where do I send it... The blond dick at Yale?
951 00:31:55,606 00:31:57,776 Jess. Whoa, whoa. Jess. Whoa, whoa.
952 00:31:57,806 00:31:59,716 We're just trying to keep it friendly here, buddy. We're just trying to keep it friendly here, buddy.
953 00:31:59,746 00:32:01,516 Get out of my way. Get out of my way.
954 00:32:01,546 00:32:02,885 Forget him, Rory. Forget him, Rory.
955 00:32:02,915 00:32:04,145 Don't follow me. Don't follow me.
956 00:32:06,785 00:32:08,985 Jess, wait. Jess, wait.
957 00:32:09,015 00:32:10,425 Jess, I'm sorry. Jess, I'm sorry.
958 00:32:10,455 00:32:11,855 We shouldn't have done this. We shouldn't have done this.
959 00:32:11,885 00:32:13,595 He's just in a bad way lately. He's just in a bad way lately.
960 00:32:13,625 00:32:14,795 He's a jerk. He's a jerk.
961 00:32:14,825 00:32:16,425 He was. In there... definitely. He was. In there... definitely.
962 00:32:16,465 00:32:17,765 I'msorry. I'msorry.
963 00:32:17,795 00:32:19,665 I read that guy the second I saw him. I read that guy the second I saw him.
964 00:32:19,695 00:32:21,734 I should have begged off. Well, I didn't want you to. I should have begged off. Well, I didn't want you to.
965 00:32:21,764 00:32:22,934 He better not come out here. He better not come out here.
966 00:32:22,964 00:32:24,804 Please, Jess, he had a lot to drink. Please, Jess, he had a lot to drink.
967 00:32:24,834 00:32:27,934 He's tired from traveling. This isn't him. I swear. He's tired from traveling. This isn't him. I swear.
968 00:32:27,974 00:32:29,944 What the hell is going on? I told you. What the hell is going on? I told you.
969 00:32:29,974 00:32:33,874 He's tired, and his family's bugging him right now. He's tired, and his family's bugging him right now.
970 00:32:33,914 00:32:35,744 I mean with you. What's going on with you? I mean with you. What's going on with you?
971 00:32:35,784 00:32:36,784 What do you mean? What do you mean?
972 00:32:36,814 00:32:38,484 You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
973 00:32:38,514 00:32:41,553 I know you better than anyone. This isn't you. I know you better than anyone. This isn't you.
974 00:32:41,583 00:32:43,553 I don't know. What are you doing? I don't know. What are you doing?
975 00:32:43,583 00:32:45,453 Living at your grandparents' place, Living at your grandparents' place,
976 00:32:45,493 00:32:47,023 being in the d.A.R., no Yale... being in the d.A.R., no Yale...
977 00:32:47,053 00:32:49,463 Why did you drop out of Yale?! Why did you drop out of Yale?!
978 00:32:49,493 00:32:51,463 It's complicated. It's complicated.
979 00:32:51,493 00:32:53,193 It's not! It's not complicated. It's not! It's not complicated.
980 00:32:53,233 00:32:55,533 You don't know. This isn't you. You don't know. This isn't you.
981 00:32:55,563 00:32:58,603 This... you going out with this jerk with the Porsche. This... you going out with this jerk with the Porsche.
982 00:32:58,633 00:33:00,202 We made fun of guys like this. We made fun of guys like this.
983 00:33:00,232 00:33:01,872 You caught him on a bad night. You caught him on a bad night.
984 00:33:01,902 00:33:03,542 This isn't about him. This isn't about him.
985 00:33:03,572 00:33:05,672 Okay, screw him. Okay, screw him.
986 00:33:05,712 00:33:09,482 What's going on with you? This isn't you, Rory. What's going on with you? This isn't you, Rory.
987 00:33:09,512 00:33:12,442 You know it isn't. What's going on? You know it isn't. What's going on?
988 00:33:16,082 00:33:17,552 I don't know. I don't know.
989 00:33:20,591 00:33:22,091 I don't know. I don't know.
990 00:33:26,131 00:33:28,261 Hey, uh... Hey, uh...
991 00:33:28,291 00:33:33,171 May-may-maybe we'll catch up at a better time. May-may-maybe we'll catch up at a better time.
992 00:33:39,300 00:33:42,640 Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday, by the way.
993 00:33:42,680 00:33:44,980 Wasn't that a couple weeks ago, your birthday? Wasn't that a couple weeks ago, your birthday?
994 00:34:04,329 00:34:05,569 You're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this.
995 00:34:05,599 00:34:07,099 Over the music, the crowd, Over the music, the crowd,
996 00:34:07,129 00:34:08,929 I hear one girl's voice cutting through it all... I hear one girl's voice cutting through it all...
997 00:34:08,969 00:34:11,239 The folk singer... she's in the corner with her boyfriend. The folk singer... she's in the corner with her boyfriend.
998 00:34:11,269 00:34:12,739 I sent them over a round of drinks. I sent them over a round of drinks.
999 00:34:12,769 00:34:14,169 What the hell? He gone? What the hell? He gone?
1000 00:34:14,209 00:34:16,078 Yes, he's gone. Yes, he's gone.
1001 00:34:16,108 00:34:17,778 Writers are so sensitive. Writers are so sensitive.
1002 00:34:17,808 00:34:20,078 You were a jerk, Logan. You were a jerk, Logan.
1003 00:34:20,108 00:34:21,948 I was just challenging him. Jeez. I was just challenging him. Jeez.
1004 00:34:21,978 00:34:23,978 Hey, if Hemingway can take it, so can he. Hey, if Hemingway can take it, so can he.
1005 00:34:24,018 00:34:26,788 Hey, if he wanted to, he could have taken a pop at me. Hey, if he wanted to, he could have taken a pop at me.
1006 00:34:26,818 00:34:28,788 Pugnacity... it's a vital component of literary life. Pugnacity... it's a vital component of literary life.
1007 00:34:28,818 00:34:30,158 Again, consult your Hemingway. Again, consult your Hemingway.
1008 00:34:30,188 00:34:32,088 Come on. Do not let this guy get to you. Come on. Do not let this guy get to you.
1009 00:34:32,118 00:34:33,588 You're getting to me. You're getting to me.
1010 00:34:33,628 00:34:34,887 Me? Yes. You were an ass. Me? Yes. You were an ass.
1011 00:34:34,927 00:34:36,027 Look, I'm sorry I came back early. Look, I'm sorry I came back early.
1012 00:34:36,057 00:34:36,857 I really messed things up here. I really messed things up here.
1013 00:34:36,897 00:34:38,157 Jess wrote a book. Jess wrote a book.
1014 00:34:38,197 00:34:40,297 He wrote a book, and you mocked him. He wrote a book, and you mocked him.
1015 00:34:40,327 00:34:41,727 I did not mock him. I did not mock him.
1016 00:34:41,767 00:34:43,037 He's doing something. He's doing something.
1017 00:34:43,067 00:34:44,597 Good. Fine. He's doing something. Good. Fine. He's doing something.
1018 00:34:44,637 00:34:45,767 Everybody in the world's doing something. Everybody in the world's doing something.
1019 00:34:45,807 00:34:47,307 More power to him. I'm not. More power to him. I'm not.
1020 00:34:47,337 00:34:49,937 I mean, what am I doing? I'm living with my grandparents. I mean, what am I doing? I'm living with my grandparents.
1021 00:34:49,977 00:34:51,877 That's temporary. Have a drink. That's temporary. Have a drink.
1022 00:34:51,907 00:34:53,647 Temporary can turn into forever. Temporary can turn into forever.
1023 00:34:53,677 00:34:55,076 You're not living with the Gilmores forever. You're not living with the Gilmores forever.
1024 00:34:55,106 00:34:56,946 I'm palling with my grandmother I'm palling with my grandmother
1025 00:34:56,976 00:34:58,346 and being waited on by a maid. and being waited on by a maid.
1026 00:34:58,376 00:35:00,886 I come home, and my shoes are magically shined. I come home, and my shoes are magically shined.
1027 00:35:00,916 00:35:03,256 My clothes are magically clean, ironed, and laid out. My clothes are magically clean, ironed, and laid out.
1028 00:35:03,286 00:35:05,186 My bed is magically turned down. My bed is magically turned down.
1029 00:35:05,216 00:35:06,856 I'm in the d.A.R.? I'm in the d.A.R.?
1030 00:35:06,886 00:35:09,926 I'm going to meetings and teas and cocktail parties? I'm going to meetings and teas and cocktail parties?
1031 00:35:09,956 00:35:12,626 Again, temporary. Have a drink. Again, temporary. Have a drink.
1032 00:35:12,666 00:35:14,995 And wasting my time partying and drinking, And wasting my time partying and drinking,
1033 00:35:15,025 00:35:16,865 just hanging out doing nothing. just hanging out doing nothing.
1034 00:35:16,895 00:35:18,995 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't pull me into this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't pull me into this.
1035 00:35:19,035 00:35:20,335 I didn't say anything about you. I didn't say anything about you.
1036 00:35:20,365 00:35:22,165 Yes, you did. Don't make me feel guilty Yes, you did. Don't make me feel guilty
1037 00:35:22,205 00:35:23,875 for your drinking and partying... that's your choice. for your drinking and partying... that's your choice.
1038 00:35:23,905 00:35:25,175 I'm not forcing you. I'm not forcing you.
1039 00:35:25,205 00:35:26,705 When I ask you out, you can say no. When I ask you out, you can say no.
1040 00:35:26,745 00:35:28,245 It's all we do. It's not all we do. It's all we do. It's not all we do.
1041 00:35:28,275 00:35:29,815 It's all you do. It's all you do.
1042 00:35:29,845 00:35:31,875 Well, it's my prerogative, you know? Well, it's my prerogative, you know?
1043 00:35:31,915 00:35:33,284 You're damn straight. I'm gonna party. You're damn straight. I'm gonna party.
1044 00:35:33,314 00:35:35,044 I'm gonna do it while I have the chance I'm gonna do it while I have the chance
1045 00:35:35,084 00:35:36,784 because come June, my life is over. because come June, my life is over.
1046 00:35:36,814 00:35:39,824 Oh, yes, your horrible life... Let's hear about it. Oh, yes, your horrible life... Let's hear about it.
1047 00:35:39,854 00:35:41,054 Got a week? Got a week?
1048 00:35:41,084 00:35:43,154 You have every door open to you. You have every door open to you.
1049 00:35:43,194 00:35:45,354 You have opportunities that anyone would kill for, You have opportunities that anyone would kill for,
1050 00:35:45,394 00:35:47,224 including me. including me.
1051 00:35:47,264 00:35:49,194 No one's stopping you from making whatever you want happen. No one's stopping you from making whatever you want happen.
1052 00:35:49,224 00:35:51,163 Go into journalism. Go into politics. Go into journalism. Go into politics.
1053 00:35:51,193 00:35:52,903 Be a doctor. Be a clown. Do whatever you want. Be a doctor. Be a clown. Do whatever you want.
1054 00:35:52,933 00:35:55,163 It's not as easy when it's not handed to you. It's not as easy when it's not handed to you.
1055 00:35:55,203 00:35:57,203 Really? It's all so easy for me? Really? It's all so easy for me?
1056 00:35:57,233 00:35:59,873 I don't want that life. It's forced on me. I don't want that life. It's forced on me.
1057 00:35:59,903 00:36:01,743 You talk about all these doors being open? You talk about all these doors being open?
1058 00:36:01,773 00:36:04,113 All I see is one door, and I'm being pushed through it. All I see is one door, and I'm being pushed through it.
1059 00:36:04,143 00:36:05,983 I have no choice. You try living without options. I have no choice. You try living without options.
1060 00:36:06,013 00:36:07,713 How hard are you fighting it? How hard are you fighting it?
1061 00:36:07,743 00:36:09,383 I didn't tell you to quit Yale. You did that. I didn't tell you to quit Yale. You did that.
1062 00:36:09,413 00:36:11,912 I gave you one month, you went beyond that month, I gave you one month, you went beyond that month,
1063 00:36:11,952 00:36:14,122 and it had nothing to do with me. It was all you. and it had nothing to do with me. It was all you.
1064 00:36:14,152 00:36:16,152 Now, you want to change? Change it, but don't blame me. Now, you want to change? Change it, but don't blame me.
1065 00:36:16,192 00:36:18,022 Don't you dare blame me. You know what? Don't you dare blame me. You know what?
1066 00:36:18,052 00:36:20,162 Why don't you go off with Jack, whatever his name is? Why don't you go off with Jack, whatever his name is?
1067 00:36:20,192 00:36:22,392 Oh, I'm not going off with Jess. Oh, I'm not going off with Jess.
1068 00:36:24,992 00:36:26,102 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1069 00:36:26,132 00:36:27,802 Come on. Come on.
1070 00:36:27,832 00:36:29,262 Where? Where?
1071 00:36:29,302 00:36:31,371 Let's go. I want to go. I don't want to be here. Let's go. I want to go. I don't want to be here.
1072 00:36:31,401 00:36:33,071 I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
1073 00:36:33,101 00:36:34,741 Well, I drove you here, and I want to go! Well, I drove you here, and I want to go!
1074 00:36:34,771 00:36:36,241 I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
1075 00:36:37,471 00:36:38,641 Fine. Fine.
1076 00:36:39,911 00:36:42,181 I'll cover the bill, cab. I'll cover the bill, cab.
1077 00:36:42,211 00:36:43,981 Do whatever you want. It's your choice. Do whatever you want. It's your choice.
1078 00:36:54,090 00:36:56,990 Rory, it's 7:30. Rory, it's 7:30.
1079 00:36:59,130 00:37:01,000 Rory? Rory?
1080 00:37:08,939 00:37:10,769 [ Birds chirping lightly ] [ Birds chirping lightly ]
1081 00:37:20,279 00:37:21,949 Lorelai? Lorelai?
1082 00:37:52,147 00:37:53,377 Is he okay? Is he okay?
1083 00:37:53,417 00:37:54,977 Yeah. He looks the same. Yeah. He looks the same.
1084 00:37:55,017 00:37:56,387 Is he breathing? He's breathing. Is he breathing? He's breathing.
1085 00:37:56,417 00:37:58,987 Nice and steady? He's fast asleep. Nice and steady? He's fast asleep.
1086 00:37:59,017 00:37:59,987 Good. Good.
1087 00:38:00,017 00:38:01,517 You been here all night? You been here all night?
1088 00:38:01,557 00:38:03,787 Uh, I kept thinking I heard him. Uh, I kept thinking I heard him.
1089 00:38:03,827 00:38:06,026 Yeah, he does snore occasionally. Yeah, he does snore occasionally.
1090 00:38:06,056 00:38:08,396 And then he was cold, so I put his Jersey on him. And then he was cold, so I put his Jersey on him.
1091 00:38:08,426 00:38:10,496 Yeah, I think he likes it. Yeah, I think he likes it.
1092 00:38:10,526 00:38:12,466 Yeah. Yeah.
1093 00:38:12,496 00:38:14,096 Every time I'd go back up to bed, Every time I'd go back up to bed,
1094 00:38:14,136 00:38:15,536 you know, after checking on him, you know, after checking on him,
1095 00:38:15,566 00:38:17,436 I just was convinced that he needed me, I just was convinced that he needed me,
1096 00:38:17,466 00:38:18,906 so I came back, so I came back,
1097 00:38:18,936 00:38:20,476 and finally I just ended up here. and finally I just ended up here.
1098 00:38:20,506 00:38:21,936 That's as good a place as any. That's as good a place as any.
1099 00:38:21,976 00:38:24,345 Yeah. He doesn't want to eat anything. Yeah. He doesn't want to eat anything.
1100 00:38:24,375 00:38:26,345 I had all these milk-bones ready for him, I had all these milk-bones ready for him,
1101 00:38:26,375 00:38:28,175 but he doesn't want anything. but he doesn't want anything.
1102 00:38:28,215 00:38:29,885 What's the baster for? What's the baster for?
1103 00:38:29,915 00:38:32,445 In case he's thirsty, but he can't lift his head, In case he's thirsty, but he can't lift his head,
1104 00:38:32,485 00:38:34,915 so I can just shoot water in his mouth. so I can just shoot water in his mouth.
1105 00:38:34,955 00:38:36,155 Got it. Got it.
1106 00:38:36,185 00:38:37,455 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1107 00:38:37,485 00:38:39,385 Doesn't seem to want anything. Doesn't seem to want anything.
1108 00:38:39,425 00:38:42,295 He's gonna be okay. He's strong. He's gonna be okay. He's strong.
1109 00:38:43,964 00:38:46,064 He's so helpless. He's so helpless.
1110 00:38:46,094 00:38:50,004 It must be so awful to be sick when you're a dog... It must be so awful to be sick when you're a dog...
1111 00:38:50,034 00:38:51,864 'Cause you can't run or play, 'Cause you can't run or play,
1112 00:38:51,904 00:38:55,004 and you don't watch TV or do anything to pass the time. and you don't watch TV or do anything to pass the time.
1113 00:38:55,034 00:38:58,374 Watching a lot of TV is the only good part about being sick. Watching a lot of TV is the only good part about being sick.
1114 00:38:58,404 00:38:59,574 I know. I know.
1115 00:38:59,604 00:39:01,914 And the thing with the shoes... And the thing with the shoes...
1116 00:39:01,944 00:39:03,413 He was trying to tell me something. He was trying to tell me something.
1117 00:39:03,443 00:39:04,913 What? What?
1118 00:39:04,943 00:39:08,383 He was trying to tell me to put my shoes on He was trying to tell me to put my shoes on
1119 00:39:08,413 00:39:09,583 and take him to the vet and take him to the vet
1120 00:39:09,613 00:39:11,423 because he felt something coming on, because he felt something coming on,
1121 00:39:11,453 00:39:12,453 and he was trying to ward it off, and he was trying to ward it off,
1122 00:39:12,483 00:39:14,353 and I didn't take him. and I didn't take him.
1123 00:39:14,393 00:39:17,193 I don't think that's why he was playing with your shoes. I don't think that's why he was playing with your shoes.
1124 00:39:17,223 00:39:19,893 I tried so hard. I tried so hard.
1125 00:39:22,332 00:39:25,932 I have a list of things that he's afraid of on the fridge, I have a list of things that he's afraid of on the fridge,
1126 00:39:25,972 00:39:28,572 and I tried to do the right thing. and I tried to do the right thing.
1127 00:39:28,602 00:39:31,442 I should not have so socialized him I should not have so socialized him
1128 00:39:31,472 00:39:34,242 at kirk's doggy day care the other day. at kirk's doggy day care the other day.
1129 00:39:34,272 00:39:36,942 I should have taken him to the best doggy day care I should have taken him to the best doggy day care
1130 00:39:36,982 00:39:38,882 in the country, even if it was in Seattle. in the country, even if it was in Seattle.
1131 00:39:38,912 00:39:40,581 That's where I should have taken him. That's where I should have taken him.
1132 00:39:40,611 00:39:42,881 He's fine hanging with kirk. He's fine hanging with kirk.
1133 00:39:42,921 00:39:44,551 I did this wrong. I did this wrong.
1134 00:39:44,581 00:39:48,121 I did this all wrong. I did this all wrong.
1135 00:39:48,151 00:39:50,591 How could I have let this happen? How could I have let this happen?
1136 00:39:50,621 00:39:54,161 How did I not see it coming? How did I not see it coming?
1137 00:39:54,191 00:39:57,101 How didn't I step in and do something, How didn't I step in and do something,
1138 00:39:57,131 00:40:00,400 and... why can't I fix these things? and... why can't I fix these things?
1139 00:40:00,430 00:40:01,470 Hey. Hey.
1140 00:40:01,500 00:40:02,870 I'm a bad mother! I'm a bad mother!
1141 00:40:02,900 00:40:05,200 You're not a bad mother. You're not a bad mother.
1142 00:40:05,240 00:40:08,440 [ Sighing ] Oh. Did you sleep at all? [ Sighing ] Oh. Did you sleep at all?
1143 00:40:08,470 00:40:11,110 A little. A little.
1144 00:40:11,140 00:40:13,580 You stay home this morning. You stay home this morning.
1145 00:40:13,610 00:40:16,450 I'll call Sookie and tell her you'll be late. I'll call Sookie and tell her you'll be late.
1146 00:40:18,220 00:40:21,019 He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.
1147 00:40:21,049 00:40:22,549 I hope so. I hope so.
1148 00:40:25,959 00:40:28,159 Everything's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
1149 00:40:38,038 00:40:39,368 Good morning, friend. Good morning, friend.
1150 00:40:39,398 00:40:41,268 Back at you, friend. Where are the guys? Back at you, friend. Where are the guys?
1151 00:40:41,308 00:40:43,408 Uh, they go to work early. I made you coffee. Uh, they go to work early. I made you coffee.
1152 00:40:43,438 00:40:45,278 Oh, I've got time for a sip. Oh, I've got time for a sip.
1153 00:40:45,308 00:40:47,008 Thanks for letting me crash here. Thanks for letting me crash here.
1154 00:40:47,048 00:40:48,378 Anytime you want. Anytime you want.
1155 00:40:48,408 00:40:50,148 I might take you up on that. I might take you up on that.
1156 00:40:50,178 00:40:52,518 I can't wait to hear the whole story. I can't wait to hear the whole story.
1157 00:40:52,548 00:40:54,018 Still living it. Still living it.
1158 00:40:54,048 00:40:56,358 So, I got a message on my cellphone, So, I got a message on my cellphone,
1159 00:40:56,388 00:40:57,917 from your grandmother. from your grandmother.
1160 00:40:57,957 00:40:58,957 On your cellphone? On your cellphone?
1161 00:40:58,987 00:41:00,157 How did she get the number? How did she get the number?
1162 00:41:00,187 00:41:02,087 She's Emily Gilmore. I gotta run. She's Emily Gilmore. I gotta run.
1163 00:41:02,127 00:41:05,027 Bye. Drive carefully. Bye. Drive carefully.
1164 00:41:05,057 00:41:08,397 [ Slow-tempo Russian music plays ] [ Slow-tempo Russian music plays ]
1165 00:41:22,176 00:41:24,316 A fresh platter is all we need. Thanks. A fresh platter is all we need. Thanks.
1166 00:41:24,346 00:41:26,586 I need to go somewhere and have a little talk with you. I need to go somewhere and have a little talk with you.
1167 00:41:26,616 00:41:28,146 Later, grandma. I'm needed out here. Later, grandma. I'm needed out here.
1168 00:41:28,186 00:41:29,586 Young lady, I insist that we go somewhere Young lady, I insist that we go somewhere
1169 00:41:29,616 00:41:30,716 and talk right now. and talk right now.
1170 00:41:30,756 00:41:32,356 Grandma, I am sorry. I can't. Grandma, I am sorry. I can't.
1171 00:41:32,386 00:41:34,226 There's a kitchen here. We'll go there. There's a kitchen here. We'll go there.
1172 00:41:34,256 00:41:35,655 No. I'm not going to the kitchen with you. We'll talk later. No. I'm not going to the kitchen with you. We'll talk later.
1173 00:41:35,685 00:41:37,295 Must they play those damn guitars? Must they play those damn guitars?
1174 00:41:37,325 00:41:39,125 They're balalaikas. They're too loud. They're balalaikas. They're too loud.
1175 00:41:39,155 00:41:41,025 They're Russian, and they're not mic'ed. They're Russian, and they're not mic'ed.
1176 00:41:41,065 00:41:42,565 That's their volume. I'm not liking this tone of yours. That's their volume. I'm not liking this tone of yours.
1177 00:41:42,595 00:41:43,735 Well, you're forcing a tone, grandma. Well, you're forcing a tone, grandma.
1178 00:41:43,765 00:41:45,265 I said I'll talk to you later, I said I'll talk to you later,
1179 00:41:45,295 00:41:46,735 but right now, I'm not leaving this room. but right now, I'm not leaving this room.
1180 00:41:46,765 00:41:48,705 Where were you last night? Why didn't you call? Where were you last night? Why didn't you call?
1181 00:41:48,735 00:41:50,235 You're overreacting. You're overreacting.
1182 00:41:50,275 00:41:51,505 You're not wearing your dress. You're not wearing your dress.
1183 00:41:51,535 00:41:52,635 I didn't have time to go home. I didn't have time to go home.
1184 00:41:52,675 00:41:54,005 You almost missed the event. You almost missed the event.
1185 00:41:54,045 00:41:55,344 No. I was early for the event. No. I was early for the event.
1186 00:41:55,374 00:41:57,214 What I missed was your inspection of me What I missed was your inspection of me
1187 00:41:57,244 00:41:59,344 back at the house... That's what you're upset about. back at the house... That's what you're upset about.
1188 00:41:59,374 00:42:01,014 My inspections, missy, are for your own good. My inspections, missy, are for your own good.
1189 00:42:01,044 00:42:02,414 You're new to the d.A.R. You're new to the d.A.R.
1190 00:42:02,444 00:42:03,684 You don't know the proper procedure for things, You don't know the proper procedure for things,
1191 00:42:03,714 00:42:05,084 the proper dress. the proper dress.
1192 00:42:05,114 00:42:06,654 I do okay. This is not just about me. I do okay. This is not just about me.
1193 00:42:06,684 00:42:07,984 Everyone was worried about you. Everyone was worried about you.
1194 00:42:08,024 00:42:09,224 You mean everyone you called You mean everyone you called
1195 00:42:09,254 00:42:10,594 when you took my private address book when you took my private address book
1196 00:42:10,624 00:42:11,494 and tried to find me? and tried to find me?
1197 00:42:11,524 00:42:13,164 Yes, I did call people. Yes, I did call people.
1198 00:42:13,194 00:42:14,693 Well, you shouldn't have. A lot of good it did. Well, you shouldn't have. A lot of good it did.
1199 00:42:14,723 00:42:17,033 You should update that ridiculous address book of yours. You should update that ridiculous address book of yours.
1200 00:42:17,063 00:42:17,993 Half the numbers were disconnected. Half the numbers were disconnected.
1201 00:42:18,033 00:42:19,563 Oh, I'll do that. Oh, I'll do that.
1202 00:42:19,593 00:42:21,463 You have people in there you haven't spoken to for years. You have people in there you haven't spoken to for years.
1203 00:42:21,503 00:42:22,563 You should remove them. Uh-huh. You should remove them. Uh-huh.
1204 00:42:22,603 00:42:23,733 I'm throwing that book out. I'm throwing that book out.
1205 00:42:23,773 00:42:25,503 Do not throw that book out. Do not throw that book out.
1206 00:42:25,533 00:42:26,743 Do not use that tone with me. Do not use that tone with me.
1207 00:42:26,773 00:42:28,173 I want to be very clear. I want to be very clear.
1208 00:42:28,203 00:42:29,473 You are becoming more like your mother You are becoming more like your mother
1209 00:42:29,503 00:42:31,173 with every passing day. with every passing day.
1210 00:42:31,213 00:42:32,772 And you are becoming more like my mother's mother And you are becoming more like my mother's mother
1211 00:42:32,812 00:42:34,142 with every passing day. with every passing day.
1212 00:42:34,182 00:42:35,742 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
1213 00:42:35,782 00:42:37,052 What's it? What's it?
1214 00:42:37,082 00:42:38,782 You're grounded. Grounded? You're grounded. Grounded?
1215 00:42:38,812 00:42:39,782 Yes. I'm 21. Yes. I'm 21.
1216 00:42:39,812 00:42:41,322 You can't ground me. You can't ground me.
1217 00:42:41,352 00:42:43,092 And no more sleepovers at Paris' house. And no more sleepovers at Paris' house.
1218 00:42:43,122 00:42:45,452 Grandma, I go wherever I want, whenever I want. Grandma, I go wherever I want, whenever I want.
1219 00:42:45,492 00:42:47,222 And I haven't been sleeping at Paris' house And I haven't been sleeping at Paris' house
1220 00:42:47,262 00:42:48,292 three nights a week. three nights a week.
1221 00:42:48,322 00:42:49,422 I've been at Logan's. I've been at Logan's.
1222 00:42:49,462 00:42:50,792 When your father gets home, When your father gets home,
1223 00:42:50,832 00:42:52,561 we're going to talk about the house rules we're going to talk about the house rules
1224 00:42:52,591 00:42:54,501 and be on the same page once and for all. and be on the same page once and for all.
1225 00:42:54,531 00:42:56,031 You mean my grandfather. You mean my grandfather.
1226 00:42:56,071 00:42:57,801 You know what I meant. You know what I meant.
1227 00:42:57,831 00:42:59,731 Well, I'd have to be living at the house Well, I'd have to be living at the house
1228 00:42:59,771 00:43:01,071 to have house rules. to have house rules.
1229 00:43:01,101 00:43:02,801 What does that mean? Excuse me. What does that mean? Excuse me.
1230 00:43:02,841 00:43:05,741 Young lady, do no walk away from me. Young lady, do no walk away from me.
1231 00:43:05,771 00:43:07,711 [ Russian music continues ] [ Russian music continues ]