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1 | 00:00:46,111 | 00:00:47,281 | You crushed that girl! | You crushed that girl! |
2 | 00:00:47,321 | 00:00:49,450 | Hello, Lorelai. Hey, dad. | Hello, Lorelai. Hey, dad. |
3 | 00:00:49,480 | 00:00:51,748 | We need to talk about Rory. | We need to talk about Rory. |
4 | 00:00:51,788 | 00:00:54,517 | What about Rory? | What about Rory? |
5 | 00:00:54,557 | 00:00:56,556 | I don't like what I see in that girl. | I don't like what I see in that girl. |
6 | 00:00:56,586 | 00:00:58,455 | My eyes? She's lost focus. | My eyes? She's lost focus. |
7 | 00:00:58,485 | 00:01:00,623 | She's drifting, aimless. | She's drifting, aimless. |
8 | 00:01:00,653 | 00:01:03,292 | You know she's joined the d.A.R.? I saw the picture in the paper. | You know she's joined the d.A.R.? I saw the picture in the paper. |
9 | 00:01:03,322 | 00:01:05,121 | She's running around, planning tea parties | She's running around, planning tea parties |
10 | 00:01:05,161 | 00:01:06,760 | like she's the mad hatter. | like she's the mad hatter. |
11 | 00:01:06,790 | 00:01:09,358 | All she talks about are seating charts and canapés | All she talks about are seating charts and canapés |
12 | 00:01:07,729 | 00:01:09,238 | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... | Previously on "Gilmore girls"... |
13 | 00:01:09,258 | 00:01:11,257 | I can't believe how fast you're growing up. | I can't believe how fast you're growing up. |
14 | 00:01:09,388 | 00:01:11,027 | and fund-raisers and that boy. | and fund-raisers and that boy. |
15 | 00:01:11,057 | 00:01:12,357 | You mean Logan? | You mean Logan? |
16 | 00:01:11,297 | 00:01:13,006 | I have an internship available if you're interested. | I have an internship available if you're interested. |
17 | 00:01:12,397 | 00:01:14,425 | She's heading in the wrong direction, | She's heading in the wrong direction, |
18 | 00:01:13,036 | 00:01:14,635 | An internship? | An internship? |
19 | 00:01:14,465 | 00:01:16,065 | and I don't like it. | and I don't like it. |
20 | 00:01:14,665 | 00:01:17,034 | You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay. | You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay. |
21 | 00:01:16,095 | 00:01:18,193 | Now, I've thought long and hard about this, | Now, I've thought long and hard about this, |
22 | 00:01:17,064 | 00:01:19,493 | Rory's quitting Yale. What?! | Rory's quitting Yale. What?! |
23 | 00:01:18,233 | 00:01:19,633 | and I've come to a decision. | and I've come to a decision. |
24 | 00:01:19,533 | 00:01:21,761 | Everything's falling apart. I messed everything up. | Everything's falling apart. I messed everything up. |
25 | 00:01:19,663 | 00:01:21,062 | We need a plan. | We need a plan. |
26 | 00:01:21,102 | 00:01:25,699 | But [exhales] we... I had a plan. | But [exhales] we... I had a plan. |
27 | 00:01:21,801 | 00:01:23,540 | I just don't know what to do. | I just don't know what to do. |
28 | 00:01:23,570 | 00:01:25,609 | Rory will be taking some time off from Yale. | Rory will be taking some time off from Yale. |
29 | 00:01:25,639 | 00:01:27,638 | She will be moving into the pool house here with us. | She will be moving into the pool house here with us. |
30 | 00:01:25,729 | 00:01:29,067 | You changed the plan. Plan's gone, baby. | You changed the plan. Plan's gone, baby. |
31 | 00:01:27,668 | 00:01:30,237 | And then, after a suitable time has passed, | And then, after a suitable time has passed, |
32 | 00:01:29,097 | 00:01:30,506 | I don't appreciate your tone. | I don't appreciate your tone. |
33 | 00:01:30,277 | 00:01:32,675 | we will revisit the subject of her returning to school. | we will revisit the subject of her returning to school. |
34 | 00:01:30,536 | 00:01:33,035 | Apparently the proper tone went out with the plan. | Apparently the proper tone went out with the plan. |
35 | 00:01:32,705 | 00:01:33,904 | Your mom and I are engaged. | Your mom and I are engaged. |
36 | 00:01:33,075 | 00:01:35,374 | Do you understand? Rory's not headed back to school. | Do you understand? Rory's not headed back to school. |
37 | 00:01:33,944 | 00:01:35,114 | Engaged? | Engaged? |
38 | 00:01:35,144 | 00:01:37,013 | So I guess congratulations are in order? | So I guess congratulations are in order? |
39 | 00:01:35,404 | 00:01:36,703 | Not yet, anyhow. | Not yet, anyhow. |
40 | 00:01:36,733 | 00:01:38,802 | Not yet? Not now, not ever. | Not yet? Not now, not ever. |
41 | 00:01:37,043 | 00:01:38,082 | So how are things at the new digs? | So how are things at the new digs? |
42 | 00:01:38,112 | 00:01:39,611 | You guys set a date yet? | You guys set a date yet? |
43 | 00:01:38,842 | 00:01:41,470 | Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. | Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. |
44 | 00:01:39,641 | 00:01:42,640 | A job's opened up at our d.A.R. Office. | A job's opened up at our d.A.R. Office. |
45 | 00:01:41,510 | 00:01:45,078 | First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. | First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. |
46 | 00:01:42,680 | 00:01:44,718 | Your big plan for Rory... How's that going, dad? | Your big plan for Rory... How's that going, dad? |
47 | 00:01:44,748 | 00:01:45,848 | Is she back at Yale? | Is she back at Yale? |
48 | 00:01:45,108 | 00:01:47,347 | Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns 25, | Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns 25, |
49 | 00:01:45,878 | 00:01:47,237 | No, she's not. | No, she's not. |
50 | 00:01:47,277 | 00:01:49,046 | What exactly happened at that paper, mitchum? | What exactly happened at that paper, mitchum? |
51 | 00:01:47,377 | 00:01:48,806 | but I say we tell her | but I say we tell her |
52 | 00:01:48,846 | 00:01:51,245 | it's contingent on her returning to Yale. | it's contingent on her returning to Yale. |
53 | 00:01:49,076 | 00:01:51,575 | I did what I do with everyone. I called it like I saw it. | I did what I do with everyone. I called it like I saw it. |
54 | 00:01:51,275 | 00:01:53,144 | Or we can use the opposite approach, | Or we can use the opposite approach, |
55 | 00:01:53,184 | 00:01:54,513 | if you think it's better. | if you think it's better. |
56 | 00:01:54,543 | 00:01:56,112 | Maybe we offer her a car | Maybe we offer her a car |
57 | 00:01:56,142 | 00:01:58,081 | or the down payment on a town house. | or the down payment on a town house. |
58 | 00:01:58,111 | 00:01:59,650 | Or I'll buy her the town house. | Or I'll buy her the town house. |
59 | 00:01:59,680 | 00:02:01,649 | If there's something in it for her, | If there's something in it for her, |
60 | 00:02:01,679 | 00:02:03,818 | maybe we can get her to change her mind. | maybe we can get her to change her mind. |
61 | 00:02:03,848 | 00:02:05,617 | Thank you for the Dollhouse, dad. | Thank you for the Dollhouse, dad. |
62 | 00:02:05,647 | 00:02:07,456 | It's greatly appreciated. | It's greatly appreciated. |
63 | 00:02:07,486 | 00:02:09,684 | I don't believe this. Aren't you listening to me? | I don't believe this. Aren't you listening to me? |
64 | 00:02:09,714 | 00:02:11,323 | Uh, no. | Uh, no. |
65 | 00:02:11,353 | 00:02:13,622 | Lorelai, Rory is turning 21 years old in 10 days. | Lorelai, Rory is turning 21 years old in 10 days. |
66 | 00:02:13,652 | 00:02:15,051 | Do you realize that? | Do you realize that? |
67 | 00:02:15,091 | 00:02:16,720 | Yes, dad, I realize it. | Yes, dad, I realize it. |
68 | 00:02:16,750 | 00:02:19,289 | She's 21. That's not a child. | She's 21. That's not a child. |
69 | 00:02:19,319 | 00:02:21,488 | 21-year-olds need to be working towards something. | 21-year-olds need to be working towards something. |
70 | 00:02:21,528 | 00:02:23,357 | Rory will figure it out. | Rory will figure it out. |
71 | 00:02:23,397 | 00:02:26,625 | Oh, please, she's 21. I couldn't tie my shoe at 21. | Oh, please, she's 21. I couldn't tie my shoe at 21. |
72 | 00:02:26,655 | 00:02:29,193 | Well, Rory's advanced. She had the shoe thing down at 3. | Well, Rory's advanced. She had the shoe thing down at 3. |
73 | 00:02:29,223 | 00:02:30,662 | I'm getting a little tired... | I'm getting a little tired... |
74 | 00:02:30,692 | 00:02:32,731 | No, I'm getting a little tired of this conversation. | No, I'm getting a little tired of this conversation. |
75 | 00:02:32,761 | 00:02:35,130 | I'm not interested in your plan. | I'm not interested in your plan. |
76 | 00:02:35,160 | 00:02:38,228 | I'm not going to bribe my daughter with cars and money, | I'm not going to bribe my daughter with cars and money, |
77 | 00:02:38,268 | 00:02:40,137 | mainly because it wouldn't work, | mainly because it wouldn't work, |
78 | 00:02:40,167 | 00:02:42,636 | and if you'd ever met Rory, you would know it wouldn't work. | and if you'd ever met Rory, you would know it wouldn't work. |
79 | 00:02:42,666 | 00:02:45,364 | Rory can't be bought, and I'm not gonna try and buy her. | Rory can't be bought, and I'm not gonna try and buy her. |
80 | 00:02:45,404 | 00:02:47,333 | I want Rory to want to go back to school. | I want Rory to want to go back to school. |
81 | 00:02:47,373 | 00:02:49,502 | She used to love to learn and read and study. | She used to love to learn and read and study. |
82 | 00:02:49,532 | 00:02:51,541 | And that was freakish, but it was her. | And that was freakish, but it was her. |
83 | 00:02:51,571 | 00:02:53,110 | And she's got to get herself back there. | And she's got to get herself back there. |
84 | 00:02:53,140 | 00:02:54,609 | But... | But... |
85 | 00:02:54,639 | 00:02:56,838 | No, when Rory wants help, she will ask for it. | No, when Rory wants help, she will ask for it. |
86 | 00:02:56,868 | 00:02:58,677 | And the minute she does, I will fly in faster | And the minute she does, I will fly in faster |
87 | 00:02:58,707 | 00:03:00,845 | than the gulfstream you're gonna offer to buy her next. | than the gulfstream you're gonna offer to buy her next. |
88 | 00:03:00,875 | 00:03:02,744 | But until then, I'm sorry, you're on your own. | But until then, I'm sorry, you're on your own. |
89 | 00:03:02,774 | 00:03:04,144 | Impossible girl. | Impossible girl. |
90 | 00:03:04,173 | 00:03:06,272 | My native American name, I believe. | My native American name, I believe. |
91 | 00:03:10,380 | 00:03:13,818 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
92 | 00:03:13,848 | 00:03:19,115 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
93 | 00:03:19,145 | 00:03:22,813 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
94 | 00:03:22,853 | 00:03:27,450 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
95 | 00:03:27,490 | 00:03:32,088 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
96 | 00:03:32,118 | 00:03:36,225 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
97 | 00:03:36,255 | 00:03:39,154 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
98 | 00:03:39,194 | 00:03:40,763 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
99 | 00:03:40,793 | 00:03:44,861 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
100 | 00:03:44,890 | 00:03:49,858 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
101 | 00:03:49,898 | 00:03:53,795 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
102 | 00:03:53,835 | 00:03:56,634 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
103 | 00:03:56,664 | 00:03:59,202 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
104 | 00:03:59,232 | 00:04:03,300 | ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ | ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ |
105 | 00:04:05,199 | 00:04:07,208 | unbelievable. He's unbelievable. | unbelievable. He's unbelievable. |
106 | 00:04:07,238 | 00:04:09,467 | He sure is. How did he lift this thing? | He sure is. How did he lift this thing? |
107 | 00:04:09,507 | 00:04:12,705 | Pretending like it's an accident that Rory's still floundering. | Pretending like it's an accident that Rory's still floundering. |
108 | 00:04:12,735 | 00:04:14,244 | Nothing's an accident. | Nothing's an accident. |
109 | 00:04:14,274 | 00:04:16,143 | He caused this. He made this happen. | He caused this. He made this happen. |
110 | 00:04:16,173 | 00:04:17,572 | It must weigh a thousand pounds. | It must weigh a thousand pounds. |
111 | 00:04:17,612 | 00:04:19,111 | That was a low blow, | That was a low blow, |
112 | 00:04:19,141 | 00:04:21,110 | bringing up Rory's birthday like that. | bringing up Rory's birthday like that. |
113 | 00:04:21,140 | 00:04:23,249 | "She's turning 21, Lorelai. Did you know that?" | "She's turning 21, Lorelai. Did you know that?" |
114 | 00:04:23,279 | 00:04:25,208 | [ Scoffs ] Of course I know that. | [ Scoffs ] Of course I know that. |
115 | 00:04:25,248 | 00:04:26,707 | I was there when she was turning nothing. | I was there when she was turning nothing. |
116 | 00:04:26,747 | 00:04:28,516 | I know she's turning 21. | I know she's turning 21. |
117 | 00:04:28,546 | 00:04:31,414 | Does this thing have, like, a real foundation or something? | Does this thing have, like, a real foundation or something? |
118 | 00:04:31,444 | 00:04:33,613 | It's just like my parents, you know, to double-cross me | It's just like my parents, you know, to double-cross me |
119 | 00:04:33,653 | 00:04:36,311 | then get mad when I won't help them undo the double cross. | then get mad when I won't help them undo the double cross. |
120 | 00:04:36,351 | 00:04:38,280 | Did he have guys with him? What? | Did he have guys with him? What? |
121 | 00:04:38,320 | 00:04:40,789 | Guys to help him lift this thing. No, no guys. | Guys to help him lift this thing. No, no guys. |
122 | 00:04:40,819 | 00:04:43,457 | No guys? Your dad is Hercules. | No guys? Your dad is Hercules. |
123 | 00:04:43,487 | 00:04:48,255 | We had plans. [ Grunts ] What? | We had plans. [ Grunts ] What? |
124 | 00:04:48,285 | 00:04:51,293 | We were gonna go to Atlantic city. | We were gonna go to Atlantic city. |
125 | 00:04:51,323 | 00:04:55,361 | We were gonna sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, | We were gonna sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, |
126 | 00:04:55,391 | 00:04:57,689 | we were gonna order martinis, | we were gonna order martinis, |
127 | 00:04:57,729 | 00:05:01,397 | and we were gonna be playing 21 when she turned 21. | and we were gonna be playing 21 when she turned 21. |
128 | 00:05:01,427 | 00:05:03,326 | And then hopefully we'd win, | And then hopefully we'd win, |
129 | 00:05:03,366 | 00:05:06,764 | and we'd take our winnings and we'd buy 21 things. | and we'd take our winnings and we'd buy 21 things. |
130 | 00:05:06,794 | 00:05:09,563 | And then there was a thing about 21 guys | And then there was a thing about 21 guys |
131 | 00:05:09,593 | 00:05:11,661 | that wouldn't really be appropriate anymore | that wouldn't really be appropriate anymore |
132 | 00:05:11,701 | 00:05:14,200 | since the engagement, | since the engagement, |
133 | 00:05:14,230 | 00:05:16,669 | but it was a good plan. | but it was a good plan. |
134 | 00:05:16,699 | 00:05:19,397 | She probably doesn't even remember the plan. | She probably doesn't even remember the plan. |
135 | 00:05:19,437 | 00:05:21,366 | She remembers the plan. | She remembers the plan. |
136 | 00:05:21,406 | 00:05:23,305 | It wasn't like we talked about it every day. | It wasn't like we talked about it every day. |
137 | 00:05:23,335 | 00:05:24,734 | It was just something we thought of. | It was just something we thought of. |
138 | 00:05:24,774 | 00:05:26,533 | She remembers the plan. | She remembers the plan. |
139 | 00:05:26,573 | 00:05:29,341 | I'm hungry. I'm ordering pizza. | I'm hungry. I'm ordering pizza. |
140 | 00:05:32,540 | 00:05:34,409 | The top comes off. | The top comes off. |
141 | 00:05:36,378 | 00:05:37,747 | Of course it does. | Of course it does. |
142 | 00:05:40,915 | 00:05:43,214 | [ Footsteps approaching ] | [ Footsteps approaching ] |
143 | 00:05:46,812 | 00:05:49,150 | Happy birthday, little girl. | Happy birthday, little girl. |
144 | 00:05:49,180 | 00:05:50,579 | Hey. | Hey. |
145 | 00:05:50,619 | 00:05:53,788 | I can't believe how fast you're growing up. | I can't believe how fast you're growing up. |
146 | 00:05:53,818 | 00:05:56,516 | Really? Feels slow. | Really? Feels slow. |
147 | 00:05:56,546 | 00:05:58,385 | Trust me, it's fast. | Trust me, it's fast. |
148 | 00:05:58,415 | 00:06:01,583 | So, what do you think of your life so far? | So, what do you think of your life so far? |
149 | 00:06:01,623 | 00:06:03,292 | I think it's pretty good. | I think it's pretty good. |
150 | 00:06:03,322 | 00:06:04,921 | Any complaints? | Any complaints? |
151 | 00:06:04,951 | 00:06:07,620 | I'd like that whole humidity thing to go away. | I'd like that whole humidity thing to go away. |
152 | 00:06:07,660 | 00:06:09,419 | I'll work on that. | I'll work on that. |
153 | 00:06:09,459 | 00:06:11,827 | So, do I look older? Oh, yeah. | So, do I look older? Oh, yeah. |
154 | 00:06:11,857 | 00:06:15,326 | Walk into Denny's before 5:00, you got yourself a discount. | Walk into Denny's before 5:00, you got yourself a discount. |
155 | 00:06:15,355 | 00:06:16,525 | Good deal. | Good deal. |
156 | 00:06:16,555 | 00:06:19,493 | So, you know what I think? What? | So, you know what I think? What? |
157 | 00:06:19,523 | 00:06:21,632 | I think you're a great, cool kid | I think you're a great, cool kid |
158 | 00:06:21,662 | 00:06:24,530 | and the best friend a girl could have. | and the best friend a girl could have. |
159 | 00:06:24,560 | 00:06:26,159 | Back at ya. | Back at ya. |
160 | 00:06:26,199 | 00:06:28,628 | And it's so hard to believe | And it's so hard to believe |
161 | 00:06:28,668 | 00:06:31,896 | that, at exactly this time many moons ago, | that, at exactly this time many moons ago, |
162 | 00:06:31,936 | 00:06:35,604 | I was lying in exactly the same position. | I was lying in exactly the same position. |
163 | 00:06:35,634 | 00:06:37,333 | Oh, boy, here we go. | Oh, boy, here we go. |
164 | 00:06:37,373 | 00:06:39,502 | Only I had a fat stomach and huge ankles | Only I had a fat stomach and huge ankles |
165 | 00:06:39,532 | 00:06:41,441 | and I was swearing like a sailor... | and I was swearing like a sailor... |
166 | 00:06:41,471 | 00:06:42,700 | on leave. | on leave. |
167 | 00:06:42,740 | 00:06:44,909 | On leave, right. And there I was... | On leave, right. And there I was... |
168 | 00:06:44,939 | 00:06:46,608 | In labor... | In labor... |
169 | 00:06:46,638 | 00:06:48,707 | And while there's some who call it | And while there's some who call it |
170 | 00:06:48,737 | 00:06:51,405 | the most meaningful experience of their life... | the most meaningful experience of their life... |
171 | 00:06:51,445 | 00:06:53,544 | you compare it to something more akin | you compare it to something more akin |
172 | 00:06:53,574 | 00:06:56,172 | to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite. | to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite. |
173 | 00:06:56,212 | 00:06:57,582 | Right. | Right. |
174 | 00:06:57,612 | 00:07:01,280 | I wonder if the waltons ever did this. | I wonder if the waltons ever did this. |
175 | 00:07:02,949 | 00:07:04,348 | What? | What? |
176 | 00:07:04,378 | 00:07:05,577 | I just had a dream | I just had a dream |
177 | 00:07:05,617 | 00:07:08,585 | that Madeleine albright was my mother. | that Madeleine albright was my mother. |
178 | 00:07:08,615 | 00:07:10,414 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
179 | 00:07:12,713 | 00:07:14,582 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
180 | 00:07:21,818 | 00:07:23,287 | Hey, there. | Hey, there. |
181 | 00:07:23,327 | 00:07:24,626 | Oh, hi, sugar. | Oh, hi, sugar. |
182 | 00:07:24,656 | 00:07:26,385 | Couldn't see you over the bags. | Couldn't see you over the bags. |
183 | 00:07:26,425 | 00:07:27,595 | Wow, you got a lot of stuff there. | Wow, you got a lot of stuff there. |
184 | 00:07:27,625 | 00:07:29,354 | You hunkering down for winter? | You hunkering down for winter? |
185 | 00:07:29,394 | 00:07:31,393 | Nah, we're getting our supplies for our gallows. | Nah, we're getting our supplies for our gallows. |
186 | 00:07:31,423 | 00:07:34,531 | Oh, yeah, you're gonna hang morey again? Do it every year. | Oh, yeah, you're gonna hang morey again? Do it every year. |
187 | 00:07:34,561 | 00:07:35,930 | You're always the hit of the neighborhood. | You're always the hit of the neighborhood. |
188 | 00:07:35,960 | 00:07:37,629 | What about you, honey? What are you gonna do? | What about you, honey? What are you gonna do? |
189 | 00:07:37,659 | 00:07:39,258 | You know, the same thing I always do. | You know, the same thing I always do. |
190 | 00:07:39,298 | 00:07:40,697 | Oh. | Oh. |
191 | 00:07:40,727 | 00:07:42,726 | Gonna hang caramel apples from the tree again? | Gonna hang caramel apples from the tree again? |
192 | 00:07:42,766 | 00:07:44,535 | The kids love 'em. Yeah. | The kids love 'em. Yeah. |
193 | 00:07:44,565 | 00:07:46,294 | They're not that scary. | They're not that scary. |
194 | 00:07:46,334 | 00:07:48,733 | Well, to a diabetic, they're downright terrifying. | Well, to a diabetic, they're downright terrifying. |
195 | 00:07:48,763 | 00:07:51,701 | Huh? Okay. Caramel apples. | Huh? Okay. Caramel apples. |
196 | 00:07:51,731 | 00:07:53,600 | And I will be handing out candy, | And I will be handing out candy, |
197 | 00:07:53,640 | 00:07:55,369 | which, you know, is the entire point of Halloween. | which, you know, is the entire point of Halloween. |
198 | 00:07:55,399 | 00:07:57,968 | Sure, honey. Well, we got a lot to do. | Sure, honey. Well, we got a lot to do. |
199 | 00:07:58,007 | 00:07:59,906 | We got to go. No rest for the doomed. | We got to go. No rest for the doomed. |
200 | 00:07:59,936 | 00:08:01,705 | See you later. | See you later. |
201 | 00:08:01,735 | 00:08:03,904 | You know, I-I-I bought a haunted house cd | You know, I-I-I bought a haunted house cd |
202 | 00:08:03,944 | 00:08:05,773 | to play in the background. | to play in the background. |
203 | 00:08:13,379 | 00:08:14,878 | What time is our reservation? | What time is our reservation? |
204 | 00:08:14,908 | 00:08:16,707 | Now. Oh. | Now. Oh. |
205 | 00:08:16,747 | 00:08:18,846 | It's amazing what happens when you can't find your keys. | It's amazing what happens when you can't find your keys. |
206 | 00:08:18,876 | 00:08:21,314 | I think we should order in tonight. | I think we should order in tonight. |
207 | 00:08:21,344 | 00:08:23,613 | And the purse is down. | And the purse is down. |
208 | 00:08:23,653 | 00:08:25,252 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
209 | 00:08:25,282 | 00:08:26,711 | Who is it? | Who is it? |
210 | 00:08:26,751 | 00:08:28,680 | Emily Gilmore. | Emily Gilmore. |
211 | 00:08:28,720 | 00:08:30,519 | [ Both chuckle ] | [ Both chuckle ] |
212 | 00:08:30,549 | 00:08:31,848 | Coming, grandma. | Coming, grandma. |
213 | 00:08:37,555 | 00:08:40,324 | I'm so sorry to bother you, Rory. | I'm so sorry to bother you, Rory. |
214 | 00:08:40,354 | 00:08:41,953 | Hello, Logan. Hello, Emily. | Hello, Logan. Hello, Emily. |
215 | 00:08:41,993 | 00:08:43,762 | Rory, could you check your closets? | Rory, could you check your closets? |
216 | 00:08:43,792 | 00:08:45,960 | The maid hung up your dry cleaning today | The maid hung up your dry cleaning today |
217 | 00:08:45,990 | 00:08:48,789 | and I am missing a blouse, and I want to know whether or not | and I am missing a blouse, and I want to know whether or not |
218 | 00:08:48,829 | 00:08:50,958 | to add this to the list of reasons I'm firing her. | to add this to the list of reasons I'm firing her. |
219 | 00:08:50,998 | 00:08:53,596 | Of course. I'll be right back. Thank you, Rory. | Of course. I'll be right back. Thank you, Rory. |
220 | 00:08:53,626 | 00:08:55,295 | I'm so exhausted with incompetent people, | I'm so exhausted with incompetent people, |
221 | 00:08:55,325 | 00:08:56,924 | I don't know what to do anymore. | I don't know what to do anymore. |
222 | 00:08:56,964 | 00:08:59,593 | I feel like every person I hire immediately gets hit in the head | I feel like every person I hire immediately gets hit in the head |
223 | 00:08:59,633 | 00:09:02,831 | with a mallet on their way out of the employment office. | with a mallet on their way out of the employment office. |
224 | 00:09:02,861 | 00:09:04,530 | Do you have anything special planned | Do you have anything special planned |
225 | 00:09:04,570 | 00:09:05,999 | for Rory's birthday next week? | for Rory's birthday next week? |
226 | 00:09:06,029 | 00:09:08,398 | Uh... no, no plans. | Uh... no, no plans. |
227 | 00:09:08,438 | 00:09:11,766 | Oh, good, because I would love to throw her a party here. | Oh, good, because I would love to throw her a party here. |
228 | 00:09:11,806 | 00:09:13,635 | A 21st birthday is so special. | A 21st birthday is so special. |
229 | 00:09:13,675 | 00:09:16,573 | But I didn't want to order 12 pounds of crab legs | But I didn't want to order 12 pounds of crab legs |
230 | 00:09:16,603 | 00:09:18,942 | if you had plans to whisk her off to santorini. | if you had plans to whisk her off to santorini. |
231 | 00:09:18,972 | 00:09:20,611 | No whisking plans in the works. | No whisking plans in the works. |
232 | 00:09:20,641 | 00:09:23,539 | Sorry, grandma, your blouse isn't in there. | Sorry, grandma, your blouse isn't in there. |
233 | 00:09:23,579 | 00:09:26,777 | Say, Rory, how would you like a birthday party next week? | Say, Rory, how would you like a birthday party next week? |
234 | 00:09:26,807 | 00:09:28,306 | Oh, well... | Oh, well... |
235 | 00:09:28,346 | 00:09:29,876 | It doesn't have to be a big, formal affair. | It doesn't have to be a big, formal affair. |
236 | 00:09:29,906 | 00:09:31,615 | Just something fun with your friends | Just something fun with your friends |
237 | 00:09:31,645 | 00:09:34,883 | and a few of the d.A.R. Ladies, whoever you want. | and a few of the d.A.R. Ladies, whoever you want. |
238 | 00:09:34,913 | 00:09:37,481 | Sure, grandma, a party sounds fine. | Sure, grandma, a party sounds fine. |
239 | 00:09:37,511 | 00:09:39,510 | I'll go right in and call the caterers. | I'll go right in and call the caterers. |
240 | 00:09:39,550 | 00:09:44,447 | 21 years old... Time flies, doesn't it? | 21 years old... Time flies, doesn't it? |
241 | 00:09:44,487 | 00:09:46,546 | All right, you two, back to what you were doing. | All right, you two, back to what you were doing. |
242 | 00:09:48,615 | 00:09:50,284 | Hey, grandma says. | Hey, grandma says. |
243 | 00:09:50,324 | 00:09:52,583 | So, a 21st birthday big event. I guess. | So, a 21st birthday big event. I guess. |
244 | 00:09:52,623 | 00:09:54,592 | Would've been nice if I had known about it. | Would've been nice if I had known about it. |
245 | 00:09:54,622 | 00:09:56,321 | Oh, I didn't tell you? No. | Oh, I didn't tell you? No. |
246 | 00:09:56,351 | 00:09:57,820 | I'm just not into birthdays. | I'm just not into birthdays. |
247 | 00:09:57,860 | 00:09:59,619 | You're not into birthdays? | You're not into birthdays? |
248 | 00:09:59,659 | 00:10:02,027 | You, who wore green head to toe on St. Patrick's day | You, who wore green head to toe on St. Patrick's day |
249 | 00:10:02,057 | 00:10:03,726 | and bunny ears on easter? | and bunny ears on easter? |
250 | 00:10:03,756 | 00:10:05,655 | I have stock in hallmark. What's up, ace? | I have stock in hallmark. What's up, ace? |
251 | 00:10:05,695 | 00:10:07,794 | We should call the restaurant if we still want to eat there. | We should call the restaurant if we still want to eat there. |
252 | 00:10:07,824 | 00:10:11,662 | Ace. I'm just not excited about this particular birthday. | Ace. I'm just not excited about this particular birthday. |
253 | 00:10:11,692 | 00:10:12,631 | Why not? | Why not? |
254 | 00:10:12,661 | 00:10:14,730 | Because I'm turning 21. | Because I'm turning 21. |
255 | 00:10:14,760 | 00:10:16,499 | Yes? | Yes? |
256 | 00:10:16,529 | 00:10:19,298 | My mom and I have been planning for my 21st birthday since... | My mom and I have been planning for my 21st birthday since... |
257 | 00:10:19,328 | 00:10:20,997 | Well, my first memory is kindergarten, | Well, my first memory is kindergarten, |
258 | 00:10:21,037 | 00:10:23,735 | but I have a feeling she was talking about it before then. | but I have a feeling she was talking about it before then. |
259 | 00:10:23,765 | 00:10:26,604 | We had this whole big thing planned. Yeah? | We had this whole big thing planned. Yeah? |
260 | 00:10:26,634 | 00:10:28,902 | We were gonna go to Atlantic city | We were gonna go to Atlantic city |
261 | 00:10:28,932 | 00:10:31,671 | and sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, | and sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, |
262 | 00:10:31,701 | 00:10:33,909 | and we'd be playing 21 when I turned 21. | and we'd be playing 21 when I turned 21. |
263 | 00:10:33,939 | 00:10:37,278 | We were gonna drink martinis and win money and buy 21 things, | We were gonna drink martinis and win money and buy 21 things, |
264 | 00:10:37,307 | 00:10:39,436 | and there was this thing including 21 guys | and there was this thing including 21 guys |
265 | 00:10:39,476 | 00:10:41,445 | that would be totally inappropriate | that would be totally inappropriate |
266 | 00:10:41,475 | 00:10:42,644 | now that I'm with you. | now that I'm with you. |
267 | 00:10:42,674 | 00:10:45,013 | But it was a pretty big thing, and... | But it was a pretty big thing, and... |
268 | 00:10:45,043 | 00:10:47,742 | And now we're not talking, so it's not gonna happen. | And now we're not talking, so it's not gonna happen. |
269 | 00:10:47,782 | 00:10:49,481 | I'm just a little bummed. That's all. | I'm just a little bummed. That's all. |
270 | 00:10:49,511 | 00:10:50,950 | I know you miss your mom. | I know you miss your mom. |
271 | 00:10:50,980 | 00:10:53,648 | The concept's a little hard for me to grasp, | The concept's a little hard for me to grasp, |
272 | 00:10:53,678 | 00:10:54,878 | but I know you do. | but I know you do. |
273 | 00:10:54,918 | 00:10:57,386 | Well, you never got to know her. | Well, you never got to know her. |
274 | 00:10:57,416 | 00:10:58,885 | She can be pretty cool. | She can be pretty cool. |
275 | 00:10:58,915 | 00:11:01,554 | Hey, I know. I'll take you to Atlantic city. | Hey, I know. I'll take you to Atlantic city. |
276 | 00:11:01,584 | 00:11:04,422 | What? We can still play 21 when you turn 21. | What? We can still play 21 when you turn 21. |
277 | 00:11:04,452 | 00:11:05,981 | I'd still vote to put the kibosh | I'd still vote to put the kibosh |
278 | 00:11:06,021 | 00:11:07,790 | on that thing with the 21 guys. | on that thing with the 21 guys. |
279 | 00:11:07,820 | 00:11:09,749 | But other than that, I'm good to go. | But other than that, I'm good to go. |
280 | 00:11:09,789 | 00:11:11,518 | You're sweet, but it's okay. | You're sweet, but it's okay. |
281 | 00:11:11,558 | 00:11:13,927 | Come on, I'll get a car... 21 cars, if you like. | Come on, I'll get a car... 21 cars, if you like. |
282 | 00:11:13,957 | 00:11:16,885 | No, I appreciate the offer a lot, | No, I appreciate the offer a lot, |
283 | 00:11:16,925 | 00:11:19,993 | but I'll just have the party and let this birthday pass. | but I'll just have the party and let this birthday pass. |
284 | 00:11:20,023 | 00:11:21,562 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
285 | 00:11:21,592 | 00:11:23,531 | Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. | Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. |
286 | 00:11:23,561 | 00:11:25,860 | And I'm hungry. You ready to go? | And I'm hungry. You ready to go? |
287 | 00:11:25,890 | 00:11:27,999 | Where did I put my keys? | Where did I put my keys? |
288 | 00:11:28,029 | 00:11:30,627 | Oh, I think I saw them on the couch. | Oh, I think I saw them on the couch. |
289 | 00:11:30,667 | 00:11:33,266 | Here we go again. | Here we go again. |
290 | 00:11:36,734 | 00:11:38,533 | You know, when I was turning 21, | You know, when I was turning 21, |
291 | 00:11:38,563 | 00:11:40,472 | I somehow got it into my head that I simply had to have | I somehow got it into my head that I simply had to have |
292 | 00:11:40,502 | 00:11:43,440 | my invitations trimmed with real pearls. | my invitations trimmed with real pearls. |
293 | 00:11:43,470 | 00:11:44,769 | I could not be convinced | I could not be convinced |
294 | 00:11:44,799 | 00:11:47,308 | that it was at all tacky or impractical. | that it was at all tacky or impractical. |
295 | 00:11:47,338 | 00:11:49,767 | I was right, and that was the way it had to be. | I was right, and that was the way it had to be. |
296 | 00:11:49,807 | 00:11:51,476 | My mother was beside herself. | My mother was beside herself. |
297 | 00:11:51,506 | 00:11:53,345 | I never heard so much sighing in my whole life. | I never heard so much sighing in my whole life. |
298 | 00:11:53,375 | 00:11:54,674 | But in the end, | But in the end, |
299 | 00:11:54,704 | 00:11:57,342 | she found me invitations lined with real pearls, | she found me invitations lined with real pearls, |
300 | 00:11:57,372 | 00:11:59,411 | and I felt like the most important girl in the world. | and I felt like the most important girl in the world. |
301 | 00:11:59,441 | 00:12:00,780 | So, come on, tell me... | So, come on, tell me... |
302 | 00:12:00,810 | 00:12:03,809 | Which ones are your Pearl-trimmed invitations? | Which ones are your Pearl-trimmed invitations? |
303 | 00:12:03,849 | 00:12:05,578 | Rory! | Rory! |
304 | 00:12:05,608 | 00:12:07,347 | Hmm? | Hmm? |
305 | 00:12:07,377 | 00:12:08,676 | You're supposed to try them all. | You're supposed to try them all. |
306 | 00:12:08,716 | 00:12:10,075 | What? The cake. | What? The cake. |
307 | 00:12:10,115 | 00:12:11,584 | Alfonso made us those samples. | Alfonso made us those samples. |
308 | 00:12:11,614 | 00:12:13,513 | The least we can do is try them all. | The least we can do is try them all. |
309 | 00:12:13,553 | 00:12:15,712 | Oh, okay, sure. | Oh, okay, sure. |
310 | 00:12:15,752 | 00:12:18,880 | Well, I like the lace. Do you like the lace? Sure. | Well, I like the lace. Do you like the lace? Sure. |
311 | 00:12:18,920 | 00:12:20,349 | All right. The lace it is. | All right. The lace it is. |
312 | 00:12:20,389 | 00:12:21,788 | Now, the food. | Now, the food. |
313 | 00:12:21,818 | 00:12:24,617 | I think we should go buffet... Much more youthful. | I think we should go buffet... Much more youthful. |
314 | 00:12:24,657 | 00:12:26,656 | And what do you think of Sushi? | And what do you think of Sushi? |
315 | 00:12:26,686 | 00:12:28,455 | Sushi feels young, doesn't it? | Sushi feels young, doesn't it? |
316 | 00:12:28,485 | 00:12:29,854 | I certainly hope so. | I certainly hope so. |
317 | 00:12:29,884 | 00:12:31,753 | You don't want any old Sushi hanging around. | You don't want any old Sushi hanging around. |
318 | 00:12:31,793 | 00:12:33,052 | Now, we'll have a bar, | Now, we'll have a bar, |
319 | 00:12:33,092 | 00:12:35,461 | heaters on the patio to stem the crowd. | heaters on the patio to stem the crowd. |
320 | 00:12:35,491 | 00:12:37,660 | Oh, do you want a special tray-passed drink, | Oh, do you want a special tray-passed drink, |
321 | 00:12:37,689 | 00:12:39,658 | like a sidecar maybe or a gin fizz? | like a sidecar maybe or a gin fizz? |
322 | 00:12:39,688 | 00:12:42,697 | I used to love a nice gin fizz. | I used to love a nice gin fizz. |
323 | 00:12:42,727 | 00:12:45,725 | Am I boring you? No, the lace is fine. | Am I boring you? No, the lace is fine. |
324 | 00:12:45,765 | 00:12:46,894 | Rory, where is your head today? | Rory, where is your head today? |
325 | 00:12:46,924 | 00:12:48,733 | I don't know. I'm sorry. | I don't know. I'm sorry. |
326 | 00:12:48,763 | 00:12:51,502 | There are a million other details I need to go over here. | There are a million other details I need to go over here. |
327 | 00:12:51,532 | 00:12:53,670 | Would you like me to just do it myself? | Would you like me to just do it myself? |
328 | 00:12:53,700 | 00:12:55,729 | Um, sure. You've got great taste. | Um, sure. You've got great taste. |
329 | 00:12:55,769 | 00:12:57,498 | I trust you completely. | I trust you completely. |
330 | 00:12:57,538 | 00:12:58,798 | All right. | All right. |
331 | 00:12:58,838 | 00:13:00,607 | Then the only thing I need from you | Then the only thing I need from you |
332 | 00:13:00,637 | 00:13:02,565 | is a little guidance on the guest list. | is a little guidance on the guest list. |
333 | 00:13:02,605 | 00:13:05,474 | Now, I have the information for the d.A.R. Ladies, of course, | Now, I have the information for the d.A.R. Ladies, of course, |
334 | 00:13:05,504 | 00:13:07,503 | and Logan... I have Logan's information. | and Logan... I have Logan's information. |
335 | 00:13:07,543 | 00:13:10,441 | I believe I have the address of your Asian friend. | I believe I have the address of your Asian friend. |
336 | 00:13:10,471 | 00:13:12,110 | Lane. She hasn't moved? | Lane. She hasn't moved? |
337 | 00:13:12,140 | 00:13:14,978 | Not that I know of. She'll want to bring her boyfriend. | Not that I know of. She'll want to bring her boyfriend. |
338 | 00:13:15,008 | 00:13:16,837 | Her boyfriend? How wonderful. | Her boyfriend? How wonderful. |
339 | 00:13:16,877 | 00:13:18,776 | Rory's Asian friend... Lane. | Rory's Asian friend... Lane. |
340 | 00:13:18,806 | 00:13:19,846 | Has a boyfriend. | Has a boyfriend. |
341 | 00:13:19,876 | 00:13:21,475 | Now, what about Paris? | Now, what about Paris? |
342 | 00:13:21,515 | 00:13:23,584 | Are you two friends? I never really could tell. | Are you two friends? I never really could tell. |
343 | 00:13:23,614 | 00:13:25,912 | Paris should be on the list. Then Paris is on the list. | Paris should be on the list. Then Paris is on the list. |
344 | 00:13:25,942 | 00:13:27,681 | She'll want to bring her boyfriend, too. | She'll want to bring her boyfriend, too. |
345 | 00:13:27,711 | 00:13:29,780 | My goodness. I guess there's something in the air. | My goodness. I guess there's something in the air. |
346 | 00:13:29,810 | 00:13:34,517 | I have the cheevers, your cousins from bridgeport. | I have the cheevers, your cousins from bridgeport. |
347 | 00:13:34,547 | 00:13:36,846 | Now, do you want me to put your mother on this list? | Now, do you want me to put your mother on this list? |
348 | 00:13:36,886 | 00:13:38,385 | Mom? | Mom? |
349 | 00:13:38,415 | 00:13:41,384 | It's up to you. I just thought I should ask. | It's up to you. I just thought I should ask. |
350 | 00:13:41,423 | 00:13:43,083 | Yes, put mom on the list. | Yes, put mom on the list. |
351 | 00:13:43,123 | 00:13:44,922 | All right. She's on the list. | All right. She's on the list. |
352 | 00:13:44,951 | 00:13:46,850 | And the chocolate praline crunch is the cake. | And the chocolate praline crunch is the cake. |
353 | 00:13:46,890 | 00:13:49,689 | A chocolate praline crunch cake. | A chocolate praline crunch cake. |
354 | 00:13:49,719 | 00:13:51,788 | A chocolate praline crunch cake | A chocolate praline crunch cake |
355 | 00:13:51,828 | 00:13:53,896 | completely covered with pearls. | completely covered with pearls. |
356 | 00:13:53,926 | 00:13:55,855 | Ah, to be 21 again. | Ah, to be 21 again. |
357 | 00:14:04,630 | 00:14:07,629 | Wow! Looks great, guys. | Wow! Looks great, guys. |
358 | 00:14:07,669 | 00:14:10,567 | [ Laughs ] Yeah, we made it bigger this year. | [ Laughs ] Yeah, we made it bigger this year. |
359 | 00:14:10,597 | 00:14:13,505 | And we added a great new light effect to help morey's face | And we added a great new light effect to help morey's face |
360 | 00:14:13,535 | 00:14:14,935 | look more distorted when he drops | look more distorted when he drops |
361 | 00:14:14,965 | 00:14:16,704 | because, you know, when you really get hanged, | because, you know, when you really get hanged, |
362 | 00:14:16,734 | 00:14:18,003 | your eyeballs sometimes explode | your eyeballs sometimes explode |
363 | 00:14:18,033 | 00:14:19,732 | and your tongue splits down the middle. | and your tongue splits down the middle. |
364 | 00:14:19,772 | 00:14:20,871 | It's disgusting. Wanna see? | It's disgusting. Wanna see? |
365 | 00:14:20,901 | 00:14:22,900 | Uh... morey, shake a leg. | Uh... morey, shake a leg. |
366 | 00:14:22,940 | 00:14:23,969 | Okay. | Okay. |
367 | 00:14:27,737 | 00:14:29,906 | All set. | All set. |
368 | 00:14:29,936 | 00:14:32,505 | Okay! Bombs away! | Okay! Bombs away! |
369 | 00:14:34,713 | 00:14:36,742 | Now, remember, you got to twitch around a lot, | Now, remember, you got to twitch around a lot, |
370 | 00:14:36,772 | 00:14:39,441 | make the kids think you're dying real slow and painful. | make the kids think you're dying real slow and painful. |
371 | 00:14:39,481 | 00:14:41,510 | Obviously there'll be some blood shooting out, | Obviously there'll be some blood shooting out, |
372 | 00:14:41,550 | 00:14:42,879 | but you get the picture. | but you get the picture. |
373 | 00:14:42,909 | 00:14:44,518 | I-I-I do. | I-I-I do. |
374 | 00:14:44,548 | 00:14:46,817 | Babette? Tight, babe. | Babette? Tight, babe. |
375 | 00:14:46,847 | 00:14:48,016 | Do you need help, babette? | Do you need help, babette? |
376 | 00:14:48,046 | 00:14:49,985 | Oh, no, as soon as he passes out, | Oh, no, as soon as he passes out, |
377 | 00:14:50,015 | 00:14:52,683 | his muscles relax and I can slide him right out. | his muscles relax and I can slide him right out. |
378 | 00:14:52,713 | 00:14:55,452 | Okay. See you guys later. | Okay. See you guys later. |
379 | 00:15:01,818 | 00:15:03,927 | Luke, are you here? In the kitchen. | Luke, are you here? In the kitchen. |
380 | 00:15:03,957 | 00:15:06,525 | Where's Paul anka? He didn't meet me at the door. | Where's Paul anka? He didn't meet me at the door. |
381 | 00:15:06,555 | 00:15:07,755 | Peas scare him. | Peas scare him. |
382 | 00:15:07,795 | 00:15:09,524 | Really? Huh. | Really? Huh. |
383 | 00:15:09,554 | 00:15:11,063 | Peas? Cooked or raw? | Peas? Cooked or raw? |
384 | 00:15:11,093 | 00:15:13,122 | Doesn't seem pleased with either form. | Doesn't seem pleased with either form. |
385 | 00:15:13,162 | 00:15:15,930 | Okay, peas are out. What smells so good? | Okay, peas are out. What smells so good? |
386 | 00:15:15,960 | 00:15:17,959 | Fried chicken. Luke, will you marry me? | Fried chicken. Luke, will you marry me? |
387 | 00:15:17,999 | 00:15:19,698 | Set the table? | Set the table? |
388 | 00:15:19,728 | 00:15:22,896 | Okay, first, I have some very exciting news to tell you. | Okay, first, I have some very exciting news to tell you. |
389 | 00:15:22,926 | 00:15:24,665 | This year, I have decided | This year, I have decided |
390 | 00:15:24,695 | 00:15:27,434 | to do a whole new thing for Halloween. | to do a whole new thing for Halloween. |
391 | 00:15:27,464 | 00:15:29,802 | You're not gonna hang the caramel apples again? | You're not gonna hang the caramel apples again? |
392 | 00:15:29,832 | 00:15:31,601 | Caramel apples aren't scary. | Caramel apples aren't scary. |
393 | 00:15:31,631 | 00:15:33,500 | Well, what's scary is you opening your house up | Well, what's scary is you opening your house up |
394 | 00:15:33,540 | 00:15:35,499 | to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids | to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids |
395 | 00:15:35,539 | 00:15:38,837 | wearing masks that hide any identifying features. | wearing masks that hide any identifying features. |
396 | 00:15:38,867 | 00:15:41,935 | I have decided to do something totally different, | I have decided to do something totally different, |
397 | 00:15:41,975 | 00:15:43,974 | and I'm gonna need your help. | and I'm gonna need your help. |
398 | 00:15:44,004 | 00:15:45,174 | Sure. Okay. | Sure. Okay. |
399 | 00:15:45,204 | 00:15:47,412 | I want to do a skit. | I want to do a skit. |
400 | 00:15:47,442 | 00:15:49,041 | Skit? Yes, I want to be a mad scientist. | Skit? Yes, I want to be a mad scientist. |
401 | 00:15:49,071 | 00:15:51,680 | I'm gonna come out in a blood-stained lab coat | I'm gonna come out in a blood-stained lab coat |
402 | 00:15:51,710 | 00:15:55,178 | and freaky makeup and big, giant, Don King kind of hairdo, | and freaky makeup and big, giant, Don King kind of hairdo, |
403 | 00:15:55,208 | 00:15:58,176 | and I'm going to turn the whole front yard into my laboratory. | and I'm going to turn the whole front yard into my laboratory. |
404 | 00:15:58,216 | 00:16:00,485 | Wow. I'm gonna have a huge electric chair | Wow. I'm gonna have a huge electric chair |
405 | 00:16:00,515 | 00:16:02,484 | and an operating table and test tubes and wires. | and an operating table and test tubes and wires. |
406 | 00:16:02,514 | 00:16:04,882 | Sounds elaborate. You haven't heard the half of it, okay? | Sounds elaborate. You haven't heard the half of it, okay? |
407 | 00:16:04,912 | 00:16:06,881 | And so I come out and I do mad scientist "banter," | And so I come out and I do mad scientist "banter," |
408 | 00:16:06,911 | 00:16:08,920 | like, "hey, who here is from bellevue?" | like, "hey, who here is from bellevue?" |
409 | 00:16:08,950 | 00:16:11,649 | And "'girl interrupted'? That's my idea of a feel-good movie." | And "'girl interrupted'? That's my idea of a feel-good movie." |
410 | 00:16:11,689 | 00:16:13,518 | I'll work on it. | I'll work on it. |
411 | 00:16:13,558 | 00:16:15,786 | But anyway, after that, I'm gonna drag you out. What? | But anyway, after that, I'm gonna drag you out. What? |
412 | 00:16:15,816 | 00:16:18,125 | You're strapped in an electric chair, | You're strapped in an electric chair, |
413 | 00:16:18,155 | 00:16:21,193 | and I'm gonna throw the switch and totally electrocute you. | and I'm gonna throw the switch and totally electrocute you. |
414 | 00:16:21,223 | 00:16:22,123 | And you're flailing around. | And you're flailing around. |
415 | 00:16:22,153 | 00:16:23,622 | We'll rig something | We'll rig something |
416 | 00:16:23,662 | 00:16:25,621 | where smoke and sparks shoot out of your nose. | where smoke and sparks shoot out of your nose. |
417 | 00:16:25,661 | 00:16:27,090 | And then once you're dead, I'll throw you | And then once you're dead, I'll throw you |
418 | 00:16:27,120 | 00:16:29,588 | onto the operating table and I'll cut you open. | onto the operating table and I'll cut you open. |
419 | 00:16:29,628 | 00:16:31,457 | And I pull link sausages out of you | And I pull link sausages out of you |
420 | 00:16:31,497 | 00:16:33,466 | and throw them into the crowd. | and throw them into the crowd. |
421 | 00:16:33,496 | 00:16:34,865 | That's it? | That's it? |
422 | 00:16:34,895 | 00:16:37,094 | Well, I mean, we can take a bow or something, | Well, I mean, we can take a bow or something, |
423 | 00:16:37,124 | 00:16:38,693 | but, yeah, that's it. | but, yeah, that's it. |
424 | 00:16:38,733 | 00:16:41,532 | Okay. Uh, just a couple of questions here. | Okay. Uh, just a couple of questions here. |
425 | 00:16:41,562 | 00:16:44,470 | Once you've electrocuted me and I'm dead, | Once you've electrocuted me and I'm dead, |
426 | 00:16:44,500 | 00:16:47,199 | how exactly do I get to the operating table? | how exactly do I get to the operating table? |
427 | 00:16:47,229 | 00:16:49,467 | Maybe I can position the operating table | Maybe I can position the operating table |
428 | 00:16:49,497 | 00:16:50,866 | right near the electric chair | right near the electric chair |
429 | 00:16:50,906 | 00:16:53,135 | so I can just flop you over onto it after you die. | so I can just flop you over onto it after you die. |
430 | 00:16:53,165 | 00:16:55,474 | Okay, let's say we work that out. | Okay, let's say we work that out. |
431 | 00:16:55,504 | 00:16:57,173 | Now I'm on the table. | Now I'm on the table. |
432 | 00:16:57,203 | 00:16:58,872 | You're gonna cut me open with what? | You're gonna cut me open with what? |
433 | 00:16:58,902 | 00:17:00,611 | A big, rusty saw. | A big, rusty saw. |
434 | 00:17:00,641 | 00:17:02,510 | And then you're gonna pull link sausages out of me. | And then you're gonna pull link sausages out of me. |
435 | 00:17:02,540 | 00:17:06,208 | Real slow and creepy like. Okay, great. Last question. | Real slow and creepy like. Okay, great. Last question. |
436 | 00:17:06,238 | 00:17:08,047 | Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit | Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit |
437 | 00:17:08,077 | 00:17:09,506 | where you electrocute me, cut me open, | where you electrocute me, cut me open, |
438 | 00:17:09,546 | 00:17:11,045 | and pull link sausages out of me? | and pull link sausages out of me? |
439 | 00:17:11,075 | 00:17:12,574 | 'Cause I'm thinking they're right up there | 'Cause I'm thinking they're right up there |
440 | 00:17:12,614 | 00:17:14,213 | with pia zadora making a big comeback. | with pia zadora making a big comeback. |
441 | 00:17:14,243 | 00:17:15,782 | Oh, come on. This will be fun. | Oh, come on. This will be fun. |
442 | 00:17:15,812 | 00:17:17,651 | No way, not happening. | No way, not happening. |
443 | 00:17:17,681 | 00:17:19,150 | But this is our first Halloween | But this is our first Halloween |
444 | 00:17:19,180 | 00:17:20,820 | as a full-blown, committed, soon-to-be-married couple. | as a full-blown, committed, soon-to-be-married couple. |
445 | 00:17:20,850 | 00:17:23,218 | We need to start our own traditions. | We need to start our own traditions. |
446 | 00:17:23,248 | 00:17:25,787 | I'll build you the chair, help with the test tubes, and then I'm done. | I'll build you the chair, help with the test tubes, and then I'm done. |
447 | 00:17:25,817 | 00:17:28,085 | You would be so scary with smoke coming out of your nose. | You would be so scary with smoke coming out of your nose. |
448 | 00:17:28,115 | 00:17:29,784 | I really want to see that. | I really want to see that. |
449 | 00:17:29,814 | 00:17:31,823 | We're gonna be together the rest of our lives, | We're gonna be together the rest of our lives, |
450 | 00:17:31,853 | 00:17:33,692 | so odds are you will. | so odds are you will. |
451 | 00:17:33,722 | 00:17:35,151 | Chicken's burning. I got to concentrate. | Chicken's burning. I got to concentrate. |
452 | 00:17:35,191 | 00:17:37,690 | Why don't you go find your psychotic dog? | Why don't you go find your psychotic dog? |
453 | 00:17:37,720 | 00:17:40,858 | Okay, but this discussion is not over. | Okay, but this discussion is not over. |
454 | 00:17:40,888 | 00:17:43,697 | Here, Paul anka. Mommy's got your broccoli. | Here, Paul anka. Mommy's got your broccoli. |
455 | 00:17:51,532 | 00:17:53,061 | Out. | Out. |
456 | 00:17:53,091 | 00:17:55,500 | I can't believe you're not gonna come in. | I can't believe you're not gonna come in. |
457 | 00:17:55,530 | 00:17:56,959 | I told you I'm meeting my father | I told you I'm meeting my father |
458 | 00:17:56,999 | 00:17:59,468 | at 7:30 in the morning in New York. | at 7:30 in the morning in New York. |
459 | 00:17:59,498 | 00:18:01,237 | I loved the dinner tonight. I'm glad. | I loved the dinner tonight. I'm glad. |
460 | 00:18:01,267 | 00:18:02,736 | I've never had Sri Lankan food before. | I've never had Sri Lankan food before. |
461 | 00:18:02,766 | 00:18:04,205 | I thought you'd like it. | I thought you'd like it. |
462 | 00:18:04,235 | 00:18:06,004 | And I appreciate you lying to me and answering "chicken" | And I appreciate you lying to me and answering "chicken" |
463 | 00:18:06,034 | 00:18:08,103 | every time I asked you what I was eating. | every time I asked you what I was eating. |
464 | 00:18:08,133 | 00:18:10,841 | 15 courses... one of them was bound to be chicken. And that dessert. | 15 courses... one of them was bound to be chicken. And that dessert. |
465 | 00:18:10,871 | 00:18:12,900 | Do you really think you can keep talking long enough | Do you really think you can keep talking long enough |
466 | 00:18:12,940 | 00:18:14,539 | I forget I can't come in? | I forget I can't come in? |
467 | 00:18:14,569 | 00:18:15,908 | I've seen my mom do it before. | I've seen my mom do it before. |
468 | 00:18:15,938 | 00:18:17,707 | I thought maybe it was a family trait. | I thought maybe it was a family trait. |
469 | 00:18:21,105 | 00:18:23,814 | Just for an hour. No. | Just for an hour. No. |
470 | 00:18:26,872 | 00:18:28,711 | Half an hour? No. | Half an hour? No. |
471 | 00:18:28,741 | 00:18:29,980 | 15 minutes? No. | 15 minutes? No. |
472 | 00:18:30,010 | 00:18:31,610 | Okay, an hour. | Okay, an hour. |
473 | 00:18:31,650 | 00:18:33,778 | You're getting better at this. | You're getting better at this. |
474 | 00:18:39,085 | 00:18:41,584 | Ow, you bit my lip. | Ow, you bit my lip. |
475 | 00:18:41,614 | 00:18:43,953 | I didn't mean to startle you two. | I didn't mean to startle you two. |
476 | 00:18:43,983 | 00:18:47,750 | I heard a noise out here and just came to check it out. | I heard a noise out here and just came to check it out. |
477 | 00:18:47,790 | 00:18:49,250 | Everything all right? | Everything all right? |
478 | 00:18:49,290 | 00:18:50,889 | I was just dropping Rory off. | I was just dropping Rory off. |
479 | 00:18:50,919 | 00:18:51,858 | Hi, grandpa. | Hi, grandpa. |
480 | 00:18:51,888 | 00:18:53,827 | Hello, Rory. | Hello, Rory. |
481 | 00:18:53,857 | 00:18:56,555 | Well, I'll just say good night, then. | Well, I'll just say good night, then. |
482 | 00:18:56,585 | 00:18:57,495 | Good night, grandpa. | Good night, grandpa. |
483 | 00:18:57,525 | 00:18:59,224 | Good night, Richard. | Good night, Richard. |
484 | 00:19:01,193 | 00:19:02,722 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
485 | 00:19:02,762 | 00:19:04,561 | Was it the mortigans' dalmatian | Was it the mortigans' dalmatian |
486 | 00:19:04,591 | 00:19:06,990 | trying to mate with our lion statues again? | trying to mate with our lion statues again? |
487 | 00:19:07,030 | 00:19:08,729 | No, it was not the mortigans' dalmatian. | No, it was not the mortigans' dalmatian. |
488 | 00:19:08,759 | 00:19:10,498 | It was Rory and Logan. | It was Rory and Logan. |
489 | 00:19:10,528 | 00:19:12,027 | How natural selection hasn't wiped out dogs like that, | How natural selection hasn't wiped out dogs like that, |
490 | 00:19:12,067 | 00:19:13,596 | I'll never know. | I'll never know. |
491 | 00:19:13,636 | 00:19:15,265 | Rory and Logan? It was Rory and Logan. | Rory and Logan? It was Rory and Logan. |
492 | 00:19:15,295 | 00:19:17,863 | They just came home. Logan was dropping Rory off. | They just came home. Logan was dropping Rory off. |
493 | 00:19:17,903 | 00:19:20,732 | Well, that's nice. Oh, look at this bedroom set. | Well, that's nice. Oh, look at this bedroom set. |
494 | 00:19:20,772 | 00:19:22,771 | Richard, you would love these pillows. | Richard, you would love these pillows. |
495 | 00:19:22,801 | 00:19:24,740 | Seems I interrupted their goodbyes. | Seems I interrupted their goodbyes. |
496 | 00:19:24,770 | 00:19:27,538 | Richard, now they're going to think we were spying on them. | Richard, now they're going to think we were spying on them. |
497 | 00:19:27,568 | 00:19:29,737 | This settee is lovely, also. | This settee is lovely, also. |
498 | 00:19:29,767 | 00:19:32,505 | They were engaged in a round of serious necking. | They were engaged in a round of serious necking. |
499 | 00:19:32,535 | 00:19:33,944 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
500 | 00:19:33,974 | 00:19:36,003 | You know exactly what I mean. | You know exactly what I mean. |
501 | 00:19:36,043 | 00:19:38,672 | You know, Richard, Rory's growing up. Mm-hmm. | You know, Richard, Rory's growing up. Mm-hmm. |
502 | 00:19:38,712 | 00:19:40,810 | She's turning 21 next week. | She's turning 21 next week. |
503 | 00:19:40,840 | 00:19:42,140 | Is that what the flotilla of party planners | Is that what the flotilla of party planners |
504 | 00:19:42,180 | 00:19:43,679 | outside our door was about? | outside our door was about? |
505 | 00:19:43,709 | 00:19:46,177 | Logan is certainly a very experienced young man. | Logan is certainly a very experienced young man. |
506 | 00:19:46,207 | 00:19:48,546 | Man of the world, Emily, man of the world. | Man of the world, Emily, man of the world. |
507 | 00:19:48,576 | 00:19:51,614 | You know, Richard, it might be that time. What time? | You know, Richard, it might be that time. What time? |
508 | 00:19:51,644 | 00:19:54,113 | She might be getting ready to have relations with that boy. | She might be getting ready to have relations with that boy. |
509 | 00:19:54,153 | 00:19:56,681 | Have you seen the size of that sports car of his? | Have you seen the size of that sports car of his? |
510 | 00:19:56,711 | 00:19:58,620 | There's no room to cross your legs, | There's no room to cross your legs, |
511 | 00:19:58,650 | 00:19:59,880 | much less anything else. | much less anything else. |
512 | 00:19:59,920 | 00:20:01,749 | The car is not the only place | The car is not the only place |
513 | 00:20:01,789 | 00:20:03,248 | they're getting affectionate, Richard. | they're getting affectionate, Richard. |
514 | 00:20:03,288 | 00:20:05,616 | I walked in on them the other day in the pool house. | I walked in on them the other day in the pool house. |
515 | 00:20:05,656 | 00:20:07,156 | They were very cozy on the couch, | They were very cozy on the couch, |
516 | 00:20:07,186 | 00:20:09,184 | and they certainly weren't looking for her keys. | and they certainly weren't looking for her keys. |
517 | 00:20:09,224 | 00:20:11,193 | Do you really think? I really think. | Do you really think? I really think. |
518 | 00:20:11,223 | 00:20:14,092 | If she's getting ready to take that step, | If she's getting ready to take that step, |
519 | 00:20:14,122 | 00:20:15,661 | we have to do something. | we have to do something. |
520 | 00:20:15,691 | 00:20:17,760 | I couldn't agree more. Tomorrow. | I couldn't agree more. Tomorrow. |
521 | 00:20:17,790 | 00:20:18,859 | Tomorrow. | Tomorrow. |
522 | 00:20:20,088 | 00:20:22,797 | I am in love with this bedroom set. | I am in love with this bedroom set. |
523 | 00:20:26,065 | 00:20:27,194 | Okay, so, what kind of link sausage | Okay, so, what kind of link sausage |
524 | 00:20:27,224 | 00:20:28,833 | would you like to pull out of Luke? | would you like to pull out of Luke? |
525 | 00:20:28,863 | 00:20:30,902 | I'm not sure. Nothing too wimpy. | I'm not sure. Nothing too wimpy. |
526 | 00:20:30,932 | 00:20:33,531 | Luke's a big guy, so he needs big-guy sausage. Don't we all. | Luke's a big guy, so he needs big-guy sausage. Don't we all. |
527 | 00:20:33,571 | 00:20:35,170 | Don't make my man's sausage dirty. | Don't make my man's sausage dirty. |
528 | 00:20:35,200 | 00:20:37,868 | You could go kielbasa. That's a big-guy sausage. | You could go kielbasa. That's a big-guy sausage. |
529 | 00:20:37,898 | 00:20:39,297 | Technically, Luke hasn't agreed | Technically, Luke hasn't agreed |
530 | 00:20:39,337 | 00:20:40,906 | to let me pull anything out of him. | to let me pull anything out of him. |
531 | 00:20:40,936 | 00:20:42,805 | Small detail. Miniscule roadblock. | Small detail. Miniscule roadblock. |
532 | 00:20:42,835 | 00:20:45,234 | Well, personally, I love the Louisiana sweet sausage | Well, personally, I love the Louisiana sweet sausage |
533 | 00:20:45,274 | 00:20:46,973 | 'cause it has the nicest flavor... | 'cause it has the nicest flavor... |
534 | 00:20:47,003 | 00:20:48,872 | A little bite, but not too overwhelming. | A little bite, but not too overwhelming. |
535 | 00:20:48,902 | 00:20:50,171 | I'm not gonna eat the sausage. | I'm not gonna eat the sausage. |
536 | 00:20:50,201 | 00:20:52,240 | I'm going to pull it out of Luke. | I'm going to pull it out of Luke. |
537 | 00:20:52,270 | 00:20:54,009 | Mail just came. Oh, thanks. | Mail just came. Oh, thanks. |
538 | 00:20:54,039 | 00:20:55,808 | Well, if you're just going by looks, | Well, if you're just going by looks, |
539 | 00:20:55,838 | 00:20:57,877 | I'd go cajun because it's red. | I'd go cajun because it's red. |
540 | 00:20:57,907 | 00:20:59,146 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
541 | 00:21:01,875 | 00:21:03,844 | What's the matter? Nothing. | What's the matter? Nothing. |
542 | 00:21:03,884 | 00:21:05,682 | It's not nothing. | It's not nothing. |
543 | 00:21:05,712 | 00:21:07,911 | It's an invitation to Rory Gilmore's 21st birthday party. | It's an invitation to Rory Gilmore's 21st birthday party. |
544 | 00:21:07,951 | 00:21:09,610 | Wow. Look at all that lace. | Wow. Look at all that lace. |
545 | 00:21:09,650 | 00:21:11,619 | Man, that's a pretty invitation. Sure is. | Man, that's a pretty invitation. Sure is. |
546 | 00:21:11,649 | 00:21:13,118 | Are you going to go? | Are you going to go? |
547 | 00:21:13,148 | 00:21:15,787 | This isn't from Rory. This is from my dad via my mom. | This isn't from Rory. This is from my dad via my mom. |
548 | 00:21:15,817 | 00:21:17,146 | It is? | It is? |
549 | 00:21:17,186 | 00:21:18,955 | It's just my dad trying to manipulate me | It's just my dad trying to manipulate me |
550 | 00:21:18,985 | 00:21:20,984 | and get me involved in a plan to manipulate Rory. | and get me involved in a plan to manipulate Rory. |
551 | 00:21:21,024 | 00:21:22,883 | But you had a plan. I know. | But you had a plan. I know. |
552 | 00:21:22,923 | 00:21:24,822 | Boy, they are determined. | Boy, they are determined. |
553 | 00:21:24,852 | 00:21:26,721 | Determined, demented, de-lovely. | Determined, demented, de-lovely. |
554 | 00:21:26,751 | 00:21:28,560 | I can't believe Rory's turning 21. | I can't believe Rory's turning 21. |
555 | 00:21:28,590 | 00:21:30,588 | It seems like just yesterday she was crying | It seems like just yesterday she was crying |
556 | 00:21:30,628 | 00:21:32,188 | because you told her Charlotte bronte | because you told her Charlotte bronte |
557 | 00:21:32,227 | 00:21:34,696 | couldn't come to her sleepover because she's dead. | couldn't come to her sleepover because she's dead. |
558 | 00:21:34,726 | 00:21:36,625 | I'm gonna go check the reservation book. | I'm gonna go check the reservation book. |
559 | 00:21:36,655 | 00:21:38,064 | Too much Rory talk. | Too much Rory talk. |
560 | 00:21:38,094 | 00:21:40,693 | Oh, just a tad. It's making me bummed, so... | Oh, just a tad. It's making me bummed, so... |
561 | 00:21:40,733 | 00:21:42,991 | We could go back to our sausage talk. | We could go back to our sausage talk. |
562 | 00:21:43,031 | 00:21:44,930 | Maybe later. | Maybe later. |
563 | 00:21:47,829 | 00:21:50,797 | Oh, my god, it smells good in here. | Oh, my god, it smells good in here. |
564 | 00:21:50,837 | 00:21:52,996 | Well, I see someone got our dinner invitation. | Well, I see someone got our dinner invitation. |
565 | 00:21:53,036 | 00:21:54,665 | Yes, I did, and thank you. | Yes, I did, and thank you. |
566 | 00:21:54,705 | 00:21:56,264 | It's been weeks since I've had anything | It's been weeks since I've had anything |
567 | 00:21:56,304 | 00:21:58,073 | that hasn't been supersized for dinner. | that hasn't been supersized for dinner. |
568 | 00:21:58,103 | 00:22:00,072 | You've been so busy lately, I had to resort | You've been so busy lately, I had to resort |
569 | 00:22:00,102 | 00:22:02,201 | to pot roast and mashed potatoes to get you here. | to pot roast and mashed potatoes to get you here. |
570 | 00:22:02,241 | 00:22:03,740 | Pot roast and mashed potatoes? | Pot roast and mashed potatoes? |
571 | 00:22:03,770 | 00:22:05,269 | With baby carrots, Parker house rolls, | With baby carrots, Parker house rolls, |
572 | 00:22:05,309 | 00:22:07,308 | and ice cream sundaes for dessert. | and ice cream sundaes for dessert. |
573 | 00:22:07,338 | 00:22:09,077 | Wow. Am I dying? | Wow. Am I dying? |
574 | 00:22:09,107 | 00:22:10,906 | Would you grab that bottle of wine? | Would you grab that bottle of wine? |
575 | 00:22:10,946 | 00:22:11,775 | Sure. | Sure. |
576 | 00:22:13,974 | 00:22:17,142 | Rory, how lovely that you could join us. | Rory, how lovely that you could join us. |
577 | 00:22:17,172 | 00:22:18,781 | Do you know the reverend boatwright? | Do you know the reverend boatwright? |
578 | 00:22:18,811 | 00:22:21,580 | Uh, no. Emily: Oh, I can't believe that. | Uh, no. Emily: Oh, I can't believe that. |
579 | 00:22:21,610 | 00:22:24,078 | Reverend boatwright has been our minister for years. | Reverend boatwright has been our minister for years. |
580 | 00:22:24,118 | 00:22:26,317 | By now he's more a friend than a minister. | By now he's more a friend than a minister. |
581 | 00:22:26,347 | 00:22:28,186 | Well, it's nice to meet you, reverend boatwright. | Well, it's nice to meet you, reverend boatwright. |
582 | 00:22:28,216 | 00:22:30,085 | It's nice to meet you, too, Rory. | It's nice to meet you, too, Rory. |
583 | 00:22:30,115 | 00:22:31,814 | I hear pot roast is your favorite, too. | I hear pot roast is your favorite, too. |
584 | 00:22:31,854 | 00:22:33,083 | Yes, it is. | Yes, it is. |
585 | 00:22:33,113 | 00:22:35,322 | Rory, sit, sit. It's amazing. | Rory, sit, sit. It's amazing. |
586 | 00:22:35,352 | 00:22:37,820 | All the wonderful foods in this world, | All the wonderful foods in this world, |
587 | 00:22:37,850 | 00:22:40,589 | the greatest chefs with the most exotic ingredients, | the greatest chefs with the most exotic ingredients, |
588 | 00:22:40,619 | 00:22:42,958 | and yet this girl still wants pot roast. | and yet this girl still wants pot roast. |
589 | 00:22:42,988 | 00:22:44,327 | Roll, reverend? | Roll, reverend? |
590 | 00:22:44,357 | 00:22:46,226 | Well, thank you. Don't mind if I do. | Well, thank you. Don't mind if I do. |
591 | 00:22:46,256 | 00:22:49,094 | Hmm. I wonder where that salad is. | Hmm. I wonder where that salad is. |
592 | 00:22:49,124 | 00:22:52,022 | Will you excuse me? I'll be right back. | Will you excuse me? I'll be right back. |
593 | 00:22:52,062 | 00:22:56,030 | You know, Emily ordered some of that wonderful Irish butter. | You know, Emily ordered some of that wonderful Irish butter. |
594 | 00:22:56,060 | 00:22:57,629 | You haven't tasted rolls | You haven't tasted rolls |
595 | 00:22:57,659 | 00:23:00,128 | until you've had them with Irish butter. | until you've had them with Irish butter. |
596 | 00:23:00,158 | 00:23:03,736 | I'll be right back. | I'll be right back. |
597 | 00:23:03,766 | 00:23:05,735 | And then there were two. | And then there were two. |
598 | 00:23:05,765 | 00:23:08,663 | Your grandparents have told me a lot about you, Rory. | Your grandparents have told me a lot about you, Rory. |
599 | 00:23:08,703 | 00:23:10,972 | Oh, yeah? They're very proud of you, you know. | Oh, yeah? They're very proud of you, you know. |
600 | 00:23:11,002 | 00:23:13,170 | Well, then it's a mutual admiration society. | Well, then it's a mutual admiration society. |
601 | 00:23:13,200 | 00:23:15,669 | You have a birthday coming up next week? 21st. | You have a birthday coming up next week? 21st. |
602 | 00:23:15,699 | 00:23:18,068 | Must be wonderful being a young woman, just turning 21. | Must be wonderful being a young woman, just turning 21. |
603 | 00:23:18,108 | 00:23:21,636 | The world is out there, just waiting to be conquered. I guess so. | The world is out there, just waiting to be conquered. I guess so. |
604 | 00:23:21,676 | 00:23:24,044 | I hear you have a boyfriend. Yes. | I hear you have a boyfriend. Yes. |
605 | 00:23:24,074 | 00:23:26,773 | Ah, young love. It can be so exhilarating, so intense... | Ah, young love. It can be so exhilarating, so intense... |
606 | 00:23:26,803 | 00:23:29,071 | All those feelings rushing around inside of you. | All those feelings rushing around inside of you. |
607 | 00:23:29,111 | 00:23:32,140 | I remember being young and having all those crazy feelings. | I remember being young and having all those crazy feelings. |
608 | 00:23:32,180 | 00:23:34,049 | Oh, yeah? Oh, yes. | Oh, yeah? Oh, yes. |
609 | 00:23:34,079 | 00:23:37,207 | You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. | You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. |
610 | 00:23:37,247 | 00:23:40,645 | Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift. | Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift. |
611 | 00:23:40,685 | 00:23:43,014 | Possibly the most precious gift you possess. | Possibly the most precious gift you possess. |
612 | 00:23:43,044 | 00:23:44,313 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
613 | 00:23:44,353 | 00:23:46,911 | You want to give this gift very carefully. | You want to give this gift very carefully. |
614 | 00:23:46,951 | 00:23:49,150 | It is a gift you can give to only one man. | It is a gift you can give to only one man. |
615 | 00:23:49,180 | 00:23:52,288 | Once you give it, it's gone. You can't regift it. | Once you give it, it's gone. You can't regift it. |
616 | 00:23:52,318 | 00:23:55,087 | If you give it away too soon to the wrong man, | If you give it away too soon to the wrong man, |
617 | 00:23:55,117 | 00:23:56,956 | then when the right one does come along, | then when the right one does come along, |
618 | 00:23:56,986 | 00:23:58,855 | you have no gift to give. | you have no gift to give. |
619 | 00:23:58,885 | 00:24:01,023 | You'll have to buy him a sweater. | You'll have to buy him a sweater. |
620 | 00:24:01,053 | 00:24:02,623 | Do you understand what I'm saying? | Do you understand what I'm saying? |
621 | 00:24:02,653 | 00:24:03,922 | No. | No. |
622 | 00:24:03,962 | 00:24:06,390 | Think long and hard about when and to whom | Think long and hard about when and to whom |
623 | 00:24:06,420 | 00:24:09,259 | you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away. | you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away. |
624 | 00:24:09,289 | 00:24:11,797 | Oh. Yes. | Oh. Yes. |
625 | 00:24:11,827 | 00:24:14,096 | Oh, dear. Oh, dear, indeed. | Oh, dear. Oh, dear, indeed. |
626 | 00:24:14,126 | 00:24:18,793 | Um... well [chuckles] listen, reverend. | Um... well [chuckles] listen, reverend. |
627 | 00:24:18,833 | 00:24:21,762 | I really appreciate you taking the time out | I really appreciate you taking the time out |
628 | 00:24:21,802 | 00:24:24,630 | of what I assume is a busy day | of what I assume is a busy day |
629 | 00:24:24,670 | 00:24:28,198 | to come here and talk to me about... All of this, | to come here and talk to me about... All of this, |
630 | 00:24:28,238 | 00:24:30,197 | but, um, I'm afraid | but, um, I'm afraid |
631 | 00:24:30,237 | 00:24:32,835 | the ultimate-gift ship has sailed. | the ultimate-gift ship has sailed. |
632 | 00:24:32,865 | 00:24:34,405 | What? | What? |
633 | 00:24:34,435 | 00:24:37,103 | A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now. | A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now. |
634 | 00:24:37,133 | 00:24:40,071 | Oh. Yeah. | Oh. Yeah. |
635 | 00:24:40,101 | 00:24:41,670 | Well... | Well... |
636 | 00:24:41,710 | 00:24:43,979 | So, have you seen "the 40-year-old virgin"? | So, have you seen "the 40-year-old virgin"? |
637 | 00:24:44,009 | 00:24:45,338 | 'Cause you might like it. | 'Cause you might like it. |
638 | 00:25:07,816 | 00:25:09,255 | Well, it can't go next to the Sushi, | Well, it can't go next to the Sushi, |
639 | 00:25:09,285 | 00:25:11,684 | so I guess the cake will have to go in there. | so I guess the cake will have to go in there. |
640 | 00:25:11,723 | 00:25:13,083 | Maybe in the corner? | Maybe in the corner? |
641 | 00:25:13,123 | 00:25:15,092 | Grandma. Oh, Rory, good. | Grandma. Oh, Rory, good. |
642 | 00:25:15,122 | 00:25:17,250 | Do you think we should have a carving station | Do you think we should have a carving station |
643 | 00:25:17,290 | 00:25:19,159 | in case some people find Sushi unappealing, | in case some people find Sushi unappealing, |
644 | 00:25:19,189 | 00:25:20,688 | or will the passed hors d'oeuvres be enough? | or will the passed hors d'oeuvres be enough? |
645 | 00:25:20,728 | 00:25:22,188 | Either way. | Either way. |
646 | 00:25:22,228 | 00:25:24,996 | "Either way" is not an opinion, just for future reference. | "Either way" is not an opinion, just for future reference. |
647 | 00:25:25,026 | 00:25:27,764 | Let's have a carving station... Just beef, no Turkey. | Let's have a carving station... Just beef, no Turkey. |
648 | 00:25:27,794 | 00:25:29,164 | What happened to the pool house? | What happened to the pool house? |
649 | 00:25:29,194 | 00:25:31,133 | What do you mean? It's full of stuff. | What do you mean? It's full of stuff. |
650 | 00:25:31,163 | 00:25:33,731 | Oh, yes, the rentals... I had absolutely nowhere to put them. | Oh, yes, the rentals... I had absolutely nowhere to put them. |
651 | 00:25:33,761 | 00:25:35,100 | They said it might rain tonight, | They said it might rain tonight, |
652 | 00:25:35,130 | 00:25:36,899 | so I just put them in the pool house. | so I just put them in the pool house. |
653 | 00:25:36,929 | 00:25:38,898 | But I live in the pool house. What am I supposed to do? | But I live in the pool house. What am I supposed to do? |
654 | 00:25:38,928 | 00:25:41,297 | I packed up your things and put them in your old room upstairs. | I packed up your things and put them in your old room upstairs. |
655 | 00:25:41,337 | 00:25:42,436 | Upstairs? Uh-huh. | Upstairs? Uh-huh. |
656 | 00:25:42,466 | 00:25:43,965 | The room right next to ours. | The room right next to ours. |
657 | 00:25:44,005 | 00:25:46,034 | We can knock secret-code messages to each other | We can knock secret-code messages to each other |
658 | 00:25:46,064 | 00:25:47,363 | like we're in camp. | like we're in camp. |
659 | 00:25:47,403 | 00:25:49,372 | No, I didn't tell you to put that there. | No, I didn't tell you to put that there. |
660 | 00:25:49,402 | 00:25:50,941 | You're fired. | You're fired. |
661 | 00:25:50,971 | 00:25:52,700 | Grandma, has mom rsvp'ed? | Grandma, has mom rsvp'ed? |
662 | 00:25:52,740 | 00:25:55,009 | I don't know, Rory. Check the list. | I don't know, Rory. Check the list. |
663 | 00:25:55,039 | 00:25:57,837 | Yes, out now, please. Thank you. | Yes, out now, please. Thank you. |
664 | 00:25:57,877 | 00:26:00,106 | The list says no. | The list says no. |
665 | 00:26:00,136 | 00:26:02,905 | Then I guess the answer's no. Well, that's just wrong. | Then I guess the answer's no. Well, that's just wrong. |
666 | 00:26:02,945 | 00:26:05,313 | When an invitations says "rsvp," you rsvp. | When an invitations says "rsvp," you rsvp. |
667 | 00:26:05,343 | 00:26:07,442 | That's what you do. It's not rocket science. | That's what you do. It's not rocket science. |
668 | 00:26:07,472 | 00:26:09,681 | Maybe she's still coming. But how do we know? | Maybe she's still coming. But how do we know? |
669 | 00:26:09,711 | 00:26:11,350 | If she doesn't call, how will we know whether or not | If she doesn't call, how will we know whether or not |
670 | 00:26:11,380 | 00:26:13,209 | to make an extra chocolate box, huh? | to make an extra chocolate box, huh? |
671 | 00:26:13,249 | 00:26:15,348 | If she doesn't call, she won't have a chocolate box. | If she doesn't call, she won't have a chocolate box. |
672 | 00:26:15,378 | 00:26:18,186 | We can make an extra chocolate box, Rory. No. | We can make an extra chocolate box, Rory. No. |
673 | 00:26:18,216 | 00:26:20,215 | Why should we make an extra chocolate box? | Why should we make an extra chocolate box? |
674 | 00:26:20,245 | 00:26:22,284 | I mean, we're paying for these things. | I mean, we're paying for these things. |
675 | 00:26:22,314 | 00:26:24,752 | Chocolate boxes do not just grow on trees. | Chocolate boxes do not just grow on trees. |
676 | 00:26:24,782 | 00:26:27,081 | They're made by these hardworking people right here, | They're made by these hardworking people right here, |
677 | 00:26:27,121 | 00:26:28,850 | and it is not right | and it is not right |
678 | 00:26:28,890 | 00:26:31,359 | to make these people spend hours making extra chocolate boxes | to make these people spend hours making extra chocolate boxes |
679 | 00:26:31,388 | 00:26:34,427 | because people are too lazy to make a stupid phone call! | because people are too lazy to make a stupid phone call! |
680 | 00:26:34,457 | 00:26:36,985 | Rory! | Rory! |
681 | 00:26:40,094 | 00:26:41,923 | Luke: You're gonna be sick. No. | Luke: You're gonna be sick. No. |
682 | 00:26:41,963 | 00:26:44,061 | It's already loaded with chocolate chips. | It's already loaded with chocolate chips. |
683 | 00:26:44,091 | 00:26:46,130 | That's candy, and you're adding whipped cream. | That's candy, and you're adding whipped cream. |
684 | 00:26:46,160 | 00:26:47,699 | That's more candy. | That's more candy. |
685 | 00:26:47,729 | 00:26:49,858 | Got any jelly beans? I'm gonna be sick. | Got any jelly beans? I'm gonna be sick. |
686 | 00:26:49,898 | 00:26:51,927 | [ Telephone rings ] Oh, and a cherry. | [ Telephone rings ] Oh, and a cherry. |
687 | 00:26:51,967 | 00:26:53,126 | Luke's. | Luke's. |
688 | 00:26:53,166 | 00:26:54,965 | Rory: Luke, is my mother there? | Rory: Luke, is my mother there? |
689 | 00:26:54,995 | 00:26:56,394 | Rory? Rory? | Rory? Rory? |
690 | 00:26:56,434 | 00:26:58,303 | Yes, it's Rory. Is my mother there? | Yes, it's Rory. Is my mother there? |
691 | 00:26:58,333 | 00:27:01,801 | I'll give her to you. That's Rory for me? | I'll give her to you. That's Rory for me? |
692 | 00:27:01,831 | 00:27:04,140 | I just want to know if she's coming to my birthday party. | I just want to know if she's coming to my birthday party. |
693 | 00:27:04,170 | 00:27:06,968 | She wants to know if you're coming to her birthday party. What? | She wants to know if you're coming to her birthday party. What? |
694 | 00:27:06,998 | 00:27:09,007 | We're making the chocolate boxes right now, | We're making the chocolate boxes right now, |
695 | 00:27:09,037 | 00:27:11,336 | and I need to know whether or not to make her one. | and I need to know whether or not to make her one. |
696 | 00:27:11,376 | 00:27:13,235 | They're making the chocolate boxes, | They're making the chocolate boxes, |
697 | 00:27:13,275 | 00:27:15,474 | and she needs to know so they can make you one. | and she needs to know so they can make you one. |
698 | 00:27:15,504 | 00:27:18,212 | I didn't know I was invited. I sent her an invitation! | I didn't know I was invited. I sent her an invitation! |
699 | 00:27:18,242 | 00:27:20,471 | Where the hell did she think it came from?! | Where the hell did she think it came from?! |
700 | 00:27:20,511 | 00:27:22,410 | She said she sent you an invitation. | She said she sent you an invitation. |
701 | 00:27:22,440 | 00:27:25,348 | I didn't know it was from her. I didn't know it was from you! | I didn't know it was from her. I didn't know it was from you! |
702 | 00:27:25,378 | 00:27:27,377 | Well, it was. Is she coming or not? | Well, it was. Is she coming or not? |
703 | 00:27:27,407 | 00:27:29,046 | Are you coming or not? | Are you coming or not? |
704 | 00:27:29,076 | 00:27:31,085 | Yes, i-I'm coming. I want a chocolate box. | Yes, i-I'm coming. I want a chocolate box. |
705 | 00:27:31,115 | 00:27:33,244 | She'll be there. Fine. Bye. | She'll be there. Fine. Bye. |
706 | 00:27:33,284 | 00:27:35,083 | Rory called. | Rory called. |
707 | 00:27:35,112 | 00:27:37,011 | I know. She called and yelled at me. | I know. She called and yelled at me. |
708 | 00:27:37,051 | 00:27:38,950 | No, she called and yelled at me. | No, she called and yelled at me. |
709 | 00:27:38,980 | 00:27:41,249 | But I'm the one who had to hear it, and she was loud. | But I'm the one who had to hear it, and she was loud. |
710 | 00:27:41,289 | 00:27:43,818 | And she said "hell." I never heard her say "hell." | And she said "hell." I never heard her say "hell." |
711 | 00:27:43,858 | 00:27:46,016 | I didn't even know she knew how to say "hell." | I didn't even know she knew how to say "hell." |
712 | 00:27:46,056 | 00:27:48,285 | She was mad and she yelled and she said "hell." | She was mad and she yelled and she said "hell." |
713 | 00:27:48,325 | 00:27:50,794 | Yeah, but she called. | Yeah, but she called. |
714 | 00:28:29,872 | 00:28:31,411 | Keep those fans going. | Keep those fans going. |
715 | 00:28:31,441 | 00:28:33,440 | I don't want the whole house to smell of raw fish. | I don't want the whole house to smell of raw fish. |
716 | 00:28:33,470 | 00:28:35,209 | Disgusting food. | Disgusting food. |
717 | 00:28:35,239 | 00:28:37,477 | Shelby, Martin, how wonderful that you've come. | Shelby, Martin, how wonderful that you've come. |
718 | 00:28:37,507 | 00:28:39,746 | We're a bit early, I'm afraid. | We're a bit early, I'm afraid. |
719 | 00:28:39,776 | 00:28:41,875 | Nonsense. Have a Rory. We'll chat later. | Nonsense. Have a Rory. We'll chat later. |
720 | 00:28:41,915 | 00:28:43,514 | Tacky, horrid people. | Tacky, horrid people. |
721 | 00:28:43,544 | 00:28:45,843 | Why not just show up the night before with a sleeping bag? | Why not just show up the night before with a sleeping bag? |
722 | 00:28:45,883 | 00:28:48,281 | My, my, you've got to get it down to a 1-bell answer. | My, my, you've got to get it down to a 1-bell answer. |
723 | 00:28:48,311 | 00:28:51,050 | Bell rings once, door opens. Please help me on this. | Bell rings once, door opens. Please help me on this. |
724 | 00:28:51,080 | 00:28:53,348 | Mr. Gilmore is not here yet, and therefore I have no one | Mr. Gilmore is not here yet, and therefore I have no one |
725 | 00:28:53,378 | 00:28:55,517 | to help me with the guests or the party. | to help me with the guests or the party. |
726 | 00:28:55,547 | 00:28:58,016 | [ Doorbell rings ] So, just make sure you get the door after one bell. | [ Doorbell rings ] So, just make sure you get the door after one bell. |
727 | 00:28:58,056 | 00:28:59,415 | [ Doorbell rings ] That's two bells. | [ Doorbell rings ] That's two bells. |
728 | 00:28:59,455 | 00:29:00,714 | [ Doorbell rings ] That's three bells! | [ Doorbell rings ] That's three bells! |
729 | 00:29:02,353 | 00:29:04,922 | Well, hello, glory. Come in, come in. | Well, hello, glory. Come in, come in. |
730 | 00:29:04,952 | 00:29:08,320 | Rory, you look wonderful. | Rory, you look wonderful. |
731 | 00:29:08,360 | 00:29:09,959 | That dress is to die for. | That dress is to die for. |
732 | 00:29:09,989 | 00:29:12,088 | Well, it's the one you laid out on the bed, | Well, it's the one you laid out on the bed, |
733 | 00:29:12,128 | 00:29:14,027 | so I assumed I was supposed to put it on. | so I assumed I was supposed to put it on. |
734 | 00:29:14,057 | 00:29:17,495 | Well, it's perfect. So, how does it look? Fine. | Well, it's perfect. So, how does it look? Fine. |
735 | 00:29:17,525 | 00:29:20,163 | I'll never forgive myself for being talked into votives, | I'll never forgive myself for being talked into votives, |
736 | 00:29:20,193 | 00:29:23,131 | but that's what you get for taking calls at cocktail hour. | but that's what you get for taking calls at cocktail hour. |
737 | 00:29:23,161 | 00:29:25,230 | Have you tried your drink? My what? | Have you tried your drink? My what? |
738 | 00:29:25,260 | 00:29:26,759 | Your signature drink. | Your signature drink. |
739 | 00:29:26,799 | 00:29:28,069 | I had the bartender concoct it for you. | I had the bartender concoct it for you. |
740 | 00:29:28,099 | 00:29:30,068 | It's called "the Rory." | It's called "the Rory." |
741 | 00:29:30,098 | 00:29:33,366 | It's got champagne, vodka, pineapple juice, and grenadine. | It's got champagne, vodka, pineapple juice, and grenadine. |
742 | 00:29:33,396 | 00:29:35,065 | Have one. You're old enough now. | Have one. You're old enough now. |
743 | 00:29:35,105 | 00:29:36,864 | Maybe later... empty stomach. | Maybe later... empty stomach. |
744 | 00:29:36,904 | 00:29:39,302 | Well, there's plenty to eat, so that can be remedied. | Well, there's plenty to eat, so that can be remedied. |
745 | 00:29:39,332 | 00:29:40,232 | Where's grandpa? | Where's grandpa? |
746 | 00:29:40,272 | 00:29:42,001 | He'll be here soon. | He'll be here soon. |
747 | 00:29:42,041 | 00:29:44,469 | There they are... the two most lovely ladies in the room. | There they are... the two most lovely ladies in the room. |
748 | 00:29:44,509 | 00:29:45,909 | Hello, Logan. | Hello, Logan. |
749 | 00:29:45,939 | 00:29:47,538 | I have to check on your cake. | I have to check on your cake. |
750 | 00:29:47,568 | 00:29:50,236 | Huh. | Huh. |
751 | 00:29:50,276 | 00:29:52,905 | Is it me or could the penguins march through here? | Is it me or could the penguins march through here? |
752 | 00:29:52,945 | 00:29:55,513 | She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex. | She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex. |
753 | 00:29:55,543 | 00:29:57,912 | She what? She found out we're having sex. | She what? She found out we're having sex. |
754 | 00:29:57,942 | 00:29:59,481 | How the hell did she find that out? | How the hell did she find that out? |
755 | 00:29:59,511 | 00:30:02,349 | I told her minister. But why would you do that? | I told her minister. But why would you do that? |
756 | 00:30:02,379 | 00:30:04,178 | Because he was going on and on | Because he was going on and on |
757 | 00:30:04,218 | 00:30:05,547 | about my virtue being a gift. | about my virtue being a gift. |
758 | 00:30:05,577 | 00:30:07,177 | And now you have it, | And now you have it, |
759 | 00:30:07,217 | 00:30:09,285 | so I'm gonna have to buy the next guy a sweater. | so I'm gonna have to buy the next guy a sweater. |
760 | 00:30:09,315 | 00:30:10,785 | I just wanted him to stop. | I just wanted him to stop. |
761 | 00:30:10,815 | 00:30:12,813 | And all this without a drink in my hand. | And all this without a drink in my hand. |
762 | 00:30:12,853 | 00:30:14,552 | Let's get you a Rory. | Let's get you a Rory. |
763 | 00:30:14,582 | 00:30:16,781 | Ohh, dealing with this family is stressful. | Ohh, dealing with this family is stressful. |
764 | 00:30:16,821 | 00:30:18,490 | And once you've had that drink, | And once you've had that drink, |
765 | 00:30:18,520 | 00:30:21,259 | I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house | I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house |
766 | 00:30:21,289 | 00:30:22,858 | and into a room right next to my grandparents. | and into a room right next to my grandparents. |
767 | 00:30:22,888 | 00:30:24,427 | So from now on, | So from now on, |
768 | 00:30:24,457 | 00:30:26,925 | we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits. | we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits. |
769 | 00:30:26,955 | 00:30:29,394 | Two rories, please. Does your grandfather know, also? | Two rories, please. Does your grandfather know, also? |
770 | 00:30:29,424 | 00:30:31,063 | Oh, yeah. Make it four. | Oh, yeah. Make it four. |
771 | 00:30:31,093 | 00:30:32,192 | Rory! | Rory! |
772 | 00:30:32,222 | 00:30:34,231 | You came! Of course I came. | You came! Of course I came. |
773 | 00:30:34,261 | 00:30:36,130 | I wouldn't miss your 21st birthday. | I wouldn't miss your 21st birthday. |
774 | 00:30:36,160 | 00:30:38,959 | Oh, I'm glad. Hey, Zach, thanks for coming. | Oh, I'm glad. Hey, Zach, thanks for coming. |
775 | 00:30:38,999 | 00:30:40,868 | Sure, no problem. There's food, right? | Sure, no problem. There's food, right? |
776 | 00:30:40,898 | 00:30:42,866 | Oh, plenty of food. Lane, I want you to meet Logan. | Oh, plenty of food. Lane, I want you to meet Logan. |
777 | 00:30:42,896 | 00:30:44,995 | Logan, this is my best friend, Lane. | Logan, this is my best friend, Lane. |
778 | 00:30:45,035 | 00:30:46,364 | Hey, nice to finally meet you. | Hey, nice to finally meet you. |
779 | 00:30:46,394 | 00:30:49,433 | Nice to finally meet you, too. | Nice to finally meet you, too. |
780 | 00:30:49,463 | 00:30:51,372 | And this is my boyfriend, Zach. | And this is my boyfriend, Zach. |
781 | 00:30:51,402 | 00:30:54,440 | How you doing? What? Oh, I'm hanging in there. | How you doing? What? Oh, I'm hanging in there. |
782 | 00:30:54,470 | 00:30:55,969 | You guys want a drink? | You guys want a drink? |
783 | 00:30:55,999 | 00:30:58,108 | Well, I'm not sharing, so make it two drinks. | Well, I'm not sharing, so make it two drinks. |
784 | 00:30:58,138 | 00:30:59,807 | Wow, this house is amazing. | Wow, this house is amazing. |
785 | 00:30:59,837 | 00:31:01,176 | I've never been here before. | I've never been here before. |
786 | 00:31:01,206 | 00:31:03,435 | Two rories... extra cherries for the lady. | Two rories... extra cherries for the lady. |
787 | 00:31:03,475 | 00:31:05,144 | Oh, my god, you have your own drink. | Oh, my god, you have your own drink. |
788 | 00:31:05,174 | 00:31:06,503 | Wait till you see the bathroom. | Wait till you see the bathroom. |
789 | 00:31:06,543 | 00:31:08,312 | The guest soap has my face on it. | The guest soap has my face on it. |
790 | 00:31:08,342 | 00:31:10,271 | So, you're, like, rich, huh? | So, you're, like, rich, huh? |
791 | 00:31:10,311 | 00:31:14,079 | Uh... This might be my least favorite door | Uh... This might be my least favorite door |
792 | 00:31:14,109 | 00:31:15,308 | in the world to knock on. | in the world to knock on. |
793 | 00:31:15,348 | 00:31:16,907 | What about death's door? | What about death's door? |
794 | 00:31:16,947 | 00:31:19,516 | The reception on the other side might be warmer. | The reception on the other side might be warmer. |
795 | 00:31:19,546 | 00:31:21,515 | Well, at least you didn't have to knock. | Well, at least you didn't have to knock. |
796 | 00:31:21,545 | 00:31:24,053 | Ready? I was born ready. | Ready? I was born ready. |
797 | 00:31:24,083 | 00:31:26,981 | Ah, nice, low-key affair. | Ah, nice, low-key affair. |
798 | 00:31:27,011 | 00:31:29,880 | Okay, we're in and the gift's on the gift pile | Okay, we're in and the gift's on the gift pile |
799 | 00:31:29,920 | 00:31:32,089 | and, um, oh, yes. | and, um, oh, yes. |
800 | 00:31:32,119 | 00:31:34,257 | Cheers. Okay, there. | Cheers. Okay, there. |
801 | 00:31:34,287 | 00:31:35,916 | Checking things off the list. | Checking things off the list. |
802 | 00:31:35,956 | 00:31:38,225 | We should probably move deeper into the house now. | We should probably move deeper into the house now. |
803 | 00:31:38,255 | 00:31:39,424 | What is this? Do you see Rory? | What is this? Do you see Rory? |
804 | 00:31:39,454 | 00:31:41,054 | Not yet. Boy, big turnout. | Not yet. Boy, big turnout. |
805 | 00:31:41,094 | 00:31:43,122 | Maybe if we're lucky and we keep moving around, | Maybe if we're lucky and we keep moving around, |
806 | 00:31:43,152 | 00:31:44,592 | we can avoid... | we can avoid... |
807 | 00:31:44,622 | 00:31:48,359 | Lorelai, you came. You're here. | Lorelai, you came. You're here. |
808 | 00:31:48,389 | 00:31:51,028 | There's a chocolate box for you in the hallway. | There's a chocolate box for you in the hallway. |
809 | 00:31:51,058 | 00:31:52,397 | Thank you, mom. Hello, Luke. | Thank you, mom. Hello, Luke. |
810 | 00:31:52,427 | 00:31:54,496 | I don't have a chocolate box for you. | I don't have a chocolate box for you. |
811 | 00:31:54,526 | 00:31:56,465 | You'll have to share with Lorelai. | You'll have to share with Lorelai. |
812 | 00:31:56,495 | 00:31:58,863 | Fat chance. Mom buys really good chocolate. | Fat chance. Mom buys really good chocolate. |
813 | 00:31:58,893 | 00:32:01,002 | I see you have a Rory. Excuse me? | I see you have a Rory. Excuse me? |
814 | 00:32:01,032 | 00:32:03,031 | Your drink... It's called a Rory. | Your drink... It's called a Rory. |
815 | 00:32:03,061 | 00:32:04,900 | What's the matter, Luke, you don't like your Rory? | What's the matter, Luke, you don't like your Rory? |
816 | 00:32:04,930 | 00:32:08,138 | Oh, no, i-it's great. It's a little pink, you know. | Oh, no, i-it's great. It's a little pink, you know. |
817 | 00:32:08,168 | 00:32:09,897 | Well, Rory's a girl. Girls like pink. | Well, Rory's a girl. Girls like pink. |
818 | 00:32:09,937 | 00:32:11,207 | I know. I was just saying. | I know. I was just saying. |
819 | 00:32:11,236 | 00:32:13,065 | No one's asking you to wear it. | No one's asking you to wear it. |
820 | 00:32:13,105 | 00:32:15,204 | I know. I just... Drink the drink. | I know. I just... Drink the drink. |
821 | 00:32:15,234 | 00:32:16,903 | Well, nice of you two to come. | Well, nice of you two to come. |
822 | 00:32:16,933 | 00:32:19,102 | I have some things to check on. We'll catch up later. | I have some things to check on. We'll catch up later. |
823 | 00:32:19,142 | 00:32:20,971 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
824 | 00:32:21,011 | 00:32:23,979 | Ohh, it tasted pink. She's gone. | Ohh, it tasted pink. She's gone. |
825 | 00:32:24,009 | 00:32:26,938 | I mean, like, really tasted really pink, like pink pink. | I mean, like, really tasted really pink, like pink pink. |
826 | 00:32:26,978 | 00:32:29,306 | Yech! Come on, let's get something to eat. | Yech! Come on, let's get something to eat. |
827 | 00:32:29,346 | 00:32:30,915 | God, that's terrible. | God, that's terrible. |
828 | 00:32:30,945 | 00:32:34,583 | It's like drinking a "my little pony." | It's like drinking a "my little pony." |
829 | 00:32:39,051 | 00:32:40,920 | Hey, I'm glad you guys came. | Hey, I'm glad you guys came. |
830 | 00:32:40,950 | 00:32:43,118 | We had to stop and eat first in case the food here sucked. | We had to stop and eat first in case the food here sucked. |
831 | 00:32:43,148 | 00:32:44,488 | Happy birthday, Rory. | Happy birthday, Rory. |
832 | 00:32:44,518 | 00:32:46,986 | Yeah, listen, we have really big news. | Yeah, listen, we have really big news. |
833 | 00:32:47,016 | 00:32:48,286 | You tell her. Okay. | You tell her. Okay. |
834 | 00:32:48,316 | 00:32:49,455 | But do it fast and don't embellish. | But do it fast and don't embellish. |
835 | 00:32:49,485 | 00:32:51,224 | As you know, I'm a senior, | As you know, I'm a senior, |
836 | 00:32:51,254 | 00:32:53,483 | and my reign as editor of the Yale daily news | and my reign as editor of the Yale daily news |
837 | 00:32:53,523 | 00:32:55,551 | is officially up at the end of the year. | is officially up at the end of the year. |
838 | 00:32:55,591 | 00:32:57,990 | I'm going back to writing full-time. Wow. | I'm going back to writing full-time. Wow. |
839 | 00:32:58,020 | 00:32:59,459 | I'm gonna be writing a column | I'm gonna be writing a column |
840 | 00:32:59,489 | 00:33:01,388 | called "the world according to Doyle." | called "the world according to Doyle." |
841 | 00:33:01,428 | 00:33:03,897 | I can't imagine the daily news without you as editor. | I can't imagine the daily news without you as editor. |
842 | 00:33:03,927 | 00:33:05,556 | Yeah, it's going to be weird. | Yeah, it's going to be weird. |
843 | 00:33:05,596 | 00:33:07,255 | Ask who the new editor is. | Ask who the new editor is. |
844 | 00:33:07,295 | 00:33:09,324 | Who's the new editor going to be? Me. | Who's the new editor going to be? Me. |
845 | 00:33:09,364 | 00:33:11,363 | You? That's right. | You? That's right. |
846 | 00:33:11,393 | 00:33:13,961 | Paris geller is the new editor of the Yale daily news. | Paris geller is the new editor of the Yale daily news. |
847 | 00:33:14,001 | 00:33:16,060 | I was worried about the intimidation factor | I was worried about the intimidation factor |
848 | 00:33:16,100 | 00:33:17,999 | 'cause people tend to be afraid of me, | 'cause people tend to be afraid of me, |
849 | 00:33:18,029 | 00:33:20,867 | but I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle, | but I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle, |
850 | 00:33:20,897 | 00:33:22,136 | got a little sympathy vote, | got a little sympathy vote, |
851 | 00:33:22,166 | 00:33:24,105 | and the next thing I know, I am the man. | and the next thing I know, I am the man. |
852 | 00:33:24,135 | 00:33:26,964 | My woman is the man. I mean, it's so incredible. | My woman is the man. I mean, it's so incredible. |
853 | 00:33:27,004 | 00:33:30,072 | Last year, I was sleeping with the editor. And this year, I am. | Last year, I was sleeping with the editor. And this year, I am. |
854 | 00:33:30,102 | 00:33:31,941 | I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make. | I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make. |
855 | 00:33:31,971 | 00:33:33,440 | Hold on to your hats, people. | Hold on to your hats, people. |
856 | 00:33:33,470 | 00:33:35,439 | I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. | I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. |
857 | 00:33:35,469 | 00:33:37,508 | The last person that ran the shop was too busy | The last person that ran the shop was too busy |
858 | 00:33:37,538 | 00:33:39,637 | ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper. | ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper. |
859 | 00:33:39,677 | 00:33:41,446 | That's about to change. You know it is. | That's about to change. You know it is. |
860 | 00:33:41,476 | 00:33:43,474 | Hey, everyone. Hey, Paris. | Hey, everyone. Hey, Paris. |
861 | 00:33:43,504 | 00:33:45,513 | Hey, Lorelai. You remember my boyfriend, Doyle? | Hey, Lorelai. You remember my boyfriend, Doyle? |
862 | 00:33:45,543 | 00:33:47,882 | Good to see you. This is Luke. Nice to meet you, Luke. | Good to see you. This is Luke. Nice to meet you, Luke. |
863 | 00:33:47,912 | 00:33:49,641 | We actually met about two or three w... | We actually met about two or three w... |
864 | 00:33:49,681 | 00:33:51,310 | This is my boyfriend, Doyle. It's nice to meet you. | This is my boyfriend, Doyle. It's nice to meet you. |
865 | 00:33:51,350 | 00:33:53,109 | Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too. | Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too. |
866 | 00:33:53,149 | 00:33:56,017 | Hey, birthday girl. Hey. | Hey, birthday girl. Hey. |
867 | 00:33:56,047 | 00:33:58,046 | We were just talking about the big news. What's the big news? | We were just talking about the big news. What's the big news? |
868 | 00:33:58,086 | 00:34:00,015 | I'm the new editor of the Yale daily news. | I'm the new editor of the Yale daily news. |
869 | 00:34:00,045 | 00:34:03,083 | Wow. Congratulations, Paris. | Wow. Congratulations, Paris. |
870 | 00:34:03,113 | 00:34:05,222 | Last year I was sleeping with the editor. | Last year I was sleeping with the editor. |
871 | 00:34:05,252 | 00:34:07,381 | And this year, I am. | And this year, I am. |
872 | 00:34:07,421 | 00:34:09,450 | Um... I have to go say hello to some people, | Um... I have to go say hello to some people, |
873 | 00:34:09,490 | 00:34:11,289 | so I'll catch up with you guys later. | so I'll catch up with you guys later. |
874 | 00:34:11,319 | 00:34:13,487 | Have some food. There's tons of food. | Have some food. There's tons of food. |
875 | 00:34:18,155 | 00:34:20,094 | They shouldn't be allowed | They shouldn't be allowed |
876 | 00:34:20,124 | 00:34:21,993 | to put just anything into a Martini glass. | to put just anything into a Martini glass. |
877 | 00:34:22,023 | 00:34:24,161 | Martinis should go into a Martini glass... | Martinis should go into a Martini glass... |
878 | 00:34:24,191 | 00:34:26,360 | Gin martinis, vodka martinis, period. That's it. | Gin martinis, vodka martinis, period. That's it. |
879 | 00:34:26,390 | 00:34:28,429 | Do you know what this is? It's raw fish. | Do you know what this is? It's raw fish. |
880 | 00:34:28,459 | 00:34:30,558 | Dip it in soy sauce and swallow it real quick. | Dip it in soy sauce and swallow it real quick. |
881 | 00:34:30,598 | 00:34:32,097 | We were gonna drink martinis. | We were gonna drink martinis. |
882 | 00:34:32,127 | 00:34:33,196 | The rat pack drank martinis. | The rat pack drank martinis. |
883 | 00:34:33,226 | 00:34:35,035 | James Bond drank martinis. | James Bond drank martinis. |
884 | 00:34:35,065 | 00:34:37,564 | You know, it's the sweet drinks that really kill you. | You know, it's the sweet drinks that really kill you. |
885 | 00:34:37,594 | 00:34:40,002 | It's the sugar that makes you throw up. | It's the sugar that makes you throw up. |
886 | 00:34:40,032 | 00:34:43,171 | 'Cause no one's ever thrown up from a Martini before. | 'Cause no one's ever thrown up from a Martini before. |
887 | 00:34:43,201 | 00:34:45,439 | Have you seen my father? Nope. | Have you seen my father? Nope. |
888 | 00:34:45,469 | 00:34:47,338 | Wonder where he's hiding. | Wonder where he's hiding. |
889 | 00:34:47,368 | 00:34:50,037 | Okay, I got the red piece down. | Okay, I got the red piece down. |
890 | 00:34:50,067 | 00:34:52,136 | "Hello, 'page six'? Have I got a scoop for you." | "Hello, 'page six'? Have I got a scoop for you." |
891 | 00:34:52,176 | 00:34:54,104 | Excuse me, Lorelai? | Excuse me, Lorelai? |
892 | 00:34:54,144 | 00:34:55,674 | Hi, I'm Vivian Lewis, | Hi, I'm Vivian Lewis, |
893 | 00:34:55,704 | 00:34:58,412 | and this is Catherine thurston Moore. | and this is Catherine thurston Moore. |
894 | 00:34:58,442 | 00:35:00,641 | We're friends of Rory's from the d.A.R. | We're friends of Rory's from the d.A.R. |
895 | 00:35:00,671 | 00:35:02,680 | Oh, friends of Rory's. Wow. | Oh, friends of Rory's. Wow. |
896 | 00:35:02,710 | 00:35:05,678 | I didn't realize she ran with the bad girls. | I didn't realize she ran with the bad girls. |
897 | 00:35:05,708 | 00:35:08,646 | We just wanted to tell you we love Rory. | We just wanted to tell you we love Rory. |
898 | 00:35:08,676 | 00:35:12,514 | She introduced us to buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers, | She introduced us to buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers, |
899 | 00:35:12,544 | 00:35:15,612 | and for that we will be eternally grateful. | and for that we will be eternally grateful. |
900 | 00:35:15,652 | 00:35:18,681 | What's the d.A.R.? [ Both laugh ] | What's the d.A.R.? [ Both laugh ] |
901 | 00:35:18,721 | 00:35:22,019 | I'm gonna get a beer. Anyone want anything? | I'm gonna get a beer. Anyone want anything? |
902 | 00:35:22,049 | 00:35:25,057 | I'm good. Okay, I'll be back. | I'm good. Okay, I'll be back. |
903 | 00:35:25,087 | 00:35:27,586 | Last year I was sleeping with the editor. | Last year I was sleeping with the editor. |
904 | 00:35:27,616 | 00:35:30,284 | Now I am. | Now I am. |
905 | 00:35:30,324 | 00:35:32,293 | Come in a little quicker next time. | Come in a little quicker next time. |
906 | 00:35:37,560 | 00:35:39,659 | Hey, little tip... We have beer here. | Hey, little tip... We have beer here. |
907 | 00:35:39,689 | 00:35:41,158 | Oh, the magic words. | Oh, the magic words. |
908 | 00:35:41,198 | 00:35:43,127 | I was just heading over to the bar. | I was just heading over to the bar. |
909 | 00:35:43,157 | 00:35:44,396 | Have you tried a Rory yet? | Have you tried a Rory yet? |
910 | 00:35:44,426 | 00:35:46,665 | Yes, I have. Not my kind of drink. | Yes, I have. Not my kind of drink. |
911 | 00:35:46,695 | 00:35:48,064 | Yeah, mine, either. | Yeah, mine, either. |
912 | 00:35:48,094 | 00:35:50,093 | Lorelai will be glad to hear it. | Lorelai will be glad to hear it. |
913 | 00:35:50,133 | 00:35:51,702 | So, you two haven't talked yet. | So, you two haven't talked yet. |
914 | 00:35:51,732 | 00:35:53,231 | Nope, not yet. | Nope, not yet. |
915 | 00:35:53,261 | 00:35:55,700 | Well, it was nice of you to invite her here. | Well, it was nice of you to invite her here. |
916 | 00:35:55,730 | 00:35:58,368 | I'm glad she came. I'm glad you both came. | I'm glad she came. I'm glad you both came. |
917 | 00:35:58,398 | 00:36:02,066 | Oh, uh, here. I've got something for you. | Oh, uh, here. I've got something for you. |
918 | 00:36:02,106 | 00:36:04,205 | Birthday present. Really? | Birthday present. Really? |
919 | 00:36:04,235 | 00:36:05,634 | I brought it in case your mother didn't bring one, | I brought it in case your mother didn't bring one, |
920 | 00:36:05,674 | 00:36:07,233 | but she did. | but she did. |
921 | 00:36:07,273 | 00:36:09,502 | It's on top of your present mountain over there. | It's on top of your present mountain over there. |
922 | 00:36:09,542 | 00:36:13,010 | But since I already had it in my pocket, I just figured... | But since I already had it in my pocket, I just figured... |
923 | 00:36:13,040 | 00:36:15,209 | Luke. It was my mother's. | Luke. It was my mother's. |
924 | 00:36:15,239 | 00:36:17,178 | Liz can't wear it 'cause her neck's too fat, | Liz can't wear it 'cause her neck's too fat, |
925 | 00:36:17,208 | 00:36:19,046 | but your neck looks, you know, not fat. | but your neck looks, you know, not fat. |
926 | 00:36:19,076 | 00:36:20,276 | It was sitting around in my drawer, | It was sitting around in my drawer, |
927 | 00:36:20,306 | 00:36:22,145 | so I thought, "hey, give it to Rory." | so I thought, "hey, give it to Rory." |
928 | 00:36:22,175 | 00:36:25,013 | You're lucky 'cause ceaser's birthday is next month | You're lucky 'cause ceaser's birthday is next month |
929 | 00:36:25,043 | 00:36:26,682 | and I know he likes pearls, so... | and I know he likes pearls, so... |
930 | 00:36:26,712 | 00:36:28,211 | Thank you. You're welcome. | Thank you. You're welcome. |
931 | 00:36:30,580 | 00:36:32,479 | I saw a jewelry box and I couldn't help myself. | I saw a jewelry box and I couldn't help myself. |
932 | 00:36:32,519 | 00:36:36,087 | What did you get? Oh, it's fantastic. | What did you get? Oh, it's fantastic. |
933 | 00:36:36,117 | 00:36:38,116 | It's from Luke, my stepfather-to-be. | It's from Luke, my stepfather-to-be. |
934 | 00:36:38,156 | 00:36:40,115 | Well, you have exquisite taste, Luke. | Well, you have exquisite taste, Luke. |
935 | 00:36:40,155 | 00:36:42,553 | I'm tweeny halpern. Tweeny works with me at the d.A.R. | I'm tweeny halpern. Tweeny works with me at the d.A.R. |
936 | 00:36:42,583 | 00:36:44,252 | What's the d.A.R.? | What's the d.A.R.? |
937 | 00:36:44,292 | 00:36:46,221 | [ Laughs ] | [ Laughs ] |
938 | 00:36:46,251 | 00:36:48,090 | I'm killing with that line tonight. | I'm killing with that line tonight. |
939 | 00:36:52,228 | 00:36:54,057 | Well, how's the party going so far? | Well, how's the party going so far? |
940 | 00:36:54,097 | 00:36:55,726 | Seems to be a big hit. | Seems to be a big hit. |
941 | 00:36:55,756 | 00:36:58,064 | Where's Luke? I hope he didn't get lost somewhere. | Where's Luke? I hope he didn't get lost somewhere. |
942 | 00:36:58,094 | 00:36:59,564 | Oh, no, I'm sure he's just sizing up | Oh, no, I'm sure he's just sizing up |
943 | 00:36:59,594 | 00:37:01,463 | how much silver he can stuff into his pockets | how much silver he can stuff into his pockets |
944 | 00:37:01,493 | 00:37:03,162 | without it making too much of a bulge. | without it making too much of a bulge. |
945 | 00:37:03,192 | 00:37:04,701 | I was not insinuating that he was a thief. | I was not insinuating that he was a thief. |
946 | 00:37:04,731 | 00:37:06,100 | Ah. | Ah. |
947 | 00:37:06,130 | 00:37:08,569 | I was just making small, polite talk. | I was just making small, polite talk. |
948 | 00:37:08,598 | 00:37:11,397 | My commenting on his getting lost was in no way a swipe. | My commenting on his getting lost was in no way a swipe. |
949 | 00:37:11,437 | 00:37:14,305 | I'm sorry, I forgot. Luke went to get a beer. Take it. | I'm sorry, I forgot. Luke went to get a beer. Take it. |
950 | 00:37:16,264 | 00:37:18,403 | Come on, mom, it's all about timing. You know that. | Come on, mom, it's all about timing. You know that. |
951 | 00:37:18,433 | 00:37:21,201 | What are you... | What are you... |
952 | 00:37:21,241 | 00:37:24,110 | Well, it seems congratulations are in order. | Well, it seems congratulations are in order. |
953 | 00:37:24,140 | 00:37:26,538 | Well, that wasn't exactly congratulations, | Well, that wasn't exactly congratulations, |
954 | 00:37:26,568 | 00:37:28,207 | but, sure, close enough. | but, sure, close enough. |
955 | 00:37:28,237 | 00:37:30,576 | Excuse me, but we really should cut the cake now. | Excuse me, but we really should cut the cake now. |
956 | 00:37:30,606 | 00:37:33,245 | Have you seen Mr. Gilmore yet? No, I haven't. | Have you seen Mr. Gilmore yet? No, I haven't. |
957 | 00:37:33,275 | 00:37:35,313 | He's going to sit all night long in that office of his, | He's going to sit all night long in that office of his, |
958 | 00:37:35,343 | 00:37:36,972 | moping and sulking, | moping and sulking, |
959 | 00:37:37,012 | 00:37:38,981 | missing his granddaughter's birthday party, | missing his granddaughter's birthday party, |
960 | 00:37:39,011 | 00:37:40,381 | and he's going to leave me out here all alone to host it. | and he's going to leave me out here all alone to host it. |
961 | 00:37:40,411 | 00:37:42,349 | Fine. Come on, Claire. | Fine. Come on, Claire. |
962 | 00:37:50,315 | 00:37:52,484 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
963 | 00:37:52,514 | 00:37:54,982 | Hello? Dad? | Hello? Dad? |
964 | 00:37:55,022 | 00:37:57,421 | You're missing a crazy party out there. | You're missing a crazy party out there. |
965 | 00:37:57,451 | 00:38:00,089 | You know someone forgot to cook the fish? | You know someone forgot to cook the fish? |
966 | 00:38:00,119 | 00:38:01,489 | Boy, is mom gonna be mad. | Boy, is mom gonna be mad. |
967 | 00:38:01,519 | 00:38:03,058 | Go away, Lorelai. | Go away, Lorelai. |
968 | 00:38:03,088 | 00:38:04,687 | What's wrong, dad? | What's wrong, dad? |
969 | 00:38:04,727 | 00:38:06,586 | You know what's wrong. | You know what's wrong. |
970 | 00:38:06,626 | 00:38:09,254 | Rory's wrong. It's all wrong. | Rory's wrong. It's all wrong. |
971 | 00:38:11,663 | 00:38:14,291 | She's not going back to Yale. It's my fault. | She's not going back to Yale. It's my fault. |
972 | 00:38:14,331 | 00:38:16,130 | Rory made a choice, dad. | Rory made a choice, dad. |
973 | 00:38:16,160 | 00:38:18,129 | I could've stopped her, and I didn't. | I could've stopped her, and I didn't. |
974 | 00:38:18,159 | 00:38:20,058 | I cleared the path for her to walk away | I cleared the path for her to walk away |
975 | 00:38:20,098 | 00:38:21,527 | from her goal, her life. | from her goal, her life. |
976 | 00:38:21,567 | 00:38:23,496 | Dad... she's having sex, Lorelai. | Dad... she's having sex, Lorelai. |
977 | 00:38:23,526 | 00:38:26,065 | She's having sex under my roof. | She's having sex under my roof. |
978 | 00:38:26,095 | 00:38:29,403 | I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house. | I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house. |
979 | 00:38:29,433 | 00:38:33,231 | I bought her her sex mattress, her sex box Springs. | I bought her her sex mattress, her sex box Springs. |
980 | 00:38:33,271 | 00:38:35,999 | I provided everything she needs to waste her life. | I provided everything she needs to waste her life. |
981 | 00:38:36,039 | 00:38:38,638 | Dad, Rory having sex is not your fault, really. | Dad, Rory having sex is not your fault, really. |
982 | 00:38:38,668 | 00:38:41,336 | She was having sex way before the big renovation. | She was having sex way before the big renovation. |
983 | 00:38:41,376 | 00:38:44,544 | I feel so much better now. I'm sorry. I-I wasn't trying to... | I feel so much better now. I'm sorry. I-I wasn't trying to... |
984 | 00:38:44,574 | 00:38:46,703 | I made a terrible, terrible mistake. | I made a terrible, terrible mistake. |
985 | 00:38:46,743 | 00:38:48,172 | No, dad, listen... | No, dad, listen... |
986 | 00:38:48,212 | 00:38:50,011 | Richard, you come out of here right now | Richard, you come out of here right now |
987 | 00:38:50,041 | 00:38:51,580 | and make an appearance at this party. | and make an appearance at this party. |
988 | 00:38:51,610 | 00:38:53,339 | I don't give a damn about the party, Emily. | I don't give a damn about the party, Emily. |
989 | 00:38:53,379 | 00:38:55,008 | What is going on with you? | What is going on with you? |
990 | 00:38:55,048 | 00:38:57,007 | You've been holed up in here for two days. | You've been holed up in here for two days. |
991 | 00:38:57,047 | 00:38:58,716 | It's Rory. What about Rory? | It's Rory. What about Rory? |
992 | 00:38:58,746 | 00:39:01,045 | What do you mean, "what about Rory"? | What do you mean, "what about Rory"? |
993 | 00:39:01,085 | 00:39:02,644 | We've lost her. | We've lost her. |
994 | 00:39:02,684 | 00:39:04,613 | What are you talking about? I got her out of the pool house. | What are you talking about? I got her out of the pool house. |
995 | 00:39:04,653 | 00:39:06,212 | For a day, for two days, | For a day, for two days, |
996 | 00:39:06,252 | 00:39:08,421 | and then those rentals go back. | and then those rentals go back. |
997 | 00:39:08,451 | 00:39:09,750 | Then I'll have the place fumigated. | Then I'll have the place fumigated. |
998 | 00:39:09,780 | 00:39:11,349 | That'll take a week. | That'll take a week. |
999 | 00:39:11,389 | 00:39:13,188 | Then I'll have the place checked for mold. | Then I'll have the place checked for mold. |
1000 | 00:39:13,218 | 00:39:15,287 | That'll be two weeks. Then I'll find rats. | That'll be two weeks. Then I'll find rats. |
1001 | 00:39:15,317 | 00:39:18,055 | Then there will be carbon monoxide leaks, | Then there will be carbon monoxide leaks, |
1002 | 00:39:18,085 | 00:39:20,184 | and if I have to, I'll tear the damn place down. | and if I have to, I'll tear the damn place down. |
1003 | 00:39:20,224 | 00:39:22,253 | In the meantime, she's here where we can watch her. | In the meantime, she's here where we can watch her. |
1004 | 00:39:22,293 | 00:39:25,061 | That doesn't matter, Emily. We have lost her. | That doesn't matter, Emily. We have lost her. |
1005 | 00:39:25,091 | 00:39:26,261 | No! We've failed. | No! We've failed. |
1006 | 00:39:26,291 | 00:39:28,160 | No, we have not failed. | No, we have not failed. |
1007 | 00:39:28,190 | 00:39:30,528 | We have not failed until that girl comes home pregnant. | We have not failed until that girl comes home pregnant. |
1008 | 00:39:30,558 | 00:39:33,027 | And on that note... | And on that note... |
1009 | 00:39:33,057 | 00:39:36,425 | Richard, I don't understand what's happening. | Richard, I don't understand what's happening. |
1010 | 00:39:36,465 | 00:39:39,163 | Everything's been fine except the sex issue. | Everything's been fine except the sex issue. |
1011 | 00:39:39,193 | 00:39:41,262 | Everything hasn't been fine. | Everything hasn't been fine. |
1012 | 00:39:41,302 | 00:39:44,600 | The minute we went against Lorelai, we lost. | The minute we went against Lorelai, we lost. |
1013 | 00:39:44,630 | 00:39:46,669 | You're acting like this is my fault. | You're acting like this is my fault. |
1014 | 00:39:46,699 | 00:39:48,698 | Going against Lorelai was your idea. | Going against Lorelai was your idea. |
1015 | 00:39:48,738 | 00:39:50,297 | I was perfectly ready | I was perfectly ready |
1016 | 00:39:50,337 | 00:39:52,636 | to go ahead with the plan the three of us devised. | to go ahead with the plan the three of us devised. |
1017 | 00:39:52,666 | 00:39:54,705 | Running around with Logan, joining the d.A.R., | Running around with Logan, joining the d.A.R., |
1018 | 00:39:54,735 | 00:39:56,274 | planning parties. | planning parties. |
1019 | 00:39:56,304 | 00:39:58,343 | What's wrong with joining the d.A.R.? | What's wrong with joining the d.A.R.? |
1020 | 00:39:58,373 | 00:40:00,341 | We both agreed she needed a job. | We both agreed she needed a job. |
1021 | 00:40:00,371 | 00:40:02,210 | Fund-raisers and tea parties? | Fund-raisers and tea parties? |
1022 | 00:40:02,240 | 00:40:04,339 | It's frivolous and meaningless. | It's frivolous and meaningless. |
1023 | 00:40:04,379 | 00:40:06,308 | She has more to do, more to be. | She has more to do, more to be. |
1024 | 00:40:06,338 | 00:40:07,777 | I don't want that life for her. | I don't want that life for her. |
1025 | 00:40:07,807 | 00:40:11,445 | You mean my life. You don't want her to be me. | You mean my life. You don't want her to be me. |
1026 | 00:40:11,475 | 00:40:13,614 | Emily, no, that's not what I meant. | Emily, no, that's not what I meant. |
1027 | 00:40:13,644 | 00:40:16,582 | We're cutting the cake now. Can't wait anymore. | We're cutting the cake now. Can't wait anymore. |
1028 | 00:40:16,612 | 00:40:18,281 | [ Door closes ] | [ Door closes ] |
1029 | 00:40:34,422 | 00:40:36,221 | So. | So. |
1030 | 00:40:36,251 | 00:40:38,690 | So. | So. |
1031 | 00:40:38,720 | 00:40:41,388 | Your drink is disgusting. Tell me about it. | Your drink is disgusting. Tell me about it. |
1032 | 00:40:41,428 | 00:40:42,688 | Nice party, though. | Nice party, though. |
1033 | 00:40:42,728 | 00:40:44,297 | Yeah, it's very nice. | Yeah, it's very nice. |
1034 | 00:40:44,327 | 00:40:45,726 | You look great. | You look great. |
1035 | 00:40:45,756 | 00:40:47,425 | You look skinny. | You look skinny. |
1036 | 00:40:47,455 | 00:40:48,494 | Oh, well, it's the construction diet. | Oh, well, it's the construction diet. |
1037 | 00:40:48,524 | 00:40:50,593 | Construction? | Construction? |
1038 | 00:40:50,623 | 00:40:53,491 | Yeah, we're making the bedroom bigger. You and Luke? | Yeah, we're making the bedroom bigger. You and Luke? |
1039 | 00:40:53,531 | 00:40:55,600 | No, me and John o'Hurley. Luke doesn't know yet. | No, me and John o'Hurley. Luke doesn't know yet. |
1040 | 00:40:55,630 | 00:40:57,229 | I hope he takes it okay. | I hope he takes it okay. |
1041 | 00:40:57,259 | 00:40:59,368 | You guys are gonna live at our house? Yeah. | You guys are gonna live at our house? Yeah. |
1042 | 00:40:59,398 | 00:41:01,397 | Wow. That's nice. | Wow. That's nice. |
1043 | 00:41:01,437 | 00:41:04,405 | So, what's new with you? | So, what's new with you? |
1044 | 00:41:04,435 | 00:41:07,064 | Oh, well, not much. | Oh, well, not much. |
1045 | 00:41:07,104 | 00:41:11,271 | I got my community service hours down from 300 to 104. | I got my community service hours down from 300 to 104. |
1046 | 00:41:11,301 | 00:41:13,640 | God, community should be well-served by now. | God, community should be well-served by now. |
1047 | 00:41:13,670 | 00:41:16,608 | They should build a statue of you when you're done. | They should build a statue of you when you're done. |
1048 | 00:41:16,638 | 00:41:18,707 | Well, it's not just one community. | Well, it's not just one community. |
1049 | 00:41:18,737 | 00:41:21,406 | Right, yeah. That makes more sense, I guess. | Right, yeah. That makes more sense, I guess. |
1050 | 00:41:21,446 | 00:41:22,575 | I got a dog. | I got a dog. |
1051 | 00:41:22,605 | 00:41:24,074 | What? | What? |
1052 | 00:41:24,114 | 00:41:25,813 | Stop. He's fine. He's alive? | Stop. He's fine. He's alive? |
1053 | 00:41:25,843 | 00:41:28,412 | Yes, he's alive, and I'm not discussing that hamster again. | Yes, he's alive, and I'm not discussing that hamster again. |
1054 | 00:41:28,442 | 00:41:30,740 | But you asked babette to double-check that you feed it? | But you asked babette to double-check that you feed it? |
1055 | 00:41:30,780 | 00:41:33,109 | That is so not necessary... And yes. | That is so not necessary... And yes. |
1056 | 00:41:33,149 | 00:41:35,478 | Wow, a dog. | Wow, a dog. |
1057 | 00:41:35,518 | 00:41:36,817 | A lot has changed. | A lot has changed. |
1058 | 00:41:36,847 | 00:41:40,415 | A lot, and then not so much, also. | A lot, and then not so much, also. |
1059 | 00:41:40,445 | 00:41:42,354 | Did you get your chocolate box? | Did you get your chocolate box? |
1060 | 00:41:42,384 | 00:41:43,713 | They're by the door. | They're by the door. |
1061 | 00:41:43,753 | 00:41:46,382 | No, I didn't. I'll get one on the way out. | No, I didn't. I'll get one on the way out. |
1062 | 00:41:46,422 | 00:41:49,390 | They're good. I ate two. | They're good. I ate two. |
1063 | 00:41:51,289 | 00:41:53,388 | It's a really pretty party. | It's a really pretty party. |
1064 | 00:41:53,418 | 00:41:55,586 | I actually like all the votives and the... | I actually like all the votives and the... |
1065 | 00:41:55,626 | 00:41:58,825 | ♪ Happy birthday to you | ♪ Happy birthday to you |
1066 | 00:41:58,855 | 00:42:02,592 | ♪ happy birthday to you | ♪ happy birthday to you |
1067 | 00:42:02,622 | 00:42:07,530 | ♪ happy birthday, dear Rory | ♪ happy birthday, dear Rory |
1068 | 00:42:07,560 | 00:42:11,767 | ♪ happy birthday to you | ♪ happy birthday to you |
1069 | 00:42:11,797 | 00:42:13,666 | [ cheers and applause ] | [ cheers and applause ] |
1070 | 00:42:19,503 | 00:42:21,332 | Ready to go? | Ready to go? |
1071 | 00:42:21,372 | 00:42:22,831 | Sure. | Sure. |
1072 | 00:42:30,507 | 00:42:32,805 | Hey. | Hey. |
1073 | 00:42:32,835 | 00:42:35,644 | You can pull link sausages out of me if you want. | You can pull link sausages out of me if you want. |