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1 00:00:46,111 00:00:47,281 You crushed that girl! You crushed that girl!
2 00:00:47,321 00:00:49,450 Hello, Lorelai. Hey, dad. Hello, Lorelai. Hey, dad.
3 00:00:49,480 00:00:51,748 We need to talk about Rory. We need to talk about Rory.
4 00:00:51,788 00:00:54,517 What about Rory? What about Rory?
5 00:00:54,557 00:00:56,556 I don't like what I see in that girl. I don't like what I see in that girl.
6 00:00:56,586 00:00:58,455 My eyes? She's lost focus. My eyes? She's lost focus.
7 00:00:58,485 00:01:00,623 She's drifting, aimless. She's drifting, aimless.
8 00:01:00,653 00:01:03,292 You know she's joined the d.A.R.? I saw the picture in the paper. You know she's joined the d.A.R.? I saw the picture in the paper.
9 00:01:03,322 00:01:05,121 She's running around, planning tea parties She's running around, planning tea parties
10 00:01:05,161 00:01:06,760 like she's the mad hatter. like she's the mad hatter.
11 00:01:06,790 00:01:09,358 All she talks about are seating charts and canapés All she talks about are seating charts and canapés
12 00:01:07,729 00:01:09,238 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... Previously on "Gilmore girls"...
13 00:01:09,258 00:01:11,257 I can't believe how fast you're growing up. I can't believe how fast you're growing up.
14 00:01:09,388 00:01:11,027 and fund-raisers and that boy. and fund-raisers and that boy.
15 00:01:11,057 00:01:12,357 You mean Logan? You mean Logan?
16 00:01:11,297 00:01:13,006 I have an internship available if you're interested. I have an internship available if you're interested.
17 00:01:12,397 00:01:14,425 She's heading in the wrong direction, She's heading in the wrong direction,
18 00:01:13,036 00:01:14,635 An internship? An internship?
19 00:01:14,465 00:01:16,065 and I don't like it. and I don't like it.
20 00:01:14,665 00:01:17,034 You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay. You don't got it. I thought I was doing okay.
21 00:01:16,095 00:01:18,193 Now, I've thought long and hard about this, Now, I've thought long and hard about this,
22 00:01:17,064 00:01:19,493 Rory's quitting Yale. What?! Rory's quitting Yale. What?!
23 00:01:18,233 00:01:19,633 and I've come to a decision. and I've come to a decision.
24 00:01:19,533 00:01:21,761 Everything's falling apart. I messed everything up. Everything's falling apart. I messed everything up.
25 00:01:19,663 00:01:21,062 We need a plan. We need a plan.
26 00:01:21,102 00:01:25,699 But [exhales] we... I had a plan. But [exhales] we... I had a plan.
27 00:01:21,801 00:01:23,540 I just don't know what to do. I just don't know what to do.
28 00:01:23,570 00:01:25,609 Rory will be taking some time off from Yale. Rory will be taking some time off from Yale.
29 00:01:25,639 00:01:27,638 She will be moving into the pool house here with us. She will be moving into the pool house here with us.
30 00:01:25,729 00:01:29,067 You changed the plan. Plan's gone, baby. You changed the plan. Plan's gone, baby.
31 00:01:27,668 00:01:30,237 And then, after a suitable time has passed, And then, after a suitable time has passed,
32 00:01:29,097 00:01:30,506 I don't appreciate your tone. I don't appreciate your tone.
33 00:01:30,277 00:01:32,675 we will revisit the subject of her returning to school. we will revisit the subject of her returning to school.
34 00:01:30,536 00:01:33,035 Apparently the proper tone went out with the plan. Apparently the proper tone went out with the plan.
35 00:01:32,705 00:01:33,904 Your mom and I are engaged. Your mom and I are engaged.
36 00:01:33,075 00:01:35,374 Do you understand? Rory's not headed back to school. Do you understand? Rory's not headed back to school.
37 00:01:33,944 00:01:35,114 Engaged? Engaged?
38 00:01:35,144 00:01:37,013 So I guess congratulations are in order? So I guess congratulations are in order?
39 00:01:35,404 00:01:36,703 Not yet, anyhow. Not yet, anyhow.
40 00:01:36,733 00:01:38,802 Not yet? Not now, not ever. Not yet? Not now, not ever.
41 00:01:37,043 00:01:38,082 So how are things at the new digs? So how are things at the new digs?
42 00:01:38,112 00:01:39,611 You guys set a date yet? You guys set a date yet?
43 00:01:38,842 00:01:41,470 Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this. Listen to me for just a moment. We can fix this.
44 00:01:39,641 00:01:42,640 A job's opened up at our d.A.R. Office. A job's opened up at our d.A.R. Office.
45 00:01:41,510 00:01:45,078 First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund. First of all, I can change the terms of Rory's trust fund.
46 00:01:42,680 00:01:44,718 Your big plan for Rory... How's that going, dad? Your big plan for Rory... How's that going, dad?
47 00:01:44,748 00:01:45,848 Is she back at Yale? Is she back at Yale?
48 00:01:45,108 00:01:47,347 Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns 25, Currently, she's set to receive it when she turns 25,
49 00:01:45,878 00:01:47,237 No, she's not. No, she's not.
50 00:01:47,277 00:01:49,046 What exactly happened at that paper, mitchum? What exactly happened at that paper, mitchum?
51 00:01:47,377 00:01:48,806 but I say we tell her but I say we tell her
52 00:01:48,846 00:01:51,245 it's contingent on her returning to Yale. it's contingent on her returning to Yale.
53 00:01:49,076 00:01:51,575 I did what I do with everyone. I called it like I saw it. I did what I do with everyone. I called it like I saw it.
54 00:01:51,275 00:01:53,144 Or we can use the opposite approach, Or we can use the opposite approach,
55 00:01:53,184 00:01:54,513 if you think it's better. if you think it's better.
56 00:01:54,543 00:01:56,112 Maybe we offer her a car Maybe we offer her a car
57 00:01:56,142 00:01:58,081 or the down payment on a town house. or the down payment on a town house.
58 00:01:58,111 00:01:59,650 Or I'll buy her the town house. Or I'll buy her the town house.
59 00:01:59,680 00:02:01,649 If there's something in it for her, If there's something in it for her,
60 00:02:01,679 00:02:03,818 maybe we can get her to change her mind. maybe we can get her to change her mind.
61 00:02:03,848 00:02:05,617 Thank you for the Dollhouse, dad. Thank you for the Dollhouse, dad.
62 00:02:05,647 00:02:07,456 It's greatly appreciated. It's greatly appreciated.
63 00:02:07,486 00:02:09,684 I don't believe this. Aren't you listening to me? I don't believe this. Aren't you listening to me?
64 00:02:09,714 00:02:11,323 Uh, no. Uh, no.
65 00:02:11,353 00:02:13,622 Lorelai, Rory is turning 21 years old in 10 days. Lorelai, Rory is turning 21 years old in 10 days.
66 00:02:13,652 00:02:15,051 Do you realize that? Do you realize that?
67 00:02:15,091 00:02:16,720 Yes, dad, I realize it. Yes, dad, I realize it.
68 00:02:16,750 00:02:19,289 She's 21. That's not a child. She's 21. That's not a child.
69 00:02:19,319 00:02:21,488 21-year-olds need to be working towards something. 21-year-olds need to be working towards something.
70 00:02:21,528 00:02:23,357 Rory will figure it out. Rory will figure it out.
71 00:02:23,397 00:02:26,625 Oh, please, she's 21. I couldn't tie my shoe at 21. Oh, please, she's 21. I couldn't tie my shoe at 21.
72 00:02:26,655 00:02:29,193 Well, Rory's advanced. She had the shoe thing down at 3. Well, Rory's advanced. She had the shoe thing down at 3.
73 00:02:29,223 00:02:30,662 I'm getting a little tired... I'm getting a little tired...
74 00:02:30,692 00:02:32,731 No, I'm getting a little tired of this conversation. No, I'm getting a little tired of this conversation.
75 00:02:32,761 00:02:35,130 I'm not interested in your plan. I'm not interested in your plan.
76 00:02:35,160 00:02:38,228 I'm not going to bribe my daughter with cars and money, I'm not going to bribe my daughter with cars and money,
77 00:02:38,268 00:02:40,137 mainly because it wouldn't work, mainly because it wouldn't work,
78 00:02:40,167 00:02:42,636 and if you'd ever met Rory, you would know it wouldn't work. and if you'd ever met Rory, you would know it wouldn't work.
79 00:02:42,666 00:02:45,364 Rory can't be bought, and I'm not gonna try and buy her. Rory can't be bought, and I'm not gonna try and buy her.
80 00:02:45,404 00:02:47,333 I want Rory to want to go back to school. I want Rory to want to go back to school.
81 00:02:47,373 00:02:49,502 She used to love to learn and read and study. She used to love to learn and read and study.
82 00:02:49,532 00:02:51,541 And that was freakish, but it was her. And that was freakish, but it was her.
83 00:02:51,571 00:02:53,110 And she's got to get herself back there. And she's got to get herself back there.
84 00:02:53,140 00:02:54,609 But... But...
85 00:02:54,639 00:02:56,838 No, when Rory wants help, she will ask for it. No, when Rory wants help, she will ask for it.
86 00:02:56,868 00:02:58,677 And the minute she does, I will fly in faster And the minute she does, I will fly in faster
87 00:02:58,707 00:03:00,845 than the gulfstream you're gonna offer to buy her next. than the gulfstream you're gonna offer to buy her next.
88 00:03:00,875 00:03:02,744 But until then, I'm sorry, you're on your own. But until then, I'm sorry, you're on your own.
89 00:03:02,774 00:03:04,144 Impossible girl. Impossible girl.
90 00:03:04,173 00:03:06,272 My native American name, I believe. My native American name, I believe.
91 00:03:10,380 00:03:13,818 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
92 00:03:13,848 00:03:19,115 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
93 00:03:19,145 00:03:22,813 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
94 00:03:22,853 00:03:27,450 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
95 00:03:27,490 00:03:32,088 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
96 00:03:32,118 00:03:36,225 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
97 00:03:36,255 00:03:39,154 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
98 00:03:39,194 00:03:40,763 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
99 00:03:40,793 00:03:44,861 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
100 00:03:44,890 00:03:49,858 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
101 00:03:49,898 00:03:53,795 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
102 00:03:53,835 00:03:56,634 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
103 00:03:56,664 00:03:59,202 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
104 00:03:59,232 00:04:03,300 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪
105 00:04:05,199 00:04:07,208 unbelievable. He's unbelievable. unbelievable. He's unbelievable.
106 00:04:07,238 00:04:09,467 He sure is. How did he lift this thing? He sure is. How did he lift this thing?
107 00:04:09,507 00:04:12,705 Pretending like it's an accident that Rory's still floundering. Pretending like it's an accident that Rory's still floundering.
108 00:04:12,735 00:04:14,244 Nothing's an accident. Nothing's an accident.
109 00:04:14,274 00:04:16,143 He caused this. He made this happen. He caused this. He made this happen.
110 00:04:16,173 00:04:17,572 It must weigh a thousand pounds. It must weigh a thousand pounds.
111 00:04:17,612 00:04:19,111 That was a low blow, That was a low blow,
112 00:04:19,141 00:04:21,110 bringing up Rory's birthday like that. bringing up Rory's birthday like that.
113 00:04:21,140 00:04:23,249 "She's turning 21, Lorelai. Did you know that?" "She's turning 21, Lorelai. Did you know that?"
114 00:04:23,279 00:04:25,208 [ Scoffs ] Of course I know that. [ Scoffs ] Of course I know that.
115 00:04:25,248 00:04:26,707 I was there when she was turning nothing. I was there when she was turning nothing.
116 00:04:26,747 00:04:28,516 I know she's turning 21. I know she's turning 21.
117 00:04:28,546 00:04:31,414 Does this thing have, like, a real foundation or something? Does this thing have, like, a real foundation or something?
118 00:04:31,444 00:04:33,613 It's just like my parents, you know, to double-cross me It's just like my parents, you know, to double-cross me
119 00:04:33,653 00:04:36,311 then get mad when I won't help them undo the double cross. then get mad when I won't help them undo the double cross.
120 00:04:36,351 00:04:38,280 Did he have guys with him? What? Did he have guys with him? What?
121 00:04:38,320 00:04:40,789 Guys to help him lift this thing. No, no guys. Guys to help him lift this thing. No, no guys.
122 00:04:40,819 00:04:43,457 No guys? Your dad is Hercules. No guys? Your dad is Hercules.
123 00:04:43,487 00:04:48,255 We had plans. [ Grunts ] What? We had plans. [ Grunts ] What?
124 00:04:48,285 00:04:51,293 We were gonna go to Atlantic city. We were gonna go to Atlantic city.
125 00:04:51,323 00:04:55,361 We were gonna sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, We were gonna sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59,
126 00:04:55,391 00:04:57,689 we were gonna order martinis, we were gonna order martinis,
127 00:04:57,729 00:05:01,397 and we were gonna be playing 21 when she turned 21. and we were gonna be playing 21 when she turned 21.
128 00:05:01,427 00:05:03,326 And then hopefully we'd win, And then hopefully we'd win,
129 00:05:03,366 00:05:06,764 and we'd take our winnings and we'd buy 21 things. and we'd take our winnings and we'd buy 21 things.
130 00:05:06,794 00:05:09,563 And then there was a thing about 21 guys And then there was a thing about 21 guys
131 00:05:09,593 00:05:11,661 that wouldn't really be appropriate anymore that wouldn't really be appropriate anymore
132 00:05:11,701 00:05:14,200 since the engagement, since the engagement,
133 00:05:14,230 00:05:16,669 but it was a good plan. but it was a good plan.
134 00:05:16,699 00:05:19,397 She probably doesn't even remember the plan. She probably doesn't even remember the plan.
135 00:05:19,437 00:05:21,366 She remembers the plan. She remembers the plan.
136 00:05:21,406 00:05:23,305 It wasn't like we talked about it every day. It wasn't like we talked about it every day.
137 00:05:23,335 00:05:24,734 It was just something we thought of. It was just something we thought of.
138 00:05:24,774 00:05:26,533 She remembers the plan. She remembers the plan.
139 00:05:26,573 00:05:29,341 I'm hungry. I'm ordering pizza. I'm hungry. I'm ordering pizza.
140 00:05:32,540 00:05:34,409 The top comes off. The top comes off.
141 00:05:36,378 00:05:37,747 Of course it does. Of course it does.
142 00:05:40,915 00:05:43,214 [ Footsteps approaching ] [ Footsteps approaching ]
143 00:05:46,812 00:05:49,150 Happy birthday, little girl. Happy birthday, little girl.
144 00:05:49,180 00:05:50,579 Hey. Hey.
145 00:05:50,619 00:05:53,788 I can't believe how fast you're growing up. I can't believe how fast you're growing up.
146 00:05:53,818 00:05:56,516 Really? Feels slow. Really? Feels slow.
147 00:05:56,546 00:05:58,385 Trust me, it's fast. Trust me, it's fast.
148 00:05:58,415 00:06:01,583 So, what do you think of your life so far? So, what do you think of your life so far?
149 00:06:01,623 00:06:03,292 I think it's pretty good. I think it's pretty good.
150 00:06:03,322 00:06:04,921 Any complaints? Any complaints?
151 00:06:04,951 00:06:07,620 I'd like that whole humidity thing to go away. I'd like that whole humidity thing to go away.
152 00:06:07,660 00:06:09,419 I'll work on that. I'll work on that.
153 00:06:09,459 00:06:11,827 So, do I look older? Oh, yeah. So, do I look older? Oh, yeah.
154 00:06:11,857 00:06:15,326 Walk into Denny's before 5:00, you got yourself a discount. Walk into Denny's before 5:00, you got yourself a discount.
155 00:06:15,355 00:06:16,525 Good deal. Good deal.
156 00:06:16,555 00:06:19,493 So, you know what I think? What? So, you know what I think? What?
157 00:06:19,523 00:06:21,632 I think you're a great, cool kid I think you're a great, cool kid
158 00:06:21,662 00:06:24,530 and the best friend a girl could have. and the best friend a girl could have.
159 00:06:24,560 00:06:26,159 Back at ya. Back at ya.
160 00:06:26,199 00:06:28,628 And it's so hard to believe And it's so hard to believe
161 00:06:28,668 00:06:31,896 that, at exactly this time many moons ago, that, at exactly this time many moons ago,
162 00:06:31,936 00:06:35,604 I was lying in exactly the same position. I was lying in exactly the same position.
163 00:06:35,634 00:06:37,333 Oh, boy, here we go. Oh, boy, here we go.
164 00:06:37,373 00:06:39,502 Only I had a fat stomach and huge ankles Only I had a fat stomach and huge ankles
165 00:06:39,532 00:06:41,441 and I was swearing like a sailor... and I was swearing like a sailor...
166 00:06:41,471 00:06:42,700 on leave. on leave.
167 00:06:42,740 00:06:44,909 On leave, right. And there I was... On leave, right. And there I was...
168 00:06:44,939 00:06:46,608 In labor... In labor...
169 00:06:46,638 00:06:48,707 And while there's some who call it And while there's some who call it
170 00:06:48,737 00:06:51,405 the most meaningful experience of their life... the most meaningful experience of their life...
171 00:06:51,445 00:06:53,544 you compare it to something more akin you compare it to something more akin
172 00:06:53,574 00:06:56,172 to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite. to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
173 00:06:56,212 00:06:57,582 Right. Right.
174 00:06:57,612 00:07:01,280 I wonder if the waltons ever did this. I wonder if the waltons ever did this.
175 00:07:02,949 00:07:04,348 What? What?
176 00:07:04,378 00:07:05,577 I just had a dream I just had a dream
177 00:07:05,617 00:07:08,585 that Madeleine albright was my mother. that Madeleine albright was my mother.
178 00:07:08,615 00:07:10,414 Hmm. Hmm.
179 00:07:12,713 00:07:14,582 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
180 00:07:21,818 00:07:23,287 Hey, there. Hey, there.
181 00:07:23,327 00:07:24,626 Oh, hi, sugar. Oh, hi, sugar.
182 00:07:24,656 00:07:26,385 Couldn't see you over the bags. Couldn't see you over the bags.
183 00:07:26,425 00:07:27,595 Wow, you got a lot of stuff there. Wow, you got a lot of stuff there.
184 00:07:27,625 00:07:29,354 You hunkering down for winter? You hunkering down for winter?
185 00:07:29,394 00:07:31,393 Nah, we're getting our supplies for our gallows. Nah, we're getting our supplies for our gallows.
186 00:07:31,423 00:07:34,531 Oh, yeah, you're gonna hang morey again? Do it every year. Oh, yeah, you're gonna hang morey again? Do it every year.
187 00:07:34,561 00:07:35,930 You're always the hit of the neighborhood. You're always the hit of the neighborhood.
188 00:07:35,960 00:07:37,629 What about you, honey? What are you gonna do? What about you, honey? What are you gonna do?
189 00:07:37,659 00:07:39,258 You know, the same thing I always do. You know, the same thing I always do.
190 00:07:39,298 00:07:40,697 Oh. Oh.
191 00:07:40,727 00:07:42,726 Gonna hang caramel apples from the tree again? Gonna hang caramel apples from the tree again?
192 00:07:42,766 00:07:44,535 The kids love 'em. Yeah. The kids love 'em. Yeah.
193 00:07:44,565 00:07:46,294 They're not that scary. They're not that scary.
194 00:07:46,334 00:07:48,733 Well, to a diabetic, they're downright terrifying. Well, to a diabetic, they're downright terrifying.
195 00:07:48,763 00:07:51,701 Huh? Okay. Caramel apples. Huh? Okay. Caramel apples.
196 00:07:51,731 00:07:53,600 And I will be handing out candy, And I will be handing out candy,
197 00:07:53,640 00:07:55,369 which, you know, is the entire point of Halloween. which, you know, is the entire point of Halloween.
198 00:07:55,399 00:07:57,968 Sure, honey. Well, we got a lot to do. Sure, honey. Well, we got a lot to do.
199 00:07:58,007 00:07:59,906 We got to go. No rest for the doomed. We got to go. No rest for the doomed.
200 00:07:59,936 00:08:01,705 See you later. See you later.
201 00:08:01,735 00:08:03,904 You know, I-I-I bought a haunted house cd You know, I-I-I bought a haunted house cd
202 00:08:03,944 00:08:05,773 to play in the background. to play in the background.
203 00:08:13,379 00:08:14,878 What time is our reservation? What time is our reservation?
204 00:08:14,908 00:08:16,707 Now. Oh. Now. Oh.
205 00:08:16,747 00:08:18,846 It's amazing what happens when you can't find your keys. It's amazing what happens when you can't find your keys.
206 00:08:18,876 00:08:21,314 I think we should order in tonight. I think we should order in tonight.
207 00:08:21,344 00:08:23,613 And the purse is down. And the purse is down.
208 00:08:23,653 00:08:25,252 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
209 00:08:25,282 00:08:26,711 Who is it? Who is it?
210 00:08:26,751 00:08:28,680 Emily Gilmore. Emily Gilmore.
211 00:08:28,720 00:08:30,519 [ Both chuckle ] [ Both chuckle ]
212 00:08:30,549 00:08:31,848 Coming, grandma. Coming, grandma.
213 00:08:37,555 00:08:40,324 I'm so sorry to bother you, Rory. I'm so sorry to bother you, Rory.
214 00:08:40,354 00:08:41,953 Hello, Logan. Hello, Emily. Hello, Logan. Hello, Emily.
215 00:08:41,993 00:08:43,762 Rory, could you check your closets? Rory, could you check your closets?
216 00:08:43,792 00:08:45,960 The maid hung up your dry cleaning today The maid hung up your dry cleaning today
217 00:08:45,990 00:08:48,789 and I am missing a blouse, and I want to know whether or not and I am missing a blouse, and I want to know whether or not
218 00:08:48,829 00:08:50,958 to add this to the list of reasons I'm firing her. to add this to the list of reasons I'm firing her.
219 00:08:50,998 00:08:53,596 Of course. I'll be right back. Thank you, Rory. Of course. I'll be right back. Thank you, Rory.
220 00:08:53,626 00:08:55,295 I'm so exhausted with incompetent people, I'm so exhausted with incompetent people,
221 00:08:55,325 00:08:56,924 I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know what to do anymore.
222 00:08:56,964 00:08:59,593 I feel like every person I hire immediately gets hit in the head I feel like every person I hire immediately gets hit in the head
223 00:08:59,633 00:09:02,831 with a mallet on their way out of the employment office. with a mallet on their way out of the employment office.
224 00:09:02,861 00:09:04,530 Do you have anything special planned Do you have anything special planned
225 00:09:04,570 00:09:05,999 for Rory's birthday next week? for Rory's birthday next week?
226 00:09:06,029 00:09:08,398 Uh... no, no plans. Uh... no, no plans.
227 00:09:08,438 00:09:11,766 Oh, good, because I would love to throw her a party here. Oh, good, because I would love to throw her a party here.
228 00:09:11,806 00:09:13,635 A 21st birthday is so special. A 21st birthday is so special.
229 00:09:13,675 00:09:16,573 But I didn't want to order 12 pounds of crab legs But I didn't want to order 12 pounds of crab legs
230 00:09:16,603 00:09:18,942 if you had plans to whisk her off to santorini. if you had plans to whisk her off to santorini.
231 00:09:18,972 00:09:20,611 No whisking plans in the works. No whisking plans in the works.
232 00:09:20,641 00:09:23,539 Sorry, grandma, your blouse isn't in there. Sorry, grandma, your blouse isn't in there.
233 00:09:23,579 00:09:26,777 Say, Rory, how would you like a birthday party next week? Say, Rory, how would you like a birthday party next week?
234 00:09:26,807 00:09:28,306 Oh, well... Oh, well...
235 00:09:28,346 00:09:29,876 It doesn't have to be a big, formal affair. It doesn't have to be a big, formal affair.
236 00:09:29,906 00:09:31,615 Just something fun with your friends Just something fun with your friends
237 00:09:31,645 00:09:34,883 and a few of the d.A.R. Ladies, whoever you want. and a few of the d.A.R. Ladies, whoever you want.
238 00:09:34,913 00:09:37,481 Sure, grandma, a party sounds fine. Sure, grandma, a party sounds fine.
239 00:09:37,511 00:09:39,510 I'll go right in and call the caterers. I'll go right in and call the caterers.
240 00:09:39,550 00:09:44,447 21 years old... Time flies, doesn't it? 21 years old... Time flies, doesn't it?
241 00:09:44,487 00:09:46,546 All right, you two, back to what you were doing. All right, you two, back to what you were doing.
242 00:09:48,615 00:09:50,284 Hey, grandma says. Hey, grandma says.
243 00:09:50,324 00:09:52,583 So, a 21st birthday big event. I guess. So, a 21st birthday big event. I guess.
244 00:09:52,623 00:09:54,592 Would've been nice if I had known about it. Would've been nice if I had known about it.
245 00:09:54,622 00:09:56,321 Oh, I didn't tell you? No. Oh, I didn't tell you? No.
246 00:09:56,351 00:09:57,820 I'm just not into birthdays. I'm just not into birthdays.
247 00:09:57,860 00:09:59,619 You're not into birthdays? You're not into birthdays?
248 00:09:59,659 00:10:02,027 You, who wore green head to toe on St. Patrick's day You, who wore green head to toe on St. Patrick's day
249 00:10:02,057 00:10:03,726 and bunny ears on easter? and bunny ears on easter?
250 00:10:03,756 00:10:05,655 I have stock in hallmark. What's up, ace? I have stock in hallmark. What's up, ace?
251 00:10:05,695 00:10:07,794 We should call the restaurant if we still want to eat there. We should call the restaurant if we still want to eat there.
252 00:10:07,824 00:10:11,662 Ace. I'm just not excited about this particular birthday. Ace. I'm just not excited about this particular birthday.
253 00:10:11,692 00:10:12,631 Why not? Why not?
254 00:10:12,661 00:10:14,730 Because I'm turning 21. Because I'm turning 21.
255 00:10:14,760 00:10:16,499 Yes? Yes?
256 00:10:16,529 00:10:19,298 My mom and I have been planning for my 21st birthday since... My mom and I have been planning for my 21st birthday since...
257 00:10:19,328 00:10:20,997 Well, my first memory is kindergarten, Well, my first memory is kindergarten,
258 00:10:21,037 00:10:23,735 but I have a feeling she was talking about it before then. but I have a feeling she was talking about it before then.
259 00:10:23,765 00:10:26,604 We had this whole big thing planned. Yeah? We had this whole big thing planned. Yeah?
260 00:10:26,634 00:10:28,902 We were gonna go to Atlantic city We were gonna go to Atlantic city
261 00:10:28,932 00:10:31,671 and sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59, and sit at a Blackjack table at 11:59,
262 00:10:31,701 00:10:33,909 and we'd be playing 21 when I turned 21. and we'd be playing 21 when I turned 21.
263 00:10:33,939 00:10:37,278 We were gonna drink martinis and win money and buy 21 things, We were gonna drink martinis and win money and buy 21 things,
264 00:10:37,307 00:10:39,436 and there was this thing including 21 guys and there was this thing including 21 guys
265 00:10:39,476 00:10:41,445 that would be totally inappropriate that would be totally inappropriate
266 00:10:41,475 00:10:42,644 now that I'm with you. now that I'm with you.
267 00:10:42,674 00:10:45,013 But it was a pretty big thing, and... But it was a pretty big thing, and...
268 00:10:45,043 00:10:47,742 And now we're not talking, so it's not gonna happen. And now we're not talking, so it's not gonna happen.
269 00:10:47,782 00:10:49,481 I'm just a little bummed. That's all. I'm just a little bummed. That's all.
270 00:10:49,511 00:10:50,950 I know you miss your mom. I know you miss your mom.
271 00:10:50,980 00:10:53,648 The concept's a little hard for me to grasp, The concept's a little hard for me to grasp,
272 00:10:53,678 00:10:54,878 but I know you do. but I know you do.
273 00:10:54,918 00:10:57,386 Well, you never got to know her. Well, you never got to know her.
274 00:10:57,416 00:10:58,885 She can be pretty cool. She can be pretty cool.
275 00:10:58,915 00:11:01,554 Hey, I know. I'll take you to Atlantic city. Hey, I know. I'll take you to Atlantic city.
276 00:11:01,584 00:11:04,422 What? We can still play 21 when you turn 21. What? We can still play 21 when you turn 21.
277 00:11:04,452 00:11:05,981 I'd still vote to put the kibosh I'd still vote to put the kibosh
278 00:11:06,021 00:11:07,790 on that thing with the 21 guys. on that thing with the 21 guys.
279 00:11:07,820 00:11:09,749 But other than that, I'm good to go. But other than that, I'm good to go.
280 00:11:09,789 00:11:11,518 You're sweet, but it's okay. You're sweet, but it's okay.
281 00:11:11,558 00:11:13,927 Come on, I'll get a car... 21 cars, if you like. Come on, I'll get a car... 21 cars, if you like.
282 00:11:13,957 00:11:16,885 No, I appreciate the offer a lot, No, I appreciate the offer a lot,
283 00:11:16,925 00:11:19,993 but I'll just have the party and let this birthday pass. but I'll just have the party and let this birthday pass.
284 00:11:20,023 00:11:21,562 Are you sure? Are you sure?
285 00:11:21,592 00:11:23,531 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
286 00:11:23,561 00:11:25,860 And I'm hungry. You ready to go? And I'm hungry. You ready to go?
287 00:11:25,890 00:11:27,999 Where did I put my keys? Where did I put my keys?
288 00:11:28,029 00:11:30,627 Oh, I think I saw them on the couch. Oh, I think I saw them on the couch.
289 00:11:30,667 00:11:33,266 Here we go again. Here we go again.
290 00:11:36,734 00:11:38,533 You know, when I was turning 21, You know, when I was turning 21,
291 00:11:38,563 00:11:40,472 I somehow got it into my head that I simply had to have I somehow got it into my head that I simply had to have
292 00:11:40,502 00:11:43,440 my invitations trimmed with real pearls. my invitations trimmed with real pearls.
293 00:11:43,470 00:11:44,769 I could not be convinced I could not be convinced
294 00:11:44,799 00:11:47,308 that it was at all tacky or impractical. that it was at all tacky or impractical.
295 00:11:47,338 00:11:49,767 I was right, and that was the way it had to be. I was right, and that was the way it had to be.
296 00:11:49,807 00:11:51,476 My mother was beside herself. My mother was beside herself.
297 00:11:51,506 00:11:53,345 I never heard so much sighing in my whole life. I never heard so much sighing in my whole life.
298 00:11:53,375 00:11:54,674 But in the end, But in the end,
299 00:11:54,704 00:11:57,342 she found me invitations lined with real pearls, she found me invitations lined with real pearls,
300 00:11:57,372 00:11:59,411 and I felt like the most important girl in the world. and I felt like the most important girl in the world.
301 00:11:59,441 00:12:00,780 So, come on, tell me... So, come on, tell me...
302 00:12:00,810 00:12:03,809 Which ones are your Pearl-trimmed invitations? Which ones are your Pearl-trimmed invitations?
303 00:12:03,849 00:12:05,578 Rory! Rory!
304 00:12:05,608 00:12:07,347 Hmm? Hmm?
305 00:12:07,377 00:12:08,676 You're supposed to try them all. You're supposed to try them all.
306 00:12:08,716 00:12:10,075 What? The cake. What? The cake.
307 00:12:10,115 00:12:11,584 Alfonso made us those samples. Alfonso made us those samples.
308 00:12:11,614 00:12:13,513 The least we can do is try them all. The least we can do is try them all.
309 00:12:13,553 00:12:15,712 Oh, okay, sure. Oh, okay, sure.
310 00:12:15,752 00:12:18,880 Well, I like the lace. Do you like the lace? Sure. Well, I like the lace. Do you like the lace? Sure.
311 00:12:18,920 00:12:20,349 All right. The lace it is. All right. The lace it is.
312 00:12:20,389 00:12:21,788 Now, the food. Now, the food.
313 00:12:21,818 00:12:24,617 I think we should go buffet... Much more youthful. I think we should go buffet... Much more youthful.
314 00:12:24,657 00:12:26,656 And what do you think of Sushi? And what do you think of Sushi?
315 00:12:26,686 00:12:28,455 Sushi feels young, doesn't it? Sushi feels young, doesn't it?
316 00:12:28,485 00:12:29,854 I certainly hope so. I certainly hope so.
317 00:12:29,884 00:12:31,753 You don't want any old Sushi hanging around. You don't want any old Sushi hanging around.
318 00:12:31,793 00:12:33,052 Now, we'll have a bar, Now, we'll have a bar,
319 00:12:33,092 00:12:35,461 heaters on the patio to stem the crowd. heaters on the patio to stem the crowd.
320 00:12:35,491 00:12:37,660 Oh, do you want a special tray-passed drink, Oh, do you want a special tray-passed drink,
321 00:12:37,689 00:12:39,658 like a sidecar maybe or a gin fizz? like a sidecar maybe or a gin fizz?
322 00:12:39,688 00:12:42,697 I used to love a nice gin fizz. I used to love a nice gin fizz.
323 00:12:42,727 00:12:45,725 Am I boring you? No, the lace is fine. Am I boring you? No, the lace is fine.
324 00:12:45,765 00:12:46,894 Rory, where is your head today? Rory, where is your head today?
325 00:12:46,924 00:12:48,733 I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm sorry.
326 00:12:48,763 00:12:51,502 There are a million other details I need to go over here. There are a million other details I need to go over here.
327 00:12:51,532 00:12:53,670 Would you like me to just do it myself? Would you like me to just do it myself?
328 00:12:53,700 00:12:55,729 Um, sure. You've got great taste. Um, sure. You've got great taste.
329 00:12:55,769 00:12:57,498 I trust you completely. I trust you completely.
330 00:12:57,538 00:12:58,798 All right. All right.
331 00:12:58,838 00:13:00,607 Then the only thing I need from you Then the only thing I need from you
332 00:13:00,637 00:13:02,565 is a little guidance on the guest list. is a little guidance on the guest list.
333 00:13:02,605 00:13:05,474 Now, I have the information for the d.A.R. Ladies, of course, Now, I have the information for the d.A.R. Ladies, of course,
334 00:13:05,504 00:13:07,503 and Logan... I have Logan's information. and Logan... I have Logan's information.
335 00:13:07,543 00:13:10,441 I believe I have the address of your Asian friend. I believe I have the address of your Asian friend.
336 00:13:10,471 00:13:12,110 Lane. She hasn't moved? Lane. She hasn't moved?
337 00:13:12,140 00:13:14,978 Not that I know of. She'll want to bring her boyfriend. Not that I know of. She'll want to bring her boyfriend.
338 00:13:15,008 00:13:16,837 Her boyfriend? How wonderful. Her boyfriend? How wonderful.
339 00:13:16,877 00:13:18,776 Rory's Asian friend... Lane. Rory's Asian friend... Lane.
340 00:13:18,806 00:13:19,846 Has a boyfriend. Has a boyfriend.
341 00:13:19,876 00:13:21,475 Now, what about Paris? Now, what about Paris?
342 00:13:21,515 00:13:23,584 Are you two friends? I never really could tell. Are you two friends? I never really could tell.
343 00:13:23,614 00:13:25,912 Paris should be on the list. Then Paris is on the list. Paris should be on the list. Then Paris is on the list.
344 00:13:25,942 00:13:27,681 She'll want to bring her boyfriend, too. She'll want to bring her boyfriend, too.
345 00:13:27,711 00:13:29,780 My goodness. I guess there's something in the air. My goodness. I guess there's something in the air.
346 00:13:29,810 00:13:34,517 I have the cheevers, your cousins from bridgeport. I have the cheevers, your cousins from bridgeport.
347 00:13:34,547 00:13:36,846 Now, do you want me to put your mother on this list? Now, do you want me to put your mother on this list?
348 00:13:36,886 00:13:38,385 Mom? Mom?
349 00:13:38,415 00:13:41,384 It's up to you. I just thought I should ask. It's up to you. I just thought I should ask.
350 00:13:41,423 00:13:43,083 Yes, put mom on the list. Yes, put mom on the list.
351 00:13:43,123 00:13:44,922 All right. She's on the list. All right. She's on the list.
352 00:13:44,951 00:13:46,850 And the chocolate praline crunch is the cake. And the chocolate praline crunch is the cake.
353 00:13:46,890 00:13:49,689 A chocolate praline crunch cake. A chocolate praline crunch cake.
354 00:13:49,719 00:13:51,788 A chocolate praline crunch cake A chocolate praline crunch cake
355 00:13:51,828 00:13:53,896 completely covered with pearls. completely covered with pearls.
356 00:13:53,926 00:13:55,855 Ah, to be 21 again. Ah, to be 21 again.
357 00:14:04,630 00:14:07,629 Wow! Looks great, guys. Wow! Looks great, guys.
358 00:14:07,669 00:14:10,567 [ Laughs ] Yeah, we made it bigger this year. [ Laughs ] Yeah, we made it bigger this year.
359 00:14:10,597 00:14:13,505 And we added a great new light effect to help morey's face And we added a great new light effect to help morey's face
360 00:14:13,535 00:14:14,935 look more distorted when he drops look more distorted when he drops
361 00:14:14,965 00:14:16,704 because, you know, when you really get hanged, because, you know, when you really get hanged,
362 00:14:16,734 00:14:18,003 your eyeballs sometimes explode your eyeballs sometimes explode
363 00:14:18,033 00:14:19,732 and your tongue splits down the middle. and your tongue splits down the middle.
364 00:14:19,772 00:14:20,871 It's disgusting. Wanna see? It's disgusting. Wanna see?
365 00:14:20,901 00:14:22,900 Uh... morey, shake a leg. Uh... morey, shake a leg.
366 00:14:22,940 00:14:23,969 Okay. Okay.
367 00:14:27,737 00:14:29,906 All set. All set.
368 00:14:29,936 00:14:32,505 Okay! Bombs away! Okay! Bombs away!
369 00:14:34,713 00:14:36,742 Now, remember, you got to twitch around a lot, Now, remember, you got to twitch around a lot,
370 00:14:36,772 00:14:39,441 make the kids think you're dying real slow and painful. make the kids think you're dying real slow and painful.
371 00:14:39,481 00:14:41,510 Obviously there'll be some blood shooting out, Obviously there'll be some blood shooting out,
372 00:14:41,550 00:14:42,879 but you get the picture. but you get the picture.
373 00:14:42,909 00:14:44,518 I-I-I do. I-I-I do.
374 00:14:44,548 00:14:46,817 Babette? Tight, babe. Babette? Tight, babe.
375 00:14:46,847 00:14:48,016 Do you need help, babette? Do you need help, babette?
376 00:14:48,046 00:14:49,985 Oh, no, as soon as he passes out, Oh, no, as soon as he passes out,
377 00:14:50,015 00:14:52,683 his muscles relax and I can slide him right out. his muscles relax and I can slide him right out.
378 00:14:52,713 00:14:55,452 Okay. See you guys later. Okay. See you guys later.
379 00:15:01,818 00:15:03,927 Luke, are you here? In the kitchen. Luke, are you here? In the kitchen.
380 00:15:03,957 00:15:06,525 Where's Paul anka? He didn't meet me at the door. Where's Paul anka? He didn't meet me at the door.
381 00:15:06,555 00:15:07,755 Peas scare him. Peas scare him.
382 00:15:07,795 00:15:09,524 Really? Huh. Really? Huh.
383 00:15:09,554 00:15:11,063 Peas? Cooked or raw? Peas? Cooked or raw?
384 00:15:11,093 00:15:13,122 Doesn't seem pleased with either form. Doesn't seem pleased with either form.
385 00:15:13,162 00:15:15,930 Okay, peas are out. What smells so good? Okay, peas are out. What smells so good?
386 00:15:15,960 00:15:17,959 Fried chicken. Luke, will you marry me? Fried chicken. Luke, will you marry me?
387 00:15:17,999 00:15:19,698 Set the table? Set the table?
388 00:15:19,728 00:15:22,896 Okay, first, I have some very exciting news to tell you. Okay, first, I have some very exciting news to tell you.
389 00:15:22,926 00:15:24,665 This year, I have decided This year, I have decided
390 00:15:24,695 00:15:27,434 to do a whole new thing for Halloween. to do a whole new thing for Halloween.
391 00:15:27,464 00:15:29,802 You're not gonna hang the caramel apples again? You're not gonna hang the caramel apples again?
392 00:15:29,832 00:15:31,601 Caramel apples aren't scary. Caramel apples aren't scary.
393 00:15:31,631 00:15:33,500 Well, what's scary is you opening your house up Well, what's scary is you opening your house up
394 00:15:33,540 00:15:35,499 to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids
395 00:15:35,539 00:15:38,837 wearing masks that hide any identifying features. wearing masks that hide any identifying features.
396 00:15:38,867 00:15:41,935 I have decided to do something totally different, I have decided to do something totally different,
397 00:15:41,975 00:15:43,974 and I'm gonna need your help. and I'm gonna need your help.
398 00:15:44,004 00:15:45,174 Sure. Okay. Sure. Okay.
399 00:15:45,204 00:15:47,412 I want to do a skit. I want to do a skit.
400 00:15:47,442 00:15:49,041 Skit? Yes, I want to be a mad scientist. Skit? Yes, I want to be a mad scientist.
401 00:15:49,071 00:15:51,680 I'm gonna come out in a blood-stained lab coat I'm gonna come out in a blood-stained lab coat
402 00:15:51,710 00:15:55,178 and freaky makeup and big, giant, Don King kind of hairdo, and freaky makeup and big, giant, Don King kind of hairdo,
403 00:15:55,208 00:15:58,176 and I'm going to turn the whole front yard into my laboratory. and I'm going to turn the whole front yard into my laboratory.
404 00:15:58,216 00:16:00,485 Wow. I'm gonna have a huge electric chair Wow. I'm gonna have a huge electric chair
405 00:16:00,515 00:16:02,484 and an operating table and test tubes and wires. and an operating table and test tubes and wires.
406 00:16:02,514 00:16:04,882 Sounds elaborate. You haven't heard the half of it, okay? Sounds elaborate. You haven't heard the half of it, okay?
407 00:16:04,912 00:16:06,881 And so I come out and I do mad scientist "banter," And so I come out and I do mad scientist "banter,"
408 00:16:06,911 00:16:08,920 like, "hey, who here is from bellevue?" like, "hey, who here is from bellevue?"
409 00:16:08,950 00:16:11,649 And "'girl interrupted'? That's my idea of a feel-good movie." And "'girl interrupted'? That's my idea of a feel-good movie."
410 00:16:11,689 00:16:13,518 I'll work on it. I'll work on it.
411 00:16:13,558 00:16:15,786 But anyway, after that, I'm gonna drag you out. What? But anyway, after that, I'm gonna drag you out. What?
412 00:16:15,816 00:16:18,125 You're strapped in an electric chair, You're strapped in an electric chair,
413 00:16:18,155 00:16:21,193 and I'm gonna throw the switch and totally electrocute you. and I'm gonna throw the switch and totally electrocute you.
414 00:16:21,223 00:16:22,123 And you're flailing around. And you're flailing around.
415 00:16:22,153 00:16:23,622 We'll rig something We'll rig something
416 00:16:23,662 00:16:25,621 where smoke and sparks shoot out of your nose. where smoke and sparks shoot out of your nose.
417 00:16:25,661 00:16:27,090 And then once you're dead, I'll throw you And then once you're dead, I'll throw you
418 00:16:27,120 00:16:29,588 onto the operating table and I'll cut you open. onto the operating table and I'll cut you open.
419 00:16:29,628 00:16:31,457 And I pull link sausages out of you And I pull link sausages out of you
420 00:16:31,497 00:16:33,466 and throw them into the crowd. and throw them into the crowd.
421 00:16:33,496 00:16:34,865 That's it? That's it?
422 00:16:34,895 00:16:37,094 Well, I mean, we can take a bow or something, Well, I mean, we can take a bow or something,
423 00:16:37,124 00:16:38,693 but, yeah, that's it. but, yeah, that's it.
424 00:16:38,733 00:16:41,532 Okay. Uh, just a couple of questions here. Okay. Uh, just a couple of questions here.
425 00:16:41,562 00:16:44,470 Once you've electrocuted me and I'm dead, Once you've electrocuted me and I'm dead,
426 00:16:44,500 00:16:47,199 how exactly do I get to the operating table? how exactly do I get to the operating table?
427 00:16:47,229 00:16:49,467 Maybe I can position the operating table Maybe I can position the operating table
428 00:16:49,497 00:16:50,866 right near the electric chair right near the electric chair
429 00:16:50,906 00:16:53,135 so I can just flop you over onto it after you die. so I can just flop you over onto it after you die.
430 00:16:53,165 00:16:55,474 Okay, let's say we work that out. Okay, let's say we work that out.
431 00:16:55,504 00:16:57,173 Now I'm on the table. Now I'm on the table.
432 00:16:57,203 00:16:58,872 You're gonna cut me open with what? You're gonna cut me open with what?
433 00:16:58,902 00:17:00,611 A big, rusty saw. A big, rusty saw.
434 00:17:00,641 00:17:02,510 And then you're gonna pull link sausages out of me. And then you're gonna pull link sausages out of me.
435 00:17:02,540 00:17:06,208 Real slow and creepy like. Okay, great. Last question. Real slow and creepy like. Okay, great. Last question.
436 00:17:06,238 00:17:08,047 Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit Uh, what are the odds of you getting me to do a skit
437 00:17:08,077 00:17:09,506 where you electrocute me, cut me open, where you electrocute me, cut me open,
438 00:17:09,546 00:17:11,045 and pull link sausages out of me? and pull link sausages out of me?
439 00:17:11,075 00:17:12,574 'Cause I'm thinking they're right up there 'Cause I'm thinking they're right up there
440 00:17:12,614 00:17:14,213 with pia zadora making a big comeback. with pia zadora making a big comeback.
441 00:17:14,243 00:17:15,782 Oh, come on. This will be fun. Oh, come on. This will be fun.
442 00:17:15,812 00:17:17,651 No way, not happening. No way, not happening.
443 00:17:17,681 00:17:19,150 But this is our first Halloween But this is our first Halloween
444 00:17:19,180 00:17:20,820 as a full-blown, committed, soon-to-be-married couple. as a full-blown, committed, soon-to-be-married couple.
445 00:17:20,850 00:17:23,218 We need to start our own traditions. We need to start our own traditions.
446 00:17:23,248 00:17:25,787 I'll build you the chair, help with the test tubes, and then I'm done. I'll build you the chair, help with the test tubes, and then I'm done.
447 00:17:25,817 00:17:28,085 You would be so scary with smoke coming out of your nose. You would be so scary with smoke coming out of your nose.
448 00:17:28,115 00:17:29,784 I really want to see that. I really want to see that.
449 00:17:29,814 00:17:31,823 We're gonna be together the rest of our lives, We're gonna be together the rest of our lives,
450 00:17:31,853 00:17:33,692 so odds are you will. so odds are you will.
451 00:17:33,722 00:17:35,151 Chicken's burning. I got to concentrate. Chicken's burning. I got to concentrate.
452 00:17:35,191 00:17:37,690 Why don't you go find your psychotic dog? Why don't you go find your psychotic dog?
453 00:17:37,720 00:17:40,858 Okay, but this discussion is not over. Okay, but this discussion is not over.
454 00:17:40,888 00:17:43,697 Here, Paul anka. Mommy's got your broccoli. Here, Paul anka. Mommy's got your broccoli.
455 00:17:51,532 00:17:53,061 Out. Out.
456 00:17:53,091 00:17:55,500 I can't believe you're not gonna come in. I can't believe you're not gonna come in.
457 00:17:55,530 00:17:56,959 I told you I'm meeting my father I told you I'm meeting my father
458 00:17:56,999 00:17:59,468 at 7:30 in the morning in New York. at 7:30 in the morning in New York.
459 00:17:59,498 00:18:01,237 I loved the dinner tonight. I'm glad. I loved the dinner tonight. I'm glad.
460 00:18:01,267 00:18:02,736 I've never had Sri Lankan food before. I've never had Sri Lankan food before.
461 00:18:02,766 00:18:04,205 I thought you'd like it. I thought you'd like it.
462 00:18:04,235 00:18:06,004 And I appreciate you lying to me and answering "chicken" And I appreciate you lying to me and answering "chicken"
463 00:18:06,034 00:18:08,103 every time I asked you what I was eating. every time I asked you what I was eating.
464 00:18:08,133 00:18:10,841 15 courses... one of them was bound to be chicken. And that dessert. 15 courses... one of them was bound to be chicken. And that dessert.
465 00:18:10,871 00:18:12,900 Do you really think you can keep talking long enough Do you really think you can keep talking long enough
466 00:18:12,940 00:18:14,539 I forget I can't come in? I forget I can't come in?
467 00:18:14,569 00:18:15,908 I've seen my mom do it before. I've seen my mom do it before.
468 00:18:15,938 00:18:17,707 I thought maybe it was a family trait. I thought maybe it was a family trait.
469 00:18:21,105 00:18:23,814 Just for an hour. No. Just for an hour. No.
470 00:18:26,872 00:18:28,711 Half an hour? No. Half an hour? No.
471 00:18:28,741 00:18:29,980 15 minutes? No. 15 minutes? No.
472 00:18:30,010 00:18:31,610 Okay, an hour. Okay, an hour.
473 00:18:31,650 00:18:33,778 You're getting better at this. You're getting better at this.
474 00:18:39,085 00:18:41,584 Ow, you bit my lip. Ow, you bit my lip.
475 00:18:41,614 00:18:43,953 I didn't mean to startle you two. I didn't mean to startle you two.
476 00:18:43,983 00:18:47,750 I heard a noise out here and just came to check it out. I heard a noise out here and just came to check it out.
477 00:18:47,790 00:18:49,250 Everything all right? Everything all right?
478 00:18:49,290 00:18:50,889 I was just dropping Rory off. I was just dropping Rory off.
479 00:18:50,919 00:18:51,858 Hi, grandpa. Hi, grandpa.
480 00:18:51,888 00:18:53,827 Hello, Rory. Hello, Rory.
481 00:18:53,857 00:18:56,555 Well, I'll just say good night, then. Well, I'll just say good night, then.
482 00:18:56,585 00:18:57,495 Good night, grandpa. Good night, grandpa.
483 00:18:57,525 00:18:59,224 Good night, Richard. Good night, Richard.
484 00:19:01,193 00:19:02,722 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
485 00:19:02,762 00:19:04,561 Was it the mortigans' dalmatian Was it the mortigans' dalmatian
486 00:19:04,591 00:19:06,990 trying to mate with our lion statues again? trying to mate with our lion statues again?
487 00:19:07,030 00:19:08,729 No, it was not the mortigans' dalmatian. No, it was not the mortigans' dalmatian.
488 00:19:08,759 00:19:10,498 It was Rory and Logan. It was Rory and Logan.
489 00:19:10,528 00:19:12,027 How natural selection hasn't wiped out dogs like that, How natural selection hasn't wiped out dogs like that,
490 00:19:12,067 00:19:13,596 I'll never know. I'll never know.
491 00:19:13,636 00:19:15,265 Rory and Logan? It was Rory and Logan. Rory and Logan? It was Rory and Logan.
492 00:19:15,295 00:19:17,863 They just came home. Logan was dropping Rory off. They just came home. Logan was dropping Rory off.
493 00:19:17,903 00:19:20,732 Well, that's nice. Oh, look at this bedroom set. Well, that's nice. Oh, look at this bedroom set.
494 00:19:20,772 00:19:22,771 Richard, you would love these pillows. Richard, you would love these pillows.
495 00:19:22,801 00:19:24,740 Seems I interrupted their goodbyes. Seems I interrupted their goodbyes.
496 00:19:24,770 00:19:27,538 Richard, now they're going to think we were spying on them. Richard, now they're going to think we were spying on them.
497 00:19:27,568 00:19:29,737 This settee is lovely, also. This settee is lovely, also.
498 00:19:29,767 00:19:32,505 They were engaged in a round of serious necking. They were engaged in a round of serious necking.
499 00:19:32,535 00:19:33,944 What do you mean? What do you mean?
500 00:19:33,974 00:19:36,003 You know exactly what I mean. You know exactly what I mean.
501 00:19:36,043 00:19:38,672 You know, Richard, Rory's growing up. Mm-hmm. You know, Richard, Rory's growing up. Mm-hmm.
502 00:19:38,712 00:19:40,810 She's turning 21 next week. She's turning 21 next week.
503 00:19:40,840 00:19:42,140 Is that what the flotilla of party planners Is that what the flotilla of party planners
504 00:19:42,180 00:19:43,679 outside our door was about? outside our door was about?
505 00:19:43,709 00:19:46,177 Logan is certainly a very experienced young man. Logan is certainly a very experienced young man.
506 00:19:46,207 00:19:48,546 Man of the world, Emily, man of the world. Man of the world, Emily, man of the world.
507 00:19:48,576 00:19:51,614 You know, Richard, it might be that time. What time? You know, Richard, it might be that time. What time?
508 00:19:51,644 00:19:54,113 She might be getting ready to have relations with that boy. She might be getting ready to have relations with that boy.
509 00:19:54,153 00:19:56,681 Have you seen the size of that sports car of his? Have you seen the size of that sports car of his?
510 00:19:56,711 00:19:58,620 There's no room to cross your legs, There's no room to cross your legs,
511 00:19:58,650 00:19:59,880 much less anything else. much less anything else.
512 00:19:59,920 00:20:01,749 The car is not the only place The car is not the only place
513 00:20:01,789 00:20:03,248 they're getting affectionate, Richard. they're getting affectionate, Richard.
514 00:20:03,288 00:20:05,616 I walked in on them the other day in the pool house. I walked in on them the other day in the pool house.
515 00:20:05,656 00:20:07,156 They were very cozy on the couch, They were very cozy on the couch,
516 00:20:07,186 00:20:09,184 and they certainly weren't looking for her keys. and they certainly weren't looking for her keys.
517 00:20:09,224 00:20:11,193 Do you really think? I really think. Do you really think? I really think.
518 00:20:11,223 00:20:14,092 If she's getting ready to take that step, If she's getting ready to take that step,
519 00:20:14,122 00:20:15,661 we have to do something. we have to do something.
520 00:20:15,691 00:20:17,760 I couldn't agree more. Tomorrow. I couldn't agree more. Tomorrow.
521 00:20:17,790 00:20:18,859 Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
522 00:20:20,088 00:20:22,797 I am in love with this bedroom set. I am in love with this bedroom set.
523 00:20:26,065 00:20:27,194 Okay, so, what kind of link sausage Okay, so, what kind of link sausage
524 00:20:27,224 00:20:28,833 would you like to pull out of Luke? would you like to pull out of Luke?
525 00:20:28,863 00:20:30,902 I'm not sure. Nothing too wimpy. I'm not sure. Nothing too wimpy.
526 00:20:30,932 00:20:33,531 Luke's a big guy, so he needs big-guy sausage. Don't we all. Luke's a big guy, so he needs big-guy sausage. Don't we all.
527 00:20:33,571 00:20:35,170 Don't make my man's sausage dirty. Don't make my man's sausage dirty.
528 00:20:35,200 00:20:37,868 You could go kielbasa. That's a big-guy sausage. You could go kielbasa. That's a big-guy sausage.
529 00:20:37,898 00:20:39,297 Technically, Luke hasn't agreed Technically, Luke hasn't agreed
530 00:20:39,337 00:20:40,906 to let me pull anything out of him. to let me pull anything out of him.
531 00:20:40,936 00:20:42,805 Small detail. Miniscule roadblock. Small detail. Miniscule roadblock.
532 00:20:42,835 00:20:45,234 Well, personally, I love the Louisiana sweet sausage Well, personally, I love the Louisiana sweet sausage
533 00:20:45,274 00:20:46,973 'cause it has the nicest flavor... 'cause it has the nicest flavor...
534 00:20:47,003 00:20:48,872 A little bite, but not too overwhelming. A little bite, but not too overwhelming.
535 00:20:48,902 00:20:50,171 I'm not gonna eat the sausage. I'm not gonna eat the sausage.
536 00:20:50,201 00:20:52,240 I'm going to pull it out of Luke. I'm going to pull it out of Luke.
537 00:20:52,270 00:20:54,009 Mail just came. Oh, thanks. Mail just came. Oh, thanks.
538 00:20:54,039 00:20:55,808 Well, if you're just going by looks, Well, if you're just going by looks,
539 00:20:55,838 00:20:57,877 I'd go cajun because it's red. I'd go cajun because it's red.
540 00:20:57,907 00:20:59,146 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
541 00:21:01,875 00:21:03,844 What's the matter? Nothing. What's the matter? Nothing.
542 00:21:03,884 00:21:05,682 It's not nothing. It's not nothing.
543 00:21:05,712 00:21:07,911 It's an invitation to Rory Gilmore's 21st birthday party. It's an invitation to Rory Gilmore's 21st birthday party.
544 00:21:07,951 00:21:09,610 Wow. Look at all that lace. Wow. Look at all that lace.
545 00:21:09,650 00:21:11,619 Man, that's a pretty invitation. Sure is. Man, that's a pretty invitation. Sure is.
546 00:21:11,649 00:21:13,118 Are you going to go? Are you going to go?
547 00:21:13,148 00:21:15,787 This isn't from Rory. This is from my dad via my mom. This isn't from Rory. This is from my dad via my mom.
548 00:21:15,817 00:21:17,146 It is? It is?
549 00:21:17,186 00:21:18,955 It's just my dad trying to manipulate me It's just my dad trying to manipulate me
550 00:21:18,985 00:21:20,984 and get me involved in a plan to manipulate Rory. and get me involved in a plan to manipulate Rory.
551 00:21:21,024 00:21:22,883 But you had a plan. I know. But you had a plan. I know.
552 00:21:22,923 00:21:24,822 Boy, they are determined. Boy, they are determined.
553 00:21:24,852 00:21:26,721 Determined, demented, de-lovely. Determined, demented, de-lovely.
554 00:21:26,751 00:21:28,560 I can't believe Rory's turning 21. I can't believe Rory's turning 21.
555 00:21:28,590 00:21:30,588 It seems like just yesterday she was crying It seems like just yesterday she was crying
556 00:21:30,628 00:21:32,188 because you told her Charlotte bronte because you told her Charlotte bronte
557 00:21:32,227 00:21:34,696 couldn't come to her sleepover because she's dead. couldn't come to her sleepover because she's dead.
558 00:21:34,726 00:21:36,625 I'm gonna go check the reservation book. I'm gonna go check the reservation book.
559 00:21:36,655 00:21:38,064 Too much Rory talk. Too much Rory talk.
560 00:21:38,094 00:21:40,693 Oh, just a tad. It's making me bummed, so... Oh, just a tad. It's making me bummed, so...
561 00:21:40,733 00:21:42,991 We could go back to our sausage talk. We could go back to our sausage talk.
562 00:21:43,031 00:21:44,930 Maybe later. Maybe later.
563 00:21:47,829 00:21:50,797 Oh, my god, it smells good in here. Oh, my god, it smells good in here.
564 00:21:50,837 00:21:52,996 Well, I see someone got our dinner invitation. Well, I see someone got our dinner invitation.
565 00:21:53,036 00:21:54,665 Yes, I did, and thank you. Yes, I did, and thank you.
566 00:21:54,705 00:21:56,264 It's been weeks since I've had anything It's been weeks since I've had anything
567 00:21:56,304 00:21:58,073 that hasn't been supersized for dinner. that hasn't been supersized for dinner.
568 00:21:58,103 00:22:00,072 You've been so busy lately, I had to resort You've been so busy lately, I had to resort
569 00:22:00,102 00:22:02,201 to pot roast and mashed potatoes to get you here. to pot roast and mashed potatoes to get you here.
570 00:22:02,241 00:22:03,740 Pot roast and mashed potatoes? Pot roast and mashed potatoes?
571 00:22:03,770 00:22:05,269 With baby carrots, Parker house rolls, With baby carrots, Parker house rolls,
572 00:22:05,309 00:22:07,308 and ice cream sundaes for dessert. and ice cream sundaes for dessert.
573 00:22:07,338 00:22:09,077 Wow. Am I dying? Wow. Am I dying?
574 00:22:09,107 00:22:10,906 Would you grab that bottle of wine? Would you grab that bottle of wine?
575 00:22:10,946 00:22:11,775 Sure. Sure.
576 00:22:13,974 00:22:17,142 Rory, how lovely that you could join us. Rory, how lovely that you could join us.
577 00:22:17,172 00:22:18,781 Do you know the reverend boatwright? Do you know the reverend boatwright?
578 00:22:18,811 00:22:21,580 Uh, no. Emily: Oh, I can't believe that. Uh, no. Emily: Oh, I can't believe that.
579 00:22:21,610 00:22:24,078 Reverend boatwright has been our minister for years. Reverend boatwright has been our minister for years.
580 00:22:24,118 00:22:26,317 By now he's more a friend than a minister. By now he's more a friend than a minister.
581 00:22:26,347 00:22:28,186 Well, it's nice to meet you, reverend boatwright. Well, it's nice to meet you, reverend boatwright.
582 00:22:28,216 00:22:30,085 It's nice to meet you, too, Rory. It's nice to meet you, too, Rory.
583 00:22:30,115 00:22:31,814 I hear pot roast is your favorite, too. I hear pot roast is your favorite, too.
584 00:22:31,854 00:22:33,083 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
585 00:22:33,113 00:22:35,322 Rory, sit, sit. It's amazing. Rory, sit, sit. It's amazing.
586 00:22:35,352 00:22:37,820 All the wonderful foods in this world, All the wonderful foods in this world,
587 00:22:37,850 00:22:40,589 the greatest chefs with the most exotic ingredients, the greatest chefs with the most exotic ingredients,
588 00:22:40,619 00:22:42,958 and yet this girl still wants pot roast. and yet this girl still wants pot roast.
589 00:22:42,988 00:22:44,327 Roll, reverend? Roll, reverend?
590 00:22:44,357 00:22:46,226 Well, thank you. Don't mind if I do. Well, thank you. Don't mind if I do.
591 00:22:46,256 00:22:49,094 Hmm. I wonder where that salad is. Hmm. I wonder where that salad is.
592 00:22:49,124 00:22:52,022 Will you excuse me? I'll be right back. Will you excuse me? I'll be right back.
593 00:22:52,062 00:22:56,030 You know, Emily ordered some of that wonderful Irish butter. You know, Emily ordered some of that wonderful Irish butter.
594 00:22:56,060 00:22:57,629 You haven't tasted rolls You haven't tasted rolls
595 00:22:57,659 00:23:00,128 until you've had them with Irish butter. until you've had them with Irish butter.
596 00:23:00,158 00:23:03,736 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
597 00:23:03,766 00:23:05,735 And then there were two. And then there were two.
598 00:23:05,765 00:23:08,663 Your grandparents have told me a lot about you, Rory. Your grandparents have told me a lot about you, Rory.
599 00:23:08,703 00:23:10,972 Oh, yeah? They're very proud of you, you know. Oh, yeah? They're very proud of you, you know.
600 00:23:11,002 00:23:13,170 Well, then it's a mutual admiration society. Well, then it's a mutual admiration society.
601 00:23:13,200 00:23:15,669 You have a birthday coming up next week? 21st. You have a birthday coming up next week? 21st.
602 00:23:15,699 00:23:18,068 Must be wonderful being a young woman, just turning 21. Must be wonderful being a young woman, just turning 21.
603 00:23:18,108 00:23:21,636 The world is out there, just waiting to be conquered. I guess so. The world is out there, just waiting to be conquered. I guess so.
604 00:23:21,676 00:23:24,044 I hear you have a boyfriend. Yes. I hear you have a boyfriend. Yes.
605 00:23:24,074 00:23:26,773 Ah, young love. It can be so exhilarating, so intense... Ah, young love. It can be so exhilarating, so intense...
606 00:23:26,803 00:23:29,071 All those feelings rushing around inside of you. All those feelings rushing around inside of you.
607 00:23:29,111 00:23:32,140 I remember being young and having all those crazy feelings. I remember being young and having all those crazy feelings.
608 00:23:32,180 00:23:34,049 Oh, yeah? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah? Oh, yes.
609 00:23:34,079 00:23:37,207 You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts.
610 00:23:37,247 00:23:40,645 Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift. Your virtue, for example, is a gift, a precious gift.
611 00:23:40,685 00:23:43,014 Possibly the most precious gift you possess. Possibly the most precious gift you possess.
612 00:23:43,044 00:23:44,313 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
613 00:23:44,353 00:23:46,911 You want to give this gift very carefully. You want to give this gift very carefully.
614 00:23:46,951 00:23:49,150 It is a gift you can give to only one man. It is a gift you can give to only one man.
615 00:23:49,180 00:23:52,288 Once you give it, it's gone. You can't regift it. Once you give it, it's gone. You can't regift it.
616 00:23:52,318 00:23:55,087 If you give it away too soon to the wrong man, If you give it away too soon to the wrong man,
617 00:23:55,117 00:23:56,956 then when the right one does come along, then when the right one does come along,
618 00:23:56,986 00:23:58,855 you have no gift to give. you have no gift to give.
619 00:23:58,885 00:24:01,023 You'll have to buy him a sweater. You'll have to buy him a sweater.
620 00:24:01,053 00:24:02,623 Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you understand what I'm saying?
621 00:24:02,653 00:24:03,922 No. No.
622 00:24:03,962 00:24:06,390 Think long and hard about when and to whom Think long and hard about when and to whom
623 00:24:06,420 00:24:09,259 you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away. you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away.
624 00:24:09,289 00:24:11,797 Oh. Yes. Oh. Yes.
625 00:24:11,827 00:24:14,096 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, indeed. Oh, dear. Oh, dear, indeed.
626 00:24:14,126 00:24:18,793 Um... well [chuckles] listen, reverend. Um... well [chuckles] listen, reverend.
627 00:24:18,833 00:24:21,762 I really appreciate you taking the time out I really appreciate you taking the time out
628 00:24:21,802 00:24:24,630 of what I assume is a busy day of what I assume is a busy day
629 00:24:24,670 00:24:28,198 to come here and talk to me about... All of this, to come here and talk to me about... All of this,
630 00:24:28,238 00:24:30,197 but, um, I'm afraid but, um, I'm afraid
631 00:24:30,237 00:24:32,835 the ultimate-gift ship has sailed. the ultimate-gift ship has sailed.
632 00:24:32,865 00:24:34,405 What? What?
633 00:24:34,435 00:24:37,103 A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now. A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now.
634 00:24:37,133 00:24:40,071 Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
635 00:24:40,101 00:24:41,670 Well... Well...
636 00:24:41,710 00:24:43,979 So, have you seen "the 40-year-old virgin"? So, have you seen "the 40-year-old virgin"?
637 00:24:44,009 00:24:45,338 'Cause you might like it. 'Cause you might like it.
638 00:25:07,816 00:25:09,255 Well, it can't go next to the Sushi, Well, it can't go next to the Sushi,
639 00:25:09,285 00:25:11,684 so I guess the cake will have to go in there. so I guess the cake will have to go in there.
640 00:25:11,723 00:25:13,083 Maybe in the corner? Maybe in the corner?
641 00:25:13,123 00:25:15,092 Grandma. Oh, Rory, good. Grandma. Oh, Rory, good.
642 00:25:15,122 00:25:17,250 Do you think we should have a carving station Do you think we should have a carving station
643 00:25:17,290 00:25:19,159 in case some people find Sushi unappealing, in case some people find Sushi unappealing,
644 00:25:19,189 00:25:20,688 or will the passed hors d'oeuvres be enough? or will the passed hors d'oeuvres be enough?
645 00:25:20,728 00:25:22,188 Either way. Either way.
646 00:25:22,228 00:25:24,996 "Either way" is not an opinion, just for future reference. "Either way" is not an opinion, just for future reference.
647 00:25:25,026 00:25:27,764 Let's have a carving station... Just beef, no Turkey. Let's have a carving station... Just beef, no Turkey.
648 00:25:27,794 00:25:29,164 What happened to the pool house? What happened to the pool house?
649 00:25:29,194 00:25:31,133 What do you mean? It's full of stuff. What do you mean? It's full of stuff.
650 00:25:31,163 00:25:33,731 Oh, yes, the rentals... I had absolutely nowhere to put them. Oh, yes, the rentals... I had absolutely nowhere to put them.
651 00:25:33,761 00:25:35,100 They said it might rain tonight, They said it might rain tonight,
652 00:25:35,130 00:25:36,899 so I just put them in the pool house. so I just put them in the pool house.
653 00:25:36,929 00:25:38,898 But I live in the pool house. What am I supposed to do? But I live in the pool house. What am I supposed to do?
654 00:25:38,928 00:25:41,297 I packed up your things and put them in your old room upstairs. I packed up your things and put them in your old room upstairs.
655 00:25:41,337 00:25:42,436 Upstairs? Uh-huh. Upstairs? Uh-huh.
656 00:25:42,466 00:25:43,965 The room right next to ours. The room right next to ours.
657 00:25:44,005 00:25:46,034 We can knock secret-code messages to each other We can knock secret-code messages to each other
658 00:25:46,064 00:25:47,363 like we're in camp. like we're in camp.
659 00:25:47,403 00:25:49,372 No, I didn't tell you to put that there. No, I didn't tell you to put that there.
660 00:25:49,402 00:25:50,941 You're fired. You're fired.
661 00:25:50,971 00:25:52,700 Grandma, has mom rsvp'ed? Grandma, has mom rsvp'ed?
662 00:25:52,740 00:25:55,009 I don't know, Rory. Check the list. I don't know, Rory. Check the list.
663 00:25:55,039 00:25:57,837 Yes, out now, please. Thank you. Yes, out now, please. Thank you.
664 00:25:57,877 00:26:00,106 The list says no. The list says no.
665 00:26:00,136 00:26:02,905 Then I guess the answer's no. Well, that's just wrong. Then I guess the answer's no. Well, that's just wrong.
666 00:26:02,945 00:26:05,313 When an invitations says "rsvp," you rsvp. When an invitations says "rsvp," you rsvp.
667 00:26:05,343 00:26:07,442 That's what you do. It's not rocket science. That's what you do. It's not rocket science.
668 00:26:07,472 00:26:09,681 Maybe she's still coming. But how do we know? Maybe she's still coming. But how do we know?
669 00:26:09,711 00:26:11,350 If she doesn't call, how will we know whether or not If she doesn't call, how will we know whether or not
670 00:26:11,380 00:26:13,209 to make an extra chocolate box, huh? to make an extra chocolate box, huh?
671 00:26:13,249 00:26:15,348 If she doesn't call, she won't have a chocolate box. If she doesn't call, she won't have a chocolate box.
672 00:26:15,378 00:26:18,186 We can make an extra chocolate box, Rory. No. We can make an extra chocolate box, Rory. No.
673 00:26:18,216 00:26:20,215 Why should we make an extra chocolate box? Why should we make an extra chocolate box?
674 00:26:20,245 00:26:22,284 I mean, we're paying for these things. I mean, we're paying for these things.
675 00:26:22,314 00:26:24,752 Chocolate boxes do not just grow on trees. Chocolate boxes do not just grow on trees.
676 00:26:24,782 00:26:27,081 They're made by these hardworking people right here, They're made by these hardworking people right here,
677 00:26:27,121 00:26:28,850 and it is not right and it is not right
678 00:26:28,890 00:26:31,359 to make these people spend hours making extra chocolate boxes to make these people spend hours making extra chocolate boxes
679 00:26:31,388 00:26:34,427 because people are too lazy to make a stupid phone call! because people are too lazy to make a stupid phone call!
680 00:26:34,457 00:26:36,985 Rory! Rory!
681 00:26:40,094 00:26:41,923 Luke: You're gonna be sick. No. Luke: You're gonna be sick. No.
682 00:26:41,963 00:26:44,061 It's already loaded with chocolate chips. It's already loaded with chocolate chips.
683 00:26:44,091 00:26:46,130 That's candy, and you're adding whipped cream. That's candy, and you're adding whipped cream.
684 00:26:46,160 00:26:47,699 That's more candy. That's more candy.
685 00:26:47,729 00:26:49,858 Got any jelly beans? I'm gonna be sick. Got any jelly beans? I'm gonna be sick.
686 00:26:49,898 00:26:51,927 [ Telephone rings ] Oh, and a cherry. [ Telephone rings ] Oh, and a cherry.
687 00:26:51,967 00:26:53,126 Luke's. Luke's.
688 00:26:53,166 00:26:54,965 Rory: Luke, is my mother there? Rory: Luke, is my mother there?
689 00:26:54,995 00:26:56,394 Rory? Rory? Rory? Rory?
690 00:26:56,434 00:26:58,303 Yes, it's Rory. Is my mother there? Yes, it's Rory. Is my mother there?
691 00:26:58,333 00:27:01,801 I'll give her to you. That's Rory for me? I'll give her to you. That's Rory for me?
692 00:27:01,831 00:27:04,140 I just want to know if she's coming to my birthday party. I just want to know if she's coming to my birthday party.
693 00:27:04,170 00:27:06,968 She wants to know if you're coming to her birthday party. What? She wants to know if you're coming to her birthday party. What?
694 00:27:06,998 00:27:09,007 We're making the chocolate boxes right now, We're making the chocolate boxes right now,
695 00:27:09,037 00:27:11,336 and I need to know whether or not to make her one. and I need to know whether or not to make her one.
696 00:27:11,376 00:27:13,235 They're making the chocolate boxes, They're making the chocolate boxes,
697 00:27:13,275 00:27:15,474 and she needs to know so they can make you one. and she needs to know so they can make you one.
698 00:27:15,504 00:27:18,212 I didn't know I was invited. I sent her an invitation! I didn't know I was invited. I sent her an invitation!
699 00:27:18,242 00:27:20,471 Where the hell did she think it came from?! Where the hell did she think it came from?!
700 00:27:20,511 00:27:22,410 She said she sent you an invitation. She said she sent you an invitation.
701 00:27:22,440 00:27:25,348 I didn't know it was from her. I didn't know it was from you! I didn't know it was from her. I didn't know it was from you!
702 00:27:25,378 00:27:27,377 Well, it was. Is she coming or not? Well, it was. Is she coming or not?
703 00:27:27,407 00:27:29,046 Are you coming or not? Are you coming or not?
704 00:27:29,076 00:27:31,085 Yes, i-I'm coming. I want a chocolate box. Yes, i-I'm coming. I want a chocolate box.
705 00:27:31,115 00:27:33,244 She'll be there. Fine. Bye. She'll be there. Fine. Bye.
706 00:27:33,284 00:27:35,083 Rory called. Rory called.
707 00:27:35,112 00:27:37,011 I know. She called and yelled at me. I know. She called and yelled at me.
708 00:27:37,051 00:27:38,950 No, she called and yelled at me. No, she called and yelled at me.
709 00:27:38,980 00:27:41,249 But I'm the one who had to hear it, and she was loud. But I'm the one who had to hear it, and she was loud.
710 00:27:41,289 00:27:43,818 And she said "hell." I never heard her say "hell." And she said "hell." I never heard her say "hell."
711 00:27:43,858 00:27:46,016 I didn't even know she knew how to say "hell." I didn't even know she knew how to say "hell."
712 00:27:46,056 00:27:48,285 She was mad and she yelled and she said "hell." She was mad and she yelled and she said "hell."
713 00:27:48,325 00:27:50,794 Yeah, but she called. Yeah, but she called.
714 00:28:29,872 00:28:31,411 Keep those fans going. Keep those fans going.
715 00:28:31,441 00:28:33,440 I don't want the whole house to smell of raw fish. I don't want the whole house to smell of raw fish.
716 00:28:33,470 00:28:35,209 Disgusting food. Disgusting food.
717 00:28:35,239 00:28:37,477 Shelby, Martin, how wonderful that you've come. Shelby, Martin, how wonderful that you've come.
718 00:28:37,507 00:28:39,746 We're a bit early, I'm afraid. We're a bit early, I'm afraid.
719 00:28:39,776 00:28:41,875 Nonsense. Have a Rory. We'll chat later. Nonsense. Have a Rory. We'll chat later.
720 00:28:41,915 00:28:43,514 Tacky, horrid people. Tacky, horrid people.
721 00:28:43,544 00:28:45,843 Why not just show up the night before with a sleeping bag? Why not just show up the night before with a sleeping bag?
722 00:28:45,883 00:28:48,281 My, my, you've got to get it down to a 1-bell answer. My, my, you've got to get it down to a 1-bell answer.
723 00:28:48,311 00:28:51,050 Bell rings once, door opens. Please help me on this. Bell rings once, door opens. Please help me on this.
724 00:28:51,080 00:28:53,348 Mr. Gilmore is not here yet, and therefore I have no one Mr. Gilmore is not here yet, and therefore I have no one
725 00:28:53,378 00:28:55,517 to help me with the guests or the party. to help me with the guests or the party.
726 00:28:55,547 00:28:58,016 [ Doorbell rings ] So, just make sure you get the door after one bell. [ Doorbell rings ] So, just make sure you get the door after one bell.
727 00:28:58,056 00:28:59,415 [ Doorbell rings ] That's two bells. [ Doorbell rings ] That's two bells.
728 00:28:59,455 00:29:00,714 [ Doorbell rings ] That's three bells! [ Doorbell rings ] That's three bells!
729 00:29:02,353 00:29:04,922 Well, hello, glory. Come in, come in. Well, hello, glory. Come in, come in.
730 00:29:04,952 00:29:08,320 Rory, you look wonderful. Rory, you look wonderful.
731 00:29:08,360 00:29:09,959 That dress is to die for. That dress is to die for.
732 00:29:09,989 00:29:12,088 Well, it's the one you laid out on the bed, Well, it's the one you laid out on the bed,
733 00:29:12,128 00:29:14,027 so I assumed I was supposed to put it on. so I assumed I was supposed to put it on.
734 00:29:14,057 00:29:17,495 Well, it's perfect. So, how does it look? Fine. Well, it's perfect. So, how does it look? Fine.
735 00:29:17,525 00:29:20,163 I'll never forgive myself for being talked into votives, I'll never forgive myself for being talked into votives,
736 00:29:20,193 00:29:23,131 but that's what you get for taking calls at cocktail hour. but that's what you get for taking calls at cocktail hour.
737 00:29:23,161 00:29:25,230 Have you tried your drink? My what? Have you tried your drink? My what?
738 00:29:25,260 00:29:26,759 Your signature drink. Your signature drink.
739 00:29:26,799 00:29:28,069 I had the bartender concoct it for you. I had the bartender concoct it for you.
740 00:29:28,099 00:29:30,068 It's called "the Rory." It's called "the Rory."
741 00:29:30,098 00:29:33,366 It's got champagne, vodka, pineapple juice, and grenadine. It's got champagne, vodka, pineapple juice, and grenadine.
742 00:29:33,396 00:29:35,065 Have one. You're old enough now. Have one. You're old enough now.
743 00:29:35,105 00:29:36,864 Maybe later... empty stomach. Maybe later... empty stomach.
744 00:29:36,904 00:29:39,302 Well, there's plenty to eat, so that can be remedied. Well, there's plenty to eat, so that can be remedied.
745 00:29:39,332 00:29:40,232 Where's grandpa? Where's grandpa?
746 00:29:40,272 00:29:42,001 He'll be here soon. He'll be here soon.
747 00:29:42,041 00:29:44,469 There they are... the two most lovely ladies in the room. There they are... the two most lovely ladies in the room.
748 00:29:44,509 00:29:45,909 Hello, Logan. Hello, Logan.
749 00:29:45,939 00:29:47,538 I have to check on your cake. I have to check on your cake.
750 00:29:47,568 00:29:50,236 Huh. Huh.
751 00:29:50,276 00:29:52,905 Is it me or could the penguins march through here? Is it me or could the penguins march through here?
752 00:29:52,945 00:29:55,513 She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex. She's probably mad because she found out we're having sex.
753 00:29:55,543 00:29:57,912 She what? She found out we're having sex. She what? She found out we're having sex.
754 00:29:57,942 00:29:59,481 How the hell did she find that out? How the hell did she find that out?
755 00:29:59,511 00:30:02,349 I told her minister. But why would you do that? I told her minister. But why would you do that?
756 00:30:02,379 00:30:04,178 Because he was going on and on Because he was going on and on
757 00:30:04,218 00:30:05,547 about my virtue being a gift. about my virtue being a gift.
758 00:30:05,577 00:30:07,177 And now you have it, And now you have it,
759 00:30:07,217 00:30:09,285 so I'm gonna have to buy the next guy a sweater. so I'm gonna have to buy the next guy a sweater.
760 00:30:09,315 00:30:10,785 I just wanted him to stop. I just wanted him to stop.
761 00:30:10,815 00:30:12,813 And all this without a drink in my hand. And all this without a drink in my hand.
762 00:30:12,853 00:30:14,552 Let's get you a Rory. Let's get you a Rory.
763 00:30:14,582 00:30:16,781 Ohh, dealing with this family is stressful. Ohh, dealing with this family is stressful.
764 00:30:16,821 00:30:18,490 And once you've had that drink, And once you've had that drink,
765 00:30:18,520 00:30:21,259 I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house I can tell you how I've been moved out of the pool house
766 00:30:21,289 00:30:22,858 and into a room right next to my grandparents. and into a room right next to my grandparents.
767 00:30:22,888 00:30:24,427 So from now on, So from now on,
768 00:30:24,457 00:30:26,925 we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits. we'll have to have sex in our invisible suits.
769 00:30:26,955 00:30:29,394 Two rories, please. Does your grandfather know, also? Two rories, please. Does your grandfather know, also?
770 00:30:29,424 00:30:31,063 Oh, yeah. Make it four. Oh, yeah. Make it four.
771 00:30:31,093 00:30:32,192 Rory! Rory!
772 00:30:32,222 00:30:34,231 You came! Of course I came. You came! Of course I came.
773 00:30:34,261 00:30:36,130 I wouldn't miss your 21st birthday. I wouldn't miss your 21st birthday.
774 00:30:36,160 00:30:38,959 Oh, I'm glad. Hey, Zach, thanks for coming. Oh, I'm glad. Hey, Zach, thanks for coming.
775 00:30:38,999 00:30:40,868 Sure, no problem. There's food, right? Sure, no problem. There's food, right?
776 00:30:40,898 00:30:42,866 Oh, plenty of food. Lane, I want you to meet Logan. Oh, plenty of food. Lane, I want you to meet Logan.
777 00:30:42,896 00:30:44,995 Logan, this is my best friend, Lane. Logan, this is my best friend, Lane.
778 00:30:45,035 00:30:46,364 Hey, nice to finally meet you. Hey, nice to finally meet you.
779 00:30:46,394 00:30:49,433 Nice to finally meet you, too. Nice to finally meet you, too.
780 00:30:49,463 00:30:51,372 And this is my boyfriend, Zach. And this is my boyfriend, Zach.
781 00:30:51,402 00:30:54,440 How you doing? What? Oh, I'm hanging in there. How you doing? What? Oh, I'm hanging in there.
782 00:30:54,470 00:30:55,969 You guys want a drink? You guys want a drink?
783 00:30:55,999 00:30:58,108 Well, I'm not sharing, so make it two drinks. Well, I'm not sharing, so make it two drinks.
784 00:30:58,138 00:30:59,807 Wow, this house is amazing. Wow, this house is amazing.
785 00:30:59,837 00:31:01,176 I've never been here before. I've never been here before.
786 00:31:01,206 00:31:03,435 Two rories... extra cherries for the lady. Two rories... extra cherries for the lady.
787 00:31:03,475 00:31:05,144 Oh, my god, you have your own drink. Oh, my god, you have your own drink.
788 00:31:05,174 00:31:06,503 Wait till you see the bathroom. Wait till you see the bathroom.
789 00:31:06,543 00:31:08,312 The guest soap has my face on it. The guest soap has my face on it.
790 00:31:08,342 00:31:10,271 So, you're, like, rich, huh? So, you're, like, rich, huh?
791 00:31:10,311 00:31:14,079 Uh... This might be my least favorite door Uh... This might be my least favorite door
792 00:31:14,109 00:31:15,308 in the world to knock on. in the world to knock on.
793 00:31:15,348 00:31:16,907 What about death's door? What about death's door?
794 00:31:16,947 00:31:19,516 The reception on the other side might be warmer. The reception on the other side might be warmer.
795 00:31:19,546 00:31:21,515 Well, at least you didn't have to knock. Well, at least you didn't have to knock.
796 00:31:21,545 00:31:24,053 Ready? I was born ready. Ready? I was born ready.
797 00:31:24,083 00:31:26,981 Ah, nice, low-key affair. Ah, nice, low-key affair.
798 00:31:27,011 00:31:29,880 Okay, we're in and the gift's on the gift pile Okay, we're in and the gift's on the gift pile
799 00:31:29,920 00:31:32,089 and, um, oh, yes. and, um, oh, yes.
800 00:31:32,119 00:31:34,257 Cheers. Okay, there. Cheers. Okay, there.
801 00:31:34,287 00:31:35,916 Checking things off the list. Checking things off the list.
802 00:31:35,956 00:31:38,225 We should probably move deeper into the house now. We should probably move deeper into the house now.
803 00:31:38,255 00:31:39,424 What is this? Do you see Rory? What is this? Do you see Rory?
804 00:31:39,454 00:31:41,054 Not yet. Boy, big turnout. Not yet. Boy, big turnout.
805 00:31:41,094 00:31:43,122 Maybe if we're lucky and we keep moving around, Maybe if we're lucky and we keep moving around,
806 00:31:43,152 00:31:44,592 we can avoid... we can avoid...
807 00:31:44,622 00:31:48,359 Lorelai, you came. You're here. Lorelai, you came. You're here.
808 00:31:48,389 00:31:51,028 There's a chocolate box for you in the hallway. There's a chocolate box for you in the hallway.
809 00:31:51,058 00:31:52,397 Thank you, mom. Hello, Luke. Thank you, mom. Hello, Luke.
810 00:31:52,427 00:31:54,496 I don't have a chocolate box for you. I don't have a chocolate box for you.
811 00:31:54,526 00:31:56,465 You'll have to share with Lorelai. You'll have to share with Lorelai.
812 00:31:56,495 00:31:58,863 Fat chance. Mom buys really good chocolate. Fat chance. Mom buys really good chocolate.
813 00:31:58,893 00:32:01,002 I see you have a Rory. Excuse me? I see you have a Rory. Excuse me?
814 00:32:01,032 00:32:03,031 Your drink... It's called a Rory. Your drink... It's called a Rory.
815 00:32:03,061 00:32:04,900 What's the matter, Luke, you don't like your Rory? What's the matter, Luke, you don't like your Rory?
816 00:32:04,930 00:32:08,138 Oh, no, i-it's great. It's a little pink, you know. Oh, no, i-it's great. It's a little pink, you know.
817 00:32:08,168 00:32:09,897 Well, Rory's a girl. Girls like pink. Well, Rory's a girl. Girls like pink.
818 00:32:09,937 00:32:11,207 I know. I was just saying. I know. I was just saying.
819 00:32:11,236 00:32:13,065 No one's asking you to wear it. No one's asking you to wear it.
820 00:32:13,105 00:32:15,204 I know. I just... Drink the drink. I know. I just... Drink the drink.
821 00:32:15,234 00:32:16,903 Well, nice of you two to come. Well, nice of you two to come.
822 00:32:16,933 00:32:19,102 I have some things to check on. We'll catch up later. I have some things to check on. We'll catch up later.
823 00:32:19,142 00:32:20,971 Excuse me. Excuse me.
824 00:32:21,011 00:32:23,979 Ohh, it tasted pink. She's gone. Ohh, it tasted pink. She's gone.
825 00:32:24,009 00:32:26,938 I mean, like, really tasted really pink, like pink pink. I mean, like, really tasted really pink, like pink pink.
826 00:32:26,978 00:32:29,306 Yech! Come on, let's get something to eat. Yech! Come on, let's get something to eat.
827 00:32:29,346 00:32:30,915 God, that's terrible. God, that's terrible.
828 00:32:30,945 00:32:34,583 It's like drinking a "my little pony." It's like drinking a "my little pony."
829 00:32:39,051 00:32:40,920 Hey, I'm glad you guys came. Hey, I'm glad you guys came.
830 00:32:40,950 00:32:43,118 We had to stop and eat first in case the food here sucked. We had to stop and eat first in case the food here sucked.
831 00:32:43,148 00:32:44,488 Happy birthday, Rory. Happy birthday, Rory.
832 00:32:44,518 00:32:46,986 Yeah, listen, we have really big news. Yeah, listen, we have really big news.
833 00:32:47,016 00:32:48,286 You tell her. Okay. You tell her. Okay.
834 00:32:48,316 00:32:49,455 But do it fast and don't embellish. But do it fast and don't embellish.
835 00:32:49,485 00:32:51,224 As you know, I'm a senior, As you know, I'm a senior,
836 00:32:51,254 00:32:53,483 and my reign as editor of the Yale daily news and my reign as editor of the Yale daily news
837 00:32:53,523 00:32:55,551 is officially up at the end of the year. is officially up at the end of the year.
838 00:32:55,591 00:32:57,990 I'm going back to writing full-time. Wow. I'm going back to writing full-time. Wow.
839 00:32:58,020 00:32:59,459 I'm gonna be writing a column I'm gonna be writing a column
840 00:32:59,489 00:33:01,388 called "the world according to Doyle." called "the world according to Doyle."
841 00:33:01,428 00:33:03,897 I can't imagine the daily news without you as editor. I can't imagine the daily news without you as editor.
842 00:33:03,927 00:33:05,556 Yeah, it's going to be weird. Yeah, it's going to be weird.
843 00:33:05,596 00:33:07,255 Ask who the new editor is. Ask who the new editor is.
844 00:33:07,295 00:33:09,324 Who's the new editor going to be? Me. Who's the new editor going to be? Me.
845 00:33:09,364 00:33:11,363 You? That's right. You? That's right.
846 00:33:11,393 00:33:13,961 Paris geller is the new editor of the Yale daily news. Paris geller is the new editor of the Yale daily news.
847 00:33:14,001 00:33:16,060 I was worried about the intimidation factor I was worried about the intimidation factor
848 00:33:16,100 00:33:17,999 'cause people tend to be afraid of me, 'cause people tend to be afraid of me,
849 00:33:18,029 00:33:20,867 but I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle, but I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle,
850 00:33:20,897 00:33:22,136 got a little sympathy vote, got a little sympathy vote,
851 00:33:22,166 00:33:24,105 and the next thing I know, I am the man. and the next thing I know, I am the man.
852 00:33:24,135 00:33:26,964 My woman is the man. I mean, it's so incredible. My woman is the man. I mean, it's so incredible.
853 00:33:27,004 00:33:30,072 Last year, I was sleeping with the editor. And this year, I am. Last year, I was sleeping with the editor. And this year, I am.
854 00:33:30,102 00:33:31,941 I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make. I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make.
855 00:33:31,971 00:33:33,440 Hold on to your hats, people. Hold on to your hats, people.
856 00:33:33,470 00:33:35,439 I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar.
857 00:33:35,469 00:33:37,508 The last person that ran the shop was too busy The last person that ran the shop was too busy
858 00:33:37,538 00:33:39,637 ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper. ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper.
859 00:33:39,677 00:33:41,446 That's about to change. You know it is. That's about to change. You know it is.
860 00:33:41,476 00:33:43,474 Hey, everyone. Hey, Paris. Hey, everyone. Hey, Paris.
861 00:33:43,504 00:33:45,513 Hey, Lorelai. You remember my boyfriend, Doyle? Hey, Lorelai. You remember my boyfriend, Doyle?
862 00:33:45,543 00:33:47,882 Good to see you. This is Luke. Nice to meet you, Luke. Good to see you. This is Luke. Nice to meet you, Luke.
863 00:33:47,912 00:33:49,641 We actually met about two or three w... We actually met about two or three w...
864 00:33:49,681 00:33:51,310 This is my boyfriend, Doyle. It's nice to meet you. This is my boyfriend, Doyle. It's nice to meet you.
865 00:33:51,350 00:33:53,109 Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too. Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too.
866 00:33:53,149 00:33:56,017 Hey, birthday girl. Hey. Hey, birthday girl. Hey.
867 00:33:56,047 00:33:58,046 We were just talking about the big news. What's the big news? We were just talking about the big news. What's the big news?
868 00:33:58,086 00:34:00,015 I'm the new editor of the Yale daily news. I'm the new editor of the Yale daily news.
869 00:34:00,045 00:34:03,083 Wow. Congratulations, Paris. Wow. Congratulations, Paris.
870 00:34:03,113 00:34:05,222 Last year I was sleeping with the editor. Last year I was sleeping with the editor.
871 00:34:05,252 00:34:07,381 And this year, I am. And this year, I am.
872 00:34:07,421 00:34:09,450 Um... I have to go say hello to some people, Um... I have to go say hello to some people,
873 00:34:09,490 00:34:11,289 so I'll catch up with you guys later. so I'll catch up with you guys later.
874 00:34:11,319 00:34:13,487 Have some food. There's tons of food. Have some food. There's tons of food.
875 00:34:18,155 00:34:20,094 They shouldn't be allowed They shouldn't be allowed
876 00:34:20,124 00:34:21,993 to put just anything into a Martini glass. to put just anything into a Martini glass.
877 00:34:22,023 00:34:24,161 Martinis should go into a Martini glass... Martinis should go into a Martini glass...
878 00:34:24,191 00:34:26,360 Gin martinis, vodka martinis, period. That's it. Gin martinis, vodka martinis, period. That's it.
879 00:34:26,390 00:34:28,429 Do you know what this is? It's raw fish. Do you know what this is? It's raw fish.
880 00:34:28,459 00:34:30,558 Dip it in soy sauce and swallow it real quick. Dip it in soy sauce and swallow it real quick.
881 00:34:30,598 00:34:32,097 We were gonna drink martinis. We were gonna drink martinis.
882 00:34:32,127 00:34:33,196 The rat pack drank martinis. The rat pack drank martinis.
883 00:34:33,226 00:34:35,035 James Bond drank martinis. James Bond drank martinis.
884 00:34:35,065 00:34:37,564 You know, it's the sweet drinks that really kill you. You know, it's the sweet drinks that really kill you.
885 00:34:37,594 00:34:40,002 It's the sugar that makes you throw up. It's the sugar that makes you throw up.
886 00:34:40,032 00:34:43,171 'Cause no one's ever thrown up from a Martini before. 'Cause no one's ever thrown up from a Martini before.
887 00:34:43,201 00:34:45,439 Have you seen my father? Nope. Have you seen my father? Nope.
888 00:34:45,469 00:34:47,338 Wonder where he's hiding. Wonder where he's hiding.
889 00:34:47,368 00:34:50,037 Okay, I got the red piece down. Okay, I got the red piece down.
890 00:34:50,067 00:34:52,136 "Hello, 'page six'? Have I got a scoop for you." "Hello, 'page six'? Have I got a scoop for you."
891 00:34:52,176 00:34:54,104 Excuse me, Lorelai? Excuse me, Lorelai?
892 00:34:54,144 00:34:55,674 Hi, I'm Vivian Lewis, Hi, I'm Vivian Lewis,
893 00:34:55,704 00:34:58,412 and this is Catherine thurston Moore. and this is Catherine thurston Moore.
894 00:34:58,442 00:35:00,641 We're friends of Rory's from the d.A.R. We're friends of Rory's from the d.A.R.
895 00:35:00,671 00:35:02,680 Oh, friends of Rory's. Wow. Oh, friends of Rory's. Wow.
896 00:35:02,710 00:35:05,678 I didn't realize she ran with the bad girls. I didn't realize she ran with the bad girls.
897 00:35:05,708 00:35:08,646 We just wanted to tell you we love Rory. We just wanted to tell you we love Rory.
898 00:35:08,676 00:35:12,514 She introduced us to buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers, She introduced us to buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers,
899 00:35:12,544 00:35:15,612 and for that we will be eternally grateful. and for that we will be eternally grateful.
900 00:35:15,652 00:35:18,681 What's the d.A.R.? [ Both laugh ] What's the d.A.R.? [ Both laugh ]
901 00:35:18,721 00:35:22,019 I'm gonna get a beer. Anyone want anything? I'm gonna get a beer. Anyone want anything?
902 00:35:22,049 00:35:25,057 I'm good. Okay, I'll be back. I'm good. Okay, I'll be back.
903 00:35:25,087 00:35:27,586 Last year I was sleeping with the editor. Last year I was sleeping with the editor.
904 00:35:27,616 00:35:30,284 Now I am. Now I am.
905 00:35:30,324 00:35:32,293 Come in a little quicker next time. Come in a little quicker next time.
906 00:35:37,560 00:35:39,659 Hey, little tip... We have beer here. Hey, little tip... We have beer here.
907 00:35:39,689 00:35:41,158 Oh, the magic words. Oh, the magic words.
908 00:35:41,198 00:35:43,127 I was just heading over to the bar. I was just heading over to the bar.
909 00:35:43,157 00:35:44,396 Have you tried a Rory yet? Have you tried a Rory yet?
910 00:35:44,426 00:35:46,665 Yes, I have. Not my kind of drink. Yes, I have. Not my kind of drink.
911 00:35:46,695 00:35:48,064 Yeah, mine, either. Yeah, mine, either.
912 00:35:48,094 00:35:50,093 Lorelai will be glad to hear it. Lorelai will be glad to hear it.
913 00:35:50,133 00:35:51,702 So, you two haven't talked yet. So, you two haven't talked yet.
914 00:35:51,732 00:35:53,231 Nope, not yet. Nope, not yet.
915 00:35:53,261 00:35:55,700 Well, it was nice of you to invite her here. Well, it was nice of you to invite her here.
916 00:35:55,730 00:35:58,368 I'm glad she came. I'm glad you both came. I'm glad she came. I'm glad you both came.
917 00:35:58,398 00:36:02,066 Oh, uh, here. I've got something for you. Oh, uh, here. I've got something for you.
918 00:36:02,106 00:36:04,205 Birthday present. Really? Birthday present. Really?
919 00:36:04,235 00:36:05,634 I brought it in case your mother didn't bring one, I brought it in case your mother didn't bring one,
920 00:36:05,674 00:36:07,233 but she did. but she did.
921 00:36:07,273 00:36:09,502 It's on top of your present mountain over there. It's on top of your present mountain over there.
922 00:36:09,542 00:36:13,010 But since I already had it in my pocket, I just figured... But since I already had it in my pocket, I just figured...
923 00:36:13,040 00:36:15,209 Luke. It was my mother's. Luke. It was my mother's.
924 00:36:15,239 00:36:17,178 Liz can't wear it 'cause her neck's too fat, Liz can't wear it 'cause her neck's too fat,
925 00:36:17,208 00:36:19,046 but your neck looks, you know, not fat. but your neck looks, you know, not fat.
926 00:36:19,076 00:36:20,276 It was sitting around in my drawer, It was sitting around in my drawer,
927 00:36:20,306 00:36:22,145 so I thought, "hey, give it to Rory." so I thought, "hey, give it to Rory."
928 00:36:22,175 00:36:25,013 You're lucky 'cause ceaser's birthday is next month You're lucky 'cause ceaser's birthday is next month
929 00:36:25,043 00:36:26,682 and I know he likes pearls, so... and I know he likes pearls, so...
930 00:36:26,712 00:36:28,211 Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome.
931 00:36:30,580 00:36:32,479 I saw a jewelry box and I couldn't help myself. I saw a jewelry box and I couldn't help myself.
932 00:36:32,519 00:36:36,087 What did you get? Oh, it's fantastic. What did you get? Oh, it's fantastic.
933 00:36:36,117 00:36:38,116 It's from Luke, my stepfather-to-be. It's from Luke, my stepfather-to-be.
934 00:36:38,156 00:36:40,115 Well, you have exquisite taste, Luke. Well, you have exquisite taste, Luke.
935 00:36:40,155 00:36:42,553 I'm tweeny halpern. Tweeny works with me at the d.A.R. I'm tweeny halpern. Tweeny works with me at the d.A.R.
936 00:36:42,583 00:36:44,252 What's the d.A.R.? What's the d.A.R.?
937 00:36:44,292 00:36:46,221 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
938 00:36:46,251 00:36:48,090 I'm killing with that line tonight. I'm killing with that line tonight.
939 00:36:52,228 00:36:54,057 Well, how's the party going so far? Well, how's the party going so far?
940 00:36:54,097 00:36:55,726 Seems to be a big hit. Seems to be a big hit.
941 00:36:55,756 00:36:58,064 Where's Luke? I hope he didn't get lost somewhere. Where's Luke? I hope he didn't get lost somewhere.
942 00:36:58,094 00:36:59,564 Oh, no, I'm sure he's just sizing up Oh, no, I'm sure he's just sizing up
943 00:36:59,594 00:37:01,463 how much silver he can stuff into his pockets how much silver he can stuff into his pockets
944 00:37:01,493 00:37:03,162 without it making too much of a bulge. without it making too much of a bulge.
945 00:37:03,192 00:37:04,701 I was not insinuating that he was a thief. I was not insinuating that he was a thief.
946 00:37:04,731 00:37:06,100 Ah. Ah.
947 00:37:06,130 00:37:08,569 I was just making small, polite talk. I was just making small, polite talk.
948 00:37:08,598 00:37:11,397 My commenting on his getting lost was in no way a swipe. My commenting on his getting lost was in no way a swipe.
949 00:37:11,437 00:37:14,305 I'm sorry, I forgot. Luke went to get a beer. Take it. I'm sorry, I forgot. Luke went to get a beer. Take it.
950 00:37:16,264 00:37:18,403 Come on, mom, it's all about timing. You know that. Come on, mom, it's all about timing. You know that.
951 00:37:18,433 00:37:21,201 What are you... What are you...
952 00:37:21,241 00:37:24,110 Well, it seems congratulations are in order. Well, it seems congratulations are in order.
953 00:37:24,140 00:37:26,538 Well, that wasn't exactly congratulations, Well, that wasn't exactly congratulations,
954 00:37:26,568 00:37:28,207 but, sure, close enough. but, sure, close enough.
955 00:37:28,237 00:37:30,576 Excuse me, but we really should cut the cake now. Excuse me, but we really should cut the cake now.
956 00:37:30,606 00:37:33,245 Have you seen Mr. Gilmore yet? No, I haven't. Have you seen Mr. Gilmore yet? No, I haven't.
957 00:37:33,275 00:37:35,313 He's going to sit all night long in that office of his, He's going to sit all night long in that office of his,
958 00:37:35,343 00:37:36,972 moping and sulking, moping and sulking,
959 00:37:37,012 00:37:38,981 missing his granddaughter's birthday party, missing his granddaughter's birthday party,
960 00:37:39,011 00:37:40,381 and he's going to leave me out here all alone to host it. and he's going to leave me out here all alone to host it.
961 00:37:40,411 00:37:42,349 Fine. Come on, Claire. Fine. Come on, Claire.
962 00:37:50,315 00:37:52,484 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
963 00:37:52,514 00:37:54,982 Hello? Dad? Hello? Dad?
964 00:37:55,022 00:37:57,421 You're missing a crazy party out there. You're missing a crazy party out there.
965 00:37:57,451 00:38:00,089 You know someone forgot to cook the fish? You know someone forgot to cook the fish?
966 00:38:00,119 00:38:01,489 Boy, is mom gonna be mad. Boy, is mom gonna be mad.
967 00:38:01,519 00:38:03,058 Go away, Lorelai. Go away, Lorelai.
968 00:38:03,088 00:38:04,687 What's wrong, dad? What's wrong, dad?
969 00:38:04,727 00:38:06,586 You know what's wrong. You know what's wrong.
970 00:38:06,626 00:38:09,254 Rory's wrong. It's all wrong. Rory's wrong. It's all wrong.
971 00:38:11,663 00:38:14,291 She's not going back to Yale. It's my fault. She's not going back to Yale. It's my fault.
972 00:38:14,331 00:38:16,130 Rory made a choice, dad. Rory made a choice, dad.
973 00:38:16,160 00:38:18,129 I could've stopped her, and I didn't. I could've stopped her, and I didn't.
974 00:38:18,159 00:38:20,058 I cleared the path for her to walk away I cleared the path for her to walk away
975 00:38:20,098 00:38:21,527 from her goal, her life. from her goal, her life.
976 00:38:21,567 00:38:23,496 Dad... she's having sex, Lorelai. Dad... she's having sex, Lorelai.
977 00:38:23,526 00:38:26,065 She's having sex under my roof. She's having sex under my roof.
978 00:38:26,095 00:38:29,403 I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house. I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house.
979 00:38:29,433 00:38:33,231 I bought her her sex mattress, her sex box Springs. I bought her her sex mattress, her sex box Springs.
980 00:38:33,271 00:38:35,999 I provided everything she needs to waste her life. I provided everything she needs to waste her life.
981 00:38:36,039 00:38:38,638 Dad, Rory having sex is not your fault, really. Dad, Rory having sex is not your fault, really.
982 00:38:38,668 00:38:41,336 She was having sex way before the big renovation. She was having sex way before the big renovation.
983 00:38:41,376 00:38:44,544 I feel so much better now. I'm sorry. I-I wasn't trying to... I feel so much better now. I'm sorry. I-I wasn't trying to...
984 00:38:44,574 00:38:46,703 I made a terrible, terrible mistake. I made a terrible, terrible mistake.
985 00:38:46,743 00:38:48,172 No, dad, listen... No, dad, listen...
986 00:38:48,212 00:38:50,011 Richard, you come out of here right now Richard, you come out of here right now
987 00:38:50,041 00:38:51,580 and make an appearance at this party. and make an appearance at this party.
988 00:38:51,610 00:38:53,339 I don't give a damn about the party, Emily. I don't give a damn about the party, Emily.
989 00:38:53,379 00:38:55,008 What is going on with you? What is going on with you?
990 00:38:55,048 00:38:57,007 You've been holed up in here for two days. You've been holed up in here for two days.
991 00:38:57,047 00:38:58,716 It's Rory. What about Rory? It's Rory. What about Rory?
992 00:38:58,746 00:39:01,045 What do you mean, "what about Rory"? What do you mean, "what about Rory"?
993 00:39:01,085 00:39:02,644 We've lost her. We've lost her.
994 00:39:02,684 00:39:04,613 What are you talking about? I got her out of the pool house. What are you talking about? I got her out of the pool house.
995 00:39:04,653 00:39:06,212 For a day, for two days, For a day, for two days,
996 00:39:06,252 00:39:08,421 and then those rentals go back. and then those rentals go back.
997 00:39:08,451 00:39:09,750 Then I'll have the place fumigated. Then I'll have the place fumigated.
998 00:39:09,780 00:39:11,349 That'll take a week. That'll take a week.
999 00:39:11,389 00:39:13,188 Then I'll have the place checked for mold. Then I'll have the place checked for mold.
1000 00:39:13,218 00:39:15,287 That'll be two weeks. Then I'll find rats. That'll be two weeks. Then I'll find rats.
1001 00:39:15,317 00:39:18,055 Then there will be carbon monoxide leaks, Then there will be carbon monoxide leaks,
1002 00:39:18,085 00:39:20,184 and if I have to, I'll tear the damn place down. and if I have to, I'll tear the damn place down.
1003 00:39:20,224 00:39:22,253 In the meantime, she's here where we can watch her. In the meantime, she's here where we can watch her.
1004 00:39:22,293 00:39:25,061 That doesn't matter, Emily. We have lost her. That doesn't matter, Emily. We have lost her.
1005 00:39:25,091 00:39:26,261 No! We've failed. No! We've failed.
1006 00:39:26,291 00:39:28,160 No, we have not failed. No, we have not failed.
1007 00:39:28,190 00:39:30,528 We have not failed until that girl comes home pregnant. We have not failed until that girl comes home pregnant.
1008 00:39:30,558 00:39:33,027 And on that note... And on that note...
1009 00:39:33,057 00:39:36,425 Richard, I don't understand what's happening. Richard, I don't understand what's happening.
1010 00:39:36,465 00:39:39,163 Everything's been fine except the sex issue. Everything's been fine except the sex issue.
1011 00:39:39,193 00:39:41,262 Everything hasn't been fine. Everything hasn't been fine.
1012 00:39:41,302 00:39:44,600 The minute we went against Lorelai, we lost. The minute we went against Lorelai, we lost.
1013 00:39:44,630 00:39:46,669 You're acting like this is my fault. You're acting like this is my fault.
1014 00:39:46,699 00:39:48,698 Going against Lorelai was your idea. Going against Lorelai was your idea.
1015 00:39:48,738 00:39:50,297 I was perfectly ready I was perfectly ready
1016 00:39:50,337 00:39:52,636 to go ahead with the plan the three of us devised. to go ahead with the plan the three of us devised.
1017 00:39:52,666 00:39:54,705 Running around with Logan, joining the d.A.R., Running around with Logan, joining the d.A.R.,
1018 00:39:54,735 00:39:56,274 planning parties. planning parties.
1019 00:39:56,304 00:39:58,343 What's wrong with joining the d.A.R.? What's wrong with joining the d.A.R.?
1020 00:39:58,373 00:40:00,341 We both agreed she needed a job. We both agreed she needed a job.
1021 00:40:00,371 00:40:02,210 Fund-raisers and tea parties? Fund-raisers and tea parties?
1022 00:40:02,240 00:40:04,339 It's frivolous and meaningless. It's frivolous and meaningless.
1023 00:40:04,379 00:40:06,308 She has more to do, more to be. She has more to do, more to be.
1024 00:40:06,338 00:40:07,777 I don't want that life for her. I don't want that life for her.
1025 00:40:07,807 00:40:11,445 You mean my life. You don't want her to be me. You mean my life. You don't want her to be me.
1026 00:40:11,475 00:40:13,614 Emily, no, that's not what I meant. Emily, no, that's not what I meant.
1027 00:40:13,644 00:40:16,582 We're cutting the cake now. Can't wait anymore. We're cutting the cake now. Can't wait anymore.
1028 00:40:16,612 00:40:18,281 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
1029 00:40:34,422 00:40:36,221 So. So.
1030 00:40:36,251 00:40:38,690 So. So.
1031 00:40:38,720 00:40:41,388 Your drink is disgusting. Tell me about it. Your drink is disgusting. Tell me about it.
1032 00:40:41,428 00:40:42,688 Nice party, though. Nice party, though.
1033 00:40:42,728 00:40:44,297 Yeah, it's very nice. Yeah, it's very nice.
1034 00:40:44,327 00:40:45,726 You look great. You look great.
1035 00:40:45,756 00:40:47,425 You look skinny. You look skinny.
1036 00:40:47,455 00:40:48,494 Oh, well, it's the construction diet. Oh, well, it's the construction diet.
1037 00:40:48,524 00:40:50,593 Construction? Construction?
1038 00:40:50,623 00:40:53,491 Yeah, we're making the bedroom bigger. You and Luke? Yeah, we're making the bedroom bigger. You and Luke?
1039 00:40:53,531 00:40:55,600 No, me and John o'Hurley. Luke doesn't know yet. No, me and John o'Hurley. Luke doesn't know yet.
1040 00:40:55,630 00:40:57,229 I hope he takes it okay. I hope he takes it okay.
1041 00:40:57,259 00:40:59,368 You guys are gonna live at our house? Yeah. You guys are gonna live at our house? Yeah.
1042 00:40:59,398 00:41:01,397 Wow. That's nice. Wow. That's nice.
1043 00:41:01,437 00:41:04,405 So, what's new with you? So, what's new with you?
1044 00:41:04,435 00:41:07,064 Oh, well, not much. Oh, well, not much.
1045 00:41:07,104 00:41:11,271 I got my community service hours down from 300 to 104. I got my community service hours down from 300 to 104.
1046 00:41:11,301 00:41:13,640 God, community should be well-served by now. God, community should be well-served by now.
1047 00:41:13,670 00:41:16,608 They should build a statue of you when you're done. They should build a statue of you when you're done.
1048 00:41:16,638 00:41:18,707 Well, it's not just one community. Well, it's not just one community.
1049 00:41:18,737 00:41:21,406 Right, yeah. That makes more sense, I guess. Right, yeah. That makes more sense, I guess.
1050 00:41:21,446 00:41:22,575 I got a dog. I got a dog.
1051 00:41:22,605 00:41:24,074 What? What?
1052 00:41:24,114 00:41:25,813 Stop. He's fine. He's alive? Stop. He's fine. He's alive?
1053 00:41:25,843 00:41:28,412 Yes, he's alive, and I'm not discussing that hamster again. Yes, he's alive, and I'm not discussing that hamster again.
1054 00:41:28,442 00:41:30,740 But you asked babette to double-check that you feed it? But you asked babette to double-check that you feed it?
1055 00:41:30,780 00:41:33,109 That is so not necessary... And yes. That is so not necessary... And yes.
1056 00:41:33,149 00:41:35,478 Wow, a dog. Wow, a dog.
1057 00:41:35,518 00:41:36,817 A lot has changed. A lot has changed.
1058 00:41:36,847 00:41:40,415 A lot, and then not so much, also. A lot, and then not so much, also.
1059 00:41:40,445 00:41:42,354 Did you get your chocolate box? Did you get your chocolate box?
1060 00:41:42,384 00:41:43,713 They're by the door. They're by the door.
1061 00:41:43,753 00:41:46,382 No, I didn't. I'll get one on the way out. No, I didn't. I'll get one on the way out.
1062 00:41:46,422 00:41:49,390 They're good. I ate two. They're good. I ate two.
1063 00:41:51,289 00:41:53,388 It's a really pretty party. It's a really pretty party.
1064 00:41:53,418 00:41:55,586 I actually like all the votives and the... I actually like all the votives and the...
1065 00:41:55,626 00:41:58,825 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ Happy birthday to you
1066 00:41:58,855 00:42:02,592 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you
1067 00:42:02,622 00:42:07,530 ♪ happy birthday, dear Rory ♪ happy birthday, dear Rory
1068 00:42:07,560 00:42:11,767 ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you
1069 00:42:11,797 00:42:13,666 [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]
1070 00:42:19,503 00:42:21,332 Ready to go? Ready to go?
1071 00:42:21,372 00:42:22,831 Sure. Sure.
1072 00:42:30,507 00:42:32,805 Hey. Hey.
1073 00:42:32,835 00:42:35,644 You can pull link sausages out of me if you want. You can pull link sausages out of me if you want.