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1 00:00:36,077 00:00:38,487 so I gave her a shot, and she wasn't up to it. so I gave her a shot, and she wasn't up to it.
2 00:00:38,517 00:00:39,587 You crushed that girl! You crushed that girl!
3 00:00:39,617 00:00:40,617 It's all true. All of it. It's all true. All of it.
4 00:00:40,657 00:00:41,617 Everything she told us. Everything she told us.
5 00:00:41,657 00:00:42,857 Everything who told us? Everything who told us?
6 00:00:42,887 00:00:45,757 Lorelai! About what mitchum did to Rory. Lorelai! About what mitchum did to Rory.
7 00:00:45,787 00:00:47,697 How he said things to her, crushed her. How he said things to her, crushed her.
8 00:00:47,727 00:00:50,127 I'm Rory Gilmore, the architect of this event, I'm Rory Gilmore, the architect of this event,
9 00:00:50,167 00:00:52,537 and I'd like to thank some others... and I'd like to thank some others...
10 00:00:54,837 00:00:56,937 [ Indistinct conversations ] [ Indistinct conversations ]
11 00:00:58,767 00:00:59,737 Hi. Hi.
12 00:00:59,777 00:01:01,107 Hey. Haven't started yet. Hey. Haven't started yet.
13 00:01:01,137 00:01:02,607 Oh, good. Sorry I'm late. Oh, good. Sorry I'm late.
14 00:01:02,647 00:01:04,847 I found Paul anka underneath the kitchen sink, I found Paul anka underneath the kitchen sink,
15 00:01:04,877 00:01:06,947 chewing on one of my favorite pairs of shoes. chewing on one of my favorite pairs of shoes.
16 00:01:06,977 00:01:08,977 Boy, that guy's career has really hit the skids. Boy, that guy's career has really hit the skids.
17 00:01:08,017 00:01:09,577 Previously... Previously...
18 00:01:09,017 00:01:10,087 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
19 00:01:09,617 00:01:10,717 Daughters of the American revolution. Daughters of the American revolution.
20 00:01:10,117 00:01:11,787 That is officially my last That is officially my last
21 00:01:10,757 00:01:11,657 She has an office? What is she doing? She has an office? What is she doing?
22 00:01:11,687 00:01:13,257 I don't know. Her job? I don't know. Her job?
23 00:01:11,817 00:01:14,087 "Paul anka, the person, is living in your house" joke. "Paul anka, the person, is living in your house" joke.
24 00:01:13,287 00:01:15,587 There are only eight trays of salmon puffs allotted There are only eight trays of salmon puffs allotted
25 00:01:14,117 00:01:15,987 Hello, everybody! Thank you for coming! Hello, everybody! Thank you for coming!
26 00:01:15,627 00:01:16,597 for the whole night? for the whole night?
27 00:01:16,017 00:01:18,227 We have a packed agenda, so why don't we get started. We have a packed agenda, so why don't we get started.
28 00:01:16,627 00:01:17,627 The inn's on fire?! The inn's on fire?!
29 00:01:17,657 00:01:19,157 What? What?
30 00:01:18,257 00:01:19,857 First off, a little update First off, a little update
31 00:01:19,197 00:01:20,637 The stove is on fire. Well, put it out. The stove is on fire. Well, put it out.
32 00:01:19,897 00:01:23,267 on the improvements to the post office buil... on the improvements to the post office buil...
33 00:01:20,667 00:01:23,137 Rory will be taking some time off from Yale. Rory will be taking some time off from Yale.
34 00:01:23,167 00:01:25,077 She will be moving into the pool house. She will be moving into the pool house.
35 00:01:23,297 00:01:24,527 What be this? What be this?
36 00:01:24,567 00:01:26,597 A gathering of some kind. A gathering of some kind.
37 00:01:25,097 00:01:26,697 The huntzbergers? The huntzbergers?
38 00:01:26,637 00:01:28,137 Be it safe, or shall I raise my musket? Be it safe, or shall I raise my musket?
39 00:01:26,737 00:01:29,207 She went over there for dinner, and they treated her like trash. She went over there for dinner, and they treated her like trash.
40 00:01:28,167 00:01:29,807 Patience, brother. Patience, brother.
41 00:01:29,237 00:01:30,767 I highly doubt that. I highly doubt that.
42 00:01:29,837 00:01:32,307 Despite the disturbing sight of women in pantaloons. Despite the disturbing sight of women in pantaloons.
43 00:01:30,807 00:01:32,777 Your big plan for Rory... How's that going? Your big plan for Rory... How's that going?
44 00:01:32,337 00:01:35,077 I hope this isn't an audience-participation thing. I hope this isn't an audience-participation thing.
45 00:01:32,807 00:01:33,767 Is she back at Yale? Is she back at Yale?
46 00:01:33,807 00:01:35,637 No, she's not. No, she's not.
47 00:01:35,107 00:01:37,047 Excuse me. We're in the middle of something. Excuse me. We're in the middle of something.
48 00:01:35,677 00:01:38,247 I felt bad that she had to sit through that disastrous dinner I felt bad that she had to sit through that disastrous dinner
49 00:01:37,077 00:01:38,147 Who are you? Who are you?
50 00:01:38,177 00:01:39,717 It's kirk! Shush! It's kirk! Shush!
51 00:01:38,277 00:01:40,107 with shira and pop going on about marriage with shira and pop going on about marriage
52 00:01:39,747 00:01:42,117 I'm Phineas, and this is my brother zebediah. I'm Phineas, and this is my brother zebediah.
53 00:01:40,147 00:01:41,577 and how she can't be a huntzberger, and how she can't be a huntzberger,
54 00:01:42,147 00:01:45,617 We have come a long way through space and time. We have come a long way through space and time.
55 00:01:45,647 00:01:47,017 We hail from stars hollow. We hail from stars hollow.
56 00:01:47,057 00:01:49,587 I, a silversmith, and he, a simple cobbler. I, a silversmith, and he, a simple cobbler.
57 00:01:49,627 00:01:51,087 With good rates. With good rates.
58 00:01:51,127 00:01:54,127 I will cobble a... Cobbled thing for a ha'penny. I will cobble a... Cobbled thing for a ha'penny.
59 00:01:54,157 00:01:55,797 Does kirk know what a cobbler is? Does kirk know what a cobbler is?
60 00:01:55,827 00:01:56,997 I'm guessing "no." I'm guessing "no."
61 00:01:57,027 00:01:58,967 I know all the denizens of stars hollow. I know all the denizens of stars hollow.
62 00:01:58,997 00:02:00,037 I don't recognize you. I don't recognize you.
63 00:02:00,067 00:02:01,137 It's kirk and Andrew! It's kirk and Andrew!
64 00:02:01,167 00:02:03,067 Gypsy. It is! Gypsy. It is!
65 00:02:03,107 00:02:05,137 Anddo not recognize you. Anddo not recognize you.
66 00:02:05,167 00:02:08,777 As residents of the year 1779, all looks foreign to us. As residents of the year 1779, all looks foreign to us.
67 00:02:08,807 00:02:12,077 Who's gonna tell them those outfits are so 1778? Who's gonna tell them those outfits are so 1778?
68 00:02:12,107 00:02:15,917 You have sojourned from the year of stars hollow's founding! You have sojourned from the year of stars hollow's founding!
69 00:02:15,947 00:02:19,757 I pray, good sirs, do you still find our fair town pleasing? I pray, good sirs, do you still find our fair town pleasing?
70 00:02:19,787 00:02:21,187 Yes, but much has changed. Yes, but much has changed.
71 00:02:21,217 00:02:23,187 Samuel munson's apothecary is gone Samuel munson's apothecary is gone
72 00:02:23,227 00:02:24,757 and, with it, his leeches. and, with it, his leeches.
73 00:02:24,787 00:02:26,257 And old Clay's gambling hall, And old Clay's gambling hall,
74 00:02:26,287 00:02:28,227 where we did frolic with wenches. where we did frolic with wenches.
75 00:02:28,257 00:02:30,227 We're without leeches and wenches. We're without leeches and wenches.
76 00:02:30,267 00:02:32,367 And, most disorienting, the street names. And, most disorienting, the street names.
77 00:02:32,397 00:02:34,067 They're all so different. They're all so different.
78 00:02:34,097 00:02:35,967 We were looking for blacksmith's road We were looking for blacksmith's road
79 00:02:35,997 00:02:37,867 and found peach street. and found peach street.
80 00:02:37,907 00:02:41,037 And for longman's leap, but found second Avenue. And for longman's leap, but found second Avenue.
81 00:02:41,077 00:02:42,977 That must be very confusing. That must be very confusing.
82 00:02:43,007 00:02:46,146 Pray, tell me, how may we ease your passage? Pray, tell me, how may we ease your passage?
83 00:02:46,176 00:02:49,616 If the town were to return to its old street names, If the town were to return to its old street names,
84 00:02:49,646 00:02:52,086 we would more easily find our way. we would more easily find our way.
85 00:02:52,116 00:02:54,786 "The old street names," you say. "The old street names," you say.
86 00:02:54,816 00:02:58,356 Do take seats while I confer with my contemporaries. Do take seats while I confer with my contemporaries.
87 00:02:58,386 00:03:00,926 Who are you fooling? You're wearing tube socks. Who are you fooling? You're wearing tube socks.
88 00:03:00,956 00:03:02,796 Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen,
89 00:03:02,826 00:03:07,836 our tourism revenue is off 26% from the previous fiscal year. our tourism revenue is off 26% from the previous fiscal year.
90 00:03:07,866 00:03:09,296 In that same time, In that same time,
91 00:03:09,336 00:03:12,306 woodbury and cogsville's revenue has jumped. woodbury and cogsville's revenue has jumped.
92 00:03:12,336 00:03:14,936 That's because they are highlighting their heritage, That's because they are highlighting their heritage,
93 00:03:14,976 00:03:16,706 thus, increasing their charm. thus, increasing their charm.
94 00:03:16,746 00:03:20,746 The more charm a town has, the greater its tourism revenue. The more charm a town has, the greater its tourism revenue.
95 00:03:20,776 00:03:22,646 We've got charm. We've got charm.
96 00:03:22,686 00:03:24,786 Yeah, you wouldn't believe the bikini waxes Yeah, you wouldn't believe the bikini waxes
97 00:03:24,816 00:03:26,686 Lisa's doing at the beauty parlor. Lisa's doing at the beauty parlor.
98 00:03:26,716 00:03:30,356 Any shape you can imagine. So clever... And charming. Any shape you can imagine. So clever... And charming.
99 00:03:30,386 00:03:32,696 But not historically charming, But not historically charming,
100 00:03:32,726 00:03:35,696 which is why I'm proposing changing our street names which is why I'm proposing changing our street names
101 00:03:35,726 00:03:38,696 back to what they were at stars hollow's founding. back to what they were at stars hollow's founding.
102 00:03:38,726 00:03:41,136 Isn't that gonna cost a lot of money? Isn't that gonna cost a lot of money?
103 00:03:41,166 00:03:43,166 Yeah, Taylor, you hate spending money. Yeah, Taylor, you hate spending money.
104 00:03:43,206 00:03:45,206 This is an investment in our future. This is an investment in our future.
105 00:03:45,236 00:03:46,906 I'll have to buy new business cards. I'll have to buy new business cards.
106 00:03:46,936 00:03:49,176 I think it would be kind of cool. I think it would be kind of cool.
107 00:03:49,206 00:03:52,276 The dragonfly's on third street, which is kind of boring. The dragonfly's on third street, which is kind of boring.
108 00:03:52,306 00:03:54,776 Thank you, Lorelai, for your sound opinion. Thank you, Lorelai, for your sound opinion.
109 00:03:54,816 00:03:56,786 I think it's one of my better ideas. I think it's one of my better ideas.
110 00:03:56,816 00:03:58,086 It's not like the time It's not like the time
111 00:03:58,116 00:04:00,016 you guaranteed a mosquito-free summer, you guaranteed a mosquito-free summer,
112 00:04:00,056 00:04:02,086 and then released hundreds of bats all over town. and then released hundreds of bats all over town.
113 00:04:02,116 00:04:03,756 Oh, that was a stinker. Oh, that was a stinker.
114 00:04:03,786 00:04:06,856 How about when he was trying to attract families to visit How about when he was trying to attract families to visit
115 00:04:06,896 00:04:08,956 by driving his Van around other towns by driving his Van around other towns
116 00:04:08,996 00:04:10,766 and beckoning kids with candy? and beckoning kids with candy?
117 00:04:10,796 00:04:11,766 That was dumb. That was dumb.
118 00:04:11,796 00:04:13,036 Really dumb. Really dumb.
119 00:04:13,066 00:04:15,096 So we're saying this is a good idea? So we're saying this is a good idea?
120 00:04:15,136 00:04:16,866 That is what we're saying. That is what we're saying.
121 00:04:16,906 00:04:20,036 Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor, raise hands. Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor, raise hands.
122 00:04:20,076 00:04:21,876 Excellent. The matter is passed. Excellent. The matter is passed.
123 00:04:21,906 00:04:24,176 We shall change our street names. We shall change our street names.
124 00:04:24,206 00:04:26,746 Now, our next order of business... Now, our next order of business...
125 00:04:26,776 00:04:28,076 What about when he had us What about when he had us
126 00:04:28,116 00:04:30,486 re-enact the Boston tea party in the lake? re-enact the Boston tea party in the lake?
127 00:04:30,516 00:04:32,046 What a disaster. What a disaster.
128 00:04:32,086 00:04:33,716 We're still paying off the e.P.A. Fines. We're still paying off the e.P.A. Fines.
129 00:04:33,756 00:04:35,256 Folks, please. Folks, please.
130 00:04:35,286 00:04:39,286 What about the museum of rocks that look like famous people? What about the museum of rocks that look like famous people?
131 00:04:39,326 00:04:41,156 Ooh, that's my favorite! Ooh, that's my favorite!
132 00:04:41,196 00:04:44,826 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
133 00:04:44,866 00:04:49,906 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
134 00:04:49,936 00:04:53,876 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
135 00:04:53,906 00:04:58,306 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
136 00:04:58,346 00:05:02,846 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
137 00:05:02,886 00:05:07,516 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
138 00:05:07,556 00:05:10,356 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
139 00:05:10,386 00:05:11,886 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
140 00:05:11,926 00:05:16,026 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
141 00:05:16,056 00:05:21,036 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
142 00:05:21,066 00:05:25,536 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
143 00:05:25,566 00:05:28,406 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
144 00:05:28,436 00:05:30,006 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
145 00:05:30,046 00:05:33,346 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
146 00:05:36,446 00:05:38,546 here you go. Scooped bagel, cream cheese, jam. here you go. Scooped bagel, cream cheese, jam.
147 00:05:38,586 00:05:40,156 Did you save the scoopings? Did you save the scoopings?
148 00:05:40,186 00:05:41,386 I love you! I love you!
149 00:05:41,416 00:05:43,286 So, what's going on in the world? So, what's going on in the world?
150 00:05:43,326 00:05:45,456 Nothing... good. Nothing good. Nothing... good. Nothing good.
151 00:05:45,486 00:05:48,826 There's nothing positive going on anywhere. There's nothing positive going on anywhere.
152 00:05:48,856 00:05:50,026 I don't read the paper anymore. I don't read the paper anymore.
153 00:05:50,066 00:05:52,226 You will mine. I am starting my own. You will mine. I am starting my own.
154 00:05:52,266 00:05:55,566 The good news daily... nothing but good news every day. The good news daily... nothing but good news every day.
155 00:05:55,596 00:05:58,006 "No civil war in Canada"... Big article. "No civil war in Canada"... Big article.
156 00:05:58,036 00:06:01,936 "Cars drive without incident"... Front-page news. "Cars drive without incident"... Front-page news.
157 00:06:01,976 00:06:04,546 "Puppies... how cute are they?" In-depth exposé. "Puppies... how cute are they?" In-depth exposé.
158 00:06:04,576 00:06:06,176 And the subscription is free. How happy is that? And the subscription is free. How happy is that?
159 00:06:06,206 00:06:07,516 I'm in a better mood. I'm in a better mood.
160 00:06:07,546 00:06:09,216 What are you hanging out here for? What are you hanging out here for?
161 00:06:09,246 00:06:11,816 Ugh. Ouch. What happened to the love? Ugh. Ouch. What happened to the love?
162 00:06:11,846 00:06:12,986 You're usually at the inn by now. You're usually at the inn by now.
163 00:06:13,016 00:06:15,916 New street names are being posted. New street names are being posted.
164 00:06:15,956 00:06:18,126 We're gonna see what the dragonfly got. We're gonna see what the dragonfly got.
165 00:06:18,156 00:06:19,556 Want to see what name you got? Want to see what name you got?
166 00:06:19,586 00:06:21,426 I'll wait to read it in the good news daily. I'll wait to read it in the good news daily.
167 00:06:21,456 00:06:23,996 It's another dumb Taylor thing. Sorry. It's another dumb Taylor thing. Sorry.
168 00:06:24,026 00:06:26,566 You may now lower your blood pressure. You may now lower your blood pressure.
169 00:06:26,596 00:06:28,366 I just don't have the time. I just don't have the time.
170 00:06:28,396 00:06:30,036 I think changing street names is a fine idea. I think changing street names is a fine idea.
171 00:06:30,066 00:06:31,366 You're kidding. You're kidding.
172 00:06:31,406 00:06:33,406 Name them after cartoon characters. Name them after cartoon characters.
173 00:06:33,436 00:06:36,036 I'll be on Scooby-doo Lane. It's all the same to me. I'll be on Scooby-doo Lane. It's all the same to me.
174 00:06:36,076 00:06:37,446 Where's this coming from? Where's this coming from?
175 00:06:37,476 00:06:39,176 It's taken me a ridiculous amount of years, It's taken me a ridiculous amount of years,
176 00:06:39,206 00:06:43,216 but when it comes to Taylor, I've adopted a zen attitude. but when it comes to Taylor, I've adopted a zen attitude.
177 00:06:43,246 00:06:44,516 Zen? Zen?
178 00:06:44,546 00:06:47,116 Let the river Taylor take you where it may. Let the river Taylor take you where it may.
179 00:06:47,156 00:06:48,516 Just let it happen. Just let it happen.
180 00:06:48,556 00:06:51,526 What if he wants to paint the diner pink for easter? What if he wants to paint the diner pink for easter?
181 00:06:51,556 00:06:52,896 Let the building be pink. Let the building be pink.
182 00:06:52,926 00:06:54,496 What if he decides we should dress up What if he decides we should dress up
183 00:06:54,526 00:06:56,456 as our favorite tree for arbor day? as our favorite tree for arbor day?
184 00:06:56,496 00:06:59,026 Wrap me in bark and tell me where to stand. Wrap me in bark and tell me where to stand.
185 00:06:59,066 00:07:00,566 What if he wants to Photoshop What if he wants to Photoshop
186 00:07:00,596 00:07:02,566 a picture of you with your arm around him a picture of you with your arm around him
187 00:07:02,596 00:07:05,006 and slap it on a billboard that overlooks town? and slap it on a billboard that overlooks town?
188 00:07:05,036 00:07:06,566 The river zen... Sitting on his lap. The river zen... Sitting on his lap.
189 00:07:06,606 00:07:08,306 Will keep on flowing. Holding a rattle. Will keep on flowing. Holding a rattle.
190 00:07:08,336 00:07:09,376 Let me keep my zen. Let me keep my zen.
191 00:07:09,406 00:07:11,006 I'm gonna miss nuclear Luke. I'm gonna miss nuclear Luke.
192 00:07:11,046 00:07:12,006 [ Bell rings ] [ Bell rings ]
193 00:07:12,046 00:07:13,016 Hey. Hey.
194 00:07:13,046 00:07:14,576 Hi! Hi!
195 00:07:14,616 00:07:17,486 We just passed Esther Wilkins. She got constabulary road. We just passed Esther Wilkins. She got constabulary road.
196 00:07:17,516 00:07:20,616 Constabulary road... How cool is that? Constabulary road... How cool is that?
197 00:07:20,656 00:07:22,556 Very. I'll be done here in a minute. Very. I'll be done here in a minute.
198 00:07:22,586 00:07:23,986 Do you have coffee? Do you have coffee?
199 00:07:24,026 00:07:25,586 Here at my coffee shop? Let me think. Here at my coffee shop? Let me think.
200 00:07:25,626 00:07:26,586 Yeah. Yeah.
201 00:07:26,626 00:07:28,096 Give it. Give it.
202 00:07:28,126 00:07:29,926 You're gonna need zen for him, too. You're gonna need zen for him, too.
203 00:07:29,966 00:07:32,566 This is very early for me to get up. This is very early for me to get up.
204 00:07:32,596 00:07:34,536 You'll survive, big guy. You'll survive, big guy.
205 00:07:34,566 00:07:37,266 I'm not at my best if I don't get my model's 12. I'm not at my best if I don't get my model's 12.
206 00:07:37,306 00:07:39,036 Well, you hide it beautifully. Well, you hide it beautifully.
207 00:07:39,066 00:07:42,336 The key is absinthium with gingko extract. The key is absinthium with gingko extract.
208 00:07:42,376 00:07:45,076 Like you're washing your face in a bowl of diamonds. Like you're washing your face in a bowl of diamonds.
209 00:07:45,106 00:07:47,546 A bowl of diamonds... Doesn't that cut up your face? A bowl of diamonds... Doesn't that cut up your face?
210 00:07:47,576 00:07:50,286 Ugh. I need my coffee. Ugh. I need my coffee.
211 00:07:57,456 00:08:00,426 Emily: Does your grapefruit taste strange to you? Emily: Does your grapefruit taste strange to you?
212 00:08:00,456 00:08:01,626 What? What?
213 00:08:01,656 00:08:03,966 Grapefruit... Is it unnaturally sweet? Grapefruit... Is it unnaturally sweet?
214 00:08:03,996 00:08:05,396 It tastes like grapefruit. It tastes like grapefruit.
215 00:08:05,426 00:08:08,236 There's sugar on it. Consuela put sugar on it. There's sugar on it. Consuela put sugar on it.
216 00:08:08,266 00:08:09,436 If you say. If you say.
217 00:08:09,466 00:08:11,436 That girl puts sugar on everything, That girl puts sugar on everything,
218 00:08:11,466 00:08:12,976 like yesterday's salmon. like yesterday's salmon.
219 00:08:13,006 00:08:15,475 Fish is not supposed to be caramelized. Fish is not supposed to be caramelized.
220 00:08:15,505 00:08:16,605 I didn't notice. I didn't notice.
221 00:08:16,635 00:08:18,145 Don't defend her, Richard. Don't defend her, Richard.
222 00:08:18,175 00:08:20,345 I'm not defending her, Emily. I'm not defending her, Emily.
223 00:08:20,375 00:08:22,475 Next, it'll be the berries, the melons. Next, it'll be the berries, the melons.
224 00:08:22,515 00:08:26,415 Pretty soon, everything in this house will be candied. Pretty soon, everything in this house will be candied.
225 00:08:26,445 00:08:29,415 Rory, breakfast is ready. Rory, breakfast is ready.
226 00:08:29,455 00:08:32,955 Rory, are you there? Rory, are you there?
227 00:08:32,995 00:08:34,195 [ Mumbles ] Good morning, grandma. [ Mumbles ] Good morning, grandma.
228 00:08:34,225 00:08:36,225 You're not still sleeping, are you? You're not still sleeping, are you?
229 00:08:36,255 00:08:37,365 [ Yawning ] No. [ Yawning ] No.
230 00:08:37,395 00:08:39,065 You're missing Katie Couric. You're missing Katie Couric.
231 00:08:39,095 00:08:40,335 I don't watch Katie Couric. I don't watch Katie Couric.
232 00:08:40,365 00:08:42,335 Oh. I thought you watched Katie Couric. Oh. I thought you watched Katie Couric.
233 00:08:42,365 00:08:44,205 I heard you mention her once. I heard you mention her once.
234 00:08:44,235 00:08:46,535 Did you find someone to fix the intercom yet? Did you find someone to fix the intercom yet?
235 00:08:46,565 00:08:47,635 It's stuck at this one volume... loud. It's stuck at this one volume... loud.
236 00:08:47,675 00:08:49,435 I've been looking, I've been looking,
237 00:08:49,475 00:08:52,445 but the company that made it went out of business in 1973... but the company that made it went out of business in 1973...
238 00:08:52,475 00:08:54,045 The binzer corp. The binzer corp.
239 00:08:54,075 00:08:56,345 Arthur Godfrey was their spokesman. Arthur Godfrey was their spokesman.
240 00:08:56,375 00:08:58,715 He was sort of the Katie Couric of his day. He was sort of the Katie Couric of his day.
241 00:08:58,745 00:09:01,385 We'll get the intercom fixed, I promise. We'll get the intercom fixed, I promise.
242 00:09:01,415 00:09:03,385 So, go ahead and pour you some coffee? So, go ahead and pour you some coffee?
243 00:09:03,425 00:09:04,555 I'll be right in. I'll be right in.
244 00:09:04,585 00:09:06,555 I'm signing off. 10-4. I'm signing off. 10-4.
245 00:09:06,585 00:09:08,295 10-4. 10-4.
246 00:09:10,325 00:09:12,125 Isn't that a pretty picture? Isn't that a pretty picture?
247 00:09:12,165 00:09:13,435 The prettiest. The prettiest.
248 00:09:13,465 00:09:15,435 That outfit matched her face. That outfit matched her face.
249 00:09:15,465 00:09:18,435 You'll get extra copies for us, right? You'll get extra copies for us, right?
250 00:09:18,465 00:09:22,505 I'll have my secretary get them. I'll have my secretary get them.
251 00:09:22,535 00:09:24,645 So, have you seen Logan around lately? So, have you seen Logan around lately?
252 00:09:24,675 00:09:26,275 I don't know if it was lately. I don't know if it was lately.
253 00:09:26,305 00:09:27,515 That makes me nervous. That makes me nervous.
254 00:09:27,545 00:09:28,675 He's busy, too. He's busy, too.
255 00:09:28,715 00:09:30,415 I hope that's it. I hope that's it.
256 00:09:30,445 00:09:31,715 What else would it be? What else would it be?
257 00:09:31,745 00:09:33,455 Oh, that talk I had with shira. Oh, that talk I had with shira.
258 00:09:33,485 00:09:36,115 I hoped our understanding was clear about those two. I hoped our understanding was clear about those two.
259 00:09:36,155 00:09:38,755 We were going to let them be. Maybe I was being naive. We were going to let them be. Maybe I was being naive.
260 00:09:40,455 00:09:41,425 Richard, are you listening to me? Richard, are you listening to me?
261 00:09:41,455 00:09:43,225 Yes, Emily. Yes, Emily.
262 00:09:43,265 00:09:45,765 Because you haven't seen the boy doesn't mean anything. Because you haven't seen the boy doesn't mean anything.
263 00:09:45,795 00:09:47,495 Our hours are different from theirs. Our hours are different from theirs.
264 00:09:47,535 00:09:48,665 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Doorbell rings ]
265 00:09:48,695 00:09:49,695 Consuela! Consuela!
266 00:09:51,735 00:09:53,075 Consuela? Consuela?
267 00:09:54,835 00:09:58,605 She's probably in the backyard, harvesting sugarcane. She's probably in the backyard, harvesting sugarcane.
268 00:09:58,645 00:10:01,445 Maybe consuela and Logan have run off together. Maybe consuela and Logan have run off together.
269 00:10:01,475 00:10:03,145 Not funny. Not funny.
270 00:10:03,185 00:10:04,145 Thank you. Thank you.
271 00:10:04,185 00:10:05,615 [ Door closes ] [ Door closes ]
272 00:10:05,645 00:10:08,055 Logan's probably out of town. Or busy with school. Logan's probably out of town. Or busy with school.
273 00:10:08,085 00:10:10,325 All I know is, I haven't seen him. All I know is, I haven't seen him.
274 00:10:10,355 00:10:13,155 And Rory is lying in bed till 8:30 every morning. And Rory is lying in bed till 8:30 every morning.
275 00:10:13,195 00:10:16,055 That could be some sort of young woman's melancholia. That could be some sort of young woman's melancholia.
276 00:10:16,095 00:10:17,595 Something from your office. Something from your office.
277 00:10:17,625 00:10:19,695 Why I had to fetch it, I don't know. Why I had to fetch it, I don't know.
278 00:10:19,725 00:10:22,165 I'll remind consuela it's a part of her job, I'll remind consuela it's a part of her job,
279 00:10:22,195 00:10:24,705 assuming she hasn't left us to work full time assuming she hasn't left us to work full time
280 00:10:24,735 00:10:27,335 for that giant sugar consortium that sent her here. for that giant sugar consortium that sent her here.
281 00:10:27,375 00:10:28,705 What's that? What's that?
282 00:10:28,735 00:10:32,175 Just an insurance claim from the dragonfly. Just an insurance claim from the dragonfly.
283 00:10:32,205 00:10:33,445 What sort of claim? What sort of claim?
284 00:10:33,475 00:10:34,545 They had a small fire there last week. They had a small fire there last week.
285 00:10:34,575 00:10:35,675 They had a fire?! They had a fire?!
286 00:10:35,715 00:10:37,085 Don't get excited. Don't get excited.
287 00:10:37,115 00:10:39,515 Is Lorelai okay? Did you talk to her? Is Lorelai okay? Did you talk to her?
288 00:10:39,545 00:10:40,585 I talked to her. I talked to her.
289 00:10:40,615 00:10:41,785 You talked to her. You talked to her.
290 00:10:41,815 00:10:43,455 Yes, Emily. She had a small fire. Yes, Emily. She had a small fire.
291 00:10:43,485 00:10:44,625 How did she sound? How did she sound?
292 00:10:44,655 00:10:46,255 Just like she'd had a small fire. Just like she'd had a small fire.
293 00:10:46,285 00:10:49,195 It was a very quick face-to-face, and then I left. It was a very quick face-to-face, and then I left.
294 00:10:49,225 00:10:50,795 You saw her face-to-face? You saw her face-to-face?
295 00:10:50,825 00:10:52,125 I had to go over there. I had to go over there.
296 00:10:52,165 00:10:53,465 Why did you have to go there? Why did you have to go there?
297 00:10:53,495 00:10:55,795 Because, Emily, she'd just had a small fire. Because, Emily, she'd just had a small fire.
298 00:10:55,835 00:10:57,105 How did she look? How did she look?
299 00:10:57,135 00:10:58,305 Fine. Fine.
300 00:10:58,335 00:11:02,305 Was she thin, heavy? Did she look tired? Was she thin, heavy? Did she look tired?
301 00:11:02,335 00:11:03,845 Is she still on that netherworld Is she still on that netherworld
302 00:11:03,875 00:11:05,275 of "I don't know what my hair is supposed to be"? of "I don't know what my hair is supposed to be"?
303 00:11:05,305 00:11:06,545 She looked like Lorelai. She looked like Lorelai.
304 00:11:06,575 00:11:08,545 It was a very brief conversation... It was a very brief conversation...
305 00:11:08,575 00:11:10,815 Not like the one you and I are having. Not like the one you and I are having.
306 00:11:10,845 00:11:12,685 You should have told me, Richard. You should have told me, Richard.
307 00:11:15,515 00:11:20,225 And this grapefruit is definitely sugared. And this grapefruit is definitely sugared.
308 00:11:21,825 00:11:23,395 I hope it's something like "calla Lily Lane." I hope it's something like "calla Lily Lane."
309 00:11:23,425 00:11:25,365 Like a flower... Something pretty. Like a flower... Something pretty.
310 00:11:25,395 00:11:27,365 Or charing cross road, or Abbey road... Or charing cross road, or Abbey road...
311 00:11:27,395 00:11:28,495 Something classy. Something classy.
312 00:11:28,535 00:11:31,305 Can we walk a little faster, please? Can we walk a little faster, please?
313 00:11:31,335 00:11:32,305 Michel's still pouting? Michel's still pouting?
314 00:11:32,335 00:11:33,305 I'm not pouting. I'm not pouting.
315 00:11:33,335 00:11:34,435 So your Botox has worn off? So your Botox has worn off?
316 00:11:34,475 00:11:37,175 It has not. And I'm not pouting. It has not. And I'm not pouting.
317 00:11:37,205 00:11:38,775 Then get with the spirit. Then get with the spirit.
318 00:11:38,805 00:11:40,475 This is a workout. You're being paid for this. This is a workout. You're being paid for this.
319 00:11:40,515 00:11:44,315 It takes three of us to stare at a piece of cardboard? It takes three of us to stare at a piece of cardboard?
320 00:11:44,345 00:11:47,715 Maybe later we can all gang up on that light bulb. Maybe later we can all gang up on that light bulb.
321 00:11:47,755 00:11:49,555 All right, let's see here. All right, let's see here.
322 00:11:49,585 00:11:51,855 It's like Spanish class when everyone gets a Spanish name. It's like Spanish class when everyone gets a Spanish name.
323 00:11:51,885 00:11:53,555 What were you? What were you?
324 00:11:53,595 00:11:56,425 "Sookia." I don't think it's a real Spanish name. "Sookia." I don't think it's a real Spanish name.
325 00:11:56,455 00:11:59,295 I think they just added an "a" at the end. I think they just added an "a" at the end.
326 00:11:59,325 00:12:01,295 Okay, let's see. Where are we? Okay, let's see. Where are we?
327 00:12:01,335 00:12:02,565 There. Right there. There. Right there.
328 00:12:02,595 00:12:03,935 That is the lake, Sookie. That is the lake, Sookie.
329 00:12:03,965 00:12:06,605 If we were there, we would all have drowned. If we were there, we would all have drowned.
330 00:12:06,635 00:12:08,305 We are at the bottom. We are at the bottom.
331 00:12:08,335 00:12:10,345 No, I think we're off to the right. No, I think we're off to the right.
332 00:12:10,375 00:12:13,175 Or... off to the left. Wait. Where's north? Or... off to the left. Wait. Where's north?
333 00:12:13,215 00:12:15,175 Everything's rotated 90 degrees. Everything's rotated 90 degrees.
334 00:12:15,215 00:12:17,185 This map's completely wackadoodle. This map's completely wackadoodle.
335 00:12:17,215 00:12:18,645 I can't find... ohh. I can't find... ohh.
336 00:12:18,685 00:12:20,215 Oh, no. Oh, no.
337 00:12:20,255 00:12:21,555 [ Gasps ] Oh, no! [ Gasps ] Oh, no!
338 00:12:21,585 00:12:22,855 Oh, no. Oh, no.
339 00:12:22,885 00:12:24,825 Oh, no. Oh, no.
340 00:12:26,685 00:12:28,555 Yeah. No, I understand. Yeah. No, I understand.
341 00:12:28,595 00:12:32,925 Taylor's a very busy man, but it's just a quick question. Taylor's a very busy man, but it's just a quick question.
342 00:12:32,965 00:12:34,395 Lorelai Gilmore. Lorelai Gilmore.
343 00:12:34,435 00:12:35,695 You know me, Joey. You know me, Joey.
344 00:12:35,735 00:12:38,435 You cleaned out my rain gutters last year. You cleaned out my rain gutters last year.
345 00:12:38,465 00:12:40,735 Yes, I paid you. I most definitely paid you. Yes, I paid you. I most definitely paid you.
346 00:12:40,775 00:12:43,345 It's got to be a mistake. Got to be a mistake. It's got to be a mistake. Got to be a mistake.
347 00:12:43,375 00:12:45,545 "Sores and boils alley." "Sores and boils alley."
348 00:12:45,575 00:12:46,745 Stop saying that. Stop saying that.
349 00:12:46,775 00:12:50,585 We are on sores and boils alley. We are on sores and boils alley.
350 00:12:50,615 00:12:53,915 What kind of menu do you serve on sores and boils alley? What kind of menu do you serve on sores and boils alley?
351 00:12:53,955 00:12:55,615 Anything in a crust. Anything in a crust.
352 00:12:55,655 00:12:57,485 Try in the storage room, Joey. Try in the storage room, Joey.
353 00:12:57,525 00:13:00,355 I know it's creepy in there, but I need to speak to him. I know it's creepy in there, but I need to speak to him.
354 00:13:00,395 00:13:02,995 Why couldn't it be something that didn't ooze or run? Why couldn't it be something that didn't ooze or run?
355 00:13:03,025 00:13:05,625 Like a wart or a bunion? Bunions are okay. Like a wart or a bunion? Bunions are okay.
356 00:13:05,665 00:13:07,835 They're sort of onions mixed with buns. They're sort of onions mixed with buns.
357 00:13:07,865 00:13:10,505 That's sort of appetizing if you don't think too hard. That's sort of appetizing if you don't think too hard.
358 00:13:10,535 00:13:12,405 You know what this means, don't you? You know what this means, don't you?
359 00:13:12,435 00:13:13,835 It means nothing. It means nothing.
360 00:13:13,875 00:13:16,305 My next review will be in the journal of medicine. My next review will be in the journal of medicine.
361 00:13:16,335 00:13:17,875 I want you to both chill out. I want you to both chill out.
362 00:13:17,905 00:13:20,545 I will fix this as soon as I get Taylor on the phone. I will fix this as soon as I get Taylor on the phone.
363 00:13:20,575 00:13:22,875 Maybe if we come up with a catchy phrase Maybe if we come up with a catchy phrase
364 00:13:22,915 00:13:25,245 so it seems like we're in on the joke, so it seems like we're in on the joke,
365 00:13:25,285 00:13:26,915 like we're aware, ironic, and hip. like we're aware, ironic, and hip.
366 00:13:26,945 00:13:28,655 Like what? Like what?
367 00:13:28,685 00:13:31,485 What catchy phrase using the words "sores" and "boils" What catchy phrase using the words "sores" and "boils"
368 00:13:31,525 00:13:34,455 will make it seem like we're in on the joke? will make it seem like we're in on the joke?
369 00:13:34,495 00:13:35,455 Delivery. Delivery.
370 00:13:35,495 00:13:36,495 I'll sign for it. I'll sign for it.
371 00:13:36,525 00:13:37,925 Don't get hostile with me. Don't get hostile with me.
372 00:13:37,965 00:13:39,695 You are a silly woman. You are a silly woman.
373 00:13:39,725 00:13:41,965 I am not silly. You're silly. I am not silly. You're silly.
374 00:13:41,995 00:13:43,964 I want you both to cut it out. I want you both to cut it out.
375 00:13:44,004 00:13:45,764 I am going to fix this. I am going to fix this.
376 00:13:45,804 00:13:49,474 I mean, the whole idea behind this street-name thing I mean, the whole idea behind this street-name thing
377 00:13:49,504 00:13:53,004 was to improve tourism, you know, not destroy it. was to improve tourism, you know, not destroy it.
378 00:13:53,044 00:13:54,344 Huh. Huh.
379 00:13:54,374 00:13:55,674 Sookie, did you order this? Sookie, did you order this?
380 00:13:55,714 00:13:56,474 Nope. Nope.
381 00:13:56,514 00:13:57,884 Michel? Michel?
382 00:13:57,914 00:14:00,354 Yeah, like I'm going to buy an analog clock. Yeah, like I'm going to buy an analog clock.
383 00:14:00,384 00:14:02,554 Do I look 205? Do I look 205?
384 00:14:02,584 00:14:05,884 Apparently, it's for me, but I didn't order a clock. Apparently, it's for me, but I didn't order a clock.
385 00:14:05,924 00:14:08,554 Uh, yes, I'm still here. Uh, yes, I'm still here.
386 00:14:08,594 00:14:10,324 Okay, just tell him I called. Okay, just tell him I called.
387 00:14:10,364 00:14:11,324 You didn't find Taylor? You didn't find Taylor?
388 00:14:11,364 00:14:12,994 Don't worry... I will. Don't worry... I will.
389 00:14:13,024 00:14:15,664 I'm going to go add a few select things to my résumé. I'm going to go add a few select things to my résumé.
390 00:14:15,694 00:14:17,864 Michel! Michel!
391 00:14:17,904 00:14:19,304 I will find him, Sookie. Don't cry. I will find him, Sookie. Don't cry.
392 00:14:19,334 00:14:20,934 White sauce looks like pus. White sauce looks like pus.
393 00:14:20,974 00:14:22,304 Go in the kitchen. Go in the kitchen.
394 00:14:22,334 00:14:24,904 Salsa verde looks like infection. Salsa verde looks like infection.
395 00:14:24,944 00:14:26,874 Kitchen... go. Kitchen... go.
396 00:14:26,904 00:14:29,274 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
397 00:14:33,614 00:14:35,384 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
398 00:14:37,654 00:14:39,324 Wow, you made good time. Wow, you made good time.
399 00:14:39,354 00:14:41,454 Silly rabbit. Speed limits are for kids. Silly rabbit. Speed limits are for kids.
400 00:14:41,494 00:14:42,794 Hey, you went shopping? Hey, you went shopping?
401 00:14:42,824 00:14:44,324 Actually, I did. Actually, I did.
402 00:14:44,364 00:14:45,394 For me? For me?
403 00:14:45,424 00:14:46,494 For you. For you.
404 00:14:46,524 00:14:48,064 Wow. What's the occasion? Wow. What's the occasion?
405 00:14:48,094 00:14:49,964 Where's it written I need an occasion? Where's it written I need an occasion?
406 00:14:49,994 00:14:51,434 Wow, you did it. Wow, you did it.
407 00:14:51,464 00:14:53,734 You bought me the head of Alfredo Garcia. You bought me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
408 00:14:53,774 00:14:55,574 [ Laughing ] Open it, ace. [ Laughing ] Open it, ace.
409 00:14:55,604 00:14:57,444 [ Gasps ] Wow, cool... a bag. [ Gasps ] Wow, cool... a bag.
410 00:14:57,474 00:14:58,604 Look inside. Look inside.
411 00:14:58,644 00:14:59,774 Okay. Okay.
412 00:14:59,804 00:15:01,474 Wow, cool... a bag. Wow, cool... a bag.
413 00:15:01,514 00:15:02,714 You like it? You like it?
414 00:15:02,744 00:15:04,714 Hello? I'm a girl. It's a purse. Hello? I'm a girl. It's a purse.
415 00:15:04,744 00:15:06,414 It's a birkin bag. It's a birkin bag.
416 00:15:06,444 00:15:08,484 I went to school with a guy named birkin. I went to school with a guy named birkin.
417 00:15:08,514 00:15:09,854 I don't think this is the same birkin. I don't think this is the same birkin.
418 00:15:09,884 00:15:11,484 Oh. Oh.
419 00:15:11,524 00:15:13,954 Well, it's beautiful. It's snazzy and classy. Well, it's beautiful. It's snazzy and classy.
420 00:15:13,994 00:15:15,694 And, oh, smell it. And, oh, smell it.
421 00:15:15,724 00:15:19,364 It's got that new-car smell, except it's not a car. It's got that new-car smell, except it's not a car.
422 00:15:19,394 00:15:21,834 Oh, I love it, Logan. Thank you so much. Oh, I love it, Logan. Thank you so much.
423 00:15:21,864 00:15:23,534 You're welcome. You're welcome.
424 00:15:23,564 00:15:25,464 Sorry, there's not another bag inside the bag Sorry, there's not another bag inside the bag
425 00:15:25,504 00:15:27,634 inside the box inside the bag. inside the box inside the bag.
426 00:15:27,674 00:15:29,674 You know, I think my computer cords You know, I think my computer cords
427 00:15:29,704 00:15:31,604 would fit in this perfectly. would fit in this perfectly.
428 00:15:31,644 00:15:33,614 This is not a computer cord kind of purse. This is not a computer cord kind of purse.
429 00:15:33,644 00:15:35,444 Why don't you just call my sister? Why don't you just call my sister?
430 00:15:35,474 00:15:37,484 She'll fill you in. It's a thing, you know? She'll fill you in. It's a thing, you know?
431 00:15:37,514 00:15:38,684 Oh. It's a thing. Oh. It's a thing.
432 00:15:38,714 00:15:41,014 A beautiful, leather, grownup thing. A beautiful, leather, grownup thing.
433 00:15:41,054 00:15:42,414 So, are you ready to go? So, are you ready to go?
434 00:15:42,454 00:15:45,424 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
435 00:15:45,454 00:15:46,984 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
436 00:15:49,524 00:15:50,994 Let's go. Let's go.
437 00:15:53,534 00:15:54,994 Come on, Taylor, answer. Come on, Taylor, answer.
438 00:15:55,034 00:15:57,834 Taylor's ye olde soda shoppe. How can I help ye? Taylor's ye olde soda shoppe. How can I help ye?
439 00:15:57,864 00:15:59,404 Taylor, it's Lorelai. Taylor, it's Lorelai.
440 00:15:59,434 00:16:01,534 I've been trying to reach you all day. I've been trying to reach you all day.
441 00:16:01,574 00:16:03,544 Lorelai. Oh. Well, Joey mentioned that. Lorelai. Oh. Well, Joey mentioned that.
442 00:16:03,574 00:16:06,004 He also mentioned something about not being paid He also mentioned something about not being paid
443 00:16:06,044 00:16:08,574 for some rain gutters he cleaned. for some rain gutters he cleaned.
444 00:16:08,614 00:16:10,884 Look, Taylor, do you, by any chance, Look, Taylor, do you, by any chance,
445 00:16:10,914 00:16:13,584 know what street name the dragonfly got? know what street name the dragonfly got?
446 00:16:13,614 00:16:15,584 Of course... Sores and boils alley. Of course... Sores and boils alley.
447 00:16:15,614 00:16:16,714 So you knew about it. So you knew about it.
448 00:16:16,754 00:16:17,884 Absolutely. Absolutely.
449 00:16:17,924 00:16:19,154 Sores and boils. That's right. Sores and boils. That's right.
450 00:16:19,184 00:16:20,624 Sores and boils. Sores and boils.
451 00:16:20,654 00:16:22,824 Yes, indeed. I'd kill to have that name. Yes, indeed. I'd kill to have that name.
452 00:16:22,854 00:16:25,024 Quite frankly, you're a lucky woman. Quite frankly, you're a lucky woman.
453 00:16:25,064 00:16:27,194 Sores and boils alley is one of Sores and boils alley is one of
454 00:16:27,224 00:16:29,994 the most historical places in all stars hollow. the most historical places in all stars hollow.
455 00:16:30,034 00:16:33,104 In the 18th century, if you had a sore or a boil, In the 18th century, if you had a sore or a boil,
456 00:16:33,134 00:16:35,474 you came to stars hollow to have it lanced... you came to stars hollow to have it lanced...
457 00:16:35,504 00:16:36,804 Yeah, but... Yeah, but...
458 00:16:36,834 00:16:39,504 to the very site of your establishment. to the very site of your establishment.
459 00:16:39,544 00:16:42,744 Word is, they also had a leper colony in your garage. Word is, they also had a leper colony in your garage.
460 00:16:42,774 00:16:46,544 I'm trying to verify that. If we do, you get a plaque. I'm trying to verify that. If we do, you get a plaque.
461 00:16:46,584 00:16:49,014 Okay, Taylor, look [ doorbell rings ] Okay, Taylor, look [ doorbell rings ]
462 00:16:49,054 00:16:52,754 Truth is, this town wouldn't be here without your street. Truth is, this town wouldn't be here without your street.
463 00:16:52,784 00:16:55,524 Sores and boils may seem minor to us now, Sores and boils may seem minor to us now,
464 00:16:55,554 00:16:58,524 as we sit here with our sea breeze astringent as we sit here with our sea breeze astringent
465 00:16:58,564 00:16:59,994 and our pond's cold cream, and our pond's cold cream,
466 00:17:00,024 00:17:03,034 but time was they were the scourge with no cure. but time was they were the scourge with no cure.
467 00:17:03,064 00:17:05,734 And where was that noble work done? And where was that noble work done?
468 00:17:05,764 00:17:08,804 Where were the sick cured and the suffering put at ease? Where were the sick cured and the suffering put at ease?
469 00:17:08,834 00:17:11,804 I'll tell you where... On sores and boils alley. I'll tell you where... On sores and boils alley.
470 00:17:11,844 00:17:13,244 In fact, In fact,
471 00:17:13,274 00:17:16,614 I even have a valuable collection of antique lances. I even have a valuable collection of antique lances.
472 00:17:16,644 00:17:17,844 Yours for the asking... Yours for the asking...
473 00:17:17,884 00:17:19,714 As a loaner, of course. As a loaner, of course.
474 00:17:19,744 00:17:22,854 The dragonfly can display them in the lobby... The dragonfly can display them in the lobby...
475 00:17:22,884 00:17:24,754 Assuming you're bonded. Assuming you're bonded.
476 00:17:24,784 00:17:27,554 Look, the historical thing... It's swell. Look, the historical thing... It's swell.
477 00:17:27,594 00:17:28,894 The boils and sores The boils and sores
478 00:17:28,924 00:17:30,594 and lepers and lances... Great stuff, and lepers and lances... Great stuff,
479 00:17:30,624 00:17:32,894 if you're running a hospice in the 18th century. if you're running a hospice in the 18th century.
480 00:17:32,924 00:17:35,594 But I'm running an inn in the 21st. But I'm running an inn in the 21st.
481 00:17:35,634 00:17:36,894 And? And?
482 00:17:36,934 00:17:39,104 People come here for a nice, romantic time. People come here for a nice, romantic time.
483 00:17:39,134 00:17:41,874 And part of what I slightly overcharge them for And part of what I slightly overcharge them for
484 00:17:41,904 00:17:43,174 is the ambience. is the ambience.
485 00:17:43,204 00:17:44,774 Is there a point here? Is there a point here?
486 00:17:44,804 00:17:46,974 I don't want to have to go around advertising, I don't want to have to go around advertising,
487 00:17:47,004 00:17:49,974 "come to historic stars hollow. It's not as gross as it sounds." "come to historic stars hollow. It's not as gross as it sounds."
488 00:17:50,014 00:17:52,284 I'm very surprised at this negativity. I'm very surprised at this negativity.
489 00:17:52,314 00:17:54,884 You were so supportive at the meeting. You were so supportive at the meeting.
490 00:17:54,914 00:17:56,884 What happened... Fight with Luke? What happened... Fight with Luke?
491 00:17:56,914 00:17:58,754 I'm trying to be very zen about this. I'm trying to be very zen about this.
492 00:17:58,784 00:18:00,654 But this name is not gonna work for me. But this name is not gonna work for me.
493 00:18:00,694 00:18:03,024 I'm not really sure what to do about this. I'm not really sure what to do about this.
494 00:18:03,054 00:18:04,994 We could keep our old street name. We could keep our old street name.
495 00:18:05,024 00:18:07,594 No harm, no foul, no Lorelai pulling her hair out. No harm, no foul, no Lorelai pulling her hair out.
496 00:18:07,634 00:18:10,764 No. The whole town's changing. That won't work at all. No. The whole town's changing. That won't work at all.
497 00:18:10,804 00:18:13,064 But I will think about your situation But I will think about your situation
498 00:18:13,104 00:18:15,104 and try to come up with alternatives. and try to come up with alternatives.
499 00:18:15,134 00:18:16,734 I'll think about it, too. I'll think about it, too.
500 00:18:16,774 00:18:19,074 Together, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Together, I'm sure we'll figure something out.
501 00:18:19,104 00:18:20,574 We can fix this. We can fix this.
502 00:18:20,614 00:18:21,744 All right. All right.
503 00:18:21,774 00:18:23,114 Great. Thank you, Taylor. Great. Thank you, Taylor.
504 00:18:23,144 00:18:25,814 [ Clanging ] [ Clanging ]
505 00:18:27,584 00:18:30,114 Did you order a birdcage? Did you order a birdcage?
506 00:18:30,154 00:18:32,824 I've never had so many compliments about anything. I've never had so many compliments about anything.
507 00:18:32,854 00:18:35,154 It's not the bag. It's the arm it's on. It's not the bag. It's the arm it's on.
508 00:18:35,194 00:18:37,124 And I swear I'm not going to let And I swear I'm not going to let
509 00:18:37,154 00:18:39,664 ballpoint pens explode in the bottom of it. ballpoint pens explode in the bottom of it.
510 00:18:39,694 00:18:41,834 Crap. I left my cell back in the car. Crap. I left my cell back in the car.
511 00:18:41,864 00:18:43,134 Are you expecting a call? Are you expecting a call?
512 00:18:43,164 00:18:44,804 [ Sighs ] From my dad. [ Sighs ] From my dad.
513 00:18:44,834 00:18:47,204 He's dragging me to a retreat with his editors. He's dragging me to a retreat with his editors.
514 00:18:47,234 00:18:48,604 Three days of "absolutely, mitchum." Three days of "absolutely, mitchum."
515 00:18:48,634 00:18:51,004 "Great idea, mitchum." "Great idea, mitchum."
516 00:18:51,044 00:18:52,604 You can suffer through three days. You can suffer through three days.
517 00:18:52,644 00:18:54,814 I'll meet you back at the pool house, okay? I'll meet you back at the pool house, okay?
518 00:18:54,844 00:18:56,274 Don't get lost. Don't get lost.
519 00:18:58,084 00:18:59,914 Oh, Logan. I thought I heard a noise. Oh, Logan. I thought I heard a noise.
520 00:18:59,944 00:19:02,314 Richard. Yes. I was just dropping Rory off. Richard. Yes. I was just dropping Rory off.
521 00:19:02,354 00:19:04,884 Oh. 10:00 on the button. Well done. Oh. 10:00 on the button. Well done.
522 00:19:04,924 00:19:06,584 I didn't want to keep her out late. I didn't want to keep her out late.
523 00:19:06,624 00:19:07,854 You're a responsible young man. You're a responsible young man.
524 00:19:07,894 00:19:09,324 Say, how about a nightcap? Say, how about a nightcap?
525 00:19:09,354 00:19:11,963 I have a new single malt I'm dying to break in. I have a new single malt I'm dying to break in.
526 00:19:11,993 00:19:13,893 Sounds great. Sounds great.
527 00:19:13,933 00:19:16,093 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
528 00:19:17,933 00:19:19,703 Look who I found. Look who I found.
529 00:19:19,733 00:19:21,773 Logan. You found Logan. Logan. You found Logan.
530 00:19:21,803 00:19:22,773 How are you? How are you?
531 00:19:22,803 00:19:24,073 How are you, Emily? How are you, Emily?
532 00:19:24,103 00:19:26,603 Logan was just dropping Rory off. Logan was just dropping Rory off.
533 00:19:26,643 00:19:27,343 10:00 on the button. 10:00 on the button.
534 00:19:27,373 00:19:29,113 A gentleman, this one. A gentleman, this one.
535 00:19:29,143 00:19:30,913 Would you like some coffee, perhaps some dessert? Would you like some coffee, perhaps some dessert?
536 00:19:30,943 00:19:32,643 Thanks, Emily, but I've eaten. Thanks, Emily, but I've eaten.
537 00:19:32,683 00:19:35,813 I thought the two of us would grab a little nightcap. I thought the two of us would grab a little nightcap.
538 00:19:35,853 00:19:37,823 I'll leave you men to your drinks. I'll leave you men to your drinks.
539 00:19:37,853 00:19:39,153 Good seeing you, Emily. Good seeing you, Emily.
540 00:19:39,183 00:19:40,853 Please. Please.
541 00:19:40,893 00:19:42,853 So... how are things, Logan? So... how are things, Logan?
542 00:19:42,893 00:19:43,863 Fine. Fine.
543 00:19:43,893 00:19:45,223 Good. Good.
544 00:19:45,263 00:19:46,863 Back at school, are you? Back at school, are you?
545 00:19:46,893 00:19:48,233 For a few weeks now. For a few weeks now.
546 00:19:48,263 00:19:50,733 Good. Good. Good. Good.
547 00:19:50,763 00:19:52,803 Good that you're back. Good that you're back.
548 00:19:52,833 00:19:56,773 Got any classes that you're interested in this year? Got any classes that you're interested in this year?
549 00:19:56,803 00:19:58,773 The semester's shaping up okay. The semester's shaping up okay.
550 00:19:58,803 00:19:59,773 Thank you. Thank you.
551 00:19:59,803 00:20:01,113 Cheers. Cheers.
552 00:20:01,143 00:20:03,943 Hmm. You working at the Yale paper again? Hmm. You working at the Yale paper again?
553 00:20:03,983 00:20:05,283 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
554 00:20:05,313 00:20:07,183 Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
555 00:20:07,213 00:20:08,953 Not if the tree has anything to say. Not if the tree has anything to say.
556 00:20:08,983 00:20:11,283 Yes, well... It's good to see you. Yes, well... It's good to see you.
557 00:20:11,323 00:20:14,253 We don't get many sightings of you young people nowadays... We don't get many sightings of you young people nowadays...
558 00:20:14,293 00:20:17,053 The two of you ensconced back there at the pool house. The two of you ensconced back there at the pool house.
559 00:20:17,093 00:20:20,393 Rory's so busy. Her life's a mystery to us. Rory's so busy. Her life's a mystery to us.
560 00:20:20,423 00:20:22,333 She could be in the c.I.A. For all we know. She could be in the c.I.A. For all we know.
561 00:20:22,363 00:20:24,163 I don't think she's joined the c.I.A., I don't think she's joined the c.I.A.,
562 00:20:24,203 00:20:25,763 but I'll check for secret documents. but I'll check for secret documents.
563 00:20:25,803 00:20:27,163 [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
564 00:20:27,203 00:20:29,373 So, tell me, Logan, what is going on with Rory? So, tell me, Logan, what is going on with Rory?
565 00:20:29,403 00:20:31,043 Uh, yours and Rory's life. Uh, yours and Rory's life.
566 00:20:31,073 00:20:33,073 Uh... nothing special. Uh... nothing special.
567 00:20:33,103 00:20:34,843 No? Oh. No? Oh.
568 00:20:34,873 00:20:38,043 Well... does she have any big plans? Well... does she have any big plans?
569 00:20:38,083 00:20:39,213 Plans? Plans?
570 00:20:39,243 00:20:41,413 The way that girl keeps to herself, The way that girl keeps to herself,
571 00:20:41,453 00:20:43,953 we wouldn't know if she was moving to Peru. we wouldn't know if she was moving to Peru.
572 00:20:43,983 00:20:45,823 Are you two planning on moving to Peru? Are you two planning on moving to Peru?
573 00:20:45,853 00:20:47,693 No, we're not. No, we're not.
574 00:20:47,723 00:20:50,693 Then what is on the horizon for Rory? And for you? Then what is on the horizon for Rory? And for you?
575 00:20:50,723 00:20:54,233 Anything different going to happen? Anything different going to happen?
576 00:20:54,263 00:20:56,833 Well, we're thinking of going to the vineyard in a few weeks. Well, we're thinking of going to the vineyard in a few weeks.
577 00:20:56,863 00:20:58,703 A trip to the vineyard? A trip to the vineyard?
578 00:20:58,733 00:21:00,163 Nothing else coming down the pike? Nothing else coming down the pike?
579 00:21:00,203 00:21:01,833 No, sir. No, sir.
580 00:21:01,873 00:21:05,203 Hmm. Well, the vineyard is always nice. Hmm. Well, the vineyard is always nice.
581 00:21:06,503 00:21:08,443 Very brisk this time of year. Very brisk this time of year.
582 00:21:10,473 00:21:13,413 Hey, Logan. What are you doing here? Hey, Logan. What are you doing here?
583 00:21:13,443 00:21:15,013 I ran into Richard on the way out. I ran into Richard on the way out.
584 00:21:15,053 00:21:16,453 Rory, is that you? Rory, is that you?
585 00:21:16,483 00:21:17,753 Uh, yeah, grandma. Uh, yeah, grandma.
586 00:21:17,783 00:21:19,183 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
587 00:21:19,223 00:21:22,253 Well... I was just looking for some sugar Well... I was just looking for some sugar
588 00:21:22,293 00:21:23,993 for my morning coffee. for my morning coffee.
589 00:21:24,023 00:21:26,023 Oh, please, don't get me started on sugar. Oh, please, don't get me started on sugar.
590 00:21:26,063 00:21:27,293 Richard and I were catching up. Richard and I were catching up.
591 00:21:27,323 00:21:28,763 Having a little digestif. Having a little digestif.
592 00:21:28,793 00:21:30,363 Yes, and, Richard, the scotch was great, Yes, and, Richard, the scotch was great,
593 00:21:30,393 00:21:33,233 but I should probably get going. but I should probably get going.
594 00:21:33,263 00:21:34,773 I'll walk you out. I'll walk you out.
595 00:21:34,803 00:21:36,073 [ Sighs ] Richard, Emily. [ Sighs ] Richard, Emily.
596 00:21:36,103 00:21:37,173 Good to see you, Logan. Good to see you, Logan.
597 00:21:37,203 00:21:39,973 Drive safe. Drive safe.
598 00:21:42,873 00:21:45,183 So, what were you two chatting about? So, what were you two chatting about?
599 00:21:45,213 00:21:46,883 Oh, this and that. Oh, this and that.
600 00:21:46,913 00:21:49,813 Did it seem like everything was fine between them? Did it seem like everything was fine between them?
601 00:21:49,853 00:21:51,283 As far as I could tell. As far as I could tell.
602 00:21:51,323 00:21:53,323 We're missing Charlie Rose. We're missing Charlie Rose.
603 00:22:00,993 00:22:01,963 What was that all about? What was that all about?
604 00:22:01,993 00:22:03,293 What was that about? What was that about?
605 00:22:03,333 00:22:05,463 Your grandfather was asking about my intentions. Your grandfather was asking about my intentions.
606 00:22:05,503 00:22:06,963 Your intentions toward what? Your intentions toward what?
607 00:22:07,003 00:22:08,973 Uh, toward you, us, marriage. Uh, toward you, us, marriage.
608 00:22:09,003 00:22:10,003 What? Why? What? Why?
609 00:22:10,033 00:22:11,473 I don't know. I don't know.
610 00:22:11,503 00:22:14,313 He was asking me questions about our plans and the future He was asking me questions about our plans and the future
611 00:22:14,343 00:22:15,973 and the c.I.A. And Peru. and the c.I.A. And Peru.
612 00:22:16,013 00:22:18,113 I don't understand. Why would he do this? I don't understand. Why would he do this?
613 00:22:18,143 00:22:19,983 I don't know. I don't know.
614 00:22:20,013 00:22:21,883 We're young. We just started going out. We're young. We just started going out.
615 00:22:21,913 00:22:24,023 Why would we even be thinking about marriage? Why would we even be thinking about marriage?
616 00:22:24,053 00:22:26,853 I don't know, ace. These are really good questions. I don't know, ace. These are really good questions.
617 00:22:26,883 00:22:29,353 Maybe we should hang out at my place for a while Maybe we should hang out at my place for a while
618 00:22:29,393 00:22:32,063 so as not to give your grandparents a visual. so as not to give your grandparents a visual.
619 00:22:32,093 00:22:33,993 No. Look, I'll take care of this. No. Look, I'll take care of this.
620 00:22:34,033 00:22:35,863 I promise. Don't worry about it. I promise. Don't worry about it.
621 00:22:35,893 00:22:38,003 Ace, it's okay. You don't have to do anything. Ace, it's okay. You don't have to do anything.
622 00:22:38,033 00:22:40,403 This is not okay. I don't want them thinking this. This is not okay. I don't want them thinking this.
623 00:22:40,433 00:22:43,103 I don't want you feeling like you can't come here. I don't want you feeling like you can't come here.
624 00:22:43,133 00:22:45,373 I promise you, I will take care of this, okay? I promise you, I will take care of this, okay?
625 00:22:45,403 00:22:46,903 Okay. Okay.
626 00:22:46,943 00:22:48,313 Ugh. My cellphone's still in my car. Ugh. My cellphone's still in my car.
627 00:22:48,343 00:22:50,113 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
628 00:22:50,143 00:22:53,013 If I'm not back in five minutes, I'm in the main house, If I'm not back in five minutes, I'm in the main house,
629 00:22:53,043 00:22:57,453 picking out China patterns with Emily. picking out China patterns with Emily.
630 00:22:58,953 00:23:00,153 Oh! Starved! Oh! Starved!
631 00:23:00,183 00:23:01,453 You're always starved. You're always starved.
632 00:23:01,493 00:23:03,323 Now, I'm "crash-landed in the andes", Now, I'm "crash-landed in the andes",
633 00:23:03,353 00:23:04,863 "eat my teammates" starved. "eat my teammates" starved.
634 00:23:04,893 00:23:06,263 I'll be back in an hour. I'll be back in an hour.
635 00:23:06,293 00:23:07,493 No. No.
636 00:23:07,523 00:23:10,593 Mm-hmm. Three more packages, all for you. Mm-hmm. Three more packages, all for you.
637 00:23:10,633 00:23:14,033 Where is all this stupid stuff coming from? Where is all this stupid stuff coming from?
638 00:23:14,073 00:23:17,403 Looks like classic home shopping channel to me. Looks like classic home shopping channel to me.
639 00:23:17,433 00:23:19,303 I have not bought anything off the home shopping channel. I have not bought anything off the home shopping channel.
640 00:23:19,343 00:23:20,503 That you remember. That you remember.
641 00:23:20,543 00:23:22,043 How could I not remember? How could I not remember?
642 00:23:22,073 00:23:23,883 You could be deluding yourself, You could be deluding yourself,
643 00:23:23,913 00:23:26,913 suppressing a shameful, costly, and extremely tacky suppressing a shameful, costly, and extremely tacky
644 00:23:26,943 00:23:28,913 shopping addiction from your memory. shopping addiction from your memory.
645 00:23:28,953 00:23:31,923 I do not have a home shopping channel addiction. I do not have a home shopping channel addiction.
646 00:23:31,953 00:23:34,923 This does look familiar, like I've seen it before. This does look familiar, like I've seen it before.
647 00:23:34,953 00:23:37,863 Was Joan rivers or Suzanne somers holding it up? Was Joan rivers or Suzanne somers holding it up?
648 00:23:37,893 00:23:39,293 I'm not buying these things. I'm not buying these things.
649 00:23:39,323 00:23:41,193 You keep telling yourself that. You keep telling yourself that.
650 00:23:41,233 00:23:43,933 Kirk is in the dining room, wanting to speak to you. Kirk is in the dining room, wanting to speak to you.
651 00:23:43,963 00:23:45,503 Must be about the street name. Must be about the street name.
652 00:23:45,533 00:23:48,433 Can you contain your personal demons long enough to face him, Can you contain your personal demons long enough to face him,
653 00:23:48,473 00:23:49,903 or shall I send him away? or shall I send him away?
654 00:23:49,933 00:23:51,243 Enough, Michel. Enough, Michel.
655 00:23:51,273 00:23:54,513 It's never enough. That is the problem. It's never enough. That is the problem.
656 00:23:56,513 00:23:57,473 Lorelai, hello. Lorelai, hello.
657 00:23:57,513 00:23:58,513 Hello, kirk. Hello, kirk.
658 00:23:58,543 00:23:59,583 Have a seat. Have a seat.
659 00:23:59,613 00:24:01,213 I'm pleased to inform you I'm pleased to inform you
660 00:24:01,253 00:24:03,483 that the stars hollow board of tourism that the stars hollow board of tourism
661 00:24:03,513 00:24:06,153 has graciously decided to offer you a proposal. has graciously decided to offer you a proposal.
662 00:24:06,183 00:24:08,493 Great. I appreciate it. What do you have for me? Great. I appreciate it. What do you have for me?
663 00:24:08,523 00:24:10,353 You can choose any of three You can choose any of three
664 00:24:10,393 00:24:12,363 historically anchored street names historically anchored street names
665 00:24:12,393 00:24:14,533 that pre-dated sores and boils alley. that pre-dated sores and boils alley.
666 00:24:14,563 00:24:15,563 It's a generous proposal. It's a generous proposal.
667 00:24:15,593 00:24:17,063 Let's hear them. Let's hear them.
668 00:24:17,093 00:24:19,403 The first one is constabulary road. The first one is constabulary road.
669 00:24:19,433 00:24:20,403 Constabulary road. Constabulary road.
670 00:24:20,433 00:24:22,073 It's a very nice name. It's a very nice name.
671 00:24:22,103 00:24:24,273 Classic. Very evocative of old-time stars hollow. Classic. Very evocative of old-time stars hollow.
672 00:24:24,303 00:24:26,003 Yes, it's very nice, Yes, it's very nice,
673 00:24:26,043 00:24:28,073 but that's the exact name of Esther Wilkins' street. but that's the exact name of Esther Wilkins' street.
674 00:24:28,113 00:24:31,043 I mean, the exact name. It's taken. I mean, the exact name. It's taken.
675 00:24:31,083 00:24:32,543 At one time, there were several streets At one time, there were several streets
676 00:24:32,583 00:24:34,613 named constabulary road. named constabulary road.
677 00:24:34,653 00:24:36,313 That would be incredibly confusing. That would be incredibly confusing.
678 00:24:36,353 00:24:39,023 Oh, it would be a disaster. It was back then, too. Oh, it would be a disaster. It was back then, too.
679 00:24:39,053 00:24:41,452 Mail was mis-delivered. Soldiers lost their way. Mail was mis-delivered. Soldiers lost their way.
680 00:24:41,492 00:24:44,022 It completely disoriented senior citizens. It completely disoriented senior citizens.
681 00:24:44,062 00:24:46,522 There was rioting, chaos, death. Everyone hated it. There was rioting, chaos, death. Everyone hated it.
682 00:24:46,562 00:24:47,522 What's number two? What's number two?
683 00:24:47,562 00:24:49,292 Number two... Number two...
684 00:24:49,332 00:24:51,432 Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg- chaubunagungamaugg. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg- chaubunagungamaugg.
685 00:24:51,462 00:24:52,632 Chargogga-what? Chargogga-what?
686 00:24:52,662 00:24:54,202 An old nipmuck Indian name. An old nipmuck Indian name.
687 00:24:54,232 00:24:56,372 Means "you fish on your side of the lake, Means "you fish on your side of the lake,
688 00:24:56,402 00:24:58,942 I'll fish on my side, no one fishes in the middle." I'll fish on my side, no one fishes in the middle."
689 00:24:58,972 00:25:00,472 Or maybe it means "buffalo." Or maybe it means "buffalo."
690 00:25:00,502 00:25:01,672 It's unpronounceable. Next. It's unpronounceable. Next.
691 00:25:01,712 00:25:04,182 From 1768, something flavorful. From 1768, something flavorful.
692 00:25:04,212 00:25:05,242 Crusty bulge. Crusty bulge.
693 00:25:05,282 00:25:06,282 Oh, come on! Oh, come on!
694 00:25:06,312 00:25:07,952 Is that a no? Is that a no?
695 00:25:07,982 00:25:10,352 Yes, that's a no. These are not legitimate choices. Yes, that's a no. These are not legitimate choices.
696 00:25:10,382 00:25:11,722 Taylor thinks they are. Taylor thinks they are.
697 00:25:11,752 00:25:14,252 Taylor's wrong. The dragonfly is a business. Taylor's wrong. The dragonfly is a business.
698 00:25:14,292 00:25:16,122 We need a credible street name. We need a credible street name.
699 00:25:16,152 00:25:18,462 I tell you what... We're keeping third street. I tell you what... We're keeping third street.
700 00:25:18,492 00:25:20,192 Taylor is not gonna like that. Taylor is not gonna like that.
701 00:25:20,222 00:25:22,532 Well, too bad, 'cause that's what we're doing. Well, too bad, 'cause that's what we're doing.
702 00:25:22,562 00:25:25,132 Decision made. It's not gonna be crusty bulge. Decision made. It's not gonna be crusty bulge.
703 00:25:25,162 00:25:28,102 It's not gonna be an Indian name no one can pronounce. It's not gonna be an Indian name no one can pronounce.
704 00:25:28,132 00:25:31,072 It's not gonna be a name that 50,000 other people had It's not gonna be a name that 50,000 other people had
705 00:25:31,102 00:25:33,442 that caused mass chaos and death in 1492. that caused mass chaos and death in 1492.
706 00:25:33,472 00:25:36,572 Oh, my god. I just realized where all that stuff is from. Oh, my god. I just realized where all that stuff is from.
707 00:25:36,612 00:25:37,712 What stuff? What stuff?
708 00:25:37,742 00:25:39,382 Just tell Taylor what I said. Just tell Taylor what I said.
709 00:25:39,412 00:25:40,482 So we're done here? So we're done here?
710 00:25:40,512 00:25:41,652 Definitely. Definitely.
711 00:25:41,682 00:25:45,722 Thank god. Mom tied this way too tight. Thank god. Mom tied this way too tight.
712 00:25:45,752 00:25:47,682 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
713 00:25:51,062 00:25:52,022 Am I disturbing? Am I disturbing?
714 00:25:52,062 00:25:53,122 No, come on in. No, come on in.
715 00:25:53,162 00:25:54,762 Rory, this is Edgar pullings. Rory, this is Edgar pullings.
716 00:25:54,792 00:25:57,332 He installed the intercom 46 years ago. He installed the intercom 46 years ago.
717 00:25:57,362 00:25:59,462 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
718 00:25:59,502 00:26:01,702 She said, "nice to meet you"! She said, "nice to meet you"!
719 00:26:01,732 00:26:03,672 Oh, nice to meet you, young lady. Oh, nice to meet you, young lady.
720 00:26:03,702 00:26:05,502 He calls me that, too. He calls me that, too.
721 00:26:05,542 00:26:07,502 It's right in there, Edgar! It's right in there, Edgar!
722 00:26:07,542 00:26:09,512 Okay, I'll have a look-see. Okay, I'll have a look-see.
723 00:26:09,542 00:26:11,682 You just holler when you're situated, You just holler when you're situated,
724 00:26:11,712 00:26:13,712 and I'll bring in your toolbox! and I'll bring in your toolbox!
725 00:26:13,742 00:26:16,552 If you're feeling faint or need a glass of water, If you're feeling faint or need a glass of water,
726 00:26:16,582 00:26:19,722 don't be shy! don't be shy!
727 00:26:19,752 00:26:22,092 I'm sorry for the short notice. I'm sorry for the short notice.
728 00:26:22,122 00:26:23,222 I figured I'd better get him over here I figured I'd better get him over here
729 00:26:23,252 00:26:25,022 before he... Retires. before he... Retires.
730 00:26:25,062 00:26:27,692 No, it's great. Thank you. No, it's great. Thank you.
731 00:26:27,722 00:26:29,532 Everything else around here up to snuff? Everything else around here up to snuff?
732 00:26:29,562 00:26:30,632 Are the sheets being over-ironed? Are the sheets being over-ironed?
733 00:26:30,662 00:26:32,102 No, they're perfect. No, they're perfect.
734 00:26:32,132 00:26:34,102 'Cause that's not an urban legend. 'Cause that's not an urban legend.
735 00:26:34,132 00:26:37,132 If sheets have a high thread count, they can be over-ironed. If sheets have a high thread count, they can be over-ironed.
736 00:26:37,172 00:26:39,302 Grandma, um, can I ask a favor? Grandma, um, can I ask a favor?
737 00:26:39,342 00:26:40,742 Of course. Of course.
738 00:26:40,772 00:26:44,142 I was wondering if you would speak with grandpa for me. I was wondering if you would speak with grandpa for me.
739 00:26:44,182 00:26:45,812 About what? About what?
740 00:26:45,842 00:26:47,512 Last night, Last night,
741 00:26:47,542 00:26:51,052 when he had the nightcap with Logan, when he had the nightcap with Logan,
742 00:26:51,082 00:26:52,682 he said some things he said some things
743 00:26:52,722 00:26:54,652 that made Logan a little uncomfortable. that made Logan a little uncomfortable.
744 00:26:54,692 00:26:56,392 What kind of things? What kind of things?
745 00:26:56,422 00:27:00,292 Just things about our future... Logan's and mine. Just things about our future... Logan's and mine.
746 00:27:00,322 00:27:01,762 I think grandpa wanted to find out I think grandpa wanted to find out
747 00:27:01,792 00:27:02,792 if we were getting married. if we were getting married.
748 00:27:02,832 00:27:04,132 What?! What?!
749 00:27:04,162 00:27:06,332 The thing is, we're young. The thing is, we're young.
750 00:27:06,362 00:27:08,472 We haven't been going out for that long. We haven't been going out for that long.
751 00:27:08,502 00:27:11,442 It's too soon for us to be thinking about getting serious. It's too soon for us to be thinking about getting serious.
752 00:27:11,472 00:27:13,802 Of course it is. Your grandfather should know better. Of course it is. Your grandfather should know better.
753 00:27:13,842 00:27:15,842 Don't you worry. I'll clear this up with him. Don't you worry. I'll clear this up with him.
754 00:27:15,872 00:27:17,542 Thank you, grandma. Thank you, grandma.
755 00:27:17,572 00:27:20,782 Now that that's taken care of, just between us girls, Now that that's taken care of, just between us girls,
756 00:27:20,812 00:27:23,252 how are things going between you two? how are things going between you two?
757 00:27:23,282 00:27:25,552 Well... they're great. Well... they're great.
758 00:27:25,582 00:27:27,282 Logan's very nice. Logan's very nice.
759 00:27:27,322 00:27:30,292 He bought me this gift just completely out of the blue. He bought me this gift just completely out of the blue.
760 00:27:30,322 00:27:31,862 Is that so? Is that so?
761 00:27:31,892 00:27:33,592 It's called a "birkin bag." It's called a "birkin bag."
762 00:27:33,622 00:27:35,362 A birkin bag? A birkin bag?
763 00:27:35,392 00:27:37,162 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
764 00:27:37,192 00:27:38,802 A birkin bag. A birkin bag.
765 00:27:38,832 00:27:39,762 You've heard of it? You've heard of it?
766 00:27:39,802 00:27:41,132 Of course. Of course.
767 00:27:41,172 00:27:43,332 That's a very nice purse. That's a very nice purse.
768 00:27:43,372 00:27:45,402 Oh. Maybe I shouldn't use it. Oh. Maybe I shouldn't use it.
769 00:27:45,442 00:27:48,472 Oh, no. A birkin bag is meant to be used... And seen. Oh, no. A birkin bag is meant to be used... And seen.
770 00:27:48,512 00:27:49,672 I had no idea. I had no idea.
771 00:27:49,712 00:27:53,312 Well, well, well. A birkin bag. Well, well, well. A birkin bag.
772 00:27:53,342 00:27:55,612 A birkin bag. A birkin bag for Rory. A birkin bag. A birkin bag for Rory.
773 00:27:55,652 00:27:57,382 Grandma. Grandma.
774 00:27:57,412 00:27:59,122 Richard never bought me a birkin bag. Richard never bought me a birkin bag.
775 00:27:59,152 00:28:00,122 This is exciting! This is exciting!
776 00:28:00,152 00:28:01,452 I guess it is. I guess it is.
777 00:28:01,492 00:28:05,322 A birkin bag. I'm gonna remember this day. A birkin bag. I'm gonna remember this day.
778 00:28:05,362 00:28:08,362 Um... it's been very quiet in there. Um... it's been very quiet in there.
779 00:28:08,392 00:28:10,432 Huh? Huh?
780 00:28:10,462 00:28:11,432 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
781 00:28:11,462 00:28:12,832 Edgar? Edgar?
782 00:28:12,862 00:28:15,102 Edgar! Edgar!
783 00:28:16,472 00:28:18,672 Oh, my god. I made it. Food, me, give. Oh, my god. I made it. Food, me, give.
784 00:28:18,702 00:28:20,302 Emergency b.I.T. Emergency b.I.T.
785 00:28:20,342 00:28:22,642 Emergency chili fries and a black-and-white shake. Emergency chili fries and a black-and-white shake.
786 00:28:22,672 00:28:24,482 It's a three-alarm emergency. It's a three-alarm emergency.
787 00:28:24,512 00:28:26,482 Something came for you early this morning. Something came for you early this morning.
788 00:28:26,512 00:28:28,312 Good old ceaser signed for it. Good old ceaser signed for it.
789 00:28:28,352 00:28:29,582 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
790 00:28:29,612 00:28:31,522 Normally, I have a blanket policy Normally, I have a blanket policy
791 00:28:31,552 00:28:34,252 against the diner accepting humongous 5-foot urns against the diner accepting humongous 5-foot urns
792 00:28:34,292 00:28:35,622 addressed to other people, but I was at the market, addressed to other people, but I was at the market,
793 00:28:35,652 00:28:39,262 and ceaser didn't know about the policy. and ceaser didn't know about the policy.
794 00:28:39,292 00:28:42,692 Oh, she is good... Covering all the bases. Oh, she is good... Covering all the bases.
795 00:28:42,732 00:28:45,162 Brilliant. Picking away at the people closest to me. Brilliant. Picking away at the people closest to me.
796 00:28:45,202 00:28:46,302 Who is this? Who is this?
797 00:28:46,332 00:28:48,202 Emily Gilmore. You're kidding! Emily Gilmore. You're kidding!
798 00:28:48,232 00:28:51,272 She's been sending me everything she doesn't need anymore, She's been sending me everything she doesn't need anymore,
799 00:28:51,302 00:28:53,342 trying to smoke me out of my foxhole. trying to smoke me out of my foxhole.
800 00:28:53,372 00:28:55,312 Call her and tell her to knock it off. Call her and tell her to knock it off.
801 00:28:55,342 00:28:57,672 Oh, no. That's exactly what she wants. Oh, no. That's exactly what she wants.
802 00:28:57,712 00:29:00,242 I poke my head out, it gets blown off. I poke my head out, it gets blown off.
803 00:29:00,282 00:29:01,382 Then I have no head, Luke. Then I have no head, Luke.
804 00:29:01,412 00:29:03,452 There's a giant urn in my diner. There's a giant urn in my diner.
805 00:29:03,482 00:29:05,452 It started small... A clock, birdcage, It started small... A clock, birdcage,
806 00:29:05,482 00:29:07,222 some victorian figurines, an old telescope. some victorian figurines, an old telescope.
807 00:29:07,252 00:29:09,492 That was the ground war. She was softening me up. That was the ground war. She was softening me up.
808 00:29:09,522 00:29:12,462 Now comes the aerial campaign. The carpet bombing. Now comes the aerial campaign. The carpet bombing.
809 00:29:12,492 00:29:14,492 I bet she'll bomb me with actual carpets. I bet she'll bomb me with actual carpets.
810 00:29:14,532 00:29:16,732 Call her. You mean, surrender? Never. Call her. You mean, surrender? Never.
811 00:29:16,762 00:29:20,332 She's gonna keep sending you stuff, sending me stuff. She's gonna keep sending you stuff, sending me stuff.
812 00:29:20,362 00:29:22,572 She'll run out of stuff. She'll buy more stuff. She'll run out of stuff. She'll buy more stuff.
813 00:29:22,602 00:29:25,542 She'll run out of money. She's got endless money. She'll run out of money. She's got endless money.
814 00:29:25,572 00:29:28,312 My mom has a black belt in passive aggression. My mom has a black belt in passive aggression.
815 00:29:28,342 00:29:29,542 There is no counter to this move, There is no counter to this move,
816 00:29:29,572 00:29:31,542 which means I am not going to counter. which means I am not going to counter.
817 00:29:31,582 00:29:33,942 I can't have a giant urn sitting in my restaurant. I can't have a giant urn sitting in my restaurant.
818 00:29:33,982 00:29:35,552 Actually, it's more of a vase. Actually, it's more of a vase.
819 00:29:35,582 00:29:37,712 I don't care. The thing weighs 300 pounds. I don't care. The thing weighs 300 pounds.
820 00:29:37,752 00:29:40,252 Ceaser said it took four guys to bring it in. Ceaser said it took four guys to bring it in.
821 00:29:40,282 00:29:41,392 It does kind of spruce up the place. It does kind of spruce up the place.
822 00:29:41,422 00:29:43,322 It goes today. It goes today.
823 00:29:43,352 00:29:47,492 Okay, I'll work on figuring out how to get it out of here. Okay, I'll work on figuring out how to get it out of here.
824 00:29:47,522 00:29:51,932 I think it's actually one of a matching pair. I think it's actually one of a matching pair.
825 00:29:51,962 00:29:52,932 You busy? You busy?
826 00:29:52,962 00:29:55,302 Not too. Not too.
827 00:29:55,332 00:29:56,832 Rory had a little talk with me today Rory had a little talk with me today
828 00:29:56,872 00:29:58,272 I thought I'd share with you. I thought I'd share with you.
829 00:29:58,302 00:29:59,472 Oh? What about? Oh? What about?
830 00:29:59,502 00:30:00,742 About Logan, about something you said. About Logan, about something you said.
831 00:30:00,772 00:30:02,442 It's been handled. It's been handled.
832 00:30:02,472 00:30:03,912 Something I said? When? Something I said? When?
833 00:30:03,942 00:30:05,912 He's fine. She's fine. They're fine. He's fine. She's fine. They're fine.
834 00:30:05,942 00:30:07,282 Very fine. Very fine.
835 00:30:07,312 00:30:09,412 Logan bought her the most beautiful Logan bought her the most beautiful
836 00:30:09,452 00:30:11,681 and prestigious handbag in the world. and prestigious handbag in the world.
837 00:30:11,721 00:30:13,651 A handbag? A birkin bag. A handbag? A birkin bag.
838 00:30:13,681 00:30:16,451 I've shown you pictures before, around my birthday? I've shown you pictures before, around my birthday?
839 00:30:16,491 00:30:17,321 So sophisticated. So sophisticated.
840 00:30:17,351 00:30:18,721 Now we know our worries Now we know our worries
841 00:30:18,761 00:30:20,891 about shira messing with things were unfounded. about shira messing with things were unfounded.
842 00:30:20,921 00:30:22,761 They are doing very well. They are doing very well.
843 00:30:22,791 00:30:24,431 Yes, that's fine, Emily. Yes, that's fine, Emily.
844 00:30:24,461 00:30:26,761 But what did I say that caused a problem? But what did I say that caused a problem?
845 00:30:26,801 00:30:28,701 You scared the poor boy half to death You scared the poor boy half to death
846 00:30:28,731 00:30:30,031 during that nightcap of yours. during that nightcap of yours.
847 00:30:30,071 00:30:31,541 How? How?
848 00:30:31,571 00:30:33,801 Your intentions speech was so out of the blue. Your intentions speech was so out of the blue.
849 00:30:33,841 00:30:35,541 My intentions speech. I'm not following. My intentions speech. I'm not following.
850 00:30:35,571 00:30:36,941 Intentions about what? Intentions about what?
851 00:30:36,971 00:30:39,311 Really, you're always a half step behind. Really, you're always a half step behind.
852 00:30:39,341 00:30:41,481 Because you tell me things in drips and drabs. Because you tell me things in drips and drabs.
853 00:30:41,511 00:30:42,811 What does she think I said? What does she think I said?
854 00:30:42,851 00:30:45,381 You asked when he was going to propose. You asked when he was going to propose.
855 00:30:45,421 00:30:47,551 I asked him nothing of the sort! I asked him nothing of the sort!
856 00:30:47,581 00:30:49,851 We were just chatting, shooting the breeze. We were just chatting, shooting the breeze.
857 00:30:49,891 00:30:52,061 Logan viewed it as an interrogation Logan viewed it as an interrogation
858 00:30:52,091 00:30:53,521 about his and Rory's future. about his and Rory's future.
859 00:30:53,561 00:30:55,291 The boy misunderstood. The boy misunderstood.
860 00:30:55,331 00:30:57,391 I wasn't talking about their future. I wasn't talking about their future.
861 00:30:57,431 00:30:59,531 I was talking... It was scotch talk. I was talking... It was scotch talk.
862 00:30:59,561 00:31:02,971 I would never dream of interrogating him like that. I would never dream of interrogating him like that.
863 00:31:03,001 00:31:04,901 I'll apologize to him the next time I see him. I'll apologize to him the next time I see him.
864 00:31:04,941 00:31:06,301 And to Rory. And to Rory.
865 00:31:06,341 00:31:07,801 That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
866 00:31:07,841 00:31:10,411 Those two are too young to be thinking about marriage. Those two are too young to be thinking about marriage.
867 00:31:10,441 00:31:11,441 They just met each other. They just met each other.
868 00:31:11,481 00:31:12,811 It's been over a year. It's been over a year.
869 00:31:12,841 00:31:14,611 It hasn't been a year. They're babies. It hasn't been a year. They're babies.
870 00:31:14,651 00:31:15,951 Babies? Babies?
871 00:31:15,981 00:31:18,621 Richard, your granddaughter is about to turn 21. Richard, your granddaughter is about to turn 21.
872 00:31:18,651 00:31:19,981 If they did get engaged, If they did get engaged,
873 00:31:20,021 00:31:22,651 the ceremony would be next year or the year after. the ceremony would be next year or the year after.
874 00:31:22,691 00:31:23,651 That makes her 23. That makes her 23.
875 00:31:23,691 00:31:25,361 And too young. And too young.
876 00:31:25,391 00:31:27,561 It's the same age I was. I wasn't too young. It's the same age I was. I wasn't too young.
877 00:31:27,591 00:31:30,831 We were different. We're us, and Rory's Rory. We were different. We're us, and Rory's Rory.
878 00:31:30,861 00:31:33,331 I don't know why you're so worked up about this. I don't know why you're so worked up about this.
879 00:31:33,361 00:31:34,901 They aren't engaged. They aren't engaged.
880 00:31:34,931 00:31:36,501 What was your talk with Logan about? What was your talk with Logan about?
881 00:31:36,531 00:31:39,571 I was just curious about what was going on with Rory. I was just curious about what was going on with Rory.
882 00:31:39,601 00:31:41,341 She can be extremely taciturn. She can be extremely taciturn.
883 00:31:41,371 00:31:42,671 What are you so curious about? What are you so curious about?
884 00:31:42,711 00:31:44,811 The girl spends all her time in that pool house. The girl spends all her time in that pool house.
885 00:31:44,841 00:31:47,641 She's so secretive. Aren't you curious? She's so secretive. Aren't you curious?
886 00:31:47,681 00:31:50,811 If you want to find out what's going on in a girl's life, If you want to find out what's going on in a girl's life,
887 00:31:50,851 00:31:53,351 you certainly don't talk to her boyfriend. you certainly don't talk to her boyfriend.
888 00:31:53,381 00:31:54,521 Follow me. Follow me.
889 00:31:54,551 00:31:55,851 Where are you going? Where are you going?
890 00:31:55,891 00:31:57,391 Follow me. Follow me.
891 00:31:59,661 00:32:00,721 Emily, is she home? Emily, is she home?
892 00:32:00,761 00:32:02,561 No, she's out. No, she's out.
893 00:32:02,591 00:32:04,731 I wouldn't burst in here like this if she were home. I wouldn't burst in here like this if she were home.
894 00:32:04,761 00:32:07,761 We should not be here. This is prowling. We should not be here. This is prowling.
895 00:32:07,801 00:32:09,671 You can't prowl in your own house. You can't prowl in your own house.
896 00:32:09,701 00:32:10,901 This is called "showing concern." This is called "showing concern."
897 00:32:10,931 00:32:12,571 Tell me what we're looking for. Tell me what we're looking for.
898 00:32:12,601 00:32:14,441 I-I don't feel good about this. I-I don't feel good about this.
899 00:32:14,471 00:32:16,941 It's at this point in the John le carré novels It's at this point in the John le carré novels
900 00:32:16,971 00:32:18,781 where things go horribly wrong. where things go horribly wrong.
901 00:32:18,811 00:32:22,881 Oh, don't worry. I used to do this with Lorelai. Oh, don't worry. I used to do this with Lorelai.
902 00:32:22,911 00:32:24,881 Once, I opened her dresser, Once, I opened her dresser,
903 00:32:24,921 00:32:26,581 and it was chock-full of tootsie rolls. and it was chock-full of tootsie rolls.
904 00:32:26,621 00:32:28,991 Hundreds and hundreds, practically spilling out. Hundreds and hundreds, practically spilling out.
905 00:32:29,021 00:32:31,991 What could a girl want with a drawer full of tootsie rolls? What could a girl want with a drawer full of tootsie rolls?
906 00:32:32,021 00:32:34,831 Perhaps it was what was under the tootsie rolls. Perhaps it was what was under the tootsie rolls.
907 00:32:34,861 00:32:37,631 Under the tootsie rolls! Oh, my god! Under the tootsie rolls! Oh, my god!
908 00:32:37,661 00:32:39,631 I should have looked under the tootsie rolls. I should have looked under the tootsie rolls.
909 00:32:39,661 00:32:41,501 Oh, that's gonna bother me. Oh, that's gonna bother me.
910 00:32:41,531 00:32:42,801 God knows what she had in there. God knows what she had in there.
911 00:32:42,831 00:32:44,501 Let's split up. Let's split up.
912 00:32:44,541 00:32:46,871 I'll hit the bedroom. You finish up in here. I'll hit the bedroom. You finish up in here.
913 00:32:46,901 00:32:48,441 What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?
914 00:32:48,471 00:32:49,741 Check the bookcase. Check the bookcase.
915 00:32:49,771 00:32:52,581 They love hiding things behind books. They love hiding things behind books.
916 00:32:52,611 00:32:56,911 My. This room has really come together. My. This room has really come together.
917 00:32:56,951 00:33:00,481 But we should have gone with the plantation shutters. But we should have gone with the plantation shutters.
918 00:33:00,521 00:33:02,951 Oh, my god! Richard! Oh, my god! Richard!
919 00:33:02,991 00:33:04,591 What? What's wrong? What? What's wrong?
920 00:33:04,621 00:33:06,121 The birkin bag. The birkin bag.
921 00:33:06,161 00:33:08,961 All handmade. Look at those tiny stitches. All handmade. Look at those tiny stitches.
922 00:33:08,991 00:33:10,631 Oh, does that Logan have taste. Oh, does that Logan have taste.
923 00:33:10,661 00:33:13,631 Okay, this is ridiculous. Let's get out of here. Okay, this is ridiculous. Let's get out of here.
924 00:33:13,661 00:33:14,701 Oh! And that smell! Oh! And that smell!
925 00:33:14,731 00:33:16,101 Let's just go. Let's just go.
926 00:33:16,131 00:33:18,471 At least tell me what you were looking to find. At least tell me what you were looking to find.
927 00:33:18,501 00:33:20,501 I don't know. It wasn't my idea to break in. I don't know. It wasn't my idea to break in.
928 00:33:20,541 00:33:23,671 Snooping without knowing what you were snooping for? Snooping without knowing what you were snooping for?
929 00:33:23,711 00:33:25,181 Let's just go, Emily... now. Let's just go, Emily... now.
930 00:33:25,211 00:33:26,681 And leave that purse. And leave that purse.
931 00:33:26,711 00:33:28,811 I was going to leave the purse, Richard. I was going to leave the purse, Richard.
932 00:33:28,851 00:33:31,051 A 21-year-old girl has a birkin bag, A 21-year-old girl has a birkin bag,
933 00:33:31,081 00:33:33,121 and a grown woman doesn't. and a grown woman doesn't.
934 00:33:33,151 00:33:34,791 [ Sniffs ] Ah! [ Sniffs ] Ah!
935 00:33:34,821 00:33:36,721 I highly recommend miniature golf, I highly recommend miniature golf,
936 00:33:36,751 00:33:39,191 where, coincidentally, I hold the single-round record. where, coincidentally, I hold the single-round record.
937 00:33:39,221 00:33:40,961 The property's got closed-circuit, The property's got closed-circuit,
938 00:33:40,991 00:33:42,761 so you can forget about mulligans. so you can forget about mulligans.
939 00:33:42,791 00:33:44,131 Thank you. Thank you.
940 00:33:44,161 00:33:46,031 Don't forget the giant urn at Luke's. Don't forget the giant urn at Luke's.
941 00:33:46,061 00:33:47,761 The kids will love it. The kids will love it.
942 00:33:47,801 00:33:49,931 Lorelai. Look. I'm sitting in a little gazebo. Lorelai. Look. I'm sitting in a little gazebo.
943 00:33:49,971 00:33:51,601 I can see that, kirk. I can see that, kirk.
944 00:33:51,641 00:33:54,471 If you look quick, you might think I'm a giant. If you look quick, you might think I'm a giant.
945 00:33:54,511 00:33:56,211 That would be frightening. That would be frightening.
946 00:33:56,241 00:33:59,141 Have you gotten your free map of historic stars hollow yet? Have you gotten your free map of historic stars hollow yet?
947 00:33:59,181 00:34:00,681 Everyone's enjoying them. Everyone's enjoying them.
948 00:34:00,711 00:34:03,051 Maps, huh? I didn't know there were maps. Maps, huh? I didn't know there were maps.
949 00:34:03,081 00:34:05,621 Can I interest you in an historic poncho Can I interest you in an historic poncho
950 00:34:05,651 00:34:06,781 or stars hollow kazoo? or stars hollow kazoo?
951 00:34:06,821 00:34:09,651 Um... no, you really couldn't. Um... no, you really couldn't.
952 00:34:09,691 00:34:11,661 Kirk, the dragonfly's not on this. Kirk, the dragonfly's not on this.
953 00:34:11,691 00:34:14,791 Right. The map only represents historic stars hollow. Right. The map only represents historic stars hollow.
954 00:34:14,831 00:34:17,131 The dragonfly is part of historic stars hollow. The dragonfly is part of historic stars hollow.
955 00:34:17,161 00:34:20,701 Used to be, before you rejected your historic street name. Used to be, before you rejected your historic street name.
956 00:34:20,731 00:34:21,801 You took me off the map?! You took me off the map?!
957 00:34:21,831 00:34:23,171 All cartographical decisions All cartographical decisions
958 00:34:23,201 00:34:25,601 are the province of the director of tourism. are the province of the director of tourism.
959 00:34:25,641 00:34:27,541 You and I talked only this morning. You and I talked only this morning.
960 00:34:27,571 00:34:29,811 How could the dragonfly already be off the map? How could the dragonfly already be off the map?
961 00:34:29,841 00:34:31,881 You know the saying... Cross the Don in the morning, You know the saying... Cross the Don in the morning,
962 00:34:31,911 00:34:33,841 sleep with the fishes in the afternoon. sleep with the fishes in the afternoon.
963 00:34:33,881 00:34:35,981 Plus, Taylor has one of those fast printers. Plus, Taylor has one of those fast printers.
964 00:34:36,011 00:34:37,281 This is not fair. This is not fair.
965 00:34:37,311 00:34:40,121 The dragonfly is a business in stars hollow. The dragonfly is a business in stars hollow.
966 00:34:40,151 00:34:42,851 I wish there was something I could do. I'm just a messenger. I wish there was something I could do. I'm just a messenger.
967 00:34:42,891 00:34:44,791 Assistant to the messenger, actually. Assistant to the messenger, actually.
968 00:34:44,821 00:34:46,961 Taylor's been clear on that. Taylor's been clear on that.
969 00:34:46,991 00:34:49,891 Okay, I shouldn't do this. I'm gonna look the other way. Okay, I shouldn't do this. I'm gonna look the other way.
970 00:34:49,931 00:34:51,091 Take a button. Take a button.
971 00:34:51,131 00:34:52,931 One only, please. One only, please.
972 00:35:12,981 00:35:14,851 [ Telephone ringing ] [ Telephone ringing ]
973 00:35:16,091 00:35:18,251 [ Ringing continues ] [ Ringing continues ]
974 00:35:21,221 00:35:22,891 Hello? Hello?
975 00:35:22,931 00:35:24,561 I'm turning your bedroom into a gift-wrapping room. I'm turning your bedroom into a gift-wrapping room.
976 00:35:24,601 00:35:25,631 I have to get rid of your Dollhouse. I have to get rid of your Dollhouse.
977 00:35:25,661 00:35:26,661 Do you want it? Do you want it?
978 00:35:26,701 00:35:28,331 What? What?
979 00:35:28,361 00:35:31,641 It's quite cumbersome, and I have no place to put it. It's quite cumbersome, and I have no place to put it.
980 00:35:31,671 00:35:34,001 Um... well, have you checked the basement? Um... well, have you checked the basement?
981 00:35:34,041 00:35:36,811 I'm betting there's oodles of space down there. I'm betting there's oodles of space down there.
982 00:35:36,841 00:35:38,311 I'm doing some housecleaning. I'm doing some housecleaning.
983 00:35:38,341 00:35:40,940 I've sent you things I was going to give you anyway. I've sent you things I was going to give you anyway.
984 00:35:40,980 00:35:42,610 Do you want the Dollhouse or not? Do you want the Dollhouse or not?
985 00:35:42,650 00:35:43,750 Of course I want it. Of course I want it.
986 00:35:43,780 00:35:45,280 When will you come pick it up? When will you come pick it up?
987 00:35:45,320 00:35:46,650 When I can. When I can.
988 00:35:46,680 00:35:48,120 I need you to give me a time. I need you to give me a time.
989 00:35:48,150 00:35:50,120 I don't know. As soon as possible, okay? I don't know. As soon as possible, okay?
990 00:35:50,150 00:35:51,250 I'm very busy. I'm very busy.
991 00:35:51,290 00:35:52,790 I can't store it forever. I can't store it forever.
992 00:35:52,820 00:35:55,130 Call me the moment you work out your schedule. Call me the moment you work out your schedule.
993 00:35:55,160 00:35:59,000 Oh, I will... the very moment. Oh, I will... the very moment.
994 00:36:01,160 00:36:03,600 [ Children shouting ] [ Children shouting ]
995 00:36:03,630 00:36:05,000 Hey, you! Hey, you!
996 00:36:05,040 00:36:07,070 Get away from the urn. Get away from the urn.
997 00:36:08,910 00:36:09,870 Hey. Hi. Hey. Hi.
998 00:36:09,910 00:36:10,910 Kiss? Kiss?
999 00:36:10,940 00:36:12,710 I'm too mad. I'm too mad.
1000 00:36:12,740 00:36:15,280 What, 'cause your lips would be all fiery and it would hurt? What, 'cause your lips would be all fiery and it would hurt?
1001 00:36:15,310 00:36:17,280 Do you know they changed my street name? Do you know they changed my street name?
1002 00:36:17,310 00:36:18,780 Uh, hello, yes. Where have you been? Uh, hello, yes. Where have you been?
1003 00:36:18,820 00:36:21,020 I figured, who cares? I figured, who cares?
1004 00:36:21,050 00:36:24,090 But every piece of mail I get, I got to change the address. But every piece of mail I get, I got to change the address.
1005 00:36:24,120 00:36:26,320 Every piece of mail, because I live upstairs. Every piece of mail, because I live upstairs.
1006 00:36:26,360 00:36:28,890 I'm aware of that. It's a huge hassle. I'm aware of that. It's a huge hassle.
1007 00:36:28,930 00:36:30,230 I know. I know.
1008 00:36:30,260 00:36:33,360 And I am in violation of ordinance 22-b. And I am in violation of ordinance 22-b.
1009 00:36:33,400 00:36:35,070 What is ordinance 22-b? What is ordinance 22-b?
1010 00:36:35,100 00:36:37,770 Kids playing on the urn requires a jungle-gym license, Kids playing on the urn requires a jungle-gym license,
1011 00:36:37,800 00:36:39,970 as stated in ordinance 22-b. as stated in ordinance 22-b.
1012 00:36:40,000 00:36:41,340 A fine has already been levied. A fine has already been levied.
1013 00:36:41,370 00:36:42,740 Uh, Taylor? Uh, Taylor?
1014 00:36:42,770 00:36:43,810 Yes. Yes.
1015 00:36:43,840 00:36:44,810 Are you mad at Taylor again? Are you mad at Taylor again?
1016 00:36:44,840 00:36:45,980 Yes. Yay! Yes. Yay!
1017 00:36:46,010 00:36:47,180 A jungle-gym license. A jungle-gym license.
1018 00:36:47,210 00:36:48,880 If I want kids playing on my urn, If I want kids playing on my urn,
1019 00:36:48,910 00:36:50,750 no one's gonna tell me I need a license. no one's gonna tell me I need a license.
1020 00:36:50,780 00:36:53,420 Hey, you. Go ahead. Play on the urn. Hey, you. Go ahead. Play on the urn.
1021 00:36:53,450 00:36:55,020 This stinks. This stinks.
1022 00:36:55,050 00:36:57,090 I'm glad you ditched this zen thing. I'm glad you ditched this zen thing.
1023 00:36:57,120 00:36:59,020 At the meeting, I'm taking it to the people, At the meeting, I'm taking it to the people,
1024 00:36:59,060 00:37:00,920 and the people are gonna take it to Taylor. and the people are gonna take it to Taylor.
1025 00:37:00,960 00:37:02,230 Good. Take it to him. Good. Take it to him.
1026 00:37:02,260 00:37:04,030 I've got a speech all planned, I've got a speech all planned,
1027 00:37:04,060 00:37:07,430 listing the years of wrongs, abuses, manipulations. listing the years of wrongs, abuses, manipulations.
1028 00:37:07,460 00:37:09,830 I'm gonna make people understand I'm gonna make people understand
1029 00:37:09,870 00:37:13,300 that they don't have to blindly follow Taylor doose anymore. that they don't have to blindly follow Taylor doose anymore.
1030 00:37:13,340 00:37:15,140 Do it. They'll follow you. They like you. Do it. They'll follow you. They like you.
1031 00:37:15,170 00:37:16,940 They do like me. They do like me.
1032 00:37:16,970 00:37:19,740 I'd go, too, but I'd end up throwing a bench at him. I'd go, too, but I'd end up throwing a bench at him.
1033 00:37:19,780 00:37:21,040 I'll handle him. I'll handle him.
1034 00:37:21,080 00:37:23,150 Want some coffee? I'm beyond coffee. Want some coffee? I'm beyond coffee.
1035 00:37:23,180 00:37:24,950 Beyond coffee. This is big. Beyond coffee. This is big.
1036 00:37:24,980 00:37:26,450 I'm fueled by my righteous indignation. I'm fueled by my righteous indignation.
1037 00:37:26,480 00:37:28,850 I'll fill you in later. I'll fill you in later.
1038 00:37:32,290 00:37:33,290 Hey! Hey!
1039 00:37:33,320 00:37:34,460 How did it go? How did it go?
1040 00:37:34,490 00:37:35,960 It went great. It went great.
1041 00:37:35,990 00:37:37,460 Tell us what happened. Tell us what happened.
1042 00:37:37,490 00:37:40,700 Well, before the town meeting, I stopped by Luke's. Well, before the town meeting, I stopped by Luke's.
1043 00:37:40,730 00:37:42,000 And he was furious. And he was furious.
1044 00:37:42,030 00:37:44,330 Taylor slapped him with a jungle-gym fine. Taylor slapped him with a jungle-gym fine.
1045 00:37:44,370 00:37:46,340 Smoke was pouring out of his ears. Smoke was pouring out of his ears.
1046 00:37:46,370 00:37:48,070 And I told him, "don't worry. And I told him, "don't worry.
1047 00:37:48,100 00:37:49,910 I am on my way to take Taylor down." I am on my way to take Taylor down."
1048 00:37:49,940 00:37:51,340 Ooh, goody. Ooh, goody.
1049 00:37:51,370 00:37:53,880 I go to the town meeting. It's already started. I go to the town meeting. It's already started.
1050 00:37:53,910 00:37:56,350 I come in the back door with the squeaky track, I come in the back door with the squeaky track,
1051 00:37:56,380 00:37:58,250 so everybody knows Lorelai's in the house. so everybody knows Lorelai's in the house.
1052 00:37:58,280 00:37:59,880 It's very exciting. It's very exciting.
1053 00:37:59,920 00:38:01,890 Taylor's yammering about septic tanks, Taylor's yammering about septic tanks,
1054 00:38:01,920 00:38:04,790 Patty made her raisin cake, and everything's going along. Patty made her raisin cake, and everything's going along.
1055 00:38:04,820 00:38:06,920 Suddenly, Taylor says, "it's time to break." Suddenly, Taylor says, "it's time to break."
1056 00:38:06,960 00:38:09,930 And I stand up on the bench, totally "Norma rae," And I stand up on the bench, totally "Norma rae,"
1057 00:38:09,960 00:38:12,960 and I write "strike" on my town-meeting flyer. and I write "strike" on my town-meeting flyer.
1058 00:38:13,000 00:38:15,230 And I hold it up, all defiant. And I hold it up, all defiant.
1059 00:38:15,270 00:38:17,970 Of course, the "Norma rae" reference was only in my head, Of course, the "Norma rae" reference was only in my head,
1060 00:38:18,000 00:38:19,240 and everyone was very confused. and everyone was very confused.
1061 00:38:19,270 00:38:20,970 It happens a lot with you. It happens a lot with you.
1062 00:38:21,000 00:38:23,470 I march to the front, and I look this town in the eye. I march to the front, and I look this town in the eye.
1063 00:38:23,510 00:38:26,440 I said, "we, your dragonfly inn, are not on the map." I said, "we, your dragonfly inn, are not on the map."
1064 00:38:26,480 00:38:29,950 "We've been tossed off by Taylor 'jungle-gym monitor' doose. "We've been tossed off by Taylor 'jungle-gym monitor' doose.
1065 00:38:29,980 00:38:32,020 It is not right. He must be stopped." It is not right. He must be stopped."
1066 00:38:32,050 00:38:33,820 Since no one heard my conversation with Luke, Since no one heard my conversation with Luke,
1067 00:38:33,850 00:38:36,020 I lost them again for a minute. I lost them again for a minute.
1068 00:38:36,050 00:38:38,050 You really need to work on that. You really need to work on that.
1069 00:38:38,090 00:38:41,490 I told the town how I had given the best years of my life I told the town how I had given the best years of my life
1070 00:38:41,520 00:38:45,100 and turned the dragonfly into a top-notch destination inn and turned the dragonfly into a top-notch destination inn
1071 00:38:45,130 00:38:48,970 and that leaving us off the map was petty and mean-spirited and that leaving us off the map was petty and mean-spirited
1072 00:38:49,000 00:38:50,430 and just plain bad business. and just plain bad business.
1073 00:38:50,470 00:38:52,870 Amen. Kiss the ground. The south will rise again. Amen. Kiss the ground. The south will rise again.
1074 00:38:52,900 00:38:54,100 What happened then? What happened then?
1075 00:38:54,140 00:38:55,870 I turned to Taylor, and I said, I turned to Taylor, and I said,
1076 00:38:55,910 00:38:57,340 "if you don't put us back on the map, "if you don't put us back on the map,
1077 00:38:57,370 00:38:59,880 "it will be Molly ringwald giving her underwear "it will be Molly ringwald giving her underwear
1078 00:38:59,910 00:39:01,140 "to Anthony Michael hall, "to Anthony Michael hall,
1079 00:39:01,180 00:39:03,880 "and he shows it to a roomful of boys "and he shows it to a roomful of boys
1080 00:39:03,910 00:39:05,350 who have all paid a dollar to see it." who have all paid a dollar to see it."
1081 00:39:05,380 00:39:06,480 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
1082 00:39:06,520 00:39:08,050 No. That one, he got. No. That one, he got.
1083 00:39:08,080 00:39:10,890 He thought for a minute, and then he said to me, He thought for a minute, and then he said to me,
1084 00:39:10,920 00:39:14,490 "donate $100 to the historical society, "donate $100 to the historical society,
1085 00:39:14,520 00:39:16,190 "and I will let you back on the map, "and I will let you back on the map,
1086 00:39:16,230 00:39:17,260 and you can keep third street." and you can keep third street."
1087 00:39:17,290 00:39:18,430 $100? $100?
1088 00:39:18,460 00:39:20,900 That's nothing. What did you say? That's nothing. What did you say?
1089 00:39:20,930 00:39:21,930 I said, "you got a deal." I said, "you got a deal."
1090 00:39:21,970 00:39:23,870 Oh, thank god! Oh, thank god!
1091 00:39:23,900 00:39:28,200 Then he said, "good girl," and patted me on the head. Then he said, "good girl," and patted me on the head.
1092 00:39:28,240 00:39:29,410 Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
1093 00:39:29,440 00:39:32,010 We are on sores and boils alley. We are on sores and boils alley.
1094 00:39:32,040 00:39:35,010 We cannot be on sores and boils alley. We cannot be on sores and boils alley.
1095 00:39:35,050 00:39:36,480 Patted me on the head, like a dog. Patted me on the head, like a dog.
1096 00:39:36,510 00:39:38,310 It's only $100. It's only $100.
1097 00:39:38,350 00:39:39,980 I'll pay the $100. I'll pay the $100.
1098 00:39:40,020 00:39:41,020 You're not paying the $100. You're not paying the $100.
1099 00:39:41,050 00:39:42,990 I'll pay $75. I'll pay $75.
1100 00:39:43,020 00:39:46,020 No one is paying anything. We're not being extorted. No one is paying anything. We're not being extorted.
1101 00:39:46,060 00:39:48,560 We are the inn on sores and boils alley. We are the inn on sores and boils alley.
1102 00:39:48,590 00:39:50,030 Historical, proud. Historical, proud.
1103 00:39:50,060 00:39:51,230 Oozing, festering. Oozing, festering.
1104 00:39:51,260 00:39:52,400 Draining. Draining.
1105 00:39:52,430 00:39:54,230 Too many words for the brochure. Too many words for the brochure.
1106 00:39:54,260 00:39:56,600 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
1107 00:39:56,630 00:39:58,970 [ Sighs ] Hello? [ Sighs ] Hello?
1108 00:39:59,000 00:40:00,470 Why haven't you come to get the Dollhouse? Why haven't you come to get the Dollhouse?
1109 00:40:00,500 00:40:02,070 I've been working. I've been working.
1110 00:40:02,110 00:40:04,070 Goodwill's picking it up at noon tomorrow, Goodwill's picking it up at noon tomorrow,
1111 00:40:04,110 00:40:05,480 so if you want it, come and get it. so if you want it, come and get it.
1112 00:40:05,510 00:40:07,110 I can't come tomorrow. I can't come tomorrow.
1113 00:40:07,140 00:40:09,250 Then come tonight. We're up until 11:00. Then come tonight. We're up until 11:00.
1114 00:40:09,280 00:40:11,480 No, mom. I'm 30 miles away. And I'm busy. No, mom. I'm 30 miles away. And I'm busy.
1115 00:40:11,510 00:40:12,980 Then it's being donated. Then it's being donated.
1116 00:40:13,020 00:40:16,090 You can hold on to it a little while longer. You can hold on to it a little while longer.
1117 00:40:16,120 00:40:18,090 It's taking up space, and I can't have it here. It's taking up space, and I can't have it here.
1118 00:40:18,120 00:40:19,860 Why does goodwill have to come at noon? Why does goodwill have to come at noon?
1119 00:40:19,890 00:40:21,360 Because that's the appointment I got. Because that's the appointment I got.
1120 00:40:21,390 00:40:23,430 It's goodwill, not sotheby's. It's goodwill, not sotheby's.
1121 00:40:23,460 00:40:25,130 I can't believe you. I can't believe you.
1122 00:40:25,160 00:40:27,160 You know this Dollhouse means a lot to me. You know this Dollhouse means a lot to me.
1123 00:40:27,200 00:40:28,970 And I know it means a lot to you. And I know it means a lot to you.
1124 00:40:29,000 00:40:30,430 If you want to be this mean and vindictive, If you want to be this mean and vindictive,
1125 00:40:30,470 00:40:32,370 then give it to goodwill. then give it to goodwill.
1126 00:40:32,400 00:40:35,110 Give it away. Light it on fire. I don't care. Give it away. Light it on fire. I don't care.
1127 00:40:37,240 00:40:39,310 [ Knocking on window ] [ Knocking on window ]
1128 00:40:39,340 00:40:40,980 Logan? Logan?
1129 00:40:41,010 00:40:43,610 I don't think they saw me. Can you get this open? I don't think they saw me. Can you get this open?
1130 00:40:43,650 00:40:45,250 It's okay. You can use the front door. It's okay. You can use the front door.
1131 00:40:45,280 00:40:48,380 This is cool. I got a tree stump I can use as a boost. This is cool. I got a tree stump I can use as a boost.
1132 00:40:48,420 00:40:49,450 Or you can let down your hair. Or you can let down your hair.
1133 00:40:49,490 00:40:50,520 I talked to them. I talked to them.
1134 00:40:50,550 00:40:52,190 You did? You did?
1135 00:40:52,220 00:40:54,660 Yeah. It's fine. Come around to the front. Yeah. It's fine. Come around to the front.
1136 00:40:54,690 00:40:56,230 Okay. Okay.
1137 00:41:00,260 00:41:02,100 You do know I will be mocking you for a year You do know I will be mocking you for a year
1138 00:41:02,130 00:41:03,900 for trying to climb in my kitchen window. for trying to climb in my kitchen window.
1139 00:41:03,930 00:41:04,900 I just can't face another sit-down. I just can't face another sit-down.
1140 00:41:04,940 00:41:06,200 It was a misunderstanding. It was a misunderstanding.
1141 00:41:06,240 00:41:08,069 I talked to my grandmother and my grandfather. I talked to my grandmother and my grandfather.
1142 00:41:08,099 00:41:09,539 He was not trying to pressure you. He was not trying to pressure you.
1143 00:41:09,569 00:41:12,239 He gets that we're young and just started dating. He gets that we're young and just started dating.
1144 00:41:12,279 00:41:14,279 He's not interested in our being serious. He's not interested in our being serious.
1145 00:41:14,309 00:41:15,579 Really? Really?
1146 00:41:15,609 00:41:18,079 He's very sorry about the confusion. He's very sorry about the confusion.
1147 00:41:18,109 00:41:19,419 He is? He is?
1148 00:41:19,449 00:41:21,949 He wants to apologize to you himself. He wants to apologize to you himself.
1149 00:41:21,989 00:41:23,389 And you're sure about this? And you're sure about this?
1150 00:41:23,419 00:41:26,019 I double super-swear on my birkin bag. I double super-swear on my birkin bag.
1151 00:41:26,059 00:41:27,189 Okay, that's good. Okay, that's good.
1152 00:41:27,219 00:41:28,659 Cloak-and-dagger is tricky Cloak-and-dagger is tricky
1153 00:41:28,689 00:41:31,229 if you don't own a dagger and look funny in a cloak. if you don't own a dagger and look funny in a cloak.
1154 00:41:31,259 00:41:33,029 I'm sure you look great in a cloak. I'm sure you look great in a cloak.
1155 00:41:33,059 00:41:34,099 Everything's cool? Everything's cool?
1156 00:41:34,129 00:41:35,129 Everything's cool. Everything's cool.
1157 00:41:35,169 00:41:36,469 Good. Good.
1158 00:41:36,499 00:41:40,169 Logan... I love you. Logan... I love you.
1159 00:41:40,199 00:41:42,139 Wow. Wow.
1160 00:41:42,169 00:41:44,469 The lady who sold that purse said this was gonna happen. The lady who sold that purse said this was gonna happen.
1161 00:41:44,509 00:41:47,179 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spring that on you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spring that on you.
1162 00:41:47,209 00:41:49,509 I just... I wanted to say it, so I said it. I just... I wanted to say it, so I said it.
1163 00:41:49,549 00:41:51,379 But I don't expect anything. But I don't expect anything.
1164 00:41:51,409 00:41:53,519 Believe me, I was in the position once Believe me, I was in the position once
1165 00:41:53,549 00:41:56,219 where someone said that to me completely out of the blue, where someone said that to me completely out of the blue,
1166 00:41:56,249 00:41:58,219 and I was completely thrown. and I was completely thrown.
1167 00:41:58,249 00:41:59,719 So don't worry. So don't worry.
1168 00:41:59,759 00:42:03,059 You don't have to respond immediately. You don't have to respond immediately.
1169 00:42:03,089 00:42:05,099 In fact, you don't have to say anything at all. In fact, you don't have to say anything at all.
1170 00:42:05,129 00:42:06,559 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1171 00:42:06,599 00:42:10,069 Look... I've told a lot of girls I love them before, Look... I've told a lot of girls I love them before,
1172 00:42:10,099 00:42:11,599 and I didn't mean it. and I didn't mean it.
1173 00:42:11,629 00:42:15,609 So I'm not gonna do that to you. So I'm not gonna do that to you.
1174 00:42:15,639 00:42:17,139 Boy, that didn't come out right. Boy, that didn't come out right.
1175 00:42:17,169 00:42:19,009 It was supposed to sound a lot more... It was supposed to sound a lot more...
1176 00:42:19,039 00:42:20,979 You don't have to say anything at all. You don't have to say anything at all.
1177 00:42:27,579 00:42:28,549 One antique bellows. One antique bellows.
1178 00:42:28,579 00:42:30,449 Salvation army. Salvation army.
1179 00:42:30,489 00:42:33,489 Wood and leather, brass studs. This thing's a real beaut. Wood and leather, brass studs. This thing's a real beaut.
1180 00:42:33,519 00:42:35,489 Either buy it a ring or move on. Next. Either buy it a ring or move on. Next.
1181 00:42:35,529 00:42:37,359 Doughbeater, early '60s. Doughbeater, early '60s.
1182 00:42:37,389 00:42:38,359 They don't make them like this anymore. They don't make them like this anymore.
1183 00:42:38,389 00:42:39,999 Salvation army. Salvation army.
1184 00:42:40,029 00:42:42,699 Mint condition, industrial grade, 5-quart capacity. Mint condition, industrial grade, 5-quart capacity.
1185 00:42:42,729 00:42:43,999 Salvation army. Salvation army.
1186 00:42:44,029 00:42:45,139 [ Doorbell rings ] [ Doorbell rings ]
1187 00:42:45,169 00:42:46,339 Ah, my pizza. Ah, my pizza.
1188 00:42:46,369 00:42:48,669 There's some sort of card here. There's some sort of card here.
1189 00:42:48,699 00:42:51,409 "Emily and Richard, congratulations on your wedding. "Emily and Richard, congratulations on your wedding.
1190 00:42:51,439 00:42:52,779 Love, aunt Celeste." Love, aunt Celeste."
1191 00:42:52,809 00:42:57,979 Thank you, aunt Celeste. Love... The salvation army. Thank you, aunt Celeste. Love... The salvation army.
1192 00:43:00,779 00:43:01,779 Hello, Lorelai. Hello, Lorelai.
1193 00:43:01,819 00:43:03,019 Hey, dad. Hey, dad.
1194 00:43:03,049 00:43:05,219 I thought you'd want this. I thought you'd want this.
1195 00:43:07,289 00:43:08,659 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1196 00:43:08,689 00:43:11,129 Thanks. I do. Thanks. I do.
1197 00:43:11,159 00:43:14,399 And... We need to talk about Rory. And... We need to talk about Rory.