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1 00:09:37,887 00:09:39,959 Get them out of here. No, you give me the invoice. Get them out of here. No, you give me the invoice.
2 00:09:37,897 00:09:41,000 in the religious aspect of it, then it's like a bath... in the religious aspect of it, then it's like a bath...
3 00:09:37,897 00:09:41,140 Oh. [ Cellphone rings ] Oh. [ Cellphone rings ]
4 00:09:37,997 00:09:39,459 run me out of the d.A.R., run me out of the d.A.R.,
5 00:09:38,077 00:09:40,420 Everything's perfect, Rory. This is a lovely party. Everything's perfect, Rory. This is a lovely party.
6 00:09:38,518 00:09:41,150 Those are the keepers. These are the ones I'm tossing. Those are the keepers. These are the ones I'm tossing.
7 00:09:38,578 00:09:40,510 Okay, fine. Watch it tonight after I leave. Okay, fine. Watch it tonight after I leave.
8 00:09:39,279 00:09:43,883 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
9 00:09:39,499 00:09:42,572 then jump like a cheerleader and land doing the splits. then jump like a cheerleader and land doing the splits.
10 00:09:39,989 00:09:41,761 I'll just have one of my guys get them out of here. I'll just have one of my guys get them out of here.
11 00:09:40,360 00:09:43,603 There's 48 hours plus 24, whatever that is, minus 9 hours. There's 48 hours plus 24, whatever that is, minus 9 hours.
12 00:09:40,450 00:09:42,322 And those salmon puffs... Insane. And those salmon puffs... Insane.
13 00:09:40,550 00:09:41,851 Then you can dump it tomorrow. Then you can dump it tomorrow.
14 00:09:41,030 00:09:42,972 As simple and as brief as a bath. As simple and as brief as a bath.
15 00:09:41,170 00:09:42,742 Hello? Hello?
16 00:09:41,180 00:09:42,782 There's two videotapes in there. There's two videotapes in there.
17 00:09:41,791 00:09:43,953 This isn't about the zucchini. This is about the baptism. This isn't about the zucchini. This is about the baptism.
18 00:09:41,881 00:09:43,513 You kidding? You kidding?
19 00:09:42,362 00:09:45,024 Aren't they, though? Eight trays, and they're almost gone. Aren't they, though? Eight trays, and they're almost gone.
20 00:09:42,602 00:09:46,045 Uh, wow. That's... the splits, huh? Uh, wow. That's... the splits, huh?
21 00:09:42,772 00:09:44,113 Emily: Hello, Rory, it's your grandmother. Emily: Hello, Rory, it's your grandmother.
22 00:09:42,822 00:09:44,794 Every journey begins with a single step. Every journey begins with a single step.
23 00:09:43,002 00:09:45,575 Coffee. It is so not like taking a bath! Coffee. It is so not like taking a bath!
24 00:09:43,553 00:09:45,084 You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this.
25 00:09:43,633 00:09:44,964 What does that equal? What does that equal?
26 00:09:43,913 00:09:48,147 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
27 00:09:43,993 00:09:47,667 Well, I christen these vegetables sucky! Well, I christen these vegetables sucky!
28 00:09:44,143 00:09:46,986 Grandma, we were just talking about you. Grandma, we were just talking about you.
29 00:09:44,824 00:09:46,165 This was your idea, remember... This was your idea, remember...
30 00:09:45,004 00:09:47,707 48 and 24, so that's, uh... 48 and 24, so that's, uh...
31 00:09:45,064 00:09:47,637 I might have to go grab a pole and do some fishing. I might have to go grab a pole and do some fishing.
32 00:09:45,124 00:09:46,426 This is a Friday-night special. This is a Friday-night special.
33 00:09:45,605 00:09:47,667 When you take a bath, there are candles When you take a bath, there are candles
34 00:09:46,075 00:09:48,948 Um, whatever I can do to help, grandma. Um, whatever I can do to help, grandma.
35 00:09:46,195 00:09:48,498 Use the remodel to purge yourself of useless stuff. Use the remodel to purge yourself of useless stuff.
36 00:09:46,456 00:09:47,857 I'd have to have takeout, pizza, I'd have to have takeout, pizza,
37 00:09:47,016 00:09:48,588 How are you? How's Helsinki? How are you? How's Helsinki?
38 00:09:47,667 00:09:49,709 Let me know if you need anything. Let me know if you need anything.
39 00:09:47,707 00:09:51,110 Oh, hello, Sarah. Thank you so much for coming. Oh, hello, Sarah. Thank you so much for coming.
40 00:09:47,717 00:09:50,490 and water-warped entertainment weekly's to read and soap. and water-warped entertainment weekly's to read and soap.
41 00:09:47,737 00:09:51,411 Eight and four... And that's two... Eight and four... And that's two...
42 00:09:47,897 00:09:50,430 red vines, mallomars... The works. red vines, mallomars... The works.
43 00:09:48,187 00:09:50,970 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
44 00:09:48,538 00:09:51,210 Yeah, useless. I'm keeping what I need. Yeah, useless. I'm keeping what I need.
45 00:09:48,618 00:09:52,031 Cold, unaccommodating, a population of walking dead. Cold, unaccommodating, a population of walking dead.
46 00:09:48,988 00:09:51,631 I wear white after labor day. I'm a rebel. I wear white after labor day. I'm a rebel.
47 00:09:50,470 00:09:52,432 Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself.
48 00:09:50,520 00:09:52,862 There are not people standing around praying over you, There are not people standing around praying over you,
49 00:09:51,000 00:09:53,102 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
50 00:09:51,140 00:09:52,872 Excuse me. Hold on a sec. Excuse me. Hold on a sec.
51 00:09:51,240 00:09:54,544 You need an episode of "Magnum p.I." From 1986. You need an episode of "Magnum p.I." From 1986.
52 00:09:51,310 00:09:53,483 I like the way he paints Washington's hair. I like the way he paints Washington's hair.
53 00:09:51,451 00:09:52,682 And 10 over. And 10 over.
54 00:09:51,661 00:09:52,632 Just go with it. Just go with it.
55 00:09:51,911 00:09:54,313 Luke: Oh, now come on. You have got to be kidding me. Luke: Oh, now come on. You have got to be kidding me.
56 00:09:52,061 00:09:53,933 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
57 00:09:52,472 00:09:53,603 This is exactly the kind of movie This is exactly the kind of movie
58 00:09:52,662 00:09:54,003 Are you still there? Are you still there?
59 00:09:52,722 00:09:54,494 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
60 00:09:52,892 00:09:54,494 at least not when I take a bath. at least not when I take a bath.
61 00:09:52,912 00:09:55,014 This tray is half empty. This tray is half empty.
62 00:09:53,132 00:09:57,246 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
63 00:09:53,513 00:09:55,144 It looks so luminous. It looks so luminous.
64 00:09:53,643 00:09:56,756 I would watch with someone. I would watch with someone.
65 00:09:53,963 00:09:55,905 [ Phone beeps ] [ Phone beeps ]
66 00:09:54,033 00:09:55,635 Yeah, I'm still here, grandma. Yeah, I'm still here, grandma.
67 00:09:54,353 00:09:55,955 Luke, come down here. Luke, come down here.
68 00:09:54,524 00:09:55,995 Who's getting baptized? Oh, our kids are, Who's getting baptized? Oh, our kids are,
69 00:09:54,524 00:09:56,556 Sookie, don't do math. You know that hurts your head. Sookie, don't do math. You know that hurts your head.
70 00:09:54,574 00:09:56,946 Of course not. That tape is mislabeled. Of course not. That tape is mislabeled.
71 00:09:55,054 00:09:57,156 Should we fill it up to make it look less sad? Should we fill it up to make it look less sad?
72 00:09:55,184 00:09:56,786 If Gilbert Stuart were alive today, If Gilbert Stuart were alive today,
73 00:09:55,665 00:09:58,568 I was wondering if you could possibly fill in for me. I was wondering if you could possibly fill in for me.
74 00:09:55,935 00:09:57,807 The cuisine isn't fit for a stray cat... The cuisine isn't fit for a stray cat...
75 00:09:55,985 00:09:58,788 This baseboard's not level. I can tell just by looking at it. This baseboard's not level. I can tell just by looking at it.
76 00:09:56,025 00:09:58,027 because apparently we're suddenly super-religious. because apparently we're suddenly super-religious.
77 00:09:56,596 00:09:58,508 Ow. Hey, I have an idea. Ow. Hey, I have an idea.
78 00:09:56,776 00:09:57,877 Someone else, you know? Someone else, you know?
79 00:09:56,816 00:09:59,689 I would commission him to paint a portrait of my Henry. I would commission him to paint a portrait of my Henry.
80 00:09:56,986 00:09:59,058 That's a "knots landing" from 1981. That's a "knots landing" from 1981.
81 00:09:57,186 00:09:59,689 Uh, this is the last tray. What? Uh, this is the last tray. What?
82 00:09:57,276 00:10:01,991 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
83 00:09:57,837 00:09:59,709 Kippers and cabbage rolls. Kippers and cabbage rolls.
84 00:09:57,917 00:09:59,719 Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
85 00:09:58,067 00:09:59,809 Would you mind moving over just a little bit? Would you mind moving over just a little bit?
86 00:09:58,528 00:10:00,029 If you're gonna have the baptism If you're gonna have the baptism
87 00:09:58,608 00:10:00,449 Me? At the mixer? Me? At the mixer?
88 00:09:58,828 00:10:00,800 Tom told you. It's a work in progress. Tom told you. It's a work in progress.
89 00:09:59,088 00:10:00,530 All the women are held hostage at gunpoint All the women are held hostage at gunpoint
90 00:09:59,729 00:10:01,691 Well, Martha Washington had the same impulse. Well, Martha Washington had the same impulse.
91 00:09:59,729 00:10:01,971 Oh, no. Oh, no.
92 00:09:59,749 00:10:02,081 And the weather... it snowed 6 feet last night, And the weather... it snowed 6 feet last night,
93 00:09:59,749 00:10:02,922 Well, at least try to pare this box down a little, please? Well, at least try to pare this box down a little, please?
94 00:09:59,839 00:10:02,041 Sookie, look at the baptism as a bargaining chip. Sookie, look at the baptism as a bargaining chip.
95 00:10:00,069 00:10:02,301 and you've got three days of family in town, and you've got three days of family in town,
96 00:10:00,479 00:10:02,321 It's all ready to go. It's all ready to go.
97 00:10:00,560 00:10:02,291 during ginger's baby shower... classic. during ginger's baby shower... classic.
98 00:10:00,830 00:10:02,041 Disaster in progress. Disaster in progress.
99 00:10:01,731 00:10:04,433 In 1796, she commissioned Stuart to do a portrait of her husband In 1796, she commissioned Stuart to do a portrait of her husband
100 00:10:02,001 00:10:04,544 Oh, boy, there are only eight trays of salmon puffs Oh, boy, there are only eight trays of salmon puffs
101 00:10:02,021 00:10:05,995 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
102 00:10:02,061 00:10:04,393 This baseboard belongs in a fun house. This baseboard belongs in a fun house.
103 00:10:02,071 00:10:04,183 If we give my mother this, then it'll soften the blow If we give my mother this, then it'll soften the blow
104 00:10:02,111 00:10:04,684 and apparently they can't fly under those conditions. and apparently they can't fly under those conditions.
105 00:10:02,331 00:10:04,534 "21 jump street"... season one. You do not need this. "21 jump street"... season one. You do not need this.
106 00:10:02,341 00:10:03,352 how about if they all stay here? how about if they all stay here?
107 00:10:02,341 00:10:05,014 The menu is set, and these new caterers I found are fabulous. The menu is set, and these new caterers I found are fabulous.
108 00:10:02,962 00:10:04,774 I'll try. I will. I promise. I'll try. I will. I promise.
109 00:10:03,372 00:10:05,545 At the inn? Yeah. At the inn? Yeah.
110 00:10:04,213 00:10:05,985 when she finds out that we're not having any more children when she finds out that we're not having any more children
111 00:10:04,433 00:10:06,706 Luke, going up there is like busting into an operating room Luke, going up there is like busting into an operating room
112 00:10:04,463 00:10:06,776 along with the one of herself to hang at mount Vernon. along with the one of herself to hang at mount Vernon.
113 00:10:04,564 00:10:08,237 I need my "jump street." So buy the DVDs. It'll save you a ton of space. I need my "jump street." So buy the DVDs. It'll save you a ton of space.
114 00:10:04,574 00:10:05,915 allotted for the whole night? allotted for the whole night?
115 00:10:04,724 00:10:06,826 Can't or won't, it's hard to say. Can't or won't, it's hard to say.
116 00:10:04,794 00:10:06,425 Good. If you promise not to go upstairs again. Good. If you promise not to go upstairs again.
117 00:10:05,054 00:10:06,556 All you have to do is smile All you have to do is smile
118 00:10:05,575 00:10:07,046 Just give me the dates. We'll work it out. Just give me the dates. We'll work it out.
119 00:10:05,945 00:10:08,087 This is not good. This is really not good. This is not good. This is really not good.
120 00:10:06,015 00:10:07,787 because of the vasectomy. because of the vasectomy.
121 00:10:06,025 00:10:08,668 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
122 00:10:06,465 00:10:08,067 I just got to check on one thing. I just got to check on one thing.
123 00:10:06,586 00:10:08,257 and make sure everyone's cocktails are replenished. and make sure everyone's cocktails are replenished.
124 00:10:06,736 00:10:08,477 in the middle of a heart transplant in the middle of a heart transplant
125 00:10:06,806 00:10:09,679 Henry's not Nora's husband. He's her springer spaniel. Henry's not Nora's husband. He's her springer spaniel.
126 00:10:06,856 00:10:08,958 I defy you to read a Finn. I defy you to read a Finn.
127 00:10:07,076 00:10:08,748 And that would be okay? And that would be okay?
128 00:10:07,817 00:10:10,259 They'll want to stay at the house if we have this baptism... They'll want to stay at the house if we have this baptism...
129 00:10:08,097 00:10:12,041 Oh, look... "america's castles," the special Florida edition. Oh, look... "america's castles," the special Florida edition.
130 00:10:08,107 00:10:10,640 Do you think I should have staggered their release? Do you think I should have staggered their release?
131 00:10:08,277 00:10:10,209 No, the DVDs won't have the commercials on them, No, the DVDs won't have the commercials on them,
132 00:10:08,287 00:10:09,619 Well... Well...
133 00:10:08,507 00:10:09,909 and getting mad at the surgeon and getting mad at the surgeon
134 00:10:08,698 00:10:10,970 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
135 00:10:08,788 00:10:10,529 Sookie, you're part owner of the place. Oh, yeah. Sookie, you're part owner of the place. Oh, yeah.
136 00:10:08,998 00:10:12,601 Yeah, they can be pretty stoic in those northern climes. Yeah, they can be pretty stoic in those northern climes.
137 00:10:09,659 00:10:13,292 Just picture that snake doing the splits. Just picture that snake doing the splits.
138 00:10:09,709 00:10:10,810 Oh. Oh.
139 00:10:09,949 00:10:11,861 because the guy's heart is on the outside. because the guy's heart is on the outside.
140 00:10:10,239 00:10:12,872 the original commercials, which is half the fun. the original commercials, which is half the fun.
141 00:10:10,289 00:10:12,862 Your whole family. We'll just have to make room. Your whole family. We'll just have to make room.
142 00:10:10,549 00:10:12,191 That would really help. That would really help.
143 00:10:10,680 00:10:13,282 I should have. I should have staggered their release. I should have. I should have staggered their release.
144 00:10:10,850 00:10:12,521 May I freshen your drink, Nora? May I freshen your drink, Nora?
145 00:10:11,000 00:10:15,304 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
146 00:10:11,881 00:10:13,883 And you're like, "hey, his heart should be in his chest." And you're like, "hey, his heart should be in his chest."
147 00:10:12,071 00:10:13,542 Seen it five times, keeping it. Seen it five times, keeping it.
148 00:10:12,221 00:10:14,593 So, cool. I'll take care of the arrangements. So, cool. I'll take care of the arrangements.
149 00:10:12,551 00:10:14,623 Well, thank you, Rory. That's awfully sweet of you. Well, thank you, Rory. That's awfully sweet of you.
150 00:10:12,632 00:10:16,676 Excuse me, but I actually use a lot of this in Autumn. Excuse me, but I actually use a lot of this in Autumn.
151 00:10:12,892 00:10:15,524 How? The house is barely big enough for us and the kids. How? The house is barely big enough for us and the kids.
152 00:10:12,912 00:10:14,243 Spuds MacKenzie, Clara peller, Spuds MacKenzie, Clara peller,
153 00:10:13,322 00:10:16,766 Okay, well, just spread them out, and then push the shrimp. Okay, well, just spread them out, and then push the shrimp.
154 00:10:13,332 00:10:16,465 Um, okay, grandma. I'll help you out. Um, okay, grandma. I'll help you out.
155 00:10:13,582 00:10:16,425 One thing. Oh, "the history of paper," One thing. Oh, "the history of paper,"
156 00:10:13,923 00:10:16,666 And the surgeon's like, "dude, I'm not done yet." And the surgeon's like, "dude, I'm not done yet."
157 00:10:14,283 00:10:15,995 "nothing comes between me and my calvins." "nothing comes between me and my calvins."
158 00:10:14,623 00:10:17,196 Sookie, you just deal with the post-baptism party. Sookie, you just deal with the post-baptism party.
159 00:10:14,654 00:10:17,326 Vodka tonic. No ice and light on the tonic. Vodka tonic. No ice and light on the tonic.
160 00:10:15,564 00:10:18,537 We'll end up sleeping on a leaky air mattress in the kids' room We'll end up sleeping on a leaky air mattress in the kids' room
161 00:10:16,025 00:10:17,456 I mean, they don't make them like that anymore. I mean, they don't make them like that anymore.
162 00:10:16,115 00:10:17,556 [ knock on door ] [ knock on door ]
163 00:10:16,455 00:10:19,528 a documentary by Ted burns, distant relative of Ken burns. a documentary by Ted burns, distant relative of Ken burns.
164 00:10:16,505 00:10:18,307 Oh, bless you. Oh, bless you.
165 00:10:16,696 00:10:18,838 I got to check the bathroom fixtures. I got to check the bathroom fixtures.
166 00:10:16,716 00:10:19,448 You know, light layers. You know, light layers.
167 00:10:16,796 00:10:19,108 Okay, you can circulate now. Circulate. Okay, you can circulate now. Circulate.
168 00:10:17,236 00:10:19,468 Oh. I didn't know anything about a post-baptism party. Oh. I didn't know anything about a post-baptism party.
169 00:10:17,356 00:10:19,198 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
170 00:10:17,486 00:10:19,348 You're gonna be one of those weird old people You're gonna be one of those weird old people
171 00:10:18,347 00:10:19,749 I'll check in a little later I'll check in a little later
172 00:10:18,577 00:10:20,549 and getting horrible creaks in our neck and getting horrible creaks in our neck
173 00:10:18,868 00:10:21,881 Hey, uh, help. Fire, fire. Hey, uh, help. Fire, fire.
174 00:10:19,228 00:10:21,470 Isn't she just darling? Isn't she just darling?
175 00:10:19,398 00:10:22,301 who hoards empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops. who hoards empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops.
176 00:10:19,488 00:10:20,890 Emily: Anyway, your grandfather and I Emily: Anyway, your grandfather and I
177 00:10:19,508 00:10:21,620 You didn't tell me anything about a post-baptism party. You didn't tell me anything about a post-baptism party.
178 00:10:19,558 00:10:21,660 Oh, seven hours, dull, dull, dull. Keeping it! Oh, seven hours, dull, dull, dull. Keeping it!
179 00:10:19,779 00:10:22,151 and give you a briefing about some of the canapés. and give you a briefing about some of the canapés.
180 00:10:20,189 00:10:21,560 Come in. Come in.
181 00:10:20,579 00:10:23,052 while your mother blasts her "flatt and scruggs" cd. while your mother blasts her "flatt and scruggs" cd.
182 00:10:20,669 00:10:22,211 Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me.
183 00:10:20,920 00:10:22,591 are going to be delayed a couple of days. are going to be delayed a couple of days.
184 00:10:21,590 00:10:23,032 [ French accent ] Good morning, miss Gilmore. [ French accent ] Good morning, miss Gilmore.
185 00:10:21,640 00:10:23,512 I didn't know myself. I didn't know myself.
186 00:10:21,690 00:10:23,863 I'm not going up. Good. I'm not going up. Good.
187 00:10:21,901 00:10:23,873 We're on fire down here. Help. We're on fire down here. Help.
188 00:10:22,181 00:10:24,253 Good, because I'm rusty on canapés. Good, because I'm rusty on canapés.
189 00:10:22,241 00:10:24,243 There's garnish on this tray and there shouldn't be. There's garnish on this tray and there shouldn't be.
190 00:10:22,331 00:10:23,903 Uh, gonna be. Uh, gonna be.
191 00:10:22,621 00:10:23,963 I'm sorry. That stinks. I'm sorry. That stinks.
192 00:10:23,062 00:10:25,274 Good morning. Oh, wow, need help? Good morning. Oh, wow, need help?
193 00:10:23,082 00:10:25,054 And your cousins are gonna be picking their teeth And your cousins are gonna be picking their teeth
194 00:10:23,542 00:10:25,414 I've got some late-summer salad recipes I've got some late-summer salad recipes
195 00:10:23,903 00:10:26,445 "Please don't eat the daisies," seasons two and four. "Please don't eat the daisies," seasons two and four.
196 00:10:23,903 00:10:26,605 Flames crackling, marshmallows toasting. Flames crackling, marshmallows toasting.
197 00:10:23,933 00:10:25,364 Hey, I've been looking for this. Check it out. Hey, I've been looking for this. Check it out.
198 00:10:23,993 00:10:25,895 I'm in a real bind. I'm in a real bind.
199 00:10:24,273 00:10:26,205 My grandmother hates garnish. My grandmother hates garnish.
200 00:10:24,293 00:10:25,434 Call you later. Call you later.
201 00:10:24,343 00:10:25,875 Excuse me? Excuse me?
202 00:10:25,084 00:10:26,695 with my paring knives. with my paring knives.
203 00:10:25,294 00:10:27,226 No, thank you. What's that for? No, thank you. What's that for?
204 00:10:25,404 00:10:27,076 "Riding the bus with my sister." "Riding the bus with my sister."
205 00:10:25,454 00:10:26,755 I've been wanting to try out. I've been wanting to try out.
206 00:10:25,454 00:10:27,486 Okay, bye, grandma. Stay warm. Okay, bye, grandma. Stay warm.
207 00:10:25,905 00:10:30,519 Hi. The woman with the red hair over by the paintings, Hi. The woman with the red hair over by the paintings,
208 00:10:25,925 00:10:27,867 I've got that mixer with the girls I'm hosting tomorrow I've got that mixer with the girls I'm hosting tomorrow
209 00:10:26,245 00:10:28,317 Here, I'll just, uh... There you go. Here, I'll just, uh... There you go.
210 00:10:26,475 00:10:27,746 I've been looking for this. I've been looking for this.
211 00:10:26,645 00:10:28,077 Save us. Save us.
212 00:10:26,725 00:10:28,527 Oh, like your family is so easy! Oh, like your family is so easy!
213 00:10:26,786 00:10:28,517 Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect.
214 00:10:27,106 00:10:28,337 Rosie O'Donnell plays a retarded woman Rosie O'Donnell plays a retarded woman
215 00:10:27,266 00:10:28,497 Mrs. Gilmore instructed me Mrs. Gilmore instructed me
216 00:10:27,777 00:10:31,410 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
217 00:10:27,897 00:10:32,041 with the curators of the Gilbert Stuart exhibit. with the curators of the Gilbert Stuart exhibit.
218 00:10:28,117 00:10:29,889 What are you doing yelling "fire"? You can't do that. What are you doing yelling "fire"? You can't do that.
219 00:10:28,347 00:10:31,590 Okay, go, circulate. Circulate. Okay, go, circulate. Circulate.
220 00:10:28,377 00:10:29,989 who's obsessed with riding the bus, who's obsessed with riding the bus,
221 00:10:28,537 00:10:30,309 to help you with your summer things. to help you with your summer things.
222 00:10:28,557 00:10:31,560 What about the time we had to see your stuttering cousin odell What about the time we had to see your stuttering cousin odell
223 00:10:28,557 00:10:31,630 Okay, well, just let Michel know how many rooms you need, Okay, well, just let Michel know how many rooms you need,
224 00:10:29,919 00:10:32,651 No, that only pertains to movie theaters, crowded ones. No, that only pertains to movie theaters, crowded ones.
225 00:10:30,019 00:10:32,451 and Andie MacDowell is her uptight, big-city sister. and Andie MacDowell is her uptight, big-city sister.
226 00:10:30,339 00:10:32,111 My summer things? My summer things?
227 00:10:30,549 00:10:34,293 could you get her a vodka tonic, please, a.S.A.P.? Thanks. could you get her a vodka tonic, please, a.S.A.P.? Thanks.
228 00:10:31,400 00:10:34,003 Maid? Maid?
229 00:10:31,450 00:10:36,525 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
230 00:10:31,600 00:10:33,202 in the worst production of "Nicholas nickleby" in the worst production of "Nicholas nickleby"
231 00:10:31,630 00:10:33,332 Hello, Lana. Hello. Hello, Lana. Hello.
232 00:10:31,660 00:10:33,502 and I'll see you guys later. and I'll see you guys later.
233 00:10:32,071 00:10:33,582 I wear it with tights. I wear it with tights.
234 00:10:32,141 00:10:34,343 Mrs. Gilmore says that Autumn is the time for sweaters and wool, Mrs. Gilmore says that Autumn is the time for sweaters and wool,
235 00:10:32,491 00:10:33,963 Sister? Yeah, and it gets better. Sister? Yeah, and it gets better.
236 00:10:32,691 00:10:34,653 If you're watching a Wednesday matinee of "deuce bigalow," If you're watching a Wednesday matinee of "deuce bigalow,"
237 00:10:33,232 00:10:34,563 known to man?! known to man?!
238 00:10:33,362 00:10:34,833 Nice to see you. Nice to see you.
239 00:10:33,532 00:10:35,834 Thanks, Lorelai. Yeah, thanks, hon. Thanks, Lorelai. Yeah, thanks, hon.
240 00:10:33,612 00:10:35,544 But here I am thousands of miles away, But here I am thousands of miles away,
241 00:10:33,993 00:10:35,624 In the ads I saw, the Rosie character In the ads I saw, the Rosie character
242 00:10:34,043 00:10:35,674 This is not going to work. This is not going to work.
243 00:10:34,323 00:10:37,436 No ice and light on the tonic. No ice and light on the tonic.
244 00:10:34,383 00:10:36,595 not for sundresses and flipper-floppers. not for sundresses and flipper-floppers.
245 00:10:34,603 00:10:37,646 That was like nine hours of pure hell! That was like nine hours of pure hell!
246 00:10:34,693 00:10:36,425 you can yell "fire" all you want. you can yell "fire" all you want.
247 00:10:34,864 00:10:37,596 Carole, hello. Great dress. Carole, hello. Great dress.
248 00:10:35,584 00:10:38,587 stuck in a land of reindeer stew, and I'm loathe to cancel stuck in a land of reindeer stew, and I'm loathe to cancel
249 00:10:35,664 00:10:38,567 was calling herself the sheriff and bragging about her sex life was calling herself the sheriff and bragging about her sex life
250 00:10:35,714 00:10:37,216 Maid?! Maid?!
251 00:10:35,875 00:10:38,317 I just need the invoice signed for the zucchini and I'm off. I just need the invoice signed for the zucchini and I'm off.
252 00:10:36,465 00:10:38,027 Hell, you can start a fire, and no one will complain. Hell, you can start a fire, and no one will complain.
253 00:10:36,555 00:10:40,429 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
254 00:10:36,625 00:10:39,498 Oh. Well, I don't really dress seasonally. Oh. Well, I don't really dress seasonally.
255 00:10:37,246 00:10:40,019 A bath? A baptism is nothing like taking a bath! A bath? A baptism is nothing like taking a bath!
256 00:10:37,636 00:10:40,299 Darla, does the pearls council know about you? Darla, does the pearls council know about you?
257 00:10:37,676 00:10:40,849 And did I get to fake a heart attack during intermission? No! And did I get to fake a heart attack during intermission? No!
258 00:10:38,067 00:10:40,699 So, how is your project going? Like gangbusters. So, how is your project going? Like gangbusters.
259 00:10:38,347 00:10:39,588 You think I'm taking this zucchini? You think I'm taking this zucchini?
260 00:10:38,597 00:10:41,310 and buying toilet seats. and buying toilet seats.
261 00:10:38,617 00:10:40,189 because there's nothing constance betterton because there's nothing constance betterton
262 00:10:39,528 00:10:41,030 I just sort of go with the flow. I just sort of go with the flow.
263 00:10:39,608 00:10:41,480 You ordered them. You stressed them out. You ordered them. You stressed them out.
264 00:10:40,059 00:10:41,500 I'm not saying it's a bath! I'm not saying it's a bath!
265 00:10:40,229 00:10:41,890 would like more than for me to slip up would like more than for me to slip up
266 00:10:40,339 00:10:41,910 Fabulous. Fabulous.
267 00:10:40,469 00:10:44,843 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
268 00:10:40,739 00:10:42,071 Looks like it. You're getting rid of a ton. Looks like it. You're getting rid of a ton.
269 00:10:40,889 00:10:42,621 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
270 00:10:41,060 00:10:43,462 That is what Mrs. Gilmore would like to correct. That is what Mrs. Gilmore would like to correct.
271 00:10:41,340 00:10:42,671 And anjelica huston directed it. And anjelica huston directed it.
272 00:10:41,520 00:10:43,452 I'm just saying if you don't believe I'm just saying if you don't believe
273 00:10:41,520 00:10:43,462 Don't point that thing at me. I can tell. Don't point that thing at me. I can tell.
274 00:10:41,931 00:10:43,562 so she can destroy my reputation, so she can destroy my reputation,
275 00:10:41,951 00:10:43,652 Everything all right over here, ladies? Everything all right over here, ladies?
276 00:10:42,111 00:10:44,073 No, no. Whoa, there, mister. No, no. Whoa, there, mister.
277 00:10:42,651 00:10:45,924 There is a difference between nine hours and three full days. There is a difference between nine hours and three full days.
278 00:10:42,711 00:10:44,143 Maerose directed it. Maerose directed it.
279 00:10:45,684 00:10:47,856 Oh, Rory, perfect. Oh, Rory, perfect.
280 00:10:47,886 00:10:49,428 Maybe you could help us with something. Maybe you could help us with something.
281 00:10:49,458 00:10:50,659 Absolutely. Absolutely.
282 00:10:50,689 00:10:52,331 We're admiring this plant here... We're admiring this plant here...
283 00:10:52,361 00:10:53,862 This one with the waxy leaves... This one with the waxy leaves...
284 00:10:53,902 00:10:57,376 And yet the name for it has gone right spot out of our heads. And yet the name for it has gone right spot out of our heads.
285 00:10:57,406 00:10:59,748 I'm so sorry. I'm not sure what it's called. I'm so sorry. I'm not sure what it's called.
286 00:10:59,778 00:11:02,251 But I promise to ask my grandmother and let you know. But I promise to ask my grandmother and let you know.
287 00:11:02,281 00:11:04,523 Let me just get your phone number here. Let me just get your phone number here.
288 00:11:04,553 00:11:07,396 Oops! Garnish. Oops! Garnish.
289 00:11:07,426 00:11:09,298 You just can't get away from it, huh? You just can't get away from it, huh?
290 00:11:09,328 00:11:11,800 Um, excuse me for a minute. Um, excuse me for a minute.
291 00:11:13,702 00:11:15,203 Hey, I didn't know you were coming. Hey, I didn't know you were coming.
292 00:11:15,243 00:11:18,917 Yeah. I forgot you had a thing today. Yeah. I forgot you had a thing today.
293 00:11:18,947 00:11:21,620 Oh, it's okay, because now I get to show you off. Oh, it's okay, because now I get to show you off.
294 00:11:21,650 00:11:25,564 Nancy, Lucy, I'd like to introduce Logan huntzberger. Nancy, Lucy, I'd like to introduce Logan huntzberger.
295 00:11:25,594 00:11:28,967 Logan, this is Nancy osgood and Lucy faxton-field. Logan, this is Nancy osgood and Lucy faxton-field.
296 00:11:28,997 00:11:30,709 How do you do, Logan? How do you do, Logan?
297 00:11:30,739 00:11:32,441 It's such a pleasure to meet the young huntzberger. It's such a pleasure to meet the young huntzberger.
298 00:11:32,481 00:11:35,343 Hey. Hey.
299 00:11:35,383 00:11:38,356 Uh, Logan, I think I've told you about Nancy. Uh, Logan, I think I've told you about Nancy.
300 00:11:38,386 00:11:40,288 She's the one who insists I look like Clara barton, She's the one who insists I look like Clara barton,
301 00:11:40,328 00:11:42,260 which I'm still not sure is a compliment. which I'm still not sure is a compliment.
302 00:11:42,300 00:11:45,363 Oh, it's a compliment of the highest order. Oh, it's a compliment of the highest order.
303 00:11:45,403 00:11:46,905 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
304 00:11:49,577 00:11:52,580 Um, well, if you'll excuse us, Um, well, if you'll excuse us,
305 00:11:52,620 00:11:55,623 I think I promised Logan one of the coveted salmon puffs. I think I promised Logan one of the coveted salmon puffs.
306 00:11:55,653 00:11:57,595 So nice to meet you, Logan. So nice to meet you, Logan.
307 00:12:02,570 00:12:05,473 Want some coffee? Want some coffee?
308 00:12:05,503 00:12:06,774 With your scotch? With your scotch?
309 00:12:06,815 00:12:08,516 I'm just not in the mood to deal with I'm just not in the mood to deal with
310 00:12:08,546 00:12:09,988 this type of thing right now, these type of people. this type of thing right now, these type of people.
311 00:12:10,018 00:12:11,619 Why? Did something happen? Why? Did something happen?
312 00:12:11,649 00:12:13,962 So how long do you think this thing's gonna last? So how long do you think this thing's gonna last?
313 00:12:13,992 00:12:15,563 Um, an hour, hour and a half tops, Um, an hour, hour and a half tops,
314 00:12:15,593 00:12:17,835 and then 15 minutes for me to pay the caterers and then 15 minutes for me to pay the caterers
315 00:12:17,865 00:12:20,338 and make sure the cleaning staff knows what to do. and make sure the cleaning staff knows what to do.
316 00:12:20,368 00:12:22,610 Hey, why don't you go hang out in the pool house, Hey, why don't you go hang out in the pool house,
317 00:12:22,640 00:12:25,343 and then I'll come out as soon as I finish up here? and then I'll come out as soon as I finish up here?
318 00:12:25,383 00:12:26,614 Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
319 00:12:31,089 00:12:33,061 We need coffee! We need coffee!
320 00:12:33,101 00:12:36,634 There's no more coffee. Someone make some coffee! There's no more coffee. Someone make some coffee!
321 00:12:36,674 00:12:38,436 Okay, Paul anka, dinnertime. Okay, Paul anka, dinnertime.
322 00:12:38,476 00:12:40,408 You need to eat tonight, okay? You need to eat tonight, okay?
323 00:12:40,448 00:12:42,450 Now, this is the kibble you like Now, this is the kibble you like
324 00:12:42,480 00:12:45,423 in the nice, new, yellow bowl that you picked. in the nice, new, yellow bowl that you picked.
325 00:12:45,453 00:12:46,854 I will now... I will now...
326 00:12:46,894 00:12:51,529 I will now back out of the room so you can eat... I will now back out of the room so you can eat...
327 00:12:51,569 00:12:54,842 In the dark, like you like. In the dark, like you like.
328 00:13:00,788 00:13:04,822 Woman on TV: Cnn senior analyst Jeff greenfield is back. Woman on TV: Cnn senior analyst Jeff greenfield is back.
329 00:13:04,862 00:13:06,694 You heard what these guys had to say. Where do you weigh in? You heard what these guys had to say. Where do you weigh in?
330 00:13:06,734 00:13:08,035 I mean, overall, what happens next and who benefits? I mean, overall, what happens next and who benefits?
331 00:13:08,065 00:13:12,139 Greenfield: The only thing, Greenfield: The only thing,
332 00:13:12,169 00:13:14,582 given what's happened the last two months, given what's happened the last two months,
333 00:13:14,612 00:13:16,784 that might surprise me is if a spacecraft that might surprise me is if a spacecraft
334 00:13:16,814 00:13:19,186 landed in front of the state capitol in Sacramento landed in front of the state capitol in Sacramento
335 00:13:19,216 00:13:22,029 and an alien got out and asked for a driver's license. and an alien got out and asked for a driver's license.
336 00:13:22,059 00:13:23,160 [ Telephone rings, beeps ] [ Telephone rings, beeps ]
337 00:13:23,200 00:13:25,032 Woman: We're sorry. Woman: We're sorry.
338 00:13:25,062 00:13:26,934 You have reached a number that has been disconnected You have reached a number that has been disconnected
339 00:13:26,974 00:13:30,908 or is no lo... [ dialing ] or is no lo... [ dialing ]
340 00:13:35,753 00:13:37,154 [ Telephone rings, beeps ] [ Telephone rings, beeps ]
341 00:13:37,194 00:13:39,026 We're sorry. We're sorry.
342 00:13:39,056 00:13:40,197 You have reached a number that has been disconnected You have reached a number that has been disconnected
343 00:13:40,227 00:13:41,769 or is no longer in service. or is no longer in service.
344 00:13:41,799 00:13:43,470 If you feel... If you feel...
345 00:13:47,875 00:13:51,989 ♪ She's a piratey soul full of vinegar and glitter ♪ ♪ She's a piratey soul full of vinegar and glitter ♪
346 00:13:52,019 00:13:53,290 so, I would cancel with him, darling. so, I would cancel with him, darling.
347 00:13:53,320 00:13:55,792 Is that so difficult? Is that so difficult?
348 00:13:55,822 00:13:59,036 I find the fact that you love him completely irrelevant. I find the fact that you love him completely irrelevant.
349 00:13:59,066 00:14:00,167 What's going on? What's going on?
350 00:14:00,207 00:14:02,069 Hey, is that my salmon puff? Hey, is that my salmon puff?
351 00:14:02,109 00:14:04,311 Yeah. Anything is good in a puff. Yeah. Anything is good in a puff.
352 00:14:04,341 00:14:05,112 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
353 00:14:05,142 00:14:06,913 Hey, Rory. Hey, Rory.
354 00:14:06,953 00:14:08,315 Hey, Colin. I didn't know you guys were coming over. Hey, Colin. I didn't know you guys were coming over.
355 00:14:08,355 00:14:10,227 I invited them over. I hope that's cool. I invited them over. I hope that's cool.
356 00:14:10,257 00:14:11,928 Oh, yeah, of course it's cool. Oh, yeah, of course it's cool.
357 00:14:11,958 00:14:13,330 I would have brought more puffs. I would have brought more puffs.
358 00:14:13,360 00:14:15,202 You need a drink. You need a drink.
359 00:14:15,232 00:14:17,634 Somebody give me a sonnet. Melissa's a poetry major. Somebody give me a sonnet. Melissa's a poetry major.
360 00:14:17,674 00:14:19,105 There once was a gal from nantucket. There once was a gal from nantucket.
361 00:14:19,135 00:14:21,908 Stop it, Colin. I'm not trying to propose. Stop it, Colin. I'm not trying to propose.
362 00:14:21,948 00:14:23,680 Melissa, do you miss me, darling? Melissa, do you miss me, darling?
363 00:14:26,723 00:14:27,924 Hi. Hi.
364 00:14:27,954 00:14:29,696 Uh, Logan? Yes. Uh, Logan? Yes.
365 00:14:29,726 00:14:32,669 Who's the skirt? Ah, that is Colin's roommate. Who's the skirt? Ah, that is Colin's roommate.
366 00:14:32,699 00:14:33,870 He brought her back from Holland? He brought her back from Holland?
367 00:14:33,900 00:14:34,701 Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
368 00:14:34,741 00:14:36,072 Oh. Oh.
369 00:14:36,102 00:14:38,615 Hi. I'm Rory. I've heard a lot about you. Hi. I'm Rory. I've heard a lot about you.
370 00:14:38,645 00:14:40,286 She doesn't understand English. She doesn't understand English.
371 00:14:40,316 00:14:41,888 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
372 00:14:41,918 00:14:43,890 Yes, aren't we all. Colin, rude. Yes, aren't we all. Colin, rude.
373 00:14:43,920 00:14:46,633 Everywhere I go, everything I do... surprise... there she is. Everywhere I go, everything I do... surprise... there she is.
374 00:14:46,663 00:14:49,095 Well, you brought her here. What did you expect? Well, you brought her here. What did you expect?
375 00:14:49,135 00:14:50,236 When we were in the Netherlands, When we were in the Netherlands,
376 00:14:50,266 00:14:52,208 she seemed so amazing, you know? she seemed so amazing, you know?
377 00:14:52,238 00:14:54,340 But the minute we left, she began to lose her appeal. But the minute we left, she began to lose her appeal.
378 00:14:54,380 00:14:57,684 Everything looks appealing when you're stumbling out of an Amsterdam coffee bar. Everything looks appealing when you're stumbling out of an Amsterdam coffee bar.
379 00:14:57,714 00:15:00,787 Tell me about it. I spent half an hour hitting on a bike. Tell me about it. I spent half an hour hitting on a bike.
380 00:15:00,827 00:15:02,388 Maria, you're the only one that can save me. Maria, you're the only one that can save me.
381 00:15:02,428 00:15:03,730 Rory, you have to understand... Rory, you have to understand...
382 00:15:03,760 00:15:05,261 Milkmaids are iconic over there. Milkmaids are iconic over there.
383 00:15:05,301 00:15:06,933 They're practically Dutch superheroes. They're practically Dutch superheroes.
384 00:15:06,973 00:15:08,935 Dating katrinka was like dating wonder woman. Dating katrinka was like dating wonder woman.
385 00:15:08,975 00:15:10,777 Katrinka. Katrinka.
386 00:15:10,807 00:15:11,948 He's gonna be hearing about that one for a long time. He's gonna be hearing about that one for a long time.
387 00:15:11,978 00:15:13,920 Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
388 00:15:13,950 00:15:16,352 Well, just so you know, I think you're an awfully sweet girl Well, just so you know, I think you're an awfully sweet girl
389 00:15:16,382 00:15:19,295 to date a guy with such an unfortunate skin condition. to date a guy with such an unfortunate skin condition.
390 00:15:19,325 00:15:21,928 Rory, any chance you're breaking up with Logan Rory, any chance you're breaking up with Logan
391 00:15:21,968 00:15:22,839 in the next 20 minutes? in the next 20 minutes?
392 00:15:22,869 00:15:24,941 Sorry. Sorry.
393 00:15:24,971 00:15:26,372 Veronica... Finn. Veronica... Finn.
394 00:15:26,402 00:15:28,444 Still engaged, darling? Still engaged, darling?
395 00:15:28,474 00:15:31,217 Well, I am, too, but I'm not going to say in what. Well, I am, too, but I'm not going to say in what.
396 00:15:31,247 00:15:34,991 So, this is a surprise, the guys being here and everything. So, this is a surprise, the guys being here and everything.
397 00:15:35,021 00:15:36,392 Well, Colin just got back. I hadn't seen him. Well, Colin just got back. I hadn't seen him.
398 00:15:36,422 00:15:39,235 Is that okay? Oh, yeah, it's fine. Is that okay? Oh, yeah, it's fine.
399 00:15:39,265 00:15:42,778 I just... you seemed like you were in a bad mood earlier. I just... you seemed like you were in a bad mood earlier.
400 00:15:42,808 00:15:44,510 Well, this is how you get out of a bad mood, ace. Well, this is how you get out of a bad mood, ace.
401 00:15:44,540 00:15:46,082 Hey, let's get something to eat. I'm starving. Hey, let's get something to eat. I'm starving.
402 00:15:46,112 00:15:49,255 Yes. Chinese food. No dairy in Chinese food. Yes. Chinese food. No dairy in Chinese food.
403 00:15:49,285 00:15:51,457 Perfect. General Lee's has that adorable waitress Perfect. General Lee's has that adorable waitress
404 00:15:51,487 00:15:53,259 with a very tiny intellect. Let's go. with a very tiny intellect. Let's go.
405 00:15:53,299 00:15:54,900 General Lee's? General Lee's. General Lee's? General Lee's.
406 00:15:54,930 00:15:56,872 Just give me a minute, and I'll go change. Just give me a minute, and I'll go change.
407 00:15:56,902 00:15:58,234 No way, you've got that hot librarian thing going on. No way, you've got that hot librarian thing going on.
408 00:15:58,274 00:16:00,546 I like it. Grab a book. Let's go. I like it. Grab a book. Let's go.
409 00:16:00,576 00:16:02,448 Finn: I've got shotgun. Finn: I've got shotgun.
410 00:16:02,478 00:16:03,549 No, you don't. You're driving. No, you don't. You're driving.
411 00:16:03,579 00:16:05,781 I can reach over to steer. I can reach over to steer.
412 00:16:07,092 00:16:10,826 Uh, Colin, you forgot your milkmaid. Uh, Colin, you forgot your milkmaid.
413 00:16:15,140 00:16:17,242 Okay, room 5 just checked out, Okay, room 5 just checked out,
414 00:16:17,272 00:16:19,114 so let's give that to Jackson's sister Adele. so let's give that to Jackson's sister Adele.
415 00:16:19,144 00:16:20,846 Put cousin Rachel in room 3 Put cousin Rachel in room 3
416 00:16:20,886 00:16:24,389 and aunt pat and uncle rusty in room 6. and aunt pat and uncle rusty in room 6.
417 00:16:24,420 00:16:27,463 Okay, that's two people in room 6. Okay, that's two people in room 6.
418 00:16:27,493 00:16:29,595 Aunt pat and uncle rusty, they're gonna need two keys. Aunt pat and uncle rusty, they're gonna need two keys.
419 00:16:29,635 00:16:31,306 I gave them one. They can share. I gave them one. They can share.
420 00:16:31,336 00:16:33,138 It's the least the freeloading Hicks can do. It's the least the freeloading Hicks can do.
421 00:16:33,178 00:16:35,240 They're not freeloading Hicks. They're our guests. They're not freeloading Hicks. They're our guests.
422 00:16:35,280 00:16:37,082 They are moochers. They are moochers.
423 00:16:37,112 00:16:40,425 They go supermarket-hopping to gorge themselves on free samples They go supermarket-hopping to gorge themselves on free samples
424 00:16:40,455 00:16:43,198 and get their perfume from magazine inserts. and get their perfume from magazine inserts.
425 00:16:43,228 00:16:46,631 You can recognize them from the paper cuts on their wrists. You can recognize them from the paper cuts on their wrists.
426 00:16:46,662 00:16:48,373 Jackson not here yet? Jackson not here yet?
427 00:16:48,403 00:16:50,946 No, but his family's arrival is imminent, No, but his family's arrival is imminent,
428 00:16:50,976 00:16:53,578 so I'm off to nail the furniture to the floor. so I'm off to nail the furniture to the floor.
429 00:16:53,618 00:16:56,351 I don't believe it. The whole clan will be here any minute. I don't believe it. The whole clan will be here any minute.
430 00:16:56,381 00:16:58,553 Sookie, relax. I can't relax. It's Jackson's family. Sookie, relax. I can't relax. It's Jackson's family.
431 00:16:58,593 00:17:01,366 I try to say nice things to them, but they misinterpret it I try to say nice things to them, but they misinterpret it
432 00:17:01,396 00:17:02,998 and they think I'm insulting them. and they think I'm insulting them.
433 00:17:03,038 00:17:04,469 So I've tried being really quiet, So I've tried being really quiet,
434 00:17:04,499 00:17:07,072 and then they get all like, "why are you so quiet?" and then they get all like, "why are you so quiet?"
435 00:17:07,112 00:17:09,144 So I overcompensate and start cracking jokes So I overcompensate and start cracking jokes
436 00:17:09,174 00:17:12,087 like I'm carrot top, and I start doing funny things with props. like I'm carrot top, and I start doing funny things with props.
437 00:17:12,117 00:17:14,089 I hate prop comedy. We all do, honey. I hate prop comedy. We all do, honey.
438 00:17:14,119 00:17:15,690 They're right behind me. They're right behind me.
439 00:17:15,720 00:17:18,163 Jackson, you almost left me bufferless. What happened? Jackson, you almost left me bufferless. What happened?
440 00:17:18,193 00:17:20,035 Aphids happened, all over my tomatoes. Aphids happened, all over my tomatoes.
441 00:17:20,065 00:17:21,636 And I was squirting them, and they're multiplying, And I was squirting them, and they're multiplying,
442 00:17:21,666 00:17:23,038 and I lost track of time. and I lost track of time.
443 00:17:23,078 00:17:24,509 So I start racing over here on foot, So I start racing over here on foot,
444 00:17:24,539 00:17:26,441 and I saw Bo's minivan just in front of me, and I saw Bo's minivan just in front of me,
445 00:17:26,481 00:17:27,712 so I cut through the thicket, so I cut through the thicket,
446 00:17:27,752 00:17:29,284 and you know how I hate the thicket, and you know how I hate the thicket,
447 00:17:29,314 00:17:31,025 just so I could get here first. just so I could get here first.
448 00:17:31,055 00:17:33,198 Oh, my god, my breath. I can't catch my breath. Oh, my god, my breath. I can't catch my breath.
449 00:17:33,228 00:17:35,230 I'm breathing out, but I can't breathe in. I'm breathing out, but I can't breathe in.
450 00:17:35,260 00:17:37,432 Okay, Jackson, calm down. You're here, right? Okay, Jackson, calm down. You're here, right?
451 00:17:37,472 00:17:39,504 He's here. Your buffer's here. He's here. Your buffer's here.
452 00:17:39,534 00:17:42,347 I got my buffer. It'll be okay. I got my buffer. It'll be okay.
453 00:17:42,377 00:17:46,250 Okay, so, did you tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm? Okay, so, did you tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm?
454 00:17:46,281 00:17:49,123 No, he's your family. You tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm. No, he's your family. You tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm.
455 00:17:49,153 00:17:51,426 Why do I get the feeling I'm at least one of the "hmm-hmm" s? Why do I get the feeling I'm at least one of the "hmm-hmm" s?
456 00:17:51,466 00:17:54,038 Lorelai, we need to tell you something. Lorelai, we need to tell you something.
457 00:17:54,068 00:17:56,070 Remember my brother Bo? Remember my brother Bo?
458 00:17:56,100 00:17:59,043 Uh, dark hair, coarse stubble, Jefferson Davis tattoo? Uh, dark hair, coarse stubble, Jefferson Davis tattoo?
459 00:17:59,073 00:18:00,515 He thinks you're a nympho. A what? He thinks you're a nympho. A what?
460 00:18:00,545 00:18:02,216 It's short for nymphomaniac. It's short for nymphomaniac.
461 00:18:02,246 00:18:03,618 It means you really dig the fellas. It means you really dig the fellas.
462 00:18:03,658 00:18:05,389 I know what it means, but how? I know what it means, but how?
463 00:18:05,419 00:18:07,161 I didn't say two words to the guy when I met him. I didn't say two words to the guy when I met him.
464 00:18:07,191 00:18:09,063 I said one... hi. I said one... hi.
465 00:18:09,093 00:18:11,235 And that was not in response to, "what's your sex drive like?" And that was not in response to, "what's your sex drive like?"
466 00:18:11,265 00:18:12,537 Cousin rune told him. Cousin rune told him.
467 00:18:12,567 00:18:14,679 Rune... short guy, light hair, Rune... short guy, light hair,
468 00:18:14,709 00:18:16,540 thought marijuana gave your salad zest? thought marijuana gave your salad zest?
469 00:18:16,581 00:18:19,313 That's the one. Bo said rune said you're a horn dog. That's the one. Bo said rune said you're a horn dog.
470 00:18:19,353 00:18:20,554 A horn dog? A horn dog?
471 00:18:20,584 00:18:22,657 His word, not mine. His family, not mine. His word, not mine. His family, not mine.
472 00:18:23,627 00:18:25,099 Mom! Mom!
473 00:18:25,129 00:18:25,830 Buffer. Buffer.
474 00:18:25,860 00:18:27,571 Welcome to the dragonfly. Welcome to the dragonfly.
475 00:18:27,601 00:18:29,403 Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody.
476 00:18:29,433 00:18:34,248 Oh, my, that's quite a bit of luggage for three days. Oh, my, that's quite a bit of luggage for three days.
477 00:18:34,278 00:18:36,750 You are just staying three days, aren't you? You are just staying three days, aren't you?
478 00:18:36,781 00:18:39,093 That's right, little brother... three days. That's right, little brother... three days.
479 00:18:39,123 00:18:40,394 Why don't you all relax. Why don't you all relax.
480 00:18:40,424 00:18:42,426 I'll take care of checking us in. I'll take care of checking us in.
481 00:18:43,868 00:18:45,499 Well, hello, I.G. Well, hello, I.G.
482 00:18:45,539 00:18:47,771 Welcome to the dragonfly inn. Welcome to Bo. Welcome to the dragonfly inn. Welcome to Bo.
483 00:18:47,811 00:18:49,743 Nice sunglasses. Very "risky business." Nice sunglasses. Very "risky business."
484 00:18:49,773 00:18:52,646 Risky business, huh? Are you into risky business? Risky business, huh? Are you into risky business?
485 00:18:52,686 00:18:54,488 No. All of a sudden I hate it. No. All of a sudden I hate it.
486 00:18:54,518 00:18:56,590 Tom Cruise in his underwear makes me want to barf. Tom Cruise in his underwear makes me want to barf.
487 00:18:56,620 00:18:57,831 Would you like to register? Would you like to register?
488 00:18:57,861 00:18:59,863 I would love to. I would love to.
489 00:19:03,407 00:19:04,708 You just signed the blotter. You just signed the blotter.
490 00:19:04,738 00:19:06,280 Oh, whoops. Oh, whoops.
491 00:19:06,310 00:19:09,183 Sorry. I was distracted. Sorry. I was distracted.
492 00:19:09,213 00:19:11,355 Well, um, you're in room 7, so just take a right Well, um, you're in room 7, so just take a right
493 00:19:11,385 00:19:13,297 at the top of the stairs and enjoy your stay. at the top of the stairs and enjoy your stay.
494 00:19:13,327 00:19:14,858 Well, aren't you accommodating. Well, aren't you accommodating.
495 00:19:14,898 00:19:17,871 I guess I'll just go get my duffel bag out of the minivan. I guess I'll just go get my duffel bag out of the minivan.
496 00:19:17,901 00:19:19,503 That's the first time That's the first time
497 00:19:19,533 00:19:22,276 I ever heard the word "duffel" sound dirty. I ever heard the word "duffel" sound dirty.
498 00:19:22,306 00:19:24,478 I am so, so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
499 00:19:24,518 00:19:25,949 All right, here are their keys. All right, here are their keys.
500 00:19:25,979 00:19:28,422 Names are on the envelopes. They can go up any time. Names are on the envelopes. They can go up any time.
501 00:19:28,452 00:19:30,594 I am so, so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
502 00:19:30,624 00:19:33,296 Ooh, uncle Artie hugged me too long. Ooh, uncle Artie hugged me too long.
503 00:19:33,336 00:19:34,698 Lorelai checked Bo in. Lorelai checked Bo in.
504 00:19:34,738 00:19:37,411 We are so, so sorry. We are so, so sorry.
505 00:19:37,441 00:19:39,372 Keys! Let's get them upstairs. Keys! Let's get them upstairs.
506 00:19:39,412 00:19:41,445 I got your keys, everybody. Come and get them. I got your keys, everybody. Come and get them.
507 00:19:41,485 00:19:43,457 Come and get them. Come and get them.
508 00:19:49,332 00:19:51,404 Just thought I'd give you my room number, Princess. Just thought I'd give you my room number, Princess.
509 00:19:51,434 00:19:53,977 I have it. Remember, I checked you in about a minute ago? I have it. Remember, I checked you in about a minute ago?
510 00:19:54,007 00:19:56,479 All right, then. See you soon. All right, then. See you soon.
511 00:20:00,654 00:20:02,285 [ Exhales sharply ] [ Exhales sharply ]
512 00:20:06,930 00:20:08,531 He asleep? He's waiting for his muse. He asleep? He's waiting for his muse.
513 00:20:08,571 00:20:10,643 Don't say it like that. Like what? Don't say it like that. Like what?
514 00:20:10,673 00:20:13,546 All condescending. It's not cool. I wasn't condescending. All condescending. It's not cool. I wasn't condescending.
515 00:20:13,576 00:20:16,049 Songwriting is about making yourself open and vulnerable Songwriting is about making yourself open and vulnerable
516 00:20:16,079 00:20:17,991 so that the lyrics come out true. so that the lyrics come out true.
517 00:20:18,021 00:20:19,953 If I'm being sensitive, that's a by-product of my craft. If I'm being sensitive, that's a by-product of my craft.
518 00:20:19,993 00:20:21,394 I hear you. I hear you.
519 00:20:21,424 00:20:22,926 Okay, now you just patronized me. Okay, now you just patronized me.
520 00:20:22,966 00:20:24,537 I wasn't patronizing you. I wasn't patronizing you.
521 00:20:24,567 00:20:26,339 Carry on. Carry on.
522 00:20:26,369 00:20:27,740 What's with her being all dismissive? What's with her being all dismissive?
523 00:20:27,770 00:20:28,942 Hey, you want to get more fries? Hey, you want to get more fries?
524 00:20:28,972 00:20:31,744 Oh! Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes! Yes!
525 00:20:31,784 00:20:33,586 Dude, you said "fries," and it hit me. Dude, you said "fries," and it hit me.
526 00:20:33,616 00:20:35,888 Really? Quick, get this down. Really? Quick, get this down.
527 00:20:35,918 00:20:37,360 Go. Go.
528 00:20:37,390 00:20:40,633 ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪
529 00:20:40,663 00:20:41,904 wait, what? wait, what?
530 00:20:41,934 00:20:43,576 Just get it down before I forget it. Just get it down before I forget it.
531 00:20:43,606 00:20:46,008 ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪
532 00:20:46,038 00:20:47,410 it's not lyrics. it's not lyrics.
533 00:20:47,450 00:20:48,911 Duh, it's a melody. Come on. Duh, it's a melody. Come on.
534 00:20:48,951 00:20:50,983 ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪
535 00:20:51,023 00:20:52,555 okay, okay. okay, okay.
536 00:20:52,585 00:20:54,026 Get it? I think so. Get it? I think so.
537 00:20:54,056 00:20:56,829 Up, down, further down, little higher up, down a smidge. Up, down, further down, little higher up, down a smidge.
538 00:20:56,859 00:20:58,931 Brian! I don't read music. Brian! I don't read music.
539 00:20:58,971 00:21:01,544 Great. Lane, come here. Great. Lane, come here.
540 00:21:01,574 00:21:03,145 ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪
541 00:21:03,175 00:21:04,847 what? I need your cellphone what? I need your cellphone
542 00:21:04,877 00:21:06,679 so I can call home and leave a tune on our machine. so I can call home and leave a tune on our machine.
543 00:21:06,719 00:21:08,050 I don't bring my cellphone to work. I don't bring my cellphone to work.
544 00:21:08,090 00:21:09,522 Ohh! Ohh!
545 00:21:09,552 00:21:12,164 ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪
546 00:21:12,194 00:21:14,767 um, you're starting to freak out some of the customers. um, you're starting to freak out some of the customers.
547 00:21:14,797 00:21:17,940 I just want you to know I feel really helpless right now. I just want you to know I feel really helpless right now.
548 00:21:17,970 00:21:19,972 Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look.
549 00:21:20,012 00:21:21,914 Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look.
550 00:21:21,944 00:21:24,056 That was kind of funny. It just came out. That was kind of funny. It just came out.
551 00:21:24,086 00:21:25,658 Sookie, I'm working. I know. Sookie, I'm working. I know.
552 00:21:25,688 00:21:27,459 I just came by to show you this. I just came by to show you this.
553 00:21:27,489 00:21:29,632 What's that? This is a vintage cake-topper... What's that? This is a vintage cake-topper...
554 00:21:29,662 00:21:32,965 Porcelain bisque, hand-painted I think in the 1940s. Porcelain bisque, hand-painted I think in the 1940s.
555 00:21:33,005 00:21:35,477 Shoulder pads on the shoulders. Shoulder pads on the shoulders.
556 00:21:35,507 00:21:38,580 I found it at a flea market this morning... it's perfect. I found it at a flea market this morning... it's perfect.
557 00:21:38,610 00:21:40,883 Perfect for what? For your and Lorelai's wedding cake. Perfect for what? For your and Lorelai's wedding cake.
558 00:21:40,923 00:21:41,954 Oh, well, that's nice. Oh, well, that's nice.
559 00:21:41,984 00:21:43,555 Nice? Nice? Nice? Nice?
560 00:21:43,595 00:21:46,799 It's not nice... It's fate. Look. It's not nice... It's fate. Look.
561 00:21:46,829 00:21:49,071 Perhaps this looks familiar. Perhaps this looks familiar.
562 00:21:49,101 00:21:50,002 His butt. His butt.
563 00:21:50,032 00:21:51,774 It's your butt. It's your butt.
564 00:21:51,804 00:21:54,146 It's your butt, Luke. It's your butt. It's your butt, Luke. It's your butt.
565 00:21:54,176 00:21:56,879 Stop screaming, "it's your butt." People are eating. Stop screaming, "it's your butt." People are eating.
566 00:21:56,919 00:21:58,690 What are the odds of me finding a cake-topper What are the odds of me finding a cake-topper
567 00:21:58,720 00:22:00,592 with exactly your butt? with exactly your butt?
568 00:22:00,622 00:22:03,125 Turkey burger with Swiss. Turkey burger with Swiss.
569 00:22:03,165 00:22:04,796 Oh, when I found this topper, Oh, when I found this topper,
570 00:22:04,836 00:22:07,099 your whole cake came to me, like in a vision... your whole cake came to me, like in a vision...
571 00:22:07,139 00:22:08,770 White and sparkly White and sparkly
572 00:22:08,810 00:22:11,713 with beautiful daisies made of fondant on the top. with beautiful daisies made of fondant on the top.
573 00:22:11,743 00:22:13,785 Cow burger with cheddar. Cow burger with cheddar.
574 00:22:13,815 00:22:15,257 So, now that I know the cake, So, now that I know the cake,
575 00:22:15,287 00:22:17,829 all you have to do is set the date. all you have to do is set the date.
576 00:22:17,859 00:22:20,162 When is the date? I don't know. When is the date? I don't know.
577 00:22:20,192 00:22:21,703 What do you mean, you don't know? What do you mean, you don't know?
578 00:22:21,733 00:22:23,205 I mean I don't know. I mean I don't know.
579 00:22:23,235 00:22:26,007 Luke, miss manners said you're not really engaged Luke, miss manners said you're not really engaged
580 00:22:26,037 00:22:27,949 until you have a ring and a date. until you have a ring and a date.
581 00:22:27,979 00:22:31,052 Yeah, and it's tacky to drink from a can, but there you go. Yeah, and it's tacky to drink from a can, but there you go.
582 00:22:31,082 00:22:32,284 Luke, please. Luke, please.
583 00:22:32,324 00:22:34,155 Look, you know the drill here, Sookie. Look, you know the drill here, Sookie.
584 00:22:34,195 00:22:35,797 We're not setting a date We're not setting a date
585 00:22:35,827 00:22:38,199 until things are settled between Lorelai and Rory. until things are settled between Lorelai and Rory.
586 00:22:38,229 00:22:40,702 And when exactly is that going to be? I don't know. And when exactly is that going to be? I don't know.
587 00:22:40,742 00:22:43,074 Well, what do you plan to do about it? Nothing. Well, what do you plan to do about it? Nothing.
588 00:22:43,104 00:22:45,046 Nothing? What kind of an answer is that? Nothing? What kind of an answer is that?
589 00:22:45,076 00:22:46,177 Sookie, it's between them. Sookie, it's between them.
590 00:22:46,217 00:22:48,289 Me and my butt are staying out of it. Me and my butt are staying out of it.
591 00:22:48,319 00:22:50,221 Oh, come on. This whole non-talking thing Oh, come on. This whole non-talking thing
592 00:22:50,251 00:22:53,024 between Lorelai and Rory is ridiculous, and you know it. between Lorelai and Rory is ridiculous, and you know it.
593 00:22:53,064 00:22:54,265 I do know it. I do know it.
594 00:22:54,295 00:22:55,797 Grilled cheese, double order of fries. Grilled cheese, double order of fries.
595 00:22:55,837 00:22:57,268 Well, all I can say Well, all I can say
596 00:22:57,298 00:22:59,611 is that those two better make up before your butt falls is that those two better make up before your butt falls
597 00:22:59,641 00:23:01,913 and this gorgeous antique cake-topper and this gorgeous antique cake-topper
598 00:23:01,943 00:23:05,386 is nothing more than a kitschy piece of junk from the 1940s. is nothing more than a kitschy piece of junk from the 1940s.
599 00:23:05,416 00:23:08,129 [ Car horn honks ] Crap. I got to go. [ Car horn honks ] Crap. I got to go.
600 00:23:08,159 00:23:10,962 I left Jackson's mother in the car. I left Jackson's mother in the car.
601 00:23:11,002 00:23:13,835 Maybe I should have cracked the window. Maybe I should have cracked the window.
602 00:23:14,906 00:23:18,750 ♪ Oh oh-oh oh ♪ oh-oh oh ♪ Oh oh-oh oh ♪ oh-oh oh
603 00:23:22,754 00:23:25,226 hi, Mrs. Lamkin. hi, Mrs. Lamkin.
604 00:23:32,273 00:23:34,115 What is going on? What is that? What is going on? What is that?
605 00:23:34,145 00:23:38,419 Hey, this is the g5 dual 2.3 with a one-gig ram upgrade. Hey, this is the g5 dual 2.3 with a one-gig ram upgrade.
606 00:23:38,449 00:23:42,463 This 3 1/2-inch aluminum casing houses a 300-gig hard drive. This 3 1/2-inch aluminum casing houses a 300-gig hard drive.
607 00:23:42,493 00:23:43,864 And we got pro tools, too. And we got pro tools, too.
608 00:23:43,894 00:23:45,096 We're gonna be able to record We're gonna be able to record
609 00:23:45,136 00:23:46,467 like a million tracks every song. like a million tracks every song.
610 00:23:46,497 00:23:48,139 We can burn, mix, and edit our own cds. We can burn, mix, and edit our own cds.
611 00:23:48,169 00:23:49,770 It's gonna be nuts. It's gonna be nuts.
612 00:23:49,810 00:23:51,712 Yeah, just as soon as we figure out how to turn it on. Yeah, just as soon as we figure out how to turn it on.
613 00:23:51,742 00:23:53,784 But how? When did...? But how? When did...?
614 00:23:55,015 00:23:57,258 Oh, my god! The tour money! Oh, my god! The tour money!
615 00:23:59,090 00:24:03,033 Lane: You went into my underwear drawer?! Lane: You went into my underwear drawer?!
616 00:24:03,063 00:24:05,806 I cannot believe that you went into my underwear drawer. I cannot believe that you went into my underwear drawer.
617 00:24:05,836 00:24:07,948 But that's where the tour money was. But that's where the tour money was.
618 00:24:07,978 00:24:09,450 But that was my underwear drawer. But that was my underwear drawer.
619 00:24:09,480 00:24:11,151 It was business, not pleasure, Lane. It was business, not pleasure, Lane.
620 00:24:11,181 00:24:13,854 I had my eyes closed the entire time. It was all by feel. I had my eyes closed the entire time. It was all by feel.
621 00:24:13,894 00:24:15,526 That was my room, my private inner sanctum, That was my room, my private inner sanctum,
622 00:24:15,556 00:24:17,358 and you ransacked it. and you ransacked it.
623 00:24:17,398 00:24:20,771 The fact that you felt you had to hide the tour money from us The fact that you felt you had to hide the tour money from us
624 00:24:20,801 00:24:22,272 is pretty insulting. is pretty insulting.
625 00:24:22,302 00:24:25,075 Yeah, and that money was for recording equipment, anyway. Yeah, and that money was for recording equipment, anyway.
626 00:24:25,115 00:24:27,818 But did you at least shop around? But did you at least shop around?
627 00:24:27,848 00:24:30,451 I mean, did you go through the stack of research I have I mean, did you go through the stack of research I have
628 00:24:30,491 00:24:32,062 on recording equipment, cost comparisons, on recording equipment, cost comparisons,
629 00:24:32,092 00:24:33,293 audio magazine articles? audio magazine articles?
630 00:24:33,323 00:24:34,935 Did you happen to look at any of that? Did you happen to look at any of that?
631 00:24:34,965 00:24:36,867 Jeez, we didn't go through all your stuff, Lane. Jeez, we didn't go through all your stuff, Lane.
632 00:24:36,897 00:24:39,810 I can't believe you spent 9 grand without talking to me. I can't believe you spent 9 grand without talking to me.
633 00:24:39,840 00:24:42,042 It wasn't the plan... We just cruised by the store It wasn't the plan... We just cruised by the store
634 00:24:42,082 00:24:44,985 to get a microcassette recorder so I could preserve my tunes. to get a microcassette recorder so I could preserve my tunes.
635 00:24:45,015 00:24:47,287 And there was this salesguy... a great guy. And there was this salesguy... a great guy.
636 00:24:47,317 00:24:49,159 And we ended up talking to him about music. And we ended up talking to him about music.
637 00:24:49,189 00:24:50,901 And Zach sang him his tune. And Zach sang him his tune.
638 00:24:50,931 00:24:53,003 Which he totally dug. Reminded him of early smiths. Which he totally dug. Reminded him of early smiths.
639 00:24:53,033 00:24:54,905 Great guy. He was, and he was like, Great guy. He was, and he was like,
640 00:24:54,935 00:24:56,206 "you should get this." "you should get this."
641 00:24:56,236 00:24:58,048 And he was like, "this is the last day And he was like, "this is the last day
642 00:24:58,078 00:25:00,250 of our once-a-year sale, and everything's 30% off," of our once-a-year sale, and everything's 30% off,"
643 00:25:00,280 00:25:01,922 and he showed us this whole system. and he showed us this whole system.
644 00:25:01,952 00:25:03,553 He spent like an hour with us. He spent like an hour with us.
645 00:25:03,583 00:25:05,395 Totally great guy. He thinks we're gonna be huge. Totally great guy. He thinks we're gonna be huge.
646 00:25:05,425 00:25:07,327 Was there change? Huh? Was there change? Huh?
647 00:25:07,357 00:25:09,369 Did the totally great guy give you any change? Did the totally great guy give you any change?
648 00:25:11,571 00:25:14,444 Ohh! Ohh!
649 00:25:14,474 00:25:18,118 She totally would have liked him. 'Cause he was a great guy. She totally would have liked him. 'Cause he was a great guy.
650 00:25:18,148 00:25:19,619 I believe Jackson's aunt pat I believe Jackson's aunt pat
651 00:25:19,649 00:25:22,292 is borrowing DVDs from our collection is borrowing DVDs from our collection
652 00:25:22,322 00:25:27,337 and secretly burning copies for her own DVD library. and secretly burning copies for her own DVD library.
653 00:25:27,367 00:25:30,070 What makes you think she's not watchi the DVDs? What makes you think she's not watchi the DVDs?
654 00:25:30,110 00:25:31,241 The belleville's are freeloaders, The belleville's are freeloaders,
655 00:25:31,281 00:25:32,942 the whole lot of them. the whole lot of them.
656 00:25:32,982 00:25:36,956 They are as cheap as tan panty hose with white sandals. They are as cheap as tan panty hose with white sandals.
657 00:25:36,986 00:25:39,629 Plus, I believe they have emptied all the booze Plus, I believe they have emptied all the booze
658 00:25:39,659 00:25:42,632 from the minibars upstairs into their own flask from the minibars upstairs into their own flask
659 00:25:42,662 00:25:46,035 and then refilled the bottles with water. and then refilled the bottles with water.
660 00:25:46,075 00:25:47,477 Can I interest you in a sick day? Can I interest you in a sick day?
661 00:25:47,507 00:25:50,380 Pssh, I would not give them the satisfaction. Pssh, I would not give them the satisfaction.
662 00:25:50,410 00:25:55,295 Oh, how proud a family reunion must be for you. Oh, how proud a family reunion must be for you.
663 00:25:55,325 00:25:57,397 He's snarky. And sarcastic. He's snarky. And sarcastic.
664 00:25:57,427 00:25:59,369 He's sarcastic. Hey, do you have a minute? He's sarcastic. Hey, do you have a minute?
665 00:25:59,399 00:26:01,641 I want to ask you something kind of important. I want to ask you something kind of important.
666 00:26:01,671 00:26:03,973 Sure, I've got nothing but minutes. Sure, I've got nothing but minutes.
667 00:26:04,013 00:26:07,246 Well, I was wondering if you would honor me and Jackson Well, I was wondering if you would honor me and Jackson
668 00:26:07,276 00:26:08,618 by being Martha's godmother. by being Martha's godmother.
669 00:26:08,648 00:26:11,060 [ Gasps ] Oh, wow. [ Gasps ] Oh, wow.
670 00:26:11,090 00:26:12,992 Oh, is that a good "oh, wow" or a bad "oh, wow"? Oh, is that a good "oh, wow" or a bad "oh, wow"?
671 00:26:13,022 00:26:15,234 It's just "oh, wow." It's just "oh, wow."
672 00:26:15,264 00:26:16,736 The whole idea of me being a godmother... The whole idea of me being a godmother...
673 00:26:16,766 00:26:18,708 I never thought of myself as the godmother type. I never thought of myself as the godmother type.
674 00:26:18,738 00:26:20,239 Would I need a wand? Would I need a wand?
675 00:26:20,269 00:26:22,111 I think you can pull it off without it. I think you can pull it off without it.
676 00:26:22,141 00:26:23,713 Oh, jeez, Sookie, I'm touched. Oh, jeez, Sookie, I'm touched.
677 00:26:23,743 00:26:25,615 I would love to be Martha's godmother. I would love to be Martha's godmother.
678 00:26:25,655 00:26:27,256 Great. Oh, I'm so happy you said yes. Great. Oh, I'm so happy you said yes.
679 00:26:27,286 00:26:28,688 It's going to be great. It's going to be great.
680 00:26:28,728 00:26:30,589 And we're gonna baptize both kids at once, And we're gonna baptize both kids at once,
681 00:26:30,630 00:26:33,062 so Davey's gonna need a godmother, too, so Davey's gonna need a godmother, too,
682 00:26:33,102 00:26:35,504 and I thought, "how about Rory?" and I thought, "how about Rory?"
683 00:26:35,534 00:26:36,736 Rory, huh? Rory, huh?
684 00:26:36,776 00:26:38,407 Yeah, I thought it would be fun. Yeah, I thought it would be fun.
685 00:26:38,447 00:26:40,349 And I know it's weird with you two now, And I know it's weird with you two now,
686 00:26:40,379 00:26:42,782 but there's really no one else I'm close to to ask. but there's really no one else I'm close to to ask.
687 00:26:42,822 00:26:46,155 Yeah? What about your friend Kat from the culinary institute? Yeah? What about your friend Kat from the culinary institute?
688 00:26:46,195 00:26:48,167 You guys roomed together in college. You guys roomed together in college.
689 00:26:48,197 00:26:49,268 She's been institutionalized. She's been institutionalized.
690 00:26:49,298 00:26:51,100 What? Really? Oh, yeah. What? Really? Oh, yeah.
691 00:26:51,140 00:26:54,073 She shaved her head. She thinks she's Susan powter. Sad. She shaved her head. She thinks she's Susan powter. Sad.
692 00:26:54,113 00:26:57,116 How about Theresa? She lived next door to you growing up. How about Theresa? She lived next door to you growing up.
693 00:26:57,146 00:26:59,118 Aren't her husband and Jackson best friends? Aren't her husband and Jackson best friends?
694 00:26:59,148 00:27:00,089 She moved. She moved.
695 00:27:00,119 00:27:01,390 She moved? To Peru. She moved? To Peru.
696 00:27:01,420 00:27:03,162 When? Yesterday, actually. When? Yesterday, actually.
697 00:27:03,192 00:27:04,793 Tall, skinny margo? Has an inner-ear problem. Tall, skinny margo? Has an inner-ear problem.
698 00:27:04,833 00:27:06,795 Frankly, I'm a little worried Frankly, I'm a little worried
699 00:27:06,835 00:27:09,608 she'll lose her balance holding the baby and fall in the water. she'll lose her balance holding the baby and fall in the water.
700 00:27:09,638 00:27:11,540 She's tall, so that's a long way to fall. She's tall, so that's a long way to fall.
701 00:27:11,580 00:27:13,842 But, hey, look, if you don't want to do it But, hey, look, if you don't want to do it
702 00:27:13,882 00:27:15,714 or you don't want me to ask Rory, or you don't want me to ask Rory,
703 00:27:15,754 00:27:17,416 then I'll totally understand. then I'll totally understand.
704 00:27:17,456 00:27:20,359 I'm sure Jackson will understand, too, and Martha. I'm sure Jackson will understand, too, and Martha.
705 00:27:20,389 00:27:23,502 Hey, you got to do what you got to do. Hey, you got to do what you got to do.
706 00:27:23,532 00:27:25,604 No, no, it's okay. No, no, it's okay.
707 00:27:25,634 00:27:27,576 Um, I'll do it. Um, I'll do it.
708 00:27:27,606 00:27:29,248 You will? Of course I will. You will? Of course I will.
709 00:27:29,278 00:27:30,849 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
710 00:27:30,879 00:27:32,881 It's gonna be a perfect day. It's gonna be a perfect day.
711 00:27:39,568 00:27:41,370 [ Alarm beeps ] [ Alarm beeps ]
712 00:27:54,262 00:27:57,465 Which one goes better with a baby? Which one goes better with a baby?
713 00:27:57,495 00:27:59,267 I like the green one. I like the green one.
714 00:27:59,307 00:28:01,279 It's not too sheer? Because I'm gonna be in a church. It's not too sheer? Because I'm gonna be in a church.
715 00:28:01,309 00:28:02,811 Looks good from here. Looks good from here.
716 00:28:02,841 00:28:05,553 Yeah, maybe. Man, she's good. She's really good. Yeah, maybe. Man, she's good. She's really good.
717 00:28:05,583 00:28:06,755 Who? Sookie. Who? Sookie.
718 00:28:06,785 00:28:08,286 This whole baptism thing This whole baptism thing
719 00:28:08,326 00:28:10,388 is just a ruse to get me and Rory together. is just a ruse to get me and Rory together.
720 00:28:10,428 00:28:12,230 She's played me like a stradivarius. She's played me like a stradivarius.
721 00:28:12,260 00:28:15,003 So, don't go, then. No, I got to go. So, don't go, then. No, I got to go.
722 00:28:15,033 00:28:17,505 Why? She asked me to be a godmother. You don't say no to that. Why? She asked me to be a godmother. You don't say no to that.
723 00:28:17,535 00:28:19,307 Why? Why?
724 00:28:19,347 00:28:20,608 I know what she's doing, and she knows what she's doing, I know what she's doing, and she knows what she's doing,
725 00:28:20,648 00:28:22,480 but no one else knows what she's doing, but no one else knows what she's doing,
726 00:28:22,520 00:28:24,522 so on the chance she's not doing what I think she's doing, so on the chance she's not doing what I think she's doing,
727 00:28:24,552 00:28:26,825 which is actually just doing what she wants to do, which is actually just doing what she wants to do,
728 00:28:26,855 00:28:29,597 then I will be the jerk who wouldn't be the godmother to her best friend's baby then I will be the jerk who wouldn't be the godmother to her best friend's baby
729 00:28:29,627 00:28:31,669 'cause she thought something was happening that wasn't. 'cause she thought something was happening that wasn't.
730 00:28:31,699 00:28:33,771 And that will be the story everyone remembers, understand? And that will be the story everyone remembers, understand?
731 00:28:33,801 00:28:35,643 I like the green dress. I like the green dress.
732 00:28:38,616 00:28:40,888 [ Alarm beeps ] [ Alarm beeps ]
733 00:28:42,790 00:28:44,592 Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep.
734 00:28:44,632 00:28:47,395 I have to go to the baptism. I have to go to the baptism.
735 00:28:47,435 00:28:48,606 Blow it off. Blow it off.
736 00:28:48,636 00:28:50,938 I can't. I can't.
737 00:28:50,968 00:28:53,541 You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself. You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself.
738 00:28:53,581 00:28:57,385 Did we learn nothing from "mad hot ballroom"? Did we learn nothing from "mad hot ballroom"?
739 00:28:57,415 00:29:00,488 I have to go to stars hollow. I have to go to stars hollow.
740 00:29:00,528 00:29:04,432 I have to see my mom. I have to see my mom.
741 00:29:04,472 00:29:07,034 One, two, cha cha cha. One, two, cha cha cha.
742 00:29:07,074 00:29:09,847 Ohh, okay. Ohh, okay.
743 00:29:09,877 00:29:14,722 Nothing left to do but get up and face the music. Nothing left to do but get up and face the music.
744 00:29:22,800 00:29:26,413 Which goes better with a baby? Which goes better with a baby?
745 00:29:50,227 00:29:51,929 You're wasting your time, Lane. You're wasting your time, Lane.
746 00:29:51,959 00:29:54,001 That manual's just a bunch of gobbledygook. That manual's just a bunch of gobbledygook.
747 00:29:54,031 00:29:56,173 Got to be r2-d2 to understand that thing. Got to be r2-d2 to understand that thing.
748 00:29:56,203 00:29:58,135 No, you just have to spend more than six minutes No, you just have to spend more than six minutes
749 00:29:58,175 00:30:00,077 trying to figure it out before giving up. trying to figure it out before giving up.
750 00:30:00,107 00:30:02,820 I can't believe there's a second c-span. I can't believe there's a second c-span.
751 00:30:02,850 00:30:05,152 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
752 00:30:05,192 00:30:05,853 Hi. Hi.
753 00:30:05,893 00:30:07,054 Rory. Rory.
754 00:30:07,094 00:30:08,866 Hi. Am I interrupting anything? Hi. Am I interrupting anything?
755 00:30:08,896 00:30:10,527 Nah, there's nothing on. Nah, there's nothing on.
756 00:30:10,567 00:30:13,700 No, you're interrupting nothing. Come on in. No, you're interrupting nothing. Come on in.
757 00:30:13,740 00:30:15,072 Wow, this looks very fancy. Wow, this looks very fancy.
758 00:30:15,112 00:30:16,743 Yeah, it's pretty fancy, all right. Yeah, it's pretty fancy, all right.
759 00:30:16,773 00:30:18,845 Apparently is does everything except turn on. Apparently is does everything except turn on.
760 00:30:18,885 00:30:20,747 You look pretty fancy, too. You look pretty fancy, too.
761 00:30:20,787 00:30:22,859 Oh, I'm on my way over to Sookie's kids' baptism. Oh, I'm on my way over to Sookie's kids' baptism.
762 00:30:22,889 00:30:24,631 I'm gonna be Davey's godmother. I'm gonna be Davey's godmother.
763 00:30:24,661 00:30:26,763 Very religious. My mother would be impressed. Very religious. My mother would be impressed.
764 00:30:26,793 00:30:29,005 Is it true you get to keep the baby if the parents die? Is it true you get to keep the baby if the parents die?
765 00:30:29,035 00:30:31,268 I'm just doing it as a favor for Sookie. I'm just doing it as a favor for Sookie.
766 00:30:31,308 00:30:34,751 [ Imitating Marlon Brando ] Did you make her an offer she couldn't refuse? [ Imitating Marlon Brando ] Did you make her an offer she couldn't refuse?
767 00:30:34,781 00:30:37,514 Dude, you nailed that. Thanks. Dude, you nailed that. Thanks.
768 00:30:37,554 00:30:40,156 Come on, I need a break from the a.D.D. Boys. Come on, I need a break from the a.D.D. Boys.
769 00:30:40,187 00:30:44,160 Whoa! There's a third c-span! Whoa! There's a third c-span!
770 00:30:46,132 00:30:47,574 Room looks the same. Room looks the same.
771 00:30:47,604 00:30:49,045 Yeah. Yeah.
772 00:30:49,075 00:30:51,648 How come there's a padlock on your dresser drawer? How come there's a padlock on your dresser drawer?
773 00:30:51,678 00:30:53,650 Long story. Here, sit. Long story. Here, sit.
774 00:30:53,680 00:30:55,952 So, you look great. Did you get a haircut? So, you look great. Did you get a haircut?
775 00:30:55,992 00:30:58,024 Yeah. Well, maybe a month ago. Yeah. Well, maybe a month ago.
776 00:30:58,054 00:30:59,165 I like it. I like it.
777 00:30:59,195 00:31:00,667 Thanks. You look good, too. Thanks. You look good, too.
778 00:31:00,697 00:31:02,298 I like the bangs. Very marianne faithfull. I like the bangs. Very marianne faithfull.
779 00:31:02,338 00:31:05,812 Thanks. I'm hoping Mick Jagger notices. Thanks. I'm hoping Mick Jagger notices.
780 00:31:05,842 00:31:08,174 So, you went on tour. Yeah, we did. So, you went on tour. Yeah, we did.
781 00:31:08,214 00:31:09,315 And how was it? Great. And how was it? Great.
782 00:31:09,345 00:31:11,918 Great. Great.
783 00:31:11,958 00:31:14,360 And, um, how are things in the Zach department? And, um, how are things in the Zach department?
784 00:31:14,390 00:31:16,092 I mean, you two are still together, right? I mean, you two are still together, right?
785 00:31:16,132 00:31:18,705 We are, and it's good. He's good. We're good. We are, and it's good. He's good. We're good.
786 00:31:18,735 00:31:21,838 How many times can I use the word "good"? How many times can I use the word "good"?
787 00:31:21,878 00:31:23,880 Have you guys...? Have you guys...?
788 00:31:23,910 00:31:27,113 No, no, no, we're still not having sex, No, no, no, we're still not having sex,
789 00:31:27,153 00:31:29,886 but I did tell Zach he could tell the guys we're doing it. but I did tell Zach he could tell the guys we're doing it.
790 00:31:29,926 00:31:31,057 It's a little more rock 'n' roll. It's a little more rock 'n' roll.
791 00:31:31,087 00:31:32,899 You are a good girlfriend. You are a good girlfriend.
792 00:31:32,929 00:31:34,831 So, how's Logan? So, how's Logan?
793 00:31:34,871 00:31:38,805 Logan is... A constant surprise. Logan is... A constant surprise.
794 00:31:38,845 00:31:40,706 I have trouble keeping up with him. I have trouble keeping up with him.
795 00:31:40,746 00:31:43,119 He moves a mile a minute, gets bored in two seconds flat. He moves a mile a minute, gets bored in two seconds flat.
796 00:31:43,149 00:31:45,151 He started flying those scary little planes He started flying those scary little planes
797 00:31:45,191 00:31:47,253 that seem like they're made of papier-mâché, that seem like they're made of papier-mâché,
798 00:31:47,293 00:31:48,824 which is thrilling, by the way. which is thrilling, by the way.
799 00:31:48,864 00:31:50,896 And Logan's good. And Logan's good.
800 00:31:50,927 00:31:52,939 Wow. Is this serious? Wow. Is this serious?
801 00:31:52,969 00:31:54,170 Seriously exciting. Seriously exciting.
802 00:31:54,200 00:31:55,871 I love that. I love that.
803 00:31:55,911 00:31:59,085 Is it hard with him at Yale and you with your grandparents? Is it hard with him at Yale and you with your grandparents?
804 00:31:59,115 00:32:01,717 No, not really. It's been fine, actually. No, not really. It's been fine, actually.
805 00:32:01,757 00:32:03,819 Taking time off has been great. Taking time off has been great.
806 00:32:03,859 00:32:06,432 It was absolutely the right decision for me. It was absolutely the right decision for me.
807 00:32:06,462 00:32:08,134 That's good. That's really good. That's good. That's really good.
808 00:32:08,164 00:32:09,965 Yeah. Yeah.
809 00:32:10,005 00:32:13,479 I just wish that my mom could understand that. I just wish that my mom could understand that.
810 00:32:13,509 00:32:15,281 She's so... She's so...
811 00:32:15,311 00:32:17,112 I doubt that she will talk to me again I doubt that she will talk to me again
812 00:32:17,152 00:32:19,825 until I am back in a dorm room with a course catalog on my lap, until I am back in a dorm room with a course catalog on my lap,
813 00:32:19,855 00:32:21,287 if then. if then.
814 00:32:21,327 00:32:22,298 I don't know. Maybe we'll never talk again. I don't know. Maybe we'll never talk again.
815 00:32:22,328 00:32:23,999 You two? Oh, please. You two? Oh, please.
816 00:32:24,029 00:32:26,472 We haven't talked in weeks. It'll blow over. We haven't talked in weeks. It'll blow over.
817 00:32:26,502 00:32:29,775 She didn't tell me when she and Luke got engaged. She didn't tell me when she and Luke got engaged.
818 00:32:29,805 00:32:32,418 Rory, look at me. Rory, look at me.
819 00:32:32,448 00:32:34,219 You and your mom will talk again. You and your mom will talk again.
820 00:32:34,249 00:32:37,352 This rift is nature's attempt to find some equilibrium. This rift is nature's attempt to find some equilibrium.
821 00:32:37,393 00:32:40,796 You and Lorelai have gone too many years without fighting. You and Lorelai have gone too many years without fighting.
822 00:32:40,826 00:32:43,368 So you had to have one big fight to make up for it. So you had to have one big fight to make up for it.
823 00:32:43,398 00:32:45,170 Now you've had it, and soon you'll make up Now you've had it, and soon you'll make up
824 00:32:45,210 00:32:47,272 and then this will all be just your lost weekend. and then this will all be just your lost weekend.
825 00:32:47,312 00:32:49,144 I've missed you. I've missed you.
826 00:32:49,184 00:32:51,186 I've missed you, too. I've missed you, too.
827 00:32:51,216 00:32:53,258 We can never go this long without talking again. We can never go this long without talking again.
828 00:32:53,288 00:32:55,030 Deal. I'll do anything. Deal. I'll do anything.
829 00:32:55,060 00:32:57,362 I'll raise carrier pigeons. I'll learn morse code. I'll raise carrier pigeons. I'll learn morse code.
830 00:32:57,392 00:32:59,004 I'll send you pigeons, and you can send me code. I'll send you pigeons, and you can send me code.
831 00:32:59,034 00:33:00,906 Okay. Okay.
832 00:33:00,936 00:33:03,809 Oh, it's 10:30. I have 15 minutes before I have to go. Oh, it's 10:30. I have 15 minutes before I have to go.
833 00:33:03,839 00:33:06,081 Now, I want to hear all about that tour. Now, I want to hear all about that tour.
834 00:33:06,111 00:33:09,524 Let's start with the "three boys and no shower" thing. Let's start with the "three boys and no shower" thing.
835 00:33:09,554 00:33:10,455 Oh, lord. Oh, lord.
836 00:33:10,485 00:33:12,998 [ Church bells ringing ] [ Church bells ringing ]
837 00:33:16,571 00:33:18,103 You look nice today, kirk. You look nice today, kirk.
838 00:33:18,133 00:33:20,575 Thanks. This is the suit they buried my dad in. Thanks. This is the suit they buried my dad in.
839 00:33:20,605 00:33:22,948 Oh, well... Oh, well...
840 00:33:22,978 00:33:24,619 I think I'm gonna let that one go. I think I'm gonna let that one go.
841 00:33:24,649 00:33:28,223 Do you know which is the Davey side and which is the Martha? Do you know which is the Davey side and which is the Martha?
842 00:33:28,253 00:33:30,465 I don't think there are sides. It's not like a wedding. I don't think there are sides. It's not like a wedding.
843 00:33:30,495 00:33:32,297 I think we're all on both kids' sides. I think we're all on both kids' sides.
844 00:33:32,337 00:33:33,638 I just didn't want to offend I just didn't want to offend
845 00:33:33,668 00:33:36,011 by taking a side if there are sides. by taking a side if there are sides.
846 00:33:36,041 00:33:38,313 I've had some contact with Davey in passing... I've had some contact with Davey in passing...
847 00:33:38,343 00:33:40,645 Couple of high-fives, one or two peek-a-boo sessions, Couple of high-fives, one or two peek-a-boo sessions,
848 00:33:40,685 00:33:43,258 but I haven't had much contact with Martha. but I haven't had much contact with Martha.
849 00:33:43,288 00:33:45,630 She seems more reserved, elusive. She seems more reserved, elusive.
850 00:33:45,660 00:33:47,562 There's a bit of garbo in her. There's a bit of garbo in her.
851 00:33:50,064 00:33:52,136 [ Both chuckling ] [ Both chuckling ]
852 00:33:52,177 00:33:53,638 I just talked to my former mother, I just talked to my former mother,
853 00:33:53,678 00:33:56,010 and, oh, you are going to love this. and, oh, you are going to love this.
854 00:33:56,050 00:33:58,213 Guess who's getting baptized today? Who? Guess who's getting baptized today? Who?
855 00:33:58,253 00:33:59,584 Me. No. Me. No.
856 00:33:59,624 00:34:01,586 Is it Christmas already? This isn't funny. Is it Christmas already? This isn't funny.
857 00:34:01,626 00:34:04,058 You've never been baptized? You've never been baptized?
858 00:34:04,098 00:34:06,270 Apparently on the day I was supposed to be baptized, Apparently on the day I was supposed to be baptized,
859 00:34:06,301 00:34:08,373 I stuck a quarter up my nose and had to be taken to the hospital, I stuck a quarter up my nose and had to be taken to the hospital,
860 00:34:08,403 00:34:10,204 and they never rescheduled. and they never rescheduled.
861 00:34:10,244 00:34:12,647 Organizational skills were never your family's strong point. Organizational skills were never your family's strong point.
862 00:34:12,677 00:34:15,249 You know what? I have had it with my family! You know what? I have had it with my family!
863 00:34:15,289 00:34:17,091 I want you to march right over there I want you to march right over there
864 00:34:17,121 00:34:19,494 and tell my mother you're divorcing me if I get baptized. and tell my mother you're divorcing me if I get baptized.
865 00:34:19,524 00:34:21,696 Oh, yeah, that will go over very well. Oh, yeah, that will go over very well.
866 00:34:21,726 00:34:25,469 Okay, fine. Then just say we're getting separated. Okay, fine. Then just say we're getting separated.
867 00:34:27,712 00:34:30,044 I better find out what it means for a grown man to get baptized. I better find out what it means for a grown man to get baptized.
868 00:34:30,084 00:34:32,356 Oh, my god, are you gonna wear a giant christening gown? Oh, my god, are you gonna wear a giant christening gown?
869 00:34:32,386 00:34:34,258 You're really enjoying this, aren't you? You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
870 00:34:34,288 00:34:36,130 Ooh, you have no idea. Ooh, you have no idea.
871 00:34:38,663 00:34:42,076 Oh, Rory's here! Yeah, I see that. Oh, Rory's here! Yeah, I see that.
872 00:34:42,106 00:34:45,049 Boy, that's a pretty dress she's wearing, don't you think? Boy, that's a pretty dress she's wearing, don't you think?
873 00:34:45,079 00:34:47,181 Sure. It'll go good with a baby. Sure. It'll go good with a baby.
874 00:34:47,211 00:34:48,482 Well, I better go check on the kids. Well, I better go check on the kids.
875 00:34:48,512 00:34:50,584 Say hi to Rory for me if you see her first. Say hi to Rory for me if you see her first.
876 00:34:53,527 00:34:54,628 Reverend: Oh, there you two are. Reverend: Oh, there you two are.
877 00:34:54,658 00:34:56,500 Good. Do you have a minute? Good. Do you have a minute?
878 00:34:56,530 00:34:59,403 I was hoping we could have a quick chat before the ceremony. I was hoping we could have a quick chat before the ceremony.
879 00:34:59,443 00:35:01,405 Oh, well... Um, sure. Oh, well... Um, sure.
880 00:35:01,445 00:35:03,777 Wonderful. Right this way. Wonderful. Right this way.
881 00:35:03,817 00:35:06,620 So, I always like to take a few minutes before my baptisms So, I always like to take a few minutes before my baptisms
882 00:35:06,650 00:35:08,822 to get to know the godparents a little bit. to get to know the godparents a little bit.
883 00:35:08,852 00:35:11,665 I already know you two, but I just want to touch base I already know you two, but I just want to touch base
884 00:35:11,695 00:35:13,397 and make sure you understand the obligations and make sure you understand the obligations
885 00:35:13,437 00:35:15,309 of what you're getting into here today. of what you're getting into here today.
886 00:35:15,339 00:35:17,371 Now, basically, godparents are responsible Now, basically, godparents are responsible
887 00:35:17,411 00:35:19,643 for the spiritual upbringing of their godchildren. for the spiritual upbringing of their godchildren.
888 00:35:19,683 00:35:22,356 I certainly hope the parents throw their two cents in, I certainly hope the parents throw their two cents in,
889 00:35:22,386 00:35:24,288 but the godparents are vitally important figures but the godparents are vitally important figures
890 00:35:24,318 00:35:25,789 in a child's life. in a child's life.
891 00:35:25,829 00:35:28,662 So, tell me, what are your religious affiliations? So, tell me, what are your religious affiliations?
892 00:35:28,692 00:35:30,804 Oh, well, reverend, you've known us forever. Oh, well, reverend, you've known us forever.
893 00:35:30,834 00:35:32,606 Well, yes, I have, Well, yes, I have,
894 00:35:32,636 00:35:35,349 and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are. and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are.
895 00:35:35,379 00:35:38,882 Oh... Well... We're a bit lapsed. Oh... Well... We're a bit lapsed.
896 00:35:38,912 00:35:41,625 Yes. From...? Yes. From...?
897 00:35:41,655 00:35:43,527 Well, um... Religion. Well, um... Religion.
898 00:35:43,557 00:35:45,769 But, you know, I can't speak for Rory, But, you know, I can't speak for Rory,
899 00:35:45,799 00:35:49,302 but I have a strong belief in good... but I have a strong belief in good...
900 00:35:49,343 00:35:51,475 You know... Over evil. You know... Over evil.
901 00:35:51,505 00:35:54,578 I mean, if I was asked to choose a side... I mean, if I was asked to choose a side...
902 00:35:54,618 00:35:57,420 I read "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe." I have a Bible. I read "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe." I have a Bible.
903 00:35:57,451 00:35:59,493 I may have accidentally given it to goodwill, I may have accidentally given it to goodwill,
904 00:35:59,523 00:36:00,924 because I'm remodeling. because I'm remodeling.
905 00:36:00,964 00:36:02,866 But goodwill is a religious organization... But goodwill is a religious organization...
906 00:36:02,896 00:36:04,938 I think. I think.
907 00:36:04,968 00:36:07,470 But even if it's not, good will... it's in the ballpark. But even if it's not, good will... it's in the ballpark.
908 00:36:07,510 00:36:09,382 I buy tons of girl-scout cookies. I buy tons of girl-scout cookies.
909 00:36:09,412 00:36:12,515 I have two "Mary is my homegirl" t-shirts. I have two "Mary is my homegirl" t-shirts.
910 00:36:12,555 00:36:16,229 These are all very positive if somewhat irrelevant things. These are all very positive if somewhat irrelevant things.
911 00:36:16,259 00:36:17,891 And it seems like your hearts are in the right place. And it seems like your hearts are in the right place.
912 00:36:17,931 00:36:20,263 Absolutely. Definitely. Absolutely. Definitely.
913 00:36:20,303 00:36:21,705 And it says something good about you both And it says something good about you both
914 00:36:21,735 00:36:22,906 that when a friend calls you up and asks a favor, that when a friend calls you up and asks a favor,
915 00:36:22,936 00:36:25,408 you come through like this. you come through like this.
916 00:36:25,448 00:36:26,980 Right, right. Right, right.
917 00:36:27,010 00:36:29,622 Shall we? We shall. Shall we? We shall.
918 00:36:33,026 00:36:35,698 So, are you a Davey or a Martha? So, are you a Davey or a Martha?
919 00:36:35,728 00:36:37,770 Davey, I bet, right? He's much more accessible. Davey, I bet, right? He's much more accessible.
920 00:36:37,800 00:36:39,302 He's the dandy warhols He's the dandy warhols
921 00:36:39,342 00:36:41,804 to Martha's Brian Jonestown massacre. to Martha's Brian Jonestown massacre.
922 00:36:44,677 00:36:47,590 [ Coins clattering ] Oh. Dang it. [ Coins clattering ] Oh. Dang it.
923 00:36:49,052 00:36:50,763 Hey, Rory. You look so pretty. Hey, Rory. You look so pretty.
924 00:36:50,793 00:36:51,894 Hey, Sookie. Hey, Sookie.
925 00:36:51,924 00:36:54,267 Oh, I want a picture of this. Oh, I want a picture of this.
926 00:36:55,538 00:36:56,969 Welcome, everybody. Welcome, everybody.
927 00:36:57,009 00:36:59,912 Jesus tells nicodemus in the fourth gospel, Jesus tells nicodemus in the fourth gospel,
928 00:36:59,942 00:37:02,315 "unless one is born of water and spirit, "unless one is born of water and spirit,
929 00:37:02,355 00:37:04,357 one cannot enter the kingdom of god." one cannot enter the kingdom of god."
930 00:37:04,387 00:37:07,690 Today we gather to honor three individuals Today we gather to honor three individuals
931 00:37:07,730 00:37:11,334 as they dedicate themselves in the first sacrament of the faith as they dedicate themselves in the first sacrament of the faith
932 00:37:11,364 00:37:13,876 and become members of the body of the church and become members of the body of the church
933 00:37:13,906 00:37:15,648 and the kingdom of god. and the kingdom of god.
934 00:37:15,678 00:37:18,481 Here to bear witness and offer spiritual support Here to bear witness and offer spiritual support
935 00:37:18,511 00:37:21,354 are Lorelai Gilmore, godparent to Martha, are Lorelai Gilmore, godparent to Martha,
936 00:37:21,384 00:37:23,456 Rory Gilmore, godparent to Davey, Rory Gilmore, godparent to Davey,
937 00:37:23,496 00:37:25,798 and, uh... Jackson. Yo. and, uh... Jackson. Yo.
938 00:37:25,828 00:37:28,000 Acting as your godparent will be...? Acting as your godparent will be...?
939 00:37:28,030 00:37:31,043 Oh, uh... My brother Bo, I guess. Oh, uh... My brother Bo, I guess.
940 00:37:31,073 00:37:32,715 And, uh, Bo belleville And, uh, Bo belleville
941 00:37:32,745 00:37:36,048 will serve as sponsor and witness for Jackson. will serve as sponsor and witness for Jackson.
942 00:37:36,088 00:37:38,020 Will you come up here, please, Bo? Will you come up here, please, Bo?
943 00:37:38,050 00:37:39,091 Oh! [ Coins clattering ] Oh! [ Coins clattering ]
944 00:37:39,121 00:37:40,693 Oh, bananas. Oh, bananas.
945 00:37:40,723 00:37:44,466 The candidates for baptism will now be presented. The candidates for baptism will now be presented.
946 00:37:49,171 00:37:52,084 We are honored with the privilege of being here today We are honored with the privilege of being here today
947 00:37:52,114 00:37:53,886 to witness and support in faith to witness and support in faith
948 00:37:53,916 00:37:57,389 the baptism of David Edward belleville, the baptism of David Edward belleville,
949 00:37:57,429 00:38:00,462 Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert glenda Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert glenda
950 00:38:00,502 00:38:02,775 Carson Daisy Danny belleville, Carson Daisy Danny belleville,
951 00:38:02,805 00:38:05,647 and Jackson Matthew belleville. and Jackson Matthew belleville.
952 00:38:05,677 00:38:09,621 I hereby charge Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, and Bo belleville I hereby charge Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, and Bo belleville
953 00:38:09,651 00:38:12,554 with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare
954 00:38:12,594 00:38:15,197 of these children and this believer. of these children and this believer.
955 00:38:15,227 00:38:18,070 We will now begin a series of ceremonial questions. We will now begin a series of ceremonial questions.
956 00:38:18,100 00:38:20,502 Lorelai Gilmore, do you renounce Satan Lorelai Gilmore, do you renounce Satan
957 00:38:20,542 00:38:23,575 and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god?
958 00:38:24,616 00:38:26,448 [ Audience murmuring ] [ Audience murmuring ]
959 00:38:26,488 00:38:28,120 Lorelai. What? Lorelai. What?
960 00:38:28,150 00:38:30,162 Why aren't you renouncing Satan? Why aren't you renouncing Satan?
961 00:38:30,192 00:38:31,893 He said, "do you renounce Satan?" He said, "do you renounce Satan?"
962 00:38:31,923 00:38:33,695 That's not something you pause about. That's not something you pause about.
963 00:38:33,735 00:38:35,567 Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, yes, I renounce Satan. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, yes, I renounce Satan.
964 00:38:35,607 00:38:37,239 Okay. Okay.
965 00:38:37,269 00:38:39,881 Rory Gilmore, do you renounce Satan Rory Gilmore, do you renounce Satan
966 00:38:39,911 00:38:42,484 and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god?
967 00:38:42,514 00:38:43,885 Did you call Rory? What? Did you call Rory? What?
968 00:38:43,915 00:38:47,729 Did you call Rory and ask her to be a godmother? Did you call Rory and ask her to be a godmother?
969 00:38:47,759 00:38:48,790 I renounce him. I renounce him.
970 00:38:48,830 00:38:49,961 Bo belleville... Bo belleville...
971 00:38:50,001 00:38:51,563 What are you whispering about? What are you whispering about?
972 00:38:51,603 00:38:53,034 I'm just trying to get some information. I'm just trying to get some information.
973 00:38:53,074 00:38:55,106 Satan can kiss my ass. Satan can kiss my ass.
974 00:38:55,136 00:38:57,178 How come Sookie had your phone number? What? How come Sookie had your phone number? What?
975 00:38:57,208 00:38:58,850 She called you to ask you to be here, She called you to ask you to be here,
976 00:38:58,880 00:39:00,852 which means she must have had your phone number. which means she must have had your phone number.
977 00:39:00,882 00:39:03,124 Excuse me. Ladies? Excuse me. Ladies?
978 00:39:03,154 00:39:07,128 I'm sorry, reverend. Can you just give us a moment, please? I'm sorry, reverend. Can you just give us a moment, please?
979 00:39:11,172 00:39:12,574 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
980 00:39:12,614 00:39:14,175 It's not like I really care, okay? It's not like I really care, okay?
981 00:39:14,215 00:39:15,887 It's not like I was gonna call you up to chitchat It's not like I was gonna call you up to chitchat
982 00:39:15,917 00:39:17,889 or make a date to go shoe shopping or something. or make a date to go shoe shopping or something.
983 00:39:17,919 00:39:19,891 Shouldn't a mother have a way to contact her daughter Shouldn't a mother have a way to contact her daughter
984 00:39:19,921 00:39:21,993 in case of an emergency? in case of an emergency?
985 00:39:22,023 00:39:24,666 What if I had to have a blood transfusion? What if I had to have a blood transfusion?
986 00:39:24,696 00:39:26,568 You're the only person in the world with the same blood type. You're the only person in the world with the same blood type.
987 00:39:26,608 00:39:27,739 It would really help to have your phone number. It would really help to have your phone number.
988 00:39:27,769 00:39:29,310 We are holding up the service. We are holding up the service.
989 00:39:29,340 00:39:31,883 It's weird you would give Sookie your number and not me. It's weird you would give Sookie your number and not me.
990 00:39:31,913 00:39:33,314 I didn't give Sookie my new number. I didn't give Sookie my new number.
991 00:39:33,354 00:39:35,316 Sookie called grandma, grandma left me a note, Sookie called grandma, grandma left me a note,
992 00:39:35,356 00:39:37,088 and then I called Sookie back. and then I called Sookie back.
993 00:39:37,128 00:39:38,990 And I didn't get a new number. I lost my phone. And I didn't get a new number. I lost my phone.
994 00:39:39,030 00:39:40,661 If you lose your phone, If you lose your phone,
995 00:39:40,701 00:39:43,034 you should suspend your service until you get a new one. you should suspend your service until you get a new one.
996 00:39:43,074 00:39:45,236 That way, you get to keep the same number. That way, you get to keep the same number.
997 00:39:45,276 00:39:47,348 It's ridiculous to get an entirely new number. It's ridiculous to get an entirely new number.
998 00:39:47,378 00:39:49,180 No one gets an entirely new number. No one gets an entirely new number.
999 00:39:49,210 00:39:51,322 Well, next time, I will suspend my service. Well, next time, I will suspend my service.
1000 00:39:51,352 00:39:53,124 Um, hi, guys. Um, hi, guys.
1001 00:39:53,154 00:39:55,256 We kind of need the kids back. We kind of need the kids back.
1002 00:40:00,101 00:40:01,202 Hey, godmother. Hey, godmother.
1003 00:40:01,242 00:40:02,273 Hi. Hi.
1004 00:40:02,303 00:40:04,915 So sorry again for the drama. So sorry again for the drama.
1005 00:40:04,945 00:40:06,917 You always give me a good story to tell. You always give me a good story to tell.
1006 00:40:06,947 00:40:08,249 I aim to please. I aim to please.
1007 00:40:08,289 00:40:10,021 I have a little confession to make. I have a little confession to make.
1008 00:40:10,061 00:40:12,263 I kind of asked you and Rory to both be godmothers I kind of asked you and Rory to both be godmothers
1009 00:40:12,293 00:40:14,835 because I thought it might kind of bring you back together, because I thought it might kind of bring you back together,
1010 00:40:14,865 00:40:16,207 patch things up. patch things up.
1011 00:40:16,237 00:40:18,008 Well, blow me down. Didn't fool you, huh? Well, blow me down. Didn't fool you, huh?
1012 00:40:18,038 00:40:19,780 No, but the salads are excellent. No, but the salads are excellent.
1013 00:40:19,810 00:40:22,383 The salads are excellent. The salads are excellent.
1014 00:40:24,255 00:40:27,228 Okay, that's it. I'll be right back. Okay, that's it. I'll be right back.
1015 00:40:31,402 00:40:33,734 Hi, Bo. Hey, darlin'. Hi, Bo. Hey, darlin'.
1016 00:40:35,476 00:40:38,309 What do you say we get out of these wet clothes? What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?
1017 00:40:38,349 00:40:41,922 Listen, Bo, there's been a misunderstanding here. Listen, Bo, there's been a misunderstanding here.
1018 00:40:41,952 00:40:43,854 What rune told you about me... It's not true. What rune told you about me... It's not true.
1019 00:40:43,894 00:40:46,166 Really? None of it. Really? None of it.
1020 00:40:46,196 00:40:48,869 So you don't have a kid? Well, no, I do have a kid. So you don't have a kid? Well, no, I do have a kid.
1021 00:40:48,899 00:40:50,270 You didn't get knocked up when you were 16? You didn't get knocked up when you were 16?
1022 00:40:50,300 00:40:51,872 Well, that part technically is true. Well, that part technically is true.
1023 00:40:51,902 00:40:54,945 And he said you've never been married. And he said you've never been married.
1024 00:40:54,975 00:40:58,088 Well, I've never been married exactly, but I'm engaged now. Well, I've never been married exactly, but I'm engaged now.
1025 00:40:58,118 00:40:59,790 That's pretty steady, very permanent. That's pretty steady, very permanent.
1026 00:40:59,820 00:41:01,421 He said you were engaged before. He said you were engaged before.
1027 00:41:01,461 00:41:03,363 It's all true... I'm a horn dog. It's all true... I'm a horn dog.
1028 00:41:03,393 00:41:06,336 So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some potato salad. So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some potato salad.
1029 00:41:06,366 00:41:09,269 Potato salad. Potato salad.
1030 00:41:09,309 00:41:10,781 I get it. I get it.
1031 00:41:10,811 00:41:12,312 Okay. Okay.
1032 00:41:14,014 00:41:16,326 So, I'm leaving. So, I'm leaving.
1033 00:41:16,356 00:41:18,258 Okay. Drive safe. Okay. Drive safe.
1034 00:41:18,288 00:41:20,801 Look, I know this is lame at this point, Look, I know this is lame at this point,
1035 00:41:20,831 00:41:22,973 but you can have my new number if you want it. but you can have my new number if you want it.
1036 00:41:23,003 00:41:26,947 That's okay. I can call mom, and she can leave you a note. That's okay. I can call mom, and she can leave you a note.
1037 00:41:27,407 00:41:28,478 Okay. Okay.
1038 00:41:28,508 00:41:31,321 Okay. Okay.
1039 00:41:37,627 00:41:39,429 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
1040 00:41:39,469 00:41:41,101 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
1041 00:41:41,141 00:41:42,372 Hello? Rory: Hey. Hello? Rory: Hey.
1042 00:41:42,402 00:41:44,174 Hey, how was the baptism? Hey, how was the baptism?
1043 00:41:44,214 00:41:46,316 Fine. I don't know. Fine. I don't know.
1044 00:41:46,346 00:41:48,418 I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on.
1045 00:41:48,448 00:41:51,121 I'm not handling things particularly well these days. I'm not handling things particularly well these days.
1046 00:41:51,161 00:41:52,992 Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I know what you mean.
1047 00:41:53,032 00:41:54,634 Logan, are you okay? Logan, are you okay?
1048 00:41:54,664 00:41:57,937 I had a talk with my father the other day, I had a talk with my father the other day,
1049 00:41:57,967 00:42:00,440 and apparently I'm going to graduate this year. and apparently I'm going to graduate this year.
1050 00:42:00,480 00:42:01,641 I'm going to get my act together I'm going to get my act together
1051 00:42:01,681 00:42:03,383 and I'm gonna become a huntzberger. and I'm gonna become a huntzberger.
1052 00:42:03,413 00:42:05,084 What does that mean? What does that mean?
1053 00:42:05,114 00:42:06,886 I'm going to start attending shareholder meetings, I'm going to start attending shareholder meetings,
1054 00:42:06,926 00:42:08,888 letting the boys see my face around. letting the boys see my face around.
1055 00:42:08,928 00:42:11,060 It means my preordained life is kicking in. It means my preordained life is kicking in.
1056 00:42:11,100 00:42:12,532 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
1057 00:42:12,562 00:42:15,505 Hey, always read the fine print on the family crest. Hey, always read the fine print on the family crest.
1058 00:42:15,535 00:42:18,478 Maybe you can talk to your dad and tell him how you feel. Maybe you can talk to your dad and tell him how you feel.
1059 00:42:18,508 00:42:20,650 Hey, how far away are you from the airport? Hey, how far away are you from the airport?
1060 00:42:20,680 00:42:22,452 Why? Let's go to New York. Why? Let's go to New York.
1061 00:42:22,482 00:42:23,993 What? What?
1062 00:42:24,023 00:42:26,966 New York, you and me right now by helicopter. New York, you and me right now by helicopter.
1063 00:42:26,996 00:42:28,428 A helicopter? You're kidding. A helicopter? You're kidding.
1064 00:42:28,468 00:42:30,269 We will spend the weekend at the Pierre. We will spend the weekend at the Pierre.
1065 00:42:30,299 00:42:32,341 You don't have your community service till Monday, right? You don't have your community service till Monday, right?
1066 00:42:32,371 00:42:34,544 Don't pack. We'll shop. Much more irresponsible. Don't pack. We'll shop. Much more irresponsible.
1067 00:42:34,574 00:42:36,516 Um... logan... Um... logan...
1068 00:42:36,546 00:42:39,518 I'll see you at the airport in 20 minutes, ace. I'll see you at the airport in 20 minutes, ace.
1069 00:42:39,549 00:42:43,432 Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes. Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes.
1070 00:42:47,606 00:42:49,408 Rosie O'Donnell: I think he's gonna take me for a ride in it. Rosie O'Donnell: I think he's gonna take me for a ride in it.
1071 00:42:49,438 00:42:51,610 Man: What about your boyfriend? What about Jesse? Man: What about your boyfriend? What about Jesse?
1072 00:42:51,640 00:42:53,512 Jesse's delicious. Jesse's delicious.
1073 00:42:53,552 00:42:55,484 He's gonna take me today to get a new toilet seat He's gonna take me today to get a new toilet seat
1074 00:42:55,514 00:42:58,557 because mine got broken and was sliding. because mine got broken and was sliding.
1075 00:42:58,587 00:43:01,460 I would fall off of it. I go, "whoa!" I would fall off of it. I go, "whoa!"
1076 00:43:01,500 00:43:05,004 It's not the same. It's not the same.
1077 00:43:05,034 00:43:06,705 What, am I scaring you? What, am I scaring you?
1078 00:43:06,745 00:43:08,177 Want me to scare you? Want me to scare you?
1079 00:43:08,207 00:43:09,308 Boo boo boo! Boo boo boo!
1080 00:43:09,348 00:43:11,020 Beth... Beth...