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1 | 00:09:37,887 | 00:09:39,959 | Get them out of here. No, you give me the invoice. | Get them out of here. No, you give me the invoice. |
2 | 00:09:37,897 | 00:09:41,000 | in the religious aspect of it, then it's like a bath... | in the religious aspect of it, then it's like a bath... |
3 | 00:09:37,897 | 00:09:41,140 | Oh. [ Cellphone rings ] | Oh. [ Cellphone rings ] |
4 | 00:09:37,997 | 00:09:39,459 | run me out of the d.A.R., | run me out of the d.A.R., |
5 | 00:09:38,077 | 00:09:40,420 | Everything's perfect, Rory. This is a lovely party. | Everything's perfect, Rory. This is a lovely party. |
6 | 00:09:38,518 | 00:09:41,150 | Those are the keepers. These are the ones I'm tossing. | Those are the keepers. These are the ones I'm tossing. |
7 | 00:09:38,578 | 00:09:40,510 | Okay, fine. Watch it tonight after I leave. | Okay, fine. Watch it tonight after I leave. |
8 | 00:09:39,279 | 00:09:43,883 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
9 | 00:09:39,499 | 00:09:42,572 | then jump like a cheerleader and land doing the splits. | then jump like a cheerleader and land doing the splits. |
10 | 00:09:39,989 | 00:09:41,761 | I'll just have one of my guys get them out of here. | I'll just have one of my guys get them out of here. |
11 | 00:09:40,360 | 00:09:43,603 | There's 48 hours plus 24, whatever that is, minus 9 hours. | There's 48 hours plus 24, whatever that is, minus 9 hours. |
12 | 00:09:40,450 | 00:09:42,322 | And those salmon puffs... Insane. | And those salmon puffs... Insane. |
13 | 00:09:40,550 | 00:09:41,851 | Then you can dump it tomorrow. | Then you can dump it tomorrow. |
14 | 00:09:41,030 | 00:09:42,972 | As simple and as brief as a bath. | As simple and as brief as a bath. |
15 | 00:09:41,170 | 00:09:42,742 | Hello? | Hello? |
16 | 00:09:41,180 | 00:09:42,782 | There's two videotapes in there. | There's two videotapes in there. |
17 | 00:09:41,791 | 00:09:43,953 | This isn't about the zucchini. This is about the baptism. | This isn't about the zucchini. This is about the baptism. |
18 | 00:09:41,881 | 00:09:43,513 | You kidding? | You kidding? |
19 | 00:09:42,362 | 00:09:45,024 | Aren't they, though? Eight trays, and they're almost gone. | Aren't they, though? Eight trays, and they're almost gone. |
20 | 00:09:42,602 | 00:09:46,045 | Uh, wow. That's... the splits, huh? | Uh, wow. That's... the splits, huh? |
21 | 00:09:42,772 | 00:09:44,113 | Emily: Hello, Rory, it's your grandmother. | Emily: Hello, Rory, it's your grandmother. |
22 | 00:09:42,822 | 00:09:44,794 | Every journey begins with a single step. | Every journey begins with a single step. |
23 | 00:09:43,002 | 00:09:45,575 | Coffee. It is so not like taking a bath! | Coffee. It is so not like taking a bath! |
24 | 00:09:43,553 | 00:09:45,084 | You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. | You don't just sit down and watch a movie like this. |
25 | 00:09:43,633 | 00:09:44,964 | What does that equal? | What does that equal? |
26 | 00:09:43,913 | 00:09:48,147 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
27 | 00:09:43,993 | 00:09:47,667 | Well, I christen these vegetables sucky! | Well, I christen these vegetables sucky! |
28 | 00:09:44,143 | 00:09:46,986 | Grandma, we were just talking about you. | Grandma, we were just talking about you. |
29 | 00:09:44,824 | 00:09:46,165 | This was your idea, remember... | This was your idea, remember... |
30 | 00:09:45,004 | 00:09:47,707 | 48 and 24, so that's, uh... | 48 and 24, so that's, uh... |
31 | 00:09:45,064 | 00:09:47,637 | I might have to go grab a pole and do some fishing. | I might have to go grab a pole and do some fishing. |
32 | 00:09:45,124 | 00:09:46,426 | This is a Friday-night special. | This is a Friday-night special. |
33 | 00:09:45,605 | 00:09:47,667 | When you take a bath, there are candles | When you take a bath, there are candles |
34 | 00:09:46,075 | 00:09:48,948 | Um, whatever I can do to help, grandma. | Um, whatever I can do to help, grandma. |
35 | 00:09:46,195 | 00:09:48,498 | Use the remodel to purge yourself of useless stuff. | Use the remodel to purge yourself of useless stuff. |
36 | 00:09:46,456 | 00:09:47,857 | I'd have to have takeout, pizza, | I'd have to have takeout, pizza, |
37 | 00:09:47,016 | 00:09:48,588 | How are you? How's Helsinki? | How are you? How's Helsinki? |
38 | 00:09:47,667 | 00:09:49,709 | Let me know if you need anything. | Let me know if you need anything. |
39 | 00:09:47,707 | 00:09:51,110 | Oh, hello, Sarah. Thank you so much for coming. | Oh, hello, Sarah. Thank you so much for coming. |
40 | 00:09:47,717 | 00:09:50,490 | and water-warped entertainment weekly's to read and soap. | and water-warped entertainment weekly's to read and soap. |
41 | 00:09:47,737 | 00:09:51,411 | Eight and four... And that's two... | Eight and four... And that's two... |
42 | 00:09:47,897 | 00:09:50,430 | red vines, mallomars... The works. | red vines, mallomars... The works. |
43 | 00:09:48,187 | 00:09:50,970 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
44 | 00:09:48,538 | 00:09:51,210 | Yeah, useless. I'm keeping what I need. | Yeah, useless. I'm keeping what I need. |
45 | 00:09:48,618 | 00:09:52,031 | Cold, unaccommodating, a population of walking dead. | Cold, unaccommodating, a population of walking dead. |
46 | 00:09:48,988 | 00:09:51,631 | I wear white after labor day. I'm a rebel. | I wear white after labor day. I'm a rebel. |
47 | 00:09:50,470 | 00:09:52,432 | Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. | Plus, there's no way I would watch this by myself. |
48 | 00:09:50,520 | 00:09:52,862 | There are not people standing around praying over you, | There are not people standing around praying over you, |
49 | 00:09:51,000 | 00:09:53,102 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
50 | 00:09:51,140 | 00:09:52,872 | Excuse me. Hold on a sec. | Excuse me. Hold on a sec. |
51 | 00:09:51,240 | 00:09:54,544 | You need an episode of "Magnum p.I." From 1986. | You need an episode of "Magnum p.I." From 1986. |
52 | 00:09:51,310 | 00:09:53,483 | I like the way he paints Washington's hair. | I like the way he paints Washington's hair. |
53 | 00:09:51,451 | 00:09:52,682 | And 10 over. | And 10 over. |
54 | 00:09:51,661 | 00:09:52,632 | Just go with it. | Just go with it. |
55 | 00:09:51,911 | 00:09:54,313 | Luke: Oh, now come on. You have got to be kidding me. | Luke: Oh, now come on. You have got to be kidding me. |
56 | 00:09:52,061 | 00:09:53,933 | Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. | Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. |
57 | 00:09:52,472 | 00:09:53,603 | This is exactly the kind of movie | This is exactly the kind of movie |
58 | 00:09:52,662 | 00:09:54,003 | Are you still there? | Are you still there? |
59 | 00:09:52,722 | 00:09:54,494 | Whoa! Whoa! | Whoa! Whoa! |
60 | 00:09:52,892 | 00:09:54,494 | at least not when I take a bath. | at least not when I take a bath. |
61 | 00:09:52,912 | 00:09:55,014 | This tray is half empty. | This tray is half empty. |
62 | 00:09:53,132 | 00:09:57,246 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
63 | 00:09:53,513 | 00:09:55,144 | It looks so luminous. | It looks so luminous. |
64 | 00:09:53,643 | 00:09:56,756 | I would watch with someone. | I would watch with someone. |
65 | 00:09:53,963 | 00:09:55,905 | [ Phone beeps ] | [ Phone beeps ] |
66 | 00:09:54,033 | 00:09:55,635 | Yeah, I'm still here, grandma. | Yeah, I'm still here, grandma. |
67 | 00:09:54,353 | 00:09:55,955 | Luke, come down here. | Luke, come down here. |
68 | 00:09:54,524 | 00:09:55,995 | Who's getting baptized? Oh, our kids are, | Who's getting baptized? Oh, our kids are, |
69 | 00:09:54,524 | 00:09:56,556 | Sookie, don't do math. You know that hurts your head. | Sookie, don't do math. You know that hurts your head. |
70 | 00:09:54,574 | 00:09:56,946 | Of course not. That tape is mislabeled. | Of course not. That tape is mislabeled. |
71 | 00:09:55,054 | 00:09:57,156 | Should we fill it up to make it look less sad? | Should we fill it up to make it look less sad? |
72 | 00:09:55,184 | 00:09:56,786 | If Gilbert Stuart were alive today, | If Gilbert Stuart were alive today, |
73 | 00:09:55,665 | 00:09:58,568 | I was wondering if you could possibly fill in for me. | I was wondering if you could possibly fill in for me. |
74 | 00:09:55,935 | 00:09:57,807 | The cuisine isn't fit for a stray cat... | The cuisine isn't fit for a stray cat... |
75 | 00:09:55,985 | 00:09:58,788 | This baseboard's not level. I can tell just by looking at it. | This baseboard's not level. I can tell just by looking at it. |
76 | 00:09:56,025 | 00:09:58,027 | because apparently we're suddenly super-religious. | because apparently we're suddenly super-religious. |
77 | 00:09:56,596 | 00:09:58,508 | Ow. Hey, I have an idea. | Ow. Hey, I have an idea. |
78 | 00:09:56,776 | 00:09:57,877 | Someone else, you know? | Someone else, you know? |
79 | 00:09:56,816 | 00:09:59,689 | I would commission him to paint a portrait of my Henry. | I would commission him to paint a portrait of my Henry. |
80 | 00:09:56,986 | 00:09:59,058 | That's a "knots landing" from 1981. | That's a "knots landing" from 1981. |
81 | 00:09:57,186 | 00:09:59,689 | Uh, this is the last tray. What? | Uh, this is the last tray. What? |
82 | 00:09:57,276 | 00:10:01,991 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
83 | 00:09:57,837 | 00:09:59,709 | Kippers and cabbage rolls. | Kippers and cabbage rolls. |
84 | 00:09:57,917 | 00:09:59,719 | Yeah, right. | Yeah, right. |
85 | 00:09:58,067 | 00:09:59,809 | Would you mind moving over just a little bit? | Would you mind moving over just a little bit? |
86 | 00:09:58,528 | 00:10:00,029 | If you're gonna have the baptism | If you're gonna have the baptism |
87 | 00:09:58,608 | 00:10:00,449 | Me? At the mixer? | Me? At the mixer? |
88 | 00:09:58,828 | 00:10:00,800 | Tom told you. It's a work in progress. | Tom told you. It's a work in progress. |
89 | 00:09:59,088 | 00:10:00,530 | All the women are held hostage at gunpoint | All the women are held hostage at gunpoint |
90 | 00:09:59,729 | 00:10:01,691 | Well, Martha Washington had the same impulse. | Well, Martha Washington had the same impulse. |
91 | 00:09:59,729 | 00:10:01,971 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
92 | 00:09:59,749 | 00:10:02,081 | And the weather... it snowed 6 feet last night, | And the weather... it snowed 6 feet last night, |
93 | 00:09:59,749 | 00:10:02,922 | Well, at least try to pare this box down a little, please? | Well, at least try to pare this box down a little, please? |
94 | 00:09:59,839 | 00:10:02,041 | Sookie, look at the baptism as a bargaining chip. | Sookie, look at the baptism as a bargaining chip. |
95 | 00:10:00,069 | 00:10:02,301 | and you've got three days of family in town, | and you've got three days of family in town, |
96 | 00:10:00,479 | 00:10:02,321 | It's all ready to go. | It's all ready to go. |
97 | 00:10:00,560 | 00:10:02,291 | during ginger's baby shower... classic. | during ginger's baby shower... classic. |
98 | 00:10:00,830 | 00:10:02,041 | Disaster in progress. | Disaster in progress. |
99 | 00:10:01,731 | 00:10:04,433 | In 1796, she commissioned Stuart to do a portrait of her husband | In 1796, she commissioned Stuart to do a portrait of her husband |
100 | 00:10:02,001 | 00:10:04,544 | Oh, boy, there are only eight trays of salmon puffs | Oh, boy, there are only eight trays of salmon puffs |
101 | 00:10:02,021 | 00:10:05,995 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
102 | 00:10:02,061 | 00:10:04,393 | This baseboard belongs in a fun house. | This baseboard belongs in a fun house. |
103 | 00:10:02,071 | 00:10:04,183 | If we give my mother this, then it'll soften the blow | If we give my mother this, then it'll soften the blow |
104 | 00:10:02,111 | 00:10:04,684 | and apparently they can't fly under those conditions. | and apparently they can't fly under those conditions. |
105 | 00:10:02,331 | 00:10:04,534 | "21 jump street"... season one. You do not need this. | "21 jump street"... season one. You do not need this. |
106 | 00:10:02,341 | 00:10:03,352 | how about if they all stay here? | how about if they all stay here? |
107 | 00:10:02,341 | 00:10:05,014 | The menu is set, and these new caterers I found are fabulous. | The menu is set, and these new caterers I found are fabulous. |
108 | 00:10:02,962 | 00:10:04,774 | I'll try. I will. I promise. | I'll try. I will. I promise. |
109 | 00:10:03,372 | 00:10:05,545 | At the inn? Yeah. | At the inn? Yeah. |
110 | 00:10:04,213 | 00:10:05,985 | when she finds out that we're not having any more children | when she finds out that we're not having any more children |
111 | 00:10:04,433 | 00:10:06,706 | Luke, going up there is like busting into an operating room | Luke, going up there is like busting into an operating room |
112 | 00:10:04,463 | 00:10:06,776 | along with the one of herself to hang at mount Vernon. | along with the one of herself to hang at mount Vernon. |
113 | 00:10:04,564 | 00:10:08,237 | I need my "jump street." So buy the DVDs. It'll save you a ton of space. | I need my "jump street." So buy the DVDs. It'll save you a ton of space. |
114 | 00:10:04,574 | 00:10:05,915 | allotted for the whole night? | allotted for the whole night? |
115 | 00:10:04,724 | 00:10:06,826 | Can't or won't, it's hard to say. | Can't or won't, it's hard to say. |
116 | 00:10:04,794 | 00:10:06,425 | Good. If you promise not to go upstairs again. | Good. If you promise not to go upstairs again. |
117 | 00:10:05,054 | 00:10:06,556 | All you have to do is smile | All you have to do is smile |
118 | 00:10:05,575 | 00:10:07,046 | Just give me the dates. We'll work it out. | Just give me the dates. We'll work it out. |
119 | 00:10:05,945 | 00:10:08,087 | This is not good. This is really not good. | This is not good. This is really not good. |
120 | 00:10:06,015 | 00:10:07,787 | because of the vasectomy. | because of the vasectomy. |
121 | 00:10:06,025 | 00:10:08,668 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
122 | 00:10:06,465 | 00:10:08,067 | I just got to check on one thing. | I just got to check on one thing. |
123 | 00:10:06,586 | 00:10:08,257 | and make sure everyone's cocktails are replenished. | and make sure everyone's cocktails are replenished. |
124 | 00:10:06,736 | 00:10:08,477 | in the middle of a heart transplant | in the middle of a heart transplant |
125 | 00:10:06,806 | 00:10:09,679 | Henry's not Nora's husband. He's her springer spaniel. | Henry's not Nora's husband. He's her springer spaniel. |
126 | 00:10:06,856 | 00:10:08,958 | I defy you to read a Finn. | I defy you to read a Finn. |
127 | 00:10:07,076 | 00:10:08,748 | And that would be okay? | And that would be okay? |
128 | 00:10:07,817 | 00:10:10,259 | They'll want to stay at the house if we have this baptism... | They'll want to stay at the house if we have this baptism... |
129 | 00:10:08,097 | 00:10:12,041 | Oh, look... "america's castles," the special Florida edition. | Oh, look... "america's castles," the special Florida edition. |
130 | 00:10:08,107 | 00:10:10,640 | Do you think I should have staggered their release? | Do you think I should have staggered their release? |
131 | 00:10:08,277 | 00:10:10,209 | No, the DVDs won't have the commercials on them, | No, the DVDs won't have the commercials on them, |
132 | 00:10:08,287 | 00:10:09,619 | Well... | Well... |
133 | 00:10:08,507 | 00:10:09,909 | and getting mad at the surgeon | and getting mad at the surgeon |
134 | 00:10:08,698 | 00:10:10,970 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
135 | 00:10:08,788 | 00:10:10,529 | Sookie, you're part owner of the place. Oh, yeah. | Sookie, you're part owner of the place. Oh, yeah. |
136 | 00:10:08,998 | 00:10:12,601 | Yeah, they can be pretty stoic in those northern climes. | Yeah, they can be pretty stoic in those northern climes. |
137 | 00:10:09,659 | 00:10:13,292 | Just picture that snake doing the splits. | Just picture that snake doing the splits. |
138 | 00:10:09,709 | 00:10:10,810 | Oh. | Oh. |
139 | 00:10:09,949 | 00:10:11,861 | because the guy's heart is on the outside. | because the guy's heart is on the outside. |
140 | 00:10:10,239 | 00:10:12,872 | the original commercials, which is half the fun. | the original commercials, which is half the fun. |
141 | 00:10:10,289 | 00:10:12,862 | Your whole family. We'll just have to make room. | Your whole family. We'll just have to make room. |
142 | 00:10:10,549 | 00:10:12,191 | That would really help. | That would really help. |
143 | 00:10:10,680 | 00:10:13,282 | I should have. I should have staggered their release. | I should have. I should have staggered their release. |
144 | 00:10:10,850 | 00:10:12,521 | May I freshen your drink, Nora? | May I freshen your drink, Nora? |
145 | 00:10:11,000 | 00:10:15,304 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
146 | 00:10:11,881 | 00:10:13,883 | And you're like, "hey, his heart should be in his chest." | And you're like, "hey, his heart should be in his chest." |
147 | 00:10:12,071 | 00:10:13,542 | Seen it five times, keeping it. | Seen it five times, keeping it. |
148 | 00:10:12,221 | 00:10:14,593 | So, cool. I'll take care of the arrangements. | So, cool. I'll take care of the arrangements. |
149 | 00:10:12,551 | 00:10:14,623 | Well, thank you, Rory. That's awfully sweet of you. | Well, thank you, Rory. That's awfully sweet of you. |
150 | 00:10:12,632 | 00:10:16,676 | Excuse me, but I actually use a lot of this in Autumn. | Excuse me, but I actually use a lot of this in Autumn. |
151 | 00:10:12,892 | 00:10:15,524 | How? The house is barely big enough for us and the kids. | How? The house is barely big enough for us and the kids. |
152 | 00:10:12,912 | 00:10:14,243 | Spuds MacKenzie, Clara peller, | Spuds MacKenzie, Clara peller, |
153 | 00:10:13,322 | 00:10:16,766 | Okay, well, just spread them out, and then push the shrimp. | Okay, well, just spread them out, and then push the shrimp. |
154 | 00:10:13,332 | 00:10:16,465 | Um, okay, grandma. I'll help you out. | Um, okay, grandma. I'll help you out. |
155 | 00:10:13,582 | 00:10:16,425 | One thing. Oh, "the history of paper," | One thing. Oh, "the history of paper," |
156 | 00:10:13,923 | 00:10:16,666 | And the surgeon's like, "dude, I'm not done yet." | And the surgeon's like, "dude, I'm not done yet." |
157 | 00:10:14,283 | 00:10:15,995 | "nothing comes between me and my calvins." | "nothing comes between me and my calvins." |
158 | 00:10:14,623 | 00:10:17,196 | Sookie, you just deal with the post-baptism party. | Sookie, you just deal with the post-baptism party. |
159 | 00:10:14,654 | 00:10:17,326 | Vodka tonic. No ice and light on the tonic. | Vodka tonic. No ice and light on the tonic. |
160 | 00:10:15,564 | 00:10:18,537 | We'll end up sleeping on a leaky air mattress in the kids' room | We'll end up sleeping on a leaky air mattress in the kids' room |
161 | 00:10:16,025 | 00:10:17,456 | I mean, they don't make them like that anymore. | I mean, they don't make them like that anymore. |
162 | 00:10:16,115 | 00:10:17,556 | [ knock on door ] | [ knock on door ] |
163 | 00:10:16,455 | 00:10:19,528 | a documentary by Ted burns, distant relative of Ken burns. | a documentary by Ted burns, distant relative of Ken burns. |
164 | 00:10:16,505 | 00:10:18,307 | Oh, bless you. | Oh, bless you. |
165 | 00:10:16,696 | 00:10:18,838 | I got to check the bathroom fixtures. | I got to check the bathroom fixtures. |
166 | 00:10:16,716 | 00:10:19,448 | You know, light layers. | You know, light layers. |
167 | 00:10:16,796 | 00:10:19,108 | Okay, you can circulate now. Circulate. | Okay, you can circulate now. Circulate. |
168 | 00:10:17,236 | 00:10:19,468 | Oh. I didn't know anything about a post-baptism party. | Oh. I didn't know anything about a post-baptism party. |
169 | 00:10:17,356 | 00:10:19,198 | I'll be right back. | I'll be right back. |
170 | 00:10:17,486 | 00:10:19,348 | You're gonna be one of those weird old people | You're gonna be one of those weird old people |
171 | 00:10:18,347 | 00:10:19,749 | I'll check in a little later | I'll check in a little later |
172 | 00:10:18,577 | 00:10:20,549 | and getting horrible creaks in our neck | and getting horrible creaks in our neck |
173 | 00:10:18,868 | 00:10:21,881 | Hey, uh, help. Fire, fire. | Hey, uh, help. Fire, fire. |
174 | 00:10:19,228 | 00:10:21,470 | Isn't she just darling? | Isn't she just darling? |
175 | 00:10:19,398 | 00:10:22,301 | who hoards empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops. | who hoards empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops. |
176 | 00:10:19,488 | 00:10:20,890 | Emily: Anyway, your grandfather and I | Emily: Anyway, your grandfather and I |
177 | 00:10:19,508 | 00:10:21,620 | You didn't tell me anything about a post-baptism party. | You didn't tell me anything about a post-baptism party. |
178 | 00:10:19,558 | 00:10:21,660 | Oh, seven hours, dull, dull, dull. Keeping it! | Oh, seven hours, dull, dull, dull. Keeping it! |
179 | 00:10:19,779 | 00:10:22,151 | and give you a briefing about some of the canapés. | and give you a briefing about some of the canapés. |
180 | 00:10:20,189 | 00:10:21,560 | Come in. | Come in. |
181 | 00:10:20,579 | 00:10:23,052 | while your mother blasts her "flatt and scruggs" cd. | while your mother blasts her "flatt and scruggs" cd. |
182 | 00:10:20,669 | 00:10:22,211 | Uh, excuse me. | Uh, excuse me. |
183 | 00:10:20,920 | 00:10:22,591 | are going to be delayed a couple of days. | are going to be delayed a couple of days. |
184 | 00:10:21,590 | 00:10:23,032 | [ French accent ] Good morning, miss Gilmore. | [ French accent ] Good morning, miss Gilmore. |
185 | 00:10:21,640 | 00:10:23,512 | I didn't know myself. | I didn't know myself. |
186 | 00:10:21,690 | 00:10:23,863 | I'm not going up. Good. | I'm not going up. Good. |
187 | 00:10:21,901 | 00:10:23,873 | We're on fire down here. Help. | We're on fire down here. Help. |
188 | 00:10:22,181 | 00:10:24,253 | Good, because I'm rusty on canapés. | Good, because I'm rusty on canapés. |
189 | 00:10:22,241 | 00:10:24,243 | There's garnish on this tray and there shouldn't be. | There's garnish on this tray and there shouldn't be. |
190 | 00:10:22,331 | 00:10:23,903 | Uh, gonna be. | Uh, gonna be. |
191 | 00:10:22,621 | 00:10:23,963 | I'm sorry. That stinks. | I'm sorry. That stinks. |
192 | 00:10:23,062 | 00:10:25,274 | Good morning. Oh, wow, need help? | Good morning. Oh, wow, need help? |
193 | 00:10:23,082 | 00:10:25,054 | And your cousins are gonna be picking their teeth | And your cousins are gonna be picking their teeth |
194 | 00:10:23,542 | 00:10:25,414 | I've got some late-summer salad recipes | I've got some late-summer salad recipes |
195 | 00:10:23,903 | 00:10:26,445 | "Please don't eat the daisies," seasons two and four. | "Please don't eat the daisies," seasons two and four. |
196 | 00:10:23,903 | 00:10:26,605 | Flames crackling, marshmallows toasting. | Flames crackling, marshmallows toasting. |
197 | 00:10:23,933 | 00:10:25,364 | Hey, I've been looking for this. Check it out. | Hey, I've been looking for this. Check it out. |
198 | 00:10:23,993 | 00:10:25,895 | I'm in a real bind. | I'm in a real bind. |
199 | 00:10:24,273 | 00:10:26,205 | My grandmother hates garnish. | My grandmother hates garnish. |
200 | 00:10:24,293 | 00:10:25,434 | Call you later. | Call you later. |
201 | 00:10:24,343 | 00:10:25,875 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
202 | 00:10:25,084 | 00:10:26,695 | with my paring knives. | with my paring knives. |
203 | 00:10:25,294 | 00:10:27,226 | No, thank you. What's that for? | No, thank you. What's that for? |
204 | 00:10:25,404 | 00:10:27,076 | "Riding the bus with my sister." | "Riding the bus with my sister." |
205 | 00:10:25,454 | 00:10:26,755 | I've been wanting to try out. | I've been wanting to try out. |
206 | 00:10:25,454 | 00:10:27,486 | Okay, bye, grandma. Stay warm. | Okay, bye, grandma. Stay warm. |
207 | 00:10:25,905 | 00:10:30,519 | Hi. The woman with the red hair over by the paintings, | Hi. The woman with the red hair over by the paintings, |
208 | 00:10:25,925 | 00:10:27,867 | I've got that mixer with the girls I'm hosting tomorrow | I've got that mixer with the girls I'm hosting tomorrow |
209 | 00:10:26,245 | 00:10:28,317 | Here, I'll just, uh... There you go. | Here, I'll just, uh... There you go. |
210 | 00:10:26,475 | 00:10:27,746 | I've been looking for this. | I've been looking for this. |
211 | 00:10:26,645 | 00:10:28,077 | Save us. | Save us. |
212 | 00:10:26,725 | 00:10:28,527 | Oh, like your family is so easy! | Oh, like your family is so easy! |
213 | 00:10:26,786 | 00:10:28,517 | Oh, perfect. | Oh, perfect. |
214 | 00:10:27,106 | 00:10:28,337 | Rosie O'Donnell plays a retarded woman | Rosie O'Donnell plays a retarded woman |
215 | 00:10:27,266 | 00:10:28,497 | Mrs. Gilmore instructed me | Mrs. Gilmore instructed me |
216 | 00:10:27,777 | 00:10:31,410 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
217 | 00:10:27,897 | 00:10:32,041 | with the curators of the Gilbert Stuart exhibit. | with the curators of the Gilbert Stuart exhibit. |
218 | 00:10:28,117 | 00:10:29,889 | What are you doing yelling "fire"? You can't do that. | What are you doing yelling "fire"? You can't do that. |
219 | 00:10:28,347 | 00:10:31,590 | Okay, go, circulate. Circulate. | Okay, go, circulate. Circulate. |
220 | 00:10:28,377 | 00:10:29,989 | who's obsessed with riding the bus, | who's obsessed with riding the bus, |
221 | 00:10:28,537 | 00:10:30,309 | to help you with your summer things. | to help you with your summer things. |
222 | 00:10:28,557 | 00:10:31,560 | What about the time we had to see your stuttering cousin odell | What about the time we had to see your stuttering cousin odell |
223 | 00:10:28,557 | 00:10:31,630 | Okay, well, just let Michel know how many rooms you need, | Okay, well, just let Michel know how many rooms you need, |
224 | 00:10:29,919 | 00:10:32,651 | No, that only pertains to movie theaters, crowded ones. | No, that only pertains to movie theaters, crowded ones. |
225 | 00:10:30,019 | 00:10:32,451 | and Andie MacDowell is her uptight, big-city sister. | and Andie MacDowell is her uptight, big-city sister. |
226 | 00:10:30,339 | 00:10:32,111 | My summer things? | My summer things? |
227 | 00:10:30,549 | 00:10:34,293 | could you get her a vodka tonic, please, a.S.A.P.? Thanks. | could you get her a vodka tonic, please, a.S.A.P.? Thanks. |
228 | 00:10:31,400 | 00:10:34,003 | Maid? | Maid? |
229 | 00:10:31,450 | 00:10:36,525 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
230 | 00:10:31,600 | 00:10:33,202 | in the worst production of "Nicholas nickleby" | in the worst production of "Nicholas nickleby" |
231 | 00:10:31,630 | 00:10:33,332 | Hello, Lana. Hello. | Hello, Lana. Hello. |
232 | 00:10:31,660 | 00:10:33,502 | and I'll see you guys later. | and I'll see you guys later. |
233 | 00:10:32,071 | 00:10:33,582 | I wear it with tights. | I wear it with tights. |
234 | 00:10:32,141 | 00:10:34,343 | Mrs. Gilmore says that Autumn is the time for sweaters and wool, | Mrs. Gilmore says that Autumn is the time for sweaters and wool, |
235 | 00:10:32,491 | 00:10:33,963 | Sister? Yeah, and it gets better. | Sister? Yeah, and it gets better. |
236 | 00:10:32,691 | 00:10:34,653 | If you're watching a Wednesday matinee of "deuce bigalow," | If you're watching a Wednesday matinee of "deuce bigalow," |
237 | 00:10:33,232 | 00:10:34,563 | known to man?! | known to man?! |
238 | 00:10:33,362 | 00:10:34,833 | Nice to see you. | Nice to see you. |
239 | 00:10:33,532 | 00:10:35,834 | Thanks, Lorelai. Yeah, thanks, hon. | Thanks, Lorelai. Yeah, thanks, hon. |
240 | 00:10:33,612 | 00:10:35,544 | But here I am thousands of miles away, | But here I am thousands of miles away, |
241 | 00:10:33,993 | 00:10:35,624 | In the ads I saw, the Rosie character | In the ads I saw, the Rosie character |
242 | 00:10:34,043 | 00:10:35,674 | This is not going to work. | This is not going to work. |
243 | 00:10:34,323 | 00:10:37,436 | No ice and light on the tonic. | No ice and light on the tonic. |
244 | 00:10:34,383 | 00:10:36,595 | not for sundresses and flipper-floppers. | not for sundresses and flipper-floppers. |
245 | 00:10:34,603 | 00:10:37,646 | That was like nine hours of pure hell! | That was like nine hours of pure hell! |
246 | 00:10:34,693 | 00:10:36,425 | you can yell "fire" all you want. | you can yell "fire" all you want. |
247 | 00:10:34,864 | 00:10:37,596 | Carole, hello. Great dress. | Carole, hello. Great dress. |
248 | 00:10:35,584 | 00:10:38,587 | stuck in a land of reindeer stew, and I'm loathe to cancel | stuck in a land of reindeer stew, and I'm loathe to cancel |
249 | 00:10:35,664 | 00:10:38,567 | was calling herself the sheriff and bragging about her sex life | was calling herself the sheriff and bragging about her sex life |
250 | 00:10:35,714 | 00:10:37,216 | Maid?! | Maid?! |
251 | 00:10:35,875 | 00:10:38,317 | I just need the invoice signed for the zucchini and I'm off. | I just need the invoice signed for the zucchini and I'm off. |
252 | 00:10:36,465 | 00:10:38,027 | Hell, you can start a fire, and no one will complain. | Hell, you can start a fire, and no one will complain. |
253 | 00:10:36,555 | 00:10:40,429 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
254 | 00:10:36,625 | 00:10:39,498 | Oh. Well, I don't really dress seasonally. | Oh. Well, I don't really dress seasonally. |
255 | 00:10:37,246 | 00:10:40,019 | A bath? A baptism is nothing like taking a bath! | A bath? A baptism is nothing like taking a bath! |
256 | 00:10:37,636 | 00:10:40,299 | Darla, does the pearls council know about you? | Darla, does the pearls council know about you? |
257 | 00:10:37,676 | 00:10:40,849 | And did I get to fake a heart attack during intermission? No! | And did I get to fake a heart attack during intermission? No! |
258 | 00:10:38,067 | 00:10:40,699 | So, how is your project going? Like gangbusters. | So, how is your project going? Like gangbusters. |
259 | 00:10:38,347 | 00:10:39,588 | You think I'm taking this zucchini? | You think I'm taking this zucchini? |
260 | 00:10:38,597 | 00:10:41,310 | and buying toilet seats. | and buying toilet seats. |
261 | 00:10:38,617 | 00:10:40,189 | because there's nothing constance betterton | because there's nothing constance betterton |
262 | 00:10:39,528 | 00:10:41,030 | I just sort of go with the flow. | I just sort of go with the flow. |
263 | 00:10:39,608 | 00:10:41,480 | You ordered them. You stressed them out. | You ordered them. You stressed them out. |
264 | 00:10:40,059 | 00:10:41,500 | I'm not saying it's a bath! | I'm not saying it's a bath! |
265 | 00:10:40,229 | 00:10:41,890 | would like more than for me to slip up | would like more than for me to slip up |
266 | 00:10:40,339 | 00:10:41,910 | Fabulous. | Fabulous. |
267 | 00:10:40,469 | 00:10:44,843 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
268 | 00:10:40,739 | 00:10:42,071 | Looks like it. You're getting rid of a ton. | Looks like it. You're getting rid of a ton. |
269 | 00:10:40,889 | 00:10:42,621 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
270 | 00:10:41,060 | 00:10:43,462 | That is what Mrs. Gilmore would like to correct. | That is what Mrs. Gilmore would like to correct. |
271 | 00:10:41,340 | 00:10:42,671 | And anjelica huston directed it. | And anjelica huston directed it. |
272 | 00:10:41,520 | 00:10:43,452 | I'm just saying if you don't believe | I'm just saying if you don't believe |
273 | 00:10:41,520 | 00:10:43,462 | Don't point that thing at me. I can tell. | Don't point that thing at me. I can tell. |
274 | 00:10:41,931 | 00:10:43,562 | so she can destroy my reputation, | so she can destroy my reputation, |
275 | 00:10:41,951 | 00:10:43,652 | Everything all right over here, ladies? | Everything all right over here, ladies? |
276 | 00:10:42,111 | 00:10:44,073 | No, no. Whoa, there, mister. | No, no. Whoa, there, mister. |
277 | 00:10:42,651 | 00:10:45,924 | There is a difference between nine hours and three full days. | There is a difference between nine hours and three full days. |
278 | 00:10:42,711 | 00:10:44,143 | Maerose directed it. | Maerose directed it. |
279 | 00:10:45,684 | 00:10:47,856 | Oh, Rory, perfect. | Oh, Rory, perfect. |
280 | 00:10:47,886 | 00:10:49,428 | Maybe you could help us with something. | Maybe you could help us with something. |
281 | 00:10:49,458 | 00:10:50,659 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
282 | 00:10:50,689 | 00:10:52,331 | We're admiring this plant here... | We're admiring this plant here... |
283 | 00:10:52,361 | 00:10:53,862 | This one with the waxy leaves... | This one with the waxy leaves... |
284 | 00:10:53,902 | 00:10:57,376 | And yet the name for it has gone right spot out of our heads. | And yet the name for it has gone right spot out of our heads. |
285 | 00:10:57,406 | 00:10:59,748 | I'm so sorry. I'm not sure what it's called. | I'm so sorry. I'm not sure what it's called. |
286 | 00:10:59,778 | 00:11:02,251 | But I promise to ask my grandmother and let you know. | But I promise to ask my grandmother and let you know. |
287 | 00:11:02,281 | 00:11:04,523 | Let me just get your phone number here. | Let me just get your phone number here. |
288 | 00:11:04,553 | 00:11:07,396 | Oops! Garnish. | Oops! Garnish. |
289 | 00:11:07,426 | 00:11:09,298 | You just can't get away from it, huh? | You just can't get away from it, huh? |
290 | 00:11:09,328 | 00:11:11,800 | Um, excuse me for a minute. | Um, excuse me for a minute. |
291 | 00:11:13,702 | 00:11:15,203 | Hey, I didn't know you were coming. | Hey, I didn't know you were coming. |
292 | 00:11:15,243 | 00:11:18,917 | Yeah. I forgot you had a thing today. | Yeah. I forgot you had a thing today. |
293 | 00:11:18,947 | 00:11:21,620 | Oh, it's okay, because now I get to show you off. | Oh, it's okay, because now I get to show you off. |
294 | 00:11:21,650 | 00:11:25,564 | Nancy, Lucy, I'd like to introduce Logan huntzberger. | Nancy, Lucy, I'd like to introduce Logan huntzberger. |
295 | 00:11:25,594 | 00:11:28,967 | Logan, this is Nancy osgood and Lucy faxton-field. | Logan, this is Nancy osgood and Lucy faxton-field. |
296 | 00:11:28,997 | 00:11:30,709 | How do you do, Logan? | How do you do, Logan? |
297 | 00:11:30,739 | 00:11:32,441 | It's such a pleasure to meet the young huntzberger. | It's such a pleasure to meet the young huntzberger. |
298 | 00:11:32,481 | 00:11:35,343 | Hey. | Hey. |
299 | 00:11:35,383 | 00:11:38,356 | Uh, Logan, I think I've told you about Nancy. | Uh, Logan, I think I've told you about Nancy. |
300 | 00:11:38,386 | 00:11:40,288 | She's the one who insists I look like Clara barton, | She's the one who insists I look like Clara barton, |
301 | 00:11:40,328 | 00:11:42,260 | which I'm still not sure is a compliment. | which I'm still not sure is a compliment. |
302 | 00:11:42,300 | 00:11:45,363 | Oh, it's a compliment of the highest order. | Oh, it's a compliment of the highest order. |
303 | 00:11:45,403 | 00:11:46,905 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
304 | 00:11:49,577 | 00:11:52,580 | Um, well, if you'll excuse us, | Um, well, if you'll excuse us, |
305 | 00:11:52,620 | 00:11:55,623 | I think I promised Logan one of the coveted salmon puffs. | I think I promised Logan one of the coveted salmon puffs. |
306 | 00:11:55,653 | 00:11:57,595 | So nice to meet you, Logan. | So nice to meet you, Logan. |
307 | 00:12:02,570 | 00:12:05,473 | Want some coffee? | Want some coffee? |
308 | 00:12:05,503 | 00:12:06,774 | With your scotch? | With your scotch? |
309 | 00:12:06,815 | 00:12:08,516 | I'm just not in the mood to deal with | I'm just not in the mood to deal with |
310 | 00:12:08,546 | 00:12:09,988 | this type of thing right now, these type of people. | this type of thing right now, these type of people. |
311 | 00:12:10,018 | 00:12:11,619 | Why? Did something happen? | Why? Did something happen? |
312 | 00:12:11,649 | 00:12:13,962 | So how long do you think this thing's gonna last? | So how long do you think this thing's gonna last? |
313 | 00:12:13,992 | 00:12:15,563 | Um, an hour, hour and a half tops, | Um, an hour, hour and a half tops, |
314 | 00:12:15,593 | 00:12:17,835 | and then 15 minutes for me to pay the caterers | and then 15 minutes for me to pay the caterers |
315 | 00:12:17,865 | 00:12:20,338 | and make sure the cleaning staff knows what to do. | and make sure the cleaning staff knows what to do. |
316 | 00:12:20,368 | 00:12:22,610 | Hey, why don't you go hang out in the pool house, | Hey, why don't you go hang out in the pool house, |
317 | 00:12:22,640 | 00:12:25,343 | and then I'll come out as soon as I finish up here? | and then I'll come out as soon as I finish up here? |
318 | 00:12:25,383 | 00:12:26,614 | Yeah, okay. | Yeah, okay. |
319 | 00:12:31,089 | 00:12:33,061 | We need coffee! | We need coffee! |
320 | 00:12:33,101 | 00:12:36,634 | There's no more coffee. Someone make some coffee! | There's no more coffee. Someone make some coffee! |
321 | 00:12:36,674 | 00:12:38,436 | Okay, Paul anka, dinnertime. | Okay, Paul anka, dinnertime. |
322 | 00:12:38,476 | 00:12:40,408 | You need to eat tonight, okay? | You need to eat tonight, okay? |
323 | 00:12:40,448 | 00:12:42,450 | Now, this is the kibble you like | Now, this is the kibble you like |
324 | 00:12:42,480 | 00:12:45,423 | in the nice, new, yellow bowl that you picked. | in the nice, new, yellow bowl that you picked. |
325 | 00:12:45,453 | 00:12:46,854 | I will now... | I will now... |
326 | 00:12:46,894 | 00:12:51,529 | I will now back out of the room so you can eat... | I will now back out of the room so you can eat... |
327 | 00:12:51,569 | 00:12:54,842 | In the dark, like you like. | In the dark, like you like. |
328 | 00:13:00,788 | 00:13:04,822 | Woman on TV: Cnn senior analyst Jeff greenfield is back. | Woman on TV: Cnn senior analyst Jeff greenfield is back. |
329 | 00:13:04,862 | 00:13:06,694 | You heard what these guys had to say. Where do you weigh in? | You heard what these guys had to say. Where do you weigh in? |
330 | 00:13:06,734 | 00:13:08,035 | I mean, overall, what happens next and who benefits? | I mean, overall, what happens next and who benefits? |
331 | 00:13:08,065 | 00:13:12,139 | Greenfield: The only thing, | Greenfield: The only thing, |
332 | 00:13:12,169 | 00:13:14,582 | given what's happened the last two months, | given what's happened the last two months, |
333 | 00:13:14,612 | 00:13:16,784 | that might surprise me is if a spacecraft | that might surprise me is if a spacecraft |
334 | 00:13:16,814 | 00:13:19,186 | landed in front of the state capitol in Sacramento | landed in front of the state capitol in Sacramento |
335 | 00:13:19,216 | 00:13:22,029 | and an alien got out and asked for a driver's license. | and an alien got out and asked for a driver's license. |
336 | 00:13:22,059 | 00:13:23,160 | [ Telephone rings, beeps ] | [ Telephone rings, beeps ] |
337 | 00:13:23,200 | 00:13:25,032 | Woman: We're sorry. | Woman: We're sorry. |
338 | 00:13:25,062 | 00:13:26,934 | You have reached a number that has been disconnected | You have reached a number that has been disconnected |
339 | 00:13:26,974 | 00:13:30,908 | or is no lo... [ dialing ] | or is no lo... [ dialing ] |
340 | 00:13:35,753 | 00:13:37,154 | [ Telephone rings, beeps ] | [ Telephone rings, beeps ] |
341 | 00:13:37,194 | 00:13:39,026 | We're sorry. | We're sorry. |
342 | 00:13:39,056 | 00:13:40,197 | You have reached a number that has been disconnected | You have reached a number that has been disconnected |
343 | 00:13:40,227 | 00:13:41,769 | or is no longer in service. | or is no longer in service. |
344 | 00:13:41,799 | 00:13:43,470 | If you feel... | If you feel... |
345 | 00:13:47,875 | 00:13:51,989 | ♪ She's a piratey soul full of vinegar and glitter ♪ | ♪ She's a piratey soul full of vinegar and glitter ♪ |
346 | 00:13:52,019 | 00:13:53,290 | so, I would cancel with him, darling. | so, I would cancel with him, darling. |
347 | 00:13:53,320 | 00:13:55,792 | Is that so difficult? | Is that so difficult? |
348 | 00:13:55,822 | 00:13:59,036 | I find the fact that you love him completely irrelevant. | I find the fact that you love him completely irrelevant. |
349 | 00:13:59,066 | 00:14:00,167 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
350 | 00:14:00,207 | 00:14:02,069 | Hey, is that my salmon puff? | Hey, is that my salmon puff? |
351 | 00:14:02,109 | 00:14:04,311 | Yeah. Anything is good in a puff. | Yeah. Anything is good in a puff. |
352 | 00:14:04,341 | 00:14:05,112 | Hi. Hi. | Hi. Hi. |
353 | 00:14:05,142 | 00:14:06,913 | Hey, Rory. | Hey, Rory. |
354 | 00:14:06,953 | 00:14:08,315 | Hey, Colin. I didn't know you guys were coming over. | Hey, Colin. I didn't know you guys were coming over. |
355 | 00:14:08,355 | 00:14:10,227 | I invited them over. I hope that's cool. | I invited them over. I hope that's cool. |
356 | 00:14:10,257 | 00:14:11,928 | Oh, yeah, of course it's cool. | Oh, yeah, of course it's cool. |
357 | 00:14:11,958 | 00:14:13,330 | I would have brought more puffs. | I would have brought more puffs. |
358 | 00:14:13,360 | 00:14:15,202 | You need a drink. | You need a drink. |
359 | 00:14:15,232 | 00:14:17,634 | Somebody give me a sonnet. Melissa's a poetry major. | Somebody give me a sonnet. Melissa's a poetry major. |
360 | 00:14:17,674 | 00:14:19,105 | There once was a gal from nantucket. | There once was a gal from nantucket. |
361 | 00:14:19,135 | 00:14:21,908 | Stop it, Colin. I'm not trying to propose. | Stop it, Colin. I'm not trying to propose. |
362 | 00:14:21,948 | 00:14:23,680 | Melissa, do you miss me, darling? | Melissa, do you miss me, darling? |
363 | 00:14:26,723 | 00:14:27,924 | Hi. | Hi. |
364 | 00:14:27,954 | 00:14:29,696 | Uh, Logan? Yes. | Uh, Logan? Yes. |
365 | 00:14:29,726 | 00:14:32,669 | Who's the skirt? Ah, that is Colin's roommate. | Who's the skirt? Ah, that is Colin's roommate. |
366 | 00:14:32,699 | 00:14:33,870 | He brought her back from Holland? | He brought her back from Holland? |
367 | 00:14:33,900 | 00:14:34,701 | Yes, he did. | Yes, he did. |
368 | 00:14:34,741 | 00:14:36,072 | Oh. | Oh. |
369 | 00:14:36,102 | 00:14:38,615 | Hi. I'm Rory. I've heard a lot about you. | Hi. I'm Rory. I've heard a lot about you. |
370 | 00:14:38,645 | 00:14:40,286 | She doesn't understand English. | She doesn't understand English. |
371 | 00:14:40,316 | 00:14:41,888 | Oh, sorry. | Oh, sorry. |
372 | 00:14:41,918 | 00:14:43,890 | Yes, aren't we all. Colin, rude. | Yes, aren't we all. Colin, rude. |
373 | 00:14:43,920 | 00:14:46,633 | Everywhere I go, everything I do... surprise... there she is. | Everywhere I go, everything I do... surprise... there she is. |
374 | 00:14:46,663 | 00:14:49,095 | Well, you brought her here. What did you expect? | Well, you brought her here. What did you expect? |
375 | 00:14:49,135 | 00:14:50,236 | When we were in the Netherlands, | When we were in the Netherlands, |
376 | 00:14:50,266 | 00:14:52,208 | she seemed so amazing, you know? | she seemed so amazing, you know? |
377 | 00:14:52,238 | 00:14:54,340 | But the minute we left, she began to lose her appeal. | But the minute we left, she began to lose her appeal. |
378 | 00:14:54,380 | 00:14:57,684 | Everything looks appealing when you're stumbling out of an Amsterdam coffee bar. | Everything looks appealing when you're stumbling out of an Amsterdam coffee bar. |
379 | 00:14:57,714 | 00:15:00,787 | Tell me about it. I spent half an hour hitting on a bike. | Tell me about it. I spent half an hour hitting on a bike. |
380 | 00:15:00,827 | 00:15:02,388 | Maria, you're the only one that can save me. | Maria, you're the only one that can save me. |
381 | 00:15:02,428 | 00:15:03,730 | Rory, you have to understand... | Rory, you have to understand... |
382 | 00:15:03,760 | 00:15:05,261 | Milkmaids are iconic over there. | Milkmaids are iconic over there. |
383 | 00:15:05,301 | 00:15:06,933 | They're practically Dutch superheroes. | They're practically Dutch superheroes. |
384 | 00:15:06,973 | 00:15:08,935 | Dating katrinka was like dating wonder woman. | Dating katrinka was like dating wonder woman. |
385 | 00:15:08,975 | 00:15:10,777 | Katrinka. | Katrinka. |
386 | 00:15:10,807 | 00:15:11,948 | He's gonna be hearing about that one for a long time. | He's gonna be hearing about that one for a long time. |
387 | 00:15:11,978 | 00:15:13,920 | Oh, I see. | Oh, I see. |
388 | 00:15:13,950 | 00:15:16,352 | Well, just so you know, I think you're an awfully sweet girl | Well, just so you know, I think you're an awfully sweet girl |
389 | 00:15:16,382 | 00:15:19,295 | to date a guy with such an unfortunate skin condition. | to date a guy with such an unfortunate skin condition. |
390 | 00:15:19,325 | 00:15:21,928 | Rory, any chance you're breaking up with Logan | Rory, any chance you're breaking up with Logan |
391 | 00:15:21,968 | 00:15:22,839 | in the next 20 minutes? | in the next 20 minutes? |
392 | 00:15:22,869 | 00:15:24,941 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
393 | 00:15:24,971 | 00:15:26,372 | Veronica... Finn. | Veronica... Finn. |
394 | 00:15:26,402 | 00:15:28,444 | Still engaged, darling? | Still engaged, darling? |
395 | 00:15:28,474 | 00:15:31,217 | Well, I am, too, but I'm not going to say in what. | Well, I am, too, but I'm not going to say in what. |
396 | 00:15:31,247 | 00:15:34,991 | So, this is a surprise, the guys being here and everything. | So, this is a surprise, the guys being here and everything. |
397 | 00:15:35,021 | 00:15:36,392 | Well, Colin just got back. I hadn't seen him. | Well, Colin just got back. I hadn't seen him. |
398 | 00:15:36,422 | 00:15:39,235 | Is that okay? Oh, yeah, it's fine. | Is that okay? Oh, yeah, it's fine. |
399 | 00:15:39,265 | 00:15:42,778 | I just... you seemed like you were in a bad mood earlier. | I just... you seemed like you were in a bad mood earlier. |
400 | 00:15:42,808 | 00:15:44,510 | Well, this is how you get out of a bad mood, ace. | Well, this is how you get out of a bad mood, ace. |
401 | 00:15:44,540 | 00:15:46,082 | Hey, let's get something to eat. I'm starving. | Hey, let's get something to eat. I'm starving. |
402 | 00:15:46,112 | 00:15:49,255 | Yes. Chinese food. No dairy in Chinese food. | Yes. Chinese food. No dairy in Chinese food. |
403 | 00:15:49,285 | 00:15:51,457 | Perfect. General Lee's has that adorable waitress | Perfect. General Lee's has that adorable waitress |
404 | 00:15:51,487 | 00:15:53,259 | with a very tiny intellect. Let's go. | with a very tiny intellect. Let's go. |
405 | 00:15:53,299 | 00:15:54,900 | General Lee's? General Lee's. | General Lee's? General Lee's. |
406 | 00:15:54,930 | 00:15:56,872 | Just give me a minute, and I'll go change. | Just give me a minute, and I'll go change. |
407 | 00:15:56,902 | 00:15:58,234 | No way, you've got that hot librarian thing going on. | No way, you've got that hot librarian thing going on. |
408 | 00:15:58,274 | 00:16:00,546 | I like it. Grab a book. Let's go. | I like it. Grab a book. Let's go. |
409 | 00:16:00,576 | 00:16:02,448 | Finn: I've got shotgun. | Finn: I've got shotgun. |
410 | 00:16:02,478 | 00:16:03,549 | No, you don't. You're driving. | No, you don't. You're driving. |
411 | 00:16:03,579 | 00:16:05,781 | I can reach over to steer. | I can reach over to steer. |
412 | 00:16:07,092 | 00:16:10,826 | Uh, Colin, you forgot your milkmaid. | Uh, Colin, you forgot your milkmaid. |
413 | 00:16:15,140 | 00:16:17,242 | Okay, room 5 just checked out, | Okay, room 5 just checked out, |
414 | 00:16:17,272 | 00:16:19,114 | so let's give that to Jackson's sister Adele. | so let's give that to Jackson's sister Adele. |
415 | 00:16:19,144 | 00:16:20,846 | Put cousin Rachel in room 3 | Put cousin Rachel in room 3 |
416 | 00:16:20,886 | 00:16:24,389 | and aunt pat and uncle rusty in room 6. | and aunt pat and uncle rusty in room 6. |
417 | 00:16:24,420 | 00:16:27,463 | Okay, that's two people in room 6. | Okay, that's two people in room 6. |
418 | 00:16:27,493 | 00:16:29,595 | Aunt pat and uncle rusty, they're gonna need two keys. | Aunt pat and uncle rusty, they're gonna need two keys. |
419 | 00:16:29,635 | 00:16:31,306 | I gave them one. They can share. | I gave them one. They can share. |
420 | 00:16:31,336 | 00:16:33,138 | It's the least the freeloading Hicks can do. | It's the least the freeloading Hicks can do. |
421 | 00:16:33,178 | 00:16:35,240 | They're not freeloading Hicks. They're our guests. | They're not freeloading Hicks. They're our guests. |
422 | 00:16:35,280 | 00:16:37,082 | They are moochers. | They are moochers. |
423 | 00:16:37,112 | 00:16:40,425 | They go supermarket-hopping to gorge themselves on free samples | They go supermarket-hopping to gorge themselves on free samples |
424 | 00:16:40,455 | 00:16:43,198 | and get their perfume from magazine inserts. | and get their perfume from magazine inserts. |
425 | 00:16:43,228 | 00:16:46,631 | You can recognize them from the paper cuts on their wrists. | You can recognize them from the paper cuts on their wrists. |
426 | 00:16:46,662 | 00:16:48,373 | Jackson not here yet? | Jackson not here yet? |
427 | 00:16:48,403 | 00:16:50,946 | No, but his family's arrival is imminent, | No, but his family's arrival is imminent, |
428 | 00:16:50,976 | 00:16:53,578 | so I'm off to nail the furniture to the floor. | so I'm off to nail the furniture to the floor. |
429 | 00:16:53,618 | 00:16:56,351 | I don't believe it. The whole clan will be here any minute. | I don't believe it. The whole clan will be here any minute. |
430 | 00:16:56,381 | 00:16:58,553 | Sookie, relax. I can't relax. It's Jackson's family. | Sookie, relax. I can't relax. It's Jackson's family. |
431 | 00:16:58,593 | 00:17:01,366 | I try to say nice things to them, but they misinterpret it | I try to say nice things to them, but they misinterpret it |
432 | 00:17:01,396 | 00:17:02,998 | and they think I'm insulting them. | and they think I'm insulting them. |
433 | 00:17:03,038 | 00:17:04,469 | So I've tried being really quiet, | So I've tried being really quiet, |
434 | 00:17:04,499 | 00:17:07,072 | and then they get all like, "why are you so quiet?" | and then they get all like, "why are you so quiet?" |
435 | 00:17:07,112 | 00:17:09,144 | So I overcompensate and start cracking jokes | So I overcompensate and start cracking jokes |
436 | 00:17:09,174 | 00:17:12,087 | like I'm carrot top, and I start doing funny things with props. | like I'm carrot top, and I start doing funny things with props. |
437 | 00:17:12,117 | 00:17:14,089 | I hate prop comedy. We all do, honey. | I hate prop comedy. We all do, honey. |
438 | 00:17:14,119 | 00:17:15,690 | They're right behind me. | They're right behind me. |
439 | 00:17:15,720 | 00:17:18,163 | Jackson, you almost left me bufferless. What happened? | Jackson, you almost left me bufferless. What happened? |
440 | 00:17:18,193 | 00:17:20,035 | Aphids happened, all over my tomatoes. | Aphids happened, all over my tomatoes. |
441 | 00:17:20,065 | 00:17:21,636 | And I was squirting them, and they're multiplying, | And I was squirting them, and they're multiplying, |
442 | 00:17:21,666 | 00:17:23,038 | and I lost track of time. | and I lost track of time. |
443 | 00:17:23,078 | 00:17:24,509 | So I start racing over here on foot, | So I start racing over here on foot, |
444 | 00:17:24,539 | 00:17:26,441 | and I saw Bo's minivan just in front of me, | and I saw Bo's minivan just in front of me, |
445 | 00:17:26,481 | 00:17:27,712 | so I cut through the thicket, | so I cut through the thicket, |
446 | 00:17:27,752 | 00:17:29,284 | and you know how I hate the thicket, | and you know how I hate the thicket, |
447 | 00:17:29,314 | 00:17:31,025 | just so I could get here first. | just so I could get here first. |
448 | 00:17:31,055 | 00:17:33,198 | Oh, my god, my breath. I can't catch my breath. | Oh, my god, my breath. I can't catch my breath. |
449 | 00:17:33,228 | 00:17:35,230 | I'm breathing out, but I can't breathe in. | I'm breathing out, but I can't breathe in. |
450 | 00:17:35,260 | 00:17:37,432 | Okay, Jackson, calm down. You're here, right? | Okay, Jackson, calm down. You're here, right? |
451 | 00:17:37,472 | 00:17:39,504 | He's here. Your buffer's here. | He's here. Your buffer's here. |
452 | 00:17:39,534 | 00:17:42,347 | I got my buffer. It'll be okay. | I got my buffer. It'll be okay. |
453 | 00:17:42,377 | 00:17:46,250 | Okay, so, did you tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm? | Okay, so, did you tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm? |
454 | 00:17:46,281 | 00:17:49,123 | No, he's your family. You tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm. | No, he's your family. You tell hmm-hmm about hmm-hmm. |
455 | 00:17:49,153 | 00:17:51,426 | Why do I get the feeling I'm at least one of the "hmm-hmm" s? | Why do I get the feeling I'm at least one of the "hmm-hmm" s? |
456 | 00:17:51,466 | 00:17:54,038 | Lorelai, we need to tell you something. | Lorelai, we need to tell you something. |
457 | 00:17:54,068 | 00:17:56,070 | Remember my brother Bo? | Remember my brother Bo? |
458 | 00:17:56,100 | 00:17:59,043 | Uh, dark hair, coarse stubble, Jefferson Davis tattoo? | Uh, dark hair, coarse stubble, Jefferson Davis tattoo? |
459 | 00:17:59,073 | 00:18:00,515 | He thinks you're a nympho. A what? | He thinks you're a nympho. A what? |
460 | 00:18:00,545 | 00:18:02,216 | It's short for nymphomaniac. | It's short for nymphomaniac. |
461 | 00:18:02,246 | 00:18:03,618 | It means you really dig the fellas. | It means you really dig the fellas. |
462 | 00:18:03,658 | 00:18:05,389 | I know what it means, but how? | I know what it means, but how? |
463 | 00:18:05,419 | 00:18:07,161 | I didn't say two words to the guy when I met him. | I didn't say two words to the guy when I met him. |
464 | 00:18:07,191 | 00:18:09,063 | I said one... hi. | I said one... hi. |
465 | 00:18:09,093 | 00:18:11,235 | And that was not in response to, "what's your sex drive like?" | And that was not in response to, "what's your sex drive like?" |
466 | 00:18:11,265 | 00:18:12,537 | Cousin rune told him. | Cousin rune told him. |
467 | 00:18:12,567 | 00:18:14,679 | Rune... short guy, light hair, | Rune... short guy, light hair, |
468 | 00:18:14,709 | 00:18:16,540 | thought marijuana gave your salad zest? | thought marijuana gave your salad zest? |
469 | 00:18:16,581 | 00:18:19,313 | That's the one. Bo said rune said you're a horn dog. | That's the one. Bo said rune said you're a horn dog. |
470 | 00:18:19,353 | 00:18:20,554 | A horn dog? | A horn dog? |
471 | 00:18:20,584 | 00:18:22,657 | His word, not mine. His family, not mine. | His word, not mine. His family, not mine. |
472 | 00:18:23,627 | 00:18:25,099 | Mom! | Mom! |
473 | 00:18:25,129 | 00:18:25,830 | Buffer. | Buffer. |
474 | 00:18:25,860 | 00:18:27,571 | Welcome to the dragonfly. | Welcome to the dragonfly. |
475 | 00:18:27,601 | 00:18:29,403 | Hi, everybody. | Hi, everybody. |
476 | 00:18:29,433 | 00:18:34,248 | Oh, my, that's quite a bit of luggage for three days. | Oh, my, that's quite a bit of luggage for three days. |
477 | 00:18:34,278 | 00:18:36,750 | You are just staying three days, aren't you? | You are just staying three days, aren't you? |
478 | 00:18:36,781 | 00:18:39,093 | That's right, little brother... three days. | That's right, little brother... three days. |
479 | 00:18:39,123 | 00:18:40,394 | Why don't you all relax. | Why don't you all relax. |
480 | 00:18:40,424 | 00:18:42,426 | I'll take care of checking us in. | I'll take care of checking us in. |
481 | 00:18:43,868 | 00:18:45,499 | Well, hello, I.G. | Well, hello, I.G. |
482 | 00:18:45,539 | 00:18:47,771 | Welcome to the dragonfly inn. Welcome to Bo. | Welcome to the dragonfly inn. Welcome to Bo. |
483 | 00:18:47,811 | 00:18:49,743 | Nice sunglasses. Very "risky business." | Nice sunglasses. Very "risky business." |
484 | 00:18:49,773 | 00:18:52,646 | Risky business, huh? Are you into risky business? | Risky business, huh? Are you into risky business? |
485 | 00:18:52,686 | 00:18:54,488 | No. All of a sudden I hate it. | No. All of a sudden I hate it. |
486 | 00:18:54,518 | 00:18:56,590 | Tom Cruise in his underwear makes me want to barf. | Tom Cruise in his underwear makes me want to barf. |
487 | 00:18:56,620 | 00:18:57,831 | Would you like to register? | Would you like to register? |
488 | 00:18:57,861 | 00:18:59,863 | I would love to. | I would love to. |
489 | 00:19:03,407 | 00:19:04,708 | You just signed the blotter. | You just signed the blotter. |
490 | 00:19:04,738 | 00:19:06,280 | Oh, whoops. | Oh, whoops. |
491 | 00:19:06,310 | 00:19:09,183 | Sorry. I was distracted. | Sorry. I was distracted. |
492 | 00:19:09,213 | 00:19:11,355 | Well, um, you're in room 7, so just take a right | Well, um, you're in room 7, so just take a right |
493 | 00:19:11,385 | 00:19:13,297 | at the top of the stairs and enjoy your stay. | at the top of the stairs and enjoy your stay. |
494 | 00:19:13,327 | 00:19:14,858 | Well, aren't you accommodating. | Well, aren't you accommodating. |
495 | 00:19:14,898 | 00:19:17,871 | I guess I'll just go get my duffel bag out of the minivan. | I guess I'll just go get my duffel bag out of the minivan. |
496 | 00:19:17,901 | 00:19:19,503 | That's the first time | That's the first time |
497 | 00:19:19,533 | 00:19:22,276 | I ever heard the word "duffel" sound dirty. | I ever heard the word "duffel" sound dirty. |
498 | 00:19:22,306 | 00:19:24,478 | I am so, so sorry. | I am so, so sorry. |
499 | 00:19:24,518 | 00:19:25,949 | All right, here are their keys. | All right, here are their keys. |
500 | 00:19:25,979 | 00:19:28,422 | Names are on the envelopes. They can go up any time. | Names are on the envelopes. They can go up any time. |
501 | 00:19:28,452 | 00:19:30,594 | I am so, so sorry. | I am so, so sorry. |
502 | 00:19:30,624 | 00:19:33,296 | Ooh, uncle Artie hugged me too long. | Ooh, uncle Artie hugged me too long. |
503 | 00:19:33,336 | 00:19:34,698 | Lorelai checked Bo in. | Lorelai checked Bo in. |
504 | 00:19:34,738 | 00:19:37,411 | We are so, so sorry. | We are so, so sorry. |
505 | 00:19:37,441 | 00:19:39,372 | Keys! Let's get them upstairs. | Keys! Let's get them upstairs. |
506 | 00:19:39,412 | 00:19:41,445 | I got your keys, everybody. Come and get them. | I got your keys, everybody. Come and get them. |
507 | 00:19:41,485 | 00:19:43,457 | Come and get them. | Come and get them. |
508 | 00:19:49,332 | 00:19:51,404 | Just thought I'd give you my room number, Princess. | Just thought I'd give you my room number, Princess. |
509 | 00:19:51,434 | 00:19:53,977 | I have it. Remember, I checked you in about a minute ago? | I have it. Remember, I checked you in about a minute ago? |
510 | 00:19:54,007 | 00:19:56,479 | All right, then. See you soon. | All right, then. See you soon. |
511 | 00:20:00,654 | 00:20:02,285 | [ Exhales sharply ] | [ Exhales sharply ] |
512 | 00:20:06,930 | 00:20:08,531 | He asleep? He's waiting for his muse. | He asleep? He's waiting for his muse. |
513 | 00:20:08,571 | 00:20:10,643 | Don't say it like that. Like what? | Don't say it like that. Like what? |
514 | 00:20:10,673 | 00:20:13,546 | All condescending. It's not cool. I wasn't condescending. | All condescending. It's not cool. I wasn't condescending. |
515 | 00:20:13,576 | 00:20:16,049 | Songwriting is about making yourself open and vulnerable | Songwriting is about making yourself open and vulnerable |
516 | 00:20:16,079 | 00:20:17,991 | so that the lyrics come out true. | so that the lyrics come out true. |
517 | 00:20:18,021 | 00:20:19,953 | If I'm being sensitive, that's a by-product of my craft. | If I'm being sensitive, that's a by-product of my craft. |
518 | 00:20:19,993 | 00:20:21,394 | I hear you. | I hear you. |
519 | 00:20:21,424 | 00:20:22,926 | Okay, now you just patronized me. | Okay, now you just patronized me. |
520 | 00:20:22,966 | 00:20:24,537 | I wasn't patronizing you. | I wasn't patronizing you. |
521 | 00:20:24,567 | 00:20:26,339 | Carry on. | Carry on. |
522 | 00:20:26,369 | 00:20:27,740 | What's with her being all dismissive? | What's with her being all dismissive? |
523 | 00:20:27,770 | 00:20:28,942 | Hey, you want to get more fries? | Hey, you want to get more fries? |
524 | 00:20:28,972 | 00:20:31,744 | Oh! Yes! Yes! | Oh! Yes! Yes! |
525 | 00:20:31,784 | 00:20:33,586 | Dude, you said "fries," and it hit me. | Dude, you said "fries," and it hit me. |
526 | 00:20:33,616 | 00:20:35,888 | Really? Quick, get this down. | Really? Quick, get this down. |
527 | 00:20:35,918 | 00:20:37,360 | Go. | Go. |
528 | 00:20:37,390 | 00:20:40,633 | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ |
529 | 00:20:40,663 | 00:20:41,904 | wait, what? | wait, what? |
530 | 00:20:41,934 | 00:20:43,576 | Just get it down before I forget it. | Just get it down before I forget it. |
531 | 00:20:43,606 | 00:20:46,008 | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ |
532 | 00:20:46,038 | 00:20:47,410 | it's not lyrics. | it's not lyrics. |
533 | 00:20:47,450 | 00:20:48,911 | Duh, it's a melody. Come on. | Duh, it's a melody. Come on. |
534 | 00:20:48,951 | 00:20:50,983 | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ |
535 | 00:20:51,023 | 00:20:52,555 | okay, okay. | okay, okay. |
536 | 00:20:52,585 | 00:20:54,026 | Get it? I think so. | Get it? I think so. |
537 | 00:20:54,056 | 00:20:56,829 | Up, down, further down, little higher up, down a smidge. | Up, down, further down, little higher up, down a smidge. |
538 | 00:20:56,859 | 00:20:58,931 | Brian! I don't read music. | Brian! I don't read music. |
539 | 00:20:58,971 | 00:21:01,544 | Great. Lane, come here. | Great. Lane, come here. |
540 | 00:21:01,574 | 00:21:03,145 | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ |
541 | 00:21:03,175 | 00:21:04,847 | what? I need your cellphone | what? I need your cellphone |
542 | 00:21:04,877 | 00:21:06,679 | so I can call home and leave a tune on our machine. | so I can call home and leave a tune on our machine. |
543 | 00:21:06,719 | 00:21:08,050 | I don't bring my cellphone to work. | I don't bring my cellphone to work. |
544 | 00:21:08,090 | 00:21:09,522 | Ohh! | Ohh! |
545 | 00:21:09,552 | 00:21:12,164 | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ | ♪ Ah ah ah ah-ah oh-oh-oooh ♪ |
546 | 00:21:12,194 | 00:21:14,767 | um, you're starting to freak out some of the customers. | um, you're starting to freak out some of the customers. |
547 | 00:21:14,797 | 00:21:17,940 | I just want you to know I feel really helpless right now. | I just want you to know I feel really helpless right now. |
548 | 00:21:17,970 | 00:21:19,972 | Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. | Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. |
549 | 00:21:20,012 | 00:21:21,914 | Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. | Luke, Luke, Luke, look, look, look. |
550 | 00:21:21,944 | 00:21:24,056 | That was kind of funny. It just came out. | That was kind of funny. It just came out. |
551 | 00:21:24,086 | 00:21:25,658 | Sookie, I'm working. I know. | Sookie, I'm working. I know. |
552 | 00:21:25,688 | 00:21:27,459 | I just came by to show you this. | I just came by to show you this. |
553 | 00:21:27,489 | 00:21:29,632 | What's that? This is a vintage cake-topper... | What's that? This is a vintage cake-topper... |
554 | 00:21:29,662 | 00:21:32,965 | Porcelain bisque, hand-painted I think in the 1940s. | Porcelain bisque, hand-painted I think in the 1940s. |
555 | 00:21:33,005 | 00:21:35,477 | Shoulder pads on the shoulders. | Shoulder pads on the shoulders. |
556 | 00:21:35,507 | 00:21:38,580 | I found it at a flea market this morning... it's perfect. | I found it at a flea market this morning... it's perfect. |
557 | 00:21:38,610 | 00:21:40,883 | Perfect for what? For your and Lorelai's wedding cake. | Perfect for what? For your and Lorelai's wedding cake. |
558 | 00:21:40,923 | 00:21:41,954 | Oh, well, that's nice. | Oh, well, that's nice. |
559 | 00:21:41,984 | 00:21:43,555 | Nice? Nice? | Nice? Nice? |
560 | 00:21:43,595 | 00:21:46,799 | It's not nice... It's fate. Look. | It's not nice... It's fate. Look. |
561 | 00:21:46,829 | 00:21:49,071 | Perhaps this looks familiar. | Perhaps this looks familiar. |
562 | 00:21:49,101 | 00:21:50,002 | His butt. | His butt. |
563 | 00:21:50,032 | 00:21:51,774 | It's your butt. | It's your butt. |
564 | 00:21:51,804 | 00:21:54,146 | It's your butt, Luke. It's your butt. | It's your butt, Luke. It's your butt. |
565 | 00:21:54,176 | 00:21:56,879 | Stop screaming, "it's your butt." People are eating. | Stop screaming, "it's your butt." People are eating. |
566 | 00:21:56,919 | 00:21:58,690 | What are the odds of me finding a cake-topper | What are the odds of me finding a cake-topper |
567 | 00:21:58,720 | 00:22:00,592 | with exactly your butt? | with exactly your butt? |
568 | 00:22:00,622 | 00:22:03,125 | Turkey burger with Swiss. | Turkey burger with Swiss. |
569 | 00:22:03,165 | 00:22:04,796 | Oh, when I found this topper, | Oh, when I found this topper, |
570 | 00:22:04,836 | 00:22:07,099 | your whole cake came to me, like in a vision... | your whole cake came to me, like in a vision... |
571 | 00:22:07,139 | 00:22:08,770 | White and sparkly | White and sparkly |
572 | 00:22:08,810 | 00:22:11,713 | with beautiful daisies made of fondant on the top. | with beautiful daisies made of fondant on the top. |
573 | 00:22:11,743 | 00:22:13,785 | Cow burger with cheddar. | Cow burger with cheddar. |
574 | 00:22:13,815 | 00:22:15,257 | So, now that I know the cake, | So, now that I know the cake, |
575 | 00:22:15,287 | 00:22:17,829 | all you have to do is set the date. | all you have to do is set the date. |
576 | 00:22:17,859 | 00:22:20,162 | When is the date? I don't know. | When is the date? I don't know. |
577 | 00:22:20,192 | 00:22:21,703 | What do you mean, you don't know? | What do you mean, you don't know? |
578 | 00:22:21,733 | 00:22:23,205 | I mean I don't know. | I mean I don't know. |
579 | 00:22:23,235 | 00:22:26,007 | Luke, miss manners said you're not really engaged | Luke, miss manners said you're not really engaged |
580 | 00:22:26,037 | 00:22:27,949 | until you have a ring and a date. | until you have a ring and a date. |
581 | 00:22:27,979 | 00:22:31,052 | Yeah, and it's tacky to drink from a can, but there you go. | Yeah, and it's tacky to drink from a can, but there you go. |
582 | 00:22:31,082 | 00:22:32,284 | Luke, please. | Luke, please. |
583 | 00:22:32,324 | 00:22:34,155 | Look, you know the drill here, Sookie. | Look, you know the drill here, Sookie. |
584 | 00:22:34,195 | 00:22:35,797 | We're not setting a date | We're not setting a date |
585 | 00:22:35,827 | 00:22:38,199 | until things are settled between Lorelai and Rory. | until things are settled between Lorelai and Rory. |
586 | 00:22:38,229 | 00:22:40,702 | And when exactly is that going to be? I don't know. | And when exactly is that going to be? I don't know. |
587 | 00:22:40,742 | 00:22:43,074 | Well, what do you plan to do about it? Nothing. | Well, what do you plan to do about it? Nothing. |
588 | 00:22:43,104 | 00:22:45,046 | Nothing? What kind of an answer is that? | Nothing? What kind of an answer is that? |
589 | 00:22:45,076 | 00:22:46,177 | Sookie, it's between them. | Sookie, it's between them. |
590 | 00:22:46,217 | 00:22:48,289 | Me and my butt are staying out of it. | Me and my butt are staying out of it. |
591 | 00:22:48,319 | 00:22:50,221 | Oh, come on. This whole non-talking thing | Oh, come on. This whole non-talking thing |
592 | 00:22:50,251 | 00:22:53,024 | between Lorelai and Rory is ridiculous, and you know it. | between Lorelai and Rory is ridiculous, and you know it. |
593 | 00:22:53,064 | 00:22:54,265 | I do know it. | I do know it. |
594 | 00:22:54,295 | 00:22:55,797 | Grilled cheese, double order of fries. | Grilled cheese, double order of fries. |
595 | 00:22:55,837 | 00:22:57,268 | Well, all I can say | Well, all I can say |
596 | 00:22:57,298 | 00:22:59,611 | is that those two better make up before your butt falls | is that those two better make up before your butt falls |
597 | 00:22:59,641 | 00:23:01,913 | and this gorgeous antique cake-topper | and this gorgeous antique cake-topper |
598 | 00:23:01,943 | 00:23:05,386 | is nothing more than a kitschy piece of junk from the 1940s. | is nothing more than a kitschy piece of junk from the 1940s. |
599 | 00:23:05,416 | 00:23:08,129 | [ Car horn honks ] Crap. I got to go. | [ Car horn honks ] Crap. I got to go. |
600 | 00:23:08,159 | 00:23:10,962 | I left Jackson's mother in the car. | I left Jackson's mother in the car. |
601 | 00:23:11,002 | 00:23:13,835 | Maybe I should have cracked the window. | Maybe I should have cracked the window. |
602 | 00:23:14,906 | 00:23:18,750 | ♪ Oh oh-oh oh ♪ oh-oh oh | ♪ Oh oh-oh oh ♪ oh-oh oh |
603 | 00:23:22,754 | 00:23:25,226 | hi, Mrs. Lamkin. | hi, Mrs. Lamkin. |
604 | 00:23:32,273 | 00:23:34,115 | What is going on? What is that? | What is going on? What is that? |
605 | 00:23:34,145 | 00:23:38,419 | Hey, this is the g5 dual 2.3 with a one-gig ram upgrade. | Hey, this is the g5 dual 2.3 with a one-gig ram upgrade. |
606 | 00:23:38,449 | 00:23:42,463 | This 3 1/2-inch aluminum casing houses a 300-gig hard drive. | This 3 1/2-inch aluminum casing houses a 300-gig hard drive. |
607 | 00:23:42,493 | 00:23:43,864 | And we got pro tools, too. | And we got pro tools, too. |
608 | 00:23:43,894 | 00:23:45,096 | We're gonna be able to record | We're gonna be able to record |
609 | 00:23:45,136 | 00:23:46,467 | like a million tracks every song. | like a million tracks every song. |
610 | 00:23:46,497 | 00:23:48,139 | We can burn, mix, and edit our own cds. | We can burn, mix, and edit our own cds. |
611 | 00:23:48,169 | 00:23:49,770 | It's gonna be nuts. | It's gonna be nuts. |
612 | 00:23:49,810 | 00:23:51,712 | Yeah, just as soon as we figure out how to turn it on. | Yeah, just as soon as we figure out how to turn it on. |
613 | 00:23:51,742 | 00:23:53,784 | But how? When did...? | But how? When did...? |
614 | 00:23:55,015 | 00:23:57,258 | Oh, my god! The tour money! | Oh, my god! The tour money! |
615 | 00:23:59,090 | 00:24:03,033 | Lane: You went into my underwear drawer?! | Lane: You went into my underwear drawer?! |
616 | 00:24:03,063 | 00:24:05,806 | I cannot believe that you went into my underwear drawer. | I cannot believe that you went into my underwear drawer. |
617 | 00:24:05,836 | 00:24:07,948 | But that's where the tour money was. | But that's where the tour money was. |
618 | 00:24:07,978 | 00:24:09,450 | But that was my underwear drawer. | But that was my underwear drawer. |
619 | 00:24:09,480 | 00:24:11,151 | It was business, not pleasure, Lane. | It was business, not pleasure, Lane. |
620 | 00:24:11,181 | 00:24:13,854 | I had my eyes closed the entire time. It was all by feel. | I had my eyes closed the entire time. It was all by feel. |
621 | 00:24:13,894 | 00:24:15,526 | That was my room, my private inner sanctum, | That was my room, my private inner sanctum, |
622 | 00:24:15,556 | 00:24:17,358 | and you ransacked it. | and you ransacked it. |
623 | 00:24:17,398 | 00:24:20,771 | The fact that you felt you had to hide the tour money from us | The fact that you felt you had to hide the tour money from us |
624 | 00:24:20,801 | 00:24:22,272 | is pretty insulting. | is pretty insulting. |
625 | 00:24:22,302 | 00:24:25,075 | Yeah, and that money was for recording equipment, anyway. | Yeah, and that money was for recording equipment, anyway. |
626 | 00:24:25,115 | 00:24:27,818 | But did you at least shop around? | But did you at least shop around? |
627 | 00:24:27,848 | 00:24:30,451 | I mean, did you go through the stack of research I have | I mean, did you go through the stack of research I have |
628 | 00:24:30,491 | 00:24:32,062 | on recording equipment, cost comparisons, | on recording equipment, cost comparisons, |
629 | 00:24:32,092 | 00:24:33,293 | audio magazine articles? | audio magazine articles? |
630 | 00:24:33,323 | 00:24:34,935 | Did you happen to look at any of that? | Did you happen to look at any of that? |
631 | 00:24:34,965 | 00:24:36,867 | Jeez, we didn't go through all your stuff, Lane. | Jeez, we didn't go through all your stuff, Lane. |
632 | 00:24:36,897 | 00:24:39,810 | I can't believe you spent 9 grand without talking to me. | I can't believe you spent 9 grand without talking to me. |
633 | 00:24:39,840 | 00:24:42,042 | It wasn't the plan... We just cruised by the store | It wasn't the plan... We just cruised by the store |
634 | 00:24:42,082 | 00:24:44,985 | to get a microcassette recorder so I could preserve my tunes. | to get a microcassette recorder so I could preserve my tunes. |
635 | 00:24:45,015 | 00:24:47,287 | And there was this salesguy... a great guy. | And there was this salesguy... a great guy. |
636 | 00:24:47,317 | 00:24:49,159 | And we ended up talking to him about music. | And we ended up talking to him about music. |
637 | 00:24:49,189 | 00:24:50,901 | And Zach sang him his tune. | And Zach sang him his tune. |
638 | 00:24:50,931 | 00:24:53,003 | Which he totally dug. Reminded him of early smiths. | Which he totally dug. Reminded him of early smiths. |
639 | 00:24:53,033 | 00:24:54,905 | Great guy. He was, and he was like, | Great guy. He was, and he was like, |
640 | 00:24:54,935 | 00:24:56,206 | "you should get this." | "you should get this." |
641 | 00:24:56,236 | 00:24:58,048 | And he was like, "this is the last day | And he was like, "this is the last day |
642 | 00:24:58,078 | 00:25:00,250 | of our once-a-year sale, and everything's 30% off," | of our once-a-year sale, and everything's 30% off," |
643 | 00:25:00,280 | 00:25:01,922 | and he showed us this whole system. | and he showed us this whole system. |
644 | 00:25:01,952 | 00:25:03,553 | He spent like an hour with us. | He spent like an hour with us. |
645 | 00:25:03,583 | 00:25:05,395 | Totally great guy. He thinks we're gonna be huge. | Totally great guy. He thinks we're gonna be huge. |
646 | 00:25:05,425 | 00:25:07,327 | Was there change? Huh? | Was there change? Huh? |
647 | 00:25:07,357 | 00:25:09,369 | Did the totally great guy give you any change? | Did the totally great guy give you any change? |
648 | 00:25:11,571 | 00:25:14,444 | Ohh! | Ohh! |
649 | 00:25:14,474 | 00:25:18,118 | She totally would have liked him. 'Cause he was a great guy. | She totally would have liked him. 'Cause he was a great guy. |
650 | 00:25:18,148 | 00:25:19,619 | I believe Jackson's aunt pat | I believe Jackson's aunt pat |
651 | 00:25:19,649 | 00:25:22,292 | is borrowing DVDs from our collection | is borrowing DVDs from our collection |
652 | 00:25:22,322 | 00:25:27,337 | and secretly burning copies for her own DVD library. | and secretly burning copies for her own DVD library. |
653 | 00:25:27,367 | 00:25:30,070 | What makes you think she's not watchi the DVDs? | What makes you think she's not watchi the DVDs? |
654 | 00:25:30,110 | 00:25:31,241 | The belleville's are freeloaders, | The belleville's are freeloaders, |
655 | 00:25:31,281 | 00:25:32,942 | the whole lot of them. | the whole lot of them. |
656 | 00:25:32,982 | 00:25:36,956 | They are as cheap as tan panty hose with white sandals. | They are as cheap as tan panty hose with white sandals. |
657 | 00:25:36,986 | 00:25:39,629 | Plus, I believe they have emptied all the booze | Plus, I believe they have emptied all the booze |
658 | 00:25:39,659 | 00:25:42,632 | from the minibars upstairs into their own flask | from the minibars upstairs into their own flask |
659 | 00:25:42,662 | 00:25:46,035 | and then refilled the bottles with water. | and then refilled the bottles with water. |
660 | 00:25:46,075 | 00:25:47,477 | Can I interest you in a sick day? | Can I interest you in a sick day? |
661 | 00:25:47,507 | 00:25:50,380 | Pssh, I would not give them the satisfaction. | Pssh, I would not give them the satisfaction. |
662 | 00:25:50,410 | 00:25:55,295 | Oh, how proud a family reunion must be for you. | Oh, how proud a family reunion must be for you. |
663 | 00:25:55,325 | 00:25:57,397 | He's snarky. And sarcastic. | He's snarky. And sarcastic. |
664 | 00:25:57,427 | 00:25:59,369 | He's sarcastic. Hey, do you have a minute? | He's sarcastic. Hey, do you have a minute? |
665 | 00:25:59,399 | 00:26:01,641 | I want to ask you something kind of important. | I want to ask you something kind of important. |
666 | 00:26:01,671 | 00:26:03,973 | Sure, I've got nothing but minutes. | Sure, I've got nothing but minutes. |
667 | 00:26:04,013 | 00:26:07,246 | Well, I was wondering if you would honor me and Jackson | Well, I was wondering if you would honor me and Jackson |
668 | 00:26:07,276 | 00:26:08,618 | by being Martha's godmother. | by being Martha's godmother. |
669 | 00:26:08,648 | 00:26:11,060 | [ Gasps ] Oh, wow. | [ Gasps ] Oh, wow. |
670 | 00:26:11,090 | 00:26:12,992 | Oh, is that a good "oh, wow" or a bad "oh, wow"? | Oh, is that a good "oh, wow" or a bad "oh, wow"? |
671 | 00:26:13,022 | 00:26:15,234 | It's just "oh, wow." | It's just "oh, wow." |
672 | 00:26:15,264 | 00:26:16,736 | The whole idea of me being a godmother... | The whole idea of me being a godmother... |
673 | 00:26:16,766 | 00:26:18,708 | I never thought of myself as the godmother type. | I never thought of myself as the godmother type. |
674 | 00:26:18,738 | 00:26:20,239 | Would I need a wand? | Would I need a wand? |
675 | 00:26:20,269 | 00:26:22,111 | I think you can pull it off without it. | I think you can pull it off without it. |
676 | 00:26:22,141 | 00:26:23,713 | Oh, jeez, Sookie, I'm touched. | Oh, jeez, Sookie, I'm touched. |
677 | 00:26:23,743 | 00:26:25,615 | I would love to be Martha's godmother. | I would love to be Martha's godmother. |
678 | 00:26:25,655 | 00:26:27,256 | Great. Oh, I'm so happy you said yes. | Great. Oh, I'm so happy you said yes. |
679 | 00:26:27,286 | 00:26:28,688 | It's going to be great. | It's going to be great. |
680 | 00:26:28,728 | 00:26:30,589 | And we're gonna baptize both kids at once, | And we're gonna baptize both kids at once, |
681 | 00:26:30,630 | 00:26:33,062 | so Davey's gonna need a godmother, too, | so Davey's gonna need a godmother, too, |
682 | 00:26:33,102 | 00:26:35,504 | and I thought, "how about Rory?" | and I thought, "how about Rory?" |
683 | 00:26:35,534 | 00:26:36,736 | Rory, huh? | Rory, huh? |
684 | 00:26:36,776 | 00:26:38,407 | Yeah, I thought it would be fun. | Yeah, I thought it would be fun. |
685 | 00:26:38,447 | 00:26:40,349 | And I know it's weird with you two now, | And I know it's weird with you two now, |
686 | 00:26:40,379 | 00:26:42,782 | but there's really no one else I'm close to to ask. | but there's really no one else I'm close to to ask. |
687 | 00:26:42,822 | 00:26:46,155 | Yeah? What about your friend Kat from the culinary institute? | Yeah? What about your friend Kat from the culinary institute? |
688 | 00:26:46,195 | 00:26:48,167 | You guys roomed together in college. | You guys roomed together in college. |
689 | 00:26:48,197 | 00:26:49,268 | She's been institutionalized. | She's been institutionalized. |
690 | 00:26:49,298 | 00:26:51,100 | What? Really? Oh, yeah. | What? Really? Oh, yeah. |
691 | 00:26:51,140 | 00:26:54,073 | She shaved her head. She thinks she's Susan powter. Sad. | She shaved her head. She thinks she's Susan powter. Sad. |
692 | 00:26:54,113 | 00:26:57,116 | How about Theresa? She lived next door to you growing up. | How about Theresa? She lived next door to you growing up. |
693 | 00:26:57,146 | 00:26:59,118 | Aren't her husband and Jackson best friends? | Aren't her husband and Jackson best friends? |
694 | 00:26:59,148 | 00:27:00,089 | She moved. | She moved. |
695 | 00:27:00,119 | 00:27:01,390 | She moved? To Peru. | She moved? To Peru. |
696 | 00:27:01,420 | 00:27:03,162 | When? Yesterday, actually. | When? Yesterday, actually. |
697 | 00:27:03,192 | 00:27:04,793 | Tall, skinny margo? Has an inner-ear problem. | Tall, skinny margo? Has an inner-ear problem. |
698 | 00:27:04,833 | 00:27:06,795 | Frankly, I'm a little worried | Frankly, I'm a little worried |
699 | 00:27:06,835 | 00:27:09,608 | she'll lose her balance holding the baby and fall in the water. | she'll lose her balance holding the baby and fall in the water. |
700 | 00:27:09,638 | 00:27:11,540 | She's tall, so that's a long way to fall. | She's tall, so that's a long way to fall. |
701 | 00:27:11,580 | 00:27:13,842 | But, hey, look, if you don't want to do it | But, hey, look, if you don't want to do it |
702 | 00:27:13,882 | 00:27:15,714 | or you don't want me to ask Rory, | or you don't want me to ask Rory, |
703 | 00:27:15,754 | 00:27:17,416 | then I'll totally understand. | then I'll totally understand. |
704 | 00:27:17,456 | 00:27:20,359 | I'm sure Jackson will understand, too, and Martha. | I'm sure Jackson will understand, too, and Martha. |
705 | 00:27:20,389 | 00:27:23,502 | Hey, you got to do what you got to do. | Hey, you got to do what you got to do. |
706 | 00:27:23,532 | 00:27:25,604 | No, no, it's okay. | No, no, it's okay. |
707 | 00:27:25,634 | 00:27:27,576 | Um, I'll do it. | Um, I'll do it. |
708 | 00:27:27,606 | 00:27:29,248 | You will? Of course I will. | You will? Of course I will. |
709 | 00:27:29,278 | 00:27:30,849 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
710 | 00:27:30,879 | 00:27:32,881 | It's gonna be a perfect day. | It's gonna be a perfect day. |
711 | 00:27:39,568 | 00:27:41,370 | [ Alarm beeps ] | [ Alarm beeps ] |
712 | 00:27:54,262 | 00:27:57,465 | Which one goes better with a baby? | Which one goes better with a baby? |
713 | 00:27:57,495 | 00:27:59,267 | I like the green one. | I like the green one. |
714 | 00:27:59,307 | 00:28:01,279 | It's not too sheer? Because I'm gonna be in a church. | It's not too sheer? Because I'm gonna be in a church. |
715 | 00:28:01,309 | 00:28:02,811 | Looks good from here. | Looks good from here. |
716 | 00:28:02,841 | 00:28:05,553 | Yeah, maybe. Man, she's good. She's really good. | Yeah, maybe. Man, she's good. She's really good. |
717 | 00:28:05,583 | 00:28:06,755 | Who? Sookie. | Who? Sookie. |
718 | 00:28:06,785 | 00:28:08,286 | This whole baptism thing | This whole baptism thing |
719 | 00:28:08,326 | 00:28:10,388 | is just a ruse to get me and Rory together. | is just a ruse to get me and Rory together. |
720 | 00:28:10,428 | 00:28:12,230 | She's played me like a stradivarius. | She's played me like a stradivarius. |
721 | 00:28:12,260 | 00:28:15,003 | So, don't go, then. No, I got to go. | So, don't go, then. No, I got to go. |
722 | 00:28:15,033 | 00:28:17,505 | Why? She asked me to be a godmother. You don't say no to that. | Why? She asked me to be a godmother. You don't say no to that. |
723 | 00:28:17,535 | 00:28:19,307 | Why? | Why? |
724 | 00:28:19,347 | 00:28:20,608 | I know what she's doing, and she knows what she's doing, | I know what she's doing, and she knows what she's doing, |
725 | 00:28:20,648 | 00:28:22,480 | but no one else knows what she's doing, | but no one else knows what she's doing, |
726 | 00:28:22,520 | 00:28:24,522 | so on the chance she's not doing what I think she's doing, | so on the chance she's not doing what I think she's doing, |
727 | 00:28:24,552 | 00:28:26,825 | which is actually just doing what she wants to do, | which is actually just doing what she wants to do, |
728 | 00:28:26,855 | 00:28:29,597 | then I will be the jerk who wouldn't be the godmother to her best friend's baby | then I will be the jerk who wouldn't be the godmother to her best friend's baby |
729 | 00:28:29,627 | 00:28:31,669 | 'cause she thought something was happening that wasn't. | 'cause she thought something was happening that wasn't. |
730 | 00:28:31,699 | 00:28:33,771 | And that will be the story everyone remembers, understand? | And that will be the story everyone remembers, understand? |
731 | 00:28:33,801 | 00:28:35,643 | I like the green dress. | I like the green dress. |
732 | 00:28:38,616 | 00:28:40,888 | [ Alarm beeps ] | [ Alarm beeps ] |
733 | 00:28:42,790 | 00:28:44,592 | Go back to sleep. | Go back to sleep. |
734 | 00:28:44,632 | 00:28:47,395 | I have to go to the baptism. | I have to go to the baptism. |
735 | 00:28:47,435 | 00:28:48,606 | Blow it off. | Blow it off. |
736 | 00:28:48,636 | 00:28:50,938 | I can't. | I can't. |
737 | 00:28:50,968 | 00:28:53,541 | You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself. | You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself. |
738 | 00:28:53,581 | 00:28:57,385 | Did we learn nothing from "mad hot ballroom"? | Did we learn nothing from "mad hot ballroom"? |
739 | 00:28:57,415 | 00:29:00,488 | I have to go to stars hollow. | I have to go to stars hollow. |
740 | 00:29:00,528 | 00:29:04,432 | I have to see my mom. | I have to see my mom. |
741 | 00:29:04,472 | 00:29:07,034 | One, two, cha cha cha. | One, two, cha cha cha. |
742 | 00:29:07,074 | 00:29:09,847 | Ohh, okay. | Ohh, okay. |
743 | 00:29:09,877 | 00:29:14,722 | Nothing left to do but get up and face the music. | Nothing left to do but get up and face the music. |
744 | 00:29:22,800 | 00:29:26,413 | Which goes better with a baby? | Which goes better with a baby? |
745 | 00:29:50,227 | 00:29:51,929 | You're wasting your time, Lane. | You're wasting your time, Lane. |
746 | 00:29:51,959 | 00:29:54,001 | That manual's just a bunch of gobbledygook. | That manual's just a bunch of gobbledygook. |
747 | 00:29:54,031 | 00:29:56,173 | Got to be r2-d2 to understand that thing. | Got to be r2-d2 to understand that thing. |
748 | 00:29:56,203 | 00:29:58,135 | No, you just have to spend more than six minutes | No, you just have to spend more than six minutes |
749 | 00:29:58,175 | 00:30:00,077 | trying to figure it out before giving up. | trying to figure it out before giving up. |
750 | 00:30:00,107 | 00:30:02,820 | I can't believe there's a second c-span. | I can't believe there's a second c-span. |
751 | 00:30:02,850 | 00:30:05,152 | [ Knock on door ] | [ Knock on door ] |
752 | 00:30:05,192 | 00:30:05,853 | Hi. | Hi. |
753 | 00:30:05,893 | 00:30:07,054 | Rory. | Rory. |
754 | 00:30:07,094 | 00:30:08,866 | Hi. Am I interrupting anything? | Hi. Am I interrupting anything? |
755 | 00:30:08,896 | 00:30:10,527 | Nah, there's nothing on. | Nah, there's nothing on. |
756 | 00:30:10,567 | 00:30:13,700 | No, you're interrupting nothing. Come on in. | No, you're interrupting nothing. Come on in. |
757 | 00:30:13,740 | 00:30:15,072 | Wow, this looks very fancy. | Wow, this looks very fancy. |
758 | 00:30:15,112 | 00:30:16,743 | Yeah, it's pretty fancy, all right. | Yeah, it's pretty fancy, all right. |
759 | 00:30:16,773 | 00:30:18,845 | Apparently is does everything except turn on. | Apparently is does everything except turn on. |
760 | 00:30:18,885 | 00:30:20,747 | You look pretty fancy, too. | You look pretty fancy, too. |
761 | 00:30:20,787 | 00:30:22,859 | Oh, I'm on my way over to Sookie's kids' baptism. | Oh, I'm on my way over to Sookie's kids' baptism. |
762 | 00:30:22,889 | 00:30:24,631 | I'm gonna be Davey's godmother. | I'm gonna be Davey's godmother. |
763 | 00:30:24,661 | 00:30:26,763 | Very religious. My mother would be impressed. | Very religious. My mother would be impressed. |
764 | 00:30:26,793 | 00:30:29,005 | Is it true you get to keep the baby if the parents die? | Is it true you get to keep the baby if the parents die? |
765 | 00:30:29,035 | 00:30:31,268 | I'm just doing it as a favor for Sookie. | I'm just doing it as a favor for Sookie. |
766 | 00:30:31,308 | 00:30:34,751 | [ Imitating Marlon Brando ] Did you make her an offer she couldn't refuse? | [ Imitating Marlon Brando ] Did you make her an offer she couldn't refuse? |
767 | 00:30:34,781 | 00:30:37,514 | Dude, you nailed that. Thanks. | Dude, you nailed that. Thanks. |
768 | 00:30:37,554 | 00:30:40,156 | Come on, I need a break from the a.D.D. Boys. | Come on, I need a break from the a.D.D. Boys. |
769 | 00:30:40,187 | 00:30:44,160 | Whoa! There's a third c-span! | Whoa! There's a third c-span! |
770 | 00:30:46,132 | 00:30:47,574 | Room looks the same. | Room looks the same. |
771 | 00:30:47,604 | 00:30:49,045 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
772 | 00:30:49,075 | 00:30:51,648 | How come there's a padlock on your dresser drawer? | How come there's a padlock on your dresser drawer? |
773 | 00:30:51,678 | 00:30:53,650 | Long story. Here, sit. | Long story. Here, sit. |
774 | 00:30:53,680 | 00:30:55,952 | So, you look great. Did you get a haircut? | So, you look great. Did you get a haircut? |
775 | 00:30:55,992 | 00:30:58,024 | Yeah. Well, maybe a month ago. | Yeah. Well, maybe a month ago. |
776 | 00:30:58,054 | 00:30:59,165 | I like it. | I like it. |
777 | 00:30:59,195 | 00:31:00,667 | Thanks. You look good, too. | Thanks. You look good, too. |
778 | 00:31:00,697 | 00:31:02,298 | I like the bangs. Very marianne faithfull. | I like the bangs. Very marianne faithfull. |
779 | 00:31:02,338 | 00:31:05,812 | Thanks. I'm hoping Mick Jagger notices. | Thanks. I'm hoping Mick Jagger notices. |
780 | 00:31:05,842 | 00:31:08,174 | So, you went on tour. Yeah, we did. | So, you went on tour. Yeah, we did. |
781 | 00:31:08,214 | 00:31:09,315 | And how was it? Great. | And how was it? Great. |
782 | 00:31:09,345 | 00:31:11,918 | Great. | Great. |
783 | 00:31:11,958 | 00:31:14,360 | And, um, how are things in the Zach department? | And, um, how are things in the Zach department? |
784 | 00:31:14,390 | 00:31:16,092 | I mean, you two are still together, right? | I mean, you two are still together, right? |
785 | 00:31:16,132 | 00:31:18,705 | We are, and it's good. He's good. We're good. | We are, and it's good. He's good. We're good. |
786 | 00:31:18,735 | 00:31:21,838 | How many times can I use the word "good"? | How many times can I use the word "good"? |
787 | 00:31:21,878 | 00:31:23,880 | Have you guys...? | Have you guys...? |
788 | 00:31:23,910 | 00:31:27,113 | No, no, no, we're still not having sex, | No, no, no, we're still not having sex, |
789 | 00:31:27,153 | 00:31:29,886 | but I did tell Zach he could tell the guys we're doing it. | but I did tell Zach he could tell the guys we're doing it. |
790 | 00:31:29,926 | 00:31:31,057 | It's a little more rock 'n' roll. | It's a little more rock 'n' roll. |
791 | 00:31:31,087 | 00:31:32,899 | You are a good girlfriend. | You are a good girlfriend. |
792 | 00:31:32,929 | 00:31:34,831 | So, how's Logan? | So, how's Logan? |
793 | 00:31:34,871 | 00:31:38,805 | Logan is... A constant surprise. | Logan is... A constant surprise. |
794 | 00:31:38,845 | 00:31:40,706 | I have trouble keeping up with him. | I have trouble keeping up with him. |
795 | 00:31:40,746 | 00:31:43,119 | He moves a mile a minute, gets bored in two seconds flat. | He moves a mile a minute, gets bored in two seconds flat. |
796 | 00:31:43,149 | 00:31:45,151 | He started flying those scary little planes | He started flying those scary little planes |
797 | 00:31:45,191 | 00:31:47,253 | that seem like they're made of papier-mâché, | that seem like they're made of papier-mâché, |
798 | 00:31:47,293 | 00:31:48,824 | which is thrilling, by the way. | which is thrilling, by the way. |
799 | 00:31:48,864 | 00:31:50,896 | And Logan's good. | And Logan's good. |
800 | 00:31:50,927 | 00:31:52,939 | Wow. Is this serious? | Wow. Is this serious? |
801 | 00:31:52,969 | 00:31:54,170 | Seriously exciting. | Seriously exciting. |
802 | 00:31:54,200 | 00:31:55,871 | I love that. | I love that. |
803 | 00:31:55,911 | 00:31:59,085 | Is it hard with him at Yale and you with your grandparents? | Is it hard with him at Yale and you with your grandparents? |
804 | 00:31:59,115 | 00:32:01,717 | No, not really. It's been fine, actually. | No, not really. It's been fine, actually. |
805 | 00:32:01,757 | 00:32:03,819 | Taking time off has been great. | Taking time off has been great. |
806 | 00:32:03,859 | 00:32:06,432 | It was absolutely the right decision for me. | It was absolutely the right decision for me. |
807 | 00:32:06,462 | 00:32:08,134 | That's good. That's really good. | That's good. That's really good. |
808 | 00:32:08,164 | 00:32:09,965 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
809 | 00:32:10,005 | 00:32:13,479 | I just wish that my mom could understand that. | I just wish that my mom could understand that. |
810 | 00:32:13,509 | 00:32:15,281 | She's so... | She's so... |
811 | 00:32:15,311 | 00:32:17,112 | I doubt that she will talk to me again | I doubt that she will talk to me again |
812 | 00:32:17,152 | 00:32:19,825 | until I am back in a dorm room with a course catalog on my lap, | until I am back in a dorm room with a course catalog on my lap, |
813 | 00:32:19,855 | 00:32:21,287 | if then. | if then. |
814 | 00:32:21,327 | 00:32:22,298 | I don't know. Maybe we'll never talk again. | I don't know. Maybe we'll never talk again. |
815 | 00:32:22,328 | 00:32:23,999 | You two? Oh, please. | You two? Oh, please. |
816 | 00:32:24,029 | 00:32:26,472 | We haven't talked in weeks. It'll blow over. | We haven't talked in weeks. It'll blow over. |
817 | 00:32:26,502 | 00:32:29,775 | She didn't tell me when she and Luke got engaged. | She didn't tell me when she and Luke got engaged. |
818 | 00:32:29,805 | 00:32:32,418 | Rory, look at me. | Rory, look at me. |
819 | 00:32:32,448 | 00:32:34,219 | You and your mom will talk again. | You and your mom will talk again. |
820 | 00:32:34,249 | 00:32:37,352 | This rift is nature's attempt to find some equilibrium. | This rift is nature's attempt to find some equilibrium. |
821 | 00:32:37,393 | 00:32:40,796 | You and Lorelai have gone too many years without fighting. | You and Lorelai have gone too many years without fighting. |
822 | 00:32:40,826 | 00:32:43,368 | So you had to have one big fight to make up for it. | So you had to have one big fight to make up for it. |
823 | 00:32:43,398 | 00:32:45,170 | Now you've had it, and soon you'll make up | Now you've had it, and soon you'll make up |
824 | 00:32:45,210 | 00:32:47,272 | and then this will all be just your lost weekend. | and then this will all be just your lost weekend. |
825 | 00:32:47,312 | 00:32:49,144 | I've missed you. | I've missed you. |
826 | 00:32:49,184 | 00:32:51,186 | I've missed you, too. | I've missed you, too. |
827 | 00:32:51,216 | 00:32:53,258 | We can never go this long without talking again. | We can never go this long without talking again. |
828 | 00:32:53,288 | 00:32:55,030 | Deal. I'll do anything. | Deal. I'll do anything. |
829 | 00:32:55,060 | 00:32:57,362 | I'll raise carrier pigeons. I'll learn morse code. | I'll raise carrier pigeons. I'll learn morse code. |
830 | 00:32:57,392 | 00:32:59,004 | I'll send you pigeons, and you can send me code. | I'll send you pigeons, and you can send me code. |
831 | 00:32:59,034 | 00:33:00,906 | Okay. | Okay. |
832 | 00:33:00,936 | 00:33:03,809 | Oh, it's 10:30. I have 15 minutes before I have to go. | Oh, it's 10:30. I have 15 minutes before I have to go. |
833 | 00:33:03,839 | 00:33:06,081 | Now, I want to hear all about that tour. | Now, I want to hear all about that tour. |
834 | 00:33:06,111 | 00:33:09,524 | Let's start with the "three boys and no shower" thing. | Let's start with the "three boys and no shower" thing. |
835 | 00:33:09,554 | 00:33:10,455 | Oh, lord. | Oh, lord. |
836 | 00:33:10,485 | 00:33:12,998 | [ Church bells ringing ] | [ Church bells ringing ] |
837 | 00:33:16,571 | 00:33:18,103 | You look nice today, kirk. | You look nice today, kirk. |
838 | 00:33:18,133 | 00:33:20,575 | Thanks. This is the suit they buried my dad in. | Thanks. This is the suit they buried my dad in. |
839 | 00:33:20,605 | 00:33:22,948 | Oh, well... | Oh, well... |
840 | 00:33:22,978 | 00:33:24,619 | I think I'm gonna let that one go. | I think I'm gonna let that one go. |
841 | 00:33:24,649 | 00:33:28,223 | Do you know which is the Davey side and which is the Martha? | Do you know which is the Davey side and which is the Martha? |
842 | 00:33:28,253 | 00:33:30,465 | I don't think there are sides. It's not like a wedding. | I don't think there are sides. It's not like a wedding. |
843 | 00:33:30,495 | 00:33:32,297 | I think we're all on both kids' sides. | I think we're all on both kids' sides. |
844 | 00:33:32,337 | 00:33:33,638 | I just didn't want to offend | I just didn't want to offend |
845 | 00:33:33,668 | 00:33:36,011 | by taking a side if there are sides. | by taking a side if there are sides. |
846 | 00:33:36,041 | 00:33:38,313 | I've had some contact with Davey in passing... | I've had some contact with Davey in passing... |
847 | 00:33:38,343 | 00:33:40,645 | Couple of high-fives, one or two peek-a-boo sessions, | Couple of high-fives, one or two peek-a-boo sessions, |
848 | 00:33:40,685 | 00:33:43,258 | but I haven't had much contact with Martha. | but I haven't had much contact with Martha. |
849 | 00:33:43,288 | 00:33:45,630 | She seems more reserved, elusive. | She seems more reserved, elusive. |
850 | 00:33:45,660 | 00:33:47,562 | There's a bit of garbo in her. | There's a bit of garbo in her. |
851 | 00:33:50,064 | 00:33:52,136 | [ Both chuckling ] | [ Both chuckling ] |
852 | 00:33:52,177 | 00:33:53,638 | I just talked to my former mother, | I just talked to my former mother, |
853 | 00:33:53,678 | 00:33:56,010 | and, oh, you are going to love this. | and, oh, you are going to love this. |
854 | 00:33:56,050 | 00:33:58,213 | Guess who's getting baptized today? Who? | Guess who's getting baptized today? Who? |
855 | 00:33:58,253 | 00:33:59,584 | Me. No. | Me. No. |
856 | 00:33:59,624 | 00:34:01,586 | Is it Christmas already? This isn't funny. | Is it Christmas already? This isn't funny. |
857 | 00:34:01,626 | 00:34:04,058 | You've never been baptized? | You've never been baptized? |
858 | 00:34:04,098 | 00:34:06,270 | Apparently on the day I was supposed to be baptized, | Apparently on the day I was supposed to be baptized, |
859 | 00:34:06,301 | 00:34:08,373 | I stuck a quarter up my nose and had to be taken to the hospital, | I stuck a quarter up my nose and had to be taken to the hospital, |
860 | 00:34:08,403 | 00:34:10,204 | and they never rescheduled. | and they never rescheduled. |
861 | 00:34:10,244 | 00:34:12,647 | Organizational skills were never your family's strong point. | Organizational skills were never your family's strong point. |
862 | 00:34:12,677 | 00:34:15,249 | You know what? I have had it with my family! | You know what? I have had it with my family! |
863 | 00:34:15,289 | 00:34:17,091 | I want you to march right over there | I want you to march right over there |
864 | 00:34:17,121 | 00:34:19,494 | and tell my mother you're divorcing me if I get baptized. | and tell my mother you're divorcing me if I get baptized. |
865 | 00:34:19,524 | 00:34:21,696 | Oh, yeah, that will go over very well. | Oh, yeah, that will go over very well. |
866 | 00:34:21,726 | 00:34:25,469 | Okay, fine. Then just say we're getting separated. | Okay, fine. Then just say we're getting separated. |
867 | 00:34:27,712 | 00:34:30,044 | I better find out what it means for a grown man to get baptized. | I better find out what it means for a grown man to get baptized. |
868 | 00:34:30,084 | 00:34:32,356 | Oh, my god, are you gonna wear a giant christening gown? | Oh, my god, are you gonna wear a giant christening gown? |
869 | 00:34:32,386 | 00:34:34,258 | You're really enjoying this, aren't you? | You're really enjoying this, aren't you? |
870 | 00:34:34,288 | 00:34:36,130 | Ooh, you have no idea. | Ooh, you have no idea. |
871 | 00:34:38,663 | 00:34:42,076 | Oh, Rory's here! Yeah, I see that. | Oh, Rory's here! Yeah, I see that. |
872 | 00:34:42,106 | 00:34:45,049 | Boy, that's a pretty dress she's wearing, don't you think? | Boy, that's a pretty dress she's wearing, don't you think? |
873 | 00:34:45,079 | 00:34:47,181 | Sure. It'll go good with a baby. | Sure. It'll go good with a baby. |
874 | 00:34:47,211 | 00:34:48,482 | Well, I better go check on the kids. | Well, I better go check on the kids. |
875 | 00:34:48,512 | 00:34:50,584 | Say hi to Rory for me if you see her first. | Say hi to Rory for me if you see her first. |
876 | 00:34:53,527 | 00:34:54,628 | Reverend: Oh, there you two are. | Reverend: Oh, there you two are. |
877 | 00:34:54,658 | 00:34:56,500 | Good. Do you have a minute? | Good. Do you have a minute? |
878 | 00:34:56,530 | 00:34:59,403 | I was hoping we could have a quick chat before the ceremony. | I was hoping we could have a quick chat before the ceremony. |
879 | 00:34:59,443 | 00:35:01,405 | Oh, well... Um, sure. | Oh, well... Um, sure. |
880 | 00:35:01,445 | 00:35:03,777 | Wonderful. Right this way. | Wonderful. Right this way. |
881 | 00:35:03,817 | 00:35:06,620 | So, I always like to take a few minutes before my baptisms | So, I always like to take a few minutes before my baptisms |
882 | 00:35:06,650 | 00:35:08,822 | to get to know the godparents a little bit. | to get to know the godparents a little bit. |
883 | 00:35:08,852 | 00:35:11,665 | I already know you two, but I just want to touch base | I already know you two, but I just want to touch base |
884 | 00:35:11,695 | 00:35:13,397 | and make sure you understand the obligations | and make sure you understand the obligations |
885 | 00:35:13,437 | 00:35:15,309 | of what you're getting into here today. | of what you're getting into here today. |
886 | 00:35:15,339 | 00:35:17,371 | Now, basically, godparents are responsible | Now, basically, godparents are responsible |
887 | 00:35:17,411 | 00:35:19,643 | for the spiritual upbringing of their godchildren. | for the spiritual upbringing of their godchildren. |
888 | 00:35:19,683 | 00:35:22,356 | I certainly hope the parents throw their two cents in, | I certainly hope the parents throw their two cents in, |
889 | 00:35:22,386 | 00:35:24,288 | but the godparents are vitally important figures | but the godparents are vitally important figures |
890 | 00:35:24,318 | 00:35:25,789 | in a child's life. | in a child's life. |
891 | 00:35:25,829 | 00:35:28,662 | So, tell me, what are your religious affiliations? | So, tell me, what are your religious affiliations? |
892 | 00:35:28,692 | 00:35:30,804 | Oh, well, reverend, you've known us forever. | Oh, well, reverend, you've known us forever. |
893 | 00:35:30,834 | 00:35:32,606 | Well, yes, I have, | Well, yes, I have, |
894 | 00:35:32,636 | 00:35:35,349 | and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are. | and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are. |
895 | 00:35:35,379 | 00:35:38,882 | Oh... Well... We're a bit lapsed. | Oh... Well... We're a bit lapsed. |
896 | 00:35:38,912 | 00:35:41,625 | Yes. From...? | Yes. From...? |
897 | 00:35:41,655 | 00:35:43,527 | Well, um... Religion. | Well, um... Religion. |
898 | 00:35:43,557 | 00:35:45,769 | But, you know, I can't speak for Rory, | But, you know, I can't speak for Rory, |
899 | 00:35:45,799 | 00:35:49,302 | but I have a strong belief in good... | but I have a strong belief in good... |
900 | 00:35:49,343 | 00:35:51,475 | You know... Over evil. | You know... Over evil. |
901 | 00:35:51,505 | 00:35:54,578 | I mean, if I was asked to choose a side... | I mean, if I was asked to choose a side... |
902 | 00:35:54,618 | 00:35:57,420 | I read "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe." I have a Bible. | I read "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe." I have a Bible. |
903 | 00:35:57,451 | 00:35:59,493 | I may have accidentally given it to goodwill, | I may have accidentally given it to goodwill, |
904 | 00:35:59,523 | 00:36:00,924 | because I'm remodeling. | because I'm remodeling. |
905 | 00:36:00,964 | 00:36:02,866 | But goodwill is a religious organization... | But goodwill is a religious organization... |
906 | 00:36:02,896 | 00:36:04,938 | I think. | I think. |
907 | 00:36:04,968 | 00:36:07,470 | But even if it's not, good will... it's in the ballpark. | But even if it's not, good will... it's in the ballpark. |
908 | 00:36:07,510 | 00:36:09,382 | I buy tons of girl-scout cookies. | I buy tons of girl-scout cookies. |
909 | 00:36:09,412 | 00:36:12,515 | I have two "Mary is my homegirl" t-shirts. | I have two "Mary is my homegirl" t-shirts. |
910 | 00:36:12,555 | 00:36:16,229 | These are all very positive if somewhat irrelevant things. | These are all very positive if somewhat irrelevant things. |
911 | 00:36:16,259 | 00:36:17,891 | And it seems like your hearts are in the right place. | And it seems like your hearts are in the right place. |
912 | 00:36:17,931 | 00:36:20,263 | Absolutely. Definitely. | Absolutely. Definitely. |
913 | 00:36:20,303 | 00:36:21,705 | And it says something good about you both | And it says something good about you both |
914 | 00:36:21,735 | 00:36:22,906 | that when a friend calls you up and asks a favor, | that when a friend calls you up and asks a favor, |
915 | 00:36:22,936 | 00:36:25,408 | you come through like this. | you come through like this. |
916 | 00:36:25,448 | 00:36:26,980 | Right, right. | Right, right. |
917 | 00:36:27,010 | 00:36:29,622 | Shall we? We shall. | Shall we? We shall. |
918 | 00:36:33,026 | 00:36:35,698 | So, are you a Davey or a Martha? | So, are you a Davey or a Martha? |
919 | 00:36:35,728 | 00:36:37,770 | Davey, I bet, right? He's much more accessible. | Davey, I bet, right? He's much more accessible. |
920 | 00:36:37,800 | 00:36:39,302 | He's the dandy warhols | He's the dandy warhols |
921 | 00:36:39,342 | 00:36:41,804 | to Martha's Brian Jonestown massacre. | to Martha's Brian Jonestown massacre. |
922 | 00:36:44,677 | 00:36:47,590 | [ Coins clattering ] Oh. Dang it. | [ Coins clattering ] Oh. Dang it. |
923 | 00:36:49,052 | 00:36:50,763 | Hey, Rory. You look so pretty. | Hey, Rory. You look so pretty. |
924 | 00:36:50,793 | 00:36:51,894 | Hey, Sookie. | Hey, Sookie. |
925 | 00:36:51,924 | 00:36:54,267 | Oh, I want a picture of this. | Oh, I want a picture of this. |
926 | 00:36:55,538 | 00:36:56,969 | Welcome, everybody. | Welcome, everybody. |
927 | 00:36:57,009 | 00:36:59,912 | Jesus tells nicodemus in the fourth gospel, | Jesus tells nicodemus in the fourth gospel, |
928 | 00:36:59,942 | 00:37:02,315 | "unless one is born of water and spirit, | "unless one is born of water and spirit, |
929 | 00:37:02,355 | 00:37:04,357 | one cannot enter the kingdom of god." | one cannot enter the kingdom of god." |
930 | 00:37:04,387 | 00:37:07,690 | Today we gather to honor three individuals | Today we gather to honor three individuals |
931 | 00:37:07,730 | 00:37:11,334 | as they dedicate themselves in the first sacrament of the faith | as they dedicate themselves in the first sacrament of the faith |
932 | 00:37:11,364 | 00:37:13,876 | and become members of the body of the church | and become members of the body of the church |
933 | 00:37:13,906 | 00:37:15,648 | and the kingdom of god. | and the kingdom of god. |
934 | 00:37:15,678 | 00:37:18,481 | Here to bear witness and offer spiritual support | Here to bear witness and offer spiritual support |
935 | 00:37:18,511 | 00:37:21,354 | are Lorelai Gilmore, godparent to Martha, | are Lorelai Gilmore, godparent to Martha, |
936 | 00:37:21,384 | 00:37:23,456 | Rory Gilmore, godparent to Davey, | Rory Gilmore, godparent to Davey, |
937 | 00:37:23,496 | 00:37:25,798 | and, uh... Jackson. Yo. | and, uh... Jackson. Yo. |
938 | 00:37:25,828 | 00:37:28,000 | Acting as your godparent will be...? | Acting as your godparent will be...? |
939 | 00:37:28,030 | 00:37:31,043 | Oh, uh... My brother Bo, I guess. | Oh, uh... My brother Bo, I guess. |
940 | 00:37:31,073 | 00:37:32,715 | And, uh, Bo belleville | And, uh, Bo belleville |
941 | 00:37:32,745 | 00:37:36,048 | will serve as sponsor and witness for Jackson. | will serve as sponsor and witness for Jackson. |
942 | 00:37:36,088 | 00:37:38,020 | Will you come up here, please, Bo? | Will you come up here, please, Bo? |
943 | 00:37:38,050 | 00:37:39,091 | Oh! [ Coins clattering ] | Oh! [ Coins clattering ] |
944 | 00:37:39,121 | 00:37:40,693 | Oh, bananas. | Oh, bananas. |
945 | 00:37:40,723 | 00:37:44,466 | The candidates for baptism will now be presented. | The candidates for baptism will now be presented. |
946 | 00:37:49,171 | 00:37:52,084 | We are honored with the privilege of being here today | We are honored with the privilege of being here today |
947 | 00:37:52,114 | 00:37:53,886 | to witness and support in faith | to witness and support in faith |
948 | 00:37:53,916 | 00:37:57,389 | the baptism of David Edward belleville, | the baptism of David Edward belleville, |
949 | 00:37:57,429 | 00:38:00,462 | Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert glenda | Martha Janice Lori Ethan Rupert glenda |
950 | 00:38:00,502 | 00:38:02,775 | Carson Daisy Danny belleville, | Carson Daisy Danny belleville, |
951 | 00:38:02,805 | 00:38:05,647 | and Jackson Matthew belleville. | and Jackson Matthew belleville. |
952 | 00:38:05,677 | 00:38:09,621 | I hereby charge Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, and Bo belleville | I hereby charge Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, and Bo belleville |
953 | 00:38:09,651 | 00:38:12,554 | with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare | with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare |
954 | 00:38:12,594 | 00:38:15,197 | of these children and this believer. | of these children and this believer. |
955 | 00:38:15,227 | 00:38:18,070 | We will now begin a series of ceremonial questions. | We will now begin a series of ceremonial questions. |
956 | 00:38:18,100 | 00:38:20,502 | Lorelai Gilmore, do you renounce Satan | Lorelai Gilmore, do you renounce Satan |
957 | 00:38:20,542 | 00:38:23,575 | and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? | and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? |
958 | 00:38:24,616 | 00:38:26,448 | [ Audience murmuring ] | [ Audience murmuring ] |
959 | 00:38:26,488 | 00:38:28,120 | Lorelai. What? | Lorelai. What? |
960 | 00:38:28,150 | 00:38:30,162 | Why aren't you renouncing Satan? | Why aren't you renouncing Satan? |
961 | 00:38:30,192 | 00:38:31,893 | He said, "do you renounce Satan?" | He said, "do you renounce Satan?" |
962 | 00:38:31,923 | 00:38:33,695 | That's not something you pause about. | That's not something you pause about. |
963 | 00:38:33,735 | 00:38:35,567 | Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, yes, I renounce Satan. | Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, yes, I renounce Satan. |
964 | 00:38:35,607 | 00:38:37,239 | Okay. | Okay. |
965 | 00:38:37,269 | 00:38:39,881 | Rory Gilmore, do you renounce Satan | Rory Gilmore, do you renounce Satan |
966 | 00:38:39,911 | 00:38:42,484 | and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? | and all the spiritual forces that rebel against god? |
967 | 00:38:42,514 | 00:38:43,885 | Did you call Rory? What? | Did you call Rory? What? |
968 | 00:38:43,915 | 00:38:47,729 | Did you call Rory and ask her to be a godmother? | Did you call Rory and ask her to be a godmother? |
969 | 00:38:47,759 | 00:38:48,790 | I renounce him. | I renounce him. |
970 | 00:38:48,830 | 00:38:49,961 | Bo belleville... | Bo belleville... |
971 | 00:38:50,001 | 00:38:51,563 | What are you whispering about? | What are you whispering about? |
972 | 00:38:51,603 | 00:38:53,034 | I'm just trying to get some information. | I'm just trying to get some information. |
973 | 00:38:53,074 | 00:38:55,106 | Satan can kiss my ass. | Satan can kiss my ass. |
974 | 00:38:55,136 | 00:38:57,178 | How come Sookie had your phone number? What? | How come Sookie had your phone number? What? |
975 | 00:38:57,208 | 00:38:58,850 | She called you to ask you to be here, | She called you to ask you to be here, |
976 | 00:38:58,880 | 00:39:00,852 | which means she must have had your phone number. | which means she must have had your phone number. |
977 | 00:39:00,882 | 00:39:03,124 | Excuse me. Ladies? | Excuse me. Ladies? |
978 | 00:39:03,154 | 00:39:07,128 | I'm sorry, reverend. Can you just give us a moment, please? | I'm sorry, reverend. Can you just give us a moment, please? |
979 | 00:39:11,172 | 00:39:12,574 | What is wrong with you? | What is wrong with you? |
980 | 00:39:12,614 | 00:39:14,175 | It's not like I really care, okay? | It's not like I really care, okay? |
981 | 00:39:14,215 | 00:39:15,887 | It's not like I was gonna call you up to chitchat | It's not like I was gonna call you up to chitchat |
982 | 00:39:15,917 | 00:39:17,889 | or make a date to go shoe shopping or something. | or make a date to go shoe shopping or something. |
983 | 00:39:17,919 | 00:39:19,891 | Shouldn't a mother have a way to contact her daughter | Shouldn't a mother have a way to contact her daughter |
984 | 00:39:19,921 | 00:39:21,993 | in case of an emergency? | in case of an emergency? |
985 | 00:39:22,023 | 00:39:24,666 | What if I had to have a blood transfusion? | What if I had to have a blood transfusion? |
986 | 00:39:24,696 | 00:39:26,568 | You're the only person in the world with the same blood type. | You're the only person in the world with the same blood type. |
987 | 00:39:26,608 | 00:39:27,739 | It would really help to have your phone number. | It would really help to have your phone number. |
988 | 00:39:27,769 | 00:39:29,310 | We are holding up the service. | We are holding up the service. |
989 | 00:39:29,340 | 00:39:31,883 | It's weird you would give Sookie your number and not me. | It's weird you would give Sookie your number and not me. |
990 | 00:39:31,913 | 00:39:33,314 | I didn't give Sookie my new number. | I didn't give Sookie my new number. |
991 | 00:39:33,354 | 00:39:35,316 | Sookie called grandma, grandma left me a note, | Sookie called grandma, grandma left me a note, |
992 | 00:39:35,356 | 00:39:37,088 | and then I called Sookie back. | and then I called Sookie back. |
993 | 00:39:37,128 | 00:39:38,990 | And I didn't get a new number. I lost my phone. | And I didn't get a new number. I lost my phone. |
994 | 00:39:39,030 | 00:39:40,661 | If you lose your phone, | If you lose your phone, |
995 | 00:39:40,701 | 00:39:43,034 | you should suspend your service until you get a new one. | you should suspend your service until you get a new one. |
996 | 00:39:43,074 | 00:39:45,236 | That way, you get to keep the same number. | That way, you get to keep the same number. |
997 | 00:39:45,276 | 00:39:47,348 | It's ridiculous to get an entirely new number. | It's ridiculous to get an entirely new number. |
998 | 00:39:47,378 | 00:39:49,180 | No one gets an entirely new number. | No one gets an entirely new number. |
999 | 00:39:49,210 | 00:39:51,322 | Well, next time, I will suspend my service. | Well, next time, I will suspend my service. |
1000 | 00:39:51,352 | 00:39:53,124 | Um, hi, guys. | Um, hi, guys. |
1001 | 00:39:53,154 | 00:39:55,256 | We kind of need the kids back. | We kind of need the kids back. |
1002 | 00:40:00,101 | 00:40:01,202 | Hey, godmother. | Hey, godmother. |
1003 | 00:40:01,242 | 00:40:02,273 | Hi. | Hi. |
1004 | 00:40:02,303 | 00:40:04,915 | So sorry again for the drama. | So sorry again for the drama. |
1005 | 00:40:04,945 | 00:40:06,917 | You always give me a good story to tell. | You always give me a good story to tell. |
1006 | 00:40:06,947 | 00:40:08,249 | I aim to please. | I aim to please. |
1007 | 00:40:08,289 | 00:40:10,021 | I have a little confession to make. | I have a little confession to make. |
1008 | 00:40:10,061 | 00:40:12,263 | I kind of asked you and Rory to both be godmothers | I kind of asked you and Rory to both be godmothers |
1009 | 00:40:12,293 | 00:40:14,835 | because I thought it might kind of bring you back together, | because I thought it might kind of bring you back together, |
1010 | 00:40:14,865 | 00:40:16,207 | patch things up. | patch things up. |
1011 | 00:40:16,237 | 00:40:18,008 | Well, blow me down. Didn't fool you, huh? | Well, blow me down. Didn't fool you, huh? |
1012 | 00:40:18,038 | 00:40:19,780 | No, but the salads are excellent. | No, but the salads are excellent. |
1013 | 00:40:19,810 | 00:40:22,383 | The salads are excellent. | The salads are excellent. |
1014 | 00:40:24,255 | 00:40:27,228 | Okay, that's it. I'll be right back. | Okay, that's it. I'll be right back. |
1015 | 00:40:31,402 | 00:40:33,734 | Hi, Bo. Hey, darlin'. | Hi, Bo. Hey, darlin'. |
1016 | 00:40:35,476 | 00:40:38,309 | What do you say we get out of these wet clothes? | What do you say we get out of these wet clothes? |
1017 | 00:40:38,349 | 00:40:41,922 | Listen, Bo, there's been a misunderstanding here. | Listen, Bo, there's been a misunderstanding here. |
1018 | 00:40:41,952 | 00:40:43,854 | What rune told you about me... It's not true. | What rune told you about me... It's not true. |
1019 | 00:40:43,894 | 00:40:46,166 | Really? None of it. | Really? None of it. |
1020 | 00:40:46,196 | 00:40:48,869 | So you don't have a kid? Well, no, I do have a kid. | So you don't have a kid? Well, no, I do have a kid. |
1021 | 00:40:48,899 | 00:40:50,270 | You didn't get knocked up when you were 16? | You didn't get knocked up when you were 16? |
1022 | 00:40:50,300 | 00:40:51,872 | Well, that part technically is true. | Well, that part technically is true. |
1023 | 00:40:51,902 | 00:40:54,945 | And he said you've never been married. | And he said you've never been married. |
1024 | 00:40:54,975 | 00:40:58,088 | Well, I've never been married exactly, but I'm engaged now. | Well, I've never been married exactly, but I'm engaged now. |
1025 | 00:40:58,118 | 00:40:59,790 | That's pretty steady, very permanent. | That's pretty steady, very permanent. |
1026 | 00:40:59,820 | 00:41:01,421 | He said you were engaged before. | He said you were engaged before. |
1027 | 00:41:01,461 | 00:41:03,363 | It's all true... I'm a horn dog. | It's all true... I'm a horn dog. |
1028 | 00:41:03,393 | 00:41:06,336 | So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some potato salad. | So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some potato salad. |
1029 | 00:41:06,366 | 00:41:09,269 | Potato salad. | Potato salad. |
1030 | 00:41:09,309 | 00:41:10,781 | I get it. | I get it. |
1031 | 00:41:10,811 | 00:41:12,312 | Okay. | Okay. |
1032 | 00:41:14,014 | 00:41:16,326 | So, I'm leaving. | So, I'm leaving. |
1033 | 00:41:16,356 | 00:41:18,258 | Okay. Drive safe. | Okay. Drive safe. |
1034 | 00:41:18,288 | 00:41:20,801 | Look, I know this is lame at this point, | Look, I know this is lame at this point, |
1035 | 00:41:20,831 | 00:41:22,973 | but you can have my new number if you want it. | but you can have my new number if you want it. |
1036 | 00:41:23,003 | 00:41:26,947 | That's okay. I can call mom, and she can leave you a note. | That's okay. I can call mom, and she can leave you a note. |
1037 | 00:41:27,407 | 00:41:28,478 | Okay. | Okay. |
1038 | 00:41:28,508 | 00:41:31,321 | Okay. | Okay. |
1039 | 00:41:37,627 | 00:41:39,429 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
1040 | 00:41:39,469 | 00:41:41,101 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
1041 | 00:41:41,141 | 00:41:42,372 | Hello? Rory: Hey. | Hello? Rory: Hey. |
1042 | 00:41:42,402 | 00:41:44,174 | Hey, how was the baptism? | Hey, how was the baptism? |
1043 | 00:41:44,214 | 00:41:46,316 | Fine. I don't know. | Fine. I don't know. |
1044 | 00:41:46,346 | 00:41:48,418 | I don't know what's going on. | I don't know what's going on. |
1045 | 00:41:48,448 | 00:41:51,121 | I'm not handling things particularly well these days. | I'm not handling things particularly well these days. |
1046 | 00:41:51,161 | 00:41:52,992 | Yeah, I know what you mean. | Yeah, I know what you mean. |
1047 | 00:41:53,032 | 00:41:54,634 | Logan, are you okay? | Logan, are you okay? |
1048 | 00:41:54,664 | 00:41:57,937 | I had a talk with my father the other day, | I had a talk with my father the other day, |
1049 | 00:41:57,967 | 00:42:00,440 | and apparently I'm going to graduate this year. | and apparently I'm going to graduate this year. |
1050 | 00:42:00,480 | 00:42:01,641 | I'm going to get my act together | I'm going to get my act together |
1051 | 00:42:01,681 | 00:42:03,383 | and I'm gonna become a huntzberger. | and I'm gonna become a huntzberger. |
1052 | 00:42:03,413 | 00:42:05,084 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
1053 | 00:42:05,114 | 00:42:06,886 | I'm going to start attending shareholder meetings, | I'm going to start attending shareholder meetings, |
1054 | 00:42:06,926 | 00:42:08,888 | letting the boys see my face around. | letting the boys see my face around. |
1055 | 00:42:08,928 | 00:42:11,060 | It means my preordained life is kicking in. | It means my preordained life is kicking in. |
1056 | 00:42:11,100 | 00:42:12,532 | Oh, I'm sorry. | Oh, I'm sorry. |
1057 | 00:42:12,562 | 00:42:15,505 | Hey, always read the fine print on the family crest. | Hey, always read the fine print on the family crest. |
1058 | 00:42:15,535 | 00:42:18,478 | Maybe you can talk to your dad and tell him how you feel. | Maybe you can talk to your dad and tell him how you feel. |
1059 | 00:42:18,508 | 00:42:20,650 | Hey, how far away are you from the airport? | Hey, how far away are you from the airport? |
1060 | 00:42:20,680 | 00:42:22,452 | Why? Let's go to New York. | Why? Let's go to New York. |
1061 | 00:42:22,482 | 00:42:23,993 | What? | What? |
1062 | 00:42:24,023 | 00:42:26,966 | New York, you and me right now by helicopter. | New York, you and me right now by helicopter. |
1063 | 00:42:26,996 | 00:42:28,428 | A helicopter? You're kidding. | A helicopter? You're kidding. |
1064 | 00:42:28,468 | 00:42:30,269 | We will spend the weekend at the Pierre. | We will spend the weekend at the Pierre. |
1065 | 00:42:30,299 | 00:42:32,341 | You don't have your community service till Monday, right? | You don't have your community service till Monday, right? |
1066 | 00:42:32,371 | 00:42:34,544 | Don't pack. We'll shop. Much more irresponsible. | Don't pack. We'll shop. Much more irresponsible. |
1067 | 00:42:34,574 | 00:42:36,516 | Um... logan... | Um... logan... |
1068 | 00:42:36,546 | 00:42:39,518 | I'll see you at the airport in 20 minutes, ace. | I'll see you at the airport in 20 minutes, ace. |
1069 | 00:42:39,549 | 00:42:43,432 | Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes. | Okay, I'll see you in 20 minutes. |
1070 | 00:42:47,606 | 00:42:49,408 | Rosie O'Donnell: I think he's gonna take me for a ride in it. | Rosie O'Donnell: I think he's gonna take me for a ride in it. |
1071 | 00:42:49,438 | 00:42:51,610 | Man: What about your boyfriend? What about Jesse? | Man: What about your boyfriend? What about Jesse? |
1072 | 00:42:51,640 | 00:42:53,512 | Jesse's delicious. | Jesse's delicious. |
1073 | 00:42:53,552 | 00:42:55,484 | He's gonna take me today to get a new toilet seat | He's gonna take me today to get a new toilet seat |
1074 | 00:42:55,514 | 00:42:58,557 | because mine got broken and was sliding. | because mine got broken and was sliding. |
1075 | 00:42:58,587 | 00:43:01,460 | I would fall off of it. I go, "whoa!" | I would fall off of it. I go, "whoa!" |
1076 | 00:43:01,500 | 00:43:05,004 | It's not the same. | It's not the same. |
1077 | 00:43:05,034 | 00:43:06,705 | What, am I scaring you? | What, am I scaring you? |
1078 | 00:43:06,745 | 00:43:08,177 | Want me to scare you? | Want me to scare you? |
1079 | 00:43:08,207 | 00:43:09,308 | Boo boo boo! | Boo boo boo! |
1080 | 00:43:09,348 | 00:43:11,020 | Beth... | Beth... |