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1 | 00:00:10,769 | 00:00:14,140 | Hi. | Hi. |
2 | 00:00:14,170 | 00:00:15,410 | Come, Paul. Come, Paul anka. | Come, Paul. Come, Paul anka. |
3 | 00:00:32,066 | 00:00:33,336 | Breakfast! | Breakfast! |
4 | 00:00:33,366 | 00:00:34,737 | Get it while it's room-temperature | Get it while it's room-temperature |
5 | 00:00:34,767 | 00:00:37,507 | and nutrient-free! | and nutrient-free! |
6 | 00:00:37,537 | 00:00:39,008 | Milk, cream, and sugar's on the table. | Milk, cream, and sugar's on the table. |
7 | 00:00:39,038 | 00:00:40,408 | Flo's got coffee. Who needs a jolt? | Flo's got coffee. Who needs a jolt? |
8 | 00:00:40,438 | 00:00:42,049 | I do. | I do. |
9 | 00:00:42,079 | 00:00:44,010 | Inspect the bagels closely, | Inspect the bagels closely, |
10 | 00:00:44,050 | 00:00:46,550 | because the expiration date was in braille, apparently, | because the expiration date was in braille, apparently, |
11 | 00:00:46,581 | 00:00:48,651 | and either they're new or from my baby shower. | and either they're new or from my baby shower. |
12 | 00:00:48,681 | 00:00:50,292 | I'm also sorry to report | I'm also sorry to report |
13 | 00:00:50,322 | 00:00:53,393 | that we are out of brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts. | that we are out of brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts. |
14 | 00:00:53,423 | 00:00:55,063 | Ohh! ohh! Ohh! ohh! | Ohh! ohh! Ohh! ohh! |
15 | 00:00:55,093 | 00:00:57,334 | Don't "ohh!" Me. You have been playing favorites. | Don't "ohh!" Me. You have been playing favorites. |
16 | 00:00:57,364 | 00:01:00,035 | Now it's time to pay the Piper, so someone be a man. | Now it's time to pay the Piper, so someone be a man. |
17 | 00:01:00,065 | 00:01:02,106 | Suck it up and start eating the shredded wheat. | Suck it up and start eating the shredded wheat. |
18 | 00:01:02,136 | 00:01:03,306 | [ Men groan ] Cowards. | [ Men groan ] Cowards. |
19 | 00:01:03,336 | 00:01:05,037 | Oh, hey, ooh! | Oh, hey, ooh! |
20 | 00:01:05,077 | 00:01:08,278 | Remember, people, only pet the dog with your nonwatch hand. | Remember, people, only pet the dog with your nonwatch hand. |
21 | 00:01:08,308 | 00:01:10,779 | In case you don't remember, | In case you don't remember, |
22 | 00:01:10,819 | 00:01:13,249 | watches cause him to freak out, jump up on the counter, | watches cause him to freak out, jump up on the counter, |
23 | 00:01:13,289 | 00:01:16,190 | and kick my once-working toaster across the room. | and kick my once-working toaster across the room. |
24 | 00:01:16,220 | 00:01:18,421 | Your muffins. My what? | Your muffins. My what? |
25 | 00:01:18,461 | 00:01:20,832 | You left an urgent message about needing muffins. | You left an urgent message about needing muffins. |
26 | 00:01:20,862 | 00:01:21,832 | Muffins, boys! | Muffins, boys! |
27 | 00:01:21,862 | 00:01:23,733 | These were for them? | These were for them? |
28 | 00:01:23,763 | 00:01:26,774 | They were for me. I thought I'd eat my weight in muffins. | They were for me. I thought I'd eat my weight in muffins. |
29 | 00:01:26,804 | 00:01:28,474 | Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that? | Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that? |
30 | 00:01:28,504 | 00:01:29,805 | Like what? His posture's perfect. | Like what? His posture's perfect. |
31 | 00:01:29,845 | 00:01:31,205 | Chairs are for people. | Chairs are for people. |
32 | 00:01:31,245 | 00:01:32,546 | That's Paul anka's chair. | That's Paul anka's chair. |
33 | 00:01:32,576 | 00:01:34,676 | Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria. | Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria. |
34 | 00:01:34,716 | 00:01:36,087 | You shouldn't have fleas and malaria | You shouldn't have fleas and malaria |
35 | 00:01:36,117 | 00:01:37,417 | in the room you're gonna eat in. | in the room you're gonna eat in. |
36 | 00:01:37,447 | 00:01:38,788 | I don't eat in here. They do. | I don't eat in here. They do. |
37 | 00:01:38,818 | 00:01:41,089 | Enjoying your free breakfast, fellas? | Enjoying your free breakfast, fellas? |
38 | 00:01:41,119 | 00:01:43,729 | Nice free coffee, Craig. Nice free muffin, Benny. | Nice free coffee, Craig. Nice free muffin, Benny. |
39 | 00:01:43,759 | 00:01:46,600 | Gee, I don't think they know what you're getting at. | Gee, I don't think they know what you're getting at. |
40 | 00:01:46,630 | 00:01:49,431 | Are you done here? Tom wants to talk to us. | Are you done here? Tom wants to talk to us. |
41 | 00:01:49,471 | 00:01:52,542 | Norman, I'm gonna need you to find me some cripple studs | Norman, I'm gonna need you to find me some cripple studs |
42 | 00:01:52,572 | 00:01:54,503 | for that bearing wall we're putting in, | for that bearing wall we're putting in, |
43 | 00:01:54,543 | 00:01:56,244 | 'cause once that sucker's vertical, | 'cause once that sucker's vertical, |
44 | 00:01:56,274 | 00:01:59,285 | we got to be ready to nail in those joists. | we got to be ready to nail in those joists. |
45 | 00:01:59,315 | 00:02:00,845 | [ Saw whirs ] | [ Saw whirs ] |
46 | 00:02:00,885 | 00:02:03,586 | Keep doing what you're doing and then bring those tools up. | Keep doing what you're doing and then bring those tools up. |
47 | 00:02:03,616 | 00:02:04,616 | Got it. | Got it. |
48 | 00:02:04,656 | 00:02:06,227 | So, Steve, later today | So, Steve, later today |
49 | 00:02:06,257 | 00:02:08,488 | we're gonna need to dig a footing drain | we're gonna need to dig a footing drain |
50 | 00:02:08,528 | 00:02:11,599 | all around the perimeter, about 5 feet deep. | all around the perimeter, about 5 feet deep. |
51 | 00:02:11,629 | 00:02:15,400 | That ought to keep the basement dry. | That ought to keep the basement dry. |
52 | 00:02:15,430 | 00:02:16,740 | This house doesn't have a basement. | This house doesn't have a basement. |
53 | 00:02:16,770 | 00:02:18,271 | No, it certainly does not. | No, it certainly does not. |
54 | 00:02:18,301 | 00:02:19,871 | This is ridiculous. | This is ridiculous. |
55 | 00:02:19,912 | 00:02:22,512 | How long are you gonna let t.J. Think he's the contractor? | How long are you gonna let t.J. Think he's the contractor? |
56 | 00:02:22,542 | 00:02:24,143 | To the very end, my friend. | To the very end, my friend. |
57 | 00:02:24,183 | 00:02:25,543 | We have to tell him the truth. | We have to tell him the truth. |
58 | 00:02:25,583 | 00:02:27,554 | No, look how happy he is strutting around | No, look how happy he is strutting around |
59 | 00:02:27,584 | 00:02:29,525 | in his tool belt and shiny silver helmet. | in his tool belt and shiny silver helmet. |
60 | 00:02:29,555 | 00:02:31,185 | He polishes that thing every night. | He polishes that thing every night. |
61 | 00:02:31,225 | 00:02:32,456 | Really? | Really? |
62 | 00:02:32,496 | 00:02:34,856 | Yes, really, with real silver polish. | Yes, really, with real silver polish. |
63 | 00:02:34,896 | 00:02:36,897 | That's what he thinks silver polish is for... | That's what he thinks silver polish is for... |
64 | 00:02:36,927 | 00:02:38,368 | To polish anything that's silver. | To polish anything that's silver. |
65 | 00:02:38,398 | 00:02:39,868 | I think that's adorable. | I think that's adorable. |
66 | 00:02:39,898 | 00:02:42,469 | The good news is he's got terrible instincts, | The good news is he's got terrible instincts, |
67 | 00:02:42,509 | 00:02:45,240 | but he combines that with zero follow-through, | but he combines that with zero follow-through, |
68 | 00:02:45,270 | 00:02:46,540 | so it all works out in the end. | so it all works out in the end. |
69 | 00:02:46,580 | 00:02:48,811 | Terrible instincts, zero follow-through... | Terrible instincts, zero follow-through... |
70 | 00:02:48,841 | 00:02:50,652 | All the qualities you want in a pretend contractor. | All the qualities you want in a pretend contractor. |
71 | 00:02:50,682 | 00:02:53,683 | But we're paying t.J. A contractor's salary | But we're paying t.J. A contractor's salary |
72 | 00:02:53,723 | 00:02:55,923 | to do a job that he's not actually doing, | to do a job that he's not actually doing, |
73 | 00:02:55,953 | 00:02:58,224 | and you're paying Tom an extra 10% | and you're paying Tom an extra 10% |
74 | 00:02:58,254 | 00:03:00,425 | to pretend he's not doing a job that t.J. Thinks he's doing | to pretend he's not doing a job that t.J. Thinks he's doing |
75 | 00:03:00,465 | 00:03:01,865 | but Tom is actually doing. | but Tom is actually doing. |
76 | 00:03:01,895 | 00:03:04,666 | You should hire Blake Edwards as your contractor. | You should hire Blake Edwards as your contractor. |
77 | 00:03:04,696 | 00:03:07,567 | Oh, no. T.J.'S playing with the circular saw. | Oh, no. T.J.'S playing with the circular saw. |
78 | 00:03:07,607 | 00:03:09,778 | Tom will get to him before he finds the switch. | Tom will get to him before he finds the switch. |
79 | 00:03:09,808 | 00:03:11,309 | We're going to tell him. | We're going to tell him. |
80 | 00:03:11,339 | 00:03:13,449 | He is your brother-in-law. | He is your brother-in-law. |
81 | 00:03:13,479 | 00:03:14,910 | Just because Liz married him. | Just because Liz married him. |
82 | 00:03:14,950 | 00:03:18,281 | But this makes him happy, which makes Liz happy, | But this makes him happy, which makes Liz happy, |
83 | 00:03:18,321 | 00:03:20,822 | which will make you happy, which will make me happy. | which will make you happy, which will make me happy. |
84 | 00:03:20,852 | 00:03:23,523 | Just so you know, I'm gonna oversee this entire thing. | Just so you know, I'm gonna oversee this entire thing. |
85 | 00:03:23,563 | 00:03:25,763 | I'm gonna make sure t.J. Doesn't blow the house up. | I'm gonna make sure t.J. Doesn't blow the house up. |
86 | 00:03:25,793 | 00:03:27,294 | I appreciate that. | I appreciate that. |
87 | 00:03:27,334 | 00:03:29,365 | Will you please make an extra pot of coffee? | Will you please make an extra pot of coffee? |
88 | 00:03:29,405 | 00:03:30,665 | I'm gonna go to babette's and take a shower. | I'm gonna go to babette's and take a shower. |
89 | 00:03:30,705 | 00:03:32,776 | Why? Your shower's working. | Why? Your shower's working. |
90 | 00:03:32,806 | 00:03:35,277 | Just had a little incident in here yesterday. | Just had a little incident in here yesterday. |
91 | 00:03:35,307 | 00:03:35,837 | What kind of incident? | What kind of incident? |
92 | 00:03:35,877 | 00:03:37,607 | Nothing big. | Nothing big. |
93 | 00:03:37,647 | 00:03:40,678 | Some of the guys saw me naked. It's no big thing. | Some of the guys saw me naked. It's no big thing. |
94 | 00:03:40,718 | 00:03:42,719 | How did a couple of guys see you naked? | How did a couple of guys see you naked? |
95 | 00:03:42,749 | 00:03:44,390 | I was getting out, and Joe... | I was getting out, and Joe... |
96 | 00:03:44,420 | 00:03:45,850 | Joe? Joe saw you naked? | Joe? Joe saw you naked? |
97 | 00:03:45,890 | 00:03:47,291 | And Pete. | And Pete. |
98 | 00:03:47,321 | 00:03:48,891 | Pete was with Joe, and then slim... | Pete was with Joe, and then slim... |
99 | 00:03:48,921 | 00:03:50,432 | Slim saw you naked? | Slim saw you naked? |
100 | 00:03:50,462 | 00:03:52,902 | I could see him, so I assume he could see me. | I could see him, so I assume he could see me. |
101 | 00:03:52,932 | 00:03:54,763 | Billy had the best view... | Billy had the best view... |
102 | 00:03:54,803 | 00:03:56,834 | Just a straight shot right down main street. | Just a straight shot right down main street. |
103 | 00:03:56,874 | 00:03:58,534 | Four guys saw you naked? | Four guys saw you naked? |
104 | 00:03:58,574 | 00:03:59,805 | If you don't count Teddy, yes. | If you don't count Teddy, yes. |
105 | 00:03:59,845 | 00:04:01,845 | What were those guys doing up there? | What were those guys doing up there? |
106 | 00:04:01,875 | 00:04:03,776 | T.j. Accidentally sent them up. | T.j. Accidentally sent them up. |
107 | 00:04:03,816 | 00:04:05,046 | I'm gonna kill him. | I'm gonna kill him. |
108 | 00:04:05,076 | 00:04:08,448 | It was no big deal. We all laughed about it. | It was no big deal. We all laughed about it. |
109 | 00:04:08,488 | 00:04:10,888 | From now on, I'm showering at babette's, so show's over. | From now on, I'm showering at babette's, so show's over. |
110 | 00:04:10,918 | 00:04:14,290 | No one sees the goods but you, okay? | No one sees the goods but you, okay? |
111 | 00:04:14,330 | 00:04:15,930 | [ Machinery whirring ] | [ Machinery whirring ] |
112 | 00:04:22,842 | 00:04:26,474 | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ | ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ |
113 | 00:04:26,514 | 00:04:31,845 | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ | ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ |
114 | 00:04:31,885 | 00:04:35,757 | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ | ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ |
115 | 00:04:35,787 | 00:04:40,398 | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ | ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ |
116 | 00:04:40,428 | 00:04:44,800 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
117 | 00:04:44,830 | 00:04:48,471 | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to | ♪ anywhere that you tell me to |
118 | 00:04:48,501 | 00:04:51,072 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
119 | 00:04:51,112 | 00:04:53,643 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
120 | 00:04:53,683 | 00:04:57,714 | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh | ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh |
121 | 00:04:57,754 | 00:05:02,796 | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ | ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ |
122 | 00:05:02,826 | 00:05:06,627 | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ | ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ |
123 | 00:05:06,667 | 00:05:09,438 | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need | ♪ if you need ♪ if you need |
124 | 00:05:09,468 | 00:05:11,969 | ♪ you need me to be with you | ♪ you need me to be with you |
125 | 00:05:11,999 | 00:05:15,510 | ♪ I will follow where you lead | ♪ I will follow where you lead |
126 | 00:05:16,510 | 00:05:17,581 | they're good. | they're good. |
127 | 00:05:17,611 | 00:05:19,041 | They're stale. | They're stale. |
128 | 00:05:19,081 | 00:05:21,452 | The blueberries aren't blue. They're red. | The blueberries aren't blue. They're red. |
129 | 00:05:21,482 | 00:05:23,052 | My god, these blueberries are red! | My god, these blueberries are red! |
130 | 00:05:23,082 | 00:05:24,453 | They're raspberries. | They're raspberries. |
131 | 00:05:24,483 | 00:05:25,483 | The box said they were blueberry. | The box said they were blueberry. |
132 | 00:05:25,523 | 00:05:26,794 | It was printed on the side. | It was printed on the side. |
133 | 00:05:26,824 | 00:05:28,424 | I was in the kitchen, and the box said... | I was in the kitchen, and the box said... |
134 | 00:05:28,454 | 00:05:30,125 | She just kills me, that woman. | She just kills me, that woman. |
135 | 00:05:30,165 | 00:05:31,925 | It wasn't as provocative as you think. | It wasn't as provocative as you think. |
136 | 00:05:33,566 | 00:05:35,096 | "On my last visit to the office, | "On my last visit to the office, |
137 | 00:05:35,136 | 00:05:37,037 | "I noticed the foliage on the side of the entrance | "I noticed the foliage on the side of the entrance |
138 | 00:05:37,067 | 00:05:38,568 | "looked a little peaked. | "looked a little peaked. |
139 | 00:05:38,608 | 00:05:40,078 | "We might want to let the gardener know. | "We might want to let the gardener know. |
140 | 00:05:40,108 | 00:05:42,549 | Ta, ladies." | Ta, ladies." |
141 | 00:05:42,579 | 00:05:45,710 | It's not Martin Luther nailing the 95 theses to a door. | It's not Martin Luther nailing the 95 theses to a door. |
142 | 00:05:45,750 | 00:05:48,921 | It's implying I have no control over my hirelings at the d.A.R. | It's implying I have no control over my hirelings at the d.A.R. |
143 | 00:05:48,951 | 00:05:50,191 | I'm the president. | I'm the president. |
144 | 00:05:50,221 | 00:05:52,052 | The foliage on the side of the door, | The foliage on the side of the door, |
145 | 00:05:52,092 | 00:05:55,193 | which looks fine, by the way, is my responsibility. | which looks fine, by the way, is my responsibility. |
146 | 00:05:55,223 | 00:05:57,764 | This is a direct frontal assault on my leadership. | This is a direct frontal assault on my leadership. |
147 | 00:05:57,794 | 00:05:59,064 | The woman's plotting a coup. | The woman's plotting a coup. |
148 | 00:05:59,094 | 00:06:00,005 | This is constance, right? | This is constance, right? |
149 | 00:06:00,035 | 00:06:01,735 | Constance betterton. | Constance betterton. |
150 | 00:06:01,765 | 00:06:03,776 | Ever since the Masterson" Christmas party, | Ever since the Masterson" Christmas party, |
151 | 00:06:03,806 | 00:06:05,707 | when I mentioned that constance's husband | when I mentioned that constance's husband |
152 | 00:06:05,737 | 00:06:08,477 | sells used cars for a living, which he does... | sells used cars for a living, which he does... |
153 | 00:06:08,507 | 00:06:10,578 | He calls them "pre-owned," but they're used... | He calls them "pre-owned," but they're used... |
154 | 00:06:10,618 | 00:06:12,219 | She's had it in for me. | She's had it in for me. |
155 | 00:06:12,249 | 00:06:14,149 | She's gonna run against me in the next election. | She's gonna run against me in the next election. |
156 | 00:06:14,189 | 00:06:16,620 | You don't try to oust a president of the d.A.R. | You don't try to oust a president of the d.A.R. |
157 | 00:06:16,660 | 00:06:18,461 | After one term... It's an insult! | After one term... It's an insult! |
158 | 00:06:18,491 | 00:06:20,131 | I think you will beat her handily. | I think you will beat her handily. |
159 | 00:06:20,161 | 00:06:21,692 | Did I tell you she tried to push me down the stairs? | Did I tell you she tried to push me down the stairs? |
160 | 00:06:21,732 | 00:06:23,562 | Look, grandma, don't worry. | Look, grandma, don't worry. |
161 | 00:06:23,602 | 00:06:25,133 | You have someone on the inside now. | You have someone on the inside now. |
162 | 00:06:25,163 | 00:06:26,533 | Who? | Who? |
163 | 00:06:26,573 | 00:06:27,974 | Me. | Me. |
164 | 00:06:28,004 | 00:06:28,804 | Oh. | Oh. |
165 | 00:06:28,834 | 00:06:30,145 | Yes. | Yes. |
166 | 00:06:30,175 | 00:06:32,746 | I'll keep an eye on constance from now on... | I'll keep an eye on constance from now on... |
167 | 00:06:32,776 | 00:06:35,747 | Let you know when she comes in, when she uses the computer, | Let you know when she comes in, when she uses the computer, |
168 | 00:06:35,777 | 00:06:37,817 | when she's inspecting the landscaping. | when she's inspecting the landscaping. |
169 | 00:06:37,847 | 00:06:39,658 | Well, that's wonderful! | Well, that's wonderful! |
170 | 00:06:39,688 | 00:06:40,618 | But stay out of the stairwell. | But stay out of the stairwell. |
171 | 00:06:40,658 | 00:06:41,658 | Will do. | Will do. |
172 | 00:06:43,829 | 00:06:46,730 | Mmm. Raspberry. I like raspberry. | Mmm. Raspberry. I like raspberry. |
173 | 00:06:49,931 | 00:06:50,932 | Twist ties? | Twist ties? |
174 | 00:06:50,972 | 00:06:53,042 | Twist ties are over there. | Twist ties are over there. |
175 | 00:06:53,072 | 00:06:56,273 | Is that bag half full or half empty, Jules? | Is that bag half full or half empty, Jules? |
176 | 00:06:56,303 | 00:06:58,774 | Oh, you're making me an optimist, my friend. | Oh, you're making me an optimist, my friend. |
177 | 00:06:58,814 | 00:07:00,085 | Rory? Liza? | Rory? Liza? |
178 | 00:07:00,115 | 00:07:01,215 | Rory? | Rory? |
179 | 00:07:01,245 | 00:07:03,156 | Not until the end of your shift. | Not until the end of your shift. |
180 | 00:07:03,186 | 00:07:05,586 | I don't think the patch works on me. | I don't think the patch works on me. |
181 | 00:07:05,616 | 00:07:07,157 | That is a billion milligrams of nicotine. | That is a billion milligrams of nicotine. |
182 | 00:07:07,187 | 00:07:08,657 | Is that bad? | Is that bad? |
183 | 00:07:08,687 | 00:07:11,028 | Go sit by the cooler, have some water, | Go sit by the cooler, have some water, |
184 | 00:07:11,058 | 00:07:13,529 | and take those off. | and take those off. |
185 | 00:07:13,569 | 00:07:14,970 | Problem? | Problem? |
186 | 00:07:15,000 | 00:07:17,740 | No, I told her to get water. She seems dehydrated. | No, I told her to get water. She seems dehydrated. |
187 | 00:07:17,770 | 00:07:19,101 | Looks pretty good. | Looks pretty good. |
188 | 00:07:19,141 | 00:07:20,912 | I think we've hit a good rhythm here. | I think we've hit a good rhythm here. |
189 | 00:07:20,942 | 00:07:22,682 | I've paired up Rinaldi and spiro, | I've paired up Rinaldi and spiro, |
190 | 00:07:22,712 | 00:07:24,283 | which worked out very efficiently. | which worked out very efficiently. |
191 | 00:07:24,313 | 00:07:26,683 | Sanderson got grumpy toward the end of the day, | Sanderson got grumpy toward the end of the day, |
192 | 00:07:26,713 | 00:07:27,914 | but it's 'cause he wants to be noticed, | but it's 'cause he wants to be noticed, |
193 | 00:07:27,954 | 00:07:30,325 | and he is by far our best spearman. | and he is by far our best spearman. |
194 | 00:07:30,355 | 00:07:33,656 | We need to remember to pack extra trash Spears tomorrow. | We need to remember to pack extra trash Spears tomorrow. |
195 | 00:07:33,696 | 00:07:35,626 | The mcfarland brothers are using the trash pickup | The mcfarland brothers are using the trash pickup |
196 | 00:07:35,656 | 00:07:37,667 | to get out some of that pent-up aggression, | to get out some of that pent-up aggression, |
197 | 00:07:37,697 | 00:07:40,098 | which is psychologically healthy but hard on the equipment. | which is psychologically healthy but hard on the equipment. |
198 | 00:07:40,138 | 00:07:42,269 | Got it. So, what's it looking like? | Got it. So, what's it looking like? |
199 | 00:07:42,299 | 00:07:44,009 | Our quota's up. The kids are tired. | Our quota's up. The kids are tired. |
200 | 00:07:44,039 | 00:07:46,170 | It's time to call it a day. | It's time to call it a day. |
201 | 00:07:46,210 | 00:07:48,781 | Alright, everybody, let's bring it in! | Alright, everybody, let's bring it in! |
202 | 00:07:48,811 | 00:07:51,682 | A bunch of girls are going for pizza, if you want to come. | A bunch of girls are going for pizza, if you want to come. |
203 | 00:07:51,712 | 00:07:52,622 | I'll come. | I'll come. |
204 | 00:07:52,652 | 00:07:53,882 | Are you a girl? | Are you a girl? |
205 | 00:07:53,922 | 00:07:56,323 | No. | No. |
206 | 00:07:56,353 | 00:07:59,254 | I can't. I've got a 3-hour shift at the nursing home. | I can't. I've got a 3-hour shift at the nursing home. |
207 | 00:07:59,294 | 00:08:01,695 | I can't believe how much service they stuck you with. | I can't believe how much service they stuck you with. |
208 | 00:08:01,725 | 00:08:02,695 | What the hell did you do? | What the hell did you do? |
209 | 00:08:02,735 | 00:08:04,736 | I shot a man in Reno. | I shot a man in Reno. |
210 | 00:08:04,766 | 00:08:07,367 | [ Laughs, coughs ] | [ Laughs, coughs ] |
211 | 00:08:07,407 | 00:08:08,637 | Give it. | Give it. |
212 | 00:08:08,667 | 00:08:10,278 | [ Coughing continues ] | [ Coughing continues ] |
213 | 00:08:12,679 | 00:08:15,280 | Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life | Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life |
214 | 00:08:15,310 | 00:08:17,820 | that I've consistently spent the night with a man. | that I've consistently spent the night with a man. |
215 | 00:08:17,850 | 00:08:19,321 | I don't know the rules. | I don't know the rules. |
216 | 00:08:19,351 | 00:08:22,192 | Obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex, | Obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex, |
217 | 00:08:22,222 | 00:08:24,093 | but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? | but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? |
218 | 00:08:24,123 | 00:08:25,963 | Nightgowns are obviously out, | Nightgowns are obviously out, |
219 | 00:08:25,993 | 00:08:27,834 | but wearing nothing seems extreme | but wearing nothing seems extreme |
220 | 00:08:27,864 | 00:08:29,864 | and, in case of fire, completely impractical. | and, in case of fire, completely impractical. |
221 | 00:08:29,904 | 00:08:32,405 | I wore a camisole one night. It almost strangled me. | I wore a camisole one night. It almost strangled me. |
222 | 00:08:32,435 | 00:08:35,106 | I'm not a Teddy girl, so what does that leave? | I'm not a Teddy girl, so what does that leave? |
223 | 00:08:35,136 | 00:08:36,807 | Um... t-shirts. | Um... t-shirts. |
224 | 00:08:36,847 | 00:08:39,778 | But what does a t-shirt say about me? | But what does a t-shirt say about me? |
225 | 00:08:39,818 | 00:08:41,678 | What does it say to Doyle about me? | What does it say to Doyle about me? |
226 | 00:08:41,718 | 00:08:44,319 | It's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty. | It's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty. |
227 | 00:08:44,349 | 00:08:46,760 | Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. | Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. |
228 | 00:08:46,790 | 00:08:49,891 | After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? | After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? |
229 | 00:08:49,931 | 00:08:51,892 | Right now, my ass is probably as good | Right now, my ass is probably as good |
230 | 00:08:51,932 | 00:08:52,732 | as it's ever going to get. | as it's ever going to get. |
231 | 00:08:52,762 | 00:08:54,363 | I should exploit that. | I should exploit that. |
232 | 00:08:54,403 | 00:08:56,873 | Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town. | Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town. |
233 | 00:08:56,903 | 00:08:58,334 | I'm starting to fade here. | I'm starting to fade here. |
234 | 00:08:58,374 | 00:09:00,345 | Oh, me too. Listen, it's been a terrific lunch. | Oh, me too. Listen, it's been a terrific lunch. |
235 | 00:09:00,375 | 00:09:01,845 | I'll get another Espresso. | I'll get another Espresso. |
236 | 00:09:01,875 | 00:09:04,416 | Actually, we're out of Espresso. | Actually, we're out of Espresso. |
237 | 00:09:04,446 | 00:09:08,447 | We shut the machine down at 3:00 to give it a rest. | We shut the machine down at 3:00 to give it a rest. |
238 | 00:09:08,487 | 00:09:10,888 | It's Italian, so it's a little temperamental. | It's Italian, so it's a little temperamental. |
239 | 00:09:10,918 | 00:09:13,859 | Oh. Okay. Well, then, I guess I should... | Oh. Okay. Well, then, I guess I should... |
240 | 00:09:13,889 | 00:09:16,390 | Go? Really? Okay. Well, hmm. | Go? Really? Okay. Well, hmm. |
241 | 00:09:16,430 | 00:09:18,461 | Sweetie, it's been a blast again. | Sweetie, it's been a blast again. |
242 | 00:09:18,501 | 00:09:20,171 | So, I guess I'll see you Tuesday. | So, I guess I'll see you Tuesday. |
243 | 00:09:20,201 | 00:09:22,742 | Yeah, Tuesday. Perfect. Can't wait. | Yeah, Tuesday. Perfect. Can't wait. |
244 | 00:09:22,772 | 00:09:24,202 | Okay. | Okay. |
245 | 00:09:27,774 | 00:09:28,944 | Is she gone? | Is she gone? |
246 | 00:09:28,974 | 00:09:30,945 | Yes, she's gone. | Yes, she's gone. |
247 | 00:09:30,985 | 00:09:32,415 | I can't believe you're hiding from a little girl. | I can't believe you're hiding from a little girl. |
248 | 00:09:32,445 | 00:09:33,916 | Oh, yes, you can. | Oh, yes, you can. |
249 | 00:09:33,956 | 00:09:35,916 | She has a tough exterior, but Paris is... | She has a tough exterior, but Paris is... |
250 | 00:09:35,956 | 00:09:37,387 | Tokyo Rose. | Tokyo Rose. |
251 | 00:09:37,427 | 00:09:40,228 | She's lonely. She does not have a lot of friends. | She's lonely. She does not have a lot of friends. |
252 | 00:09:40,258 | 00:09:41,298 | No! Shocker! | No! Shocker! |
253 | 00:09:41,328 | 00:09:42,769 | Sookie. | Sookie. |
254 | 00:09:42,799 | 00:09:45,430 | No. No "Sookie." She's horrible. | No. No "Sookie." She's horrible. |
255 | 00:09:45,470 | 00:09:47,300 | She sends everything back twice, | She sends everything back twice, |
256 | 00:09:47,340 | 00:09:49,041 | and she makes the waiters write down | and she makes the waiters write down |
257 | 00:09:49,071 | 00:09:51,071 | what she wants me to know is wrong with the food. | what she wants me to know is wrong with the food. |
258 | 00:09:51,111 | 00:09:52,742 | At least you're hidden. | At least you're hidden. |
259 | 00:09:52,782 | 00:09:54,182 | I'm out there behind a desk, | I'm out there behind a desk, |
260 | 00:09:54,212 | 00:09:55,043 | exposed to all of her elements. | exposed to all of her elements. |
261 | 00:09:55,083 | 00:09:56,513 | Michel. | Michel. |
262 | 00:09:56,543 | 00:09:59,454 | She mocked my accent. She called me "Canadian." | She mocked my accent. She called me "Canadian." |
263 | 00:09:59,484 | 00:10:01,525 | It's enough already. I won't cook for her anymore. | It's enough already. I won't cook for her anymore. |
264 | 00:10:01,555 | 00:10:02,925 | Lunches. | Lunches. |
265 | 00:10:02,955 | 00:10:04,996 | Twice a week for three weeks? | Twice a week for three weeks? |
266 | 00:10:05,026 | 00:10:06,897 | The next thing you know, you'll be carrying Emmanuel Lewis | The next thing you know, you'll be carrying Emmanuel Lewis |
267 | 00:10:06,927 | 00:10:08,467 | on your shoulders. | on your shoulders. |
268 | 00:10:08,497 | 00:10:10,968 | We don't have time for this. We have a wedding this week. | We don't have time for this. We have a wedding this week. |
269 | 00:10:10,998 | 00:10:13,969 | I've got a menu to plan and a cake to design. | I've got a menu to plan and a cake to design. |
270 | 00:10:14,009 | 00:10:16,940 | I don't have time to map out the patterns for my salmon. | I don't have time to map out the patterns for my salmon. |
271 | 00:10:16,980 | 00:10:19,481 | I'm sorry she's bothering you guys. | I'm sorry she's bothering you guys. |
272 | 00:10:19,511 | 00:10:21,982 | What can I do? I gave her my cellphone number. | What can I do? I gave her my cellphone number. |
273 | 00:10:22,012 | 00:10:23,952 | I just didn't think she'd use it so often. | I just didn't think she'd use it so often. |
274 | 00:10:23,982 | 00:10:25,123 | Well, cut it off. | Well, cut it off. |
275 | 00:10:25,153 | 00:10:26,083 | I feel sorry for her. | I feel sorry for her. |
276 | 00:10:26,123 | 00:10:27,353 | No one likes to be pitied. | No one likes to be pitied. |
277 | 00:10:27,393 | 00:10:29,354 | Fine, I have to cut it off. I will. | Fine, I have to cut it off. I will. |
278 | 00:10:29,394 | 00:10:30,094 | Do you promise? | Do you promise? |
279 | 00:10:30,124 | 00:10:31,465 | I promise. | I promise. |
280 | 00:10:31,495 | 00:10:34,296 | Good, because I've got a lot of work to do. | Good, because I've got a lot of work to do. |
281 | 00:10:34,336 | 00:10:36,196 | We've got a ton of planning to do for this wedding, | We've got a ton of planning to do for this wedding, |
282 | 00:10:36,236 | 00:10:37,507 | and the menu's a mess. | and the menu's a mess. |
283 | 00:10:37,537 | 00:10:39,107 | I was thinking about a red velvet cake, | I was thinking about a red velvet cake, |
284 | 00:10:39,137 | 00:10:40,808 | but I don't know. | but I don't know. |
285 | 00:10:40,838 | 00:10:43,809 | I'm using this as a trial run, so it has to be perfect. | I'm using this as a trial run, so it has to be perfect. |
286 | 00:10:43,849 | 00:10:44,879 | A trial run for what? | A trial run for what? |
287 | 00:10:44,909 | 00:10:47,220 | For your wedding. | For your wedding. |
288 | 00:10:47,250 | 00:10:47,920 | Which will be when? | Which will be when? |
289 | 00:10:47,950 | 00:10:49,051 | What? | What? |
290 | 00:10:49,081 | 00:10:50,251 | When? When what? | When? When what? |
291 | 00:10:50,291 | 00:10:51,391 | When will you be getting married? | When will you be getting married? |
292 | 00:10:51,421 | 00:10:52,392 | I'm gonna need a date. | I'm gonna need a date. |
293 | 00:10:52,422 | 00:10:54,462 | We haven't set one yet. | We haven't set one yet. |
294 | 00:10:54,492 | 00:10:58,264 | I had Michel black out all of July for next year. | I had Michel black out all of July for next year. |
295 | 00:10:58,294 | 00:11:00,264 | I figured you and Luke for a summer wedding. | I figured you and Luke for a summer wedding. |
296 | 00:11:00,304 | 00:11:01,535 | Who and Luke? | Who and Luke? |
297 | 00:11:01,565 | 00:11:03,505 | July 23rd is my pick, but I am flexible. | July 23rd is my pick, but I am flexible. |
298 | 00:11:03,535 | 00:11:05,236 | Michel, unblack it out. | Michel, unblack it out. |
299 | 00:11:05,276 | 00:11:06,006 | I told you. | I told you. |
300 | 00:11:06,036 | 00:11:07,607 | "I told you" what? | "I told you" what? |
301 | 00:11:07,647 | 00:11:09,007 | You were not getting married. | You were not getting married. |
302 | 00:11:09,047 | 00:11:10,048 | I am getting married. | I am getting married. |
303 | 00:11:10,078 | 00:11:11,478 | You were right. | You were right. |
304 | 00:11:11,518 | 00:11:13,489 | The woman can't commit to a purse, much less a man. | The woman can't commit to a purse, much less a man. |
305 | 00:11:13,519 | 00:11:14,519 | I am getting married. | I am getting married. |
306 | 00:11:14,549 | 00:11:16,620 | I am so naive. I believed. | I am so naive. I believed. |
307 | 00:11:16,650 | 00:11:18,490 | Live and learn. | Live and learn. |
308 | 00:11:18,520 | 00:11:21,191 | Hey, I am getting married. We will set a date. | Hey, I am getting married. We will set a date. |
309 | 00:11:21,231 | 00:11:22,862 | We will get married on that date. | We will get married on that date. |
310 | 00:11:22,902 | 00:11:24,903 | And I've had the same purse for almost a year, | And I've had the same purse for almost a year, |
311 | 00:11:24,933 | 00:11:26,133 | thank you very much. | thank you very much. |
312 | 00:11:26,163 | 00:11:28,134 | Of course. My mistake. | Of course. My mistake. |
313 | 00:11:28,174 | 00:11:30,945 | Now let me go cancel your wedding plans. | Now let me go cancel your wedding plans. |
314 | 00:11:30,975 | 00:11:33,575 | Those are not my wedding plans. They are Sookie's plans. | Those are not my wedding plans. They are Sookie's plans. |
315 | 00:11:33,615 | 00:11:35,576 | Well, fine, then! What are your wedding plans? | Well, fine, then! What are your wedding plans? |
316 | 00:11:35,616 | 00:11:36,947 | They haven't been formalized. | They haven't been formalized. |
317 | 00:11:36,987 | 00:11:38,917 | What does that mean? | What does that mean? |
318 | 00:11:38,947 | 00:11:40,588 | I got men running around my house, | I got men running around my house, |
319 | 00:11:40,618 | 00:11:43,629 | a destroyed bedroom... Things are crazy right now. | a destroyed bedroom... Things are crazy right now. |
320 | 00:11:43,659 | 00:11:46,660 | When they calm down and Luke and I get a chance to breathe, | When they calm down and Luke and I get a chance to breathe, |
321 | 00:11:46,690 | 00:11:48,400 | we will talk and set the date. | we will talk and set the date. |
322 | 00:11:48,430 | 00:11:50,131 | Until then, will you drop it, please? | Until then, will you drop it, please? |
323 | 00:11:50,171 | 00:11:52,032 | Fine. It's dropped. | Fine. It's dropped. |
324 | 00:11:52,072 | 00:11:53,142 | She's coming back! | She's coming back! |
325 | 00:11:53,172 | 00:11:54,572 | Why?! | Why?! |
326 | 00:11:54,602 | 00:11:57,173 | Maybe she left her phone or her spell book. | Maybe she left her phone or her spell book. |
327 | 00:11:57,213 | 00:11:58,574 | She's heading back toward the inn, | She's heading back toward the inn, |
328 | 00:11:58,614 | 00:12:00,444 | and I'm not going out until she leaves. | and I'm not going out until she leaves. |
329 | 00:12:00,484 | 00:12:02,085 | You're being ridiculous. | You're being ridiculous. |
330 | 00:12:02,115 | 00:12:03,385 | You're a grown man. You have a job to do. | You're a grown man. You have a job to do. |
331 | 00:12:03,415 | 00:12:06,116 | So do you. I don't see you rushing out. | So do you. I don't see you rushing out. |
332 | 00:12:06,156 | 00:12:09,227 | I can't. I'm not done with my coffee yet. | I can't. I'm not done with my coffee yet. |
333 | 00:12:09,257 | 00:12:12,098 | Mmm! Good to the last drop. | Mmm! Good to the last drop. |
334 | 00:12:13,499 | 00:12:15,469 | [ Telephone rings ] | [ Telephone rings ] |
335 | 00:12:15,499 | 00:12:18,000 | Daughters of the American revolution. | Daughters of the American revolution. |
336 | 00:12:18,040 | 00:12:19,601 | Mrs. Tarkington, yes, | Mrs. Tarkington, yes, |
337 | 00:12:19,641 | 00:12:21,511 | I've got your application right here... | I've got your application right here... |
338 | 00:12:21,541 | 00:12:24,112 | Sandra tarkington. | Sandra tarkington. |
339 | 00:12:24,142 | 00:12:27,253 | Um, I guess we just need to make 100% sure | Um, I guess we just need to make 100% sure |
340 | 00:12:27,283 | 00:12:29,484 | that you're related to a verifiable patriot, | that you're related to a verifiable patriot, |
341 | 00:12:29,514 | 00:12:32,285 | because we couldn't substantiate it on our end. | because we couldn't substantiate it on our end. |
342 | 00:12:32,325 | 00:12:34,156 | Well, see, that's the thing... | Well, see, that's the thing... |
343 | 00:12:34,196 | 00:12:35,656 | The fact that you found a musket in your great-uncle's attic | The fact that you found a musket in your great-uncle's attic |
344 | 00:12:35,696 | 00:12:37,297 | doesn't necessarily mean | doesn't necessarily mean |
345 | 00:12:37,327 | 00:12:39,998 | you're related to a revolutionary war patriot. | you're related to a revolutionary war patriot. |
346 | 00:12:40,038 | 00:12:41,738 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
347 | 00:12:41,768 | 00:12:44,109 | Unfortunately, even if your great-uncle Nate | Unfortunately, even if your great-uncle Nate |
348 | 00:12:44,139 | 00:12:47,010 | swore on your aunt kissy's grave that it was so. | swore on your aunt kissy's grave that it was so. |
349 | 00:12:47,040 | 00:12:50,381 | It's documented genealogy, preferably notarized. | It's documented genealogy, preferably notarized. |
350 | 00:12:50,411 | 00:12:55,423 | Could you hold on for a moment? | Could you hold on for a moment? |
351 | 00:12:55,453 | 00:12:57,193 | Psst. Where's Julia? | Psst. Where's Julia? |
352 | 00:12:57,223 | 00:13:00,064 | Slinked to the back after I tore down constance's letter. | Slinked to the back after I tore down constance's letter. |
353 | 00:13:00,094 | 00:13:01,565 | Good, 'cause I've got some gossip. | Good, 'cause I've got some gossip. |
354 | 00:13:01,595 | 00:13:05,066 | My own little Valerie plame. What's the news? | My own little Valerie plame. What's the news? |
355 | 00:13:05,096 | 00:13:06,336 | So, I was at lunch with some of the girls, | So, I was at lunch with some of the girls, |
356 | 00:13:06,366 | 00:13:08,567 | and I started sniffing around, | and I started sniffing around, |
357 | 00:13:08,607 | 00:13:11,278 | asking if anyone had funny stories about constance. | asking if anyone had funny stories about constance. |
358 | 00:13:11,308 | 00:13:13,209 | You sly fox! | You sly fox! |
359 | 00:13:13,249 | 00:13:15,779 | One of the girls tells me that three months ago, | One of the girls tells me that three months ago, |
360 | 00:13:15,809 | 00:13:18,050 | she was in the office with constance, | she was in the office with constance, |
361 | 00:13:18,080 | 00:13:19,421 | and as constance was heading out for lunch, | and as constance was heading out for lunch, |
362 | 00:13:19,451 | 00:13:21,191 | she stumbled and dropped her purse, | she stumbled and dropped her purse, |
363 | 00:13:21,221 | 00:13:22,792 | and her altoids box popped open, | and her altoids box popped open, |
364 | 00:13:22,822 | 00:13:24,162 | spilling out enough funny-looking pills | spilling out enough funny-looking pills |
365 | 00:13:24,192 | 00:13:25,523 | to fill a pharmacy. | to fill a pharmacy. |
366 | 00:13:25,563 | 00:13:28,064 | Constance claimed they were all vitamins. | Constance claimed they were all vitamins. |
367 | 00:13:28,094 | 00:13:29,194 | Julia didn't buy it. | Julia didn't buy it. |
368 | 00:13:29,234 | 00:13:31,135 | The minute the pills spilled out, | The minute the pills spilled out, |
369 | 00:13:31,165 | 00:13:33,405 | constance threw herself on top of them. | constance threw herself on top of them. |
370 | 00:13:33,435 | 00:13:35,776 | A cover-up... that's good. That's what took Nixon down. | A cover-up... that's good. That's what took Nixon down. |
371 | 00:13:35,806 | 00:13:38,407 | This is so exciting! I love having a mole. | This is so exciting! I love having a mole. |
372 | 00:13:38,447 | 00:13:40,348 | We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora. | We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora. |
373 | 00:13:40,378 | 00:13:43,419 | I suggested that we invite constance to lunch... | I suggested that we invite constance to lunch... |
374 | 00:13:43,449 | 00:13:45,349 | Get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up. | Get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up. |
375 | 00:13:45,389 | 00:13:47,420 | Who knew that behind such a sweet face | Who knew that behind such a sweet face |
376 | 00:13:47,460 | 00:13:48,720 | lurked the soul of a spy? | lurked the soul of a spy? |
377 | 00:13:48,760 | 00:13:51,061 | I prefer "woman of mystery and intrigue." | I prefer "woman of mystery and intrigue." |
378 | 00:13:51,091 | 00:13:51,731 | [ Cellphone rings ] | [ Cellphone rings ] |
379 | 00:13:51,761 | 00:13:54,062 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
380 | 00:13:54,102 | 00:13:54,662 | Hello? | Hello? |
381 | 00:13:54,702 | 00:13:55,463 | Paris: Rory. | Paris: Rory. |
382 | 00:13:55,503 | 00:13:58,174 | Oh, hey, Paris. | Oh, hey, Paris. |
383 | 00:13:58,204 | 00:13:59,534 | Okay. | Okay. |
384 | 00:13:59,574 | 00:14:01,205 | No, now's a fine time. What's up? | No, now's a fine time. What's up? |
385 | 00:14:01,245 | 00:14:02,845 | Good. This hard-to-reach thing was getting old. | Good. This hard-to-reach thing was getting old. |
386 | 00:14:02,875 | 00:14:04,516 | I'm all yours, Paris. | I'm all yours, Paris. |
387 | 00:14:04,546 | 00:14:07,317 | I have to put down a deposit today or we lose the place. | I have to put down a deposit today or we lose the place. |
388 | 00:14:07,347 | 00:14:08,447 | What place? | What place? |
389 | 00:14:08,487 | 00:14:11,118 | Our place. Our off-campus place. | Our place. Our off-campus place. |
390 | 00:14:11,158 | 00:14:12,758 | You're hard to reach in a myriad of ways. | You're hard to reach in a myriad of ways. |
391 | 00:14:12,788 | 00:14:16,089 | We don't have a place. I'm not moving off campus. | We don't have a place. I'm not moving off campus. |
392 | 00:14:16,129 | 00:14:17,730 | I no longer go to campus. | I no longer go to campus. |
393 | 00:14:17,760 | 00:14:20,271 | You're sticking with this "not going to Yale" thing? | You're sticking with this "not going to Yale" thing? |
394 | 00:14:20,301 | 00:14:21,201 | Yes, I am. | Yes, I am. |
395 | 00:14:21,231 | 00:14:22,602 | Is this about the boat? | Is this about the boat? |
396 | 00:14:22,632 | 00:14:23,802 | How do you know about the boat? | How do you know about the boat? |
397 | 00:14:23,842 | 00:14:26,243 | Oh, come on. It's out there. | Oh, come on. It's out there. |
398 | 00:14:26,273 | 00:14:28,143 | Why is it out there? How is it out there? | Why is it out there? How is it out there? |
399 | 00:14:28,173 | 00:14:29,544 | I read it on Rebecca thurston's blog. | I read it on Rebecca thurston's blog. |
400 | 00:14:29,574 | 00:14:31,415 | You're kidding. | You're kidding. |
401 | 00:14:31,445 | 00:14:34,656 | I thought Rebecca's blog was about the guys she has sex with | I thought Rebecca's blog was about the guys she has sex with |
402 | 00:14:34,686 | 00:14:36,216 | and how much she hates her mother. | and how much she hates her mother. |
403 | 00:14:36,256 | 00:14:38,227 | That's true, but the boat you guys stole | That's true, but the boat you guys stole |
404 | 00:14:38,257 | 00:14:40,758 | belongs to Dr. Daniel Zimmerman, whose son is Jason Zimmerman, | belongs to Dr. Daniel Zimmerman, whose son is Jason Zimmerman, |
405 | 00:14:40,798 | 00:14:42,358 | who Rebecca thurston had sex with | who Rebecca thurston had sex with |
406 | 00:14:42,398 | 00:14:44,529 | on her father's boat last semester. | on her father's boat last semester. |
407 | 00:14:44,569 | 00:14:46,370 | I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere. | I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere. |
408 | 00:14:46,400 | 00:14:49,200 | See for yourself. Google "Rory Gilmore sex boat." | See for yourself. Google "Rory Gilmore sex boat." |
409 | 00:14:49,240 | 00:14:50,611 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
410 | 00:14:50,641 | 00:14:53,382 | Is it true you tried to outrace the coast guard? | Is it true you tried to outrace the coast guard? |
411 | 00:14:53,412 | 00:14:55,813 | Rent the apartment, Paris. I'm not coming back to Yale. | Rent the apartment, Paris. I'm not coming back to Yale. |
412 | 00:14:55,843 | 00:14:57,653 | You've put me in a difficult position. | You've put me in a difficult position. |
413 | 00:14:57,683 | 00:14:58,884 | What if I end up renting the room | What if I end up renting the room |
414 | 00:14:58,914 | 00:15:00,754 | to a rapist or serial killer? | to a rapist or serial killer? |
415 | 00:15:00,784 | 00:15:03,855 | I told you over two months ago that I was not coming back. | I told you over two months ago that I was not coming back. |
416 | 00:15:03,895 | 00:15:06,456 | Besides, Yale is pretty good about screening | Besides, Yale is pretty good about screening |
417 | 00:15:06,496 | 00:15:08,167 | for rapists and serial killers. | for rapists and serial killers. |
418 | 00:15:08,197 | 00:15:10,598 | There was no sense of finality in our conversation. | There was no sense of finality in our conversation. |
419 | 00:15:10,638 | 00:15:12,598 | There was a total sense of finality. | There was a total sense of finality. |
420 | 00:15:12,638 | 00:15:13,869 | You can believe that if you want, | You can believe that if you want, |
421 | 00:15:13,909 | 00:15:15,839 | but if I end up on the front page | but if I end up on the front page |
422 | 00:15:15,869 | 00:15:18,340 | of the Hartford courier btk'd to death, you'll know why. | of the Hartford courier btk'd to death, you'll know why. |
423 | 00:15:18,380 | 00:15:19,881 | Goodbye, Paris. | Goodbye, Paris. |
424 | 00:15:19,911 | 00:15:20,881 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
425 | 00:15:21,511 | 00:15:22,782 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
426 | 00:15:22,812 | 00:15:24,482 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
427 | 00:15:24,522 | 00:15:26,523 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
428 | 00:15:30,864 | 00:15:32,395 | Hello? | Hello? |
429 | 00:15:32,425 | 00:15:34,335 | I will find you, | I will find you, |
430 | 00:15:34,365 | 00:15:36,596 | no matter how long, no matter how far! | no matter how long, no matter how far! |
431 | 00:15:36,636 | 00:15:38,567 | I will find you! | I will find you! |
432 | 00:15:38,607 | 00:15:39,267 | What the hell's going on? | What the hell's going on? |
433 | 00:15:39,307 | 00:15:40,838 | Hey, Luke. | Hey, Luke. |
434 | 00:15:40,878 | 00:15:43,649 | I'm doing my Daniel day-Lewis retrospective for the guys. | I'm doing my Daniel day-Lewis retrospective for the guys. |
435 | 00:15:43,679 | 00:15:45,579 | You should see her rendition of "my left foot." | You should see her rendition of "my left foot." |
436 | 00:15:45,609 | 00:15:47,320 | I've seen it. Thanks. | I've seen it. Thanks. |
437 | 00:15:47,350 | 00:15:49,320 | This time, I did it with my right foot. | This time, I did it with my right foot. |
438 | 00:15:49,350 | 00:15:50,691 | I'll show you. Hand me the paintbrush. | I'll show you. Hand me the paintbrush. |
439 | 00:15:50,721 | 00:15:52,391 | That's okay. I'm good. | That's okay. I'm good. |
440 | 00:15:52,421 | 00:15:54,422 | Uh, you know, there's a bunch of open paint cans | Uh, you know, there's a bunch of open paint cans |
441 | 00:15:54,462 | 00:15:55,763 | sitting out on the porch. | sitting out on the porch. |
442 | 00:15:55,793 | 00:15:58,263 | We didn't want the pizza to get cold. | We didn't want the pizza to get cold. |
443 | 00:15:58,293 | 00:16:00,234 | Check out this new trick we just taught Paul anka. | Check out this new trick we just taught Paul anka. |
444 | 00:16:00,264 | 00:16:02,335 | Paul anka, pizza! [ Barks ] | Paul anka, pizza! [ Barks ] |
445 | 00:16:02,365 | 00:16:03,405 | Pizza, pizza! | Pizza, pizza! |
446 | 00:16:03,435 | 00:16:03,775 | [ Barks twice ] | [ Barks twice ] |
447 | 00:16:03,805 | 00:16:05,306 | Salad. | Salad. |
448 | 00:16:06,506 | 00:16:08,307 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
449 | 00:16:08,347 | 00:16:10,317 | Good boy. Good boy. | Good boy. Good boy. |
450 | 00:16:10,347 | 00:16:11,718 | Oh, shoot, I'm out of treats. | Oh, shoot, I'm out of treats. |
451 | 00:16:11,748 | 00:16:13,518 | Be right back. | Be right back. |
452 | 00:16:13,548 | 00:16:16,019 | Those guys are here to work. You don't have to put a show on. | Those guys are here to work. You don't have to put a show on. |
453 | 00:16:16,049 | 00:16:17,820 | I just want them to have a good time. | I just want them to have a good time. |
454 | 00:16:17,860 | 00:16:18,960 | Half of them have seen you naked. | Half of them have seen you naked. |
455 | 00:16:18,990 | 00:16:20,791 | How much better a time can they have? | How much better a time can they have? |
456 | 00:16:20,831 | 00:16:21,961 | He's jealous of my popularity. | He's jealous of my popularity. |
457 | 00:16:21,991 | 00:16:23,602 | Sure. I get that. | Sure. I get that. |
458 | 00:16:23,632 | 00:16:26,463 | Do other clients feed their crews breakfast and lunch | Do other clients feed their crews breakfast and lunch |
459 | 00:16:26,503 | 00:16:28,273 | and buy them pizza and beer? | and buy them pizza and beer? |
460 | 00:16:28,303 | 00:16:30,804 | Nope. Of course, the naked thing's been done. | Nope. Of course, the naked thing's been done. |
461 | 00:16:30,844 | 00:16:32,375 | Alright, Tom, we're outie. | Alright, Tom, we're outie. |
462 | 00:16:32,405 | 00:16:33,845 | Anything you need to discuss before we go? | Anything you need to discuss before we go? |
463 | 00:16:33,875 | 00:16:35,716 | We talked about everything but the kitchen. | We talked about everything but the kitchen. |
464 | 00:16:35,746 | 00:16:36,716 | What about the kitchen? | What about the kitchen? |
465 | 00:16:36,746 | 00:16:38,017 | Do we want to make it bigger? | Do we want to make it bigger? |
466 | 00:16:38,047 | 00:16:39,787 | Why would we want to make it bigger? | Why would we want to make it bigger? |
467 | 00:16:39,817 | 00:16:43,558 | You might want a double oven or a sub-zero freezer. | You might want a double oven or a sub-zero freezer. |
468 | 00:16:43,588 | 00:16:45,359 | There's room enough for an island | There's room enough for an island |
469 | 00:16:45,389 | 00:16:47,460 | and a cooking station with some stools around it | and a cooking station with some stools around it |
470 | 00:16:47,500 | 00:16:49,400 | for entertaining. | for entertaining. |
471 | 00:16:49,430 | 00:16:50,831 | You know, for dinner parties. | You know, for dinner parties. |
472 | 00:16:50,871 | 00:16:53,472 | Or maybe you want to cook a big holiday dinner... | Or maybe you want to cook a big holiday dinner... |
473 | 00:16:53,502 | 00:16:54,602 | Thanksgiving or Christmas. | Thanksgiving or Christmas. |
474 | 00:16:54,642 | 00:16:56,603 | The strange man is scaring me. | The strange man is scaring me. |
475 | 00:16:56,643 | 00:16:58,443 | The kitchen's fine, Tom. | The kitchen's fine, Tom. |
476 | 00:16:58,473 | 00:17:00,444 | Okay, everybody can relax | Okay, everybody can relax |
477 | 00:17:00,484 | 00:17:02,915 | because your trusty contractor has returned. | because your trusty contractor has returned. |
478 | 00:17:02,945 | 00:17:04,856 | Boy, what a trip. Traffic was terrible. | Boy, what a trip. Traffic was terrible. |
479 | 00:17:04,886 | 00:17:07,016 | It took me an entire day. | It took me an entire day. |
480 | 00:17:07,056 | 00:17:09,787 | Here you go, Tom... The mystic hammer. | Here you go, Tom... The mystic hammer. |
481 | 00:17:09,827 | 00:17:11,398 | Thank you, t.J. | Thank you, t.J. |
482 | 00:17:11,428 | 00:17:13,428 | I don't see what's so special about it. | I don't see what's so special about it. |
483 | 00:17:13,468 | 00:17:15,429 | It looks an awful lot like every other hammer | It looks an awful lot like every other hammer |
484 | 00:17:15,469 | 00:17:17,000 | we got lying around here. | we got lying around here. |
485 | 00:17:17,030 | 00:17:19,941 | Well, that's the beauty of the mystic hammer, t.J... | Well, that's the beauty of the mystic hammer, t.J... |
486 | 00:17:19,971 | 00:17:22,671 | It looks the same, but it's completely different. | It looks the same, but it's completely different. |
487 | 00:17:22,711 | 00:17:24,112 | Make sure those cans are cleaned up out there. | Make sure those cans are cleaned up out there. |
488 | 00:17:24,142 | 00:17:25,442 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
489 | 00:17:25,482 | 00:17:26,913 | I almost tripped over the cans. | I almost tripped over the cans. |
490 | 00:17:26,943 | 00:17:29,684 | Don't worry, Luke. I'll take care of it. | Don't worry, Luke. I'll take care of it. |
491 | 00:17:29,714 | 00:17:31,925 | Hey, did you guys know there was a room back here? | Hey, did you guys know there was a room back here? |
492 | 00:17:31,955 | 00:17:33,925 | Oh, yeah, look at this... A whole room! | Oh, yeah, look at this... A whole room! |
493 | 00:17:33,955 | 00:17:35,656 | What a find, huh? | What a find, huh? |
494 | 00:17:35,696 | 00:17:38,467 | Boy, if you knocked out this wall here, | Boy, if you knocked out this wall here, |
495 | 00:17:38,497 | 00:17:40,797 | opened up this room, you would have a huge kitchen. | opened up this room, you would have a huge kitchen. |
496 | 00:17:40,837 | 00:17:43,368 | Yeah, we don't want a huge kitchen, t.J. | Yeah, we don't want a huge kitchen, t.J. |
497 | 00:17:43,408 | 00:17:46,940 | You could turn it into a weight room or a workshop... | You could turn it into a weight room or a workshop... |
498 | 00:17:46,970 | 00:17:48,680 | Or, hey, a pork-smoker room. | Or, hey, a pork-smoker room. |
499 | 00:17:48,710 | 00:17:50,751 | My uncle had a pork-smoker room... | My uncle had a pork-smoker room... |
500 | 00:17:50,781 | 00:17:53,112 | Big sides of pork hanging all over the place. | Big sides of pork hanging all over the place. |
501 | 00:17:53,152 | 00:17:55,452 | We called it the dead-pig room. | We called it the dead-pig room. |
502 | 00:17:55,482 | 00:17:57,553 | Why don't you go tell the guys they can go home. | Why don't you go tell the guys they can go home. |
503 | 00:17:57,593 | 00:17:58,954 | It's not that big a job. | It's not that big a job. |
504 | 00:17:58,994 | 00:18:01,594 | I could have it up and running for you in a week. | I could have it up and running for you in a week. |
505 | 00:18:01,624 | 00:18:03,435 | All I got to do is drive to Boston | All I got to do is drive to Boston |
506 | 00:18:03,465 | 00:18:05,436 | for one of those special sledgehammers | for one of those special sledgehammers |
507 | 00:18:05,466 | 00:18:06,696 | Tom was telling me about, | Tom was telling me about, |
508 | 00:18:06,736 | 00:18:09,107 | get a pig, and in about 10 minutes... | get a pig, and in about 10 minutes... |
509 | 00:18:09,137 | 00:18:11,808 | Just leave the room alone! Just... it's fine. | Just leave the room alone! Just... it's fine. |
510 | 00:18:11,838 | 00:18:13,138 | Leave it alone. Let's go. | Leave it alone. Let's go. |
511 | 00:18:16,809 | 00:18:18,420 | She Jewish or something? | She Jewish or something? |
512 | 00:18:21,221 | 00:18:23,492 | ♪ I have to interrupt and stop this conversation ♪ | ♪ I have to interrupt and stop this conversation ♪ |
513 | 00:18:23,522 | 00:18:25,922 | ♪ you boys have crossed the line... ♪ | ♪ you boys have crossed the line... ♪ |
514 | 00:18:25,962 | 00:18:27,493 | ♪ I like to talk | ♪ I like to talk |
515 | 00:18:27,533 | 00:18:29,934 | ♪ when I can show you my affection ♪ | ♪ when I can show you my affection ♪ |
516 | 00:18:29,964 | 00:18:32,705 | ♪ oh, I can't control myself | ♪ oh, I can't control myself |
517 | 00:18:32,735 | 00:18:35,976 | ♪ oh, I can't control myself | ♪ oh, I can't control myself |
518 | 00:18:36,006 | 00:18:38,747 | ♪ oh, I can't control myself | ♪ oh, I can't control myself |
519 | 00:18:38,777 | 00:18:44,449 | ♪ talking on the telephone | ♪ talking on the telephone |
520 | 00:18:44,489 | 00:18:47,590 | ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh | ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh |
521 | 00:18:47,620 | 00:18:50,631 | ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh | ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh |
522 | 00:18:50,661 | 00:18:53,091 | ♪ thank god that wasn't me | ♪ thank god that wasn't me |
523 | 00:18:57,873 | 00:19:00,004 | [ cheers and applause ] | [ cheers and applause ] |
524 | 00:19:00,034 | 00:19:01,944 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
525 | 00:19:01,974 | 00:19:03,475 | Massachusetts, we love you! | Massachusetts, we love you! |
526 | 00:19:03,515 | 00:19:04,815 | We love you, man! | We love you, man! |
527 | 00:19:04,845 | 00:19:07,216 | We'd like to give some shout-outs... | We'd like to give some shout-outs... |
528 | 00:19:07,246 | 00:19:08,917 | First and foremost, to pastor Tim. | First and foremost, to pastor Tim. |
529 | 00:19:08,947 | 00:19:10,787 | Yeah! Pastor Tim! | Yeah! Pastor Tim! |
530 | 00:19:10,817 | 00:19:12,218 | [ Plays riff ] | [ Plays riff ] |
531 | 00:19:13,858 | 00:19:15,489 | Thanks for letting us rock the gym | Thanks for letting us rock the gym |
532 | 00:19:15,529 | 00:19:17,800 | here at Whitfield seventh day adventist church. | here at Whitfield seventh day adventist church. |
533 | 00:19:17,830 | 00:19:21,601 | Got into some very heavy talk with the pastor about my soul | Got into some very heavy talk with the pastor about my soul |
534 | 00:19:21,631 | 00:19:24,042 | and ecclesiastes and stuff after sound check, | and ecclesiastes and stuff after sound check, |
535 | 00:19:24,072 | 00:19:25,642 | and I got to say, | and I got to say, |
536 | 00:19:25,672 | 00:19:28,813 | if Christ comes back in fulfillment of prophecy, | if Christ comes back in fulfillment of prophecy, |
537 | 00:19:28,843 | 00:19:30,984 | he's gonna be hooking up with you first, dude, | he's gonna be hooking up with you first, dude, |
538 | 00:19:31,014 | 00:19:33,085 | 'cause you are awesome. | 'cause you are awesome. |
539 | 00:19:33,115 | 00:19:34,955 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
540 | 00:19:34,985 | 00:19:37,826 | We would like to also thank the decoration committee | We would like to also thank the decoration committee |
541 | 00:19:37,856 | 00:19:40,157 | for making the a.V. Room look so cool. | for making the a.V. Room look so cool. |
542 | 00:19:40,187 | 00:19:41,758 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
543 | 00:19:41,798 | 00:19:43,998 | I've played the whiskey before, man, | I've played the whiskey before, man, |
544 | 00:19:44,028 | 00:19:45,569 | and it's got a similar vibe. | and it's got a similar vibe. |
545 | 00:19:45,599 | 00:19:47,169 | But most important, | But most important, |
546 | 00:19:47,199 | 00:19:50,040 | we'd like to thank all of you for coming out to see us, | we'd like to thank all of you for coming out to see us, |
547 | 00:19:50,070 | 00:19:52,871 | letting us into your homes, and making us feel welcome. | letting us into your homes, and making us feel welcome. |
548 | 00:19:52,911 | 00:19:54,182 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
549 | 00:19:54,212 | 00:19:55,782 | We got to go! | We got to go! |
550 | 00:19:55,812 | 00:19:57,143 | Hold on, people! | Hold on, people! |
551 | 00:19:57,183 | 00:19:59,213 | There are some t-shirts and stuff for sale | There are some t-shirts and stuff for sale |
552 | 00:19:59,253 | 00:20:00,654 | on the table over there. | on the table over there. |
553 | 00:20:00,684 | 00:20:03,325 | We are Zach, Gil, Brian, and Lane, | We are Zach, Gil, Brian, and Lane, |
554 | 00:20:03,355 | 00:20:06,656 | and we are hep alien, and we are out of here! | and we are hep alien, and we are out of here! |
555 | 00:20:06,696 | 00:20:08,126 | [ Cheers and applause ] | [ Cheers and applause ] |
556 | 00:20:11,137 | 00:20:13,098 | We were so on, man. | We were so on, man. |
557 | 00:20:13,138 | 00:20:16,039 | We were beyond on. We were... ohh! | We were beyond on. We were... ohh! |
558 | 00:20:16,069 | 00:20:17,610 | Cool. | Cool. |
559 | 00:20:17,640 | 00:20:19,240 | Watch it. The pastor's still hanging. | Watch it. The pastor's still hanging. |
560 | 00:20:19,280 | 00:20:21,051 | We were as tight as the Foo Fighters. | We were as tight as the Foo Fighters. |
561 | 00:20:21,081 | 00:20:22,311 | Tighter. | Tighter. |
562 | 00:20:22,351 | 00:20:24,222 | If that pretentious snot in coldplay | If that pretentious snot in coldplay |
563 | 00:20:24,252 | 00:20:26,583 | can walk around comparing himself to bono, | can walk around comparing himself to bono, |
564 | 00:20:26,623 | 00:20:28,693 | we can compare ourselves to the Foo Fighters. | we can compare ourselves to the Foo Fighters. |
565 | 00:20:28,723 | 00:20:30,354 | I'm exhausted but exhilarated. | I'm exhausted but exhilarated. |
566 | 00:20:30,394 | 00:20:32,064 | I'm not gonna sleep for months. | I'm not gonna sleep for months. |
567 | 00:20:32,094 | 00:20:34,265 | Oh, cool. There's people buying t-shirts. | Oh, cool. There's people buying t-shirts. |
568 | 00:20:34,295 | 00:20:35,165 | We can get some food tonight. | We can get some food tonight. |
569 | 00:20:35,195 | 00:20:36,736 | Just leave money for gas. | Just leave money for gas. |
570 | 00:20:36,766 | 00:20:39,167 | We'll have money for gas. Don't worry. | We'll have money for gas. Don't worry. |
571 | 00:20:39,207 | 00:20:40,367 | Let's drink this in... | Let's drink this in... |
572 | 00:20:40,407 | 00:20:41,938 | The last night of our first tour. | The last night of our first tour. |
573 | 00:20:41,978 | 00:20:43,848 | I can't believe it's over. | I can't believe it's over. |
574 | 00:20:43,878 | 00:20:47,680 | I can't believe we survived. | I can't believe we survived. |
575 | 00:20:47,720 | 00:20:48,880 | You got it, pastor Tim. | You got it, pastor Tim. |
576 | 00:20:48,920 | 00:20:50,320 | We got to break it down. | We got to break it down. |
577 | 00:20:50,350 | 00:20:51,991 | They want to start setting up for Bible study, | They want to start setting up for Bible study, |
578 | 00:20:52,021 | 00:20:55,292 | and they need the stage for their big crucifix. | and they need the stage for their big crucifix. |
579 | 00:20:59,864 | 00:21:02,204 | Okay, here we go. Aah! | Okay, here we go. Aah! |
580 | 00:21:02,234 | 00:21:04,775 | What is that? And where can I get one? | What is that? And where can I get one? |
581 | 00:21:04,805 | 00:21:07,036 | That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake. | That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake. |
582 | 00:21:07,076 | 00:21:08,076 | You've been reading my diary. | You've been reading my diary. |
583 | 00:21:08,106 | 00:21:09,777 | I got the idea in a dream. | I got the idea in a dream. |
584 | 00:21:09,807 | 00:21:12,178 | I was back in cooking school and late for my final, | I was back in cooking school and late for my final, |
585 | 00:21:12,218 | 00:21:13,848 | and I run over to an oven, and I open it, | and I run over to an oven, and I open it, |
586 | 00:21:13,888 | 00:21:15,949 | and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. | and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. |
587 | 00:21:15,989 | 00:21:17,990 | I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, | I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, |
588 | 00:21:18,020 | 00:21:20,390 | and the whole class is applauding and cheering. | and the whole class is applauding and cheering. |
589 | 00:21:20,420 | 00:21:22,761 | That's so nice. | That's so nice. |
590 | 00:21:22,791 | 00:21:25,162 | Then Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out, | Then Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out, |
591 | 00:21:25,202 | 00:21:27,233 | screaming about how amazing it is. | screaming about how amazing it is. |
592 | 00:21:27,263 | 00:21:29,103 | That made the thing a little creepy, | That made the thing a little creepy, |
593 | 00:21:29,133 | 00:21:30,844 | but up until then... | but up until then... |
594 | 00:21:30,874 | 00:21:33,005 | You've got a marshmallow bride and groom on the top! | You've got a marshmallow bride and groom on the top! |
595 | 00:21:33,045 | 00:21:33,715 | You think they'll like it? | You think they'll like it? |
596 | 00:21:33,745 | 00:21:34,845 | I do. | I do. |
597 | 00:21:34,875 | 00:21:36,116 | Think you'll like it? | Think you'll like it? |
598 | 00:21:36,146 | 00:21:37,276 | Look, captain ahab... | Look, captain ahab... |
599 | 00:21:37,316 | 00:21:37,986 | Come on, set the date. | Come on, set the date. |
600 | 00:21:38,016 | 00:21:39,317 | I will. | I will. |
601 | 00:21:39,347 | 00:21:41,117 | Is there something you're not telling me? | Is there something you're not telling me? |
602 | 00:21:41,157 | 00:21:42,758 | Agreeing to marry somebody | Agreeing to marry somebody |
603 | 00:21:42,788 | 00:21:44,729 | is as big a commitment as actually marrying them, | is as big a commitment as actually marrying them, |
604 | 00:21:44,759 | 00:21:46,189 | so don't think it's not. | so don't think it's not. |
605 | 00:21:46,229 | 00:21:49,160 | I am committed, and you should be. | I am committed, and you should be. |
606 | 00:21:49,200 | 00:21:51,031 | This isn't a joking matter, missy. | This isn't a joking matter, missy. |
607 | 00:21:51,071 | 00:21:52,301 | I want your wedding to be perfect | I want your wedding to be perfect |
608 | 00:21:52,331 | 00:21:54,472 | or I want nothing to do with it. | or I want nothing to do with it. |
609 | 00:21:54,502 | 00:21:56,002 | That might be a problem. | That might be a problem. |
610 | 00:21:56,042 | 00:21:58,913 | I was hoping for one of those disastrous weddings | I was hoping for one of those disastrous weddings |
611 | 00:21:58,943 | 00:22:01,944 | where we lose both rings minutes before the ceremony | where we lose both rings minutes before the ceremony |
612 | 00:22:01,984 | 00:22:04,115 | and I get a nosebleed as I'm walking down the aisle. | and I get a nosebleed as I'm walking down the aisle. |
613 | 00:22:04,155 | 00:22:06,786 | Then, at the reception, Luke is found in the coat-check room | Then, at the reception, Luke is found in the coat-check room |
614 | 00:22:06,816 | 00:22:08,857 | Jude law-ing it with one of the bridesmaids. | Jude law-ing it with one of the bridesmaids. |
615 | 00:22:08,887 | 00:22:10,357 | I just received a call that the wedding party | I just received a call that the wedding party |
616 | 00:22:10,387 | 00:22:12,098 | will not be getting in until midnight, | will not be getting in until midnight, |
617 | 00:22:12,128 | 00:22:14,869 | and someone will need to be here to greet them. | and someone will need to be here to greet them. |
618 | 00:22:14,899 | 00:22:16,799 | I would do it, but I don't want to. | I would do it, but I don't want to. |
619 | 00:22:16,829 | 00:22:18,070 | Alright, I'll do it. | Alright, I'll do it. |
620 | 00:22:18,100 | 00:22:21,141 | I'll leave the... wait. Do you feel that? | I'll leave the... wait. Do you feel that? |
621 | 00:22:21,171 | 00:22:22,871 | Feel what? | Feel what? |
622 | 00:22:22,911 | 00:22:26,312 | An icy chill as if something sinister is approaching. | An icy chill as if something sinister is approaching. |
623 | 00:22:26,342 | 00:22:28,013 | What? | What? |
624 | 00:22:28,053 | 00:22:29,753 | [ Humming witch's theme from "the wizard of oz" ] | [ Humming witch's theme from "the wizard of oz" ] |
625 | 00:22:29,783 | 00:22:31,324 | Gee, Michel, is Paris here? | Gee, Michel, is Paris here? |
626 | 00:22:31,354 | 00:22:33,085 | She was coming up the walk when I fled. | She was coming up the walk when I fled. |
627 | 00:22:33,125 | 00:22:34,895 | Where are you going? | Where are you going? |
628 | 00:22:34,925 | 00:22:36,526 | In the opposite direction. | In the opposite direction. |
629 | 00:22:36,556 | 00:22:38,366 | Paris? Paris is here? | Paris? Paris is here? |
630 | 00:22:38,396 | 00:22:40,497 | Oh! I get the humming now! | Oh! I get the humming now! |
631 | 00:22:40,527 | 00:22:42,798 | [ Chuckles ] What is she doing here? | [ Chuckles ] What is she doing here? |
632 | 00:22:42,838 | 00:22:44,008 | We're having lunch. | We're having lunch. |
633 | 00:22:44,038 | 00:22:45,909 | Really? Ordering pizza? | Really? Ordering pizza? |
634 | 00:22:45,939 | 00:22:48,180 | Sookie, I'm breaking up with her today, alright? | Sookie, I'm breaking up with her today, alright? |
635 | 00:22:48,210 | 00:22:50,951 | I'm ending it, so back off. | I'm ending it, so back off. |
636 | 00:22:50,981 | 00:22:53,851 | Grilled chicken and fries... That is all I'm making. | Grilled chicken and fries... That is all I'm making. |
637 | 00:22:53,881 | 00:22:55,982 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
638 | 00:22:59,823 | 00:23:03,835 | Apparently, the eagle has landed. | Apparently, the eagle has landed. |
639 | 00:23:03,865 | 00:23:05,865 | Paris, hi. Good to see you. | Paris, hi. Good to see you. |
640 | 00:23:05,895 | 00:23:07,266 | You look good. Something different? | You look good. Something different? |
641 | 00:23:07,296 | 00:23:10,467 | I sprayed gasoline on myself at the service station. | I sprayed gasoline on myself at the service station. |
642 | 00:23:10,507 | 00:23:12,208 | That must be it. Let's sit. | That must be it. Let's sit. |
643 | 00:23:12,238 | 00:23:14,408 | Sorry I'm late, I was interviewing roommates. | Sorry I'm late, I was interviewing roommates. |
644 | 00:23:14,448 | 00:23:16,349 | All I can say is build an ark, | All I can say is build an ark, |
645 | 00:23:16,379 | 00:23:18,520 | 'cause it is seriously time for a flood. | 'cause it is seriously time for a flood. |
646 | 00:23:18,550 | 00:23:20,220 | Oh, well, you want some iced tea? | Oh, well, you want some iced tea? |
647 | 00:23:20,250 | 00:23:22,091 | Forget the concept of intelligence | Forget the concept of intelligence |
648 | 00:23:22,121 | 00:23:24,462 | or the act of carrying on a conversation. | or the act of carrying on a conversation. |
649 | 00:23:24,492 | 00:23:26,592 | These people can't type a reference sheet. | These people can't type a reference sheet. |
650 | 00:23:26,622 | 00:23:28,193 | They all have questionable morals, | They all have questionable morals, |
651 | 00:23:28,233 | 00:23:29,993 | a complete distrust of soap products... | a complete distrust of soap products... |
652 | 00:23:30,034 | 00:23:31,234 | In the glass, out of the glass. | In the glass, out of the glass. |
653 | 00:23:31,264 | 00:23:34,605 | It's all semantics to you, right? | It's all semantics to you, right? |
654 | 00:23:34,635 | 00:23:37,036 | I'm sure you'll find someone. Just keep looking. | I'm sure you'll find someone. Just keep looking. |
655 | 00:23:37,076 | 00:23:38,006 | I guess. | I guess. |
656 | 00:23:38,046 | 00:23:39,207 | Classes start next week, | Classes start next week, |
657 | 00:23:39,247 | 00:23:41,417 | and things are already getting crazy. | and things are already getting crazy. |
658 | 00:23:41,447 | 00:23:44,388 | Yeah. Boy. You sound really busy, Paris. | Yeah. Boy. You sound really busy, Paris. |
659 | 00:23:44,418 | 00:23:46,089 | You know, I feel a little bad, | You know, I feel a little bad, |
660 | 00:23:46,119 | 00:23:49,360 | dragging you out here when you have so much on your plate. | dragging you out here when you have so much on your plate. |
661 | 00:23:49,390 | 00:23:51,291 | I mean, talk about self-centered, huh? | I mean, talk about self-centered, huh? |
662 | 00:23:51,331 | 00:23:53,391 | Think about someone else for a change, Lorelai. | Think about someone else for a change, Lorelai. |
663 | 00:23:53,431 | 00:23:55,262 | Oh, that's okay. | Oh, that's okay. |
664 | 00:23:55,302 | 00:23:58,373 | I'll be totally fine if you need to cut back on our lunches. | I'll be totally fine if you need to cut back on our lunches. |
665 | 00:23:58,403 | 00:23:59,873 | Cut back? | Cut back? |
666 | 00:23:59,903 | 00:24:01,404 | Cut back, cut out... Whatever you need. | Cut back, cut out... Whatever you need. |
667 | 00:24:01,444 | 00:24:03,275 | This all sucks. | This all sucks. |
668 | 00:24:03,305 | 00:24:05,545 | I wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for Rory. | I wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for Rory. |
669 | 00:24:05,575 | 00:24:07,916 | She was supposed to room with me. | She was supposed to room with me. |
670 | 00:24:07,946 | 00:24:10,017 | I called her and gave her one more chance | I called her and gave her one more chance |
671 | 00:24:10,047 | 00:24:11,457 | to change her mind, but no. | to change her mind, but no. |
672 | 00:24:11,487 | 00:24:12,988 | You talked to Rory yesterday? | You talked to Rory yesterday? |
673 | 00:24:13,018 | 00:24:14,158 | I called her at the office. | I called her at the office. |
674 | 00:24:14,188 | 00:24:16,029 | Office? What office? | Office? What office? |
675 | 00:24:16,059 | 00:24:17,659 | Her office. | Her office. |
676 | 00:24:17,689 | 00:24:18,600 | What is she doing? | What is she doing? |
677 | 00:24:18,630 | 00:24:19,300 | I don't know... her job. | I don't know... her job. |
678 | 00:24:19,330 | 00:24:20,900 | What job? | What job? |
679 | 00:24:20,930 | 00:24:23,301 | Some job in an office with her grandmother. | Some job in an office with her grandmother. |
680 | 00:24:23,331 | 00:24:24,502 | Her grandmother does not have an office. | Her grandmother does not have an office. |
681 | 00:24:24,542 | 00:24:26,042 | That's where I called her. | That's where I called her. |
682 | 00:24:26,072 | 00:24:28,013 | This makes no sense. What did it sound like? | This makes no sense. What did it sound like? |
683 | 00:24:28,043 | 00:24:29,943 | An office. | An office. |
684 | 00:24:29,973 | 00:24:31,514 | Were there specific office sounds? | Were there specific office sounds? |
685 | 00:24:31,544 | 00:24:32,684 | I heard a fax machine. | I heard a fax machine. |
686 | 00:24:32,714 | 00:24:34,485 | Are you sure it was a fax machine? | Are you sure it was a fax machine? |
687 | 00:24:34,515 | 00:24:35,915 | Pretty sure. | Pretty sure. |
688 | 00:24:35,955 | 00:24:38,126 | Were there people talking or traffic? | Were there people talking or traffic? |
689 | 00:24:38,156 | 00:24:40,457 | That could give us a location... The city, the county or... | That could give us a location... The city, the county or... |
690 | 00:24:40,487 | 00:24:41,657 | What? | What? |
691 | 00:24:41,697 | 00:24:43,598 | That's what this is all about. | That's what this is all about. |
692 | 00:24:43,628 | 00:24:45,969 | You're using me to get to Rory. | You're using me to get to Rory. |
693 | 00:24:45,999 | 00:24:48,169 | You're pumping me full of Espresso | You're pumping me full of Espresso |
694 | 00:24:48,199 | 00:24:50,140 | and pumping me for information. | and pumping me for information. |
695 | 00:24:50,170 | 00:24:52,171 | That is not true. I'm not pumping. | That is not true. I'm not pumping. |
696 | 00:24:52,211 | 00:24:54,011 | We're completely pump-free. | We're completely pump-free. |
697 | 00:24:54,041 | 00:24:58,113 | Why else would you want to have biweekly lunches with me? | Why else would you want to have biweekly lunches with me? |
698 | 00:24:58,153 | 00:25:00,354 | There are many, many reasons. | There are many, many reasons. |
699 | 00:25:00,384 | 00:25:02,524 | They will come to me just in a second. | They will come to me just in a second. |
700 | 00:25:02,554 | 00:25:05,025 | I'm blind. I walk blindly through life. | I'm blind. I walk blindly through life. |
701 | 00:25:05,055 | 00:25:06,996 | No. Now, you're not blind. | No. Now, you're not blind. |
702 | 00:25:07,026 | 00:25:08,296 | I'll leave. I'll go right now. | I'll leave. I'll go right now. |
703 | 00:25:08,326 | 00:25:10,167 | Oh, Paris, please. I'm sorry. | Oh, Paris, please. I'm sorry. |
704 | 00:25:10,197 | 00:25:11,467 | You mentioned Rory, and a thing went off in my brain. | You mentioned Rory, and a thing went off in my brain. |
705 | 00:25:11,497 | 00:25:13,038 | It's a mother thing. | It's a mother thing. |
706 | 00:25:13,068 | 00:25:16,209 | But I love our lunches. I really do. Please stay. | But I love our lunches. I really do. Please stay. |
707 | 00:25:16,239 | 00:25:17,339 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
708 | 00:25:17,369 | 00:25:19,610 | I'm completely positive. | I'm completely positive. |
709 | 00:25:19,640 | 00:25:22,581 | Everything's good. Now, won't you sit down? | Everything's good. Now, won't you sit down? |
710 | 00:25:24,652 | 00:25:27,152 | How does chicken sound... okay? | How does chicken sound... okay? |
711 | 00:25:27,182 | 00:25:29,053 | Okay. Just not too dry. | Okay. Just not too dry. |
712 | 00:25:29,093 | 00:25:30,994 | Okay. | Okay. |
713 | 00:25:31,024 | 00:25:32,294 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
714 | 00:25:36,696 | 00:25:38,236 | The service here sucks. | The service here sucks. |
715 | 00:25:43,308 | 00:25:45,979 | [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ] | [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ] |
716 | 00:25:47,709 | 00:25:49,550 | Very smooth, Mr. Hollister. | Very smooth, Mr. Hollister. |
717 | 00:25:49,580 | 00:25:52,521 | That was the susy-q right into the shorty George. | That was the susy-q right into the shorty George. |
718 | 00:25:52,551 | 00:25:54,421 | I thought it looked familiar. | I thought it looked familiar. |
719 | 00:25:54,461 | 00:25:56,622 | After this song, I'll take you for a twirl. | After this song, I'll take you for a twirl. |
720 | 00:25:56,662 | 00:25:59,263 | Oh, I hope I can keep up. | Oh, I hope I can keep up. |
721 | 00:25:59,293 | 00:26:01,504 | Watch those hands, Mr. Fink. | Watch those hands, Mr. Fink. |
722 | 00:26:01,534 | 00:26:03,404 | [ Record skipping ] | [ Record skipping ] |
723 | 00:26:03,434 | 00:26:05,735 | I'm on it. | I'm on it. |
724 | 00:26:05,775 | 00:26:07,676 | You know, I can get this for you guys on cd. | You know, I can get this for you guys on cd. |
725 | 00:26:07,706 | 00:26:09,506 | [ Laughter ] | [ Laughter ] |
726 | 00:26:09,546 | 00:26:12,618 | Oh, now, come on. It wasn't that funny. | Oh, now, come on. It wasn't that funny. |
727 | 00:26:12,648 | 00:26:14,718 | Oh, my god. Hey, stranger! | Oh, my god. Hey, stranger! |
728 | 00:26:14,748 | 00:26:17,349 | And hello to you. | And hello to you. |
729 | 00:26:17,389 | 00:26:18,820 | Watch those hands, miss Gilmore. | Watch those hands, miss Gilmore. |
730 | 00:26:18,860 | 00:26:20,460 | Touché, Mr. Fink. | Touché, Mr. Fink. |
731 | 00:26:20,490 | 00:26:21,631 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
732 | 00:26:21,661 | 00:26:23,291 | I was in Copenhagen this morning, | I was in Copenhagen this morning, |
733 | 00:26:23,331 | 00:26:25,632 | and I remembered I have a mambo class. | and I remembered I have a mambo class. |
734 | 00:26:25,662 | 00:26:27,132 | I'm glad you're back. How was Europe? | I'm glad you're back. How was Europe? |
735 | 00:26:27,162 | 00:26:28,133 | Same as it was last year. | Same as it was last year. |
736 | 00:26:28,173 | 00:26:29,633 | What did you do? | What did you do? |
737 | 00:26:29,673 | 00:26:32,474 | Long, embarrassing story. I'll tell you later. | Long, embarrassing story. I'll tell you later. |
738 | 00:26:32,504 | 00:26:35,715 | Oh, wait. Hold on. | Oh, wait. Hold on. |
739 | 00:26:35,745 | 00:26:38,586 | Okay, everyone, it is time for cake and punch. | Okay, everyone, it is time for cake and punch. |
740 | 00:26:38,616 | 00:26:39,717 | [ All groaning ] | [ All groaning ] |
741 | 00:26:39,747 | 00:26:41,517 | It's a 15-minute break, | It's a 15-minute break, |
742 | 00:26:41,557 | 00:26:42,818 | and then it's back to the dance floor. | and then it's back to the dance floor. |
743 | 00:26:42,858 | 00:26:44,428 | You're Arthur Murray now? | You're Arthur Murray now? |
744 | 00:26:44,458 | 00:26:46,489 | No, I don't have that much training. | No, I don't have that much training. |
745 | 00:26:46,529 | 00:26:48,329 | Their dance teacher has an ear infection. | Their dance teacher has an ear infection. |
746 | 00:26:48,359 | 00:26:49,660 | I'm just filling in. | I'm just filling in. |
747 | 00:26:49,700 | 00:26:51,530 | My job is to make sure nobody falls down. | My job is to make sure nobody falls down. |
748 | 00:26:51,570 | 00:26:52,801 | What if somebody does? | What if somebody does? |
749 | 00:26:52,831 | 00:26:55,802 | That's what the panic button is for. | That's what the panic button is for. |
750 | 00:26:55,842 | 00:26:58,573 | So, when does this crazy rock 'n' roll party wrap up? | So, when does this crazy rock 'n' roll party wrap up? |
751 | 00:26:58,613 | 00:27:00,573 | Another 45 minutes, | Another 45 minutes, |
752 | 00:27:00,613 | 00:27:02,184 | but if you get yourself some cake and punch, | but if you get yourself some cake and punch, |
753 | 00:27:02,214 | 00:27:04,085 | it'll only seem like 40. | it'll only seem like 40. |
754 | 00:27:05,685 | 00:27:06,756 | I missed you. | I missed you. |
755 | 00:27:06,786 | 00:27:07,756 | That was my plan. | That was my plan. |
756 | 00:27:07,786 | 00:27:09,356 | [ Chuckles ] | [ Chuckles ] |
757 | 00:27:12,727 | 00:27:13,898 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
758 | 00:27:13,928 | 00:27:15,698 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
759 | 00:27:17,699 | 00:27:19,140 | I missed this. | I missed this. |
760 | 00:27:19,170 | 00:27:20,600 | Me too. | Me too. |
761 | 00:27:20,640 | 00:27:22,441 | So you, Colin, and Finn | So you, Colin, and Finn |
762 | 00:27:22,471 | 00:27:24,311 | didn't do a lot of cuddling in Europe? | didn't do a lot of cuddling in Europe? |
763 | 00:27:24,341 | 00:27:26,412 | Nah, mostly just hand-holding. | Nah, mostly just hand-holding. |
764 | 00:27:26,442 | 00:27:28,683 | Is there any official record of this trip, | Is there any official record of this trip, |
765 | 00:27:28,713 | 00:27:30,713 | or was all evidence confiscated at the airport? | or was all evidence confiscated at the airport? |
766 | 00:27:30,753 | 00:27:31,884 | I got pictures. | I got pictures. |
767 | 00:27:31,924 | 00:27:33,254 | Yeah? Can I see? | Yeah? Can I see? |
768 | 00:27:33,284 | 00:27:34,455 | Hand me that. | Hand me that. |
769 | 00:27:36,425 | 00:27:38,826 | Now, you realize if I show you mine, | Now, you realize if I show you mine, |
770 | 00:27:38,866 | 00:27:40,427 | you have to show me yours. | you have to show me yours. |
771 | 00:27:40,467 | 00:27:42,497 | You saw mine five minutes ago, mister. | You saw mine five minutes ago, mister. |
772 | 00:27:42,537 | 00:27:44,608 | Oh, I hate it when you work blue. | Oh, I hate it when you work blue. |
773 | 00:27:44,638 | 00:27:45,939 | Okay. | Okay. |
774 | 00:27:45,969 | 00:27:49,510 | Here's Colin sleeping on the train. | Here's Colin sleeping on the train. |
775 | 00:27:49,540 | 00:27:52,451 | And here's Finn shoving carrot sticks up Colin's nose | And here's Finn shoving carrot sticks up Colin's nose |
776 | 00:27:52,481 | 00:27:53,781 | as Colin sleeps on the train. | as Colin sleeps on the train. |
777 | 00:27:53,811 | 00:27:54,721 | Very mature. | Very mature. |
778 | 00:27:54,751 | 00:27:55,922 | We try. | We try. |
779 | 00:27:55,952 | 00:27:57,953 | This is Gloucestershire, england, | This is Gloucestershire, england, |
780 | 00:27:57,983 | 00:27:59,653 | where we attended | where we attended |
781 | 00:27:59,693 | 00:28:01,924 | the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival, | the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival, |
782 | 00:28:01,964 | 00:28:04,965 | a time-honored tradition where brave men such as myself | a time-honored tradition where brave men such as myself |
783 | 00:28:04,995 | 00:28:07,866 | climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese, | climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese, |
784 | 00:28:07,896 | 00:28:09,967 | then push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down. | then push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down. |
785 | 00:28:10,007 | 00:28:11,337 | Shut up. | Shut up. |
786 | 00:28:11,377 | 00:28:13,238 | Why would you commit that to film? | Why would you commit that to film? |
787 | 00:28:13,278 | 00:28:15,378 | That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn, | That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn, |
788 | 00:28:15,408 | 00:28:16,879 | and that is the cheese. | and that is the cheese. |
789 | 00:28:16,909 | 00:28:19,450 | If you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill, | If you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill, |
790 | 00:28:19,480 | 00:28:21,620 | are you disqualified, or do you win? | are you disqualified, or do you win? |
791 | 00:28:21,650 | 00:28:23,991 | There are no winners or losers in the festival. | There are no winners or losers in the festival. |
792 | 00:28:24,021 | 00:28:26,292 | There certainly aren't any winners. | There certainly aren't any winners. |
793 | 00:28:26,322 | 00:28:27,792 | Tell me about it. | Tell me about it. |
794 | 00:28:27,822 | 00:28:29,293 | Who's that? | Who's that? |
795 | 00:28:29,333 | 00:28:30,793 | That's the love of Colin's life. | That's the love of Colin's life. |
796 | 00:28:30,833 | 00:28:31,704 | Colin found love? | Colin found love? |
797 | 00:28:31,734 | 00:28:33,234 | He met her in Holland. | He met her in Holland. |
798 | 00:28:33,264 | 00:28:34,675 | She doesn't speak a word of English, | She doesn't speak a word of English, |
799 | 00:28:34,705 | 00:28:37,276 | so she has no idea how annoying she finds him. | so she has no idea how annoying she finds him. |
800 | 00:28:37,306 | 00:28:38,606 | What's with the outfit? | What's with the outfit? |
801 | 00:28:38,646 | 00:28:40,447 | She's a milkmaid. | She's a milkmaid. |
802 | 00:28:40,477 | 00:28:41,917 | She has cows. She has pails. | She has cows. She has pails. |
803 | 00:28:41,947 | 00:28:43,678 | Colin fell in love with a milkmaid? | Colin fell in love with a milkmaid? |
804 | 00:28:43,718 | 00:28:45,818 | It's pretty serious, too. | It's pretty serious, too. |
805 | 00:28:45,848 | 00:28:48,359 | He followed her to Amsterdam, where they've been ever since. | He followed her to Amsterdam, where they've been ever since. |
806 | 00:28:48,389 | 00:28:49,690 | We haven't heard a word from him. | We haven't heard a word from him. |
807 | 00:28:49,720 | 00:28:53,361 | We assume he's gonna be back by the time... | We assume he's gonna be back by the time... |
808 | 00:28:53,391 | 00:28:55,732 | By the time what? | By the time what? |
809 | 00:28:55,762 | 00:28:57,662 | By the time the cows come home? | By the time the cows come home? |
810 | 00:28:57,702 | 00:28:59,803 | What? | What? |
811 | 00:28:59,833 | 00:29:02,974 | By the time school starts? | By the time school starts? |
812 | 00:29:03,004 | 00:29:04,845 | [ Sighs ] | [ Sighs ] |
813 | 00:29:04,875 | 00:29:06,675 | What? What's the matter? | What? What's the matter? |
814 | 00:29:06,715 | 00:29:07,816 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
815 | 00:29:07,846 | 00:29:09,616 | Logan, you can mention school to me. | Logan, you can mention school to me. |
816 | 00:29:09,646 | 00:29:11,357 | I don't want to bum you out. | I don't want to bum you out. |
817 | 00:29:11,387 | 00:29:13,858 | Logan, that is ridiculous. | Logan, that is ridiculous. |
818 | 00:29:13,888 | 00:29:15,528 | I'm fine. | I'm fine. |
819 | 00:29:15,558 | 00:29:17,989 | I mean, look... | I mean, look... |
820 | 00:29:18,029 | 00:29:22,070 | Yale was a wonderful chapter in my life, but I've moved on. | Yale was a wonderful chapter in my life, but I've moved on. |
821 | 00:29:22,100 | 00:29:24,371 | I have my work. I have my new pad. | I have my work. I have my new pad. |
822 | 00:29:24,401 | 00:29:26,302 | I'm just really happy with where I am right now. | I'm just really happy with where I am right now. |
823 | 00:29:26,342 | 00:29:27,702 | Really? | Really? |
824 | 00:29:27,742 | 00:29:30,073 | Logan, you don't have to feel weird about this. | Logan, you don't have to feel weird about this. |
825 | 00:29:30,113 | 00:29:32,344 | You go to Yale. Your friends go to Yale. | You go to Yale. Your friends go to Yale. |
826 | 00:29:32,384 | 00:29:33,614 | How can we not talk about Yale? | How can we not talk about Yale? |
827 | 00:29:33,644 | 00:29:34,315 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
828 | 00:29:34,355 | 00:29:35,785 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
829 | 00:29:35,815 | 00:29:39,426 | So we both agree that the topic can never be off-limits. | So we both agree that the topic can never be off-limits. |
830 | 00:29:39,456 | 00:29:41,797 | If you're so cool with it, | If you're so cool with it, |
831 | 00:29:41,827 | 00:29:43,398 | why don't you meet me at Yale tomorrow | why don't you meet me at Yale tomorrow |
832 | 00:29:43,428 | 00:29:44,098 | and I can show you my new apartment | and I can show you my new apartment |
833 | 00:29:44,128 | 00:29:45,728 | and take you to lunch? | and take you to lunch? |
834 | 00:29:45,768 | 00:29:49,069 | I can't. I have my d.A.R. Induction luncheon. | I can't. I have my d.A.R. Induction luncheon. |
835 | 00:29:49,099 | 00:29:50,670 | Well, then, how about breakfast? | Well, then, how about breakfast? |
836 | 00:29:50,700 | 00:29:53,411 | Breakfast sounds good. | Breakfast sounds good. |
837 | 00:29:53,441 | 00:29:56,512 | I have to say, ace, I like the new digs. | I have to say, ace, I like the new digs. |
838 | 00:29:56,542 | 00:29:58,613 | Yeah, it's really nice, huh? | Yeah, it's really nice, huh? |
839 | 00:29:58,653 | 00:30:00,853 | You haven't even seen the bedroom yet. | You haven't even seen the bedroom yet. |
840 | 00:30:00,883 | 00:30:01,654 | Wow. | Wow. |
841 | 00:30:01,684 | 00:30:03,524 | What? | What? |
842 | 00:30:03,554 | 00:30:06,525 | Fine, but don't think that this is gonna work a second time. | Fine, but don't think that this is gonna work a second time. |
843 | 00:30:06,555 | 00:30:09,866 | Oh, no, Logan, I didn't mean... | Oh, no, Logan, I didn't mean... |
844 | 00:30:09,896 | 00:30:11,797 | I seriously meant that you hadn't seen the bedroom. | I seriously meant that you hadn't seen the bedroom. |
845 | 00:30:11,837 | 00:30:13,368 | You're making me feel cheap, ace. | You're making me feel cheap, ace. |
846 | 00:30:13,398 | 00:30:14,608 | Logan! | Logan! |
847 | 00:30:14,638 | 00:30:17,909 | I swear, I wasn't working blue. | I swear, I wasn't working blue. |
848 | 00:30:17,939 | 00:30:19,640 | Come on, let's go! | Come on, let's go! |
849 | 00:30:19,680 | 00:30:21,010 | Martha's thirsty, guys. | Martha's thirsty, guys. |
850 | 00:30:21,040 | 00:30:23,911 | I hate that he named the Van. | I hate that he named the Van. |
851 | 00:30:23,951 | 00:30:25,582 | You're not pumping premium, right? | You're not pumping premium, right? |
852 | 00:30:25,622 | 00:30:27,082 | It's the cheap stuff. | It's the cheap stuff. |
853 | 00:30:27,122 | 00:30:28,853 | You said that before, and you pumped premium, | You said that before, and you pumped premium, |
854 | 00:30:28,893 | 00:30:31,123 | and it meant no snack stop in Philadelphia. | and it meant no snack stop in Philadelphia. |
855 | 00:30:31,153 | 00:30:32,164 | Whoa ho ho! | Whoa ho ho! |
856 | 00:30:32,194 | 00:30:33,624 | What, Gil? | What, Gil? |
857 | 00:30:33,664 | 00:30:35,465 | I was watching the numbers spin by | I was watching the numbers spin by |
858 | 00:30:35,495 | 00:30:38,936 | on the gas pump dial thingy getting bigger and bigger, | on the gas pump dial thingy getting bigger and bigger, |
859 | 00:30:38,966 | 00:30:40,837 | and I was thinking... what if that was counting all the people | and I was thinking... what if that was counting all the people |
860 | 00:30:40,867 | 00:30:43,738 | who were, like, dying, you know, | who were, like, dying, you know, |
861 | 00:30:43,778 | 00:30:45,848 | so it's all these dead dudes spinning by? | so it's all these dead dudes spinning by? |
862 | 00:30:45,878 | 00:30:47,979 | Every day with him is like being on "meet the press." | Every day with him is like being on "meet the press." |
863 | 00:30:48,009 | 00:30:49,580 | I can't feel my legs. | I can't feel my legs. |
864 | 00:30:49,620 | 00:30:50,750 | Move around a little. | Move around a little. |
865 | 00:30:50,780 | 00:30:52,150 | Your amp's on my foot. | Your amp's on my foot. |
866 | 00:30:52,190 | 00:30:53,721 | I'm no better off than you are. | I'm no better off than you are. |
867 | 00:30:53,751 | 00:30:55,191 | My case is jammed against my thigh. | My case is jammed against my thigh. |
868 | 00:30:55,221 | 00:30:57,192 | I got a cymbal stand sticking in my pancreas. | I got a cymbal stand sticking in my pancreas. |
869 | 00:30:57,222 | 00:30:59,563 | Guys, we are an hour out of stars hollow. | Guys, we are an hour out of stars hollow. |
870 | 00:30:59,593 | 00:31:00,933 | Hang in there. | Hang in there. |
871 | 00:31:00,963 | 00:31:02,964 | God, the smell of that gas is making me hungry. | God, the smell of that gas is making me hungry. |
872 | 00:31:03,004 | 00:31:03,834 | Gil, hurry! | Gil, hurry! |
873 | 00:31:03,864 | 00:31:07,175 | I'm coming. | I'm coming. |
874 | 00:31:07,205 | 00:31:09,576 | Alright. | Alright. |
875 | 00:31:09,606 | 00:31:11,177 | It's the last of the gas money, | It's the last of the gas money, |
876 | 00:31:11,207 | 00:31:13,618 | so this better get us home. | so this better get us home. |
877 | 00:31:15,218 | 00:31:18,189 | Everybody, lean forward. | Everybody, lean forward. |
878 | 00:31:20,620 | 00:31:21,860 | Lane: Where'd you put the map? | Lane: Where'd you put the map? |
879 | 00:31:21,890 | 00:31:23,491 | It's... ugh. | It's... ugh. |
880 | 00:31:23,531 | 00:31:24,831 | You're okay to drive, right? | You're okay to drive, right? |
881 | 00:31:24,861 | 00:31:27,632 | Yeah, sure. I'm just... | Yeah, sure. I'm just... |
882 | 00:31:27,662 | 00:31:28,933 | Dude, don't do that thing | Dude, don't do that thing |
883 | 00:31:28,973 | 00:31:31,473 | where you don't finish your sentences. | where you don't finish your sentences. |
884 | 00:31:31,503 | 00:31:33,044 | I'll try. I'm just... ugh. | I'll try. I'm just... ugh. |
885 | 00:31:33,074 | 00:31:34,544 | Come on. | Come on. |
886 | 00:31:34,574 | 00:31:36,475 | I guess I'm just weak from hunger. | I guess I'm just weak from hunger. |
887 | 00:31:36,515 | 00:31:38,786 | The guy I got gas from... I was talking to him, | The guy I got gas from... I was talking to him, |
888 | 00:31:38,816 | 00:31:40,546 | and he turned into a giant Turkey leg. | and he turned into a giant Turkey leg. |
889 | 00:31:40,586 | 00:31:42,187 | Please don't mention food. | Please don't mention food. |
890 | 00:31:42,217 | 00:31:45,928 | Let's think good thoughts. Picture yourself at home, okay? | Let's think good thoughts. Picture yourself at home, okay? |
891 | 00:31:45,958 | 00:31:46,789 | What's the first thing you're gonna do? | What's the first thing you're gonna do? |
892 | 00:31:46,829 | 00:31:47,789 | Eat. | Eat. |
893 | 00:31:47,829 | 00:31:50,660 | Wash my hair, hug the kids, | Wash my hair, hug the kids, |
894 | 00:31:50,700 | 00:31:52,831 | set them up in front of a "Harry Potter" movie, | set them up in front of a "Harry Potter" movie, |
895 | 00:31:52,871 | 00:31:54,901 | and then do my wife for, like, an hour. | and then do my wife for, like, an hour. |
896 | 00:31:54,941 | 00:31:58,612 | Uh, look, guys, I've got an announcement | Uh, look, guys, I've got an announcement |
897 | 00:31:58,642 | 00:32:00,843 | kind of in my capacity as band manager, | kind of in my capacity as band manager, |
898 | 00:32:00,873 | 00:32:02,714 | and I think it's gonna cheer you up... a lot. | and I think it's gonna cheer you up... a lot. |
899 | 00:32:02,744 | 00:32:04,184 | What? | What? |
900 | 00:32:04,214 | 00:32:07,585 | Well, as you know, each gig paid us a little something, | Well, as you know, each gig paid us a little something, |
901 | 00:32:07,615 | 00:32:10,887 | and we stayed free at people's houses along the way, | and we stayed free at people's houses along the way, |
902 | 00:32:10,927 | 00:32:12,957 | and we sold a decent amount of t-shirts, | and we sold a decent amount of t-shirts, |
903 | 00:32:12,997 | 00:32:15,968 | so, besides food, which we consumed in moderation, | so, besides food, which we consumed in moderation, |
904 | 00:32:15,998 | 00:32:18,099 | there were days that we spent practically nothing. | there were days that we spent practically nothing. |
905 | 00:32:18,129 | 00:32:20,070 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
906 | 00:32:20,100 | 00:32:23,641 | Well, I wanted us to come out of this tour with something, | Well, I wanted us to come out of this tour with something, |
907 | 00:32:23,671 | 00:32:26,282 | so I figured the best way to motivate us to save | so I figured the best way to motivate us to save |
908 | 00:32:26,312 | 00:32:28,612 | would be to fib a little on how much we had. | would be to fib a little on how much we had. |
909 | 00:32:28,652 | 00:32:29,983 | You fibbed a little? | You fibbed a little? |
910 | 00:32:30,013 | 00:32:33,024 | Actually, a lot, but it paid off big, guys, | Actually, a lot, but it paid off big, guys, |
911 | 00:32:33,054 | 00:32:37,025 | because we're going home with over $9,000. | because we're going home with over $9,000. |
912 | 00:32:37,055 | 00:32:38,256 | Huh? | Huh? |
913 | 00:32:38,296 | 00:32:41,097 | $9,000... American dollars. | $9,000... American dollars. |
914 | 00:32:41,127 | 00:32:42,667 | Why aren't you guys jumping up and down? | Why aren't you guys jumping up and down? |
915 | 00:32:42,697 | 00:32:44,138 | Besides the fact | Besides the fact |
916 | 00:32:44,168 | 00:32:46,008 | that my spinal cord severed somewhere on the 95? | that my spinal cord severed somewhere on the 95? |
917 | 00:32:46,038 | 00:32:49,209 | And that we haven't eaten a full meal in two months? | And that we haven't eaten a full meal in two months? |
918 | 00:32:49,239 | 00:32:50,340 | I thought we were broke. | I thought we were broke. |
919 | 00:32:50,380 | 00:32:52,050 | See? See how it worked? | See? See how it worked? |
920 | 00:32:52,080 | 00:32:53,851 | And now we're reaping the rewards. | And now we're reaping the rewards. |
921 | 00:32:53,881 | 00:32:56,022 | Lane, we were starving. | Lane, we were starving. |
922 | 00:32:56,052 | 00:32:57,322 | We scrimped on everything. | We scrimped on everything. |
923 | 00:32:57,352 | 00:32:58,852 | I stopped brushing my teeth | I stopped brushing my teeth |
924 | 00:32:58,893 | 00:33:00,193 | because I couldn't buy toothpaste. | because I couldn't buy toothpaste. |
925 | 00:33:00,223 | 00:33:02,864 | I've been washing my hair with bar soap. | I've been washing my hair with bar soap. |
926 | 00:33:02,894 | 00:33:05,065 | Think about what we can do with the money. | Think about what we can do with the money. |
927 | 00:33:05,095 | 00:33:09,106 | We can record... make a cd. | We can record... make a cd. |
928 | 00:33:09,136 | 00:33:11,267 | Nirvana made "bleach" for $600. | Nirvana made "bleach" for $600. |
929 | 00:33:11,307 | 00:33:14,208 | Even factoring in inflation, if we're on our game, | Even factoring in inflation, if we're on our game, |
930 | 00:33:14,238 | 00:33:15,878 | we could make "bleach" 10 times over. | we could make "bleach" 10 times over. |
931 | 00:33:15,908 | 00:33:17,109 | Our own "bleach." | Our own "bleach." |
932 | 00:33:17,149 | 00:33:18,279 | Zach: It would be very cool to record. | Zach: It would be very cool to record. |
933 | 00:33:18,309 | 00:33:19,219 | Very cool. | Very cool. |
934 | 00:33:19,249 | 00:33:21,280 | I think... | I think... |
935 | 00:33:21,320 | 00:33:24,051 | Dude, come on. Finish that sentence. | Dude, come on. Finish that sentence. |
936 | 00:33:24,091 | 00:33:25,221 | I can't talk and drive. | I can't talk and drive. |
937 | 00:33:25,261 | 00:33:26,822 | Then just drive, Gil. | Then just drive, Gil. |
938 | 00:33:26,862 | 00:33:29,263 | 30 miles... 30 miles to home. | 30 miles... 30 miles to home. |
939 | 00:33:43,947 | 00:33:45,718 | Are you talking about how pretty I am again? | Are you talking about how pretty I am again? |
940 | 00:33:45,748 | 00:33:47,049 | Get a new subject. | Get a new subject. |
941 | 00:33:47,089 | 00:33:48,289 | What are you doing home? | What are you doing home? |
942 | 00:33:48,319 | 00:33:50,090 | I have to be at the inn late, | I have to be at the inn late, |
943 | 00:33:50,120 | 00:33:52,190 | so I thought I'd come and feed Paul anka, | so I thought I'd come and feed Paul anka, |
944 | 00:33:52,230 | 00:33:53,831 | work out our crosswalk issues. | work out our crosswalk issues. |
945 | 00:33:53,861 | 00:33:55,261 | Tom here... it's not my fault. | Tom here... it's not my fault. |
946 | 00:33:55,301 | 00:33:57,232 | I wasn't gonna say it was your fault. | I wasn't gonna say it was your fault. |
947 | 00:33:57,262 | 00:33:59,673 | You've got "it's Tom's fault" tone in your voice. | You've got "it's Tom's fault" tone in your voice. |
948 | 00:33:59,703 | 00:34:02,174 | He's got to shut your water off for a couple of days. | He's got to shut your water off for a couple of days. |
949 | 00:34:02,204 | 00:34:03,344 | We hit a pipe. | We hit a pipe. |
950 | 00:34:03,374 | 00:34:05,044 | Tom! | Tom! |
951 | 00:34:05,074 | 00:34:06,915 | See how the "it's Tom's fault" tone has spread? | See how the "it's Tom's fault" tone has spread? |
952 | 00:34:06,945 | 00:34:08,746 | You can stay with me. | You can stay with me. |
953 | 00:34:08,786 | 00:34:10,986 | I got to get to work. That wedding party's coming in. | I got to get to work. That wedding party's coming in. |
954 | 00:34:11,016 | 00:34:12,357 | I'll gather up your stuff. | I'll gather up your stuff. |
955 | 00:34:12,387 | 00:34:14,288 | The last time you gathered my stuff, | The last time you gathered my stuff, |
956 | 00:34:14,318 | 00:34:16,158 | you brought me four bras and no pants. | you brought me four bras and no pants. |
957 | 00:34:16,188 | 00:34:18,029 | That could have been intentional. | That could have been intentional. |
958 | 00:34:18,059 | 00:34:20,800 | I will get my own stuff, thank you. | I will get my own stuff, thank you. |
959 | 00:34:20,830 | 00:34:23,371 | Now I have to figure out what to do with Paul anka. | Now I have to figure out what to do with Paul anka. |
960 | 00:34:23,401 | 00:34:26,041 | I've never left him alone so late before, | I've never left him alone so late before, |
961 | 00:34:26,071 | 00:34:27,402 | and he might start doing that howling thing | and he might start doing that howling thing |
962 | 00:34:27,442 | 00:34:29,313 | the neighbors are so fond of, | the neighbors are so fond of, |
963 | 00:34:29,343 | 00:34:31,813 | but... well, that's okay. | but... well, that's okay. |
964 | 00:34:31,843 | 00:34:35,084 | So... you know, I guess I could just leave him here | So... you know, I guess I could just leave him here |
965 | 00:34:35,114 | 00:34:36,385 | and I can come back and get him after work, | and I can come back and get him after work, |
966 | 00:34:36,415 | 00:34:39,186 | which will be 3:00, 4:00 in the morning. | which will be 3:00, 4:00 in the morning. |
967 | 00:34:39,226 | 00:34:41,797 | Boy. Late. | Boy. Late. |
968 | 00:34:41,827 | 00:34:44,798 | Or I could drop him off at a kennel for a few hours. | Or I could drop him off at a kennel for a few hours. |
969 | 00:34:44,828 | 00:34:47,829 | There's a good one in woodbridge, 20 miles away. | There's a good one in woodbridge, 20 miles away. |
970 | 00:34:47,869 | 00:34:49,839 | Of course, I'd have to leave now | Of course, I'd have to leave now |
971 | 00:34:49,869 | 00:34:51,910 | and pick up some dilithium crystals on the way | and pick up some dilithium crystals on the way |
972 | 00:34:51,940 | 00:34:53,311 | to fix the warp drive in my Jeep | to fix the warp drive in my Jeep |
973 | 00:34:53,341 | 00:34:55,481 | so that I could drive there and back | so that I could drive there and back |
974 | 00:34:55,511 | 00:34:56,982 | in time to meet the party back at the inn, | in time to meet the party back at the inn, |
975 | 00:34:57,012 | 00:34:59,783 | but that's doable. | but that's doable. |
976 | 00:34:59,813 | 00:35:01,513 | Yeah... And then, of course, | Yeah... And then, of course, |
977 | 00:35:01,553 | 00:35:03,884 | by the time I get off work and drive back there, | by the time I get off work and drive back there, |
978 | 00:35:03,924 | 00:35:06,495 | the kennel will be closed, so I'd have to break in, | the kennel will be closed, so I'd have to break in, |
979 | 00:35:06,525 | 00:35:08,225 | and that would set off some security system, | and that would set off some security system, |
980 | 00:35:08,255 | 00:35:11,327 | and then I'd be arrested. | and then I'd be arrested. |
981 | 00:35:11,367 | 00:35:12,897 | How much longer are you gonna make me do this? | How much longer are you gonna make me do this? |
982 | 00:35:12,937 | 00:35:14,968 | I just wanted to see how long you'd go on. | I just wanted to see how long you'd go on. |
983 | 00:35:15,008 | 00:35:16,508 | My babbling capabilities are infinite. | My babbling capabilities are infinite. |
984 | 00:35:16,538 | 00:35:18,109 | I'll take the dog home. | I'll take the dog home. |
985 | 00:35:18,139 | 00:35:20,179 | And points for the dilithium-crystal reference. | And points for the dilithium-crystal reference. |
986 | 00:35:20,209 | 00:35:24,211 | Well, when you sleep with geeks... Hey. | Well, when you sleep with geeks... Hey. |
987 | 00:35:24,251 | 00:35:26,251 | I just talked to my buddy Tony benzino, | I just talked to my buddy Tony benzino, |
988 | 00:35:26,281 | 00:35:28,022 | who's a contractor over in Hartford. | who's a contractor over in Hartford. |
989 | 00:35:28,052 | 00:35:31,963 | He says contractors don't fetch lunches for the crew. | He says contractors don't fetch lunches for the crew. |
990 | 00:35:31,993 | 00:35:34,564 | They do, however, get to answer the phone, | They do, however, get to answer the phone, |
991 | 00:35:34,594 | 00:35:37,495 | and they do get to sign for things and order things. | and they do get to sign for things and order things. |
992 | 00:35:37,535 | 00:35:41,467 | Tom, there is no such thing as a mystic hammer. | Tom, there is no such thing as a mystic hammer. |
993 | 00:35:41,507 | 00:35:44,908 | After this very enlightening conversation, | After this very enlightening conversation, |
994 | 00:35:44,948 | 00:35:46,408 | you know what I'm starting to think? | you know what I'm starting to think? |
995 | 00:35:46,448 | 00:35:47,378 | What? | What? |
996 | 00:35:47,408 | 00:35:49,119 | I'm starting to think | I'm starting to think |
997 | 00:35:49,149 | 00:35:51,890 | that I'm not really the contractor on this job. | that I'm not really the contractor on this job. |
998 | 00:35:51,920 | 00:35:56,461 | Look, t.J. - - it's okay, Luke. I got this. | Look, t.J. - - it's okay, Luke. I got this. |
999 | 00:35:56,492 | 00:35:57,592 | We did this for your own good. | We did this for your own good. |
1000 | 00:35:57,622 | 00:35:58,992 | We got you out of the house. | We got you out of the house. |
1001 | 00:35:59,032 | 00:36:00,933 | You got paid. You didn't get hurt. | You got paid. You didn't get hurt. |
1002 | 00:36:00,963 | 00:36:01,833 | Look at it that way. | Look at it that way. |
1003 | 00:36:01,863 | 00:36:03,304 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
1004 | 00:36:03,334 | 00:36:05,304 | Is that the way I'm supposed to look at it? | Is that the way I'm supposed to look at it? |
1005 | 00:36:05,334 | 00:36:07,075 | Well, fine! | Well, fine! |
1006 | 00:36:07,105 | 00:36:10,846 | You can keep your stupid phony contracting job. | You can keep your stupid phony contracting job. |
1007 | 00:36:10,876 | 00:36:13,117 | I'm through playing your patsy. | I'm through playing your patsy. |
1008 | 00:36:13,147 | 00:36:14,517 | I'm through running your errands. | I'm through running your errands. |
1009 | 00:36:14,548 | 00:36:15,588 | Hold on. That's no Mayo. | Hold on. That's no Mayo. |
1010 | 00:36:15,618 | 00:36:17,549 | Here, ed. | Here, ed. |
1011 | 00:36:17,589 | 00:36:20,890 | I'm done. I quit. | I'm done. I quit. |
1012 | 00:36:20,920 | 00:36:23,230 | You can all kiss any part of me | You can all kiss any part of me |
1013 | 00:36:23,260 | 00:36:26,131 | that reachers your general vicinity first. | that reachers your general vicinity first. |
1014 | 00:36:26,161 | 00:36:28,602 | You have seen the last of me. | You have seen the last of me. |
1015 | 00:36:28,632 | 00:36:31,403 | So arrivederci, roma! | So arrivederci, roma! |
1016 | 00:36:33,544 | 00:36:35,074 | And to repay you all | And to repay you all |
1017 | 00:36:35,114 | 00:36:37,045 | for this lousy trick that you played on me, | for this lousy trick that you played on me, |
1018 | 00:36:37,075 | 00:36:41,416 | you can all reach in here and grab your own damn condiments. | you can all reach in here and grab your own damn condiments. |
1019 | 00:36:41,446 | 00:36:43,487 | That's dinner! | That's dinner! |
1020 | 00:36:45,358 | 00:36:46,658 | Hit me. | Hit me. |
1021 | 00:36:46,688 | 00:36:48,929 | That's your fourth milkshake, t.J. | That's your fourth milkshake, t.J. |
1022 | 00:36:48,959 | 00:36:50,329 | It doesn't matter, Luke. | It doesn't matter, Luke. |
1023 | 00:36:50,359 | 00:36:52,400 | It's not like I got anywhere to go tomorrow. | It's not like I got anywhere to go tomorrow. |
1024 | 00:36:52,430 | 00:36:54,901 | So, you're not a contractor. Who cares? | So, you're not a contractor. Who cares? |
1025 | 00:36:54,941 | 00:36:57,372 | Neither am I. You don't see me crying about it. | Neither am I. You don't see me crying about it. |
1026 | 00:36:57,402 | 00:36:59,172 | I'm not crying about it... Anymore. | I'm not crying about it... Anymore. |
1027 | 00:36:59,212 | 00:37:00,643 | It's not your thing. | It's not your thing. |
1028 | 00:37:00,673 | 00:37:03,584 | Yeah, not my thing. I don't have a thing. | Yeah, not my thing. I don't have a thing. |
1029 | 00:37:03,614 | 00:37:04,984 | I have nothing. | I have nothing. |
1030 | 00:37:05,014 | 00:37:06,655 | You've got Liz, your health. | You've got Liz, your health. |
1031 | 00:37:06,685 | 00:37:09,656 | I've got no dream. I've got no future. | I've got no dream. I've got no future. |
1032 | 00:37:09,686 | 00:37:12,997 | What are you talking about, you got no future? | What are you talking about, you got no future? |
1033 | 00:37:13,027 | 00:37:14,597 | Did you or did you not build these shelves? | Did you or did you not build these shelves? |
1034 | 00:37:14,627 | 00:37:15,568 | I did. | I did. |
1035 | 00:37:15,598 | 00:37:17,098 | Those are great shelves. | Those are great shelves. |
1036 | 00:37:17,128 | 00:37:18,529 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
1037 | 00:37:18,569 | 00:37:20,369 | There's real craftsmanship that went into those... | There's real craftsmanship that went into those... |
1038 | 00:37:20,399 | 00:37:24,171 | Well made, you got some nice carved detail. | Well made, you got some nice carved detail. |
1039 | 00:37:24,211 | 00:37:26,041 | That's a quality piece of merchandise, | That's a quality piece of merchandise, |
1040 | 00:37:26,081 | 00:37:28,312 | and you made it. | and you made it. |
1041 | 00:37:28,342 | 00:37:30,683 | You should be proud of that. Not everybody can do that. | You should be proud of that. Not everybody can do that. |
1042 | 00:37:30,713 | 00:37:34,054 | So you're not a contractor. You're a craftsman! | So you're not a contractor. You're a craftsman! |
1043 | 00:37:34,084 | 00:37:37,195 | Wow. I'm a craftsman... Like Jesus. | Wow. I'm a craftsman... Like Jesus. |
1044 | 00:37:37,225 | 00:37:38,725 | He built stuff for a while. | He built stuff for a while. |
1045 | 00:37:38,755 | 00:37:41,066 | You're exactly like Jesus. That was my point. | You're exactly like Jesus. That was my point. |
1046 | 00:37:41,096 | 00:37:43,997 | Yeah. What am I getting so mopey about? | Yeah. What am I getting so mopey about? |
1047 | 00:37:44,037 | 00:37:46,308 | I mean, I build shelves. | I mean, I build shelves. |
1048 | 00:37:46,338 | 00:37:49,509 | I'm a craftsman who builds shelves, like Jesus. | I'm a craftsman who builds shelves, like Jesus. |
1049 | 00:37:49,539 | 00:37:53,010 | And plus my day rate has just gone way up. | And plus my day rate has just gone way up. |
1050 | 00:37:53,050 | 00:37:54,211 | That was a contractor's rate you were being paid, | That was a contractor's rate you were being paid, |
1051 | 00:37:54,251 | 00:37:55,651 | not a shelf maker's rate. | not a shelf maker's rate. |
1052 | 00:37:55,681 | 00:37:59,192 | Yeah, but I wasn't really the contractor. | Yeah, but I wasn't really the contractor. |
1053 | 00:37:59,222 | 00:38:00,993 | Have a good night, t.J. | Have a good night, t.J. |
1054 | 00:38:07,265 | 00:38:09,706 | Hey, just lying there... What a surprise. | Hey, just lying there... What a surprise. |
1055 | 00:38:09,736 | 00:38:12,177 | Grind that smelly butt into the rug good... | Grind that smelly butt into the rug good... |
1056 | 00:38:12,207 | 00:38:15,778 | Get that aroma locked in those fibers. | Get that aroma locked in those fibers. |
1057 | 00:38:15,808 | 00:38:18,109 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
1058 | 00:38:21,220 | 00:38:23,020 | Wow, you are fun to have around. | Wow, you are fun to have around. |
1059 | 00:38:29,832 | 00:38:32,663 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
1060 | 00:38:32,703 | 00:38:34,064 | Oh, crap. | Oh, crap. |
1061 | 00:38:34,104 | 00:38:36,335 | Oh, god. | Oh, god. |
1062 | 00:38:36,375 | 00:38:38,775 | Tell me you didn't. Tell me you didn't. | Tell me you didn't. Tell me you didn't. |
1063 | 00:38:38,805 | 00:38:40,176 | There we go. | There we go. |
1064 | 00:38:40,206 | 00:38:41,046 | [ Sniffs ] | [ Sniffs ] |
1065 | 00:38:41,076 | 00:38:42,577 | Oh, jeez. | Oh, jeez. |
1066 | 00:38:53,530 | 00:38:57,062 | Come on! Hey! Wake up! I got a dog out here! | Come on! Hey! Wake up! I got a dog out here! |
1067 | 00:39:00,633 | 00:39:01,633 | Can I help you? | Can I help you? |
1068 | 00:39:01,673 | 00:39:03,073 | The dog ate chocolate. | The dog ate chocolate. |
1069 | 00:39:03,104 | 00:39:04,644 | I don't know a lot about dogs, | I don't know a lot about dogs, |
1070 | 00:39:04,674 | 00:39:06,475 | but I know they shouldn't eat chocolate. | but I know they shouldn't eat chocolate. |
1071 | 00:39:06,515 | 00:39:08,545 | I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed. | I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed. |
1072 | 00:39:08,575 | 00:39:10,116 | Babette told me where you lived. | Babette told me where you lived. |
1073 | 00:39:10,146 | 00:39:12,357 | You got to do something. This is not my dog. | You got to do something. This is not my dog. |
1074 | 00:39:12,387 | 00:39:13,417 | This is my fiancée's dog. | This is my fiancée's dog. |
1075 | 00:39:13,457 | 00:39:15,758 | She named him "Paul anka," | She named him "Paul anka," |
1076 | 00:39:15,788 | 00:39:17,588 | which may not seem like a sign of love, | which may not seem like a sign of love, |
1077 | 00:39:17,628 | 00:39:19,199 | but if you knew her, you'd get it. | but if you knew her, you'd get it. |
1078 | 00:39:19,229 | 00:39:20,859 | There's a lot of ways I could screw up, | There's a lot of ways I could screw up, |
1079 | 00:39:20,899 | 00:39:23,130 | but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog. | but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog. |
1080 | 00:39:23,170 | 00:39:25,601 | I'll get the ipecac. Come on in. | I'll get the ipecac. Come on in. |
1081 | 00:39:25,641 | 00:39:27,772 | So, I tell the guy, | So, I tell the guy, |
1082 | 00:39:27,802 | 00:39:30,773 | "there is no way all these potatoes could have been peeled | "there is no way all these potatoes could have been peeled |
1083 | 00:39:30,813 | 00:39:34,284 | if I had waltzed in here at 12:00." | if I had waltzed in here at 12:00." |
1084 | 00:39:34,314 | 00:39:37,655 | He simply refused to believe me or credit me with the hours, | He simply refused to believe me or credit me with the hours, |
1085 | 00:39:37,685 | 00:39:40,386 | so finally I just said, "you know what? | so finally I just said, "you know what? |
1086 | 00:39:40,426 | 00:39:42,757 | "There is another soup kitchen down on Hadley, | "There is another soup kitchen down on Hadley, |
1087 | 00:39:42,797 | 00:39:44,657 | "and they serve more vegetables than you do, | "and they serve more vegetables than you do, |
1088 | 00:39:44,697 | 00:39:46,598 | so I would rather work there anyhow." | so I would rather work there anyhow." |
1089 | 00:39:46,628 | 00:39:48,729 | And I turned in my apron, and I walked out. | And I turned in my apron, and I walked out. |
1090 | 00:39:48,769 | 00:39:51,300 | Wow. Rough world, the world of community service. | Wow. Rough world, the world of community service. |
1091 | 00:39:51,340 | 00:39:53,240 | Oh, you don't know the half of it. | Oh, you don't know the half of it. |
1092 | 00:39:53,270 | 00:39:56,841 | I've done 125 hours, so I've got 175 to go, | I've done 125 hours, so I've got 175 to go, |
1093 | 00:39:56,881 | 00:39:58,542 | which is a little off my goal, but not by much, | which is a little off my goal, but not by much, |
1094 | 00:39:58,582 | 00:40:00,283 | so I can deal. | so I can deal. |
1095 | 00:40:00,313 | 00:40:02,783 | I've got the candy-striper thing starting next week. | I've got the candy-striper thing starting next week. |
1096 | 00:40:02,823 | 00:40:05,224 | I didn't really want that, but I had to take it. | I didn't really want that, but I had to take it. |
1097 | 00:40:05,254 | 00:40:06,725 | I was supposed to get on the zoo beat, | I was supposed to get on the zoo beat, |
1098 | 00:40:06,755 | 00:40:08,395 | which would have been great. | which would have been great. |
1099 | 00:40:08,425 | 00:40:09,796 | They'll let you do a double shift. | They'll let you do a double shift. |
1100 | 00:40:09,826 | 00:40:11,266 | But they're always full. | But they're always full. |
1101 | 00:40:11,296 | 00:40:11,896 | Weird, huh? | Weird, huh? |
1102 | 00:40:11,926 | 00:40:12,897 | Very weird. | Very weird. |
1103 | 00:40:12,937 | 00:40:14,267 | I'm boring you. | I'm boring you. |
1104 | 00:40:14,297 | 00:40:15,938 | Far from it. I just have to go. | Far from it. I just have to go. |
1105 | 00:40:15,968 | 00:40:18,308 | I have to meet with my faculty adviser | I have to meet with my faculty adviser |
1106 | 00:40:18,339 | 00:40:21,209 | and convince her I'm gonna make something of myself. | and convince her I'm gonna make something of myself. |
1107 | 00:40:21,239 | 00:40:24,180 | Well, don't tell her about the cheese-rolling incident. | Well, don't tell her about the cheese-rolling incident. |
1108 | 00:40:24,210 | 00:40:25,421 | You want a walk back to your car? | You want a walk back to your car? |
1109 | 00:40:25,451 | 00:40:27,281 | I think I can make it by myself. | I think I can make it by myself. |
1110 | 00:40:27,321 | 00:40:27,882 | Okay. | Okay. |
1111 | 00:40:27,922 | 00:40:30,352 | Okay. | Okay. |
1112 | 00:40:30,393 | 00:40:31,253 | I'll call you later? | I'll call you later? |
1113 | 00:40:31,293 | 00:40:32,463 | Okay. | Okay. |
1114 | 00:40:57,261 | 00:40:58,422 | [ Water runs ] | [ Water runs ] |
1115 | 00:41:00,893 | 00:41:02,233 | Hey. | Hey. |
1116 | 00:41:02,263 | 00:41:04,264 | Hey. Sorry. | Hey. Sorry. |
1117 | 00:41:04,304 | 00:41:05,934 | I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep. | I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep. |
1118 | 00:41:05,974 | 00:41:08,505 | That's okay. I like to watch you hydrate. | That's okay. I like to watch you hydrate. |
1119 | 00:41:08,535 | 00:41:10,276 | Oh, man. | Oh, man. |
1120 | 00:41:10,306 | 00:41:12,476 | When did you get home? I didn't hear you come in. | When did you get home? I didn't hear you come in. |
1121 | 00:41:12,517 | 00:41:15,017 | You were conked out pretty good... both of you. | You were conked out pretty good... both of you. |
1122 | 00:41:15,047 | 00:41:16,588 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1123 | 00:41:16,618 | 00:41:18,689 | How did it go with Paul anka last night? | How did it go with Paul anka last night? |
1124 | 00:41:18,719 | 00:41:21,590 | First off, he ate 3 pounds of unsweetened chocolate, | First off, he ate 3 pounds of unsweetened chocolate, |
1125 | 00:41:21,620 | 00:41:23,030 | so I had to rush him to the vet... | so I had to rush him to the vet... |
1126 | 00:41:23,060 | 00:41:25,861 | To his house because the hospital was closed... | To his house because the hospital was closed... |
1127 | 00:41:25,901 | 00:41:28,562 | And he forced some sort of vomit-inducing medicine | And he forced some sort of vomit-inducing medicine |
1128 | 00:41:28,602 | 00:41:29,972 | down Paul anka's throat, | down Paul anka's throat, |
1129 | 00:41:30,002 | 00:41:32,773 | and then Paul anka proceeded to throw up | and then Paul anka proceeded to throw up |
1130 | 00:41:32,803 | 00:41:34,474 | for the next hour and a half. | for the next hour and a half. |
1131 | 00:41:34,504 | 00:41:36,474 | I sat with him for another three hours, | I sat with him for another three hours, |
1132 | 00:41:36,514 | 00:41:37,945 | holding a bowl of water under his nose | holding a bowl of water under his nose |
1133 | 00:41:37,975 | 00:41:40,786 | to make sure that he was rehydrating properly, | to make sure that he was rehydrating properly, |
1134 | 00:41:40,816 | 00:41:43,317 | and then I chocolate-proofed the apartment and the diner | and then I chocolate-proofed the apartment and the diner |
1135 | 00:41:43,357 | 00:41:45,587 | to make sure that never happens again. | to make sure that never happens again. |
1136 | 00:41:45,628 | 00:41:47,328 | And now I'm gonna go downstairs | And now I'm gonna go downstairs |
1137 | 00:41:47,358 | 00:41:49,499 | and make Paul anka some scrambled eggs | and make Paul anka some scrambled eggs |
1138 | 00:41:49,529 | 00:41:51,299 | because the vet said that the kibble | because the vet said that the kibble |
1139 | 00:41:51,329 | 00:41:53,300 | is gonna be a little hard on his stomach. | is gonna be a little hard on his stomach. |
1140 | 00:41:53,330 | 00:41:56,001 | Does he have any fear of cheddar? | Does he have any fear of cheddar? |
1141 | 00:41:56,041 | 00:41:57,872 | I thought I'd throw that in to make it taste better. | I thought I'd throw that in to make it taste better. |
1142 | 00:42:00,873 | 00:42:02,743 | [ Sighs ] Luke? | [ Sighs ] Luke? |
1143 | 00:42:02,783 | 00:42:04,344 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
1144 | 00:42:04,384 | 00:42:05,884 | I don't want to set a wedding date | I don't want to set a wedding date |
1145 | 00:42:05,914 | 00:42:07,785 | until things are right with Rory. | until things are right with Rory. |
1146 | 00:42:09,986 | 00:42:11,486 | Okay. | Okay. |
1147 | 00:42:14,527 | 00:42:17,368 | So, the cheddar is... Okay. | So, the cheddar is... Okay. |
1148 | 00:42:25,381 | 00:42:27,411 | The dining-hall hours are cast in stone. | The dining-hall hours are cast in stone. |
1149 | 00:42:27,441 | 00:42:28,842 | You snooze, you lose. | You snooze, you lose. |
1150 | 00:42:28,882 | 00:42:30,913 | Your school-issued I.D.S are your new best friends. | Your school-issued I.D.S are your new best friends. |
1151 | 00:42:30,953 | 00:42:32,753 | Become inseparable. | Become inseparable. |
1152 | 00:42:32,783 | 00:42:34,584 | You'll be asked for it constantly. | You'll be asked for it constantly. |
1153 | 00:42:34,624 | 00:42:36,524 | Give it a nickname and learn to commit. | Give it a nickname and learn to commit. |
1154 | 00:42:36,554 | 00:42:39,395 | It operates the laundry room. It is your meal card. | It operates the laundry room. It is your meal card. |
1155 | 00:42:39,425 | 00:42:42,396 | Every new student at Yale will learn the value of the I.D. | Every new student at Yale will learn the value of the I.D. |
1156 | 00:42:48,508 | 00:42:51,539 | Emily: Every new member of the d.A.R. Will feel instantly | Emily: Every new member of the d.A.R. Will feel instantly |
1157 | 00:42:51,579 | 00:42:52,880 | the sense of camaraderie | the sense of camaraderie |
1158 | 00:42:52,910 | 00:42:55,751 | that has become synonymous with the d.A.R. | that has become synonymous with the d.A.R. |
1159 | 00:42:55,781 | 00:42:58,052 | As certified members of the Hartford chapter | As certified members of the Hartford chapter |
1160 | 00:42:58,082 | 00:43:00,052 | of the daughters of the American revolution, | of the daughters of the American revolution, |
1161 | 00:43:00,092 | 00:43:02,593 | you will hold a very special and esteemed place | you will hold a very special and esteemed place |
1162 | 00:43:02,623 | 00:43:04,424 | in this community. | in this community. |
1163 | 00:43:04,464 | 00:43:08,465 | But with that great esteem comes great responsibility... | But with that great esteem comes great responsibility... |
1164 | 00:43:08,495 | 00:43:11,966 | To your chapter, to your town, and to your nation. | To your chapter, to your town, and to your nation. |
1165 | 00:43:12,006 | 00:43:14,137 | This is a proud moment for me | This is a proud moment for me |
1166 | 00:43:14,177 | 00:43:17,148 | as I, your president, welcome the new members | as I, your president, welcome the new members |
1167 | 00:43:17,178 | 00:43:19,579 | of the daughters of the American revolution. | of the daughters of the American revolution. |