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1 00:00:10,769 00:00:14,140 Hi. Hi.
2 00:00:14,170 00:00:15,410 Come, Paul. Come, Paul anka. Come, Paul. Come, Paul anka.
3 00:00:32,066 00:00:33,336 Breakfast! Breakfast!
4 00:00:33,366 00:00:34,737 Get it while it's room-temperature Get it while it's room-temperature
5 00:00:34,767 00:00:37,507 and nutrient-free! and nutrient-free!
6 00:00:37,537 00:00:39,008 Milk, cream, and sugar's on the table. Milk, cream, and sugar's on the table.
7 00:00:39,038 00:00:40,408 Flo's got coffee. Who needs a jolt? Flo's got coffee. Who needs a jolt?
8 00:00:40,438 00:00:42,049 I do. I do.
9 00:00:42,079 00:00:44,010 Inspect the bagels closely, Inspect the bagels closely,
10 00:00:44,050 00:00:46,550 because the expiration date was in braille, apparently, because the expiration date was in braille, apparently,
11 00:00:46,581 00:00:48,651 and either they're new or from my baby shower. and either they're new or from my baby shower.
12 00:00:48,681 00:00:50,292 I'm also sorry to report I'm also sorry to report
13 00:00:50,322 00:00:53,393 that we are out of brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts. that we are out of brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts.
14 00:00:53,423 00:00:55,063 Ohh! ohh! Ohh! ohh! Ohh! ohh! Ohh! ohh!
15 00:00:55,093 00:00:57,334 Don't "ohh!" Me. You have been playing favorites. Don't "ohh!" Me. You have been playing favorites.
16 00:00:57,364 00:01:00,035 Now it's time to pay the Piper, so someone be a man. Now it's time to pay the Piper, so someone be a man.
17 00:01:00,065 00:01:02,106 Suck it up and start eating the shredded wheat. Suck it up and start eating the shredded wheat.
18 00:01:02,136 00:01:03,306 [ Men groan ] Cowards. [ Men groan ] Cowards.
19 00:01:03,336 00:01:05,037 Oh, hey, ooh! Oh, hey, ooh!
20 00:01:05,077 00:01:08,278 Remember, people, only pet the dog with your nonwatch hand. Remember, people, only pet the dog with your nonwatch hand.
21 00:01:08,308 00:01:10,779 In case you don't remember, In case you don't remember,
22 00:01:10,819 00:01:13,249 watches cause him to freak out, jump up on the counter, watches cause him to freak out, jump up on the counter,
23 00:01:13,289 00:01:16,190 and kick my once-working toaster across the room. and kick my once-working toaster across the room.
24 00:01:16,220 00:01:18,421 Your muffins. My what? Your muffins. My what?
25 00:01:18,461 00:01:20,832 You left an urgent message about needing muffins. You left an urgent message about needing muffins.
26 00:01:20,862 00:01:21,832 Muffins, boys! Muffins, boys!
27 00:01:21,862 00:01:23,733 These were for them? These were for them?
28 00:01:23,763 00:01:26,774 They were for me. I thought I'd eat my weight in muffins. They were for me. I thought I'd eat my weight in muffins.
29 00:01:26,804 00:01:28,474 Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that? Does the dog have to sit in the chair like that?
30 00:01:28,504 00:01:29,805 Like what? His posture's perfect. Like what? His posture's perfect.
31 00:01:29,845 00:01:31,205 Chairs are for people. Chairs are for people.
32 00:01:31,245 00:01:32,546 That's Paul anka's chair. That's Paul anka's chair.
33 00:01:32,576 00:01:34,676 Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria. Dogs are filthy. They have fleas and malaria.
34 00:01:34,716 00:01:36,087 You shouldn't have fleas and malaria You shouldn't have fleas and malaria
35 00:01:36,117 00:01:37,417 in the room you're gonna eat in. in the room you're gonna eat in.
36 00:01:37,447 00:01:38,788 I don't eat in here. They do. I don't eat in here. They do.
37 00:01:38,818 00:01:41,089 Enjoying your free breakfast, fellas? Enjoying your free breakfast, fellas?
38 00:01:41,119 00:01:43,729 Nice free coffee, Craig. Nice free muffin, Benny. Nice free coffee, Craig. Nice free muffin, Benny.
39 00:01:43,759 00:01:46,600 Gee, I don't think they know what you're getting at. Gee, I don't think they know what you're getting at.
40 00:01:46,630 00:01:49,431 Are you done here? Tom wants to talk to us. Are you done here? Tom wants to talk to us.
41 00:01:49,471 00:01:52,542 Norman, I'm gonna need you to find me some cripple studs Norman, I'm gonna need you to find me some cripple studs
42 00:01:52,572 00:01:54,503 for that bearing wall we're putting in, for that bearing wall we're putting in,
43 00:01:54,543 00:01:56,244 'cause once that sucker's vertical, 'cause once that sucker's vertical,
44 00:01:56,274 00:01:59,285 we got to be ready to nail in those joists. we got to be ready to nail in those joists.
45 00:01:59,315 00:02:00,845 [ Saw whirs ] [ Saw whirs ]
46 00:02:00,885 00:02:03,586 Keep doing what you're doing and then bring those tools up. Keep doing what you're doing and then bring those tools up.
47 00:02:03,616 00:02:04,616 Got it. Got it.
48 00:02:04,656 00:02:06,227 So, Steve, later today So, Steve, later today
49 00:02:06,257 00:02:08,488 we're gonna need to dig a footing drain we're gonna need to dig a footing drain
50 00:02:08,528 00:02:11,599 all around the perimeter, about 5 feet deep. all around the perimeter, about 5 feet deep.
51 00:02:11,629 00:02:15,400 That ought to keep the basement dry. That ought to keep the basement dry.
52 00:02:15,430 00:02:16,740 This house doesn't have a basement. This house doesn't have a basement.
53 00:02:16,770 00:02:18,271 No, it certainly does not. No, it certainly does not.
54 00:02:18,301 00:02:19,871 This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
55 00:02:19,912 00:02:22,512 How long are you gonna let t.J. Think he's the contractor? How long are you gonna let t.J. Think he's the contractor?
56 00:02:22,542 00:02:24,143 To the very end, my friend. To the very end, my friend.
57 00:02:24,183 00:02:25,543 We have to tell him the truth. We have to tell him the truth.
58 00:02:25,583 00:02:27,554 No, look how happy he is strutting around No, look how happy he is strutting around
59 00:02:27,584 00:02:29,525 in his tool belt and shiny silver helmet. in his tool belt and shiny silver helmet.
60 00:02:29,555 00:02:31,185 He polishes that thing every night. He polishes that thing every night.
61 00:02:31,225 00:02:32,456 Really? Really?
62 00:02:32,496 00:02:34,856 Yes, really, with real silver polish. Yes, really, with real silver polish.
63 00:02:34,896 00:02:36,897 That's what he thinks silver polish is for... That's what he thinks silver polish is for...
64 00:02:36,927 00:02:38,368 To polish anything that's silver. To polish anything that's silver.
65 00:02:38,398 00:02:39,868 I think that's adorable. I think that's adorable.
66 00:02:39,898 00:02:42,469 The good news is he's got terrible instincts, The good news is he's got terrible instincts,
67 00:02:42,509 00:02:45,240 but he combines that with zero follow-through, but he combines that with zero follow-through,
68 00:02:45,270 00:02:46,540 so it all works out in the end. so it all works out in the end.
69 00:02:46,580 00:02:48,811 Terrible instincts, zero follow-through... Terrible instincts, zero follow-through...
70 00:02:48,841 00:02:50,652 All the qualities you want in a pretend contractor. All the qualities you want in a pretend contractor.
71 00:02:50,682 00:02:53,683 But we're paying t.J. A contractor's salary But we're paying t.J. A contractor's salary
72 00:02:53,723 00:02:55,923 to do a job that he's not actually doing, to do a job that he's not actually doing,
73 00:02:55,953 00:02:58,224 and you're paying Tom an extra 10% and you're paying Tom an extra 10%
74 00:02:58,254 00:03:00,425 to pretend he's not doing a job that t.J. Thinks he's doing to pretend he's not doing a job that t.J. Thinks he's doing
75 00:03:00,465 00:03:01,865 but Tom is actually doing. but Tom is actually doing.
76 00:03:01,895 00:03:04,666 You should hire Blake Edwards as your contractor. You should hire Blake Edwards as your contractor.
77 00:03:04,696 00:03:07,567 Oh, no. T.J.'S playing with the circular saw. Oh, no. T.J.'S playing with the circular saw.
78 00:03:07,607 00:03:09,778 Tom will get to him before he finds the switch. Tom will get to him before he finds the switch.
79 00:03:09,808 00:03:11,309 We're going to tell him. We're going to tell him.
80 00:03:11,339 00:03:13,449 He is your brother-in-law. He is your brother-in-law.
81 00:03:13,479 00:03:14,910 Just because Liz married him. Just because Liz married him.
82 00:03:14,950 00:03:18,281 But this makes him happy, which makes Liz happy, But this makes him happy, which makes Liz happy,
83 00:03:18,321 00:03:20,822 which will make you happy, which will make me happy. which will make you happy, which will make me happy.
84 00:03:20,852 00:03:23,523 Just so you know, I'm gonna oversee this entire thing. Just so you know, I'm gonna oversee this entire thing.
85 00:03:23,563 00:03:25,763 I'm gonna make sure t.J. Doesn't blow the house up. I'm gonna make sure t.J. Doesn't blow the house up.
86 00:03:25,793 00:03:27,294 I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
87 00:03:27,334 00:03:29,365 Will you please make an extra pot of coffee? Will you please make an extra pot of coffee?
88 00:03:29,405 00:03:30,665 I'm gonna go to babette's and take a shower. I'm gonna go to babette's and take a shower.
89 00:03:30,705 00:03:32,776 Why? Your shower's working. Why? Your shower's working.
90 00:03:32,806 00:03:35,277 Just had a little incident in here yesterday. Just had a little incident in here yesterday.
91 00:03:35,307 00:03:35,837 What kind of incident? What kind of incident?
92 00:03:35,877 00:03:37,607 Nothing big. Nothing big.
93 00:03:37,647 00:03:40,678 Some of the guys saw me naked. It's no big thing. Some of the guys saw me naked. It's no big thing.
94 00:03:40,718 00:03:42,719 How did a couple of guys see you naked? How did a couple of guys see you naked?
95 00:03:42,749 00:03:44,390 I was getting out, and Joe... I was getting out, and Joe...
96 00:03:44,420 00:03:45,850 Joe? Joe saw you naked? Joe? Joe saw you naked?
97 00:03:45,890 00:03:47,291 And Pete. And Pete.
98 00:03:47,321 00:03:48,891 Pete was with Joe, and then slim... Pete was with Joe, and then slim...
99 00:03:48,921 00:03:50,432 Slim saw you naked? Slim saw you naked?
100 00:03:50,462 00:03:52,902 I could see him, so I assume he could see me. I could see him, so I assume he could see me.
101 00:03:52,932 00:03:54,763 Billy had the best view... Billy had the best view...
102 00:03:54,803 00:03:56,834 Just a straight shot right down main street. Just a straight shot right down main street.
103 00:03:56,874 00:03:58,534 Four guys saw you naked? Four guys saw you naked?
104 00:03:58,574 00:03:59,805 If you don't count Teddy, yes. If you don't count Teddy, yes.
105 00:03:59,845 00:04:01,845 What were those guys doing up there? What were those guys doing up there?
106 00:04:01,875 00:04:03,776 T.j. Accidentally sent them up. T.j. Accidentally sent them up.
107 00:04:03,816 00:04:05,046 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
108 00:04:05,076 00:04:08,448 It was no big deal. We all laughed about it. It was no big deal. We all laughed about it.
109 00:04:08,488 00:04:10,888 From now on, I'm showering at babette's, so show's over. From now on, I'm showering at babette's, so show's over.
110 00:04:10,918 00:04:14,290 No one sees the goods but you, okay? No one sees the goods but you, okay?
111 00:04:14,330 00:04:15,930 [ Machinery whirring ] [ Machinery whirring ]
112 00:04:22,842 00:04:26,474 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ ♪ If you're out on the road ♪
113 00:04:26,514 00:04:31,845 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
114 00:04:31,885 00:04:35,757 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
115 00:04:35,787 00:04:40,398 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
116 00:04:40,428 00:04:44,800 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
117 00:04:44,830 00:04:48,471 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
118 00:04:48,501 00:04:51,072 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
119 00:04:51,112 00:04:53,643 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
120 00:04:53,683 00:04:57,714 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
121 00:04:57,754 00:05:02,796 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
122 00:05:02,826 00:05:06,627 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
123 00:05:06,667 00:05:09,438 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
124 00:05:09,468 00:05:11,969 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
125 00:05:11,999 00:05:15,510 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ I will follow where you lead
126 00:05:16,510 00:05:17,581 they're good. they're good.
127 00:05:17,611 00:05:19,041 They're stale. They're stale.
128 00:05:19,081 00:05:21,452 The blueberries aren't blue. They're red. The blueberries aren't blue. They're red.
129 00:05:21,482 00:05:23,052 My god, these blueberries are red! My god, these blueberries are red!
130 00:05:23,082 00:05:24,453 They're raspberries. They're raspberries.
131 00:05:24,483 00:05:25,483 The box said they were blueberry. The box said they were blueberry.
132 00:05:25,523 00:05:26,794 It was printed on the side. It was printed on the side.
133 00:05:26,824 00:05:28,424 I was in the kitchen, and the box said... I was in the kitchen, and the box said...
134 00:05:28,454 00:05:30,125 She just kills me, that woman. She just kills me, that woman.
135 00:05:30,165 00:05:31,925 It wasn't as provocative as you think. It wasn't as provocative as you think.
136 00:05:33,566 00:05:35,096 "On my last visit to the office, "On my last visit to the office,
137 00:05:35,136 00:05:37,037 "I noticed the foliage on the side of the entrance "I noticed the foliage on the side of the entrance
138 00:05:37,067 00:05:38,568 "looked a little peaked. "looked a little peaked.
139 00:05:38,608 00:05:40,078 "We might want to let the gardener know. "We might want to let the gardener know.
140 00:05:40,108 00:05:42,549 Ta, ladies." Ta, ladies."
141 00:05:42,579 00:05:45,710 It's not Martin Luther nailing the 95 theses to a door. It's not Martin Luther nailing the 95 theses to a door.
142 00:05:45,750 00:05:48,921 It's implying I have no control over my hirelings at the d.A.R. It's implying I have no control over my hirelings at the d.A.R.
143 00:05:48,951 00:05:50,191 I'm the president. I'm the president.
144 00:05:50,221 00:05:52,052 The foliage on the side of the door, The foliage on the side of the door,
145 00:05:52,092 00:05:55,193 which looks fine, by the way, is my responsibility. which looks fine, by the way, is my responsibility.
146 00:05:55,223 00:05:57,764 This is a direct frontal assault on my leadership. This is a direct frontal assault on my leadership.
147 00:05:57,794 00:05:59,064 The woman's plotting a coup. The woman's plotting a coup.
148 00:05:59,094 00:06:00,005 This is constance, right? This is constance, right?
149 00:06:00,035 00:06:01,735 Constance betterton. Constance betterton.
150 00:06:01,765 00:06:03,776 Ever since the Masterson" Christmas party, Ever since the Masterson" Christmas party,
151 00:06:03,806 00:06:05,707 when I mentioned that constance's husband when I mentioned that constance's husband
152 00:06:05,737 00:06:08,477 sells used cars for a living, which he does... sells used cars for a living, which he does...
153 00:06:08,507 00:06:10,578 He calls them "pre-owned," but they're used... He calls them "pre-owned," but they're used...
154 00:06:10,618 00:06:12,219 She's had it in for me. She's had it in for me.
155 00:06:12,249 00:06:14,149 She's gonna run against me in the next election. She's gonna run against me in the next election.
156 00:06:14,189 00:06:16,620 You don't try to oust a president of the d.A.R. You don't try to oust a president of the d.A.R.
157 00:06:16,660 00:06:18,461 After one term... It's an insult! After one term... It's an insult!
158 00:06:18,491 00:06:20,131 I think you will beat her handily. I think you will beat her handily.
159 00:06:20,161 00:06:21,692 Did I tell you she tried to push me down the stairs? Did I tell you she tried to push me down the stairs?
160 00:06:21,732 00:06:23,562 Look, grandma, don't worry. Look, grandma, don't worry.
161 00:06:23,602 00:06:25,133 You have someone on the inside now. You have someone on the inside now.
162 00:06:25,163 00:06:26,533 Who? Who?
163 00:06:26,573 00:06:27,974 Me. Me.
164 00:06:28,004 00:06:28,804 Oh. Oh.
165 00:06:28,834 00:06:30,145 Yes. Yes.
166 00:06:30,175 00:06:32,746 I'll keep an eye on constance from now on... I'll keep an eye on constance from now on...
167 00:06:32,776 00:06:35,747 Let you know when she comes in, when she uses the computer, Let you know when she comes in, when she uses the computer,
168 00:06:35,777 00:06:37,817 when she's inspecting the landscaping. when she's inspecting the landscaping.
169 00:06:37,847 00:06:39,658 Well, that's wonderful! Well, that's wonderful!
170 00:06:39,688 00:06:40,618 But stay out of the stairwell. But stay out of the stairwell.
171 00:06:40,658 00:06:41,658 Will do. Will do.
172 00:06:43,829 00:06:46,730 Mmm. Raspberry. I like raspberry. Mmm. Raspberry. I like raspberry.
173 00:06:49,931 00:06:50,932 Twist ties? Twist ties?
174 00:06:50,972 00:06:53,042 Twist ties are over there. Twist ties are over there.
175 00:06:53,072 00:06:56,273 Is that bag half full or half empty, Jules? Is that bag half full or half empty, Jules?
176 00:06:56,303 00:06:58,774 Oh, you're making me an optimist, my friend. Oh, you're making me an optimist, my friend.
177 00:06:58,814 00:07:00,085 Rory? Liza? Rory? Liza?
178 00:07:00,115 00:07:01,215 Rory? Rory?
179 00:07:01,245 00:07:03,156 Not until the end of your shift. Not until the end of your shift.
180 00:07:03,186 00:07:05,586 I don't think the patch works on me. I don't think the patch works on me.
181 00:07:05,616 00:07:07,157 That is a billion milligrams of nicotine. That is a billion milligrams of nicotine.
182 00:07:07,187 00:07:08,657 Is that bad? Is that bad?
183 00:07:08,687 00:07:11,028 Go sit by the cooler, have some water, Go sit by the cooler, have some water,
184 00:07:11,058 00:07:13,529 and take those off. and take those off.
185 00:07:13,569 00:07:14,970 Problem? Problem?
186 00:07:15,000 00:07:17,740 No, I told her to get water. She seems dehydrated. No, I told her to get water. She seems dehydrated.
187 00:07:17,770 00:07:19,101 Looks pretty good. Looks pretty good.
188 00:07:19,141 00:07:20,912 I think we've hit a good rhythm here. I think we've hit a good rhythm here.
189 00:07:20,942 00:07:22,682 I've paired up Rinaldi and spiro, I've paired up Rinaldi and spiro,
190 00:07:22,712 00:07:24,283 which worked out very efficiently. which worked out very efficiently.
191 00:07:24,313 00:07:26,683 Sanderson got grumpy toward the end of the day, Sanderson got grumpy toward the end of the day,
192 00:07:26,713 00:07:27,914 but it's 'cause he wants to be noticed, but it's 'cause he wants to be noticed,
193 00:07:27,954 00:07:30,325 and he is by far our best spearman. and he is by far our best spearman.
194 00:07:30,355 00:07:33,656 We need to remember to pack extra trash Spears tomorrow. We need to remember to pack extra trash Spears tomorrow.
195 00:07:33,696 00:07:35,626 The mcfarland brothers are using the trash pickup The mcfarland brothers are using the trash pickup
196 00:07:35,656 00:07:37,667 to get out some of that pent-up aggression, to get out some of that pent-up aggression,
197 00:07:37,697 00:07:40,098 which is psychologically healthy but hard on the equipment. which is psychologically healthy but hard on the equipment.
198 00:07:40,138 00:07:42,269 Got it. So, what's it looking like? Got it. So, what's it looking like?
199 00:07:42,299 00:07:44,009 Our quota's up. The kids are tired. Our quota's up. The kids are tired.
200 00:07:44,039 00:07:46,170 It's time to call it a day. It's time to call it a day.
201 00:07:46,210 00:07:48,781 Alright, everybody, let's bring it in! Alright, everybody, let's bring it in!
202 00:07:48,811 00:07:51,682 A bunch of girls are going for pizza, if you want to come. A bunch of girls are going for pizza, if you want to come.
203 00:07:51,712 00:07:52,622 I'll come. I'll come.
204 00:07:52,652 00:07:53,882 Are you a girl? Are you a girl?
205 00:07:53,922 00:07:56,323 No. No.
206 00:07:56,353 00:07:59,254 I can't. I've got a 3-hour shift at the nursing home. I can't. I've got a 3-hour shift at the nursing home.
207 00:07:59,294 00:08:01,695 I can't believe how much service they stuck you with. I can't believe how much service they stuck you with.
208 00:08:01,725 00:08:02,695 What the hell did you do? What the hell did you do?
209 00:08:02,735 00:08:04,736 I shot a man in Reno. I shot a man in Reno.
210 00:08:04,766 00:08:07,367 [ Laughs, coughs ] [ Laughs, coughs ]
211 00:08:07,407 00:08:08,637 Give it. Give it.
212 00:08:08,667 00:08:10,278 [ Coughing continues ] [ Coughing continues ]
213 00:08:12,679 00:08:15,280 Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life Paris: The truth is, this is the first time in my life
214 00:08:15,310 00:08:17,820 that I've consistently spent the night with a man. that I've consistently spent the night with a man.
215 00:08:17,850 00:08:19,321 I don't know the rules. I don't know the rules.
216 00:08:19,351 00:08:22,192 Obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex, Obviously, the clothes have to come off for the actual sex,
217 00:08:22,222 00:08:24,093 but, afterward, what are you supposed to do? but, afterward, what are you supposed to do?
218 00:08:24,123 00:08:25,963 Nightgowns are obviously out, Nightgowns are obviously out,
219 00:08:25,993 00:08:27,834 but wearing nothing seems extreme but wearing nothing seems extreme
220 00:08:27,864 00:08:29,864 and, in case of fire, completely impractical. and, in case of fire, completely impractical.
221 00:08:29,904 00:08:32,405 I wore a camisole one night. It almost strangled me. I wore a camisole one night. It almost strangled me.
222 00:08:32,435 00:08:35,106 I'm not a Teddy girl, so what does that leave? I'm not a Teddy girl, so what does that leave?
223 00:08:35,136 00:08:36,807 Um... t-shirts. Um... t-shirts.
224 00:08:36,847 00:08:39,778 But what does a t-shirt say about me? But what does a t-shirt say about me?
225 00:08:39,818 00:08:41,678 What does it say to Doyle about me? What does it say to Doyle about me?
226 00:08:41,718 00:08:44,319 It's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty. It's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty.
227 00:08:44,349 00:08:46,760 Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option. Maybe I should reconsider the "completely naked" option.
228 00:08:46,790 00:08:49,891 After all, I'm 21. If not now, when? After all, I'm 21. If not now, when?
229 00:08:49,931 00:08:51,892 Right now, my ass is probably as good Right now, my ass is probably as good
230 00:08:51,932 00:08:52,732 as it's ever going to get. as it's ever going to get.
231 00:08:52,762 00:08:54,363 I should exploit that. I should exploit that.
232 00:08:54,403 00:08:56,873 Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town. Absolutely. Buy a video camera, go to town.
233 00:08:56,903 00:08:58,334 I'm starting to fade here. I'm starting to fade here.
234 00:08:58,374 00:09:00,345 Oh, me too. Listen, it's been a terrific lunch. Oh, me too. Listen, it's been a terrific lunch.
235 00:09:00,375 00:09:01,845 I'll get another Espresso. I'll get another Espresso.
236 00:09:01,875 00:09:04,416 Actually, we're out of Espresso. Actually, we're out of Espresso.
237 00:09:04,446 00:09:08,447 We shut the machine down at 3:00 to give it a rest. We shut the machine down at 3:00 to give it a rest.
238 00:09:08,487 00:09:10,888 It's Italian, so it's a little temperamental. It's Italian, so it's a little temperamental.
239 00:09:10,918 00:09:13,859 Oh. Okay. Well, then, I guess I should... Oh. Okay. Well, then, I guess I should...
240 00:09:13,889 00:09:16,390 Go? Really? Okay. Well, hmm. Go? Really? Okay. Well, hmm.
241 00:09:16,430 00:09:18,461 Sweetie, it's been a blast again. Sweetie, it's been a blast again.
242 00:09:18,501 00:09:20,171 So, I guess I'll see you Tuesday. So, I guess I'll see you Tuesday.
243 00:09:20,201 00:09:22,742 Yeah, Tuesday. Perfect. Can't wait. Yeah, Tuesday. Perfect. Can't wait.
244 00:09:22,772 00:09:24,202 Okay. Okay.
245 00:09:27,774 00:09:28,944 Is she gone? Is she gone?
246 00:09:28,974 00:09:30,945 Yes, she's gone. Yes, she's gone.
247 00:09:30,985 00:09:32,415 I can't believe you're hiding from a little girl. I can't believe you're hiding from a little girl.
248 00:09:32,445 00:09:33,916 Oh, yes, you can. Oh, yes, you can.
249 00:09:33,956 00:09:35,916 She has a tough exterior, but Paris is... She has a tough exterior, but Paris is...
250 00:09:35,956 00:09:37,387 Tokyo Rose. Tokyo Rose.
251 00:09:37,427 00:09:40,228 She's lonely. She does not have a lot of friends. She's lonely. She does not have a lot of friends.
252 00:09:40,258 00:09:41,298 No! Shocker! No! Shocker!
253 00:09:41,328 00:09:42,769 Sookie. Sookie.
254 00:09:42,799 00:09:45,430 No. No "Sookie." She's horrible. No. No "Sookie." She's horrible.
255 00:09:45,470 00:09:47,300 She sends everything back twice, She sends everything back twice,
256 00:09:47,340 00:09:49,041 and she makes the waiters write down and she makes the waiters write down
257 00:09:49,071 00:09:51,071 what she wants me to know is wrong with the food. what she wants me to know is wrong with the food.
258 00:09:51,111 00:09:52,742 At least you're hidden. At least you're hidden.
259 00:09:52,782 00:09:54,182 I'm out there behind a desk, I'm out there behind a desk,
260 00:09:54,212 00:09:55,043 exposed to all of her elements. exposed to all of her elements.
261 00:09:55,083 00:09:56,513 Michel. Michel.
262 00:09:56,543 00:09:59,454 She mocked my accent. She called me "Canadian." She mocked my accent. She called me "Canadian."
263 00:09:59,484 00:10:01,525 It's enough already. I won't cook for her anymore. It's enough already. I won't cook for her anymore.
264 00:10:01,555 00:10:02,925 Lunches. Lunches.
265 00:10:02,955 00:10:04,996 Twice a week for three weeks? Twice a week for three weeks?
266 00:10:05,026 00:10:06,897 The next thing you know, you'll be carrying Emmanuel Lewis The next thing you know, you'll be carrying Emmanuel Lewis
267 00:10:06,927 00:10:08,467 on your shoulders. on your shoulders.
268 00:10:08,497 00:10:10,968 We don't have time for this. We have a wedding this week. We don't have time for this. We have a wedding this week.
269 00:10:10,998 00:10:13,969 I've got a menu to plan and a cake to design. I've got a menu to plan and a cake to design.
270 00:10:14,009 00:10:16,940 I don't have time to map out the patterns for my salmon. I don't have time to map out the patterns for my salmon.
271 00:10:16,980 00:10:19,481 I'm sorry she's bothering you guys. I'm sorry she's bothering you guys.
272 00:10:19,511 00:10:21,982 What can I do? I gave her my cellphone number. What can I do? I gave her my cellphone number.
273 00:10:22,012 00:10:23,952 I just didn't think she'd use it so often. I just didn't think she'd use it so often.
274 00:10:23,982 00:10:25,123 Well, cut it off. Well, cut it off.
275 00:10:25,153 00:10:26,083 I feel sorry for her. I feel sorry for her.
276 00:10:26,123 00:10:27,353 No one likes to be pitied. No one likes to be pitied.
277 00:10:27,393 00:10:29,354 Fine, I have to cut it off. I will. Fine, I have to cut it off. I will.
278 00:10:29,394 00:10:30,094 Do you promise? Do you promise?
279 00:10:30,124 00:10:31,465 I promise. I promise.
280 00:10:31,495 00:10:34,296 Good, because I've got a lot of work to do. Good, because I've got a lot of work to do.
281 00:10:34,336 00:10:36,196 We've got a ton of planning to do for this wedding, We've got a ton of planning to do for this wedding,
282 00:10:36,236 00:10:37,507 and the menu's a mess. and the menu's a mess.
283 00:10:37,537 00:10:39,107 I was thinking about a red velvet cake, I was thinking about a red velvet cake,
284 00:10:39,137 00:10:40,808 but I don't know. but I don't know.
285 00:10:40,838 00:10:43,809 I'm using this as a trial run, so it has to be perfect. I'm using this as a trial run, so it has to be perfect.
286 00:10:43,849 00:10:44,879 A trial run for what? A trial run for what?
287 00:10:44,909 00:10:47,220 For your wedding. For your wedding.
288 00:10:47,250 00:10:47,920 Which will be when? Which will be when?
289 00:10:47,950 00:10:49,051 What? What?
290 00:10:49,081 00:10:50,251 When? When what? When? When what?
291 00:10:50,291 00:10:51,391 When will you be getting married? When will you be getting married?
292 00:10:51,421 00:10:52,392 I'm gonna need a date. I'm gonna need a date.
293 00:10:52,422 00:10:54,462 We haven't set one yet. We haven't set one yet.
294 00:10:54,492 00:10:58,264 I had Michel black out all of July for next year. I had Michel black out all of July for next year.
295 00:10:58,294 00:11:00,264 I figured you and Luke for a summer wedding. I figured you and Luke for a summer wedding.
296 00:11:00,304 00:11:01,535 Who and Luke? Who and Luke?
297 00:11:01,565 00:11:03,505 July 23rd is my pick, but I am flexible. July 23rd is my pick, but I am flexible.
298 00:11:03,535 00:11:05,236 Michel, unblack it out. Michel, unblack it out.
299 00:11:05,276 00:11:06,006 I told you. I told you.
300 00:11:06,036 00:11:07,607 "I told you" what? "I told you" what?
301 00:11:07,647 00:11:09,007 You were not getting married. You were not getting married.
302 00:11:09,047 00:11:10,048 I am getting married. I am getting married.
303 00:11:10,078 00:11:11,478 You were right. You were right.
304 00:11:11,518 00:11:13,489 The woman can't commit to a purse, much less a man. The woman can't commit to a purse, much less a man.
305 00:11:13,519 00:11:14,519 I am getting married. I am getting married.
306 00:11:14,549 00:11:16,620 I am so naive. I believed. I am so naive. I believed.
307 00:11:16,650 00:11:18,490 Live and learn. Live and learn.
308 00:11:18,520 00:11:21,191 Hey, I am getting married. We will set a date. Hey, I am getting married. We will set a date.
309 00:11:21,231 00:11:22,862 We will get married on that date. We will get married on that date.
310 00:11:22,902 00:11:24,903 And I've had the same purse for almost a year, And I've had the same purse for almost a year,
311 00:11:24,933 00:11:26,133 thank you very much. thank you very much.
312 00:11:26,163 00:11:28,134 Of course. My mistake. Of course. My mistake.
313 00:11:28,174 00:11:30,945 Now let me go cancel your wedding plans. Now let me go cancel your wedding plans.
314 00:11:30,975 00:11:33,575 Those are not my wedding plans. They are Sookie's plans. Those are not my wedding plans. They are Sookie's plans.
315 00:11:33,615 00:11:35,576 Well, fine, then! What are your wedding plans? Well, fine, then! What are your wedding plans?
316 00:11:35,616 00:11:36,947 They haven't been formalized. They haven't been formalized.
317 00:11:36,987 00:11:38,917 What does that mean? What does that mean?
318 00:11:38,947 00:11:40,588 I got men running around my house, I got men running around my house,
319 00:11:40,618 00:11:43,629 a destroyed bedroom... Things are crazy right now. a destroyed bedroom... Things are crazy right now.
320 00:11:43,659 00:11:46,660 When they calm down and Luke and I get a chance to breathe, When they calm down and Luke and I get a chance to breathe,
321 00:11:46,690 00:11:48,400 we will talk and set the date. we will talk and set the date.
322 00:11:48,430 00:11:50,131 Until then, will you drop it, please? Until then, will you drop it, please?
323 00:11:50,171 00:11:52,032 Fine. It's dropped. Fine. It's dropped.
324 00:11:52,072 00:11:53,142 She's coming back! She's coming back!
325 00:11:53,172 00:11:54,572 Why?! Why?!
326 00:11:54,602 00:11:57,173 Maybe she left her phone or her spell book. Maybe she left her phone or her spell book.
327 00:11:57,213 00:11:58,574 She's heading back toward the inn, She's heading back toward the inn,
328 00:11:58,614 00:12:00,444 and I'm not going out until she leaves. and I'm not going out until she leaves.
329 00:12:00,484 00:12:02,085 You're being ridiculous. You're being ridiculous.
330 00:12:02,115 00:12:03,385 You're a grown man. You have a job to do. You're a grown man. You have a job to do.
331 00:12:03,415 00:12:06,116 So do you. I don't see you rushing out. So do you. I don't see you rushing out.
332 00:12:06,156 00:12:09,227 I can't. I'm not done with my coffee yet. I can't. I'm not done with my coffee yet.
333 00:12:09,257 00:12:12,098 Mmm! Good to the last drop. Mmm! Good to the last drop.
334 00:12:13,499 00:12:15,469 [ Telephone rings ] [ Telephone rings ]
335 00:12:15,499 00:12:18,000 Daughters of the American revolution. Daughters of the American revolution.
336 00:12:18,040 00:12:19,601 Mrs. Tarkington, yes, Mrs. Tarkington, yes,
337 00:12:19,641 00:12:21,511 I've got your application right here... I've got your application right here...
338 00:12:21,541 00:12:24,112 Sandra tarkington. Sandra tarkington.
339 00:12:24,142 00:12:27,253 Um, I guess we just need to make 100% sure Um, I guess we just need to make 100% sure
340 00:12:27,283 00:12:29,484 that you're related to a verifiable patriot, that you're related to a verifiable patriot,
341 00:12:29,514 00:12:32,285 because we couldn't substantiate it on our end. because we couldn't substantiate it on our end.
342 00:12:32,325 00:12:34,156 Well, see, that's the thing... Well, see, that's the thing...
343 00:12:34,196 00:12:35,656 The fact that you found a musket in your great-uncle's attic The fact that you found a musket in your great-uncle's attic
344 00:12:35,696 00:12:37,297 doesn't necessarily mean doesn't necessarily mean
345 00:12:37,327 00:12:39,998 you're related to a revolutionary war patriot. you're related to a revolutionary war patriot.
346 00:12:40,038 00:12:41,738 Yeah. Yeah.
347 00:12:41,768 00:12:44,109 Unfortunately, even if your great-uncle Nate Unfortunately, even if your great-uncle Nate
348 00:12:44,139 00:12:47,010 swore on your aunt kissy's grave that it was so. swore on your aunt kissy's grave that it was so.
349 00:12:47,040 00:12:50,381 It's documented genealogy, preferably notarized. It's documented genealogy, preferably notarized.
350 00:12:50,411 00:12:55,423 Could you hold on for a moment? Could you hold on for a moment?
351 00:12:55,453 00:12:57,193 Psst. Where's Julia? Psst. Where's Julia?
352 00:12:57,223 00:13:00,064 Slinked to the back after I tore down constance's letter. Slinked to the back after I tore down constance's letter.
353 00:13:00,094 00:13:01,565 Good, 'cause I've got some gossip. Good, 'cause I've got some gossip.
354 00:13:01,595 00:13:05,066 My own little Valerie plame. What's the news? My own little Valerie plame. What's the news?
355 00:13:05,096 00:13:06,336 So, I was at lunch with some of the girls, So, I was at lunch with some of the girls,
356 00:13:06,366 00:13:08,567 and I started sniffing around, and I started sniffing around,
357 00:13:08,607 00:13:11,278 asking if anyone had funny stories about constance. asking if anyone had funny stories about constance.
358 00:13:11,308 00:13:13,209 You sly fox! You sly fox!
359 00:13:13,249 00:13:15,779 One of the girls tells me that three months ago, One of the girls tells me that three months ago,
360 00:13:15,809 00:13:18,050 she was in the office with constance, she was in the office with constance,
361 00:13:18,080 00:13:19,421 and as constance was heading out for lunch, and as constance was heading out for lunch,
362 00:13:19,451 00:13:21,191 she stumbled and dropped her purse, she stumbled and dropped her purse,
363 00:13:21,221 00:13:22,792 and her altoids box popped open, and her altoids box popped open,
364 00:13:22,822 00:13:24,162 spilling out enough funny-looking pills spilling out enough funny-looking pills
365 00:13:24,192 00:13:25,523 to fill a pharmacy. to fill a pharmacy.
366 00:13:25,563 00:13:28,064 Constance claimed they were all vitamins. Constance claimed they were all vitamins.
367 00:13:28,094 00:13:29,194 Julia didn't buy it. Julia didn't buy it.
368 00:13:29,234 00:13:31,135 The minute the pills spilled out, The minute the pills spilled out,
369 00:13:31,165 00:13:33,405 constance threw herself on top of them. constance threw herself on top of them.
370 00:13:33,435 00:13:35,776 A cover-up... that's good. That's what took Nixon down. A cover-up... that's good. That's what took Nixon down.
371 00:13:35,806 00:13:38,407 This is so exciting! I love having a mole. This is so exciting! I love having a mole.
372 00:13:38,447 00:13:40,348 We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora. We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora.
373 00:13:40,378 00:13:43,419 I suggested that we invite constance to lunch... I suggested that we invite constance to lunch...
374 00:13:43,449 00:13:45,349 Get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up. Get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up.
375 00:13:45,389 00:13:47,420 Who knew that behind such a sweet face Who knew that behind such a sweet face
376 00:13:47,460 00:13:48,720 lurked the soul of a spy? lurked the soul of a spy?
377 00:13:48,760 00:13:51,061 I prefer "woman of mystery and intrigue." I prefer "woman of mystery and intrigue."
378 00:13:51,091 00:13:51,731 [ Cellphone rings ] [ Cellphone rings ]
379 00:13:51,761 00:13:54,062 Excuse me. Excuse me.
380 00:13:54,102 00:13:54,662 Hello? Hello?
381 00:13:54,702 00:13:55,463 Paris: Rory. Paris: Rory.
382 00:13:55,503 00:13:58,174 Oh, hey, Paris. Oh, hey, Paris.
383 00:13:58,204 00:13:59,534 Okay. Okay.
384 00:13:59,574 00:14:01,205 No, now's a fine time. What's up? No, now's a fine time. What's up?
385 00:14:01,245 00:14:02,845 Good. This hard-to-reach thing was getting old. Good. This hard-to-reach thing was getting old.
386 00:14:02,875 00:14:04,516 I'm all yours, Paris. I'm all yours, Paris.
387 00:14:04,546 00:14:07,317 I have to put down a deposit today or we lose the place. I have to put down a deposit today or we lose the place.
388 00:14:07,347 00:14:08,447 What place? What place?
389 00:14:08,487 00:14:11,118 Our place. Our off-campus place. Our place. Our off-campus place.
390 00:14:11,158 00:14:12,758 You're hard to reach in a myriad of ways. You're hard to reach in a myriad of ways.
391 00:14:12,788 00:14:16,089 We don't have a place. I'm not moving off campus. We don't have a place. I'm not moving off campus.
392 00:14:16,129 00:14:17,730 I no longer go to campus. I no longer go to campus.
393 00:14:17,760 00:14:20,271 You're sticking with this "not going to Yale" thing? You're sticking with this "not going to Yale" thing?
394 00:14:20,301 00:14:21,201 Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
395 00:14:21,231 00:14:22,602 Is this about the boat? Is this about the boat?
396 00:14:22,632 00:14:23,802 How do you know about the boat? How do you know about the boat?
397 00:14:23,842 00:14:26,243 Oh, come on. It's out there. Oh, come on. It's out there.
398 00:14:26,273 00:14:28,143 Why is it out there? How is it out there? Why is it out there? How is it out there?
399 00:14:28,173 00:14:29,544 I read it on Rebecca thurston's blog. I read it on Rebecca thurston's blog.
400 00:14:29,574 00:14:31,415 You're kidding. You're kidding.
401 00:14:31,445 00:14:34,656 I thought Rebecca's blog was about the guys she has sex with I thought Rebecca's blog was about the guys she has sex with
402 00:14:34,686 00:14:36,216 and how much she hates her mother. and how much she hates her mother.
403 00:14:36,256 00:14:38,227 That's true, but the boat you guys stole That's true, but the boat you guys stole
404 00:14:38,257 00:14:40,758 belongs to Dr. Daniel Zimmerman, whose son is Jason Zimmerman, belongs to Dr. Daniel Zimmerman, whose son is Jason Zimmerman,
405 00:14:40,798 00:14:42,358 who Rebecca thurston had sex with who Rebecca thurston had sex with
406 00:14:42,398 00:14:44,529 on her father's boat last semester. on her father's boat last semester.
407 00:14:44,569 00:14:46,370 I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere. I can't believe I'm in the blogosphere.
408 00:14:46,400 00:14:49,200 See for yourself. Google "Rory Gilmore sex boat." See for yourself. Google "Rory Gilmore sex boat."
409 00:14:49,240 00:14:50,611 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
410 00:14:50,641 00:14:53,382 Is it true you tried to outrace the coast guard? Is it true you tried to outrace the coast guard?
411 00:14:53,412 00:14:55,813 Rent the apartment, Paris. I'm not coming back to Yale. Rent the apartment, Paris. I'm not coming back to Yale.
412 00:14:55,843 00:14:57,653 You've put me in a difficult position. You've put me in a difficult position.
413 00:14:57,683 00:14:58,884 What if I end up renting the room What if I end up renting the room
414 00:14:58,914 00:15:00,754 to a rapist or serial killer? to a rapist or serial killer?
415 00:15:00,784 00:15:03,855 I told you over two months ago that I was not coming back. I told you over two months ago that I was not coming back.
416 00:15:03,895 00:15:06,456 Besides, Yale is pretty good about screening Besides, Yale is pretty good about screening
417 00:15:06,496 00:15:08,167 for rapists and serial killers. for rapists and serial killers.
418 00:15:08,197 00:15:10,598 There was no sense of finality in our conversation. There was no sense of finality in our conversation.
419 00:15:10,638 00:15:12,598 There was a total sense of finality. There was a total sense of finality.
420 00:15:12,638 00:15:13,869 You can believe that if you want, You can believe that if you want,
421 00:15:13,909 00:15:15,839 but if I end up on the front page but if I end up on the front page
422 00:15:15,869 00:15:18,340 of the Hartford courier btk'd to death, you'll know why. of the Hartford courier btk'd to death, you'll know why.
423 00:15:18,380 00:15:19,881 Goodbye, Paris. Goodbye, Paris.
424 00:15:19,911 00:15:20,881 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
425 00:15:21,511 00:15:22,782 Yeah! Yeah!
426 00:15:22,812 00:15:24,482 Whoo! Whoo!
427 00:15:24,522 00:15:26,523 [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
428 00:15:30,864 00:15:32,395 Hello? Hello?
429 00:15:32,425 00:15:34,335 I will find you, I will find you,
430 00:15:34,365 00:15:36,596 no matter how long, no matter how far! no matter how long, no matter how far!
431 00:15:36,636 00:15:38,567 I will find you! I will find you!
432 00:15:38,607 00:15:39,267 What the hell's going on? What the hell's going on?
433 00:15:39,307 00:15:40,838 Hey, Luke. Hey, Luke.
434 00:15:40,878 00:15:43,649 I'm doing my Daniel day-Lewis retrospective for the guys. I'm doing my Daniel day-Lewis retrospective for the guys.
435 00:15:43,679 00:15:45,579 You should see her rendition of "my left foot." You should see her rendition of "my left foot."
436 00:15:45,609 00:15:47,320 I've seen it. Thanks. I've seen it. Thanks.
437 00:15:47,350 00:15:49,320 This time, I did it with my right foot. This time, I did it with my right foot.
438 00:15:49,350 00:15:50,691 I'll show you. Hand me the paintbrush. I'll show you. Hand me the paintbrush.
439 00:15:50,721 00:15:52,391 That's okay. I'm good. That's okay. I'm good.
440 00:15:52,421 00:15:54,422 Uh, you know, there's a bunch of open paint cans Uh, you know, there's a bunch of open paint cans
441 00:15:54,462 00:15:55,763 sitting out on the porch. sitting out on the porch.
442 00:15:55,793 00:15:58,263 We didn't want the pizza to get cold. We didn't want the pizza to get cold.
443 00:15:58,293 00:16:00,234 Check out this new trick we just taught Paul anka. Check out this new trick we just taught Paul anka.
444 00:16:00,264 00:16:02,335 Paul anka, pizza! [ Barks ] Paul anka, pizza! [ Barks ]
445 00:16:02,365 00:16:03,405 Pizza, pizza! Pizza, pizza!
446 00:16:03,435 00:16:03,775 [ Barks twice ] [ Barks twice ]
447 00:16:03,805 00:16:05,306 Salad. Salad.
448 00:16:06,506 00:16:08,307 [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
449 00:16:08,347 00:16:10,317 Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
450 00:16:10,347 00:16:11,718 Oh, shoot, I'm out of treats. Oh, shoot, I'm out of treats.
451 00:16:11,748 00:16:13,518 Be right back. Be right back.
452 00:16:13,548 00:16:16,019 Those guys are here to work. You don't have to put a show on. Those guys are here to work. You don't have to put a show on.
453 00:16:16,049 00:16:17,820 I just want them to have a good time. I just want them to have a good time.
454 00:16:17,860 00:16:18,960 Half of them have seen you naked. Half of them have seen you naked.
455 00:16:18,990 00:16:20,791 How much better a time can they have? How much better a time can they have?
456 00:16:20,831 00:16:21,961 He's jealous of my popularity. He's jealous of my popularity.
457 00:16:21,991 00:16:23,602 Sure. I get that. Sure. I get that.
458 00:16:23,632 00:16:26,463 Do other clients feed their crews breakfast and lunch Do other clients feed their crews breakfast and lunch
459 00:16:26,503 00:16:28,273 and buy them pizza and beer? and buy them pizza and beer?
460 00:16:28,303 00:16:30,804 Nope. Of course, the naked thing's been done. Nope. Of course, the naked thing's been done.
461 00:16:30,844 00:16:32,375 Alright, Tom, we're outie. Alright, Tom, we're outie.
462 00:16:32,405 00:16:33,845 Anything you need to discuss before we go? Anything you need to discuss before we go?
463 00:16:33,875 00:16:35,716 We talked about everything but the kitchen. We talked about everything but the kitchen.
464 00:16:35,746 00:16:36,716 What about the kitchen? What about the kitchen?
465 00:16:36,746 00:16:38,017 Do we want to make it bigger? Do we want to make it bigger?
466 00:16:38,047 00:16:39,787 Why would we want to make it bigger? Why would we want to make it bigger?
467 00:16:39,817 00:16:43,558 You might want a double oven or a sub-zero freezer. You might want a double oven or a sub-zero freezer.
468 00:16:43,588 00:16:45,359 There's room enough for an island There's room enough for an island
469 00:16:45,389 00:16:47,460 and a cooking station with some stools around it and a cooking station with some stools around it
470 00:16:47,500 00:16:49,400 for entertaining. for entertaining.
471 00:16:49,430 00:16:50,831 You know, for dinner parties. You know, for dinner parties.
472 00:16:50,871 00:16:53,472 Or maybe you want to cook a big holiday dinner... Or maybe you want to cook a big holiday dinner...
473 00:16:53,502 00:16:54,602 Thanksgiving or Christmas. Thanksgiving or Christmas.
474 00:16:54,642 00:16:56,603 The strange man is scaring me. The strange man is scaring me.
475 00:16:56,643 00:16:58,443 The kitchen's fine, Tom. The kitchen's fine, Tom.
476 00:16:58,473 00:17:00,444 Okay, everybody can relax Okay, everybody can relax
477 00:17:00,484 00:17:02,915 because your trusty contractor has returned. because your trusty contractor has returned.
478 00:17:02,945 00:17:04,856 Boy, what a trip. Traffic was terrible. Boy, what a trip. Traffic was terrible.
479 00:17:04,886 00:17:07,016 It took me an entire day. It took me an entire day.
480 00:17:07,056 00:17:09,787 Here you go, Tom... The mystic hammer. Here you go, Tom... The mystic hammer.
481 00:17:09,827 00:17:11,398 Thank you, t.J. Thank you, t.J.
482 00:17:11,428 00:17:13,428 I don't see what's so special about it. I don't see what's so special about it.
483 00:17:13,468 00:17:15,429 It looks an awful lot like every other hammer It looks an awful lot like every other hammer
484 00:17:15,469 00:17:17,000 we got lying around here. we got lying around here.
485 00:17:17,030 00:17:19,941 Well, that's the beauty of the mystic hammer, t.J... Well, that's the beauty of the mystic hammer, t.J...
486 00:17:19,971 00:17:22,671 It looks the same, but it's completely different. It looks the same, but it's completely different.
487 00:17:22,711 00:17:24,112 Make sure those cans are cleaned up out there. Make sure those cans are cleaned up out there.
488 00:17:24,142 00:17:25,442 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
489 00:17:25,482 00:17:26,913 I almost tripped over the cans. I almost tripped over the cans.
490 00:17:26,943 00:17:29,684 Don't worry, Luke. I'll take care of it. Don't worry, Luke. I'll take care of it.
491 00:17:29,714 00:17:31,925 Hey, did you guys know there was a room back here? Hey, did you guys know there was a room back here?
492 00:17:31,955 00:17:33,925 Oh, yeah, look at this... A whole room! Oh, yeah, look at this... A whole room!
493 00:17:33,955 00:17:35,656 What a find, huh? What a find, huh?
494 00:17:35,696 00:17:38,467 Boy, if you knocked out this wall here, Boy, if you knocked out this wall here,
495 00:17:38,497 00:17:40,797 opened up this room, you would have a huge kitchen. opened up this room, you would have a huge kitchen.
496 00:17:40,837 00:17:43,368 Yeah, we don't want a huge kitchen, t.J. Yeah, we don't want a huge kitchen, t.J.
497 00:17:43,408 00:17:46,940 You could turn it into a weight room or a workshop... You could turn it into a weight room or a workshop...
498 00:17:46,970 00:17:48,680 Or, hey, a pork-smoker room. Or, hey, a pork-smoker room.
499 00:17:48,710 00:17:50,751 My uncle had a pork-smoker room... My uncle had a pork-smoker room...
500 00:17:50,781 00:17:53,112 Big sides of pork hanging all over the place. Big sides of pork hanging all over the place.
501 00:17:53,152 00:17:55,452 We called it the dead-pig room. We called it the dead-pig room.
502 00:17:55,482 00:17:57,553 Why don't you go tell the guys they can go home. Why don't you go tell the guys they can go home.
503 00:17:57,593 00:17:58,954 It's not that big a job. It's not that big a job.
504 00:17:58,994 00:18:01,594 I could have it up and running for you in a week. I could have it up and running for you in a week.
505 00:18:01,624 00:18:03,435 All I got to do is drive to Boston All I got to do is drive to Boston
506 00:18:03,465 00:18:05,436 for one of those special sledgehammers for one of those special sledgehammers
507 00:18:05,466 00:18:06,696 Tom was telling me about, Tom was telling me about,
508 00:18:06,736 00:18:09,107 get a pig, and in about 10 minutes... get a pig, and in about 10 minutes...
509 00:18:09,137 00:18:11,808 Just leave the room alone! Just... it's fine. Just leave the room alone! Just... it's fine.
510 00:18:11,838 00:18:13,138 Leave it alone. Let's go. Leave it alone. Let's go.
511 00:18:16,809 00:18:18,420 She Jewish or something? She Jewish or something?
512 00:18:21,221 00:18:23,492 ♪ I have to interrupt and stop this conversation ♪ ♪ I have to interrupt and stop this conversation ♪
513 00:18:23,522 00:18:25,922 ♪ you boys have crossed the line... ♪ ♪ you boys have crossed the line... ♪
514 00:18:25,962 00:18:27,493 ♪ I like to talk ♪ I like to talk
515 00:18:27,533 00:18:29,934 ♪ when I can show you my affection ♪ ♪ when I can show you my affection ♪
516 00:18:29,964 00:18:32,705 ♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪ oh, I can't control myself
517 00:18:32,735 00:18:35,976 ♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪ oh, I can't control myself
518 00:18:36,006 00:18:38,747 ♪ oh, I can't control myself ♪ oh, I can't control myself
519 00:18:38,777 00:18:44,449 ♪ talking on the telephone ♪ talking on the telephone
520 00:18:44,489 00:18:47,590 ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh
521 00:18:47,620 00:18:50,631 ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ oh
522 00:18:50,661 00:18:53,091 ♪ thank god that wasn't me ♪ thank god that wasn't me
523 00:18:57,873 00:19:00,004 [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]
524 00:19:00,034 00:19:01,944 Whoo! Whoo!
525 00:19:01,974 00:19:03,475 Massachusetts, we love you! Massachusetts, we love you!
526 00:19:03,515 00:19:04,815 We love you, man! We love you, man!
527 00:19:04,845 00:19:07,216 We'd like to give some shout-outs... We'd like to give some shout-outs...
528 00:19:07,246 00:19:08,917 First and foremost, to pastor Tim. First and foremost, to pastor Tim.
529 00:19:08,947 00:19:10,787 Yeah! Pastor Tim! Yeah! Pastor Tim!
530 00:19:10,817 00:19:12,218 [ Plays riff ] [ Plays riff ]
531 00:19:13,858 00:19:15,489 Thanks for letting us rock the gym Thanks for letting us rock the gym
532 00:19:15,529 00:19:17,800 here at Whitfield seventh day adventist church. here at Whitfield seventh day adventist church.
533 00:19:17,830 00:19:21,601 Got into some very heavy talk with the pastor about my soul Got into some very heavy talk with the pastor about my soul
534 00:19:21,631 00:19:24,042 and ecclesiastes and stuff after sound check, and ecclesiastes and stuff after sound check,
535 00:19:24,072 00:19:25,642 and I got to say, and I got to say,
536 00:19:25,672 00:19:28,813 if Christ comes back in fulfillment of prophecy, if Christ comes back in fulfillment of prophecy,
537 00:19:28,843 00:19:30,984 he's gonna be hooking up with you first, dude, he's gonna be hooking up with you first, dude,
538 00:19:31,014 00:19:33,085 'cause you are awesome. 'cause you are awesome.
539 00:19:33,115 00:19:34,955 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
540 00:19:34,985 00:19:37,826 We would like to also thank the decoration committee We would like to also thank the decoration committee
541 00:19:37,856 00:19:40,157 for making the a.V. Room look so cool. for making the a.V. Room look so cool.
542 00:19:40,187 00:19:41,758 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
543 00:19:41,798 00:19:43,998 I've played the whiskey before, man, I've played the whiskey before, man,
544 00:19:44,028 00:19:45,569 and it's got a similar vibe. and it's got a similar vibe.
545 00:19:45,599 00:19:47,169 But most important, But most important,
546 00:19:47,199 00:19:50,040 we'd like to thank all of you for coming out to see us, we'd like to thank all of you for coming out to see us,
547 00:19:50,070 00:19:52,871 letting us into your homes, and making us feel welcome. letting us into your homes, and making us feel welcome.
548 00:19:52,911 00:19:54,182 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
549 00:19:54,212 00:19:55,782 We got to go! We got to go!
550 00:19:55,812 00:19:57,143 Hold on, people! Hold on, people!
551 00:19:57,183 00:19:59,213 There are some t-shirts and stuff for sale There are some t-shirts and stuff for sale
552 00:19:59,253 00:20:00,654 on the table over there. on the table over there.
553 00:20:00,684 00:20:03,325 We are Zach, Gil, Brian, and Lane, We are Zach, Gil, Brian, and Lane,
554 00:20:03,355 00:20:06,656 and we are hep alien, and we are out of here! and we are hep alien, and we are out of here!
555 00:20:06,696 00:20:08,126 [ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]
556 00:20:11,137 00:20:13,098 We were so on, man. We were so on, man.
557 00:20:13,138 00:20:16,039 We were beyond on. We were... ohh! We were beyond on. We were... ohh!
558 00:20:16,069 00:20:17,610 Cool. Cool.
559 00:20:17,640 00:20:19,240 Watch it. The pastor's still hanging. Watch it. The pastor's still hanging.
560 00:20:19,280 00:20:21,051 We were as tight as the Foo Fighters. We were as tight as the Foo Fighters.
561 00:20:21,081 00:20:22,311 Tighter. Tighter.
562 00:20:22,351 00:20:24,222 If that pretentious snot in coldplay If that pretentious snot in coldplay
563 00:20:24,252 00:20:26,583 can walk around comparing himself to bono, can walk around comparing himself to bono,
564 00:20:26,623 00:20:28,693 we can compare ourselves to the Foo Fighters. we can compare ourselves to the Foo Fighters.
565 00:20:28,723 00:20:30,354 I'm exhausted but exhilarated. I'm exhausted but exhilarated.
566 00:20:30,394 00:20:32,064 I'm not gonna sleep for months. I'm not gonna sleep for months.
567 00:20:32,094 00:20:34,265 Oh, cool. There's people buying t-shirts. Oh, cool. There's people buying t-shirts.
568 00:20:34,295 00:20:35,165 We can get some food tonight. We can get some food tonight.
569 00:20:35,195 00:20:36,736 Just leave money for gas. Just leave money for gas.
570 00:20:36,766 00:20:39,167 We'll have money for gas. Don't worry. We'll have money for gas. Don't worry.
571 00:20:39,207 00:20:40,367 Let's drink this in... Let's drink this in...
572 00:20:40,407 00:20:41,938 The last night of our first tour. The last night of our first tour.
573 00:20:41,978 00:20:43,848 I can't believe it's over. I can't believe it's over.
574 00:20:43,878 00:20:47,680 I can't believe we survived. I can't believe we survived.
575 00:20:47,720 00:20:48,880 You got it, pastor Tim. You got it, pastor Tim.
576 00:20:48,920 00:20:50,320 We got to break it down. We got to break it down.
577 00:20:50,350 00:20:51,991 They want to start setting up for Bible study, They want to start setting up for Bible study,
578 00:20:52,021 00:20:55,292 and they need the stage for their big crucifix. and they need the stage for their big crucifix.
579 00:20:59,864 00:21:02,204 Okay, here we go. Aah! Okay, here we go. Aah!
580 00:21:02,234 00:21:04,775 What is that? And where can I get one? What is that? And where can I get one?
581 00:21:04,805 00:21:07,036 That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake. That is my dark chocolate s'mores wedding cake.
582 00:21:07,076 00:21:08,076 You've been reading my diary. You've been reading my diary.
583 00:21:08,106 00:21:09,777 I got the idea in a dream. I got the idea in a dream.
584 00:21:09,807 00:21:12,178 I was back in cooking school and late for my final, I was back in cooking school and late for my final,
585 00:21:12,218 00:21:13,848 and I run over to an oven, and I open it, and I run over to an oven, and I open it,
586 00:21:13,888 00:21:15,949 and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake. and sitting there is the s'mores wedding cake.
587 00:21:15,989 00:21:17,990 I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping, I present it to my teacher, he starts weeping,
588 00:21:18,020 00:21:20,390 and the whole class is applauding and cheering. and the whole class is applauding and cheering.
589 00:21:20,420 00:21:22,761 That's so nice. That's so nice.
590 00:21:22,791 00:21:25,162 Then Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out, Then Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise come leaping out,
591 00:21:25,202 00:21:27,233 screaming about how amazing it is. screaming about how amazing it is.
592 00:21:27,263 00:21:29,103 That made the thing a little creepy, That made the thing a little creepy,
593 00:21:29,133 00:21:30,844 but up until then... but up until then...
594 00:21:30,874 00:21:33,005 You've got a marshmallow bride and groom on the top! You've got a marshmallow bride and groom on the top!
595 00:21:33,045 00:21:33,715 You think they'll like it? You think they'll like it?
596 00:21:33,745 00:21:34,845 I do. I do.
597 00:21:34,875 00:21:36,116 Think you'll like it? Think you'll like it?
598 00:21:36,146 00:21:37,276 Look, captain ahab... Look, captain ahab...
599 00:21:37,316 00:21:37,986 Come on, set the date. Come on, set the date.
600 00:21:38,016 00:21:39,317 I will. I will.
601 00:21:39,347 00:21:41,117 Is there something you're not telling me? Is there something you're not telling me?
602 00:21:41,157 00:21:42,758 Agreeing to marry somebody Agreeing to marry somebody
603 00:21:42,788 00:21:44,729 is as big a commitment as actually marrying them, is as big a commitment as actually marrying them,
604 00:21:44,759 00:21:46,189 so don't think it's not. so don't think it's not.
605 00:21:46,229 00:21:49,160 I am committed, and you should be. I am committed, and you should be.
606 00:21:49,200 00:21:51,031 This isn't a joking matter, missy. This isn't a joking matter, missy.
607 00:21:51,071 00:21:52,301 I want your wedding to be perfect I want your wedding to be perfect
608 00:21:52,331 00:21:54,472 or I want nothing to do with it. or I want nothing to do with it.
609 00:21:54,502 00:21:56,002 That might be a problem. That might be a problem.
610 00:21:56,042 00:21:58,913 I was hoping for one of those disastrous weddings I was hoping for one of those disastrous weddings
611 00:21:58,943 00:22:01,944 where we lose both rings minutes before the ceremony where we lose both rings minutes before the ceremony
612 00:22:01,984 00:22:04,115 and I get a nosebleed as I'm walking down the aisle. and I get a nosebleed as I'm walking down the aisle.
613 00:22:04,155 00:22:06,786 Then, at the reception, Luke is found in the coat-check room Then, at the reception, Luke is found in the coat-check room
614 00:22:06,816 00:22:08,857 Jude law-ing it with one of the bridesmaids. Jude law-ing it with one of the bridesmaids.
615 00:22:08,887 00:22:10,357 I just received a call that the wedding party I just received a call that the wedding party
616 00:22:10,387 00:22:12,098 will not be getting in until midnight, will not be getting in until midnight,
617 00:22:12,128 00:22:14,869 and someone will need to be here to greet them. and someone will need to be here to greet them.
618 00:22:14,899 00:22:16,799 I would do it, but I don't want to. I would do it, but I don't want to.
619 00:22:16,829 00:22:18,070 Alright, I'll do it. Alright, I'll do it.
620 00:22:18,100 00:22:21,141 I'll leave the... wait. Do you feel that? I'll leave the... wait. Do you feel that?
621 00:22:21,171 00:22:22,871 Feel what? Feel what?
622 00:22:22,911 00:22:26,312 An icy chill as if something sinister is approaching. An icy chill as if something sinister is approaching.
623 00:22:26,342 00:22:28,013 What? What?
624 00:22:28,053 00:22:29,753 [ Humming witch's theme from "the wizard of oz" ] [ Humming witch's theme from "the wizard of oz" ]
625 00:22:29,783 00:22:31,324 Gee, Michel, is Paris here? Gee, Michel, is Paris here?
626 00:22:31,354 00:22:33,085 She was coming up the walk when I fled. She was coming up the walk when I fled.
627 00:22:33,125 00:22:34,895 Where are you going? Where are you going?
628 00:22:34,925 00:22:36,526 In the opposite direction. In the opposite direction.
629 00:22:36,556 00:22:38,366 Paris? Paris is here? Paris? Paris is here?
630 00:22:38,396 00:22:40,497 Oh! I get the humming now! Oh! I get the humming now!
631 00:22:40,527 00:22:42,798 [ Chuckles ] What is she doing here? [ Chuckles ] What is she doing here?
632 00:22:42,838 00:22:44,008 We're having lunch. We're having lunch.
633 00:22:44,038 00:22:45,909 Really? Ordering pizza? Really? Ordering pizza?
634 00:22:45,939 00:22:48,180 Sookie, I'm breaking up with her today, alright? Sookie, I'm breaking up with her today, alright?
635 00:22:48,210 00:22:50,951 I'm ending it, so back off. I'm ending it, so back off.
636 00:22:50,981 00:22:53,851 Grilled chicken and fries... That is all I'm making. Grilled chicken and fries... That is all I'm making.
637 00:22:53,881 00:22:55,982 Thank you. Thank you.
638 00:22:59,823 00:23:03,835 Apparently, the eagle has landed. Apparently, the eagle has landed.
639 00:23:03,865 00:23:05,865 Paris, hi. Good to see you. Paris, hi. Good to see you.
640 00:23:05,895 00:23:07,266 You look good. Something different? You look good. Something different?
641 00:23:07,296 00:23:10,467 I sprayed gasoline on myself at the service station. I sprayed gasoline on myself at the service station.
642 00:23:10,507 00:23:12,208 That must be it. Let's sit. That must be it. Let's sit.
643 00:23:12,238 00:23:14,408 Sorry I'm late, I was interviewing roommates. Sorry I'm late, I was interviewing roommates.
644 00:23:14,448 00:23:16,349 All I can say is build an ark, All I can say is build an ark,
645 00:23:16,379 00:23:18,520 'cause it is seriously time for a flood. 'cause it is seriously time for a flood.
646 00:23:18,550 00:23:20,220 Oh, well, you want some iced tea? Oh, well, you want some iced tea?
647 00:23:20,250 00:23:22,091 Forget the concept of intelligence Forget the concept of intelligence
648 00:23:22,121 00:23:24,462 or the act of carrying on a conversation. or the act of carrying on a conversation.
649 00:23:24,492 00:23:26,592 These people can't type a reference sheet. These people can't type a reference sheet.
650 00:23:26,622 00:23:28,193 They all have questionable morals, They all have questionable morals,
651 00:23:28,233 00:23:29,993 a complete distrust of soap products... a complete distrust of soap products...
652 00:23:30,034 00:23:31,234 In the glass, out of the glass. In the glass, out of the glass.
653 00:23:31,264 00:23:34,605 It's all semantics to you, right? It's all semantics to you, right?
654 00:23:34,635 00:23:37,036 I'm sure you'll find someone. Just keep looking. I'm sure you'll find someone. Just keep looking.
655 00:23:37,076 00:23:38,006 I guess. I guess.
656 00:23:38,046 00:23:39,207 Classes start next week, Classes start next week,
657 00:23:39,247 00:23:41,417 and things are already getting crazy. and things are already getting crazy.
658 00:23:41,447 00:23:44,388 Yeah. Boy. You sound really busy, Paris. Yeah. Boy. You sound really busy, Paris.
659 00:23:44,418 00:23:46,089 You know, I feel a little bad, You know, I feel a little bad,
660 00:23:46,119 00:23:49,360 dragging you out here when you have so much on your plate. dragging you out here when you have so much on your plate.
661 00:23:49,390 00:23:51,291 I mean, talk about self-centered, huh? I mean, talk about self-centered, huh?
662 00:23:51,331 00:23:53,391 Think about someone else for a change, Lorelai. Think about someone else for a change, Lorelai.
663 00:23:53,431 00:23:55,262 Oh, that's okay. Oh, that's okay.
664 00:23:55,302 00:23:58,373 I'll be totally fine if you need to cut back on our lunches. I'll be totally fine if you need to cut back on our lunches.
665 00:23:58,403 00:23:59,873 Cut back? Cut back?
666 00:23:59,903 00:24:01,404 Cut back, cut out... Whatever you need. Cut back, cut out... Whatever you need.
667 00:24:01,444 00:24:03,275 This all sucks. This all sucks.
668 00:24:03,305 00:24:05,545 I wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for Rory. I wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for Rory.
669 00:24:05,575 00:24:07,916 She was supposed to room with me. She was supposed to room with me.
670 00:24:07,946 00:24:10,017 I called her and gave her one more chance I called her and gave her one more chance
671 00:24:10,047 00:24:11,457 to change her mind, but no. to change her mind, but no.
672 00:24:11,487 00:24:12,988 You talked to Rory yesterday? You talked to Rory yesterday?
673 00:24:13,018 00:24:14,158 I called her at the office. I called her at the office.
674 00:24:14,188 00:24:16,029 Office? What office? Office? What office?
675 00:24:16,059 00:24:17,659 Her office. Her office.
676 00:24:17,689 00:24:18,600 What is she doing? What is she doing?
677 00:24:18,630 00:24:19,300 I don't know... her job. I don't know... her job.
678 00:24:19,330 00:24:20,900 What job? What job?
679 00:24:20,930 00:24:23,301 Some job in an office with her grandmother. Some job in an office with her grandmother.
680 00:24:23,331 00:24:24,502 Her grandmother does not have an office. Her grandmother does not have an office.
681 00:24:24,542 00:24:26,042 That's where I called her. That's where I called her.
682 00:24:26,072 00:24:28,013 This makes no sense. What did it sound like? This makes no sense. What did it sound like?
683 00:24:28,043 00:24:29,943 An office. An office.
684 00:24:29,973 00:24:31,514 Were there specific office sounds? Were there specific office sounds?
685 00:24:31,544 00:24:32,684 I heard a fax machine. I heard a fax machine.
686 00:24:32,714 00:24:34,485 Are you sure it was a fax machine? Are you sure it was a fax machine?
687 00:24:34,515 00:24:35,915 Pretty sure. Pretty sure.
688 00:24:35,955 00:24:38,126 Were there people talking or traffic? Were there people talking or traffic?
689 00:24:38,156 00:24:40,457 That could give us a location... The city, the county or... That could give us a location... The city, the county or...
690 00:24:40,487 00:24:41,657 What? What?
691 00:24:41,697 00:24:43,598 That's what this is all about. That's what this is all about.
692 00:24:43,628 00:24:45,969 You're using me to get to Rory. You're using me to get to Rory.
693 00:24:45,999 00:24:48,169 You're pumping me full of Espresso You're pumping me full of Espresso
694 00:24:48,199 00:24:50,140 and pumping me for information. and pumping me for information.
695 00:24:50,170 00:24:52,171 That is not true. I'm not pumping. That is not true. I'm not pumping.
696 00:24:52,211 00:24:54,011 We're completely pump-free. We're completely pump-free.
697 00:24:54,041 00:24:58,113 Why else would you want to have biweekly lunches with me? Why else would you want to have biweekly lunches with me?
698 00:24:58,153 00:25:00,354 There are many, many reasons. There are many, many reasons.
699 00:25:00,384 00:25:02,524 They will come to me just in a second. They will come to me just in a second.
700 00:25:02,554 00:25:05,025 I'm blind. I walk blindly through life. I'm blind. I walk blindly through life.
701 00:25:05,055 00:25:06,996 No. Now, you're not blind. No. Now, you're not blind.
702 00:25:07,026 00:25:08,296 I'll leave. I'll go right now. I'll leave. I'll go right now.
703 00:25:08,326 00:25:10,167 Oh, Paris, please. I'm sorry. Oh, Paris, please. I'm sorry.
704 00:25:10,197 00:25:11,467 You mentioned Rory, and a thing went off in my brain. You mentioned Rory, and a thing went off in my brain.
705 00:25:11,497 00:25:13,038 It's a mother thing. It's a mother thing.
706 00:25:13,068 00:25:16,209 But I love our lunches. I really do. Please stay. But I love our lunches. I really do. Please stay.
707 00:25:16,239 00:25:17,339 Are you sure? Are you sure?
708 00:25:17,369 00:25:19,610 I'm completely positive. I'm completely positive.
709 00:25:19,640 00:25:22,581 Everything's good. Now, won't you sit down? Everything's good. Now, won't you sit down?
710 00:25:24,652 00:25:27,152 How does chicken sound... okay? How does chicken sound... okay?
711 00:25:27,182 00:25:29,053 Okay. Just not too dry. Okay. Just not too dry.
712 00:25:29,093 00:25:30,994 Okay. Okay.
713 00:25:31,024 00:25:32,294 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
714 00:25:36,696 00:25:38,236 The service here sucks. The service here sucks.
715 00:25:43,308 00:25:45,979 [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ] [ Mid-tempo jazz music plays ]
716 00:25:47,709 00:25:49,550 Very smooth, Mr. Hollister. Very smooth, Mr. Hollister.
717 00:25:49,580 00:25:52,521 That was the susy-q right into the shorty George. That was the susy-q right into the shorty George.
718 00:25:52,551 00:25:54,421 I thought it looked familiar. I thought it looked familiar.
719 00:25:54,461 00:25:56,622 After this song, I'll take you for a twirl. After this song, I'll take you for a twirl.
720 00:25:56,662 00:25:59,263 Oh, I hope I can keep up. Oh, I hope I can keep up.
721 00:25:59,293 00:26:01,504 Watch those hands, Mr. Fink. Watch those hands, Mr. Fink.
722 00:26:01,534 00:26:03,404 [ Record skipping ] [ Record skipping ]
723 00:26:03,434 00:26:05,735 I'm on it. I'm on it.
724 00:26:05,775 00:26:07,676 You know, I can get this for you guys on cd. You know, I can get this for you guys on cd.
725 00:26:07,706 00:26:09,506 [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ]
726 00:26:09,546 00:26:12,618 Oh, now, come on. It wasn't that funny. Oh, now, come on. It wasn't that funny.
727 00:26:12,648 00:26:14,718 Oh, my god. Hey, stranger! Oh, my god. Hey, stranger!
728 00:26:14,748 00:26:17,349 And hello to you. And hello to you.
729 00:26:17,389 00:26:18,820 Watch those hands, miss Gilmore. Watch those hands, miss Gilmore.
730 00:26:18,860 00:26:20,460 Touché, Mr. Fink. Touché, Mr. Fink.
731 00:26:20,490 00:26:21,631 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
732 00:26:21,661 00:26:23,291 I was in Copenhagen this morning, I was in Copenhagen this morning,
733 00:26:23,331 00:26:25,632 and I remembered I have a mambo class. and I remembered I have a mambo class.
734 00:26:25,662 00:26:27,132 I'm glad you're back. How was Europe? I'm glad you're back. How was Europe?
735 00:26:27,162 00:26:28,133 Same as it was last year. Same as it was last year.
736 00:26:28,173 00:26:29,633 What did you do? What did you do?
737 00:26:29,673 00:26:32,474 Long, embarrassing story. I'll tell you later. Long, embarrassing story. I'll tell you later.
738 00:26:32,504 00:26:35,715 Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, wait. Hold on.
739 00:26:35,745 00:26:38,586 Okay, everyone, it is time for cake and punch. Okay, everyone, it is time for cake and punch.
740 00:26:38,616 00:26:39,717 [ All groaning ] [ All groaning ]
741 00:26:39,747 00:26:41,517 It's a 15-minute break, It's a 15-minute break,
742 00:26:41,557 00:26:42,818 and then it's back to the dance floor. and then it's back to the dance floor.
743 00:26:42,858 00:26:44,428 You're Arthur Murray now? You're Arthur Murray now?
744 00:26:44,458 00:26:46,489 No, I don't have that much training. No, I don't have that much training.
745 00:26:46,529 00:26:48,329 Their dance teacher has an ear infection. Their dance teacher has an ear infection.
746 00:26:48,359 00:26:49,660 I'm just filling in. I'm just filling in.
747 00:26:49,700 00:26:51,530 My job is to make sure nobody falls down. My job is to make sure nobody falls down.
748 00:26:51,570 00:26:52,801 What if somebody does? What if somebody does?
749 00:26:52,831 00:26:55,802 That's what the panic button is for. That's what the panic button is for.
750 00:26:55,842 00:26:58,573 So, when does this crazy rock 'n' roll party wrap up? So, when does this crazy rock 'n' roll party wrap up?
751 00:26:58,613 00:27:00,573 Another 45 minutes, Another 45 minutes,
752 00:27:00,613 00:27:02,184 but if you get yourself some cake and punch, but if you get yourself some cake and punch,
753 00:27:02,214 00:27:04,085 it'll only seem like 40. it'll only seem like 40.
754 00:27:05,685 00:27:06,756 I missed you. I missed you.
755 00:27:06,786 00:27:07,756 That was my plan. That was my plan.
756 00:27:07,786 00:27:09,356 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ]
757 00:27:12,727 00:27:13,898 Thank you. Thank you.
758 00:27:13,928 00:27:15,698 You're welcome. You're welcome.
759 00:27:17,699 00:27:19,140 I missed this. I missed this.
760 00:27:19,170 00:27:20,600 Me too. Me too.
761 00:27:20,640 00:27:22,441 So you, Colin, and Finn So you, Colin, and Finn
762 00:27:22,471 00:27:24,311 didn't do a lot of cuddling in Europe? didn't do a lot of cuddling in Europe?
763 00:27:24,341 00:27:26,412 Nah, mostly just hand-holding. Nah, mostly just hand-holding.
764 00:27:26,442 00:27:28,683 Is there any official record of this trip, Is there any official record of this trip,
765 00:27:28,713 00:27:30,713 or was all evidence confiscated at the airport? or was all evidence confiscated at the airport?
766 00:27:30,753 00:27:31,884 I got pictures. I got pictures.
767 00:27:31,924 00:27:33,254 Yeah? Can I see? Yeah? Can I see?
768 00:27:33,284 00:27:34,455 Hand me that. Hand me that.
769 00:27:36,425 00:27:38,826 Now, you realize if I show you mine, Now, you realize if I show you mine,
770 00:27:38,866 00:27:40,427 you have to show me yours. you have to show me yours.
771 00:27:40,467 00:27:42,497 You saw mine five minutes ago, mister. You saw mine five minutes ago, mister.
772 00:27:42,537 00:27:44,608 Oh, I hate it when you work blue. Oh, I hate it when you work blue.
773 00:27:44,638 00:27:45,939 Okay. Okay.
774 00:27:45,969 00:27:49,510 Here's Colin sleeping on the train. Here's Colin sleeping on the train.
775 00:27:49,540 00:27:52,451 And here's Finn shoving carrot sticks up Colin's nose And here's Finn shoving carrot sticks up Colin's nose
776 00:27:52,481 00:27:53,781 as Colin sleeps on the train. as Colin sleeps on the train.
777 00:27:53,811 00:27:54,721 Very mature. Very mature.
778 00:27:54,751 00:27:55,922 We try. We try.
779 00:27:55,952 00:27:57,953 This is Gloucestershire, england, This is Gloucestershire, england,
780 00:27:57,983 00:27:59,653 where we attended where we attended
781 00:27:59,693 00:28:01,924 the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival, the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival,
782 00:28:01,964 00:28:04,965 a time-honored tradition where brave men such as myself a time-honored tradition where brave men such as myself
783 00:28:04,995 00:28:07,866 climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese, climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese,
784 00:28:07,896 00:28:09,967 then push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down. then push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down.
785 00:28:10,007 00:28:11,337 Shut up. Shut up.
786 00:28:11,377 00:28:13,238 Why would you commit that to film? Why would you commit that to film?
787 00:28:13,278 00:28:15,378 That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn, That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn,
788 00:28:15,408 00:28:16,879 and that is the cheese. and that is the cheese.
789 00:28:16,909 00:28:19,450 If you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill, If you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill,
790 00:28:19,480 00:28:21,620 are you disqualified, or do you win? are you disqualified, or do you win?
791 00:28:21,650 00:28:23,991 There are no winners or losers in the festival. There are no winners or losers in the festival.
792 00:28:24,021 00:28:26,292 There certainly aren't any winners. There certainly aren't any winners.
793 00:28:26,322 00:28:27,792 Tell me about it. Tell me about it.
794 00:28:27,822 00:28:29,293 Who's that? Who's that?
795 00:28:29,333 00:28:30,793 That's the love of Colin's life. That's the love of Colin's life.
796 00:28:30,833 00:28:31,704 Colin found love? Colin found love?
797 00:28:31,734 00:28:33,234 He met her in Holland. He met her in Holland.
798 00:28:33,264 00:28:34,675 She doesn't speak a word of English, She doesn't speak a word of English,
799 00:28:34,705 00:28:37,276 so she has no idea how annoying she finds him. so she has no idea how annoying she finds him.
800 00:28:37,306 00:28:38,606 What's with the outfit? What's with the outfit?
801 00:28:38,646 00:28:40,447 She's a milkmaid. She's a milkmaid.
802 00:28:40,477 00:28:41,917 She has cows. She has pails. She has cows. She has pails.
803 00:28:41,947 00:28:43,678 Colin fell in love with a milkmaid? Colin fell in love with a milkmaid?
804 00:28:43,718 00:28:45,818 It's pretty serious, too. It's pretty serious, too.
805 00:28:45,848 00:28:48,359 He followed her to Amsterdam, where they've been ever since. He followed her to Amsterdam, where they've been ever since.
806 00:28:48,389 00:28:49,690 We haven't heard a word from him. We haven't heard a word from him.
807 00:28:49,720 00:28:53,361 We assume he's gonna be back by the time... We assume he's gonna be back by the time...
808 00:28:53,391 00:28:55,732 By the time what? By the time what?
809 00:28:55,762 00:28:57,662 By the time the cows come home? By the time the cows come home?
810 00:28:57,702 00:28:59,803 What? What?
811 00:28:59,833 00:29:02,974 By the time school starts? By the time school starts?
812 00:29:03,004 00:29:04,845 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
813 00:29:04,875 00:29:06,675 What? What's the matter? What? What's the matter?
814 00:29:06,715 00:29:07,816 Nothing. Nothing.
815 00:29:07,846 00:29:09,616 Logan, you can mention school to me. Logan, you can mention school to me.
816 00:29:09,646 00:29:11,357 I don't want to bum you out. I don't want to bum you out.
817 00:29:11,387 00:29:13,858 Logan, that is ridiculous. Logan, that is ridiculous.
818 00:29:13,888 00:29:15,528 I'm fine. I'm fine.
819 00:29:15,558 00:29:17,989 I mean, look... I mean, look...
820 00:29:18,029 00:29:22,070 Yale was a wonderful chapter in my life, but I've moved on. Yale was a wonderful chapter in my life, but I've moved on.
821 00:29:22,100 00:29:24,371 I have my work. I have my new pad. I have my work. I have my new pad.
822 00:29:24,401 00:29:26,302 I'm just really happy with where I am right now. I'm just really happy with where I am right now.
823 00:29:26,342 00:29:27,702 Really? Really?
824 00:29:27,742 00:29:30,073 Logan, you don't have to feel weird about this. Logan, you don't have to feel weird about this.
825 00:29:30,113 00:29:32,344 You go to Yale. Your friends go to Yale. You go to Yale. Your friends go to Yale.
826 00:29:32,384 00:29:33,614 How can we not talk about Yale? How can we not talk about Yale?
827 00:29:33,644 00:29:34,315 I don't know. I don't know.
828 00:29:34,355 00:29:35,785 Exactly. Exactly.
829 00:29:35,815 00:29:39,426 So we both agree that the topic can never be off-limits. So we both agree that the topic can never be off-limits.
830 00:29:39,456 00:29:41,797 If you're so cool with it, If you're so cool with it,
831 00:29:41,827 00:29:43,398 why don't you meet me at Yale tomorrow why don't you meet me at Yale tomorrow
832 00:29:43,428 00:29:44,098 and I can show you my new apartment and I can show you my new apartment
833 00:29:44,128 00:29:45,728 and take you to lunch? and take you to lunch?
834 00:29:45,768 00:29:49,069 I can't. I have my d.A.R. Induction luncheon. I can't. I have my d.A.R. Induction luncheon.
835 00:29:49,099 00:29:50,670 Well, then, how about breakfast? Well, then, how about breakfast?
836 00:29:50,700 00:29:53,411 Breakfast sounds good. Breakfast sounds good.
837 00:29:53,441 00:29:56,512 I have to say, ace, I like the new digs. I have to say, ace, I like the new digs.
838 00:29:56,542 00:29:58,613 Yeah, it's really nice, huh? Yeah, it's really nice, huh?
839 00:29:58,653 00:30:00,853 You haven't even seen the bedroom yet. You haven't even seen the bedroom yet.
840 00:30:00,883 00:30:01,654 Wow. Wow.
841 00:30:01,684 00:30:03,524 What? What?
842 00:30:03,554 00:30:06,525 Fine, but don't think that this is gonna work a second time. Fine, but don't think that this is gonna work a second time.
843 00:30:06,555 00:30:09,866 Oh, no, Logan, I didn't mean... Oh, no, Logan, I didn't mean...
844 00:30:09,896 00:30:11,797 I seriously meant that you hadn't seen the bedroom. I seriously meant that you hadn't seen the bedroom.
845 00:30:11,837 00:30:13,368 You're making me feel cheap, ace. You're making me feel cheap, ace.
846 00:30:13,398 00:30:14,608 Logan! Logan!
847 00:30:14,638 00:30:17,909 I swear, I wasn't working blue. I swear, I wasn't working blue.
848 00:30:17,939 00:30:19,640 Come on, let's go! Come on, let's go!
849 00:30:19,680 00:30:21,010 Martha's thirsty, guys. Martha's thirsty, guys.
850 00:30:21,040 00:30:23,911 I hate that he named the Van. I hate that he named the Van.
851 00:30:23,951 00:30:25,582 You're not pumping premium, right? You're not pumping premium, right?
852 00:30:25,622 00:30:27,082 It's the cheap stuff. It's the cheap stuff.
853 00:30:27,122 00:30:28,853 You said that before, and you pumped premium, You said that before, and you pumped premium,
854 00:30:28,893 00:30:31,123 and it meant no snack stop in Philadelphia. and it meant no snack stop in Philadelphia.
855 00:30:31,153 00:30:32,164 Whoa ho ho! Whoa ho ho!
856 00:30:32,194 00:30:33,624 What, Gil? What, Gil?
857 00:30:33,664 00:30:35,465 I was watching the numbers spin by I was watching the numbers spin by
858 00:30:35,495 00:30:38,936 on the gas pump dial thingy getting bigger and bigger, on the gas pump dial thingy getting bigger and bigger,
859 00:30:38,966 00:30:40,837 and I was thinking... what if that was counting all the people and I was thinking... what if that was counting all the people
860 00:30:40,867 00:30:43,738 who were, like, dying, you know, who were, like, dying, you know,
861 00:30:43,778 00:30:45,848 so it's all these dead dudes spinning by? so it's all these dead dudes spinning by?
862 00:30:45,878 00:30:47,979 Every day with him is like being on "meet the press." Every day with him is like being on "meet the press."
863 00:30:48,009 00:30:49,580 I can't feel my legs. I can't feel my legs.
864 00:30:49,620 00:30:50,750 Move around a little. Move around a little.
865 00:30:50,780 00:30:52,150 Your amp's on my foot. Your amp's on my foot.
866 00:30:52,190 00:30:53,721 I'm no better off than you are. I'm no better off than you are.
867 00:30:53,751 00:30:55,191 My case is jammed against my thigh. My case is jammed against my thigh.
868 00:30:55,221 00:30:57,192 I got a cymbal stand sticking in my pancreas. I got a cymbal stand sticking in my pancreas.
869 00:30:57,222 00:30:59,563 Guys, we are an hour out of stars hollow. Guys, we are an hour out of stars hollow.
870 00:30:59,593 00:31:00,933 Hang in there. Hang in there.
871 00:31:00,963 00:31:02,964 God, the smell of that gas is making me hungry. God, the smell of that gas is making me hungry.
872 00:31:03,004 00:31:03,834 Gil, hurry! Gil, hurry!
873 00:31:03,864 00:31:07,175 I'm coming. I'm coming.
874 00:31:07,205 00:31:09,576 Alright. Alright.
875 00:31:09,606 00:31:11,177 It's the last of the gas money, It's the last of the gas money,
876 00:31:11,207 00:31:13,618 so this better get us home. so this better get us home.
877 00:31:15,218 00:31:18,189 Everybody, lean forward. Everybody, lean forward.
878 00:31:20,620 00:31:21,860 Lane: Where'd you put the map? Lane: Where'd you put the map?
879 00:31:21,890 00:31:23,491 It's... ugh. It's... ugh.
880 00:31:23,531 00:31:24,831 You're okay to drive, right? You're okay to drive, right?
881 00:31:24,861 00:31:27,632 Yeah, sure. I'm just... Yeah, sure. I'm just...
882 00:31:27,662 00:31:28,933 Dude, don't do that thing Dude, don't do that thing
883 00:31:28,973 00:31:31,473 where you don't finish your sentences. where you don't finish your sentences.
884 00:31:31,503 00:31:33,044 I'll try. I'm just... ugh. I'll try. I'm just... ugh.
885 00:31:33,074 00:31:34,544 Come on. Come on.
886 00:31:34,574 00:31:36,475 I guess I'm just weak from hunger. I guess I'm just weak from hunger.
887 00:31:36,515 00:31:38,786 The guy I got gas from... I was talking to him, The guy I got gas from... I was talking to him,
888 00:31:38,816 00:31:40,546 and he turned into a giant Turkey leg. and he turned into a giant Turkey leg.
889 00:31:40,586 00:31:42,187 Please don't mention food. Please don't mention food.
890 00:31:42,217 00:31:45,928 Let's think good thoughts. Picture yourself at home, okay? Let's think good thoughts. Picture yourself at home, okay?
891 00:31:45,958 00:31:46,789 What's the first thing you're gonna do? What's the first thing you're gonna do?
892 00:31:46,829 00:31:47,789 Eat. Eat.
893 00:31:47,829 00:31:50,660 Wash my hair, hug the kids, Wash my hair, hug the kids,
894 00:31:50,700 00:31:52,831 set them up in front of a "Harry Potter" movie, set them up in front of a "Harry Potter" movie,
895 00:31:52,871 00:31:54,901 and then do my wife for, like, an hour. and then do my wife for, like, an hour.
896 00:31:54,941 00:31:58,612 Uh, look, guys, I've got an announcement Uh, look, guys, I've got an announcement
897 00:31:58,642 00:32:00,843 kind of in my capacity as band manager, kind of in my capacity as band manager,
898 00:32:00,873 00:32:02,714 and I think it's gonna cheer you up... a lot. and I think it's gonna cheer you up... a lot.
899 00:32:02,744 00:32:04,184 What? What?
900 00:32:04,214 00:32:07,585 Well, as you know, each gig paid us a little something, Well, as you know, each gig paid us a little something,
901 00:32:07,615 00:32:10,887 and we stayed free at people's houses along the way, and we stayed free at people's houses along the way,
902 00:32:10,927 00:32:12,957 and we sold a decent amount of t-shirts, and we sold a decent amount of t-shirts,
903 00:32:12,997 00:32:15,968 so, besides food, which we consumed in moderation, so, besides food, which we consumed in moderation,
904 00:32:15,998 00:32:18,099 there were days that we spent practically nothing. there were days that we spent practically nothing.
905 00:32:18,129 00:32:20,070 Yeah? Yeah?
906 00:32:20,100 00:32:23,641 Well, I wanted us to come out of this tour with something, Well, I wanted us to come out of this tour with something,
907 00:32:23,671 00:32:26,282 so I figured the best way to motivate us to save so I figured the best way to motivate us to save
908 00:32:26,312 00:32:28,612 would be to fib a little on how much we had. would be to fib a little on how much we had.
909 00:32:28,652 00:32:29,983 You fibbed a little? You fibbed a little?
910 00:32:30,013 00:32:33,024 Actually, a lot, but it paid off big, guys, Actually, a lot, but it paid off big, guys,
911 00:32:33,054 00:32:37,025 because we're going home with over $9,000. because we're going home with over $9,000.
912 00:32:37,055 00:32:38,256 Huh? Huh?
913 00:32:38,296 00:32:41,097 $9,000... American dollars. $9,000... American dollars.
914 00:32:41,127 00:32:42,667 Why aren't you guys jumping up and down? Why aren't you guys jumping up and down?
915 00:32:42,697 00:32:44,138 Besides the fact Besides the fact
916 00:32:44,168 00:32:46,008 that my spinal cord severed somewhere on the 95? that my spinal cord severed somewhere on the 95?
917 00:32:46,038 00:32:49,209 And that we haven't eaten a full meal in two months? And that we haven't eaten a full meal in two months?
918 00:32:49,239 00:32:50,340 I thought we were broke. I thought we were broke.
919 00:32:50,380 00:32:52,050 See? See how it worked? See? See how it worked?
920 00:32:52,080 00:32:53,851 And now we're reaping the rewards. And now we're reaping the rewards.
921 00:32:53,881 00:32:56,022 Lane, we were starving. Lane, we were starving.
922 00:32:56,052 00:32:57,322 We scrimped on everything. We scrimped on everything.
923 00:32:57,352 00:32:58,852 I stopped brushing my teeth I stopped brushing my teeth
924 00:32:58,893 00:33:00,193 because I couldn't buy toothpaste. because I couldn't buy toothpaste.
925 00:33:00,223 00:33:02,864 I've been washing my hair with bar soap. I've been washing my hair with bar soap.
926 00:33:02,894 00:33:05,065 Think about what we can do with the money. Think about what we can do with the money.
927 00:33:05,095 00:33:09,106 We can record... make a cd. We can record... make a cd.
928 00:33:09,136 00:33:11,267 Nirvana made "bleach" for $600. Nirvana made "bleach" for $600.
929 00:33:11,307 00:33:14,208 Even factoring in inflation, if we're on our game, Even factoring in inflation, if we're on our game,
930 00:33:14,238 00:33:15,878 we could make "bleach" 10 times over. we could make "bleach" 10 times over.
931 00:33:15,908 00:33:17,109 Our own "bleach." Our own "bleach."
932 00:33:17,149 00:33:18,279 Zach: It would be very cool to record. Zach: It would be very cool to record.
933 00:33:18,309 00:33:19,219 Very cool. Very cool.
934 00:33:19,249 00:33:21,280 I think... I think...
935 00:33:21,320 00:33:24,051 Dude, come on. Finish that sentence. Dude, come on. Finish that sentence.
936 00:33:24,091 00:33:25,221 I can't talk and drive. I can't talk and drive.
937 00:33:25,261 00:33:26,822 Then just drive, Gil. Then just drive, Gil.
938 00:33:26,862 00:33:29,263 30 miles... 30 miles to home. 30 miles... 30 miles to home.
939 00:33:43,947 00:33:45,718 Are you talking about how pretty I am again? Are you talking about how pretty I am again?
940 00:33:45,748 00:33:47,049 Get a new subject. Get a new subject.
941 00:33:47,089 00:33:48,289 What are you doing home? What are you doing home?
942 00:33:48,319 00:33:50,090 I have to be at the inn late, I have to be at the inn late,
943 00:33:50,120 00:33:52,190 so I thought I'd come and feed Paul anka, so I thought I'd come and feed Paul anka,
944 00:33:52,230 00:33:53,831 work out our crosswalk issues. work out our crosswalk issues.
945 00:33:53,861 00:33:55,261 Tom here... it's not my fault. Tom here... it's not my fault.
946 00:33:55,301 00:33:57,232 I wasn't gonna say it was your fault. I wasn't gonna say it was your fault.
947 00:33:57,262 00:33:59,673 You've got "it's Tom's fault" tone in your voice. You've got "it's Tom's fault" tone in your voice.
948 00:33:59,703 00:34:02,174 He's got to shut your water off for a couple of days. He's got to shut your water off for a couple of days.
949 00:34:02,204 00:34:03,344 We hit a pipe. We hit a pipe.
950 00:34:03,374 00:34:05,044 Tom! Tom!
951 00:34:05,074 00:34:06,915 See how the "it's Tom's fault" tone has spread? See how the "it's Tom's fault" tone has spread?
952 00:34:06,945 00:34:08,746 You can stay with me. You can stay with me.
953 00:34:08,786 00:34:10,986 I got to get to work. That wedding party's coming in. I got to get to work. That wedding party's coming in.
954 00:34:11,016 00:34:12,357 I'll gather up your stuff. I'll gather up your stuff.
955 00:34:12,387 00:34:14,288 The last time you gathered my stuff, The last time you gathered my stuff,
956 00:34:14,318 00:34:16,158 you brought me four bras and no pants. you brought me four bras and no pants.
957 00:34:16,188 00:34:18,029 That could have been intentional. That could have been intentional.
958 00:34:18,059 00:34:20,800 I will get my own stuff, thank you. I will get my own stuff, thank you.
959 00:34:20,830 00:34:23,371 Now I have to figure out what to do with Paul anka. Now I have to figure out what to do with Paul anka.
960 00:34:23,401 00:34:26,041 I've never left him alone so late before, I've never left him alone so late before,
961 00:34:26,071 00:34:27,402 and he might start doing that howling thing and he might start doing that howling thing
962 00:34:27,442 00:34:29,313 the neighbors are so fond of, the neighbors are so fond of,
963 00:34:29,343 00:34:31,813 but... well, that's okay. but... well, that's okay.
964 00:34:31,843 00:34:35,084 So... you know, I guess I could just leave him here So... you know, I guess I could just leave him here
965 00:34:35,114 00:34:36,385 and I can come back and get him after work, and I can come back and get him after work,
966 00:34:36,415 00:34:39,186 which will be 3:00, 4:00 in the morning. which will be 3:00, 4:00 in the morning.
967 00:34:39,226 00:34:41,797 Boy. Late. Boy. Late.
968 00:34:41,827 00:34:44,798 Or I could drop him off at a kennel for a few hours. Or I could drop him off at a kennel for a few hours.
969 00:34:44,828 00:34:47,829 There's a good one in woodbridge, 20 miles away. There's a good one in woodbridge, 20 miles away.
970 00:34:47,869 00:34:49,839 Of course, I'd have to leave now Of course, I'd have to leave now
971 00:34:49,869 00:34:51,910 and pick up some dilithium crystals on the way and pick up some dilithium crystals on the way
972 00:34:51,940 00:34:53,311 to fix the warp drive in my Jeep to fix the warp drive in my Jeep
973 00:34:53,341 00:34:55,481 so that I could drive there and back so that I could drive there and back
974 00:34:55,511 00:34:56,982 in time to meet the party back at the inn, in time to meet the party back at the inn,
975 00:34:57,012 00:34:59,783 but that's doable. but that's doable.
976 00:34:59,813 00:35:01,513 Yeah... And then, of course, Yeah... And then, of course,
977 00:35:01,553 00:35:03,884 by the time I get off work and drive back there, by the time I get off work and drive back there,
978 00:35:03,924 00:35:06,495 the kennel will be closed, so I'd have to break in, the kennel will be closed, so I'd have to break in,
979 00:35:06,525 00:35:08,225 and that would set off some security system, and that would set off some security system,
980 00:35:08,255 00:35:11,327 and then I'd be arrested. and then I'd be arrested.
981 00:35:11,367 00:35:12,897 How much longer are you gonna make me do this? How much longer are you gonna make me do this?
982 00:35:12,937 00:35:14,968 I just wanted to see how long you'd go on. I just wanted to see how long you'd go on.
983 00:35:15,008 00:35:16,508 My babbling capabilities are infinite. My babbling capabilities are infinite.
984 00:35:16,538 00:35:18,109 I'll take the dog home. I'll take the dog home.
985 00:35:18,139 00:35:20,179 And points for the dilithium-crystal reference. And points for the dilithium-crystal reference.
986 00:35:20,209 00:35:24,211 Well, when you sleep with geeks... Hey. Well, when you sleep with geeks... Hey.
987 00:35:24,251 00:35:26,251 I just talked to my buddy Tony benzino, I just talked to my buddy Tony benzino,
988 00:35:26,281 00:35:28,022 who's a contractor over in Hartford. who's a contractor over in Hartford.
989 00:35:28,052 00:35:31,963 He says contractors don't fetch lunches for the crew. He says contractors don't fetch lunches for the crew.
990 00:35:31,993 00:35:34,564 They do, however, get to answer the phone, They do, however, get to answer the phone,
991 00:35:34,594 00:35:37,495 and they do get to sign for things and order things. and they do get to sign for things and order things.
992 00:35:37,535 00:35:41,467 Tom, there is no such thing as a mystic hammer. Tom, there is no such thing as a mystic hammer.
993 00:35:41,507 00:35:44,908 After this very enlightening conversation, After this very enlightening conversation,
994 00:35:44,948 00:35:46,408 you know what I'm starting to think? you know what I'm starting to think?
995 00:35:46,448 00:35:47,378 What? What?
996 00:35:47,408 00:35:49,119 I'm starting to think I'm starting to think
997 00:35:49,149 00:35:51,890 that I'm not really the contractor on this job. that I'm not really the contractor on this job.
998 00:35:51,920 00:35:56,461 Look, t.J. - - it's okay, Luke. I got this. Look, t.J. - - it's okay, Luke. I got this.
999 00:35:56,492 00:35:57,592 We did this for your own good. We did this for your own good.
1000 00:35:57,622 00:35:58,992 We got you out of the house. We got you out of the house.
1001 00:35:59,032 00:36:00,933 You got paid. You didn't get hurt. You got paid. You didn't get hurt.
1002 00:36:00,963 00:36:01,833 Look at it that way. Look at it that way.
1003 00:36:01,863 00:36:03,304 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
1004 00:36:03,334 00:36:05,304 Is that the way I'm supposed to look at it? Is that the way I'm supposed to look at it?
1005 00:36:05,334 00:36:07,075 Well, fine! Well, fine!
1006 00:36:07,105 00:36:10,846 You can keep your stupid phony contracting job. You can keep your stupid phony contracting job.
1007 00:36:10,876 00:36:13,117 I'm through playing your patsy. I'm through playing your patsy.
1008 00:36:13,147 00:36:14,517 I'm through running your errands. I'm through running your errands.
1009 00:36:14,548 00:36:15,588 Hold on. That's no Mayo. Hold on. That's no Mayo.
1010 00:36:15,618 00:36:17,549 Here, ed. Here, ed.
1011 00:36:17,589 00:36:20,890 I'm done. I quit. I'm done. I quit.
1012 00:36:20,920 00:36:23,230 You can all kiss any part of me You can all kiss any part of me
1013 00:36:23,260 00:36:26,131 that reachers your general vicinity first. that reachers your general vicinity first.
1014 00:36:26,161 00:36:28,602 You have seen the last of me. You have seen the last of me.
1015 00:36:28,632 00:36:31,403 So arrivederci, roma! So arrivederci, roma!
1016 00:36:33,544 00:36:35,074 And to repay you all And to repay you all
1017 00:36:35,114 00:36:37,045 for this lousy trick that you played on me, for this lousy trick that you played on me,
1018 00:36:37,075 00:36:41,416 you can all reach in here and grab your own damn condiments. you can all reach in here and grab your own damn condiments.
1019 00:36:41,446 00:36:43,487 That's dinner! That's dinner!
1020 00:36:45,358 00:36:46,658 Hit me. Hit me.
1021 00:36:46,688 00:36:48,929 That's your fourth milkshake, t.J. That's your fourth milkshake, t.J.
1022 00:36:48,959 00:36:50,329 It doesn't matter, Luke. It doesn't matter, Luke.
1023 00:36:50,359 00:36:52,400 It's not like I got anywhere to go tomorrow. It's not like I got anywhere to go tomorrow.
1024 00:36:52,430 00:36:54,901 So, you're not a contractor. Who cares? So, you're not a contractor. Who cares?
1025 00:36:54,941 00:36:57,372 Neither am I. You don't see me crying about it. Neither am I. You don't see me crying about it.
1026 00:36:57,402 00:36:59,172 I'm not crying about it... Anymore. I'm not crying about it... Anymore.
1027 00:36:59,212 00:37:00,643 It's not your thing. It's not your thing.
1028 00:37:00,673 00:37:03,584 Yeah, not my thing. I don't have a thing. Yeah, not my thing. I don't have a thing.
1029 00:37:03,614 00:37:04,984 I have nothing. I have nothing.
1030 00:37:05,014 00:37:06,655 You've got Liz, your health. You've got Liz, your health.
1031 00:37:06,685 00:37:09,656 I've got no dream. I've got no future. I've got no dream. I've got no future.
1032 00:37:09,686 00:37:12,997 What are you talking about, you got no future? What are you talking about, you got no future?
1033 00:37:13,027 00:37:14,597 Did you or did you not build these shelves? Did you or did you not build these shelves?
1034 00:37:14,627 00:37:15,568 I did. I did.
1035 00:37:15,598 00:37:17,098 Those are great shelves. Those are great shelves.
1036 00:37:17,128 00:37:18,529 Stop it. Stop it.
1037 00:37:18,569 00:37:20,369 There's real craftsmanship that went into those... There's real craftsmanship that went into those...
1038 00:37:20,399 00:37:24,171 Well made, you got some nice carved detail. Well made, you got some nice carved detail.
1039 00:37:24,211 00:37:26,041 That's a quality piece of merchandise, That's a quality piece of merchandise,
1040 00:37:26,081 00:37:28,312 and you made it. and you made it.
1041 00:37:28,342 00:37:30,683 You should be proud of that. Not everybody can do that. You should be proud of that. Not everybody can do that.
1042 00:37:30,713 00:37:34,054 So you're not a contractor. You're a craftsman! So you're not a contractor. You're a craftsman!
1043 00:37:34,084 00:37:37,195 Wow. I'm a craftsman... Like Jesus. Wow. I'm a craftsman... Like Jesus.
1044 00:37:37,225 00:37:38,725 He built stuff for a while. He built stuff for a while.
1045 00:37:38,755 00:37:41,066 You're exactly like Jesus. That was my point. You're exactly like Jesus. That was my point.
1046 00:37:41,096 00:37:43,997 Yeah. What am I getting so mopey about? Yeah. What am I getting so mopey about?
1047 00:37:44,037 00:37:46,308 I mean, I build shelves. I mean, I build shelves.
1048 00:37:46,338 00:37:49,509 I'm a craftsman who builds shelves, like Jesus. I'm a craftsman who builds shelves, like Jesus.
1049 00:37:49,539 00:37:53,010 And plus my day rate has just gone way up. And plus my day rate has just gone way up.
1050 00:37:53,050 00:37:54,211 That was a contractor's rate you were being paid, That was a contractor's rate you were being paid,
1051 00:37:54,251 00:37:55,651 not a shelf maker's rate. not a shelf maker's rate.
1052 00:37:55,681 00:37:59,192 Yeah, but I wasn't really the contractor. Yeah, but I wasn't really the contractor.
1053 00:37:59,222 00:38:00,993 Have a good night, t.J. Have a good night, t.J.
1054 00:38:07,265 00:38:09,706 Hey, just lying there... What a surprise. Hey, just lying there... What a surprise.
1055 00:38:09,736 00:38:12,177 Grind that smelly butt into the rug good... Grind that smelly butt into the rug good...
1056 00:38:12,207 00:38:15,778 Get that aroma locked in those fibers. Get that aroma locked in those fibers.
1057 00:38:15,808 00:38:18,109 Oh, man. Oh, man.
1058 00:38:21,220 00:38:23,020 Wow, you are fun to have around. Wow, you are fun to have around.
1059 00:38:29,832 00:38:32,663 Oh, no. Oh, no.
1060 00:38:32,703 00:38:34,064 Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
1061 00:38:34,104 00:38:36,335 Oh, god. Oh, god.
1062 00:38:36,375 00:38:38,775 Tell me you didn't. Tell me you didn't. Tell me you didn't. Tell me you didn't.
1063 00:38:38,805 00:38:40,176 There we go. There we go.
1064 00:38:40,206 00:38:41,046 [ Sniffs ] [ Sniffs ]
1065 00:38:41,076 00:38:42,577 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
1066 00:38:53,530 00:38:57,062 Come on! Hey! Wake up! I got a dog out here! Come on! Hey! Wake up! I got a dog out here!
1067 00:39:00,633 00:39:01,633 Can I help you? Can I help you?
1068 00:39:01,673 00:39:03,073 The dog ate chocolate. The dog ate chocolate.
1069 00:39:03,104 00:39:04,644 I don't know a lot about dogs, I don't know a lot about dogs,
1070 00:39:04,674 00:39:06,475 but I know they shouldn't eat chocolate. but I know they shouldn't eat chocolate.
1071 00:39:06,515 00:39:08,545 I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed. I went to the animal hospital, and they were closed.
1072 00:39:08,575 00:39:10,116 Babette told me where you lived. Babette told me where you lived.
1073 00:39:10,146 00:39:12,357 You got to do something. This is not my dog. You got to do something. This is not my dog.
1074 00:39:12,387 00:39:13,417 This is my fiancée's dog. This is my fiancée's dog.
1075 00:39:13,457 00:39:15,758 She named him "Paul anka," She named him "Paul anka,"
1076 00:39:15,788 00:39:17,588 which may not seem like a sign of love, which may not seem like a sign of love,
1077 00:39:17,628 00:39:19,199 but if you knew her, you'd get it. but if you knew her, you'd get it.
1078 00:39:19,229 00:39:20,859 There's a lot of ways I could screw up, There's a lot of ways I could screw up,
1079 00:39:20,899 00:39:23,130 but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog. but I cannot lose her over the fact I killed her dog.
1080 00:39:23,170 00:39:25,601 I'll get the ipecac. Come on in. I'll get the ipecac. Come on in.
1081 00:39:25,641 00:39:27,772 So, I tell the guy, So, I tell the guy,
1082 00:39:27,802 00:39:30,773 "there is no way all these potatoes could have been peeled "there is no way all these potatoes could have been peeled
1083 00:39:30,813 00:39:34,284 if I had waltzed in here at 12:00." if I had waltzed in here at 12:00."
1084 00:39:34,314 00:39:37,655 He simply refused to believe me or credit me with the hours, He simply refused to believe me or credit me with the hours,
1085 00:39:37,685 00:39:40,386 so finally I just said, "you know what? so finally I just said, "you know what?
1086 00:39:40,426 00:39:42,757 "There is another soup kitchen down on Hadley, "There is another soup kitchen down on Hadley,
1087 00:39:42,797 00:39:44,657 "and they serve more vegetables than you do, "and they serve more vegetables than you do,
1088 00:39:44,697 00:39:46,598 so I would rather work there anyhow." so I would rather work there anyhow."
1089 00:39:46,628 00:39:48,729 And I turned in my apron, and I walked out. And I turned in my apron, and I walked out.
1090 00:39:48,769 00:39:51,300 Wow. Rough world, the world of community service. Wow. Rough world, the world of community service.
1091 00:39:51,340 00:39:53,240 Oh, you don't know the half of it. Oh, you don't know the half of it.
1092 00:39:53,270 00:39:56,841 I've done 125 hours, so I've got 175 to go, I've done 125 hours, so I've got 175 to go,
1093 00:39:56,881 00:39:58,542 which is a little off my goal, but not by much, which is a little off my goal, but not by much,
1094 00:39:58,582 00:40:00,283 so I can deal. so I can deal.
1095 00:40:00,313 00:40:02,783 I've got the candy-striper thing starting next week. I've got the candy-striper thing starting next week.
1096 00:40:02,823 00:40:05,224 I didn't really want that, but I had to take it. I didn't really want that, but I had to take it.
1097 00:40:05,254 00:40:06,725 I was supposed to get on the zoo beat, I was supposed to get on the zoo beat,
1098 00:40:06,755 00:40:08,395 which would have been great. which would have been great.
1099 00:40:08,425 00:40:09,796 They'll let you do a double shift. They'll let you do a double shift.
1100 00:40:09,826 00:40:11,266 But they're always full. But they're always full.
1101 00:40:11,296 00:40:11,896 Weird, huh? Weird, huh?
1102 00:40:11,926 00:40:12,897 Very weird. Very weird.
1103 00:40:12,937 00:40:14,267 I'm boring you. I'm boring you.
1104 00:40:14,297 00:40:15,938 Far from it. I just have to go. Far from it. I just have to go.
1105 00:40:15,968 00:40:18,308 I have to meet with my faculty adviser I have to meet with my faculty adviser
1106 00:40:18,339 00:40:21,209 and convince her I'm gonna make something of myself. and convince her I'm gonna make something of myself.
1107 00:40:21,239 00:40:24,180 Well, don't tell her about the cheese-rolling incident. Well, don't tell her about the cheese-rolling incident.
1108 00:40:24,210 00:40:25,421 You want a walk back to your car? You want a walk back to your car?
1109 00:40:25,451 00:40:27,281 I think I can make it by myself. I think I can make it by myself.
1110 00:40:27,321 00:40:27,882 Okay. Okay.
1111 00:40:27,922 00:40:30,352 Okay. Okay.
1112 00:40:30,393 00:40:31,253 I'll call you later? I'll call you later?
1113 00:40:31,293 00:40:32,463 Okay. Okay.
1114 00:40:57,261 00:40:58,422 [ Water runs ] [ Water runs ]
1115 00:41:00,893 00:41:02,233 Hey. Hey.
1116 00:41:02,263 00:41:04,264 Hey. Sorry. Hey. Sorry.
1117 00:41:04,304 00:41:05,934 I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep. I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep.
1118 00:41:05,974 00:41:08,505 That's okay. I like to watch you hydrate. That's okay. I like to watch you hydrate.
1119 00:41:08,535 00:41:10,276 Oh, man. Oh, man.
1120 00:41:10,306 00:41:12,476 When did you get home? I didn't hear you come in. When did you get home? I didn't hear you come in.
1121 00:41:12,517 00:41:15,017 You were conked out pretty good... both of you. You were conked out pretty good... both of you.
1122 00:41:15,047 00:41:16,588 Yeah. Yeah.
1123 00:41:16,618 00:41:18,689 How did it go with Paul anka last night? How did it go with Paul anka last night?
1124 00:41:18,719 00:41:21,590 First off, he ate 3 pounds of unsweetened chocolate, First off, he ate 3 pounds of unsweetened chocolate,
1125 00:41:21,620 00:41:23,030 so I had to rush him to the vet... so I had to rush him to the vet...
1126 00:41:23,060 00:41:25,861 To his house because the hospital was closed... To his house because the hospital was closed...
1127 00:41:25,901 00:41:28,562 And he forced some sort of vomit-inducing medicine And he forced some sort of vomit-inducing medicine
1128 00:41:28,602 00:41:29,972 down Paul anka's throat, down Paul anka's throat,
1129 00:41:30,002 00:41:32,773 and then Paul anka proceeded to throw up and then Paul anka proceeded to throw up
1130 00:41:32,803 00:41:34,474 for the next hour and a half. for the next hour and a half.
1131 00:41:34,504 00:41:36,474 I sat with him for another three hours, I sat with him for another three hours,
1132 00:41:36,514 00:41:37,945 holding a bowl of water under his nose holding a bowl of water under his nose
1133 00:41:37,975 00:41:40,786 to make sure that he was rehydrating properly, to make sure that he was rehydrating properly,
1134 00:41:40,816 00:41:43,317 and then I chocolate-proofed the apartment and the diner and then I chocolate-proofed the apartment and the diner
1135 00:41:43,357 00:41:45,587 to make sure that never happens again. to make sure that never happens again.
1136 00:41:45,628 00:41:47,328 And now I'm gonna go downstairs And now I'm gonna go downstairs
1137 00:41:47,358 00:41:49,499 and make Paul anka some scrambled eggs and make Paul anka some scrambled eggs
1138 00:41:49,529 00:41:51,299 because the vet said that the kibble because the vet said that the kibble
1139 00:41:51,329 00:41:53,300 is gonna be a little hard on his stomach. is gonna be a little hard on his stomach.
1140 00:41:53,330 00:41:56,001 Does he have any fear of cheddar? Does he have any fear of cheddar?
1141 00:41:56,041 00:41:57,872 I thought I'd throw that in to make it taste better. I thought I'd throw that in to make it taste better.
1142 00:42:00,873 00:42:02,743 [ Sighs ] Luke? [ Sighs ] Luke?
1143 00:42:02,783 00:42:04,344 Yeah? Yeah?
1144 00:42:04,384 00:42:05,884 I don't want to set a wedding date I don't want to set a wedding date
1145 00:42:05,914 00:42:07,785 until things are right with Rory. until things are right with Rory.
1146 00:42:09,986 00:42:11,486 Okay. Okay.
1147 00:42:14,527 00:42:17,368 So, the cheddar is... Okay. So, the cheddar is... Okay.
1148 00:42:25,381 00:42:27,411 The dining-hall hours are cast in stone. The dining-hall hours are cast in stone.
1149 00:42:27,441 00:42:28,842 You snooze, you lose. You snooze, you lose.
1150 00:42:28,882 00:42:30,913 Your school-issued I.D.S are your new best friends. Your school-issued I.D.S are your new best friends.
1151 00:42:30,953 00:42:32,753 Become inseparable. Become inseparable.
1152 00:42:32,783 00:42:34,584 You'll be asked for it constantly. You'll be asked for it constantly.
1153 00:42:34,624 00:42:36,524 Give it a nickname and learn to commit. Give it a nickname and learn to commit.
1154 00:42:36,554 00:42:39,395 It operates the laundry room. It is your meal card. It operates the laundry room. It is your meal card.
1155 00:42:39,425 00:42:42,396 Every new student at Yale will learn the value of the I.D. Every new student at Yale will learn the value of the I.D.
1156 00:42:48,508 00:42:51,539 Emily: Every new member of the d.A.R. Will feel instantly Emily: Every new member of the d.A.R. Will feel instantly
1157 00:42:51,579 00:42:52,880 the sense of camaraderie the sense of camaraderie
1158 00:42:52,910 00:42:55,751 that has become synonymous with the d.A.R. that has become synonymous with the d.A.R.
1159 00:42:55,781 00:42:58,052 As certified members of the Hartford chapter As certified members of the Hartford chapter
1160 00:42:58,082 00:43:00,052 of the daughters of the American revolution, of the daughters of the American revolution,
1161 00:43:00,092 00:43:02,593 you will hold a very special and esteemed place you will hold a very special and esteemed place
1162 00:43:02,623 00:43:04,424 in this community. in this community.
1163 00:43:04,464 00:43:08,465 But with that great esteem comes great responsibility... But with that great esteem comes great responsibility...
1164 00:43:08,495 00:43:11,966 To your chapter, to your town, and to your nation. To your chapter, to your town, and to your nation.
1165 00:43:12,006 00:43:14,137 This is a proud moment for me This is a proud moment for me
1166 00:43:14,177 00:43:17,148 as I, your president, welcome the new members as I, your president, welcome the new members
1167 00:43:17,178 00:43:19,579 of the daughters of the American revolution. of the daughters of the American revolution.