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1 00:03:30,592 00:03:32,092 Can you just open the store, Taylor? Can you just open the store, Taylor?
2 00:03:31,102 00:03:32,472 Come on. Come on.
3 00:03:31,432 00:03:33,602 There's no one here to see the winners get them There's no one here to see the winners get them
4 00:03:32,132 00:03:33,702 What do you need in the store? What do you need in the store?
5 00:03:32,502 00:03:34,402 Where are we going? To funky town. Where are we going? To funky town.
6 00:03:33,172 00:03:36,002 So, what now? So, what now?
7 00:03:33,632 00:03:36,462 except the losers, who, I'm sure, could give a rat's tushy except the losers, who, I'm sure, could give a rat's tushy
8 00:03:33,732 00:03:35,602 We need something to toast this moment with. We need something to toast this moment with.
9 00:03:34,442 00:03:36,572 Hey, wait. Hey, wait.
10 00:03:35,632 00:03:37,772 Something alcoholic? Yes. Something alcoholic? Yes.
11 00:03:36,042 00:03:38,142 I don't know. This is new for me. I don't know. This is new for me.
12 00:03:36,502 00:03:38,373 if the winners get a trophy or not. if the winners get a trophy or not.
13 00:03:36,612 00:03:38,383 What? Did you change your mind? What? Did you change your mind?
14 00:03:37,802 00:03:39,673 You know, Lorelai, You know, Lorelai,
15 00:03:38,182 00:03:39,923 We should do something official. We should do something official.
16 00:03:38,403 00:03:40,233 Okay, so do I put them back in the bubble wrap? Okay, so do I put them back in the bubble wrap?
17 00:03:38,413 00:03:40,313 Oh, how did I screw it up so fast? Oh, how did I screw it up so fast?
18 00:03:39,703 00:03:42,143 if you feel you have to be drunk to be with him... if you feel you have to be drunk to be with him...
19 00:03:39,953 00:03:41,353 Official? Official?
20 00:03:40,273 00:03:43,243 Just give it to me! Hey, who was first?! Just give it to me! Hey, who was first?!
21 00:03:40,343 00:03:42,413 Was the "funky town" thing too quippy? Was the "funky town" thing too quippy?
22 00:03:41,383 00:03:45,793 Yeah, something to commemorate the moment. Yeah, something to commemorate the moment.
23 00:03:42,173 00:03:44,543 Taylor, will you just open the door? Taylor, will you just open the door?
24 00:03:42,453 00:03:44,663 'Cause I thought you liked that about me. 'Cause I thought you liked that about me.
25 00:03:43,283 00:03:44,513 Congratulations! Congratulations!
26 00:03:44,543 00:03:46,544 Who's second?! Here! Who's second?! Here!
27 00:03:44,573 00:03:46,043 All right. All right.
28 00:03:44,683 00:03:46,483 The "funky town" thing is fine. The "funky town" thing is fine.
29 00:03:45,823 00:03:52,164 I mean, we're... Getting... Married, Luke. I mean, we're... Getting... Married, Luke.
30 00:03:46,524 00:03:49,634 I just... [ Sighs ] I just... [ Sighs ]
31 00:03:46,584 00:03:48,094 Third?! Third?!
32 00:03:48,114 00:03:49,414 I wasn't third. I wasn't third.
33 00:03:49,454 00:03:51,964 Rat's tushy, party of one? Rat's tushy, party of one?
34 00:03:49,654 00:03:52,654 Are you sure you want to celebrate now? Are you sure you want to celebrate now?
35 00:03:50,454 00:03:51,554 Where do you keep the champagne? Where do you keep the champagne?
36 00:03:51,584 00:03:52,624 Over there. Top shelf. Over there. Top shelf.
37 00:03:51,994 00:03:54,364 Okay, everybody, listen up! Okay, everybody, listen up!
38 00:03:52,194 00:03:58,175 Married... you and me. Married... you and me.
39 00:03:52,654 00:03:54,654 Where? Top shelf, top shelf! Where? Top shelf, top shelf!
40 00:03:52,694 00:03:55,495 I mean, a minute ago when you came in here... I mean, a minute ago when you came in here...
41 00:03:54,394 00:03:59,635 I want this square packed up and cleared out in 10 minutes! I want this square packed up and cleared out in 10 minutes!
42 00:03:54,684 00:03:56,525 Here? Here?
43 00:03:55,535 00:03:58,845 I just want to be happy right now. I just want to be happy right now.
44 00:03:56,555 00:03:58,755 Well, I'm out of ways of saying "top shelf," Lorelai. Well, I'm out of ways of saying "top shelf," Lorelai.
45 00:03:58,205 00:03:59,945 Luke "table for one" Danes Luke "table for one" Danes
46 00:03:58,795 00:04:00,565 Taylor, it's $5.99. Taylor, it's $5.99.
47 00:03:58,865 00:04:00,505 Okay? Okay?
48 00:03:59,665 00:04:02,505 Hey, we're closed! Hey, we're closed!
49 00:03:59,975 00:04:03,146 and Lorelai "I'm sorry, can I get an industrial forklift" and Lorelai "I'm sorry, can I get an industrial forklift"
50 00:04:00,535 00:04:01,505 Okay. Okay.
51 00:04:00,595 00:04:02,835 It's inexpensive, yes, but you'll still get a buzz. It's inexpensive, yes, but you'll still get a buzz.
52 00:04:01,535 00:04:03,836 Good. Good.
53 00:04:02,535 00:04:04,946 The market is closed! The market is closed!
54 00:04:02,865 00:04:04,396 Luke, did you find anything yet? Luke, did you find anything yet?
55 00:04:03,176 00:04:06,316 for my emotional baggage?" Gilmore are getting... for my emotional baggage?" Gilmore are getting...
56 00:04:03,876 00:04:05,076 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
57 00:04:04,436 00:04:06,906 Nothing. No wine, no beer, no cooking Sherry. Nothing. No wine, no beer, no cooking Sherry.
58 00:04:04,966 00:04:06,966 What is wrong with people tonight? What is wrong with people tonight?
59 00:04:05,106 00:04:07,376 Where are we going? Where are we going?
60 00:04:06,346 00:04:08,086 Married. Married.
61 00:04:06,936 00:04:08,966 It's like Dylan Thomas just blew through town. It's like Dylan Thomas just blew through town.
62 00:04:07,006 00:04:08,376 It's closed. It's closed.
63 00:04:08,116 00:04:09,186 Huh? Huh?
64 00:04:08,406 00:04:10,236 Oh, these small-town hours. I hate small-town hours. Oh, these small-town hours. I hate small-town hours.
65 00:04:09,006 00:04:11,036 I'm sorry. These bikers wiped me out. I'm sorry. These bikers wiped me out.
66 00:04:10,276 00:04:11,577 As soon as we get married, we have to move. As soon as we get married, we have to move.
67 00:04:10,376 00:04:12,047 Hey, am I doing this right? Hey, am I doing this right?
68 00:04:11,076 00:04:13,777 They may look like health nuts, but they knock it back. They may look like health nuts, but they knock it back.
69 00:04:11,607 00:04:13,607 Hey, you two, what are you doing there? Hey, you two, what are you doing there?
70 00:04:12,087 00:04:13,057 What? What?
71 00:04:13,087 00:04:15,557 Never mind. Never mind.
72 00:04:13,647 00:04:15,087 Taylor, great. We need to get in. Taylor, great. We need to get in.
73 00:04:13,807 00:04:15,647 Oh, Taylor, you have to have something! Oh, Taylor, you have to have something!
74 00:04:13,987 00:04:15,327 We could toast. We could toast.
75 00:04:15,117 00:04:17,187 We open at 6:00 tomorrow. We open at 6:00 tomorrow.
76 00:04:15,357 00:04:18,197 Toast... yes. Toast... good. Toast... yes. Toast... good.
77 00:04:15,587 00:04:17,917 That's great, grandpa! Take your time! That's great, grandpa! Take your time!
78 00:04:15,677 00:04:18,417 Lorelai, I'm sorry, but... Wait a minute. Lorelai, I'm sorry, but... Wait a minute.
79 00:04:17,217 00:04:20,028 Taylor, you're gonna be the first one to hear the big news. Taylor, you're gonna be the first one to hear the big news.
80 00:04:17,957 00:04:19,858 I have no homelife! I have no homelife!
81 00:04:18,227 00:04:20,228 What do we toast with? What do we toast with?
82 00:04:18,447 00:04:20,848 I think I have a case of zima in the back. I think I have a case of zima in the back.
83 00:04:19,888 00:04:22,588 Six hours I've been standing here Six hours I've been standing here
84 00:04:20,058 00:04:22,528 Do I have to hear it now? I have so many things... Do I have to hear it now? I have so many things...
85 00:04:20,888 00:04:23,188 Really? Luke, he's got zima in the back! Really? Luke, he's got zima in the back!
86 00:04:22,068 00:04:24,538 Uh... I know you won't have champagne, Uh... I know you won't have champagne,
87 00:04:22,558 00:04:24,258 Luke and I are engaged. You are?! Luke and I are engaged. You are?!
88 00:04:22,628 00:04:25,058 waiting for this ridiculous race to end! waiting for this ridiculous race to end!
89 00:04:23,218 00:04:24,788 He's got zima in the back! He's got zima in the back!
90 00:04:24,288 00:04:25,618 As of just a few minutes ago. As of just a few minutes ago.
91 00:04:24,568 00:04:26,368 but maybe some wine or beer or something. but maybe some wine or beer or something.
92 00:04:24,608 00:04:26,548 What? What?
93 00:04:24,818 00:04:27,058 Babette had me stocking it for a while. Babette had me stocking it for a while.
94 00:04:25,098 00:04:26,898 Okay, that's it! Race is over! Okay, that's it! Race is over!
95 00:04:25,658 00:04:27,118 Well, what do you know? Well, what do you know?
96 00:04:26,398 00:04:27,528 I got nothing. I got nothing.
97 00:04:26,568 00:04:29,909 Luke, will you... yes. Luke, will you... yes.
98 00:04:26,928 00:04:29,729 Maggie, I want you to start breaking all this stuff down. Maggie, I want you to start breaking all this stuff down.
99 00:04:27,088 00:04:29,129 I was using it as a step stool, but I'm sure it's okay. I was using it as a step stool, but I'm sure it's okay.
100 00:04:27,158 00:04:28,659 I thought there was a better chance I thought there was a better chance
101 00:04:27,568 00:04:29,079 No, you must have something. No, you must have something.
102 00:04:28,699 00:04:30,469 of all four of the Beatles getting back together of all four of the Beatles getting back together
103 00:04:29,109 00:04:30,239 Grapefruit juice or worcestershire sauce. Grapefruit juice or worcestershire sauce.
104 00:04:29,159 00:04:31,129 We'll take it! We'll take it!
105 00:04:29,769 00:04:31,039 If I don't get these tables back by midnight, If I don't get these tables back by midnight,
106 00:04:29,939 00:04:32,609 Well, you don't have to answer... yes. Well, you don't have to answer... yes.
107 00:04:30,269 00:04:31,569 Neither sounds very festive. Neither sounds very festive.
108 00:04:30,499 00:04:34,069 than you two ever calming down long enough to get engaged. than you two ever calming down long enough to get engaged.
109 00:04:31,069 00:04:32,799 I pay for another day. I pay for another day.
110 00:04:31,159 00:04:33,129 Let's just drive to woodbridge. They have a liquor bar there. Let's just drive to woodbridge. They have a liquor bar there.
111 00:04:31,609 00:04:33,249 I can cut it with some festive ketchup. I can cut it with some festive ketchup.
112 00:04:32,649 00:04:35,059 You can take a minute to... no. You can take a minute to... no.
113 00:04:32,839 00:04:34,839 But we haven't given out the trophies to the winners yet. But we haven't given out the trophies to the winners yet.
114 00:04:33,169 00:04:35,069 I don't want to drive to woodbridge. I don't want to drive to woodbridge.
115 00:04:33,279 00:04:36,620 No, we need something sparkly. No, we need something sparkly.
116 00:04:34,099 00:04:36,100 Yeah, well, wonder of wonder and miracle of miracles, right? Yeah, well, wonder of wonder and miracle of miracles, right?
117 00:04:34,869 00:04:36,940 Who cares about giving out the trophies? Who cares about giving out the trophies?
118 00:04:35,099 00:04:36,870 But men aren't supposed to drink zima. But men aren't supposed to drink zima.
119 00:04:36,900 00:04:37,800 Pay the man. Pay the man.
120 00:04:37,840 00:04:39,000 You can forget the tax. You can forget the tax.
121 00:04:39,040 00:04:40,540 Consider it an engagement present. Consider it an engagement present.
122 00:04:40,570 00:04:43,180 Thank you, Taylor. Come on, get the zima. Thank you, Taylor. Come on, get the zima.
123 00:04:46,611 00:04:49,011 Get those tables on the truck! Get those tables on the truck!
124 00:04:49,051 00:04:50,581 Hustle, people! Hustle, people!
125 00:04:50,621 00:04:51,751 Where are you going? Where are you going?
126 00:04:51,781 00:04:53,852 I know the perfect toasting place. I know the perfect toasting place.
127 00:04:53,892 00:04:56,152 Is it far? Which one of us is not getting into the romantic spirit? Is it far? Which one of us is not getting into the romantic spirit?
128 00:04:56,192 00:04:58,522 The one with a case full of chick beer under his arm. The one with a case full of chick beer under his arm.
129 00:04:58,562 00:05:00,162 Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo.
130 00:05:00,192 00:05:02,563 Hi. Shoo. Hi. Shoo.
131 00:05:02,603 00:05:05,103 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
132 00:05:05,133 00:05:06,803 Here. Right here? Here. Right here?
133 00:05:06,833 00:05:08,673 Right here. Okay. Right here. Okay.
134 00:05:10,144 00:05:11,974 [ Exhales sharply ] [ Exhales sharply ]
135 00:05:13,874 00:05:17,145 Okay, so... Here's to us. Okay, so... Here's to us.
136 00:05:17,185 00:05:19,485 To us. To us.
137 00:05:19,515 00:05:20,985 Taylor! Taylor!
138 00:05:21,015 00:05:23,485 The light guys go on golden time in five minutes! The light guys go on golden time in five minutes!
139 00:05:23,525 00:05:25,055 Taylor, turn the lights back on! Taylor, turn the lights back on!
140 00:05:25,085 00:05:27,226 Well, fine. Apparently there's an oil well Well, fine. Apparently there's an oil well
141 00:05:27,256 00:05:29,996 in the middle of stars hollow that no one told me about! in the middle of stars hollow that no one told me about!
142 00:05:30,026 00:05:32,026 Turn them back on, budgie. Turn them back on, budgie.
143 00:05:33,867 00:05:35,897 Okay. Okay.
144 00:05:35,937 00:05:40,237 I believe we were right about... There. I believe we were right about... There.
145 00:05:42,908 00:05:44,048 Really? Really?
146 00:05:44,078 00:05:45,908 You're gonna kiss me now? You're gonna kiss me now?
147 00:05:45,948 00:05:48,078 You're so incredibly predictable. You're so incredibly predictable.
148 00:05:52,249 00:06:02,160 ♪ La-ah la-la laa ♪ la-la la la la la ♪ La-ah la-la laa ♪ la-la la la la la
149 00:06:02,200 00:06:07,941 ♪ la la la ♪ if you're out on the road ♪ ♪ la la la ♪ if you're out on the road ♪
150 00:06:07,971 00:06:12,941 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
151 00:06:12,981 00:06:16,982 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪
152 00:06:17,012 00:06:21,322 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪
153 00:06:21,352 00:06:26,023 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
154 00:06:26,053 00:06:30,163 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to ♪ anywhere that you tell me to
155 00:06:30,193 00:06:33,004 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
156 00:06:33,034 00:06:35,034 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
157 00:06:35,064 00:06:39,004 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh
158 00:06:39,034 00:06:43,215 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪
159 00:06:43,245 00:06:48,186 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪
160 00:06:48,216 00:06:51,056 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need ♪ if you need
161 00:06:51,086 00:06:53,026 ♪ you need me to be with you ♪ you need me to be with you
162 00:06:53,056 00:06:57,257 ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪ ♪ I will follow where you lead ♪
163 00:06:59,997 00:07:02,667 was this mattress always this comfortable? was this mattress always this comfortable?
164 00:07:02,697 00:07:03,837 I think so. I think so.
165 00:07:03,867 00:07:05,298 Mmm. Mmm.
166 00:07:05,338 00:07:08,208 It feels so much more comfortable. It feels so much more comfortable.
167 00:07:10,038 00:07:13,009 We should drink zima and have sex every single night. We should drink zima and have sex every single night.
168 00:07:13,049 00:07:14,679 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
169 00:07:14,709 00:07:17,319 Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night.
170 00:07:17,349 00:07:19,049 Hmm. Hmm.
171 00:07:21,190 00:07:23,720 So, when I said, "what about the kids?" So, when I said, "what about the kids?"
172 00:07:23,760 00:07:25,890 I didn't mean "what about our kids?" I didn't mean "what about our kids?"
173 00:07:25,920 00:07:28,360 I mean, yes, obviously, "what about our kids?" I mean, yes, obviously, "what about our kids?"
174 00:07:28,390 00:07:32,201 But I didn't mean we had to have any kids, 'cause we don't. But I didn't mean we had to have any kids, 'cause we don't.
175 00:07:32,231 00:07:35,071 But... we can. But... we can.
176 00:07:35,101 00:07:36,901 I just didn't want you to think I just didn't want you to think
177 00:07:36,941 00:07:39,202 that I was laying down some kind of a mandate. that I was laying down some kind of a mandate.
178 00:07:39,242 00:07:41,772 I mean, "kids"... it's plural, I mean, "kids"... it's plural,
179 00:07:41,812 00:07:45,413 so it sounds like a lot, but we can just have one kid. so it sounds like a lot, but we can just have one kid.
180 00:07:45,443 00:07:48,413 One's fine, or more if you want more, One's fine, or more if you want more,
181 00:07:48,453 00:07:51,353 or we don't have to have any kids. or we don't have to have any kids.
182 00:07:51,383 00:07:54,694 We could just... Get a plant. We could just... Get a plant.
183 00:07:54,724 00:07:56,424 What? What?
184 00:07:56,454 00:07:57,894 Nothing. Nothing.
185 00:07:57,924 00:07:59,264 Okay. Okay.
186 00:07:59,294 00:08:01,734 I bought a house... The twickham house. I bought a house... The twickham house.
187 00:08:01,765 00:08:04,235 I bought it for us. I don't have it anymore. I bought it for us. I don't have it anymore.
188 00:08:04,265 00:08:06,435 I could probably get it back, I could probably get it back,
189 00:08:06,465 00:08:09,675 but I just thought you should know that I bought it... but I just thought you should know that I bought it...
190 00:08:09,705 00:08:13,176 For the kids that we don't have to have. For the kids that we don't have to have.
191 00:08:13,216 00:08:16,276 It's a big house, and we don't have to fill it up with kids. It's a big house, and we don't have to fill it up with kids.
192 00:08:16,316 00:08:18,317 You know, we could get furniture. You know, we could get furniture.
193 00:08:18,347 00:08:22,727 You know, go shopping for a couch or get some end tables. You know, go shopping for a couch or get some end tables.
194 00:08:24,727 00:08:26,127 I hate shopping for furniture. I hate shopping for furniture.
195 00:08:26,157 00:08:27,898 For me, kids are easier. For me, kids are easier.
196 00:08:27,928 00:08:29,698 I love shopping. I love shopping.
197 00:08:29,728 00:08:30,468 Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
198 00:08:30,498 00:08:31,768 Okay. Okay.
199 00:08:33,268 00:08:36,739 Is this really happening? Is this really happening?
200 00:08:36,769 00:08:38,369 Yes. Yes.
201 00:08:38,409 00:08:40,709 It's really happening. It's really happening.
202 00:08:49,820 00:08:51,321 You bought a house without telling me? You bought a house without telling me?
203 00:08:51,351 00:08:52,961 What? A house? What? A house?
204 00:08:52,991 00:08:54,291 I mean, a house is huge. I mean, a house is huge.
205 00:08:54,321 00:08:55,761 I know. That's why I told you. I know. That's why I told you.
206 00:08:55,791 00:08:57,031 A houseful of kids? A houseful of kids?
207 00:08:57,061 00:08:58,261 And a plant. Don't forget the plants. And a plant. Don't forget the plants.
208 00:08:58,291 00:09:00,162 Please don't do that, okay? Please don't do that, okay?
209 00:09:00,202 00:09:03,902 I mean, any other address- or life-changing decisions, I mean, any other address- or life-changing decisions,
210 00:09:03,932 00:09:05,302 please include me in. please include me in.
211 00:09:05,332 00:09:07,072 I will. I am. I'm sorry. I will. I am. I'm sorry.
212 00:09:07,102 00:09:09,443 I won't. I will. I won't. I will.
213 00:09:11,473 00:09:12,983 Okay. Okay.
214 00:09:14,983 00:09:16,854 Sorry. Sorry.
215 00:09:19,514 00:09:22,124 Kids would be good. Kids would be good.
216 00:09:24,525 00:09:27,025 All right, blueberry pancakes and scrambled eggs. All right, blueberry pancakes and scrambled eggs.
217 00:09:27,065 00:09:28,465 I didn't ask for blueberry. I didn't ask for blueberry.
218 00:09:28,495 00:09:30,335 Any accidents are on the house today. Any accidents are on the house today.
219 00:09:30,365 00:09:32,195 Who wants coffee, hmm? Who wants coffee, hmm?
220 00:09:32,235 00:09:35,506 Ah, here you go, Trudy. Ah, here you go, Trudy.
221 00:09:35,536 00:09:37,506 Hey, I top that off for you, Mac? Hey, I top that off for you, Mac?
222 00:09:37,536 00:09:39,106 Hey, what do you say? Hey, what do you say?
223 00:09:39,136 00:09:42,447 A cup of Joe, Joe? A cup of Joe, Joe?
224 00:09:42,477 00:09:43,947 Where the hell is he? Where the hell is he?
225 00:09:43,977 00:09:45,177 There. He's right there. There. He's right there.
226 00:09:45,217 00:09:47,017 Get over here, you! Get over here, you!
227 00:09:47,047 00:09:49,288 I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
228 00:09:49,318 00:09:51,218 You finally did it, you dumb son of a bitch. You finally did it, you dumb son of a bitch.
229 00:09:51,258 00:09:53,858 You finally got in there and closed the deal! You finally got in there and closed the deal!
230 00:09:53,888 00:09:54,828 It took you long enough. It took you long enough.
231 00:09:54,858 00:09:56,328 All right, easy, you two. All right, easy, you two.
232 00:09:56,358 00:09:59,159 You know, we should be very mad at you. Why? You know, we should be very mad at you. Why?
233 00:09:59,199 00:10:01,069 Because we had to find out from someone else Because we had to find out from someone else
234 00:10:01,099 00:10:02,429 that you and Lorelai are engaged. that you and Lorelai are engaged.
235 00:10:02,469 00:10:03,839 East side tillie. East side tillie.
236 00:10:03,869 00:10:05,340 She was spreading it around town She was spreading it around town
237 00:10:05,370 00:10:07,810 like she was gonna be a bridesmaid or something. like she was gonna be a bridesmaid or something.
238 00:10:07,840 00:10:10,280 Tillie is not going to be a bridesmaid. Tillie is not going to be a bridesmaid.
239 00:10:10,310 00:10:11,810 But you are engaged, right? But you are engaged, right?
240 00:10:11,840 00:10:13,080 Right. Right.
241 00:10:13,110 00:10:14,481 So, we want to hear the whole thing. So, we want to hear the whole thing.
242 00:10:14,511 00:10:15,881 The whole play by play. The whole play by play.
243 00:10:15,911 00:10:17,521 How'd it happen? How'd you do it? How'd it happen? How'd you do it?
244 00:10:17,551 00:10:19,951 Do what? How did you propose to Lorelai? Do what? How did you propose to Lorelai?
245 00:10:19,991 00:10:21,892 Oh, uh, well... Oh, uh, well...
246 00:10:21,922 00:10:23,222 Did you get down on one knee? Did you get down on one knee?
247 00:10:23,262 00:10:24,922 Did you take her somewhere special? Did you take her somewhere special?
248 00:10:24,962 00:10:26,492 Did you hide the ring in anything? Did you hide the ring in anything?
249 00:10:26,522 00:10:28,362 Like a glass of champagne or a cannoli? Like a glass of champagne or a cannoli?
250 00:10:28,392 00:10:30,363 Actually, I'm still working on the ring. Actually, I'm still working on the ring.
251 00:10:30,403 00:10:33,533 Oh, so the proposal was spontaneous, huh? Oh, so the proposal was spontaneous, huh?
252 00:10:33,573 00:10:36,903 Oh, the spontaneous proposals are the best, you know? Oh, the spontaneous proposals are the best, you know?
253 00:10:36,943 00:10:39,244 Yeah, morey proposed to me spontaneously. Yeah, morey proposed to me spontaneously.
254 00:10:39,274 00:10:40,844 Did I ever tell you the story? Did I ever tell you the story?
255 00:10:40,874 00:10:42,174 Uh, no. Uh, no.
256 00:10:42,214 00:10:44,984 It was a brisk fall night, and morey was on top. It was a brisk fall night, and morey was on top.
257 00:10:45,014 00:10:47,415 No. Wait. I was on top. No. Wait. I was on top.
258 00:10:47,455 00:10:48,915 What? What?
259 00:10:48,955 00:10:50,925 Stoney Morrison was on top. Babette! Stoney Morrison was on top. Babette!
260 00:10:50,955 00:10:53,025 We were playing twister. Did I not mention that? We were playing twister. Did I not mention that?
261 00:10:53,055 00:10:54,225 No. No.
262 00:10:54,255 00:10:55,956 [ Laughing ] I probably should have. [ Laughing ] I probably should have.
263 00:10:55,996 00:10:57,526 Well, enough about us, honey. Well, enough about us, honey.
264 00:10:57,566 00:11:00,366 Come on, Luke, tell us. How'd you do it? Come on, Luke, tell us. How'd you do it?
265 00:11:00,396 00:11:04,107 Well, actually, I didn't. Lorelai proposed to me. Well, actually, I didn't. Lorelai proposed to me.
266 00:11:04,137 00:11:06,537 Oh.oh. Oh.oh.
267 00:11:06,567 00:11:09,437 You went modern. You went modern.
268 00:11:09,477 00:11:12,178 Well, that's still okay, sugar. Well, that's still okay, sugar.
269 00:11:12,208 00:11:14,578 The important thing is you're getting married! The important thing is you're getting married!
270 00:11:14,618 00:11:16,548 We're very happy for you, Luke. We're very happy for you, Luke.
271 00:11:16,578 00:11:18,218 Yes, we are. Yeah. Yes, we are. Yeah.
272 00:11:18,248 00:11:20,989 Uh-huh. Thanks. Well, i-I've got some work to do. Uh-huh. Thanks. Well, i-I've got some work to do.
273 00:11:21,019 00:11:22,559 I'll talk to you guys later. I'll talk to you guys later.
274 00:11:25,059 00:11:27,359 She proposed. She proposed.
275 00:11:27,399 00:11:30,370 Yeah, well, thank god he's got a good ass. Yeah, well, thank god he's got a good ass.
276 00:11:32,070 00:11:34,900 ♪ Making you an offer still runs great ♪ ♪ Making you an offer still runs great ♪
277 00:11:34,940 00:11:37,071 ♪ looking for a brand-new start ♪ ♪ looking for a brand-new start ♪
278 00:11:37,111 00:11:41,941 ♪ a special one-time deal on preowned heart ♪ ♪ a special one-time deal on preowned heart ♪
279 00:11:41,981 00:11:46,452 ♪ a special one-time deal on a preowned heart ♪ ♪ a special one-time deal on a preowned heart ♪
280 00:11:56,123 00:11:57,433 Hi. Hi.
281 00:11:57,463 00:11:58,333 Oh, hello, there. Oh, hello, there.
282 00:11:58,363 00:12:00,003 For sale again, huh? For sale again, huh?
283 00:12:00,033 00:12:02,134 Yes. We had an offer, but the buyer backed out. Yes. We had an offer, but the buyer backed out.
284 00:12:02,164 00:12:05,204 Toxic-bachelor type. But we think it'll move fast. Toxic-bachelor type. But we think it'll move fast.
285 00:12:05,234 00:12:08,204 It has all the original fixtures, great lighting, It has all the original fixtures, great lighting,
286 00:12:08,244 00:12:10,075 a ton of terrific potential. a ton of terrific potential.
287 00:12:10,115 00:12:11,145 Yeah, it does. Yeah, it does.
288 00:12:11,175 00:12:13,015 You interested? Uh, maybe. You interested? Uh, maybe.
289 00:12:13,045 00:12:15,245 It would be a great house for kids. It would be a great house for kids.
290 00:12:15,285 00:12:16,955 Oh, please, not you, too. Oh, please, not you, too.
291 00:12:16,986 00:12:18,486 I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, what?
292 00:12:18,516 00:12:20,186 [ Cellphone ringing ] Oh, nothing. [ Cellphone ringing ] Oh, nothing.
293 00:12:20,226 00:12:22,056 Sorry. Thanks. Sorry. Thanks.
294 00:12:24,726 00:12:26,297 Hello. Hello.
295 00:12:26,327 00:12:29,997 Lorelai, wonderful. How lucky that I caught you. Lorelai, wonderful. How lucky that I caught you.
296 00:12:30,037 00:12:32,137 Now, a few things to go over. Now, a few things to go over.
297 00:12:32,167 00:12:36,008 As you know, Rory's court appearance is Tuesday at 3:00. As you know, Rory's court appearance is Tuesday at 3:00.
298 00:12:36,038 00:12:38,478 I've retained the services of Charlie Davenport I've retained the services of Charlie Davenport
299 00:12:38,508 00:12:39,608 as her attorney. as her attorney.
300 00:12:39,638 00:12:41,478 You remember Charlie, Lorelai? You remember Charlie, Lorelai?
301 00:12:41,508 00:12:44,049 He bought you a doll for your birthday once. He bought you a doll for your birthday once.
302 00:12:44,079 00:12:45,749 Well, he's coming over here tomorrow morning Well, he's coming over here tomorrow morning
303 00:12:45,779 00:12:48,719 to discuss Rory's case about 8:30. to discuss Rory's case about 8:30.
304 00:12:48,749 00:12:50,360 Sounds super. Sounds super.
305 00:12:50,390 00:12:53,660 Charlie doesn't usually take small cases like this. Charlie doesn't usually take small cases like this.
306 00:12:53,690 00:12:55,530 He's doing the family a great favor. He's doing the family a great favor.
307 00:12:55,560 00:12:57,160 Charlie sounds like a swell guy. Charlie sounds like a swell guy.
308 00:12:57,200 00:12:59,161 He is a swell guy and a top lawyer. He is a swell guy and a top lawyer.
309 00:12:59,201 00:13:00,731 You must remember him? You must remember him?
310 00:13:00,771 00:13:03,271 Sure, he bought me a doll for my birthday once. Sure, he bought me a doll for my birthday once.
311 00:13:03,301 00:13:05,171 Well, do you have any questions? Well, do you have any questions?
312 00:13:05,201 00:13:06,772 Nope. Nope.
313 00:13:06,802 00:13:09,312 I have to say I thought you would have had more interest I have to say I thought you would have had more interest
314 00:13:09,342 00:13:11,142 in this subject than you seem to. in this subject than you seem to.
315 00:13:11,182 00:13:13,112 Really? Huh. So, is there anything else? Really? Huh. So, is there anything else?
316 00:13:13,152 00:13:16,213 No, there isn't anything else! I just wanted to fill you in. No, there isn't anything else! I just wanted to fill you in.
317 00:13:16,253 00:13:17,753 Will we see you tomorrow morning? Will we see you tomorrow morning?
318 00:13:17,783 00:13:20,193 For what? For the meeting with Charlie Davenport! For what? For the meeting with Charlie Davenport!
319 00:13:20,223 00:13:23,194 Oh, no. It sounds like you have everything under control. Oh, no. It sounds like you have everything under control.
320 00:13:23,224 00:13:24,764 Fine! I'll talk to you later. Fine! I'll talk to you later.
321 00:13:24,794 00:13:27,434 Tell Charlie thanks for the doll for me. Tell Charlie thanks for the doll for me.
322 00:13:33,305 00:13:34,775 Good morning! Good morning!
323 00:13:34,805 00:13:38,205 You're still sleeping? My goodness. You're young. You're still sleeping? My goodness. You're young.
324 00:13:38,245 00:13:39,406 These are the good days. These are the good days.
325 00:13:39,446 00:13:41,316 There's plenty of time to sleep There's plenty of time to sleep
326 00:13:41,346 00:13:43,786 when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes. when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes.
327 00:13:43,816 00:13:45,616 Is it stuffy in here? Is it stuffy in here?
328 00:13:45,646 00:13:50,187 Uh... So let's talk about this room. Uh... So let's talk about this room.
329 00:13:50,227 00:13:52,687 Now that you're staying here, I thought we could spruce the place up... Now that you're staying here, I thought we could spruce the place up...
330 00:13:52,727 00:13:54,097 Individualize it to your taste. Individualize it to your taste.
331 00:13:54,127 00:13:55,627 We don't have to do... We don't have to do...
332 00:13:55,657 00:13:58,168 I've been dying to get my hands on this dump for ages, I've been dying to get my hands on this dump for ages,
333 00:13:58,198 00:14:00,668 and now I finally have an excuse. and now I finally have an excuse.
334 00:14:00,698 00:14:03,338 Huh. Well, that's insane. Huh. Well, that's insane.
335 00:14:03,368 00:14:05,339 You want hosanna to draw you a bath? No. You want hosanna to draw you a bath? No.
336 00:14:05,369 00:14:07,179 Hosanna, draw Rory a bath, please. Hosanna, draw Rory a bath, please.
337 00:14:07,209 00:14:09,339 Hosanna has a pot of coffee for you in the other room. Hosanna has a pot of coffee for you in the other room.
338 00:14:09,379 00:14:10,709 Interested? Interested?
339 00:14:15,220 00:14:16,550 Wow. Wow.
340 00:14:16,580 00:14:19,390 I brought some fabric samples to flip through. I brought some fabric samples to flip through.
341 00:14:19,420 00:14:20,861 The coffee smells amazing. The coffee smells amazing.
342 00:14:20,891 00:14:22,421 There's cream in the fridge. There's cream in the fridge.
343 00:14:22,461 00:14:24,391 When did you have time to do all this? When did you have time to do all this?
344 00:14:24,431 00:14:27,731 It's amazing what you can get done before 8:30 in the morning. It's amazing what you can get done before 8:30 in the morning.
345 00:14:27,761 00:14:30,332 Now, I've got some things for you... Now, I've got some things for you...
346 00:14:30,372 00:14:32,472 Key to the pool house, key to the main house, Key to the pool house, key to the main house,
347 00:14:32,502 00:14:35,772 key to the garage, the security-alarm code, key to the garage, the security-alarm code,
348 00:14:35,802 00:14:37,473 the security-alarm password, the security-alarm password,
349 00:14:37,513 00:14:39,673 the number of the security company. the number of the security company.
350 00:14:39,713 00:14:42,683 Now, the code to the panic room is... Now, the code to the panic room is...
351 00:14:42,713 00:14:46,314 [ Whispering ] 11111. [ Whispering ] 11111.
352 00:14:46,354 00:14:48,584 Don't write it down, and whatever you do, don't tell the maid. Don't write it down, and whatever you do, don't tell the maid.
353 00:14:48,624 00:14:49,854 They tell their children, They tell their children,
354 00:14:49,884 00:14:51,624 then their children grow up and Rob you. then their children grow up and Rob you.
355 00:14:51,654 00:14:54,665 Now, is this all your things, or is there more still at school? Now, is this all your things, or is there more still at school?
356 00:14:54,695 00:14:58,835 Uh, no, I have a lot more at mom's. Uh, no, I have a lot more at mom's.
357 00:14:58,865 00:15:02,166 Oh. Well, don't you worry. I'll take care of that. Oh. Well, don't you worry. I'll take care of that.
358 00:15:02,206 00:15:03,436 Did you try the Danish? Did you try the Danish?
359 00:15:03,476 00:15:05,676 I bought it at an organic bakery. I bought it at an organic bakery.
360 00:15:05,706 00:15:07,446 So how'd it go last night? So how'd it go last night?
361 00:15:07,476 00:15:08,646 Hmm? Hmm?
362 00:15:08,676 00:15:10,547 With mom. Was she mad? With mom. Was she mad?
363 00:15:10,577 00:15:14,617 I mean, of course she was mad, but was it a bad mad? I mean, of course she was mad, but was it a bad mad?
364 00:15:14,647 00:15:16,547 Well, you know your mother, Rory. Well, you know your mother, Rory.
365 00:15:16,587 00:15:18,818 Everything's the end of the world... so dramatic. Everything's the end of the world... so dramatic.
366 00:15:18,858 00:15:21,528 "Ladies and gentlemen, Lorelai Barrymore." "Ladies and gentlemen, Lorelai Barrymore."
367 00:15:21,558 00:15:23,798 But don't you worry. She'll calm down. But don't you worry. She'll calm down.
368 00:15:23,828 00:15:25,528 Just give it some time. Just give it some time.
369 00:15:25,558 00:15:27,299 Richard on intercom: Hello? Is anyone there? Richard on intercom: Hello? Is anyone there?
370 00:15:27,329 00:15:28,669 Come in, please. Come in, please.
371 00:15:28,699 00:15:31,239 What's that? It's just the intercom. What's that? It's just the intercom.
372 00:15:31,269 00:15:33,569 Yes, Richard, we're here, and we read you. Yes, Richard, we're here, and we read you.
373 00:15:33,609 00:15:35,870 Copy that, Emily. Is Rory up yet? Copy that, Emily. Is Rory up yet?
374 00:15:35,910 00:15:38,640 Charlie Davenport is here for our meeting. Charlie Davenport is here for our meeting.
375 00:15:38,680 00:15:40,350 Well, of course she's up, Richard. Well, of course she's up, Richard.
376 00:15:40,380 00:15:42,350 Please. Do you really think she'd still be asleep Please. Do you really think she'd still be asleep
377 00:15:42,380 00:15:43,651 at 8:30 in the morning? at 8:30 in the morning?
378 00:15:43,681 00:15:45,851 I have her here looking at fabric samples. I have her here looking at fabric samples.
379 00:15:45,881 00:15:48,421 We'll be done in a minute, and I'll send her right in. We'll be done in a minute, and I'll send her right in.
380 00:15:48,451 00:15:49,891 We better get you in that bath. We better get you in that bath.
381 00:15:49,921 00:15:51,422 I didn't know there was an intercom. I didn't know there was an intercom.
382 00:15:51,462 00:15:53,192 Isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful?
383 00:15:53,232 00:15:55,592 We're just a push button away, like "Star Trek." We're just a push button away, like "Star Trek."
384 00:15:55,632 00:15:57,602 Hosanna, we're coming in. Hosanna, we're coming in.
385 00:15:57,632 00:16:00,373 Oh, I don't think that duck stopped flying Oh, I don't think that duck stopped flying
386 00:16:00,403 00:16:01,333 until it hit Paraguay. until it hit Paraguay.
387 00:16:01,373 00:16:02,803 If then. [ Laughs ] If then. [ Laughs ]
388 00:16:02,833 00:16:05,373 And then, of course, we came home completely empty-handed And then, of course, we came home completely empty-handed
389 00:16:05,403 00:16:07,373 with nothing but our whistles in our hands. with nothing but our whistles in our hands.
390 00:16:07,413 00:16:09,214 You came home empty-handed. You came home empty-handed.
391 00:16:09,244 00:16:10,784 I came home with the mitlan case. I came home with the mitlan case.
392 00:16:10,814 00:16:11,984 Yes, that's right. Yes, that's right.
393 00:16:12,014 00:16:13,954 On this trip, we met argus mitlan, On this trip, we met argus mitlan,
394 00:16:13,984 00:16:15,915 c.e.o. Of windermere technologies. c.e.o. Of windermere technologies.
395 00:16:15,955 00:16:18,285 Paid for his $32-million main estate Paid for his $32-million main estate
396 00:16:18,325 00:16:21,555 and his wife's new lower half with the company's pension fund. and his wife's new lower half with the company's pension fund.
397 00:16:21,595 00:16:24,396 $94 million in accounting fraud. $94 million in accounting fraud.
398 00:16:24,426 00:16:26,696 They had him red-handed... On tape, in e-mails. They had him red-handed... On tape, in e-mails.
399 00:16:26,726 00:16:29,466 The man was guilty as sin. Where is he now, Charlie? The man was guilty as sin. Where is he now, Charlie?
400 00:16:29,496 00:16:32,006 Los Angeles. He just bought Ellen degeneres' house. Los Angeles. He just bought Ellen degeneres' house.
401 00:16:32,036 00:16:33,577 So you got him off? So you got him off?
402 00:16:33,607 00:16:36,477 And successfully sued for defamation of character. And successfully sued for defamation of character.
403 00:16:36,507 00:16:38,947 If you knew the number of truly guilty criminals If you knew the number of truly guilty criminals
404 00:16:38,977 00:16:41,418 put back on the street by this man here, put back on the street by this man here,
405 00:16:41,448 00:16:43,688 you'd never believe in the criminal-justice system again. you'd never believe in the criminal-justice system again.
406 00:16:43,718 00:16:46,018 Now, Richard, I just realized we've spent Now, Richard, I just realized we've spent
407 00:16:46,048 00:16:48,358 so much time talking about ourselves. so much time talking about ourselves.
408 00:16:48,388 00:16:50,359 We haven't discussed Rory's case at all. We haven't discussed Rory's case at all.
409 00:16:50,389 00:16:51,829 She must have a million questions. She must have a million questions.
410 00:16:51,859 00:16:53,899 Go on, Rory. What would you like to know? Go on, Rory. What would you like to know?
411 00:16:53,929 00:16:57,830 Well, I guess I would just like to know what's going to happen. Well, I guess I would just like to know what's going to happen.
412 00:16:57,870 00:16:59,330 Good question. Good question.
413 00:16:59,370 00:17:01,700 Richard, that is a good question. Richard, that is a good question.
414 00:17:01,740 00:17:03,340 She's a Gilmore. She's a Gilmore.
415 00:17:03,370 00:17:04,910 The first thing that's going to happen The first thing that's going to happen
416 00:17:04,940 00:17:06,741 is I'm going to have a little face-to-face is I'm going to have a little face-to-face
417 00:17:06,771 00:17:08,911 with the prosecutor that's handling your case. with the prosecutor that's handling your case.
418 00:17:08,941 00:17:11,581 We'll go over things. I'll take him out for a cup of coffee. We'll go over things. I'll take him out for a cup of coffee.
419 00:17:11,611 00:17:13,652 Just don't take him duck hunting. Just don't take him duck hunting.
420 00:17:13,682 00:17:15,882 And then we will agree on a plea bargain. And then we will agree on a plea bargain.
421 00:17:15,922 00:17:17,822 Really? No trial? Hell, no. Really? No trial? Hell, no.
422 00:17:17,852 00:17:19,692 Considering you're a first-time offender Considering you're a first-time offender
423 00:17:19,722 00:17:21,663 with demonstrably excellent character, with demonstrably excellent character,
424 00:17:21,693 00:17:23,933 not to mention your family's standing in the community, not to mention your family's standing in the community,
425 00:17:23,963 00:17:26,633 the most you'll get is a little community service... the most you'll get is a little community service...
426 00:17:26,663 00:17:27,603 10 hours, give or take. 10 hours, give or take.
427 00:17:27,633 00:17:28,703 Sound good? Sound good?
428 00:17:28,733 00:17:31,004 Yeah, it sounds very good. Yeah, it sounds very good.
429 00:17:31,034 00:17:32,504 Embezzle a pension fund, Embezzle a pension fund,
430 00:17:32,534 00:17:34,404 and you'll really see what he can do. and you'll really see what he can do.
431 00:17:34,444 00:17:36,444 Now, Richard, I'm afraid I must be going. Now, Richard, I'm afraid I must be going.
432 00:17:36,474 00:17:38,044 We appreciate your coming over like this. We appreciate your coming over like this.
433 00:17:38,075 00:17:39,745 Of course. It was a pleasure meeting you, Rory. Of course. It was a pleasure meeting you, Rory.
434 00:17:39,775 00:17:41,015 You too. You too.
435 00:17:41,045 00:17:42,715 I'll see you on Tuesday, young lady. I'll see you on Tuesday, young lady.
436 00:17:42,745 00:17:44,015 Thank you, Mr. Davenport. Thank you, Mr. Davenport.
437 00:17:44,055 00:17:45,985 I swear I will never need your help again. I swear I will never need your help again.
438 00:17:46,015 00:17:47,956 I'm sure you won't. I'm sure you won't.
439 00:17:47,986 00:17:49,686 Charming girl. Charming girl.
440 00:17:49,726 00:17:51,826 She certainly is. She certainly is.
441 00:17:51,856 00:17:54,567 [ Acoustic-guitar music plays ] [ Acoustic-guitar music plays ]
442 00:17:59,867 00:18:06,738 ♪ Buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh ♪ Buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh
443 00:18:13,789 00:18:20,630 ♪ buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh ♪ ♪ buh buh buh buh buh buh-buh ♪
444 00:18:23,630 00:18:25,000 [ door opens ] [ door opens ]
445 00:18:25,030 00:18:26,600 Paris: Rory? Paris: Rory?
446 00:18:26,630 00:18:27,931 In here. In here.
447 00:18:29,471 00:18:31,101 You live here? Home sweet home. You live here? Home sweet home.
448 00:18:31,141 00:18:33,471 Aren't you worried one night you're going to sleepwalk Aren't you worried one night you're going to sleepwalk
449 00:18:33,511 00:18:34,641 into that pool and drown? into that pool and drown?
450 00:18:34,671 00:18:35,872 I am now. I am now.
451 00:18:35,912 00:18:37,782 Your stuff's in here? Go to town. Your stuff's in here? Go to town.
452 00:18:37,812 00:18:39,982 I'm meeting more of Doyle's family tonight. I'm meeting more of Doyle's family tonight.
453 00:18:40,012 00:18:41,752 I've been meeting people for months. I've been meeting people for months.
454 00:18:41,782 00:18:43,722 He's got, like, 500 cousins, and you know what? He's got, like, 500 cousins, and you know what?
455 00:18:43,752 00:18:44,783 He's the tallest one in the family. He's the tallest one in the family.
456 00:18:44,823 00:18:46,653 Really? Yep. Really? Yep.
457 00:18:46,683 00:18:48,823 A family get-together is like a lollipop-guild convention. A family get-together is like a lollipop-guild convention.
458 00:18:48,853 00:18:52,093 I have to stop myself from asking how it's going at the chocolate factory. I have to stop myself from asking how it's going at the chocolate factory.
459 00:18:52,123 00:18:53,594 Good, good. Get it all out now. Good, good. Get it all out now.
460 00:18:53,634 00:18:54,964 This isn't half bad. This isn't half bad.
461 00:18:54,994 00:18:56,964 Yeah, there's a belt in there that matches. Yeah, there's a belt in there that matches.
462 00:18:56,994 00:18:58,864 So I have a matter to discuss with you. So I have a matter to discuss with you.
463 00:18:58,904 00:19:01,475 Doyle and I have decided to move in together. Doyle and I have decided to move in together.
464 00:19:01,505 00:19:02,935 Hey, congratulations. Thanks. Hey, congratulations. Thanks.
465 00:19:02,975 00:19:04,975 We found a great duplex, right near campus... We found a great duplex, right near campus...
466 00:19:05,005 00:19:06,575 Lots of room, separate bathrooms. Lots of room, separate bathrooms.
467 00:19:06,605 00:19:08,075 And it's a two-bedroom, And it's a two-bedroom,
468 00:19:08,115 00:19:09,876 so I was thinking maybe you'd like to move in with us. so I was thinking maybe you'd like to move in with us.
469 00:19:09,916 00:19:11,986 Very "Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice," minus Bob. Very "Bob, Carol, Ted, and Alice," minus Bob.
470 00:19:12,016 00:19:14,686 It wouldn't be till school started 'cause it's rented till then, It wouldn't be till school started 'cause it's rented till then,
471 00:19:14,716 00:19:16,516 but I think it could be a perfect situation. but I think it could be a perfect situation.
472 00:19:16,556 00:19:18,727 It's a nice offer, Paris, but I can't. It's a nice offer, Paris, but I can't.
473 00:19:18,757 00:19:20,527 I'm not going back to school. I'm not going back to school.
474 00:19:20,557 00:19:22,897 You're pregnant. No! You're pregnant. No!
475 00:19:22,927 00:19:25,798 Sick? You look pasty. I'm not sick. Sick? You look pasty. I'm not sick.
476 00:19:25,828 00:19:28,968 I know your national guard unit didn't get called up, so what's the story? I know your national guard unit didn't get called up, so what's the story?
477 00:19:28,998 00:19:30,738 I'm just taking some time off. I'm just taking some time off.
478 00:19:30,768 00:19:32,568 No, you don't take time off. No, you don't take time off.
479 00:19:32,608 00:19:35,739 Did you find what you need? I have to finish getting ready. Did you find what you need? I have to finish getting ready.
480 00:19:35,779 00:19:38,479 What happened? Something must have happened. What happened? Something must have happened.
481 00:19:38,509 00:19:41,119 Nothing happened. People take time off. Nothing happened. People take time off.
482 00:19:41,149 00:19:42,820 Einstein took a year off. Einstein took a year off.
483 00:19:42,850 00:19:45,120 Yeah, after he discovered three laws of physics. Yeah, after he discovered three laws of physics.
484 00:19:45,150 00:19:47,790 Okay. I do not have to defend my life to you. Okay. I do not have to defend my life to you.
485 00:19:47,820 00:19:50,121 I'm a grown-up. I'm independent. I'm on my own. I'm a grown-up. I'm independent. I'm on my own.
486 00:19:50,161 00:19:51,731 You have no furniture. You have no furniture.
487 00:19:51,761 00:19:52,961 Well, I'm redecorating. Well, I'm redecorating.
488 00:19:52,991 00:19:57,161 I want to individualize it to my taste. I want to individualize it to my taste.
489 00:19:57,201 00:19:58,832 Oh. Oh.
490 00:19:58,872 00:20:01,542 I get it. I know what this is all about. I get it. I know what this is all about.
491 00:20:01,572 00:20:03,942 [ Scoffs ] No, you don't. Sure, I do. [ Scoffs ] No, you don't. Sure, I do.
492 00:20:03,972 00:20:06,873 Paris, just take what you need and go, okay? Paris, just take what you need and go, okay?
493 00:20:06,913 00:20:08,083 Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey. Sorry I'm late.
494 00:20:08,113 00:20:09,083 That's okay. That's okay.
495 00:20:09,113 00:20:10,753 Hey, Paris. Hey, Paris.
496 00:20:13,583 00:20:14,954 You! You!
497 00:20:14,984 00:20:16,884 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
498 00:20:16,924 00:20:20,494 I think vacation's coming at just the right time for her. I think vacation's coming at just the right time for her.
499 00:20:20,524 00:20:22,094 I'm ready. Let's go. I'm ready. Let's go.
500 00:20:22,124 00:20:23,595 You get robbed? You get robbed?
501 00:20:23,635 00:20:25,235 Uh... Uh...
502 00:20:28,565 00:20:29,835 Oh, come on! Oh, come on!
503 00:20:29,865 00:20:31,106 You should get a real cash register. You should get a real cash register.
504 00:20:31,136 00:20:32,936 It's called "character," Joe. It's called "character," Joe.
505 00:20:32,976 00:20:37,276 It's items like this that give a place... It's items like this that give a place...
506 00:20:37,306 00:20:38,176 Character. Character.
507 00:20:38,216 00:20:39,747 Kirk: Evening, Luke. Kirk: Evening, Luke.
508 00:20:39,777 00:20:41,647 Sit down, kirk. I'll be right with you. Sit down, kirk. I'll be right with you.
509 00:20:41,687 00:20:43,957 I'm not interested in food. I'm here on business. I'm not interested in food. I'm here on business.
510 00:20:43,987 00:20:45,787 I hear you might be in the market for a ring, I hear you might be in the market for a ring,
511 00:20:45,817 00:20:47,117 or should I be talking to Lorelai? or should I be talking to Lorelai?
512 00:20:47,157 00:20:48,558 Go away, kirk. Go away, kirk.
513 00:20:48,588 00:20:50,128 Well, then it's your lucky day, Well, then it's your lucky day,
514 00:20:50,158 00:20:52,298 because I happen to be in possession because I happen to be in possession
515 00:20:52,328 00:20:55,198 of the finest estate-ring collection in Connecticut. of the finest estate-ring collection in Connecticut.
516 00:20:55,228 00:20:56,799 And since you are a friend, And since you are a friend,
517 00:20:56,829 00:20:58,939 I'm prepared to make you a great deal. I'm prepared to make you a great deal.
518 00:20:58,969 00:21:01,139 Or will Lorelai be the one paying for it? Or will Lorelai be the one paying for it?
519 00:21:01,169 00:21:03,609 No, she will not be paying for it, kirk. No, she will not be paying for it, kirk.
520 00:21:03,639 00:21:06,540 Ah, east side tillie called it wrong this time. Ah, east side tillie called it wrong this time.
521 00:21:06,580 00:21:09,250 Look, I'll take care of finding the ring, okay? Look, I'll take care of finding the ring, okay?
522 00:21:09,280 00:21:11,950 You sure you don't want to look before you toss me out? You sure you don't want to look before you toss me out?
523 00:21:11,980 00:21:13,121 No, I don't. No, I don't.
524 00:21:13,151 00:21:14,651 Nice, huh? Nice, huh?
525 00:21:14,691 00:21:16,091 Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
526 00:21:16,121 00:21:19,091 They're... they are nice, really nice. They're... they are nice, really nice.
527 00:21:19,121 00:21:22,162 Wow, look at this one. Wow, look at this one.
528 00:21:22,192 00:21:24,162 This is perfect. This is perfect.
529 00:21:24,202 00:21:25,862 It looks like Lorelai. It looks like Lorelai.
530 00:21:25,902 00:21:27,002 It sure does. It sure does.
531 00:21:27,032 00:21:28,833 And these are real? And these are real?
532 00:21:28,873 00:21:30,103 Yes, they are. Yes, they are.
533 00:21:30,133 00:21:31,903 Real diamonds... Not "they exist" real. Real diamonds... Not "they exist" real.
534 00:21:31,943 00:21:33,103 Diamond and platinum. Diamond and platinum.
535 00:21:33,143 00:21:35,113 I have a certificate of authenticity I have a certificate of authenticity
536 00:21:35,143 00:21:36,643 for every one of these babies. for every one of these babies.
537 00:21:36,673 00:21:38,084 Where'd you get all these rings? Where'd you get all these rings?
538 00:21:38,114 00:21:40,214 I befriend really old women. I befriend really old women.
539 00:21:40,244 00:21:41,854 Excuse me? Excuse me?
540 00:21:41,884 00:21:43,984 Really old women need companionship, Luke. Really old women need companionship, Luke.
541 00:21:44,024 00:21:46,725 They are really old. Most people they know are dead. They are really old. Most people they know are dead.
542 00:21:46,755 00:21:49,225 So, when someone comes along and they're not dead So, when someone comes along and they're not dead
543 00:21:49,255 00:21:51,295 and they'll listen to their stories and they'll listen to their stories
544 00:21:51,325 00:21:53,636 and care about their dosage, they are grateful. and care about their dosage, they are grateful.
545 00:21:53,666 00:21:54,736 Are you serious? Are you serious?
546 00:21:54,766 00:21:56,296 Serious as a heart attack, Serious as a heart attack,
547 00:21:56,336 00:21:58,936 which is how I got that ring you're holding right now. which is how I got that ring you're holding right now.
548 00:21:58,966 00:22:00,136 So what do you think? So what do you think?
549 00:22:00,166 00:22:02,377 I think you got some great choices here. I think you got some great choices here.
550 00:22:02,407 00:22:05,307 Good. Actually, I have a lot of sympathy Good. Actually, I have a lot of sympathy
551 00:22:05,347 00:22:07,247 for what you're going through. for what you're going through.
552 00:22:07,277 00:22:08,817 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
553 00:22:08,847 00:22:10,818 Well, Lorelai proposing to you like that, Well, Lorelai proposing to you like that,
554 00:22:10,848 00:22:12,388 stealing your thunder... stealing your thunder...
555 00:22:12,418 00:22:15,258 It's got to be embarrassing and a little upsetting. It's got to be embarrassing and a little upsetting.
556 00:22:15,288 00:22:17,288 Now you'll never have that moment. Now you'll never have that moment.
557 00:22:17,318 00:22:19,289 You don't get to be the romantic one... You don't get to be the romantic one...
558 00:22:19,329 00:22:21,099 The one to sweep her off her feet. The one to sweep her off her feet.
559 00:22:21,129 00:22:21,959 That's got to hurt. That's got to hurt.
560 00:22:21,999 00:22:23,259 I'm fine, kirk. I'm fine, kirk.
561 00:22:23,299 00:22:25,369 Well, sure. What else are you gonna say? Well, sure. What else are you gonna say?
562 00:22:25,399 00:22:28,300 I've been getting pretty close to proposing to Lulu, myself, I've been getting pretty close to proposing to Lulu, myself,
563 00:22:28,340 00:22:30,140 and when I heard what happened to you, and when I heard what happened to you,
564 00:22:30,170 00:22:31,970 it really freaked me out. it really freaked me out.
565 00:22:32,010 00:22:34,410 I mean, if Lorelai can just spring it on you like that, I mean, if Lorelai can just spring it on you like that,
566 00:22:34,440 00:22:36,811 what's to stop Lulu from springing it on me? what's to stop Lulu from springing it on me?
567 00:22:36,841 00:22:38,111 Your creepy friendships Your creepy friendships
568 00:22:38,151 00:22:40,111 with really old women might do the trick. with really old women might do the trick.
569 00:22:40,151 00:22:42,221 Well, I've been avoiding her for two days... Well, I've been avoiding her for two days...
570 00:22:42,251 00:22:44,052 Hanging up on her really quickly when she calls. Hanging up on her really quickly when she calls.
571 00:22:44,092 00:22:45,992 She may be mad, She may be mad,
572 00:22:46,022 00:22:48,322 but there's no way she's going to Rob me of my moment. but there's no way she's going to Rob me of my moment.
573 00:22:48,362 00:22:50,692 Well, don't you feel sorry for me, kirk. Well, don't you feel sorry for me, kirk.
574 00:22:50,732 00:22:52,163 I'm going to have my moment. I'm going to have my moment.
575 00:22:52,193 00:22:53,433 But it's gone. But it's gone.
576 00:22:53,463 00:22:55,433 Trust me, I'll have it. Case closed. Trust me, I'll have it. Case closed.
577 00:22:55,463 00:22:57,233 Now, here. I'll take this one. Now, here. I'll take this one.
578 00:22:57,263 00:23:00,074 Ah, old widow Mason... Ah, old widow Mason...
579 00:23:00,104 00:23:02,204 Thought she was Frida kahlo toward the end. Thought she was Frida kahlo toward the end.
580 00:23:02,244 00:23:03,744 So, a drink, dinner, movie... So, a drink, dinner, movie...
581 00:23:03,774 00:23:05,444 That's really what we're doing tonight? That's really what we're doing tonight?
582 00:23:05,474 00:23:08,015 I don't understand why you won't just believe me. I don't understand why you won't just believe me.
583 00:23:08,045 00:23:10,715 I'm tired. I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend. I'm tired. I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend.
584 00:23:10,755 00:23:13,255 The last time you were mellow, you had a 104 fever, The last time you were mellow, you had a 104 fever,
585 00:23:13,285 00:23:15,185 and even then, we went barhopping for an hour and even then, we went barhopping for an hour
586 00:23:15,225 00:23:16,356 before you fainted. before you fainted.
587 00:23:16,386 00:23:18,126 Men don't faint. Men pass out. Men don't faint. Men pass out.
588 00:23:18,156 00:23:19,896 Drink, dinner, movie... That's it. Drink, dinner, movie... That's it.
589 00:23:19,926 00:23:21,096 Fine. Fine.
590 00:23:23,096 00:23:25,737 ♪ For she's a jolly good felon ♪ For she's a jolly good felon
591 00:23:25,767 00:23:28,067 ♪ for she's a jolly good felon ♪ for she's a jolly good felon
592 00:23:28,107 00:23:32,338 ♪ for she's a jolly good felon ♪ for she's a jolly good felon
593 00:23:32,378 00:23:36,208 ♪ which nobody can deny [ cheers ] ♪ which nobody can deny [ cheers ]
594 00:23:36,248 00:23:39,148 [ Laughs ] After the party, that is. [ Laughs ] After the party, that is.
595 00:23:41,219 00:23:43,119 How much longer? How much longer?
596 00:23:43,149 00:23:45,189 Lorelai: Oh, sorry. There's a purse/shoe incident Lorelai: Oh, sorry. There's a purse/shoe incident
597 00:23:45,219 00:23:47,729 that threatened the entire outcome of the ensemble. that threatened the entire outcome of the ensemble.
598 00:23:47,759 00:23:49,430 It's technical. You wouldn't understand. It's technical. You wouldn't understand.
599 00:23:49,460 00:23:52,130 I don't want to understand. I want to leave. I don't want to understand. I want to leave.
600 00:23:52,160 00:23:53,770 I'm starving. Watch TV. I'm starving. Watch TV.
601 00:23:53,800 00:23:55,970 How is that a response to "I'm starving"? How is that a response to "I'm starving"?
602 00:23:56,000 00:23:57,771 [ Knock on door ] [ Knock on door ]
603 00:23:57,801 00:23:59,941 Why don't you answer the door? That'll be fun for you. Why don't you answer the door? That'll be fun for you.
604 00:23:59,971 00:24:01,811 I'm not bored because I'm 6. I'm not bored because I'm 6.
605 00:24:01,841 00:24:04,841 I'm bored because you told me to pick you up at 7:00, I'm bored because you told me to pick you up at 7:00,
606 00:24:04,881 00:24:06,482 and it's 8:30. and it's 8:30.
607 00:24:06,512 00:24:09,012 [ Yawns ] [ Yawns ]
608 00:24:09,052 00:24:10,852 Who are you? Well, I... Who are you? Well, I...
609 00:24:10,882 00:24:13,222 I need to talk to Lorelai. Where is she? I need to talk to Lorelai. Where is she?
610 00:24:13,252 00:24:15,293 Lorelai, where are you?! Lorelai: Who's that? Lorelai, where are you?! Lorelai: Who's that?
611 00:24:15,323 00:24:17,893 It's Paris, and I need to talk to you right now. It's Paris, and I need to talk to you right now.
612 00:24:17,923 00:24:19,363 Who are you? I tried to tell you. Who are you? I tried to tell you.
613 00:24:19,393 00:24:21,534 Lorelai: Paris! Hey. What are you doing here? Lorelai: Paris! Hey. What are you doing here?
614 00:24:21,564 00:24:23,394 Are you busy? Is this a bad time? Are you busy? Is this a bad time?
615 00:24:23,434 00:24:25,264 No, we're just getting ready to go out. No, we're just getting ready to go out.
616 00:24:25,304 00:24:27,064 It's fine. Have you met Luke? No. It's fine. Have you met Luke? No.
617 00:24:27,104 00:24:28,304 I'm Luke. Paris. I'm Luke. Paris.
618 00:24:28,334 00:24:30,175 Rory's quitting Yale. Rory's quitting Yale.
619 00:24:30,205 00:24:32,145 I went to see her, and she told me she's quitting Yale. I went to see her, and she told me she's quitting Yale.
620 00:24:32,175 00:24:33,245 Did you know about this? Did you know about this?
621 00:24:33,275 00:24:34,075 Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
622 00:24:34,115 00:24:35,515 It's Logan. It's Logan.
623 00:24:35,545 00:24:37,045 That Christopher atkins wannabe is the reason That Christopher atkins wannabe is the reason
624 00:24:37,075 00:24:38,546 that she's blue-lagooning it out of school. that she's blue-lagooning it out of school.
625 00:24:38,586 00:24:39,916 I don't understand. I don't understand.
626 00:24:39,946 00:24:41,086 Why are you letting her do it? Why are you letting her do it?
627 00:24:41,116 00:24:42,886 I have no choice. Yes, you do. I have no choice. Yes, you do.
628 00:24:42,916 00:24:45,056 You can stop her. You can pull some of that supermom crap You can stop her. You can pull some of that supermom crap
629 00:24:45,086 00:24:47,027 that you always do and get her to change her mind. that you always do and get her to change her mind.
630 00:24:47,057 00:24:49,157 Rory can't quit Yale. We have to do something. Rory can't quit Yale. We have to do something.
631 00:24:49,197 00:24:50,397 I agree. I agree.
632 00:24:50,427 00:24:52,127 We should kidnap her, tie her up, We should kidnap her, tie her up,
633 00:24:52,167 00:24:54,438 and not let her loose until she listens to reason. and not let her loose until she listens to reason.
634 00:24:54,468 00:24:55,468 Yes. Luke. Yes. Luke.
635 00:24:55,498 00:24:57,068 Hey, my suggestion first. Hey, my suggestion first.
636 00:24:57,098 00:24:59,068 I need her to be at Yale. I need her to be at Yale.
637 00:24:59,108 00:25:02,138 Rory's been my only competition since she showed up at chilton. Rory's been my only competition since she showed up at chilton.
638 00:25:02,178 00:25:04,509 She's the only one who's ever challenged me. She's the only one who's ever challenged me.
639 00:25:04,549 00:25:06,479 She's my pace car. She's my bjorn borg. She's my pace car. She's my bjorn borg.
640 00:25:06,509 00:25:08,279 Without her, I'll get lazy. Without her, I'll get lazy.
641 00:25:08,319 00:25:10,519 I'll have frosted hair and dragon-lady nails. I'll have frosted hair and dragon-lady nails.
642 00:25:10,549 00:25:12,990 I'll achieve nothing. I'll become my mother. I'll achieve nothing. I'll become my mother.
643 00:25:13,020 00:25:14,260 Paris, listen to me. Paris, listen to me.
644 00:25:14,290 00:25:16,820 You are a very smart, driven young lady. You are a very smart, driven young lady.
645 00:25:16,860 00:25:19,291 You can be anything you want, except a diplomat. You can be anything you want, except a diplomat.
646 00:25:19,331 00:25:21,031 You don't need Rory to push you. You don't need Rory to push you.
647 00:25:21,061 00:25:22,901 Rory's my only friend. Rory's my only friend.
648 00:25:22,931 00:25:26,171 She stays in the room until I'm done saying something. She stays in the room until I'm done saying something.
649 00:25:26,201 00:25:28,042 Listen, I know I'm not Rory, Listen, I know I'm not Rory,
650 00:25:28,072 00:25:31,242 but if you need to talk to someone, you can always call me. but if you need to talk to someone, you can always call me.
651 00:25:31,272 00:25:32,512 Really? Really?
652 00:25:32,542 00:25:34,942 Yeah. I'll give you my cellphone number. Yeah. I'll give you my cellphone number.
653 00:25:34,982 00:25:37,953 It's basically my lifeline. You take it, and you use it. It's basically my lifeline. You take it, and you use it.
654 00:25:37,983 00:25:39,153 I can really call you? I can really call you?
655 00:25:39,183 00:25:41,123 Anytime, anywhere. Anytime, anywhere.
656 00:25:41,153 00:25:42,853 I'm gonna hold you to that. I'm gonna hold you to that.
657 00:25:42,883 00:25:45,454 It's not a threat if somebody makes the offer willingly. It's not a threat if somebody makes the offer willingly.
658 00:25:45,494 00:25:47,124 Okay. Thanks. Okay. Thanks.
659 00:25:47,154 00:25:49,964 Sorry to bother you. Bye, Luke. Sorry to bother you. Bye, Luke.
660 00:25:49,994 00:25:52,295 Nice to m... Nice to m...
661 00:25:52,335 00:25:55,005 That concludes the floor-show portion of the evening. That concludes the floor-show portion of the evening.
662 00:25:55,035 00:25:56,565 I'll get my purse, and we'll go. I'll get my purse, and we'll go.
663 00:25:56,605 00:25:59,635 [ Sighs deeply ] [ Sighs deeply ]
664 00:25:59,675 00:26:00,976 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
665 00:26:01,006 00:26:02,546 About what? You know about what. About what? You know about what.
666 00:26:02,576 00:26:03,976 Nothing. Let's just go. Nothing. Let's just go.
667 00:26:04,016 00:26:05,876 No. We haven't talked about this. No. We haven't talked about this.
668 00:26:05,916 00:26:08,016 There's nothing to talk about. Yes, there is. There's nothing to talk about. Yes, there is.
669 00:26:08,046 00:26:09,647 Luke, this is Rory's decision, okay? Luke, this is Rory's decision, okay?
670 00:26:09,687 00:26:11,887 She knew exactly how I felt about the situation, She knew exactly how I felt about the situation,
671 00:26:11,917 00:26:13,117 and she chose to ignore me. and she chose to ignore me.
672 00:26:13,157 00:26:14,657 She chose to move in with my parents. She chose to move in with my parents.
673 00:26:14,687 00:26:16,187 She chose not to tell me about it. She chose not to tell me about it.
674 00:26:16,227 00:26:17,898 She's a kid. She's not a kid. She's a kid. She's not a kid.
675 00:26:17,928 00:26:20,028 She's 20. She's gonna be 21 in October. She's 20. She's gonna be 21 in October.
676 00:26:20,058 00:26:22,298 She's been living on her own for two years. She's been living on her own for two years.
677 00:26:22,328 00:26:24,068 Okay, fine, but she's young. Okay, fine, but she's young.
678 00:26:24,098 00:26:26,639 And young people have to be allowed to make mistakes. And young people have to be allowed to make mistakes.
679 00:26:26,669 00:26:29,009 I made a much bigger mistake than this I made a much bigger mistake than this
680 00:26:29,039 00:26:30,509 when I was much younger. when I was much younger.
681 00:26:30,539 00:26:33,109 Oh, so what? Because you made it on your own, Rory has to? Oh, so what? Because you made it on your own, Rory has to?
682 00:26:33,139 00:26:35,150 That's not my point. What is your point? That's not my point. What is your point?
683 00:26:35,180 00:26:37,650 My point is that I wouldn't have listened to anyone My point is that I wouldn't have listened to anyone
684 00:26:37,680 00:26:40,550 in that situation, even if there was someone to listen to. in that situation, even if there was someone to listen to.
685 00:26:40,580 00:26:43,451 I had to go through that, and Rory has to go through this. I had to go through that, and Rory has to go through this.
686 00:26:43,491 00:26:44,991 She's smart, and she's strong, She's smart, and she's strong,
687 00:26:45,021 00:26:46,961 and hopefully she'll figure it out. and hopefully she'll figure it out.
688 00:26:46,991 00:26:48,491 But I am not gonna force my way in. But I am not gonna force my way in.
689 00:26:48,531 00:26:50,292 If she wants to be on her own, fine. If she wants to be on her own, fine.
690 00:26:50,332 00:26:52,002 Really? Tough love, baby. Really? Tough love, baby.
691 00:26:52,032 00:26:53,662 So, that's it? That's it. So, that's it? That's it.
692 00:26:53,702 00:26:55,472 And you're okay with this? And you're okay with this?
693 00:26:55,502 00:26:58,143 I'm totally okay with this. I'm totally okay with this.
694 00:26:58,173 00:27:00,343 Come on, let's go. I thought you were starving. Come on, let's go. I thought you were starving.
695 00:27:02,673 00:27:05,213 Did you give Paris your real cell number? Did you give Paris your real cell number?
696 00:27:05,243 00:27:08,484 My best sloth year, I believe, was sophomore year. My best sloth year, I believe, was sophomore year.
697 00:27:08,514 00:27:12,184 I went to Spain for a week to immerse myself in cervantes. I went to Spain for a week to immerse myself in cervantes.
698 00:27:12,224 00:27:13,584 Wound up staying for two months Wound up staying for two months
699 00:27:13,624 00:27:15,225 and almost joined the French foreign legion. and almost joined the French foreign legion.
700 00:27:15,255 00:27:17,125 But you were in Spain. But you were in Spain.
701 00:27:17,155 00:27:19,965 But Sinatra didn't sing about the Spanish foreign legion. But Sinatra didn't sing about the Spanish foreign legion.
702 00:27:19,995 00:27:21,695 Could you pass me three peanuts? Could you pass me three peanuts?
703 00:27:21,735 00:27:23,096 Two months is nothing. Two months is nothing.
704 00:27:23,136 00:27:25,036 Oh, so you think you can outdo me? Oh, so you think you can outdo me?
705 00:27:25,066 00:27:27,566 Freshman year... 4 1/2-month cross-country road trip. Freshman year... 4 1/2-month cross-country road trip.
706 00:27:27,606 00:27:29,736 This was "pre" navigational assistance. This was "pre" navigational assistance.
707 00:27:29,776 00:27:32,077 Junior year, I dropped my things off at my dorm room, Junior year, I dropped my things off at my dorm room,
708 00:27:32,107 00:27:34,447 jumped on a plane to Australia, and surfed until Christmas. jumped on a plane to Australia, and surfed until Christmas.
709 00:27:34,477 00:27:36,077 You did not. I did. You did not. I did.
710 00:27:36,117 00:27:37,647 Where was I? In class, like a good little boy. Where was I? In class, like a good little boy.
711 00:27:37,677 00:27:40,018 Amazing. They're actually having a loser-off. Amazing. They're actually having a loser-off.
712 00:27:40,048 00:27:42,488 Oh, look how she mocks... the girl who stayed home for a month Oh, look how she mocks... the girl who stayed home for a month
713 00:27:42,518 00:27:44,358 after she had a tragic haircut. after she had a tragic haircut.
714 00:27:44,388 00:27:46,758 It wasn't a tragic haircut. It was apocalyptic highlights. It wasn't a tragic haircut. It was apocalyptic highlights.
715 00:27:46,788 00:27:48,499 I looked like a Tim Burton character. I looked like a Tim Burton character.
716 00:27:48,529 00:27:50,159 Two more peanuts... little ones. Two more peanuts... little ones.
717 00:27:50,199 00:27:52,199 Logan, do you remember that time you left the classroom Logan, do you remember that time you left the classroom
718 00:27:52,229 00:27:54,099 to make an entrance for that mock debate, to make an entrance for that mock debate,
719 00:27:54,139 00:27:55,399 and you ended up in Atlantic city? and you ended up in Atlantic city?
720 00:27:55,439 00:27:57,200 Vaguely. Vaguely.
721 00:27:57,240 00:27:58,440 This man here, my darling, This man here, my darling,
722 00:27:58,470 00:28:00,310 is long-reigning king of the sloths. is long-reigning king of the sloths.
723 00:28:00,340 00:28:02,380 That's right. No one can waste time like this man. That's right. No one can waste time like this man.
724 00:28:02,410 00:28:03,510 Really? Really?
725 00:28:03,540 00:28:05,211 No. Now, who wants a drink? No. Now, who wants a drink?
726 00:28:05,251 00:28:07,111 Oh, he's just being modest. Oh, he's just being modest.
727 00:28:07,151 00:28:08,781 Logan has the talent for doing nothing Logan has the talent for doing nothing
728 00:28:08,821 00:28:11,191 that's yet to be matched by man or actual sloth. that's yet to be matched by man or actual sloth.
729 00:28:11,221 00:28:13,692 I feel a lipstick crisis coming on. I'll be right back. I feel a lipstick crisis coming on. I'll be right back.
730 00:28:13,722 00:28:15,222 I'll go with you. I'll go with you.
731 00:28:15,262 00:28:17,192 King of the sloths, huh? King of the sloths, huh?
732 00:28:17,222 00:28:20,062 I don't know. This year I might give you a run for your money. I don't know. This year I might give you a run for your money.
733 00:28:20,092 00:28:21,403 Oh, really? Oh, really?
734 00:28:21,433 00:28:24,203 Yes. All kings must be dethroned eventually, Yes. All kings must be dethroned eventually,
735 00:28:24,233 00:28:26,703 and this year that crown will be mine. and this year that crown will be mine.
736 00:28:26,733 00:28:30,244 All hail Rory Gilmore, future queen of the sloths. All hail Rory Gilmore, future queen of the sloths.
737 00:28:30,274 00:28:31,574 All hail. All hail.
738 00:28:31,614 00:28:33,344 All right, time to make the rounds All right, time to make the rounds
739 00:28:33,374 00:28:35,384 to see which one of these lovely females to see which one of these lovely females
740 00:28:35,414 00:28:37,615 is soused enough to find my arrogance charming. is soused enough to find my arrogance charming.
741 00:28:37,645 00:28:40,315 Finn, have you ever thought about just wooing a woman... Finn, have you ever thought about just wooing a woman...
742 00:28:40,355 00:28:43,225 Flowers, chocolates, a little slow jam in the background? Flowers, chocolates, a little slow jam in the background?
743 00:28:43,255 00:28:45,226 Slow jams are for the subtle, Rory. Slow jams are for the subtle, Rory.
744 00:28:45,256 00:28:47,696 One too many has a delightful immediacy. One too many has a delightful immediacy.
745 00:28:47,726 00:28:49,126 You coming, Colin? You coming, Colin?
746 00:28:49,166 00:28:50,266 Absolutely. Absolutely.
747 00:28:53,136 00:28:55,667 I wonder how beer tastes with ice cream in it. I wonder how beer tastes with ice cream in it.
748 00:28:55,707 00:28:56,837 I give you one month. I give you one month.
749 00:28:56,867 00:28:58,407 To do what? To do what?
750 00:28:58,437 00:29:01,407 Before you're back in school... One month. Before you're back in school... One month.
751 00:29:01,448 00:29:03,108 You are wrong. You are wrong.
752 00:29:03,148 00:29:04,118 Nope. Nope.
753 00:29:04,148 00:29:06,118 Oh, I cannot believe Oh, I cannot believe
754 00:29:06,148 00:29:08,288 how little faith you have in me. how little faith you have in me.
755 00:29:08,318 00:29:10,619 I mean, what kind of match would I be for you I mean, what kind of match would I be for you
756 00:29:10,649 00:29:14,159 if I just went running right back to a life of respectability if I just went running right back to a life of respectability
757 00:29:14,189 00:29:17,329 without even attempting to join the French foreign legion? without even attempting to join the French foreign legion?
758 00:29:17,359 00:29:18,700 You love school. You love school.
759 00:29:18,730 00:29:20,160 Not anymore. Not anymore.
760 00:29:20,200 00:29:21,470 No! You love school. No! You love school.
761 00:29:21,500 00:29:23,800 I saw it. That doesn't just go away. I saw it. That doesn't just go away.
762 00:29:23,830 00:29:26,241 Well, I have reformed, all right? Well, I have reformed, all right?
763 00:29:26,271 00:29:29,341 From now on, no more scheduling, no more planning. From now on, no more scheduling, no more planning.
764 00:29:29,371 00:29:32,441 I am just going to spend my days making ice-cream beer floats, I am just going to spend my days making ice-cream beer floats,
765 00:29:32,481 00:29:34,412 and just taking life as it comes. and just taking life as it comes.
766 00:29:34,452 00:29:35,752 You'll see... new me. You'll see... new me.
767 00:29:35,782 00:29:37,382 If you say so. I do say so. If you say so. I do say so.
768 00:29:37,412 00:29:39,352 Come on, come on. I love this song. Come on, come on. I love this song.
769 00:29:39,382 00:29:41,752 We need to dance the booze off and sober up. We need to dance the booze off and sober up.
770 00:29:41,792 00:29:44,393 Otherwise, one of us is going home with Finn. Otherwise, one of us is going home with Finn.
771 00:29:44,423 00:29:45,723 Oh, this is for a good cause. Oh, this is for a good cause.
772 00:29:45,763 00:29:47,363 Take her. Take her.
773 00:29:47,393 00:29:50,293 Okay, save my seat and order me a scoop of vanilla. Okay, save my seat and order me a scoop of vanilla.
774 00:29:50,333 00:29:52,634 [ Dance music playing ] [ Dance music playing ]
775 00:29:56,804 00:29:58,704 You have a really nice place here. You have a really nice place here.
776 00:29:58,744 00:30:01,275 I slept incredible last night. I woke up to birds singing. I slept incredible last night. I woke up to birds singing.
777 00:30:01,315 00:30:02,845 This town is so great. This town is so great.
778 00:30:02,875 00:30:04,815 I had to take one last early-morning ride around town I had to take one last early-morning ride around town
779 00:30:04,845 00:30:06,545 before I checked out. before I checked out.
780 00:30:06,585 00:30:08,686 I can't wait to tell people about this place. I can't wait to tell people about this place.
781 00:30:08,716 00:30:11,226 Could you move your arm, please? Could you move your arm, please?
782 00:30:11,256 00:30:13,226 Huh? Your arm... that one. Huh? Your arm... that one.
783 00:30:13,256 00:30:14,826 Okay. Okay.
784 00:30:14,856 00:30:16,557 Uh, hi. Uh, hi.
785 00:30:16,597 00:30:19,327 So how's your bill looking? Everything okay? So how's your bill looking? Everything okay?
786 00:30:19,367 00:30:20,797 Yeah, my bill's fine. Yeah, my bill's fine.
787 00:30:20,827 00:30:22,497 Okay, I'll put this in an envelope for you, Okay, I'll put this in an envelope for you,
788 00:30:22,537 00:30:23,938 and I'll be right back. and I'll be right back.
789 00:30:23,968 00:30:25,808 It's been a pleasure having you stay with us. It's been a pleasure having you stay with us.
790 00:30:25,838 00:30:27,508 Hand me an envelope, and don't ever do that again. Hand me an envelope, and don't ever do that again.
791 00:30:27,538 00:30:29,438 He was sweating all over the desk. He was sweating all over the desk.
792 00:30:29,478 00:30:31,208 He's also paying a $600 hotel bill. He's also paying a $600 hotel bill.
793 00:30:31,248 00:30:33,749 I don't care. Smells... they all smell. I don't care. Smells... they all smell.
794 00:30:33,779 00:30:36,719 The whole inn smells like sweat socks. The whole inn smells like sweat socks.
795 00:30:36,749 00:30:38,489 It's making me sick. It's making me sick.
796 00:30:38,519 00:30:41,490 I have to work at that desk, and I have no intention I have to work at that desk, and I have no intention
797 00:30:41,520 00:30:43,420 of catching jock itch on my forearm of catching jock itch on my forearm
798 00:30:43,460 00:30:45,730 because Mr. "breaking away" over there because Mr. "breaking away" over there
799 00:30:45,760 00:30:48,330 can't shower before he invades my space. can't shower before he invades my space.
800 00:30:48,360 00:30:49,801 Just chill out with the spray, okay? Just chill out with the spray, okay?
801 00:30:49,831 00:30:52,331 Fine. By the way, your mother called a few minutes ago. Fine. By the way, your mother called a few minutes ago.
802 00:30:52,371 00:30:54,541 She says she wants to pick up the rest of Rory's things, She says she wants to pick up the rest of Rory's things,
803 00:30:54,571 00:30:56,241 and she will be at your house at 11:00. and she will be at your house at 11:00.
804 00:30:56,271 00:30:57,502 Fine. Fine.
805 00:30:57,542 00:31:00,512 Hey! Oh! Oh, there's your bill there. Hey! Oh! Oh, there's your bill there.
806 00:31:00,542 00:31:02,782 So is everything all set with your bags? So is everything all set with your bags?
807 00:31:02,812 00:31:04,512 Yeah. Yeah.
808 00:31:04,552 00:31:07,483 Good. Well, thank you for staying at the dragonfly. Good. Well, thank you for staying at the dragonfly.
809 00:31:07,513 00:31:09,683 The cart's outside to take you to your car. The cart's outside to take you to your car.
810 00:31:09,723 00:31:10,683 Thanks. Thanks.
811 00:31:10,723 00:31:11,893 Thank you. Thank you.
812 00:31:16,424 00:31:17,564 Michel. Michel.
813 00:31:17,594 00:31:19,964 Michel: I'm all over it. Michel: I'm all over it.
814 00:31:30,646 00:31:33,276 Hello. Won't you come in? Hello. Won't you come in?
815 00:31:33,316 00:31:35,516 All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you.
816 00:31:38,987 00:31:40,587 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
817 00:31:40,617 00:31:43,357 I was sent to open the door like a servant. I was sent to open the door like a servant.
818 00:31:43,387 00:31:45,027 What? Where's Lorelai? What? Where's Lorelai?
819 00:31:45,057 00:31:48,498 I don't know. She doesn't keep the help informed. I don't know. She doesn't keep the help informed.
820 00:31:48,528 00:31:49,268 She's not here? She's not here?
821 00:31:49,298 00:31:50,628 No. I am here. No. I am here.
822 00:31:50,668 00:31:53,598 I am here and not at the dragonfly inn, I am here and not at the dragonfly inn,
823 00:31:53,638 00:31:55,339 which I theoretically run which I theoretically run
824 00:31:55,369 00:31:57,709 when I'm not busy answering doors like Benson. when I'm not busy answering doors like Benson.
825 00:31:57,739 00:31:59,709 I don't understand. You gave her my message? I don't understand. You gave her my message?
826 00:31:59,739 00:32:01,379 I gave her your message, I gave her your message,
827 00:32:01,409 00:32:03,950 and she told me to come over here and let you in, and she told me to come over here and let you in,
828 00:32:03,980 00:32:06,850 like I'm a puppy fetching slippers for a liver treat. like I'm a puppy fetching slippers for a liver treat.
829 00:32:06,880 00:32:09,850 But I don't... did she leave anything for me? But I don't... did she leave anything for me?
830 00:32:09,890 00:32:11,561 She left me. She left me.
831 00:32:11,591 00:32:14,391 But I just... I can't... But I just... I can't...
832 00:32:14,431 00:32:16,431 Well, this is absolutely incredible. Well, this is absolutely incredible.
833 00:32:16,461 00:32:18,801 Does she think this is a funny thing to do? Does she think this is a funny thing to do?
834 00:32:18,831 00:32:20,802 I drive all the way from Hartford. I drive all the way from Hartford.
835 00:32:20,832 00:32:23,472 She did nothing. She did nothing.
836 00:32:23,502 00:32:25,842 Nothing's packed. Nothing's ready to go. Nothing's packed. Nothing's ready to go.
837 00:32:25,872 00:32:27,603 Where are Rory's good clothes? Where are Rory's good clothes?
838 00:32:27,643 00:32:30,913 I don't know, but I will continue to search for them. I don't know, but I will continue to search for them.
839 00:32:30,943 00:32:32,843 Are you just going to sit there? Are you just going to sit there?
840 00:32:32,883 00:32:35,383 I was instructed to stay until you leave. I was instructed to stay until you leave.
841 00:32:35,413 00:32:37,814 Like I need to be watched, like I'm a meth head Like I need to be watched, like I'm a meth head
842 00:32:37,854 00:32:40,624 stealing a television set to support my habit. stealing a television set to support my habit.
843 00:32:40,654 00:32:42,754 Well, this is completely unacceptable! Well, this is completely unacceptable!
844 00:32:42,794 00:32:45,095 Rory needs something to wear to court! Rory needs something to wear to court!
845 00:32:45,125 00:32:48,495 If you're talking to me, you'll have to do it in woofs. If you're talking to me, you'll have to do it in woofs.
846 00:32:48,535 00:32:50,835 You've been working with my daughter way too long. You've been working with my daughter way too long.
847 00:32:50,865 00:32:53,866 Don't I know it? Don't I know it?
848 00:32:53,906 00:32:57,476 Well, I have to say this is a charming little courtroom. Well, I have to say this is a charming little courtroom.
849 00:32:57,506 00:33:00,347 It reminds me of my early days practicing law. It reminds me of my early days practicing law.
850 00:33:00,377 00:33:01,617 It is quaint. It is quaint.
851 00:33:01,647 00:33:03,517 I hope we picked out the right outfit. I hope we picked out the right outfit.
852 00:33:03,547 00:33:05,917 It's coming off a little more mennonite that I had hoped. It's coming off a little more mennonite that I had hoped.
853 00:33:05,947 00:33:07,647 The girl looks fine, Emily. Leave her alone. The girl looks fine, Emily. Leave her alone.
854 00:33:07,687 00:33:09,388 Are you nervous? No. Are you nervous? No.
855 00:33:09,418 00:33:10,818 And you shouldn't be. Everything will be fine. And you shouldn't be. Everything will be fine.
856 00:33:10,858 00:33:12,458 It'll be over before you know it. It'll be over before you know it.
857 00:33:12,488 00:33:14,898 The court calls the state versus Lorelai Gilmore. The court calls the state versus Lorelai Gilmore.
858 00:33:14,928 00:33:16,558 Who is Lorelai Gilmore? Who is Lorelai Gilmore?
859 00:33:16,598 00:33:18,399 I am. That's my real name. I am. That's my real name.
860 00:33:18,429 00:33:20,799 [ Chuckles ] Good thing I found out about it now. [ Chuckles ] Good thing I found out about it now.
861 00:33:20,829 00:33:23,469 It could have been a little embarrassing later. It could have been a little embarrassing later.
862 00:33:23,499 00:33:25,940 Rory, Rory. Unbutton the sweater a little. Rory, Rory. Unbutton the sweater a little.
863 00:33:25,970 00:33:27,670 Emily, stop it. Emily, stop it.
864 00:33:27,710 00:33:29,680 I don't want her to look like she's trying too hard. I don't want her to look like she's trying too hard.
865 00:33:29,710 00:33:32,010 I understand that a plea agreement has been reached. I understand that a plea agreement has been reached.
866 00:33:32,050 00:33:33,651 That's correct, your honor. That's correct, your honor.
867 00:33:33,681 00:33:35,081 Miss Gilmore, please stand. Miss Gilmore, please stand.
868 00:33:36,821 00:33:38,421 Do you understand that you're pleading guilty Do you understand that you're pleading guilty
869 00:33:38,451 00:33:40,091 to criminal mischief in the third degree to criminal mischief in the third degree
870 00:33:40,121 00:33:42,492 in violation of section 117a of the penal code? in violation of section 117a of the penal code?
871 00:33:42,522 00:33:43,792 Charlie: Yes, your honor. Charlie: Yes, your honor.
872 00:33:43,822 00:33:45,692 You further understand that by so doing, You further understand that by so doing,
873 00:33:45,732 00:33:47,462 you waive your right to a trial by a jury of your peers? you waive your right to a trial by a jury of your peers?
874 00:33:47,492 00:33:48,862 I do. I do.
875 00:33:48,902 00:33:51,473 I see that community service is recommended. I see that community service is recommended.
876 00:33:51,503 00:33:53,503 Miss Gilmore has no prior record, your honor... Miss Gilmore has no prior record, your honor...
877 00:33:53,533 00:33:54,903 No history of getting into trouble. No history of getting into trouble.
878 00:33:54,943 00:33:56,703 20 hours of community service? 20 hours of community service?
879 00:33:56,743 00:33:59,444 This was a youthful indiscretion, your honor... This was a youthful indiscretion, your honor...
880 00:33:59,474 00:34:01,074 A one-time childish lark. A one-time childish lark.
881 00:34:01,114 00:34:03,444 My client is duly remorseful, My client is duly remorseful,
882 00:34:03,484 00:34:07,855 and I can assure you it will never happen again. and I can assure you it will never happen again.
883 00:34:09,085 00:34:10,085 I see you're a student at Yale. I see you're a student at Yale.
884 00:34:10,125 00:34:11,725 Yes, your honor. Yes, your honor.
885 00:34:11,755 00:34:13,725 That's a very nice school... Prestigious. That's a very nice school... Prestigious.
886 00:34:13,755 00:34:15,166 Yes, your honor. Yes, your honor.
887 00:34:15,196 00:34:16,796 I understand that the defense is portraying this I understand that the defense is portraying this
888 00:34:16,826 00:34:20,566 as a childish lark... A youthful indiscretion. as a childish lark... A youthful indiscretion.
889 00:34:20,596 00:34:22,637 Well, I take the law very seriously, Well, I take the law very seriously,
890 00:34:22,667 00:34:25,737 and if there's one thing I have very little tolerance for, and if there's one thing I have very little tolerance for,
891 00:34:25,777 00:34:28,137 it's rich, privileged children viewing the world it's rich, privileged children viewing the world
892 00:34:28,177 00:34:30,047 as their private playground. as their private playground.
893 00:34:30,077 00:34:33,678 I don't care who you are. I don't care who your family is. I don't care who you are. I don't care who your family is.
894 00:34:33,718 00:34:35,818 When you commit a crime, miss Gilmore, When you commit a crime, miss Gilmore,
895 00:34:35,848 00:34:38,048 there must be consequences... period. there must be consequences... period.
896 00:34:38,088 00:34:41,559 20 hours of community service won't do it. 20 hours of community service won't do it.
897 00:34:41,589 00:34:43,929 I'm ordering 300 hours of community service I'm ordering 300 hours of community service
898 00:34:43,959 00:34:46,659 to be completed in no more than six months to be completed in no more than six months
899 00:34:46,699 00:34:48,230 and one year's probation. and one year's probation.
900 00:34:48,260 00:34:51,570 But I can't do 300 hours. But I can't do 300 hours.
901 00:34:51,600 00:34:53,200 I-I have to get a job. I-I have to get a job.
902 00:34:53,240 00:34:55,210 Well, add that to your list of things Well, add that to your list of things
903 00:34:55,240 00:34:58,011 you should have thought about before you decided to joyride you should have thought about before you decided to joyride
904 00:34:58,041 00:34:59,611 on someone else's boat. on someone else's boat.
905 00:34:59,641 00:35:01,911 300 hours... this is outrageous. Charlie? 300 hours... this is outrageous. Charlie?
906 00:35:01,951 00:35:05,852 Now, assuming this is indeed a one-time occurrence, Now, assuming this is indeed a one-time occurrence,
907 00:35:05,882 00:35:07,822 at the end of five years' time, miss Gilmore at the end of five years' time, miss Gilmore
908 00:35:07,852 00:35:10,052 can petition the court to have this expunged from her record. can petition the court to have this expunged from her record.
909 00:35:10,092 00:35:11,592 Record?! Record?!
910 00:35:11,622 00:35:12,993 You never said anything about a record. You never said anything about a record.
911 00:35:13,023 00:35:14,763 Richard, please. Richard, please.
912 00:35:14,793 00:35:17,263 Don't "Richard, please," me, you two-bit double-talker. Don't "Richard, please," me, you two-bit double-talker.
913 00:35:17,293 00:35:18,933 Who are you? Sit down. Who are you? Sit down.
914 00:35:18,963 00:35:21,234 I am her grandfather, and this is outrageous! I am her grandfather, and this is outrageous!
915 00:35:21,264 00:35:23,934 I never should have let her go with a ponytail. I never should have let her go with a ponytail.
916 00:35:23,974 00:35:26,144 You are going to have to restrain yourself, sir. You are going to have to restrain yourself, sir.
917 00:35:26,174 00:35:27,844 I will not restrain myself. I will not restrain myself.
918 00:35:27,874 00:35:30,075 I will not stand by and let this girl walk around I will not stand by and let this girl walk around
919 00:35:30,115 00:35:31,845 with a record for five years. with a record for five years.
920 00:35:31,885 00:35:33,145 You're standing on my foot! You're standing on my foot!
921 00:35:33,185 00:35:34,955 I should never have listened to you... I should never have listened to you...
922 00:35:34,985 00:35:36,786 Making deals with a 20-year-old child in a cheap suit. Making deals with a 20-year-old child in a cheap suit.
923 00:35:36,816 00:35:38,786 Hey! Hey!
924 00:35:38,826 00:35:41,086 I'm not duty-bound to do so, but I'm happy to give miss Gilmore I'm not duty-bound to do so, but I'm happy to give miss Gilmore
925 00:35:41,126 00:35:44,196 the opportunity to withdraw her plea and go to trial. the opportunity to withdraw her plea and go to trial.
926 00:35:44,226 00:35:47,597 If she does so, she'll face additional felony charges. If she does so, she'll face additional felony charges.
927 00:35:47,627 00:35:49,137 Given the undisputed facts, Given the undisputed facts,
928 00:35:49,167 00:35:52,007 I'd think very hard about that course of action. I'd think very hard about that course of action.
929 00:35:52,037 00:35:53,708 Well, I think it's something to consider. Well, I think it's something to consider.
930 00:35:53,738 00:35:55,238 Grandpa, no. I don't want to go to trial. Grandpa, no. I don't want to go to trial.
931 00:35:55,278 00:35:57,608 I'll do the community service. Please, just sit down. I'll do the community service. Please, just sit down.
932 00:35:57,638 00:35:58,978 Richard, sit down! Richard, sit down!
933 00:35:59,008 00:36:00,978 I do not want to withdraw my plea, your honor. I do not want to withdraw my plea, your honor.
934 00:36:01,008 00:36:03,879 All right. I will consider this matter settled. All right. I will consider this matter settled.
935 00:36:05,119 00:36:07,789 Court will recess for 20 minutes. Court will recess for 20 minutes.
936 00:36:07,819 00:36:08,959 Bailiff: All rise. Bailiff: All rise.
937 00:36:08,989 00:36:10,790 This is not that big a deal. This is not that big a deal.
938 00:36:10,820 00:36:13,630 We got a little more community service than we wanted. We got a little more community service than we wanted.
939 00:36:13,660 00:36:15,260 You're a lousy duck hunter, Charlie. You're a lousy duck hunter, Charlie.
940 00:36:15,300 00:36:17,730 It wasn't the weather, and it wasn't the duck call. It wasn't the weather, and it wasn't the duck call.
941 00:36:17,760 00:36:18,971 It was you. It was you.
942 00:36:19,001 00:36:20,971 I was doing you a favor, Richard. I was doing you a favor, Richard.
943 00:36:21,001 00:36:23,201 Well, do me some more favors, Charlie. Well, do me some more favors, Charlie.
944 00:36:23,241 00:36:25,811 Let's see if we can get the girl 20-to-life at sing sing. Let's see if we can get the girl 20-to-life at sing sing.
945 00:36:25,841 00:36:27,142 That is it! That is it!
946 00:36:27,172 00:36:29,142 I'm hiring a lawyer to sue that man. I'm hiring a lawyer to sue that man.
947 00:36:29,182 00:36:31,582 Grandpa, did you tell mom about the court date? Grandpa, did you tell mom about the court date?
948 00:36:31,612 00:36:33,052 Of course I did. Of course I did.
949 00:36:33,082 00:36:35,183 You told her the time and where it was and everything? You told her the time and where it was and everything?
950 00:36:35,223 00:36:36,783 She knew all about it, Rory. She knew all about it, Rory.
951 00:36:36,823 00:36:38,753 She simply showed no interest in the matter. She simply showed no interest in the matter.
952 00:36:38,793 00:36:40,693 Abe Rosenstein! Who? Abe Rosenstein! Who?
953 00:36:40,723 00:36:42,764 That's who I'm gonna get to sue Charlie. That's who I'm gonna get to sue Charlie.
954 00:36:42,794 00:36:44,734 Goodbye, Emily. Goodbye, Emily.
955 00:36:44,764 00:36:46,894 Go to hell, Richard. Go to hell, Richard.
956 00:36:46,934 00:36:48,364 I'm not through with you yet. I'm not through with you yet.
957 00:36:48,394 00:36:50,304 Richard, you can't kill him here. Richard, you can't kill him here.
958 00:36:50,334 00:36:52,205 We're in a courthouse. We're in a courthouse.
959 00:37:07,887 00:37:09,587 [ Sighs ] [ Sighs ]
960 00:37:10,957 00:37:12,757 [ Beep ] [ Beep ]
961 00:37:12,797 00:37:14,627 Lorelai, it's your mother. I want to thank you Lorelai, it's your mother. I want to thank you
962 00:37:14,667 00:37:16,928 for the surprise you gave me this morning. for the surprise you gave me this morning.
963 00:37:16,968 00:37:19,298 I can't wait to tell the girls at the club all about it. I can't wait to tell the girls at the club all about it.
964 00:37:19,338 00:37:21,198 They're always bragging about, They're always bragging about,
965 00:37:21,238 00:37:23,739 their daughters did this and their daughters did that. their daughters did this and their daughters did that.
966 00:37:23,769 00:37:26,709 Well, finally I get to go in there and say, "oh, really?" Well, finally I get to go in there and say, "oh, really?"
967 00:37:26,739 00:37:29,679 "Today my daughter invited me over and then didn't show up. "Today my daughter invited me over and then didn't show up.
968 00:37:29,709 00:37:32,380 "And then she had me watched by a surly, barking frenchman "And then she had me watched by a surly, barking frenchman
969 00:37:32,420 00:37:34,320 so that I didn't steal anything." so that I didn't steal anything."
970 00:37:34,350 00:37:35,390 I didn't invite you over. I didn't invite you over.
971 00:37:35,420 00:37:36,920 "Top that, ladies." "Top that, ladies."
972 00:37:36,950 00:37:38,990 This was unforgivable, Lorelai... This was unforgivable, Lorelai...
973 00:37:39,020 00:37:41,391 Disgraceful behavior, even by your standards. Disgraceful behavior, even by your standards.
974 00:37:41,421 00:37:44,261 And since I assume you've torn up all of my notes, And since I assume you've torn up all of my notes,
975 00:37:44,291 00:37:45,401 I will read them to you. I will read them to you.
976 00:37:45,431 00:37:47,661 I made copies. I made copies.
977 00:37:47,701 00:37:50,872 "Dear Lorelai, I was shocked and saddened by your decision "Dear Lorelai, I was shocked and saddened by your decision
978 00:37:50,902 00:37:54,042 not to be at home when I came by for Rory's things." not to be at home when I came by for Rory's things."
979 00:37:57,013 00:37:58,443 My god! My god!
980 00:37:58,473 00:38:01,683 There. That's all of her stuff. You happy? There. That's all of her stuff. You happy?
981 00:38:01,713 00:38:03,683 Lorelai, you scared me half to death. Lorelai, you scared me half to death.
982 00:38:03,713 00:38:06,854 Yeah, well, follow-through... It's always been my problem. Yeah, well, follow-through... It's always been my problem.
983 00:38:06,884 00:38:10,454 Um, so we've got clothes, books, stuffed animals. Um, so we've got clothes, books, stuffed animals.
984 00:38:10,494 00:38:11,964 I even checked the laundry I even checked the laundry
985 00:38:11,994 00:38:14,295 to make sure nothing was waiting to be washed. to make sure nothing was waiting to be washed.
986 00:38:14,325 00:38:17,235 What do you mean barging in here in the middle of the night? What do you mean barging in here in the middle of the night?
987 00:38:17,265 00:38:19,735 Mom seemed extremely concerned about getting Rory's things. Mom seemed extremely concerned about getting Rory's things.
988 00:38:19,765 00:38:21,466 She needed something to wear to court. She needed something to wear to court.
989 00:38:21,506 00:38:24,806 Yeah, so I figured I'd better bring them right over here. Yeah, so I figured I'd better bring them right over here.
990 00:38:24,846 00:38:26,846 Lorelai, stop this. I know you're upset. Lorelai, stop this. I know you're upset.
991 00:38:26,876 00:38:28,246 I know you hate us. I know you hate us.
992 00:38:28,276 00:38:29,847 I don't hate you. Why would I hate you? I don't hate you. Why would I hate you?
993 00:38:29,877 00:38:33,487 Well, because we... Because you thought we... Well, because we... Because you thought we...
994 00:38:33,517 00:38:35,257 You were just being you. You couldn't help it. You were just being you. You couldn't help it.
995 00:38:35,287 00:38:36,957 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
996 00:38:36,987 00:38:39,458 The scorpion and the frog... It's an old story. The scorpion and the frog... It's an old story.
997 00:38:39,488 00:38:41,358 The scorpion says to the frog, The scorpion says to the frog,
998 00:38:41,388 00:38:43,798 "hey, frog, give me a lift to the other side of the pond." "hey, frog, give me a lift to the other side of the pond."
999 00:38:43,828 00:38:45,928 The frog says, "no way. You'll sting me, and I'll die." The frog says, "no way. You'll sting me, and I'll die."
1000 00:38:45,968 00:38:48,099 The scorpion says, "will not, 'cause then we'd both drown." The scorpion says, "will not, 'cause then we'd both drown."
1001 00:38:48,129 00:38:49,369 The frog says, "cool." The frog says, "cool."
1002 00:38:49,399 00:38:51,099 So the scorpion gets on the frog's back, So the scorpion gets on the frog's back,
1003 00:38:51,139 00:38:53,139 and the frog makes it to the middle of the pond, and the frog makes it to the middle of the pond,
1004 00:38:53,169 00:38:54,440 and the scorpion stings him. and the scorpion stings him.
1005 00:38:54,470 00:38:56,240 As the frog is going down, he says, As the frog is going down, he says,
1006 00:38:56,280 00:38:58,380 "why would you do that? Now we'll both die." "why would you do that? Now we'll both die."
1007 00:38:58,410 00:39:01,080 The scorpion says, "sorry. It's just my nature." The scorpion says, "sorry. It's just my nature."
1008 00:39:01,110 00:39:02,250 Frog. Scorpion. Frog. Scorpion.
1009 00:39:03,821 00:39:05,291 I always thought it was a turtle. I always thought it was a turtle.
1010 00:39:05,321 00:39:06,791 Whatever it was. You guys couldn't help it. Whatever it was. You guys couldn't help it.
1011 00:39:06,821 00:39:09,061 Lorelai, why don't you sit and calm down? Lorelai, why don't you sit and calm down?
1012 00:39:09,091 00:39:10,361 I am calm. I'm fine. I am calm. I'm fine.
1013 00:39:10,391 00:39:12,032 You guys must be pretty jazzed, though. You guys must be pretty jazzed, though.
1014 00:39:12,062 00:39:13,932 You finally got a shot You finally got a shot
1015 00:39:13,962 00:39:16,002 at getting the daughter you've always wanted. at getting the daughter you've always wanted.
1016 00:39:16,032 00:39:18,002 I'm too tired to have this conversation. I'm too tired to have this conversation.
1017 00:39:18,032 00:39:20,033 Rory... here, right under your roof... excellent. Rory... here, right under your roof... excellent.
1018 00:39:20,073 00:39:21,843 You're being ridiculous. You're being ridiculous.
1019 00:39:21,873 00:39:25,073 Now you get your do-over... A new-and-improved Lorelai. Now you get your do-over... A new-and-improved Lorelai.
1020 00:39:25,113 00:39:26,873 Congrats. Very well-played. Congrats. Very well-played.
1021 00:39:26,913 00:39:29,544 Lorelai, listen to me. Lorelai, listen to me.
1022 00:39:29,584 00:39:32,884 I know you think some sort of con has been perpetrated on you. I know you think some sort of con has been perpetrated on you.
1023 00:39:32,914 00:39:34,154 It's only a paper moon, dad. It's only a paper moon, dad.
1024 00:39:34,184 00:39:35,925 The fact of the matter is, The fact of the matter is,
1025 00:39:35,955 00:39:38,255 your mother and I were just trying to do the right thing. your mother and I were just trying to do the right thing.
1026 00:39:38,285 00:39:40,255 We're all striving for the same goal. We're all striving for the same goal.
1027 00:39:40,295 00:39:42,395 We want Rory happy and healthy. We want Rory happy and healthy.
1028 00:39:42,425 00:39:45,096 She's taken a stumble, but we can get her back She's taken a stumble, but we can get her back
1029 00:39:45,136 00:39:47,796 on the right track... All of us, together. on the right track... All of us, together.
1030 00:39:47,836 00:39:49,906 And we're going to need your input And we're going to need your input
1031 00:39:49,936 00:39:51,977 and your involvement to achieve that. and your involvement to achieve that.
1032 00:39:52,007 00:39:54,307 My involvement ends here with the laundry basket. My involvement ends here with the laundry basket.
1033 00:39:54,337 00:39:56,247 What is that flip remark supposed to mean? What is that flip remark supposed to mean?
1034 00:39:56,277 00:39:58,207 It's supposed to mean that I'm out. It's supposed to mean that I'm out.
1035 00:39:58,247 00:39:59,947 You've won. She's all yours. You've won. She's all yours.
1036 00:39:59,977 00:40:02,518 Of course, the laundry basket, I'm gonna want back. Of course, the laundry basket, I'm gonna want back.
1037 00:40:05,588 00:40:07,188 Please, Luke, please? Please, Luke, please?
1038 00:40:07,218 00:40:09,359 Please, please, please, please, please? Please, please, please, please, please?
1039 00:40:09,389 00:40:10,589 Move. Move.
1040 00:40:10,629 00:40:12,459 Luke, I have to have the ring back. Luke, I have to have the ring back.
1041 00:40:12,499 00:40:14,059 Kirk, I paid you for the ring. Kirk, I paid you for the ring.
1042 00:40:14,099 00:40:16,199 In fact, I've overpaid you for the ring. In fact, I've overpaid you for the ring.
1043 00:40:16,229 00:40:18,900 You gave me a certificate of authenticity and a promise You gave me a certificate of authenticity and a promise
1044 00:40:18,940 00:40:21,100 that none of the heirs were gonna sue me for possession, that none of the heirs were gonna sue me for possession,
1045 00:40:21,140 00:40:22,340 and then our business was done. and then our business was done.
1046 00:40:22,370 00:40:23,970 Luke, you don't understand. Luke, you don't understand.
1047 00:40:24,010 00:40:26,311 I think that was the ring that Lulu had her eye on. I think that was the ring that Lulu had her eye on.
1048 00:40:26,341 00:40:28,511 I had totally forgotten this until... where are you going? I had totally forgotten this until... where are you going?
1049 00:40:28,541 00:40:30,551 I'm leaving, kirk. The diner's closed. I'm leaving, kirk. The diner's closed.
1050 00:40:30,581 00:40:32,281 You can't leave until I get that ring back. You can't leave until I get that ring back.
1051 00:40:32,321 00:40:33,952 If I propose, I'm gonna need that ring. If I propose, I'm gonna need that ring.
1052 00:40:33,982 00:40:35,922 You have a suitcase full of rings. You have a suitcase full of rings.
1053 00:40:35,952 00:40:37,392 That's the one I remember her liking. That's the one I remember her liking.
1054 00:40:37,422 00:40:38,922 Pick another ring. Pick another ring.
1055 00:40:38,962 00:40:40,622 But my backup ring pulled through. But my backup ring pulled through.
1056 00:40:40,662 00:40:43,863 Plus, now there's talk of her wanting to be buried with it. Plus, now there's talk of her wanting to be buried with it.
1057 00:40:43,893 00:40:45,203 Good night, kirk. Good night, kirk.
1058 00:40:45,233 00:40:46,433 Babette: Luke, wait! Babette: Luke, wait!
1059 00:40:46,463 00:40:47,433 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
1060 00:40:47,463 00:40:49,073 I have to talk to you! I have to talk to you!
1061 00:40:49,103 00:40:52,444 Okay, babette, slow down. I'm not going anywhere. Okay, babette, slow down. I'm not going anywhere.
1062 00:40:52,474 00:40:53,974 It's very serious! It's very serious!
1063 00:40:54,004 00:40:56,114 I'm right here. You can walk, babette. I'm right here. You can walk, babette.
1064 00:40:56,144 00:40:59,615 Just walk, babette, please. Walk. Slow down. Just walk, babette, please. Walk. Slow down.
1065 00:40:59,645 00:41:01,485 Oh! Jeez. Oh! Jeez.
1066 00:41:01,515 00:41:03,315 Oh, my god. I smell toast. Oh, my god. I smell toast.
1067 00:41:03,355 00:41:05,285 I smell toast... And almonds. I smell toast... And almonds.
1068 00:41:05,325 00:41:06,656 I smell almond toast. I smell almond toast.
1069 00:41:06,686 00:41:08,486 What do you need, babette? What do you need, babette?
1070 00:41:08,526 00:41:10,926 I need confirmation on a rumor. [ Inhales sharply ] I need confirmation on a rumor. [ Inhales sharply ]
1071 00:41:10,956 00:41:12,996 There's a rumor there's been a rift between Lorelai and Rory. There's a rumor there's been a rift between Lorelai and Rory.
1072 00:41:13,026 00:41:14,026 A rift? A rift?
1073 00:41:14,066 00:41:15,597 A big rift. Very serious. A big rift. Very serious.
1074 00:41:15,637 00:41:17,167 That's why Rory ain't home for the summer? That's why Rory ain't home for the summer?
1075 00:41:17,197 00:41:17,997 Wow. Wow.
1076 00:41:18,037 00:41:19,237 Who told you this? Who told you this?
1077 00:41:19,267 00:41:20,567 Well, who else? East side tillie. Well, who else? East side tillie.
1078 00:41:20,607 00:41:22,107 That damn woman keeps trumping me. That damn woman keeps trumping me.
1079 00:41:22,137 00:41:25,078 Come on. Is she right? Is it true? Come on. Is she right? Is it true?
1080 00:41:25,108 00:41:26,448 It is true. Oh, my god. It is true. Oh, my god.
1081 00:41:26,478 00:41:28,478 What happened, and how's Lorelai taking it? What happened, and how's Lorelai taking it?
1082 00:41:28,508 00:41:30,448 She must be a basket case. Is she a basket case? She must be a basket case. Is she a basket case?
1083 00:41:30,478 00:41:33,219 Okay, stop. Look, there's been a little incident, Okay, stop. Look, there's been a little incident,
1084 00:41:33,249 00:41:35,119 but it's all going to be fine. but it's all going to be fine.
1085 00:41:35,159 00:41:37,459 Lorelai has it completely under control. Lorelai has it completely under control.
1086 00:41:37,489 00:41:39,930 She's okay? Trust me. She's just fine. She's okay? Trust me. She's just fine.
1087 00:41:39,960 00:41:41,960 [ Breathing heavily ] [ Breathing heavily ]
1088 00:41:43,460 00:41:45,330 Nice ring. Nice ring.
1089 00:42:36,757 00:42:38,957 [ Thud ] [ Thud ]
1090 00:42:41,597 00:42:43,097 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]
1091 00:42:43,127 00:42:45,138 [ Crying softly ] [ Crying softly ]
1092 00:42:49,438 00:42:51,138 [ Door opens, closes ] [ Door opens, closes ]
1093 00:42:51,168 00:42:54,079 Luke: Full moon. The moment's here. Let's go. Luke: Full moon. The moment's here. Let's go.
1094 00:42:58,509 00:43:00,319 [ Sniffles ] [ Sniffles ]