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1 | 00:00:08,593 | 00:00:11,136 | MAKE WAY FOR YOUR KING RICHARD, SWINE! | MAKE WAY FOR YOUR KING RICHARD, SWINE! |
2 | 00:00:11,136 | 00:00:12,221 | THANKS, GARETH. | THANKS, GARETH. |
3 | 00:00:12,221 | 00:00:14,432 | HI, EVERYONE. I'D LIKE TO SWING NOW. | HI, EVERYONE. I'D LIKE TO SWING NOW. |
4 | 00:00:15,558 | 00:00:16,517 | OH! | OH! |
5 | 00:00:18,227 | 00:00:19,854 | LOOK, GARETH, NO HANDS! | LOOK, GARETH, NO HANDS! |
6 | 00:00:19,854 | 00:00:21,313 | VERY IMPRESSIVE, MY KING. | VERY IMPRESSIVE, MY KING. |
7 | 00:00:21,313 | 00:00:22,314 | ISN'T YOUR KING IMPRESSIVE? | ISN'T YOUR KING IMPRESSIVE? |
8 | 00:00:25,860 | 00:00:26,945 | TA-DA! | TA-DA! |
9 | 00:00:26,945 | 00:00:29,739 | YOUR KING MADE A SAND CASTLE. PRAISE HIM! | YOUR KING MADE A SAND CASTLE. PRAISE HIM! |
10 | 00:00:29,739 | 00:00:31,282 | GREATEST CASTLE EVER, MY KING. | GREATEST CASTLE EVER, MY KING. |
11 | 00:00:31,282 | 00:00:32,658 | YOU'RE MY HERO, MY KING. | YOU'RE MY HERO, MY KING. |
12 | 00:00:32,658 | 00:00:34,702 | WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE YOU A THEME SONG, MY KING? | WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE YOU A THEME SONG, MY KING? |
13 | 00:00:34,702 | 00:00:35,536 | SHUT UP, MENKEN. APPLAUSE! | SHUT UP, MENKEN. APPLAUSE! |
14 | 00:00:43,711 | 00:00:45,004 | ENOUGH! | ENOUGH! |
15 | 00:00:45,004 | 00:00:46,798 | THEY CHEER BECAUSE I'M KING | THEY CHEER BECAUSE I'M KING |
16 | 00:00:46,798 | 00:00:49,049 | AND BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED, | AND BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED, |
17 | 00:00:49,049 | 00:00:50,509 | NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I DO. | NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I DO. |
18 | 00:00:50,509 | 00:00:52,845 | YOUR KING HAD A REALIZATION. | YOUR KING HAD A REALIZATION. |
19 | 00:00:52,845 | 00:00:54,680 | -CHEER HIS REALIZATION! -YAY. | -CHEER HIS REALIZATION! -YAY. |
20 | 00:00:54,680 | 00:00:56,849 | I'M NO HERO. | I'M NO HERO. |
21 | 00:00:56,849 | 00:00:58,810 | I'M A PHONY. | I'M A PHONY. |
22 | 00:00:58,810 | 00:01:01,813 | ♪ | ♪ |
23 | 00:01:01,813 | 00:01:05,357 | ♪ WILL MY DAY EVER COME? ♪ | ♪ WILL MY DAY EVER COME? ♪ |
24 | 00:01:05,357 | 00:01:09,111 | ♪ WILL MY MOMENT ARRIVE? ♪ | ♪ WILL MY MOMENT ARRIVE? ♪ |
25 | 00:01:09,111 | 00:01:16,243 | ♪ WILL I EVER BE MORE THAN JUST SOME POOR, FAT LOSER? ♪ | ♪ WILL I EVER BE MORE THAN JUST SOME POOR, FAT LOSER? ♪ |
26 | 00:01:16,243 | 00:01:21,332 | ♪ DO I EVER BECOME THE HERO? ♪ | ♪ DO I EVER BECOME THE HERO? ♪ |
27 | 00:01:21,332 | 00:01:24,836 | ♪ WILL I WED THE GIRL I LOVE? ♪ | ♪ WILL I WED THE GIRL I LOVE? ♪ |
28 | 00:01:24,836 | 00:01:30,549 | ♪ AM I GOING TO GET TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? ♪ | ♪ AM I GOING TO GET TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? ♪ |
29 | 00:01:30,549 | 00:01:31,968 | I'M NOT TELLING YOU. YOU'RE A CHILD. | I'M NOT TELLING YOU. YOU'RE A CHILD. |
30 | 00:01:31,968 | 00:01:33,552 | WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? | WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? |
31 | 00:01:33,552 | 00:01:35,013 | I'M YOU -- IN THE FUTURE. | I'M YOU -- IN THE FUTURE. |
32 | 00:01:35,013 | 00:01:37,015 | -COOL. -OH, GOD. | -COOL. -OH, GOD. |
33 | 00:01:37,015 | 00:01:39,600 | ♪ WILL I BE A GOOD KING? ♪ | ♪ WILL I BE A GOOD KING? ♪ |
34 | 00:01:39,600 | 00:01:41,352 | ♪ NOT REALLY ♪ | ♪ NOT REALLY ♪ |
35 | 00:01:41,352 | 00:01:43,437 | ♪ LOVED BY ALL THAT I RULE? ♪ | ♪ LOVED BY ALL THAT I RULE? ♪ |
36 | 00:01:43,437 | 00:01:44,981 | ♪ NOPE, SORRY ♪ | ♪ NOPE, SORRY ♪ |
37 | 00:01:44,981 | 00:01:50,235 | ♪ DO I STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND RIGHT AND GOOD? ♪ | ♪ DO I STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND RIGHT AND GOOD? ♪ |
38 | 00:01:50,235 | 00:01:51,779 | ♪ LET'S SEE NOW ♪ | ♪ LET'S SEE NOW ♪ |
39 | 00:01:51,779 | 00:01:53,113 | ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ | ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ |
40 | 00:01:53,113 | 00:01:56,034 | ♪ WILL I GO ON SOME GRAND ADVENTURES ♪ | ♪ WILL I GO ON SOME GRAND ADVENTURES ♪ |
41 | 00:01:56,034 | 00:01:56,826 | ♪ WELL... ♪ | ♪ WELL... ♪ |
42 | 00:01:56,826 | 00:01:59,954 | ♪ WITH MY CLOSEST, BESTEST CHUM? ♪ | ♪ WITH MY CLOSEST, BESTEST CHUM? ♪ |
43 | 00:01:59,954 | 00:02:01,330 | ♪ NOT EXACTLY ♪ | ♪ NOT EXACTLY ♪ |
44 | 00:02:01,330 | 00:02:06,168 | ♪ WHEN WILL THAT DAY COME? ♪ | ♪ WHEN WILL THAT DAY COME? ♪ |
45 | 00:02:06,168 | 00:02:08,379 | IT'S NEVER GONNA COME, IS IT? | IT'S NEVER GONNA COME, IS IT? |
46 | 00:02:08,379 | 00:02:12,091 | ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? ♪ | ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? ♪ |
47 | 00:02:12,091 | 00:02:15,302 | ♪ AM I USELESS? ♪ | ♪ AM I USELESS? ♪ |
48 | 00:02:15,302 | 00:02:21,600 | ♪ ARE WE DOOMED TO BE COMPLETELY LAME? ♪ | ♪ ARE WE DOOMED TO BE COMPLETELY LAME? ♪ |
49 | 00:02:23,644 | 00:02:27,606 | ♪ WILL MY STAR EVER RISE? ♪ | ♪ WILL MY STAR EVER RISE? ♪ |
50 | 00:02:27,606 | 00:02:31,276 | ♪ WILL MY LIFE EVER CHANGE? ♪ | ♪ WILL MY LIFE EVER CHANGE? ♪ |
51 | 00:02:31,276 | 00:02:38,034 | ♪ AM I DESTINED TO BE ACHIEVEMENT-FREE FOREVER? ♪ | ♪ AM I DESTINED TO BE ACHIEVEMENT-FREE FOREVER? ♪ |
52 | 00:02:38,034 | 00:02:42,830 | ♪ I DON'T NEED ALL MY DREAMS TO HAPPEN ♪ | ♪ I DON'T NEED ALL MY DREAMS TO HAPPEN ♪ |
53 | 00:02:42,830 | 00:02:45,332 | ♪ OR A BUNCH ♪ | ♪ OR A BUNCH ♪ |
54 | 00:02:45,332 | 00:02:47,209 | ♪ OR EVEN SOME ♪ | ♪ OR EVEN SOME ♪ |
55 | 00:02:49,837 | 00:02:53,507 | ♪ WILL MY DAY ♪ | ♪ WILL MY DAY ♪ |
56 | 00:02:53,507 | 00:03:00,098 | ♪ EVER COME? ♪ | ♪ EVER COME? ♪ |
57 | 00:03:05,895 | 00:03:06,812 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
58 | 00:03:06,812 | 00:03:09,065 | I'M SINGING A DUET WITH MY INNER CHILD. | I'M SINGING A DUET WITH MY INNER CHILD. |
59 | 00:03:10,900 | 00:03:12,985 | OH, LIKE I GIVE A MONKEY'S BUTT WHAT YOU THINK. | OH, LIKE I GIVE A MONKEY'S BUTT WHAT YOU THINK. |
60 | 00:03:12,985 | 00:03:14,737 | A ZOMBIE ARMY'S ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH THAT DOOR. | A ZOMBIE ARMY'S ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH THAT DOOR. |
61 | 00:03:14,737 | 00:03:16,405 | WE'LL BE DEAD IN MINUTES ANYWAY. | WE'LL BE DEAD IN MINUTES ANYWAY. |
62 | 00:03:18,574 | 00:03:20,492 | WHAT IS THAT NOISE? | WHAT IS THAT NOISE? |
63 | 00:03:20,492 | 00:03:23,328 | LAST TIME I HEARD THAT WAS IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST. | LAST TIME I HEARD THAT WAS IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST. |
64 | 00:03:23,328 | 00:03:27,207 | WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? | WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? |
65 | 00:03:27,207 | 00:03:32,546 | ANOTHER ARMY APPROACHES AND UNDER A RAINBOW. | ANOTHER ARMY APPROACHES AND UNDER A RAINBOW. |
66 | 00:03:32,546 | 00:03:34,757 | I'M KIND OF DIGGING THIS BEAT. | I'M KIND OF DIGGING THIS BEAT. |
67 | 00:03:34,757 | 00:03:35,800 | YES. | YES. |
68 | 00:03:35,800 | 00:03:38,719 | ♪ | ♪ |
69 | 00:03:38,719 | 00:03:42,807 | MEN AND WOMEN OF THE SECOND SEASON! | MEN AND WOMEN OF THE SECOND SEASON! |
70 | 00:03:42,807 | 00:03:44,183 | ATTACK! | ATTACK! |
71 | 00:03:45,851 | 00:03:46,894 | IF I PULL THIS OFF, | IF I PULL THIS OFF, |
72 | 00:03:46,894 | 00:03:48,270 | HE'S DEFINITELY GIVING ME HEALTH INSURANCE. | HE'S DEFINITELY GIVING ME HEALTH INSURANCE. |
73 | 00:03:54,443 | 00:03:57,113 | HELLO! | HELLO! |
74 | 00:03:57,113 | 00:03:59,239 | ANYONE IN THERE? | ANYONE IN THERE? |
75 | 00:03:59,239 | 00:04:00,532 | THAT DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS. | THAT DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS. |
76 | 00:04:00,532 | 00:04:03,786 | 'TIS I, SID OF SIDNEYLAND! | 'TIS I, SID OF SIDNEYLAND! |
77 | 00:04:03,786 | 00:04:05,037 | SID? | SID? |
78 | 00:04:05,037 | 00:04:07,123 | WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO WEIRD? | WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO WEIRD? |
79 | 00:04:07,123 | 00:04:09,416 | I WAS TRYING SOMETHING, AND IT DIDN'T WORK! | I WAS TRYING SOMETHING, AND IT DIDN'T WORK! |
80 | 00:04:09,416 | 00:04:11,627 | CAN YOU OPEN UP THE GATE? IT'S PRETTY INTENSE OUT HERE! | CAN YOU OPEN UP THE GATE? IT'S PRETTY INTENSE OUT HERE! |
81 | 00:04:11,627 | 00:04:12,962 | OH, FINE. OPEN THE GATE. | OH, FINE. OPEN THE GATE. |
82 | 00:04:17,091 | 00:04:18,634 | SID! | SID! |
83 | 00:04:18,634 | 00:04:20,594 | WE BROKE THROUGH THEIR LINES. | WE BROKE THROUGH THEIR LINES. |
84 | 00:04:20,594 | 00:04:21,720 | WE CAN'T HOLD THEM FOREVER. | WE CAN'T HOLD THEM FOREVER. |
85 | 00:04:21,720 | 00:04:22,930 | SID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? | SID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? |
86 | 00:04:22,930 | 00:04:25,641 | AFTER I RAN OFF, I WENT IN SEARCH OF AN ARMY | AFTER I RAN OFF, I WENT IN SEARCH OF AN ARMY |
87 | 00:04:25,641 | 00:04:28,102 | SO I COULD REDEEM MYSELF FOR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOU. | SO I COULD REDEEM MYSELF FOR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOU. |
88 | 00:04:28,102 | 00:04:29,103 | WAIT. WHAT? | WAIT. WHAT? |
89 | 00:04:29,103 | 00:04:30,270 | YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND ONE. | YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND ONE. |
90 | 00:04:30,270 | 00:04:32,023 | -OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. -NO KIDDING. | -OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. -NO KIDDING. |
91 | 00:04:32,023 | 00:04:33,440 | BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST | BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST |
92 | 00:04:33,440 | 00:04:35,109 | FOR A DRINK, NOT KNOWING IT WAS A -- | FOR A DRINK, NOT KNOWING IT WAS A -- |
93 | 00:04:35,109 | 00:04:36,110 | -YOU KNEW. -YOU KNEW. | -YOU KNEW. -YOU KNEW. |
94 | 00:04:36,110 | 00:04:37,569 | -HE KNEW. -YEAH, I KNEW. | -HE KNEW. -YEAH, I KNEW. |
95 | 00:04:37,569 | 00:04:39,404 | WHEN THEY HEARD THAT GALAVANT NEEDED HELP, | WHEN THEY HEARD THAT GALAVANT NEEDED HELP, |
96 | 00:04:39,404 | 00:04:40,739 | THEY TOOK UP ARMS. | THEY TOOK UP ARMS. |
97 | 00:04:40,739 | 00:04:43,242 | AND SO DID THE PIRATES AND THE DWARVES AND GIANTS. | AND SO DID THE PIRATES AND THE DWARVES AND GIANTS. |
98 | 00:04:43,242 | 00:04:45,577 | AND PRINCESS JUBILEE'S ENTOURAGE DID THE SAME THING. | AND PRINCESS JUBILEE'S ENTOURAGE DID THE SAME THING. |
99 | 00:04:45,577 | 00:04:47,830 | AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU. | AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU. |
100 | 00:04:47,830 | 00:04:49,832 | I-IS THE PIRATE KING WITH YOU? I LOVE THAT GUY. | I-IS THE PIRATE KING WITH YOU? I LOVE THAT GUY. |
101 | 00:04:49,832 | 00:04:51,876 | YEAH, WE -- WE COULDN'T AFFORD HIM | YEAH, WE -- WE COULDN'T AFFORD HIM |
102 | 00:04:51,876 | 00:04:54,128 | OR THE LEADER OF THE GIANTS OR JUBILEE | OR THE LEADER OF THE GIANTS OR JUBILEE |
103 | 00:04:54,128 | 00:04:55,921 | OR REALLY ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZABLE. | OR REALLY ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZABLE. |
104 | 00:04:55,921 | 00:04:57,506 | YOU SAVED US ALL. | YOU SAVED US ALL. |
105 | 00:04:58,382 | 00:04:59,842 | WELL DONE, SID. | WELL DONE, SID. |
106 | 00:05:01,552 | 00:05:04,513 | RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO DO THIS. | RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO DO THIS. |
107 | 00:05:04,513 | 00:05:05,681 | WITH THE EXTRA NUMBERS, | WITH THE EXTRA NUMBERS, |
108 | 00:05:05,681 | 00:05:07,599 | WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TURN THE TIDE. | WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TURN THE TIDE. |
109 | 00:05:07,599 | 00:05:09,977 | GARETH, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE CENTER | GARETH, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE CENTER |
110 | 00:05:09,977 | 00:05:12,771 | AND TRY AND DRAW WORMWOOD AND MADALENA'S ATTENTION. | AND TRY AND DRAW WORMWOOD AND MADALENA'S ATTENTION. |
111 | 00:05:12,771 | 00:05:15,191 | ISABELLA, TAKE RICHARD ON HORSEBACK AND FLANK THEM. | ISABELLA, TAKE RICHARD ON HORSEBACK AND FLANK THEM. |
112 | 00:05:15,191 | 00:05:16,483 | THEN WE'LL MEET YOU ON THE HILLSIDE. | THEN WE'LL MEET YOU ON THE HILLSIDE. |
113 | 00:05:16,483 | 00:05:18,652 | AND I PROMISE -- AFTER THIS, | AND I PROMISE -- AFTER THIS, |
114 | 00:05:18,652 | 00:05:19,987 | I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE AGAIN. | I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE AGAIN. |
115 | 00:05:19,987 | 00:05:23,282 | AH, SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WOOP-WOOP TONIGHT. | AH, SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WOOP-WOOP TONIGHT. |
116 | 00:05:23,282 | 00:05:24,992 | WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? | WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? |
117 | 00:05:24,992 | 00:05:26,618 | I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. | I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. |
118 | 00:05:26,618 | 00:05:28,537 | EVERYBODY... | EVERYBODY... |
119 | 00:05:28,537 | 00:05:30,372 | LET'S MOVE OUT! | LET'S MOVE OUT! |
120 | 00:05:30,372 | 00:05:33,834 | ♪ | ♪ |
121 | 00:05:38,089 | 00:05:40,258 | LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO MAKE A GAME OF IT. | LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO MAKE A GAME OF IT. |
122 | 00:05:40,258 | 00:05:43,052 | HA! FINE BY ME. | HA! FINE BY ME. |
123 | 00:05:43,052 | 00:05:44,262 | ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ | ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ |
124 | 00:05:44,262 | 00:05:45,387 | PLEASE STOP. WE ALREADY SANG THAT ONE. | PLEASE STOP. WE ALREADY SANG THAT ONE. |
125 | 00:05:45,387 | 00:05:47,932 | SORRY. IT'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY. | SORRY. IT'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY. |
126 | 00:05:47,932 | 00:05:49,558 | AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. | AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. |
127 | 00:05:49,558 | 00:05:51,685 | GARETH DOES NOT GET HURT. | GARETH DOES NOT GET HURT. |
128 | 00:05:51,685 | 00:05:53,104 | VERY WELL, MY QUEEN. | VERY WELL, MY QUEEN. |
129 | 00:05:53,104 | 00:05:55,314 | RANDOM THOUGHT -- THERE'S SOME | RANDOM THOUGHT -- THERE'S SOME |
130 | 00:05:55,314 | 00:05:57,733 | VERY VICIOUS-LOOKING WEAPONS IN THE ARMORY. | VERY VICIOUS-LOOKING WEAPONS IN THE ARMORY. |
131 | 00:05:57,733 | 00:05:59,818 | NOW THAT YOU'RE THE DARK QUEEN, | NOW THAT YOU'RE THE DARK QUEEN, |
132 | 00:05:59,818 | 00:06:01,153 | WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PICK ON OUT? | WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PICK ON OUT? |
133 | 00:06:01,153 | 00:06:03,614 | GIVE YOU THAT... ICONIC LOOK. | GIVE YOU THAT... ICONIC LOOK. |
134 | 00:06:03,614 | 00:06:06,033 | AND DO YOU PROMISE THAT GARETH WILL BE FINE? | AND DO YOU PROMISE THAT GARETH WILL BE FINE? |
135 | 00:06:06,033 | 00:06:08,244 | OOH, PINKIE SWEAR. | OOH, PINKIE SWEAR. |
136 | 00:06:13,332 | 00:06:15,251 | YES. | YES. |
137 | 00:06:19,046 | 00:06:21,048 | HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY OUT! | HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY OUT! |
138 | 00:06:23,675 | 00:06:25,219 | WHOA! REALLY. | WHOA! REALLY. |
139 | 00:06:25,219 | 00:06:27,096 | SORRY, THAT EXIT IS CLOSED. | SORRY, THAT EXIT IS CLOSED. |
140 | 00:06:27,096 | 00:06:28,806 | COME ON! THIS WAY! | COME ON! THIS WAY! |
141 | 00:06:30,432 | 00:06:31,433 | SHOOP-AH! | SHOOP-AH! |
142 | 00:06:36,605 | 00:06:39,942 | HMM. WHAT TO CHOOSE. | HMM. WHAT TO CHOOSE. |
143 | 00:06:42,861 | 00:06:44,696 | OOH, QUEENIE LIKEY. | OOH, QUEENIE LIKEY. |
144 | 00:06:46,573 | 00:06:48,326 | REMEMBER ME? | REMEMBER ME? |
145 | 00:06:48,326 | 00:06:50,661 | OH, DON'T BE SO RHETORICAL. | OH, DON'T BE SO RHETORICAL. |
146 | 00:06:50,661 | 00:06:53,622 | ♪ | ♪ |
147 | 00:06:53,622 | 00:06:55,499 | AND THAT HOOKY THING IS MINE. | AND THAT HOOKY THING IS MINE. |
148 | 00:06:55,499 | 00:06:57,626 | I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND A JEWELRY BOX. | I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND A JEWELRY BOX. |
149 | 00:06:57,626 | 00:06:59,586 | I'VE BEEN ENGAGED TO MY 11-YEAR-OLD COUSIN. | I'VE BEEN ENGAGED TO MY 11-YEAR-OLD COUSIN. |
150 | 00:06:59,586 | 00:07:02,589 | I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF TWO YEARS IN THE SAME OUTFIT. | I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF TWO YEARS IN THE SAME OUTFIT. |
151 | 00:07:02,589 | 00:07:04,967 | I AM GETTING MY HAPPY ENDING. | I AM GETTING MY HAPPY ENDING. |
152 | 00:07:04,967 | 00:07:06,969 | OKAY, THEN. | OKAY, THEN. |
153 | 00:07:06,969 | 00:07:09,930 | ♪ | ♪ |
154 | 00:07:12,432 | 00:07:13,392 | BRING IT. BOOM. | BRING IT. BOOM. |
155 | 00:07:16,561 | 00:07:18,981 | THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM! | THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM! |
156 | 00:07:20,983 | 00:07:24,820 | YOU MUST BE THE MR. WORMWOOD I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. | YOU MUST BE THE MR. WORMWOOD I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. |
157 | 00:07:24,820 | 00:07:27,823 | OH, KING RICHARD, I PRESUME. | OH, KING RICHARD, I PRESUME. |
158 | 00:07:27,823 | 00:07:29,491 | YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRESUME, | YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRESUME, |
159 | 00:07:29,491 | 00:07:31,785 | YOU MAKE A "PRES" OUT OF "U" AND "ME." | YOU MAKE A "PRES" OUT OF "U" AND "ME." |
160 | 00:07:31,785 | 00:07:33,453 | SORRY, WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? | SORRY, WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? |
161 | 00:07:33,453 | 00:07:34,538 | NOT SURE. | NOT SURE. |
162 | 00:07:36,665 | 00:07:37,582 | CARE TO DANCE? | CARE TO DANCE? |
163 | 00:07:37,582 | 00:07:39,084 | -LOVE TO. -EXCELLENT. | -LOVE TO. -EXCELLENT. |
164 | 00:07:39,084 | 00:07:40,169 | LET'S BE CLEAR, RIGHT? | LET'S BE CLEAR, RIGHT? |
165 | 00:07:40,169 | 00:07:42,213 | WHEN YOU SAY "DANCE," YOU MEAN "FIGHT." | WHEN YOU SAY "DANCE," YOU MEAN "FIGHT." |
166 | 00:07:42,213 | 00:07:43,381 | YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DANCE. | YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DANCE. |
167 | 00:07:43,381 | 00:07:45,590 | -CORRECT -- FIGHT, NOT DANCE. -YEAH. | -CORRECT -- FIGHT, NOT DANCE. -YEAH. |
168 | 00:07:45,590 | 00:07:47,051 | SORRY, D-DID YOU WANT TO DANCE? | SORRY, D-DID YOU WANT TO DANCE? |
169 | 00:07:47,051 | 00:07:49,261 | NO. RI-- COME ON, KIND OF WEIRD. | NO. RI-- COME ON, KIND OF WEIRD. |
170 | 00:07:49,261 | 00:07:51,180 | YOU KNOW, SORRY. THIS FACE-OFF ISN'T GOING GREAT. | YOU KNOW, SORRY. THIS FACE-OFF ISN'T GOING GREAT. |
171 | 00:07:51,180 | 00:07:52,390 | WOULD MIND IF WE STARTED OVER? | WOULD MIND IF WE STARTED OVER? |
172 | 00:07:52,390 | 00:07:53,682 | YEAH, SURE. | YEAH, SURE. |
173 | 00:07:54,892 | 00:07:56,852 | WELL, WELL, WELL. | WELL, WELL, WELL. |
174 | 00:07:56,852 | 00:08:00,981 | IF IT ISN'T THE SOON-TO-BE-DEAD MR. WORMWOOD. | IF IT ISN'T THE SOON-TO-BE-DEAD MR. WORMWOOD. |
175 | 00:08:00,981 | 00:08:03,401 | OH, MUCH BETTER. | OH, MUCH BETTER. |
176 | 00:08:03,401 | 00:08:06,486 | ♪ | ♪ |
177 | 00:08:20,000 | 00:08:20,876 | ARE YOU DONE? | ARE YOU DONE? |
178 | 00:08:45,359 | 00:08:47,403 | I JUST HAD THESE DONE. | I JUST HAD THESE DONE. |
179 | 00:08:49,447 | 00:08:53,075 | YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SWORD MAKES YOU DO. | YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SWORD MAKES YOU DO. |
180 | 00:08:53,075 | 00:08:54,952 | OF COURSE I DO... | OF COURSE I DO... |
181 | 00:08:54,952 | 00:08:55,869 | NOT. NO, I DON'T. | NOT. NO, I DON'T. |
182 | 00:08:56,703 | 00:09:00,416 | WELL, IT MAKES YOU THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. | WELL, IT MAKES YOU THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. |
183 | 00:09:00,416 | 00:09:01,166 | IT IS? | IT IS? |
184 | 00:09:01,166 | 00:09:04,628 | YES. PITY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. | YES. PITY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. |
185 | 00:09:04,628 | 00:09:06,671 | WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. | WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. |
186 | 00:09:06,671 | 00:09:08,090 | AAH! | AAH! |
187 | 00:09:11,427 | 00:09:13,345 | SO, ANY LAST WORDS? | SO, ANY LAST WORDS? |
188 | 00:09:13,345 | 00:09:15,473 | JUST FOUR. | JUST FOUR. |
189 | 00:09:16,390 | 00:09:19,977 | I HAVE A DRAGON! | I HAVE A DRAGON! |
190 | 00:09:19,977 | 00:09:22,271 | COME ON NOW, TAD COOPER. I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU. | COME ON NOW, TAD COOPER. I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU. |
191 | 00:09:23,063 | 00:09:24,815 | RAIN FIRE! | RAIN FIRE! |
192 | 00:09:26,233 | 00:09:27,901 | NO! | NO! |
193 | 00:09:28,610 | 00:09:30,737 | TAD COOPER! | TAD COOPER! |
194 | 00:09:31,905 | 00:09:32,781 | OH, NO. | OH, NO. |
195 | 00:09:34,032 | 00:09:35,117 | JUST OPEN YOUR EYES. | JUST OPEN YOUR EYES. |
196 | 00:09:35,117 | 00:09:36,410 | YOU'RE OKAY! | YOU'RE OKAY! |
197 | 00:09:37,077 | 00:09:38,912 | TAD COOPER? | TAD COOPER? |
198 | 00:09:38,912 | 00:09:40,872 | ♪ | ♪ |
199 | 00:09:59,099 | 00:10:01,560 | YOU MAY HAVE KILLED ONE DRAGON, | YOU MAY HAVE KILLED ONE DRAGON, |
200 | 00:10:01,560 | 00:10:04,229 | BUT YOU'VE AWOKEN ANOTHER. | BUT YOU'VE AWOKEN ANOTHER. |
201 | 00:10:09,734 | 00:10:11,487 | YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. | YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. |
202 | 00:10:18,618 | 00:10:19,619 | NO! | NO! |
203 | 00:10:22,080 | 00:10:23,374 | THEY'VE STOPPED. | THEY'VE STOPPED. |
204 | 00:10:24,833 | 00:10:25,750 | LET'S GO. | LET'S GO. |
205 | 00:10:25,750 | 00:10:29,046 | ♪ | ♪ |
206 | 00:10:40,474 | 00:10:41,683 | LOOK. | LOOK. |
207 | 00:10:42,893 | 00:10:44,562 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE SAME GUY | I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE SAME GUY |
208 | 00:10:44,562 | 00:10:47,398 | WHO CRIED WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. | WHO CRIED WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. |
209 | 00:10:47,398 | 00:10:49,316 | GOOD MAN! GET HIM! | GOOD MAN! GET HIM! |
210 | 00:10:53,487 | 00:10:55,406 | YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. | YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. |
211 | 00:10:55,406 | 00:10:57,449 | LOOK, DUDE, I WAS THERE. I KNOW. | LOOK, DUDE, I WAS THERE. I KNOW. |
212 | 00:10:57,449 | 00:10:58,700 | DON'T KEEP SAYING IT. | DON'T KEEP SAYING IT. |
213 | 00:10:58,700 | 00:11:01,495 | AND IT WASN'T A DRAGON. IT WAS A LIZARD. | AND IT WASN'T A DRAGON. IT WAS A LIZARD. |
214 | 00:11:02,829 | 00:11:04,122 | OH, NUGGETS. | OH, NUGGETS. |
215 | 00:11:04,122 | 00:11:05,457 | AAH! | AAH! |
216 | 00:11:09,294 | 00:11:12,089 | IT'S THE ONE TRUE KING! | IT'S THE ONE TRUE KING! |
217 | 00:11:12,089 | 00:11:13,382 | CRAZY. | CRAZY. |
218 | 00:11:13,382 | 00:11:14,799 | THAT'S THE SAME GUY WHO CRIED | THAT'S THE SAME GUY WHO CRIED |
219 | 00:11:14,799 | 00:11:16,760 | WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. | WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. |
220 | 00:11:16,760 | 00:11:18,637 | I JUST SAID THAT. I SAID THAT EXACT THING. | I JUST SAID THAT. I SAID THAT EXACT THING. |
221 | 00:11:18,637 | 00:11:20,931 | SURE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S AMAZING RIGHT NOW. | SURE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S AMAZING RIGHT NOW. |
222 | 00:11:20,931 | 00:11:23,308 | HE WAS THE ONE ALL ALONG? | HE WAS THE ONE ALL ALONG? |
223 | 00:11:23,308 | 00:11:25,977 | YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. | YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. |
224 | 00:11:27,020 | 00:11:29,231 | I THINK I'LL BE TAKING THAT CROWN BACK NOW. | I THINK I'LL BE TAKING THAT CROWN BACK NOW. |
225 | 00:11:29,231 | 00:11:31,442 | ♪ | ♪ |
226 | 00:11:37,072 | 00:11:38,490 | TAD COOPER? | TAD COOPER? |
227 | 00:11:38,490 | 00:11:40,200 | BUDDY, YOU'RE ALIVE? | BUDDY, YOU'RE ALIVE? |
228 | 00:11:40,200 | 00:11:43,120 | YOU HAD ME SO SCARED. | YOU HAD ME SO SCARED. |
229 | 00:11:43,120 | 00:11:45,289 | YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. | YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. |
230 | 00:11:45,289 | 00:11:49,334 | SO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. | SO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. |
231 | 00:11:50,419 | 00:11:52,379 | I GUESS I AM. | I GUESS I AM. |
232 | 00:11:52,379 | 00:11:54,839 | I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD DO THIS? | I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD DO THIS? |
233 | 00:11:56,049 | 00:11:56,883 | HUH? WAIT, WHAT? | HUH? WAIT, WHAT? |
234 | 00:11:58,552 | 00:11:59,886 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
235 | 00:11:59,886 | 00:12:01,179 | OH, MY -- | OH, MY -- |
236 | 00:12:01,179 | 00:12:02,764 | PRETTY FREAKIN' COOL, HUH? | PRETTY FREAKIN' COOL, HUH? |
237 | 00:12:02,764 | 00:12:04,182 | YEAH! | YEAH! |
238 | 00:12:06,226 | 00:12:08,437 | LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF TAD COOPER FOR ME. | LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF TAD COOPER FOR ME. |
239 | 00:12:08,437 | 00:12:09,438 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
240 | 00:12:09,438 | 00:12:11,064 | THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO. | THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO. |
241 | 00:12:11,064 | 00:12:12,149 | NO, NO, NO, HANG ON. | NO, NO, NO, HANG ON. |
242 | 00:12:12,149 | 00:12:13,900 | I'M NOT LOOKING AFTER THE LIZARD. | I'M NOT LOOKING AFTER THE LIZARD. |
243 | 00:12:13,900 | 00:12:16,736 | HE'S A DRAGON! HYAH! | HE'S A DRAGON! HYAH! |
244 | 00:12:20,865 | 00:12:21,825 | COME ON. | COME ON. |
245 | 00:12:21,825 | 00:12:24,286 | OH, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! | OH, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! |
246 | 00:12:24,286 | 00:12:26,830 | MADDIE, STOP. | MADDIE, STOP. |
247 | 00:12:26,830 | 00:12:29,166 | LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US AND MOVE ON. | LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US AND MOVE ON. |
248 | 00:12:29,166 | 00:12:30,375 | I CAN'T. | I CAN'T. |
249 | 00:12:30,375 | 00:12:31,876 | YES, YOU CAN. | YES, YOU CAN. |
250 | 00:12:31,876 | 00:12:33,629 | BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. | BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. |
251 | 00:12:33,629 | 00:12:35,673 | AND I PROMISE YOU WE CAN SPEND | AND I PROMISE YOU WE CAN SPEND |
252 | 00:12:35,673 | 00:12:37,424 | THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER BEING TERRIBLE, | THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER BEING TERRIBLE, |
253 | 00:12:37,424 | 00:12:40,093 | EVEN IF WE'RE NOT AS TOTALLY TERRIBLE AS YOU WANT. | EVEN IF WE'RE NOT AS TOTALLY TERRIBLE AS YOU WANT. |
254 | 00:12:41,345 | 00:12:43,180 | IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. | IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. |
255 | 00:12:43,180 | 00:12:46,517 | I'VE TASTED ULTIMATE POWER, AND I WANT MORE. | I'VE TASTED ULTIMATE POWER, AND I WANT MORE. |
256 | 00:12:49,227 | 00:12:51,980 | GARETH, I LOVE YOU. | GARETH, I LOVE YOU. |
257 | 00:12:51,980 | 00:12:54,483 | MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. | MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. |
258 | 00:12:55,526 | 00:12:56,985 | BUT THIS IS WHO I AM. | BUT THIS IS WHO I AM. |
259 | 00:12:57,861 | 00:12:59,404 | I'M SORRY. | I'M SORRY. |
260 | 00:12:59,404 | 00:13:00,614 | D'DEW! | D'DEW! |
261 | 00:13:00,614 | 00:13:03,033 | ♪ | ♪ |
262 | 00:13:07,996 | 00:13:09,998 | I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A JERK, TAD COOPER, | I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A JERK, TAD COOPER, |
263 | 00:13:09,998 | 00:13:11,416 | BUT I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE | BUT I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE |
264 | 00:13:11,416 | 00:13:12,834 | THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. | THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. |
265 | 00:13:12,834 | 00:13:16,421 | IF MEMORY SERVES, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A WEDDING. | IF MEMORY SERVES, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A WEDDING. |
266 | 00:13:16,421 | 00:13:18,048 | I MEAN, NOT THAT I NEED A WEDDING. | I MEAN, NOT THAT I NEED A WEDDING. |
267 | 00:13:18,048 | 00:13:20,509 | I'M ALL ABOUT THE DECONSTRUCTION OF THE PRINCESS MYTH, | I'M ALL ABOUT THE DECONSTRUCTION OF THE PRINCESS MYTH, |
268 | 00:13:20,509 | 00:13:22,720 | BUT, UH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR. | BUT, UH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR. |
269 | 00:13:22,720 | 00:13:25,972 | AND YOU SAID IT, SO WHAT'S UP? | AND YOU SAID IT, SO WHAT'S UP? |
270 | 00:13:25,972 | 00:13:29,059 | ♪ I'M FINISHED WITH ADVENTURE ♪ | ♪ I'M FINISHED WITH ADVENTURE ♪ |
271 | 00:13:29,059 | 00:13:31,311 | ♪ TIRED OF MY SWORD ♪ | ♪ TIRED OF MY SWORD ♪ |
272 | 00:13:31,311 | 00:13:34,189 | ♪ THOSE SONGS ABOUT MY EXPLOITS ♪ | ♪ THOSE SONGS ABOUT MY EXPLOITS ♪ |
273 | 00:13:34,189 | 00:13:36,650 | ♪ LEAVE ME KIND OF BORED ♪ | ♪ LEAVE ME KIND OF BORED ♪ |
274 | 00:13:36,650 | 00:13:39,444 | ♪ AT LAST, I'VE SEEN THE SUNSET ♪ | ♪ AT LAST, I'VE SEEN THE SUNSET ♪ |
275 | 00:13:39,444 | 00:13:42,155 | ♪ I'VE BEEN RIDING TOWARD ♪ | ♪ I'VE BEEN RIDING TOWARD ♪ |
276 | 00:13:42,155 | 00:13:48,203 | ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ | ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ |
277 | 00:13:48,203 | 00:13:50,955 | ♪ I'M DONE WITH ALL THE INTRIGUE ♪ | ♪ I'M DONE WITH ALL THE INTRIGUE ♪ |
278 | 00:13:50,955 | 00:13:52,832 | ♪ SICK OF KICKING ASS ♪ | ♪ SICK OF KICKING ASS ♪ |
279 | 00:13:52,832 | 00:13:56,044 | ♪ AS FAR AS SEEKING VENGEANCE ♪ | ♪ AS FAR AS SEEKING VENGEANCE ♪ |
280 | 00:13:56,044 | 00:13:57,921 | ♪ FRANKLY, I CAN PASS ♪ | ♪ FRANKLY, I CAN PASS ♪ |
281 | 00:13:57,921 | 00:14:04,219 | ♪ I'M READY NOW FOR SOMETHING OF A DIFFERENT CLASS ♪ | ♪ I'M READY NOW FOR SOMETHING OF A DIFFERENT CLASS ♪ |
282 | 00:14:04,219 | 00:14:08,557 | ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ | ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ |
283 | 00:14:08,557 | 00:14:13,853 | ♪ SCREW THE ZOMBIES AND WIZARDS AND DRAGONS ♪ | ♪ SCREW THE ZOMBIES AND WIZARDS AND DRAGONS ♪ |
284 | 00:14:13,853 | 00:14:18,024 | ♪ ALL THE MAGIC I NEED IS YOU ♪ | ♪ ALL THE MAGIC I NEED IS YOU ♪ |
285 | 00:14:21,194 | 00:14:23,947 | I WANTED TO DO A REAL PROPOSAL WITH A PROPER RING, | I WANTED TO DO A REAL PROPOSAL WITH A PROPER RING, |
286 | 00:14:23,947 | 00:14:26,366 | BUT, WELL, SEEING AS WE'RE HERE... | BUT, WELL, SEEING AS WE'RE HERE... |
287 | 00:14:29,411 | 00:14:31,079 | ...THIS WILL HAVE TO DO. | ...THIS WILL HAVE TO DO. |
288 | 00:14:31,079 | 00:14:34,499 | WILL YOU, PRINCESS ISABELLA MARIA LUCIA... | WILL YOU, PRINCESS ISABELLA MARIA LUCIA... |
289 | 00:14:35,459 | 00:14:36,334 | ELISABETTA! | ELISABETTA! |
290 | 00:14:36,334 | 00:14:38,295 | ...ELISABETTA OF VALENCIA, | ...ELISABETTA OF VALENCIA, |
291 | 00:14:39,797 | 00:14:43,216 | DO ME THE GREATEST HONOR OF BECOMING MRS. GARY GALAVANT? | DO ME THE GREATEST HONOR OF BECOMING MRS. GARY GALAVANT? |
292 | 00:14:44,008 | 00:14:44,968 | GARY? | GARY? |
293 | 00:14:44,968 | 00:14:46,470 | IS THAT SHORT FOR SOMETHING? | IS THAT SHORT FOR SOMETHING? |
294 | 00:14:46,470 | 00:14:47,429 | NO. | NO. |
295 | 00:14:47,429 | 00:14:51,182 | HUH. I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR FIRST NAME WAS GALAVANT. | HUH. I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR FIRST NAME WAS GALAVANT. |
296 | 00:14:51,182 | 00:14:53,727 | UM... I'M STILL KNEELING HERE. | UM... I'M STILL KNEELING HERE. |
297 | 00:14:53,727 | 00:14:54,603 | OH! | OH! |
298 | 00:14:54,603 | 00:14:56,146 | OH, OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. | OH, OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. |
299 | 00:14:56,146 | 00:15:00,024 | AND...OH, YES, I WILL MARRY YOU. | AND...OH, YES, I WILL MARRY YOU. |
300 | 00:15:02,110 | 00:15:05,071 | ♪ A COTTAGE BY THE SEASIDE ♪ | ♪ A COTTAGE BY THE SEASIDE ♪ |
301 | 00:15:05,071 | 00:15:06,865 | ♪ WITH A BEACH TO COMB ♪ | ♪ WITH A BEACH TO COMB ♪ |
302 | 00:15:06,865 | 00:15:09,701 | ♪ I CAN TEND THE GARDEN ♪ | ♪ I CAN TEND THE GARDEN ♪ |
303 | 00:15:09,701 | 00:15:12,036 | ♪ I CAN WRITE MY POEM ♪ | ♪ I CAN WRITE MY POEM ♪ |
304 | 00:15:12,036 | 00:15:13,705 | -♪ WITH SEVEN ♪ -♪ THREE ♪ | -♪ WITH SEVEN ♪ -♪ THREE ♪ |
305 | 00:15:13,705 | 00:15:15,165 | ♪ SMALL CHILDREN ♪ | ♪ SMALL CHILDREN ♪ |
306 | 00:15:15,165 | 00:15:18,126 | ♪ JOURNEY DONE, WE'RE HOME ♪ | ♪ JOURNEY DONE, WE'RE HOME ♪ |
307 | 00:15:18,126 | 00:15:23,340 | ♪ AS EPIC ENDINGS GO, IT'S RATHER SMALL ♪ | ♪ AS EPIC ENDINGS GO, IT'S RATHER SMALL ♪ |
308 | 00:15:23,340 | 00:15:30,472 | ♪ BUT IT'S REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ | ♪ BUT IT'S REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ |
309 | 00:15:30,472 | 00:15:37,562 | ♪ AFTER ALL ♪ | ♪ AFTER ALL ♪ |
310 | 00:15:42,526 | 00:15:44,068 | I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. | I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. |
311 | 00:15:44,068 | 00:15:45,779 | BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING A WEDDING, | BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING A WEDDING, |
312 | 00:15:45,779 | 00:15:47,947 | MAKE SURE YOU BOOK THE VENUE IN SOON | MAKE SURE YOU BOOK THE VENUE IN SOON |
313 | 00:15:47,947 | 00:15:50,408 | BECAUSE IT'S THE VERY BUSY SEASON. | BECAUSE IT'S THE VERY BUSY SEASON. |
314 | 00:15:59,543 | 00:16:04,005 | ♪ | ♪ |
315 | 00:16:04,005 | 00:16:07,384 | OFFICER, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING THAT FAST. | OFFICER, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING THAT FAST. |
316 | 00:16:07,384 | 00:16:09,135 | -THANK YOU. -REALLY? | -THANK YOU. -REALLY? |
317 | 00:16:09,135 | 00:16:11,262 | ♪ | ♪ |
318 | 00:16:13,223 | 00:16:15,517 | NOW BOARDING "B" PASSENGERS ONLY. | NOW BOARDING "B" PASSENGERS ONLY. |
319 | 00:16:15,517 | 00:16:18,645 | "B" PASSENGERS TO THE ISLAND OF SPINSTER. | "B" PASSENGERS TO THE ISLAND OF SPINSTER. |
320 | 00:16:19,813 | 00:16:21,439 | HERE'S A CAT AND SOME CHOCOLATE. | HERE'S A CAT AND SOME CHOCOLATE. |
321 | 00:16:22,440 | 00:16:24,108 | ENJOY THE TRIP. | ENJOY THE TRIP. |
322 | 00:16:24,108 | 00:16:25,569 | THANKS. | THANKS. |
323 | 00:16:25,569 | 00:16:26,820 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
324 | 00:16:27,905 | 00:16:30,949 | ♪ | ♪ |
325 | 00:16:33,702 | 00:16:34,828 | HYAH! | HYAH! |
326 | 00:16:35,871 | 00:16:37,622 | HYAH! | HYAH! |
327 | 00:16:38,957 | 00:16:40,792 | YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. IT'S A RED ZONE. | YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. IT'S A RED ZONE. |
328 | 00:16:40,792 | 00:16:41,710 | KEEP IT! | KEEP IT! |
329 | 00:16:41,710 | 00:16:44,295 | ♪ | ♪ |
330 | 00:16:47,340 | 00:16:49,467 | ROBERTA, WAIT! | ROBERTA, WAIT! |
331 | 00:16:50,719 | 00:16:52,596 | PUT DOWN THAT CAT. | PUT DOWN THAT CAT. |
332 | 00:16:54,097 | 00:16:55,014 | WHA-- | WHA-- |
333 | 00:16:56,892 | 00:17:00,270 | RICHARD, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALIVE? | RICHARD, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALIVE? |
334 | 00:17:00,270 | 00:17:01,605 | YOU DIDN'T GO TO WAR? | YOU DIDN'T GO TO WAR? |
335 | 00:17:01,605 | 00:17:04,649 | NO, I DID. BUT I DIDN'T DIE. | NO, I DID. BUT I DIDN'T DIE. |
336 | 00:17:04,649 | 00:17:05,984 | QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. | QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. |
337 | 00:17:05,984 | 00:17:08,194 | I KILLED THE BAD GUY AND EVERYTHING. | I KILLED THE BAD GUY AND EVERYTHING. |
338 | 00:17:08,194 | 00:17:10,029 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED? | DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED? |
339 | 00:17:11,782 | 00:17:14,993 | I MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF, | I MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF, |
340 | 00:17:14,993 | 00:17:19,706 | BUT WITHOUT YOU, IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. | BUT WITHOUT YOU, IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. |
341 | 00:17:20,958 | 00:17:23,585 | PLEASE DON'T GET ON THAT LONELY SHIP TO DAY-DRINK CHABLIS. | PLEASE DON'T GET ON THAT LONELY SHIP TO DAY-DRINK CHABLIS. |
342 | 00:17:23,585 | 00:17:24,377 | COME LIVE YOUR LI-- | COME LIVE YOUR LI-- |
343 | 00:17:24,377 | 00:17:26,170 | NO, STOP TALKING AND KISS ME. | NO, STOP TALKING AND KISS ME. |
344 | 00:17:26,170 | 00:17:27,923 | ♪ | ♪ |
345 | 00:17:27,923 | 00:17:29,048 | AWW! | AWW! |
346 | 00:17:31,259 | 00:17:31,969 | WOW. | WOW. |
347 | 00:17:31,969 | 00:17:34,972 | THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. | THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. |
348 | 00:17:34,972 | 00:17:36,097 | -EW! -EW! | -EW! -EW! |
349 | 00:17:36,097 | 00:17:37,599 | I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. | I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. |
350 | 00:17:38,558 | 00:17:39,559 | ENOUGH ALREADY! | ENOUGH ALREADY! |
351 | 00:17:39,559 | 00:17:40,310 | SHOW-OFF. | SHOW-OFF. |
352 | 00:17:40,310 | 00:17:41,812 | YEAH, THIS COULD GET UGLY. WE SHOULD GO. | YEAH, THIS COULD GET UGLY. WE SHOULD GO. |
353 | 00:17:45,315 | 00:17:48,401 | ♪ DO YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, TAKE THIS MALE MODEL ♪ | ♪ DO YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, TAKE THIS MALE MODEL ♪ |
354 | 00:17:48,401 | 00:17:49,903 | ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ | ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ |
355 | 00:17:49,903 | 00:17:50,695 | I DO. | I DO. |
356 | 00:17:50,695 | 00:17:54,574 | ♪ DO YOU, GOOD SIR, TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SUPERIOR ♪ | ♪ DO YOU, GOOD SIR, TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SUPERIOR ♪ |
357 | 00:17:54,574 | 00:17:55,742 | ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ | ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ |
358 | 00:17:55,742 | 00:17:57,452 | YES. I DO. | YES. I DO. |
359 | 00:17:57,452 | 00:17:59,037 | ♪ FOR RICHER, FOR POORER ♪ | ♪ FOR RICHER, FOR POORER ♪ |
360 | 00:17:59,037 | 00:18:00,413 | ♪ IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH ♪ | ♪ IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH ♪ |
361 | 00:18:00,413 | 00:18:03,082 | ♪ THROUGH RAMPAGING VIKINGS AND CANNIBAL ELVES ♪ | ♪ THROUGH RAMPAGING VIKINGS AND CANNIBAL ELVES ♪ |
362 | 00:18:03,082 | 00:18:06,294 | ♪ THROUGH HOBBITS AND BIKERS AND DOLPHINS WITH LASERS ♪ | ♪ THROUGH HOBBITS AND BIKERS AND DOLPHINS WITH LASERS ♪ |
363 | 00:18:06,294 | 00:18:08,005 | ♪ AND MUTANTS AND LAWYERS AND -- ♪ | ♪ AND MUTANTS AND LAWYERS AND -- ♪ |
364 | 00:18:08,005 | 00:18:09,923 | OH, MY GOD, JUST KISS THE BRIDE! | OH, MY GOD, JUST KISS THE BRIDE! |
365 | 00:18:12,676 | 00:18:13,802 | NOT YEASTY. | NOT YEASTY. |
366 | 00:18:13,802 | 00:18:14,719 | OR MUSTY. | OR MUSTY. |
367 | 00:18:14,719 | 00:18:16,179 | ♪ | ♪ |
368 | 00:18:29,275 | 00:18:32,195 | ♪ SO, THERE'S THE EVER AFTER, AS PROMISED ALL ALONG ♪ | ♪ SO, THERE'S THE EVER AFTER, AS PROMISED ALL ALONG ♪ |
369 | 00:18:32,195 | 00:18:34,990 | ♪ WHO BETTER NOW TO WRAP IT UP AND SEAL IT WITH A SONG ♪ | ♪ WHO BETTER NOW TO WRAP IT UP AND SEAL IT WITH A SONG ♪ |
370 | 00:18:34,990 | 00:18:36,533 | ♪ EXCEPT THE MONKS? ♪ | ♪ EXCEPT THE MONKS? ♪ |
371 | 00:18:36,533 | 00:18:39,870 | ♪ AND, HEY, WE'RE THE MONKS ♪ | ♪ AND, HEY, WE'RE THE MONKS ♪ |
372 | 00:18:39,870 | 00:18:40,620 | ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ | ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ |
373 | 00:18:40,620 | 00:18:42,789 | ♪ WE'RE THE GENRE-BENDING, TWITTER-TRENDING ♪ | ♪ WE'RE THE GENRE-BENDING, TWITTER-TRENDING ♪ |
374 | 00:18:42,789 | 00:18:45,458 | ♪ BRING-YOU-THE-HAPPY-ENDING MONKS ♪ | ♪ BRING-YOU-THE-HAPPY-ENDING MONKS ♪ |
375 | 00:18:47,002 | 00:18:50,463 | ♪ AND A NEW SEASON BURST ALL OVER THE LAND ♪ | ♪ AND A NEW SEASON BURST ALL OVER THE LAND ♪ |
376 | 00:18:50,463 | 00:18:51,840 | ♪ WITH NEW HOPE ♪ | ♪ WITH NEW HOPE ♪ |
377 | 00:18:51,840 | 00:18:55,301 | ♪ DESPITE THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM ♪ | ♪ DESPITE THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM ♪ |
378 | 00:18:55,301 | 00:18:58,221 | ♪ THE TRUE RULERS REASSUME THEIR COMMAND ♪ | ♪ THE TRUE RULERS REASSUME THEIR COMMAND ♪ |
379 | 00:18:58,221 | 00:19:02,183 | ♪ THE OLD TYRANTS, FRANKLY NOBODY MISSED 'EM ♪ | ♪ THE OLD TYRANTS, FRANKLY NOBODY MISSED 'EM ♪ |
380 | 00:19:03,476 | 00:19:04,644 | ♪ THE WINNERS, THEY TOOK ALL ♪ | ♪ THE WINNERS, THEY TOOK ALL ♪ |
381 | 00:19:04,644 | 00:19:07,146 | ♪ AND ALL THE LOSERS, THEY GOT SQUAT ♪ | ♪ AND ALL THE LOSERS, THEY GOT SQUAT ♪ |
382 | 00:19:07,146 | 00:19:08,314 | HEY, FRIEND. | HEY, FRIEND. |
383 | 00:19:08,314 | 00:19:12,485 | I'VE DECIDED TO GO AND RESCUE MADALENA FROM HERSELF. | I'VE DECIDED TO GO AND RESCUE MADALENA FROM HERSELF. |
384 | 00:19:12,485 | 00:19:14,237 | ARE YOU UP FOR AN ADVENTURE? | ARE YOU UP FOR AN ADVENTURE? |
385 | 00:19:14,237 | 00:19:15,655 | DEFINITELY. | DEFINITELY. |
386 | 00:19:15,655 | 00:19:17,741 | I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA BREAK THIS ARMOR IN. | I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA BREAK THIS ARMOR IN. |
387 | 00:19:20,994 | 00:19:22,871 | ♪ AND THOSE WHO HAD REDEEMED THEMSELVES ♪ | ♪ AND THOSE WHO HAD REDEEMED THEMSELVES ♪ |
388 | 00:19:22,871 | 00:19:24,288 | ♪ ALL GOT A SECOND SHOT ♪ | ♪ ALL GOT A SECOND SHOT ♪ |
389 | 00:19:24,288 | 00:19:25,749 | I GOT A LINE IN THE SONG. THEY FI-- | I GOT A LINE IN THE SONG. THEY FI-- |
390 | 00:19:25,749 | 00:19:29,460 | ♪ AND TWO HEROES GOT TO HANG UP THEIR SWORDS ♪ | ♪ AND TWO HEROES GOT TO HANG UP THEIR SWORDS ♪ |
391 | 00:19:29,460 | 00:19:32,756 | ♪ TO LIVE LIFE ENJOYING SIMPLE REWARDS ♪ | ♪ TO LIVE LIFE ENJOYING SIMPLE REWARDS ♪ |
392 | 00:19:32,756 | 00:19:35,383 | ♪ AND TRUE EVIL DISAPPEARED ♪ | ♪ AND TRUE EVIL DISAPPEARED ♪ |
393 | 00:19:35,383 | 00:19:37,928 | ♪ WITHIN A CLOUD OF MINOR CHORDS ♪ | ♪ WITHIN A CLOUD OF MINOR CHORDS ♪ |
394 | 00:19:48,646 | 00:19:52,817 | I'M HERE TO SEE THE DEL -- THE DARK EVIL LORD. | I'M HERE TO SEE THE DEL -- THE DARK EVIL LORD. |
395 | 00:19:54,736 | 00:19:56,320 | AND HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. | AND HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. |
396 | 00:19:57,447 | 00:19:58,531 | WHAT IS THIS? | WHAT IS THIS? |
397 | 00:19:58,531 | 00:20:02,077 | DOES IT HOLD THE DARK POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE? | DOES IT HOLD THE DARK POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE? |
398 | 00:20:02,077 | 00:20:04,162 | OH, SORRY, NO. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. | OH, SORRY, NO. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. |
399 | 00:20:04,162 | 00:20:05,914 | NO, HE JUST THINKS YOU NEED TO ACCESSORIZE. | NO, HE JUST THINKS YOU NEED TO ACCESSORIZE. |
400 | 00:20:05,914 | 00:20:07,832 | HE'S ALSO A FASHION CONSULTANT. | HE'S ALSO A FASHION CONSULTANT. |
401 | 00:20:09,333 | 00:20:11,586 | NOW COME IN, AND HE WILL BEGIN YOUR TRAINING | NOW COME IN, AND HE WILL BEGIN YOUR TRAINING |
402 | 00:20:11,586 | 00:20:14,923 | TO MAKE YOU THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE SEVEN REALMS. | TO MAKE YOU THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE SEVEN REALMS. |
403 | 00:20:18,051 | 00:20:20,553 | NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW. | NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW. |
404 | 00:20:24,432 | 00:20:26,267 | ♪ AND NOW WE'RE ALMOST DONE ♪ | ♪ AND NOW WE'RE ALMOST DONE ♪ |
405 | 00:20:26,267 | 00:20:27,894 | ♪ OUR TALE COMPLETELY SPUN ♪ | ♪ OUR TALE COMPLETELY SPUN ♪ |
406 | 00:20:27,894 | 00:20:31,230 | ♪ AS BUFFED AND POLISHED AS A ROYAL JEWEL ♪ | ♪ AS BUFFED AND POLISHED AS A ROYAL JEWEL ♪ |
407 | 00:20:31,230 | 00:20:32,941 | ♪ THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT TO TELL ♪ | ♪ THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT TO TELL ♪ |
408 | 00:20:32,941 | 00:20:34,651 | ♪ AND, HEY, THAT'S JUST AS WELL ♪ | ♪ AND, HEY, THAT'S JUST AS WELL ♪ |
409 | 00:20:34,651 | 00:20:37,779 | ♪ UNLESS WE GET ONE MORE SURPRISE RENEWAL ♪ | ♪ UNLESS WE GET ONE MORE SURPRISE RENEWAL ♪ |
410 | 00:20:37,779 | 00:20:41,324 | ♪ NOW WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO AND GET WORK ♪ | ♪ NOW WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO AND GET WORK ♪ |
411 | 00:20:41,324 | 00:20:44,702 | ♪ ON SOME CHEAP-ASS CABLE NETWORK ♪ | ♪ ON SOME CHEAP-ASS CABLE NETWORK ♪ |
412 | 00:20:44,702 | 00:20:46,955 | ♪ BUT THE DOOR IS NOT QUITE SHUT ♪ | ♪ BUT THE DOOR IS NOT QUITE SHUT ♪ |
413 | 00:20:46,955 | 00:20:48,623 | ♪ SO IF WE MAKE THE CUT ♪ | ♪ SO IF WE MAKE THE CUT ♪ |
414 | 00:20:48,623 | 00:20:54,838 | ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL SEE ON "GALAVANT" ♪ | ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL SEE ON "GALAVANT" ♪ |
415 | 00:21:00,468 | 00:21:02,345 | TIME TO FEED TAD COOPER. | TIME TO FEED TAD COOPER. |
416 | 00:21:02,345 | 00:21:04,347 | YOU KNOW HE ONLY EATS IF YOU FEED HIM. | YOU KNOW HE ONLY EATS IF YOU FEED HIM. |
417 | 00:21:04,347 | 00:21:06,432 | HE'S SUCH A FINICKY LITTLE FELLOW. | HE'S SUCH A FINICKY LITTLE FELLOW. |
418 | 00:21:07,809 | 00:21:10,145 | ♪ | ♪ |
419 | 00:21:15,859 | 00:21:17,110 | THERE WE GO. | THERE WE GO. |
420 | 00:21:20,238 | 00:21:22,406 | OH, TAD COOPER! | OH, TAD COOPER! |
421 | 00:21:22,406 | 00:21:24,492 | DINNER TIME! | DINNER TIME! |
422 | 00:21:28,496 | 00:21:30,623 | I HAVE A DRAGON. | I HAVE A DRAGON. |