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1 00:00:08,593 00:00:11,136 MAKE WAY FOR YOUR KING RICHARD, SWINE! MAKE WAY FOR YOUR KING RICHARD, SWINE!
2 00:00:11,136 00:00:12,221 THANKS, GARETH. THANKS, GARETH.
3 00:00:12,221 00:00:14,432 HI, EVERYONE. I'D LIKE TO SWING NOW. HI, EVERYONE. I'D LIKE TO SWING NOW.
4 00:00:15,558 00:00:16,517 OH! OH!
5 00:00:18,227 00:00:19,854 LOOK, GARETH, NO HANDS! LOOK, GARETH, NO HANDS!
6 00:00:19,854 00:00:21,313 VERY IMPRESSIVE, MY KING. VERY IMPRESSIVE, MY KING.
7 00:00:21,313 00:00:22,314 ISN'T YOUR KING IMPRESSIVE? ISN'T YOUR KING IMPRESSIVE?
8 00:00:25,860 00:00:26,945 TA-DA! TA-DA!
9 00:00:26,945 00:00:29,739 YOUR KING MADE A SAND CASTLE. PRAISE HIM! YOUR KING MADE A SAND CASTLE. PRAISE HIM!
10 00:00:29,739 00:00:31,282 GREATEST CASTLE EVER, MY KING. GREATEST CASTLE EVER, MY KING.
11 00:00:31,282 00:00:32,658 YOU'RE MY HERO, MY KING. YOU'RE MY HERO, MY KING.
12 00:00:32,658 00:00:34,702 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE YOU A THEME SONG, MY KING? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WRITE YOU A THEME SONG, MY KING?
13 00:00:34,702 00:00:35,536 SHUT UP, MENKEN. APPLAUSE! SHUT UP, MENKEN. APPLAUSE!
14 00:00:43,711 00:00:45,004 ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
15 00:00:45,004 00:00:46,798 THEY CHEER BECAUSE I'M KING THEY CHEER BECAUSE I'M KING
16 00:00:46,798 00:00:49,049 AND BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED, AND BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED,
17 00:00:49,049 00:00:50,509 NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I DO. NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I DO.
18 00:00:50,509 00:00:52,845 YOUR KING HAD A REALIZATION. YOUR KING HAD A REALIZATION.
19 00:00:52,845 00:00:54,680 -CHEER HIS REALIZATION! -YAY. -CHEER HIS REALIZATION! -YAY.
20 00:00:54,680 00:00:56,849 I'M NO HERO. I'M NO HERO.
21 00:00:56,849 00:00:58,810 I'M A PHONY. I'M A PHONY.
22 00:00:58,810 00:01:01,813
23 00:01:01,813 00:01:05,357 ♪ WILL MY DAY EVER COME? ♪ ♪ WILL MY DAY EVER COME? ♪
24 00:01:05,357 00:01:09,111 ♪ WILL MY MOMENT ARRIVE? ♪ ♪ WILL MY MOMENT ARRIVE? ♪
25 00:01:09,111 00:01:16,243 ♪ WILL I EVER BE MORE THAN JUST SOME POOR, FAT LOSER? ♪ ♪ WILL I EVER BE MORE THAN JUST SOME POOR, FAT LOSER? ♪
26 00:01:16,243 00:01:21,332 ♪ DO I EVER BECOME THE HERO? ♪ ♪ DO I EVER BECOME THE HERO? ♪
27 00:01:21,332 00:01:24,836 ♪ WILL I WED THE GIRL I LOVE? ♪ ♪ WILL I WED THE GIRL I LOVE? ♪
28 00:01:24,836 00:01:30,549 ♪ AM I GOING TO GET TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? ♪ ♪ AM I GOING TO GET TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? ♪
29 00:01:30,549 00:01:31,968 I'M NOT TELLING YOU. YOU'RE A CHILD. I'M NOT TELLING YOU. YOU'RE A CHILD.
30 00:01:31,968 00:01:33,552 WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT? WHO ARE YOU?
31 00:01:33,552 00:01:35,013 I'M YOU -- IN THE FUTURE. I'M YOU -- IN THE FUTURE.
32 00:01:35,013 00:01:37,015 -COOL. -OH, GOD. -COOL. -OH, GOD.
33 00:01:37,015 00:01:39,600 ♪ WILL I BE A GOOD KING? ♪ ♪ WILL I BE A GOOD KING? ♪
34 00:01:39,600 00:01:41,352 ♪ NOT REALLY ♪ ♪ NOT REALLY ♪
35 00:01:41,352 00:01:43,437 ♪ LOVED BY ALL THAT I RULE? ♪ ♪ LOVED BY ALL THAT I RULE? ♪
36 00:01:43,437 00:01:44,981 ♪ NOPE, SORRY ♪ ♪ NOPE, SORRY ♪
37 00:01:44,981 00:01:50,235 ♪ DO I STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND RIGHT AND GOOD? ♪ ♪ DO I STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND RIGHT AND GOOD? ♪
38 00:01:50,235 00:01:51,779 ♪ LET'S SEE NOW ♪ ♪ LET'S SEE NOW ♪
39 00:01:51,779 00:01:53,113 ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪ ♪ NO, NO, NO ♪
40 00:01:53,113 00:01:56,034 ♪ WILL I GO ON SOME GRAND ADVENTURES ♪ ♪ WILL I GO ON SOME GRAND ADVENTURES ♪
41 00:01:56,034 00:01:56,826 ♪ WELL... ♪ ♪ WELL... ♪
42 00:01:56,826 00:01:59,954 ♪ WITH MY CLOSEST, BESTEST CHUM? ♪ ♪ WITH MY CLOSEST, BESTEST CHUM? ♪
43 00:01:59,954 00:02:01,330 ♪ NOT EXACTLY ♪ ♪ NOT EXACTLY ♪
44 00:02:01,330 00:02:06,168 ♪ WHEN WILL THAT DAY COME? ♪ ♪ WHEN WILL THAT DAY COME? ♪
45 00:02:06,168 00:02:08,379 IT'S NEVER GONNA COME, IS IT? IT'S NEVER GONNA COME, IS IT?
46 00:02:08,379 00:02:12,091 ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? ♪ ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? ♪
47 00:02:12,091 00:02:15,302 ♪ AM I USELESS? ♪ ♪ AM I USELESS? ♪
48 00:02:15,302 00:02:21,600 ♪ ARE WE DOOMED TO BE COMPLETELY LAME? ♪ ♪ ARE WE DOOMED TO BE COMPLETELY LAME? ♪
49 00:02:23,644 00:02:27,606 ♪ WILL MY STAR EVER RISE? ♪ ♪ WILL MY STAR EVER RISE? ♪
50 00:02:27,606 00:02:31,276 ♪ WILL MY LIFE EVER CHANGE? ♪ ♪ WILL MY LIFE EVER CHANGE? ♪
51 00:02:31,276 00:02:38,034 ♪ AM I DESTINED TO BE ACHIEVEMENT-FREE FOREVER? ♪ ♪ AM I DESTINED TO BE ACHIEVEMENT-FREE FOREVER? ♪
52 00:02:38,034 00:02:42,830 ♪ I DON'T NEED ALL MY DREAMS TO HAPPEN ♪ ♪ I DON'T NEED ALL MY DREAMS TO HAPPEN ♪
53 00:02:42,830 00:02:45,332 ♪ OR A BUNCH ♪ ♪ OR A BUNCH ♪
54 00:02:45,332 00:02:47,209 ♪ OR EVEN SOME ♪ ♪ OR EVEN SOME ♪
55 00:02:49,837 00:02:53,507 ♪ WILL MY DAY ♪ ♪ WILL MY DAY ♪
56 00:02:53,507 00:03:00,098 ♪ EVER COME? ♪ ♪ EVER COME? ♪
57 00:03:05,895 00:03:06,812 WHAT? WHAT?
58 00:03:06,812 00:03:09,065 I'M SINGING A DUET WITH MY INNER CHILD. I'M SINGING A DUET WITH MY INNER CHILD.
59 00:03:10,900 00:03:12,985 OH, LIKE I GIVE A MONKEY'S BUTT WHAT YOU THINK. OH, LIKE I GIVE A MONKEY'S BUTT WHAT YOU THINK.
60 00:03:12,985 00:03:14,737 A ZOMBIE ARMY'S ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH THAT DOOR. A ZOMBIE ARMY'S ABOUT TO BREAK THROUGH THAT DOOR.
61 00:03:14,737 00:03:16,405 WE'LL BE DEAD IN MINUTES ANYWAY. WE'LL BE DEAD IN MINUTES ANYWAY.
62 00:03:18,574 00:03:20,492 WHAT IS THAT NOISE? WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
63 00:03:20,492 00:03:23,328 LAST TIME I HEARD THAT WAS IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST. LAST TIME I HEARD THAT WAS IN THE ENCHANTED FOREST.
64 00:03:23,328 00:03:27,207 WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE?
65 00:03:27,207 00:03:32,546 ANOTHER ARMY APPROACHES AND UNDER A RAINBOW. ANOTHER ARMY APPROACHES AND UNDER A RAINBOW.
66 00:03:32,546 00:03:34,757 I'M KIND OF DIGGING THIS BEAT. I'M KIND OF DIGGING THIS BEAT.
67 00:03:34,757 00:03:35,800 YES. YES.
68 00:03:35,800 00:03:38,719
69 00:03:38,719 00:03:42,807 MEN AND WOMEN OF THE SECOND SEASON! MEN AND WOMEN OF THE SECOND SEASON!
70 00:03:42,807 00:03:44,183 ATTACK! ATTACK!
71 00:03:45,851 00:03:46,894 IF I PULL THIS OFF, IF I PULL THIS OFF,
72 00:03:46,894 00:03:48,270 HE'S DEFINITELY GIVING ME HEALTH INSURANCE. HE'S DEFINITELY GIVING ME HEALTH INSURANCE.
73 00:03:54,443 00:03:57,113 HELLO! HELLO!
74 00:03:57,113 00:03:59,239 ANYONE IN THERE? ANYONE IN THERE?
75 00:03:59,239 00:04:00,532 THAT DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS. THAT DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.
76 00:04:00,532 00:04:03,786 'TIS I, SID OF SIDNEYLAND! 'TIS I, SID OF SIDNEYLAND!
77 00:04:03,786 00:04:05,037 SID? SID?
78 00:04:05,037 00:04:07,123 WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO WEIRD? WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO WEIRD?
79 00:04:07,123 00:04:09,416 I WAS TRYING SOMETHING, AND IT DIDN'T WORK! I WAS TRYING SOMETHING, AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
80 00:04:09,416 00:04:11,627 CAN YOU OPEN UP THE GATE? IT'S PRETTY INTENSE OUT HERE! CAN YOU OPEN UP THE GATE? IT'S PRETTY INTENSE OUT HERE!
81 00:04:11,627 00:04:12,962 OH, FINE. OPEN THE GATE. OH, FINE. OPEN THE GATE.
82 00:04:17,091 00:04:18,634 SID! SID!
83 00:04:18,634 00:04:20,594 WE BROKE THROUGH THEIR LINES. WE BROKE THROUGH THEIR LINES.
84 00:04:20,594 00:04:21,720 WE CAN'T HOLD THEM FOREVER. WE CAN'T HOLD THEM FOREVER.
85 00:04:21,720 00:04:22,930 SID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
86 00:04:22,930 00:04:25,641 AFTER I RAN OFF, I WENT IN SEARCH OF AN ARMY AFTER I RAN OFF, I WENT IN SEARCH OF AN ARMY
87 00:04:25,641 00:04:28,102 SO I COULD REDEEM MYSELF FOR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOU. SO I COULD REDEEM MYSELF FOR ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOU.
88 00:04:28,102 00:04:29,103 WAIT. WHAT? WAIT. WHAT?
89 00:04:29,103 00:04:30,270 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND ONE. YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND ONE.
90 00:04:30,270 00:04:32,023 -OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. -NO KIDDING. -OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. -NO KIDDING.
91 00:04:32,023 00:04:33,440 BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST BUT THEN I WANDERED INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST
92 00:04:33,440 00:04:35,109 FOR A DRINK, NOT KNOWING IT WAS A -- FOR A DRINK, NOT KNOWING IT WAS A --
93 00:04:35,109 00:04:36,110 -YOU KNEW. -YOU KNEW. -YOU KNEW. -YOU KNEW.
94 00:04:36,110 00:04:37,569 -HE KNEW. -YEAH, I KNEW. -HE KNEW. -YEAH, I KNEW.
95 00:04:37,569 00:04:39,404 WHEN THEY HEARD THAT GALAVANT NEEDED HELP, WHEN THEY HEARD THAT GALAVANT NEEDED HELP,
96 00:04:39,404 00:04:40,739 THEY TOOK UP ARMS. THEY TOOK UP ARMS.
97 00:04:40,739 00:04:43,242 AND SO DID THE PIRATES AND THE DWARVES AND GIANTS. AND SO DID THE PIRATES AND THE DWARVES AND GIANTS.
98 00:04:43,242 00:04:45,577 AND PRINCESS JUBILEE'S ENTOURAGE DID THE SAME THING. AND PRINCESS JUBILEE'S ENTOURAGE DID THE SAME THING.
99 00:04:45,577 00:04:47,830 AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
100 00:04:47,830 00:04:49,832 I-IS THE PIRATE KING WITH YOU? I LOVE THAT GUY. I-IS THE PIRATE KING WITH YOU? I LOVE THAT GUY.
101 00:04:49,832 00:04:51,876 YEAH, WE -- WE COULDN'T AFFORD HIM YEAH, WE -- WE COULDN'T AFFORD HIM
102 00:04:51,876 00:04:54,128 OR THE LEADER OF THE GIANTS OR JUBILEE OR THE LEADER OF THE GIANTS OR JUBILEE
103 00:04:54,128 00:04:55,921 OR REALLY ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZABLE. OR REALLY ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZABLE.
104 00:04:55,921 00:04:57,506 YOU SAVED US ALL. YOU SAVED US ALL.
105 00:04:58,382 00:04:59,842 WELL DONE, SID. WELL DONE, SID.
106 00:05:01,552 00:05:04,513 RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO DO THIS. RIGHT. IT'S TIME TO DO THIS.
107 00:05:04,513 00:05:05,681 WITH THE EXTRA NUMBERS, WITH THE EXTRA NUMBERS,
108 00:05:05,681 00:05:07,599 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TURN THE TIDE. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TURN THE TIDE.
109 00:05:07,599 00:05:09,977 GARETH, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE CENTER GARETH, YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO THROUGH THE CENTER
110 00:05:09,977 00:05:12,771 AND TRY AND DRAW WORMWOOD AND MADALENA'S ATTENTION. AND TRY AND DRAW WORMWOOD AND MADALENA'S ATTENTION.
111 00:05:12,771 00:05:15,191 ISABELLA, TAKE RICHARD ON HORSEBACK AND FLANK THEM. ISABELLA, TAKE RICHARD ON HORSEBACK AND FLANK THEM.
112 00:05:15,191 00:05:16,483 THEN WE'LL MEET YOU ON THE HILLSIDE. THEN WE'LL MEET YOU ON THE HILLSIDE.
113 00:05:16,483 00:05:18,652 AND I PROMISE -- AFTER THIS, AND I PROMISE -- AFTER THIS,
114 00:05:18,652 00:05:19,987 I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE AGAIN. I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE AGAIN.
115 00:05:19,987 00:05:23,282 AH, SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WOOP-WOOP TONIGHT. AH, SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WOOP-WOOP TONIGHT.
116 00:05:23,282 00:05:24,992 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
117 00:05:24,992 00:05:26,618 I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA.
118 00:05:26,618 00:05:28,537 EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY...
119 00:05:28,537 00:05:30,372 LET'S MOVE OUT! LET'S MOVE OUT!
120 00:05:30,372 00:05:33,834
121 00:05:38,089 00:05:40,258 LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO MAKE A GAME OF IT. LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO MAKE A GAME OF IT.
122 00:05:40,258 00:05:43,052 HA! FINE BY ME. HA! FINE BY ME.
123 00:05:43,052 00:05:44,262 ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪
124 00:05:44,262 00:05:45,387 PLEASE STOP. WE ALREADY SANG THAT ONE. PLEASE STOP. WE ALREADY SANG THAT ONE.
125 00:05:45,387 00:05:47,932 SORRY. IT'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY. SORRY. IT'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY CATCHY.
126 00:05:47,932 00:05:49,558 AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE. AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.
127 00:05:49,558 00:05:51,685 GARETH DOES NOT GET HURT. GARETH DOES NOT GET HURT.
128 00:05:51,685 00:05:53,104 VERY WELL, MY QUEEN. VERY WELL, MY QUEEN.
129 00:05:53,104 00:05:55,314 RANDOM THOUGHT -- THERE'S SOME RANDOM THOUGHT -- THERE'S SOME
130 00:05:55,314 00:05:57,733 VERY VICIOUS-LOOKING WEAPONS IN THE ARMORY. VERY VICIOUS-LOOKING WEAPONS IN THE ARMORY.
131 00:05:57,733 00:05:59,818 NOW THAT YOU'RE THE DARK QUEEN, NOW THAT YOU'RE THE DARK QUEEN,
132 00:05:59,818 00:06:01,153 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PICK ON OUT? WHY DON'T YOU GO AND PICK ON OUT?
133 00:06:01,153 00:06:03,614 GIVE YOU THAT... ICONIC LOOK. GIVE YOU THAT... ICONIC LOOK.
134 00:06:03,614 00:06:06,033 AND DO YOU PROMISE THAT GARETH WILL BE FINE? AND DO YOU PROMISE THAT GARETH WILL BE FINE?
135 00:06:06,033 00:06:08,244 OOH, PINKIE SWEAR. OOH, PINKIE SWEAR.
136 00:06:13,332 00:06:15,251 YES. YES.
137 00:06:19,046 00:06:21,048 HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY OUT! HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY OUT!
138 00:06:23,675 00:06:25,219 WHOA! REALLY. WHOA! REALLY.
139 00:06:25,219 00:06:27,096 SORRY, THAT EXIT IS CLOSED. SORRY, THAT EXIT IS CLOSED.
140 00:06:27,096 00:06:28,806 COME ON! THIS WAY! COME ON! THIS WAY!
141 00:06:30,432 00:06:31,433 SHOOP-AH! SHOOP-AH!
142 00:06:36,605 00:06:39,942 HMM. WHAT TO CHOOSE. HMM. WHAT TO CHOOSE.
143 00:06:42,861 00:06:44,696 OOH, QUEENIE LIKEY. OOH, QUEENIE LIKEY.
144 00:06:46,573 00:06:48,326 REMEMBER ME? REMEMBER ME?
145 00:06:48,326 00:06:50,661 OH, DON'T BE SO RHETORICAL. OH, DON'T BE SO RHETORICAL.
146 00:06:50,661 00:06:53,622
147 00:06:53,622 00:06:55,499 AND THAT HOOKY THING IS MINE. AND THAT HOOKY THING IS MINE.
148 00:06:55,499 00:06:57,626 I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND A JEWELRY BOX. I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND A JEWELRY BOX.
149 00:06:57,626 00:06:59,586 I'VE BEEN ENGAGED TO MY 11-YEAR-OLD COUSIN. I'VE BEEN ENGAGED TO MY 11-YEAR-OLD COUSIN.
150 00:06:59,586 00:07:02,589 I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF TWO YEARS IN THE SAME OUTFIT. I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF TWO YEARS IN THE SAME OUTFIT.
151 00:07:02,589 00:07:04,967 I AM GETTING MY HAPPY ENDING. I AM GETTING MY HAPPY ENDING.
152 00:07:04,967 00:07:06,969 OKAY, THEN. OKAY, THEN.
153 00:07:06,969 00:07:09,930
154 00:07:12,432 00:07:13,392 BRING IT. BOOM. BRING IT. BOOM.
155 00:07:16,561 00:07:18,981 THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM! THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
156 00:07:20,983 00:07:24,820 YOU MUST BE THE MR. WORMWOOD I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. YOU MUST BE THE MR. WORMWOOD I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT.
157 00:07:24,820 00:07:27,823 OH, KING RICHARD, I PRESUME. OH, KING RICHARD, I PRESUME.
158 00:07:27,823 00:07:29,491 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRESUME, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRESUME,
159 00:07:29,491 00:07:31,785 YOU MAKE A "PRES" OUT OF "U" AND "ME." YOU MAKE A "PRES" OUT OF "U" AND "ME."
160 00:07:31,785 00:07:33,453 SORRY, WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SORRY, WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
161 00:07:33,453 00:07:34,538 NOT SURE. NOT SURE.
162 00:07:36,665 00:07:37,582 CARE TO DANCE? CARE TO DANCE?
163 00:07:37,582 00:07:39,084 -LOVE TO. -EXCELLENT. -LOVE TO. -EXCELLENT.
164 00:07:39,084 00:07:40,169 LET'S BE CLEAR, RIGHT? LET'S BE CLEAR, RIGHT?
165 00:07:40,169 00:07:42,213 WHEN YOU SAY "DANCE," YOU MEAN "FIGHT." WHEN YOU SAY "DANCE," YOU MEAN "FIGHT."
166 00:07:42,213 00:07:43,381 YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DANCE. YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DANCE.
167 00:07:43,381 00:07:45,590 -CORRECT -- FIGHT, NOT DANCE. -YEAH. -CORRECT -- FIGHT, NOT DANCE. -YEAH.
168 00:07:45,590 00:07:47,051 SORRY, D-DID YOU WANT TO DANCE? SORRY, D-DID YOU WANT TO DANCE?
169 00:07:47,051 00:07:49,261 NO. RI-- COME ON, KIND OF WEIRD. NO. RI-- COME ON, KIND OF WEIRD.
170 00:07:49,261 00:07:51,180 YOU KNOW, SORRY. THIS FACE-OFF ISN'T GOING GREAT. YOU KNOW, SORRY. THIS FACE-OFF ISN'T GOING GREAT.
171 00:07:51,180 00:07:52,390 WOULD MIND IF WE STARTED OVER? WOULD MIND IF WE STARTED OVER?
172 00:07:52,390 00:07:53,682 YEAH, SURE. YEAH, SURE.
173 00:07:54,892 00:07:56,852 WELL, WELL, WELL. WELL, WELL, WELL.
174 00:07:56,852 00:08:00,981 IF IT ISN'T THE SOON-TO-BE-DEAD MR. WORMWOOD. IF IT ISN'T THE SOON-TO-BE-DEAD MR. WORMWOOD.
175 00:08:00,981 00:08:03,401 OH, MUCH BETTER. OH, MUCH BETTER.
176 00:08:03,401 00:08:06,486
177 00:08:20,000 00:08:20,876 ARE YOU DONE? ARE YOU DONE?
178 00:08:45,359 00:08:47,403 I JUST HAD THESE DONE. I JUST HAD THESE DONE.
179 00:08:49,447 00:08:53,075 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SWORD MAKES YOU DO. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SWORD MAKES YOU DO.
180 00:08:53,075 00:08:54,952 OF COURSE I DO... OF COURSE I DO...
181 00:08:54,952 00:08:55,869 NOT. NO, I DON'T. NOT. NO, I DON'T.
182 00:08:56,703 00:09:00,416 WELL, IT MAKES YOU THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. WELL, IT MAKES YOU THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL.
183 00:09:00,416 00:09:01,166 IT IS? IT IS?
184 00:09:01,166 00:09:04,628 YES. PITY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. YES. PITY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.
185 00:09:04,628 00:09:06,671 WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
186 00:09:06,671 00:09:08,090 AAH! AAH!
187 00:09:11,427 00:09:13,345 SO, ANY LAST WORDS? SO, ANY LAST WORDS?
188 00:09:13,345 00:09:15,473 JUST FOUR. JUST FOUR.
189 00:09:16,390 00:09:19,977 I HAVE A DRAGON! I HAVE A DRAGON!
190 00:09:19,977 00:09:22,271 COME ON NOW, TAD COOPER. I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU. COME ON NOW, TAD COOPER. I SUPER BELIEVE IN YOU.
191 00:09:23,063 00:09:24,815 RAIN FIRE! RAIN FIRE!
192 00:09:26,233 00:09:27,901 NO! NO!
193 00:09:28,610 00:09:30,737 TAD COOPER! TAD COOPER!
194 00:09:31,905 00:09:32,781 OH, NO. OH, NO.
195 00:09:34,032 00:09:35,117 JUST OPEN YOUR EYES. JUST OPEN YOUR EYES.
196 00:09:35,117 00:09:36,410 YOU'RE OKAY! YOU'RE OKAY!
197 00:09:37,077 00:09:38,912 TAD COOPER? TAD COOPER?
198 00:09:38,912 00:09:40,872
199 00:09:59,099 00:10:01,560 YOU MAY HAVE KILLED ONE DRAGON, YOU MAY HAVE KILLED ONE DRAGON,
200 00:10:01,560 00:10:04,229 BUT YOU'VE AWOKEN ANOTHER. BUT YOU'VE AWOKEN ANOTHER.
201 00:10:09,734 00:10:11,487 YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. YOU KILLED MY DRAGON.
202 00:10:18,618 00:10:19,619 NO! NO!
203 00:10:22,080 00:10:23,374 THEY'VE STOPPED. THEY'VE STOPPED.
204 00:10:24,833 00:10:25,750 LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
205 00:10:25,750 00:10:29,046
206 00:10:40,474 00:10:41,683 LOOK. LOOK.
207 00:10:42,893 00:10:44,562 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE SAME GUY I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S THE SAME GUY
208 00:10:44,562 00:10:47,398 WHO CRIED WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. WHO CRIED WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS.
209 00:10:47,398 00:10:49,316 GOOD MAN! GET HIM! GOOD MAN! GET HIM!
210 00:10:53,487 00:10:55,406 YOU KILLED MY DRAGON. YOU KILLED MY DRAGON.
211 00:10:55,406 00:10:57,449 LOOK, DUDE, I WAS THERE. I KNOW. LOOK, DUDE, I WAS THERE. I KNOW.
212 00:10:57,449 00:10:58,700 DON'T KEEP SAYING IT. DON'T KEEP SAYING IT.
213 00:10:58,700 00:11:01,495 AND IT WASN'T A DRAGON. IT WAS A LIZARD. AND IT WASN'T A DRAGON. IT WAS A LIZARD.
214 00:11:02,829 00:11:04,122 OH, NUGGETS. OH, NUGGETS.
215 00:11:04,122 00:11:05,457 AAH! AAH!
216 00:11:09,294 00:11:12,089 IT'S THE ONE TRUE KING! IT'S THE ONE TRUE KING!
217 00:11:12,089 00:11:13,382 CRAZY. CRAZY.
218 00:11:13,382 00:11:14,799 THAT'S THE SAME GUY WHO CRIED THAT'S THE SAME GUY WHO CRIED
219 00:11:14,799 00:11:16,760 WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS. WHEN HE GOT JELLY ON HIS FANCY PANTS.
220 00:11:16,760 00:11:18,637 I JUST SAID THAT. I SAID THAT EXACT THING. I JUST SAID THAT. I SAID THAT EXACT THING.
221 00:11:18,637 00:11:20,931 SURE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S AMAZING RIGHT NOW. SURE, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
222 00:11:20,931 00:11:23,308 HE WAS THE ONE ALL ALONG? HE WAS THE ONE ALL ALONG?
223 00:11:23,308 00:11:25,977 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
224 00:11:27,020 00:11:29,231 I THINK I'LL BE TAKING THAT CROWN BACK NOW. I THINK I'LL BE TAKING THAT CROWN BACK NOW.
225 00:11:29,231 00:11:31,442
226 00:11:37,072 00:11:38,490 TAD COOPER? TAD COOPER?
227 00:11:38,490 00:11:40,200 BUDDY, YOU'RE ALIVE? BUDDY, YOU'RE ALIVE?
228 00:11:40,200 00:11:43,120 YOU HAD ME SO SCARED. YOU HAD ME SO SCARED.
229 00:11:43,120 00:11:45,289 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
230 00:11:45,289 00:11:49,334 SO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. SO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL.
231 00:11:50,419 00:11:52,379 I GUESS I AM. I GUESS I AM.
232 00:11:52,379 00:11:54,839 I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD DO THIS? I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD DO THIS?
233 00:11:56,049 00:11:56,883 HUH? WAIT, WHAT? HUH? WAIT, WHAT?
234 00:11:58,552 00:11:59,886 WHAT? WHAT?
235 00:11:59,886 00:12:01,179 OH, MY -- OH, MY --
236 00:12:01,179 00:12:02,764 PRETTY FREAKIN' COOL, HUH? PRETTY FREAKIN' COOL, HUH?
237 00:12:02,764 00:12:04,182 YEAH! YEAH!
238 00:12:06,226 00:12:08,437 LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF TAD COOPER FOR ME. LISTEN, I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF TAD COOPER FOR ME.
239 00:12:08,437 00:12:09,438 WHAT? WHAT?
240 00:12:09,438 00:12:11,064 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO. THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
241 00:12:11,064 00:12:12,149 NO, NO, NO, HANG ON. NO, NO, NO, HANG ON.
242 00:12:12,149 00:12:13,900 I'M NOT LOOKING AFTER THE LIZARD. I'M NOT LOOKING AFTER THE LIZARD.
243 00:12:13,900 00:12:16,736 HE'S A DRAGON! HYAH! HE'S A DRAGON! HYAH!
244 00:12:20,865 00:12:21,825 COME ON. COME ON.
245 00:12:21,825 00:12:24,286 OH, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! OH, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!
246 00:12:24,286 00:12:26,830 MADDIE, STOP. MADDIE, STOP.
247 00:12:26,830 00:12:29,166 LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US AND MOVE ON. LET'S JUST PUT IT ALL BEHIND US AND MOVE ON.
248 00:12:29,166 00:12:30,375 I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
249 00:12:30,375 00:12:31,876 YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN.
250 00:12:31,876 00:12:33,629 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
251 00:12:33,629 00:12:35,673 AND I PROMISE YOU WE CAN SPEND AND I PROMISE YOU WE CAN SPEND
252 00:12:35,673 00:12:37,424 THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER BEING TERRIBLE, THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER BEING TERRIBLE,
253 00:12:37,424 00:12:40,093 EVEN IF WE'RE NOT AS TOTALLY TERRIBLE AS YOU WANT. EVEN IF WE'RE NOT AS TOTALLY TERRIBLE AS YOU WANT.
254 00:12:41,345 00:12:43,180 IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
255 00:12:43,180 00:12:46,517 I'VE TASTED ULTIMATE POWER, AND I WANT MORE. I'VE TASTED ULTIMATE POWER, AND I WANT MORE.
256 00:12:49,227 00:12:51,980 GARETH, I LOVE YOU. GARETH, I LOVE YOU.
257 00:12:51,980 00:12:54,483 MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
258 00:12:55,526 00:12:56,985 BUT THIS IS WHO I AM. BUT THIS IS WHO I AM.
259 00:12:57,861 00:12:59,404 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
260 00:12:59,404 00:13:00,614 D'DEW! D'DEW!
261 00:13:00,614 00:13:03,033
262 00:13:07,996 00:13:09,998 I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A JERK, TAD COOPER, I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A JERK, TAD COOPER,
263 00:13:09,998 00:13:11,416 BUT I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE BUT I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE
264 00:13:11,416 00:13:12,834 THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL.
265 00:13:12,834 00:13:16,421 IF MEMORY SERVES, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A WEDDING. IF MEMORY SERVES, YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A WEDDING.
266 00:13:16,421 00:13:18,048 I MEAN, NOT THAT I NEED A WEDDING. I MEAN, NOT THAT I NEED A WEDDING.
267 00:13:18,048 00:13:20,509 I'M ALL ABOUT THE DECONSTRUCTION OF THE PRINCESS MYTH, I'M ALL ABOUT THE DECONSTRUCTION OF THE PRINCESS MYTH,
268 00:13:20,509 00:13:22,720 BUT, UH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR. BUT, UH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR.
269 00:13:22,720 00:13:25,972 AND YOU SAID IT, SO WHAT'S UP? AND YOU SAID IT, SO WHAT'S UP?
270 00:13:25,972 00:13:29,059 ♪ I'M FINISHED WITH ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ I'M FINISHED WITH ADVENTURE ♪
271 00:13:29,059 00:13:31,311 ♪ TIRED OF MY SWORD ♪ ♪ TIRED OF MY SWORD ♪
272 00:13:31,311 00:13:34,189 ♪ THOSE SONGS ABOUT MY EXPLOITS ♪ ♪ THOSE SONGS ABOUT MY EXPLOITS ♪
273 00:13:34,189 00:13:36,650 ♪ LEAVE ME KIND OF BORED ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME KIND OF BORED ♪
274 00:13:36,650 00:13:39,444 ♪ AT LAST, I'VE SEEN THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ AT LAST, I'VE SEEN THE SUNSET ♪
275 00:13:39,444 00:13:42,155 ♪ I'VE BEEN RIDING TOWARD ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RIDING TOWARD ♪
276 00:13:42,155 00:13:48,203 ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪
277 00:13:48,203 00:13:50,955 ♪ I'M DONE WITH ALL THE INTRIGUE ♪ ♪ I'M DONE WITH ALL THE INTRIGUE ♪
278 00:13:50,955 00:13:52,832 ♪ SICK OF KICKING ASS ♪ ♪ SICK OF KICKING ASS ♪
279 00:13:52,832 00:13:56,044 ♪ AS FAR AS SEEKING VENGEANCE ♪ ♪ AS FAR AS SEEKING VENGEANCE ♪
280 00:13:56,044 00:13:57,921 ♪ FRANKLY, I CAN PASS ♪ ♪ FRANKLY, I CAN PASS ♪
281 00:13:57,921 00:14:04,219 ♪ I'M READY NOW FOR SOMETHING OF A DIFFERENT CLASS ♪ ♪ I'M READY NOW FOR SOMETHING OF A DIFFERENT CLASS ♪
282 00:14:04,219 00:14:08,557 ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ ♪ A REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪
283 00:14:08,557 00:14:13,853 ♪ SCREW THE ZOMBIES AND WIZARDS AND DRAGONS ♪ ♪ SCREW THE ZOMBIES AND WIZARDS AND DRAGONS ♪
284 00:14:13,853 00:14:18,024 ♪ ALL THE MAGIC I NEED IS YOU ♪ ♪ ALL THE MAGIC I NEED IS YOU ♪
285 00:14:21,194 00:14:23,947 I WANTED TO DO A REAL PROPOSAL WITH A PROPER RING, I WANTED TO DO A REAL PROPOSAL WITH A PROPER RING,
286 00:14:23,947 00:14:26,366 BUT, WELL, SEEING AS WE'RE HERE... BUT, WELL, SEEING AS WE'RE HERE...
287 00:14:29,411 00:14:31,079 ...THIS WILL HAVE TO DO. ...THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.
288 00:14:31,079 00:14:34,499 WILL YOU, PRINCESS ISABELLA MARIA LUCIA... WILL YOU, PRINCESS ISABELLA MARIA LUCIA...
289 00:14:35,459 00:14:36,334 ELISABETTA! ELISABETTA!
290 00:14:36,334 00:14:38,295 ...ELISABETTA OF VALENCIA, ...ELISABETTA OF VALENCIA,
291 00:14:39,797 00:14:43,216 DO ME THE GREATEST HONOR OF BECOMING MRS. GARY GALAVANT? DO ME THE GREATEST HONOR OF BECOMING MRS. GARY GALAVANT?
292 00:14:44,008 00:14:44,968 GARY? GARY?
293 00:14:44,968 00:14:46,470 IS THAT SHORT FOR SOMETHING? IS THAT SHORT FOR SOMETHING?
294 00:14:46,470 00:14:47,429 NO. NO.
295 00:14:47,429 00:14:51,182 HUH. I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR FIRST NAME WAS GALAVANT. HUH. I GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOUR FIRST NAME WAS GALAVANT.
296 00:14:51,182 00:14:53,727 UM... I'M STILL KNEELING HERE. UM... I'M STILL KNEELING HERE.
297 00:14:53,727 00:14:54,603 OH! OH!
298 00:14:54,603 00:14:56,146 OH, OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. OH, OF COURSE. I'M SORRY.
299 00:14:56,146 00:15:00,024 AND...OH, YES, I WILL MARRY YOU. AND...OH, YES, I WILL MARRY YOU.
300 00:15:02,110 00:15:05,071 ♪ A COTTAGE BY THE SEASIDE ♪ ♪ A COTTAGE BY THE SEASIDE ♪
301 00:15:05,071 00:15:06,865 ♪ WITH A BEACH TO COMB ♪ ♪ WITH A BEACH TO COMB ♪
302 00:15:06,865 00:15:09,701 ♪ I CAN TEND THE GARDEN ♪ ♪ I CAN TEND THE GARDEN ♪
303 00:15:09,701 00:15:12,036 ♪ I CAN WRITE MY POEM ♪ ♪ I CAN WRITE MY POEM ♪
304 00:15:12,036 00:15:13,705 -♪ WITH SEVEN ♪ -♪ THREE ♪ -♪ WITH SEVEN ♪ -♪ THREE ♪
305 00:15:13,705 00:15:15,165 ♪ SMALL CHILDREN ♪ ♪ SMALL CHILDREN ♪
306 00:15:15,165 00:15:18,126 ♪ JOURNEY DONE, WE'RE HOME ♪ ♪ JOURNEY DONE, WE'RE HOME ♪
307 00:15:18,126 00:15:23,340 ♪ AS EPIC ENDINGS GO, IT'S RATHER SMALL ♪ ♪ AS EPIC ENDINGS GO, IT'S RATHER SMALL ♪
308 00:15:23,340 00:15:30,472 ♪ BUT IT'S REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S REAL-LIFE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ♪
309 00:15:30,472 00:15:37,562 ♪ AFTER ALL ♪ ♪ AFTER ALL ♪
310 00:15:42,526 00:15:44,068 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
311 00:15:44,068 00:15:45,779 BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING A WEDDING, BUT IF YOU'RE PLANNING A WEDDING,
312 00:15:45,779 00:15:47,947 MAKE SURE YOU BOOK THE VENUE IN SOON MAKE SURE YOU BOOK THE VENUE IN SOON
313 00:15:47,947 00:15:50,408 BECAUSE IT'S THE VERY BUSY SEASON. BECAUSE IT'S THE VERY BUSY SEASON.
314 00:15:59,543 00:16:04,005
315 00:16:04,005 00:16:07,384 OFFICER, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING THAT FAST. OFFICER, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS GOING THAT FAST.
316 00:16:07,384 00:16:09,135 -THANK YOU. -REALLY? -THANK YOU. -REALLY?
317 00:16:09,135 00:16:11,262
318 00:16:13,223 00:16:15,517 NOW BOARDING "B" PASSENGERS ONLY. NOW BOARDING "B" PASSENGERS ONLY.
319 00:16:15,517 00:16:18,645 "B" PASSENGERS TO THE ISLAND OF SPINSTER. "B" PASSENGERS TO THE ISLAND OF SPINSTER.
320 00:16:19,813 00:16:21,439 HERE'S A CAT AND SOME CHOCOLATE. HERE'S A CAT AND SOME CHOCOLATE.
321 00:16:22,440 00:16:24,108 ENJOY THE TRIP. ENJOY THE TRIP.
322 00:16:24,108 00:16:25,569 THANKS. THANKS.
323 00:16:25,569 00:16:26,820 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
324 00:16:27,905 00:16:30,949
325 00:16:33,702 00:16:34,828 HYAH! HYAH!
326 00:16:35,871 00:16:37,622 HYAH! HYAH!
327 00:16:38,957 00:16:40,792 YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. IT'S A RED ZONE. YOU CAN'T PARK HERE. IT'S A RED ZONE.
328 00:16:40,792 00:16:41,710 KEEP IT! KEEP IT!
329 00:16:41,710 00:16:44,295
330 00:16:47,340 00:16:49,467 ROBERTA, WAIT! ROBERTA, WAIT!
331 00:16:50,719 00:16:52,596 PUT DOWN THAT CAT. PUT DOWN THAT CAT.
332 00:16:54,097 00:16:55,014 WHA-- WHA--
333 00:16:56,892 00:17:00,270 RICHARD, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALIVE? RICHARD, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALIVE?
334 00:17:00,270 00:17:01,605 YOU DIDN'T GO TO WAR? YOU DIDN'T GO TO WAR?
335 00:17:01,605 00:17:04,649 NO, I DID. BUT I DIDN'T DIE. NO, I DID. BUT I DIDN'T DIE.
336 00:17:04,649 00:17:05,984 QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY. QUITE THE OPPOSITE, ACTUALLY.
337 00:17:05,984 00:17:08,194 I KILLED THE BAD GUY AND EVERYTHING. I KILLED THE BAD GUY AND EVERYTHING.
338 00:17:08,194 00:17:10,029 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DISCOVERED?
339 00:17:11,782 00:17:14,993 I MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF, I MAY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DREAMED OF,
340 00:17:14,993 00:17:19,706 BUT WITHOUT YOU, IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. BUT WITHOUT YOU, IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
341 00:17:20,958 00:17:23,585 PLEASE DON'T GET ON THAT LONELY SHIP TO DAY-DRINK CHABLIS. PLEASE DON'T GET ON THAT LONELY SHIP TO DAY-DRINK CHABLIS.
342 00:17:23,585 00:17:24,377 COME LIVE YOUR LI-- COME LIVE YOUR LI--
343 00:17:24,377 00:17:26,170 NO, STOP TALKING AND KISS ME. NO, STOP TALKING AND KISS ME.
344 00:17:26,170 00:17:27,923
345 00:17:27,923 00:17:29,048 AWW! AWW!
346 00:17:31,259 00:17:31,969 WOW. WOW.
347 00:17:31,969 00:17:34,972 THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
348 00:17:34,972 00:17:36,097 -EW! -EW! -EW! -EW!
349 00:17:36,097 00:17:37,599 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
350 00:17:38,558 00:17:39,559 ENOUGH ALREADY! ENOUGH ALREADY!
351 00:17:39,559 00:17:40,310 SHOW-OFF. SHOW-OFF.
352 00:17:40,310 00:17:41,812 YEAH, THIS COULD GET UGLY. WE SHOULD GO. YEAH, THIS COULD GET UGLY. WE SHOULD GO.
353 00:17:45,315 00:17:48,401 ♪ DO YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, TAKE THIS MALE MODEL ♪ ♪ DO YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, TAKE THIS MALE MODEL ♪
354 00:17:48,401 00:17:49,903 ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪
355 00:17:49,903 00:17:50,695 I DO. I DO.
356 00:17:50,695 00:17:54,574 ♪ DO YOU, GOOD SIR, TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SUPERIOR ♪ ♪ DO YOU, GOOD SIR, TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SUPERIOR ♪
357 00:17:54,574 00:17:55,742 ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪ ♪ TO BE YOUR WEDDED SP-- ♪
358 00:17:55,742 00:17:57,452 YES. I DO. YES. I DO.
359 00:17:57,452 00:17:59,037 ♪ FOR RICHER, FOR POORER ♪ ♪ FOR RICHER, FOR POORER ♪
360 00:17:59,037 00:18:00,413 ♪ IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH ♪ ♪ IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH ♪
361 00:18:00,413 00:18:03,082 ♪ THROUGH RAMPAGING VIKINGS AND CANNIBAL ELVES ♪ ♪ THROUGH RAMPAGING VIKINGS AND CANNIBAL ELVES ♪
362 00:18:03,082 00:18:06,294 ♪ THROUGH HOBBITS AND BIKERS AND DOLPHINS WITH LASERS ♪ ♪ THROUGH HOBBITS AND BIKERS AND DOLPHINS WITH LASERS ♪
363 00:18:06,294 00:18:08,005 ♪ AND MUTANTS AND LAWYERS AND -- ♪ ♪ AND MUTANTS AND LAWYERS AND -- ♪
364 00:18:08,005 00:18:09,923 OH, MY GOD, JUST KISS THE BRIDE! OH, MY GOD, JUST KISS THE BRIDE!
365 00:18:12,676 00:18:13,802 NOT YEASTY. NOT YEASTY.
366 00:18:13,802 00:18:14,719 OR MUSTY. OR MUSTY.
367 00:18:14,719 00:18:16,179
368 00:18:29,275 00:18:32,195 ♪ SO, THERE'S THE EVER AFTER, AS PROMISED ALL ALONG ♪ ♪ SO, THERE'S THE EVER AFTER, AS PROMISED ALL ALONG ♪
369 00:18:32,195 00:18:34,990 ♪ WHO BETTER NOW TO WRAP IT UP AND SEAL IT WITH A SONG ♪ ♪ WHO BETTER NOW TO WRAP IT UP AND SEAL IT WITH A SONG ♪
370 00:18:34,990 00:18:36,533 ♪ EXCEPT THE MONKS? ♪ ♪ EXCEPT THE MONKS? ♪
371 00:18:36,533 00:18:39,870 ♪ AND, HEY, WE'RE THE MONKS ♪ ♪ AND, HEY, WE'RE THE MONKS ♪
372 00:18:39,870 00:18:40,620 ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
373 00:18:40,620 00:18:42,789 ♪ WE'RE THE GENRE-BENDING, TWITTER-TRENDING ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE GENRE-BENDING, TWITTER-TRENDING ♪
374 00:18:42,789 00:18:45,458 ♪ BRING-YOU-THE-HAPPY-ENDING MONKS ♪ ♪ BRING-YOU-THE-HAPPY-ENDING MONKS ♪
375 00:18:47,002 00:18:50,463 ♪ AND A NEW SEASON BURST ALL OVER THE LAND ♪ ♪ AND A NEW SEASON BURST ALL OVER THE LAND ♪
376 00:18:50,463 00:18:51,840 ♪ WITH NEW HOPE ♪ ♪ WITH NEW HOPE ♪
377 00:18:51,840 00:18:55,301 ♪ DESPITE THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM ♪ ♪ DESPITE THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM ♪
378 00:18:55,301 00:18:58,221 ♪ THE TRUE RULERS REASSUME THEIR COMMAND ♪ ♪ THE TRUE RULERS REASSUME THEIR COMMAND ♪
379 00:18:58,221 00:19:02,183 ♪ THE OLD TYRANTS, FRANKLY NOBODY MISSED 'EM ♪ ♪ THE OLD TYRANTS, FRANKLY NOBODY MISSED 'EM ♪
380 00:19:03,476 00:19:04,644 ♪ THE WINNERS, THEY TOOK ALL ♪ ♪ THE WINNERS, THEY TOOK ALL ♪
381 00:19:04,644 00:19:07,146 ♪ AND ALL THE LOSERS, THEY GOT SQUAT ♪ ♪ AND ALL THE LOSERS, THEY GOT SQUAT ♪
382 00:19:07,146 00:19:08,314 HEY, FRIEND. HEY, FRIEND.
383 00:19:08,314 00:19:12,485 I'VE DECIDED TO GO AND RESCUE MADALENA FROM HERSELF. I'VE DECIDED TO GO AND RESCUE MADALENA FROM HERSELF.
384 00:19:12,485 00:19:14,237 ARE YOU UP FOR AN ADVENTURE? ARE YOU UP FOR AN ADVENTURE?
385 00:19:14,237 00:19:15,655 DEFINITELY. DEFINITELY.
386 00:19:15,655 00:19:17,741 I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA BREAK THIS ARMOR IN. I WAS WONDERING WHEN I WAS GONNA BREAK THIS ARMOR IN.
387 00:19:20,994 00:19:22,871 ♪ AND THOSE WHO HAD REDEEMED THEMSELVES ♪ ♪ AND THOSE WHO HAD REDEEMED THEMSELVES ♪
388 00:19:22,871 00:19:24,288 ♪ ALL GOT A SECOND SHOT ♪ ♪ ALL GOT A SECOND SHOT ♪
389 00:19:24,288 00:19:25,749 I GOT A LINE IN THE SONG. THEY FI-- I GOT A LINE IN THE SONG. THEY FI--
390 00:19:25,749 00:19:29,460 ♪ AND TWO HEROES GOT TO HANG UP THEIR SWORDS ♪ ♪ AND TWO HEROES GOT TO HANG UP THEIR SWORDS ♪
391 00:19:29,460 00:19:32,756 ♪ TO LIVE LIFE ENJOYING SIMPLE REWARDS ♪ ♪ TO LIVE LIFE ENJOYING SIMPLE REWARDS ♪
392 00:19:32,756 00:19:35,383 ♪ AND TRUE EVIL DISAPPEARED ♪ ♪ AND TRUE EVIL DISAPPEARED ♪
393 00:19:35,383 00:19:37,928 ♪ WITHIN A CLOUD OF MINOR CHORDS ♪ ♪ WITHIN A CLOUD OF MINOR CHORDS ♪
394 00:19:48,646 00:19:52,817 I'M HERE TO SEE THE DEL -- THE DARK EVIL LORD. I'M HERE TO SEE THE DEL -- THE DARK EVIL LORD.
395 00:19:54,736 00:19:56,320 AND HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. AND HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
396 00:19:57,447 00:19:58,531 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?
397 00:19:58,531 00:20:02,077 DOES IT HOLD THE DARK POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE? DOES IT HOLD THE DARK POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE?
398 00:20:02,077 00:20:04,162 OH, SORRY, NO. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT. OH, SORRY, NO. I CAN SEE WHY YOU THOUGHT THAT.
399 00:20:04,162 00:20:05,914 NO, HE JUST THINKS YOU NEED TO ACCESSORIZE. NO, HE JUST THINKS YOU NEED TO ACCESSORIZE.
400 00:20:05,914 00:20:07,832 HE'S ALSO A FASHION CONSULTANT. HE'S ALSO A FASHION CONSULTANT.
401 00:20:09,333 00:20:11,586 NOW COME IN, AND HE WILL BEGIN YOUR TRAINING NOW COME IN, AND HE WILL BEGIN YOUR TRAINING
402 00:20:11,586 00:20:14,923 TO MAKE YOU THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE SEVEN REALMS. TO MAKE YOU THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE SEVEN REALMS.
403 00:20:18,051 00:20:20,553 NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW. NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW.
404 00:20:24,432 00:20:26,267 ♪ AND NOW WE'RE ALMOST DONE ♪ ♪ AND NOW WE'RE ALMOST DONE ♪
405 00:20:26,267 00:20:27,894 ♪ OUR TALE COMPLETELY SPUN ♪ ♪ OUR TALE COMPLETELY SPUN ♪
406 00:20:27,894 00:20:31,230 ♪ AS BUFFED AND POLISHED AS A ROYAL JEWEL ♪ ♪ AS BUFFED AND POLISHED AS A ROYAL JEWEL ♪
407 00:20:31,230 00:20:32,941 ♪ THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT TO TELL ♪ ♪ THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT TO TELL ♪
408 00:20:32,941 00:20:34,651 ♪ AND, HEY, THAT'S JUST AS WELL ♪ ♪ AND, HEY, THAT'S JUST AS WELL ♪
409 00:20:34,651 00:20:37,779 ♪ UNLESS WE GET ONE MORE SURPRISE RENEWAL ♪ ♪ UNLESS WE GET ONE MORE SURPRISE RENEWAL ♪
410 00:20:37,779 00:20:41,324 ♪ NOW WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO AND GET WORK ♪ ♪ NOW WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO AND GET WORK ♪
411 00:20:41,324 00:20:44,702 ♪ ON SOME CHEAP-ASS CABLE NETWORK ♪ ♪ ON SOME CHEAP-ASS CABLE NETWORK ♪
412 00:20:44,702 00:20:46,955 ♪ BUT THE DOOR IS NOT QUITE SHUT ♪ ♪ BUT THE DOOR IS NOT QUITE SHUT ♪
413 00:20:46,955 00:20:48,623 ♪ SO IF WE MAKE THE CUT ♪ ♪ SO IF WE MAKE THE CUT ♪
414 00:20:48,623 00:20:54,838 ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL SEE ON "GALAVANT" ♪ ♪ HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL SEE ON "GALAVANT" ♪
415 00:21:00,468 00:21:02,345 TIME TO FEED TAD COOPER. TIME TO FEED TAD COOPER.
416 00:21:02,345 00:21:04,347 YOU KNOW HE ONLY EATS IF YOU FEED HIM. YOU KNOW HE ONLY EATS IF YOU FEED HIM.
417 00:21:04,347 00:21:06,432 HE'S SUCH A FINICKY LITTLE FELLOW. HE'S SUCH A FINICKY LITTLE FELLOW.
418 00:21:07,809 00:21:10,145
419 00:21:15,859 00:21:17,110 THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO.
420 00:21:20,238 00:21:22,406 OH, TAD COOPER! OH, TAD COOPER!
421 00:21:22,406 00:21:24,492 DINNER TIME! DINNER TIME!
422 00:21:28,496 00:21:30,623 I HAVE A DRAGON. I HAVE A DRAGON.