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1 00:00:15,099 00:00:16,976 ♪ THE PLOT IS GAINING STEAM ♪ ♪ THE PLOT IS GAINING STEAM ♪
2 00:00:16,976 00:00:18,895 ♪ SO BACK TO THIS OLD THEME ♪ ♪ SO BACK TO THIS OLD THEME ♪
3 00:00:18,895 00:00:22,565 ♪ HERE'S WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ON "GALAVANT" ♪ ♪ HERE'S WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ON "GALAVANT" ♪
4 00:00:26,903 00:00:28,362 ♪ WHEN WE SAW IZZY LAST ♪ ♪ WHEN WE SAW IZZY LAST ♪
5 00:00:28,362 00:00:29,655 ♪ THIS GUY HAD BEEN OUTCAST ♪ ♪ THIS GUY HAD BEEN OUTCAST ♪
6 00:00:29,655 00:00:32,909 ♪ HE VOWED REVENGE AND FLED TO MADALENA ♪ ♪ HE VOWED REVENGE AND FLED TO MADALENA ♪
7 00:00:32,909 00:00:34,076 ♪ HE BROUGHT TO HER PALAIS ♪ ♪ HE BROUGHT TO HER PALAIS ♪
8 00:00:34,076 00:00:35,620 ♪ THE DARK, DARK EVIL WAY -- ♪ ♪ THE DARK, DARK EVIL WAY -- ♪
9 00:00:35,620 00:00:38,247 ♪ GARETH'S AGAINST IT, BUT THE QUEEN'S INSANER ♪ ♪ GARETH'S AGAINST IT, BUT THE QUEEN'S INSANER ♪
10 00:00:38,247 00:00:40,917 ♪ WILL SHE USE IT AND GO OVERBOARD? ♪ ♪ WILL SHE USE IT AND GO OVERBOARD? ♪
11 00:00:40,917 00:00:44,629 ♪ NOT IF THE MAN WHO WIELDS THIS SWORD STANDS TALL ♪ ♪ NOT IF THE MAN WHO WIELDS THIS SWORD STANDS TALL ♪
12 00:00:44,629 00:00:47,381 ♪ THE HERO THAT THEY CALL THE ONE TRUE KING OF ALL ♪ ♪ THE HERO THAT THEY CALL THE ONE TRUE KING OF ALL ♪
13 00:00:47,381 00:00:49,968 ♪ WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO GALAVANT ♪ ♪ WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO GALAVANT ♪
14 00:00:49,968 00:00:53,095 ♪ AND OUR HERO PLOWS AHEAD, HIS ARMY'S KINDA DEAD ♪ ♪ AND OUR HERO PLOWS AHEAD, HIS ARMY'S KINDA DEAD ♪
15 00:00:53,095 00:00:55,556 ♪ AND YET, HIS ENERGY IS FAR FROM FLAGGIN' ♪ ♪ AND YET, HIS ENERGY IS FAR FROM FLAGGIN' ♪
16 00:00:55,556 00:00:57,642 ♪ KING RICHARD RIDES WITH GAL ♪ ♪ KING RICHARD RIDES WITH GAL ♪
17 00:00:57,642 00:00:59,184 ♪ BRINGING HIS LIZARD PAL ♪ ♪ BRINGING HIS LIZARD PAL ♪
18 00:00:59,184 00:01:01,520 ♪ WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A REAL, LIVE DRAGON ♪ ♪ WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE A REAL, LIVE DRAGON ♪
19 00:01:01,520 00:01:03,188 ♪ PLUS, HE'S GOT THE SWORD ♪ ♪ PLUS, HE'S GOT THE SWORD ♪
20 00:01:03,188 00:01:04,774 ♪ WHICH YOU'LL RECALL MEANS ♪ ♪ WHICH YOU'LL RECALL MEANS ♪
21 00:01:04,774 00:01:07,526 ♪ HE'S THE KING WHO'LL RULE THEM ALL ♪ ♪ HE'S THE KING WHO'LL RULE THEM ALL ♪
22 00:01:07,526 00:01:08,569 AND SO! AND SO!
23 00:01:08,569 00:01:09,988 ♪ TO WAR THREE ARMIES GO ♪ ♪ TO WAR THREE ARMIES GO ♪
24 00:01:09,988 00:01:11,489 ♪ ONE EVIL, ONE SO-SO ♪ ♪ ONE EVIL, ONE SO-SO ♪
25 00:01:11,489 00:01:16,577 ♪ ONE DEAD AND LED BY GALAVA-A-A-NT ♪ ♪ ONE DEAD AND LED BY GALAVA-A-A-NT ♪
26 00:01:16,577 00:01:22,124 ♪ WILL RICHARD KILL HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND ♪ ♪ WILL RICHARD KILL HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND ♪
27 00:01:22,124 00:01:27,922 ♪ WHO STOLE QUEEN AND CROWN AND MADE HIM LOOK BUFFOONY? ♪ ♪ WHO STOLE QUEEN AND CROWN AND MADE HIM LOOK BUFFOONY? ♪
28 00:01:27,922 00:01:33,427 ♪ CAN GAL STILL WIN BACK THE PRINCESS AGAIN? ♪ ♪ CAN GAL STILL WIN BACK THE PRINCESS AGAIN? ♪
29 00:01:33,427 00:01:36,388 TRUE -- THEY'RE MORE THAN LIKELY THROUGH. TRUE -- THEY'RE MORE THAN LIKELY THROUGH.
30 00:01:36,388 00:01:40,685 ♪ UNLESS HE CAN RE-DO THAT REALLY AWFUL SMOOCH-A-ROONY ♪ ♪ UNLESS HE CAN RE-DO THAT REALLY AWFUL SMOOCH-A-ROONY ♪
31 00:01:41,769 00:01:43,312 ♪ AND SID IS WHO-KNOWS-WHERE ♪ ♪ AND SID IS WHO-KNOWS-WHERE ♪
32 00:01:43,312 00:01:44,814 ♪ HIM AND HIS AWESOME HAIR ♪ ♪ HIM AND HIS AWESOME HAIR ♪
33 00:01:44,814 00:01:47,441 ♪ SEEKING REDEMPTION FOR A LITTLE WHILE ♪ ♪ SEEKING REDEMPTION FOR A LITTLE WHILE ♪
34 00:01:47,441 00:01:48,776 ♪ AND ROBERTA'S SAID GOODBYE ♪ ♪ AND ROBERTA'S SAID GOODBYE ♪
35 00:01:48,776 00:01:50,736 ♪ SINCE RICHARD'S SURE TO DIE ♪ ♪ SINCE RICHARD'S SURE TO DIE ♪
36 00:01:50,736 00:01:53,364 ♪ AND NOW SHE'S ON HER WAY TO SPINSTER ISLAND ♪ ♪ AND NOW SHE'S ON HER WAY TO SPINSTER ISLAND ♪
37 00:01:53,364 00:01:56,034 ♪ GOSH, SO MUCH TO DUMP UPON YOUR DOORMAT ♪ ♪ GOSH, SO MUCH TO DUMP UPON YOUR DOORMAT ♪
38 00:01:56,034 00:01:58,995 ♪ IN OUR HALF-HOUR SITCOM FORMAT ♪ ♪ IN OUR HALF-HOUR SITCOM FORMAT ♪
39 00:01:58,995 00:02:00,830 ♪ STILL, THERE'S PLOT HOLES WE MUST FILL ♪ ♪ STILL, THERE'S PLOT HOLES WE MUST FILL ♪
40 00:02:00,830 00:02:02,331 ♪ AND THOUGH I DOUBT WE WILL ♪ ♪ AND THOUGH I DOUBT WE WILL ♪
41 00:02:02,331 00:02:09,505 ♪ WE'RE GONNA TRY ON "GALAVA-A-A-A-A-NT" ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA TRY ON "GALAVA-A-A-A-A-NT" ♪
42 00:02:23,561 00:02:24,729 OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.
43 00:02:25,855 00:02:28,315 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
44 00:02:28,315 00:02:29,859 HERE ALL WEEK... UNLESS I DIE. HERE ALL WEEK... UNLESS I DIE.
45 00:02:29,859 00:02:31,193 THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
46 00:02:31,193 00:02:34,739 I GOT TO ADMIT -- THE BOY CAN SING. I GOT TO ADMIT -- THE BOY CAN SING.
47 00:02:39,159 00:02:40,327 OKAY, CUT IT. OKAY, CUT IT.
48 00:02:40,327 00:02:42,121 THE RECAP SONG'S OVER. THE RECAP SONG'S OVER.
49 00:02:42,121 00:02:43,205 IT'S TIME FOR WAR! IT'S TIME FOR WAR!
50 00:02:43,205 00:02:44,456 -YEAH! YEAH! -YEAH! YEAH! -YEAH! YEAH! -YEAH! YEAH!
51 00:02:45,332 00:02:48,168 YES. WAR INDEED. YES. WAR INDEED.
52 00:02:48,168 00:02:50,922 SHALL WE RETIRE TO THE ROYAL VIEWING AREA? SHALL WE RETIRE TO THE ROYAL VIEWING AREA?
53 00:02:50,922 00:02:53,132 IT'S UP THE HILL A PACE, SAFE FROM THE FIGHTING. IT'S UP THE HILL A PACE, SAFE FROM THE FIGHTING.
54 00:02:53,132 00:02:54,258 AND THEY'VE GOT COOKIES. AND THEY'VE GOT COOKIES.
55 00:02:54,258 00:02:56,176 OH! YES, PLEASE. OH! YES, PLEASE.
56 00:02:56,176 00:02:57,344 HOLD ON A MINUTE. WHAT -- HOLD ON A MINUTE. WHAT --
57 00:02:57,344 00:02:58,596 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VIEWING AREA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VIEWING AREA?
58 00:02:58,596 00:03:00,264 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA FIGHT! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA FIGHT!
59 00:03:00,264 00:03:03,350 I KNOW, BUT MR. WORMWOOD HAD THAT COOL SKYBOX MADE, I KNOW, BUT MR. WORMWOOD HAD THAT COOL SKYBOX MADE,
60 00:03:03,350 00:03:04,435 AND WE ARE KING AND QUEEN, AND WE ARE KING AND QUEEN,
61 00:03:04,435 00:03:05,394 WHICH MEANS TECHNICALLY WE SHOULD -- WHICH MEANS TECHNICALLY WE SHOULD --
62 00:03:05,394 00:03:08,355 YOUR EYES ARE DOING THAT THING AGAIN. YOUR EYES ARE DOING THAT THING AGAIN.
63 00:03:08,355 00:03:10,524 -WHAT? DON'T BE CRAZY. NO, THEY'RE NOT. -I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. DID YOU? -WHAT? DON'T BE CRAZY. NO, THEY'RE NOT. -I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. DID YOU?
64 00:03:11,442 00:03:12,401 LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
65 00:03:15,113 00:03:16,447 WOW. WOW.
66 00:03:16,447 00:03:17,865 THERE'S A LOT OF THEM. THERE'S A LOT OF THEM.
67 00:03:17,865 00:03:21,201 YEAH, AS A FORMER KING WHO ONCE LED ARMIES INTO BATTLE, YEAH, AS A FORMER KING WHO ONCE LED ARMIES INTO BATTLE,
68 00:03:21,201 00:03:23,162 I MUST OFFICIALLY SAY I MUST OFFICIALLY SAY
69 00:03:23,162 00:03:25,539 WE ARE KNEE-DEEP IN POOPIE-KA-KA. WE ARE KNEE-DEEP IN POOPIE-KA-KA.
70 00:03:25,539 00:03:26,958 THANKS, DAD. THAT'S HELPFUL. THANKS, DAD. THAT'S HELPFUL.
71 00:03:26,958 00:03:27,750 NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
72 00:03:27,750 00:03:29,710 ACTUALLY, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A PLAN ACTUALLY, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A PLAN
73 00:03:29,710 00:03:31,129 THAT COULD TURN THIS WHOLE THING IN OUR FAVOR. THAT COULD TURN THIS WHOLE THING IN OUR FAVOR.
74 00:03:31,129 00:03:32,797 WELL, TELL ME WHAT IT IS, JESTER. WELL, TELL ME WHAT IT IS, JESTER.
75 00:03:32,797 00:03:34,506 WE BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH. WE BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH.
76 00:03:34,506 00:03:36,550 WE KILL OURSELVES BEFORE THEY KILL US. WE KILL OURSELVES BEFORE THEY KILL US.
77 00:03:36,550 00:03:38,761 IT'S SURE TO RUIN THEIR MORALE. IT'S SURE TO RUIN THEIR MORALE.
78 00:03:38,761 00:03:42,222 IF ONLY I WERE ALIVE TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES. IF ONLY I WERE ALIVE TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.
79 00:03:45,101 00:03:47,895 GOOD PEOPLE OF HORTENSIA, GOOD PEOPLE OF HORTENSIA,
80 00:03:47,895 00:03:51,315 IT IS TRUE THE VALENCIANS HAVE THREE TO OUR EVERY ONE. IT IS TRUE THE VALENCIANS HAVE THREE TO OUR EVERY ONE.
81 00:03:51,315 00:03:53,651 AND YOU ARE RIGHT TO WORRY AND YOU ARE RIGHT TO WORRY
82 00:03:53,651 00:03:55,778 BECAUSE HOW CAN SO FEW OF US BECAUSE HOW CAN SO FEW OF US
83 00:03:55,778 00:03:58,030 DIG THE GRAVES OF SO MANY OF THEM?! DIG THE GRAVES OF SO MANY OF THEM?!
84 00:04:00,116 00:04:02,118 SHE TWISTED IT. SHE TWISTED IT.
85 00:04:02,118 00:04:05,163 IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, LEAVE NOW. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, LEAVE NOW.
86 00:04:05,163 00:04:07,165 I WILL NOT MIND, I WILL NOT MIND,
87 00:04:07,165 00:04:11,752 FOR IT WILL LEAVE MORE GLORY FOR THE REST OF US! FOR IT WILL LEAVE MORE GLORY FOR THE REST OF US!
88 00:04:13,295 00:04:15,006 SHE TWISTED IT AGAIN! SHE TWISTED IT AGAIN!
89 00:04:15,006 00:04:17,508 ARISE, HORTENSIA! ARISE, HORTENSIA!
90 00:04:17,508 00:04:20,260 TODAY, WE FIGHT! TODAY, WE FIGHT!
91 00:04:20,260 00:04:24,182 POTS SHALL BE BROKEN, PANS SHALL BE SPLINTERED! POTS SHALL BE BROKEN, PANS SHALL BE SPLINTERED!
92 00:04:24,182 00:04:25,474 WHISKS SHALL BE -- WHISKS SHALL BE --
93 00:04:25,474 00:04:28,268 ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT USE WHISKS. ACTUALLY, LET'S NOT USE WHISKS.
94 00:04:28,268 00:04:31,647 IT'LL BE A SORE DAY, A RED DAY, IT'LL BE A SORE DAY, A RED DAY,
95 00:04:31,647 00:04:34,859 BUT A DAY FOR VICTORY! BUT A DAY FOR VICTORY!
96 00:04:36,027 00:04:37,736 VICTORY! VICTORY!
97 00:04:37,736 00:04:40,781 STAND STRONG! STAND STRONG! STAND STRONG! STAND STRONG!
98 00:04:40,781 00:04:44,118 STAND STRONG AND FIGHT! STAND STRONG AND FIGHT!
99 00:04:49,623 00:04:50,958 OY. OY.
100 00:04:50,958 00:04:53,127 WE ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED. WE ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED.
101 00:05:06,557 00:05:09,227 OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A PROPER BATTLE IN A LONG TIME. OH, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A PROPER BATTLE IN A LONG TIME.
102 00:05:09,227 00:05:10,310 I'M GONNA RIDE UP I'M GONNA RIDE UP
103 00:05:10,310 00:05:11,729 JUST AT THE PERFECT MOMENT IN FRONT OF ISABELLA JUST AT THE PERFECT MOMENT IN FRONT OF ISABELLA
104 00:05:11,729 00:05:12,730 AND SAVE THE DAY. AND SAVE THE DAY.
105 00:05:12,730 00:05:13,772 MWAH! MWAH!
106 00:05:13,772 00:05:15,274 YEAH. YEAH.
107 00:05:15,274 00:05:17,651 THIS IS GONNA BE SUPER FUN. THIS IS GONNA BE SUPER FUN.
108 00:05:17,651 00:05:20,029 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
109 00:05:20,029 00:05:21,989 OH, TOTALLY. OH, TOTALLY.
110 00:05:21,989 00:05:23,074 I KNOW. I KNOW.
111 00:05:23,074 00:05:24,992 I'M FEELING GREAT AND CONFIDENT. I'M FEELING GREAT AND CONFIDENT.
112 00:05:24,992 00:05:27,036 I-I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT TAD COOPER. I-I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT TAD COOPER.
113 00:05:27,036 00:05:29,329 I MEAN, THE LITTLE FELLOW IS TERRIFIED. I MEAN, THE LITTLE FELLOW IS TERRIFIED.
114 00:05:29,329 00:05:31,749 JUST LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
115 00:05:31,749 00:05:34,376 RICHARD, YOU CAN DO THIS. RICHARD, YOU CAN DO THIS.
116 00:05:34,376 00:05:36,378 OVER THE LAST MONTHS, I'VE WATCHED YOU TRANSFORM OVER THE LAST MONTHS, I'VE WATCHED YOU TRANSFORM
117 00:05:36,378 00:05:39,090 FROM A BOOB INTO A REAL MAN. FROM A BOOB INTO A REAL MAN.
118 00:05:39,090 00:05:41,508 AND TODAY, YOU'RE GONNA TRANSFORM INTO A WARRIOR. AND TODAY, YOU'RE GONNA TRANSFORM INTO A WARRIOR.
119 00:05:41,508 00:05:42,885 YOU SAID "BOOB." YOU SAID "BOOB."
120 00:05:42,885 00:05:44,762 PLEASE FOCUS. PLEASE FOCUS.
121 00:05:44,762 00:05:45,846 SORRY. SORRY.
122 00:05:47,223 00:05:48,807 ALL RIGHT, MY FRIEND. ALL RIGHT, MY FRIEND.
123 00:05:48,807 00:05:50,184 IF EVER THERE WAS A MOMENT IF EVER THERE WAS A MOMENT
124 00:05:50,184 00:05:52,561 FOR YOU TO BECOME THE DRAGON THAT I KNOW YOU ARE, FOR YOU TO BECOME THE DRAGON THAT I KNOW YOU ARE,
125 00:05:52,561 00:05:53,645 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
126 00:05:54,980 00:05:56,857 BREATHE FIRE! BREATHE FIRE!
127 00:05:59,110 00:06:00,861 OKAY, I'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER. OKAY, I'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER.
128 00:06:03,697 00:06:05,532 OH, WHY DO WE NEED THESE? OH, WHY DO WE NEED THESE?
129 00:06:05,532 00:06:06,909 ARE WE NOT DOING OUR OWN STUNTS? ARE WE NOT DOING OUR OWN STUNTS?
130 00:06:06,909 00:06:08,619 WHAT? OF COURSE WE ARE. WHAT? OF COURSE WE ARE.
131 00:06:08,619 00:06:10,495 JUST TO PRESERVE THE DRAMATIC REVEAL. JUST TO PRESERVE THE DRAMATIC REVEAL.
132 00:06:10,495 00:06:13,249 AH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AH. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
133 00:06:13,249 00:06:15,167 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY DONE THIS BEFORE. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY DONE THIS BEFORE.
134 00:06:15,167 00:06:17,336 ♪ ♪
135 00:06:18,963 00:06:21,548 OKAY, ARE WE GONNA START THIS WAR OR NOT? OKAY, ARE WE GONNA START THIS WAR OR NOT?
136 00:06:21,548 00:06:22,716 I SAY WE WAIT. I SAY WE WAIT.
137 00:06:22,716 00:06:25,594 IN AN HOUR, THE SUN WILL BE AT THE PERFECT ANGLE IN AN HOUR, THE SUN WILL BE AT THE PERFECT ANGLE
138 00:06:25,594 00:06:28,055 TO HIGHLIGHT THE COLOR OF THE SPILLING BLOOD TO HIGHLIGHT THE COLOR OF THE SPILLING BLOOD
139 00:06:28,055 00:06:29,431 AGAINST THE GOLDEN SAND. AGAINST THE GOLDEN SAND.
140 00:06:29,431 00:06:32,310 IT'LL BE SPECTACULAR FOR THE ROYAL PAINTER. IT'LL BE SPECTACULAR FOR THE ROYAL PAINTER.
141 00:06:34,061 00:06:35,687 BRILLIANT. THEN WE WAIT. BRILLIANT. THEN WE WAIT.
142 00:06:35,687 00:06:37,273 OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
143 00:06:37,273 00:06:38,607 HMM? HMM?
144 00:06:38,607 00:06:40,359 THIS WAR WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. THIS WAR WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
145 00:06:40,359 00:06:43,695 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME AND YOU DOWN THERE KILLING PEOPLE, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME AND YOU DOWN THERE KILLING PEOPLE,
146 00:06:43,695 00:06:46,824 NOT SITTING IN SOME LUXURY BOX EATING HUMONGOUS RAISINS. NOT SITTING IN SOME LUXURY BOX EATING HUMONGOUS RAISINS.
147 00:06:46,824 00:06:49,451 ACTUALLY, I-IT'S FIGS. ACTUALLY, I-IT'S FIGS.
148 00:06:49,451 00:06:51,495 I FEEL SOMETHING'S CHANGED. I FEEL SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
149 00:06:51,495 00:06:53,289 NOTHING'S CHANGED, GARETH. NOTHING'S CHANGED, GARETH.
150 00:06:53,289 00:06:56,083 WELL, THEN, LET'S GO DOWN THERE, HACK UP A FEW FOLK, WELL, THEN, LET'S GO DOWN THERE, HACK UP A FEW FOLK,
151 00:06:56,083 00:06:59,003 AND GO ON OUR VACATION JUST LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT. AND GO ON OUR VACATION JUST LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
152 00:07:00,504 00:07:02,381 YEAH, UM, ABOUT THAT. YEAH, UM, ABOUT THAT.
153 00:07:02,381 00:07:05,176 LOOK, GARETH, UM... LOOK, GARETH, UM...
154 00:07:05,176 00:07:06,551 LET'S PUT OFF THE VACATION. LET'S PUT OFF THE VACATION.
155 00:07:06,551 00:07:07,678 -JUST FOR A BIT. -JUST FOR A BIT.
156 00:07:07,678 00:07:10,348 I MEAN, WE WOULD HAVE JUST CONQUERED A NEW KINGDOM, I MEAN, WE WOULD HAVE JUST CONQUERED A NEW KINGDOM,
157 00:07:10,348 00:07:12,474 AND IT WOULD BE IMPOLITE AND IT WOULD BE IMPOLITE
158 00:07:12,474 00:07:14,310 TO LEAVE MR. WORMWOOD ALL BY HIMSELF TO LEAVE MR. WORMWOOD ALL BY HIMSELF
159 00:07:14,310 00:07:17,062 AFTER HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO BRING US THIS CONFLICT. AFTER HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO BRING US THIS CONFLICT.
160 00:07:17,062 00:07:18,272 HAS THIS GOT SOMETHING TO DO HAS THIS GOT SOMETHING TO DO
161 00:07:18,272 00:07:19,773 WITH THAT DEW-DEW DARK MAGIC STUFF? WITH THAT DEW-DEW DARK MAGIC STUFF?
162 00:07:19,773 00:07:21,859 ACTUALLY, IT'S D'DEW. ACTUALLY, IT'S D'DEW.
163 00:07:21,859 00:07:24,320 TWO DARKS -- DARK-DARK EVIL WAY. TWO DARKS -- DARK-DARK EVIL WAY.
164 00:07:24,320 00:07:26,071 -BACK OFF! -OF COURSE NOT, GARETH. -BACK OFF! -OF COURSE NOT, GARETH.
165 00:07:26,071 00:07:27,365 I SWEAR. I SWEAR.
166 00:07:29,283 00:07:30,284 HOLD THE CROW. HOLD THE CROW.
167 00:07:31,618 00:07:32,911 A SECOND ARMY APPROACHES. A SECOND ARMY APPROACHES.
168 00:07:32,911 00:07:36,915 YES, BEING LED BY SOME DEVILISHLY HANDSOME HERO TYPE. YES, BEING LED BY SOME DEVILISHLY HANDSOME HERO TYPE.
169 00:07:36,915 00:07:38,250 LET ME SEE THAT. LET ME SEE THAT.
170 00:07:40,127 00:07:42,629 OH, GOD. IT'S GALAVANT! OH, GOD. IT'S GALAVANT!
171 00:07:42,629 00:07:46,008 WITH A WEIRDLY LARGE BEARD. WITH A WEIRDLY LARGE BEARD.
172 00:07:46,008 00:07:47,092 RIGHT, THAT'S IT. RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
173 00:07:47,092 00:07:48,635 I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND CAUSE HAVOC I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND CAUSE HAVOC
174 00:07:48,635 00:07:50,512 JUST LIKE WE PLANNED. JUST LIKE WE PLANNED.
175 00:07:52,472 00:07:53,932 I HOPE YOU'RE GONNA JOIN ME. I HOPE YOU'RE GONNA JOIN ME.
176 00:07:58,603 00:07:59,897 RIGHT. RIGHT.
177 00:08:02,858 00:08:05,027 OKAY, YOU DOGS! OKAY, YOU DOGS!
178 00:08:05,027 00:08:07,446 TO BATTLE! TO BATTLE!
179 00:08:09,823 00:08:11,658 ♪ ♪
180 00:08:13,660 00:08:16,372 ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
181 00:08:16,372 00:08:18,623 ♪ TO STAND AND FIGHT UNTIL WE'RE DEAD ♪ ♪ TO STAND AND FIGHT UNTIL WE'RE DEAD ♪
182 00:08:18,623 00:08:20,959 ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
183 00:08:20,959 00:08:25,047 ♪ THOUGH IF SOMEBODY EVER SAID, "FOR WHAT?" ♪ ♪ THOUGH IF SOMEBODY EVER SAID, "FOR WHAT?" ♪
184 00:08:25,047 00:08:28,008 ♪ WE FORGOT ♪ ♪ WE FORGOT ♪
185 00:08:28,008 00:08:31,511 ♪ SO ON REFLECTION, PERHAPS MAYBE NOT ♪ ♪ SO ON REFLECTION, PERHAPS MAYBE NOT ♪
186 00:08:35,057 00:08:36,100 WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT?
187 00:08:36,100 00:08:38,436 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ADVANCING ON THE VALENCIANS. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ADVANCING ON THE VALENCIANS.
188 00:08:38,436 00:08:41,105 I CAN'T TELL, BUT THEY MISSED MY SONG. I CAN'T TELL, BUT THEY MISSED MY SONG.
189 00:08:41,105 00:08:42,106 MAYBE WE ASK THEM TO WAIT MAYBE WE ASK THEM TO WAIT
190 00:08:42,106 00:08:43,232 SO I CAN RUN OUT AND SING IT AGAIN. SO I CAN RUN OUT AND SING IT AGAIN.
191 00:08:43,232 00:08:44,733 OH, WE'LL RUN OUT THERE, JESTER. OH, WE'LL RUN OUT THERE, JESTER.
192 00:08:44,733 00:08:45,901 BUT TO FIGHT. BUT TO FIGHT.
193 00:08:46,944 00:08:50,239 HORTENSIANS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE! HORTENSIANS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
194 00:08:50,239 00:08:51,698 YEAH, LET'S DO THIS. YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.
195 00:08:51,698 00:08:54,159 I'M JUST GONNA GO AND CHECK THINGS ARE LOCKED UP. I'M JUST GONNA GO AND CHECK THINGS ARE LOCKED UP.
196 00:08:56,161 00:08:57,537 MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT!
197 00:09:01,541 00:09:03,419 ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
198 00:09:03,419 00:09:06,213 ♪ THOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS OTHER DAYS ♪ ♪ THOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS OTHER DAYS ♪
199 00:09:06,213 00:09:08,507 ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
200 00:09:08,507 00:09:12,261 ♪ BUT IF THERE'S ONE A LITTLE WAYS AWAY ♪ ♪ BUT IF THERE'S ONE A LITTLE WAYS AWAY ♪
201 00:09:12,261 00:09:15,431 ♪ WELL, THEN, HEY ♪ ♪ WELL, THEN, HEY ♪
202 00:09:15,431 00:09:17,099 ♪ WE CAN RESCHEDULE ♪ ♪ WE CAN RESCHEDULE ♪
203 00:09:17,099 00:09:20,311 ♪ IT'S MORE THAN OKAY ♪ ♪ IT'S MORE THAN OKAY ♪
204 00:09:23,688 00:09:25,149 ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE COUNTRY. ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE COUNTRY.
205 00:09:25,149 00:09:26,984 HERE'S SOME POTATOES FOR YOU, BAE. HERE'S SOME POTATOES FOR YOU, BAE.
206 00:09:26,984 00:09:29,694 THESE HAVE BUGS. YAY! EXTRA PROTEIN. THESE HAVE BUGS. YAY! EXTRA PROTEIN.
207 00:09:32,448 00:09:34,574 ♪ ♪
208 00:09:36,327 00:09:41,581 ♪ THIS IS A DAY, JUST A DAY LIKE EVERY OTHER ♪ ♪ THIS IS A DAY, JUST A DAY LIKE EVERY OTHER ♪
209 00:09:41,581 00:09:42,958 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
210 00:09:45,877 00:09:49,840 ♪ WE'VE LIVED AS BEST WE COULD ♪ ♪ WE'VE LIVED AS BEST WE COULD ♪
211 00:09:51,591 00:09:53,427 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE GUESTS. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE GUESTS.
212 00:09:55,595 00:10:00,809 ♪ AND I MUST SAY, THOUGH WE MAY NOT GET ANOTHER ♪ ♪ AND I MUST SAY, THOUGH WE MAY NOT GET ANOTHER ♪
213 00:10:05,814 00:10:07,858 ♪ IF I'M WITH YOU ♪ ♪ IF I'M WITH YOU ♪
214 00:10:07,858 00:10:11,278 ♪ THEN OUR LAST WILL AT LEAST BE GOOD ♪ ♪ THEN OUR LAST WILL AT LEAST BE GOOD ♪
215 00:10:11,278 00:10:14,156 WELL, AT LEAST WE MADE IT TO 25. WELL, AT LEAST WE MADE IT TO 25.
216 00:10:19,828 00:10:21,997 ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
217 00:10:21,997 00:10:24,875 ♪ TO SPURT OUR BLOOD AND SPILL OUR GUTS ♪ ♪ TO SPURT OUR BLOOD AND SPILL OUR GUTS ♪
218 00:10:24,875 00:10:26,877 ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
219 00:10:26,877 00:10:27,627 ♪ GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
220 00:10:27,627 00:10:29,629 ♪ OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS COMPLETELY NUTS ♪ ♪ OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS COMPLETELY NUTS ♪
221 00:10:29,629 00:10:31,590 ♪ BUT STILL ♪ ♪ BUT STILL ♪
222 00:10:31,590 00:10:32,716 ♪ BLOOD WILL SPILL ♪ ♪ BLOOD WILL SPILL ♪
223 00:10:33,758 00:10:38,263 ♪ AFTER THAT, IT WILL ALL GO DOWNHILL ♪ ♪ AFTER THAT, IT WILL ALL GO DOWNHILL ♪
224 00:10:38,263 00:10:40,224 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON VACATION! SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON VACATION!
225 00:10:42,351 00:10:44,144 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ZIP-LINING. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ZIP-LINING.
226 00:10:44,144 00:10:45,604 WHO DOESN'T LIKE ZIP-LINING? WHO DOESN'T LIKE ZIP-LINING?
227 00:10:45,604 00:10:47,981 HUH? HUH?
228 00:10:47,981 00:10:51,860 ♪ WE WILL TRY NOT TO DIE, BUT WE WILL ♪ ♪ WE WILL TRY NOT TO DIE, BUT WE WILL ♪
229 00:10:51,860 00:10:53,237 AAH! AAH!
230 00:10:53,237 00:10:55,113 TO VICTORY! TO VICTORY!
231 00:10:55,113 00:11:00,118 ♪ IN THE MEANTIME, I GUESS WE CAN KILL ♪ ♪ IN THE MEANTIME, I GUESS WE CAN KILL ♪
232 00:11:00,118 00:11:02,329 RICHARD, HAVE YOU SEEN ISABELLA? RICHARD, HAVE YOU SEEN ISABELLA?
233 00:11:02,329 00:11:03,247 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
234 00:11:03,247 00:11:04,623 ♪ AND WE'LL FIGHT, WHO KNOWS WHY ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL FIGHT, WHO KNOWS WHY ♪
235 00:11:04,623 00:11:07,000 ♪ TILL WE SAY WITH A SIGH ♪ ♪ TILL WE SAY WITH A SIGH ♪
236 00:11:07,000 00:11:10,003 ♪ IT'S A GO-O-O-O-O-OD ♪ ♪ IT'S A GO-O-O-O-O-OD ♪
237 00:11:10,003 00:11:12,339 ♪ DAY TO ♪ ♪ DAY TO ♪
238 00:11:12,339 00:11:16,134 ♪ DI-I-I-I-I-I-E ♪ ♪ DI-I-I-I-I-I-E ♪
239 00:11:16,134 00:11:18,596 TIME OUT! CAN WE CALL A TIME OUT?! TIME OUT! CAN WE CALL A TIME OUT?!
240 00:11:26,604 00:11:28,021 ISN'T THIS AMAZING? ISN'T THIS AMAZING?
241 00:11:28,021 00:11:30,649 WE SIT HERE WHILE THEY DO OUR DIRTY WORK FOR US. WE SIT HERE WHILE THEY DO OUR DIRTY WORK FOR US.
242 00:11:30,649 00:11:32,610 ISN'T IT CRAZY WHAT YOU CAN TALK PEOPLE INTO DOING? ISN'T IT CRAZY WHAT YOU CAN TALK PEOPLE INTO DOING?
243 00:11:32,610 00:11:34,903 WELL, I THANK GOD FOR THE CLASS SYSTEM EVERY DAY. WELL, I THANK GOD FOR THE CLASS SYSTEM EVERY DAY.
244 00:11:34,903 00:11:36,363 MM-HMM. ME TOO. MM-HMM. ME TOO.
245 00:11:36,363 00:11:38,282 -OH, NO. -OH, NO.
246 00:11:40,659 00:11:42,702 THIS ISN'T GOOD. THIS ISN'T GOOD.
247 00:11:43,995 00:11:45,038 OHH. OHH.
248 00:11:45,038 00:11:47,374 THE SWORD OF THE ONE TRUE KING. THE SWORD OF THE ONE TRUE KING.
249 00:11:47,374 00:11:49,126 AND HE'S DOWN THERE. AND HE'S DOWN THERE.
250 00:11:50,461 00:11:52,003 AND HE'S A GOD. AND HE'S A GOD.
251 00:11:52,003 00:11:54,298 THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MADNESS!
252 00:11:54,298 00:11:55,340 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
253 00:11:55,340 00:11:58,009 MM. ISABELLA WASN'T LYING. MM. ISABELLA WASN'T LYING.
254 00:11:58,009 00:11:59,761 HE'S ON THEIR SIDE. HE'S ON THEIR SIDE.
255 00:11:59,761 00:12:02,847 IT'S TIME...FOR D'DEW. IT'S TIME...FOR D'DEW.
256 00:12:02,847 00:12:04,724 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
257 00:12:04,724 00:12:06,310 -ABOUT THE DARK, EVIL WAY. -TWO DARKS -- DARK-DARK. -ABOUT THE DARK, EVIL WAY. -TWO DARKS -- DARK-DARK.
258 00:12:06,310 00:12:08,145 WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO REMEMBER? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO REMEMBER?
259 00:12:08,145 00:12:09,480 IT'S JUST I CARE ABOUT GARETH, IT'S JUST I CARE ABOUT GARETH,
260 00:12:09,480 00:12:11,856 AND I PROMISED I WOULDN'T USE IT. AND I PROMISED I WOULDN'T USE IT.
261 00:12:11,856 00:12:15,193 AND HE SEEMED SUPER UPSET ABOUT THE VACATION. AND HE SEEMED SUPER UPSET ABOUT THE VACATION.
262 00:12:15,193 00:12:17,070 MAYBE I'LL -- I'LL GO DOWN AND HELP HIM FIGHT. MAYBE I'LL -- I'LL GO DOWN AND HELP HIM FIGHT.
263 00:12:17,070 00:12:20,031 LOOK. MAY I BE BLUNT? LOOK. MAY I BE BLUNT?
264 00:12:20,031 00:12:21,950 YOU WANT POWER. I OFFER IT. YOU WANT POWER. I OFFER IT.
265 00:12:21,950 00:12:25,996 YOU WANT CONTROL. IT'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING. YOU WANT CONTROL. IT'S YOURS FOR THE TAKING.
266 00:12:25,996 00:12:28,790 YOU WANT THE WHOLE ENCHILADA. YOU WANT THE WHOLE ENCHILADA.
267 00:12:28,790 00:12:30,626 IT'S MAGIC HOUR, BABY. IT'S MAGIC HOUR, BABY.
268 00:12:32,002 00:12:33,295 MAY I BE EVEN BLUNTER? MAY I BE EVEN BLUNTER?
269 00:12:34,379 00:12:36,047 SCREW GARETH. HE'S WEAK. SCREW GARETH. HE'S WEAK.
270 00:12:36,047 00:12:38,342 LOSERS VACATION. CLOSERS USE MAGIC. LOSERS VACATION. CLOSERS USE MAGIC.
271 00:12:40,218 00:12:42,346 SHALL WE FINISH THIS THING? SHALL WE FINISH THIS THING?
272 00:12:44,723 00:12:46,183 SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH ROBERTA. SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH ROBERTA.
273 00:12:46,183 00:12:47,518 WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HEROIC? WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HEROIC?
274 00:12:47,518 00:12:49,269 YOU'VE GOT A LIFETIME TO BE WITH ROBERTA! YOU'VE GOT A LIFETIME TO BE WITH ROBERTA!
275 00:12:49,269 00:12:50,895 YOU'VE GOT ONE DAY TO BE IMMORTAL. YOU'VE GOT ONE DAY TO BE IMMORTAL.
276 00:12:53,231 00:12:54,650 TODAY, YOU CAN BE -- TODAY, YOU CAN BE --
277 00:12:54,650 00:12:55,900 AAH! AAH!
278 00:12:55,900 00:12:56,652 ISABELLA! ISABELLA!
279 00:12:56,652 00:12:58,570 I DON'T WANT TO BE ISABELLA! I WANT TO BE ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE ISABELLA! I WANT TO BE ME!
280 00:12:59,738 00:13:01,072 WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!
281 00:13:05,160 00:13:06,828 THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SWORD. THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SWORD.
282 00:13:07,746 00:13:09,540 AAH! YAH! AAH! YAH!
283 00:13:09,540 00:13:10,790 ISABELLA. ISABELLA.
284 00:13:11,833 00:13:13,001 I'VE COME FOR YOU. I'VE COME FOR YOU.
285 00:13:13,001 00:13:14,294 GALAVANT? GALAVANT?
286 00:13:14,294 00:13:15,879 MY LOVE. MY LOVE.
287 00:13:21,343 00:13:22,219 GARETH? GARETH?
288 00:13:23,053 00:13:24,221 RICHARD? RICHARD?
289 00:13:25,430 00:13:27,391 LOOK. I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. LOOK. I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET.
290 00:13:27,391 00:13:28,559 OKAY? OKAY?
291 00:13:28,559 00:13:30,561 I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN UPSETTING. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN UPSETTING.
292 00:13:30,561 00:13:32,563 IZZY, PLEASE. CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THIS? IZZY, PLEASE. CAN WE JUST BE DONE WITH THIS?
293 00:13:32,563 00:13:34,314 ISABELLA. LOOK. ISABELLA. LOOK.
294 00:13:34,314 00:13:36,107 I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DIE IN A BROWN FART. I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DIE IN A BROWN FART.
295 00:13:36,107 00:13:38,985 THE TRUTH IS, ALL I'VE WANTED IS TO COME BACK TO YOU. THE TRUTH IS, ALL I'VE WANTED IS TO COME BACK TO YOU.
296 00:13:38,985 00:13:40,571 YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
297 00:13:40,571 00:13:42,864 AND IF WE SURVIVE THIS, I WANT TO MARRY YOU. AND IF WE SURVIVE THIS, I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
298 00:13:42,864 00:13:45,116 AND I WANT TO LIVE BY THE SEA -- AND I WANT TO LIVE BY THE SEA --
299 00:13:45,116 00:13:46,868 YOU HAD ME AT "BROWN FART." YOU HAD ME AT "BROWN FART."
300 00:13:51,498 00:13:53,333 STILL SORT OF YEASTY. STILL SORT OF YEASTY.
301 00:13:53,333 00:13:54,585 AND A LITTLE BIT MUSTY. AND A LITTLE BIT MUSTY.
302 00:13:54,585 00:13:57,379 BUT WE'VE GOT A LIFETIME TO WORK ON IT. BUT WE'VE GOT A LIFETIME TO WORK ON IT.
303 00:13:57,379 00:13:59,590 I KNOW I'VE GOT A LOT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR. I KNOW I'VE GOT A LOT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR.
304 00:13:59,590 00:14:01,508 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
305 00:14:01,508 00:14:04,302 IT'S JUST GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY OLD FRIEND. IT'S JUST GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY OLD FRIEND.
306 00:14:11,727 00:14:13,228 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
307 00:14:14,521 00:14:15,522 WHOA! WHOA!
308 00:14:15,522 00:14:17,941 WHOA, WHOA. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. WHOA, WHOA. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.
309 00:14:17,941 00:14:19,109 I'M WITH GALAVANT, I'M WITH GALAVANT,
310 00:14:19,109 00:14:20,819 FIGHTING FOR TRUE LOVE AND ALL THAT? FIGHTING FOR TRUE LOVE AND ALL THAT?
311 00:14:20,819 00:14:24,155 GALAVANT, THE UNDEAD ARMY IS TURNING ON US! GALAVANT, THE UNDEAD ARMY IS TURNING ON US!
312 00:14:24,155 00:14:25,949 I KNOW. THEY'RE DOING IT HERE, TOO! I KNOW. THEY'RE DOING IT HERE, TOO!
313 00:14:25,949 00:14:27,576 -YOU CAN CONTROL THE DEAD? -OH, YES. -YOU CAN CONTROL THE DEAD? -OH, YES.
314 00:14:27,576 00:14:29,953 NOT ONLY CONTROL, BUT MAKE THEM STRONGER. NOT ONLY CONTROL, BUT MAKE THEM STRONGER.
315 00:14:29,953 00:14:30,829 HA! HA!
316 00:14:30,829 00:14:33,373 SEEMS GALAVANT HAS BROUGHT THE WRONG COVERED DISH SEEMS GALAVANT HAS BROUGHT THE WRONG COVERED DISH
317 00:14:33,373 00:14:34,750 TO THE POTLUCK DINNER. TO THE POTLUCK DINNER.
318 00:14:34,750 00:14:35,542 HA! HA!
319 00:14:35,542 00:14:39,003 THEY'RE KIND OF ATTACKING EVERYONE, OUR MEN INCLUDED. THEY'RE KIND OF ATTACKING EVERYONE, OUR MEN INCLUDED.
320 00:14:39,003 00:14:41,339 WELL, YOU MAKE A CAKE, YOU BREAK A FEW EGGS. WELL, YOU MAKE A CAKE, YOU BREAK A FEW EGGS.
321 00:14:41,339 00:14:43,133 SO, HOW DO WE DO THIS? SO, HOW DO WE DO THIS?
322 00:14:43,133 00:14:45,343 SIMPLE. SIMPLE.
323 00:14:45,343 00:14:46,637 ♪ ♪
324 00:14:46,637 00:14:48,597 ♪ WHEN YOU NEED A LIFT ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU NEED A LIFT ♪
325 00:14:48,597 00:14:50,265 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LOW ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LOW ♪
326 00:14:50,265 00:14:54,185 ♪ WHEN YOU THINK THAT THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU THINK THAT THINGS WILL GO YOUR WAY ♪
327 00:14:54,185 00:14:58,523 ♪ OH, THERE'S A LITTLE GIFT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ♪ ♪ OH, THERE'S A LITTLE GIFT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ♪
328 00:14:58,523 00:15:01,693 ♪ TRY IT, AND IT'S SURE TO MAKE YOUR DAY ♪ ♪ TRY IT, AND IT'S SURE TO MAKE YOUR DAY ♪
329 00:15:01,693 00:15:04,154 ♪ IT'S CALLED D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪ ♪ IT'S CALLED D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪
330 00:15:04,154 00:15:06,782 ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ DOO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪
331 00:15:06,782 00:15:10,368 ♪ IT'S THE KIND OF VOODOO THAT WE FEW WHO DO D'DEW DO ♪ ♪ IT'S THE KIND OF VOODOO THAT WE FEW WHO DO D'DEW DO ♪
332 00:15:10,368 00:15:12,412 ♪ IT IS EVIL? SURE, IT'S TRUE ♪ ♪ IT IS EVIL? SURE, IT'S TRUE ♪
333 00:15:12,412 00:15:14,205 ♪ STILL, GOOD THINGS ENSUE ♪ ♪ STILL, GOOD THINGS ENSUE ♪
334 00:15:14,205 00:15:16,916 ♪ WHEN YOU DO D'DEW D'DEW, D'DEW ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU DO D'DEW D'DEW, D'DEW ♪
335 00:15:16,916 00:15:18,960 THIS IS AMAZING! I WANT A TURN! THIS IS AMAZING! I WANT A TURN!
336 00:15:18,960 00:15:20,420 SHOW ME! SHOW ME! SHOW ME! SHOW ME!
337 00:15:20,420 00:15:22,213 OOH, RELAX. OOH, RELAX.
338 00:15:22,213 00:15:23,882 ♪ KEEP YOUR SHOULDERS STRAIGHT ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR SHOULDERS STRAIGHT ♪
339 00:15:23,882 00:15:24,883 LIKE THIS? LIKE THIS?
340 00:15:24,883 00:15:25,759 ♪ LIFT YOUR CHIN UP HIGH ♪ I'LL TRY. ♪ LIFT YOUR CHIN UP HIGH ♪ I'LL TRY.
341 00:15:26,635 00:15:29,012 ♪ THINK OF ALL THE HAPPY THOUGHTS YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ THINK OF ALL THE HAPPY THOUGHTS YOU KNOW ♪
342 00:15:29,012 00:15:30,639 ♪ OKAY, JUST DON'T LET GO ♪ ♪ OKAY, JUST DON'T LET GO ♪
343 00:15:30,639 00:15:31,682 ♪ PICTURE THOSE YOU HATE ♪ ♪ PICTURE THOSE YOU HATE ♪
344 00:15:31,682 00:15:32,683 YEP. YEP.
345 00:15:32,683 00:15:34,142 ♪ SHRIEKING AS THEY DIE ♪ ♪ SHRIEKING AS THEY DIE ♪
346 00:15:34,142 00:15:34,934 GOT IT. GOT IT.
347 00:15:34,934 00:15:36,436 ♪ THEN JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS ♪ ♪ THEN JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS ♪
348 00:15:36,436 00:15:37,270 ♪ AND HELLO ♪ WHOA. ♪ AND HELLO ♪ WHOA.
349 00:15:37,937 00:15:40,482 ♪ AND THAT'S THE D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S THE D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪
350 00:15:40,482 00:15:41,650 ♪ DOO, D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ DOO, D'DOO DOO DOO ♪
351 00:15:41,650 00:15:43,026 SHE BETRAYED ME. SHE BETRAYED ME.
352 00:15:43,026 00:15:44,235 GARETH. GARETH.
353 00:15:44,235 00:15:45,904 -YAH! -YAH!
354 00:15:45,904 00:15:47,489 YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE! COME ON! YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE! COME ON!
355 00:15:47,489 00:15:49,157 ♪ WELL, WHOOP-DEE-DOO ♪ ♪ WELL, WHOOP-DEE-DOO ♪
356 00:15:49,157 00:15:50,200 FALL BACK, MEN! FALL BACK, MEN!
357 00:15:50,200 00:15:52,952 ♪ ♪
358 00:16:01,795 00:16:03,839 ♪ AND THAT'S IT, D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S IT, D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪
359 00:16:03,839 00:16:05,048 ♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ ♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪
360 00:16:05,048 00:16:06,966 -♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ -♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ -♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪ -♪ DO D'DOO DOO DOO ♪
361 00:16:06,966 00:16:10,053 ♪ YOU CAN SAY ADIEU TO THOSE YOU OWN AN I.O.U. TO ♪ ♪ YOU CAN SAY ADIEU TO THOSE YOU OWN AN I.O.U. TO ♪
362 00:16:10,053 00:16:12,305 ♪ ANY DUDE WHO YOU'D UNDO ♪ ♪ ANY DUDE WHO YOU'D UNDO ♪
363 00:16:12,305 00:16:14,265 ♪ BID HIM TOODLE-OO ♪ ♪ BID HIM TOODLE-OO ♪
364 00:16:14,265 00:16:18,061 ♪ WHEN YOU DO D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU DO D'DEW, D'DEW, D'DEW ♪
365 00:16:18,061 00:16:20,355 ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS, THAT'S YOUR CUE ♪ ♪ YOUR HIGHNESS, THAT'S YOUR CUE ♪
366 00:16:20,355 00:16:22,357 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪
367 00:16:22,357 00:16:26,403 ♪ TIME TO USE MY NEW D'DEW DOO DOO ♪ ♪ TIME TO USE MY NEW D'DEW DOO DOO ♪
368 00:16:28,279 00:16:30,532 OH, MY GOD. I CAN DO MAGIC! OH, MY GOD. I CAN DO MAGIC!
369 00:16:30,532 00:16:31,783 BIG DAY. BIG DAY.
370 00:16:35,620 00:16:37,121 YAH! THIS WAY! YAH! THIS WAY!
371 00:16:38,331 00:16:40,333 WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR ME!
372 00:16:49,384 00:16:52,178 LET LOOSE THE LEAFY GREENS! LET LOOSE THE LEAFY GREENS!
373 00:16:52,178 00:16:54,890 GET MY POINTY POTATO! GET MY POINTY POTATO!
374 00:17:02,272 00:17:04,482 OH, HEY, GUYS. DID WE WIN? OH, HEY, GUYS. DID WE WIN?
375 00:17:04,482 00:17:07,277 MADALENA TURNED THE KINDA DEAD ARMY AGAINST EVERYONE. MADALENA TURNED THE KINDA DEAD ARMY AGAINST EVERYONE.
376 00:17:07,277 00:17:08,486 OKAY, SO WE'RE COOL OKAY, SO WE'RE COOL
377 00:17:08,486 00:17:10,196 WITH ALL THE VALENCIANS AND GARETH, THEN, YEAH? WITH ALL THE VALENCIANS AND GARETH, THEN, YEAH?
378 00:17:10,196 00:17:11,239 WHAT'S UP, CLOWN? WHAT'S UP, CLOWN?
379 00:17:11,239 00:17:12,866 HIYA. HIYA.
380 00:17:18,496 00:17:19,539 THEY'VE STOPPED. THEY'VE STOPPED.
381 00:17:23,126 00:17:24,210 WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?
382 00:17:24,210 00:17:25,629 IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
383 00:17:26,713 00:17:27,547 MADALENA? MADALENA?
384 00:17:27,547 00:17:29,800 DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. I JUST WANT TO TALK. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. I JUST WANT TO TALK.
385 00:17:31,301 00:17:32,302 OPEN THE GATE. OPEN THE GATE.
386 00:17:39,392 00:17:40,435 STAY! STAY!
387 00:17:43,981 00:17:46,024 WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
388 00:17:46,024 00:17:47,317 GALAVANT. GALAVANT.
389 00:17:47,317 00:17:49,653 RICHARD. RICHARD.
390 00:17:49,653 00:17:50,821 YOU. YOU.
391 00:17:52,113 00:17:53,573 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER AGAIN. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER AGAIN.
392 00:17:53,573 00:17:55,116 HOW LOVELY. HOW LOVELY.
393 00:17:55,116 00:17:58,202 OUR STORY LINES HAVE BEEN FAR TOO SEPARATED. OUR STORY LINES HAVE BEEN FAR TOO SEPARATED.
394 00:17:58,202 00:17:59,955 COME ON, BABE. LET'S GO. COME ON, BABE. LET'S GO.
395 00:17:59,955 00:18:01,498 YOU LIED TO ME. YOU LIED TO ME.
396 00:18:03,834 00:18:05,126 NO, BUT NOW I'VE COME FOR YOU NO, BUT NOW I'VE COME FOR YOU
397 00:18:05,126 00:18:06,711 SO YOU'RE NOT KILLED LIKE THE REST OF THESE LOSERS. SO YOU'RE NOT KILLED LIKE THE REST OF THESE LOSERS.
398 00:18:06,711 00:18:08,546 YOU PROMISED NO MAGIC. YOU PROMISED NO MAGIC.
399 00:18:08,546 00:18:11,800 I KNOW, BUT DON'T YOU SEE? I KNOW, BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
400 00:18:11,800 00:18:14,177 WITH IT, WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE. WITH IT, WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.
401 00:18:14,177 00:18:16,346 WE'LL RULE THE SEVEN REALMS MERCILESSLY! WE'LL RULE THE SEVEN REALMS MERCILESSLY!
402 00:18:17,931 00:18:19,057 BUT I DON'T -- BUT I DON'T --
403 00:18:19,057 00:18:20,767 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT.
404 00:18:20,767 00:18:23,269 -OH, MY GOODNESS. - IS CRAY-CRAY. -OH, MY GOODNESS. - IS CRAY-CRAY.
405 00:18:26,773 00:18:28,441 I WON'T LEAVE MY FRIEND. I WON'T LEAVE MY FRIEND.
406 00:18:30,109 00:18:32,487 IT'S ONE THING BEING A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. IT'S ONE THING BEING A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING.
407 00:18:32,487 00:18:35,114 IT'S ANOTHER THING TO BE EVIL. IT'S ANOTHER THING TO BE EVIL.
408 00:18:35,114 00:18:37,909 AND I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN JOIN THE DARK FORCES. AND I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN JOIN THE DARK FORCES.
409 00:18:38,994 00:18:40,037 ME TOO. ME TOO.
410 00:18:40,704 00:18:42,372 AND ME. AND ME. AND ME. AND ME.
411 00:18:42,372 00:18:44,123 RIGHT, WELL, NO ONE INVITED YOU LOT, RIGHT, WELL, NO ONE INVITED YOU LOT,
412 00:18:44,123 00:18:45,042 BUT WHATEVER. BUT WHATEVER.
413 00:18:46,877 00:18:47,794 RIGHT. RIGHT.
414 00:18:47,794 00:18:50,296 WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO GET ALL SAPPY, BUT, UM... WELL, I WASN'T GOING TO GET ALL SAPPY, BUT, UM...
415 00:18:50,296 00:18:51,464 THANKS FOR THE ADVENTURE. THANKS FOR THE ADVENTURE.
416 00:18:51,464 00:18:53,591 THANKS FOR THE POWER. THANKS FOR THE POWER.
417 00:18:53,591 00:18:55,343 THANKS FOR THE CROWN. THANKS FOR THE CROWN.
418 00:18:59,472 00:19:01,182 THANKS FOR THE LOVE. THANKS FOR THE LOVE.
419 00:19:04,561 00:19:06,437 AND SINCE WE'RE ALL SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, AND SINCE WE'RE ALL SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,
420 00:19:06,437 00:19:09,066 I WILL GIVE YOU EXACTLY 10 SECONDS. I WILL GIVE YOU EXACTLY 10 SECONDS.
421 00:19:09,066 00:19:11,568 I SUGGEST FOCUSING ALL YOUR ATTENTION ON SEALING I SUGGEST FOCUSING ALL YOUR ATTENTION ON SEALING
422 00:19:11,568 00:19:13,695 THAT DOOR. THAT DOOR.
423 00:19:16,155 00:19:17,074 GARETH... GARETH...
424 00:19:19,409 00:19:21,452 ...THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. ...THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
425 00:19:29,127 00:19:30,461 NO. NO.
426 00:19:34,966 00:19:36,300 SUIT YOURSELF. SUIT YOURSELF.
427 00:19:39,596 00:19:40,805 OUT THE WAY! OUT THE WAY!
428 00:19:53,484 00:19:54,903 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT.
429 00:19:55,987 00:19:57,405 WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE GOING TO DIE.
430 00:19:57,405 00:19:59,407 RICHARD, STAND BEHIND ME. RICHARD, STAND BEHIND ME.
431 00:19:59,407 00:20:00,450 I WILL NOT. I WILL NOT.
432 00:20:00,450 00:20:02,702 I WILL STAND BESIDE YOU. I WILL STAND BESIDE YOU.
433 00:20:02,702 00:20:04,579 ♪ ♪
434 00:20:04,579 00:20:07,082 ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
435 00:20:07,082 00:20:09,375 ♪ WE WON'T, THERE'S ONE MORE EPISODE ♪ ♪ WE WON'T, THERE'S ONE MORE EPISODE ♪
436 00:20:09,375 00:20:12,003 ♪ BUT STILL, WE COULD DIE ♪ ♪ BUT STILL, WE COULD DIE ♪
437 00:20:12,003 00:20:14,005 ♪ WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A MASSIVE LOAD OF -- ♪ ♪ WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A MASSIVE LOAD OF -- ♪
438 00:20:14,005 00:20:15,506 RIGHT. RIGHT.
439 00:20:15,506 00:20:17,675 ♪ STILL, WE MIGHT ♪ ♪ STILL, WE MIGHT ♪
440 00:20:17,675 00:20:22,388 ♪ AND IF WE DID, WE WILL NEVER LIVE EVER AFTER ♪ ♪ AND IF WE DID, WE WILL NEVER LIVE EVER AFTER ♪
441 00:20:22,388 00:20:26,643 ♪ COZY AT HOME BY THE SEA ♪ ♪ COZY AT HOME BY THE SEA ♪
442 00:20:26,643 00:20:30,730 ♪ YOU WRITING POEMS FOR OUR SEVEN CHILDREN ♪ ♪ YOU WRITING POEMS FOR OUR SEVEN CHILDREN ♪
443 00:20:30,730 00:20:33,650 ♪ FRANKLY, I THOUGHT MAYBE THREE ♪ ♪ FRANKLY, I THOUGHT MAYBE THREE ♪
444 00:20:33,650 00:20:37,946 ♪ I'LL NEVER MARRY ROBERTA AND RULE THE KINGDOM ♪ ♪ I'LL NEVER MARRY ROBERTA AND RULE THE KINGDOM ♪
445 00:20:37,946 00:20:41,240 ♪ LOVED AND RESPECTED AND CHEERED ♪ ♪ LOVED AND RESPECTED AND CHEERED ♪
446 00:20:41,240 00:20:45,996 ♪ KNOWN FOR MY FAIR-MINDED WAYS AND MY FULL-GROWN DRAGON ♪ ♪ KNOWN FOR MY FAIR-MINDED WAYS AND MY FULL-GROWN DRAGON ♪
447 00:20:45,996 00:20:49,332 ♪ ALSO MY FULL, FLOWING BEARD ♪ ♪ ALSO MY FULL, FLOWING BEARD ♪
448 00:20:51,584 00:20:53,962 ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪ ♪ IT'S A GOOD DAY TO DIE ♪
449 00:20:53,962 00:20:56,506 ♪ OH, PLEASE, THIS ISN'T "GAME OF THRONES" ♪ ♪ OH, PLEASE, THIS ISN'T "GAME OF THRONES" ♪
450 00:20:56,506 00:20:58,591 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE ♪ ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE ♪
451 00:20:58,591 00:21:00,301 ♪ LET'S END THE SONG ♪ LET'S END THE SONG
452 00:21:00,301 00:21:02,053 AND GROW SOME STONES AND FIGHT ♪ AND GROW SOME STONES AND FIGHT ♪
453 00:21:02,053 00:21:04,639 ♪ OR WILL WE LEAVE ALL OUR VIEWERS ♪ ♪ OR WILL WE LEAVE ALL OUR VIEWERS ♪
454 00:21:04,639 00:21:06,933 ♪ WITH PAIN AND ANGER ♪ ♪ WITH PAIN AND ANGER ♪
455 00:21:06,933 00:21:11,021 ♪ JUST LIKE WE LEFT THEM LAST YEAR? ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE WE LEFT THEM LAST YEAR? ♪
456 00:21:11,021 00:21:15,733 ♪ COULD WE JUST STOP ONCE AGAIN ON A HUGE CLIFFHANGER? ♪ ♪ COULD WE JUST STOP ONCE AGAIN ON A HUGE CLIFFHANGER? ♪
457 00:21:18,486 00:21:20,905 GABBY, NO! GABBY, NO!