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1 00:00:08,718 00:00:10,052 LOOK AT ME GO, LOOK AT ME GO,
2 00:00:10,052 00:00:12,012 LEADING AN ARMY OF HALF-DEAD ZOMBIE WARRIORS LEADING AN ARMY OF HALF-DEAD ZOMBIE WARRIORS
3 00:00:12,012 00:00:13,472 ON A QUEST TO SAVE A PRINCESS. ON A QUEST TO SAVE A PRINCESS.
4 00:00:13,472 00:00:15,266 NOW, THAT IS SOLID HERO STUFF. NOW, THAT IS SOLID HERO STUFF.
5 00:00:15,266 00:00:17,560 ONE OF YOUR MOST HEROIC SCENARIOS, SIR. ONE OF YOUR MOST HEROIC SCENARIOS, SIR.
6 00:00:17,560 00:00:19,353 LEGENDARY. TOTALLY. LEGENDARY. TOTALLY.
7 00:00:19,353 00:00:21,856 THOUGH YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN THE FLESH HITS THE ROAD, THOUGH YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN THE FLESH HITS THE ROAD,
8 00:00:21,856 00:00:24,191 IT IS FEELING JUST A BIT CHALLENGING, IT IS FEELING JUST A BIT CHALLENGING,
9 00:00:24,191 00:00:25,651 IS IT NOT? IS IT NOT?
10 00:00:31,407 00:00:34,493 NO, GUYS. GUYS, GO AROUND THE TREE. NO, GUYS. GUYS, GO AROUND THE TREE.
11 00:00:34,493 00:00:35,536 GO AROUND. GO AROUND.
12 00:00:37,288 00:00:40,541 I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER. I MEAN, THEY'RE BASICALLY USELESS, AREN'T THEY? I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER. I MEAN, THEY'RE BASICALLY USELESS, AREN'T THEY?
13 00:00:40,541 00:00:42,084 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
14 00:00:42,084 00:00:44,420 ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTICED THEY ARE QUITE DRAWN TO YOU, SIR. ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTICED THEY ARE QUITE DRAWN TO YOU, SIR.
15 00:00:44,420 00:00:46,631 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE BRIEFLY DEAD. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE BRIEFLY DEAD.
16 00:00:46,631 00:00:48,925 OH, YES, AND WHY WAS THAT, SID? OH, YES, AND WHY WAS THAT, SID?
17 00:00:48,925 00:00:50,050 WHY WAS I BRIEFLY DEAD? WHY WAS I BRIEFLY DEAD?
18 00:00:50,050 00:00:52,595 I TOLD YOU HOW BAD I FEEL ABOUT THAT. I TOLD YOU HOW BAD I FEEL ABOUT THAT.
19 00:00:52,595 00:00:54,472 -YOU EVER GONNA LET IT GO? -OH, YOU MEAN... -YOU EVER GONNA LET IT GO? -OH, YOU MEAN...
20 00:00:54,472 00:00:56,474 LIKE WHEN YOU LET GO OF THE SWORD AND IT FLEW THROUGH THE AIR, LIKE WHEN YOU LET GO OF THE SWORD AND IT FLEW THROUGH THE AIR,
21 00:00:56,474 00:00:58,726 STICKING INTO MY CHEST, TEMPORARILY KILLING ME? STICKING INTO MY CHEST, TEMPORARILY KILLING ME?
22 00:01:00,895 00:01:02,897 SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "NO," THEN. SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "NO," THEN.
23 00:01:06,233 00:01:09,737 RIGHT. WE'RE ALMOST TO VALENCIA. RIGHT. WE'RE ALMOST TO VALENCIA.
24 00:01:09,737 00:01:11,113 I'M GONNA SCOUT AHEAD TO THAT CASTLE, I'M GONNA SCOUT AHEAD TO THAT CASTLE,
25 00:01:11,113 00:01:12,531 SEE IF IT'S TRULY EMPTY. SEE IF IT'S TRULY EMPTY.
26 00:01:12,531 00:01:15,618 WOW... VALENCIA. WOW... VALENCIA.
27 00:01:15,618 00:01:19,413 SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY, I WAS THE WORST TYRANT THIS LAND HAS EVER SEEN. SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY, I WAS THE WORST TYRANT THIS LAND HAS EVER SEEN.
28 00:01:19,413 00:01:20,832 THAT WAS WEIRD. THAT WAS WEIRD.
29 00:01:20,832 00:01:23,626 YEAH, CUCKOO BANANAS. YOU STAY HERE WITH ROBERTA. YEAH, CUCKOO BANANAS. YOU STAY HERE WITH ROBERTA.
30 00:01:23,626 00:01:25,503 I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
31 00:01:27,005 00:01:28,589 DON'T YOU, RICHARD? DON'T YOU, RICHARD?
32 00:01:30,508 00:01:32,635 HEY, GALAVANT, QUICK STORY I WANT TO TELL YOU. HEY, GALAVANT, QUICK STORY I WANT TO TELL YOU.
33 00:01:32,635 00:01:34,553 I NEED YOUR ADVICE. I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
34 00:01:34,553 00:01:37,682 I REALLY WANT TO KISS ROBERTA, AND STUFF, I REALLY WANT TO KISS ROBERTA, AND STUFF,
35 00:01:37,682 00:01:39,141 AND I THINK THE TIMING IS RIGHT. AND I THINK THE TIMING IS RIGHT.
36 00:01:39,141 00:01:40,518 BUT DID SHE SAY SHE LIKES ME? BUT DID SHE SAY SHE LIKES ME?
37 00:01:40,518 00:01:41,686 GET TO THE POINT. GET TO THE POINT.
38 00:01:41,686 00:01:42,687 DO- DO I ASK HER? DO- DO I ASK HER?
39 00:01:42,687 00:01:45,272 DO I JUST GRAB HER AND KISS HER? DO I JUST GRAB HER AND KISS HER?
40 00:01:45,272 00:01:47,608 SNEAK UP BEHIND HER IN DARK CLOTHING, SHOUT "BOO," SNEAK UP BEHIND HER IN DARK CLOTHING, SHOUT "BOO,"
41 00:01:47,608 00:01:48,860 AND KISS HER WHEN SHE'S SCREAMING? AND KISS HER WHEN SHE'S SCREAMING?
42 00:01:48,860 00:01:50,486 WHAT? -LOOK, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU. WHAT? -LOOK, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU.
43 00:01:50,486 00:01:52,738 I'VE SORT OF GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO, OKAY? I'VE SORT OF GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO, OKAY?
44 00:01:52,738 00:01:55,950 BUT, NO, NO. DEFINITELY DON'T DO THE "BOO" VERSION. BUT, NO, NO. DEFINITELY DON'T DO THE "BOO" VERSION.
45 00:01:55,950 00:01:57,535 IT'S SORT OF FROWNED UPON, OKAY? IT'S SORT OF FROWNED UPON, OKAY?
46 00:01:57,535 00:01:58,703 I'VE GOT TO GO. I'VE GOT TO GO.
47 00:01:58,703 00:02:00,872 NO "BOO" VERSION. GOOD TO KNOW. NO "BOO" VERSION. GOOD TO KNOW.
48 00:02:02,707 00:02:04,625 -LOOK, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! -LOOK, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!
49 00:02:04,625 00:02:06,168 - STOP! - STOP!
50 00:02:06,168 00:02:08,587 YOU CAN'T GO WITH ME! I'M SNEAKING. YOU CAN'T GO WITH ME! I'M SNEAKING.
51 00:02:12,675 00:02:14,052 NO, SERIOUSLY! NO, SERIOUSLY!
52 00:02:14,052 00:02:16,512 JUST-- I'M TRYING TO DO A SECRET CASTLE SCOUT. JUST-- I'M TRYING TO DO A SECRET CASTLE SCOUT.
53 00:02:16,512 00:02:17,930 -JUST... -JUST...
54 00:02:20,140 00:02:23,435 -OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. -OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
55 00:02:25,855 00:02:28,190 YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT. COME ON. YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
56 00:02:34,822 00:02:35,990 SO... SO...
57 00:02:35,990 00:02:38,659 UH, BOBBY, I MEANT TO ASK YOU... UH, BOBBY, I MEANT TO ASK YOU...
58 00:02:38,659 00:02:41,079 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TREE? HEY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TREE?
59 00:02:41,079 00:02:43,039 BECAUSE KIDS THESE DAYS ARE ALL INTO OAKS, BECAUSE KIDS THESE DAYS ARE ALL INTO OAKS,
60 00:02:43,039 00:02:44,415 BUT I LIKE A SPRUCE, AND I-- BUT I LIKE A SPRUCE, AND I--
61 00:02:44,415 00:02:45,875 MMM! MMM!
62 00:02:48,794 00:02:50,129 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
63 00:02:51,630 00:02:52,924 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
64 00:02:58,930 00:03:00,056 SO, WE'LL JUST STAND HERE SO, WE'LL JUST STAND HERE
65 00:03:00,056 00:03:01,640 AND LISTEN TO THIS HAPPEN, THEN, I GUESS. AND LISTEN TO THIS HAPPEN, THEN, I GUESS.
66 00:03:09,398 00:03:11,817 FLAG OF TRUCE! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! FLAG OF TRUCE! NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
67 00:03:11,817 00:03:14,278 GUARANTEED SAFE PASSAGE! GUARANTEED SAFE PASSAGE!
68 00:03:14,278 00:03:16,238 SUPER POOR FORM TO KILL US! SUPER POOR FORM TO KILL US!
69 00:03:16,238 00:03:17,531 WILL YOU STOP IT? WILL YOU STOP IT?
70 00:03:17,531 00:03:19,992 -YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE TOOLS. -WE ARE TOOLS. -YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE TOOLS. -WE ARE TOOLS.
71 00:03:19,992 00:03:24,580 TOOLS THAT WILL BE USED TO MAKE THE VALENCIAN SWORDS DULL. WITH MURDER! TOOLS THAT WILL BE USED TO MAKE THE VALENCIAN SWORDS DULL. WITH MURDER!
72 00:03:24,580 00:03:26,749 SORRY. WHEN I'M NERVOUS, MY JOKES GET KIND OF WEIRD. SORRY. WHEN I'M NERVOUS, MY JOKES GET KIND OF WEIRD.
73 00:03:26,749 00:03:27,917 WE'LL BE FINE. WE'LL BE FINE.
74 00:03:27,917 00:03:30,920 SURE, WE CAN'T DEFEAT THE VALENCIANS WITH MY COUSIN'S TOY ARMY, SURE, WE CAN'T DEFEAT THE VALENCIANS WITH MY COUSIN'S TOY ARMY,
75 00:03:30,920 00:03:33,505 BUT TERMS OF SURRENDER ARE ALWAYS OFFERED BEFORE A BATTLE. BUT TERMS OF SURRENDER ARE ALWAYS OFFERED BEFORE A BATTLE.
76 00:03:33,505 00:03:35,382 EASY-PEASY, PUDDING AND PIE. EASY-PEASY, PUDDING AND PIE.
77 00:03:35,382 00:03:37,509 WE'RE GONNA PUDDING AND DIE. WE'RE GONNA PUDDING AND DIE.
78 00:03:37,509 00:03:39,053 I'LL TRY AND PULL IT TOGETHER. I'LL TRY AND PULL IT TOGETHER.
79 00:03:41,097 00:03:43,265 THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
80 00:03:43,265 00:03:44,976 I THINK GETTING OUT OF THE CASTLE WAS GREAT FOR US, I THINK GETTING OUT OF THE CASTLE WAS GREAT FOR US,
81 00:03:44,976 00:03:46,144 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW?
82 00:03:46,144 00:03:48,062 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD WAR CAMP. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD WAR CAMP.
83 00:03:48,062 00:03:50,106 HMM. FRESH AIR, SOUNDS OF NATURE. HMM. FRESH AIR, SOUNDS OF NATURE.
84 00:03:50,106 00:03:51,857 AND THE PROMISE OF GETTING TO KILL PEOPLE. AND THE PROMISE OF GETTING TO KILL PEOPLE.
85 00:03:51,857 00:03:54,152 -IT JUST REALLY GIVES A MAN A LIFT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? -IT JUST REALLY GIVES A MAN A LIFT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
86 00:03:54,152 00:03:55,987 YEAH. IT'S NICE. YEAH. IT'S NICE.
87 00:03:59,115 00:04:00,491 -WHAT? -HMM? -WHAT? -HMM?
88 00:04:01,784 00:04:03,494 FLAG OF TRUCE? FLAG OF TRUCE?
89 00:04:03,494 00:04:04,870 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
90 00:04:04,870 00:04:06,164 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
91 00:04:06,164 00:04:08,540 SHE'S PROBABLY COME TO DISCUSS TERMS OF SURRENDER. SHE'S PROBABLY COME TO DISCUSS TERMS OF SURRENDER.
92 00:04:08,540 00:04:11,002 I DON'T WANT HER TO SURRENDER. I WANT TO KILL HER! I DON'T WANT HER TO SURRENDER. I WANT TO KILL HER!
93 00:04:14,172 00:04:16,340 GARETH, MADALENA. GARETH, MADALENA.
94 00:04:16,340 00:04:18,176 PRINCESS. AND THE FOOL? PRINCESS. AND THE FOOL?
95 00:04:22,554 00:04:23,722 HMM? HMM?
96 00:04:23,722 00:04:25,599 SORRY. IT'S PRETTY TENSE IN HERE. SORRY. IT'S PRETTY TENSE IN HERE.
97 00:04:25,599 00:04:27,643 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT DISCUSS TERMS, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT DISCUSS TERMS,
98 00:04:27,643 00:04:29,436 AVOID UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED. AVOID UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED.
99 00:04:29,436 00:04:31,480 WELL, I KIND OF AM HERE FOR THE UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED. WELL, I KIND OF AM HERE FOR THE UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED.
100 00:04:31,480 00:04:33,065 THE RULES OF WAR DICTATE THAT-- THE RULES OF WAR DICTATE THAT--
101 00:04:33,065 00:04:34,733 GOD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAME ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU? GOD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAME ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU?
102 00:04:34,733 00:04:37,277 FINE. HERE ARE MY TERMS. FINE. HERE ARE MY TERMS.
103 00:04:37,277 00:04:38,445 COMPLETE SURRENDER. COMPLETE SURRENDER.
104 00:04:38,445 00:04:40,447 HAND OVER YOUR CASTLE, YOUR GOLD, HAND OVER YOUR CASTLE, YOUR GOLD,
105 00:04:40,447 00:04:42,700 YOUR JEWELS, YOUR LIVESTOCK. YOUR JEWELS, YOUR LIVESTOCK.
106 00:04:42,700 00:04:45,285 I THINK THAT'S A BIT EXTREME. -NOT DONE. I THINK THAT'S A BIT EXTREME. -NOT DONE.
107 00:04:45,285 00:04:48,497 ALL THE MEN OF FIGHTING AGE WILL BE CONSCRIPTED INTO OUR ARMY. ALL THE MEN OF FIGHTING AGE WILL BE CONSCRIPTED INTO OUR ARMY.
108 00:04:48,497 00:04:51,876 OH, AND I WANT ALL THE CHILDREN TO PUT THEIR TOYS IN A PILE. OH, AND I WANT ALL THE CHILDREN TO PUT THEIR TOYS IN A PILE.
109 00:04:51,876 00:04:53,502 THEN I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT ON FIRE. THEN I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT ON FIRE.
110 00:04:53,502 00:04:55,838 YAY! I'M HAVING FUN AFTER ALL. YAY! I'M HAVING FUN AFTER ALL.
111 00:04:57,464 00:04:58,757 IF I COULD HAVE A MOMENT. IF I COULD HAVE A MOMENT.
112 00:05:01,052 00:05:02,720 THESE TERMS ARE IMPOSSIBLE! THESE TERMS ARE IMPOSSIBLE!
113 00:05:02,720 00:05:04,138 WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE? WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE?
114 00:05:05,430 00:05:06,557 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
115 00:05:08,059 00:05:10,019 YOUR TERMS ARE MONSTROUS, BUT I THINK -- YOUR TERMS ARE MONSTROUS, BUT I THINK --
116 00:05:10,019 00:05:12,188 OH, AND ONE LAST THING. OH, AND ONE LAST THING.
117 00:05:12,188 00:05:14,982 I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW HANDMAIDEN. I WANT YOU TO BE MY NEW HANDMAIDEN.
118 00:05:19,778 00:05:23,115 YOUR MAIN DUTY... WILL BE CLEANING MY CROWN. YOUR MAIN DUTY... WILL BE CLEANING MY CROWN.
119 00:05:23,115 00:05:25,868 THAT IS NOT YOUR CROWN. THAT IS NOT YOUR CROWN.
120 00:05:25,868 00:05:28,662 THAT IS THE OFFICIAL CROWN OF THE QUEEN OF VALENCIA, THAT IS THE OFFICIAL CROWN OF THE QUEEN OF VALENCIA,
121 00:05:28,662 00:05:30,706 AND MY MOTHER IS ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER. AND MY MOTHER IS ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
122 00:05:30,706 00:05:32,291 SETTLE DOWN, TINY TOT. SETTLE DOWN, TINY TOT.
123 00:05:32,291 00:05:34,585 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME HERE TO SURRENDER. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME HERE TO SURRENDER.
124 00:05:34,585 00:05:37,255 YOU'RE GONNA REGRET CALLING ME "TINY TOT." YOU'RE GONNA REGRET CALLING ME "TINY TOT."
125 00:05:37,255 00:05:39,257 YES! CATFIGHT! YES! CATFIGHT!
126 00:05:39,257 00:05:40,424 FINALLY. FINALLY.
127 00:05:40,424 00:05:42,676 I'VE BEEN WAITING TWO SEASONS FOR THIS. I'VE BEEN WAITING TWO SEASONS FOR THIS.
128 00:05:44,136 00:05:46,180 ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪
129 00:05:46,180 00:05:47,848 ♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪
130 00:05:47,848 00:05:49,267 -♪ I REALLY ♪ -♪ REALLY ♪ -♪ I REALLY ♪ -♪ REALLY ♪
131 00:05:49,267 00:05:50,392 - ♪ REALLY ♪ - ♪ REALLY ♪ - ♪ REALLY ♪ - ♪ REALLY ♪
132 00:05:50,392 00:05:51,810 ♪ WANT YOU GONE ♪ ♪ WANT YOU GONE ♪
133 00:05:51,810 00:05:53,562 ♪ THIS WON'T SURPRISE YOU ♪ ♪ THIS WON'T SURPRISE YOU ♪
134 00:05:53,562 00:05:55,606 ♪ BUT I DESPISE YOU ♪ ♪ BUT I DESPISE YOU ♪
135 00:05:55,606 00:06:00,152 ♪ YOU WANT TO SEE, STEP TO ME, 'CAUSE IT'S ON ♪ ♪ YOU WANT TO SEE, STEP TO ME, 'CAUSE IT'S ON ♪
136 00:06:00,152 00:06:01,737 ♪ I'M THINNER, COOLER, CLEARLY MUCH CRUELER ♪ ♪ I'M THINNER, COOLER, CLEARLY MUCH CRUELER ♪
137 00:06:01,737 00:06:03,864 ♪ AND CHECK OUT THE BLING I'M YOUR KINGDOM'S NEW RULER ♪ ♪ AND CHECK OUT THE BLING I'M YOUR KINGDOM'S NEW RULER ♪
138 00:06:03,864 00:06:04,740 BOOM! BOOM!
139 00:06:04,740 00:06:05,991 ♪ GOT A JEWELER TO PIMP OUT YOUR CROWN ♪ ♪ GOT A JEWELER TO PIMP OUT YOUR CROWN ♪
140 00:06:05,991 00:06:08,077 ♪ THE SERF MAY BE UP BUT I'M TAKING YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ THE SERF MAY BE UP BUT I'M TAKING YOU DOWN ♪
141 00:06:08,077 00:06:08,786 OOH, YEAH! OOH, YEAH!
142 00:06:08,786 00:06:10,412 ♪ ENOUGH PLEASANTRY, YOU'RE QUEEN PRESENTLY ♪ ♪ ENOUGH PLEASANTRY, YOU'RE QUEEN PRESENTLY ♪
143 00:06:10,412 00:06:11,956 ♪ BUT, HON, YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE PEASANTRY ♪ ♪ BUT, HON, YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE PEASANTRY ♪
144 00:06:11,956 00:06:13,540 ♪ KOSHER AS BACON AND FAKIN' THE FUNK ♪ ♪ KOSHER AS BACON AND FAKIN' THE FUNK ♪
145 00:06:13,540 00:06:14,833 ♪ YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL ♪ ♪ YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL ♪
146 00:06:14,833 00:06:16,585 ♪ OH, I'LL DEAL WITH YOU, PUNK ♪ ♪ OH, I'LL DEAL WITH YOU, PUNK ♪
147 00:06:17,336 00:06:18,754 ♪ I'M SMARTER, TOUGHER ♪ ♪ MY BICEPS ARE BUFFER ♪ ♪ I'M SMARTER, TOUGHER ♪ ♪ MY BICEPS ARE BUFFER ♪
148 00:06:18,754 00:06:20,131 ♪ YOU'RE CLEVER, WHATEVER ♪ ♪ I'M CLEVER ENOUGH-ER ♪ ♪ YOU'RE CLEVER, WHATEVER ♪ ♪ I'M CLEVER ENOUGH-ER ♪
149 00:06:20,131 00:06:22,300 ♪ EXCEPT AS A KISSER, I'VE HEARD YOU'RE THE WORST ♪ ♪ EXCEPT AS A KISSER, I'VE HEARD YOU'RE THE WORST ♪
150 00:06:22,300 00:06:24,218 -♪ I STILL GOT THE GUY ♪ -♪ BUT I HAD HIM FIRST ♪ -♪ I STILL GOT THE GUY ♪ -♪ BUT I HAD HIM FIRST ♪
151 00:06:24,218 00:06:26,304 ♪ THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'VE HAD, NOW, IS IT? ♪ ♪ THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'VE HAD, NOW, IS IT? ♪
152 00:06:26,304 00:06:28,139 ♪ THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM HAS PAID YOU A VISIT ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM HAS PAID YOU A VISIT ♪
153 00:06:28,139 00:06:30,182 ♪ YET IT'S YOU WHO'S NOW ROYALLY SCREWED ♪ ♪ YET IT'S YOU WHO'S NOW ROYALLY SCREWED ♪
154 00:06:30,182 00:06:32,101 -♪ YOU THINK SO, HO? ♪ -♪ I KNOW SO, PRUDE ♪ -♪ YOU THINK SO, HO? ♪ -♪ I KNOW SO, PRUDE ♪
155 00:06:32,101 00:06:33,602 ♪ LET'S SEE ♪ ♪ LET'S SEE ♪
156 00:06:33,602 00:06:35,271 ♪ I'VE GOT THE SHARPER WEAPONS ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT THE SHARPER WEAPONS ♪
157 00:06:35,271 00:06:36,105 YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH, RIGHT.
158 00:06:36,105 00:06:37,315 ♪ I'VE GOT THE FIERCER HORDE ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT THE FIERCER HORDE ♪
159 00:06:37,315 00:06:38,065 RIGHT, BUT-- RIGHT, BUT--
160 00:06:38,065 00:06:41,568 ♪ I'VE GOT YOUR BOOTY PINNED AGAINST THE WALL ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT YOUR BOOTY PINNED AGAINST THE WALL ♪
161 00:06:41,568 00:06:43,528 -I'VE GOT THE-- -YOU'VE GOT NOTHING. -I'VE GOT THE-- -YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.
162 00:06:43,528 00:06:45,405 I'VE GOT THE-- THE HERO SWORD! I'VE GOT THE-- THE HERO SWORD!
163 00:06:45,405 00:06:50,119 ♪ THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL ♪
164 00:06:50,119 00:06:52,204 YOU DON'T HAVE THE BEARER OF THE ONE TRUE-- YOU DON'T HAVE THE BEARER OF THE ONE TRUE--
165 00:06:52,204 00:06:53,789 OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO. DON'T I, JESTER? OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO. DON'T I, JESTER?
166 00:06:53,789 00:06:54,832 -UH, YEAH. -UH, YEAH.
167 00:06:54,832 00:06:56,917 WORD UP? WORD UP?
168 00:06:56,917 00:06:58,627 ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪
169 00:06:58,627 00:07:00,420 ♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪
170 00:07:00,420 00:07:04,300 ♪ YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CROSSED THE LINE ♪ ♪ YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CROSSED THE LINE ♪
171 00:07:04,300 00:07:08,346 ♪ AND SOON YOUR CASTLE AND YOUR ASS'LL BE MINE ♪ ♪ AND SOON YOUR CASTLE AND YOUR ASS'LL BE MINE ♪
172 00:07:08,346 00:07:10,014 ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU! ♪ ♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU! ♪
173 00:07:10,014 00:07:12,224 I WILL SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD. I WILL SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
174 00:07:14,143 00:07:15,894 YOU CHALLENGED THIS GIANT ARMY TO A FIGHT, YOU CHALLENGED THIS GIANT ARMY TO A FIGHT,
175 00:07:15,894 00:07:17,396 AND YOU TOLD THEM YOU HAVE THE BEARER AND YOU TOLD THEM YOU HAVE THE BEARER
176 00:07:17,396 00:07:18,814 OF THE SWORD OF THE ONE TRUE KING, OF THE SWORD OF THE ONE TRUE KING,
177 00:07:18,814 00:07:20,316 WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, WE DON'T. WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, WE DON'T.
178 00:07:20,316 00:07:21,483 NO ONE KNOWS WHO IT IS. NO ONE KNOWS WHO IT IS.
179 00:07:21,483 00:07:23,361 DON'T GET YOUR BELLS IN A BUNCH. DON'T GET YOUR BELLS IN A BUNCH.
180 00:07:23,361 00:07:24,945 I LOST MY TEMPER. I LOST MY TEMPER.
181 00:07:24,945 00:07:26,488 YOU HEARD MADALENA'S TERMS. YOU HEARD MADALENA'S TERMS.
182 00:07:26,488 00:07:28,573 WE HAVE TO FIGHT. AND WE WILL WIN. WE HAVE TO FIGHT. AND WE WILL WIN.
183 00:07:28,573 00:07:30,326 HOW, EXACTLY? OUR ARMY HAS NO WEAPONS. HOW, EXACTLY? OUR ARMY HAS NO WEAPONS.
184 00:07:30,326 00:07:31,952 WE'LL IMPROVISE. WE'LL IMPROVISE.
185 00:07:31,952 00:07:34,163 TELL THE PEOPLE TO GATHER ANYTHING WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS. TELL THE PEOPLE TO GATHER ANYTHING WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS.
186 00:07:34,163 00:07:36,332 -AND WE WILL MAKE OUR STAND. -ALL RIGHT. -AND WE WILL MAKE OUR STAND. -ALL RIGHT.
187 00:07:36,332 00:07:38,083 I JUST WISH YOU HADN'T RILED UP MADALENA. I JUST WISH YOU HADN'T RILED UP MADALENA.
188 00:07:38,083 00:07:39,710 SHE SEEMED REALLY PISSED. SHE SEEMED REALLY PISSED.
189 00:07:39,710 00:07:42,004 QUEENIE, RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE. QUEENIE, RELAX. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
190 00:07:43,214 00:07:45,465 RELAX? RELAX?
191 00:07:45,465 00:07:47,551 IF THE ONE TRUE KING IS REALLY ON HER SIDE, IF THE ONE TRUE KING IS REALLY ON HER SIDE,
192 00:07:47,551 00:07:48,719 THAT'S BAD NEWS. THAT'S BAD NEWS.
193 00:07:50,137 00:07:52,890 THE PROPHECY SAYS HE WHO PULLS THE SWORD FROM THE STUMP THE PROPHECY SAYS HE WHO PULLS THE SWORD FROM THE STUMP
194 00:07:52,890 00:07:55,393 WILL UNITE THE KINGDOMS UNDER HIS GLORIOUS RULE. WILL UNITE THE KINGDOMS UNDER HIS GLORIOUS RULE.
195 00:07:55,393 00:07:58,478 THE PROPHECY'S NEVER WRONG. THAT'S JUST SCIENCE. THE PROPHECY'S NEVER WRONG. THAT'S JUST SCIENCE.
196 00:07:58,478 00:08:00,231 LOOK, I TRAINED THIS ARMY. LOOK, I TRAINED THIS ARMY.
197 00:08:00,231 00:08:01,773 AND THEY'RE MORE THAN CAPABLE AND THEY'RE MORE THAN CAPABLE
198 00:08:01,773 00:08:05,777 OF HANDLING SOME STUPID KING WITH SOME FANCY SWORD. OF HANDLING SOME STUPID KING WITH SOME FANCY SWORD.
199 00:08:05,777 00:08:08,488 -DON'T WORRY. OH, YOU SHOULD WORRY. -DON'T WORRY. OH, YOU SHOULD WORRY.
200 00:08:08,488 00:08:11,409 BUT LUCKILY, WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON ON OUR SIDE, BUT LUCKILY, WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON ON OUR SIDE,
201 00:08:11,409 00:08:13,118 AND THAT SECRET WEAPON IS... AND THAT SECRET WEAPON IS...
202 00:08:14,870 00:08:15,704 MOI. MOI.
203 00:08:15,704 00:08:16,747 -WHAT? -PRAT. -WHAT? -PRAT.
204 00:08:16,747 00:08:19,624 NOT ONLY AM I THE MOST RESPECTED WEDDING PLANNER IN THE LAND, NOT ONLY AM I THE MOST RESPECTED WEDDING PLANNER IN THE LAND,
205 00:08:19,624 00:08:22,502 I'M ALSO A PRACTITIONER OF THE DARK ARTS. I'M ALSO A PRACTITIONER OF THE DARK ARTS.
206 00:08:23,879 00:08:26,340 A MASTER OF THE D'DEW. A MASTER OF THE D'DEW.
207 00:08:26,340 00:08:28,175 WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT?
208 00:08:28,175 00:08:30,552 "DARK, DARK EVIL WAY". THE D'DEW. "DARK, DARK EVIL WAY". THE D'DEW.
209 00:08:30,552 00:08:31,636 SHUT UP, BARRY. SHUT UP, BARRY.
210 00:08:32,846 00:08:34,348 BUT WHAT HE SAID IS RIGHT. BUT WHAT HE SAID IS RIGHT.
211 00:08:34,348 00:08:36,267 WHY DO YOU CALL IT "THE D'DEW"? WHY DO YOU CALL IT "THE D'DEW"?
212 00:08:36,267 00:08:38,477 WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER JUST TO SAY "THE DEW"? WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER JUST TO SAY "THE DEW"?
213 00:08:38,477 00:08:39,270 GOOD POINT. GOOD POINT.
214 00:08:39,270 00:08:41,813 NO, NO, NO. THE WAY ISN'T JUST DARK. NO, NO, NO. THE WAY ISN'T JUST DARK.
215 00:08:42,981 00:08:44,566 IT'S DARK DARK. IT'S DARK DARK.
216 00:08:46,526 00:08:50,864 D'DEW... IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE TO EVER EXIST. D'DEW... IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE TO EVER EXIST.
217 00:08:50,864 00:08:53,117 WITH IT, YOU CAN CONTROL EVENTS, WITH IT, YOU CAN CONTROL EVENTS,
218 00:08:53,117 00:08:54,743 BEND THEM TO YOUR WILL, BEND THEM TO YOUR WILL,
219 00:08:54,743 00:08:57,829 AND TURN EVERYTHING TO YOUR FAVOR. AND TURN EVERYTHING TO YOUR FAVOR.
220 00:08:57,829 00:09:01,125 IT'S ALSO HELPED ME WITH MY STUBBORN TUMMY FAT. IT'S ALSO HELPED ME WITH MY STUBBORN TUMMY FAT.
221 00:09:01,125 00:09:03,585 SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS EAT THIS, AND WE HAVE MAGIC? SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS EAT THIS, AND WE HAVE MAGIC?
222 00:09:05,379 00:09:06,755 NO, NO. OH, SORRY. NO, NO. OH, SORRY.
223 00:09:06,755 00:09:08,757 YEAH, I SEE WHERE THE CONFUSION LIES. YEAH, I SEE WHERE THE CONFUSION LIES.
224 00:09:08,757 00:09:10,884 THIS IS CHERRIES JUBILEE. THIS IS CHERRIES JUBILEE.
225 00:09:10,884 00:09:12,303 SOMETHING I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING I WAS THINKING ABOUT
226 00:09:12,303 00:09:14,221 FOR YOUR POTENTIAL WEDDING, HMM? FOR YOUR POTENTIAL WEDDING, HMM?
227 00:09:14,221 00:09:15,806 IMAGINE A DARKENED HALL, HMM? IMAGINE A DARKENED HALL, HMM?
228 00:09:15,806 00:09:17,308 HUNDREDS OF THESE COMING IN AT ONCE. HUNDREDS OF THESE COMING IN AT ONCE.
229 00:09:17,308 00:09:19,101 -OH, WOW! -I'M IN. -OH, WOW! -I'M IN.
230 00:09:19,101 00:09:21,603 YEAH... OH, GOOD. BARRY, ORDER THE BOWLS. YEAH... OH, GOOD. BARRY, ORDER THE BOWLS.
231 00:09:21,603 00:09:23,688 I MEANT WITH D'DEW. I MEANT WITH D'DEW.
232 00:09:23,688 00:09:24,898 HOLD ON A MINUTE. HOLD ON A MINUTE.
233 00:09:24,898 00:09:26,150 I SAID I CAN HANDLE THIS. I SAID I CAN HANDLE THIS.
234 00:09:26,150 00:09:28,819 COME ON, GARETH. LET'S DO D'DEW. COME ON, GARETH. LET'S DO D'DEW.
235 00:09:29,778 00:09:31,363 CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE? CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE?
236 00:09:31,363 00:09:32,364 WHAT? WHY? WHAT? WHY?
237 00:09:33,491 00:09:35,534 LOOK, WE'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING. LOOK, WE'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING.
238 00:09:35,534 00:09:37,161 DO YOU WANT TO BRING DARK MAGIC INTO THIS? DO YOU WANT TO BRING DARK MAGIC INTO THIS?
239 00:09:38,287 00:09:39,497 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
240 00:09:39,497 00:09:41,415 A LITTLE D'DEW MIGHT BE EXCITING. A LITTLE D'DEW MIGHT BE EXCITING.
241 00:09:41,415 00:09:43,459 SPICE THINGS UP. SPICE THINGS UP.
242 00:09:46,170 00:09:47,629 THIS REALLY BUGS YOU, DOESN'T IT? THIS REALLY BUGS YOU, DOESN'T IT?
243 00:09:47,629 00:09:48,880 YES. YES.
244 00:09:48,880 00:09:50,841 AND YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN WIN THE BATTLE WITHOUT IT? AND YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN WIN THE BATTLE WITHOUT IT?
245 00:09:50,841 00:09:52,009 POSITIVE. POSITIVE.
246 00:09:54,219 00:09:55,595 OKAY. OKAY.
247 00:09:55,595 00:09:57,014 FOR YOU. FOR YOU.
248 00:09:59,057 00:10:01,768 SORRY, MR. WORMWOOD. NO D'DEW. SORRY, MR. WORMWOOD. NO D'DEW.
249 00:10:10,319 00:10:11,653 I'LL FIND YOU LATER. I'LL FIND YOU LATER.
250 00:10:12,988 00:10:14,448 D'DEW! D'DEW!
251 00:10:26,335 00:10:28,086 ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE GONE? ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE GONE?
252 00:10:28,086 00:10:30,506 WELL, IT LOOKED EMPTY FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL. WELL, IT LOOKED EMPTY FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL.
253 00:10:30,506 00:10:32,007 THERE'S A NOTE. THERE'S A NOTE.
254 00:10:33,300 00:10:36,261 "OFF TO INVADE HORTENSIA. BACK IN A JIFFY." "OFF TO INVADE HORTENSIA. BACK IN A JIFFY."
255 00:10:36,261 00:10:37,929 LOOKS LIKE WE DEFINITELY HAVE THE PLACE TO OURSELVES, LOOKS LIKE WE DEFINITELY HAVE THE PLACE TO OURSELVES,
256 00:10:37,929 00:10:40,265 HUH, GUYS? HUH, GUYS?
257 00:10:40,265 00:10:42,017 -WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM? -DON'T ASK. -WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM? -DON'T ASK.
258 00:10:42,851 00:10:43,935 WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT?
259 00:10:43,935 00:10:45,770 YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW WE SPENT OUR EVENING? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW WE SPENT OUR EVENING?
260 00:10:45,770 00:10:47,689 -NO, HE REALLY DOESN'T. -NO, I DON'T. -NO, HE REALLY DOESN'T. -NO, I DON'T.
261 00:10:47,689 00:10:49,233 ♪ WE WENT TO THE LAKE ♪ ♪ WE WENT TO THE LAKE ♪
262 00:10:49,233 00:10:51,569 ♪ THINGS GOT KIND OF SNUGGLY ♪ ♪ THINGS GOT KIND OF SNUGGLY ♪
263 00:10:51,569 00:10:54,112 ♪ SHE LED ME BEHIND A TREE ♪ ♪ SHE LED ME BEHIND A TREE ♪
264 00:10:55,531 00:10:57,324 ♪ HE BEGAN TO SHAKE ♪ ♪ HE BEGAN TO SHAKE ♪
265 00:10:57,324 00:10:59,410 ♪ IT WAS PRETTY UGLY ♪ ♪ IT WAS PRETTY UGLY ♪
266 00:10:59,410 00:11:02,162 ♪ I HAD GIVEN UP, BASICALLY ♪ ♪ I HAD GIVEN UP, BASICALLY ♪
267 00:11:03,205 00:11:05,374 ♪ THEN FINALLY ♪ ♪ THEN FINALLY ♪
268 00:11:05,374 00:11:07,667 ♪ THINGS BEGAN TO HAPPEN ♪ ♪ THINGS BEGAN TO HAPPEN ♪
269 00:11:07,667 00:11:09,461 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
270 00:11:09,461 00:11:11,589 ♪ THINGS INVOLVING TONGUE ♪ ♪ THINGS INVOLVING TONGUE ♪
271 00:11:11,589 00:11:13,424 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
272 00:11:13,424 00:11:18,220 ♪ AND THE NIGHT WAS STILL KIND OF YOUNG ♪ ♪ AND THE NIGHT WAS STILL KIND OF YOUNG ♪
273 00:11:18,220 00:11:20,472 ♪ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE? ♪ ♪ DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE? ♪
274 00:11:20,472 00:11:22,349 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
275 00:11:22,349 00:11:24,476 ♪ CAN I TELL YOU THE REST? ♪ ♪ CAN I TELL YOU THE REST? ♪
276 00:11:24,476 00:11:26,395 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
277 00:11:26,395 00:11:28,188 ♪ YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT ♪
278 00:11:28,188 00:11:30,649 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
279 00:11:30,649 00:11:32,401 ♪ BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GUESSED ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GUESSED ♪
280 00:11:32,401 00:11:34,278 -♪ UHHHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH ♪ -♪ UHHHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH ♪
281 00:11:34,278 00:11:36,363 -♪ UHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH, UHHH ♪ -♪ UHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH, UHHH ♪
282 00:11:36,363 00:11:39,741 -♪ UHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH ♪ -♪ UHH ♪ -♪ UH-HUH ♪
283 00:11:39,741 00:11:41,285 ♪ SOON, WE FOUND OUR GROOVE ♪ ♪ SOON, WE FOUND OUR GROOVE ♪
284 00:11:41,285 00:11:43,537 ♪ STILL, HE KEPT ON TRYING ♪ ♪ STILL, HE KEPT ON TRYING ♪
285 00:11:43,537 00:11:46,081 -♪ SUPER HOT ♪ -♪ WELL, SAD BUT SWEET ♪ -♪ SUPER HOT ♪ -♪ WELL, SAD BUT SWEET ♪
286 00:11:47,625 00:11:49,418 ♪ THEN I MADE MY MOVE ♪ ♪ THEN I MADE MY MOVE ♪
287 00:11:49,418 00:11:51,629 ♪ WHEN HE FINISHED CRYING ♪ ♪ WHEN HE FINISHED CRYING ♪
288 00:11:51,629 00:11:52,588 -♪ SWEPT HER ♪ -♪ DROPPED ME ♪ -♪ SWEPT HER ♪ -♪ DROPPED ME ♪
289 00:11:52,588 00:11:54,339 ♪ OFF HER FEET ♪ ♪ OFF HER FEET ♪
290 00:11:55,633 00:11:57,259 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
291 00:11:57,259 00:11:59,511 ♪ WE WERE GETTING JIGGY ♪ ♪ WE WERE GETTING JIGGY ♪
292 00:11:59,511 00:12:01,430 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
293 00:12:01,430 00:12:03,515 ♪ HIS WORD, NOT MINE ♪ ♪ HIS WORD, NOT MINE ♪
294 00:12:03,515 00:12:05,267 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
295 00:12:05,267 00:12:08,979 ♪ IT ONLY TOOK THREE BOTTLES OF WINE ♪ ♪ IT ONLY TOOK THREE BOTTLES OF WINE ♪
296 00:12:10,439 00:12:13,400 ♪ THINK SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL? ♪ ♪ THINK SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL? ♪
297 00:12:13,400 00:12:15,360 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
298 00:12:15,360 00:12:17,904 ♪ SHOULD I KEEP MY THOUGHTS HID? ♪ ♪ SHOULD I KEEP MY THOUGHTS HID? ♪
299 00:12:17,904 00:12:20,407 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪ ♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪
300 00:12:20,407 00:12:22,909 ♪ SHOULD I TELL HER I LOVE HER? ♪ ♪ SHOULD I TELL HER I LOVE HER? ♪
301 00:12:25,954 00:12:28,582 ♪ OOPS, I THINK I JUST DID ♪ ♪ OOPS, I THINK I JUST DID ♪
302 00:12:28,582 00:12:31,168 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
303 00:12:31,168 00:12:33,878 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
304 00:12:33,878 00:12:37,466 ♪ FINALLY ♪ ♪ FINALLY ♪
305 00:12:40,385 00:12:41,553 AWW. AWW.
306 00:12:45,140 00:12:47,184 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
307 00:12:47,184 00:12:49,186 MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE GONNA GO INSIDE AND, UM... MY GIRLFRIEND AND I ARE GONNA GO INSIDE AND, UM...
308 00:12:50,145 00:12:51,271 HAVE BRUNCH. HAVE BRUNCH.
309 00:12:54,316 00:12:55,942 WE'RE NOT HAVING BRUNCH. WE'RE NOT HAVING BRUNCH.
310 00:12:55,942 00:12:58,153 KILL ME. KILL ME.
311 00:12:58,153 00:13:00,447 NOT YOU, SID. IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION. NOT YOU, SID. IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION.
312 00:13:00,447 00:13:02,574 ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SIR. ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SIR.
313 00:13:13,251 00:13:14,961 I'M READY TO DO WHATEVER I NEED I'M READY TO DO WHATEVER I NEED
314 00:13:14,961 00:13:16,296 TO JOIN THE DARK, DARK EVIL W-- TO JOIN THE DARK, DARK EVIL W--
315 00:13:17,464 00:13:18,549 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
316 00:13:19,841 00:13:22,344 OH, GOD, NO, SORRY. OH, GOD, NO, SORRY.
317 00:13:22,344 00:13:24,179 THAT'S BEYOND EVEN ME. THAT'S BEYOND EVEN ME.
318 00:13:26,097 00:13:27,474 OH, FINE, GIVE IT HERE. OH, FINE, GIVE IT HERE.
319 00:13:27,474 00:13:28,808 NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT. NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
320 00:13:28,808 00:13:30,977 I'M JUST BABYSITTING FOR ONE OF THE KITCHEN STAFF. I'M JUST BABYSITTING FOR ONE OF THE KITCHEN STAFF.
321 00:13:30,977 00:13:34,732 I WAS CUTTING UP A PEACH FOR THE LITTLE CHAP. I WAS CUTTING UP A PEACH FOR THE LITTLE CHAP.
322 00:13:34,732 00:13:36,775 OH, SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT... OH, SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT...
323 00:13:36,775 00:13:38,652 -KCCH! -KCCH!
324 00:13:38,652 00:13:42,447 AH, RIGHT, SO, THE D'DEW. YOU'RE INTERESTED? AH, RIGHT, SO, THE D'DEW. YOU'RE INTERESTED?
325 00:13:42,447 00:13:45,033 VERY. I'M IN. LET'S D'DO IT. VERY. I'M IN. LET'S D'DO IT.
326 00:13:45,033 00:13:46,826 OH, GOD, THAT'S VERY FUNNY. OH, GOD, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
327 00:13:46,826 00:13:48,495 -THANK YOU. -THANK YOU.
328 00:13:48,495 00:13:52,832 I THINK WITH THESE POWERS, YOU'LL DEFINITELY WIN THE WAR. I THINK WITH THESE POWERS, YOU'LL DEFINITELY WIN THE WAR.
329 00:13:52,832 00:13:55,293 AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE D'DEW FOLKS AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE D'DEW FOLKS
330 00:13:55,293 00:13:57,588 A FUN GROUP OF PEOPLE TO BE WITH. A FUN GROUP OF PEOPLE TO BE WITH.
331 00:13:57,588 00:13:59,381 SO, IS THERE LIKE A CEREMONY OR SOMETHING? SO, IS THERE LIKE A CEREMONY OR SOMETHING?
332 00:13:59,381 00:14:02,133 NO, YOU JUST SIGN A CONTRACT FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL. NO, YOU JUST SIGN A CONTRACT FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.
333 00:14:02,133 00:14:04,052 -OH. -AH, WHERE DID I PUT IT? -OH. -AH, WHERE DID I PUT IT?
334 00:14:05,429 00:14:06,430 AHH. AHH.
335 00:14:07,889 00:14:08,973 HERE. HERE.
336 00:14:09,516 00:14:10,350 IF-- IF--
337 00:14:10,350 00:14:14,062 -NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN IN BLOOD. -NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN IN BLOOD.
338 00:14:14,062 00:14:16,231 -HUH? -I JUST GAVE YOU THE KNIFE TO HOLD. -HUH? -I JUST GAVE YOU THE KNIFE TO HOLD.
339 00:14:16,231 00:14:17,649 A QUILL IS FINE. A QUILL IS FINE.
340 00:14:21,319 00:14:25,449 YES, BUT POINTS FOR ENTHUSIASM, THOUGH. YES, BUT POINTS FOR ENTHUSIASM, THOUGH.
341 00:14:25,449 00:14:28,786 IF YOU COULD, LET'S JUST KEEP THIS AS OUR LITTLE SECRET. IF YOU COULD, LET'S JUST KEEP THIS AS OUR LITTLE SECRET.
342 00:14:28,786 00:14:30,621 THERE'S NO REASON GARETH NEEDS TO KNOW. THERE'S NO REASON GARETH NEEDS TO KNOW.
343 00:14:30,621 00:14:31,955 NO. NO.
344 00:14:31,955 00:14:34,040 NOW PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY. NOW PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY.
345 00:14:34,040 00:14:36,126 YOU REALLY FREAKED ME OUT BEFORE. YOU REALLY FREAKED ME OUT BEFORE.
346 00:14:36,126 00:14:37,377 YES, SURE, OF COURSE. YES, SURE, OF COURSE.
347 00:14:38,796 00:14:41,590 I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR PITCHING IN I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR PITCHING IN
348 00:14:41,590 00:14:44,342 AND COLLECTING THINGS WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS. AND COLLECTING THINGS WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS.
349 00:14:44,342 00:14:49,139 BUT... WE MAY NEED TO SORT THROUGH AND PICK OUT THE BEST BITS. BUT... WE MAY NEED TO SORT THROUGH AND PICK OUT THE BEST BITS.
350 00:14:49,139 00:14:50,641 OKAY? OKAY?
351 00:14:50,641 00:14:52,768 RIGHT. RIGHT.
352 00:14:52,768 00:14:55,895 POTS AND PANS. VERY GOOD FOR BONKING HEADS. POTS AND PANS. VERY GOOD FOR BONKING HEADS.
353 00:14:55,895 00:14:58,732 A COUPLE OF SPATULAS, A WHISK. A COUPLE OF SPATULAS, A WHISK.
354 00:15:00,609 00:15:02,986 WEREN'T THERE ANY KNIVES IN THE KITCHEN? WEREN'T THERE ANY KNIVES IN THE KITCHEN?
355 00:15:02,986 00:15:05,155 NO? SHAME. NO? SHAME.
356 00:15:05,155 00:15:07,115 I'VE GOT A POTATO. IT'S VERY POINTY. I'VE GOT A POTATO. IT'S VERY POINTY.
357 00:15:08,158 00:15:09,827 I DIDN'T FIND ANY WEAPONS, I DIDN'T FIND ANY WEAPONS,
358 00:15:09,827 00:15:11,620 BUT I'M REALLY GOING TO GIVE THOSE VALENCIANS BUT I'M REALLY GOING TO GIVE THOSE VALENCIANS
359 00:15:11,620 00:15:12,871 A PIECE OF MY MIND. A PIECE OF MY MIND.
360 00:15:12,871 00:15:15,332 HER WORDS CAN BE VERY CUTTING. HER WORDS CAN BE VERY CUTTING.
361 00:15:15,332 00:15:18,251 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY AS WEAPONS. WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY AS WEAPONS.
362 00:15:19,544 00:15:21,254 BUT, UH, WE GOT GRIT. BUT, UH, WE GOT GRIT.
363 00:15:21,254 00:15:22,798 AND DETERMINATION. AND DETERMINATION.
364 00:15:24,341 00:15:26,092 YAH! YAH!
365 00:15:27,845 00:15:29,847 I MEAN, IT'S A BIT DESPERATE, ISN'T IT? I MEAN, IT'S A BIT DESPERATE, ISN'T IT?
366 00:15:32,140 00:15:34,852 COME ON, GUYS. SHOW ME SOMETHING. COME ON, GUYS. SHOW ME SOMETHING.
367 00:15:34,852 00:15:37,228 THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS AIMLESS AMBLE. THERE MUST BE MORE THAN THIS AIMLESS AMBLE.
368 00:15:37,228 00:15:38,772 YOU WERE SOLDIERS ONCE, WEREN'T YOU? YOU WERE SOLDIERS ONCE, WEREN'T YOU?
369 00:15:38,772 00:15:40,732 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THAT? DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THAT?
370 00:15:40,732 00:15:41,859 HUH? HUH?
371 00:15:41,859 00:15:43,318 ALL RIGHT, RAISE YOUR WEAPONS. ALL RIGHT, RAISE YOUR WEAPONS.
372 00:15:45,570 00:15:47,614 OR NOT. OR NOT.
373 00:15:47,614 00:15:49,199 MAYBE YOU'LL RESPOND TO DANGER! MAYBE YOU'LL RESPOND TO DANGER!
374 00:15:49,199 00:15:50,283 AAH! AAH!
375 00:15:50,283 00:15:52,160 -OH, FOR THE LOVE OF... -OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
376 00:15:53,745 00:15:55,914 I'M GONNA FAIL. I'M GONNA FAIL. I'M GONNA FAIL. I'M GONNA FAIL.
377 00:15:58,709 00:16:03,004 AND ISABELLA IS GONNA DIE THINKING I DON'T LOVE HER, AND ISABELLA IS GONNA DIE THINKING I DON'T LOVE HER,
378 00:16:03,004 00:16:05,423 WHICH ISN'T TRUE. WHICH ISN'T TRUE.
379 00:16:05,423 00:16:07,801 I LOVE HER TO THE VERY FIBER OF MY BEING. I LOVE HER TO THE VERY FIBER OF MY BEING.
380 00:16:09,260 00:16:10,637 AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW. AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.
381 00:16:13,139 00:16:14,516 AWW. AWW.
382 00:16:15,559 00:16:16,560 I LOVE HER. I LOVE HER.
383 00:16:18,812 00:16:20,772 LOOOOOVE. LOOOOOVE.
384 00:16:22,106 00:16:24,902 I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR LOVE. I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR LOVE.
385 00:16:24,902 00:16:26,570 DOES LOVE SPEAK TO YOU? DOES LOVE SPEAK TO YOU?
386 00:16:26,570 00:16:27,905 LOVE. LOVE.
387 00:16:29,280 00:16:30,699 WILL YOU FOLLOW ME FOR LOVE? WILL YOU FOLLOW ME FOR LOVE?
388 00:16:33,076 00:16:34,953 WILL YOU FIGHT WITH ME FOR LOVE? WILL YOU FIGHT WITH ME FOR LOVE?
389 00:16:34,953 00:16:36,371 LOVE! LOVE!
390 00:16:36,371 00:16:38,373 NOW, WHO'S WITH ME? FOR LOVE! NOW, WHO'S WITH ME? FOR LOVE!
391 00:16:38,373 00:16:40,083 LOVE! -LOVE! LOVE! -LOVE!
392 00:16:40,083 00:16:41,501 -LOVE! -LOVE! -LOVE! -LOVE!
393 00:16:41,501 00:16:42,878 LOVE! LOVE!
394 00:16:45,129 00:16:46,214 YES. YES.
395 00:16:46,214 00:16:49,092 WELL SAID, MY FRIEND. WELL SAID. WELL SAID, MY FRIEND. WELL SAID.
396 00:16:56,600 00:16:58,852 LET'S SADDLE UP. IT'S TIME FOR BATTLE. LET'S SADDLE UP. IT'S TIME FOR BATTLE.
397 00:17:00,061 00:17:01,772 I AM READY FOR WAR. I AM READY FOR WAR.
398 00:17:01,772 00:17:04,482 AND NOT JUST TO SIT IN A COMFY CHAIR AND WATCH UP ON A HILL AND NOT JUST TO SIT IN A COMFY CHAIR AND WATCH UP ON A HILL
399 00:17:04,482 00:17:05,943 WHILE EATING CUCUMBER SANDWICHES, WHILE EATING CUCUMBER SANDWICHES,
400 00:17:05,943 00:17:08,069 ALTHOUGH THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL. ALTHOUGH THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL.
401 00:17:08,069 00:17:11,823 NO, I AM ACTUALLY READY TO STAND NEXT TO YOU AND FIGHT. NO, I AM ACTUALLY READY TO STAND NEXT TO YOU AND FIGHT.
402 00:17:11,823 00:17:13,700 SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND YOUR MANHOOD, RICHARD. SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND YOUR MANHOOD, RICHARD.
403 00:17:13,700 00:17:16,620 BOBBY FOUND IT. A BUNCH OF TIMES, BOBBY FOUND IT. A BUNCH OF TIMES,
404 00:17:16,620 00:17:18,329 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH?
405 00:17:18,329 00:17:19,414 UNFORTUNATELY, I DO. UNFORTUNATELY, I DO.
406 00:17:19,414 00:17:20,916 OW. OW.
407 00:17:20,916 00:17:23,042 THAT'S REALLY THICK ARMOR. THAT'S REALLY THICK ARMOR.
408 00:17:23,042 00:17:24,544 HAS ANYONE SEEN SID? HAS ANYONE SEEN SID?
409 00:17:24,544 00:17:27,547 THERE'S THIS ONE STRAP ON MY ARMOR I CAN NEVER GET. THERE'S THIS ONE STRAP ON MY ARMOR I CAN NEVER GET.
410 00:17:27,547 00:17:28,966 OH, SORRY. OH, SORRY.
411 00:17:28,966 00:17:31,384 HE ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS LAST NIGHT. HE ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS LAST NIGHT.
412 00:17:36,848 00:17:39,183 "I CAN'T STAND THE SHAME OF HAVING BRIEFLY KILLED "I CAN'T STAND THE SHAME OF HAVING BRIEFLY KILLED
413 00:17:39,183 00:17:41,519 THE GREATEST HERO IN THE SEVEN REALMS. THE GREATEST HERO IN THE SEVEN REALMS.
414 00:17:41,519 00:17:44,815 I'VE LEFT TO REDEEM MYSELF. SID." I'VE LEFT TO REDEEM MYSELF. SID."
415 00:17:44,815 00:17:46,065 HE DOESN'T NEED TO REDEEM HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T NEED TO REDEEM HIMSELF.
416 00:17:46,065 00:17:48,610 I WAS JUST GIVING HIM A HARD T-- DAMN IT, GAL. I WAS JUST GIVING HIM A HARD T-- DAMN IT, GAL.
417 00:17:48,610 00:17:50,946 MOTHER ALWAYS SAID SHE NEVER KNEW WHEN I WAS JOKING. MOTHER ALWAYS SAID SHE NEVER KNEW WHEN I WAS JOKING.
418 00:17:50,946 00:17:52,656 OH, I HATE IT WHEN MOTHER IS RIGHT. OH, I HATE IT WHEN MOTHER IS RIGHT.
419 00:17:52,656 00:17:54,073 I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM. I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM.
420 00:17:57,995 00:18:00,497 STRANGE BEING IN THIS ROOM AGAIN. STRANGE BEING IN THIS ROOM AGAIN.
421 00:18:00,497 00:18:02,916 IT SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO I SAT ON THAT THRONE. IT SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO I SAT ON THAT THRONE.
422 00:18:04,417 00:18:05,836 SO MUCH HAS CHANGED. SO MUCH HAS CHANGED.
423 00:18:07,963 00:18:10,048 AH, IF I EVER GOT THE CHANCE TO BE A KING AGAIN, AH, IF I EVER GOT THE CHANCE TO BE A KING AGAIN,
424 00:18:10,048 00:18:11,800 I WOULD DO THINGS SO DIFFERENTLY. I WOULD DO THINGS SO DIFFERENTLY.
425 00:18:14,803 00:18:17,263 RICHARD, I HAVE TO... TELL YOU SOMETHING. RICHARD, I HAVE TO... TELL YOU SOMETHING.
426 00:18:17,263 00:18:18,348 -HMM? -HMM?
427 00:18:18,348 00:18:22,019 UM... IT'S HARD TO SAY, BUT, UM... UM... IT'S HARD TO SAY, BUT, UM...
428 00:18:23,186 00:18:25,480 I CAN'T GO INTO BATTLE WITH YOU. I CAN'T GO INTO BATTLE WITH YOU.
429 00:18:26,648 00:18:28,149 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
430 00:18:28,149 00:18:29,651 RICHARD, YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER, RICHARD, YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER,
431 00:18:29,651 00:18:32,278 AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO WATCH YOU DIE. AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO WATCH YOU DIE.
432 00:18:32,278 00:18:34,572 AND...YOU WILL DIE. AND...YOU WILL DIE.
433 00:18:35,573 00:18:37,034 HORRIBLY. HORRIBLY.
434 00:18:37,034 00:18:38,576 MUTILATED. MUTILATED.
435 00:18:38,576 00:18:40,411 -CRYING BLOOD. - OKAY. -CRYING BLOOD. - OKAY.
436 00:18:40,411 00:18:43,331 HAVING SOILED YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD. HAVING SOILED YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD.
437 00:18:43,331 00:18:45,333 PEOPLE POINTING AND LAUGHING, PEOPLE POINTING AND LAUGHING,
438 00:18:46,250 00:18:47,794 GLOATING ON THE BATTLEFIELD. GLOATING ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
439 00:18:47,794 00:18:49,420 -IT'S GONNA BE HIDEOUS. -OKAY. -IT'S GONNA BE HIDEOUS. -OKAY.
440 00:18:49,420 00:18:51,548 -IT CAN BE QUITE FUN, BUT NOT FOR YOU. -GOT IT. -IT CAN BE QUITE FUN, BUT NOT FOR YOU. -GOT IT.
441 00:18:51,548 00:18:53,508 I CAN'T BE PART OF THAT. I CAN'T BE PART OF THAT.
442 00:18:53,508 00:18:54,676 IT'LL DESTROY ME. IT'LL DESTROY ME.
443 00:18:54,676 00:18:58,304 MY DARLING, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. I'LL BE FINE. MY DARLING, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH. I'LL BE FINE.
444 00:18:59,723 00:19:01,766 YES, PERHAPS A BIT LESS CONFIDENT YES, PERHAPS A BIT LESS CONFIDENT
445 00:19:01,766 00:19:04,561 AFTER YOUR VERY CHARMINGLY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION, AFTER YOUR VERY CHARMINGLY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION,
446 00:19:04,561 00:19:06,980 BUT BELIEVE ME, I'LL BE FINE. BUT BELIEVE ME, I'LL BE FINE.
447 00:19:06,980 00:19:09,566 LET'S FORGET THIS WHOLE BATTLE AND LEAVE LET'S FORGET THIS WHOLE BATTLE AND LEAVE
448 00:19:09,566 00:19:12,027 AND GO AND BUILD A LIFE FOR OURSELVES. AND GO AND BUILD A LIFE FOR OURSELVES.
449 00:19:12,027 00:19:15,405 MY AUNT HAS A FARM ACROSS THE LONELY SEA, MY AUNT HAS A FARM ACROSS THE LONELY SEA,
450 00:19:15,405 00:19:17,115 IN THE SHADOW OF MOUNT SPINSTER. IN THE SHADOW OF MOUNT SPINSTER.
451 00:19:17,115 00:19:19,325 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. LOTS OF CATS. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. LOTS OF CATS.
452 00:19:19,325 00:19:22,161 WE CAN BE HAPPY THERE. WE CAN BE HAPPY THERE.
453 00:19:22,161 00:19:24,288 -I CAN GET US ONE-WAY TICKETS, AND-- -BOBBY... -I CAN GET US ONE-WAY TICKETS, AND-- -BOBBY...
454 00:19:26,624 00:19:28,501 I HAVE TO DO THIS. I HAVE TO DO THIS.
455 00:19:28,501 00:19:29,961 I CAN'T LET GALAVANT DOWN. I CAN'T LET GALAVANT DOWN.
456 00:19:31,629 00:19:33,506 AND I CAN'T WATCH YOU DIE. AND I CAN'T WATCH YOU DIE.
457 00:19:37,844 00:19:39,012 SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING? SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING?
458 00:19:42,140 00:19:44,350 I THINK WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE. I THINK WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE.
459 00:19:57,906 00:20:00,324 LET'S MAKE THIS SACRIFICE WORTH IT. LET'S MAKE THIS SACRIFICE WORTH IT.
460 00:20:06,164 00:20:08,083 FOR LOVE. FOR LOVE.
461 00:20:08,083 00:20:09,084 FOR LOVE! FOR LOVE!
462 00:20:09,084 00:20:10,543 LOOOVE! LOOOVE!
463 00:20:20,637 00:20:22,680 ♪ IT'S A DARK SEASON ♪ ♪ IT'S A DARK SEASON ♪
464 00:20:22,680 00:20:24,808 ♪ AND IT'S BEEN ALL ALONG ♪ ♪ AND IT'S BEEN ALL ALONG ♪
465 00:20:24,808 00:20:26,684 ♪ A GRIM SEASON ♪ ♪ A GRIM SEASON ♪
466 00:20:26,684 00:20:29,687 ♪ THERE'S NO POINT IN PRETENDING ♪ ♪ THERE'S NO POINT IN PRETENDING ♪
467 00:20:33,399 00:20:34,818 ♪ FOR SOME REASON ♪ ♪ FOR SOME REASON ♪
468 00:20:34,818 00:20:37,028 ♪ WE'RE STILL SINGING THIS SONG ♪ ♪ WE'RE STILL SINGING THIS SONG ♪
469 00:20:37,028 00:20:41,574 ♪ BUT THIS TIME WITH A D'DOOZY OF AN ENDING ♪ ♪ BUT THIS TIME WITH A D'DOOZY OF AN ENDING ♪
470 00:20:41,574 00:20:42,993 -WHAT JUST HAPPENED? -WHAT? -WHAT JUST HAPPENED? -WHAT?
471 00:20:42,993 00:20:44,535 -I THOUGHT-- -OH, LOOK, A SQUIRREL! -I THOUGHT-- -OH, LOOK, A SQUIRREL!
472 00:20:48,790 00:20:50,834 ♪ NOW I MUST RIDE TO... SOMEWHERE ♪ ♪ NOW I MUST RIDE TO... SOMEWHERE ♪
473 00:20:50,834 00:20:53,170 ♪ TO DO SOMETHING TO ATONE ♪ ♪ TO DO SOMETHING TO ATONE ♪
474 00:20:55,254 00:20:59,258 ♪ I'LL CROSS THE LONELY SEA TO SPEND MY LONELY LIFE ALONE ♪ ♪ I'LL CROSS THE LONELY SEA TO SPEND MY LONELY LIFE ALONE ♪
475 00:20:59,258 00:21:01,427 ♪ BEYOND THE BITTER DESERT ♪ ♪ BEYOND THE BITTER DESERT ♪
476 00:21:01,427 00:21:03,471 ♪ IN THE SHADOW OF MOUNT SPINSTER ♪ ♪ IN THE SHADOW OF MOUNT SPINSTER ♪
477 00:21:03,471 00:21:05,515 ♪ WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID CATS ♪ ♪ WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID CATS ♪
478 00:21:05,515 00:21:09,477 ♪ NOW, THIS SEASON NEEDS A HERO ♪ ♪ NOW, THIS SEASON NEEDS A HERO ♪
479 00:21:09,477 00:21:12,230 ♪ AND HE'S ♪ ♪ AND HE'S ♪
480 00:21:12,230 00:21:19,237 ♪ ON HIS WAY ♪ ♪ ON HIS WAY ♪
481 00:21:22,406 00:21:24,575 GABBY, NO! GABBY, NO!