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1 | 00:00:12,722 | 00:00:14,056 | 'SUP? | 'SUP? |
2 | 00:00:14,056 | 00:00:16,350 | HEY. AREN'T YOU THAT GUY FROM THE POSTER? | HEY. AREN'T YOU THAT GUY FROM THE POSTER? |
3 | 00:00:16,350 | 00:00:18,853 | WHAT? N-NO. THAT'S M-- THAT'S MY COUSIN. | WHAT? N-NO. THAT'S M-- THAT'S MY COUSIN. |
4 | 00:00:18,853 | 00:00:20,271 | WE GOT DIFFERENT CHEEKBONES. | WE GOT DIFFERENT CHEEKBONES. |
5 | 00:00:20,271 | 00:00:21,814 | HIS ARE BETTER, THE LUCKY BASTARD. | HIS ARE BETTER, THE LUCKY BASTARD. |
6 | 00:00:21,814 | 00:00:23,775 | WELL, I THINK IT'S YOU. I'M GETTING THAT REWARD! | WELL, I THINK IT'S YOU. I'M GETTING THAT REWARD! |
7 | 00:00:23,775 | 00:00:25,109 | HOLD ON, HOLD ON! | HOLD ON, HOLD ON! |
8 | 00:00:25,109 | 00:00:26,903 | IF YOU HAND ME OVER, THEY'LL KILL ME. | IF YOU HAND ME OVER, THEY'LL KILL ME. |
9 | 00:00:26,903 | 00:00:28,905 | DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE | DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE |
10 | 00:00:28,905 | 00:00:30,740 | FOR SIX LOUSY GOLD PIECES? | FOR SIX LOUSY GOLD PIECES? |
11 | 00:00:30,740 | 00:00:32,533 | WHAT COULD YOU EVEN BUY WITH THAT? | WHAT COULD YOU EVEN BUY WITH THAT? |
12 | 00:00:32,533 | 00:00:33,451 | A FARM! | A FARM! |
13 | 00:00:33,451 | 00:00:35,703 | I COULD GET A NEW WIFE. I HATE THE OLD ONE! | I COULD GET A NEW WIFE. I HATE THE OLD ONE! |
14 | 00:00:35,703 | 00:00:37,914 | I'M CHANGING MINE. I WANT A NEW WIFE, TOO! | I'M CHANGING MINE. I WANT A NEW WIFE, TOO! |
15 | 00:00:37,914 | 00:00:39,081 | WAIT! PLEASE! | WAIT! PLEASE! |
16 | 00:00:39,081 | 00:00:40,959 | EVEN IF YOU DELIVER ME TO THE KING AND QUEEN, | EVEN IF YOU DELIVER ME TO THE KING AND QUEEN, |
17 | 00:00:40,959 | 00:00:42,418 | THEY'LL NEVER PAY! | THEY'LL NEVER PAY! |
18 | 00:00:42,418 | 00:00:45,045 | LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THIS ONCE PROUD KINGDOM. | LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THIS ONCE PROUD KINGDOM. |
19 | 00:00:45,045 | 00:00:48,299 | THEY PLUNDERED AND DESTROYED IT AND RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES! | THEY PLUNDERED AND DESTROYED IT AND RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES! |
20 | 00:00:48,299 | 00:00:50,259 | I MEAN, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN THAT THOSE JERKS | I MEAN, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN THAT THOSE JERKS |
21 | 00:00:50,259 | 00:00:52,637 | GET TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE AND FEAST ON LAMB | GET TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE AND FEAST ON LAMB |
22 | 00:00:52,637 | 00:00:55,932 | WHILE THE REST OF US WALLOW IN THE MUCK AND STARVE?! | WHILE THE REST OF US WALLOW IN THE MUCK AND STARVE?! |
23 | 00:00:55,932 | 00:00:57,308 | WHERE IS IT WRITTEN? | WHERE IS IT WRITTEN? |
24 | 00:00:57,308 | 00:00:58,476 | THE KINGDOM CHARTER. | THE KINGDOM CHARTER. |
25 | 00:00:58,476 | 00:00:59,811 | FORGET WHERE IT'S WRITTEN. | FORGET WHERE IT'S WRITTEN. |
26 | 00:01:00,728 | 00:01:03,773 | I SAY WE STORM THE CASTLE | I SAY WE STORM THE CASTLE |
27 | 00:01:03,773 | 00:01:06,150 | AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS. | AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS. |
28 | 00:01:06,150 | 00:01:07,944 | WHO'S WITH ME?! | WHO'S WITH ME?! |
29 | 00:01:09,695 | 00:01:12,323 | ♪ WE WILL MARCH, AND WE'LL FIGHT ♪ | ♪ WE WILL MARCH, AND WE'LL FIGHT ♪ |
30 | 00:01:12,323 | 00:01:15,200 | ♪ FOR THE CAUSE OF GOOD AND RIGHT ♪ | ♪ FOR THE CAUSE OF GOOD AND RIGHT ♪ |
31 | 00:01:15,200 | 00:01:18,078 | ♪ THOUGH THE ODDS OF US SURVIVING ♪ | ♪ THOUGH THE ODDS OF US SURVIVING ♪ |
32 | 00:01:18,078 | 00:01:20,665 | ♪ ARE RIDICULOUSLY SLIGHT ♪ | ♪ ARE RIDICULOUSLY SLIGHT ♪ |
33 | 00:01:20,665 | 00:01:23,208 | ♪ AND WE'LL STAND PROUD AND TALL ♪ | ♪ AND WE'LL STAND PROUD AND TALL ♪ |
34 | 00:01:23,208 | 00:01:25,628 | ♪ TILL THEY COME TO KILL US ALL ♪ | ♪ TILL THEY COME TO KILL US ALL ♪ |
35 | 00:01:25,628 | 00:01:29,214 | ♪ THEN WE'LL BEG AND PLEAD AND SOIL OURSELVES ♪ | ♪ THEN WE'LL BEG AND PLEAD AND SOIL OURSELVES ♪ |
36 | 00:01:29,214 | 00:01:31,300 | ♪ AS, ONE BY ONE, WE FALL ♪ | ♪ AS, ONE BY ONE, WE FALL ♪ |
37 | 00:01:31,300 | 00:01:34,136 | ♪ SOME THEY'LL SLASH, SOME THEY'LL HACK ♪ | ♪ SOME THEY'LL SLASH, SOME THEY'LL HACK ♪ |
38 | 00:01:34,136 | 00:01:36,848 | ♪ SOME THEY'LL BLUDGEON BLUE AND BLACK ♪ | ♪ SOME THEY'LL BLUDGEON BLUE AND BLACK ♪ |
39 | 00:01:36,848 | 00:01:39,684 | ♪ SOME THEY'LL GUT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ♪ | ♪ SOME THEY'LL GUT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ♪ |
40 | 00:01:39,684 | 00:01:42,186 | ♪ SOME THEY'LL MANGLE FRONT TO BACK ♪ | ♪ SOME THEY'LL MANGLE FRONT TO BACK ♪ |
41 | 00:01:42,186 | 00:01:45,023 | ♪ AND WE'LL ALL REALIZE ♪ | ♪ AND WE'LL ALL REALIZE ♪ |
42 | 00:01:45,023 | 00:01:47,775 | ♪ AS THEY'RE GOUGING OUT OUR EYES ♪ | ♪ AS THEY'RE GOUGING OUT OUR EYES ♪ |
43 | 00:01:47,775 | 00:01:50,569 | ♪ THAT TOMORROW WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ | ♪ THAT TOMORROW WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ |
44 | 00:01:50,569 | 00:01:53,990 | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ |
45 | 00:01:56,241 | 00:02:01,497 | ♪ AND OUR CORPSES WILL ROT ON THE PLAIN ♪ | ♪ AND OUR CORPSES WILL ROT ON THE PLAIN ♪ |
46 | 00:02:01,497 | 00:02:07,003 | ♪ LEAVING ONLY A GROSS, BLOODY STAIN ♪ | ♪ LEAVING ONLY A GROSS, BLOODY STAIN ♪ |
47 | 00:02:07,003 | 00:02:09,797 | ♪ THEN THE WORLD, IT WILL SEE ♪ | ♪ THEN THE WORLD, IT WILL SEE ♪ |
48 | 00:02:09,797 | 00:02:12,341 | ♪ AS WILL ALL OF HISTORY ♪ | ♪ AS WILL ALL OF HISTORY ♪ |
49 | 00:02:12,341 | 00:02:15,177 | ♪ WE HAD TRUTH ON OUR SIDE ♪ | ♪ WE HAD TRUTH ON OUR SIDE ♪ |
50 | 00:02:15,177 | 00:02:17,889 | ♪ BUT WE STILL DIED IN VAIN ♪ | ♪ BUT WE STILL DIED IN VAIN ♪ |
51 | 00:02:17,889 | 00:02:20,432 | ♪ AND THE BRAVE, LUCKY FEW ♪ | ♪ AND THE BRAVE, LUCKY FEW ♪ |
52 | 00:02:20,432 | 00:02:22,935 | ♪ WHO WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT THROUGH ♪ | ♪ WHO WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT THROUGH ♪ |
53 | 00:02:22,935 | 00:02:25,145 | ♪ SCARRED FOR LIFE AND MISSING LIMBS ♪ | ♪ SCARRED FOR LIFE AND MISSING LIMBS ♪ |
54 | 00:02:25,145 | 00:02:28,440 | ♪ AND NEEDING HELP TO PEE AND POO ♪ | ♪ AND NEEDING HELP TO PEE AND POO ♪ |
55 | 00:02:28,440 | 00:02:31,110 | ♪ THEY CAN STAND 'NEATH THESE SKIES ♪ | ♪ THEY CAN STAND 'NEATH THESE SKIES ♪ |
56 | 00:02:31,110 | 00:02:33,696 | ♪ BEGGING CHANGE FROM PASSERBYS ♪ | ♪ BEGGING CHANGE FROM PASSERBYS ♪ |
57 | 00:02:33,696 | 00:02:36,448 | ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? YEP, YOU SAID IT ♪ | ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? YEP, YOU SAID IT ♪ |
58 | 00:02:36,448 | 00:02:39,493 | ♪ WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT ♪ | ♪ WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT ♪ |
59 | 00:02:39,493 | 00:02:41,871 | ♪ TOMORROW, WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ | ♪ TOMORROW, WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ |
60 | 00:02:41,871 | 00:02:44,456 | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ |
61 | 00:02:44,456 | 00:02:47,292 | ♪ OH, MY GOD, WILL WE REGRET IT ♪ | ♪ OH, MY GOD, WILL WE REGRET IT ♪ |
62 | 00:02:47,292 | 00:02:52,006 | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RI-I-I-I-SE ♪ | ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RI-I-I-I-SE ♪ |
63 | 00:02:56,176 | 00:02:58,054 | NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU?! | NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU?! |
64 | 00:02:58,054 | 00:03:01,057 | WE'RE GONNA TEAR THIS CASTLE DOWN! | WE'RE GONNA TEAR THIS CASTLE DOWN! |
65 | 00:03:01,057 | 00:03:02,975 | RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! | RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! |
66 | 00:03:02,975 | 00:03:05,269 | I SAID, RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! | I SAID, RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! |
67 | 00:03:08,606 | 00:03:11,483 | TELL ME, WHY DO MUSICALS ALWAYS GET ME SO WORKED UP? | TELL ME, WHY DO MUSICALS ALWAYS GET ME SO WORKED UP? |
68 | 00:03:22,036 | 00:03:24,580 | IT STOPPED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE. | IT STOPPED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE. |
69 | 00:03:24,580 | 00:03:25,998 | OKAY, OKAY. | OKAY, OKAY. |
70 | 00:03:25,998 | 00:03:27,499 | LET'S JUST TRY GIVING IT A KICK. | LET'S JUST TRY GIVING IT A KICK. |
71 | 00:03:27,499 | 00:03:29,251 | IT WORKED BEFORE. | IT WORKED BEFORE. |
72 | 00:03:29,251 | 00:03:31,003 | ONE, TWO, THREE... | ONE, TWO, THREE... |
73 | 00:03:31,003 | 00:03:32,671 | -KICK. | -KICK. |
74 | 00:03:32,671 | 00:03:33,631 | -GREAT. | -GREAT. |
75 | 00:03:33,631 | 00:03:35,215 | IT'S USELESS. | IT'S USELESS. |
76 | 00:03:37,551 | 00:03:40,179 | HOW COULD THINGS HAVE GONE SO BAD SO QUICKLY? | HOW COULD THINGS HAVE GONE SO BAD SO QUICKLY? |
77 | 00:03:40,179 | 00:03:42,222 | THOSE STUPID BATS ATE ALL OUR FOOD. | THOSE STUPID BATS ATE ALL OUR FOOD. |
78 | 00:03:42,222 | 00:03:43,724 | WE ALL GOT THE SAME COLD. | WE ALL GOT THE SAME COLD. |
79 | 00:03:43,724 | 00:03:45,810 | -WORST OF ALL-- -PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN. | -WORST OF ALL-- -PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN. |
80 | 00:03:45,810 | 00:03:47,728 | -WE HAD TO EAT THAT FAMILY OF HOBBITS. UGH. | -WE HAD TO EAT THAT FAMILY OF HOBBITS. UGH. |
81 | 00:03:47,728 | 00:03:49,147 | WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO | WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO |
82 | 00:03:49,147 | 00:03:51,231 | IF YOU'D LET US EAT YOUR STUPID IGUANA. | IF YOU'D LET US EAT YOUR STUPID IGUANA. |
83 | 00:03:51,231 | 00:03:54,902 | TAD COOPER IS A DRAGON, AND WE ARE NOT EATING A DRAGON. | TAD COOPER IS A DRAGON, AND WE ARE NOT EATING A DRAGON. |
84 | 00:03:54,902 | 00:03:58,530 | HE'S A LIZARD. A VERY SUMPTUOUS, MEATY LIZARD. | HE'S A LIZARD. A VERY SUMPTUOUS, MEATY LIZARD. |
85 | 00:03:58,530 | 00:04:01,241 | RICHARD, LOOK, I'M SORRY WE HAD TO EAT HOBBITS. | RICHARD, LOOK, I'M SORRY WE HAD TO EAT HOBBITS. |
86 | 00:04:01,241 | 00:04:03,327 | I'M SORRY WE'LL SOON HAVE TO EAT YOUR IGUA-- | I'M SORRY WE'LL SOON HAVE TO EAT YOUR IGUA-- |
87 | 00:04:03,327 | 00:04:04,954 | -DRAGON. | -DRAGON. |
88 | 00:04:04,954 | 00:04:07,165 | BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. WE'RE STARVING. | BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. WE'RE STARVING. |
89 | 00:04:08,373 | 00:04:10,584 | HOLD ON A MINUTE. | HOLD ON A MINUTE. |
90 | 00:04:10,584 | 00:04:13,504 | "ENTERING THE PROPERTY OF SIR ARNOLD GALAVANT." | "ENTERING THE PROPERTY OF SIR ARNOLD GALAVANT." |
91 | 00:04:14,755 | 00:04:15,756 | HUH. | HUH. |
92 | 00:04:15,756 | 00:04:17,967 | IS HE ANY RELATION OF YOURS? | IS HE ANY RELATION OF YOURS? |
93 | 00:04:17,967 | 00:04:19,718 | UH...NO. | UH...NO. |
94 | 00:04:24,598 | 00:04:25,641 | MAYBE. | MAYBE. |
95 | 00:04:27,392 | 00:04:28,978 | OKAY, FINE. YES, HE'S MY DAD. | OKAY, FINE. YES, HE'S MY DAD. |
96 | 00:04:28,978 | 00:04:30,688 | LOOK, I KNEW HE LIVED AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. | LOOK, I KNEW HE LIVED AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. |
97 | 00:04:30,688 | 00:04:33,482 | -I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. -YOU KNEW? WE ATE HOBBITS. | -I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. -YOU KNEW? WE ATE HOBBITS. |
98 | 00:04:33,482 | 00:04:34,650 | OH, FORGET ABOUT THEM. | OH, FORGET ABOUT THEM. |
99 | 00:04:34,650 | 00:04:36,777 | I SMELL BACKSTORY, AND I LOVE BACKSTORY. | I SMELL BACKSTORY, AND I LOVE BACKSTORY. |
100 | 00:04:36,777 | 00:04:38,529 | HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. | HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. |
101 | 00:04:38,529 | 00:04:39,655 | CAN WE JUST MOVE ON? | CAN WE JUST MOVE ON? |
102 | 00:04:39,655 | 00:04:41,281 | I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WARM BED AND A NICE MEAL | I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WARM BED AND A NICE MEAL |
103 | 00:04:41,281 | 00:04:43,201 | IN LITERALLY ANY OTHER DIRECTION. | IN LITERALLY ANY OTHER DIRECTION. |
104 | 00:04:49,957 | 00:04:52,710 | OH, FIDDLESTICKS. | OH, FIDDLESTICKS. |
105 | 00:04:52,710 | 00:04:55,504 | AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY | AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY |
106 | 00:04:55,504 | 00:04:58,340 | I'VE THROWN FOR GARETH SINCE HE BECAME KING. | I'VE THROWN FOR GARETH SINCE HE BECAME KING. |
107 | 00:04:58,340 | 00:05:00,092 | IF YOU RUIN THE SURPRISE, | IF YOU RUIN THE SURPRISE, |
108 | 00:05:00,092 | 00:05:03,262 | I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH A DULL KNIFE. | I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH A DULL KNIFE. |
109 | 00:05:03,262 | 00:05:06,640 | THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK, AND I CHERISH YOU ONE AND ALL. | THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK, AND I CHERISH YOU ONE AND ALL. |
110 | 00:05:06,640 | 00:05:09,143 | -HE'S COMING! -OH! PLACES, EVERYONE! | -HE'S COMING! -OH! PLACES, EVERYONE! |
111 | 00:05:15,482 | 00:05:17,568 | SURPRISE! | SURPRISE! |
112 | 00:05:20,029 | 00:05:21,697 | GARETH! WAIT! | GARETH! WAIT! |
113 | 00:05:21,697 | 00:05:24,033 | IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU, YOU KOOK. | IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU, YOU KOOK. |
114 | 00:05:24,033 | 00:05:25,993 | OH. | OH. |
115 | 00:05:25,993 | 00:05:27,995 | COME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GIFTS. | COME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GIFTS. |
116 | 00:05:27,995 | 00:05:29,413 | I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM. | I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM. |
117 | 00:05:32,416 | 00:05:33,625 | THIS IS A BIT FANCY. | THIS IS A BIT FANCY. |
118 | 00:05:33,625 | 00:05:35,669 | -IT'S A CRYSTAL NUT BOWL. -YEAH. | -IT'S A CRYSTAL NUT BOWL. -YEAH. |
119 | 00:05:37,004 | 00:05:38,380 | IT'LL NEVER FIT. | IT'LL NEVER FIT. |
120 | 00:05:38,380 | 00:05:40,632 | NO, FOR DINNER PARTIES. | NO, FOR DINNER PARTIES. |
121 | 00:05:40,632 | 00:05:42,927 | -MM. | -MM. |
122 | 00:05:42,927 | 00:05:44,344 | YOU DON'T LIKE IT? | YOU DON'T LIKE IT? |
123 | 00:05:44,344 | 00:05:45,804 | IT'S NOT THAT. | IT'S NOT THAT. |
124 | 00:05:45,804 | 00:05:47,181 | IT'S JUST THAT... | IT'S JUST THAT... |
125 | 00:05:47,181 | 00:05:49,808 | ALL THIS HOITY-TOITY KING STUFF... | ALL THIS HOITY-TOITY KING STUFF... |
126 | 00:05:50,976 | 00:05:52,770 | ...IT'S JUST NOT ME. | ...IT'S JUST NOT ME. |
127 | 00:05:53,854 | 00:05:55,480 | OH. OKAY. | OH. OKAY. |
128 | 00:05:56,398 | 00:05:59,610 | SO, WHAT IS YOU, GARETH? | SO, WHAT IS YOU, GARETH? |
129 | 00:05:59,610 | 00:06:01,904 | I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, | I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, |
130 | 00:06:01,904 | 00:06:03,197 | WHAT WOULD IT BE? | WHAT WOULD IT BE? |
131 | 00:06:04,073 | 00:06:05,116 | A SCAR. | A SCAR. |
132 | 00:06:06,033 | 00:06:07,993 | EVERY YEAR, ON MY BIRTHDAY, | EVERY YEAR, ON MY BIRTHDAY, |
133 | 00:06:07,993 | 00:06:11,080 | WE USED TO GO DOWN THE PUB AND GET IN A GOOD OLD SCRAP. | WE USED TO GO DOWN THE PUB AND GET IN A GOOD OLD SCRAP. |
134 | 00:06:11,080 | 00:06:12,748 | WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD, | WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD, |
135 | 00:06:12,748 | 00:06:15,000 | I WENT TO THE PUB AND GOT THIS ONE. | I WENT TO THE PUB AND GOT THIS ONE. |
136 | 00:06:15,000 | 00:06:17,836 | GREATEST GIFT A KID COULD EVER WANT. | GREATEST GIFT A KID COULD EVER WANT. |
137 | 00:06:17,836 | 00:06:19,964 | THIS ONE, I WAS 14. | THIS ONE, I WAS 14. |
138 | 00:06:19,964 | 00:06:22,883 | I LEFT A MAN BLEEDING TO DEATH IN THE SAWDUST. | I LEFT A MAN BLEEDING TO DEATH IN THE SAWDUST. |
139 | 00:06:22,883 | 00:06:25,719 | HE WANTED ME TO FINISH HIM OFF, BUT I WOULDN'T. | HE WANTED ME TO FINISH HIM OFF, BUT I WOULDN'T. |
140 | 00:06:29,056 | 00:06:30,724 | THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. | THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. |
141 | 00:06:30,724 | 00:06:34,103 | I'M TAKING YOU TO THE SLEAZIEST TAVERN IN VALENCIA... | I'M TAKING YOU TO THE SLEAZIEST TAVERN IN VALENCIA... |
142 | 00:06:34,103 | 00:06:37,731 | TO GET YOU A NEW BIRTHDAY SCAR. | TO GET YOU A NEW BIRTHDAY SCAR. |
143 | 00:06:39,150 | 00:06:40,400 | REALLY? | REALLY? |
144 | 00:06:48,075 | 00:06:49,534 | WHERE'S WORMWOOD? | WHERE'S WORMWOOD? |
145 | 00:06:50,744 | 00:06:53,372 | MY PLAN IS ALMOST READY, BARRY. | MY PLAN IS ALMOST READY, BARRY. |
146 | 00:06:53,372 | 00:06:55,958 | -YOUR WEDDING PLAN? -YES, AND MY EVIL PLAN. | -YOUR WEDDING PLAN? -YES, AND MY EVIL PLAN. |
147 | 00:06:55,958 | 00:06:58,836 | -I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLOT. -OH, FOR-- | -I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLOT. -OH, FOR-- |
148 | 00:06:58,836 | 00:07:01,546 | ACTUALLY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M LOSING TRACK MYSELF. | ACTUALLY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M LOSING TRACK MYSELF. |
149 | 00:07:04,049 | 00:07:07,011 | MR. WORMWOOD, WE NEED TO TALK. | MR. WORMWOOD, WE NEED TO TALK. |
150 | 00:07:09,138 | 00:07:11,807 | MY LADY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. | MY LADY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. |
151 | 00:07:11,807 | 00:07:13,600 | YOU WERE USING IT TO CONTROL MY MIND | YOU WERE USING IT TO CONTROL MY MIND |
152 | 00:07:13,600 | 00:07:17,104 | AND TAKE OVER OUR KINGDOM AS PART OF SOME NEFARIOUS SCHEME. | AND TAKE OVER OUR KINGDOM AS PART OF SOME NEFARIOUS SCHEME. |
153 | 00:07:17,104 | 00:07:19,023 | OKAY, YES, THAT IS THE EXPLANATION. | OKAY, YES, THAT IS THE EXPLANATION. |
154 | 00:07:19,023 | 00:07:20,691 | YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS | YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS |
155 | 00:07:20,691 | 00:07:22,067 | STRIKE YOU DOWN JUST FOR THAT. | STRIKE YOU DOWN JUST FOR THAT. |
156 | 00:07:23,819 | 00:07:27,823 | OH, PRINCESS, I'M A MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS, YES. | OH, PRINCESS, I'M A MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS, YES. |
157 | 00:07:27,823 | 00:07:29,992 | AND THE ONLY THING TO KILL ME IS THE SWORD | AND THE ONLY THING TO KILL ME IS THE SWORD |
158 | 00:07:29,992 | 00:07:32,828 | WIELDED BY THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. | WIELDED BY THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. |
159 | 00:07:32,828 | 00:07:35,206 | AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THAT IS. | AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THAT IS. |
160 | 00:07:36,915 | 00:07:38,000 | DAMN IT! | DAMN IT! |
161 | 00:07:38,959 | 00:07:41,086 | THERE WE GO. | THERE WE GO. |
162 | 00:07:41,086 | 00:07:43,922 | I CAN STILL HAVE THEM CHOP OFF YOUR ARMS. | I CAN STILL HAVE THEM CHOP OFF YOUR ARMS. |
163 | 00:07:43,922 | 00:07:45,007 | HA! | HA! |
164 | 00:07:45,007 | 00:07:46,508 | -OH. | -OH. |
165 | 00:07:46,508 | 00:07:48,052 | CAN YOU? CAN SHE? | CAN YOU? CAN SHE? |
166 | 00:07:48,052 | 00:07:49,594 | YES. HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. | YES. HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. |
167 | 00:07:49,594 | 00:07:53,349 | BEGONE, CHESTER WORMWOOD. | BEGONE, CHESTER WORMWOOD. |
168 | 00:07:53,349 | 00:07:56,643 | YOU ARE BANISHED FROM HORTENSIA. | YOU ARE BANISHED FROM HORTENSIA. |
169 | 00:07:56,643 | 00:07:57,978 | FINE. | FINE. |
170 | 00:07:57,978 | 00:07:59,355 | YOU WIN. FOR NOW. | YOU WIN. FOR NOW. |
171 | 00:08:00,939 | 00:08:02,358 | BUT MARK MY WORDS, | BUT MARK MY WORDS, |
172 | 00:08:02,358 | 00:08:05,361 | I WILL RETURN TO TAKE THIS KINGDOM BY FORCE, | I WILL RETURN TO TAKE THIS KINGDOM BY FORCE, |
173 | 00:08:05,361 | 00:08:08,406 | AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DECORATE MY HIGHEST TOWER | AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DECORATE MY HIGHEST TOWER |
174 | 00:08:08,406 | 00:08:10,532 | WITH YOUR HEADS! | WITH YOUR HEADS! |
175 | 00:08:10,532 | 00:08:12,034 | OH, BUT DON'T FORGET, | OH, BUT DON'T FORGET, |
176 | 00:08:12,034 | 00:08:13,369 | THE WEDDING IS FAST APPROACHING, | THE WEDDING IS FAST APPROACHING, |
177 | 00:08:13,369 | 00:08:16,080 | SO HAVE THE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS ENGRAVED WITH THEIR INITIALS. | SO HAVE THE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS ENGRAVED WITH THEIR INITIALS. |
178 | 00:08:16,080 | 00:08:18,123 | IT'S A CLASSY MOVE. | IT'S A CLASSY MOVE. |
179 | 00:08:18,123 | 00:08:22,502 | BUT YOU WILL DIE, I SWEAR. | BUT YOU WILL DIE, I SWEAR. |
180 | 00:08:22,502 | 00:08:24,588 | OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITERS ON THE DAY. | OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITERS ON THE DAY. |
181 | 00:08:24,588 | 00:08:26,465 | OH, THEY WORK SO HARD. | OH, THEY WORK SO HARD. |
182 | 00:08:27,716 | 00:08:29,593 | ROT IN HELL, SWINE! | ROT IN HELL, SWINE! |
183 | 00:08:33,264 | 00:08:34,306 | BARRY. | BARRY. |
184 | 00:08:34,306 | 00:08:36,141 | WE'RE HERE. NOW, LOOK... | WE'RE HERE. NOW, LOOK... |
185 | 00:08:36,141 | 00:08:38,727 | ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER FACE STARVATION? | ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER FACE STARVATION? |
186 | 00:08:38,727 | 00:08:39,853 | I WOULD. | I WOULD. |
187 | 00:08:39,853 | 00:08:41,563 | YOU KNOW, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. | YOU KNOW, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. |
188 | 00:08:41,563 | 00:08:43,607 | MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY. | MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY. |
189 | 00:08:43,607 | 00:08:45,484 | I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE HIM AGAIN. | I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE HIM AGAIN. |
190 | 00:08:45,484 | 00:08:47,152 | -SO HUNGRY. -YEAH. | -SO HUNGRY. -YEAH. |
191 | 00:08:47,152 | 00:08:50,239 | WELL, YOUR DAD PROBABLY WASN'T A SERIAL PHILANDERER | WELL, YOUR DAD PROBABLY WASN'T A SERIAL PHILANDERER |
192 | 00:08:50,239 | 00:08:52,450 | WHO WAS NEVER AROUND AND LEFT YOUR MUM. | WHO WAS NEVER AROUND AND LEFT YOUR MUM. |
193 | 00:08:52,450 | 00:08:53,617 | THAT IS SO SAD. | THAT IS SO SAD. |
194 | 00:08:53,617 | 00:08:55,119 | NOT AS SAD AS HAVING A DEAD DAD, RIGHT? | NOT AS SAD AS HAVING A DEAD DAD, RIGHT? |
195 | 00:08:55,119 | 00:08:56,828 | -I MEAN, MY STORY'S SADDER. -MM. | -I MEAN, MY STORY'S SADDER. -MM. |
196 | 00:08:56,828 | 00:08:59,498 | AND JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT I'M ON A QUEST FOR LOVE. | AND JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT I'M ON A QUEST FOR LOVE. |
197 | 00:08:59,498 | 00:09:01,292 | OH! HE'S GONNA MAKE SUCH FUN OF IT. | OH! HE'S GONNA MAKE SUCH FUN OF IT. |
198 | 00:09:01,292 | 00:09:02,876 | WELL, IF HE CRITICIZES YOU OVER DINNER, | WELL, IF HE CRITICIZES YOU OVER DINNER, |
199 | 00:09:02,876 | 00:09:04,836 | I'M FINE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IF DINNER IS STEAK. | I'M FINE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IF DINNER IS STEAK. |
200 | 00:09:04,836 | 00:09:06,130 | HEAR, HEAR. | HEAR, HEAR. |
201 | 00:09:06,130 | 00:09:10,008 | OKAY. WELL, BE PREPARED TO MEET AN ICE-COLD, LOVELESS MONSTER. | OKAY. WELL, BE PREPARED TO MEET AN ICE-COLD, LOVELESS MONSTER. |
202 | 00:09:11,135 | 00:09:13,262 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
203 | 00:09:13,262 | 00:09:16,348 | AH, GREETINGS, SON! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! | AH, GREETINGS, SON! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! |
204 | 00:09:16,348 | 00:09:17,516 | COME IN. | COME IN. |
205 | 00:09:17,516 | 00:09:19,268 | OH, YEAH. HE SEEMS TERRIBLE. | OH, YEAH. HE SEEMS TERRIBLE. |
206 | 00:09:19,268 | 00:09:21,770 | BOYS, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY. | BOYS, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY. |
207 | 00:09:21,770 | 00:09:23,481 | WELCOME, WELCOME. | WELCOME, WELCOME. |
208 | 00:09:27,692 | 00:09:29,945 | I WILL BE DAMNED. | I WILL BE DAMNED. |
209 | 00:09:29,945 | 00:09:32,697 | I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE MY OLDEST SON | I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE MY OLDEST SON |
210 | 00:09:32,697 | 00:09:34,199 | WITH SUCH A BUSHY BEARD. | WITH SUCH A BUSHY BEARD. |
211 | 00:09:34,199 | 00:09:36,785 | IT'S NOT BUSHY. IT'S CORRECT FOR THE PERIOD. | IT'S NOT BUSHY. IT'S CORRECT FOR THE PERIOD. |
212 | 00:09:36,785 | 00:09:39,371 | AND IT SUITS YOU. COME, COME, COME. | AND IT SUITS YOU. COME, COME, COME. |
213 | 00:09:39,371 | 00:09:41,499 | YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, SIR. | YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, SIR. |
214 | 00:09:41,499 | 00:09:42,749 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
215 | 00:09:42,749 | 00:09:44,126 | YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN. | YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN. |
216 | 00:09:44,126 | 00:09:45,877 | YOUR WIFE MUST BE SO SORE. | YOUR WIFE MUST BE SO SORE. |
217 | 00:09:45,877 | 00:09:47,421 | THEY'RE NOT MINE. | THEY'RE NOT MINE. |
218 | 00:09:47,421 | 00:09:50,674 | I RUN A SWORDSMANSHIP SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK YOUTH. | I RUN A SWORDSMANSHIP SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK YOUTH. |
219 | 00:09:50,674 | 00:09:53,511 | HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE I RETIRED FROM THE HEROICS GAME. | HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE I RETIRED FROM THE HEROICS GAME. |
220 | 00:09:54,886 | 00:09:56,347 | HEY, BOYS! | HEY, BOYS! |
221 | 00:09:58,432 | 00:10:00,392 | OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! | OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! |
222 | 00:10:00,392 | 00:10:03,145 | ONE AT A TIME. OH, PLEASE. | ONE AT A TIME. OH, PLEASE. |
223 | 00:10:12,404 | 00:10:14,239 | KILL HIM! | KILL HIM! |
224 | 00:10:14,239 | 00:10:15,491 | CROWN! | CROWN! |
225 | 00:10:17,159 | 00:10:20,204 | SO, HOW DOES THIS WHOLE BAR-FIGHT THING WORK? | SO, HOW DOES THIS WHOLE BAR-FIGHT THING WORK? |
226 | 00:10:20,204 | 00:10:22,831 | WELL, USUALLY, WE HAVE A PINT OR TWO. | WELL, USUALLY, WE HAVE A PINT OR TWO. |
227 | 00:10:22,831 | 00:10:24,500 | AND THEN I CATCH SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME, | AND THEN I CATCH SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME, |
228 | 00:10:24,500 | 00:10:27,169 | I INSULT HIS MOTHER, AND THEN AWAY WE GO. | I INSULT HIS MOTHER, AND THEN AWAY WE GO. |
229 | 00:10:27,169 | 00:10:29,087 | OH, GOOD. LET'S START. | OH, GOOD. LET'S START. |
230 | 00:10:32,007 | 00:10:34,134 | OH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? | OH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? |
231 | 00:10:34,134 | 00:10:36,428 | HE GAVE YOU A MOMENTARY GLANCE. | HE GAVE YOU A MOMENTARY GLANCE. |
232 | 00:10:36,428 | 00:10:38,013 | MM. DID HE? | MM. DID HE? |
233 | 00:10:39,431 | 00:10:41,141 | OY! | OY! |
234 | 00:10:41,141 | 00:10:42,434 | YOU GOT A PROBLEM? | YOU GOT A PROBLEM? |
235 | 00:10:42,434 | 00:10:44,562 | UH, NONE AT ALL, UH, YOUR HIGHNESS. | UH, NONE AT ALL, UH, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
236 | 00:10:44,562 | 00:10:45,937 | WELL, YOU SHOULD. | WELL, YOU SHOULD. |
237 | 00:10:45,937 | 00:10:49,024 | KING GARETH JUST CALLED YOUR MOTHER A TWO-BIT HUSSY. | KING GARETH JUST CALLED YOUR MOTHER A TWO-BIT HUSSY. |
238 | 00:10:49,024 | 00:10:50,734 | OH, UH, RIGHT YOU ARE, MY KING! | OH, UH, RIGHT YOU ARE, MY KING! |
239 | 00:10:50,734 | 00:10:51,902 | MY MOTHER IS A HUSSY. | MY MOTHER IS A HUSSY. |
240 | 00:10:51,902 | 00:10:53,987 | IN FACT, SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUSSY IN THE LAND. | IN FACT, SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUSSY IN THE LAND. |
241 | 00:10:53,987 | 00:10:55,780 | INDEED, I AM, YOUR GRACE! | INDEED, I AM, YOUR GRACE! |
242 | 00:10:55,780 | 00:10:58,867 | MY MOTHER SELLS HERSELF, AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY. | MY MOTHER SELLS HERSELF, AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY. |
243 | 00:10:58,867 | 00:10:59,910 | MINE TOO! | MINE TOO! |
244 | 00:10:59,910 | 00:11:01,995 | FILTHIEST WOMAN IN THE WHOLE RED-CANDLE DISTRICT. | FILTHIEST WOMAN IN THE WHOLE RED-CANDLE DISTRICT. |
245 | 00:11:01,995 | 00:11:03,038 | MY FATHER'S A HUSSY! | MY FATHER'S A HUSSY! |
246 | 00:11:11,838 | 00:11:16,134 | FOR GOD'S SAKE, BARRY, TRY AND KEEP UP! | FOR GOD'S SAKE, BARRY, TRY AND KEEP UP! |
247 | 00:11:16,134 | 00:11:18,345 | DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE? | DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE? |
248 | 00:11:18,345 | 00:11:21,723 | BARRY, ARE YOU COMPLETELY ILLITERATE? | BARRY, ARE YOU COMPLETELY ILLITERATE? |
249 | 00:11:21,723 | 00:11:24,851 | LOOK, WE'RE IN THE FOREST OF COINCIDENCE. | LOOK, WE'RE IN THE FOREST OF COINCIDENCE. |
250 | 00:11:24,851 | 00:11:27,687 | GOD, I WISH WE HAD A CART RIGHT NOW. | GOD, I WISH WE HAD A CART RIGHT NOW. |
251 | 00:11:29,273 | 00:11:31,442 | FREE CART! NO WAY. | FREE CART! NO WAY. |
252 | 00:11:31,442 | 00:11:33,193 | FINALLY, A STROKE OF LUCK. | FINALLY, A STROKE OF LUCK. |
253 | 00:11:34,486 | 00:11:36,988 | AH, HEY, YOU THERE. LITTLE CHAP. | AH, HEY, YOU THERE. LITTLE CHAP. |
254 | 00:11:36,988 | 00:11:38,407 | WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM? | WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM? |
255 | 00:11:38,407 | 00:11:41,826 | VALENCIA. I'M ESCAPING, AND I COULDN'T BE MORE LOST. | VALENCIA. I'M ESCAPING, AND I COULDN'T BE MORE LOST. |
256 | 00:11:41,826 | 00:11:43,454 | HOW VERY STRANGE. | HOW VERY STRANGE. |
257 | 00:11:43,454 | 00:11:45,539 | WE'RE ESCAPING FROM HORTENSIA. | WE'RE ESCAPING FROM HORTENSIA. |
258 | 00:11:45,539 | 00:11:47,666 | HEY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER. | HEY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER. |
259 | 00:11:47,666 | 00:11:49,334 | THAT'D BE BRILLIANT. | THAT'D BE BRILLIANT. |
260 | 00:11:49,334 | 00:11:51,169 | I'M TRYING TO PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE AS I CAN | I'M TRYING TO PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE AS I CAN |
261 | 00:11:51,169 | 00:11:53,589 | BETWEEN MYSELF AND AN INSANE KING AND QUEEN. | BETWEEN MYSELF AND AN INSANE KING AND QUEEN. |
262 | 00:11:53,589 | 00:11:56,467 | BELIEVE ME, WE GET THAT. UH-HUH. | BELIEVE ME, WE GET THAT. UH-HUH. |
263 | 00:11:56,467 | 00:11:59,010 | WE'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT BY PRINCESS ISABELLA. | WE'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT BY PRINCESS ISABELLA. |
264 | 00:11:59,010 | 00:12:00,345 | -PRINCESS ISABELLA? -YEAH. | -PRINCESS ISABELLA? -YEAH. |
265 | 00:12:00,345 | 00:12:01,846 | SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I'M LOOKING FOR. | SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I'M LOOKING FOR. |
266 | 00:12:01,846 | 00:12:03,765 | REALLY? HOW INCREDIBLE. | REALLY? HOW INCREDIBLE. |
267 | 00:12:03,765 | 00:12:06,101 | I'M DESPERATE TO FIND HER AND HER TRUE LOVE, GALAVANT. | I'M DESPERATE TO FIND HER AND HER TRUE LOVE, GALAVANT. |
268 | 00:12:06,101 | 00:12:07,311 | WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? | WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? |
269 | 00:12:07,311 | 00:12:09,480 | GALAVANT TOLD HER HE WISHED SHE WOULD DIE. | GALAVANT TOLD HER HE WISHED SHE WOULD DIE. |
270 | 00:12:09,480 | 00:12:11,773 | IN A FART, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. | IN A FART, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. |
271 | 00:12:11,773 | 00:12:13,984 | GALAVANT NEVER MAKES FART JOKES. | GALAVANT NEVER MAKES FART JOKES. |
272 | 00:12:13,984 | 00:12:15,986 | NO, IT MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING. | NO, IT MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING. |
273 | 00:12:15,986 | 00:12:18,196 | I HAVE TO FIND HIM RIGHT AWAY. BUT HOW? | I HAVE TO FIND HIM RIGHT AWAY. BUT HOW? |
274 | 00:12:18,196 | 00:12:19,781 | EXCUSE ME. DID YOU SAY "GALAVANT"? | EXCUSE ME. DID YOU SAY "GALAVANT"? |
275 | 00:12:19,781 | 00:12:21,408 | OH, I HEAR HE'S STAYING AT HIS FATHER'S PLACE | OH, I HEAR HE'S STAYING AT HIS FATHER'S PLACE |
276 | 00:12:21,408 | 00:12:23,118 | JUST A FIVE DAYS' WALK AWAY FROM HERE. | JUST A FIVE DAYS' WALK AWAY FROM HERE. |
277 | 00:12:23,118 | 00:12:25,454 | OH. AND I JUST FOUND HIS SWORD. | OH. AND I JUST FOUND HIS SWORD. |
278 | 00:12:25,454 | 00:12:26,705 | DO YOU WANT IT? | DO YOU WANT IT? |
279 | 00:12:26,705 | 00:12:27,872 | HELL, YEAH. | HELL, YEAH. |
280 | 00:12:28,999 | 00:12:31,293 | OH, WOW. THIS IS AMAZING. | OH, WOW. THIS IS AMAZING. |
281 | 00:12:31,293 | 00:12:33,962 | IF ONLY I HAD A HORSE I COULD MAKE IT BY NIGHTFALL. | IF ONLY I HAD A HORSE I COULD MAKE IT BY NIGHTFALL. |
282 | 00:12:33,962 | 00:12:35,922 | HORSE FOR SALE! | HORSE FOR SALE! |
283 | 00:12:35,922 | 00:12:37,466 | HORSE FOR SALE! | HORSE FOR SALE! |
284 | 00:12:37,466 | 00:12:39,551 | TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS' WALK IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON. | TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS' WALK IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON. |
285 | 00:12:39,551 | 00:12:41,512 | OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PERFECT. | OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PERFECT. |
286 | 00:12:42,387 | 00:12:43,597 | BUT I HAVE NO MONEY. | BUT I HAVE NO MONEY. |
287 | 00:12:43,597 | 00:12:44,723 | I DON'T NEED MONEY. | I DON'T NEED MONEY. |
288 | 00:12:44,723 | 00:12:47,184 | WHAT I NEED IS A USED PAIR OF SIZE SEVEN SHOES. | WHAT I NEED IS A USED PAIR OF SIZE SEVEN SHOES. |
289 | 00:12:47,184 | 00:12:48,727 | I'M A SIZE SEVEN. | I'M A SIZE SEVEN. |
290 | 00:12:48,727 | 00:12:50,061 | AND I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR. | AND I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR. |
291 | 00:12:50,061 | 00:12:52,230 | WHAT ARE THE ODDS?! LET'S DO THIS. | WHAT ARE THE ODDS?! LET'S DO THIS. |
292 | 00:12:53,815 | 00:12:54,858 | YIPEE! | YIPEE! |
293 | 00:12:57,027 | 00:12:58,278 | GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIENDS. | GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIENDS. |
294 | 00:12:58,278 | 00:13:00,238 | IF YOU'RE IN VALENCIA, BE CAREFUL. | IF YOU'RE IN VALENCIA, BE CAREFUL. |
295 | 00:13:00,238 | 00:13:03,200 | THE KING AND QUEEN ARE CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. | THE KING AND QUEEN ARE CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. |
296 | 00:13:06,411 | 00:13:08,955 | CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. | CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. |
297 | 00:13:10,290 | 00:13:12,501 | WHAT A WONDERFUL COINCIDENCE. | WHAT A WONDERFUL COINCIDENCE. |
298 | 00:13:13,752 | 00:13:16,380 | ALL RIGHT, BOYS, WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME? | ALL RIGHT, BOYS, WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME? |
299 | 00:13:17,922 | 00:13:18,882 | OH. | OH. |
300 | 00:13:20,050 | 00:13:21,092 | OH! WATCH THE FACE! | OH! WATCH THE FACE! |
301 | 00:13:21,092 | 00:13:22,636 | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? |
302 | 00:13:22,636 | 00:13:23,887 | GOOD LORD. | GOOD LORD. |
303 | 00:13:24,929 | 00:13:27,932 | YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS. | YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS. |
304 | 00:13:27,932 | 00:13:29,643 | IT'S NICE THAT HE'S GOOD WITH KIDS, THOUGH. | IT'S NICE THAT HE'S GOOD WITH KIDS, THOUGH. |
305 | 00:13:29,643 | 00:13:31,269 | -WHY, YOU LITTLE-- | -WHY, YOU LITTLE-- |
306 | 00:13:31,269 | 00:13:32,937 | COME HERE, COME HERE! | COME HERE, COME HERE! |
307 | 00:13:32,937 | 00:13:34,398 | OW! OW! OW! OW! | OW! OW! OW! OW! |
308 | 00:13:34,398 | 00:13:36,734 | GALAVANT, I'M STARTING TO WORRY THAT RICHARD WON'T BE READY | GALAVANT, I'M STARTING TO WORRY THAT RICHARD WON'T BE READY |
309 | 00:13:36,734 | 00:13:38,402 | WHEN THE REAL BATTLE COMES. | WHEN THE REAL BATTLE COMES. |
310 | 00:13:39,486 | 00:13:40,738 | CAREFUL, ROBERTA. | CAREFUL, ROBERTA. |
311 | 00:13:40,738 | 00:13:43,615 | YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR THE GUY. | YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR THE GUY. |
312 | 00:13:43,615 | 00:13:46,702 | IN LOVE WITH HIM? ME? WHAT? | IN LOVE WITH HIM? ME? WHAT? |
313 | 00:13:48,412 | 00:13:50,748 | I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM. | I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM. |
314 | 00:13:50,748 | 00:13:52,832 | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! |
315 | 00:13:52,832 | 00:13:54,084 | AT ALL. | AT ALL. |
316 | 00:13:56,378 | 00:13:58,672 | SIR GALAVANT, TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE | SIR GALAVANT, TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE |
317 | 00:13:58,672 | 00:14:00,257 | TO GROW UP WITH YOUR AWESOME DAD. | TO GROW UP WITH YOUR AWESOME DAD. |
318 | 00:14:00,257 | 00:14:02,092 | YEAH, TELL US! YOU'RE SO LUCKY! | YEAH, TELL US! YOU'RE SO LUCKY! |
319 | 00:14:02,092 | 00:14:03,635 | WELL, KIDDIES... | WELL, KIDDIES... |
320 | 00:14:03,635 | 00:14:05,262 | THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME... | THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME... |
321 | 00:14:05,262 | 00:14:07,889 | WELL, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. | WELL, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. |
322 | 00:14:07,889 | 00:14:09,266 | GATHER 'ROUND. | GATHER 'ROUND. |
323 | 00:14:09,266 | 00:14:11,518 | HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT HE DIDN'T LOVE HER | HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT HE DIDN'T LOVE HER |
324 | 00:14:11,518 | 00:14:13,228 | RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. | RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. |
325 | 00:14:13,228 | 00:14:14,938 | AND THEN HE PASSED OUT ON THE DOG. | AND THEN HE PASSED OUT ON THE DOG. |
326 | 00:14:14,938 | 00:14:18,609 | AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS, AND THE DOG DIED. | AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS, AND THE DOG DIED. |
327 | 00:14:18,609 | 00:14:23,321 | THAT MAN... DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. | THAT MAN... DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. |
328 | 00:14:24,740 | 00:14:25,949 | THAT'S NOT TRUE. | THAT'S NOT TRUE. |
329 | 00:14:27,743 | 00:14:29,620 | ♪ I WAS STARVING IN THE POORHOUSE ♪ | ♪ I WAS STARVING IN THE POORHOUSE ♪ |
330 | 00:14:29,620 | 00:14:31,246 | ♪ WHERE THEY FED US TWICE A YEAR ♪ | ♪ WHERE THEY FED US TWICE A YEAR ♪ |
331 | 00:14:31,246 | 00:14:33,915 | ♪ AND THEY TOSSED ME OUT THE DAY I ASKED FOR MORE ♪ | ♪ AND THEY TOSSED ME OUT THE DAY I ASKED FOR MORE ♪ |
332 | 00:14:33,915 | 00:14:34,833 | AW. | AW. |
333 | 00:14:34,833 | 00:14:36,293 | ♪ THEN YOUR DAD BROUGHT ME TO YOUR HOUSE ♪ | ♪ THEN YOUR DAD BROUGHT ME TO YOUR HOUSE ♪ |
334 | 00:14:36,293 | 00:14:37,836 | ♪ AND HE GAVE ME BREAD AND BEER ♪ | ♪ AND HE GAVE ME BREAD AND BEER ♪ |
335 | 00:14:37,836 | 00:14:40,547 | ♪ ALSO, EVERYTHING YOU LEFT HERE IN YOUR DRAWER ♪ | ♪ ALSO, EVERYTHING YOU LEFT HERE IN YOUR DRAWER ♪ |
336 | 00:14:40,547 | 00:14:41,590 | WAIT. WHAT? | WAIT. WHAT? |
337 | 00:14:41,590 | 00:14:43,258 | ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ | ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ |
338 | 00:14:43,258 | 00:14:44,926 | ♪ GAVE ME ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪ | ♪ GAVE ME ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪ |
339 | 00:14:44,926 | 00:14:48,054 | ♪ WITH HIS SWEET, LOVING CARE, HE WAS THERE ♪ | ♪ WITH HIS SWEET, LOVING CARE, HE WAS THERE ♪ |
340 | 00:14:48,054 | 00:14:49,973 | YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. | YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. |
341 | 00:14:51,767 | 00:14:53,477 | ♪ I WAS CARRIED OFF BY SLAVERS ♪ | ♪ I WAS CARRIED OFF BY SLAVERS ♪ |
342 | 00:14:53,477 | 00:14:55,228 | ♪ WHERE MY PARENTS DIED OF POX ♪ | ♪ WHERE MY PARENTS DIED OF POX ♪ |
343 | 00:14:55,228 | 00:14:57,939 | ♪ AND THEY SOLD ME TO BE RENDERED INTO GLUE ♪ | ♪ AND THEY SOLD ME TO BE RENDERED INTO GLUE ♪ |
344 | 00:14:57,939 | 00:14:59,023 | EW! | EW! |
345 | 00:14:59,023 | 00:15:00,358 | ♪ THEN YOUR DAD DID ME TWO FAVORS ♪ | ♪ THEN YOUR DAD DID ME TWO FAVORS ♪ |
346 | 00:15:00,358 | 00:15:02,068 | ♪ FIRST, HE CLEANED THEIR FREAKING CLOCKS ♪ | ♪ FIRST, HE CLEANED THEIR FREAKING CLOCKS ♪ |
347 | 00:15:02,068 | 00:15:04,655 | ♪ THEN HE GAVE ME ALL THE GEAR HE GAVE TO YOU ♪ | ♪ THEN HE GAVE ME ALL THE GEAR HE GAVE TO YOU ♪ |
348 | 00:15:04,655 | 00:15:06,072 | HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT! | HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT! |
349 | 00:15:06,072 | 00:15:07,198 | ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ | ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ |
350 | 00:15:07,198 | 00:15:08,908 | ♪ RANDOM BACK-FLIP IN THE AIR ♪ | ♪ RANDOM BACK-FLIP IN THE AIR ♪ |
351 | 00:15:08,908 | 00:15:09,743 | YAY! ♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪ | YAY! ♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪ |
352 | 00:15:10,661 | 00:15:11,870 | -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ | -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ |
353 | 00:15:11,870 | 00:15:13,037 | -♪ SUCH A GEM ♪ - ♪ SUCH A-- ♪ | -♪ SUCH A GEM ♪ - ♪ SUCH A-- ♪ |
354 | 00:15:13,037 | 00:15:13,955 | STOP! | STOP! |
355 | 00:15:13,955 | 00:15:15,248 | ♪ I WAS PRACTICALLY ABANDONED ♪ | ♪ I WAS PRACTICALLY ABANDONED ♪ |
356 | 00:15:15,248 | 00:15:16,625 | ♪ BY THAT SMUG AND SELFISH JERK ♪ | ♪ BY THAT SMUG AND SELFISH JERK ♪ |
357 | 00:15:16,625 | 00:15:18,960 | ♪ IT'S LIKE NOTHING THAT I DID WAS QUITE ENOUGH ♪ | ♪ IT'S LIKE NOTHING THAT I DID WAS QUITE ENOUGH ♪ |
358 | 00:15:18,960 | 00:15:20,086 | THAT'S ROUGH. | THAT'S ROUGH. |
359 | 00:15:20,086 | 00:15:21,421 | ♪ PLUS, HIS EGO'S OUT OF HAND ♪ | ♪ PLUS, HIS EGO'S OUT OF HAND ♪ |
360 | 00:15:21,421 | 00:15:23,381 | ♪ AND ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS WORK ♪ | ♪ AND ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS WORK ♪ |
361 | 00:15:23,381 | 00:15:25,967 | ♪ AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE YOU ALL MY STUFF ♪ | ♪ AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE YOU ALL MY STUFF ♪ |
362 | 00:15:25,967 | 00:15:27,051 | -WHAT?! -NO! | -WHAT?! -NO! |
363 | 00:15:27,051 | 00:15:28,720 | ♪ HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ | ♪ HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ |
364 | 00:15:28,720 | 00:15:30,347 | ♪ HE WAS-- ♪ ♪ NEVER, EVER THERE ♪ | ♪ HE WAS-- ♪ ♪ NEVER, EVER THERE ♪ |
365 | 00:15:30,347 | 00:15:31,890 | -♪ SWEET AND KIND ♪ -♪ AU CONTRAIRE ♪ | -♪ SWEET AND KIND ♪ -♪ AU CONTRAIRE ♪ |
366 | 00:15:31,890 | 00:15:34,225 | -♪ HE'S A SAINT ♪ -♪ NOT A PRAYER ♪ | -♪ HE'S A SAINT ♪ -♪ NOT A PRAYER ♪ |
367 | 00:15:34,225 | 00:15:35,477 | ♪ NASTY AND COLD-HEARTED ♪ | ♪ NASTY AND COLD-HEARTED ♪ |
368 | 00:15:35,477 | 00:15:37,103 | ♪ SUCH A PIG, DON'T GET ME STARTED ♪ | ♪ SUCH A PIG, DON'T GET ME STARTED ♪ |
369 | 00:15:37,103 | 00:15:39,063 | ♪ HE'S A SCHMUCK, HE'S A SCHMO ♪ | ♪ HE'S A SCHMUCK, HE'S A SCHMO ♪ |
370 | 00:15:39,063 | 00:15:40,732 | ♪ HE'S THE WORST, I SHOULD KNOW ♪ | ♪ HE'S THE WORST, I SHOULD KNOW ♪ |
371 | 00:15:40,732 | 00:15:43,861 | ♪ HE'S MY DAD, HE'S A CAD ♪ | ♪ HE'S MY DAD, HE'S A CAD ♪ |
372 | 00:15:43,861 | 00:15:46,196 | HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? | HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? |
373 | 00:15:53,578 | 00:15:55,789 | MAMA! DAD. | MAMA! DAD. |
374 | 00:15:55,789 | 00:15:57,081 | YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. | YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. |
375 | 00:15:57,081 | 00:15:59,083 | BECAUSE YOU THREW US IN THE DUNGEON. | BECAUSE YOU THREW US IN THE DUNGEON. |
376 | 00:15:59,083 | 00:16:01,169 | I KNOW. AND I'M SO SORRY. | I KNOW. AND I'M SO SORRY. |
377 | 00:16:01,169 | 00:16:02,796 | BUT IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS A SPELL. | BUT IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS A SPELL. |
378 | 00:16:02,796 | 00:16:04,464 | WE SLEPT IN AN INCH OF WATER. | WE SLEPT IN AN INCH OF WATER. |
379 | 00:16:04,464 | 00:16:06,966 | I HAVE MOLD IN THE CRACK OF MY TUCHUS. | I HAVE MOLD IN THE CRACK OF MY TUCHUS. |
380 | 00:16:06,966 | 00:16:08,510 | TODD, ENOUGH. | TODD, ENOUGH. |
381 | 00:16:08,510 | 00:16:12,013 | ISABELLA, WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. | ISABELLA, WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. |
382 | 00:16:12,013 | 00:16:15,350 | WE TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO BE SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T. | WE TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO BE SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T. |
383 | 00:16:15,350 | 00:16:17,143 | AND WE ARE SORRY. | AND WE ARE SORRY. |
384 | 00:16:17,143 | 00:16:19,229 | SORRY. | SORRY. |
385 | 00:16:19,229 | 00:16:21,439 | -OH, THANK YOU. -MY BABY. | -OH, THANK YOU. -MY BABY. |
386 | 00:16:21,439 | 00:16:24,234 | AND NOW IT'S OVER, FOREVER, | AND NOW IT'S OVER, FOREVER, |
387 | 00:16:24,234 | 00:16:26,110 | BECAUSE I AM SO DONE WITH BEING CONTROLLED | BECAUSE I AM SO DONE WITH BEING CONTROLLED |
388 | 00:16:26,110 | 00:16:28,613 | BY MY BROKEN HEART AND PRINCE HARRY. | BY MY BROKEN HEART AND PRINCE HARRY. |
389 | 00:16:28,613 | 00:16:31,157 | AND I'M READY TO BECOME MY OWN PERSON. | AND I'M READY TO BECOME MY OWN PERSON. |
390 | 00:16:31,157 | 00:16:32,784 | LET'S DO THIS. | LET'S DO THIS. |
391 | 00:16:34,077 | 00:16:36,580 | LET US BEGIN. | LET US BEGIN. |
392 | 00:16:36,580 | 00:16:39,958 | TYPICALLY, AND BY KINGDOM CHARTER, | TYPICALLY, AND BY KINGDOM CHARTER, |
393 | 00:16:39,958 | 00:16:42,335 | WHEN A PRINCESS BREAKS OFF HER ENGAGEMENT WITH THE PRINCE, | WHEN A PRINCESS BREAKS OFF HER ENGAGEMENT WITH THE PRINCE, |
394 | 00:16:42,335 | 00:16:44,504 | -IT REQUIRES ONE SIMPLE ACTION. -GREAT. | -IT REQUIRES ONE SIMPLE ACTION. -GREAT. |
395 | 00:16:44,504 | 00:16:47,257 | HE DEMANDS YOUR BRA. | HE DEMANDS YOUR BRA. |
396 | 00:16:47,257 | 00:16:48,800 | MY -- MY BRA? | MY -- MY BRA? |
397 | 00:16:48,800 | 00:16:50,969 | YOUR BRA-- TO SHOW TO MY FRIENDS. | YOUR BRA-- TO SHOW TO MY FRIENDS. |
398 | 00:16:50,969 | 00:16:52,846 | ABSOLUTELY NOT! | ABSOLUTELY NOT! |
399 | 00:16:52,846 | 00:16:54,222 | I AM A LIBERATED WOMAN. | I AM A LIBERATED WOMAN. |
400 | 00:16:54,222 | 00:16:55,432 | I AM A WARRIOR PRINCESS, | I AM A WARRIOR PRINCESS, |
401 | 00:16:55,432 | 00:16:58,309 | AND I WILL NOT BE GIVING AN 11-YEAR-OLD MY BRA. | AND I WILL NOT BE GIVING AN 11-YEAR-OLD MY BRA. |
402 | 00:16:58,309 | 00:17:00,395 | THEN DEATH IT IS. | THEN DEATH IT IS. |
403 | 00:17:00,395 | 00:17:02,230 | FINE. | FINE. |
404 | 00:17:02,230 | 00:17:03,607 | UNBELIEVABLE. | UNBELIEVABLE. |
405 | 00:17:03,607 | 00:17:05,400 | BUT I AM LOBBYING TO CHANGE THIS LAW. | BUT I AM LOBBYING TO CHANGE THIS LAW. |
406 | 00:17:05,400 | 00:17:06,568 | YES! | YES! |
407 | 00:17:13,700 | 00:17:14,743 | THIS IS ME. | THIS IS ME. |
408 | 00:17:14,743 | 00:17:15,994 | IT IS. | IT IS. |
409 | 00:17:17,245 | 00:17:20,331 | I STITCHED IT. IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE. | I STITCHED IT. IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE. |
410 | 00:17:20,331 | 00:17:21,833 | THERE'S YOU WHEN YOU WERE BORN. | THERE'S YOU WHEN YOU WERE BORN. |
411 | 00:17:23,752 | 00:17:27,171 | THAT'S YOU BEING FITTED FOR YOUR FIRST SUIT OF CHAIN MAIL. | THAT'S YOU BEING FITTED FOR YOUR FIRST SUIT OF CHAIN MAIL. |
412 | 00:17:27,171 | 00:17:29,507 | YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. THE BLACKSMITH WAS ALL HANDS. | YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. THE BLACKSMITH WAS ALL HANDS. |
413 | 00:17:29,507 | 00:17:31,092 | YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE. | YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE. |
414 | 00:17:31,092 | 00:17:33,177 | AND THAT'S YOU, WAITING FOR ME TO PLAY | AND THAT'S YOU, WAITING FOR ME TO PLAY |
415 | 00:17:33,177 | 00:17:34,972 | "THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND"... | "THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND"... |
416 | 00:17:34,972 | 00:17:36,974 | WHEN I FORGOT AND NEVER SHOWED. | WHEN I FORGOT AND NEVER SHOWED. |
417 | 00:17:38,391 | 00:17:39,684 | YOU'RE KIDDING. | YOU'RE KIDDING. |
418 | 00:17:39,684 | 00:17:41,269 | THAT'S THE DAY I WON THE M.V.K. | THAT'S THE DAY I WON THE M.V.K. |
419 | 00:17:41,269 | 00:17:42,980 | AT THE ST. JULIAN'S DAY MASSACRE. | AT THE ST. JULIAN'S DAY MASSACRE. |
420 | 00:17:42,980 | 00:17:44,564 | MOST VALUABLE KNIGHT. | MOST VALUABLE KNIGHT. |
421 | 00:17:45,565 | 00:17:48,359 | YOU RIPPED THOSE SERFS TO PIECES. | YOU RIPPED THOSE SERFS TO PIECES. |
422 | 00:17:48,359 | 00:17:50,654 | YOU COULDN'T KNOW HOW PROUD I WAS THAT DAY. | YOU COULDN'T KNOW HOW PROUD I WAS THAT DAY. |
423 | 00:17:52,071 | 00:17:53,991 | MOSTLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU. | MOSTLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU. |
424 | 00:17:53,991 | 00:17:56,618 | YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MY ADVENTURES THIS WHOLE TIME. | YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MY ADVENTURES THIS WHOLE TIME. |
425 | 00:17:58,787 | 00:18:00,705 | WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? | WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? |
426 | 00:18:00,705 | 00:18:04,668 | YOU KNOW US OLD-SCHOOL KNIGHTS. | YOU KNOW US OLD-SCHOOL KNIGHTS. |
427 | 00:18:04,668 | 00:18:08,129 | WE CAN REALLY ONLY EXPRESS OURSELVES THROUGH TAPESTRY. | WE CAN REALLY ONLY EXPRESS OURSELVES THROUGH TAPESTRY. |
428 | 00:18:11,132 | 00:18:12,634 | ♪ I WENT MUCKING ALL ABOUT ♪ | ♪ I WENT MUCKING ALL ABOUT ♪ |
429 | 00:18:12,634 | 00:18:16,179 | ♪ ON ENDLESS QUESTS AND EMPTY WARS ♪ | ♪ ON ENDLESS QUESTS AND EMPTY WARS ♪ |
430 | 00:18:16,179 | 00:18:20,224 | ♪ AND ADVENTURES IN A HUNDRED PORTS OF CALL ♪ | ♪ AND ADVENTURES IN A HUNDRED PORTS OF CALL ♪ |
431 | 00:18:20,224 | 00:18:23,311 | ♪ AND YET SOMEHOW I MISSED OUT ON ONE ADVENTURE ♪ | ♪ AND YET SOMEHOW I MISSED OUT ON ONE ADVENTURE ♪ |
432 | 00:18:23,311 | 00:18:26,356 | ♪ MINE AND YOURS ♪ | ♪ MINE AND YOURS ♪ |
433 | 00:18:26,356 | 00:18:29,609 | ♪ AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ONE OF ALL ♪ | ♪ AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ONE OF ALL ♪ |
434 | 00:18:31,569 | 00:18:33,738 | BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. | BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. |
435 | 00:18:36,366 | 00:18:39,870 | ♪ I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE ♪ | ♪ I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE ♪ |
436 | 00:18:39,870 | 00:18:42,789 | ♪ IN MY HEART, IN EVERY PRAYER ♪ | ♪ IN MY HEART, IN EVERY PRAYER ♪ |
437 | 00:18:42,789 | 00:18:45,124 | ♪ NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD ♪ | ♪ NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD ♪ |
438 | 00:18:45,124 | 00:18:48,503 | ♪ BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD ♪ | ♪ BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD ♪ |
439 | 00:18:48,503 | 00:18:51,589 | ♪ IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN FORGIVE ME ♪ | ♪ IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN FORGIVE ME ♪ |
440 | 00:18:52,716 | 00:18:55,218 | ♪ I'LL BE ♪ | ♪ I'LL BE ♪ |
441 | 00:18:56,553 | 00:18:57,929 | ♪ THERE ♪ | ♪ THERE ♪ |
442 | 00:19:03,643 | 00:19:06,312 | GO AND RESCUE YOUR PRINCESS, GALAVANT. | GO AND RESCUE YOUR PRINCESS, GALAVANT. |
443 | 00:19:06,312 | 00:19:07,939 | MARRY HER. | MARRY HER. |
444 | 00:19:09,440 | 00:19:13,070 | AND BE THE FATHER AND HUSBAND I NEVER WAS. | AND BE THE FATHER AND HUSBAND I NEVER WAS. |
445 | 00:19:16,406 | 00:19:17,741 | DAD? | DAD? |
446 | 00:19:19,576 | 00:19:21,160 | YOU WANT TO PLAY THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND? | YOU WANT TO PLAY THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND? |
447 | 00:19:22,871 | 00:19:24,081 | GRAB A HEAD. | GRAB A HEAD. |
448 | 00:19:33,840 | 00:19:36,175 | I'M SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY'S BEEN SUCH A BUST. | I'M SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY'S BEEN SUCH A BUST. |
449 | 00:19:37,928 | 00:19:39,804 | I REALLY TRIED TO GET SOMEONE TO HIT YOU. | I REALLY TRIED TO GET SOMEONE TO HIT YOU. |
450 | 00:19:40,722 | 00:19:42,557 | IT'S ALL RIGHT. | IT'S ALL RIGHT. |
451 | 00:19:42,557 | 00:19:45,143 | IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW YOU CARE. | IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW YOU CARE. |
452 | 00:19:45,143 | 00:19:47,478 | BUT I DO HAVE ONE LAST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE | BUT I DO HAVE ONE LAST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE |
453 | 00:19:47,478 | 00:19:49,022 | THAT UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVED. | THAT UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVED. |
454 | 00:19:50,356 | 00:19:52,025 | I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. | I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. |
455 | 00:19:53,151 | 00:19:56,279 | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN UNPROVOKED WAR | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN UNPROVOKED WAR |
456 | 00:19:56,279 | 00:19:57,948 | WITH THE KINGDOM OF HORTENSIA? | WITH THE KINGDOM OF HORTENSIA? |
457 | 00:19:59,657 | 00:20:01,076 | BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. | BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. |
458 | 00:20:05,246 | 00:20:06,831 | DINGDONG. | DINGDONG. |
459 | 00:20:14,672 | 00:20:16,091 | NICE THROW, SON. | NICE THROW, SON. |
460 | 00:20:16,091 | 00:20:17,258 | THANKS, DAD. | THANKS, DAD. |
461 | 00:20:17,258 | 00:20:19,094 | THIS CABBAGE IS SPENT. | THIS CABBAGE IS SPENT. |
462 | 00:20:19,094 | 00:20:21,512 | I'LL GRAB ANOTHER. | I'LL GRAB ANOTHER. |
463 | 00:20:21,512 | 00:20:23,056 | STOP! FINISH HIM! | STOP! FINISH HIM! |
464 | 00:20:23,056 | 00:20:25,391 | -GET THE KING! -CHEATERS! CH-- | -GET THE KING! -CHEATERS! CH-- |
465 | 00:20:29,020 | 00:20:30,229 | OW! GALAVANT! | OW! GALAVANT! |
466 | 00:20:31,689 | 00:20:33,608 | SID! YOU ESCAPED! | SID! YOU ESCAPED! |
467 | 00:20:37,737 | 00:20:40,073 | ALL RIGHT, OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S CLOSE. | ALL RIGHT, OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S CLOSE. |
468 | 00:20:40,073 | 00:20:41,324 | TOO CLOSE. OKAY. | TOO CLOSE. OKAY. |
469 | 00:20:41,324 | 00:20:43,118 | OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR. | OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR. |
470 | 00:20:43,118 | 00:20:45,162 | I HAVE NEWS. | I HAVE NEWS. |
471 | 00:20:45,162 | 00:20:47,914 | PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN IN HORTENSIA. | PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN IN HORTENSIA. |
472 | 00:20:47,914 | 00:20:51,168 | I KNOW. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN. | I KNOW. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN. |
473 | 00:20:51,168 | 00:20:52,961 | I'M GONNA RAISE AN ARMY TO RESCUE HER. | I'M GONNA RAISE AN ARMY TO RESCUE HER. |
474 | 00:20:52,961 | 00:20:55,254 | THEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU'LL WANT. | THEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU'LL WANT. |
475 | 00:20:55,254 | 00:20:56,631 | LOOK OUT! | LOOK OUT! |
476 | 00:20:56,631 | 00:20:58,424 | WILD MONKEYS! | WILD MONKEYS! |
477 | 00:20:58,424 | 00:20:59,509 | YOUR SWORD! | YOUR SWORD! |
478 | 00:20:59,509 | 00:21:00,677 | RAAR! | RAAR! |
479 | 00:21:01,845 | 00:21:03,888 | RICHARD, THEY'RE CHILDREN! | RICHARD, THEY'RE CHILDREN! |
480 | 00:21:05,431 | 00:21:07,100 | GALAVANT, LOOK OUT! | GALAVANT, LOOK OUT! |
481 | 00:21:14,607 | 00:21:16,860 | NO-O-O! | NO-O-O! |
482 | 00:21:19,237 | 00:21:21,156 | OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE? | OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE? |
483 | 00:21:22,699 | 00:21:23,950 | I'VE HAD WORSE. | I'VE HAD WORSE. |
484 | 00:21:25,409 | 00:21:27,411 | MM, MAYBE NOT. | MM, MAYBE NOT. |
485 | 00:21:29,580 | 00:21:31,749 | GABBY, NO! | GABBY, NO! |