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1 00:00:12,722 00:00:14,056 'SUP? 'SUP?
2 00:00:14,056 00:00:16,350 HEY. AREN'T YOU THAT GUY FROM THE POSTER? HEY. AREN'T YOU THAT GUY FROM THE POSTER?
3 00:00:16,350 00:00:18,853 WHAT? N-NO. THAT'S M-- THAT'S MY COUSIN. WHAT? N-NO. THAT'S M-- THAT'S MY COUSIN.
4 00:00:18,853 00:00:20,271 WE GOT DIFFERENT CHEEKBONES. WE GOT DIFFERENT CHEEKBONES.
5 00:00:20,271 00:00:21,814 HIS ARE BETTER, THE LUCKY BASTARD. HIS ARE BETTER, THE LUCKY BASTARD.
6 00:00:21,814 00:00:23,775 WELL, I THINK IT'S YOU. I'M GETTING THAT REWARD! WELL, I THINK IT'S YOU. I'M GETTING THAT REWARD!
7 00:00:23,775 00:00:25,109 HOLD ON, HOLD ON! HOLD ON, HOLD ON!
8 00:00:25,109 00:00:26,903 IF YOU HAND ME OVER, THEY'LL KILL ME. IF YOU HAND ME OVER, THEY'LL KILL ME.
9 00:00:26,903 00:00:28,905 DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE
10 00:00:28,905 00:00:30,740 FOR SIX LOUSY GOLD PIECES? FOR SIX LOUSY GOLD PIECES?
11 00:00:30,740 00:00:32,533 WHAT COULD YOU EVEN BUY WITH THAT? WHAT COULD YOU EVEN BUY WITH THAT?
12 00:00:32,533 00:00:33,451 A FARM! A FARM!
13 00:00:33,451 00:00:35,703 I COULD GET A NEW WIFE. I HATE THE OLD ONE! I COULD GET A NEW WIFE. I HATE THE OLD ONE!
14 00:00:35,703 00:00:37,914 I'M CHANGING MINE. I WANT A NEW WIFE, TOO! I'M CHANGING MINE. I WANT A NEW WIFE, TOO!
15 00:00:37,914 00:00:39,081 WAIT! PLEASE! WAIT! PLEASE!
16 00:00:39,081 00:00:40,959 EVEN IF YOU DELIVER ME TO THE KING AND QUEEN, EVEN IF YOU DELIVER ME TO THE KING AND QUEEN,
17 00:00:40,959 00:00:42,418 THEY'LL NEVER PAY! THEY'LL NEVER PAY!
18 00:00:42,418 00:00:45,045 LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THIS ONCE PROUD KINGDOM. LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO THIS ONCE PROUD KINGDOM.
19 00:00:45,045 00:00:48,299 THEY PLUNDERED AND DESTROYED IT AND RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES! THEY PLUNDERED AND DESTROYED IT AND RUINED ALL OF OUR LIVES!
20 00:00:48,299 00:00:50,259 I MEAN, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN THAT THOSE JERKS I MEAN, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN THAT THOSE JERKS
21 00:00:50,259 00:00:52,637 GET TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE AND FEAST ON LAMB GET TO LIVE IN THE CASTLE AND FEAST ON LAMB
22 00:00:52,637 00:00:55,932 WHILE THE REST OF US WALLOW IN THE MUCK AND STARVE?! WHILE THE REST OF US WALLOW IN THE MUCK AND STARVE?!
23 00:00:55,932 00:00:57,308 WHERE IS IT WRITTEN? WHERE IS IT WRITTEN?
24 00:00:57,308 00:00:58,476 THE KINGDOM CHARTER. THE KINGDOM CHARTER.
25 00:00:58,476 00:00:59,811 FORGET WHERE IT'S WRITTEN. FORGET WHERE IT'S WRITTEN.
26 00:01:00,728 00:01:03,773 I SAY WE STORM THE CASTLE I SAY WE STORM THE CASTLE
27 00:01:03,773 00:01:06,150 AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS. AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS.
28 00:01:06,150 00:01:07,944 WHO'S WITH ME?! WHO'S WITH ME?!
29 00:01:09,695 00:01:12,323 ♪ WE WILL MARCH, AND WE'LL FIGHT ♪ ♪ WE WILL MARCH, AND WE'LL FIGHT ♪
30 00:01:12,323 00:01:15,200 ♪ FOR THE CAUSE OF GOOD AND RIGHT ♪ ♪ FOR THE CAUSE OF GOOD AND RIGHT ♪
31 00:01:15,200 00:01:18,078 ♪ THOUGH THE ODDS OF US SURVIVING ♪ ♪ THOUGH THE ODDS OF US SURVIVING ♪
32 00:01:18,078 00:01:20,665 ♪ ARE RIDICULOUSLY SLIGHT ♪ ♪ ARE RIDICULOUSLY SLIGHT ♪
33 00:01:20,665 00:01:23,208 ♪ AND WE'LL STAND PROUD AND TALL ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL STAND PROUD AND TALL ♪
34 00:01:23,208 00:01:25,628 ♪ TILL THEY COME TO KILL US ALL ♪ ♪ TILL THEY COME TO KILL US ALL ♪
35 00:01:25,628 00:01:29,214 ♪ THEN WE'LL BEG AND PLEAD AND SOIL OURSELVES ♪ ♪ THEN WE'LL BEG AND PLEAD AND SOIL OURSELVES ♪
36 00:01:29,214 00:01:31,300 ♪ AS, ONE BY ONE, WE FALL ♪ ♪ AS, ONE BY ONE, WE FALL ♪
37 00:01:31,300 00:01:34,136 ♪ SOME THEY'LL SLASH, SOME THEY'LL HACK ♪ ♪ SOME THEY'LL SLASH, SOME THEY'LL HACK ♪
38 00:01:34,136 00:01:36,848 ♪ SOME THEY'LL BLUDGEON BLUE AND BLACK ♪ ♪ SOME THEY'LL BLUDGEON BLUE AND BLACK ♪
39 00:01:36,848 00:01:39,684 ♪ SOME THEY'LL GUT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ♪ ♪ SOME THEY'LL GUT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM ♪
40 00:01:39,684 00:01:42,186 ♪ SOME THEY'LL MANGLE FRONT TO BACK ♪ ♪ SOME THEY'LL MANGLE FRONT TO BACK ♪
41 00:01:42,186 00:01:45,023 ♪ AND WE'LL ALL REALIZE ♪ ♪ AND WE'LL ALL REALIZE ♪
42 00:01:45,023 00:01:47,775 ♪ AS THEY'RE GOUGING OUT OUR EYES ♪ ♪ AS THEY'RE GOUGING OUT OUR EYES ♪
43 00:01:47,775 00:01:50,569 ♪ THAT TOMORROW WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ ♪ THAT TOMORROW WE'LL REGRET IT ♪
44 00:01:50,569 00:01:53,990 ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪
45 00:01:56,241 00:02:01,497 ♪ AND OUR CORPSES WILL ROT ON THE PLAIN ♪ ♪ AND OUR CORPSES WILL ROT ON THE PLAIN ♪
46 00:02:01,497 00:02:07,003 ♪ LEAVING ONLY A GROSS, BLOODY STAIN ♪ ♪ LEAVING ONLY A GROSS, BLOODY STAIN ♪
47 00:02:07,003 00:02:09,797 ♪ THEN THE WORLD, IT WILL SEE ♪ ♪ THEN THE WORLD, IT WILL SEE ♪
48 00:02:09,797 00:02:12,341 ♪ AS WILL ALL OF HISTORY ♪ ♪ AS WILL ALL OF HISTORY ♪
49 00:02:12,341 00:02:15,177 ♪ WE HAD TRUTH ON OUR SIDE ♪ ♪ WE HAD TRUTH ON OUR SIDE ♪
50 00:02:15,177 00:02:17,889 ♪ BUT WE STILL DIED IN VAIN ♪ ♪ BUT WE STILL DIED IN VAIN ♪
51 00:02:17,889 00:02:20,432 ♪ AND THE BRAVE, LUCKY FEW ♪ ♪ AND THE BRAVE, LUCKY FEW ♪
52 00:02:20,432 00:02:22,935 ♪ WHO WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT THROUGH ♪ ♪ WHO WILL SOMEHOW MAKE IT THROUGH ♪
53 00:02:22,935 00:02:25,145 ♪ SCARRED FOR LIFE AND MISSING LIMBS ♪ ♪ SCARRED FOR LIFE AND MISSING LIMBS ♪
54 00:02:25,145 00:02:28,440 ♪ AND NEEDING HELP TO PEE AND POO ♪ ♪ AND NEEDING HELP TO PEE AND POO ♪
55 00:02:28,440 00:02:31,110 ♪ THEY CAN STAND 'NEATH THESE SKIES ♪ ♪ THEY CAN STAND 'NEATH THESE SKIES ♪
56 00:02:31,110 00:02:33,696 ♪ BEGGING CHANGE FROM PASSERBYS ♪ ♪ BEGGING CHANGE FROM PASSERBYS ♪
57 00:02:33,696 00:02:36,448 ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? YEP, YOU SAID IT ♪ ♪ IS IT HOPELESS? YEP, YOU SAID IT ♪
58 00:02:36,448 00:02:39,493 ♪ WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT ♪ ♪ WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET IT ♪
59 00:02:39,493 00:02:41,871 ♪ TOMORROW, WE'LL REGRET IT ♪ ♪ TOMORROW, WE'LL REGRET IT ♪
60 00:02:41,871 00:02:44,456 ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪ ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RISE ♪
61 00:02:44,456 00:02:47,292 ♪ OH, MY GOD, WILL WE REGRET IT ♪ ♪ OH, MY GOD, WILL WE REGRET IT ♪
62 00:02:47,292 00:02:52,006 ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RI-I-I-I-SE ♪ ♪ BUT TODAY, WE RI-I-I-I-SE ♪
63 00:02:56,176 00:02:58,054 NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU?! NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU?!
64 00:02:58,054 00:03:01,057 WE'RE GONNA TEAR THIS CASTLE DOWN! WE'RE GONNA TEAR THIS CASTLE DOWN!
65 00:03:01,057 00:03:02,975 RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! RIGHT, EVERYBODY?!
66 00:03:02,975 00:03:05,269 I SAID, RIGHT, EVERYBODY?! I SAID, RIGHT, EVERYBODY?!
67 00:03:08,606 00:03:11,483 TELL ME, WHY DO MUSICALS ALWAYS GET ME SO WORKED UP? TELL ME, WHY DO MUSICALS ALWAYS GET ME SO WORKED UP?
68 00:03:22,036 00:03:24,580 IT STOPPED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE. IT STOPPED. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE.
69 00:03:24,580 00:03:25,998 OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY.
70 00:03:25,998 00:03:27,499 LET'S JUST TRY GIVING IT A KICK. LET'S JUST TRY GIVING IT A KICK.
71 00:03:27,499 00:03:29,251 IT WORKED BEFORE. IT WORKED BEFORE.
72 00:03:29,251 00:03:31,003 ONE, TWO, THREE... ONE, TWO, THREE...
73 00:03:31,003 00:03:32,671 -KICK. -KICK.
74 00:03:32,671 00:03:33,631 -GREAT. -GREAT.
75 00:03:33,631 00:03:35,215 IT'S USELESS. IT'S USELESS.
76 00:03:37,551 00:03:40,179 HOW COULD THINGS HAVE GONE SO BAD SO QUICKLY? HOW COULD THINGS HAVE GONE SO BAD SO QUICKLY?
77 00:03:40,179 00:03:42,222 THOSE STUPID BATS ATE ALL OUR FOOD. THOSE STUPID BATS ATE ALL OUR FOOD.
78 00:03:42,222 00:03:43,724 WE ALL GOT THE SAME COLD. WE ALL GOT THE SAME COLD.
79 00:03:43,724 00:03:45,810 -WORST OF ALL-- -PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN. -WORST OF ALL-- -PLEASE DON'T SAY IT AGAIN.
80 00:03:45,810 00:03:47,728 -WE HAD TO EAT THAT FAMILY OF HOBBITS. UGH. -WE HAD TO EAT THAT FAMILY OF HOBBITS. UGH.
81 00:03:47,728 00:03:49,147 WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO
82 00:03:49,147 00:03:51,231 IF YOU'D LET US EAT YOUR STUPID IGUANA. IF YOU'D LET US EAT YOUR STUPID IGUANA.
83 00:03:51,231 00:03:54,902 TAD COOPER IS A DRAGON, AND WE ARE NOT EATING A DRAGON. TAD COOPER IS A DRAGON, AND WE ARE NOT EATING A DRAGON.
84 00:03:54,902 00:03:58,530 HE'S A LIZARD. A VERY SUMPTUOUS, MEATY LIZARD. HE'S A LIZARD. A VERY SUMPTUOUS, MEATY LIZARD.
85 00:03:58,530 00:04:01,241 RICHARD, LOOK, I'M SORRY WE HAD TO EAT HOBBITS. RICHARD, LOOK, I'M SORRY WE HAD TO EAT HOBBITS.
86 00:04:01,241 00:04:03,327 I'M SORRY WE'LL SOON HAVE TO EAT YOUR IGUA-- I'M SORRY WE'LL SOON HAVE TO EAT YOUR IGUA--
87 00:04:03,327 00:04:04,954 -DRAGON. -DRAGON.
88 00:04:04,954 00:04:07,165 BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. WE'RE STARVING. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. WE'RE STARVING.
89 00:04:08,373 00:04:10,584 HOLD ON A MINUTE. HOLD ON A MINUTE.
90 00:04:10,584 00:04:13,504 "ENTERING THE PROPERTY OF SIR ARNOLD GALAVANT." "ENTERING THE PROPERTY OF SIR ARNOLD GALAVANT."
91 00:04:14,755 00:04:15,756 HUH. HUH.
92 00:04:15,756 00:04:17,967 IS HE ANY RELATION OF YOURS? IS HE ANY RELATION OF YOURS?
93 00:04:17,967 00:04:19,718 UH...NO. UH...NO.
94 00:04:24,598 00:04:25,641 MAYBE. MAYBE.
95 00:04:27,392 00:04:28,978 OKAY, FINE. YES, HE'S MY DAD. OKAY, FINE. YES, HE'S MY DAD.
96 00:04:28,978 00:04:30,688 LOOK, I KNEW HE LIVED AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. LOOK, I KNEW HE LIVED AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
97 00:04:30,688 00:04:33,482 -I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. -YOU KNEW? WE ATE HOBBITS. -I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. -YOU KNEW? WE ATE HOBBITS.
98 00:04:33,482 00:04:34,650 OH, FORGET ABOUT THEM. OH, FORGET ABOUT THEM.
99 00:04:34,650 00:04:36,777 I SMELL BACKSTORY, AND I LOVE BACKSTORY. I SMELL BACKSTORY, AND I LOVE BACKSTORY.
100 00:04:36,777 00:04:38,529 HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
101 00:04:38,529 00:04:39,655 CAN WE JUST MOVE ON? CAN WE JUST MOVE ON?
102 00:04:39,655 00:04:41,281 I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WARM BED AND A NICE MEAL I'M SURE WE COULD FIND A WARM BED AND A NICE MEAL
103 00:04:41,281 00:04:43,201 IN LITERALLY ANY OTHER DIRECTION. IN LITERALLY ANY OTHER DIRECTION.
104 00:04:49,957 00:04:52,710 OH, FIDDLESTICKS. OH, FIDDLESTICKS.
105 00:04:52,710 00:04:55,504 AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY
106 00:04:55,504 00:04:58,340 I'VE THROWN FOR GARETH SINCE HE BECAME KING. I'VE THROWN FOR GARETH SINCE HE BECAME KING.
107 00:04:58,340 00:05:00,092 IF YOU RUIN THE SURPRISE, IF YOU RUIN THE SURPRISE,
108 00:05:00,092 00:05:03,262 I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH A DULL KNIFE. I'LL CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT WITH A DULL KNIFE.
109 00:05:03,262 00:05:06,640 THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK, AND I CHERISH YOU ONE AND ALL. THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK, AND I CHERISH YOU ONE AND ALL.
110 00:05:06,640 00:05:09,143 -HE'S COMING! -OH! PLACES, EVERYONE! -HE'S COMING! -OH! PLACES, EVERYONE!
111 00:05:15,482 00:05:17,568 SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
112 00:05:20,029 00:05:21,697 GARETH! WAIT! GARETH! WAIT!
113 00:05:21,697 00:05:24,033 IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU, YOU KOOK. IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOU, YOU KOOK.
114 00:05:24,033 00:05:25,993 OH. OH.
115 00:05:25,993 00:05:27,995 COME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GIFTS. COME TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GIFTS.
116 00:05:27,995 00:05:29,413 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THEM.
117 00:05:32,416 00:05:33,625 THIS IS A BIT FANCY. THIS IS A BIT FANCY.
118 00:05:33,625 00:05:35,669 -IT'S A CRYSTAL NUT BOWL. -YEAH. -IT'S A CRYSTAL NUT BOWL. -YEAH.
119 00:05:37,004 00:05:38,380 IT'LL NEVER FIT. IT'LL NEVER FIT.
120 00:05:38,380 00:05:40,632 NO, FOR DINNER PARTIES. NO, FOR DINNER PARTIES.
121 00:05:40,632 00:05:42,927 -MM. -MM.
122 00:05:42,927 00:05:44,344 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
123 00:05:44,344 00:05:45,804 IT'S NOT THAT. IT'S NOT THAT.
124 00:05:45,804 00:05:47,181 IT'S JUST THAT... IT'S JUST THAT...
125 00:05:47,181 00:05:49,808 ALL THIS HOITY-TOITY KING STUFF... ALL THIS HOITY-TOITY KING STUFF...
126 00:05:50,976 00:05:52,770 ...IT'S JUST NOT ME. ...IT'S JUST NOT ME.
127 00:05:53,854 00:05:55,480 OH. OKAY. OH. OKAY.
128 00:05:56,398 00:05:59,610 SO, WHAT IS YOU, GARETH? SO, WHAT IS YOU, GARETH?
129 00:05:59,610 00:06:01,904 I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,
130 00:06:01,904 00:06:03,197 WHAT WOULD IT BE? WHAT WOULD IT BE?
131 00:06:04,073 00:06:05,116 A SCAR. A SCAR.
132 00:06:06,033 00:06:07,993 EVERY YEAR, ON MY BIRTHDAY, EVERY YEAR, ON MY BIRTHDAY,
133 00:06:07,993 00:06:11,080 WE USED TO GO DOWN THE PUB AND GET IN A GOOD OLD SCRAP. WE USED TO GO DOWN THE PUB AND GET IN A GOOD OLD SCRAP.
134 00:06:11,080 00:06:12,748 WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD, WHEN I WAS NINE YEARS OLD,
135 00:06:12,748 00:06:15,000 I WENT TO THE PUB AND GOT THIS ONE. I WENT TO THE PUB AND GOT THIS ONE.
136 00:06:15,000 00:06:17,836 GREATEST GIFT A KID COULD EVER WANT. GREATEST GIFT A KID COULD EVER WANT.
137 00:06:17,836 00:06:19,964 THIS ONE, I WAS 14. THIS ONE, I WAS 14.
138 00:06:19,964 00:06:22,883 I LEFT A MAN BLEEDING TO DEATH IN THE SAWDUST. I LEFT A MAN BLEEDING TO DEATH IN THE SAWDUST.
139 00:06:22,883 00:06:25,719 HE WANTED ME TO FINISH HIM OFF, BUT I WOULDN'T. HE WANTED ME TO FINISH HIM OFF, BUT I WOULDN'T.
140 00:06:29,056 00:06:30,724 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
141 00:06:30,724 00:06:34,103 I'M TAKING YOU TO THE SLEAZIEST TAVERN IN VALENCIA... I'M TAKING YOU TO THE SLEAZIEST TAVERN IN VALENCIA...
142 00:06:34,103 00:06:37,731 TO GET YOU A NEW BIRTHDAY SCAR. TO GET YOU A NEW BIRTHDAY SCAR.
143 00:06:39,150 00:06:40,400 REALLY? REALLY?
144 00:06:48,075 00:06:49,534 WHERE'S WORMWOOD? WHERE'S WORMWOOD?
145 00:06:50,744 00:06:53,372 MY PLAN IS ALMOST READY, BARRY. MY PLAN IS ALMOST READY, BARRY.
146 00:06:53,372 00:06:55,958 -YOUR WEDDING PLAN? -YES, AND MY EVIL PLAN. -YOUR WEDDING PLAN? -YES, AND MY EVIL PLAN.
147 00:06:55,958 00:06:58,836 -I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLOT. -OH, FOR-- -I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLOT. -OH, FOR--
148 00:06:58,836 00:07:01,546 ACTUALLY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M LOSING TRACK MYSELF. ACTUALLY, IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'M LOSING TRACK MYSELF.
149 00:07:04,049 00:07:07,011 MR. WORMWOOD, WE NEED TO TALK. MR. WORMWOOD, WE NEED TO TALK.
150 00:07:09,138 00:07:11,807 MY LADY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. MY LADY, THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION.
151 00:07:11,807 00:07:13,600 YOU WERE USING IT TO CONTROL MY MIND YOU WERE USING IT TO CONTROL MY MIND
152 00:07:13,600 00:07:17,104 AND TAKE OVER OUR KINGDOM AS PART OF SOME NEFARIOUS SCHEME. AND TAKE OVER OUR KINGDOM AS PART OF SOME NEFARIOUS SCHEME.
153 00:07:17,104 00:07:19,023 OKAY, YES, THAT IS THE EXPLANATION. OKAY, YES, THAT IS THE EXPLANATION.
154 00:07:19,023 00:07:20,691 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T HAVE MY GUARDS
155 00:07:20,691 00:07:22,067 STRIKE YOU DOWN JUST FOR THAT. STRIKE YOU DOWN JUST FOR THAT.
156 00:07:23,819 00:07:27,823 OH, PRINCESS, I'M A MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS, YES. OH, PRINCESS, I'M A MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS, YES.
157 00:07:27,823 00:07:29,992 AND THE ONLY THING TO KILL ME IS THE SWORD AND THE ONLY THING TO KILL ME IS THE SWORD
158 00:07:29,992 00:07:32,828 WIELDED BY THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL. WIELDED BY THE ONE TRUE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL.
159 00:07:32,828 00:07:35,206 AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THAT IS. AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THAT IS.
160 00:07:36,915 00:07:38,000 DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
161 00:07:38,959 00:07:41,086 THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO.
162 00:07:41,086 00:07:43,922 I CAN STILL HAVE THEM CHOP OFF YOUR ARMS. I CAN STILL HAVE THEM CHOP OFF YOUR ARMS.
163 00:07:43,922 00:07:45,007 HA! HA!
164 00:07:45,007 00:07:46,508 -OH. -OH.
165 00:07:46,508 00:07:48,052 CAN YOU? CAN SHE? CAN YOU? CAN SHE?
166 00:07:48,052 00:07:49,594 YES. HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. YES. HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
167 00:07:49,594 00:07:53,349 BEGONE, CHESTER WORMWOOD. BEGONE, CHESTER WORMWOOD.
168 00:07:53,349 00:07:56,643 YOU ARE BANISHED FROM HORTENSIA. YOU ARE BANISHED FROM HORTENSIA.
169 00:07:56,643 00:07:57,978 FINE. FINE.
170 00:07:57,978 00:07:59,355 YOU WIN. FOR NOW. YOU WIN. FOR NOW.
171 00:08:00,939 00:08:02,358 BUT MARK MY WORDS, BUT MARK MY WORDS,
172 00:08:02,358 00:08:05,361 I WILL RETURN TO TAKE THIS KINGDOM BY FORCE, I WILL RETURN TO TAKE THIS KINGDOM BY FORCE,
173 00:08:05,361 00:08:08,406 AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DECORATE MY HIGHEST TOWER AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DECORATE MY HIGHEST TOWER
174 00:08:08,406 00:08:10,532 WITH YOUR HEADS! WITH YOUR HEADS!
175 00:08:10,532 00:08:12,034 OH, BUT DON'T FORGET, OH, BUT DON'T FORGET,
176 00:08:12,034 00:08:13,369 THE WEDDING IS FAST APPROACHING, THE WEDDING IS FAST APPROACHING,
177 00:08:13,369 00:08:16,080 SO HAVE THE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS ENGRAVED WITH THEIR INITIALS. SO HAVE THE GROOMSMEN'S GIFTS ENGRAVED WITH THEIR INITIALS.
178 00:08:16,080 00:08:18,123 IT'S A CLASSY MOVE. IT'S A CLASSY MOVE.
179 00:08:18,123 00:08:22,502 BUT YOU WILL DIE, I SWEAR. BUT YOU WILL DIE, I SWEAR.
180 00:08:22,502 00:08:24,588 OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITERS ON THE DAY. OH, AND DON'T FORGET TO TIP THE WAITERS ON THE DAY.
181 00:08:24,588 00:08:26,465 OH, THEY WORK SO HARD. OH, THEY WORK SO HARD.
182 00:08:27,716 00:08:29,593 ROT IN HELL, SWINE! ROT IN HELL, SWINE!
183 00:08:33,264 00:08:34,306 BARRY. BARRY.
184 00:08:34,306 00:08:36,141 WE'RE HERE. NOW, LOOK... WE'RE HERE. NOW, LOOK...
185 00:08:36,141 00:08:38,727 ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER FACE STARVATION? ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER FACE STARVATION?
186 00:08:38,727 00:08:39,853 I WOULD. I WOULD.
187 00:08:39,853 00:08:41,563 YOU KNOW, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. YOU KNOW, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.
188 00:08:41,563 00:08:43,607 MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY. MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY.
189 00:08:43,607 00:08:45,484 I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE HIM AGAIN. I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
190 00:08:45,484 00:08:47,152 -SO HUNGRY. -YEAH. -SO HUNGRY. -YEAH.
191 00:08:47,152 00:08:50,239 WELL, YOUR DAD PROBABLY WASN'T A SERIAL PHILANDERER WELL, YOUR DAD PROBABLY WASN'T A SERIAL PHILANDERER
192 00:08:50,239 00:08:52,450 WHO WAS NEVER AROUND AND LEFT YOUR MUM. WHO WAS NEVER AROUND AND LEFT YOUR MUM.
193 00:08:52,450 00:08:53,617 THAT IS SO SAD. THAT IS SO SAD.
194 00:08:53,617 00:08:55,119 NOT AS SAD AS HAVING A DEAD DAD, RIGHT? NOT AS SAD AS HAVING A DEAD DAD, RIGHT?
195 00:08:55,119 00:08:56,828 -I MEAN, MY STORY'S SADDER. -MM. -I MEAN, MY STORY'S SADDER. -MM.
196 00:08:56,828 00:08:59,498 AND JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT I'M ON A QUEST FOR LOVE. AND JUST WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT I'M ON A QUEST FOR LOVE.
197 00:08:59,498 00:09:01,292 OH! HE'S GONNA MAKE SUCH FUN OF IT. OH! HE'S GONNA MAKE SUCH FUN OF IT.
198 00:09:01,292 00:09:02,876 WELL, IF HE CRITICIZES YOU OVER DINNER, WELL, IF HE CRITICIZES YOU OVER DINNER,
199 00:09:02,876 00:09:04,836 I'M FINE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IF DINNER IS STEAK. I'M FINE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IF DINNER IS STEAK.
200 00:09:04,836 00:09:06,130 HEAR, HEAR. HEAR, HEAR.
201 00:09:06,130 00:09:10,008 OKAY. WELL, BE PREPARED TO MEET AN ICE-COLD, LOVELESS MONSTER. OKAY. WELL, BE PREPARED TO MEET AN ICE-COLD, LOVELESS MONSTER.
202 00:09:11,135 00:09:13,262 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
203 00:09:13,262 00:09:16,348 AH, GREETINGS, SON! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! AH, GREETINGS, SON! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!
204 00:09:16,348 00:09:17,516 COME IN. COME IN.
205 00:09:17,516 00:09:19,268 OH, YEAH. HE SEEMS TERRIBLE. OH, YEAH. HE SEEMS TERRIBLE.
206 00:09:19,268 00:09:21,770 BOYS, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY. BOYS, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY.
207 00:09:21,770 00:09:23,481 WELCOME, WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME.
208 00:09:27,692 00:09:29,945 I WILL BE DAMNED. I WILL BE DAMNED.
209 00:09:29,945 00:09:32,697 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE MY OLDEST SON I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE MY OLDEST SON
210 00:09:32,697 00:09:34,199 WITH SUCH A BUSHY BEARD. WITH SUCH A BUSHY BEARD.
211 00:09:34,199 00:09:36,785 IT'S NOT BUSHY. IT'S CORRECT FOR THE PERIOD. IT'S NOT BUSHY. IT'S CORRECT FOR THE PERIOD.
212 00:09:36,785 00:09:39,371 AND IT SUITS YOU. COME, COME, COME. AND IT SUITS YOU. COME, COME, COME.
213 00:09:39,371 00:09:41,499 YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, SIR. YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME, SIR.
214 00:09:41,499 00:09:42,749 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
215 00:09:42,749 00:09:44,126 YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN. YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN.
216 00:09:44,126 00:09:45,877 YOUR WIFE MUST BE SO SORE. YOUR WIFE MUST BE SO SORE.
217 00:09:45,877 00:09:47,421 THEY'RE NOT MINE. THEY'RE NOT MINE.
218 00:09:47,421 00:09:50,674 I RUN A SWORDSMANSHIP SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK YOUTH. I RUN A SWORDSMANSHIP SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK YOUTH.
219 00:09:50,674 00:09:53,511 HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE I RETIRED FROM THE HEROICS GAME. HAVE BEEN EVER SINCE I RETIRED FROM THE HEROICS GAME.
220 00:09:54,886 00:09:56,347 HEY, BOYS! HEY, BOYS!
221 00:09:58,432 00:10:00,392 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
222 00:10:00,392 00:10:03,145 ONE AT A TIME. OH, PLEASE. ONE AT A TIME. OH, PLEASE.
223 00:10:12,404 00:10:14,239 KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
224 00:10:14,239 00:10:15,491 CROWN! CROWN!
225 00:10:17,159 00:10:20,204 SO, HOW DOES THIS WHOLE BAR-FIGHT THING WORK? SO, HOW DOES THIS WHOLE BAR-FIGHT THING WORK?
226 00:10:20,204 00:10:22,831 WELL, USUALLY, WE HAVE A PINT OR TWO. WELL, USUALLY, WE HAVE A PINT OR TWO.
227 00:10:22,831 00:10:24,500 AND THEN I CATCH SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME, AND THEN I CATCH SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME,
228 00:10:24,500 00:10:27,169 I INSULT HIS MOTHER, AND THEN AWAY WE GO. I INSULT HIS MOTHER, AND THEN AWAY WE GO.
229 00:10:27,169 00:10:29,087 OH, GOOD. LET'S START. OH, GOOD. LET'S START.
230 00:10:32,007 00:10:34,134 OH. WHAT ABOUT HIM? OH. WHAT ABOUT HIM?
231 00:10:34,134 00:10:36,428 HE GAVE YOU A MOMENTARY GLANCE. HE GAVE YOU A MOMENTARY GLANCE.
232 00:10:36,428 00:10:38,013 MM. DID HE? MM. DID HE?
233 00:10:39,431 00:10:41,141 OY! OY!
234 00:10:41,141 00:10:42,434 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
235 00:10:42,434 00:10:44,562 UH, NONE AT ALL, UH, YOUR HIGHNESS. UH, NONE AT ALL, UH, YOUR HIGHNESS.
236 00:10:44,562 00:10:45,937 WELL, YOU SHOULD. WELL, YOU SHOULD.
237 00:10:45,937 00:10:49,024 KING GARETH JUST CALLED YOUR MOTHER A TWO-BIT HUSSY. KING GARETH JUST CALLED YOUR MOTHER A TWO-BIT HUSSY.
238 00:10:49,024 00:10:50,734 OH, UH, RIGHT YOU ARE, MY KING! OH, UH, RIGHT YOU ARE, MY KING!
239 00:10:50,734 00:10:51,902 MY MOTHER IS A HUSSY. MY MOTHER IS A HUSSY.
240 00:10:51,902 00:10:53,987 IN FACT, SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUSSY IN THE LAND. IN FACT, SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUSSY IN THE LAND.
241 00:10:53,987 00:10:55,780 INDEED, I AM, YOUR GRACE! INDEED, I AM, YOUR GRACE!
242 00:10:55,780 00:10:58,867 MY MOTHER SELLS HERSELF, AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY. MY MOTHER SELLS HERSELF, AS WELL, YOUR MAJESTY.
243 00:10:58,867 00:10:59,910 MINE TOO! MINE TOO!
244 00:10:59,910 00:11:01,995 FILTHIEST WOMAN IN THE WHOLE RED-CANDLE DISTRICT. FILTHIEST WOMAN IN THE WHOLE RED-CANDLE DISTRICT.
245 00:11:01,995 00:11:03,038 MY FATHER'S A HUSSY! MY FATHER'S A HUSSY!
246 00:11:11,838 00:11:16,134 FOR GOD'S SAKE, BARRY, TRY AND KEEP UP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, BARRY, TRY AND KEEP UP!
247 00:11:16,134 00:11:18,345 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE?
248 00:11:18,345 00:11:21,723 BARRY, ARE YOU COMPLETELY ILLITERATE? BARRY, ARE YOU COMPLETELY ILLITERATE?
249 00:11:21,723 00:11:24,851 LOOK, WE'RE IN THE FOREST OF COINCIDENCE. LOOK, WE'RE IN THE FOREST OF COINCIDENCE.
250 00:11:24,851 00:11:27,687 GOD, I WISH WE HAD A CART RIGHT NOW. GOD, I WISH WE HAD A CART RIGHT NOW.
251 00:11:29,273 00:11:31,442 FREE CART! NO WAY. FREE CART! NO WAY.
252 00:11:31,442 00:11:33,193 FINALLY, A STROKE OF LUCK. FINALLY, A STROKE OF LUCK.
253 00:11:34,486 00:11:36,988 AH, HEY, YOU THERE. LITTLE CHAP. AH, HEY, YOU THERE. LITTLE CHAP.
254 00:11:36,988 00:11:38,407 WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM? WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?
255 00:11:38,407 00:11:41,826 VALENCIA. I'M ESCAPING, AND I COULDN'T BE MORE LOST. VALENCIA. I'M ESCAPING, AND I COULDN'T BE MORE LOST.
256 00:11:41,826 00:11:43,454 HOW VERY STRANGE. HOW VERY STRANGE.
257 00:11:43,454 00:11:45,539 WE'RE ESCAPING FROM HORTENSIA. WE'RE ESCAPING FROM HORTENSIA.
258 00:11:45,539 00:11:47,666 HEY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER. HEY, MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER.
259 00:11:47,666 00:11:49,334 THAT'D BE BRILLIANT. THAT'D BE BRILLIANT.
260 00:11:49,334 00:11:51,169 I'M TRYING TO PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE AS I CAN I'M TRYING TO PUT AS MUCH DISTANCE AS I CAN
261 00:11:51,169 00:11:53,589 BETWEEN MYSELF AND AN INSANE KING AND QUEEN. BETWEEN MYSELF AND AN INSANE KING AND QUEEN.
262 00:11:53,589 00:11:56,467 BELIEVE ME, WE GET THAT. UH-HUH. BELIEVE ME, WE GET THAT. UH-HUH.
263 00:11:56,467 00:11:59,010 WE'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT BY PRINCESS ISABELLA. WE'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT BY PRINCESS ISABELLA.
264 00:11:59,010 00:12:00,345 -PRINCESS ISABELLA? -YEAH. -PRINCESS ISABELLA? -YEAH.
265 00:12:00,345 00:12:01,846 SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I'M LOOKING FOR. SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I'M LOOKING FOR.
266 00:12:01,846 00:12:03,765 REALLY? HOW INCREDIBLE. REALLY? HOW INCREDIBLE.
267 00:12:03,765 00:12:06,101 I'M DESPERATE TO FIND HER AND HER TRUE LOVE, GALAVANT. I'M DESPERATE TO FIND HER AND HER TRUE LOVE, GALAVANT.
268 00:12:06,101 00:12:07,311 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
269 00:12:07,311 00:12:09,480 GALAVANT TOLD HER HE WISHED SHE WOULD DIE. GALAVANT TOLD HER HE WISHED SHE WOULD DIE.
270 00:12:09,480 00:12:11,773 IN A FART, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. IN A FART, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
271 00:12:11,773 00:12:13,984 GALAVANT NEVER MAKES FART JOKES. GALAVANT NEVER MAKES FART JOKES.
272 00:12:13,984 00:12:15,986 NO, IT MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING. NO, IT MUST BE A MISUNDERSTANDING.
273 00:12:15,986 00:12:18,196 I HAVE TO FIND HIM RIGHT AWAY. BUT HOW? I HAVE TO FIND HIM RIGHT AWAY. BUT HOW?
274 00:12:18,196 00:12:19,781 EXCUSE ME. DID YOU SAY "GALAVANT"? EXCUSE ME. DID YOU SAY "GALAVANT"?
275 00:12:19,781 00:12:21,408 OH, I HEAR HE'S STAYING AT HIS FATHER'S PLACE OH, I HEAR HE'S STAYING AT HIS FATHER'S PLACE
276 00:12:21,408 00:12:23,118 JUST A FIVE DAYS' WALK AWAY FROM HERE. JUST A FIVE DAYS' WALK AWAY FROM HERE.
277 00:12:23,118 00:12:25,454 OH. AND I JUST FOUND HIS SWORD. OH. AND I JUST FOUND HIS SWORD.
278 00:12:25,454 00:12:26,705 DO YOU WANT IT? DO YOU WANT IT?
279 00:12:26,705 00:12:27,872 HELL, YEAH. HELL, YEAH.
280 00:12:28,999 00:12:31,293 OH, WOW. THIS IS AMAZING. OH, WOW. THIS IS AMAZING.
281 00:12:31,293 00:12:33,962 IF ONLY I HAD A HORSE I COULD MAKE IT BY NIGHTFALL. IF ONLY I HAD A HORSE I COULD MAKE IT BY NIGHTFALL.
282 00:12:33,962 00:12:35,922 HORSE FOR SALE! HORSE FOR SALE!
283 00:12:35,922 00:12:37,466 HORSE FOR SALE! HORSE FOR SALE!
284 00:12:37,466 00:12:39,551 TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS' WALK IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON. TAKE YOU FIVE DAYS' WALK IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON.
285 00:12:39,551 00:12:41,512 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PERFECT. OH, MY GOD. THAT'S PERFECT.
286 00:12:42,387 00:12:43,597 BUT I HAVE NO MONEY. BUT I HAVE NO MONEY.
287 00:12:43,597 00:12:44,723 I DON'T NEED MONEY. I DON'T NEED MONEY.
288 00:12:44,723 00:12:47,184 WHAT I NEED IS A USED PAIR OF SIZE SEVEN SHOES. WHAT I NEED IS A USED PAIR OF SIZE SEVEN SHOES.
289 00:12:47,184 00:12:48,727 I'M A SIZE SEVEN. I'M A SIZE SEVEN.
290 00:12:48,727 00:12:50,061 AND I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR. AND I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR.
291 00:12:50,061 00:12:52,230 WHAT ARE THE ODDS?! LET'S DO THIS. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?! LET'S DO THIS.
292 00:12:53,815 00:12:54,858 YIPEE! YIPEE!
293 00:12:57,027 00:12:58,278 GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIENDS. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, FRIENDS.
294 00:12:58,278 00:13:00,238 IF YOU'RE IN VALENCIA, BE CAREFUL. IF YOU'RE IN VALENCIA, BE CAREFUL.
295 00:13:00,238 00:13:03,200 THE KING AND QUEEN ARE CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. THE KING AND QUEEN ARE CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS.
296 00:13:06,411 00:13:08,955 CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS. CRAZY, WAR-MINDED MONSTERS.
297 00:13:10,290 00:13:12,501 WHAT A WONDERFUL COINCIDENCE. WHAT A WONDERFUL COINCIDENCE.
298 00:13:13,752 00:13:16,380 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME? ALL RIGHT, BOYS, WHO'S GONNA TRAIN ME?
299 00:13:17,922 00:13:18,882 OH. OH.
300 00:13:20,050 00:13:21,092 OH! WATCH THE FACE! OH! WATCH THE FACE!
301 00:13:21,092 00:13:22,636 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
302 00:13:22,636 00:13:23,887 GOOD LORD. GOOD LORD.
303 00:13:24,929 00:13:27,932 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I WOULD'VE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS.
304 00:13:27,932 00:13:29,643 IT'S NICE THAT HE'S GOOD WITH KIDS, THOUGH. IT'S NICE THAT HE'S GOOD WITH KIDS, THOUGH.
305 00:13:29,643 00:13:31,269 -WHY, YOU LITTLE-- -WHY, YOU LITTLE--
306 00:13:31,269 00:13:32,937 COME HERE, COME HERE! COME HERE, COME HERE!
307 00:13:32,937 00:13:34,398 OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
308 00:13:34,398 00:13:36,734 GALAVANT, I'M STARTING TO WORRY THAT RICHARD WON'T BE READY GALAVANT, I'M STARTING TO WORRY THAT RICHARD WON'T BE READY
309 00:13:36,734 00:13:38,402 WHEN THE REAL BATTLE COMES. WHEN THE REAL BATTLE COMES.
310 00:13:39,486 00:13:40,738 CAREFUL, ROBERTA. CAREFUL, ROBERTA.
311 00:13:40,738 00:13:43,615 YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR THE GUY. YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR THE GUY.
312 00:13:43,615 00:13:46,702 IN LOVE WITH HIM? ME? WHAT? IN LOVE WITH HIM? ME? WHAT?
313 00:13:48,412 00:13:50,748 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM. I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.
314 00:13:50,748 00:13:52,832 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
315 00:13:52,832 00:13:54,084 AT ALL. AT ALL.
316 00:13:56,378 00:13:58,672 SIR GALAVANT, TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE SIR GALAVANT, TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE
317 00:13:58,672 00:14:00,257 TO GROW UP WITH YOUR AWESOME DAD. TO GROW UP WITH YOUR AWESOME DAD.
318 00:14:00,257 00:14:02,092 YEAH, TELL US! YOU'RE SO LUCKY! YEAH, TELL US! YOU'RE SO LUCKY!
319 00:14:02,092 00:14:03,635 WELL, KIDDIES... WELL, KIDDIES...
320 00:14:03,635 00:14:05,262 THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME... THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME...
321 00:14:05,262 00:14:07,889 WELL, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. WELL, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
322 00:14:07,889 00:14:09,266 GATHER 'ROUND. GATHER 'ROUND.
323 00:14:09,266 00:14:11,518 HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT HE DIDN'T LOVE HER HE TOLD MY MOTHER THAT HE DIDN'T LOVE HER
324 00:14:11,518 00:14:13,228 RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
325 00:14:13,228 00:14:14,938 AND THEN HE PASSED OUT ON THE DOG. AND THEN HE PASSED OUT ON THE DOG.
326 00:14:14,938 00:14:18,609 AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS, AND THE DOG DIED. AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS, AND THE DOG DIED.
327 00:14:18,609 00:14:23,321 THAT MAN... DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF. THAT MAN... DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF.
328 00:14:24,740 00:14:25,949 THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
329 00:14:27,743 00:14:29,620 ♪ I WAS STARVING IN THE POORHOUSE ♪ ♪ I WAS STARVING IN THE POORHOUSE ♪
330 00:14:29,620 00:14:31,246 ♪ WHERE THEY FED US TWICE A YEAR ♪ ♪ WHERE THEY FED US TWICE A YEAR ♪
331 00:14:31,246 00:14:33,915 ♪ AND THEY TOSSED ME OUT THE DAY I ASKED FOR MORE ♪ ♪ AND THEY TOSSED ME OUT THE DAY I ASKED FOR MORE ♪
332 00:14:33,915 00:14:34,833 AW. AW.
333 00:14:34,833 00:14:36,293 ♪ THEN YOUR DAD BROUGHT ME TO YOUR HOUSE ♪ ♪ THEN YOUR DAD BROUGHT ME TO YOUR HOUSE ♪
334 00:14:36,293 00:14:37,836 ♪ AND HE GAVE ME BREAD AND BEER ♪ ♪ AND HE GAVE ME BREAD AND BEER ♪
335 00:14:37,836 00:14:40,547 ♪ ALSO, EVERYTHING YOU LEFT HERE IN YOUR DRAWER ♪ ♪ ALSO, EVERYTHING YOU LEFT HERE IN YOUR DRAWER ♪
336 00:14:40,547 00:14:41,590 WAIT. WHAT? WAIT. WHAT?
337 00:14:41,590 00:14:43,258 ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪
338 00:14:43,258 00:14:44,926 ♪ GAVE ME ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪ ♪ GAVE ME ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR ♪
339 00:14:44,926 00:14:48,054 ♪ WITH HIS SWEET, LOVING CARE, HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ WITH HIS SWEET, LOVING CARE, HE WAS THERE ♪
340 00:14:48,054 00:14:49,973 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
341 00:14:51,767 00:14:53,477 ♪ I WAS CARRIED OFF BY SLAVERS ♪ ♪ I WAS CARRIED OFF BY SLAVERS ♪
342 00:14:53,477 00:14:55,228 ♪ WHERE MY PARENTS DIED OF POX ♪ ♪ WHERE MY PARENTS DIED OF POX ♪
343 00:14:55,228 00:14:57,939 ♪ AND THEY SOLD ME TO BE RENDERED INTO GLUE ♪ ♪ AND THEY SOLD ME TO BE RENDERED INTO GLUE ♪
344 00:14:57,939 00:14:59,023 EW! EW!
345 00:14:59,023 00:15:00,358 ♪ THEN YOUR DAD DID ME TWO FAVORS ♪ ♪ THEN YOUR DAD DID ME TWO FAVORS ♪
346 00:15:00,358 00:15:02,068 ♪ FIRST, HE CLEANED THEIR FREAKING CLOCKS ♪ ♪ FIRST, HE CLEANED THEIR FREAKING CLOCKS ♪
347 00:15:02,068 00:15:04,655 ♪ THEN HE GAVE ME ALL THE GEAR HE GAVE TO YOU ♪ ♪ THEN HE GAVE ME ALL THE GEAR HE GAVE TO YOU ♪
348 00:15:04,655 00:15:06,072 HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT! HEY, THAT'S MY FAVORITE HAT!
349 00:15:06,072 00:15:07,198 ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ HE WAS THERE, HE WAS THERE ♪
350 00:15:07,198 00:15:08,908 ♪ RANDOM BACK-FLIP IN THE AIR ♪ ♪ RANDOM BACK-FLIP IN THE AIR ♪
351 00:15:08,908 00:15:09,743 YAY! ♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪ YAY! ♪ SO MUCH MORE ♪
352 00:15:10,661 00:15:11,870 -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪ -♪ LOVE TO SPARE ♪
353 00:15:11,870 00:15:13,037 -♪ SUCH A GEM ♪ - ♪ SUCH A-- ♪ -♪ SUCH A GEM ♪ - ♪ SUCH A-- ♪
354 00:15:13,037 00:15:13,955 STOP! STOP!
355 00:15:13,955 00:15:15,248 ♪ I WAS PRACTICALLY ABANDONED ♪ ♪ I WAS PRACTICALLY ABANDONED ♪
356 00:15:15,248 00:15:16,625 ♪ BY THAT SMUG AND SELFISH JERK ♪ ♪ BY THAT SMUG AND SELFISH JERK ♪
357 00:15:16,625 00:15:18,960 ♪ IT'S LIKE NOTHING THAT I DID WAS QUITE ENOUGH ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE NOTHING THAT I DID WAS QUITE ENOUGH ♪
358 00:15:18,960 00:15:20,086 THAT'S ROUGH. THAT'S ROUGH.
359 00:15:20,086 00:15:21,421 ♪ PLUS, HIS EGO'S OUT OF HAND ♪ ♪ PLUS, HIS EGO'S OUT OF HAND ♪
360 00:15:21,421 00:15:23,381 ♪ AND ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS WORK ♪ ♪ AND ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS WORK ♪
361 00:15:23,381 00:15:25,967 ♪ AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE YOU ALL MY STUFF ♪ ♪ AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GAVE YOU ALL MY STUFF ♪
362 00:15:25,967 00:15:27,051 -WHAT?! -NO! -WHAT?! -NO!
363 00:15:27,051 00:15:28,720 ♪ HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ NEVER THERE ♪ ♪ HE WAS THERE ♪ ♪ NEVER THERE ♪
364 00:15:28,720 00:15:30,347 ♪ HE WAS-- ♪ ♪ NEVER, EVER THERE ♪ ♪ HE WAS-- ♪ ♪ NEVER, EVER THERE ♪
365 00:15:30,347 00:15:31,890 -♪ SWEET AND KIND ♪ -♪ AU CONTRAIRE ♪ -♪ SWEET AND KIND ♪ -♪ AU CONTRAIRE ♪
366 00:15:31,890 00:15:34,225 -♪ HE'S A SAINT ♪ -♪ NOT A PRAYER ♪ -♪ HE'S A SAINT ♪ -♪ NOT A PRAYER ♪
367 00:15:34,225 00:15:35,477 ♪ NASTY AND COLD-HEARTED ♪ ♪ NASTY AND COLD-HEARTED ♪
368 00:15:35,477 00:15:37,103 ♪ SUCH A PIG, DON'T GET ME STARTED ♪ ♪ SUCH A PIG, DON'T GET ME STARTED ♪
369 00:15:37,103 00:15:39,063 ♪ HE'S A SCHMUCK, HE'S A SCHMO ♪ ♪ HE'S A SCHMUCK, HE'S A SCHMO ♪
370 00:15:39,063 00:15:40,732 ♪ HE'S THE WORST, I SHOULD KNOW ♪ ♪ HE'S THE WORST, I SHOULD KNOW ♪
371 00:15:40,732 00:15:43,861 ♪ HE'S MY DAD, HE'S A CAD ♪ ♪ HE'S MY DAD, HE'S A CAD ♪
372 00:15:43,861 00:15:46,196 HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?
373 00:15:53,578 00:15:55,789 MAMA! DAD. MAMA! DAD.
374 00:15:55,789 00:15:57,081 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
375 00:15:57,081 00:15:59,083 BECAUSE YOU THREW US IN THE DUNGEON. BECAUSE YOU THREW US IN THE DUNGEON.
376 00:15:59,083 00:16:01,169 I KNOW. AND I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW. AND I'M SO SORRY.
377 00:16:01,169 00:16:02,796 BUT IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS A SPELL. BUT IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS A SPELL.
378 00:16:02,796 00:16:04,464 WE SLEPT IN AN INCH OF WATER. WE SLEPT IN AN INCH OF WATER.
379 00:16:04,464 00:16:06,966 I HAVE MOLD IN THE CRACK OF MY TUCHUS. I HAVE MOLD IN THE CRACK OF MY TUCHUS.
380 00:16:06,966 00:16:08,510 TODD, ENOUGH. TODD, ENOUGH.
381 00:16:08,510 00:16:12,013 ISABELLA, WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. ISABELLA, WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
382 00:16:12,013 00:16:15,350 WE TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO BE SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T. WE TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO BE SOMEBODY YOU WEREN'T.
383 00:16:15,350 00:16:17,143 AND WE ARE SORRY. AND WE ARE SORRY.
384 00:16:17,143 00:16:19,229 SORRY. SORRY.
385 00:16:19,229 00:16:21,439 -OH, THANK YOU. -MY BABY. -OH, THANK YOU. -MY BABY.
386 00:16:21,439 00:16:24,234 AND NOW IT'S OVER, FOREVER, AND NOW IT'S OVER, FOREVER,
387 00:16:24,234 00:16:26,110 BECAUSE I AM SO DONE WITH BEING CONTROLLED BECAUSE I AM SO DONE WITH BEING CONTROLLED
388 00:16:26,110 00:16:28,613 BY MY BROKEN HEART AND PRINCE HARRY. BY MY BROKEN HEART AND PRINCE HARRY.
389 00:16:28,613 00:16:31,157 AND I'M READY TO BECOME MY OWN PERSON. AND I'M READY TO BECOME MY OWN PERSON.
390 00:16:31,157 00:16:32,784 LET'S DO THIS. LET'S DO THIS.
391 00:16:34,077 00:16:36,580 LET US BEGIN. LET US BEGIN.
392 00:16:36,580 00:16:39,958 TYPICALLY, AND BY KINGDOM CHARTER, TYPICALLY, AND BY KINGDOM CHARTER,
393 00:16:39,958 00:16:42,335 WHEN A PRINCESS BREAKS OFF HER ENGAGEMENT WITH THE PRINCE, WHEN A PRINCESS BREAKS OFF HER ENGAGEMENT WITH THE PRINCE,
394 00:16:42,335 00:16:44,504 -IT REQUIRES ONE SIMPLE ACTION. -GREAT. -IT REQUIRES ONE SIMPLE ACTION. -GREAT.
395 00:16:44,504 00:16:47,257 HE DEMANDS YOUR BRA. HE DEMANDS YOUR BRA.
396 00:16:47,257 00:16:48,800 MY -- MY BRA? MY -- MY BRA?
397 00:16:48,800 00:16:50,969 YOUR BRA-- TO SHOW TO MY FRIENDS. YOUR BRA-- TO SHOW TO MY FRIENDS.
398 00:16:50,969 00:16:52,846 ABSOLUTELY NOT! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
399 00:16:52,846 00:16:54,222 I AM A LIBERATED WOMAN. I AM A LIBERATED WOMAN.
400 00:16:54,222 00:16:55,432 I AM A WARRIOR PRINCESS, I AM A WARRIOR PRINCESS,
401 00:16:55,432 00:16:58,309 AND I WILL NOT BE GIVING AN 11-YEAR-OLD MY BRA. AND I WILL NOT BE GIVING AN 11-YEAR-OLD MY BRA.
402 00:16:58,309 00:17:00,395 THEN DEATH IT IS. THEN DEATH IT IS.
403 00:17:00,395 00:17:02,230 FINE. FINE.
404 00:17:02,230 00:17:03,607 UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.
405 00:17:03,607 00:17:05,400 BUT I AM LOBBYING TO CHANGE THIS LAW. BUT I AM LOBBYING TO CHANGE THIS LAW.
406 00:17:05,400 00:17:06,568 YES! YES!
407 00:17:13,700 00:17:14,743 THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME.
408 00:17:14,743 00:17:15,994 IT IS. IT IS.
409 00:17:17,245 00:17:20,331 I STITCHED IT. IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE. I STITCHED IT. IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
410 00:17:20,331 00:17:21,833 THERE'S YOU WHEN YOU WERE BORN. THERE'S YOU WHEN YOU WERE BORN.
411 00:17:23,752 00:17:27,171 THAT'S YOU BEING FITTED FOR YOUR FIRST SUIT OF CHAIN MAIL. THAT'S YOU BEING FITTED FOR YOUR FIRST SUIT OF CHAIN MAIL.
412 00:17:27,171 00:17:29,507 YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. THE BLACKSMITH WAS ALL HANDS. YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. THE BLACKSMITH WAS ALL HANDS.
413 00:17:29,507 00:17:31,092 YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE. YEAH, YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE.
414 00:17:31,092 00:17:33,177 AND THAT'S YOU, WAITING FOR ME TO PLAY AND THAT'S YOU, WAITING FOR ME TO PLAY
415 00:17:33,177 00:17:34,972 "THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND"... "THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND"...
416 00:17:34,972 00:17:36,974 WHEN I FORGOT AND NEVER SHOWED. WHEN I FORGOT AND NEVER SHOWED.
417 00:17:38,391 00:17:39,684 YOU'RE KIDDING. YOU'RE KIDDING.
418 00:17:39,684 00:17:41,269 THAT'S THE DAY I WON THE M.V.K. THAT'S THE DAY I WON THE M.V.K.
419 00:17:41,269 00:17:42,980 AT THE ST. JULIAN'S DAY MASSACRE. AT THE ST. JULIAN'S DAY MASSACRE.
420 00:17:42,980 00:17:44,564 MOST VALUABLE KNIGHT. MOST VALUABLE KNIGHT.
421 00:17:45,565 00:17:48,359 YOU RIPPED THOSE SERFS TO PIECES. YOU RIPPED THOSE SERFS TO PIECES.
422 00:17:48,359 00:17:50,654 YOU COULDN'T KNOW HOW PROUD I WAS THAT DAY. YOU COULDN'T KNOW HOW PROUD I WAS THAT DAY.
423 00:17:52,071 00:17:53,991 MOSTLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU. MOSTLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
424 00:17:53,991 00:17:56,618 YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MY ADVENTURES THIS WHOLE TIME. YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING MY ADVENTURES THIS WHOLE TIME.
425 00:17:58,787 00:18:00,705 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
426 00:18:00,705 00:18:04,668 YOU KNOW US OLD-SCHOOL KNIGHTS. YOU KNOW US OLD-SCHOOL KNIGHTS.
427 00:18:04,668 00:18:08,129 WE CAN REALLY ONLY EXPRESS OURSELVES THROUGH TAPESTRY. WE CAN REALLY ONLY EXPRESS OURSELVES THROUGH TAPESTRY.
428 00:18:11,132 00:18:12,634 ♪ I WENT MUCKING ALL ABOUT ♪ ♪ I WENT MUCKING ALL ABOUT ♪
429 00:18:12,634 00:18:16,179 ♪ ON ENDLESS QUESTS AND EMPTY WARS ♪ ♪ ON ENDLESS QUESTS AND EMPTY WARS ♪
430 00:18:16,179 00:18:20,224 ♪ AND ADVENTURES IN A HUNDRED PORTS OF CALL ♪ ♪ AND ADVENTURES IN A HUNDRED PORTS OF CALL ♪
431 00:18:20,224 00:18:23,311 ♪ AND YET SOMEHOW I MISSED OUT ON ONE ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ AND YET SOMEHOW I MISSED OUT ON ONE ADVENTURE ♪
432 00:18:23,311 00:18:26,356 ♪ MINE AND YOURS ♪ ♪ MINE AND YOURS ♪
433 00:18:26,356 00:18:29,609 ♪ AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ONE OF ALL ♪ ♪ AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST ONE OF ALL ♪
434 00:18:31,569 00:18:33,738 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.
435 00:18:36,366 00:18:39,870 ♪ I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE ♪ ♪ I WAS THERE, I WAS THERE ♪
436 00:18:39,870 00:18:42,789 ♪ IN MY HEART, IN EVERY PRAYER ♪ ♪ IN MY HEART, IN EVERY PRAYER ♪
437 00:18:42,789 00:18:45,124 ♪ NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD ♪ ♪ NEVER SAID IT OUT LOUD ♪
438 00:18:45,124 00:18:48,503 ♪ BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD ♪ ♪ BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD ♪
439 00:18:48,503 00:18:51,589 ♪ IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN FORGIVE ME ♪ ♪ IF YOU SOMEHOW CAN FORGIVE ME ♪
440 00:18:52,716 00:18:55,218 ♪ I'LL BE ♪ ♪ I'LL BE ♪
441 00:18:56,553 00:18:57,929 ♪ THERE ♪ ♪ THERE ♪
442 00:19:03,643 00:19:06,312 GO AND RESCUE YOUR PRINCESS, GALAVANT. GO AND RESCUE YOUR PRINCESS, GALAVANT.
443 00:19:06,312 00:19:07,939 MARRY HER. MARRY HER.
444 00:19:09,440 00:19:13,070 AND BE THE FATHER AND HUSBAND I NEVER WAS. AND BE THE FATHER AND HUSBAND I NEVER WAS.
445 00:19:16,406 00:19:17,741 DAD? DAD?
446 00:19:19,576 00:19:21,160 YOU WANT TO PLAY THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND? YOU WANT TO PLAY THROW THE CABBAGE AROUND?
447 00:19:22,871 00:19:24,081 GRAB A HEAD. GRAB A HEAD.
448 00:19:33,840 00:19:36,175 I'M SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY'S BEEN SUCH A BUST. I'M SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY'S BEEN SUCH A BUST.
449 00:19:37,928 00:19:39,804 I REALLY TRIED TO GET SOMEONE TO HIT YOU. I REALLY TRIED TO GET SOMEONE TO HIT YOU.
450 00:19:40,722 00:19:42,557 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
451 00:19:42,557 00:19:45,143 IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW YOU CARE. IT'S JUST NICE TO KNOW YOU CARE.
452 00:19:45,143 00:19:47,478 BUT I DO HAVE ONE LAST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE BUT I DO HAVE ONE LAST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
453 00:19:47,478 00:19:49,022 THAT UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVED. THAT UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVED.
454 00:19:50,356 00:19:52,025 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
455 00:19:53,151 00:19:56,279 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN UNPROVOKED WAR HOW WOULD YOU LIKE AN UNPROVOKED WAR
456 00:19:56,279 00:19:57,948 WITH THE KINGDOM OF HORTENSIA? WITH THE KINGDOM OF HORTENSIA?
457 00:19:59,657 00:20:01,076 BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.
458 00:20:05,246 00:20:06,831 DINGDONG. DINGDONG.
459 00:20:14,672 00:20:16,091 NICE THROW, SON. NICE THROW, SON.
460 00:20:16,091 00:20:17,258 THANKS, DAD. THANKS, DAD.
461 00:20:17,258 00:20:19,094 THIS CABBAGE IS SPENT. THIS CABBAGE IS SPENT.
462 00:20:19,094 00:20:21,512 I'LL GRAB ANOTHER. I'LL GRAB ANOTHER.
463 00:20:21,512 00:20:23,056 STOP! FINISH HIM! STOP! FINISH HIM!
464 00:20:23,056 00:20:25,391 -GET THE KING! -CHEATERS! CH-- -GET THE KING! -CHEATERS! CH--
465 00:20:29,020 00:20:30,229 OW! GALAVANT! OW! GALAVANT!
466 00:20:31,689 00:20:33,608 SID! YOU ESCAPED! SID! YOU ESCAPED!
467 00:20:37,737 00:20:40,073 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S CLOSE. ALL RIGHT, OKAY. THAT'S-- THAT'S CLOSE.
468 00:20:40,073 00:20:41,324 TOO CLOSE. OKAY. TOO CLOSE. OKAY.
469 00:20:41,324 00:20:43,118 OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR. OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
470 00:20:43,118 00:20:45,162 I HAVE NEWS. I HAVE NEWS.
471 00:20:45,162 00:20:47,914 PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN IN HORTENSIA. PRINCESS ISABELLA IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY HER COUSIN IN HORTENSIA.
472 00:20:47,914 00:20:51,168 I KNOW. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN. I KNOW. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET IT HAPPEN.
473 00:20:51,168 00:20:52,961 I'M GONNA RAISE AN ARMY TO RESCUE HER. I'M GONNA RAISE AN ARMY TO RESCUE HER.
474 00:20:52,961 00:20:55,254 THEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU'LL WANT. THEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU'LL WANT.
475 00:20:55,254 00:20:56,631 LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
476 00:20:56,631 00:20:58,424 WILD MONKEYS! WILD MONKEYS!
477 00:20:58,424 00:20:59,509 YOUR SWORD! YOUR SWORD!
478 00:20:59,509 00:21:00,677 RAAR! RAAR!
479 00:21:01,845 00:21:03,888 RICHARD, THEY'RE CHILDREN! RICHARD, THEY'RE CHILDREN!
480 00:21:05,431 00:21:07,100 GALAVANT, LOOK OUT! GALAVANT, LOOK OUT!
481 00:21:14,607 00:21:16,860 NO-O-O! NO-O-O!
482 00:21:19,237 00:21:21,156 OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
483 00:21:22,699 00:21:23,950 I'VE HAD WORSE. I'VE HAD WORSE.
484 00:21:25,409 00:21:27,411 MM, MAYBE NOT. MM, MAYBE NOT.
485 00:21:29,580 00:21:31,749 GABBY, NO! GABBY, NO!