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1 00:00:08,259 00:00:09,969 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
2 00:00:09,969 00:00:12,471 IF YOU HELP ME SAVE MY LOVE, IF YOU HELP ME SAVE MY LOVE,
3 00:00:12,471 00:00:14,974 YOU'LL BE CELEBRATED IN SONG FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, YOU'LL BE CELEBRATED IN SONG FOR A HUNDRED YEARS,
4 00:00:14,974 00:00:17,017 AND THAT'S A PROMISE FROM GALAVANT, AND THAT'S A PROMISE FROM GALAVANT,
5 00:00:17,017 00:00:18,728 THE MOST BELOVED WARRIOR IN THE FIVE KINGDOMS THE MOST BELOVED WARRIOR IN THE FIVE KINGDOMS
6 00:00:18,728 00:00:21,522 AND KNIGHT BEAT MAGAZINE'S SWORDSMAN OF THE YEAR... AND KNIGHT BEAT MAGAZINE'S SWORDSMAN OF THE YEAR...
7 00:00:21,522 00:00:23,775 THREE TIMES RUNNING. THREE TIMES RUNNING.
8 00:00:23,775 00:00:27,987 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN US YOUR RESUME. SO... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN US YOUR RESUME. SO...
9 00:00:27,987 00:00:30,322 WHAT'S IN THIS DEAL FOR US? WHAT'S IN THIS DEAL FOR US?
10 00:00:30,322 00:00:32,909 PERHAPS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. PERHAPS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP.
11 00:00:32,909 00:00:33,910 JEWEL OF VALENCIA! JEWEL OF VALENCIA!
12 00:00:33,910 00:00:35,369 BOOM! BOOM!
13 00:00:35,369 00:00:36,746 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
14 00:00:36,746 00:00:38,372 I SMUGGLED IT OUT WHEN WE ESCAPED FROM THE KINGDOM. I SMUGGLED IT OUT WHEN WE ESCAPED FROM THE KINGDOM.
15 00:00:38,372 00:00:40,165 HOW? WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH US. HOW? WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH US.
16 00:00:40,165 00:00:42,209 I SWALLOWED IT. I SWALLOWED IT.
17 00:00:42,209 00:00:44,086 IT'S HUGE. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. IT'S HUGE. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
18 00:00:44,086 00:00:46,088 I HAD TO SLATHER IT WITH BACON GREASE TO CHOKE IT DOWN. I HAD TO SLATHER IT WITH BACON GREASE TO CHOKE IT DOWN.
19 00:00:46,088 00:00:47,715 RICHARD, THAT'S INSANE. RICHARD, THAT'S INSANE.
20 00:00:47,715 00:00:49,550 NO, WHAT'S INSANE IS WHEN IT CAME OUT. NO, WHAT'S INSANE IS WHEN IT CAME OUT.
21 00:00:49,550 00:00:50,760 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY ON THE SHIP DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY ON THE SHIP
22 00:00:50,760 00:00:52,219 WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FOR HOURS? WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FOR HOURS?
23 00:00:52,219 00:00:54,221 WELL, NOW I KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT. WELL, NOW I KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT.
24 00:00:54,221 00:00:55,097 ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
25 00:00:56,766 00:00:58,392 WE HAVE A DEAL. WE HAVE A DEAL.
26 00:00:58,392 00:01:00,645 I MEAN, RINSE IT OFF ONE MORE TIME... I MEAN, RINSE IT OFF ONE MORE TIME...
27 00:01:00,645 00:01:01,980 AND WE HAVE A DEAL. AND WE HAVE A DEAL.
28 00:01:01,980 00:01:03,481 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
29 00:01:03,481 00:01:05,483 UH, CAN I JUST SAY, UH, CAN I JUST SAY,
30 00:01:05,483 00:01:08,277 IT IS SO NICE TO NEGOTIATE WITH MEN OF HONOR. IT IS SO NICE TO NEGOTIATE WITH MEN OF HONOR.
31 00:01:08,277 00:01:10,154 I MEAN, YOU OUTNUMBER US TEN TO ONE. I MEAN, YOU OUTNUMBER US TEN TO ONE.
32 00:01:10,154 00:01:11,530 YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY MURDERED US YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY MURDERED US
33 00:01:11,530 00:01:14,283 AND KEPT THE JEWEL FOR YOURSELF, BUT, YOU, SIR... AND KEPT THE JEWEL FOR YOURSELF, BUT, YOU, SIR...
34 00:01:14,283 00:01:15,785 ARE A CLASS ACT. ARE A CLASS ACT.
35 00:01:19,956 00:01:21,165 ROBERTA, WE'RE LEAVING! ROBERTA, WE'RE LEAVING!
36 00:01:21,165 00:01:23,208 GRAB THE HORSES, PUP-PUP! GRAB THE HORSES, PUP-PUP!
37 00:01:23,208 00:01:25,294 RIGHT! UH... PUP-PUP? RIGHT! UH... PUP-PUP?
38 00:01:25,294 00:01:27,588 WELL, NO ONE'S CALLED ME THAT SINCE... WELL, NO ONE'S CALLED ME THAT SINCE...
39 00:01:27,588 00:01:29,048 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
40 00:01:32,510 00:01:34,804 ARE YOU ROBERTA STEINGAS? ARE YOU ROBERTA STEINGAS?
41 00:01:34,804 00:01:37,015 -I AM! -I AM!
42 00:01:37,015 00:01:38,975 OH...MY...GOD! OH...MY...GOD!
43 00:01:38,975 00:01:41,894 BOBBY STEINGAS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? BOBBY STEINGAS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
44 00:01:41,894 00:01:44,313 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. DUCK! I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. DUCK!
45 00:01:44,313 00:01:46,440 NOT REMEMBER YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT REMEMBER YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY?
46 00:01:46,440 00:01:48,275 WE GREW UP TOGETHER, YOU BIG DUMMY! WE GREW UP TOGETHER, YOU BIG DUMMY!
47 00:01:49,151 00:01:51,278 GALAVANT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FREAKIN' BELIEVE THIS! GALAVANT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FREAKIN' BELIEVE THIS!
48 00:01:51,278 00:01:54,156 OUR NEW TRAVELING COMPANION IS BOBBY STEINGAS! OUR NEW TRAVELING COMPANION IS BOBBY STEINGAS!
49 00:01:54,156 00:01:56,325 SHE WAS ONE OF THE CHILDREN MY PARENTS USED TO HIRE TO PLAY WITH ME! SHE WAS ONE OF THE CHILDREN MY PARENTS USED TO HIRE TO PLAY WITH ME!
50 00:01:56,325 00:01:58,036 DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD CATCH UP LATER?! DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD CATCH UP LATER?!
51 00:01:58,036 00:02:00,579 OH, SURE, SHE WAS SEVEN AND I WAS 13, OH, SURE, SHE WAS SEVEN AND I WAS 13,
52 00:02:00,579 00:02:03,248 BUT IT JUST WORKED, YOU KNOW? BUT IT JUST WORKED, YOU KNOW?
53 00:02:03,248 00:02:04,959 YEAH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. YEAH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
54 00:02:11,256 00:02:13,592 RICHARD, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. RICHARD, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS.
55 00:02:13,592 00:02:15,845 YES, IT'S GOOD YOU SMUGGLED THE JEWEL OUT IN YOUR... YES, IT'S GOOD YOU SMUGGLED THE JEWEL OUT IN YOUR...
56 00:02:15,845 00:02:17,304 BOTTOM. WELL, MOUTH FIRST. BOTTOM. WELL, MOUTH FIRST.
57 00:02:17,304 00:02:18,138 WAIT, WHAT? WAIT, WHAT?
58 00:02:18,138 00:02:19,765 BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE MISTAKES. BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE MISTAKES.
59 00:02:19,765 00:02:21,475 THIS JEWEL IS NOW OUR KEY TO GETTING AN ARMY. THIS JEWEL IS NOW OUR KEY TO GETTING AN ARMY.
60 00:02:21,475 00:02:25,145 AND IT'S ISABELLA'S LIFE, HER SALVATION. AND IT'S ISABELLA'S LIFE, HER SALVATION.
61 00:02:25,145 00:02:27,023 HOW SHE MUST BE SUFFERING IN HORTENSIA. HOW SHE MUST BE SUFFERING IN HORTENSIA.
62 00:02:35,614 00:02:37,241 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
63 00:02:37,241 00:02:40,202 JESTER, IT'S SLIDE, BACK, SLIDE. JESTER, IT'S SLIDE, BACK, SLIDE.
64 00:02:40,202 00:02:41,704 PLEASE GET IT RIGHT, PLEASE GET IT RIGHT,
65 00:02:41,704 00:02:44,623 OTHERWISE MY WEDDING DANCE IS GONNA LOOK SO STUPID. OTHERWISE MY WEDDING DANCE IS GONNA LOOK SO STUPID.
66 00:02:44,623 00:02:47,251 SORRY, PRINCESS. I'M A PROP COMIC, NOT A DANCER. SORRY, PRINCESS. I'M A PROP COMIC, NOT A DANCER.
67 00:02:47,251 00:02:48,210 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
68 00:02:48,210 00:02:50,546 SNACKY TIME! -YAY! SNACKY TIME! -YAY!
69 00:02:52,798 00:02:55,384 OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE FIVE. OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE FIVE.
70 00:02:58,679 00:03:01,682 MILADY, I HOPE IT WON'T SOUND IMPERTINENT, MILADY, I HOPE IT WON'T SOUND IMPERTINENT,
71 00:03:01,682 00:03:05,436 BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING THE BIG CHANGE THAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY. BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING THE BIG CHANGE THAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY.
72 00:03:05,436 00:03:09,065 OH. I GUESS I'M JUST HAPPY. OH. I GUESS I'M JUST HAPPY.
73 00:03:09,065 00:03:11,483 AFTER ALL, I AM GETTING MARRIED! AFTER ALL, I AM GETTING MARRIED!
74 00:03:11,483 00:03:14,570 YEAH, BUT YOUR PUPILS JUST SPUN 'ROUND THEN, YEAH, BUT YOUR PUPILS JUST SPUN 'ROUND THEN,
75 00:03:14,570 00:03:16,030 AND YOUR TIARA STARTED TO GLOW, WHICH-- AND YOUR TIARA STARTED TO GLOW, WHICH--
76 00:03:16,030 00:03:20,159 SHE SAID... SHE'S HAPPY, OKAY? SHE SAID... SHE'S HAPPY, OKAY?
77 00:03:20,159 00:03:21,452 RIGHT. RIGHT.
78 00:03:21,452 00:03:24,038 LET'S ALL GO BACK TO ONE, SHALL WE? LET'S ALL GO BACK TO ONE, SHALL WE?
79 00:03:31,170 00:03:34,132 CHEF, NO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY! CHEF, NO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY!
80 00:03:34,132 00:03:38,385 GWYNDOLIN, BAE, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE. GWYNDOLIN, BAE, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE.
81 00:03:38,385 00:03:40,846 WE ARE OFFICIALLY BIG-PIMPIN'. WE ARE OFFICIALLY BIG-PIMPIN'.
82 00:03:40,846 00:03:43,223 NO MORE LIVING ON LEFTOVERS. NO MORE LIVING ON LEFTOVERS.
83 00:03:43,223 00:03:45,810 WE CAN BE AS WASTEFUL AS THE FINE FOLK. WE CAN BE AS WASTEFUL AS THE FINE FOLK.
84 00:03:47,686 00:03:50,731 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
85 00:03:50,731 00:03:53,609 OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT FEELS FANTASTIC! OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT FEELS FANTASTIC!
86 00:03:53,609 00:03:55,069
87 00:03:55,069 00:03:57,571 ♪ WE GOT A SNAZZY, NEW ROOM ♪ ♪ WE GOT A SNAZZY, NEW ROOM ♪
88 00:03:57,571 00:03:59,281 ♪ WITH TWO WHOLE BENCHES ♪ ♪ WITH TWO WHOLE BENCHES ♪
89 00:03:59,281 00:04:02,076 ♪ IT'S PRACTICALLY RODENT-FREE ♪ ♪ IT'S PRACTICALLY RODENT-FREE ♪
90 00:04:03,035 00:04:04,787 ♪ WE'VE GOT EXPENSIVE PERFUME ♪ ♪ WE'VE GOT EXPENSIVE PERFUME ♪
91 00:04:04,787 00:04:06,831 ♪ FOR ALL OUR STENCHES ♪ ♪ FOR ALL OUR STENCHES ♪
92 00:04:06,831 00:04:09,834 ♪ AS SWELLEGANT AS CAN BE ♪ ♪ AS SWELLEGANT AS CAN BE ♪
93 00:04:09,834 00:04:12,128 ♪ AND WITH THESE POINTY, NEW SHOES ♪ ♪ AND WITH THESE POINTY, NEW SHOES ♪
94 00:04:12,128 00:04:14,463 ♪ TO WALK THROUGH MUD IN ♪ ♪ TO WALK THROUGH MUD IN ♪
95 00:04:14,463 00:04:18,717 ♪ FANCY SILK SQUARES TO COUGH UP BLOOD IN ♪ ♪ FANCY SILK SQUARES TO COUGH UP BLOOD IN ♪
96 00:04:18,717 00:04:21,261 ♪ BABY, LET'S FACE IT ♪ ♪ BABY, LET'S FACE IT ♪
97 00:04:21,261 00:04:23,555 ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪
98 00:04:23,555 00:04:26,017 I SUPPOSE IT IS RATHER NICE. I SUPPOSE IT IS RATHER NICE.
99 00:04:26,017 00:04:30,312 ♪ WE'VE GOT THE CLASSIER TYPE OF BEDBUG SPECIES ♪ ♪ WE'VE GOT THE CLASSIER TYPE OF BEDBUG SPECIES ♪
100 00:04:30,312 00:04:33,315 ♪ BETWEEN OUR NEW BURLAP SHEETS ♪ ♪ BETWEEN OUR NEW BURLAP SHEETS ♪
101 00:04:33,315 00:04:35,567 ♪ WE'VE GOT A CUSTOM-MADE PIPE ♪ ♪ WE'VE GOT A CUSTOM-MADE PIPE ♪
102 00:04:35,567 00:04:37,569 ♪ THAT DUMPS OUR FECES ♪ ♪ THAT DUMPS OUR FECES ♪
103 00:04:37,569 00:04:40,614 ♪ ON ONE OF THE NICER STREETS ♪ ♪ ON ONE OF THE NICER STREETS ♪
104 00:04:40,614 00:04:44,952 ♪ AND WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS INSIDE OUR BREECHES ♪ ♪ AND WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS INSIDE OUR BREECHES ♪
105 00:04:44,952 00:04:49,081 ♪ OUR BARBER APPLIES HIS FATTEST LEECHES ♪ ♪ OUR BARBER APPLIES HIS FATTEST LEECHES ♪
106 00:04:49,081 00:04:52,210 ♪ WHY NOT EMBRACE IT? ♪ ♪ WHY NOT EMBRACE IT? ♪
107 00:04:52,210 00:04:54,503 ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪
108 00:04:55,629 00:04:59,217 ♪ WE'RE PART OF THE UPPER LOWER CLASS NOW ♪ ♪ WE'RE PART OF THE UPPER LOWER CLASS NOW ♪
109 00:04:59,217 00:05:02,970 ♪ SICKLY, YET, OH, SO CHIC ♪ ♪ SICKLY, YET, OH, SO CHIC ♪
110 00:05:02,970 00:05:04,555 ♪ OUR GLASS IS HALF FULL ♪ ♪ OUR GLASS IS HALF FULL ♪
111 00:05:04,555 00:05:06,557 ♪ WE OWN A GLASS NOW ♪ ♪ WE OWN A GLASS NOW ♪
112 00:05:06,557 00:05:08,142 ♪ WE BATHE ONCE A WEEK ♪ ♪ WE BATHE ONCE A WEEK ♪
113 00:05:08,142 00:05:10,019 ♪ WELL, "BATHE," SO TO SPEAK ♪ ♪ WELL, "BATHE," SO TO SPEAK ♪
114 00:05:10,019 00:05:13,814 ♪ AND AS OUR STATION IN LIFE KEEPS GROWING STRONGER ♪ ♪ AND AS OUR STATION IN LIFE KEEPS GROWING STRONGER ♪
115 00:05:13,814 00:05:16,942 ♪ WE'RE GROWING IN MORE WAYS, TOO ♪ ♪ WE'RE GROWING IN MORE WAYS, TOO ♪
116 00:05:16,942 00:05:21,113 ♪ I THINK MY TAPEWORM IS, LIKE, A WHOLE FOOT LONGER ♪ ♪ I THINK MY TAPEWORM IS, LIKE, A WHOLE FOOT LONGER ♪
117 00:05:21,113 00:05:24,449 ♪ BY NOW I MIGHT HAVE A FEW ♪ ♪ BY NOW I MIGHT HAVE A FEW ♪
118 00:05:24,449 00:05:28,579 ♪ AND THOUGH OUR BREATH AND OUR TEETH MAY STILL BE ROTTEN ♪ ♪ AND THOUGH OUR BREATH AND OUR TEETH MAY STILL BE ROTTEN ♪
119 00:05:28,579 00:05:32,791 ♪ TOGETHER, JUST LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE GOTTEN ♪ ♪ TOGETHER, JUST LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE GOTTEN ♪
120 00:05:32,791 00:05:36,212 ♪ BABY, WE MADE IT ♪ ♪ BABY, WE MADE IT ♪
121 00:05:36,212 00:05:40,007 ♪ TOTALLY SLAYED IT ♪ ♪ TOTALLY SLAYED IT ♪
122 00:05:40,007 00:05:43,427 ♪ WHY WOULD WE TRADE IT? ♪ ♪ WHY WOULD WE TRADE IT? ♪
123 00:05:43,427 00:05:45,846 ♪ THIS IS ♪ ♪ THIS IS ♪
124 00:05:45,846 00:05:50,559 ♪ AS GOOD AS IT GE-E-E-E-E-E-TS ♪ ♪ AS GOOD AS IT GE-E-E-E-E-E-TS ♪
125 00:05:58,776 00:06:00,945 GO AHEAD. I KNOW IT'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY. GO AHEAD. I KNOW IT'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
126 00:06:02,613 00:06:04,698
127 00:06:16,210 00:06:18,796 WHICH ARE BETTER-- GOLD OR DIAMONDS? WHICH ARE BETTER-- GOLD OR DIAMONDS?
128 00:06:18,796 00:06:20,131 GOLD? DIAMONDS? GOLD? DIAMONDS?
129 00:06:20,131 00:06:21,548 I'M GOING WITH GOLD. I'M GOING WITH GOLD.
130 00:06:21,548 00:06:23,301 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, MY QUEEN. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, MY QUEEN.
131 00:06:23,301 00:06:24,843 AND YOU'RE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ME LOOK POOR? AND YOU'RE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ME LOOK POOR?
132 00:06:24,843 00:06:26,428 NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOLD. NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOLD.
133 00:06:29,014 00:06:30,224 STILL WITH THE EARRINGS? STILL WITH THE EARRINGS?
134 00:06:30,224 00:06:32,017 FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST PICK A PAIR, FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST PICK A PAIR,
135 00:06:32,017 00:06:33,602 AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INVITED AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INVITED
136 00:06:33,602 00:06:35,896 BY A COUPLE OF OLD TARTS TO A SUNDAY ROAST BY A COUPLE OF OLD TARTS TO A SUNDAY ROAST
137 00:06:35,896 00:06:38,649 DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE MY MANSERVANT FOR DAYS. DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE MY MANSERVANT FOR DAYS.
138 00:06:38,649 00:06:40,943 UH, I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"? UH, I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"?
139 00:06:40,943 00:06:43,321 AND THE VON FALCONBURGH SISTERS ARE NOT TARTS. AND THE VON FALCONBURGH SISTERS ARE NOT TARTS.
140 00:06:43,321 00:06:45,781 THEY ARE THE MOST POPULAR QUEENS IN ALL THE SEVEN REALMS. THEY ARE THE MOST POPULAR QUEENS IN ALL THE SEVEN REALMS.
141 00:06:46,991 00:06:49,160 I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM.
142 00:06:49,160 00:06:51,662 I WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, AND THEY PASSED THROUGH MY VILLAGE. I WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, AND THEY PASSED THROUGH MY VILLAGE.
143 00:06:54,414 00:06:56,708 I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM. I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM.
144 00:06:56,708 00:06:58,543 THEY COULD'VE BOUGHT OR SOLD ALL OF US THEY COULD'VE BOUGHT OR SOLD ALL OF US
145 00:06:58,543 00:07:00,796 WITH JUST ONE OF THEIR SPECTACULAR EARRINGS. WITH JUST ONE OF THEIR SPECTACULAR EARRINGS.
146 00:07:03,882 00:07:05,092 AND, TO MY AMAZEMENT, AND, TO MY AMAZEMENT,
147 00:07:05,092 00:07:07,178 THEY SINGLED ME OUT FOR SPECIAL ATTENTION. THEY SINGLED ME OUT FOR SPECIAL ATTENTION.
148 00:07:07,178 00:07:09,138 LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU WANT A RIDE? LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU WANT A RIDE?
149 00:07:11,890 00:07:14,393 OOPS, SORRY. HOP IN! OOPS, SORRY. HOP IN!
150 00:07:17,521 00:07:18,981 YOU'RE SO POOR! YOU'RE SO POOR!
151 00:07:23,152 00:07:24,695 THEY SOUND AWFUL. THEY SOUND AWFUL.
152 00:07:24,695 00:07:26,613 OH, THEY WERE. OH, THEY WERE.
153 00:07:26,613 00:07:29,825 AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE THEM. AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE THEM.
154 00:07:29,825 00:07:32,703 AND THIS INVITATION TO THEIR SUNDAY ROAST PROVES AND THIS INVITATION TO THEIR SUNDAY ROAST PROVES
155 00:07:32,703 00:07:34,163 THAT I'VE FINALLY ARRIVED. THAT I'VE FINALLY ARRIVED.
156 00:07:37,208 00:07:39,793 HEY, GAL, LISTEN, HEY, GAL, LISTEN,
157 00:07:39,793 00:07:42,462 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR SCREWING UP EARLIER. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR SCREWING UP EARLIER.
158 00:07:42,462 00:07:43,922 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL, I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL,
159 00:07:43,922 00:07:45,549 BUT I PROMISE, FROM NOW ON, BUT I PROMISE, FROM NOW ON,
160 00:07:45,549 00:07:47,092 I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT. I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT.
161 00:07:48,427 00:07:49,678 YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MAP. YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MAP.
162 00:07:49,678 00:07:51,430 -OH, SORRY. FROM NOW ON. -OH, SORRY. FROM NOW ON.
163 00:07:52,639 00:07:55,809 SORRY. FROM NOW, NOW ON. SORRY. FROM NOW, NOW ON.
164 00:07:57,144 00:07:58,896 -SORRY. -NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. -SORRY. -NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
165 00:07:58,896 00:08:00,814 LISTEN, I WAS THINKING FROM HERE ON OUT, LISTEN, I WAS THINKING FROM HERE ON OUT,
166 00:08:00,814 00:08:02,900 MAYBE I'LL DO THE HERO THING...ALONE. MAYBE I'LL DO THE HERO THING...ALONE.
167 00:08:04,318 00:08:05,610 WHAT? WHAT?
168 00:08:05,610 00:08:06,904 WHY? WHY?
169 00:08:06,904 00:08:09,365 WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEARLY GOT US KILLED BY THOSE MERCENARIES WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEARLY GOT US KILLED BY THOSE MERCENARIES
170 00:08:09,365 00:08:11,116 AND THE MERCENARIES BEFORE THAT AND THE MERCENARIES BEFORE THAT
171 00:08:11,116 00:08:14,119 OR ANY OF THE COUNTLESS OTHER TIMES YOU'VE PUT OUR LIVES IN JEOPARDY. OR ANY OF THE COUNTLESS OTHER TIMES YOU'VE PUT OUR LIVES IN JEOPARDY.
172 00:08:14,119 00:08:16,247 BUT HELPING YOU IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW. BUT HELPING YOU IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW.
173 00:08:17,331 00:08:19,041 I MEAN, WHAT ELSE WOULD I EVEN DO? I MEAN, WHAT ELSE WOULD I EVEN DO?
174 00:08:19,041 00:08:21,085 I DON'T KNOW. FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE, I DON'T KNOW. FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE,
175 00:08:21,085 00:08:23,128 MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH ROBERTA. MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH ROBERTA.
176 00:08:23,128 00:08:24,629 HMM? HMM?
177 00:08:24,629 00:08:27,049 I MEAN, YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON. I MEAN, YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON.
178 00:08:28,508 00:08:30,052 ME AND HER? ME AND HER?
179 00:08:30,052 00:08:31,345 ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
180 00:08:31,345 00:08:33,597 NO. I JUST SAID IT TO GET OUT OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION, NO. I JUST SAID IT TO GET OUT OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION,
181 00:08:33,597 00:08:35,682 BUT, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, BUT, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
182 00:08:35,682 00:08:38,602 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HAIR. YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HAIR.
183 00:08:38,602 00:08:41,772 OKAY, THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. OKAY, THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
184 00:08:41,772 00:08:43,357 ME AND BOBBY?! ME AND BOBBY?!
185 00:08:43,357 00:08:45,317 I MEAN, WE PLAYED TOGETHER AS CHILDREN! I MEAN, WE PLAYED TOGETHER AS CHILDREN!
186 00:08:45,317 00:08:47,111 SHE'S LIKE A SISTER! SHE'S LIKE A SISTER!
187 00:08:47,111 00:08:48,528 AND NOT THE KIND OF SISTER YOU MARRY. AND NOT THE KIND OF SISTER YOU MARRY.
188 00:08:48,528 00:08:51,531 YEAH, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SEE PEOPLE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. YEAH, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SEE PEOPLE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.
189 00:08:51,531 00:08:55,369 UNLESS SOMEONE COMES UP WITH A RIDICULOUS PLAN TO FORCE YOU TOGETHER. UNLESS SOMEONE COMES UP WITH A RIDICULOUS PLAN TO FORCE YOU TOGETHER.
190 00:08:56,954 00:08:58,122 APROPOS OF NOTHING, APROPOS OF NOTHING,
191 00:08:58,122 00:09:00,582 WHY DON'T WE ALL GO FOR DINNER TONIGHT, HMM? WHY DON'T WE ALL GO FOR DINNER TONIGHT, HMM?
192 00:09:00,582 00:09:02,418 SOMEWHERE... CANDLELIT. SOMEWHERE... CANDLELIT.
193 00:09:02,418 00:09:03,461 HMM. HMM.
194 00:09:03,461 00:09:05,003 SO...ANYWHERE? SO...ANYWHERE?
195 00:09:05,003 00:09:06,505 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE AT ALL. YEAH, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE AT ALL.
196 00:09:11,635 00:09:13,262 I'VE BROUGHT LUNCHEON, YOUR HIGHNESS. I'VE BROUGHT LUNCHEON, YOUR HIGHNESS.
197 00:09:13,262 00:09:14,679 OH, JUST A MOMENT. OH, JUST A MOMENT.
198 00:09:14,679 00:09:16,640 I'M PRACTICING WRITING MY MARRIED NAME. I'M PRACTICING WRITING MY MARRIED NAME.
199 00:09:16,640 00:09:18,225 OH. OH.
200 00:09:18,225 00:09:21,145 ALTHOUGH, ISN'T IT EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR CURRENT NAME? ALTHOUGH, ISN'T IT EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR CURRENT NAME?
201 00:09:21,145 00:09:22,729 YEAH. YEAH.
202 00:09:25,607 00:09:27,359 MY LADY, I HATE TO TROUBLE YOU MY LADY, I HATE TO TROUBLE YOU
203 00:09:27,359 00:09:30,529 WITH THE PROBLEMS OF THOSE SO FAR, FAR BENEATH YOU. WITH THE PROBLEMS OF THOSE SO FAR, FAR BENEATH YOU.
204 00:09:30,529 00:09:32,239 BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING, BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING,
205 00:09:32,239 00:09:34,783 AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF CONSTANT ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF CONSTANT ESCAPE ATTEMPTS,
206 00:09:34,783 00:09:36,827 YOU'VE SETTLED IN HERE PRETTY FAST. YOU'VE SETTLED IN HERE PRETTY FAST.
207 00:09:38,078 00:09:40,498 MY GWYNNE IS HAVING A HARD TIME ADJUSTING. MY GWYNNE IS HAVING A HARD TIME ADJUSTING.
208 00:09:40,498 00:09:42,582 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP HER? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP HER?
209 00:09:42,582 00:09:45,043 YOU JUST NEED TO LET GWYNNE KNOW HOW SPECIAL SHE IS. YOU JUST NEED TO LET GWYNNE KNOW HOW SPECIAL SHE IS.
210 00:09:45,043 00:09:47,712 BUY HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. BUY HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE.
211 00:09:47,712 00:09:50,341 EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS. EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS.
212 00:09:52,301 00:09:54,094 HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING IN THAT THING? HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING IN THAT THING?
213 00:09:54,094 00:09:55,387 ALLOW ME TO STRAIGHTEN IT FOR YOU. ALLOW ME TO STRAIGHTEN IT FOR YOU.
214 00:09:55,387 00:09:56,721 MINE! MINE!
215 00:09:58,640 00:10:00,892 A MILLION PARDONS, MY LADY. A MILLION PARDONS, MY LADY.
216 00:10:00,892 00:10:02,978 I'LL GO GET YOU A LOZENGE FOR THAT THROAT. I'LL GO GET YOU A LOZENGE FOR THAT THROAT.
217 00:10:20,996 00:10:23,748 MAY I PRESENT TO YOU OUR GUEST OF HONOR, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU OUR GUEST OF HONOR,
218 00:10:23,748 00:10:26,710 ALL THE WAY FROM VALENCIA... ALL THE WAY FROM VALENCIA...
219 00:10:26,710 00:10:28,420 QUEEN MADALENA! QUEEN MADALENA!
220 00:10:30,214 00:10:31,715 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
221 00:10:34,134 00:10:36,470 IT IS SUCH A THRILL TO BE INVITED TO SHARE SUNDAY ROAST IT IS SUCH A THRILL TO BE INVITED TO SHARE SUNDAY ROAST
222 00:10:36,470 00:10:38,556 WITH SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY. WITH SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY.
223 00:10:38,556 00:10:41,475 SO, WHAT ARE WE ROASTING? WILD BOAR, STAG, HERETICS? SO, WHAT ARE WE ROASTING? WILD BOAR, STAG, HERETICS?
224 00:10:42,809 00:10:45,896 OH, NO, MADALENA, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. OH, NO, MADALENA, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
225 00:10:45,896 00:10:47,523 WE'RE ROASTING YOU. WE'RE ROASTING YOU.
226 00:10:47,523 00:10:48,524 WHAT? WHAT?
227 00:10:50,067 00:10:52,236 WELCOME, GENTLE LORDS AND LADIES WELCOME, GENTLE LORDS AND LADIES
228 00:10:52,236 00:10:53,695 AND ESPECIALLY YOU, FRIARS. AND ESPECIALLY YOU, FRIARS.
229 00:10:53,695 00:10:55,280 THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR CLUB. THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR CLUB.
230 00:10:56,407 00:10:59,784 TODAY, WE ROAST QUEEN MADALENA, TODAY, WE ROAST QUEEN MADALENA,
231 00:10:59,784 00:11:02,120 A TARGET SO EASY, IT ALMOST DOESN'T SEEM FAIR. A TARGET SO EASY, IT ALMOST DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.
232 00:11:02,120 00:11:04,081 I KNOW. I KNOW.
233 00:11:04,081 00:11:06,791 NOW, WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE GOT HER TITLE. NOW, WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE GOT HER TITLE.
234 00:11:06,791 00:11:08,793 BY KILLING OR BEHEADING ALL HER EXES, BY KILLING OR BEHEADING ALL HER EXES,
235 00:11:08,793 00:11:10,295 WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW
236 00:11:10,295 00:11:12,506 THAT EVEN WHEN SHE THROWS THEM IN A DUNGEON, THAT EVEN WHEN SHE THROWS THEM IN A DUNGEON,
237 00:11:12,506 00:11:14,341 SHE STILL CAN'T KEEP HER MAN! SHE STILL CAN'T KEEP HER MAN!
238 00:11:15,675 00:11:17,511 BUT THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT BUT THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT
239 00:11:17,511 00:11:20,639 WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HUSSY MADALENA IS. WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HUSSY MADALENA IS.
240 00:11:21,848 00:11:23,058 YEAH, SHE IS VERY REGAL. YEAH, SHE IS VERY REGAL.
241 00:11:23,058 00:11:25,185 WE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WOULD END UP IN A CASTLE. WE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WOULD END UP IN A CASTLE.
242 00:11:25,185 00:11:26,853 YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT SHE'D BE CLEANING IT. YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT SHE'D BE CLEANING IT.
243 00:11:27,854 00:11:30,315 -OKAY, LET'S GET REAL FOR A MOMENT. -OKAY, LET'S GET REAL FOR A MOMENT.
244 00:11:30,315 00:11:33,068 MADALENA, YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL. MADALENA, YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL.
245 00:11:33,068 00:11:34,278 YOU HAVE COME FROM NOTHING, YOU HAVE COME FROM NOTHING,
246 00:11:34,278 00:11:36,655 -AND WE ARE REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU. MM-HMM. -AND WE ARE REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU. MM-HMM.
247 00:11:36,655 00:11:41,326 WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF INTO THE QUEEN WHO HAS EVERYTHING. WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF INTO THE QUEEN WHO HAS EVERYTHING.
248 00:11:41,326 00:11:43,537 EXCEPT LOVE, RESPECT, FRIENDS... EXCEPT LOVE, RESPECT, FRIENDS...
249 00:11:43,537 00:11:45,163 AND A DECENT PAIR OF EARRINGS! AND A DECENT PAIR OF EARRINGS!
250 00:11:45,163 00:11:47,666 OH, YES. OH, YES.
251 00:11:47,666 00:11:48,792 SEE? SEE?
252 00:11:48,792 00:11:50,127 I SEE. I SEE.
253 00:11:56,967 00:11:59,595 THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN FOR US. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN FOR US.
254 00:11:59,595 00:12:01,597 YEAH, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF. YEAH, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF.
255 00:12:01,597 00:12:03,265 I-I LOVED IT. I JUST LOVED IT. I-I LOVED IT. I JUST LOVED IT.
256 00:12:03,265 00:12:05,100 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN.
257 00:12:15,360 00:12:16,361 OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
258 00:12:25,829 00:12:27,080 GWYNNE? GWYNNE?
259 00:12:28,748 00:12:29,749 GWYNDOLIN? GWYNDOLIN?
260 00:12:29,749 00:12:30,959 IN HERE! IN HERE!
261 00:12:41,720 00:12:43,681 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
262 00:12:43,681 00:12:45,349 YOU HAVE A BED TO SLEEP IN NOW. YOU HAVE A BED TO SLEEP IN NOW.
263 00:12:45,349 00:12:47,892 LIKE I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THE THING PEOPLE USE LIKE I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THE THING PEOPLE USE
264 00:12:47,892 00:12:51,938 TO GIVE BIRTH AND DIE IN. SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. TO GIVE BIRTH AND DIE IN. SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY.
265 00:12:51,938 00:12:54,024 WOW. GRIM. WOW. GRIM.
266 00:12:54,024 00:12:56,652 I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THE FANCY FOLK. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THE FANCY FOLK.
267 00:12:56,652 00:12:58,362 IT JUST ISN'T ME. IT JUST ISN'T ME.
268 00:12:58,362 00:12:59,988 I'M NEVER ON EDGE ANYMORE. I'M NEVER ON EDGE ANYMORE.
269 00:12:59,988 00:13:01,781 I HAVEN'T HAD A DISEASE FOR WEEKS. I HAVEN'T HAD A DISEASE FOR WEEKS.
270 00:13:01,781 00:13:03,534 BUT ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? BUT ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?
271 00:13:03,534 00:13:05,952 MAYBE FOR SOME PEOPLE... FOR YOU. MAYBE FOR SOME PEOPLE... FOR YOU.
272 00:13:06,995 00:13:09,206 BUT THE THOUGHT THAT WE'RE DRIFTING APART BUT THE THOUGHT THAT WE'RE DRIFTING APART
273 00:13:09,206 00:13:13,544 HAS GOTTEN ME SO DOWN, I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF DRAWER. HAS GOTTEN ME SO DOWN, I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF DRAWER.
274 00:13:13,544 00:13:15,671 SO I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST LEAVE. SO I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST LEAVE.
275 00:13:17,088 00:13:18,256 WAIT. WAIT.
276 00:13:19,132 00:13:20,634 I'LL PACK OUR THINGS. I'LL PACK OUR THINGS.
277 00:13:25,305 00:13:27,391 -DONE. -WHAT? NO. -DONE. -WHAT? NO.
278 00:13:27,391 00:13:28,600 UNPACK RIGHT NOW. UNPACK RIGHT NOW.
279 00:13:28,600 00:13:30,810 YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU LOVE IT HERE. YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU LOVE IT HERE.
280 00:13:30,810 00:13:33,605 GWYNDOLIN, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? GWYNDOLIN, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
281 00:13:33,605 00:13:35,607 SURE, IT'S NICE NOT GOING HUNGRY, SURE, IT'S NICE NOT GOING HUNGRY,
282 00:13:35,607 00:13:37,401 AND MY BONES DON'T BEND ANYMORE, AND MY BONES DON'T BEND ANYMORE,
283 00:13:37,401 00:13:39,528 AND MY TEETH DON'T WIGGLE IN THEIR SOCKETS. AND MY TEETH DON'T WIGGLE IN THEIR SOCKETS.
284 00:13:41,196 00:13:42,822 I COULD BE THE KING OF A CASTLE... I COULD BE THE KING OF A CASTLE...
285 00:13:44,032 00:13:46,201 BUT WITHOUT YOU, BUT WITHOUT YOU,
286 00:13:46,201 00:13:48,036 I'D BE THE LOWLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. I'D BE THE LOWLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
287 00:13:49,621 00:13:51,122 OH, VINCENZO. OH, VINCENZO.
288 00:13:52,583 00:13:54,209 WE LEAVE THE CASTLE TOGETHER. WE LEAVE THE CASTLE TOGETHER.
289 00:13:57,879 00:14:01,800 SO, AS SOON AS WE'RE ALL SEATED, YOU COME AND SEND FOR ME. SO, AS SOON AS WE'RE ALL SEATED, YOU COME AND SEND FOR ME.
290 00:14:01,800 00:14:03,843 THAT LOOKS ROMANTIC, DOESN'T IT? THAT LOOKS ROMANTIC, DOESN'T IT?
291 00:14:03,843 00:14:06,054 OH, ROBERTA! OOH, YOU LOOK SMASHING! OH, ROBERTA! OOH, YOU LOOK SMASHING!
292 00:14:06,054 00:14:08,181 PLEASE EXCUSE THE DRESS. PLEASE EXCUSE THE DRESS.
293 00:14:08,181 00:14:10,809 THE BLOUSE I USUALLY WEAR UNDER IT HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED. THE BLOUSE I USUALLY WEAR UNDER IT HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED.
294 00:14:10,809 00:14:12,352 WHA-- MINE, TOO! WHA-- MINE, TOO!
295 00:14:12,352 00:14:14,312 MUST BE FAIRIES. BIG PROBLEM AROUND HERE. MUST BE FAIRIES. BIG PROBLEM AROUND HERE.
296 00:14:14,312 00:14:15,522 SHALL WE SIT? SHALL WE SIT?
297 00:14:15,522 00:14:16,398 OH. OH.
298 00:14:16,398 00:14:17,775 -YOU'RE OVER THERE. OKAY. -YOU'RE OVER THERE. OKAY.
299 00:14:19,859 00:14:21,403 YOU'RE ACROSS FROM HER. YOU'RE ACROSS FROM HER.
300 00:14:22,195 00:14:23,614 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
301 00:14:23,614 00:14:25,031 ISN'T THIS NICE? MM. ISN'T THIS NICE? MM.
302 00:14:25,031 00:14:27,492 -AN URGENT CROW FOR YOU, SIR. -AN URGENT CROW FOR YOU, SIR.
303 00:14:27,492 00:14:29,661 -OH, THANK YOU. -OH, THANK YOU.
304 00:14:29,661 00:14:31,955 UNEXPECTED. UNEXPECTED.
305 00:14:31,955 00:14:34,165 OH. I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS. OH. I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS.
306 00:14:34,165 00:14:36,084 UH, YOU CARRY ON WITHOUT ME. UH, YOU CARRY ON WITHOUT ME.
307 00:14:36,084 00:14:37,377 HERE. HERE.
308 00:14:37,377 00:14:38,837 OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.
309 00:14:41,590 00:14:42,882 OH. OH.
310 00:14:42,882 00:14:44,802 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
311 00:14:45,969 00:14:47,554 HE'S-- HE'S A BIT ODD. HE'S-- HE'S A BIT ODD.
312 00:14:49,180 00:14:51,015 I'M SORRY. THIS IS CRAZY. I'M SORRY. THIS IS CRAZY.
313 00:14:51,015 00:14:52,559 IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A WEEK AGO IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A WEEK AGO
314 00:14:52,559 00:14:54,394 THAT I WOULD BE SITTING HERE WITH MY OLD PAL BOBBY, THAT I WOULD BE SITTING HERE WITH MY OLD PAL BOBBY,
315 00:14:54,394 00:14:56,480 I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT A GOBLIN IN YOUR HEAD. I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT A GOBLIN IN YOUR HEAD.
316 00:14:56,480 00:14:58,064 -OH, GUESS WHAT! -OH, GUESS WHAT!
317 00:14:58,064 00:15:00,442 I CAN STILL FIT MY ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH. DO YOU WANT TO SEE? I CAN STILL FIT MY ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH. DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
318 00:15:00,442 00:15:02,110 -OH. -OH.
319 00:15:02,110 00:15:05,697 OH, RICHARD, HONESTLY, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? OH, RICHARD, HONESTLY, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
320 00:15:05,697 00:15:07,783 -LUTES. -LUTES.
321 00:15:08,908 00:15:10,869 -VIOLS. -VIOLS.
322 00:15:10,869 00:15:12,746 IRRITATING LITTLE CRUMHORNS. IRRITATING LITTLE CRUMHORNS.
323 00:15:12,746 00:15:14,914
324 00:15:18,460 00:15:24,591 ♪ GAZE AT THE PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU NOW ♪ ♪ GAZE AT THE PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU NOW ♪
325 00:15:24,591 00:15:30,514 ♪ FEEL THE SWEET SPARK OF CONNECTION ♪ ♪ FEEL THE SWEET SPARK OF CONNECTION ♪
326 00:15:30,514 00:15:36,436 ♪ IF YOU DON'T SCREW UP THIS MOMENT SOMEHOW ♪ ♪ IF YOU DON'T SCREW UP THIS MOMENT SOMEHOW ♪
327 00:15:36,436 00:15:41,065 ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪
328 00:15:42,359 00:15:45,111 ♪ DON'T BE TOO NEEDY ♪ ♪ DON'T BE TOO NEEDY ♪
329 00:15:45,111 00:15:48,532 ♪ OR BRING UP YOUR EX ♪ ♪ OR BRING UP YOUR EX ♪
330 00:15:48,532 00:15:51,493 ♪ DON'T SAY THE WORDS ♪ ♪ DON'T SAY THE WORDS ♪
331 00:15:51,493 00:15:54,496 ♪ "HERPES SIMPLEX" ♪ ♪ "HERPES SIMPLEX" ♪
332 00:15:54,496 00:15:57,040 ♪ DON'T EVER MENTION ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER MENTION ♪
333 00:15:57,040 00:16:00,377 ♪ YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX ♪ ♪ YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX ♪
334 00:16:00,377 00:16:01,920 ♪ TRUST ME ♪ ♪ TRUST ME ♪
335 00:16:01,920 00:16:03,380 ♪ I PROMISE ♪ ♪ I PROMISE ♪
336 00:16:03,380 00:16:06,591 ♪ SHE KNOWS ♪ ♪ SHE KNOWS ♪
337 00:16:06,591 00:16:12,514 ♪ AND NOW HER DEFENSES ARE STARTING TO FALL ♪ ♪ AND NOW HER DEFENSES ARE STARTING TO FALL ♪
338 00:16:12,514 00:16:17,018 ♪ SMILE AND RETURN HER AFFECTION ♪ ♪ SMILE AND RETURN HER AFFECTION ♪
339 00:16:18,395 00:16:24,359 ♪ IF YOU DON'T MANAGE TO RUIN IT ALL ♪ ♪ IF YOU DON'T MANAGE TO RUIN IT ALL ♪
340 00:16:24,359 00:16:29,280 ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪
341 00:16:31,282 00:16:33,744 IT IS THE DAMNEDEST THING,BUT... IT IS THE DAMNEDEST THING,BUT...
342 00:16:33,744 00:16:35,829 LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW... LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW...
343 00:16:35,829 00:16:38,122 YEAH. YEAH.
344 00:16:38,122 00:16:39,875 ...I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS IF-- ...I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS IF--
345 00:16:39,875 00:16:41,292 -YOU'RE ON FIRE. -YOU'RE ON FIRE.
346 00:16:41,292 00:16:43,712 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY I'M ON "FIRE," BUT-- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY I'M ON "FIRE," BUT--
347 00:16:43,712 00:16:45,463 NO, NO, YOU'RE ON FIRE! NO, NO, YOU'RE ON FIRE!
348 00:16:46,798 00:16:48,174 OH! OH, OH, GOD! OH! OH, OH, GOD!
349 00:16:48,174 00:16:51,219 OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
350 00:16:51,219 00:16:53,638 ♪ DON'T BEGIN SCREAMING ♪ ♪ DON'T BEGIN SCREAMING ♪
351 00:16:53,638 00:16:55,682 ♪ YOU'LL BLOW THE WHOLE MOOD ♪ ♪ YOU'LL BLOW THE WHOLE MOOD ♪
352 00:16:55,682 00:16:57,058 OH, NO! OW! OW! OH, GOD! OH, NO! OW! OW! OH, GOD!
353 00:16:57,058 00:17:00,854 ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪
354 00:17:00,854 00:17:03,064 OW! OW!
355 00:17:03,064 00:17:07,444 ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪
356 00:17:15,368 00:17:16,620 WHAT'S ALL THIS? WHAT'S ALL THIS?
357 00:17:16,620 00:17:19,372 I JUST PACKED UP ALL YOUR GEAR LIKE A GOOD SIDEKICK. I JUST PACKED UP ALL YOUR GEAR LIKE A GOOD SIDEKICK.
358 00:17:19,372 00:17:22,292 BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO LAST NIGHT. BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO LAST NIGHT.
359 00:17:22,292 00:17:24,669 OH, YEAH. I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS. OH, YEAH. I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS.
360 00:17:25,754 00:17:27,505 BECAUSE I SANG IT... OUT LOUD. BECAUSE I SANG IT... OUT LOUD.
361 00:17:27,505 00:17:29,549 HEY, BOBBY, I WAS RIGHT! HEY, BOBBY, I WAS RIGHT!
362 00:17:29,549 00:17:31,175 GALAVANT WAS TRYING TO SET US UP. GALAVANT WAS TRYING TO SET US UP.
363 00:17:31,175 00:17:32,469 HILARIOUS! HILARIOUS!
364 00:17:32,469 00:17:34,429 -CREEPY, RIGHT? -DISGUSTING! -CREEPY, RIGHT? -DISGUSTING!
365 00:17:34,429 00:17:36,306 -THE WORST! -YEAH, ALL RIGHT. -THE WORST! -YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
366 00:17:36,306 00:17:37,724 BUT, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT. BUT, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT.
367 00:17:37,724 00:17:39,476 WE KNOW THAT WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS. WE KNOW THAT WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS.
368 00:17:41,227 00:17:42,353 RIGHT. RIGHT.
369 00:17:42,353 00:17:45,398 MM. SO, WHAT'S NEXT? MM. SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
370 00:17:45,398 00:17:47,025 WE HEAD TO THE FOREST. WE HEAD TO THE FOREST.
371 00:17:47,025 00:17:49,277 I HEAR THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SOUTHERN REACH. I HEAR THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SOUTHERN REACH.
372 00:17:49,277 00:17:52,071 PERHAPS WE CAN CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN US IN ATTACKING HORTENSIA. PERHAPS WE CAN CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN US IN ATTACKING HORTENSIA.
373 00:17:52,071 00:17:53,740 SO, WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED. SO, WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED.
374 00:17:53,740 00:17:56,242 YEP! NOTHING HAS CHANGED. YEP! NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
375 00:17:56,242 00:17:57,828 NOTHING. NOTHING.
376 00:18:00,872 00:18:02,040 NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING AT ALL.
377 00:18:07,462 00:18:08,922 YOUR TURN. YOUR TURN.
378 00:18:10,048 00:18:11,800 AM I... KING ARTHUR? AM I... KING ARTHUR?
379 00:18:13,176 00:18:16,429 YEAH. YEAH.
380 00:18:16,429 00:18:19,432 SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO HALF-WITS DO WHEN I'M GONE? SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO HALF-WITS DO WHEN I'M GONE?
381 00:18:19,432 00:18:21,309 JUST GET SLOSHED? JUST GET SLOSHED?
382 00:18:21,309 00:18:23,269 STEADY ON, QUEENIE. STEADY ON, QUEENIE.
383 00:18:23,269 00:18:26,648 I'M COMPLETELY SOBER, AND HE'S ONLY HAD ONE. I'M COMPLETELY SOBER, AND HE'S ONLY HAD ONE.
384 00:18:30,193 00:18:31,611 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
385 00:18:33,697 00:18:35,198 NOTHING. NOTHING.
386 00:18:35,198 00:18:36,908 IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. DANCED ALL NIGHT. IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. DANCED ALL NIGHT.
387 00:18:36,908 00:18:39,536 YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU'D EVER BEEN ANYWHERE NICE. YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU'D EVER BEEN ANYWHERE NICE.
388 00:18:50,839 00:18:52,215 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
389 00:18:54,885 00:18:57,846 ♪ WHAT AM I FEELING? ♪ ♪ WHAT AM I FEELING? ♪
390 00:18:57,846 00:19:00,891 ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪
391 00:19:00,891 00:19:06,688 ♪ COULD I BE FEELING SOMEHOW? ♪ ♪ COULD I BE FEELING SOMEHOW? ♪
392 00:19:06,688 00:19:12,777 ♪ ALL THIS TIME, I'VE NEVER TRULY HAD ONE ♪ ♪ ALL THIS TIME, I'VE NEVER TRULY HAD ONE ♪
393 00:19:12,777 00:19:16,698 ♪ WHY WOULD I BE STARTING NOW? ♪ ♪ WHY WOULD I BE STARTING NOW? ♪
394 00:19:18,658 00:19:20,785 ♪ IF IT'S A FEELING ♪ ♪ IF IT'S A FEELING ♪
395 00:19:22,537 00:19:24,748 ♪ TRULY A FEELING ♪ ♪ TRULY A FEELING ♪
396 00:19:24,748 00:19:29,044 ♪ WHY IS IT HURTING ME SO? ♪ ♪ WHY IS IT HURTING ME SO? ♪
397 00:19:30,712 00:19:37,176 ♪ COULD IT BE MY FIRST ONE IS A BAD ONE? ♪ ♪ COULD IT BE MY FIRST ONE IS A BAD ONE? ♪
398 00:19:37,176 00:19:40,680 ♪ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? ♪ ♪ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? ♪
399 00:19:40,680 00:19:48,730 ♪ IS IT MEANT TO MAKE YOUR INSIDES ACHE? ♪ ♪ IS IT MEANT TO MAKE YOUR INSIDES ACHE? ♪
400 00:19:48,730 00:19:52,692 ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOUR CHEST GO TIGHT? ♪ ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOUR CHEST GO TIGHT? ♪
401 00:19:54,652 00:19:58,406 ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOU SWEAT AND SHAKE? ♪ ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOU SWEAT AND SHAKE? ♪
402 00:19:59,950 00:20:04,871 ♪ HOW COULD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BE RIGHT? ♪ ♪ HOW COULD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BE RIGHT? ♪
403 00:20:06,831 00:20:08,833 ♪ IF I AM FEELING ♪ ♪ IF I AM FEELING ♪
404 00:20:09,876 00:20:12,670 ♪ SOME STUPID FEELING ♪ ♪ SOME STUPID FEELING ♪
405 00:20:12,670 00:20:16,674 ♪ WHY CAN'T IT JUST GO AWAY? ♪ ♪ WHY CAN'T IT JUST GO AWAY? ♪
406 00:20:18,676 00:20:23,807 ♪ WHY DID ALL THESE FEELINGS HAVE TO START? ♪ ♪ WHY DID ALL THESE FEELINGS HAVE TO START? ♪
407 00:20:23,807 00:20:24,975 GALAVANT? GALAVANT?
408 00:20:24,975 00:20:29,896 ♪ TEARING AT MY ARMOR-PLATED HEART ♪ ♪ TEARING AT MY ARMOR-PLATED HEART ♪
409 00:20:29,896 00:20:31,272 ISABELLA? ISABELLA?
410 00:20:31,272 00:20:36,820 ♪ WHAT IF, GOD FORBID, THEY'RE HERE TO STAY? ♪ ♪ WHAT IF, GOD FORBID, THEY'RE HERE TO STAY? ♪
411 00:20:38,071 00:20:40,615 ♪ HOW CAN I UNFEEL ♪ ♪ HOW CAN I UNFEEL ♪
412 00:20:40,615 00:20:46,621 ♪ THE WAY I FEEL TODA-A-A-A-A-Y? ♪ ♪ THE WAY I FEEL TODA-A-A-A-A-Y? ♪
413 00:20:50,708 00:20:54,462 -WHAT'S THIS? -A PRESENT. -WHAT'S THIS? -A PRESENT.
414 00:20:54,462 00:20:57,548 I GOT YOU THE SAME EXACT EARRINGS THOSE QUEENS HAD. I GOT YOU THE SAME EXACT EARRINGS THOSE QUEENS HAD.
415 00:21:01,052 00:21:02,929 OH, I FORGOT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF. OH, I FORGOT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF.
416 00:21:02,929 00:21:04,263 NO. NO.
417 00:21:04,263 00:21:06,057 I LIKE THEM THIS WAY. I LIKE THEM THIS WAY.
418 00:21:11,270 00:21:12,563 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
419 00:21:22,199 00:21:25,076 ♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING? ♪ ♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING? ♪
420 00:21:25,076 00:21:28,329 ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪
421 00:21:31,541 00:21:33,668 GABBY, NO! GABBY, NO!