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1 | 00:00:08,259 | 00:00:09,969 | LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. | LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. |
2 | 00:00:09,969 | 00:00:12,471 | IF YOU HELP ME SAVE MY LOVE, | IF YOU HELP ME SAVE MY LOVE, |
3 | 00:00:12,471 | 00:00:14,974 | YOU'LL BE CELEBRATED IN SONG FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, | YOU'LL BE CELEBRATED IN SONG FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, |
4 | 00:00:14,974 | 00:00:17,017 | AND THAT'S A PROMISE FROM GALAVANT, | AND THAT'S A PROMISE FROM GALAVANT, |
5 | 00:00:17,017 | 00:00:18,728 | THE MOST BELOVED WARRIOR IN THE FIVE KINGDOMS | THE MOST BELOVED WARRIOR IN THE FIVE KINGDOMS |
6 | 00:00:18,728 | 00:00:21,522 | AND KNIGHT BEAT MAGAZINE'S SWORDSMAN OF THE YEAR... | AND KNIGHT BEAT MAGAZINE'S SWORDSMAN OF THE YEAR... |
7 | 00:00:21,522 | 00:00:23,775 | THREE TIMES RUNNING. | THREE TIMES RUNNING. |
8 | 00:00:23,775 | 00:00:27,987 | YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN US YOUR RESUME. SO... | YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN US YOUR RESUME. SO... |
9 | 00:00:27,987 | 00:00:30,322 | WHAT'S IN THIS DEAL FOR US? | WHAT'S IN THIS DEAL FOR US? |
10 | 00:00:30,322 | 00:00:32,909 | PERHAPS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. | PERHAPS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP. |
11 | 00:00:32,909 | 00:00:33,910 | JEWEL OF VALENCIA! | JEWEL OF VALENCIA! |
12 | 00:00:33,910 | 00:00:35,369 | BOOM! | BOOM! |
13 | 00:00:35,369 | 00:00:36,746 | WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? | WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? |
14 | 00:00:36,746 | 00:00:38,372 | I SMUGGLED IT OUT WHEN WE ESCAPED FROM THE KINGDOM. | I SMUGGLED IT OUT WHEN WE ESCAPED FROM THE KINGDOM. |
15 | 00:00:38,372 | 00:00:40,165 | HOW? WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH US. | HOW? WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH US. |
16 | 00:00:40,165 | 00:00:42,209 | I SWALLOWED IT. | I SWALLOWED IT. |
17 | 00:00:42,209 | 00:00:44,086 | IT'S HUGE. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. | IT'S HUGE. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. |
18 | 00:00:44,086 | 00:00:46,088 | I HAD TO SLATHER IT WITH BACON GREASE TO CHOKE IT DOWN. | I HAD TO SLATHER IT WITH BACON GREASE TO CHOKE IT DOWN. |
19 | 00:00:46,088 | 00:00:47,715 | RICHARD, THAT'S INSANE. | RICHARD, THAT'S INSANE. |
20 | 00:00:47,715 | 00:00:49,550 | NO, WHAT'S INSANE IS WHEN IT CAME OUT. | NO, WHAT'S INSANE IS WHEN IT CAME OUT. |
21 | 00:00:49,550 | 00:00:50,760 | DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY ON THE SHIP | DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DAY ON THE SHIP |
22 | 00:00:50,760 | 00:00:52,219 | WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FOR HOURS? | WHEN I WAS SCREAMING FOR HOURS? |
23 | 00:00:52,219 | 00:00:54,221 | WELL, NOW I KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT. | WELL, NOW I KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WAS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT. |
24 | 00:00:54,221 | 00:00:55,097 | ENOUGH! | ENOUGH! |
25 | 00:00:56,766 | 00:00:58,392 | WE HAVE A DEAL. | WE HAVE A DEAL. |
26 | 00:00:58,392 | 00:01:00,645 | I MEAN, RINSE IT OFF ONE MORE TIME... | I MEAN, RINSE IT OFF ONE MORE TIME... |
27 | 00:01:00,645 | 00:01:01,980 | AND WE HAVE A DEAL. | AND WE HAVE A DEAL. |
28 | 00:01:01,980 | 00:01:03,481 | EXCELLENT. | EXCELLENT. |
29 | 00:01:03,481 | 00:01:05,483 | UH, CAN I JUST SAY, | UH, CAN I JUST SAY, |
30 | 00:01:05,483 | 00:01:08,277 | IT IS SO NICE TO NEGOTIATE WITH MEN OF HONOR. | IT IS SO NICE TO NEGOTIATE WITH MEN OF HONOR. |
31 | 00:01:08,277 | 00:01:10,154 | I MEAN, YOU OUTNUMBER US TEN TO ONE. | I MEAN, YOU OUTNUMBER US TEN TO ONE. |
32 | 00:01:10,154 | 00:01:11,530 | YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY MURDERED US | YOU COULD'VE JUST AS EASILY MURDERED US |
33 | 00:01:11,530 | 00:01:14,283 | AND KEPT THE JEWEL FOR YOURSELF, BUT, YOU, SIR... | AND KEPT THE JEWEL FOR YOURSELF, BUT, YOU, SIR... |
34 | 00:01:14,283 | 00:01:15,785 | ARE A CLASS ACT. | ARE A CLASS ACT. |
35 | 00:01:19,956 | 00:01:21,165 | ROBERTA, WE'RE LEAVING! | ROBERTA, WE'RE LEAVING! |
36 | 00:01:21,165 | 00:01:23,208 | GRAB THE HORSES, PUP-PUP! | GRAB THE HORSES, PUP-PUP! |
37 | 00:01:23,208 | 00:01:25,294 | RIGHT! UH... PUP-PUP? | RIGHT! UH... PUP-PUP? |
38 | 00:01:25,294 | 00:01:27,588 | WELL, NO ONE'S CALLED ME THAT SINCE... | WELL, NO ONE'S CALLED ME THAT SINCE... |
39 | 00:01:27,588 | 00:01:29,048 | WAIT A MINUTE. | WAIT A MINUTE. |
40 | 00:01:32,510 | 00:01:34,804 | ARE YOU ROBERTA STEINGAS? | ARE YOU ROBERTA STEINGAS? |
41 | 00:01:34,804 | 00:01:37,015 | -I AM! | -I AM! |
42 | 00:01:37,015 | 00:01:38,975 | OH...MY...GOD! | OH...MY...GOD! |
43 | 00:01:38,975 | 00:01:41,894 | BOBBY STEINGAS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? | BOBBY STEINGAS! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? |
44 | 00:01:41,894 | 00:01:44,313 | I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. DUCK! | I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. DUCK! |
45 | 00:01:44,313 | 00:01:46,440 | NOT REMEMBER YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY? | NOT REMEMBER YOU? ARE YOU CRAZY? |
46 | 00:01:46,440 | 00:01:48,275 | WE GREW UP TOGETHER, YOU BIG DUMMY! | WE GREW UP TOGETHER, YOU BIG DUMMY! |
47 | 00:01:49,151 | 00:01:51,278 | GALAVANT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FREAKIN' BELIEVE THIS! | GALAVANT, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FREAKIN' BELIEVE THIS! |
48 | 00:01:51,278 | 00:01:54,156 | OUR NEW TRAVELING COMPANION IS BOBBY STEINGAS! | OUR NEW TRAVELING COMPANION IS BOBBY STEINGAS! |
49 | 00:01:54,156 | 00:01:56,325 | SHE WAS ONE OF THE CHILDREN MY PARENTS USED TO HIRE TO PLAY WITH ME! | SHE WAS ONE OF THE CHILDREN MY PARENTS USED TO HIRE TO PLAY WITH ME! |
50 | 00:01:56,325 | 00:01:58,036 | DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD CATCH UP LATER?! | DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD CATCH UP LATER?! |
51 | 00:01:58,036 | 00:02:00,579 | OH, SURE, SHE WAS SEVEN AND I WAS 13, | OH, SURE, SHE WAS SEVEN AND I WAS 13, |
52 | 00:02:00,579 | 00:02:03,248 | BUT IT JUST WORKED, YOU KNOW? | BUT IT JUST WORKED, YOU KNOW? |
53 | 00:02:03,248 | 00:02:04,959 | YEAH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. | YEAH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. |
54 | 00:02:11,256 | 00:02:13,592 | RICHARD, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. | RICHARD, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. |
55 | 00:02:13,592 | 00:02:15,845 | YES, IT'S GOOD YOU SMUGGLED THE JEWEL OUT IN YOUR... | YES, IT'S GOOD YOU SMUGGLED THE JEWEL OUT IN YOUR... |
56 | 00:02:15,845 | 00:02:17,304 | BOTTOM. WELL, MOUTH FIRST. | BOTTOM. WELL, MOUTH FIRST. |
57 | 00:02:17,304 | 00:02:18,138 | WAIT, WHAT? | WAIT, WHAT? |
58 | 00:02:18,138 | 00:02:19,765 | BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE MISTAKES. | BUT WE CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE MISTAKES. |
59 | 00:02:19,765 | 00:02:21,475 | THIS JEWEL IS NOW OUR KEY TO GETTING AN ARMY. | THIS JEWEL IS NOW OUR KEY TO GETTING AN ARMY. |
60 | 00:02:21,475 | 00:02:25,145 | AND IT'S ISABELLA'S LIFE, HER SALVATION. | AND IT'S ISABELLA'S LIFE, HER SALVATION. |
61 | 00:02:25,145 | 00:02:27,023 | HOW SHE MUST BE SUFFERING IN HORTENSIA. | HOW SHE MUST BE SUFFERING IN HORTENSIA. |
62 | 00:02:35,614 | 00:02:37,241 | NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. | NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. |
63 | 00:02:37,241 | 00:02:40,202 | JESTER, IT'S SLIDE, BACK, SLIDE. | JESTER, IT'S SLIDE, BACK, SLIDE. |
64 | 00:02:40,202 | 00:02:41,704 | PLEASE GET IT RIGHT, | PLEASE GET IT RIGHT, |
65 | 00:02:41,704 | 00:02:44,623 | OTHERWISE MY WEDDING DANCE IS GONNA LOOK SO STUPID. | OTHERWISE MY WEDDING DANCE IS GONNA LOOK SO STUPID. |
66 | 00:02:44,623 | 00:02:47,251 | SORRY, PRINCESS. I'M A PROP COMIC, NOT A DANCER. | SORRY, PRINCESS. I'M A PROP COMIC, NOT A DANCER. |
67 | 00:02:47,251 | 00:02:48,210 | EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. | EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. |
68 | 00:02:48,210 | 00:02:50,546 | SNACKY TIME! -YAY! | SNACKY TIME! -YAY! |
69 | 00:02:52,798 | 00:02:55,384 | OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE FIVE. | OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE FIVE. |
70 | 00:02:58,679 | 00:03:01,682 | MILADY, I HOPE IT WON'T SOUND IMPERTINENT, | MILADY, I HOPE IT WON'T SOUND IMPERTINENT, |
71 | 00:03:01,682 | 00:03:05,436 | BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING THE BIG CHANGE THAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY. | BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING THE BIG CHANGE THAT'S COME OVER YOU LATELY. |
72 | 00:03:05,436 | 00:03:09,065 | OH. I GUESS I'M JUST HAPPY. | OH. I GUESS I'M JUST HAPPY. |
73 | 00:03:09,065 | 00:03:11,483 | AFTER ALL, I AM GETTING MARRIED! | AFTER ALL, I AM GETTING MARRIED! |
74 | 00:03:11,483 | 00:03:14,570 | YEAH, BUT YOUR PUPILS JUST SPUN 'ROUND THEN, | YEAH, BUT YOUR PUPILS JUST SPUN 'ROUND THEN, |
75 | 00:03:14,570 | 00:03:16,030 | AND YOUR TIARA STARTED TO GLOW, WHICH-- | AND YOUR TIARA STARTED TO GLOW, WHICH-- |
76 | 00:03:16,030 | 00:03:20,159 | SHE SAID... SHE'S HAPPY, OKAY? | SHE SAID... SHE'S HAPPY, OKAY? |
77 | 00:03:20,159 | 00:03:21,452 | RIGHT. | RIGHT. |
78 | 00:03:21,452 | 00:03:24,038 | LET'S ALL GO BACK TO ONE, SHALL WE? | LET'S ALL GO BACK TO ONE, SHALL WE? |
79 | 00:03:31,170 | 00:03:34,132 | CHEF, NO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY! | CHEF, NO! DON'T THROW IT AWAY! |
80 | 00:03:34,132 | 00:03:38,385 | GWYNDOLIN, BAE, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE. | GWYNDOLIN, BAE, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE. |
81 | 00:03:38,385 | 00:03:40,846 | WE ARE OFFICIALLY BIG-PIMPIN'. | WE ARE OFFICIALLY BIG-PIMPIN'. |
82 | 00:03:40,846 | 00:03:43,223 | NO MORE LIVING ON LEFTOVERS. | NO MORE LIVING ON LEFTOVERS. |
83 | 00:03:43,223 | 00:03:45,810 | WE CAN BE AS WASTEFUL AS THE FINE FOLK. | WE CAN BE AS WASTEFUL AS THE FINE FOLK. |
84 | 00:03:47,686 | 00:03:50,731 | I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. | I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. |
85 | 00:03:50,731 | 00:03:53,609 | OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT FEELS FANTASTIC! | OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT FEELS FANTASTIC! |
86 | 00:03:53,609 | 00:03:55,069 | ♪ | ♪ |
87 | 00:03:55,069 | 00:03:57,571 | ♪ WE GOT A SNAZZY, NEW ROOM ♪ | ♪ WE GOT A SNAZZY, NEW ROOM ♪ |
88 | 00:03:57,571 | 00:03:59,281 | ♪ WITH TWO WHOLE BENCHES ♪ | ♪ WITH TWO WHOLE BENCHES ♪ |
89 | 00:03:59,281 | 00:04:02,076 | ♪ IT'S PRACTICALLY RODENT-FREE ♪ | ♪ IT'S PRACTICALLY RODENT-FREE ♪ |
90 | 00:04:03,035 | 00:04:04,787 | ♪ WE'VE GOT EXPENSIVE PERFUME ♪ | ♪ WE'VE GOT EXPENSIVE PERFUME ♪ |
91 | 00:04:04,787 | 00:04:06,831 | ♪ FOR ALL OUR STENCHES ♪ | ♪ FOR ALL OUR STENCHES ♪ |
92 | 00:04:06,831 | 00:04:09,834 | ♪ AS SWELLEGANT AS CAN BE ♪ | ♪ AS SWELLEGANT AS CAN BE ♪ |
93 | 00:04:09,834 | 00:04:12,128 | ♪ AND WITH THESE POINTY, NEW SHOES ♪ | ♪ AND WITH THESE POINTY, NEW SHOES ♪ |
94 | 00:04:12,128 | 00:04:14,463 | ♪ TO WALK THROUGH MUD IN ♪ | ♪ TO WALK THROUGH MUD IN ♪ |
95 | 00:04:14,463 | 00:04:18,717 | ♪ FANCY SILK SQUARES TO COUGH UP BLOOD IN ♪ | ♪ FANCY SILK SQUARES TO COUGH UP BLOOD IN ♪ |
96 | 00:04:18,717 | 00:04:21,261 | ♪ BABY, LET'S FACE IT ♪ | ♪ BABY, LET'S FACE IT ♪ |
97 | 00:04:21,261 | 00:04:23,555 | ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ | ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ |
98 | 00:04:23,555 | 00:04:26,017 | I SUPPOSE IT IS RATHER NICE. | I SUPPOSE IT IS RATHER NICE. |
99 | 00:04:26,017 | 00:04:30,312 | ♪ WE'VE GOT THE CLASSIER TYPE OF BEDBUG SPECIES ♪ | ♪ WE'VE GOT THE CLASSIER TYPE OF BEDBUG SPECIES ♪ |
100 | 00:04:30,312 | 00:04:33,315 | ♪ BETWEEN OUR NEW BURLAP SHEETS ♪ | ♪ BETWEEN OUR NEW BURLAP SHEETS ♪ |
101 | 00:04:33,315 | 00:04:35,567 | ♪ WE'VE GOT A CUSTOM-MADE PIPE ♪ | ♪ WE'VE GOT A CUSTOM-MADE PIPE ♪ |
102 | 00:04:35,567 | 00:04:37,569 | ♪ THAT DUMPS OUR FECES ♪ | ♪ THAT DUMPS OUR FECES ♪ |
103 | 00:04:37,569 | 00:04:40,614 | ♪ ON ONE OF THE NICER STREETS ♪ | ♪ ON ONE OF THE NICER STREETS ♪ |
104 | 00:04:40,614 | 00:04:44,952 | ♪ AND WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS INSIDE OUR BREECHES ♪ | ♪ AND WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING AMISS INSIDE OUR BREECHES ♪ |
105 | 00:04:44,952 | 00:04:49,081 | ♪ OUR BARBER APPLIES HIS FATTEST LEECHES ♪ | ♪ OUR BARBER APPLIES HIS FATTEST LEECHES ♪ |
106 | 00:04:49,081 | 00:04:52,210 | ♪ WHY NOT EMBRACE IT? ♪ | ♪ WHY NOT EMBRACE IT? ♪ |
107 | 00:04:52,210 | 00:04:54,503 | ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ | ♪ THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ♪ |
108 | 00:04:55,629 | 00:04:59,217 | ♪ WE'RE PART OF THE UPPER LOWER CLASS NOW ♪ | ♪ WE'RE PART OF THE UPPER LOWER CLASS NOW ♪ |
109 | 00:04:59,217 | 00:05:02,970 | ♪ SICKLY, YET, OH, SO CHIC ♪ | ♪ SICKLY, YET, OH, SO CHIC ♪ |
110 | 00:05:02,970 | 00:05:04,555 | ♪ OUR GLASS IS HALF FULL ♪ | ♪ OUR GLASS IS HALF FULL ♪ |
111 | 00:05:04,555 | 00:05:06,557 | ♪ WE OWN A GLASS NOW ♪ | ♪ WE OWN A GLASS NOW ♪ |
112 | 00:05:06,557 | 00:05:08,142 | ♪ WE BATHE ONCE A WEEK ♪ | ♪ WE BATHE ONCE A WEEK ♪ |
113 | 00:05:08,142 | 00:05:10,019 | ♪ WELL, "BATHE," SO TO SPEAK ♪ | ♪ WELL, "BATHE," SO TO SPEAK ♪ |
114 | 00:05:10,019 | 00:05:13,814 | ♪ AND AS OUR STATION IN LIFE KEEPS GROWING STRONGER ♪ | ♪ AND AS OUR STATION IN LIFE KEEPS GROWING STRONGER ♪ |
115 | 00:05:13,814 | 00:05:16,942 | ♪ WE'RE GROWING IN MORE WAYS, TOO ♪ | ♪ WE'RE GROWING IN MORE WAYS, TOO ♪ |
116 | 00:05:16,942 | 00:05:21,113 | ♪ I THINK MY TAPEWORM IS, LIKE, A WHOLE FOOT LONGER ♪ | ♪ I THINK MY TAPEWORM IS, LIKE, A WHOLE FOOT LONGER ♪ |
117 | 00:05:21,113 | 00:05:24,449 | ♪ BY NOW I MIGHT HAVE A FEW ♪ | ♪ BY NOW I MIGHT HAVE A FEW ♪ |
118 | 00:05:24,449 | 00:05:28,579 | ♪ AND THOUGH OUR BREATH AND OUR TEETH MAY STILL BE ROTTEN ♪ | ♪ AND THOUGH OUR BREATH AND OUR TEETH MAY STILL BE ROTTEN ♪ |
119 | 00:05:28,579 | 00:05:32,791 | ♪ TOGETHER, JUST LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE GOTTEN ♪ | ♪ TOGETHER, JUST LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE GOTTEN ♪ |
120 | 00:05:32,791 | 00:05:36,212 | ♪ BABY, WE MADE IT ♪ | ♪ BABY, WE MADE IT ♪ |
121 | 00:05:36,212 | 00:05:40,007 | ♪ TOTALLY SLAYED IT ♪ | ♪ TOTALLY SLAYED IT ♪ |
122 | 00:05:40,007 | 00:05:43,427 | ♪ WHY WOULD WE TRADE IT? ♪ | ♪ WHY WOULD WE TRADE IT? ♪ |
123 | 00:05:43,427 | 00:05:45,846 | ♪ THIS IS ♪ | ♪ THIS IS ♪ |
124 | 00:05:45,846 | 00:05:50,559 | ♪ AS GOOD AS IT GE-E-E-E-E-E-TS ♪ | ♪ AS GOOD AS IT GE-E-E-E-E-E-TS ♪ |
125 | 00:05:58,776 | 00:06:00,945 | GO AHEAD. I KNOW IT'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY. | GO AHEAD. I KNOW IT'S DRIVING YOU CRAZY. |
126 | 00:06:02,613 | 00:06:04,698 | ♪ | ♪ |
127 | 00:06:16,210 | 00:06:18,796 | WHICH ARE BETTER-- GOLD OR DIAMONDS? | WHICH ARE BETTER-- GOLD OR DIAMONDS? |
128 | 00:06:18,796 | 00:06:20,131 | GOLD? DIAMONDS? | GOLD? DIAMONDS? |
129 | 00:06:20,131 | 00:06:21,548 | I'M GOING WITH GOLD. | I'M GOING WITH GOLD. |
130 | 00:06:21,548 | 00:06:23,301 | THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, MY QUEEN. | THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, MY QUEEN. |
131 | 00:06:23,301 | 00:06:24,843 | AND YOU'RE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ME LOOK POOR? | AND YOU'RE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ME LOOK POOR? |
132 | 00:06:24,843 | 00:06:26,428 | NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOLD. | NO, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOLD. |
133 | 00:06:29,014 | 00:06:30,224 | STILL WITH THE EARRINGS? | STILL WITH THE EARRINGS? |
134 | 00:06:30,224 | 00:06:32,017 | FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST PICK A PAIR, | FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST PICK A PAIR, |
135 | 00:06:32,017 | 00:06:33,602 | AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INVITED | AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INVITED |
136 | 00:06:33,602 | 00:06:35,896 | BY A COUPLE OF OLD TARTS TO A SUNDAY ROAST | BY A COUPLE OF OLD TARTS TO A SUNDAY ROAST |
137 | 00:06:35,896 | 00:06:38,649 | DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE MY MANSERVANT FOR DAYS. | DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE MY MANSERVANT FOR DAYS. |
138 | 00:06:38,649 | 00:06:40,943 | UH, I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"? | UH, I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"? |
139 | 00:06:40,943 | 00:06:43,321 | AND THE VON FALCONBURGH SISTERS ARE NOT TARTS. | AND THE VON FALCONBURGH SISTERS ARE NOT TARTS. |
140 | 00:06:43,321 | 00:06:45,781 | THEY ARE THE MOST POPULAR QUEENS IN ALL THE SEVEN REALMS. | THEY ARE THE MOST POPULAR QUEENS IN ALL THE SEVEN REALMS. |
141 | 00:06:46,991 | 00:06:49,160 | I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM. | I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW THEM. |
142 | 00:06:49,160 | 00:06:51,662 | I WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, AND THEY PASSED THROUGH MY VILLAGE. | I WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL, AND THEY PASSED THROUGH MY VILLAGE. |
143 | 00:06:54,414 | 00:06:56,708 | I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM. | I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM. |
144 | 00:06:56,708 | 00:06:58,543 | THEY COULD'VE BOUGHT OR SOLD ALL OF US | THEY COULD'VE BOUGHT OR SOLD ALL OF US |
145 | 00:06:58,543 | 00:07:00,796 | WITH JUST ONE OF THEIR SPECTACULAR EARRINGS. | WITH JUST ONE OF THEIR SPECTACULAR EARRINGS. |
146 | 00:07:03,882 | 00:07:05,092 | AND, TO MY AMAZEMENT, | AND, TO MY AMAZEMENT, |
147 | 00:07:05,092 | 00:07:07,178 | THEY SINGLED ME OUT FOR SPECIAL ATTENTION. | THEY SINGLED ME OUT FOR SPECIAL ATTENTION. |
148 | 00:07:07,178 | 00:07:09,138 | LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU WANT A RIDE? | LITTLE GIRL, DO YOU WANT A RIDE? |
149 | 00:07:11,890 | 00:07:14,393 | OOPS, SORRY. HOP IN! | OOPS, SORRY. HOP IN! |
150 | 00:07:17,521 | 00:07:18,981 | YOU'RE SO POOR! | YOU'RE SO POOR! |
151 | 00:07:23,152 | 00:07:24,695 | THEY SOUND AWFUL. | THEY SOUND AWFUL. |
152 | 00:07:24,695 | 00:07:26,613 | OH, THEY WERE. | OH, THEY WERE. |
153 | 00:07:26,613 | 00:07:29,825 | AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE THEM. | AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE THEM. |
154 | 00:07:29,825 | 00:07:32,703 | AND THIS INVITATION TO THEIR SUNDAY ROAST PROVES | AND THIS INVITATION TO THEIR SUNDAY ROAST PROVES |
155 | 00:07:32,703 | 00:07:34,163 | THAT I'VE FINALLY ARRIVED. | THAT I'VE FINALLY ARRIVED. |
156 | 00:07:37,208 | 00:07:39,793 | HEY, GAL, LISTEN, | HEY, GAL, LISTEN, |
157 | 00:07:39,793 | 00:07:42,462 | I WANT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR SCREWING UP EARLIER. | I WANT TO APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR SCREWING UP EARLIER. |
158 | 00:07:42,462 | 00:07:43,922 | I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL, | I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL, |
159 | 00:07:43,922 | 00:07:45,549 | BUT I PROMISE, FROM NOW ON, | BUT I PROMISE, FROM NOW ON, |
160 | 00:07:45,549 | 00:07:47,092 | I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT. | I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT. |
161 | 00:07:48,427 | 00:07:49,678 | YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MAP. | YOU'RE SITTING ON THE MAP. |
162 | 00:07:49,678 | 00:07:51,430 | -OH, SORRY. FROM NOW ON. | -OH, SORRY. FROM NOW ON. |
163 | 00:07:52,639 | 00:07:55,809 | SORRY. FROM NOW, NOW ON. | SORRY. FROM NOW, NOW ON. |
164 | 00:07:57,144 | 00:07:58,896 | -SORRY. -NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. | -SORRY. -NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. |
165 | 00:07:58,896 | 00:08:00,814 | LISTEN, I WAS THINKING FROM HERE ON OUT, | LISTEN, I WAS THINKING FROM HERE ON OUT, |
166 | 00:08:00,814 | 00:08:02,900 | MAYBE I'LL DO THE HERO THING...ALONE. | MAYBE I'LL DO THE HERO THING...ALONE. |
167 | 00:08:04,318 | 00:08:05,610 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
168 | 00:08:05,610 | 00:08:06,904 | WHY? | WHY? |
169 | 00:08:06,904 | 00:08:09,365 | WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEARLY GOT US KILLED BY THOSE MERCENARIES | WELL, BECAUSE YOU NEARLY GOT US KILLED BY THOSE MERCENARIES |
170 | 00:08:09,365 | 00:08:11,116 | AND THE MERCENARIES BEFORE THAT | AND THE MERCENARIES BEFORE THAT |
171 | 00:08:11,116 | 00:08:14,119 | OR ANY OF THE COUNTLESS OTHER TIMES YOU'VE PUT OUR LIVES IN JEOPARDY. | OR ANY OF THE COUNTLESS OTHER TIMES YOU'VE PUT OUR LIVES IN JEOPARDY. |
172 | 00:08:14,119 | 00:08:16,247 | BUT HELPING YOU IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW. | BUT HELPING YOU IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW. |
173 | 00:08:17,331 | 00:08:19,041 | I MEAN, WHAT ELSE WOULD I EVEN DO? | I MEAN, WHAT ELSE WOULD I EVEN DO? |
174 | 00:08:19,041 | 00:08:21,085 | I DON'T KNOW. FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE, | I DON'T KNOW. FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE, |
175 | 00:08:21,085 | 00:08:23,128 | MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH ROBERTA. | MAYBE YOU COULD SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH ROBERTA. |
176 | 00:08:23,128 | 00:08:24,629 | HMM? | HMM? |
177 | 00:08:24,629 | 00:08:27,049 | I MEAN, YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON. | I MEAN, YOU TWO OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON. |
178 | 00:08:28,508 | 00:08:30,052 | ME AND HER? | ME AND HER? |
179 | 00:08:30,052 | 00:08:31,345 | ARE YOU SERIOUS? | ARE YOU SERIOUS? |
180 | 00:08:31,345 | 00:08:33,597 | NO. I JUST SAID IT TO GET OUT OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION, | NO. I JUST SAID IT TO GET OUT OF AN AWKWARD SITUATION, |
181 | 00:08:33,597 | 00:08:35,682 | BUT, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, | BUT, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, |
182 | 00:08:35,682 | 00:08:38,602 | YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HAIR. | YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HAIR. |
183 | 00:08:38,602 | 00:08:41,772 | OKAY, THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. | OKAY, THAT IS OFFICIALLY THE GROSSEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. |
184 | 00:08:41,772 | 00:08:43,357 | ME AND BOBBY?! | ME AND BOBBY?! |
185 | 00:08:43,357 | 00:08:45,317 | I MEAN, WE PLAYED TOGETHER AS CHILDREN! | I MEAN, WE PLAYED TOGETHER AS CHILDREN! |
186 | 00:08:45,317 | 00:08:47,111 | SHE'S LIKE A SISTER! | SHE'S LIKE A SISTER! |
187 | 00:08:47,111 | 00:08:48,528 | AND NOT THE KIND OF SISTER YOU MARRY. | AND NOT THE KIND OF SISTER YOU MARRY. |
188 | 00:08:48,528 | 00:08:51,531 | YEAH, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SEE PEOPLE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. | YEAH, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S HARD TO SEE PEOPLE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. |
189 | 00:08:51,531 | 00:08:55,369 | UNLESS SOMEONE COMES UP WITH A RIDICULOUS PLAN TO FORCE YOU TOGETHER. | UNLESS SOMEONE COMES UP WITH A RIDICULOUS PLAN TO FORCE YOU TOGETHER. |
190 | 00:08:56,954 | 00:08:58,122 | APROPOS OF NOTHING, | APROPOS OF NOTHING, |
191 | 00:08:58,122 | 00:09:00,582 | WHY DON'T WE ALL GO FOR DINNER TONIGHT, HMM? | WHY DON'T WE ALL GO FOR DINNER TONIGHT, HMM? |
192 | 00:09:00,582 | 00:09:02,418 | SOMEWHERE... CANDLELIT. | SOMEWHERE... CANDLELIT. |
193 | 00:09:02,418 | 00:09:03,461 | HMM. | HMM. |
194 | 00:09:03,461 | 00:09:05,003 | SO...ANYWHERE? | SO...ANYWHERE? |
195 | 00:09:05,003 | 00:09:06,505 | YEAH, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE AT ALL. | YEAH, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE AT ALL. |
196 | 00:09:11,635 | 00:09:13,262 | I'VE BROUGHT LUNCHEON, YOUR HIGHNESS. | I'VE BROUGHT LUNCHEON, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
197 | 00:09:13,262 | 00:09:14,679 | OH, JUST A MOMENT. | OH, JUST A MOMENT. |
198 | 00:09:14,679 | 00:09:16,640 | I'M PRACTICING WRITING MY MARRIED NAME. | I'M PRACTICING WRITING MY MARRIED NAME. |
199 | 00:09:16,640 | 00:09:18,225 | OH. | OH. |
200 | 00:09:18,225 | 00:09:21,145 | ALTHOUGH, ISN'T IT EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR CURRENT NAME? | ALTHOUGH, ISN'T IT EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOUR CURRENT NAME? |
201 | 00:09:21,145 | 00:09:22,729 | YEAH. | YEAH. |
202 | 00:09:25,607 | 00:09:27,359 | MY LADY, I HATE TO TROUBLE YOU | MY LADY, I HATE TO TROUBLE YOU |
203 | 00:09:27,359 | 00:09:30,529 | WITH THE PROBLEMS OF THOSE SO FAR, FAR BENEATH YOU. | WITH THE PROBLEMS OF THOSE SO FAR, FAR BENEATH YOU. |
204 | 00:09:30,529 | 00:09:32,239 | BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING, | BUT I CAN'T HELP NOTICING, |
205 | 00:09:32,239 | 00:09:34,783 | AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF CONSTANT ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, | AFTER SEVERAL WEEKS OF CONSTANT ESCAPE ATTEMPTS, |
206 | 00:09:34,783 | 00:09:36,827 | YOU'VE SETTLED IN HERE PRETTY FAST. | YOU'VE SETTLED IN HERE PRETTY FAST. |
207 | 00:09:38,078 | 00:09:40,498 | MY GWYNNE IS HAVING A HARD TIME ADJUSTING. | MY GWYNNE IS HAVING A HARD TIME ADJUSTING. |
208 | 00:09:40,498 | 00:09:42,582 | IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP HER? | IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP HER? |
209 | 00:09:42,582 | 00:09:45,043 | YOU JUST NEED TO LET GWYNNE KNOW HOW SPECIAL SHE IS. | YOU JUST NEED TO LET GWYNNE KNOW HOW SPECIAL SHE IS. |
210 | 00:09:45,043 | 00:09:47,712 | BUY HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. | BUY HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. |
211 | 00:09:47,712 | 00:09:50,341 | EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS. | EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS. |
212 | 00:09:52,301 | 00:09:54,094 | HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING IN THAT THING? | HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING IN THAT THING? |
213 | 00:09:54,094 | 00:09:55,387 | ALLOW ME TO STRAIGHTEN IT FOR YOU. | ALLOW ME TO STRAIGHTEN IT FOR YOU. |
214 | 00:09:55,387 | 00:09:56,721 | MINE! | MINE! |
215 | 00:09:58,640 | 00:10:00,892 | A MILLION PARDONS, MY LADY. | A MILLION PARDONS, MY LADY. |
216 | 00:10:00,892 | 00:10:02,978 | I'LL GO GET YOU A LOZENGE FOR THAT THROAT. | I'LL GO GET YOU A LOZENGE FOR THAT THROAT. |
217 | 00:10:20,996 | 00:10:23,748 | MAY I PRESENT TO YOU OUR GUEST OF HONOR, | MAY I PRESENT TO YOU OUR GUEST OF HONOR, |
218 | 00:10:23,748 | 00:10:26,710 | ALL THE WAY FROM VALENCIA... | ALL THE WAY FROM VALENCIA... |
219 | 00:10:26,710 | 00:10:28,420 | QUEEN MADALENA! | QUEEN MADALENA! |
220 | 00:10:30,214 | 00:10:31,715 | THANK YOU SO MUCH. | THANK YOU SO MUCH. |
221 | 00:10:34,134 | 00:10:36,470 | IT IS SUCH A THRILL TO BE INVITED TO SHARE SUNDAY ROAST | IT IS SUCH A THRILL TO BE INVITED TO SHARE SUNDAY ROAST |
222 | 00:10:36,470 | 00:10:38,556 | WITH SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY. | WITH SUCH ESTEEMED COMPANY. |
223 | 00:10:38,556 | 00:10:41,475 | SO, WHAT ARE WE ROASTING? WILD BOAR, STAG, HERETICS? | SO, WHAT ARE WE ROASTING? WILD BOAR, STAG, HERETICS? |
224 | 00:10:42,809 | 00:10:45,896 | OH, NO, MADALENA, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. | OH, NO, MADALENA, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. |
225 | 00:10:45,896 | 00:10:47,523 | WE'RE ROASTING YOU. | WE'RE ROASTING YOU. |
226 | 00:10:47,523 | 00:10:48,524 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
227 | 00:10:50,067 | 00:10:52,236 | WELCOME, GENTLE LORDS AND LADIES | WELCOME, GENTLE LORDS AND LADIES |
228 | 00:10:52,236 | 00:10:53,695 | AND ESPECIALLY YOU, FRIARS. | AND ESPECIALLY YOU, FRIARS. |
229 | 00:10:53,695 | 00:10:55,280 | THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR CLUB. | THANK YOU FOR LETTING US USE YOUR CLUB. |
230 | 00:10:56,407 | 00:10:59,784 | TODAY, WE ROAST QUEEN MADALENA, | TODAY, WE ROAST QUEEN MADALENA, |
231 | 00:10:59,784 | 00:11:02,120 | A TARGET SO EASY, IT ALMOST DOESN'T SEEM FAIR. | A TARGET SO EASY, IT ALMOST DOESN'T SEEM FAIR. |
232 | 00:11:02,120 | 00:11:04,081 | I KNOW. | I KNOW. |
233 | 00:11:04,081 | 00:11:06,791 | NOW, WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE GOT HER TITLE. | NOW, WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE GOT HER TITLE. |
234 | 00:11:06,791 | 00:11:08,793 | BY KILLING OR BEHEADING ALL HER EXES, | BY KILLING OR BEHEADING ALL HER EXES, |
235 | 00:11:08,793 | 00:11:10,295 | WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW | WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW |
236 | 00:11:10,295 | 00:11:12,506 | THAT EVEN WHEN SHE THROWS THEM IN A DUNGEON, | THAT EVEN WHEN SHE THROWS THEM IN A DUNGEON, |
237 | 00:11:12,506 | 00:11:14,341 | SHE STILL CAN'T KEEP HER MAN! | SHE STILL CAN'T KEEP HER MAN! |
238 | 00:11:15,675 | 00:11:17,511 | BUT THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT | BUT THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT |
239 | 00:11:17,511 | 00:11:20,639 | WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HUSSY MADALENA IS. | WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HUSSY MADALENA IS. |
240 | 00:11:21,848 | 00:11:23,058 | YEAH, SHE IS VERY REGAL. | YEAH, SHE IS VERY REGAL. |
241 | 00:11:23,058 | 00:11:25,185 | WE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WOULD END UP IN A CASTLE. | WE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WOULD END UP IN A CASTLE. |
242 | 00:11:25,185 | 00:11:26,853 | YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT SHE'D BE CLEANING IT. | YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT SHE'D BE CLEANING IT. |
243 | 00:11:27,854 | 00:11:30,315 | -OKAY, LET'S GET REAL FOR A MOMENT. | -OKAY, LET'S GET REAL FOR A MOMENT. |
244 | 00:11:30,315 | 00:11:33,068 | MADALENA, YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL. | MADALENA, YOU HAVE DONE SO WELL. |
245 | 00:11:33,068 | 00:11:34,278 | YOU HAVE COME FROM NOTHING, | YOU HAVE COME FROM NOTHING, |
246 | 00:11:34,278 | 00:11:36,655 | -AND WE ARE REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU. MM-HMM. | -AND WE ARE REALLY, REALLY PROUD OF YOU. MM-HMM. |
247 | 00:11:36,655 | 00:11:41,326 | WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF INTO THE QUEEN WHO HAS EVERYTHING. | WE THINK THAT YOU'VE TURNED YOURSELF INTO THE QUEEN WHO HAS EVERYTHING. |
248 | 00:11:41,326 | 00:11:43,537 | EXCEPT LOVE, RESPECT, FRIENDS... | EXCEPT LOVE, RESPECT, FRIENDS... |
249 | 00:11:43,537 | 00:11:45,163 | AND A DECENT PAIR OF EARRINGS! | AND A DECENT PAIR OF EARRINGS! |
250 | 00:11:45,163 | 00:11:47,666 | OH, YES. | OH, YES. |
251 | 00:11:47,666 | 00:11:48,792 | SEE? | SEE? |
252 | 00:11:48,792 | 00:11:50,127 | I SEE. | I SEE. |
253 | 00:11:56,967 | 00:11:59,595 | THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN FOR US. | THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN FOR US. |
254 | 00:11:59,595 | 00:12:01,597 | YEAH, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF. | YEAH, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO EASY TO MAKE FUN OF. |
255 | 00:12:01,597 | 00:12:03,265 | I-I LOVED IT. I JUST LOVED IT. | I-I LOVED IT. I JUST LOVED IT. |
256 | 00:12:03,265 | 00:12:05,100 | WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN. | WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THIS AGAIN. |
257 | 00:12:15,360 | 00:12:16,361 | OF COURSE. | OF COURSE. |
258 | 00:12:25,829 | 00:12:27,080 | GWYNNE? | GWYNNE? |
259 | 00:12:28,748 | 00:12:29,749 | GWYNDOLIN? | GWYNDOLIN? |
260 | 00:12:29,749 | 00:12:30,959 | IN HERE! | IN HERE! |
261 | 00:12:41,720 | 00:12:43,681 | WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? | WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? |
262 | 00:12:43,681 | 00:12:45,349 | YOU HAVE A BED TO SLEEP IN NOW. | YOU HAVE A BED TO SLEEP IN NOW. |
263 | 00:12:45,349 | 00:12:47,892 | LIKE I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THE THING PEOPLE USE | LIKE I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THE THING PEOPLE USE |
264 | 00:12:47,892 | 00:12:51,938 | TO GIVE BIRTH AND DIE IN. SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. | TO GIVE BIRTH AND DIE IN. SOMETIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY. |
265 | 00:12:51,938 | 00:12:54,024 | WOW. GRIM. | WOW. GRIM. |
266 | 00:12:54,024 | 00:12:56,652 | I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THE FANCY FOLK. | I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THE FANCY FOLK. |
267 | 00:12:56,652 | 00:12:58,362 | IT JUST ISN'T ME. | IT JUST ISN'T ME. |
268 | 00:12:58,362 | 00:12:59,988 | I'M NEVER ON EDGE ANYMORE. | I'M NEVER ON EDGE ANYMORE. |
269 | 00:12:59,988 | 00:13:01,781 | I HAVEN'T HAD A DISEASE FOR WEEKS. | I HAVEN'T HAD A DISEASE FOR WEEKS. |
270 | 00:13:01,781 | 00:13:03,534 | BUT ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? | BUT ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING? |
271 | 00:13:03,534 | 00:13:05,952 | MAYBE FOR SOME PEOPLE... FOR YOU. | MAYBE FOR SOME PEOPLE... FOR YOU. |
272 | 00:13:06,995 | 00:13:09,206 | BUT THE THOUGHT THAT WE'RE DRIFTING APART | BUT THE THOUGHT THAT WE'RE DRIFTING APART |
273 | 00:13:09,206 | 00:13:13,544 | HAS GOTTEN ME SO DOWN, I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF DRAWER. | HAS GOTTEN ME SO DOWN, I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF DRAWER. |
274 | 00:13:13,544 | 00:13:15,671 | SO I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST LEAVE. | SO I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST LEAVE. |
275 | 00:13:17,088 | 00:13:18,256 | WAIT. | WAIT. |
276 | 00:13:19,132 | 00:13:20,634 | I'LL PACK OUR THINGS. | I'LL PACK OUR THINGS. |
277 | 00:13:25,305 | 00:13:27,391 | -DONE. -WHAT? NO. | -DONE. -WHAT? NO. |
278 | 00:13:27,391 | 00:13:28,600 | UNPACK RIGHT NOW. | UNPACK RIGHT NOW. |
279 | 00:13:28,600 | 00:13:30,810 | YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU LOVE IT HERE. | YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU LOVE IT HERE. |
280 | 00:13:30,810 | 00:13:33,605 | GWYNDOLIN, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? | GWYNDOLIN, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? |
281 | 00:13:33,605 | 00:13:35,607 | SURE, IT'S NICE NOT GOING HUNGRY, | SURE, IT'S NICE NOT GOING HUNGRY, |
282 | 00:13:35,607 | 00:13:37,401 | AND MY BONES DON'T BEND ANYMORE, | AND MY BONES DON'T BEND ANYMORE, |
283 | 00:13:37,401 | 00:13:39,528 | AND MY TEETH DON'T WIGGLE IN THEIR SOCKETS. | AND MY TEETH DON'T WIGGLE IN THEIR SOCKETS. |
284 | 00:13:41,196 | 00:13:42,822 | I COULD BE THE KING OF A CASTLE... | I COULD BE THE KING OF A CASTLE... |
285 | 00:13:44,032 | 00:13:46,201 | BUT WITHOUT YOU, | BUT WITHOUT YOU, |
286 | 00:13:46,201 | 00:13:48,036 | I'D BE THE LOWLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. | I'D BE THE LOWLIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. |
287 | 00:13:49,621 | 00:13:51,122 | OH, VINCENZO. | OH, VINCENZO. |
288 | 00:13:52,583 | 00:13:54,209 | WE LEAVE THE CASTLE TOGETHER. | WE LEAVE THE CASTLE TOGETHER. |
289 | 00:13:57,879 | 00:14:01,800 | SO, AS SOON AS WE'RE ALL SEATED, YOU COME AND SEND FOR ME. | SO, AS SOON AS WE'RE ALL SEATED, YOU COME AND SEND FOR ME. |
290 | 00:14:01,800 | 00:14:03,843 | THAT LOOKS ROMANTIC, DOESN'T IT? | THAT LOOKS ROMANTIC, DOESN'T IT? |
291 | 00:14:03,843 | 00:14:06,054 | OH, ROBERTA! OOH, YOU LOOK SMASHING! | OH, ROBERTA! OOH, YOU LOOK SMASHING! |
292 | 00:14:06,054 | 00:14:08,181 | PLEASE EXCUSE THE DRESS. | PLEASE EXCUSE THE DRESS. |
293 | 00:14:08,181 | 00:14:10,809 | THE BLOUSE I USUALLY WEAR UNDER IT HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED. | THE BLOUSE I USUALLY WEAR UNDER IT HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED. |
294 | 00:14:10,809 | 00:14:12,352 | WHA-- MINE, TOO! | WHA-- MINE, TOO! |
295 | 00:14:12,352 | 00:14:14,312 | MUST BE FAIRIES. BIG PROBLEM AROUND HERE. | MUST BE FAIRIES. BIG PROBLEM AROUND HERE. |
296 | 00:14:14,312 | 00:14:15,522 | SHALL WE SIT? | SHALL WE SIT? |
297 | 00:14:15,522 | 00:14:16,398 | OH. | OH. |
298 | 00:14:16,398 | 00:14:17,775 | -YOU'RE OVER THERE. OKAY. | -YOU'RE OVER THERE. OKAY. |
299 | 00:14:19,859 | 00:14:21,403 | YOU'RE ACROSS FROM HER. | YOU'RE ACROSS FROM HER. |
300 | 00:14:22,195 | 00:14:23,614 | ALL RIGHT. | ALL RIGHT. |
301 | 00:14:23,614 | 00:14:25,031 | ISN'T THIS NICE? MM. | ISN'T THIS NICE? MM. |
302 | 00:14:25,031 | 00:14:27,492 | -AN URGENT CROW FOR YOU, SIR. | -AN URGENT CROW FOR YOU, SIR. |
303 | 00:14:27,492 | 00:14:29,661 | -OH, THANK YOU. | -OH, THANK YOU. |
304 | 00:14:29,661 | 00:14:31,955 | UNEXPECTED. | UNEXPECTED. |
305 | 00:14:31,955 | 00:14:34,165 | OH. I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS. | OH. I'VE GOT TO TAKE THIS. |
306 | 00:14:34,165 | 00:14:36,084 | UH, YOU CARRY ON WITHOUT ME. | UH, YOU CARRY ON WITHOUT ME. |
307 | 00:14:36,084 | 00:14:37,377 | HERE. | HERE. |
308 | 00:14:37,377 | 00:14:38,837 | OH, THANK YOU. | OH, THANK YOU. |
309 | 00:14:41,590 | 00:14:42,882 | OH. | OH. |
310 | 00:14:42,882 | 00:14:44,802 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
311 | 00:14:45,969 | 00:14:47,554 | HE'S-- HE'S A BIT ODD. | HE'S-- HE'S A BIT ODD. |
312 | 00:14:49,180 | 00:14:51,015 | I'M SORRY. THIS IS CRAZY. | I'M SORRY. THIS IS CRAZY. |
313 | 00:14:51,015 | 00:14:52,559 | IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A WEEK AGO | IF YOU HAD TOLD ME A WEEK AGO |
314 | 00:14:52,559 | 00:14:54,394 | THAT I WOULD BE SITTING HERE WITH MY OLD PAL BOBBY, | THAT I WOULD BE SITTING HERE WITH MY OLD PAL BOBBY, |
315 | 00:14:54,394 | 00:14:56,480 | I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT A GOBLIN IN YOUR HEAD. | I'D SAY YOU'VE GOT A GOBLIN IN YOUR HEAD. |
316 | 00:14:56,480 | 00:14:58,064 | -OH, GUESS WHAT! | -OH, GUESS WHAT! |
317 | 00:14:58,064 | 00:15:00,442 | I CAN STILL FIT MY ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH. DO YOU WANT TO SEE? | I CAN STILL FIT MY ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH. DO YOU WANT TO SEE? |
318 | 00:15:00,442 | 00:15:02,110 | -OH. | -OH. |
319 | 00:15:02,110 | 00:15:05,697 | OH, RICHARD, HONESTLY, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? | OH, RICHARD, HONESTLY, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? |
320 | 00:15:05,697 | 00:15:07,783 | -LUTES. | -LUTES. |
321 | 00:15:08,908 | 00:15:10,869 | -VIOLS. | -VIOLS. |
322 | 00:15:10,869 | 00:15:12,746 | IRRITATING LITTLE CRUMHORNS. | IRRITATING LITTLE CRUMHORNS. |
323 | 00:15:12,746 | 00:15:14,914 | ♪ | ♪ |
324 | 00:15:18,460 | 00:15:24,591 | ♪ GAZE AT THE PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU NOW ♪ | ♪ GAZE AT THE PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU NOW ♪ |
325 | 00:15:24,591 | 00:15:30,514 | ♪ FEEL THE SWEET SPARK OF CONNECTION ♪ | ♪ FEEL THE SWEET SPARK OF CONNECTION ♪ |
326 | 00:15:30,514 | 00:15:36,436 | ♪ IF YOU DON'T SCREW UP THIS MOMENT SOMEHOW ♪ | ♪ IF YOU DON'T SCREW UP THIS MOMENT SOMEHOW ♪ |
327 | 00:15:36,436 | 00:15:41,065 | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ |
328 | 00:15:42,359 | 00:15:45,111 | ♪ DON'T BE TOO NEEDY ♪ | ♪ DON'T BE TOO NEEDY ♪ |
329 | 00:15:45,111 | 00:15:48,532 | ♪ OR BRING UP YOUR EX ♪ | ♪ OR BRING UP YOUR EX ♪ |
330 | 00:15:48,532 | 00:15:51,493 | ♪ DON'T SAY THE WORDS ♪ | ♪ DON'T SAY THE WORDS ♪ |
331 | 00:15:51,493 | 00:15:54,496 | ♪ "HERPES SIMPLEX" ♪ | ♪ "HERPES SIMPLEX" ♪ |
332 | 00:15:54,496 | 00:15:57,040 | ♪ DON'T EVER MENTION ♪ | ♪ DON'T EVER MENTION ♪ |
333 | 00:15:57,040 | 00:16:00,377 | ♪ YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX ♪ | ♪ YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX ♪ |
334 | 00:16:00,377 | 00:16:01,920 | ♪ TRUST ME ♪ | ♪ TRUST ME ♪ |
335 | 00:16:01,920 | 00:16:03,380 | ♪ I PROMISE ♪ | ♪ I PROMISE ♪ |
336 | 00:16:03,380 | 00:16:06,591 | ♪ SHE KNOWS ♪ | ♪ SHE KNOWS ♪ |
337 | 00:16:06,591 | 00:16:12,514 | ♪ AND NOW HER DEFENSES ARE STARTING TO FALL ♪ | ♪ AND NOW HER DEFENSES ARE STARTING TO FALL ♪ |
338 | 00:16:12,514 | 00:16:17,018 | ♪ SMILE AND RETURN HER AFFECTION ♪ | ♪ SMILE AND RETURN HER AFFECTION ♪ |
339 | 00:16:18,395 | 00:16:24,359 | ♪ IF YOU DON'T MANAGE TO RUIN IT ALL ♪ | ♪ IF YOU DON'T MANAGE TO RUIN IT ALL ♪ |
340 | 00:16:24,359 | 00:16:29,280 | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ |
341 | 00:16:31,282 | 00:16:33,744 | IT IS THE DAMNEDEST THING,BUT... | IT IS THE DAMNEDEST THING,BUT... |
342 | 00:16:33,744 | 00:16:35,829 | LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW... | LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW... |
343 | 00:16:35,829 | 00:16:38,122 | YEAH. | YEAH. |
344 | 00:16:38,122 | 00:16:39,875 | ...I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS IF-- | ...I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST AS IF-- |
345 | 00:16:39,875 | 00:16:41,292 | -YOU'RE ON FIRE. | -YOU'RE ON FIRE. |
346 | 00:16:41,292 | 00:16:43,712 | I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY I'M ON "FIRE," BUT-- | I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D SAY I'M ON "FIRE," BUT-- |
347 | 00:16:43,712 | 00:16:45,463 | NO, NO, YOU'RE ON FIRE! | NO, NO, YOU'RE ON FIRE! |
348 | 00:16:46,798 | 00:16:48,174 | OH! OH, OH, GOD! | OH! OH, OH, GOD! |
349 | 00:16:48,174 | 00:16:51,219 | OH, GOD! | OH, GOD! |
350 | 00:16:51,219 | 00:16:53,638 | ♪ DON'T BEGIN SCREAMING ♪ | ♪ DON'T BEGIN SCREAMING ♪ |
351 | 00:16:53,638 | 00:16:55,682 | ♪ YOU'LL BLOW THE WHOLE MOOD ♪ | ♪ YOU'LL BLOW THE WHOLE MOOD ♪ |
352 | 00:16:55,682 | 00:16:57,058 | OH, NO! OW! OW! OH, GOD! | OH, NO! OW! OW! OH, GOD! |
353 | 00:16:57,058 | 00:17:00,854 | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ |
354 | 00:17:00,854 | 00:17:03,064 | OW! | OW! |
355 | 00:17:03,064 | 00:17:07,444 | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ | ♪ MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE ALONE ♪ |
356 | 00:17:15,368 | 00:17:16,620 | WHAT'S ALL THIS? | WHAT'S ALL THIS? |
357 | 00:17:16,620 | 00:17:19,372 | I JUST PACKED UP ALL YOUR GEAR LIKE A GOOD SIDEKICK. | I JUST PACKED UP ALL YOUR GEAR LIKE A GOOD SIDEKICK. |
358 | 00:17:19,372 | 00:17:22,292 | BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO LAST NIGHT. | BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO LAST NIGHT. |
359 | 00:17:22,292 | 00:17:24,669 | OH, YEAH. I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS. | OH, YEAH. I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS. |
360 | 00:17:25,754 | 00:17:27,505 | BECAUSE I SANG IT... OUT LOUD. | BECAUSE I SANG IT... OUT LOUD. |
361 | 00:17:27,505 | 00:17:29,549 | HEY, BOBBY, I WAS RIGHT! | HEY, BOBBY, I WAS RIGHT! |
362 | 00:17:29,549 | 00:17:31,175 | GALAVANT WAS TRYING TO SET US UP. | GALAVANT WAS TRYING TO SET US UP. |
363 | 00:17:31,175 | 00:17:32,469 | HILARIOUS! | HILARIOUS! |
364 | 00:17:32,469 | 00:17:34,429 | -CREEPY, RIGHT? -DISGUSTING! | -CREEPY, RIGHT? -DISGUSTING! |
365 | 00:17:34,429 | 00:17:36,306 | -THE WORST! -YEAH, ALL RIGHT. | -THE WORST! -YEAH, ALL RIGHT. |
366 | 00:17:36,306 | 00:17:37,724 | BUT, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT. | BUT, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT. |
367 | 00:17:37,724 | 00:17:39,476 | WE KNOW THAT WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS. | WE KNOW THAT WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS. |
368 | 00:17:41,227 | 00:17:42,353 | RIGHT. | RIGHT. |
369 | 00:17:42,353 | 00:17:45,398 | MM. SO, WHAT'S NEXT? | MM. SO, WHAT'S NEXT? |
370 | 00:17:45,398 | 00:17:47,025 | WE HEAD TO THE FOREST. | WE HEAD TO THE FOREST. |
371 | 00:17:47,025 | 00:17:49,277 | I HEAR THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SOUTHERN REACH. | I HEAR THERE ARE GIANTS IN THE SOUTHERN REACH. |
372 | 00:17:49,277 | 00:17:52,071 | PERHAPS WE CAN CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN US IN ATTACKING HORTENSIA. | PERHAPS WE CAN CONVINCE THEM TO JOIN US IN ATTACKING HORTENSIA. |
373 | 00:17:52,071 | 00:17:53,740 | SO, WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED. | SO, WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED. |
374 | 00:17:53,740 | 00:17:56,242 | YEP! NOTHING HAS CHANGED. | YEP! NOTHING HAS CHANGED. |
375 | 00:17:56,242 | 00:17:57,828 | NOTHING. | NOTHING. |
376 | 00:18:00,872 | 00:18:02,040 | NOTHING AT ALL. | NOTHING AT ALL. |
377 | 00:18:07,462 | 00:18:08,922 | YOUR TURN. | YOUR TURN. |
378 | 00:18:10,048 | 00:18:11,800 | AM I... KING ARTHUR? | AM I... KING ARTHUR? |
379 | 00:18:13,176 | 00:18:16,429 | YEAH. | YEAH. |
380 | 00:18:16,429 | 00:18:19,432 | SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO HALF-WITS DO WHEN I'M GONE? | SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO HALF-WITS DO WHEN I'M GONE? |
381 | 00:18:19,432 | 00:18:21,309 | JUST GET SLOSHED? | JUST GET SLOSHED? |
382 | 00:18:21,309 | 00:18:23,269 | STEADY ON, QUEENIE. | STEADY ON, QUEENIE. |
383 | 00:18:23,269 | 00:18:26,648 | I'M COMPLETELY SOBER, AND HE'S ONLY HAD ONE. | I'M COMPLETELY SOBER, AND HE'S ONLY HAD ONE. |
384 | 00:18:30,193 | 00:18:31,611 | WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? | WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? |
385 | 00:18:33,697 | 00:18:35,198 | NOTHING. | NOTHING. |
386 | 00:18:35,198 | 00:18:36,908 | IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. DANCED ALL NIGHT. | IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. DANCED ALL NIGHT. |
387 | 00:18:36,908 | 00:18:39,536 | YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU'D EVER BEEN ANYWHERE NICE. | YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU'D EVER BEEN ANYWHERE NICE. |
388 | 00:18:50,839 | 00:18:52,215 | WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? | WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? |
389 | 00:18:54,885 | 00:18:57,846 | ♪ WHAT AM I FEELING? ♪ | ♪ WHAT AM I FEELING? ♪ |
390 | 00:18:57,846 | 00:19:00,891 | ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ | ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ |
391 | 00:19:00,891 | 00:19:06,688 | ♪ COULD I BE FEELING SOMEHOW? ♪ | ♪ COULD I BE FEELING SOMEHOW? ♪ |
392 | 00:19:06,688 | 00:19:12,777 | ♪ ALL THIS TIME, I'VE NEVER TRULY HAD ONE ♪ | ♪ ALL THIS TIME, I'VE NEVER TRULY HAD ONE ♪ |
393 | 00:19:12,777 | 00:19:16,698 | ♪ WHY WOULD I BE STARTING NOW? ♪ | ♪ WHY WOULD I BE STARTING NOW? ♪ |
394 | 00:19:18,658 | 00:19:20,785 | ♪ IF IT'S A FEELING ♪ | ♪ IF IT'S A FEELING ♪ |
395 | 00:19:22,537 | 00:19:24,748 | ♪ TRULY A FEELING ♪ | ♪ TRULY A FEELING ♪ |
396 | 00:19:24,748 | 00:19:29,044 | ♪ WHY IS IT HURTING ME SO? ♪ | ♪ WHY IS IT HURTING ME SO? ♪ |
397 | 00:19:30,712 | 00:19:37,176 | ♪ COULD IT BE MY FIRST ONE IS A BAD ONE? ♪ | ♪ COULD IT BE MY FIRST ONE IS A BAD ONE? ♪ |
398 | 00:19:37,176 | 00:19:40,680 | ♪ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? ♪ | ♪ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? ♪ |
399 | 00:19:40,680 | 00:19:48,730 | ♪ IS IT MEANT TO MAKE YOUR INSIDES ACHE? ♪ | ♪ IS IT MEANT TO MAKE YOUR INSIDES ACHE? ♪ |
400 | 00:19:48,730 | 00:19:52,692 | ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOUR CHEST GO TIGHT? ♪ | ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOUR CHEST GO TIGHT? ♪ |
401 | 00:19:54,652 | 00:19:58,406 | ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOU SWEAT AND SHAKE? ♪ | ♪ MEANT TO MAKE YOU SWEAT AND SHAKE? ♪ |
402 | 00:19:59,950 | 00:20:04,871 | ♪ HOW COULD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BE RIGHT? ♪ | ♪ HOW COULD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BE RIGHT? ♪ |
403 | 00:20:06,831 | 00:20:08,833 | ♪ IF I AM FEELING ♪ | ♪ IF I AM FEELING ♪ |
404 | 00:20:09,876 | 00:20:12,670 | ♪ SOME STUPID FEELING ♪ | ♪ SOME STUPID FEELING ♪ |
405 | 00:20:12,670 | 00:20:16,674 | ♪ WHY CAN'T IT JUST GO AWAY? ♪ | ♪ WHY CAN'T IT JUST GO AWAY? ♪ |
406 | 00:20:18,676 | 00:20:23,807 | ♪ WHY DID ALL THESE FEELINGS HAVE TO START? ♪ | ♪ WHY DID ALL THESE FEELINGS HAVE TO START? ♪ |
407 | 00:20:23,807 | 00:20:24,975 | GALAVANT? | GALAVANT? |
408 | 00:20:24,975 | 00:20:29,896 | ♪ TEARING AT MY ARMOR-PLATED HEART ♪ | ♪ TEARING AT MY ARMOR-PLATED HEART ♪ |
409 | 00:20:29,896 | 00:20:31,272 | ISABELLA? | ISABELLA? |
410 | 00:20:31,272 | 00:20:36,820 | ♪ WHAT IF, GOD FORBID, THEY'RE HERE TO STAY? ♪ | ♪ WHAT IF, GOD FORBID, THEY'RE HERE TO STAY? ♪ |
411 | 00:20:38,071 | 00:20:40,615 | ♪ HOW CAN I UNFEEL ♪ | ♪ HOW CAN I UNFEEL ♪ |
412 | 00:20:40,615 | 00:20:46,621 | ♪ THE WAY I FEEL TODA-A-A-A-A-Y? ♪ | ♪ THE WAY I FEEL TODA-A-A-A-A-Y? ♪ |
413 | 00:20:50,708 | 00:20:54,462 | -WHAT'S THIS? -A PRESENT. | -WHAT'S THIS? -A PRESENT. |
414 | 00:20:54,462 | 00:20:57,548 | I GOT YOU THE SAME EXACT EARRINGS THOSE QUEENS HAD. | I GOT YOU THE SAME EXACT EARRINGS THOSE QUEENS HAD. |
415 | 00:21:01,052 | 00:21:02,929 | OH, I FORGOT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF. | OH, I FORGOT TO TAKE THE EARS OFF. |
416 | 00:21:02,929 | 00:21:04,263 | NO. | NO. |
417 | 00:21:04,263 | 00:21:06,057 | I LIKE THEM THIS WAY. | I LIKE THEM THIS WAY. |
418 | 00:21:11,270 | 00:21:12,563 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
419 | 00:21:22,199 | 00:21:25,076 | ♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING? ♪ | ♪ WHAT IS THIS FEELING? ♪ |
420 | 00:21:25,076 | 00:21:28,329 | ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ | ♪ IS IT A FEELING? ♪ |
421 | 00:21:31,541 | 00:21:33,668 | GABBY, NO! | GABBY, NO! |