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1 00:00:07,132 00:00:11,303 THIS WAS A HALLWAY! HALLWAY, HALLWAY, HALLWAY, THIS WAS A HALLWAY! HALLWAY, HALLWAY, HALLWAY,
2 00:00:11,303 00:00:13,639 MY ROOM, FIREPLACE! MY ROOM, FIREPLACE!
3 00:00:13,639 00:00:15,307 THIS IS WHERE I KEPT MY FORMAL CROWNS, MY CASUAL CROWNS, THIS IS WHERE I KEPT MY FORMAL CROWNS, MY CASUAL CROWNS,
4 00:00:15,307 00:00:16,726 MY "JUST FOR FUN" CROWNS. MY "JUST FOR FUN" CROWNS.
5 00:00:16,726 00:00:19,687 YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY WHERE MY CASTLE WAS! YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY WHERE MY CASTLE WAS!
6 00:00:19,687 00:00:21,063 OKAY, ARE WE DONE? OKAY, ARE WE DONE?
7 00:00:21,063 00:00:22,815 BECAUSE I EITHER NEED TO FIND YOUR ARMY BECAUSE I EITHER NEED TO FIND YOUR ARMY
8 00:00:22,815 00:00:23,816 OR I NEED TO GO AND FIND ANOTHER ONE OR I NEED TO GO AND FIND ANOTHER ONE
9 00:00:23,816 00:00:25,526 SO I CAN GO AND SAVE ISABELLA. SO I CAN GO AND SAVE ISABELLA.
10 00:00:25,526 00:00:27,737 OH, RELAX, CHISEL CHIN. YOU'LL GET MY ARMY. OH, RELAX, CHISEL CHIN. YOU'LL GET MY ARMY.
11 00:00:27,737 00:00:29,655 I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY WENT, I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY WENT,
12 00:00:29,655 00:00:32,617 AND IF THEY TOOK MY CASTLE WITH THEM. AND IF THEY TOOK MY CASTLE WITH THEM.
13 00:00:32,617 00:00:35,828 STRANGEST THING -- I-I KNOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS VILLAGE BEFORE, STRANGEST THING -- I-I KNOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS VILLAGE BEFORE,
14 00:00:35,828 00:00:39,707 AND YET SOMEHOW IT SEEMS ODDLY FAMILIAR TO ME. AND YET SOMEHOW IT SEEMS ODDLY FAMILIAR TO ME.
15 00:00:41,000 00:00:43,002 I SAY, PEASANT, I HAVE A QUESTION, I SAY, PEASANT, I HAVE A QUESTION,
16 00:00:43,002 00:00:45,337 AND PLEASE DON'T GET ALL STAR-STRUCK AND PLEASE DON'T GET ALL STAR-STRUCK
17 00:00:45,337 00:00:47,214 BECAUSE I'M SPEAKING TO YOU DIRECTLY. BECAUSE I'M SPEAKING TO YOU DIRECTLY.
18 00:00:47,214 00:00:49,508 NO WAY! IT'S YOU! NO WAY! IT'S YOU!
19 00:00:49,508 00:00:51,093 I KNOW. YOU'RE FLUSTERED. I KNOW. YOU'RE FLUSTERED.
20 00:00:51,093 00:00:53,930 GUYS, LOOK, IT'S SIR GALAVANT, THE FAMOUS KNIGHT! GUYS, LOOK, IT'S SIR GALAVANT, THE FAMOUS KNIGHT!
21 00:00:54,931 00:00:57,016 HELLO. HI. HELLO. HI.
22 00:00:57,016 00:00:58,643 WHAT A THRILL! WHAT A THRILL!
23 00:00:58,643 00:01:01,437 IS THERE PERHAPS SOMEONE ELSE HERE YOU RECOGNIZE? IS THERE PERHAPS SOMEONE ELSE HERE YOU RECOGNIZE?
24 00:01:01,437 00:01:04,189 MAYBE...YOUR KING? MAYBE...YOUR KING?
25 00:01:04,189 00:01:06,442 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
26 00:01:07,735 00:01:10,404 GREETINGS, LOWLY ONES! IT IS I, KING RICHARD! GREETINGS, LOWLY ONES! IT IS I, KING RICHARD!
27 00:01:10,404 00:01:12,865 I HAVE RETURNED! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I HAVE RETURNED! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
28 00:01:12,865 00:01:14,199 SO, I HAVE A QUESTION. SO, I HAVE A QUESTION.
29 00:01:14,199 00:01:16,452 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?!
30 00:01:16,452 00:01:19,371 YEAH, WE, UH -- WE SORT OF TORE IT DOWN YEAH, WE, UH -- WE SORT OF TORE IT DOWN
31 00:01:19,371 00:01:21,916 TO MAKE HOMES AND SHOPS FOR EVERYBODY. TO MAKE HOMES AND SHOPS FOR EVERYBODY.
32 00:01:21,916 00:01:24,084 OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE FAMILIARITY. OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE FAMILIARITY.
33 00:01:24,084 00:01:25,461 YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN?! YOU KNOCKED IT DOWN?!
34 00:01:25,461 00:01:27,463 I DEMAND YOU REBUILD IT IMMEDIATELY, I DEMAND YOU REBUILD IT IMMEDIATELY,
35 00:01:27,463 00:01:30,008 OR I WILL HAVE EVERY ONE OF YOU DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND -- OR I WILL HAVE EVERY ONE OF YOU DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND --
36 00:01:30,008 00:01:31,133 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON?
37 00:01:31,133 00:01:33,469 W-WHY ARE THEY NOT SCURRYING TO DO MY BIDDING? W-WHY ARE THEY NOT SCURRYING TO DO MY BIDDING?
38 00:01:33,469 00:01:36,138 OH, WELL, HERE'S THE THING. OH, WELL, HERE'S THE THING.
39 00:01:36,138 00:01:39,308 WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GO IN SEARCH OF THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA, WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GO IN SEARCH OF THE JEWEL OF VALENCIA,
40 00:01:39,308 00:01:42,436 WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. WE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
41 00:01:42,436 00:01:44,313 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FAIR. THAT'S ON ME. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FAIR. THAT'S ON ME.
42 00:01:44,313 00:01:45,815 I SHOULD'VE SENT A PIGEON OR TWO. I SHOULD'VE SENT A PIGEON OR TWO.
43 00:01:45,815 00:01:47,733 YEAH, BUT WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, YEAH, BUT WHILE YOU WERE AWAY,
44 00:01:47,733 00:01:50,235 WE REALIZED THAT A KING IS ONLY A KING WE REALIZED THAT A KING IS ONLY A KING
45 00:01:50,235 00:01:51,362 IF THE PEOPLE SAY HE IS. IF THE PEOPLE SAY HE IS.
46 00:01:51,362 00:01:53,280 -AND IF THEY DON'T, -AND IF THEY DON'T,
47 00:01:53,280 00:01:56,283 WELL, HE'S JUST A MAN WITH A METAL HAT WELL, HE'S JUST A MAN WITH A METAL HAT
48 00:01:56,283 00:01:57,952 WHO'S ONLY IN CHARGE WHO'S ONLY IN CHARGE
49 00:01:57,952 00:02:00,245 BECAUSE HIS FATHER WORE A METAL HAT BEFORE HIM, BECAUSE HIS FATHER WORE A METAL HAT BEFORE HIM,
50 00:02:00,245 00:02:02,040 WHICH IS PRETTY CRAZY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WHICH IS PRETTY CRAZY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
51 00:02:03,541 00:02:05,835 YOU KNOW, HE'S -- HE'S GOT A POINT. YOU KNOW, HE'S -- HE'S GOT A POINT.
52 00:02:05,835 00:02:07,045 IT IS PRETTY CRAZY. IT IS PRETTY CRAZY.
53 00:02:07,045 00:02:10,631 HMM. SO, THEN WE CAME TOGETHER AND ASKED OURSELVES, HMM. SO, THEN WE CAME TOGETHER AND ASKED OURSELVES,
54 00:02:10,631 00:02:13,175 "WHAT IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS? "WHAT IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS?
55 00:02:13,175 00:02:14,343 A BETTER WAY? A BETTER WAY?
56 00:02:14,343 00:02:16,303 A FAIRER WAY?" A FAIRER WAY?"
57 00:02:16,303 00:02:17,555 OH, NO. I KNOW WHAT'S COMING. OH, NO. I KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
58 00:02:17,555 00:02:20,349 ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING SOMETHING NEW IN THE DOMINION ♪ ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING SOMETHING NEW IN THE DOMINION ♪
59 00:02:20,349 00:02:23,352 ♪ SINCE YOU WENT AWAY ♪ ♪ SINCE YOU WENT AWAY ♪
60 00:02:23,352 00:02:24,645 ♪ WITH NO KING UPON THE THRONE ♪ ♪ WITH NO KING UPON THE THRONE ♪
61 00:02:24,645 00:02:26,188 ♪ WE'VE ALL BEEN LEFT ALONE ♪ ♪ WE'VE ALL BEEN LEFT ALONE ♪
62 00:02:26,188 00:02:28,148 ♪ TO BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪ ♪ TO BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪
63 00:02:28,148 00:02:29,441 RIGHT. RIGHT.
64 00:02:29,441 00:02:31,777 ♪ WHAT IF EVERY SINGLE SOUL WITH AN OPINION ♪ ♪ WHAT IF EVERY SINGLE SOUL WITH AN OPINION ♪
65 00:02:31,777 00:02:34,613 ♪ GOT TO HAVE THEIR SAY? ♪ ♪ GOT TO HAVE THEIR SAY? ♪
66 00:02:34,613 00:02:37,324 ♪ IF ON EVERY POINT OF NOTE, WE SIMPLY TOOK A VOTE ♪ ♪ IF ON EVERY POINT OF NOTE, WE SIMPLY TOOK A VOTE ♪
67 00:02:37,324 00:02:39,284 ♪ WE'D BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪ ♪ WE'D BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪
68 00:02:39,284 00:02:41,829 -SO, THE BUTCHER GETS A VOTE? -YEP! -SO, THE BUTCHER GETS A VOTE? -YEP!
69 00:02:41,829 00:02:43,163 -THE BAKER GETS A VOTE? -YEP! -THE BAKER GETS A VOTE? -YEP!
70 00:02:43,163 00:02:45,875 ♪ AND EVERYONE WHO COULDN'T VOTE BEFORE ♪ ♪ AND EVERYONE WHO COULDN'T VOTE BEFORE ♪
71 00:02:45,875 00:02:47,001 ♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE WOMEN ♪ ♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE WOMEN ♪
72 00:02:47,001 00:02:48,419 ♪ AND WE WON'T LET HIM OR HIM IN ♪ ♪ AND WE WON'T LET HIM OR HIM IN ♪
73 00:02:48,419 00:02:50,755 ♪ WE MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE ♪ ♪ EXCEPT THE POOR ♪ ♪ WE MEAN EVERYBODY ELSE ♪ ♪ EXCEPT THE POOR ♪
74 00:02:50,755 00:02:53,049 -PROGRESSIVE FOR THE MIDDLE AGES. -EH. -PROGRESSIVE FOR THE MIDDLE AGES. -EH.
75 00:02:53,049 00:02:55,217 ♪ THEN WE VOTE ON EVERY PRESSING PUBLIC QUESTION ♪ ♪ THEN WE VOTE ON EVERY PRESSING PUBLIC QUESTION ♪
76 00:02:55,217 00:02:56,594 ♪ EITHER ♪ YAY! ♪ EITHER ♪ YAY!
77 00:02:56,594 00:02:57,428 ♪ OR ♪ ♪ OR ♪
78 00:02:57,428 00:02:58,637 -NICE. -NAY! -NICE. -NAY!
79 00:02:58,637 00:02:59,471 ♪ EVERYBODY GETS TO CHOOSE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY GETS TO CHOOSE ♪
80 00:02:59,471 00:03:00,890 ♪ EXCEPT THE YOU-KNOW-WHOS ♪ ♪ EXCEPT THE YOU-KNOW-WHOS ♪
81 00:03:00,890 00:03:03,350 ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪ ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪
82 00:03:03,350 00:03:06,311 ♪ IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A STATEMENT OR SUGGESTION ♪ ♪ IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A STATEMENT OR SUGGESTION ♪
83 00:03:06,311 00:03:07,688 ♪ SIMPLY STAND ♪ ♪ SIMPLY STAND ♪
84 00:03:07,688 00:03:08,731 ♪ AND HEY! ♪ ♪ AND HEY! ♪
85 00:03:08,731 00:03:09,523 HIM?! HIM?!
86 00:03:09,523 00:03:10,858 ♪ EVERY PERSON COUNTS THE SAME ♪ ♪ EVERY PERSON COUNTS THE SAME ♪
87 00:03:10,858 00:03:12,317 ♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE LAME ♪ ♪ EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE LAME ♪
88 00:03:12,317 00:03:13,861 -♪ AND THE LEPERS ♪ -♪ AND THE GINGERS ♪ -♪ AND THE LEPERS ♪ -♪ AND THE GINGERS ♪
89 00:03:13,861 00:03:15,113 -♪ AND THE WITCHES ♪ -♪ AND THE HEATHENS ♪ -♪ AND THE WITCHES ♪ -♪ AND THE HEATHENS ♪
90 00:03:15,113 00:03:16,614 -♪ AND THE BASTARDS ♪ -♪ AND THE GYPSIES ♪ -♪ AND THE BASTARDS ♪ -♪ AND THE GYPSIES ♪
91 00:03:16,614 00:03:18,032 -♪ AND THE COMMIES ♪ -♪ AND THE HIPPIES ♪ -♪ AND THE COMMIES ♪ -♪ AND THE HIPPIES ♪
92 00:03:18,032 00:03:19,658 ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪ ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪
93 00:03:19,658 00:03:21,077 ♪ A FAIR AND SQUARE TOMORROW ♪ ♪ A FAIR AND SQUARE TOMORROW ♪
94 00:03:21,077 00:03:23,203 ♪ A MORE AWARE TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪ ♪ A MORE AWARE TOMORROW HERE TODAY ♪
95 00:03:23,203 00:03:25,915 ♪ SO, WE ALL WILL MARCH TOGETHER TOWARDS THE FUTURE ♪ ♪ SO, WE ALL WILL MARCH TOGETHER TOWARDS THE FUTURE ♪
96 00:03:25,915 00:03:28,876 ♪ WELL, NOT ALL PER SE ♪ ♪ WELL, NOT ALL PER SE ♪
97 00:03:28,876 00:03:30,878 ♪ JUST THE ONES WHO LOOK LIKE ME ♪ ♪ JUST THE ONES WHO LOOK LIKE ME ♪
98 00:03:30,878 00:03:36,926 ♪ IT'S CALLED DEMOCRACY-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪ ♪ IT'S CALLED DEMOCRACY-Y-Y-Y-Y ♪
99 00:03:36,926 00:03:38,343 -♪ THE LANDED ♪ -♪ AND THE WEALTHY ♪ -♪ THE LANDED ♪ -♪ AND THE WEALTHY ♪
100 00:03:38,343 00:03:39,637 -♪ AND THE PIOUS ♪ -♪ AND THE HEALTHY ♪ -♪ AND THE PIOUS ♪ -♪ AND THE HEALTHY ♪
101 00:03:39,637 00:03:41,055 -♪ AND THE STRAIGHT ONES ♪ -♪ AND THE PALES ONES ♪ -♪ AND THE STRAIGHT ONES ♪ -♪ AND THE PALES ONES ♪
102 00:03:41,055 00:03:42,347 ♪ AND WE ONLY MEAN THE MALES ONES ♪ ♪ AND WE ONLY MEAN THE MALES ONES ♪
103 00:03:42,347 00:03:46,477 ♪ IF YOU'RE ALL OF THE ABOVE, THEN YOU'RE OK-A-A-A-AY ♪ ♪ IF YOU'RE ALL OF THE ABOVE, THEN YOU'RE OK-A-A-A-AY ♪
104 00:03:46,477 00:03:49,271 ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪ ♪ AS WE BUILD A NEW TOMORROW ♪
105 00:03:49,271 00:03:55,360 ♪ HERE TOD-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AY ♪ ♪ HERE TOD-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AY ♪
106 00:03:58,739 00:04:02,160 WELL, THAT IS INTRIGUING -- VOTING WHO TO FIGHT. WELL, THAT IS INTRIGUING -- VOTING WHO TO FIGHT.
107 00:04:02,160 00:04:04,745 IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO BRING UP LOOKING FOR AN ARMY AGAIN, IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO BRING UP LOOKING FOR AN ARMY AGAIN,
108 00:04:04,745 00:04:06,246 I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FREAK OUT I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL FREAK OUT
109 00:04:06,246 00:04:09,333 BECAUSE I JUST LOST MY CASTLE! BECAUSE I JUST LOST MY CASTLE!
110 00:04:09,333 00:04:10,960 TOUCHY. TOUCHY.
111 00:04:19,343 00:04:21,095 HELLO, MY FRIEND. HELLO, MY FRIEND.
112 00:04:21,095 00:04:23,222 RICHARD! RICHARD!
113 00:04:23,222 00:04:24,389 SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
114 00:04:24,389 00:04:25,766 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
115 00:04:25,766 00:04:27,643 OH, JUST THOUGHT I'D POP IN FOR A VISIT. OH, JUST THOUGHT I'D POP IN FOR A VISIT.
116 00:04:29,061 00:04:30,562 COME HERE, YOU. GIVE US A HUG. COME HERE, YOU. GIVE US A HUG.
117 00:04:32,773 00:04:35,067 -OH. MY FAVORITE CROWN. -OH. MY FAVORITE CROWN.
118 00:04:35,067 00:04:36,902 DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET IT. DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET IT.
119 00:04:40,364 00:04:41,907 WHAT THE HEY, GARETH? WHAT THE HEY, GARETH?
120 00:04:46,078 00:04:47,705 AAH! AAH!
121 00:04:47,705 00:04:51,167 OH, BLOODY HELL. NOT AGAIN! OH, BLOODY HELL. NOT AGAIN!
122 00:04:52,543 00:04:53,752 THAT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK THAT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
123 00:04:53,752 00:04:56,047 THE KING HAS WOKEN ME BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING! THE KING HAS WOKEN ME BECAUSE OF HIS SCREAMING!
124 00:04:56,047 00:04:58,007 I THINK HE'S HAVING BAD DREAMS, MY QUEEN. I THINK HE'S HAVING BAD DREAMS, MY QUEEN.
125 00:04:59,258 00:05:00,425 I WANT YOU TO FIX IT. I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.
126 00:05:00,425 00:05:02,136 HOW DO I DO THAT? HOW DO I DO THAT?
127 00:05:02,136 00:05:03,262 NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PROBLEM.
128 00:05:03,262 00:05:05,139 WHAT IS MY PROBLEM IS WHAT IS MY PROBLEM IS
129 00:05:05,139 00:05:07,516 HIS SCREAMING IS INTERRUPTING MY BEAUTY SLEEP, HIS SCREAMING IS INTERRUPTING MY BEAUTY SLEEP,
130 00:05:07,516 00:05:08,893 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
131 00:05:08,893 00:05:10,269 WHEN A QUEEN LOSES HER BEAUTY SLEEP? WHEN A QUEEN LOSES HER BEAUTY SLEEP?
132 00:05:10,269 00:05:13,731 SHE CAN SLEEP IN LATER BECAUSE SHE'S A QUEEN SHE CAN SLEEP IN LATER BECAUSE SHE'S A QUEEN
133 00:05:13,731 00:05:15,274 AND SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS? AND SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS?
134 00:05:15,274 00:05:16,567 SHE COULD GET A WRINKLE. SHE COULD GET A WRINKLE.
135 00:05:17,651 00:05:19,945 AND IF SHE GETS A WRINKLE... AND IF SHE GETS A WRINKLE...
136 00:05:19,945 00:05:21,072 SHE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET A WRINKLE. SHE'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET A WRINKLE.
137 00:05:22,322 00:05:23,574 ON YOUR NECK! ON YOUR NECK!
138 00:05:25,117 00:05:26,785 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT BEING VERY CLEAR. I'M SORRY. I'M NOT BEING VERY CLEAR.
139 00:05:26,785 00:05:28,579 I'M REALLY TIRED. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M REALLY TIRED. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
140 00:05:28,579 00:05:30,122 IF YOU DON'T FIX IT, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT. IF YOU DON'T FIX IT, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT.
141 00:05:30,122 00:05:31,456 OKAY? NIGHTY-NIGHT. OKAY? NIGHTY-NIGHT.
142 00:05:34,543 00:05:37,504 "NO. I NEVER LOVED YOU, ISABELLA." "NO. I NEVER LOVED YOU, ISABELLA."
143 00:05:37,504 00:05:39,590 "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, GALAVANT." "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, GALAVANT."
144 00:05:39,590 00:05:42,176 "TOO BAD, SUCKER. I'M OUTIE." "TOO BAD, SUCKER. I'M OUTIE."
145 00:05:44,095 00:05:45,763 PLAY IT AGAIN. PLAY IT AGAIN.
146 00:05:45,763 00:05:46,597 OH, APOLOGIES, MY LADY, OH, APOLOGIES, MY LADY,
147 00:05:46,597 00:05:48,057 BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S HEALTHY BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S HEALTHY
148 00:05:48,057 00:05:49,683 TO KEEP RELIVING THIS BREAKUP WITH GALAVANT? TO KEEP RELIVING THIS BREAKUP WITH GALAVANT?
149 00:05:49,683 00:05:51,560 I SAID, PLAY IT AGAIN. I SAID, PLAY IT AGAIN.
150 00:05:52,603 00:05:56,982 "I'M GALAVANT, THE JERKIEST JERK IN ALL THE LAND!" "I'M GALAVANT, THE JERKIEST JERK IN ALL THE LAND!"
151 00:05:58,067 00:05:59,318 EXCUSE US, JESTER. EXCUSE US, JESTER.
152 00:05:59,318 00:06:00,861 MAY WE HAVE A MOMENT WITH OUR DAUGHTER? MAY WE HAVE A MOMENT WITH OUR DAUGHTER?
153 00:06:00,861 00:06:02,446 OH, THANK GOD. OH, THANK GOD.
154 00:06:04,073 00:06:05,532 SWEETHEART... SWEETHEART...
155 00:06:05,532 00:06:09,036 AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY SORRY ABOUT GALAVANT DITCHING YOU. AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE VERY SORRY ABOUT GALAVANT DITCHING YOU.
156 00:06:09,036 00:06:11,122 HE DROPPED YOU LIKE A PLAGUE RAT. HE DROPPED YOU LIKE A PLAGUE RAT.
157 00:06:11,122 00:06:12,748 BUT IT'S BEEN SEVERAL DAYS, BUT IT'S BEEN SEVERAL DAYS,
158 00:06:12,748 00:06:16,127 AND THAT BIOLOGICAL SUNDIAL OF YOURS CONTINUES TO GROW LONG AND THAT BIOLOGICAL SUNDIAL OF YOURS CONTINUES TO GROW LONG
159 00:06:16,127 00:06:18,003 -IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. -YOU'RE 25! -IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. -YOU'RE 25!
160 00:06:18,003 00:06:20,714 MY MOTHER WAS A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER BY THEN! MY MOTHER WAS A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER BY THEN!
161 00:06:20,714 00:06:22,341 AND WHILE WE'RE HAPPY YOU AGREED AND WHILE WE'RE HAPPY YOU AGREED
162 00:06:22,341 00:06:23,926 TO BE FORCED TO MARRY YOUR COUSIN, TO BE FORCED TO MARRY YOUR COUSIN,
163 00:06:23,926 00:06:26,720 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START MAKING SOME DECISIONS, HMM? MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START MAKING SOME DECISIONS, HMM?
164 00:06:26,720 00:06:28,180 AT LEAST MEET THE WEDDING PLANNER. AT LEAST MEET THE WEDDING PLANNER.
165 00:06:28,180 00:06:30,015 HE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU. HE'S VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
166 00:06:30,015 00:06:31,892 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF IT I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF IT
167 00:06:31,892 00:06:33,435 IF I'M NOT MARRYING SOMEONE I LOVE. IF I'M NOT MARRYING SOMEONE I LOVE.
168 00:06:33,435 00:06:35,771 - OH, SWEETHEART! - OH, SWEETHEART!
169 00:06:35,771 00:06:37,648 MARRIAGE ISN'T ABOUT LOVE! MARRIAGE ISN'T ABOUT LOVE!
170 00:06:38,523 00:06:41,777 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. WORMWOOD! LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. WORMWOOD!
171 00:06:49,243 00:06:51,912 PRINCESS ISABELLA, HOW DELIGHTFUL. PRINCESS ISABELLA, HOW DELIGHTFUL.
172 00:06:51,912 00:06:55,082 CHESTER WORMWOOD OF WORMWOOD WEDDINGS AND EVENTS. CHESTER WORMWOOD OF WORMWOOD WEDDINGS AND EVENTS.
173 00:06:55,082 00:06:59,503 I'M HERE SOLELY TO SERVE YOUR EVERY WISH AND DESIRE. I'M HERE SOLELY TO SERVE YOUR EVERY WISH AND DESIRE.
174 00:07:03,174 00:07:04,424 THIS IS OUR NEW REC CENTER. THIS IS OUR NEW REC CENTER.
175 00:07:04,424 00:07:05,425 WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT. WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT.
176 00:07:07,345 00:07:08,804 OH...MY...GOD. OH...MY...GOD.
177 00:07:08,804 00:07:10,848 THOSE CURTAINS USED TO BE MY SHEETS. THOSE CURTAINS USED TO BE MY SHEETS.
178 00:07:10,848 00:07:12,683 I KNOW BECAUSE I HAD THE R's EMBROIDERED I KNOW BECAUSE I HAD THE R's EMBROIDERED
179 00:07:12,683 00:07:14,434 WITH THE PLUCKED HAIRS OF ALL THE KINGDOM'S REDHEADS! WITH THE PLUCKED HAIRS OF ALL THE KINGDOM'S REDHEADS!
180 00:07:14,434 00:07:16,728 YOU'LL FIND WE'VE TURNED EVERYTHING FROM THE CASTLE YOU'LL FIND WE'VE TURNED EVERYTHING FROM THE CASTLE
181 00:07:16,728 00:07:18,230 INTO SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON GOOD. INTO SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON GOOD.
182 00:07:19,857 00:07:22,567 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING SOME BIG SURPRISE ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT PLANNING SOME BIG SURPRISE
183 00:07:22,567 00:07:24,320 WHERE YOU'RE GONNA WHEEL AWAY SOME HUGE WAGON WHERE YOU'RE GONNA WHEEL AWAY SOME HUGE WAGON
184 00:07:24,320 00:07:27,823 TO REVEAL YOU'VE REBUILT MY CASTLE BUT ONLY BETTER, HUH? TO REVEAL YOU'VE REBUILT MY CASTLE BUT ONLY BETTER, HUH?
185 00:07:27,823 00:07:29,325 SORRY, BUDDY. SORRY, BUDDY.
186 00:07:29,325 00:07:31,785 AH! OH! AH! OH!
187 00:07:31,785 00:07:32,870 "BUDDY!" "BUDDY!"
188 00:07:32,870 00:07:34,454 OH, GREAT. THAT'S WHAT IT IS NOW. OH, GREAT. THAT'S WHAT IT IS NOW.
189 00:07:34,454 00:07:37,124 IT'S NOT "MY KING" OR "YOUR WORSHIP" OR "YOUR HIGHNESS." IT'S NOT "MY KING" OR "YOUR WORSHIP" OR "YOUR HIGHNESS."
190 00:07:37,124 00:07:38,458 IT'S "BUDDY." IT'S "BUDDY."
191 00:07:40,878 00:07:41,837 GOD! GOD!
192 00:07:44,089 00:07:45,590 I HAVE A QUESTION. I HAVE A QUESTION.
193 00:07:45,590 00:07:46,842 DO YOU STILL HAVE AN ARMY? DO YOU STILL HAVE AN ARMY?
194 00:07:46,842 00:07:49,303 A CITIZEN'S ARMY, YEAH. A CITIZEN'S ARMY, YEAH.
195 00:07:49,303 00:07:51,722 GOOD. I'D LIKE TO USE IT TO INVADE HORTENSIA. GOOD. I'D LIKE TO USE IT TO INVADE HORTENSIA.
196 00:07:51,722 00:07:53,515 ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
197 00:07:53,515 00:07:54,516 REALLY? REALLY?
198 00:07:54,516 00:07:56,310 WELL, HANG ON. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY. WELL, HANG ON. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEMOCRACY.
199 00:07:56,310 00:07:58,729 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE?
200 00:07:58,729 00:08:01,190 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
201 00:08:01,190 00:08:03,525 TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S A TOWN-HALL MEETING TONIGHT TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S A TOWN-HALL MEETING TONIGHT
202 00:08:03,525 00:08:05,403 WHERE ANYBODY CAN BRING UP NEW BUSINESS. WHERE ANYBODY CAN BRING UP NEW BUSINESS.
203 00:08:05,403 00:08:07,571 -WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT THERE? -OKAY. -WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A SHOT THERE? -OKAY.
204 00:08:07,571 00:08:09,698 NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE A FREE PEOPLE EVER VOTING NOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE A FREE PEOPLE EVER VOTING
205 00:08:09,698 00:08:11,950 TO SEND AN ARMY INTO AN OPEN-ENDED FOREIGN CONFLICT TO SEND AN ARMY INTO AN OPEN-ENDED FOREIGN CONFLICT
206 00:08:11,950 00:08:13,618 WHICH PROFITS ONLY THE FEW. WHICH PROFITS ONLY THE FEW.
207 00:08:13,618 00:08:15,662 THAT WOULD BE MADNESS. THAT WOULD BE MADNESS.
208 00:08:16,955 00:08:19,124 WELL, S-SURE. WELL, S-SURE.
209 00:08:19,124 00:08:20,542 BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE THING. BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE THING.
210 00:08:20,542 00:08:21,585 THIS SMILE. THIS SMILE.
211 00:08:22,669 00:08:23,795 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
212 00:08:23,795 00:08:25,589 OH, YEAH. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT? OH, YEAH. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
213 00:08:25,589 00:08:26,631 HELP, HELP! HELP, HELP!
214 00:08:26,631 00:08:28,800 -THAT'S MY TUNIC! -GET OFF, GET OFF! -THAT'S MY TUNIC! -GET OFF, GET OFF!
215 00:08:31,220 00:08:33,222 SIR, HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS? SIR, HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS?
216 00:08:34,598 00:08:36,975 WHO'S BEEN TELLING YOU I'M HAVING BAD DREAMS? WHO'S BEEN TELLING YOU I'M HAVING BAD DREAMS?
217 00:08:36,975 00:08:37,851 THE QUEEN! THE QUEEN!
218 00:08:37,851 00:08:40,438 SHE'S HEARD YOU SCREAMING AT NIGHT AND WANTS ME TO HELP! SHE'S HEARD YOU SCREAMING AT NIGHT AND WANTS ME TO HELP!
219 00:08:41,688 00:08:44,191 -COME HERE. - OH, GOD, THIS IS IT! -COME HERE. - OH, GOD, THIS IS IT!
220 00:08:44,191 00:08:45,984 -SHUT UP! -SHUT UP!
221 00:08:45,984 00:08:47,361 I'M NOT GONNA KILL YA! I'M NOT GONNA KILL YA!
222 00:08:48,695 00:08:50,155 YES, OKAY. YES, OKAY.
223 00:08:50,155 00:08:52,324 I'VE BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS ABOUT KING RICHARD. I'VE BEEN HAVING BAD DREAMS ABOUT KING RICHARD.
224 00:08:52,324 00:08:54,243 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
225 00:08:54,243 00:08:58,038 WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I HAD A RECURRING NIGHTMARE. WELL, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I HAD A RECURRING NIGHTMARE.
226 00:08:58,038 00:08:59,790 BUT THEN MY MOM HELPED ME FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT, BUT THEN MY MOM HELPED ME FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANT,
227 00:08:59,790 00:09:01,625 AND IT WENT AWAY. AND IT WENT AWAY.
228 00:09:01,625 00:09:03,543 NO, THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. NO, THIS IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
229 00:09:03,543 00:09:05,003 IT'S MORE OF A RIDDLE. IT'S MORE OF A RIDDLE.
230 00:09:05,003 00:09:08,466 I'M ALWAYS HOLDING KING RICHARD'S CROWN! I'M ALWAYS HOLDING KING RICHARD'S CROWN!
231 00:09:08,466 00:09:11,218 HE'S ACCUSING ME OF BETRAYING HIM. HE'S ACCUSING ME OF BETRAYING HIM.
232 00:09:11,218 00:09:14,513 YEAH, THAT'S A REAL ENIGMA. YEAH, THAT'S A REAL ENIGMA.
233 00:09:14,513 00:09:16,974 DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING -- DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU'RE FEELING --
234 00:09:16,974 00:09:19,477 I DON'T KNOW -- A LITTLE...GUILTY? I DON'T KNOW -- A LITTLE...GUILTY?
235 00:09:19,477 00:09:20,852 WHAT'S "GUILTY"? WHAT'S "GUILTY"?
236 00:09:23,314 00:09:24,773 OH, UM... OH, UM...
237 00:09:24,773 00:09:26,691 WHEN YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. WHEN YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
238 00:09:26,691 00:09:28,486 THAT'S NOT A THING! THAT'S NOT A THING!
239 00:09:28,486 00:09:30,821 I'M WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO YOU! I'M WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO YOU!
240 00:09:40,539 00:09:41,748 WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
241 00:09:41,748 00:09:44,584 HOW ABOUT "DIE FOR THE GUY WHO WANTS HIS GAL"? HOW ABOUT "DIE FOR THE GUY WHO WANTS HIS GAL"?
242 00:09:44,584 00:09:48,172 SEE, "GAL" IS A PLAY ON YOUR NAME, AND IT RHYMES. SEE, "GAL" IS A PLAY ON YOUR NAME, AND IT RHYMES.
243 00:09:48,172 00:09:49,381 YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOOD. YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOOD.
244 00:09:49,381 00:09:51,467 I JUST THINK IT'S A BIT DUMB FOR ME. I JUST THINK IT'S A BIT DUMB FOR ME.
245 00:09:51,467 00:09:54,052 OH, OH, BUT IT'S NOT TOO DUMB FOR ME? OH, OH, BUT IT'S NOT TOO DUMB FOR ME?
246 00:09:54,052 00:09:56,638 CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SLOGAN FOR A STUPID ELECTION. CAN'T EVEN WRITE A SLOGAN FOR A STUPID ELECTION.
247 00:09:56,638 00:09:58,890 I'M NOT A WRITER. I'M NOT A CASTLE OWNER. I'M NOT A WRITER. I'M NOT A CASTLE OWNER.
248 00:09:58,890 00:10:00,225 I'M NOT A KING. I'M NOT A KING.
249 00:10:00,225 00:10:01,519 DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN? DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?
250 00:10:01,519 00:10:04,396 DO WHAT? REALIZE I'M IN THE DARKEST HOUR OF MY SOUL?! DO WHAT? REALIZE I'M IN THE DARKEST HOUR OF MY SOUL?!
251 00:10:06,190 00:10:07,649 JUST GO WIN YOUR STUPID ELECTION. JUST GO WIN YOUR STUPID ELECTION.
252 00:10:08,775 00:10:10,486 OKAY. OKAY.
253 00:10:10,486 00:10:11,529 -HELLO. HELLO. -HELLO. HELLO.
254 00:10:11,529 00:10:13,155 -GALAVANT. IT'S AN HONOR. -GALAVANT. IT'S AN HONOR.
255 00:10:13,155 00:10:15,282 -ARE ALL THE STORIES TRUE? -ARE ALL THE STORIES TRUE?
256 00:10:17,201 00:10:19,077 HI. KING RICHARD. HI. KING RICHARD.
257 00:10:20,204 00:10:22,540 OR IS IT JUST "RICHARD"? OR IS IT JUST "RICHARD"?
258 00:10:23,707 00:10:25,584 HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM. HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM.
259 00:10:25,584 00:10:27,419 ♪ ♪
260 00:10:27,419 00:10:29,046 OOH! OOH!
261 00:10:30,797 00:10:33,008 ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪ ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪
262 00:10:33,008 00:10:35,802 ♪ WHAT A HAPPY GUY I'D BE ♪ ♪ WHAT A HAPPY GUY I'D BE ♪
263 00:10:35,802 00:10:38,096 ♪ I WOULD DO ALL KINDS OF BLACKSMITH STUFF ♪ ♪ I WOULD DO ALL KINDS OF BLACKSMITH STUFF ♪
264 00:10:38,096 00:10:40,932 ♪ IN MY BLACKSMITHERY ♪ ♪ IN MY BLACKSMITHERY ♪
265 00:10:40,932 00:10:43,477 ♪ I WOULD HIT THE THING WITH THE OTHER THING ♪ ♪ I WOULD HIT THE THING WITH THE OTHER THING ♪
266 00:10:43,477 00:10:45,687 ♪ TILL I MADE A DIFFERENT THING ♪ ♪ TILL I MADE A DIFFERENT THING ♪
267 00:10:45,687 00:10:48,648 ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪ ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY BLACKSMITH ♪
268 00:10:48,648 00:10:50,317 NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT. NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT.
269 00:10:50,317 00:10:52,444 BESIDES, I'D GET FILTHY. BESIDES, I'D GET FILTHY.
270 00:10:52,444 00:10:54,112 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BETTER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING BETTER.
271 00:10:54,112 00:10:55,030 OOH! OOH!
272 00:10:56,156 00:10:58,492 ♪ IF I WERE A FRIENDLY FARMER ♪ ♪ IF I WERE A FRIENDLY FARMER ♪
273 00:10:58,492 00:11:00,827 ♪ WOULDN'T THAT BE, OH, SO SWEET? ♪ ♪ WOULDN'T THAT BE, OH, SO SWEET? ♪
274 00:11:00,827 00:11:03,539 ♪ I'D BE PLANTING GREENS AND LOTS OF BEANS ♪ ♪ I'D BE PLANTING GREENS AND LOTS OF BEANS ♪
275 00:11:03,539 00:11:06,041 ♪ AND OTHER THINGS TO EAT ♪ ♪ AND OTHER THINGS TO EAT ♪
276 00:11:06,041 00:11:08,710 ♪ THEN I'D PLANT SOME EGGS, THEN A COUPLE PIGS ♪ ♪ THEN I'D PLANT SOME EGGS, THEN A COUPLE PIGS ♪
277 00:11:08,710 00:11:10,462 ♪ THEN A YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ♪ ♪ THEN A YUMMY CHOCOLATE CAKE ♪
278 00:11:10,462 00:11:12,047 NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
279 00:11:12,047 00:11:14,425 BESIDES, ANY MORON CAN PLANT A CAKE. BESIDES, ANY MORON CAN PLANT A CAKE.
280 00:11:14,425 00:11:17,969 I WANT TO BE SPECIAL, NEEDED, LIKED. I WANT TO BE SPECIAL, NEEDED, LIKED.
281 00:11:18,970 00:11:21,014 I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT!
282 00:11:21,014 00:11:23,392 ♪ IF I WERE A MERRY BREWER ♪ ♪ IF I WERE A MERRY BREWER ♪
283 00:11:23,392 00:11:26,019 ♪ THAT WOULD BE A GRAND CAREER ♪ ♪ THAT WOULD BE A GRAND CAREER ♪
284 00:11:26,019 00:11:28,522 ♪ I WOULD PICK THE GRAPES AND PEEL THE GRAPES ♪ ♪ I WOULD PICK THE GRAPES AND PEEL THE GRAPES ♪
285 00:11:28,522 00:11:30,774 ♪ AND STOMP THEM INTO BEER ♪ ♪ AND STOMP THEM INTO BEER ♪
286 00:11:30,774 00:11:32,610 DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
287 00:11:32,610 00:11:34,986 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE A KING. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BE A KING.
288 00:11:36,614 00:11:38,490 NO ONE WANTS ME TO BE A KING. NO ONE WANTS ME TO BE A KING.
289 00:11:39,908 00:11:43,828 ♪ IF I'M JUST A JOLLY NOTHING ♪ ♪ IF I'M JUST A JOLLY NOTHING ♪
290 00:11:43,828 00:11:47,082 ♪ WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ♪ ♪ WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ♪
291 00:11:47,082 00:11:51,211 ♪ I DON'T HAVE A SKILL, NO NICHE TO FILL ♪ ♪ I DON'T HAVE A SKILL, NO NICHE TO FILL ♪
292 00:11:51,211 00:11:54,756 ♪ NO ONE TO COME HOME TO ♪ ♪ NO ONE TO COME HOME TO ♪
293 00:11:54,756 00:11:56,800 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪
294 00:11:56,800 00:11:58,469 ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIT ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIT ♪
295 00:11:58,469 00:12:02,347 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHO TO EVEN BE ♪ ♪ DON'T KNOW WHO TO EVEN BE ♪
296 00:12:04,182 00:12:06,351 ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY ♪ ♪ IF I WERE A JOLLY ♪
297 00:12:06,351 00:12:08,145 ♪ TAILOR ♪ ♪ TAILOR ♪
298 00:12:08,145 00:12:09,563 ♪ JUGGLER ♪ ♪ JUGGLER ♪
299 00:12:09,563 00:12:11,523 ♪ BARBER ♪ ♪ BARBER ♪
300 00:12:11,523 00:12:13,733 ♪ WET NURSE ♪ ♪ WET NURSE ♪
301 00:12:13,733 00:12:17,488 ♪ CESSPOOL WORKER ♪ ♪ CESSPOOL WORKER ♪
302 00:12:17,488 00:12:19,573 UGH, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UGH, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
303 00:12:21,366 00:12:28,373 ♪ I WOULD STILL BE ME ♪ ♪ I WOULD STILL BE ME ♪
304 00:12:36,674 00:12:37,966 AH, THANK YOU. AH, THANK YOU.
305 00:12:37,966 00:12:40,177 AH, BARRY, THE PRINCESS IS ON HER WAY. AH, BARRY, THE PRINCESS IS ON HER WAY.
306 00:12:40,177 00:12:42,638 NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD ABOUT MY PLAN. NOW, REMEMBER, NOT A WORD ABOUT MY PLAN.
307 00:12:42,638 00:12:43,930 THE WEDDING PLAN? THE WEDDING PLAN?
308 00:12:43,930 00:12:45,641 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY SHE'S COMING. I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY SHE'S COMING.
309 00:12:45,641 00:12:48,185 NO, THE EVIL PLAN, YOU IDIOT -- NO, THE EVIL PLAN, YOU IDIOT --
310 00:12:48,185 00:12:51,188 THE ONE TO CONTROL HER MIND WITH THIS ENCHANTED TIARA THE ONE TO CONTROL HER MIND WITH THIS ENCHANTED TIARA
311 00:12:51,188 00:12:53,106 AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM. AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM.
312 00:12:53,940 00:12:55,150 I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SCHEME. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SCHEME.
313 00:12:55,150 00:12:58,111 NO, THE SCHEME IS THE COLORS. NO, THE SCHEME IS THE COLORS.
314 00:12:58,111 00:12:59,321 I'M CONFUSED. I'M CONFUSED.
315 00:13:01,156 00:13:03,033 BARRY, I SWEAR TO GOD... BARRY, I SWEAR TO GOD...
316 00:13:03,033 00:13:04,909 OKAY, FOR CLARITY'S SAKE, FROM NOW ON, OKAY, FOR CLARITY'S SAKE, FROM NOW ON,
317 00:13:04,909 00:13:06,620 WE'LL CALL IT "THE WEDDING PLAN," WE'LL CALL IT "THE WEDDING PLAN,"
318 00:13:06,620 00:13:08,664 "THE EVIL PLOT," AND "THE COLOR SCHEME." "THE EVIL PLOT," AND "THE COLOR SCHEME."
319 00:13:08,664 00:13:10,415 GOT IT? GOOD. GOT IT? GOOD.
320 00:13:10,415 00:13:12,083 OH, SHE'S HERE. BE COOL. OH, SHE'S HERE. BE COOL.
321 00:13:12,083 00:13:14,336 PRINCESS ISABELLA! PRINCESS ISABELLA!
322 00:13:14,336 00:13:16,796 HOW DELIGHTFUL. WELCOME. HOW DELIGHTFUL. WELCOME.
323 00:13:16,796 00:13:18,006 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
324 00:13:18,006 00:13:20,467 I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, AND I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, AND I DON'T CARE.
325 00:13:20,467 00:13:22,511 DECISIONS MADE. LET'S GO. DECISIONS MADE. LET'S GO.
326 00:13:22,511 00:13:23,387 ISABELLA. ISABELLA.
327 00:13:23,387 00:13:25,556 MOTHER, I MAY HAVE AGREED TO GET MARRIED, MOTHER, I MAY HAVE AGREED TO GET MARRIED,
328 00:13:25,556 00:13:27,432 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
329 00:13:27,432 00:13:31,019 OH, BUT, MY DEAR, I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR YOU. OH, BUT, MY DEAR, I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR YOU.
330 00:13:31,019 00:13:33,772 TRUST ME, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. TRUST ME, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
331 00:13:33,772 00:13:36,567 ♪ FIRST, WE GET TO CHOOSE INVITATIONS ♪ ♪ FIRST, WE GET TO CHOOSE INVITATIONS ♪
332 00:13:36,567 00:13:39,027 ♪ MAKE A LIST OF DISTANT RELATIONS ♪ ♪ MAKE A LIST OF DISTANT RELATIONS ♪
333 00:13:39,027 00:13:41,446 ♪ THEN WE CAN DECIDE ON BRIDESMAIDS ♪ ♪ THEN WE CAN DECIDE ON BRIDESMAIDS ♪
334 00:13:41,446 00:13:42,906 ♪ YOU NEED ABOUT 20 ♪ ♪ YOU NEED ABOUT 20 ♪
335 00:13:42,906 00:13:44,700 YOU'RE JOKING? TELL ME HE'S JOKING. PLEASE? YOU'RE JOKING? TELL ME HE'S JOKING. PLEASE?
336 00:13:44,700 00:13:47,827 ♪ NEXT, WE'LL TRY ON DOZENS OF DRESSES ♪ ♪ NEXT, WE'LL TRY ON DOZENS OF DRESSES ♪
337 00:13:47,827 00:13:50,163 ♪ SETTLE ON A 'DO FOR YOUR TRESSES ♪ ♪ SETTLE ON A 'DO FOR YOUR TRESSES ♪
338 00:13:50,163 00:13:51,915 ♪ AND WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAY ♪ ♪ AND WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAY ♪
339 00:13:51,915 00:13:54,000 ♪ TO THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ♪ ♪ TO THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ♪
340 00:13:54,000 00:13:55,753 RIGHT, SO, IF WE'RE JUST -- YEAH. RIGHT, SO, IF WE'RE JUST -- YEAH.
341 00:13:55,753 00:13:58,046 -♪ WE'LL PICK YOUR FLORIST ♪ -♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ -♪ WE'LL PICK YOUR FLORIST ♪ -♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
342 00:13:58,046 00:13:59,798 ♪ AND THEN SELECT A MANICURIST ♪ ♪ AND THEN SELECT A MANICURIST ♪
343 00:13:59,798 00:14:01,174 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
344 00:14:01,174 00:14:03,385 ♪ YOU'LL WANT TO REGISTER AT ALL THE TOP STALLS ♪ ♪ YOU'LL WANT TO REGISTER AT ALL THE TOP STALLS ♪
345 00:14:03,385 00:14:04,762 ♪ WITHIN THE TOWN WALLS ♪ ♪ WITHIN THE TOWN WALLS ♪
346 00:14:04,762 00:14:05,763 ♪ NO DOUBT ♪ ♪ NO DOUBT ♪
347 00:14:05,763 00:14:07,055 KILL ME NOW. KILL ME NOW.
348 00:14:07,055 00:14:09,433 ♪ NEXT ON THE CHECKLIST ♪ ♪ NEXT ON THE CHECKLIST ♪
349 00:14:09,433 00:14:12,394 ♪ WE'LL GET YOU BRACELETTED AND NECKLACED ♪ ♪ WE'LL GET YOU BRACELETTED AND NECKLACED ♪
350 00:14:12,394 00:14:14,772 ♪ JUST WAIT AND SEE, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE WEDDING ♪ ♪ JUST WAIT AND SEE, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE WEDDING ♪
351 00:14:14,772 00:14:17,441 ♪ WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT ♪ ♪ WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT ♪
352 00:14:17,441 00:14:19,401 PLEASE, GOD, MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE, GOD, MAKE IT STOP.
353 00:14:19,401 00:14:22,028 ♪ THEN WE'LL HAVE TO SPRUCE UP THE VENUE ♪ ♪ THEN WE'LL HAVE TO SPRUCE UP THE VENUE ♪
354 00:14:22,028 00:14:24,030 ♪ FIGURE OUT A 30-COURSE MENU ♪ ♪ FIGURE OUT A 30-COURSE MENU ♪
355 00:14:24,030 00:14:25,282 THIS IS INSANE. THIS IS INSANE.
356 00:14:25,282 00:14:26,825 ♪ FIND A GUY TO DRAW SOME PICTURES ♪ ♪ FIND A GUY TO DRAW SOME PICTURES ♪
357 00:14:26,825 00:14:28,326 ♪ YOU'RE GOING TO WANT PLENTY ♪ ♪ YOU'RE GOING TO WANT PLENTY ♪
358 00:14:28,326 00:14:30,495 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA-LA-LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA-LA-LA ♪
359 00:14:30,495 00:14:33,290 ♪ PLUS, WE MUST AUDITION SOME BANDS, TOO ♪ ♪ PLUS, WE MUST AUDITION SOME BANDS, TOO ♪
360 00:14:33,290 00:14:35,500 ♪ CHOOSE THE SONG YOU'LL DO YOUR FIRST DANCE TO ♪ ♪ CHOOSE THE SONG YOU'LL DO YOUR FIRST DANCE TO ♪
361 00:14:35,500 00:14:37,377 ♪ THE WHOLE STUPID CLICHÉ ♪ ♪ THE WHOLE STUPID CLICHÉ ♪
362 00:14:37,377 00:14:39,463 ♪ ON THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ♪ ♪ ON THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ♪
363 00:14:39,463 00:14:41,548 UGH. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. UGH. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
364 00:14:41,548 00:14:42,758 ♪ AND UP ON YOUR HEAD ♪ ♪ AND UP ON YOUR HEAD ♪
365 00:14:42,758 00:14:44,008 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
366 00:14:44,008 00:14:45,594 ♪ GLOWING RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FOREHEAD ♪ ♪ GLOWING RIGHT ABOVE YOUR FOREHEAD ♪
367 00:14:45,594 00:14:47,053 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
368 00:14:47,053 00:14:49,055 ♪ YOU WILL WEAR THIS LITTLE PRESENT FROM ME ♪ ♪ YOU WILL WEAR THIS LITTLE PRESENT FROM ME ♪
369 00:14:49,055 00:14:51,600 ♪ ENCHANTED TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ♪ ♪ ENCHANTED TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ♪
370 00:14:51,600 00:14:53,268 UNH! UNH!
371 00:14:53,268 00:14:54,603 ♪ AND ONCE IT'S ON YOU ♪ ♪ AND ONCE IT'S ON YOU ♪
372 00:14:54,603 00:14:55,479 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
373 00:14:55,479 00:14:56,938 ♪ IT WILL CAST A SPELL UPON YOU ♪ ♪ IT WILL CAST A SPELL UPON YOU ♪
374 00:14:56,938 00:14:58,231 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
375 00:14:58,231 00:15:00,358 ♪ YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING I TELL YOU TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING I TELL YOU TO DO ♪
376 00:15:00,358 00:15:01,819 ♪ AND RULING THROUGH YOU ♪ ♪ AND RULING THROUGH YOU ♪
377 00:15:01,819 00:15:03,236 ♪ I'LL SEIZE FULL COMMAND ♪ ♪ I'LL SEIZE FULL COMMAND ♪
378 00:15:03,236 00:15:04,863 ♪ GET RID OF THE PRINCE ♪ ♪ GET RID OF THE PRINCE ♪
379 00:15:04,863 00:15:06,072 ♪ INSTALL MY OWN MEN ♪ ♪ INSTALL MY OWN MEN ♪
380 00:15:06,072 00:15:07,616 ♪ TAKE OVER THE THRONE ♪ ♪ TAKE OVER THE THRONE ♪
381 00:15:07,616 00:15:09,743 ♪ TILL I'M IN COMPLETE... ♪ ♪ TILL I'M IN COMPLETE... ♪
382 00:15:09,743 00:15:11,328 NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG.
383 00:15:14,873 00:15:17,167 ♪ WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND FOR? ♪ ♪ WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND FOR? ♪
384 00:15:17,167 00:15:20,295 ♪ WE'VE GOT AN AFFAIR TO BREAK GROUND FOR ♪ ♪ WE'VE GOT AN AFFAIR TO BREAK GROUND FOR ♪
385 00:15:20,295 00:15:21,546 ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO ♪ ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO ♪
386 00:15:21,546 00:15:24,842 ♪ GUESS WHO IS BECOMING A WIFE ♪ ♪ GUESS WHO IS BECOMING A WIFE ♪
387 00:15:26,551 00:15:28,970 ♪ TRUE, MY HUSBAND'S ONLY 11 ♪ ♪ TRUE, MY HUSBAND'S ONLY 11 ♪
388 00:15:28,970 00:15:31,473 ♪ STILL, THE WEDDING'S GONNA BE HEAVEN ♪ ♪ STILL, THE WEDDING'S GONNA BE HEAVEN ♪
389 00:15:31,473 00:15:33,391 ♪ GO AND GET MY BOUQUET ♪ ♪ GO AND GET MY BOUQUET ♪
390 00:15:33,391 00:15:36,227 ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪ ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪
391 00:15:37,688 00:15:39,356 ♪ COUSIN HARRY WILL PAY ♪ ♪ COUSIN HARRY WILL PAY ♪
392 00:15:39,356 00:15:41,274 ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪ ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪
393 00:15:43,234 00:15:44,611 ♪ NOW YOU'RE UNDER MY SWAY ♪ ♪ NOW YOU'RE UNDER MY SWAY ♪
394 00:15:44,611 00:15:47,238 ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪ ♪ IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE ♪
395 00:15:47,238 00:15:48,239 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
396 00:15:48,239 00:15:49,282 UNH! UNH!
397 00:15:50,868 00:15:53,453 ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF MOVING THE DRINKING WELL ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF MOVING THE DRINKING WELL
398 00:15:53,453 00:15:55,330 AWAY FROM THE GRAVEYARD SAY, "YEA." AWAY FROM THE GRAVEYARD SAY, "YEA."
399 00:15:55,330 00:15:56,623 -YEA! YEA! -YEA! YEA! -YEA! YEA! -YEA! YEA!
400 00:15:56,623 00:16:00,752 SO, THEY WOULD PREFER TO DECIDE THEIR FATE BY MAJORITY OPINION SO, THEY WOULD PREFER TO DECIDE THEIR FATE BY MAJORITY OPINION
401 00:16:00,752 00:16:02,713 RATHER THAN BEING RULED BY ME, RATHER THAN BEING RULED BY ME,
402 00:16:02,713 00:16:05,799 WHOSE RIGHT TO KINGSHIP WAS PASSED DOWN FROM ANCESTORS WHOSE RIGHT TO KINGSHIP WAS PASSED DOWN FROM ANCESTORS
403 00:16:05,799 00:16:08,760 SAID TO BE A GOD AND A MERMAID. SAID TO BE A GOD AND A MERMAID.
404 00:16:08,760 00:16:10,094 FOOLS. FOOLS.
405 00:16:10,094 00:16:11,889 WHAT ARE YOU? THE TOWN DRUNK? WHAT ARE YOU? THE TOWN DRUNK?
406 00:16:11,889 00:16:13,056 I WISH. I WISH.
407 00:16:13,056 00:16:15,308 AT LEAST THEN I'D KNOW WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. AT LEAST THEN I'D KNOW WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE.
408 00:16:15,308 00:16:16,852 THAT POSITION WAS ALREADY TAKEN. THAT POSITION WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
409 00:16:18,311 00:16:19,897 -LUCKY BASTARD. -LUCKY BASTARD.
410 00:16:19,897 00:16:22,482 RIGHT, THAT CONCLUDES ALL OLD BUSINESS, RIGHT, THAT CONCLUDES ALL OLD BUSINESS,
411 00:16:22,482 00:16:24,943 UH, BUT I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE ONE BIT OF NEW BUSINESS. UH, BUT I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE ONE BIT OF NEW BUSINESS.
412 00:16:24,943 00:16:27,696 GALAVANT, THE FLOOR IS YOURS. GALAVANT, THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
413 00:16:29,823 00:16:32,367 HELLO. GALAVANT. HELLO. GALAVANT.
414 00:16:32,367 00:16:35,579 I'VE COME TO ASK TO TAKE YOUR ARMY TO HORTENSIA I'VE COME TO ASK TO TAKE YOUR ARMY TO HORTENSIA
415 00:16:35,579 00:16:38,081 TO RESCUE MY ONE TRUE LOVE. TO RESCUE MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
416 00:16:38,081 00:16:39,958 WHO? MADALENA? WHO? MADALENA?
417 00:16:39,958 00:16:41,585 NO. ISABELLA. NO. ISABELLA.
418 00:16:41,585 00:16:43,044 DIDN'T YOU ALREADY DO THIS? DIDN'T YOU ALREADY DO THIS?
419 00:16:43,044 00:16:45,296 I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE EXPLAINING THIS PROPERLY. I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE EXPLAINING THIS PROPERLY.
420 00:16:45,296 00:16:47,298 YOU SEE, ISABELLA IS ACTUALLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE. YOU SEE, ISABELLA IS ACTUALLY BEING HELD HOSTAGE.
421 00:16:47,298 00:16:49,384 WE KNOW. IN VALENCIA. WE KNOW. IN VALENCIA.
422 00:16:49,384 00:16:52,136 UH, NO. AGAIN, THAT'S MADALENA. UH, NO. AGAIN, THAT'S MADALENA.
423 00:16:52,136 00:16:54,055 ISABELLA IS IN HORTENSIA. ISABELLA IS IN HORTENSIA.
424 00:16:54,055 00:16:56,349 I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
425 00:16:56,349 00:16:57,893 -NO, I DO. -NO, I DO.
426 00:16:57,893 00:16:59,310 YOU'RE JUST NOT LISTENING. YOU'RE JUST NOT LISTENING.
427 00:16:59,310 00:17:02,480 IT'S TRUE LOVE, PEOPLE. I JUST NEED YOUR VOTE. PLEASE? IT'S TRUE LOVE, PEOPLE. I JUST NEED YOUR VOTE. PLEASE?
428 00:17:05,358 00:17:08,695 UH, DIE FOR THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS GAL? UH, DIE FOR THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS GAL?
429 00:17:08,695 00:17:10,029 BOO! BOO!
430 00:17:11,364 00:17:13,032 CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF? CAN YOU HEAR YOURSELF?
431 00:17:13,032 00:17:15,953 -LOOK, HEY, LISTEN -- -HERO?! MORE LIKE ZERO! -LOOK, HEY, LISTEN -- -HERO?! MORE LIKE ZERO!
432 00:17:15,953 00:17:17,203 YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
433 00:17:17,203 00:17:18,914 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING!
434 00:17:21,291 00:17:24,419 STANDING BEFORE YOU IS A MAN OF NOBLE INTENTION, STANDING BEFORE YOU IS A MAN OF NOBLE INTENTION,
435 00:17:24,419 00:17:26,797 A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HIS PURPOSE IS -- A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HIS PURPOSE IS --
436 00:17:26,797 00:17:28,339 TO BE A HERO! TO BE A HERO!
437 00:17:28,339 00:17:30,174 AND I ADMIRE THAT. AND I ADMIRE THAT.
438 00:17:30,174 00:17:34,262 WHILE I AM NO LONGER YOUR KING... WHILE I AM NO LONGER YOUR KING...
439 00:17:34,262 00:17:36,180 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D LIKE TO PUT IT TO A QUICK VOTE? UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D LIKE TO PUT IT TO A QUICK VOTE?
440 00:17:36,180 00:17:38,057 ALL IN FAVOR? YES? ALL IN FAVOR? YES?
441 00:17:38,057 00:17:40,059 ANYONE? HMM? NO? ANYONE? HMM? NO?
442 00:17:40,059 00:17:41,478 FINE. FINE.
443 00:17:41,478 00:17:43,396 BUT IF I WERE STILL YOUR KING, BUT IF I WERE STILL YOUR KING,
444 00:17:43,396 00:17:46,399 I WOULD FORCE EVERY ONE OF YOU TO JOIN THIS MAN'S ARMY, I WOULD FORCE EVERY ONE OF YOU TO JOIN THIS MAN'S ARMY,
445 00:17:46,399 00:17:48,109 NOT BECAUSE I WAS A TYRANT AND A TERRIBLE LEADER NOT BECAUSE I WAS A TYRANT AND A TERRIBLE LEADER
446 00:17:48,109 00:17:49,360 WHO HOSTED BABY FIGHTS, WHO HOSTED BABY FIGHTS,
447 00:17:49,360 00:17:51,070 WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WEIRD AND NOT THAT ENTERTAINING, WHICH I NOW REALIZE IS WEIRD AND NOT THAT ENTERTAINING,
448 00:17:51,070 00:17:52,656 EVEN AFTER THE ADDITION OF THE COBRA, EVEN AFTER THE ADDITION OF THE COBRA,
449 00:17:52,656 00:17:56,075 BUT BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS RARE AND WORTH FIGHTING FOR. BUT BECAUSE TRUE LOVE IS RARE AND WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
450 00:17:56,075 00:17:58,996 IT IS LIFE'S GREATEST PURPOSE. IT IS LIFE'S GREATEST PURPOSE.
451 00:17:59,997 00:18:00,998 SO... SO...
452 00:18:00,998 00:18:04,208 AS SOMEONE WHO IS "NOT" YOUR KING... AS SOMEONE WHO IS "NOT" YOUR KING...
453 00:18:04,208 00:18:07,086 I ASK... I ASK...
454 00:18:07,086 00:18:10,007 WHO WILL JOIN THIS FIGHT FOR TRUE LOVE? WHO WILL JOIN THIS FIGHT FOR TRUE LOVE?
455 00:18:14,302 00:18:16,179 I WILL JOIN, KING RICHARD! I WILL JOIN, KING RICHARD!
456 00:18:19,390 00:18:21,518 WELL, THERE WE GO. THAT'S A GOOD START. WELL, THERE WE GO. THAT'S A GOOD START.
457 00:18:21,518 00:18:23,227 RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT? RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT?
458 00:18:26,940 00:18:27,983 ANYONE AT ALL? ANYONE AT ALL?
459 00:18:29,985 00:18:32,529 WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY UNCOMFORTABLE. WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
460 00:18:39,911 00:18:40,912 AAH! AAH!
461 00:18:42,413 00:18:44,082 YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
462 00:18:44,082 00:18:46,292 -AAH! -AAH!
463 00:18:46,292 00:18:48,586 SHH! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?! SHH! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!
464 00:18:48,586 00:18:51,214 I SAW HIS HEAD! IT WAS RIGHT THERE! I SAW HIS HEAD! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
465 00:18:51,214 00:18:52,924 AND IT WAS GIVING ME THAT LOOK. AND IT WAS GIVING ME THAT LOOK.
466 00:18:54,092 00:18:56,970 MY KING, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. MY KING, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
467 00:18:56,970 00:18:58,722 RICHARD WAS YOUR FRIEND. RICHARD WAS YOUR FRIEND.
468 00:18:58,722 00:19:02,433 AND, YES, YOU TOOK HIS THRONE AND HIS QUEEN AND HIS KINGDOM AND, YES, YOU TOOK HIS THRONE AND HIS QUEEN AND HIS KINGDOM
469 00:19:02,433 00:19:03,977 AND HIS FAVORITE SHIRTS AND HIS WEEKLY BRIDGE GAME -- AND HIS FAVORITE SHIRTS AND HIS WEEKLY BRIDGE GAME --
470 00:19:03,977 00:19:05,395 OH, GET ON WITH IT! OH, GET ON WITH IT!
471 00:19:05,395 00:19:09,399 BUT THE FACT YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT IS A GOOD THING. BUT THE FACT YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT IS A GOOD THING.
472 00:19:09,399 00:19:13,444 IT MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY, SURPRISINGLY, HUMAN. IT MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY, SURPRISINGLY, HUMAN.
473 00:19:13,444 00:19:15,655 MAYBE I DO FEEL GUILTY. MAYBE I DO FEEL GUILTY.
474 00:19:17,448 00:19:19,617 I DO MISS THE OLD BASTARD. I DO MISS THE OLD BASTARD.
475 00:19:19,617 00:19:22,746 LOOK, THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING LOOK, THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING
476 00:19:22,746 00:19:24,539 MY MOTHER USED TO DO FOR MY DREAMS. MY MOTHER USED TO DO FOR MY DREAMS.
477 00:19:28,418 00:19:30,712 ♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪ ♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪
478 00:19:30,712 00:19:33,131 ♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪ ♪ GOOD DREAMS ONLY ♪
479 00:19:33,131 00:19:36,467 ♪ BAD DREAMS OUT OF HIS HEAD ♪ ♪ BAD DREAMS OUT OF HIS HEAD ♪
480 00:19:36,467 00:19:39,054 ♪ IT'S TIME TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME TONIGHT ♪
481 00:19:39,054 00:19:41,639 ♪ FOR DREAMS OF FRIGHT ♪ ♪ FOR DREAMS OF FRIGHT ♪
482 00:19:41,639 00:19:45,810 ♪ TO LEAVE THIS LITTLE BOY'S BED ♪ ♪ TO LEAVE THIS LITTLE BOY'S BED ♪
483 00:19:50,231 00:19:51,775 THERE'S ONE MORE IN THERE. THERE'S ONE MORE IN THERE.
484 00:19:51,775 00:19:53,526 OH. OH.
485 00:20:00,742 00:20:02,911 SO, WHAT NOW? SO, WHAT NOW?
486 00:20:02,911 00:20:05,288 I'M OFF TO HORTENSIA TO RESCUE ISABELLA, I'M OFF TO HORTENSIA TO RESCUE ISABELLA,
487 00:20:05,288 00:20:07,707 RECRUIT SOME SOLDIERS ALONG THE WAY, RECRUIT SOME SOLDIERS ALONG THE WAY,
488 00:20:07,707 00:20:10,627 AND AFTER THAT, MARCH TO VALENCIA TO RECLAIM HER KINGDOM. AND AFTER THAT, MARCH TO VALENCIA TO RECLAIM HER KINGDOM.
489 00:20:10,627 00:20:13,337 WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE. WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE.
490 00:20:13,337 00:20:15,924 YOUR OLD PAL RICK'S GONNA JOIN YOU! YOUR OLD PAL RICK'S GONNA JOIN YOU!
491 00:20:15,924 00:20:17,801 WHAT? NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT? NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
492 00:20:17,801 00:20:20,053 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STAY HERE AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE. YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STAY HERE AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE.
493 00:20:20,053 00:20:22,013 AND I DID. I REALIZED I'M THE GUY AND I DID. I REALIZED I'M THE GUY
494 00:20:22,013 00:20:23,431 WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU RESCUE ISABELLA. WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU RESCUE ISABELLA.
495 00:20:23,431 00:20:25,224 EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY, EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY,
496 00:20:25,224 00:20:26,977 I'M THE GUY WHO STARTED THE WHOLE DISASTER. I'M THE GUY WHO STARTED THE WHOLE DISASTER.
497 00:20:26,977 00:20:28,603 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
498 00:20:29,687 00:20:30,563 WHY NOT? WHY NOT?
499 00:20:30,563 00:20:32,732 AWESOME! YOU, ME, ROBERTA. AWESOME! YOU, ME, ROBERTA.
500 00:20:32,732 00:20:34,109 OH, THIS IS ROBERTA, BY THE WAY. OH, THIS IS ROBERTA, BY THE WAY.
501 00:20:34,109 00:20:35,860 DO YOU REMEMBER HER FROM -- FROM THE ELECTION? DO YOU REMEMBER HER FROM -- FROM THE ELECTION?
502 00:20:35,860 00:20:37,112 SHE STOOD UP, PLEDGED TO JOIN ME. SHE STOOD UP, PLEDGED TO JOIN ME.
503 00:20:37,112 00:20:38,404 WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS.
504 00:20:38,404 00:20:40,406 OH, ROBERTA? OH, ROBERTA?
505 00:20:40,406 00:20:42,075 YES, MY KING? YES, MY KING?
506 00:20:42,075 00:20:43,827 SHE CALLS ME "KING." SHE CALLS ME "KING."
507 00:20:43,827 00:20:44,744 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
508 00:20:44,744 00:20:46,579 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!
509 00:20:46,579 00:20:47,455 NO, IT'S NOT. NO, IT'S NOT.
510 00:20:47,455 00:20:48,999 WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO. WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
511 00:20:48,999 00:20:51,250 I STOLE THESE HORSES AND JUST SET FIRE TO THE REC CENTER. I STOLE THESE HORSES AND JUST SET FIRE TO THE REC CENTER.
512 00:20:51,250 00:20:53,544 DISMANTLE MY CASTLE, WILL YOU? DISMANTLE MY CASTLE, WILL YOU?
513 00:21:01,344 00:21:02,846 PRINCESS ISABELLA, PRINCESS ISABELLA,
514 00:21:02,846 00:21:05,515 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY? ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY?
515 00:21:05,515 00:21:08,267 GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
516 00:21:08,267 00:21:10,020 I'VE SET A DATE FOR MY WEDDING. I'VE SET A DATE FOR MY WEDDING.
517 00:21:10,020 00:21:14,024 IT'S IN SIX WEEKS, AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED! IT'S IN SIX WEEKS, AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED!
518 00:21:19,154 00:21:21,364 DOES SOMETHING SEEM DIFFERENT ABOUT PRINCESS ISABELLA? DOES SOMETHING SEEM DIFFERENT ABOUT PRINCESS ISABELLA?
519 00:21:21,364 00:21:24,868 WHO CARES? SHE'S GETTING MARRIED! WHO CARES? SHE'S GETTING MARRIED!
520 00:21:24,868 00:21:26,244 BOOM! BOOM!
521 00:21:29,998 00:21:32,167 GABBY, NO! GABBY, NO!