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1 | 00:00:06,424 | 00:00:09,301 | ♪ | ♪ |
2 | 00:00:19,604 | 00:00:20,646 | PIRATES! | PIRATES! |
3 | 00:00:21,606 | 00:00:23,900 | SOON WE WILL COME ASHORE, | SOON WE WILL COME ASHORE, |
4 | 00:00:23,900 | 00:00:26,318 | AND I WILL RETURN RICHARD TO HIS HOME KINGDOM... | AND I WILL RETURN RICHARD TO HIS HOME KINGDOM... |
5 | 00:00:27,737 | 00:00:29,029 | AND RESCUE ISABELLA FROM-- | AND RESCUE ISABELLA FROM-- |
6 | 00:00:29,029 | 00:00:33,033 | OH, GOD, I DO NOT FEEL GOOD! | OH, GOD, I DO NOT FEEL GOOD! |
7 | 00:00:33,033 | 00:00:35,369 | IS THERE A NAME FOR WHEN YOU THROW UP THROUGH YOUR NOSE? | IS THERE A NAME FOR WHEN YOU THROW UP THROUGH YOUR NOSE? |
8 | 00:00:35,369 | 00:00:37,705 | OH, PLEASE TRY AND KEEP IT TOGETHER. | OH, PLEASE TRY AND KEEP IT TOGETHER. |
9 | 00:00:37,705 | 00:00:39,123 | WE'RE ALMOST THERE. | WE'RE ALMOST THERE. |
10 | 00:00:39,123 | 00:00:41,375 | AND IT'S CALLED "SNARFING." | AND IT'S CALLED "SNARFING." |
11 | 00:00:41,375 | 00:00:42,251 | "ALMOST THERE." | "ALMOST THERE." |
12 | 00:00:42,251 | 00:00:44,629 | YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR WEEKS. | YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR WEEKS. |
13 | 00:00:45,922 | 00:00:48,340 | LISTEN, I'M TIRED. | LISTEN, I'M TIRED. |
14 | 00:00:48,340 | 00:00:50,301 | I MISS GARETH. | I MISS GARETH. |
15 | 00:00:50,301 | 00:00:52,386 | THESE PIRATES SMELL HORRIBLE. | THESE PIRATES SMELL HORRIBLE. |
16 | 00:00:54,138 | 00:00:55,681 | -SING ME THE SONG, GALAVANT. | -SING ME THE SONG, GALAVANT. |
17 | 00:00:55,681 | 00:00:58,142 | IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. | IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. |
18 | 00:00:58,142 | 00:01:00,770 | IF I SING YOU THE SONG, WILL YOU SHUT UP? | IF I SING YOU THE SONG, WILL YOU SHUT UP? |
19 | 00:01:02,981 | 00:01:05,107 | ♪ WAY BACK IN DAYS OF OLD THERE WAS A LEGEND TO ♪ | ♪ WAY BACK IN DAYS OF OLD THERE WAS A LEGEND TO ♪ |
20 | 00:01:05,107 | 00:01:06,066 | OH, DO IT FOR REAL! | OH, DO IT FOR REAL! |
21 | 00:01:06,066 | 00:01:07,067 | ♪ ABOUT A HERO KNOWN AS GALA ♪ | ♪ ABOUT A HERO KNOWN AS GALA ♪ |
22 | 00:01:07,067 | 00:01:07,986 | SORRY TO INTERRUPT. | SORRY TO INTERRUPT. |
23 | 00:01:07,986 | 00:01:09,612 | IT'S A VERY CATCHY TUNE AND ALL THAT. | IT'S A VERY CATCHY TUNE AND ALL THAT. |
24 | 00:01:09,612 | 00:01:10,947 | YEAH, IT'S A REAL EARWORM. | YEAH, IT'S A REAL EARWORM. |
25 | 00:01:10,947 | 00:01:12,156 | YEAH, TOTALLY GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. | YEAH, TOTALLY GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. |
26 | 00:01:12,156 | 00:01:14,325 | BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN HEAR IT. | BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN HEAR IT. |
27 | 00:01:14,325 | 00:01:15,409 | DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, | DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, |
28 | 00:01:15,409 | 00:01:18,037 | BUT FOUR PIRATES WALKED THE PLANK LAST WEEK, | BUT FOUR PIRATES WALKED THE PLANK LAST WEEK, |
29 | 00:01:18,037 | 00:01:20,205 | MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, JUST WALKED RIGHT OFF. | MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, JUST WALKED RIGHT OFF. |
30 | 00:01:20,205 | 00:01:21,707 | SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? | SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? |
31 | 00:01:21,707 | 00:01:23,501 | WHAT I'M SAYING IS... | WHAT I'M SAYING IS... |
32 | 00:01:23,501 | 00:01:25,586 | ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU ♪ | ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU ♪ |
33 | 00:01:25,586 | 00:01:26,838 | ♪ IF YOU SING THE FREAKIN' SONG ♪ | ♪ IF YOU SING THE FREAKIN' SONG ♪ |
34 | 00:01:26,838 | 00:01:27,713 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
35 | 00:01:27,713 | 00:01:30,591 | ♪ IT DIDN'T WIN AN EMMY, NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE ALONG ♪ | ♪ IT DIDN'T WIN AN EMMY, NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE ALONG ♪ |
36 | 00:01:30,591 | 00:01:31,467 | BUT-- | BUT-- |
37 | 00:01:31,467 | 00:01:33,552 | -♪ WINTER'S NOT JUST COMING ♪ -♪ HELL, IT CAME ♪ | -♪ WINTER'S NOT JUST COMING ♪ -♪ HELL, IT CAME ♪ |
38 | 00:01:33,552 | 00:01:34,512 | ♪ AND THEN IT WENT ♪ | ♪ AND THEN IT WENT ♪ |
39 | 00:01:34,512 | 00:01:36,764 | ♪ NOW IT'S BACK WITH THIS YEAR'S ♪ | ♪ NOW IT'S BACK WITH THIS YEAR'S ♪ |
40 | 00:01:36,764 | 00:01:40,392 | ♪ LEAST EXPECTED BIG EVENT! ♪ | ♪ LEAST EXPECTED BIG EVENT! ♪ |
41 | 00:01:40,392 | 00:01:41,560 | YOU MEAN...? | YOU MEAN...? |
42 | 00:01:41,560 | 00:01:43,228 | -ARGH! | -ARGH! |
43 | 00:01:43,228 | 00:01:46,565 | ♪ IT'S A ♪ | ♪ IT'S A ♪ |
44 | 00:01:46,565 | 00:01:49,986 | ♪ NEW SEASON FOR OUR HERO AND PALS ♪ | ♪ NEW SEASON FOR OUR HERO AND PALS ♪ |
45 | 00:01:49,986 | 00:01:53,489 | ♪ A NEW SEASON, AND IT'S GONNA BE SCORCHIN' ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON, AND IT'S GONNA BE SCORCHIN' ♪ |
46 | 00:01:54,532 | 00:01:57,910 | ♪ OFF ON NEW SPREES IN NEW, EXOTIC LOCALES ♪ | ♪ OFF ON NEW SPREES IN NEW, EXOTIC LOCALES ♪ |
47 | 00:01:57,910 | 00:02:01,873 | ♪ WITH NEW GUESTS WHO'LL COST THE NETWORK A FORTUNE ♪ | ♪ WITH NEW GUESTS WHO'LL COST THE NETWORK A FORTUNE ♪ |
48 | 00:02:01,873 | 00:02:05,501 | ♪ I'LL GO RECLAIM THE CASTLE I'M THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF ♪ | ♪ I'LL GO RECLAIM THE CASTLE I'M THE RIGHTFUL RULER OF ♪ |
49 | 00:02:05,501 | 00:02:07,294 | ♪ I'LL SUFFER THROUGH THE HASSLE ♪ | ♪ I'LL SUFFER THROUGH THE HASSLE ♪ |
50 | 00:02:07,294 | 00:02:09,547 | ♪ THEN GO SAVE MY ONE TRUE LOVE ♪ | ♪ THEN GO SAVE MY ONE TRUE LOVE ♪ |
51 | 00:02:09,547 | 00:02:11,090 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ |
52 | 00:02:11,090 | 00:02:14,052 | ♪ SO WE WON'T BE REPRISIN' THAT TUNE ♪ | ♪ SO WE WON'T BE REPRISIN' THAT TUNE ♪ |
53 | 00:02:14,052 | 00:02:15,720 | ♪ WAY BACK IN DAYS OF OLD ♪ | ♪ WAY BACK IN DAYS OF OLD ♪ |
54 | 00:02:15,720 | 00:02:17,763 | ♪ THERE WAS A LEGEND TOLD ♪ | ♪ THERE WAS A LEGEND TOLD ♪ |
55 | 00:02:17,763 | 00:02:20,307 | ♪ DA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA GALAVANT ♪ | ♪ DA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA-DA GALAVANT ♪ |
56 | 00:02:20,307 | 00:02:21,767 | -NO! | -NO! |
57 | 00:02:21,767 | 00:02:25,063 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON IN HORTENSIA, TOO ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON IN HORTENSIA, TOO ♪ |
58 | 00:02:25,063 | 00:02:28,399 | ♪ A NEW SEASON, AND IT'S TOTALLY BITCHIN' ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON, AND IT'S TOTALLY BITCHIN' ♪ |
59 | 00:02:28,399 | 00:02:31,443 | ♪ WE'VE GOT NEW FLEAS IN OUR NEW CLOTHING ♪ | ♪ WE'VE GOT NEW FLEAS IN OUR NEW CLOTHING ♪ |
60 | 00:02:31,443 | 00:02:32,486 | ♪ IT'S TRUE ♪ | ♪ IT'S TRUE ♪ |
61 | 00:02:32,486 | 00:02:36,448 | ♪ AND NEW CHEESE IN OUR NEW CUTTING-EDGE KITCHEN ♪ | ♪ AND NEW CHEESE IN OUR NEW CUTTING-EDGE KITCHEN ♪ |
62 | 00:02:36,448 | 00:02:38,117 | ♪ WE'LL STAY HERE WITH THE PRINCESS ♪ | ♪ WE'LL STAY HERE WITH THE PRINCESS ♪ |
63 | 00:02:38,117 | 00:02:40,285 | ♪ TILL SHE WEDS HER LITTLE CUZ ♪ | ♪ TILL SHE WEDS HER LITTLE CUZ ♪ |
64 | 00:02:40,285 | 00:02:41,829 | ♪ YES, WE KNOW IT'S INCEST ♪ | ♪ YES, WE KNOW IT'S INCEST ♪ |
65 | 00:02:41,829 | 00:02:44,206 | ♪ STILL IT'S WHAT OUR FAM'LY DOES ♪ | ♪ STILL IT'S WHAT OUR FAM'LY DOES ♪ |
66 | 00:02:44,206 | 00:02:45,708 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ |
67 | 00:02:45,708 | 00:02:49,378 | ♪ AND MY IZZY, WHY, SHE'S IN HER ROOM ♪ | ♪ AND MY IZZY, WHY, SHE'S IN HER ROOM ♪ |
68 | 00:02:51,672 | 00:02:58,387 | ♪ I'VE TRIED SO DESP'RATELY TO WIN MY FREEDOM ♪ | ♪ I'VE TRIED SO DESP'RATELY TO WIN MY FREEDOM ♪ |
69 | 00:02:58,387 | 00:03:00,765 | ♪ TRIED, YES, I'VE TRIED ♪ | ♪ TRIED, YES, I'VE TRIED ♪ |
70 | 00:03:00,765 | 00:03:03,142 | ♪ DEAR GOD, I'VE TRIED ♪ | ♪ DEAR GOD, I'VE TRIED ♪ |
71 | 00:03:03,142 | 00:03:04,894 | OOH! | OOH! |
72 | 00:03:04,894 | 00:03:08,480 | ♪ THOUGH, AS A FEMINIST ♪ | ♪ THOUGH, AS A FEMINIST ♪ |
73 | 00:03:08,480 | 00:03:12,068 | ♪ I DON'T QUITE NEED HIM ♪ | ♪ I DON'T QUITE NEED HIM ♪ |
74 | 00:03:12,068 | 00:03:14,236 | ♪ WHERE IS MY GALAVANT? ♪ | ♪ WHERE IS MY GALAVANT? ♪ |
75 | 00:03:14,236 | 00:03:15,821 | ♪ COME FIND ME, GALAVANT ♪ | ♪ COME FIND ME, GALAVANT ♪ |
76 | 00:03:15,821 | 00:03:18,699 | ♪ WHEN WILL OUR PLOT LINES RE-COLLIDE? ♪ | ♪ WHEN WILL OUR PLOT LINES RE-COLLIDE? ♪ |
77 | 00:03:25,706 | 00:03:29,668 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON FOR OUR BRAND-NEW REGIME ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON FOR OUR BRAND-NEW REGIME ♪ |
78 | 00:03:29,668 | 00:03:33,213 | ♪ A NEW SEASON HERE IN SUNNY VALENCIA ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON HERE IN SUNNY VALENCIA ♪ |
79 | 00:03:33,213 | 00:03:37,009 | ♪ WITH NEW TREASON TO DELICIOUSLY SCHEME ♪ | ♪ WITH NEW TREASON TO DELICIOUSLY SCHEME ♪ |
80 | 00:03:37,009 | 00:03:40,554 | ♪ AT NEW LEVELS OF PSYCHOTIC DEMENTIA ♪ | ♪ AT NEW LEVELS OF PSYCHOTIC DEMENTIA ♪ |
81 | 00:03:40,554 | 00:03:42,431 | ♪ I'M PUTTING EV'RY QUALM ASIDE ♪ | ♪ I'M PUTTING EV'RY QUALM ASIDE ♪ |
82 | 00:03:42,431 | 00:03:44,308 | ♪ TO SEIZE THE KINGDOM'S REINS ♪ | ♪ TO SEIZE THE KINGDOM'S REINS ♪ |
83 | 00:03:44,308 | 00:03:47,311 | ♪ I'LL COMMIT SOME HOMICIDE AND SING A FEW REFRAINS ♪ | ♪ I'LL COMMIT SOME HOMICIDE AND SING A FEW REFRAINS ♪ |
84 | 00:03:47,311 | 00:03:51,356 | ♪ AND THIS SEASON MAYBE I'LL GET TO SQUEEZE IN SOME ♪ | ♪ AND THIS SEASON MAYBE I'LL GET TO SQUEEZE IN SOME ♪ |
85 | 00:03:51,356 | 00:03:52,984 | ♪ SO IN THE WEEKS TO COME ♪ | ♪ SO IN THE WEEKS TO COME ♪ |
86 | 00:03:52,984 | 00:03:55,194 | ♪ IGNORE THE PAGEANTS THAT THEY'LL HOLD ♪ | ♪ IGNORE THE PAGEANTS THAT THEY'LL HOLD ♪ |
87 | 00:03:55,194 | 00:03:56,737 | ♪ SKIP THE FOOTBALL MATCHES ♪ | ♪ SKIP THE FOOTBALL MATCHES ♪ |
88 | 00:03:56,737 | 00:03:58,906 | ♪ AND THE GLOBES MADE OUT OF GOLD ♪ | ♪ AND THE GLOBES MADE OUT OF GOLD ♪ |
89 | 00:03:58,906 | 00:04:00,866 | ♪ SCREW ALL THOSE APPRENTICES ♪ | ♪ SCREW ALL THOSE APPRENTICES ♪ |
90 | 00:04:00,866 | 00:04:02,409 | ♪ AND EV'RY BACHELORETTE ♪ | ♪ AND EV'RY BACHELORETTE ♪ |
91 | 00:04:02,409 | 00:04:05,496 | ♪ GIVE IN TO THE MIRACLE ♪ | ♪ GIVE IN TO THE MIRACLE ♪ |
92 | 00:04:05,496 | 00:04:09,792 | ♪ THAT NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D GET ♪ | ♪ THAT NO ONE THOUGHT WE'D GET ♪ |
93 | 00:04:11,752 | 00:04:15,631 | ♪ IT'S A ♪ | ♪ IT'S A ♪ |
94 | 00:04:15,631 | 00:04:17,675 | ♪ NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ NEW SEASON ♪ |
95 | 00:04:17,675 | 00:04:20,469 | ♪ THOUGH IT'S STILL NOT THAT LONG ♪ | ♪ THOUGH IT'S STILL NOT THAT LONG ♪ |
96 | 00:04:20,469 | 00:04:22,429 | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ |
97 | 00:04:22,429 | 00:04:24,348 | ♪ WITH SOME SLIGHTLY NEW SHADINGS ♪ | ♪ WITH SOME SLIGHTLY NEW SHADINGS ♪ |
98 | 00:04:24,348 | 00:04:27,768 | ♪ THERE'S STILL NO REASON WHY WE BURST INTO SONG ♪ | ♪ THERE'S STILL NO REASON WHY WE BURST INTO SONG ♪ |
99 | 00:04:27,768 | 00:04:31,689 | ♪ YOU'LL KNOW HELL'S FREEZIN' IF WE GET DECENT RATINGS ♪ | ♪ YOU'LL KNOW HELL'S FREEZIN' IF WE GET DECENT RATINGS ♪ |
100 | 00:04:31,689 | 00:04:33,398 | -♪ JOIN THE ROYALS ♪ -♪ AND THE JESTER ♪ | -♪ JOIN THE ROYALS ♪ -♪ AND THE JESTER ♪ |
101 | 00:04:33,398 | 00:04:35,275 | -♪ AND THE SERVANT ♪ -♪ AND THE CHEF ♪ | -♪ AND THE SERVANT ♪ -♪ AND THE CHEF ♪ |
102 | 00:04:35,275 | 00:04:36,694 | -♪ THE QUEEN ♪ -♪ THE THUG ♪ | -♪ THE QUEEN ♪ -♪ THE THUG ♪ |
103 | 00:04:36,694 | 00:04:38,988 | -♪ THE HERO ♪ -♪ AND THE HERO'S B.F.F. ♪ | -♪ THE HERO ♪ -♪ AND THE HERO'S B.F.F. ♪ |
104 | 00:04:38,988 | 00:04:40,906 | ♪ AND THE WHOLE SEASON ♪ | ♪ AND THE WHOLE SEASON ♪ |
105 | 00:04:40,906 | 00:04:43,784 | ♪ ENDS WITH ARMIES FROM VALENCIA, HORTENSIA ♪ | ♪ ENDS WITH ARMIES FROM VALENCIA, HORTENSIA ♪ |
106 | 00:04:43,784 | 00:04:46,495 | ♪ AND RICHARD'S LAND IN ONE GINORMOUS BATTLE ♪ | ♪ AND RICHARD'S LAND IN ONE GINORMOUS BATTLE ♪ |
107 | 00:04:46,495 | 00:04:49,040 | ♪ TO DECIDE WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TRUE KING ♪ | ♪ TO DECIDE WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TRUE KING ♪ |
108 | 00:04:49,040 | 00:04:50,958 | ♪ TO RULE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ♪ | ♪ TO RULE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ♪ |
109 | 00:04:50,958 | 00:04:53,044 | WAY TO BLOW IT, YOU PRAT. | WAY TO BLOW IT, YOU PRAT. |
110 | 00:04:53,044 | 00:04:54,962 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ |
111 | 00:04:54,962 | 00:04:57,297 | ♪ SO HANG ON TO YOUR SWORD ♪ | ♪ SO HANG ON TO YOUR SWORD ♪ |
112 | 00:04:57,297 | 00:05:01,135 | ♪ A NEW SEASON WHICH YOU'LL PROB'LY RECORD ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON WHICH YOU'LL PROB'LY RECORD ♪ |
113 | 00:05:01,135 | 00:05:04,555 | ♪ A NEW SEASON, SO GET COMFORTABLE, PLEASE ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON, SO GET COMFORTABLE, PLEASE ♪ |
114 | 00:05:04,555 | 00:05:08,433 | ♪ AND LET'S GO-O-O-O ♪ | ♪ AND LET'S GO-O-O-O ♪ |
115 | 00:05:08,433 | 00:05:10,936 | ♪ O-O-O-OH ♪ | ♪ O-O-O-OH ♪ |
116 | 00:05:12,897 | 00:05:14,648 | SEE, NOW, THAT WAS A NUMBER. | SEE, NOW, THAT WAS A NUMBER. |
117 | 00:05:15,566 | 00:05:16,734 | I SEE LAND! | I SEE LAND! |
118 | 00:05:17,735 | 00:05:20,863 | WAIT. I KNOW THIS AREA. | WAIT. I KNOW THIS AREA. |
119 | 00:05:20,863 | 00:05:23,741 | THERE--THAT IS THE SAFEST PLACE TO COME ASHORE. | THERE--THAT IS THE SAFEST PLACE TO COME ASHORE. |
120 | 00:05:25,076 | 00:05:26,285 | YOU'RE CERTAIN? | YOU'RE CERTAIN? |
121 | 00:05:26,285 | 00:05:29,663 | I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. | I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE CERTAIN OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. |
122 | 00:05:37,088 | 00:05:38,422 | WOW! | WOW! |
123 | 00:05:38,422 | 00:05:41,092 | I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT... | I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT... |
124 | 00:05:41,092 | 00:05:42,593 | NOT EVEN A LITTLE. | NOT EVEN A LITTLE. |
125 | 00:05:52,436 | 00:05:54,354 | HEAR YE! HEAR YE! | HEAR YE! HEAR YE! |
126 | 00:05:54,354 | 00:05:56,315 | PRESENTING THE QUEEN | PRESENTING THE QUEEN |
127 | 00:05:56,315 | 00:05:57,524 | AND THE GUY THAT WAS WITH THE QUEEN | AND THE GUY THAT WAS WITH THE QUEEN |
128 | 00:05:57,524 | 00:06:00,569 | WHEN SHE KILLED THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS KIND OF THE KING! | WHEN SHE KILLED THE OTHER GUY WHO WAS KIND OF THE KING! |
129 | 00:06:00,569 | 00:06:02,863 | MAYBE LATER WE CAN DISCUSS MY TITLE. | MAYBE LATER WE CAN DISCUSS MY TITLE. |
130 | 00:06:02,863 | 00:06:05,991 | AND WHAT TRIFLING BUSINESS IS BEFORE THE COURT TODAY? | AND WHAT TRIFLING BUSINESS IS BEFORE THE COURT TODAY? |
131 | 00:06:05,991 | 00:06:09,036 | MY QUEEN, MY GUY WHO WAS WITH THE QUEEN WHEN SHE-- | MY QUEEN, MY GUY WHO WAS WITH THE QUEEN WHEN SHE-- |
132 | 00:06:09,036 | 00:06:10,288 | GET ON WITH IT. | GET ON WITH IT. |
133 | 00:06:10,288 | 00:06:12,831 | A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG ON THE BORDER | A CHICKEN LAID AN EGG ON THE BORDER |
134 | 00:06:12,831 | 00:06:13,958 | BETWEEN OUR TWO PROPERTIES. | BETWEEN OUR TWO PROPERTIES. |
135 | 00:06:13,958 | 00:06:17,502 | WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO WE JUST LET IT SIT THERE. | WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO WE JUST LET IT SIT THERE. |
136 | 00:06:17,502 | 00:06:20,256 | BUT THEN THIS CHICKEN HATCHED FROM THAT EGG, | BUT THEN THIS CHICKEN HATCHED FROM THAT EGG, |
137 | 00:06:20,256 | 00:06:22,925 | AND--AND NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE NEW CHICKEN, | AND--AND NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE NEW CHICKEN, |
138 | 00:06:22,925 | 00:06:24,135 | UM, BELONGS TO. | UM, BELONGS TO. |
139 | 00:06:25,970 | 00:06:27,846 | IS THIS FOR REAL? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? | IS THIS FOR REAL? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? |
140 | 00:06:27,846 | 00:06:28,764 | I GOT THIS. | I GOT THIS. |
141 | 00:06:28,764 | 00:06:30,474 | I THINK WHAT WE NEED TO CONSIDER HERE | I THINK WHAT WE NEED TO CONSIDER HERE |
142 | 00:06:30,474 | 00:06:31,350 | IS WHAT CAME FIRST. | IS WHAT CAME FIRST. |
143 | 00:06:31,350 | 00:06:33,811 | WE HAVE A CHICKEN, AND THERE WAS AN EGG. | WE HAVE A CHICKEN, AND THERE WAS AN EGG. |
144 | 00:06:33,811 | 00:06:35,646 | BUT THEN BEFORE THAT, THERE WAS ANOTHER CHICKEN. | BUT THEN BEFORE THAT, THERE WAS ANOTHER CHICKEN. |
145 | 00:06:35,646 | 00:06:37,481 | KILL THE CHICKEN. I'LL EAT IT FOR DINNER. | KILL THE CHICKEN. I'LL EAT IT FOR DINNER. |
146 | 00:06:37,481 | 00:06:38,565 | NEXT! | NEXT! |
147 | 00:06:40,192 | 00:06:41,735 | MY QUEEN. | MY QUEEN. |
148 | 00:06:41,735 | 00:06:42,820 | MY GUY WHO WAS WITH THE QUEEN WH-- | MY GUY WHO WAS WITH THE QUEEN WH-- |
149 | 00:06:42,820 | 00:06:44,738 | OH, GET ON WITH IT. | OH, GET ON WITH IT. |
150 | 00:06:46,157 | 00:06:47,532 | I GUESS I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS | I GUESS I JUST HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS |
151 | 00:06:47,532 | 00:06:49,285 | ABOUT MY SITUATION HERE. | ABOUT MY SITUATION HERE. |
152 | 00:06:49,285 | 00:06:51,120 | AM I CAPTIVE? | AM I CAPTIVE? |
153 | 00:06:51,120 | 00:06:53,497 | AM I FREE? HOW'S MY HAIR? | AM I FREE? HOW'S MY HAIR? |
154 | 00:06:53,497 | 00:06:55,040 | I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN A MIRROR IN WEEKS. | I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN A MIRROR IN WEEKS. |
155 | 00:06:55,040 | 00:06:57,126 | PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO GO THE WAY OF THE CHICKEN. | PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO GO THE WAY OF THE CHICKEN. |
156 | 00:06:57,126 | 00:07:00,629 | LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN. I JUST... | LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO COMPLAIN. I JUST... |
157 | 00:07:00,629 | 00:07:02,756 | DON'T KNOW WHAT MY ROLE IS, AND THAT'S WEIRD. | DON'T KNOW WHAT MY ROLE IS, AND THAT'S WEIRD. |
158 | 00:07:02,756 | 00:07:05,843 | YEAH. IT'S A BIT ROUGH NOT HAVING A ROLE. | YEAH. IT'S A BIT ROUGH NOT HAVING A ROLE. |
159 | 00:07:05,843 | 00:07:07,886 | -YOU HAVE A ROLE, GARETH. -I DO? | -YOU HAVE A ROLE, GARETH. -I DO? |
160 | 00:07:08,762 | 00:07:09,805 | GO KILL THE CHICKEN. | GO KILL THE CHICKEN. |
161 | 00:07:17,813 | 00:07:19,190 | HONEY... | HONEY... |
162 | 00:07:19,190 | 00:07:21,566 | SINCE THE WEDDING TO YOUR COUSIN IS BACK ON, | SINCE THE WEDDING TO YOUR COUSIN IS BACK ON, |
163 | 00:07:21,566 | 00:07:23,861 | WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHOOSE A CAKE TOPPER. | WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHOOSE A CAKE TOPPER. |
164 | 00:07:23,861 | 00:07:26,864 | YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS? | YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS? |
165 | 00:07:26,864 | 00:07:28,907 | YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER IS ABOUT TO MARRY HER OWN COUSIN, | YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER IS ABOUT TO MARRY HER OWN COUSIN, |
166 | 00:07:28,907 | 00:07:30,993 | WHO HAPPENS TO BE AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY. | WHO HAPPENS TO BE AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY. |
167 | 00:07:30,993 | 00:07:32,661 | -WE'RE GOOD WITH IT. -FATHER! | -WE'RE GOOD WITH IT. -FATHER! |
168 | 00:07:32,661 | 00:07:34,705 | HONEY, GALAVANT IS GONE. | HONEY, GALAVANT IS GONE. |
169 | 00:07:35,622 | 00:07:36,957 | HE WAS A TALL DRINK OF WATER, | HE WAS A TALL DRINK OF WATER, |
170 | 00:07:36,957 | 00:07:39,293 | AND I WILL KEEP HIM FOREVER IN MY SPANK BANK, | AND I WILL KEEP HIM FOREVER IN MY SPANK BANK, |
171 | 00:07:39,293 | 00:07:42,004 | -BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. -NO! | -BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. -NO! |
172 | 00:07:43,964 | 00:07:47,051 | WHEREVER HE IS, GALAVANT WILL COME FOR ME, | WHEREVER HE IS, GALAVANT WILL COME FOR ME, |
173 | 00:07:47,051 | 00:07:48,510 | AND THEN WE WILL MARRY. | AND THEN WE WILL MARRY. |
174 | 00:07:48,510 | 00:07:49,511 | IF YOU MARRY GALAVANT, | IF YOU MARRY GALAVANT, |
175 | 00:07:49,511 | 00:07:51,263 | I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE WEDDING. | I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE WEDDING. |
176 | 00:07:51,263 | 00:07:53,598 | YOU MARRY YOUR COUSIN, I ONLY DO THE REHEARSAL DINNER. | YOU MARRY YOUR COUSIN, I ONLY DO THE REHEARSAL DINNER. |
177 | 00:07:53,598 | 00:07:55,851 | TRUE LOVE IS NOT ABOUT REHEARSAL DINNERS! | TRUE LOVE IS NOT ABOUT REHEARSAL DINNERS! |
178 | 00:07:55,851 | 00:07:57,644 | YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VERKAKTE BILL. | YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE VERKAKTE BILL. |
179 | 00:07:57,644 | 00:07:58,812 | YOU ARE MARRYING YOUR COUSIN. | YOU ARE MARRYING YOUR COUSIN. |
180 | 00:07:58,812 | 00:08:01,023 | I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO, | I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO, |
181 | 00:08:01,023 | 00:08:02,774 | PLANNING THIS WEDDING AS IF NOTHING'S WRONG | PLANNING THIS WEDDING AS IF NOTHING'S WRONG |
182 | 00:08:02,774 | 00:08:04,526 | WHILST I'M LOCKED AWAY IN THIS PRISON! | WHILST I'M LOCKED AWAY IN THIS PRISON! |
183 | 00:08:04,526 | 00:08:07,279 | OH, BABY BELLA, HONEY, | OH, BABY BELLA, HONEY, |
184 | 00:08:07,279 | 00:08:08,572 | WE LOVE YOU. | WE LOVE YOU. |
185 | 00:08:08,572 | 00:08:09,948 | BUT YOU'RE BEING A TAD DRAMATIC. | BUT YOU'RE BEING A TAD DRAMATIC. |
186 | 00:08:11,033 | 00:08:12,284 | THIS IS NOT A PRISON. | THIS IS NOT A PRISON. |
187 | 00:08:15,537 | 00:08:16,788 | VISITOR IS COMING OUT! | VISITOR IS COMING OUT! |
188 | 00:08:16,788 | 00:08:19,583 | [ LOCKS DISENGAGING, DOORS CREAKING ] | [ LOCKS DISENGAGING, DOORS CREAKING ] |
189 | 00:08:21,419 | 00:08:24,004 | WHERE ARE YOU, GALAVANT? | WHERE ARE YOU, GALAVANT? |
190 | 00:08:25,714 | 00:08:28,467 | WELL, THOSE PIRATES WERE A BIT SNIPPY WITH ME, NO? | WELL, THOSE PIRATES WERE A BIT SNIPPY WITH ME, NO? |
191 | 00:08:28,467 | 00:08:29,468 | PLEASE STOP TALKING. | PLEASE STOP TALKING. |
192 | 00:08:29,468 | 00:08:31,720 | ARE YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT THE SHIPWRECK? | ARE YOU STILL UPSET ABOUT THE SHIPWRECK? |
193 | 00:08:31,720 | 00:08:33,305 | GEEZ, MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF A BYGONE | GEEZ, MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF A BYGONE |
194 | 00:08:33,305 | 00:08:34,639 | IF IT CAN'T JUST BE A BYGONE? | IF IT CAN'T JUST BE A BYGONE? |
195 | 00:08:34,639 | 00:08:35,933 | A PIRATE DIED. | A PIRATE DIED. |
196 | 00:08:35,933 | 00:08:38,269 | THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO! | THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO! |
197 | 00:08:38,269 | 00:08:39,353 | HUH. | HUH. |
198 | 00:08:39,353 | 00:08:41,646 | I REALLY THOUGHT I KNEW WHERE WE WERE. | I REALLY THOUGHT I KNEW WHERE WE WERE. |
199 | 00:08:41,646 | 00:08:44,483 | OH, WELL, MY KINGDOM CAN'T BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM HERE. | OH, WELL, MY KINGDOM CAN'T BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM HERE. |
200 | 00:08:45,109 | 00:08:46,444 | DO--OH, NO. | DO--OH, NO. |
201 | 00:08:47,152 | 00:08:48,237 | WHAT "OH, NO"? | WHAT "OH, NO"? |
202 | 00:08:49,154 | 00:08:51,782 | -OH NO. -"OH, NO," WHAT? | -OH NO. -"OH, NO," WHAT? |
203 | 00:08:51,782 | 00:08:54,493 | I THINK I MAY HAVE LED US INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST, | I THINK I MAY HAVE LED US INTO THE ENCHANTED FOREST, |
204 | 00:08:54,493 | 00:08:55,911 | AND THAT IS NOT GOOD. | AND THAT IS NOT GOOD. |
205 | 00:08:55,911 | 00:08:59,039 | MY FATHER WARNED ME TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE AT ALL COSTS. | MY FATHER WARNED ME TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE AT ALL COSTS. |
206 | 00:08:59,039 | 00:09:01,041 | THERE'S A QUEEN-- AN EVIL QUEEN-- | THERE'S A QUEEN-- AN EVIL QUEEN-- |
207 | 00:09:01,041 | 00:09:02,084 | IN FACT, | IN FACT, |
208 | 00:09:02,084 | 00:09:04,420 | ONCE MY FATHER AND HIS BEST FRIEND/CAMPING BUDDY, | ONCE MY FATHER AND HIS BEST FRIEND/CAMPING BUDDY, |
209 | 00:09:04,420 | 00:09:06,213 | KEITH, WHO-- I CALLED HIM UNCLE KEITH | KEITH, WHO-- I CALLED HIM UNCLE KEITH |
210 | 00:09:06,213 | 00:09:07,672 | -'CAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS AROUND-- -SPIT IT OUT! | -'CAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS AROUND-- -SPIT IT OUT! |
211 | 00:09:07,672 | 00:09:08,840 | THEY SAID THEY WANDERED IN HERE, | THEY SAID THEY WANDERED IN HERE, |
212 | 00:09:08,840 | 00:09:10,634 | AND UNCLE KEITH WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. | AND UNCLE KEITH WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. |
213 | 00:09:10,634 | 00:09:12,052 | OH, GREAT. | OH, GREAT. |
214 | 00:09:12,052 | 00:09:13,429 | OH, YEAH. MM-HMM, TYPICAL. | OH, YEAH. MM-HMM, TYPICAL. |
215 | 00:09:13,429 | 00:09:15,847 | GOD, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? | GOD, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? |
216 | 00:09:15,847 | 00:09:17,182 | YOU JUST GONNA KEEP WALKING? | YOU JUST GONNA KEEP WALKING? |
217 | 00:09:18,725 | 00:09:19,810 | OH. | OH. |
218 | 00:09:19,810 | 00:09:21,145 | "HAPPY HOUR"? | "HAPPY HOUR"? |
219 | 00:09:24,689 | 00:09:26,900 | THE ENCHANTED FOREST IS A PUB. | THE ENCHANTED FOREST IS A PUB. |
220 | 00:09:29,027 | 00:09:30,904 | GOD, YOU ACTUALLY HAD ME SCARED FOR A MINUTE THERE. | GOD, YOU ACTUALLY HAD ME SCARED FOR A MINUTE THERE. |
221 | 00:09:40,456 | 00:09:42,582 | OH, THIS PLACE IS FABULOUS! | OH, THIS PLACE IS FABULOUS! |
222 | 00:09:42,582 | 00:09:45,710 | IT'S ALL MEN, A REAL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. | IT'S ALL MEN, A REAL GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. |
223 | 00:09:45,710 | 00:09:47,087 | HELLO. | HELLO. |
224 | 00:09:47,087 | 00:09:49,298 | GET USED TO THE ATTENTION, SON. | GET USED TO THE ATTENTION, SON. |
225 | 00:09:49,298 | 00:09:51,842 | THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT THE MAINLAND WITH KING RICH. | THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT THE MAINLAND WITH KING RICH. |
226 | 00:09:51,842 | 00:09:54,553 | HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE. | HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE. |
227 | 00:09:54,553 | 00:09:56,180 | TRUST ME, I'D REMEMBER. | TRUST ME, I'D REMEMBER. |
228 | 00:09:56,180 | 00:10:00,434 | JEAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION. | JEAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME COMPETITION. |
229 | 00:10:00,434 | 00:10:02,394 | -OH, HELLO THERE. -JEAN HAMM? | -OH, HELLO THERE. -JEAN HAMM? |
230 | 00:10:03,895 | 00:10:06,064 | HELLO, DON'T TELL MY WIFE. | HELLO, DON'T TELL MY WIFE. |
231 | 00:10:06,064 | 00:10:07,274 | COME, BOBBY. | COME, BOBBY. |
232 | 00:10:07,274 | 00:10:09,443 | THE QUEEN'S GONNA WANT TO GET A LOOK AT THIS ONE. | THE QUEEN'S GONNA WANT TO GET A LOOK AT THIS ONE. |
233 | 00:10:09,443 | 00:10:11,445 | I DO! -OH, NO. | I DO! -OH, NO. |
234 | 00:10:17,409 | 00:10:20,829 | ♪ YOU TRESPASSED UPON MY KINGDOM ♪ | ♪ YOU TRESPASSED UPON MY KINGDOM ♪ |
235 | 00:10:20,829 | 00:10:24,791 | ♪ AND NOW YOU ARE IN MY SWAY ♪ | ♪ AND NOW YOU ARE IN MY SWAY ♪ |
236 | 00:10:24,791 | 00:10:28,546 | ♪ WHICH BASIC'LY MEANS, AS THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS ♪ | ♪ WHICH BASIC'LY MEANS, AS THE QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS ♪ |
237 | 00:10:28,546 | 00:10:31,215 | ♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY ♪ | ♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY ♪ |
238 | 00:10:31,215 | 00:10:35,802 | ♪ WILL WE BE THROWING HIM IN THE DUNGEON? ♪ | ♪ WILL WE BE THROWING HIM IN THE DUNGEON? ♪ |
239 | 00:10:35,802 | 00:10:38,763 | ♪ OR TOSSING HIM TO THE BEAR? ♪ | ♪ OR TOSSING HIM TO THE BEAR? ♪ |
240 | 00:10:38,763 | 00:10:40,640 | ♪ WELL, ONE THING FOR SURE ♪ | ♪ WELL, ONE THING FOR SURE ♪ |
241 | 00:10:40,640 | 00:10:42,851 | ♪ WE'LL SETTLE THE SCORE ♪ | ♪ WE'LL SETTLE THE SCORE ♪ |
242 | 00:10:42,851 | 00:10:46,104 | ♪ AND TRUST ME, IT'S MORE THAN FAIR ♪ | ♪ AND TRUST ME, IT'S MORE THAN FAIR ♪ |
243 | 00:10:47,272 | 00:10:48,982 | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ |
244 | 00:10:48,982 | 00:10:50,234 | ♪ YEAH! ♪ | ♪ YEAH! ♪ |
245 | 00:10:50,234 | 00:10:51,485 | ♪ STRIP HIM DOWN ♪ | ♪ STRIP HIM DOWN ♪ |
246 | 00:10:51,485 | 00:10:54,488 | ♪ DON'T BE SHY, BOYS, GO TO TOWN ♪ | ♪ DON'T BE SHY, BOYS, GO TO TOWN ♪ |
247 | 00:10:54,488 | 00:10:58,242 | ♪ I'LL BET THAT CHEST IS HEAVEN-BLESSED ♪ | ♪ I'LL BET THAT CHEST IS HEAVEN-BLESSED ♪ |
248 | 00:10:58,242 | 00:11:01,661 | ♪ SO FIRM AND PERT ♪ | ♪ SO FIRM AND PERT ♪ |
249 | 00:11:01,661 | 00:11:04,289 | -♪ OFF WITH HIS TOP ♪ -♪ YEAH! ♪ | -♪ OFF WITH HIS TOP ♪ -♪ YEAH! ♪ |
250 | 00:11:04,289 | 00:11:05,874 | ♪ LET IT FLY ♪ | ♪ LET IT FLY ♪ |
251 | 00:11:05,874 | 00:11:08,793 | ♪ CHECK THAT SIX-PACK, IT'S TO DIE ♪ | ♪ CHECK THAT SIX-PACK, IT'S TO DIE ♪ |
252 | 00:11:08,793 | 00:11:12,506 | ♪ TELL EV'RY LANCE AND BRUCE AND CURT ♪ | ♪ TELL EV'RY LANCE AND BRUCE AND CURT ♪ |
253 | 00:11:12,506 | 00:11:14,258 | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ |
254 | 00:11:14,258 | 00:11:17,094 | OH, THIS IS SO FUN! I WANT TO FLY LIKE HER, TOO. | OH, THIS IS SO FUN! I WANT TO FLY LIKE HER, TOO. |
255 | 00:11:17,094 | 00:11:18,178 | SOMEONE PICK ME UP. | SOMEONE PICK ME UP. |
256 | 00:11:18,178 | 00:11:19,555 | -PICK ME UP, TOO! | -PICK ME UP, TOO! |
257 | 00:11:19,555 | 00:11:21,098 | UH, NO? | UH, NO? |
258 | 00:11:21,098 | 00:11:24,893 | ♪ OOH, SO NOW THAT YOU'RE IN MY POWER ♪ | ♪ OOH, SO NOW THAT YOU'RE IN MY POWER ♪ |
259 | 00:11:24,893 | 00:11:28,730 | ♪ WE'LL PUT YOU BEHIND THESE BARS ♪ | ♪ WE'LL PUT YOU BEHIND THESE BARS ♪ |
260 | 00:11:28,730 | 00:11:32,109 | ♪ AND THERE YOU WILL STAY, TAKING ORDERS ALL DAY ♪ | ♪ AND THERE YOU WILL STAY, TAKING ORDERS ALL DAY ♪ |
261 | 00:11:32,109 | 00:11:34,778 | ♪ TILL MARS IS ALIGNED WITH MARS ♪ | ♪ TILL MARS IS ALIGNED WITH MARS ♪ |
262 | 00:11:34,778 | 00:11:39,032 | ♪ AND FOR OUR PLEASURE, WE'LL KEEP YOU WAITING ♪ | ♪ AND FOR OUR PLEASURE, WE'LL KEEP YOU WAITING ♪ |
263 | 00:11:39,032 | 00:11:42,411 | ♪ WHO KNOWS JUST HOW LONG YOU'LL SERVE ♪ | ♪ WHO KNOWS JUST HOW LONG YOU'LL SERVE ♪ |
264 | 00:11:42,411 | 00:11:44,996 | ♪ BUT, BABY, YOU BET ♪ | ♪ BUT, BABY, YOU BET ♪ |
265 | 00:11:44,996 | 00:11:46,706 | ♪ YOU'RE GONNA GET ♪ | ♪ YOU'RE GONNA GET ♪ |
266 | 00:11:46,706 | 00:11:50,919 | ♪ THE PUNISHMENT WE DESERVE ♪ | ♪ THE PUNISHMENT WE DESERVE ♪ |
267 | 00:11:50,919 | 00:11:52,463 | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ |
268 | 00:11:52,463 | 00:11:53,422 | ♪ YEAH! ♪ | ♪ YEAH! ♪ |
269 | 00:11:53,422 | 00:11:54,923 | ♪ THAT'S THE DEAL ♪ | ♪ THAT'S THE DEAL ♪ |
270 | 00:11:54,923 | 00:11:57,801 | ♪ YOU'RE OUR BEEFCAKE HAPPY MEAL ♪ | ♪ YOU'RE OUR BEEFCAKE HAPPY MEAL ♪ |
271 | 00:11:57,801 | 00:12:00,095 | ♪ GO ON, YOU GUYS ♪ | ♪ GO ON, YOU GUYS ♪ |
272 | 00:12:00,095 | 00:12:01,846 | ♪ JUST FEAST YOUR EYES ♪ | ♪ JUST FEAST YOUR EYES ♪ |
273 | 00:12:01,846 | 00:12:05,476 | ♪ UNTIL THEY HURT ♪ | ♪ UNTIL THEY HURT ♪ |
274 | 00:12:05,476 | 00:12:06,768 | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ |
275 | 00:12:06,768 | 00:12:08,019 | ♪ YEAH! ♪ | ♪ YEAH! ♪ |
276 | 00:12:08,019 | 00:12:09,229 | ♪ TILL THE DAWN ♪ | ♪ TILL THE DAWN ♪ |
277 | 00:12:09,229 | 00:12:12,732 | ♪ DIG THAT LUSH PECTORAL LAWN ♪ | ♪ DIG THAT LUSH PECTORAL LAWN ♪ |
278 | 00:12:12,732 | 00:12:16,654 | ♪ DRINK IN THOSE LATS AND TRAPS AND DELTS ♪ | ♪ DRINK IN THOSE LATS AND TRAPS AND DELTS ♪ |
279 | 00:12:16,654 | 00:12:19,948 | ♪ AND AFTER THAT WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE? ♪ | ♪ AND AFTER THAT WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE? ♪ |
280 | 00:12:19,948 | 00:12:24,786 | ♪ SO SAVE SOME ROOM, BOYS FOR DESSERT ♪ | ♪ SO SAVE SOME ROOM, BOYS FOR DESSERT ♪ |
281 | 00:12:24,786 | 00:12:27,372 | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ | ♪ OFF WITH HIS SHIRT ♪ |
282 | 00:12:27,372 | 00:12:28,666 | ♪ YEAH! ♪ | ♪ YEAH! ♪ |
283 | 00:12:32,794 | 00:12:34,672 | PUT THIS BACK ON. YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH. | PUT THIS BACK ON. YOU'LL CATCH YOUR DEATH. |
284 | 00:12:34,672 | 00:12:37,299 | WELL, I HAVE HAD A BLAST. | WELL, I HAVE HAD A BLAST. |
285 | 00:12:37,299 | 00:12:39,259 | YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE PLACES BEFORE. | YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE PLACES BEFORE. |
286 | 00:12:39,259 | 00:12:41,595 | WHAT, A PUB? OH, DON'T BE STUPID. | WHAT, A PUB? OH, DON'T BE STUPID. |
287 | 00:12:41,595 | 00:12:43,597 | YOU'VE BEEN TO A PUB BEFORE. | YOU'VE BEEN TO A PUB BEFORE. |
288 | 00:12:43,597 | 00:12:46,016 | ANYWAY, UH, I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. | ANYWAY, UH, I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. |
289 | 00:12:46,016 | 00:12:47,309 | GOT TO GET HIM BACK TO HIS KINGDOM. | GOT TO GET HIM BACK TO HIS KINGDOM. |
290 | 00:12:47,309 | 00:12:49,603 | I'VE GOT TO RETURN TO SAVING MY ONE TRUE LOVE. | I'VE GOT TO RETURN TO SAVING MY ONE TRUE LOVE. |
291 | 00:12:49,603 | 00:12:51,104 | -SHE'S, UH - AW! | -SHE'S, UH - AW! |
292 | 00:12:51,104 | 00:12:54,065 | YEAH, SHE'S WAITING FOR ME, | YEAH, SHE'S WAITING FOR ME, |
293 | 00:12:54,065 | 00:12:55,984 | BUT THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. | BUT THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. |
294 | 00:12:55,984 | 00:12:59,196 | AND THANK YOU FOR NOT FEEDING US TO THE BEAR. | AND THANK YOU FOR NOT FEEDING US TO THE BEAR. |
295 | 00:12:59,196 | 00:13:00,947 | -GOODBYE, BEAR. -LATERS. | -GOODBYE, BEAR. -LATERS. |
296 | 00:13:00,947 | 00:13:02,491 | -RICHARD, VAMOS. -SÍ. | -RICHARD, VAMOS. -SÍ. |
297 | 00:13:02,491 | 00:13:03,950 | WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? | WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? |
298 | 00:13:05,035 | 00:13:05,952 | UH... | UH... |
299 | 00:13:05,952 | 00:13:08,372 | WE JUST HAD OUR BEST NIGHT IN YEARS. | WE JUST HAD OUR BEST NIGHT IN YEARS. |
300 | 00:13:08,372 | 00:13:10,332 | YOU'LL BE STAYING HERE FOREVER. | YOU'LL BE STAYING HERE FOREVER. |
301 | 00:13:10,332 | 00:13:12,250 | OR AT LEAST UNTIL THOSE ABS GO SOFT. | OR AT LEAST UNTIL THOSE ABS GO SOFT. |
302 | 00:13:12,250 | 00:13:13,210 | BUT-- | BUT-- |
303 | 00:13:13,210 | 00:13:14,419 | GUARDS! | GUARDS! |
304 | 00:13:19,466 | 00:13:20,967 | AT LEAST BEAR SEEMS HAPPY. | AT LEAST BEAR SEEMS HAPPY. |
305 | 00:13:29,560 | 00:13:30,602 | OI! | OI! |
306 | 00:13:30,602 | 00:13:31,562 | -GEEZ, GORILLA! | -GEEZ, GORILLA! |
307 | 00:13:31,562 | 00:13:33,605 | MAKE A FIST! POUND THE DOOR! IT'S CALLED KNOCKING! | MAKE A FIST! POUND THE DOOR! IT'S CALLED KNOCKING! |
308 | 00:13:33,605 | 00:13:34,690 | LISTEN... | LISTEN... |
309 | 00:13:34,690 | 00:13:36,483 | THE BOSS LADY THINKS SHE'S THE BOSS OF ME, | THE BOSS LADY THINKS SHE'S THE BOSS OF ME, |
310 | 00:13:36,483 | 00:13:38,360 | AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF SHE IS. | AND I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF SHE IS. |
311 | 00:13:38,360 | 00:13:39,903 | NOW, YOU WANTED A POSITION. | NOW, YOU WANTED A POSITION. |
312 | 00:13:39,903 | 00:13:41,613 | HERE IT IS-- | HERE IT IS-- |
313 | 00:13:41,613 | 00:13:42,947 | BE MY ASSISTANT. | BE MY ASSISTANT. |
314 | 00:13:45,617 | 00:13:48,119 | THIS IS THE KINGDOM'S CHARTER. | THIS IS THE KINGDOM'S CHARTER. |
315 | 00:13:48,119 | 00:13:51,540 | IT OUTLINES THE CHANGES OF POWER WHEN A KING IS DEPOSED. | IT OUTLINES THE CHANGES OF POWER WHEN A KING IS DEPOSED. |
316 | 00:13:52,957 | 00:13:55,293 | BUT I CAN'T READ. | BUT I CAN'T READ. |
317 | 00:13:55,293 | 00:13:58,338 | AW, GARETH, ARE YOU ASKING ME TO TEACH YOU TO READ? | AW, GARETH, ARE YOU ASKING ME TO TEACH YOU TO READ? |
318 | 00:13:58,338 | 00:14:01,966 | NO. READING'S FOR MORONS WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND PICTURES. | NO. READING'S FOR MORONS WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND PICTURES. |
319 | 00:14:01,966 | 00:14:03,343 | JUST READ IT! | JUST READ IT! |
320 | 00:14:06,096 | 00:14:08,139 | TEN MORE MINUTES OF OUTSIDE TIME, MY LADY. | TEN MORE MINUTES OF OUTSIDE TIME, MY LADY. |
321 | 00:14:08,139 | 00:14:10,642 | YEAH. NOT A PRISON AT ALL, MOM. | YEAH. NOT A PRISON AT ALL, MOM. |
322 | 00:14:10,642 | 00:14:13,061 | THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE-TO-BE! | THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE-TO-BE! |
323 | 00:14:13,061 | 00:14:15,939 | JESTER, JESTER, DO IT FOR THE PRINCESS. | JESTER, JESTER, DO IT FOR THE PRINCESS. |
324 | 00:14:15,939 | 00:14:17,482 | -PBHT! | -PBHT! |
325 | 00:14:17,482 | 00:14:19,150 | EVERY TIME, HE GETS ME. | EVERY TIME, HE GETS ME. |
326 | 00:14:19,150 | 00:14:21,236 | -PBHT! -STOP! I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF! | -PBHT! -STOP! I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF! |
327 | 00:14:21,236 | 00:14:22,487 | PBHT! PBHT! | PBHT! PBHT! |
328 | 00:14:22,487 | 00:14:25,115 | OOPS. I DID. LET ME DOWN. | OOPS. I DID. LET ME DOWN. |
329 | 00:14:25,115 | 00:14:28,076 | GREAT KID. | GREAT KID. |
330 | 00:14:28,076 | 00:14:29,994 | OH, HE'S GONNA MAKE A WONDERFUL HUSBAND, YOUR COUSIN. | OH, HE'S GONNA MAKE A WONDERFUL HUSBAND, YOUR COUSIN. |
331 | 00:14:29,994 | 00:14:32,205 | I MEAN, ONCE HE STOPS PEEING HIMSELF. | I MEAN, ONCE HE STOPS PEEING HIMSELF. |
332 | 00:14:33,540 | 00:14:36,585 | I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DRINKING CRAZY GROG. | I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DRINKING CRAZY GROG. |
333 | 00:14:36,585 | 00:14:37,836 | HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS? | HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS? |
334 | 00:14:37,836 | 00:14:38,754 | YOU KIDDING? | YOU KIDDING? |
335 | 00:14:38,754 | 00:14:40,672 | THIS IS THE EASIEST GIG I'VE EVER HAD. | THIS IS THE EASIEST GIG I'VE EVER HAD. |
336 | 00:14:40,672 | 00:14:42,882 | IT'S ALL FART NOISES AND POOP JOKES WITH THIS KID. | IT'S ALL FART NOISES AND POOP JOKES WITH THIS KID. |
337 | 00:14:42,882 | 00:14:44,551 | I HAVEN'T HAD TO WRITE NEW MATERIAL FOR MONTHS. | I HAVEN'T HAD TO WRITE NEW MATERIAL FOR MONTHS. |
338 | 00:14:44,551 | 00:14:46,804 | AND, TRUTH BE TOLD, IT'S GIVEN ME TIME | AND, TRUTH BE TOLD, IT'S GIVEN ME TIME |
339 | 00:14:46,804 | 00:14:48,806 | TO WORK ON MY REAL PASSION. | TO WORK ON MY REAL PASSION. |
340 | 00:14:48,806 | 00:14:50,223 | I'M TRYING TO BREAK INTO DRAMA. | I'M TRYING TO BREAK INTO DRAMA. |
341 | 00:14:51,933 | 00:14:53,184 | PBHT! | PBHT! |
342 | 00:14:53,184 | 00:14:53,935 | SO SORRY. | SO SORRY. |
343 | 00:14:53,935 | 00:14:56,146 | I CAN'T HANDLE A MOMENT'S SILENCE. | I CAN'T HANDLE A MOMENT'S SILENCE. |
344 | 00:14:56,146 | 00:14:58,022 | WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? PBHT. | WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? PBHT. |
345 | 00:15:04,028 | 00:15:05,656 | -CHEF. GWYNNE. -MILADY. | -CHEF. GWYNNE. -MILADY. |
346 | 00:15:05,656 | 00:15:08,074 | YOU TWO HAVE TO HELP ME ESCAPE AND FIND GALAVANT. | YOU TWO HAVE TO HELP ME ESCAPE AND FIND GALAVANT. |
347 | 00:15:08,074 | 00:15:10,910 | YOU MUST SEE HOW INSANE THIS ALL IS. | YOU MUST SEE HOW INSANE THIS ALL IS. |
348 | 00:15:10,910 | 00:15:13,831 | I DO HATE THE IDEA OF YOU BEING FORCED INTO MARRIAGE. | I DO HATE THE IDEA OF YOU BEING FORCED INTO MARRIAGE. |
349 | 00:15:13,831 | 00:15:15,582 | I'M KIND OF BIG INTO WOMEN'S RIGHTS. | I'M KIND OF BIG INTO WOMEN'S RIGHTS. |
350 | 00:15:15,582 | 00:15:16,625 | HE REALLY IS. | HE REALLY IS. |
351 | 00:15:16,625 | 00:15:17,876 | HE SAID HE'S GONNA LET ME KEEP | HE SAID HE'S GONNA LET ME KEEP |
352 | 00:15:17,876 | 00:15:19,252 | OUR FIRST DAUGHTER | OUR FIRST DAUGHTER |
353 | 00:15:19,252 | 00:15:20,920 | AND NOT JUST THROW THEM ALL OUT. | AND NOT JUST THROW THEM ALL OUT. |
354 | 00:15:22,172 | 00:15:25,676 | THE GUARDS--THEY ORDERED A LOT OF ROOM SERVICE. | THE GUARDS--THEY ORDERED A LOT OF ROOM SERVICE. |
355 | 00:15:25,676 | 00:15:28,679 | LET ME SEE IF I CAN'T SLIP THEM SOME SLEEPY-TIME PIE | LET ME SEE IF I CAN'T SLIP THEM SOME SLEEPY-TIME PIE |
356 | 00:15:28,679 | 00:15:29,638 | AND GET YOU A KEY. | AND GET YOU A KEY. |
357 | 00:15:29,638 | 00:15:31,931 | YOU'RE SO KIND. | YOU'RE SO KIND. |
358 | 00:15:31,931 | 00:15:33,350 | ONE DAUGHTER! | ONE DAUGHTER! |
359 | 00:15:33,350 | 00:15:35,560 | THEN WE LEAVE THE REST TO THE WHITE WALKERS. | THEN WE LEAVE THE REST TO THE WHITE WALKERS. |
360 | 00:15:38,689 | 00:15:39,815 | MEN. | MEN. |
361 | 00:15:43,985 | 00:15:46,196 | EXCUSE ME. SORRY. PARDON ME. PARDON ME. | EXCUSE ME. SORRY. PARDON ME. PARDON ME. |
362 | 00:15:46,196 | 00:15:47,947 | EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. | EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. |
363 | 00:15:47,947 | 00:15:49,407 | NEED ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD LIGHTS | NEED ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD LIGHTS |
364 | 00:15:49,407 | 00:15:50,659 | FOR PHILIP AND SEBASTIAN, PLEASE. | FOR PHILIP AND SEBASTIAN, PLEASE. |
365 | 00:15:51,535 | 00:15:52,828 | HELLO? | HELLO? |
366 | 00:15:52,828 | 00:15:54,287 | GALAVANT! | GALAVANT! |
367 | 00:15:54,287 | 00:15:55,622 | GALAVANT? | GALAVANT? |
368 | 00:15:58,041 | 00:16:00,585 | TRIED TO ESCAPE. | TRIED TO ESCAPE. |
369 | 00:16:00,585 | 00:16:01,586 | MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE DOOR, | MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE DOOR, |
370 | 00:16:01,586 | 00:16:04,422 | BUT MY HANDS WERE TOO COLD FROM MIXING SLUSHY DRINKS. | BUT MY HANDS WERE TOO COLD FROM MIXING SLUSHY DRINKS. |
371 | 00:16:04,422 | 00:16:05,465 | WE ARE WASTING TIME. | WE ARE WASTING TIME. |
372 | 00:16:05,465 | 00:16:08,218 | RELAX, MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER. | RELAX, MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER. |
373 | 00:16:08,218 | 00:16:10,303 | HAVE A DRINK. FEEL THE BEAT. | HAVE A DRINK. FEEL THE BEAT. |
374 | 00:16:10,303 | 00:16:11,680 | OH, THAT REMINDS ME. | OH, THAT REMINDS ME. |
375 | 00:16:11,680 | 00:16:13,014 | BEAR TOLD ME A RIPPER. | BEAR TOLD ME A RIPPER. |
376 | 00:16:13,014 | 00:16:14,307 | A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR-- | A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR-- |
377 | 00:16:14,307 | 00:16:15,475 | OH, YOU'RE HAVING FUN. I'M SO GLAD | OH, YOU'RE HAVING FUN. I'M SO GLAD |
378 | 00:16:15,475 | 00:16:17,977 | BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT ARE IN REAL TROUBLE. | BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT ARE IN REAL TROUBLE. |
379 | 00:16:17,977 | 00:16:20,397 | WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. | WELL, I'M SORRY. I'M JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD. |
380 | 00:16:20,397 | 00:16:21,398 | WELL, STOP TRYING. | WELL, STOP TRYING. |
381 | 00:16:21,398 | 00:16:23,107 | THE MORE YOU TRY, THE WORSE IT GETS. | THE MORE YOU TRY, THE WORSE IT GETS. |
382 | 00:16:23,107 | 00:16:24,359 | JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY. | JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY. |
383 | 00:16:24,359 | 00:16:27,237 | FINE, BUT FROM NOW ON, WE'RE POOLING OUR TIPS! | FINE, BUT FROM NOW ON, WE'RE POOLING OUR TIPS! |
384 | 00:16:29,197 | 00:16:31,074 | WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO HEAR A GOOD BEAR JOKE? | WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO HEAR A GOOD BEAR JOKE? |
385 | 00:16:31,074 | 00:16:32,492 | BEARS ARE FUNNY. I'M SO-- | BEARS ARE FUNNY. I'M SO-- |
386 | 00:16:36,204 | 00:16:37,622 | -UNCLE KEITH! -SHH! SHH! SHH! | -UNCLE KEITH! -SHH! SHH! SHH! |
387 | 00:16:39,332 | 00:16:41,543 | DAD SAID YOU ENTERED THE ENCHANTED FOREST AND NEVER CAME OUT. | DAD SAID YOU ENTERED THE ENCHANTED FOREST AND NEVER CAME OUT. |
388 | 00:16:41,543 | 00:16:44,838 | -THE OTHER WAY 'ROUND, KID. -HUH? | -THE OTHER WAY 'ROUND, KID. -HUH? |
389 | 00:16:46,214 | 00:16:48,132 | I BELONG HERE. | I BELONG HERE. |
390 | 00:16:49,467 | 00:16:51,595 | YOUR FATHER-- GOD REST HIS SOUL-- | YOUR FATHER-- GOD REST HIS SOUL-- |
391 | 00:16:51,595 | 00:16:54,305 | -HE BELONGED HERE. | -HE BELONGED HERE. |
392 | 00:16:54,305 | 00:16:55,599 | WAS HE AN ALCOHOLIC, TOO? | WAS HE AN ALCOHOLIC, TOO? |
393 | 00:16:56,683 | 00:16:58,810 | BUT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. | BUT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. |
394 | 00:16:58,810 | 00:17:00,270 | I'M GOING TO HELP YOU ESCAPE. | I'M GOING TO HELP YOU ESCAPE. |
395 | 00:17:01,730 | 00:17:03,356 | MARVELOUS! | MARVELOUS! |
396 | 00:17:03,356 | 00:17:04,482 | OKAY. | OKAY. |
397 | 00:17:05,316 | 00:17:06,693 | MAYBE YOU DO BELONG HERE. | MAYBE YOU DO BELONG HERE. |
398 | 00:17:06,693 | 00:17:08,278 | OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! | OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! |
399 | 00:17:14,952 | 00:17:17,203 | WHY IS SHE MAKING US WATCH HER EAT OUR CHICKEN? | WHY IS SHE MAKING US WATCH HER EAT OUR CHICKEN? |
400 | 00:17:17,203 | 00:17:18,663 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OUR CHICKEN"? | WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OUR CHICKEN"? |
401 | 00:17:18,663 | 00:17:19,539 | IT WAS MY EGG FIRST. | IT WAS MY EGG FIRST. |
402 | 00:17:19,539 | 00:17:20,582 | IT WEREN'T. I HAD IT FIRST. | IT WEREN'T. I HAD IT FIRST. |
403 | 00:17:20,582 | 00:17:22,375 | -I FOUND IT! -THIS IS WHY. | -I FOUND IT! -THIS IS WHY. |
404 | 00:17:22,375 | 00:17:23,961 | THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WATCHING. | THIS IS WHY YOU'RE WATCHING. |
405 | 00:17:23,961 | 00:17:25,545 | QUEENIE, | QUEENIE, |
406 | 00:17:25,545 | 00:17:28,506 | I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY TITLE. | I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY TITLE. |
407 | 00:17:28,506 | 00:17:30,467 | NOW, I HELPED YOU OVERTHROW A KING. | NOW, I HELPED YOU OVERTHROW A KING. |
408 | 00:17:30,467 | 00:17:31,843 | YOU HELPED YOUR FRIEND ESCAPE | YOU HELPED YOUR FRIEND ESCAPE |
409 | 00:17:31,843 | 00:17:33,595 | AND WATCHED AS I KILLED HIS REPLACEMENT. | AND WATCHED AS I KILLED HIS REPLACEMENT. |
410 | 00:17:36,306 | 00:17:39,559 | I'M SICK OF NOT BEING TREATED AS AN EQUAL. | I'M SICK OF NOT BEING TREATED AS AN EQUAL. |
411 | 00:17:39,559 | 00:17:42,228 | I'M SICK OF HAVING TO PARK MY HORSE | I'M SICK OF HAVING TO PARK MY HORSE |
412 | 00:17:42,228 | 00:17:44,230 | IN THE STABLE WITH THE ASSISTANTS! | IN THE STABLE WITH THE ASSISTANTS! |
413 | 00:17:44,230 | 00:17:45,857 | LOOK, | LOOK, |
414 | 00:17:45,857 | 00:17:48,735 | ACCORDING TO THE SCROLLS I HAVE HAD READ TO ME, | ACCORDING TO THE SCROLLS I HAVE HAD READ TO ME, |
415 | 00:17:48,735 | 00:17:50,612 | I BANISHED THE KING. | I BANISHED THE KING. |
416 | 00:17:50,612 | 00:17:52,405 | SO, TECHNICALLY, | SO, TECHNICALLY, |
417 | 00:17:52,405 | 00:17:55,533 | I AM THE TRUE KING OF VALENCIA. | I AM THE TRUE KING OF VALENCIA. |
418 | 00:17:55,533 | 00:17:58,996 | AND IT WOULD REALLY MEAN A LOT TO ME IF I WAS TREATED AS SUCH. | AND IT WOULD REALLY MEAN A LOT TO ME IF I WAS TREATED AS SUCH. |
419 | 00:17:58,996 | 00:18:02,332 | WHAT IS IT WITH MEN AND THEIR EMOTIONS? | WHAT IS IT WITH MEN AND THEIR EMOTIONS? |
420 | 00:18:05,168 | 00:18:08,171 | -FINE. YOU'RE KING. -YES! | -FINE. YOU'RE KING. -YES! |
421 | 00:18:09,714 | 00:18:11,758 | OI. SAY IT. | OI. SAY IT. |
422 | 00:18:11,758 | 00:18:17,764 | PRESENTING THE QUEEN AND KING OF VALENCIA! | PRESENTING THE QUEEN AND KING OF VALENCIA! |
423 | 00:18:19,850 | 00:18:20,600 | OH, YOU DON'T THINK-- | OH, YOU DON'T THINK-- |
424 | 00:18:20,600 | 00:18:22,769 | -WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE ORDER. -NAH, IT'S GREAT. IT'S FINE. | -WE'RE NOT CHANGING THE ORDER. -NAH, IT'S GREAT. IT'S FINE. |
425 | 00:18:25,480 | 00:18:27,524 | PSST! HEY! | PSST! HEY! |
426 | 00:18:27,524 | 00:18:28,525 | I GOT US A WAY OUT OF HERE, | I GOT US A WAY OUT OF HERE, |
427 | 00:18:28,525 | 00:18:29,985 | BUT YOU GOT TO FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW. | BUT YOU GOT TO FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW. |
428 | 00:18:29,985 | 00:18:31,569 | WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THE MUSIC STARTS. | WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THE MUSIC STARTS. |
429 | 00:18:31,569 | 00:18:33,864 | ALL RIGHT, SURE. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU... | ALL RIGHT, SURE. I'LL LISTEN TO YOU... |
430 | 00:18:33,864 | 00:18:34,656 | LIKE WHEN I LISTENED TO YOU | LIKE WHEN I LISTENED TO YOU |
431 | 00:18:34,656 | 00:18:36,324 | ABOUT WHEN WE WERE GONNA COME ASHORE | ABOUT WHEN WE WERE GONNA COME ASHORE |
432 | 00:18:36,324 | 00:18:37,701 | OR MAYBE WHEN I LISTENED TO YOU ABOUT-- | OR MAYBE WHEN I LISTENED TO YOU ABOUT-- |
433 | 00:18:39,285 | 00:18:40,578 | I WANT YOU TO KNOW | I WANT YOU TO KNOW |
434 | 00:18:40,578 | 00:18:42,831 | THAT HURT ME A LOT MORE THAN IT HURT YOU. COME ON. | THAT HURT ME A LOT MORE THAN IT HURT YOU. COME ON. |
435 | 00:18:44,791 | 00:18:47,126 | USE YOUR CORE, RICHARD. USE YOUR CORE. | USE YOUR CORE, RICHARD. USE YOUR CORE. |
436 | 00:18:48,127 | 00:18:49,462 | WHERE IS MY CORE? | WHERE IS MY CORE? |
437 | 00:18:49,462 | 00:18:50,505 | -OH, THERE IT IS. | -OH, THERE IT IS. |
438 | 00:18:50,505 | 00:18:52,549 | AH, YOU'RE WAKING UP. EXCELLENT. | AH, YOU'RE WAKING UP. EXCELLENT. |
439 | 00:18:52,549 | 00:18:54,425 | GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. | GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE. |
440 | 00:18:54,843 | 00:18:56,135 | AH! OW! | AH! OW! |
441 | 00:18:56,135 | 00:18:58,346 | -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -I'M RESCUING US. | -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? -I'M RESCUING US. |
442 | 00:19:00,057 | 00:19:01,808 | WHAT, THROUGH THE LADIES ROOM? | WHAT, THROUGH THE LADIES ROOM? |
443 | 00:19:01,808 | 00:19:02,934 | THIS IS YOUR DUMB PLAN? | THIS IS YOUR DUMB PLAN? |
444 | 00:19:09,524 | 00:19:10,358 | THE BAR NEEDED | THE BAR NEEDED |
445 | 00:19:10,358 | 00:19:11,818 | A LADIES ROOM BUILT TO BE UP TO CODE, | A LADIES ROOM BUILT TO BE UP TO CODE, |
446 | 00:19:11,818 | 00:19:13,236 | BUT NO ONE WAS EVER GOING TO USE IT, | BUT NO ONE WAS EVER GOING TO USE IT, |
447 | 00:19:13,236 | 00:19:14,612 | SO THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO FINISH IT. | SO THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO FINISH IT. |
448 | 00:19:14,612 | 00:19:16,364 | YOU KNOW YOU JUST-- | YOU KNOW YOU JUST-- |
449 | 00:19:16,364 | 00:19:18,533 | -SAVED THE DAY? -YEAH. | -SAVED THE DAY? -YEAH. |
450 | 00:19:19,325 | 00:19:20,243 | I KNOW. | I KNOW. |
451 | 00:19:20,243 | 00:19:22,079 | I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. | I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. |
452 | 00:19:22,079 | 00:19:25,164 | GALAVANT, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY UNCLE KEITH. | GALAVANT, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY UNCLE KEITH. |
453 | 00:19:25,164 | 00:19:27,125 | -GALAVANT. THANK YOU, SIR. | -GALAVANT. THANK YOU, SIR. |
454 | 00:19:27,125 | 00:19:28,085 | WE ARE INDEBTED TO YOU, UNCLE, | WE ARE INDEBTED TO YOU, UNCLE, |
455 | 00:19:28,085 | 00:19:30,378 | -FOREVER AND ALWAYS. -IT'S NOTHING. | -FOREVER AND ALWAYS. -IT'S NOTHING. |
456 | 00:19:30,378 | 00:19:31,546 | ARE YOU CERTAIN WE CAN'T CONVINCE YOU | ARE YOU CERTAIN WE CAN'T CONVINCE YOU |
457 | 00:19:31,546 | 00:19:32,296 | TO COME WITH US? | TO COME WITH US? |
458 | 00:19:32,296 | 00:19:34,925 | NO, SON. MY DESTINY IS HERE. | NO, SON. MY DESTINY IS HERE. |
459 | 00:19:36,300 | 00:19:39,554 | DESTINY, THIS IS RICHARD. RICHARD, DESTINY. | DESTINY, THIS IS RICHARD. RICHARD, DESTINY. |
460 | 00:19:40,138 | 00:19:42,099 | -HELLO. -HI. | -HELLO. -HI. |
461 | 00:19:42,099 | 00:19:43,558 | GALAVANT! | GALAVANT! |
462 | 00:19:43,558 | 00:19:44,726 | GALAVANT! | GALAVANT! |
463 | 00:19:44,726 | 00:19:47,228 | -YOU MUST GO NOW! -I'LL MISS YOU. | -YOU MUST GO NOW! -I'LL MISS YOU. |
464 | 00:19:47,228 | 00:19:48,479 | GODSPEED. | GODSPEED. |
465 | 00:19:49,355 | 00:19:50,732 | LET'S BOOGIE! | LET'S BOOGIE! |
466 | 00:19:50,732 | 00:19:52,275 | -HELLO. -YEAH. | -HELLO. -YEAH. |
467 | 00:19:58,865 | 00:20:00,158 | HEY! | HEY! |
468 | 00:20:00,158 | 00:20:02,077 | THIS IS A SILLY QUESTION. | THIS IS A SILLY QUESTION. |
469 | 00:20:02,077 | 00:20:04,162 | DO YOU THINK MY UNCLE KEITH MIGHT BE-- | DO YOU THINK MY UNCLE KEITH MIGHT BE-- |
470 | 00:20:04,162 | 00:20:05,204 | YES, RICHARD. | YES, RICHARD. |
471 | 00:20:05,204 | 00:20:07,373 | WOW. | WOW. |
472 | 00:20:07,373 | 00:20:08,583 | YOU THINK DESTINY KNOWS? | YOU THINK DESTINY KNOWS? |
473 | 00:20:10,127 | 00:20:12,378 | YOU KNOW WHAT? I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY | YOU KNOW WHAT? I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY |
474 | 00:20:12,378 | 00:20:14,839 | 'CAUSE YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR US TODAY. | 'CAUSE YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR US TODAY. |
475 | 00:20:14,839 | 00:20:16,591 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
476 | 00:20:16,591 | 00:20:18,551 | I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK MUCH OF ME, | I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK MUCH OF ME, |
477 | 00:20:18,551 | 00:20:20,553 | AND I KNOW I SCREW EVERYTHING UP ALL THE TIME, | AND I KNOW I SCREW EVERYTHING UP ALL THE TIME, |
478 | 00:20:20,553 | 00:20:24,141 | BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I WAS CODDLED MY ENTIRE LIFE. | BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I WAS CODDLED MY ENTIRE LIFE. |
479 | 00:20:24,141 | 00:20:25,058 | I KNOW. | I KNOW. |
480 | 00:20:25,058 | 00:20:26,184 | I WAS BREASTFED UNTIL I WAS NINE. | I WAS BREASTFED UNTIL I WAS NINE. |
481 | 00:20:26,184 | 00:20:27,477 | I KNOW--WAIT. WHAT? | I KNOW--WAIT. WHAT? |
482 | 00:20:27,477 | 00:20:28,728 | I HAD A NANNY NAMED PEARL-- | I HAD A NANNY NAMED PEARL-- |
483 | 00:20:28,728 | 00:20:30,229 | NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. | NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. |
484 | 00:20:30,229 | 00:20:32,398 | THE POINT IS, TODAY'S A NEW DAY. | THE POINT IS, TODAY'S A NEW DAY. |
485 | 00:20:32,398 | 00:20:34,818 | THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE. | THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER IN YOUR LIFE. |
486 | 00:20:34,818 | 00:20:36,360 | YOU GOT TO FIND YOUR INNER KING. | YOU GOT TO FIND YOUR INNER KING. |
487 | 00:20:38,237 | 00:20:40,865 | -YOU REALLY THINK SO? -I DO. | -YOU REALLY THINK SO? -I DO. |
488 | 00:20:43,076 | 00:20:45,453 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ |
489 | 00:20:45,453 | 00:20:46,955 | ♪ AND THERE'S A CHANGE ON THE WAY ♪ | ♪ AND THERE'S A CHANGE ON THE WAY ♪ |
490 | 00:20:48,081 | 00:20:49,958 | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ |
491 | 00:20:49,958 | 00:20:52,460 | ♪ LET'S GO MAKE YOU A RULER ♪ | ♪ LET'S GO MAKE YOU A RULER ♪ |
492 | 00:20:56,923 | 00:21:00,802 | ♪ TIME TO START SEIZIN' SO MUCH MORE THAN THE DAY ♪ | ♪ TIME TO START SEIZIN' SO MUCH MORE THAN THE DAY ♪ |
493 | 00:21:00,802 | 00:21:05,264 | ♪ WITH A NEW TITLE THAT'S INCREDIBLY COOLER ♪ | ♪ WITH A NEW TITLE THAT'S INCREDIBLY COOLER ♪ |
494 | 00:21:07,100 | 00:21:10,812 | ♪ AND I WON'T HAVE TO MARRY NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE KEY ♪ | ♪ AND I WON'T HAVE TO MARRY NOW THAT I HAVE GOT THE KEY ♪ |
495 | 00:21:10,812 | 00:21:12,772 | ♪ I'LL LEAVE BEFORE PRINCE HARRY ♪ | ♪ I'LL LEAVE BEFORE PRINCE HARRY ♪ |
496 | 00:21:12,772 | 00:21:14,983 | ♪ EVEN REACHES PUBERTY ♪ | ♪ EVEN REACHES PUBERTY ♪ |
497 | 00:21:16,234 | 00:21:18,402 | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ IT'S A NEW SEASON ♪ |
498 | 00:21:18,402 | 00:21:20,488 | ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE DONE ♪ | ♪ THERE'S SO MUCH TO BE DONE ♪ |
499 | 00:21:20,488 | 00:21:22,240 | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ |
500 | 00:21:22,240 | 00:21:24,242 | ♪ AND IT'S ONLY BEGUN ♪ | ♪ AND IT'S ONLY BEGUN ♪ |
501 | 00:21:24,242 | 00:21:25,618 | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ | ♪ A NEW SEASON ♪ |
502 | 00:21:25,618 | 00:21:26,661 | ♪ ONE I'M SINGIN' ♪ | ♪ ONE I'M SINGIN' ♪ |
503 | 00:21:26,661 | 00:21:28,079 | ♪ HIGH G's IN, YOU'LL ♪ | ♪ HIGH G's IN, YOU'LL ♪ |
504 | 00:21:28,079 | 00:21:29,288 | YEAH! | YEAH! |
505 | 00:21:29,288 | 00:21:31,541 | SERIOUSLY? | SERIOUSLY? |
506 | 00:21:31,541 | 00:21:33,710 | GABBY, NO! | GABBY, NO! |