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1	00:01:18,245	00:01:20,956	[upbeat music]	[upbeat music]
2	00:01:32,759	00:01:34,219	♪ Bionic lover ♪	♪ Bionic lover ♪
3	00:01:34,302	00:01:36,429	Gobble, gobble.	Gobble, gobble.
4	00:01:36,513	00:01:40,350	This might just be the only bird excited to lose its neck today.	This might just be the only bird excited to lose its neck today.
5	00:01:40,433	00:01:41,977	Can we do without the puns?	Can we do without the puns?
6	00:01:42,060	00:01:44,104	Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving	Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving
7	00:01:44,187	00:01:45,647	then it wouldn't be a pun.	then it wouldn't be a pun.
8	00:01:45,730	00:01:47,565	It's just a grammar thing.	It's just a grammar thing.
9	00:01:47,649	00:01:49,943	Good point, Mr. Williams.	Good point, Mr. Williams.
10	00:01:50,026	00:01:51,236	However...	However...
11	00:01:53,321	00:01:56,116	I don't remember saying that you could talk.	I don't remember saying that you could talk.
12	00:01:57,450	00:01:58,785	[groaning]	[groaning]
13	00:01:58,868	00:02:01,079	OK, that hurts. Oh, wow.	OK, that hurts. Oh, wow.
14	00:02:01,162	00:02:02,497	So does divorce.	So does divorce.
15	00:02:02,580	00:02:05,000	But you don't see me crying about it, do you?	But you don't see me crying about it, do you?
16	00:02:05,083	00:02:07,460	'Cause I'm taking names today, son.	'Cause I'm taking names today, son.
17	00:02:07,544	00:02:08,920	[groans]	[groans]
18	00:02:09,004	00:02:11,840	Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he?	Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he?
19	00:02:11,923	00:02:13,300	[baby babbling]	[baby babbling]
20	00:02:13,383	00:02:15,385	I'm gonna need for you to stop talking.	I'm gonna need for you to stop talking.
21	00:02:15,468	00:02:17,512	Now, turn around and show me your...	Now, turn around and show me your...
22	00:02:17,595	00:02:19,889	Pecans for the pie.	Pecans for the pie.
23	00:02:19,973	00:02:21,516	I don't know why you're making that this year.	I don't know why you're making that this year.
24	00:02:21,599	00:02:22,976	It wasn't that good.	It wasn't that good.
25	00:02:23,059	00:02:25,103	Barbara, be nice to your sister. She's had a rough year.	Barbara, be nice to your sister. She's had a rough year.
26	00:02:25,186	00:02:26,271	Thanks, Mom.	Thanks, Mom.
27	00:02:26,354	00:02:29,399	Oh, my God, it is jerk turd central in here.	Oh, my God, it is jerk turd central in here.
28	00:02:29,482	00:02:32,068	[Mom] So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh?	[Mom] So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh?
29	00:02:32,152	00:02:36,197	Which one of the Avengers is bringing the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey?	Which one of the Avengers is bringing the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey?
30	00:02:36,281	00:02:38,158	Sorry, to burst your rude bubble	Sorry, to burst your rude bubble
31	00:02:38,241	00:02:40,535	but it's just me, Molly and the baby today.	but it's just me, Molly and the baby today.
32	00:02:40,618	00:02:42,412	I don't even wanna know what goes on out there.	I don't even wanna know what goes on out there.
33	00:02:42,495	00:02:45,999	Nothing goes on. We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition,	Nothing goes on. We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition,
34	00:02:46,082	00:02:48,960	no matter how small the family is this year.	no matter how small the family is this year.
35	00:02:49,044	00:02:49,919	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
36	00:02:50,003	00:02:51,504	Good for you, honey- You know what they say,	Good for you, honey- You know what they say,
37	00:02:51,588	00:02:55,717	you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are before you can move on.	you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are before you can move on.
38	00:02:55,800	00:02:59,262	And they also say you're both better off without assholes in your life.	And they also say you're both better off without assholes in your life.
39	00:02:59,346	00:03:00,388	That too.	That too.
40	00:03:00,472	00:03:01,931	God, it just feels so weird	God, it just feels so weird
41	00:03:02,015	00:03:03,892	not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving.	not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving.
42	00:03:03,975	00:03:07,645	Oh, give me a break, both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth.	Oh, give me a break, both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth.
43	00:03:07,729	00:03:09,356	People don't hit their children anymore.	People don't hit their children anymore.
44	00:03:09,439	00:03:11,232	- I don't know why. - Well, they should.	- I don't know why. - Well, they should.
45	00:03:11,316	00:03:13,318	[Mom] Why isn't the pool heated?	[Mom] Why isn't the pool heated?
46	00:03:13,401	00:03:15,612	'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck.	'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck.
47	00:03:15,695	00:03:16,905	Go play on the ice.	Go play on the ice.
48	00:03:16,988	00:03:18,490	Barbara, calm down.	Barbara, calm down.
49	00:03:18,573	00:03:20,617	It just felt nice to have a family for once.	It just felt nice to have a family for once.
50	00:03:20,700	00:03:22,452	- Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass?	- Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass?
51	00:03:22,535	00:03:24,829	No, you know what I mean, my own family.	No, you know what I mean, my own family.
52	00:03:24,913	00:03:27,123	Listen, you know what, if you want a family,	Listen, you know what, if you want a family,
53	00:03:27,207	00:03:28,708	we could all be together,	we could all be together,
54	00:03:28,792	00:03:30,710	You could marry Big Pauly from down the street.	You could marry Big Pauly from down the street.
55	00:03:30,794	00:03:32,170	He always asks about you.	He always asks about you.
56	00:03:32,253	00:03:35,215	[scoffs] Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe.	[scoffs] Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe.
57	00:03:35,298	00:03:36,633	- [laughs] - [groans]	- [laughs] - [groans]
58	00:03:36,716	00:03:38,885	Listen, how's Molly doing?	Listen, how's Molly doing?
59	00:03:38,968	00:03:41,429	Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders	Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders
60	00:03:41,513	00:03:43,848	- and I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it!	- and I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it!
61	00:03:43,932	00:03:45,517	- You fell asleep, Ma- - I saw it too, we loved it.	- You fell asleep, Ma- - I saw it too, we loved it.
62	00:03:45,600	00:03:46,851	No, no, I saw every bit of it.	No, no, I saw every bit of it.
63	00:03:46,935	00:03:47,977	Pluto Raiders.	Pluto Raiders.
64	00:03:48,061	00:03:49,729	How's she doing since the husband left though?	How's she doing since the husband left though?
65	00:03:49,813	00:03:52,357	Oh, my God, she is a real mess.	Oh, my God, she is a real mess.
66	00:03:53,233	00:03:55,318	Molly, that does hurt.	Molly, that does hurt.
67	00:03:55,402	00:03:56,986	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
68	00:03:57,070	00:03:59,823	Have you ever pushed a ten-pound baby out of your vagina?	Have you ever pushed a ten-pound baby out of your vagina?
69	00:03:59,906	00:04:01,991	- No. - No, you don't have a vagina?	- No. - No, you don't have a vagina?
70	00:04:02,075	00:04:03,785	Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole?	Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole?
71	00:04:03,868	00:04:06,079	- Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing	- Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing
72	00:04:06,162	00:04:07,163	a miracle into the world?	a miracle into the world?
73	00:04:08,832	00:04:10,875	[baby crying]	[baby crying]
74	00:04:10,959	00:04:12,794	- Right. - Yeah.	- Right. - Yeah.
75	00:04:12,877	00:04:16,047	You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid.	You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid.
76	00:04:16,131	00:04:17,549	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
77	00:04:17,632	00:04:18,675	I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just...	I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just...
78	00:04:18,758	00:04:21,177	Oh, oh, oh, darling. Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable.	Oh, oh, oh, darling. Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable.
79	00:04:21,261	00:04:23,221	Well, then, babe, let's...	Well, then, babe, let's...
80	00:04:23,304	00:04:26,182	Let's get you out of it. Yeah?	Let's get you out of it. Yeah?
81	00:04:27,475	00:04:29,644	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
82	00:04:29,894	00:04:32,647	- We only have about a minute and a half. - Oh, that's plenty.	- We only have about a minute and a half. - Oh, that's plenty.
83	00:04:34,107	00:04:35,191	I hope you're joking.	I hope you're joking.
84	00:04:35,275	00:04:36,693	Yeah. Well...	Yeah. Well...
85	00:04:37,444	00:04:40,613	♪ It's a coming of age in A beautiful phase of Hollywood ♪	♪ It's a coming of age in A beautiful phase of Hollywood ♪
86	00:04:40,697	00:04:44,951	♪ Where every day is another page From a picture book ♪	♪ Where every day is another page From a picture book ♪
87	00:04:45,034	00:04:48,997	♪ Like a magazine full Of beauty queens misunderstood ♪	♪ Like a magazine full Of beauty queens misunderstood ♪
88	00:04:49,080	00:04:52,250	♪ We treat them so wrong ♪	♪ We treat them so wrong ♪
89	00:04:52,792	00:04:54,043	♪ I'm getting sick of the sound ♪	♪ I'm getting sick of the sound ♪
90	00:04:54,127	00:04:55,503	♪ The club is far too loud ♪	♪ The club is far too loud ♪
91	00:04:55,587	00:04:57,338	♪ So, I'm out the door♪	♪ So, I'm out the door♪
92	00:04:57,422	00:04:58,590	♪ I'm gonna hit the streets ♪	♪ I'm gonna hit the streets ♪
93	00:04:58,673	00:04:59,841	♪ Are you coming with me? ♪	♪ Are you coming with me? ♪
94	00:04:59,924	00:05:01,468	♪ I know you're trying to score ♪	♪ I know you're trying to score ♪
95	00:05:01,551	00:05:03,011	♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪	♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪
96	00:05:03,094	00:05:04,387	♪ There's like a billion lights ♪	♪ There's like a billion lights ♪
97	00:05:04,471	00:05:05,513	♪ You couldn’t ask for more ♪	♪ You couldn’t ask for more ♪
98	00:05:05,597	00:05:10,101	♪ Oh, I'm moving on ♪	♪ Oh, I'm moving on ♪
99	00:05:10,185	00:05:13,938	♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪	♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪
100	00:05:14,022	00:05:17,233	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪
101	00:05:18,818	00:05:22,155	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪
102	00:05:22,322	00:05:25,575	♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪	♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪
103	00:05:26,576	00:05:27,911	♪ It's such a crazy style ♪	♪ It's such a crazy style ♪
104	00:05:27,994	00:05:30,538	♪ Really took a while to be cool with us ♪	♪ Really took a while to be cool with us ♪
105	00:05:30,830	00:05:32,123	♪ 'Cause when you're 22 ♪	♪ 'Cause when you're 22 ♪
106	00:05:32,207	00:05:34,834	♪ And you're making moves being out's a must ♪	♪ And you're making moves being out's a must ♪
107	00:05:34,918	00:05:37,045	♪ I'm getting out of the scene like The Kennedys ♪	♪ I'm getting out of the scene like The Kennedys ♪
108	00:05:37,128	00:05:38,838	♪ From the camera ♪	♪ From the camera ♪
109	00:05:38,922	00:05:42,634	♪ I'm moving on ♪	♪ I'm moving on ♪
110	00:05:43,551	00:05:47,096	♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪	♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪
111	00:05:47,180	00:05:50,558	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪
112	00:05:52,435	00:05:55,480	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪
113	00:05:55,563	00:05:59,025	♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪	♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪
114	00:06:00,777	00:06:03,905	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪	♪ We don't wanna dance ♪
115	00:06:03,988	00:06:07,283	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪	♪ We don't wanna get down ♪
116	00:06:10,078	00:06:12,330	- [phone buzzing] - [moaning]	- [phone buzzing] - [moaning]
117	00:06:16,167	00:06:18,962	[Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.	[Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.
118	00:06:19,045	00:06:22,340	Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay.	Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay.
119	00:06:23,758	00:06:25,718	I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour,	I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour,
120	00:06:25,802	00:06:28,221	so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position	so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position
121	00:06:28,304	00:06:31,224	while I shove a third helping in my mouth.	while I shove a third helping in my mouth.
122	00:06:31,307	00:06:36,145	Mmm. I'm wondering if I should make two pies, one for each of us.	Mmm. I'm wondering if I should make two pies, one for each of us.
123	00:06:37,146	00:06:41,150	I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me.	I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me.
124	00:06:45,238	00:06:48,408	Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here.	Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here.
125	00:06:48,491	00:06:51,494	Oh, it's OK. I brought this with me, it's not one of yours.	Oh, it's OK. I brought this with me, it's not one of yours.
126	00:06:51,578	00:06:53,913	Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference.	Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference.
127	00:06:53,997	00:06:56,207	Don't you have other things you could be doing right now,	Don't you have other things you could be doing right now,
128	00:06:56,291	00:06:58,251	like making sure there are enough turkeys today?	like making sure there are enough turkeys today?
129	00:06:58,334	00:07:02,255	Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like...	Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like...
130	00:07:02,338	00:07:04,841	Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security.	Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security.
131	00:07:04,924	00:07:08,136	What's gonna happen? Oh, no.	What's gonna happen? Oh, no.
132	00:07:08,303	00:07:11,598	Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around.	Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around.
133	00:07:11,681	00:07:14,517	- Oh, you want my uterus, too? - Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.	- Oh, you want my uterus, too? - Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.
134	00:07:14,601	00:07:17,145	Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead!	Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead!
135	00:07:17,228	00:07:20,607	And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday.	And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday.
136	00:07:20,690	00:07:25,069	Oh! Oh, it's Christmas already?	Oh! Oh, it's Christmas already?
137	00:07:25,153	00:07:28,448	- Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey. Hey.	- Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey. Hey.
138	00:07:28,531	00:07:31,909	Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats!	Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats!
139	00:07:31,993	00:07:35,538	Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey.	Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey.
140	00:07:37,999	00:07:39,500	Too soon!	Too soon!
141	00:07:39,584	00:07:43,004	OK, breakfast is served.	OK, breakfast is served.
142	00:07:43,087	00:07:46,132	Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.	Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.
143	00:07:46,215	00:07:47,175	What is it?	What is it?
144	00:07:47,258	00:07:49,469	Mote Pillo. I have this in Ecuador.	Mote Pillo. I have this in Ecuador.
145	00:07:49,552	00:07:52,889	The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go.	The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go.
146	00:07:53,181	00:07:55,183	I love that you're a philanthropist.	I love that you're a philanthropist.
147	00:07:55,266	00:07:58,895	Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done.	Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done.
148	00:07:58,978	00:08:01,356	Mmm. This is delicious.	Mmm. This is delicious.
149	00:08:01,439	00:08:02,565	- Really? - Mmm.	- Really? - Mmm.
150	00:08:02,649	00:08:04,525	Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan,	Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan,
151	00:08:04,609	00:08:05,985	so I just so I just used a regular one.	so I just so I just used a regular one.
152	00:08:06,069	00:08:08,988	Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock.	Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock.
153	00:08:10,198	00:08:12,200	- Wow. - Yeah.	- Wow. - Yeah.
154	00:08:13,701	00:08:15,787	You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago	You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago
155	00:08:15,870	00:08:17,413	what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving	what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving
156	00:08:17,497	00:08:19,082	and what it would be like,	and what it would be like,
157	00:08:19,165	00:08:21,584	I would have said it would have been just fine.	I would have said it would have been just fine.
158	00:08:21,668	00:08:23,378	Maybe even a bit depressing.	Maybe even a bit depressing.
159	00:08:23,461	00:08:24,879	Oh, my God, yes. I know.	Oh, my God, yes. I know.
160	00:08:24,962	00:08:27,674	Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks,	Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks,
161	00:08:27,757	00:08:31,969	but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you, and your son.	but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you, and your son.
162	00:08:34,889	00:08:37,642	[phone ringing]	[phone ringing]
163	00:08:41,062	00:08:43,398	Hey. How's Ohio?	Hey. How's Ohio?
164	00:08:43,481	00:08:47,110	[groans] Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home.	[groans] Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home.
165	00:08:47,193	00:08:49,529	- Oh, no. - Yeah, it was coming out of both ends	- Oh, no. - Yeah, it was coming out of both ends
166	00:08:49,612	00:08:53,282	and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick, so we're here.	and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick, so we're here.
167	00:08:53,366	00:08:55,952	How's your day going? Getting ready for your big plans with Abby?	How's your day going? Getting ready for your big plans with Abby?
168	00:08:56,035	00:08:59,372	Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie.	Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie.
169	00:08:59,455	00:09:03,876	Fuck off. That sounds incredible. Can I come over?	Fuck off. That sounds incredible. Can I come over?
170	00:09:03,960	00:09:06,212	[child] Hey, Mom, look what I can do!	[child] Hey, Mom, look what I can do!
171	00:09:06,295	00:09:08,965	Think that's the best choice you could be making right now with your life?	Think that's the best choice you could be making right now with your life?
172	00:09:09,048	00:09:10,842	- [crashing] - Oh, my God.	- [crashing] - Oh, my God.
173	00:09:10,925	00:09:13,094	Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place.	Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place.
174	00:09:13,177	00:09:15,138	I'm going to die here. Can I come over?	I'm going to die here. Can I come over?
175	00:09:15,221	00:09:17,140	I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today,	I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today,
176	00:09:17,223	00:09:19,058	and I'd like to help you through them.	and I'd like to help you through them.
177	00:09:19,142	00:09:21,394	You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you.	You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you.
178	00:09:21,477	00:09:23,187	Why don't you come by around two?	Why don't you come by around two?
179	00:09:23,271	00:09:25,022	OK, great. That's amazing-	OK, great. That's amazing-
180	00:09:25,106	00:09:26,691	I can't wait to see you. I love you.	I can't wait to see you. I love you.
181	00:09:26,774	00:09:28,526	- I'll see you soon. - Bye.	- I'll see you soon. - Bye.
182	00:09:31,863	00:09:33,322	[babbling]	[babbling]
183	00:09:33,406	00:09:35,575	- [Jeff] You OK? - Yeah.	- [Jeff] You OK? - Yeah.
184	00:09:35,658	00:09:38,494	I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her.	I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her.
185	00:09:38,578	00:09:39,787	Well, I'm sure it's fine.	Well, I'm sure it's fine.
186	00:09:39,871	00:09:42,081	It's just a couple more people.	It's just a couple more people.
187	00:09:42,165	00:09:45,126	Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned.	Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned.
188	00:09:45,209	00:09:46,294	That's cool.	That's cool.
189	00:09:46,377	00:09:48,963	I have a fun day planned, too.	I have a fun day planned, too.
190	00:09:49,046	00:09:55,094	I'm gonna go out and just do some things and some stuff and some things.	I'm gonna go out and just do some things and some stuff and some things.
191	00:09:55,178	00:09:56,929	- Jeff. - Yes?	- Jeff. - Yes?
192	00:09:57,013	00:10:01,601	- Would you like to stay for dinner? - I would love to. Oh, my God.	- Would you like to stay for dinner? - I would love to. Oh, my God.
193	00:10:01,684	00:10:03,561	- I just had a great idea. - What?	- I just had a great idea. - What?
194	00:10:03,644	00:10:05,521	You know what, don't worry about it.	You know what, don't worry about it.
195	00:10:05,605	00:10:07,440	I need to make a phone call.	I need to make a phone call.
196	00:10:07,523	00:10:11,652	I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.	I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.
197	00:10:32,048	00:10:33,966	- [Abby] Hey. - [Molly] Hey.	- [Abby] Hey. - [Molly] Hey.
198	00:10:34,050	00:10:36,719	- [Abby] [groans] Oh, my God. - [Molly] Wow.	- [Abby] [groans] Oh, my God. - [Molly] Wow.
199	00:10:36,803	00:10:41,849	I know. I went a little overboard today, but you gotta fill the void somehow.	I know. I went a little overboard today, but you gotta fill the void somehow.
200	00:10:41,933	00:10:42,975	Uh, babe--	Uh, babe--
201	00:10:43,059	00:10:44,977	Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice	Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice
202	00:10:45,061	00:10:46,479	and do the turkey in the vertical roaster.	and do the turkey in the vertical roaster.
203	00:10:46,562	00:10:48,064	Heard it's amazing.	Heard it's amazing.
204	00:10:48,147	00:10:50,316	Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that--	Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that--
205	00:10:50,399	00:10:52,652	Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it...	Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it...
206	00:10:52,735	00:10:55,446	Oh, hey!	Oh, hey!
207	00:10:55,530	00:10:57,365	This is Jeff.	This is Jeff.
208	00:10:57,448	00:11:01,452	Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff. Nice to meet you.	Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff. Nice to meet you.
209	00:11:01,536	00:11:03,204	Sorry.	Sorry.
210	00:11:03,287	00:11:04,705	Oh, no big deal.	Oh, no big deal.
211	00:11:04,789	00:11:07,458	I have one just like it in my top drawer. Except mine's bigger.	I have one just like it in my top drawer. Except mine's bigger.
212	00:11:07,542	00:11:09,126	[laughs]	[laughs]
213	00:11:09,210	00:11:11,087	Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel,	Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel,
214	00:11:11,170	00:11:13,089	grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back.	grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back.
215	00:11:13,172	00:11:15,132	Abby, it was lovely to meet you.	Abby, it was lovely to meet you.
216	00:11:15,216	00:11:17,051	I will see you later for dinner?	I will see you later for dinner?
217	00:11:17,134	00:11:19,554	Oh, is that the plan?	Oh, is that the plan?
218	00:11:19,637	00:11:21,597	That is the plan, Stan.	That is the plan, Stan.
219	00:11:21,681	00:11:23,516	Do we need anything?	Do we need anything?
220	00:11:23,599	00:11:25,434	Nope. Just you.	Nope. Just you.
221	00:11:25,518	00:11:28,145	Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter.	Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter.
222	00:11:28,229	00:11:30,314	Just me and butter.	Just me and butter.
223	00:11:30,398	00:11:32,984	Got it. I like the sound of that.	Got it. I like the sound of that.
224	00:11:33,067	00:11:35,111	[scoffs]	[scoffs]
225	00:11:35,194	00:11:36,404	Abby, wait.	Abby, wait.
226	00:11:38,155	00:11:39,699	I'm sorry. I know we said that we...	I'm sorry. I know we said that we...
227	00:11:39,782	00:11:41,242	What's going on? Who is that?	What's going on? Who is that?
228	00:11:41,325	00:11:44,495	Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders.	Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders.
229	00:11:44,579	00:11:45,663	He's a philanthropist.	He's a philanthropist.
230	00:11:45,746	00:11:47,123	Why is he here?	Why is he here?
231	00:11:47,206	00:11:50,251	Well, he says he's here with his charity, but I think he's actually here for me.	Well, he says he's here with his charity, but I think he's actually here for me.
232	00:11:51,878	00:11:53,129	Babe, I told you about him.	Babe, I told you about him.
233	00:11:53,629	00:11:54,630	Yeah, well, you didn't tell me	Yeah, well, you didn't tell me
234	00:11:54,714	00:11:56,424	he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us.	he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us.
235	00:11:56,507	00:11:58,926	Well, it just kind of happened.	Well, it just kind of happened.
236	00:11:59,260	00:12:00,887	And I invited Lauren and Dan, too.	And I invited Lauren and Dan, too.
237	00:12:00,970	00:12:03,180	- What? - What? Their plans fell through.	- What? - What? Their plans fell through.
238	00:12:03,264	00:12:05,433	Well, I didn't know you were turning this into like a whole thing.	Well, I didn't know you were turning this into like a whole thing.
239	00:12:08,519	00:12:10,771	I can't believe you're seeing someone already.	I can't believe you're seeing someone already.
240	00:12:10,855	00:12:12,315	Don't you think it's a little quick to move on?	Don't you think it's a little quick to move on?
241	00:12:12,398	00:12:15,484	No. I don't believe in grieving.	No. I don't believe in grieving.
242	00:12:15,568	00:12:19,572	OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever.	OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever.
243	00:12:19,655	00:12:21,824	Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January--	Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January--
244	00:12:21,908	00:12:24,744	January 19th, 11 :11 a.m. I know when we broke up.	January 19th, 11 :11 a.m. I know when we broke up.
245	00:12:24,827	00:12:28,748	- It might be time to let that go. - I prefer to hang on and eat pie.	- It might be time to let that go. - I prefer to hang on and eat pie.
246	00:12:29,165	00:12:33,127	Which lines up perfectly with the holiday we agreed to spend together.	Which lines up perfectly with the holiday we agreed to spend together.
247	00:12:33,210	00:12:38,633	Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day stuffing my face with sugar and regret.	Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day stuffing my face with sugar and regret.
248	00:12:38,716	00:12:41,761	That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly!	That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly!
249	00:12:41,844	00:12:44,513	Sugar and regret. And football.	Sugar and regret. And football.
250	00:12:44,597	00:12:46,140	Well, I wanna celebrate.	Well, I wanna celebrate.
251	00:12:46,223	00:12:48,225	What is there to celebrate?	What is there to celebrate?
252	00:12:48,351	00:12:53,981	Um, having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce.	Um, having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce.
253	00:12:54,065	00:12:55,775	You haven't even filed yet.	You haven't even filed yet.
254	00:12:57,401	00:12:59,445	I've emotionally filed.	I've emotionally filed.
255	00:12:59,528	00:13:01,989	- Oh, that's the same. - [sighs]	- Oh, that's the same. - [sighs]
256	00:13:02,073	00:13:05,034	Well, it's great you can separate yourself from the past so quickly like that,	Well, it's great you can separate yourself from the past so quickly like that,
257	00:13:05,117	00:13:06,661	but I don't know if I can.	but I don't know if I can.
258	00:13:06,744	00:13:09,163	Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past,	Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past,
259	00:13:09,246	00:13:11,415	so I can enjoy the present.	so I can enjoy the present.
260	00:13:14,168	00:13:17,088	What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit.	What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit.
261	00:13:17,171	00:13:18,756	I am trying to enjoy the present, too.	I am trying to enjoy the present, too.
262	00:13:18,839	00:13:21,217	Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock.	Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock.
263	00:13:21,300	00:13:22,551	Uh...	Uh...
264	00:13:23,761	00:13:24,929	God, by this time last year,	God, by this time last year,
265	00:13:25,012	00:13:26,847	Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath	Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath
266	00:13:26,931	00:13:28,349	and read our poems to each other.	and read our poems to each other.
267	00:13:28,432	00:13:30,309	[chuckles] OK.	[chuckles] OK.
268	00:13:30,393	00:13:31,686	Oh, what? Why are you laughing?	Oh, what? Why are you laughing?
269	00:13:31,769	00:13:33,938	Uh, because the day after, she wouldn't let you out of the house	Uh, because the day after, she wouldn't let you out of the house
270	00:13:34,021	00:13:35,439	'cause you gained a few pounds.	'cause you gained a few pounds.
271	00:13:35,523	00:13:36,941	I know. She was complicated.	I know. She was complicated.
272	00:13:37,024	00:13:38,943	That's a nice way of putting it.	That's a nice way of putting it.
273	00:13:39,026	00:13:42,613	Look, you and I are very different people, and maybe you don't quite understand	Look, you and I are very different people, and maybe you don't quite understand
274	00:13:42,697	00:13:45,533	how powerful the connection can be between two women.	how powerful the connection can be between two women.
275	00:13:45,616	00:13:49,203	Abby, you're not the first person to have dated a woman after a man.	Abby, you're not the first person to have dated a woman after a man.
276	00:13:49,286	00:13:50,955	- Oprah did an episode on that... - Delivery.	- Oprah did an episode on that... - Delivery.
277	00:13:51,038	00:13:53,290	- ...like 10 years ago. - OK, great. Well, good for Oprah.	- ...like 10 years ago. - OK, great. Well, good for Oprah.
278	00:13:53,374	00:13:55,167	You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her.	You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her.
279	00:13:55,251	00:13:59,630	- Yo. You order a photo booth? - What? No!	- Yo. You order a photo booth? - What? No!
280	00:13:59,714	00:14:02,133	No. No, I didn't.	No. No, I didn't.
281	00:14:02,216	00:14:04,343	Says for a Jeff.	Says for a Jeff.
282	00:14:04,427	00:14:06,721	He didn't leave a credit card, so you'll have to give me one.	He didn't leave a credit card, so you'll have to give me one.
283	00:14:06,804	00:14:08,097	Oh, my God. OK, you know what?	Oh, my God. OK, you know what?
284	00:14:08,180	00:14:10,099	- I'm gonna go. - What?	- I'm gonna go. - What?
285	00:14:10,182	00:14:12,601	Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go,	Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go,
286	00:14:12,685	00:14:14,353	and it's not what we talked about, at all.	and it's not what we talked about, at all.
287	00:14:14,437	00:14:17,606	And that's OK, but it's also OK for me to not wanna be here.	And that's OK, but it's also OK for me to not wanna be here.
288	00:14:17,690	00:14:19,358	- Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it.	- Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it.
289	00:14:19,442	00:14:21,861	Whoa. Molly Erickson?	Whoa. Molly Erickson?
290	00:14:21,944	00:14:23,237	Yeah.	Yeah.
291	00:14:23,320	00:14:25,448	Shit. Now I know where you live.	Shit. Now I know where you live.
292	00:14:26,949	00:14:28,075	Where do you want it?	Where do you want it?
293	00:14:28,159	00:14:31,871	Um... Just put it in a corner away from the house.	Um... Just put it in a corner away from the house.
294	00:14:31,954	00:14:34,582	- I'll be right with you. - You got it.	- I'll be right with you. - You got it.
295	00:14:34,665	00:14:36,375	Why are you acting like I've done something wrong?	Why are you acting like I've done something wrong?
296	00:14:36,459	00:14:39,253	I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right?	I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right?
297	00:14:39,336	00:14:41,589	We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed.	We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed.
298	00:14:41,672	00:14:44,550	Forgive me if I don't want to sit around and eat my feelings while you, Jeff,	Forgive me if I don't want to sit around and eat my feelings while you, Jeff,
299	00:14:44,633	00:14:46,886	Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table.	Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table.
300	00:14:46,969	00:14:48,804	[courier] How do you wanna pay for this?	[courier] How do you wanna pay for this?
301	00:14:48,888	00:14:51,599	Have fun. Take lots of pictures.	Have fun. Take lots of pictures.
302	00:14:51,682	00:14:53,768	[sighs]	[sighs]
303	00:14:53,851	00:14:57,438	Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody.	Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody.
304	00:14:57,521	00:15:00,024	We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew.	We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew.
305	00:15:00,107	00:15:02,193	We got a sword for the knight in shining armor.	We got a sword for the knight in shining armor.
306	00:15:02,276	00:15:03,903	- Gotta a boa for-- - I won't be needing that.	- Gotta a boa for-- - I won't be needing that.
307	00:15:03,986	00:15:07,198	[laughing] My knight in shining armor is divorcing me.	[laughing] My knight in shining armor is divorcing me.
308	00:15:08,783	00:15:09,867	OK.	OK.
309	00:15:11,035	00:15:14,330	- Photographer should be here at-- - It's OK, you know. Shit happens.	- Photographer should be here at-- - It's OK, you know. Shit happens.
310	00:15:14,413	00:15:16,457	What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed?	What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed?
311	00:15:16,540	00:15:19,043	He didn't wanna be here. That's it. Go.	He didn't wanna be here. That's it. Go.
312	00:15:19,126	00:15:21,879	Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK.	Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK.
313	00:15:21,962	00:15:23,798	He left you after Pluto Raiders?	He left you after Pluto Raiders?
314	00:15:23,881	00:15:25,382	I thought you were great in that.	I thought you were great in that.
315	00:15:25,466	00:15:29,303	Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest, at the end of the day I'm just another	Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest, at the end of the day I'm just another
316	00:15:29,386	00:15:33,933	Hollywood prettiot who's running away from explosions and kissing the hot guy.	Hollywood prettiot who's running away from explosions and kissing the hot guy.
317	00:15:34,016	00:15:35,768	What? No way.	What? No way.
318	00:15:35,851	00:15:37,686	Your commitment in that fight scene	Your commitment in that fight scene
319	00:15:37,770	00:15:39,814	is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do.	is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do.
320	00:15:40,731	00:15:42,608	Thank you.	Thank you.
321	00:15:42,691	00:15:44,527	You know we did over a hundred takes of that.	You know we did over a hundred takes of that.
322	00:15:44,610	00:15:45,444	- Yeah? - Yeah.	- Yeah? - Yeah.
323	00:15:45,528	00:15:47,113	- Hey, were those real roosters? - Oh, yeah.	- Hey, were those real roosters? - Oh, yeah.
324	00:15:47,196	00:15:48,531	- I knew it. - Yeah.	- I knew it. - Yeah.
325	00:15:48,614	00:15:51,617	- You can't fake the real thing. - Oh, no, you really can't.	- You can't fake the real thing. - Oh, no, you really can't.
326	00:15:51,700	00:15:53,619	I'm sorry about your husband.	I'm sorry about your husband.
327	00:15:53,702	00:15:56,455	Oh, that's OK. You know, I'm not gonna cry about it.	Oh, that's OK. You know, I'm not gonna cry about it.
328	00:15:56,539	00:15:59,291	I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for.	I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for.
329	00:15:59,375	00:16:00,876	- That's great. - Anyway, it's all good.	- That's great. - Anyway, it's all good.
330	00:16:00,960	00:16:03,212	You know, sometimes you just gotta take your tits out	You know, sometimes you just gotta take your tits out
331	00:16:03,295	00:16:05,214	and celebrate how far you've come, right?	and celebrate how far you've come, right?
332	00:16:05,297	00:16:07,883	Please, don't take your tits out. I'm married.	Please, don't take your tits out. I'm married.
333	00:16:08,467	00:16:11,095	Did somebody say take your tits out?	Did somebody say take your tits out?
334	00:16:12,388	00:16:14,348	Hello. I'm Helen.	Hello. I'm Helen.
335	00:16:15,057	00:16:17,101	Mom, what are you doing here?	Mom, what are you doing here?
336	00:16:17,184	00:16:19,979	Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from.	Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from.
337	00:16:20,062	00:16:21,939	[chuckles] And her talent.	[chuckles] And her talent.
338	00:16:22,022	00:16:25,484	OK. Just sign here and you're all set.	OK. Just sign here and you're all set.
339	00:16:26,277	00:16:28,112	Right.	Right.
340	00:16:29,280	00:16:30,156	Thank you.	Thank you.
341	00:16:31,782	00:16:35,202	I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him.	I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him.
342	00:16:35,286	00:16:40,332	- So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course.	- So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course.
343	00:16:40,583	00:16:42,543	Just surprised to see you is all.	Just surprised to see you is all.
344	00:16:42,626	00:16:45,504	Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit.	Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit.
345	00:16:45,588	00:16:47,590	I know he was never crazy about me.	I know he was never crazy about me.
346	00:16:47,673	00:16:49,550	You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that?	You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that?
347	00:16:49,633	00:16:50,634	Well, I had to.	Well, I had to.
348	00:16:50,718	00:16:53,012	You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes.	You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes.
349	00:16:53,095	00:16:54,388	When was I crying to you?	When was I crying to you?
350	00:16:54,471	00:16:56,974	- When Michael left. - That was two months ago.	- When Michael left. - That was two months ago.
351	00:16:57,057	00:16:59,101	Well, I had to gather my things.	Well, I had to gather my things.
352	00:16:59,185	00:17:01,103	It took you two months to gather your things?	It took you two months to gather your things?
353	00:17:01,187	00:17:02,479	I have a lot of things.	I have a lot of things.
354	00:17:02,563	00:17:04,815	- Oh. - So, will you go get my bags?	- Oh. - So, will you go get my bags?
355	00:17:04,899	00:17:07,026	They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room.	They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room.
356	00:17:07,109	00:17:08,485	[groans] I'm so tired.	[groans] I'm so tired.
357	00:17:10,696	00:17:12,114	Motherfucker.	Motherfucker.
358	00:17:16,952	00:17:19,622	Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle AI?	Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle AI?
359	00:17:19,705	00:17:22,124	They live in Yorba Linda- That isn't too far from you.	They live in Yorba Linda- That isn't too far from you.
360	00:17:22,208	00:17:25,419	Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving with Aunt Tess and her moles.	Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving with Aunt Tess and her moles.
361	00:17:25,502	00:17:26,754	I won't be able to eat.	I won't be able to eat.
362	00:17:26,837	00:17:28,589	- [laughs] - Oh, just look the other way.	- [laughs] - Oh, just look the other way.
363	00:17:28,672	00:17:31,342	You can't look the other way. They're like right there in your face.	You can't look the other way. They're like right there in your face.
364	00:17:31,425	00:17:32,509	They look like the stuffing.	They look like the stuffing.
365	00:17:32,593	00:17:35,471	I don't wanna look the other way. I'm tired of pretending.	I don't wanna look the other way. I'm tired of pretending.
366	00:17:36,263	00:17:38,641	It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis.	It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis.
367	00:17:38,724	00:17:42,019	- That I am. - Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees,	- That I am. - Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees,
368	00:17:42,102	00:17:44,230	and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening	and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening
369	00:17:44,313	00:17:46,148	to Aunt Anna tell the story about	to Aunt Anna tell the story about
370	00:17:46,232	00:17:48,901	how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida.	how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida.
371	00:17:48,984	00:17:52,279	Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi?	Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi?
372	00:17:52,363	00:17:54,156	Hey, kiddo. How you doing?	Hey, kiddo. How you doing?
373	00:17:54,240	00:17:56,033	Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.	Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.
374	00:17:56,116	00:17:59,161	So, I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice out there, huh?	So, I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice out there, huh?
375	00:17:59,245	00:18:00,996	No, they're not, Uncle Sal.	No, they're not, Uncle Sal.
376	00:18:01,080	00:18:03,415	And those lesbian dating apps are the worst.	And those lesbian dating apps are the worst.
377	00:18:03,499	00:18:06,085	- You need a nice Italian man. - Oh, my...	- You need a nice Italian man. - Oh, my...
378	00:18:06,168	00:18:09,338	Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs.	Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs.
379	00:18:09,421	00:18:12,341	Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic.	Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic.
380	00:18:12,424	00:18:15,636	The last Italian man I dated threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal.	The last Italian man I dated threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal.
381	00:18:15,719	00:18:17,554	That ain't nothin'.	That ain't nothin'.
382	00:18:17,638	00:18:19,223	It's like how we say we need to talk.	It's like how we say we need to talk.
383	00:18:19,306	00:18:21,267	[Mom] Come here, and say hi to Abby, everybody.	[Mom] Come here, and say hi to Abby, everybody.
384	00:18:21,350	00:18:23,227	[Barbara] Wait, does that mean...	[Barbara] Wait, does that mean...
385	00:18:23,310	00:18:26,230	Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending.	Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending.
386	00:18:26,313	00:18:28,357	Aw, Bunny, you lonely?	Aw, Bunny, you lonely?
387	00:18:28,440	00:18:30,901	No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna.	No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna.
388	00:18:30,985	00:18:33,153	You know sometimes that relentless sunshine,	You know sometimes that relentless sunshine,
389	00:18:33,237	00:18:35,823	it can make you feel real lonely.	it can make you feel real lonely.
390	00:18:35,906	00:18:37,992	You want me to tell you your fortune?	You want me to tell you your fortune?
391	00:18:38,075	00:18:40,077	I'll tell ya if you're lonely.	I'll tell ya if you're lonely.
392	00:18:41,495	00:18:44,123	Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely.	Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely.
393	00:18:44,832	00:18:48,085	I'm not... I mean, I'm alone in this room.	I'm not... I mean, I'm alone in this room.
394	00:18:48,168	00:18:49,878	You know they say in Hollywood,	You know they say in Hollywood,
395	00:18:49,962	00:18:51,880	if you want a friend, you should get a dog.	if you want a friend, you should get a dog.
396	00:18:51,964	00:18:53,007	Oh, is that what they say?	Oh, is that what they say?
397	00:18:53,090	00:18:54,842	- Yeah. - They say that?	- Yeah. - They say that?
398	00:18:54,925	00:18:56,927	I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna.	I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna.
399	00:18:57,011	00:18:59,930	- Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not!	- Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not!
400	00:19:00,014	00:19:01,348	I'm trying to tell her she's lonely!	I'm trying to tell her she's lonely!
401	00:19:01,432	00:19:03,600	- We know she’s lonely. - Barb!	- We know she’s lonely. - Barb!
402	00:19:03,684	00:19:05,144	[Anna] I'm not gonna have it with you today!	[Anna] I'm not gonna have it with you today!
403	00:19:05,227	00:19:06,770	Please don’t get upset- We haven't even...	Please don’t get upset- We haven't even...
404	00:19:06,854	00:19:08,522	Get an abandoned dog, because they will	Get an abandoned dog, because they will
405	00:19:08,605	00:19:10,316	- love you forever. - That's true.	- love you forever. - That's true.
406	00:19:10,399	00:19:11,734	- Unlike this fucking family- - Remember Monkey?	- Unlike this fucking family- - Remember Monkey?
407	00:19:11,817	00:19:13,235	- That little dog we had? - Oh, my God.	- That little dog we had? - Oh, my God.
408	00:19:13,319	00:19:15,237	Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone.	Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone.
409	00:19:15,321	00:19:16,488	- Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner.	- Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner.
410	00:19:16,572	00:19:19,366	- I love you. You look a little pale. - Oh, my God.	- I love you. You look a little pale. - Oh, my God.
411	00:19:19,450	00:19:20,576	- She does look pale- - But I love you.	- She does look pale- - But I love you.
412	00:19:20,659	00:19:22,536	- She doesn't it’s the camera. - And I like your hair.	- She doesn't it’s the camera. - And I like your hair.
413	00:19:22,619	00:19:24,705	- We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good.	- We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good.
414	00:19:24,788	00:19:27,499	She looks really good, and by-.. OK, I'll just text you later.	She looks really good, and by-.. OK, I'll just text you later.
415	00:19:27,583	00:19:29,418	So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK?	So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK?
416	00:19:29,501	00:19:30,878	- And I'll text you. - You shoulda come home.	- And I'll text you. - You shoulda come home.
417	00:19:31,628	00:19:32,796	- You know what? - You shoulda come home.	- You know what? - You shoulda come home.
418	00:19:32,880	00:19:36,717	I'm gonna say this just once- Just today, Ma. Ma's right.	I'm gonna say this just once- Just today, Ma. Ma's right.
419	00:19:36,800	00:19:38,719	- You shoulda just come home, Ab. - Thank you.	- You shoulda just come home, Ab. - Thank you.
420	00:19:38,802	00:19:42,097	- [melancholic music] - [phone beeps off]	- [melancholic music] - [phone beeps off]
421	00:19:46,352	00:19:48,896	♪ Do you remember♪	♪ Do you remember♪
422	00:19:48,979	00:19:50,689	♪ Making love on a hill ♪	♪ Making love on a hill ♪
423	00:19:50,773	00:19:53,442	♪ At the top of Topanga? ♪	♪ At the top of Topanga? ♪
424	00:19:53,525	00:19:56,320	♪ Do you remember♪	♪ Do you remember♪
425	00:19:56,403	00:19:58,030	♪ A handful of pills ♪	♪ A handful of pills ♪
426	00:19:58,113	00:20:00,741	♪ On a midnight adventure? ♪	♪ On a midnight adventure? ♪
427	00:20:01,241	00:20:03,118	♪ I do ♪	♪ I do ♪
428	00:20:03,202	00:20:05,204	♪ I do ♪	♪ I do ♪
429	00:20:10,584	00:20:12,795	Look, I am sorry I surprised you.	Look, I am sorry I surprised you.
430	00:20:12,878	00:20:15,339	But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked.	But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked.
431	00:20:15,422	00:20:18,550	Oh, well, you know, it'd be nice to have the option.	Oh, well, you know, it'd be nice to have the option.
432	00:20:18,634	00:20:21,595	So, I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you.	So, I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you.
433	00:20:21,678	00:20:24,556	- I never said you were a horrible mother. - [phone buzzes]	- I never said you were a horrible mother. - [phone buzzes]
434	00:20:27,518	00:20:28,519	Shit.	Shit.
435	00:20:28,602	00:20:30,312	- What is it? - [sighs]	- What is it? - [sighs]
436	00:20:30,396	00:20:34,983	Lauren invited someone for Abby. And my agent Rick.	Lauren invited someone for Abby. And my agent Rick.
437	00:20:35,192	00:20:37,236	And Claire fucking Bortles.	And Claire fucking Bortles.
438	00:20:37,319	00:20:40,155	Good. You need to have your friends around you.	Good. You need to have your friends around you.
439	00:20:41,031	00:20:42,157	Where's Abby?	Where's Abby?
440	00:20:42,241	00:20:45,035	She was here earlier, but we got in a weird argument	She was here earlier, but we got in a weird argument
441	00:20:45,119	00:20:46,203	because I invited Jeff.	because I invited Jeff.
442	00:20:46,286	00:20:49,915	Why shouldn't you invite Jeff? He's your lover.	Why shouldn't you invite Jeff? He's your lover.
443	00:20:51,291	00:20:54,420	Can you not say it like that? That grosses me out.	Can you not say it like that? That grosses me out.
444	00:20:54,503	00:20:56,338	Abby's really not coming?	Abby's really not coming?
445	00:20:56,422	00:20:59,550	No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah.	No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah.
446	00:20:59,633	00:21:02,511	- That's sad. - Yeah, it is.	- That's sad. - Yeah, it is.
447	00:21:04,721	00:21:07,349	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
448	00:21:08,725	00:21:11,186	- Where are you going? - To get her.	- Where are you going? - To get her.
449	00:21:11,270	00:21:13,021	She shouldn't be alone today.	She shouldn't be alone today.
450	00:21:13,105	00:21:14,815	Leave the baby with me.	Leave the baby with me.
451	00:21:14,898	00:21:16,525	I've done this before, you know.	I've done this before, you know.
452	00:21:16,608	00:21:19,236	I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me.	I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me.
453	00:21:26,201	00:21:27,578	Hi.	Hi.
454	00:21:28,287	00:21:30,539	Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls	Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls
455	00:21:30,622	00:21:32,207	while I'm eating my turkey.	while I'm eating my turkey.
456	00:21:33,459	00:21:36,545	- I can make that promise. - Great.	- I can make that promise. - Great.
457	00:21:37,254	00:21:40,632	[exclaims] The day's looking better already.	[exclaims] The day's looking better already.
458	00:21:40,716	00:21:43,969	- Hi, Eden. - [Helen] Molly, bring back some vodka.	- Hi, Eden. - [Helen] Molly, bring back some vodka.
459	00:21:44,052	00:21:44,970	Is that Helen?	Is that Helen?
460	00:21:46,221	00:21:47,639	- Ooh. - Surprise visit.	- Ooh. - Surprise visit.
461	00:21:47,723	00:21:48,974	Oh, fun.	Oh, fun.
462	00:21:58,692	00:22:00,402	I'm excited to meet your friends.	I'm excited to meet your friends.
463	00:22:00,486	00:22:02,362	- [Rick] Knock, knock, knock! - Hey!	- [Rick] Knock, knock, knock! - Hey!
464	00:22:02,446	00:22:03,614	- Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.	- Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.
465	00:22:03,697	00:22:05,324	- How are you? - Wow!	- How are you? - Wow!
466	00:22:05,407	00:22:06,992	Good, hi.	Good, hi.
467	00:22:07,075	00:22:08,619	You look incredible.	You look incredible.
468	00:22:08,702	00:22:10,162	I feel like I have to come close.	I feel like I have to come close.
469	00:22:10,245	00:22:12,039	- It's so incredible. - Thank you.	- It's so incredible. - Thank you.
470	00:22:12,122	00:22:15,000	After all of that damage and awful shit	After all of that damage and awful shit
471	00:22:15,083	00:22:17,377	that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd.	that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd.
472	00:22:17,461	00:22:18,754	- It's all OK. - What a walking turd.	- It's all OK. - What a walking turd.
473	00:22:18,837	00:22:19,838	It's all good.	It's all good.
474	00:22:19,922	00:22:21,048	- You look incredible. - I'm good.	- You look incredible. - I'm good.
475	00:22:21,131	00:22:22,716	Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff. I'm the new boyfriend.	Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff. I'm the new boyfriend.
476	00:22:22,799	00:22:24,009	- Great, I'm Rick. - Hi, nice to meet you.	- Great, I'm Rick. - Hi, nice to meet you.
477	00:22:24,092	00:22:25,260	Ooh, ow, Jeff.	Ooh, ow, Jeff.
478	00:22:25,344	00:22:26,762	- Brianne. - Oh, lovely.	- Brianne. - Oh, lovely.
479	00:22:26,845	00:22:29,097	- Is that short for like Richard? - It's just Rick.	- Is that short for like Richard? - It's just Rick.
480	00:22:29,181	00:22:30,224	- [Jeff] It's just Rick. - It's just Rick.	- [Jeff] It's just Rick. - It's just Rick.
481	00:22:30,307	00:22:33,143	Yeah. No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof.	Yeah. No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof.
482	00:22:33,227	00:22:34,228	[Jeff] Oh, yeah.	[Jeff] Oh, yeah.
483	00:22:34,311	00:22:36,230	I don't know how they do it across the pond over there.	I don't know how they do it across the pond over there.
484	00:22:36,313	00:22:37,481	- Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah.	- Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah.
485	00:22:37,564	00:22:39,066	How hot is my wife?	How hot is my wife?
486	00:22:39,149	00:22:41,109	I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what?	I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what?
487	00:22:41,193	00:22:43,654	- Jeff? - You look wonderful.	- Jeff? - You look wonderful.
488	00:22:43,737	00:22:45,447	- [Jeff] OK. - [nonsensical mumbling]	- [Jeff] OK. - [nonsensical mumbling]
489	00:22:45,531	00:22:46,573	Yeah.	Yeah.
490	00:22:47,741	00:22:50,077	Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy.	Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy.
491	00:22:50,160	00:22:52,037	Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi.	Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi.
492	00:22:52,120	00:22:54,414	I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it. I love gravy.	I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it. I love gravy.
493	00:22:54,498	00:22:55,832	Not all of it.	Not all of it.
494	00:22:56,375	00:22:57,918	Happy Thanksgiving!	Happy Thanksgiving!
495	00:22:58,001	00:23:00,420	- Gus. Wow. Hi. - Hi.	- Gus. Wow. Hi. - Hi.
496	00:23:00,504	00:23:01,797	I wasn't expecting you.	I wasn't expecting you.
497	00:23:01,880	00:23:04,424	- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK.	- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK.
498	00:23:04,508	00:23:05,842	I'm glad she did, because you know what?	I'm glad she did, because you know what?
499	00:23:05,926	00:23:07,803	This time of the year's always really hard for me,	This time of the year's always really hard for me,
500	00:23:07,886	00:23:08,887	'cause I hate my family.	'cause I hate my family.
501	00:23:08,971	00:23:13,100	You know, my father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife.	You know, my father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife.
502	00:23:13,183	00:23:15,477	My other brother, he's still missing.	My other brother, he's still missing.
503	00:23:15,561	00:23:17,020	- He's still missing? - Yeah, he is.	- He's still missing? - Yeah, he is.
504	00:23:17,104	00:23:18,689	- Hi! - Hi.	- Hi! - Hi.
505	00:23:18,772	00:23:21,149	- I'm Helen. - Are we kissing?	- I'm Helen. - Are we kissing?
506	00:23:21,233	00:23:22,859	[laughing] Who's this?	[laughing] Who's this?
507	00:23:22,943	00:23:25,404	- My mother. - Oh, your mother. Oh...	- My mother. - Oh, your mother. Oh...
508	00:23:25,487	00:23:26,822	Oh, it's a baby!	Oh, it's a baby!
509	00:23:26,905	00:23:28,991	- I'm gonna walk away from the baby. - You know what, Abby is in the kitchen,	- I'm gonna walk away from the baby. - You know what, Abby is in the kitchen,
510	00:23:29,074	00:23:30,409	so why don't you put the food in the kitchen.	so why don't you put the food in the kitchen.
511	00:23:30,492	00:23:33,203	And, Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag?	And, Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag?
512	00:23:33,287	00:23:34,830	Oh, why don't you relax?	Oh, why don't you relax?
513	00:23:34,913	00:23:37,207	I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper	I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper
514	00:23:37,291	00:23:38,792	and you turned out OK-ish.	and you turned out OK-ish.
515	00:23:38,875	00:23:40,085	OK, can I have him, please?	OK, can I have him, please?
516	00:23:40,168	00:23:43,213	No, no, he's fine. I have him under control.	No, no, he's fine. I have him under control.
517	00:23:43,297	00:23:45,799	I would just like to hold my child, that's all.	I would just like to hold my child, that's all.
518	00:23:45,882	00:23:49,011	- Oh. All right, fine. - Jeez.	- Oh. All right, fine. - Jeez.
519	00:23:49,469	00:23:50,887	Hi.	Hi.
520	00:23:50,971	00:23:53,515	But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty.	But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty.
521	00:23:53,599	00:23:56,351	- I want you to have the whole day off. - OK.	- I want you to have the whole day off. - OK.
522	00:23:56,935	00:23:59,980	- You want a little bit? - No, we're not gonna have a little bit.	- You want a little bit? - No, we're not gonna have a little bit.
523	00:24:00,063	00:24:01,189	- Mom. - Oh, later.	- Mom. - Oh, later.
524	00:24:01,273	00:24:03,692	Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18.	Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18.
525	00:24:04,651	00:24:05,819	- Wow, OK. - OK.	- Wow, OK. - OK.
526	00:24:05,902	00:24:06,820	Yeah, are you good?	Yeah, are you good?
527	00:24:06,903	00:24:08,280	- Ready? - Yeah.	- Ready? - Yeah.
528	00:24:08,822	00:24:10,866	[exhales] Let's do this.	[exhales] Let's do this.
529	00:24:11,575	00:24:16,079	Uh... guys. Hey, guys. Guys!	Uh... guys. Hey, guys. Guys!
530	00:24:16,163	00:24:18,540	If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought	If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought
531	00:24:18,624	00:24:21,418	and the cook time, there's no guarantee it'll make the table.	and the cook time, there's no guarantee it'll make the table.
532	00:24:21,501	00:24:22,669	All right? Just help me out.	All right? Just help me out.
533	00:24:22,753	00:24:24,546	Yeah, help her out, people. This is serious.	Yeah, help her out, people. This is serious.
534	00:24:24,630	00:24:25,714	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
535	00:24:25,797	00:24:28,008	It is serious, even though Molly isn't.	It is serious, even though Molly isn't.
536	00:24:28,925	00:24:30,761	Vegan green bean casserole.	Vegan green bean casserole.
537	00:24:30,844	00:24:32,679	Oh, great. Thirty minutes before?	Oh, great. Thirty minutes before?
538	00:24:32,763	00:24:34,139	Yeah, give or take.	Yeah, give or take.
539	00:24:34,222	00:24:36,725	I love you yelling at your friends. What's your sign?	I love you yelling at your friends. What's your sign?
540	00:24:36,808	00:24:39,227	- Uh, Pisces. - Oh, nice.	- Uh, Pisces. - Oh, nice.
541	00:24:39,311	00:24:40,312	What sign are you?	What sign are you?
542	00:24:40,395	00:24:42,272	I'm a triple Capricorn.	I'm a triple Capricorn.
543	00:24:42,356	00:24:45,150	Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner	Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner
544	00:24:45,233	00:24:48,111	with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain.	with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain.
545	00:24:48,195	00:24:53,325	Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks is obviously a plus.	Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks is obviously a plus.
546	00:24:53,408	00:24:56,119	A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath.	A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath.
547	00:24:56,203	00:24:59,956	And intense, intense, intense cuddling.	And intense, intense, intense cuddling.
548	00:25:01,792	00:25:03,919	I just, I'm just not...	I just, I'm just not...
549	00:25:04,002	00:25:06,463	I'm just not ready to get back out there. You know what I mean?	I'm just not ready to get back out there. You know what I mean?
550	00:25:06,546	00:25:10,676	I'm just very closed off. Very damaged inside.	I'm just very closed off. Very damaged inside.
551	00:25:10,759	00:25:12,302	Oh, I totally understand that.	Oh, I totally understand that.
552	00:25:12,386	00:25:16,181	Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me is consent. Absolutely.	Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me is consent. Absolutely.
553	00:25:16,264	00:25:18,725	- Yeah. Where's the bathroom? - It's through there.	- Yeah. Where's the bathroom? - It's through there.
554	00:25:18,809	00:25:19,768	Great. I gotta adjust.	Great. I gotta adjust.
555	00:25:19,851	00:25:21,061	- Cool. OK. - Thanks.	- Cool. OK. - Thanks.
556	00:25:21,144	00:25:22,521	You're very pretty.	You're very pretty.
557	00:25:22,604	00:25:24,523	You're looking good.	You're looking good.
558	00:25:24,606	00:25:27,818	[inaudible mumbling]	[inaudible mumbling]
559	00:25:29,361	00:25:30,946	We've been married for a month and a half.	We've been married for a month and a half.
560	00:25:31,029	00:25:32,155	Oh, amazing.	Oh, amazing.
561	00:25:32,239	00:25:33,907	We met four months ago and married a month and a half.	We met four months ago and married a month and a half.
562	00:25:33,990	00:25:35,784	- Oh, that's incredible. - I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid.	- Oh, that's incredible. - I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid.
563	00:25:35,867	00:25:37,619	Yeah, that's fast.	Yeah, that's fast.
564	00:25:37,703	00:25:39,204	Yeah, you see tits like that and you're like, gotta have 'em,	Yeah, you see tits like that and you're like, gotta have 'em,
565	00:25:39,287	00:25:40,956	- gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em. - Yeah.	- gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em. - Yeah.
566	00:25:41,039	00:25:43,959	And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine,	And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine,
567	00:25:44,042	00:25:45,085	you put it on the gums.	you put it on the gums.
568	00:25:45,168	00:25:46,670	Did you hear that? His brother's missing.	Did you hear that? His brother's missing.
569	00:25:46,753	00:25:48,338	Seven years. He hasn't seen him.	Seven years. He hasn't seen him.
570	00:25:48,422	00:25:50,048	Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though.	Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though.
571	00:25:50,132	00:25:52,342	When he went missing, did he have his cell?	When he went missing, did he have his cell?
572	00:25:52,676	00:25:53,885	No, he...	No, he...
573	00:25:53,969	00:25:56,138	Apparently he was naked at first.	Apparently he was naked at first.
574	00:25:56,221	00:25:57,931	- Right. - Yeah.	- Right. - Yeah.
575	00:25:58,098	00:26:01,226	What was the context when he went missing if he was naked?	What was the context when he went missing if he was naked?
576	00:26:01,309	00:26:02,686	Well, he was at Costco.	Well, he was at Costco.
577	00:26:02,769	00:26:05,772	Um, they asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub,	Um, they asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub,
578	00:26:05,856	00:26:07,482	but he just stripped down.	but he just stripped down.
579	00:26:07,566	00:26:09,443	He was off his meds. I should have prefaced it with that.	He was off his meds. I should have prefaced it with that.
580	00:26:09,526	00:26:11,862	- He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah.	- He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah.
581	00:26:11,945	00:26:13,530	And they were still figuring out which ones work.	And they were still figuring out which ones work.
582	00:26:13,613	00:26:16,700	From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy.	From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy.
583	00:26:16,783	00:26:18,410	- Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt.	- Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt.
584	00:26:18,493	00:26:19,786	- OK. - In Seattle.	- OK. - In Seattle.
585	00:26:19,870	00:26:21,830	I love Seattle.	I love Seattle.
586	00:26:21,913	00:26:26,585	Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five, which is a ways away, it's only 2:15,	Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five, which is a ways away, it's only 2:15,
587	00:26:26,668	00:26:33,258	so just feel free to like leave this area, mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever.	so just feel free to like leave this area, mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever.
588	00:26:33,341	00:26:35,302	In other words, get the fuck out.	In other words, get the fuck out.
589	00:26:35,385	00:26:37,220	Pretty much. In a nice...	Pretty much. In a nice...
590	00:26:37,304	00:26:39,097	These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes,	These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes,
591	00:26:39,181	00:26:40,932	and then they need to be basted every other minute.	and then they need to be basted every other minute.
592	00:26:41,016	00:26:43,643	- Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself.	- Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself.
593	00:26:43,727	00:26:45,395	- Hey, you! - [Molly] Yeah?	- Hey, you! - [Molly] Yeah?
594	00:26:45,479	00:26:47,397	Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me?	Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me?
595	00:26:47,481	00:26:50,108	- How do you know she's a lesbian? - Oh, man, I don't know.	- How do you know she's a lesbian? - Oh, man, I don't know.
596	00:26:50,192	00:26:52,652	- She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did.	- She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did.
597	00:26:52,736	00:26:55,280	Maybe Lauren did. Who cares?	Maybe Lauren did. Who cares?
598	00:26:55,363	00:26:57,449	She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying.	She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying.
599	00:26:57,532	00:27:00,035	OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken.	OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken.
600	00:27:00,118	00:27:02,704	So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together	So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together
601	00:27:02,788	00:27:05,415	because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more.	because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more.
602	00:27:05,499	00:27:06,625	Oh, great.	Oh, great.
603	00:27:06,708	00:27:08,543	- OK, also... - What?	- OK, also... - What?
604	00:27:08,627	00:27:11,046	I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK?	I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK?
605	00:27:11,129	00:27:13,673	Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving,	Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving,
606	00:27:13,757	00:27:16,009	like eating turkey through a tube or something?	like eating turkey through a tube or something?
607	00:27:16,092	00:27:19,095	Just look at your phone or pretend to be deep in thought or something like that.	Just look at your phone or pretend to be deep in thought or something like that.
608	00:27:19,179	00:27:21,473	I'm not gonna pretend today. OK?	I'm not gonna pretend today. OK?
609	00:27:21,556	00:27:25,477	[nonsensical mumbling]	[nonsensical mumbling]
610	00:27:25,560	00:27:26,686	Come on!	Come on!
611	00:27:26,770	00:27:27,646	So smooth.	So smooth.
612	00:27:28,563	00:27:30,774	Oh, who is this? I'm Helen.	Oh, who is this? I'm Helen.
613	00:27:30,857	00:27:34,361	- Oh, the perfect family's here. Great. - Oh, trust me, they're not perfect.	- Oh, the perfect family's here. Great. - Oh, trust me, they're not perfect.
614	00:27:34,444	00:27:36,446	Well, they always get through their problems,	Well, they always get through their problems,
615	00:27:36,530	00:27:39,032	and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other.	and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other.
616	00:27:39,115	00:27:40,450	They're infuriating.	They're infuriating.
617	00:27:40,534	00:27:42,619	- Hi. - Hey!	- Hi. - Hey!
618	00:27:45,664	00:27:48,166	- Hi. - Hi, cutie.	- Hi. - Hi, cutie.
619	00:27:48,250	00:27:49,876	I was just saying how annoying you guys are	I was just saying how annoying you guys are
620	00:27:49,960	00:27:51,503	'cause you always get through your problems.	'cause you always get through your problems.
621	00:27:51,586	00:27:53,213	Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other	Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other
622	00:27:53,296	00:27:56,132	and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey.	and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey.
623	00:27:56,216	00:27:58,510	- Or two. - She is raring to go today.	- Or two. - She is raring to go today.
624	00:27:58,593	00:28:00,846	[chuckles] I'm on kid duty.	[chuckles] I'm on kid duty.
625	00:28:00,929	00:28:02,681	Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun.	Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun.
626	00:28:02,764	00:28:04,474	Today is all mine.	Today is all mine.
627	00:28:05,684	00:28:07,018	Hey, how are you?	Hey, how are you?
628	00:28:07,102	00:28:09,688	These are my kids.	These are my kids.
629	00:28:09,771	00:28:12,315	So, how's the Brit?	So, how's the Brit?
630	00:28:12,399	00:28:15,819	- Really big... heart. - Oh.	- Really big... heart. - Oh.
631	00:28:15,902	00:28:18,488	- Massive... heart. - OK.	- Massive... heart. - OK.
632	00:28:18,572	00:28:21,032	- You what I mean? - That's not where your heart is.	- You what I mean? - That's not where your heart is.
633	00:28:21,116	00:28:22,617	Photo! Everybody together.	Photo! Everybody together.
634	00:28:22,701	00:28:23,618	[Abby] OK. Oh!	[Abby] OK. Oh!
635	00:28:23,702	00:28:24,619	Good idea.	Good idea.
636	00:28:24,703	00:28:26,621	- Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden.	- Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden.
637	00:28:29,291	00:28:31,042	Stay right here.	Stay right here.
638	00:28:31,835	00:28:32,836	All right!	All right!
639	00:28:33,336	00:28:35,213	- Smile! - Smile! Cheese.	- Smile! - Smile! Cheese.
640	00:28:35,297	00:28:36,339	Good, one more.	Good, one more.
641	00:28:36,423	00:28:38,466	Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth.	Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth.
642	00:28:38,758	00:28:40,635	- Later, maybe. - Yeah, yeah.	- Later, maybe. - Yeah, yeah.
643	00:28:40,719	00:28:43,096	What good is this photo without you in it, Helen?	What good is this photo without you in it, Helen?
644	00:28:43,179	00:28:44,222	Come on. Am I right?	Come on. Am I right?
645	00:28:44,306	00:28:46,516	- [Helen] You made it! - Hey.	- [Helen] You made it! - Hey.
646	00:28:47,851	00:28:49,644	- Hi. - You guys want a drink?	- Hi. - You guys want a drink?
647	00:28:49,728	00:28:51,479	- Isn't that... - [Abby] Yeah.	- Isn't that... - [Abby] Yeah.
648	00:28:51,563	00:28:52,564	[Molly] Yes, it is.	[Molly] Yes, it is.
649	00:28:52,647	00:28:54,232	He looks even better in person.	He looks even better in person.
650	00:28:54,316	00:28:56,860	It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff.	It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff.
651	00:28:56,943	00:28:59,821	I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did.	I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did.
652	00:29:00,030	00:29:02,991	I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me,	I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me,
653	00:29:03,074	00:29:04,659	so I had to invite him.	so I had to invite him.
654	00:29:05,368	00:29:06,328	Wow.	Wow.
655	00:29:06,411	00:29:07,621	- Hi. - Hi.	- Hi. - Hi.
656	00:29:07,704	00:29:09,456	I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch her with her ex-boyfriend.	I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch her with her ex-boyfriend.
657	00:29:09,539	00:29:11,416	Who's this little guy? That your son?	Who's this little guy? That your son?
658	00:29:11,499	00:29:13,209	- Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful.	- Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful.
659	00:29:13,293	00:29:15,337	- Thank you. - Congrats.	- Thank you. - Congrats.
660	00:29:15,921	00:29:18,632	Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin.	Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin.
661	00:29:19,549	00:29:22,302	Michael? Oh, really?	Michael? Oh, really?
662	00:29:22,427	00:29:24,846	No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche.	No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche.
663	00:29:24,930	00:29:26,556	Well, you would know.	Well, you would know.
664	00:29:26,640	00:29:27,474	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
665	00:29:27,557	00:29:28,725	Hey, there.	Hey, there.
666	00:29:28,808	00:29:30,477	- I know you. - Hey.	- I know you. - Hey.
667	00:29:30,560	00:29:32,562	I used to watch your show all the time.	I used to watch your show all the time.
668	00:29:32,646	00:29:33,605	Thanks so much.	Thanks so much.
669	00:29:33,688	00:29:36,107	Watching you out there in the world living your best life.	Watching you out there in the world living your best life.
670	00:29:36,191	00:29:38,276	- Yeah. - Big old muscles.	- Yeah. - Big old muscles.
671	00:29:39,444	00:29:41,446	- Taking names. - OK.	- Taking names. - OK.
672	00:29:41,529	00:29:43,573	I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance.	I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance.
673	00:29:43,657	00:29:44,616	- No problem. - OK.	- No problem. - OK.
674	00:29:44,699	00:29:48,495	[speaking in foreign language]	[speaking in foreign language]
675	00:29:48,578	00:29:49,537	Everything OK?	Everything OK?
676	00:29:49,621	00:29:51,706	Yeah, fine. We'll be right back.	Yeah, fine. We'll be right back.
677	00:29:51,873	00:29:53,750	We're gonna need a bigger boat.	We're gonna need a bigger boat.
678	00:29:54,459	00:29:56,753	Why would you invite him without asking me?	Why would you invite him without asking me?
679	00:29:56,836	00:29:59,756	Oh, you two were so good together.	Oh, you two were so good together.
680	00:29:59,839	00:30:02,008	He was almost as bad as Michael.	He was almost as bad as Michael.
681	00:30:02,092	00:30:04,219	Well, he made a mistake.	Well, he made a mistake.
682	00:30:04,302	00:30:05,762	He cheated on me!	He cheated on me!
683	00:30:05,845	00:30:08,098	You were two young Hollywood actors.	You were two young Hollywood actors.
684	00:30:08,181	00:30:09,891	Who wouldn't cheat in that situation?	Who wouldn't cheat in that situation?
685	00:30:10,016	00:30:11,518	I wouldn't. I didn't.	I wouldn't. I didn't.
686	00:30:11,601	00:30:13,603	Well, you were always weird that way.	Well, you were always weird that way.
687	00:30:13,687	00:30:16,481	Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband.	Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband.
688	00:30:16,564	00:30:19,150	Variety is the spice of life.	Variety is the spice of life.
689	00:30:19,651	00:30:21,486	And I like spicy.	And I like spicy.
690	00:30:21,569	00:30:23,238	Don't you think it would have been courteous	Don't you think it would have been courteous
691	00:30:23,321	00:30:24,572	to let me know that he was coming?	to let me know that he was coming?
692	00:30:24,656	00:30:27,951	I tried to, but Jeff was always around and...	I tried to, but Jeff was always around and...
693	00:30:28,034	00:30:30,996	Oh, and then I had to freshen up. I had to pick out my shoes.	Oh, and then I had to freshen up. I had to pick out my shoes.
694	00:30:31,079	00:30:33,039	And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah.	And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah.
695	00:30:33,123	00:30:34,624	- And here we are. - OK, well you know what?	- And here we are. - OK, well you know what?
696	00:30:34,708	00:30:37,002	We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah, and here we are over the years.	We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah, and here we are over the years.
697	00:30:37,085	00:30:39,671	Can we just keep them to a minimum today?	Can we just keep them to a minimum today?
698	00:30:39,754	00:30:41,256	Then we are in agreement.	Then we are in agreement.
699	00:30:41,339	00:30:45,218	I was only thinking about my grandson's future.	I was only thinking about my grandson's future.
700	00:30:45,301	00:30:46,678	Well, so am I.	Well, so am I.
701	00:30:46,761	00:30:49,264	And I am very proud of you for that.	And I am very proud of you for that.
702	00:30:50,056	00:30:53,351	Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words.	Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words.
703	00:30:53,435	00:30:55,478	Especially not in a row like that.	Especially not in a row like that.
704	00:30:55,562	00:30:57,188	No, I am serious.	No, I am serious.
705	00:30:57,272	00:31:00,108	You got right back on that horse.	You got right back on that horse.
706	00:31:00,191	00:31:03,319	And that shows that you had strength.	And that shows that you had strength.
707	00:31:03,403	00:31:06,156	Remember after Ed, who would have thought	Remember after Ed, who would have thought
708	00:31:06,239	00:31:08,616	that I would meet Silverio the very next week?	that I would meet Silverio the very next week?
709	00:31:08,700	00:31:11,411	- You went on a singles cruise. - Well, even so.	- You went on a singles cruise. - Well, even so.
710	00:31:11,494	00:31:13,788	OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK?	OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK?
711	00:31:13,872	00:31:16,082	[Helen] And he satisfies you and everything?	[Helen] And he satisfies you and everything?
712	00:31:16,166	00:31:18,168	- Yes. - And you are lubricated?	- Yes. - And you are lubricated?
713	00:31:18,251	00:31:21,046	Oh, God. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you.	Oh, God. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you.
714	00:31:21,129	00:31:24,090	Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there	Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there
715	00:31:24,174	00:31:26,051	after they've had a child. Not me, of course.	after they've had a child. Not me, of course.
716	00:31:26,134	00:31:28,595	But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil.	But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil.
717	00:31:28,678	00:31:30,805	Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil.	Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil.
718	00:31:30,889	00:31:34,309	- Great. - Oh, darling, you're so tense.	- Great. - Oh, darling, you're so tense.
719	00:31:34,392	00:31:36,227	You need a drink. Come on.	You need a drink. Come on.
720	00:31:37,270	00:31:38,271	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
721	00:31:38,605	00:31:40,523	♪ Come on over to my house ♪	♪ Come on over to my house ♪
722	00:31:40,607	00:31:42,734	♪ And let's have some fun ♪	♪ And let's have some fun ♪
723	00:31:42,817	00:31:45,028	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪
724	00:31:45,111	00:31:46,654	Shark attack.	Shark attack.
725	00:31:46,738	00:31:50,492	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪
726	00:31:50,575	00:31:51,826	- Cheers! - Cheers!	- Cheers! - Cheers!
727	00:31:57,040	00:31:59,375	Oh, hey, guys. Oh, wow.	Oh, hey, guys. Oh, wow.
728	00:31:59,459	00:32:01,795	Yeah, when did you take these?	Yeah, when did you take these?
729	00:32:01,920	00:32:04,130	When you were doing shots, Mommy.	When you were doing shots, Mommy.
730	00:32:04,214	00:32:05,757	- Oh, OK. - I'm hungry.	- Oh, OK. - I'm hungry.
731	00:32:05,840	00:32:06,883	- Oh, sweetheart. - Me too.	- Oh, sweetheart. - Me too.
732	00:32:06,966	00:32:09,886	Yeah. Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon.	Yeah. Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon.
733	00:32:09,969	00:32:10,929	I'd tell you to go check,	I'd tell you to go check,
734	00:32:11,012	00:32:12,931	but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen.	but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen.
735	00:32:13,014	00:32:15,058	You wanna play for a little bit longer, and then we'll go together?	You wanna play for a little bit longer, and then we'll go together?
736	00:32:15,183	00:32:16,392	- Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye.	- Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye.
737	00:32:16,476	00:32:18,520	[Gus] Sweet. You two want to have kids?	[Gus] Sweet. You two want to have kids?
738	00:32:18,603	00:32:21,815	- Oh... - No... Maybe.	- Oh... - No... Maybe.
739	00:32:21,898	00:32:23,399	We don't know. We're not sure.	We don't know. We're not sure.
740	00:32:23,483	00:32:25,068	[Brianne] I want a whole horde of them. I really do.	[Brianne] I want a whole horde of them. I really do.
741	00:32:25,151	00:32:27,112	- Yeah? - Yeah. She's found religion again,	- Yeah? - Yeah. She's found religion again,
742	00:32:27,195	00:32:28,822	so she's been doing this whole praise thing.	so she's been doing this whole praise thing.
743	00:32:28,905	00:32:30,698	I'm not religious. It's for the holiday.	I'm not religious. It's for the holiday.
744	00:32:30,782	00:32:33,118	- [inaudible mumbling] - Sweat lodge?	- [inaudible mumbling] - Sweat lodge?
745	00:32:33,868	00:32:35,078	[inaudible mumbling]	[inaudible mumbling]
746	00:32:35,161	00:32:36,496	Oh, sit home.	Oh, sit home.
747	00:32:36,579	00:32:38,164	[inaudible mumbling]	[inaudible mumbling]
748	00:32:38,248	00:32:39,207	Cinnamon.	Cinnamon.
749	00:32:39,290	00:32:41,584	- Very specific type. - I know. I know.	- Very specific type. - I know. I know.
750	00:32:41,668	00:32:42,710	She's, look, I mean,	She's, look, I mean,
751	00:32:42,794	00:32:44,129	- she's got a good heart. - Hey.	- she's got a good heart. - Hey.
752	00:32:44,337	00:32:45,588	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
753	00:32:45,672	00:32:48,299	Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff?	Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff?
754	00:32:48,383	00:32:50,343	- Boyfriend. No. - Hi, how you doing?	- Boyfriend. No. - Hi, how you doing?
755	00:32:50,426	00:32:53,388	- I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude. - Yeah, you too.	- I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude. - Yeah, you too.
756	00:32:55,306	00:32:57,350	How do you guys know each other?	How do you guys know each other?
757	00:32:57,433	00:32:59,519	- I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend.	- I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend.
758	00:33:00,436	00:33:03,439	Oh. Cool. Cool, cool. Yeah, yeah.	Oh. Cool. Cool, cool. Yeah, yeah.
759	00:33:03,523	00:33:07,986	Oh, so I don't need to tell you just how thankful I am for this one today.	Oh, so I don't need to tell you just how thankful I am for this one today.
760	00:33:08,069	00:33:09,988	This one? Nah. [groans]	This one? Nah. [groans]
761	00:33:10,071	00:33:11,114	[Molly] Oh, please.	[Molly] Oh, please.
762	00:33:11,197	00:33:12,740	- Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross. Really?	- Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross. Really?
763	00:33:12,824	00:33:13,950	- Yeah. - I don't know about that.	- Yeah. - I don't know about that.
764	00:33:14,033	00:33:16,035	I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that.	I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that.
765	00:33:16,119	00:33:17,829	I had allergies that are insane.	I had allergies that are insane.
766	00:33:17,912	00:33:19,080	- Maybe still do. - You know that.	- Maybe still do. - You know that.
767	00:33:19,164	00:33:20,748	- You were the one that was crying a lot. - Really, allergies?	- You were the one that was crying a lot. - Really, allergies?
768	00:33:20,832	00:33:21,749	Yeah, allergies.	Yeah, allergies.
769	00:33:21,833	00:33:24,002	- Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude.	- Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude.
770	00:33:24,085	00:33:26,671	Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up?	Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up?
771	00:33:26,963	00:33:28,423	- [Gunnar] That'd be great. - OK.	- [Gunnar] That'd be great. - OK.
772	00:33:28,506	00:33:30,592	Yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that.	Yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that.
773	00:33:30,675	00:33:31,968	Oh, and plus I bought some fish.	Oh, and plus I bought some fish.
774	00:33:32,051	00:33:34,470	I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers.	I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers.
775	00:33:34,554	00:33:36,514	- Capers? - You gonna make that for me?	- Capers? - You gonna make that for me?
776	00:33:36,598	00:33:38,266	- All for you. - Aw.	- All for you. - Aw.
777	00:33:38,349	00:33:39,767	I love ceviche.	I love ceviche.
778	00:33:40,268	00:33:44,147	I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile.	I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile.
779	00:33:44,230	00:33:45,732	Ooh, stalker.	Ooh, stalker.
780	00:33:45,815	00:33:49,068	And I am going to stalk every inch of you.	And I am going to stalk every inch of you.
781	00:33:49,152	00:33:50,445	That's weird.	That's weird.
782	00:33:50,528	00:33:51,487	OK.	OK.
783	00:33:51,571	00:33:53,072	Good to meet you, dude.	Good to meet you, dude.
784	00:33:53,156	00:33:54,407	You too, Jeff.	You too, Jeff.
785	00:33:56,409	00:33:57,744	What?	What?
786	00:33:57,827	00:33:59,370	You don't get to say anything.	You don't get to say anything.
787	00:33:59,454	00:34:01,247	He is adorable.	He is adorable.
788	00:34:01,331	00:34:03,541	Does he make you a scone in the morning?	Does he make you a scone in the morning?
789	00:34:03,625	00:34:05,793	[scoffs] He is a lovely human being.	[scoffs] He is a lovely human being.
790	00:34:05,877	00:34:07,462	I bet he is.	I bet he is.
791	00:34:11,758	00:34:14,010	So you kept in touch with Helen, huh?	So you kept in touch with Helen, huh?
792	00:34:14,093	00:34:15,970	Yeah, Helen's the best.	Yeah, Helen's the best.
793	00:34:16,679	00:34:20,308	And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you.	And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you.
794	00:34:21,434	00:34:24,812	Yeah, well, it's good to see you, too.	Yeah, well, it's good to see you, too.
795	00:34:25,647	00:34:27,523	I have to admit, it's a bit weird.	I have to admit, it's a bit weird.
796	00:34:27,607	00:34:28,691	You know what, it's a lot weird.	You know what, it's a lot weird.
797	00:34:28,775	00:34:29,984	- Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that.	- Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that.
798	00:34:30,068	00:34:31,778	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
799	00:34:32,028	00:34:33,988	Hey, you ever hear that old quote?	Hey, you ever hear that old quote?
800	00:34:34,072	00:34:37,533	To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid.	To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid.
801	00:34:37,617	00:34:39,702	- Nope, never heard it. - Yeah, it's a good one.	- Nope, never heard it. - Yeah, it's a good one.
802	00:34:40,453	00:34:43,373	And how's that working out for you, old man?	And how's that working out for you, old man?
803	00:34:43,456	00:34:44,958	I'll let you know in the morning.	I'll let you know in the morning.
804	00:34:45,041	00:34:46,000	- Oh. - Mm.	- Oh. - Mm.
805	00:34:46,084	00:34:47,752	Oh... OK.	Oh... OK.
806	00:34:47,835	00:34:49,254	- Like that. - That's bold.	- Like that. - That's bold.
807	00:34:49,337	00:34:50,546	- Is it? - Yeah.	- Is it? - Yeah.
808	00:34:50,922	00:34:52,882	You might wanna just cool that off a little.	You might wanna just cool that off a little.
809	00:34:52,966	00:34:53,800	OK.	OK.
810	00:34:53,883	00:34:55,301	- Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure.	- Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure.
811	00:34:55,385	00:34:56,886	- Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me? A little skinny dip?	- Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me? A little skinny dip?
812	00:34:56,970	00:34:58,179	[Molly] Nope.	[Molly] Nope.
813	00:34:59,347	00:35:01,182	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪
814	00:35:03,851	00:35:07,188	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪
815	00:35:08,398	00:35:10,191	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪	♪ Gonna have a house party ♪
816	00:35:13,152	00:35:15,071	Thirty, flirty and what?	Thirty, flirty and what?
817	00:35:15,196	00:35:16,364	Dirty.	Dirty.
818	00:35:16,739	00:35:21,619	You: Into Palo-Santo wood, watching sex trafficking documentaries,	You: Into Palo-Santo wood, watching sex trafficking documentaries,
819	00:35:21,703	00:35:23,037	and piss play.	and piss play.
820	00:35:23,121	00:35:25,790	Me: A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup,	Me: A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup,
821	00:35:25,873	00:35:29,794	into playful punching, femmes that scratch, and sharing dessert.	into playful punching, femmes that scratch, and sharing dessert.
822	00:35:30,878	00:35:36,050	You know, you seem really great, but, dirt really makes me anxious, you know?	You know, you seem really great, but, dirt really makes me anxious, you know?
823	00:35:36,134	00:35:37,510	We'll talk about it later.	We'll talk about it later.
824	00:35:37,593	00:35:38,886	- All right. - See you outside.	- All right. - See you outside.
825	00:35:38,970	00:35:40,513	Not if I see you first outside.	Not if I see you first outside.
826	00:35:40,596	00:35:41,514	- Oh. - Oh, hello.	- Oh. - Oh, hello.
827	00:35:41,597	00:35:44,434	- Sorry. - [crying]	- Sorry. - [crying]
828	00:35:46,436	00:35:48,187	- Oh. - Oh. Sorry.	- Oh. - Oh. Sorry.
829	00:35:48,271	00:35:49,939	I got the stuff, thanks.	I got the stuff, thanks.
830	00:35:50,023	00:35:52,400	Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche.	Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche.
831	00:35:52,483	00:35:55,111	I understand, but I have zero time for a debate on this.	I understand, but I have zero time for a debate on this.
832	00:35:55,194	00:35:57,864	Not looking to debate. I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt.	Not looking to debate. I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt.
833	00:35:57,947	00:36:00,116	But you can just take off your shirt. OK?	But you can just take off your shirt. OK?
834	00:36:05,747	00:36:07,915	- Hey. - Hey.	- Hey. - Hey.
835	00:36:09,584	00:36:11,794	I'm just checking in on the little guy.	I'm just checking in on the little guy.
836	00:36:11,961	00:36:14,088	[Abby] Aw, that's so sweet.	[Abby] Aw, that's so sweet.
837	00:36:14,172	00:36:16,382	- Yeah. - So tiny.	- Yeah. - So tiny.
838	00:36:17,050	00:36:18,259	Yeah.	Yeah.
839	00:36:18,343	00:36:21,637	- And so cute. - Mm.	- And so cute. - Mm.
840	00:36:21,763	00:36:24,307	She has to keep him alive the whole time?	She has to keep him alive the whole time?
841	00:36:25,308	00:36:27,352	Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal.	Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal.
842	00:36:27,435	00:36:29,604	But how does that even work, like...?	But how does that even work, like...?
843	00:36:29,687	00:36:32,148	What if, like, one of these little fucking pom-poms	What if, like, one of these little fucking pom-poms
844	00:36:32,231	00:36:34,150	falls into his mouth while he's sleeping, you know what I mean?	falls into his mouth while he's sleeping, you know what I mean?
845	00:36:34,233	00:36:38,279	Or like, the window's open and it blows like a wasp in or something?	Or like, the window's open and it blows like a wasp in or something?
846	00:36:38,363	00:36:40,198	Did you see My Girl?	Did you see My Girl?
847	00:36:40,281	00:36:41,699	- Um... - Or like what if...	- Um... - Or like what if...
848	00:36:41,783	00:36:44,827	Didn't I read a thing where you have to put them on their backs to go to sleep?	Didn't I read a thing where you have to put them on their backs to go to sleep?
849	00:36:44,911	00:36:46,329	Like what if he throws up and--	Like what if he throws up and--
850	00:36:46,412	00:36:49,248	OK. He's gonna be all right.	OK. He's gonna be all right.
851	00:36:49,874	00:36:53,044	- I am not so sure about you, but... - Oh, yeah. I don't know.	- I am not so sure about you, but... - Oh, yeah. I don't know.
852	00:36:53,127	00:36:55,088	Molly knows what he needs.	Molly knows what he needs.
853	00:36:55,880	00:36:57,465	She knows what she needs, too.	She knows what she needs, too.
854	00:36:57,548	00:37:01,135	Yeah, well, I think some quiet time and reflection is what she needs.	Yeah, well, I think some quiet time and reflection is what she needs.
855	00:37:01,219	00:37:03,805	I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs.	I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs.
856	00:37:03,888	00:37:05,515	I think you might be talking about yourself.	I think you might be talking about yourself.
857	00:37:05,598	00:37:07,183	I think you might be right.	I think you might be right.
858	00:37:08,976	00:37:11,604	Thank God you guys are in here.	Thank God you guys are in here.
859	00:37:12,563	00:37:14,190	Hey, why is Jeff topless?	Hey, why is Jeff topless?
860	00:37:14,273	00:37:17,902	Oh, f... Oh, my God. I was being facetious.	Oh, f... Oh, my God. I was being facetious.
861	00:37:17,985	00:37:18,986	Wait, Jeff's topless?	Wait, Jeff's topless?
862	00:37:19,070	00:37:20,238	[Molly] Mm-hm.	[Molly] Mm-hm.
863	00:37:20,321	00:37:21,572	I miss everything.	I miss everything.
864	00:37:21,656	00:37:23,533	Well, you're not missing much.	Well, you're not missing much.
865	00:37:23,616	00:37:24,534	I mean...	I mean...
866	00:37:24,617	00:37:26,786	That's like the Statue of David in there.	That's like the Statue of David in there.
867	00:37:26,869	00:37:28,204	OK.	OK.
868	00:37:32,834	00:37:35,837	Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff?	Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff?
869	00:37:35,920	00:37:38,131	And we haven't even had our appetizers yet.	And we haven't even had our appetizers yet.
870	00:37:38,756	00:37:42,301	Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt.	Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt.
871	00:37:42,385	00:37:45,346	Right. And I'm wearing underwear.	Right. And I'm wearing underwear.
872	00:37:47,723	00:37:52,478	So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours.	So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours.
873	00:37:52,562	00:37:53,980	It sounds fascinating.	It sounds fascinating.
874	00:37:54,063	00:37:56,983	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
875	00:37:57,066	00:37:58,776	Well, can I be honest?	Well, can I be honest?
876	00:37:58,860	00:37:59,861	[Helen] Oh, please.	[Helen] Oh, please.
877	00:37:59,944	00:38:02,738	Do what I find really fascinating, Helen?	Do what I find really fascinating, Helen?
878	00:38:03,739	00:38:04,991	No, what?	No, what?
879	00:38:05,074	00:38:08,536	How truly amazing I think your daughter is.	How truly amazing I think your daughter is.
880	00:38:08,619	00:38:10,997	Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's great.	Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's great.
881	00:38:11,581	00:38:13,499	And look, I want you to know,	And look, I want you to know,
882	00:38:13,583	00:38:18,004	I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy in every way I can.	I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy in every way I can.
883	00:38:18,087	00:38:22,091	Like physically and emotionally, spiritually,	Like physically and emotionally, spiritually,
884	00:38:22,175	00:38:24,969	environmentally, audibly, nutritionally.	environmentally, audibly, nutritionally.
885	00:38:25,970	00:38:28,806	- Financially? - Yes.	- Financially? - Yes.
886	00:38:28,890	00:38:31,017	Although, you should also know,	Although, you should also know,
887	00:38:31,100	00:38:33,853	I don't really work in the financial world.	I don't really work in the financial world.
888	00:38:33,936	00:38:37,398	Oh, well, no one ever said you had to work in the financial world.	Oh, well, no one ever said you had to work in the financial world.
889	00:38:37,482	00:38:38,566	Good. Yeah.	Good. Yeah.
890	00:38:38,649	00:38:41,027	'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money.	'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money.
891	00:38:41,319	00:38:43,696	- Oh, not at all? - No.	- Oh, not at all? - No.
892	00:38:44,322	00:38:47,200	And... what do you live on?	And... what do you live on?
893	00:38:47,992	00:38:50,411	Good question. Simple answer.	Good question. Simple answer.
894	00:38:50,495	00:38:52,663	Philanthropy takes care of my life.	Philanthropy takes care of my life.
895	00:38:53,581	00:38:58,711	Oh! And how does philanthropy do that?	Oh! And how does philanthropy do that?
896	00:38:58,794	00:39:02,548	Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities,	Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities,
897	00:39:02,632	00:39:05,384	the charity then floats me money.	the charity then floats me money.
898	00:39:06,093	00:39:08,304	- Floats? - Mm-hmm.	- Floats? - Mm-hmm.
899	00:39:08,387	00:39:09,514	Floats.	Floats.
900	00:39:11,933	00:39:13,643	[all laughing]	[all laughing]
901	00:39:13,726	00:39:16,604	You know what, if guys love anal so much, they should be willing to get anal.	You know what, if guys love anal so much, they should be willing to get anal.
902	00:39:16,687	00:39:18,773	OK. That's never gonna happen.	OK. That's never gonna happen.
903	00:39:18,856	00:39:19,941	No, you know actually,	No, you know actually,
904	00:39:20,024	00:39:22,401	Dan does like a little something in his butt every once in a while.	Dan does like a little something in his butt every once in a while.
905	00:39:22,485	00:39:23,653	- Really? - What?	- Really? - What?
906	00:39:23,736	00:39:25,988	You know, a little thumb action while he's watching SportsCenter.	You know, a little thumb action while he's watching SportsCenter.
907	00:39:26,072	00:39:27,406	[laughing]	[laughing]
908	00:39:27,490	00:39:29,450	You know, I really used to love it,	You know, I really used to love it,
909	00:39:29,534	00:39:32,119	but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it.	but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it.
910	00:39:32,203	00:39:33,371	No.	No.
911	00:39:33,454	00:39:37,917	I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty.	I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty.
912	00:39:38,000	00:39:41,295	- Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick	- Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick
913	00:39:41,379	00:39:42,672	who looked good on paper.	who looked good on paper.
914	00:39:42,755	00:39:45,299	Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore.	Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore.
915	00:39:45,383	00:39:46,926	So, thank God for that.	So, thank God for that.
916	00:39:47,009	00:39:48,636	- Mm-hmm. - Guys.	- Mm-hmm. - Guys.
917	00:39:48,719	00:39:50,763	- I mean, I don't want to be this friend. - [Abby] What?	- I mean, I don't want to be this friend. - [Abby] What?
918	00:39:50,846	00:39:53,432	But, we have a lot to be thankful for today.	But, we have a lot to be thankful for today.
919	00:39:53,516	00:39:56,477	[groans] Do we?	[groans] Do we?
920	00:39:56,561	00:39:59,355	I mean, kids, and families, husbands.	I mean, kids, and families, husbands.
921	00:39:59,438	00:40:00,731	I have none of those things.	I have none of those things.
922	00:40:00,815	00:40:04,026	- And friends. - I don't know about husband, but friends.	- And friends. - I don't know about husband, but friends.
923	00:40:04,110	00:40:05,027	Good friends.	Good friends.
924	00:40:05,111	00:40:06,988	- Fine. - And...	- Fine. - And...
925	00:40:09,532	00:40:10,575	These.	These.
926	00:40:10,658	00:40:12,201	- What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries?	- What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries?
927	00:40:12,285	00:40:14,912	They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries.	They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries.
928	00:40:14,996	00:40:16,080	They're shrooms.	They're shrooms.
929	00:40:16,163	00:40:18,082	- Oh, my God. - Oh, shit.	- Oh, my God. - Oh, shit.
930	00:40:19,041	00:40:20,459	They're micro-doses.	They're micro-doses.
931	00:40:20,543	00:40:21,794	I got them from Claire.	I got them from Claire.
932	00:40:21,877	00:40:23,004	She's a shaman now.	She's a shaman now.
933	00:40:23,087	00:40:25,006	- Claire Bortles? - [Lauren] Yeah.	- Claire Bortles? - [Lauren] Yeah.
934	00:40:25,089	00:40:27,258	- Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified.	- Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified.
935	00:40:27,341	00:40:30,344	From where? That doesn't make sense. From where?	From where? That doesn't make sense. From where?
936	00:40:30,428	00:40:32,263	Just please tell me it was an online class.	Just please tell me it was an online class.
937	00:40:32,346	00:40:34,307	Anyway... Who's in?	Anyway... Who's in?
938	00:40:34,390	00:40:36,517	- Hmm? - [Abby] You?	- Hmm? - [Abby] You?
939	00:40:38,185	00:40:40,938	Maybe when the little one goes down for the night.	Maybe when the little one goes down for the night.
940	00:40:41,022	00:40:42,023	All right.	All right.
941	00:40:42,857	00:40:44,317	No, there it is.	No, there it is.
942	00:40:44,400	00:40:45,401	Come on, Abs.	Come on, Abs.
943	00:40:45,484	00:40:47,153	Oh, God. I...	Oh, God. I...
944	00:40:47,236	00:40:48,988	No. You know what?	No. You know what?
945	00:40:49,071	00:40:51,616	I'm gonna stay in this dimension today, or I'll burn the cornbread.	I'm gonna stay in this dimension today, or I'll burn the cornbread.
946	00:40:51,699	00:40:52,992	- Oh, come on. - [Abby] It mustn't be burned.	- Oh, come on. - [Abby] It mustn't be burned.
947	00:40:53,075	00:40:54,035	Who cares about the cornbread?	Who cares about the cornbread?
948	00:40:54,118	00:40:55,578	I care about the cornbread.	I care about the cornbread.
949	00:40:55,661	00:40:57,163	[Molly] OK. OK.	[Molly] OK. OK.
950	00:40:57,246	00:41:00,166	I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun.	I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun.
951	00:41:01,292	00:41:03,044	See you later.	See you later.
952	00:41:03,127	00:41:04,462	See ya later.	See ya later.
953	00:41:04,545	00:41:06,756	See y'all the other side, heifers.	See y'all the other side, heifers.
954	00:41:06,839	00:41:08,424	Just hand me your bra when you're ready.	Just hand me your bra when you're ready.
955	00:41:08,507	00:41:11,177	- This bra's coming off in seconds. - Oh, I know it is.	- This bra's coming off in seconds. - Oh, I know it is.
956	00:41:11,260	00:41:13,095	They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you.	They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you.
957	00:41:13,179	00:41:14,263	Why do we even wear them?	Why do we even wear them?
958	00:41:14,347	00:41:15,681	- I mean... - I hate them so much.	- I mean... - I hate them so much.
959	00:41:15,765	00:41:17,016	I don't, I just let mine run free.	I don't, I just let mine run free.
960	00:41:17,099	00:41:19,310	Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave.	Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave.
961	00:41:19,393	00:41:21,479	Mine are like...	Mine are like...
962	00:41:21,562	00:41:23,939	Meh...	Meh...
963	00:41:24,023	00:41:26,192	[laughing]	[laughing]
964	00:41:26,275	00:41:28,027	[upbeat music playing]	[upbeat music playing]
965	00:41:34,533	00:41:36,994	♪ I ain't got no problems ♪	♪ I ain't got no problems ♪
966	00:41:37,078	00:41:39,372	♪ That's for real ♪	♪ That's for real ♪
967	00:41:39,455	00:41:40,539	♪ Ain't got no drama ♪	♪ Ain't got no drama ♪
968	00:41:40,623	00:41:43,250	- Do you like basketball? - No, I don't like balls of any kind.	- Do you like basketball? - No, I don't like balls of any kind.
969	00:41:43,334	00:41:44,335	Hear that.	Hear that.
970	00:41:47,797	00:41:50,174	Oh, you are... You are gone.	Oh, you are... You are gone.
971	00:41:50,257	00:41:51,884	Here we go, coming in hot.	Here we go, coming in hot.
972	00:41:51,967	00:41:52,968	There you go.	There you go.
973	00:41:53,052	00:41:54,595	- Thank you. - You're welcome. Sorry.	- Thank you. - You're welcome. Sorry.
974	00:41:54,679	00:41:57,932	Hey, Molly. Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff?	Hey, Molly. Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff?
975	00:41:58,015	00:41:59,850	Well, with the money he makes,	Well, with the money he makes,
976	00:41:59,934	00:42:02,561	he's obviously going to be a stay-at-home dad.	he's obviously going to be a stay-at-home dad.
977	00:42:02,645	00:42:04,230	He might as well get used to it.	He might as well get used to it.
978	00:42:04,313	00:42:06,482	How do you know how much money he makes?	How do you know how much money he makes?
979	00:42:06,565	00:42:07,900	I think it's obvious.	I think it's obvious.
980	00:42:07,983	00:42:10,194	- Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah.	- Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah.
981	00:42:12,196	00:42:14,782	I think you're pretty obvious.	I think you're pretty obvious.
982	00:42:14,865	00:42:15,991	How so?	How so?
983	00:42:16,075	00:42:17,451	Why'd you come here today?	Why'd you come here today?
984	00:42:17,535	00:42:19,036	- What? - "What?"	- What? - "What?"
985	00:42:19,120	00:42:22,206	Did you hear I was going through a divorce and you thought you'd swoop in?	Did you hear I was going through a divorce and you thought you'd swoop in?
986	00:42:22,289	00:42:23,749	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.
987	00:42:23,833	00:42:25,167	- Yeah? - Yeah, totally.	- Yeah? - Yeah, totally.
988	00:42:25,251	00:42:26,711	Well, you're a little bit too late.	Well, you're a little bit too late.
989	00:42:26,794	00:42:29,714	Yeah, you're telling me. Wow. Move fast.	Yeah, you're telling me. Wow. Move fast.
990	00:42:29,797	00:42:33,342	- Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time. - Mm-hm.	- Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time. - Mm-hm.
991	00:42:33,426	00:42:35,553	Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time.	Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time.
992	00:42:35,636	00:42:37,596	- Is there though? - Oh-ho...	- Is there though? - Oh-ho...
993	00:42:37,680	00:42:41,142	That is rich coming from you. Get outta here.	That is rich coming from you. Get outta here.
994	00:42:41,225	00:42:43,853	- We all need to grow up sometime. - Oh, OK.	- We all need to grow up sometime. - Oh, OK.
995	00:42:43,936	00:42:45,271	And you've grown up?	And you've grown up?
996	00:42:45,354	00:42:46,814	Yeah, I have. You can't tell?	Yeah, I have. You can't tell?
997	00:42:46,897	00:42:47,815	- Not really. - The beard.	- Not really. - The beard.
998	00:42:47,898	00:42:50,568	- Oh, you're a grown up. - Grown-ups get married and they--	- Oh, you're a grown up. - Grown-ups get married and they--
999	00:42:50,651	00:42:52,153	Yeah, they do. Some of them do.	Yeah, they do. Some of them do.
1000	00:42:52,236	00:42:53,946	- And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK?	- And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK?
1001	00:42:54,029	00:42:56,198	- I'm gonna go take some pictures. - Yeah.	- I'm gonna go take some pictures. - Yeah.
1002	00:42:59,285	00:43:00,703	So, that's me in a nutshell.	So, that's me in a nutshell.
1003	00:43:00,786	00:43:02,830	You're either into it or you're not.	You're either into it or you're not.
1004	00:43:02,913	00:43:05,458	We might be too similar.	We might be too similar.
1005	00:43:06,375	00:43:09,712	You, me in an underground bunker.	You, me in an underground bunker.
1006	00:43:09,795	00:43:12,548	Thirty-two year old aspiring witch looking for someone	Thirty-two year old aspiring witch looking for someone
1007	00:43:12,631	00:43:15,593	to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience,	to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience,
1008	00:43:15,676	00:43:18,846	plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse.	plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse.
1009	00:43:18,929	00:43:20,347	Also... brunch.	Also... brunch.
1010	00:43:20,431	00:43:24,602	Will always be the first to say namaste, unless you're a greedy corporate pig,	Will always be the first to say namaste, unless you're a greedy corporate pig,
1011	00:43:24,685	00:43:27,104	then I'd drop kick you and be on my way.	then I'd drop kick you and be on my way.
1012	00:43:28,689	00:43:30,399	Have you tried the green bean casserole?	Have you tried the green bean casserole?
1013	00:43:30,483	00:43:32,401	Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it.	Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it.
1014	00:43:34,403	00:43:35,571	These organic?	These organic?
1015	00:43:37,281	00:43:38,365	Maybe.	Maybe.
1016	00:43:38,449	00:43:40,159	I love a woman that can cook.	I love a woman that can cook.
1017	00:43:40,242	00:43:43,662	I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got...	I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got...
1018	00:43:44,038	00:43:45,498	Never mind.	Never mind.
1019	00:43:45,581	00:43:48,834	See, you... I'm terrible at... I can't do it.	See, you... I'm terrible at... I can't do it.
1020	00:43:50,461	00:43:51,629	What time is it?	What time is it?
1021	00:43:52,713	00:43:55,424	- Fuck, these are taking too long. - [Jeff] Huh?	- Fuck, these are taking too long. - [Jeff] Huh?
1022	00:43:55,508	00:43:58,093	This is gonna push everything back. These are taking too long.	This is gonna push everything back. These are taking too long.
1023	00:43:58,177	00:43:59,386	- [phone ringing] - We need to make space.	- [phone ringing] - We need to make space.
1024	00:43:59,470	00:44:01,096	There's a phone going here.	There's a phone going here.
1025	00:44:01,180	00:44:02,723	- Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.	- Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1026	00:44:02,807	00:44:04,350	- Who is it? - Barb.	- Who is it? - Barb.
1027	00:44:04,433	00:44:07,561	Oh, God. It's my sister. Can you just play with this?	Oh, God. It's my sister. Can you just play with this?
1028	00:44:07,645	00:44:09,730	And rearrange some shit so that heats up more.	And rearrange some shit so that heats up more.
1029	00:44:09,814	00:44:11,690	- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb?	- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb?
1030	00:44:11,774	00:44:15,820	[Anna] When we hit the Georgia state line, I just give him a look.	[Anna] When we hit the Georgia state line, I just give him a look.
1031	00:44:15,903	00:44:18,447	I undo his belt buckle, then he does his--	I undo his belt buckle, then he does his--
1032	00:44:18,531	00:44:20,866	What is happening? Barb?	What is happening? Barb?
1033	00:44:20,950	00:44:25,454	[Anna] I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool."	[Anna] I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool."
1034	00:44:25,538	00:44:28,415	Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face!	Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face!
1035	00:44:28,499	00:44:31,460	[Anna] And I jerk him off like a jackhammer.	[Anna] And I jerk him off like a jackhammer.
1036	00:44:31,544	00:44:32,628	Oh, my God.	Oh, my God.
1037	00:44:33,879	00:44:35,130	[Anna] It's so fucking...	[Anna] It's so fucking...
1038	00:44:35,214	00:44:36,841	All right, well, I'm hanging up!	All right, well, I'm hanging up!
1039	00:44:36,924	00:44:39,885	- You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!	- You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
1040	00:44:39,969	00:44:42,137	Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else and so...	Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else and so...
1041	00:44:42,221	00:44:45,099	Are you not even... Are you look...	Are you not even... Are you look...
1042	00:44:45,391	00:44:46,976	Oh.	Oh.
1043	00:44:47,059	00:44:48,853	Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view.	Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view.
1044	00:44:48,936	00:44:52,565	I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance.	I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance.
1045	00:44:53,482	00:44:54,859	[scoffs]	[scoffs]
1046	00:44:54,942	00:44:57,695	Well, if you won't have him, I will.	Well, if you won't have him, I will.
1047	00:45:02,032	00:45:04,201	This is, this is... I wrote this.	This is, this is... I wrote this.
1048	00:45:04,285	00:45:05,327	You wrote this one?	You wrote this one?
1049	00:45:05,411	00:45:06,495	Gunnar.	Gunnar.
1050	00:45:07,872	00:45:09,206	You want to dance?	You want to dance?
1051	00:45:09,290	00:45:10,416	[upbeat Latin music]	[upbeat Latin music]
1052	00:45:10,499	00:45:12,793	Oh, of course. Excuse me.	Oh, of course. Excuse me.
1053	00:45:15,296	00:45:16,297	Ooh...	Ooh...
1054	00:45:17,172	00:45:18,424	Ooh.	Ooh.
1055	00:45:21,510	00:45:22,636	Ready?	Ready?
1056	00:45:24,638	00:45:26,932	[laughing]	[laughing]
1057	00:45:29,268	00:45:30,895	Ooh.	Ooh.
1058	00:45:30,978	00:45:34,106	OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby.	OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby.
1059	00:45:34,231	00:45:36,400	OK, this is done.	OK, this is done.
1060	00:45:36,483	00:45:38,068	Yep. This too.	Yep. This too.
1061	00:45:38,152	00:45:40,029	OK, so we need to get out everything that's done,	OK, so we need to get out everything that's done,
1062	00:45:40,112	00:45:42,114	and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven.	and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven.
1063	00:45:42,197	00:45:43,657	Will that not just dry everything out?	Will that not just dry everything out?
1064	00:45:43,741	00:45:44,950	Well, what other option do we have?	Well, what other option do we have?
1065	00:45:45,034	00:45:46,744	[groaning]	[groaning]
1066	00:45:47,036	00:45:48,037	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
1067	00:45:48,120	00:45:49,038	OK, nice.	OK, nice.
1068	00:45:49,121	00:45:50,164	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
1069	00:45:51,790	00:45:52,875	Hey.	Hey.
1070	00:45:56,754	00:45:58,422	This is so much fun.	This is so much fun.
1071	00:45:59,131	00:46:01,383	This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams.	This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams.
1072	00:46:03,260	00:46:05,721	Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on?	Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on?
1073	00:46:05,804	00:46:06,805	You tell him.	You tell him.
1074	00:46:06,889	00:46:08,015	I'm gonna go check on the baby.	I'm gonna go check on the baby.
1075	00:46:08,098	00:46:09,642	Oh, no, no, I wanna come.	Oh, no, no, I wanna come.
1076	00:46:09,725	00:46:12,394	- Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs. - Oh, yeah.	- Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs. - Oh, yeah.
1077	00:46:14,563	00:46:16,231	You could come back with a shirt on.	You could come back with a shirt on.
1078	00:46:16,315	00:46:18,067	That'd be a cool thing to do.	That'd be a cool thing to do.
1079	00:46:18,150	00:46:20,653	[upbeat music]	[upbeat music]
1080	00:46:23,447	00:46:25,741	♪ And then you hear this sound ♪	♪ And then you hear this sound ♪
1081	00:46:37,169	00:46:41,048	[singing in Spanish]	[singing in Spanish]
1082	00:46:52,142	00:46:55,437	♪ And then you hear this sound ♪	♪ And then you hear this sound ♪
1083	00:47:18,544	00:47:20,045	- [woman] Abby. - [groans]	- [woman] Abby. - [groans]
1084	00:47:20,129	00:47:21,505	Happy Thanksgiving.	Happy Thanksgiving.
1085	00:47:21,588	00:47:24,216	Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire.	Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire.
1086	00:47:24,299	00:47:30,597	Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust.	Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust.
1087	00:47:30,681	00:47:34,143	Mmm, yum. Mmm.	Mmm, yum. Mmm.
1088	00:47:34,226	00:47:36,645	Um, I just came to see if there's anything	Um, I just came to see if there's anything
1089	00:47:36,729	00:47:37,980	- I can do to help. - What's with the scarf?	- I can do to help. - What's with the scarf?
1090	00:47:38,063	00:47:39,898	Is your hair cold?	Is your hair cold?
1091	00:47:39,982	00:47:42,234	Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now.	Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now.
1092	00:47:42,317	00:47:44,820	I actually prefer the term sha-woman.	I actually prefer the term sha-woman.
1093	00:47:44,903	00:47:48,282	Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire.	Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire.
1094	00:47:48,365	00:47:49,992	You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through	You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through
1095	00:47:50,075	00:47:52,286	- kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm.	- kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm.
1096	00:47:52,369	00:47:55,039	I just wanna tell you that I am at your service	I just wanna tell you that I am at your service
1097	00:47:55,122	00:47:58,459	all the time in love and gratitude.	all the time in love and gratitude.
1098	00:47:58,542	00:48:01,962	Oh! [laughing]	Oh! [laughing]
1099	00:48:02,046	00:48:03,630	What's funny?	What's funny?
1100	00:48:03,714	00:48:06,091	[clears throat] Well, I mean, you know.	[clears throat] Well, I mean, you know.
1101	00:48:07,009	00:48:08,010	Come on.	Come on.
1102	00:48:08,093	00:48:09,762	Come on what?	Come on what?
1103	00:48:09,845	00:48:12,347	Shamans are from Peru. OK?	Shamans are from Peru. OK?
1104	00:48:12,431	00:48:13,891	Not San Bernardino.	Not San Bernardino.
1105	00:48:14,767	00:48:15,809	What is this?	What is this?
1106	00:48:15,893	00:48:18,437	Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. Fuck.	Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. Fuck.
1107	00:48:19,646	00:48:22,483	- Nothing is working. - Abby.	- Nothing is working. - Abby.
1108	00:48:22,566	00:48:24,068	Things aren't really working.	Things aren't really working.
1109	00:48:24,151	00:48:28,530	It's good to sort of notice that and hold it in your heart	It's good to sort of notice that and hold it in your heart
1110	00:48:28,614	00:48:33,118	and just kind of absorb what's that telling you?	and just kind of absorb what's that telling you?
1111	00:48:33,202	00:48:34,453	Maybe it's you.	Maybe it's you.
1112	00:48:34,536	00:48:36,080	Oh, is that right?	Oh, is that right?
1113	00:48:36,163	00:48:37,915	[Molly] Hey, Claire. Hi, babe.	[Molly] Hey, Claire. Hi, babe.
1114	00:48:37,998	00:48:40,542	- How's it going? - Oh, hey. Hey, hey.	- How's it going? - Oh, hey. Hey, hey.
1115	00:48:40,626	00:48:41,960	Let me guess, you're hungry?	Let me guess, you're hungry?
1116	00:48:42,044	00:48:43,253	Yeah, actually.	Yeah, actually.
1117	00:48:43,337	00:48:45,380	- Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished.	- Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished.
1118	00:48:45,464	00:48:47,633	Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve?	Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve?
1119	00:48:47,716	00:48:48,967	- Who? - Maeve.	- Who? - Maeve.
1120	00:48:49,051	00:48:51,512	- Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way.	- Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way.
1121	00:48:51,595	00:48:53,597	Yeah. You know what she said to me?	Yeah. You know what she said to me?
1122	00:48:53,680	00:48:55,599	After we planned out our whole year together,	After we planned out our whole year together,
1123	00:48:55,682	00:48:57,893	which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way.	which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way.
1124	00:48:57,976	00:49:01,605	She said, "I love you to the moon and back."	She said, "I love you to the moon and back."
1125	00:49:01,688	00:49:02,898	Isn't that beautiful?	Isn't that beautiful?
1126	00:49:02,981	00:49:05,192	- That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire.	- That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire.
1127	00:49:05,275	00:49:08,695	Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back?	Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back?
1128	00:49:08,779	00:49:10,572	Do you? No, you don't.	Do you? No, you don't.
1129	00:49:10,656	00:49:12,282	Two and a half weeks.	Two and a half weeks.
1130	00:49:12,366	00:49:14,576	And that's how much longer we were together.	And that's how much longer we were together.
1131	00:49:14,660	00:49:16,036	You'd think it'd be longer.	You'd think it'd be longer.
1132	00:49:16,120	00:49:18,122	You'd think it would be longer. But it's not.	You'd think it would be longer. But it's not.
1133	00:49:18,205	00:49:20,499	And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving	And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving
1134	00:49:20,582	00:49:21,917	with everyone breathing down your ass	with everyone breathing down your ass
1135	00:49:22,000	00:49:23,961	about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore,	about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore,
1136	00:49:24,044	00:49:26,463	while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire	while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire
1137	00:49:26,547	00:49:28,841	tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged!	tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged!
1138	00:49:28,924	00:49:30,676	And it takes all your might not to take	And it takes all your might not to take
1139	00:49:30,759	00:49:34,054	her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie	her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie
1140	00:49:34,138	00:49:36,723	and punch it right in her asshole!	and punch it right in her asshole!
1141	00:49:39,393	00:49:42,104	[sighs]	[sighs]
1142	00:49:42,187	00:49:44,022	You know, I think it might actually be pretty hard	You know, I think it might actually be pretty hard
1143	00:49:44,106	00:49:47,359	to punch a tart into someone's asshole.	to punch a tart into someone's asshole.
1144	00:49:47,442	00:49:50,070	You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly.	You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly.
1145	00:49:50,154	00:49:52,739	This is your crazy house. This whole thing is your stupid idea.	This is your crazy house. This whole thing is your stupid idea.
1146	00:49:57,244	00:49:59,204	You know what, fuck you, Abby!	You know what, fuck you, Abby!
1147	00:49:59,288	00:50:01,206	You fucking fuck-o!	You fucking fuck-o!
1148	00:50:01,290	00:50:04,501	'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues. Did you, dude?	'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues. Did you, dude?
1149	00:50:05,460	00:50:06,712	- Huh? - Claire.	- Huh? - Claire.
1150	00:50:06,795	00:50:09,673	I can't hear you because you bounced.	I can't hear you because you bounced.
1151	00:50:10,257	00:50:13,552	- You know what? - Like a little bitch.	- You know what? - Like a little bitch.
1152	00:50:14,011	00:50:18,390	All right? But I'm still here, ready to go.	All right? But I'm still here, ready to go.
1153	00:50:18,599	00:50:21,059	I think she's probably gone, Claire.	I think she's probably gone, Claire.
1154	00:50:21,143	00:50:25,063	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future.	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future.
1155	00:50:26,815	00:50:30,068	I think just, you know, she's going through a hard time.	I think just, you know, she's going through a hard time.
1156	00:50:30,152	00:50:32,404	Don't take it personally.	Don't take it personally.
1157	00:50:32,487	00:50:35,449	Yeah. I'm sorry. I, uh...	Yeah. I'm sorry. I, uh...
1158	00:50:35,532	00:50:37,910	I forgot about the universe.	I forgot about the universe.
1159	00:50:39,077	00:50:40,621	It's OK.	It's OK.
1160	00:50:40,704	00:50:43,707	We all forget about the universe sometimes.	We all forget about the universe sometimes.
1161	00:50:44,333	00:50:47,085	Well, I think we got this, right?	Well, I think we got this, right?
1162	00:50:47,169	00:50:49,004	- We can figure this out. - Yup.	- We can figure this out. - Yup.
1163	00:50:49,087	00:50:50,088	- Yup. - Totally.	- Yup. - Totally.
1164	00:50:50,172	00:50:52,216	- Cool. Yeah, OK. - It's just food.	- Cool. Yeah, OK. - It's just food.
1165	00:50:52,299	00:50:54,801	All right. Let's... Jeff?	All right. Let's... Jeff?
1166	00:50:54,885	00:50:56,553	- Yeah? - What's in here?	- Yeah? - What's in here?
1167	00:50:56,637	00:50:58,513	Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that.	Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that.
1168	00:50:58,597	00:51:00,098	I'll just... That's hot.	I'll just... That's hot.
1169	00:51:00,182	00:51:01,725	- You OK? - This pie looks great.	- You OK? - This pie looks great.
1170	00:51:01,808	00:51:03,435	- Thank you. - It really does.	- Thank you. - It really does.
1171	00:51:03,518	00:51:05,103	I would never shove it up your ass.	I would never shove it up your ass.
1172	00:51:07,314	00:51:08,732	[knocking at door]	[knocking at door]
1173	00:51:08,815	00:51:11,026	- Yeah? - [Lauren] Ab.	- Yeah? - [Lauren] Ab.
1174	00:51:11,235	00:51:12,945	You know you can come in.	You know you can come in.
1175	00:51:15,155	00:51:18,992	Hey. What's going on?	Hey. What's going on?
1176	00:51:19,076	00:51:22,955	[sighs] Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year	[sighs] Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year
1177	00:51:23,038	00:51:26,458	and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already?	and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already?
1178	00:51:26,541	00:51:28,585	Was I not man enough for her?	Was I not man enough for her?
1179	00:51:28,669	00:51:31,838	Oh, sweetheart. Come here.	Oh, sweetheart. Come here.
1180	00:51:34,341	00:51:38,262	Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year?	Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year?
1181	00:51:38,345	00:51:42,474	No. Yeah, is that bad?	No. Yeah, is that bad?
1182	00:51:42,557	00:51:46,061	- No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone	- No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone
1183	00:51:46,144	00:51:48,438	on the street all... You know, I'm just not ready.	on the street all... You know, I'm just not ready.
1184	00:51:49,564	00:51:50,774	Yeah.	Yeah.
1185	00:51:50,983	00:51:52,192	OK, come here.	OK, come here.
1186	00:51:52,276	00:51:54,736	OK. Oh, OK. OK.	OK. Oh, OK. OK.
1187	00:51:59,992	00:52:00,951	There you go.	There you go.
1188	00:52:01,034	00:52:02,577	Now you've made out with someone.	Now you've made out with someone.
1189	00:52:03,829	00:52:05,330	What is that? Lemongrass?	What is that? Lemongrass?
1190	00:52:05,414	00:52:07,082	Mm. I don't know.	Mm. I don't know.
1191	00:52:07,165	00:52:08,792	Oh, that's good.	Oh, that's good.
1192	00:52:12,462	00:52:17,426	I had so much rage, I had to do silent meditation for about two years.	I had so much rage, I had to do silent meditation for about two years.
1193	00:52:17,509	00:52:19,720	- Didn't say a word. - Wow.	- Didn't say a word. - Wow.
1194	00:52:19,803	00:52:22,222	And I was shaking for the first year.	And I was shaking for the first year.
1195	00:52:22,306	00:52:23,807	Yeah, I gotta do it.	Yeah, I gotta do it.
1196	00:52:23,890	00:52:26,143	I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again.	I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again.
1197	00:52:26,226	00:52:28,770	You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back.	You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back.
1198	00:52:29,104	00:52:30,814	It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up	It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up
1199	00:52:30,897	00:52:32,774	and those things have been bubbling out.	and those things have been bubbling out.
1200	00:52:32,858	00:52:34,109	Does this look vegan to you?	Does this look vegan to you?
1201	00:52:34,192	00:52:35,235	No idea.	No idea.
1202	00:52:36,778	00:52:38,155	It doesn't smell vegan.	It doesn't smell vegan.
1203	00:52:38,238	00:52:41,450	- 'Cause it smells good? - Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble.	- 'Cause it smells good? - Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble.
1204	00:52:41,533	00:52:43,869	I'll put a little bow on it.	I'll put a little bow on it.
1205	00:52:43,952	00:52:47,372	Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow	Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow
1206	00:52:47,456	00:52:50,167	or a cork in it is a vegan gamble.	or a cork in it is a vegan gamble.
1207	00:52:50,250	00:52:52,961	Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan,	Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan,
1208	00:52:53,045	00:52:55,839	and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian.	and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian.
1209	00:52:55,922	00:52:57,257	Everything else is delicious.	Everything else is delicious.
1210	00:52:57,341	00:52:59,343	All right. Dinner is served.	All right. Dinner is served.
1211	00:52:59,426	00:53:01,219	- Right on. - OK.	- Right on. - OK.
1212	00:53:06,266	00:53:08,018	Lauren!	Lauren!
1213	00:53:08,101	00:53:10,604	- [man indistinct] - Hm.	- [man indistinct] - Hm.
1214	00:53:10,687	00:53:12,564	All right, just put it...	All right, just put it...
1215	00:53:12,647	00:53:14,858	- Oh, you got the... - Hi.	- Oh, you got the... - Hi.
1216	00:53:14,941	00:53:16,151	Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here.	Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here.
1217	00:53:16,234	00:53:17,819	Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes.	Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes.
1218	00:53:17,903	00:53:19,237	- Great. - Molly?	- Great. - Molly?
1219	00:53:19,321	00:53:20,405	- Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey?	- Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey?
1220	00:53:20,489	00:53:21,948	You can just put it here. It's a good spot.	You can just put it here. It's a good spot.
1221	00:53:22,032	00:53:25,035	- Yeah, here. Got it? - Yeah. Yeah.	- Yeah, here. Got it? - Yeah. Yeah.
1222	00:53:26,161	00:53:28,163	I love that. I love that.	I love that. I love that.
1223	00:53:28,246	00:53:30,207	- Look at that. - Where are you sitting?	- Look at that. - Where are you sitting?
1224	00:53:30,290	00:53:33,835	I guess sort of here so I can run in and out of the kitchen, yeah.	I guess sort of here so I can run in and out of the kitchen, yeah.
1225	00:53:33,919	00:53:35,045	That's good.	That's good.
1226	00:53:35,128	00:53:36,004	- Oh! - What else do we need?	- Oh! - What else do we need?
1227	00:53:36,088	00:53:37,172	Sorry, I was gonna...	Sorry, I was gonna...
1228	00:53:37,255	00:53:39,174	There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these.	There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these.
1229	00:53:39,257	00:53:42,552	I made these for us to just remember the day by.	I made these for us to just remember the day by.
1230	00:53:42,636	00:53:44,930	- That's you. That's me. - Oh, it's sweet.	- That's you. That's me. - Oh, it's sweet.
1231	00:53:45,013	00:53:46,348	I just wanted to be romantic.	I just wanted to be romantic.
1232	00:53:46,431	00:53:47,682	But you, I mean, it doesn't mean...	But you, I mean, it doesn't mean...
1233	00:53:47,766	00:53:50,227	I mean, if you wanna frame them you can do whatever you want.	I mean, if you wanna frame them you can do whatever you want.
1234	00:53:50,310	00:53:51,895	- OK, thanks. - That's it.	- OK, thanks. - That's it.
1235	00:53:51,978	00:53:53,438	I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah.	I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah.
1236	00:53:53,522	00:53:55,732	- They're for you. - Thank you.	- They're for you. - Thank you.
1237	00:53:55,816	00:53:58,276	Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh?	Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh?
1238	00:53:58,360	00:53:59,528	Yeah.	Yeah.
1239	00:54:02,364	00:54:04,032	- Mommy. - Oh, my God.	- Mommy. - Oh, my God.
1240	00:54:04,116	00:54:05,784	- Hi, Lilly. - Oh!	- Hi, Lilly. - Oh!
1241	00:54:05,867	00:54:07,994	Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on?	Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on?
1242	00:54:08,078	00:54:10,080	Mommy, what are you doing?	Mommy, what are you doing?
1243	00:54:10,455	00:54:11,498	Uh...	Uh...
1244	00:54:12,332	00:54:13,792	Is dinner ready?	Is dinner ready?
1245	00:54:13,875	00:54:15,752	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1246	00:54:16,545	00:54:21,425	I'm, um... I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better.	I'm, um... I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better.
1247	00:54:21,508	00:54:22,968	What's wrong Aunt Abby?	What's wrong Aunt Abby?
1248	00:54:23,051	00:54:25,011	Well, Lilly, I was sad,	Well, Lilly, I was sad,
1249	00:54:25,095	00:54:28,598	but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much.	but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much.
1250	00:54:28,682	00:54:31,059	Why were you sad?	Why were you sad?
1251	00:54:31,143	00:54:37,023	Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine	Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine
1252	00:54:37,107	00:54:38,859	is marrying a daddy dy...	is marrying a daddy dy...
1253	00:54:38,942	00:54:41,027	- Person. Person. - Mm... Mm-hm.	- Person. Person. - Mm... Mm-hm.
1254	00:54:41,111	00:54:43,238	And that made me very sad.	And that made me very sad.
1255	00:54:43,321	00:54:47,909	And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better.	And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better.
1256	00:54:47,993	00:54:49,202	Yeah. Mm-hmm.	Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1257	00:54:49,286	00:54:54,040	Because, uh... because kisses make people feel better.	Because, uh... because kisses make people feel better.
1258	00:54:54,124	00:54:56,293	[Abby] Yes, they do. They sure do.	[Abby] Yes, they do. They sure do.
1259	00:54:56,710	00:54:58,795	What's, uh... What's going on?	What's, uh... What's going on?
1260	00:54:58,879	00:55:01,381	Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better.	Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better.
1261	00:55:01,465	00:55:02,841	Oh, God. OK.	Oh, God. OK.
1262	00:55:02,924	00:55:04,384	Oh, really?	Oh, really?
1263	00:55:04,468	00:55:06,219	And how was she doing that?	And how was she doing that?
1264	00:55:06,303	00:55:08,180	[kissing sounds]	[kissing sounds]
1265	00:55:09,681	00:55:12,142	Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother?	Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother?
1266	00:55:12,225	00:55:13,477	I'll be there in a second.	I'll be there in a second.
1267	00:55:13,560	00:55:15,145	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
1268	00:55:18,064	00:55:19,274	Ladies.	Ladies.
1269	00:55:19,357	00:55:21,651	- Well, well, well. - [Abby] Dan, listen.	- Well, well, well. - [Abby] Dan, listen.
1270	00:55:21,735	00:55:23,612	- Listen to what? - I am sorry.	- Listen to what? - I am sorry.
1271	00:55:23,695	00:55:24,905	OK, yes, you are.	OK, yes, you are.
1272	00:55:24,988	00:55:28,241	Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all.	Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all.
1273	00:55:28,325	00:55:30,869	- Oh. OK. - I mean, we were making out a little bit,	- Oh. OK. - I mean, we were making out a little bit,
1274	00:55:30,952	00:55:33,997	but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me.	but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me.
1275	00:55:34,080	00:55:36,166	My wife felt safe to you?	My wife felt safe to you?
1276	00:55:36,249	00:55:38,043	Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second?	Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second?
1277	00:55:38,126	00:55:40,837	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone.	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
1278	00:55:40,921	00:55:42,631	You're great. I love you though.	You're great. I love you though.
1279	00:55:42,714	00:55:44,841	- Well, we don't need... - We're good, right?	- Well, we don't need... - We're good, right?
1280	00:55:44,925	00:55:48,386	We don't need no more love from you. All right? You gave us enough love.	We don't need no more love from you. All right? You gave us enough love.
1281	00:55:48,470	00:55:50,639	[all chattering]	[all chattering]
1282	00:55:51,014	00:55:52,474	Who's gonna carve this turkey?	Who's gonna carve this turkey?
1283	00:55:53,642	00:55:54,684	- Oh. - Oh.	- Oh. - Oh.
1284	00:55:54,768	00:55:56,186	- [Rick] No? - Do you...	- [Rick] No? - Do you...
1285	00:55:56,269	00:55:59,648	Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey.	Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey.
1286	00:55:59,731	00:56:02,651	You know, in the name of feminism.	You know, in the name of feminism.
1287	00:56:03,068	00:56:04,027	[Molly] Oh, that's sweet.	[Molly] Oh, that's sweet.
1288	00:56:04,110	00:56:08,156	But I don't know how to carve a turkey, so, anyone go for it.	But I don't know how to carve a turkey, so, anyone go for it.
1289	00:56:08,240	00:56:09,783	You know, I'd love to carve the turkey.	You know, I'd love to carve the turkey.
1290	00:56:09,866	00:56:11,034	- Is that OK? - Yes.	- Is that OK? - Yes.
1291	00:56:11,117	00:56:12,911	Oh, please.	Oh, please.
1292	00:56:12,994	00:56:14,746	I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey.	I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey.
1293	00:56:14,829	00:56:17,290	Well, then you should see what I can do with my turkey.	Well, then you should see what I can do with my turkey.
1294	00:56:17,374	00:56:19,042	- Right? - Right.	- Right? - Right.
1295	00:56:19,125	00:56:20,502	And who's gonna lead us in a blessing?	And who's gonna lead us in a blessing?
1296	00:56:20,585	00:56:22,170	- I can. - Yeah.	- I can. - Yeah.
1297	00:56:22,254	00:56:24,047	Bless that food for Jesus.	Bless that food for Jesus.
1298	00:56:24,130	00:56:26,550	OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that.	OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that.
1299	00:56:26,841	00:56:29,928	This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing.	This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing.
1300	00:56:30,011	00:56:31,805	This is so beautiful.	This is so beautiful.
1301	00:56:31,888	00:56:36,560	Um... the people, the temperature, the air.	Um... the people, the temperature, the air.
1302	00:56:36,643	00:56:38,520	Bless this lettuce.	Bless this lettuce.
1303	00:56:38,603	00:56:41,898	This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market.	This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market.
1304	00:56:43,608	00:56:45,610	The green beans also...	The green beans also...
1305	00:56:45,986	00:56:47,362	Yeah. Those are sweet.	Yeah. Those are sweet.
1306	00:56:47,445	00:56:50,073	They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley.	They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley.
1307	00:56:50,156	00:56:52,576	I see baby carrots. Hi, guys.	I see baby carrots. Hi, guys.
1308	00:56:52,659	00:56:54,536	All my friends are in here. Lima beans.	All my friends are in here. Lima beans.
1309	00:56:54,744	00:56:56,246	[clicks tongue]	[clicks tongue]
1310	00:56:56,329	00:56:58,498	Mm, green peas.	Mm, green peas.
1311	00:56:59,207	00:57:02,335	Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory.	Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory.
1312	00:57:04,129	00:57:07,132	Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here.	Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here.
1313	00:57:07,215	00:57:11,011	I know a lot of us probably come from broken families.	I know a lot of us probably come from broken families.
1314	00:57:11,094	00:57:12,137	I do.	I do.
1315	00:57:12,220	00:57:15,348	[chuckles] Thank you.	[chuckles] Thank you.
1316	00:57:15,432	00:57:18,226	I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people.	I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people.
1317	00:57:18,727	00:57:20,020	So, thank you.	So, thank you.
1318	00:57:20,103	00:57:25,483	I feel really blessed to be here, and thank you so much, hostess, and host.	I feel really blessed to be here, and thank you so much, hostess, and host.
1319	00:57:25,567	00:57:26,943	[coughing]	[coughing]
1320	00:57:27,027	00:57:28,612	- Thank you. - Thank you.	- Thank you. - Thank you.
1321	00:57:28,695	00:57:29,654	Thank you, Jesus.	Thank you, Jesus.
1322	00:57:29,738	00:57:31,072	[Gunnar] Amen, all right.	[Gunnar] Amen, all right.
1323	00:57:31,156	00:57:32,574	[Rick] Amen to heaven above.	[Rick] Amen to heaven above.
1324	00:57:32,657	00:57:34,451	- [Gunnar] Here we go. - [Rick] Let's eat.	- [Gunnar] Here we go. - [Rick] Let's eat.
1325	00:57:34,534	00:57:36,411	Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys?	Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys?
1326	00:57:36,494	00:57:39,497	Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it. They'll be out in a minute.	Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it. They'll be out in a minute.
1327	00:57:40,457	00:57:43,001	We talked about this. You said you didn't mind.	We talked about this. You said you didn't mind.
1328	00:57:43,084	00:57:44,461	Well, I thought I was gonna be there.	Well, I thought I was gonna be there.
1329	00:57:44,544	00:57:46,087	[Lauren] Well, we didn't say that.	[Lauren] Well, we didn't say that.
1330	00:57:46,171	00:57:48,506	Well, I definitely didn't think our goddamn daughter was gonna be there.	Well, I definitely didn't think our goddamn daughter was gonna be there.
1331	00:57:48,590	00:57:50,967	Yeah, but she's like tiny.	Yeah, but she's like tiny.
1332	00:57:51,051	00:57:52,218	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1333	00:57:52,302	00:57:53,887	I can't wait until she gets to school	I can't wait until she gets to school
1334	00:57:53,970	00:57:55,889	and start making motherfuckers feel better then.	and start making motherfuckers feel better then.
1335	00:57:55,972	00:57:58,350	Oh, come on now. Don't be angry.	Oh, come on now. Don't be angry.
1336	00:57:58,433	00:58:00,018	- Come on, Daddy. - Look, man.	- Come on, Daddy. - Look, man.
1337	00:58:00,101	00:58:03,063	Don't. All right? I'm upset.	Don't. All right? I'm upset.
1338	00:58:03,146	00:58:05,565	I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset.	I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset.
1339	00:58:05,649	00:58:07,150	Stop. No, no.	Stop. No, no.
1340	00:58:07,233	00:58:08,902	[glass smashes]	[glass smashes]
1341	00:58:08,985	00:58:10,195	Jeez.	Jeez.
1342	00:58:10,278	00:58:12,447	Oh! [laughing]	Oh! [laughing]
1343	00:58:12,530	00:58:14,324	OK. I'm obviously drunk.	OK. I'm obviously drunk.
1344	00:58:14,407	00:58:17,243	And probably a few other things.	And probably a few other things.
1345	00:58:17,327	00:58:19,496	I wanna talk about this with you, I really do.	I wanna talk about this with you, I really do.
1346	00:58:19,579	00:58:22,707	I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries.	I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries.
1347	00:58:22,791	00:58:24,959	- OK. - And feelings.	- OK. - And feelings.
1348	00:58:25,043	00:58:25,919	OK.	OK.
1349	00:58:26,002	00:58:27,170	But right now...	But right now...
1350	00:58:27,253	00:58:28,963	- OK. - I need to sit down.	- OK. - I need to sit down.
1351	00:58:29,047	00:58:30,465	[groaning]	[groaning]
1352	00:58:30,548	00:58:31,758	[Dan] OK.	[Dan] OK.
1353	00:58:32,842	00:58:35,303	[groans] This ground is so hard.	[groans] This ground is so hard.
1354	00:58:36,721	00:58:38,556	This motherfuckin'...	This motherfuckin'...
1355	00:58:38,640	00:58:41,226	[Lauren] Oh, it's like made out of stone or something.	[Lauren] Oh, it's like made out of stone or something.
1356	00:58:42,352	00:58:43,853	[sighs]	[sighs]
1357	00:58:50,068	00:58:51,152	Oh, screw it.	Oh, screw it.
1358	00:58:56,700	00:58:57,826	[groans]	[groans]
1359	00:58:59,202	00:59:01,162	How do you like me now, Claire?	How do you like me now, Claire?
1360	00:59:02,872	00:59:04,916	I'll step to you all day.	I'll step to you all day.
1361	00:59:15,969	00:59:18,596	[commentator] For the blitz that he knows is coming.	[commentator] For the blitz that he knows is coming.
1362	00:59:18,680	00:59:21,224	And it is! He's through!	And it is! He's through!
1363	00:59:22,058	00:59:25,478	He caught him napping and now it's another open field ahead.	He caught him napping and now it's another open field ahead.
1364	00:59:25,562	00:59:28,064	Thirty-five... Forty..- What a block!	Thirty-five... Forty..- What a block!
1365	00:59:29,065	00:59:31,443	[all chattering]	[all chattering]
1366	00:59:35,697	00:59:38,032	You just wait until Christmas.	You just wait until Christmas.
1367	00:59:38,116	00:59:42,203	I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.	I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.
1368	00:59:42,287	00:59:45,623	Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X.	Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X.
1369	00:59:47,792	00:59:49,878	- Let's eat. - Let's eat.	- Let's eat. - Let's eat.
1370	00:59:50,128	00:59:55,592	They say that Salsa is all in the hips, but I think it is in the pelvis.	They say that Salsa is all in the hips, but I think it is in the pelvis.
1371	00:59:55,675	00:59:58,470	Why don't you just say genitals. We all know that's what you mean.	Why don't you just say genitals. We all know that's what you mean.
1372	00:59:58,553	01:00:03,224	Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love to a man who can Salsa,	Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love to a man who can Salsa,
1373	01:00:03,308	01:00:05,435	they know exactly what I'm talking about.	they know exactly what I'm talking about.
1374	01:00:05,518	01:00:06,978	I know exactly what you're talking about.	I know exactly what you're talking about.
1375	01:00:07,061	01:00:07,979	- [Helen] Oh, yeah? - Yeah.	- [Helen] Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
1376	01:00:08,062	01:00:10,523	- [laughing] - Well, I can't Salsa, OK?	- [laughing] - Well, I can't Salsa, OK?
1377	01:00:10,607	01:00:12,942	But I have never had any complaints in that department.	But I have never had any complaints in that department.
1378	01:00:13,026	01:00:14,736	None that you know of.	None that you know of.
1379	01:00:15,737	01:00:18,239	- Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really?	- Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really?
1380	01:00:18,323	01:00:19,616	- Yeah, really. - What do you mean?	- Yeah, really. - What do you mean?
1381	01:00:19,699	01:00:21,951	Remember that real serious face you used to make?	Remember that real serious face you used to make?
1382	01:00:22,035	01:00:24,913	- Oh, come on. - That's how I knew you were connecting.	- Oh, come on. - That's how I knew you were connecting.
1383	01:00:24,996	01:00:25,997	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
1384	01:00:26,080	01:00:29,292	Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine?	Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine?
1385	01:00:29,375	01:00:32,378	At least he looked you in the eye.	At least he looked you in the eye.
1386	01:00:32,462	01:00:35,131	Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't look you in the eye, Helen?	Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't look you in the eye, Helen?
1387	01:00:35,215	01:00:38,092	Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s.	Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s.
1388	01:00:38,176	01:00:40,178	You were lucky if they even asked back then.	You were lucky if they even asked back then.
1389	01:00:40,261	01:00:42,263	- [laughing] - Are you talking about rape?	- [laughing] - Are you talking about rape?
1390	01:00:42,347	01:00:44,265	[scoffs] Abby, have a drink.	[scoffs] Abby, have a drink.
1391	01:00:44,349	01:00:47,477	I would love to, if someone would just pass the fucking wine over here.	I would love to, if someone would just pass the fucking wine over here.
1392	01:00:47,560	01:00:48,895	Well, thank you, Helen.	Well, thank you, Helen.
1393	01:00:48,978	01:00:51,105	And, by the way, I would have asked.	And, by the way, I would have asked.
1394	01:00:51,189	01:00:52,565	You wouldn't have had to.	You wouldn't have had to.
1395	01:00:52,649	01:00:54,359	Oh, is that right? Ooh!	Oh, is that right? Ooh!
1396	01:00:54,442	01:00:56,820	- You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah!	- You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah!
1397	01:00:56,903	01:00:58,613	- [grunting] - [laughing]	- [grunting] - [laughing]
1398	01:00:58,696	01:01:00,698	Should we leave you two alone?	Should we leave you two alone?
1399	01:01:00,782	01:01:02,909	We were just playing around.	We were just playing around.
1400	01:01:02,992	01:01:04,661	- We're having fun. - Yeah.	- We're having fun. - Yeah.
1401	01:01:04,744	01:01:06,788	I think you forgot how to do that.	I think you forgot how to do that.
1402	01:01:06,871	01:01:10,291	Um, excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not?	Um, excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not?
1403	01:01:10,375	01:01:13,086	Well, why don't you act like it, hmm?	Well, why don't you act like it, hmm?
1404	01:01:13,294	01:01:15,129	How am I not acting like it?	How am I not acting like it?
1405	01:01:15,213	01:01:17,257	You're on baby duty. I totally get it.	You're on baby duty. I totally get it.
1406	01:01:17,340	01:01:19,175	- Thank you. - Not today you don't.	- Thank you. - Not today you don't.
1407	01:01:19,259	01:01:20,718	I'm on baby duty, remember?	I'm on baby duty, remember?
1408	01:01:20,802	01:01:22,929	Let's fucking party!	Let's fucking party!
1409	01:01:23,012	01:01:25,181	[cheering]	[cheering]
1410	01:01:25,265	01:01:26,474	[Rick] All right, here we go!	[Rick] All right, here we go!
1411	01:01:26,558	01:01:28,685	You know, I gotta tell you, Helen, you're a goddamn blast.	You know, I gotta tell you, Helen, you're a goddamn blast.
1412	01:01:28,768	01:01:33,189	You guys, I mean, let... To Helen, and all that skin she's showing.	You guys, I mean, let... To Helen, and all that skin she's showing.
1413	01:01:33,273	01:01:34,399	Hey!	Hey!
1414	01:01:34,482	01:01:37,193	To me being a goddamn blast!	To me being a goddamn blast!
1415	01:01:38,695	01:01:42,282	Oh, yes. Shots, party. Vegas.	Oh, yes. Shots, party. Vegas.
1416	01:01:42,365	01:01:44,659	- Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on.	- Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on.
1417	01:01:44,742	01:01:46,911	- Oh, you know what we should do. - Mmm?	- Oh, you know what we should do. - Mmm?
1418	01:01:46,995	01:01:52,542	Everyone at the table should just say 15 reasons they are thankful.	Everyone at the table should just say 15 reasons they are thankful.
1419	01:01:52,959	01:01:54,627	What are you grateful for?	What are you grateful for?
1420	01:01:54,711	01:01:56,087	- Oh, shit, he's awake. - [Eden crying]	- Oh, shit, he's awake. - [Eden crying]
1421	01:01:56,170	01:01:57,881	Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him.	Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him.
1422	01:01:57,964	01:02:01,467	No, it's all right. I got it. Or are you just dying to get out of here?	No, it's all right. I got it. Or are you just dying to get out of here?
1423	01:02:01,551	01:02:03,386	Yeah, a little bit.	Yeah, a little bit.
1424	01:02:03,469	01:02:05,179	- Are you sure? - Yes.	- Are you sure? - Yes.
1425	01:02:05,263	01:02:06,890	Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving.	Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving.
1426	01:02:06,973	01:02:09,559	I think Helen's gonna be topless soon, you don't want to miss that.	I think Helen's gonna be topless soon, you don't want to miss that.
1427	01:02:12,812	01:02:14,814	All right, I'll go first.	All right, I'll go first.
1428	01:02:14,898	01:02:17,650	I'm thankful for meeting Molly,	I'm thankful for meeting Molly,
1429	01:02:17,734	01:02:20,153	because without that I would have never met	because without that I would have never met
1430	01:02:20,236	01:02:21,779	you beautiful human beings.	you beautiful human beings.
1431	01:02:21,863	01:02:23,698	So, thank you, Molly.	So, thank you, Molly.
1432	01:02:23,781	01:02:25,241	[Helen] Molly.	[Helen] Molly.
1433	01:02:25,325	01:02:27,035	[Claire] That's wonderful.	[Claire] That's wonderful.
1434	01:02:27,118	01:02:32,916	I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca.	I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca.
1435	01:02:33,833	01:02:37,629	I was able to do it about nine or ten times this year,	I was able to do it about nine or ten times this year,
1436	01:02:37,712	01:02:39,672	and each time was a revelation.	and each time was a revelation.
1437	01:02:39,756	01:02:42,800	It's deep. It's emotional.	It's deep. It's emotional.
1438	01:02:47,805	01:02:50,016	- Well-- - I wasn't done.	- Well-- - I wasn't done.
1439	01:02:50,099	01:02:54,020	- Oh. - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.	- Oh. - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.
1440	01:02:54,103	01:02:56,981	'Cause you get in your head, you start thinking about things.	'Cause you get in your head, you start thinking about things.
1441	01:02:57,065	01:03:00,735	Click, click, click, click, click. Different ways.	Click, click, click, click, click. Different ways.
1442	01:03:02,820	01:03:04,072	And that's it.	And that's it.
1443	01:03:04,155	01:03:05,490	That's great.	That's great.
1444	01:03:05,573	01:03:08,326	I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off	I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off
1445	01:03:08,409	01:03:10,703	and fucking killing it this year.	and fucking killing it this year.
1446	01:03:10,787	01:03:12,288	And also that I get to stick my wein	And also that I get to stick my wein
1447	01:03:12,372	01:03:14,207	in the hottest chick in Tustin, California.	in the hottest chick in Tustin, California.
1448	01:03:14,290	01:03:15,792	[chuckling]	[chuckling]
1449	01:03:15,875	01:03:19,545	I am thankful for Christmas.	I am thankful for Christmas.
1450	01:03:19,629	01:03:21,506	OK, nobody knows what you're talking about.	OK, nobody knows what you're talking about.
1451	01:03:21,589	01:03:23,216	Nobody knows what you're talking about.	Nobody knows what you're talking about.
1452	01:03:23,299	01:03:25,301	- No, I get it. - [Lauren] Sorry, you guys.	- No, I get it. - [Lauren] Sorry, you guys.
1453	01:03:25,385	01:03:27,053	No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness.	No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness.
1454	01:03:27,136	01:03:28,304	I'm thankful for it, too.	I'm thankful for it, too.
1455	01:03:28,388	01:03:32,266	- [football game on TV] - They are killing it today.	- [football game on TV] - They are killing it today.
1456	01:03:33,393	01:03:34,394	A yummy?	A yummy?
1457	01:03:35,269	01:03:37,230	[makes babbling noises]	[makes babbling noises]
1458	01:03:39,232	01:03:42,068	Yummy! That good?	Yummy! That good?
1459	01:03:42,318	01:03:44,195	I made it myself.	I made it myself.
1460	01:03:44,278	01:03:46,739	You like my pie. Mm-hmm.	You like my pie. Mm-hmm.
1461	01:03:48,241	01:03:49,325	- Skal! - Skal!	- Skal! - Skal!
1462	01:03:49,409	01:03:50,868	- Skal! - School?	- Skal! - School?
1463	01:03:50,952	01:03:52,078	- Skal. - Skal.	- Skal. - Skal.
1464	01:03:52,161	01:03:53,579	- I'm good. - I love you.	- I'm good. - I love you.
1465	01:03:53,663	01:03:54,706	OK, I love you, too.	OK, I love you, too.
1466	01:03:54,789	01:03:56,708	- You done? - Yup. Yeah.	- You done? - Yup. Yeah.
1467	01:03:56,791	01:04:00,086	All right, 'cause Mama's high. I need some lovin' right now.	All right, 'cause Mama's high. I need some lovin' right now.
1468	01:04:00,169	01:04:01,587	[Dan] OK, I got you, baby. I got you.	[Dan] OK, I got you, baby. I got you.
1469	01:04:01,671	01:04:04,966	- I need some ice cream. - I'm gonna get you some ice cream.	- I need some ice cream. - I'm gonna get you some ice cream.
1470	01:04:05,049	01:04:06,801	Im'ma get you some ice cream.	Im'ma get you some ice cream.
1471	01:04:06,884	01:04:08,678	[Lauren] All right, sweetheart.	[Lauren] All right, sweetheart.
1472	01:04:10,847	01:04:12,265	♪ Hey ♪	♪ Hey ♪
1473	01:04:12,348	01:04:14,892	♪ Everyone can get love ♪	♪ Everyone can get love ♪
1474	01:04:14,976	01:04:18,021	♪ Everyone can get laid ♪	♪ Everyone can get laid ♪
1475	01:04:18,104	01:04:22,734	♪ You know you're up When you find the ones who stay ♪	♪ You know you're up When you find the ones who stay ♪
1476	01:04:22,817	01:04:25,153	I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon.	I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon.
1477	01:04:25,236	01:04:26,904	It's like that's how I feel when I'm there.	It's like that's how I feel when I'm there.
1478	01:04:26,988	01:04:30,908	Well, we're always following the moon, 'cause like we're made of water.	Well, we're always following the moon, 'cause like we're made of water.
1479	01:04:30,992	01:04:33,703	And the moon is what controls the tides.	And the moon is what controls the tides.
1480	01:04:33,786	01:04:35,830	So, you don't even have to try to follow the moon.	So, you don't even have to try to follow the moon.
1481	01:04:35,913	01:04:38,291	It's just leading us around.	It's just leading us around.
1482	01:04:38,374	01:04:40,043	I can't believe that you know that.	I can't believe that you know that.
1483	01:04:40,126	01:04:42,253	I love how big your hands are.	I love how big your hands are.
1484	01:04:42,336	01:04:43,463	Oh, my gosh.	Oh, my gosh.
1485	01:04:43,546	01:04:45,006	They are pretty big, huh?	They are pretty big, huh?
1486	01:04:45,089	01:04:47,341	Yeah, but it's so powerful.	Yeah, but it's so powerful.
1487	01:04:50,219	01:04:51,429	[Fairies] Abby.	[Fairies] Abby.
1488	01:04:51,512	01:04:52,472	Abby.	Abby.
1489	01:04:52,555	01:04:54,348	- Abby. - Yo!	- Abby. - Yo!
1490	01:04:54,432	01:04:55,808	- Abby. - Abby.	- Abby. - Abby.
1491	01:04:55,892	01:04:58,519	[Abby] Whoa. Who are you guys?	[Abby] Whoa. Who are you guys?
1492	01:04:58,603	01:05:02,106	You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers.	You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers.
1493	01:05:02,190	01:05:04,150	Fairy Gay Mothers?	Fairy Gay Mothers?
1494	01:05:05,193	01:05:07,403	Yeah. All the newbies get one.	Yeah. All the newbies get one.
1495	01:05:07,487	01:05:08,571	Oh.	Oh.
1496	01:05:08,654	01:05:10,198	Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.	Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.
1497	01:05:10,281	01:05:12,158	I've slept with over two women, so...	I've slept with over two women, so...
1498	01:05:12,241	01:05:13,409	Well...	Well...
1499	01:05:13,493	01:05:16,621	- Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario.	- Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario.
1500	01:05:16,704	01:05:18,122	Hmm. I like you guys.	Hmm. I like you guys.
1501	01:05:18,206	01:05:21,375	So, you're in your teenage lesbian years.	So, you're in your teenage lesbian years.
1502	01:05:21,459	01:05:23,461	We know how awkward that can be.	We know how awkward that can be.
1503	01:05:23,544	01:05:26,422	- Especially in your 30s. - Most people have houses by then.	- Especially in your 30s. - Most people have houses by then.
1504	01:05:26,506	01:05:28,841	Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed.	Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed.
1505	01:05:28,925	01:05:30,259	Oh, that never goes away.	Oh, that never goes away.
1506	01:05:30,343	01:05:31,594	- Boobs are the best. - We love that.	- Boobs are the best. - We love that.
1507	01:05:31,677	01:05:35,139	So, you fell in love with a woman who locked you in a closet at a party	So, you fell in love with a woman who locked you in a closet at a party
1508	01:05:35,223	01:05:37,308	because she didn't like what you were wearing?	because she didn't like what you were wearing?
1509	01:05:37,391	01:05:39,018	Routine. Par for the course.	Routine. Par for the course.
1510	01:05:39,102	01:05:40,686	If I had a tool belt for every time that happened.	If I had a tool belt for every time that happened.
1511	01:05:40,770	01:05:43,022	And you stayed with her because you loved her?	And you stayed with her because you loved her?
1512	01:05:43,106	01:05:47,401	Stayed with her because she felt like... like home.	Stayed with her because she felt like... like home.
1513	01:05:48,111	01:05:51,239	Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for.	Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for.
1514	01:05:51,322	01:05:53,199	You just have to invite others in.	You just have to invite others in.
1515	01:05:53,282	01:05:57,036	It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme.	It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme.
1516	01:05:57,120	01:05:58,996	A stone top, a cold bottom.	A stone top, a cold bottom.
1517	01:05:59,080	01:06:00,915	A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.	A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.
1518	01:06:00,998	01:06:03,793	A deep sea diver. A clam digger.	A deep sea diver. A clam digger.
1519	01:06:03,876	01:06:07,421	- Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. Baby dyke. - A rug doctor.	- Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. Baby dyke. - A rug doctor.
1520	01:06:07,505	01:06:09,966	- A DJ. - A European bush woman.	- A DJ. - A European bush woman.
1521	01:06:10,049	01:06:12,051	- A spitting yak. - A cunt runt.	- A spitting yak. - A cunt runt.
1522	01:06:12,135	01:06:13,928	- [Fairy 2] A dumpster butt. - [Fairy 3] A pussy pioneer.	- [Fairy 2] A dumpster butt. - [Fairy 3] A pussy pioneer.
1523	01:06:14,011	01:06:15,388	With a covered wagon.	With a covered wagon.
1524	01:06:15,471	01:06:20,309	And that home you've been looking for, it was inside you all along.	And that home you've been looking for, it was inside you all along.
1525	01:06:20,393	01:06:22,103	It was?	It was?
1526	01:06:22,186	01:06:24,230	Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped. I mean, come on.	Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped. I mean, come on.
1527	01:06:24,313	01:06:26,816	You're pretty fucked up. Ha!	You're pretty fucked up. Ha!
1528	01:06:26,899	01:06:31,445	All you have to do is knock your wingtip oxfords together three times,	All you have to do is knock your wingtip oxfords together three times,
1529	01:06:31,529	01:06:33,614	- and say... - There's no place...	- and say... - There's no place...
1530	01:06:33,698	01:06:35,324	- Like home. - Depot.	- Like home. - Depot.
1531	01:06:35,408	01:06:37,326	- There's no place... - Like home.	- There's no place... - Like home.
1532	01:06:37,410	01:06:38,661	Depot.	Depot.
1533	01:06:38,744	01:06:40,246	- There's no place... - Like home.	- There's no place... - Like home.
1534	01:06:40,329	01:06:41,414	Depot.	Depot.
1535	01:06:41,497	01:06:43,291	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1536	01:06:43,374	01:06:46,586	There's no place like Home Depot. There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot. There's no place like Home Depot.
1537	01:06:53,718	01:06:56,095	- And you were close to your brother? - Mm-hm.	- And you were close to your brother? - Mm-hm.
1538	01:06:56,512	01:06:58,973	And what's funny is the day he went missing	And what's funny is the day he went missing
1539	01:06:59,056	01:07:02,018	is the day I started to find myself.	is the day I started to find myself.
1540	01:07:02,101	01:07:03,102	Wow.	Wow.
1541	01:07:03,186	01:07:05,188	And, yeah, do I want him to come back?	And, yeah, do I want him to come back?
1542	01:07:05,271	01:07:06,189	- Yeah. - Yes.	- Yeah. - Yes.
1543	01:07:06,272	01:07:08,733	- Yeah. - And also no.	- Yeah. - And also no.
1544	01:07:09,025	01:07:11,027	The last word we got from...	The last word we got from...
1545	01:07:11,110	01:07:12,904	You just kind of know vo...	You just kind of know vo...
1546	01:07:14,197	01:07:16,199	- ...cabulary. - [exclaims]	- ...cabulary. - [exclaims]
1547	01:07:16,282	01:07:18,284	Oh, my God. So sorry.	Oh, my God. So sorry.
1548	01:07:18,367	01:07:21,454	Claire, Sha-woman. Sha-woman, Claire.	Claire, Sha-woman. Sha-woman, Claire.
1549	01:07:21,537	01:07:23,623	- Listen. Hi. - Hi, come on in.	- Listen. Hi. - Hi, come on in.
1550	01:07:23,706	01:07:28,794	Hi, hi, hi. Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry.	Hi, hi, hi. Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry.
1551	01:07:28,878	01:07:31,923	My outburst earlier was not cool.	My outburst earlier was not cool.
1552	01:07:32,006	01:07:36,135	Had a little bit of an epiphany, and I realized that I was wrong.	Had a little bit of an epiphany, and I realized that I was wrong.
1553	01:07:36,219	01:07:38,304	I'm sorry. I respect your...	I'm sorry. I respect your...
1554	01:07:40,264	01:07:43,601	This. I love this for you.	This. I love this for you.
1555	01:07:43,684	01:07:47,772	Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being,	Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being,
1556	01:07:47,855	01:07:51,359	- just being simply where you are. - Mm-hm.	- just being simply where you are. - Mm-hm.
1557	01:07:51,442	01:07:52,443	Which is...	Which is...
1558	01:07:53,527	01:07:55,279	- right here. - Right here.	- right here. - Right here.
1559	01:07:55,780	01:07:57,156	Hey.	Hey.
1560	01:07:58,366	01:08:00,368	Where the miracles happen.	Where the miracles happen.
1561	01:08:01,827	01:08:04,413	I'm just saying your timing is interesting.	I'm just saying your timing is interesting.
1562	01:08:04,497	01:08:06,874	What is so interesting about wanting	What is so interesting about wanting
1563	01:08:06,958	01:08:09,001	to spend time with my daughter and my grandson?	to spend time with my daughter and my grandson?
1564	01:08:09,460	01:08:11,295	Where's Silverio?	Where's Silverio?
1565	01:08:12,588	01:08:14,090	At home. Why?	At home. Why?
1566	01:08:14,173	01:08:15,925	Why isn't he here with you?	Why isn't he here with you?
1567	01:08:16,300	01:08:18,052	You're in trouble again, aren't you?	You're in trouble again, aren't you?
1568	01:08:20,429	01:08:23,975	Well, just because I'm getting a divorce doesn't mean that I am in trouble.	Well, just because I'm getting a divorce doesn't mean that I am in trouble.
1569	01:08:24,058	01:08:25,977	- Oh! - It just means that I no longer want to	- Oh! - It just means that I no longer want to
1570	01:08:26,060	01:08:28,229	- drive around Europe on a food truck. - Bingo.	- drive around Europe on a food truck. - Bingo.
1571	01:08:28,604	01:08:31,315	I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us.	I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us.
1572	01:08:33,025	01:08:36,112	- Your feet are getting big. - Yeah, they are.	- Your feet are getting big. - Yeah, they are.
1573	01:08:36,195	01:08:37,780	You have bigger feet.	You have bigger feet.
1574	01:08:37,863	01:08:39,991	- Ooh! - Mom!	- Ooh! - Mom!
1575	01:08:40,074	01:08:42,159	[Dan] Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face.	[Dan] Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face.
1576	01:08:42,243	01:08:44,328	- Are you able to do... - [all laughing]	- Are you able to do... - [all laughing]
1577	01:08:44,620	01:08:45,997	[Dan] Watch yourself.	[Dan] Watch yourself.
1578	01:08:46,080	01:08:47,665	Does she make it?	Does she make it?
1579	01:08:49,333	01:08:51,961	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
1580	01:08:53,296	01:08:55,047	Hey, little man.	Hey, little man.
1581	01:08:55,131	01:08:56,299	What's going on?	What's going on?
1582	01:08:57,550	01:08:59,176	Oh, you sad?	Oh, you sad?
1583	01:09:00,428	01:09:04,181	Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah.	Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah.
1584	01:09:04,265	01:09:09,145	Society's gonna try to make you conform to all of its crazy messed up standards	Society's gonna try to make you conform to all of its crazy messed up standards
1585	01:09:09,228	01:09:13,274	because society is up women's asses.	because society is up women's asses.
1586	01:09:13,357	01:09:16,277	I mean, society is just up inside our assholes.	I mean, society is just up inside our assholes.
1587	01:09:16,360	01:09:19,113	Don't be sad. Hey, hey, hey.	Don't be sad. Hey, hey, hey.
1588	01:09:19,196	01:09:22,325	Look... Look.	Look... Look.
1589	01:09:22,408	01:09:25,369	Eden. Eden, smile.	Eden. Eden, smile.
1590	01:09:25,703	01:09:26,704	[camera clicks]	[camera clicks]
1591	01:09:26,787	01:09:30,458	Telling us what to do, and what to think, and how to be, and what to say,	Telling us what to do, and what to think, and how to be, and what to say,
1592	01:09:30,541	01:09:32,877	and how come your nails aren't long enough?	and how come your nails aren't long enough?
1593	01:09:32,960	01:09:35,421	How come your head isn't laid down, and your hair ain't there?	How come your head isn't laid down, and your hair ain't there?
1594	01:09:35,504	01:09:37,173	But let me tell you something right now.	But let me tell you something right now.
1595	01:09:37,256	01:09:39,300	You live your life the way you want to.	You live your life the way you want to.
1596	01:09:39,383	01:09:41,719	And you're a strong Black woman.	And you're a strong Black woman.
1597	01:09:41,802	01:09:44,305	And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world?	And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world?
1598	01:09:44,638	01:09:47,850	- Girls. - OK, Mommy.	- Girls. - OK, Mommy.
1599	01:09:49,060	01:09:52,813	Thank you for that wonderful holiday story.	Thank you for that wonderful holiday story.
1600	01:09:52,897	01:09:54,190	It was really nice.	It was really nice.
1601	01:09:54,815	01:09:56,484	Say, "Papa."	Say, "Papa."
1602	01:09:56,609	01:09:58,027	[camera clicks]	[camera clicks]
1603	01:09:58,110	01:10:01,155	[whooping]	[whooping]
1604	01:10:02,323	01:10:03,699	Shh-shh.	Shh-shh.
1605	01:10:03,783	01:10:05,785	[suckling sounds]	[suckling sounds]
1606	01:10:05,868	01:10:08,162	[groans] Whoa.	[groans] Whoa.
1607	01:10:09,372	01:10:10,664	Whoa, OK.	Whoa, OK.
1608	01:10:17,755	01:10:19,382	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1609	01:10:20,299	01:10:22,468	He just latched on.	He just latched on.
1610	01:10:22,635	01:10:26,263	And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything.	And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything.
1611	01:10:26,347	01:10:27,807	[crying]	[crying]
1612	01:10:27,890	01:10:30,226	Shh-shh-shh-shh. That's OK.	Shh-shh-shh-shh. That's OK.
1613	01:10:30,309	01:10:31,644	- Jeff. - Yeah.	- Jeff. - Yeah.
1614	01:10:31,727	01:10:33,187	Can I have him, please?	Can I have him, please?
1615	01:10:33,270	01:10:36,899	- Yeah, sure. Here. No worries. - OK.	- Yeah, sure. Here. No worries. - OK.
1616	01:10:40,569	01:10:43,030	I'm... I think I'm gonna put him down.	I'm... I think I'm gonna put him down.
1617	01:10:43,114	01:10:45,408	Yeah, cool. Cool.	Yeah, cool. Cool.
1618	01:10:48,035	01:10:50,287	Do you mind if I just get a moment with him?	Do you mind if I just get a moment with him?
1619	01:10:50,913	01:10:53,332	Oh, my God, yes. Of course, darling. Go ahead.	Oh, my God, yes. Of course, darling. Go ahead.
1620	01:10:55,501	01:10:57,753	- I will see you downstairs. - OK.	- I will see you downstairs. - OK.
1621	01:10:58,295	01:10:59,505	Good night.	Good night.
1622	01:11:02,758	01:11:03,884	You're OK.	You're OK.
1623	01:11:05,553	01:11:06,929	OK.	OK.
1624	01:11:07,012	01:11:08,973	Let's have a little sleep, shall we?	Let's have a little sleep, shall we?
1625	01:11:09,056	01:11:11,308	I love you. I love you.	I love you. I love you.
1626	01:11:18,441	01:11:19,400	Sleeping?	Sleeping?
1627	01:11:19,483	01:11:21,318	He will be in a minute.	He will be in a minute.
1628	01:11:21,902	01:11:24,488	Why don't you let me take over now?	Why don't you let me take over now?
1629	01:11:25,531	01:11:28,576	Well, even you can admit I can handle this.	Well, even you can admit I can handle this.
1630	01:11:30,703	01:11:32,621	You know what, I would love that.	You know what, I would love that.
1631	01:11:32,705	01:11:33,956	- Oh. - Thank you.	- Oh. - Thank you.
1632	01:11:34,039	01:11:35,416	You are welcome.	You are welcome.
1633	01:11:36,917	01:11:39,211	[upbeat music]	[upbeat music]
1634	01:11:39,295	01:11:43,966	I showed up here tonight, honestly, wanting to like talk to a wall.	I showed up here tonight, honestly, wanting to like talk to a wall.
1635	01:11:44,175	01:11:46,135	Am I better than a wall?	Am I better than a wall?
1636	01:11:46,927	01:11:48,762	Honey...	Honey...
1637	01:11:48,846	01:11:50,347	I just called you honey.	I just called you honey.
1638	01:11:51,056	01:11:53,392	This is going fast, but I want you to know...	This is going fast, but I want you to know...
1639	01:11:53,476	01:11:54,852	[inaudible mumbling]	[inaudible mumbling]
1640	01:11:54,935	01:11:57,313	- ♪ You and I ♪ - ♪ You and I ♪	- ♪ You and I ♪ - ♪ You and I ♪
1641	01:11:57,396	01:12:01,901	- ♪ Let's just do it one more time ♪ - ♪ One more time ♪	- ♪ Let's just do it one more time ♪ - ♪ One more time ♪
1642	01:12:02,943	01:12:06,363	- ♪ Let's get high ♪ - ♪ Let's get high ♪	- ♪ Let's get high ♪ - ♪ Let's get high ♪
1643	01:12:06,447	01:12:08,407	♪ Live until we die ♪	♪ Live until we die ♪
1644	01:12:10,075	01:12:11,035	Hello?	Hello?
1645	01:12:12,953	01:12:15,122	Oh, is that you, Brianne?	Oh, is that you, Brianne?
1646	01:12:16,999	01:12:19,126	- Hi. - [Molly] Hi.	- Hi. - [Molly] Hi.
1647	01:12:19,210	01:12:21,629	Hi. Hello.	Hi. Hello.
1648	01:12:21,712	01:12:23,714	- [Molly] Hello? - Hello.	- [Molly] Hello? - Hello.
1649	01:12:23,797	01:12:27,343	OK, uh, I'll just... I'll go to another bathroom.	OK, uh, I'll just... I'll go to another bathroom.
1650	01:12:29,011	01:12:31,388	[upbeat music]	[upbeat music]
1651	01:12:40,314	01:12:42,858	- Who the fuck invited all these people? - Oh...	- Who the fuck invited all these people? - Oh...
1652	01:12:43,400	01:12:46,445	[Molly] And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to?	[Molly] And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to?
1653	01:12:46,529	01:12:49,281	I might have texted a couple of people.	I might have texted a couple of people.
1654	01:12:49,365	01:12:53,244	- Oh, a couple of people. - Yeah, people you'd like.	- Oh, a couple of people. - Yeah, people you'd like.
1655	01:12:53,327	01:12:56,205	[sighs] Fuck it. You know what?	[sighs] Fuck it. You know what?
1656	01:12:56,288	01:12:58,958	Baby's down for the night, Helen says she's watching him,	Baby's down for the night, Helen says she's watching him,
1657	01:12:59,041	01:13:01,544	so it's momma time.	so it's momma time.
1658	01:13:01,627	01:13:03,295	- Yeah! - Oh!	- Yeah! - Oh!
1659	01:13:03,379	01:13:05,881	- What are you drinking up here? - Hennessy and ginger.	- What are you drinking up here? - Hennessy and ginger.
1660	01:13:05,965	01:13:10,052	- Ooh, all right. - There she goes. There she goes.	- Ooh, all right. - There she goes. There she goes.
1661	01:13:18,394	01:13:20,271	♪ Light it up, burn it down ♪	♪ Light it up, burn it down ♪
1662	01:13:20,354	01:13:22,356	♪ Steal the mic, feel the crowd ♪	♪ Steal the mic, feel the crowd ♪
1663	01:13:22,439	01:13:25,192	♪ Live it loud ♪	♪ Live it loud ♪
1664	01:13:35,077	01:13:37,538	♪ They wanna see you running ♪	♪ They wanna see you running ♪
1665	01:13:38,914	01:13:41,333	♪ It's just.-. static ♪	♪ It's just.-. static ♪
1666	01:13:42,960	01:13:45,296	♪ I know you see us coming ♪	♪ I know you see us coming ♪
1667	01:13:46,880	01:13:49,508	♪ The way it doesn't matter♪	♪ The way it doesn't matter♪
1668	01:13:50,217	01:13:51,218	♪ Light it up ♪	♪ Light it up ♪
1669	01:13:51,302	01:13:52,303	♪ Burn it down ♪	♪ Burn it down ♪
1670	01:13:52,386	01:13:53,387	♪ Steal the mic ♪	♪ Steal the mic ♪
1671	01:13:53,470	01:13:54,346	♪ Feel the crowd ♪	♪ Feel the crowd ♪
1672	01:13:54,430	01:13:55,681	♪ Live it loud ♪	♪ Live it loud ♪
1673	01:13:58,475	01:13:59,435	♪ Light it up ♪	♪ Light it up ♪
1674	01:13:59,518	01:14:00,519	♪ Burn it down ♪	♪ Burn it down ♪
1675	01:14:00,603	01:14:01,604	♪ Steal the mic ♪	♪ Steal the mic ♪
1676	01:14:01,687	01:14:02,563	♪ Feel the crowd ♪	♪ Feel the crowd ♪
1677	01:14:02,646	01:14:04,064	♪ Live it loud ♪	♪ Live it loud ♪
1678	01:14:06,358	01:14:08,360	♪ I feel so rough ♪	♪ I feel so rough ♪
1679	01:14:08,444	01:14:12,281	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪
1680	01:14:12,364	01:14:13,949	♪ All right ♪	♪ All right ♪
1681	01:14:14,033	01:14:16,118	♪ It's all love ♪	♪ It's all love ♪
1682	01:14:16,201	01:14:20,372	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪
1683	01:14:20,456	01:14:22,207	♪ All right ♪	♪ All right ♪
1684	01:14:22,291	01:14:23,792	♪ It's all love ♪	♪ It's all love ♪
1685	01:14:23,876	01:14:26,003	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
1686	01:14:26,086	01:14:27,755	♪ It's all love ♪	♪ It's all love ♪
1687	01:14:30,674	01:14:33,302	Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby.	Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby.
1688	01:14:33,385	01:14:34,720	Don't you hear him crying?	Don't you hear him crying?
1689	01:14:34,803	01:14:37,348	Sweetheart, that's what babies do.	Sweetheart, that's what babies do.
1690	01:14:37,431	01:14:38,807	- They cry. - Oh.	- They cry. - Oh.
1691	01:14:38,891	01:14:40,476	I can't get anything right with her.	I can't get anything right with her.
1692	01:14:40,559	01:14:41,935	I knew this was gonna happen.	I knew this was gonna happen.
1693	01:14:43,437	01:14:44,897	What was that about?	What was that about?
1694	01:14:44,980	01:14:47,608	[Eden crying]	[Eden crying]
1695	01:14:54,990	01:14:56,533	He's got a rash.	He's got a rash.
1696	01:14:56,617	01:14:59,244	He must be having an allergic reaction to something.	He must be having an allergic reaction to something.
1697	01:14:59,328	01:15:00,996	I think he's wheezing.	I think he's wheezing.
1698	01:15:01,080	01:15:03,040	We should take him to the hospital.	We should take him to the hospital.
1699	01:15:03,582	01:15:05,167	I'll drive. [voice echoing]	I'll drive. [voice echoing]
1700	01:15:06,085	01:15:07,252	I can't drive.	I can't drive.
1701	01:15:07,336	01:15:08,504	Well, then, call a Lyft!	Well, then, call a Lyft!
1702	01:15:08,587	01:15:10,089	[Fairy] Dumpster butt.	[Fairy] Dumpster butt.
1703	01:15:10,172	01:15:12,257	[Molly] Oh, my God, Abby! What is wrong with you?	[Molly] Oh, my God, Abby! What is wrong with you?
1704	01:15:12,341	01:15:14,635	I need you. Wake up!	I need you. Wake up!
1705	01:15:14,718	01:15:17,137	I'm awoke. Just can't drive.	I'm awoke. Just can't drive.
1706	01:15:17,471	01:15:19,890	You know what? Never mind. Never mind.	You know what? Never mind. Never mind.
1707	01:15:20,015	01:15:21,767	Twenty-five minutes for a fucking ambulance.	Twenty-five minutes for a fucking ambulance.
1708	01:15:21,850	01:15:25,437	- Are they out of their minds? - Well, the Lyft says three minutes away.	- Are they out of their minds? - Well, the Lyft says three minutes away.
1709	01:15:25,521	01:15:26,563	OK.	OK.
1710	01:15:26,647	01:15:29,692	He's definitely wheezing, but, at least we can hear him breathing, right?	He's definitely wheezing, but, at least we can hear him breathing, right?
1711	01:15:29,775	01:15:31,151	So, that's a good sign.	So, that's a good sign.
1712	01:15:31,235	01:15:32,945	He must have eaten something he shouldn't have.	He must have eaten something he shouldn't have.
1713	01:15:33,028	01:15:34,446	- [crying] - It's OK.	- [crying] - It's OK.
1714	01:15:35,322	01:15:36,824	Hey, can babies...	Hey, can babies...
1715	01:15:37,783	01:15:40,035	He can have pecans, right?	He can have pecans, right?
1716	01:15:41,662	01:15:44,331	Did you give him some of your fucking pie?	Did you give him some of your fucking pie?
1717	01:15:44,415	01:15:47,543	Just a... Not a whole piece. Just like the tiniest little bit.	Just a... Not a whole piece. Just like the tiniest little bit.
1718	01:15:47,626	01:15:48,919	- I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby!	- I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby!
1719	01:15:49,002	01:15:52,798	He must be allergic to pecans. Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK.	He must be allergic to pecans. Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK.
1720	01:15:52,881	01:15:54,299	There's nothing OK about this.	There's nothing OK about this.
1721	01:15:54,383	01:15:56,218	No, I know there's nothing OK about this!	No, I know there's nothing OK about this!
1722	01:15:56,301	01:15:59,138	Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts before they're one.	Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts before they're one.
1723	01:15:59,221	01:16:02,224	- What were you thinking? - I didn't realize a pecan was a nut!	- What were you thinking? - I didn't realize a pecan was a nut!
1724	01:16:02,975	01:16:06,854	I mean... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking.	I mean... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking.
1725	01:16:06,937	01:16:08,397	Of course you weren't thinking.	Of course you weren't thinking.
1726	01:16:08,480	01:16:10,733	You haven't been thinking for the past year.	You haven't been thinking for the past year.
1727	01:16:10,816	01:16:13,152	You've just been living in denial about Maeve	You've just been living in denial about Maeve
1728	01:16:13,235	01:16:14,820	and feeling sorry for yourself.	and feeling sorry for yourself.
1729	01:16:14,903	01:16:18,407	You know what? You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me!	You know what? You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me!
1730	01:16:18,490	01:16:21,034	What do you about dealing with your truth?	What do you about dealing with your truth?
1731	01:16:21,118	01:16:24,371	You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old.	You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old.
1732	01:16:24,455	01:16:27,082	Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today.	Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today.
1733	01:16:27,166	01:16:28,584	- Oh. - You were.	- Oh. - You were.
1734	01:16:28,667	01:16:31,211	You're going through a divorce. Act like it.	You're going through a divorce. Act like it.
1735	01:16:31,295	01:16:32,504	How can I?!	How can I?!
1736	01:16:32,588	01:16:34,173	Every time I bring up my divorce,	Every time I bring up my divorce,
1737	01:16:34,256	01:16:36,425	you start talking about your breakup as if it's the same fucking thing!	you start talking about your breakup as if it's the same fucking thing!
1738	01:16:36,508	01:16:37,926	Well, why isn't it?	Well, why isn't it?
1739	01:16:38,010	01:16:40,763	- I was married for four years! - So what?	- I was married for four years! - So what?
1740	01:16:40,846	01:16:43,932	My husband left me with a five-month old!	My husband left me with a five-month old!
1741	01:16:44,016	01:16:46,977	And I dated a woman who shaved my head in the middle of the night	And I dated a woman who shaved my head in the middle of the night
1742	01:16:47,060	01:16:50,439	'cause she saw a gray hair. You can't quantify grief.	'cause she saw a gray hair. You can't quantify grief.
1743	01:16:50,522	01:16:53,442	Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again.	Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again.
1744	01:16:53,525	01:16:54,735	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
1745	01:16:54,818	01:16:57,529	You know what? Never mind. I can't deal with you right now.	You know what? Never mind. I can't deal with you right now.
1746	01:16:57,613	01:17:01,241	I'm sorry. I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now	I'm sorry. I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now
1747	01:17:01,325	01:17:04,286	when you know I'm on shrooms. Your mouth is like...	when you know I'm on shrooms. Your mouth is like...
1748	01:17:04,369	01:17:07,581	It's moving all weird like a puppet and it is freaking me out!	It's moving all weird like a puppet and it is freaking me out!
1749	01:17:07,664	01:17:09,374	Did it ever occur to you that maybe	Did it ever occur to you that maybe
1750	01:17:09,458	01:17:12,211	I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling?	I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling?
1751	01:17:12,294	01:17:14,254	And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound,	And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound,
1752	01:17:14,338	01:17:17,299	but it's something that I need right now, OK?	but it's something that I need right now, OK?
1753	01:17:19,009	01:17:20,594	- Molls? - Oh, fuck.	- Molls? - Oh, fuck.
1754	01:17:22,763	01:17:25,098	You know, maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you	You know, maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you
1755	01:17:25,182	01:17:26,433	because I didn't want to listen to you	because I didn't want to listen to you
1756	01:17:26,517	01:17:29,019	bitch about some woman who never loved you.	bitch about some woman who never loved you.
1757	01:17:30,479	01:17:32,773	I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year.	I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year.
1758	01:17:32,856	01:17:35,108	I can't do it anymore, Abby!	I can't do it anymore, Abby!
1759	01:17:35,818	01:17:37,277	OK.	OK.
1760	01:17:42,366	01:17:44,243	Abby, what the hell is going on?	Abby, what the hell is going on?
1761	01:17:44,326	01:17:45,828	I gave the baby nuts.	I gave the baby nuts.
1762	01:17:45,911	01:17:49,248	He's having an allergic reaction, and Molly has a puppet mouth.	He's having an allergic reaction, and Molly has a puppet mouth.
1763	01:17:49,581	01:17:51,875	OK, Molly, wait. I'm coming with you.	OK, Molly, wait. I'm coming with you.
1764	01:18:08,475	01:18:11,270	Well, this happened at my niece's school.	Well, this happened at my niece's school.
1765	01:18:11,353	01:18:16,066	One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts.	One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts.
1766	01:18:16,149	01:18:17,150	He just sat.	He just sat.
1767	01:18:19,319	01:18:20,612	And then he died.	And then he died.
1768	01:18:24,157	01:18:25,742	Help! Help!	Help! Help!
1769	01:18:27,369	01:18:29,329	Hello? Hi. Excuse me, can somebody help us?	Hello? Hi. Excuse me, can somebody help us?
1770	01:18:29,413	01:18:30,873	- We need help please. - Yeah.	- We need help please. - Yeah.
1771	01:18:30,956	01:18:32,583	He's having an allergic reaction to nuts.	He's having an allergic reaction to nuts.
1772	01:18:32,666	01:18:34,793	- Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother?	- Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother?
1773	01:18:34,877	01:18:35,836	- Yes. - Yes.	- Yes. - Yes.
1774	01:18:35,919	01:18:38,088	- Were you there when it happened? - No, I wasn't.	- Were you there when it happened? - No, I wasn't.
1775	01:18:39,840	01:18:41,842	Have you been drinking today, ma'am?	Have you been drinking today, ma'am?
1776	01:18:42,467	01:18:45,387	No, I had a little bit of wine, but no.	No, I had a little bit of wine, but no.
1777	01:18:45,470	01:18:47,055	All right. Did you bring your insurance card?	All right. Did you bring your insurance card?
1778	01:18:47,139	01:18:48,140	- Yeah. Yes. - Did you? Yeah.	- Yeah. Yes. - Did you? Yeah.
1779	01:18:48,223	01:18:49,683	Yeah, in here.	Yeah, in here.
1780	01:18:50,017	01:18:51,310	- Come on! - Hang on.	- Come on! - Hang on.
1781	01:18:51,393	01:18:52,436	- Relax. - Sorry.	- Relax. - Sorry.
1782	01:18:57,274	01:18:59,735	OK. When you get done with that will you bring me	OK. When you get done with that will you bring me
1783	01:18:59,818	01:19:01,612	two bottles of Pedialyte to room one?	two bottles of Pedialyte to room one?
1784	01:19:01,820	01:19:04,698	We're gonna check him out. We'll see what the real issue is.	We're gonna check him out. We'll see what the real issue is.
1785	01:19:04,781	01:19:07,868	I just told you what the issue is. He had nuts. His throat might close up.	I just told you what the issue is. He had nuts. His throat might close up.
1786	01:19:07,951	01:19:10,787	- Can you just check him? - We will. You said you weren't there.	- Can you just check him? - We will. You said you weren't there.
1787	01:19:10,871	01:19:13,081	We just need to make sure that nobody gave him anything else,	We just need to make sure that nobody gave him anything else,
1788	01:19:13,165	01:19:17,586	- like drugs or alcohol. - Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol.	- like drugs or alcohol. - Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol.
1789	01:19:17,669	01:19:19,546	- Well, we don't know that. - Well, I know that!	- Well, we don't know that. - Well, I know that!
1790	01:19:19,630	01:19:22,382	I'm his mother, and I am telling you that he didn't have drugs or alcohol.	I'm his mother, and I am telling you that he didn't have drugs or alcohol.
1791	01:19:22,466	01:19:24,343	He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that?	He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that?
1792	01:19:24,426	01:19:26,887	OK. Just calm down, follow me.	OK. Just calm down, follow me.
1793	01:19:26,970	01:19:28,847	I love Thanksgiving.	I love Thanksgiving.
1794	01:19:32,935	01:19:35,312	She's not a better kisser than me, is she?	She's not a better kisser than me, is she?
1795	01:19:35,437	01:19:37,481	No. No.	No. No.
1796	01:19:37,648	01:19:41,693	I mean, her lips are way softer, but don't worry.	I mean, her lips are way softer, but don't worry.
1797	01:19:41,777	01:19:43,779	You're a much better kisser, hon.	You're a much better kisser, hon.
1798	01:19:45,280	01:19:47,866	- I can't find the baby. - What?	- I can't find the baby. - What?
1799	01:19:58,460	01:20:01,129	[phone ringing outbound]	[phone ringing outbound]
1800	01:20:04,716	01:20:07,177	[Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.	[Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.
1801	01:20:12,933	01:20:16,603	[distant laughter]	[distant laughter]
1802	01:20:16,687	01:20:18,981	There's no place like Home Depot. There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot. There's no place like Home Depot.
1803	01:20:19,064	01:20:22,901	There's no place like Home Depot. [exhales]	There's no place like Home Depot. [exhales]
1804	01:20:22,985	01:20:26,405	[babbling]	[babbling]
1805	01:20:29,825	01:20:31,076	How are you holding up?	How are you holding up?
1806	01:20:35,414	01:20:38,917	The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor.	The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor.
1807	01:20:40,043	01:20:42,421	What if I didn't hear him crying?	What if I didn't hear him crying?
1808	01:20:42,963	01:20:47,676	Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way.	Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way.
1809	01:20:49,636	01:20:51,096	He could've died.	He could've died.
1810	01:20:51,513	01:20:53,765	You're doing the best you possibly can.	You're doing the best you possibly can.
1811	01:20:57,602	01:21:00,272	Did you mean what you said back at the house	Did you mean what you said back at the house
1812	01:21:00,355	01:21:02,566	about me being a rebound?	about me being a rebound?
1813	01:21:05,527	01:21:06,653	Um...	Um...
1814	01:21:09,990	01:21:11,658	I actually did.	I actually did.
1815	01:21:12,075	01:21:14,870	I just, I don't know how great of a partner	I just, I don't know how great of a partner
1816	01:21:14,953	01:21:16,705	I can be right now, you know?	I can be right now, you know?
1817	01:21:16,997	01:21:21,251	I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks.	I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks.
1818	01:21:21,334	01:21:23,628	- Seventeen days. - And you're great.	- Seventeen days. - And you're great.
1819	01:21:23,712	01:21:27,215	I'm just not ready for a relationship.	I'm just not ready for a relationship.
1820	01:21:28,925	01:21:31,303	That's OK. Yeah.	That's OK. Yeah.
1821	01:21:31,386	01:21:32,387	- I'm so... - [phone ringing]	- I'm so... - [phone ringing]
1822	01:21:32,471	01:21:33,346	Oh, I should get this.	Oh, I should get this.
1823	01:21:33,430	01:21:35,724	Yeah. Listen, do you want me to stay?	Yeah. Listen, do you want me to stay?
1824	01:21:35,932	01:21:37,309	I can stay.	I can stay.
1825	01:21:37,517	01:21:40,353	It's OK. I... I've got it.	It's OK. I... I've got it.
1826	01:21:40,437	01:21:42,022	[chuckles] OK.	[chuckles] OK.
1827	01:21:44,858	01:21:46,359	- Hello? - Oh.	- Hello? - Oh.
1828	01:21:46,443	01:21:47,736	Hang on. Hang on one second.	Hang on. Hang on one second.
1829	01:21:47,819	01:21:50,489	I still you owe you money for the photo booth.	I still you owe you money for the photo booth.
1830	01:21:52,199	01:21:53,909	Oh, don't worry about it.	Oh, don't worry about it.
1831	01:21:54,993	01:21:56,119	Cool.	Cool.
1832	01:21:56,203	01:21:58,413	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
1833	01:22:00,707	01:22:01,708	Hey.	Hey.
1834	01:22:01,792	01:22:05,420	I don't want to alarm you, but,	I don't want to alarm you, but,
1835	01:22:05,504	01:22:08,381	Eden is missing and... is he with you?	Eden is missing and... is he with you?
1836	01:22:08,465	01:22:11,593	We're at the hospital. He had an allergic reaction to nuts.	We're at the hospital. He had an allergic reaction to nuts.
1837	01:22:11,676	01:22:13,261	Oh, thank God.	Oh, thank God.
1838	01:22:13,345	01:22:15,305	Molly and Eden are at the hospital.	Molly and Eden are at the hospital.
1839	01:22:16,264	01:22:17,140	What happened?	What happened?
1840	01:22:17,224	01:22:19,101	Abby gave him pecans.	Abby gave him pecans.
1841	01:22:19,184	01:22:22,604	Oh, Jesus Christ. Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts.	Oh, Jesus Christ. Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts.
1842	01:22:24,481	01:22:27,567	Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK?	Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK?
1843	01:22:27,651	01:22:29,903	- I didn't even know you were gone. - Yeah, he's fine.	- I didn't even know you were gone. - Yeah, he's fine.
1844	01:22:29,986	01:22:32,072	All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK?	All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK?
1845	01:22:32,155	01:22:33,448	Oh, no, honey, it's fine.	Oh, no, honey, it's fine.
1846	01:22:33,532	01:22:35,700	We're probably gonna be out of here real soon.	We're probably gonna be out of here real soon.
1847	01:22:35,951	01:22:39,204	All right. Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away.	All right. Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away.
1848	01:22:39,287	01:22:41,665	I know. I love you.	I know. I love you.
1849	01:22:41,748	01:22:43,750	I love you too, hon.	I love you too, hon.
1850	01:22:43,959	01:22:46,086	[sighs]	[sighs]
1851	01:22:46,878	01:22:48,255	You wanna check on the kids?	You wanna check on the kids?
1852	01:22:48,338	01:22:49,506	Yeah.	Yeah.
1853	01:22:51,883	01:22:54,302	- Oof, man. - [sighs]	- Oof, man. - [sighs]
1854	01:22:55,011	01:22:58,765	- Oh, that was so scary. - Oh, man. How's she doing?	- Oh, that was so scary. - Oh, man. How's she doing?
1855	01:22:58,849	01:23:01,184	- Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah.	- Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah.
1856	01:23:01,268	01:23:03,270	Wow, God, it seems like a lot to go through, you know?	Wow, God, it seems like a lot to go through, you know?
1857	01:23:03,353	01:23:06,481	Oh, I feel very shaken up.	Oh, I feel very shaken up.
1858	01:23:06,565	01:23:09,734	- Mm, sure. - Thank you. This feels...	- Mm, sure. - Thank you. This feels...
1859	01:23:09,818	01:23:13,196	- This feels nice. - Of course. Oh!	- This feels nice. - Of course. Oh!
1860	01:23:13,280	01:23:16,116	Oh, God. Helen, wait. Wait... Sorry.	Oh, God. Helen, wait. Wait... Sorry.
1861	01:23:16,199	01:23:18,785	Helen, hey. I can't do this.	Helen, hey. I can't do this.
1862	01:23:18,869	01:23:23,248	Why not? You're not gonna give me this crap about being old.	Why not? You're not gonna give me this crap about being old.
1863	01:23:23,331	01:23:25,542	I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast.	I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast.
1864	01:23:25,625	01:23:28,253	Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet.	Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet.
1865	01:23:28,336	01:23:30,088	Um, and it's not that you're too old.	Um, and it's not that you're too old.
1866	01:23:30,172	01:23:31,882	- You are a gorgeous woman. - Yeah.	- You are a gorgeous woman. - Yeah.
1867	01:23:31,965	01:23:35,802	But, you're Molly's mother. [chuckles]	But, you're Molly's mother. [chuckles]
1868	01:23:35,886	01:23:38,388	Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting.	Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting.
1869	01:23:38,471	01:23:40,098	We are like sisters.	We are like sisters.
1870	01:23:41,224	01:23:43,852	I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen.	I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen.
1871	01:23:43,935	01:23:45,979	Well, why does Molly get all the fun?	Well, why does Molly get all the fun?
1872	01:23:46,062	01:23:47,856	- All the fun? - Yeah.	- All the fun? - Yeah.
1873	01:23:47,939	01:23:50,609	You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right?	You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right?
1874	01:23:50,692	01:23:53,737	And she's going through a divorce. That doesn't sound like fun.	And she's going through a divorce. That doesn't sound like fun.
1875	01:23:53,820	01:23:55,989	- I have gone through five divorces. - Mm-hm.	- I have gone through five divorces. - Mm-hm.
1876	01:23:56,072	01:23:57,199	Like Elizabeth Taylor.	Like Elizabeth Taylor.
1877	01:23:58,408	01:24:02,454	Helen, you're not sisters, OK? You're her mother.	Helen, you're not sisters, OK? You're her mother.
1878	01:24:02,537	01:24:05,248	Seems like she could use that right now. You know what I mean?	Seems like she could use that right now. You know what I mean?
1879	01:24:10,629	01:24:13,048	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
1880	01:24:13,131	01:24:17,302	Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy.	Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy.
1881	01:24:17,385	01:24:19,012	I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him	I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him
1882	01:24:19,095	01:24:20,722	and then you guys will be free to go.	and then you guys will be free to go.
1883	01:24:20,805	01:24:21,806	Thank you.	Thank you.
1884	01:24:23,350	01:24:24,517	Pluto Raiders?	Pluto Raiders?
1885	01:24:25,060	01:24:26,353	Yeah.	Yeah.
1886	01:24:26,436	01:24:29,314	OK, what was it like working with Streep?	OK, what was it like working with Streep?
1887	01:24:30,232	01:24:35,362	- I mean, come on. The best. - [chuckles] I knew it.	- I mean, come on. The best. - [chuckles] I knew it.
1888	01:24:35,570	01:24:37,739	- OK, he'll be right in. - OK.	- OK, he'll be right in. - OK.
1889	01:24:41,493	01:24:45,747	Oh, I love you, my little boy. My sweet boy.	Oh, I love you, my little boy. My sweet boy.
1890	01:24:45,830	01:24:48,083	[phone chimes]	[phone chimes]
1891	01:24:49,793	01:24:52,629	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪
1892	01:24:54,464	01:24:55,507	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
1893	01:24:57,425	01:25:01,429	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪	♪ Tonight we keep it cool, cool, cool ♪
1894	01:25:01,513	01:25:03,348	♪ All right ♪	♪ All right ♪
1895	01:25:03,431	01:25:05,058	♪ It's all love ♪	♪ It's all love ♪
1896	01:25:11,064	01:25:13,650	Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson.	Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson.
1897	01:25:13,733	01:25:15,694	OK, it's family only. Just let me...	OK, it's family only. Just let me...
1898	01:25:15,819	01:25:16,945	Oh, I am family.	Oh, I am family.
1899	01:25:18,697	01:25:23,076	Oh, I'm not fam... Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay?	Oh, I'm not fam... Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay?
1900	01:25:23,159	01:25:24,411	- Wha...? - I'm not...	- Wha...? - I'm not...
1901	01:25:24,494	01:25:26,830	I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay?	I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay?
1902	01:25:26,913	01:25:29,833	- No. No. - Do I need to make a viral video	- No. No. - Do I need to make a viral video
1903	01:25:29,916	01:25:32,585	for the ACLU? Do you want a million hits on that shit?	for the ACLU? Do you want a million hits on that shit?
1904	01:25:32,669	01:25:35,714	- Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC,	- Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC,
1905	01:25:35,797	01:25:39,175	and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna rain down on this fire!	and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna rain down on this fire!
1906	01:25:39,259	01:25:41,303	OK, ma'am. It's not 'cause you're gay.	OK, ma'am. It's not 'cause you're gay.
1907	01:25:41,386	01:25:43,471	Just not on the list.	Just not on the list.
1908	01:25:43,555	01:25:45,181	I'm not on the family list?	I'm not on the family list?
1909	01:25:46,099	01:25:48,977	It's fine. She's family.	It's fine. She's family.
1910	01:25:52,647	01:25:55,442	Well, rainbow flags for everybody.	Well, rainbow flags for everybody.
1911	01:25:55,525	01:25:56,693	Yeah, ma'am...	Yeah, ma'am...
1912	01:25:56,776	01:25:59,070	I still need you to fill out the visitor log.	I still need you to fill out the visitor log.
1913	01:25:59,154	01:26:00,113	Oh.	Oh.
1914	01:26:01,239	01:26:03,533	And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes	And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes
1915	01:26:03,616	01:26:05,827	because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks.	because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks.
1916	01:26:06,578	01:26:08,747	Well...	Well...
1917	01:26:08,830	01:26:10,498	Classic Dyke on a Bike.	Classic Dyke on a Bike.
1918	01:26:10,582	01:26:11,624	Mm-hmm.	Mm-hmm.
1919	01:26:11,708	01:26:14,878	I know. I wanna go, too.	I know. I wanna go, too.
1920	01:26:15,754	01:26:18,757	- Hey... - Hey.	- Hey... - Hey.
1921	01:26:20,592	01:26:21,801	Is he OK?	Is he OK?
1922	01:26:22,927	01:26:23,970	Yeah.	Yeah.
1923	01:26:25,430	01:26:26,890	He has a nut allergy.	He has a nut allergy.
1924	01:26:26,973	01:26:29,225	Yeah, well, I figured.	Yeah, well, I figured.
1925	01:26:32,604	01:26:33,813	Hi.	Hi.
1926	01:26:34,856	01:26:36,149	How... How are you?	How... How are you?
1927	01:26:41,863	01:26:43,156	I don't know.	I don't know.
1928	01:26:46,117	01:26:47,452	I should have been with him.	I should have been with him.
1929	01:26:47,535	01:26:51,623	Oh, God, no. Don't... don't do that. It was my fault.	Oh, God, no. Don't... don't do that. It was my fault.
1930	01:26:55,668	01:26:57,379	Well, that is true.	Well, that is true.
1931	01:26:57,962	01:27:01,383	But listen, maybe I needed this.	But listen, maybe I needed this.
1932	01:27:02,801	01:27:07,347	You know, I just didn't wanna deal with anything today.	You know, I just didn't wanna deal with anything today.
1933	01:27:09,099	01:27:12,477	I was just trying to prove I was OK.	I was just trying to prove I was OK.
1934	01:27:16,106	01:27:19,692	- I'm not OK. - I know.	- I'm not OK. - I know.
1935	01:27:25,448	01:27:27,617	I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve.	I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve.
1936	01:27:27,700	01:27:30,245	No, it's... You were right.	No, it's... You were right.
1937	01:27:31,329	01:27:34,040	She never loved me.	She never loved me.
1938	01:27:36,584	01:27:40,380	Yeah, but at least you were brave enough to try to have some real intimacy.	Yeah, but at least you were brave enough to try to have some real intimacy.
1939	01:27:41,798	01:27:44,801	I don't think I've ever been able to do that.	I don't think I've ever been able to do that.
1940	01:27:45,885	01:27:48,388	Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy.	Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy.
1941	01:27:48,471	01:27:51,307	I was basically just his ornament.	I was basically just his ornament.
1942	01:27:55,019	01:27:57,188	Maybe I am just a prettiot.	Maybe I am just a prettiot.
1943	01:27:58,731	01:28:00,316	You're not that pretty.	You're not that pretty.
1944	01:28:01,943	01:28:04,320	You know you're actually prettier on the inside	You know you're actually prettier on the inside
1945	01:28:04,404	01:28:08,700	than you are on the outside. That is fucking infuriating.	than you are on the outside. That is fucking infuriating.
1946	01:28:10,410	01:28:12,120	Babe, you're a great catch.	Babe, you're a great catch.
1947	01:28:12,203	01:28:14,581	- OK. - Yeah, you are.	- OK. - Yeah, you are.
1948	01:28:14,664	01:28:17,417	And I cannot wait to see you with your person.	And I cannot wait to see you with your person.
1949	01:28:17,500	01:28:20,879	Well, I don't know.	Well, I don't know.
1950	01:28:20,962	01:28:23,715	The LA lesbian world is pretty self-aware.	The LA lesbian world is pretty self-aware.
1951	01:28:23,798	01:28:27,760	And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay until your '30s.	And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay until your '30s.
1952	01:28:27,844	01:28:32,682	Well, if only your tube sock collection had been any indication.	Well, if only your tube sock collection had been any indication.
1953	01:28:34,100	01:28:36,936	Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover	Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover
1954	01:28:37,020	01:28:40,899	with an incredible tube sock collection, looking for her Idgie Threadgoode.	with an incredible tube sock collection, looking for her Idgie Threadgoode.
1955	01:28:41,065	01:28:43,151	Must love to sit around the table with friends,	Must love to sit around the table with friends,
1956	01:28:43,234	01:28:45,028	laughing and eating way into the night,	laughing and eating way into the night,
1957	01:28:45,111	01:28:47,238	but be willing to sneak away and make mad love	but be willing to sneak away and make mad love
1958	01:28:47,322	01:28:50,992	to the cool sounds of Queen B. Nice boobies a plus.	to the cool sounds of Queen B. Nice boobies a plus.
1959	01:28:52,452	01:28:53,953	- Hey, Molly. - [Molly] Yeah?	- Hey, Molly. - [Molly] Yeah?
1960	01:28:54,037	01:28:57,207	- He's all set to go. - Oh. Thank you.	- He's all set to go. - Oh. Thank you.
1961	01:28:57,582	01:29:00,043	- Thanks for everything. - My pleasure.	- Thanks for everything. - My pleasure.
1962	01:29:00,126	01:29:04,214	Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number. No pressure.	Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number. No pressure.
1963	01:29:06,424	01:29:09,010	I feel like... unprofessional.	I feel like... unprofessional.
1964	01:29:09,177	01:29:10,887	- Not-- - Of course, that's what you'd say.	- Not-- - Of course, that's what you'd say.
1965	01:29:10,970	01:29:13,223	- Not the time. - Come on, let's get out of here.	- Not the time. - Come on, let's get out of here.
1966	01:29:13,306	01:29:15,350	- We'll talk about it in the car. - I'll get this.	- We'll talk about it in the car. - I'll get this.
1967	01:29:15,433	01:29:17,477	[melodic music]	[melodic music]
1968	01:29:18,144	01:29:19,395	I love you.	I love you.
1969	01:29:22,315	01:29:27,195	♪ Are we on the lonely side? ♪	♪ Are we on the lonely side? ♪
1970	01:29:27,278	01:29:29,739	♪ Say, oh, oh, oh, now ♪	♪ Say, oh, oh, oh, now ♪
1971	01:29:29,822	01:29:33,409	♪ The past long away ♪	♪ The past long away ♪
1972	01:29:33,493	01:29:38,498	♪ And are we so lost In the dark of our hearts? ♪	♪ And are we so lost In the dark of our hearts? ♪
1973	01:29:42,794	01:29:45,588	- Gobble, gobble. - [groans] Man.	- Gobble, gobble. - [groans] Man.
1974	01:29:45,672	01:29:47,048	[laughing]	[laughing]
1975	01:29:48,550	01:29:51,261	That hat was on Jeff's balls.	That hat was on Jeff's balls.
1976	01:29:52,679	01:29:54,931	After all he's been through tonight?	After all he's been through tonight?
1977	01:29:55,014	01:29:56,432	They were clean balls.	They were clean balls.
1978	01:29:56,516	01:29:59,185	Oh, my God. How do you know?	Oh, my God. How do you know?
1979	01:29:59,269	01:30:01,854	- I licked them. - [groans]	- I licked them. - [groans]
1980	01:30:04,566	01:30:06,401	[sighs]	[sighs]
1981	01:30:06,859	01:30:08,403	Thank God.	Thank God.
1982	01:30:08,486	01:30:09,946	- Hey. - Poor guy.	- Hey. - Poor guy.
1983	01:30:10,029	01:30:13,199	- How are you doing? - Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess.	- How are you doing? - Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess.
1984	01:30:16,578	01:30:17,704	[Lauren] It's OK.	[Lauren] It's OK.
1985	01:30:17,787	01:30:18,788	Thanks, honey.	Thanks, honey.
1986	01:30:18,871	01:30:20,582	- I'm gonna go grab the kids. - OK.	- I'm gonna go grab the kids. - OK.
1987	01:30:20,665	01:30:22,959	Dan...	Dan...
1988	01:30:23,042	01:30:25,336	I'm sorry I made out with your wife.	I'm sorry I made out with your wife.
1989	01:30:26,588	01:30:30,049	- Look here, it is all good. - OK.	- Look here, it is all good. - OK.
1990	01:30:30,133	01:30:33,845	Just next time, you just invite a brother. That's all I ask. You dig?	Just next time, you just invite a brother. That's all I ask. You dig?
1991	01:30:33,928	01:30:36,139	Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women,	Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women,
1992	01:30:36,222	01:30:38,433	but if there is one, it's you.	but if there is one, it's you.
1993	01:30:41,102	01:30:42,437	[sighs]	[sighs]
1994	01:30:42,520	01:30:44,772	- I love you guys. - We love you.	- I love you guys. - We love you.
1995	01:30:45,857	01:30:47,150	- Bye, honey. - Thanks, bye.	- Bye, honey. - Thanks, bye.
1996	01:30:48,067	01:30:49,152	Bye.	Bye.
1997	01:30:54,449	01:30:55,783	Leftovers?	Leftovers?
1998	01:30:55,867	01:30:57,535	Hell, yeah.	Hell, yeah.
1999	01:31:05,668	01:31:07,754	I thought you might be hungry.	I thought you might be hungry.
2000	01:31:08,921	01:31:10,173	Yeah.	Yeah.
2001	01:31:15,219	01:31:16,596	This is nice.	This is nice.
2002	01:31:28,775	01:31:32,278	You have so many strong and beautiful women around you.	You have so many strong and beautiful women around you.
2003	01:31:34,364	01:31:37,492	I really envy you girls and this time that you are living in.	I really envy you girls and this time that you are living in.
2004	01:31:39,702	01:31:41,621	You're living in it too, Helen.	You're living in it too, Helen.
2005	01:31:43,122	01:31:44,123	Call me Mom.	Call me Mom.
2006	01:31:47,335	01:31:49,253	Nah, I think Helen's a better fit.	Nah, I think Helen's a better fit.
2007	01:31:49,921	01:31:52,173	Yeah, I think you're right. [chuckles]	Yeah, I think you're right. [chuckles]
2008	01:31:52,256	01:31:53,466	Yeah.	Yeah.
2009	01:31:57,011	01:32:00,014	Helen. Join me outside?	Helen. Join me outside?
2010	01:32:00,640	01:32:04,394	Uh... Nice chat. Enjoy the food.	Uh... Nice chat. Enjoy the food.
2011	01:32:07,480	01:32:09,440	At least someone's getting laid tonight.	At least someone's getting laid tonight.
2012	01:32:10,650	01:32:13,486	[upbeat music]	[upbeat music]
2013	01:32:18,533	01:32:20,660	You may also be getting a hemorrhoid.	You may also be getting a hemorrhoid.
2014	01:32:20,743	01:32:22,286	- Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids.	- Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids.
2015	01:32:22,370	01:32:23,955	That's the only thing I don't have right now.	That's the only thing I don't have right now.
2016	01:32:24,038	01:32:26,582	- Come on. - Stick a clove of garlic up your ass.	- Come on. - Stick a clove of garlic up your ass.
2017	01:32:26,666	01:32:28,418	- No, that... Oh, my God. - It works!	- No, that... Oh, my God. - It works!
2018	01:32:28,668	01:32:31,504	You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out?	You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out?
2019	01:32:31,587	01:32:33,506	Have you ever had pus come out of your ass?	Have you ever had pus come out of your ass?
2020	01:32:33,589	01:32:37,260	Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you	Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you
2021	01:32:37,343	01:32:41,222	while your asshole bleeds? What am I saying?	while your asshole bleeds? What am I saying?
2022	01:32:41,305	01:32:45,143	I forgot what I was supposed to be saying.	I forgot what I was supposed to be saying.
2023	01:32:45,226	01:32:47,228	They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out.	They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out.
2024	01:32:47,311	01:32:49,230	Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe.	Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe.
2025	01:32:49,313	01:32:50,648	Mm...	Mm...
2026	01:32:51,482	01:32:53,526	[all laughing]	[all laughing]
2027	01:32:55,361	01:32:59,991	Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. OK, here.	Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. OK, here.
2028	01:33:00,074	01:33:03,745	- The worst husband of all time. - Sorry. Sorry.	- The worst husband of all time. - Sorry. Sorry.
2029	01:33:04,036	01:33:06,122	Why would you invite him without asking me?	Why would you invite him without asking me?
2030	01:33:06,205	01:33:08,499	[Helen] Oh, the two of you were so good together.	[Helen] Oh, the two of you were so good together.
2031	01:33:08,583	01:33:10,668	[crying]	[crying]
2032	01:33:10,752	01:33:12,253	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2033	01:33:12,336	01:33:14,172	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2034	01:33:14,255	01:33:17,842	♪ Savannah, you’re my girl ♪	♪ Savannah, you’re my girl ♪
2035	01:33:17,925	01:33:19,343	He cheated on me.	He cheated on me.
2036	01:33:19,427	01:33:20,928	[crying]	[crying]
2037	01:33:21,012	01:33:22,555	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2038	01:33:22,638	01:33:24,307	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2039	01:33:24,390	01:33:26,392	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2040	01:33:26,476	01:33:32,523	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK?	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK?
2041	01:33:33,107	01:33:36,611	- Claire. - And I'll take your silence as consent.	- Claire. - And I'll take your silence as consent.
2042	01:33:36,778	01:33:38,321	That was terrible.	That was terrible.
2043	01:33:38,404	01:33:40,490	[laughing]	[laughing]
2044	01:33:41,824	01:33:45,369	I don't understand. What's the problem? You said you didn't mind.	I don't understand. What's the problem? You said you didn't mind.
2045	01:33:45,453	01:33:47,955	Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit.	Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit.
2046	01:33:48,039	01:33:51,667	- Well, you didn't-- - You made me use my white voice.	- Well, you didn't-- - You made me use my white voice.
2047	01:33:51,751	01:33:54,128	[laughing]	[laughing]
2048	01:33:55,546	01:33:56,798	You...	You...
2049	01:33:58,007	01:33:59,634	Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids	Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids
2050	01:33:59,717	01:34:01,761	because of all my built up aggression and anger	because of all my built up aggression and anger
2051	01:34:01,844	01:34:03,054	that I've been pushing, you know?	that I've been pushing, you know?
2052	01:34:03,137	01:34:05,973	[all laughing]	[all laughing]
2053	01:34:08,392	01:34:09,894	I had to go in, see my urologist,	I had to go in, see my urologist,
2054	01:34:09,977	01:34:13,147	'cause I had a massive softball-sized tumor.	'cause I had a massive softball-sized tumor.
2055	01:34:13,231	01:34:15,441	[laughing]	[laughing]
2056	01:34:20,196	01:34:22,824	I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids	I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids
2057	01:34:22,907	01:34:25,159	'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again.	'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again.
2058	01:34:25,243	01:34:27,578	- You know, and uh... - Mm.	- You know, and uh... - Mm.
2059	01:34:27,662	01:34:30,081	[laughing]	[laughing]
2060	01:34:32,917	01:34:38,214	I feel really blessed to be here and thank you so much, hostess, and host.	I feel really blessed to be here and thank you so much, hostess, and host.
2061	01:34:38,297	01:34:39,882	[coughing]	[coughing]
2062	01:34:39,966	01:34:42,385	[laughing]	[laughing]
2063	01:34:46,597	01:34:49,350	I inhaled a lettuce leaf, people.	I inhaled a lettuce leaf, people.
2064	01:34:50,393	01:34:52,144	Oh, my God.	Oh, my God.
2065	01:34:52,228	01:34:54,063	I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen	I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen
2066	01:34:54,146	01:34:55,773	when I went to school.	when I went to school.
2067	01:34:55,857	01:34:57,358	But, you know, when we...	But, you know, when we...
2068	01:34:57,441	01:35:03,114	If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash, we'd just throw peanuts at his face.	If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash, we'd just throw peanuts at his face.
2069	01:35:03,197	01:35:04,532	[laughing]	[laughing]
2070	01:35:04,615	01:35:07,577	- It's all in fun though. Hell. - [man] Oh, shit.	- It's all in fun though. Hell. - [man] Oh, shit.
2071	01:35:07,660	01:35:09,912	[woman over radio] Jack, stop laughing.	[woman over radio] Jack, stop laughing.
2072	01:35:09,996	01:35:11,497	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
2073	01:35:11,581	01:35:13,040	- You like balls. - I can't say anything right.	- You like balls. - I can't say anything right.
2074	01:35:13,124	01:35:15,001	- You like looking at balls? - I like balls.	- You like looking at balls? - I like balls.
2075	01:35:15,084	01:35:17,044	- Looking at them? - Mm-hm.	- Looking at them? - Mm-hm.
2076	01:35:17,128	01:35:18,379	I don't need to look at them.	I don't need to look at them.
2077	01:35:18,462	01:35:20,673	- I just need to feel them up against me. - That's what I fucking thought.	- I just need to feel them up against me. - That's what I fucking thought.
2078	01:35:20,756	01:35:22,675	- That's what I thought. - Some balls are nice.	- That's what I thought. - Some balls are nice.
2079	01:35:22,758	01:35:23,968	That's what I thought.	That's what I thought.
2080	01:35:24,051	01:35:26,137	- Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice.	- Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice.
2081	01:35:26,971	01:35:29,265	This one's for Nicol Paone.	This one's for Nicol Paone.
2082	01:35:33,352	01:35:35,271	[woman] And then, like, swallow it like...	[woman] And then, like, swallow it like...
2083	01:35:36,230	01:35:39,191	What the fuck kind of movie is this?	What the fuck kind of movie is this?