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| 1 | 00:01:12,921 | 00:01:17,921 | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org |
| 2 | 00:01:18,356 | 00:01:20,960 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 3 | 00:01:32,772 | 00:01:34,974 | ♪ Bionic lover ♪ | ♪ Bionic lover ♪ |
| 4 | 00:01:35,007 | 00:01:37,342 | Gobble, gobble. | Gobble, gobble. |
| 5 | 00:01:37,375 | 00:01:39,477 | This might just be the only bird excited | This might just be the only bird excited |
| 6 | 00:01:39,511 | 00:01:40,445 | to lose its neck today. | to lose its neck today. |
| 7 | 00:01:40,478 | 00:01:41,947 | Can we do without the puns? | Can we do without the puns? |
| 8 | 00:01:41,981 | 00:01:44,049 | Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving | Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving |
| 9 | 00:01:44,083 | 00:01:45,684 | then it wouldn't be a pun. | then it wouldn't be a pun. |
| 10 | 00:01:45,718 | 00:01:47,619 | It's just a grammar thing. | It's just a grammar thing. |
| 11 | 00:01:47,652 | 00:01:49,922 | Good point, Mr. Williams. | Good point, Mr. Williams. |
| 12 | 00:01:49,955 | 00:01:51,356 | However... | However... |
| 13 | 00:01:53,391 | 00:01:57,462 | I don't remember saying that you could talk. | I don't remember saying that you could talk. |
| 14 | 00:01:57,495 | 00:01:58,831 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
| 15 | 00:01:58,864 | 00:02:00,000 | OK, that hurts. | OK, that hurts. |
| 16 | 00:02:00,033 | 00:02:01,067 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
| 17 | 00:02:01,101 | 00:02:02,601 | So does divorce. | So does divorce. |
| 18 | 00:02:02,635 | 00:02:05,005 | But you don't see me crying about it, do you? | But you don't see me crying about it, do you? |
| 19 | 00:02:05,038 | 00:02:07,573 | 'Cause I'm taking names today, son. | 'Cause I'm taking names today, son. |
| 20 | 00:02:07,606 | 00:02:08,942 | [groans] | [groans] |
| 21 | 00:02:08,975 | 00:02:11,878 | Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he? | Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he? |
| 22 | 00:02:11,912 | 00:02:13,445 | [baby babbling] | [baby babbling] |
| 23 | 00:02:13,479 | 00:02:15,514 | I'm gonna need for you to stop talking. | I'm gonna need for you to stop talking. |
| 24 | 00:02:15,548 | 00:02:17,616 | Now turn around and show me your... | Now turn around and show me your... |
| 25 | 00:02:17,650 | 00:02:19,920 | Pecans for the pie. | Pecans for the pie. |
| 26 | 00:02:19,953 | 00:02:21,620 | I don't know why you're making that this year. | I don't know why you're making that this year. |
| 27 | 00:02:21,654 | 00:02:22,956 | It wasn't that good. | It wasn't that good. |
| 28 | 00:02:22,989 | 00:02:23,990 | Barbara, be nice to your sister. | Barbara, be nice to your sister. |
| 29 | 00:02:24,024 | 00:02:25,058 | She's had a rough year. | She's had a rough year. |
| 30 | 00:02:25,091 | 00:02:26,726 | Thanks, Mom. | Thanks, Mom. |
| 31 | 00:02:26,760 | 00:02:29,495 | Oh my God, it is jerk turd central in here. | Oh my God, it is jerk turd central in here. |
| 32 | 00:02:29,528 | 00:02:32,132 | [Mom] So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh? | [Mom] So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh? |
| 33 | 00:02:32,165 | 00:02:34,000 | Which one of the Avengers is bringing | Which one of the Avengers is bringing |
| 34 | 00:02:34,034 | 00:02:36,136 | the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey? | the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey? |
| 35 | 00:02:36,169 | 00:02:38,104 | Sorry, to burst your rude bubble | Sorry, to burst your rude bubble |
| 36 | 00:02:38,138 | 00:02:40,639 | but it's just me, Molly and the baby today. | but it's just me, Molly and the baby today. |
| 37 | 00:02:40,673 | 00:02:42,541 | I don't even wanna know what goes on out there. | I don't even wanna know what goes on out there. |
| 38 | 00:02:42,575 | 00:02:44,044 | Nothing goes on. | Nothing goes on. |
| 39 | 00:02:44,077 | 00:02:46,012 | We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition, | We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition, |
| 40 | 00:02:46,046 | 00:02:49,116 | no matter how small the family is this year. | no matter how small the family is this year. |
| 41 | 00:02:49,150 | 00:02:50,785 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
| 42 | 00:02:50,818 | 00:02:52,687 | Good for you, honey. You know what they say, | Good for you, honey. You know what they say, |
| 43 | 00:02:52,720 | 00:02:54,055 | you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are | you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are |
| 44 | 00:02:54,088 | 00:02:55,790 | before you can move on. | before you can move on. |
| 45 | 00:02:55,823 | 00:02:57,992 | And they also say you're both better off | And they also say you're both better off |
| 46 | 00:02:58,025 | 00:02:59,426 | without assholes in your life. | without assholes in your life. |
| 47 | 00:02:59,459 | 00:03:00,527 | That too. | That too. |
| 48 | 00:03:00,560 | 00:03:01,963 | God, it just feels so weird | God, it just feels so weird |
| 49 | 00:03:01,996 | 00:03:03,898 | not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving. | not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving. |
| 50 | 00:03:03,931 | 00:03:05,800 | Oh, give me a break. | Oh, give me a break. |
| 51 | 00:03:05,833 | 00:03:07,702 | Both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth. | Both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth. |
| 52 | 00:03:07,735 | 00:03:09,469 | People don't hit their children anymore. | People don't hit their children anymore. |
| 53 | 00:03:09,502 | 00:03:11,172 | - I don't know why. - Well, they should. | - I don't know why. - Well, they should. |
| 54 | 00:03:11,205 | 00:03:13,040 | [Mom] Why isn't the pool heated? | [Mom] Why isn't the pool heated? |
| 55 | 00:03:13,074 | 00:03:15,675 | 'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck. | 'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck. |
| 56 | 00:03:15,710 | 00:03:16,911 | Go play on the ice. | Go play on the ice. |
| 57 | 00:03:16,944 | 00:03:18,578 | Barbara, calm down. | Barbara, calm down. |
| 58 | 00:03:18,612 | 00:03:20,681 | It just felt nice to have a family for once. | It just felt nice to have a family for once. |
| 59 | 00:03:20,715 | 00:03:22,582 | - Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass? | - Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass? |
| 60 | 00:03:22,616 | 00:03:24,886 | No, you know what I mean, my own family. | No, you know what I mean, my own family. |
| 61 | 00:03:24,919 | 00:03:27,121 | Listen, you know what, if you want a family, | Listen, you know what, if you want a family, |
| 62 | 00:03:27,154 | 00:03:29,023 | we could all be together, | we could all be together, |
| 63 | 00:03:29,056 | 00:03:30,791 | you could marry Big Pauly from down the street. | you could marry Big Pauly from down the street. |
| 64 | 00:03:30,825 | 00:03:32,459 | He always asks about you. | He always asks about you. |
| 65 | 00:03:32,492 | 00:03:35,196 | Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe. | Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe. |
| 66 | 00:03:35,229 | 00:03:36,732 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
| 67 | 00:03:36,765 | 00:03:38,934 | Listen, how's Molly doing? | Listen, how's Molly doing? |
| 68 | 00:03:38,967 | 00:03:41,837 | Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders and | Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders and |
| 69 | 00:03:41,870 | 00:03:43,906 | - I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it! | - I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it! |
| 70 | 00:03:43,939 | 00:03:45,606 | - You fell asleep, Ma. - I saw it too, we loved it. | - You fell asleep, Ma. - I saw it too, we loved it. |
| 71 | 00:03:45,640 | 00:03:46,875 | No, no, I saw every bit of it. | No, no, I saw every bit of it. |
| 72 | 00:03:46,909 | 00:03:48,643 | Pluto Raiders. | Pluto Raiders. |
| 73 | 00:03:48,676 | 00:03:49,778 | How's she doing since the husband left though? | How's she doing since the husband left though? |
| 74 | 00:03:49,811 | 00:03:52,480 | Oh, my God, she is a real mess. | Oh, my God, she is a real mess. |
| 75 | 00:03:53,181 | 00:03:55,449 | Molly, that does hurt. | Molly, that does hurt. |
| 76 | 00:03:55,483 | 00:03:57,185 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
| 77 | 00:03:57,219 | 00:03:59,855 | Have you ever pushed a 10 pound baby out of your vagina? | Have you ever pushed a 10 pound baby out of your vagina? |
| 78 | 00:03:59,888 | 00:04:01,990 | - No. - No, you don't have a vagina? | - No. - No, you don't have a vagina? |
| 79 | 00:04:02,024 | 00:04:03,859 | Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole? | Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole? |
| 80 | 00:04:03,892 | 00:04:06,094 | - Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing | - Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing |
| 81 | 00:04:06,128 | 00:04:08,830 | a miracle into the world? | a miracle into the world? |
| 82 | 00:04:08,864 | 00:04:10,933 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 83 | 00:04:10,966 | 00:04:12,868 | - Right. - Yeah. | - Right. - Yeah. |
| 84 | 00:04:12,901 | 00:04:16,071 | You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid. | You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid. |
| 85 | 00:04:16,104 | 00:04:17,672 | Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. | Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 86 | 00:04:17,706 | 00:04:18,774 | I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just... | I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just... |
| 87 | 00:04:18,807 | 00:04:20,142 | Oh, oh, oh, darling. | Oh, oh, oh, darling. |
| 88 | 00:04:20,175 | 00:04:21,176 | Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable. | Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable. |
| 89 | 00:04:21,209 | 00:04:23,211 | Well, then, babe, let's... | Well, then, babe, let's... |
| 90 | 00:04:23,245 | 00:04:25,114 | Let's get you out of it. | Let's get you out of it. |
| 91 | 00:04:25,148 | 00:04:27,516 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
| 92 | 00:04:27,549 | 00:04:29,719 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 93 | 00:04:29,752 | 00:04:31,854 | We only have about a minute and a half. | We only have about a minute and a half. |
| 94 | 00:04:31,888 | 00:04:34,023 | Oh, that's plenty. | Oh, that's plenty. |
| 95 | 00:04:34,057 | 00:04:35,158 | I hope you're joking. | I hope you're joking. |
| 96 | 00:04:35,191 | 00:04:37,492 | Yeah. Well... | Yeah. Well... |
| 97 | 00:04:37,526 | 00:04:40,697 | ♪ It's a coming of age in a beautiful phase of Hollywood ♪ | ♪ It's a coming of age in a beautiful phase of Hollywood ♪ |
| 98 | 00:04:40,730 | 00:04:45,001 | ♪ Where every day is another page from a picture book ♪ | ♪ Where every day is another page from a picture book ♪ |
| 99 | 00:04:45,034 | 00:04:49,038 | ♪ Like a magazine full of beauty queens misunderstood ♪ | ♪ Like a magazine full of beauty queens misunderstood ♪ |
| 100 | 00:04:49,072 | 00:04:52,809 | ♪ We treat them so wrong ♪ | ♪ We treat them so wrong ♪ |
| 101 | 00:04:52,842 | 00:04:54,077 | ♪ I'm getting sick of the sound ♪ | ♪ I'm getting sick of the sound ♪ |
| 102 | 00:04:54,110 | 00:04:55,644 | ♪ The club is far too loud ♪ | ♪ The club is far too loud ♪ |
| 103 | 00:04:55,677 | 00:04:57,512 | ♪ So I'm out the door ♪ | ♪ So I'm out the door ♪ |
| 104 | 00:04:57,546 | 00:04:58,715 | ♪ I'm gonna hit the streets ♪ | ♪ I'm gonna hit the streets ♪ |
| 105 | 00:04:58,748 | 00:05:00,216 | ♪ Are you coming with me ♪ | ♪ Are you coming with me ♪ |
| 106 | 00:05:00,249 | 00:05:01,616 | ♪ I know you're trying to score ♪ | ♪ I know you're trying to score ♪ |
| 107 | 00:05:01,650 | 00:05:03,086 | ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ | ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ |
| 108 | 00:05:03,119 | 00:05:04,553 | ♪ There's like a billion lights ♪ | ♪ There's like a billion lights ♪ |
| 109 | 00:05:04,586 | 00:05:05,654 | ♪ You couldn't ask for more ♪ | ♪ You couldn't ask for more ♪ |
| 110 | 00:05:05,688 | 00:05:10,093 | ♪ Oh I'm moving on ♪ | ♪ Oh I'm moving on ♪ |
| 111 | 00:05:10,126 | 00:05:13,964 | ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ | ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ |
| 112 | 00:05:13,998 | 00:05:18,802 | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ |
| 113 | 00:05:18,836 | 00:05:22,206 | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ |
| 114 | 00:05:22,239 | 00:05:26,642 | ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ | ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ |
| 115 | 00:05:26,676 | 00:05:28,312 | ♪ It's such a crazy style ♪ | ♪ It's such a crazy style ♪ |
| 116 | 00:05:28,345 | 00:05:30,848 | ♪ Really took a while to be cool with us ♪ | ♪ Really took a while to be cool with us ♪ |
| 117 | 00:05:30,881 | 00:05:32,783 | ♪ 'Cause when you're 22 ♪ | ♪ 'Cause when you're 22 ♪ |
| 118 | 00:05:32,816 | 00:05:34,785 | ♪ And you're making moves being out's a must ♪ | ♪ And you're making moves being out's a must ♪ |
| 119 | 00:05:34,818 | 00:05:37,087 | ♪ I'm getting out of the scene like The Kennedys ♪ | ♪ I'm getting out of the scene like The Kennedys ♪ |
| 120 | 00:05:37,121 | 00:05:38,922 | ♪ From all the cameras ♪ | ♪ From all the cameras ♪ |
| 121 | 00:05:38,956 | 00:05:43,626 | ♪ Yeah I'm moving on ♪ | ♪ Yeah I'm moving on ♪ |
| 122 | 00:05:43,659 | 00:05:47,131 | ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ | ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ |
| 123 | 00:05:47,164 | 00:05:52,302 | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ |
| 124 | 00:05:52,336 | 00:05:55,605 | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ |
| 125 | 00:05:55,638 | 00:06:00,779 | ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ | ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ |
| 126 | 00:06:00,812 | 00:06:03,948 | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ |
| 127 | 00:06:03,982 | 00:06:07,551 | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ | ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ |
| 128 | 00:06:10,088 | 00:06:12,323 | - [phone buzzing] - [moaning] | - [phone buzzing] - [moaning] |
| 129 | 00:06:16,161 | 00:06:19,030 | [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message. | [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message. |
| 130 | 00:06:19,064 | 00:06:22,333 | Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay. | Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay. |
| 131 | 00:06:23,868 | 00:06:25,837 | I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour, | I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour, |
| 132 | 00:06:25,870 | 00:06:28,239 | so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position | so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position |
| 133 | 00:06:28,273 | 00:06:31,242 | while I shove a third helping in my mouth. | while I shove a third helping in my mouth. |
| 134 | 00:06:31,276 | 00:06:34,779 | Mmm. I wonder if I should make two pies, | Mmm. I wonder if I should make two pies, |
| 135 | 00:06:34,813 | 00:06:37,082 | one for each of us. | one for each of us. |
| 136 | 00:06:37,115 | 00:06:41,152 | I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me. | I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me. |
| 137 | 00:06:45,190 | 00:06:48,360 | Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here. | Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here. |
| 138 | 00:06:48,394 | 00:06:50,096 | Oh, it's OK. | Oh, it's OK. |
| 139 | 00:06:50,129 | 00:06:51,931 | I brought this with me, it's not one of yours. | I brought this with me, it's not one of yours. |
| 140 | 00:06:51,964 | 00:06:53,999 | Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference. | Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference. |
| 141 | 00:06:54,033 | 00:06:56,235 | Don't you have other things you could be doing right now, | Don't you have other things you could be doing right now, |
| 142 | 00:06:56,268 | 00:06:58,270 | like making sure there are enough turkeys today? | like making sure there are enough turkeys today? |
| 143 | 00:06:58,304 | 00:07:02,341 | Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like... | Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like... |
| 144 | 00:07:02,374 | 00:07:04,944 | Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security. | Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security. |
| 145 | 00:07:04,977 | 00:07:06,846 | What's gonna happen? | What's gonna happen? |
| 146 | 00:07:06,879 | 00:07:08,247 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
| 147 | 00:07:08,280 | 00:07:11,750 | Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around. | Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around. |
| 148 | 00:07:11,784 | 00:07:13,085 | Oh, you want my uterus too? | Oh, you want my uterus too? |
| 149 | 00:07:13,119 | 00:07:14,652 | Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am. | Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am. |
| 150 | 00:07:14,687 | 00:07:17,156 | Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead! | Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead! |
| 151 | 00:07:17,189 | 00:07:20,726 | And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday. | And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday. |
| 152 | 00:07:20,759 | 00:07:22,995 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 153 | 00:07:23,028 | 00:07:25,231 | Oh, it's Christmas already? | Oh, it's Christmas already? |
| 154 | 00:07:25,264 | 00:07:27,333 | - Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey. | - Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey. |
| 155 | 00:07:27,366 | 00:07:29,201 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 156 | 00:07:29,235 | 00:07:32,004 | Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats! | Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats! |
| 157 | 00:07:32,037 | 00:07:35,709 | Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey. | Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey. |
| 158 | 00:07:38,044 | 00:07:39,678 | Too soon! | Too soon! |
| 159 | 00:07:39,713 | 00:07:43,083 | OK, breakfast is served. | OK, breakfast is served. |
| 160 | 00:07:43,116 | 00:07:46,186 | Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing. | Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing. |
| 161 | 00:07:46,219 | 00:07:47,220 | What is it? | What is it? |
| 162 | 00:07:47,254 | 00:07:48,321 | Mote Pillo. | Mote Pillo. |
| 163 | 00:07:48,355 | 00:07:50,223 | I have this in Ecuador. | I have this in Ecuador. |
| 164 | 00:07:50,257 | 00:07:53,160 | The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go. | The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go. |
| 165 | 00:07:53,193 | 00:07:55,228 | I love that you're a philanthropist. | I love that you're a philanthropist. |
| 166 | 00:07:55,262 | 00:07:58,965 | Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. | Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. |
| 167 | 00:07:58,999 | 00:08:00,033 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 168 | 00:08:00,066 | 00:08:01,101 | This is delicious. | This is delicious. |
| 169 | 00:08:01,134 | 00:08:02,969 | - Really? - Mmm. | - Really? - Mmm. |
| 170 | 00:08:03,003 | 00:08:04,905 | Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan, | Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan, |
| 171 | 00:08:04,938 | 00:08:06,473 | so I just so I just used a regular one. | so I just so I just used a regular one. |
| 172 | 00:08:06,506 | 00:08:10,143 | Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock. | Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock. |
| 173 | 00:08:10,177 | 00:08:13,113 | - Wow. - Yeah. | - Wow. - Yeah. |
| 174 | 00:08:13,146 | 00:08:15,482 | You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago | You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago |
| 175 | 00:08:15,515 | 00:08:17,417 | what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving | what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving |
| 176 | 00:08:17,450 | 00:08:19,152 | and what it would be like, | and what it would be like, |
| 177 | 00:08:19,186 | 00:08:21,755 | I would have said it would have been just fine. | I would have said it would have been just fine. |
| 178 | 00:08:21,788 | 00:08:23,390 | Maybe even a bit depressing. | Maybe even a bit depressing. |
| 179 | 00:08:23,423 | 00:08:25,293 | Oh my god, yes. | Oh my god, yes. |
| 180 | 00:08:25,326 | 00:08:27,828 | I know. Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks, | I know. Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks, |
| 181 | 00:08:27,862 | 00:08:30,932 | but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you, | but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you, |
| 182 | 00:08:30,965 | 00:08:32,166 | and your son. | and your son. |
| 183 | 00:08:34,969 | 00:08:37,772 | [phone ringing] | [phone ringing] |
| 184 | 00:08:41,242 | 00:08:43,945 | Hey. How's Ohio? | Hey. How's Ohio? |
| 185 | 00:08:43,978 | 00:08:47,148 | Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home. | Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home. |
| 186 | 00:08:47,181 | 00:08:48,816 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
| 187 | 00:08:48,849 | 00:08:50,318 | Yeah, it was coming out of both ends | Yeah, it was coming out of both ends |
| 188 | 00:08:50,351 | 00:08:51,986 | and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick, | and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick, |
| 189 | 00:08:52,019 | 00:08:53,287 | so we're here. | so we're here. |
| 190 | 00:08:53,321 | 00:08:55,056 | How's your day going? | How's your day going? |
| 191 | 00:08:55,089 | 00:08:56,991 | Getting ready for your big plans with Abby? | Getting ready for your big plans with Abby? |
| 192 | 00:08:57,024 | 00:08:59,393 | Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie. | Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie. |
| 193 | 00:08:59,427 | 00:09:02,296 | Fuck off. That sounds incredible. | Fuck off. That sounds incredible. |
| 194 | 00:09:02,330 | 00:09:03,998 | Can I come over? | Can I come over? |
| 195 | 00:09:04,031 | 00:09:06,267 | [child] Hey, Mom, look what I can do! | [child] Hey, Mom, look what I can do! |
| 196 | 00:09:06,300 | 00:09:07,802 | Think that's the best choice you could be | Think that's the best choice you could be |
| 197 | 00:09:07,835 | 00:09:09,070 | making right now with your life? | making right now with your life? |
| 198 | 00:09:09,103 | 00:09:10,972 | - [crashing] - Oh, my god. | - [crashing] - Oh, my god. |
| 199 | 00:09:11,005 | 00:09:13,175 | Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place. | Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place. |
| 200 | 00:09:13,208 | 00:09:15,244 | I'm going to die here. Can I come over? | I'm going to die here. Can I come over? |
| 201 | 00:09:15,277 | 00:09:17,212 | I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today | I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today |
| 202 | 00:09:17,246 | 00:09:19,114 | and I'd like to help you through them. | and I'd like to help you through them. |
| 203 | 00:09:19,147 | 00:09:21,383 | You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you. | You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you. |
| 204 | 00:09:21,416 | 00:09:23,218 | Why don't you come by around two? | Why don't you come by around two? |
| 205 | 00:09:23,252 | 00:09:25,087 | OK, great. That's amazing. | OK, great. That's amazing. |
| 206 | 00:09:25,120 | 00:09:26,822 | I can't wait to see you. I love you. | I can't wait to see you. I love you. |
| 207 | 00:09:26,855 | 00:09:28,490 | - I'll see you soon. - Bye. | - I'll see you soon. - Bye. |
| 208 | 00:09:31,927 | 00:09:33,328 | [babbling] | [babbling] |
| 209 | 00:09:33,362 | 00:09:35,530 | - [Jeff] You OK? - Yeah. | - [Jeff] You OK? - Yeah. |
| 210 | 00:09:35,564 | 00:09:38,500 | I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her. | I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her. |
| 211 | 00:09:38,533 | 00:09:39,935 | Well, I'm sure it's fine. | Well, I'm sure it's fine. |
| 212 | 00:09:39,968 | 00:09:42,170 | It's just a couple more people. | It's just a couple more people. |
| 213 | 00:09:42,204 | 00:09:45,207 | Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned. | Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned. |
| 214 | 00:09:45,240 | 00:09:46,341 | That's cool. | That's cool. |
| 215 | 00:09:46,375 | 00:09:49,077 | I have a fun day planned too. | I have a fun day planned too. |
| 216 | 00:09:49,111 | 00:09:52,881 | I'm gonna go out and just do some things | I'm gonna go out and just do some things |
| 217 | 00:09:52,914 | 00:09:55,183 | and some stuff and some things. | and some stuff and some things. |
| 218 | 00:09:55,217 | 00:09:57,052 | - Jeff. - Yes? | - Jeff. - Yes? |
| 219 | 00:09:57,085 | 00:09:58,186 | Would you like to stay for dinner? | Would you like to stay for dinner? |
| 220 | 00:09:58,220 | 00:10:01,557 | I would love to. Oh my god. | I would love to. Oh my god. |
| 221 | 00:10:01,591 | 00:10:04,060 | - I just had a great idea. - What? | - I just had a great idea. - What? |
| 222 | 00:10:04,093 | 00:10:05,495 | You know what, don't worry about it. | You know what, don't worry about it. |
| 223 | 00:10:05,528 | 00:10:07,397 | I need to make a phone call. | I need to make a phone call. |
| 224 | 00:10:07,430 | 00:10:12,302 | I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one. | I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one. |
| 225 | 00:10:12,335 | 00:10:15,038 | [melodic music] | [melodic music] |
| 226 | 00:10:32,121 | 00:10:34,257 | - [Abby] Hey. - [Molly] Hey. | - [Abby] Hey. - [Molly] Hey. |
| 227 | 00:10:34,290 | 00:10:36,893 | - [Abby] Oh my god. - [Molly] Wow. | - [Abby] Oh my god. - [Molly] Wow. |
| 228 | 00:10:36,926 | 00:10:40,229 | I know. I went a little overboard today, | I know. I went a little overboard today, |
| 229 | 00:10:40,263 | 00:10:41,964 | but you gotta fill the void somehow. | but you gotta fill the void somehow. |
| 230 | 00:10:41,998 | 00:10:43,433 | Babe... | Babe... |
| 231 | 00:10:43,466 | 00:10:45,068 | Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice | Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice |
| 232 | 00:10:45,101 | 00:10:46,469 | and do the turkey in the vertical roaster. | and do the turkey in the vertical roaster. |
| 233 | 00:10:46,502 | 00:10:48,138 | Heard it's amazing. | Heard it's amazing. |
| 234 | 00:10:48,172 | 00:10:50,341 | Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that... | Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that... |
| 235 | 00:10:50,374 | 00:10:52,609 | Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it... | Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it... |
| 236 | 00:10:52,643 | 00:10:55,446 | Oh, hey! | Oh, hey! |
| 237 | 00:10:55,479 | 00:10:57,381 | This is Jeff. | This is Jeff. |
| 238 | 00:10:57,414 | 00:11:00,551 | Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff. | Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff. |
| 239 | 00:11:00,584 | 00:11:02,086 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
| 240 | 00:11:02,119 | 00:11:03,287 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
| 241 | 00:11:03,320 | 00:11:04,888 | Oh, no big deal. | Oh, no big deal. |
| 242 | 00:11:04,922 | 00:11:06,190 | I have one just like it in my top drawer. | I have one just like it in my top drawer. |
| 243 | 00:11:06,223 | 00:11:07,491 | Except mine's bigger. | Except mine's bigger. |
| 244 | 00:11:07,524 | 00:11:09,226 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
| 245 | 00:11:09,259 | 00:11:11,195 | Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel, | Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel, |
| 246 | 00:11:11,228 | 00:11:13,197 | grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back. | grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back. |
| 247 | 00:11:13,230 | 00:11:15,232 | Abby, it was lovely to meet you. | Abby, it was lovely to meet you. |
| 248 | 00:11:15,265 | 00:11:17,167 | I will see you later for dinner? | I will see you later for dinner? |
| 249 | 00:11:17,201 | 00:11:19,570 | Oh, is that the plan? | Oh, is that the plan? |
| 250 | 00:11:19,603 | 00:11:21,605 | That is the plan, Stan. | That is the plan, Stan. |
| 251 | 00:11:21,638 | 00:11:23,540 | Do we need anything? | Do we need anything? |
| 252 | 00:11:23,574 | 00:11:25,442 | Nope. Just you. | Nope. Just you. |
| 253 | 00:11:25,476 | 00:11:28,212 | Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter. | Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter. |
| 254 | 00:11:28,245 | 00:11:30,347 | Just me and butter. | Just me and butter. |
| 255 | 00:11:30,381 | 00:11:33,083 | Got it. I like the sound of that. | Got it. I like the sound of that. |
| 256 | 00:11:33,117 | 00:11:35,185 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
| 257 | 00:11:35,219 | 00:11:36,421 | Abby, wait. | Abby, wait. |
| 258 | 00:11:38,189 | 00:11:39,657 | I'm sorry. I know we said that we... | I'm sorry. I know we said that we... |
| 259 | 00:11:39,692 | 00:11:42,093 | What's going on? Who is that? | What's going on? Who is that? |
| 260 | 00:11:42,127 | 00:11:44,529 | Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders. | Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders. |
| 261 | 00:11:44,562 | 00:11:45,663 | He's a philanthropist. | He's a philanthropist. |
| 262 | 00:11:45,698 | 00:11:47,265 | Why is he here? | Why is he here? |
| 263 | 00:11:47,298 | 00:11:49,167 | Well, he says he's here with his charity, | Well, he says he's here with his charity, |
| 264 | 00:11:49,200 | 00:11:51,970 | but I think he's actually here for me. | but I think he's actually here for me. |
| 265 | 00:11:52,003 | 00:11:53,238 | Babe, I told you about him. | Babe, I told you about him. |
| 266 | 00:11:53,271 | 00:11:54,639 | Yeah, well, you didn't tell me | Yeah, well, you didn't tell me |
| 267 | 00:11:54,672 | 00:11:56,474 | he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us. | he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us. |
| 268 | 00:11:56,508 | 00:11:59,277 | Well, it just kind of happened. | Well, it just kind of happened. |
| 269 | 00:11:59,310 | 00:12:01,045 | And I invited Lauren and Dan too. | And I invited Lauren and Dan too. |
| 270 | 00:12:01,079 | 00:12:03,281 | - What? - What? Their plans fell through. | - What? - What? Their plans fell through. |
| 271 | 00:12:03,314 | 00:12:04,682 | Well, I didn't know you were turning this | Well, I didn't know you were turning this |
| 272 | 00:12:04,717 | 00:12:07,051 | into like a whole thing. | into like a whole thing. |
| 273 | 00:12:08,486 | 00:12:11,022 | I can't believe you're seeing someone already. | I can't believe you're seeing someone already. |
| 274 | 00:12:11,055 | 00:12:12,590 | Don't you think it's a little quick to move on? | Don't you think it's a little quick to move on? |
| 275 | 00:12:12,624 | 00:12:14,025 | No. | No. |
| 276 | 00:12:14,058 | 00:12:16,060 | I don't believe in grieving. | I don't believe in grieving. |
| 277 | 00:12:16,094 | 00:12:19,564 | OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever. | OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever. |
| 278 | 00:12:19,597 | 00:12:21,966 | Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January... | Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January... |
| 279 | 00:12:22,000 | 00:12:23,536 | January 19th, 11:11 a.m. | January 19th, 11:11 a.m. |
| 280 | 00:12:23,569 | 00:12:25,171 | I know when we broke up. | I know when we broke up. |
| 281 | 00:12:25,204 | 00:12:26,472 | It might be time to let that go. | It might be time to let that go. |
| 282 | 00:12:26,505 | 00:12:29,208 | I prefer to hang on and eat pie. | I prefer to hang on and eat pie. |
| 283 | 00:12:29,241 | 00:12:31,410 | Which lines up perfectly with the holiday | Which lines up perfectly with the holiday |
| 284 | 00:12:31,444 | 00:12:33,245 | we agreed to spend together. | we agreed to spend together. |
| 285 | 00:12:33,279 | 00:12:35,214 | Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day | Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day |
| 286 | 00:12:35,247 | 00:12:38,651 | stuffing my face with sugar and regret. | stuffing my face with sugar and regret. |
| 287 | 00:12:38,684 | 00:12:41,755 | That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly! | That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly! |
| 288 | 00:12:41,788 | 00:12:43,222 | Sugar and regret. | Sugar and regret. |
| 289 | 00:12:43,255 | 00:12:44,557 | And football. | And football. |
| 290 | 00:12:44,590 | 00:12:46,425 | Well, I wanna celebrate. | Well, I wanna celebrate. |
| 291 | 00:12:46,459 | 00:12:49,328 | What is there to celebrate? | What is there to celebrate? |
| 292 | 00:12:49,361 | 00:12:54,099 | Having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce. | Having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce. |
| 293 | 00:12:54,133 | 00:12:56,469 | You haven't even filed yet. | You haven't even filed yet. |
| 294 | 00:12:57,403 | 00:12:59,472 | I've emotionally filed. | I've emotionally filed. |
| 295 | 00:12:59,505 | 00:13:02,107 | - Oh, that's the same. - [sighs] | - Oh, that's the same. - [sighs] |
| 296 | 00:13:02,141 | 00:13:03,409 | Well, it's great you can separate yourself | Well, it's great you can separate yourself |
| 297 | 00:13:03,442 | 00:13:05,377 | from the past so quickly like that, | from the past so quickly like that, |
| 298 | 00:13:05,411 | 00:13:07,046 | but I don't know if I can. | but I don't know if I can. |
| 299 | 00:13:07,079 | 00:13:09,281 | Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past | Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past |
| 300 | 00:13:09,315 | 00:13:11,485 | so I can enjoy the present. | so I can enjoy the present. |
| 301 | 00:13:14,254 | 00:13:17,224 | What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit. | What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit. |
| 302 | 00:13:17,257 | 00:13:19,092 | I am trying to enjoy the present too. | I am trying to enjoy the present too. |
| 303 | 00:13:19,125 | 00:13:22,697 | Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock. | Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock. |
| 304 | 00:13:23,731 | 00:13:25,499 | God, by this time last year, | God, by this time last year, |
| 305 | 00:13:25,532 | 00:13:27,334 | Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath | Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath |
| 306 | 00:13:27,367 | 00:13:28,668 | and read our poems to each other. | and read our poems to each other. |
| 307 | 00:13:28,703 | 00:13:30,370 | [chuckles] OK. | [chuckles] OK. |
| 308 | 00:13:30,403 | 00:13:32,239 | Oh, what? Why're you laughing? | Oh, what? Why're you laughing? |
| 309 | 00:13:32,272 | 00:13:33,673 | Because the day after, she wouldn't let you | Because the day after, she wouldn't let you |
| 310 | 00:13:33,708 | 00:13:35,375 | out of the house 'cause you gained a few pounds. | out of the house 'cause you gained a few pounds. |
| 311 | 00:13:35,408 | 00:13:37,344 | I know. She was complicated. | I know. She was complicated. |
| 312 | 00:13:37,377 | 00:13:39,179 | That's a nice way of putting it. | That's a nice way of putting it. |
| 313 | 00:13:39,212 | 00:13:41,181 | Look, you and I are very different people, | Look, you and I are very different people, |
| 314 | 00:13:41,214 | 00:13:43,049 | and maybe you don't quite understand | and maybe you don't quite understand |
| 315 | 00:13:43,083 | 00:13:45,552 | how powerful the connection can be between two women. | how powerful the connection can be between two women. |
| 316 | 00:13:45,585 | 00:13:47,254 | Abby, you're not the first person | Abby, you're not the first person |
| 317 | 00:13:47,287 | 00:13:49,322 | to have dated a woman after a man. | to have dated a woman after a man. |
| 318 | 00:13:49,356 | 00:13:51,124 | - Oprah did an episode on that - Delivery. | - Oprah did an episode on that - Delivery. |
| 319 | 00:13:51,157 | 00:13:52,392 | like 10 years ago. | like 10 years ago. |
| 320 | 00:13:52,425 | 00:13:54,194 | OK, great. Well, good for Oprah. | OK, great. Well, good for Oprah. |
| 321 | 00:13:54,227 | 00:13:55,696 | You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her. | You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her. |
| 322 | 00:13:55,730 | 00:13:58,398 | Yo. You order a photo booth? | Yo. You order a photo booth? |
| 323 | 00:13:58,431 | 00:14:00,201 | What? No! | What? No! |
| 324 | 00:14:00,234 | 00:14:02,270 | No. No, I didn't. | No. No, I didn't. |
| 325 | 00:14:02,303 | 00:14:04,438 | Says for a Jeff. | Says for a Jeff. |
| 326 | 00:14:04,472 | 00:14:07,108 | He didn't leave a credit card so you'll have to give me one. | He didn't leave a credit card so you'll have to give me one. |
| 327 | 00:14:07,141 | 00:14:08,576 | Oh my god. OK, you know what? | Oh my god. OK, you know what? |
| 328 | 00:14:08,609 | 00:14:10,444 | - I'm gonna go. - What? | - I'm gonna go. - What? |
| 329 | 00:14:10,478 | 00:14:12,613 | Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go, | Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go, |
| 330 | 00:14:12,647 | 00:14:14,415 | and it's not what we talked about, at all. | and it's not what we talked about, at all. |
| 331 | 00:14:14,448 | 00:14:16,317 | And that's OK, but it's also OK for me | And that's OK, but it's also OK for me |
| 332 | 00:14:16,350 | 00:14:17,652 | to not wanna be here. | to not wanna be here. |
| 333 | 00:14:17,685 | 00:14:19,420 | - Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it. | - Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it. |
| 334 | 00:14:19,453 | 00:14:20,756 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
| 335 | 00:14:20,789 | 00:14:22,189 | Molly Erickson? | Molly Erickson? |
| 336 | 00:14:22,223 | 00:14:23,324 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 337 | 00:14:23,357 | 00:14:24,392 | Shit. | Shit. |
| 338 | 00:14:24,425 | 00:14:26,828 | Now I know where you live. | Now I know where you live. |
| 339 | 00:14:26,862 | 00:14:29,330 | Where do you want it? | Where do you want it? |
| 340 | 00:14:29,363 | 00:14:32,233 | Just put it in a corner away from the house. | Just put it in a corner away from the house. |
| 341 | 00:14:32,266 | 00:14:34,635 | - I'll be right with you. - You got it. | - I'll be right with you. - You got it. |
| 342 | 00:14:34,669 | 00:14:36,571 | Why are you acting like I've done something wrong? | Why are you acting like I've done something wrong? |
| 343 | 00:14:36,604 | 00:14:39,640 | I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right? | I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right? |
| 344 | 00:14:39,674 | 00:14:41,642 | We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed. | We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed. |
| 345 | 00:14:41,676 | 00:14:43,377 | Forgive me if I don't want to sit around | Forgive me if I don't want to sit around |
| 346 | 00:14:43,411 | 00:14:45,212 | and eat my feelings while you, Jeff, | and eat my feelings while you, Jeff, |
| 347 | 00:14:45,246 | 00:14:46,882 | Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table. | Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table. |
| 348 | 00:14:46,915 | 00:14:48,818 | [courier] How do you wanna pay for this? | [courier] How do you wanna pay for this? |
| 349 | 00:14:48,851 | 00:14:51,653 | Have fun. Take lots of pictures. | Have fun. Take lots of pictures. |
| 350 | 00:14:51,687 | 00:14:53,756 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 351 | 00:14:53,790 | 00:14:57,492 | Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody. | Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody. |
| 352 | 00:14:57,526 | 00:15:00,162 | We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew. | We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew. |
| 353 | 00:15:00,195 | 00:15:02,297 | We got a sword for the knight in shining armor. | We got a sword for the knight in shining armor. |
| 354 | 00:15:02,331 | 00:15:04,333 | - Gotta a boa for... - I won't be needing that. | - Gotta a boa for... - I won't be needing that. |
| 355 | 00:15:04,366 | 00:15:08,705 | [laughing] My knight in shining armor is divorcing me. | [laughing] My knight in shining armor is divorcing me. |
| 356 | 00:15:08,738 | 00:15:11,139 | OK. | OK. |
| 357 | 00:15:11,173 | 00:15:12,541 | Photographer should be here at... | Photographer should be here at... |
| 358 | 00:15:12,574 | 00:15:14,443 | It's OK, you know. Shit happens. | It's OK, you know. Shit happens. |
| 359 | 00:15:14,476 | 00:15:16,545 | What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed? | What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed? |
| 360 | 00:15:16,578 | 00:15:17,814 | He didn't wanna be here. | He didn't wanna be here. |
| 361 | 00:15:17,847 | 00:15:19,716 | That's it. Go. | That's it. Go. |
| 362 | 00:15:19,749 | 00:15:21,884 | Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK. | Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK. |
| 363 | 00:15:21,918 | 00:15:23,820 | He left you after Pluto Raiders? | He left you after Pluto Raiders? |
| 364 | 00:15:23,853 | 00:15:25,487 | I thought you were great in that. | I thought you were great in that. |
| 365 | 00:15:25,520 | 00:15:27,757 | Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest, | Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest, |
| 366 | 00:15:27,790 | 00:15:29,424 | at the end of the day I'm just another | at the end of the day I'm just another |
| 367 | 00:15:29,458 | 00:15:31,393 | Hollywood prettiot who's running away | Hollywood prettiot who's running away |
| 368 | 00:15:31,426 | 00:15:33,930 | from explosions and kissing the hot guy. | from explosions and kissing the hot guy. |
| 369 | 00:15:33,963 | 00:15:35,766 | What? No way. | What? No way. |
| 370 | 00:15:35,799 | 00:15:37,701 | Your commitment in that fight scene | Your commitment in that fight scene |
| 371 | 00:15:37,735 | 00:15:40,670 | is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do. | is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do. |
| 372 | 00:15:40,704 | 00:15:42,639 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 373 | 00:15:42,672 | 00:15:44,574 | You know we did over a hundred takes of that. | You know we did over a hundred takes of that. |
| 374 | 00:15:44,607 | 00:15:45,675 | - Yeah? - Yeah. | - Yeah? - Yeah. |
| 375 | 00:15:45,709 | 00:15:46,576 | Hey, were those real roosters? | Hey, were those real roosters? |
| 376 | 00:15:46,609 | 00:15:47,610 | [Molly] Oh, yeah. | [Molly] Oh, yeah. |
| 377 | 00:15:47,644 | 00:15:48,712 | - I knew it. - Yeah. | - I knew it. - Yeah. |
| 378 | 00:15:48,746 | 00:15:49,679 | You can't fake the real thing. | You can't fake the real thing. |
| 379 | 00:15:49,713 | 00:15:51,648 | Oh, no, you really can't. | Oh, no, you really can't. |
| 380 | 00:15:51,681 | 00:15:53,683 | I'm sorry about your husband. | I'm sorry about your husband. |
| 381 | 00:15:53,717 | 00:15:56,552 | Oh, that's OK. I'm not gonna cry about it. | Oh, that's OK. I'm not gonna cry about it. |
| 382 | 00:15:56,586 | 00:15:59,422 | I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for. | I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for. |
| 383 | 00:15:59,455 | 00:16:01,324 | - That's great. - Anyway, it's all good. | - That's great. - Anyway, it's all good. |
| 384 | 00:16:01,357 | 00:16:03,359 | Sometimes you just gotta take your tits out | Sometimes you just gotta take your tits out |
| 385 | 00:16:03,393 | 00:16:05,361 | and celebrate how far you've come, right? | and celebrate how far you've come, right? |
| 386 | 00:16:05,395 | 00:16:06,964 | Please don't take your tits out. | Please don't take your tits out. |
| 387 | 00:16:06,997 | 00:16:08,498 | I'm married. | I'm married. |
| 388 | 00:16:08,531 | 00:16:11,467 | Did somebody say take your tits out? | Did somebody say take your tits out? |
| 389 | 00:16:12,468 | 00:16:14,972 | Hello. I'm Helen. | Hello. I'm Helen. |
| 390 | 00:16:15,005 | 00:16:17,240 | Mom, what are you doing here? | Mom, what are you doing here? |
| 391 | 00:16:17,273 | 00:16:19,943 | Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from. | Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from. |
| 392 | 00:16:19,977 | 00:16:22,245 | [chuckles] And her talent. | [chuckles] And her talent. |
| 393 | 00:16:22,278 | 00:16:26,450 | OK. Just sign here and you're all set. | OK. Just sign here and you're all set. |
| 394 | 00:16:26,483 | 00:16:28,252 | Right. | Right. |
| 395 | 00:16:29,353 | 00:16:30,287 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 396 | 00:16:31,756 | 00:16:35,359 | I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him. | I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him. |
| 397 | 00:16:35,392 | 00:16:40,597 | - So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course. | - So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course. |
| 398 | 00:16:40,631 | 00:16:42,734 | Just surprised to see you is all. | Just surprised to see you is all. |
| 399 | 00:16:42,767 | 00:16:45,602 | Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit. | Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit. |
| 400 | 00:16:45,636 | 00:16:47,739 | I know he was never crazy about me. | I know he was never crazy about me. |
| 401 | 00:16:47,772 | 00:16:49,774 | You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that? | You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that? |
| 402 | 00:16:49,808 | 00:16:51,442 | Well, I had to. | Well, I had to. |
| 403 | 00:16:51,475 | 00:16:53,011 | You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes. | You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes. |
| 404 | 00:16:53,044 | 00:16:54,545 | When was I crying to you? | When was I crying to you? |
| 405 | 00:16:54,578 | 00:16:55,814 | When Michael left. | When Michael left. |
| 406 | 00:16:55,847 | 00:16:57,381 | That was two months ago. | That was two months ago. |
| 407 | 00:16:57,414 | 00:16:59,416 | Well, I had to gather my things. | Well, I had to gather my things. |
| 408 | 00:16:59,450 | 00:17:01,251 | It took you two months to gather your things? | It took you two months to gather your things? |
| 409 | 00:17:01,285 | 00:17:02,553 | I have a lot of things. | I have a lot of things. |
| 410 | 00:17:02,586 | 00:17:04,823 | - Oh. - So, will you go get my bags? | - Oh. - So, will you go get my bags? |
| 411 | 00:17:04,856 | 00:17:07,391 | They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room. | They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room. |
| 412 | 00:17:07,424 | 00:17:08,559 | I'm so tired. | I'm so tired. |
| 413 | 00:17:10,694 | 00:17:12,263 | Motherfucker. | Motherfucker. |
| 414 | 00:17:16,936 | 00:17:19,705 | Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al? | Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al? |
| 415 | 00:17:19,739 | 00:17:22,407 | They live in Yorba Linda. That isn't too far from you. | They live in Yorba Linda. That isn't too far from you. |
| 416 | 00:17:22,440 | 00:17:24,009 | Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving | Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving |
| 417 | 00:17:24,043 | 00:17:25,543 | with Aunt Tess and her moles. | with Aunt Tess and her moles. |
| 418 | 00:17:25,577 | 00:17:27,046 | I won't be able to eat. | I won't be able to eat. |
| 419 | 00:17:27,079 | 00:17:28,680 | Oh, just look the other way. | Oh, just look the other way. |
| 420 | 00:17:28,714 | 00:17:30,381 | You can't look the other way. | You can't look the other way. |
| 421 | 00:17:30,415 | 00:17:31,583 | They're like right there in your face. | They're like right there in your face. |
| 422 | 00:17:31,616 | 00:17:32,852 | They look like the stuffing. | They look like the stuffing. |
| 423 | 00:17:32,885 | 00:17:34,385 | I don't wanna look the other way. | I don't wanna look the other way. |
| 424 | 00:17:34,419 | 00:17:36,354 | I'm tired of pretending. | I'm tired of pretending. |
| 425 | 00:17:36,387 | 00:17:38,724 | It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis. | It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis. |
| 426 | 00:17:38,758 | 00:17:40,325 | That I am. | That I am. |
| 427 | 00:17:40,358 | 00:17:41,994 | Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees | Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees |
| 428 | 00:17:42,027 | 00:17:44,362 | and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening | and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening |
| 429 | 00:17:44,395 | 00:17:46,464 | to Aunt Anna tell the story about | to Aunt Anna tell the story about |
| 430 | 00:17:46,498 | 00:17:48,901 | how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida. | how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida. |
| 431 | 00:17:48,934 | 00:17:52,403 | Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi? | Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi? |
| 432 | 00:17:52,437 | 00:17:54,506 | Hey, kiddo. How you doing? | Hey, kiddo. How you doing? |
| 433 | 00:17:54,539 | 00:17:56,374 | Hey, Happy Thanksgiving. | Hey, Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 434 | 00:17:56,407 | 00:17:58,343 | So I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice | So I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice |
| 435 | 00:17:58,376 | 00:17:59,411 | out there, huh? | out there, huh? |
| 436 | 00:17:59,445 | 00:18:01,081 | No, they're not, Uncle Sal. | No, they're not, Uncle Sal. |
| 437 | 00:18:01,114 | 00:18:03,549 | And those lesbian dating apps are the worst. | And those lesbian dating apps are the worst. |
| 438 | 00:18:03,582 | 00:18:05,417 | You need a nice Italian man. | You need a nice Italian man. |
| 439 | 00:18:05,451 | 00:18:07,520 | Oh my... | Oh my... |
| 440 | 00:18:07,553 | 00:18:09,688 | Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs. | Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs. |
| 441 | 00:18:09,723 | 00:18:12,491 | Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic. | Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic. |
| 442 | 00:18:12,525 | 00:18:14,326 | The last Italian man I dated | The last Italian man I dated |
| 443 | 00:18:14,360 | 00:18:15,996 | threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal. | threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal. |
| 444 | 00:18:16,029 | 00:18:17,663 | That ain't nothin'. | That ain't nothin'. |
| 445 | 00:18:17,696 | 00:18:19,532 | It's like how we say we need to talk. | It's like how we say we need to talk. |
| 446 | 00:18:19,565 | 00:18:21,400 | [Mom] Come here and say hi to Abby, everybody. | [Mom] Come here and say hi to Abby, everybody. |
| 447 | 00:18:21,433 | 00:18:23,369 | [Barbara] Wait, does that mean... | [Barbara] Wait, does that mean... |
| 448 | 00:18:23,402 | 00:18:26,372 | Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending. | Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending. |
| 449 | 00:18:26,405 | 00:18:28,574 | Aw, Bunny, you lonely? | Aw, Bunny, you lonely? |
| 450 | 00:18:28,607 | 00:18:31,377 | No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna. | No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna. |
| 451 | 00:18:31,410 | 00:18:33,113 | You know sometimes that relentless sunshine, | You know sometimes that relentless sunshine, |
| 452 | 00:18:33,146 | 00:18:35,816 | it can make you feel real lonely. | it can make you feel real lonely. |
| 453 | 00:18:35,849 | 00:18:37,984 | You want me to tell you your fortune? | You want me to tell you your fortune? |
| 454 | 00:18:38,018 | 00:18:40,553 | I'll tell ya if you're lonely. | I'll tell ya if you're lonely. |
| 455 | 00:18:41,822 | 00:18:45,357 | Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely. | Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely. |
| 456 | 00:18:45,391 | 00:18:46,492 | I'm not... | I'm not... |
| 457 | 00:18:46,525 | 00:18:48,095 | I mean I'm alone in this room. | I mean I'm alone in this room. |
| 458 | 00:18:48,129 | 00:18:49,931 | You know they say in Hollywood, | You know they say in Hollywood, |
| 459 | 00:18:49,964 | 00:18:51,933 | if you want a friend, you should get a dog. | if you want a friend, you should get a dog. |
| 460 | 00:18:51,966 | 00:18:53,034 | Oh, is that what they say? | Oh, is that what they say? |
| 461 | 00:18:53,067 | 00:18:54,902 | - Yeah. - They say that? | - Yeah. - They say that? |
| 462 | 00:18:54,936 | 00:18:57,437 | I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna. | I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna. |
| 463 | 00:18:57,470 | 00:18:59,974 | - Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not! | - Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not! |
| 464 | 00:19:00,007 | 00:19:01,508 | I'm trying to tell her she's lonely! | I'm trying to tell her she's lonely! |
| 465 | 00:19:01,541 | 00:19:03,677 | - We know she's lonely. - Barb! | - We know she's lonely. - Barb! |
| 466 | 00:19:03,711 | 00:19:05,112 | [Anna] I'm not gonna have it with you today! | [Anna] I'm not gonna have it with you today! |
| 467 | 00:19:05,146 | 00:19:06,981 | Please don't get upset. We haven't even... | Please don't get upset. We haven't even... |
| 468 | 00:19:07,014 | 00:19:08,615 | Get an abandoned dog, because they will | Get an abandoned dog, because they will |
| 469 | 00:19:08,648 | 00:19:10,450 | - love you forever. - That's true. | - love you forever. - That's true. |
| 470 | 00:19:10,483 | 00:19:11,786 | - Unlike this fucking family. - Remember Monkey? | - Unlike this fucking family. - Remember Monkey? |
| 471 | 00:19:11,819 | 00:19:13,386 | - That little dog we had? - Oh my god. | - That little dog we had? - Oh my god. |
| 472 | 00:19:13,420 | 00:19:15,388 | Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone. | Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone. |
| 473 | 00:19:15,422 | 00:19:16,590 | - Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner. | - Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner. |
| 474 | 00:19:16,623 | 00:19:17,992 | I love you. | I love you. |
| 475 | 00:19:18,025 | 00:19:19,693 | - You look a little pale. - Oh my god. | - You look a little pale. - Oh my god. |
| 476 | 00:19:19,727 | 00:19:21,628 | - She does look pale. - But I love you. | - She does look pale. - But I love you. |
| 477 | 00:19:21,661 | 00:19:23,563 | - She doesn't it's the camera. - And I like your hair. | - She doesn't it's the camera. - And I like your hair. |
| 478 | 00:19:23,597 | 00:19:24,999 | - We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good. | - We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good. |
| 479 | 00:19:25,032 | 00:19:26,399 | She looks really good, and by... | She looks really good, and by... |
| 480 | 00:19:26,433 | 00:19:27,902 | OK, I'll just text you later. | OK, I'll just text you later. |
| 481 | 00:19:27,935 | 00:19:29,569 | So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK? | So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK? |
| 482 | 00:19:29,603 | 00:19:30,604 | And I'll text you. | And I'll text you. |
| 483 | 00:19:30,637 | 00:19:31,671 | You shoulda come home. | You shoulda come home. |
| 484 | 00:19:31,706 | 00:19:33,640 | You know what? | You know what? |
| 485 | 00:19:33,673 | 00:19:34,842 | - I'm gonna say this just once. - You shoulda come home. | - I'm gonna say this just once. - You shoulda come home. |
| 486 | 00:19:34,877 | 00:19:36,745 | Just today, Ma. Ma's right. | Just today, Ma. Ma's right. |
| 487 | 00:19:36,778 | 00:19:39,047 | You shoulda just come home, Ab. | You shoulda just come home, Ab. |
| 488 | 00:19:39,081 | 00:19:42,117 | [melancholic music] | [melancholic music] |
| 489 | 00:19:46,454 | 00:19:48,924 | ♪ Do you remember ♪ | ♪ Do you remember ♪ |
| 490 | 00:19:48,957 | 00:19:50,759 | ♪ Making love on a hill ♪ | ♪ Making love on a hill ♪ |
| 491 | 00:19:50,792 | 00:19:53,561 | ♪ At the top of Topanga ♪ | ♪ At the top of Topanga ♪ |
| 492 | 00:19:53,594 | 00:19:56,464 | ♪ Do you remember ♪ | ♪ Do you remember ♪ |
| 493 | 00:19:56,497 | 00:19:58,033 | ♪ A handful of pills ♪ | ♪ A handful of pills ♪ |
| 494 | 00:19:58,066 | 00:20:01,136 | ♪ On a midnight adventure ♪ | ♪ On a midnight adventure ♪ |
| 495 | 00:20:01,169 | 00:20:03,138 | ♪ I do ♪ | ♪ I do ♪ |
| 496 | 00:20:03,171 | 00:20:05,406 | ♪ I do ♪ | ♪ I do ♪ |
| 497 | 00:20:10,678 | 00:20:12,915 | Look, I am sorry I surprised you. | Look, I am sorry I surprised you. |
| 498 | 00:20:12,948 | 00:20:15,516 | But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked. | But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked. |
| 499 | 00:20:15,549 | 00:20:18,686 | Oh, well, it'd be nice to have the option. | Oh, well, it'd be nice to have the option. |
| 500 | 00:20:18,720 | 00:20:21,489 | So I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you. | So I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you. |
| 501 | 00:20:21,522 | 00:20:25,061 | I never said you were a horrible mother. | I never said you were a horrible mother. |
| 502 | 00:20:27,964 | 00:20:28,831 | Shit. | Shit. |
| 503 | 00:20:28,865 | 00:20:30,465 | What is it? | What is it? |
| 504 | 00:20:30,499 | 00:20:33,169 | Lauren invited someone for Abby. | Lauren invited someone for Abby. |
| 505 | 00:20:33,202 | 00:20:35,104 | And my agent Rick. | And my agent Rick. |
| 506 | 00:20:35,138 | 00:20:37,206 | And Claire fucking Bortles. | And Claire fucking Bortles. |
| 507 | 00:20:37,240 | 00:20:40,642 | Good. You need to have your friends around you. | Good. You need to have your friends around you. |
| 508 | 00:20:40,676 | 00:20:42,211 | Where's Abby? | Where's Abby? |
| 509 | 00:20:42,245 | 00:20:44,747 | She was here earlier but we got in a weird argument | She was here earlier but we got in a weird argument |
| 510 | 00:20:44,781 | 00:20:45,949 | because I invited Jeff. | because I invited Jeff. |
| 511 | 00:20:45,982 | 00:20:48,017 | Why shouldn't you invite Jeff? | Why shouldn't you invite Jeff? |
| 512 | 00:20:48,051 | 00:20:49,451 | He's your lover. | He's your lover. |
| 513 | 00:20:50,920 | 00:20:52,855 | Can you not say it like that? | Can you not say it like that? |
| 514 | 00:20:52,889 | 00:20:54,057 | That grosses me out. | That grosses me out. |
| 515 | 00:20:54,090 | 00:20:55,992 | Abby's really not coming? | Abby's really not coming? |
| 516 | 00:20:56,025 | 00:20:59,228 | No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah. | No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah. |
| 517 | 00:20:59,262 | 00:21:00,897 | That's that? | That's that? |
| 518 | 00:21:00,930 | 00:21:02,131 | Yeah, it is. | Yeah, it is. |
| 519 | 00:21:04,267 | 00:21:07,003 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 520 | 00:21:08,237 | 00:21:10,841 | - Where are you going? - To get her. | - Where are you going? - To get her. |
| 521 | 00:21:10,874 | 00:21:12,710 | She shouldn't be alone today. | She shouldn't be alone today. |
| 522 | 00:21:12,743 | 00:21:14,544 | Leave the baby with me. | Leave the baby with me. |
| 523 | 00:21:14,577 | 00:21:16,113 | I've done this before, you know. | I've done this before, you know. |
| 524 | 00:21:16,146 | 00:21:20,184 | I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me. | I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me. |
| 525 | 00:21:25,923 | 00:21:27,891 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 526 | 00:21:27,925 | 00:21:30,560 | Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls | Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls |
| 527 | 00:21:30,593 | 00:21:33,030 | while I'm eating my turkey. | while I'm eating my turkey. |
| 528 | 00:21:33,063 | 00:21:36,166 | - I can make that promise. - Great. | - I can make that promise. - Great. |
| 529 | 00:21:37,700 | 00:21:40,237 | The day's looking better already. | The day's looking better already. |
| 530 | 00:21:40,270 | 00:21:41,772 | Hi, Eden. | Hi, Eden. |
| 531 | 00:21:41,805 | 00:21:43,807 | [Helen] Molly, bring back some vodka. | [Helen] Molly, bring back some vodka. |
| 532 | 00:21:43,841 | 00:21:45,843 | Is that Helen? | Is that Helen? |
| 533 | 00:21:45,876 | 00:21:47,878 | - Ooh. - Surprise visit. | - Ooh. - Surprise visit. |
| 534 | 00:21:47,911 | 00:21:48,979 | Oh, fun. | Oh, fun. |
| 535 | 00:21:49,013 | 00:21:51,715 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 536 | 00:21:58,355 | 00:22:00,025 | I'm excited to meet your friends. | I'm excited to meet your friends. |
| 537 | 00:22:00,058 | 00:22:01,993 | - [Rick] Knock, knock, knock! - Hey! | - [Rick] Knock, knock, knock! - Hey! |
| 538 | 00:22:02,027 | 00:22:03,194 | - Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey. | - Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey. |
| 539 | 00:22:03,228 | 00:22:04,963 | - How are you? - Wow! | - How are you? - Wow! |
| 540 | 00:22:04,996 | 00:22:06,697 | Good, hi. | Good, hi. |
| 541 | 00:22:06,731 | 00:22:08,233 | You look incredible. | You look incredible. |
| 542 | 00:22:08,266 | 00:22:09,868 | I feel like I have to come close. | I feel like I have to come close. |
| 543 | 00:22:09,901 | 00:22:11,770 | - It's so incredible. - Thank you. | - It's so incredible. - Thank you. |
| 544 | 00:22:11,803 | 00:22:14,739 | After all of that damage and awful shit | After all of that damage and awful shit |
| 545 | 00:22:14,773 | 00:22:17,042 | that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd. | that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd. |
| 546 | 00:22:17,075 | 00:22:18,343 | - What a walking turd. - It's all OK. | - What a walking turd. - It's all OK. |
| 547 | 00:22:18,376 | 00:22:19,811 | It's all good. | It's all good. |
| 548 | 00:22:19,844 | 00:22:20,779 | - I'm good. - You look incredible. | - I'm good. - You look incredible. |
| 549 | 00:22:20,812 | 00:22:22,247 | Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff. | Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff. |
| 550 | 00:22:22,280 | 00:22:23,815 | - I'm the new boyfriend. - Great, I'm Rick. | - I'm the new boyfriend. - Great, I'm Rick. |
| 551 | 00:22:23,848 | 00:22:24,983 | - Hi, nice to meet you. - Ooh, ow, Jeff. | - Hi, nice to meet you. - Ooh, ow, Jeff. |
| 552 | 00:22:25,016 | 00:22:26,351 | - Brianne. - Oh, lovely. | - Brianne. - Oh, lovely. |
| 553 | 00:22:26,384 | 00:22:27,852 | Is that short for like Richard? | Is that short for like Richard? |
| 554 | 00:22:27,886 | 00:22:29,287 | It's just Rick. | It's just Rick. |
| 555 | 00:22:29,320 | 00:22:30,687 | - [Jeff] It's just Rick. - It's just Rick. | - [Jeff] It's just Rick. - It's just Rick. |
| 556 | 00:22:30,722 | 00:22:32,223 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 557 | 00:22:32,257 | 00:22:33,091 | No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof. | No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof. |
| 558 | 00:22:33,124 | 00:22:34,993 | [Jeff] Oh, yeah. | [Jeff] Oh, yeah. |
| 559 | 00:22:35,026 | 00:22:36,227 | I don't know how they do it across the pond over there. | I don't know how they do it across the pond over there. |
| 560 | 00:22:36,261 | 00:22:37,228 | - Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah. | - Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah. |
| 561 | 00:22:37,262 | 00:22:38,830 | How hot is my wife? | How hot is my wife? |
| 562 | 00:22:38,863 | 00:22:40,799 | I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what? | I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what? |
| 563 | 00:22:40,832 | 00:22:43,968 | - Jeff? - You look wonderful. | - Jeff? - You look wonderful. |
| 564 | 00:22:44,002 | 00:22:47,239 | [nonsensical mumbling] | [nonsensical mumbling] |
| 565 | 00:22:47,273 | 00:22:49,809 | Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy. | Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy. |
| 566 | 00:22:49,842 | 00:22:52,044 | Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi. | Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi. |
| 567 | 00:22:52,078 | 00:22:53,946 | I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it. | I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it. |
| 568 | 00:22:53,979 | 00:22:54,880 | I love gravy. | I love gravy. |
| 569 | 00:22:54,914 | 00:22:55,981 | Not all of it. | Not all of it. |
| 570 | 00:22:56,015 | 00:22:57,883 | Happy Thanksgiving! | Happy Thanksgiving! |
| 571 | 00:22:57,917 | 00:22:59,351 | Gus. Wow. | Gus. Wow. |
| 572 | 00:22:59,385 | 00:23:00,386 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
| 573 | 00:23:00,419 | 00:23:01,987 | I wasn't expecting you. | I wasn't expecting you. |
| 574 | 00:23:02,021 | 00:23:04,290 | - Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK. | - Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK. |
| 575 | 00:23:04,323 | 00:23:06,092 | I'm glad she did because you know what? | I'm glad she did because you know what? |
| 576 | 00:23:06,125 | 00:23:07,393 | This time of the year's always really hard for me, | This time of the year's always really hard for me, |
| 577 | 00:23:07,426 | 00:23:09,261 | 'cause I hate my family. | 'cause I hate my family. |
| 578 | 00:23:09,295 | 00:23:12,798 | My father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife. | My father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife. |
| 579 | 00:23:12,832 | 00:23:15,101 | My other brother, he's still missing. | My other brother, he's still missing. |
| 580 | 00:23:15,134 | 00:23:16,735 | He's still missing? | He's still missing? |
| 581 | 00:23:16,769 | 00:23:18,703 | - Hi! - Hi. | - Hi! - Hi. |
| 582 | 00:23:18,737 | 00:23:20,840 | - I'm Helen. - Are we kissing? | - I'm Helen. - Are we kissing? |
| 583 | 00:23:20,873 | 00:23:22,408 | [laughing] Who's this? | [laughing] Who's this? |
| 584 | 00:23:22,441 | 00:23:25,044 | - My mother. - Oh, your mother. | - My mother. - Oh, your mother. |
| 585 | 00:23:25,077 | 00:23:26,378 | Oh, it's a baby. | Oh, it's a baby. |
| 586 | 00:23:26,412 | 00:23:27,947 | I'm gonna walk away from the baby. | I'm gonna walk away from the baby. |
| 587 | 00:23:27,980 | 00:23:29,315 | You know what, Abby is in the kitchen, | You know what, Abby is in the kitchen, |
| 588 | 00:23:29,348 | 00:23:31,050 | so why don't you put the food in the kitchen. | so why don't you put the food in the kitchen. |
| 589 | 00:23:31,083 | 00:23:32,918 | And Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag? | And Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag? |
| 590 | 00:23:32,952 | 00:23:34,855 | Oh, why don't you relax? | Oh, why don't you relax? |
| 591 | 00:23:34,888 | 00:23:36,923 | I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper | I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper |
| 592 | 00:23:36,957 | 00:23:38,992 | and you turned out OK-ish. | and you turned out OK-ish. |
| 593 | 00:23:39,025 | 00:23:40,393 | OK, can I have him, please? | OK, can I have him, please? |
| 594 | 00:23:40,427 | 00:23:42,929 | No, no, he's fine. I have him under control. | No, no, he's fine. I have him under control. |
| 595 | 00:23:42,963 | 00:23:45,398 | I would just like to hold my child, that's all. | I would just like to hold my child, that's all. |
| 596 | 00:23:45,432 | 00:23:47,968 | Oh. All right, fine. | Oh. All right, fine. |
| 597 | 00:23:49,102 | 00:23:50,669 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 598 | 00:23:50,703 | 00:23:53,173 | But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty. | But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty. |
| 599 | 00:23:53,206 | 00:23:55,208 | I want you to have the whole day off. | I want you to have the whole day off. |
| 600 | 00:23:55,242 | 00:23:56,409 | OK. | OK. |
| 601 | 00:23:56,443 | 00:23:57,978 | You want a little bit? | You want a little bit? |
| 602 | 00:23:58,011 | 00:23:59,713 | No, we're not gonna have a little bit. | No, we're not gonna have a little bit. |
| 603 | 00:23:59,746 | 00:24:00,881 | - Mom. - Oh, later. | - Mom. - Oh, later. |
| 604 | 00:24:00,914 | 00:24:03,283 | Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18. | Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18. |
| 605 | 00:24:04,751 | 00:24:05,852 | - OK. - Wow, OK. | - OK. - Wow, OK. |
| 606 | 00:24:05,886 | 00:24:06,853 | Yeah, are you good? | Yeah, are you good? |
| 607 | 00:24:06,887 | 00:24:08,321 | - Ready? - Yeah. | - Ready? - Yeah. |
| 608 | 00:24:08,355 | 00:24:10,891 | All right. Let's do this. | All right. Let's do this. |
| 609 | 00:24:11,925 | 00:24:15,829 | Guys. Hey, guys. Guys! | Guys. Hey, guys. Guys! |
| 610 | 00:24:15,862 | 00:24:18,198 | If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought | If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought |
| 611 | 00:24:18,231 | 00:24:19,966 | and the cook time, there's no guarantee | and the cook time, there's no guarantee |
| 612 | 00:24:20,000 | 00:24:21,101 | it'll make the table. | it'll make the table. |
| 613 | 00:24:21,134 | 00:24:22,770 | All right? Just help me out. | All right? Just help me out. |
| 614 | 00:24:22,803 | 00:24:23,905 | Yeah, help her out, people. | Yeah, help her out, people. |
| 615 | 00:24:23,938 | 00:24:25,339 | This is serious. | This is serious. |
| 616 | 00:24:25,373 | 00:24:27,975 | It is serious, even though Molly isn't. | It is serious, even though Molly isn't. |
| 617 | 00:24:28,009 | 00:24:30,912 | Vegan green bean casserole. | Vegan green bean casserole. |
| 618 | 00:24:30,945 | 00:24:31,879 | Oh, great. | Oh, great. |
| 619 | 00:24:31,913 | 00:24:32,947 | 30 minutes before? | 30 minutes before? |
| 620 | 00:24:32,980 | 00:24:34,282 | Yeah, give or take. | Yeah, give or take. |
| 621 | 00:24:34,315 | 00:24:35,449 | I love you yelling at your friends. | I love you yelling at your friends. |
| 622 | 00:24:35,483 | 00:24:36,984 | What's your sign? | What's your sign? |
| 623 | 00:24:37,018 | 00:24:38,920 | - Pisces. - Oh, nice. | - Pisces. - Oh, nice. |
| 624 | 00:24:38,953 | 00:24:39,987 | What sign are you? | What sign are you? |
| 625 | 00:24:40,021 | 00:24:41,956 | I'm a triple Capricorn. | I'm a triple Capricorn. |
| 626 | 00:24:41,989 | 00:24:44,859 | Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner | Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner |
| 627 | 00:24:44,892 | 00:24:47,828 | with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain. | with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain. |
| 628 | 00:24:47,862 | 00:24:51,232 | Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks | Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks |
| 629 | 00:24:51,265 | 00:24:53,000 | is obviously a plus. | is obviously a plus. |
| 630 | 00:24:53,034 | 00:24:55,870 | A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath. | A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath. |
| 631 | 00:24:55,903 | 00:24:59,073 | And intense, intense, intense cuddling. | And intense, intense, intense cuddling. |
| 632 | 00:25:02,109 | 00:25:03,945 | I just, I'm just not... | I just, I'm just not... |
| 633 | 00:25:03,978 | 00:25:05,479 | I'm just not ready to get back out there. | I'm just not ready to get back out there. |
| 634 | 00:25:05,513 | 00:25:06,914 | You know what I mean? | You know what I mean? |
| 635 | 00:25:06,948 | 00:25:08,883 | I'm just very closed off. | I'm just very closed off. |
| 636 | 00:25:08,916 | 00:25:10,318 | Very damaged inside. | Very damaged inside. |
| 637 | 00:25:10,351 | 00:25:12,020 | Oh, I totally understand that. | Oh, I totally understand that. |
| 638 | 00:25:12,054 | 00:25:14,056 | Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me | Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me |
| 639 | 00:25:14,089 | 00:25:15,924 | is consent. Absolutely. | is consent. Absolutely. |
| 640 | 00:25:15,958 | 00:25:17,526 | Yeah. Where's the bathroom? | Yeah. Where's the bathroom? |
| 641 | 00:25:17,559 | 00:25:18,527 | It's through there. | It's through there. |
| 642 | 00:25:18,560 | 00:25:20,128 | Great. I gotta adjust. | Great. I gotta adjust. |
| 643 | 00:25:20,162 | 00:25:21,997 | - Thanks. - Cool. OK. | - Thanks. - Cool. OK. |
| 644 | 00:25:22,030 | 00:25:22,931 | You're very pretty. | You're very pretty. |
| 645 | 00:25:22,965 | 00:25:24,166 | You're looking good. | You're looking good. |
| 646 | 00:25:24,199 | 00:25:27,402 | [inaudible mumbling] | [inaudible mumbling] |
| 647 | 00:25:29,204 | 00:25:31,039 | We've been married for a month and a half. | We've been married for a month and a half. |
| 648 | 00:25:31,073 | 00:25:32,874 | Oh, amazing. | Oh, amazing. |
| 649 | 00:25:32,908 | 00:25:33,942 | We met four months ago and married a month and a half. | We met four months ago and married a month and a half. |
| 650 | 00:25:33,976 | 00:25:35,210 | Oh, that's incredible. | Oh, that's incredible. |
| 651 | 00:25:35,244 | 00:25:36,211 | I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid. | I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid. |
| 652 | 00:25:36,245 | 00:25:37,279 | Yeah, that's fast. | Yeah, that's fast. |
| 653 | 00:25:37,312 | 00:25:38,447 | Yeah you see tits like that | Yeah you see tits like that |
| 654 | 00:25:38,480 | 00:25:39,815 | and you're like gotta have 'em, | and you're like gotta have 'em, |
| 655 | 00:25:39,848 | 00:25:40,549 | gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em. | gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em. |
| 656 | 00:25:40,582 | 00:25:42,384 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 657 | 00:25:42,417 | 00:25:44,086 | And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine, | And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine, |
| 658 | 00:25:44,119 | 00:25:45,020 | you put it on the gums. | you put it on the gums. |
| 659 | 00:25:45,053 | 00:25:46,088 | Did you hear that? | Did you hear that? |
| 660 | 00:25:46,121 | 00:25:47,356 | His brother's missing. | His brother's missing. |
| 661 | 00:25:47,389 | 00:25:49,358 | Seven years. He hasn't seen him. | Seven years. He hasn't seen him. |
| 662 | 00:25:49,391 | 00:25:51,026 | Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though. | Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though. |
| 663 | 00:25:51,059 | 00:25:52,261 | When he went missing, did he have his cell? | When he went missing, did he have his cell? |
| 664 | 00:25:52,294 | 00:25:53,495 | No, he... | No, he... |
| 665 | 00:25:53,528 | 00:25:55,897 | Apparently he was naked at first. | Apparently he was naked at first. |
| 666 | 00:25:55,931 | 00:25:57,799 | - Right. - Yeah. | - Right. - Yeah. |
| 667 | 00:25:57,833 | 00:26:00,937 | What was the context when he went missing if he was naked? | What was the context when he went missing if he was naked? |
| 668 | 00:26:00,970 | 00:26:02,939 | Well, he was at Costco. | Well, he was at Costco. |
| 669 | 00:26:02,972 | 00:26:05,375 | They asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub, | They asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub, |
| 670 | 00:26:05,408 | 00:26:07,143 | but he just stripped down. | but he just stripped down. |
| 671 | 00:26:07,176 | 00:26:08,478 | He was off his meds. | He was off his meds. |
| 672 | 00:26:08,511 | 00:26:10,213 | I should have prefaced it with that. | I should have prefaced it with that. |
| 673 | 00:26:10,246 | 00:26:11,981 | - He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah. | - He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah. |
| 674 | 00:26:12,015 | 00:26:13,449 | And they were still figuring out which ones work. | And they were still figuring out which ones work. |
| 675 | 00:26:13,483 | 00:26:16,319 | From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy. | From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy. |
| 676 | 00:26:16,352 | 00:26:18,254 | - Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt. | - Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt. |
| 677 | 00:26:18,288 | 00:26:20,123 | - OK. - In Seattle. | - OK. - In Seattle. |
| 678 | 00:26:20,156 | 00:26:21,457 | I love Seattle. | I love Seattle. |
| 679 | 00:26:21,491 | 00:26:24,193 | Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five, | Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five, |
| 680 | 00:26:24,227 | 00:26:26,829 | which is a ways away, it's only 2:15, | which is a ways away, it's only 2:15, |
| 681 | 00:26:26,863 | 00:26:29,966 | so just feel free to like leave this area, | so just feel free to like leave this area, |
| 682 | 00:26:29,999 | 00:26:33,069 | mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever. | mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever. |
| 683 | 00:26:33,102 | 00:26:35,038 | In other words, get the fuck out. | In other words, get the fuck out. |
| 684 | 00:26:35,071 | 00:26:36,973 | Pretty much. In a nice... | Pretty much. In a nice... |
| 685 | 00:26:37,006 | 00:26:38,875 | These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes | These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes |
| 686 | 00:26:38,908 | 00:26:40,543 | and then they need to be basted every other minute. | and then they need to be basted every other minute. |
| 687 | 00:26:40,576 | 00:26:43,279 | - Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself. | - Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself. |
| 688 | 00:26:43,313 | 00:26:45,081 | - Hey, you! - [Molly] Yeah? | - Hey, you! - [Molly] Yeah? |
| 689 | 00:26:45,114 | 00:26:47,217 | Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me? | Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me? |
| 690 | 00:26:47,251 | 00:26:49,053 | How do you know she's a lesbian? | How do you know she's a lesbian? |
| 691 | 00:26:49,086 | 00:26:50,287 | Oh, man, I don't know. | Oh, man, I don't know. |
| 692 | 00:26:50,321 | 00:26:52,523 | - She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did. | - She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did. |
| 693 | 00:26:52,556 | 00:26:54,992 | Maybe Lauren did. Who cares? | Maybe Lauren did. Who cares? |
| 694 | 00:26:55,025 | 00:26:57,394 | She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying. | She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying. |
| 695 | 00:26:57,428 | 00:26:59,630 | OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken. | OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken. |
| 696 | 00:26:59,663 | 00:27:02,866 | So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together | So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together |
| 697 | 00:27:02,900 | 00:27:05,135 | because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more. | because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more. |
| 698 | 00:27:05,169 | 00:27:06,303 | Oh, great. | Oh, great. |
| 699 | 00:27:06,337 | 00:27:08,505 | - OK, also... - What? | - OK, also... - What? |
| 700 | 00:27:08,539 | 00:27:10,641 | I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK? | I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK? |
| 701 | 00:27:10,674 | 00:27:13,610 | Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving, | Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving, |
| 702 | 00:27:13,644 | 00:27:15,612 | like eating turkey through a tube or something? | like eating turkey through a tube or something? |
| 703 | 00:27:15,646 | 00:27:18,048 | Just look at your phone and pretend to be | Just look at your phone and pretend to be |
| 704 | 00:27:18,082 | 00:27:19,316 | deep in thought or something. | deep in thought or something. |
| 705 | 00:27:19,350 | 00:27:21,185 | I'm not gonna pretend today. OK? | I'm not gonna pretend today. OK? |
| 706 | 00:27:21,218 | 00:27:25,155 | [nonsensical mumbling] | [nonsensical mumbling] |
| 707 | 00:27:25,189 | 00:27:26,323 | Come on! | Come on! |
| 708 | 00:27:26,357 | 00:27:27,291 | So smooth. | So smooth. |
| 709 | 00:27:28,926 | 00:27:29,960 | Oh, who is this? | Oh, who is this? |
| 710 | 00:27:29,993 | 00:27:31,228 | I'm Helen. | I'm Helen. |
| 711 | 00:27:31,261 | 00:27:33,130 | The perfect family's here. Great. | The perfect family's here. Great. |
| 712 | 00:27:33,163 | 00:27:34,632 | Oh, trust me, they're not perfect. | Oh, trust me, they're not perfect. |
| 713 | 00:27:34,666 | 00:27:36,501 | Well, they always get through their problems, | Well, they always get through their problems, |
| 714 | 00:27:36,534 | 00:27:38,970 | and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other. | and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other. |
| 715 | 00:27:39,003 | 00:27:40,372 | They're infuriating. | They're infuriating. |
| 716 | 00:27:40,405 | 00:27:42,307 | - Hi. - Hey! | - Hi. - Hey! |
| 717 | 00:27:46,111 | 00:27:47,946 | - Hi. - Hi, cutie. | - Hi. - Hi, cutie. |
| 718 | 00:27:47,979 | 00:27:49,514 | I was just saying how annoying you guys are | I was just saying how annoying you guys are |
| 719 | 00:27:49,547 | 00:27:51,216 | 'cause you always get through your problems. | 'cause you always get through your problems. |
| 720 | 00:27:51,249 | 00:27:52,984 | Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other | Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other |
| 721 | 00:27:53,017 | 00:27:55,920 | and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey. | and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey. |
| 722 | 00:27:55,954 | 00:27:58,990 | - Or two. - She is raring to go today. | - Or two. - She is raring to go today. |
| 723 | 00:27:59,023 | 00:28:00,492 | I'm on kid duty. | I'm on kid duty. |
| 724 | 00:28:00,525 | 00:28:02,360 | Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun. | Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun. |
| 725 | 00:28:02,394 | 00:28:04,195 | Today is all mine. | Today is all mine. |
| 726 | 00:28:06,030 | 00:28:07,232 | Hey, how are you? | Hey, how are you? |
| 727 | 00:28:07,265 | 00:28:09,334 | This is my kids. | This is my kids. |
| 728 | 00:28:09,367 | 00:28:12,036 | So, how's the Brit? | So, how's the Brit? |
| 729 | 00:28:12,070 | 00:28:15,440 | - Really big... heart. - Oh. | - Really big... heart. - Oh. |
| 730 | 00:28:15,473 | 00:28:17,208 | Massive... | Massive... |
| 731 | 00:28:17,242 | 00:28:18,209 | OK. | OK. |
| 732 | 00:28:18,243 | 00:28:19,310 | Heart, you what I mean? | Heart, you what I mean? |
| 733 | 00:28:19,344 | 00:28:20,612 | That's not where your heart is. | That's not where your heart is. |
| 734 | 00:28:20,645 | 00:28:22,415 | Photo! Everybody together. | Photo! Everybody together. |
| 735 | 00:28:22,448 | 00:28:24,116 | [Abby] OK. Oh! | [Abby] OK. Oh! |
| 736 | 00:28:24,150 | 00:28:25,217 | Good idea. | Good idea. |
| 737 | 00:28:25,251 | 00:28:27,453 | - Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden. | - Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden. |
| 738 | 00:28:29,021 | 00:28:30,656 | Stay right here. | Stay right here. |
| 739 | 00:28:31,457 | 00:28:32,491 | All right! | All right! |
| 740 | 00:28:33,325 | 00:28:35,261 | - Smile! - Cheese. | - Smile! - Cheese. |
| 741 | 00:28:35,294 | 00:28:36,662 | Good, one more. | Good, one more. |
| 742 | 00:28:36,695 | 00:28:39,098 | Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth. | Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth. |
| 743 | 00:28:39,131 | 00:28:40,599 | - Later, maybe. - Oh. | - Later, maybe. - Oh. |
| 744 | 00:28:40,633 | 00:28:43,102 | What good is this photo without you in it, Helen? | What good is this photo without you in it, Helen? |
| 745 | 00:28:43,135 | 00:28:44,570 | Come on. Am I right? | Come on. Am I right? |
| 746 | 00:28:44,603 | 00:28:47,406 | - [Helen] You made it! - Hey. | - [Helen] You made it! - Hey. |
| 747 | 00:28:47,440 | 00:28:49,308 | - Hi. - You guys want a drink? | - Hi. - You guys want a drink? |
| 748 | 00:28:49,341 | 00:28:51,177 | - Isn't that... - [Abby] Yeah. | - Isn't that... - [Abby] Yeah. |
| 749 | 00:28:51,210 | 00:28:52,244 | [Molly] Yes, it is. | [Molly] Yes, it is. |
| 750 | 00:28:52,278 | 00:28:53,979 | He looks even better in person. | He looks even better in person. |
| 751 | 00:28:54,013 | 00:28:56,549 | It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff. | It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff. |
| 752 | 00:28:56,582 | 00:28:59,552 | I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did. | I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did. |
| 753 | 00:28:59,585 | 00:29:02,588 | I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me, | I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me, |
| 754 | 00:29:02,621 | 00:29:05,057 | so I had to invite him. | so I had to invite him. |
| 755 | 00:29:05,090 | 00:29:06,091 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 756 | 00:29:06,125 | 00:29:07,526 | - Hi. - Hi. | - Hi. - Hi. |
| 757 | 00:29:07,560 | 00:29:08,594 | I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch | I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch |
| 758 | 00:29:08,627 | 00:29:10,129 | her with her ex-boyfriend. | her with her ex-boyfriend. |
| 759 | 00:29:10,162 | 00:29:11,465 | Who's this little guy? That your son? | Who's this little guy? That your son? |
| 760 | 00:29:11,498 | 00:29:13,333 | - Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful. | - Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful. |
| 761 | 00:29:13,366 | 00:29:15,502 | - Thank you. - Congrats. | - Thank you. - Congrats. |
| 762 | 00:29:15,535 | 00:29:19,206 | Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin. | Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin. |
| 763 | 00:29:19,239 | 00:29:20,674 | Michael? | Michael? |
| 764 | 00:29:20,707 | 00:29:22,442 | Oh, really? | Oh, really? |
| 765 | 00:29:22,476 | 00:29:24,511 | No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche. | No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche. |
| 766 | 00:29:24,544 | 00:29:27,180 | Well, you would know. | Well, you would know. |
| 767 | 00:29:27,214 | 00:29:28,381 | Hey, there. | Hey, there. |
| 768 | 00:29:28,415 | 00:29:30,183 | - I know you. - Hey. | - I know you. - Hey. |
| 769 | 00:29:30,217 | 00:29:32,385 | I used to watch your show all the time. | I used to watch your show all the time. |
| 770 | 00:29:32,419 | 00:29:34,287 | Thanks so much. | Thanks so much. |
| 771 | 00:29:34,321 | 00:29:36,256 | Watching you out there in the world living your best life. | Watching you out there in the world living your best life. |
| 772 | 00:29:36,289 | 00:29:39,092 | - Yeah. - Big old muscles. | - Yeah. - Big old muscles. |
| 773 | 00:29:39,125 | 00:29:41,161 | - Taking names. - OK. | - Taking names. - OK. |
| 774 | 00:29:41,194 | 00:29:43,396 | I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance. | I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance. |
| 775 | 00:29:43,430 | 00:29:44,531 | No problem. | No problem. |
| 776 | 00:29:44,564 | 00:29:48,235 | [speaking in foreign language] | [speaking in foreign language] |
| 777 | 00:29:48,268 | 00:29:49,269 | Everything OK? | Everything OK? |
| 778 | 00:29:49,302 | 00:29:50,203 | Yeah, fine. | Yeah, fine. |
| 779 | 00:29:50,237 | 00:29:51,705 | We'll be right back. | We'll be right back. |
| 780 | 00:29:51,739 | 00:29:54,140 | We're gonna need a bigger boat. | We're gonna need a bigger boat. |
| 781 | 00:29:54,174 | 00:29:56,443 | Why would you invite him without asking me? | Why would you invite him without asking me? |
| 782 | 00:29:56,476 | 00:29:59,447 | Oh, you two were so good together. | Oh, you two were so good together. |
| 783 | 00:29:59,480 | 00:30:01,649 | He was almost as bad as Michael. | He was almost as bad as Michael. |
| 784 | 00:30:01,682 | 00:30:03,819 | Well, he made a mistake. | Well, he made a mistake. |
| 785 | 00:30:03,852 | 00:30:05,453 | He cheated on me! | He cheated on me! |
| 786 | 00:30:05,486 | 00:30:07,723 | You were two young Hollywood actors. | You were two young Hollywood actors. |
| 787 | 00:30:07,756 | 00:30:09,557 | Who wouldn't cheat in that situation? | Who wouldn't cheat in that situation? |
| 788 | 00:30:09,590 | 00:30:11,225 | I wouldn't. I didn't. | I wouldn't. I didn't. |
| 789 | 00:30:11,259 | 00:30:13,294 | Well, you were always weird that way. | Well, you were always weird that way. |
| 790 | 00:30:13,327 | 00:30:16,197 | Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband. | Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband. |
| 791 | 00:30:16,230 | 00:30:19,534 | Variety is the spice of life. | Variety is the spice of life. |
| 792 | 00:30:19,567 | 00:30:21,202 | And I like spicy. | And I like spicy. |
| 793 | 00:30:21,235 | 00:30:23,137 | Don't you think it would have been courteous | Don't you think it would have been courteous |
| 794 | 00:30:23,170 | 00:30:24,572 | to let me know that he was coming? | to let me know that he was coming? |
| 795 | 00:30:24,605 | 00:30:27,608 | I tried to, but Jeff was always around and, | I tried to, but Jeff was always around and, |
| 796 | 00:30:27,642 | 00:30:29,610 | oh, and then I had to freshen up. | oh, and then I had to freshen up. |
| 797 | 00:30:29,644 | 00:30:31,345 | I had to pick out my shoes. | I had to pick out my shoes. |
| 798 | 00:30:31,379 | 00:30:32,814 | And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah. | And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah. |
| 799 | 00:30:32,848 | 00:30:34,750 | - And here we are. - OK, well you know what? | - And here we are. - OK, well you know what? |
| 800 | 00:30:34,783 | 00:30:36,083 | We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah, | We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah, |
| 801 | 00:30:36,117 | 00:30:37,518 | and here we are over the years. | and here we are over the years. |
| 802 | 00:30:37,552 | 00:30:39,387 | Can we just keep them to a minimum today? | Can we just keep them to a minimum today? |
| 803 | 00:30:39,420 | 00:30:40,856 | Then we are in agreement. | Then we are in agreement. |
| 804 | 00:30:40,889 | 00:30:44,826 | I was only thinking about my grandson's future. | I was only thinking about my grandson's future. |
| 805 | 00:30:44,860 | 00:30:46,395 | Well, so am I. | Well, so am I. |
| 806 | 00:30:46,428 | 00:30:49,631 | And I am very proud of you for that. | And I am very proud of you for that. |
| 807 | 00:30:49,665 | 00:30:53,101 | Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words. | Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words. |
| 808 | 00:30:53,135 | 00:30:55,203 | Especially not in a row like that. | Especially not in a row like that. |
| 809 | 00:30:55,237 | 00:30:56,773 | Oh, I am serious. | Oh, I am serious. |
| 810 | 00:30:56,806 | 00:31:00,142 | You got right back on that horse. | You got right back on that horse. |
| 811 | 00:31:00,175 | 00:31:02,879 | And that shows that you had strength. | And that shows that you had strength. |
| 812 | 00:31:02,912 | 00:31:05,748 | Remember after Ed, who would have thought | Remember after Ed, who would have thought |
| 813 | 00:31:05,782 | 00:31:08,317 | that I would meet Silverio the very next week? | that I would meet Silverio the very next week? |
| 814 | 00:31:08,350 | 00:31:09,685 | You went on a singles cruise. | You went on a singles cruise. |
| 815 | 00:31:09,719 | 00:31:11,253 | Well, even so. | Well, even so. |
| 816 | 00:31:11,286 | 00:31:13,488 | OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK? | OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK? |
| 817 | 00:31:13,522 | 00:31:15,725 | [Helen] And he satisfies you and everything? | [Helen] And he satisfies you and everything? |
| 818 | 00:31:15,758 | 00:31:18,193 | - Yes. - And you are lubricated? | - Yes. - And you are lubricated? |
| 819 | 00:31:18,226 | 00:31:21,229 | Oh, god. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you. | Oh, god. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you. |
| 820 | 00:31:21,263 | 00:31:24,199 | Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there | Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there |
| 821 | 00:31:24,232 | 00:31:25,267 | after they've had a child. | after they've had a child. |
| 822 | 00:31:25,300 | 00:31:26,702 | Not me, of course. | Not me, of course. |
| 823 | 00:31:26,736 | 00:31:28,337 | But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil. | But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil. |
| 824 | 00:31:28,370 | 00:31:30,505 | Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil. | Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil. |
| 825 | 00:31:30,539 | 00:31:31,473 | Great. | Great. |
| 826 | 00:31:31,506 | 00:31:33,876 | Darling, you're so tense. | Darling, you're so tense. |
| 827 | 00:31:33,910 | 00:31:35,545 | You need a drink. | You need a drink. |
| 828 | 00:31:35,578 | 00:31:36,814 | Come on. | Come on. |
| 829 | 00:31:36,847 | 00:31:38,247 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
| 830 | 00:31:38,281 | 00:31:40,183 | ♪ Come on over to my house ♪ | ♪ Come on over to my house ♪ |
| 831 | 00:31:40,216 | 00:31:42,418 | ♪ And let's have some fun ♪ | ♪ And let's have some fun ♪ |
| 832 | 00:31:42,452 | 00:31:44,654 | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ |
| 833 | 00:31:44,687 | 00:31:46,356 | Shark attack. | Shark attack. |
| 834 | 00:31:46,389 | 00:31:50,226 | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ |
| 835 | 00:31:50,259 | 00:31:51,527 | - Cheers! - Cheers! | - Cheers! - Cheers! |
| 836 | 00:31:51,561 | 00:31:54,597 | [glasses clinking] | [glasses clinking] |
| 837 | 00:31:56,900 | 00:31:58,301 | Oh, hey, guys. | Oh, hey, guys. |
| 838 | 00:31:58,334 | 00:31:59,402 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
| 839 | 00:31:59,435 | 00:32:01,537 | Yeah, when did you take these? | Yeah, when did you take these? |
| 840 | 00:32:01,571 | 00:32:03,774 | When you were doing shots, Mommy. | When you were doing shots, Mommy. |
| 841 | 00:32:03,807 | 00:32:05,475 | - Oh, OK. - I'm hungry. | - Oh, OK. - I'm hungry. |
| 842 | 00:32:05,508 | 00:32:06,576 | - Oh, sweetheart. - Me too. | - Oh, sweetheart. - Me too. |
| 843 | 00:32:06,609 | 00:32:07,945 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 844 | 00:32:07,978 | 00:32:10,613 | Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon. | Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon. |
| 845 | 00:32:10,647 | 00:32:12,448 | I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen. | I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen. |
| 846 | 00:32:12,482 | 00:32:13,784 | You wanna play for a little bit longer, | You wanna play for a little bit longer, |
| 847 | 00:32:13,817 | 00:32:15,284 | and then we'll go together? | and then we'll go together? |
| 848 | 00:32:15,318 | 00:32:16,653 | - Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye. | - Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye. |
| 849 | 00:32:16,686 | 00:32:18,554 | [Gus] Sweet. You two want to have kids? | [Gus] Sweet. You two want to have kids? |
| 850 | 00:32:18,588 | 00:32:21,491 | No... Maybe. | No... Maybe. |
| 851 | 00:32:21,524 | 00:32:22,961 | We don't know. We're not sure. | We don't know. We're not sure. |
| 852 | 00:32:22,994 | 00:32:23,895 | [Brianne] I want a whole horde of them. | [Brianne] I want a whole horde of them. |
| 853 | 00:32:23,928 | 00:32:24,896 | I really do. | I really do. |
| 854 | 00:32:24,929 | 00:32:26,230 | - Yeah. - Yeah? | - Yeah. - Yeah? |
| 855 | 00:32:26,263 | 00:32:27,564 | She's found religion again, | She's found religion again, |
| 856 | 00:32:27,598 | 00:32:29,199 | so she's been doing this whole praise thing. | so she's been doing this whole praise thing. |
| 857 | 00:32:29,233 | 00:32:30,902 | I'm not religious. It's for the holiday. | I'm not religious. It's for the holiday. |
| 858 | 00:32:30,935 | 00:32:32,369 | [inaudible mumbling] | [inaudible mumbling] |
| 859 | 00:32:32,403 | 00:32:33,470 | Sweat much? | Sweat much? |
| 860 | 00:32:33,504 | 00:32:34,739 | [inaudible mumbling] | [inaudible mumbling] |
| 861 | 00:32:34,773 | 00:32:36,273 | Oh, sit home. | Oh, sit home. |
| 862 | 00:32:36,306 | 00:32:37,809 | [inaudible mumbling] | [inaudible mumbling] |
| 863 | 00:32:37,842 | 00:32:39,243 | Cinnamon. | Cinnamon. |
| 864 | 00:32:39,276 | 00:32:41,245 | - Very specific type. - I know. | - Very specific type. - I know. |
| 865 | 00:32:41,278 | 00:32:42,914 | I know. She's, look, I mean, | I know. She's, look, I mean, |
| 866 | 00:32:42,947 | 00:32:44,248 | - she's got a good heart. - Hey. | - she's got a good heart. - Hey. |
| 867 | 00:32:44,281 | 00:32:45,950 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
| 868 | 00:32:45,984 | 00:32:47,919 | Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff? | Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff? |
| 869 | 00:32:47,952 | 00:32:49,586 | Boyfriend. No. | Boyfriend. No. |
| 870 | 00:32:49,620 | 00:32:50,889 | Hi, how you doing? | Hi, how you doing? |
| 871 | 00:32:50,922 | 00:32:52,222 | I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude. | I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude. |
| 872 | 00:32:52,256 | 00:32:53,725 | Yeah, you too. | Yeah, you too. |
| 873 | 00:32:54,893 | 00:32:56,928 | How do you guys know each other? | How do you guys know each other? |
| 874 | 00:32:56,961 | 00:33:00,364 | - I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend. | - I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend. |
| 875 | 00:33:00,397 | 00:33:02,934 | - Oh. - Cool. Cool, cool. | - Oh. - Cool. Cool, cool. |
| 876 | 00:33:02,967 | 00:33:04,936 | Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I don't need to tell you | Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I don't need to tell you |
| 877 | 00:33:04,969 | 00:33:07,638 | just how thankful I am for this one today. | just how thankful I am for this one today. |
| 878 | 00:33:07,671 | 00:33:09,339 | - This one? - Nah. | - This one? - Nah. |
| 879 | 00:33:09,373 | 00:33:10,743 | [Molly] Oh, please. | [Molly] Oh, please. |
| 880 | 00:33:10,776 | 00:33:11,643 | - Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross. | - Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross. |
| 881 | 00:33:11,676 | 00:33:12,778 | Really? | Really? |
| 882 | 00:33:12,812 | 00:33:14,947 | - I don't know about that. - Yeah. | - I don't know about that. - Yeah. |
| 883 | 00:33:14,980 | 00:33:16,414 | I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that. | I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that. |
| 884 | 00:33:16,448 | 00:33:17,549 | I had allergies that are insane. | I had allergies that are insane. |
| 885 | 00:33:17,582 | 00:33:18,951 | - You know that. - Maybe still do. | - You know that. - Maybe still do. |
| 886 | 00:33:18,984 | 00:33:20,518 | You were the one that was crying a lot. | You were the one that was crying a lot. |
| 887 | 00:33:20,552 | 00:33:21,921 | - Really, allergies? - Yeah, allergies. | - Really, allergies? - Yeah, allergies. |
| 888 | 00:33:21,954 | 00:33:23,889 | - Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude. | - Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude. |
| 889 | 00:33:23,923 | 00:33:26,591 | Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up? | Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up? |
| 890 | 00:33:26,624 | 00:33:28,794 | - [Gunnar] That'd be great. - OK. | - [Gunnar] That'd be great. - OK. |
| 891 | 00:33:28,828 | 00:33:30,796 | Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that. | Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that. |
| 892 | 00:33:30,830 | 00:33:32,597 | Oh, and plus I bought some fish. | Oh, and plus I bought some fish. |
| 893 | 00:33:32,630 | 00:33:34,265 | I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers. | I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers. |
| 894 | 00:33:34,299 | 00:33:36,468 | - Capers? - You gonna make that for me? | - Capers? - You gonna make that for me? |
| 895 | 00:33:36,501 | 00:33:37,937 | All for you. | All for you. |
| 896 | 00:33:37,970 | 00:33:39,805 | - I love ceviche. - Aw. | - I love ceviche. - Aw. |
| 897 | 00:33:39,839 | 00:33:43,776 | I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile. | I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile. |
| 898 | 00:33:43,809 | 00:33:45,443 | Ooh, stalker. | Ooh, stalker. |
| 899 | 00:33:45,477 | 00:33:48,713 | And I am going to stalk every inch of you. | And I am going to stalk every inch of you. |
| 900 | 00:33:48,748 | 00:33:50,015 | That's weird. | That's weird. |
| 901 | 00:33:50,049 | 00:33:51,050 | OK. | OK. |
| 902 | 00:33:51,083 | 00:33:52,717 | Good to meet you, dude. | Good to meet you, dude. |
| 903 | 00:33:52,752 | 00:33:53,986 | You too, Jeff. | You too, Jeff. |
| 904 | 00:33:55,988 | 00:33:57,355 | What? | What? |
| 905 | 00:33:57,388 | 00:33:58,992 | You don't get to say anything. | You don't get to say anything. |
| 906 | 00:33:59,025 | 00:34:00,894 | He is adorable. | He is adorable. |
| 907 | 00:34:00,927 | 00:34:03,329 | Does he make you a scone in the morning? | Does he make you a scone in the morning? |
| 908 | 00:34:03,362 | 00:34:05,799 | [scoffs] He is a lovely human being. | [scoffs] He is a lovely human being. |
| 909 | 00:34:05,832 | 00:34:07,033 | I bet he is. | I bet he is. |
| 910 | 00:34:11,470 | 00:34:13,907 | So you kept in touch with Helen, huh? | So you kept in touch with Helen, huh? |
| 911 | 00:34:13,940 | 00:34:16,375 | Yeah, Helen's the best. | Yeah, Helen's the best. |
| 912 | 00:34:16,408 | 00:34:20,947 | And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you. | And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you. |
| 913 | 00:34:20,981 | 00:34:25,317 | Yeah, well, it's good to see you too. | Yeah, well, it's good to see you too. |
| 914 | 00:34:25,351 | 00:34:27,087 | I have to admit, it's a bit weird. | I have to admit, it's a bit weird. |
| 915 | 00:34:27,120 | 00:34:28,654 | You know what, it's a lot weird. | You know what, it's a lot weird. |
| 916 | 00:34:28,687 | 00:34:30,322 | - Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that. | - Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that. |
| 917 | 00:34:30,356 | 00:34:31,624 | - OK. - OK. | - OK. - OK. |
| 918 | 00:34:31,657 | 00:34:33,659 | Hey, you ever hear that old quote? | Hey, you ever hear that old quote? |
| 919 | 00:34:33,692 | 00:34:37,097 | To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid. | To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid. |
| 920 | 00:34:37,130 | 00:34:38,531 | Nope, never heard it. | Nope, never heard it. |
| 921 | 00:34:38,564 | 00:34:40,000 | Yeah, it's a good one. | Yeah, it's a good one. |
| 922 | 00:34:40,033 | 00:34:43,003 | And how's that working out for you, old man? | And how's that working out for you, old man? |
| 923 | 00:34:43,036 | 00:34:44,971 | I'll let you know in the morning. | I'll let you know in the morning. |
| 924 | 00:34:45,005 | 00:34:46,040 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 925 | 00:34:46,073 | 00:34:47,775 | Oh... OK. | Oh... OK. |
| 926 | 00:34:47,809 | 00:34:49,442 | - Like that. - That's bold. | - Like that. - That's bold. |
| 927 | 00:34:49,476 | 00:34:51,344 | - Is it? - Yeah. | - Is it? - Yeah. |
| 928 | 00:34:51,378 | 00:34:53,547 | - You might wanna just cool that off a little. - OK. | - You might wanna just cool that off a little. - OK. |
| 929 | 00:34:53,580 | 00:34:54,949 | - Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure. | - Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure. |
| 930 | 00:34:54,982 | 00:34:56,483 | - Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me? | - Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me? |
| 931 | 00:34:56,516 | 00:34:58,920 | - A little skinny dip? - [Molly] Nope. | - A little skinny dip? - [Molly] Nope. |
| 932 | 00:34:58,953 | 00:35:03,490 | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ |
| 933 | 00:35:03,523 | 00:35:07,929 | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ |
| 934 | 00:35:07,962 | 00:35:11,799 | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ | ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ |
| 935 | 00:35:12,767 | 00:35:14,936 | 30, flirty and what? | 30, flirty and what? |
| 936 | 00:35:14,969 | 00:35:16,536 | Dirty. | Dirty. |
| 937 | 00:35:16,570 | 00:35:17,504 | You. | You. |
| 938 | 00:35:17,537 | 00:35:19,040 | Into Palo-Santo wood, | Into Palo-Santo wood, |
| 939 | 00:35:19,073 | 00:35:21,408 | watching sex trafficking documentaries, | watching sex trafficking documentaries, |
| 940 | 00:35:21,441 | 00:35:23,744 | and piss play. Me. | and piss play. Me. |
| 941 | 00:35:23,778 | 00:35:25,679 | A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup, | A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup, |
| 942 | 00:35:25,712 | 00:35:27,949 | into playful punching, femmes that scratch, | into playful punching, femmes that scratch, |
| 943 | 00:35:27,982 | 00:35:30,550 | and sharing dessert. | and sharing dessert. |
| 944 | 00:35:30,584 | 00:35:32,920 | You know, you seem really great, but, | You know, you seem really great, but, |
| 945 | 00:35:32,954 | 00:35:35,958 | dirt really makes me anxious, you know? | dirt really makes me anxious, you know? |
| 946 | 00:35:35,991 | 00:35:37,125 | We'll talk about it later. | We'll talk about it later. |
| 947 | 00:35:37,159 | 00:35:38,894 | - All right. - See you outside. | - All right. - See you outside. |
| 948 | 00:35:38,927 | 00:35:40,128 | Not if I see you first outside. | Not if I see you first outside. |
| 949 | 00:35:40,162 | 00:35:41,129 | - Oh. - Oh, hello. | - Oh. - Oh, hello. |
| 950 | 00:35:41,163 | 00:35:44,032 | - Sorry. - [crying] | - Sorry. - [crying] |
| 951 | 00:35:46,001 | 00:35:47,836 | - Oh. - Oh. | - Oh. - Oh. |
| 952 | 00:35:47,870 | 00:35:49,704 | I got the stuff, thanks. | I got the stuff, thanks. |
| 953 | 00:35:49,738 | 00:35:52,007 | Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche. | Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche. |
| 954 | 00:35:52,040 | 00:35:55,010 | I understand, but I have zero time for debate on this. | I understand, but I have zero time for debate on this. |
| 955 | 00:35:55,043 | 00:35:56,611 | Not looking to debate. | Not looking to debate. |
| 956 | 00:35:56,644 | 00:35:58,013 | I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt. | I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt. |
| 957 | 00:35:58,046 | 00:35:59,447 | But you can just take off your shirt. | But you can just take off your shirt. |
| 958 | 00:35:59,480 | 00:36:00,414 | OK? | OK? |
| 959 | 00:36:06,054 | 00:36:07,789 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
| 960 | 00:36:09,157 | 00:36:11,626 | I'm just checking in on the little guy. | I'm just checking in on the little guy. |
| 961 | 00:36:11,659 | 00:36:13,962 | [Abby] Aw, that's so sweet. | [Abby] Aw, that's so sweet. |
| 962 | 00:36:13,996 | 00:36:16,031 | - Yeah. - So tiny. | - Yeah. - So tiny. |
| 963 | 00:36:17,065 | 00:36:18,166 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 964 | 00:36:18,200 | 00:36:21,469 | - And so cute. - Mm. | - And so cute. - Mm. |
| 965 | 00:36:21,502 | 00:36:24,908 | She has to keep him alive the whole time? | She has to keep him alive the whole time? |
| 966 | 00:36:24,941 | 00:36:26,976 | Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal. | Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal. |
| 967 | 00:36:27,010 | 00:36:28,945 | But how does that even work? | But how does that even work? |
| 968 | 00:36:28,978 | 00:36:31,814 | Like, what if one of these little fucking pom-poms | Like, what if one of these little fucking pom-poms |
| 969 | 00:36:31,848 | 00:36:33,216 | falls into his mouth while he's sleeping, | falls into his mouth while he's sleeping, |
| 970 | 00:36:33,249 | 00:36:34,784 | you know what I mean? | you know what I mean? |
| 971 | 00:36:34,817 | 00:36:36,052 | Or like the window's open and it blows | Or like the window's open and it blows |
| 972 | 00:36:36,085 | 00:36:37,921 | like a wasp in or something? | like a wasp in or something? |
| 973 | 00:36:37,954 | 00:36:39,856 | Did you see My Girl? | Did you see My Girl? |
| 974 | 00:36:39,889 | 00:36:41,456 | Or like what if... | Or like what if... |
| 975 | 00:36:41,490 | 00:36:42,859 | Didn't I read a thing where you have to | Didn't I read a thing where you have to |
| 976 | 00:36:42,892 | 00:36:44,593 | put them on their backs to go to sleep? | put them on their backs to go to sleep? |
| 977 | 00:36:44,626 | 00:36:45,995 | Like what if he throws up and- | Like what if he throws up and- |
| 978 | 00:36:46,029 | 00:36:49,564 | OK. He's gonna be all right. | OK. He's gonna be all right. |
| 979 | 00:36:49,598 | 00:36:51,801 | I am not so sure about you, but... | I am not so sure about you, but... |
| 980 | 00:36:51,834 | 00:36:53,468 | Oh, yeah. I don't know. | Oh, yeah. I don't know. |
| 981 | 00:36:53,502 | 00:36:55,570 | Molly knows what he needs. | Molly knows what he needs. |
| 982 | 00:36:55,604 | 00:36:57,106 | She knows what she needs too. | She knows what she needs too. |
| 983 | 00:36:57,140 | 00:36:59,042 | Yeah, well, I think some quiet time | Yeah, well, I think some quiet time |
| 984 | 00:36:59,075 | 00:37:00,843 | and reflection is what she needs. | and reflection is what she needs. |
| 985 | 00:37:00,877 | 00:37:03,578 | I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs. | I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs. |
| 986 | 00:37:03,612 | 00:37:04,981 | I think you might be talking about yourself. | I think you might be talking about yourself. |
| 987 | 00:37:05,014 | 00:37:07,649 | I think you might be right. | I think you might be right. |
| 988 | 00:37:08,650 | 00:37:11,188 | Thank god you guys are in here. | Thank god you guys are in here. |
| 989 | 00:37:12,122 | 00:37:13,857 | Hey, why is Jeff topless? | Hey, why is Jeff topless? |
| 990 | 00:37:13,891 | 00:37:15,726 | Oh, f... Oh my god. | Oh, f... Oh my god. |
| 991 | 00:37:15,759 | 00:37:17,627 | I was being facetious. | I was being facetious. |
| 992 | 00:37:17,660 | 00:37:18,695 | Wait, Jeff's topless? | Wait, Jeff's topless? |
| 993 | 00:37:18,729 | 00:37:19,897 | [Molly] Mm-hm. | [Molly] Mm-hm. |
| 994 | 00:37:19,930 | 00:37:21,165 | I miss everything. | I miss everything. |
| 995 | 00:37:21,198 | 00:37:23,133 | Well, you're not missing much. | Well, you're not missing much. |
| 996 | 00:37:23,167 | 00:37:26,569 | - I mean... - That's like the statue of David in there. | - I mean... - That's like the statue of David in there. |
| 997 | 00:37:26,602 | 00:37:27,905 | OK. | OK. |
| 998 | 00:37:32,575 | 00:37:35,611 | Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff? | Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff? |
| 999 | 00:37:35,645 | 00:37:38,282 | And we haven't even had our appetizers yet. | And we haven't even had our appetizers yet. |
| 1000 | 00:37:38,315 | 00:37:41,919 | Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt. | Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt. |
| 1001 | 00:37:41,952 | 00:37:42,953 | Right. | Right. |
| 1002 | 00:37:42,987 | 00:37:45,222 | And I'm wearing underwear. | And I'm wearing underwear. |
| 1003 | 00:37:47,291 | 00:37:52,096 | So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours. | So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours. |
| 1004 | 00:37:52,129 | 00:37:53,696 | It sounds fascinating. | It sounds fascinating. |
| 1005 | 00:37:53,731 | 00:37:56,699 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
| 1006 | 00:37:56,734 | 00:37:58,535 | Well, can I be honest? | Well, can I be honest? |
| 1007 | 00:37:58,569 | 00:37:59,971 | [Helen] Oh, please. | [Helen] Oh, please. |
| 1008 | 00:38:00,005 | 00:38:03,241 | Do what I find really fascinating, Helen? | Do what I find really fascinating, Helen? |
| 1009 | 00:38:03,274 | 00:38:04,909 | No, what? | No, what? |
| 1010 | 00:38:04,943 | 00:38:08,213 | How truly amazing I think your daughter is. | How truly amazing I think your daughter is. |
| 1011 | 00:38:08,246 | 00:38:09,881 | Oh, yeah. Yeah. | Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
| 1012 | 00:38:09,914 | 00:38:10,982 | She's great. | She's great. |
| 1013 | 00:38:11,016 | 00:38:13,151 | And look, I want you to know, | And look, I want you to know, |
| 1014 | 00:38:13,184 | 00:38:16,087 | I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy | I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy |
| 1015 | 00:38:16,121 | 00:38:17,756 | in every way I can. | in every way I can. |
| 1016 | 00:38:17,789 | 00:38:21,226 | Like physically and emotionally, spiritually, | Like physically and emotionally, spiritually, |
| 1017 | 00:38:21,259 | 00:38:24,729 | environmentally, audibly, nutritionally. | environmentally, audibly, nutritionally. |
| 1018 | 00:38:25,696 | 00:38:27,298 | Financially? | Financially? |
| 1019 | 00:38:27,332 | 00:38:28,599 | Yes. | Yes. |
| 1020 | 00:38:28,632 | 00:38:30,735 | Although, you should also know, | Although, you should also know, |
| 1021 | 00:38:30,769 | 00:38:33,604 | I don't really work in the financial world. | I don't really work in the financial world. |
| 1022 | 00:38:33,637 | 00:38:35,740 | Oh, well, no one ever said you had to | Oh, well, no one ever said you had to |
| 1023 | 00:38:35,774 | 00:38:37,042 | work in the financial world. | work in the financial world. |
| 1024 | 00:38:37,075 | 00:38:38,977 | Good. Yeah. | Good. Yeah. |
| 1025 | 00:38:39,010 | 00:38:40,912 | 'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money. | 'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money. |
| 1026 | 00:38:40,945 | 00:38:43,281 | - Oh, not at all? - No. | - Oh, not at all? - No. |
| 1027 | 00:38:44,749 | 00:38:46,886 | And, what do you live on? | And, what do you live on? |
| 1028 | 00:38:46,919 | 00:38:49,654 | Good question. Simple answer. | Good question. Simple answer. |
| 1029 | 00:38:49,687 | 00:38:53,159 | Philanthropy takes care of my life. | Philanthropy takes care of my life. |
| 1030 | 00:38:53,192 | 00:38:58,330 | Oh! And how does philanthropy do that? | Oh! And how does philanthropy do that? |
| 1031 | 00:38:58,364 | 00:39:02,201 | Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities, | Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities, |
| 1032 | 00:39:02,234 | 00:39:05,771 | the charity then floats me money. | the charity then floats me money. |
| 1033 | 00:39:05,805 | 00:39:08,007 | - Floats? - Mm-hmm. | - Floats? - Mm-hmm. |
| 1034 | 00:39:08,040 | 00:39:09,175 | Floats. | Floats. |
| 1035 | 00:39:11,844 | 00:39:13,245 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1036 | 00:39:13,279 | 00:39:14,780 | You know what, if guys love anal so much, | You know what, if guys love anal so much, |
| 1037 | 00:39:14,814 | 00:39:16,215 | they should be willing to get anal. | they should be willing to get anal. |
| 1038 | 00:39:16,248 | 00:39:18,350 | - OK. - That's never gonna happen. | - OK. - That's never gonna happen. |
| 1039 | 00:39:18,384 | 00:39:20,186 | No, you know actually, Dan does like | No, you know actually, Dan does like |
| 1040 | 00:39:20,219 | 00:39:21,686 | a little something in his butt every once in a while. | a little something in his butt every once in a while. |
| 1041 | 00:39:21,719 | 00:39:22,788 | - Really? - What? | - Really? - What? |
| 1042 | 00:39:22,822 | 00:39:24,256 | You know, a little thumb action | You know, a little thumb action |
| 1043 | 00:39:24,290 | 00:39:25,723 | while he's watching Sports Center. | while he's watching Sports Center. |
| 1044 | 00:39:25,758 | 00:39:27,059 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1045 | 00:39:27,093 | 00:39:29,095 | You know, I really used to love it, | You know, I really used to love it, |
| 1046 | 00:39:29,128 | 00:39:33,065 | - but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it. - No. | - but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it. - No. |
| 1047 | 00:39:33,099 | 00:39:37,703 | I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty. | I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty. |
| 1048 | 00:39:37,737 | 00:39:41,007 | - Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick | - Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick |
| 1049 | 00:39:41,041 | 00:39:42,809 | who looked good on paper. | who looked good on paper. |
| 1050 | 00:39:42,843 | 00:39:44,811 | Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore. | Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore. |
| 1051 | 00:39:44,845 | 00:39:46,712 | So, thank god for that. | So, thank god for that. |
| 1052 | 00:39:46,746 | 00:39:48,281 | - Mm-hmm. - Guys. | - Mm-hmm. - Guys. |
| 1053 | 00:39:48,315 | 00:39:50,317 | I mean, I don't want to be this friend... | I mean, I don't want to be this friend... |
| 1054 | 00:39:50,350 | 00:39:54,720 | - [Abby] What? - But, we have a lot to be thankful for today. | - [Abby] What? - But, we have a lot to be thankful for today. |
| 1055 | 00:39:54,754 | 00:39:56,123 | Do we? | Do we? |
| 1056 | 00:39:56,156 | 00:39:59,025 | I mean, kids, and families, husbands. | I mean, kids, and families, husbands. |
| 1057 | 00:39:59,059 | 00:40:00,327 | I have none of those things. | I have none of those things. |
| 1058 | 00:40:00,360 | 00:40:01,928 | And friends. | And friends. |
| 1059 | 00:40:01,962 | 00:40:03,763 | I don't know about husband, but friends. | I don't know about husband, but friends. |
| 1060 | 00:40:03,797 | 00:40:04,764 | Good friends. | Good friends. |
| 1061 | 00:40:04,798 | 00:40:06,733 | - Fine. - And... | - Fine. - And... |
| 1062 | 00:40:09,136 | 00:40:10,770 | These. | These. |
| 1063 | 00:40:10,804 | 00:40:12,372 | - What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries? | - What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries? |
| 1064 | 00:40:12,405 | 00:40:14,707 | They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries. | They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries. |
| 1065 | 00:40:14,741 | 00:40:15,842 | They're shrooms. | They're shrooms. |
| 1066 | 00:40:15,876 | 00:40:17,844 | - Oh my god. - Oh, shit. | - Oh my god. - Oh, shit. |
| 1067 | 00:40:18,778 | 00:40:20,147 | They're micro-doses. | They're micro-doses. |
| 1068 | 00:40:20,180 | 00:40:21,414 | I got them from Claire. | I got them from Claire. |
| 1069 | 00:40:21,448 | 00:40:22,783 | She's a shaman now. | She's a shaman now. |
| 1070 | 00:40:22,817 | 00:40:24,785 | - Claire Bortles? - [Lauren] Yeah. | - Claire Bortles? - [Lauren] Yeah. |
| 1071 | 00:40:24,819 | 00:40:26,988 | - Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified. | - Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified. |
| 1072 | 00:40:27,021 | 00:40:30,057 | From where? That doesn't make sense. From where? | From where? That doesn't make sense. From where? |
| 1073 | 00:40:30,091 | 00:40:31,859 | Just please tell me it was an online class. | Just please tell me it was an online class. |
| 1074 | 00:40:31,893 | 00:40:33,961 | Anyway... Who's in? | Anyway... Who's in? |
| 1075 | 00:40:33,995 | 00:40:36,164 | - Mmm? - [Abby] You? | - Mmm? - [Abby] You? |
| 1076 | 00:40:37,865 | 00:40:40,700 | Maybe when the little one goes down for the night. | Maybe when the little one goes down for the night. |
| 1077 | 00:40:40,735 | 00:40:41,769 | All right. | All right. |
| 1078 | 00:40:42,403 | 00:40:44,005 | No, there it is. | No, there it is. |
| 1079 | 00:40:44,038 | 00:40:45,072 | Come on, Abs. | Come on, Abs. |
| 1080 | 00:40:45,106 | 00:40:46,874 | Oh, god. I... | Oh, god. I... |
| 1081 | 00:40:46,908 | 00:40:48,743 | No. You know what? | No. You know what? |
| 1082 | 00:40:48,776 | 00:40:49,810 | I'm gonna stay in this dimension today | I'm gonna stay in this dimension today |
| 1083 | 00:40:49,844 | 00:40:51,245 | or I'll burn the cornbread. | or I'll burn the cornbread. |
| 1084 | 00:40:51,279 | 00:40:52,747 | - Oh come on. - [Abby] It mustn't be burned. | - Oh come on. - [Abby] It mustn't be burned. |
| 1085 | 00:40:52,780 | 00:40:53,814 | Who cares about the cornbread? | Who cares about the cornbread? |
| 1086 | 00:40:53,848 | 00:40:55,249 | I care about the cornbread. | I care about the cornbread. |
| 1087 | 00:40:55,283 | 00:40:56,918 | [Molly] OK. OK. | [Molly] OK. OK. |
| 1088 | 00:40:56,951 | 00:40:59,921 | I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun. | I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun. |
| 1089 | 00:41:00,988 | 00:41:02,823 | See you later. | See you later. |
| 1090 | 00:41:02,857 | 00:41:04,158 | See ya later. | See ya later. |
| 1091 | 00:41:04,192 | 00:41:06,394 | See y'all the other side, heifers. | See y'all the other side, heifers. |
| 1092 | 00:41:06,427 | 00:41:07,962 | Just hand me your bra when you're ready. | Just hand me your bra when you're ready. |
| 1093 | 00:41:07,995 | 00:41:09,831 | This bra's coming off in seconds. | This bra's coming off in seconds. |
| 1094 | 00:41:09,865 | 00:41:11,500 | Oh, I know it is. | Oh, I know it is. |
| 1095 | 00:41:11,533 | 00:41:12,734 | They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you. | They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you. |
| 1096 | 00:41:12,768 | 00:41:14,002 | Why do we even wear them? | Why do we even wear them? |
| 1097 | 00:41:14,036 | 00:41:15,337 | - I mean... - I hate them so much. | - I mean... - I hate them so much. |
| 1098 | 00:41:15,370 | 00:41:17,172 | I don't, I just let mine run free. | I don't, I just let mine run free. |
| 1099 | 00:41:17,206 | 00:41:18,907 | Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave. | Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave. |
| 1100 | 00:41:18,941 | 00:41:20,776 | Mine are like... | Mine are like... |
| 1101 | 00:41:20,809 | 00:41:23,111 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1102 | 00:41:34,156 | 00:41:36,792 | ♪ I ain't got no problems ♪ | ♪ I ain't got no problems ♪ |
| 1103 | 00:41:36,825 | 00:41:39,094 | ♪ That's for real ♪ | ♪ That's for real ♪ |
| 1104 | 00:41:39,127 | 00:41:40,295 | ♪ Got no drama ♪ | ♪ Got no drama ♪ |
| 1105 | 00:41:40,329 | 00:41:41,797 | Do you like basketball? | Do you like basketball? |
| 1106 | 00:41:41,830 | 00:41:42,998 | No, I don't like balls of any kind. | No, I don't like balls of any kind. |
| 1107 | 00:41:43,031 | 00:41:44,066 | Hear that. | Hear that. |
| 1108 | 00:41:47,402 | 00:41:48,804 | Oh, you are... | Oh, you are... |
| 1109 | 00:41:48,837 | 00:41:49,938 | You are gone. | You are gone. |
| 1110 | 00:41:49,972 | 00:41:51,506 | Here we go, coming in hot. | Here we go, coming in hot. |
| 1111 | 00:41:51,540 | 00:41:52,774 | There you go. | There you go. |
| 1112 | 00:41:52,808 | 00:41:54,109 | - Thank you. - You're welcome. | - Thank you. - You're welcome. |
| 1113 | 00:41:54,142 | 00:41:55,777 | - Sorry. - Hey, Molly. | - Sorry. - Hey, Molly. |
| 1114 | 00:41:55,811 | 00:41:57,547 | Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff? | Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff? |
| 1115 | 00:41:57,580 | 00:41:59,449 | Well, with the money he makes, | Well, with the money he makes, |
| 1116 | 00:41:59,482 | 00:42:02,218 | he's obviously going to be a stay at home dad. | he's obviously going to be a stay at home dad. |
| 1117 | 00:42:02,252 | 00:42:04,153 | He might as well get used to it. | He might as well get used to it. |
| 1118 | 00:42:04,187 | 00:42:06,155 | How do how much money he makes? | How do how much money he makes? |
| 1119 | 00:42:06,189 | 00:42:07,490 | I think it's obvious. | I think it's obvious. |
| 1120 | 00:42:07,523 | 00:42:09,926 | - Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah. | - Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah. |
| 1121 | 00:42:11,894 | 00:42:14,397 | I think you're pretty obvious. | I think you're pretty obvious. |
| 1122 | 00:42:14,430 | 00:42:15,565 | How so? | How so? |
| 1123 | 00:42:15,598 | 00:42:17,166 | Why'd you come here today? | Why'd you come here today? |
| 1124 | 00:42:17,200 | 00:42:18,835 | - What? - "What?" | - What? - "What?" |
| 1125 | 00:42:18,868 | 00:42:20,236 | Did you hear I was going through a divorce | Did you hear I was going through a divorce |
| 1126 | 00:42:20,270 | 00:42:21,904 | and you thought you'd swoop in? | and you thought you'd swoop in? |
| 1127 | 00:42:21,938 | 00:42:23,573 | Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1128 | 00:42:23,606 | 00:42:25,241 | Something like that. Yeah, totally. | Something like that. Yeah, totally. |
| 1129 | 00:42:25,275 | 00:42:26,476 | You're a little bit too late. | You're a little bit too late. |
| 1130 | 00:42:26,509 | 00:42:28,378 | Yeah, you're telling me. Wow. | Yeah, you're telling me. Wow. |
| 1131 | 00:42:28,411 | 00:42:29,912 | Move fast. | Move fast. |
| 1132 | 00:42:29,946 | 00:42:33,082 | Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time. | Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time. |
| 1133 | 00:42:33,116 | 00:42:35,251 | Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time. | Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time. |
| 1134 | 00:42:35,285 | 00:42:37,287 | Is there though? | Is there though? |
| 1135 | 00:42:37,320 | 00:42:40,890 | That is rich coming from you. Get outta here. | That is rich coming from you. Get outta here. |
| 1136 | 00:42:40,923 | 00:42:42,292 | We all need to grow up sometime. | We all need to grow up sometime. |
| 1137 | 00:42:42,325 | 00:42:43,459 | Oh, OK. | Oh, OK. |
| 1138 | 00:42:43,493 | 00:42:44,894 | And you've grown up? | And you've grown up? |
| 1139 | 00:42:44,927 | 00:42:46,430 | Yeah, I have. You can't tell? | Yeah, I have. You can't tell? |
| 1140 | 00:42:46,463 | 00:42:47,431 | - The beard. - Not really. | - The beard. - Not really. |
| 1141 | 00:42:47,464 | 00:42:48,966 | Oh, you're a grown up. | Oh, you're a grown up. |
| 1142 | 00:42:48,999 | 00:42:50,234 | Grown-ups get married and they... | Grown-ups get married and they... |
| 1143 | 00:42:50,267 | 00:42:51,902 | Yeah, they do. Some of them do. | Yeah, they do. Some of them do. |
| 1144 | 00:42:51,935 | 00:42:53,537 | - And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK? | - And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK? |
| 1145 | 00:42:53,570 | 00:42:56,907 | I'm gonna go take some pictures. | I'm gonna go take some pictures. |
| 1146 | 00:42:58,542 | 00:43:00,577 | So that's me in a nutshell. | So that's me in a nutshell. |
| 1147 | 00:43:00,611 | 00:43:02,546 | You're either into it or you're not. | You're either into it or you're not. |
| 1148 | 00:43:02,579 | 00:43:06,050 | We might be too similar. | We might be too similar. |
| 1149 | 00:43:06,083 | 00:43:08,919 | You, me in an underground bunker. | You, me in an underground bunker. |
| 1150 | 00:43:08,952 | 00:43:11,955 | 32 year old aspiring witch looking for someone | 32 year old aspiring witch looking for someone |
| 1151 | 00:43:11,989 | 00:43:15,292 | to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience, | to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience, |
| 1152 | 00:43:15,326 | 00:43:18,495 | plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse. | plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse. |
| 1153 | 00:43:18,529 | 00:43:20,097 | Also... brunch. | Also... brunch. |
| 1154 | 00:43:20,130 | 00:43:22,399 | Will always be the first to say namaste, | Will always be the first to say namaste, |
| 1155 | 00:43:22,433 | 00:43:24,268 | unless you're a greedy corporate pig, | unless you're a greedy corporate pig, |
| 1156 | 00:43:24,301 | 00:43:27,971 | then I'd drop kick you and be on my way. | then I'd drop kick you and be on my way. |
| 1157 | 00:43:28,005 | 00:43:30,107 | Have you tried the green bean casserole? | Have you tried the green bean casserole? |
| 1158 | 00:43:30,140 | 00:43:34,045 | Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it. | Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it. |
| 1159 | 00:43:34,079 | 00:43:35,246 | These organic? | These organic? |
| 1160 | 00:43:36,981 | 00:43:38,083 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
| 1161 | 00:43:38,116 | 00:43:39,918 | I love a woman that can cook. | I love a woman that can cook. |
| 1162 | 00:43:39,951 | 00:43:43,588 | I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got... | I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got... |
| 1163 | 00:43:43,621 | 00:43:45,223 | Never mind. | Never mind. |
| 1164 | 00:43:45,256 | 00:43:46,124 | See, you... | See, you... |
| 1165 | 00:43:46,157 | 00:43:47,292 | I'm terrible at... | I'm terrible at... |
| 1166 | 00:43:47,325 | 00:43:48,526 | I can't do it. | I can't do it. |
| 1167 | 00:43:50,161 | 00:43:52,330 | What time is it? | What time is it? |
| 1168 | 00:43:52,364 | 00:43:54,366 | Fuck, these are taking too long. | Fuck, these are taking too long. |
| 1169 | 00:43:54,399 | 00:43:56,000 | [Jeff] Huh? | [Jeff] Huh? |
| 1170 | 00:43:56,034 | 00:43:57,469 | [Abby] This is gonna push everything back. | [Abby] This is gonna push everything back. |
| 1171 | 00:43:57,502 | 00:43:59,270 | - These are taking too long. - [phone ringing] | - These are taking too long. - [phone ringing] |
| 1172 | 00:43:59,304 | 00:44:00,905 | - We need to make space. - There's a phone going here. | - We need to make space. - There's a phone going here. |
| 1173 | 00:44:00,939 | 00:44:02,407 | - Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. | - Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1174 | 00:44:02,440 | 00:44:04,075 | - Who is it? - Barb. | - Who is it? - Barb. |
| 1175 | 00:44:04,109 | 00:44:05,543 | Oh, God. It's my sister. | Oh, God. It's my sister. |
| 1176 | 00:44:05,577 | 00:44:07,245 | Can you just play with this? | Can you just play with this? |
| 1177 | 00:44:07,278 | 00:44:09,381 | And rearrange some shit so that heats up more. | And rearrange some shit so that heats up more. |
| 1178 | 00:44:09,414 | 00:44:11,349 | - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb? | - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb? |
| 1179 | 00:44:11,383 | 00:44:13,551 | [Anna] When we hit the Georgia state line, | [Anna] When we hit the Georgia state line, |
| 1180 | 00:44:13,585 | 00:44:15,453 | I just give him a look. | I just give him a look. |
| 1181 | 00:44:15,487 | 00:44:18,156 | I undo his belt buckle, then he does his- | I undo his belt buckle, then he does his- |
| 1182 | 00:44:18,189 | 00:44:20,492 | - What is happening? - Barb? | - What is happening? - Barb? |
| 1183 | 00:44:20,525 | 00:44:25,197 | [Anna] I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool." | [Anna] I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool." |
| 1184 | 00:44:25,231 | 00:44:28,167 | Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face! | Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face! |
| 1185 | 00:44:28,200 | 00:44:31,203 | [Anna] And I jerk him off like a jackhammer. | [Anna] And I jerk him off like a jackhammer. |
| 1186 | 00:44:31,237 | 00:44:32,338 | Oh, my god. | Oh, my god. |
| 1187 | 00:44:33,506 | 00:44:34,940 | [Anna] It's so fucking... | [Anna] It's so fucking... |
| 1188 | 00:44:34,974 | 00:44:36,509 | All right, well, I'm hanging up! | All right, well, I'm hanging up! |
| 1189 | 00:44:36,542 | 00:44:39,545 | - You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! | - You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! |
| 1190 | 00:44:39,578 | 00:44:41,447 | Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else | Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else |
| 1191 | 00:44:41,480 | 00:44:43,249 | and so... Are you not even... | and so... Are you not even... |
| 1192 | 00:44:43,282 | 00:44:45,084 | Are you looking... | Are you looking... |
| 1193 | 00:44:45,117 | 00:44:46,585 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1194 | 00:44:46,619 | 00:44:48,487 | Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view. | Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view. |
| 1195 | 00:44:48,521 | 00:44:53,125 | I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance. | I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance. |
| 1196 | 00:44:53,159 | 00:44:54,493 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
| 1197 | 00:44:54,527 | 00:44:57,363 | Well, if you won't have him, I will. | Well, if you won't have him, I will. |
| 1198 | 00:45:01,600 | 00:45:03,068 | This is, this is... | This is, this is... |
| 1199 | 00:45:03,102 | 00:45:04,003 | I wrote this. | I wrote this. |
| 1200 | 00:45:04,036 | 00:45:05,104 | You wrote this one? | You wrote this one? |
| 1201 | 00:45:05,137 | 00:45:06,238 | Gunnar. | Gunnar. |
| 1202 | 00:45:07,573 | 00:45:09,008 | You want to dance? | You want to dance? |
| 1203 | 00:45:09,041 | 00:45:10,477 | [upbeat Latin music] | [upbeat Latin music] |
| 1204 | 00:45:10,510 | 00:45:11,545 | Of course. | Of course. |
| 1205 | 00:45:11,578 | 00:45:12,512 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
| 1206 | 00:45:15,048 | 00:45:16,082 | Oh... | Oh... |
| 1207 | 00:45:16,751 | 00:45:18,185 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
| 1208 | 00:45:21,221 | 00:45:22,355 | Ready? | Ready? |
| 1209 | 00:45:24,324 | 00:45:26,593 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1210 | 00:45:28,796 | 00:45:30,530 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
| 1211 | 00:45:30,564 | 00:45:33,733 | OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby. | OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby. |
| 1212 | 00:45:33,768 | 00:45:36,136 | OK, this is done. | OK, this is done. |
| 1213 | 00:45:36,169 | 00:45:37,671 | Yep. This too. | Yep. This too. |
| 1214 | 00:45:37,704 | 00:45:39,639 | OK, so we need to get out everything that's done | OK, so we need to get out everything that's done |
| 1215 | 00:45:39,673 | 00:45:41,708 | and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven. | and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven. |
| 1216 | 00:45:41,742 | 00:45:43,343 | Will that not just dry everything out? | Will that not just dry everything out? |
| 1217 | 00:45:43,376 | 00:45:44,578 | Well, what other option do we have? | Well, what other option do we have? |
| 1218 | 00:45:44,611 | 00:45:46,613 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
| 1219 | 00:45:46,646 | 00:45:47,681 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 1220 | 00:45:47,714 | 00:45:48,682 | OK, nice. | OK, nice. |
| 1221 | 00:45:48,715 | 00:45:49,983 | Oh, god. | Oh, god. |
| 1222 | 00:45:56,423 | 00:45:58,693 | This is so much fun. | This is so much fun. |
| 1223 | 00:45:58,726 | 00:46:02,798 | This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams. | This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams. |
| 1224 | 00:46:02,831 | 00:46:05,433 | Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on? | Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on? |
| 1225 | 00:46:05,466 | 00:46:06,501 | You tell him. | You tell him. |
| 1226 | 00:46:06,534 | 00:46:07,668 | I'm gonna go check on the baby. | I'm gonna go check on the baby. |
| 1227 | 00:46:07,702 | 00:46:09,337 | Oh, no, no, I wanna come. | Oh, no, no, I wanna come. |
| 1228 | 00:46:09,370 | 00:46:13,474 | Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs. | Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs. |
| 1229 | 00:46:13,508 | 00:46:15,811 | You could come back with a shirt on. | You could come back with a shirt on. |
| 1230 | 00:46:15,844 | 00:46:17,678 | That'd be a cool thing to do. | That'd be a cool thing to do. |
| 1231 | 00:46:17,712 | 00:46:20,348 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 1232 | 00:46:23,384 | 00:46:27,355 | ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ | ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ |
| 1233 | 00:46:36,765 | 00:46:40,701 | [singing in Spanish] | [singing in Spanish] |
| 1234 | 00:46:51,713 | 00:46:55,684 | ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ | ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ |
| 1235 | 00:47:18,273 | 00:47:19,742 | - Abby. - [groans] | - Abby. - [groans] |
| 1236 | 00:47:19,776 | 00:47:21,276 | Happy Thanksgiving. | Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 1237 | 00:47:21,310 | 00:47:23,846 | Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire. | Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire. |
| 1238 | 00:47:23,880 | 00:47:28,617 | Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust. | Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust. |
| 1239 | 00:47:30,385 | 00:47:34,223 | Mmm, yum. Mmm. | Mmm, yum. Mmm. |
| 1240 | 00:47:34,257 | 00:47:36,359 | I just came to see if there's anything | I just came to see if there's anything |
| 1241 | 00:47:36,392 | 00:47:37,627 | - I can do to help. - What's with the scarf? | - I can do to help. - What's with the scarf? |
| 1242 | 00:47:37,660 | 00:47:39,562 | Is your hair cold? | Is your hair cold? |
| 1243 | 00:47:39,596 | 00:47:41,832 | Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now. | Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now. |
| 1244 | 00:47:41,865 | 00:47:44,667 | I actually prefer the term sha-woman. | I actually prefer the term sha-woman. |
| 1245 | 00:47:44,701 | 00:47:47,871 | Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire. | Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire. |
| 1246 | 00:47:47,905 | 00:47:49,639 | You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through | You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through |
| 1247 | 00:47:49,672 | 00:47:51,909 | - kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm. | - kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm. |
| 1248 | 00:47:51,942 | 00:47:54,711 | I just wanna tell you that I am at your service | I just wanna tell you that I am at your service |
| 1249 | 00:47:54,745 | 00:47:58,181 | all the time in love and gratitude. | all the time in love and gratitude. |
| 1250 | 00:47:58,214 | 00:47:59,182 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1251 | 00:47:59,215 | 00:48:01,651 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1252 | 00:48:01,684 | 00:48:03,586 | What's funny? | What's funny? |
| 1253 | 00:48:03,620 | 00:48:05,756 | Well, I mean, you know. | Well, I mean, you know. |
| 1254 | 00:48:06,656 | 00:48:07,690 | Come on. | Come on. |
| 1255 | 00:48:07,724 | 00:48:09,492 | Come on what? | Come on what? |
| 1256 | 00:48:09,525 | 00:48:12,161 | Shamans are from Peru. OK? | Shamans are from Peru. OK? |
| 1257 | 00:48:12,195 | 00:48:14,397 | Not San Bernardino. | Not San Bernardino. |
| 1258 | 00:48:14,430 | 00:48:15,498 | What is this? | What is this? |
| 1259 | 00:48:15,531 | 00:48:17,333 | Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. | Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. |
| 1260 | 00:48:17,367 | 00:48:19,302 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
| 1261 | 00:48:19,335 | 00:48:20,737 | Nothing is working. | Nothing is working. |
| 1262 | 00:48:20,771 | 00:48:22,239 | Abby. | Abby. |
| 1263 | 00:48:22,272 | 00:48:23,707 | Things aren't really working. | Things aren't really working. |
| 1264 | 00:48:23,742 | 00:48:27,378 | It's good to sort of notice that and hold it | It's good to sort of notice that and hold it |
| 1265 | 00:48:27,411 | 00:48:30,381 | in your heart and just kind of absorb | in your heart and just kind of absorb |
| 1266 | 00:48:30,414 | 00:48:32,784 | what's that telling you? | what's that telling you? |
| 1267 | 00:48:32,817 | 00:48:34,385 | Maybe it's you. | Maybe it's you. |
| 1268 | 00:48:34,418 | 00:48:35,754 | Oh, is that right? | Oh, is that right? |
| 1269 | 00:48:35,787 | 00:48:37,621 | [Molly] Hey, Claire. Hi, babe. | [Molly] Hey, Claire. Hi, babe. |
| 1270 | 00:48:37,655 | 00:48:38,656 | How's it going? | How's it going? |
| 1271 | 00:48:38,689 | 00:48:40,324 | Oh, hey. Hey, hey. | Oh, hey. Hey, hey. |
| 1272 | 00:48:40,357 | 00:48:41,659 | Let me guess, you're hungry? | Let me guess, you're hungry? |
| 1273 | 00:48:41,692 | 00:48:42,894 | Yeah, actually. | Yeah, actually. |
| 1274 | 00:48:42,927 | 00:48:45,195 | - Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished. | - Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished. |
| 1275 | 00:48:45,229 | 00:48:47,398 | Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve? | Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve? |
| 1276 | 00:48:47,431 | 00:48:48,867 | - Who? - Maeve. | - Who? - Maeve. |
| 1277 | 00:48:48,900 | 00:48:51,301 | - Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way. | - Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way. |
| 1278 | 00:48:51,335 | 00:48:53,370 | Yeah. You know what she said to me? | Yeah. You know what she said to me? |
| 1279 | 00:48:53,404 | 00:48:55,372 | After we planned out our whole year together, | After we planned out our whole year together, |
| 1280 | 00:48:55,406 | 00:48:57,574 | which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way. | which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way. |
| 1281 | 00:48:57,608 | 00:49:01,345 | She said, "I love you to the moon and back." | She said, "I love you to the moon and back." |
| 1282 | 00:49:01,378 | 00:49:02,881 | Isn't that beautiful? | Isn't that beautiful? |
| 1283 | 00:49:02,914 | 00:49:04,816 | - That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire. | - That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire. |
| 1284 | 00:49:04,849 | 00:49:08,419 | Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back? | Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back? |
| 1285 | 00:49:08,452 | 00:49:10,321 | Do you? No, you don't. | Do you? No, you don't. |
| 1286 | 00:49:10,355 | 00:49:11,891 | Two and a half weeks. | Two and a half weeks. |
| 1287 | 00:49:11,924 | 00:49:14,359 | And that's how much longer we were together. | And that's how much longer we were together. |
| 1288 | 00:49:14,392 | 00:49:15,727 | You'd think it'd be longer. | You'd think it'd be longer. |
| 1289 | 00:49:15,761 | 00:49:17,797 | You'd think it would be longer. But it's not. | You'd think it would be longer. But it's not. |
| 1290 | 00:49:17,830 | 00:49:20,331 | And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving | And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving |
| 1291 | 00:49:20,365 | 00:49:21,967 | with everyone breathing down your ass | with everyone breathing down your ass |
| 1292 | 00:49:22,001 | 00:49:23,668 | about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore, | about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore, |
| 1293 | 00:49:23,702 | 00:49:25,838 | while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire | while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire |
| 1294 | 00:49:25,871 | 00:49:28,573 | tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged! | tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged! |
| 1295 | 00:49:28,606 | 00:49:30,442 | And it takes all your might not to take | And it takes all your might not to take |
| 1296 | 00:49:30,475 | 00:49:33,746 | her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie | her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie |
| 1297 | 00:49:33,779 | 00:49:36,749 | and punch it right in her asshole! | and punch it right in her asshole! |
| 1298 | 00:49:38,951 | 00:49:41,754 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 1299 | 00:49:41,787 | 00:49:43,688 | You know I think it might actually be pretty hard | You know I think it might actually be pretty hard |
| 1300 | 00:49:43,722 | 00:49:46,959 | to punch a tart into someone's asshole. | to punch a tart into someone's asshole. |
| 1301 | 00:49:46,992 | 00:49:49,728 | You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly. | You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly. |
| 1302 | 00:49:49,762 | 00:49:51,296 | This is your crazy house. | This is your crazy house. |
| 1303 | 00:49:51,329 | 00:49:54,232 | This whole thing is your stupid idea. | This whole thing is your stupid idea. |
| 1304 | 00:49:56,869 | 00:49:58,872 | You know what, fuck you, Abby! | You know what, fuck you, Abby! |
| 1305 | 00:49:58,905 | 00:50:00,874 | You fucking fuck-o! | You fucking fuck-o! |
| 1306 | 00:50:00,907 | 00:50:02,876 | 'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues. | 'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues. |
| 1307 | 00:50:02,909 | 00:50:04,310 | Did you, dude? | Did you, dude? |
| 1308 | 00:50:05,045 | 00:50:06,679 | - Huh? - Claire. | - Huh? - Claire. |
| 1309 | 00:50:06,712 | 00:50:09,850 | I can't hear you because you bounced. | I can't hear you because you bounced. |
| 1310 | 00:50:09,883 | 00:50:13,619 | - You know what? - Like a little bitch. | - You know what? - Like a little bitch. |
| 1311 | 00:50:13,652 | 00:50:18,324 | All right? But I'm still here, ready to go. | All right? But I'm still here, ready to go. |
| 1312 | 00:50:18,357 | 00:50:20,726 | I think she's probably gone, Claire. | I think she's probably gone, Claire. |
| 1313 | 00:50:20,761 | 00:50:26,465 | I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. | I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. |
| 1314 | 00:50:26,499 | 00:50:29,735 | I think just, she's going through a hard time. | I think just, she's going through a hard time. |
| 1315 | 00:50:29,770 | 00:50:32,005 | Don't take it personally. | Don't take it personally. |
| 1316 | 00:50:32,038 | 00:50:33,739 | Yeah. I'm sorry. | Yeah. I'm sorry. |
| 1317 | 00:50:35,075 | 00:50:37,643 | I forgot about the universe. | I forgot about the universe. |
| 1318 | 00:50:38,745 | 00:50:40,412 | It's OK. | It's OK. |
| 1319 | 00:50:40,446 | 00:50:43,917 | We all forget about the universe sometimes. | We all forget about the universe sometimes. |
| 1320 | 00:50:43,950 | 00:50:46,788 | Well, I think we got this, right? | Well, I think we got this, right? |
| 1321 | 00:50:46,821 | 00:50:48,722 | - We can figure this out. - Yup. | - We can figure this out. - Yup. |
| 1322 | 00:50:48,756 | 00:50:49,757 | - Yup. - Totally. | - Yup. - Totally. |
| 1323 | 00:50:49,791 | 00:50:51,893 | - It's just food. - Yeah, OK. | - It's just food. - Yeah, OK. |
| 1324 | 00:50:51,926 | 00:50:54,561 | All right. Let's... Jeff? | All right. Let's... Jeff? |
| 1325 | 00:50:54,594 | 00:50:56,363 | - Yeah? - What's in here? | - Yeah? - What's in here? |
| 1326 | 00:50:56,396 | 00:50:58,331 | Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that. | Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that. |
| 1327 | 00:50:58,365 | 00:50:59,801 | I'll just... That's hot. | I'll just... That's hot. |
| 1328 | 00:50:59,834 | 00:51:01,701 | - You OK? - This pie looks great. | - You OK? - This pie looks great. |
| 1329 | 00:51:01,735 | 00:51:03,037 | - It really does. - Thank you. | - It really does. - Thank you. |
| 1330 | 00:51:03,070 | 00:51:04,772 | I would never shove it up your ass. | I would never shove it up your ass. |
| 1331 | 00:51:06,908 | 00:51:08,475 | [knocking at door] | [knocking at door] |
| 1332 | 00:51:08,508 | 00:51:10,812 | - Yeah? - [Lauren] Ab. | - Yeah? - [Lauren] Ab. |
| 1333 | 00:51:10,845 | 00:51:12,947 | You know you can come in. | You know you can come in. |
| 1334 | 00:51:14,782 | 00:51:18,718 | Hey. What's going on? | Hey. What's going on? |
| 1335 | 00:51:18,753 | 00:51:22,689 | [sighs] Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year | [sighs] Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year |
| 1336 | 00:51:22,722 | 00:51:26,093 | and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already? | and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already? |
| 1337 | 00:51:26,127 | 00:51:28,395 | Was I not man enough for her? | Was I not man enough for her? |
| 1338 | 00:51:28,428 | 00:51:31,598 | Oh, sweetheart. Come here. | Oh, sweetheart. Come here. |
| 1339 | 00:51:33,969 | 00:51:37,940 | Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year? | Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year? |
| 1340 | 00:51:37,973 | 00:51:42,110 | - No. - Yeah, is that bad? | - No. - Yeah, is that bad? |
| 1341 | 00:51:42,144 | 00:51:45,747 | - No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone | - No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone |
| 1342 | 00:51:45,781 | 00:51:46,915 | on the street all... | on the street all... |
| 1343 | 00:51:46,949 | 00:51:49,084 | You know, I'm just not ready. | You know, I'm just not ready. |
| 1344 | 00:51:49,117 | 00:51:50,618 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1345 | 00:51:50,651 | 00:51:51,854 | OK, come here. | OK, come here. |
| 1346 | 00:51:51,887 | 00:51:53,789 | - OK. - Oh, OK. | - OK. - Oh, OK. |
| 1347 | 00:51:59,660 | 00:52:00,863 | There you go. | There you go. |
| 1348 | 00:52:00,896 | 00:52:03,531 | Now you've made out with someone. | Now you've made out with someone. |
| 1349 | 00:52:03,564 | 00:52:05,000 | What is that? Lemongrass? | What is that? Lemongrass? |
| 1350 | 00:52:05,033 | 00:52:06,802 | Mm. I don't know. | Mm. I don't know. |
| 1351 | 00:52:06,835 | 00:52:08,569 | Oh, that's good. | Oh, that's good. |
| 1352 | 00:52:09,204 | 00:52:12,040 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 1353 | 00:52:12,074 | 00:52:13,809 | I had so much rage, | I had so much rage, |
| 1354 | 00:52:13,842 | 00:52:17,079 | I had to do silent meditation for about two years. | I had to do silent meditation for about two years. |
| 1355 | 00:52:17,112 | 00:52:19,513 | - Didn't say a word. - Wow. | - Didn't say a word. - Wow. |
| 1356 | 00:52:19,547 | 00:52:21,885 | And I was shaking for the first year. | And I was shaking for the first year. |
| 1357 | 00:52:21,918 | 00:52:23,753 | Yeah, I gotta do it. | Yeah, I gotta do it. |
| 1358 | 00:52:23,786 | 00:52:25,822 | I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again. | I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again. |
| 1359 | 00:52:25,855 | 00:52:28,724 | You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back. | You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back. |
| 1360 | 00:52:28,758 | 00:52:30,559 | It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up | It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up |
| 1361 | 00:52:30,592 | 00:52:31,828 | and those things have been bubbling out. | and those things have been bubbling out. |
| 1362 | 00:52:31,861 | 00:52:33,796 | Does this look vegan to you? | Does this look vegan to you? |
| 1363 | 00:52:33,830 | 00:52:34,898 | No idea. | No idea. |
| 1364 | 00:52:36,498 | 00:52:37,834 | It doesn't smell vegan. | It doesn't smell vegan. |
| 1365 | 00:52:37,867 | 00:52:39,202 | 'Cause it smells good? | 'Cause it smells good? |
| 1366 | 00:52:39,235 | 00:52:41,070 | Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble. | Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble. |
| 1367 | 00:52:41,104 | 00:52:43,639 | I'll put a little bow on it. | I'll put a little bow on it. |
| 1368 | 00:52:43,672 | 00:52:47,043 | Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow | Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow |
| 1369 | 00:52:47,076 | 00:52:49,879 | or a cork in it is a vegan gamble. | or a cork in it is a vegan gamble. |
| 1370 | 00:52:49,913 | 00:52:52,714 | Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan, | Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan, |
| 1371 | 00:52:52,749 | 00:52:55,617 | and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian. | and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian. |
| 1372 | 00:52:55,651 | 00:52:56,953 | Everything else is delicious. | Everything else is delicious. |
| 1373 | 00:52:56,986 | 00:52:59,022 | All right. Dinner is served. | All right. Dinner is served. |
| 1374 | 00:52:59,055 | 00:53:00,924 | - Right on. - OK. | - Right on. - OK. |
| 1375 | 00:53:05,929 | 00:53:07,096 | Lauren! | Lauren! |
| 1376 | 00:53:10,234 | 00:53:12,169 | All right, just put it... | All right, just put it... |
| 1377 | 00:53:12,202 | 00:53:14,604 | - Oh, you got the... - Hi. | - Oh, you got the... - Hi. |
| 1378 | 00:53:14,637 | 00:53:15,839 | Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here. | Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here. |
| 1379 | 00:53:15,873 | 00:53:17,573 | Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes. | Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes. |
| 1380 | 00:53:17,607 | 00:53:18,909 | - Great. - Molly? | - Great. - Molly? |
| 1381 | 00:53:18,943 | 00:53:20,044 | - Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey? | - Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey? |
| 1382 | 00:53:20,077 | 00:53:21,511 | You can just put it here. | You can just put it here. |
| 1383 | 00:53:21,544 | 00:53:22,578 | - It's a good spot. - Is this good? | - It's a good spot. - Is this good? |
| 1384 | 00:53:22,612 | 00:53:23,914 | Yeah, here. Got it? | Yeah, here. Got it? |
| 1385 | 00:53:23,948 | 00:53:25,816 | [Jeff] Yeah. Yeah. | [Jeff] Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1386 | 00:53:25,849 | 00:53:27,885 | I love that. I love that. | I love that. I love that. |
| 1387 | 00:53:27,918 | 00:53:29,920 | - Look at that. - Where are you sitting? | - Look at that. - Where are you sitting? |
| 1388 | 00:53:29,954 | 00:53:32,022 | I guess sort of here so I can run | I guess sort of here so I can run |
| 1389 | 00:53:32,056 | 00:53:33,623 | in and out of the kitchen, yeah. | in and out of the kitchen, yeah. |
| 1390 | 00:53:33,656 | 00:53:34,792 | That's good. | That's good. |
| 1391 | 00:53:34,825 | 00:53:35,759 | - Oh! - What else do we need? | - Oh! - What else do we need? |
| 1392 | 00:53:35,793 | 00:53:37,627 | Sorry, I was gonna... | Sorry, I was gonna... |
| 1393 | 00:53:37,660 | 00:53:39,029 | There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these. | There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these. |
| 1394 | 00:53:39,063 | 00:53:42,199 | I made these for us to just remember the day by. | I made these for us to just remember the day by. |
| 1395 | 00:53:42,232 | 00:53:43,599 | That's you. | That's you. |
| 1396 | 00:53:43,633 | 00:53:44,701 | - That's me. - Oh it's sweet. | - That's me. - Oh it's sweet. |
| 1397 | 00:53:44,734 | 00:53:46,036 | I just wanted to be romantic. | I just wanted to be romantic. |
| 1398 | 00:53:46,070 | 00:53:47,503 | But you, I mean, it doesn't mean... | But you, I mean, it doesn't mean... |
| 1399 | 00:53:47,537 | 00:53:48,772 | I mean, if you wanna frame them | I mean, if you wanna frame them |
| 1400 | 00:53:48,806 | 00:53:49,907 | you can do whatever you want. | you can do whatever you want. |
| 1401 | 00:53:49,940 | 00:53:51,641 | - OK, thanks. - That's it. | - OK, thanks. - That's it. |
| 1402 | 00:53:51,674 | 00:53:53,077 | I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah. | I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah. |
| 1403 | 00:53:53,110 | 00:53:55,511 | - They're for you. - Thank you. | - They're for you. - Thank you. |
| 1404 | 00:53:55,545 | 00:53:57,949 | Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh? | Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh? |
| 1405 | 00:53:57,983 | 00:53:59,150 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1406 | 00:54:01,987 | 00:54:02,854 | Mommy. | Mommy. |
| 1407 | 00:54:02,887 | 00:54:03,888 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
| 1408 | 00:54:03,922 | 00:54:05,556 | - Hi, Lilly. - Oh! | - Hi, Lilly. - Oh! |
| 1409 | 00:54:05,589 | 00:54:07,926 | Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on? | Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on? |
| 1410 | 00:54:07,959 | 00:54:10,594 | Mommy, what are you doing? | Mommy, what are you doing? |
| 1411 | 00:54:11,997 | 00:54:13,664 | Is dinner ready? | Is dinner ready? |
| 1412 | 00:54:13,697 | 00:54:15,566 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
| 1413 | 00:54:18,669 | 00:54:20,939 | I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better. | I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better. |
| 1414 | 00:54:20,972 | 00:54:22,740 | What's wrong Aunt Abby? | What's wrong Aunt Abby? |
| 1415 | 00:54:22,774 | 00:54:24,776 | Well, Lilly, I was sad, | Well, Lilly, I was sad, |
| 1416 | 00:54:24,809 | 00:54:28,246 | but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much. | but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much. |
| 1417 | 00:54:28,279 | 00:54:30,782 | Why were you sad? | Why were you sad? |
| 1418 | 00:54:30,815 | 00:54:35,153 | Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine | Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine |
| 1419 | 00:54:36,821 | 00:54:38,622 | is marrying a daddy dy... | is marrying a daddy dy... |
| 1420 | 00:54:38,655 | 00:54:40,759 | - Person. - Person. | - Person. - Person. |
| 1421 | 00:54:40,792 | 00:54:42,927 | And that made me very sad. | And that made me very sad. |
| 1422 | 00:54:42,961 | 00:54:46,799 | And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better. | And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better. |
| 1423 | 00:54:47,800 | 00:54:49,335 | - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. | - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. |
| 1424 | 00:54:49,368 | 00:54:53,806 | Because... Because kisses make people feel better. | Because... Because kisses make people feel better. |
| 1425 | 00:54:53,839 | 00:54:56,275 | [Abby] Yes, they do. They sure do. | [Abby] Yes, they do. They sure do. |
| 1426 | 00:54:56,308 | 00:54:58,610 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
| 1427 | 00:54:58,643 | 00:55:01,080 | Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better. | Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better. |
| 1428 | 00:55:01,113 | 00:55:02,815 | Oh, God. OK. | Oh, God. OK. |
| 1429 | 00:55:02,848 | 00:55:04,083 | Oh, really? | Oh, really? |
| 1430 | 00:55:04,116 | 00:55:05,951 | And how was she doing that? | And how was she doing that? |
| 1431 | 00:55:05,985 | 00:55:09,255 | [kissing sounds] | [kissing sounds] |
| 1432 | 00:55:09,288 | 00:55:11,857 | Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother? | Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother? |
| 1433 | 00:55:11,891 | 00:55:13,125 | I'll be there in a second. | I'll be there in a second. |
| 1434 | 00:55:13,159 | 00:55:14,860 | - OK. - OK. | - OK. - OK. |
| 1435 | 00:55:17,897 | 00:55:19,231 | Ladies. | Ladies. |
| 1436 | 00:55:19,265 | 00:55:21,267 | - Well, well, well. - [Abby] Dan, listen. | - Well, well, well. - [Abby] Dan, listen. |
| 1437 | 00:55:21,300 | 00:55:22,634 | Listen to what? | Listen to what? |
| 1438 | 00:55:22,667 | 00:55:24,669 | - I am sorry. - OK, yes you are. | - I am sorry. - OK, yes you are. |
| 1439 | 00:55:24,702 | 00:55:27,940 | Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all. | Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all. |
| 1440 | 00:55:27,973 | 00:55:29,375 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1441 | 00:55:29,408 | 00:55:31,210 | I mean, we were making out a little bit, | I mean, we were making out a little bit, |
| 1442 | 00:55:31,243 | 00:55:33,780 | but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me. | but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me. |
| 1443 | 00:55:33,814 | 00:55:35,882 | My wife felt safe to you? | My wife felt safe to you? |
| 1444 | 00:55:35,916 | 00:55:37,818 | Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second? | Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second? |
| 1445 | 00:55:37,851 | 00:55:40,653 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone. |
| 1446 | 00:55:40,686 | 00:55:42,289 | You're great. I love you though. | You're great. I love you though. |
| 1447 | 00:55:42,322 | 00:55:44,657 | - Well, we don't need... - We're good, right? | - Well, we don't need... - We're good, right? |
| 1448 | 00:55:44,690 | 00:55:45,826 | We don't need no more love from you. | We don't need no more love from you. |
| 1449 | 00:55:45,859 | 00:55:48,128 | All right? You gave us enough love. | All right? You gave us enough love. |
| 1450 | 00:55:50,797 | 00:55:53,200 | Who's gonna carve this turkey? | Who's gonna carve this turkey? |
| 1451 | 00:55:53,233 | 00:55:54,301 | - Oh. - Oh. | - Oh. - Oh. |
| 1452 | 00:55:54,334 | 00:55:55,902 | - [Rick] No? - Do you... | - [Rick] No? - Do you... |
| 1453 | 00:55:55,936 | 00:55:59,005 | Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey. | Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey. |
| 1454 | 00:55:59,039 | 00:56:02,275 | You know, in the name of feminism. | You know, in the name of feminism. |
| 1455 | 00:56:02,309 | 00:56:03,844 | Oh, that's sweet. | Oh, that's sweet. |
| 1456 | 00:56:03,877 | 00:56:06,246 | But I don't know how to carve a turkey, | But I don't know how to carve a turkey, |
| 1457 | 00:56:06,279 | 00:56:07,881 | so, anyone go for it. | so, anyone go for it. |
| 1458 | 00:56:07,914 | 00:56:09,382 | You know, I'd love to carve the turkey. | You know, I'd love to carve the turkey. |
| 1459 | 00:56:09,416 | 00:56:11,051 | - Is that OK? - Yes. | - Is that OK? - Yes. |
| 1460 | 00:56:11,084 | 00:56:12,718 | Please. | Please. |
| 1461 | 00:56:12,752 | 00:56:14,387 | I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey. | I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey. |
| 1462 | 00:56:14,421 | 00:56:17,023 | Well then you should see what I can do with my turkey. | Well then you should see what I can do with my turkey. |
| 1463 | 00:56:17,057 | 00:56:18,859 | - Right? - Right. | - Right? - Right. |
| 1464 | 00:56:18,892 | 00:56:20,393 | Who's gonna lead us in a blessing? | Who's gonna lead us in a blessing? |
| 1465 | 00:56:20,427 | 00:56:22,196 | - I can. - Yeah. | - I can. - Yeah. |
| 1466 | 00:56:22,230 | 00:56:23,831 | Bless that food for Jesus. | Bless that food for Jesus. |
| 1467 | 00:56:23,865 | 00:56:26,400 | OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that. | OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that. |
| 1468 | 00:56:26,434 | 00:56:29,736 | This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing. | This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing. |
| 1469 | 00:56:29,770 | 00:56:32,306 | This is so beautiful. | This is so beautiful. |
| 1470 | 00:56:32,340 | 00:56:36,210 | The people, the temperature, the air. | The people, the temperature, the air. |
| 1471 | 00:56:36,244 | 00:56:38,179 | Bless this lettuce. | Bless this lettuce. |
| 1472 | 00:56:38,212 | 00:56:43,184 | This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market. | This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market. |
| 1473 | 00:56:43,217 | 00:56:45,685 | The green beans also... | The green beans also... |
| 1474 | 00:56:45,719 | 00:56:47,355 | Yeah. Those are sweet. | Yeah. Those are sweet. |
| 1475 | 00:56:47,388 | 00:56:49,824 | They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley. | They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley. |
| 1476 | 00:56:49,857 | 00:56:52,226 | I see baby carrots. Hi, guys. | I see baby carrots. Hi, guys. |
| 1477 | 00:56:52,260 | 00:56:53,828 | All my friends are in here. | All my friends are in here. |
| 1478 | 00:56:53,861 | 00:56:55,029 | Lima beans. | Lima beans. |
| 1479 | 00:56:56,097 | 00:56:57,365 | Mm, green peas. | Mm, green peas. |
| 1480 | 00:56:58,933 | 00:57:02,069 | Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory. | Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory. |
| 1481 | 00:57:03,871 | 00:57:06,908 | Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here. | Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here. |
| 1482 | 00:57:06,941 | 00:57:10,812 | I know a lot of us probably come from broken families. | I know a lot of us probably come from broken families. |
| 1483 | 00:57:10,846 | 00:57:11,947 | I do. | I do. |
| 1484 | 00:57:13,982 | 00:57:15,384 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1485 | 00:57:15,417 | 00:57:18,287 | I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people. | I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people. |
| 1486 | 00:57:18,320 | 00:57:19,788 | So thank you. | So thank you. |
| 1487 | 00:57:19,821 | 00:57:21,223 | I feel really blessed to be here, | I feel really blessed to be here, |
| 1488 | 00:57:21,256 | 00:57:25,160 | and thank you so much, hostess, and host. | and thank you so much, hostess, and host. |
| 1489 | 00:57:25,194 | 00:57:26,428 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
| 1490 | 00:57:26,461 | 00:57:27,362 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1491 | 00:57:27,396 | 00:57:28,263 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1492 | 00:57:28,297 | 00:57:29,298 | Thank you, Jesus. | Thank you, Jesus. |
| 1493 | 00:57:29,331 | 00:57:30,832 | [Gunnar] Amen, all right. | [Gunnar] Amen, all right. |
| 1494 | 00:57:30,866 | 00:57:32,234 | [Rick] Amen to heaven above. | [Rick] Amen to heaven above. |
| 1495 | 00:57:32,267 | 00:57:34,169 | - [Gunnar] Here we go. - [Rick] Let's eat. | - [Gunnar] Here we go. - [Rick] Let's eat. |
| 1496 | 00:57:34,203 | 00:57:36,138 | Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys? | Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys? |
| 1497 | 00:57:36,171 | 00:57:38,073 | Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it. | Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it. |
| 1498 | 00:57:38,106 | 00:57:40,108 | They'll be out in a minute. | They'll be out in a minute. |
| 1499 | 00:57:40,142 | 00:57:41,276 | We talked about this. | We talked about this. |
| 1500 | 00:57:41,310 | 00:57:42,878 | You said you didn't mind. | You said you didn't mind. |
| 1501 | 00:57:42,911 | 00:57:44,179 | Well, I thought I was gonna be there. | Well, I thought I was gonna be there. |
| 1502 | 00:57:44,213 | 00:57:45,881 | [Lauren] Well, we didn't say that. | [Lauren] Well, we didn't say that. |
| 1503 | 00:57:45,914 | 00:57:47,282 | Well I definitely didn't think | Well I definitely didn't think |
| 1504 | 00:57:47,316 | 00:57:48,350 | our goddamn daughter was gonna be there. | our goddamn daughter was gonna be there. |
| 1505 | 00:57:48,383 | 00:57:50,419 | Yeah, but she's like tiny. | Yeah, but she's like tiny. |
| 1506 | 00:57:50,452 | 00:57:51,987 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
| 1507 | 00:57:52,020 | 00:57:53,522 | I can't wait until she gets to school | I can't wait until she gets to school |
| 1508 | 00:57:53,555 | 00:57:55,524 | and start making motherfuckers feel better then. | and start making motherfuckers feel better then. |
| 1509 | 00:57:55,557 | 00:57:56,993 | Oh, come on now. | Oh, come on now. |
| 1510 | 00:57:57,026 | 00:57:58,061 | Don't be angry. | Don't be angry. |
| 1511 | 00:57:58,094 | 00:57:59,796 | - Come on, Daddy. - Look, man. | - Come on, Daddy. - Look, man. |
| 1512 | 00:57:59,829 | 00:58:02,832 | Don't. All right? I'm upset. | Don't. All right? I'm upset. |
| 1513 | 00:58:02,865 | 00:58:05,235 | I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset. | I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset. |
| 1514 | 00:58:05,268 | 00:58:06,903 | Stop. No, no. | Stop. No, no. |
| 1515 | 00:58:06,936 | 00:58:08,504 | [glass smashes] | [glass smashes] |
| 1516 | 00:58:08,538 | 00:58:09,939 | Geez. | Geez. |
| 1517 | 00:58:09,973 | 00:58:12,141 | Oh! [laughing] | Oh! [laughing] |
| 1518 | 00:58:12,175 | 00:58:14,043 | OK. I'm obviously drunk. | OK. I'm obviously drunk. |
| 1519 | 00:58:14,077 | 00:58:17,013 | And probably a few other things. | And probably a few other things. |
| 1520 | 00:58:17,046 | 00:58:19,215 | I wanna talk about this with you, I really do. | I wanna talk about this with you, I really do. |
| 1521 | 00:58:19,249 | 00:58:22,385 | I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries. | I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries. |
| 1522 | 00:58:22,418 | 00:58:24,787 | - OK. - And feelings. | - OK. - And feelings. |
| 1523 | 00:58:24,821 | 00:58:25,555 | OK. | OK. |
| 1524 | 00:58:25,588 | 00:58:26,956 | But right now... | But right now... |
| 1525 | 00:58:26,990 | 00:58:28,791 | - OK. - I need to sit down. | - OK. - I need to sit down. |
| 1526 | 00:58:28,825 | 00:58:30,193 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
| 1527 | 00:58:30,226 | 00:58:31,427 | [Dan] OK. | [Dan] OK. |
| 1528 | 00:58:32,929 | 00:58:35,064 | This ground is so hard. | This ground is so hard. |
| 1529 | 00:58:36,366 | 00:58:38,268 | This is motherfuckin'... | This is motherfuckin'... |
| 1530 | 00:58:38,301 | 00:58:42,105 | [Lauren] Oh, it's like made out of stone or something. | [Lauren] Oh, it's like made out of stone or something. |
| 1531 | 00:58:42,138 | 00:58:47,177 | - [slow melodic music] - [sighs] | - [slow melodic music] - [sighs] |
| 1532 | 00:58:49,913 | 00:58:50,914 | Oh, screw it. | Oh, screw it. |
| 1533 | 00:58:58,956 | 00:59:01,558 | How do you like me now, Claire? | How do you like me now, Claire? |
| 1534 | 00:59:02,493 | 00:59:04,862 | I'll step to you all day. | I'll step to you all day. |
| 1535 | 00:59:15,572 | 00:59:18,309 | [commentator] For the blitz that he knows is coming. | [commentator] For the blitz that he knows is coming. |
| 1536 | 00:59:18,342 | 00:59:21,178 | And it is! He's through! | And it is! He's through! |
| 1537 | 00:59:21,211 | 00:59:25,182 | He caught him mapping and now it's another open field ahead. | He caught him mapping and now it's another open field ahead. |
| 1538 | 00:59:25,215 | 00:59:28,018 | 35... 40... What a block! | 35... 40... What a block! |
| 1539 | 00:59:29,253 | 00:59:32,356 | [indistinct chatter] | [indistinct chatter] |
| 1540 | 00:59:35,327 | 00:59:37,629 | You just wait until Christmas. | You just wait until Christmas. |
| 1541 | 00:59:37,662 | 00:59:42,000 | I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass. | I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass. |
| 1542 | 00:59:42,033 | 00:59:45,337 | Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X. | Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X. |
| 1543 | 00:59:47,539 | 00:59:49,874 | - Let's eat. - Let's eat. | - Let's eat. - Let's eat. |
| 1544 | 00:59:49,908 | 00:59:53,278 | They say that salsa is all in the hips, | They say that salsa is all in the hips, |
| 1545 | 00:59:53,311 | 00:59:55,513 | but I think it is in the pelvis. | but I think it is in the pelvis. |
| 1546 | 00:59:55,547 | 00:59:57,015 | Why don't you just say genitals. | Why don't you just say genitals. |
| 1547 | 00:59:57,048 | 00:59:58,416 | We all know that's what you mean. | We all know that's what you mean. |
| 1548 | 00:59:58,450 | 01:00:01,286 | Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love | Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love |
| 1549 | 01:00:01,319 | 01:00:03,021 | to a man who can salsa, | to a man who can salsa, |
| 1550 | 01:00:03,054 | 01:00:05,156 | they know exactly what I'm talking about. | they know exactly what I'm talking about. |
| 1551 | 01:00:05,190 | 01:00:06,891 | I know exactly what you're talking about. | I know exactly what you're talking about. |
| 1552 | 01:00:06,925 | 01:00:08,626 | - [Helen] Oh, yeah? - Yeah. | - [Helen] Oh, yeah? - Yeah. |
| 1553 | 01:00:08,660 | 01:00:10,462 | Well, I can't salsa, OK? | Well, I can't salsa, OK? |
| 1554 | 01:00:10,495 | 01:00:12,564 | But I have never had any complaints in that department. | But I have never had any complaints in that department. |
| 1555 | 01:00:12,597 | 01:00:15,333 | None that you know of. | None that you know of. |
| 1556 | 01:00:15,367 | 01:00:18,002 | - Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really? | - Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really? |
| 1557 | 01:00:18,036 | 01:00:19,971 | - Yeah, really. - What do you mean? | - Yeah, really. - What do you mean? |
| 1558 | 01:00:20,004 | 01:00:21,974 | Remember that real serious face you used to make? | Remember that real serious face you used to make? |
| 1559 | 01:00:22,007 | 01:00:23,342 | Oh, come on. | Oh, come on. |
| 1560 | 01:00:23,376 | 01:00:26,379 | That's how I knew you were connecting. | That's how I knew you were connecting. |
| 1561 | 01:00:26,412 | 01:00:29,081 | Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine? | Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine? |
| 1562 | 01:00:29,115 | 01:00:31,917 | At least he looked you in the eye. | At least he looked you in the eye. |
| 1563 | 01:00:31,951 | 01:00:33,919 | Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't | Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't |
| 1564 | 01:00:33,953 | 01:00:35,321 | look you in the eye, Helen? | look you in the eye, Helen? |
| 1565 | 01:00:35,354 | 01:00:37,923 | Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s. | Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s. |
| 1566 | 01:00:37,957 | 01:00:39,992 | You were lucky if they even asked back then. | You were lucky if they even asked back then. |
| 1567 | 01:00:40,025 | 01:00:41,060 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 1568 | 01:00:41,093 | 01:00:42,395 | Are you talking about rape? | Are you talking about rape? |
| 1569 | 01:00:42,428 | 01:00:44,063 | Abby, have a drink. | Abby, have a drink. |
| 1570 | 01:00:44,096 | 01:00:45,631 | I would love to, if someone would just | I would love to, if someone would just |
| 1571 | 01:00:45,664 | 01:00:47,199 | pass the fucking wine over here. | pass the fucking wine over here. |
| 1572 | 01:00:47,233 | 01:00:48,534 | Well, thank you, Helen. | Well, thank you, Helen. |
| 1573 | 01:00:48,567 | 01:00:50,703 | And, by the way, I would have asked. | And, by the way, I would have asked. |
| 1574 | 01:00:50,736 | 01:00:52,271 | You wouldn't have had to. | You wouldn't have had to. |
| 1575 | 01:00:52,304 | 01:00:54,106 | - Oh, is that right? - Ooh! | - Oh, is that right? - Ooh! |
| 1576 | 01:00:54,140 | 01:00:56,475 | - You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah! | - You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah! |
| 1577 | 01:00:56,509 | 01:00:58,310 | - [grunting] - [laughing] | - [grunting] - [laughing] |
| 1578 | 01:00:58,344 | 01:01:00,379 | Should we leave you two alone? | Should we leave you two alone? |
| 1579 | 01:01:00,413 | 01:01:02,548 | We were just playing around. | We were just playing around. |
| 1580 | 01:01:02,581 | 01:01:03,682 | We're having fun. | We're having fun. |
| 1581 | 01:01:03,716 | 01:01:05,184 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1582 | 01:01:05,217 | 01:01:07,219 | I think you forgot how to do that. | I think you forgot how to do that. |
| 1583 | 01:01:07,253 | 01:01:10,090 | Excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not? | Excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not? |
| 1584 | 01:01:10,123 | 01:01:13,026 | Well, why don't you act like it, hmm? | Well, why don't you act like it, hmm? |
| 1585 | 01:01:13,059 | 01:01:14,961 | How am I not acting like it? | How am I not acting like it? |
| 1586 | 01:01:14,995 | 01:01:17,063 | You're on baby duty. I totally get it. | You're on baby duty. I totally get it. |
| 1587 | 01:01:17,097 | 01:01:18,999 | - Thank you. - Not today you don't. | - Thank you. - Not today you don't. |
| 1588 | 01:01:19,032 | 01:01:20,667 | I'm on baby duty, remember? | I'm on baby duty, remember? |
| 1589 | 01:01:20,700 | 01:01:22,602 | Let's fucking party! | Let's fucking party! |
| 1590 | 01:01:22,636 | 01:01:25,005 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
| 1591 | 01:01:25,038 | 01:01:26,440 | [Rick] All right, here we go! | [Rick] All right, here we go! |
| 1592 | 01:01:26,473 | 01:01:28,041 | You know, I gotta tell you, Helen, | You know, I gotta tell you, Helen, |
| 1593 | 01:01:28,074 | 01:01:29,976 | you're a goddamn blast. You guys, I mean, let... | you're a goddamn blast. You guys, I mean, let... |
| 1594 | 01:01:30,010 | 01:01:32,979 | To Helen, and all that skin she's showing. | To Helen, and all that skin she's showing. |
| 1595 | 01:01:33,013 | 01:01:34,147 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 1596 | 01:01:34,181 | 01:01:36,983 | To me being a goddamn blast! | To me being a goddamn blast! |
| 1597 | 01:01:38,351 | 01:01:39,286 | Oh, yes. | Oh, yes. |
| 1598 | 01:01:39,319 | 01:01:41,655 | Shots, party. Vegas. | Shots, party. Vegas. |
| 1599 | 01:01:41,688 | 01:01:44,391 | - Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on. | - Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on. |
| 1600 | 01:01:44,424 | 01:01:46,226 | [Claire] Oh, you know what we should do. | [Claire] Oh, you know what we should do. |
| 1601 | 01:01:46,259 | 01:01:47,627 | Mmm? | Mmm? |
| 1602 | 01:01:47,661 | 01:01:49,229 | Everyone at the table should just say | Everyone at the table should just say |
| 1603 | 01:01:49,262 | 01:01:52,566 | 15 reasons they are thankful. | 15 reasons they are thankful. |
| 1604 | 01:01:52,599 | 01:01:54,367 | What are you grateful for? | What are you grateful for? |
| 1605 | 01:01:54,401 | 01:01:55,735 | - Oh, shit, he's awake. - [Eden crying] | - Oh, shit, he's awake. - [Eden crying] |
| 1606 | 01:01:55,770 | 01:01:57,572 | Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him. | Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him. |
| 1607 | 01:01:57,605 | 01:01:59,540 | No, it's all right. I got it. | No, it's all right. I got it. |
| 1608 | 01:01:59,574 | 01:02:01,075 | Or are you just dying to get out of here? | Or are you just dying to get out of here? |
| 1609 | 01:02:01,108 | 01:02:03,177 | Yeah, a little bit. | Yeah, a little bit. |
| 1610 | 01:02:03,211 | 01:02:05,012 | - Are you sure? - Yes. | - Are you sure? - Yes. |
| 1611 | 01:02:05,046 | 01:02:06,581 | Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving. | Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving. |
| 1612 | 01:02:06,614 | 01:02:08,149 | I think Helen's gonna be topless soon, | I think Helen's gonna be topless soon, |
| 1613 | 01:02:08,182 | 01:02:10,651 | you don't want to miss that. | you don't want to miss that. |
| 1614 | 01:02:12,453 | 01:02:14,489 | All right, I'll go first. | All right, I'll go first. |
| 1615 | 01:02:14,522 | 01:02:17,358 | I'm thankful for meeting Molly, | I'm thankful for meeting Molly, |
| 1616 | 01:02:17,391 | 01:02:19,761 | because without that I would have never met | because without that I would have never met |
| 1617 | 01:02:19,795 | 01:02:21,462 | you beautiful human beings. | you beautiful human beings. |
| 1618 | 01:02:21,496 | 01:02:23,397 | So, thank you, Molly. | So, thank you, Molly. |
| 1619 | 01:02:23,431 | 01:02:25,032 | [Helen] Molly. | [Helen] Molly. |
| 1620 | 01:02:25,066 | 01:02:26,701 | That's wonderful. | That's wonderful. |
| 1621 | 01:02:26,734 | 01:02:31,506 | I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca. | I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca. |
| 1622 | 01:02:33,508 | 01:02:37,378 | I was able to do it about nine or 10 times this year, | I was able to do it about nine or 10 times this year, |
| 1623 | 01:02:37,411 | 01:02:39,580 | and each time was a revelation. | and each time was a revelation. |
| 1624 | 01:02:39,614 | 01:02:41,182 | It's deep. | It's deep. |
| 1625 | 01:02:41,215 | 01:02:42,517 | It's emotional. | It's emotional. |
| 1626 | 01:02:47,489 | 01:02:49,691 | - Well... - I wasn't done. | - Well... - I wasn't done. |
| 1627 | 01:02:49,725 | 01:02:53,729 | - Oh... - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual. | - Oh... - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual. |
| 1628 | 01:02:53,763 | 01:02:55,297 | 'Cause you get in your head | 'Cause you get in your head |
| 1629 | 01:02:55,330 | 01:02:56,632 | and you start thinking about things. | and you start thinking about things. |
| 1630 | 01:02:56,665 | 01:02:58,700 | Click, click, click, click, click. | Click, click, click, click, click. |
| 1631 | 01:02:58,734 | 01:03:00,035 | Different ways. | Different ways. |
| 1632 | 01:03:02,471 | 01:03:03,705 | And that's it. | And that's it. |
| 1633 | 01:03:03,739 | 01:03:05,240 | That's great. | That's great. |
| 1634 | 01:03:05,274 | 01:03:08,143 | I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off | I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off |
| 1635 | 01:03:08,176 | 01:03:10,445 | and fucking killing it this year. | and fucking killing it this year. |
| 1636 | 01:03:10,479 | 01:03:12,114 | And also that I get to stick my wein | And also that I get to stick my wein |
| 1637 | 01:03:12,147 | 01:03:13,850 | in the hottest chick in Tustin, California. | in the hottest chick in Tustin, California. |
| 1638 | 01:03:13,883 | 01:03:15,517 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
| 1639 | 01:03:15,551 | 01:03:19,321 | I am thankful for Christmas. | I am thankful for Christmas. |
| 1640 | 01:03:19,354 | 01:03:21,290 | OK, nobody knows what you're talking about. | OK, nobody knows what you're talking about. |
| 1641 | 01:03:21,323 | 01:03:22,859 | Nobody knows what you're talking about. | Nobody knows what you're talking about. |
| 1642 | 01:03:22,892 | 01:03:25,127 | - No, I get it. - [Lauren] Sorry, you guys. | - No, I get it. - [Lauren] Sorry, you guys. |
| 1643 | 01:03:25,160 | 01:03:26,728 | No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness. | No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness. |
| 1644 | 01:03:26,763 | 01:03:28,163 | I'm thankful for it too. | I'm thankful for it too. |
| 1645 | 01:03:29,498 | 01:03:32,067 | They are killing it today. | They are killing it today. |
| 1646 | 01:03:33,136 | 01:03:34,170 | A yummy? | A yummy? |
| 1647 | 01:03:38,809 | 01:03:40,076 | Yummy! | Yummy! |
| 1648 | 01:03:41,144 | 01:03:41,845 | That good? | That good? |
| 1649 | 01:03:41,879 | 01:03:43,814 | I made it myself. | I made it myself. |
| 1650 | 01:03:43,847 | 01:03:46,449 | You like my pie. Mm-hmm. | You like my pie. Mm-hmm. |
| 1651 | 01:03:47,818 | 01:03:49,118 | - Skal! - Skal! | - Skal! - Skal! |
| 1652 | 01:03:49,152 | 01:03:50,587 | - Skal! - School? | - Skal! - School? |
| 1653 | 01:03:50,620 | 01:03:52,255 | - Skal. - Skal. | - Skal. - Skal. |
| 1654 | 01:03:52,288 | 01:03:54,123 | What the hell? I love you. | What the hell? I love you. |
| 1655 | 01:03:54,157 | 01:03:55,124 | OK, I love you too. | OK, I love you too. |
| 1656 | 01:03:55,158 | 01:03:56,492 | - You done? - Yup. | - You done? - Yup. |
| 1657 | 01:03:56,526 | 01:03:58,494 | - Yeah. - All right, 'cause Mama's high. | - Yeah. - All right, 'cause Mama's high. |
| 1658 | 01:03:58,528 | 01:03:59,763 | I need some lovin' right now. | I need some lovin' right now. |
| 1659 | 01:03:59,797 | 01:04:00,898 | [Dan] OK, I got you, baby. | [Dan] OK, I got you, baby. |
| 1660 | 01:04:00,931 | 01:04:02,131 | I got you. | I got you. |
| 1661 | 01:04:02,165 | 01:04:03,366 | I need some ice cream. | I need some ice cream. |
| 1662 | 01:04:03,399 | 01:04:04,667 | I'm gonna get you some ice cream. | I'm gonna get you some ice cream. |
| 1663 | 01:04:04,701 | 01:04:06,770 | Imma get you some ice cream. | Imma get you some ice cream. |
| 1664 | 01:04:06,804 | 01:04:10,506 | [Lauren] All right, sweetheart. | [Lauren] All right, sweetheart. |
| 1665 | 01:04:10,540 | 01:04:11,909 | ♪ Hey ♪ | ♪ Hey ♪ |
| 1666 | 01:04:11,942 | 01:04:14,577 | ♪ Everyone can get love ♪ | ♪ Everyone can get love ♪ |
| 1667 | 01:04:14,611 | 01:04:17,680 | ♪ Everyone can get laid ♪ | ♪ Everyone can get laid ♪ |
| 1668 | 01:04:17,714 | 01:04:22,453 | ♪ You know you're up when you find the ones who stay ♪ | ♪ You know you're up when you find the ones who stay ♪ |
| 1669 | 01:04:22,486 | 01:04:24,789 | I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon. | I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon. |
| 1670 | 01:04:24,823 | 01:04:26,590 | It's like that's how I feel when I'm there. | It's like that's how I feel when I'm there. |
| 1671 | 01:04:26,624 | 01:04:28,225 | Well, we're always following the moon, | Well, we're always following the moon, |
| 1672 | 01:04:28,258 | 01:04:30,594 | 'cause like we're made of water. | 'cause like we're made of water. |
| 1673 | 01:04:30,628 | 01:04:33,464 | And the moon is what controls the tides. | And the moon is what controls the tides. |
| 1674 | 01:04:33,497 | 01:04:35,566 | So you don't even have to try to follow the moon. | So you don't even have to try to follow the moon. |
| 1675 | 01:04:35,599 | 01:04:37,936 | It's just leading us around. | It's just leading us around. |
| 1676 | 01:04:37,969 | 01:04:39,737 | I can't believe that you know that. | I can't believe that you know that. |
| 1677 | 01:04:39,771 | 01:04:41,906 | I love how big your hands are. | I love how big your hands are. |
| 1678 | 01:04:41,940 | 01:04:43,273 | Oh my gosh. | Oh my gosh. |
| 1679 | 01:04:43,307 | 01:04:44,708 | They are pretty big, huh? | They are pretty big, huh? |
| 1680 | 01:04:44,742 | 01:04:47,277 | Yeah, but it's so powerful. | Yeah, but it's so powerful. |
| 1681 | 01:04:49,848 | 01:04:51,248 | [Fairies] Abby. | [Fairies] Abby. |
| 1682 | 01:04:51,281 | 01:04:52,282 | Abby. | Abby. |
| 1683 | 01:04:52,316 | 01:04:54,184 | - Abby. - Yo! | - Abby. - Yo! |
| 1684 | 01:04:54,218 | 01:04:55,820 | - Abby. - Abby. | - Abby. - Abby. |
| 1685 | 01:04:55,854 | 01:04:56,955 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
| 1686 | 01:04:56,988 | 01:04:58,689 | Who are you guys? | Who are you guys? |
| 1687 | 01:04:58,722 | 01:05:01,759 | You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers. | You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers. |
| 1688 | 01:05:01,793 | 01:05:03,795 | Fairy Gay Mothers? | Fairy Gay Mothers? |
| 1689 | 01:05:04,829 | 01:05:07,197 | Yeah. All the newbies get one. | Yeah. All the newbies get one. |
| 1690 | 01:05:07,231 | 01:05:08,333 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 1691 | 01:05:08,366 | 01:05:09,835 | Thanks, but I'm not a newbie. | Thanks, but I'm not a newbie. |
| 1692 | 01:05:09,869 | 01:05:11,804 | I've slept with over two women. | I've slept with over two women. |
| 1693 | 01:05:11,837 | 01:05:13,238 | Well... | Well... |
| 1694 | 01:05:13,271 | 01:05:16,408 | - Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario. | - Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario. |
| 1695 | 01:05:16,441 | 01:05:17,810 | Hmm. I like you guys. | Hmm. I like you guys. |
| 1696 | 01:05:17,843 | 01:05:21,212 | So you're in your teenage lesbian years. | So you're in your teenage lesbian years. |
| 1697 | 01:05:21,246 | 01:05:23,281 | We know how awkward that can be. | We know how awkward that can be. |
| 1698 | 01:05:23,314 | 01:05:24,817 | Especially in your 30s. | Especially in your 30s. |
| 1699 | 01:05:24,850 | 01:05:26,451 | Most people have houses by then. | Most people have houses by then. |
| 1700 | 01:05:26,484 | 01:05:28,586 | Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed. | Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed. |
| 1701 | 01:05:28,620 | 01:05:29,922 | Oh, that never goes away. | Oh, that never goes away. |
| 1702 | 01:05:29,955 | 01:05:31,389 | - Boobs are the best. - We love that. | - Boobs are the best. - We love that. |
| 1703 | 01:05:31,423 | 01:05:32,757 | So you fell in love with a woman | So you fell in love with a woman |
| 1704 | 01:05:32,792 | 01:05:34,827 | who locked you in a closet at a party | who locked you in a closet at a party |
| 1705 | 01:05:34,860 | 01:05:36,929 | because she didn't like what you were wearing? | because she didn't like what you were wearing? |
| 1706 | 01:05:36,962 | 01:05:38,697 | Routine. Par for the course. | Routine. Par for the course. |
| 1707 | 01:05:38,730 | 01:05:40,432 | If I had a tool belt for every time that happened. | If I had a tool belt for every time that happened. |
| 1708 | 01:05:40,465 | 01:05:42,701 | And you stayed with her because you loved her? | And you stayed with her because you loved her? |
| 1709 | 01:05:42,734 | 01:05:46,504 | Stayed with her because she felt like home. | Stayed with her because she felt like home. |
| 1710 | 01:05:47,807 | 01:05:50,876 | Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for. | Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for. |
| 1711 | 01:05:50,910 | 01:05:52,845 | You just have to invite others in. | You just have to invite others in. |
| 1712 | 01:05:52,878 | 01:05:56,950 | It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme. | It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme. |
| 1713 | 01:05:56,983 | 01:05:58,651 | A stone top, a cold bottom. | A stone top, a cold bottom. |
| 1714 | 01:05:58,684 | 01:06:00,954 | A dirty Carla, a clean Carla. | A dirty Carla, a clean Carla. |
| 1715 | 01:06:00,987 | 01:06:02,421 | A deep sea diver. | A deep sea diver. |
| 1716 | 01:06:02,455 | 01:06:03,556 | A clam digger. | A clam digger. |
| 1717 | 01:06:03,589 | 01:06:05,291 | Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. | Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. |
| 1718 | 01:06:05,324 | 01:06:07,259 | - Baby dyke. - A rug doctor. | - Baby dyke. - A rug doctor. |
| 1719 | 01:06:07,293 | 01:06:09,695 | - A DJ. - A European bush woman. | - A DJ. - A European bush woman. |
| 1720 | 01:06:09,729 | 01:06:11,765 | - A spitting yak. - A cunt runt. | - A spitting yak. - A cunt runt. |
| 1721 | 01:06:11,798 | 01:06:13,666 | - [Fairy 2] A dumpster butt. - [Fairy 3] A pussy pioneer. | - [Fairy 2] A dumpster butt. - [Fairy 3] A pussy pioneer. |
| 1722 | 01:06:13,699 | 01:06:15,035 | With a covered wagon. | With a covered wagon. |
| 1723 | 01:06:15,068 | 01:06:17,336 | And that home you've been looking for, | And that home you've been looking for, |
| 1724 | 01:06:17,369 | 01:06:20,306 | it was inside you all along. | it was inside you all along. |
| 1725 | 01:06:20,339 | 01:06:21,775 | It was? | It was? |
| 1726 | 01:06:21,808 | 01:06:22,876 | Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped. | Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped. |
| 1727 | 01:06:22,909 | 01:06:23,877 | I mean, come on. | I mean, come on. |
| 1728 | 01:06:23,910 | 01:06:25,277 | You're pretty fucked up. | You're pretty fucked up. |
| 1729 | 01:06:25,311 | 01:06:26,545 | Ha! | Ha! |
| 1730 | 01:06:26,579 | 01:06:27,948 | All you have to do is knock your | All you have to do is knock your |
| 1731 | 01:06:27,981 | 01:06:31,317 | wingtip oxfords together three times, | wingtip oxfords together three times, |
| 1732 | 01:06:31,350 | 01:06:33,385 | - and say... - There's no place... | - and say... - There's no place... |
| 1733 | 01:06:33,419 | 01:06:34,955 | - Like home. - Depot. | - Like home. - Depot. |
| 1734 | 01:06:34,988 | 01:06:36,990 | - There's no place... - Like home. | - There's no place... - Like home. |
| 1735 | 01:06:37,023 | 01:06:38,457 | Depot. | Depot. |
| 1736 | 01:06:38,491 | 01:06:39,926 | - There's no place... - Like home. | - There's no place... - Like home. |
| 1737 | 01:06:39,960 | 01:06:41,061 | Depot. | Depot. |
| 1738 | 01:06:41,094 | 01:06:42,963 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 1739 | 01:06:42,996 | 01:06:44,832 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 1740 | 01:06:44,866 | 01:06:47,935 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 1741 | 01:06:51,538 | 01:06:53,440 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 1742 | 01:06:53,473 | 01:06:55,076 | And you were close to your brother? | And you were close to your brother? |
| 1743 | 01:06:55,109 | 01:06:56,743 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
| 1744 | 01:06:56,778 | 01:06:58,712 | And what's funny is the day he went missing | And what's funny is the day he went missing |
| 1745 | 01:06:58,745 | 01:07:01,715 | is the day I started to find myself. | is the day I started to find myself. |
| 1746 | 01:07:01,748 | 01:07:03,084 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 1747 | 01:07:03,117 | 01:07:04,852 | And, yeah, do I want him to come back? | And, yeah, do I want him to come back? |
| 1748 | 01:07:04,886 | 01:07:06,520 | - Yeah. - Yes. | - Yeah. - Yes. |
| 1749 | 01:07:06,553 | 01:07:08,655 | - Yeah. - And also no. | - Yeah. - And also no. |
| 1750 | 01:07:08,688 | 01:07:10,724 | The last word we got from... | The last word we got from... |
| 1751 | 01:07:10,757 | 01:07:13,961 | [Claire] You just kind of know vo... | [Claire] You just kind of know vo... |
| 1752 | 01:07:13,995 | 01:07:15,062 | ...cabulary. | ...cabulary. |
| 1753 | 01:07:15,897 | 01:07:16,931 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
| 1754 | 01:07:16,964 | 01:07:17,965 | So sorry. | So sorry. |
| 1755 | 01:07:17,999 | 01:07:19,699 | Claire. Sha-woman. | Claire. Sha-woman. |
| 1756 | 01:07:19,733 | 01:07:21,102 | Sha-woman Claire. | Sha-woman Claire. |
| 1757 | 01:07:21,135 | 01:07:22,837 | Listen. Hi. | Listen. Hi. |
| 1758 | 01:07:22,870 | 01:07:23,838 | Hi, come on in. | Hi, come on in. |
| 1759 | 01:07:23,871 | 01:07:25,405 | Hi, hi, hi. | Hi, hi, hi. |
| 1760 | 01:07:25,438 | 01:07:28,575 | Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry. | Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry. |
| 1761 | 01:07:28,608 | 01:07:31,611 | My outburst earlier was not cool. | My outburst earlier was not cool. |
| 1762 | 01:07:31,645 | 01:07:33,982 | Had a little bit of an epiphany | Had a little bit of an epiphany |
| 1763 | 01:07:34,016 | 01:07:35,851 | and I realized that I was wrong. | and I realized that I was wrong. |
| 1764 | 01:07:35,884 | 01:07:37,986 | I'm sorry. I respect your... | I'm sorry. I respect your... |
| 1765 | 01:07:39,922 | 01:07:43,391 | This. I love this for you. | This. I love this for you. |
| 1766 | 01:07:43,424 | 01:07:47,528 | Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being, | Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being, |
| 1767 | 01:07:47,562 | 01:07:50,098 | just being simply where you are. | just being simply where you are. |
| 1768 | 01:07:50,132 | 01:07:50,999 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
| 1769 | 01:07:51,033 | 01:07:52,067 | Which is... | Which is... |
| 1770 | 01:07:53,135 | 01:07:55,469 | - right here. - Right here. | - right here. - Right here. |
| 1771 | 01:07:55,503 | 01:07:56,839 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 1772 | 01:07:57,973 | 01:08:00,042 | Where the miracles happen. | Where the miracles happen. |
| 1773 | 01:08:01,609 | 01:08:04,079 | I'm just saying your timing is interesting. | I'm just saying your timing is interesting. |
| 1774 | 01:08:04,112 | 01:08:06,647 | What is so interesting about wanting | What is so interesting about wanting |
| 1775 | 01:08:06,681 | 01:08:09,051 | to spend time with my daughter and my grandson? | to spend time with my daughter and my grandson? |
| 1776 | 01:08:09,084 | 01:08:10,986 | Where's Silverio? | Where's Silverio? |
| 1777 | 01:08:12,187 | 01:08:13,822 | At home. Why? | At home. Why? |
| 1778 | 01:08:13,856 | 01:08:15,924 | Why isn't he here with you? | Why isn't he here with you? |
| 1779 | 01:08:15,958 | 01:08:19,694 | You're in trouble again, aren't you? | You're in trouble again, aren't you? |
| 1780 | 01:08:19,727 | 01:08:22,031 | Well, just because I'm getting a divorce | Well, just because I'm getting a divorce |
| 1781 | 01:08:22,065 | 01:08:23,766 | doesn't mean that I am in trouble. | doesn't mean that I am in trouble. |
| 1782 | 01:08:23,800 | 01:08:25,667 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1783 | 01:08:25,701 | 01:08:27,003 | It just means that I no longer want to drive around Europe | It just means that I no longer want to drive around Europe |
| 1784 | 01:08:27,036 | 01:08:28,704 | - on a food truck. - Bingo. | - on a food truck. - Bingo. |
| 1785 | 01:08:28,737 | 01:08:32,809 | I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us. | I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us. |
| 1786 | 01:08:32,842 | 01:08:35,011 | Your feet are getting big. | Your feet are getting big. |
| 1787 | 01:08:35,044 | 01:08:36,145 | Yeah, they are. | Yeah, they are. |
| 1788 | 01:08:36,179 | 01:08:37,546 | You have bigger feet. | You have bigger feet. |
| 1789 | 01:08:37,579 | 01:08:39,715 | - Ooh! - Mom! | - Ooh! - Mom! |
| 1790 | 01:08:39,748 | 01:08:41,885 | [Dan] Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face. | [Dan] Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face. |
| 1791 | 01:08:41,918 | 01:08:44,187 | Are you able to do... | Are you able to do... |
| 1792 | 01:08:44,220 | 01:08:45,754 | [Dan] Watch yourself. | [Dan] Watch yourself. |
| 1793 | 01:08:45,788 | 01:08:47,489 | Does she make it? | Does she make it? |
| 1794 | 01:08:48,992 | 01:08:51,727 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 1795 | 01:08:52,962 | 01:08:54,797 | Hey, little man. | Hey, little man. |
| 1796 | 01:08:54,831 | 01:08:55,999 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
| 1797 | 01:08:57,800 | 01:08:58,902 | Oh, you sad? | Oh, you sad? |
| 1798 | 01:09:00,069 | 01:09:03,907 | Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah. | Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah. |
| 1799 | 01:09:03,940 | 01:09:06,175 | Society's gonna try to make you conform | Society's gonna try to make you conform |
| 1800 | 01:09:06,209 | 01:09:08,846 | to all of its crazy messed up standards | to all of its crazy messed up standards |
| 1801 | 01:09:08,879 | 01:09:12,950 | because society is up women's asses. | because society is up women's asses. |
| 1802 | 01:09:12,983 | 01:09:15,953 | I mean, society is just up inside our assholes. | I mean, society is just up inside our assholes. |
| 1803 | 01:09:15,986 | 01:09:17,453 | Don't be sad. | Don't be sad. |
| 1804 | 01:09:17,487 | 01:09:18,822 | Hey, hey, hey. | Hey, hey, hey. |
| 1805 | 01:09:18,856 | 01:09:22,558 | Look... Look. | Look... Look. |
| 1806 | 01:09:22,592 | 01:09:26,529 | Eden. Eden, smile. | Eden. Eden, smile. |
| 1807 | 01:09:26,562 | 01:09:28,598 | Telling us what to do and what to think | Telling us what to do and what to think |
| 1808 | 01:09:28,631 | 01:09:30,134 | and how to be and what to say | and how to be and what to say |
| 1809 | 01:09:30,167 | 01:09:32,669 | and how come your nails aren't long enough | and how come your nails aren't long enough |
| 1810 | 01:09:32,702 | 01:09:34,238 | and how come your head isn't laid down | and how come your head isn't laid down |
| 1811 | 01:09:34,271 | 01:09:35,839 | and your hair ain't there, | and your hair ain't there, |
| 1812 | 01:09:35,873 | 01:09:37,207 | but let me tell you something right now. | but let me tell you something right now. |
| 1813 | 01:09:37,241 | 01:09:39,009 | You live your life the way you want to. | You live your life the way you want to. |
| 1814 | 01:09:39,043 | 01:09:41,544 | And you're a strong Black woman. | And you're a strong Black woman. |
| 1815 | 01:09:41,577 | 01:09:44,248 | And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world? | And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world? |
| 1816 | 01:09:44,281 | 01:09:46,749 | - Girls. - OK, Mommy. | - Girls. - OK, Mommy. |
| 1817 | 01:09:48,751 | 01:09:52,588 | Thank you for that wonderful holiday story. | Thank you for that wonderful holiday story. |
| 1818 | 01:09:52,622 | 01:09:53,891 | It was really nice. | It was really nice. |
| 1819 | 01:09:53,924 | 01:09:56,161 | Say Papa. | Say Papa. |
| 1820 | 01:09:56,194 | 01:09:59,730 | [camera shutter clicks] | [camera shutter clicks] |
| 1821 | 01:10:01,967 | 01:10:03,500 | Shh-shh. | Shh-shh. |
| 1822 | 01:10:03,534 | 01:10:05,602 | [suckling sounds] | [suckling sounds] |
| 1823 | 01:10:05,636 | 01:10:07,906 | [groans] Whoa. | [groans] Whoa. |
| 1824 | 01:10:09,274 | 01:10:10,507 | Whoa, OK. | Whoa, OK. |
| 1825 | 01:10:17,548 | 01:10:19,117 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
| 1826 | 01:10:19,985 | 01:10:22,220 | He just latched on. | He just latched on. |
| 1827 | 01:10:22,253 | 01:10:25,991 | And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything. | And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything. |
| 1828 | 01:10:26,024 | 01:10:27,624 | [crying] | [crying] |
| 1829 | 01:10:27,658 | 01:10:29,027 | Shh-shh-shh-shh. | Shh-shh-shh-shh. |
| 1830 | 01:10:29,060 | 01:10:29,928 | That's OK. | That's OK. |
| 1831 | 01:10:29,961 | 01:10:30,895 | [Molly] Jeff. | [Molly] Jeff. |
| 1832 | 01:10:30,929 | 01:10:31,930 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1833 | 01:10:31,963 | 01:10:32,897 | Can I have him, please? | Can I have him, please? |
| 1834 | 01:10:32,931 | 01:10:34,899 | Yeah, sure. Here. | Yeah, sure. Here. |
| 1835 | 01:10:34,933 | 01:10:36,768 | - No worries. - OK. | - No worries. - OK. |
| 1836 | 01:10:41,672 | 01:10:43,108 | I think I'm gonna put him down. | I think I'm gonna put him down. |
| 1837 | 01:10:43,141 | 01:10:45,077 | Yeah, cool. Cool. | Yeah, cool. Cool. |
| 1838 | 01:10:47,780 | 01:10:50,648 | Do you mind if I just get a moment with him? | Do you mind if I just get a moment with him? |
| 1839 | 01:10:50,682 | 01:10:53,052 | Oh, my god, yes, of course, darling. Go ahead. | Oh, my god, yes, of course, darling. Go ahead. |
| 1840 | 01:10:55,154 | 01:10:56,889 | I will see you downstairs. | I will see you downstairs. |
| 1841 | 01:10:56,922 | 01:10:57,957 | OK. | OK. |
| 1842 | 01:10:57,990 | 01:10:59,191 | Good night. | Good night. |
| 1843 | 01:11:02,294 | 01:11:03,695 | You're OK. | You're OK. |
| 1844 | 01:11:05,197 | 01:11:06,731 | OK. | OK. |
| 1845 | 01:11:06,765 | 01:11:08,767 | Let's have a little sleep, shall we? | Let's have a little sleep, shall we? |
| 1846 | 01:11:08,801 | 01:11:11,003 | I love you. I love you. | I love you. I love you. |
| 1847 | 01:11:18,344 | 01:11:19,611 | Sleeping? | Sleeping? |
| 1848 | 01:11:19,644 | 01:11:21,613 | He will be in a minute. | He will be in a minute. |
| 1849 | 01:11:21,646 | 01:11:25,117 | Why don't you let me take over now? | Why don't you let me take over now? |
| 1850 | 01:11:25,151 | 01:11:28,954 | Well, even you can admit I can handle this. | Well, even you can admit I can handle this. |
| 1851 | 01:11:30,322 | 01:11:32,859 | You know what, I would love that. | You know what, I would love that. |
| 1852 | 01:11:32,893 | 01:11:33,759 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1853 | 01:11:33,794 | 01:11:35,128 | You are welcome. | You are welcome. |
| 1854 | 01:11:36,830 | 01:11:39,232 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 1855 | 01:11:39,266 | 01:11:40,967 | I showed up here tonight, honestly, | I showed up here tonight, honestly, |
| 1856 | 01:11:41,001 | 01:11:43,870 | wanting to like talk to a wall. | wanting to like talk to a wall. |
| 1857 | 01:11:43,904 | 01:11:46,672 | Am I better than a wall? | Am I better than a wall? |
| 1858 | 01:11:46,705 | 01:11:48,607 | Honey... | Honey... |
| 1859 | 01:11:48,641 | 01:11:50,777 | I just called you honey. | I just called you honey. |
| 1860 | 01:11:50,811 | 01:11:53,080 | This is going fast, but I want you to know... | This is going fast, but I want you to know... |
| 1861 | 01:11:53,113 | 01:11:55,015 | [inaudible mumbling] | [inaudible mumbling] |
| 1862 | 01:11:55,048 | 01:11:57,017 | ♪ You and I ♪ | ♪ You and I ♪ |
| 1863 | 01:11:57,050 | 01:12:02,655 | ♪ Let's just do it one more time ♪ | ♪ Let's just do it one more time ♪ |
| 1864 | 01:12:02,688 | 01:12:04,357 | ♪ Let's get high ♪ | ♪ Let's get high ♪ |
| 1865 | 01:12:04,391 | 01:12:05,926 | ♪ Let's get high ♪ | ♪ Let's get high ♪ |
| 1866 | 01:12:05,959 | 01:12:08,829 | ♪ Live until we die ♪ | ♪ Live until we die ♪ |
| 1867 | 01:12:08,862 | 01:12:10,163 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
| 1868 | 01:12:10,197 | 01:12:13,033 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 1869 | 01:12:13,066 | 01:12:15,001 | Oh, is that you, Brianne? | Oh, is that you, Brianne? |
| 1870 | 01:12:16,770 | 01:12:17,971 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 1871 | 01:12:18,004 | 01:12:18,905 | [Molly] Hi. | [Molly] Hi. |
| 1872 | 01:12:18,939 | 01:12:20,007 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 1873 | 01:12:20,842 | 01:12:21,976 | Hello. | Hello. |
| 1874 | 01:12:22,009 | 01:12:23,377 | - [Molly] Hello? - Hello. | - [Molly] Hello? - Hello. |
| 1875 | 01:12:23,411 | 01:12:27,081 | OK, I'll go to another bathroom. | OK, I'll go to another bathroom. |
| 1876 | 01:12:28,783 | 01:12:31,119 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 1877 | 01:12:39,994 | 01:12:42,296 | Who the fuck invited all these people? | Who the fuck invited all these people? |
| 1878 | 01:12:42,330 | 01:12:43,965 | Oh... | Oh... |
| 1879 | 01:12:43,998 | 01:12:46,134 | And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to? | And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to? |
| 1880 | 01:12:46,167 | 01:12:49,003 | I might have texted a couple of people. | I might have texted a couple of people. |
| 1881 | 01:12:49,036 | 01:12:50,438 | Oh, a couple of people. | Oh, a couple of people. |
| 1882 | 01:12:50,471 | 01:12:53,007 | Yeah, people you'd like. | Yeah, people you'd like. |
| 1883 | 01:12:53,040 | 01:12:56,277 | [sighs] Fuck it. You know what? | [sighs] Fuck it. You know what? |
| 1884 | 01:12:56,310 | 01:12:57,445 | Baby's down for the night, | Baby's down for the night, |
| 1885 | 01:12:57,478 | 01:12:59,080 | Helen says she's watching him, | Helen says she's watching him, |
| 1886 | 01:12:59,113 | 01:13:01,249 | so it's momma time. | so it's momma time. |
| 1887 | 01:13:01,282 | 01:13:03,050 | - Yeah! - Oh! | - Yeah! - Oh! |
| 1888 | 01:13:03,084 | 01:13:04,852 | What are you drinking up here? | What are you drinking up here? |
| 1889 | 01:13:04,886 | 01:13:06,954 | Hennessy and ginger. | Hennessy and ginger. |
| 1890 | 01:13:06,988 | 01:13:08,357 | There she goes. | There she goes. |
| 1891 | 01:13:08,390 | 01:13:09,858 | There she goes. | There she goes. |
| 1892 | 01:13:18,066 | 01:13:20,235 | ♪ Light it up burn it down ♪ | ♪ Light it up burn it down ♪ |
| 1893 | 01:13:20,269 | 01:13:22,070 | ♪ Steal the mic feel the crowd ♪ | ♪ Steal the mic feel the crowd ♪ |
| 1894 | 01:13:22,104 | 01:13:24,940 | ♪ Live it loud ♪ | ♪ Live it loud ♪ |
| 1895 | 01:13:34,850 | 01:13:38,820 | ♪ They wanna see you running ♪ | ♪ They wanna see you running ♪ |
| 1896 | 01:13:38,854 | 01:13:42,723 | ♪ It's just coma static ♪ | ♪ It's just coma static ♪ |
| 1897 | 01:13:42,757 | 01:13:46,461 | ♪ I know you see us coming ♪ | ♪ I know you see us coming ♪ |
| 1898 | 01:13:46,495 | 01:13:49,932 | ♪ The way it doesn't matter ♪ | ♪ The way it doesn't matter ♪ |
| 1899 | 01:13:49,965 | 01:13:50,999 | ♪ Light it up ♪ | ♪ Light it up ♪ |
| 1900 | 01:13:51,033 | 01:13:52,067 | ♪ Burn it down ♪ | ♪ Burn it down ♪ |
| 1901 | 01:13:52,100 | 01:13:53,135 | ♪ Steal the mic ♪ | ♪ Steal the mic ♪ |
| 1902 | 01:13:53,168 | 01:13:54,102 | ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ | ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ |
| 1903 | 01:13:54,136 | 01:13:58,107 | ♪ Live it loud ♪ | ♪ Live it loud ♪ |
| 1904 | 01:13:58,141 | 01:13:59,142 | ♪ Light it up ♪ | ♪ Light it up ♪ |
| 1905 | 01:13:59,175 | 01:14:00,210 | ♪ Burn it down ♪ | ♪ Burn it down ♪ |
| 1906 | 01:14:00,243 | 01:14:01,277 | ♪ Steal the mic ♪ | ♪ Steal the mic ♪ |
| 1907 | 01:14:01,311 | 01:14:02,245 | ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ | ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ |
| 1908 | 01:14:02,278 | 01:14:06,015 | ♪ Live it loud ♪ | ♪ Live it loud ♪ |
| 1909 | 01:14:06,049 | 01:14:08,084 | ♪ I feel so rough ♪ | ♪ I feel so rough ♪ |
| 1910 | 01:14:08,117 | 01:14:12,021 | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ |
| 1911 | 01:14:12,055 | 01:14:13,755 | ♪ All right ♪ | ♪ All right ♪ |
| 1912 | 01:14:13,790 | 01:14:15,925 | ♪ It's all love ♪ | ♪ It's all love ♪ |
| 1913 | 01:14:15,959 | 01:14:20,129 | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ |
| 1914 | 01:14:20,163 | 01:14:21,998 | ♪ All right ♪ | ♪ All right ♪ |
| 1915 | 01:14:22,031 | 01:14:23,466 | ♪ It's all love ♪ | ♪ It's all love ♪ |
| 1916 | 01:14:23,499 | 01:14:25,835 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 1917 | 01:14:25,868 | 01:14:28,371 | ♪ It's all love ♪ | ♪ It's all love ♪ |
| 1918 | 01:14:30,340 | 01:14:33,109 | Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby. | Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby. |
| 1919 | 01:14:33,142 | 01:14:34,410 | Don't you hear him crying? | Don't you hear him crying? |
| 1920 | 01:14:34,444 | 01:14:37,113 | Sweetheart, that's what babies do. | Sweetheart, that's what babies do. |
| 1921 | 01:14:37,146 | 01:14:38,915 | - They cry. - Oh. | - They cry. - Oh. |
| 1922 | 01:14:38,948 | 01:14:40,316 | I can't get anything right with her. | I can't get anything right with her. |
| 1923 | 01:14:40,350 | 01:14:43,086 | I knew this was gonna happen. | I knew this was gonna happen. |
| 1924 | 01:14:43,119 | 01:14:44,922 | What was that about? | What was that about? |
| 1925 | 01:14:44,955 | 01:14:47,291 | [Eden crying] | [Eden crying] |
| 1926 | 01:14:54,565 | 01:14:56,400 | He's got a rash. | He's got a rash. |
| 1927 | 01:14:56,433 | 01:14:59,036 | He must be having an allergic reaction to something. | He must be having an allergic reaction to something. |
| 1928 | 01:14:59,069 | 01:15:00,838 | I think he's wheezing. | I think he's wheezing. |
| 1929 | 01:15:00,871 | 01:15:03,140 | We should take him to the hospital. | We should take him to the hospital. |
| 1930 | 01:15:03,173 | 01:15:04,375 | I'll drive. | I'll drive. |
| 1931 | 01:15:05,876 | 01:15:07,044 | I can't drive. | I can't drive. |
| 1932 | 01:15:07,077 | 01:15:08,245 | Well, then, call a Lyft! | Well, then, call a Lyft! |
| 1933 | 01:15:08,279 | 01:15:09,913 | [Fairy] Dumpster butt. | [Fairy] Dumpster butt. |
| 1934 | 01:15:09,947 | 01:15:12,049 | Oh my god, Abby! What is wrong with you? | Oh my god, Abby! What is wrong with you? |
| 1935 | 01:15:12,082 | 01:15:14,351 | I need you. Wake up! | I need you. Wake up! |
| 1936 | 01:15:14,385 | 01:15:15,319 | I'm awoke. | I'm awoke. |
| 1937 | 01:15:15,352 | 01:15:17,154 | Just can't drive. | Just can't drive. |
| 1938 | 01:15:17,187 | 01:15:18,822 | You know what? Never mind. | You know what? Never mind. |
| 1939 | 01:15:18,856 | 01:15:20,124 | Never mind. | Never mind. |
| 1940 | 01:15:20,157 | 01:15:21,492 | 25 minutes for a fucking ambulance. | 25 minutes for a fucking ambulance. |
| 1941 | 01:15:21,525 | 01:15:23,127 | Are they out of their minds? | Are they out of their minds? |
| 1942 | 01:15:23,160 | 01:15:25,162 | Well, the Lyft says three minutes away. | Well, the Lyft says three minutes away. |
| 1943 | 01:15:25,195 | 01:15:26,263 | OK. | OK. |
| 1944 | 01:15:26,297 | 01:15:27,965 | He's definitely wheezing, but, | He's definitely wheezing, but, |
| 1945 | 01:15:27,998 | 01:15:29,366 | at least we can hear him breathing, right? | at least we can hear him breathing, right? |
| 1946 | 01:15:29,400 | 01:15:31,068 | So that's a good sign. | So that's a good sign. |
| 1947 | 01:15:31,101 | 01:15:33,538 | He must have eaten something he shouldn't have. | He must have eaten something he shouldn't have. |
| 1948 | 01:15:33,571 | 01:15:35,006 | It's OK. | It's OK. |
| 1949 | 01:15:35,040 | 01:15:36,474 | Hey can babies... | Hey can babies... |
| 1950 | 01:15:37,442 | 01:15:39,878 | He can have pecans, right? | He can have pecans, right? |
| 1951 | 01:15:41,346 | 01:15:44,115 | Did you give him some of your fucking pie? | Did you give him some of your fucking pie? |
| 1952 | 01:15:44,149 | 01:15:45,884 | Just a... Not a whole piece. | Just a... Not a whole piece. |
| 1953 | 01:15:45,917 | 01:15:47,285 | Just like the tiniest little bit. | Just like the tiniest little bit. |
| 1954 | 01:15:47,319 | 01:15:49,154 | - I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby! | - I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby! |
| 1955 | 01:15:49,187 | 01:15:50,555 | He must be allergic to pecans. | He must be allergic to pecans. |
| 1956 | 01:15:50,588 | 01:15:52,490 | Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK. | Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK. |
| 1957 | 01:15:52,524 | 01:15:54,159 | There's nothing OK about this. | There's nothing OK about this. |
| 1958 | 01:15:54,192 | 01:15:56,027 | No, I know there's nothing OK about this! | No, I know there's nothing OK about this! |
| 1959 | 01:15:56,061 | 01:15:58,263 | Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts | Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts |
| 1960 | 01:15:58,296 | 01:15:59,264 | before they're one. | before they're one. |
| 1961 | 01:15:59,297 | 01:16:00,565 | What were you thinking? | What were you thinking? |
| 1962 | 01:16:00,598 | 01:16:02,534 | I didn't realize a pecan was a nut! | I didn't realize a pecan was a nut! |
| 1963 | 01:16:02,567 | 01:16:06,504 | I mean, I... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking. | I mean, I... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking. |
| 1964 | 01:16:06,538 | 01:16:08,139 | Of course you weren't thinking. | Of course you weren't thinking. |
| 1965 | 01:16:08,173 | 01:16:10,408 | You haven't been thinking for the past year. | You haven't been thinking for the past year. |
| 1966 | 01:16:10,442 | 01:16:12,944 | You've just been living in denial about Maeve | You've just been living in denial about Maeve |
| 1967 | 01:16:12,977 | 01:16:14,512 | and feeling sorry for yourself. | and feeling sorry for yourself. |
| 1968 | 01:16:14,546 | 01:16:16,314 | You know what? | You know what? |
| 1969 | 01:16:16,348 | 01:16:18,149 | You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me! | You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me! |
| 1970 | 01:16:18,183 | 01:16:20,886 | What do about dealing with your truth? | What do about dealing with your truth? |
| 1971 | 01:16:20,920 | 01:16:24,323 | You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old. | You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old. |
| 1972 | 01:16:24,357 | 01:16:27,259 | Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today. | Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today. |
| 1973 | 01:16:27,293 | 01:16:28,327 | You were. | You were. |
| 1974 | 01:16:28,361 | 01:16:30,096 | You're going through a divorce. | You're going through a divorce. |
| 1975 | 01:16:30,129 | 01:16:30,996 | Act like it. | Act like it. |
| 1976 | 01:16:31,030 | 01:16:32,264 | How can I? | How can I? |
| 1977 | 01:16:32,298 | 01:16:33,999 | Every time I bring up my divorce, | Every time I bring up my divorce, |
| 1978 | 01:16:34,033 | 01:16:35,301 | you start talking about your breakup | you start talking about your breakup |
| 1979 | 01:16:35,334 | 01:16:36,569 | as if it's the same fucking thing! | as if it's the same fucking thing! |
| 1980 | 01:16:36,602 | 01:16:37,937 | Well, why isn't it? | Well, why isn't it? |
| 1981 | 01:16:37,970 | 01:16:39,472 | I was married for four years! | I was married for four years! |
| 1982 | 01:16:39,505 | 01:16:41,107 | So what? | So what? |
| 1983 | 01:16:41,140 | 01:16:43,542 | My husband left me with a five month old! | My husband left me with a five month old! |
| 1984 | 01:16:43,576 | 01:16:46,178 | And I dated a woman who shaved my head | And I dated a woman who shaved my head |
| 1985 | 01:16:46,212 | 01:16:48,447 | in the middle of the night 'cause she saw a gray hair. | in the middle of the night 'cause she saw a gray hair. |
| 1986 | 01:16:48,481 | 01:16:50,282 | You can't quantify grief. | You can't quantify grief. |
| 1987 | 01:16:50,316 | 01:16:53,185 | Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again. | Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again. |
| 1988 | 01:16:53,219 | 01:16:54,420 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
| 1989 | 01:16:54,453 | 01:16:56,155 | You know what? Never mind. | You know what? Never mind. |
| 1990 | 01:16:56,188 | 01:16:57,356 | I can't deal with you right now. | I can't deal with you right now. |
| 1991 | 01:16:57,390 | 01:16:59,225 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 1992 | 01:16:59,258 | 01:17:01,026 | I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now | I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now |
| 1993 | 01:17:01,060 | 01:17:02,528 | when I'm on 'shrooms. | when I'm on 'shrooms. |
| 1994 | 01:17:02,561 | 01:17:04,096 | Your mouth is like... | Your mouth is like... |
| 1995 | 01:17:04,130 | 01:17:05,931 | It's moving all weird like a puppet | It's moving all weird like a puppet |
| 1996 | 01:17:05,965 | 01:17:07,333 | and it is freaking me out! | and it is freaking me out! |
| 1997 | 01:17:07,366 | 01:17:09,169 | Did it ever occur to you that maybe | Did it ever occur to you that maybe |
| 1998 | 01:17:09,202 | 01:17:12,038 | I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling? | I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling? |
| 1999 | 01:17:12,072 | 01:17:14,074 | And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound, | And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound, |
| 2000 | 01:17:14,107 | 01:17:18,612 | but it's something that I need right now, OK? | but it's something that I need right now, OK? |
| 2001 | 01:17:18,645 | 01:17:20,347 | - Molls? - Fuck. | - Molls? - Fuck. |
| 2002 | 01:17:22,449 | 01:17:25,118 | You know maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you | You know maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you |
| 2003 | 01:17:25,152 | 01:17:26,620 | because I didn't want to listen to you | because I didn't want to listen to you |
| 2004 | 01:17:26,653 | 01:17:30,157 | bitch about some woman who never loved you. | bitch about some woman who never loved you. |
| 2005 | 01:17:30,190 | 01:17:32,592 | I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year. | I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year. |
| 2006 | 01:17:32,626 | 01:17:35,996 | I can't do it anymore, Abby! | I can't do it anymore, Abby! |
| 2007 | 01:17:36,029 | 01:17:37,297 | OK. | OK. |
| 2008 | 01:17:42,102 | 01:17:44,070 | Abby, what the hell is going on? | Abby, what the hell is going on? |
| 2009 | 01:17:44,104 | 01:17:45,539 | I gave the baby nuts. | I gave the baby nuts. |
| 2010 | 01:17:45,572 | 01:17:47,140 | He's having an allergic reaction, | He's having an allergic reaction, |
| 2011 | 01:17:47,174 | 01:17:49,476 | and Molly has a puppet mouth. | and Molly has a puppet mouth. |
| 2012 | 01:17:49,509 | 01:17:51,111 | OK, Molly, wait. | OK, Molly, wait. |
| 2013 | 01:17:51,144 | 01:17:52,712 | I'm coming with you. | I'm coming with you. |
| 2014 | 01:18:08,196 | 01:18:11,065 | Well, this happened at my niece's school. | Well, this happened at my niece's school. |
| 2015 | 01:18:11,098 | 01:18:15,703 | One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts. | One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts. |
| 2016 | 01:18:15,736 | 01:18:16,971 | He just sat. | He just sat. |
| 2017 | 01:18:19,073 | 01:18:20,341 | And then he died. | And then he died. |
| 2018 | 01:18:23,744 | 01:18:25,480 | Help! Help! | Help! Help! |
| 2019 | 01:18:27,148 | 01:18:28,583 | Hello? Hi. | Hello? Hi. |
| 2020 | 01:18:28,616 | 01:18:30,051 | Excuse me, can somebody help us? | Excuse me, can somebody help us? |
| 2021 | 01:18:30,084 | 01:18:31,486 | - We need help please. - Yeah. | - We need help please. - Yeah. |
| 2022 | 01:18:31,519 | 01:18:33,087 | He's having an allergic reaction to nuts. | He's having an allergic reaction to nuts. |
| 2023 | 01:18:33,120 | 01:18:34,455 | - Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother? | - Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother? |
| 2024 | 01:18:34,489 | 01:18:35,723 | - Yes. - Yes. | - Yes. - Yes. |
| 2025 | 01:18:35,756 | 01:18:37,124 | Were you there when it happened? | Were you there when it happened? |
| 2026 | 01:18:37,158 | 01:18:38,159 | No, I wasn't. | No, I wasn't. |
| 2027 | 01:18:39,527 | 01:18:42,196 | Have you been drinking today, ma'am? | Have you been drinking today, ma'am? |
| 2028 | 01:18:42,230 | 01:18:45,200 | No, I had a little bit of wine, but no. | No, I had a little bit of wine, but no. |
| 2029 | 01:18:45,234 | 01:18:47,102 | All right. Did you bring your insurance card? | All right. Did you bring your insurance card? |
| 2030 | 01:18:47,135 | 01:18:48,136 | - Yeah. - Did you? | - Yeah. - Did you? |
| 2031 | 01:18:48,170 | 01:18:49,071 | - Yes. - Yes? | - Yes. - Yes? |
| 2032 | 01:18:49,104 | 01:18:50,138 | Yeah, in here. | Yeah, in here. |
| 2033 | 01:18:50,172 | 01:18:51,607 | - Come on! - Hang on. | - Come on! - Hang on. |
| 2034 | 01:18:51,640 | 01:18:53,208 | - Relax. - Sorry. | - Relax. - Sorry. |
| 2035 | 01:18:56,846 | 01:18:59,448 | OK. When you get done with that will you bring me | OK. When you get done with that will you bring me |
| 2036 | 01:18:59,481 | 01:19:01,450 | two bottles of Pedialyte to room one? | two bottles of Pedialyte to room one? |
| 2037 | 01:19:01,483 | 01:19:03,118 | We're gonna check him out. | We're gonna check him out. |
| 2038 | 01:19:03,151 | 01:19:04,419 | We'll see what the real issue is. | We'll see what the real issue is. |
| 2039 | 01:19:04,453 | 01:19:06,188 | I just told you what the issue is. | I just told you what the issue is. |
| 2040 | 01:19:06,221 | 01:19:08,156 | He had nuts. His throat might close up. | He had nuts. His throat might close up. |
| 2041 | 01:19:08,190 | 01:19:09,491 | Can you just check him? | Can you just check him? |
| 2042 | 01:19:09,525 | 01:19:11,093 | We will. You said you weren't there. | We will. You said you weren't there. |
| 2043 | 01:19:11,126 | 01:19:12,594 | We just need to make sure that nobody | We just need to make sure that nobody |
| 2044 | 01:19:12,628 | 01:19:15,631 | gave him anything else, like drugs or alcohol. | gave him anything else, like drugs or alcohol. |
| 2045 | 01:19:15,664 | 01:19:17,366 | Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol. | Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol. |
| 2046 | 01:19:17,399 | 01:19:18,500 | Well, we don't know that. | Well, we don't know that. |
| 2047 | 01:19:18,534 | 01:19:19,836 | Well, I know that. | Well, I know that. |
| 2048 | 01:19:19,869 | 01:19:21,436 | I'm his mother, and I am telling you | I'm his mother, and I am telling you |
| 2049 | 01:19:21,470 | 01:19:22,839 | that he didn't have drugs or alcohol. | that he didn't have drugs or alcohol. |
| 2050 | 01:19:22,872 | 01:19:24,172 | He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that? | He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that? |
| 2051 | 01:19:24,206 | 01:19:27,142 | OK. Just calm down, follow me. | OK. Just calm down, follow me. |
| 2052 | 01:19:27,175 | 01:19:28,777 | I love Thanksgiving. | I love Thanksgiving. |
| 2053 | 01:19:32,883 | 01:19:35,451 | She's not a better kisser than me, is she? | She's not a better kisser than me, is she? |
| 2054 | 01:19:35,485 | 01:19:37,320 | No. No. | No. No. |
| 2055 | 01:19:37,353 | 01:19:41,424 | I mean her lips are way softer, but don't worry. | I mean her lips are way softer, but don't worry. |
| 2056 | 01:19:41,457 | 01:19:44,828 | You're a much better kisser, hon. | You're a much better kisser, hon. |
| 2057 | 01:19:44,862 | 01:19:47,564 | - I can't find the baby. - What? | - I can't find the baby. - What? |
| 2058 | 01:19:58,675 | 01:20:02,312 | [phone ringing outbound] | [phone ringing outbound] |
| 2059 | 01:20:04,815 | 01:20:06,249 | [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. | [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. |
| 2060 | 01:20:06,282 | 01:20:07,650 | Leave a message. | Leave a message. |
| 2061 | 01:20:12,622 | 01:20:16,359 | [distant laughter] | [distant laughter] |
| 2062 | 01:20:16,392 | 01:20:18,127 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 2063 | 01:20:18,161 | 01:20:19,262 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 2064 | 01:20:19,296 | 01:20:22,199 | There's no place like Home Depot. | There's no place like Home Depot. |
| 2065 | 01:20:23,701 | 01:20:26,203 | [babbling] | [babbling] |
| 2066 | 01:20:29,673 | 01:20:31,876 | How are you holding up? | How are you holding up? |
| 2067 | 01:20:35,212 | 01:20:39,683 | The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor. | The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor. |
| 2068 | 01:20:39,717 | 01:20:42,620 | What if I didn't hear him crying? | What if I didn't hear him crying? |
| 2069 | 01:20:42,653 | 01:20:47,191 | Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way. | Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way. |
| 2070 | 01:20:49,393 | 01:20:51,261 | He could've died. | He could've died. |
| 2071 | 01:20:51,295 | 01:20:54,632 | You're doing the best you possibly can. | You're doing the best you possibly can. |
| 2072 | 01:20:57,334 | 01:20:59,904 | Did you mean what you said back at the house | Did you mean what you said back at the house |
| 2073 | 01:20:59,938 | 01:21:02,339 | about me being a rebound? | about me being a rebound? |
| 2074 | 01:21:09,849 | 01:21:12,183 | I actually did. | I actually did. |
| 2075 | 01:21:12,217 | 01:21:14,619 | I just, I don't know how great of a partner | I just, I don't know how great of a partner |
| 2076 | 01:21:14,653 | 01:21:17,255 | I can be right now, you know? | I can be right now, you know? |
| 2077 | 01:21:17,288 | 01:21:20,926 | I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks. | I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks. |
| 2078 | 01:21:20,960 | 01:21:22,327 | 17 days. | 17 days. |
| 2079 | 01:21:22,360 | 01:21:23,695 | And you're great. | And you're great. |
| 2080 | 01:21:23,728 | 01:21:26,899 | I'm just not ready for a relationship. | I'm just not ready for a relationship. |
| 2081 | 01:21:28,633 | 01:21:30,970 | That's OK. Yeah. | That's OK. Yeah. |
| 2082 | 01:21:31,003 | 01:21:32,237 | - I'm so... - [phone ringing] | - I'm so... - [phone ringing] |
| 2083 | 01:21:32,270 | 01:21:33,204 | Oh, I should get this. | Oh, I should get this. |
| 2084 | 01:21:33,238 | 01:21:34,305 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2085 | 01:21:34,339 | 01:21:35,975 | Listen, do you want me to stay? | Listen, do you want me to stay? |
| 2086 | 01:21:36,008 | 01:21:37,509 | I can stay. | I can stay. |
| 2087 | 01:21:37,542 | 01:21:40,478 | It's OK. I've got it. | It's OK. I've got it. |
| 2088 | 01:21:40,512 | 01:21:41,713 | OK. | OK. |
| 2089 | 01:21:44,549 | 01:21:45,985 | - Hello? - Oh. | - Hello? - Oh. |
| 2090 | 01:21:46,018 | 01:21:47,920 | Hang on. Hang on one second. | Hang on. Hang on one second. |
| 2091 | 01:21:47,953 | 01:21:51,791 | I still you owe you money for the photo booth. | I still you owe you money for the photo booth. |
| 2092 | 01:21:51,824 | 01:21:54,192 | Oh, don't worry about it. | Oh, don't worry about it. |
| 2093 | 01:21:55,027 | 01:21:56,295 | Cool. | Cool. |
| 2094 | 01:21:56,328 | 01:21:58,330 | - OK. - OK. | - OK. - OK. |
| 2095 | 01:22:00,466 | 01:22:01,500 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 2096 | 01:22:01,534 | 01:22:05,271 | I don't want to alarm you, but, | I don't want to alarm you, but, |
| 2097 | 01:22:05,304 | 01:22:08,240 | Eden is missing and... is he with you? | Eden is missing and... is he with you? |
| 2098 | 01:22:08,274 | 01:22:09,742 | We're at the hospital. | We're at the hospital. |
| 2099 | 01:22:09,775 | 01:22:11,577 | He had an allergic reaction to nuts. | He had an allergic reaction to nuts. |
| 2100 | 01:22:11,610 | 01:22:12,946 | Oh, thank god. | Oh, thank god. |
| 2101 | 01:22:12,979 | 01:22:15,882 | Molly and Eden are at the hospital. | Molly and Eden are at the hospital. |
| 2102 | 01:22:15,916 | 01:22:17,249 | What happened? | What happened? |
| 2103 | 01:22:17,283 | 01:22:18,785 | Abby gave him pecans. | Abby gave him pecans. |
| 2104 | 01:22:18,819 | 01:22:20,553 | Oh, Jesus Christ. | Oh, Jesus Christ. |
| 2105 | 01:22:20,586 | 01:22:24,024 | Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts. | Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts. |
| 2106 | 01:22:24,057 | 01:22:27,493 | Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK? | Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK? |
| 2107 | 01:22:27,526 | 01:22:28,962 | I didn't even know you were gone. | I didn't even know you were gone. |
| 2108 | 01:22:28,995 | 01:22:30,663 | Yeah, he's fine. | Yeah, he's fine. |
| 2109 | 01:22:30,696 | 01:22:31,998 | All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK? | All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK? |
| 2110 | 01:22:32,032 | 01:22:33,699 | Oh, no, honey, it's fine. | Oh, no, honey, it's fine. |
| 2111 | 01:22:33,733 | 01:22:35,601 | We're probably gonna be out of here real soon. | We're probably gonna be out of here real soon. |
| 2112 | 01:22:35,634 | 01:22:37,369 | All right. | All right. |
| 2113 | 01:22:37,403 | 01:22:39,438 | Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away. | Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away. |
| 2114 | 01:22:39,472 | 01:22:41,474 | I know. I love you. | I know. I love you. |
| 2115 | 01:22:41,507 | 01:22:43,643 | I love you too, hon. | I love you too, hon. |
| 2116 | 01:22:43,677 | 01:22:45,813 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 2117 | 01:22:46,814 | 01:22:48,548 | You wanna check on the kids? | You wanna check on the kids? |
| 2118 | 01:22:48,582 | 01:22:49,783 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2119 | 01:22:52,352 | 01:22:53,386 | Oof, man. | Oof, man. |
| 2120 | 01:22:53,420 | 01:22:54,688 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 2121 | 01:22:54,721 | 01:22:57,024 | Oh, that was so scary. | Oh, that was so scary. |
| 2122 | 01:22:57,058 | 01:22:59,026 | Oh, man. How's she doing? | Oh, man. How's she doing? |
| 2123 | 01:22:59,060 | 01:23:01,294 | - Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah. | - Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah. |
| 2124 | 01:23:01,328 | 01:23:03,597 | Wow, god, it seems like a lot to go through, you know? | Wow, god, it seems like a lot to go through, you know? |
| 2125 | 01:23:03,630 | 01:23:06,299 | Oh, I feel very shaken up. | Oh, I feel very shaken up. |
| 2126 | 01:23:06,333 | 01:23:08,602 | - Mm, sure. - Thank you. | - Mm, sure. - Thank you. |
| 2127 | 01:23:09,904 | 01:23:11,005 | This feels nice. | This feels nice. |
| 2128 | 01:23:11,038 | 01:23:12,874 | Of course. Oh! | Of course. Oh! |
| 2129 | 01:23:12,907 | 01:23:14,876 | Oh, god. Helen, wait. | Oh, god. Helen, wait. |
| 2130 | 01:23:14,909 | 01:23:16,543 | Wait... Sorry. | Wait... Sorry. |
| 2131 | 01:23:16,576 | 01:23:18,813 | Helen, hey. I can't do this. | Helen, hey. I can't do this. |
| 2132 | 01:23:18,846 | 01:23:20,580 | Why not? | Why not? |
| 2133 | 01:23:20,614 | 01:23:22,950 | You're not gonna give me this crap about being old. | You're not gonna give me this crap about being old. |
| 2134 | 01:23:22,984 | 01:23:25,385 | I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast. | I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast. |
| 2135 | 01:23:25,418 | 01:23:28,089 | Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet. | Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet. |
| 2136 | 01:23:28,122 | 01:23:30,024 | And it's not that you're too old. | And it's not that you're too old. |
| 2137 | 01:23:30,057 | 01:23:32,326 | You are a gorgeous woman. | You are a gorgeous woman. |
| 2138 | 01:23:32,360 | 01:23:35,596 | But, you're Molly's mother. | But, you're Molly's mother. |
| 2139 | 01:23:35,630 | 01:23:38,066 | Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting. | Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting. |
| 2140 | 01:23:38,100 | 01:23:40,869 | We are like sisters. | We are like sisters. |
| 2141 | 01:23:40,903 | 01:23:43,671 | I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen. | I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen. |
| 2142 | 01:23:43,704 | 01:23:45,974 | Why does Molly get all the fun? | Why does Molly get all the fun? |
| 2143 | 01:23:46,008 | 01:23:47,943 | - All the fun? - Yeah. | - All the fun? - Yeah. |
| 2144 | 01:23:47,976 | 01:23:50,913 | You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right? | You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right? |
| 2145 | 01:23:50,946 | 01:23:52,014 | And she's going through a divorce. | And she's going through a divorce. |
| 2146 | 01:23:52,047 | 01:23:53,514 | That doesn't sound like fun. | That doesn't sound like fun. |
| 2147 | 01:23:53,548 | 01:23:55,884 | I have gone through five divorces. | I have gone through five divorces. |
| 2148 | 01:23:55,918 | 01:23:58,386 | Like Elizabeth Taylor. | Like Elizabeth Taylor. |
| 2149 | 01:23:58,419 | 01:24:01,422 | Helen, you're not sisters, OK? | Helen, you're not sisters, OK? |
| 2150 | 01:24:01,455 | 01:24:02,825 | You're her mother. | You're her mother. |
| 2151 | 01:24:02,858 | 01:24:04,659 | Seems like she could use that right now. | Seems like she could use that right now. |
| 2152 | 01:24:04,692 | 01:24:06,028 | Know what I mean? | Know what I mean? |
| 2153 | 01:24:10,665 | 01:24:12,733 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
| 2154 | 01:24:12,767 | 01:24:17,005 | Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy. | Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy. |
| 2155 | 01:24:17,039 | 01:24:19,075 | I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him | I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him |
| 2156 | 01:24:19,108 | 01:24:20,542 | and then you guys will be free to go. | and then you guys will be free to go. |
| 2157 | 01:24:20,576 | 01:24:21,610 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 2158 | 01:24:23,146 | 01:24:24,981 | Pluto Raiders? | Pluto Raiders? |
| 2159 | 01:24:25,014 | 01:24:26,582 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2160 | 01:24:26,615 | 01:24:30,086 | OK, what was it like working with Streep? | OK, what was it like working with Streep? |
| 2161 | 01:24:30,119 | 01:24:32,021 | I mean, come on. | I mean, come on. |
| 2162 | 01:24:32,055 | 01:24:33,857 | The best. | The best. |
| 2163 | 01:24:33,890 | 01:24:35,124 | I knew it. | I knew it. |
| 2164 | 01:24:35,158 | 01:24:37,526 | - OK, he'll be right in. - OK. | - OK, he'll be right in. - OK. |
| 2165 | 01:24:41,597 | 01:24:43,967 | Oh, I love you, my little boy. | Oh, I love you, my little boy. |
| 2166 | 01:24:44,000 | 01:24:45,567 | My sweet boy. | My sweet boy. |
| 2167 | 01:24:45,601 | 01:24:49,538 | [phone chimes] | [phone chimes] |
| 2168 | 01:24:49,571 | 01:24:54,077 | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ |
| 2169 | 01:24:54,110 | 01:24:55,377 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 2170 | 01:24:57,080 | 01:25:01,117 | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ | ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ |
| 2171 | 01:25:01,150 | 01:25:03,518 | ♪ All right ♪ | ♪ All right ♪ |
| 2172 | 01:25:03,552 | 01:25:06,055 | ♪ It's all love ♪ | ♪ It's all love ♪ |
| 2173 | 01:25:10,760 | 01:25:13,463 | Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson. | Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson. |
| 2174 | 01:25:13,496 | 01:25:14,899 | OK, it's family only. | OK, it's family only. |
| 2175 | 01:25:14,932 | 01:25:15,833 | Just let me... | Just let me... |
| 2176 | 01:25:15,866 | 01:25:17,500 | Oh, I am family. | Oh, I am family. |
| 2177 | 01:25:18,468 | 01:25:20,503 | Oh, I'm not fam... | Oh, I'm not fam... |
| 2178 | 01:25:20,536 | 01:25:23,606 | Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay? | Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay? |
| 2179 | 01:25:23,640 | 01:25:26,977 | I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay? | I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay? |
| 2180 | 01:25:27,011 | 01:25:28,846 | No. No. | No. No. |
| 2181 | 01:25:28,879 | 01:25:31,081 | Do I need to make a viral video for the ACLU? | Do I need to make a viral video for the ACLU? |
| 2182 | 01:25:31,115 | 01:25:32,816 | Do you want a million hits on that shit? | Do you want a million hits on that shit? |
| 2183 | 01:25:32,850 | 01:25:35,551 | - Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC, | - Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC, |
| 2184 | 01:25:35,585 | 01:25:37,922 | and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna | and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna |
| 2185 | 01:25:37,955 | 01:25:39,223 | rain down on this fire. | rain down on this fire. |
| 2186 | 01:25:39,256 | 01:25:40,523 | OK, ma'am. | OK, ma'am. |
| 2187 | 01:25:40,556 | 01:25:41,591 | It's not 'cause you're gay. | It's not 'cause you're gay. |
| 2188 | 01:25:41,624 | 01:25:43,160 | Just not on the list. | Just not on the list. |
| 2189 | 01:25:43,193 | 01:25:46,130 | I'm not on the family list? | I'm not on the family list? |
| 2190 | 01:25:46,163 | 01:25:49,199 | It's fine. She's family. | It's fine. She's family. |
| 2191 | 01:25:52,669 | 01:25:55,539 | Well, rainbow flags for everybody. | Well, rainbow flags for everybody. |
| 2192 | 01:25:55,572 | 01:25:56,875 | Yeah, ma'am... | Yeah, ma'am... |
| 2193 | 01:25:56,908 | 01:25:59,177 | I still need you to fill out the visitor log. | I still need you to fill out the visitor log. |
| 2194 | 01:25:59,210 | 01:26:01,046 | Oh, OK. | Oh, OK. |
| 2195 | 01:26:01,079 | 01:26:03,181 | And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes | And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes |
| 2196 | 01:26:03,214 | 01:26:06,684 | because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks. | because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks. |
| 2197 | 01:26:06,717 | 01:26:08,585 | Well... | Well... |
| 2198 | 01:26:08,619 | 01:26:10,487 | Classic Dyke on a Bike. | Classic Dyke on a Bike. |
| 2199 | 01:26:10,521 | 01:26:11,923 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 2200 | 01:26:11,957 | 01:26:13,258 | I know. | I know. |
| 2201 | 01:26:13,291 | 01:26:14,758 | I wanna go too. | I wanna go too. |
| 2202 | 01:26:15,860 | 01:26:19,064 | - Hey... - Hey. | - Hey... - Hey. |
| 2203 | 01:26:20,231 | 01:26:21,632 | Is he OK? | Is he OK? |
| 2204 | 01:26:22,968 | 01:26:25,236 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2205 | 01:26:25,270 | 01:26:27,072 | He has a nut allergy. | He has a nut allergy. |
| 2206 | 01:26:27,105 | 01:26:29,240 | Yeah, well, I figured. | Yeah, well, I figured. |
| 2207 | 01:26:32,210 | 01:26:34,745 | Hi. | Hi. |
| 2208 | 01:26:34,778 | 01:26:35,880 | How are you? | How are you? |
| 2209 | 01:26:41,618 | 01:26:42,887 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
| 2210 | 01:26:46,192 | 01:26:47,893 | I should have been with him. | I should have been with him. |
| 2211 | 01:26:47,927 | 01:26:49,061 | Oh, God, no. | Oh, God, no. |
| 2212 | 01:26:49,095 | 01:26:50,196 | Don't do that. | Don't do that. |
| 2213 | 01:26:50,229 | 01:26:51,797 | It was my fault. | It was my fault. |
| 2214 | 01:26:55,301 | 01:26:57,970 | Well, that is true. | Well, that is true. |
| 2215 | 01:26:58,004 | 01:27:00,672 | But listen, maybe I needed this. | But listen, maybe I needed this. |
| 2216 | 01:27:02,908 | 01:27:06,711 | I just didn't wanna deal with anything today. | I just didn't wanna deal with anything today. |
| 2217 | 01:27:08,848 | 01:27:12,151 | I was just trying to prove I was OK. | I was just trying to prove I was OK. |
| 2218 | 01:27:16,155 | 01:27:20,092 | - I'm not OK. - I know. | - I'm not OK. - I know. |
| 2219 | 01:27:25,197 | 01:27:28,200 | I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve. | I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve. |
| 2220 | 01:27:28,234 | 01:27:29,201 | Not, it's... | Not, it's... |
| 2221 | 01:27:29,235 | 01:27:31,204 | You were right. | You were right. |
| 2222 | 01:27:31,238 | 01:27:33,140 | She never loved me. | She never loved me. |
| 2223 | 01:27:36,243 | 01:27:38,211 | Yeah, but at least you were brave enough | Yeah, but at least you were brave enough |
| 2224 | 01:27:38,245 | 01:27:40,981 | to try to have some real intimacy. | to try to have some real intimacy. |
| 2225 | 01:27:41,014 | 01:27:45,651 | I don't think I've ever been able to do that. | I don't think I've ever been able to do that. |
| 2226 | 01:27:45,684 | 01:27:48,121 | Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy. | Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy. |
| 2227 | 01:27:48,155 | 01:27:51,690 | I was basically just his ornament. | I was basically just his ornament. |
| 2228 | 01:27:55,128 | 01:27:57,297 | Maybe I am just a prettiot. | Maybe I am just a prettiot. |
| 2229 | 01:27:58,331 | 01:28:01,667 | You're not that pretty. | You're not that pretty. |
| 2230 | 01:28:01,700 | 01:28:04,037 | You know you're actually prettier on the inside | You know you're actually prettier on the inside |
| 2231 | 01:28:04,071 | 01:28:05,972 | than you are on the outside. | than you are on the outside. |
| 2232 | 01:28:06,006 | 01:28:08,241 | That is fucking infuriating. | That is fucking infuriating. |
| 2233 | 01:28:10,110 | 01:28:12,279 | Babe, you're a great catch. | Babe, you're a great catch. |
| 2234 | 01:28:12,312 | 01:28:14,281 | - OK. - Yeah, you are. | - OK. - Yeah, you are. |
| 2235 | 01:28:14,314 | 01:28:18,085 | And I cannot wait to see you with your person. | And I cannot wait to see you with your person. |
| 2236 | 01:28:18,118 | 01:28:20,720 | Well, I don't know. | Well, I don't know. |
| 2237 | 01:28:20,754 | 01:28:23,391 | The L.A. lesbian world is pretty self-aware. | The L.A. lesbian world is pretty self-aware. |
| 2238 | 01:28:23,424 | 01:28:26,194 | And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay | And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay |
| 2239 | 01:28:26,227 | 01:28:27,995 | until your thirties. | until your thirties. |
| 2240 | 01:28:28,029 | 01:28:30,898 | Well, if only your tube sock collection | Well, if only your tube sock collection |
| 2241 | 01:28:30,932 | 01:28:33,000 | had been any indication. | had been any indication. |
| 2242 | 01:28:34,268 | 01:28:37,038 | Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover | Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover |
| 2243 | 01:28:37,071 | 01:28:39,006 | with an incredible tube sock collection, | with an incredible tube sock collection, |
| 2244 | 01:28:39,040 | 01:28:40,908 | looking for her Idgie Threadgoode. | looking for her Idgie Threadgoode. |
| 2245 | 01:28:40,942 | 01:28:43,177 | Must love to sit around the table with friends, | Must love to sit around the table with friends, |
| 2246 | 01:28:43,211 | 01:28:45,046 | laughing and eating way into the night, | laughing and eating way into the night, |
| 2247 | 01:28:45,079 | 01:28:47,048 | but be willing to sneak away and make mad love | but be willing to sneak away and make mad love |
| 2248 | 01:28:47,081 | 01:28:49,083 | to the cool sounds of Queen B. | to the cool sounds of Queen B. |
| 2249 | 01:28:49,117 | 01:28:50,885 | Nice boobies a plus. | Nice boobies a plus. |
| 2250 | 01:28:52,253 | 01:28:54,122 | - Hey, Molly. - [Molly] Yeah? | - Hey, Molly. - [Molly] Yeah? |
| 2251 | 01:28:54,155 | 01:28:55,156 | He's all set to go. | He's all set to go. |
| 2252 | 01:28:55,189 | 01:28:57,225 | Oh. Thank you. | Oh. Thank you. |
| 2253 | 01:28:57,258 | 01:28:59,060 | Thanks for everything. | Thanks for everything. |
| 2254 | 01:28:59,093 | 01:29:00,694 | My pleasure. | My pleasure. |
| 2255 | 01:29:00,727 | 01:29:03,131 | Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number. | Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number. |
| 2256 | 01:29:03,164 | 01:29:04,198 | No pressure. | No pressure. |
| 2257 | 01:29:06,802 | 01:29:09,204 | I feel like... unprofessional. | I feel like... unprofessional. |
| 2258 | 01:29:09,238 | 01:29:11,006 | Of course that's what you'd say. | Of course that's what you'd say. |
| 2259 | 01:29:11,039 | 01:29:12,107 | [Abby] Not the time. | [Abby] Not the time. |
| 2260 | 01:29:12,141 | 01:29:13,175 | Come on, let's get out of here. | Come on, let's get out of here. |
| 2261 | 01:29:13,208 | 01:29:14,343 | We'll talk about it in the car. | We'll talk about it in the car. |
| 2262 | 01:29:14,376 | 01:29:16,111 | [Abby] I'll get this. | [Abby] I'll get this. |
| 2263 | 01:29:16,145 | 01:29:18,147 | [melodic music] | [melodic music] |
| 2264 | 01:29:18,180 | 01:29:19,381 | I love you. | I love you. |
| 2265 | 01:29:22,117 | 01:29:27,189 | ♪ Are we on the lonely side ♪ | ♪ Are we on the lonely side ♪ |
| 2266 | 01:29:27,222 | 01:29:29,391 | ♪ Say oh oh oh now ♪ | ♪ Say oh oh oh now ♪ |
| 2267 | 01:29:29,424 | 01:29:33,162 | ♪ The past long away ♪ | ♪ The past long away ♪ |
| 2268 | 01:29:33,195 | 01:29:38,233 | ♪ And are we so lost in the dark of our hearts ♪ | ♪ And are we so lost in the dark of our hearts ♪ |
| 2269 | 01:29:43,038 | 01:29:44,373 | Gobble, gobble. | Gobble, gobble. |
| 2270 | 01:29:44,406 | 01:29:45,340 | Uh, man. | Uh, man. |
| 2271 | 01:29:48,410 | 01:29:51,046 | That hat was on Jeff's balls. | That hat was on Jeff's balls. |
| 2272 | 01:29:52,347 | 01:29:54,783 | After all he's been through tonight? | After all he's been through tonight? |
| 2273 | 01:29:54,817 | 01:29:56,186 | They were clean balls. | They were clean balls. |
| 2274 | 01:29:56,219 | 01:29:57,120 | Oh my god. | Oh my god. |
| 2275 | 01:29:57,153 | 01:29:58,955 | How do you know? | How do you know? |
| 2276 | 01:29:58,988 | 01:30:00,056 | I licked them. | I licked them. |
| 2277 | 01:30:00,089 | 01:30:02,292 | [groans] | [groans] |
| 2278 | 01:30:04,227 | 01:30:06,496 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 2279 | 01:30:06,529 | 01:30:08,131 | Thank God. | Thank God. |
| 2280 | 01:30:08,164 | 01:30:09,765 | - Hey. - Poor guy. | - Hey. - Poor guy. |
| 2281 | 01:30:09,799 | 01:30:11,100 | How are you doing? | How are you doing? |
| 2282 | 01:30:11,134 | 01:30:14,237 | Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess. | Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess. |
| 2283 | 01:30:16,272 | 01:30:17,407 | [Lauren] It's OK. | [Lauren] It's OK. |
| 2284 | 01:30:17,440 | 01:30:18,474 | Thanks, honey. | Thanks, honey. |
| 2285 | 01:30:18,508 | 01:30:19,876 | I'm gonna go grab the kids. | I'm gonna go grab the kids. |
| 2286 | 01:30:19,909 | 01:30:22,812 | - OK. - Dan. | - OK. - Dan. |
| 2287 | 01:30:22,845 | 01:30:26,249 | I'm sorry I made out with your wife. | I'm sorry I made out with your wife. |
| 2288 | 01:30:26,282 | 01:30:30,220 | - Look here, it is all good. - OK. | - Look here, it is all good. - OK. |
| 2289 | 01:30:30,253 | 01:30:32,121 | Just next time, you just invite a brother. | Just next time, you just invite a brother. |
| 2290 | 01:30:32,155 | 01:30:34,123 | That's all I ask. You dig? | That's all I ask. You dig? |
| 2291 | 01:30:34,157 | 01:30:36,159 | Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women, | Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women, |
| 2292 | 01:30:36,192 | 01:30:39,028 | but if there is one, it's you. | but if there is one, it's you. |
| 2293 | 01:30:40,863 | 01:30:42,165 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
| 2294 | 01:30:42,198 | 01:30:43,434 | I love you guys. | I love you guys. |
| 2295 | 01:30:43,467 | 01:30:45,436 | We love you. | We love you. |
| 2296 | 01:30:45,469 | 01:30:46,804 | Bye. | Bye. |
| 2297 | 01:30:46,837 | 01:30:48,138 | - Thanks, bye. - Bye, honey. | - Thanks, bye. - Bye, honey. |
| 2298 | 01:30:48,172 | 01:30:49,873 | Bye. | Bye. |
| 2299 | 01:30:54,445 | 01:30:56,113 | Leftovers? | Leftovers? |
| 2300 | 01:30:56,146 | 01:30:57,281 | Hell, yeah. | Hell, yeah. |
| 2301 | 01:31:05,522 | 01:31:09,059 | I thought you might be hungry. | I thought you might be hungry. |
| 2302 | 01:31:09,093 | 01:31:10,294 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2303 | 01:31:15,266 | 01:31:16,400 | This is nice. | This is nice. |
| 2304 | 01:31:28,946 | 01:31:34,185 | You have so many strong and beautiful women around you. | You have so many strong and beautiful women around you. |
| 2305 | 01:31:34,219 | 01:31:36,354 | I really envy you girls and this time | I really envy you girls and this time |
| 2306 | 01:31:36,388 | 01:31:38,423 | that you are living in. | that you are living in. |
| 2307 | 01:31:39,424 | 01:31:42,327 | You're living in it too, Helen. | You're living in it too, Helen. |
| 2308 | 01:31:43,261 | 01:31:44,362 | Call me Mom. | Call me Mom. |
| 2309 | 01:31:47,299 | 01:31:50,101 | Nah, I think Helen's a better fit. | Nah, I think Helen's a better fit. |
| 2310 | 01:31:50,135 | 01:31:52,537 | Yeah, I think you're right. [chuckles] | Yeah, I think you're right. [chuckles] |
| 2311 | 01:31:52,570 | 01:31:53,872 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 2312 | 01:31:57,208 | 01:31:58,310 | Helen. | Helen. |
| 2313 | 01:31:59,077 | 01:32:00,345 | Join me outside? | Join me outside? |
| 2314 | 01:32:01,980 | 01:32:04,149 | Nice chat. Enjoy the food. | Nice chat. Enjoy the food. |
| 2315 | 01:32:07,185 | 01:32:10,288 | At least someone's getting laid tonight. | At least someone's getting laid tonight. |
| 2316 | 01:32:10,322 | 01:32:13,224 | [upbeat music] | [upbeat music] |
| 2317 | 01:32:18,563 | 01:32:20,566 | You may also be getting a hemorrhoid. | You may also be getting a hemorrhoid. |
| 2318 | 01:32:20,599 | 01:32:22,435 | - Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids. | - Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids. |
| 2319 | 01:32:22,468 | 01:32:24,170 | That's the only thing I don't have right now. | That's the only thing I don't have right now. |
| 2320 | 01:32:24,203 | 01:32:25,504 | Come on. | Come on. |
| 2321 | 01:32:25,538 | 01:32:26,539 | Stick a clove of garlic up your ass. | Stick a clove of garlic up your ass. |
| 2322 | 01:32:26,572 | 01:32:27,640 | No, that... | No, that... |
| 2323 | 01:32:27,673 | 01:32:29,275 | - Oh my god. - It works! | - Oh my god. - It works! |
| 2324 | 01:32:29,308 | 01:32:31,310 | You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out? | You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out? |
| 2325 | 01:32:31,344 | 01:32:33,279 | Have you ever had pus come out of your ass? | Have you ever had pus come out of your ass? |
| 2326 | 01:32:33,312 | 01:32:37,316 | Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you | Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you |
| 2327 | 01:32:37,350 | 01:32:39,352 | while your asshole bleeds? | while your asshole bleeds? |
| 2328 | 01:32:39,385 | 01:32:41,053 | What am I saying? | What am I saying? |
| 2329 | 01:32:41,087 | 01:32:44,990 | I forgot what I was supposed to be saying. | I forgot what I was supposed to be saying. |
| 2330 | 01:32:45,024 | 01:32:47,526 | They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out. | They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out. |
| 2331 | 01:32:47,560 | 01:32:49,295 | Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe. | Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe. |
| 2332 | 01:32:49,328 | 01:32:51,163 | [groans] | [groans] |
| 2333 | 01:32:51,197 | 01:32:53,265 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2334 | 01:32:55,234 | 01:32:59,672 | Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. | Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 2335 | 01:32:59,705 | 01:33:01,173 | OK, here. | OK, here. |
| 2336 | 01:33:01,207 | 01:33:03,642 | - The worst husband of all time. - Sorry. | - The worst husband of all time. - Sorry. |
| 2337 | 01:33:03,676 | 01:33:06,078 | Why would you invite him without asking me? | Why would you invite him without asking me? |
| 2338 | 01:33:06,112 | 01:33:08,281 | [Helen] Oh, the two of you were so good together. | [Helen] Oh, the two of you were so good together. |
| 2339 | 01:33:08,315 | 01:33:10,417 | [crying] | [crying] |
| 2340 | 01:33:10,450 | 01:33:12,085 | ♪ Savannah ♪ | ♪ Savannah ♪ |
| 2341 | 01:33:12,119 | 01:33:14,020 | ♪ Savannah ♪ | ♪ Savannah ♪ |
| 2342 | 01:33:14,054 | 01:33:17,557 | ♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪ | ♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪ |
| 2343 | 01:33:17,591 | 01:33:19,159 | He cheated on me. | He cheated on me. |
| 2344 | 01:33:19,192 | 01:33:20,627 | [crying] | [crying] |
| 2345 | 01:33:20,660 | 01:33:22,329 | ♪ Savannah ♪ | ♪ Savannah ♪ |
| 2346 | 01:33:22,362 | 01:33:24,131 | ♪ Savannah ♪ | ♪ Savannah ♪ |
| 2347 | 01:33:24,164 | 01:33:26,166 | ♪ Savannah ♪ | ♪ Savannah ♪ |
| 2348 | 01:33:26,199 | 01:33:32,672 | I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK? | I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK? |
| 2349 | 01:33:32,706 | 01:33:34,374 | Claire. | Claire. |
| 2350 | 01:33:34,408 | 01:33:36,943 | And I'll take your silence as consent. | And I'll take your silence as consent. |
| 2351 | 01:33:36,977 | 01:33:38,111 | That was terrible. | That was terrible. |
| 2352 | 01:33:38,145 | 01:33:40,247 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2353 | 01:33:41,481 | 01:33:42,649 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
| 2354 | 01:33:42,682 | 01:33:43,683 | What's the problem? | What's the problem? |
| 2355 | 01:33:43,717 | 01:33:45,185 | You said you didn't mind. | You said you didn't mind. |
| 2356 | 01:33:45,218 | 01:33:48,288 | Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit. | Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit. |
| 2357 | 01:33:48,321 | 01:33:49,389 | Well you didn't... | Well you didn't... |
| 2358 | 01:33:49,423 | 01:33:52,292 | You made me use my white voice. | You made me use my white voice. |
| 2359 | 01:33:52,325 | 01:33:54,394 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2360 | 01:33:57,665 | 01:33:59,400 | Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids | Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids |
| 2361 | 01:33:59,434 | 01:34:01,502 | because of all my built up aggression and anger | because of all my built up aggression and anger |
| 2362 | 01:34:01,536 | 01:34:03,304 | that I've been pushing, you know? | that I've been pushing, you know? |
| 2363 | 01:34:03,337 | 01:34:05,706 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2364 | 01:34:07,575 | 01:34:09,577 | I had to go in, see my urologist, | I had to go in, see my urologist, |
| 2365 | 01:34:09,610 | 01:34:12,980 | 'cause I had a massive softball sized tumor. | 'cause I had a massive softball sized tumor. |
| 2366 | 01:34:13,014 | 01:34:15,216 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2367 | 01:34:19,787 | 01:34:22,523 | I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids | I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids |
| 2368 | 01:34:22,557 | 01:34:25,026 | 'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again. | 'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again. |
| 2369 | 01:34:25,059 | 01:34:26,694 | You know? | You know? |
| 2370 | 01:34:27,395 | 01:34:29,964 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2371 | 01:34:32,600 | 01:34:34,101 | I feel really blessed to be here | I feel really blessed to be here |
| 2372 | 01:34:34,135 | 01:34:36,771 | and thank you so much, hostess, | and thank you so much, hostess, |
| 2373 | 01:34:36,805 | 01:34:38,072 | and host. | and host. |
| 2374 | 01:34:38,105 | 01:34:39,607 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
| 2375 | 01:34:39,640 | 01:34:42,210 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2376 | 01:34:46,348 | 01:34:49,151 | I inhaled a little soup, people. | I inhaled a little soup, people. |
| 2377 | 01:34:50,152 | 01:34:51,787 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
| 2378 | 01:34:51,821 | 01:34:53,722 | I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen | I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen |
| 2379 | 01:34:53,755 | 01:34:55,491 | when I went to school. | when I went to school. |
| 2380 | 01:34:55,524 | 01:34:57,159 | But, you know, when we... | But, you know, when we... |
| 2381 | 01:34:57,192 | 01:35:00,095 | If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash, | If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash, |
| 2382 | 01:35:00,128 | 01:35:02,764 | we'd just throw peanuts at his face. | we'd just throw peanuts at his face. |
| 2383 | 01:35:02,798 | 01:35:04,299 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
| 2384 | 01:35:04,333 | 01:35:05,802 | - It's all in fun though. Hell. - Jack. | - It's all in fun though. Hell. - Jack. |
| 2385 | 01:35:05,835 | 01:35:07,369 | [male] Oh, shit. | [male] Oh, shit. |
| 2386 | 01:35:07,402 | 01:35:09,638 | [female] Jack, stop laughing. | [female] Jack, stop laughing. |
| 2387 | 01:35:09,671 | 01:35:11,306 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
| 2388 | 01:35:11,340 | 01:35:12,741 | - You like balls. - I can't say anything right. | - You like balls. - I can't say anything right. |
| 2389 | 01:35:12,774 | 01:35:14,710 | - You like looking at balls? - I like balls. | - You like looking at balls? - I like balls. |
| 2390 | 01:35:14,743 | 01:35:15,644 | Looking at them? | Looking at them? |
| 2391 | 01:35:15,677 | 01:35:16,745 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
| 2392 | 01:35:16,778 | 01:35:18,380 | I don't need to look at them. | I don't need to look at them. |
| 2393 | 01:35:18,413 | 01:35:20,082 | I just need to feel them up against me. | I just need to feel them up against me. |
| 2394 | 01:35:20,115 | 01:35:21,550 | That's what I thought. | That's what I thought. |
| 2395 | 01:35:21,583 | 01:35:22,684 | Some balls are nice. | Some balls are nice. |
| 2396 | 01:35:22,718 | 01:35:24,319 | That's what I thought. | That's what I thought. |
| 2397 | 01:35:24,353 | 01:35:26,622 | - Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice. | - Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice. |
| 2398 | 01:35:26,655 | 01:35:29,191 | This one's for Nicol Paone. | This one's for Nicol Paone. |
| 2399 | 01:35:32,629 | 01:35:35,798 | [female] And then, like, swallow it like... | [female] And then, like, swallow it like... |
| 2400 | 01:35:35,833 | 01:35:39,035 | What the fuck kind of movie is this? | What the fuck kind of movie is this? |
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