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1	00:01:12,921	00:01:17,921	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org M_I_SForEver	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org M_I_SForEver
2	00:01:35,007	00:01:37,342	Gobble, gobble.	Gobble, gobble.
3	00:01:37,375	00:01:39,477	This might just be the only bird excited	This might just be the only bird excited
4	00:01:39,511	00:01:40,445	to lose its neck today.	to lose its neck today.
5	00:01:40,478	00:01:41,947	Can we do without the puns?	Can we do without the puns?
6	00:01:41,981	00:01:44,049	Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving	Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving
7	00:01:44,083	00:01:45,684	then it wouldn't be a pun.	then it wouldn't be a pun.
8	00:01:45,718	00:01:47,619	It's just a grammar thing.	It's just a grammar thing.
9	00:01:47,652	00:01:49,922	Good point, Mr. Williams.	Good point, Mr. Williams.
10	00:01:49,955	00:01:51,356	However...	However...
11	00:01:53,391	00:01:57,462	I don't remember saying that you could talk.	I don't remember saying that you could talk.
12	00:01:58,864	00:02:00,000	OK, that hurts.	OK, that hurts.
13	00:02:00,033	00:02:01,067	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
14	00:02:01,101	00:02:02,601	So does divorce.	So does divorce.
15	00:02:02,635	00:02:05,005	But you don't see me crying about it, do you?	But you don't see me crying about it, do you?
16	00:02:05,038	00:02:07,573	'Cause I'm taking names today, son.	'Cause I'm taking names today, son.
17	00:02:08,975	00:02:11,878	Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he?	Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he?
18	00:02:13,479	00:02:15,514	I'm gonna need for you to stop talking.	I'm gonna need for you to stop talking.
19	00:02:15,548	00:02:17,616	Now turn around and show me your...	Now turn around and show me your...
20	00:02:17,650	00:02:19,920	Pecans for the pie.	Pecans for the pie.
21	00:02:19,953	00:02:21,620	I don't know why you're making that this year.	I don't know why you're making that this year.
22	00:02:21,654	00:02:22,956	It wasn't that good.	It wasn't that good.
23	00:02:22,989	00:02:23,990	Barbara, be nice to your sister.	Barbara, be nice to your sister.
24	00:02:24,024	00:02:25,058	She's had a rough year.	She's had a rough year.
25	00:02:25,091	00:02:26,726	Thanks, Mom.	Thanks, Mom.
26	00:02:26,760	00:02:29,495	Oh my God, it is jerk turd central in here.	Oh my God, it is jerk turd central in here.
27	00:02:29,528	00:02:32,132	So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh?	So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh?
28	00:02:32,165	00:02:34,000	Which one of the Avengers is bringing	Which one of the Avengers is bringing
29	00:02:34,034	00:02:36,136	the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey?	the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey?
30	00:02:36,169	00:02:38,104	Sorry, to burst your rude bubble	Sorry, to burst your rude bubble
31	00:02:38,138	00:02:40,639	but it's just me, Molly and the baby today.	but it's just me, Molly and the baby today.
32	00:02:40,673	00:02:42,541	I don't even wanna know what goes on out there.	I don't even wanna know what goes on out there.
33	00:02:42,575	00:02:44,044	Nothing goes on.	Nothing goes on.
34	00:02:44,077	00:02:46,012	We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition,	We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition,
35	00:02:46,046	00:02:49,116	no matter how small the family is this year.	no matter how small the family is this year.
36	00:02:50,818	00:02:52,687	Good for you, honey. You know what they say,	Good for you, honey. You know what they say,
37	00:02:52,720	00:02:54,055	you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are	you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are
38	00:02:54,088	00:02:55,790	before you can move on.	before you can move on.
39	00:02:55,823	00:02:57,992	And they also say you're both better off	And they also say you're both better off
40	00:02:58,025	00:02:59,426	without assholes in your life.	without assholes in your life.
41	00:02:59,459	00:03:00,527	That too.	That too.
42	00:03:00,560	00:03:01,963	God, it just feels so weird	God, it just feels so weird
43	00:03:01,996	00:03:03,898	not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving.	not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving.
44	00:03:03,931	00:03:05,800	Oh, give me a break.	Oh, give me a break.
45	00:03:05,833	00:03:07,702	Both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth.	Both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth.
46	00:03:07,735	00:03:09,469	People don't hit their children anymore.	People don't hit their children anymore.
47	00:03:09,502	00:03:11,172	- I don't know why. - Well, they should.	- I don't know why. - Well, they should.
48	00:03:11,205	00:03:13,040	Why isn't the pool heated?	Why isn't the pool heated?
49	00:03:13,074	00:03:15,675	'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck.	'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck.
50	00:03:15,710	00:03:16,911	Go play on the ice.	Go play on the ice.
51	00:03:16,944	00:03:18,578	Barbara, calm down.	Barbara, calm down.
52	00:03:18,612	00:03:20,681	It just felt nice to have a family for once.	It just felt nice to have a family for once.
53	00:03:20,715	00:03:22,582	- Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass?	- Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass?
54	00:03:22,616	00:03:24,886	No, you know what I mean, my own family.	No, you know what I mean, my own family.
55	00:03:24,919	00:03:27,121	Listen, you know what, if you want a family,	Listen, you know what, if you want a family,
56	00:03:27,154	00:03:29,023	we could all be together,	we could all be together,
57	00:03:29,056	00:03:30,791	you could marry Big Pauly from down the street.	you could marry Big Pauly from down the street.
58	00:03:30,825	00:03:32,459	He always asks about you.	He always asks about you.
59	00:03:32,492	00:03:35,196	Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe.	Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe.
60	00:03:36,765	00:03:38,934	Listen, how's Molly doing?	Listen, how's Molly doing?
61	00:03:38,967	00:03:41,837	Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders and	Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders and
62	00:03:41,870	00:03:43,906	- I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it!	- I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it!
63	00:03:43,939	00:03:45,606	- You fell asleep, Ma. - I saw it too, we loved it.	- You fell asleep, Ma. - I saw it too, we loved it.
64	00:03:45,640	00:03:46,875	No, no, I saw every bit of it.	No, no, I saw every bit of it.
65	00:03:46,909	00:03:48,643	Pluto Raiders.	Pluto Raiders.
66	00:03:48,676	00:03:49,778	How's she doing since the husband left though?	How's she doing since the husband left though?
67	00:03:49,811	00:03:52,480	Oh, my God, she is a real mess.	Oh, my God, she is a real mess.
68	00:03:53,181	00:03:55,449	Molly, that does hurt.	Molly, that does hurt.
69	00:03:55,483	00:03:57,185	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
70	00:03:57,219	00:03:59,855	Have you ever pushed a 10 pound baby out of your vagina?	Have you ever pushed a 10 pound baby out of your vagina?
71	00:03:59,888	00:04:01,990	- No. - No, you don't have a vagina?	- No. - No, you don't have a vagina?
72	00:04:02,024	00:04:03,859	Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole?	Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole?
73	00:04:03,892	00:04:06,094	- Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing	- Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing
74	00:04:06,128	00:04:08,830	a miracle into the world?	a miracle into the world?
75	00:04:10,966	00:04:12,868	- Right. - Yeah.	- Right. - Yeah.
76	00:04:12,901	00:04:16,071	You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid.	You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid.
77	00:04:16,104	00:04:17,672	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
78	00:04:17,706	00:04:18,774	I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just...	I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just...
79	00:04:18,807	00:04:20,142	Oh, oh, oh, darling.	Oh, oh, oh, darling.
80	00:04:20,175	00:04:21,176	Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable.	Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable.
81	00:04:21,209	00:04:23,211	Well, then, babe, let's...	Well, then, babe, let's...
82	00:04:23,245	00:04:25,114	Let's get you out of it.	Let's get you out of it.
83	00:04:25,148	00:04:27,516	Yeah?	Yeah?
84	00:04:29,752	00:04:31,854	We only have about a minute and a half.	We only have about a minute and a half.
85	00:04:31,888	00:04:34,023	Oh, that's plenty.	Oh, that's plenty.
86	00:04:34,057	00:04:35,158	I hope you're joking.	I hope you're joking.
87	00:04:35,191	00:04:37,492	Yeah. Well...	Yeah. Well...
88	00:06:16,161	00:06:19,030	Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.	Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message.
89	00:06:19,064	00:06:22,333	Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay.	Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay.
90	00:06:23,868	00:06:25,837	I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour,	I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour,
91	00:06:25,870	00:06:28,239	so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position	so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position
92	00:06:28,273	00:06:31,242	while I shove a third helping in my mouth.	while I shove a third helping in my mouth.
93	00:06:31,276	00:06:34,779	Mmm. I wonder if I should make two pies,	Mmm. I wonder if I should make two pies,
94	00:06:34,813	00:06:37,082	one for each of us.	one for each of us.
95	00:06:37,115	00:06:41,152	I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me.	I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me.
96	00:06:45,190	00:06:48,360	Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here.	Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here.
97	00:06:48,394	00:06:50,096	Oh, it's OK.	Oh, it's OK.
98	00:06:50,129	00:06:51,931	I brought this with me, it's not one of yours.	I brought this with me, it's not one of yours.
99	00:06:51,964	00:06:53,999	Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference.	Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference.
100	00:06:54,033	00:06:56,235	Don't you have other things you could be doing right now,	Don't you have other things you could be doing right now,
101	00:06:56,268	00:06:58,270	like making sure there are enough turkeys today?	like making sure there are enough turkeys today?
102	00:06:58,304	00:07:02,341	Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like...	Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like...
103	00:07:02,374	00:07:04,944	Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security.	Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security.
104	00:07:04,977	00:07:06,846	What's gonna happen?	What's gonna happen?
105	00:07:06,879	00:07:08,247	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
106	00:07:08,280	00:07:11,750	Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around.	Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around.
107	00:07:11,784	00:07:13,085	Oh, you want my uterus too?	Oh, you want my uterus too?
108	00:07:13,119	00:07:14,652	Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.	Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am.
109	00:07:14,687	00:07:17,156	Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead!	Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead!
110	00:07:17,189	00:07:20,726	And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday.	And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday.
111	00:07:20,759	00:07:22,995	Oh!	Oh!
112	00:07:23,028	00:07:25,231	Oh, it's Christmas already?	Oh, it's Christmas already?
113	00:07:25,264	00:07:27,333	- Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey.	- Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey.
114	00:07:27,366	00:07:29,201	Hey.	Hey.
115	00:07:29,235	00:07:32,004	Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats!	Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats!
116	00:07:32,037	00:07:35,709	Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey.	Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey.
117	00:07:38,044	00:07:39,678	Too soon!	Too soon!
118	00:07:39,713	00:07:43,083	OK, breakfast is served.	OK, breakfast is served.
119	00:07:43,116	00:07:46,186	Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.	Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing.
120	00:07:46,219	00:07:47,220	What is it?	What is it?
121	00:07:47,254	00:07:48,321	Mote Pillo.	Mote Pillo.
122	00:07:48,355	00:07:50,223	I have this in Ecuador.	I have this in Ecuador.
123	00:07:50,257	00:07:53,160	The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go.	The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go.
124	00:07:53,193	00:07:55,228	I love that you're a philanthropist.	I love that you're a philanthropist.
125	00:07:55,262	00:07:58,965	Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done.	Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done.
126	00:07:58,999	00:08:00,033	Mmm.	Mmm.
127	00:08:00,066	00:08:01,101	This is delicious.	This is delicious.
128	00:08:01,134	00:08:02,969	- Really? - Mmm.	- Really? - Mmm.
129	00:08:03,003	00:08:04,905	Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan,	Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan,
130	00:08:04,938	00:08:06,473	so I just so I just used a regular one.	so I just so I just used a regular one.
131	00:08:06,506	00:08:10,143	Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock.	Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock.
132	00:08:10,177	00:08:13,113	- Wow. - Yeah.	- Wow. - Yeah.
133	00:08:13,146	00:08:15,482	You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago	You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago
134	00:08:15,515	00:08:17,417	what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving	what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving
135	00:08:17,450	00:08:19,152	and what it would be like,	and what it would be like,
136	00:08:19,186	00:08:21,755	I would have said it would have been just fine.	I would have said it would have been just fine.
137	00:08:21,788	00:08:23,390	Maybe even a bit depressing.	Maybe even a bit depressing.
138	00:08:23,423	00:08:25,293	Oh my god, yes.	Oh my god, yes.
139	00:08:25,326	00:08:27,828	I know. Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks,	I know. Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks,
140	00:08:27,862	00:08:30,932	but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you,	but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you,
141	00:08:30,965	00:08:32,166	and your son.	and your son.
142	00:08:41,242	00:08:43,945	Hey. How's Ohio?	Hey. How's Ohio?
143	00:08:43,978	00:08:47,148	Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home.	Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home.
144	00:08:47,181	00:08:48,816	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
145	00:08:48,849	00:08:50,318	Yeah, it was coming out of both ends	Yeah, it was coming out of both ends
146	00:08:50,351	00:08:51,986	and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick,	and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick,
147	00:08:52,019	00:08:53,287	so we're here.	so we're here.
148	00:08:53,321	00:08:55,056	How's your day going?	How's your day going?
149	00:08:55,089	00:08:56,991	Getting ready for your big plans with Abby?	Getting ready for your big plans with Abby?
150	00:08:57,024	00:08:59,393	Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie.	Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie.
151	00:08:59,427	00:09:02,296	Fuck off. That sounds incredible.	Fuck off. That sounds incredible.
152	00:09:02,330	00:09:03,998	Can I come over?	Can I come over?
153	00:09:04,031	00:09:06,267	Hey, Mom, look what I can do!	Hey, Mom, look what I can do!
154	00:09:06,300	00:09:07,802	Think that's the best choice you could be	Think that's the best choice you could be
155	00:09:07,835	00:09:09,070	making right now with your life?	making right now with your life?
156	00:09:09,103	00:09:10,972	Oh, my god.	Oh, my god.
157	00:09:11,005	00:09:13,175	Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place.	Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place.
158	00:09:13,208	00:09:15,244	I'm going to die here. Can I come over?	I'm going to die here. Can I come over?
159	00:09:15,277	00:09:17,212	I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today	I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today
160	00:09:17,246	00:09:19,114	and I'd like to help you through them.	and I'd like to help you through them.
161	00:09:19,147	00:09:21,383	You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you.	You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you.
162	00:09:21,416	00:09:23,218	Why don't you come by around two?	Why don't you come by around two?
163	00:09:23,252	00:09:25,087	OK, great. That's amazing.	OK, great. That's amazing.
164	00:09:25,120	00:09:26,822	I can't wait to see you. I love you.	I can't wait to see you. I love you.
165	00:09:26,855	00:09:28,490	- I'll see you soon. - Bye.	- I'll see you soon. - Bye.
166	00:09:33,362	00:09:35,530	- You OK? - Yeah.	- You OK? - Yeah.
167	00:09:35,564	00:09:38,500	I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her.	I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her.
168	00:09:38,533	00:09:39,935	Well, I'm sure it's fine.	Well, I'm sure it's fine.
169	00:09:39,968	00:09:42,170	It's just a couple more people.	It's just a couple more people.
170	00:09:42,204	00:09:45,207	Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned.	Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned.
171	00:09:45,240	00:09:46,341	That's cool.	That's cool.
172	00:09:46,375	00:09:49,077	I have a fun day planned too.	I have a fun day planned too.
173	00:09:49,111	00:09:52,881	I'm gonna go out and just do some things	I'm gonna go out and just do some things
174	00:09:52,914	00:09:55,183	and some stuff and some things.	and some stuff and some things.
175	00:09:55,217	00:09:57,052	- Jeff. - Yes?	- Jeff. - Yes?
176	00:09:57,085	00:09:58,186	Would you like to stay for dinner?	Would you like to stay for dinner?
177	00:09:58,220	00:10:01,557	I would love to. Oh my god.	I would love to. Oh my god.
178	00:10:01,591	00:10:04,060	- I just had a great idea. - What?	- I just had a great idea. - What?
179	00:10:04,093	00:10:05,495	You know what, don't worry about it.	You know what, don't worry about it.
180	00:10:05,528	00:10:07,397	I need to make a phone call.	I need to make a phone call.
181	00:10:07,430	00:10:12,302	I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.	I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one.
182	00:10:32,121	00:10:34,257	- Hey. - Hey.	- Hey. - Hey.
183	00:10:34,290	00:10:36,893	- Oh my god. - Wow.	- Oh my god. - Wow.
184	00:10:36,926	00:10:40,229	I know. I went a little overboard today,	I know. I went a little overboard today,
185	00:10:40,263	00:10:41,964	but you gotta fill the void somehow.	but you gotta fill the void somehow.
186	00:10:41,998	00:10:43,433	Babe...	Babe...
187	00:10:43,466	00:10:45,068	Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice	Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice
188	00:10:45,101	00:10:46,469	and do the turkey in the vertical roaster.	and do the turkey in the vertical roaster.
189	00:10:46,502	00:10:48,138	Heard it's amazing.	Heard it's amazing.
190	00:10:48,172	00:10:50,341	Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that...	Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that...
191	00:10:50,374	00:10:52,609	Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it...	Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it...
192	00:10:52,643	00:10:55,446	Oh, hey!	Oh, hey!
193	00:10:55,479	00:10:57,381	This is Jeff.	This is Jeff.
194	00:10:57,414	00:11:00,551	Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff.	Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff.
195	00:11:00,584	00:11:02,086	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
196	00:11:02,119	00:11:03,287	Sorry.	Sorry.
197	00:11:03,320	00:11:04,888	Oh, no big deal.	Oh, no big deal.
198	00:11:04,922	00:11:06,190	I have one just like it in my top drawer.	I have one just like it in my top drawer.
199	00:11:06,223	00:11:07,491	Except mine's bigger.	Except mine's bigger.
200	00:11:09,259	00:11:11,195	Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel,	Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel,
201	00:11:11,228	00:11:13,197	grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back.	grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back.
202	00:11:13,230	00:11:15,232	Abby, it was lovely to meet you.	Abby, it was lovely to meet you.
203	00:11:15,265	00:11:17,167	I will see you later for dinner?	I will see you later for dinner?
204	00:11:17,201	00:11:19,570	Oh, is that the plan?	Oh, is that the plan?
205	00:11:19,603	00:11:21,605	That is the plan, Stan.	That is the plan, Stan.
206	00:11:21,638	00:11:23,540	Do we need anything?	Do we need anything?
207	00:11:23,574	00:11:25,442	Nope. Just you.	Nope. Just you.
208	00:11:25,476	00:11:28,212	Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter.	Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter.
209	00:11:28,245	00:11:30,347	Just me and butter.	Just me and butter.
210	00:11:30,381	00:11:33,083	Got it. I like the sound of that.	Got it. I like the sound of that.
211	00:11:35,219	00:11:36,421	Abby, wait.	Abby, wait.
212	00:11:38,189	00:11:39,657	I'm sorry. I know we said that we...	I'm sorry. I know we said that we...
213	00:11:39,692	00:11:42,093	What's going on? Who is that?	What's going on? Who is that?
214	00:11:42,127	00:11:44,529	Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders.	Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders.
215	00:11:44,562	00:11:45,663	He's a philanthropist.	He's a philanthropist.
216	00:11:45,698	00:11:47,265	Why is he here?	Why is he here?
217	00:11:47,298	00:11:49,167	Well, he says he's here with his charity,	Well, he says he's here with his charity,
218	00:11:49,200	00:11:51,970	but I think he's actually here for me.	but I think he's actually here for me.
219	00:11:52,003	00:11:53,238	Babe, I told you about him.	Babe, I told you about him.
220	00:11:53,271	00:11:54,639	Yeah, well, you didn't tell me	Yeah, well, you didn't tell me
221	00:11:54,672	00:11:56,474	he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us.	he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us.
222	00:11:56,508	00:11:59,277	Well, it just kind of happened.	Well, it just kind of happened.
223	00:11:59,310	00:12:01,045	And I invited Lauren and Dan too.	And I invited Lauren and Dan too.
224	00:12:01,079	00:12:03,281	- What? - What? Their plans fell through.	- What? - What? Their plans fell through.
225	00:12:03,314	00:12:04,682	Well, I didn't know you were turning this	Well, I didn't know you were turning this
226	00:12:04,717	00:12:07,051	into like a whole thing.	into like a whole thing.
227	00:12:08,486	00:12:11,022	I can't believe you're seeing someone already.	I can't believe you're seeing someone already.
228	00:12:11,055	00:12:12,590	Don't you think it's a little quick to move on?	Don't you think it's a little quick to move on?
229	00:12:12,624	00:12:14,025	No.	No.
230	00:12:14,058	00:12:16,060	I don't believe in grieving.	I don't believe in grieving.
231	00:12:16,094	00:12:19,564	OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever.	OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever.
232	00:12:19,597	00:12:21,966	Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January...	Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January...
233	00:12:22,000	00:12:23,536	January 19th, 11:11 a.m.	January 19th, 11:11 a.m.
234	00:12:23,569	00:12:25,171	I know when we broke up.	I know when we broke up.
235	00:12:25,204	00:12:26,472	It might be time to let that go.	It might be time to let that go.
236	00:12:26,505	00:12:29,208	I prefer to hang on and eat pie.	I prefer to hang on and eat pie.
237	00:12:29,241	00:12:31,410	Which lines up perfectly with the holiday	Which lines up perfectly with the holiday
238	00:12:31,444	00:12:33,245	we agreed to spend together.	we agreed to spend together.
239	00:12:33,279	00:12:35,214	Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day	Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day
240	00:12:35,247	00:12:38,651	stuffing my face with sugar and regret.	stuffing my face with sugar and regret.
241	00:12:38,684	00:12:41,755	That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly!	That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly!
242	00:12:41,788	00:12:43,222	Sugar and regret.	Sugar and regret.
243	00:12:43,255	00:12:44,557	And football.	And football.
244	00:12:44,590	00:12:46,425	Well, I wanna celebrate.	Well, I wanna celebrate.
245	00:12:46,459	00:12:49,328	What is there to celebrate?	What is there to celebrate?
246	00:12:49,361	00:12:54,099	Having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce.	Having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce.
247	00:12:54,133	00:12:56,469	You haven't even filed yet.	You haven't even filed yet.
248	00:12:57,403	00:12:59,472	I've emotionally filed.	I've emotionally filed.
249	00:12:59,505	00:13:02,107	Oh, that's the same.	Oh, that's the same.
250	00:13:02,141	00:13:03,409	Well, it's great you can separate yourself	Well, it's great you can separate yourself
251	00:13:03,442	00:13:05,377	from the past so quickly like that,	from the past so quickly like that,
252	00:13:05,411	00:13:07,046	but I don't know if I can.	but I don't know if I can.
253	00:13:07,079	00:13:09,281	Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past	Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past
254	00:13:09,315	00:13:11,485	so I can enjoy the present.	so I can enjoy the present.
255	00:13:14,254	00:13:17,224	What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit.	What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit.
256	00:13:17,257	00:13:19,092	I am trying to enjoy the present too.	I am trying to enjoy the present too.
257	00:13:19,125	00:13:22,697	Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock.	Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock.
258	00:13:23,731	00:13:25,499	God, by this time last year,	God, by this time last year,
259	00:13:25,532	00:13:27,334	Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath	Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath
260	00:13:27,367	00:13:28,668	and read our poems to each other.	and read our poems to each other.
261	00:13:28,703	00:13:30,370	OK.	OK.
262	00:13:30,403	00:13:32,239	Oh, what? Why're you laughing?	Oh, what? Why're you laughing?
263	00:13:32,272	00:13:33,673	Because the day after, she wouldn't let you	Because the day after, she wouldn't let you
264	00:13:33,708	00:13:35,375	out of the house 'cause you gained a few pounds.	out of the house 'cause you gained a few pounds.
265	00:13:35,408	00:13:37,344	I know. She was complicated.	I know. She was complicated.
266	00:13:37,377	00:13:39,179	That's a nice way of putting it.	That's a nice way of putting it.
267	00:13:39,212	00:13:41,181	Look, you and I are very different people,	Look, you and I are very different people,
268	00:13:41,214	00:13:43,049	and maybe you don't quite understand	and maybe you don't quite understand
269	00:13:43,083	00:13:45,552	how powerful the connection can be between two women.	how powerful the connection can be between two women.
270	00:13:45,585	00:13:47,254	Abby, you're not the first person	Abby, you're not the first person
271	00:13:47,287	00:13:49,322	to have dated a woman after a man.	to have dated a woman after a man.
272	00:13:49,356	00:13:51,124	- Oprah did an episode on that - Delivery.	- Oprah did an episode on that - Delivery.
273	00:13:51,157	00:13:52,392	like 10 years ago.	like 10 years ago.
274	00:13:52,425	00:13:54,194	OK, great. Well, good for Oprah.	OK, great. Well, good for Oprah.
275	00:13:54,227	00:13:55,696	You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her.	You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her.
276	00:13:55,730	00:13:58,398	Yo. You order a photo booth?	Yo. You order a photo booth?
277	00:13:58,431	00:14:00,201	What? No!	What? No!
278	00:14:00,234	00:14:02,270	No. No, I didn't.	No. No, I didn't.
279	00:14:02,303	00:14:04,438	Says for a Jeff.	Says for a Jeff.
280	00:14:04,472	00:14:07,108	He didn't leave a credit card so you'll have to give me one.	He didn't leave a credit card so you'll have to give me one.
281	00:14:07,141	00:14:08,576	Oh my god. OK, you know what?	Oh my god. OK, you know what?
282	00:14:08,609	00:14:10,444	- I'm gonna go. - What?	- I'm gonna go. - What?
283	00:14:10,478	00:14:12,613	Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go,	Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go,
284	00:14:12,647	00:14:14,415	and it's not what we talked about, at all.	and it's not what we talked about, at all.
285	00:14:14,448	00:14:16,317	And that's OK, but it's also OK for me	And that's OK, but it's also OK for me
286	00:14:16,350	00:14:17,652	to not wanna be here.	to not wanna be here.
287	00:14:17,685	00:14:19,420	- Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it.	- Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it.
288	00:14:19,453	00:14:20,756	Whoa.	Whoa.
289	00:14:20,789	00:14:22,189	Molly Erickson?	Molly Erickson?
290	00:14:22,223	00:14:23,324	Yeah.	Yeah.
291	00:14:23,357	00:14:24,392	Shit.	Shit.
292	00:14:24,425	00:14:26,828	Now I know where you live.	Now I know where you live.
293	00:14:26,862	00:14:29,330	Where do you want it?	Where do you want it?
294	00:14:29,363	00:14:32,233	Just put it in a corner away from the house.	Just put it in a corner away from the house.
295	00:14:32,266	00:14:34,635	- I'll be right with you. - You got it.	- I'll be right with you. - You got it.
296	00:14:34,669	00:14:36,571	Why are you acting like I've done something wrong?	Why are you acting like I've done something wrong?
297	00:14:36,604	00:14:39,640	I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right?	I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right?
298	00:14:39,674	00:14:41,642	We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed.	We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed.
299	00:14:41,676	00:14:43,377	Forgive me if I don't want to sit around	Forgive me if I don't want to sit around
300	00:14:43,411	00:14:45,212	and eat my feelings while you, Jeff,	and eat my feelings while you, Jeff,
301	00:14:45,246	00:14:46,882	Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table.	Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table.
302	00:14:46,915	00:14:48,818	How do you wanna pay for this?	How do you wanna pay for this?
303	00:14:48,851	00:14:51,653	Have fun. Take lots of pictures.	Have fun. Take lots of pictures.
304	00:14:53,790	00:14:57,492	Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody.	Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody.
305	00:14:57,526	00:15:00,162	We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew.	We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew.
306	00:15:00,195	00:15:02,297	We got a sword for the knight in shining armor.	We got a sword for the knight in shining armor.
307	00:15:02,331	00:15:04,333	- Gotta a boa for... - I won't be needing that.	- Gotta a boa for... - I won't be needing that.
308	00:15:04,366	00:15:08,705	My knight in shining armor is divorcing me.	My knight in shining armor is divorcing me.
309	00:15:08,738	00:15:11,139	OK.	OK.
310	00:15:11,173	00:15:12,541	Photographer should be here at...	Photographer should be here at...
311	00:15:12,574	00:15:14,443	It's OK, you know. Shit happens.	It's OK, you know. Shit happens.
312	00:15:14,476	00:15:16,545	What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed?	What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed?
313	00:15:16,578	00:15:17,814	He didn't wanna be here.	He didn't wanna be here.
314	00:15:17,847	00:15:19,716	That's it. Go.	That's it. Go.
315	00:15:19,749	00:15:21,884	Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK.	Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK.
316	00:15:21,918	00:15:23,820	He left you after Pluto Raiders?	He left you after Pluto Raiders?
317	00:15:23,853	00:15:25,487	I thought you were great in that.	I thought you were great in that.
318	00:15:25,520	00:15:27,757	Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest,	Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest,
319	00:15:27,790	00:15:29,424	at the end of the day I'm just another	at the end of the day I'm just another
320	00:15:29,458	00:15:31,393	Hollywood prettiot who's running away	Hollywood prettiot who's running away
321	00:15:31,426	00:15:33,930	from explosions and kissing the hot guy.	from explosions and kissing the hot guy.
322	00:15:33,963	00:15:35,766	What? No way.	What? No way.
323	00:15:35,799	00:15:37,701	Your commitment in that fight scene	Your commitment in that fight scene
324	00:15:37,735	00:15:40,670	is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do.	is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do.
325	00:15:40,704	00:15:42,639	Thank you.	Thank you.
326	00:15:42,672	00:15:44,574	You know we did over a hundred takes of that.	You know we did over a hundred takes of that.
327	00:15:44,607	00:15:45,675	- Yeah? - Yeah.	- Yeah? - Yeah.
328	00:15:45,709	00:15:46,576	Hey, were those real roosters?	Hey, were those real roosters?
329	00:15:46,609	00:15:47,610	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
330	00:15:47,644	00:15:48,712	- I knew it. - Yeah.	- I knew it. - Yeah.
331	00:15:48,746	00:15:49,679	You can't fake the real thing.	You can't fake the real thing.
332	00:15:49,713	00:15:51,648	Oh, no, you really can't.	Oh, no, you really can't.
333	00:15:51,681	00:15:53,683	I'm sorry about your husband.	I'm sorry about your husband.
334	00:15:53,717	00:15:56,552	Oh, that's OK. I'm not gonna cry about it.	Oh, that's OK. I'm not gonna cry about it.
335	00:15:56,586	00:15:59,422	I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for.	I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for.
336	00:15:59,455	00:16:01,324	- That's great. - Anyway, it's all good.	- That's great. - Anyway, it's all good.
337	00:16:01,357	00:16:03,359	Sometimes you just gotta take your tits out	Sometimes you just gotta take your tits out
338	00:16:03,393	00:16:05,361	and celebrate how far you've come, right?	and celebrate how far you've come, right?
339	00:16:05,395	00:16:06,964	Please don't take your tits out.	Please don't take your tits out.
340	00:16:06,997	00:16:08,498	I'm married.	I'm married.
341	00:16:08,531	00:16:11,467	Did somebody say take your tits out?	Did somebody say take your tits out?
342	00:16:12,468	00:16:14,972	Hello. I'm Helen.	Hello. I'm Helen.
343	00:16:15,005	00:16:17,240	Mom, what are you doing here?	Mom, what are you doing here?
344	00:16:17,273	00:16:19,943	Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from.	Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from.
345	00:16:19,977	00:16:22,245	And her talent.	And her talent.
346	00:16:22,278	00:16:26,450	OK. Just sign here and you're all set.	OK. Just sign here and you're all set.
347	00:16:26,483	00:16:28,252	Right.	Right.
348	00:16:29,353	00:16:30,287	Thank you.	Thank you.
349	00:16:31,756	00:16:35,359	I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him.	I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him.
350	00:16:35,392	00:16:40,597	- So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course.	- So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course.
351	00:16:40,631	00:16:42,734	Just surprised to see you is all.	Just surprised to see you is all.
352	00:16:42,767	00:16:45,602	Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit.	Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit.
353	00:16:45,636	00:16:47,739	I know he was never crazy about me.	I know he was never crazy about me.
354	00:16:47,772	00:16:49,774	You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that?	You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that?
355	00:16:49,808	00:16:51,442	Well, I had to.	Well, I had to.
356	00:16:51,475	00:16:53,011	You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes.	You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes.
357	00:16:53,044	00:16:54,545	When was I crying to you?	When was I crying to you?
358	00:16:54,578	00:16:55,814	When Michael left.	When Michael left.
359	00:16:55,847	00:16:57,381	That was two months ago.	That was two months ago.
360	00:16:57,414	00:16:59,416	Well, I had to gather my things.	Well, I had to gather my things.
361	00:16:59,450	00:17:01,251	It took you two months to gather your things?	It took you two months to gather your things?
362	00:17:01,285	00:17:02,553	I have a lot of things.	I have a lot of things.
363	00:17:02,586	00:17:04,823	- Oh. - So, will you go get my bags?	- Oh. - So, will you go get my bags?
364	00:17:04,856	00:17:07,391	They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room.	They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room.
365	00:17:07,424	00:17:08,559	I'm so tired.	I'm so tired.
366	00:17:10,694	00:17:12,263	Motherfucker.	Motherfucker.
367	00:17:16,936	00:17:19,705	Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al?	Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al?
368	00:17:19,739	00:17:22,407	They live in Yorba Linda. That isn't too far from you.	They live in Yorba Linda. That isn't too far from you.
369	00:17:22,440	00:17:24,009	Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving	Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving
370	00:17:24,043	00:17:25,543	with Aunt Tess and her moles.	with Aunt Tess and her moles.
371	00:17:25,577	00:17:27,046	I won't be able to eat.	I won't be able to eat.
372	00:17:27,079	00:17:28,680	Oh, just look the other way.	Oh, just look the other way.
373	00:17:28,714	00:17:30,381	You can't look the other way.	You can't look the other way.
374	00:17:30,415	00:17:31,583	They're like right there in your face.	They're like right there in your face.
375	00:17:31,616	00:17:32,852	They look like the stuffing.	They look like the stuffing.
376	00:17:32,885	00:17:34,385	I don't wanna look the other way.	I don't wanna look the other way.
377	00:17:34,419	00:17:36,354	I'm tired of pretending.	I'm tired of pretending.
378	00:17:36,387	00:17:38,724	It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis.	It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis.
379	00:17:38,758	00:17:40,325	That I am.	That I am.
380	00:17:40,358	00:17:41,994	Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees	Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees
381	00:17:42,027	00:17:44,362	and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening	and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening
382	00:17:44,395	00:17:46,464	to Aunt Anna tell the story about	to Aunt Anna tell the story about
383	00:17:46,498	00:17:48,901	how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida.	how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida.
384	00:17:48,934	00:17:52,403	Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi?	Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi?
385	00:17:52,437	00:17:54,506	Hey, kiddo. How you doing?	Hey, kiddo. How you doing?
386	00:17:54,539	00:17:56,374	Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.	Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.
387	00:17:56,407	00:17:58,343	So I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice	So I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice
388	00:17:58,376	00:17:59,411	out there, huh?	out there, huh?
389	00:17:59,445	00:18:01,081	No, they're not, Uncle Sal.	No, they're not, Uncle Sal.
390	00:18:01,114	00:18:03,549	And those lesbian dating apps are the worst.	And those lesbian dating apps are the worst.
391	00:18:03,582	00:18:05,417	You need a nice Italian man.	You need a nice Italian man.
392	00:18:05,451	00:18:07,520	Oh my...	Oh my...
393	00:18:07,553	00:18:09,688	Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs.	Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs.
394	00:18:09,723	00:18:12,491	Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic.	Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic.
395	00:18:12,525	00:18:14,326	The last Italian man I dated	The last Italian man I dated
396	00:18:14,360	00:18:15,996	threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal.	threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal.
397	00:18:16,029	00:18:17,663	That ain't nothin'.	That ain't nothin'.
398	00:18:17,696	00:18:19,532	It's like how we say we need to talk.	It's like how we say we need to talk.
399	00:18:19,565	00:18:21,400	Come here and say hi to Abby, everybody.	Come here and say hi to Abby, everybody.
400	00:18:21,433	00:18:23,369	Wait, does that mean...	Wait, does that mean...
401	00:18:23,402	00:18:26,372	Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending.	Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending.
402	00:18:26,405	00:18:28,574	Aw, Bunny, you lonely?	Aw, Bunny, you lonely?
403	00:18:28,607	00:18:31,377	No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna.	No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna.
404	00:18:31,410	00:18:33,113	You know sometimes that relentless sunshine,	You know sometimes that relentless sunshine,
405	00:18:33,146	00:18:35,816	it can make you feel real lonely.	it can make you feel real lonely.
406	00:18:35,849	00:18:37,984	You want me to tell you your fortune?	You want me to tell you your fortune?
407	00:18:38,018	00:18:40,553	I'll tell ya if you're lonely.	I'll tell ya if you're lonely.
408	00:18:41,822	00:18:45,357	Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely.	Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely.
409	00:18:45,391	00:18:46,492	I'm not...	I'm not...
410	00:18:46,525	00:18:48,095	I mean I'm alone in this room.	I mean I'm alone in this room.
411	00:18:48,129	00:18:49,931	You know they say in Hollywood,	You know they say in Hollywood,
412	00:18:49,964	00:18:51,933	if you want a friend, you should get a dog.	if you want a friend, you should get a dog.
413	00:18:51,966	00:18:53,034	Oh, is that what they say?	Oh, is that what they say?
414	00:18:53,067	00:18:54,902	- Yeah. - They say that?	- Yeah. - They say that?
415	00:18:54,936	00:18:57,437	I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna.	I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna.
416	00:18:57,470	00:18:59,974	- Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not!	- Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not!
417	00:19:00,007	00:19:01,508	I'm trying to tell her she's lonely!	I'm trying to tell her she's lonely!
418	00:19:01,541	00:19:03,677	- We know she's lonely. - Barb!	- We know she's lonely. - Barb!
419	00:19:03,711	00:19:05,112	I'm not gonna have it with you today!	I'm not gonna have it with you today!
420	00:19:05,146	00:19:06,981	Please don't get upset. We haven't even...	Please don't get upset. We haven't even...
421	00:19:07,014	00:19:08,615	Get an abandoned dog, because they will	Get an abandoned dog, because they will
422	00:19:08,648	00:19:10,450	- love you forever. - That's true.	- love you forever. - That's true.
423	00:19:10,483	00:19:11,786	- Unlike this fucking family. - Remember Monkey?	- Unlike this fucking family. - Remember Monkey?
424	00:19:11,819	00:19:13,386	- That little dog we had? - Oh my god.	- That little dog we had? - Oh my god.
425	00:19:13,420	00:19:15,388	Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone.	Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone.
426	00:19:15,422	00:19:16,590	- Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner.	- Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner.
427	00:19:16,623	00:19:17,992	I love you.	I love you.
428	00:19:18,025	00:19:19,693	- You look a little pale. - Oh my god.	- You look a little pale. - Oh my god.
429	00:19:19,727	00:19:21,628	- She does look pale. - But I love you.	- She does look pale. - But I love you.
430	00:19:21,661	00:19:23,563	- She doesn't it's the camera. - And I like your hair.	- She doesn't it's the camera. - And I like your hair.
431	00:19:23,597	00:19:24,999	- We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good.	- We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good.
432	00:19:25,032	00:19:26,399	She looks really good, and by...	She looks really good, and by...
433	00:19:26,433	00:19:27,902	OK, I'll just text you later.	OK, I'll just text you later.
434	00:19:27,935	00:19:29,569	So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK?	So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK?
435	00:19:29,603	00:19:30,604	And I'll text you.	And I'll text you.
436	00:19:30,637	00:19:31,671	You shoulda come home.	You shoulda come home.
437	00:19:31,706	00:19:33,640	You know what?	You know what?
438	00:19:33,673	00:19:34,842	- I'm gonna say this just once. - You shoulda come home.	- I'm gonna say this just once. - You shoulda come home.
439	00:19:34,877	00:19:36,745	Just today, Ma. Ma's right.	Just today, Ma. Ma's right.
440	00:19:36,778	00:19:39,047	You shoulda just come home, Ab.	You shoulda just come home, Ab.
441	00:20:10,678	00:20:12,915	Look, I am sorry I surprised you.	Look, I am sorry I surprised you.
442	00:20:12,948	00:20:15,516	But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked.	But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked.
443	00:20:15,549	00:20:18,686	Oh, well, it'd be nice to have the option.	Oh, well, it'd be nice to have the option.
444	00:20:18,720	00:20:21,489	So I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you.	So I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you.
445	00:20:21,522	00:20:25,061	I never said you were a horrible mother.	I never said you were a horrible mother.
446	00:20:27,964	00:20:28,831	Shit.	Shit.
447	00:20:28,865	00:20:30,465	What is it?	What is it?
448	00:20:30,499	00:20:33,169	Lauren invited someone for Abby.	Lauren invited someone for Abby.
449	00:20:33,202	00:20:35,104	And my agent Rick.	And my agent Rick.
450	00:20:35,138	00:20:37,206	And Claire fucking Bortles.	And Claire fucking Bortles.
451	00:20:37,240	00:20:40,642	Good. You need to have your friends around you.	Good. You need to have your friends around you.
452	00:20:40,676	00:20:42,211	Where's Abby?	Where's Abby?
453	00:20:42,245	00:20:44,747	She was here earlier but we got in a weird argument	She was here earlier but we got in a weird argument
454	00:20:44,781	00:20:45,949	because I invited Jeff.	because I invited Jeff.
455	00:20:45,982	00:20:48,017	Why shouldn't you invite Jeff?	Why shouldn't you invite Jeff?
456	00:20:48,051	00:20:49,451	He's your lover.	He's your lover.
457	00:20:50,920	00:20:52,855	Can you not say it like that?	Can you not say it like that?
458	00:20:52,889	00:20:54,057	That grosses me out.	That grosses me out.
459	00:20:54,090	00:20:55,992	Abby's really not coming?	Abby's really not coming?
460	00:20:56,025	00:20:59,228	No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah.	No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah.
461	00:20:59,262	00:21:00,897	That's that?	That's that?
462	00:21:00,930	00:21:02,131	Yeah, it is.	Yeah, it is.
463	00:21:08,237	00:21:10,841	- Where are you going? - To get her.	- Where are you going? - To get her.
464	00:21:10,874	00:21:12,710	She shouldn't be alone today.	She shouldn't be alone today.
465	00:21:12,743	00:21:14,544	Leave the baby with me.	Leave the baby with me.
466	00:21:14,577	00:21:16,113	I've done this before, you know.	I've done this before, you know.
467	00:21:16,146	00:21:20,184	I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me.	I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me.
468	00:21:25,923	00:21:27,891	Hi.	Hi.
469	00:21:27,925	00:21:30,560	Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls	Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls
470	00:21:30,593	00:21:33,030	while I'm eating my turkey.	while I'm eating my turkey.
471	00:21:33,063	00:21:36,166	- I can make that promise. - Great.	- I can make that promise. - Great.
472	00:21:37,700	00:21:40,237	The day's looking better already.	The day's looking better already.
473	00:21:40,270	00:21:41,772	Hi, Eden.	Hi, Eden.
474	00:21:41,805	00:21:43,807	Molly, bring back some vodka.	Molly, bring back some vodka.
475	00:21:43,841	00:21:45,843	Is that Helen?	Is that Helen?
476	00:21:45,876	00:21:47,878	- Ooh. - Surprise visit.	- Ooh. - Surprise visit.
477	00:21:47,911	00:21:48,979	Oh, fun.	Oh, fun.
478	00:21:58,355	00:22:00,025	I'm excited to meet your friends.	I'm excited to meet your friends.
479	00:22:00,058	00:22:01,993	- Knock, knock, knock! - Hey!	- Knock, knock, knock! - Hey!
480	00:22:02,027	00:22:03,194	- Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.	- Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey.
481	00:22:03,228	00:22:04,963	- How are you? - Wow!	- How are you? - Wow!
482	00:22:04,996	00:22:06,697	Good, hi.	Good, hi.
483	00:22:06,731	00:22:08,233	You look incredible.	You look incredible.
484	00:22:08,266	00:22:09,868	I feel like I have to come close.	I feel like I have to come close.
485	00:22:09,901	00:22:11,770	- It's so incredible. - Thank you.	- It's so incredible. - Thank you.
486	00:22:11,803	00:22:14,739	After all of that damage and awful shit	After all of that damage and awful shit
487	00:22:14,773	00:22:17,042	that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd.	that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd.
488	00:22:17,075	00:22:18,343	- What a walking turd. - It's all OK.	- What a walking turd. - It's all OK.
489	00:22:18,376	00:22:19,811	It's all good.	It's all good.
490	00:22:19,844	00:22:20,779	- I'm good. - You look incredible.	- I'm good. - You look incredible.
491	00:22:20,812	00:22:22,247	Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff.	Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff.
492	00:22:22,280	00:22:23,815	- I'm the new boyfriend. - Great, I'm Rick.	- I'm the new boyfriend. - Great, I'm Rick.
493	00:22:23,848	00:22:24,983	- Hi, nice to meet you. - Ooh, ow, Jeff.	- Hi, nice to meet you. - Ooh, ow, Jeff.
494	00:22:25,016	00:22:26,351	- Brianne. - Oh, lovely.	- Brianne. - Oh, lovely.
495	00:22:26,384	00:22:27,852	Is that short for like Richard?	Is that short for like Richard?
496	00:22:27,886	00:22:29,287	It's just Rick.	It's just Rick.
497	00:22:29,320	00:22:30,687	- It's just Rick. - It's just Rick.	- It's just Rick. - It's just Rick.
498	00:22:30,722	00:22:32,223	Yeah.	Yeah.
499	00:22:32,257	00:22:33,091	No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof.	No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof.
500	00:22:33,124	00:22:34,993	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
501	00:22:35,026	00:22:36,227	I don't know how they do it across the pond over there.	I don't know how they do it across the pond over there.
502	00:22:36,261	00:22:37,228	- Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah.	- Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah.
503	00:22:37,262	00:22:38,830	How hot is my wife?	How hot is my wife?
504	00:22:38,863	00:22:40,799	I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what?	I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what?
505	00:22:40,832	00:22:43,968	- Jeff? - You look wonderful.	- Jeff? - You look wonderful.
506	00:22:47,273	00:22:49,809	Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy.	Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy.
507	00:22:49,842	00:22:52,044	Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi.	Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi.
508	00:22:52,078	00:22:53,946	I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it.	I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it.
509	00:22:53,979	00:22:54,880	I love gravy.	I love gravy.
510	00:22:54,914	00:22:55,981	Not all of it.	Not all of it.
511	00:22:56,015	00:22:57,883	Happy Thanksgiving!	Happy Thanksgiving!
512	00:22:57,917	00:22:59,351	Gus. Wow.	Gus. Wow.
513	00:22:59,385	00:23:00,386	- Hi. - Hi.	- Hi. - Hi.
514	00:23:00,419	00:23:01,987	I wasn't expecting you.	I wasn't expecting you.
515	00:23:02,021	00:23:04,290	- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK.	- Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK.
516	00:23:04,323	00:23:06,092	I'm glad she did because you know what?	I'm glad she did because you know what?
517	00:23:06,125	00:23:07,393	This time of the year's always really hard for me,	This time of the year's always really hard for me,
518	00:23:07,426	00:23:09,261	'cause I hate my family.	'cause I hate my family.
519	00:23:09,295	00:23:12,798	My father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife.	My father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife.
520	00:23:12,832	00:23:15,101	My other brother, he's still missing.	My other brother, he's still missing.
521	00:23:15,134	00:23:16,735	He's still missing?	He's still missing?
522	00:23:16,769	00:23:18,703	- Hi! - Hi.	- Hi! - Hi.
523	00:23:18,737	00:23:20,840	- I'm Helen. - Are we kissing?	- I'm Helen. - Are we kissing?
524	00:23:20,873	00:23:22,408	Who's this?	Who's this?
525	00:23:22,441	00:23:25,044	- My mother. - Oh, your mother.	- My mother. - Oh, your mother.
526	00:23:25,077	00:23:26,378	Oh, it's a baby.	Oh, it's a baby.
527	00:23:26,412	00:23:27,947	I'm gonna walk away from the baby.	I'm gonna walk away from the baby.
528	00:23:27,980	00:23:29,315	You know what, Abby is in the kitchen,	You know what, Abby is in the kitchen,
529	00:23:29,348	00:23:31,050	so why don't you put the food in the kitchen.	so why don't you put the food in the kitchen.
530	00:23:31,083	00:23:32,918	And Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag?	And Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag?
531	00:23:32,952	00:23:34,855	Oh, why don't you relax?	Oh, why don't you relax?
532	00:23:34,888	00:23:36,923	I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper	I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper
533	00:23:36,957	00:23:38,992	and you turned out OK-ish.	and you turned out OK-ish.
534	00:23:39,025	00:23:40,393	OK, can I have him, please?	OK, can I have him, please?
535	00:23:40,427	00:23:42,929	No, no, he's fine. I have him under control.	No, no, he's fine. I have him under control.
536	00:23:42,963	00:23:45,398	I would just like to hold my child, that's all.	I would just like to hold my child, that's all.
537	00:23:45,432	00:23:47,968	Oh. All right, fine.	Oh. All right, fine.
538	00:23:49,102	00:23:50,669	Hi.	Hi.
539	00:23:50,703	00:23:53,173	But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty.	But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty.
540	00:23:53,206	00:23:55,208	I want you to have the whole day off.	I want you to have the whole day off.
541	00:23:55,242	00:23:56,409	OK.	OK.
542	00:23:56,443	00:23:57,978	You want a little bit?	You want a little bit?
543	00:23:58,011	00:23:59,713	No, we're not gonna have a little bit.	No, we're not gonna have a little bit.
544	00:23:59,746	00:24:00,881	- Mom. - Oh, later.	- Mom. - Oh, later.
545	00:24:00,914	00:24:03,283	Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18.	Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18.
546	00:24:04,751	00:24:05,852	- OK. - Wow, OK.	- OK. - Wow, OK.
547	00:24:05,886	00:24:06,853	Yeah, are you good?	Yeah, are you good?
548	00:24:06,887	00:24:08,321	- Ready? - Yeah.	- Ready? - Yeah.
549	00:24:08,355	00:24:10,891	All right. Let's do this.	All right. Let's do this.
550	00:24:11,925	00:24:15,829	Guys. Hey, guys. Guys!	Guys. Hey, guys. Guys!
551	00:24:15,862	00:24:18,198	If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought	If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought
552	00:24:18,231	00:24:19,966	and the cook time, there's no guarantee	and the cook time, there's no guarantee
553	00:24:20,000	00:24:21,101	it'll make the table.	it'll make the table.
554	00:24:21,134	00:24:22,770	All right? Just help me out.	All right? Just help me out.
555	00:24:22,803	00:24:23,905	Yeah, help her out, people.	Yeah, help her out, people.
556	00:24:23,938	00:24:25,339	This is serious.	This is serious.
557	00:24:25,373	00:24:27,975	It is serious, even though Molly isn't.	It is serious, even though Molly isn't.
558	00:24:28,009	00:24:30,912	Vegan green bean casserole.	Vegan green bean casserole.
559	00:24:30,945	00:24:31,879	Oh, great.	Oh, great.
560	00:24:31,913	00:24:32,947	30 minutes before?	30 minutes before?
561	00:24:32,980	00:24:34,282	Yeah, give or take.	Yeah, give or take.
562	00:24:34,315	00:24:35,449	I love you yelling at your friends.	I love you yelling at your friends.
563	00:24:35,483	00:24:36,984	What's your sign?	What's your sign?
564	00:24:37,018	00:24:38,920	- Pisces. - Oh, nice.	- Pisces. - Oh, nice.
565	00:24:38,953	00:24:39,987	What sign are you?	What sign are you?
566	00:24:40,021	00:24:41,956	I'm a triple Capricorn.	I'm a triple Capricorn.
567	00:24:41,989	00:24:44,859	Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner	Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner
568	00:24:44,892	00:24:47,828	with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain.	with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain.
569	00:24:47,862	00:24:51,232	Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks	Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks
570	00:24:51,265	00:24:53,000	is obviously a plus.	is obviously a plus.
571	00:24:53,034	00:24:55,870	A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath.	A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath.
572	00:24:55,903	00:24:59,073	And intense, intense, intense cuddling.	And intense, intense, intense cuddling.
573	00:25:02,109	00:25:03,945	I just, I'm just not...	I just, I'm just not...
574	00:25:03,978	00:25:05,479	I'm just not ready to get back out there.	I'm just not ready to get back out there.
575	00:25:05,513	00:25:06,914	You know what I mean?	You know what I mean?
576	00:25:06,948	00:25:08,883	I'm just very closed off.	I'm just very closed off.
577	00:25:08,916	00:25:10,318	Very damaged inside.	Very damaged inside.
578	00:25:10,351	00:25:12,020	Oh, I totally understand that.	Oh, I totally understand that.
579	00:25:12,054	00:25:14,056	Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me	Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me
580	00:25:14,089	00:25:15,924	is consent. Absolutely.	is consent. Absolutely.
581	00:25:15,958	00:25:17,526	Yeah. Where's the bathroom?	Yeah. Where's the bathroom?
582	00:25:17,559	00:25:18,527	It's through there.	It's through there.
583	00:25:18,560	00:25:20,128	Great. I gotta adjust.	Great. I gotta adjust.
584	00:25:20,162	00:25:21,997	- Thanks. - Cool. OK.	- Thanks. - Cool. OK.
585	00:25:22,030	00:25:22,931	You're very pretty.	You're very pretty.
586	00:25:22,965	00:25:24,166	You're looking good.	You're looking good.
587	00:25:29,204	00:25:31,039	We've been married for a month and a half.	We've been married for a month and a half.
588	00:25:31,073	00:25:32,874	Oh, amazing.	Oh, amazing.
589	00:25:32,908	00:25:33,942	We met four months ago and married a month and a half.	We met four months ago and married a month and a half.
590	00:25:33,976	00:25:35,210	Oh, that's incredible.	Oh, that's incredible.
591	00:25:35,244	00:25:36,211	I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid.	I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid.
592	00:25:36,245	00:25:37,279	Yeah, that's fast.	Yeah, that's fast.
593	00:25:37,312	00:25:38,447	Yeah you see tits like that	Yeah you see tits like that
594	00:25:38,480	00:25:39,815	and you're like gotta have 'em,	and you're like gotta have 'em,
595	00:25:39,848	00:25:40,549	gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em.	gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em.
596	00:25:40,582	00:25:42,384	Yeah.	Yeah.
597	00:25:42,417	00:25:44,086	And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine,	And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine,
598	00:25:44,119	00:25:45,020	you put it on the gums.	you put it on the gums.
599	00:25:45,053	00:25:46,088	Did you hear that?	Did you hear that?
600	00:25:46,121	00:25:47,356	His brother's missing.	His brother's missing.
601	00:25:47,389	00:25:49,358	Seven years. He hasn't seen him.	Seven years. He hasn't seen him.
602	00:25:49,391	00:25:51,026	Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though.	Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though.
603	00:25:51,059	00:25:52,261	When he went missing, did he have his cell?	When he went missing, did he have his cell?
604	00:25:52,294	00:25:53,495	No, he...	No, he...
605	00:25:53,528	00:25:55,897	Apparently he was naked at first.	Apparently he was naked at first.
606	00:25:55,931	00:25:57,799	- Right. - Yeah.	- Right. - Yeah.
607	00:25:57,833	00:26:00,937	What was the context when he went missing if he was naked?	What was the context when he went missing if he was naked?
608	00:26:00,970	00:26:02,939	Well, he was at Costco.	Well, he was at Costco.
609	00:26:02,972	00:26:05,375	They asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub,	They asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub,
610	00:26:05,408	00:26:07,143	but he just stripped down.	but he just stripped down.
611	00:26:07,176	00:26:08,478	He was off his meds.	He was off his meds.
612	00:26:08,511	00:26:10,213	I should have prefaced it with that.	I should have prefaced it with that.
613	00:26:10,246	00:26:11,981	- He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah.	- He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah.
614	00:26:12,015	00:26:13,449	And they were still figuring out which ones work.	And they were still figuring out which ones work.
615	00:26:13,483	00:26:16,319	From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy.	From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy.
616	00:26:16,352	00:26:18,254	- Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt.	- Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt.
617	00:26:18,288	00:26:20,123	- OK. - In Seattle.	- OK. - In Seattle.
618	00:26:20,156	00:26:21,457	I love Seattle.	I love Seattle.
619	00:26:21,491	00:26:24,193	Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five,	Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five,
620	00:26:24,227	00:26:26,829	which is a ways away, it's only 2:15,	which is a ways away, it's only 2:15,
621	00:26:26,863	00:26:29,966	so just feel free to like leave this area,	so just feel free to like leave this area,
622	00:26:29,999	00:26:33,069	mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever.	mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever.
623	00:26:33,102	00:26:35,038	In other words, get the fuck out.	In other words, get the fuck out.
624	00:26:35,071	00:26:36,973	Pretty much. In a nice...	Pretty much. In a nice...
625	00:26:37,006	00:26:38,875	These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes	These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes
626	00:26:38,908	00:26:40,543	and then they need to be basted every other minute.	and then they need to be basted every other minute.
627	00:26:40,576	00:26:43,279	- Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself.	- Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself.
628	00:26:43,313	00:26:45,081	- Hey, you! - Yeah?	- Hey, you! - Yeah?
629	00:26:45,114	00:26:47,217	Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me?	Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me?
630	00:26:47,251	00:26:49,053	How do you know she's a lesbian?	How do you know she's a lesbian?
631	00:26:49,086	00:26:50,287	Oh, man, I don't know.	Oh, man, I don't know.
632	00:26:50,321	00:26:52,523	- She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did.	- She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did.
633	00:26:52,556	00:26:54,992	Maybe Lauren did. Who cares?	Maybe Lauren did. Who cares?
634	00:26:55,025	00:26:57,394	She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying.	She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying.
635	00:26:57,428	00:26:59,630	OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken.	OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken.
636	00:26:59,663	00:27:02,866	So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together	So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together
637	00:27:02,900	00:27:05,135	because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more.	because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more.
638	00:27:05,169	00:27:06,303	Oh, great.	Oh, great.
639	00:27:06,337	00:27:08,505	- OK, also... - What?	- OK, also... - What?
640	00:27:08,539	00:27:10,641	I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK?	I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK?
641	00:27:10,674	00:27:13,610	Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving,	Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving,
642	00:27:13,644	00:27:15,612	like eating turkey through a tube or something?	like eating turkey through a tube or something?
643	00:27:15,646	00:27:18,048	Just look at your phone and pretend to be	Just look at your phone and pretend to be
644	00:27:18,082	00:27:19,316	deep in thought or something.	deep in thought or something.
645	00:27:19,350	00:27:21,185	I'm not gonna pretend today. OK?	I'm not gonna pretend today. OK?
646	00:27:25,189	00:27:26,323	Come on!	Come on!
647	00:27:26,357	00:27:27,291	So smooth.	So smooth.
648	00:27:28,926	00:27:29,960	Oh, who is this?	Oh, who is this?
649	00:27:29,993	00:27:31,228	I'm Helen.	I'm Helen.
650	00:27:31,261	00:27:33,130	The perfect family's here. Great.	The perfect family's here. Great.
651	00:27:33,163	00:27:34,632	Oh, trust me, they're not perfect.	Oh, trust me, they're not perfect.
652	00:27:34,666	00:27:36,501	Well, they always get through their problems,	Well, they always get through their problems,
653	00:27:36,534	00:27:38,970	and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other.	and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other.
654	00:27:39,003	00:27:40,372	They're infuriating.	They're infuriating.
655	00:27:40,405	00:27:42,307	- Hi. - Hey!	- Hi. - Hey!
656	00:27:46,111	00:27:47,946	- Hi. - Hi, cutie.	- Hi. - Hi, cutie.
657	00:27:47,979	00:27:49,514	I was just saying how annoying you guys are	I was just saying how annoying you guys are
658	00:27:49,547	00:27:51,216	'cause you always get through your problems.	'cause you always get through your problems.
659	00:27:51,249	00:27:52,984	Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other	Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other
660	00:27:53,017	00:27:55,920	and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey.	and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey.
661	00:27:55,954	00:27:58,990	- Or two. - She is raring to go today.	- Or two. - She is raring to go today.
662	00:27:59,023	00:28:00,492	I'm on kid duty.	I'm on kid duty.
663	00:28:00,525	00:28:02,360	Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun.	Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun.
664	00:28:02,394	00:28:04,195	Today is all mine.	Today is all mine.
665	00:28:06,030	00:28:07,232	Hey, how are you?	Hey, how are you?
666	00:28:07,265	00:28:09,334	This is my kids.	This is my kids.
667	00:28:09,367	00:28:12,036	So, how's the Brit?	So, how's the Brit?
668	00:28:12,070	00:28:15,440	- Really big... heart. - Oh.	- Really big... heart. - Oh.
669	00:28:15,473	00:28:17,208	Massive...	Massive...
670	00:28:17,242	00:28:18,209	OK.	OK.
671	00:28:18,243	00:28:19,310	Heart, you what I mean?	Heart, you what I mean?
672	00:28:19,344	00:28:20,612	That's not where your heart is.	That's not where your heart is.
673	00:28:20,645	00:28:22,415	Photo! Everybody together.	Photo! Everybody together.
674	00:28:22,448	00:28:24,116	OK. Oh!	OK. Oh!
675	00:28:24,150	00:28:25,217	Good idea.	Good idea.
676	00:28:25,251	00:28:27,453	- Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden.	- Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden.
677	00:28:29,021	00:28:30,656	Stay right here.	Stay right here.
678	00:28:31,457	00:28:32,491	All right!	All right!
679	00:28:33,325	00:28:35,261	- Smile! - Cheese.	- Smile! - Cheese.
680	00:28:35,294	00:28:36,662	Good, one more.	Good, one more.
681	00:28:36,695	00:28:39,098	Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth.	Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth.
682	00:28:39,131	00:28:40,599	- Later, maybe. - Oh.	- Later, maybe. - Oh.
683	00:28:40,633	00:28:43,102	What good is this photo without you in it, Helen?	What good is this photo without you in it, Helen?
684	00:28:43,135	00:28:44,570	Come on. Am I right?	Come on. Am I right?
685	00:28:44,603	00:28:47,406	- You made it! - Hey.	- You made it! - Hey.
686	00:28:47,440	00:28:49,308	- Hi. - You guys want a drink?	- Hi. - You guys want a drink?
687	00:28:49,341	00:28:51,177	- Isn't that... - Yeah.	- Isn't that... - Yeah.
688	00:28:51,210	00:28:52,244	Yes, it is.	Yes, it is.
689	00:28:52,278	00:28:53,979	He looks even better in person.	He looks even better in person.
690	00:28:54,013	00:28:56,549	It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff.	It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff.
691	00:28:56,582	00:28:59,552	I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did.	I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did.
692	00:28:59,585	00:29:02,588	I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me,	I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me,
693	00:29:02,621	00:29:05,057	so I had to invite him.	so I had to invite him.
694	00:29:05,090	00:29:06,091	Wow.	Wow.
695	00:29:06,125	00:29:07,526	- Hi. - Hi.	- Hi. - Hi.
696	00:29:07,560	00:29:08,594	I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch	I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch
697	00:29:08,627	00:29:10,129	her with her ex-boyfriend.	her with her ex-boyfriend.
698	00:29:10,162	00:29:11,465	Who's this little guy? That your son?	Who's this little guy? That your son?
699	00:29:11,498	00:29:13,333	- Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful.	- Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful.
700	00:29:13,366	00:29:15,502	- Thank you. - Congrats.	- Thank you. - Congrats.
701	00:29:15,535	00:29:19,206	Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin.	Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin.
702	00:29:19,239	00:29:20,674	Michael?	Michael?
703	00:29:20,707	00:29:22,442	Oh, really?	Oh, really?
704	00:29:22,476	00:29:24,511	No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche.	No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche.
705	00:29:24,544	00:29:27,180	Well, you would know.	Well, you would know.
706	00:29:27,214	00:29:28,381	Hey, there.	Hey, there.
707	00:29:28,415	00:29:30,183	- I know you. - Hey.	- I know you. - Hey.
708	00:29:30,217	00:29:32,385	I used to watch your show all the time.	I used to watch your show all the time.
709	00:29:32,419	00:29:34,287	Thanks so much.	Thanks so much.
710	00:29:34,321	00:29:36,256	Watching you out there in the world living your best life.	Watching you out there in the world living your best life.
711	00:29:36,289	00:29:39,092	- Yeah. - Big old muscles.	- Yeah. - Big old muscles.
712	00:29:39,125	00:29:41,161	- Taking names. - OK.	- Taking names. - OK.
713	00:29:41,194	00:29:43,396	I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance.	I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance.
714	00:29:43,430	00:29:44,531	No problem.	No problem.
715	00:29:48,268	00:29:49,269	Everything OK?	Everything OK?
716	00:29:49,302	00:29:50,203	Yeah, fine.	Yeah, fine.
717	00:29:50,237	00:29:51,705	We'll be right back.	We'll be right back.
718	00:29:51,739	00:29:54,140	We're gonna need a bigger boat.	We're gonna need a bigger boat.
719	00:29:54,174	00:29:56,443	Why would you invite him without asking me?	Why would you invite him without asking me?
720	00:29:56,476	00:29:59,447	Oh, you two were so good together.	Oh, you two were so good together.
721	00:29:59,480	00:30:01,649	He was almost as bad as Michael.	He was almost as bad as Michael.
722	00:30:01,682	00:30:03,819	Well, he made a mistake.	Well, he made a mistake.
723	00:30:03,852	00:30:05,453	He cheated on me!	He cheated on me!
724	00:30:05,486	00:30:07,723	You were two young Hollywood actors.	You were two young Hollywood actors.
725	00:30:07,756	00:30:09,557	Who wouldn't cheat in that situation?	Who wouldn't cheat in that situation?
726	00:30:09,590	00:30:11,225	I wouldn't. I didn't.	I wouldn't. I didn't.
727	00:30:11,259	00:30:13,294	Well, you were always weird that way.	Well, you were always weird that way.
728	00:30:13,327	00:30:16,197	Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband.	Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband.
729	00:30:16,230	00:30:19,534	Variety is the spice of life.	Variety is the spice of life.
730	00:30:19,567	00:30:21,202	And I like spicy.	And I like spicy.
731	00:30:21,235	00:30:23,137	Don't you think it would have been courteous	Don't you think it would have been courteous
732	00:30:23,170	00:30:24,572	to let me know that he was coming?	to let me know that he was coming?
733	00:30:24,605	00:30:27,608	I tried to, but Jeff was always around and,	I tried to, but Jeff was always around and,
734	00:30:27,642	00:30:29,610	oh, and then I had to freshen up.	oh, and then I had to freshen up.
735	00:30:29,644	00:30:31,345	I had to pick out my shoes.	I had to pick out my shoes.
736	00:30:31,379	00:30:32,814	And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah.	And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah.
737	00:30:32,848	00:30:34,750	- And here we are. - OK, well you know what?	- And here we are. - OK, well you know what?
738	00:30:34,783	00:30:36,083	We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah,	We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah,
739	00:30:36,117	00:30:37,518	and here we are over the years.	and here we are over the years.
740	00:30:37,552	00:30:39,387	Can we just keep them to a minimum today?	Can we just keep them to a minimum today?
741	00:30:39,420	00:30:40,856	Then we are in agreement.	Then we are in agreement.
742	00:30:40,889	00:30:44,826	I was only thinking about my grandson's future.	I was only thinking about my grandson's future.
743	00:30:44,860	00:30:46,395	Well, so am I.	Well, so am I.
744	00:30:46,428	00:30:49,631	And I am very proud of you for that.	And I am very proud of you for that.
745	00:30:49,665	00:30:53,101	Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words.	Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words.
746	00:30:53,135	00:30:55,203	Especially not in a row like that.	Especially not in a row like that.
747	00:30:55,237	00:30:56,773	Oh, I am serious.	Oh, I am serious.
748	00:30:56,806	00:31:00,142	You got right back on that horse.	You got right back on that horse.
749	00:31:00,175	00:31:02,879	And that shows that you had strength.	And that shows that you had strength.
750	00:31:02,912	00:31:05,748	Remember after Ed, who would have thought	Remember after Ed, who would have thought
751	00:31:05,782	00:31:08,317	that I would meet Silverio the very next week?	that I would meet Silverio the very next week?
752	00:31:08,350	00:31:09,685	You went on a singles cruise.	You went on a singles cruise.
753	00:31:09,719	00:31:11,253	Well, even so.	Well, even so.
754	00:31:11,286	00:31:13,488	OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK?	OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK?
755	00:31:13,522	00:31:15,725	And he satisfies you and everything?	And he satisfies you and everything?
756	00:31:15,758	00:31:18,193	- Yes. - And you are lubricated?	- Yes. - And you are lubricated?
757	00:31:18,226	00:31:21,229	Oh, god. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you.	Oh, god. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you.
758	00:31:21,263	00:31:24,199	Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there	Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there
759	00:31:24,232	00:31:25,267	after they've had a child.	after they've had a child.
760	00:31:25,300	00:31:26,702	Not me, of course.	Not me, of course.
761	00:31:26,736	00:31:28,337	But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil.	But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil.
762	00:31:28,370	00:31:30,505	Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil.	Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil.
763	00:31:30,539	00:31:31,473	Great.	Great.
764	00:31:31,506	00:31:33,876	Darling, you're so tense.	Darling, you're so tense.
765	00:31:33,910	00:31:35,545	You need a drink.	You need a drink.
766	00:31:35,578	00:31:36,814	Come on.	Come on.
767	00:31:36,847	00:31:38,247	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
768	00:31:44,687	00:31:46,356	Shark attack.	Shark attack.
769	00:31:50,259	00:31:51,527	- Cheers! - Cheers!	- Cheers! - Cheers!
770	00:31:56,900	00:31:58,301	Oh, hey, guys.	Oh, hey, guys.
771	00:31:58,334	00:31:59,402	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
772	00:31:59,435	00:32:01,537	Yeah, when did you take these?	Yeah, when did you take these?
773	00:32:01,571	00:32:03,774	When you were doing shots, Mommy.	When you were doing shots, Mommy.
774	00:32:03,807	00:32:05,475	- Oh, OK. - I'm hungry.	- Oh, OK. - I'm hungry.
775	00:32:05,508	00:32:06,576	- Oh, sweetheart. - Me too.	- Oh, sweetheart. - Me too.
776	00:32:06,609	00:32:07,945	Yeah.	Yeah.
777	00:32:07,978	00:32:10,613	Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon.	Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon.
778	00:32:10,647	00:32:12,448	I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen.	I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen.
779	00:32:12,482	00:32:13,784	You wanna play for a little bit longer,	You wanna play for a little bit longer,
780	00:32:13,817	00:32:15,284	and then we'll go together?	and then we'll go together?
781	00:32:15,318	00:32:16,653	- Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye.	- Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye.
782	00:32:16,686	00:32:18,554	Sweet. You two want to have kids?	Sweet. You two want to have kids?
783	00:32:18,588	00:32:21,491	No... Maybe.	No... Maybe.
784	00:32:21,524	00:32:22,961	We don't know. We're not sure.	We don't know. We're not sure.
785	00:32:22,994	00:32:23,895	I want a whole horde of them.	I want a whole horde of them.
786	00:32:23,928	00:32:24,896	I really do.	I really do.
787	00:32:24,929	00:32:26,230	- Yeah. - Yeah?	- Yeah. - Yeah?
788	00:32:26,263	00:32:27,564	She's found religion again,	She's found religion again,
789	00:32:27,598	00:32:29,199	so she's been doing this whole praise thing.	so she's been doing this whole praise thing.
790	00:32:29,233	00:32:30,902	I'm not religious. It's for the holiday.	I'm not religious. It's for the holiday.
791	00:32:32,403	00:32:33,470	Sweat much?	Sweat much?
792	00:32:34,773	00:32:36,273	Oh, sit home.	Oh, sit home.
793	00:32:37,842	00:32:39,243	Cinnamon.	Cinnamon.
794	00:32:39,276	00:32:41,245	- Very specific type. - I know.	- Very specific type. - I know.
795	00:32:41,278	00:32:42,914	I know. She's, look, I mean,	I know. She's, look, I mean,
796	00:32:42,947	00:32:44,248	- she's got a good heart. - Hey.	- she's got a good heart. - Hey.
797	00:32:44,281	00:32:45,950	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
798	00:32:45,984	00:32:47,919	Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff?	Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff?
799	00:32:47,952	00:32:49,586	Boyfriend. No.	Boyfriend. No.
800	00:32:49,620	00:32:50,889	Hi, how you doing?	Hi, how you doing?
801	00:32:50,922	00:32:52,222	I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude.	I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude.
802	00:32:52,256	00:32:53,725	Yeah, you too.	Yeah, you too.
803	00:32:54,893	00:32:56,928	How do you guys know each other?	How do you guys know each other?
804	00:32:56,961	00:33:00,364	- I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend.	- I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend.
805	00:33:00,397	00:33:02,934	- Oh. - Cool. Cool, cool.	- Oh. - Cool. Cool, cool.
806	00:33:02,967	00:33:04,936	Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I don't need to tell you	Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I don't need to tell you
807	00:33:04,969	00:33:07,638	just how thankful I am for this one today.	just how thankful I am for this one today.
808	00:33:07,671	00:33:09,339	- This one? - Nah.	- This one? - Nah.
809	00:33:09,373	00:33:10,743	Oh, please.	Oh, please.
810	00:33:10,776	00:33:11,643	- Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross.	- Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross.
811	00:33:11,676	00:33:12,778	Really?	Really?
812	00:33:12,812	00:33:14,947	- I don't know about that. - Yeah.	- I don't know about that. - Yeah.
813	00:33:14,980	00:33:16,414	I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that.	I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that.
814	00:33:16,448	00:33:17,549	I had allergies that are insane.	I had allergies that are insane.
815	00:33:17,582	00:33:18,951	- You know that. - Maybe still do.	- You know that. - Maybe still do.
816	00:33:18,984	00:33:20,518	You were the one that was crying a lot.	You were the one that was crying a lot.
817	00:33:20,552	00:33:21,921	- Really, allergies? - Yeah, allergies.	- Really, allergies? - Yeah, allergies.
818	00:33:21,954	00:33:23,889	- Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude.	- Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude.
819	00:33:23,923	00:33:26,591	Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up?	Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up?
820	00:33:26,624	00:33:28,794	- That'd be great. - OK.	- That'd be great. - OK.
821	00:33:28,828	00:33:30,796	Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that.	Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that.
822	00:33:30,830	00:33:32,597	Oh, and plus I bought some fish.	Oh, and plus I bought some fish.
823	00:33:32,630	00:33:34,265	I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers.	I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers.
824	00:33:34,299	00:33:36,468	- Capers? - You gonna make that for me?	- Capers? - You gonna make that for me?
825	00:33:36,501	00:33:37,937	All for you.	All for you.
826	00:33:37,970	00:33:39,805	- I love ceviche. - Aw.	- I love ceviche. - Aw.
827	00:33:39,839	00:33:43,776	I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile.	I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile.
828	00:33:43,809	00:33:45,443	Ooh, stalker.	Ooh, stalker.
829	00:33:45,477	00:33:48,713	And I am going to stalk every inch of you.	And I am going to stalk every inch of you.
830	00:33:48,748	00:33:50,015	That's weird.	That's weird.
831	00:33:50,049	00:33:51,050	OK.	OK.
832	00:33:51,083	00:33:52,717	Good to meet you, dude.	Good to meet you, dude.
833	00:33:52,752	00:33:53,986	You too, Jeff.	You too, Jeff.
834	00:33:55,988	00:33:57,355	What?	What?
835	00:33:57,388	00:33:58,992	You don't get to say anything.	You don't get to say anything.
836	00:33:59,025	00:34:00,894	He is adorable.	He is adorable.
837	00:34:00,927	00:34:03,329	Does he make you a scone in the morning?	Does he make you a scone in the morning?
838	00:34:03,362	00:34:05,799	He is a lovely human being.	He is a lovely human being.
839	00:34:05,832	00:34:07,033	I bet he is.	I bet he is.
840	00:34:11,470	00:34:13,907	So you kept in touch with Helen, huh?	So you kept in touch with Helen, huh?
841	00:34:13,940	00:34:16,375	Yeah, Helen's the best.	Yeah, Helen's the best.
842	00:34:16,408	00:34:20,947	And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you.	And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you.
843	00:34:20,981	00:34:25,317	Yeah, well, it's good to see you too.	Yeah, well, it's good to see you too.
844	00:34:25,351	00:34:27,087	I have to admit, it's a bit weird.	I have to admit, it's a bit weird.
845	00:34:27,120	00:34:28,654	You know what, it's a lot weird.	You know what, it's a lot weird.
846	00:34:28,687	00:34:30,322	- Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that.	- Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that.
847	00:34:30,356	00:34:31,624	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
848	00:34:31,657	00:34:33,659	Hey, you ever hear that old quote?	Hey, you ever hear that old quote?
849	00:34:33,692	00:34:37,097	To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid.	To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid.
850	00:34:37,130	00:34:38,531	Nope, never heard it.	Nope, never heard it.
851	00:34:38,564	00:34:40,000	Yeah, it's a good one.	Yeah, it's a good one.
852	00:34:40,033	00:34:43,003	And how's that working out for you, old man?	And how's that working out for you, old man?
853	00:34:43,036	00:34:44,971	I'll let you know in the morning.	I'll let you know in the morning.
854	00:34:45,005	00:34:46,040	Oh.	Oh.
855	00:34:46,073	00:34:47,775	Oh... OK.	Oh... OK.
856	00:34:47,809	00:34:49,442	- Like that. - That's bold.	- Like that. - That's bold.
857	00:34:49,476	00:34:51,344	- Is it? - Yeah.	- Is it? - Yeah.
858	00:34:51,378	00:34:53,547	- You might wanna just cool that off a little. - OK.	- You might wanna just cool that off a little. - OK.
859	00:34:53,580	00:34:54,949	- Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure.	- Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure.
860	00:34:54,982	00:34:56,483	- Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me?	- Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me?
861	00:34:56,516	00:34:58,920	- A little skinny dip? - Nope.	- A little skinny dip? - Nope.
862	00:35:12,767	00:35:14,936	30, flirty and what?	30, flirty and what?
863	00:35:14,969	00:35:16,536	Dirty.	Dirty.
864	00:35:16,570	00:35:17,504	You.	You.
865	00:35:17,537	00:35:19,040	Into Palo-Santo wood,	Into Palo-Santo wood,
866	00:35:19,073	00:35:21,408	watching sex trafficking documentaries,	watching sex trafficking documentaries,
867	00:35:21,441	00:35:23,744	and piss play. Me.	and piss play. Me.
868	00:35:23,778	00:35:25,679	A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup,	A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup,
869	00:35:25,712	00:35:27,949	into playful punching, femmes that scratch,	into playful punching, femmes that scratch,
870	00:35:27,982	00:35:30,550	and sharing dessert.	and sharing dessert.
871	00:35:30,584	00:35:32,920	You know, you seem really great, but,	You know, you seem really great, but,
872	00:35:32,954	00:35:35,958	dirt really makes me anxious, you know?	dirt really makes me anxious, you know?
873	00:35:35,991	00:35:37,125	We'll talk about it later.	We'll talk about it later.
874	00:35:37,159	00:35:38,894	- All right. - See you outside.	- All right. - See you outside.
875	00:35:38,927	00:35:40,128	Not if I see you first outside.	Not if I see you first outside.
876	00:35:40,162	00:35:41,129	- Oh. - Oh, hello.	- Oh. - Oh, hello.
877	00:35:41,163	00:35:44,032	Sorry.	Sorry.
878	00:35:46,001	00:35:47,836	- Oh. - Oh.	- Oh. - Oh.
879	00:35:47,870	00:35:49,704	I got the stuff, thanks.	I got the stuff, thanks.
880	00:35:49,738	00:35:52,007	Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche.	Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche.
881	00:35:52,040	00:35:55,010	I understand, but I have zero time for debate on this.	I understand, but I have zero time for debate on this.
882	00:35:55,043	00:35:56,611	Not looking to debate.	Not looking to debate.
883	00:35:56,644	00:35:58,013	I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt.	I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt.
884	00:35:58,046	00:35:59,447	But you can just take off your shirt.	But you can just take off your shirt.
885	00:35:59,480	00:36:00,414	OK?	OK?
886	00:36:06,054	00:36:07,789	- Hey. - Hey.	- Hey. - Hey.
887	00:36:09,157	00:36:11,626	I'm just checking in on the little guy.	I'm just checking in on the little guy.
888	00:36:11,659	00:36:13,962	Aw, that's so sweet.	Aw, that's so sweet.
889	00:36:13,996	00:36:16,031	- Yeah. - So tiny.	- Yeah. - So tiny.
890	00:36:17,065	00:36:18,166	Yeah.	Yeah.
891	00:36:18,200	00:36:21,469	- And so cute. - Mm.	- And so cute. - Mm.
892	00:36:21,502	00:36:24,908	She has to keep him alive the whole time?	She has to keep him alive the whole time?
893	00:36:24,941	00:36:26,976	Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal.	Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal.
894	00:36:27,010	00:36:28,945	But how does that even work?	But how does that even work?
895	00:36:28,978	00:36:31,814	Like, what if one of these little fucking pom-poms	Like, what if one of these little fucking pom-poms
896	00:36:31,848	00:36:33,216	falls into his mouth while he's sleeping,	falls into his mouth while he's sleeping,
897	00:36:33,249	00:36:34,784	you know what I mean?	you know what I mean?
898	00:36:34,817	00:36:36,052	Or like the window's open and it blows	Or like the window's open and it blows
899	00:36:36,085	00:36:37,921	like a wasp in or something?	like a wasp in or something?
900	00:36:37,954	00:36:39,856	Did you see My Girl?	Did you see My Girl?
901	00:36:39,889	00:36:41,456	Or like what if...	Or like what if...
902	00:36:41,490	00:36:42,859	Didn't I read a thing where you have to	Didn't I read a thing where you have to
903	00:36:42,892	00:36:44,593	put them on their backs to go to sleep?	put them on their backs to go to sleep?
904	00:36:44,626	00:36:45,995	Like what if he throws up and-	Like what if he throws up and-
905	00:36:46,029	00:36:49,564	OK. He's gonna be all right.	OK. He's gonna be all right.
906	00:36:49,598	00:36:51,801	I am not so sure about you, but...	I am not so sure about you, but...
907	00:36:51,834	00:36:53,468	Oh, yeah. I don't know.	Oh, yeah. I don't know.
908	00:36:53,502	00:36:55,570	Molly knows what he needs.	Molly knows what he needs.
909	00:36:55,604	00:36:57,106	She knows what she needs too.	She knows what she needs too.
910	00:36:57,140	00:36:59,042	Yeah, well, I think some quiet time	Yeah, well, I think some quiet time
911	00:36:59,075	00:37:00,843	and reflection is what she needs.	and reflection is what she needs.
912	00:37:00,877	00:37:03,578	I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs.	I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs.
913	00:37:03,612	00:37:04,981	I think you might be talking about yourself.	I think you might be talking about yourself.
914	00:37:05,014	00:37:07,649	I think you might be right.	I think you might be right.
915	00:37:08,650	00:37:11,188	Thank god you guys are in here.	Thank god you guys are in here.
916	00:37:12,122	00:37:13,857	Hey, why is Jeff topless?	Hey, why is Jeff topless?
917	00:37:13,891	00:37:15,726	Oh, f... Oh my god.	Oh, f... Oh my god.
918	00:37:15,759	00:37:17,627	I was being facetious.	I was being facetious.
919	00:37:17,660	00:37:18,695	Wait, Jeff's topless?	Wait, Jeff's topless?
920	00:37:18,729	00:37:19,897	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
921	00:37:19,930	00:37:21,165	I miss everything.	I miss everything.
922	00:37:21,198	00:37:23,133	Well, you're not missing much.	Well, you're not missing much.
923	00:37:23,167	00:37:26,569	- I mean... - That's like the statue of David in there.	- I mean... - That's like the statue of David in there.
924	00:37:26,602	00:37:27,905	OK.	OK.
925	00:37:32,575	00:37:35,611	Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff?	Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff?
926	00:37:35,645	00:37:38,282	And we haven't even had our appetizers yet.	And we haven't even had our appetizers yet.
927	00:37:38,315	00:37:41,919	Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt.	Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt.
928	00:37:41,952	00:37:42,953	Right.	Right.
929	00:37:42,987	00:37:45,222	And I'm wearing underwear.	And I'm wearing underwear.
930	00:37:47,291	00:37:52,096	So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours.	So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours.
931	00:37:52,129	00:37:53,696	It sounds fascinating.	It sounds fascinating.
932	00:37:53,731	00:37:56,699	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
933	00:37:56,734	00:37:58,535	Well, can I be honest?	Well, can I be honest?
934	00:37:58,569	00:37:59,971	Oh, please.	Oh, please.
935	00:38:00,005	00:38:03,241	Do what I find really fascinating, Helen?	Do what I find really fascinating, Helen?
936	00:38:03,274	00:38:04,909	No, what?	No, what?
937	00:38:04,943	00:38:08,213	How truly amazing I think your daughter is.	How truly amazing I think your daughter is.
938	00:38:08,246	00:38:09,881	Oh, yeah. Yeah.	Oh, yeah. Yeah.
939	00:38:09,914	00:38:10,982	She's great.	She's great.
940	00:38:11,016	00:38:13,151	And look, I want you to know,	And look, I want you to know,
941	00:38:13,184	00:38:16,087	I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy	I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy
942	00:38:16,121	00:38:17,756	in every way I can.	in every way I can.
943	00:38:17,789	00:38:21,226	Like physically and emotionally, spiritually,	Like physically and emotionally, spiritually,
944	00:38:21,259	00:38:24,729	environmentally, audibly, nutritionally.	environmentally, audibly, nutritionally.
945	00:38:25,696	00:38:27,298	Financially?	Financially?
946	00:38:27,332	00:38:28,599	Yes.	Yes.
947	00:38:28,632	00:38:30,735	Although, you should also know,	Although, you should also know,
948	00:38:30,769	00:38:33,604	I don't really work in the financial world.	I don't really work in the financial world.
949	00:38:33,637	00:38:35,740	Oh, well, no one ever said you had to	Oh, well, no one ever said you had to
950	00:38:35,774	00:38:37,042	work in the financial world.	work in the financial world.
951	00:38:37,075	00:38:38,977	Good. Yeah.	Good. Yeah.
952	00:38:39,010	00:38:40,912	'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money.	'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money.
953	00:38:40,945	00:38:43,281	- Oh, not at all? - No.	- Oh, not at all? - No.
954	00:38:44,749	00:38:46,886	And, what do you live on?	And, what do you live on?
955	00:38:46,919	00:38:49,654	Good question. Simple answer.	Good question. Simple answer.
956	00:38:49,687	00:38:53,159	Philanthropy takes care of my life.	Philanthropy takes care of my life.
957	00:38:53,192	00:38:58,330	Oh! And how does philanthropy do that?	Oh! And how does philanthropy do that?
958	00:38:58,364	00:39:02,201	Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities,	Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities,
959	00:39:02,234	00:39:05,771	the charity then floats me money.	the charity then floats me money.
960	00:39:05,805	00:39:08,007	- Floats? - Mm-hmm.	- Floats? - Mm-hmm.
961	00:39:08,040	00:39:09,175	Floats.	Floats.
962	00:39:13,279	00:39:14,780	You know what, if guys love anal so much,	You know what, if guys love anal so much,
963	00:39:14,814	00:39:16,215	they should be willing to get anal.	they should be willing to get anal.
964	00:39:16,248	00:39:18,350	- OK. - That's never gonna happen.	- OK. - That's never gonna happen.
965	00:39:18,384	00:39:20,186	No, you know actually, Dan does like	No, you know actually, Dan does like
966	00:39:20,219	00:39:21,686	a little something in his butt every once in a while.	a little something in his butt every once in a while.
967	00:39:21,719	00:39:22,788	- Really? - What?	- Really? - What?
968	00:39:22,822	00:39:24,256	You know, a little thumb action	You know, a little thumb action
969	00:39:24,290	00:39:25,723	while he's watching Sports Center.	while he's watching Sports Center.
970	00:39:27,093	00:39:29,095	You know, I really used to love it,	You know, I really used to love it,
971	00:39:29,128	00:39:33,065	- but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it. - No.	- but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it. - No.
972	00:39:33,099	00:39:37,703	I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty.	I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty.
973	00:39:37,737	00:39:41,007	- Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick	- Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick
974	00:39:41,041	00:39:42,809	who looked good on paper.	who looked good on paper.
975	00:39:42,843	00:39:44,811	Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore.	Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore.
976	00:39:44,845	00:39:46,712	So, thank god for that.	So, thank god for that.
977	00:39:46,746	00:39:48,281	- Mm-hmm. - Guys.	- Mm-hmm. - Guys.
978	00:39:48,315	00:39:50,317	I mean, I don't want to be this friend...	I mean, I don't want to be this friend...
979	00:39:50,350	00:39:54,720	- What? - But, we have a lot to be thankful for today.	- What? - But, we have a lot to be thankful for today.
980	00:39:54,754	00:39:56,123	Do we?	Do we?
981	00:39:56,156	00:39:59,025	I mean, kids, and families, husbands.	I mean, kids, and families, husbands.
982	00:39:59,059	00:40:00,327	I have none of those things.	I have none of those things.
983	00:40:00,360	00:40:01,928	And friends.	And friends.
984	00:40:01,962	00:40:03,763	I don't know about husband, but friends.	I don't know about husband, but friends.
985	00:40:03,797	00:40:04,764	Good friends.	Good friends.
986	00:40:04,798	00:40:06,733	- Fine. - And...	- Fine. - And...
987	00:40:09,136	00:40:10,770	These.	These.
988	00:40:10,804	00:40:12,372	- What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries?	- What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries?
989	00:40:12,405	00:40:14,707	They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries.	They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries.
990	00:40:14,741	00:40:15,842	They're shrooms.	They're shrooms.
991	00:40:15,876	00:40:17,844	- Oh my god. - Oh, shit.	- Oh my god. - Oh, shit.
992	00:40:18,778	00:40:20,147	They're micro-doses.	They're micro-doses.
993	00:40:20,180	00:40:21,414	I got them from Claire.	I got them from Claire.
994	00:40:21,448	00:40:22,783	She's a shaman now.	She's a shaman now.
995	00:40:22,817	00:40:24,785	- Claire Bortles? - Yeah.	- Claire Bortles? - Yeah.
996	00:40:24,819	00:40:26,988	- Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified.	- Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified.
997	00:40:27,021	00:40:30,057	From where? That doesn't make sense. From where?	From where? That doesn't make sense. From where?
998	00:40:30,091	00:40:31,859	Just please tell me it was an online class.	Just please tell me it was an online class.
999	00:40:31,893	00:40:33,961	Anyway... Who's in?	Anyway... Who's in?
1000	00:40:33,995	00:40:36,164	- Mmm? - You?	- Mmm? - You?
1001	00:40:37,865	00:40:40,700	Maybe when the little one goes down for the night.	Maybe when the little one goes down for the night.
1002	00:40:40,735	00:40:41,769	All right.	All right.
1003	00:40:42,403	00:40:44,005	No, there it is.	No, there it is.
1004	00:40:44,038	00:40:45,072	Come on, Abs.	Come on, Abs.
1005	00:40:45,106	00:40:46,874	Oh, god. I...	Oh, god. I...
1006	00:40:46,908	00:40:48,743	No. You know what?	No. You know what?
1007	00:40:48,776	00:40:49,810	I'm gonna stay in this dimension today	I'm gonna stay in this dimension today
1008	00:40:49,844	00:40:51,245	or I'll burn the cornbread.	or I'll burn the cornbread.
1009	00:40:51,279	00:40:52,747	- Oh come on. - It mustn't be burned.	- Oh come on. - It mustn't be burned.
1010	00:40:52,780	00:40:53,814	Who cares about the cornbread?	Who cares about the cornbread?
1011	00:40:53,848	00:40:55,249	I care about the cornbread.	I care about the cornbread.
1012	00:40:55,283	00:40:56,918	OK. OK.	OK. OK.
1013	00:40:56,951	00:40:59,921	I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun.	I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun.
1014	00:41:00,988	00:41:02,823	See you later.	See you later.
1015	00:41:02,857	00:41:04,158	See ya later.	See ya later.
1016	00:41:04,192	00:41:06,394	See y'all the other side, heifers.	See y'all the other side, heifers.
1017	00:41:06,427	00:41:07,962	Just hand me your bra when you're ready.	Just hand me your bra when you're ready.
1018	00:41:07,995	00:41:09,831	This bra's coming off in seconds.	This bra's coming off in seconds.
1019	00:41:09,865	00:41:11,500	Oh, I know it is.	Oh, I know it is.
1020	00:41:11,533	00:41:12,734	They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you.	They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you.
1021	00:41:12,768	00:41:14,002	Why do we even wear them?	Why do we even wear them?
1022	00:41:14,036	00:41:15,337	- I mean... - I hate them so much.	- I mean... - I hate them so much.
1023	00:41:15,370	00:41:17,172	I don't, I just let mine run free.	I don't, I just let mine run free.
1024	00:41:17,206	00:41:18,907	Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave.	Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave.
1025	00:41:18,941	00:41:20,776	Mine are like...	Mine are like...
1026	00:41:40,329	00:41:41,797	Do you like basketball?	Do you like basketball?
1027	00:41:41,830	00:41:42,998	No, I don't like balls of any kind.	No, I don't like balls of any kind.
1028	00:41:43,031	00:41:44,066	Hear that.	Hear that.
1029	00:41:47,402	00:41:48,804	Oh, you are...	Oh, you are...
1030	00:41:48,837	00:41:49,938	You are gone.	You are gone.
1031	00:41:49,972	00:41:51,506	Here we go, coming in hot.	Here we go, coming in hot.
1032	00:41:51,540	00:41:52,774	There you go.	There you go.
1033	00:41:52,808	00:41:54,109	- Thank you. - You're welcome.	- Thank you. - You're welcome.
1034	00:41:54,142	00:41:55,777	- Sorry. - Hey, Molly.	- Sorry. - Hey, Molly.
1035	00:41:55,811	00:41:57,547	Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff?	Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff?
1036	00:41:57,580	00:41:59,449	Well, with the money he makes,	Well, with the money he makes,
1037	00:41:59,482	00:42:02,218	he's obviously going to be a stay at home dad.	he's obviously going to be a stay at home dad.
1038	00:42:02,252	00:42:04,153	He might as well get used to it.	He might as well get used to it.
1039	00:42:04,187	00:42:06,155	How do how much money he makes?	How do how much money he makes?
1040	00:42:06,189	00:42:07,490	I think it's obvious.	I think it's obvious.
1041	00:42:07,523	00:42:09,926	- Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah.	- Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah.
1042	00:42:11,894	00:42:14,397	I think you're pretty obvious.	I think you're pretty obvious.
1043	00:42:14,430	00:42:15,565	How so?	How so?
1044	00:42:15,598	00:42:17,166	Why'd you come here today?	Why'd you come here today?
1045	00:42:17,200	00:42:18,835	- What? - "What?"	- What? - "What?"
1046	00:42:18,868	00:42:20,236	Did you hear I was going through a divorce	Did you hear I was going through a divorce
1047	00:42:20,270	00:42:21,904	and you thought you'd swoop in?	and you thought you'd swoop in?
1048	00:42:21,938	00:42:23,573	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1049	00:42:23,606	00:42:25,241	Something like that. Yeah, totally.	Something like that. Yeah, totally.
1050	00:42:25,275	00:42:26,476	You're a little bit too late.	You're a little bit too late.
1051	00:42:26,509	00:42:28,378	Yeah, you're telling me. Wow.	Yeah, you're telling me. Wow.
1052	00:42:28,411	00:42:29,912	Move fast.	Move fast.
1053	00:42:29,946	00:42:33,082	Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time.	Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time.
1054	00:42:33,116	00:42:35,251	Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time.	Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time.
1055	00:42:35,285	00:42:37,287	Is there though?	Is there though?
1056	00:42:37,320	00:42:40,890	That is rich coming from you. Get outta here.	That is rich coming from you. Get outta here.
1057	00:42:40,923	00:42:42,292	We all need to grow up sometime.	We all need to grow up sometime.
1058	00:42:42,325	00:42:43,459	Oh, OK.	Oh, OK.
1059	00:42:43,493	00:42:44,894	And you've grown up?	And you've grown up?
1060	00:42:44,927	00:42:46,430	Yeah, I have. You can't tell?	Yeah, I have. You can't tell?
1061	00:42:46,463	00:42:47,431	- The beard. - Not really.	- The beard. - Not really.
1062	00:42:47,464	00:42:48,966	Oh, you're a grown up.	Oh, you're a grown up.
1063	00:42:48,999	00:42:50,234	Grown-ups get married and they...	Grown-ups get married and they...
1064	00:42:50,267	00:42:51,902	Yeah, they do. Some of them do.	Yeah, they do. Some of them do.
1065	00:42:51,935	00:42:53,537	- And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK?	- And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK?
1066	00:42:53,570	00:42:56,907	I'm gonna go take some pictures.	I'm gonna go take some pictures.
1067	00:42:58,542	00:43:00,577	So that's me in a nutshell.	So that's me in a nutshell.
1068	00:43:00,611	00:43:02,546	You're either into it or you're not.	You're either into it or you're not.
1069	00:43:02,579	00:43:06,050	We might be too similar.	We might be too similar.
1070	00:43:06,083	00:43:08,919	You, me in an underground bunker.	You, me in an underground bunker.
1071	00:43:08,952	00:43:11,955	32 year old aspiring witch looking for someone	32 year old aspiring witch looking for someone
1072	00:43:11,989	00:43:15,292	to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience,	to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience,
1073	00:43:15,326	00:43:18,495	plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse.	plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse.
1074	00:43:18,529	00:43:20,097	Also... brunch.	Also... brunch.
1075	00:43:20,130	00:43:22,399	Will always be the first to say namaste,	Will always be the first to say namaste,
1076	00:43:22,433	00:43:24,268	unless you're a greedy corporate pig,	unless you're a greedy corporate pig,
1077	00:43:24,301	00:43:27,971	then I'd drop kick you and be on my way.	then I'd drop kick you and be on my way.
1078	00:43:28,005	00:43:30,107	Have you tried the green bean casserole?	Have you tried the green bean casserole?
1079	00:43:30,140	00:43:34,045	Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it.	Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it.
1080	00:43:34,079	00:43:35,246	These organic?	These organic?
1081	00:43:36,981	00:43:38,083	Maybe.	Maybe.
1082	00:43:38,116	00:43:39,918	I love a woman that can cook.	I love a woman that can cook.
1083	00:43:39,951	00:43:43,588	I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got...	I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got...
1084	00:43:43,621	00:43:45,223	Never mind.	Never mind.
1085	00:43:45,256	00:43:46,124	See, you...	See, you...
1086	00:43:46,157	00:43:47,292	I'm terrible at...	I'm terrible at...
1087	00:43:47,325	00:43:48,526	I can't do it.	I can't do it.
1088	00:43:50,161	00:43:52,330	What time is it?	What time is it?
1089	00:43:52,364	00:43:54,366	Fuck, these are taking too long.	Fuck, these are taking too long.
1090	00:43:54,399	00:43:56,000	Huh?	Huh?
1091	00:43:56,034	00:43:57,469	This is gonna push everything back.	This is gonna push everything back.
1092	00:43:57,502	00:43:59,270	These are taking too long.	These are taking too long.
1093	00:43:59,304	00:44:00,905	- We need to make space. - There's a phone going here.	- We need to make space. - There's a phone going here.
1094	00:44:00,939	00:44:02,407	- Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.	- Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1095	00:44:02,440	00:44:04,075	- Who is it? - Barb.	- Who is it? - Barb.
1096	00:44:04,109	00:44:05,543	Oh, God. It's my sister.	Oh, God. It's my sister.
1097	00:44:05,577	00:44:07,245	Can you just play with this?	Can you just play with this?
1098	00:44:07,278	00:44:09,381	And rearrange some shit so that heats up more.	And rearrange some shit so that heats up more.
1099	00:44:09,414	00:44:11,349	- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb?	- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb?
1100	00:44:11,383	00:44:13,551	When we hit the Georgia state line,	When we hit the Georgia state line,
1101	00:44:13,585	00:44:15,453	I just give him a look.	I just give him a look.
1102	00:44:15,487	00:44:18,156	I undo his belt buckle, then he does his-	I undo his belt buckle, then he does his-
1103	00:44:18,189	00:44:20,492	- What is happening? - Barb?	- What is happening? - Barb?
1104	00:44:20,525	00:44:25,197	I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool."	I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool."
1105	00:44:25,231	00:44:28,167	Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face!	Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face!
1106	00:44:28,200	00:44:31,203	And I jerk him off like a jackhammer.	And I jerk him off like a jackhammer.
1107	00:44:31,237	00:44:32,338	Oh, my god.	Oh, my god.
1108	00:44:33,506	00:44:34,940	It's so fucking...	It's so fucking...
1109	00:44:34,974	00:44:36,509	All right, well, I'm hanging up!	All right, well, I'm hanging up!
1110	00:44:36,542	00:44:39,545	- You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!	- You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
1111	00:44:39,578	00:44:41,447	Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else	Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else
1112	00:44:41,480	00:44:43,249	and so... Are you not even...	and so... Are you not even...
1113	00:44:43,282	00:44:45,084	Are you looking...	Are you looking...
1114	00:44:45,117	00:44:46,585	Oh.	Oh.
1115	00:44:46,619	00:44:48,487	Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view.	Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view.
1116	00:44:48,521	00:44:53,125	I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance.	I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance.
1117	00:44:54,527	00:44:57,363	Well, if you won't have him, I will.	Well, if you won't have him, I will.
1118	00:45:01,600	00:45:03,068	This is, this is...	This is, this is...
1119	00:45:03,102	00:45:04,003	I wrote this.	I wrote this.
1120	00:45:04,036	00:45:05,104	You wrote this one?	You wrote this one?
1121	00:45:05,137	00:45:06,238	Gunnar.	Gunnar.
1122	00:45:07,573	00:45:09,008	You want to dance?	You want to dance?
1123	00:45:10,510	00:45:11,545	Of course.	Of course.
1124	00:45:11,578	00:45:12,512	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1125	00:45:15,048	00:45:16,082	Oh...	Oh...
1126	00:45:16,751	00:45:18,185	Ooh.	Ooh.
1127	00:45:21,221	00:45:22,355	Ready?	Ready?
1128	00:45:28,796	00:45:30,530	Ooh.	Ooh.
1129	00:45:30,564	00:45:33,733	OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby.	OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby.
1130	00:45:33,768	00:45:36,136	OK, this is done.	OK, this is done.
1131	00:45:36,169	00:45:37,671	Yep. This too.	Yep. This too.
1132	00:45:37,704	00:45:39,639	OK, so we need to get out everything that's done	OK, so we need to get out everything that's done
1133	00:45:39,673	00:45:41,708	and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven.	and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven.
1134	00:45:41,742	00:45:43,343	Will that not just dry everything out?	Will that not just dry everything out?
1135	00:45:43,376	00:45:44,578	Well, what other option do we have?	Well, what other option do we have?
1136	00:45:46,646	00:45:47,681	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
1137	00:45:47,714	00:45:48,682	OK, nice.	OK, nice.
1138	00:45:48,715	00:45:49,983	Oh, god.	Oh, god.
1139	00:45:56,423	00:45:58,693	This is so much fun.	This is so much fun.
1140	00:45:58,726	00:46:02,798	This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams.	This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams.
1141	00:46:02,831	00:46:05,433	Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on?	Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on?
1142	00:46:05,466	00:46:06,501	You tell him.	You tell him.
1143	00:46:06,534	00:46:07,668	I'm gonna go check on the baby.	I'm gonna go check on the baby.
1144	00:46:07,702	00:46:09,337	Oh, no, no, I wanna come.	Oh, no, no, I wanna come.
1145	00:46:09,370	00:46:13,474	Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs.	Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs.
1146	00:46:13,508	00:46:15,811	You could come back with a shirt on.	You could come back with a shirt on.
1147	00:46:15,844	00:46:17,678	That'd be a cool thing to do.	That'd be a cool thing to do.
1148	00:47:18,273	00:47:19,742	Abby.	Abby.
1149	00:47:19,776	00:47:21,276	Happy Thanksgiving.	Happy Thanksgiving.
1150	00:47:21,310	00:47:23,846	Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire.	Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire.
1151	00:47:23,880	00:47:28,617	Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust.	Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust.
1152	00:47:30,385	00:47:34,223	Mmm, yum. Mmm.	Mmm, yum. Mmm.
1153	00:47:34,257	00:47:36,359	I just came to see if there's anything	I just came to see if there's anything
1154	00:47:36,392	00:47:37,627	- I can do to help. - What's with the scarf?	- I can do to help. - What's with the scarf?
1155	00:47:37,660	00:47:39,562	Is your hair cold?	Is your hair cold?
1156	00:47:39,596	00:47:41,832	Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now.	Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now.
1157	00:47:41,865	00:47:44,667	I actually prefer the term sha-woman.	I actually prefer the term sha-woman.
1158	00:47:44,701	00:47:47,871	Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire.	Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire.
1159	00:47:47,905	00:47:49,639	You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through	You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through
1160	00:47:49,672	00:47:51,909	- kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm.	- kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm.
1161	00:47:51,942	00:47:54,711	I just wanna tell you that I am at your service	I just wanna tell you that I am at your service
1162	00:47:54,745	00:47:58,181	all the time in love and gratitude.	all the time in love and gratitude.
1163	00:47:58,214	00:47:59,182	Oh!	Oh!
1164	00:48:01,684	00:48:03,586	What's funny?	What's funny?
1165	00:48:03,620	00:48:05,756	Well, I mean, you know.	Well, I mean, you know.
1166	00:48:06,656	00:48:07,690	Come on.	Come on.
1167	00:48:07,724	00:48:09,492	Come on what?	Come on what?
1168	00:48:09,525	00:48:12,161	Shamans are from Peru. OK?	Shamans are from Peru. OK?
1169	00:48:12,195	00:48:14,397	Not San Bernardino.	Not San Bernardino.
1170	00:48:14,430	00:48:15,498	What is this?	What is this?
1171	00:48:15,531	00:48:17,333	Oh, that's cold. Big surprise.	Oh, that's cold. Big surprise.
1172	00:48:17,367	00:48:19,302	Fuck.	Fuck.
1173	00:48:19,335	00:48:20,737	Nothing is working.	Nothing is working.
1174	00:48:20,771	00:48:22,239	Abby.	Abby.
1175	00:48:22,272	00:48:23,707	Things aren't really working.	Things aren't really working.
1176	00:48:23,742	00:48:27,378	It's good to sort of notice that and hold it	It's good to sort of notice that and hold it
1177	00:48:27,411	00:48:30,381	in your heart and just kind of absorb	in your heart and just kind of absorb
1178	00:48:30,414	00:48:32,784	what's that telling you?	what's that telling you?
1179	00:48:32,817	00:48:34,385	Maybe it's you.	Maybe it's you.
1180	00:48:34,418	00:48:35,754	Oh, is that right?	Oh, is that right?
1181	00:48:35,787	00:48:37,621	Hey, Claire. Hi, babe.	Hey, Claire. Hi, babe.
1182	00:48:37,655	00:48:38,656	How's it going?	How's it going?
1183	00:48:38,689	00:48:40,324	Oh, hey. Hey, hey.	Oh, hey. Hey, hey.
1184	00:48:40,357	00:48:41,659	Let me guess, you're hungry?	Let me guess, you're hungry?
1185	00:48:41,692	00:48:42,894	Yeah, actually.	Yeah, actually.
1186	00:48:42,927	00:48:45,195	- Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished.	- Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished.
1187	00:48:45,229	00:48:47,398	Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve?	Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve?
1188	00:48:47,431	00:48:48,867	- Who? - Maeve.	- Who? - Maeve.
1189	00:48:48,900	00:48:51,301	- Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way.	- Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way.
1190	00:48:51,335	00:48:53,370	Yeah. You know what she said to me?	Yeah. You know what she said to me?
1191	00:48:53,404	00:48:55,372	After we planned out our whole year together,	After we planned out our whole year together,
1192	00:48:55,406	00:48:57,574	which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way.	which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way.
1193	00:48:57,608	00:49:01,345	She said, "I love you to the moon and back."	She said, "I love you to the moon and back."
1194	00:49:01,378	00:49:02,881	Isn't that beautiful?	Isn't that beautiful?
1195	00:49:02,914	00:49:04,816	- That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire.	- That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire.
1196	00:49:04,849	00:49:08,419	Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back?	Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back?
1197	00:49:08,452	00:49:10,321	Do you? No, you don't.	Do you? No, you don't.
1198	00:49:10,355	00:49:11,891	Two and a half weeks.	Two and a half weeks.
1199	00:49:11,924	00:49:14,359	And that's how much longer we were together.	And that's how much longer we were together.
1200	00:49:14,392	00:49:15,727	You'd think it'd be longer.	You'd think it'd be longer.
1201	00:49:15,761	00:49:17,797	You'd think it would be longer. But it's not.	You'd think it would be longer. But it's not.
1202	00:49:17,830	00:49:20,331	And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving	And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving
1203	00:49:20,365	00:49:21,967	with everyone breathing down your ass	with everyone breathing down your ass
1204	00:49:22,001	00:49:23,668	about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore,	about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore,
1205	00:49:23,702	00:49:25,838	while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire	while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire
1206	00:49:25,871	00:49:28,573	tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged!	tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged!
1207	00:49:28,606	00:49:30,442	And it takes all your might not to take	And it takes all your might not to take
1208	00:49:30,475	00:49:33,746	her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie	her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie
1209	00:49:33,779	00:49:36,749	and punch it right in her asshole!	and punch it right in her asshole!
1210	00:49:41,787	00:49:43,688	You know I think it might actually be pretty hard	You know I think it might actually be pretty hard
1211	00:49:43,722	00:49:46,959	to punch a tart into someone's asshole.	to punch a tart into someone's asshole.
1212	00:49:46,992	00:49:49,728	You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly.	You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly.
1213	00:49:49,762	00:49:51,296	This is your crazy house.	This is your crazy house.
1214	00:49:51,329	00:49:54,232	This whole thing is your stupid idea.	This whole thing is your stupid idea.
1215	00:49:56,869	00:49:58,872	You know what, fuck you, Abby!	You know what, fuck you, Abby!
1216	00:49:58,905	00:50:00,874	You fucking fuck-o!	You fucking fuck-o!
1217	00:50:00,907	00:50:02,876	'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues.	'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues.
1218	00:50:02,909	00:50:04,310	Did you, dude?	Did you, dude?
1219	00:50:05,045	00:50:06,679	- Huh? - Claire.	- Huh? - Claire.
1220	00:50:06,712	00:50:09,850	I can't hear you because you bounced.	I can't hear you because you bounced.
1221	00:50:09,883	00:50:13,619	- You know what? - Like a little bitch.	- You know what? - Like a little bitch.
1222	00:50:13,652	00:50:18,324	All right? But I'm still here, ready to go.	All right? But I'm still here, ready to go.
1223	00:50:18,357	00:50:20,726	I think she's probably gone, Claire.	I think she's probably gone, Claire.
1224	00:50:20,761	00:50:26,465	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future.	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future.
1225	00:50:26,499	00:50:29,735	I think just, she's going through a hard time.	I think just, she's going through a hard time.
1226	00:50:29,770	00:50:32,005	Don't take it personally.	Don't take it personally.
1227	00:50:32,038	00:50:33,739	Yeah. I'm sorry.	Yeah. I'm sorry.
1228	00:50:35,075	00:50:37,643	I forgot about the universe.	I forgot about the universe.
1229	00:50:38,745	00:50:40,412	It's OK.	It's OK.
1230	00:50:40,446	00:50:43,917	We all forget about the universe sometimes.	We all forget about the universe sometimes.
1231	00:50:43,950	00:50:46,788	Well, I think we got this, right?	Well, I think we got this, right?
1232	00:50:46,821	00:50:48,722	- We can figure this out. - Yup.	- We can figure this out. - Yup.
1233	00:50:48,756	00:50:49,757	- Yup. - Totally.	- Yup. - Totally.
1234	00:50:49,791	00:50:51,893	- It's just food. - Yeah, OK.	- It's just food. - Yeah, OK.
1235	00:50:51,926	00:50:54,561	All right. Let's... Jeff?	All right. Let's... Jeff?
1236	00:50:54,594	00:50:56,363	- Yeah? - What's in here?	- Yeah? - What's in here?
1237	00:50:56,396	00:50:58,331	Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that.	Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that.
1238	00:50:58,365	00:50:59,801	I'll just... That's hot.	I'll just... That's hot.
1239	00:50:59,834	00:51:01,701	- You OK? - This pie looks great.	- You OK? - This pie looks great.
1240	00:51:01,735	00:51:03,037	- It really does. - Thank you.	- It really does. - Thank you.
1241	00:51:03,070	00:51:04,772	I would never shove it up your ass.	I would never shove it up your ass.
1242	00:51:08,508	00:51:10,812	- Yeah? - Ab.	- Yeah? - Ab.
1243	00:51:10,845	00:51:12,947	You know you can come in.	You know you can come in.
1244	00:51:14,782	00:51:18,718	Hey. What's going on?	Hey. What's going on?
1245	00:51:18,753	00:51:22,689	Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year	Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year
1246	00:51:22,722	00:51:26,093	and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already?	and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already?
1247	00:51:26,127	00:51:28,395	Was I not man enough for her?	Was I not man enough for her?
1248	00:51:28,428	00:51:31,598	Oh, sweetheart. Come here.	Oh, sweetheart. Come here.
1249	00:51:33,969	00:51:37,940	Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year?	Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year?
1250	00:51:37,973	00:51:42,110	- No. - Yeah, is that bad?	- No. - Yeah, is that bad?
1251	00:51:42,144	00:51:45,747	- No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone	- No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone
1252	00:51:45,781	00:51:46,915	on the street all...	on the street all...
1253	00:51:46,949	00:51:49,084	You know, I'm just not ready.	You know, I'm just not ready.
1254	00:51:49,117	00:51:50,618	Yeah.	Yeah.
1255	00:51:50,651	00:51:51,854	OK, come here.	OK, come here.
1256	00:51:51,887	00:51:53,789	- OK. - Oh, OK.	- OK. - Oh, OK.
1257	00:51:59,660	00:52:00,863	There you go.	There you go.
1258	00:52:00,896	00:52:03,531	Now you've made out with someone.	Now you've made out with someone.
1259	00:52:03,564	00:52:05,000	What is that? Lemongrass?	What is that? Lemongrass?
1260	00:52:05,033	00:52:06,802	Mm. I don't know.	Mm. I don't know.
1261	00:52:06,835	00:52:08,569	Oh, that's good.	Oh, that's good.
1262	00:52:12,074	00:52:13,809	I had so much rage,	I had so much rage,
1263	00:52:13,842	00:52:17,079	I had to do silent meditation for about two years.	I had to do silent meditation for about two years.
1264	00:52:17,112	00:52:19,513	- Didn't say a word. - Wow.	- Didn't say a word. - Wow.
1265	00:52:19,547	00:52:21,885	And I was shaking for the first year.	And I was shaking for the first year.
1266	00:52:21,918	00:52:23,753	Yeah, I gotta do it.	Yeah, I gotta do it.
1267	00:52:23,786	00:52:25,822	I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again.	I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again.
1268	00:52:25,855	00:52:28,724	You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back.	You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back.
1269	00:52:28,758	00:52:30,559	It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up	It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up
1270	00:52:30,592	00:52:31,828	and those things have been bubbling out.	and those things have been bubbling out.
1271	00:52:31,861	00:52:33,796	Does this look vegan to you?	Does this look vegan to you?
1272	00:52:33,830	00:52:34,898	No idea.	No idea.
1273	00:52:36,498	00:52:37,834	It doesn't smell vegan.	It doesn't smell vegan.
1274	00:52:37,867	00:52:39,202	'Cause it smells good?	'Cause it smells good?
1275	00:52:39,235	00:52:41,070	Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble.	Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble.
1276	00:52:41,104	00:52:43,639	I'll put a little bow on it.	I'll put a little bow on it.
1277	00:52:43,672	00:52:47,043	Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow	Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow
1278	00:52:47,076	00:52:49,879	or a cork in it is a vegan gamble.	or a cork in it is a vegan gamble.
1279	00:52:49,913	00:52:52,714	Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan,	Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan,
1280	00:52:52,749	00:52:55,617	and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian.	and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian.
1281	00:52:55,651	00:52:56,953	Everything else is delicious.	Everything else is delicious.
1282	00:52:56,986	00:52:59,022	All right. Dinner is served.	All right. Dinner is served.
1283	00:52:59,055	00:53:00,924	- Right on. - OK.	- Right on. - OK.
1284	00:53:05,929	00:53:07,096	Lauren!	Lauren!
1285	00:53:10,234	00:53:12,169	All right, just put it...	All right, just put it...
1286	00:53:12,202	00:53:14,604	- Oh, you got the... - Hi.	- Oh, you got the... - Hi.
1287	00:53:14,637	00:53:15,839	Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here.	Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here.
1288	00:53:15,873	00:53:17,573	Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes.	Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes.
1289	00:53:17,607	00:53:18,909	- Great. - Molly?	- Great. - Molly?
1290	00:53:18,943	00:53:20,044	- Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey?	- Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey?
1291	00:53:20,077	00:53:21,511	You can just put it here.	You can just put it here.
1292	00:53:21,544	00:53:22,578	- It's a good spot. - Is this good?	- It's a good spot. - Is this good?
1293	00:53:22,612	00:53:23,914	Yeah, here. Got it?	Yeah, here. Got it?
1294	00:53:23,948	00:53:25,816	Yeah. Yeah.	Yeah. Yeah.
1295	00:53:25,849	00:53:27,885	I love that. I love that.	I love that. I love that.
1296	00:53:27,918	00:53:29,920	- Look at that. - Where are you sitting?	- Look at that. - Where are you sitting?
1297	00:53:29,954	00:53:32,022	I guess sort of here so I can run	I guess sort of here so I can run
1298	00:53:32,056	00:53:33,623	in and out of the kitchen, yeah.	in and out of the kitchen, yeah.
1299	00:53:33,656	00:53:34,792	That's good.	That's good.
1300	00:53:34,825	00:53:35,759	- Oh! - What else do we need?	- Oh! - What else do we need?
1301	00:53:35,793	00:53:37,627	Sorry, I was gonna...	Sorry, I was gonna...
1302	00:53:37,660	00:53:39,029	There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these.	There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these.
1303	00:53:39,063	00:53:42,199	I made these for us to just remember the day by.	I made these for us to just remember the day by.
1304	00:53:42,232	00:53:43,599	That's you.	That's you.
1305	00:53:43,633	00:53:44,701	- That's me. - Oh it's sweet.	- That's me. - Oh it's sweet.
1306	00:53:44,734	00:53:46,036	I just wanted to be romantic.	I just wanted to be romantic.
1307	00:53:46,070	00:53:47,503	But you, I mean, it doesn't mean...	But you, I mean, it doesn't mean...
1308	00:53:47,537	00:53:48,772	I mean, if you wanna frame them	I mean, if you wanna frame them
1309	00:53:48,806	00:53:49,907	you can do whatever you want.	you can do whatever you want.
1310	00:53:49,940	00:53:51,641	- OK, thanks. - That's it.	- OK, thanks. - That's it.
1311	00:53:51,674	00:53:53,077	I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah.	I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah.
1312	00:53:53,110	00:53:55,511	- They're for you. - Thank you.	- They're for you. - Thank you.
1313	00:53:55,545	00:53:57,949	Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh?	Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh?
1314	00:53:57,983	00:53:59,150	Yeah.	Yeah.
1315	00:54:01,987	00:54:02,854	Mommy.	Mommy.
1316	00:54:02,887	00:54:03,888	Oh my god.	Oh my god.
1317	00:54:03,922	00:54:05,556	- Hi, Lilly. - Oh!	- Hi, Lilly. - Oh!
1318	00:54:05,589	00:54:07,926	Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on?	Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on?
1319	00:54:07,959	00:54:10,594	Mommy, what are you doing?	Mommy, what are you doing?
1320	00:54:11,997	00:54:13,664	Is dinner ready?	Is dinner ready?
1321	00:54:13,697	00:54:15,566	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1322	00:54:18,669	00:54:20,939	I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better.	I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better.
1323	00:54:20,972	00:54:22,740	What's wrong Aunt Abby?	What's wrong Aunt Abby?
1324	00:54:22,774	00:54:24,776	Well, Lilly, I was sad,	Well, Lilly, I was sad,
1325	00:54:24,809	00:54:28,246	but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much.	but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much.
1326	00:54:28,279	00:54:30,782	Why were you sad?	Why were you sad?
1327	00:54:30,815	00:54:35,153	Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine	Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine
1328	00:54:36,821	00:54:38,622	is marrying a daddy dy...	is marrying a daddy dy...
1329	00:54:38,655	00:54:40,759	- Person. - Person.	- Person. - Person.
1330	00:54:40,792	00:54:42,927	And that made me very sad.	And that made me very sad.
1331	00:54:42,961	00:54:46,799	And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better.	And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better.
1332	00:54:47,800	00:54:49,335	- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.	- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
1333	00:54:49,368	00:54:53,806	Because... Because kisses make people feel better.	Because... Because kisses make people feel better.
1334	00:54:53,839	00:54:56,275	Yes, they do. They sure do.	Yes, they do. They sure do.
1335	00:54:56,308	00:54:58,610	What's going on?	What's going on?
1336	00:54:58,643	00:55:01,080	Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better.	Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better.
1337	00:55:01,113	00:55:02,815	Oh, God. OK.	Oh, God. OK.
1338	00:55:02,848	00:55:04,083	Oh, really?	Oh, really?
1339	00:55:04,116	00:55:05,951	And how was she doing that?	And how was she doing that?
1340	00:55:09,288	00:55:11,857	Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother?	Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother?
1341	00:55:11,891	00:55:13,125	I'll be there in a second.	I'll be there in a second.
1342	00:55:13,159	00:55:14,860	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
1343	00:55:17,897	00:55:19,231	Ladies.	Ladies.
1344	00:55:19,265	00:55:21,267	- Well, well, well. - Dan, listen.	- Well, well, well. - Dan, listen.
1345	00:55:21,300	00:55:22,634	Listen to what?	Listen to what?
1346	00:55:22,667	00:55:24,669	- I am sorry. - OK, yes you are.	- I am sorry. - OK, yes you are.
1347	00:55:24,702	00:55:27,940	Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all.	Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all.
1348	00:55:27,973	00:55:29,375	Oh.	Oh.
1349	00:55:29,408	00:55:31,210	I mean, we were making out a little bit,	I mean, we were making out a little bit,
1350	00:55:31,243	00:55:33,780	but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me.	but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me.
1351	00:55:33,814	00:55:35,882	My wife felt safe to you?	My wife felt safe to you?
1352	00:55:35,916	00:55:37,818	Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second?	Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second?
1353	00:55:37,851	00:55:40,653	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone.	Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
1354	00:55:40,686	00:55:42,289	You're great. I love you though.	You're great. I love you though.
1355	00:55:42,322	00:55:44,657	- Well, we don't need... - We're good, right?	- Well, we don't need... - We're good, right?
1356	00:55:44,690	00:55:45,826	We don't need no more love from you.	We don't need no more love from you.
1357	00:55:45,859	00:55:48,128	All right? You gave us enough love.	All right? You gave us enough love.
1358	00:55:50,797	00:55:53,200	Who's gonna carve this turkey?	Who's gonna carve this turkey?
1359	00:55:53,233	00:55:54,301	- Oh. - Oh.	- Oh. - Oh.
1360	00:55:54,334	00:55:55,902	- No? - Do you...	- No? - Do you...
1361	00:55:55,936	00:55:59,005	Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey.	Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey.
1362	00:55:59,039	00:56:02,275	You know, in the name of feminism.	You know, in the name of feminism.
1363	00:56:02,309	00:56:03,844	Oh, that's sweet.	Oh, that's sweet.
1364	00:56:03,877	00:56:06,246	But I don't know how to carve a turkey,	But I don't know how to carve a turkey,
1365	00:56:06,279	00:56:07,881	so, anyone go for it.	so, anyone go for it.
1366	00:56:07,914	00:56:09,382	You know, I'd love to carve the turkey.	You know, I'd love to carve the turkey.
1367	00:56:09,416	00:56:11,051	- Is that OK? - Yes.	- Is that OK? - Yes.
1368	00:56:11,084	00:56:12,718	Please.	Please.
1369	00:56:12,752	00:56:14,387	I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey.	I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey.
1370	00:56:14,421	00:56:17,023	Well then you should see what I can do with my turkey.	Well then you should see what I can do with my turkey.
1371	00:56:17,057	00:56:18,859	- Right? - Right.	- Right? - Right.
1372	00:56:18,892	00:56:20,393	Who's gonna lead us in a blessing?	Who's gonna lead us in a blessing?
1373	00:56:20,427	00:56:22,196	- I can. - Yeah.	- I can. - Yeah.
1374	00:56:22,230	00:56:23,831	Bless that food for Jesus.	Bless that food for Jesus.
1375	00:56:23,865	00:56:26,400	OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that.	OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that.
1376	00:56:26,434	00:56:29,736	This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing.	This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing.
1377	00:56:29,770	00:56:32,306	This is so beautiful.	This is so beautiful.
1378	00:56:32,340	00:56:36,210	The people, the temperature, the air.	The people, the temperature, the air.
1379	00:56:36,244	00:56:38,179	Bless this lettuce.	Bless this lettuce.
1380	00:56:38,212	00:56:43,184	This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market.	This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market.
1381	00:56:43,217	00:56:45,685	The green beans also...	The green beans also...
1382	00:56:45,719	00:56:47,355	Yeah. Those are sweet.	Yeah. Those are sweet.
1383	00:56:47,388	00:56:49,824	They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley.	They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley.
1384	00:56:49,857	00:56:52,226	I see baby carrots. Hi, guys.	I see baby carrots. Hi, guys.
1385	00:56:52,260	00:56:53,828	All my friends are in here.	All my friends are in here.
1386	00:56:53,861	00:56:55,029	Lima beans.	Lima beans.
1387	00:56:56,097	00:56:57,365	Mm, green peas.	Mm, green peas.
1388	00:56:58,933	00:57:02,069	Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory.	Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory.
1389	00:57:03,871	00:57:06,908	Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here.	Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here.
1390	00:57:06,941	00:57:10,812	I know a lot of us probably come from broken families.	I know a lot of us probably come from broken families.
1391	00:57:10,846	00:57:11,947	I do.	I do.
1392	00:57:13,982	00:57:15,384	Thank you.	Thank you.
1393	00:57:15,417	00:57:18,287	I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people.	I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people.
1394	00:57:18,320	00:57:19,788	So thank you.	So thank you.
1395	00:57:19,821	00:57:21,223	I feel really blessed to be here,	I feel really blessed to be here,
1396	00:57:21,256	00:57:25,160	and thank you so much, hostess, and host.	and thank you so much, hostess, and host.
1397	00:57:26,461	00:57:27,362	Thank you.	Thank you.
1398	00:57:27,396	00:57:28,263	Thank you.	Thank you.
1399	00:57:28,297	00:57:29,298	Thank you, Jesus.	Thank you, Jesus.
1400	00:57:29,331	00:57:30,832	Amen, all right.	Amen, all right.
1401	00:57:30,866	00:57:32,234	Amen to heaven above.	Amen to heaven above.
1402	00:57:32,267	00:57:34,169	- Here we go. - Let's eat.	- Here we go. - Let's eat.
1403	00:57:34,203	00:57:36,138	Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys?	Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys?
1404	00:57:36,171	00:57:38,073	Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it.	Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it.
1405	00:57:38,106	00:57:40,108	They'll be out in a minute.	They'll be out in a minute.
1406	00:57:40,142	00:57:41,276	We talked about this.	We talked about this.
1407	00:57:41,310	00:57:42,878	You said you didn't mind.	You said you didn't mind.
1408	00:57:42,911	00:57:44,179	Well, I thought I was gonna be there.	Well, I thought I was gonna be there.
1409	00:57:44,213	00:57:45,881	Well, we didn't say that.	Well, we didn't say that.
1410	00:57:45,914	00:57:47,282	Well I definitely didn't think	Well I definitely didn't think
1411	00:57:47,316	00:57:48,350	our goddamn daughter was gonna be there.	our goddamn daughter was gonna be there.
1412	00:57:48,383	00:57:50,419	Yeah, but she's like tiny.	Yeah, but she's like tiny.
1413	00:57:50,452	00:57:51,987	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
1414	00:57:52,020	00:57:53,522	I can't wait until she gets to school	I can't wait until she gets to school
1415	00:57:53,555	00:57:55,524	and start making motherfuckers feel better then.	and start making motherfuckers feel better then.
1416	00:57:55,557	00:57:56,993	Oh, come on now.	Oh, come on now.
1417	00:57:57,026	00:57:58,061	Don't be angry.	Don't be angry.
1418	00:57:58,094	00:57:59,796	- Come on, Daddy. - Look, man.	- Come on, Daddy. - Look, man.
1419	00:57:59,829	00:58:02,832	Don't. All right? I'm upset.	Don't. All right? I'm upset.
1420	00:58:02,865	00:58:05,235	I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset.	I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset.
1421	00:58:05,268	00:58:06,903	Stop. No, no.	Stop. No, no.
1422	00:58:08,538	00:58:09,939	Geez.	Geez.
1423	00:58:09,973	00:58:12,141	Oh!	Oh!
1424	00:58:12,175	00:58:14,043	OK. I'm obviously drunk.	OK. I'm obviously drunk.
1425	00:58:14,077	00:58:17,013	And probably a few other things.	And probably a few other things.
1426	00:58:17,046	00:58:19,215	I wanna talk about this with you, I really do.	I wanna talk about this with you, I really do.
1427	00:58:19,249	00:58:22,385	I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries.	I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries.
1428	00:58:22,418	00:58:24,787	- OK. - And feelings.	- OK. - And feelings.
1429	00:58:24,821	00:58:25,555	OK.	OK.
1430	00:58:25,588	00:58:26,956	But right now...	But right now...
1431	00:58:26,990	00:58:28,791	- OK. - I need to sit down.	- OK. - I need to sit down.
1432	00:58:30,226	00:58:31,427	OK.	OK.
1433	00:58:32,929	00:58:35,064	This ground is so hard.	This ground is so hard.
1434	00:58:36,366	00:58:38,268	This is motherfuckin'...	This is motherfuckin'...
1435	00:58:38,301	00:58:42,105	Oh, it's like made out of stone or something.	Oh, it's like made out of stone or something.
1436	00:58:49,913	00:58:50,914	Oh, screw it.	Oh, screw it.
1437	00:58:58,956	00:59:01,558	How do you like me now, Claire?	How do you like me now, Claire?
1438	00:59:02,493	00:59:04,862	I'll step to you all day.	I'll step to you all day.
1439	00:59:15,572	00:59:18,309	For the blitz that he knows is coming.	For the blitz that he knows is coming.
1440	00:59:18,342	00:59:21,178	And it is! He's through!	And it is! He's through!
1441	00:59:21,211	00:59:25,182	He caught him mapping and now it's another open field ahead.	He caught him mapping and now it's another open field ahead.
1442	00:59:25,215	00:59:28,018	35... 40... What a block!	35... 40... What a block!
1443	00:59:35,327	00:59:37,629	You just wait until Christmas.	You just wait until Christmas.
1444	00:59:37,662	00:59:42,000	I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.	I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass.
1445	00:59:42,033	00:59:45,337	Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X.	Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X.
1446	00:59:47,539	00:59:49,874	- Let's eat. - Let's eat.	- Let's eat. - Let's eat.
1447	00:59:49,908	00:59:53,278	They say that salsa is all in the hips,	They say that salsa is all in the hips,
1448	00:59:53,311	00:59:55,513	but I think it is in the pelvis.	but I think it is in the pelvis.
1449	00:59:55,547	00:59:57,015	Why don't you just say genitals.	Why don't you just say genitals.
1450	00:59:57,048	00:59:58,416	We all know that's what you mean.	We all know that's what you mean.
1451	00:59:58,450	01:00:01,286	Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love	Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love
1452	01:00:01,319	01:00:03,021	to a man who can salsa,	to a man who can salsa,
1453	01:00:03,054	01:00:05,156	they know exactly what I'm talking about.	they know exactly what I'm talking about.
1454	01:00:05,190	01:00:06,891	I know exactly what you're talking about.	I know exactly what you're talking about.
1455	01:00:06,925	01:00:08,626	- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.	- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
1456	01:00:08,660	01:00:10,462	Well, I can't salsa, OK?	Well, I can't salsa, OK?
1457	01:00:10,495	01:00:12,564	But I have never had any complaints in that department.	But I have never had any complaints in that department.
1458	01:00:12,597	01:00:15,333	None that you know of.	None that you know of.
1459	01:00:15,367	01:00:18,002	- Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really?	- Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really?
1460	01:00:18,036	01:00:19,971	- Yeah, really. - What do you mean?	- Yeah, really. - What do you mean?
1461	01:00:20,004	01:00:21,974	Remember that real serious face you used to make?	Remember that real serious face you used to make?
1462	01:00:22,007	01:00:23,342	Oh, come on.	Oh, come on.
1463	01:00:23,376	01:00:26,379	That's how I knew you were connecting.	That's how I knew you were connecting.
1464	01:00:26,412	01:00:29,081	Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine?	Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine?
1465	01:00:29,115	01:00:31,917	At least he looked you in the eye.	At least he looked you in the eye.
1466	01:00:31,951	01:00:33,919	Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't	Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't
1467	01:00:33,953	01:00:35,321	look you in the eye, Helen?	look you in the eye, Helen?
1468	01:00:35,354	01:00:37,923	Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s.	Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s.
1469	01:00:37,957	01:00:39,992	You were lucky if they even asked back then.	You were lucky if they even asked back then.
1470	01:00:41,093	01:00:42,395	Are you talking about rape?	Are you talking about rape?
1471	01:00:42,428	01:00:44,063	Abby, have a drink.	Abby, have a drink.
1472	01:00:44,096	01:00:45,631	I would love to, if someone would just	I would love to, if someone would just
1473	01:00:45,664	01:00:47,199	pass the fucking wine over here.	pass the fucking wine over here.
1474	01:00:47,233	01:00:48,534	Well, thank you, Helen.	Well, thank you, Helen.
1475	01:00:48,567	01:00:50,703	And, by the way, I would have asked.	And, by the way, I would have asked.
1476	01:00:50,736	01:00:52,271	You wouldn't have had to.	You wouldn't have had to.
1477	01:00:52,304	01:00:54,106	- Oh, is that right? - Ooh!	- Oh, is that right? - Ooh!
1478	01:00:54,140	01:00:56,475	- You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah!	- You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah!
1479	01:00:58,344	01:01:00,379	Should we leave you two alone?	Should we leave you two alone?
1480	01:01:00,413	01:01:02,548	We were just playing around.	We were just playing around.
1481	01:01:02,581	01:01:03,682	We're having fun.	We're having fun.
1482	01:01:03,716	01:01:05,184	Yeah.	Yeah.
1483	01:01:05,217	01:01:07,219	I think you forgot how to do that.	I think you forgot how to do that.
1484	01:01:07,253	01:01:10,090	Excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not?	Excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not?
1485	01:01:10,123	01:01:13,026	Well, why don't you act like it, hmm?	Well, why don't you act like it, hmm?
1486	01:01:13,059	01:01:14,961	How am I not acting like it?	How am I not acting like it?
1487	01:01:14,995	01:01:17,063	You're on baby duty. I totally get it.	You're on baby duty. I totally get it.
1488	01:01:17,097	01:01:18,999	- Thank you. - Not today you don't.	- Thank you. - Not today you don't.
1489	01:01:19,032	01:01:20,667	I'm on baby duty, remember?	I'm on baby duty, remember?
1490	01:01:20,700	01:01:22,602	Let's fucking party!	Let's fucking party!
1491	01:01:25,038	01:01:26,440	All right, here we go!	All right, here we go!
1492	01:01:26,473	01:01:28,041	You know, I gotta tell you, Helen,	You know, I gotta tell you, Helen,
1493	01:01:28,074	01:01:29,976	you're a goddamn blast. You guys, I mean, let...	you're a goddamn blast. You guys, I mean, let...
1494	01:01:30,010	01:01:32,979	To Helen, and all that skin she's showing.	To Helen, and all that skin she's showing.
1495	01:01:33,013	01:01:34,147	Hey!	Hey!
1496	01:01:34,181	01:01:36,983	To me being a goddamn blast!	To me being a goddamn blast!
1497	01:01:38,351	01:01:39,286	Oh, yes.	Oh, yes.
1498	01:01:39,319	01:01:41,655	Shots, party. Vegas.	Shots, party. Vegas.
1499	01:01:41,688	01:01:44,391	- Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on.	- Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on.
1500	01:01:44,424	01:01:46,226	Oh, you know what we should do.	Oh, you know what we should do.
1501	01:01:46,259	01:01:47,627	Mmm?	Mmm?
1502	01:01:47,661	01:01:49,229	Everyone at the table should just say	Everyone at the table should just say
1503	01:01:49,262	01:01:52,566	15 reasons they are thankful.	15 reasons they are thankful.
1504	01:01:52,599	01:01:54,367	What are you grateful for?	What are you grateful for?
1505	01:01:54,401	01:01:55,735	Oh, shit, he's awake.	Oh, shit, he's awake.
1506	01:01:55,770	01:01:57,572	Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him.	Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him.
1507	01:01:57,605	01:01:59,540	No, it's all right. I got it.	No, it's all right. I got it.
1508	01:01:59,574	01:02:01,075	Or are you just dying to get out of here?	Or are you just dying to get out of here?
1509	01:02:01,108	01:02:03,177	Yeah, a little bit.	Yeah, a little bit.
1510	01:02:03,211	01:02:05,012	- Are you sure? - Yes.	- Are you sure? - Yes.
1511	01:02:05,046	01:02:06,581	Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving.	Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving.
1512	01:02:06,614	01:02:08,149	I think Helen's gonna be topless soon,	I think Helen's gonna be topless soon,
1513	01:02:08,182	01:02:10,651	you don't want to miss that.	you don't want to miss that.
1514	01:02:12,453	01:02:14,489	All right, I'll go first.	All right, I'll go first.
1515	01:02:14,522	01:02:17,358	I'm thankful for meeting Molly,	I'm thankful for meeting Molly,
1516	01:02:17,391	01:02:19,761	because without that I would have never met	because without that I would have never met
1517	01:02:19,795	01:02:21,462	you beautiful human beings.	you beautiful human beings.
1518	01:02:21,496	01:02:23,397	So, thank you, Molly.	So, thank you, Molly.
1519	01:02:23,431	01:02:25,032	Molly.	Molly.
1520	01:02:25,066	01:02:26,701	That's wonderful.	That's wonderful.
1521	01:02:26,734	01:02:31,506	I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca.	I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca.
1522	01:02:33,508	01:02:37,378	I was able to do it about nine or 10 times this year,	I was able to do it about nine or 10 times this year,
1523	01:02:37,411	01:02:39,580	and each time was a revelation.	and each time was a revelation.
1524	01:02:39,614	01:02:41,182	It's deep.	It's deep.
1525	01:02:41,215	01:02:42,517	It's emotional.	It's emotional.
1526	01:02:47,489	01:02:49,691	- Well... - I wasn't done.	- Well... - I wasn't done.
1527	01:02:49,725	01:02:53,729	- Oh... - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.	- Oh... - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual.
1528	01:02:53,763	01:02:55,297	'Cause you get in your head	'Cause you get in your head
1529	01:02:55,330	01:02:56,632	and you start thinking about things.	and you start thinking about things.
1530	01:02:56,665	01:02:58,700	Click, click, click, click, click.	Click, click, click, click, click.
1531	01:02:58,734	01:03:00,035	Different ways.	Different ways.
1532	01:03:02,471	01:03:03,705	And that's it.	And that's it.
1533	01:03:03,739	01:03:05,240	That's great.	That's great.
1534	01:03:05,274	01:03:08,143	I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off	I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off
1535	01:03:08,176	01:03:10,445	and fucking killing it this year.	and fucking killing it this year.
1536	01:03:10,479	01:03:12,114	And also that I get to stick my wein	And also that I get to stick my wein
1537	01:03:12,147	01:03:13,850	in the hottest chick in Tustin, California.	in the hottest chick in Tustin, California.
1538	01:03:15,551	01:03:19,321	I am thankful for Christmas.	I am thankful for Christmas.
1539	01:03:19,354	01:03:21,290	OK, nobody knows what you're talking about.	OK, nobody knows what you're talking about.
1540	01:03:21,323	01:03:22,859	Nobody knows what you're talking about.	Nobody knows what you're talking about.
1541	01:03:22,892	01:03:25,127	- No, I get it. - Sorry, you guys.	- No, I get it. - Sorry, you guys.
1542	01:03:25,160	01:03:26,728	No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness.	No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness.
1543	01:03:26,763	01:03:28,163	I'm thankful for it too.	I'm thankful for it too.
1544	01:03:29,498	01:03:32,067	They are killing it today.	They are killing it today.
1545	01:03:33,136	01:03:34,170	A yummy?	A yummy?
1546	01:03:38,809	01:03:40,076	Yummy!	Yummy!
1547	01:03:41,144	01:03:41,845	That good?	That good?
1548	01:03:41,879	01:03:43,814	I made it myself.	I made it myself.
1549	01:03:43,847	01:03:46,449	You like my pie. Mm-hmm.	You like my pie. Mm-hmm.
1550	01:03:47,818	01:03:49,118	- Skal! - Skal!	- Skal! - Skal!
1551	01:03:49,152	01:03:50,587	- Skal! - School?	- Skal! - School?
1552	01:03:50,620	01:03:52,255	- Skal. - Skal.	- Skal. - Skal.
1553	01:03:52,288	01:03:54,123	What the hell? I love you.	What the hell? I love you.
1554	01:03:54,157	01:03:55,124	OK, I love you too.	OK, I love you too.
1555	01:03:55,158	01:03:56,492	- You done? - Yup.	- You done? - Yup.
1556	01:03:56,526	01:03:58,494	- Yeah. - All right, 'cause Mama's high.	- Yeah. - All right, 'cause Mama's high.
1557	01:03:58,528	01:03:59,763	I need some lovin' right now.	I need some lovin' right now.
1558	01:03:59,797	01:04:00,898	OK, I got you, baby.	OK, I got you, baby.
1559	01:04:00,931	01:04:02,131	I got you.	I got you.
1560	01:04:02,165	01:04:03,366	I need some ice cream.	I need some ice cream.
1561	01:04:03,399	01:04:04,667	I'm gonna get you some ice cream.	I'm gonna get you some ice cream.
1562	01:04:04,701	01:04:06,770	Imma get you some ice cream.	Imma get you some ice cream.
1563	01:04:06,804	01:04:10,506	All right, sweetheart.	All right, sweetheart.
1564	01:04:22,486	01:04:24,789	I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon.	I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon.
1565	01:04:24,823	01:04:26,590	It's like that's how I feel when I'm there.	It's like that's how I feel when I'm there.
1566	01:04:26,624	01:04:28,225	Well, we're always following the moon,	Well, we're always following the moon,
1567	01:04:28,258	01:04:30,594	'cause like we're made of water.	'cause like we're made of water.
1568	01:04:30,628	01:04:33,464	And the moon is what controls the tides.	And the moon is what controls the tides.
1569	01:04:33,497	01:04:35,566	So you don't even have to try to follow the moon.	So you don't even have to try to follow the moon.
1570	01:04:35,599	01:04:37,936	It's just leading us around.	It's just leading us around.
1571	01:04:37,969	01:04:39,737	I can't believe that you know that.	I can't believe that you know that.
1572	01:04:39,771	01:04:41,906	I love how big your hands are.	I love how big your hands are.
1573	01:04:41,940	01:04:43,273	Oh my gosh.	Oh my gosh.
1574	01:04:43,307	01:04:44,708	They are pretty big, huh?	They are pretty big, huh?
1575	01:04:44,742	01:04:47,277	Yeah, but it's so powerful.	Yeah, but it's so powerful.
1576	01:04:49,848	01:04:51,248	Abby.	Abby.
1577	01:04:51,281	01:04:52,282	Abby.	Abby.
1578	01:04:52,316	01:04:54,184	- Abby. - Yo!	- Abby. - Yo!
1579	01:04:54,218	01:04:55,820	- Abby. - Abby.	- Abby. - Abby.
1580	01:04:55,854	01:04:56,955	Whoa.	Whoa.
1581	01:04:56,988	01:04:58,689	Who are you guys?	Who are you guys?
1582	01:04:58,722	01:05:01,759	You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers.	You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers.
1583	01:05:01,793	01:05:03,795	Fairy Gay Mothers?	Fairy Gay Mothers?
1584	01:05:04,829	01:05:07,197	Yeah. All the newbies get one.	Yeah. All the newbies get one.
1585	01:05:07,231	01:05:08,333	Oh.	Oh.
1586	01:05:08,366	01:05:09,835	Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.	Thanks, but I'm not a newbie.
1587	01:05:09,869	01:05:11,804	I've slept with over two women.	I've slept with over two women.
1588	01:05:11,837	01:05:13,238	Well...	Well...
1589	01:05:13,271	01:05:16,408	- Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario.	- Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario.
1590	01:05:16,441	01:05:17,810	Hmm. I like you guys.	Hmm. I like you guys.
1591	01:05:17,843	01:05:21,212	So you're in your teenage lesbian years.	So you're in your teenage lesbian years.
1592	01:05:21,246	01:05:23,281	We know how awkward that can be.	We know how awkward that can be.
1593	01:05:23,314	01:05:24,817	Especially in your 30s.	Especially in your 30s.
1594	01:05:24,850	01:05:26,451	Most people have houses by then.	Most people have houses by then.
1595	01:05:26,484	01:05:28,586	Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed.	Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed.
1596	01:05:28,620	01:05:29,922	Oh, that never goes away.	Oh, that never goes away.
1597	01:05:29,955	01:05:31,389	- Boobs are the best. - We love that.	- Boobs are the best. - We love that.
1598	01:05:31,423	01:05:32,757	So you fell in love with a woman	So you fell in love with a woman
1599	01:05:32,792	01:05:34,827	who locked you in a closet at a party	who locked you in a closet at a party
1600	01:05:34,860	01:05:36,929	because she didn't like what you were wearing?	because she didn't like what you were wearing?
1601	01:05:36,962	01:05:38,697	Routine. Par for the course.	Routine. Par for the course.
1602	01:05:38,730	01:05:40,432	If I had a tool belt for every time that happened.	If I had a tool belt for every time that happened.
1603	01:05:40,465	01:05:42,701	And you stayed with her because you loved her?	And you stayed with her because you loved her?
1604	01:05:42,734	01:05:46,504	Stayed with her because she felt like home.	Stayed with her because she felt like home.
1605	01:05:47,807	01:05:50,876	Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for.	Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for.
1606	01:05:50,910	01:05:52,845	You just have to invite others in.	You just have to invite others in.
1607	01:05:52,878	01:05:56,950	It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme.	It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme.
1608	01:05:56,983	01:05:58,651	A stone top, a cold bottom.	A stone top, a cold bottom.
1609	01:05:58,684	01:06:00,954	A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.	A dirty Carla, a clean Carla.
1610	01:06:00,987	01:06:02,421	A deep sea diver.	A deep sea diver.
1611	01:06:02,455	01:06:03,556	A clam digger.	A clam digger.
1612	01:06:03,589	01:06:05,291	Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke.	Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke.
1613	01:06:05,324	01:06:07,259	- Baby dyke. - A rug doctor.	- Baby dyke. - A rug doctor.
1614	01:06:07,293	01:06:09,695	- A DJ. - A European bush woman.	- A DJ. - A European bush woman.
1615	01:06:09,729	01:06:11,765	- A spitting yak. - A cunt runt.	- A spitting yak. - A cunt runt.
1616	01:06:11,798	01:06:13,666	- A dumpster butt. - A pussy pioneer.	- A dumpster butt. - A pussy pioneer.
1617	01:06:13,699	01:06:15,035	With a covered wagon.	With a covered wagon.
1618	01:06:15,068	01:06:17,336	And that home you've been looking for,	And that home you've been looking for,
1619	01:06:17,369	01:06:20,306	it was inside you all along.	it was inside you all along.
1620	01:06:20,339	01:06:21,775	It was?	It was?
1621	01:06:21,808	01:06:22,876	Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped.	Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped.
1622	01:06:22,909	01:06:23,877	I mean, come on.	I mean, come on.
1623	01:06:23,910	01:06:25,277	You're pretty fucked up.	You're pretty fucked up.
1624	01:06:25,311	01:06:26,545	Ha!	Ha!
1625	01:06:26,579	01:06:27,948	All you have to do is knock your	All you have to do is knock your
1626	01:06:27,981	01:06:31,317	wingtip oxfords together three times,	wingtip oxfords together three times,
1627	01:06:31,350	01:06:33,385	- and say... - There's no place...	- and say... - There's no place...
1628	01:06:33,419	01:06:34,955	- Like home. - Depot.	- Like home. - Depot.
1629	01:06:34,988	01:06:36,990	- There's no place... - Like home.	- There's no place... - Like home.
1630	01:06:37,023	01:06:38,457	Depot.	Depot.
1631	01:06:38,491	01:06:39,926	- There's no place... - Like home.	- There's no place... - Like home.
1632	01:06:39,960	01:06:41,061	Depot.	Depot.
1633	01:06:41,094	01:06:42,963	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1634	01:06:42,996	01:06:44,832	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1635	01:06:44,866	01:06:47,935	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1636	01:06:53,473	01:06:55,076	And you were close to your brother?	And you were close to your brother?
1637	01:06:55,109	01:06:56,743	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
1638	01:06:56,778	01:06:58,712	And what's funny is the day he went missing	And what's funny is the day he went missing
1639	01:06:58,745	01:07:01,715	is the day I started to find myself.	is the day I started to find myself.
1640	01:07:01,748	01:07:03,084	Wow.	Wow.
1641	01:07:03,117	01:07:04,852	And, yeah, do I want him to come back?	And, yeah, do I want him to come back?
1642	01:07:04,886	01:07:06,520	- Yeah. - Yes.	- Yeah. - Yes.
1643	01:07:06,553	01:07:08,655	- Yeah. - And also no.	- Yeah. - And also no.
1644	01:07:08,688	01:07:10,724	The last word we got from...	The last word we got from...
1645	01:07:10,757	01:07:13,961	You just kind of know vo...	You just kind of know vo...
1646	01:07:13,995	01:07:15,062	...cabulary.	...cabulary.
1647	01:07:15,897	01:07:16,931	Oh my god.	Oh my god.
1648	01:07:16,964	01:07:17,965	So sorry.	So sorry.
1649	01:07:17,999	01:07:19,699	Claire. Sha-woman.	Claire. Sha-woman.
1650	01:07:19,733	01:07:21,102	Sha-woman Claire.	Sha-woman Claire.
1651	01:07:21,135	01:07:22,837	Listen. Hi.	Listen. Hi.
1652	01:07:22,870	01:07:23,838	Hi, come on in.	Hi, come on in.
1653	01:07:23,871	01:07:25,405	Hi, hi, hi.	Hi, hi, hi.
1654	01:07:25,438	01:07:28,575	Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry.	Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry.
1655	01:07:28,608	01:07:31,611	My outburst earlier was not cool.	My outburst earlier was not cool.
1656	01:07:31,645	01:07:33,982	Had a little bit of an epiphany	Had a little bit of an epiphany
1657	01:07:34,016	01:07:35,851	and I realized that I was wrong.	and I realized that I was wrong.
1658	01:07:35,884	01:07:37,986	I'm sorry. I respect your...	I'm sorry. I respect your...
1659	01:07:39,922	01:07:43,391	This. I love this for you.	This. I love this for you.
1660	01:07:43,424	01:07:47,528	Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being,	Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being,
1661	01:07:47,562	01:07:50,098	just being simply where you are.	just being simply where you are.
1662	01:07:50,132	01:07:50,999	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
1663	01:07:51,033	01:07:52,067	Which is...	Which is...
1664	01:07:53,135	01:07:55,469	- right here. - Right here.	- right here. - Right here.
1665	01:07:55,503	01:07:56,839	Hey.	Hey.
1666	01:07:57,973	01:08:00,042	Where the miracles happen.	Where the miracles happen.
1667	01:08:01,609	01:08:04,079	I'm just saying your timing is interesting.	I'm just saying your timing is interesting.
1668	01:08:04,112	01:08:06,647	What is so interesting about wanting	What is so interesting about wanting
1669	01:08:06,681	01:08:09,051	to spend time with my daughter and my grandson?	to spend time with my daughter and my grandson?
1670	01:08:09,084	01:08:10,986	Where's Silverio?	Where's Silverio?
1671	01:08:12,187	01:08:13,822	At home. Why?	At home. Why?
1672	01:08:13,856	01:08:15,924	Why isn't he here with you?	Why isn't he here with you?
1673	01:08:15,958	01:08:19,694	You're in trouble again, aren't you?	You're in trouble again, aren't you?
1674	01:08:19,727	01:08:22,031	Well, just because I'm getting a divorce	Well, just because I'm getting a divorce
1675	01:08:22,065	01:08:23,766	doesn't mean that I am in trouble.	doesn't mean that I am in trouble.
1676	01:08:23,800	01:08:25,667	Oh!	Oh!
1677	01:08:25,701	01:08:27,003	It just means that I no longer want to drive around Europe	It just means that I no longer want to drive around Europe
1678	01:08:27,036	01:08:28,704	- on a food truck. - Bingo.	- on a food truck. - Bingo.
1679	01:08:28,737	01:08:32,809	I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us.	I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us.
1680	01:08:32,842	01:08:35,011	Your feet are getting big.	Your feet are getting big.
1681	01:08:35,044	01:08:36,145	Yeah, they are.	Yeah, they are.
1682	01:08:36,179	01:08:37,546	You have bigger feet.	You have bigger feet.
1683	01:08:37,579	01:08:39,715	- Ooh! - Mom!	- Ooh! - Mom!
1684	01:08:39,748	01:08:41,885	Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face.	Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face.
1685	01:08:41,918	01:08:44,187	Are you able to do...	Are you able to do...
1686	01:08:44,220	01:08:45,754	Watch yourself.	Watch yourself.
1687	01:08:45,788	01:08:47,489	Does she make it?	Does she make it?
1688	01:08:52,962	01:08:54,797	Hey, little man.	Hey, little man.
1689	01:08:54,831	01:08:55,999	What's going on?	What's going on?
1690	01:08:57,800	01:08:58,902	Oh, you sad?	Oh, you sad?
1691	01:09:00,069	01:09:03,907	Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah.	Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah.
1692	01:09:03,940	01:09:06,175	Society's gonna try to make you conform	Society's gonna try to make you conform
1693	01:09:06,209	01:09:08,846	to all of its crazy messed up standards	to all of its crazy messed up standards
1694	01:09:08,879	01:09:12,950	because society is up women's asses.	because society is up women's asses.
1695	01:09:12,983	01:09:15,953	I mean, society is just up inside our assholes.	I mean, society is just up inside our assholes.
1696	01:09:15,986	01:09:17,453	Don't be sad.	Don't be sad.
1697	01:09:17,487	01:09:18,822	Hey, hey, hey.	Hey, hey, hey.
1698	01:09:18,856	01:09:22,558	Look... Look.	Look... Look.
1699	01:09:22,592	01:09:26,529	Eden. Eden, smile.	Eden. Eden, smile.
1700	01:09:26,562	01:09:28,598	Telling us what to do and what to think	Telling us what to do and what to think
1701	01:09:28,631	01:09:30,134	and how to be and what to say	and how to be and what to say
1702	01:09:30,167	01:09:32,669	and how come your nails aren't long enough	and how come your nails aren't long enough
1703	01:09:32,702	01:09:34,238	and how come your head isn't laid down	and how come your head isn't laid down
1704	01:09:34,271	01:09:35,839	and your hair ain't there,	and your hair ain't there,
1705	01:09:35,873	01:09:37,207	but let me tell you something right now.	but let me tell you something right now.
1706	01:09:37,241	01:09:39,009	You live your life the way you want to.	You live your life the way you want to.
1707	01:09:39,043	01:09:41,544	And you're a strong Black woman.	And you're a strong Black woman.
1708	01:09:41,577	01:09:44,248	And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world?	And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world?
1709	01:09:44,281	01:09:46,749	- Girls. - OK, Mommy.	- Girls. - OK, Mommy.
1710	01:09:48,751	01:09:52,588	Thank you for that wonderful holiday story.	Thank you for that wonderful holiday story.
1711	01:09:52,622	01:09:53,891	It was really nice.	It was really nice.
1712	01:09:53,924	01:09:56,161	Say Papa.	Say Papa.
1713	01:10:01,967	01:10:03,500	Shh-shh.	Shh-shh.
1714	01:10:05,636	01:10:07,906	Whoa.	Whoa.
1715	01:10:09,274	01:10:10,507	Whoa, OK.	Whoa, OK.
1716	01:10:17,548	01:10:19,117	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1717	01:10:19,985	01:10:22,220	He just latched on.	He just latched on.
1718	01:10:22,253	01:10:25,991	And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything.	And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything.
1719	01:10:27,658	01:10:29,027	Shh-shh-shh-shh.	Shh-shh-shh-shh.
1720	01:10:29,060	01:10:29,928	That's OK.	That's OK.
1721	01:10:29,961	01:10:30,895	Jeff.	Jeff.
1722	01:10:30,929	01:10:31,930	Yeah.	Yeah.
1723	01:10:31,963	01:10:32,897	Can I have him, please?	Can I have him, please?
1724	01:10:32,931	01:10:34,899	Yeah, sure. Here.	Yeah, sure. Here.
1725	01:10:34,933	01:10:36,768	- No worries. - OK.	- No worries. - OK.
1726	01:10:41,672	01:10:43,108	I think I'm gonna put him down.	I think I'm gonna put him down.
1727	01:10:43,141	01:10:45,077	Yeah, cool. Cool.	Yeah, cool. Cool.
1728	01:10:47,780	01:10:50,648	Do you mind if I just get a moment with him?	Do you mind if I just get a moment with him?
1729	01:10:50,682	01:10:53,052	Oh, my god, yes, of course, darling. Go ahead.	Oh, my god, yes, of course, darling. Go ahead.
1730	01:10:55,154	01:10:56,889	I will see you downstairs.	I will see you downstairs.
1731	01:10:56,922	01:10:57,957	OK.	OK.
1732	01:10:57,990	01:10:59,191	Good night.	Good night.
1733	01:11:02,294	01:11:03,695	You're OK.	You're OK.
1734	01:11:05,197	01:11:06,731	OK.	OK.
1735	01:11:06,765	01:11:08,767	Let's have a little sleep, shall we?	Let's have a little sleep, shall we?
1736	01:11:08,801	01:11:11,003	I love you. I love you.	I love you. I love you.
1737	01:11:18,344	01:11:19,611	Sleeping?	Sleeping?
1738	01:11:19,644	01:11:21,613	He will be in a minute.	He will be in a minute.
1739	01:11:21,646	01:11:25,117	Why don't you let me take over now?	Why don't you let me take over now?
1740	01:11:25,151	01:11:28,954	Well, even you can admit I can handle this.	Well, even you can admit I can handle this.
1741	01:11:30,322	01:11:32,859	You know what, I would love that.	You know what, I would love that.
1742	01:11:32,893	01:11:33,759	Thank you.	Thank you.
1743	01:11:33,794	01:11:35,128	You are welcome.	You are welcome.
1744	01:11:39,266	01:11:40,967	I showed up here tonight, honestly,	I showed up here tonight, honestly,
1745	01:11:41,001	01:11:43,870	wanting to like talk to a wall.	wanting to like talk to a wall.
1746	01:11:43,904	01:11:46,672	Am I better than a wall?	Am I better than a wall?
1747	01:11:46,705	01:11:48,607	Honey...	Honey...
1748	01:11:48,641	01:11:50,777	I just called you honey.	I just called you honey.
1749	01:11:50,811	01:11:53,080	This is going fast, but I want you to know...	This is going fast, but I want you to know...
1750	01:12:10,197	01:12:13,033	Hello?	Hello?
1751	01:12:13,066	01:12:15,001	Oh, is that you, Brianne?	Oh, is that you, Brianne?
1752	01:12:16,770	01:12:17,971	Hi.	Hi.
1753	01:12:18,004	01:12:18,905	Hi.	Hi.
1754	01:12:18,939	01:12:20,007	Hi.	Hi.
1755	01:12:20,842	01:12:21,976	Hello.	Hello.
1756	01:12:22,009	01:12:23,377	- Hello? - Hello.	- Hello? - Hello.
1757	01:12:23,411	01:12:27,081	OK, I'll go to another bathroom.	OK, I'll go to another bathroom.
1758	01:12:39,994	01:12:42,296	Who the fuck invited all these people?	Who the fuck invited all these people?
1759	01:12:42,330	01:12:43,965	Oh...	Oh...
1760	01:12:43,998	01:12:46,134	And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to?	And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to?
1761	01:12:46,167	01:12:49,003	I might have texted a couple of people.	I might have texted a couple of people.
1762	01:12:49,036	01:12:50,438	Oh, a couple of people.	Oh, a couple of people.
1763	01:12:50,471	01:12:53,007	Yeah, people you'd like.	Yeah, people you'd like.
1764	01:12:53,040	01:12:56,277	Fuck it. You know what?	Fuck it. You know what?
1765	01:12:56,310	01:12:57,445	Baby's down for the night,	Baby's down for the night,
1766	01:12:57,478	01:12:59,080	Helen says she's watching him,	Helen says she's watching him,
1767	01:12:59,113	01:13:01,249	so it's momma time.	so it's momma time.
1768	01:13:01,282	01:13:03,050	- Yeah! - Oh!	- Yeah! - Oh!
1769	01:13:03,084	01:13:04,852	What are you drinking up here?	What are you drinking up here?
1770	01:13:04,886	01:13:06,954	Hennessy and ginger.	Hennessy and ginger.
1771	01:13:06,988	01:13:08,357	There she goes.	There she goes.
1772	01:13:08,390	01:13:09,858	There she goes.	There she goes.
1773	01:14:30,340	01:14:33,109	Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby.	Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby.
1774	01:14:33,142	01:14:34,410	Don't you hear him crying?	Don't you hear him crying?
1775	01:14:34,444	01:14:37,113	Sweetheart, that's what babies do.	Sweetheart, that's what babies do.
1776	01:14:37,146	01:14:38,915	- They cry. - Oh.	- They cry. - Oh.
1777	01:14:38,948	01:14:40,316	I can't get anything right with her.	I can't get anything right with her.
1778	01:14:40,350	01:14:43,086	I knew this was gonna happen.	I knew this was gonna happen.
1779	01:14:43,119	01:14:44,922	What was that about?	What was that about?
1780	01:14:54,565	01:14:56,400	He's got a rash.	He's got a rash.
1781	01:14:56,433	01:14:59,036	He must be having an allergic reaction to something.	He must be having an allergic reaction to something.
1782	01:14:59,069	01:15:00,838	I think he's wheezing.	I think he's wheezing.
1783	01:15:00,871	01:15:03,140	We should take him to the hospital.	We should take him to the hospital.
1784	01:15:03,173	01:15:04,375	I'll drive.	I'll drive.
1785	01:15:05,876	01:15:07,044	I can't drive.	I can't drive.
1786	01:15:07,077	01:15:08,245	Well, then, call a Lyft!	Well, then, call a Lyft!
1787	01:15:08,279	01:15:09,913	Dumpster butt.	Dumpster butt.
1788	01:15:09,947	01:15:12,049	Oh my god, Abby! What is wrong with you?	Oh my god, Abby! What is wrong with you?
1789	01:15:12,082	01:15:14,351	I need you. Wake up!	I need you. Wake up!
1790	01:15:14,385	01:15:15,319	I'm awoke.	I'm awoke.
1791	01:15:15,352	01:15:17,154	Just can't drive.	Just can't drive.
1792	01:15:17,187	01:15:18,822	You know what? Never mind.	You know what? Never mind.
1793	01:15:18,856	01:15:20,124	Never mind.	Never mind.
1794	01:15:20,157	01:15:21,492	25 minutes for a fucking ambulance.	25 minutes for a fucking ambulance.
1795	01:15:21,525	01:15:23,127	Are they out of their minds?	Are they out of their minds?
1796	01:15:23,160	01:15:25,162	Well, the Lyft says three minutes away.	Well, the Lyft says three minutes away.
1797	01:15:25,195	01:15:26,263	OK.	OK.
1798	01:15:26,297	01:15:27,965	He's definitely wheezing, but,	He's definitely wheezing, but,
1799	01:15:27,998	01:15:29,366	at least we can hear him breathing, right?	at least we can hear him breathing, right?
1800	01:15:29,400	01:15:31,068	So that's a good sign.	So that's a good sign.
1801	01:15:31,101	01:15:33,538	He must have eaten something he shouldn't have.	He must have eaten something he shouldn't have.
1802	01:15:33,571	01:15:35,006	It's OK.	It's OK.
1803	01:15:35,040	01:15:36,474	Hey can babies...	Hey can babies...
1804	01:15:37,442	01:15:39,878	He can have pecans, right?	He can have pecans, right?
1805	01:15:41,346	01:15:44,115	Did you give him some of your fucking pie?	Did you give him some of your fucking pie?
1806	01:15:44,149	01:15:45,884	Just a... Not a whole piece.	Just a... Not a whole piece.
1807	01:15:45,917	01:15:47,285	Just like the tiniest little bit.	Just like the tiniest little bit.
1808	01:15:47,319	01:15:49,154	- I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby!	- I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby!
1809	01:15:49,187	01:15:50,555	He must be allergic to pecans.	He must be allergic to pecans.
1810	01:15:50,588	01:15:52,490	Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK.	Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK.
1811	01:15:52,524	01:15:54,159	There's nothing OK about this.	There's nothing OK about this.
1812	01:15:54,192	01:15:56,027	No, I know there's nothing OK about this!	No, I know there's nothing OK about this!
1813	01:15:56,061	01:15:58,263	Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts	Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts
1814	01:15:58,296	01:15:59,264	before they're one.	before they're one.
1815	01:15:59,297	01:16:00,565	What were you thinking?	What were you thinking?
1816	01:16:00,598	01:16:02,534	I didn't realize a pecan was a nut!	I didn't realize a pecan was a nut!
1817	01:16:02,567	01:16:06,504	I mean, I... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking.	I mean, I... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking.
1818	01:16:06,538	01:16:08,139	Of course you weren't thinking.	Of course you weren't thinking.
1819	01:16:08,173	01:16:10,408	You haven't been thinking for the past year.	You haven't been thinking for the past year.
1820	01:16:10,442	01:16:12,944	You've just been living in denial about Maeve	You've just been living in denial about Maeve
1821	01:16:12,977	01:16:14,512	and feeling sorry for yourself.	and feeling sorry for yourself.
1822	01:16:14,546	01:16:16,314	You know what?	You know what?
1823	01:16:16,348	01:16:18,149	You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me!	You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me!
1824	01:16:18,183	01:16:20,886	What do about dealing with your truth?	What do about dealing with your truth?
1825	01:16:20,920	01:16:24,323	You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old.	You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old.
1826	01:16:24,357	01:16:27,259	Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today.	Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today.
1827	01:16:27,293	01:16:28,327	You were.	You were.
1828	01:16:28,361	01:16:30,096	You're going through a divorce.	You're going through a divorce.
1829	01:16:30,129	01:16:30,996	Act like it.	Act like it.
1830	01:16:31,030	01:16:32,264	How can I?	How can I?
1831	01:16:32,298	01:16:33,999	Every time I bring up my divorce,	Every time I bring up my divorce,
1832	01:16:34,033	01:16:35,301	you start talking about your breakup	you start talking about your breakup
1833	01:16:35,334	01:16:36,569	as if it's the same fucking thing!	as if it's the same fucking thing!
1834	01:16:36,602	01:16:37,937	Well, why isn't it?	Well, why isn't it?
1835	01:16:37,970	01:16:39,472	I was married for four years!	I was married for four years!
1836	01:16:39,505	01:16:41,107	So what?	So what?
1837	01:16:41,140	01:16:43,542	My husband left me with a five month old!	My husband left me with a five month old!
1838	01:16:43,576	01:16:46,178	And I dated a woman who shaved my head	And I dated a woman who shaved my head
1839	01:16:46,212	01:16:48,447	in the middle of the night 'cause she saw a gray hair.	in the middle of the night 'cause she saw a gray hair.
1840	01:16:48,481	01:16:50,282	You can't quantify grief.	You can't quantify grief.
1841	01:16:50,316	01:16:53,185	Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again.	Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again.
1842	01:16:53,219	01:16:54,420	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
1843	01:16:54,453	01:16:56,155	You know what? Never mind.	You know what? Never mind.
1844	01:16:56,188	01:16:57,356	I can't deal with you right now.	I can't deal with you right now.
1845	01:16:57,390	01:16:59,225	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
1846	01:16:59,258	01:17:01,026	I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now	I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now
1847	01:17:01,060	01:17:02,528	when I'm on 'shrooms.	when I'm on 'shrooms.
1848	01:17:02,561	01:17:04,096	Your mouth is like...	Your mouth is like...
1849	01:17:04,130	01:17:05,931	It's moving all weird like a puppet	It's moving all weird like a puppet
1850	01:17:05,965	01:17:07,333	and it is freaking me out!	and it is freaking me out!
1851	01:17:07,366	01:17:09,169	Did it ever occur to you that maybe	Did it ever occur to you that maybe
1852	01:17:09,202	01:17:12,038	I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling?	I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling?
1853	01:17:12,072	01:17:14,074	And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound,	And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound,
1854	01:17:14,107	01:17:18,612	but it's something that I need right now, OK?	but it's something that I need right now, OK?
1855	01:17:18,645	01:17:20,347	- Molls? - Fuck.	- Molls? - Fuck.
1856	01:17:22,449	01:17:25,118	You know maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you	You know maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you
1857	01:17:25,152	01:17:26,620	because I didn't want to listen to you	because I didn't want to listen to you
1858	01:17:26,653	01:17:30,157	bitch about some woman who never loved you.	bitch about some woman who never loved you.
1859	01:17:30,190	01:17:32,592	I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year.	I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year.
1860	01:17:32,626	01:17:35,996	I can't do it anymore, Abby!	I can't do it anymore, Abby!
1861	01:17:36,029	01:17:37,297	OK.	OK.
1862	01:17:42,102	01:17:44,070	Abby, what the hell is going on?	Abby, what the hell is going on?
1863	01:17:44,104	01:17:45,539	I gave the baby nuts.	I gave the baby nuts.
1864	01:17:45,572	01:17:47,140	He's having an allergic reaction,	He's having an allergic reaction,
1865	01:17:47,174	01:17:49,476	and Molly has a puppet mouth.	and Molly has a puppet mouth.
1866	01:17:49,509	01:17:51,111	OK, Molly, wait.	OK, Molly, wait.
1867	01:17:51,144	01:17:52,712	I'm coming with you.	I'm coming with you.
1868	01:18:08,196	01:18:11,065	Well, this happened at my niece's school.	Well, this happened at my niece's school.
1869	01:18:11,098	01:18:15,703	One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts.	One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts.
1870	01:18:15,736	01:18:16,971	He just sat.	He just sat.
1871	01:18:19,073	01:18:20,341	And then he died.	And then he died.
1872	01:18:23,744	01:18:25,480	Help! Help!	Help! Help!
1873	01:18:27,148	01:18:28,583	Hello? Hi.	Hello? Hi.
1874	01:18:28,616	01:18:30,051	Excuse me, can somebody help us?	Excuse me, can somebody help us?
1875	01:18:30,084	01:18:31,486	- We need help please. - Yeah.	- We need help please. - Yeah.
1876	01:18:31,519	01:18:33,087	He's having an allergic reaction to nuts.	He's having an allergic reaction to nuts.
1877	01:18:33,120	01:18:34,455	- Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother?	- Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother?
1878	01:18:34,489	01:18:35,723	- Yes. - Yes.	- Yes. - Yes.
1879	01:18:35,756	01:18:37,124	Were you there when it happened?	Were you there when it happened?
1880	01:18:37,158	01:18:38,159	No, I wasn't.	No, I wasn't.
1881	01:18:39,527	01:18:42,196	Have you been drinking today, ma'am?	Have you been drinking today, ma'am?
1882	01:18:42,230	01:18:45,200	No, I had a little bit of wine, but no.	No, I had a little bit of wine, but no.
1883	01:18:45,234	01:18:47,102	All right. Did you bring your insurance card?	All right. Did you bring your insurance card?
1884	01:18:47,135	01:18:48,136	- Yeah. - Did you?	- Yeah. - Did you?
1885	01:18:48,170	01:18:49,071	- Yes. - Yes?	- Yes. - Yes?
1886	01:18:49,104	01:18:50,138	Yeah, in here.	Yeah, in here.
1887	01:18:50,172	01:18:51,607	- Come on! - Hang on.	- Come on! - Hang on.
1888	01:18:51,640	01:18:53,208	- Relax. - Sorry.	- Relax. - Sorry.
1889	01:18:56,846	01:18:59,448	OK. When you get done with that will you bring me	OK. When you get done with that will you bring me
1890	01:18:59,481	01:19:01,450	two bottles of Pedialyte to room one?	two bottles of Pedialyte to room one?
1891	01:19:01,483	01:19:03,118	We're gonna check him out.	We're gonna check him out.
1892	01:19:03,151	01:19:04,419	We'll see what the real issue is.	We'll see what the real issue is.
1893	01:19:04,453	01:19:06,188	I just told you what the issue is.	I just told you what the issue is.
1894	01:19:06,221	01:19:08,156	He had nuts. His throat might close up.	He had nuts. His throat might close up.
1895	01:19:08,190	01:19:09,491	Can you just check him?	Can you just check him?
1896	01:19:09,525	01:19:11,093	We will. You said you weren't there.	We will. You said you weren't there.
1897	01:19:11,126	01:19:12,594	We just need to make sure that nobody	We just need to make sure that nobody
1898	01:19:12,628	01:19:15,631	gave him anything else, like drugs or alcohol.	gave him anything else, like drugs or alcohol.
1899	01:19:15,664	01:19:17,366	Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol.	Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol.
1900	01:19:17,399	01:19:18,500	Well, we don't know that.	Well, we don't know that.
1901	01:19:18,534	01:19:19,836	Well, I know that.	Well, I know that.
1902	01:19:19,869	01:19:21,436	I'm his mother, and I am telling you	I'm his mother, and I am telling you
1903	01:19:21,470	01:19:22,839	that he didn't have drugs or alcohol.	that he didn't have drugs or alcohol.
1904	01:19:22,872	01:19:24,172	He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that?	He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that?
1905	01:19:24,206	01:19:27,142	OK. Just calm down, follow me.	OK. Just calm down, follow me.
1906	01:19:27,175	01:19:28,777	I love Thanksgiving.	I love Thanksgiving.
1907	01:19:32,883	01:19:35,451	She's not a better kisser than me, is she?	She's not a better kisser than me, is she?
1908	01:19:35,485	01:19:37,320	No. No.	No. No.
1909	01:19:37,353	01:19:41,424	I mean her lips are way softer, but don't worry.	I mean her lips are way softer, but don't worry.
1910	01:19:41,457	01:19:44,828	You're a much better kisser, hon.	You're a much better kisser, hon.
1911	01:19:44,862	01:19:47,564	- I can't find the baby. - What?	- I can't find the baby. - What?
1912	01:20:04,815	01:20:06,249	Hi, this is Molly.	Hi, this is Molly.
1913	01:20:06,282	01:20:07,650	Leave a message.	Leave a message.
1914	01:20:16,392	01:20:18,127	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1915	01:20:18,161	01:20:19,262	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1916	01:20:19,296	01:20:22,199	There's no place like Home Depot.	There's no place like Home Depot.
1917	01:20:29,673	01:20:31,876	How are you holding up?	How are you holding up?
1918	01:20:35,212	01:20:39,683	The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor.	The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor.
1919	01:20:39,717	01:20:42,620	What if I didn't hear him crying?	What if I didn't hear him crying?
1920	01:20:42,653	01:20:47,191	Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way.	Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way.
1921	01:20:49,393	01:20:51,261	He could've died.	He could've died.
1922	01:20:51,295	01:20:54,632	You're doing the best you possibly can.	You're doing the best you possibly can.
1923	01:20:57,334	01:20:59,904	Did you mean what you said back at the house	Did you mean what you said back at the house
1924	01:20:59,938	01:21:02,339	about me being a rebound?	about me being a rebound?
1925	01:21:09,849	01:21:12,183	I actually did.	I actually did.
1926	01:21:12,217	01:21:14,619	I just, I don't know how great of a partner	I just, I don't know how great of a partner
1927	01:21:14,653	01:21:17,255	I can be right now, you know?	I can be right now, you know?
1928	01:21:17,288	01:21:20,926	I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks.	I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks.
1929	01:21:20,960	01:21:22,327	17 days.	17 days.
1930	01:21:22,360	01:21:23,695	And you're great.	And you're great.
1931	01:21:23,728	01:21:26,899	I'm just not ready for a relationship.	I'm just not ready for a relationship.
1932	01:21:28,633	01:21:30,970	That's OK. Yeah.	That's OK. Yeah.
1933	01:21:31,003	01:21:32,237	I'm so...	I'm so...
1934	01:21:32,270	01:21:33,204	Oh, I should get this.	Oh, I should get this.
1935	01:21:33,238	01:21:34,305	Yeah.	Yeah.
1936	01:21:34,339	01:21:35,975	Listen, do you want me to stay?	Listen, do you want me to stay?
1937	01:21:36,008	01:21:37,509	I can stay.	I can stay.
1938	01:21:37,542	01:21:40,478	It's OK. I've got it.	It's OK. I've got it.
1939	01:21:40,512	01:21:41,713	OK.	OK.
1940	01:21:44,549	01:21:45,985	- Hello? - Oh.	- Hello? - Oh.
1941	01:21:46,018	01:21:47,920	Hang on. Hang on one second.	Hang on. Hang on one second.
1942	01:21:47,953	01:21:51,791	I still you owe you money for the photo booth.	I still you owe you money for the photo booth.
1943	01:21:51,824	01:21:54,192	Oh, don't worry about it.	Oh, don't worry about it.
1944	01:21:55,027	01:21:56,295	Cool.	Cool.
1945	01:21:56,328	01:21:58,330	- OK. - OK.	- OK. - OK.
1946	01:22:00,466	01:22:01,500	Hey.	Hey.
1947	01:22:01,534	01:22:05,271	I don't want to alarm you, but,	I don't want to alarm you, but,
1948	01:22:05,304	01:22:08,240	Eden is missing and... is he with you?	Eden is missing and... is he with you?
1949	01:22:08,274	01:22:09,742	We're at the hospital.	We're at the hospital.
1950	01:22:09,775	01:22:11,577	He had an allergic reaction to nuts.	He had an allergic reaction to nuts.
1951	01:22:11,610	01:22:12,946	Oh, thank god.	Oh, thank god.
1952	01:22:12,979	01:22:15,882	Molly and Eden are at the hospital.	Molly and Eden are at the hospital.
1953	01:22:15,916	01:22:17,249	What happened?	What happened?
1954	01:22:17,283	01:22:18,785	Abby gave him pecans.	Abby gave him pecans.
1955	01:22:18,819	01:22:20,553	Oh, Jesus Christ.	Oh, Jesus Christ.
1956	01:22:20,586	01:22:24,024	Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts.	Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts.
1957	01:22:24,057	01:22:27,493	Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK?	Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK?
1958	01:22:27,526	01:22:28,962	I didn't even know you were gone.	I didn't even know you were gone.
1959	01:22:28,995	01:22:30,663	Yeah, he's fine.	Yeah, he's fine.
1960	01:22:30,696	01:22:31,998	All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK?	All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK?
1961	01:22:32,032	01:22:33,699	Oh, no, honey, it's fine.	Oh, no, honey, it's fine.
1962	01:22:33,733	01:22:35,601	We're probably gonna be out of here real soon.	We're probably gonna be out of here real soon.
1963	01:22:35,634	01:22:37,369	All right.	All right.
1964	01:22:37,403	01:22:39,438	Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away.	Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away.
1965	01:22:39,472	01:22:41,474	I know. I love you.	I know. I love you.
1966	01:22:41,507	01:22:43,643	I love you too, hon.	I love you too, hon.
1967	01:22:46,814	01:22:48,548	You wanna check on the kids?	You wanna check on the kids?
1968	01:22:48,582	01:22:49,783	Yeah.	Yeah.
1969	01:22:52,352	01:22:53,386	Oof, man.	Oof, man.
1970	01:22:54,721	01:22:57,024	Oh, that was so scary.	Oh, that was so scary.
1971	01:22:57,058	01:22:59,026	Oh, man. How's she doing?	Oh, man. How's she doing?
1972	01:22:59,060	01:23:01,294	- Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah.	- Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah.
1973	01:23:01,328	01:23:03,597	Wow, god, it seems like a lot to go through, you know?	Wow, god, it seems like a lot to go through, you know?
1974	01:23:03,630	01:23:06,299	Oh, I feel very shaken up.	Oh, I feel very shaken up.
1975	01:23:06,333	01:23:08,602	- Mm, sure. - Thank you.	- Mm, sure. - Thank you.
1976	01:23:09,904	01:23:11,005	This feels nice.	This feels nice.
1977	01:23:11,038	01:23:12,874	Of course. Oh!	Of course. Oh!
1978	01:23:12,907	01:23:14,876	Oh, god. Helen, wait.	Oh, god. Helen, wait.
1979	01:23:14,909	01:23:16,543	Wait... Sorry.	Wait... Sorry.
1980	01:23:16,576	01:23:18,813	Helen, hey. I can't do this.	Helen, hey. I can't do this.
1981	01:23:18,846	01:23:20,580	Why not?	Why not?
1982	01:23:20,614	01:23:22,950	You're not gonna give me this crap about being old.	You're not gonna give me this crap about being old.
1983	01:23:22,984	01:23:25,385	I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast.	I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast.
1984	01:23:25,418	01:23:28,089	Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet.	Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet.
1985	01:23:28,122	01:23:30,024	And it's not that you're too old.	And it's not that you're too old.
1986	01:23:30,057	01:23:32,326	You are a gorgeous woman.	You are a gorgeous woman.
1987	01:23:32,360	01:23:35,596	But, you're Molly's mother.	But, you're Molly's mother.
1988	01:23:35,630	01:23:38,066	Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting.	Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting.
1989	01:23:38,100	01:23:40,869	We are like sisters.	We are like sisters.
1990	01:23:40,903	01:23:43,671	I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen.	I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen.
1991	01:23:43,704	01:23:45,974	Why does Molly get all the fun?	Why does Molly get all the fun?
1992	01:23:46,008	01:23:47,943	- All the fun? - Yeah.	- All the fun? - Yeah.
1993	01:23:47,976	01:23:50,913	You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right?	You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right?
1994	01:23:50,946	01:23:52,014	And she's going through a divorce.	And she's going through a divorce.
1995	01:23:52,047	01:23:53,514	That doesn't sound like fun.	That doesn't sound like fun.
1996	01:23:53,548	01:23:55,884	I have gone through five divorces.	I have gone through five divorces.
1997	01:23:55,918	01:23:58,386	Like Elizabeth Taylor.	Like Elizabeth Taylor.
1998	01:23:58,419	01:24:01,422	Helen, you're not sisters, OK?	Helen, you're not sisters, OK?
1999	01:24:01,455	01:24:02,825	You're her mother.	You're her mother.
2000	01:24:02,858	01:24:04,659	Seems like she could use that right now.	Seems like she could use that right now.
2001	01:24:04,692	01:24:06,028	Know what I mean?	Know what I mean?
2002	01:24:10,665	01:24:12,733	- Hey. - Hi.	- Hey. - Hi.
2003	01:24:12,767	01:24:17,005	Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy.	Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy.
2004	01:24:17,039	01:24:19,075	I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him	I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him
2005	01:24:19,108	01:24:20,542	and then you guys will be free to go.	and then you guys will be free to go.
2006	01:24:20,576	01:24:21,610	Thank you.	Thank you.
2007	01:24:23,146	01:24:24,981	Pluto Raiders?	Pluto Raiders?
2008	01:24:25,014	01:24:26,582	Yeah.	Yeah.
2009	01:24:26,615	01:24:30,086	OK, what was it like working with Streep?	OK, what was it like working with Streep?
2010	01:24:30,119	01:24:32,021	I mean, come on.	I mean, come on.
2011	01:24:32,055	01:24:33,857	The best.	The best.
2012	01:24:33,890	01:24:35,124	I knew it.	I knew it.
2013	01:24:35,158	01:24:37,526	- OK, he'll be right in. - OK.	- OK, he'll be right in. - OK.
2014	01:24:41,597	01:24:43,967	Oh, I love you, my little boy.	Oh, I love you, my little boy.
2015	01:24:44,000	01:24:45,567	My sweet boy.	My sweet boy.
2016	01:24:54,110	01:24:55,377	Oh, God.	Oh, God.
2017	01:25:10,760	01:25:13,463	Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson.	Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson.
2018	01:25:13,496	01:25:14,899	OK, it's family only.	OK, it's family only.
2019	01:25:14,932	01:25:15,833	Just let me...	Just let me...
2020	01:25:15,866	01:25:17,500	Oh, I am family.	Oh, I am family.
2021	01:25:18,468	01:25:20,503	Oh, I'm not fam...	Oh, I'm not fam...
2022	01:25:20,536	01:25:23,606	Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay?	Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay?
2023	01:25:23,640	01:25:26,977	I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay?	I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay?
2024	01:25:27,011	01:25:28,846	No. No.	No. No.
2025	01:25:28,879	01:25:31,081	Do I need to make a viral video for the ACLU?	Do I need to make a viral video for the ACLU?
2026	01:25:31,115	01:25:32,816	Do you want a million hits on that shit?	Do you want a million hits on that shit?
2027	01:25:32,850	01:25:35,551	- Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC,	- Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC,
2028	01:25:35,585	01:25:37,922	and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna	and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna
2029	01:25:37,955	01:25:39,223	rain down on this fire.	rain down on this fire.
2030	01:25:39,256	01:25:40,523	OK, ma'am.	OK, ma'am.
2031	01:25:40,556	01:25:41,591	It's not 'cause you're gay.	It's not 'cause you're gay.
2032	01:25:41,624	01:25:43,160	Just not on the list.	Just not on the list.
2033	01:25:43,193	01:25:46,130	I'm not on the family list?	I'm not on the family list?
2034	01:25:46,163	01:25:49,199	It's fine. She's family.	It's fine. She's family.
2035	01:25:52,669	01:25:55,539	Well, rainbow flags for everybody.	Well, rainbow flags for everybody.
2036	01:25:55,572	01:25:56,875	Yeah, ma'am...	Yeah, ma'am...
2037	01:25:56,908	01:25:59,177	I still need you to fill out the visitor log.	I still need you to fill out the visitor log.
2038	01:25:59,210	01:26:01,046	Oh, OK.	Oh, OK.
2039	01:26:01,079	01:26:03,181	And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes	And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes
2040	01:26:03,214	01:26:06,684	because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks.	because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks.
2041	01:26:06,717	01:26:08,585	Well...	Well...
2042	01:26:08,619	01:26:10,487	Classic Dyke on a Bike.	Classic Dyke on a Bike.
2043	01:26:10,521	01:26:11,923	Mm-hmm.	Mm-hmm.
2044	01:26:11,957	01:26:13,258	I know.	I know.
2045	01:26:13,291	01:26:14,758	I wanna go too.	I wanna go too.
2046	01:26:15,860	01:26:19,064	- Hey... - Hey.	- Hey... - Hey.
2047	01:26:20,231	01:26:21,632	Is he OK?	Is he OK?
2048	01:26:22,968	01:26:25,236	Yeah.	Yeah.
2049	01:26:25,270	01:26:27,072	He has a nut allergy.	He has a nut allergy.
2050	01:26:27,105	01:26:29,240	Yeah, well, I figured.	Yeah, well, I figured.
2051	01:26:32,210	01:26:34,745	Hi.	Hi.
2052	01:26:34,778	01:26:35,880	How are you?	How are you?
2053	01:26:41,618	01:26:42,887	I don't know.	I don't know.
2054	01:26:46,192	01:26:47,893	I should have been with him.	I should have been with him.
2055	01:26:47,927	01:26:49,061	Oh, God, no.	Oh, God, no.
2056	01:26:49,095	01:26:50,196	Don't do that.	Don't do that.
2057	01:26:50,229	01:26:51,797	It was my fault.	It was my fault.
2058	01:26:55,301	01:26:57,970	Well, that is true.	Well, that is true.
2059	01:26:58,004	01:27:00,672	But listen, maybe I needed this.	But listen, maybe I needed this.
2060	01:27:02,908	01:27:06,711	I just didn't wanna deal with anything today.	I just didn't wanna deal with anything today.
2061	01:27:08,848	01:27:12,151	I was just trying to prove I was OK.	I was just trying to prove I was OK.
2062	01:27:16,155	01:27:20,092	- I'm not OK. - I know.	- I'm not OK. - I know.
2063	01:27:25,197	01:27:28,200	I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve.	I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve.
2064	01:27:28,234	01:27:29,201	Not, it's...	Not, it's...
2065	01:27:29,235	01:27:31,204	You were right.	You were right.
2066	01:27:31,238	01:27:33,140	She never loved me.	She never loved me.
2067	01:27:36,243	01:27:38,211	Yeah, but at least you were brave enough	Yeah, but at least you were brave enough
2068	01:27:38,245	01:27:40,981	to try to have some real intimacy.	to try to have some real intimacy.
2069	01:27:41,014	01:27:45,651	I don't think I've ever been able to do that.	I don't think I've ever been able to do that.
2070	01:27:45,684	01:27:48,121	Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy.	Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy.
2071	01:27:48,155	01:27:51,690	I was basically just his ornament.	I was basically just his ornament.
2072	01:27:55,128	01:27:57,297	Maybe I am just a prettiot.	Maybe I am just a prettiot.
2073	01:27:58,331	01:28:01,667	You're not that pretty.	You're not that pretty.
2074	01:28:01,700	01:28:04,037	You know you're actually prettier on the inside	You know you're actually prettier on the inside
2075	01:28:04,071	01:28:05,972	than you are on the outside.	than you are on the outside.
2076	01:28:06,006	01:28:08,241	That is fucking infuriating.	That is fucking infuriating.
2077	01:28:10,110	01:28:12,279	Babe, you're a great catch.	Babe, you're a great catch.
2078	01:28:12,312	01:28:14,281	- OK. - Yeah, you are.	- OK. - Yeah, you are.
2079	01:28:14,314	01:28:18,085	And I cannot wait to see you with your person.	And I cannot wait to see you with your person.
2080	01:28:18,118	01:28:20,720	Well, I don't know.	Well, I don't know.
2081	01:28:20,754	01:28:23,391	The L.A. lesbian world is pretty self-aware.	The L.A. lesbian world is pretty self-aware.
2082	01:28:23,424	01:28:26,194	And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay	And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay
2083	01:28:26,227	01:28:27,995	until your thirties.	until your thirties.
2084	01:28:28,029	01:28:30,898	Well, if only your tube sock collection	Well, if only your tube sock collection
2085	01:28:30,932	01:28:33,000	had been any indication.	had been any indication.
2086	01:28:34,268	01:28:37,038	Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover	Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover
2087	01:28:37,071	01:28:39,006	with an incredible tube sock collection,	with an incredible tube sock collection,
2088	01:28:39,040	01:28:40,908	looking for her Idgie Threadgoode.	looking for her Idgie Threadgoode.
2089	01:28:40,942	01:28:43,177	Must love to sit around the table with friends,	Must love to sit around the table with friends,
2090	01:28:43,211	01:28:45,046	laughing and eating way into the night,	laughing and eating way into the night,
2091	01:28:45,079	01:28:47,048	but be willing to sneak away and make mad love	but be willing to sneak away and make mad love
2092	01:28:47,081	01:28:49,083	to the cool sounds of Queen B.	to the cool sounds of Queen B.
2093	01:28:49,117	01:28:50,885	Nice boobies a plus.	Nice boobies a plus.
2094	01:28:52,253	01:28:54,122	- Hey, Molly. - Yeah?	- Hey, Molly. - Yeah?
2095	01:28:54,155	01:28:55,156	He's all set to go.	He's all set to go.
2096	01:28:55,189	01:28:57,225	Oh. Thank you.	Oh. Thank you.
2097	01:28:57,258	01:28:59,060	Thanks for everything.	Thanks for everything.
2098	01:28:59,093	01:29:00,694	My pleasure.	My pleasure.
2099	01:29:00,727	01:29:03,131	Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number.	Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number.
2100	01:29:03,164	01:29:04,198	No pressure.	No pressure.
2101	01:29:06,802	01:29:09,204	I feel like... unprofessional.	I feel like... unprofessional.
2102	01:29:09,238	01:29:11,006	Of course that's what you'd say.	Of course that's what you'd say.
2103	01:29:11,039	01:29:12,107	Not the time.	Not the time.
2104	01:29:12,141	01:29:13,175	Come on, let's get out of here.	Come on, let's get out of here.
2105	01:29:13,208	01:29:14,343	We'll talk about it in the car.	We'll talk about it in the car.
2106	01:29:14,376	01:29:16,111	I'll get this.	I'll get this.
2107	01:29:18,180	01:29:19,381	I love you.	I love you.
2108	01:29:43,038	01:29:44,373	Gobble, gobble.	Gobble, gobble.
2109	01:29:44,406	01:29:45,340	Uh, man.	Uh, man.
2110	01:29:48,410	01:29:51,046	That hat was on Jeff's balls.	That hat was on Jeff's balls.
2111	01:29:52,347	01:29:54,783	After all he's been through tonight?	After all he's been through tonight?
2112	01:29:54,817	01:29:56,186	They were clean balls.	They were clean balls.
2113	01:29:56,219	01:29:57,120	Oh my god.	Oh my god.
2114	01:29:57,153	01:29:58,955	How do you know?	How do you know?
2115	01:29:58,988	01:30:00,056	I licked them.	I licked them.
2116	01:30:06,529	01:30:08,131	Thank God.	Thank God.
2117	01:30:08,164	01:30:09,765	- Hey. - Poor guy.	- Hey. - Poor guy.
2118	01:30:09,799	01:30:11,100	How are you doing?	How are you doing?
2119	01:30:11,134	01:30:14,237	Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess.	Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess.
2120	01:30:16,272	01:30:17,407	It's OK.	It's OK.
2121	01:30:17,440	01:30:18,474	Thanks, honey.	Thanks, honey.
2122	01:30:18,508	01:30:19,876	I'm gonna go grab the kids.	I'm gonna go grab the kids.
2123	01:30:19,909	01:30:22,812	- OK. - Dan.	- OK. - Dan.
2124	01:30:22,845	01:30:26,249	I'm sorry I made out with your wife.	I'm sorry I made out with your wife.
2125	01:30:26,282	01:30:30,220	- Look here, it is all good. - OK.	- Look here, it is all good. - OK.
2126	01:30:30,253	01:30:32,121	Just next time, you just invite a brother.	Just next time, you just invite a brother.
2127	01:30:32,155	01:30:34,123	That's all I ask. You dig?	That's all I ask. You dig?
2128	01:30:34,157	01:30:36,159	Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women,	Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women,
2129	01:30:36,192	01:30:39,028	but if there is one, it's you.	but if there is one, it's you.
2130	01:30:42,198	01:30:43,434	I love you guys.	I love you guys.
2131	01:30:43,467	01:30:45,436	We love you.	We love you.
2132	01:30:45,469	01:30:46,804	Bye.	Bye.
2133	01:30:46,837	01:30:48,138	- Thanks, bye. - Bye, honey.	- Thanks, bye. - Bye, honey.
2134	01:30:48,172	01:30:49,873	Bye.	Bye.
2135	01:30:54,445	01:30:56,113	Leftovers?	Leftovers?
2136	01:30:56,146	01:30:57,281	Hell, yeah.	Hell, yeah.
2137	01:31:05,522	01:31:09,059	I thought you might be hungry.	I thought you might be hungry.
2138	01:31:09,093	01:31:10,294	Yeah.	Yeah.
2139	01:31:15,266	01:31:16,400	This is nice.	This is nice.
2140	01:31:28,946	01:31:34,185	You have so many strong and beautiful women around you.	You have so many strong and beautiful women around you.
2141	01:31:34,219	01:31:36,354	I really envy you girls and this time	I really envy you girls and this time
2142	01:31:36,388	01:31:38,423	that you are living in.	that you are living in.
2143	01:31:39,424	01:31:42,327	You're living in it too, Helen.	You're living in it too, Helen.
2144	01:31:43,261	01:31:44,362	Call me Mom.	Call me Mom.
2145	01:31:47,299	01:31:50,101	Nah, I think Helen's a better fit.	Nah, I think Helen's a better fit.
2146	01:31:50,135	01:31:52,537	Yeah, I think you're right.	Yeah, I think you're right.
2147	01:31:52,570	01:31:53,872	Yeah.	Yeah.
2148	01:31:57,208	01:31:58,310	Helen.	Helen.
2149	01:31:59,077	01:32:00,345	Join me outside?	Join me outside?
2150	01:32:01,980	01:32:04,149	Nice chat. Enjoy the food.	Nice chat. Enjoy the food.
2151	01:32:07,185	01:32:10,288	At least someone's getting laid tonight.	At least someone's getting laid tonight.
2152	01:32:18,563	01:32:20,566	You may also be getting a hemorrhoid.	You may also be getting a hemorrhoid.
2153	01:32:20,599	01:32:22,435	- Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids.	- Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids.
2154	01:32:22,468	01:32:24,170	That's the only thing I don't have right now.	That's the only thing I don't have right now.
2155	01:32:24,203	01:32:25,504	Come on.	Come on.
2156	01:32:25,538	01:32:26,539	Stick a clove of garlic up your ass.	Stick a clove of garlic up your ass.
2157	01:32:26,572	01:32:27,640	No, that...	No, that...
2158	01:32:27,673	01:32:29,275	- Oh my god. - It works!	- Oh my god. - It works!
2159	01:32:29,308	01:32:31,310	You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out?	You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out?
2160	01:32:31,344	01:32:33,279	Have you ever had pus come out of your ass?	Have you ever had pus come out of your ass?
2161	01:32:33,312	01:32:37,316	Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you	Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you
2162	01:32:37,350	01:32:39,352	while your asshole bleeds?	while your asshole bleeds?
2163	01:32:39,385	01:32:41,053	What am I saying?	What am I saying?
2164	01:32:41,087	01:32:44,990	I forgot what I was supposed to be saying.	I forgot what I was supposed to be saying.
2165	01:32:45,024	01:32:47,526	They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out.	They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out.
2166	01:32:47,560	01:32:49,295	Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe.	Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe.
2167	01:32:55,234	01:32:59,672	Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.	Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
2168	01:32:59,705	01:33:01,173	OK, here.	OK, here.
2169	01:33:01,207	01:33:03,642	- The worst husband of all time. - Sorry.	- The worst husband of all time. - Sorry.
2170	01:33:03,676	01:33:06,078	Why would you invite him without asking me?	Why would you invite him without asking me?
2171	01:33:06,112	01:33:08,281	Oh, the two of you were so good together.	Oh, the two of you were so good together.
2172	01:33:10,450	01:33:12,085	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2173	01:33:12,119	01:33:14,020	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2174	01:33:14,054	01:33:17,557	♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪	♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪
2175	01:33:17,591	01:33:19,159	He cheated on me.	He cheated on me.
2176	01:33:20,660	01:33:22,329	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2177	01:33:22,362	01:33:24,131	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2178	01:33:24,164	01:33:26,166	♪ Savannah ♪	♪ Savannah ♪
2179	01:33:26,199	01:33:32,672	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK?	I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK?
2180	01:33:32,706	01:33:34,374	Claire.	Claire.
2181	01:33:34,408	01:33:36,943	And I'll take your silence as consent.	And I'll take your silence as consent.
2182	01:33:36,977	01:33:38,111	That was terrible.	That was terrible.
2183	01:33:41,481	01:33:42,649	I don't understand.	I don't understand.
2184	01:33:42,682	01:33:43,683	What's the problem?	What's the problem?
2185	01:33:43,717	01:33:45,185	You said you didn't mind.	You said you didn't mind.
2186	01:33:45,218	01:33:48,288	Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit.	Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit.
2187	01:33:48,321	01:33:49,389	Well you didn't...	Well you didn't...
2188	01:33:49,423	01:33:52,292	You made me use my white voice.	You made me use my white voice.
2189	01:33:57,665	01:33:59,400	Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids	Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids
2190	01:33:59,434	01:34:01,502	because of all my built up aggression and anger	because of all my built up aggression and anger
2191	01:34:01,536	01:34:03,304	that I've been pushing, you know?	that I've been pushing, you know?
2192	01:34:07,575	01:34:09,577	I had to go in, see my urologist,	I had to go in, see my urologist,
2193	01:34:09,610	01:34:12,980	'cause I had a massive softball sized tumor.	'cause I had a massive softball sized tumor.
2194	01:34:19,787	01:34:22,523	I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids	I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids
2195	01:34:22,557	01:34:25,026	'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again.	'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again.
2196	01:34:25,059	01:34:26,694	You know?	You know?
2197	01:34:32,600	01:34:34,101	I feel really blessed to be here	I feel really blessed to be here
2198	01:34:34,135	01:34:36,771	and thank you so much, hostess,	and thank you so much, hostess,
2199	01:34:36,805	01:34:38,072	and host.	and host.
2200	01:34:46,348	01:34:49,151	I inhaled a little soup, people.	I inhaled a little soup, people.
2201	01:34:50,152	01:34:51,787	Oh my God.	Oh my God.
2202	01:34:51,821	01:34:53,722	I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen	I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen
2203	01:34:53,755	01:34:55,491	when I went to school.	when I went to school.
2204	01:34:55,524	01:34:57,159	But, you know, when we...	But, you know, when we...
2205	01:34:57,192	01:35:00,095	If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash,	If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash,
2206	01:35:00,128	01:35:02,764	we'd just throw peanuts at his face.	we'd just throw peanuts at his face.
2207	01:35:04,333	01:35:05,802	- It's all in fun though. Hell. - Jack.	- It's all in fun though. Hell. - Jack.
2208	01:35:05,835	01:35:07,369	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
2209	01:35:07,402	01:35:09,638	Jack, stop laughing.	Jack, stop laughing.
2210	01:35:09,671	01:35:11,306	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
2211	01:35:11,340	01:35:12,741	- You like balls. - I can't say anything right.	- You like balls. - I can't say anything right.
2212	01:35:12,774	01:35:14,710	- You like looking at balls? - I like balls.	- You like looking at balls? - I like balls.
2213	01:35:14,743	01:35:15,644	Looking at them?	Looking at them?
2214	01:35:15,677	01:35:16,745	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
2215	01:35:16,778	01:35:18,380	I don't need to look at them.	I don't need to look at them.
2216	01:35:18,413	01:35:20,082	I just need to feel them up against me.	I just need to feel them up against me.
2217	01:35:20,115	01:35:21,550	That's what I thought.	That's what I thought.
2218	01:35:21,583	01:35:22,684	Some balls are nice.	Some balls are nice.
2219	01:35:22,718	01:35:24,319	That's what I thought.	That's what I thought.
2220	01:35:24,353	01:35:26,622	- Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice.	- Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice.
2221	01:35:26,655	01:35:29,191	This one's for Nicol Paone.	This one's for Nicol Paone.
2222	01:35:32,629	01:35:35,798	And then, like, swallow it like...	And then, like, swallow it like...
2223	01:35:35,833	01:35:39,035	What the fuck kind of movie is this?	What the fuck kind of movie is this?
2224	01:35:40,178	01:35:45,179	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org