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1 00:00:07,882 00:00:10,134 Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
2 00:00:10,385 00:00:13,387 Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
3 00:00:13,638 00:00:15,889 Does it get better than this? Does it get better than this?
4 00:00:16,599 00:00:19,018 Question: You're not dating, are you? Question: You're not dating, are you?
5 00:00:19,269 00:00:21,854 I met somebody who would be perfect for you. I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
6 00:00:22,313 00:00:24,440 You see, perfect might be a problem. You see, perfect might be a problem.
7 00:00:24,691 00:00:28,235 Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive... Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive...
8 00:00:28,987 00:00:31,196 - You want a date Saturday? - Yes, please. - You want a date Saturday? - Yes, please.
9 00:00:33,158 00:00:34,324 He is cute. He is cute.
10 00:00:34,576 00:00:36,744 - He's funny. He's... - He's a he? - He's funny. He's... - He's a he?
11 00:00:36,953 00:00:38,370 Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
12 00:00:38,663 00:00:41,206 Oh, God. I just... Oh, God. I just...
13 00:00:42,333 00:00:43,625 You're nice... Oh, God. You're nice... Oh, God.
14 00:00:43,960 00:00:47,671 Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.
15 00:00:47,922 00:00:49,048 Okay. Bye-bye. Okay. Bye-bye.
16 00:01:32,700 00:01:36,000 ʙᴏʟʜᴀsᴀɴɪ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴏʟʜᴀsᴀɴɪ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ
17 00:01:37,222 00:01:41,100 CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?
18 00:01:41,351 00:01:43,936 Can you believe she actually thought that? Can you believe she actually thought that?
19 00:01:44,104 00:01:45,646 Um... Um...
20 00:01:45,980 00:01:47,022 Yeah. Yeah.
21 00:01:49,317 00:01:51,902 Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe... Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe...
22 00:01:52,153 00:01:53,237 ...possibly... ...possibly...
23 00:01:53,488 00:01:54,530 ...you might be. ...you might be.
24 00:01:55,615 00:01:56,657 You did? You did?
25 00:01:56,908 00:02:00,244 Then you spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... Then you spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts...
26 00:02:00,495 00:02:02,287 ...so then I figured maybe not. ...so then I figured maybe not.
27 00:02:03,998 00:02:08,961 Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
28 00:02:09,170 00:02:10,295 - I did. - I think so. - I did. - I think so.
29 00:02:13,007 00:02:15,050 - Not me. - No, no, me neither. - Not me. - No, no, me neither.
30 00:02:15,927 00:02:19,221 Although, uh, back in college, Susan Saladore did. Although, uh, back in college, Susan Saladore did.
31 00:02:19,472 00:02:20,931 You're kidding. You're kidding.
32 00:02:21,391 00:02:23,517 - Did you tell her I wasn't? - No. - Did you tell her I wasn't? - No.
33 00:02:24,769 00:02:27,354 It's because I wanted to go out with her too. It's because I wanted to go out with her too.
34 00:02:27,564 00:02:30,983 So I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... So I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman...
35 00:02:33,528 00:02:34,820 ...who also liked her. ...who also liked her.
36 00:02:39,826 00:02:41,702 Well, this is fascinating. Well, this is fascinating.
37 00:02:42,495 00:02:44,204 So, uh, what is it about me? So, uh, what is it about me?
38 00:02:44,914 00:02:48,167 I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny... I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny...
39 00:02:48,418 00:02:50,752 Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him? Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him?
40 00:02:51,171 00:02:53,672 - Ha, ha. Yeah, right. - What is it? - Ha, ha. Yeah, right. - What is it?
41 00:02:55,800 00:02:58,927 Okay, I don't know. You just... You have a quality. Okay, I don't know. You just... You have a quality.
42 00:02:59,179 00:03:00,554 - Yes, exactly. - Right? - Yes, exactly. - Right?
43 00:03:00,722 00:03:02,222 Yeah, a quality. Yeah, a quality.
44 00:03:02,390 00:03:06,518 "A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. "A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.
45 00:03:06,769 00:03:08,270 [PHONE RINGS] [PHONE RINGS]
46 00:03:08,813 00:03:11,773 Hello? Hello?
47 00:03:12,442 00:03:13,859 Oh. Rachel. Oh. Rachel.
48 00:03:14,068 00:03:15,736 It's Paolo calling from Rome. It's Paolo calling from Rome.
49 00:03:15,987 00:03:18,906 Oh, my God. Calling from Rome. Oh, my God. Calling from Rome.
50 00:03:20,200 00:03:22,326 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
51 00:03:24,078 00:03:26,997 So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. So he's calling from Rome. I could do that.
52 00:03:27,540 00:03:29,166 Just gotta go to Rome. Just gotta go to Rome.
53 00:03:32,003 00:03:34,713 Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?
54 00:03:34,964 00:03:39,009 I'm talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.
55 00:03:40,136 00:03:41,720 Hey, Dad. What's up? Hey, Dad. What's up?
56 00:03:43,723 00:03:44,890 Oh, God. Oh, God.
57 00:03:46,517 00:03:47,976 Ross, it's Nana. Ross, it's Nana.
58 00:03:56,069 00:03:57,611 Hey. Hey.
59 00:03:59,739 00:04:01,448 MONICA: How you doing? ROSS: Hey, Dad. MONICA: How you doing? ROSS: Hey, Dad.
60 00:04:03,993 00:04:06,328 So, uh, how's she doing? So, uh, how's she doing?
61 00:04:07,080 00:04:09,498 The doctor says it's a matter of hours. The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
62 00:04:10,083 00:04:12,876 - How are you, Mom? - Me? I'm fine, fine. - How are you, Mom? - Me? I'm fine, fine.
63 00:04:13,127 00:04:14,962 I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here.
64 00:04:16,673 00:04:18,048 What's with your hair? What's with your hair?
65 00:04:18,299 00:04:19,424 What? What?
66 00:04:19,968 00:04:21,009 What's different? What's different?
67 00:04:21,344 00:04:22,386 Nothing. Nothing.
68 00:04:22,929 00:04:24,972 Oh, maybe that's it. Oh, maybe that's it.
69 00:04:25,807 00:04:27,349 She's unbelievable. Her mother's... She's unbelievable. Her mother's...
70 00:04:27,558 00:04:28,850 Okay, relax, relax. Okay, relax, relax.
71 00:04:29,060 00:04:31,603 We are gonna be here a while, it looks like. We are gonna be here a while, it looks like.
72 00:04:31,813 00:04:34,648 We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. We still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
73 00:04:34,983 00:04:36,233 Oh, God. Oh, God.
74 00:04:42,991 00:04:45,158 The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
75 00:04:45,326 00:04:46,827 Oh. Oh.
76 00:04:47,287 00:04:49,413 Yeah, they were gross. Yeah, they were gross.
77 00:04:50,248 00:04:52,040 Oh, you know what I love? Oh, you know what I love?
78 00:04:52,250 00:04:54,084 Her Sweet 'N Lows. Her Sweet 'N Lows.
79 00:04:54,294 00:04:57,504 How she was always stealing them from restaurants. How she was always stealing them from restaurants.
80 00:04:57,755 00:05:00,799 Not just restaurants, from our house. Not just restaurants, from our house.
81 00:05:01,342 00:05:02,384 Mrs. Geller? Mrs. Geller?
82 00:05:08,391 00:05:09,725 ROSS: She looks so small. ROSS: She looks so small.
83 00:05:10,184 00:05:11,226 I know. I know.
84 00:05:12,353 00:05:15,814 Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.
85 00:05:19,610 00:05:21,153 Goodbye, Nana. Goodbye, Nana.
86 00:05:28,286 00:05:29,328 Bye, Nana. Bye, Nana.
87 00:05:29,537 00:05:31,580 [ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS] [ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS]
88 00:05:33,249 00:05:34,291 Ross! Ross!
89 00:05:36,002 00:05:37,085 Nurse. Nurse.
90 00:05:38,588 00:05:39,921 What is going on? What is going on?
91 00:05:40,798 00:05:43,550 You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed? You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed?
92 00:05:43,760 00:05:45,302 Well, she's not quite. Well, she's not quite.
93 00:05:46,929 00:05:49,139 - What? - She's not passed. - What? - She's not passed.
94 00:05:49,307 00:05:51,767 She's present. She's back. She's present. She's back.
95 00:05:52,143 00:05:53,268 What's going on? What's going on?
96 00:05:53,519 00:05:55,187 She may have died. She may have died.
97 00:05:56,022 00:05:57,314 "She may have died"? "She may have died"?
98 00:05:57,565 00:05:58,857 We're looking into it. We're looking into it.
99 00:06:00,777 00:06:02,361 Uh, I'll go see. Uh, I'll go see.
100 00:06:03,404 00:06:05,072 [HEART MONITOR BEEPING] [HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
101 00:06:05,448 00:06:07,157 This almost never happens. This almost never happens.
102 00:06:11,204 00:06:12,996 [HEART MONITOR STOPS] [HEART MONITOR STOPS]
103 00:06:24,634 00:06:26,760 Now she's passed. Now she's passed.
104 00:06:36,479 00:06:38,688 I just have to know, okay? I just have to know, okay?
105 00:06:39,273 00:06:40,524 Is it my hair? Is it my hair?
106 00:06:41,109 00:06:44,152 Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
107 00:06:44,404 00:06:46,571 Yeah, you have homosexual hair. Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
108 00:06:50,618 00:06:52,577 RACHEL: Hey. MONICA: Hi. RACHEL: Hey. MONICA: Hi.
109 00:06:53,496 00:06:54,788 RACHEL: So did she? RACHEL: So did she?
110 00:06:55,373 00:06:56,665 Twice. Twice.
111 00:06:58,835 00:07:00,502 Oh, that sucks. Oh, that sucks.
112 00:07:02,797 00:07:03,880 You guys okay? You guys okay?
113 00:07:04,340 00:07:05,966 I don't know. It's weird. I don't know. It's weird.
114 00:07:06,217 00:07:09,719 I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh... I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
115 00:07:10,054 00:07:11,930 Maybe that's because she's not really gone. Maybe that's because she's not really gone.
116 00:07:12,140 00:07:13,640 No, no, she's gone. No, no, she's gone.
117 00:07:14,559 00:07:15,851 We checked. We checked.
118 00:07:16,310 00:07:17,352 A lot. A lot.
119 00:07:18,729 00:07:21,606 No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes.
120 00:07:21,858 00:07:24,734 Ever since my mom died, every now and then... Ever since my mom died, every now and then...
121 00:07:24,986 00:07:28,738 ...I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know? ...I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know?
122 00:07:32,660 00:07:35,328 Oh. And Debbie, my best friend from junior high... Oh. And Debbie, my best friend from junior high...
123 00:07:35,538 00:07:38,665 ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.
124 00:07:40,001 00:07:42,461 I always get this strong Debbie vibe... I always get this strong Debbie vibe...
125 00:07:42,712 00:07:45,130 ...whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils. ...whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils.
126 00:07:50,052 00:07:51,094 I miss her. I miss her.
127 00:07:51,471 00:07:53,513 Aw. Here, Pheebs. Aw. Here, Pheebs.
128 00:07:53,764 00:07:54,848 Want this? Want this?
129 00:07:55,016 00:07:57,058 - Oh, thanks. - Sure. - Oh, thanks. - Sure.
130 00:07:57,310 00:07:59,519 I just sharpened her this morning. I just sharpened her this morning.
131 00:08:01,814 00:08:04,941 See, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead... See, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead...
132 00:08:05,193 00:08:07,694 ...you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food. ...you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food.
133 00:08:11,991 00:08:13,700 So Chandler looks gay, huh? So Chandler looks gay, huh?
134 00:08:17,955 00:08:20,790 I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie.
135 00:08:28,466 00:08:30,383 I thought it'd be a closed casket. I thought it'd be a closed casket.
136 00:08:30,593 00:08:33,553 Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice. Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice.
137 00:08:38,476 00:08:41,061 Sweetie, you think you can get in there? Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
138 00:08:41,479 00:08:43,188 I don't see why not. I don't see why not.
139 00:09:02,375 00:09:03,542 ROSS: Here's my retainer. ROSS: Here's my retainer.
140 00:09:13,094 00:09:14,761 I was just thinking... I was just thinking...
141 00:09:15,096 00:09:16,972 ...when my time comes... - Dad. ...when my time comes... - Dad.
142 00:09:17,223 00:09:18,431 Listen to me. Listen to me.
143 00:09:20,101 00:09:23,895 When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
144 00:09:26,482 00:09:27,524 You what? You what?
145 00:09:28,442 00:09:31,653 I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
146 00:09:33,948 00:09:35,240 Define "fun." Define "fun."
147 00:09:35,449 00:09:39,578 Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch... Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
148 00:09:39,870 00:09:44,207 And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
149 00:09:44,417 00:09:45,917 Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone thinks they know me.
150 00:09:46,168 00:09:49,254 Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable."
151 00:09:49,505 00:09:54,259 Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh."
152 00:09:57,638 00:09:59,723 That's probably what they'll say. That's probably what they'll say.
153 00:10:00,266 00:10:01,850 I'd like that. I'd like that.
154 00:10:13,779 00:10:15,947 - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey. - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey.
155 00:10:16,324 00:10:19,075 Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.
156 00:10:19,327 00:10:23,622 Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.
157 00:10:23,789 00:10:26,583 Oh. Okay. Phew. Oh. Okay. Phew.
158 00:10:29,420 00:10:32,088 So, uh, what do you think it is about me? So, uh, what do you think it is about me?
159 00:10:33,257 00:10:34,466 I don't know what. I don't know what.
160 00:10:34,675 00:10:36,551 You just have... You just have...
161 00:10:36,761 00:10:38,637 ...a quality. - A quality. Right. Great. ...a quality. - A quality. Right. Great.
162 00:10:39,138 00:10:42,849 It's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. It's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
163 00:10:44,685 00:10:48,813 Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with?
164 00:10:49,106 00:10:50,190 What? He's cute. What? He's cute.
165 00:10:50,441 00:10:51,775 Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
166 00:10:52,151 00:10:54,194 He's no Brian in Payroll. He's no Brian in Payroll.
167 00:10:57,198 00:10:58,239 Is Brian? Is Brian?
168 00:10:58,491 00:11:01,993 No. I don't know. The point is, if you were gonna set me up... No. I don't know. The point is, if you were gonna set me up...
169 00:11:02,203 00:11:05,080 ...I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. ...I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him.
170 00:11:05,289 00:11:07,791 Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league. Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
171 00:11:12,922 00:11:16,841 Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian?
172 00:11:19,804 00:11:23,098 Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.
173 00:11:24,809 00:11:26,267 I'm really not. I'm really not.
174 00:11:27,520 00:11:28,728 ROSS: This one? ROSS: This one?
175 00:11:30,481 00:11:32,065 No. No.
176 00:11:33,484 00:11:35,694 I've shown you every dress we have. I've shown you every dress we have.
177 00:11:35,945 00:11:39,864 Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...
178 00:11:40,116 00:11:42,242 ...go with the burgundy. ...go with the burgundy.
179 00:11:42,868 00:11:46,204 Whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. Whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
180 00:11:46,455 00:11:48,623 You're right. We'll go with the burgundy. You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
181 00:11:48,874 00:11:51,626 A fine choice. I'm coming out. A fine choice. I'm coming out.
182 00:11:51,836 00:11:53,545 Wait. We need shoes. Wait. We need shoes.
183 00:11:58,008 00:12:00,844 Okay. Uh... Okay. Uh...
184 00:12:02,054 00:12:03,096 How about these? How about these?
185 00:12:03,806 00:12:05,473 That's really a day shoe. That's really a day shoe.
186 00:12:05,725 00:12:08,810 And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier? And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier?
187 00:12:10,271 00:12:12,313 Could we see something in a slimmer heel? Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
188 00:12:16,444 00:12:21,656 Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy.
189 00:12:22,700 00:12:25,410 I can show you something in a silver that may work. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
190 00:12:26,495 00:12:28,621 No, it really should be burgundy. No, it really should be burgundy.
191 00:12:28,998 00:12:31,166 - Unless we go with a different dress. - Yes. - Unless we go with a different dress. - Yes.
192 00:12:31,417 00:12:33,376 No, no, no. Watch this. No, no, no. Watch this.
193 00:12:33,627 00:12:36,838 Wait, I may have something in the back. Wait, I may have something in the back.
194 00:12:49,602 00:12:50,852 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
195 00:12:51,395 00:12:53,021 Is everything all right, dear? Is everything all right, dear?
196 00:12:53,230 00:12:55,064 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
197 00:12:55,941 00:12:58,026 Just Nana's stuff. Just Nana's stuff.
198 00:13:16,003 00:13:17,545 How we doing? You guys ready? How we doing? You guys ready?
199 00:13:17,797 00:13:20,548 Mom called to remind me not to wear my hair up. Mom called to remind me not to wear my hair up.
200 00:13:20,800 00:13:23,134 Did you know my ears were not my best feature? Did you know my ears were not my best feature?
201 00:13:23,385 00:13:25,637 Some days it's all I can think about. Some days it's all I can think about.
202 00:13:26,514 00:13:29,516 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings. Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings.
203 00:13:29,725 00:13:31,601 Heh. You mean your earrings? Heh. You mean your earrings?
204 00:13:32,186 00:13:33,394 What did I say? What did I say?
205 00:13:34,563 00:13:35,647 [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
206 00:13:35,815 00:13:38,942 - Are these the shoes? - Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy. - Are these the shoes? - Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
207 00:13:39,276 00:13:42,237 What? We, uh, don't have shoes here? What? We, uh, don't have shoes here?
208 00:13:44,448 00:13:46,241 Morning. We ready to go? Morning. We ready to go?
209 00:13:46,492 00:13:48,451 Don't we look nice all dressed up? Don't we look nice all dressed up?
210 00:13:50,246 00:13:52,455 It's stuff like that, isn't it? It's stuff like that, isn't it?
211 00:14:04,385 00:14:07,512 - It was a beautiful service. - It really was. - It was a beautiful service. - It really was.
212 00:14:09,640 00:14:11,307 Come here, sweetheart. Come here, sweetheart.
213 00:14:14,562 00:14:15,603 You know... You know...
214 00:14:16,730 00:14:19,649 ...I think it's time for you to start using night cream. ...I think it's time for you to start using night cream.
215 00:14:25,781 00:14:26,823 What? What?
216 00:14:27,032 00:14:30,577 Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger. Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger.
217 00:14:31,912 00:14:34,372 Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. Check it out. Giants-Cowboys.
218 00:14:35,457 00:14:37,584 You're watching football at a funeral? You're watching football at a funeral?
219 00:14:37,835 00:14:41,546 No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception. No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
220 00:14:42,464 00:14:44,883 You're a frightening, frightening man. You're a frightening, frightening man.
221 00:14:45,885 00:14:48,469 RACHEL: Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes. RACHEL: Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes.
222 00:14:48,637 00:14:51,139 Oh. I hope they're not ruined. Oh. I hope they're not ruined.
223 00:14:54,935 00:14:57,478 PHOEBE: God, what a great day. PHOEBE: God, what a great day.
224 00:14:58,272 00:15:00,356 What? Weatherwise. What? Weatherwise.
225 00:15:01,775 00:15:03,192 I know. I know.
226 00:15:03,819 00:15:06,279 The air, the trees. The air, the trees.
227 00:15:06,822 00:15:10,950 Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, life... Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, life...
228 00:15:12,995 00:15:14,913 - Ross, are you okay? - Ross! - Ross, are you okay? - Ross!
229 00:15:15,164 00:15:16,497 I'm fine. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. No, I'm fine.
230 00:15:17,750 00:15:19,292 Just... Just...
231 00:15:19,543 00:15:21,920 ...having my worst fear realized, but... ...having my worst fear realized, but...
232 00:15:30,304 00:15:33,348 PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm.
233 00:15:34,183 00:15:35,767 - Huh. - What? What is it? - Huh. - What? What is it?
234 00:15:35,935 00:15:37,560 - You missed a belt loop. - Ugh. - You missed a belt loop. - Ugh.
235 00:15:38,437 00:15:39,646 [ROSS WHIMPERS] [ROSS WHIMPERS]
236 00:15:39,813 00:15:41,940 Okay, it's in spasm. Okay, it's in spasm.
237 00:15:43,067 00:15:44,817 Here, sweetie. Here. Here, sweetie. Here.
238 00:15:45,069 00:15:47,195 I took these when I had my golfing accident. I took these when I had my golfing accident.
239 00:15:47,446 00:15:48,488 Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
240 00:15:56,914 00:15:58,039 ANDREA: Sorry. ANDREA: Sorry.
241 00:15:58,958 00:16:00,500 Hi, I'm Andrea. Hi, I'm Andrea.
242 00:16:00,960 00:16:02,877 I'm Dorothy's daughter. I'm Dorothy's daughter.
243 00:16:03,087 00:16:06,631 Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.
244 00:16:09,635 00:16:11,177 PHOEBE: Hey, look who's up. PHOEBE: Hey, look who's up.
245 00:16:12,012 00:16:13,471 - Hey. - How do you feel? - Hey. - How do you feel?
246 00:16:13,639 00:16:14,806 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
247 00:16:14,974 00:16:16,349 I feel great. I feel great.
248 00:16:17,977 00:16:20,269 [SLURRING] I feel great. I feel great. [SLURRING] I feel great. I feel great.
249 00:16:21,855 00:16:23,815 Wow, those pills really worked, huh? Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
250 00:16:24,233 00:16:27,110 Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two, whew. Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two, whew.
251 00:16:30,698 00:16:32,365 I love you guys. I love you guys.
252 00:16:33,993 00:16:37,412 You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister.
253 00:16:37,663 00:16:39,872 I love Pheebs. Ha. I love Pheebs. Ha.
254 00:16:40,708 00:16:42,041 - That's so nice. - Hey. - That's so nice. - Hey.
255 00:16:42,292 00:16:44,669 - Chandler. - Hey. - Chandler. - Hey.
256 00:16:44,837 00:16:45,878 I love you, man. I love you, man.
257 00:16:47,715 00:16:50,216 And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay. And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay.
258 00:16:53,470 00:16:55,138 It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't matter to me.
259 00:16:56,890 00:16:57,932 You were right. You were right.
260 00:17:03,522 00:17:07,108 Rachel. Rachel, Rachel. Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
261 00:17:10,320 00:17:13,322 I love you the most. I love you the most.
262 00:17:14,867 00:17:18,369 Well, you know who I love the most? Well, you know who I love the most?
263 00:17:18,537 00:17:21,122 - No. - You. - No. - You.
264 00:17:23,208 00:17:25,251 Oh, you don't get it. Oh, you don't get it.
265 00:17:30,841 00:17:32,967 - Aw! - What do you got there? - Aw! - What do you got there?
266 00:17:33,343 00:17:36,387 Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability. Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability.
267 00:17:37,347 00:17:38,389 What's the score? What's the score?
268 00:17:39,975 00:17:43,102 17-14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. 17-14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third.
269 00:17:43,353 00:17:44,395 Beautiful. Beautiful.
270 00:17:47,941 00:17:50,735 [SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO] [SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
271 00:17:51,945 00:17:53,112 [RACHEL SIGHS] [RACHEL SIGHS]
272 00:17:53,280 00:17:56,741 Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?
273 00:17:59,411 00:18:01,329 Your grandmother would've hated this. Your grandmother would've hated this.
274 00:18:02,372 00:18:05,333 Well, sure. What with it being her funeral and all. Well, sure. What with it being her funeral and all.
275 00:18:07,628 00:18:09,921 No, I'd be hearing about... No, I'd be hearing about...
276 00:18:10,172 00:18:12,840 ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham? ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?
277 00:18:13,092 00:18:16,677 Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. If I spent more, she'd say: Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. If I spent more, she'd say:
278 00:18:16,970 00:18:20,306 "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead." "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead."
279 00:18:21,225 00:18:22,934 That sounds like Nana. That sounds like Nana.
280 00:18:24,436 00:18:26,979 Do you know what it's like to grow up... Do you know what it's like to grow up...
281 00:18:27,564 00:18:31,943 ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
282 00:18:34,571 00:18:35,738 I can imagine. I can imagine.
283 00:18:36,949 00:18:39,826 I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out... I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out...
284 00:18:40,077 00:18:43,204 ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is.
285 00:18:44,998 00:18:46,999 That is a wonder. That is a wonder.
286 00:18:49,586 00:18:54,382 So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again...
287 00:18:54,633 00:18:57,677 ...I mean, if she was here right now... ...I mean, if she was here right now...
288 00:18:58,220 00:18:59,428 ...would you tell her? ...would you tell her?
289 00:19:00,013 00:19:01,055 Tell her what? Tell her what?
290 00:19:02,516 00:19:07,019 How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail.
291 00:19:07,437 00:19:09,313 Like your hair, for example. Like your hair, for example.
292 00:19:10,149 00:19:13,776 I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
293 00:19:15,237 00:19:18,823 Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
294 00:19:22,578 00:19:23,744 No. No.
295 00:19:25,789 00:19:28,082 I think some things are better left unsaid. I think some things are better left unsaid.
296 00:19:28,333 00:19:31,210 I think it's nicer when people just get along. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
297 00:19:34,089 00:19:35,131 Ha. Ha.
298 00:19:35,299 00:19:36,424 More wine, dear? More wine, dear?
299 00:19:36,884 00:19:38,509 Oh, I think so. Oh, I think so.
300 00:19:46,727 00:19:49,437 Those earrings look really lovely on you. Those earrings look really lovely on you.
301 00:19:51,690 00:19:52,857 Thank you. Thank you.
302 00:19:53,817 00:19:54,942 They're yours. They're yours.
303 00:19:55,903 00:19:57,945 Actually, they were Nana's. Actually, they were Nana's.
304 00:19:59,823 00:20:01,157 MEN: No! MEN: No!
305 00:20:02,576 00:20:04,368 Now I'm depressed. Now I'm depressed.
306 00:20:08,832 00:20:11,042 Even more than I was. Even more than I was.
307 00:20:18,800 00:20:20,843 Hey, who's this little naked guy? Hey, who's this little naked guy?
308 00:20:21,053 00:20:23,179 Uh, that little naked guy would be me. Uh, that little naked guy would be me.
309 00:20:23,805 00:20:26,557 Aw. Look at the little thing. Aw. Look at the little thing.
310 00:20:29,394 00:20:31,979 Yes, fine. That is my penis. Yes, fine. That is my penis.
311 00:20:32,773 00:20:34,607 Can we be grownups now? Can we be grownups now?
312 00:20:35,317 00:20:37,818 - Who are those people? - Got me. - Who are those people? - Got me.
313 00:20:38,111 00:20:41,572 - That's Nana right there in the middle. - Wow. - That's Nana right there in the middle. - Wow.
314 00:20:41,740 00:20:42,907 Yeah, let's see. Yeah, let's see.
315 00:20:43,158 00:20:45,826 "Me and the gang at Java Joe's." "Me and the gang at Java Joe's."
316 00:20:46,036 00:20:48,204 Wow. Monica, you look just like your grandmother. Wow. Monica, you look just like your grandmother.
317 00:20:48,455 00:20:49,622 How old was she there? How old was she there?
318 00:20:49,831 00:20:51,749 Let's see. "1939." Let's see. "1939."
319 00:20:52,376 00:20:54,001 Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five. Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five.
320 00:20:54,211 00:20:57,088 Huh. It looks like a fun gang. Huh. It looks like a fun gang.
321 00:21:02,970 00:21:06,138 Ooh, look, look, look. I got Monica naked. Ooh, look, look, look. I got Monica naked.
322 00:21:06,348 00:21:07,848 Let me see. Let me see.
323 00:21:10,060 00:21:12,353 No, no. That would be me again. No, no. That would be me again.
324 00:21:17,234 00:21:19,568 I'm, uh, just trying something. I'm, uh, just trying something.
325 00:21:30,080 00:21:32,748 - Hey, Lowell. - Oh, hey, Chandler. - Hey, Lowell. - Oh, hey, Chandler.
326 00:21:34,960 00:21:37,420 So how's it going in Financial Services? So how's it going in Financial Services?
327 00:21:37,671 00:21:40,965 It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mâché heads. It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mâché heads.
328 00:21:41,216 00:21:42,300 How about you? How about you?
329 00:21:42,509 00:21:46,178 Good. Good. Listen, um, heh... Good. Good. Listen, um, heh...
330 00:21:46,346 00:21:49,473 ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh... ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh...
331 00:21:50,600 00:21:51,976 ...I'm not. ...I'm not.
332 00:21:53,103 00:21:55,313 I know. That's what I told her. I know. That's what I told her.
333 00:21:55,814 00:21:56,981 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
334 00:21:58,317 00:22:00,067 So you can tell? So you can tell?
335 00:22:01,945 00:22:06,324 Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.
336 00:22:08,285 00:22:10,036 So you don't think I have... So you don't think I have...
337 00:22:10,203 00:22:11,245 ...a quality? ...a quality?
338 00:22:12,080 00:22:16,083 Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no.
339 00:22:18,628 00:22:21,881 By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll? He is. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll? He is.
340 00:22:22,466 00:22:23,507 - He is? - Yep. - He is? - Yep.
341 00:22:23,717 00:22:25,634 And way out of your league. And way out of your league.
342 00:22:29,389 00:22:30,973 Out of my league. Out of my league.
343 00:22:31,224 00:22:35,353 I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.
344 00:22:35,729 00:22:37,438 Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian.