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1 | 00:00:07,882 | 00:00:10,134 | Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? | Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? |
2 | 00:00:10,385 | 00:00:13,387 | Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. | Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. |
3 | 00:00:13,638 | 00:00:15,889 | Does it get better than this? | Does it get better than this? |
4 | 00:00:16,599 | 00:00:19,018 | Question: You're not dating, are you? | Question: You're not dating, are you? |
5 | 00:00:19,269 | 00:00:21,854 | I met somebody who would be perfect for you. | I met somebody who would be perfect for you. |
6 | 00:00:22,313 | 00:00:24,440 | You see, perfect might be a problem. | You see, perfect might be a problem. |
7 | 00:00:24,691 | 00:00:28,235 | Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive... | Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive... |
8 | 00:00:28,987 | 00:00:31,196 | - You want a date Saturday? - Yes, please. | - You want a date Saturday? - Yes, please. |
9 | 00:00:33,158 | 00:00:34,324 | He is cute. | He is cute. |
10 | 00:00:34,576 | 00:00:36,744 | - He's funny. He's... - He's a he? | - He's funny. He's... - He's a he? |
11 | 00:00:36,953 | 00:00:38,370 | Well, yeah. | Well, yeah. |
12 | 00:00:38,663 | 00:00:41,206 | Oh, God. I just... | Oh, God. I just... |
13 | 00:00:42,333 | 00:00:43,625 | You're nice... Oh, God. | You're nice... Oh, God. |
14 | 00:00:43,960 | 00:00:47,671 | Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. | Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. |
15 | 00:00:47,922 | 00:00:49,048 | Okay. Bye-bye. | Okay. Bye-bye. |
16 | 00:01:32,700 | 00:01:36,000 | ʙᴏʟʜᴀsᴀɴɪ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ | ʙᴏʟʜᴀsᴀɴɪ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ |
17 | 00:01:37,222 | 00:01:41,100 | CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? | CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? |
18 | 00:01:41,351 | 00:01:43,936 | Can you believe she actually thought that? | Can you believe she actually thought that? |
19 | 00:01:44,104 | 00:01:45,646 | Um... | Um... |
20 | 00:01:45,980 | 00:01:47,022 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
21 | 00:01:49,317 | 00:01:51,902 | Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe... | Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe... |
22 | 00:01:52,153 | 00:01:53,237 | ...possibly... | ...possibly... |
23 | 00:01:53,488 | 00:01:54,530 | ...you might be. | ...you might be. |
24 | 00:01:55,615 | 00:01:56,657 | You did? | You did? |
25 | 00:01:56,908 | 00:02:00,244 | Then you spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... | Then you spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... |
26 | 00:02:00,495 | 00:02:02,287 | ...so then I figured maybe not. | ...so then I figured maybe not. |
27 | 00:02:03,998 | 00:02:08,961 | Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? | Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? |
28 | 00:02:09,170 | 00:02:10,295 | - I did. - I think so. | - I did. - I think so. |
29 | 00:02:13,007 | 00:02:15,050 | - Not me. - No, no, me neither. | - Not me. - No, no, me neither. |
30 | 00:02:15,927 | 00:02:19,221 | Although, uh, back in college, Susan Saladore did. | Although, uh, back in college, Susan Saladore did. |
31 | 00:02:19,472 | 00:02:20,931 | You're kidding. | You're kidding. |
32 | 00:02:21,391 | 00:02:23,517 | - Did you tell her I wasn't? - No. | - Did you tell her I wasn't? - No. |
33 | 00:02:24,769 | 00:02:27,354 | It's because I wanted to go out with her too. | It's because I wanted to go out with her too. |
34 | 00:02:27,564 | 00:02:30,983 | So I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... | So I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... |
35 | 00:02:33,528 | 00:02:34,820 | ...who also liked her. | ...who also liked her. |
36 | 00:02:39,826 | 00:02:41,702 | Well, this is fascinating. | Well, this is fascinating. |
37 | 00:02:42,495 | 00:02:44,204 | So, uh, what is it about me? | So, uh, what is it about me? |
38 | 00:02:44,914 | 00:02:48,167 | I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny... | I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny... |
39 | 00:02:48,418 | 00:02:50,752 | Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him? | Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him? |
40 | 00:02:51,171 | 00:02:53,672 | - Ha, ha. Yeah, right. - What is it? | - Ha, ha. Yeah, right. - What is it? |
41 | 00:02:55,800 | 00:02:58,927 | Okay, I don't know. You just... You have a quality. | Okay, I don't know. You just... You have a quality. |
42 | 00:02:59,179 | 00:03:00,554 | - Yes, exactly. - Right? | - Yes, exactly. - Right? |
43 | 00:03:00,722 | 00:03:02,222 | Yeah, a quality. | Yeah, a quality. |
44 | 00:03:02,390 | 00:03:06,518 | "A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. | "A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. |
45 | 00:03:06,769 | 00:03:08,270 | [PHONE RINGS] | [PHONE RINGS] |
46 | 00:03:08,813 | 00:03:11,773 | Hello? | Hello? |
47 | 00:03:12,442 | 00:03:13,859 | Oh. Rachel. | Oh. Rachel. |
48 | 00:03:14,068 | 00:03:15,736 | It's Paolo calling from Rome. | It's Paolo calling from Rome. |
49 | 00:03:15,987 | 00:03:18,906 | Oh, my God. Calling from Rome. | Oh, my God. Calling from Rome. |
50 | 00:03:20,200 | 00:03:22,326 | [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] | [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] |
51 | 00:03:24,078 | 00:03:26,997 | So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. | So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. |
52 | 00:03:27,540 | 00:03:29,166 | Just gotta go to Rome. | Just gotta go to Rome. |
53 | 00:03:32,003 | 00:03:34,713 | Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? | Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? |
54 | 00:03:34,964 | 00:03:39,009 | I'm talking to Rome. | I'm talking to Rome. |
55 | 00:03:40,136 | 00:03:41,720 | Hey, Dad. What's up? | Hey, Dad. What's up? |
56 | 00:03:43,723 | 00:03:44,890 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
57 | 00:03:46,517 | 00:03:47,976 | Ross, it's Nana. | Ross, it's Nana. |
58 | 00:03:56,069 | 00:03:57,611 | Hey. | Hey. |
59 | 00:03:59,739 | 00:04:01,448 | MONICA: How you doing? ROSS: Hey, Dad. | MONICA: How you doing? ROSS: Hey, Dad. |
60 | 00:04:03,993 | 00:04:06,328 | So, uh, how's she doing? | So, uh, how's she doing? |
61 | 00:04:07,080 | 00:04:09,498 | The doctor says it's a matter of hours. | The doctor says it's a matter of hours. |
62 | 00:04:10,083 | 00:04:12,876 | - How are you, Mom? - Me? I'm fine, fine. | - How are you, Mom? - Me? I'm fine, fine. |
63 | 00:04:13,127 | 00:04:14,962 | I'm glad you're here. | I'm glad you're here. |
64 | 00:04:16,673 | 00:04:18,048 | What's with your hair? | What's with your hair? |
65 | 00:04:18,299 | 00:04:19,424 | What? | What? |
66 | 00:04:19,968 | 00:04:21,009 | What's different? | What's different? |
67 | 00:04:21,344 | 00:04:22,386 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
68 | 00:04:22,929 | 00:04:24,972 | Oh, maybe that's it. | Oh, maybe that's it. |
69 | 00:04:25,807 | 00:04:27,349 | She's unbelievable. Her mother's... | She's unbelievable. Her mother's... |
70 | 00:04:27,558 | 00:04:28,850 | Okay, relax, relax. | Okay, relax, relax. |
71 | 00:04:29,060 | 00:04:31,603 | We are gonna be here a while, it looks like. | We are gonna be here a while, it looks like. |
72 | 00:04:31,813 | 00:04:34,648 | We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. | We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. |
73 | 00:04:34,983 | 00:04:36,233 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
74 | 00:04:42,991 | 00:04:45,158 | The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. | The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. |
75 | 00:04:45,326 | 00:04:46,827 | Oh. | Oh. |
76 | 00:04:47,287 | 00:04:49,413 | Yeah, they were gross. | Yeah, they were gross. |
77 | 00:04:50,248 | 00:04:52,040 | Oh, you know what I love? | Oh, you know what I love? |
78 | 00:04:52,250 | 00:04:54,084 | Her Sweet 'N Lows. | Her Sweet 'N Lows. |
79 | 00:04:54,294 | 00:04:57,504 | How she was always stealing them from restaurants. | How she was always stealing them from restaurants. |
80 | 00:04:57,755 | 00:05:00,799 | Not just restaurants, from our house. | Not just restaurants, from our house. |
81 | 00:05:01,342 | 00:05:02,384 | Mrs. Geller? | Mrs. Geller? |
82 | 00:05:08,391 | 00:05:09,725 | ROSS: She looks so small. | ROSS: She looks so small. |
83 | 00:05:10,184 | 00:05:11,226 | I know. | I know. |
84 | 00:05:12,353 | 00:05:15,814 | Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. | Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now. |
85 | 00:05:19,610 | 00:05:21,153 | Goodbye, Nana. | Goodbye, Nana. |
86 | 00:05:28,286 | 00:05:29,328 | Bye, Nana. | Bye, Nana. |
87 | 00:05:29,537 | 00:05:31,580 | [ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS] | [ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS] |
88 | 00:05:33,249 | 00:05:34,291 | Ross! | Ross! |
89 | 00:05:36,002 | 00:05:37,085 | Nurse. | Nurse. |
90 | 00:05:38,588 | 00:05:39,921 | What is going on? | What is going on? |
91 | 00:05:40,798 | 00:05:43,550 | You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed? | You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed? |
92 | 00:05:43,760 | 00:05:45,302 | Well, she's not quite. | Well, she's not quite. |
93 | 00:05:46,929 | 00:05:49,139 | - What? - She's not passed. | - What? - She's not passed. |
94 | 00:05:49,307 | 00:05:51,767 | She's present. She's back. | She's present. She's back. |
95 | 00:05:52,143 | 00:05:53,268 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
96 | 00:05:53,519 | 00:05:55,187 | She may have died. | She may have died. |
97 | 00:05:56,022 | 00:05:57,314 | "She may have died"? | "She may have died"? |
98 | 00:05:57,565 | 00:05:58,857 | We're looking into it. | We're looking into it. |
99 | 00:06:00,777 | 00:06:02,361 | Uh, I'll go see. | Uh, I'll go see. |
100 | 00:06:03,404 | 00:06:05,072 | [HEART MONITOR BEEPING] | [HEART MONITOR BEEPING] |
101 | 00:06:05,448 | 00:06:07,157 | This almost never happens. | This almost never happens. |
102 | 00:06:11,204 | 00:06:12,996 | [HEART MONITOR STOPS] | [HEART MONITOR STOPS] |
103 | 00:06:24,634 | 00:06:26,760 | Now she's passed. | Now she's passed. |
104 | 00:06:36,479 | 00:06:38,688 | I just have to know, okay? | I just have to know, okay? |
105 | 00:06:39,273 | 00:06:40,524 | Is it my hair? | Is it my hair? |
106 | 00:06:41,109 | 00:06:44,152 | Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. | Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. |
107 | 00:06:44,404 | 00:06:46,571 | Yeah, you have homosexual hair. | Yeah, you have homosexual hair. |
108 | 00:06:50,618 | 00:06:52,577 | RACHEL: Hey. MONICA: Hi. | RACHEL: Hey. MONICA: Hi. |
109 | 00:06:53,496 | 00:06:54,788 | RACHEL: So did she? | RACHEL: So did she? |
110 | 00:06:55,373 | 00:06:56,665 | Twice. | Twice. |
111 | 00:06:58,835 | 00:07:00,502 | Oh, that sucks. | Oh, that sucks. |
112 | 00:07:02,797 | 00:07:03,880 | You guys okay? | You guys okay? |
113 | 00:07:04,340 | 00:07:05,966 | I don't know. It's weird. | I don't know. It's weird. |
114 | 00:07:06,217 | 00:07:09,719 | I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh... | I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh... |
115 | 00:07:10,054 | 00:07:11,930 | Maybe that's because she's not really gone. | Maybe that's because she's not really gone. |
116 | 00:07:12,140 | 00:07:13,640 | No, no, she's gone. | No, no, she's gone. |
117 | 00:07:14,559 | 00:07:15,851 | We checked. | We checked. |
118 | 00:07:16,310 | 00:07:17,352 | A lot. | A lot. |
119 | 00:07:18,729 | 00:07:21,606 | No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. | No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. |
120 | 00:07:21,858 | 00:07:24,734 | Ever since my mom died, every now and then... | Ever since my mom died, every now and then... |
121 | 00:07:24,986 | 00:07:28,738 | ...I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know? | ...I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know? |
122 | 00:07:32,660 | 00:07:35,328 | Oh. And Debbie, my best friend from junior high... | Oh. And Debbie, my best friend from junior high... |
123 | 00:07:35,538 | 00:07:38,665 | ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. | ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. |
124 | 00:07:40,001 | 00:07:42,461 | I always get this strong Debbie vibe... | I always get this strong Debbie vibe... |
125 | 00:07:42,712 | 00:07:45,130 | ...whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils. | ...whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils. |
126 | 00:07:50,052 | 00:07:51,094 | I miss her. | I miss her. |
127 | 00:07:51,471 | 00:07:53,513 | Aw. Here, Pheebs. | Aw. Here, Pheebs. |
128 | 00:07:53,764 | 00:07:54,848 | Want this? | Want this? |
129 | 00:07:55,016 | 00:07:57,058 | - Oh, thanks. - Sure. | - Oh, thanks. - Sure. |
130 | 00:07:57,310 | 00:07:59,519 | I just sharpened her this morning. | I just sharpened her this morning. |
131 | 00:08:01,814 | 00:08:04,941 | See, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead... | See, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead... |
132 | 00:08:05,193 | 00:08:07,694 | ...you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food. | ...you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food. |
133 | 00:08:11,991 | 00:08:13,700 | So Chandler looks gay, huh? | So Chandler looks gay, huh? |
134 | 00:08:17,955 | 00:08:20,790 | I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. | I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. |
135 | 00:08:28,466 | 00:08:30,383 | I thought it'd be a closed casket. | I thought it'd be a closed casket. |
136 | 00:08:30,593 | 00:08:33,553 | Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice. | Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice. |
137 | 00:08:38,476 | 00:08:41,061 | Sweetie, you think you can get in there? | Sweetie, you think you can get in there? |
138 | 00:08:41,479 | 00:08:43,188 | I don't see why not. | I don't see why not. |
139 | 00:09:02,375 | 00:09:03,542 | ROSS: Here's my retainer. | ROSS: Here's my retainer. |
140 | 00:09:13,094 | 00:09:14,761 | I was just thinking... | I was just thinking... |
141 | 00:09:15,096 | 00:09:16,972 | ...when my time comes... - Dad. | ...when my time comes... - Dad. |
142 | 00:09:17,223 | 00:09:18,431 | Listen to me. | Listen to me. |
143 | 00:09:20,101 | 00:09:23,895 | When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. | When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. |
144 | 00:09:26,482 | 00:09:27,524 | You what? | You what? |
145 | 00:09:28,442 | 00:09:31,653 | I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. | I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. |
146 | 00:09:33,948 | 00:09:35,240 | Define "fun." | Define "fun." |
147 | 00:09:35,449 | 00:09:39,578 | Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch... | Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch... |
148 | 00:09:39,870 | 00:09:44,207 | And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. | And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. |
149 | 00:09:44,417 | 00:09:45,917 | Everyone thinks they know me. | Everyone thinks they know me. |
150 | 00:09:46,168 | 00:09:49,254 | Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." | Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable." |
151 | 00:09:49,505 | 00:09:54,259 | Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh." | Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh." |
152 | 00:09:57,638 | 00:09:59,723 | That's probably what they'll say. | That's probably what they'll say. |
153 | 00:10:00,266 | 00:10:01,850 | I'd like that. | I'd like that. |
154 | 00:10:13,779 | 00:10:15,947 | - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey. | - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey. |
155 | 00:10:16,324 | 00:10:19,075 | Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. | Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. |
156 | 00:10:19,327 | 00:10:23,622 | Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. | Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. |
157 | 00:10:23,789 | 00:10:26,583 | Oh. Okay. Phew. | Oh. Okay. Phew. |
158 | 00:10:29,420 | 00:10:32,088 | So, uh, what do you think it is about me? | So, uh, what do you think it is about me? |
159 | 00:10:33,257 | 00:10:34,466 | I don't know what. | I don't know what. |
160 | 00:10:34,675 | 00:10:36,551 | You just have... | You just have... |
161 | 00:10:36,761 | 00:10:38,637 | ...a quality. - A quality. Right. Great. | ...a quality. - A quality. Right. Great. |
162 | 00:10:39,138 | 00:10:42,849 | It's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. | It's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. |
163 | 00:10:44,685 | 00:10:48,813 | Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? | Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? |
164 | 00:10:49,106 | 00:10:50,190 | What? He's cute. | What? He's cute. |
165 | 00:10:50,441 | 00:10:51,775 | Well, yeah. | Well, yeah. |
166 | 00:10:52,151 | 00:10:54,194 | He's no Brian in Payroll. | He's no Brian in Payroll. |
167 | 00:10:57,198 | 00:10:58,239 | Is Brian? | Is Brian? |
168 | 00:10:58,491 | 00:11:01,993 | No. I don't know. The point is, if you were gonna set me up... | No. I don't know. The point is, if you were gonna set me up... |
169 | 00:11:02,203 | 00:11:05,080 | ...I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. | ...I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. |
170 | 00:11:05,289 | 00:11:07,791 | Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league. | Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league. |
171 | 00:11:12,922 | 00:11:16,841 | Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? | Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? |
172 | 00:11:19,804 | 00:11:23,098 | Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. | Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. |
173 | 00:11:24,809 | 00:11:26,267 | I'm really not. | I'm really not. |
174 | 00:11:27,520 | 00:11:28,728 | ROSS: This one? | ROSS: This one? |
175 | 00:11:30,481 | 00:11:32,065 | No. | No. |
176 | 00:11:33,484 | 00:11:35,694 | I've shown you every dress we have. | I've shown you every dress we have. |
177 | 00:11:35,945 | 00:11:39,864 | Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... | Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... |
178 | 00:11:40,116 | 00:11:42,242 | ...go with the burgundy. | ...go with the burgundy. |
179 | 00:11:42,868 | 00:11:46,204 | Whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. | Whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. |
180 | 00:11:46,455 | 00:11:48,623 | You're right. We'll go with the burgundy. | You're right. We'll go with the burgundy. |
181 | 00:11:48,874 | 00:11:51,626 | A fine choice. I'm coming out. | A fine choice. I'm coming out. |
182 | 00:11:51,836 | 00:11:53,545 | Wait. We need shoes. | Wait. We need shoes. |
183 | 00:11:58,008 | 00:12:00,844 | Okay. Uh... | Okay. Uh... |
184 | 00:12:02,054 | 00:12:03,096 | How about these? | How about these? |
185 | 00:12:03,806 | 00:12:05,473 | That's really a day shoe. | That's really a day shoe. |
186 | 00:12:05,725 | 00:12:08,810 | And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier? | And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier? |
187 | 00:12:10,271 | 00:12:12,313 | Could we see something in a slimmer heel? | Could we see something in a slimmer heel? |
188 | 00:12:16,444 | 00:12:21,656 | Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. | Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. |
189 | 00:12:22,700 | 00:12:25,410 | I can show you something in a silver that may work. | I can show you something in a silver that may work. |
190 | 00:12:26,495 | 00:12:28,621 | No, it really should be burgundy. | No, it really should be burgundy. |
191 | 00:12:28,998 | 00:12:31,166 | - Unless we go with a different dress. - Yes. | - Unless we go with a different dress. - Yes. |
192 | 00:12:31,417 | 00:12:33,376 | No, no, no. Watch this. | No, no, no. Watch this. |
193 | 00:12:33,627 | 00:12:36,838 | Wait, I may have something in the back. | Wait, I may have something in the back. |
194 | 00:12:49,602 | 00:12:50,852 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
195 | 00:12:51,395 | 00:12:53,021 | Is everything all right, dear? | Is everything all right, dear? |
196 | 00:12:53,230 | 00:12:55,064 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
197 | 00:12:55,941 | 00:12:58,026 | Just Nana's stuff. | Just Nana's stuff. |
198 | 00:13:16,003 | 00:13:17,545 | How we doing? You guys ready? | How we doing? You guys ready? |
199 | 00:13:17,797 | 00:13:20,548 | Mom called to remind me not to wear my hair up. | Mom called to remind me not to wear my hair up. |
200 | 00:13:20,800 | 00:13:23,134 | Did you know my ears were not my best feature? | Did you know my ears were not my best feature? |
201 | 00:13:23,385 | 00:13:25,637 | Some days it's all I can think about. | Some days it's all I can think about. |
202 | 00:13:26,514 | 00:13:29,516 | Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings. | Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings. |
203 | 00:13:29,725 | 00:13:31,601 | Heh. You mean your earrings? | Heh. You mean your earrings? |
204 | 00:13:32,186 | 00:13:33,394 | What did I say? | What did I say? |
205 | 00:13:34,563 | 00:13:35,647 | [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] | [RACHEL CLEARS THROAT] |
206 | 00:13:35,815 | 00:13:38,942 | - Are these the shoes? - Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy. | - Are these the shoes? - Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy. |
207 | 00:13:39,276 | 00:13:42,237 | What? We, uh, don't have shoes here? | What? We, uh, don't have shoes here? |
208 | 00:13:44,448 | 00:13:46,241 | Morning. We ready to go? | Morning. We ready to go? |
209 | 00:13:46,492 | 00:13:48,451 | Don't we look nice all dressed up? | Don't we look nice all dressed up? |
210 | 00:13:50,246 | 00:13:52,455 | It's stuff like that, isn't it? | It's stuff like that, isn't it? |
211 | 00:14:04,385 | 00:14:07,512 | - It was a beautiful service. - It really was. | - It was a beautiful service. - It really was. |
212 | 00:14:09,640 | 00:14:11,307 | Come here, sweetheart. | Come here, sweetheart. |
213 | 00:14:14,562 | 00:14:15,603 | You know... | You know... |
214 | 00:14:16,730 | 00:14:19,649 | ...I think it's time for you to start using night cream. | ...I think it's time for you to start using night cream. |
215 | 00:14:25,781 | 00:14:26,823 | What? | What? |
216 | 00:14:27,032 | 00:14:30,577 | Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger. | Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger. |
217 | 00:14:31,912 | 00:14:34,372 | Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. | Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. |
218 | 00:14:35,457 | 00:14:37,584 | You're watching football at a funeral? | You're watching football at a funeral? |
219 | 00:14:37,835 | 00:14:41,546 | No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception. | No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception. |
220 | 00:14:42,464 | 00:14:44,883 | You're a frightening, frightening man. | You're a frightening, frightening man. |
221 | 00:14:45,885 | 00:14:48,469 | RACHEL: Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes. | RACHEL: Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes. |
222 | 00:14:48,637 | 00:14:51,139 | Oh. I hope they're not ruined. | Oh. I hope they're not ruined. |
223 | 00:14:54,935 | 00:14:57,478 | PHOEBE: God, what a great day. | PHOEBE: God, what a great day. |
224 | 00:14:58,272 | 00:15:00,356 | What? Weatherwise. | What? Weatherwise. |
225 | 00:15:01,775 | 00:15:03,192 | I know. | I know. |
226 | 00:15:03,819 | 00:15:06,279 | The air, the trees. | The air, the trees. |
227 | 00:15:06,822 | 00:15:10,950 | Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, life... | Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, life... |
228 | 00:15:12,995 | 00:15:14,913 | - Ross, are you okay? - Ross! | - Ross, are you okay? - Ross! |
229 | 00:15:15,164 | 00:15:16,497 | I'm fine. No, I'm fine. | I'm fine. No, I'm fine. |
230 | 00:15:17,750 | 00:15:19,292 | Just... | Just... |
231 | 00:15:19,543 | 00:15:21,920 | ...having my worst fear realized, but... | ...having my worst fear realized, but... |
232 | 00:15:30,304 | 00:15:33,348 | PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. | PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. |
233 | 00:15:34,183 | 00:15:35,767 | - Huh. - What? What is it? | - Huh. - What? What is it? |
234 | 00:15:35,935 | 00:15:37,560 | - You missed a belt loop. - Ugh. | - You missed a belt loop. - Ugh. |
235 | 00:15:38,437 | 00:15:39,646 | [ROSS WHIMPERS] | [ROSS WHIMPERS] |
236 | 00:15:39,813 | 00:15:41,940 | Okay, it's in spasm. | Okay, it's in spasm. |
237 | 00:15:43,067 | 00:15:44,817 | Here, sweetie. Here. | Here, sweetie. Here. |
238 | 00:15:45,069 | 00:15:47,195 | I took these when I had my golfing accident. | I took these when I had my golfing accident. |
239 | 00:15:47,446 | 00:15:48,488 | Thanks, Mom. | Thanks, Mom. |
240 | 00:15:56,914 | 00:15:58,039 | ANDREA: Sorry. | ANDREA: Sorry. |
241 | 00:15:58,958 | 00:16:00,500 | Hi, I'm Andrea. | Hi, I'm Andrea. |
242 | 00:16:00,960 | 00:16:02,877 | I'm Dorothy's daughter. | I'm Dorothy's daughter. |
243 | 00:16:03,087 | 00:16:06,631 | Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. | Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. |
244 | 00:16:09,635 | 00:16:11,177 | PHOEBE: Hey, look who's up. | PHOEBE: Hey, look who's up. |
245 | 00:16:12,012 | 00:16:13,471 | - Hey. - How do you feel? | - Hey. - How do you feel? |
246 | 00:16:13,639 | 00:16:14,806 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
247 | 00:16:14,974 | 00:16:16,349 | I feel great. | I feel great. |
248 | 00:16:17,977 | 00:16:20,269 | [SLURRING] I feel great. I feel great. | [SLURRING] I feel great. I feel great. |
249 | 00:16:21,855 | 00:16:23,815 | Wow, those pills really worked, huh? | Wow, those pills really worked, huh? |
250 | 00:16:24,233 | 00:16:27,110 | Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two, whew. | Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two, whew. |
251 | 00:16:30,698 | 00:16:32,365 | I love you guys. | I love you guys. |
252 | 00:16:33,993 | 00:16:37,412 | You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. | You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. |
253 | 00:16:37,663 | 00:16:39,872 | I love Pheebs. Ha. | I love Pheebs. Ha. |
254 | 00:16:40,708 | 00:16:42,041 | - That's so nice. - Hey. | - That's so nice. - Hey. |
255 | 00:16:42,292 | 00:16:44,669 | - Chandler. - Hey. | - Chandler. - Hey. |
256 | 00:16:44,837 | 00:16:45,878 | I love you, man. | I love you, man. |
257 | 00:16:47,715 | 00:16:50,216 | And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay. | And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay. |
258 | 00:16:53,470 | 00:16:55,138 | It doesn't matter to me. | It doesn't matter to me. |
259 | 00:16:56,890 | 00:16:57,932 | You were right. | You were right. |
260 | 00:17:03,522 | 00:17:07,108 | Rachel. Rachel, Rachel. | Rachel. Rachel, Rachel. |
261 | 00:17:10,320 | 00:17:13,322 | I love you the most. | I love you the most. |
262 | 00:17:14,867 | 00:17:18,369 | Well, you know who I love the most? | Well, you know who I love the most? |
263 | 00:17:18,537 | 00:17:21,122 | - No. - You. | - No. - You. |
264 | 00:17:23,208 | 00:17:25,251 | Oh, you don't get it. | Oh, you don't get it. |
265 | 00:17:30,841 | 00:17:32,967 | - Aw! - What do you got there? | - Aw! - What do you got there? |
266 | 00:17:33,343 | 00:17:36,387 | Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability. | Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability. |
267 | 00:17:37,347 | 00:17:38,389 | What's the score? | What's the score? |
268 | 00:17:39,975 | 00:17:43,102 | 17-14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. | 17-14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. |
269 | 00:17:43,353 | 00:17:44,395 | Beautiful. | Beautiful. |
270 | 00:17:47,941 | 00:17:50,735 | [SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO] | [SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO] |
271 | 00:17:51,945 | 00:17:53,112 | [RACHEL SIGHS] | [RACHEL SIGHS] |
272 | 00:17:53,280 | 00:17:56,741 | Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? | Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? |
273 | 00:17:59,411 | 00:18:01,329 | Your grandmother would've hated this. | Your grandmother would've hated this. |
274 | 00:18:02,372 | 00:18:05,333 | Well, sure. What with it being her funeral and all. | Well, sure. What with it being her funeral and all. |
275 | 00:18:07,628 | 00:18:09,921 | No, I'd be hearing about... | No, I'd be hearing about... |
276 | 00:18:10,172 | 00:18:12,840 | ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham? | ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham? |
277 | 00:18:13,092 | 00:18:16,677 | Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. If I spent more, she'd say: | Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. If I spent more, she'd say: |
278 | 00:18:16,970 | 00:18:20,306 | "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead." | "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead." |
279 | 00:18:21,225 | 00:18:22,934 | That sounds like Nana. | That sounds like Nana. |
280 | 00:18:24,436 | 00:18:26,979 | Do you know what it's like to grow up... | Do you know what it's like to grow up... |
281 | 00:18:27,564 | 00:18:31,943 | ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? | ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? |
282 | 00:18:34,571 | 00:18:35,738 | I can imagine. | I can imagine. |
283 | 00:18:36,949 | 00:18:39,826 | I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out... | I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out... |
284 | 00:18:40,077 | 00:18:43,204 | ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. | ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. |
285 | 00:18:44,998 | 00:18:46,999 | That is a wonder. | That is a wonder. |
286 | 00:18:49,586 | 00:18:54,382 | So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... | So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... |
287 | 00:18:54,633 | 00:18:57,677 | ...I mean, if she was here right now... | ...I mean, if she was here right now... |
288 | 00:18:58,220 | 00:18:59,428 | ...would you tell her? | ...would you tell her? |
289 | 00:19:00,013 | 00:19:01,055 | Tell her what? | Tell her what? |
290 | 00:19:02,516 | 00:19:07,019 | How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. | How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. |
291 | 00:19:07,437 | 00:19:09,313 | Like your hair, for example. | Like your hair, for example. |
292 | 00:19:10,149 | 00:19:13,776 | I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. | I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. |
293 | 00:19:15,237 | 00:19:18,823 | Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? | Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? |
294 | 00:19:22,578 | 00:19:23,744 | No. | No. |
295 | 00:19:25,789 | 00:19:28,082 | I think some things are better left unsaid. | I think some things are better left unsaid. |
296 | 00:19:28,333 | 00:19:31,210 | I think it's nicer when people just get along. | I think it's nicer when people just get along. |
297 | 00:19:34,089 | 00:19:35,131 | Ha. | Ha. |
298 | 00:19:35,299 | 00:19:36,424 | More wine, dear? | More wine, dear? |
299 | 00:19:36,884 | 00:19:38,509 | Oh, I think so. | Oh, I think so. |
300 | 00:19:46,727 | 00:19:49,437 | Those earrings look really lovely on you. | Those earrings look really lovely on you. |
301 | 00:19:51,690 | 00:19:52,857 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
302 | 00:19:53,817 | 00:19:54,942 | They're yours. | They're yours. |
303 | 00:19:55,903 | 00:19:57,945 | Actually, they were Nana's. | Actually, they were Nana's. |
304 | 00:19:59,823 | 00:20:01,157 | MEN: No! | MEN: No! |
305 | 00:20:02,576 | 00:20:04,368 | Now I'm depressed. | Now I'm depressed. |
306 | 00:20:08,832 | 00:20:11,042 | Even more than I was. | Even more than I was. |
307 | 00:20:18,800 | 00:20:20,843 | Hey, who's this little naked guy? | Hey, who's this little naked guy? |
308 | 00:20:21,053 | 00:20:23,179 | Uh, that little naked guy would be me. | Uh, that little naked guy would be me. |
309 | 00:20:23,805 | 00:20:26,557 | Aw. Look at the little thing. | Aw. Look at the little thing. |
310 | 00:20:29,394 | 00:20:31,979 | Yes, fine. That is my penis. | Yes, fine. That is my penis. |
311 | 00:20:32,773 | 00:20:34,607 | Can we be grownups now? | Can we be grownups now? |
312 | 00:20:35,317 | 00:20:37,818 | - Who are those people? - Got me. | - Who are those people? - Got me. |
313 | 00:20:38,111 | 00:20:41,572 | - That's Nana right there in the middle. - Wow. | - That's Nana right there in the middle. - Wow. |
314 | 00:20:41,740 | 00:20:42,907 | Yeah, let's see. | Yeah, let's see. |
315 | 00:20:43,158 | 00:20:45,826 | "Me and the gang at Java Joe's." | "Me and the gang at Java Joe's." |
316 | 00:20:46,036 | 00:20:48,204 | Wow. Monica, you look just like your grandmother. | Wow. Monica, you look just like your grandmother. |
317 | 00:20:48,455 | 00:20:49,622 | How old was she there? | How old was she there? |
318 | 00:20:49,831 | 00:20:51,749 | Let's see. "1939." | Let's see. "1939." |
319 | 00:20:52,376 | 00:20:54,001 | Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five. | Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five. |
320 | 00:20:54,211 | 00:20:57,088 | Huh. It looks like a fun gang. | Huh. It looks like a fun gang. |
321 | 00:21:02,970 | 00:21:06,138 | Ooh, look, look, look. I got Monica naked. | Ooh, look, look, look. I got Monica naked. |
322 | 00:21:06,348 | 00:21:07,848 | Let me see. | Let me see. |
323 | 00:21:10,060 | 00:21:12,353 | No, no. That would be me again. | No, no. That would be me again. |
324 | 00:21:17,234 | 00:21:19,568 | I'm, uh, just trying something. | I'm, uh, just trying something. |
325 | 00:21:30,080 | 00:21:32,748 | - Hey, Lowell. - Oh, hey, Chandler. | - Hey, Lowell. - Oh, hey, Chandler. |
326 | 00:21:34,960 | 00:21:37,420 | So how's it going in Financial Services? | So how's it going in Financial Services? |
327 | 00:21:37,671 | 00:21:40,965 | It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mâché heads. | It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mâché heads. |
328 | 00:21:41,216 | 00:21:42,300 | How about you? | How about you? |
329 | 00:21:42,509 | 00:21:46,178 | Good. Good. Listen, um, heh... | Good. Good. Listen, um, heh... |
330 | 00:21:46,346 | 00:21:49,473 | ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh... | ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh... |
331 | 00:21:50,600 | 00:21:51,976 | ...I'm not. | ...I'm not. |
332 | 00:21:53,103 | 00:21:55,313 | I know. That's what I told her. | I know. That's what I told her. |
333 | 00:21:55,814 | 00:21:56,981 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
334 | 00:21:58,317 | 00:22:00,067 | So you can tell? | So you can tell? |
335 | 00:22:01,945 | 00:22:06,324 | Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. | Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. |
336 | 00:22:08,285 | 00:22:10,036 | So you don't think I have... | So you don't think I have... |
337 | 00:22:10,203 | 00:22:11,245 | ...a quality? | ...a quality? |
338 | 00:22:12,080 | 00:22:16,083 | Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. | Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. |
339 | 00:22:18,628 | 00:22:21,881 | By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll? He is. | By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll? He is. |
340 | 00:22:22,466 | 00:22:23,507 | - He is? - Yep. | - He is? - Yep. |
341 | 00:22:23,717 | 00:22:25,634 | And way out of your league. | And way out of your league. |
342 | 00:22:29,389 | 00:22:30,973 | Out of my league. | Out of my league. |
343 | 00:22:31,224 | 00:22:35,353 | I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. | I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. |
344 | 00:22:35,729 | 00:22:37,438 | Hey, Brian. | Hey, Brian. |