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1	00:00:36,453	00:00:38,038	The Silver Surfer.	The Silver Surfer.
2	00:00:38,121	00:00:43,085	He first appeared with the Fantastic Four and can travel at the speed of light.	He first appeared with the Fantastic Four and can travel at the speed of light.
3	00:00:43,168	00:00:47,923	And, somehow, nobody seems to notice that he is completely naked.	And, somehow, nobody seems to notice that he is completely naked.
4	00:00:50,092	00:00:53,428	Wolverine, a mutant with superhuman strength	Wolverine, a mutant with superhuman strength
5	00:00:53,512	00:00:57,474	who can heal himself and take down any villain.	who can heal himself and take down any villain.
6	00:00:57,558	00:00:59,434	He just shouldn't pick his nose.	He just shouldn't pick his nose.
7	00:01:01,061	00:01:04,565	And Incandesto, my dad's perfect creation.	And Incandesto, my dad's perfect creation.
8	00:01:04,648	00:01:07,901	He can shine with the light of a thousand suns	He can shine with the light of a thousand suns
9	00:01:07,985	00:01:12,155	and rescue any soul from the darkness of despair.	and rescue any soul from the darkness of despair.
10	00:01:12,239	00:01:17,369	However different they are, all superheroes come to us with a purpose,	However different they are, all superheroes come to us with a purpose,
11	00:01:18,036	00:01:19,663	to save those in need.	to save those in need.
12	00:01:19,746	00:01:22,958	To stand watch when danger closes in.	To stand watch when danger closes in.
13	00:01:23,041	00:01:25,252	But they have one thing in common.	But they have one thing in common.
14	00:01:27,129	00:01:29,798	They never show up in the real world.	They never show up in the real world.
15	00:01:31,091	00:01:33,844	Oh, boy. What now, Flora?	Oh, boy. What now, Flora?
16	00:01:35,053	00:01:36,555	They're in mint condition.	They're in mint condition.
17	00:01:36,638	00:01:40,475	I keep them in protective sleeves and try not to breathe when reading them.	I keep them in protective sleeves and try not to breathe when reading them.
18	00:01:41,518	00:01:43,020	Sellin' your whole collection?	Sellin' your whole collection?
19	00:01:46,231	00:01:49,985	If you ask me, great art belongs to the world.	If you ask me, great art belongs to the world.
20	00:01:50,068	00:01:53,155	I didn't. 'Cause I own a comic book store. And you're eight.	I didn't. 'Cause I own a comic book store. And you're eight.
21	00:01:53,238	00:01:55,240	-Ten. -What, inches tall?	-Ten. -What, inches tall?
22	00:01:55,324	00:01:58,160	Look, I can take these to the store down the street.	Look, I can take these to the store down the street.
23	00:02:01,455	00:02:02,497	Yeah, all right.	Yeah, all right.
24	00:02:03,790	00:02:05,459	Let's see here, what do we got?	Let's see here, what do we got?
25	00:02:07,461	00:02:08,545	Wait.	Wait.
26	00:02:09,338	00:02:10,506	Not that one.	Not that one.
27	00:02:11,632	00:02:14,343	All right, I'll give you 30 bucks for everything.	All right, I'll give you 30 bucks for everything.
28	00:02:14,426	00:02:18,680	-Thirty? You barely even looked at them. -Yeah, because I got a tournament to host.	-Thirty? You barely even looked at them. -Yeah, because I got a tournament to host.
29	00:02:18,764	00:02:21,141	You think these guys have been sittin' here for 16 hours	You think these guys have been sittin' here for 16 hours
30	00:02:21,225	00:02:23,435	so that I can sit here talkin' to Flora the Explorer?	so that I can sit here talkin' to Flora the Explorer?
31	00:02:23,519	00:02:24,978	Some of these are worth that alone.	Some of these are worth that alone.
32	00:02:25,062	00:02:26,480	Can you just go back through them?	Can you just go back through them?
33	00:02:26,563	00:02:29,066	- I'll wait. - I know you will.	- I'll wait. - I know you will.
34	00:02:30,567	00:02:32,319	Hey, watch it. Oh! Hey... Oh, come on!	Hey, watch it. Oh! Hey... Oh, come on!
35	00:02:39,618	00:02:41,286	Epic fail.	Epic fail.
36	00:02:41,370	00:02:43,038	Uh...	Uh...
37	00:02:43,747	00:02:44,957	Thirty sounds good.	Thirty sounds good.
38	00:02:45,082	00:02:46,792	Yeah, 30 sounds great.	Yeah, 30 sounds great.
39	00:02:49,169	00:02:51,880	Some would still believe life is a comic book	Some would still believe life is a comic book
40	00:02:52,673	00:02:54,341	filled with wonder,	filled with wonder,
41	00:02:54,424	00:02:56,802	where miraculous things happen.	where miraculous things happen.
42	00:02:58,220	00:03:00,055	Where families stay together.	Where families stay together.
43	00:03:02,558	00:03:03,976	But I am a cynic,	But I am a cynic,
44	00:03:04,852	00:03:09,439	and a cynic knows that superheroes are only in your head.	and a cynic knows that superheroes are only in your head.
45	00:03:10,232	00:03:11,400	Looks like fun.	Looks like fun.
46	00:03:12,150	00:03:15,195	Not for me. I've more serious matters to attend to.	Not for me. I've more serious matters to attend to.
47	00:03:15,279	00:03:18,198	Oh, right. Me, too. The righteous never rest.	Oh, right. Me, too. The righteous never rest.
48	00:03:20,534	00:03:22,077	The danger is what's real.	The danger is what's real.
49	00:03:22,160	00:03:23,745	Heads up!	Heads up!
50	00:03:25,330	00:03:26,582	That girl just ate it.	That girl just ate it.
51	00:03:27,916	00:03:30,377	Not that it's easy to let go of hope.	Not that it's easy to let go of hope.
52	00:03:31,169	00:03:33,630	Flora, are you reading the books I bought you?	Flora, are you reading the books I bought you?
53	00:03:33,714	00:03:34,756	Yep!	Yep!
54	00:03:37,009	00:03:38,510	Remember our contract.	Remember our contract.
55	00:03:39,511	00:03:42,055	Cynics live in defiance of contracts.	Cynics live in defiance of contracts.
56	00:03:42,139	00:03:44,641	What? Cynics invented contracts.	What? Cynics invented contracts.
57	00:03:50,564	00:03:53,859	-See? So much better than comic books. -Mmm-hmm.	-See? So much better than comic books. -Mmm-hmm.
58	00:03:53,942	00:03:56,403	Come downstairs, I wanna show you something.	Come downstairs, I wanna show you something.
59	00:04:00,073	00:04:02,534	So what do you think about the new addition?	So what do you think about the new addition?
60	00:04:03,368	00:04:04,828	Nothing in here looks new.	Nothing in here looks new.
61	00:04:04,912	00:04:07,581	Old is the new new. I keep telling you that.	Old is the new new. I keep telling you that.
62	00:04:07,664	00:04:09,499	I thought you were talking about being 40.	I thought you were talking about being 40.
63	00:04:09,583	00:04:10,709	I'm 36.	I'm 36.
64	00:04:10,792	00:04:12,461	- Sure. - So what do you think?	- Sure. - So what do you think?
65	00:04:12,544	00:04:15,422	About you being 36? Skeptical.	About you being 36? Skeptical.
66	00:04:15,506	00:04:16,673	About this.	About this.
67	00:04:17,424	00:04:20,427	Wow, you replaced your computer with a typewriter?	Wow, you replaced your computer with a typewriter?
68	00:04:20,511	00:04:21,553	Yeah.	Yeah.
69	00:04:21,637	00:04:23,388	It's gonna be hard to get on the Internet.	It's gonna be hard to get on the Internet.
70	00:04:23,472	00:04:25,307	Exactly. That's the whole point.	Exactly. That's the whole point.
71	00:04:25,390	00:04:28,268	My next novel is set in the 1920s,	My next novel is set in the 1920s,
72	00:04:28,352	00:04:32,105	so this is gonna get me to tap into the language.	so this is gonna get me to tap into the language.
73	00:04:32,189	00:04:34,566	Except for the "J" key, 'cause the "J" key doesn't work.	Except for the "J" key, 'cause the "J" key doesn't work.
74	00:04:36,985	00:04:39,696	My mother is a romance novelist.	My mother is a romance novelist.
75	00:04:39,780	00:04:42,991	She said her books were about superheroes too.	She said her books were about superheroes too.
76	00:04:43,075	00:04:47,621	But their superpower was something I wasn't old enough to know about yet.	But their superpower was something I wasn't old enough to know about yet.
77	00:04:52,417	00:04:55,546	She wrote about love because she had love.	She wrote about love because she had love.
78	00:04:57,381	00:04:58,382	We all did.	We all did.
79	00:05:00,634	00:05:04,596	But ever since Dad moved out, she couldn't write anything.	But ever since Dad moved out, she couldn't write anything.
80	00:05:05,389	00:05:07,808	I think maybe Dad was her "J" key.	I think maybe Dad was her "J" key.
81	00:05:09,768	00:05:12,646	You know what? I'll just write in the "J."	You know what? I'll just write in the "J."
82	00:05:13,438	00:05:16,650	Heel! Heel! Heel!	Heel! Heel! Heel!
83	00:05:16,733	00:05:19,653	- Heel! Oh, no! - Searching.	- Heel! Oh, no! - Searching.
84	00:05:19,736	00:05:21,321	Help! Help!	Help! Help!
85	00:05:21,405	00:05:23,407	Runaway vacuum! Stop.	Runaway vacuum! Stop.
86	00:05:23,490	00:05:24,950	- Bad robot. Stop! - Searching.	- Bad robot. Stop! - Searching.
87	00:05:25,033	00:05:26,702	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
88	00:05:27,411	00:05:28,829	I know. It's good, right?	I know. It's good, right?
89	00:05:28,912	00:05:30,539	Sit! You sit!	Sit! You sit!
90	00:05:31,623	00:05:33,250	No, it's terrible.	No, it's terrible.
91	00:05:33,333	00:05:35,752	Boundary. Boundary.	Boundary. Boundary.
92	00:05:35,836	00:05:37,963	- I can help! - Helping.	- I can help! - Helping.
93	00:05:38,046	00:05:39,214	You got nowhere to go.	You got nowhere to go.
94	00:05:39,298	00:05:41,091	You're surrounded by boundaries.	You're surrounded by boundaries.
95	00:05:42,509	00:05:43,552	Evolving.	Evolving.
96	00:05:45,220	00:05:46,972	-It's evolving. -I got it!	-It's evolving. -I got it!
97	00:05:47,055	00:05:48,348	Evolving.	Evolving.
98	00:05:48,432	00:05:49,766	- Come on. - Evolving.	- Come on. - Evolving.
99	00:05:53,770	00:05:56,064	I got it. I got it. No, I don't.	I got it. I got it. No, I don't.
100	00:05:56,899	00:05:58,483	Archie, look out!	Archie, look out!
101	00:06:11,455	00:06:12,623	Trash.	Trash.
102	00:06:15,167	00:06:17,002	- Trash. Trash. - No!	- Trash. Trash. - No!
103	00:06:18,378	00:06:19,671	Oh!	Oh!
104	00:06:19,755	00:06:23,008	Canister full.	Canister full.
105	00:06:48,367	00:06:49,409	No...	No...
106	00:06:54,873	00:06:57,793	If you're wondering how a squirrel's mouth tastes,	If you're wondering how a squirrel's mouth tastes,
107	00:06:57,876	00:07:00,754	it's exactly how you'd think.	it's exactly how you'd think.
108	00:07:00,838	00:07:03,882	Fuzzy, damp, and slightly nutty.	Fuzzy, damp, and slightly nutty.
109	00:07:04,633	00:07:09,221	But Incandesto fights for the weak, no matter how they taste.	But Incandesto fights for the weak, no matter how they taste.
110	00:07:11,557	00:07:12,599	And so would I.	And so would I.
111	00:07:13,475	00:07:16,520	Come on. Breathe.	Come on. Breathe.
112	00:07:27,114	00:07:28,323	Hello.	Hello.
113	00:07:32,244	00:07:33,412	Why's he staring at us?	Why's he staring at us?
114	00:07:34,371	00:07:36,665	Maybe he's wondering why we're staring at him.	Maybe he's wondering why we're staring at him.
115	00:07:37,499	00:07:38,834	Because he was just dead?	Because he was just dead?
116	00:07:39,918	00:07:42,171	Tootie? Did you turn on the Ulysses?	Tootie? Did you turn on the Ulysses?
117	00:07:42,254	00:07:43,881	I spilled my Froot Loops again.	I spilled my Froot Loops again.
118	00:07:43,964	00:07:45,966	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
119	00:08:08,071	00:08:12,284	My dad drew heroes with powers you couldn't always see	My dad drew heroes with powers you couldn't always see
120	00:08:13,035	00:08:18,165	until you needed help and realized they were the only ones there.	until you needed help and realized they were the only ones there.
121	00:08:19,166	00:08:20,834	Like the Mighty Condor.	Like the Mighty Condor.
122	00:08:22,085	00:08:25,631	Shobo the Homeless Warrior.	Shobo the Homeless Warrior.
123	00:08:25,714	00:08:30,177	And, of course, the Amazing Incandesto.	And, of course, the Amazing Incandesto.
124	00:08:30,260	00:08:34,765	They all had power and purpose and courage.	They all had power and purpose and courage.
125	00:08:38,852	00:08:41,772	But when my dad couldn't get any of them published,	But when my dad couldn't get any of them published,
126	00:08:44,650	00:08:45,901	he lost his.	he lost his.
127	00:08:53,367	00:08:56,870	And even though my mom tried to help him get his courage back,	And even though my mom tried to help him get his courage back,
128	00:08:59,706	00:09:02,334	there was nobody who could save him.	there was nobody who could save him.
129	00:09:04,503	00:09:07,756	Hey, maybe the Mighty Condor needs to be more hero-y.	Hey, maybe the Mighty Condor needs to be more hero-y.
130	00:09:08,549	00:09:09,716	How 'bout a cape?	How 'bout a cape?
131	00:09:09,800	00:09:12,845	Who am I kidding? I can't keep doin' this.	Who am I kidding? I can't keep doin' this.
132	00:09:12,928	00:09:15,138	George, capes could pay the mortgage.	George, capes could pay the mortgage.
133	00:09:18,767	00:09:20,686	There was nobody who could save him.	There was nobody who could save him.
134	00:09:23,897	00:09:25,440	And nobody who could save us.	And nobody who could save us.
135	00:09:28,318	00:09:31,655	Most kids would've hoped for things to work out differently.	Most kids would've hoped for things to work out differently.
136	00:09:31,738	00:09:34,324	But cynics don't hope.	But cynics don't hope.
137	00:09:35,284	00:09:36,577	They see what's real.	They see what's real.
138	00:09:41,999	00:09:43,750	You have to stay in here, okay?	You have to stay in here, okay?
139	00:09:43,834	00:09:47,212	If my mom finds you, she might think you're a rat and hit you with a pan.	If my mom finds you, she might think you're a rat and hit you with a pan.
140	00:09:47,296	00:09:49,631	That's how I lost my hamster.	That's how I lost my hamster.
141	00:09:49,715	00:09:51,258	- Flora? - I'm coming.	- Flora? - I'm coming.
142	00:09:57,055	00:09:59,057	Ladies and gentlemen,	Ladies and gentlemen,
143	00:09:59,141	00:10:00,893	fax machines, calculators,	fax machines, calculators,
144	00:10:00,976	00:10:05,355	and all other outdated technology is now 50% off.	and all other outdated technology is now 50% off.
145	00:10:05,439	00:10:09,318	Outdated technology, 50% off.	Outdated technology, 50% off.
146	00:10:10,152	00:10:11,153	Pause.	Pause.
147	00:10:11,236	00:10:12,654	Hey, Chad.	Hey, Chad.
148	00:10:12,738	00:10:16,074	Quick thing. I'm gonna put on my manager hat here for just one second.	Quick thing. I'm gonna put on my manager hat here for just one second.
149	00:10:16,158	00:10:19,244	I'm gonna need you to push those extended warranties on the printers.	I'm gonna need you to push those extended warranties on the printers.
150	00:10:19,328	00:10:20,579	I always offer it to people,	I always offer it to people,
151	00:10:20,662	00:10:23,207	but they ask if the printers break, and they usually don't.	but they ask if the printers break, and they usually don't.
152	00:10:23,290	00:10:25,083	I'm gonna fast-forward this to the end here.	I'm gonna fast-forward this to the end here.
153	00:10:26,710	00:10:27,836	Sell the warranties.	Sell the warranties.
154	00:10:27,920	00:10:30,422	Yeah. I understand the selling warranties part.	Yeah. I understand the selling warranties part.
155	00:10:30,506	00:10:33,133	I don't quite understand how you're controlling time	I don't quite understand how you're controlling time
156	00:10:33,217	00:10:35,469	- with an invisible remote. - Excuse me, sir?	- with an invisible remote. - Excuse me, sir?
157	00:10:35,552	00:10:38,055	You helped me so much the last time I was here.	You helped me so much the last time I was here.
158	00:10:38,138	00:10:40,140	-I remember. -I was wondering if...	-I remember. -I was wondering if...
159	00:10:40,224	00:10:41,600	I know you're his daughter.	I know you're his daughter.
160	00:10:42,309	00:10:43,310	Oh...	Oh...
161	00:10:44,102	00:10:45,103	Back to work.	Back to work.
162	00:10:45,854	00:10:46,855	Is everything okay?	Is everything okay?
163	00:10:46,939	00:10:49,024	-Yeah. I saved a squirrel. -What?	-Yeah. I saved a squirrel. -What?
164	00:10:49,107	00:10:50,651	Do you remember how they explained	Do you remember how they explained
165	00:10:50,734	00:10:52,778	infant CPR in Terrible Things Can Happen To You?	infant CPR in Terrible Things Can Happen To You?
166	00:10:52,861	00:10:54,321	Chapter 12, Grave Mistakes.	Chapter 12, Grave Mistakes.
167	00:10:54,404	00:10:57,950	Exactly. I just pretended the squirrel was a furry little baby,	Exactly. I just pretended the squirrel was a furry little baby,
168	00:10:58,033	00:11:01,703	and it worked. I named him Ulysses. This is for him.	and it worked. I named him Ulysses. This is for him.
169	00:11:01,828	00:11:03,497	Did you put your mouth on the squirrel?	Did you put your mouth on the squirrel?
170	00:11:03,580	00:11:05,082	-I had to. -Was he clean?	-I had to. -Was he clean?
171	00:11:05,165	00:11:06,166	Probably not.	Probably not.
172	00:11:06,250	00:11:07,543	Probably not or definitely not?	Probably not or definitely not?
173	00:11:07,626	00:11:10,128	-Definitely not. But I had to. -Correct. Right.	-Definitely not. But I had to. -Correct. Right.
174	00:11:10,212	00:11:11,380	Can I just take these?	Can I just take these?
175	00:11:11,463	00:11:13,674	I'll take care of it. Employees get 3% off.	I'll take care of it. Employees get 3% off.
176	00:11:13,757	00:11:16,593	-Nice. -Yeah, it's way better than healthcare.	-Nice. -Yeah, it's way better than healthcare.
177	00:11:17,219	00:11:19,346	So, I found a new publisher.	So, I found a new publisher.
178	00:11:19,429	00:11:21,181	They mostly do online stuff,	They mostly do online stuff,
179	00:11:21,265	00:11:24,059	but I think Incandesto would be better on a computer.	but I think Incandesto would be better on a computer.
180	00:11:24,142	00:11:25,602	'Cause he can light up.	'Cause he can light up.
181	00:11:25,686	00:11:27,646	You know, don't worry about it, okay?	You know, don't worry about it, okay?
182	00:11:28,814	00:11:30,190	I could submit it for you.	I could submit it for you.
183	00:11:30,274	00:11:32,985	I just don't think the world is ready for Incandesto.	I just don't think the world is ready for Incandesto.
184	00:11:34,319	00:11:37,447	- This thing broken? - No. It's functioning.	- This thing broken? - No. It's functioning.
185	00:11:39,283	00:11:40,909	'Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. 'Kay?	'Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. 'Kay?
186	00:11:40,993	00:11:42,703	- Okay. - Okay.	- Okay. - Okay.
187	00:11:55,424	00:11:59,678	What's another word for "steamy"? I've already used that three times.	What's another word for "steamy"? I've already used that three times.
188	00:12:00,637	00:12:02,306	Juicy.	Juicy.
189	00:12:02,389	00:12:03,557	Yeah, that's good.	Yeah, that's good.
190	00:12:05,934	00:12:07,186	What's another one?	What's another one?
191	00:12:07,895	00:12:09,146	Joyful.	Joyful.
192	00:12:09,229	00:12:11,106	Ha-ha, very funny.	Ha-ha, very funny.
193	00:12:11,190	00:12:13,650	"Steamy..."	"Steamy..."
194	00:12:19,448	00:12:20,449	I saw Dad.	I saw Dad.
195	00:12:21,825	00:12:23,076	Yeah?	Yeah?
196	00:12:23,160	00:12:24,912	He's really letting the beard go.	He's really letting the beard go.
197	00:12:26,121	00:12:27,539	Like the guy in Electric Love.	Like the guy in Electric Love.
198	00:12:32,586	00:12:34,671	Will you point the Jack and Rose at me?	Will you point the Jack and Rose at me?
199	00:12:34,755	00:12:36,089	I... I need their strength.	I... I need their strength.
200	00:12:37,341	00:12:38,884	The Jack and Rose.	The Jack and Rose.
201	00:12:38,967	00:12:43,138	It was a prestigious award from Romantic Living Magazine.	It was a prestigious award from Romantic Living Magazine.
202	00:12:43,222	00:12:46,850	Because nothing says "living" like the Titanic.	Because nothing says "living" like the Titanic.
203	00:13:02,741	00:13:05,661	Ulysses, you have to be careful.	Ulysses, you have to be careful.
204	00:13:08,455	00:13:10,958	A body can only take so much trauma.	A body can only take so much trauma.
205	00:13:11,041	00:13:14,795	Unless you're Incandesto's alter-ego, Alfred T. Slipper.	Unless you're Incandesto's alter-ego, Alfred T. Slipper.
206	00:13:16,380	00:13:18,173	His trauma gave him power.	His trauma gave him power.
207	00:13:19,508	00:13:21,802	He was once an unassuming janitor	He was once an unassuming janitor
208	00:13:21,885	00:13:25,514	until he fell into a vat of industrial cleaning solution.	until he fell into a vat of industrial cleaning solution.
209	00:13:26,473	00:13:28,183	Then he transformed.	Then he transformed.
210	00:13:29,726	00:13:32,688	Hey, you got sucked up by a vacuum.	Hey, you got sucked up by a vacuum.
211	00:13:32,771	00:13:34,857	Maybe you're a superhero.	Maybe you're a superhero.
212	00:13:51,123	00:13:54,459	Nah. You're just a nice squirrel.	Nah. You're just a nice squirrel.
213	00:13:54,543	00:13:56,587	Flora Belle, can you come down for dinner?	Flora Belle, can you come down for dinner?
214	00:13:56,670	00:13:57,838	It's from the microwave,	It's from the microwave,
215	00:13:57,921	00:14:00,591	but I made it look like it's from the oven.	but I made it look like it's from the oven.
216	00:14:00,674	00:14:02,467	I'm turning the oven on, so it feels real.	I'm turning the oven on, so it feels real.
217	00:14:02,551	00:14:03,844	All right, Mom.	All right, Mom.
218	00:14:06,346	00:14:07,514	Be right down.	Be right down.
219	00:14:07,598	00:14:10,851	Want me to microwave the rolls, so they're fresh from the oven?	Want me to microwave the rolls, so they're fresh from the oven?
220	00:14:10,934	00:14:14,479	Okay, I have to go. I'm gonna try and bring you up some more food.	Okay, I have to go. I'm gonna try and bring you up some more food.
221	00:14:14,563	00:14:18,150	I can't promise you it'll be good because I know it won't be.	I can't promise you it'll be good because I know it won't be.
222	00:14:52,809	00:14:56,271	Saving some for later. Looks so good.	Saving some for later. Looks so good.
223	00:14:56,855	00:14:58,315	So, I have some big news.	So, I have some big news.
224	00:14:58,398	00:15:01,568	The Herald is doing a piece on my next book!	The Herald is doing a piece on my next book!
225	00:15:01,652	00:15:03,153	Wow!	Wow!
226	00:15:03,237	00:15:05,405	Yeah. In publishing, they call that "trending."	Yeah. In publishing, they call that "trending."
227	00:15:05,489	00:15:06,740	People still read the newspaper?	People still read the newspaper?
228	00:15:07,157	00:15:09,826	Yes. You should, too.	Yes. You should, too.
229	00:15:09,910	00:15:11,745	It's not in my contract.	It's not in my contract.
230	00:15:11,828	00:15:13,789	You live in defiance of contracts.	You live in defiance of contracts.
231	00:15:14,623	00:15:15,624	Right.	Right.
232	00:15:17,251	00:15:19,086	Hey, do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?	Hey, do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
233	00:15:19,169	00:15:22,714	We can get our hair done at that place where they act all snooty,	We can get our hair done at that place where they act all snooty,
234	00:15:22,798	00:15:25,217	even though they're right next to the food court.	even though they're right next to the food court.
235	00:15:25,300	00:15:26,385	No, I'm good.	No, I'm good.
236	00:15:26,468	00:15:28,887	Flora, you can't spend another summer alone.	Flora, you can't spend another summer alone.
237	00:15:28,971	00:15:30,347	You need friends.	You need friends.
238	00:15:30,430	00:15:31,557	Do you have friends?	Do you have friends?
239	00:15:32,933	00:15:35,686	I'm an artist. I suffer for my art.	I'm an artist. I suffer for my art.
240	00:15:43,735	00:15:45,737	The ghost babies were weird.	The ghost babies were weird.
241	00:15:46,655	00:15:47,656	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
242	00:17:14,660	00:17:15,827	Flora!	Flora!
243	00:17:18,205	00:17:19,206	What is this?	What is this?
244	00:17:20,332	00:17:21,333	Your typewriter?	Your typewriter?
245	00:17:22,334	00:17:25,879	I know it's my typewriter. I mean the paper in it.	I know it's my typewriter. I mean the paper in it.
246	00:17:26,839	00:17:28,006	"Squirtel.	"Squirtel.
247	00:17:28,090	00:17:31,426	"I am Ulysses. Born anew."	"I am Ulysses. Born anew."
248	00:17:34,805	00:17:37,724	Holy unanticipated occurrences!	Holy unanticipated occurrences!
249	00:17:37,808	00:17:41,562	Flora, this isn't a joke. This typewriter is for my work.	Flora, this isn't a joke. This typewriter is for my work.
250	00:17:41,645	00:17:42,771	But I didn't...	But I didn't...
251	00:17:42,855	00:17:46,066	And my cheese balls? The whole bag? God.	And my cheese balls? The whole bag? God.
252	00:17:46,149	00:17:48,735	Now I can't eat my way out of sadness.	Now I can't eat my way out of sadness.
253	00:17:48,819	00:17:50,904	Unless I wanna lick the cheese off the keys,	Unless I wanna lick the cheese off the keys,
254	00:17:50,988	00:17:52,739	which, honestly, I'm considering doing.	which, honestly, I'm considering doing.
255	00:17:52,823	00:17:55,617	God, think about that! How sad that is.	God, think about that! How sad that is.
256	00:17:56,493	00:17:58,537	That is really sad.	That is really sad.
257	00:17:58,620	00:18:00,998	-Can I keep this? -No, I'm gonna publish it.	-Can I keep this? -No, I'm gonna publish it.
258	00:18:12,050	00:18:13,760	Did you type this?	Did you type this?
259	00:18:18,849	00:18:21,602	"Do not hope. Observe."	"Do not hope. Observe."
260	00:18:22,144	00:18:23,979	Terrible Things Can Happen To You	Terrible Things Can Happen To You
261	00:18:24,062	00:18:28,233	made it very clear that hope can get in the way of action.	made it very clear that hope can get in the way of action.
262	00:18:28,317	00:18:33,280	A true cynic has no luxury for hope, only observation.	A true cynic has no luxury for hope, only observation.
263	00:18:33,363	00:18:37,451	Ulysses, can you understand me?	Ulysses, can you understand me?
264	00:18:39,411	00:18:41,288	Holy Bagumba!	Holy Bagumba!
265	00:18:41,955	00:18:42,956	Can you talk?	Can you talk?
266	00:18:46,001	00:18:48,754	Okay, that's not really talking, but still.	Okay, that's not really talking, but still.
267	00:18:50,088	00:18:53,300	I knew it. The vacuum made you a superhero.	I knew it. The vacuum made you a superhero.
268	00:18:53,383	00:18:57,679	It sucked up an unassuming squirrel and spit out a Ulysses.	It sucked up an unassuming squirrel and spit out a Ulysses.
269	00:18:59,723	00:19:02,267	I'm so glad I saved these for an emergency.	I'm so glad I saved these for an emergency.
270	00:19:02,351	00:19:06,188	Though, I told Mom I'd use them to line the cage when I got a new hamster.	Though, I told Mom I'd use them to line the cage when I got a new hamster.
271	00:19:13,028	00:19:16,365	Now, the important thing is to find your purpose.	Now, the important thing is to find your purpose.
272	00:19:16,448	00:19:20,702	Every superhero has one true and unwavering purpose.	Every superhero has one true and unwavering purpose.
273	00:19:21,119	00:19:22,955	Usually it's liberty or freedom,	Usually it's liberty or freedom,
274	00:19:23,038	00:19:25,415	but it can also be revenge, which is darker.	but it can also be revenge, which is darker.
275	00:19:25,499	00:19:28,502	And you have to kill people, and then regret it afterwards.	And you have to kill people, and then regret it afterwards.
276	00:19:28,585	00:19:30,963	Usually by screaming at the sky.	Usually by screaming at the sky.
277	00:19:31,046	00:19:32,881	Do you have any enemies?	Do you have any enemies?
278	00:19:39,096	00:19:42,391	Don't worry. It's usually a person.	Don't worry. It's usually a person.
279	00:19:42,474	00:19:46,311	Or a monster. Or a monster that started as a person.	Or a monster. Or a monster that started as a person.
280	00:19:46,395	00:19:49,481	Superheroes can handle anything.	Superheroes can handle anything.
281	00:19:50,107	00:19:51,984	I can be your sidekick.	I can be your sidekick.
282	00:19:52,067	00:19:54,695	Incandesto has a parakeet named Dolores,	Incandesto has a parakeet named Dolores,
283	00:19:54,778	00:19:58,615	but you can have me. I will help you find your purpose.	but you can have me. I will help you find your purpose.
284	00:20:00,492	00:20:02,870	Flora, I think your dad is here.	Flora, I think your dad is here.
285	00:20:03,787	00:20:05,914	Don't worry. Dad is one of us.	Don't worry. Dad is one of us.
286	00:20:15,132	00:20:17,217	I wanna lick these keys.	I wanna lick these keys.
287	00:20:21,513	00:20:22,764	Hello!	Hello!
288	00:20:22,848	00:20:23,891	Mrs. Tickham?	Mrs. Tickham?
289	00:20:23,974	00:20:26,059	And some Tootie Turnovers.	And some Tootie Turnovers.
290	00:20:28,187	00:20:30,647	Hello! Friendly neighbor here.	Hello! Friendly neighbor here.
291	00:20:31,648	00:20:34,151	Tootie. What a nice surprise.	Tootie. What a nice surprise.
292	00:20:34,818	00:20:38,071	Well, the world is full of lots o' surprises these days.	Well, the world is full of lots o' surprises these days.
293	00:20:39,156	00:20:40,616	William?	William?
294	00:20:41,366	00:20:44,828	Sorry. So many wonderful smells outside.	Sorry. So many wonderful smells outside.
295	00:20:44,912	00:20:46,830	Jasmine, I think.	Jasmine, I think.
296	00:20:46,914	00:20:48,457	We don't have any jasmine.	We don't have any jasmine.
297	00:20:48,540	00:20:50,209	It could be up to a mile away.	It could be up to a mile away.
298	00:20:50,292	00:20:52,461	This is my nephew, William Spiver.	This is my nephew, William Spiver.
299	00:20:52,544	00:20:54,171	He's spending the summer with us.	He's spending the summer with us.
300	00:20:54,254	00:20:55,839	Pleased to meet you both.	Pleased to meet you both.
301	00:20:55,923	00:20:57,925	Well, I assume there are two of you.	Well, I assume there are two of you.
302	00:20:58,008	00:21:01,678	Although, there could be a third who hasn't talked.	Although, there could be a third who hasn't talked.
303	00:21:01,762	00:21:04,223	A baby, perhaps. I think I smell a baby.	A baby, perhaps. I think I smell a baby.
304	00:21:04,306	00:21:05,474	There's no baby.	There's no baby.
305	00:21:05,557	00:21:07,017	Could be up to a mile away.	Could be up to a mile away.
306	00:21:07,100	00:21:09,186	William is suffering from temporary blindness.	William is suffering from temporary blindness.
307	00:21:09,269	00:21:11,230	It's caused by stress.	It's caused by stress.
308	00:21:11,313	00:21:12,898	Hysterical blindness, actually.	Hysterical blindness, actually.
309	00:21:12,981	00:21:15,484	I've read about that in Terrible Things Can Happen To You.	I've read about that in Terrible Things Can Happen To You.
310	00:21:15,567	00:21:17,402	It's supposed to go away if you relax.	It's supposed to go away if you relax.
311	00:21:18,654	00:21:20,322	Squirrel!	Squirrel!
312	00:21:20,405	00:21:21,657	There's a squirrel in here?	There's a squirrel in here?
313	00:21:21,740	00:21:24,326	Where's my tennis racket? I can get a clean shot!	Where's my tennis racket? I can get a clean shot!
314	00:21:24,409	00:21:26,036	- What? - Gah! Come with me.	- What? - Gah! Come with me.
315	00:21:26,119	00:21:28,455	Ah! Yes, I'm getting him now.	Ah! Yes, I'm getting him now.
316	00:21:28,539	00:21:31,416	Ulysses, you have to be more careful.	Ulysses, you have to be more careful.
317	00:21:31,500	00:21:33,293	Danger lurks everywhere.	Danger lurks everywhere.
318	00:21:33,377	00:21:35,379	Especially where there's tennis rackets.	Especially where there's tennis rackets.
319	00:21:35,462	00:21:37,923	Are you talking to that squirrel?	Are you talking to that squirrel?
320	00:21:38,006	00:21:39,675	Go away, you're trespassing.	Go away, you're trespassing.
321	00:21:39,758	00:21:42,344	It's only trespassing if a sign is posted	It's only trespassing if a sign is posted
322	00:21:42,427	00:21:45,138	with letters measuring no less than two inches in height.	with letters measuring no less than two inches in height.
323	00:21:46,014	00:21:48,100	Yep. There's one right here.	Yep. There's one right here.
324	00:21:50,978	00:21:53,772	If you don't mind, I have important things to do.	If you don't mind, I have important things to do.
325	00:21:53,856	00:21:55,774	Well, I don't have anything to do.	Well, I don't have anything to do.
326	00:21:56,608	00:21:58,861	So, maybe I could be of assistance?	So, maybe I could be of assistance?
327	00:22:01,405	00:22:03,073	Do you mind if I feel your face?	Do you mind if I feel your face?
328	00:22:03,156	00:22:04,408	So I know what you look like.	So I know what you look like.
329	00:22:04,491	00:22:05,868	I guess.	I guess.
330	00:22:08,161	00:22:11,790	Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.	Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
331	00:22:13,375	00:22:17,421	Doesn't really work. Just feels like a face.	Doesn't really work. Just feels like a face.
332	00:22:19,339	00:22:20,674	Are your hands clean?	Are your hands clean?
333	00:22:22,384	00:22:24,136	What happened to make you blind?	What happened to make you blind?
334	00:22:25,846	00:22:27,764	Why're you talking to a squirrel?	Why're you talking to a squirrel?
335	00:22:32,269	00:22:33,854	He's a superhero.	He's a superhero.
336	00:22:34,605	00:22:36,023	What?	What?
337	00:22:40,152	00:22:41,278	"I..."	"I..."
338	00:22:41,361	00:22:42,696	It's just one letter.	It's just one letter.
339	00:22:44,072	00:22:47,659	"L, O, V..."	"L, O, V..."
340	00:22:47,743	00:22:51,038	Uh, okay. He's going squirrel speed now.	Uh, okay. He's going squirrel speed now.
341	00:22:55,167	00:22:57,711	"I love your round head.	"I love your round head.
342	00:22:57,794	00:23:01,173	"The brilliant green, the sky so new.	"The brilliant green, the sky so new.
343	00:23:01,256	00:23:05,219	"These letters, this world, you.	"These letters, this world, you.
344	00:23:05,302	00:23:07,596	"I am very, very hungry."	"I am very, very hungry."
345	00:23:09,139	00:23:11,433	I told you. He types poetry.	I told you. He types poetry.
346	00:23:11,517	00:23:13,143	Not great poetry, though.	Not great poetry, though.
347	00:23:13,227	00:23:14,353	He's a squirrel.	He's a squirrel.
348	00:23:14,436	00:23:16,396	Fine. He's a poetry-typing squirrel.	Fine. He's a poetry-typing squirrel.
349	00:23:16,480	00:23:17,689	Do you doubt him?	Do you doubt him?
350	00:23:17,773	00:23:20,609	Of course I doubt him. What kind of superhero types poetry?	Of course I doubt him. What kind of superhero types poetry?
351	00:23:21,777	00:23:23,654	My dad's here! He'll know what to do.	My dad's here! He'll know what to do.
352	00:23:23,737	00:23:25,739	Find your way out, William.	Find your way out, William.
353	00:23:30,702	00:23:32,704	You don't have to ring the bell.	You don't have to ring the bell.
354	00:23:33,413	00:23:36,291	-But you do have to fix it. -But I don't live here anymore.	-But you do have to fix it. -But I don't live here anymore.
355	00:23:36,375	00:23:38,377	-Which thing are you responding to? -Ringing it.	-Which thing are you responding to? -Ringing it.
356	00:23:38,460	00:23:39,837	So, you'll fix it.	So, you'll fix it.
357	00:23:39,920	00:23:44,007	Oh, I did fix it. That's why it sounds that way.	Oh, I did fix it. That's why it sounds that way.
358	00:23:45,467	00:23:47,553	- Hi. Oh! - Hi.	- Hi. Oh! - Hi.
359	00:23:47,636	00:23:51,265	So, I was gonna give you a hug. Yeah, just like an adult hug.	So, I was gonna give you a hug. Yeah, just like an adult hug.
360	00:23:53,100	00:23:54,351	-Yeah. -Great.	-Yeah. -Great.
361	00:23:55,686	00:23:56,812	Where's Flora?	Where's Flora?
362	00:23:56,895	00:23:58,856	Well, she ran off with a squirrel.	Well, she ran off with a squirrel.
363	00:23:58,939	00:24:00,649	Hi, Dad. I just gotta run upstairs.	Hi, Dad. I just gotta run upstairs.
364	00:24:00,732	00:24:02,693	- 'Kay. - What's under your sweatshirt?	- 'Kay. - What's under your sweatshirt?
365	00:24:02,776	00:24:04,736	-Nothing. -It's moving.	-Nothing. -It's moving.
366	00:24:05,571	00:24:06,613	I'm pregnant?	I'm pregnant?
367	00:24:07,614	00:24:09,741	-Is it the squirrel? -Yes.	-Is it the squirrel? -Yes.
368	00:24:09,825	00:24:11,577	Flora. Flora!	Flora. Flora!
369	00:24:12,870	00:24:15,497	Did you see that? She's totally ignoring me.	Did you see that? She's totally ignoring me.
370	00:24:15,581	00:24:17,291	She's never done that before.	She's never done that before.
371	00:24:17,374	00:24:18,792	I'm afraid it's drugs.	I'm afraid it's drugs.
372	00:24:19,585	00:24:20,961	She's ten.	She's ten.
373	00:24:21,044	00:24:23,297	Will you just please help her?	Will you just please help her?
374	00:24:23,380	00:24:26,508	I really need to focus on my book. We need the income.	I really need to focus on my book. We need the income.
375	00:24:26,592	00:24:30,095	I can't pay the mortgage with your paperclip commissions.	I can't pay the mortgage with your paperclip commissions.
376	00:24:30,179	00:24:31,388	Oh, we don't get commissions.	Oh, we don't get commissions.
377	00:24:31,471	00:24:32,764	Yeah, it's a metaphor.	Yeah, it's a metaphor.
378	00:24:32,848	00:24:34,349	I don't think that's a metaphor.	I don't think that's a metaphor.
379	00:24:34,433	00:24:36,101	Okay, you know what? I'm a novelist.	Okay, you know what? I'm a novelist.
380	00:24:36,185	00:24:37,895	-I know what a metaphor is. -Right.	-I know what a metaphor is. -Right.
381	00:24:37,978	00:24:41,773	Will you just put the squirrel in that and just get rid of it?	Will you just put the squirrel in that and just get rid of it?
382	00:24:44,985	00:24:46,987	He's probably diseased, honey.	He's probably diseased, honey.
383	00:24:47,070	00:24:49,823	Squirrels are the most diseased of any rodent.	Squirrels are the most diseased of any rodent.
384	00:24:49,907	00:24:50,949	I think that's rats.	I think that's rats.
385	00:24:52,576	00:24:54,995	I wrote all of these books, George. All of them.	I wrote all of these books, George. All of them.
386	00:24:55,078	00:24:56,163	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
387	00:25:03,128	00:25:05,339	I guess we need to find another yard.	I guess we need to find another yard.
388	00:25:05,422	00:25:06,590	Yeah.	Yeah.
389	00:25:11,803	00:25:15,390	He's not just a squirrel, Dad. He's got powers.	He's not just a squirrel, Dad. He's got powers.
390	00:25:15,474	00:25:18,727	He's been transformed like Alfred T. Slipper.	He's been transformed like Alfred T. Slipper.
391	00:25:20,979	00:25:22,022	Okay.	Okay.
392	00:25:23,732	00:25:24,816	That's it?	That's it?
393	00:25:24,900	00:25:26,193	That's what?	That's what?
394	00:25:26,276	00:25:27,945	This squirrel is a superhero.	This squirrel is a superhero.
395	00:25:28,028	00:25:30,364	The universe sent him for a reason.	The universe sent him for a reason.
396	00:25:31,823	00:25:33,992	Stop it. Stop it.	Stop it. Stop it.
397	00:25:34,535	00:25:37,955	He's just exploring his powers. All superheroes do.	He's just exploring his powers. All superheroes do.
398	00:25:38,038	00:25:40,791	Flora, I used to think that life was a comic book, too.	Flora, I used to think that life was a comic book, too.
399	00:25:41,458	00:25:44,419	Full of magic and wonder, but it's not.	Full of magic and wonder, but it's not.
400	00:25:45,212	00:25:46,421	There is no magic.	There is no magic.
401	00:25:47,214	00:25:50,342	We just want there to be so the world doesn't feel so hopeless.	We just want there to be so the world doesn't feel so hopeless.
402	00:25:51,426	00:25:53,053	But Incandesto says...	But Incandesto says...
403	00:25:53,136	00:25:54,972	Incandesto's a drawing, honey.	Incandesto's a drawing, honey.
404	00:25:55,973	00:25:57,349	All superheroes are.	All superheroes are.
405	00:26:00,978	00:26:03,730	Our lives used to be full of magic.	Our lives used to be full of magic.
406	00:26:27,629	00:26:29,089	Are you getting divorced?	Are you getting divorced?
407	00:26:32,759	00:26:34,845	No, we're just tryin' to figure things out.	No, we're just tryin' to figure things out.
408	00:26:38,307	00:26:39,308	Yeah.	Yeah.
409	00:26:47,983	00:26:50,277	Hey, who's hungry?	Hey, who's hungry?
410	00:26:50,360	00:26:51,528	Oh, donuts.	Oh, donuts.
411	00:26:58,327	00:27:01,788	You know, I don't think you're supposed to bring a squirrel to a restaurant.	You know, I don't think you're supposed to bring a squirrel to a restaurant.
412	00:27:03,749	00:27:06,501	Unless it's like a seeing-eye squirrel or something like that.	Unless it's like a seeing-eye squirrel or something like that.
413	00:27:06,585	00:27:08,670	He'll stay in the box.	He'll stay in the box.
414	00:27:08,754	00:27:10,797	-He's trained? -He's a superhero.	-He's trained? -He's a superhero.
415	00:27:10,881	00:27:14,092	-Right. -Hi. I'm Rita. You ready to order?	-Right. -Hi. I'm Rita. You ready to order?
416	00:27:14,176	00:27:15,260	I'm not hungry.	I'm not hungry.
417	00:27:15,344	00:27:19,806	Okay, well, I am. I'm starving. I will have an omelet...	Okay, well, I am. I'm starving. I will have an omelet...
418	00:27:19,890	00:27:21,308	I'll have a donut.	I'll have a donut.
419	00:27:21,391	00:27:22,726	- One donut. - I will have an...	- One donut. - I will have an...
420	00:27:22,809	00:27:24,686	-Two donuts. -Two donuts?	-Two donuts. -Two donuts?
421	00:27:24,770	00:27:25,771	Two donuts.	Two donuts.
422	00:27:25,854	00:27:28,607	-I'll have an omelet, please, with... -Uh, three donuts.	-I'll have an omelet, please, with... -Uh, three donuts.
423	00:27:29,441	00:27:32,402	-I'd like an omelet, please, with bacon... -Six donuts? Please.	-I'd like an omelet, please, with bacon... -Six donuts? Please.
424	00:27:33,153	00:27:34,738	Is your mom feeding you?	Is your mom feeding you?
425	00:27:34,821	00:27:38,408	Hey. What do you have in there? Is it a little kitty or something?	Hey. What do you have in there? Is it a little kitty or something?
426	00:27:38,492	00:27:40,244	No. It's just a box.	No. It's just a box.
427	00:27:40,327	00:27:43,205	Come on. Just a little kitty, right? Can I just...	Come on. Just a little kitty, right? Can I just...
428	00:27:43,288	00:27:45,791	I just wanna see the little fuzzball. Is it cute?	I just wanna see the little fuzzball. Is it cute?
429	00:27:45,874	00:27:47,125	- Here, kitty... - No!	- Here, kitty... - No!
430	00:27:49,795	00:27:53,465	There's always that moment in any origin story	There's always that moment in any origin story
431	00:27:54,508	00:27:58,470	where the hero awakens, embraces his identity,	where the hero awakens, embraces his identity,
432	00:27:58,554	00:28:01,265	and unleashes the full breadth of his...	and unleashes the full breadth of his...
433	00:28:02,891	00:28:04,768	That moment was not now.	That moment was not now.
434	00:28:04,852	00:28:06,645	Not another infestation.	Not another infestation.
435	00:28:07,729	00:28:09,481	Ulysses, forget the donuts!	Ulysses, forget the donuts!
436	00:28:19,449	00:28:22,286	Squirrel! Aah! Get it off!	Squirrel! Aah! Get it off!
437	00:28:22,369	00:28:23,829	Just stay calm, he's friendly!	Just stay calm, he's friendly!
438	00:28:25,831	00:28:28,041	Squirrel! Squirrel!	Squirrel! Squirrel!
439	00:28:29,751	00:28:31,378	Look out!	Look out!
440	00:28:31,461	00:28:33,881	Ulysses! No!	Ulysses! No!
441	00:28:35,507	00:28:37,509	Remember who you are, Ulysses!	Remember who you are, Ulysses!
442	00:28:56,945	00:28:58,113	Is he...	Is he...
443	00:28:58,864	00:28:59,865	He is.	He is.
444	00:29:03,327	00:29:05,037	Oh...	Oh...
445	00:29:27,184	00:29:29,811	- Flora! Flora! Hey, hey, hey! - Ulysses, get out of there!	- Flora! Flora! Hey, hey, hey! - Ulysses, get out of there!
446	00:29:34,942	00:29:36,151	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
447	00:29:36,235	00:29:37,319	No, no, get back.	No, no, get back.
448	00:29:47,120	00:29:48,413	We should leave.	We should leave.
449	00:29:48,497	00:29:49,581	Yup.	Yup.
450	00:29:51,375	00:29:52,918	Here we go.	Here we go.
451	00:30:00,342	00:30:01,552	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
452	00:30:05,639	00:30:08,392	Holy, holy Bagumba. He flew!	Holy, holy Bagumba. He flew!
453	00:30:08,475	00:30:10,143	Yes. Across the whole restaurant.	Yes. Across the whole restaurant.
454	00:30:10,227	00:30:12,729	-Yes! -I told you he's a superhero.	-Yes! -I told you he's a superhero.
455	00:30:12,813	00:30:14,690	And he's not floating. He's actually...	And he's not floating. He's actually...
456	00:30:14,773	00:30:16,859	-He's flying. -He's picking a destination	-He's flying. -He's picking a destination
457	00:30:16,942	00:30:18,277	-and he's landing there. -Yes.	-and he's landing there. -Yes.
458	00:30:18,360	00:30:21,154	All right, because I have a light bulb in my apartment	All right, because I have a light bulb in my apartment
459	00:30:21,238	00:30:23,156	that I can't quite get, 'cause it's too high.	that I can't quite get, 'cause it's too high.
460	00:30:23,240	00:30:24,825	Do you think he can twist it out?	Do you think he can twist it out?
461	00:30:24,908	00:30:26,118	-Yeah. -Okay.	-Yeah. -Okay.
462	00:30:26,201	00:30:27,828	I have always wanted to fly like that.	I have always wanted to fly like that.
463	00:30:32,457	00:30:33,625	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
464	00:30:33,709	00:30:34,877	Is he okay?	Is he okay?
465	00:30:34,960	00:30:36,545	I think he might need a doctor.	I think he might need a doctor.
466	00:30:36,628	00:30:38,839	Okay, there's a doctor in Apartment Six.	Okay, there's a doctor in Apartment Six.
467	00:30:38,922	00:30:42,092	We had to find a place to keep Ulysses safe.	We had to find a place to keep Ulysses safe.
468	00:30:42,176	00:30:45,095	Dad's apartment wasn't a typical superhero lair,	Dad's apartment wasn't a typical superhero lair,
469	00:30:45,179	00:30:48,432	since it wasn't built into a mountain or in a frozen tundra	since it wasn't built into a mountain or in a frozen tundra
470	00:30:48,515	00:30:50,559	where your ghost father gave you advice.	where your ghost father gave you advice.
471	00:30:50,642	00:30:52,269	But it did have a pool.	But it did have a pool.
472	00:30:52,352	00:30:54,605	I think he might have a concussion.	I think he might have a concussion.
473	00:30:54,688	00:30:57,983	Keep your voice down. It's watching us.	Keep your voice down. It's watching us.
474	00:30:58,066	00:31:02,487	It also has a psychotic cat named Mr. Klaus.	It also has a psychotic cat named Mr. Klaus.
475	00:31:05,240	00:31:06,533	Very slowly.	Very slowly.
476	00:31:13,916	00:31:16,919	Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. We're safe.	Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. We're safe.
477	00:31:24,218	00:31:26,261	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
478	00:31:26,345	00:31:28,096	Go, go, go, go, go, go!	Go, go, go, go, go, go!
479	00:31:28,180	00:31:29,556	Dad! Hurry! Come on!	Dad! Hurry! Come on!
480	00:31:29,640	00:31:31,683	I can't get it to work! Go, go, go, go, go, go!	I can't get it to work! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
481	00:31:31,767	00:31:33,101	Get in, get in, get in!	Get in, get in, get in!
482	00:31:38,023	00:31:41,193	Okay. We survived.	Okay. We survived.
483	00:31:43,987	00:31:45,656	What was wrong with that thing?	What was wrong with that thing?
484	00:31:45,739	00:31:47,324	I don't think cats like to be groomed.	I don't think cats like to be groomed.
485	00:31:47,407	00:31:50,244	They're self-groomers, you take that away from 'em, they got nothin'.	They're self-groomers, you take that away from 'em, they got nothin'.
486	00:31:50,327	00:31:52,704	-It looked like a furry dumbbell. -It did.	-It looked like a furry dumbbell. -It did.
487	00:31:52,788	00:31:55,666	Go, go, go! It's the cat! It's the cat!	Go, go, go! It's the cat! It's the cat!
488	00:32:13,350	00:32:15,018	I'm here about the squirrel.	I'm here about the squirrel.
489	00:32:15,936	00:32:16,937	Oh.	Oh.
490	00:32:26,530	00:32:27,656	Uh...	Uh...
491	00:32:28,740	00:32:31,910	Mr. Buckman, how nice to see you. Come in.	Mr. Buckman, how nice to see you. Come in.
492	00:32:33,954	00:32:35,205	He looks good, right?	He looks good, right?
493	00:32:43,172	00:32:47,593	In my philosophical opinion, this squirrel is just fine.	In my philosophical opinion, this squirrel is just fine.
494	00:32:50,053	00:32:51,597	You feel okay, Ulysses?	You feel okay, Ulysses?
495	00:32:53,891	00:32:55,475	He has the power to understand?	He has the power to understand?
496	00:32:58,270	00:33:00,105	And we can't return him to the wild.	And we can't return him to the wild.
497	00:33:00,189	00:33:03,358	He's here for a reason, and we're going to help him find it.	He's here for a reason, and we're going to help him find it.
498	00:33:03,442	00:33:05,110	I thought a squirrel	I thought a squirrel
499	00:33:05,194	00:33:07,112	stealing from my bird feeder was impressive.	stealing from my bird feeder was impressive.
500	00:33:07,196	00:33:08,447	Hey, look!	Hey, look!
501	00:33:10,032	00:33:12,326	Okay, it feels superhero-y.	Okay, it feels superhero-y.
502	00:33:14,578	00:33:18,123	"Forever and wanting is stomach"?	"Forever and wanting is stomach"?
503	00:33:18,373	00:33:21,293	It's poetry. He's a great poet.	It's poetry. He's a great poet.
504	00:33:22,252	00:33:23,837	Or he's hungry.	Or he's hungry.
505	00:33:27,716	00:33:29,676	And then it just, whoosh, took off.	And then it just, whoosh, took off.
506	00:33:29,760	00:33:31,720	Squirrels don't fly. They leap great distances.	Squirrels don't fly. They leap great distances.
507	00:33:31,803	00:33:32,971	Not this one.	Not this one.
508	00:33:33,055	00:33:34,806	So, it was with a little girl?	So, it was with a little girl?
509	00:33:34,890	00:33:36,767	Yeah, and her dad. It was her pet.	Yeah, and her dad. It was her pet.
510	00:33:36,850	00:33:38,477	Squirrels can't be domesticated.	Squirrels can't be domesticated.
511	00:33:38,560	00:33:40,854	They can be docile enough to handle if they're diseased.	They can be docile enough to handle if they're diseased.
512	00:33:40,938	00:33:42,189	-Rabies? -I didn't say that.	-Rabies? -I didn't say that.
513	00:33:42,272	00:33:44,107	-But it's rabies? Oh, its rabies. -It might be.	-But it's rabies? Oh, its rabies. -It might be.
514	00:33:44,191	00:33:46,610	Definitely. But don't worry about it. I trained for this.	Definitely. But don't worry about it. I trained for this.
515	00:33:46,693	00:33:49,947	I think like a squirrel, and it's my job to keep this town safe.	I think like a squirrel, and it's my job to keep this town safe.
516	00:33:56,662	00:33:58,330	He's asleep.	He's asleep.
517	00:33:58,413	00:34:00,832	Long day. Even for a superhero.	Long day. Even for a superhero.
518	00:34:00,916	00:34:02,334	Flora?	Flora?
519	00:34:02,417	00:34:04,378	Hey. That's William Spiver.	Hey. That's William Spiver.
520	00:34:04,461	00:34:05,879	George Buckman. How do you do?	George Buckman. How do you do?
521	00:34:08,465	00:34:10,384	Don't worry. Nothing broken.	Don't worry. Nothing broken.
522	00:34:10,467	00:34:12,094	He's hysterically blind.	He's hysterically blind.
523	00:34:12,177	00:34:13,262	He's what?	He's what?
524	00:34:13,345	00:34:14,888	Nice to meet you, sir.	Nice to meet you, sir.
525	00:34:14,972	00:34:16,348	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
526	00:34:16,431	00:34:18,642	Yeah, I'll come to you. Sure.	Yeah, I'll come to you. Sure.
527	00:34:19,393	00:34:20,477	- How are ya? - Good.	- How are ya? - Good.
528	00:34:20,561	00:34:22,771	-Do you still have the squirrel? -For now.	-Do you still have the squirrel? -For now.
529	00:34:22,855	00:34:25,899	Okay. We need to hide him in a place that your mom will never look.	Okay. We need to hide him in a place that your mom will never look.
530	00:34:25,983	00:34:29,069	What about my tree house? She always says she can't look at that.	What about my tree house? She always says she can't look at that.
531	00:34:29,152	00:34:31,738	Yes, Terrible Things says that best way to avoid detection	Yes, Terrible Things says that best way to avoid detection
532	00:34:31,822	00:34:33,198	is by using an alternate route,	is by using an alternate route,
533	00:34:33,282	00:34:35,367	or by curling into a ball and just screaming.	or by curling into a ball and just screaming.
534	00:34:35,450	00:34:36,785	That's for mountain lions.	That's for mountain lions.
535	00:34:36,869	00:34:39,079	- It applies here, too. - George!	- It applies here, too. - George!
536	00:34:39,162	00:34:40,914	No. Okay, all right, everybody act natural.	No. Okay, all right, everybody act natural.
537	00:34:40,998	00:34:42,708	Very natural and calm. And here we go.	Very natural and calm. And here we go.
538	00:34:42,791	00:34:45,002	There you are.	There you are.
539	00:34:45,085	00:34:46,587	Didn't know you guys were back.	Didn't know you guys were back.
540	00:34:46,670	00:34:47,796	We're not.	We're not.
541	00:34:48,672	00:34:49,715	What?	What?
542	00:34:50,299	00:34:52,217	I'm so sorry. I'm not good under pressure.	I'm so sorry. I'm not good under pressure.
543	00:34:52,301	00:34:53,510	Did you get rid of the...	Did you get rid of the...
544	00:34:53,594	00:34:54,887	Wasps? Oh, you got it.	Wasps? Oh, you got it.
545	00:34:54,970	00:34:56,305	Wait, we have wasps?	Wait, we have wasps?
546	00:34:56,388	00:34:59,308	Right, she's, um, talking about the...	Right, she's, um, talking about the...
547	00:34:59,391	00:35:01,977	The squirrel. He's gone.	The squirrel. He's gone.
548	00:35:02,060	00:35:06,064	Exactly. So, I guess we're all set, and there's nothin' to worry about.	Exactly. So, I guess we're all set, and there's nothin' to worry about.
549	00:35:07,357	00:35:09,568	You're so weird.	You're so weird.
550	00:35:13,322	00:35:15,032	We nailed that.	We nailed that.
551	00:35:15,115	00:35:17,868	We absolutely nailed that.	We absolutely nailed that.
552	00:35:17,951	00:35:19,703	Anything she threw at us, we nailed it.	Anything she threw at us, we nailed it.
553	00:35:19,786	00:35:22,873	All right, okay. I gotta go to work. Got the restocking shift tonight.	All right, okay. I gotta go to work. Got the restocking shift tonight.
554	00:35:22,956	00:35:25,834	-Okay. I'll keep him safe. -Yeah, I know you will.	-Okay. I'll keep him safe. -Yeah, I know you will.
555	00:35:27,169	00:35:28,337	Dad?	Dad?
556	00:35:28,420	00:35:33,258	You know how in Terrible Things it says, "Do not hope, only observe"?	You know how in Terrible Things it says, "Do not hope, only observe"?
557	00:35:36,094	00:35:37,304	Maybe it's okay to hope.	Maybe it's okay to hope.
558	00:35:46,021	00:35:49,233	There was a superhero in our midst.	There was a superhero in our midst.
559	00:35:50,484	00:35:53,278	We had yet to learn his purpose,	We had yet to learn his purpose,
560	00:35:53,946	00:35:55,572	or his style.	or his style.
561	00:35:55,656	00:35:58,075	But we knew how he made us feel.	But we knew how he made us feel.
562	00:35:58,158	00:36:00,869	Last time on our squirrels of Beverly Hills...	Last time on our squirrels of Beverly Hills...
563	00:36:00,953	00:36:03,580	That maybe there was light in the darkness...	That maybe there was light in the darkness...
564	00:36:03,664	00:36:04,831	You looklike a chipmunk!	You looklike a chipmunk!
565	00:36:04,915	00:36:08,627	...and maybe the best part of having a superhero around	...and maybe the best part of having a superhero around
566	00:36:08,710	00:36:11,171	is how you start to feel like one, too.	is how you start to feel like one, too.
567	00:38:38,569	00:38:39,611	Squirrels.	Squirrels.
568	00:38:42,406	00:38:44,032	Hmm.	Hmm.
569	00:38:50,289	00:38:52,124	I'm better than a squirrel.	I'm better than a squirrel.
570	00:39:24,781	00:39:26,325	It's called a Pop-Tart.	It's called a Pop-Tart.
571	00:39:26,700	00:39:30,162	It's kinda like a donut that got run over by a car.	It's kinda like a donut that got run over by a car.
572	00:39:30,245	00:39:31,288	Flora?	Flora?
573	00:39:31,371	00:39:33,248	Ever heard of knocking?	Ever heard of knocking?
574	00:39:34,082	00:39:37,336	Sorry. I heard your voice from my yard.	Sorry. I heard your voice from my yard.
575	00:39:37,419	00:39:39,963	My blindness gives me a more advanced sense of hearing.	My blindness gives me a more advanced sense of hearing.
576	00:39:40,047	00:39:41,215	I'm over here.	I'm over here.
577	00:39:41,882	00:39:43,133	Oh...	Oh...
578	00:39:43,217	00:39:46,512	And, by the way, you almost knocked down Ulysses' Pop-Tart.	And, by the way, you almost knocked down Ulysses' Pop-Tart.
579	00:39:49,014	00:39:50,182	Make yourself at home.	Make yourself at home.
580	00:39:50,265	00:39:53,060	Thank you. I'm sent here for the entire summer,	Thank you. I'm sent here for the entire summer,
581	00:39:53,143	00:39:55,562	but nobody really planned anything for me to do.	but nobody really planned anything for me to do.
582	00:39:56,855	00:39:58,315	Why were you sent away?	Why were you sent away?
583	00:39:59,233	00:40:00,442	Uh...	Uh...
584	00:40:00,526	00:40:03,987	Anyway, I, um, brought him this.	Anyway, I, um, brought him this.
585	00:40:04,071	00:40:07,449	It's Rilke. My father would read this to me.	It's Rilke. My father would read this to me.
586	00:40:08,325	00:40:11,453	"You, sent out beyond your recall.	"You, sent out beyond your recall.
587	00:40:11,537	00:40:15,290	"Flare up like a flame and make big shadows I can move in."	"Flare up like a flame and make big shadows I can move in."
588	00:40:16,500	00:40:17,709	"Flare up like a flame."	"Flare up like a flame."
589	00:40:18,377	00:40:20,170	Hear that, Ulysses?	Hear that, Ulysses?
590	00:40:20,254	00:40:22,589	Flare up like a flame and find your purpose.	Flare up like a flame and find your purpose.
591	00:40:23,757	00:40:24,800	He has a purpose?	He has a purpose?
592	00:40:24,883	00:40:27,094	Every superhero has a purpose.	Every superhero has a purpose.
593	00:40:29,221	00:40:33,642	I'm sorry, but I don't think your squirrel is a superhero.	I'm sorry, but I don't think your squirrel is a superhero.
594	00:40:33,725	00:40:35,561	He may be very special,	He may be very special,
595	00:40:35,644	00:40:38,063	and he knows how to type. But if you...	and he knows how to type. But if you...
596	00:40:38,146	00:40:39,773	William!	William!
597	00:40:42,651	00:40:43,944	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
598	00:40:44,570	00:40:46,321	"Flare up like a flame."	"Flare up like a flame."
599	00:40:49,992	00:40:51,451	Hello?	Hello?
600	00:40:54,830	00:40:58,625	Nothing broken. Is the Pop-Tart okay?	Nothing broken. Is the Pop-Tart okay?
601	00:41:02,337	00:41:07,176	The universe was expanding, but it didn't feel any scarier.	The universe was expanding, but it didn't feel any scarier.
602	00:41:07,843	00:41:10,387	It felt like it was just making room.	It felt like it was just making room.
603	00:41:18,937	00:41:21,023	Uh, we called George in, sir.	Uh, we called George in, sir.
604	00:41:21,106	00:41:23,775	This is comin' out of his check, I can tell you that.	This is comin' out of his check, I can tell you that.
605	00:41:23,859	00:41:25,777	How many boxes of pushpins is this?	How many boxes of pushpins is this?
606	00:41:27,279	00:41:28,655	Probably 15.	Probably 15.
607	00:41:28,739	00:41:29,948	And how much is a box?	And how much is a box?
608	00:41:30,032	00:41:31,533	On sale for 39¢.	On sale for 39¢.
609	00:41:32,034	00:41:33,368	That's...	That's...
610	00:41:34,703	00:41:36,371	Definitely comin' out of his check.	Definitely comin' out of his check.
611	00:41:38,248	00:41:40,209	Five dollars out of his check.	Five dollars out of his check.
612	00:41:41,043	00:41:42,794	Just pretend you're in a tree.	Just pretend you're in a tree.
613	00:41:45,380	00:41:47,216	-Let's go, William. -Where are we?	-Let's go, William. -Where are we?
614	00:41:48,258	00:41:53,096	Comic Cave. We have to prepare Ulysses for a more dangerous world.	Comic Cave. We have to prepare Ulysses for a more dangerous world.
615	00:41:53,180	00:41:55,933	Good plan, but it doesn't seem that dangerous.	Good plan, but it doesn't seem that dangerous.
616	00:41:58,769	00:42:00,145	Look who it is.	Look who it is.
617	00:42:00,896	00:42:03,482	You know, the gamers named a monster after ya.	You know, the gamers named a monster after ya.
618	00:42:03,565	00:42:05,442	Its specialty is making grown men cry.	Its specialty is making grown men cry.
619	00:42:05,526	00:42:07,736	I'm here on superhero-related business.	I'm here on superhero-related business.
620	00:42:07,819	00:42:09,696	If you're gonna bad-mouth Spider-Man again,	If you're gonna bad-mouth Spider-Man again,
621	00:42:09,780	00:42:11,657	I'm not havin' it. I'll close this place down.	I'm not havin' it. I'll close this place down.
622	00:42:11,740	00:42:13,909	All I said was that Incandesto can beat him.	All I said was that Incandesto can beat him.
623	00:42:13,992	00:42:16,036	With light? Are you crazy?	With light? Are you crazy?
624	00:42:16,119	00:42:17,788	The light of a thousand suns.	The light of a thousand suns.
625	00:42:17,871	00:42:20,415	Throw Spider-Man into the sun and see how he feels.	Throw Spider-Man into the sun and see how he feels.
626	00:42:20,499	00:42:23,168	The sun is 27 million degrees.	The sun is 27 million degrees.
627	00:42:23,835	00:42:25,462	It's pretty hot for a guy in jammies.	It's pretty hot for a guy in jammies.
628	00:42:25,546	00:42:27,214	That's true. Didn't think of that.	That's true. Didn't think of that.
629	00:42:28,799	00:42:30,467	Hey. What's his deal?	Hey. What's his deal?
630	00:42:30,551	00:42:32,094	I'm hysterically blind.	I'm hysterically blind.
631	00:42:32,177	00:42:33,846	Would you mind if I felt your face?	Would you mind if I felt your face?
632	00:42:33,929	00:42:34,930	Yes.	Yes.
633	00:42:35,013	00:42:39,017	Fair enough. I will attempt to read your features using echolocation.	Fair enough. I will attempt to read your features using echolocation.
634	00:42:46,275	00:42:47,401	What do you guys want?	What do you guys want?
635	00:42:47,484	00:42:49,736	Do you have anything on superhero training?	Do you have anything on superhero training?
636	00:42:49,820	00:42:51,572	Specifically, small furry mammals?	Specifically, small furry mammals?
637	00:42:51,655	00:42:53,657	-No. -Then just regular superheroes?	-No. -Then just regular superheroes?
638	00:42:53,740	00:42:55,742	-No. -Superhero purpose discovery?	-No. -Superhero purpose discovery?
639	00:42:55,826	00:42:58,161	-Nope. -Being a Superhero for Dummies?	-Nope. -Being a Superhero for Dummies?
640	00:42:58,412	00:42:59,997	Not really a self-help genre.	Not really a self-help genre.
641	00:43:00,080	00:43:01,123	Flora, over here.	Flora, over here.
642	00:43:01,206	00:43:03,959	Animal Control is on the scene investigating.	Animal Control is on the scene investigating.
643	00:43:04,042	00:43:06,628	But, Rita, what did they tell you about the attack?	But, Rita, what did they tell you about the attack?
644	00:43:06,712	00:43:08,714	They said it was definitely rabies.	They said it was definitely rabies.
645	00:43:08,797	00:43:10,841	And it was in my hair, trying to give me rabies.	And it was in my hair, trying to give me rabies.
646	00:43:10,924	00:43:12,259	And did it look diseased?	And did it look diseased?
647	00:43:12,342	00:43:14,553	Yes, it was covered in rabies.	Yes, it was covered in rabies.
648	00:43:14,970	00:43:17,598	Wow. Well, let's hope they capture this squirrel	Wow. Well, let's hope they capture this squirrel
649	00:43:17,681	00:43:20,976	before the disease spreads to our pets and our children.	before the disease spreads to our pets and our children.
650	00:43:21,852	00:43:22,853	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
651	00:43:22,936	00:43:24,188	He's a fugitive.	He's a fugitive.
652	00:43:24,271	00:43:26,607	-We've gotta get to Dad! -Oh!	-We've gotta get to Dad! -Oh!
653	00:43:26,940	00:43:28,233	What are those? Pushpins?	What are those? Pushpins?
654	00:43:28,734	00:43:31,570	I love it. I want him to do that in all my stores.	I love it. I want him to do that in all my stores.
655	00:43:31,653	00:43:32,863	Really?	Really?
656	00:43:32,946	00:43:34,948	You know how many people have Instagrammed this?	You know how many people have Instagrammed this?
657	00:43:35,032	00:43:37,367	That's free advertising, Chad. Hashtag, money.	That's free advertising, Chad. Hashtag, money.
658	00:43:37,451	00:43:39,286	You know, that's exactly what I said.	You know, that's exactly what I said.
659	00:43:39,369	00:43:41,747	Hashtag, my idea.	Hashtag, my idea.
660	00:43:41,830	00:43:44,416	Oh, hey, there he is. George. George. My man.	Oh, hey, there he is. George. George. My man.
661	00:43:44,499	00:43:45,584	- Your man? - Yeah.	- Your man? - Yeah.
662	00:43:45,667	00:43:46,919	Listen, I need you to make me	Listen, I need you to make me
663	00:43:47,002	00:43:48,879	-another one of those signs, like now. -Dad!	-another one of those signs, like now. -Dad!
664	00:43:48,962	00:43:51,173	-What's wrong? -They're after Ulysses.	-What's wrong? -They're after Ulysses.
665	00:43:51,256	00:43:52,841	- We gotta go. Come on. - Whoa, pause.	- We gotta go. Come on. - Whoa, pause.
666	00:43:52,925	00:43:54,843	You're still on the schedule. I need your help.	You're still on the schedule. I need your help.
667	00:43:54,927	00:43:56,261	-You got... -I can't. Okay?	-You got... -I can't. Okay?
668	00:43:56,345	00:43:58,597	You have to. You're scheduled. That means that you...	You have to. You're scheduled. That means that you...
669	00:43:58,680	00:44:00,098	Then I quit!	Then I quit!
670	00:44:03,852	00:44:04,853	Nice!	Nice!
671	00:44:05,604	00:44:06,897	Yeah. I quit.	Yeah. I quit.
672	00:44:07,731	00:44:09,858	Oh, it feels so good!	Oh, it feels so good!
673	00:44:15,989	00:44:17,950	- You know... - Pause.	- You know... - Pause.
674	00:44:19,284	00:44:20,369	You're fired.	You're fired.
675	00:44:20,953	00:44:21,954	Yes.	Yes.
676	00:44:22,538	00:44:24,164	Here we go, here we go, here we go!	Here we go, here we go, here we go!
677	00:44:24,248	00:44:25,707	-Hurry. -Seat belts.	-Hurry. -Seat belts.
678	00:44:28,627	00:44:30,003	Okay, here we go.	Okay, here we go.
679	00:44:32,172	00:44:34,258	- That's my bad. I popped the clutch. - Dad?	- That's my bad. I popped the clutch. - Dad?
680	00:44:34,341	00:44:36,927	Give me a second. Here I go, and I'm goin' in first now.	Give me a second. Here I go, and I'm goin' in first now.
681	00:44:37,010	00:44:39,054	- I'm goin'... - I have sensitive hearing!	- I'm goin'... - I have sensitive hearing!
682	00:44:39,137	00:44:40,848	- Go! - It is my first stick-shift.	- Go! - It is my first stick-shift.
683	00:44:40,931	00:44:42,224	- Hurry! - Get ready.	- Hurry! - Get ready.
684	00:44:42,307	00:44:43,392	- Yes. - Finally!	- Yes. - Finally!
685	00:44:43,475	00:44:45,060	And, baby, here we vroom!	And, baby, here we vroom!
686	00:44:46,353	00:44:47,479	Well?	Well?
687	00:44:47,563	00:44:48,856	Loving the Victrola.	Loving the Victrola.
688	00:44:48,939	00:44:53,443	Right? And then, I'm gonna tell the reporter that romance is timeless,	Right? And then, I'm gonna tell the reporter that romance is timeless,
689	00:44:53,527	00:44:56,405	and I'm gonna move around the room with my eyes closed...	and I'm gonna move around the room with my eyes closed...
690	00:44:56,488	00:44:58,490	-That's really good. -Yeah.	-That's really good. -Yeah.
691	00:45:00,659	00:45:02,744	Oh, sorry, it's on shuffle.	Oh, sorry, it's on shuffle.
692	00:45:06,915	00:45:07,916	Dang it!	Dang it!
693	00:45:11,420	00:45:14,006	I'm also gonna put out some Hickory Farms.	I'm also gonna put out some Hickory Farms.
694	00:45:14,756	00:45:15,757	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
695	00:45:15,841	00:45:16,842	Yes.	Yes.
696	00:45:16,925	00:45:18,343	No.	No.
697	00:45:18,427	00:45:21,305	This interview is so important for us.	This interview is so important for us.
698	00:45:21,388	00:45:24,433	But I am circling failure's neighborhood...	But I am circling failure's neighborhood...
699	00:45:24,516	00:45:28,020	-Can I talk to you as a friend? -Yeah. An editor would've left by now.	-Can I talk to you as a friend? -Yeah. An editor would've left by now.
700	00:45:28,103	00:45:30,564	-You're about to be a failure. -Really?	-You're about to be a failure. -Really?
701	00:45:30,647	00:45:32,274	I'm talking to you as an editor now.	I'm talking to you as an editor now.
702	00:45:32,357	00:45:34,401	Oh, yeah, a friend would've left by now.	Oh, yeah, a friend would've left by now.
703	00:45:34,484	00:45:37,321	Phyllis, you've blocked everyone out to succeed,	Phyllis, you've blocked everyone out to succeed,
704	00:45:37,404	00:45:39,114	but you blocked yourself out, too.	but you blocked yourself out, too.
705	00:45:39,198	00:45:41,992	Writing used to come easy for you, remember?	Writing used to come easy for you, remember?
706	00:45:42,075	00:45:43,827	Let people back in.	Let people back in.
707	00:45:43,911	00:45:46,121	Because then maybe something will go right.	Because then maybe something will go right.
708	00:45:47,122	00:45:48,749	And you need this to go right.	And you need this to go right.
709	00:45:49,291	00:45:52,085	You can't sell a book without good press.	You can't sell a book without good press.
710	00:45:53,921	00:45:55,380	I need good press.	I need good press.
711	00:45:55,464	00:45:57,424	Hmm?	Hmm?
712	00:46:01,845	00:46:02,846	No.	No.
713	00:46:03,514	00:46:04,515	No.	No.
714	00:46:06,016	00:46:07,476	Stupid squirrels.	Stupid squirrels.
715	00:46:08,769	00:46:09,770	It's on the house.	It's on the house.
716	00:46:10,270	00:46:12,731	You're the only one around here trying' to crack this case.	You're the only one around here trying' to crack this case.
717	00:46:13,774	00:46:15,609	- Wait. Is that the one? - Yep.	- Wait. Is that the one? - Yep.
718	00:46:15,692	00:46:19,738	They broke our donut and then tore outta here, shouting, "Enjoy your rabies."	They broke our donut and then tore outta here, shouting, "Enjoy your rabies."
719	00:46:20,948	00:46:22,699	Wait. Gotcha!	Wait. Gotcha!
720	00:46:28,872	00:46:30,874	All right, we know he has super-strength,	All right, we know he has super-strength,
721	00:46:30,958	00:46:33,293	but he can't go invisible, can he?	but he can't go invisible, can he?
722	00:46:34,837	00:46:36,171	George Buckman?	George Buckman?
723	00:46:36,255	00:46:38,006	Miruna County Animal Control.	Miruna County Animal Control.
724	00:46:38,090	00:46:39,299	Go, get outta here.	Go, get outta here.
725	00:46:39,383	00:46:41,802	Go, go. Now, now! Go, go. Now!	Go, go. Now, now! Go, go. Now!
726	00:46:41,885	00:46:43,053	Mr. Buckman.	Mr. Buckman.
727	00:46:45,722	00:46:47,432	We got this. We're in the big leagues now.	We got this. We're in the big leagues now.
728	00:46:47,516	00:46:49,685	This is what we've gotta do. We gotta act natural.	This is what we've gotta do. We gotta act natural.
729	00:46:49,768	00:46:51,645	There's a bike there. Okay? Here we go.	There's a bike there. Okay? Here we go.
730	00:46:51,728	00:46:55,148	Closer. You're not even close to the door. Okay. You can do this. Hands down.	Closer. You're not even close to the door. Okay. You can do this. Hands down.
731	00:46:56,358	00:46:57,359	Okay.	Okay.
732	00:47:00,487	00:47:02,865	-Mr. Buckman? -Yes. Hey. Hi.	-Mr. Buckman? -Yes. Hey. Hi.
733	00:47:02,948	00:47:05,576	-Is that your Nissan out front? -No, I drive a Nissan.	-Is that your Nissan out front? -No, I drive a Nissan.
734	00:47:06,076	00:47:07,077	Seriously?	Seriously?
735	00:47:12,291	00:47:15,168	-Flora. -We need a place to lay low.	-Flora. -We need a place to lay low.
736	00:47:15,252	00:47:17,296	The sofa will do. In, in. In.	The sofa will do. In, in. In.
737	00:47:17,379	00:47:18,380	Come on, come on.	Come on, come on.
738	00:47:18,463	00:47:21,508	If you are indeed the owner of that Nissan...	If you are indeed the owner of that Nissan...
739	00:47:21,592	00:47:22,593	What squirrel?	What squirrel?
740	00:47:22,676	00:47:24,178	He didn't ask about a squirrel.	He didn't ask about a squirrel.
741	00:47:24,261	00:47:26,972	- You have a squirrel? - No.	- You have a squirrel? - No.
742	00:47:27,055	00:47:30,684	No. You know what's funny? We did. But then we cooked it.	No. You know what's funny? We did. But then we cooked it.
743	00:47:30,767	00:47:32,394	-Set it free. -Set its soul free.	-Set it free. -Set its soul free.
744	00:47:32,477	00:47:34,396	-By cooking it. -We... By cooking it.	-By cooking it. -We... By cooking it.
745	00:47:34,479	00:47:35,814	- Yes. - So, it's dead?	- Yes. - So, it's dead?
746	00:47:35,898	00:47:36,899	-No. -Yes.	-No. -Yes.
747	00:47:36,982	00:47:38,692	Yes. Yes. Yes.	Yes. Yes. Yes.
748	00:47:38,775	00:47:40,777	-Its body is dead. -Yeah.	-Its body is dead. -Yeah.
749	00:47:41,612	00:47:43,697	-But its heart... -Its heart is also dead.	-But its heart... -Its heart is also dead.
750	00:47:43,780	00:47:45,866	There is no part of the squirrel alive.	There is no part of the squirrel alive.
751	00:47:45,949	00:47:48,410	-It's super dead. Super dead. -Yeah. It's super dead.	-It's super dead. Super dead. -Yeah. It's super dead.
752	00:47:48,493	00:47:50,412	So, if you like live squirrels, get outta here.	So, if you like live squirrels, get outta here.
753	00:47:50,495	00:47:51,872	Get outta here, mister.	Get outta here, mister.
754	00:47:51,955	00:47:53,707	Okay. Anyway...	Okay. Anyway...
755	00:47:53,790	00:47:55,626	Any chance that you left the entry door open?	Any chance that you left the entry door open?
756	00:47:56,210	00:47:57,252	Yeah. Why?	Yeah. Why?
757	00:48:10,474	00:48:11,975	That was pretty slick.	That was pretty slick.
758	00:48:12,059	00:48:15,229	We were, uh, pretty slick.	We were, uh, pretty slick.
759	00:48:17,648	00:48:18,649	Pretty slick.	Pretty slick.
760	00:48:37,334	00:48:39,127	No!	No!
761	00:48:58,939	00:49:00,190	How did you do that?	How did you do that?
762	00:49:04,611	00:49:06,405	Who's got the cat-like reflexes now?	Who's got the cat-like reflexes now?
763	00:49:06,488	00:49:08,448	Huh? Me.	Huh? Me.
764	00:49:11,451	00:49:13,245	You messed with the wrong guy, kitty.	You messed with the wrong guy, kitty.
765	00:49:20,085	00:49:21,128	He got bone.	He got bone.
766	00:49:21,211	00:49:22,212	He got bone.	He got bone.
767	00:49:22,296	00:49:23,297	Hurry!	Hurry!
768	00:49:23,380	00:49:25,007	Okay, we're safe now. Here we go.	Okay, we're safe now. Here we go.
769	00:49:25,090	00:49:26,592	- Very gently, okay? - Flora?	- Very gently, okay? - Flora?
770	00:49:32,931	00:49:34,516	- What? - I locked my keys in the car.	- What? - I locked my keys in the car.
771	00:49:34,600	00:49:35,684	-Dad! -I know. I'm sorry.	-Dad! -I know. I'm sorry.
772	00:49:35,767	00:49:37,936	I've never been on the run with a fugitive squirrel.	I've never been on the run with a fugitive squirrel.
773	00:49:38,020	00:49:39,313	-You see 'em? -No.	-You see 'em? -No.
774	00:49:39,396	00:49:41,273	Is that it? Right there. Is that them?	Is that it? Right there. Is that them?
775	00:49:41,356	00:49:43,400	- No, that's not them. - That's not them.	- No, that's not them. - That's not them.
776	00:49:43,483	00:49:45,235	- There! Nailed it. - No. I can't see them.	- There! Nailed it. - No. I can't see them.
777	00:49:45,319	00:49:46,320	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
778	00:49:47,696	00:49:48,697	This is down a little.	This is down a little.
779	00:49:50,824	00:49:51,825	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
780	00:50:09,718	00:50:11,512	See, I told you it was a superpower.	See, I told you it was a superpower.
781	00:50:12,888	00:50:15,015	No, Ulysses, you only have to hit it once.	No, Ulysses, you only have to hit it once.
782	00:50:15,724	00:50:17,559	Go. Oh, and now!	Go. Oh, and now!
783	00:50:18,393	00:50:19,645	Now!	Now!
784	00:50:19,728	00:50:21,146	Now, now, now! Now!	Now, now, now! Now!
785	00:50:21,230	00:50:23,607	Now! Now. Now. Now.	Now! Now. Now. Now.
786	00:50:23,690	00:50:24,900	Ulysses, stop it!	Ulysses, stop it!
787	00:50:24,983	00:50:27,069	Now. Stop it. Now. Now.	Now. Stop it. Now. Now.
788	00:50:27,152	00:50:28,946	Wait, wait. Don't, don't. Give it a second.	Wait, wait. Don't, don't. Give it a second.
789	00:50:29,029	00:50:30,030	Pull it now.	Pull it now.
790	00:50:30,113	00:50:32,824	Come on! Ulysses! Ulysses!	Come on! Ulysses! Ulysses!
791	00:50:32,908	00:50:34,993	Got it. Good job, Ulysses.	Got it. Good job, Ulysses.
792	00:50:37,663	00:50:39,122	-Holy Bagumba! -Holy Bagumba!	-Holy Bagumba! -Holy Bagumba!
793	00:50:39,206	00:50:41,208	Hand over the squirrel!	Hand over the squirrel!
794	00:50:41,291	00:50:43,502	No, no, no! Watch out, watch out! No!	No, no, no! Watch out, watch out! No!
795	00:50:44,711	00:50:47,256	- Get in the car! - Where's the car? Okay.	- Get in the car! - Where's the car? Okay.
796	00:50:51,510	00:50:53,554	Everybody, hold on! I got this!	Everybody, hold on! I got this!
797	00:51:00,519	00:51:02,938	-I hadn't shut my door. -Yep.	-I hadn't shut my door. -Yep.
798	00:51:17,286	00:51:19,830	Dad, he's right there. We need to lose him!	Dad, he's right there. We need to lose him!
799	00:51:19,913	00:51:21,456	We will. This is the sports model.	We will. This is the sports model.
800	00:51:22,583	00:51:24,501	Something... What's happening?	Something... What's happening?
801	00:51:24,585	00:51:25,961	Dad, your hand's tranquilized.	Dad, your hand's tranquilized.
802	00:51:26,044	00:51:27,379	Shift it for me.	Shift it for me.
803	00:51:27,462	00:51:29,423	I don't know how to drive a stick.	I don't know how to drive a stick.
804	00:51:29,506	00:51:30,632	- William? - I'm blind!	- William? - I'm blind!
805	00:51:30,716	00:51:33,427	- Okay, okay, okay! - Why didn't you just buy an automatic?	- Okay, okay, okay! - Why didn't you just buy an automatic?
806	00:51:33,510	00:51:36,054	Because I wanted the sports model! I wanted to be cool, okay?	Because I wanted the sports model! I wanted to be cool, okay?
807	00:51:36,138	00:51:39,057	It's fine. We can do this. Toss it. Toss my hand like a pancake.	It's fine. We can do this. Toss it. Toss my hand like a pancake.
808	00:51:39,141	00:51:41,935	Like a pancake! Flora, like a pancake! Through the hole.	Like a pancake! Flora, like a pancake! Through the hole.
809	00:51:42,019	00:51:43,812	Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.	Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
810	00:51:43,896	00:51:45,814	Here we go. Now we're rollin'.	Here we go. Now we're rollin'.
811	00:51:50,027	00:51:51,028	It's stuck.	It's stuck.
812	00:51:51,111	00:51:52,404	- What? - My hand's stuck.	- What? - My hand's stuck.
813	00:51:52,487	00:51:54,489	- What's going on? - My hand is stuck.	- What's going on? - My hand is stuck.
814	00:51:55,574	00:51:56,575	-Dad! -Oh, no!	-Dad! -Oh, no!
815	00:51:56,658	00:51:57,951	What's happening?	What's happening?
816	00:51:59,411	00:52:02,289	I got a cramp, too. I got a cramp in my leg at the same time.	I got a cramp, too. I got a cramp in my leg at the same time.
817	00:52:18,722	00:52:19,973	You know what?	You know what?
818	00:52:20,057	00:52:21,391	Maybe I will drive.	Maybe I will drive.
819	00:52:25,312	00:52:27,397	Butts, butts, butts, butts	Butts, butts, butts, butts
820	00:52:27,481	00:52:29,149	Butts, butts, butts, butts	Butts, butts, butts, butts
821	00:52:29,233	00:52:31,193	And big ol' butts And butts and butts and...	And big ol' butts And butts and butts and...
822	00:52:31,276	00:52:33,820	I don't know if we were great in the superhero world,	I don't know if we were great in the superhero world,
823	00:52:33,904	00:52:37,407	since we were missing a door and William fell out at a stoplight,	since we were missing a door and William fell out at a stoplight,
824	00:52:38,200	00:52:42,538	but injustice was being defeated, and we were part of it.	but injustice was being defeated, and we were part of it.
825	00:52:43,497	00:52:44,581	See you tomorrow.	See you tomorrow.
826	00:52:44,665	00:52:48,252	I will not see you, but I will hear and smell you tomorrow.	I will not see you, but I will hear and smell you tomorrow.
827	00:52:48,335	00:52:49,920	Thanks for keeping it weird.	Thanks for keeping it weird.
828	00:52:55,759	00:52:58,262	Hey, guys. Just in time for dinner.	Hey, guys. Just in time for dinner.
829	00:52:58,345	00:53:01,223	Okay, Phyllis. Open up. You got this.	Okay, Phyllis. Open up. You got this.
830	00:53:06,144	00:53:07,688	Go wait in the tree house.	Go wait in the tree house.
831	00:53:11,316	00:53:15,445	Dad always said the best trap for a superhero was a feast.	Dad always said the best trap for a superhero was a feast.
832	00:53:16,238	00:53:20,075	If there was soup cooking, you were probably next.	If there was soup cooking, you were probably next.
833	00:53:21,076	00:53:24,246	But Incandesto always knew what to look for.	But Incandesto always knew what to look for.
834	00:53:24,997	00:53:29,251	Carrots. The main ingredient in people's soup.	Carrots. The main ingredient in people's soup.
835	00:53:30,627	00:53:31,920	Mmm-mmm.	Mmm-mmm.
836	00:53:48,645	00:53:51,064	So, anything goin' on?	So, anything goin' on?
837	00:53:51,773	00:53:53,817	You can tell me. I'm letting things in.	You can tell me. I'm letting things in.
838	00:53:55,527	00:53:56,737	I don't love this soup.	I don't love this soup.
839	00:53:56,820	00:53:57,946	Well, you make it.	Well, you make it.
840	00:53:58,030	00:53:59,239	Oh?	Oh?
841	00:53:59,323	00:54:02,367	I mean, thank you for your feedback.	I mean, thank you for your feedback.
842	00:54:02,451	00:54:04,203	Um, so...	Um, so...
843	00:54:04,286	00:54:06,830	-Your big interview's tomorrow, right? -Yeah.	-Your big interview's tomorrow, right? -Yeah.
844	00:54:06,914	00:54:08,332	- You nervous? - No.	- You nervous? - No.
845	00:54:09,166	00:54:12,920	Marissa says it'll just be basic questions, fluff piece.	Marissa says it'll just be basic questions, fluff piece.
846	00:54:14,713	00:54:16,715	Yes. I'm terrified.	Yes. I'm terrified.
847	00:54:17,674	00:54:19,676	Because what if I fail?	Because what if I fail?
848	00:54:19,760	00:54:22,262	And this book won't sell without good press.	And this book won't sell without good press.
849	00:54:23,263	00:54:24,264	You know what?	You know what?
850	00:54:25,015	00:54:27,142	If you want any backup, I'm happy to come along.	If you want any backup, I'm happy to come along.
851	00:54:29,186	00:54:30,187	You would do that?	You would do that?
852	00:54:31,396	00:54:32,397	Even though we're...	Even though we're...
853	00:54:33,315	00:54:35,192	-Separated? -Yeah.	-Separated? -Yeah.
854	00:54:35,943	00:54:38,612	I still want you to do well, Phyllis.	I still want you to do well, Phyllis.
855	00:54:38,695	00:54:40,072	That'll never change.	That'll never change.
856	00:54:42,366	00:54:43,367	Thanks.	Thanks.
857	00:54:46,119	00:54:48,497	I do have one condition, though.	I do have one condition, though.
858	00:54:53,585	00:54:55,170	You gotta let the squirrel back in.	You gotta let the squirrel back in.
859	00:54:55,254	00:54:56,672	What's that now?	What's that now?
860	00:54:56,755	00:54:59,424	He is a special creature with a lot to offer the world.	He is a special creature with a lot to offer the world.
861	00:54:59,508	00:55:02,261	And we need to protect special creatures, not be afraid of them.	And we need to protect special creatures, not be afraid of them.
862	00:55:03,053	00:55:04,847	So, he's been livin' in the tree house.	So, he's been livin' in the tree house.
863	00:55:05,305	00:55:06,306	Oh.	Oh.
864	00:55:08,100	00:55:09,101	George!	George!
865	00:55:20,821	00:55:21,822	Here he is.	Here he is.
866	00:55:29,788	00:55:31,039	Also, I quit my job.	Also, I quit my job.
867	00:55:35,586	00:55:37,504	Mom was inspired again.	Mom was inspired again.
868	00:55:38,630	00:55:41,216	Something was changing in all of us.	Something was changing in all of us.
869	00:55:42,342	00:55:44,553	And hopefully, it wasn't the mashed potatoes	And hopefully, it wasn't the mashed potatoes
870	00:55:44,636	00:55:46,305	we had just eaten off the floor.	we had just eaten off the floor.
871	00:56:01,111	00:56:03,238	Mom said you could sleep out here tonight.	Mom said you could sleep out here tonight.
872	00:56:05,115	00:56:08,202	I told her that your apartment was under construction,	I told her that your apartment was under construction,
873	00:56:08,785	00:56:11,914	not that Animal Control is waiting there to shoot you with a dart.	not that Animal Control is waiting there to shoot you with a dart.
874	00:56:13,665	00:56:15,000	Thank you, sweetie.	Thank you, sweetie.
875	00:56:18,879	00:56:21,757	Why can't you just tell her that you don't want to get divorced?	Why can't you just tell her that you don't want to get divorced?
876	00:56:27,095	00:56:30,516	Sometimes it's easier to draw a superhero than to act like one.	Sometimes it's easier to draw a superhero than to act like one.
877	00:56:38,732	00:56:39,775	I love you.	I love you.
878	00:56:39,858	00:56:41,276	I love you 3000.	I love you 3000.
879	00:56:46,782	00:56:51,370	I'm just so proud that I could bring more beauty into the world.	I'm just so proud that I could bring more beauty into the world.
880	00:56:54,289	00:56:56,917	And you two have been married for...	And you two have been married for...
881	00:56:57,000	00:56:58,043	Fifteen years.	Fifteen years.
882	00:56:58,460	00:57:00,337	- Wow! - Yeah, 15 good ones.	- Wow! - Yeah, 15 good ones.
883	00:57:00,420	00:57:03,423	Hmm. Is it weird being married to a romance writer?	Hmm. Is it weird being married to a romance writer?
884	00:57:03,507	00:57:07,469	I mean, you have to compete with all those guys she writes about.	I mean, you have to compete with all those guys she writes about.
885	00:57:07,553	00:57:09,054	How do you still sweep her away?	How do you still sweep her away?
886	00:57:09,847	00:57:12,474	I was never good at any of that. No.	I was never good at any of that. No.
887	00:57:12,558	00:57:14,142	-Anyway... -She swept me away.	-Anyway... -She swept me away.
888	00:57:14,643	00:57:18,522	Not with a white horse or anything, but with... With a laugh.	Not with a white horse or anything, but with... With a laugh.
889	00:57:19,940	00:57:24,695	She has this amazing laugh that just lights up a room.	She has this amazing laugh that just lights up a room.
890	00:57:28,365	00:57:29,908	And this is your next book?	And this is your next book?
891	00:57:30,617	00:57:32,911	Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, no peeking.	Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, no peeking.
892	00:57:33,871	00:57:35,706	It's actually a departure for me.	It's actually a departure for me.
893	00:57:35,789	00:57:36,999	It's basically, it's...	It's basically, it's...
894	00:57:37,082	00:57:38,083	Poetry.	Poetry.
895	00:57:38,166	00:57:39,167	Huh?	Huh?
896	00:57:40,460	00:57:42,129	Oh, uh...	Oh, uh...
897	00:57:42,713	00:57:44,923	Yeah. But it's garbage.	Yeah. But it's garbage.
898	00:57:45,007	00:57:47,718	It's just something I do to warm up the keys.	It's just something I do to warm up the keys.
899	00:57:47,801	00:57:49,386	-Mmm-hmm. -Huh...	-Mmm-hmm. -Huh...
900	00:57:49,469	00:57:52,097	- But anyway, the book, it's... - "I like it inside.	- But anyway, the book, it's... - "I like it inside.
901	00:57:52,181	00:57:54,725	"Blankets. Food. Flora breathing.	"Blankets. Food. Flora breathing.
902	00:57:54,808	00:57:58,020	"I am hungry no more. I broke the table."	"I am hungry no more. I broke the table."
903	00:58:00,230	00:58:03,817	Based in the roaring '20s, when romance was...	Based in the roaring '20s, when romance was...
904	00:58:06,403	00:58:08,322	Have you written anything?	Have you written anything?
905	00:58:10,866	00:58:12,034	I think I have enough.	I think I have enough.
906	00:58:12,826	00:58:13,827	Good luck.	Good luck.
907	00:58:15,746	00:58:17,247	Oh, no. No.	Oh, no. No.
908	00:58:17,331	00:58:18,957	Wait. Wait.	Wait. Wait.
909	00:58:30,677	00:58:32,054	I thought you did terrific.	I thought you did terrific.
910	00:58:33,222	00:58:34,806	I should get back to work.	I should get back to work.
911	00:58:38,310	00:58:39,311	Okay.	Okay.
912	00:58:44,858	00:58:48,987	It turns out, the hardest thing about having hope	It turns out, the hardest thing about having hope
913	00:58:49,071	00:58:51,031	is watching the people who don't.	is watching the people who don't.
914	00:59:04,044	00:59:06,046	And the only thing harder than that	And the only thing harder than that
915	00:59:07,172	00:59:09,633	is watching the people who once did.	is watching the people who once did.
916	00:59:49,840	00:59:50,841	Hey.	Hey.
917	00:59:53,051	00:59:54,720	The window is busy this week.	The window is busy this week.
918	00:59:54,803	00:59:57,055	My apartment's being watched. They want the squirrel.	My apartment's being watched. They want the squirrel.
919	00:59:57,139	01:00:00,184	It's good that I skipped bowling tonight. In, in, in.	It's good that I skipped bowling tonight. In, in, in.
920	01:00:01,435	01:00:03,812	And even in the darkest of times,	And even in the darkest of times,
921	01:00:05,105	01:00:11,320	a true hero will risk everything to save the world he loves.	a true hero will risk everything to save the world he loves.
922	01:00:58,992	01:00:59,993	I'm in trouble.	I'm in trouble.
923	01:01:00,619	01:01:02,788	I feel like everything is just slipping away.	I feel like everything is just slipping away.
924	01:01:08,377	01:01:11,922	When I met the other Dr. Meescham,	When I met the other Dr. Meescham,
925	01:01:13,507	01:01:17,386	our country was at war, each day was uncertain.	our country was at war, each day was uncertain.
926	01:01:17,469	01:01:20,305	But we always said goodbye to each other the best way we could.	But we always said goodbye to each other the best way we could.
927	01:01:20,389	01:01:21,390	We said,	We said,
928	01:01:22,099	01:01:24,351	"I promise to always turn back to you."	"I promise to always turn back to you."
929	01:01:25,102	01:01:26,311	And why did you do that?	And why did you do that?
930	01:01:27,187	01:01:30,357	'Cause when you turn back, you see that the person you love is still there.	'Cause when you turn back, you see that the person you love is still there.
931	01:01:30,440	01:01:34,820	And when you don't turn back, that is when they slip away.	And when you don't turn back, that is when they slip away.
932	01:01:35,612	01:01:38,532	For that's the moment that they need you the most.	For that's the moment that they need you the most.
933	01:01:39,157	01:01:40,158	Phyllis?	Phyllis?
934	01:01:40,242	01:01:41,618	Yeah.	Yeah.
935	01:02:06,852	01:02:08,187	Ulysses?	Ulysses?
936	01:02:09,104	01:02:10,689	Ulysses?	Ulysses?
937	01:02:17,988	01:02:19,031	"Dear Flora,	"Dear Flora,
938	01:02:19,114	01:02:21,533	"I am very fond of you,	"I am very fond of you,
939	01:02:21,617	01:02:26,622	"but I hear my call to the wild, and I must return to my natural habitat.	"but I hear my call to the wild, and I must return to my natural habitat.
940	01:02:27,164	01:02:29,499	"Yours, Mr. Squirrel."	"Yours, Mr. Squirrel."
941	01:02:36,757	01:02:38,800	William? William Spiver?	William? William Spiver?
942	01:02:40,469	01:02:41,970	-Flora? -He's gone!	-Flora? -He's gone!
943	01:02:42,054	01:02:43,722	-Who is? -Ulysses.	-Who is? -Ulysses.
944	01:02:43,805	01:02:45,849	I think my mom kidnapped him.	I think my mom kidnapped him.
945	01:02:45,933	01:02:47,059	Are you crying?	Are you crying?
946	01:02:47,893	01:02:49,019	No.	No.
947	01:02:49,645	01:02:52,189	I have her Jack and Rose. I'm holding them hostage.	I have her Jack and Rose. I'm holding them hostage.
948	01:02:52,272	01:02:54,441	-Makes sense. -Are you gonna help me or not?	-Makes sense. -Are you gonna help me or not?
949	01:02:54,525	01:02:55,526	Of course.	Of course.
950	01:02:55,609	01:02:58,654	I just have to take off my bathrobe and run a comb through...	I just have to take off my bathrobe and run a comb through...
951	01:02:58,737	01:03:00,489	Hurry! We have a hostage!	Hurry! We have a hostage!
952	01:03:00,572	01:03:01,657	I am!	I am!
953	01:03:01,740	01:03:03,367	Shoo! Shoo!	Shoo! Shoo!
954	01:03:03,825	01:03:04,868	Just go!	Just go!
955	01:03:04,952	01:03:07,204	You're making things so much harder.	You're making things so much harder.
956	01:03:07,996	01:03:09,498	Do you understand that?	Do you understand that?
957	01:03:10,582	01:03:12,918	We all needed that interview to go well.	We all needed that interview to go well.
958	01:03:13,001	01:03:14,837	Nothing is going right for me.	Nothing is going right for me.
959	01:03:15,629	01:03:19,383	And it's all on me to fix it.	And it's all on me to fix it.
960	01:03:21,301	01:03:22,427	Nobody cares.	Nobody cares.
961	01:03:43,073	01:03:44,074	That's...	That's...
962	01:03:45,701	01:03:46,743	That's for me?	That's for me?
963	01:04:16,982	01:04:19,818	And so, your plan is to offer an exchange.	And so, your plan is to offer an exchange.
964	01:04:20,444	01:04:23,113	-The Jack and Rose for the squirrel? -Yes.	-The Jack and Rose for the squirrel? -Yes.
965	01:04:23,655	01:04:25,824	But you have no idea where your mother is?	But you have no idea where your mother is?
966	01:04:26,575	01:04:28,785	I didn't say it was a perfect plan.	I didn't say it was a perfect plan.
967	01:04:29,536	01:04:30,537	I suppose.	I suppose.
968	01:04:32,289	01:04:33,332	At least it's a plan.	At least it's a plan.
969	01:04:34,458	01:04:37,419	I've found that when you act without any thought or reason,	I've found that when you act without any thought or reason,
970	01:04:38,378	01:04:40,297	much worse things can happen.	much worse things can happen.
971	01:04:44,426	01:04:45,427	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
972	01:04:45,511	01:04:48,305	If I could see, would I be freaking out right now?	If I could see, would I be freaking out right now?
973	01:04:48,388	01:04:50,682	You'd probably say that we need to find shelter.	You'd probably say that we need to find shelter.
974	01:04:51,600	01:04:52,726	Rather quickly.	Rather quickly.
975	01:04:57,105	01:04:58,106	Come on!	Come on!
976	01:05:05,239	01:05:06,448	What is this place?	What is this place?
977	01:05:09,284	01:05:10,869	Splash Rapids.	Splash Rapids.
978	01:05:10,953	01:05:13,830	Me and my family used to ride our bikes here every Saturday.	Me and my family used to ride our bikes here every Saturday.
979	01:05:15,374	01:05:17,042	Dad would bring a second swimsuit	Dad would bring a second swimsuit
980	01:05:17,125	01:05:19,503	and let it float next to him in the lazy river,	and let it float next to him in the lazy river,
981	01:05:19,586	01:05:21,547	just to watch the lifeguards freak out.	just to watch the lifeguards freak out.
982	01:05:27,261	01:05:28,345	And then it closed.	And then it closed.
983	01:05:38,814	01:05:40,440	I pushed a car into a lake.	I pushed a car into a lake.
984	01:05:42,234	01:05:43,235	What?	What?
985	01:05:43,861	01:05:45,571	That's why my mother sent me away.	That's why my mother sent me away.
986	01:05:47,322	01:05:50,868	I was taking revenge on Jacob, her new husband.	I was taking revenge on Jacob, her new husband.
987	01:05:51,910	01:05:53,078	Where's your father?	Where's your father?
988	01:05:54,079	01:05:55,080	He died.	He died.
989	01:05:57,374	01:05:58,375	Oh.	Oh.
990	01:06:00,711	01:06:02,588	Jacob wouldn't stop calling me "Billy."	Jacob wouldn't stop calling me "Billy."
991	01:06:03,380	01:06:04,631	Billy's not my name.	Billy's not my name.
992	01:06:04,715	01:06:07,092	My name is William. William Spiver.	My name is William. William Spiver.
993	01:06:08,552	01:06:10,012	But he kept calling me Billy.	But he kept calling me Billy.
994	01:06:11,972	01:06:13,140	I just couldn't take it.	I just couldn't take it.
995	01:06:17,978	01:06:20,189	"William" was my father's name.	"William" was my father's name.
996	01:06:21,190	01:06:23,817	He was a man of great humanity and intelligence.	He was a man of great humanity and intelligence.
997	01:06:25,360	01:06:27,112	He played the piano,	He played the piano,
998	01:06:27,196	01:06:30,616	and he knew about astronomy and the universe.	and he knew about astronomy and the universe.
999	01:06:33,076	01:06:35,037	Jacob doesn't know there even are stars.	Jacob doesn't know there even are stars.
1000	01:06:36,121	01:06:37,706	He just knows about his car.	He just knows about his car.
1001	01:06:57,935	01:06:58,936	Hello?	Hello?
1002	01:07:07,402	01:07:09,863	The journalist was wrong about his poetry.	The journalist was wrong about his poetry.
1003	01:07:13,867	01:07:15,285	A squirrel sees it.	A squirrel sees it.
1004	01:07:16,495	01:07:18,664	He sees all the beauty in the world.	He sees all the beauty in the world.
1005	01:07:19,414	01:07:20,874	He sees Flora.	He sees Flora.
1006	01:07:20,958	01:07:23,794	I can't believe I'm losing my family	I can't believe I'm losing my family
1007	01:07:23,877	01:07:26,004	because I can't view the world like a squirrel.	because I can't view the world like a squirrel.
1008	01:07:28,131	01:07:30,676	It's definitely not how I thought the week was gonna turn out.	It's definitely not how I thought the week was gonna turn out.
1009	01:07:30,759	01:07:33,303	Do you know how much it costs to get a new car door?	Do you know how much it costs to get a new car door?
1010	01:07:33,387	01:07:34,638	More than the actual car.	More than the actual car.
1011	01:07:37,516	01:07:38,767	You haven't lost anybody.	You haven't lost anybody.
1012	01:07:40,811	01:07:42,646	I just forgot to turn back.	I just forgot to turn back.
1013	01:07:52,990	01:07:53,991	Where's Flora?	Where's Flora?
1014	01:07:54,950	01:07:57,452	What are you thinking about?	What are you thinking about?
1015	01:07:57,536	01:08:00,956	The Illuminated Adventures Of The Amazing Incandesto.	The Illuminated Adventures Of The Amazing Incandesto.
1016	01:08:02,249	01:08:05,961	There's this picture of Alfred T. Slipper looking out at the world,	There's this picture of Alfred T. Slipper looking out at the world,
1017	01:08:06,420	01:08:10,048	and Dolores is on his shoulder, and he turns to her and says,	and Dolores is on his shoulder, and he turns to her and says,
1018	01:08:11,258	01:08:13,510	"I'm alone in the world, Dolores.	"I'm alone in the world, Dolores.
1019	01:08:14,553	01:08:16,805	"And I'm homesick for my own kind."	"And I'm homesick for my own kind."
1020	01:08:19,474	01:08:20,517	I'm homesick.	I'm homesick.
1021	01:08:22,144	01:08:23,520	I miss my family.	I miss my family.
1022	01:08:24,938	01:08:26,273	I miss what we used to be.	I miss what we used to be.
1023	01:08:26,982	01:08:28,400	But you're not alone.	But you're not alone.
1024	01:08:31,445	01:08:33,238	Flora!	Flora!
1025	01:08:33,322	01:08:35,073	Don't take another step!	Don't take another step!
1026	01:08:35,157	01:08:38,285	Show me Ulysses, or Jack and Rose are dead.	Show me Ulysses, or Jack and Rose are dead.
1027	01:08:38,785	01:08:40,913	The figurine, I know the ones in the movie are dead.	The figurine, I know the ones in the movie are dead.
1028	01:08:40,996	01:08:44,583	It's okay. He's right here.	It's okay. He's right here.
1029	01:08:44,666	01:08:46,376	Good.	Good.
1030	01:08:46,460	01:08:49,463	Now, slowly hand him to William, and I will slowly...	Now, slowly hand him to William, and I will slowly...
1031	01:08:51,298	01:08:52,466	Oh, dang it.	Oh, dang it.
1032	01:08:55,344	01:08:57,554	Jack and Rose have the worst luck.	Jack and Rose have the worst luck.
1033	01:08:59,431	01:09:00,974	That was just a decoy?	That was just a decoy?
1034	01:09:01,058	01:09:03,644	No, it wasn't.	No, it wasn't.
1035	01:09:15,572	01:09:17,616	I was gonna take him away, Flora.	I was gonna take him away, Flora.
1036	01:09:18,700	01:09:19,701	And then...	And then...
1037	01:09:21,578	01:09:22,579	I saw this.	I saw this.
1038	01:09:25,582	01:09:27,793	Okay. You don't have to do that anymore. It's okay.	Okay. You don't have to do that anymore. It's okay.
1039	01:09:27,876	01:09:29,253	"Words for Flora.	"Words for Flora.
1040	01:09:30,212	01:09:34,424	"Nothing would be easier without you because you are everything.	"Nothing would be easier without you because you are everything.
1041	01:09:35,175	01:09:36,176	"All of it.	"All of it.
1042	01:09:36,802	01:09:40,722	"Cheese puffs, corks, giant donuts...	"Cheese puffs, corks, giant donuts...
1043	01:09:41,431	01:09:44,351	"You are the ever-expanding universe to me."	"You are the ever-expanding universe to me."
1044	01:09:47,563	01:09:49,064	You are everything.	You are everything.
1045	01:09:51,191	01:09:55,445	My life is screwed up, but you aren't.	My life is screwed up, but you aren't.
1046	01:09:57,614	01:09:59,867	You're what I did right.	You're what I did right.
1047	01:10:02,202	01:10:04,872	How could I ever forget that there's magic in the world	How could I ever forget that there's magic in the world
1048	01:10:04,955	01:10:08,041	when you're standing right in front of me?	when you're standing right in front of me?
1049	01:10:21,638	01:10:22,639	Yeah!	Yeah!
1050	01:10:22,723	01:10:24,600	- Ulysses! - Nobody move!	- Ulysses! - Nobody move!
1051	01:10:24,683	01:10:25,934	-Don't hurt him! -Stand down!	-Don't hurt him! -Stand down!
1052	01:10:26,018	01:10:27,352	- George! - Get him, get him!	- George! - Get him, get him!
1053	01:10:27,436	01:10:28,770	George!	George!
1054	01:10:34,234	01:10:35,694	Dad!	Dad!
1055	01:10:37,821	01:10:38,822	Got him!	Got him!
1056	01:10:38,906	01:10:41,074	Stop! He doesn't have rabies!	Stop! He doesn't have rabies!
1057	01:10:44,620	01:10:46,205	That's not somethin' we can risk.	That's not somethin' we can risk.
1058	01:10:47,206	01:10:50,125	And the only way to do that is to test his brain tissue.	And the only way to do that is to test his brain tissue.
1059	01:10:52,127	01:10:55,130	Look, I'm sorry. He'll be euthanized this afternoon.	Look, I'm sorry. He'll be euthanized this afternoon.
1060	01:10:55,214	01:10:56,632	No!	No!
1061	01:10:58,467	01:11:00,969	Flare up like a flame, Ulysses!	Flare up like a flame, Ulysses!
1062	01:11:01,053	01:11:02,804	Flare up like a flame!	Flare up like a flame!
1063	01:11:06,433	01:11:08,977	Oh, baby. It's okay. It's okay.	Oh, baby. It's okay. It's okay.
1064	01:11:15,567	01:11:16,610	Okay. Flora,	Okay. Flora,
1065	01:11:17,236	01:11:19,238	do you remember how Incandesto overcame the odds	do you remember how Incandesto overcame the odds
1066	01:11:19,321	01:11:21,365	and defeated the darkness of a thousand hands?	and defeated the darkness of a thousand hands?
1067	01:11:23,116	01:11:24,493	He teamed up with Dolores.	He teamed up with Dolores.
1068	01:11:24,576	01:11:25,953	Yes. And?	Yes. And?
1069	01:11:28,664	01:11:30,582	And the thorny blowfish.	And the thorny blowfish.
1070	01:11:32,084	01:11:33,085	Really?	Really?
1071	01:11:35,587	01:11:36,588	Okay.	Okay.
1072	01:11:37,631	01:11:40,467	For you, I'll be the thorny blowfish any day.	For you, I'll be the thorny blowfish any day.
1073	01:11:40,968	01:11:43,345	Good. 'Cause I feel like you're the only one of us	Good. 'Cause I feel like you're the only one of us
1074	01:11:43,428	01:11:45,389	who will actually punch somebody in the face.	who will actually punch somebody in the face.
1075	01:11:45,472	01:11:47,850	- Oh, you got that right. - Hey!	- Oh, you got that right. - Hey!
1076	01:11:47,933	01:11:49,518	Is there a fourth weird character?	Is there a fourth weird character?
1077	01:11:49,601	01:11:51,311	There was a talking chair.	There was a talking chair.
1078	01:11:52,729	01:11:53,730	I'll take it.	I'll take it.
1079	01:11:54,857	01:11:55,858	Okay.	Okay.
1080	01:11:55,941	01:11:57,401	All right. All right.	All right. All right.
1081	01:11:59,027	01:12:00,070	Let's finish this.	Let's finish this.
1082	01:12:04,074	01:12:08,203	You don't come into our water park unless you're ready to make some waves.	You don't come into our water park unless you're ready to make some waves.
1083	01:12:23,010	01:12:24,303	Do you want me to slow down?	Do you want me to slow down?
1084	01:12:24,386	01:12:25,387	Nope.	Nope.
1085	01:12:26,972	01:12:28,140	I like the sport model.	I like the sport model.
1086	01:12:36,815	01:12:37,816	We've got this.	We've got this.
1087	01:12:42,821	01:12:44,573	Wait, won't they know we're coming?	Wait, won't they know we're coming?
1088	01:12:44,656	01:12:47,117	Yeah, but they won't know who's not coming.	Yeah, but they won't know who's not coming.
1089	01:12:47,201	01:12:48,202	What?	What?
1090	01:12:51,079	01:12:52,080	Hello!	Hello!
1091	01:12:52,748	01:12:54,416	Just lookin' to adopt a pet.	Just lookin' to adopt a pet.
1092	01:13:04,885	01:13:07,137	What a wonderful adventure.	What a wonderful adventure.
1093	01:13:07,763	01:13:11,058	I haven't driven the other Dr. Meescham's car since my license was revoked.	I haven't driven the other Dr. Meescham's car since my license was revoked.
1094	01:13:13,936	01:13:14,937	Yeah.	Yeah.
1095	01:13:15,020	01:13:17,356	We should get inside before somebody sees us.	We should get inside before somebody sees us.
1096	01:13:17,439	01:13:18,690	Okay. I'm comin'.	Okay. I'm comin'.
1097	01:13:21,527	01:13:22,819	You remembered to turn back.	You remembered to turn back.
1098	01:13:23,403	01:13:24,404	I did.	I did.
1099	01:13:32,871	01:13:34,456	...over. Stand by.	...over. Stand by.
1100	01:13:35,415	01:13:36,416	Come on, boy.	Come on, boy.
1101	01:13:39,002	01:13:40,087	He'll be in that lab.	He'll be in that lab.
1102	01:13:46,760	01:13:48,011	It's locked, it's locked.	It's locked, it's locked.
1103	01:13:50,097	01:13:53,308	I could squeeze through that vent and open the door from the inside.	I could squeeze through that vent and open the door from the inside.
1104	01:13:53,392	01:13:54,560	No. I'll do it.	No. I'll do it.
1105	01:13:55,269	01:13:57,437	I seem to have a knack for absorbing short falls.	I seem to have a knack for absorbing short falls.
1106	01:14:00,732	01:14:01,775	You okay?	You okay?
1107	01:14:01,859	01:14:02,860	Nothing broken!	Nothing broken!
1108	01:14:12,202	01:14:13,453	I can't see anything.	I can't see anything.
1109	01:14:14,204	01:14:16,456	It's okay, I'll use echolocation.	It's okay, I'll use echolocation.
1110	01:14:20,335	01:14:21,336	All clear.	All clear.
1111	01:14:27,259	01:14:29,261	I thought you said it was all clear.	I thought you said it was all clear.
1112	01:14:29,344	01:14:32,598	I meant for me. Your position would have a different echo.	I meant for me. Your position would have a different echo.
1113	01:14:33,599	01:14:35,225	Now everything has an echo.	Now everything has an echo.
1114	01:14:42,232	01:14:44,860	You know what? The lab must be on the other side of those doors.	You know what? The lab must be on the other side of those doors.
1115	01:14:44,943	01:14:45,944	Okay.	Okay.
1116	01:14:50,449	01:14:52,659	Let's go. We've got this.	Let's go. We've got this.
1117	01:14:53,577	01:14:55,078	You don't have to do this.	You don't have to do this.
1118	01:14:58,040	01:15:00,792	When I asked my father about the expanding universe,	When I asked my father about the expanding universe,
1119	01:15:02,711	01:15:06,215	he said, "Maybe it's just putting things where they're supposed to be."	he said, "Maybe it's just putting things where they're supposed to be."
1120	01:15:08,050	01:15:10,135	I think this is where I'm supposed to be.	I think this is where I'm supposed to be.
1121	01:15:13,096	01:15:14,264	I think so, too.	I think so, too.
1122	01:15:27,444	01:15:28,445	William?	William?
1123	01:15:33,158	01:15:34,159	Skunk!	Skunk!
1124	01:15:34,243	01:15:35,953	I saw it!	I saw it!
1125	01:15:36,036	01:15:37,412	- What's going on? - I can see!	- What's going on? - I can see!
1126	01:15:37,496	01:15:39,957	- There's still a skunk right there! - That was my fault!	- There's still a skunk right there! - That was my fault!
1127	01:15:40,040	01:15:42,084	-I saw a skunk! -Wait a second, you can see?	-I saw a skunk! -Wait a second, you can see?
1128	01:15:42,167	01:15:44,169	Yeah! I guess I'm less hysterical.	Yeah! I guess I'm less hysterical.
1129	01:15:44,253	01:15:46,213	- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go!	- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go!
1130	01:15:55,389	01:15:58,100	Excuse me, this is a hazardous area. You can't be in here.	Excuse me, this is a hazardous area. You can't be in here.
1131	01:15:59,560	01:16:01,061	Okay, I got this one. I got this.	Okay, I got this one. I got this.
1132	01:16:01,144	01:16:02,271	Oh, boy.	Oh, boy.
1133	01:16:03,063	01:16:04,439	Hey. How are ya?	Hey. How are ya?
1134	01:16:04,523	01:16:07,109	We're actually here to adopt a puppy.	We're actually here to adopt a puppy.
1135	01:16:08,193	01:16:09,194	Nice.	Nice.
1136	01:16:09,862	01:16:12,573	Oh, um, well, actually, you need to go to the lobby.	Oh, um, well, actually, you need to go to the lobby.
1137	01:16:12,656	01:16:13,657	This way?	This way?
1138	01:16:13,740	01:16:15,784	Hey! They're after the rabid squirrel!	Hey! They're after the rabid squirrel!
1139	01:16:15,868	01:16:18,161	- Go, go, go! - Come on! This ain't a drill.	- Go, go, go! - Come on! This ain't a drill.
1140	01:16:18,245	01:16:19,830	- Hey! - Call security!	- Hey! - Call security!
1141	01:16:19,913	01:16:20,914	It's this way!	It's this way!
1142	01:16:20,998	01:16:22,541	Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!	Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
1143	01:16:23,166	01:16:24,918	Somebody do something!	Somebody do something!
1144	01:16:25,002	01:16:26,503	Find Ulysses and get outta here!	Find Ulysses and get outta here!
1145	01:16:27,838	01:16:28,839	This way!	This way!
1146	01:16:30,257	01:16:32,384	Not in my house! Tasers up! Let's go, let's go!	Not in my house! Tasers up! Let's go, let's go!
1147	01:16:32,885	01:16:35,637	- Does anyone see him? - Not yet, keep looking!	- Does anyone see him? - Not yet, keep looking!
1148	01:16:35,721	01:16:37,014	Come on, chop-chop!	Come on, chop-chop!
1149	01:16:37,097	01:16:38,098	Look!	Look!
1150	01:16:44,730	01:16:45,731	Wait, wait, no, no, no!	Wait, wait, no, no, no!
1151	01:16:47,608	01:16:49,026	Oh, no. Wait!	Oh, no. Wait!
1152	01:16:49,109	01:16:50,819	All right, just grab an animal.	All right, just grab an animal.
1153	01:16:52,070	01:16:53,071	Contain 'em!	Contain 'em!
1154	01:16:55,657	01:16:56,742	Poppins...	Poppins...
1155	01:16:56,825	01:16:58,285	Get... Find Poppins! Come on!	Get... Find Poppins! Come on!
1156	01:16:58,368	01:16:59,369	Squirrels!	Squirrels!
1157	01:16:59,453	01:17:01,163	Open the cages! Come on!	Open the cages! Come on!
1158	01:17:01,830	01:17:02,831	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1159	01:17:04,791	01:17:06,460	- I don't see him! - Ulysses!	- I don't see him! - Ulysses!
1160	01:17:06,543	01:17:07,544	Keep looking!	Keep looking!
1161	01:17:09,546	01:17:11,965	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1162	01:17:12,049	01:17:13,967	- I found him! - Hey, buddy!	- I found him! - Hey, buddy!
1163	01:17:14,051	01:17:16,678	Don't worry, Ulysses. We're going to save you.	Don't worry, Ulysses. We're going to save you.
1164	01:17:16,762	01:17:18,347	Aw, he's cuter than I thought.	Aw, he's cuter than I thought.
1165	01:17:18,430	01:17:19,431	I need a knife!	I need a knife!
1166	01:17:19,515	01:17:20,891	I have nail clippers.	I have nail clippers.
1167	01:17:20,974	01:17:21,975	- What? - Stop...	- What? - Stop...
1168	01:17:23,560	01:17:24,561	Right there.	Right there.
1169	01:17:26,104	01:17:27,189	Do you like M&M'S?	Do you like M&M'S?
1170	01:17:27,272	01:17:28,815	No, I care about my teeth. Why?	No, I care about my teeth. Why?
1171	01:17:29,399	01:17:30,400	Squirrels do.	Squirrels do.
1172	01:17:36,073	01:17:37,449	No, no, no!	No, no, no!
1173	01:17:39,826	01:17:40,827	Go wait in the lobby.	Go wait in the lobby.
1174	01:17:40,911	01:17:42,246	- Tiny claws. - Big claws.	- Tiny claws. - Big claws.
1175	01:17:42,329	01:17:43,330	Let's go, come on!	Let's go, come on!
1176	01:17:44,414	01:17:46,124	You're not goin' anywhere!	You're not goin' anywhere!
1177	01:17:46,208	01:17:47,251	What...	What...
1178	01:17:47,334	01:17:49,378	Do not mess with the thorny blowfish!	Do not mess with the thorny blowfish!
1179	01:17:51,171	01:17:52,172	My teeth...	My teeth...
1180	01:17:52,881	01:17:54,049	He doesn't belong here.	He doesn't belong here.
1181	01:17:57,636	01:17:58,637	Step away from the cage.	Step away from the cage.
1182	01:17:58,720	01:17:59,805	You really wanna do this?	You really wanna do this?
1183	01:18:00,389	01:18:02,933	Because I have spent the better part of my life	Because I have spent the better part of my life
1184	01:18:03,016	01:18:06,019	dreaming of ways to take down villains like you.	dreaming of ways to take down villains like you.
1185	01:18:06,103	01:18:07,104	This is my jam.	This is my jam.
1186	01:18:08,772	01:18:09,773	Cool speech.	Cool speech.
1187	01:18:10,274	01:18:11,400	Get away from the squirrel.	Get away from the squirrel.
1188	01:18:11,483	01:18:12,693	What squirrel?	What squirrel?
1189	01:18:12,776	01:18:13,777	The...	The...
1190	01:18:14,987	01:18:16,363	No, no, no, no, no!	No, no, no, no, no!
1191	01:18:19,157	01:18:21,368	Bull's-eye! No, no!	Bull's-eye! No, no!
1192	01:18:23,203	01:18:24,872	Hey, you!	Hey, you!
1193	01:18:25,914	01:18:26,915	Forgive me.	Forgive me.
1194	01:18:30,085	01:18:31,128	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1195	01:18:36,633	01:18:39,303	Okay. Come on, come on, come on. We gotta go. Go.	Okay. Come on, come on, come on. We gotta go. Go.
1196	01:18:44,892	01:18:47,019	No! Get off!	No! Get off!
1197	01:18:47,769	01:18:48,812	Ow!	Ow!
1198	01:18:53,192	01:18:54,193	That's not good.	That's not good.
1199	01:18:57,779	01:18:59,990	He's gonna make it.	He's gonna make it.
1200	01:19:00,073	01:19:01,783	That guy had him cornered.	That guy had him cornered.
1201	01:19:01,867	01:19:03,243	He's going to make it.	He's going to make it.
1202	01:19:09,875	01:19:10,918	Son of a...	Son of a...
1203	01:19:16,215	01:19:17,216	Don't move!	Don't move!
1204	01:19:17,925	01:19:18,926	Dad!	Dad!
1205	01:19:21,470	01:19:23,931	- You're not leaving with the squirrel! - George!	- You're not leaving with the squirrel! - George!
1206	01:19:24,014	01:19:25,098	Hey!	Hey!
1207	01:19:25,182	01:19:26,558	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
1208	01:19:26,642	01:19:27,684	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
1209	01:19:27,768	01:19:29,436	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1210	01:19:29,520	01:19:30,729	Okay, I can't feel my legs.	Okay, I can't feel my legs.
1211	01:19:30,812	01:19:32,272	No, no, no, no, no, no!	No, no, no, no, no, no!
1212	01:19:32,356	01:19:34,733	Stand down. I can't look!	Stand down. I can't look!
1213	01:19:35,442	01:19:36,735	George!	George!
1214	01:19:41,823	01:19:43,242	-George! -Dad!	-George! -Dad!
1215	01:19:52,876	01:19:55,003	I'm flying!	I'm flying!
1216	01:19:55,087	01:19:58,423	Every superhero comes to us with a purpose.	Every superhero comes to us with a purpose.
1217	01:20:01,718	01:20:03,804	We don't always see it at first.	We don't always see it at first.
1218	01:20:04,888	01:20:07,474	Because we don't always know where to look.	Because we don't always know where to look.
1219	01:20:07,558	01:20:09,059	This is amazing!	This is amazing!
1220	01:20:09,142	01:20:11,186	But Ulysses showed us...	But Ulysses showed us...
1221	01:20:15,607	01:20:18,610	...the world is filled with wonder and magic.	...the world is filled with wonder and magic.
1222	01:20:23,073	01:20:24,116	Huh?	Huh?
1223	01:20:25,742	01:20:27,077	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1224	01:20:27,703	01:20:31,206	And we found it in the people we love.	And we found it in the people we love.
1225	01:20:36,670	01:20:38,422	I can't even feel my leg.	I can't even feel my leg.
1226	01:20:40,299	01:20:41,300	Here.	Here.
1227	01:20:46,263	01:20:47,264	You're not coming?	You're not coming?
1228	01:20:47,347	01:20:49,057	This is not my adventure, dear.	This is not my adventure, dear.
1229	01:21:02,487	01:21:05,616	Did we just break a magical squirrel out of animal jail?	Did we just break a magical squirrel out of animal jail?
1230	01:21:05,699	01:21:06,825	We did.	We did.
1231	01:21:06,909	01:21:08,035	Thanks, Ulysses.	Thanks, Ulysses.
1232	01:21:08,702	01:21:10,329	- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah.	- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah.
1233	01:21:13,707	01:21:14,958	Oh...	Oh...
1234	01:21:15,042	01:21:16,043	Oh, gee...	Oh, gee...
1235	01:21:18,962	01:21:21,590	The world is full of injustice.	The world is full of injustice.
1236	01:21:23,884	01:21:26,970	And there are always other people who need saving.	And there are always other people who need saving.
1237	01:21:30,349	01:21:34,061	Which meant that the most heroic thing we could do	Which meant that the most heroic thing we could do
1238	01:21:37,523	01:21:39,149	was to say goodbye.	was to say goodbye.
1239	01:21:48,742	01:21:49,743	Don't give up.	Don't give up.
1240	01:21:53,163	01:21:54,164	On my comics?	On my comics?
1241	01:21:55,499	01:21:56,500	On me.	On me.
1242	01:21:57,876	01:21:58,877	Never.	Never.
1243	01:22:13,892	01:22:15,477	Thank you, Ulysses.	Thank you, Ulysses.
1244	01:22:21,483	01:22:22,484	Go on, now.	Go on, now.
1245	01:22:23,986	01:22:25,362	Flare up like a flame.	Flare up like a flame.
1246	01:22:39,084	01:22:40,544	Hey! Buckmans!	Hey! Buckmans!
1247	01:22:41,795	01:22:43,130	You're not gettin' rid o' me.	You're not gettin' rid o' me.
1248	01:22:45,382	01:22:46,383	Turn him over.	Turn him over.
1249	01:22:47,217	01:22:48,760	He's all yours.	He's all yours.
1250	01:22:52,264	01:22:53,390	Oh...	Oh...
1251	01:22:53,473	01:22:54,683	So much rabies.	So much rabies.
1252	01:22:58,562	01:23:00,772	The world was as it should be.	The world was as it should be.
1253	01:23:02,649	01:23:05,861	Ulysses could stay hidden from those who would do him harm.	Ulysses could stay hidden from those who would do him harm.
1254	01:23:07,988	01:23:10,949	And be ready to defend those in need.	And be ready to defend those in need.
1255	01:23:21,585	01:23:22,794	We had love,	We had love,
1256	01:23:23,420	01:23:25,297	and we had comic books.	and we had comic books.
1257	01:23:26,256	01:23:28,675	Not just the ones we got to read,	Not just the ones we got to read,
1258	01:23:29,676	01:23:31,261	but the ones we got to live.	but the ones we got to live.
1259	01:23:35,516	01:23:39,394	People will say it didn't happen, that squirrels can't write poetry,	People will say it didn't happen, that squirrels can't write poetry,
1260	01:23:40,145	01:23:42,773	and that the world isn't full of superheroes.	and that the world isn't full of superheroes.
1261	01:23:45,275	01:23:47,277	But like any natural-born cynic...	But like any natural-born cynic...
1262	01:23:48,695	01:23:52,032	...I say, "Do not hope. Observe."	...I say, "Do not hope. Observe."
1263	01:23:54,201	01:23:55,369	Because when you do,	Because when you do,
1264	01:23:56,745	01:24:00,582	you'll see how much wonder the world actually has,	you'll see how much wonder the world actually has,
1265	01:24:09,633	01:24:12,302	and you won't be a cynic anymore.	and you won't be a cynic anymore.
1266	01:24:42,833	01:24:44,585	Even after he bit me in the face,	Even after he bit me in the face,
1267	01:24:46,169	01:24:50,007	that rattlesnake knew, I wasn't leavin' the hole until he did.	that rattlesnake knew, I wasn't leavin' the hole until he did.
1268	01:24:50,799	01:24:51,967	Wow!	Wow!
1269	01:24:52,050	01:24:53,969	You're not afraid of anything.	You're not afraid of anything.
1270	01:24:57,306	01:24:59,349	I am afraid of some things.	I am afraid of some things.
1271	01:25:00,934	01:25:01,935	Oh.	Oh.
1272	01:25:09,318	01:25:11,570	Is that a cat?	Is that a cat?
1273	01:25:11,653	01:25:13,739	Yeah. That's Mr. Klaus.	Yeah. That's Mr. Klaus.
1274	01:25:13,822	01:25:15,449	He's my best friend.	He's my best friend.
1275	01:25:18,994	01:25:20,329	Hello, Mr. Klaus.	Hello, Mr. Klaus.