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1	00:00:33,450	00:00:35,035	The Silver Surfer.	The Silver Surfer.
2	00:00:35,118	00:00:40,082	He first appeared with the Fantastic Four and can travel at the speed of light.	He first appeared with the Fantastic Four and can travel at the speed of light.
3	00:00:40,165	00:00:44,920	And, somehow, nobody seems to notice that he is completely naked.	And, somehow, nobody seems to notice that he is completely naked.
4	00:00:47,089	00:00:50,425	Wolverine, a mutant with superhuman strength	Wolverine, a mutant with superhuman strength
5	00:00:50,509	00:00:54,471	who can heal himself and take down any villain.	who can heal himself and take down any villain.
6	00:00:54,555	00:00:56,431	He just shouldn't pick his nose.	He just shouldn't pick his nose.
7	00:00:58,058	00:01:01,562	And Incandesto, my dad's perfect creation.	And Incandesto, my dad's perfect creation.
8	00:01:01,645	00:01:04,898	He can shine with the light of a thousand suns	He can shine with the light of a thousand suns
9	00:01:04,982	00:01:09,152	and rescue any soul from the darkness of despair.	and rescue any soul from the darkness of despair.
10	00:01:09,236	00:01:14,366	However different they are, all superheroes come to us with a purpose,	However different they are, all superheroes come to us with a purpose,
11	00:01:15,033	00:01:16,660	to save those in need.	to save those in need.
12	00:01:16,743	00:01:19,955	To stand watch when danger closes in.	To stand watch when danger closes in.
13	00:01:20,038	00:01:22,249	But they have one thing in common.	But they have one thing in common.
14	00:01:24,126	00:01:26,795	They never show up in the real world.	They never show up in the real world.
15	00:01:28,088	00:01:30,841	Oh, boy. What now, Flora?	Oh, boy. What now, Flora?
16	00:01:32,050	00:01:33,552	They're in mint condition.	They're in mint condition.
17	00:01:33,635	00:01:37,472	I keep them in protective sleeves and try not to breathe when reading them.	I keep them in protective sleeves and try not to breathe when reading them.
18	00:01:38,515	00:01:40,017	Sellin' your whole collection?	Sellin' your whole collection?
19	00:01:43,228	00:01:46,982	If you ask me, great art belongs to the world.	If you ask me, great art belongs to the world.
20	00:01:47,065	00:01:50,152	I didn't. 'Cause I own a comic book store. And you're eight.	I didn't. 'Cause I own a comic book store. And you're eight.
21	00:01:50,235	00:01:52,237	- Ten. - What, inches tall?	- Ten. - What, inches tall?
22	00:01:52,321	00:01:55,157	Look, I can take these to the store down the street.	Look, I can take these to the store down the street.
23	00:01:58,452	00:01:59,494	Yeah, all right.	Yeah, all right.
24	00:02:00,787	00:02:02,456	Let's see here, what do we got?	Let's see here, what do we got?
25	00:02:04,458	00:02:05,542	Wait.	Wait.
26	00:02:06,335	00:02:07,503	Not that one.	Not that one.
27	00:02:08,629	00:02:11,340	All right, I'll give you 30 bucks for everything.	All right, I'll give you 30 bucks for everything.
28	00:02:11,423	00:02:15,677	- Thirty? You barely even looked at them. - Yeah, because I got a tournament to host.	- Thirty? You barely even looked at them. - Yeah, because I got a tournament to host.
29	00:02:15,761	00:02:18,138	You think these guys have been sittin' here for 16 hours	You think these guys have been sittin' here for 16 hours
30	00:02:18,222	00:02:20,432	so that I can sit here talkin' to Flora the Explorer?	so that I can sit here talkin' to Flora the Explorer?
31	00:02:20,516	00:02:21,975	Some of these are worth that alone.	Some of these are worth that alone.
32	00:02:22,059	00:02:23,477	Can you just go back through them?	Can you just go back through them?
33	00:02:23,560	00:02:26,063	- I'll wait. - I know you will.	- I'll wait. - I know you will.
34	00:02:27,564	00:02:29,316	Hey, watch it. Oh! Hey... Oh, come on!	Hey, watch it. Oh! Hey... Oh, come on!
35	00:02:36,615	00:02:38,283	Epic fail.	Epic fail.
36	00:02:40,744	00:02:41,954	Thirty sounds good.	Thirty sounds good.
37	00:02:42,079	00:02:43,789	Yeah, 30 sounds great.	Yeah, 30 sounds great.
38	00:02:46,166	00:02:48,877	Some would still believe life is a comic book	Some would still believe life is a comic book
39	00:02:49,670	00:02:51,338	filled with wonder,	filled with wonder,
40	00:02:51,421	00:02:53,799	where miraculous things happen.	where miraculous things happen.
41	00:02:55,217	00:02:57,052	Where families stay together.	Where families stay together.
42	00:02:59,555	00:03:00,973	But I am a cynic,	But I am a cynic,
43	00:03:01,849	00:03:06,436	and a cynic knows that superheroes are only in your head.	and a cynic knows that superheroes are only in your head.
44	00:03:07,229	00:03:08,397	Looks like fun.	Looks like fun.
45	00:03:09,147	00:03:12,192	Not for me. I've more serious matters to attend to.	Not for me. I've more serious matters to attend to.
46	00:03:12,276	00:03:15,195	Oh, right. Me, too. The righteous never rest.	Oh, right. Me, too. The righteous never rest.
47	00:03:17,531	00:03:19,074	The danger is what's real.	The danger is what's real.
48	00:03:19,157	00:03:20,742	Heads up!	Heads up!
49	00:03:22,327	00:03:23,579	That girl just ate it.	That girl just ate it.
50	00:03:24,913	00:03:27,374	Not that it's easy to let go of hope.	Not that it's easy to let go of hope.
51	00:03:28,166	00:03:30,627	Flora, are you reading the books I bought you?	Flora, are you reading the books I bought you?
52	00:03:30,711	00:03:31,753	Yep!	Yep!
53	00:03:34,006	00:03:35,507	Remember our contract.	Remember our contract.
54	00:03:36,508	00:03:39,052	Cynics live in defiance of contracts.	Cynics live in defiance of contracts.
55	00:03:39,136	00:03:41,638	What? Cynics invented contracts.	What? Cynics invented contracts.
56	00:03:47,561	00:03:50,856	- See? So much better than comic books. - Mmm-hmm.	- See? So much better than comic books. - Mmm-hmm.
57	00:03:50,939	00:03:53,400	Come downstairs, I wanna show you something.	Come downstairs, I wanna show you something.
58	00:03:57,070	00:03:59,531	So what do you think about the new addition?	So what do you think about the new addition?
59	00:04:00,365	00:04:01,825	Nothing in here looks new.	Nothing in here looks new.
60	00:04:01,909	00:04:04,578	Old is the new new. I keep telling you that.	Old is the new new. I keep telling you that.
61	00:04:04,661	00:04:06,496	I thought you were talking about being 40.	I thought you were talking about being 40.
62	00:04:06,580	00:04:07,706	I'm 36.	I'm 36.
63	00:04:07,789	00:04:09,458	- Sure. - So what do you think?	- Sure. - So what do you think?
64	00:04:09,541	00:04:12,419	About you being 36? Skeptical.	About you being 36? Skeptical.
65	00:04:12,503	00:04:13,670	About this.	About this.
66	00:04:14,421	00:04:17,424	Wow, you replaced your computer with a typewriter?	Wow, you replaced your computer with a typewriter?
67	00:04:17,508	00:04:18,550	Yeah.	Yeah.
68	00:04:18,634	00:04:20,385	It's gonna be hard to get on the Internet.	It's gonna be hard to get on the Internet.
69	00:04:20,469	00:04:22,304	Exactly. That's the whole point.	Exactly. That's the whole point.
70	00:04:22,387	00:04:25,265	My next novel is set in the 1920s,	My next novel is set in the 1920s,
71	00:04:25,349	00:04:29,102	so this is gonna get me to tap into the language.	so this is gonna get me to tap into the language.
72	00:04:29,186	00:04:31,563	Except for the "" key, 'cause the "" key doesn't work.	Except for the "" key, 'cause the "" key doesn't work.
73	00:04:33,982	00:04:36,693	My mother is a romance novelist.	My mother is a romance novelist.
74	00:04:36,777	00:04:39,988	She said her books were about superheroes too.	She said her books were about superheroes too.
75	00:04:40,072	00:04:44,618	But their superpower was something I wasn't old enough to know about yet.	But their superpower was something I wasn't old enough to know about yet.
76	00:04:49,414	00:04:52,543	She wrote about love because she had love.	She wrote about love because she had love.
77	00:04:54,378	00:04:55,379	We all did.	We all did.
78	00:04:57,631	00:05:01,593	But ever since Dad moved out, she couldn't write anything.	But ever since Dad moved out, she couldn't write anything.
79	00:05:02,386	00:05:04,805	I think maybe Dad was her "" key.	I think maybe Dad was her "" key.
80	00:05:06,765	00:05:09,643	You know what? I'll just write in the "."	You know what? I'll just write in the "."
81	00:05:10,435	00:05:13,647	Heel! Heel! Heel!	Heel! Heel! Heel!
82	00:05:13,730	00:05:16,650	- Heel! Oh, no! - Searching.	- Heel! Oh, no! - Searching.
83	00:05:16,733	00:05:18,318	Help! Help!	Help! Help!
84	00:05:18,402	00:05:20,404	Runaway vacuum! Stop.	Runaway vacuum! Stop.
85	00:05:20,487	00:05:21,947	- Bad robot. Stop! - Searching.	- Bad robot. Stop! - Searching.
86	00:05:22,030	00:05:23,699	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
87	00:05:24,408	00:05:25,826	I know. It's good, right?	I know. It's good, right?
88	00:05:25,909	00:05:27,536	Sit! You sit!	Sit! You sit!
89	00:05:28,620	00:05:30,247	No, it's terrible.	No, it's terrible.
90	00:05:30,330	00:05:32,749	Boundary. Boundary.	Boundary. Boundary.
91	00:05:32,833	00:05:34,960	- I can help! - Helping.	- I can help! - Helping.
92	00:05:35,043	00:05:36,211	You got nowhere to go.	You got nowhere to go.
93	00:05:36,295	00:05:38,088	You're surrounded by boundaries.	You're surrounded by boundaries.
94	00:05:39,506	00:05:40,549	Evolving.	Evolving.
95	00:05:42,217	00:05:43,969	- It's evolving. - I got it!	- It's evolving. - I got it!
96	00:05:44,052	00:05:45,345	Evolving.	Evolving.
97	00:05:45,429	00:05:46,763	- Come on. - Evolving.	- Come on. - Evolving.
98	00:05:50,767	00:05:53,061	I got it. I got it. No, I don't.	I got it. I got it. No, I don't.
99	00:05:53,896	00:05:55,480	Archie, look out!	Archie, look out!
100	00:06:08,452	00:06:09,620	Trash.	Trash.
101	00:06:12,164	00:06:13,999	- Trash. Trash. - No!	- Trash. Trash. - No!
102	00:06:16,752	00:06:20,005	Canister full.	Canister full.
103	00:06:45,364	00:06:46,406	No...	No...
104	00:06:51,870	00:06:54,790	If you're wondering how a squirrel's mouth tastes,	If you're wondering how a squirrel's mouth tastes,
105	00:06:54,873	00:06:57,751	it's exactly how you'd think.	it's exactly how you'd think.
106	00:06:57,835	00:07:00,879	Fuzzy, damp, and slightly nutty.	Fuzzy, damp, and slightly nutty.
107	00:07:01,630	00:07:06,218	But Incandesto fights for the weak, no matter how they taste.	But Incandesto fights for the weak, no matter how they taste.
108	00:07:08,554	00:07:09,596	And so would I.	And so would I.
109	00:07:10,472	00:07:13,517	Come on. Breathe.	Come on. Breathe.
110	00:07:24,111	00:07:25,320	Hello.	Hello.
111	00:07:29,241	00:07:30,409	Why's he staring at us?	Why's he staring at us?
112	00:07:31,368	00:07:33,662	Maybe he's wondering why we're staring at him.	Maybe he's wondering why we're staring at him.
113	00:07:34,496	00:07:35,831	Because he was just dead?	Because he was just dead?
114	00:07:36,915	00:07:39,168	Tootie? Did you turn on the Ulysses?	Tootie? Did you turn on the Ulysses?
115	00:07:39,251	00:07:40,878	I spilled my Froot Loops again.	I spilled my Froot Loops again.
116	00:07:40,961	00:07:42,963	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
117	00:08:05,068	00:08:09,281	My dad drew heroes with powers you couldn't always see	My dad drew heroes with powers you couldn't always see
118	00:08:10,032	00:08:15,162	until you needed help and realized they were the only ones there.	until you needed help and realized they were the only ones there.
119	00:08:16,163	00:08:17,831	Like the Mighty Condor.	Like the Mighty Condor.
120	00:08:19,082	00:08:22,628	Shobo the Homeless Warrior.	Shobo the Homeless Warrior.
121	00:08:22,711	00:08:27,174	And, of course, the Amazing Incandesto.	And, of course, the Amazing Incandesto.
122	00:08:27,257	00:08:31,762	They all had power and purpose and courage.	They all had power and purpose and courage.
123	00:08:35,849	00:08:38,769	But when my dad couldn't get any of them published,	But when my dad couldn't get any of them published,
124	00:08:41,647	00:08:42,898	he lost his.	he lost his.
125	00:08:50,364	00:08:53,867	And even though my mom tried to help him get his courage back,	And even though my mom tried to help him get his courage back,
126	00:08:56,703	00:08:59,331	there was nobody who could save him.	there was nobody who could save him.
127	00:09:01,500	00:09:04,753	Hey, maybe the Mighty Condor needs to be more hero-y.	Hey, maybe the Mighty Condor needs to be more hero-y.
128	00:09:05,546	00:09:06,713	How 'bout a cape?	How 'bout a cape?
129	00:09:06,797	00:09:09,842	Who am I kidding? I can't keep doin' this.	Who am I kidding? I can't keep doin' this.
130	00:09:09,925	00:09:12,135	George, capes could pay the mortgage.	George, capes could pay the mortgage.
131	00:09:15,764	00:09:17,683	There was nobody who could save him.	There was nobody who could save him.
132	00:09:20,894	00:09:22,437	And nobody who could save us.	And nobody who could save us.
133	00:09:25,315	00:09:28,652	Most kids would've hoped for things to work out differently.	Most kids would've hoped for things to work out differently.
134	00:09:28,735	00:09:31,321	But cynics don't hope.	But cynics don't hope.
135	00:09:32,281	00:09:33,574	They see what's real.	They see what's real.
136	00:09:38,996	00:09:40,747	You have to stay in here, okay?	You have to stay in here, okay?
137	00:09:40,831	00:09:44,209	If my mom finds you, she might think you're a rat and hit you with a pan.	If my mom finds you, she might think you're a rat and hit you with a pan.
138	00:09:44,293	00:09:46,628	That's how I lost my hamster.	That's how I lost my hamster.
139	00:09:46,712	00:09:48,255	- Flora? - I'm coming.	- Flora? - I'm coming.
140	00:09:54,052	00:09:56,054	Ladies and gentlemen,	Ladies and gentlemen,
141	00:09:56,138	00:09:57,890	fax machines, calculators,	fax machines, calculators,
142	00:09:57,973	00:10:02,352	and all other outdated technology is now 50% off.	and all other outdated technology is now 50% off.
143	00:10:02,436	00:10:06,315	Outdated technology, 50% off.	Outdated technology, 50% off.
144	00:10:07,149	00:10:08,150	Pause.	Pause.
145	00:10:08,233	00:10:09,651	Hey, Chad.	Hey, Chad.
146	00:10:09,735	00:10:13,071	Quick thing. I'm gonna put on my manager hat here for just one second.	Quick thing. I'm gonna put on my manager hat here for just one second.
147	00:10:13,155	00:10:16,241	I'm gonna need you to push those extended warranties on the printers.	I'm gonna need you to push those extended warranties on the printers.
148	00:10:16,325	00:10:17,576	I always offer it to people,	I always offer it to people,
149	00:10:17,659	00:10:20,204	but they ask if the printers break, and they usually don't.	but they ask if the printers break, and they usually don't.
150	00:10:20,287	00:10:22,080	I'm gonna fast-forward this to the end here.	I'm gonna fast-forward this to the end here.
151	00:10:23,707	00:10:24,833	Sell the warranties.	Sell the warranties.
152	00:10:24,917	00:10:27,419	Yeah. I understand the selling warranties part.	Yeah. I understand the selling warranties part.
153	00:10:27,503	00:10:30,130	I don't quite understand how you're controlling time	I don't quite understand how you're controlling time
154	00:10:30,214	00:10:32,466	- with an invisible remote. - Excuse me, sir?	- with an invisible remote. - Excuse me, sir?
155	00:10:32,549	00:10:35,052	You helped me so much the last time I was here.	You helped me so much the last time I was here.
156	00:10:35,135	00:10:37,137	- I remember. - I was wondering if...	- I remember. - I was wondering if...
157	00:10:37,221	00:10:38,597	I know you're his daughter.	I know you're his daughter.
158	00:10:41,099	00:10:42,100	Back to work.	Back to work.
159	00:10:42,851	00:10:43,852	Is everything okay?	Is everything okay?
160	00:10:43,936	00:10:46,021	- Yeah. I saved a squirrel. - What?	- Yeah. I saved a squirrel. - What?
161	00:10:46,104	00:10:47,648	Do you remember how they explained	Do you remember how they explained
162	00:10:47,731	00:10:49,775	infant CPR in Terrible Things Can Happen To You?	infant CPR in Terrible Things Can Happen To You?
163	00:10:49,858	00:10:51,318	Chapter 12, Grave Mistakes.	Chapter 12, Grave Mistakes.
164	00:10:51,401	00:10:54,947	Exactly. I just pretended the squirrel was a furry little baby,	Exactly. I just pretended the squirrel was a furry little baby,
165	00:10:55,030	00:10:58,700	and it worked. I named him Ulysses. This is for him.	and it worked. I named him Ulysses. This is for him.
166	00:10:58,825	00:11:00,494	Did you put your mouth on the squirrel?	Did you put your mouth on the squirrel?
167	00:11:00,577	00:11:02,079	- I had to. - Was he clean?	- I had to. - Was he clean?
168	00:11:02,162	00:11:03,163	Probably not.	Probably not.
169	00:11:03,247	00:11:04,540	Probably not or definitely not?	Probably not or definitely not?
170	00:11:04,623	00:11:07,125	- Definitely not. But I had to. - Correct. Right.	- Definitely not. But I had to. - Correct. Right.
171	00:11:07,209	00:11:08,377	Can I just take these?	Can I just take these?
172	00:11:08,460	00:11:10,671	I'll take care of it. Employees get 3% off.	I'll take care of it. Employees get 3% off.
173	00:11:10,754	00:11:13,590	- Nice. - Yeah, it's way better than healthcare.	- Nice. - Yeah, it's way better than healthcare.
174	00:11:14,216	00:11:16,343	So, I found a new publisher.	So, I found a new publisher.
175	00:11:16,426	00:11:18,178	They mostly do online stuff,	They mostly do online stuff,
176	00:11:18,262	00:11:21,056	but I think Incandesto would be better on a computer.	but I think Incandesto would be better on a computer.
177	00:11:21,139	00:11:22,599	'Cause he can light up.	'Cause he can light up.
178	00:11:22,683	00:11:24,643	You know, don't worry about it, okay?	You know, don't worry about it, okay?
179	00:11:25,811	00:11:27,187	I could submit it for you.	I could submit it for you.
180	00:11:27,271	00:11:29,982	I just don't think the world is ready for Incandesto.	I just don't think the world is ready for Incandesto.
181	00:11:31,316	00:11:34,444	- This thing broken? - No. It's functioning.	- This thing broken? - No. It's functioning.
182	00:11:36,280	00:11:37,906	'Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. 'Kay?	'Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. 'Kay?
183	00:11:37,990	00:11:39,700	- Okay. - Okay.	- Okay. - Okay.
184	00:11:52,421	00:11:56,675	What's another word for "steamy"? I've already used that three times.	What's another word for "steamy"? I've already used that three times.
185	00:11:57,634	00:11:59,303	Juicy.	Juicy.
186	00:11:59,386	00:12:00,554	Yeah, that's good.	Yeah, that's good.
187	00:12:02,931	00:12:04,183	What's another one?	What's another one?
188	00:12:04,892	00:12:06,143	Joyful.	Joyful.
189	00:12:06,226	00:12:08,103	Ha-ha, very funny.	Ha-ha, very funny.
190	00:12:08,187	00:12:10,647	"Steamy..."	"Steamy..."
191	00:12:16,445	00:12:17,446	I saw Dad.	I saw Dad.
192	00:12:18,822	00:12:20,073	Yeah?	Yeah?
193	00:12:20,157	00:12:21,909	He's really letting the beard go.	He's really letting the beard go.
194	00:12:23,118	00:12:24,536	Like the guy in Electric Love.	Like the guy in Electric Love.
195	00:12:29,583	00:12:31,668	Will you point the Jack and Rose at me?	Will you point the Jack and Rose at me?
196	00:12:31,752	00:12:33,086	I... I need their strength.	I... I need their strength.
197	00:12:34,338	00:12:35,881	The Jack and Rose.	The Jack and Rose.
198	00:12:35,964	00:12:40,135	It was a prestigious award from Romantic Living Magazine.	It was a prestigious award from Romantic Living Magazine.
199	00:12:40,219	00:12:43,847	Because nothing says "living" like the Titanic.	Because nothing says "living" like the Titanic.
200	00:12:59,738	00:13:02,658	Ulysses, you have to be careful.	Ulysses, you have to be careful.
201	00:13:05,452	00:13:07,955	A body can only take so much trauma.	A body can only take so much trauma.
202	00:13:08,038	00:13:11,792	Unless you're Incandesto's alter-ego, Alfred T. Slipper.	Unless you're Incandesto's alter-ego, Alfred T. Slipper.
203	00:13:13,377	00:13:15,170	His trauma gave him power.	His trauma gave him power.
204	00:13:16,505	00:13:18,799	He was once an unassuming janitor	He was once an unassuming janitor
205	00:13:18,882	00:13:22,511	until he fell into a vat of industrial cleaning solution.	until he fell into a vat of industrial cleaning solution.
206	00:13:23,470	00:13:25,180	Then he transformed.	Then he transformed.
207	00:13:26,723	00:13:29,685	Hey, you got sucked up by a vacuum.	Hey, you got sucked up by a vacuum.
208	00:13:29,768	00:13:31,854	Maybe you're a superhero.	Maybe you're a superhero.
209	00:13:48,120	00:13:51,456	Nah. You're just a nice squirrel.	Nah. You're just a nice squirrel.
210	00:13:51,540	00:13:53,584	Flora Belle, can you come down for dinner?	Flora Belle, can you come down for dinner?
211	00:13:53,667	00:13:54,835	It's from the microwave,	It's from the microwave,
212	00:13:54,918	00:13:57,588	but I made it look like it's from the oven.	but I made it look like it's from the oven.
213	00:13:57,671	00:13:59,464	I'm turning the oven on, so it feels real.	I'm turning the oven on, so it feels real.
214	00:13:59,548	00:14:00,841	All right, Mom.	All right, Mom.
215	00:14:03,343	00:14:04,511	Be right down.	Be right down.
216	00:14:04,595	00:14:07,848	Want me to microwave the rolls, so they're fresh from the oven?	Want me to microwave the rolls, so they're fresh from the oven?
217	00:14:07,931	00:14:11,476	Okay, I have to go. I'm gonna try and bring you up some more food.	Okay, I have to go. I'm gonna try and bring you up some more food.
218	00:14:11,560	00:14:15,147	I can't promise you it'll be good because I know it won't be.	I can't promise you it'll be good because I know it won't be.
219	00:14:49,806	00:14:53,268	Saving some for later. Looks so good.	Saving some for later. Looks so good.
220	00:14:53,852	00:14:55,312	So, I have some big news.	So, I have some big news.
221	00:14:55,395	00:14:58,565	The Herald is doing a piece on my next book!	The Herald is doing a piece on my next book!
222	00:14:58,649	00:15:00,150	Wow!	Wow!
223	00:15:00,234	00:15:02,402	Yeah. In publishing, they call that "trending."	Yeah. In publishing, they call that "trending."
224	00:15:02,486	00:15:03,737	People still read the newspaper?	People still read the newspaper?
225	00:15:04,154	00:15:06,823	Yes. You should, too.	Yes. You should, too.
226	00:15:06,907	00:15:08,742	It's not in my contract.	It's not in my contract.
227	00:15:08,825	00:15:10,786	You live in defiance of contracts.	You live in defiance of contracts.
228	00:15:11,620	00:15:12,621	Right.	Right.
229	00:15:14,248	00:15:16,083	Hey, do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?	Hey, do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
230	00:15:16,166	00:15:19,711	We can get our hair done at that place where they act all snooty,	We can get our hair done at that place where they act all snooty,
231	00:15:19,795	00:15:22,214	even though they're right next to the food court.	even though they're right next to the food court.
232	00:15:22,297	00:15:23,382	No, I'm good.	No, I'm good.
233	00:15:23,465	00:15:25,884	Flora, you can't spend another summer alone.	Flora, you can't spend another summer alone.
234	00:15:25,968	00:15:27,344	You need friends.	You need friends.
235	00:15:27,427	00:15:28,554	Do you have friends?	Do you have friends?
236	00:15:29,930	00:15:32,683	I'm an artist. I suffer for my art.	I'm an artist. I suffer for my art.
237	00:15:40,732	00:15:42,734	The ghost babies were weird.	The ghost babies were weird.
238	00:17:11,657	00:17:12,824	Flora!	Flora!
239	00:17:15,202	00:17:16,203	What is this?	What is this?
240	00:17:17,329	00:17:18,330	Your typewriter?	Your typewriter?
241	00:17:19,331	00:17:22,876	I know it's my typewriter. I mean the paper in it.	I know it's my typewriter. I mean the paper in it.
242	00:17:23,836	00:17:25,003	"Squirtel."	"Squirtel."
243	00:17:25,087	00:17:28,423	"I am Ulysses. Born anew."	"I am Ulysses. Born anew."
244	00:17:31,802	00:17:34,721	Holy unanticipated occurrences!	Holy unanticipated occurrences!
245	00:17:34,805	00:17:38,559	Flora, this isn't a joke. This typewriter is for my work.	Flora, this isn't a joke. This typewriter is for my work.
246	00:17:38,642	00:17:39,768	But I didn't...	But I didn't...
247	00:17:39,852	00:17:43,063	And my cheese balls? The whole bag? God.	And my cheese balls? The whole bag? God.
248	00:17:43,146	00:17:45,732	Now I can't eat my way out of sadness.	Now I can't eat my way out of sadness.
249	00:17:45,816	00:17:47,901	Unless I wanna lick the cheese off the keys,	Unless I wanna lick the cheese off the keys,
250	00:17:47,985	00:17:49,736	which, honestly, I'm considering doing.	which, honestly, I'm considering doing.
251	00:17:49,820	00:17:52,614	God, think about that! How sad that is.	God, think about that! How sad that is.
252	00:17:53,490	00:17:55,534	That is really sad.	That is really sad.
253	00:17:55,617	00:17:57,995	- Can I keep this? - No, I'm gonna publish it.	- Can I keep this? - No, I'm gonna publish it.
254	00:18:09,047	00:18:10,757	Did you type this?	Did you type this?
255	00:18:15,846	00:18:18,599	"Do not hope. Observe."	"Do not hope. Observe."
256	00:18:19,141	00:18:20,976	Terrible Things Can Happen To You	Terrible Things Can Happen To You
257	00:18:21,059	00:18:25,230	made it very clear that hope can get in the way of action.	made it very clear that hope can get in the way of action.
258	00:18:25,314	00:18:30,277	A true cynic has no luxury for hope, only observation.	A true cynic has no luxury for hope, only observation.
259	00:18:30,360	00:18:34,448	Ulysses, can you understand me?	Ulysses, can you understand me?
260	00:18:36,408	00:18:38,285	Holy Bagumba!	Holy Bagumba!
261	00:18:38,952	00:18:39,953	Can you talk?	Can you talk?
262	00:18:42,998	00:18:45,751	Okay, that's not really talking, but still.	Okay, that's not really talking, but still.
263	00:18:47,085	00:18:50,297	I knew it. The vacuum made you a superhero.	I knew it. The vacuum made you a superhero.
264	00:18:50,380	00:18:54,676	It sucked up an unassuming squirrel and spit out a Ulysses.	It sucked up an unassuming squirrel and spit out a Ulysses.
265	00:18:56,720	00:18:59,264	I'm so glad I saved these for an emergency.	I'm so glad I saved these for an emergency.
266	00:18:59,348	00:19:03,185	Though, I told Mom I'd use them to line the cage when I got a new hamster.	Though, I told Mom I'd use them to line the cage when I got a new hamster.
267	00:19:10,025	00:19:13,362	Now, the important thing is to find your purpose.	Now, the important thing is to find your purpose.
268	00:19:13,445	00:19:17,699	Every superhero has one true and unwavering purpose.	Every superhero has one true and unwavering purpose.
269	00:19:18,116	00:19:19,952	Usually it's liberty or freedom,	Usually it's liberty or freedom,
270	00:19:20,035	00:19:22,412	but it can also be revenge, which is darker.	but it can also be revenge, which is darker.
271	00:19:22,496	00:19:25,499	And you have to kill people, and then regret it afterwards.	And you have to kill people, and then regret it afterwards.
272	00:19:25,582	00:19:27,960	Usually by screaming at the sky.	Usually by screaming at the sky.
273	00:19:28,043	00:19:29,878	Do you have any enemies?	Do you have any enemies?
274	00:19:36,093	00:19:39,388	Don't worry. It's usually a person.	Don't worry. It's usually a person.
275	00:19:39,471	00:19:43,308	Or a monster. Or a monster that started as a person.	Or a monster. Or a monster that started as a person.
276	00:19:43,392	00:19:46,478	Superheroes can handle anything.	Superheroes can handle anything.
277	00:19:47,104	00:19:48,981	I can be your sidekick.	I can be your sidekick.
278	00:19:49,064	00:19:51,692	Incandesto has a parakeet named Dolores,	Incandesto has a parakeet named Dolores,
279	00:19:51,775	00:19:55,612	but you can have me. I will help you find your purpose.	but you can have me. I will help you find your purpose.
280	00:19:57,489	00:19:59,867	Flora, I think your dad is here.	Flora, I think your dad is here.
281	00:20:00,784	00:20:02,911	Don't worry. Dad is one of us.	Don't worry. Dad is one of us.
282	00:20:12,129	00:20:14,214	I wanna lick these keys.	I wanna lick these keys.
283	00:20:18,510	00:20:19,761	Hello!	Hello!
284	00:20:19,845	00:20:20,888	Mrs. Tickham?	Mrs. Tickham?
285	00:20:20,971	00:20:23,056	And some Tootie Turnovers.	And some Tootie Turnovers.
286	00:20:25,184	00:20:27,644	Hello! Friendly neighbor here.	Hello! Friendly neighbor here.
287	00:20:28,645	00:20:31,148	Tootie. What a nice surprise.	Tootie. What a nice surprise.
288	00:20:31,815	00:20:35,068	Well, the world is full of lots o' surprises these days.	Well, the world is full of lots o' surprises these days.
289	00:20:36,153	00:20:37,613	William?	William?
290	00:20:38,363	00:20:41,825	Sorry. So many wonderful smells outside.	Sorry. So many wonderful smells outside.
291	00:20:41,909	00:20:43,827	Jasmine, I think.	Jasmine, I think.
292	00:20:43,911	00:20:45,454	We don't have any jasmine.	We don't have any jasmine.
293	00:20:45,537	00:20:47,206	It could be up to a mile away.	It could be up to a mile away.
294	00:20:47,289	00:20:49,458	This is my nephew, William Spiver.	This is my nephew, William Spiver.
295	00:20:49,541	00:20:51,168	He's spending the summer with us.	He's spending the summer with us.
296	00:20:51,251	00:20:52,836	Pleased to meet you both.	Pleased to meet you both.
297	00:20:52,920	00:20:54,922	Well, I assume there are two of you.	Well, I assume there are two of you.
298	00:20:55,005	00:20:58,675	Although, there could be a third who hasn't talked.	Although, there could be a third who hasn't talked.
299	00:20:58,759	00:21:01,220	A baby, perhaps. I think I smell a baby.	A baby, perhaps. I think I smell a baby.
300	00:21:01,303	00:21:02,471	There's no baby.	There's no baby.
301	00:21:02,554	00:21:04,014	Could be up to a mile away.	Could be up to a mile away.
302	00:21:04,097	00:21:06,183	William is suffering from temporary blindness.	William is suffering from temporary blindness.
303	00:21:06,266	00:21:08,227	It's caused by stress.	It's caused by stress.
304	00:21:08,310	00:21:09,895	Hysterical blindness, actually.	Hysterical blindness, actually.
305	00:21:09,978	00:21:12,481	I've read about that in Terrible Things Can Happen To You.	I've read about that in Terrible Things Can Happen To You.
306	00:21:12,564	00:21:14,399	It's supposed to go away if you relax.	It's supposed to go away if you relax.
307	00:21:15,651	00:21:17,319	Squirrel!	Squirrel!
308	00:21:17,402	00:21:18,654	There's a squirrel in here?	There's a squirrel in here?
309	00:21:18,737	00:21:21,323	Where's my tennis racket? I can get a clean shot!	Where's my tennis racket? I can get a clean shot!
310	00:21:21,406	00:21:23,033	- What? - Gah! Come with me.	- What? - Gah! Come with me.
311	00:21:23,116	00:21:25,452	Ah! Yes, I'm getting him now.	Ah! Yes, I'm getting him now.
312	00:21:25,536	00:21:28,413	Ulysses, you have to be more careful.	Ulysses, you have to be more careful.
313	00:21:28,497	00:21:30,290	Danger lurks everywhere.	Danger lurks everywhere.
314	00:21:30,374	00:21:32,376	Especially where there's tennis rackets.	Especially where there's tennis rackets.
315	00:21:32,459	00:21:34,920	Are you talking to that squirrel?	Are you talking to that squirrel?
316	00:21:35,003	00:21:36,672	Go away, you're trespassing.	Go away, you're trespassing.
317	00:21:36,755	00:21:39,341	It's only trespassing if a sign is posted	It's only trespassing if a sign is posted
318	00:21:39,424	00:21:42,135	with letters measuring no less than two inches in height.	with letters measuring no less than two inches in height.
319	00:21:43,011	00:21:45,097	Yep. There's one right here.	Yep. There's one right here.
320	00:21:47,975	00:21:50,769	If you don't mind, I have important things to do.	If you don't mind, I have important things to do.
321	00:21:50,853	00:21:52,771	Well, I don't have anything to do.	Well, I don't have anything to do.
322	00:21:53,605	00:21:55,858	So, maybe I could be of assistance?	So, maybe I could be of assistance?
323	00:21:58,402	00:22:00,070	Do you mind if I feel your face?	Do you mind if I feel your face?
324	00:22:00,153	00:22:01,405	So I know what you look like.	So I know what you look like.
325	00:22:01,488	00:22:02,865	I guess.	I guess.
326	00:22:10,372	00:22:14,418	Doesn't really work. Just feels like a face.	Doesn't really work. Just feels like a face.
327	00:22:16,336	00:22:17,671	Are your hands clean?	Are your hands clean?
328	00:22:19,381	00:22:21,133	What happened to make you blind?	What happened to make you blind?
329	00:22:22,843	00:22:24,761	Why're you talking to a squirrel?	Why're you talking to a squirrel?
330	00:22:29,266	00:22:30,851	He's a superhero.	He's a superhero.
331	00:22:31,602	00:22:33,020	What?	What?
332	00:22:37,149	00:22:38,275	"I..."	"I..."
333	00:22:38,358	00:22:39,693	It's just one letter.	It's just one letter.
334	00:22:41,069	00:22:44,656	"L, O, V..."	"L, O, V..."
335	00:22:44,740	00:22:48,035	Uh, okay. He's going squirrel speed now.	Uh, okay. He's going squirrel speed now.
336	00:22:52,164	00:22:54,708	"I love your round head."	"I love your round head."
337	00:22:54,791	00:22:58,170	"The brilliant green, the sky so new."	"The brilliant green, the sky so new."
338	00:22:58,253	00:23:02,216	"These letters, this world, you."	"These letters, this world, you."
339	00:23:02,299	00:23:04,593	"I am very, very hungry."	"I am very, very hungry."
340	00:23:06,136	00:23:08,430	I told you. He types poetry.	I told you. He types poetry.
341	00:23:08,514	00:23:10,140	Not great poetry, though.	Not great poetry, though.
342	00:23:10,224	00:23:11,350	He's a squirrel.	He's a squirrel.
343	00:23:11,433	00:23:13,393	Fine. He's a poetry-typing squirrel.	Fine. He's a poetry-typing squirrel.
344	00:23:13,477	00:23:14,686	Do you doubt him?	Do you doubt him?
345	00:23:14,770	00:23:17,606	Of course I doubt him. What kind of superhero types poetry?	Of course I doubt him. What kind of superhero types poetry?
346	00:23:18,774	00:23:20,651	My dad's here! He'll know what to do.	My dad's here! He'll know what to do.
347	00:23:20,734	00:23:22,736	Find your way out, William.	Find your way out, William.
348	00:23:27,699	00:23:29,701	You don't have to ring the bell.	You don't have to ring the bell.
349	00:23:30,410	00:23:33,288	- But you do have to fix it. - But I don't live here anymore.	- But you do have to fix it. - But I don't live here anymore.
350	00:23:33,372	00:23:35,374	- Which thing are you responding to? - Ringing it.	- Which thing are you responding to? - Ringing it.
351	00:23:35,457	00:23:36,834	So, you'll fix it.	So, you'll fix it.
352	00:23:36,917	00:23:41,004	Oh, I did fix it. That's why it sounds that way.	Oh, I did fix it. That's why it sounds that way.
353	00:23:42,464	00:23:44,550	- Hi. Oh! - Hi.	- Hi. Oh! - Hi.
354	00:23:44,633	00:23:48,262	So, I was gonna give you a hug. Yeah, just like an adult hug.	So, I was gonna give you a hug. Yeah, just like an adult hug.
355	00:23:50,097	00:23:51,348	- Yeah. - Great.	- Yeah. - Great.
356	00:23:52,683	00:23:53,809	Where's Flora?	Where's Flora?
357	00:23:53,892	00:23:55,853	Well, she ran off with a squirrel.	Well, she ran off with a squirrel.
358	00:23:55,936	00:23:57,646	Hi, Dad. I just gotta run upstairs.	Hi, Dad. I just gotta run upstairs.
359	00:23:57,729	00:23:59,690	- 'Kay. - What's under your sweatshirt?	- 'Kay. - What's under your sweatshirt?
360	00:23:59,773	00:24:01,733	- Nothing. - It's moving.	- Nothing. - It's moving.
361	00:24:02,568	00:24:03,610	I'm pregnant?	I'm pregnant?
362	00:24:04,611	00:24:06,738	- Is it the squirrel? - Yes.	- Is it the squirrel? - Yes.
363	00:24:06,822	00:24:08,574	Flora. Flora!	Flora. Flora!
364	00:24:09,867	00:24:12,494	Did you see that? She's totally ignoring me.	Did you see that? She's totally ignoring me.
365	00:24:12,578	00:24:14,288	She's never done that before.	She's never done that before.
366	00:24:14,371	00:24:15,789	I'm afraid it's drugs.	I'm afraid it's drugs.
367	00:24:16,582	00:24:17,958	She's ten.	She's ten.
368	00:24:18,041	00:24:20,294	Will you just please help her?	Will you just please help her?
369	00:24:20,377	00:24:23,505	I really need to focus on my book. We need the income.	I really need to focus on my book. We need the income.
370	00:24:23,589	00:24:27,092	I can't pay the mortgage with your paperclip commissions.	I can't pay the mortgage with your paperclip commissions.
371	00:24:27,176	00:24:28,385	Oh, we don't get commissions.	Oh, we don't get commissions.
372	00:24:28,468	00:24:29,761	Yeah, it's a metaphor.	Yeah, it's a metaphor.
373	00:24:29,845	00:24:31,346	I don't think that's a metaphor.	I don't think that's a metaphor.
374	00:24:31,430	00:24:33,098	Okay, you know what? I'm a novelist.	Okay, you know what? I'm a novelist.
375	00:24:33,182	00:24:34,892	- I know what a metaphor is. - Right.	- I know what a metaphor is. - Right.
376	00:24:34,975	00:24:38,770	Will you just put the squirrel in that and just get rid of it?	Will you just put the squirrel in that and just get rid of it?
377	00:24:41,982	00:24:43,984	He's probably diseased, honey.	He's probably diseased, honey.
378	00:24:44,067	00:24:46,820	Squirrels are the most diseased of any rodent.	Squirrels are the most diseased of any rodent.
379	00:24:46,904	00:24:47,946	I think that's rats.	I think that's rats.
380	00:24:49,573	00:24:51,992	I wrote all of these books, George. All of them.	I wrote all of these books, George. All of them.
381	00:25:00,125	00:25:02,336	I guess we need to find another yard.	I guess we need to find another yard.
382	00:25:02,419	00:25:03,587	Yeah.	Yeah.
383	00:25:08,800	00:25:12,387	He's not just a squirrel, Dad. He's got powers.	He's not just a squirrel, Dad. He's got powers.
384	00:25:12,471	00:25:15,724	He's been transformed like Alfred T. Slipper.	He's been transformed like Alfred T. Slipper.
385	00:25:17,976	00:25:19,019	Okay.	Okay.
386	00:25:20,729	00:25:21,813	That's it?	That's it?
387	00:25:21,897	00:25:23,190	That's what?	That's what?
388	00:25:23,273	00:25:24,942	This squirrel is a superhero.	This squirrel is a superhero.
389	00:25:25,025	00:25:27,361	The universe sent him for a reason.	The universe sent him for a reason.
390	00:25:28,820	00:25:30,989	Stop it. Stop it.	Stop it. Stop it.
391	00:25:31,532	00:25:34,952	He's just exploring his powers. All superheroes do.	He's just exploring his powers. All superheroes do.
392	00:25:35,035	00:25:37,788	Flora, I used to think that life was a comic book, too.	Flora, I used to think that life was a comic book, too.
393	00:25:38,455	00:25:41,416	Full of magic and wonder, but it's not.	Full of magic and wonder, but it's not.
394	00:25:42,209	00:25:43,418	There is no magic.	There is no magic.
395	00:25:44,211	00:25:47,339	We just want there to be so the world doesn't feel so hopeless.	We just want there to be so the world doesn't feel so hopeless.
396	00:25:48,423	00:25:50,050	But Incandesto says...	But Incandesto says...
397	00:25:50,133	00:25:51,969	Incandesto's a drawing, honey.	Incandesto's a drawing, honey.
398	00:25:52,970	00:25:54,346	All superheroes are.	All superheroes are.
399	00:25:57,975	00:26:00,727	Our lives used to be full of magic.	Our lives used to be full of magic.
400	00:26:24,626	00:26:26,086	Are you getting divorced?	Are you getting divorced?
401	00:26:29,756	00:26:31,842	No, we're just tryin' to figure things out.	No, we're just tryin' to figure things out.
402	00:26:35,304	00:26:36,305	Yeah.	Yeah.
403	00:26:44,980	00:26:47,274	Hey, who's hungry?	Hey, who's hungry?
404	00:26:47,357	00:26:48,525	Oh, donuts.	Oh, donuts.
405	00:26:55,324	00:26:58,785	You know, I don't think you're supposed to bring a squirrel to a restaurant.	You know, I don't think you're supposed to bring a squirrel to a restaurant.
406	00:27:00,746	00:27:03,498	Unless it's like a seeing-eye squirrel or something like that.	Unless it's like a seeing-eye squirrel or something like that.
407	00:27:03,582	00:27:05,667	He'll stay in the box.	He'll stay in the box.
408	00:27:05,751	00:27:07,794	- He's trained? - He's a superhero.	- He's trained? - He's a superhero.
409	00:27:07,878	00:27:11,089	- Right. - Hi. I'm Rita. You ready to order?	- Right. - Hi. I'm Rita. You ready to order?
410	00:27:11,173	00:27:12,257	I'm not hungry.	I'm not hungry.
411	00:27:12,341	00:27:16,803	Okay, well, I am. I'm starving. I will have an omelet...	Okay, well, I am. I'm starving. I will have an omelet...
412	00:27:16,887	00:27:18,305	I'll have a donut.	I'll have a donut.
413	00:27:18,388	00:27:19,723	- One donut. - I will have an...	- One donut. - I will have an...
414	00:27:19,806	00:27:21,683	- Two donuts. - Two donuts?	- Two donuts. - Two donuts?
415	00:27:21,767	00:27:22,768	Two donuts.	Two donuts.
416	00:27:22,851	00:27:25,604	- I'll have an omelet, please, with... - Uh, three donuts.	- I'll have an omelet, please, with... - Uh, three donuts.
417	00:27:26,438	00:27:29,399	- I'd like an omelet, please, with bacon... - Six donuts? Please.	- I'd like an omelet, please, with bacon... - Six donuts? Please.
418	00:27:30,150	00:27:31,735	Is your mom feeding you?	Is your mom feeding you?
419	00:27:31,818	00:27:35,405	Hey. What do you have in there? Is it a little kitty or something?	Hey. What do you have in there? Is it a little kitty or something?
420	00:27:35,489	00:27:37,241	No. It's just a box.	No. It's just a box.
421	00:27:37,324	00:27:40,202	Come on. Just a little kitty, right? Can I just...	Come on. Just a little kitty, right? Can I just...
422	00:27:40,285	00:27:42,788	I just wanna see the little fuzzball. Is it cute?	I just wanna see the little fuzzball. Is it cute?
423	00:27:42,871	00:27:44,122	- Here, kitty... - No!	- Here, kitty... - No!
424	00:27:46,792	00:27:50,462	There's always that moment in any origin story	There's always that moment in any origin story
425	00:27:51,505	00:27:55,467	where the hero awakens, embraces his identity,	where the hero awakens, embraces his identity,
426	00:27:55,551	00:27:58,262	and unleashes the full breadth of his...	and unleashes the full breadth of his...
427	00:27:59,888	00:28:01,765	That moment was not now.	That moment was not now.
428	00:28:01,849	00:28:03,642	Not another infestation.	Not another infestation.
429	00:28:04,726	00:28:06,478	Ulysses, forget the donuts!	Ulysses, forget the donuts!
430	00:28:16,446	00:28:19,283	Squirrel! Aah! Get it off!	Squirrel! Aah! Get it off!
431	00:28:19,366	00:28:20,826	Just stay calm, he's friendly!	Just stay calm, he's friendly!
432	00:28:22,828	00:28:25,038	Squirrel! Squirrel!	Squirrel! Squirrel!
433	00:28:26,748	00:28:28,375	Look out!	Look out!
434	00:28:28,458	00:28:30,878	Ulysses! No!	Ulysses! No!
435	00:28:32,504	00:28:34,506	Remember who you are, Ulysses!	Remember who you are, Ulysses!
436	00:28:53,942	00:28:55,110	Is he...	Is he...
437	00:28:55,861	00:28:56,862	He is.	He is.
438	00:29:24,181	00:29:26,808	- Flora! Flora! Hey, hey, hey! - Ulysses, get out of there!	- Flora! Flora! Hey, hey, hey! - Ulysses, get out of there!
439	00:29:31,939	00:29:33,148	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
440	00:29:33,232	00:29:34,316	No, no, get back.	No, no, get back.
441	00:29:44,117	00:29:45,410	We should leave.	We should leave.
442	00:29:45,494	00:29:46,578	Yup.	Yup.
443	00:29:48,372	00:29:49,915	Here we go.	Here we go.
444	00:29:57,339	00:29:58,549	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
445	00:30:02,636	00:30:05,389	Holy, holy Bagumba. He flew!	Holy, holy Bagumba. He flew!
446	00:30:05,472	00:30:07,140	Yes. Across the whole restaurant.	Yes. Across the whole restaurant.
447	00:30:07,224	00:30:09,726	- Yes! - I told you he's a superhero.	- Yes! - I told you he's a superhero.
448	00:30:09,810	00:30:11,687	And he's not floating. He's actually...	And he's not floating. He's actually...
449	00:30:11,770	00:30:13,856	- He's flying. - He's picking a destination	- He's flying. - He's picking a destination
450	00:30:13,939	00:30:15,274	- and he's landing there. - Yes.	- and he's landing there. - Yes.
451	00:30:15,357	00:30:18,151	All right, because I have a light bulb in my apartment	All right, because I have a light bulb in my apartment
452	00:30:18,235	00:30:20,153	that I can't quite get, 'cause it's too high.	that I can't quite get, 'cause it's too high.
453	00:30:20,237	00:30:21,822	Do you think he can twist it out?	Do you think he can twist it out?
454	00:30:21,905	00:30:23,115	- Yeah. - Okay.	- Yeah. - Okay.
455	00:30:23,198	00:30:24,825	I have always wanted to fly like that.	I have always wanted to fly like that.
456	00:30:29,454	00:30:30,622	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
457	00:30:30,706	00:30:31,874	Is he okay?	Is he okay?
458	00:30:31,957	00:30:33,542	I think he might need a doctor.	I think he might need a doctor.
459	00:30:33,625	00:30:35,836	Okay, there's a doctor in Apartment Six.	Okay, there's a doctor in Apartment Six.
460	00:30:35,919	00:30:39,089	We had to find a place to keep Ulysses safe.	We had to find a place to keep Ulysses safe.
461	00:30:39,173	00:30:42,092	Dad's apartment wasn't a typical superhero lair,	Dad's apartment wasn't a typical superhero lair,
462	00:30:42,176	00:30:45,429	since it wasn't built into a mountain or in a frozen tundra	since it wasn't built into a mountain or in a frozen tundra
463	00:30:45,512	00:30:47,556	where your ghost father gave you advice.	where your ghost father gave you advice.
464	00:30:47,639	00:30:49,266	But it did have a pool.	But it did have a pool.
465	00:30:49,349	00:30:51,602	I think he might have a concussion.	I think he might have a concussion.
466	00:30:51,685	00:30:54,980	Keep your voice down. It's watching us.	Keep your voice down. It's watching us.
467	00:30:55,063	00:30:59,484	It also has a psychotic cat named Mr. Klaus.	It also has a psychotic cat named Mr. Klaus.
468	00:31:02,237	00:31:03,530	Very slowly.	Very slowly.
469	00:31:10,913	00:31:13,916	Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. We're safe.	Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. We're safe.
470	00:31:21,215	00:31:23,258	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!	Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
471	00:31:23,342	00:31:25,093	Go, go, go, go, go, go!	Go, go, go, go, go, go!
472	00:31:25,177	00:31:26,553	Dad! Hurry! Come on!	Dad! Hurry! Come on!
473	00:31:26,637	00:31:28,680	I can't get it to work! Go, go, go, go, go, go!	I can't get it to work! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
474	00:31:28,764	00:31:30,098	Get in, get in, get in!	Get in, get in, get in!
475	00:31:35,020	00:31:38,190	Okay. We survived.	Okay. We survived.
476	00:31:40,984	00:31:42,653	What was wrong with that thing?	What was wrong with that thing?
477	00:31:42,736	00:31:44,321	I don't think cats like to be groomed.	I don't think cats like to be groomed.
478	00:31:44,404	00:31:47,241	They're self-groomers, you take that away from 'em, they got nothin'.	They're self-groomers, you take that away from 'em, they got nothin'.
479	00:31:47,324	00:31:49,701	- It looked like a furry dumbbell. - It did.	- It looked like a furry dumbbell. - It did.
480	00:31:49,785	00:31:52,663	Go, go, go! It's the cat! It's the cat!	Go, go, go! It's the cat! It's the cat!
481	00:32:10,347	00:32:12,015	I'm here about the squirrel.	I'm here about the squirrel.
482	00:32:25,737	00:32:28,907	Mr. Buckman, how nice to see you. Come in.	Mr. Buckman, how nice to see you. Come in.
483	00:32:30,951	00:32:32,202	He looks good, right?	He looks good, right?
484	00:32:40,169	00:32:44,590	In my philosophical opinion, this squirrel is just fine.	In my philosophical opinion, this squirrel is just fine.
485	00:32:47,050	00:32:48,594	You feel okay, Ulysses?	You feel okay, Ulysses?
486	00:32:50,888	00:32:52,472	He has the power to understand?	He has the power to understand?
487	00:32:55,267	00:32:57,102	And we can't return him to the wild.	And we can't return him to the wild.
488	00:32:57,186	00:33:00,355	He's here for a reason, and we're going to help him find it.	He's here for a reason, and we're going to help him find it.
489	00:33:00,439	00:33:02,107	I thought a squirrel	I thought a squirrel
490	00:33:02,191	00:33:04,109	stealing from my bird feeder was impressive.	stealing from my bird feeder was impressive.
491	00:33:04,193	00:33:05,444	Hey, look!	Hey, look!
492	00:33:07,029	00:33:09,323	Okay, it feels superhero-y.	Okay, it feels superhero-y.
493	00:33:11,575	00:33:15,120	"Forever and wanting is stomach"?	"Forever and wanting is stomach"?
494	00:33:15,370	00:33:18,290	It's poetry. He's a great poet.	It's poetry. He's a great poet.
495	00:33:19,249	00:33:20,834	Or he's hungry.	Or he's hungry.
496	00:33:24,713	00:33:26,673	And then it just, whoosh, took off.	And then it just, whoosh, took off.
497	00:33:26,757	00:33:28,717	Squirrels don't fly. They leap great distances.	Squirrels don't fly. They leap great distances.
498	00:33:28,800	00:33:29,968	Not this one.	Not this one.
499	00:33:30,052	00:33:31,803	So, it was with a little girl?	So, it was with a little girl?
500	00:33:31,887	00:33:33,764	Yeah, and her dad. It was her pet.	Yeah, and her dad. It was her pet.
501	00:33:33,847	00:33:35,474	Squirrels can't be domesticated.	Squirrels can't be domesticated.
502	00:33:35,557	00:33:37,851	They can be docile enough to handle if they're diseased.	They can be docile enough to handle if they're diseased.
503	00:33:37,935	00:33:39,186	- Rabies? - I didn't say that.	- Rabies? - I didn't say that.
504	00:33:39,269	00:33:41,104	- But it's rabies? Oh, its rabies. - It might be.	- But it's rabies? Oh, its rabies. - It might be.
505	00:33:41,188	00:33:43,607	Definitely. But don't worry about it. I trained for this.	Definitely. But don't worry about it. I trained for this.
506	00:33:43,690	00:33:46,944	I think like a squirrel, and it's my job to keep this town safe.	I think like a squirrel, and it's my job to keep this town safe.
507	00:33:53,659	00:33:55,327	He's asleep.	He's asleep.
508	00:33:55,410	00:33:57,829	Long day. Even for a superhero.	Long day. Even for a superhero.
509	00:33:57,913	00:33:59,331	Flora?	Flora?
510	00:33:59,414	00:34:01,375	Hey. That's William Spiver.	Hey. That's William Spiver.
511	00:34:01,458	00:34:02,876	George Buckman. How do you do?	George Buckman. How do you do?
512	00:34:05,462	00:34:07,381	Don't worry. Nothing broken.	Don't worry. Nothing broken.
513	00:34:07,464	00:34:09,091	He's hysterically blind.	He's hysterically blind.
514	00:34:09,174	00:34:10,259	He's what?	He's what?
515	00:34:10,342	00:34:11,885	Nice to meet you, sir.	Nice to meet you, sir.
516	00:34:11,969	00:34:13,345	Nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you.
517	00:34:13,428	00:34:15,639	Yeah, I'll come to you. Sure.	Yeah, I'll come to you. Sure.
518	00:34:16,390	00:34:17,474	- How are ya? - Good.	- How are ya? - Good.
519	00:34:17,558	00:34:19,768	- Do you still have the squirrel? - For now.	- Do you still have the squirrel? - For now.
520	00:34:19,852	00:34:22,896	Okay. We need to hide him in a place that your mom will never look.	Okay. We need to hide him in a place that your mom will never look.
521	00:34:22,980	00:34:26,066	What about my tree house? She always says she can't look at that.	What about my tree house? She always says she can't look at that.
522	00:34:26,149	00:34:28,735	Yes, Terrible Things says that best way to avoid detection	Yes, Terrible Things says that best way to avoid detection
523	00:34:28,819	00:34:30,195	is by using an alternate route,	is by using an alternate route,
524	00:34:30,279	00:34:32,364	or by curling into a ball and just screaming.	or by curling into a ball and just screaming.
525	00:34:32,447	00:34:33,782	That's for mountain lions.	That's for mountain lions.
526	00:34:33,866	00:34:36,076	- It applies here, too. - George!	- It applies here, too. - George!
527	00:34:36,159	00:34:37,911	No. Okay, all right, everybody act natural.	No. Okay, all right, everybody act natural.
528	00:34:37,995	00:34:39,705	Very natural and calm. And here we go.	Very natural and calm. And here we go.
529	00:34:39,788	00:34:41,999	There you are.	There you are.
530	00:34:42,082	00:34:43,584	Didn't know you guys were back.	Didn't know you guys were back.
531	00:34:43,667	00:34:44,793	We're not.	We're not.
532	00:34:45,669	00:34:46,712	What?	What?
533	00:34:47,296	00:34:49,214	I'm so sorry. I'm not good under pressure.	I'm so sorry. I'm not good under pressure.
534	00:34:49,298	00:34:50,507	Did you get rid of the...	Did you get rid of the...
535	00:34:50,591	00:34:51,884	Wasps? Oh, you got it.	Wasps? Oh, you got it.
536	00:34:51,967	00:34:53,302	Wait, we have wasps?	Wait, we have wasps?
537	00:34:53,385	00:34:56,305	Right, she's, um, talking about the...	Right, she's, um, talking about the...
538	00:34:56,388	00:34:58,974	The squirrel. He's gone.	The squirrel. He's gone.
539	00:34:59,057	00:35:03,061	Exactly. So, I guess we're all set, and there's nothin' to worry about.	Exactly. So, I guess we're all set, and there's nothin' to worry about.
540	00:35:04,354	00:35:06,565	You're so weird.	You're so weird.
541	00:35:10,319	00:35:12,029	We nailed that.	We nailed that.
542	00:35:12,112	00:35:14,865	We absolutely nailed that.	We absolutely nailed that.
543	00:35:14,948	00:35:16,700	Anything she threw at us, we nailed it.	Anything she threw at us, we nailed it.
544	00:35:16,783	00:35:19,870	All right, okay. I gotta go to work. Got the restocking shift tonight.	All right, okay. I gotta go to work. Got the restocking shift tonight.
545	00:35:19,953	00:35:22,831	- Okay. I'll keep him safe. - Yeah, I know you will.	- Okay. I'll keep him safe. - Yeah, I know you will.
546	00:35:24,166	00:35:25,334	Dad?	Dad?
547	00:35:25,417	00:35:30,255	You know how in Terrible Things it says, "Do not hope, only observe"?	You know how in Terrible Things it says, "Do not hope, only observe"?
548	00:35:33,091	00:35:34,301	Maybe it's okay to hope.	Maybe it's okay to hope.
549	00:35:43,018	00:35:46,230	There was a superhero in our midst.	There was a superhero in our midst.
550	00:35:47,481	00:35:50,275	We had yet to learn his purpose,	We had yet to learn his purpose,
551	00:35:50,943	00:35:52,569	or his style.	or his style.
552	00:35:52,653	00:35:55,072	But we knew how he made us feel.	But we knew how he made us feel.
553	00:35:55,155	00:35:57,866	Last time on our squirrels of Beverly Hills...	Last time on our squirrels of Beverly Hills...
554	00:35:57,950	00:36:00,577	That maybe there was light in the darkness...	That maybe there was light in the darkness...
555	00:36:00,661	00:36:01,828	You looklike a chipmunk!	You looklike a chipmunk!
556	00:36:01,912	00:36:05,624	...and maybe the best part of having a superhero around	...and maybe the best part of having a superhero around
557	00:36:05,707	00:36:08,168	is how you start to feel like one, too.	is how you start to feel like one, too.
558	00:38:35,566	00:38:36,608	Squirrels.	Squirrels.
559	00:38:47,286	00:38:49,121	I'm better than a squirrel.	I'm better than a squirrel.
560	00:39:21,778	00:39:23,322	It's called a Pop-Tart.	It's called a Pop-Tart.
561	00:39:23,697	00:39:27,159	It's kinda like a donut that got run over by a car.	It's kinda like a donut that got run over by a car.
562	00:39:27,242	00:39:28,285	Flora?	Flora?
563	00:39:28,368	00:39:30,245	Ever heard of knocking?	Ever heard of knocking?
564	00:39:31,079	00:39:34,333	Sorry. I heard your voice from my yard.	Sorry. I heard your voice from my yard.
565	00:39:34,416	00:39:36,960	My blindness gives me a more advanced sense of hearing.	My blindness gives me a more advanced sense of hearing.
566	00:39:37,044	00:39:38,212	I'm over here.	I'm over here.
567	00:39:40,214	00:39:43,509	And, by the way, you almost knocked down Ulysses' Pop-Tart.	And, by the way, you almost knocked down Ulysses' Pop-Tart.
568	00:39:46,011	00:39:47,179	Make yourself at home.	Make yourself at home.
569	00:39:47,262	00:39:50,057	Thank you. I'm sent here for the entire summer,	Thank you. I'm sent here for the entire summer,
570	00:39:50,140	00:39:52,559	but nobody really planned anything for me to do.	but nobody really planned anything for me to do.
571	00:39:53,852	00:39:55,312	Why were you sent away?	Why were you sent away?
572	00:39:57,523	00:40:00,984	Anyway, I, um, brought him this.	Anyway, I, um, brought him this.
573	00:40:01,068	00:40:04,446	It's Rilke. My father would read this to me.	It's Rilke. My father would read this to me.
574	00:40:05,322	00:40:08,450	"You, sent out beyond your recall."	"You, sent out beyond your recall."
575	00:40:08,534	00:40:12,287	"Flare up like a flame and make big shadows I can move in."	"Flare up like a flame and make big shadows I can move in."
576	00:40:13,497	00:40:14,706	"Flare up like a flame."	"Flare up like a flame."
577	00:40:15,374	00:40:17,167	Hear that, Ulysses?	Hear that, Ulysses?
578	00:40:17,251	00:40:19,586	Flare up like a flame and find your purpose.	Flare up like a flame and find your purpose.
579	00:40:20,754	00:40:21,797	He has a purpose?	He has a purpose?
580	00:40:21,880	00:40:24,091	Every superhero has a purpose.	Every superhero has a purpose.
581	00:40:26,218	00:40:30,639	I'm sorry, but I don't think your squirrel is a superhero.	I'm sorry, but I don't think your squirrel is a superhero.
582	00:40:30,722	00:40:32,558	He may be very special,	He may be very special,
583	00:40:32,641	00:40:35,060	and he knows how to type. But if you...	and he knows how to type. But if you...
584	00:40:35,143	00:40:36,770	William!	William!
585	00:40:39,648	00:40:40,941	Holy Bagumba.	Holy Bagumba.
586	00:40:41,567	00:40:43,318	"Flare up like a flame."	"Flare up like a flame."
587	00:40:46,989	00:40:48,448	Hello?	Hello?
588	00:40:51,827	00:40:55,622	Nothing broken. Is the Pop-Tart okay?	Nothing broken. Is the Pop-Tart okay?
589	00:40:59,334	00:41:04,173	The universe was expanding, but it didn't feel any scarier.	The universe was expanding, but it didn't feel any scarier.
590	00:41:04,840	00:41:07,384	It felt like it was just making room.	It felt like it was just making room.
591	00:41:15,934	00:41:18,020	Uh, we called George in, sir.	Uh, we called George in, sir.
592	00:41:18,103	00:41:20,772	This is comin' out of his check, I can tell you that.	This is comin' out of his check, I can tell you that.
593	00:41:20,856	00:41:22,774	How many boxes of pushpins is this?	How many boxes of pushpins is this?
594	00:41:24,276	00:41:25,652	Probably 15.	Probably 15.
595	00:41:25,736	00:41:26,945	And how much is a box?	And how much is a box?
596	00:41:27,029	00:41:28,530	On sale for 39¢.	On sale for 39¢.
597	00:41:29,031	00:41:30,365	That's...	That's...
598	00:41:31,700	00:41:33,368	Definitely comin' out of his check.	Definitely comin' out of his check.
599	00:41:35,245	00:41:37,206	Five dollars out of his check.	Five dollars out of his check.
600	00:41:38,040	00:41:39,791	Just pretend you're in a tree.	Just pretend you're in a tree.
601	00:41:42,377	00:41:44,213	- Let's go, William. - Where are we?	- Let's go, William. - Where are we?
602	00:41:45,255	00:41:50,093	Comic Cave. We have to prepare Ulysses for a more dangerous world.	Comic Cave. We have to prepare Ulysses for a more dangerous world.
603	00:41:50,177	00:41:52,930	Good plan, but it doesn't seem that dangerous.	Good plan, but it doesn't seem that dangerous.
604	00:41:55,766	00:41:57,142	Look who it is.	Look who it is.
605	00:41:57,893	00:42:00,479	You know, the gamers named a monster after ya.	You know, the gamers named a monster after ya.
606	00:42:00,562	00:42:02,439	Its specialty is making grown men cry.	Its specialty is making grown men cry.
607	00:42:02,523	00:42:04,733	I'm here on superhero-related business.	I'm here on superhero-related business.
608	00:42:04,816	00:42:06,693	If you're gonna bad-mouth Spider-Man again,	If you're gonna bad-mouth Spider-Man again,
609	00:42:06,777	00:42:08,654	I'm not havin' it. I'll close this place down.	I'm not havin' it. I'll close this place down.
610	00:42:08,737	00:42:10,906	All I said was that Incandesto can beat him.	All I said was that Incandesto can beat him.
611	00:42:10,989	00:42:13,033	With light? Are you crazy?	With light? Are you crazy?
612	00:42:13,116	00:42:14,785	The light of a thousand suns.	The light of a thousand suns.
613	00:42:14,868	00:42:17,412	Throw Spider-Man into the sun and see how he feels.	Throw Spider-Man into the sun and see how he feels.
614	00:42:17,496	00:42:20,165	The sun is 27 million degrees.	The sun is 27 million degrees.
615	00:42:20,832	00:42:22,459	It's pretty hot for a guy in jammies.	It's pretty hot for a guy in jammies.
616	00:42:22,543	00:42:24,211	That's true. Didn't think of that.	That's true. Didn't think of that.
617	00:42:25,796	00:42:27,464	Hey. What's his deal?	Hey. What's his deal?
618	00:42:27,548	00:42:29,091	I'm hysterically blind.	I'm hysterically blind.
619	00:42:29,174	00:42:30,843	Would you mind if I felt your face?	Would you mind if I felt your face?
620	00:42:30,926	00:42:31,927	Yes.	Yes.
621	00:42:32,010	00:42:36,014	Fair enough. I will attempt to read your features using echolocation.	Fair enough. I will attempt to read your features using echolocation.
622	00:42:43,272	00:42:44,398	What do you guys want?	What do you guys want?
623	00:42:44,481	00:42:46,733	Do you have anything on superhero training?	Do you have anything on superhero training?
624	00:42:46,817	00:42:48,569	Specifically, small furry mammals?	Specifically, small furry mammals?
625	00:42:48,652	00:42:50,654	- No. - Then just regular superheroes?	- No. - Then just regular superheroes?
626	00:42:50,737	00:42:52,739	- No. - Superhero purpose discovery?	- No. - Superhero purpose discovery?
627	00:42:52,823	00:42:55,158	- Nope. - Being a Superhero for Dummies?	- Nope. - Being a Superhero for Dummies?
628	00:42:55,409	00:42:56,994	Not really a self-help genre.	Not really a self-help genre.
629	00:42:57,077	00:42:58,120	Flora, over here.	Flora, over here.
630	00:42:58,203	00:43:00,956	Animal Control is on the scene investigating.	Animal Control is on the scene investigating.
631	00:43:01,039	00:43:03,625	But, Rita, what did they tell you about the attack?	But, Rita, what did they tell you about the attack?
632	00:43:03,709	00:43:05,711	They said it was definitely rabies.	They said it was definitely rabies.
633	00:43:05,794	00:43:07,838	And it was in my hair, trying to give me rabies.	And it was in my hair, trying to give me rabies.
634	00:43:07,921	00:43:09,256	And did it look diseased?	And did it look diseased?
635	00:43:09,339	00:43:11,550	Yes, it was covered in rabies.	Yes, it was covered in rabies.
636	00:43:11,967	00:43:14,595	Wow. Well, let's hope they capture this squirrel	Wow. Well, let's hope they capture this squirrel
637	00:43:14,678	00:43:17,973	before the disease spreads to our pets and our children.	before the disease spreads to our pets and our children.
638	00:43:18,849	00:43:19,850	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
639	00:43:19,933	00:43:21,185	He's a fugitive.	He's a fugitive.
640	00:43:21,268	00:43:23,604	- We've gotta get to Dad! - Oh!	- We've gotta get to Dad! - Oh!
641	00:43:23,937	00:43:25,230	What are those? Pushpins?	What are those? Pushpins?
642	00:43:25,731	00:43:28,567	I love it. I want him to do that in all my stores.	I love it. I want him to do that in all my stores.
643	00:43:28,650	00:43:29,860	Really?	Really?
644	00:43:29,943	00:43:31,945	You know how many people have Instagrammed this?	You know how many people have Instagrammed this?
645	00:43:32,029	00:43:34,364	That's free advertising, Chad. Hashtag, money.	That's free advertising, Chad. Hashtag, money.
646	00:43:34,448	00:43:36,283	You know, that's exactly what I said.	You know, that's exactly what I said.
647	00:43:36,366	00:43:38,744	Hashtag, my idea.	Hashtag, my idea.
648	00:43:38,827	00:43:41,413	Oh, hey, there he is. George. George. My man.	Oh, hey, there he is. George. George. My man.
649	00:43:41,496	00:43:42,581	- Your man? - Yeah.	- Your man? - Yeah.
650	00:43:42,664	00:43:43,916	Listen, I need you to make me	Listen, I need you to make me
651	00:43:43,999	00:43:45,876	- another one of those signs, like now. - Dad!	- another one of those signs, like now. - Dad!
652	00:43:45,959	00:43:48,170	- What's wrong? - They're after Ulysses.	- What's wrong? - They're after Ulysses.
653	00:43:48,253	00:43:49,838	- We gotta go. Come on. - Whoa, pause.	- We gotta go. Come on. - Whoa, pause.
654	00:43:49,922	00:43:51,840	You're still on the schedule. I need your help.	You're still on the schedule. I need your help.
655	00:43:51,924	00:43:53,258	- You got... - I can't. Okay?	- You got... - I can't. Okay?
656	00:43:53,342	00:43:55,594	You have to. You're scheduled. That means that you...	You have to. You're scheduled. That means that you...
657	00:43:55,677	00:43:57,095	Then I quit!	Then I quit!
658	00:44:00,849	00:44:01,850	Nice!	Nice!
659	00:44:02,601	00:44:03,894	Yeah. I quit.	Yeah. I quit.
660	00:44:04,728	00:44:06,855	Oh, it feels so good!	Oh, it feels so good!
661	00:44:12,986	00:44:14,947	- You know... - Pause.	- You know... - Pause.
662	00:44:16,281	00:44:17,366	You're fired.	You're fired.
663	00:44:17,950	00:44:18,951	Yes.	Yes.
664	00:44:19,535	00:44:21,161	Here we go, here we go, here we go!	Here we go, here we go, here we go!
665	00:44:21,245	00:44:22,704	- Hurry. - Seat belts.	- Hurry. - Seat belts.
666	00:44:25,624	00:44:27,000	Okay, here we go.	Okay, here we go.
667	00:44:29,169	00:44:31,255	- That's my bad. I popped the clutch. - Dad?	- That's my bad. I popped the clutch. - Dad?
668	00:44:31,338	00:44:33,924	Give me a second. Here I go, and I'm goin' in first now.	Give me a second. Here I go, and I'm goin' in first now.
669	00:44:34,007	00:44:36,051	- I'm goin'... - I have sensitive hearing!	- I'm goin'... - I have sensitive hearing!
670	00:44:36,134	00:44:37,845	- Go! - It is my first stick-shift.	- Go! - It is my first stick-shift.
671	00:44:37,928	00:44:39,221	- Hurry! - Get ready.	- Hurry! - Get ready.
672	00:44:39,304	00:44:40,389	- Yes. - Finally!	- Yes. - Finally!
673	00:44:40,472	00:44:42,057	And, baby, here we vroom!	And, baby, here we vroom!
674	00:44:43,350	00:44:44,476	Well?	Well?
675	00:44:44,560	00:44:45,853	Loving the Victrola.	Loving the Victrola.
676	00:44:45,936	00:44:50,440	Right? And then, I'm gonna tell the reporter that romance is timeless,	Right? And then, I'm gonna tell the reporter that romance is timeless,
677	00:44:50,524	00:44:53,402	and I'm gonna move around the room with my eyes closed...	and I'm gonna move around the room with my eyes closed...
678	00:44:53,485	00:44:55,487	- That's really good. - Yeah.	- That's really good. - Yeah.
679	00:44:57,656	00:44:59,741	Oh, sorry, it's on shuffle.	Oh, sorry, it's on shuffle.
680	00:45:03,912	00:45:04,913	Dang it!	Dang it!
681	00:45:08,417	00:45:11,003	I'm also gonna put out some Hickory Farms.	I'm also gonna put out some Hickory Farms.
682	00:45:11,753	00:45:12,754	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
683	00:45:12,838	00:45:13,839	Yes.	Yes.
684	00:45:13,922	00:45:15,340	No.	No.
685	00:45:15,424	00:45:18,302	This interview is so important for us.	This interview is so important for us.
686	00:45:18,385	00:45:21,430	But I am circling failure's neighborhood...	But I am circling failure's neighborhood...
687	00:45:21,513	00:45:25,017	- Can I talk to you as a friend? - Yeah. An editor would've left by now.	- Can I talk to you as a friend? - Yeah. An editor would've left by now.
688	00:45:25,100	00:45:27,561	- You're about to be a failure. - Really?	- You're about to be a failure. - Really?
689	00:45:27,644	00:45:29,271	I'm talking to you as an editor now.	I'm talking to you as an editor now.
690	00:45:29,354	00:45:31,398	Oh, yeah, a friend would've left by now.	Oh, yeah, a friend would've left by now.
691	00:45:31,481	00:45:34,318	Phyllis, you've blocked everyone out to succeed,	Phyllis, you've blocked everyone out to succeed,
692	00:45:34,401	00:45:36,111	but you blocked yourself out, too.	but you blocked yourself out, too.
693	00:45:36,195	00:45:38,989	Writing used to come easy for you, remember?	Writing used to come easy for you, remember?
694	00:45:39,072	00:45:40,824	Let people back in.	Let people back in.
695	00:45:40,908	00:45:43,118	Because then maybe something will go right.	Because then maybe something will go right.
696	00:45:44,119	00:45:45,746	And you need this to go right.	And you need this to go right.
697	00:45:46,288	00:45:49,082	You can't sell a book without good press.	You can't sell a book without good press.
698	00:45:50,918	00:45:52,377	I need good press.	I need good press.
699	00:45:58,842	00:45:59,843	No.	No.
700	00:46:00,511	00:46:01,512	No.	No.
701	00:46:03,013	00:46:04,473	Stupid squirrels.	Stupid squirrels.
702	00:46:05,766	00:46:06,767	It's on the house.	It's on the house.
703	00:46:07,267	00:46:09,728	You're the only one around here trying' to crack this case.	You're the only one around here trying' to crack this case.
704	00:46:10,771	00:46:12,606	- Wait. Is that the one? - Yep.	- Wait. Is that the one? - Yep.
705	00:46:12,689	00:46:16,735	They broke our donut and then tore outta here, shouting, "Enjoy your rabies."	They broke our donut and then tore outta here, shouting, "Enjoy your rabies."
706	00:46:17,945	00:46:19,696	Wait. Gotcha!	Wait. Gotcha!
707	00:46:25,869	00:46:27,871	All right, we know he has super-strength,	All right, we know he has super-strength,
708	00:46:27,955	00:46:30,290	but he can't go invisible, can he?	but he can't go invisible, can he?
709	00:46:31,834	00:46:33,168	George Buckman?	George Buckman?
710	00:46:33,252	00:46:35,003	Miruna County Animal Control.	Miruna County Animal Control.
711	00:46:35,087	00:46:36,296	Go, get outta here.	Go, get outta here.
712	00:46:36,380	00:46:38,799	Go, go. Now, now! Go, go. Now!	Go, go. Now, now! Go, go. Now!
713	00:46:38,882	00:46:40,050	Mr. Buckman.	Mr. Buckman.
714	00:46:42,719	00:46:44,429	We got this. We're in the big leagues now.	We got this. We're in the big leagues now.
715	00:46:44,513	00:46:46,682	This is what we've gotta do. We gotta act natural.	This is what we've gotta do. We gotta act natural.
716	00:46:46,765	00:46:48,642	There's a bike there. Okay? Here we go.	There's a bike there. Okay? Here we go.
717	00:46:48,725	00:46:52,145	Closer. You're not even close to the door. Okay. You can do this. Hands down.	Closer. You're not even close to the door. Okay. You can do this. Hands down.
718	00:46:53,355	00:46:54,356	Okay.	Okay.
719	00:46:57,484	00:46:59,862	- Mr. Buckman? - Yes. Hey. Hi.	- Mr. Buckman? - Yes. Hey. Hi.
720	00:46:59,945	00:47:02,573	- Is that your Nissan out front? - No, I drive a Nissan.	- Is that your Nissan out front? - No, I drive a Nissan.
721	00:47:03,073	00:47:04,074	Seriously?	Seriously?
722	00:47:09,288	00:47:12,165	- Flora. - We need a place to lay low.	- Flora. - We need a place to lay low.
723	00:47:12,249	00:47:14,293	The sofa will do. In, in. In.	The sofa will do. In, in. In.
724	00:47:14,376	00:47:15,377	Come on, come on.	Come on, come on.
725	00:47:15,460	00:47:18,505	If you are indeed the owner of that Nissan...	If you are indeed the owner of that Nissan...
726	00:47:18,589	00:47:19,590	What squirrel?	What squirrel?
727	00:47:19,673	00:47:21,175	He didn't ask about a squirrel.	He didn't ask about a squirrel.
728	00:47:21,258	00:47:23,969	- You have a squirrel? - No.	- You have a squirrel? - No.
729	00:47:24,052	00:47:27,681	No. You know what's funny? We did. But then we cooked it.	No. You know what's funny? We did. But then we cooked it.
730	00:47:27,764	00:47:29,391	- Set it free. - Set its soul free.	- Set it free. - Set its soul free.
731	00:47:29,474	00:47:31,393	- By cooking it. - We... By cooking it.	- By cooking it. - We... By cooking it.
732	00:47:31,476	00:47:32,811	- Yes. - So, it's dead?	- Yes. - So, it's dead?
733	00:47:32,895	00:47:33,896	- No. - Yes.	- No. - Yes.
734	00:47:33,979	00:47:35,689	Yes. Yes. Yes.	Yes. Yes. Yes.
735	00:47:35,772	00:47:37,774	- Its body is dead. - Yeah.	- Its body is dead. - Yeah.
736	00:47:38,609	00:47:40,694	- But its heart... - Its heart is also dead.	- But its heart... - Its heart is also dead.
737	00:47:40,777	00:47:42,863	There is no part of the squirrel alive.	There is no part of the squirrel alive.
738	00:47:42,946	00:47:45,407	- It's super dead. Super dead. - Yeah. It's super dead.	- It's super dead. Super dead. - Yeah. It's super dead.
739	00:47:45,490	00:47:47,409	So, if you like live squirrels, get outta here.	So, if you like live squirrels, get outta here.
740	00:47:47,492	00:47:48,869	Get outta here, mister.	Get outta here, mister.
741	00:47:48,952	00:47:50,704	Okay. Anyway...	Okay. Anyway...
742	00:47:50,787	00:47:52,623	Any chance that you left the entry door open?	Any chance that you left the entry door open?
743	00:47:53,207	00:47:54,249	Yeah. Why?	Yeah. Why?
744	00:48:07,471	00:48:08,972	That was pretty slick.	That was pretty slick.
745	00:48:09,056	00:48:12,226	We were, uh, pretty slick.	We were, uh, pretty slick.
746	00:48:14,645	00:48:15,646	Pretty slick.	Pretty slick.
747	00:48:34,331	00:48:36,124	No!	No!
748	00:48:55,936	00:48:57,187	How did you do that?	How did you do that?
749	00:49:01,608	00:49:03,402	Who's got the cat-like reflexes now?	Who's got the cat-like reflexes now?
750	00:49:03,485	00:49:05,445	Huh? Me.	Huh? Me.
751	00:49:08,448	00:49:10,242	You messed with the wrong guy, kitty.	You messed with the wrong guy, kitty.
752	00:49:17,082	00:49:18,125	He got bone.	He got bone.
753	00:49:18,208	00:49:19,209	He got bone.	He got bone.
754	00:49:19,293	00:49:20,294	Hurry!	Hurry!
755	00:49:20,377	00:49:22,004	Okay, we're safe now. Here we go.	Okay, we're safe now. Here we go.
756	00:49:22,087	00:49:23,589	- Very gently, okay? - Flora?	- Very gently, okay? - Flora?
757	00:49:29,928	00:49:31,513	- What? - I locked my keys in the car.	- What? - I locked my keys in the car.
758	00:49:31,597	00:49:32,681	- Dad! - I know. I'm sorry.	- Dad! - I know. I'm sorry.
759	00:49:32,764	00:49:34,933	I've never been on the run with a fugitive squirrel.	I've never been on the run with a fugitive squirrel.
760	00:49:35,017	00:49:36,310	- You see 'em? - No.	- You see 'em? - No.
761	00:49:36,393	00:49:38,270	Is that it? Right there. Is that them?	Is that it? Right there. Is that them?
762	00:49:38,353	00:49:40,397	- No, that's not them. - That's not them.	- No, that's not them. - That's not them.
763	00:49:40,480	00:49:42,232	- There! Nailed it. - No. I can't see them.	- There! Nailed it. - No. I can't see them.
764	00:49:42,316	00:49:43,317	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
765	00:49:44,693	00:49:45,694	This is down a little.	This is down a little.
766	00:49:47,821	00:49:48,822	Ulysses.	Ulysses.
767	00:50:06,715	00:50:08,509	See, I told you it was a superpower.	See, I told you it was a superpower.
768	00:50:09,885	00:50:12,012	No, Ulysses, you only have to hit it once.	No, Ulysses, you only have to hit it once.
769	00:50:12,721	00:50:14,556	Go. Oh, and now!	Go. Oh, and now!
770	00:50:15,390	00:50:16,642	Now!	Now!
771	00:50:16,725	00:50:18,143	Now, now, now! Now!	Now, now, now! Now!
772	00:50:18,227	00:50:20,604	Now! Now. Now. Now.	Now! Now. Now. Now.
773	00:50:20,687	00:50:21,897	Ulysses, stop it!	Ulysses, stop it!
774	00:50:21,980	00:50:24,066	Now. Stop it. Now. Now.	Now. Stop it. Now. Now.
775	00:50:24,149	00:50:25,943	Wait, wait. Don't, don't. Give it a second.	Wait, wait. Don't, don't. Give it a second.
776	00:50:26,026	00:50:27,027	Pull it now.	Pull it now.
777	00:50:27,110	00:50:29,821	Come on! Ulysses! Ulysses!	Come on! Ulysses! Ulysses!
778	00:50:29,905	00:50:31,990	Got it. Good job, Ulysses.	Got it. Good job, Ulysses.
779	00:50:34,660	00:50:36,119	- Holy Bagumba! - Holy Bagumba!	- Holy Bagumba! - Holy Bagumba!
780	00:50:36,203	00:50:38,205	Hand over the squirrel!	Hand over the squirrel!
781	00:50:38,288	00:50:40,499	No, no, no! Watch out, watch out! No!	No, no, no! Watch out, watch out! No!
782	00:50:41,708	00:50:44,253	- Get in the car! - Where's the car? Okay.	- Get in the car! - Where's the car? Okay.
783	00:50:48,507	00:50:50,551	Everybody, hold on! I got this!	Everybody, hold on! I got this!
784	00:50:57,516	00:50:59,935	- I hadn't shut my door. - Yep.	- I hadn't shut my door. - Yep.
785	00:51:14,283	00:51:16,827	Dad, he's right there. We need to lose him!	Dad, he's right there. We need to lose him!
786	00:51:16,910	00:51:18,453	We will. This is the sports model.	We will. This is the sports model.
787	00:51:19,580	00:51:21,498	Something... What's happening?	Something... What's happening?
788	00:51:21,582	00:51:22,958	Dad, your hand's tranquilized.	Dad, your hand's tranquilized.
789	00:51:23,041	00:51:24,376	Shift it for me.	Shift it for me.
790	00:51:24,459	00:51:26,420	I don't know how to drive a stick.	I don't know how to drive a stick.
791	00:51:26,503	00:51:27,629	- William? - I'm blind!	- William? - I'm blind!
792	00:51:27,713	00:51:30,424	- Okay, okay, okay! - Why didn't you just buy an automatic?	- Okay, okay, okay! - Why didn't you just buy an automatic?
793	00:51:30,507	00:51:33,051	Because I wanted the sports model! I wanted to be cool, okay?	Because I wanted the sports model! I wanted to be cool, okay?
794	00:51:33,135	00:51:36,054	It's fine. We can do this. Toss it. Toss my hand like a pancake.	It's fine. We can do this. Toss it. Toss my hand like a pancake.
795	00:51:36,138	00:51:38,932	Like a pancake! Flora, like a pancake! Through the hole.	Like a pancake! Flora, like a pancake! Through the hole.
796	00:51:39,016	00:51:40,809	Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.	Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
797	00:51:40,893	00:51:42,811	Here we go. Now we're rollin'.	Here we go. Now we're rollin'.
798	00:51:47,024	00:51:48,025	It's stuck.	It's stuck.
799	00:51:48,108	00:51:49,401	- What? - My hand's stuck.	- What? - My hand's stuck.
800	00:51:49,484	00:51:51,486	- What's going on? - My hand is stuck.	- What's going on? - My hand is stuck.
801	00:51:52,571	00:51:53,572	- Dad! - Oh, no!	- Dad! - Oh, no!
802	00:51:53,655	00:51:54,948	What's happening?	What's happening?
803	00:51:56,408	00:51:59,286	I got a cramp, too. I got a cramp in my leg at the same time.	I got a cramp, too. I got a cramp in my leg at the same time.
804	00:52:15,719	00:52:16,970	You know what?	You know what?
805	00:52:17,054	00:52:18,388	Maybe I will drive.	Maybe I will drive.
806	00:52:22,309	00:52:24,394	Butts, butts, butts, butts	Butts, butts, butts, butts
807	00:52:24,478	00:52:26,146	Butts, butts, butts, butts	Butts, butts, butts, butts
808	00:52:26,230	00:52:28,190	And big ol' butts And butts and butts and...	And big ol' butts And butts and butts and...
809	00:52:28,273	00:52:30,817	I don't know if we were great in the superhero world,	I don't know if we were great in the superhero world,
810	00:52:30,901	00:52:34,404	since we were missing a door and William fell out at a stoplight,	since we were missing a door and William fell out at a stoplight,
811	00:52:35,197	00:52:39,535	but injustice was being defeated, and we were part of it.	but injustice was being defeated, and we were part of it.
812	00:52:40,494	00:52:41,578	See you tomorrow.	See you tomorrow.
813	00:52:41,662	00:52:45,249	I will not see you, but I will hear and smell you tomorrow.	I will not see you, but I will hear and smell you tomorrow.
814	00:52:45,332	00:52:46,917	Thanks for keeping it weird.	Thanks for keeping it weird.
815	00:52:52,756	00:52:55,259	Hey, guys. Just in time for dinner.	Hey, guys. Just in time for dinner.
816	00:52:55,342	00:52:58,220	Okay, Phyllis. Open up. You got this.	Okay, Phyllis. Open up. You got this.
817	00:53:03,141	00:53:04,685	Go wait in the tree house.	Go wait in the tree house.
818	00:53:08,313	00:53:12,442	Dad always said the best trap for a superhero was a feast.	Dad always said the best trap for a superhero was a feast.
819	00:53:13,235	00:53:17,072	If there was soup cooking, you were probably next.	If there was soup cooking, you were probably next.
820	00:53:18,073	00:53:21,243	But Incandesto always knew what to look for.	But Incandesto always knew what to look for.
821	00:53:21,994	00:53:26,248	Carrots. The main ingredient in people's soup.	Carrots. The main ingredient in people's soup.
822	00:53:45,642	00:53:48,061	So, anything goin' on?	So, anything goin' on?
823	00:53:48,770	00:53:50,814	You can tell me. I'm letting things in.	You can tell me. I'm letting things in.
824	00:53:52,524	00:53:53,734	I don't love this soup.	I don't love this soup.
825	00:53:53,817	00:53:54,943	Well, you make it.	Well, you make it.
826	00:53:56,320	00:53:59,364	I mean, thank you for your feedback.	I mean, thank you for your feedback.
827	00:53:59,448	00:54:01,200	Um, so...	Um, so...
828	00:54:01,283	00:54:03,827	- Your big interview's tomorrow, right? - Yeah.	- Your big interview's tomorrow, right? - Yeah.
829	00:54:03,911	00:54:05,329	- You nervous? - No.	- You nervous? - No.
830	00:54:06,163	00:54:09,917	Marissa says it'll just be basic questions, fluff piece.	Marissa says it'll just be basic questions, fluff piece.
831	00:54:11,710	00:54:13,712	Yes. I'm terrified.	Yes. I'm terrified.
832	00:54:14,671	00:54:16,673	Because what if I fail?	Because what if I fail?
833	00:54:16,757	00:54:19,259	And this book won't sell without good press.	And this book won't sell without good press.
834	00:54:20,260	00:54:21,261	You know what?	You know what?
835	00:54:22,012	00:54:24,139	If you want any backup, I'm happy to come along.	If you want any backup, I'm happy to come along.
836	00:54:26,183	00:54:27,184	You would do that?	You would do that?
837	00:54:28,393	00:54:29,394	Even though we're...	Even though we're...
838	00:54:30,312	00:54:32,189	- Separated? - Yeah.	- Separated? - Yeah.
839	00:54:32,940	00:54:35,609	I still want you to do well, Phyllis.	I still want you to do well, Phyllis.
840	00:54:35,692	00:54:37,069	That'll never change.	That'll never change.
841	00:54:39,363	00:54:40,364	Thanks.	Thanks.
842	00:54:43,116	00:54:45,494	I do have one condition, though.	I do have one condition, though.
843	00:54:50,582	00:54:52,167	You gotta let the squirrel back in.	You gotta let the squirrel back in.
844	00:54:52,251	00:54:53,669	What's that now?	What's that now?
845	00:54:53,752	00:54:56,421	He is a special creature with a lot to offer the world.	He is a special creature with a lot to offer the world.
846	00:54:56,505	00:54:59,258	And we need to protect special creatures, not be afraid of them.	And we need to protect special creatures, not be afraid of them.
847	00:55:00,050	00:55:01,844	So, he's been livin' in the tree house.	So, he's been livin' in the tree house.
848	00:55:05,097	00:55:06,098	George!	George!
849	00:55:17,818	00:55:18,819	Here he is.	Here he is.
850	00:55:26,785	00:55:28,036	Also, I quit my job.	Also, I quit my job.
851	00:55:32,583	00:55:34,501	Mom was inspired again.	Mom was inspired again.
852	00:55:35,627	00:55:38,213	Something was changing in all of us.	Something was changing in all of us.
853	00:55:39,339	00:55:41,550	And hopefully, it wasn't the mashed potatoes	And hopefully, it wasn't the mashed potatoes
854	00:55:41,633	00:55:43,302	we had just eaten off the floor.	we had just eaten off the floor.
855	00:55:58,108	00:56:00,235	Mom said you could sleep out here tonight.	Mom said you could sleep out here tonight.
856	00:56:02,112	00:56:05,199	I told her that your apartment was under construction,	I told her that your apartment was under construction,
857	00:56:05,782	00:56:08,911	not that Animal Control is waiting there to shoot you with a dart.	not that Animal Control is waiting there to shoot you with a dart.
858	00:56:10,662	00:56:11,997	Thank you, sweetie.	Thank you, sweetie.
859	00:56:15,876	00:56:18,754	Why can't you just tell her that you don't want to get divorced?	Why can't you just tell her that you don't want to get divorced?
860	00:56:24,092	00:56:27,513	Sometimes it's easier to draw a superhero than to act like one.	Sometimes it's easier to draw a superhero than to act like one.
861	00:56:35,729	00:56:36,772	I love you.	I love you.
862	00:56:36,855	00:56:38,273	I love you 3000.	I love you 3000.
863	00:56:43,779	00:56:48,367	I'm just so proud that I could bring more beauty into the world.	I'm just so proud that I could bring more beauty into the world.
864	00:56:51,286	00:56:53,914	And you two have been married for...	And you two have been married for...
865	00:56:53,997	00:56:55,040	Fifteen years.	Fifteen years.
866	00:56:55,457	00:56:57,334	- Wow! - Yeah, 15 good ones.	- Wow! - Yeah, 15 good ones.
867	00:56:57,417	00:57:00,420	Hmm. Is it weird being married to a romance writer?	Hmm. Is it weird being married to a romance writer?
868	00:57:00,504	00:57:04,466	I mean, you have to compete with all those guys she writes about.	I mean, you have to compete with all those guys she writes about.
869	00:57:04,550	00:57:06,051	How do you still sweep her away?	How do you still sweep her away?
870	00:57:06,844	00:57:09,471	I was never good at any of that. No.	I was never good at any of that. No.
871	00:57:09,555	00:57:11,139	- Anyway... - She swept me away.	- Anyway... - She swept me away.
872	00:57:11,640	00:57:15,519	Not with a white horse or anything, but with... With a laugh.	Not with a white horse or anything, but with... With a laugh.
873	00:57:16,937	00:57:21,692	She has this amazing laugh that just lights up a room.	She has this amazing laugh that just lights up a room.
874	00:57:25,362	00:57:26,905	And this is your next book?	And this is your next book?
875	00:57:27,614	00:57:29,908	Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, no peeking.	Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, no peeking.
876	00:57:30,868	00:57:32,703	It's actually a departure for me.	It's actually a departure for me.
877	00:57:32,786	00:57:33,996	It's basically, it's...	It's basically, it's...
878	00:57:34,079	00:57:35,080	Poetry.	Poetry.
879	00:57:39,710	00:57:41,920	Yeah. But it's garbage.	Yeah. But it's garbage.
880	00:57:42,004	00:57:44,715	It's just something I do to warm up the keys.	It's just something I do to warm up the keys.
881	00:57:46,466	00:57:49,094	- But anyway, the book, it's... - "I like it inside."	- But anyway, the book, it's... - "I like it inside."
882	00:57:49,178	00:57:51,722	"Blankets. Food. Flora breathing."	"Blankets. Food. Flora breathing."
883	00:57:51,805	00:57:55,017	"I am hungry no more. I broke the table."	"I am hungry no more. I broke the table."
884	00:57:57,227	00:58:00,814	Based in the roaring '20s, when romance was...	Based in the roaring '20s, when romance was...
885	00:58:03,400	00:58:05,319	Have you written anything?	Have you written anything?
886	00:58:07,863	00:58:09,031	I think I have enough.	I think I have enough.
887	00:58:09,823	00:58:10,824	Good luck.	Good luck.
888	00:58:12,743	00:58:14,244	Oh, no. No.	Oh, no. No.
889	00:58:14,328	00:58:15,954	Wait. Wait.	Wait. Wait.
890	00:58:27,674	00:58:29,051	I thought you did terrific.	I thought you did terrific.
891	00:58:30,219	00:58:31,803	I should get back to work.	I should get back to work.
892	00:58:35,307	00:58:36,308	Okay.	Okay.
893	00:58:41,855	00:58:45,984	It turns out, the hardest thing about having hope	It turns out, the hardest thing about having hope
894	00:58:46,068	00:58:48,028	is watching the people who don't.	is watching the people who don't.
895	00:59:01,041	00:59:03,043	And the only thing harder than that	And the only thing harder than that
896	00:59:04,169	00:59:06,630	is watching the people who once did.	is watching the people who once did.
897	00:59:46,837	00:59:47,838	Hey.	Hey.
898	00:59:50,048	00:59:51,717	The window is busy this week.	The window is busy this week.
899	00:59:51,800	00:59:54,052	My apartment's being watched. They want the squirrel.	My apartment's being watched. They want the squirrel.
900	00:59:54,136	00:59:57,181	It's good that I skipped bowling tonight. In, in, in.	It's good that I skipped bowling tonight. In, in, in.
901	00:59:58,432	01:00:00,809	And even in the darkest of times,	And even in the darkest of times,
902	01:00:02,102	01:00:08,317	a true hero will risk everything to save the world he loves.	a true hero will risk everything to save the world he loves.
903	01:00:55,989	01:00:56,990	I'm in trouble.	I'm in trouble.
904	01:00:57,616	01:00:59,785	I feel like everything is just slipping away.	I feel like everything is just slipping away.
905	01:01:05,374	01:01:08,919	When I met the other Dr. Meescham,	When I met the other Dr. Meescham,
906	01:01:10,504	01:01:14,383	our country was at war, each day was uncertain.	our country was at war, each day was uncertain.
907	01:01:14,466	01:01:17,302	But we always said goodbye to each other the best way we could.	But we always said goodbye to each other the best way we could.
908	01:01:17,386	01:01:18,387	We said,	We said,
909	01:01:19,096	01:01:21,348	"I promise to always turn back to you."	"I promise to always turn back to you."
910	01:01:22,099	01:01:23,308	And why did you do that?	And why did you do that?
911	01:01:24,184	01:01:27,354	'Cause when you turn back, you see that the person you love is still there.	'Cause when you turn back, you see that the person you love is still there.
912	01:01:27,437	01:01:31,817	And when you don't turn back, that is when they slip away.	And when you don't turn back, that is when they slip away.
913	01:01:32,609	01:01:35,529	For that's the moment that they need you the most.	For that's the moment that they need you the most.
914	01:01:36,154	01:01:37,155	Phyllis?	Phyllis?
915	01:01:37,239	01:01:38,615	Yeah.	Yeah.
916	01:02:03,849	01:02:05,184	Ulysses?	Ulysses?
917	01:02:06,101	01:02:07,686	Ulysses?	Ulysses?
918	01:02:14,985	01:02:16,028	"Dear Flora",	"Dear Flora",
919	01:02:16,111	01:02:18,530	"I am very fond of you,"	"I am very fond of you,"
920	01:02:18,614	01:02:23,619	"but I hear my call to the wild, and I must return to my natural habitat."	"but I hear my call to the wild, and I must return to my natural habitat."
921	01:02:24,161	01:02:26,496	"Yours, Mr. Squirrel."	"Yours, Mr. Squirrel."
922	01:02:33,754	01:02:35,797	William? William Spiver?	William? William Spiver?
923	01:02:37,466	01:02:38,967	- Flora? - He's gone!	- Flora? - He's gone!
924	01:02:39,051	01:02:40,719	- Who is? - Ulysses.	- Who is? - Ulysses.
925	01:02:40,802	01:02:42,846	I think my mom kidnapped him.	I think my mom kidnapped him.
926	01:02:42,930	01:02:44,056	Are you crying?	Are you crying?
927	01:02:44,890	01:02:46,016	No.	No.
928	01:02:46,642	01:02:49,186	I have her Jack and Rose. I'm holding them hostage.	I have her Jack and Rose. I'm holding them hostage.
929	01:02:49,269	01:02:51,438	- Makes sense. - Are you gonna help me or not?	- Makes sense. - Are you gonna help me or not?
930	01:02:51,522	01:02:52,523	Of course.	Of course.
931	01:02:52,606	01:02:55,651	I just have to take off my bathrobe and run a comb through...	I just have to take off my bathrobe and run a comb through...
932	01:02:55,734	01:02:57,486	Hurry! We have a hostage!	Hurry! We have a hostage!
933	01:02:57,569	01:02:58,654	I am!	I am!
934	01:02:58,737	01:03:00,364	Shoo! Shoo!	Shoo! Shoo!
935	01:03:00,822	01:03:01,865	Just go!	Just go!
936	01:03:01,949	01:03:04,201	You're making things so much harder.	You're making things so much harder.
937	01:03:04,993	01:03:06,495	Do you understand that?	Do you understand that?
938	01:03:07,579	01:03:09,915	We all needed that interview to go well.	We all needed that interview to go well.
939	01:03:09,998	01:03:11,834	Nothing is going right for me.	Nothing is going right for me.
940	01:03:12,626	01:03:16,380	And it's all on me to fix it.	And it's all on me to fix it.
941	01:03:18,298	01:03:19,424	Nobody cares.	Nobody cares.
942	01:03:40,070	01:03:41,071	That's...	That's...
943	01:03:42,698	01:03:43,740	That's for me?	That's for me?
944	01:04:13,979	01:04:16,815	And so, your plan is to offer an exchange.	And so, your plan is to offer an exchange.
945	01:04:17,441	01:04:20,110	- The Jack and Rose for the squirrel? - Yes.	- The Jack and Rose for the squirrel? - Yes.
946	01:04:20,652	01:04:22,821	But you have no idea where your mother is?	But you have no idea where your mother is?
947	01:04:23,572	01:04:25,782	I didn't say it was a perfect plan.	I didn't say it was a perfect plan.
948	01:04:26,533	01:04:27,534	I suppose.	I suppose.
949	01:04:29,286	01:04:30,329	At least it's a plan.	At least it's a plan.
950	01:04:31,455	01:04:34,416	I've found that when you act without any thought or reason,	I've found that when you act without any thought or reason,
951	01:04:35,375	01:04:37,294	much worse things can happen.	much worse things can happen.
952	01:04:41,423	01:04:42,424	Oh, boy!	Oh, boy!
953	01:04:42,508	01:04:45,302	If I could see, would I be freaking out right now?	If I could see, would I be freaking out right now?
954	01:04:45,385	01:04:47,679	You'd probably say that we need to find shelter.	You'd probably say that we need to find shelter.
955	01:04:48,597	01:04:49,723	Rather quickly.	Rather quickly.
956	01:04:54,102	01:04:55,103	Come on!	Come on!
957	01:05:02,236	01:05:03,445	What is this place?	What is this place?
958	01:05:06,281	01:05:07,866	Splash Rapids.	Splash Rapids.
959	01:05:07,950	01:05:10,827	Me and my family used to ride our bikes here every Saturday.	Me and my family used to ride our bikes here every Saturday.
960	01:05:12,371	01:05:14,039	Dad would bring a second swimsuit	Dad would bring a second swimsuit
961	01:05:14,122	01:05:16,500	and let it float next to him in the lazy river,	and let it float next to him in the lazy river,
962	01:05:16,583	01:05:18,544	just to watch the lifeguards freak out.	just to watch the lifeguards freak out.
963	01:05:24,258	01:05:25,342	And then it closed.	And then it closed.
964	01:05:35,811	01:05:37,437	I pushed a car into a lake.	I pushed a car into a lake.
965	01:05:39,231	01:05:40,232	What?	What?
966	01:05:40,858	01:05:42,568	That's why my mother sent me away.	That's why my mother sent me away.
967	01:05:44,319	01:05:47,865	I was taking revenge on Jacob, her new husband.	I was taking revenge on Jacob, her new husband.
968	01:05:48,907	01:05:50,075	Where's your father?	Where's your father?
969	01:05:51,076	01:05:52,077	He died.	He died.
970	01:05:57,708	01:05:59,585	Jacob wouldn't stop calling me "Billy."	Jacob wouldn't stop calling me "Billy."
971	01:06:00,377	01:06:01,628	Billy's not my name.	Billy's not my name.
972	01:06:01,712	01:06:04,089	My name is William. William Spiver.	My name is William. William Spiver.
973	01:06:05,549	01:06:07,009	But he kept calling me Billy.	But he kept calling me Billy.
974	01:06:08,969	01:06:10,137	I just couldn't take it.	I just couldn't take it.
975	01:06:14,975	01:06:17,186	"William" was my father's name.	"William" was my father's name.
976	01:06:18,187	01:06:20,814	He was a man of great humanity and intelligence.	He was a man of great humanity and intelligence.
977	01:06:22,357	01:06:24,109	He played the piano,	He played the piano,
978	01:06:24,193	01:06:27,613	and he knew about astronomy and the universe.	and he knew about astronomy and the universe.
979	01:06:30,073	01:06:32,034	Jacob doesn't know there even are stars.	Jacob doesn't know there even are stars.
980	01:06:33,118	01:06:34,703	He just knows about his car.	He just knows about his car.
981	01:06:54,932	01:06:55,933	Hello?	Hello?
982	01:07:04,399	01:07:06,860	The journalist was wrong about his poetry.	The journalist was wrong about his poetry.
983	01:07:10,864	01:07:12,282	A squirrel sees it.	A squirrel sees it.
984	01:07:13,492	01:07:15,661	He sees all the beauty in the world.	He sees all the beauty in the world.
985	01:07:16,411	01:07:17,871	He sees Flora.	He sees Flora.
986	01:07:17,955	01:07:20,791	I can't believe I'm losing my family	I can't believe I'm losing my family
987	01:07:20,874	01:07:23,001	because I can't view the world like a squirrel.	because I can't view the world like a squirrel.
988	01:07:25,128	01:07:27,673	It's definitely not how I thought the week was gonna turn out.	It's definitely not how I thought the week was gonna turn out.
989	01:07:27,756	01:07:30,300	Do you know how much it costs to get a new car door?	Do you know how much it costs to get a new car door?
990	01:07:30,384	01:07:31,635	More than the actual car.	More than the actual car.
991	01:07:34,513	01:07:35,764	You haven't lost anybody.	You haven't lost anybody.
992	01:07:37,808	01:07:39,643	I just forgot to turn back.	I just forgot to turn back.
993	01:07:49,987	01:07:50,988	Where's Flora?	Where's Flora?
994	01:07:51,947	01:07:54,449	What are you thinking about?	What are you thinking about?
995	01:07:54,533	01:07:57,953	The Illuminated Adventures Of The Amazing Incandesto.	The Illuminated Adventures Of The Amazing Incandesto.
996	01:07:59,246	01:08:02,958	There's this picture of Alfred T. Slipper looking out at the world,	There's this picture of Alfred T. Slipper looking out at the world,
997	01:08:03,417	01:08:07,045	and Dolores is on his shoulder, and he turns to her and says,	and Dolores is on his shoulder, and he turns to her and says,
998	01:08:08,255	01:08:10,507	"I'm alone in the world, Dolores."	"I'm alone in the world, Dolores."
999	01:08:11,550	01:08:13,802	"And I'm homesick for my own kind."	"And I'm homesick for my own kind."
1000	01:08:16,471	01:08:17,514	I'm homesick.	I'm homesick.
1001	01:08:19,141	01:08:20,517	I miss my family.	I miss my family.
1002	01:08:21,935	01:08:23,270	I miss what we used to be.	I miss what we used to be.
1003	01:08:23,979	01:08:25,397	But you're not alone.	But you're not alone.
1004	01:08:28,442	01:08:30,235	Flora!	Flora!
1005	01:08:30,319	01:08:32,070	Don't take another step!	Don't take another step!
1006	01:08:32,154	01:08:35,282	Show me Ulysses, or Jack and Rose are dead.	Show me Ulysses, or Jack and Rose are dead.
1007	01:08:35,782	01:08:37,910	The figurine, I know the ones in the movie are dead.	The figurine, I know the ones in the movie are dead.
1008	01:08:37,993	01:08:41,580	It's okay. He's right here.	It's okay. He's right here.
1009	01:08:41,663	01:08:43,373	Good.	Good.
1010	01:08:43,457	01:08:46,460	Now, slowly hand him to William, and I will slowly...	Now, slowly hand him to William, and I will slowly...
1011	01:08:48,295	01:08:49,463	Oh, dang it.	Oh, dang it.
1012	01:08:52,341	01:08:54,551	Jack and Rose have the worst luck.	Jack and Rose have the worst luck.
1013	01:08:56,428	01:08:57,971	That was just a decoy?	That was just a decoy?
1014	01:08:58,055	01:09:00,641	No, it wasn't.	No, it wasn't.
1015	01:09:12,569	01:09:14,613	I was gonna take him away, Flora.	I was gonna take him away, Flora.
1016	01:09:15,697	01:09:16,698	And then...	And then...
1017	01:09:18,575	01:09:19,576	I saw this.	I saw this.
1018	01:09:22,579	01:09:24,790	Okay. You don't have to do that anymore. It's okay.	Okay. You don't have to do that anymore. It's okay.
1019	01:09:24,873	01:09:26,250	"Words for Flora."	"Words for Flora."
1020	01:09:27,209	01:09:31,421	"Nothing would be easier without you because you are everything."	"Nothing would be easier without you because you are everything."
1021	01:09:32,172	01:09:33,173	"All of it."	"All of it."
1022	01:09:33,799	01:09:37,719	"Cheese puffs, corks, giant donuts..."	"Cheese puffs, corks, giant donuts..."
1023	01:09:38,428	01:09:41,348	"You are the ever-expanding universe to me."	"You are the ever-expanding universe to me."
1024	01:09:44,560	01:09:46,061	You are everything.	You are everything.
1025	01:09:48,188	01:09:52,442	My life is screwed up, but you aren't.	My life is screwed up, but you aren't.
1026	01:09:54,611	01:09:56,864	You're what I did right.	You're what I did right.
1027	01:09:59,199	01:10:01,869	How could I ever forget that there's magic in the world	How could I ever forget that there's magic in the world
1028	01:10:01,952	01:10:05,038	when you're standing right in front of me?	when you're standing right in front of me?
1029	01:10:18,635	01:10:19,636	Yeah!	Yeah!
1030	01:10:19,720	01:10:21,597	- Ulysses! - Nobody move!	- Ulysses! - Nobody move!
1031	01:10:21,680	01:10:22,931	- Don't hurt him! - Stand down!	- Don't hurt him! - Stand down!
1032	01:10:23,015	01:10:24,349	- George! - Get him, get him!	- George! - Get him, get him!
1033	01:10:24,433	01:10:25,767	George!	George!
1034	01:10:31,231	01:10:32,691	Dad!	Dad!
1035	01:10:34,818	01:10:35,819	Got him!	Got him!
1036	01:10:35,903	01:10:38,071	Stop! He doesn't have rabies!	Stop! He doesn't have rabies!
1037	01:10:41,617	01:10:43,202	That's not somethin' we can risk.	That's not somethin' we can risk.
1038	01:10:44,203	01:10:47,122	And the only way to do that is to test his brain tissue.	And the only way to do that is to test his brain tissue.
1039	01:10:49,124	01:10:52,127	Look, I'm sorry. He'll be euthanized this afternoon.	Look, I'm sorry. He'll be euthanized this afternoon.
1040	01:10:52,211	01:10:53,629	No!	No!
1041	01:10:55,464	01:10:57,966	Flare up like a flame, Ulysses!	Flare up like a flame, Ulysses!
1042	01:10:58,050	01:10:59,801	Flare up like a flame!	Flare up like a flame!
1043	01:11:03,430	01:11:05,974	Oh, baby. It's okay. It's okay.	Oh, baby. It's okay. It's okay.
1044	01:11:12,564	01:11:13,607	Okay. Flora,	Okay. Flora,
1045	01:11:14,233	01:11:16,235	do you remember how Incandesto overcame the odds	do you remember how Incandesto overcame the odds
1046	01:11:16,318	01:11:18,362	and defeated the darkness of a thousand hands?	and defeated the darkness of a thousand hands?
1047	01:11:20,113	01:11:21,490	He teamed up with Dolores.	He teamed up with Dolores.
1048	01:11:21,573	01:11:22,950	Yes. And?	Yes. And?
1049	01:11:25,661	01:11:27,579	And the thorny blowfish.	And the thorny blowfish.
1050	01:11:29,081	01:11:30,082	Really?	Really?
1051	01:11:32,584	01:11:33,585	Okay.	Okay.
1052	01:11:34,628	01:11:37,464	For you, I'll be the thorny blowfish any day.	For you, I'll be the thorny blowfish any day.
1053	01:11:37,965	01:11:40,342	Good. 'Cause I feel like you're the only one of us	Good. 'Cause I feel like you're the only one of us
1054	01:11:40,425	01:11:42,386	who will actually punch somebody in the face.	who will actually punch somebody in the face.
1055	01:11:42,469	01:11:44,847	- Oh, you got that right. - Hey!	- Oh, you got that right. - Hey!
1056	01:11:44,930	01:11:46,515	Is there a fourth weird character?	Is there a fourth weird character?
1057	01:11:46,598	01:11:48,308	There was a talking chair.	There was a talking chair.
1058	01:11:49,726	01:11:50,727	I'll take it.	I'll take it.
1059	01:11:51,854	01:11:52,855	Okay.	Okay.
1060	01:11:52,938	01:11:54,398	All right. All right.	All right. All right.
1061	01:11:56,024	01:11:57,067	Let's finish this.	Let's finish this.
1062	01:12:01,071	01:12:05,200	You don't come into our water park unless you're ready to make some waves.	You don't come into our water park unless you're ready to make some waves.
1063	01:12:20,007	01:12:21,300	Do you want me to slow down?	Do you want me to slow down?
1064	01:12:21,383	01:12:22,384	Nope.	Nope.
1065	01:12:23,969	01:12:25,137	I like the sport model.	I like the sport model.
1066	01:12:33,812	01:12:34,813	We've got this.	We've got this.
1067	01:12:39,818	01:12:41,570	Wait, won't they know we're coming?	Wait, won't they know we're coming?
1068	01:12:41,653	01:12:44,114	Yeah, but they won't know who's not coming.	Yeah, but they won't know who's not coming.
1069	01:12:44,198	01:12:45,199	What?	What?
1070	01:12:48,076	01:12:49,077	Hello!	Hello!
1071	01:12:49,745	01:12:51,413	Just lookin' to adopt a pet.	Just lookin' to adopt a pet.
1072	01:13:01,882	01:13:04,134	What a wonderful adventure.	What a wonderful adventure.
1073	01:13:04,760	01:13:08,055	I haven't driven the other Dr. Meescham's car since my license was revoked.	I haven't driven the other Dr. Meescham's car since my license was revoked.
1074	01:13:10,933	01:13:11,934	Yeah.	Yeah.
1075	01:13:12,017	01:13:14,353	We should get inside before somebody sees us.	We should get inside before somebody sees us.
1076	01:13:14,436	01:13:15,687	Okay. I'm comin'.	Okay. I'm comin'.
1077	01:13:18,524	01:13:19,816	You remembered to turn back.	You remembered to turn back.
1078	01:13:20,400	01:13:21,401	I did.	I did.
1079	01:13:29,868	01:13:31,453	...over. Stand by.	...over. Stand by.
1080	01:13:32,412	01:13:33,413	Come on, boy.	Come on, boy.
1081	01:13:35,999	01:13:37,084	He'll be in that lab.	He'll be in that lab.
1082	01:13:43,757	01:13:45,008	It's locked, it's locked.	It's locked, it's locked.
1083	01:13:47,094	01:13:50,305	I could squeeze through that vent and open the door from the inside.	I could squeeze through that vent and open the door from the inside.
1084	01:13:50,389	01:13:51,557	No. I'll do it.	No. I'll do it.
1085	01:13:52,266	01:13:54,434	I seem to have a knack for absorbing short falls.	I seem to have a knack for absorbing short falls.
1086	01:13:57,729	01:13:58,772	You okay?	You okay?
1087	01:13:58,856	01:13:59,857	Nothing broken!	Nothing broken!
1088	01:14:09,199	01:14:10,450	I can't see anything.	I can't see anything.
1089	01:14:11,201	01:14:13,453	It's okay, I'll use echolocation.	It's okay, I'll use echolocation.
1090	01:14:17,332	01:14:18,333	All clear.	All clear.
1091	01:14:24,256	01:14:26,258	I thought you said it was all clear.	I thought you said it was all clear.
1092	01:14:26,341	01:14:29,595	I meant for me. Your position would have a different echo.	I meant for me. Your position would have a different echo.
1093	01:14:30,596	01:14:32,222	Now everything has an echo.	Now everything has an echo.
1094	01:14:39,229	01:14:41,857	You know what? The lab must be on the other side of those doors.	You know what? The lab must be on the other side of those doors.
1095	01:14:41,940	01:14:42,941	Okay.	Okay.
1096	01:14:47,446	01:14:49,656	Let's go. We've got this.	Let's go. We've got this.
1097	01:14:50,574	01:14:52,075	You don't have to do this.	You don't have to do this.
1098	01:14:55,037	01:14:57,789	When I asked my father about the expanding universe,	When I asked my father about the expanding universe,
1099	01:14:59,708	01:15:03,212	he said, "Maybe it's just putting things where they're supposed to be."	he said, "Maybe it's just putting things where they're supposed to be."
1100	01:15:05,047	01:15:07,132	I think this is where I'm supposed to be.	I think this is where I'm supposed to be.
1101	01:15:10,093	01:15:11,261	I think so, too.	I think so, too.
1102	01:15:24,441	01:15:25,442	William?	William?
1103	01:15:30,155	01:15:31,156	Skunk!	Skunk!
1104	01:15:31,240	01:15:32,950	I saw it!	I saw it!
1105	01:15:33,033	01:15:34,409	- What's going on? - I can see!	- What's going on? - I can see!
1106	01:15:34,493	01:15:36,954	- There's still a skunk right there! - That was my fault!	- There's still a skunk right there! - That was my fault!
1107	01:15:37,037	01:15:39,081	- I saw a skunk! - Wait a second, you can see?	- I saw a skunk! - Wait a second, you can see?
1108	01:15:39,164	01:15:41,166	Yeah! I guess I'm less hysterical.	Yeah! I guess I'm less hysterical.
1109	01:15:41,250	01:15:43,210	- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go!	- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go!
1110	01:15:52,386	01:15:55,097	Excuse me, this is a hazardous area. You can't be in here.	Excuse me, this is a hazardous area. You can't be in here.
1111	01:15:56,557	01:15:58,058	Okay, I got this one. I got this.	Okay, I got this one. I got this.
1112	01:15:58,141	01:15:59,268	Oh, boy.	Oh, boy.
1113	01:16:00,060	01:16:01,436	Hey. How are ya?	Hey. How are ya?
1114	01:16:01,520	01:16:04,106	We're actually here to adopt a puppy.	We're actually here to adopt a puppy.
1115	01:16:05,190	01:16:06,191	Nice.	Nice.
1116	01:16:06,859	01:16:09,570	Oh, um, well, actually, you need to go to the lobby.	Oh, um, well, actually, you need to go to the lobby.
1117	01:16:09,653	01:16:10,654	This way?	This way?
1118	01:16:10,737	01:16:12,781	Hey! They're after the rabid squirrel!	Hey! They're after the rabid squirrel!
1119	01:16:12,865	01:16:15,158	- Go, go, go! - Come on! This ain't a drill.	- Go, go, go! - Come on! This ain't a drill.
1120	01:16:15,242	01:16:16,827	- Hey! - Call security!	- Hey! - Call security!
1121	01:16:16,910	01:16:17,911	It's this way!	It's this way!
1122	01:16:17,995	01:16:19,538	Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!	Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
1123	01:16:20,163	01:16:21,915	Somebody do something!	Somebody do something!
1124	01:16:21,999	01:16:23,500	Find Ulysses and get outta here!	Find Ulysses and get outta here!
1125	01:16:24,835	01:16:25,836	This way!	This way!
1126	01:16:27,254	01:16:29,381	Not in my house! Tasers up! Let's go, let's go!	Not in my house! Tasers up! Let's go, let's go!
1127	01:16:29,882	01:16:32,634	- Does anyone see him? - Not yet, keep looking!	- Does anyone see him? - Not yet, keep looking!
1128	01:16:32,718	01:16:34,011	Come on, chop-chop!	Come on, chop-chop!
1129	01:16:34,094	01:16:35,095	Look!	Look!
1130	01:16:41,727	01:16:42,728	Wait, wait, no, no, no!	Wait, wait, no, no, no!
1131	01:16:44,605	01:16:46,023	Oh, no. Wait!	Oh, no. Wait!
1132	01:16:46,106	01:16:47,816	All right, just grab an animal.	All right, just grab an animal.
1133	01:16:49,067	01:16:50,068	Contain 'em!	Contain 'em!
1134	01:16:52,654	01:16:53,739	Poppins...	Poppins...
1135	01:16:53,822	01:16:55,282	Get... Find Poppins! Come on!	Get... Find Poppins! Come on!
1136	01:16:55,365	01:16:56,366	Squirrels!	Squirrels!
1137	01:16:56,450	01:16:58,160	Open the cages! Come on!	Open the cages! Come on!
1138	01:16:58,827	01:16:59,828	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1139	01:17:01,788	01:17:03,457	- I don't see him! - Ulysses!	- I don't see him! - Ulysses!
1140	01:17:03,540	01:17:04,541	Keep looking!	Keep looking!
1141	01:17:06,543	01:17:08,962	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1142	01:17:09,046	01:17:10,964	- I found him! - Hey, buddy!	- I found him! - Hey, buddy!
1143	01:17:11,048	01:17:13,675	Don't worry, Ulysses. We're going to save you.	Don't worry, Ulysses. We're going to save you.
1144	01:17:13,759	01:17:15,344	Aw, he's cuter than I thought.	Aw, he's cuter than I thought.
1145	01:17:15,427	01:17:16,428	I need a knife!	I need a knife!
1146	01:17:16,512	01:17:17,888	I have nail clippers.	I have nail clippers.
1147	01:17:17,971	01:17:18,972	- What? - Stop...	- What? - Stop...
1148	01:17:20,557	01:17:21,558	Right there.	Right there.
1149	01:17:23,101	01:17:24,186	Do you like M&M'S?	Do you like M&M'S?
1150	01:17:24,269	01:17:25,812	No, I care about my teeth. Why?	No, I care about my teeth. Why?
1151	01:17:26,396	01:17:27,397	Squirrels do.	Squirrels do.
1152	01:17:33,070	01:17:34,446	No, no, no!	No, no, no!
1153	01:17:36,823	01:17:37,824	Go wait in the lobby.	Go wait in the lobby.
1154	01:17:37,908	01:17:39,243	- Tiny claws. - Big claws.	- Tiny claws. - Big claws.
1155	01:17:39,326	01:17:40,327	Let's go, come on!	Let's go, come on!
1156	01:17:41,411	01:17:43,121	You're not goin' anywhere!	You're not goin' anywhere!
1157	01:17:43,205	01:17:44,248	What...	What...
1158	01:17:44,331	01:17:46,375	Do not mess with the thorny blowfish!	Do not mess with the thorny blowfish!
1159	01:17:48,168	01:17:49,169	My teeth...	My teeth...
1160	01:17:49,878	01:17:51,046	He doesn't belong here.	He doesn't belong here.
1161	01:17:54,633	01:17:55,634	Step away from the cage.	Step away from the cage.
1162	01:17:55,717	01:17:56,802	You really wanna do this?	You really wanna do this?
1163	01:17:57,386	01:17:59,930	Because I have spent the better part of my life	Because I have spent the better part of my life
1164	01:18:00,013	01:18:03,016	dreaming of ways to take down villains like you.	dreaming of ways to take down villains like you.
1165	01:18:03,100	01:18:04,101	This is my jam.	This is my jam.
1166	01:18:05,769	01:18:06,770	Cool speech.	Cool speech.
1167	01:18:07,271	01:18:08,397	Get away from the squirrel.	Get away from the squirrel.
1168	01:18:08,480	01:18:09,690	What squirrel?	What squirrel?
1169	01:18:09,773	01:18:10,774	The...	The...
1170	01:18:11,984	01:18:13,360	No, no, no, no, no!	No, no, no, no, no!
1171	01:18:16,154	01:18:18,365	Bull's-eye! No, no!	Bull's-eye! No, no!
1172	01:18:20,200	01:18:21,869	Hey, you!	Hey, you!
1173	01:18:22,911	01:18:23,912	Forgive me.	Forgive me.
1174	01:18:27,082	01:18:28,125	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1175	01:18:33,630	01:18:36,300	Okay. Come on, come on, come on. We gotta go. Go.	Okay. Come on, come on, come on. We gotta go. Go.
1176	01:18:41,889	01:18:44,016	No! Get off!	No! Get off!
1177	01:18:50,189	01:18:51,190	That's not good.	That's not good.
1178	01:18:54,776	01:18:56,987	He's gonna make it.	He's gonna make it.
1179	01:18:57,070	01:18:58,780	That guy had him cornered.	That guy had him cornered.
1180	01:18:58,864	01:19:00,240	He's going to make it.	He's going to make it.
1181	01:19:06,872	01:19:07,915	Son of a...	Son of a...
1182	01:19:13,212	01:19:14,213	Don't move!	Don't move!
1183	01:19:14,922	01:19:15,923	Dad!	Dad!
1184	01:19:18,467	01:19:20,928	- You're not leaving with the squirrel! - George!	- You're not leaving with the squirrel! - George!
1185	01:19:21,011	01:19:22,095	Hey!	Hey!
1186	01:19:22,179	01:19:23,555	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
1187	01:19:23,639	01:19:24,681	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
1188	01:19:24,765	01:19:26,433	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1189	01:19:26,517	01:19:27,726	Okay, I can't feel my legs.	Okay, I can't feel my legs.
1190	01:19:27,809	01:19:29,269	No, no, no, no, no, no!	No, no, no, no, no, no!
1191	01:19:29,353	01:19:31,730	Stand down. I can't look!	Stand down. I can't look!
1192	01:19:32,439	01:19:33,732	George!	George!
1193	01:19:38,820	01:19:40,239	- George! - Dad!	- George! - Dad!
1194	01:19:49,873	01:19:52,000	I'm flying!	I'm flying!
1195	01:19:52,084	01:19:55,420	Every superhero comes to us with a purpose.	Every superhero comes to us with a purpose.
1196	01:19:58,715	01:20:00,801	We don't always see it at first.	We don't always see it at first.
1197	01:20:01,885	01:20:04,471	Because we don't always know where to look.	Because we don't always know where to look.
1198	01:20:04,555	01:20:06,056	This is amazing!	This is amazing!
1199	01:20:06,139	01:20:08,183	But Ulysses showed us...	But Ulysses showed us...
1200	01:20:12,604	01:20:15,607	...the world is filled with wonder and magic.	...the world is filled with wonder and magic.
1201	01:20:22,739	01:20:24,074	Ulysses!	Ulysses!
1202	01:20:24,700	01:20:28,203	And we found it in the people we love.	And we found it in the people we love.
1203	01:20:33,667	01:20:35,419	I can't even feel my leg.	I can't even feel my leg.
1204	01:20:37,296	01:20:38,297	Here.	Here.
1205	01:20:43,260	01:20:44,261	You're not coming?	You're not coming?
1206	01:20:44,344	01:20:46,054	This is not my adventure, dear.	This is not my adventure, dear.
1207	01:20:59,484	01:21:02,613	Did we just break a magical squirrel out of animal jail?	Did we just break a magical squirrel out of animal jail?
1208	01:21:02,696	01:21:03,822	We did.	We did.
1209	01:21:03,906	01:21:05,032	Thanks, Ulysses.	Thanks, Ulysses.
1210	01:21:05,699	01:21:07,326	- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah.	- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah.
1211	01:21:12,039	01:21:13,040	Oh, gee...	Oh, gee...
1212	01:21:15,959	01:21:18,587	The world is full of injustice.	The world is full of injustice.
1213	01:21:20,881	01:21:23,967	And there are always other people who need saving.	And there are always other people who need saving.
1214	01:21:27,346	01:21:31,058	Which meant that the most heroic thing we could do	Which meant that the most heroic thing we could do
1215	01:21:34,520	01:21:36,146	was to say goodbye.	was to say goodbye.
1216	01:21:45,739	01:21:46,740	Don't give up.	Don't give up.
1217	01:21:50,160	01:21:51,161	On my comics?	On my comics?
1218	01:21:52,496	01:21:53,497	On me.	On me.
1219	01:21:54,873	01:21:55,874	Never.	Never.
1220	01:22:10,889	01:22:12,474	Thank you, Ulysses.	Thank you, Ulysses.
1221	01:22:18,480	01:22:19,481	Go on, now.	Go on, now.
1222	01:22:20,983	01:22:22,359	Flare up like a flame.	Flare up like a flame.
1223	01:22:36,081	01:22:37,541	Hey! Buckmans!	Hey! Buckmans!
1224	01:22:38,792	01:22:40,127	You're not gettin' rid o' me.	You're not gettin' rid o' me.
1225	01:22:42,379	01:22:43,380	Turn him over.	Turn him over.
1226	01:22:44,214	01:22:45,757	He's all yours.	He's all yours.
1227	01:22:50,470	01:22:51,680	So much rabies.	So much rabies.
1228	01:22:55,559	01:22:57,769	The world was as it should be.	The world was as it should be.
1229	01:22:59,646	01:23:02,858	Ulysses could stay hidden from those who would do him harm.	Ulysses could stay hidden from those who would do him harm.
1230	01:23:04,985	01:23:07,946	And be ready to defend those in need.	And be ready to defend those in need.
1231	01:23:18,582	01:23:19,791	We had love,	We had love,
1232	01:23:20,417	01:23:22,294	and we had comic books.	and we had comic books.
1233	01:23:23,253	01:23:25,672	Not just the ones we got to read,	Not just the ones we got to read,
1234	01:23:26,673	01:23:28,258	but the ones we got to live.	but the ones we got to live.
1235	01:23:32,513	01:23:36,391	People will say it didn't happen, that squirrels can't write poetry,	People will say it didn't happen, that squirrels can't write poetry,
1236	01:23:37,142	01:23:39,770	and that the world isn't full of superheroes.	and that the world isn't full of superheroes.
1237	01:23:42,272	01:23:44,274	But like any natural-born cynic...	But like any natural-born cynic...
1238	01:23:45,692	01:23:49,029	...I say, "Do not hope. Observe."	...I say, "Do not hope. Observe."
1239	01:23:51,198	01:23:52,366	Because when you do,	Because when you do,
1240	01:23:53,742	01:23:57,579	you'll see how much wonder the world actually has,	you'll see how much wonder the world actually has,
1241	01:24:06,630	01:24:09,299	and you won't be a cynic anymore.	and you won't be a cynic anymore.
1242	01:24:39,830	01:24:41,582	Even after he bit me in the face,	Even after he bit me in the face,
1243	01:24:43,166	01:24:47,004	that rattlesnake knew, I wasn't leavin' the hole until he did.	that rattlesnake knew, I wasn't leavin' the hole until he did.
1244	01:24:47,796	01:24:48,964	Wow!	Wow!
1245	01:24:49,047	01:24:50,966	You're not afraid of anything.	You're not afraid of anything.
1246	01:24:54,303	01:24:56,346	I am afraid of some things.	I am afraid of some things.
1247	01:25:06,315	01:25:08,567	Is that a cat?	Is that a cat?
1248	01:25:08,650	01:25:10,736	Yeah. That's Mr. Klaus.	Yeah. That's Mr. Klaus.
1249	01:25:10,819	01:25:12,446	He's my best friend.	He's my best friend.
1250	01:25:15,991	01:25:17,326	Hello, Mr. Klaus.	Hello, Mr. Klaus.