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1 00:04:26,683 00:04:28,185 Babe! Babe!
2 00:04:28,319 00:04:30,821 I thought you weren't touching yourself? I thought you weren't touching yourself?
3 00:04:30,955 00:04:33,623 So what's this for? So what's this for?
4 00:04:36,526 00:04:38,396 Babe, what are you talking about? Babe, what are you talking about?
5 00:04:38,528 00:04:40,697 That's for my skin. That's for my skin.
6 00:04:40,831 00:04:44,502 It's got friggin' SPF in it. I'm on the field for hours It's got friggin' SPF in it. I'm on the field for hours
7 00:04:44,667 00:04:46,904 during practice and games. You could you imagine what my skin during practice and games. You could you imagine what my skin
8 00:04:47,038 00:04:49,507 would look like if I didn't take take care of it, baby. would look like if I didn't take take care of it, baby.
9 00:04:49,840 00:04:51,342 It's part of my regimen. It's part of my regimen.
10 00:04:51,876 00:04:54,345 Oh my God, you wore it. Oh my God, you wore it.
11 00:04:56,347 00:05:00,418 Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. Yeah,
12 00:05:00,550 00:05:02,319 I know what my guy likes. I know what my guy likes.
13 00:05:03,087 00:05:05,856 How about I help you out. How about I help you out.
14 00:05:05,990 00:05:07,191 Yes. Yes.
15 00:05:15,232 00:05:16,133 Come here. Come here.
16 00:05:21,038 00:05:23,407 Oh, ok. Oh, ok.
17 00:05:28,711 00:05:29,914 God damnit, Mom! God damnit, Mom!
18 00:05:30,047 00:05:32,450 God, I told you to knock! God, I told you to knock!
19 00:05:32,582 00:05:37,254 If you don't want me barging in, lock your door. If you don't want me barging in, lock your door.
20 00:05:37,388 00:05:39,423 Your door has a lock on it? Your door has a lock on it?
21 00:05:40,491 00:05:45,196 Well. Yeah honey, Rustin and Melanie are downstairs. Well. Yeah honey, Rustin and Melanie are downstairs.
22 00:05:45,329 00:05:46,696 Would you like me to invite them up? Would you like me to invite them up?
23 00:05:46,831 00:05:48,731 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
24 00:05:48,866 00:05:51,836 What's up guys? What's up guys?
25 00:05:53,104 00:05:54,972 Sorry Mrs. Banks. Sorry Mrs. Banks.
26 00:05:56,807 00:05:59,176 Oh shit, you guys were Oh shit, you guys were
27 00:05:59,310 00:06:01,278 playing dress up when your mom walked in. playing dress up when your mom walked in.
28 00:06:01,946 00:06:04,081 Oh and a cheerleader outfit, very nice. Oh and a cheerleader outfit, very nice.
29 00:06:04,215 00:06:06,350 Oh, how'd the audition go? Oh, how'd the audition go?
30 00:06:06,484 00:06:08,953 Can I get you guys anything? Can I get you guys anything?
31 00:06:09,420 00:06:12,456 Bye, Sarah. Bye, Sarah.
32 00:06:12,823 00:06:14,758 Fuck, your mom's hot, dude. Fuck, your mom's hot, dude.
33 00:06:14,892 00:06:16,393 We should get a picture of this. We should get a picture of this.
34 00:06:16,527 00:06:20,297 Ok, alright, and then I want my Ok, alright, and then I want my
35 00:06:20,431 00:06:24,001 chin to look better so just alright and uh Mel if you could chin to look better so just alright and uh Mel if you could
36 00:06:24,135 00:06:25,870 lay across the front of us, you know? lay across the front of us, you know?
37 00:06:26,003 00:06:27,805 Go fuck yourself Rustin. Go fuck yourself Rustin.
38 00:06:27,938 00:06:29,473 You already took 30 pictures before You already took 30 pictures before
39 00:06:29,607 00:06:32,009 we even got up the driveway. I'm trying to be present in my life we even got up the driveway. I'm trying to be present in my life
40 00:06:32,143 00:06:34,411 not document it for a bunch of internet pervs. not document it for a bunch of internet pervs.
41 00:06:34,545 00:06:35,980 I'm sorry about that, babe. I'm sorry about that, babe.
42 00:06:36,113 00:06:36,814 Ready? Ready?
43 00:06:36,947 00:06:38,482 Nice. Nice.
44 00:06:38,616 00:06:41,152 I get it. If my parents lived I get it. If my parents lived
45 00:06:41,285 00:06:43,087 close to campus I'd still be there. close to campus I'd still be there.
46 00:06:43,220 00:06:46,790 It beats the life of crippling debt I'll amount between dorm It beats the life of crippling debt I'll amount between dorm
47 00:06:46,924 00:06:48,759 costs and tuition by the time we graduate. costs and tuition by the time we graduate.
48 00:06:51,295 00:06:54,598 Chelsea posted a pic of the Aggie Press review of Hairspray. Chelsea posted a pic of the Aggie Press review of Hairspray.
49 00:06:54,731 00:06:58,002 Oh, she's a bitch! I was supposed to have that part. Oh, she's a bitch! I was supposed to have that part.
50 00:06:59,837 00:07:01,839 Didn't you like miss the audition? Didn't you like miss the audition?
51 00:07:02,439 00:07:06,210 You know if I can speak as the only working actor here, You know if I can speak as the only working actor here,
52 00:07:06,343 00:07:10,114 60% of great acting is great hair, but 60% of great acting is great hair, but
53 00:07:10,247 00:07:12,783 the other 30% is just showing up on time. the other 30% is just showing up on time.
54 00:07:12,917 00:07:14,218 Working actor? Working actor?
55 00:07:14,351 00:07:18,222 You landed one non-union anti vaping commercial You landed one non-union anti vaping commercial
56 00:07:18,355 00:07:21,325 for a $500 buy out, and now you're a working actor? for a $500 buy out, and now you're a working actor?
57 00:07:23,227 00:07:27,598 It's my life, and my lungs, and it's It's my life, and my lungs, and it's
58 00:07:27,730 00:07:30,968 just not cool. Escape the vape. just not cool. Escape the vape.
59 00:07:31,835 00:07:33,771 Your sister scares me bro. Your sister scares me bro.
60 00:07:33,904 00:07:35,105 You have no idea. You have no idea.
61 00:07:38,842 00:07:40,411 What the fuck. What the fuck.
62 00:07:41,679 00:07:43,847 Ok guys, check this out. This is that haunted corn maze thing in Ok guys, check this out. This is that haunted corn maze thing in
63 00:07:43,981 00:07:45,683 Davis Jamie Solis was telling me about it. Davis Jamie Solis was telling me about it.
64 00:07:45,816 00:07:47,885 Yeah, it's Fright Farm or something. Yeah, it's Fright Farm or something.
65 00:07:48,018 00:07:50,287 We should totally do this! We should totally do this!
66 00:07:51,021 00:07:53,424 I don't know. I don't like the weird people I don't know. I don't like the weird people
67 00:07:53,557 00:07:54,858 touching you and shit. touching you and shit.
68 00:07:54,992 00:07:57,061 Seriously lotion boy? Seriously lotion boy?
69 00:07:57,194 00:07:58,395 What else are we gonna do? What else are we gonna do?
70 00:07:58,529 00:08:00,164 Movie. Movie.
71 00:08:00,297 00:08:03,133 Can we just do something different for a change? Can we just do something different for a change?
72 00:08:04,401 00:08:05,369 Well, what do you mean? Well, what do you mean?
73 00:08:06,370 00:08:08,172 All we do is either have someone buy us beer All we do is either have someone buy us beer
74 00:08:08,305 00:08:10,708 or go somewhere and play drinking games. I mean, come on. or go somewhere and play drinking games. I mean, come on.
75 00:08:10,841 00:08:13,510 Or we go to the movies, or dinner. Or we go to the movies, or dinner.
76 00:08:13,644 00:08:15,279 Ok, well it's a small town, it's Ok, well it's a small town, it's
77 00:08:15,412 00:08:17,248 not my fault we are limited on options. not my fault we are limited on options.
78 00:08:17,381 00:08:20,284 We should totally do this! It's only an hour away! We should totally do this! It's only an hour away!
79 00:08:20,417 00:08:22,519 Rustin wants to, don't you. Rustin wants to, don't you.
80 00:08:23,287 00:08:27,191 No. No I don't think we should. No. No I don't think we should.
81 00:08:28,192 00:08:29,126 Why? Why?
82 00:08:29,260 00:08:31,562 You guys, that place is bad, You guys, that place is bad,
83 00:08:31,695 00:08:35,532 like very bad. like very bad.
84 00:08:40,237 00:08:42,339 People really got killed there. People really got killed there.
85 00:08:42,740 00:08:45,075 Nice try Macbeth! Nice try Macbeth!
86 00:08:45,209 00:08:47,044 See this is why you never get cast. See this is why you never get cast.
87 00:08:47,177 00:08:49,146 Shut up Melanie! You don't know! There's a lot of Shut up Melanie! You don't know! There's a lot of
88 00:08:49,280 00:08:52,149 reasons I never get cast. reasons I never get cast.
89 00:08:52,283 00:08:54,351 It's true. It's true.
90 00:08:55,853 00:08:58,155 Ok so like 15 years ago, Ok so like 15 years ago,
91 00:08:58,289 00:09:02,192 before it was a haunt, this satanic clan broke into one of before it was a haunt, this satanic clan broke into one of
92 00:09:02,326 00:09:04,695 the cornfields and they set up this altar. the cornfields and they set up this altar.
93 00:09:04,828 00:09:06,997 They kidnapped a local virgin girl and They kidnapped a local virgin girl and
94 00:09:07,131 00:09:08,565 offered her up as sacrifice by offered her up as sacrifice by
95 00:09:09,768 00:09:13,370 systematically dissecting her while she was still alive. systematically dissecting her while she was still alive.
96 00:09:13,971 00:09:18,175 By the time the cops got there, the only thing left was this 11 By the time the cops got there, the only thing left was this 11
97 00:09:18,309 00:09:20,444 inch piece on her skin that looked like it had been peeled inch piece on her skin that looked like it had been peeled
98 00:09:20,577 00:09:22,746 off by some kind of potato peeler or something. off by some kind of potato peeler or something.
99 00:09:22,880 00:09:25,983 You are so full of shit. You are so full of shit.
100 00:09:26,116 00:09:28,218 Fuck you. It's true. It was on the news! Fuck you. It's true. It was on the news!
101 00:09:28,352 00:09:30,587 The killer shot a video and everything. Crazy. The killer shot a video and everything. Crazy.
102 00:09:30,721 00:09:32,690 Let me see. Give it. Let me see. Give it.
103 00:09:32,823 00:09:33,724 Ok, here, look. Ok, here, look.
104 00:09:33,857 00:09:34,992 Give it. Give it.
105 00:09:36,026 00:09:38,862 I'll be right there. I'll be right there.
106 00:09:44,635 00:09:46,904 Rustin! God damn it! Rustin! God damn it!
107 00:09:47,037 00:09:50,174 Alright, you little bitches better sack up Alright, you little bitches better sack up
108 00:09:50,307 00:09:51,375 because we are totally doing this. because we are totally doing this.
109 00:09:51,508 00:09:52,476 Whoa, Hey! Whoa, Hey!
110 00:09:52,609 00:09:54,945 Oh if you're scared I totally get it. Oh if you're scared I totally get it.
111 00:09:55,079 00:09:56,680 Shut up Melanie, you know I'm not scared! Shut up Melanie, you know I'm not scared!
112 00:09:56,815 00:09:58,749 I was the only one at Brandon's 10th birthday to I was the only one at Brandon's 10th birthday to
113 00:09:58,882 00:09:59,950 watch all the Nightmare on Elm Streets watch all the Nightmare on Elm Streets
114 00:10:00,084 00:10:01,385 and not even cover my eyes once. and not even cover my eyes once.
115 00:10:03,020 00:10:04,488 Whatever. I am in. Whatever. I am in.
116 00:10:04,621 00:10:06,123 You know, guys please. Let's not be the You know, guys please. Let's not be the
117 00:10:06,256 00:10:07,826 group that all does the "I'm in thing." group that all does the "I'm in thing."
118 00:10:07,958 00:10:10,127 I don't know. I am pretty sure my girlfriend dressed up in this I don't know. I am pretty sure my girlfriend dressed up in this
119 00:10:10,260 00:10:11,362 nice cheerleader outfit to... nice cheerleader outfit to...
120 00:10:11,495 00:10:14,365 you know. I'm pretty sure I'm in. you know. I'm pretty sure I'm in.
121 00:10:18,502 00:10:20,270 Alright, fuck! Fine, you guys want to Alright, fuck! Fine, you guys want to
122 00:10:20,404 00:10:22,406 hang out with a bunch of 10 year olds, we'll go to the corn maze. hang out with a bunch of 10 year olds, we'll go to the corn maze.
123 00:10:22,539 00:10:25,042 Jesus. But we're bringing your flask. Jesus. But we're bringing your flask.
124 00:10:25,175 00:10:26,643 Oh hell yeah we bring my flask. Oh hell yeah we bring my flask.
125 00:10:31,515 00:10:33,617 Not my car. I'm low on gas. Not my car. I'm low on gas.
126 00:10:33,752 00:10:35,052 Yeah, and drinking. Yeah, and drinking.
127 00:10:36,053 00:10:36,788 No, we can take my car, but you have to drive. No, we can take my car, but you have to drive.
128 00:10:37,488 00:10:39,089 What the fuck? What the fuck?
129 00:10:39,223 00:10:40,759 Look Mel, we talked about this. If you want to be a Look Mel, we talked about this. If you want to be a
130 00:10:40,891 00:10:43,360 fucking nerd and not drink with us that's fine, but you're gonna fucking nerd and not drink with us that's fine, but you're gonna
131 00:10:43,494 00:10:44,995 have to drive. It's the right thing to do. have to drive. It's the right thing to do.
132 00:10:45,129 00:10:46,029 Fuck off, Rustin. Fuck off, Rustin.
133 00:10:46,163 00:10:47,297 Oh hey, can we stop by my Oh hey, can we stop by my
134 00:10:47,431 00:10:48,800 house on the way so I can change? house on the way so I can change?
135 00:10:48,932 00:10:50,501 Babe, you know you chose to wear this. Babe, you know you chose to wear this.
136 00:10:50,634 00:10:54,338 Excuse me? You can't expect me to go wearing this. Excuse me? You can't expect me to go wearing this.
137 00:10:56,473 00:10:57,641 Guys, ya know. Guys, ya know.
138 00:10:57,776 00:10:59,778 No. 100% you're gonna wear that. No. 100% you're gonna wear that.
139 00:10:59,910 00:11:00,812 Melanie. Melanie.
140 00:11:01,745 00:11:04,849 I'm sorry, I'm with the guys on this one, I'm sorry, I'm with the guys on this one,
141 00:11:04,982 00:11:06,617 it's way too good to pass up. it's way too good to pass up.
142 00:11:06,751 00:11:07,752 Hey, sack up, right? Hey, sack up, right?
143 00:11:07,886 00:11:10,220 I fucking hate you guys. I fucking hate you guys.
144 00:11:16,059 00:11:18,797 Whoa, since when do you carry a knife? Whoa, since when do you carry a knife?
145 00:11:19,329 00:11:21,398 Ever since the Time's Up Movement started. Ever since the Time's Up Movement started.
146 00:11:21,532 00:11:24,836 If somebody fucks with me, I am feeding them their balls. If somebody fucks with me, I am feeding them their balls.
147 00:11:25,302 00:11:27,438 Jesus dude, why are you always so angry? Jesus dude, why are you always so angry?
148 00:11:27,571 00:11:29,506 Whatever, I think it's bad ass. Whatever, I think it's bad ass.
149 00:11:29,640 00:11:30,574 You're awesome Mel! You're awesome Mel!
150 00:11:30,707 00:11:31,608 Thank you. Thank you.
151 00:11:32,976 00:11:34,111 You guys, let's play a game. You guys, let's play a game.
152 00:11:34,244 00:11:36,146 Oh yeah, how about we play padiddle? Oh yeah, how about we play padiddle?
153 00:11:36,280 00:11:37,748 What is padiddle? What is padiddle?
154 00:11:37,882 00:11:41,018 Padiddle, a game where you see a car, the headlight is Padiddle, a game where you see a car, the headlight is
155 00:11:41,151 00:11:43,320 out, you have to be the first person to go padiddle and if you out, you have to be the first person to go padiddle and if you
156 00:11:43,454 00:11:44,823 are right, everybody in the car are right, everybody in the car
157 00:11:44,955 00:11:46,256 has to take off an article of clothing. has to take off an article of clothing.
158 00:11:46,390 00:11:48,192 Gross, why do all your games end Gross, why do all your games end
159 00:11:48,325 00:11:49,928 with me and my sister getting naked together? with me and my sister getting naked together?
160 00:11:51,495 00:11:54,731 Alright, let's play two lies and a truth. Alright, let's play two lies and a truth.
161 00:11:54,866 00:11:58,202 Guys, let's not do the expositional dialogue thing, ok? Guys, let's not do the expositional dialogue thing, ok?
162 00:11:58,335 00:12:00,437 Let's just you two grope each other in the back seat. Let's just you two grope each other in the back seat.
163 00:12:00,571 00:12:02,973 We'll pretend it doesn't make us very uncomfortable and we'll We'll pretend it doesn't make us very uncomfortable and we'll
164 00:12:03,106 00:12:04,208 listen to music up here and listen to music up here and
165 00:12:05,008 00:12:05,777 we'll just we'll drive. You know? we'll just we'll drive. You know?
166 00:12:05,910 00:12:06,643 Well that's cool. Well that's cool.
167 00:12:06,778 00:12:08,245 Sounds good. Sounds good.
168 00:12:35,974 00:12:37,674 Alright everyone let's settle down and let's get this Alright everyone let's settle down and let's get this
169 00:12:37,809 00:12:40,611 safety meeting over with so we can start our work day. safety meeting over with so we can start our work day.
170 00:12:49,553 00:12:54,324 It's another night, and the season is almost over, It's another night, and the season is almost over,
171 00:12:54,458 00:12:57,094 so we've got to keep our energy levels up so we've got to keep our energy levels up
172 00:12:57,227 00:12:59,329 and not make any lazy mistakes out there. and not make any lazy mistakes out there.
173 00:12:59,463 00:13:02,633 Remember we're a small business. Remember we're a small business.
174 00:13:02,767 00:13:04,434 A family business. A family business.
175 00:13:04,568 00:13:07,538 So we've got to work twice as hard to beat So we've got to work twice as hard to beat
176 00:13:07,671 00:13:11,208 those strip mall pop up haunts that have deep pockets. those strip mall pop up haunts that have deep pockets.
177 00:13:11,341 00:13:12,609 And you know how we beat em? And you know how we beat em?
178 00:13:12,743 00:13:15,512 We beat them with our hearts and our passion. We beat them with our hearts and our passion.
179 00:13:15,646 00:13:19,316 Because we give our customers an amazing experience, Because we give our customers an amazing experience,
180 00:13:19,449 00:13:24,054 and we thrive, thrive on word of mouth. and we thrive, thrive on word of mouth.
181 00:13:26,189 00:13:30,795 Now boys, the guests in the VIP maze, Now boys, the guests in the VIP maze,
182 00:13:31,461 00:13:33,564 they need special attention. they need special attention.
183 00:13:33,697 00:13:37,601 God Damnit Andy get off your fucking phone! God Damnit Andy get off your fucking phone!
184 00:13:41,839 00:13:44,675 As I was saying, if you have any questions just As I was saying, if you have any questions just
185 00:13:44,809 00:13:49,112 ask your sister. And can we just-can we try, for the love of ask your sister. And can we just-can we try, for the love of
186 00:13:49,246 00:13:50,681 God to keep the mess down. God to keep the mess down.
187 00:13:50,815 00:13:52,416 Laundry ain't cheap. Laundry ain't cheap.
188 00:13:52,749 00:13:57,055 We got to keep costs down to keep the doors open, We got to keep costs down to keep the doors open,
189 00:13:57,187 00:13:59,222 to continue your mother's legacy. to continue your mother's legacy.
190 00:13:59,356 00:14:03,226 Oh, and brother Deacon was kind enough Oh, and brother Deacon was kind enough
191 00:14:03,360 00:14:05,195 to bake some peanut butter delights to bake some peanut butter delights
192 00:14:05,329 00:14:07,065 so make sure you grab one on your way out. so make sure you grab one on your way out.
193 00:14:07,197 00:14:08,833 Oh and Deacon, Oh and Deacon,
194 00:14:08,967 00:14:12,804 they are very, very good. they are very, very good.
195 00:14:13,805 00:14:18,042 Ok... Ok...
196 00:14:18,175 00:14:19,710 let's bring it in. let's bring it in.
197 00:14:27,284 00:14:28,953 Sweetie, Sweetie,
198 00:14:30,088 00:14:34,491 I know you're up there looking down upon us, I know you're up there looking down upon us,
199 00:14:34,625 00:14:38,128 so proud of the work we're doing so proud of the work we're doing
200 00:14:39,596 00:14:42,466 and just know that there isn't a and just know that there isn't a
201 00:14:42,599 00:14:45,168 day that goes by that we don't think day that goes by that we don't think
202 00:14:45,302 00:14:46,470 of you and miss you. of you and miss you.
203 00:14:49,073 00:14:51,208 Sweetie, we figured it out. Sweetie, we figured it out.
204 00:14:52,944 00:14:54,711 We finally figured it out We finally figured it out
205 00:14:57,015 00:14:59,249 and everything is and everything is
206 00:14:59,383 00:15:01,284 gonna change for the better. gonna change for the better.
207 00:15:03,021 00:15:05,857 Your boys and little girl Your boys and little girl
208 00:15:07,058 00:15:08,492 have grown up strong. have grown up strong.
209 00:15:09,127 00:15:11,495 Please watch over them Please watch over them
210 00:15:12,195 00:15:14,832 and guide them as they and guide them as they
211 00:15:14,966 00:15:16,266 continue your legacy. continue your legacy.
212 00:15:19,569 00:15:23,440 Just know that we love you and miss you. Just know that we love you and miss you.
213 00:15:27,444 00:15:32,150 Ok. Let's finish this. Ok. Let's finish this.
214 00:15:40,892 00:15:42,693 Don't forget your two for one Don't forget your two for one
215 00:15:42,827 00:15:47,297 combo with any student ID at Fear Farm! combo with any student ID at Fear Farm!
216 00:15:54,271 00:15:57,108 Alright guys, you're not listening. Alright guys, you're not listening.
217 00:15:57,240 00:15:59,409 There's already been a famous Justin. There's already been a famous Justin.
218 00:15:59,543 00:16:01,779 There's already been a famous Dustin There's already been a famous Dustin
219 00:16:01,913 00:16:05,315 which means the world is ready for a famous Rustin. which means the world is ready for a famous Rustin.
220 00:16:05,449 00:16:07,185 Now I'm the most popular Rustin on social media Now I'm the most popular Rustin on social media
221 00:16:07,317 00:16:08,585 by almost 200 people. by almost 200 people.
222 00:16:08,753 00:16:11,254 So when that excellent opportunity meets my So when that excellent opportunity meets my
223 00:16:11,722 00:16:12,790 incredible online preparation, I'm gonna break through to the incredible online preparation, I'm gonna break through to the
224 00:16:13,590 00:16:14,158 big screen and when that happens, big screen and when that happens,
225 00:16:14,892 00:16:15,559 what are you gonna do, dude? what are you gonna do, dude?
226 00:16:16,259 00:16:17,260 Play professional soccer, ok? Play professional soccer, ok?
227 00:16:17,394 00:16:18,528 You don't even look Italian. You don't even look Italian.
228 00:16:18,662 00:16:20,230 Bro you know what? It can happen. Bro you know what? It can happen.
229 00:16:20,363 00:16:21,398 Ok? I believe it. Ok? I believe it.
230 00:16:21,531 00:16:22,733 Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
231 00:16:23,067 00:16:25,268 Dude, all I'm saying is that any day now, they're gonna Dude, all I'm saying is that any day now, they're gonna
232 00:16:25,702 00:16:26,536 find me and they're gonna be like oh my God, it's just what find me and they're gonna be like oh my God, it's just what
233 00:16:26,670 00:16:27,604 we've always wanted, we've always wanted,
234 00:16:28,739 00:16:29,406 another passibly handsome, generic looking white guy. another passibly handsome, generic looking white guy.
235 00:16:29,539 00:16:30,607 This is perfect. This is perfect.
236 00:16:31,708 00:16:32,342 I'm gonna get a big agent and it's gonna be crazy. I'm gonna get a big agent and it's gonna be crazy.
237 00:16:35,378 00:16:37,148 Jesus, man! Jesus, man!
238 00:16:37,782 00:16:41,651 Hey aren't you the "Escape the Vape" guy? Hey aren't you the "Escape the Vape" guy?
239 00:16:41,786 00:16:44,287 Yeah. Yeah.
240 00:16:45,056 00:16:48,025 Yeah, come on let's do this. Pull out your phone. Yeah, come on let's do this. Pull out your phone.
241 00:16:49,392 00:16:50,594 What? What?
242 00:16:50,727 00:16:51,996 Yeah, you want a selfie, right? Yeah, you want a selfie, right?
243 00:16:52,130 00:16:53,497 I'm sorry dude, I don't do autographs. I'm sorry dude, I don't do autographs.
244 00:16:53,630 00:16:54,966 I don't want to make a scene you know. I don't want to make a scene you know.
245 00:16:55,099 00:16:56,000 Nah, I'm good. Nah, I'm good.
246 00:16:57,135 00:16:59,336 I mean I'll do it. We can use my phone if you want. I mean I'll do it. We can use my phone if you want.
247 00:16:59,469 00:17:00,838 Alright Ryan Gosling, let's move on. Alright Ryan Gosling, let's move on.
248 00:17:01,538 00:17:03,607 You really think I look like Ryan Gosling? You really think I look like Ryan Gosling?
249 00:17:03,740 00:17:05,076 I've been doing something with my hair. I've been doing something with my hair.
250 00:17:05,209 00:17:06,343 Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
251 00:17:08,645 00:17:10,447 I've gotta hit it real quick before we go. I've gotta hit it real quick before we go.
252 00:17:10,580 00:17:12,116 I've gotta piss like a race horse. I've gotta piss like a race horse.
253 00:17:12,250 00:17:14,152 Gross, dude. The only thing I'm actually scared of here are Gross, dude. The only thing I'm actually scared of here are
254 00:17:14,284 00:17:15,552 those fucking porta potties. those fucking porta potties.
255 00:17:15,853 00:17:17,487 You know Becky Snyder got crabs from one of those. You know Becky Snyder got crabs from one of those.
256 00:17:17,755 00:17:19,356 Didn't you give Becky crabs? Didn't you give Becky crabs?
257 00:17:19,489 00:17:22,260 HA HA. No, she gave me crabs. So- HA HA. No, she gave me crabs. So-
258 00:17:22,392 00:17:24,028 Ew. Fuck Rustin, you have crabs? Ew. Fuck Rustin, you have crabs?
259 00:17:24,162 00:17:26,663 1 in 2 Americans are gonna get an STD in their life. 1 in 2 Americans are gonna get an STD in their life.
260 00:17:26,798 00:17:28,766 80% of those are gonna get it in college. 80% of those are gonna get it in college.
261 00:17:28,900 00:17:31,002 As someone who's almost completed an entire semester of As someone who's almost completed an entire semester of
262 00:17:31,135 00:17:34,172 college 4 times, I'm still well below the average 3. college 4 times, I'm still well below the average 3.
263 00:17:34,304 00:17:37,340 And yet I am still taking a piss dude, so let's go. And yet I am still taking a piss dude, so let's go.
264 00:17:37,474 00:17:38,408 Ah, me too. Ah, me too.
265 00:17:38,542 00:17:39,777 What? You literally just said-- What? You literally just said--
266 00:17:40,111 00:17:41,913 Yeah dude, you can't get crabs if you don't have pubes. Yeah dude, you can't get crabs if you don't have pubes.
267 00:17:42,046 00:17:43,915 Have fun. Have fun.
268 00:17:44,048 00:17:45,582 Hey I thought you gave Becky crabs. Hey I thought you gave Becky crabs.
269 00:17:45,715 00:17:47,952 God no. My ex McKenna did. God no. My ex McKenna did.
270 00:18:01,999 00:18:04,334 So I read online we gotta go to the south So I read online we gotta go to the south
271 00:18:04,467 00:18:05,870 entrance to sign up for the maze. entrance to sign up for the maze.
272 00:18:07,171 00:18:08,239 Alright then. Let's stop fucking around here and do this thing. Alright then. Let's stop fucking around here and do this thing.
273 00:18:08,371 00:18:09,273 I'll text the boys. I'll text the boys.
274 00:18:09,406 00:18:11,541 Ok. Ok.
275 00:18:13,510 00:18:15,913 That looks almost too good to be here. That looks almost too good to be here.
276 00:18:16,047 00:18:16,914 What? What?
277 00:18:17,048 00:18:18,015 That scarecrow. That scarecrow.
278 00:18:18,816 00:18:20,284 Dude, there's nothing there. Dude, there's nothing there.
279 00:18:23,187 00:18:26,456 I swear there was a creepy ass scarecrow there. I swear there was a creepy ass scarecrow there.
280 00:18:26,590 00:18:27,959 Isn't that kinda the point of this place? Isn't that kinda the point of this place?
281 00:18:28,092 00:18:29,060 Yeah. Yeah.
282 00:18:30,527 00:18:35,333 I've got spirit, yes I do! I've got spirit, how about you? I've got spirit, yes I do! I've got spirit, how about you?
283 00:18:35,465 00:18:38,236 You look like a shitty porn star! You look like a shitty porn star!
284 00:18:39,270 00:18:42,840 I'm gonna fucking kill Rustin for spreading that rumor. I'm gonna fucking kill Rustin for spreading that rumor.
285 00:18:42,974 00:18:44,342 Fucking- Fucking-
286 00:18:44,474 00:18:45,776 I think you look hot. I think you look hot.
287 00:18:53,550 00:18:55,186 Oh Jesus! Fuck! Oh Jesus! Fuck!
288 00:18:57,054 00:18:58,155 Jesus. Jesus.
289 00:18:59,257 00:19:02,093 Occupied means occupied! Dickfer! Occupied means occupied! Dickfer!
290 00:19:04,161 00:19:05,395 That was awesome. That was awesome.
291 00:19:05,528 00:19:07,430 Dude I got piss on me. Dude I got piss on me.
292 00:19:07,564 00:19:08,799 Yeah I know it was a good prank. Yeah I know it was a good prank.
293 00:19:08,933 00:19:10,667 Did you hear he called you Dickfer? Did you hear he called you Dickfer?
294 00:19:10,801 00:19:12,469 What's a Dickfer? What's a Dickfer?
295 00:19:12,602 00:19:13,971 From what I hear, From what I hear,
296 00:19:14,105 00:19:16,573 yours is for well lubricated masturbation. yours is for well lubricated masturbation.
297 00:19:17,241 00:19:20,477 Girls are at the south gate. Girls are at the south gate.
298 00:19:33,057 00:19:35,793 Welcome to Fear Pharm. Welcome to Fear Pharm.
299 00:19:35,927 00:19:38,628 For your safety and that of others, For your safety and that of others,
300 00:19:38,763 00:19:42,432 we ask you to abide by a few simple rules. we ask you to abide by a few simple rules.
301 00:19:42,565 00:19:46,670 First of all please turn in all of your cell phones before First of all please turn in all of your cell phones before
302 00:19:46,804 00:19:48,272 entering the maze. Don't worry. entering the maze. Don't worry.
303 00:19:48,406 00:19:49,840 You'll get them back. You'll get them back.
304 00:19:50,440 00:19:55,413 Also, each guest will be stamped for your own safety. Also, each guest will be stamped for your own safety.
305 00:19:56,013 00:19:58,916 Our maze is over 100 acres long. Our maze is over 100 acres long.
306 00:19:59,616 00:20:01,718 You don't want to get lost in there. You don't want to get lost in there.
307 00:20:08,692 00:20:11,561 Thank you. Thank you.
308 00:20:18,302 00:20:19,502 Is everything okay? Is everything okay?
309 00:20:35,119 00:20:37,721 Yeah I don't blame you. Yeah I don't blame you.
310 00:20:53,570 00:20:56,007 What's going on? Is everything alright? What's going on? Is everything alright?
311 00:20:56,140 00:20:58,342 Is there something wrong with my stamp? Is there something wrong with my stamp?
312 00:20:58,476 00:21:00,878 Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
313 00:21:01,012 00:21:02,746 Do you know what this stamp means? Do you know what this stamp means?
314 00:21:02,880 00:21:05,249 No. What does it mean? No. What does it mean?
315 00:21:05,383 00:21:08,119 It means that you're the 10,000th visitor to It means that you're the 10,000th visitor to
316 00:21:08,252 00:21:09,253 our maze this season. our maze this season.
317 00:21:09,387 00:21:12,323 Sweet. So then what? Sweet. So then what?
318 00:21:12,456 00:21:16,526 It means that you get to visit our VIP maze experience. It means that you get to visit our VIP maze experience.
319 00:21:25,469 00:21:27,004 What do you say Bobby? What do you say Bobby?
320 00:21:33,277 00:21:37,148 So, which one of you is the lucky winner? So, which one of you is the lucky winner?
321 00:21:37,281 00:21:39,716 Uh, that's me. I guess. Uh, that's me. I guess.
322 00:21:39,850 00:21:42,420 Well congratulations... Well congratulations...
323 00:21:42,552 00:21:43,421 Melanie. Melanie.
324 00:21:43,553 00:21:45,890 Melanie, Melanie... Melanie, Melanie...
325 00:21:46,023 00:21:47,124 Brandon. Brandon.
326 00:21:47,258 00:21:48,492 Wendy. Wendy.
327 00:21:48,625 00:21:49,692 Rustin. Rustin.
328 00:21:49,827 00:21:54,398 Melanie, Brandon, Wendy, Rustin. Melanie, Brandon, Wendy, Rustin.
329 00:21:54,532 00:21:55,399 Yeah. Yeah.
330 00:21:55,533 00:21:56,566 Great name. Great name.
331 00:21:56,699 00:21:57,600 Thank you. Thank you.
332 00:21:57,734 00:21:59,036 Well I'm Herschel, Well I'm Herschel,
333 00:22:00,271 00:22:02,073 Herschel Walker, and I just so happen to own this place. Herschel Walker, and I just so happen to own this place.
334 00:22:02,206 00:22:03,107 Very cool. Very cool.
335 00:22:03,908 00:22:05,910 Thank you, and Melanie here just Thank you, and Melanie here just
336 00:22:06,043 00:22:09,413 so happens to be our 10,000th customer this season. so happens to be our 10,000th customer this season.
337 00:22:09,547 00:22:11,015 That is what they tell me. That is what they tell me.
338 00:22:11,849 00:22:13,417 So what does it mean? So what does it mean?
339 00:22:13,551 00:22:16,420 Like we get a couple t-shirts, a free t-shirt or something? Like we get a couple t-shirts, a free t-shirt or something?
340 00:22:16,554 00:22:18,122 Hey, what's the VIP maze? Hey, what's the VIP maze?
341 00:22:21,792 00:22:25,930 Well, looks like somebody spoiled the surprise. Well, looks like somebody spoiled the surprise.
342 00:22:26,063 00:22:29,934 Sorry. I just-I get so excited. Sorry. I just-I get so excited.
343 00:22:33,636 00:22:35,372 I completely understand. I completely understand.
344 00:22:37,408 00:22:38,876 The VIP maze The VIP maze
345 00:22:39,009 00:22:42,679 happens maybe once a year. happens maybe once a year.
346 00:22:43,881 00:22:45,916 You know, we're a small family business. You know, we're a small family business.
347 00:22:46,050 00:22:49,520 So sometimes we don't even get 10,000 visitors. So sometimes we don't even get 10,000 visitors.
348 00:22:49,652 00:22:51,822 Heck sometimes we build the VIP maze and nobody Heck sometimes we build the VIP maze and nobody
349 00:22:51,956 00:22:53,357 is there to experience it. is there to experience it.
350 00:22:53,491 00:22:56,160 So the VIP maze is different than the normal one? So the VIP maze is different than the normal one?
351 00:22:56,693 00:23:00,264 Oh yeah, yes it is. Oh yeah, yes it is.
352 00:23:01,532 00:23:05,402 Melanie, how would you and your friends like Melanie, how would you and your friends like
353 00:23:05,536 00:23:08,205 to experience the VIP maze? to experience the VIP maze?
354 00:23:08,339 00:23:10,574 Now I'll tell you what. Now I'll tell you what.
355 00:23:10,707 00:23:12,977 You finish in under two hours, You finish in under two hours,
356 00:23:13,743 00:23:15,980 you'll win $5000. you'll win $5000.
357 00:23:16,113 00:23:20,985 Fuck me. I mean $5000? Fuck me. I mean $5000?
358 00:23:21,118 00:23:21,785 Uh huh. Uh huh.
359 00:23:21,919 00:23:23,821 $5,000 dollars, dollars? $5,000 dollars, dollars?
360 00:23:23,954 00:23:25,422 Like not pumpkin money or something? Like not pumpkin money or something?
361 00:23:25,556 00:23:27,391 Yes sir. Yes sir.
362 00:23:27,525 00:23:29,493 You know what? It's coming to the end of the season You know what? It's coming to the end of the season
363 00:23:29,627 00:23:30,594 I'll do you one better. I'll do you one better.
364 00:23:31,661 00:23:33,297 You finish in under one hour and I'll double it. You finish in under one hour and I'll double it.
365 00:23:34,598 00:23:37,067 $10,000? Seriously? $10,000? Seriously?
366 00:23:37,201 00:23:41,305 Yes. Uh huh. What do you say Melanie? Yes. Uh huh. What do you say Melanie?
367 00:23:44,408 00:23:46,076 Well don't look at me. Well don't look at me.
368 00:23:46,210 00:23:47,144 You know I'm in. You know I'm in.
369 00:23:47,278 00:23:49,180 There's no doubt about that, no. There's no doubt about that, no.
370 00:23:49,313 00:23:49,980 I'm in. I'm in.
371 00:23:50,114 00:23:50,981 Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in. Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in.
372 00:23:51,115 00:23:52,383 I guess we are all in. I guess we are all in.
373 00:23:52,516 00:23:53,751 Fantastic! Fantastic!
374 00:23:53,884 00:23:55,419 Let's go for a ride! Let's go for a ride!
375 00:23:56,554 00:23:57,988 Come on, strap in. Come on, strap in.
376 00:23:58,122 00:23:59,722 Safety first, people. Safety first, people.
377 00:24:17,675 00:24:20,110 Hang on! Hang on!
378 00:24:22,046 00:24:24,515 Saving Private Ryan! Saving Private Ryan!
379 00:24:24,648 00:24:26,083 I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!
380 00:24:32,289 00:24:34,091 Alright. Alright.
381 00:24:34,225 00:24:37,661 Ok. Are you guys out of your fucking minds? Ok. Are you guys out of your fucking minds?
382 00:24:37,795 00:24:39,096 We're all gonna die out here. We're all gonna die out here.
383 00:24:50,608 00:24:53,043 Hey! It looks like we've got ourselves a road block. Hey! It looks like we've got ourselves a road block.
384 00:24:53,177 00:24:55,212 I'm gonna need your help on this one. I'm gonna need your help on this one.
385 00:24:55,346 00:24:57,548 Man those guns. Man those guns.
386 00:25:00,651 00:25:02,486 Come on guys, nut up! Come on guys, nut up!
387 00:25:07,858 00:25:10,027 Hey, hey! five bucks for every dick shot. Hey, hey! five bucks for every dick shot.
388 00:25:10,894 00:25:14,031 This must be how Mariah Carey feels every day! This must be how Mariah Carey feels every day!
389 00:25:20,237 00:25:21,138 See ya! See ya!
390 00:25:21,605 00:25:26,243 Stop with the dick shots! Stop with the dick shots!
391 00:25:28,112 00:25:30,281 Oh my God. I almost feel bad. Oh my God. I almost feel bad.
392 00:25:30,414 00:25:31,782 I don't. I don't.
393 00:25:38,489 00:25:40,858 Fuck yeah, dude! Fuck yeah, dude!
394 00:25:41,825 00:25:43,827 Fuck you! Fuck you!
395 00:25:43,961 00:25:46,096 Thank you. Thank you.
396 00:25:52,636 00:25:54,773 So which one of these is the VIP maze? So which one of these is the VIP maze?
397 00:25:55,539 00:25:57,975 Now you don't think I was gonna make it that easy, do you? Now you don't think I was gonna make it that easy, do you?
398 00:25:58,108 00:26:00,311 Wait, there's more than one option? Wait, there's more than one option?
399 00:26:00,444 00:26:01,679 Actually five. Actually five.
400 00:26:01,812 00:26:05,049 Now they all go down and end up at the end of the maze, Now they all go down and end up at the end of the maze,
401 00:26:05,182 00:26:07,151 just some take longer than others. just some take longer than others.
402 00:26:07,284 00:26:09,754 Do some take longer than 2 hours? Do some take longer than 2 hours?
403 00:26:09,887 00:26:12,389 Why yes Rustin, you are catching on. Why yes Rustin, you are catching on.
404 00:26:12,523 00:26:16,795 Ok so we all get a path and if we're bad on Ok so we all get a path and if we're bad on
405 00:26:16,927 00:26:19,463 the path and it doesn't work out, we don't get the money. the path and it doesn't work out, we don't get the money.
406 00:26:19,596 00:26:20,799 Right, again. Right, again.
407 00:26:20,931 00:26:21,899 Ok. Ok.
408 00:26:22,032 00:26:23,634 Can we split up? Can we split up?
409 00:26:23,768 00:26:24,835 Wait, what? Wait, what?
410 00:26:25,436 00:26:27,037 Well there's 5 paths and four of us. Well there's 5 paths and four of us.
411 00:26:27,171 00:26:28,906 If we split up we have a way better chance of winning. If we split up we have a way better chance of winning.
412 00:26:29,039 00:26:31,542 Well I just see the wheels a' turning. Well I just see the wheels a' turning.
413 00:26:31,675 00:26:34,645 Yes you can split up. Yes you can split up.
414 00:26:34,779 00:26:36,246 Now, you are not required to. Now, you are not required to.
415 00:26:36,380 00:26:38,716 You can all go on one path, or You can all go on one path, or
416 00:26:38,849 00:26:43,554 you go your separate ways, increase your chances. you go your separate ways, increase your chances.
417 00:26:44,756 00:26:47,826 If we all get there in under two hours do we all get $10,000? If we all get there in under two hours do we all get $10,000?
418 00:26:47,958 00:26:49,159 Nice try. Nice try.
419 00:26:49,293 00:26:50,795 Guys I don't want to split up. Guys I don't want to split up.
420 00:26:50,928 00:26:52,229 Well you can go with me, baby. Well you can go with me, baby.
421 00:26:52,363 00:26:54,131 Yeah we can all go together. Yeah we can all go together.
422 00:26:54,264 00:26:55,834 We'll just pick one path and stick with it. We'll just pick one path and stick with it.
423 00:26:55,966 00:26:57,234 Come on guys, are you serious? Come on guys, are you serious?
424 00:26:57,368 00:26:59,838 Statistically if we split up we Statistically if we split up we
425 00:26:59,970 00:27:01,605 have a way better chance of winning. have a way better chance of winning.
426 00:27:02,573 00:27:04,508 Mel makes a good point though. Mel makes a good point though.
427 00:27:05,008 00:27:07,077 Hey, do people ever get lost out here? Hey, do people ever get lost out here?
428 00:27:07,611 00:27:09,313 Lost? Lost?
429 00:27:09,880 00:27:12,983 Son it's a corn maze. Son it's a corn maze.
430 00:27:13,117 00:27:17,254 Getting lost is kinda the point. Getting lost is kinda the point.
431 00:27:19,323 00:27:21,458 And what about the satanic cult? And what about the satanic cult?
432 00:27:21,592 00:27:22,794 Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.
433 00:27:22,926 00:27:23,927 The what? The what?
434 00:27:24,061 00:27:25,896 10 years ago a virgin girl was 10 years ago a virgin girl was
435 00:27:26,029 00:27:27,664 sacrificed out here by a satanic cult. sacrificed out here by a satanic cult.
436 00:27:27,799 00:27:28,767 It was on the news. It was on the news.
437 00:27:28,899 00:27:30,200 Virgin sacrifice. Virgin sacrifice.
438 00:27:31,201 00:27:33,437 Son, the average age of the corn maze is 10. Son, the average age of the corn maze is 10.
439 00:27:33,570 00:27:37,674 Heck, a 12 year old girl won the $5000 in the VIP Heck, a 12 year old girl won the $5000 in the VIP
440 00:27:37,809 00:27:38,942 maze just last season. maze just last season.
441 00:27:39,076 00:27:41,145 Now as much as I love the mystic Now as much as I love the mystic
442 00:27:41,278 00:27:43,614 and the urban legends that help keep my doors open, and the urban legends that help keep my doors open,
443 00:27:45,215 00:27:48,652 in all honesty we're just a fun, family corn maze. in all honesty we're just a fun, family corn maze.
444 00:27:48,787 00:27:50,421 So what do you guys want to do? So what do you guys want to do?
445 00:27:52,322 00:27:55,025 You know, we don't have to do this, guys. You know, we don't have to do this, guys.
446 00:27:55,459 00:27:57,796 No, we'll just hop back in the truck, go No, we'll just hop back in the truck, go
447 00:27:57,928 00:27:58,897 back to the main gate and you back to the main gate and you
448 00:27:59,864 00:28:01,398 guys can enjoy the normal maze if you want. guys can enjoy the normal maze if you want.
449 00:28:01,532 00:28:04,168 Come on, seriously you guys. Have some balls. Come on, seriously you guys. Have some balls.
450 00:28:04,301 00:28:05,702 Yeah no, Mel's right. Yeah no, Mel's right.
451 00:28:05,837 00:28:08,238 We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason. We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason.
452 00:28:08,372 00:28:11,041 I mean it's a child's corn maze, what could happen? I mean it's a child's corn maze, what could happen?
453 00:28:11,175 00:28:13,143 Yeah, little kids do this shit. Yeah, little kids do this shit.
454 00:28:13,277 00:28:14,813 Yeah, we'll each pick a different path Yeah, we'll each pick a different path
455 00:28:14,945 00:28:17,247 and we'll just run for the money. Make a quick cash grab. and we'll just run for the money. Make a quick cash grab.
456 00:28:17,916 00:28:20,984 Ok, ok, but I want you to enjoy the experience. Ok, ok, but I want you to enjoy the experience.
457 00:28:21,351 00:28:23,788 Now I pay a lot of people to dress up to scare you guys. Now I pay a lot of people to dress up to scare you guys.
458 00:28:23,922 00:28:27,624 It'd be kind of a waste just to run through the corn maze. It'd be kind of a waste just to run through the corn maze.
459 00:28:27,759 00:28:29,928 Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful
460 00:28:30,060 00:28:31,728 man but a stupid child. man but a stupid child.
461 00:28:31,863 00:28:35,065 I love you, but we come from very Republican parents. I love you, but we come from very Republican parents.
462 00:28:35,199 00:28:37,334 We're all about the Benjamin's. We're all about the Benjamin's.
463 00:28:37,468 00:28:38,535 Ah, I see. Ah, I see.
464 00:28:38,669 00:28:41,338 Ok well, I want you guys to have a good time Ok well, I want you guys to have a good time
465 00:28:41,472 00:28:45,008 alright, not focus on these Benjamin's, alright. alright, not focus on these Benjamin's, alright.
466 00:28:45,142 00:28:47,211 I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm gonna do you a favor.
467 00:28:49,881 00:28:51,916 Don't take the middle path. Don't take the middle path.
468 00:28:52,049 00:28:53,617 Why would that be, Herschel. Why would that be, Herschel.
469 00:28:53,751 00:28:56,687 Has it got a little trick or a rig in there or what? Has it got a little trick or a rig in there or what?
470 00:28:56,821 00:28:58,088 It's not a trick. It's not a trick.
471 00:28:58,222 00:28:59,723 People on average take the middle path. People on average take the middle path.
472 00:28:59,858 00:29:01,458 That's why I made it the longest for that very reason. That's why I made it the longest for that very reason.
473 00:29:01,592 00:29:05,562 Look. Four people, four paths. Look. Four people, four paths.
474 00:29:05,696 00:29:07,097 Problem solved. Problem solved.
475 00:29:07,866 00:29:11,001 Fuck it, let's do it! Fuck it, let's do it!
476 00:29:11,535 00:29:12,536 Fuck yeah, dude! Fuck yeah, dude!
477 00:29:13,570 00:29:16,340 You guys are sure. This is what we want to do? You guys are sure. This is what we want to do?
478 00:29:16,473 00:29:17,441 Yeah. Yeah.
479 00:29:18,675 00:29:20,544 Rustin, didn't I just tell you about the 12 year old girl? Rustin, didn't I just tell you about the 12 year old girl?
480 00:29:20,677 00:29:21,880 Yeah. Yeah.
481 00:29:23,080 00:29:25,082 Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare on Elm Street before you." Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare on Elm Street before you."
482 00:29:25,215 00:29:26,583 Stop being such a pussy. Stop being such a pussy.
483 00:29:26,717 00:29:29,019 Fuck you, Melanie! I'm just asking him some questions. Fuck you, Melanie! I'm just asking him some questions.
484 00:29:29,152 00:29:30,554 God, you always do this! God, you always do this!
485 00:29:30,687 00:29:32,122 This is why mom and dad don't love you as much. This is why mom and dad don't love you as much.
486 00:29:32,256 00:29:33,190 Oh, that's funny? Oh, that's funny?
487 00:29:33,323 00:29:34,391 Well you know what? Well you know what?
488 00:29:34,525 00:29:35,459 I'm gonna get there first I'm gonna get there first
489 00:29:35,592 00:29:36,995 and when I win the $10,000, and when I win the $10,000,
490 00:29:37,461 00:29:39,429 we'll see who's laughing when me and Herschel are fucking models we'll see who's laughing when me and Herschel are fucking models
491 00:29:39,563 00:29:40,664 in my G7. in my G7.
492 00:29:40,798 00:29:42,232 Stay gold, Pony Boy. Stay gold, Pony Boy.
493 00:29:42,366 00:29:44,903 You wouldn't be able to afford that with $10,000. You wouldn't be able to afford that with $10,000.
494 00:29:45,035 00:29:47,538 Alright, I guess this is it. Alright, I guess this is it.
495 00:29:47,671 00:29:49,007 Have fun. Have fun.
496 00:29:49,139 00:29:50,107 You too, babe. You too, babe.
497 00:29:50,240 00:29:51,108 See you in a couple hours, ok? See you in a couple hours, ok?
498 00:29:51,241 00:29:52,442 Alright. Ok. Alright. Ok.
499 00:29:53,978 00:29:55,712 Hey thank you, alright? Hey thank you, alright?
500 00:29:56,647 00:29:58,783 I'm taking the path on the right! I'm taking the path on the right!
501 00:30:35,319 00:30:37,154 Alright boys and girls. Alright boys and girls.
502 00:30:37,287 00:30:38,589 Let's be safe out there. Let's be safe out there.
503 00:30:39,356 00:30:43,795 And remember, preservation is key. And remember, preservation is key.
504 00:31:55,967 00:31:59,569 I did not crush that audition this morning. I did not crush that audition this morning.
505 00:32:44,347 00:32:47,217 I'm from Ohio. I'm from Ohio.
506 00:32:48,086 00:32:49,921 Cool. Cool.
507 00:32:54,826 00:32:56,994 Brandon takes possession of the ball. Brandon takes possession of the ball.
508 00:32:57,128 00:33:00,898 Nobody can stop him and it's a goal and the crowd goes wild. Nobody can stop him and it's a goal and the crowd goes wild.
509 00:33:01,032 00:33:02,967 Wild. Wild. He wins. Wild. Wild. He wins.
510 00:33:43,775 00:33:44,976 Give me an "L"! Give me an "L"!
511 00:33:45,109 00:33:46,443 Give me an "O"! Give me an "O"!
512 00:33:46,576 00:33:47,544 Give me an "S"! Give me an "S"!
513 00:33:47,677 00:33:48,645 Give me an "E"! Give me an "E"!
514 00:33:48,780 00:33:49,679 Give me an "R"! Give me an "R"!
515 00:33:51,581 00:33:51,883 Loser. Loser.
516 00:33:53,117 00:33:54,819 Loser. Loser.
517 00:33:54,952 00:33:56,988 Loser. Loser.
518 00:33:57,121 00:33:58,956 Wow. Hilarious. Wow. Hilarious.
519 00:33:59,523 00:34:01,558 Loser. Loser.
520 00:34:40,430 00:34:44,334 Ok... Ok...
521 00:34:47,470 00:34:49,639 Fuck me! Fuck me!
522 00:34:51,142 00:34:55,179 You got me, man. I don't scare easy and you fucking got me. You got me, man. I don't scare easy and you fucking got me.
523 00:34:55,847 00:34:58,682 You are a big motherfucker. You are a big motherfucker.
524 00:34:58,816 00:35:00,117 Dude, what are you doing out here? Dude, what are you doing out here?
525 00:35:00,251 00:35:01,786 You should be in movies. You should be in movies.
526 00:35:01,919 00:35:04,755 Who's your agent, man? Stella? Who's your agent, man? Stella?
527 00:35:05,256 00:35:06,891 You with ADA on the east side? You with ADA on the east side?
528 00:35:08,826 00:35:11,628 Nothing? You can't just drop character like that. Nothing? You can't just drop character like that.
529 00:35:11,762 00:35:13,197 You had the great scare, the great entrance. You had the great scare, the great entrance.
530 00:35:14,431 00:35:15,565 You're fucking spooky and then you're just gonna drop it? You're fucking spooky and then you're just gonna drop it?
531 00:35:16,733 00:35:19,703 Alright look buddy, let me uh give you a little advice. Alright look buddy, let me uh give you a little advice.
532 00:35:19,837 00:35:24,507 Ok, I've done a little acting myself and this is basic stuff, Ok, I've done a little acting myself and this is basic stuff,
533 00:35:24,641 00:35:26,010 real simple. It's Meisner, ok? real simple. It's Meisner, ok?
534 00:35:26,143 00:35:29,746 You gotta invent the memory, alright? You gotta invent the memory, alright?
535 00:35:29,881 00:35:32,549 Now I know in real life you're probably this average Joe. Now I know in real life you're probably this average Joe.
536 00:35:32,682 00:35:34,551 You know you spend a lot of time You know you spend a lot of time
537 00:35:34,684 00:35:36,254 fucking around in a corn maze. fucking around in a corn maze.
538 00:35:36,386 00:35:37,889 Don't get laid enough. Don't get laid enough.
539 00:35:38,022 00:35:40,390 Whatever. Whatever. Whatever your life is use that ok? Whatever. Whatever. Whatever your life is use that ok?
540 00:35:40,523 00:35:42,193 But when you put on that mask alright? But when you put on that mask alright?
541 00:35:42,326 00:35:46,596 You've got to know that you are a psychotic murderer You've got to know that you are a psychotic murderer
542 00:35:46,730 00:35:47,798 capable of anything. capable of anything.
543 00:35:47,932 00:35:49,033 Alright it's um- Alright it's um-
544 00:35:49,399 00:35:51,601 There's a quote from one of my favorite actors right, There's a quote from one of my favorite actors right,
545 00:35:51,735 00:35:52,870 Freddie Prinze Jr. Freddie Prinze Jr.
546 00:35:53,004 00:35:54,772 He always says, acting is living He always says, acting is living
547 00:35:54,906 00:35:57,574 truthfully under imaginary circumstances. truthfully under imaginary circumstances.
548 00:35:57,707 00:35:58,876 I think that's very true. I think that's very true.
549 00:36:00,011 00:36:01,444 Dude I'm giving you gold here. Dude I'm giving you gold here.
550 00:36:01,578 00:36:02,914 You should be writing this down. You should be writing this down.
551 00:36:04,782 00:36:06,884 Alright well good luck man, Jesus. Alright well good luck man, Jesus.
552 00:36:07,018 00:36:09,320 Fuck you too. I'm trying to help a guy out. Fuck you too. I'm trying to help a guy out.
553 00:36:09,452 00:36:11,521 Fucking asshole. Fucking asshole.
554 00:36:51,329 00:36:53,798 Ok. Ok.
555 00:36:58,035 00:36:59,937 Nice try, dude. Nice try, dude.
556 00:37:19,123 00:37:21,192 Fuck. Fuck.
557 00:37:25,528 00:37:28,531 Wendy! Wendy!
558 00:37:32,103 00:37:34,138 Brandon? Brandon?
559 00:37:37,074 00:37:39,844 Rustin? Rustin?
560 00:38:31,661 00:38:33,563 Hey there, big boy. Hey there, big boy.
561 00:38:33,696 00:38:37,935 Well, aren't you handsome? Well, aren't you handsome?
562 00:38:38,601 00:38:39,970 You too. You too.
563 00:38:41,105 00:38:43,340 Think you could give me a little pointer on how to get Think you could give me a little pointer on how to get
564 00:38:43,474 00:38:44,475 out of these parts? out of these parts?
565 00:38:45,543 00:38:47,044 Oh, sweetie we're not allowed to tell you that. Oh, sweetie we're not allowed to tell you that.
566 00:38:47,178 00:38:49,313 That's right, right, right. $10,000 I get it. That's right, right, right. $10,000 I get it.
567 00:38:49,447 00:38:53,317 But, maybe there's something else I can help you with. But, maybe there's something else I can help you with.
568 00:38:54,051 00:38:56,686 I'm sorry. I'm not following you. I'm sorry. I'm not following you.
569 00:38:57,388 00:38:59,123 We're all alone out here. We're all alone out here.
570 00:38:59,890 00:39:02,126 Maybe, have a little fun. Maybe, have a little fun.
571 00:39:02,259 00:39:04,694 Our little secret. Our little secret.
572 00:39:05,728 00:39:08,999 Ah, um yeah it's just, Ah, um yeah it's just,
573 00:39:09,133 00:39:12,669 I'm with someone. You know? I'm with someone. You know?
574 00:39:12,803 00:39:15,439 Oh, that's too bad. Oh, that's too bad.
575 00:39:16,173 00:39:20,277 What if I let you tie me up and do What if I let you tie me up and do
576 00:39:20,411 00:39:23,147 whatever you want to me. whatever you want to me.
577 00:39:23,280 00:39:26,649 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
578 00:39:26,784 00:39:29,086 It's-that sounds like a friggin' It's-that sounds like a friggin'
579 00:39:29,220 00:39:32,189 awesome idea 'cause you are like fire you know? awesome idea 'cause you are like fire you know?
580 00:39:32,323 00:39:33,991 Now I'm gonna kill myself for saying this. Now I'm gonna kill myself for saying this.
581 00:39:34,125 00:39:35,593 I just-I got to pass you know? I just-I got to pass you know?
582 00:39:35,725 00:39:38,295 I got to be loyal. Just damn, you know? I got to be loyal. Just damn, you know?
583 00:39:39,029 00:39:43,234 Well I don't know could you at least run or something then? Well I don't know could you at least run or something then?
584 00:39:43,901 00:39:46,103 I really need the exercise. I really need the exercise.
585 00:39:46,237 00:39:47,171 What? What?
586 00:39:48,005 00:39:48,939 And I really like it when they run. And I really like it when they run.
587 00:39:49,073 00:39:50,107 What? What?
588 00:39:51,442 00:39:53,944 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!
589 00:39:54,078 00:39:55,946 You just fucking cut me. You just fucking cut me.
590 00:39:56,080 00:39:58,182 Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck! Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck!
591 00:39:59,984 00:40:01,952 You know what? You know what?
592 00:40:02,786 00:40:04,989 I like you. I like you.
593 00:40:05,556 00:40:07,424 I'm gonna give you a head start. I'm gonna give you a head start.
594 00:40:08,292 00:40:10,727 Ready? Ok. Ready? Ok.
595 00:40:10,861 00:40:13,430 1 one thousand. 1 one thousand.
596 00:40:13,564 00:40:14,731 2 one thousand. 2 one thousand.
597 00:40:14,865 00:40:16,267 3 one thousand. 3 one thousand.
598 00:40:16,400 00:40:17,401 4 one thousand. 4 one thousand.
599 00:40:17,535 00:40:19,003 Fuck this, man. Fuck. Fuck this, man. Fuck.
600 00:40:19,403 00:40:20,471 6 one thousand. 6 one thousand.
601 00:40:20,604 00:40:22,072 7 one thousand. 7 one thousand.
602 00:40:22,206 00:40:23,073 8 one thousand. 8 one thousand.
603 00:40:23,207 00:40:24,707 9 one thousand. 9 one thousand.
604 00:40:35,586 00:40:38,289 Ready or not, here I come! Ready or not, here I come!
605 00:40:47,898 00:40:52,136 Whoa. They really stepped their game up. Whoa. They really stepped their game up.
606 00:40:56,106 00:40:58,342 It's ok, they're just trying to scare you. It's ok, they're just trying to scare you.
607 00:40:59,843 00:41:02,046 You got this. You got this.
608 00:41:04,148 00:41:08,752 Dude, your outfit is creepy as shit. Dude, your outfit is creepy as shit.
609 00:41:14,692 00:41:17,461 What is up with this mask? What is up with this mask?
610 00:43:19,383 00:43:24,288 Come out, come out, wherever you are! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
611 00:43:30,627 00:43:33,430 There you are. Gosh. There you are. Gosh.
612 00:43:38,268 00:43:39,436 Oh no, no, no, no! Oh no, no, no, no!
613 00:43:39,570 00:43:41,238 Ah ya! Ah ya!
614 00:43:41,372 00:43:43,173 You lose. You lose.
615 00:43:53,417 00:43:55,152 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
616 00:43:55,285 00:43:56,920 You're supposed to be in path 4! You're supposed to be in path 4!
617 00:43:57,054 00:43:59,189 I'm sorry. I lost her. I'm sorry. I lost her.
618 00:43:59,323 00:44:01,860 What the fuck do you mean you lost her? What the fuck do you mean you lost her?
619 00:44:01,992 00:44:03,560 It means she's a fucking ninja. It means she's a fucking ninja.
620 00:44:03,694 00:44:05,462 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
621 00:44:05,596 00:44:07,531 God Damnit! Fuck. God Damnit! Fuck.
622 00:44:17,074 00:44:20,812 Look, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
623 00:44:20,944 00:44:23,815 I am sorry for yelling, okay. I am sorry for yelling, okay.
624 00:44:23,947 00:44:25,549 She's really fast. She's really fast.
625 00:44:25,682 00:44:28,318 Yeah, I am sure she was. Yeah, I am sure she was.
626 00:44:30,320 00:44:32,222 Here, why don't you take pretty Here, why don't you take pretty
627 00:44:32,356 00:44:35,025 boy here back to the lab and I'll try and find her, ok? boy here back to the lab and I'll try and find her, ok?
628 00:44:35,159 00:44:36,861 Oh my God he's so little. Oh my God he's so little.
629 00:44:39,463 00:44:41,498 I know but I'm still not strong enough to carry him back. I know but I'm still not strong enough to carry him back.
630 00:44:41,632 00:44:42,566 I am. I am.
631 00:44:42,699 00:44:44,201 Yes you are! Yes you are!
632 00:44:45,469 00:44:46,871 Just take him back to the lab and I'll go try and find her. Just take him back to the lab and I'll go try and find her.
633 00:44:47,004 00:44:48,205 Ok. Ok? Ok. Ok?
634 00:44:50,340 00:44:51,141 Oh. Oh.
635 00:44:51,275 00:44:53,076 Hey! By the way those peanut Hey! By the way those peanut
636 00:44:53,210 00:44:55,078 butter delights you made were amazing! butter delights you made were amazing!
637 00:44:55,847 00:44:56,980 Really? Really?
638 00:44:57,114 00:44:58,649 Just as good as Mom used to make. Just as good as Mom used to make.
639 00:45:35,285 00:45:39,958 Hey dude, you uh... Can I run something by you? Hey dude, you uh... Can I run something by you?
640 00:45:40,090 00:45:41,525 I just, I came up with this thing I just, I came up with this thing
641 00:45:41,692 00:45:43,494 but I don't have anybody to show it to, and it's like... but I don't have anybody to show it to, and it's like...
642 00:45:43,660 00:45:44,762 Ready? Ready?
643 00:45:46,898 00:45:48,432 It's corn on the cock. It's corn on the cock.
644 00:45:49,066 00:45:51,502 Yeah it's not my best, but it's- There's something there, right? Yeah it's not my best, but it's- There's something there, right?
645 00:45:51,635 00:45:53,470 It's funny. It's just I don't know where to go with it. It's funny. It's just I don't know where to go with it.
646 00:45:53,604 00:45:54,605 Ya know? Ya know?
647 00:45:55,706 00:45:57,241 Alright you're not a prop comedy guy, that's fine. Alright you're not a prop comedy guy, that's fine.
648 00:45:57,374 00:45:58,442 It's whatever. It's not for everyone. It's whatever. It's not for everyone.
649 00:46:05,349 00:46:06,583 Do you know what time it is? Do you know what time it is?
650 00:46:06,717 00:46:08,418 I just, I've been walking around I just, I've been walking around
651 00:46:08,552 00:46:10,254 this fucking place, it feels like hours. this fucking place, it feels like hours.
652 00:46:10,387 00:46:12,489 I only got 2 hours to finish this thing and I don't I only got 2 hours to finish this thing and I don't
653 00:46:12,623 00:46:14,658 know if my friends are out yet or if- so could you just like- know if my friends are out yet or if- so could you just like-
654 00:46:14,792 00:46:18,595 I'm just so bad at reading stars, you know? I'm just so bad at reading stars, you know?
655 00:46:18,729 00:46:20,297 Alright, come on man. Just help me out. Alright, come on man. Just help me out.
656 00:46:21,398 00:46:22,767 Ok, you don't know my sister, she's gonna be such Ok, you don't know my sister, she's gonna be such
657 00:46:22,901 00:46:24,635 a fucking cunt if she beats me in this thing. a fucking cunt if she beats me in this thing.
658 00:46:25,269 00:46:27,772 Nothing. Alright. Hard sell, that's cool. Nothing. Alright. Hard sell, that's cool.
659 00:46:27,906 00:46:29,273 I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
660 00:46:29,406 00:46:32,911 Um, well I didn't want to have to Um, well I didn't want to have to
661 00:46:33,043 00:46:37,514 pull rank on you but uh... pull rank on you but uh...
662 00:46:37,648 00:46:38,615 I know Herschel. I know Herschel.
663 00:46:39,716 00:46:42,586 So maybe you just got a little radio or something So maybe you just got a little radio or something
664 00:46:42,719 00:46:44,822 you could, ya know, just like kind of walkie talkie to him, you could, ya know, just like kind of walkie talkie to him,
665 00:46:44,956 00:46:46,123 let him know his buddy Rustin is let him know his buddy Rustin is
666 00:46:46,256 00:46:48,125 ready to get the fuck out of this maze. ready to get the fuck out of this maze.
667 00:46:48,258 00:46:49,126 That would- That would-
668 00:46:49,259 00:46:50,995 Where are ya going? Where are ya going?
669 00:46:51,128 00:46:52,262 I can see you. I can see you.
670 00:46:53,263 00:46:54,531 You're just gonna walk? You're just gonna back- You're just gonna walk? You're just gonna back-
671 00:46:54,665 00:46:55,867 You're not even gonna walk forward into it? You're not even gonna walk forward into it?
672 00:46:56,466 00:46:58,435 Really fucking cool, man. You know what? Really fucking cool, man. You know what?
673 00:46:58,569 00:47:00,404 Have fun stopping cousins from hand jobbing all Have fun stopping cousins from hand jobbing all
674 00:47:00,537 00:47:02,372 over each other out here you fucking douche bag. over each other out here you fucking douche bag.
675 00:47:02,506 00:47:04,541 Damn I hate this fucking maze. Damn I hate this fucking maze.
676 00:47:31,134 00:47:35,405 And I will strike thee down with great vengeance and furious- And I will strike thee down with great vengeance and furious-
677 00:47:36,774 00:47:38,141 Fuck. Fuck.
678 00:47:40,778 00:47:43,447 You talking to me? You talking to me?
679 00:47:43,580 00:47:47,484 I don't see anyone else here so you must be talking to me. I don't see anyone else here so you must be talking to me.
680 00:47:47,618 00:47:49,787 Huh? Huh?
681 00:47:49,921 00:47:51,022 Fucker. Fucker.
682 00:47:52,522 00:47:53,490 Damn it. Damn it.
683 00:47:53,624 00:47:56,426 Ok. You wanna play games? Ok. You wanna play games?
684 00:47:57,127 00:47:58,362 Let's play games. Let's play games.
685 00:47:58,495 00:48:00,297 Say hello to my little friend. Say hello to my little friend.
686 00:48:02,399 00:48:04,601 Fuck you! Fuck you!
687 00:48:18,016 00:48:20,283 Oh that's it. Oh that's it.
688 00:48:20,617 00:48:24,022 Now I have had it with this motherfucking scare- Now I have had it with this motherfucking scare-
689 00:49:06,931 00:49:08,265 Holy shit. Holy shit.
690 00:49:09,167 00:49:12,804 Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on. Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on.
691 00:49:12,937 00:49:15,006 We've got to get you out of here. We've got to get you out of here.
692 00:49:15,139 00:49:17,674 Mel? Mel?
693 00:49:18,976 00:49:20,111 He killed me, man. He killed me, man.
694 00:49:20,644 00:49:23,848 No. He didn't, wait. No. He didn't, wait.
695 00:49:23,981 00:49:26,751 No listen. I don't think I'm gonna make it. No listen. I don't think I'm gonna make it.
696 00:49:27,885 00:49:30,788 You ever seen an arm fall off before? You ever seen an arm fall off before?
697 00:49:30,922 00:49:32,522 No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
698 00:49:32,656 00:49:34,224 About as bad as you'd expect. About as bad as you'd expect.
699 00:49:36,094 00:49:38,896 I need you to listen. I need you to listen.
700 00:49:39,030 00:49:40,430 What? What?
701 00:49:40,564 00:49:44,001 I just want you to know that I'm I just want you to know that I'm
702 00:49:44,135 00:49:46,771 your brother and I would never your brother and I would never
703 00:49:46,904 00:49:51,308 forgive myself if I didn't tell you. forgive myself if I didn't tell you.
704 00:49:53,543 00:49:56,680 I thought you looked so fat today. I thought you looked so fat today.
705 00:49:57,915 00:50:01,384 Just saying it's okay to say the truth sometimes. Just saying it's okay to say the truth sometimes.
706 00:50:01,518 00:50:04,287 Are you serious? Come on. Are you serious? Come on.
707 00:50:04,421 00:50:07,091 You know, carbs aren't always your friends. You know, carbs aren't always your friends.
708 00:50:07,225 00:50:09,292 I need you to help me. I need you to help me.
709 00:50:09,426 00:50:13,030 No, listen! I need you to go into my room. No, listen! I need you to go into my room.
710 00:50:13,563 00:50:15,432 Under my bed Under my bed
711 00:50:15,565 00:50:18,535 there's some really dark porn stuff. there's some really dark porn stuff.
712 00:50:19,036 00:50:21,538 I don't want mom and dad to see that. I don't want mom and dad to see that.
713 00:50:22,572 00:50:26,144 Just been getting into some really deep fetish shit. Just been getting into some really deep fetish shit.
714 00:50:26,676 00:50:28,846 Some of it feels kind of illegal. Some of it feels kind of illegal.
715 00:50:30,413 00:50:33,785 Mel, I hate you. Mel, I hate you.
716 00:50:38,222 00:50:41,458 Fuck. Fuck.
717 00:50:41,959 00:50:43,961 Did it look real? Did it look real?
718 00:50:44,095 00:50:45,362 Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
719 00:50:45,595 00:50:46,964 I think that's the best acting I've ever done. I think that's the best acting I've ever done.
720 00:50:47,265 00:50:47,765 You see this snot? You see this snot?
721 00:50:48,331 00:50:49,666 No, I got a real tear. No, I got a real tear.
722 00:50:49,801 00:50:51,202 We should get the fuck out of here, though. We should get the fuck out of here, though.
723 00:50:51,334 00:50:52,236 These guys suck, dude. These guys suck, dude.
724 00:50:54,172 00:50:56,473 Mel. Mel.
725 00:50:57,541 00:50:59,743 You seem busy. You seem busy.
726 00:51:07,384 00:51:08,718 I'm just gonna get the car. I'm just gonna get the car.
727 00:51:33,845 00:51:35,579 Rustin! Rustin!
728 00:51:35,712 00:51:37,915 I got him! I got him!
729 00:52:11,315 00:52:14,118 Oh good, you're awake. Oh good, you're awake.
730 00:52:19,389 00:52:21,025 What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
731 00:52:21,658 00:52:24,362 I'm sorry we don't have time for that. I'm sorry we don't have time for that.
732 00:52:24,494 00:52:27,298 The process takes forever and if I told everyone what was going The process takes forever and if I told everyone what was going
733 00:52:27,430 00:52:28,698 on I would never get any work done. on I would never get any work done.
734 00:52:28,833 00:52:30,301 Let me go you fucking crazy bitch! Let me go you fucking crazy bitch!
735 00:52:30,433 00:52:32,803 No! Fuck no, no, no, no. No! Fuck no, no, no, no.
736 00:52:32,937 00:52:34,404 You kiss your mother with that mouth? You kiss your mother with that mouth?
737 00:52:34,805 00:52:36,774 Look I'm gonna need you to stop struggling Look I'm gonna need you to stop struggling
738 00:52:36,908 00:52:38,342 or this is going to really hurt. or this is going to really hurt.
739 00:52:38,475 00:52:39,409 What the fuck is going to hurt? What the fuck is going to hurt?
740 00:52:39,542 00:52:40,710 What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
741 00:52:42,712 00:52:44,248 This is a Dermatome. This is a Dermatome.
742 00:52:44,382 00:52:45,715 Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is?
743 00:52:45,850 00:52:47,218 What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
744 00:52:47,351 00:52:48,718 It's a Dermatome. It's a Dermatome.
745 00:52:48,853 00:52:50,121 I just told you that! I just told you that!
746 00:52:50,254 00:52:51,989 Why don't men ever listen? Why don't men ever listen?
747 00:52:54,225 00:52:56,459 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
748 00:52:56,593 00:52:59,397 I'm guessing you didn't go to medical school, I'm guessing you didn't go to medical school,
749 00:52:59,529 00:53:01,866 so I'm going to dumb this down for you. so I'm going to dumb this down for you.
750 00:53:02,465 00:53:04,201 This is a This is a
751 00:53:04,335 00:53:07,772 DER-MA-TOME. DER-MA-TOME.
752 00:53:08,105 00:53:10,041 It removes your skin from your body. It removes your skin from your body.
753 00:53:10,341 00:53:12,742 No, please, please, please, no, please. No, please, please, please, no, please.
754 00:53:12,877 00:53:14,678 Here. Let me show you. Here. Let me show you.
755 00:53:14,812 00:53:16,080 No, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on.
756 00:53:29,226 00:53:31,429 See? That simple. See? That simple.
757 00:53:31,862 00:53:33,397 It gets a lot harder around your eyes and nose, It gets a lot harder around your eyes and nose,
758 00:53:33,530 00:53:36,434 but luckily you'll either be passed out or dead by then. but luckily you'll either be passed out or dead by then.
759 00:53:36,767 00:53:39,703 Please, please, please just let me go. Please, please, please just let me go.
760 00:53:39,837 00:53:41,038 I want to go home, please. I want to go home, please.
761 00:53:41,172 00:53:44,008 Where's Wendy? Please, please, please. Where's Wendy? Please, please, please.
762 00:53:44,141 00:53:45,109 You talk too much. You talk too much.
763 00:53:45,242 00:53:47,011 You're taking all the fun out of this. You're taking all the fun out of this.
764 00:53:49,447 00:53:50,414 I want to go home. I want to go home.
765 00:54:08,065 00:54:12,903 Wow, some men really are faster than others. Wow, some men really are faster than others.
766 00:54:13,536 00:54:15,538 Glad I didn't let you tie me up, Glad I didn't let you tie me up,
767 00:54:15,672 00:54:17,208 that would have been a disappointment. that would have been a disappointment.
768 00:54:19,642 00:54:21,779 Gemma! Henry is hurt! Gemma! Henry is hurt!
769 00:54:22,380 00:54:24,681 What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened?
770 00:54:25,182 00:54:27,952 That lesbian bitch stabbed him! That lesbian bitch stabbed him!
771 00:54:30,488 00:54:32,522 But he's dead? But he's dead?
772 00:54:32,655 00:54:34,458 Do something. Do something.
773 00:54:34,591 00:54:35,926 What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
774 00:54:36,060 00:54:37,928 He has a knife in his fucking head. He has a knife in his fucking head.
775 00:54:38,062 00:54:40,231 I don't know. I'm not a doctor! I don't know. I'm not a doctor!
776 00:54:40,364 00:54:41,766 He's dead! He's dead!
777 00:54:43,000 00:54:45,202 He's not breathing and he has a knife in his fucking head! He's not breathing and he has a knife in his fucking head!
778 00:54:45,336 00:54:47,737 Why do men make me repeat myself? Why do men make me repeat myself?
779 00:54:50,808 00:54:52,176 Who's still out there? Who's still out there?
780 00:54:52,309 00:54:54,611 Deakin and Andy. Deakin and Andy.
781 00:54:54,744 00:54:56,881 Where's Andy? Where's Andy?
782 00:54:57,014 00:54:58,416 Path 2. Path 2.
783 00:54:58,548 00:54:59,417 And Deakin? And Deakin?
784 00:55:00,284 00:55:01,584 I think he's looking for the lesbian. I think he's looking for the lesbian.
785 00:55:02,319 00:55:05,456 Bernard, did she tell you she was a lesbian? Bernard, did she tell you she was a lesbian?
786 00:55:05,588 00:55:06,490 No. No.
787 00:55:07,291 00:55:08,859 Did you see her kissing a girl? Did you see her kissing a girl?
788 00:55:08,993 00:55:09,960 No. No.
789 00:55:10,094 00:55:12,396 Then why do you think she's a lesbian? Then why do you think she's a lesbian?
790 00:55:12,530 00:55:14,932 She was tough and strong. She was tough and strong.
791 00:55:15,066 00:55:18,436 Just because a woman is tough and strong Just because a woman is tough and strong
792 00:55:18,568 00:55:20,737 doesn't make her a lesbian. doesn't make her a lesbian.
793 00:55:21,439 00:55:24,008 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
794 00:55:25,810 00:55:27,878 Which one of them was on path 2? Which one of them was on path 2?
795 00:55:28,412 00:55:30,713 The Cheerleader I think. The Cheerleader I think.
796 00:55:43,494 00:55:46,663 Well hello there. Well hello there.
797 00:55:46,797 00:55:48,766 I'm Frosty The Clown I'm Frosty The Clown
798 00:55:48,899 00:55:52,103 here for all of your frosty treat needs. here for all of your frosty treat needs.
799 00:55:53,437 00:55:57,308 How has the maze been going? How has the maze been going?
800 00:55:58,242 00:56:00,010 Good, I think. Good, I think.
801 00:56:00,144 00:56:02,179 Hey can you tell me how long I've been out here? Hey can you tell me how long I've been out here?
802 00:56:02,313 00:56:03,247 Uhnt uh. Uhnt uh.
803 00:56:22,833 00:56:25,202 An hour and 20 minutes. An hour and 20 minutes.
804 00:56:25,336 00:56:26,203 Fuck. Fuck.
805 00:56:26,337 00:56:27,771 There goes the 10 grand. There goes the 10 grand.
806 00:56:27,905 00:56:29,607 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
807 00:56:29,739 00:56:33,244 You'll have to hurry to win any money. You'll have to hurry to win any money.
808 00:56:33,377 00:56:35,246 So none of my friends have made it out yet? So none of my friends have made it out yet?
809 00:56:35,379 00:56:36,280 I don't think so. I don't think so.
810 00:56:37,281 00:56:38,616 You see they ring the bell every time someone You see they ring the bell every time someone
811 00:56:38,748 00:56:40,683 wins the VIP maze, wins the VIP maze,
812 00:56:42,186 00:56:44,221 and I haven't heard anything. and I haven't heard anything.
813 00:56:44,355 00:56:45,523 Have you? Have you?
814 00:56:45,655 00:56:47,291 No. No.
815 00:56:47,791 00:56:51,128 What's your name little girl? What's your name little girl?
816 00:56:52,296 00:56:53,164 Wendy. Wendy.
817 00:56:53,297 00:56:54,064 Wendy. Wendy.
818 00:56:54,198 00:56:56,400 Would like a treat, Wendy? Would like a treat, Wendy?
819 00:56:56,534 00:56:57,935 They're free of charge. They're free of charge.
820 00:56:58,068 00:56:59,370 What'll it be, Kevin? What'll it be, Kevin?
821 00:56:59,503 00:57:02,106 Well, Frosty, we've got some Push Pops, Well, Frosty, we've got some Push Pops,
822 00:57:02,239 00:57:06,377 some Drumsticks, and Twincycles that are blood orange. some Drumsticks, and Twincycles that are blood orange.
823 00:57:11,348 00:57:15,286 So what will it be? So what will it be?
824 00:57:15,819 00:57:18,289 No thanks. I'm trying to win. No thanks. I'm trying to win.
825 00:57:22,725 00:57:26,230 Hey, these sound delicious Hey, these sound delicious
826 00:57:26,363 00:57:28,265 but between you and me, but between you and me,
827 00:57:28,399 00:57:30,401 I've gained 5 pounds this week. I've gained 5 pounds this week.
828 00:57:30,534 00:57:34,004 Are you sure? They're free. Are you sure? They're free.
829 00:57:34,138 00:57:36,840 Free. Free, free, free, free. Free. Free, free, free, free.
830 00:57:36,974 00:57:38,242 Free as can be. Free as can be.
831 00:57:38,375 00:57:41,111 Yeah. I should go if I'm gonna win. Yeah. I should go if I'm gonna win.
832 00:57:46,083 00:57:51,288 Good luck! Good luck!
833 00:57:55,092 00:57:57,294 Yeah, maybe I'll catch you at the end. Yeah, maybe I'll catch you at the end.
834 00:57:58,929 00:58:00,798 Not if I catch you first. Not if I catch you first.
835 00:59:56,613 00:59:57,548 Wendy! Wendy!
836 00:59:57,981 01:00:00,284 Wendy! Wendy!
837 01:00:06,990 01:00:08,425 Let's go! Let's go!
838 01:03:19,049 01:03:20,018 Found you. Found you.
839 01:03:47,344 01:03:50,180 Melanie... Melanie...
840 01:03:50,314 01:03:53,283 Hey Mel. Mel. Hey Mel. Mel.
841 01:03:53,851 01:03:57,688 Hey, Mel. Hey, Mel.
842 01:03:59,991 01:04:02,659 Mel, hey. Mel, hey.
843 01:04:05,228 01:04:08,933 Hey, you're still here. Hey, you're still here.
844 01:04:09,067 01:04:10,567 Hey. Hey.
845 01:04:10,701 01:04:12,369 Are you ok? Are you ok?
846 01:04:12,502 01:04:14,271 I'm ok. I'm ok.
847 01:04:16,808 01:04:19,343 How are you? How are you?
848 01:04:21,678 01:04:26,350 Ok, fuck. Ok, fuck.
849 01:04:29,286 01:04:31,722 It's bad. It's bad.
850 01:04:35,059 01:04:37,028 They gave me something. They gave me something.
851 01:04:37,160 01:04:38,662 I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
852 01:04:41,498 01:04:43,901 I looked down once. I looked down once.
853 01:04:44,035 01:04:46,004 That was enough. That was enough.
854 01:04:46,136 01:04:47,905 Fuck. Fuck.
855 01:04:48,505 01:04:52,576 Melanie I am so sorry I brought you guys here. Melanie I am so sorry I brought you guys here.
856 01:04:52,709 01:04:54,078 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
857 01:04:54,211 01:04:56,114 No, it's not your fault. No, it's not your fault.
858 01:04:56,246 01:04:57,314 It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
859 01:04:57,447 01:05:00,584 I am so sorry. I'm scared. I am so sorry. I'm scared.
860 01:05:01,418 01:05:04,287 I'm not ready to die. I'm not ready to die.
861 01:05:04,421 01:05:06,356 I'm not ready to die. I'm not ready to die.
862 01:05:06,490 01:05:08,692 I'm gonna get us out of here. I'm gonna get us out of here.
863 01:05:11,528 01:05:12,897 You're not gonna die. You're not gonna die.
864 01:05:13,363 01:05:15,666 I'm gonna get us out of here, ok? I'm gonna get us out of here, ok?
865 01:05:16,166 01:05:20,303 I promise. You trust me, right? I promise. You trust me, right?
866 01:05:22,339 01:05:23,841 Ok. Ok.
867 01:05:27,210 01:05:29,379 There she is, There she is,
868 01:05:29,513 01:05:32,549 the answer to all our prayers. the answer to all our prayers.
869 01:05:33,183 01:05:35,153 She's the one. She's the one.
870 01:05:35,285 01:05:37,521 After all these years. After all these years.
871 01:05:38,488 01:05:41,159 I was beginning to think that you were a myth. I was beginning to think that you were a myth.
872 01:05:41,725 01:05:43,961 I told you we'd find one. I told you we'd find one.
873 01:05:44,095 01:05:45,797 15 years! 15 years!
874 01:05:45,930 01:05:47,832 I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
875 01:05:52,269 01:05:56,506 Your Mother would be so proud. Your Mother would be so proud.
876 01:05:57,708 01:06:02,479 Your mother would be proud of all of you. Your mother would be proud of all of you.
877 01:06:06,616 01:06:08,719 And you. And you.
878 01:06:13,390 01:06:16,259 You took my boy away. You took my boy away.
879 01:06:18,528 01:06:19,730 And if I didn't need you alive And if I didn't need you alive
880 01:06:19,864 01:06:22,332 I would really enjoy gutting you. I would really enjoy gutting you.
881 01:06:25,535 01:06:28,172 You're sure we need her alive? You're sure we need her alive?
882 01:06:28,672 01:06:32,944 It's not an exact science, but I wouldn't risk it. It's not an exact science, but I wouldn't risk it.
883 01:06:35,645 01:06:37,215 How about that one? How about that one?
884 01:06:37,347 01:06:38,615 No. No.
885 01:06:38,749 01:06:40,484 Oh. Oh.
886 01:06:40,617 01:06:42,285 Yeah we got everything we need from her. Yeah we got everything we need from her.
887 01:06:42,419 01:06:43,386 You can kill her. You can kill her.
888 01:06:43,520 01:06:44,789 No! Thank you. No! Thank you.
889 01:06:44,922 01:06:46,323 No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
890 01:06:46,456 01:06:48,425 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
891 01:07:00,972 01:07:02,974 Oh God! Oh God!
892 01:07:03,107 01:07:07,410 I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch! I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch!
893 01:07:07,979 01:07:10,248 I'm gonna kill every last one of you. I'm gonna kill every last one of you.
894 01:07:10,380 01:07:11,816 She's feisty! She's feisty!
895 01:07:11,949 01:07:16,353 Yeah, we still can't kill her yet. Yeah, we still can't kill her yet.
896 01:07:16,486 01:07:19,556 Fuck you, you psychotic bitch! Fuck you, you psychotic bitch!
897 01:07:19,689 01:07:22,093 I'm gonna cunt punch the shit out of you! I'm gonna cunt punch the shit out of you!
898 01:07:22,226 01:07:23,127 Oh... Oh...
899 01:07:23,261 01:07:24,427 What do you want from me? What do you want from me?
900 01:07:24,561 01:07:26,596 What the fuck do you want from me? What the fuck do you want from me?
901 01:07:29,499 01:07:31,601 You didn't tell her? You didn't tell her?
902 01:07:35,907 01:07:39,844 Oh, you have Oh, you have
903 01:07:40,644 01:07:44,148 no idea how special you are. no idea how special you are.
904 01:07:44,581 01:07:46,984 Tell her. Tell her.
905 01:07:47,118 01:07:49,220 Ugh, we don't need to tell her. Ugh, we don't need to tell her.
906 01:07:49,352 01:07:51,388 Tell her. Tell her.
907 01:07:51,989 01:07:54,357 I want her to know. I want her to know.
908 01:07:55,592 01:07:57,295 I want her to know how she I want her to know how she
909 01:07:57,427 01:08:00,264 helped complete your Mother's work. helped complete your Mother's work.
910 01:08:07,104 01:08:09,106 It has everything to do It has everything to do
911 01:08:09,240 01:08:12,310 with the hand stamp we gave you on the way into the park. with the hand stamp we gave you on the way into the park.
912 01:08:12,475 01:08:14,377 The stamp? The stamp?
913 01:08:14,912 01:08:16,948 No one ever asks about that. No one ever asks about that.
914 01:08:17,081 01:08:19,583 I mean what is the point of the stamp? I mean what is the point of the stamp?
915 01:08:21,685 01:08:24,021 Truth be told, it's a litmus test. Truth be told, it's a litmus test.
916 01:08:24,155 01:08:27,225 It exposes those with a particular gene. It exposes those with a particular gene.
917 01:08:27,357 01:08:28,993 It's a relatively new gene. It's a relatively new gene.
918 01:08:29,126 01:08:31,762 It only happened in the last 30 years or so in human evolution. It only happened in the last 30 years or so in human evolution.
919 01:08:31,896 01:08:35,132 And your friends skins are filled with it. And your friends skins are filled with it.
920 01:08:35,665 01:08:39,103 First, we remove the skin, First, we remove the skin,
921 01:08:39,237 01:08:43,373 then we grind it down and make it into a liquid. then we grind it down and make it into a liquid.
922 01:08:43,808 01:08:47,011 And then we turn it into a face cream. And then we turn it into a face cream.
923 01:08:47,144 01:08:48,712 Yeah. Yeah.
924 01:08:48,846 01:08:53,050 And it stops the aging process just like that. And it stops the aging process just like that.
925 01:08:53,450 01:08:58,555 Florence's Miracle Face Cream! Florence's Miracle Face Cream!
926 01:09:00,624 01:09:02,894 You're crazy. You're crazy.
927 01:09:04,661 01:09:06,529 You're all fucking crazy! You're all fucking crazy!
928 01:09:06,663 01:09:09,133 Now your skin on the other hand. Now your skin on the other hand.
929 01:09:10,835 01:09:12,970 Your skin has more of this gene Your skin has more of this gene
930 01:09:13,104 01:09:15,672 than we have ever encountered before. than we have ever encountered before.
931 01:09:15,806 01:09:17,540 That's why we need to keep you alive. That's why we need to keep you alive.
932 01:09:17,674 01:09:21,478 You see, when your heart stops beating your skin You see, when your heart stops beating your skin
933 01:09:21,611 01:09:24,815 fights to stay alive through osmosis, fights to stay alive through osmosis,
934 01:09:24,949 01:09:26,516 sucking in everything from the sucking in everything from the
935 01:09:26,650 01:09:29,719 outside world tainting all of my research. outside world tainting all of my research.
936 01:09:30,388 01:09:35,226 Your skin can stay alive for weeks after your dead, Your skin can stay alive for weeks after your dead,
937 01:09:35,359 01:09:37,527 how amazing is that? how amazing is that?
938 01:09:38,229 01:09:40,965 Thanks for the science lesson you crazy bitch! Thanks for the science lesson you crazy bitch!
939 01:09:41,098 01:09:44,734 Hey I'll have you know I graduated with a PHD Hey I'll have you know I graduated with a PHD
940 01:09:44,869 01:09:47,437 in Biotechnology from UC Davis. in Biotechnology from UC Davis.
941 01:09:47,939 01:09:50,507 I have 5 Discovery Patents, I have 5 Discovery Patents,
942 01:09:51,008 01:09:53,476 which is only two less than my mother's. which is only two less than my mother's.
943 01:09:54,711 01:09:58,382 And you little sweetie, you're going to help me And you little sweetie, you're going to help me
944 01:09:58,515 01:09:59,850 isolate what makes your genes isolate what makes your genes
945 01:09:59,984 01:10:02,954 special so we can find more people like you. special so we can find more people like you.
946 01:10:04,155 01:10:05,389 God Damnit! God Damnit!
947 01:10:05,522 01:10:07,524 Whoa ho, I like this one! Whoa ho, I like this one!
948 01:10:13,730 01:10:18,035 Honey, where are you gonna go? Honey, where are you gonna go?
949 01:10:18,169 01:10:20,438 You're surrounded, You're surrounded,
950 01:10:20,570 01:10:23,506 and if by some miracle and if by some miracle
951 01:10:23,640 01:10:25,709 you get past us you get past us
952 01:10:25,843 01:10:28,179 you're in a hundred acre corn maze. you're in a hundred acre corn maze.
953 01:10:30,314 01:10:31,849 It's over. It's over.
954 01:10:38,655 01:10:40,224 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
955 01:10:40,358 01:10:42,093 No! No! No! No! No! No!
956 01:10:43,526 01:10:45,262 Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this.
957 01:10:47,098 01:10:48,165 Fuck you! Fuck you!
958 01:10:48,299 01:10:49,834 No! No!
959 01:11:51,362 01:11:52,496 There you go. There you go.
960 01:11:52,629 01:11:53,531 Thank you. Thank you.
961 01:11:54,432 01:11:55,299 Have a nice day. Thanks, you too. Have a nice day. Thanks, you too.
962 01:11:57,600 01:12:01,772 Excuse me. I am looking to see if anyone has seen my son. Excuse me. I am looking to see if anyone has seen my son.
963 01:12:01,906 01:12:03,808 He went missing over a month ago. He went missing over a month ago.
964 01:12:04,241 01:12:08,711 Nice looking boy, but I am sorry I haven't seen him. Nice looking boy, but I am sorry I haven't seen him.
965 01:12:09,146 01:12:11,148 Here, let me ask my father. Here, let me ask my father.
966 01:12:11,614 01:12:13,650 Papa... Papa...
967 01:12:13,784 01:12:15,886 this nice woman's son is missing, this nice woman's son is missing,
968 01:12:16,020 01:12:17,354 do you recognize him? do you recognize him?
969 01:12:19,557 01:12:23,327 No, I don't. Sorry. No, I don't. Sorry.
970 01:12:23,894 01:12:25,595 He looks like a good kid. He looks like a good kid.
971 01:12:27,798 01:12:31,535 Have you contacted the police? Have you contacted the police?
972 01:12:32,136 01:12:35,573 Yes I have, but he's over 18 and so he's not Yes I have, but he's over 18 and so he's not
973 01:12:35,705 01:12:39,009 considered a runaway, and there's no way to prove that he considered a runaway, and there's no way to prove that he
974 01:12:39,143 01:12:41,779 didn't just take off so they've been no help. didn't just take off so they've been no help.
975 01:12:42,847 01:12:45,748 Well that's just awful. Well that's just awful.
976 01:12:46,183 01:12:47,650 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
977 01:12:47,785 01:12:48,886 Thank you. Thank you.
978 01:12:49,019 01:12:50,687 Well I'll keep my eye out for him. Well I'll keep my eye out for him.
979 01:12:50,921 01:12:53,757 If I do see him is there a way to contact you? If I do see him is there a way to contact you?
980 01:12:53,891 01:12:56,494 Yeah, all my information is on the poster. Yeah, all my information is on the poster.
981 01:12:56,626 01:12:58,596 Ok, thank you. I am so sorry. Ok, thank you. I am so sorry.
982 01:12:58,728 01:13:00,264 Thank you. Thank you.
983 01:13:00,397 01:13:01,365 Alright, thanks. Alright, thanks.
984 01:13:01,499 01:13:03,067 Excuse me ma'am? Excuse me ma'am?
985 01:13:04,034 01:13:06,003 I know you're going through a rough time, I know you're going through a rough time,
986 01:13:06,137 01:13:09,373 and from the looks of it you haven't slept much. and from the looks of it you haven't slept much.
987 01:13:09,507 01:13:11,008 I haven't. I haven't.
988 01:13:12,376 01:13:14,677 I want you to try this. I want you to try this.
989 01:13:14,812 01:13:17,381 On no, I'm sorry - thank you though. On no, I'm sorry - thank you though.
990 01:13:17,515 01:13:18,816 It's on the house. It's on the house.
991 01:13:18,949 01:13:22,887 Trust me, you deserve a little pampering. Trust me, you deserve a little pampering.
992 01:13:23,020 01:13:25,856 It takes the days of worrying off the skin. It takes the days of worrying off the skin.
993 01:13:27,091 01:13:29,692 Go ahead, I promise you'll love it. Go ahead, I promise you'll love it.
994 01:13:44,975 01:13:48,879 The scent it's really comforting. The scent it's really comforting.
995 01:14:01,691 01:14:03,260 Eucalyptus? Eucalyptus?
996 01:14:04,094 01:14:06,696 It reminds me of my son's room. It reminds me of my son's room.
997 01:14:59,783 01:15:01,885 Gemma! Gemma!
998 01:15:05,856 01:15:07,825 Gemma! Gemma!
999 01:15:13,564 01:15:14,932 Well hey there. Well hey there.
1000 01:15:15,499 01:15:18,135 I thought we had you in a medically induced coma, I thought we had you in a medically induced coma,
1001 01:15:18,269 01:15:19,937 but it seems the drip ran out. but it seems the drip ran out.
1002 01:15:20,304 01:15:23,007 I wonder how that happened. I wonder how that happened.
1003 01:15:24,441 01:15:26,477 Oh... Oh...
1004 01:15:26,610 01:15:29,380 I'm sorry are you trying to say something? I'm sorry are you trying to say something?
1005 01:15:29,513 01:15:31,582 You see, unfortunately when you sliced You see, unfortunately when you sliced
1006 01:15:31,715 01:15:33,484 your throat you did a number on your throat you did a number on
1007 01:15:33,617 01:15:35,853 your vocal chords, but you missed the arteries. your vocal chords, but you missed the arteries.
1008 01:15:36,153 01:15:38,789 Luckily I was able to stitch you back up, Luckily I was able to stitch you back up,
1009 01:15:38,922 01:15:41,191 and the progress has been amazing! and the progress has been amazing!
1010 01:15:43,394 01:15:44,495 Ooh... Ooh...
1011 01:15:45,729 01:15:47,398 It looks like your pain meds are also starting to wear off. It looks like your pain meds are also starting to wear off.
1012 01:15:47,998 01:15:49,600 I am so sorry about that sweetie. I am so sorry about that sweetie.
1013 01:15:49,733 01:15:51,402 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1014 01:16:07,284 01:16:11,188 I know the human body is a crazy thing right? I know the human body is a crazy thing right?
1015 01:16:11,955 01:16:14,391 Did you know that if taken care of properly, Did you know that if taken care of properly,
1016 01:16:14,525 01:16:17,361 it only takes 2 weeks for human skin to grow back? it only takes 2 weeks for human skin to grow back?
1017 01:16:17,728 01:16:19,863 Yeah I know, so great! Yeah I know, so great!
1018 01:16:20,264 01:16:22,132 So while we hunt for other people like So while we hunt for other people like
1019 01:16:22,266 01:16:24,234 you we can rest easy knowing you we can rest easy knowing
1020 01:16:24,368 01:16:26,970 that every two weeks we can just come back to you for more. that every two weeks we can just come back to you for more.
1021 01:16:27,304 01:16:29,340 Now I am just going to get this going, Now I am just going to get this going,
1022 01:16:29,808 01:16:34,378 and in a couple of seconds you'll be back in that coma, and in a couple of seconds you'll be back in that coma,
1023 01:16:34,511 01:16:37,414 and you won't have to worry about any of this anymore. and you won't have to worry about any of this anymore.
1024 01:16:37,748 01:16:39,616 There... There...
1025 01:16:45,790 01:16:48,992 Nighty night. Nighty night.
1026 01:16:58,202 01:17:00,437 Nighty night. Nighty night.