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1 | 00:04:26,683 | 00:04:28,185 | Babe! | Babe! |
2 | 00:04:28,319 | 00:04:30,821 | I thought you weren't touching yourself? | I thought you weren't touching yourself? |
3 | 00:04:30,955 | 00:04:33,623 | So what's this for? | So what's this for? |
4 | 00:04:36,526 | 00:04:38,396 | Babe, what are you talking about? | Babe, what are you talking about? |
5 | 00:04:38,528 | 00:04:40,697 | That's for my skin. | That's for my skin. |
6 | 00:04:40,831 | 00:04:44,502 | It's got friggin' SPF in it. I'm on the field for hours | It's got friggin' SPF in it. I'm on the field for hours |
7 | 00:04:44,667 | 00:04:46,904 | during practice and games. You could you imagine what my skin | during practice and games. You could you imagine what my skin |
8 | 00:04:47,038 | 00:04:49,507 | would look like if I didn't take take care of it, baby. | would look like if I didn't take take care of it, baby. |
9 | 00:04:49,840 | 00:04:51,342 | It's part of my regimen. | It's part of my regimen. |
10 | 00:04:51,876 | 00:04:54,345 | Oh my God, you wore it. | Oh my God, you wore it. |
11 | 00:04:56,347 | 00:05:00,418 | Yeah. Yeah, | Yeah. Yeah, |
12 | 00:05:00,550 | 00:05:02,319 | I know what my guy likes. | I know what my guy likes. |
13 | 00:05:03,087 | 00:05:05,856 | How about I help you out. | How about I help you out. |
14 | 00:05:05,990 | 00:05:07,191 | Yes. | Yes. |
15 | 00:05:15,232 | 00:05:16,133 | Come here. | Come here. |
16 | 00:05:21,038 | 00:05:23,407 | Oh, ok. | Oh, ok. |
17 | 00:05:28,711 | 00:05:29,914 | God damnit, Mom! | God damnit, Mom! |
18 | 00:05:30,047 | 00:05:32,450 | God, I told you to knock! | God, I told you to knock! |
19 | 00:05:32,582 | 00:05:37,254 | If you don't want me barging in, lock your door. | If you don't want me barging in, lock your door. |
20 | 00:05:37,388 | 00:05:39,423 | Your door has a lock on it? | Your door has a lock on it? |
21 | 00:05:40,491 | 00:05:45,196 | Well. Yeah honey, Rustin and Melanie are downstairs. | Well. Yeah honey, Rustin and Melanie are downstairs. |
22 | 00:05:45,329 | 00:05:46,696 | Would you like me to invite them up? | Would you like me to invite them up? |
23 | 00:05:46,831 | 00:05:48,731 | Oh, shit! | Oh, shit! |
24 | 00:05:48,866 | 00:05:51,836 | What's up guys? | What's up guys? |
25 | 00:05:53,104 | 00:05:54,972 | Sorry Mrs. Banks. | Sorry Mrs. Banks. |
26 | 00:05:56,807 | 00:05:59,176 | Oh shit, you guys were | Oh shit, you guys were |
27 | 00:05:59,310 | 00:06:01,278 | playing dress up when your mom walked in. | playing dress up when your mom walked in. |
28 | 00:06:01,946 | 00:06:04,081 | Oh and a cheerleader outfit, very nice. | Oh and a cheerleader outfit, very nice. |
29 | 00:06:04,215 | 00:06:06,350 | Oh, how'd the audition go? | Oh, how'd the audition go? |
30 | 00:06:06,484 | 00:06:08,953 | Can I get you guys anything? | Can I get you guys anything? |
31 | 00:06:09,420 | 00:06:12,456 | Bye, Sarah. | Bye, Sarah. |
32 | 00:06:12,823 | 00:06:14,758 | Fuck, your mom's hot, dude. | Fuck, your mom's hot, dude. |
33 | 00:06:14,892 | 00:06:16,393 | We should get a picture of this. | We should get a picture of this. |
34 | 00:06:16,527 | 00:06:20,297 | Ok, alright, and then I want my | Ok, alright, and then I want my |
35 | 00:06:20,431 | 00:06:24,001 | chin to look better so just alright and uh Mel if you could | chin to look better so just alright and uh Mel if you could |
36 | 00:06:24,135 | 00:06:25,870 | lay across the front of us, you know? | lay across the front of us, you know? |
37 | 00:06:26,003 | 00:06:27,805 | Go fuck yourself Rustin. | Go fuck yourself Rustin. |
38 | 00:06:27,938 | 00:06:29,473 | You already took 30 pictures before | You already took 30 pictures before |
39 | 00:06:29,607 | 00:06:32,009 | we even got up the driveway. I'm trying to be present in my life | we even got up the driveway. I'm trying to be present in my life |
40 | 00:06:32,143 | 00:06:34,411 | not document it for a bunch of internet pervs. | not document it for a bunch of internet pervs. |
41 | 00:06:34,545 | 00:06:35,980 | I'm sorry about that, babe. | I'm sorry about that, babe. |
42 | 00:06:36,113 | 00:06:36,814 | Ready? | Ready? |
43 | 00:06:36,947 | 00:06:38,482 | Nice. | Nice. |
44 | 00:06:38,616 | 00:06:41,152 | I get it. If my parents lived | I get it. If my parents lived |
45 | 00:06:41,285 | 00:06:43,087 | close to campus I'd still be there. | close to campus I'd still be there. |
46 | 00:06:43,220 | 00:06:46,790 | It beats the life of crippling debt I'll amount between dorm | It beats the life of crippling debt I'll amount between dorm |
47 | 00:06:46,924 | 00:06:48,759 | costs and tuition by the time we graduate. | costs and tuition by the time we graduate. |
48 | 00:06:51,295 | 00:06:54,598 | Chelsea posted a pic of the Aggie Press review of Hairspray. | Chelsea posted a pic of the Aggie Press review of Hairspray. |
49 | 00:06:54,731 | 00:06:58,002 | Oh, she's a bitch! I was supposed to have that part. | Oh, she's a bitch! I was supposed to have that part. |
50 | 00:06:59,837 | 00:07:01,839 | Didn't you like miss the audition? | Didn't you like miss the audition? |
51 | 00:07:02,439 | 00:07:06,210 | You know if I can speak as the only working actor here, | You know if I can speak as the only working actor here, |
52 | 00:07:06,343 | 00:07:10,114 | 60% of great acting is great hair, but | 60% of great acting is great hair, but |
53 | 00:07:10,247 | 00:07:12,783 | the other 30% is just showing up on time. | the other 30% is just showing up on time. |
54 | 00:07:12,917 | 00:07:14,218 | Working actor? | Working actor? |
55 | 00:07:14,351 | 00:07:18,222 | You landed one non-union anti vaping commercial | You landed one non-union anti vaping commercial |
56 | 00:07:18,355 | 00:07:21,325 | for a $500 buy out, and now you're a working actor? | for a $500 buy out, and now you're a working actor? |
57 | 00:07:23,227 | 00:07:27,598 | It's my life, and my lungs, and it's | It's my life, and my lungs, and it's |
58 | 00:07:27,730 | 00:07:30,968 | just not cool. Escape the vape. | just not cool. Escape the vape. |
59 | 00:07:31,835 | 00:07:33,771 | Your sister scares me bro. | Your sister scares me bro. |
60 | 00:07:33,904 | 00:07:35,105 | You have no idea. | You have no idea. |
61 | 00:07:38,842 | 00:07:40,411 | What the fuck. | What the fuck. |
62 | 00:07:41,679 | 00:07:43,847 | Ok guys, check this out. This is that haunted corn maze thing in | Ok guys, check this out. This is that haunted corn maze thing in |
63 | 00:07:43,981 | 00:07:45,683 | Davis Jamie Solis was telling me about it. | Davis Jamie Solis was telling me about it. |
64 | 00:07:45,816 | 00:07:47,885 | Yeah, it's Fright Farm or something. | Yeah, it's Fright Farm or something. |
65 | 00:07:48,018 | 00:07:50,287 | We should totally do this! | We should totally do this! |
66 | 00:07:51,021 | 00:07:53,424 | I don't know. I don't like the weird people | I don't know. I don't like the weird people |
67 | 00:07:53,557 | 00:07:54,858 | touching you and shit. | touching you and shit. |
68 | 00:07:54,992 | 00:07:57,061 | Seriously lotion boy? | Seriously lotion boy? |
69 | 00:07:57,194 | 00:07:58,395 | What else are we gonna do? | What else are we gonna do? |
70 | 00:07:58,529 | 00:08:00,164 | Movie. | Movie. |
71 | 00:08:00,297 | 00:08:03,133 | Can we just do something different for a change? | Can we just do something different for a change? |
72 | 00:08:04,401 | 00:08:05,369 | Well, what do you mean? | Well, what do you mean? |
73 | 00:08:06,370 | 00:08:08,172 | All we do is either have someone buy us beer | All we do is either have someone buy us beer |
74 | 00:08:08,305 | 00:08:10,708 | or go somewhere and play drinking games. I mean, come on. | or go somewhere and play drinking games. I mean, come on. |
75 | 00:08:10,841 | 00:08:13,510 | Or we go to the movies, or dinner. | Or we go to the movies, or dinner. |
76 | 00:08:13,644 | 00:08:15,279 | Ok, well it's a small town, it's | Ok, well it's a small town, it's |
77 | 00:08:15,412 | 00:08:17,248 | not my fault we are limited on options. | not my fault we are limited on options. |
78 | 00:08:17,381 | 00:08:20,284 | We should totally do this! It's only an hour away! | We should totally do this! It's only an hour away! |
79 | 00:08:20,417 | 00:08:22,519 | Rustin wants to, don't you. | Rustin wants to, don't you. |
80 | 00:08:23,287 | 00:08:27,191 | No. No I don't think we should. | No. No I don't think we should. |
81 | 00:08:28,192 | 00:08:29,126 | Why? | Why? |
82 | 00:08:29,260 | 00:08:31,562 | You guys, that place is bad, | You guys, that place is bad, |
83 | 00:08:31,695 | 00:08:35,532 | like very bad. | like very bad. |
84 | 00:08:40,237 | 00:08:42,339 | People really got killed there. | People really got killed there. |
85 | 00:08:42,740 | 00:08:45,075 | Nice try Macbeth! | Nice try Macbeth! |
86 | 00:08:45,209 | 00:08:47,044 | See this is why you never get cast. | See this is why you never get cast. |
87 | 00:08:47,177 | 00:08:49,146 | Shut up Melanie! You don't know! There's a lot of | Shut up Melanie! You don't know! There's a lot of |
88 | 00:08:49,280 | 00:08:52,149 | reasons I never get cast. | reasons I never get cast. |
89 | 00:08:52,283 | 00:08:54,351 | It's true. | It's true. |
90 | 00:08:55,853 | 00:08:58,155 | Ok so like 15 years ago, | Ok so like 15 years ago, |
91 | 00:08:58,289 | 00:09:02,192 | before it was a haunt, this satanic clan broke into one of | before it was a haunt, this satanic clan broke into one of |
92 | 00:09:02,326 | 00:09:04,695 | the cornfields and they set up this altar. | the cornfields and they set up this altar. |
93 | 00:09:04,828 | 00:09:06,997 | They kidnapped a local virgin girl and | They kidnapped a local virgin girl and |
94 | 00:09:07,131 | 00:09:08,565 | offered her up as sacrifice by | offered her up as sacrifice by |
95 | 00:09:09,768 | 00:09:13,370 | systematically dissecting her while she was still alive. | systematically dissecting her while she was still alive. |
96 | 00:09:13,971 | 00:09:18,175 | By the time the cops got there, the only thing left was this 11 | By the time the cops got there, the only thing left was this 11 |
97 | 00:09:18,309 | 00:09:20,444 | inch piece on her skin that looked like it had been peeled | inch piece on her skin that looked like it had been peeled |
98 | 00:09:20,577 | 00:09:22,746 | off by some kind of potato peeler or something. | off by some kind of potato peeler or something. |
99 | 00:09:22,880 | 00:09:25,983 | You are so full of shit. | You are so full of shit. |
100 | 00:09:26,116 | 00:09:28,218 | Fuck you. It's true. It was on the news! | Fuck you. It's true. It was on the news! |
101 | 00:09:28,352 | 00:09:30,587 | The killer shot a video and everything. Crazy. | The killer shot a video and everything. Crazy. |
102 | 00:09:30,721 | 00:09:32,690 | Let me see. Give it. | Let me see. Give it. |
103 | 00:09:32,823 | 00:09:33,724 | Ok, here, look. | Ok, here, look. |
104 | 00:09:33,857 | 00:09:34,992 | Give it. | Give it. |
105 | 00:09:36,026 | 00:09:38,862 | I'll be right there. | I'll be right there. |
106 | 00:09:44,635 | 00:09:46,904 | Rustin! God damn it! | Rustin! God damn it! |
107 | 00:09:47,037 | 00:09:50,174 | Alright, you little bitches better sack up | Alright, you little bitches better sack up |
108 | 00:09:50,307 | 00:09:51,375 | because we are totally doing this. | because we are totally doing this. |
109 | 00:09:51,508 | 00:09:52,476 | Whoa, Hey! | Whoa, Hey! |
110 | 00:09:52,609 | 00:09:54,945 | Oh if you're scared I totally get it. | Oh if you're scared I totally get it. |
111 | 00:09:55,079 | 00:09:56,680 | Shut up Melanie, you know I'm not scared! | Shut up Melanie, you know I'm not scared! |
112 | 00:09:56,815 | 00:09:58,749 | I was the only one at Brandon's 10th birthday to | I was the only one at Brandon's 10th birthday to |
113 | 00:09:58,882 | 00:09:59,950 | watch all the Nightmare on Elm Streets | watch all the Nightmare on Elm Streets |
114 | 00:10:00,084 | 00:10:01,385 | and not even cover my eyes once. | and not even cover my eyes once. |
115 | 00:10:03,020 | 00:10:04,488 | Whatever. I am in. | Whatever. I am in. |
116 | 00:10:04,621 | 00:10:06,123 | You know, guys please. Let's not be the | You know, guys please. Let's not be the |
117 | 00:10:06,256 | 00:10:07,826 | group that all does the "I'm in thing." | group that all does the "I'm in thing." |
118 | 00:10:07,958 | 00:10:10,127 | I don't know. I am pretty sure my girlfriend dressed up in this | I don't know. I am pretty sure my girlfriend dressed up in this |
119 | 00:10:10,260 | 00:10:11,362 | nice cheerleader outfit to... | nice cheerleader outfit to... |
120 | 00:10:11,495 | 00:10:14,365 | you know. I'm pretty sure I'm in. | you know. I'm pretty sure I'm in. |
121 | 00:10:18,502 | 00:10:20,270 | Alright, fuck! Fine, you guys want to | Alright, fuck! Fine, you guys want to |
122 | 00:10:20,404 | 00:10:22,406 | hang out with a bunch of 10 year olds, we'll go to the corn maze. | hang out with a bunch of 10 year olds, we'll go to the corn maze. |
123 | 00:10:22,539 | 00:10:25,042 | Jesus. But we're bringing your flask. | Jesus. But we're bringing your flask. |
124 | 00:10:25,175 | 00:10:26,643 | Oh hell yeah we bring my flask. | Oh hell yeah we bring my flask. |
125 | 00:10:31,515 | 00:10:33,617 | Not my car. I'm low on gas. | Not my car. I'm low on gas. |
126 | 00:10:33,752 | 00:10:35,052 | Yeah, and drinking. | Yeah, and drinking. |
127 | 00:10:36,053 | 00:10:36,788 | No, we can take my car, but you have to drive. | No, we can take my car, but you have to drive. |
128 | 00:10:37,488 | 00:10:39,089 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
129 | 00:10:39,223 | 00:10:40,759 | Look Mel, we talked about this. If you want to be a | Look Mel, we talked about this. If you want to be a |
130 | 00:10:40,891 | 00:10:43,360 | fucking nerd and not drink with us that's fine, but you're gonna | fucking nerd and not drink with us that's fine, but you're gonna |
131 | 00:10:43,494 | 00:10:44,995 | have to drive. It's the right thing to do. | have to drive. It's the right thing to do. |
132 | 00:10:45,129 | 00:10:46,029 | Fuck off, Rustin. | Fuck off, Rustin. |
133 | 00:10:46,163 | 00:10:47,297 | Oh hey, can we stop by my | Oh hey, can we stop by my |
134 | 00:10:47,431 | 00:10:48,800 | house on the way so I can change? | house on the way so I can change? |
135 | 00:10:48,932 | 00:10:50,501 | Babe, you know you chose to wear this. | Babe, you know you chose to wear this. |
136 | 00:10:50,634 | 00:10:54,338 | Excuse me? You can't expect me to go wearing this. | Excuse me? You can't expect me to go wearing this. |
137 | 00:10:56,473 | 00:10:57,641 | Guys, ya know. | Guys, ya know. |
138 | 00:10:57,776 | 00:10:59,778 | No. 100% you're gonna wear that. | No. 100% you're gonna wear that. |
139 | 00:10:59,910 | 00:11:00,812 | Melanie. | Melanie. |
140 | 00:11:01,745 | 00:11:04,849 | I'm sorry, I'm with the guys on this one, | I'm sorry, I'm with the guys on this one, |
141 | 00:11:04,982 | 00:11:06,617 | it's way too good to pass up. | it's way too good to pass up. |
142 | 00:11:06,751 | 00:11:07,752 | Hey, sack up, right? | Hey, sack up, right? |
143 | 00:11:07,886 | 00:11:10,220 | I fucking hate you guys. | I fucking hate you guys. |
144 | 00:11:16,059 | 00:11:18,797 | Whoa, since when do you carry a knife? | Whoa, since when do you carry a knife? |
145 | 00:11:19,329 | 00:11:21,398 | Ever since the Time's Up Movement started. | Ever since the Time's Up Movement started. |
146 | 00:11:21,532 | 00:11:24,836 | If somebody fucks with me, I am feeding them their balls. | If somebody fucks with me, I am feeding them their balls. |
147 | 00:11:25,302 | 00:11:27,438 | Jesus dude, why are you always so angry? | Jesus dude, why are you always so angry? |
148 | 00:11:27,571 | 00:11:29,506 | Whatever, I think it's bad ass. | Whatever, I think it's bad ass. |
149 | 00:11:29,640 | 00:11:30,574 | You're awesome Mel! | You're awesome Mel! |
150 | 00:11:30,707 | 00:11:31,608 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
151 | 00:11:32,976 | 00:11:34,111 | You guys, let's play a game. | You guys, let's play a game. |
152 | 00:11:34,244 | 00:11:36,146 | Oh yeah, how about we play padiddle? | Oh yeah, how about we play padiddle? |
153 | 00:11:36,280 | 00:11:37,748 | What is padiddle? | What is padiddle? |
154 | 00:11:37,882 | 00:11:41,018 | Padiddle, a game where you see a car, the headlight is | Padiddle, a game where you see a car, the headlight is |
155 | 00:11:41,151 | 00:11:43,320 | out, you have to be the first person to go padiddle and if you | out, you have to be the first person to go padiddle and if you |
156 | 00:11:43,454 | 00:11:44,823 | are right, everybody in the car | are right, everybody in the car |
157 | 00:11:44,955 | 00:11:46,256 | has to take off an article of clothing. | has to take off an article of clothing. |
158 | 00:11:46,390 | 00:11:48,192 | Gross, why do all your games end | Gross, why do all your games end |
159 | 00:11:48,325 | 00:11:49,928 | with me and my sister getting naked together? | with me and my sister getting naked together? |
160 | 00:11:51,495 | 00:11:54,731 | Alright, let's play two lies and a truth. | Alright, let's play two lies and a truth. |
161 | 00:11:54,866 | 00:11:58,202 | Guys, let's not do the expositional dialogue thing, ok? | Guys, let's not do the expositional dialogue thing, ok? |
162 | 00:11:58,335 | 00:12:00,437 | Let's just you two grope each other in the back seat. | Let's just you two grope each other in the back seat. |
163 | 00:12:00,571 | 00:12:02,973 | We'll pretend it doesn't make us very uncomfortable and we'll | We'll pretend it doesn't make us very uncomfortable and we'll |
164 | 00:12:03,106 | 00:12:04,208 | listen to music up here and | listen to music up here and |
165 | 00:12:05,008 | 00:12:05,777 | we'll just we'll drive. You know? | we'll just we'll drive. You know? |
166 | 00:12:05,910 | 00:12:06,643 | Well that's cool. | Well that's cool. |
167 | 00:12:06,778 | 00:12:08,245 | Sounds good. | Sounds good. |
168 | 00:12:35,974 | 00:12:37,674 | Alright everyone let's settle down and let's get this | Alright everyone let's settle down and let's get this |
169 | 00:12:37,809 | 00:12:40,611 | safety meeting over with so we can start our work day. | safety meeting over with so we can start our work day. |
170 | 00:12:49,553 | 00:12:54,324 | It's another night, and the season is almost over, | It's another night, and the season is almost over, |
171 | 00:12:54,458 | 00:12:57,094 | so we've got to keep our energy levels up | so we've got to keep our energy levels up |
172 | 00:12:57,227 | 00:12:59,329 | and not make any lazy mistakes out there. | and not make any lazy mistakes out there. |
173 | 00:12:59,463 | 00:13:02,633 | Remember we're a small business. | Remember we're a small business. |
174 | 00:13:02,767 | 00:13:04,434 | A family business. | A family business. |
175 | 00:13:04,568 | 00:13:07,538 | So we've got to work twice as hard to beat | So we've got to work twice as hard to beat |
176 | 00:13:07,671 | 00:13:11,208 | those strip mall pop up haunts that have deep pockets. | those strip mall pop up haunts that have deep pockets. |
177 | 00:13:11,341 | 00:13:12,609 | And you know how we beat em? | And you know how we beat em? |
178 | 00:13:12,743 | 00:13:15,512 | We beat them with our hearts and our passion. | We beat them with our hearts and our passion. |
179 | 00:13:15,646 | 00:13:19,316 | Because we give our customers an amazing experience, | Because we give our customers an amazing experience, |
180 | 00:13:19,449 | 00:13:24,054 | and we thrive, thrive on word of mouth. | and we thrive, thrive on word of mouth. |
181 | 00:13:26,189 | 00:13:30,795 | Now boys, the guests in the VIP maze, | Now boys, the guests in the VIP maze, |
182 | 00:13:31,461 | 00:13:33,564 | they need special attention. | they need special attention. |
183 | 00:13:33,697 | 00:13:37,601 | God Damnit Andy get off your fucking phone! | God Damnit Andy get off your fucking phone! |
184 | 00:13:41,839 | 00:13:44,675 | As I was saying, if you have any questions just | As I was saying, if you have any questions just |
185 | 00:13:44,809 | 00:13:49,112 | ask your sister. And can we just-can we try, for the love of | ask your sister. And can we just-can we try, for the love of |
186 | 00:13:49,246 | 00:13:50,681 | God to keep the mess down. | God to keep the mess down. |
187 | 00:13:50,815 | 00:13:52,416 | Laundry ain't cheap. | Laundry ain't cheap. |
188 | 00:13:52,749 | 00:13:57,055 | We got to keep costs down to keep the doors open, | We got to keep costs down to keep the doors open, |
189 | 00:13:57,187 | 00:13:59,222 | to continue your mother's legacy. | to continue your mother's legacy. |
190 | 00:13:59,356 | 00:14:03,226 | Oh, and brother Deacon was kind enough | Oh, and brother Deacon was kind enough |
191 | 00:14:03,360 | 00:14:05,195 | to bake some peanut butter delights | to bake some peanut butter delights |
192 | 00:14:05,329 | 00:14:07,065 | so make sure you grab one on your way out. | so make sure you grab one on your way out. |
193 | 00:14:07,197 | 00:14:08,833 | Oh and Deacon, | Oh and Deacon, |
194 | 00:14:08,967 | 00:14:12,804 | they are very, very good. | they are very, very good. |
195 | 00:14:13,805 | 00:14:18,042 | Ok... | Ok... |
196 | 00:14:18,175 | 00:14:19,710 | let's bring it in. | let's bring it in. |
197 | 00:14:27,284 | 00:14:28,953 | Sweetie, | Sweetie, |
198 | 00:14:30,088 | 00:14:34,491 | I know you're up there looking down upon us, | I know you're up there looking down upon us, |
199 | 00:14:34,625 | 00:14:38,128 | so proud of the work we're doing | so proud of the work we're doing |
200 | 00:14:39,596 | 00:14:42,466 | and just know that there isn't a | and just know that there isn't a |
201 | 00:14:42,599 | 00:14:45,168 | day that goes by that we don't think | day that goes by that we don't think |
202 | 00:14:45,302 | 00:14:46,470 | of you and miss you. | of you and miss you. |
203 | 00:14:49,073 | 00:14:51,208 | Sweetie, we figured it out. | Sweetie, we figured it out. |
204 | 00:14:52,944 | 00:14:54,711 | We finally figured it out | We finally figured it out |
205 | 00:14:57,015 | 00:14:59,249 | and everything is | and everything is |
206 | 00:14:59,383 | 00:15:01,284 | gonna change for the better. | gonna change for the better. |
207 | 00:15:03,021 | 00:15:05,857 | Your boys and little girl | Your boys and little girl |
208 | 00:15:07,058 | 00:15:08,492 | have grown up strong. | have grown up strong. |
209 | 00:15:09,127 | 00:15:11,495 | Please watch over them | Please watch over them |
210 | 00:15:12,195 | 00:15:14,832 | and guide them as they | and guide them as they |
211 | 00:15:14,966 | 00:15:16,266 | continue your legacy. | continue your legacy. |
212 | 00:15:19,569 | 00:15:23,440 | Just know that we love you and miss you. | Just know that we love you and miss you. |
213 | 00:15:27,444 | 00:15:32,150 | Ok. Let's finish this. | Ok. Let's finish this. |
214 | 00:15:40,892 | 00:15:42,693 | Don't forget your two for one | Don't forget your two for one |
215 | 00:15:42,827 | 00:15:47,297 | combo with any student ID at Fear Farm! | combo with any student ID at Fear Farm! |
216 | 00:15:54,271 | 00:15:57,108 | Alright guys, you're not listening. | Alright guys, you're not listening. |
217 | 00:15:57,240 | 00:15:59,409 | There's already been a famous Justin. | There's already been a famous Justin. |
218 | 00:15:59,543 | 00:16:01,779 | There's already been a famous Dustin | There's already been a famous Dustin |
219 | 00:16:01,913 | 00:16:05,315 | which means the world is ready for a famous Rustin. | which means the world is ready for a famous Rustin. |
220 | 00:16:05,449 | 00:16:07,185 | Now I'm the most popular Rustin on social media | Now I'm the most popular Rustin on social media |
221 | 00:16:07,317 | 00:16:08,585 | by almost 200 people. | by almost 200 people. |
222 | 00:16:08,753 | 00:16:11,254 | So when that excellent opportunity meets my | So when that excellent opportunity meets my |
223 | 00:16:11,722 | 00:16:12,790 | incredible online preparation, I'm gonna break through to the | incredible online preparation, I'm gonna break through to the |
224 | 00:16:13,590 | 00:16:14,158 | big screen and when that happens, | big screen and when that happens, |
225 | 00:16:14,892 | 00:16:15,559 | what are you gonna do, dude? | what are you gonna do, dude? |
226 | 00:16:16,259 | 00:16:17,260 | Play professional soccer, ok? | Play professional soccer, ok? |
227 | 00:16:17,394 | 00:16:18,528 | You don't even look Italian. | You don't even look Italian. |
228 | 00:16:18,662 | 00:16:20,230 | Bro you know what? It can happen. | Bro you know what? It can happen. |
229 | 00:16:20,363 | 00:16:21,398 | Ok? I believe it. | Ok? I believe it. |
230 | 00:16:21,531 | 00:16:22,733 | Yeah, baby. | Yeah, baby. |
231 | 00:16:23,067 | 00:16:25,268 | Dude, all I'm saying is that any day now, they're gonna | Dude, all I'm saying is that any day now, they're gonna |
232 | 00:16:25,702 | 00:16:26,536 | find me and they're gonna be like oh my God, it's just what | find me and they're gonna be like oh my God, it's just what |
233 | 00:16:26,670 | 00:16:27,604 | we've always wanted, | we've always wanted, |
234 | 00:16:28,739 | 00:16:29,406 | another passibly handsome, generic looking white guy. | another passibly handsome, generic looking white guy. |
235 | 00:16:29,539 | 00:16:30,607 | This is perfect. | This is perfect. |
236 | 00:16:31,708 | 00:16:32,342 | I'm gonna get a big agent and it's gonna be crazy. | I'm gonna get a big agent and it's gonna be crazy. |
237 | 00:16:35,378 | 00:16:37,148 | Jesus, man! | Jesus, man! |
238 | 00:16:37,782 | 00:16:41,651 | Hey aren't you the "Escape the Vape" guy? | Hey aren't you the "Escape the Vape" guy? |
239 | 00:16:41,786 | 00:16:44,287 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
240 | 00:16:45,056 | 00:16:48,025 | Yeah, come on let's do this. Pull out your phone. | Yeah, come on let's do this. Pull out your phone. |
241 | 00:16:49,392 | 00:16:50,594 | What? | What? |
242 | 00:16:50,727 | 00:16:51,996 | Yeah, you want a selfie, right? | Yeah, you want a selfie, right? |
243 | 00:16:52,130 | 00:16:53,497 | I'm sorry dude, I don't do autographs. | I'm sorry dude, I don't do autographs. |
244 | 00:16:53,630 | 00:16:54,966 | I don't want to make a scene you know. | I don't want to make a scene you know. |
245 | 00:16:55,099 | 00:16:56,000 | Nah, I'm good. | Nah, I'm good. |
246 | 00:16:57,135 | 00:16:59,336 | I mean I'll do it. We can use my phone if you want. | I mean I'll do it. We can use my phone if you want. |
247 | 00:16:59,469 | 00:17:00,838 | Alright Ryan Gosling, let's move on. | Alright Ryan Gosling, let's move on. |
248 | 00:17:01,538 | 00:17:03,607 | You really think I look like Ryan Gosling? | You really think I look like Ryan Gosling? |
249 | 00:17:03,740 | 00:17:05,076 | I've been doing something with my hair. | I've been doing something with my hair. |
250 | 00:17:05,209 | 00:17:06,343 | Absolutely not. | Absolutely not. |
251 | 00:17:08,645 | 00:17:10,447 | I've gotta hit it real quick before we go. | I've gotta hit it real quick before we go. |
252 | 00:17:10,580 | 00:17:12,116 | I've gotta piss like a race horse. | I've gotta piss like a race horse. |
253 | 00:17:12,250 | 00:17:14,152 | Gross, dude. The only thing I'm actually scared of here are | Gross, dude. The only thing I'm actually scared of here are |
254 | 00:17:14,284 | 00:17:15,552 | those fucking porta potties. | those fucking porta potties. |
255 | 00:17:15,853 | 00:17:17,487 | You know Becky Snyder got crabs from one of those. | You know Becky Snyder got crabs from one of those. |
256 | 00:17:17,755 | 00:17:19,356 | Didn't you give Becky crabs? | Didn't you give Becky crabs? |
257 | 00:17:19,489 | 00:17:22,260 | HA HA. No, she gave me crabs. So- | HA HA. No, she gave me crabs. So- |
258 | 00:17:22,392 | 00:17:24,028 | Ew. Fuck Rustin, you have crabs? | Ew. Fuck Rustin, you have crabs? |
259 | 00:17:24,162 | 00:17:26,663 | 1 in 2 Americans are gonna get an STD in their life. | 1 in 2 Americans are gonna get an STD in their life. |
260 | 00:17:26,798 | 00:17:28,766 | 80% of those are gonna get it in college. | 80% of those are gonna get it in college. |
261 | 00:17:28,900 | 00:17:31,002 | As someone who's almost completed an entire semester of | As someone who's almost completed an entire semester of |
262 | 00:17:31,135 | 00:17:34,172 | college 4 times, I'm still well below the average 3. | college 4 times, I'm still well below the average 3. |
263 | 00:17:34,304 | 00:17:37,340 | And yet I am still taking a piss dude, so let's go. | And yet I am still taking a piss dude, so let's go. |
264 | 00:17:37,474 | 00:17:38,408 | Ah, me too. | Ah, me too. |
265 | 00:17:38,542 | 00:17:39,777 | What? You literally just said-- | What? You literally just said-- |
266 | 00:17:40,111 | 00:17:41,913 | Yeah dude, you can't get crabs if you don't have pubes. | Yeah dude, you can't get crabs if you don't have pubes. |
267 | 00:17:42,046 | 00:17:43,915 | Have fun. | Have fun. |
268 | 00:17:44,048 | 00:17:45,582 | Hey I thought you gave Becky crabs. | Hey I thought you gave Becky crabs. |
269 | 00:17:45,715 | 00:17:47,952 | God no. My ex McKenna did. | God no. My ex McKenna did. |
270 | 00:18:01,999 | 00:18:04,334 | So I read online we gotta go to the south | So I read online we gotta go to the south |
271 | 00:18:04,467 | 00:18:05,870 | entrance to sign up for the maze. | entrance to sign up for the maze. |
272 | 00:18:07,171 | 00:18:08,239 | Alright then. Let's stop fucking around here and do this thing. | Alright then. Let's stop fucking around here and do this thing. |
273 | 00:18:08,371 | 00:18:09,273 | I'll text the boys. | I'll text the boys. |
274 | 00:18:09,406 | 00:18:11,541 | Ok. | Ok. |
275 | 00:18:13,510 | 00:18:15,913 | That looks almost too good to be here. | That looks almost too good to be here. |
276 | 00:18:16,047 | 00:18:16,914 | What? | What? |
277 | 00:18:17,048 | 00:18:18,015 | That scarecrow. | That scarecrow. |
278 | 00:18:18,816 | 00:18:20,284 | Dude, there's nothing there. | Dude, there's nothing there. |
279 | 00:18:23,187 | 00:18:26,456 | I swear there was a creepy ass scarecrow there. | I swear there was a creepy ass scarecrow there. |
280 | 00:18:26,590 | 00:18:27,959 | Isn't that kinda the point of this place? | Isn't that kinda the point of this place? |
281 | 00:18:28,092 | 00:18:29,060 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
282 | 00:18:30,527 | 00:18:35,333 | I've got spirit, yes I do! I've got spirit, how about you? | I've got spirit, yes I do! I've got spirit, how about you? |
283 | 00:18:35,465 | 00:18:38,236 | You look like a shitty porn star! | You look like a shitty porn star! |
284 | 00:18:39,270 | 00:18:42,840 | I'm gonna fucking kill Rustin for spreading that rumor. | I'm gonna fucking kill Rustin for spreading that rumor. |
285 | 00:18:42,974 | 00:18:44,342 | Fucking- | Fucking- |
286 | 00:18:44,474 | 00:18:45,776 | I think you look hot. | I think you look hot. |
287 | 00:18:53,550 | 00:18:55,186 | Oh Jesus! Fuck! | Oh Jesus! Fuck! |
288 | 00:18:57,054 | 00:18:58,155 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
289 | 00:18:59,257 | 00:19:02,093 | Occupied means occupied! Dickfer! | Occupied means occupied! Dickfer! |
290 | 00:19:04,161 | 00:19:05,395 | That was awesome. | That was awesome. |
291 | 00:19:05,528 | 00:19:07,430 | Dude I got piss on me. | Dude I got piss on me. |
292 | 00:19:07,564 | 00:19:08,799 | Yeah I know it was a good prank. | Yeah I know it was a good prank. |
293 | 00:19:08,933 | 00:19:10,667 | Did you hear he called you Dickfer? | Did you hear he called you Dickfer? |
294 | 00:19:10,801 | 00:19:12,469 | What's a Dickfer? | What's a Dickfer? |
295 | 00:19:12,602 | 00:19:13,971 | From what I hear, | From what I hear, |
296 | 00:19:14,105 | 00:19:16,573 | yours is for well lubricated masturbation. | yours is for well lubricated masturbation. |
297 | 00:19:17,241 | 00:19:20,477 | Girls are at the south gate. | Girls are at the south gate. |
298 | 00:19:33,057 | 00:19:35,793 | Welcome to Fear Pharm. | Welcome to Fear Pharm. |
299 | 00:19:35,927 | 00:19:38,628 | For your safety and that of others, | For your safety and that of others, |
300 | 00:19:38,763 | 00:19:42,432 | we ask you to abide by a few simple rules. | we ask you to abide by a few simple rules. |
301 | 00:19:42,565 | 00:19:46,670 | First of all please turn in all of your cell phones before | First of all please turn in all of your cell phones before |
302 | 00:19:46,804 | 00:19:48,272 | entering the maze. Don't worry. | entering the maze. Don't worry. |
303 | 00:19:48,406 | 00:19:49,840 | You'll get them back. | You'll get them back. |
304 | 00:19:50,440 | 00:19:55,413 | Also, each guest will be stamped for your own safety. | Also, each guest will be stamped for your own safety. |
305 | 00:19:56,013 | 00:19:58,916 | Our maze is over 100 acres long. | Our maze is over 100 acres long. |
306 | 00:19:59,616 | 00:20:01,718 | You don't want to get lost in there. | You don't want to get lost in there. |
307 | 00:20:08,692 | 00:20:11,561 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
308 | 00:20:18,302 | 00:20:19,502 | Is everything okay? | Is everything okay? |
309 | 00:20:35,119 | 00:20:37,721 | Yeah I don't blame you. | Yeah I don't blame you. |
310 | 00:20:53,570 | 00:20:56,007 | What's going on? Is everything alright? | What's going on? Is everything alright? |
311 | 00:20:56,140 | 00:20:58,342 | Is there something wrong with my stamp? | Is there something wrong with my stamp? |
312 | 00:20:58,476 | 00:21:00,878 | Everything's fine. | Everything's fine. |
313 | 00:21:01,012 | 00:21:02,746 | Do you know what this stamp means? | Do you know what this stamp means? |
314 | 00:21:02,880 | 00:21:05,249 | No. What does it mean? | No. What does it mean? |
315 | 00:21:05,383 | 00:21:08,119 | It means that you're the 10,000th visitor to | It means that you're the 10,000th visitor to |
316 | 00:21:08,252 | 00:21:09,253 | our maze this season. | our maze this season. |
317 | 00:21:09,387 | 00:21:12,323 | Sweet. So then what? | Sweet. So then what? |
318 | 00:21:12,456 | 00:21:16,526 | It means that you get to visit our VIP maze experience. | It means that you get to visit our VIP maze experience. |
319 | 00:21:25,469 | 00:21:27,004 | What do you say Bobby? | What do you say Bobby? |
320 | 00:21:33,277 | 00:21:37,148 | So, which one of you is the lucky winner? | So, which one of you is the lucky winner? |
321 | 00:21:37,281 | 00:21:39,716 | Uh, that's me. I guess. | Uh, that's me. I guess. |
322 | 00:21:39,850 | 00:21:42,420 | Well congratulations... | Well congratulations... |
323 | 00:21:42,552 | 00:21:43,421 | Melanie. | Melanie. |
324 | 00:21:43,553 | 00:21:45,890 | Melanie, Melanie... | Melanie, Melanie... |
325 | 00:21:46,023 | 00:21:47,124 | Brandon. | Brandon. |
326 | 00:21:47,258 | 00:21:48,492 | Wendy. | Wendy. |
327 | 00:21:48,625 | 00:21:49,692 | Rustin. | Rustin. |
328 | 00:21:49,827 | 00:21:54,398 | Melanie, Brandon, Wendy, Rustin. | Melanie, Brandon, Wendy, Rustin. |
329 | 00:21:54,532 | 00:21:55,399 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
330 | 00:21:55,533 | 00:21:56,566 | Great name. | Great name. |
331 | 00:21:56,699 | 00:21:57,600 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
332 | 00:21:57,734 | 00:21:59,036 | Well I'm Herschel, | Well I'm Herschel, |
333 | 00:22:00,271 | 00:22:02,073 | Herschel Walker, and I just so happen to own this place. | Herschel Walker, and I just so happen to own this place. |
334 | 00:22:02,206 | 00:22:03,107 | Very cool. | Very cool. |
335 | 00:22:03,908 | 00:22:05,910 | Thank you, and Melanie here just | Thank you, and Melanie here just |
336 | 00:22:06,043 | 00:22:09,413 | so happens to be our 10,000th customer this season. | so happens to be our 10,000th customer this season. |
337 | 00:22:09,547 | 00:22:11,015 | That is what they tell me. | That is what they tell me. |
338 | 00:22:11,849 | 00:22:13,417 | So what does it mean? | So what does it mean? |
339 | 00:22:13,551 | 00:22:16,420 | Like we get a couple t-shirts, a free t-shirt or something? | Like we get a couple t-shirts, a free t-shirt or something? |
340 | 00:22:16,554 | 00:22:18,122 | Hey, what's the VIP maze? | Hey, what's the VIP maze? |
341 | 00:22:21,792 | 00:22:25,930 | Well, looks like somebody spoiled the surprise. | Well, looks like somebody spoiled the surprise. |
342 | 00:22:26,063 | 00:22:29,934 | Sorry. I just-I get so excited. | Sorry. I just-I get so excited. |
343 | 00:22:33,636 | 00:22:35,372 | I completely understand. | I completely understand. |
344 | 00:22:37,408 | 00:22:38,876 | The VIP maze | The VIP maze |
345 | 00:22:39,009 | 00:22:42,679 | happens maybe once a year. | happens maybe once a year. |
346 | 00:22:43,881 | 00:22:45,916 | You know, we're a small family business. | You know, we're a small family business. |
347 | 00:22:46,050 | 00:22:49,520 | So sometimes we don't even get 10,000 visitors. | So sometimes we don't even get 10,000 visitors. |
348 | 00:22:49,652 | 00:22:51,822 | Heck sometimes we build the VIP maze and nobody | Heck sometimes we build the VIP maze and nobody |
349 | 00:22:51,956 | 00:22:53,357 | is there to experience it. | is there to experience it. |
350 | 00:22:53,491 | 00:22:56,160 | So the VIP maze is different than the normal one? | So the VIP maze is different than the normal one? |
351 | 00:22:56,693 | 00:23:00,264 | Oh yeah, yes it is. | Oh yeah, yes it is. |
352 | 00:23:01,532 | 00:23:05,402 | Melanie, how would you and your friends like | Melanie, how would you and your friends like |
353 | 00:23:05,536 | 00:23:08,205 | to experience the VIP maze? | to experience the VIP maze? |
354 | 00:23:08,339 | 00:23:10,574 | Now I'll tell you what. | Now I'll tell you what. |
355 | 00:23:10,707 | 00:23:12,977 | You finish in under two hours, | You finish in under two hours, |
356 | 00:23:13,743 | 00:23:15,980 | you'll win $5000. | you'll win $5000. |
357 | 00:23:16,113 | 00:23:20,985 | Fuck me. I mean $5000? | Fuck me. I mean $5000? |
358 | 00:23:21,118 | 00:23:21,785 | Uh huh. | Uh huh. |
359 | 00:23:21,919 | 00:23:23,821 | $5,000 dollars, dollars? | $5,000 dollars, dollars? |
360 | 00:23:23,954 | 00:23:25,422 | Like not pumpkin money or something? | Like not pumpkin money or something? |
361 | 00:23:25,556 | 00:23:27,391 | Yes sir. | Yes sir. |
362 | 00:23:27,525 | 00:23:29,493 | You know what? It's coming to the end of the season | You know what? It's coming to the end of the season |
363 | 00:23:29,627 | 00:23:30,594 | I'll do you one better. | I'll do you one better. |
364 | 00:23:31,661 | 00:23:33,297 | You finish in under one hour and I'll double it. | You finish in under one hour and I'll double it. |
365 | 00:23:34,598 | 00:23:37,067 | $10,000? Seriously? | $10,000? Seriously? |
366 | 00:23:37,201 | 00:23:41,305 | Yes. Uh huh. What do you say Melanie? | Yes. Uh huh. What do you say Melanie? |
367 | 00:23:44,408 | 00:23:46,076 | Well don't look at me. | Well don't look at me. |
368 | 00:23:46,210 | 00:23:47,144 | You know I'm in. | You know I'm in. |
369 | 00:23:47,278 | 00:23:49,180 | There's no doubt about that, no. | There's no doubt about that, no. |
370 | 00:23:49,313 | 00:23:49,980 | I'm in. | I'm in. |
371 | 00:23:50,114 | 00:23:50,981 | Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in. | Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in. |
372 | 00:23:51,115 | 00:23:52,383 | I guess we are all in. | I guess we are all in. |
373 | 00:23:52,516 | 00:23:53,751 | Fantastic! | Fantastic! |
374 | 00:23:53,884 | 00:23:55,419 | Let's go for a ride! | Let's go for a ride! |
375 | 00:23:56,554 | 00:23:57,988 | Come on, strap in. | Come on, strap in. |
376 | 00:23:58,122 | 00:23:59,722 | Safety first, people. | Safety first, people. |
377 | 00:24:17,675 | 00:24:20,110 | Hang on! | Hang on! |
378 | 00:24:22,046 | 00:24:24,515 | Saving Private Ryan! | Saving Private Ryan! |
379 | 00:24:24,648 | 00:24:26,083 | I don't know what's happening! | I don't know what's happening! |
380 | 00:24:32,289 | 00:24:34,091 | Alright. | Alright. |
381 | 00:24:34,225 | 00:24:37,661 | Ok. Are you guys out of your fucking minds? | Ok. Are you guys out of your fucking minds? |
382 | 00:24:37,795 | 00:24:39,096 | We're all gonna die out here. | We're all gonna die out here. |
383 | 00:24:50,608 | 00:24:53,043 | Hey! It looks like we've got ourselves a road block. | Hey! It looks like we've got ourselves a road block. |
384 | 00:24:53,177 | 00:24:55,212 | I'm gonna need your help on this one. | I'm gonna need your help on this one. |
385 | 00:24:55,346 | 00:24:57,548 | Man those guns. | Man those guns. |
386 | 00:25:00,651 | 00:25:02,486 | Come on guys, nut up! | Come on guys, nut up! |
387 | 00:25:07,858 | 00:25:10,027 | Hey, hey! five bucks for every dick shot. | Hey, hey! five bucks for every dick shot. |
388 | 00:25:10,894 | 00:25:14,031 | This must be how Mariah Carey feels every day! | This must be how Mariah Carey feels every day! |
389 | 00:25:20,237 | 00:25:21,138 | See ya! | See ya! |
390 | 00:25:21,605 | 00:25:26,243 | Stop with the dick shots! | Stop with the dick shots! |
391 | 00:25:28,112 | 00:25:30,281 | Oh my God. I almost feel bad. | Oh my God. I almost feel bad. |
392 | 00:25:30,414 | 00:25:31,782 | I don't. | I don't. |
393 | 00:25:38,489 | 00:25:40,858 | Fuck yeah, dude! | Fuck yeah, dude! |
394 | 00:25:41,825 | 00:25:43,827 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
395 | 00:25:43,961 | 00:25:46,096 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
396 | 00:25:52,636 | 00:25:54,773 | So which one of these is the VIP maze? | So which one of these is the VIP maze? |
397 | 00:25:55,539 | 00:25:57,975 | Now you don't think I was gonna make it that easy, do you? | Now you don't think I was gonna make it that easy, do you? |
398 | 00:25:58,108 | 00:26:00,311 | Wait, there's more than one option? | Wait, there's more than one option? |
399 | 00:26:00,444 | 00:26:01,679 | Actually five. | Actually five. |
400 | 00:26:01,812 | 00:26:05,049 | Now they all go down and end up at the end of the maze, | Now they all go down and end up at the end of the maze, |
401 | 00:26:05,182 | 00:26:07,151 | just some take longer than others. | just some take longer than others. |
402 | 00:26:07,284 | 00:26:09,754 | Do some take longer than 2 hours? | Do some take longer than 2 hours? |
403 | 00:26:09,887 | 00:26:12,389 | Why yes Rustin, you are catching on. | Why yes Rustin, you are catching on. |
404 | 00:26:12,523 | 00:26:16,795 | Ok so we all get a path and if we're bad on | Ok so we all get a path and if we're bad on |
405 | 00:26:16,927 | 00:26:19,463 | the path and it doesn't work out, we don't get the money. | the path and it doesn't work out, we don't get the money. |
406 | 00:26:19,596 | 00:26:20,799 | Right, again. | Right, again. |
407 | 00:26:20,931 | 00:26:21,899 | Ok. | Ok. |
408 | 00:26:22,032 | 00:26:23,634 | Can we split up? | Can we split up? |
409 | 00:26:23,768 | 00:26:24,835 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
410 | 00:26:25,436 | 00:26:27,037 | Well there's 5 paths and four of us. | Well there's 5 paths and four of us. |
411 | 00:26:27,171 | 00:26:28,906 | If we split up we have a way better chance of winning. | If we split up we have a way better chance of winning. |
412 | 00:26:29,039 | 00:26:31,542 | Well I just see the wheels a' turning. | Well I just see the wheels a' turning. |
413 | 00:26:31,675 | 00:26:34,645 | Yes you can split up. | Yes you can split up. |
414 | 00:26:34,779 | 00:26:36,246 | Now, you are not required to. | Now, you are not required to. |
415 | 00:26:36,380 | 00:26:38,716 | You can all go on one path, or | You can all go on one path, or |
416 | 00:26:38,849 | 00:26:43,554 | you go your separate ways, increase your chances. | you go your separate ways, increase your chances. |
417 | 00:26:44,756 | 00:26:47,826 | If we all get there in under two hours do we all get $10,000? | If we all get there in under two hours do we all get $10,000? |
418 | 00:26:47,958 | 00:26:49,159 | Nice try. | Nice try. |
419 | 00:26:49,293 | 00:26:50,795 | Guys I don't want to split up. | Guys I don't want to split up. |
420 | 00:26:50,928 | 00:26:52,229 | Well you can go with me, baby. | Well you can go with me, baby. |
421 | 00:26:52,363 | 00:26:54,131 | Yeah we can all go together. | Yeah we can all go together. |
422 | 00:26:54,264 | 00:26:55,834 | We'll just pick one path and stick with it. | We'll just pick one path and stick with it. |
423 | 00:26:55,966 | 00:26:57,234 | Come on guys, are you serious? | Come on guys, are you serious? |
424 | 00:26:57,368 | 00:26:59,838 | Statistically if we split up we | Statistically if we split up we |
425 | 00:26:59,970 | 00:27:01,605 | have a way better chance of winning. | have a way better chance of winning. |
426 | 00:27:02,573 | 00:27:04,508 | Mel makes a good point though. | Mel makes a good point though. |
427 | 00:27:05,008 | 00:27:07,077 | Hey, do people ever get lost out here? | Hey, do people ever get lost out here? |
428 | 00:27:07,611 | 00:27:09,313 | Lost? | Lost? |
429 | 00:27:09,880 | 00:27:12,983 | Son it's a corn maze. | Son it's a corn maze. |
430 | 00:27:13,117 | 00:27:17,254 | Getting lost is kinda the point. | Getting lost is kinda the point. |
431 | 00:27:19,323 | 00:27:21,458 | And what about the satanic cult? | And what about the satanic cult? |
432 | 00:27:21,592 | 00:27:22,794 | Oh Jesus. | Oh Jesus. |
433 | 00:27:22,926 | 00:27:23,927 | The what? | The what? |
434 | 00:27:24,061 | 00:27:25,896 | 10 years ago a virgin girl was | 10 years ago a virgin girl was |
435 | 00:27:26,029 | 00:27:27,664 | sacrificed out here by a satanic cult. | sacrificed out here by a satanic cult. |
436 | 00:27:27,799 | 00:27:28,767 | It was on the news. | It was on the news. |
437 | 00:27:28,899 | 00:27:30,200 | Virgin sacrifice. | Virgin sacrifice. |
438 | 00:27:31,201 | 00:27:33,437 | Son, the average age of the corn maze is 10. | Son, the average age of the corn maze is 10. |
439 | 00:27:33,570 | 00:27:37,674 | Heck, a 12 year old girl won the $5000 in the VIP | Heck, a 12 year old girl won the $5000 in the VIP |
440 | 00:27:37,809 | 00:27:38,942 | maze just last season. | maze just last season. |
441 | 00:27:39,076 | 00:27:41,145 | Now as much as I love the mystic | Now as much as I love the mystic |
442 | 00:27:41,278 | 00:27:43,614 | and the urban legends that help keep my doors open, | and the urban legends that help keep my doors open, |
443 | 00:27:45,215 | 00:27:48,652 | in all honesty we're just a fun, family corn maze. | in all honesty we're just a fun, family corn maze. |
444 | 00:27:48,787 | 00:27:50,421 | So what do you guys want to do? | So what do you guys want to do? |
445 | 00:27:52,322 | 00:27:55,025 | You know, we don't have to do this, guys. | You know, we don't have to do this, guys. |
446 | 00:27:55,459 | 00:27:57,796 | No, we'll just hop back in the truck, go | No, we'll just hop back in the truck, go |
447 | 00:27:57,928 | 00:27:58,897 | back to the main gate and you | back to the main gate and you |
448 | 00:27:59,864 | 00:28:01,398 | guys can enjoy the normal maze if you want. | guys can enjoy the normal maze if you want. |
449 | 00:28:01,532 | 00:28:04,168 | Come on, seriously you guys. Have some balls. | Come on, seriously you guys. Have some balls. |
450 | 00:28:04,301 | 00:28:05,702 | Yeah no, Mel's right. | Yeah no, Mel's right. |
451 | 00:28:05,837 | 00:28:08,238 | We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason. | We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason. |
452 | 00:28:08,372 | 00:28:11,041 | I mean it's a child's corn maze, what could happen? | I mean it's a child's corn maze, what could happen? |
453 | 00:28:11,175 | 00:28:13,143 | Yeah, little kids do this shit. | Yeah, little kids do this shit. |
454 | 00:28:13,277 | 00:28:14,813 | Yeah, we'll each pick a different path | Yeah, we'll each pick a different path |
455 | 00:28:14,945 | 00:28:17,247 | and we'll just run for the money. Make a quick cash grab. | and we'll just run for the money. Make a quick cash grab. |
456 | 00:28:17,916 | 00:28:20,984 | Ok, ok, but I want you to enjoy the experience. | Ok, ok, but I want you to enjoy the experience. |
457 | 00:28:21,351 | 00:28:23,788 | Now I pay a lot of people to dress up to scare you guys. | Now I pay a lot of people to dress up to scare you guys. |
458 | 00:28:23,922 | 00:28:27,624 | It'd be kind of a waste just to run through the corn maze. | It'd be kind of a waste just to run through the corn maze. |
459 | 00:28:27,759 | 00:28:29,928 | Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful | Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful |
460 | 00:28:30,060 | 00:28:31,728 | man but a stupid child. | man but a stupid child. |
461 | 00:28:31,863 | 00:28:35,065 | I love you, but we come from very Republican parents. | I love you, but we come from very Republican parents. |
462 | 00:28:35,199 | 00:28:37,334 | We're all about the Benjamin's. | We're all about the Benjamin's. |
463 | 00:28:37,468 | 00:28:38,535 | Ah, I see. | Ah, I see. |
464 | 00:28:38,669 | 00:28:41,338 | Ok well, I want you guys to have a good time | Ok well, I want you guys to have a good time |
465 | 00:28:41,472 | 00:28:45,008 | alright, not focus on these Benjamin's, alright. | alright, not focus on these Benjamin's, alright. |
466 | 00:28:45,142 | 00:28:47,211 | I'm gonna do you a favor. | I'm gonna do you a favor. |
467 | 00:28:49,881 | 00:28:51,916 | Don't take the middle path. | Don't take the middle path. |
468 | 00:28:52,049 | 00:28:53,617 | Why would that be, Herschel. | Why would that be, Herschel. |
469 | 00:28:53,751 | 00:28:56,687 | Has it got a little trick or a rig in there or what? | Has it got a little trick or a rig in there or what? |
470 | 00:28:56,821 | 00:28:58,088 | It's not a trick. | It's not a trick. |
471 | 00:28:58,222 | 00:28:59,723 | People on average take the middle path. | People on average take the middle path. |
472 | 00:28:59,858 | 00:29:01,458 | That's why I made it the longest for that very reason. | That's why I made it the longest for that very reason. |
473 | 00:29:01,592 | 00:29:05,562 | Look. Four people, four paths. | Look. Four people, four paths. |
474 | 00:29:05,696 | 00:29:07,097 | Problem solved. | Problem solved. |
475 | 00:29:07,866 | 00:29:11,001 | Fuck it, let's do it! | Fuck it, let's do it! |
476 | 00:29:11,535 | 00:29:12,536 | Fuck yeah, dude! | Fuck yeah, dude! |
477 | 00:29:13,570 | 00:29:16,340 | You guys are sure. This is what we want to do? | You guys are sure. This is what we want to do? |
478 | 00:29:16,473 | 00:29:17,441 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
479 | 00:29:18,675 | 00:29:20,544 | Rustin, didn't I just tell you about the 12 year old girl? | Rustin, didn't I just tell you about the 12 year old girl? |
480 | 00:29:20,677 | 00:29:21,880 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
481 | 00:29:23,080 | 00:29:25,082 | Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare on Elm Street before you." | Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare on Elm Street before you." |
482 | 00:29:25,215 | 00:29:26,583 | Stop being such a pussy. | Stop being such a pussy. |
483 | 00:29:26,717 | 00:29:29,019 | Fuck you, Melanie! I'm just asking him some questions. | Fuck you, Melanie! I'm just asking him some questions. |
484 | 00:29:29,152 | 00:29:30,554 | God, you always do this! | God, you always do this! |
485 | 00:29:30,687 | 00:29:32,122 | This is why mom and dad don't love you as much. | This is why mom and dad don't love you as much. |
486 | 00:29:32,256 | 00:29:33,190 | Oh, that's funny? | Oh, that's funny? |
487 | 00:29:33,323 | 00:29:34,391 | Well you know what? | Well you know what? |
488 | 00:29:34,525 | 00:29:35,459 | I'm gonna get there first | I'm gonna get there first |
489 | 00:29:35,592 | 00:29:36,995 | and when I win the $10,000, | and when I win the $10,000, |
490 | 00:29:37,461 | 00:29:39,429 | we'll see who's laughing when me and Herschel are fucking models | we'll see who's laughing when me and Herschel are fucking models |
491 | 00:29:39,563 | 00:29:40,664 | in my G7. | in my G7. |
492 | 00:29:40,798 | 00:29:42,232 | Stay gold, Pony Boy. | Stay gold, Pony Boy. |
493 | 00:29:42,366 | 00:29:44,903 | You wouldn't be able to afford that with $10,000. | You wouldn't be able to afford that with $10,000. |
494 | 00:29:45,035 | 00:29:47,538 | Alright, I guess this is it. | Alright, I guess this is it. |
495 | 00:29:47,671 | 00:29:49,007 | Have fun. | Have fun. |
496 | 00:29:49,139 | 00:29:50,107 | You too, babe. | You too, babe. |
497 | 00:29:50,240 | 00:29:51,108 | See you in a couple hours, ok? | See you in a couple hours, ok? |
498 | 00:29:51,241 | 00:29:52,442 | Alright. Ok. | Alright. Ok. |
499 | 00:29:53,978 | 00:29:55,712 | Hey thank you, alright? | Hey thank you, alright? |
500 | 00:29:56,647 | 00:29:58,783 | I'm taking the path on the right! | I'm taking the path on the right! |
501 | 00:30:35,319 | 00:30:37,154 | Alright boys and girls. | Alright boys and girls. |
502 | 00:30:37,287 | 00:30:38,589 | Let's be safe out there. | Let's be safe out there. |
503 | 00:30:39,356 | 00:30:43,795 | And remember, preservation is key. | And remember, preservation is key. |
504 | 00:31:55,967 | 00:31:59,569 | I did not crush that audition this morning. | I did not crush that audition this morning. |
505 | 00:32:44,347 | 00:32:47,217 | I'm from Ohio. | I'm from Ohio. |
506 | 00:32:48,086 | 00:32:49,921 | Cool. | Cool. |
507 | 00:32:54,826 | 00:32:56,994 | Brandon takes possession of the ball. | Brandon takes possession of the ball. |
508 | 00:32:57,128 | 00:33:00,898 | Nobody can stop him and it's a goal and the crowd goes wild. | Nobody can stop him and it's a goal and the crowd goes wild. |
509 | 00:33:01,032 | 00:33:02,967 | Wild. Wild. He wins. | Wild. Wild. He wins. |
510 | 00:33:43,775 | 00:33:44,976 | Give me an "L"! | Give me an "L"! |
511 | 00:33:45,109 | 00:33:46,443 | Give me an "O"! | Give me an "O"! |
512 | 00:33:46,576 | 00:33:47,544 | Give me an "S"! | Give me an "S"! |
513 | 00:33:47,677 | 00:33:48,645 | Give me an "E"! | Give me an "E"! |
514 | 00:33:48,780 | 00:33:49,679 | Give me an "R"! | Give me an "R"! |
515 | 00:33:51,581 | 00:33:51,883 | Loser. | Loser. |
516 | 00:33:53,117 | 00:33:54,819 | Loser. | Loser. |
517 | 00:33:54,952 | 00:33:56,988 | Loser. | Loser. |
518 | 00:33:57,121 | 00:33:58,956 | Wow. Hilarious. | Wow. Hilarious. |
519 | 00:33:59,523 | 00:34:01,558 | Loser. | Loser. |
520 | 00:34:40,430 | 00:34:44,334 | Ok... | Ok... |
521 | 00:34:47,470 | 00:34:49,639 | Fuck me! | Fuck me! |
522 | 00:34:51,142 | 00:34:55,179 | You got me, man. I don't scare easy and you fucking got me. | You got me, man. I don't scare easy and you fucking got me. |
523 | 00:34:55,847 | 00:34:58,682 | You are a big motherfucker. | You are a big motherfucker. |
524 | 00:34:58,816 | 00:35:00,117 | Dude, what are you doing out here? | Dude, what are you doing out here? |
525 | 00:35:00,251 | 00:35:01,786 | You should be in movies. | You should be in movies. |
526 | 00:35:01,919 | 00:35:04,755 | Who's your agent, man? Stella? | Who's your agent, man? Stella? |
527 | 00:35:05,256 | 00:35:06,891 | You with ADA on the east side? | You with ADA on the east side? |
528 | 00:35:08,826 | 00:35:11,628 | Nothing? You can't just drop character like that. | Nothing? You can't just drop character like that. |
529 | 00:35:11,762 | 00:35:13,197 | You had the great scare, the great entrance. | You had the great scare, the great entrance. |
530 | 00:35:14,431 | 00:35:15,565 | You're fucking spooky and then you're just gonna drop it? | You're fucking spooky and then you're just gonna drop it? |
531 | 00:35:16,733 | 00:35:19,703 | Alright look buddy, let me uh give you a little advice. | Alright look buddy, let me uh give you a little advice. |
532 | 00:35:19,837 | 00:35:24,507 | Ok, I've done a little acting myself and this is basic stuff, | Ok, I've done a little acting myself and this is basic stuff, |
533 | 00:35:24,641 | 00:35:26,010 | real simple. It's Meisner, ok? | real simple. It's Meisner, ok? |
534 | 00:35:26,143 | 00:35:29,746 | You gotta invent the memory, alright? | You gotta invent the memory, alright? |
535 | 00:35:29,881 | 00:35:32,549 | Now I know in real life you're probably this average Joe. | Now I know in real life you're probably this average Joe. |
536 | 00:35:32,682 | 00:35:34,551 | You know you spend a lot of time | You know you spend a lot of time |
537 | 00:35:34,684 | 00:35:36,254 | fucking around in a corn maze. | fucking around in a corn maze. |
538 | 00:35:36,386 | 00:35:37,889 | Don't get laid enough. | Don't get laid enough. |
539 | 00:35:38,022 | 00:35:40,390 | Whatever. Whatever. Whatever your life is use that ok? | Whatever. Whatever. Whatever your life is use that ok? |
540 | 00:35:40,523 | 00:35:42,193 | But when you put on that mask alright? | But when you put on that mask alright? |
541 | 00:35:42,326 | 00:35:46,596 | You've got to know that you are a psychotic murderer | You've got to know that you are a psychotic murderer |
542 | 00:35:46,730 | 00:35:47,798 | capable of anything. | capable of anything. |
543 | 00:35:47,932 | 00:35:49,033 | Alright it's um- | Alright it's um- |
544 | 00:35:49,399 | 00:35:51,601 | There's a quote from one of my favorite actors right, | There's a quote from one of my favorite actors right, |
545 | 00:35:51,735 | 00:35:52,870 | Freddie Prinze Jr. | Freddie Prinze Jr. |
546 | 00:35:53,004 | 00:35:54,772 | He always says, acting is living | He always says, acting is living |
547 | 00:35:54,906 | 00:35:57,574 | truthfully under imaginary circumstances. | truthfully under imaginary circumstances. |
548 | 00:35:57,707 | 00:35:58,876 | I think that's very true. | I think that's very true. |
549 | 00:36:00,011 | 00:36:01,444 | Dude I'm giving you gold here. | Dude I'm giving you gold here. |
550 | 00:36:01,578 | 00:36:02,914 | You should be writing this down. | You should be writing this down. |
551 | 00:36:04,782 | 00:36:06,884 | Alright well good luck man, Jesus. | Alright well good luck man, Jesus. |
552 | 00:36:07,018 | 00:36:09,320 | Fuck you too. I'm trying to help a guy out. | Fuck you too. I'm trying to help a guy out. |
553 | 00:36:09,452 | 00:36:11,521 | Fucking asshole. | Fucking asshole. |
554 | 00:36:51,329 | 00:36:53,798 | Ok. | Ok. |
555 | 00:36:58,035 | 00:36:59,937 | Nice try, dude. | Nice try, dude. |
556 | 00:37:19,123 | 00:37:21,192 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
557 | 00:37:25,528 | 00:37:28,531 | Wendy! | Wendy! |
558 | 00:37:32,103 | 00:37:34,138 | Brandon? | Brandon? |
559 | 00:37:37,074 | 00:37:39,844 | Rustin? | Rustin? |
560 | 00:38:31,661 | 00:38:33,563 | Hey there, big boy. | Hey there, big boy. |
561 | 00:38:33,696 | 00:38:37,935 | Well, aren't you handsome? | Well, aren't you handsome? |
562 | 00:38:38,601 | 00:38:39,970 | You too. | You too. |
563 | 00:38:41,105 | 00:38:43,340 | Think you could give me a little pointer on how to get | Think you could give me a little pointer on how to get |
564 | 00:38:43,474 | 00:38:44,475 | out of these parts? | out of these parts? |
565 | 00:38:45,543 | 00:38:47,044 | Oh, sweetie we're not allowed to tell you that. | Oh, sweetie we're not allowed to tell you that. |
566 | 00:38:47,178 | 00:38:49,313 | That's right, right, right. $10,000 I get it. | That's right, right, right. $10,000 I get it. |
567 | 00:38:49,447 | 00:38:53,317 | But, maybe there's something else I can help you with. | But, maybe there's something else I can help you with. |
568 | 00:38:54,051 | 00:38:56,686 | I'm sorry. I'm not following you. | I'm sorry. I'm not following you. |
569 | 00:38:57,388 | 00:38:59,123 | We're all alone out here. | We're all alone out here. |
570 | 00:38:59,890 | 00:39:02,126 | Maybe, have a little fun. | Maybe, have a little fun. |
571 | 00:39:02,259 | 00:39:04,694 | Our little secret. | Our little secret. |
572 | 00:39:05,728 | 00:39:08,999 | Ah, um yeah it's just, | Ah, um yeah it's just, |
573 | 00:39:09,133 | 00:39:12,669 | I'm with someone. You know? | I'm with someone. You know? |
574 | 00:39:12,803 | 00:39:15,439 | Oh, that's too bad. | Oh, that's too bad. |
575 | 00:39:16,173 | 00:39:20,277 | What if I let you tie me up and do | What if I let you tie me up and do |
576 | 00:39:20,411 | 00:39:23,147 | whatever you want to me. | whatever you want to me. |
577 | 00:39:23,280 | 00:39:26,649 | Oh, wow. | Oh, wow. |
578 | 00:39:26,784 | 00:39:29,086 | It's-that sounds like a friggin' | It's-that sounds like a friggin' |
579 | 00:39:29,220 | 00:39:32,189 | awesome idea 'cause you are like fire you know? | awesome idea 'cause you are like fire you know? |
580 | 00:39:32,323 | 00:39:33,991 | Now I'm gonna kill myself for saying this. | Now I'm gonna kill myself for saying this. |
581 | 00:39:34,125 | 00:39:35,593 | I just-I got to pass you know? | I just-I got to pass you know? |
582 | 00:39:35,725 | 00:39:38,295 | I got to be loyal. Just damn, you know? | I got to be loyal. Just damn, you know? |
583 | 00:39:39,029 | 00:39:43,234 | Well I don't know could you at least run or something then? | Well I don't know could you at least run or something then? |
584 | 00:39:43,901 | 00:39:46,103 | I really need the exercise. | I really need the exercise. |
585 | 00:39:46,237 | 00:39:47,171 | What? | What? |
586 | 00:39:48,005 | 00:39:48,939 | And I really like it when they run. | And I really like it when they run. |
587 | 00:39:49,073 | 00:39:50,107 | What? | What? |
588 | 00:39:51,442 | 00:39:53,944 | Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah! | Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah! |
589 | 00:39:54,078 | 00:39:55,946 | You just fucking cut me. | You just fucking cut me. |
590 | 00:39:56,080 | 00:39:58,182 | Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck! | Are you out of your fucking mind? Fuck! |
591 | 00:39:59,984 | 00:40:01,952 | You know what? | You know what? |
592 | 00:40:02,786 | 00:40:04,989 | I like you. | I like you. |
593 | 00:40:05,556 | 00:40:07,424 | I'm gonna give you a head start. | I'm gonna give you a head start. |
594 | 00:40:08,292 | 00:40:10,727 | Ready? Ok. | Ready? Ok. |
595 | 00:40:10,861 | 00:40:13,430 | 1 one thousand. | 1 one thousand. |
596 | 00:40:13,564 | 00:40:14,731 | 2 one thousand. | 2 one thousand. |
597 | 00:40:14,865 | 00:40:16,267 | 3 one thousand. | 3 one thousand. |
598 | 00:40:16,400 | 00:40:17,401 | 4 one thousand. | 4 one thousand. |
599 | 00:40:17,535 | 00:40:19,003 | Fuck this, man. Fuck. | Fuck this, man. Fuck. |
600 | 00:40:19,403 | 00:40:20,471 | 6 one thousand. | 6 one thousand. |
601 | 00:40:20,604 | 00:40:22,072 | 7 one thousand. | 7 one thousand. |
602 | 00:40:22,206 | 00:40:23,073 | 8 one thousand. | 8 one thousand. |
603 | 00:40:23,207 | 00:40:24,707 | 9 one thousand. | 9 one thousand. |
604 | 00:40:35,586 | 00:40:38,289 | Ready or not, here I come! | Ready or not, here I come! |
605 | 00:40:47,898 | 00:40:52,136 | Whoa. They really stepped their game up. | Whoa. They really stepped their game up. |
606 | 00:40:56,106 | 00:40:58,342 | It's ok, they're just trying to scare you. | It's ok, they're just trying to scare you. |
607 | 00:40:59,843 | 00:41:02,046 | You got this. | You got this. |
608 | 00:41:04,148 | 00:41:08,752 | Dude, your outfit is creepy as shit. | Dude, your outfit is creepy as shit. |
609 | 00:41:14,692 | 00:41:17,461 | What is up with this mask? | What is up with this mask? |
610 | 00:43:19,383 | 00:43:24,288 | Come out, come out, wherever you are! | Come out, come out, wherever you are! |
611 | 00:43:30,627 | 00:43:33,430 | There you are. Gosh. | There you are. Gosh. |
612 | 00:43:38,268 | 00:43:39,436 | Oh no, no, no, no! | Oh no, no, no, no! |
613 | 00:43:39,570 | 00:43:41,238 | Ah ya! | Ah ya! |
614 | 00:43:41,372 | 00:43:43,173 | You lose. | You lose. |
615 | 00:43:53,417 | 00:43:55,152 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
616 | 00:43:55,285 | 00:43:56,920 | You're supposed to be in path 4! | You're supposed to be in path 4! |
617 | 00:43:57,054 | 00:43:59,189 | I'm sorry. I lost her. | I'm sorry. I lost her. |
618 | 00:43:59,323 | 00:44:01,860 | What the fuck do you mean you lost her? | What the fuck do you mean you lost her? |
619 | 00:44:01,992 | 00:44:03,560 | It means she's a fucking ninja. | It means she's a fucking ninja. |
620 | 00:44:03,694 | 00:44:05,462 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
621 | 00:44:05,596 | 00:44:07,531 | God Damnit! Fuck. | God Damnit! Fuck. |
622 | 00:44:17,074 | 00:44:20,812 | Look, hey, hey, hey, hey. | Look, hey, hey, hey, hey. |
623 | 00:44:20,944 | 00:44:23,815 | I am sorry for yelling, okay. | I am sorry for yelling, okay. |
624 | 00:44:23,947 | 00:44:25,549 | She's really fast. | She's really fast. |
625 | 00:44:25,682 | 00:44:28,318 | Yeah, I am sure she was. | Yeah, I am sure she was. |
626 | 00:44:30,320 | 00:44:32,222 | Here, why don't you take pretty | Here, why don't you take pretty |
627 | 00:44:32,356 | 00:44:35,025 | boy here back to the lab and I'll try and find her, ok? | boy here back to the lab and I'll try and find her, ok? |
628 | 00:44:35,159 | 00:44:36,861 | Oh my God he's so little. | Oh my God he's so little. |
629 | 00:44:39,463 | 00:44:41,498 | I know but I'm still not strong enough to carry him back. | I know but I'm still not strong enough to carry him back. |
630 | 00:44:41,632 | 00:44:42,566 | I am. | I am. |
631 | 00:44:42,699 | 00:44:44,201 | Yes you are! | Yes you are! |
632 | 00:44:45,469 | 00:44:46,871 | Just take him back to the lab and I'll go try and find her. | Just take him back to the lab and I'll go try and find her. |
633 | 00:44:47,004 | 00:44:48,205 | Ok. Ok? | Ok. Ok? |
634 | 00:44:50,340 | 00:44:51,141 | Oh. | Oh. |
635 | 00:44:51,275 | 00:44:53,076 | Hey! By the way those peanut | Hey! By the way those peanut |
636 | 00:44:53,210 | 00:44:55,078 | butter delights you made were amazing! | butter delights you made were amazing! |
637 | 00:44:55,847 | 00:44:56,980 | Really? | Really? |
638 | 00:44:57,114 | 00:44:58,649 | Just as good as Mom used to make. | Just as good as Mom used to make. |
639 | 00:45:35,285 | 00:45:39,958 | Hey dude, you uh... Can I run something by you? | Hey dude, you uh... Can I run something by you? |
640 | 00:45:40,090 | 00:45:41,525 | I just, I came up with this thing | I just, I came up with this thing |
641 | 00:45:41,692 | 00:45:43,494 | but I don't have anybody to show it to, and it's like... | but I don't have anybody to show it to, and it's like... |
642 | 00:45:43,660 | 00:45:44,762 | Ready? | Ready? |
643 | 00:45:46,898 | 00:45:48,432 | It's corn on the cock. | It's corn on the cock. |
644 | 00:45:49,066 | 00:45:51,502 | Yeah it's not my best, but it's- There's something there, right? | Yeah it's not my best, but it's- There's something there, right? |
645 | 00:45:51,635 | 00:45:53,470 | It's funny. It's just I don't know where to go with it. | It's funny. It's just I don't know where to go with it. |
646 | 00:45:53,604 | 00:45:54,605 | Ya know? | Ya know? |
647 | 00:45:55,706 | 00:45:57,241 | Alright you're not a prop comedy guy, that's fine. | Alright you're not a prop comedy guy, that's fine. |
648 | 00:45:57,374 | 00:45:58,442 | It's whatever. It's not for everyone. | It's whatever. It's not for everyone. |
649 | 00:46:05,349 | 00:46:06,583 | Do you know what time it is? | Do you know what time it is? |
650 | 00:46:06,717 | 00:46:08,418 | I just, I've been walking around | I just, I've been walking around |
651 | 00:46:08,552 | 00:46:10,254 | this fucking place, it feels like hours. | this fucking place, it feels like hours. |
652 | 00:46:10,387 | 00:46:12,489 | I only got 2 hours to finish this thing and I don't | I only got 2 hours to finish this thing and I don't |
653 | 00:46:12,623 | 00:46:14,658 | know if my friends are out yet or if- so could you just like- | know if my friends are out yet or if- so could you just like- |
654 | 00:46:14,792 | 00:46:18,595 | I'm just so bad at reading stars, you know? | I'm just so bad at reading stars, you know? |
655 | 00:46:18,729 | 00:46:20,297 | Alright, come on man. Just help me out. | Alright, come on man. Just help me out. |
656 | 00:46:21,398 | 00:46:22,767 | Ok, you don't know my sister, she's gonna be such | Ok, you don't know my sister, she's gonna be such |
657 | 00:46:22,901 | 00:46:24,635 | a fucking cunt if she beats me in this thing. | a fucking cunt if she beats me in this thing. |
658 | 00:46:25,269 | 00:46:27,772 | Nothing. Alright. Hard sell, that's cool. | Nothing. Alright. Hard sell, that's cool. |
659 | 00:46:27,906 | 00:46:29,273 | I get it. I get it. I get it. | I get it. I get it. I get it. |
660 | 00:46:29,406 | 00:46:32,911 | Um, well I didn't want to have to | Um, well I didn't want to have to |
661 | 00:46:33,043 | 00:46:37,514 | pull rank on you but uh... | pull rank on you but uh... |
662 | 00:46:37,648 | 00:46:38,615 | I know Herschel. | I know Herschel. |
663 | 00:46:39,716 | 00:46:42,586 | So maybe you just got a little radio or something | So maybe you just got a little radio or something |
664 | 00:46:42,719 | 00:46:44,822 | you could, ya know, just like kind of walkie talkie to him, | you could, ya know, just like kind of walkie talkie to him, |
665 | 00:46:44,956 | 00:46:46,123 | let him know his buddy Rustin is | let him know his buddy Rustin is |
666 | 00:46:46,256 | 00:46:48,125 | ready to get the fuck out of this maze. | ready to get the fuck out of this maze. |
667 | 00:46:48,258 | 00:46:49,126 | That would- | That would- |
668 | 00:46:49,259 | 00:46:50,995 | Where are ya going? | Where are ya going? |
669 | 00:46:51,128 | 00:46:52,262 | I can see you. | I can see you. |
670 | 00:46:53,263 | 00:46:54,531 | You're just gonna walk? You're just gonna back- | You're just gonna walk? You're just gonna back- |
671 | 00:46:54,665 | 00:46:55,867 | You're not even gonna walk forward into it? | You're not even gonna walk forward into it? |
672 | 00:46:56,466 | 00:46:58,435 | Really fucking cool, man. You know what? | Really fucking cool, man. You know what? |
673 | 00:46:58,569 | 00:47:00,404 | Have fun stopping cousins from hand jobbing all | Have fun stopping cousins from hand jobbing all |
674 | 00:47:00,537 | 00:47:02,372 | over each other out here you fucking douche bag. | over each other out here you fucking douche bag. |
675 | 00:47:02,506 | 00:47:04,541 | Damn I hate this fucking maze. | Damn I hate this fucking maze. |
676 | 00:47:31,134 | 00:47:35,405 | And I will strike thee down with great vengeance and furious- | And I will strike thee down with great vengeance and furious- |
677 | 00:47:36,774 | 00:47:38,141 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
678 | 00:47:40,778 | 00:47:43,447 | You talking to me? | You talking to me? |
679 | 00:47:43,580 | 00:47:47,484 | I don't see anyone else here so you must be talking to me. | I don't see anyone else here so you must be talking to me. |
680 | 00:47:47,618 | 00:47:49,787 | Huh? | Huh? |
681 | 00:47:49,921 | 00:47:51,022 | Fucker. | Fucker. |
682 | 00:47:52,522 | 00:47:53,490 | Damn it. | Damn it. |
683 | 00:47:53,624 | 00:47:56,426 | Ok. You wanna play games? | Ok. You wanna play games? |
684 | 00:47:57,127 | 00:47:58,362 | Let's play games. | Let's play games. |
685 | 00:47:58,495 | 00:48:00,297 | Say hello to my little friend. | Say hello to my little friend. |
686 | 00:48:02,399 | 00:48:04,601 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
687 | 00:48:18,016 | 00:48:20,283 | Oh that's it. | Oh that's it. |
688 | 00:48:20,617 | 00:48:24,022 | Now I have had it with this motherfucking scare- | Now I have had it with this motherfucking scare- |
689 | 00:49:06,931 | 00:49:08,265 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
690 | 00:49:09,167 | 00:49:12,804 | Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on. | Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on. |
691 | 00:49:12,937 | 00:49:15,006 | We've got to get you out of here. | We've got to get you out of here. |
692 | 00:49:15,139 | 00:49:17,674 | Mel? | Mel? |
693 | 00:49:18,976 | 00:49:20,111 | He killed me, man. | He killed me, man. |
694 | 00:49:20,644 | 00:49:23,848 | No. He didn't, wait. | No. He didn't, wait. |
695 | 00:49:23,981 | 00:49:26,751 | No listen. I don't think I'm gonna make it. | No listen. I don't think I'm gonna make it. |
696 | 00:49:27,885 | 00:49:30,788 | You ever seen an arm fall off before? | You ever seen an arm fall off before? |
697 | 00:49:30,922 | 00:49:32,522 | No, I haven't. | No, I haven't. |
698 | 00:49:32,656 | 00:49:34,224 | About as bad as you'd expect. | About as bad as you'd expect. |
699 | 00:49:36,094 | 00:49:38,896 | I need you to listen. | I need you to listen. |
700 | 00:49:39,030 | 00:49:40,430 | What? | What? |
701 | 00:49:40,564 | 00:49:44,001 | I just want you to know that I'm | I just want you to know that I'm |
702 | 00:49:44,135 | 00:49:46,771 | your brother and I would never | your brother and I would never |
703 | 00:49:46,904 | 00:49:51,308 | forgive myself if I didn't tell you. | forgive myself if I didn't tell you. |
704 | 00:49:53,543 | 00:49:56,680 | I thought you looked so fat today. | I thought you looked so fat today. |
705 | 00:49:57,915 | 00:50:01,384 | Just saying it's okay to say the truth sometimes. | Just saying it's okay to say the truth sometimes. |
706 | 00:50:01,518 | 00:50:04,287 | Are you serious? Come on. | Are you serious? Come on. |
707 | 00:50:04,421 | 00:50:07,091 | You know, carbs aren't always your friends. | You know, carbs aren't always your friends. |
708 | 00:50:07,225 | 00:50:09,292 | I need you to help me. | I need you to help me. |
709 | 00:50:09,426 | 00:50:13,030 | No, listen! I need you to go into my room. | No, listen! I need you to go into my room. |
710 | 00:50:13,563 | 00:50:15,432 | Under my bed | Under my bed |
711 | 00:50:15,565 | 00:50:18,535 | there's some really dark porn stuff. | there's some really dark porn stuff. |
712 | 00:50:19,036 | 00:50:21,538 | I don't want mom and dad to see that. | I don't want mom and dad to see that. |
713 | 00:50:22,572 | 00:50:26,144 | Just been getting into some really deep fetish shit. | Just been getting into some really deep fetish shit. |
714 | 00:50:26,676 | 00:50:28,846 | Some of it feels kind of illegal. | Some of it feels kind of illegal. |
715 | 00:50:30,413 | 00:50:33,785 | Mel, I hate you. | Mel, I hate you. |
716 | 00:50:38,222 | 00:50:41,458 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
717 | 00:50:41,959 | 00:50:43,961 | Did it look real? | Did it look real? |
718 | 00:50:44,095 | 00:50:45,362 | Are you fucking kidding me? | Are you fucking kidding me? |
719 | 00:50:45,595 | 00:50:46,964 | I think that's the best acting I've ever done. | I think that's the best acting I've ever done. |
720 | 00:50:47,265 | 00:50:47,765 | You see this snot? | You see this snot? |
721 | 00:50:48,331 | 00:50:49,666 | No, I got a real tear. | No, I got a real tear. |
722 | 00:50:49,801 | 00:50:51,202 | We should get the fuck out of here, though. | We should get the fuck out of here, though. |
723 | 00:50:51,334 | 00:50:52,236 | These guys suck, dude. | These guys suck, dude. |
724 | 00:50:54,172 | 00:50:56,473 | Mel. | Mel. |
725 | 00:50:57,541 | 00:50:59,743 | You seem busy. | You seem busy. |
726 | 00:51:07,384 | 00:51:08,718 | I'm just gonna get the car. | I'm just gonna get the car. |
727 | 00:51:33,845 | 00:51:35,579 | Rustin! | Rustin! |
728 | 00:51:35,712 | 00:51:37,915 | I got him! | I got him! |
729 | 00:52:11,315 | 00:52:14,118 | Oh good, you're awake. | Oh good, you're awake. |
730 | 00:52:19,389 | 00:52:21,025 | What the fuck is going on? | What the fuck is going on? |
731 | 00:52:21,658 | 00:52:24,362 | I'm sorry we don't have time for that. | I'm sorry we don't have time for that. |
732 | 00:52:24,494 | 00:52:27,298 | The process takes forever and if I told everyone what was going | The process takes forever and if I told everyone what was going |
733 | 00:52:27,430 | 00:52:28,698 | on I would never get any work done. | on I would never get any work done. |
734 | 00:52:28,833 | 00:52:30,301 | Let me go you fucking crazy bitch! | Let me go you fucking crazy bitch! |
735 | 00:52:30,433 | 00:52:32,803 | No! Fuck no, no, no, no. | No! Fuck no, no, no, no. |
736 | 00:52:32,937 | 00:52:34,404 | You kiss your mother with that mouth? | You kiss your mother with that mouth? |
737 | 00:52:34,805 | 00:52:36,774 | Look I'm gonna need you to stop struggling | Look I'm gonna need you to stop struggling |
738 | 00:52:36,908 | 00:52:38,342 | or this is going to really hurt. | or this is going to really hurt. |
739 | 00:52:38,475 | 00:52:39,409 | What the fuck is going to hurt? | What the fuck is going to hurt? |
740 | 00:52:39,542 | 00:52:40,710 | What the fuck is that? | What the fuck is that? |
741 | 00:52:42,712 | 00:52:44,248 | This is a Dermatome. | This is a Dermatome. |
742 | 00:52:44,382 | 00:52:45,715 | Do you know what that is? | Do you know what that is? |
743 | 00:52:45,850 | 00:52:47,218 | What the fuck is that? | What the fuck is that? |
744 | 00:52:47,351 | 00:52:48,718 | It's a Dermatome. | It's a Dermatome. |
745 | 00:52:48,853 | 00:52:50,121 | I just told you that! | I just told you that! |
746 | 00:52:50,254 | 00:52:51,989 | Why don't men ever listen? | Why don't men ever listen? |
747 | 00:52:54,225 | 00:52:56,459 | No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. | No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. |
748 | 00:52:56,593 | 00:52:59,397 | I'm guessing you didn't go to medical school, | I'm guessing you didn't go to medical school, |
749 | 00:52:59,529 | 00:53:01,866 | so I'm going to dumb this down for you. | so I'm going to dumb this down for you. |
750 | 00:53:02,465 | 00:53:04,201 | This is a | This is a |
751 | 00:53:04,335 | 00:53:07,772 | DER-MA-TOME. | DER-MA-TOME. |
752 | 00:53:08,105 | 00:53:10,041 | It removes your skin from your body. | It removes your skin from your body. |
753 | 00:53:10,341 | 00:53:12,742 | No, please, please, please, no, please. | No, please, please, please, no, please. |
754 | 00:53:12,877 | 00:53:14,678 | Here. Let me show you. | Here. Let me show you. |
755 | 00:53:14,812 | 00:53:16,080 | No, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on. | No, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on. |
756 | 00:53:29,226 | 00:53:31,429 | See? That simple. | See? That simple. |
757 | 00:53:31,862 | 00:53:33,397 | It gets a lot harder around your eyes and nose, | It gets a lot harder around your eyes and nose, |
758 | 00:53:33,530 | 00:53:36,434 | but luckily you'll either be passed out or dead by then. | but luckily you'll either be passed out or dead by then. |
759 | 00:53:36,767 | 00:53:39,703 | Please, please, please just let me go. | Please, please, please just let me go. |
760 | 00:53:39,837 | 00:53:41,038 | I want to go home, please. | I want to go home, please. |
761 | 00:53:41,172 | 00:53:44,008 | Where's Wendy? Please, please, please. | Where's Wendy? Please, please, please. |
762 | 00:53:44,141 | 00:53:45,109 | You talk too much. | You talk too much. |
763 | 00:53:45,242 | 00:53:47,011 | You're taking all the fun out of this. | You're taking all the fun out of this. |
764 | 00:53:49,447 | 00:53:50,414 | I want to go home. | I want to go home. |
765 | 00:54:08,065 | 00:54:12,903 | Wow, some men really are faster than others. | Wow, some men really are faster than others. |
766 | 00:54:13,536 | 00:54:15,538 | Glad I didn't let you tie me up, | Glad I didn't let you tie me up, |
767 | 00:54:15,672 | 00:54:17,208 | that would have been a disappointment. | that would have been a disappointment. |
768 | 00:54:19,642 | 00:54:21,779 | Gemma! Henry is hurt! | Gemma! Henry is hurt! |
769 | 00:54:22,380 | 00:54:24,681 | What the fuck happened? | What the fuck happened? |
770 | 00:54:25,182 | 00:54:27,952 | That lesbian bitch stabbed him! | That lesbian bitch stabbed him! |
771 | 00:54:30,488 | 00:54:32,522 | But he's dead? | But he's dead? |
772 | 00:54:32,655 | 00:54:34,458 | Do something. | Do something. |
773 | 00:54:34,591 | 00:54:35,926 | What do you want me to do? | What do you want me to do? |
774 | 00:54:36,060 | 00:54:37,928 | He has a knife in his fucking head. | He has a knife in his fucking head. |
775 | 00:54:38,062 | 00:54:40,231 | I don't know. I'm not a doctor! | I don't know. I'm not a doctor! |
776 | 00:54:40,364 | 00:54:41,766 | He's dead! | He's dead! |
777 | 00:54:43,000 | 00:54:45,202 | He's not breathing and he has a knife in his fucking head! | He's not breathing and he has a knife in his fucking head! |
778 | 00:54:45,336 | 00:54:47,737 | Why do men make me repeat myself? | Why do men make me repeat myself? |
779 | 00:54:50,808 | 00:54:52,176 | Who's still out there? | Who's still out there? |
780 | 00:54:52,309 | 00:54:54,611 | Deakin and Andy. | Deakin and Andy. |
781 | 00:54:54,744 | 00:54:56,881 | Where's Andy? | Where's Andy? |
782 | 00:54:57,014 | 00:54:58,416 | Path 2. | Path 2. |
783 | 00:54:58,548 | 00:54:59,417 | And Deakin? | And Deakin? |
784 | 00:55:00,284 | 00:55:01,584 | I think he's looking for the lesbian. | I think he's looking for the lesbian. |
785 | 00:55:02,319 | 00:55:05,456 | Bernard, did she tell you she was a lesbian? | Bernard, did she tell you she was a lesbian? |
786 | 00:55:05,588 | 00:55:06,490 | No. | No. |
787 | 00:55:07,291 | 00:55:08,859 | Did you see her kissing a girl? | Did you see her kissing a girl? |
788 | 00:55:08,993 | 00:55:09,960 | No. | No. |
789 | 00:55:10,094 | 00:55:12,396 | Then why do you think she's a lesbian? | Then why do you think she's a lesbian? |
790 | 00:55:12,530 | 00:55:14,932 | She was tough and strong. | She was tough and strong. |
791 | 00:55:15,066 | 00:55:18,436 | Just because a woman is tough and strong | Just because a woman is tough and strong |
792 | 00:55:18,568 | 00:55:20,737 | doesn't make her a lesbian. | doesn't make her a lesbian. |
793 | 00:55:21,439 | 00:55:24,008 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
794 | 00:55:25,810 | 00:55:27,878 | Which one of them was on path 2? | Which one of them was on path 2? |
795 | 00:55:28,412 | 00:55:30,713 | The Cheerleader I think. | The Cheerleader I think. |
796 | 00:55:43,494 | 00:55:46,663 | Well hello there. | Well hello there. |
797 | 00:55:46,797 | 00:55:48,766 | I'm Frosty The Clown | I'm Frosty The Clown |
798 | 00:55:48,899 | 00:55:52,103 | here for all of your frosty treat needs. | here for all of your frosty treat needs. |
799 | 00:55:53,437 | 00:55:57,308 | How has the maze been going? | How has the maze been going? |
800 | 00:55:58,242 | 00:56:00,010 | Good, I think. | Good, I think. |
801 | 00:56:00,144 | 00:56:02,179 | Hey can you tell me how long I've been out here? | Hey can you tell me how long I've been out here? |
802 | 00:56:02,313 | 00:56:03,247 | Uhnt uh. | Uhnt uh. |
803 | 00:56:22,833 | 00:56:25,202 | An hour and 20 minutes. | An hour and 20 minutes. |
804 | 00:56:25,336 | 00:56:26,203 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
805 | 00:56:26,337 | 00:56:27,771 | There goes the 10 grand. | There goes the 10 grand. |
806 | 00:56:27,905 | 00:56:29,607 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
807 | 00:56:29,739 | 00:56:33,244 | You'll have to hurry to win any money. | You'll have to hurry to win any money. |
808 | 00:56:33,377 | 00:56:35,246 | So none of my friends have made it out yet? | So none of my friends have made it out yet? |
809 | 00:56:35,379 | 00:56:36,280 | I don't think so. | I don't think so. |
810 | 00:56:37,281 | 00:56:38,616 | You see they ring the bell every time someone | You see they ring the bell every time someone |
811 | 00:56:38,748 | 00:56:40,683 | wins the VIP maze, | wins the VIP maze, |
812 | 00:56:42,186 | 00:56:44,221 | and I haven't heard anything. | and I haven't heard anything. |
813 | 00:56:44,355 | 00:56:45,523 | Have you? | Have you? |
814 | 00:56:45,655 | 00:56:47,291 | No. | No. |
815 | 00:56:47,791 | 00:56:51,128 | What's your name little girl? | What's your name little girl? |
816 | 00:56:52,296 | 00:56:53,164 | Wendy. | Wendy. |
817 | 00:56:53,297 | 00:56:54,064 | Wendy. | Wendy. |
818 | 00:56:54,198 | 00:56:56,400 | Would like a treat, Wendy? | Would like a treat, Wendy? |
819 | 00:56:56,534 | 00:56:57,935 | They're free of charge. | They're free of charge. |
820 | 00:56:58,068 | 00:56:59,370 | What'll it be, Kevin? | What'll it be, Kevin? |
821 | 00:56:59,503 | 00:57:02,106 | Well, Frosty, we've got some Push Pops, | Well, Frosty, we've got some Push Pops, |
822 | 00:57:02,239 | 00:57:06,377 | some Drumsticks, and Twincycles that are blood orange. | some Drumsticks, and Twincycles that are blood orange. |
823 | 00:57:11,348 | 00:57:15,286 | So what will it be? | So what will it be? |
824 | 00:57:15,819 | 00:57:18,289 | No thanks. I'm trying to win. | No thanks. I'm trying to win. |
825 | 00:57:22,725 | 00:57:26,230 | Hey, these sound delicious | Hey, these sound delicious |
826 | 00:57:26,363 | 00:57:28,265 | but between you and me, | but between you and me, |
827 | 00:57:28,399 | 00:57:30,401 | I've gained 5 pounds this week. | I've gained 5 pounds this week. |
828 | 00:57:30,534 | 00:57:34,004 | Are you sure? They're free. | Are you sure? They're free. |
829 | 00:57:34,138 | 00:57:36,840 | Free. Free, free, free, free. | Free. Free, free, free, free. |
830 | 00:57:36,974 | 00:57:38,242 | Free as can be. | Free as can be. |
831 | 00:57:38,375 | 00:57:41,111 | Yeah. I should go if I'm gonna win. | Yeah. I should go if I'm gonna win. |
832 | 00:57:46,083 | 00:57:51,288 | Good luck! | Good luck! |
833 | 00:57:55,092 | 00:57:57,294 | Yeah, maybe I'll catch you at the end. | Yeah, maybe I'll catch you at the end. |
834 | 00:57:58,929 | 00:58:00,798 | Not if I catch you first. | Not if I catch you first. |
835 | 00:59:56,613 | 00:59:57,548 | Wendy! | Wendy! |
836 | 00:59:57,981 | 01:00:00,284 | Wendy! | Wendy! |
837 | 01:00:06,990 | 01:00:08,425 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
838 | 01:03:19,049 | 01:03:20,018 | Found you. | Found you. |
839 | 01:03:47,344 | 01:03:50,180 | Melanie... | Melanie... |
840 | 01:03:50,314 | 01:03:53,283 | Hey Mel. Mel. | Hey Mel. Mel. |
841 | 01:03:53,851 | 01:03:57,688 | Hey, Mel. | Hey, Mel. |
842 | 01:03:59,991 | 01:04:02,659 | Mel, hey. | Mel, hey. |
843 | 01:04:05,228 | 01:04:08,933 | Hey, you're still here. | Hey, you're still here. |
844 | 01:04:09,067 | 01:04:10,567 | Hey. | Hey. |
845 | 01:04:10,701 | 01:04:12,369 | Are you ok? | Are you ok? |
846 | 01:04:12,502 | 01:04:14,271 | I'm ok. | I'm ok. |
847 | 01:04:16,808 | 01:04:19,343 | How are you? | How are you? |
848 | 01:04:21,678 | 01:04:26,350 | Ok, fuck. | Ok, fuck. |
849 | 01:04:29,286 | 01:04:31,722 | It's bad. | It's bad. |
850 | 01:04:35,059 | 01:04:37,028 | They gave me something. | They gave me something. |
851 | 01:04:37,160 | 01:04:38,662 | I can't feel it. | I can't feel it. |
852 | 01:04:41,498 | 01:04:43,901 | I looked down once. | I looked down once. |
853 | 01:04:44,035 | 01:04:46,004 | That was enough. | That was enough. |
854 | 01:04:46,136 | 01:04:47,905 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
855 | 01:04:48,505 | 01:04:52,576 | Melanie I am so sorry I brought you guys here. | Melanie I am so sorry I brought you guys here. |
856 | 01:04:52,709 | 01:04:54,078 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
857 | 01:04:54,211 | 01:04:56,114 | No, it's not your fault. | No, it's not your fault. |
858 | 01:04:56,246 | 01:04:57,314 | It's not your fault. | It's not your fault. |
859 | 01:04:57,447 | 01:05:00,584 | I am so sorry. I'm scared. | I am so sorry. I'm scared. |
860 | 01:05:01,418 | 01:05:04,287 | I'm not ready to die. | I'm not ready to die. |
861 | 01:05:04,421 | 01:05:06,356 | I'm not ready to die. | I'm not ready to die. |
862 | 01:05:06,490 | 01:05:08,692 | I'm gonna get us out of here. | I'm gonna get us out of here. |
863 | 01:05:11,528 | 01:05:12,897 | You're not gonna die. | You're not gonna die. |
864 | 01:05:13,363 | 01:05:15,666 | I'm gonna get us out of here, ok? | I'm gonna get us out of here, ok? |
865 | 01:05:16,166 | 01:05:20,303 | I promise. You trust me, right? | I promise. You trust me, right? |
866 | 01:05:22,339 | 01:05:23,841 | Ok. | Ok. |
867 | 01:05:27,210 | 01:05:29,379 | There she is, | There she is, |
868 | 01:05:29,513 | 01:05:32,549 | the answer to all our prayers. | the answer to all our prayers. |
869 | 01:05:33,183 | 01:05:35,153 | She's the one. | She's the one. |
870 | 01:05:35,285 | 01:05:37,521 | After all these years. | After all these years. |
871 | 01:05:38,488 | 01:05:41,159 | I was beginning to think that you were a myth. | I was beginning to think that you were a myth. |
872 | 01:05:41,725 | 01:05:43,961 | I told you we'd find one. | I told you we'd find one. |
873 | 01:05:44,095 | 01:05:45,797 | 15 years! | 15 years! |
874 | 01:05:45,930 | 01:05:47,832 | I can't believe it. | I can't believe it. |
875 | 01:05:52,269 | 01:05:56,506 | Your Mother would be so proud. | Your Mother would be so proud. |
876 | 01:05:57,708 | 01:06:02,479 | Your mother would be proud of all of you. | Your mother would be proud of all of you. |
877 | 01:06:06,616 | 01:06:08,719 | And you. | And you. |
878 | 01:06:13,390 | 01:06:16,259 | You took my boy away. | You took my boy away. |
879 | 01:06:18,528 | 01:06:19,730 | And if I didn't need you alive | And if I didn't need you alive |
880 | 01:06:19,864 | 01:06:22,332 | I would really enjoy gutting you. | I would really enjoy gutting you. |
881 | 01:06:25,535 | 01:06:28,172 | You're sure we need her alive? | You're sure we need her alive? |
882 | 01:06:28,672 | 01:06:32,944 | It's not an exact science, but I wouldn't risk it. | It's not an exact science, but I wouldn't risk it. |
883 | 01:06:35,645 | 01:06:37,215 | How about that one? | How about that one? |
884 | 01:06:37,347 | 01:06:38,615 | No. | No. |
885 | 01:06:38,749 | 01:06:40,484 | Oh. | Oh. |
886 | 01:06:40,617 | 01:06:42,285 | Yeah we got everything we need from her. | Yeah we got everything we need from her. |
887 | 01:06:42,419 | 01:06:43,386 | You can kill her. | You can kill her. |
888 | 01:06:43,520 | 01:06:44,789 | No! Thank you. | No! Thank you. |
889 | 01:06:44,922 | 01:06:46,323 | No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! | No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! |
890 | 01:06:46,456 | 01:06:48,425 | No! No! No! No! No! No! | No! No! No! No! No! No! |
891 | 01:07:00,972 | 01:07:02,974 | Oh God! | Oh God! |
892 | 01:07:03,107 | 01:07:07,410 | I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch! | I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch! |
893 | 01:07:07,979 | 01:07:10,248 | I'm gonna kill every last one of you. | I'm gonna kill every last one of you. |
894 | 01:07:10,380 | 01:07:11,816 | She's feisty! | She's feisty! |
895 | 01:07:11,949 | 01:07:16,353 | Yeah, we still can't kill her yet. | Yeah, we still can't kill her yet. |
896 | 01:07:16,486 | 01:07:19,556 | Fuck you, you psychotic bitch! | Fuck you, you psychotic bitch! |
897 | 01:07:19,689 | 01:07:22,093 | I'm gonna cunt punch the shit out of you! | I'm gonna cunt punch the shit out of you! |
898 | 01:07:22,226 | 01:07:23,127 | Oh... | Oh... |
899 | 01:07:23,261 | 01:07:24,427 | What do you want from me? | What do you want from me? |
900 | 01:07:24,561 | 01:07:26,596 | What the fuck do you want from me? | What the fuck do you want from me? |
901 | 01:07:29,499 | 01:07:31,601 | You didn't tell her? | You didn't tell her? |
902 | 01:07:35,907 | 01:07:39,844 | Oh, you have | Oh, you have |
903 | 01:07:40,644 | 01:07:44,148 | no idea how special you are. | no idea how special you are. |
904 | 01:07:44,581 | 01:07:46,984 | Tell her. | Tell her. |
905 | 01:07:47,118 | 01:07:49,220 | Ugh, we don't need to tell her. | Ugh, we don't need to tell her. |
906 | 01:07:49,352 | 01:07:51,388 | Tell her. | Tell her. |
907 | 01:07:51,989 | 01:07:54,357 | I want her to know. | I want her to know. |
908 | 01:07:55,592 | 01:07:57,295 | I want her to know how she | I want her to know how she |
909 | 01:07:57,427 | 01:08:00,264 | helped complete your Mother's work. | helped complete your Mother's work. |
910 | 01:08:07,104 | 01:08:09,106 | It has everything to do | It has everything to do |
911 | 01:08:09,240 | 01:08:12,310 | with the hand stamp we gave you on the way into the park. | with the hand stamp we gave you on the way into the park. |
912 | 01:08:12,475 | 01:08:14,377 | The stamp? | The stamp? |
913 | 01:08:14,912 | 01:08:16,948 | No one ever asks about that. | No one ever asks about that. |
914 | 01:08:17,081 | 01:08:19,583 | I mean what is the point of the stamp? | I mean what is the point of the stamp? |
915 | 01:08:21,685 | 01:08:24,021 | Truth be told, it's a litmus test. | Truth be told, it's a litmus test. |
916 | 01:08:24,155 | 01:08:27,225 | It exposes those with a particular gene. | It exposes those with a particular gene. |
917 | 01:08:27,357 | 01:08:28,993 | It's a relatively new gene. | It's a relatively new gene. |
918 | 01:08:29,126 | 01:08:31,762 | It only happened in the last 30 years or so in human evolution. | It only happened in the last 30 years or so in human evolution. |
919 | 01:08:31,896 | 01:08:35,132 | And your friends skins are filled with it. | And your friends skins are filled with it. |
920 | 01:08:35,665 | 01:08:39,103 | First, we remove the skin, | First, we remove the skin, |
921 | 01:08:39,237 | 01:08:43,373 | then we grind it down and make it into a liquid. | then we grind it down and make it into a liquid. |
922 | 01:08:43,808 | 01:08:47,011 | And then we turn it into a face cream. | And then we turn it into a face cream. |
923 | 01:08:47,144 | 01:08:48,712 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
924 | 01:08:48,846 | 01:08:53,050 | And it stops the aging process just like that. | And it stops the aging process just like that. |
925 | 01:08:53,450 | 01:08:58,555 | Florence's Miracle Face Cream! | Florence's Miracle Face Cream! |
926 | 01:09:00,624 | 01:09:02,894 | You're crazy. | You're crazy. |
927 | 01:09:04,661 | 01:09:06,529 | You're all fucking crazy! | You're all fucking crazy! |
928 | 01:09:06,663 | 01:09:09,133 | Now your skin on the other hand. | Now your skin on the other hand. |
929 | 01:09:10,835 | 01:09:12,970 | Your skin has more of this gene | Your skin has more of this gene |
930 | 01:09:13,104 | 01:09:15,672 | than we have ever encountered before. | than we have ever encountered before. |
931 | 01:09:15,806 | 01:09:17,540 | That's why we need to keep you alive. | That's why we need to keep you alive. |
932 | 01:09:17,674 | 01:09:21,478 | You see, when your heart stops beating your skin | You see, when your heart stops beating your skin |
933 | 01:09:21,611 | 01:09:24,815 | fights to stay alive through osmosis, | fights to stay alive through osmosis, |
934 | 01:09:24,949 | 01:09:26,516 | sucking in everything from the | sucking in everything from the |
935 | 01:09:26,650 | 01:09:29,719 | outside world tainting all of my research. | outside world tainting all of my research. |
936 | 01:09:30,388 | 01:09:35,226 | Your skin can stay alive for weeks after your dead, | Your skin can stay alive for weeks after your dead, |
937 | 01:09:35,359 | 01:09:37,527 | how amazing is that? | how amazing is that? |
938 | 01:09:38,229 | 01:09:40,965 | Thanks for the science lesson you crazy bitch! | Thanks for the science lesson you crazy bitch! |
939 | 01:09:41,098 | 01:09:44,734 | Hey I'll have you know I graduated with a PHD | Hey I'll have you know I graduated with a PHD |
940 | 01:09:44,869 | 01:09:47,437 | in Biotechnology from UC Davis. | in Biotechnology from UC Davis. |
941 | 01:09:47,939 | 01:09:50,507 | I have 5 Discovery Patents, | I have 5 Discovery Patents, |
942 | 01:09:51,008 | 01:09:53,476 | which is only two less than my mother's. | which is only two less than my mother's. |
943 | 01:09:54,711 | 01:09:58,382 | And you little sweetie, you're going to help me | And you little sweetie, you're going to help me |
944 | 01:09:58,515 | 01:09:59,850 | isolate what makes your genes | isolate what makes your genes |
945 | 01:09:59,984 | 01:10:02,954 | special so we can find more people like you. | special so we can find more people like you. |
946 | 01:10:04,155 | 01:10:05,389 | God Damnit! | God Damnit! |
947 | 01:10:05,522 | 01:10:07,524 | Whoa ho, I like this one! | Whoa ho, I like this one! |
948 | 01:10:13,730 | 01:10:18,035 | Honey, where are you gonna go? | Honey, where are you gonna go? |
949 | 01:10:18,169 | 01:10:20,438 | You're surrounded, | You're surrounded, |
950 | 01:10:20,570 | 01:10:23,506 | and if by some miracle | and if by some miracle |
951 | 01:10:23,640 | 01:10:25,709 | you get past us | you get past us |
952 | 01:10:25,843 | 01:10:28,179 | you're in a hundred acre corn maze. | you're in a hundred acre corn maze. |
953 | 01:10:30,314 | 01:10:31,849 | It's over. | It's over. |
954 | 01:10:38,655 | 01:10:40,224 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
955 | 01:10:40,358 | 01:10:42,093 | No! No! No! | No! No! No! |
956 | 01:10:43,526 | 01:10:45,262 | Let's talk about this. | Let's talk about this. |
957 | 01:10:47,098 | 01:10:48,165 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
958 | 01:10:48,299 | 01:10:49,834 | No! | No! |
959 | 01:11:51,362 | 01:11:52,496 | There you go. | There you go. |
960 | 01:11:52,629 | 01:11:53,531 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
961 | 01:11:54,432 | 01:11:55,299 | Have a nice day. Thanks, you too. | Have a nice day. Thanks, you too. |
962 | 01:11:57,600 | 01:12:01,772 | Excuse me. I am looking to see if anyone has seen my son. | Excuse me. I am looking to see if anyone has seen my son. |
963 | 01:12:01,906 | 01:12:03,808 | He went missing over a month ago. | He went missing over a month ago. |
964 | 01:12:04,241 | 01:12:08,711 | Nice looking boy, but I am sorry I haven't seen him. | Nice looking boy, but I am sorry I haven't seen him. |
965 | 01:12:09,146 | 01:12:11,148 | Here, let me ask my father. | Here, let me ask my father. |
966 | 01:12:11,614 | 01:12:13,650 | Papa... | Papa... |
967 | 01:12:13,784 | 01:12:15,886 | this nice woman's son is missing, | this nice woman's son is missing, |
968 | 01:12:16,020 | 01:12:17,354 | do you recognize him? | do you recognize him? |
969 | 01:12:19,557 | 01:12:23,327 | No, I don't. Sorry. | No, I don't. Sorry. |
970 | 01:12:23,894 | 01:12:25,595 | He looks like a good kid. | He looks like a good kid. |
971 | 01:12:27,798 | 01:12:31,535 | Have you contacted the police? | Have you contacted the police? |
972 | 01:12:32,136 | 01:12:35,573 | Yes I have, but he's over 18 and so he's not | Yes I have, but he's over 18 and so he's not |
973 | 01:12:35,705 | 01:12:39,009 | considered a runaway, and there's no way to prove that he | considered a runaway, and there's no way to prove that he |
974 | 01:12:39,143 | 01:12:41,779 | didn't just take off so they've been no help. | didn't just take off so they've been no help. |
975 | 01:12:42,847 | 01:12:45,748 | Well that's just awful. | Well that's just awful. |
976 | 01:12:46,183 | 01:12:47,650 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
977 | 01:12:47,785 | 01:12:48,886 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
978 | 01:12:49,019 | 01:12:50,687 | Well I'll keep my eye out for him. | Well I'll keep my eye out for him. |
979 | 01:12:50,921 | 01:12:53,757 | If I do see him is there a way to contact you? | If I do see him is there a way to contact you? |
980 | 01:12:53,891 | 01:12:56,494 | Yeah, all my information is on the poster. | Yeah, all my information is on the poster. |
981 | 01:12:56,626 | 01:12:58,596 | Ok, thank you. I am so sorry. | Ok, thank you. I am so sorry. |
982 | 01:12:58,728 | 01:13:00,264 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
983 | 01:13:00,397 | 01:13:01,365 | Alright, thanks. | Alright, thanks. |
984 | 01:13:01,499 | 01:13:03,067 | Excuse me ma'am? | Excuse me ma'am? |
985 | 01:13:04,034 | 01:13:06,003 | I know you're going through a rough time, | I know you're going through a rough time, |
986 | 01:13:06,137 | 01:13:09,373 | and from the looks of it you haven't slept much. | and from the looks of it you haven't slept much. |
987 | 01:13:09,507 | 01:13:11,008 | I haven't. | I haven't. |
988 | 01:13:12,376 | 01:13:14,677 | I want you to try this. | I want you to try this. |
989 | 01:13:14,812 | 01:13:17,381 | On no, I'm sorry - thank you though. | On no, I'm sorry - thank you though. |
990 | 01:13:17,515 | 01:13:18,816 | It's on the house. | It's on the house. |
991 | 01:13:18,949 | 01:13:22,887 | Trust me, you deserve a little pampering. | Trust me, you deserve a little pampering. |
992 | 01:13:23,020 | 01:13:25,856 | It takes the days of worrying off the skin. | It takes the days of worrying off the skin. |
993 | 01:13:27,091 | 01:13:29,692 | Go ahead, I promise you'll love it. | Go ahead, I promise you'll love it. |
994 | 01:13:44,975 | 01:13:48,879 | The scent it's really comforting. | The scent it's really comforting. |
995 | 01:14:01,691 | 01:14:03,260 | Eucalyptus? | Eucalyptus? |
996 | 01:14:04,094 | 01:14:06,696 | It reminds me of my son's room. | It reminds me of my son's room. |
997 | 01:14:59,783 | 01:15:01,885 | Gemma! | Gemma! |
998 | 01:15:05,856 | 01:15:07,825 | Gemma! | Gemma! |
999 | 01:15:13,564 | 01:15:14,932 | Well hey there. | Well hey there. |
1000 | 01:15:15,499 | 01:15:18,135 | I thought we had you in a medically induced coma, | I thought we had you in a medically induced coma, |
1001 | 01:15:18,269 | 01:15:19,937 | but it seems the drip ran out. | but it seems the drip ran out. |
1002 | 01:15:20,304 | 01:15:23,007 | I wonder how that happened. | I wonder how that happened. |
1003 | 01:15:24,441 | 01:15:26,477 | Oh... | Oh... |
1004 | 01:15:26,610 | 01:15:29,380 | I'm sorry are you trying to say something? | I'm sorry are you trying to say something? |
1005 | 01:15:29,513 | 01:15:31,582 | You see, unfortunately when you sliced | You see, unfortunately when you sliced |
1006 | 01:15:31,715 | 01:15:33,484 | your throat you did a number on | your throat you did a number on |
1007 | 01:15:33,617 | 01:15:35,853 | your vocal chords, but you missed the arteries. | your vocal chords, but you missed the arteries. |
1008 | 01:15:36,153 | 01:15:38,789 | Luckily I was able to stitch you back up, | Luckily I was able to stitch you back up, |
1009 | 01:15:38,922 | 01:15:41,191 | and the progress has been amazing! | and the progress has been amazing! |
1010 | 01:15:43,394 | 01:15:44,495 | Ooh... | Ooh... |
1011 | 01:15:45,729 | 01:15:47,398 | It looks like your pain meds are also starting to wear off. | It looks like your pain meds are also starting to wear off. |
1012 | 01:15:47,998 | 01:15:49,600 | I am so sorry about that sweetie. | I am so sorry about that sweetie. |
1013 | 01:15:49,733 | 01:15:51,402 | I'll be right back. | I'll be right back. |
1014 | 01:16:07,284 | 01:16:11,188 | I know the human body is a crazy thing right? | I know the human body is a crazy thing right? |
1015 | 01:16:11,955 | 01:16:14,391 | Did you know that if taken care of properly, | Did you know that if taken care of properly, |
1016 | 01:16:14,525 | 01:16:17,361 | it only takes 2 weeks for human skin to grow back? | it only takes 2 weeks for human skin to grow back? |
1017 | 01:16:17,728 | 01:16:19,863 | Yeah I know, so great! | Yeah I know, so great! |
1018 | 01:16:20,264 | 01:16:22,132 | So while we hunt for other people like | So while we hunt for other people like |
1019 | 01:16:22,266 | 01:16:24,234 | you we can rest easy knowing | you we can rest easy knowing |
1020 | 01:16:24,368 | 01:16:26,970 | that every two weeks we can just come back to you for more. | that every two weeks we can just come back to you for more. |
1021 | 01:16:27,304 | 01:16:29,340 | Now I am just going to get this going, | Now I am just going to get this going, |
1022 | 01:16:29,808 | 01:16:34,378 | and in a couple of seconds you'll be back in that coma, | and in a couple of seconds you'll be back in that coma, |
1023 | 01:16:34,511 | 01:16:37,414 | and you won't have to worry about any of this anymore. | and you won't have to worry about any of this anymore. |
1024 | 01:16:37,748 | 01:16:39,616 | There... | There... |
1025 | 01:16:45,790 | 01:16:48,992 | Nighty night. | Nighty night. |
1026 | 01:16:58,202 | 01:17:00,437 | Nighty night. | Nighty night. |