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1	00:00:43,793	00:00:46,212	[wind howling]	[wind howling]
2	00:01:40,141	00:01:42,352	[Corkie] Thanks for taking the time to do this, Santa.	[Corkie] Thanks for taking the time to do this, Santa.
3	00:01:42,435	00:01:44,145	I know how busy you are this time of year.	I know how busy you are this time of year.
4	00:01:44,229	00:01:45,605	[Santa laughing]	[Santa laughing]
5	00:01:45,688	00:01:47,607	We certainly are, Corkie!	We certainly are, Corkie!
6	00:01:47,690	00:01:50,944	But we've always got time for our favourite reporter.	But we've always got time for our favourite reporter.
7	00:01:51,027	00:01:53,321	Especially after what happened last year, am I right?	Especially after what happened last year, am I right?
8	00:01:54,697	00:01:57,283	Never underestimate the power of a well-positioned puff piece	Never underestimate the power of a well-positioned puff piece
9	00:01:57,367	00:01:58,701	to make the public forget.	to make the public forget.
10	00:02:00,370	00:02:03,832	[chuckles] I'm kidding. This is gonna be some hard-hitting journalism right here.	[chuckles] I'm kidding. This is gonna be some hard-hitting journalism right here.
11	00:02:04,916	00:02:06,835	Again, kidding.	Again, kidding.
12	00:02:08,169	00:02:10,338	How about you just show me the reindeer?	How about you just show me the reindeer?
13	00:02:19,013	00:02:20,098	As you can see,	As you can see,
14	00:02:20,181	00:02:22,517	we have no problems with the reindeer.	we have no problems with the reindeer.
15	00:02:22,600	00:02:23,977	No problems at all.	No problems at all.
16	00:02:24,060	00:02:26,312	We've got everything under control.	We've got everything under control.
17	00:02:26,479	00:02:28,565	You're gonna want to write that one down.	You're gonna want to write that one down.
18	00:02:28,648	00:02:30,692	"Everything under control."	"Everything under control."
19	00:02:30,775	00:02:32,610	Yeah. Wow.	Yeah. Wow.
20	00:02:32,694	00:02:33,945	I can see that.	I can see that.
21	00:02:34,028	00:02:37,365	It's almost like you didn't even need to establish the training camps.	It's almost like you didn't even need to establish the training camps.
22	00:02:39,117	00:02:41,161	There's just one thing.	There's just one thing.
23	00:02:42,453	00:02:43,913	Shouldn't there be eight of them?	Shouldn't there be eight of them?
24	00:02:44,080	00:02:46,666	-What? -Well, of course there's...	-What? -Well, of course there's...
25	00:02:46,749	00:02:49,669	Four, five, six, seven...	Four, five, six, seven...
26	00:02:50,670	00:02:52,630	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
27	00:03:27,165	00:03:29,083	[Elliot] Big dreamers dream big.	[Elliot] Big dreamers dream big.
28	00:03:29,167	00:03:31,461	[Hazel] Come on, Elliot, you can do better than that.	[Hazel] Come on, Elliot, you can do better than that.
29	00:03:31,544	00:03:34,005	Big dreamers dream big.	Big dreamers dream big.
30	00:03:34,088	00:03:36,841	I still can't hear you.	I still can't hear you.
31	00:03:36,925	00:03:39,052	[loudly] Big dreamers dream big!	[loudly] Big dreamers dream big!
32	00:03:39,135	00:03:41,387	[Hazel] That's what I'm talkin' about.	[Hazel] That's what I'm talkin' about.
33	00:03:41,512	00:03:44,057	Well, don't just stand there grinning like a fool. Go!	Well, don't just stand there grinning like a fool. Go!
34	00:03:44,140	00:03:45,558	Go, go, go.	Go, go, go.
35	00:03:50,772	00:03:51,981	Go. Go, go, go.	Go. Go, go, go.
36	00:03:52,106	00:03:53,441	[panting]	[panting]
37	00:03:58,738	00:03:59,989	Come on, Elliot.	Come on, Elliot.
38	00:04:00,073	00:04:01,616	Go. Go. Move.	Go. Go. Move.
39	00:04:01,699	00:04:04,410	[Elliot panting]	[Elliot panting]
40	00:04:05,703	00:04:08,581	14.59 seconds exactly.	14.59 seconds exactly.
41	00:04:08,748	00:04:10,208	Yes!	Yes!
42	00:04:10,291	00:04:12,377	Yes! I finally broke 15 seconds.	Yes! I finally broke 15 seconds.
43	00:04:12,543	00:04:14,879	127th time's the charm.	127th time's the charm.
44	00:04:15,046	00:04:17,048	Let's hit the salt lick.	Let's hit the salt lick.
45	00:04:17,131	00:04:18,883	[Hazel] Aren't you forgetting something?	[Hazel] Aren't you forgetting something?
46	00:04:20,176	00:04:23,304	Actually, I thought maybe we could skip it today?	Actually, I thought maybe we could skip it today?
47	00:04:23,388	00:04:25,098	Oh, sure. Why not?	Oh, sure. Why not?
48	00:04:25,181	00:04:27,392	Cutting a workout short never hurt anyone, right?	Cutting a workout short never hurt anyone, right?
49	00:04:27,475	00:04:29,060	Exactly. Thanks, Hazel.	Exactly. Thanks, Hazel.
50	00:04:29,560	00:04:31,187	Huh. That's so funny.	Huh. That's so funny.
51	00:04:31,271	00:04:33,106	What's that thing Coach always says?	What's that thing Coach always says?
52	00:04:33,189	00:04:35,900	"Success trains. Failure complains?"	"Success trains. Failure complains?"
53	00:04:35,984	00:04:38,152	No, that's not it.	No, that's not it.
54	00:04:38,236	00:04:42,156	"The moment you quit is the moment you let someone else win?"	"The moment you quit is the moment you let someone else win?"
55	00:04:42,240	00:04:44,367	No! No, Hazel, no.	No! No, Hazel, no.
56	00:04:44,450	00:04:46,077	That's not it either.	That's not it either.
57	00:04:46,577	00:04:47,578	Oh, I know.	Oh, I know.
58	00:04:47,662	00:04:51,332	"If it's important, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse."	"If it's important, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse."
59	00:04:51,416	00:04:52,542	That's it.	That's it.
60	00:04:52,709	00:04:56,045	Oh, that phrase just popped into my head so out of the blue.	Oh, that phrase just popped into my head so out of the blue.
61	00:04:56,129	00:04:58,631	Isn't that so funny and weird?	Isn't that so funny and weird?
62	00:05:02,176	00:05:04,804	Fine. Okay. Forget I said anything.	Fine. Okay. Forget I said anything.
63	00:05:04,887	00:05:06,389	Ugh. I'll do it.	Ugh. I'll do it.
64	00:05:08,766	00:05:11,686	[machine whirring]	[machine whirring]
65	00:05:17,900	00:05:19,944	[Elliot] I don't even know why we're bothering with this.	[Elliot] I don't even know why we're bothering with this.
66	00:05:20,111	00:05:21,821	Really, just give it a decade or two,	Really, just give it a decade or two,
67	00:05:21,904	00:05:24,240	and global warming is gonna make this a total non-issue.	and global warming is gonna make this a total non-issue.
68	00:05:24,324	00:05:25,992	Call me crazy, Elliot,	Call me crazy, Elliot,
69	00:05:26,075	00:05:27,952	but I don't think our strategy should be predicated	but I don't think our strategy should be predicated
70	00:05:28,036	00:05:31,497	on an ecological catastrophe from which the world will never recover.	on an ecological catastrophe from which the world will never recover.
71	00:05:33,082	00:05:34,667	Well, when you put it that way...	Well, when you put it that way...
72	00:05:38,880	00:05:40,757	All right. Okay, good. Good start.	All right. Okay, good. Good start.
73	00:05:40,840	00:05:42,675	That's what you always say.	That's what you always say.
74	00:05:42,759	00:05:44,886	Try dispersing your weight more evenly.	Try dispersing your weight more evenly.
75	00:05:46,054	00:05:48,139	-That's it! You're doing it. -[grunting]	-That's it! You're doing it. -[grunting]
76	00:05:48,222	00:05:49,390	I can't believe it.	I can't believe it.
77	00:05:49,474	00:05:50,558	It's working.	It's working.
78	00:05:52,268	00:05:53,311	Uh-oh.	Uh-oh.
79	00:05:55,563	00:05:59,984	And that, ladies and goats, is why Santa's always used reindeer.	And that, ladies and goats, is why Santa's always used reindeer.
80	00:06:00,068	00:06:01,694	[Elliot] Erm, a little help here?	[Elliot] Erm, a little help here?
81	00:06:01,778	00:06:03,863	Ah, hold your miniature horses.	Ah, hold your miniature horses.
82	00:06:07,909	00:06:11,537	[Walter] What are you two doing, messing with the climate generator again?	[Walter] What are you two doing, messing with the climate generator again?
83	00:06:11,621	00:06:13,081	These things are dangerous.	These things are dangerous.
84	00:06:13,706	00:06:16,250	I think I hear Peanutbutter calling me.	I think I hear Peanutbutter calling me.
85	00:06:16,334	00:06:17,502	Coming.	Coming.
86	00:06:17,585	00:06:19,337	They already broke the off button.	They already broke the off button.
87	00:06:19,420	00:06:20,463	Next thing you know,	Next thing you know,
88	00:06:20,588	00:06:22,423	they'll bust the emergency shutdown, too.	they'll bust the emergency shutdown, too.
89	00:06:22,507	00:06:24,467	Ah, Coach, you worry too much.	Ah, Coach, you worry too much.
90	00:06:24,550	00:06:26,928	[snorting and braying]	[snorting and braying]
91	00:06:27,095	00:06:28,846	Hey, guess what?	Hey, guess what?
92	00:06:28,930	00:06:31,015	I finally broke 15 seconds.	I finally broke 15 seconds.
93	00:06:31,099	00:06:33,184	[snorting and braying]	[snorting and braying]
94	00:06:33,267	00:06:34,310	I mean, yeah, there's still	I mean, yeah, there's still
95	00:06:34,393	00:06:36,604	the whole "can't climb a snowdrift" issue to contend with.	the whole "can't climb a snowdrift" issue to contend with.
96	00:06:36,687	00:06:38,648	But if you just give me a chance,	But if you just give me a chance,
97	00:06:38,731	00:06:40,817	I know I'd have a shot at making Santa's team.	I know I'd have a shot at making Santa's team.
98	00:06:40,900	00:06:41,776	I just know it.	I just know it.
99	00:06:41,943	00:06:43,653	Elliot, I can't understand you.	Elliot, I can't understand you.
100	00:06:43,736	00:06:45,154	I'm not one of Santa's elves.	I'm not one of Santa's elves.
101	00:06:45,238	00:06:46,697	[neighs]	[neighs]
102	00:06:46,781	00:06:47,824	Go on, now. Git.	Go on, now. Git.
103	00:06:47,907	00:06:49,242	Goat run's about to start.	Goat run's about to start.
104	00:06:49,325	00:06:51,577	Aw, Coach, not the goats.	Aw, Coach, not the goats.
105	00:06:51,661	00:06:52,703	Peanutbutter can handle the--	Peanutbutter can handle the--
106	00:06:52,787	00:06:54,080	Goats, Elliot.	Goats, Elliot.
107	00:06:54,163	00:06:55,706	I wanted to show you my moves.	I wanted to show you my moves.
108	00:06:55,873	00:06:57,083	Now!	Now!
109	00:06:57,250	00:06:58,960	[goats bleating]	[goats bleating]
110	00:07:00,419	00:07:03,172	Goats, goats, so many goats.	Goats, goats, so many goats.
111	00:07:03,256	00:07:05,424	Line up in an orderly fashion.	Line up in an orderly fashion.
112	00:07:05,508	00:07:07,260	Oh, for the love of...	Oh, for the love of...
113	00:07:07,343	00:07:08,886	Work with me, goats.	Work with me, goats.
114	00:07:09,262	00:07:10,304	[Blueberry giggles]	[Blueberry giggles]
115	00:07:10,388	00:07:12,348	Ah, get off, ya numpty.	Ah, get off, ya numpty.
116	00:07:12,432	00:07:13,474	[door opens]	[door opens]
117	00:07:13,558	00:07:15,351	You're late.	You're late.
118	00:07:15,601	00:07:18,104	And these fool goats won't herd themselves.	And these fool goats won't herd themselves.
119	00:07:18,187	00:07:20,440	What? Who are you calling a fool?	What? Who are you calling a fool?
120	00:07:20,523	00:07:23,234	You, you great cloven-hoofed ninny.	You, you great cloven-hoofed ninny.
121	00:07:23,317	00:07:25,653	You have responsibilities, Elliot.	You have responsibilities, Elliot.
122	00:07:25,820	00:07:27,488	Ugh. Let's just get this over with.	Ugh. Let's just get this over with.
123	00:07:27,572	00:07:29,365	I should totally be carbo-loading right now.	I should totally be carbo-loading right now.
124	00:07:29,449	00:07:31,701	I'll have you know, the running of the goats	I'll have you know, the running of the goats
125	00:07:31,784	00:07:34,579	has been a beloved and dignified tradition	has been a beloved and dignified tradition
126	00:07:34,662	00:07:36,497	for more than 25 years.	for more than 25 years.
127	00:07:36,581	00:07:37,665	[Hazel] Heads up, old man.	[Hazel] Heads up, old man.
128	00:07:39,292	00:07:40,334	[Peanutbutter] Oi.	[Peanutbutter] Oi.
129	00:07:41,586	00:07:42,628	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
130	00:07:42,712	00:07:44,172	So dignified.	So dignified.
131	00:07:44,255	00:07:45,756	Oh, shut it.	Oh, shut it.
132	00:07:51,804	00:07:53,556	[Walter groans]	[Walter groans]
133	00:07:54,015	00:07:55,183	[whimpers]	[whimpers]
134	00:08:03,733	00:08:04,942	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
135	00:08:05,776	00:08:06,819	Miss Ludzinka?	Miss Ludzinka?
136	00:08:06,986	00:08:08,821	Hello.	Hello.
137	00:08:08,905	00:08:11,157	Didn't we schedule your walkthrough for tomorrow?	Didn't we schedule your walkthrough for tomorrow?
138	00:08:11,324	00:08:12,992	I come today.	I come today.
139	00:08:13,075	00:08:15,369	[chuckles] I can see that. And that's awesome.	[chuckles] I can see that. And that's awesome.
140	00:08:15,453	00:08:17,455	It's just I've got this open house--	It's just I've got this open house--
141	00:08:17,538	00:08:18,581	Today!	Today!
142	00:08:19,624	00:08:21,334	Okay then.	Okay then.
143	00:08:21,417	00:08:22,710	Great chat.	Great chat.
144	00:08:23,961	00:08:25,796	-[people chattering] -[children laughing]	-[people chattering] -[children laughing]
145	00:08:27,507	00:08:30,927	I haven't seen a crowd like this since I was but a wee foal.	I haven't seen a crowd like this since I was but a wee foal.
146	00:08:31,010	00:08:34,013	This calls for an inspirational speech.	This calls for an inspirational speech.
147	00:08:34,180	00:08:36,182	-[clears throat] -Oh, man.	-[clears throat] -Oh, man.
148	00:08:36,390	00:08:38,142	Goats of Witty Bitty.	Goats of Witty Bitty.
149	00:08:38,226	00:08:40,144	Hear me now.	Hear me now.
150	00:08:40,353	00:08:42,897	You've come to run as free goats,	You've come to run as free goats,
151	00:08:42,980	00:08:45,149	and free goats you are.	and free goats you are.
152	00:08:45,233	00:08:47,401	The old coot's finally lost it.	The old coot's finally lost it.
153	00:08:47,485	00:08:48,736	You're assuming he ever had it.	You're assuming he ever had it.
154	00:08:49,111	00:08:52,031	[Peanutbutter] But what will you do with that freedom, goats?	[Peanutbutter] But what will you do with that freedom, goats?
155	00:08:52,114	00:08:56,327	[Braying, neighing, and bleating]	[Braying, neighing, and bleating]
156	00:08:58,037	00:08:59,330	Erm... No.	Erm... No.
157	00:08:59,413	00:09:01,958	Aye, goats, run, and you may die.	Aye, goats, run, and you may die.
158	00:09:02,542	00:09:04,043	Don't run, and you'll live.	Don't run, and you'll live.
159	00:09:04,126	00:09:05,878	At least a while.	At least a while.
160	00:09:06,045	00:09:07,964	What kind of a pep talk is this?	What kind of a pep talk is this?
161	00:09:08,047	00:09:09,549	[Peanutbutter] But would you be willing to trade everything...	[Peanutbutter] But would you be willing to trade everything...
162	00:09:09,632	00:09:11,008	[Elliot] All right, that's it.	[Elliot] All right, that's it.
163	00:09:11,092	00:09:13,511	-...for one chance to tell our enemies -[grunts]	-...for one chance to tell our enemies -[grunts]
164	00:09:13,594	00:09:15,763	that they may take our goats,	that they may take our goats,
165	00:09:15,846	00:09:19,308	but they will never take our goat run?	but they will never take our goat run?
166	00:09:19,392	00:09:21,894	Alba gu brath!	Alba gu brath!
167	00:09:22,520	00:09:24,272	Jeez, take it easy, Peanutbutter.	Jeez, take it easy, Peanutbutter.
168	00:09:24,814	00:09:25,856	[Blueberry grunts]	[Blueberry grunts]
169	00:09:25,940	00:09:28,192	-Hello, goat. -[giggles]	-Hello, goat. -[giggles]
170	00:09:34,323	00:09:35,616	[people chattering excitedly]	[people chattering excitedly]
171	00:09:35,992	00:09:37,368	[Blueberry straining]	[Blueberry straining]
172	00:09:39,829	00:09:41,497	Nice duck and weave, Blueberry.	Nice duck and weave, Blueberry.
173	00:09:41,581	00:09:42,623	Thanks!	Thanks!
174	00:09:43,499	00:09:44,792	[grunts]	[grunts]
175	00:09:46,419	00:09:48,212	Yee-ha-ha!	Yee-ha-ha!
176	00:09:50,006	00:09:51,299	Uh-oh.	Uh-oh.
177	00:09:52,508	00:09:54,594	[Elliot panting]	[Elliot panting]
178	00:09:56,554	00:09:57,597	Ah!	Ah!
179	00:09:59,765	00:10:00,850	[panting]	[panting]
180	00:10:02,810	00:10:03,853	Thanks, Elliot.	Thanks, Elliot.
181	00:10:04,020	00:10:07,064	[all cheering]	[all cheering]
182	00:10:07,273	00:10:10,026	Oh, I forgot how good adulation feels.	Oh, I forgot how good adulation feels.
183	00:10:10,234	00:10:12,570	I'm pretty sure they're cheering for me.	I'm pretty sure they're cheering for me.
184	00:10:12,820	00:10:14,530	Yeah, keep telling yourself that, shorty.	Yeah, keep telling yourself that, shorty.
185	00:10:14,697	00:10:16,616	[whistle blowing]	[whistle blowing]
186	00:10:16,824	00:10:19,368	[march music playing]	[march music playing]
187	00:10:26,083	00:10:28,586	[snorting]	[snorting]
188	00:10:40,348	00:10:41,307	There they are.	There they are.
189	00:10:41,474	00:10:42,683	-The reindeer! -[whooping]	-The reindeer! -[whooping]
190	00:10:42,767	00:10:44,352	The reindeer are finally here.	The reindeer are finally here.
191	00:10:44,435	00:10:46,103	[whistle blowing]	[whistle blowing]
192	00:10:53,611	00:10:54,445	[snorting]	[snorting]
193	00:11:00,242	00:11:01,285	[whistle blowing]	[whistle blowing]
194	00:11:04,872	00:11:05,998	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
195	00:11:09,627	00:11:11,253	[boy] Whoo-hoo!	[boy] Whoo-hoo!
196	00:11:13,964	00:11:16,801	-[all cheering] -You people love DJ.	-[all cheering] -You people love DJ.
197	00:11:16,884	00:11:18,010	Yes, you do.	Yes, you do.
198	00:11:21,430	00:11:22,515	[cooing]	[cooing]
199	00:11:22,598	00:11:24,433	-[crowd gasps] -[giggles]	-[crowd gasps] -[giggles]
200	00:11:26,477	00:11:27,645	It's true.	It's true.
201	00:11:27,728	00:11:30,231	DJ is fabulous.	DJ is fabulous.
202	00:11:31,440	00:11:32,817	Okay, huddle up.	Okay, huddle up.
203	00:11:33,192	00:11:34,985	All right, good run, guys. Good run.	All right, good run, guys. Good run.
204	00:11:35,069	00:11:36,112	Nice work out there.	Nice work out there.
205	00:11:36,195	00:11:39,240	Hey, everyone, I'm all warmed up and ready to go.	Hey, everyone, I'm all warmed up and ready to go.
206	00:11:39,323	00:11:41,033	Hey, come on, guys, make some room.	Hey, come on, guys, make some room.
207	00:11:41,117	00:11:42,159	[grunts]	[grunts]
208	00:11:42,326	00:11:44,203	Yo, mini man.	Yo, mini man.
209	00:11:44,286	00:11:46,747	I thought I made myself clear yesterday.	I thought I made myself clear yesterday.
210	00:11:46,831	00:11:49,041	Let him join in, DJ. We don't mind.	Let him join in, DJ. We don't mind.
211	00:11:49,208	00:11:50,751	Well, I'm team captain,	Well, I'm team captain,
212	00:11:50,835	00:11:52,503	and I do.	and I do.
213	00:11:52,586	00:11:54,088	When are you gonna give up, runt?	When are you gonna give up, runt?
214	00:11:54,171	00:11:57,508	'Cause DJ is getting tired of this.	'Cause DJ is getting tired of this.
215	00:11:57,591	00:11:58,968	Oh, I'll never give up,	Oh, I'll never give up,
216	00:11:59,051	00:12:01,345	so DJ better get used to it.	so DJ better get used to it.
217	00:12:01,429	00:12:02,471	Is that so?	Is that so?
218	00:12:02,555	00:12:04,473	Yeah. It is.	Yeah. It is.
219	00:12:04,557	00:12:06,350	I'll say this, little dude.	I'll say this, little dude.
220	00:12:06,434	00:12:08,936	Persistence is an admirable quality.	Persistence is an admirable quality.
221	00:12:09,019	00:12:10,062	It's real admirable.	It's real admirable.
222	00:12:10,229	00:12:12,106	Thanks, DJ. I appreciate that...	Thanks, DJ. I appreciate that...
223	00:12:12,731	00:12:15,067	-[grunts] -[DJ] For a reindeer!	-[grunts] -[DJ] For a reindeer!
224	00:12:15,151	00:12:17,486	[snorts] Stinkin' reindeer.	[snorts] Stinkin' reindeer.
225	00:12:17,653	00:12:20,406	Think they're so special.	Think they're so special.
226	00:12:20,489	00:12:22,741	Erm, don't look now, but...	Erm, don't look now, but...
227	00:12:22,825	00:12:24,118	What are you doing? I said not to look.	What are you doing? I said not to look.
228	00:12:24,285	00:12:25,619	Why are you looking?	Why are you looking?
229	00:12:25,703	00:12:27,955	Hello.	Hello.
230	00:12:28,038	00:12:29,582	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
231	00:12:32,209	00:12:33,252	[Hazel exclaims]	[Hazel exclaims]
232	00:12:35,379	00:12:37,423	So you, er... You gonna eat that?	So you, er... You gonna eat that?
233	00:12:37,506	00:12:39,383	What? Ew! No.	What? Ew! No.
234	00:12:39,467	00:12:40,509	Come on, Hazel.	Come on, Hazel.
235	00:12:42,261	00:12:43,888	Urgh! [groaning]	Urgh! [groaning]
236	00:12:45,723	00:12:49,101	That is the worst beef jerky I have ever tasted in my life.	That is the worst beef jerky I have ever tasted in my life.
237	00:12:49,185	00:12:51,520	That's because beef had nothing to do with it.	That's because beef had nothing to do with it.
238	00:12:51,604	00:12:53,314	Why? What's it say?	Why? What's it say?
239	00:12:53,981	00:12:56,734	[Elliot] "Ludzinka's Llama Sticks."	[Elliot] "Ludzinka's Llama Sticks."
240	00:12:56,817	00:12:58,319	What the what?	What the what?
241	00:12:58,486	00:13:04,325	"Raised by Mama Llama in Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka in Duluth."	"Raised by Mama Llama in Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka in Duluth."
242	00:13:04,408	00:13:05,784	[PA system feedback screeching]	[PA system feedback screeching]
243	00:13:05,868	00:13:08,037	[Announcer] This just in from Santa's workshop.	[Announcer] This just in from Santa's workshop.
244	00:13:08,120	00:13:10,456	The world sits stunned this holiday season	The world sits stunned this holiday season
245	00:13:10,623	00:13:13,167	by a startling turn of events at the North Pole.	by a startling turn of events at the North Pole.
246	00:13:13,250	00:13:14,668	[woman] Oh, my gosh, it can't be true.	[woman] Oh, my gosh, it can't be true.
247	00:13:14,752	00:13:16,212	So close to Christmas?	So close to Christmas?
248	00:13:19,298	00:13:20,925	I can confirm the rumours.	I can confirm the rumours.
249	00:13:21,008	00:13:23,677	Blitzen announced his retirement late last night,	Blitzen announced his retirement late last night,
250	00:13:23,761	00:13:25,721	effective immediately.	effective immediately.
251	00:13:25,804	00:13:27,181	Was it a medical emergency?	Was it a medical emergency?
252	00:13:27,264	00:13:28,974	A family crisis?	A family crisis?
253	00:13:29,058	00:13:31,894	Or is he the one behind Dancer's "conscious uncoupling"?	Or is he the one behind Dancer's "conscious uncoupling"?
254	00:13:31,977	00:13:33,270	'Cause there's been talk.	'Cause there's been talk.
255	00:13:33,354	00:13:34,396	And photos.	And photos.
256	00:13:34,480	00:13:35,523	They're everywhere.	They're everywhere.
257	00:13:35,606	00:13:38,317	[Lemondrop clears throat loudly]	[Lemondrop clears throat loudly]
258	00:13:38,400	00:13:39,818	The truth is,	The truth is,
259	00:13:39,902	00:13:42,321	a juice bar in the Keys he'd been eyeing for a while	a juice bar in the Keys he'd been eyeing for a while
260	00:13:42,404	00:13:43,948	finally came on the market.	finally came on the market.
261	00:13:44,031	00:13:44,865	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
262	00:13:44,949	00:13:48,953	Accordingly, we're calling up our top draft candidates	Accordingly, we're calling up our top draft candidates
263	00:13:49,036	00:13:51,956	for an emergency try-out session, starting tomorrow.	for an emergency try-out session, starting tomorrow.
264	00:13:52,122	00:13:54,959	You can't possibly expect to find a replacement in three days.	You can't possibly expect to find a replacement in three days.
265	00:13:55,042	00:13:56,794	Will there even be a Christmas?	Will there even be a Christmas?
266	00:13:56,877	00:13:58,921	And does Blitzen do a cold-pressed chia-acai blend?	And does Blitzen do a cold-pressed chia-acai blend?
267	00:13:59,004	00:14:01,173	Because my adrenals have been super sluggish.	Because my adrenals have been super sluggish.
268	00:14:01,340	00:14:03,133	-No more questions. -[all clamouring]	-No more questions. -[all clamouring]
269	00:14:05,386	00:14:07,513	Well, what are y'all looking at?	Well, what are y'all looking at?
270	00:14:07,596	00:14:09,181	We've got a try-out to get to.	We've got a try-out to get to.
271	00:14:09,265	00:14:10,307	[crowd cheers]	[crowd cheers]
272	00:14:10,558	00:14:11,976	DJ's going to the big leagues.	DJ's going to the big leagues.
273	00:14:12,059	00:14:13,477	DJ's going to the big leagues.	DJ's going to the big leagues.
274	00:14:13,561	00:14:15,688	DJ's going to the big leagues. Yes, he is. Yes, he is.	DJ's going to the big leagues. Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
275	00:14:15,771	00:14:16,939	[Clyde] Zip it, rock star.	[Clyde] Zip it, rock star.
276	00:14:19,483	00:14:21,986	[scoffs] What's your problem, Clyde?	[scoffs] What's your problem, Clyde?
277	00:14:22,069	00:14:24,113	Why you gotta rain on DJ's parade?	Why you gotta rain on DJ's parade?
278	00:14:24,280	00:14:25,823	Who said you're our top pick?	Who said you're our top pick?
279	00:14:25,990	00:14:28,409	Oh, I get it.	Oh, I get it.
280	00:14:28,492	00:14:30,953	You want DJ to be a little more reindeerly.	You want DJ to be a little more reindeerly.
281	00:14:31,036	00:14:32,121	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
282	00:14:32,204	00:14:33,747	Mr. Assistant Coach, sir,	Mr. Assistant Coach, sir,
283	00:14:33,831	00:14:37,251	even though I'm the number-one seed in the whole entire world,	even though I'm the number-one seed in the whole entire world,
284	00:14:37,334	00:14:39,712	I humbly ask that you choose me for the honour...	I humbly ask that you choose me for the honour...
285	00:14:39,795	00:14:42,089	Nay, the privilege	Nay, the privilege
286	00:14:42,172	00:14:44,425	to serve as the Witty Bitty Farm's representative	to serve as the Witty Bitty Farm's representative
287	00:14:44,508	00:14:46,176	at the North Pole try-outs.	at the North Pole try-outs.
288	00:14:46,260	00:14:48,929	But only if it pleases you,	But only if it pleases you,
289	00:14:49,013	00:14:52,057	your most gracious eminence.	your most gracious eminence.
290	00:14:52,141	00:14:54,184	Please, Mr Assistant Coach?	Please, Mr Assistant Coach?
291	00:14:54,268	00:14:56,770	He promises to be a good boy.	He promises to be a good boy.
292	00:14:56,854	00:14:58,689	Knock it off, all of you.	Knock it off, all of you.
293	00:14:58,772	00:15:00,524	[both laugh]	[both laugh]
294	00:15:00,608	00:15:03,569	Why Santa insists on working with reindeer,	Why Santa insists on working with reindeer,
295	00:15:03,652	00:15:05,863	when any other animal could do a better job,	when any other animal could do a better job,
296	00:15:05,946	00:15:06,989	I'll never know.	I'll never know.
297	00:15:07,072	00:15:10,451	And if Coach understood even half the trash you nitwits talk,	And if Coach understood even half the trash you nitwits talk,
298	00:15:10,618	00:15:11,660	he'd agree.	he'd agree.
299	00:15:11,744	00:15:13,412	[gasps] Did you hear that, Hazel?	[gasps] Did you hear that, Hazel?
300	00:15:13,495	00:15:16,540	This is my chance to prove I'm just as good as any stinking reindeer.	This is my chance to prove I'm just as good as any stinking reindeer.
301	00:15:16,624	00:15:17,458	[gasps]	[gasps]
302	00:15:17,666	00:15:19,001	Good luck.	Good luck.
303	00:15:20,502	00:15:23,005	So the housing market is pretty crazy in the North Pole, isn't it?	So the housing market is pretty crazy in the North Pole, isn't it?
304	00:15:23,172	00:15:24,340	Elliot, what are you doing?	Elliot, what are you doing?
305	00:15:24,423	00:15:26,008	Demonstrating a hairpin turn.	Demonstrating a hairpin turn.
306	00:15:26,175	00:15:27,426	Why?	Why?
307	00:15:28,135	00:15:30,137	Hey, Coach, check it out.	Hey, Coach, check it out.
308	00:15:34,308	00:15:35,976	Stopping on a dime.	Stopping on a dime.
309	00:15:36,185	00:15:37,645	[Walter] There's a shortage of housing, I hear.	[Walter] There's a shortage of housing, I hear.
310	00:15:37,728	00:15:39,104	Erm, the elves are having to...	Erm, the elves are having to...
311	00:15:39,188	00:15:40,648	I'm even amazing in reverse, Coach.	I'm even amazing in reverse, Coach.
312	00:15:40,731	00:15:42,358	Elliot, stop.	Elliot, stop.
313	00:15:42,524	00:15:44,777	But I've been training so hard, Clyde.	But I've been training so hard, Clyde.
314	00:15:44,860	00:15:47,196	If you and Coach would just give me a chance...	If you and Coach would just give me a chance...
315	00:15:48,530	00:15:50,157	Well, lookie, lookie.	Well, lookie, lookie.
316	00:15:50,240	00:15:52,201	Little horse is trying out.	Little horse is trying out.
317	00:15:52,284	00:15:53,953	Aw, man!	Aw, man!
318	00:15:54,036	00:15:57,164	DJ couldn't ask for a finer humiliation himself.	DJ couldn't ask for a finer humiliation himself.
319	00:15:57,247	00:15:58,666	Nice form.	Nice form.
320	00:15:58,749	00:16:00,084	Little guy's not half bad.	Little guy's not half bad.
321	00:16:00,167	00:16:01,210	What?	What?
322	00:16:03,170	00:16:04,213	[children exclaiming]	[children exclaiming]
323	00:16:04,296	00:16:06,006	Oh, not again.	Oh, not again.
324	00:16:06,090	00:16:08,384	Get him back to the goat pen, would ya, old fella?	Get him back to the goat pen, would ya, old fella?
325	00:16:08,467	00:16:11,345	I don't have time for any more of his antics today.	I don't have time for any more of his antics today.
326	00:16:11,553	00:16:13,097	Coach, wait.	Coach, wait.
327	00:16:13,180	00:16:14,890	You didn't see me run the tyre course yet.	You didn't see me run the tyre course yet.
328	00:16:14,974	00:16:16,308	Coach, please.	Coach, please.
329	00:16:16,392	00:16:17,476	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
330	00:16:17,559	00:16:19,186	No, no, no.	No, no, no.
331	00:16:19,269	00:16:20,562	[grunts]	[grunts]
332	00:16:21,480	00:16:23,482	Elliot, you okay in there?	Elliot, you okay in there?
333	00:16:24,066	00:16:26,360	[DJ laughing]	[DJ laughing]
334	00:16:26,443	00:16:29,071	Whoo! [laughs]	Whoo! [laughs]
335	00:16:29,321	00:16:30,531	[sighs]	[sighs]
336	00:16:30,614	00:16:33,158	-He didn't even notice me. -[reindeer laughing]	-He didn't even notice me. -[reindeer laughing]
337	00:16:33,283	00:16:34,660	What a loser.	What a loser.
338	00:16:34,743	00:16:36,495	[reindeer] No, you didn't.	[reindeer] No, you didn't.
339	00:16:36,578	00:16:39,331	You don't want to be a part of this anyway, kid.	You don't want to be a part of this anyway, kid.
340	00:16:40,457	00:16:41,834	[reindeer jeering and laughing]	[reindeer jeering and laughing]
341	00:16:42,084	00:16:46,046	[reindeer] Goat walking. We've got a goat walking.	[reindeer] Goat walking. We've got a goat walking.
342	00:16:47,589	00:16:49,216	Aw, Elliott...	Aw, Elliott...
343	00:16:51,593	00:16:53,721	'Twas a solid effort, lad.	'Twas a solid effort, lad.
344	00:16:53,804	00:16:55,389	Yeah, thanks.	Yeah, thanks.
345	00:16:55,472	00:16:58,308	But that's what you get for trying to be something you're not.	But that's what you get for trying to be something you're not.
346	00:16:59,143	00:17:00,227	Well, pardon me	Well, pardon me
347	00:17:00,310	00:17:02,396	for wanting to do something important with my life.	for wanting to do something important with my life.
348	00:17:03,188	00:17:05,524	Are you implying my life isn't important?	Are you implying my life isn't important?
349	00:17:06,358	00:17:08,986	To think I thought you'd take over for me one day.	To think I thought you'd take over for me one day.
350	00:17:10,195	00:17:13,866	You don't deserve the honour of overseeing the goat run.	You don't deserve the honour of overseeing the goat run.
351	00:17:14,033	00:17:16,660	Nobody cares about the goat run.	Nobody cares about the goat run.
352	00:17:19,580	00:17:22,166	Or the mini horses in charge of it.	Or the mini horses in charge of it.
353	00:17:24,001	00:17:25,127	[sighs]	[sighs]
354	00:17:28,464	00:17:30,215	[Elliot snoring]	[Elliot snoring]
355	00:17:32,718	00:17:34,219	[Hazel] Psst. Hey, Elliot.	[Hazel] Psst. Hey, Elliot.
356	00:17:34,303	00:17:35,763	-Wake up. -[grunting]	-Wake up. -[grunting]
357	00:17:35,846	00:17:37,264	Just get up.	Just get up.
358	00:17:37,806	00:17:40,017	Ugh. Come on.	Ugh. Come on.
359	00:17:40,100	00:17:41,769	[Elliot] Hazel?	[Elliot] Hazel?
360	00:17:41,852	00:17:43,103	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
361	00:17:43,187	00:17:45,355	Oh, you know, just heading up the back nine.	Oh, you know, just heading up the back nine.
362	00:17:45,439	00:17:46,607	Wanna play buck a ball?	Wanna play buck a ball?
363	00:17:46,690	00:17:48,150	You're golfing?	You're golfing?
364	00:17:48,233	00:17:49,693	I'm stuck.	I'm stuck.
365	00:17:49,777	00:17:50,944	Help me.	Help me.
366	00:17:52,321	00:17:53,363	Wait.	Wait.
367	00:17:54,573	00:17:57,117	You're not gonna eat that, are you?	You're not gonna eat that, are you?
368	00:17:57,201	00:17:58,744	Oh, how dare you?	Oh, how dare you?
369	00:17:58,827	00:18:00,996	That is a vicious stereotype.	That is a vicious stereotype.
370	00:18:01,080	00:18:03,207	I have never eaten a tin can in my life.	I have never eaten a tin can in my life.
371	00:18:04,792	00:18:08,170	Okay, fine. I'm a goat, and I eat tin cans. All right?	Okay, fine. I'm a goat, and I eat tin cans. All right?
372	00:18:08,253	00:18:09,963	Mmm-mmm-mmm.	Mmm-mmm-mmm.
373	00:18:10,047	00:18:12,091	Can you please stop judging me now?	Can you please stop judging me now?
374	00:18:12,174	00:18:13,967	I am vulnerable.	I am vulnerable.
375	00:18:14,051	00:18:15,344	What do you need me to do?	What do you need me to do?
376	00:18:15,427	00:18:17,596	Erm, pull.	Erm, pull.
377	00:18:17,679	00:18:19,556	[Elliot grunting]	[Elliot grunting]
378	00:18:19,640	00:18:20,891	Whoa, easy.	Whoa, easy.
379	00:18:21,350	00:18:22,392	[Elliot grunts]	[Elliot grunts]
380	00:18:24,353	00:18:25,646	You're gonna have to go get that.	You're gonna have to go get that.
381	00:18:25,729	00:18:27,231	It's your can. You get it.	It's your can. You get it.
382	00:18:27,314	00:18:28,857	Fine, we'll do it together.	Fine, we'll do it together.
383	00:18:28,941	00:18:30,776	[groans] Big baby.	[groans] Big baby.
384	00:18:30,859	00:18:33,195	One, two, three.	One, two, three.
385	00:18:34,530	00:18:36,448	[people chattering in distance]	[people chattering in distance]
386	00:18:36,532	00:18:37,658	[Elliot] Quick, grab it.	[Elliot] Quick, grab it.
387	00:18:39,827	00:18:40,661	-[Hazel crunches] -[gasps]	-[Hazel crunches] -[gasps]
388	00:18:40,744	00:18:41,578	[gulps]	[gulps]
389	00:18:41,662	00:18:44,540	Young man, no wife, no childrens.	Young man, no wife, no childrens.
390	00:18:44,623	00:18:47,501	To own a petting zoo is weird to me.	To own a petting zoo is weird to me.
391	00:18:47,584	00:18:49,878	Yeah, okay, well, like I said,	Yeah, okay, well, like I said,
392	00:18:49,962	00:18:51,964	I inherited the place from my grandparents.	I inherited the place from my grandparents.
393	00:18:53,340	00:18:55,759	You're sure you'll be able to give them a good home, Miss Ludzinka?	You're sure you'll be able to give them a good home, Miss Ludzinka?
394	00:18:55,843	00:18:57,052	No need worry.	No need worry.
395	00:18:57,177	00:18:59,763	I give my animals only best.	I give my animals only best.
396	00:18:59,847	00:19:02,266	Organic feed, insulated pens.	Organic feed, insulated pens.
397	00:19:02,349	00:19:04,685	I keep them very happy.	I keep them very happy.
398	00:19:04,768	00:19:06,979	And tenderized.	And tenderized.
399	00:19:07,354	00:19:09,815	Sorry, did you say tenderized?	Sorry, did you say tenderized?
400	00:19:09,898	00:19:11,275	Tender-hearted.	Tender-hearted.
401	00:19:11,358	00:19:14,361	Forgive me. My English not so good.	Forgive me. My English not so good.
402	00:19:14,444	00:19:16,488	[chuckles] Ah.	[chuckles] Ah.
403	00:19:17,072	00:19:19,074	Sure you no throw in reindeer?	Sure you no throw in reindeer?
404	00:19:19,158	00:19:20,659	I like reindeer.	I like reindeer.
405	00:19:20,742	00:19:22,452	Good and gamey.	Good and gamey.
406	00:19:23,745	00:19:26,415	[stammers] I mean, good at games. I mean,	[stammers] I mean, good at games. I mean,
407	00:19:26,498	00:19:30,085	I love to play different games with my friends.	I love to play different games with my friends.
408	00:19:30,169	00:19:32,421	The reindeer are the future of this place.	The reindeer are the future of this place.
409	00:19:32,504	00:19:34,631	No, only the petting zoo animals are for sale.	No, only the petting zoo animals are for sale.
410	00:19:34,715	00:19:35,799	[both gasp]	[both gasp]
411	00:19:35,883	00:19:37,801	Okay, I already make you a good offer.	Okay, I already make you a good offer.
412	00:19:37,885	00:19:40,804	Better than anyone else's, I'm sure.	Better than anyone else's, I'm sure.
413	00:19:41,305	00:19:44,183	Actually, you made the only offer, so...	Actually, you made the only offer, so...
414	00:19:45,767	00:19:48,353	You no so good at bargaining thing, huh?	You no so good at bargaining thing, huh?
415	00:19:48,437	00:19:49,479	What do you mean?	What do you mean?
416	00:19:49,563	00:19:51,315	Oh, nothing, nothing.	Oh, nothing, nothing.
417	00:19:51,398	00:19:54,401	Shake hand. We have deal.	Shake hand. We have deal.
418	00:19:54,484	00:19:55,527	Uh...	Uh...
419	00:19:55,694	00:19:57,821	We'll finalize the paperwork when I get back.	We'll finalize the paperwork when I get back.
420	00:19:57,905	00:20:00,741	Oh! Moist. Very moist hand.	Oh! Moist. Very moist hand.
421	00:20:02,659	00:20:04,161	[snoring]	[snoring]
422	00:20:04,244	00:20:05,621	[hoof steps approaching]	[hoof steps approaching]
423	00:20:06,288	00:20:07,539	Peanutbutter, wake up.	Peanutbutter, wake up.
424	00:20:07,623	00:20:08,790	[snorting]	[snorting]
425	00:20:08,874	00:20:09,875	[coughing]	[coughing]
426	00:20:09,958	00:20:14,129	What are you two dunderheads doing in my stall at this unholy hour?	What are you two dunderheads doing in my stall at this unholy hour?
427	00:20:14,213	00:20:15,547	Coach is selling us, Peanutbutter.	Coach is selling us, Peanutbutter.
428	00:20:15,631	00:20:17,507	To a crazy lady.	To a crazy lady.
429	00:20:17,591	00:20:19,927	Who dehydrates llamas in Duluth.	Who dehydrates llamas in Duluth.
430	00:20:20,010	00:20:22,221	So he's finally found a buyer.	So he's finally found a buyer.
431	00:20:22,930	00:20:24,556	You knew about this?	You knew about this?
432	00:20:24,640	00:20:26,391	[stammering] And you didn't try to stop it?	[stammering] And you didn't try to stop it?
433	00:20:27,559	00:20:30,270	What happened to glory and honour?	What happened to glory and honour?
434	00:20:30,354	00:20:31,396	What happened to,	What happened to,
435	00:20:31,480	00:20:32,940	[mimicking Peanutbutter] "Never taking our goat run"?	[mimicking Peanutbutter] "Never taking our goat run"?
436	00:20:33,023	00:20:35,525	One thing has nothing to do with the other.	One thing has nothing to do with the other.
437	00:20:37,027	00:20:41,240	It's time to stop fighting what you are and accept your station, Elliot.	It's time to stop fighting what you are and accept your station, Elliot.
438	00:20:41,323	00:20:43,158	Life's easier that way.	Life's easier that way.
439	00:20:46,370	00:20:48,705	[Hazel] You get Ignacio. I'll get the goats.	[Hazel] You get Ignacio. I'll get the goats.
440	00:20:48,789	00:20:50,457	We wouldn't last a day in the wild.	We wouldn't last a day in the wild.
441	00:20:50,540	00:20:53,168	Well, that's longer than we'd last in a dehydrator.	Well, that's longer than we'd last in a dehydrator.
442	00:20:53,252	00:20:54,795	We're not running away, Hazel.	We're not running away, Hazel.
443	00:20:54,878	00:20:56,255	Of course we're running away.	Of course we're running away.
444	00:20:56,338	00:20:58,215	What else could we possibly do?	What else could we possibly do?
445	00:21:01,885	00:21:04,137	Are we about to commit a crime?	Are we about to commit a crime?
446	00:21:04,221	00:21:05,430	It's a grey area.	It's a grey area.
447	00:21:05,514	00:21:09,184	Because I have always thought I'd make an excellent saboteur.	Because I have always thought I'd make an excellent saboteur.
448	00:21:11,436	00:21:14,481	Sabotage isn't exactly what I had in mind.	Sabotage isn't exactly what I had in mind.
449	00:21:16,108	00:21:18,819	[rooster crows]	[rooster crows]
450	00:21:18,902	00:21:20,612	[DJ] Me-me-me-me-me.	[DJ] Me-me-me-me-me.
451	00:21:20,696	00:21:23,615	♪ Oh, what a DJ-ing morning ♪	♪ Oh, what a DJ-ing morning ♪
452	00:21:23,699	00:21:26,451	♪ Oh, what a DJ-ing day ♪	♪ Oh, what a DJ-ing day ♪
453	00:21:26,535	00:21:28,245	Everybody now.	Everybody now.
454	00:21:28,328	00:21:31,373	[reindeer] ♪ We've got a DJ-ing feeling ♪	[reindeer] ♪ We've got a DJ-ing feeling ♪
455	00:21:31,456	00:21:34,042	♪ Everything's DJ today ♪	♪ Everything's DJ today ♪
456	00:21:34,209	00:21:38,005	You know, DJ's gonna miss you all when he's working with the big man.	You know, DJ's gonna miss you all when he's working with the big man.
457	00:21:38,338	00:21:40,382	Aw, we're gonna miss you too, DJ.	Aw, we're gonna miss you too, DJ.
458	00:21:40,549	00:21:42,509	Oh... [chuckles]	Oh... [chuckles]
459	00:21:42,592	00:21:43,802	DJ didn't really mean it.	DJ didn't really mean it.
460	00:21:43,885	00:21:45,220	He was just being polite.	He was just being polite.
461	00:21:45,846	00:21:49,308	[laughs] See you on the other side, suckers!	[laughs] See you on the other side, suckers!
462	00:21:55,731	00:21:56,857	[stomach growling]	[stomach growling]
463	00:21:56,940	00:21:58,608	[Elliot] Shut that thing up, Hazel.	[Elliot] Shut that thing up, Hazel.
464	00:21:58,692	00:21:59,735	[stomach growling]	[stomach growling]
465	00:21:59,818	00:22:01,528	I'm serious. Quiet.	I'm serious. Quiet.
466	00:22:01,611	00:22:04,156	I'm trying. I'm trying.	I'm trying. I'm trying.
467	00:22:06,033	00:22:07,659	I think I got it this time.	I think I got it this time.
468	00:22:10,579	00:22:12,247	[engine starts]	[engine starts]
469	00:22:12,331	00:22:13,457	Purring like a kitten.	Purring like a kitten.
470	00:22:13,540	00:22:15,250	-[engine backfires] -[sighs]	-[engine backfires] -[sighs]
471	00:22:15,542	00:22:17,794	[groaning in pain]	[groaning in pain]
472	00:22:17,878	00:22:19,546	What is the matter with you?	What is the matter with you?
473	00:22:19,629	00:22:21,798	It's no big deal. I just...	It's no big deal. I just...
474	00:22:22,591	00:22:23,467	[groans]	[groans]
475	00:22:23,550	00:22:24,718	What is going on?	What is going on?
476	00:22:25,093	00:22:27,596	I just maybe, probably,	I just maybe, probably,
477	00:22:27,679	00:22:30,640	really shouldn't have eaten that can.	really shouldn't have eaten that can.
478	00:22:30,724	00:22:32,601	[stomach growling]	[stomach growling]
479	00:22:32,684	00:22:33,894	Third time's the charm.	Third time's the charm.
480	00:22:33,977	00:22:35,479	[engine starts]	[engine starts]
481	00:22:37,147	00:22:38,440	Yes!	Yes!
482	00:22:38,523	00:22:41,401	Now hurry up and get in before she stalls again.	Now hurry up and get in before she stalls again.
483	00:22:41,485	00:22:42,903	[stomach growling]	[stomach growling]
484	00:22:42,986	00:22:44,988	[engine powering up]	[engine powering up]
485	00:22:47,282	00:22:48,325	[both exclaim]	[both exclaim]
486	00:22:54,456	00:22:55,916	[Hazel moaning]	[Hazel moaning]
487	00:22:56,083	00:22:57,501	Make it stop.	Make it stop.
488	00:22:57,584	00:22:59,419	You look really bad.	You look really bad.
489	00:22:59,503	00:23:02,798	Gotta get that can through the ol' duodenum, you know?	Gotta get that can through the ol' duodenum, you know?
490	00:23:02,881	00:23:04,466	Erm, no.	Erm, no.
491	00:23:04,549	00:23:08,011	You're right. Things could get messy, cornering the small intestine,	You're right. Things could get messy, cornering the small intestine,
492	00:23:08,095	00:23:10,138	but that's only happened a couple times in the past.	but that's only happened a couple times in the past.
493	00:23:10,222	00:23:12,432	-What? -All right, Sherlock, it was five times.	-What? -All right, Sherlock, it was five times.
494	00:23:12,516	00:23:13,558	Okay, six.	Okay, six.
495	00:23:13,642	00:23:15,185	Fine, seven.	Fine, seven.
496	00:23:15,268	00:23:17,437	I've had complications in the small intestine	I've had complications in the small intestine
497	00:23:17,521	00:23:19,898	as a result of ingesting cans eight times in the past.	as a result of ingesting cans eight times in the past.
498	00:23:19,981	00:23:22,359	But you never know how things will shake out.	But you never know how things will shake out.
499	00:23:22,442	00:23:25,737	A ruminant's gastrointestinal tract is full of surprises.	A ruminant's gastrointestinal tract is full of surprises.
500	00:23:25,821	00:23:28,240	[alarm blaring]	[alarm blaring]
501	00:23:30,033	00:23:31,368	[engine backfiring]	[engine backfiring]
502	00:23:31,743	00:23:33,703	What happened to the engine?	What happened to the engine?
503	00:23:34,287	00:23:35,122	[engine failing]	[engine failing]
504	00:23:35,205	00:23:37,040	-[Walter] Uh-oh. -[all screaming]	-[Walter] Uh-oh. -[all screaming]
505	00:23:37,791	00:23:39,042	[straining]	[straining]
506	00:23:39,918	00:23:42,295	We're going to have to make an emergency landing.	We're going to have to make an emergency landing.
507	00:23:42,379	00:23:44,381	We're all gonna die!	We're all gonna die!
508	00:23:45,048	00:23:46,216	[both grunting]	[both grunting]
509	00:23:48,468	00:23:51,346	[DJ] What are you doing? Are you trying to hit that tree, Coach?	[DJ] What are you doing? Are you trying to hit that tree, Coach?
510	00:23:53,181	00:23:54,391	[engine starts]	[engine starts]
511	00:23:54,558	00:23:56,309	[grunts]	[grunts]
512	00:23:56,518	00:23:57,686	[Hazel screams]	[Hazel screams]
513	00:23:57,853	00:23:58,895	Hazel.	Hazel.
514	00:23:59,604	00:24:01,189	Help me!	Help me!
515	00:24:01,314	00:24:02,399	Come on, Hazel.	Come on, Hazel.
516	00:24:03,066	00:24:04,109	Reach.	Reach.
517	00:24:06,319	00:24:07,362	Hazel.	Hazel.
518	00:24:09,573	00:24:11,366	[both grunting]	[both grunting]
519	00:24:12,993	00:24:15,954	[chuckles] Wow! Well, how about that?	[chuckles] Wow! Well, how about that?
520	00:24:16,037	00:24:17,247	What?	What?
521	00:24:17,330	00:24:19,541	That can just shook itself right out.	That can just shook itself right out.
522	00:24:21,877	00:24:23,128	[can rattling]	[can rattling]
523	00:24:37,475	00:24:39,019	[engine sputtering]	[engine sputtering]
524	00:24:54,117	00:24:57,454	This is where reindeer become heroes, boys.	This is where reindeer become heroes, boys.
525	00:25:04,669	00:25:06,254	Nice ride.	Nice ride.
526	00:25:06,338	00:25:09,507	[in Russian accent] You make that thing out of your grand pappy's old car	[in Russian accent] You make that thing out of your grand pappy's old car
527	00:25:09,591	00:25:11,885	and some salvaged tractor parts?	and some salvaged tractor parts?
528	00:25:12,052	00:25:13,261	Yeah. Why?	Yeah. Why?
529	00:25:13,428	00:25:15,639	[both laughing]	[both laughing]
530	00:25:22,604	00:25:24,773	I'm flying corporate or nothing from now on.	I'm flying corporate or nothing from now on.
531	00:25:24,856	00:25:25,899	I am not even kidding.	I am not even kidding.
532	00:25:25,982	00:25:27,984	Oh, nibbles.	Oh, nibbles.
533	00:25:28,068	00:25:29,653	-Let's chow. -No, forget it.	-Let's chow. -No, forget it.
534	00:25:29,861	00:25:32,030	We have to register while the others are distracted.	We have to register while the others are distracted.
535	00:25:32,113	00:25:33,615	Not even a carrot?	Not even a carrot?
536	00:25:33,698	00:25:35,283	Ugh, come on.	Ugh, come on.
537	00:25:35,784	00:25:37,035	So hungry.	So hungry.
538	00:25:39,246	00:25:41,539	[DJ] Whoo-hoo! That's my boys.	[DJ] Whoo-hoo! That's my boys.
539	00:25:41,623	00:25:44,334	[reindeer laughing]	[reindeer laughing]
540	00:25:46,294	00:25:48,505	Walter Whittick III, right?	Walter Whittick III, right?
541	00:25:49,005	00:25:50,382	Do I know you?	Do I know you?
542	00:25:50,548	00:25:51,758	I don't think so.	I don't think so.
543	00:25:51,967	00:25:55,387	'Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.	'Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
544	00:25:58,390	00:25:59,808	I'm Walter Whittick, yes.	I'm Walter Whittick, yes.
545	00:26:00,058	00:26:02,811	Oh, yeah, you're the team from the petting zoo,	Oh, yeah, you're the team from the petting zoo,
546	00:26:02,894	00:26:04,271	the Witty Bitty Farm.	the Witty Bitty Farm.
547	00:26:04,521	00:26:06,690	Whittick's Reindeer Training Camp, actually.	Whittick's Reindeer Training Camp, actually.
548	00:26:06,773	00:26:07,816	We're rebranding.	We're rebranding.
549	00:26:07,941	00:26:10,652	Aren't you some kind of minor league baseball star	Aren't you some kind of minor league baseball star
550	00:26:10,735	00:26:11,861	or something?	or something?
551	00:26:12,028	00:26:13,697	Youngest shortstop ever drafted.	Youngest shortstop ever drafted.
552	00:26:13,780	00:26:15,740	Ooh, impressive.	Ooh, impressive.
553	00:26:15,824	00:26:18,285	I bet you'll be called up to the majors any day now.	I bet you'll be called up to the majors any day now.
554	00:26:18,368	00:26:20,078	Oh, er, yeah...	Oh, er, yeah...
555	00:26:20,161	00:26:22,706	Er, major league baseball isn't all it's cracked up to be.	Er, major league baseball isn't all it's cracked up to be.
556	00:26:22,789	00:26:25,500	I decided to do something important with my life.	I decided to do something important with my life.
557	00:26:25,583	00:26:27,836	Something truly fulfilling, you know?	Something truly fulfilling, you know?
558	00:26:27,919	00:26:29,129	For the kids.	For the kids.
559	00:26:29,296	00:26:30,714	How noble.	How noble.
560	00:26:30,880	00:26:32,757	That's just the kind of guy I am.	That's just the kind of guy I am.
561	00:26:32,841	00:26:35,468	Noble, magnanimous, benevolent...	Noble, magnanimous, benevolent...
562	00:26:35,552	00:26:36,511	I could go on.	I could go on.
563	00:26:36,678	00:26:37,887	I'm sure you could.	I'm sure you could.
564	00:26:37,971	00:26:39,514	The thing is,	The thing is,
565	00:26:39,597	00:26:41,766	I heard you got sidelined by a case of the yips.	I heard you got sidelined by a case of the yips.
566	00:26:41,933	00:26:43,059	What?	What?
567	00:26:43,143	00:26:44,769	Word is, you woke up one day	Word is, you woke up one day
568	00:26:44,853	00:26:48,440	and completely lost your ability to throw the ball to first base.	and completely lost your ability to throw the ball to first base.
569	00:26:48,523	00:26:50,775	Poof, like you never had it at all.	Poof, like you never had it at all.
570	00:26:50,859	00:26:52,736	That's not... Where did you... I mean...	That's not... Where did you... I mean...
571	00:26:52,819	00:26:54,070	Okay, also, dude,	Okay, also, dude,
572	00:26:54,154	00:26:56,239	"the yips" is not the preferred nomenclature.	"the yips" is not the preferred nomenclature.
573	00:26:56,323	00:26:58,575	"Misplaced focus," please.	"Misplaced focus," please.
574	00:26:58,658	00:27:00,618	You couldn't hit a barn ten feet in front of you	You couldn't hit a barn ten feet in front of you
575	00:27:00,702	00:27:01,745	to save your life.	to save your life.
576	00:27:01,828	00:27:03,788	That only happened the one time.	That only happened the one time.
577	00:27:03,872	00:27:05,582	Sure it did.	Sure it did.
578	00:27:05,665	00:27:07,459	Good luck out there, sports star.	Good luck out there, sports star.
579	00:27:07,917	00:27:10,378	That could have gone better.	That could have gone better.
580	00:27:12,422	00:27:14,549	Oh, man this is perfect.	Oh, man this is perfect.
581	00:27:14,716	00:27:17,469	Everyone in the world is gonna want to visit the petting zoo	Everyone in the world is gonna want to visit the petting zoo
582	00:27:17,552	00:27:20,388	that produced Santa's first non-reindeer reindeer.	that produced Santa's first non-reindeer reindeer.
583	00:27:20,472	00:27:21,806	Coach will make so much money,	Coach will make so much money,
584	00:27:21,890	00:27:23,558	he won't have to sell us any more.	he won't have to sell us any more.
585	00:27:23,641	00:27:24,976	And all you have to do	And all you have to do
586	00:27:25,060	00:27:27,687	is beat 20 of the world's toughest contenders	is beat 20 of the world's toughest contenders
587	00:27:27,771	00:27:31,066	in a gruelling three-day competition to make it happen.	in a gruelling three-day competition to make it happen.
588	00:27:31,149	00:27:32,192	[Jolene] Next.	[Jolene] Next.
589	00:27:35,528	00:27:36,696	Where's your human?	Where's your human?
590	00:27:36,863	00:27:38,907	He's busy in the, er... You know what?	He's busy in the, er... You know what?
591	00:27:38,990	00:27:41,076	I'd like to check in a player, please.	I'd like to check in a player, please.
592	00:27:41,159	00:27:42,952	I'm only permitted to deal with humans.	I'm only permitted to deal with humans.
593	00:27:43,036	00:27:44,037	It's a union thing.	It's a union thing.
594	00:27:44,204	00:27:45,330	His name's Elliot.	His name's Elliot.
595	00:27:45,413	00:27:49,209	That is E-L-L-I-O-T... E?	That is E-L-L-I-O-T... E?
596	00:27:49,376	00:27:50,752	At least, I think there's an "E" on the end.	At least, I think there's an "E" on the end.
597	00:27:50,919	00:27:53,129	Literacy has never really been my strong point.	Literacy has never really been my strong point.
598	00:27:53,296	00:27:54,714	Seriously, go get your human.	Seriously, go get your human.
599	00:27:54,798	00:27:56,341	He's allergic to tree nuts.	He's allergic to tree nuts.
600	00:27:56,424	00:27:58,510	Best take it easy on the dairy, too.	Best take it easy on the dairy, too.
601	00:27:58,593	00:28:01,137	Since you're obviously never going to leave, fine!	Since you're obviously never going to leave, fine!
602	00:28:01,221	00:28:03,473	Name and feeder farm, before I change my mind.	Name and feeder farm, before I change my mind.
603	00:28:03,640	00:28:05,809	Yeah, so again, his name is Elliot,	Yeah, so again, his name is Elliot,
604	00:28:05,892	00:28:07,977	and we are an independent entry.	and we are an independent entry.
605	00:28:08,061	00:28:09,229	You got a wild card, then?	You got a wild card, then?
606	00:28:09,813	00:28:12,399	Did I mention he has a nut allergy?	Did I mention he has a nut allergy?
607	00:28:12,899	00:28:14,567	I'll take that as a no.	I'll take that as a no.
608	00:28:14,651	00:28:15,693	Once you see what he can do--	Once you see what he can do--
609	00:28:15,777	00:28:17,654	Oh, for the love of Keebler.	Oh, for the love of Keebler.
610	00:28:17,737	00:28:20,532	If it'll hurry you up, show me this player of yours.	If it'll hurry you up, show me this player of yours.
611	00:28:22,200	00:28:23,743	Ta-da!	Ta-da!
612	00:28:25,286	00:28:27,539	You want to enter a pony in the North Pole try-out?	You want to enter a pony in the North Pole try-out?
613	00:28:27,705	00:28:29,290	I am a miniature--	I am a miniature--
614	00:28:29,457	00:28:30,625	Next!	Next!
615	00:28:34,087	00:28:35,713	What are we gonna do, Hazel?	What are we gonna do, Hazel?
616	00:28:35,797	00:28:38,133	If I can't register, I can't compete.	If I can't register, I can't compete.
617	00:28:38,216	00:28:39,259	[Moshennika] No, no, no.	[Moshennika] No, no, no.
618	00:28:39,426	00:28:41,845	It all big misunderstanding.	It all big misunderstanding.
619	00:28:41,928	00:28:44,723	We warned you about the extra magic cookies, Moshennika.	We warned you about the extra magic cookies, Moshennika.
620	00:28:44,806	00:28:46,808	Gentlemen, be reasonable.	Gentlemen, be reasonable.
621	00:28:46,891	00:28:49,686	I'm sure we can... work this out.	I'm sure we can... work this out.
622	00:28:49,853	00:28:52,105	Bribing Santa's helpers, Yuri?	Bribing Santa's helpers, Yuri?
623	00:28:52,188	00:28:55,275	Ugh! How do you sleep at night?	Ugh! How do you sleep at night?
624	00:28:55,358	00:28:57,402	Enjoy the naughty list.	Enjoy the naughty list.
625	00:28:57,485	00:28:58,820	[groans]	[groans]
626	00:28:59,863	00:29:01,114	Oh!	Oh!
627	00:29:01,197	00:29:03,283	Oh, Hazel, you don't even know what that is.	Oh, Hazel, you don't even know what that is.
628	00:29:04,492	00:29:05,994	Bleh! Ugh!	Bleh! Ugh!
629	00:29:06,077	00:29:07,912	Standard 65-pound card stock,	Standard 65-pound card stock,
630	00:29:07,996	00:29:09,581	flavoured with number 12 ink.	flavoured with number 12 ink.
631	00:29:09,664	00:29:11,374	I'm number-12-ink intolerant.	I'm number-12-ink intolerant.
632	00:29:12,542	00:29:14,252	What? It's a thing.	What? It's a thing.
633	00:29:15,003	00:29:18,339	Hazel, you are a genius.	Hazel, you are a genius.
634	00:29:18,506	00:29:19,883	I know!	I know!
635	00:29:19,966	00:29:21,092	What's it say?	What's it say?
636	00:29:24,137	00:29:25,388	Follow me.	Follow me.
637	00:29:25,930	00:29:27,682	Can you just read it to me?	Can you just read it to me?
638	00:29:27,766	00:29:29,642	[DJ] Mmm. Mmm.	[DJ] Mmm. Mmm.
639	00:29:29,726	00:29:31,644	Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!	Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
640	00:29:32,729	00:29:35,106	This is some quality produce.	This is some quality produce.
641	00:29:37,734	00:29:39,235	[Donner] Hello, Junior.	[Donner] Hello, Junior.
642	00:29:39,319	00:29:40,361	[gulps]	[gulps]
643	00:29:41,404	00:29:42,447	[sniffs]	[sniffs]
644	00:29:42,530	00:29:45,116	Oh, uh, hey, Dad.	Oh, uh, hey, Dad.
645	00:29:45,200	00:29:47,410	Didn't realize you'd make it to the try-outs.	Didn't realize you'd make it to the try-outs.
646	00:29:47,619	00:29:51,039	And how are things at the Brittle... The, er...	And how are things at the Brittle... The, er...
647	00:29:51,122	00:29:52,874	What's that place called again?	What's that place called again?
648	00:29:53,041	00:29:55,043	Whittick's Witty Bitty Farm,	Whittick's Witty Bitty Farm,
649	00:29:55,126	00:29:58,046	which you'd know if you ever bothered to visit.	which you'd know if you ever bothered to visit.
650	00:29:58,755	00:30:02,008	Yes, well... Hmm.	Yes, well... Hmm.
651	00:30:02,091	00:30:03,551	[sighing] Oh, dear.	[sighing] Oh, dear.
652	00:30:05,970	00:30:07,764	[clears throat] Good luck, son.	[clears throat] Good luck, son.
653	00:30:10,767	00:30:12,268	Oh, and Junior.	Oh, and Junior.
654	00:30:12,352	00:30:13,645	Yeah, Dad?	Yeah, Dad?
655	00:30:14,229	00:30:16,022	Try not to embarrass me.	Try not to embarrass me.
656	00:30:16,105	00:30:17,273	Okay?	Okay?
657	00:30:19,108	00:30:20,151	[sighs]	[sighs]
658	00:30:24,239	00:30:26,866	Say hello to Glitzen!	Say hello to Glitzen!
659	00:30:27,033	00:30:28,076	Glitzen?	Glitzen?
660	00:30:28,159	00:30:29,536	What kind of name is Glitzen?	What kind of name is Glitzen?
661	00:30:29,619	00:30:31,412	Weren't you just here?	Weren't you just here?
662	00:30:32,121	00:30:33,623	Are you gonna sign us in,	Are you gonna sign us in,
663	00:30:33,706	00:30:35,333	or do I have to go over your head on this?	or do I have to go over your head on this?
664	00:30:35,416	00:30:36,459	[Lemondrop clears throat]	[Lemondrop clears throat]
665	00:30:37,794	00:30:39,587	Do we have a problem here, Jolene?	Do we have a problem here, Jolene?
666	00:30:39,671	00:30:41,297	This goat's pulling a fast one.	This goat's pulling a fast one.
667	00:30:41,381	00:30:43,258	I've got a wild card, and I've got a player.	I've got a wild card, and I've got a player.
668	00:30:43,341	00:30:44,968	How is that a fast one?	How is that a fast one?
669	00:30:45,760	00:30:47,053	This is your player?	This is your player?
670	00:30:50,557	00:30:51,766	[whispering] We're blown. He knows.	[whispering] We're blown. He knows.
671	00:30:51,850	00:30:52,892	[whispering] He doesn't know. Stop talking.	[whispering] He doesn't know. Stop talking.
672	00:30:52,976	00:30:54,102	He totally knows.	He totally knows.
673	00:30:54,269	00:30:55,854	Meh. Go ahead. Sign him in.	Meh. Go ahead. Sign him in.
674	00:30:56,020	00:30:57,063	[Jolene] What?	[Jolene] What?
675	00:30:57,230	00:30:58,940	He's below regulation weight and height.	He's below regulation weight and height.
676	00:30:59,023	00:31:00,233	He doesn't have a human,	He doesn't have a human,
677	00:31:00,316	00:31:03,987	and I'm almost positive I checked in all the wild cards.	and I'm almost positive I checked in all the wild cards.
678	00:31:04,070	00:31:06,906	Who gives the orders around here?	Who gives the orders around here?
679	00:31:06,990	00:31:08,283	You do, sir.	You do, sir.
680	00:31:08,491	00:31:11,703	Then sign him in.	Then sign him in.
681	00:31:12,203	00:31:13,496	Thanks.	Thanks.
682	00:31:13,580	00:31:15,790	It's going to be a long day.	It's going to be a long day.
683	00:31:15,874	00:31:17,792	I knew I shouldn't have picked up this shift.	I knew I shouldn't have picked up this shift.
684	00:31:18,668	00:31:20,086	[reindeer chattering]	[reindeer chattering]
685	00:31:21,880	00:31:24,757	[Hazel] I guess we should try to find out who your main competition is.	[Hazel] I guess we should try to find out who your main competition is.
686	00:31:24,841	00:31:26,134	♪ DJ all the way, uh-uh ♪	♪ DJ all the way, uh-uh ♪
687	00:31:26,217	00:31:28,011	♪ DJ all the way, yeah, yeah ♪	♪ DJ all the way, yeah, yeah ♪
688	00:31:28,094	00:31:30,138	Ugh. Aside from the obvious.	Ugh. Aside from the obvious.
689	00:31:30,221	00:31:32,307	Oh, I already know.	Oh, I already know.
690	00:31:32,390	00:31:33,892	There's Henrik, the Dutch Dream.	There's Henrik, the Dutch Dream.
691	00:31:33,975	00:31:35,268	[Henrik] Oh, watch it there.	[Henrik] Oh, watch it there.
692	00:31:35,351	00:31:37,020	Svetlana, the Polish Punisher,	Svetlana, the Polish Punisher,
693	00:31:37,103	00:31:39,606	and her best friend Olga, the Swedish Destroyer.	and her best friend Olga, the Swedish Destroyer.
694	00:31:39,689	00:31:40,982	[both straining]	[both straining]
695	00:31:41,065	00:31:42,692	Then we've got the Canadian,	Then we've got the Canadian,
696	00:31:42,775	00:31:44,444	a.k.a. "Sasha Second Place."	a.k.a. "Sasha Second Place."
697	00:31:44,527	00:31:46,988	-Ouch! Oh! -Watch it, Dutch boy.	-Ouch! Oh! -Watch it, Dutch boy.
698	00:31:47,071	00:31:49,240	Dang, what is her problem?	Dang, what is her problem?
699	00:31:49,407	00:31:51,034	Huge chip on her shoulder.	Huge chip on her shoulder.
700	00:31:51,117	00:31:53,286	Dad, grandma, and great-uncle,	Dad, grandma, and great-uncle,
701	00:31:53,369	00:31:55,622	all second picks at previous try-outs.	all second picks at previous try-outs.
702	00:31:55,705	00:31:57,665	Lot of pressure to break the family curse.	Lot of pressure to break the family curse.
703	00:31:57,749	00:31:58,875	[Lemondrop] All right, everybody.	[Lemondrop] All right, everybody.
704	00:31:58,958	00:32:00,209	Pipe down.	Pipe down.
705	00:32:00,376	00:32:01,419	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
706	00:32:01,502	00:32:03,379	Welcome, one and all.	Welcome, one and all.
707	00:32:03,463	00:32:05,673	Santa's delighted you made the long journey,	Santa's delighted you made the long journey,
708	00:32:05,757	00:32:07,842	and is blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.	and is blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.
709	00:32:08,009	00:32:09,260	Okay, here's the deal.	Okay, here's the deal.
710	00:32:09,344	00:32:11,804	We've got three days to find our next Blitzen.	We've got three days to find our next Blitzen.
711	00:32:13,139	00:32:15,475	Of course, when we set up this system,	Of course, when we set up this system,
712	00:32:15,558	00:32:18,937	we envisioned a much longer process.	we envisioned a much longer process.
713	00:32:19,020	00:32:22,023	But since your predecessor proved, like so many before him,	But since your predecessor proved, like so many before him,
714	00:32:22,106	00:32:26,069	that reindeer are unreliable, self-absorbed, egomaniacal quitters	that reindeer are unreliable, self-absorbed, egomaniacal quitters
715	00:32:26,235	00:32:29,030	who possess nary a hint of social responsibility	who possess nary a hint of social responsibility
716	00:32:29,113	00:32:30,239	nor personal honour--	nor personal honour--
717	00:32:30,323	00:32:31,616	Who do you think you are?	Who do you think you are?
718	00:32:31,699	00:32:33,159	Not all reindeer, man!	Not all reindeer, man!
719	00:32:33,326	00:32:35,078	[chuckles] This guy is amazing.	[chuckles] This guy is amazing.
720	00:32:35,244	00:32:36,621	Oh, I see.	Oh, I see.
721	00:32:36,704	00:32:39,958	You're under the impression that reindeers are noble creatures.	You're under the impression that reindeers are noble creatures.
722	00:32:40,041	00:32:41,334	Hey, I got a good idea.	Hey, I got a good idea.
723	00:32:41,417	00:32:44,379	How about I enlighten you to the way things really are?	How about I enlighten you to the way things really are?
724	00:32:44,545	00:32:45,672	[bells jingling]	[bells jingling]
725	00:32:45,755	00:32:47,715	It all started in 1953,	It all started in 1953,
726	00:32:47,799	00:32:52,053	when Vixen decided to have a family and move to the suburbs.	when Vixen decided to have a family and move to the suburbs.
727	00:32:52,136	00:32:55,056	Now, I'll be the first to admit that the Vixen thing caught us off guard.	Now, I'll be the first to admit that the Vixen thing caught us off guard.
728	00:32:55,139	00:32:57,767	'Course, our real mistake was thinking that is was a fluke	'Course, our real mistake was thinking that is was a fluke
729	00:32:57,850	00:32:59,477	because, 14 years later,	because, 14 years later,
730	00:32:59,560	00:33:02,397	along comes a little movement known as "Flower Power,"	along comes a little movement known as "Flower Power,"
731	00:33:02,689	00:33:06,901	and Comet takes off to some ashram to find himself.	and Comet takes off to some ashram to find himself.
732	00:33:07,026	00:33:09,195	Then, in 1988,	Then, in 1988,
733	00:33:09,278	00:33:12,991	Cupid defected to Moscow after falling in love again,	Cupid defected to Moscow after falling in love again,
734	00:33:13,074	00:33:16,411	this time with a little Siberian number by the name Vladlena.	this time with a little Siberian number by the name Vladlena.
735	00:33:16,577	00:33:18,997	On Christmas Eve, no less,	On Christmas Eve, no less,
736	00:33:19,080	00:33:21,332	which brings us to last year's incident,	which brings us to last year's incident,
737	00:33:21,958	00:33:25,753	when Prancer decided he needed some "me time."	when Prancer decided he needed some "me time."
738	00:33:25,837	00:33:27,964	I mean, have you ever heard	I mean, have you ever heard
739	00:33:28,047	00:33:30,466	such self-absorbed baloney in all your life?	such self-absorbed baloney in all your life?
740	00:33:30,550	00:33:33,177	Oh, wait. Look who I'm talking to.	Oh, wait. Look who I'm talking to.
741	00:33:33,261	00:33:34,929	Of course you have.	Of course you have.
742	00:33:35,013	00:33:36,347	-Wait a minute. -Seriously?	-Wait a minute. -Seriously?
743	00:33:36,431	00:33:37,724	-Man, are you kidding me? -What?	-Man, are you kidding me? -What?
744	00:33:37,890	00:33:40,435	Save your whining for the sports psychologist.	Save your whining for the sports psychologist.
745	00:33:40,601	00:33:43,062	-[all] Huh? -The point is, punks,	-[all] Huh? -The point is, punks,
746	00:33:43,146	00:33:45,231	it's no longer just about skill.	it's no longer just about skill.
747	00:33:45,314	00:33:47,275	We're looking for strength of character.	We're looking for strength of character.
748	00:33:47,358	00:33:49,235	Integrity. Loyalty.	Integrity. Loyalty.
749	00:33:49,318	00:33:53,239	Qualities that seem to have eluded your species for quite some time.	Qualities that seem to have eluded your species for quite some time.
750	00:33:53,656	00:33:55,074	Now, get out of here.	Now, get out of here.
751	00:33:55,158	00:33:57,410	First event starts in the main field in five.	First event starts in the main field in five.
752	00:33:57,994	00:34:01,831	[all cheering]	[all cheering]
753	00:34:07,211	00:34:08,254	[exhales sharply]	[exhales sharply]
754	00:34:11,507	00:34:13,259	[DJ] ♪ Oh, oh, DJ all the way ♪	[DJ] ♪ Oh, oh, DJ all the way ♪
755	00:34:13,342	00:34:15,178	♪ Yeah, yeah, DJ all the way ♪	♪ Yeah, yeah, DJ all the way ♪
756	00:34:15,261	00:34:17,013	♪ You're the best, DJ You're the best ♪	♪ You're the best, DJ You're the best ♪
757	00:34:17,096	00:34:19,307	♪ You're the best, DJ, hurray You're the best ♪	♪ You're the best, DJ, hurray You're the best ♪
758	00:34:19,390	00:34:20,975	[Sasha] Hey, psst.	[Sasha] Hey, psst.
759	00:34:21,059	00:34:23,436	Little league try-outs were last week, small fry.	Little league try-outs were last week, small fry.
760	00:34:23,519	00:34:25,354	[laughs] Good one.	[laughs] Good one.
761	00:34:25,438	00:34:26,522	Question, though.	Question, though.
762	00:34:26,606	00:34:29,067	Are you looking forward to coming in second again,	Are you looking forward to coming in second again,
763	00:34:29,150	00:34:31,486	-Janie Canuck? -[gasps and sobs]	-Janie Canuck? -[gasps and sobs]
764	00:34:31,569	00:34:33,196	Oh. [stuttering] No, no, no. I'm sorry.	Oh. [stuttering] No, no, no. I'm sorry.
765	00:34:33,279	00:34:34,655	I didn't mean that. I was only trying to--	I didn't mean that. I was only trying to--
766	00:34:34,739	00:34:36,616	[chuckles] I'm just messin' with ya, tiny.	[chuckles] I'm just messin' with ya, tiny.
767	00:34:36,699	00:34:38,284	Would you two keep it down?	Would you two keep it down?
768	00:34:38,367	00:34:41,079	DJ's trying to get himself in the zone over here.	DJ's trying to get himself in the zone over here.
769	00:34:47,043	00:34:50,296	All right, folks, this ain't rocket science.	All right, folks, this ain't rocket science.
770	00:34:50,713	00:34:52,965	First ten get to stick around for tomorrow's event.	First ten get to stick around for tomorrow's event.
771	00:34:53,132	00:34:54,383	The rest of ya?	The rest of ya?
772	00:34:54,467	00:34:55,635	Bye-bye.	Bye-bye.
773	00:34:56,177	00:34:57,345	Take your marks.	Take your marks.
774	00:34:59,722	00:35:00,932	[crowd chattering]	[crowd chattering]
775	00:35:03,184	00:35:04,560	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
776	00:35:04,644	00:35:07,105	Go, DJ. Go! Line up your knees!	Go, DJ. Go! Line up your knees!
777	00:35:07,188	00:35:09,273	-Head down! -[Elliot panting]	-Head down! -[Elliot panting]
778	00:35:10,108	00:35:11,359	Huh?	Huh?
779	00:35:12,693	00:35:14,028	[Elliot grunting]	[Elliot grunting]
780	00:35:16,405	00:35:18,157	[straining]	[straining]
781	00:35:20,827	00:35:22,078	[Elliot grunts]	[Elliot grunts]
782	00:35:23,996	00:35:27,250	[gasps] This is just another goat run.	[gasps] This is just another goat run.
783	00:35:28,292	00:35:30,962	Come on, Glitzen! You can do this!	Come on, Glitzen! You can do this!
784	00:35:31,045	00:35:33,047	You do this every day!	You do this every day!
785	00:35:33,214	00:35:36,175	-Duck and weave, Glitzen! -[panting] What?	-Duck and weave, Glitzen! -[panting] What?
786	00:35:36,843	00:35:38,511	Duck and weave!	Duck and weave!
787	00:35:44,851	00:35:46,352	Look at DJ go.	Look at DJ go.
788	00:35:46,435	00:35:48,729	Those clowns never had a chance.	Those clowns never had a chance.
789	00:35:49,063	00:35:50,982	Enough of this nonsense.	Enough of this nonsense.
790	00:35:51,065	00:35:53,776	There's a footy match against the old enemy on Channel 3.	There's a footy match against the old enemy on Channel 3.
791	00:35:54,235	00:35:55,570	Hey!	Hey!
792	00:35:55,736	00:35:57,446	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
793	00:36:01,409	00:36:04,036	-Did somebody order a Swedish meatball? -[Elliot grunts]	-Did somebody order a Swedish meatball? -[Elliot grunts]
794	00:36:04,120	00:36:05,121	[screams]	[screams]
795	00:36:05,288	00:36:06,539	[grunts]	[grunts]
796	00:36:08,541	00:36:09,625	Get out of there, Glitzen.	Get out of there, Glitzen.
797	00:36:09,834	00:36:12,670	-Go! Move! -[screams and grunts]	-Go! Move! -[screams and grunts]
798	00:36:13,337	00:36:15,298	Oh, my goat.	Oh, my goat.
799	00:36:18,134	00:36:19,719	[screaming]	[screaming]
800	00:36:19,844	00:36:20,887	What?	What?
801	00:36:21,345	00:36:23,181	[Peanutbutter grunting]	[Peanutbutter grunting]
802	00:36:23,264	00:36:26,517	That little reindeer looks just like you, Peanutbutter.	That little reindeer looks just like you, Peanutbutter.
803	00:36:27,018	00:36:28,436	Laddie.	Laddie.
804	00:36:28,644	00:36:30,229	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
805	00:36:32,523	00:36:34,817	He's got it. He's got it. Yeah!	He's got it. He's got it. Yeah!
806	00:36:34,984	00:36:37,111	Whoo! Yes! Yes!	Whoo! Yes! Yes!
807	00:36:37,195	00:36:39,488	DJ loves him some DJ!	DJ loves him some DJ!
808	00:36:39,572	00:36:43,034	Ha-ha. You see that? The training camp's gonna pay off.	Ha-ha. You see that? The training camp's gonna pay off.
809	00:36:43,201	00:36:45,828	Man, your boy's got some legs.	Man, your boy's got some legs.
810	00:36:45,912	00:36:49,290	-He just broke your record, right? -[scoffs] Not even close.	-He just broke your record, right? -[scoffs] Not even close.
811	00:36:49,457	00:36:52,335	-[reindeer panting] -[crowd cheering]	-[reindeer panting] -[crowd cheering]
812	00:36:54,837	00:36:56,797	[Elliot panting]	[Elliot panting]
813	00:37:01,260	00:37:05,056	Yes, yes! Flakes in your face. [laughs]	Yes, yes! Flakes in your face. [laughs]
814	00:37:06,641	00:37:07,808	[groans]	[groans]
815	00:37:09,352	00:37:11,229	Elliot, that was amazing.	Elliot, that was amazing.
816	00:37:11,395	00:37:13,648	Can you believe it, Hazel?	Can you believe it, Hazel?
817	00:37:14,106	00:37:16,651	I did it. I actually made it through.	I did it. I actually made it through.
818	00:37:16,734	00:37:18,945	-[Clyde] What are you two doing here? -Uh-oh.	-[Clyde] What are you two doing here? -Uh-oh.
819	00:37:19,779	00:37:22,031	Um, do we know each other?	Um, do we know each other?
820	00:37:22,114	00:37:24,242	I'm pretty sure we've met, Elliot.	I'm pretty sure we've met, Elliot.
821	00:37:24,325	00:37:25,409	Nice hat, Hazel.	Nice hat, Hazel.
822	00:37:25,576	00:37:27,370	Please don't tell Coach we're here, Clyde.	Please don't tell Coach we're here, Clyde.
823	00:37:27,536	00:37:30,206	Give me one good reason why not.	Give me one good reason why not.
824	00:37:30,331	00:37:32,500	Because I can do this.	Because I can do this.
825	00:37:32,583	00:37:34,460	Did you see that? I made the cut.	Did you see that? I made the cut.
826	00:37:34,669	00:37:38,005	Dead last on qualifier. You must be so proud.	Dead last on qualifier. You must be so proud.
827	00:37:38,130	00:37:40,216	Okay, yeah, I was last.	Okay, yeah, I was last.
828	00:37:40,299	00:37:42,843	But did you see me out there? I was on fire!	But did you see me out there? I was on fire!
829	00:37:43,010	00:37:47,515	Sloppy footwork, appalling technique, and a total disregard for presentation.	Sloppy footwork, appalling technique, and a total disregard for presentation.
830	00:37:47,598	00:37:49,058	[scoffs] Some fire.	[scoffs] Some fire.
831	00:37:49,475	00:37:51,686	Yeah, well... What do you know?	Yeah, well... What do you know?
832	00:37:51,769	00:37:54,939	You're just a cranky old draft horse who's pulled one too many kegs.	You're just a cranky old draft horse who's pulled one too many kegs.
833	00:37:55,940	00:37:57,233	Forget I said anything.	Forget I said anything.
834	00:37:57,650	00:37:59,652	You'll make a perfect reindeer.	You'll make a perfect reindeer.
835	00:38:01,112	00:38:02,488	[light switches clicking]	[light switches clicking]
836	00:38:02,571	00:38:04,907	Okay, time to hit the buffet.	Okay, time to hit the buffet.
837	00:38:10,288	00:38:11,330	[groans]	[groans]
838	00:38:11,414	00:38:15,418	We should just go home and take our chances with the meat lady.	We should just go home and take our chances with the meat lady.
839	00:38:15,501	00:38:17,545	Oh, yeah, sure, let's quit now.	Oh, yeah, sure, let's quit now.
840	00:38:17,628	00:38:20,715	Give up on everything you've been working your entire life for.	Give up on everything you've been working your entire life for.
841	00:38:20,798	00:38:22,550	-Great plan. -I'm serious.	-Great plan. -I'm serious.
842	00:38:22,717	00:38:24,135	Sure you are.	Sure you are.
843	00:38:24,218	00:38:25,344	Athletes.	Athletes.
844	00:38:26,929	00:38:28,097	Wait a second.	Wait a second.
845	00:38:28,472	00:38:29,932	Where is everyone?	Where is everyone?
846	00:38:30,599	00:38:31,934	[Sasha] Hey, Glitzen!	[Sasha] Hey, Glitzen!
847	00:38:33,144	00:38:34,478	You coming to the after-party?	You coming to the after-party?
848	00:38:34,603	00:38:36,689	Ooh. Is that where they serve dessert?	Ooh. Is that where they serve dessert?
849	00:38:36,772	00:38:37,732	Is there a chocolate fountain?	Is there a chocolate fountain?
850	00:38:37,898	00:38:40,276	Reindeer only. Sorry.	Reindeer only. Sorry.
851	00:38:40,526	00:38:43,362	-I'm not really in a party mood. -[Sasha] Why not?	-I'm not really in a party mood. -[Sasha] Why not?
852	00:38:43,529	00:38:45,364	You were amazing today.	You were amazing today.
853	00:38:45,489	00:38:46,490	I was?	I was?
854	00:38:46,657	00:38:49,035	Are you kidding? I just saw the replay.	Are you kidding? I just saw the replay.
855	00:38:49,118	00:38:51,829	That duck and weave bit was awesome.	That duck and weave bit was awesome.
856	00:38:51,912	00:38:53,581	Oh, actually that was-- [grunts]	Oh, actually that was-- [grunts]
857	00:38:53,664	00:38:55,541	Just a little reindeer move I came up with	Just a little reindeer move I came up with
858	00:38:55,624	00:38:57,752	back at the reindeer training camp.	back at the reindeer training camp.
859	00:38:57,835	00:39:00,546	You know, with the other reindeer, like me.	You know, with the other reindeer, like me.
860	00:39:00,629	00:39:01,672	Excuse me?	Excuse me?
861	00:39:01,756	00:39:03,174	Well, come on, then.	Well, come on, then.
862	00:39:03,257	00:39:05,801	-Don't just stand there, looking short. -Okay.	-Don't just stand there, looking short. -Okay.
863	00:39:05,885	00:39:07,762	Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Sasha.	Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Sasha.
864	00:39:08,137	00:39:09,889	A party sounds like a great idea.	A party sounds like a great idea.
865	00:39:10,556	00:39:11,807	Enjoy the buffet, Hazel.	Enjoy the buffet, Hazel.
866	00:39:15,519	00:39:17,146	[dance music playing]	[dance music playing]
867	00:39:17,229	00:39:19,815	So this is like a Christmas party?	So this is like a Christmas party?
868	00:39:19,899	00:39:23,361	-Um, not exactly. -[reindeer] Younglings.	-Um, not exactly. -[reindeer] Younglings.
869	00:39:23,736	00:39:24,945	Welcome.	Welcome.
870	00:39:25,029	00:39:28,074	We got food, beverages, flea dip...	We got food, beverages, flea dip...
871	00:39:28,657	00:39:32,495	-Um, is that the North Pole? -[straining]	-Um, is that the North Pole? -[straining]
872	00:39:32,578	00:39:35,081	Yeah. We steal it every year.	Yeah. We steal it every year.
873	00:39:35,164	00:39:36,999	What's that stuff all over it?	What's that stuff all over it?
874	00:39:37,083	00:39:38,125	Butter.	Butter.
875	00:39:38,209	00:39:41,045	Makes it good and slippery.	Makes it good and slippery.
876	00:39:41,962	00:39:44,006	-[reindeer] Oh! -You two wanna give it a try?	-[reindeer] Oh! -You two wanna give it a try?
877	00:39:44,173	00:39:45,800	Do we have a choice?	Do we have a choice?
878	00:39:45,883	00:39:48,219	Ugh, what do you think we are?	Ugh, what do you think we are?
879	00:39:48,302	00:39:50,513	A couple of heartless monsters?	A couple of heartless monsters?
880	00:39:50,596	00:39:52,390	Because you would be right.	Because you would be right.
881	00:39:53,849	00:39:55,684	Go on, now. Come on.	Go on, now. Come on.
882	00:39:55,768	00:39:57,144	Have fun, y'all.	Have fun, y'all.
883	00:40:07,947	00:40:09,740	Mmm... [chuckling]	Mmm... [chuckling]
884	00:40:09,824	00:40:11,784	[Corkie whistling]	[Corkie whistling]
885	00:40:18,040	00:40:19,208	Huh?	Huh?
886	00:40:19,375	00:40:22,002	Come on, come on. Where is it?	Come on, come on. Where is it?
887	00:40:22,086	00:40:24,088	I know I saw it around here somewhere.	I know I saw it around here somewhere.
888	00:40:28,926	00:40:30,511	[gasps]	[gasps]
889	00:40:40,521	00:40:43,274	That must be where we get the dessert.	That must be where we get the dessert.
890	00:40:43,816	00:40:45,317	[dance music continues]	[dance music continues]
891	00:40:45,401	00:40:47,278	Man, are you kidding me?	Man, are you kidding me?
892	00:40:47,361	00:40:48,696	No one can win this thing.	No one can win this thing.
893	00:40:48,988	00:40:50,156	Seriously.	Seriously.
894	00:40:50,239	00:40:52,324	Where's an opposable thumb when you need it?	Where's an opposable thumb when you need it?
895	00:40:52,408	00:40:54,243	No one can win.	No one can win.
896	00:40:54,326	00:40:56,120	No one.	No one.
897	00:40:56,203	00:40:58,539	[speaking Dutch]	[speaking Dutch]
898	00:40:59,957	00:41:02,001	[in English] Dude. Speak English.	[in English] Dude. Speak English.
899	00:41:02,084	00:41:04,211	You know DJ doesn't understand Korean.	You know DJ doesn't understand Korean.
900	00:41:04,295	00:41:06,088	He's Dutch, you idiot.	He's Dutch, you idiot.
901	00:41:06,172	00:41:07,673	Hey! I know what to do.	Hey! I know what to do.
902	00:41:07,756	00:41:10,634	I think DJ knows Korean when he hears it, Sasha.	I think DJ knows Korean when he hears it, Sasha.
903	00:41:10,718	00:41:12,011	Listen, I have an idea.	Listen, I have an idea.
904	00:41:12,094	00:41:13,596	No. She is right. I am Dutch.	No. She is right. I am Dutch.
905	00:41:13,679	00:41:16,640	Guys, we're all losers.	Guys, we're all losers.
906	00:41:17,349	00:41:18,476	Excuse me?	Excuse me?
907	00:41:18,559	00:41:21,770	You said it yourself, DJ. This is impossible.	You said it yourself, DJ. This is impossible.
908	00:41:21,854	00:41:25,357	But if someone doesn't get that hat down, we all lose.	But if someone doesn't get that hat down, we all lose.
909	00:41:25,691	00:41:28,944	All of us. As a group.	All of us. As a group.
910	00:41:29,320	00:41:32,364	[chuckles] Some might even call it "a team."	[chuckles] Some might even call it "a team."
911	00:41:32,781	00:41:34,533	Do you see where I'm going with this?	Do you see where I'm going with this?
912	00:41:34,909	00:41:36,911	Oh, I see.	Oh, I see.
913	00:41:37,411	00:41:38,621	Let's do this.	Let's do this.
914	00:41:41,040	00:41:43,417	Whoa, hold on. What just...	Whoa, hold on. What just...
915	00:41:44,084	00:41:45,294	I don't get it.	I don't get it.
916	00:41:48,589	00:41:50,716	-Are you wearing horseshoes, man? -[Elliot straining]	-Are you wearing horseshoes, man? -[Elliot straining]
917	00:41:51,884	00:41:53,844	[reindeer] Ouch. Watch it.	[reindeer] Ouch. Watch it.
918	00:41:53,928	00:41:55,721	[straining]	[straining]
919	00:41:57,765	00:42:00,267	[all cheering]	[all cheering]
920	00:42:00,434	00:42:02,478	[Elliot laughing]	[Elliot laughing]
921	00:42:07,316	00:42:10,069	Oh, man. I love being a reindeer.	Oh, man. I love being a reindeer.
922	00:42:10,152	00:42:11,612	Good to know,	Good to know,
923	00:42:11,695	00:42:14,448	considering you've been one your entire life.	considering you've been one your entire life.
924	00:42:14,532	00:42:15,950	Oh, yeah. Right.	Oh, yeah. Right.
925	00:42:16,033	00:42:17,243	No, I'm just saying...	No, I'm just saying...
926	00:42:17,326	00:42:20,371	♪ Being a reindeer is awesome ♪	♪ Being a reindeer is awesome ♪
927	00:42:20,454	00:42:23,290	Whoa, hold up. Do I know you, little dude?	Whoa, hold up. Do I know you, little dude?
928	00:42:23,457	00:42:26,502	[chuckling nervously] Me? No.	[chuckling nervously] Me? No.
929	00:42:26,585	00:42:29,129	[stammering] No, we just met. Remember?	[stammering] No, we just met. Remember?
930	00:42:29,296	00:42:34,051	Yeah, but you're looking awfully familiar all of a sudden.	Yeah, but you're looking awfully familiar all of a sudden.
931	00:42:34,468	00:42:37,429	Oh, uh, is that my coach calling me? I should go.	Oh, uh, is that my coach calling me? I should go.
932	00:42:40,266	00:42:41,684	That was weird.	That was weird.
933	00:42:41,767	00:42:43,811	Something's not right, Sasha.	Something's not right, Sasha.
934	00:42:43,894	00:42:45,187	I know it.	I know it.
935	00:42:51,735	00:42:53,737	Oh, wow.	Oh, wow.
936	00:42:53,821	00:42:54,947	[camera shutter clicking]	[camera shutter clicking]
937	00:42:55,030	00:42:56,240	Oh, my goodness.	Oh, my goodness.
938	00:42:56,740	00:43:00,369	[gasps] The kitchen must be behind all these shiny new sleighs.	[gasps] The kitchen must be behind all these shiny new sleighs.
939	00:43:01,245	00:43:03,414	[camera shutter clicking]	[camera shutter clicking]
940	00:43:12,339	00:43:13,424	[elevator bell dings]	[elevator bell dings]
941	00:43:16,427	00:43:18,554	What are you doing back here?	What are you doing back here?
942	00:43:18,637	00:43:20,264	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
943	00:43:20,347	00:43:22,808	Oh, hello, good sir.	Oh, hello, good sir.
944	00:43:22,891	00:43:26,562	Would you be so kind as to direct me to the ladies' room?	Would you be so kind as to direct me to the ladies' room?
945	00:43:26,645	00:43:28,814	So sorry, madam, I cannot.	So sorry, madam, I cannot.
946	00:43:28,897	00:43:30,649	'Cause you're a goat!	'Cause you're a goat!
947	00:43:31,275	00:43:33,569	You're not authorized to be here, either.	You're not authorized to be here, either.
948	00:43:33,652	00:43:36,280	Would someone please tell me what is going on?	Would someone please tell me what is going on?
949	00:43:36,363	00:43:37,906	Sugar Plum.	Sugar Plum.
950	00:43:37,990	00:43:39,617	[clicks tongue] There you are.	[clicks tongue] There you are.
951	00:43:39,700	00:43:41,702	I've been looking all over for you.	I've been looking all over for you.
952	00:43:41,785	00:43:44,330	I've got a bag of dog treats in my purse if you play along.	I've got a bag of dog treats in my purse if you play along.
953	00:43:44,413	00:43:46,248	Lady, do I look like I eat kibble?	Lady, do I look like I eat kibble?
954	00:43:46,332	00:43:49,001	My, my, Lemondrop, what is all this?	My, my, Lemondrop, what is all this?
955	00:43:49,084	00:43:52,338	It's how the North Pole keeps up with the rest of the world.	It's how the North Pole keeps up with the rest of the world.
956	00:43:52,421	00:43:54,256	And it's supposed to be top secret, by the way,	And it's supposed to be top secret, by the way,
957	00:43:54,340	00:43:56,425	so, if you do not mind...	so, if you do not mind...
958	00:43:56,675	00:43:58,093	It's just...	It's just...
959	00:43:58,177	00:44:01,096	There sure are a lot of mechanical sleighs in here.	There sure are a lot of mechanical sleighs in here.
960	00:44:01,180	00:44:02,890	[Hazel] Seriously. This place is packed.	[Hazel] Seriously. This place is packed.
961	00:44:02,973	00:44:04,850	And I always thought they were manufactured	And I always thought they were manufactured
962	00:44:04,933	00:44:06,977	exclusively for the training farms.	exclusively for the training farms.
963	00:44:07,061	00:44:09,063	Oh, yeah, that is right. They sure are.	Oh, yeah, that is right. They sure are.
964	00:44:09,146	00:44:12,775	And yet, here we stand, in the heart of the North Pole,	And yet, here we stand, in the heart of the North Pole,
965	00:44:12,858	00:44:14,902	surrounded by a veritable fleet of them.	surrounded by a veritable fleet of them.
966	00:44:14,985	00:44:16,862	Hey, she's right!	Hey, she's right!
967	00:44:16,945	00:44:18,656	-What gives, elf? -Care to comment?	-What gives, elf? -Care to comment?
968	00:44:19,615	00:44:20,699	Well, I...	Well, I...
969	00:44:20,783	00:44:23,535	I suppose we couldn't expect to keep it a secret forever.	I suppose we couldn't expect to keep it a secret forever.
970	00:44:23,619	00:44:25,329	Keep what a secret?	Keep what a secret?
971	00:44:25,412	00:44:27,956	How we survived the Prancer crisis, of course.	How we survived the Prancer crisis, of course.
972	00:44:28,165	00:44:31,168	How do you think Santa handled a typhoon, two blizzards,	How do you think Santa handled a typhoon, two blizzards,
973	00:44:31,293	00:44:34,421	and the worst fog the Eastern Seaboard had ever seen	and the worst fog the Eastern Seaboard had ever seen
974	00:44:34,505	00:44:35,798	with his team down a man?	with his team down a man?
975	00:44:35,881	00:44:38,926	Everyone knows last year was an outright disaster.	Everyone knows last year was an outright disaster.
976	00:44:39,009	00:44:40,886	The one thing Santa didn't do was "handle it."	The one thing Santa didn't do was "handle it."
977	00:44:41,053	00:44:42,680	Of course, he handled it!	Of course, he handled it!
978	00:44:44,139	00:44:45,933	He was just a little late.	He was just a little late.
979	00:44:47,518	00:44:48,936	[Corkie] A little?	[Corkie] A little?
980	00:44:50,104	00:44:51,814	Try seven hours.	Try seven hours.
981	00:44:52,272	00:44:54,400	[Mrs Claus over PA] The candy cane has cracked.	[Mrs Claus over PA] The candy cane has cracked.
982	00:44:54,483	00:44:57,528	I repeat, the candy cane has cracked.	I repeat, the candy cane has cracked.
983	00:44:57,611	00:44:59,363	Move! Move! Move!	Move! Move! Move!
984	00:44:59,446	00:45:01,907	[alarm blaring]	[alarm blaring]
985	00:45:01,990	00:45:05,202	[Lemondrop] We did what we had to do, and we got the job done.	[Lemondrop] We did what we had to do, and we got the job done.
986	00:45:07,913	00:45:10,707	These sleighs are something else.	These sleighs are something else.
987	00:45:11,208	00:45:13,710	No need to be fed or groomed.	No need to be fed or groomed.
988	00:45:13,794	00:45:16,463	Don't need any sleep or exercise.	Don't need any sleep or exercise.
989	00:45:16,547	00:45:18,590	100% hassle free.	100% hassle free.
990	00:45:18,674	00:45:21,802	[exclaims] I love technology.	[exclaims] I love technology.
991	00:45:22,136	00:45:24,513	Not more than you love the reindeer though, right?	Not more than you love the reindeer though, right?
992	00:45:25,848	00:45:27,766	Oh, yeah, no, of course not.	Oh, yeah, no, of course not.
993	00:45:27,850	00:45:29,143	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
994	00:45:29,226	00:45:30,894	I love the reindeers.	I love the reindeers.
995	00:45:30,978	00:45:33,814	They're... [clears throat] so much fun.	They're... [clears throat] so much fun.
996	00:45:33,897	00:45:36,650	So this is, what, a backup system?	So this is, what, a backup system?
997	00:45:36,733	00:45:38,360	Sure, okay.	Sure, okay.
998	00:45:38,444	00:45:39,486	A backup system.	A backup system.
999	00:45:39,570	00:45:43,115	That... [stutters] That's a good phrase.	That... [stutters] That's a good phrase.
1000	00:45:44,074	00:45:45,617	Now, if you don't mind...	Now, if you don't mind...
1001	00:45:48,954	00:45:51,498	-He's a terrible liar. -Yup.	-He's a terrible liar. -Yup.
1002	00:45:51,582	00:45:54,751	So how about those dog treats?	So how about those dog treats?
1003	00:45:55,878	00:45:58,297	[rooster crows]	[rooster crows]
1004	00:46:10,559	00:46:12,269	[yawns]	[yawns]
1005	00:46:13,729	00:46:15,439	[gasping]	[gasping]
1006	00:46:15,606	00:46:17,483	You promised you'd stop doing that.	You promised you'd stop doing that.
1007	00:46:17,566	00:46:20,235	I saw something really strange last night, Elliot.	I saw something really strange last night, Elliot.
1008	00:46:20,319	00:46:22,488	Last night. Oh, man.	Last night. Oh, man.
1009	00:46:22,571	00:46:25,908	-Lemondrop's got this secret lab... -You should've been there, Hazel.	-Lemondrop's got this secret lab... -You should've been there, Hazel.
1010	00:46:25,991	00:46:27,409	...full of mechanical sleighs.	...full of mechanical sleighs.
1011	00:46:27,493	00:46:28,827	There was reindeer...	There was reindeer...
1012	00:46:28,911	00:46:30,162	I think he's up to something.	I think he's up to something.
1013	00:46:30,245	00:46:31,914	-[stammers] ...and butter-- -Elliot!	-[stammers] ...and butter-- -Elliot!
1014	00:46:31,997	00:46:35,125	Stop yapping about the stupid reindeer, and listen to me!	Stop yapping about the stupid reindeer, and listen to me!
1015	00:46:35,209	00:46:36,502	Reindeer aren't stupid.	Reindeer aren't stupid.
1016	00:46:36,585	00:46:38,462	Uh, excuse me?	Uh, excuse me?
1017	00:46:38,545	00:46:40,923	-They're actually pretty great. -They're great?	-They're actually pretty great. -They're great?
1018	00:46:41,006	00:46:43,383	I mean, even DJ's okay once you get to know him.	I mean, even DJ's okay once you get to know him.
1019	00:46:45,093	00:46:49,598	Okay, fine. Let's say they can be nice to other reindeer.	Okay, fine. Let's say they can be nice to other reindeer.
1020	00:46:50,140	00:46:54,228	How do you think they're gonna react when you take off those antlers?	How do you think they're gonna react when you take off those antlers?
1021	00:46:54,311	00:46:55,729	Maybe I won't have to.	Maybe I won't have to.
1022	00:46:56,480	00:46:58,023	What are you even talking about?	What are you even talking about?
1023	00:46:58,106	00:47:00,609	I just mean I might not even win.	I just mean I might not even win.
1024	00:47:00,692	00:47:03,403	So there's no point in worrying about any of that right now.	So there's no point in worrying about any of that right now.
1025	00:47:05,030	00:47:07,574	I have to get to the gym before all the machines are taken.	I have to get to the gym before all the machines are taken.
1026	00:47:08,992	00:47:10,619	I'll see you later, Hazel.	I'll see you later, Hazel.
1027	00:47:12,329	00:47:14,414	-[Clyde growls] -[gasps]	-[Clyde growls] -[gasps]
1028	00:47:18,418	00:47:20,045	[sniffling]	[sniffling]
1029	00:47:23,131	00:47:25,592	You don't look like a reindeer ready for his first flight.	You don't look like a reindeer ready for his first flight.
1030	00:47:25,676	00:47:28,470	DJ's got the sniffles. [sniffling]	DJ's got the sniffles. [sniffling]
1031	00:47:28,554	00:47:30,389	And it's freezing out there.	And it's freezing out there.
1032	00:47:30,472	00:47:32,891	You're a reindeer, DJ.	You're a reindeer, DJ.
1033	00:47:32,975	00:47:35,352	You're genetically built for the cold.	You're genetically built for the cold.
1034	00:47:35,978	00:47:37,604	[sniffling]	[sniffling]
1035	00:47:37,688	00:47:38,814	So that's it?	So that's it?
1036	00:47:38,897	00:47:42,234	After all our work, everything Coach has done for you,	After all our work, everything Coach has done for you,
1037	00:47:42,317	00:47:45,487	you're gonna throw it all away over a cold?	you're gonna throw it all away over a cold?
1038	00:47:45,571	00:47:47,531	It is what it is, old man.	It is what it is, old man.
1039	00:47:49,324	00:47:52,286	I expect you on the main field in 20 minutes.	I expect you on the main field in 20 minutes.
1040	00:47:53,203	00:47:55,330	[sniffling] Mmm.	[sniffling] Mmm.
1041	00:47:58,458	00:47:59,751	[reindeer burps]	[reindeer burps]
1042	00:48:00,043	00:48:02,796	Excuse me. Okay, big guy, make some room.	Excuse me. Okay, big guy, make some room.
1043	00:48:02,879	00:48:05,674	Okay, just... If you could just move your giant butt two inches to the...	Okay, just... If you could just move your giant butt two inches to the...
1044	00:48:05,841	00:48:07,217	[groans]	[groans]
1045	00:48:07,301	00:48:09,970	Okay, all right, that's it. I am done playing.	Okay, all right, that's it. I am done playing.
1046	00:48:21,273	00:48:23,900	Ooh, look at that. Nice.	Ooh, look at that. Nice.
1047	00:48:25,861	00:48:27,112	[gasps]	[gasps]
1048	00:48:29,364	00:48:31,158	[sniffs]	[sniffs]
1049	00:48:31,241	00:48:32,868	-[elf] Yo, Malik. -Huh?	-[elf] Yo, Malik. -Huh?
1050	00:48:32,951	00:48:35,203	-You forgot the milk. -[groans]	-You forgot the milk. -[groans]
1051	00:48:40,792	00:48:42,461	[sniffing]	[sniffing]
1052	00:48:43,086	00:48:45,922	Well, well, well. Look at you, my lovelies.	Well, well, well. Look at you, my lovelies.
1053	00:48:47,424	00:48:49,217	Gee, I wonder what that sign says.	Gee, I wonder what that sign says.
1054	00:48:50,093	00:48:52,012	Meh. How important could it be?	Meh. How important could it be?
1055	00:48:53,805	00:48:55,349	Reading is overrated.	Reading is overrated.
1056	00:48:57,142	00:48:58,185	[Walter] He's sick?	[Walter] He's sick?
1057	00:48:58,268	00:48:59,978	[groans] After everything we worked for?	[groans] After everything we worked for?
1058	00:49:00,062	00:49:02,856	No. No, no, no. No. [groans]	No. No, no, no. No. [groans]
1059	00:49:03,023	00:49:04,691	He wouldn't get up for you either?	He wouldn't get up for you either?
1060	00:49:04,858	00:49:06,234	[snorts]	[snorts]
1061	00:49:06,401	00:49:08,445	This can't be happening.	This can't be happening.
1062	00:49:08,528	00:49:10,489	[Corkie] Everything okay, gentlemen?	[Corkie] Everything okay, gentlemen?
1063	00:49:10,572	00:49:12,658	Great, I can see the headline now.	Great, I can see the headline now.
1064	00:49:12,741	00:49:13,950	"Number-one seed has the yips.	"Number-one seed has the yips.
1065	00:49:14,034	00:49:17,287	Reindeer trainer/failed baseball star loses everything."	Reindeer trainer/failed baseball star loses everything."
1066	00:49:17,371	00:49:18,455	Perfect.	Perfect.
1067	00:49:18,622	00:49:19,998	That's actually a little wordy.	That's actually a little wordy.
1068	00:49:20,165	00:49:23,293	-[groans] What am I gonna do? -[neighs]	-[groans] What am I gonna do? -[neighs]
1069	00:49:23,377	00:49:25,837	You're right. It's fine. It's gonna be totally fine.	You're right. It's fine. It's gonna be totally fine.
1070	00:49:25,921	00:49:27,172	It's all fine.	It's all fine.
1071	00:49:27,255	00:49:28,465	Sure sounds like it.	Sure sounds like it.
1072	00:49:28,548	00:49:30,008	I need some air.	I need some air.
1073	00:49:31,802	00:49:34,304	Your boy is wound a little tight, huh?	Your boy is wound a little tight, huh?
1074	00:49:34,388	00:49:36,306	You have no idea.	You have no idea.
1075	00:49:37,974	00:49:40,852	-[grunting] Hairpin turn. -[grunts]	-[grunting] Hairpin turn. -[grunts]
1076	00:49:42,062	00:49:43,397	[groans]	[groans]
1077	00:49:54,908	00:49:56,118	Huh?	Huh?
1078	00:50:00,330	00:50:02,749	-[people chattering] -[Elliot grunting and panting]	-[people chattering] -[Elliot grunting and panting]
1079	00:50:05,252	00:50:06,461	Candy canes.	Candy canes.
1080	00:50:08,296	00:50:10,298	[Clyde] Keep your knees in line with your hooves!	[Clyde] Keep your knees in line with your hooves!
1081	00:50:10,382	00:50:13,009	[panting] Are you talking to me?	[panting] Are you talking to me?
1082	00:50:13,176	00:50:16,263	You see anybody else wrecking the field with their sloppy technique?	You see anybody else wrecking the field with their sloppy technique?
1083	00:50:16,346	00:50:17,431	I'm not that bad.	I'm not that bad.
1084	00:50:19,433	00:50:21,560	Okay. Fine, maybe I am.	Okay. Fine, maybe I am.
1085	00:50:21,810	00:50:24,020	Knees. Hooves. Try it.	Knees. Hooves. Try it.
1086	00:50:27,816	00:50:29,526	[panting]	[panting]
1087	00:50:29,609	00:50:30,944	[grunting]	[grunting]
1088	00:50:33,613	00:50:34,823	Try it again.	Try it again.
1089	00:50:43,206	00:50:44,916	[panting]	[panting]
1090	00:50:46,877	00:50:49,504	Ha-ha, eat that! [panting]	Ha-ha, eat that! [panting]
1091	00:50:50,922	00:50:52,549	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
1092	00:50:54,176	00:50:55,427	[sighs]	[sighs]
1093	00:50:55,510	00:50:56,887	[door opens]	[door opens]
1094	00:50:58,180	00:51:00,015	Give it up, Grandpa!	Give it up, Grandpa!
1095	00:51:00,098	00:51:01,308	DJ's done.	DJ's done.
1096	00:51:01,391	00:51:03,268	Rest assured, your grandfather	Rest assured, your grandfather
1097	00:51:03,351	00:51:06,396	would never have tolerated this kind of behaviour.	would never have tolerated this kind of behaviour.
1098	00:51:07,355	00:51:08,398	Get up, Junior.	Get up, Junior.
1099	00:51:08,482	00:51:11,318	I can't, Dad. I'm sick.	I can't, Dad. I'm sick.
1100	00:51:11,401	00:51:13,028	-[sniffling] -Nonsense.	-[sniffling] -Nonsense.
1101	00:51:13,111	00:51:15,614	-You're afraid of flying. -Uh, uh-uh.	-You're afraid of flying. -Uh, uh-uh.
1102	00:51:15,697	00:51:18,867	DJ's not afraid of flying. DJ's not afraid of anything!	DJ's not afraid of flying. DJ's not afraid of anything!
1103	00:51:20,786	00:51:23,121	[groans] Okay, fine.	[groans] Okay, fine.
1104	00:51:23,205	00:51:25,123	But it's not like I chose to be a wuss.	But it's not like I chose to be a wuss.
1105	00:51:25,207	00:51:26,416	What do you want me to do?	What do you want me to do?
1106	00:51:26,500	00:51:31,129	The only way to overcome any fear is to face it head-on.	The only way to overcome any fear is to face it head-on.
1107	00:51:31,213	00:51:32,798	How'd I know you'd say that?	How'd I know you'd say that?
1108	00:51:33,256	00:51:36,343	I've heard an extra cookie or two never hurt, either.	I've heard an extra cookie or two never hurt, either.
1109	00:51:36,426	00:51:39,137	Huh? An extra cookie?	Huh? An extra cookie?
1110	00:51:39,221	00:51:41,264	Isn't that kind of cheating?	Isn't that kind of cheating?
1111	00:51:41,348	00:51:44,184	I warned you about embarrassing me, Junior.	I warned you about embarrassing me, Junior.
1112	00:51:45,018	00:51:46,603	Okay, Dad.	Okay, Dad.
1113	00:51:46,686	00:51:48,230	Anything you say.	Anything you say.
1114	00:51:48,814	00:51:50,148	[sighs]	[sighs]
1115	00:51:55,445	00:51:57,572	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
1116	00:52:03,829	00:52:07,415	[Lemondrop] Now, did everyone get one of Mrs Claus's cookies?	[Lemondrop] Now, did everyone get one of Mrs Claus's cookies?
1117	00:52:07,582	00:52:11,169	Apparently, we had a mix up in this morning's count.	Apparently, we had a mix up in this morning's count.
1118	00:52:13,171	00:52:14,548	Rookies.	Rookies.
1119	00:52:15,090	00:52:17,551	All right. Hold onto your butts, folks.	All right. Hold onto your butts, folks.
1120	00:52:17,968	00:52:20,595	These puppies don't take long to kick in.	These puppies don't take long to kick in.
1121	00:52:29,563	00:52:31,022	Hello?	Hello?
1122	00:52:32,399	00:52:33,441	Huh?	Huh?
1123	00:52:38,363	00:52:39,531	Ignacio?	Ignacio?
1124	00:52:39,614	00:52:41,283	What are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
1125	00:52:41,366	00:52:44,077	And why are you so small?	And why are you so small?
1126	00:52:45,620	00:52:47,247	[stutters] What the... Huh?	[stutters] What the... Huh?
1127	00:52:49,249	00:52:50,292	Whoa!	Whoa!
1128	00:52:50,375	00:52:52,919	Ah, what is happening to me?	Ah, what is happening to me?
1129	00:52:53,461	00:52:56,715	I shouldn't have eaten those cookies!	I shouldn't have eaten those cookies!
1130	00:53:12,230	00:53:13,148	[crowd gasps]	[crowd gasps]
1131	00:53:16,526	00:53:17,861	I am ashamed.	I am ashamed.
1132	00:53:26,328	00:53:28,371	Okay, okay, okay.	Okay, okay, okay.
1133	00:53:28,455	00:53:30,540	There's got to be another way out of here.	There's got to be another way out of here.
1134	00:53:31,499	00:53:32,542	Aha!	Aha!
1135	00:53:35,545	00:53:36,713	[grunts]	[grunts]
1136	00:53:41,134	00:53:42,302	[groans]	[groans]
1137	00:53:45,889	00:53:46,932	Wait. What?	Wait. What?
1138	00:53:49,100	00:53:50,852	DJ?	DJ?
1139	00:53:51,478	00:53:54,105	Is this actually happening?	Is this actually happening?
1140	00:53:55,398	00:53:58,652	[echoing] The jaded monkey flies at midnight.	[echoing] The jaded monkey flies at midnight.
1141	00:53:59,611	00:54:01,363	DJ's a cheat.	DJ's a cheat.
1142	00:54:01,947	00:54:04,532	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
1143	00:54:06,368	00:54:08,662	Yes, I did it! Finally!	Yes, I did it! Finally!
1144	00:54:08,745	00:54:10,330	You're up, DJ.	You're up, DJ.
1145	00:54:10,747	00:54:11,873	DJ?	DJ?
1146	00:54:12,332	00:54:13,917	Last call for DJ.	Last call for DJ.
1147	00:54:14,250	00:54:15,585	I can't believe this.	I can't believe this.
1148	00:54:15,669	00:54:18,296	He choked. He totally choked.	He choked. He totally choked.
1149	00:54:18,380	00:54:19,881	This is a disaster.	This is a disaster.
1150	00:54:19,965	00:54:23,760	Well, looks like we have our first disqualification, folks.	Well, looks like we have our first disqualification, folks.
1151	00:54:23,843	00:54:25,178	[DJ] Hold up, hold up, hold up!	[DJ] Hold up, hold up, hold up!
1152	00:54:25,470	00:54:27,639	DJ's right here.	DJ's right here.
1153	00:54:27,722	00:54:29,224	Yeah!	Yeah!
1154	00:54:33,353	00:54:34,396	[grunting]	[grunting]
1155	00:54:36,606	00:54:38,525	[exclaims]	[exclaims]
1156	00:54:38,608	00:54:41,569	Oh, no! I'm gonna barf!	Oh, no! I'm gonna barf!
1157	00:54:54,791	00:54:56,126	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
1158	00:55:01,381	00:55:03,133	Yes! Yes!	Yes! Yes!
1159	00:55:08,596	00:55:09,931	You're up, Glitzen.	You're up, Glitzen.
1160	00:55:11,641	00:55:13,810	Good luck trying to beat that.	Good luck trying to beat that.
1161	00:55:14,519	00:55:15,603	[exclaims]	[exclaims]
1162	00:55:15,687	00:55:18,398	Come on, Glitzen. You can do it.	Come on, Glitzen. You can do it.
1163	00:55:19,190	00:55:22,110	[exhales sharply] Okay. Big dreamers dream big.	[exhales sharply] Okay. Big dreamers dream big.
1164	00:55:22,193	00:55:24,738	Big dreamers dream big.	Big dreamers dream big.
1165	00:55:33,079	00:55:35,290	Elliot, you won't believe what I...	Elliot, you won't believe what I...
1166	00:55:35,373	00:55:36,624	[both] Whoa!	[both] Whoa!
1167	00:55:38,793	00:55:40,920	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
1168	00:55:41,004	00:55:42,839	That little guy's got some moves.	That little guy's got some moves.
1169	00:55:56,853	00:55:59,773	[crowd cheering]	[crowd cheering]
1170	00:56:02,942	00:56:06,404	[sighs] Thank you. Thank you so much.	[sighs] Thank you. Thank you so much.
1171	00:56:07,572	00:56:09,574	No one puts DJ in the corner.	No one puts DJ in the corner.
1172	00:56:10,533	00:56:12,118	Nice work, Glitzen.	Nice work, Glitzen.
1173	00:56:12,285	00:56:14,245	Well, thanks, Sasha. I appreciate that.	Well, thanks, Sasha. I appreciate that.
1174	00:56:14,412	00:56:16,414	Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can.	Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can.
1175	00:56:16,498	00:56:19,000	I plan on eviscerating you tomorrow.	I plan on eviscerating you tomorrow.
1176	00:56:19,167	00:56:20,210	[laughs]	[laughs]
1177	00:56:20,293	00:56:23,088	Um, what happened to your antlers?	Um, what happened to your antlers?
1178	00:56:23,171	00:56:24,255	They're all wonky.	They're all wonky.
1179	00:56:26,716	00:56:28,802	[Hazel screaming]	[Hazel screaming]
1180	00:56:29,094	00:56:30,261	Hold up. Hold up.	Hold up. Hold up.
1181	00:56:30,428	00:56:32,180	What's she doing here?	What's she doing here?
1182	00:56:35,600	00:56:38,436	I knew there was something off about that little dude.	I knew there was something off about that little dude.
1183	00:56:39,229	00:56:41,064	The jig is up, goat!	The jig is up, goat!
1184	00:56:41,272	00:56:43,108	You two fraudsters have been caught.	You two fraudsters have been caught.
1185	00:56:43,274	00:56:45,652	You're one to talk. You're a cheater.	You're one to talk. You're a cheater.
1186	00:56:45,819	00:56:47,028	What'd you just call me?	What'd you just call me?
1187	00:56:47,195	00:56:48,530	You heard me.	You heard me.
1188	00:56:48,613	00:56:50,156	You're a cheater. [screams]	You're a cheater. [screams]
1189	00:56:50,323	00:56:51,658	[grunts]	[grunts]
1190	00:56:54,035	00:56:57,163	Huh. Look at that. I'm down. I'm finally...	Huh. Look at that. I'm down. I'm finally...
1191	00:56:57,247	00:56:58,623	Oh, come on.	Oh, come on.
1192	00:56:59,833	00:57:01,835	Hazel? What's going on?	Hazel? What's going on?
1193	00:57:03,503	00:57:05,922	What is that hideous creature?	What is that hideous creature?
1194	00:57:06,214	00:57:07,423	Oh, man.	Oh, man.
1195	00:57:07,507	00:57:09,384	Elliot? Is that you?	Elliot? Is that you?
1196	00:57:09,759	00:57:10,802	[Sasha] Glitzen?	[Sasha] Glitzen?
1197	00:57:13,721	00:57:17,183	What's the deal, Whittick? You trying to pull one over on us?	What's the deal, Whittick? You trying to pull one over on us?
1198	00:57:17,475	00:57:18,935	Did you know about this, Walter?	Did you know about this, Walter?
1199	00:57:19,018	00:57:20,562	Me? Of course not.	Me? Of course not.
1200	00:57:20,645	00:57:23,398	Well, this is certainly a first. [chuckles]	Well, this is certainly a first. [chuckles]
1201	00:57:23,481	00:57:26,526	A pony at the North Pole try-outs.	A pony at the North Pole try-outs.
1202	00:57:26,693	00:57:28,153	[both] He's a miniature horse.	[both] He's a miniature horse.
1203	00:57:28,319	00:57:29,863	And he's the least of your problems.	And he's the least of your problems.
1204	00:57:30,029	00:57:31,156	What's that supposed to mean?	What's that supposed to mean?
1205	00:57:31,322	00:57:33,199	DJ is a cheater!	DJ is a cheater!
1206	00:57:33,283	00:57:35,535	I saw him. He ate two extra cookies.	I saw him. He ate two extra cookies.
1207	00:57:35,702	00:57:39,038	That is an outrageous, slanderous, and egregious falsehood!	That is an outrageous, slanderous, and egregious falsehood!
1208	00:57:39,122	00:57:41,583	DJ has never cheated a day in his life.	DJ has never cheated a day in his life.
1209	00:57:41,749	00:57:45,920	Then how come you're the only reindeer still in the air?	Then how come you're the only reindeer still in the air?
1210	00:57:46,296	00:57:49,382	I think it's time DJ paid a visit to the medical tent.	I think it's time DJ paid a visit to the medical tent.
1211	00:57:49,549	00:57:51,301	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
1212	00:57:51,676	00:57:55,638	DJ may have eaten an extra cookie or two.	DJ may have eaten an extra cookie or two.
1213	00:57:55,722	00:57:57,307	But what's the big deal?	But what's the big deal?
1214	00:57:57,390	00:57:59,559	As long as you find someone to pull the sleigh,	As long as you find someone to pull the sleigh,
1215	00:57:59,642	00:58:01,019	what's it matter how they do it?	what's it matter how they do it?
1216	00:58:01,186	00:58:02,437	You're right.	You're right.
1217	00:58:02,520	00:58:05,899	Why not let tiny horses pretend to be reindeer?	Why not let tiny horses pretend to be reindeer?
1218	00:58:05,982	00:58:09,903	Or have reindeer ingest controlled substances?	Or have reindeer ingest controlled substances?
1219	00:58:09,986	00:58:11,321	Oh, here's a thought.	Oh, here's a thought.
1220	00:58:11,404	00:58:13,615	Rather than leaving presents for children,	Rather than leaving presents for children,
1221	00:58:13,698	00:58:16,493	Santa just burgles their homes instead.	Santa just burgles their homes instead.
1222	00:58:16,576	00:58:20,288	We'll increase our bottom line and let the old man unleash his inner criminal.	We'll increase our bottom line and let the old man unleash his inner criminal.
1223	00:58:20,371	00:58:21,623	It's a win-win!	It's a win-win!
1224	00:58:21,789	00:58:23,833	Santa's got an inner criminal?	Santa's got an inner criminal?
1225	00:58:23,917	00:58:26,044	Would one of you elves please tell us humans	Would one of you elves please tell us humans
1226	00:58:26,127	00:58:28,129	-what these animals are saying? -[monitor chiming]	-what these animals are saying? -[monitor chiming]
1227	00:58:28,213	00:58:30,673	They're letting me down as usual.	They're letting me down as usual.
1228	00:58:30,840	00:58:32,884	Oh. Sir. [chuckles nervously]	Oh. Sir. [chuckles nervously]
1229	00:58:32,967	00:58:34,260	What a surprise.	What a surprise.
1230	00:58:34,427	00:58:38,014	Tell me you've kept the mechanical sleighs in good working order, Lemondrop.	Tell me you've kept the mechanical sleighs in good working order, Lemondrop.
1231	00:58:38,181	00:58:40,934	Of course, sir. Tip top. Why?	Of course, sir. Tip top. Why?
1232	00:58:41,100	00:58:43,978	-Because these try-outs are over. -[crowd gasps]	-Because these try-outs are over. -[crowd gasps]
1233	00:58:44,145	00:58:47,273	I'm disqualifying everyone and cancelling all further events.	I'm disqualifying everyone and cancelling all further events.
1234	00:58:47,440	00:58:49,984	-Sir, if I may-- -You may not!	-Sir, if I may-- -You may not!
1235	00:58:50,151	00:58:51,361	[crowd gasps]	[crowd gasps]
1236	00:58:51,444	00:58:52,946	I know how hard you've worked	I know how hard you've worked
1237	00:58:53,029	00:58:55,240	to make these try-outs a success, old friend.	to make these try-outs a success, old friend.
1238	00:58:55,406	00:58:58,660	But this has been a long time coming.	But this has been a long time coming.
1239	00:58:58,743	00:59:00,662	I love all of my reindeer,	I love all of my reindeer,
1240	00:59:00,745	00:59:03,164	but I can no longer allow personal attachments	but I can no longer allow personal attachments
1241	00:59:03,248	00:59:05,875	to blind me to the reality of what they've become.	to blind me to the reality of what they've become.
1242	00:59:06,334	00:59:08,086	Therefore, it is with heavy heart	Therefore, it is with heavy heart
1243	00:59:08,169	00:59:12,465	that I have decided to end my association with reindeer	that I have decided to end my association with reindeer
1244	00:59:12,549	00:59:13,800	forever.	forever.
1245	00:59:13,967	00:59:16,386	[crowd murmuring]	[crowd murmuring]
1246	00:59:17,011	00:59:19,722	We have to put the children of the world first.	We have to put the children of the world first.
1247	00:59:22,517	00:59:23,893	[chattering]	[chattering]
1248	00:59:24,769	00:59:26,312	You two ruined everything!	You two ruined everything!
1249	00:59:26,479	00:59:28,773	-Centuries of tradition down the toilet! -[Hazel screaming]	-Centuries of tradition down the toilet! -[Hazel screaming]
1250	00:59:28,982	00:59:31,818	[woman] We've been working for this for years! Years!	[woman] We've been working for this for years! Years!
1251	00:59:31,985	00:59:34,988	-[all clamouring] -Quiet!	-[all clamouring] -Quiet!
1252	00:59:35,154	00:59:36,656	[all stop talking]	[all stop talking]
1253	00:59:36,739	00:59:39,659	No one is more shocked by this than me.	No one is more shocked by this than me.
1254	00:59:39,742	00:59:44,622	However, Santa has made his decision, and we must abide by his wishes.	However, Santa has made his decision, and we must abide by his wishes.
1255	00:59:44,706	00:59:46,165	Now, if you'll excuse me,	Now, if you'll excuse me,
1256	00:59:46,666	00:59:49,294	we have preparations to make.	we have preparations to make.
1257	00:59:49,377	00:59:52,213	Oh, and... Merry Christmas.	Oh, and... Merry Christmas.
1258	00:59:53,423	00:59:54,257	[all chattering]	[all chattering]
1259	00:59:54,424	00:59:55,800	You did this!	You did this!
1260	00:59:55,967	00:59:57,635	What am I supposed to tell my kids?	What am I supposed to tell my kids?
1261	00:59:57,719	01:00:00,263	What kind of sicko pretends to be a reindeer?	What kind of sicko pretends to be a reindeer?
1262	01:00:00,430	01:00:03,141	[all continue chattering]	[all continue chattering]
1263	01:00:03,308	01:00:04,892	[Hazel] Hang on!	[Hazel] Hang on!
1264	01:00:10,690	01:00:12,191	[both panting]	[both panting]
1265	01:00:14,569	01:00:16,237	Whoa.	Whoa.
1266	01:00:16,321	01:00:20,491	So that did not go the way I thought it would. [chuckles]	So that did not go the way I thought it would. [chuckles]
1267	01:00:20,575	01:00:23,202	Well, how did you expect things to go when you stole those cookies?	Well, how did you expect things to go when you stole those cookies?
1268	01:00:23,286	01:00:26,247	It's not like there was a sign on them saying not to...	It's not like there was a sign on them saying not to...
1269	01:00:26,331	01:00:28,916	Oh. Reading. Yeah.	Oh. Reading. Yeah.
1270	01:00:29,000	01:00:31,502	Ugh. You ruined everything, Hazel.	Ugh. You ruined everything, Hazel.
1271	01:00:31,586	01:00:33,713	Did you see the way the reindeer looked at me back there?	Did you see the way the reindeer looked at me back there?
1272	01:00:33,880	01:00:35,798	Elliot, reindeer are jerks.	Elliot, reindeer are jerks.
1273	01:00:35,882	01:00:38,301	They've always been jerks, and they always will be jerks.	They've always been jerks, and they always will be jerks.
1274	01:00:38,384	01:00:41,095	Even Santa understands that. Santa!	Even Santa understands that. Santa!
1275	01:00:41,179	01:00:43,056	But they all hate me now.	But they all hate me now.
1276	01:00:43,139	01:00:44,724	Oh, who cares what they think?	Oh, who cares what they think?
1277	01:00:44,807	01:00:46,392	Have you forgotten why we're here?	Have you forgotten why we're here?
1278	01:00:46,476	01:00:48,102	To save our friends.	To save our friends.
1279	01:00:48,186	01:00:51,356	As soon as we get home, we'll round everyone up and hit the road.	As soon as we get home, we'll round everyone up and hit the road.
1280	01:00:52,523	01:00:54,067	At least we've got each other.	At least we've got each other.
1281	01:00:54,150	01:00:56,069	That's what counts, isn't it?	That's what counts, isn't it?
1282	01:00:57,820	01:00:59,155	Isn't it, Elliot?	Isn't it, Elliot?
1283	01:01:00,448	01:01:03,159	[sighs] I don't know anything any more.	[sighs] I don't know anything any more.
1284	01:01:11,668	01:01:13,252	[metal clattering]	[metal clattering]
1285	01:01:14,420	01:01:15,797	[grunts]	[grunts]
1286	01:01:15,880	01:01:17,298	[groans]	[groans]
1287	01:01:18,466	01:01:21,386	[sighs] I suppose you want a comment	[sighs] I suppose you want a comment
1288	01:01:21,469	01:01:23,805	from the idiot coach who somehow missed the fact	from the idiot coach who somehow missed the fact
1289	01:01:23,888	01:01:27,517	that he had not one, but two cheating players on his roster.	that he had not one, but two cheating players on his roster.
1290	01:01:27,600	01:01:30,228	Well, newsflash, I got nothing for you.	Well, newsflash, I got nothing for you.
1291	01:01:30,436	01:01:33,189	I actually wanted to see how you were doing.	I actually wanted to see how you were doing.
1292	01:01:33,606	01:01:35,441	Guess I got my answer.	Guess I got my answer.
1293	01:01:35,525	01:01:37,735	I'm sorry. I'm just...	I'm sorry. I'm just...
1294	01:01:38,069	01:01:39,987	You could always go back to baseball, you know?	You could always go back to baseball, you know?
1295	01:01:40,071	01:01:41,447	There are ways to deal with the yip...	There are ways to deal with the yip...
1296	01:01:41,989	01:01:44,617	[clears throat] Um, misplaced focus.	[clears throat] Um, misplaced focus.
1297	01:01:44,701	01:01:45,952	You were good.	You were good.
1298	01:01:46,035	01:01:47,161	Not good enough.	Not good enough.
1299	01:01:48,037	01:01:50,456	If it's important, you'll find a way.	If it's important, you'll find a way.
1300	01:01:50,540	01:01:53,126	-If not-- -You'll find an excuse.	-If not-- -You'll find an excuse.
1301	01:01:53,209	01:01:54,919	Where have I heard that before?	Where have I heard that before?
1302	01:01:55,002	01:01:56,379	[sighs]	[sighs]
1303	01:01:56,462	01:01:57,839	It's time to face facts.	It's time to face facts.
1304	01:01:57,922	01:01:59,257	I failed at baseball,	I failed at baseball,
1305	01:01:59,340	01:02:02,468	and now I'm gonna lose the training camp, too.	and now I'm gonna lose the training camp, too.
1306	01:02:02,552	01:02:04,220	So you're giving up?	So you're giving up?
1307	01:02:04,303	01:02:05,638	Just like that?	Just like that?
1308	01:02:08,725	01:02:10,017	Good luck, Walter,	Good luck, Walter,
1309	01:02:10,685	01:02:12,854	with whatever you decide to do.	with whatever you decide to do.
1310	01:02:22,572	01:02:24,198	[rooster crows]	[rooster crows]
1311	01:02:25,700	01:02:27,076	[giggling]	[giggling]
1312	01:02:33,958	01:02:35,460	[Walter] Elliot.	[Walter] Elliot.
1313	01:02:35,710	01:02:38,588	I've been looking all over for you. Come on. It's time to go.	I've been looking all over for you. Come on. It's time to go.
1314	01:02:39,756	01:02:42,842	Coach, I'm so sorry.	Coach, I'm so sorry.
1315	01:02:42,925	01:02:45,136	-[stammers] I didn't mean... -Go on, now. Git.	-[stammers] I didn't mean... -Go on, now. Git.
1316	01:02:45,219	01:02:47,054	[mobile rings]	[mobile rings]
1317	01:02:48,514	01:02:50,933	Thanks for getting back to me, Miss Ludzinka.	Thanks for getting back to me, Miss Ludzinka.
1318	01:02:51,017	01:02:52,810	What did I just say?	What did I just say?
1319	01:02:52,894	01:02:54,604	Uh, I didn't mean you, Miss Ludzinka.	Uh, I didn't mean you, Miss Ludzinka.
1320	01:02:54,687	01:02:57,565	Uh, listen, I just faxed you the signed bill of sale,	Uh, listen, I just faxed you the signed bill of sale,
1321	01:02:57,648	01:02:59,859	so you can pick up the animals any time you like.	so you can pick up the animals any time you like.
1322	01:02:59,942	01:03:01,944	-What? -Sure. Tonight works.	-What? -Sure. Tonight works.
1323	01:03:02,028	01:03:03,196	Tonight?	Tonight?
1324	01:03:03,279	01:03:05,448	And I changed my mind about the reindeer.	And I changed my mind about the reindeer.
1325	01:03:05,531	01:03:06,741	You can have them, too.	You can have them, too.
1326	01:03:07,074	01:03:08,117	[mobile beeps]	[mobile beeps]
1327	01:03:11,370	01:03:13,748	So this is how it all ends for me.	So this is how it all ends for me.
1328	01:03:14,248	01:03:16,167	Abhorred in the Arctic.	Abhorred in the Arctic.
1329	01:03:16,250	01:03:18,503	Dehydrated in Duluth.	Dehydrated in Duluth.
1330	01:03:19,962	01:03:23,466	[groans] I wish I could figure out who gave DJ the cookies.	[groans] I wish I could figure out who gave DJ the cookies.
1331	01:03:24,759	01:03:27,345	You wouldn't happen to know the answer to that, would you, Sugar Plum?	You wouldn't happen to know the answer to that, would you, Sugar Plum?
1332	01:03:27,428	01:03:30,348	I sure do. A masked elf with a bad wrist tattoo.	I sure do. A masked elf with a bad wrist tattoo.
1333	01:03:30,515	01:03:32,350	[bleating]	[bleating]
1334	01:03:33,392	01:03:35,186	Can't believe I'm about to say this,	Can't believe I'm about to say this,
1335	01:03:35,269	01:03:38,564	-but I really wish I could speak goat. -[rattling]	-but I really wish I could speak goat. -[rattling]
1336	01:03:41,067	01:03:43,528	-How about you? Wanna do an interview? -[sighs]	-How about you? Wanna do an interview? -[sighs]
1337	01:03:43,611	01:03:45,071	Give my readers an elf's perspective	Give my readers an elf's perspective
1338	01:03:45,154	01:03:46,989	on the whole Santa-quits-the-reindeer thing?	on the whole Santa-quits-the-reindeer thing?
1339	01:03:47,323	01:03:50,743	My boss has specifically forbidden us from talking to the press.	My boss has specifically forbidden us from talking to the press.
1340	01:03:50,910	01:03:52,537	It'd be strictly off the record.	It'd be strictly off the record.
1341	01:03:52,620	01:03:54,038	You don't get it.	You don't get it.
1342	01:03:54,121	01:03:56,833	Things are so tight around here, I can't drop a chocolate kiss	Things are so tight around here, I can't drop a chocolate kiss
1343	01:03:56,916	01:03:59,085	without Lemondrop's permission. Ya feel me?	without Lemondrop's permission. Ya feel me?
1344	01:03:59,252	01:04:00,503	Ew.	Ew.
1345	01:04:01,379	01:04:02,421	You mind?	You mind?
1346	01:04:02,755	01:04:05,007	Meh. Whatever. It's only food.	Meh. Whatever. It's only food.
1347	01:04:09,679	01:04:12,181	[gasps] "The jaded monkey flies at midnight."	[gasps] "The jaded monkey flies at midnight."
1348	01:04:12,348	01:04:13,975	You don't say.	You don't say.
1349	01:04:15,768	01:04:16,811	[Hazel] Come on, lady.	[Hazel] Come on, lady.
1350	01:04:16,978	01:04:19,856	It's time you learned to speak goat.	It's time you learned to speak goat.
1351	01:04:23,651	01:04:26,654	You do realize we're at the North Pole in the dead of winter, right?	You do realize we're at the North Pole in the dead of winter, right?
1352	01:04:26,737	01:04:29,323	[coughing] Your point is?	[coughing] Your point is?
1353	01:04:29,407	01:04:30,575	[Elliot] Guys.	[Elliot] Guys.
1354	01:04:33,578	01:04:34,704	Where's Hazel?	Where's Hazel?
1355	01:04:34,871	01:04:36,706	We assumed she was with you.	We assumed she was with you.
1356	01:04:36,789	01:04:38,708	We have to find her. Right now.	We have to find her. Right now.
1357	01:04:38,875	01:04:42,295	You that anxious to get back to your sad little life, mini man?	You that anxious to get back to your sad little life, mini man?
1358	01:04:42,461	01:04:45,798	I won't have a life to get back to if we don't get home before sundown.	I won't have a life to get back to if we don't get home before sundown.
1359	01:04:45,882	01:04:46,924	None of us will.	None of us will.
1360	01:04:47,633	01:04:48,759	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
1361	01:04:48,926	01:04:50,511	I don't have time to explain.	I don't have time to explain.
1362	01:04:51,304	01:04:54,098	Then I suggest you make time.	Then I suggest you make time.
1363	01:04:55,224	01:04:56,267	[Hazel] Green.	[Hazel] Green.
1364	01:04:56,350	01:04:57,685	Click the green. Click it.	Click the green. Click it.
1365	01:04:58,102	01:04:59,687	It's green, the green one.	It's green, the green one.
1366	01:04:59,770	01:05:02,982	[female automated voice] Unripe. Unripe the click. Unripe.	[female automated voice] Unripe. Unripe the click. Unripe.
1367	01:05:03,065	01:05:05,568	I'm clicking. I'm clicking. Ugh.	I'm clicking. I'm clicking. Ugh.
1368	01:05:05,651	01:05:08,321	Have you ever even used a computer before?	Have you ever even used a computer before?
1369	01:05:08,404	01:05:10,323	[female automated voice] Never used mainframe previous,	[female automated voice] Never used mainframe previous,
1370	01:05:10,406	01:05:11,949	although that now?	although that now?
1371	01:05:12,033	01:05:16,037	Either this translation program sucks, or you're completely insane.	Either this translation program sucks, or you're completely insane.
1372	01:05:16,120	01:05:20,249	Listen, lady, goat is a complex language with multiple layers of subtext.	Listen, lady, goat is a complex language with multiple layers of subtext.
1373	01:05:20,333	01:05:21,834	[female automated voice] Achtung, Fräulein.	[female automated voice] Achtung, Fräulein.
1374	01:05:21,918	01:05:26,547	The complicated tongue of the goats displays many floors between the lines.	The complicated tongue of the goats displays many floors between the lines.
1375	01:05:27,757	01:05:29,467	She's gonna turn DJ into what?	She's gonna turn DJ into what?
1376	01:05:29,634	01:05:30,968	She's a monster.	She's a monster.
1377	01:05:31,052	01:05:33,179	Goat? Okay. I can see that.	Goat? Okay. I can see that.
1378	01:05:33,262	01:05:35,556	And a horse? Ugh. Sure.	And a horse? Ugh. Sure.
1379	01:05:35,640	01:05:37,683	But who'd eat a reindeer?	But who'd eat a reindeer?
1380	01:05:37,850	01:05:38,809	Scandinavians.	Scandinavians.
1381	01:05:38,976	01:05:41,020	Scanda-who-now?	Scanda-who-now?
1382	01:05:41,103	01:05:42,563	You know, Nordic countries?	You know, Nordic countries?
1383	01:05:42,647	01:05:44,732	World's largest consumers of reindeer meat?	World's largest consumers of reindeer meat?
1384	01:05:45,733	01:05:48,110	They say reindeer is healthier than fish.	They say reindeer is healthier than fish.
1385	01:05:48,194	01:05:53,824	Low in fat, high in protein, and, apparently, real, real tasty.	Low in fat, high in protein, and, apparently, real, real tasty.
1386	01:05:53,908	01:05:55,242	Mmm-mmm.	Mmm-mmm.
1387	01:05:55,326	01:05:56,786	[groans]	[groans]
1388	01:05:56,869	01:05:58,412	DJ don't feel so good.	DJ don't feel so good.
1389	01:05:58,496	01:06:00,081	Guys. Focus.	Guys. Focus.
1390	01:06:00,164	01:06:02,625	Where is Hazel most likely to be?	Where is Hazel most likely to be?
1391	01:06:03,501	01:06:04,752	-[beeping] -Don't worry.	-[beeping] -Don't worry.
1392	01:06:04,835	01:06:06,545	Reindeer's barely a step above worm.	Reindeer's barely a step above worm.
1393	01:06:06,629	01:06:08,297	This will be a piece of cake.	This will be a piece of cake.
1394	01:06:09,715	01:06:12,051	Hey, there. What can I do you for?	Hey, there. What can I do you for?
1395	01:06:12,134	01:06:14,929	[female automated voice] Hey, there. What can I do you for?	[female automated voice] Hey, there. What can I do you for?
1396	01:06:15,054	01:06:16,764	What did I tell you?	What did I tell you?
1397	01:06:17,181	01:06:20,059	Let's just cut to the chase, my sun-kissed friend.	Let's just cut to the chase, my sun-kissed friend.
1398	01:06:20,142	01:06:21,727	What's the deal with the sudden retirement?	What's the deal with the sudden retirement?
1399	01:06:21,811	01:06:23,854	[snorting]	[snorting]
1400	01:06:25,398	01:06:26,941	[gasps] That sounded important.	[gasps] That sounded important.
1401	01:06:27,024	01:06:28,651	[Female automated voice] It wasn't sudden.	[Female automated voice] It wasn't sudden.
1402	01:06:28,734	01:06:31,195	I dreamed of owning a juice bar for years.	I dreamed of owning a juice bar for years.
1403	01:06:31,862	01:06:35,616	So it was all your idea then? Nobody ordered you to go?	So it was all your idea then? Nobody ordered you to go?
1404	01:06:35,700	01:06:38,327	Nobody, like, say, Lemondrop?	Nobody, like, say, Lemondrop?
1405	01:06:38,411	01:06:40,621	[snorting]	[snorting]
1406	01:06:42,206	01:06:45,167	[female automated voice] Ordered me? Lemondrop? No way.	[female automated voice] Ordered me? Lemondrop? No way.
1407	01:06:45,251	01:06:48,504	He's never been anything but 100% supportive.	He's never been anything but 100% supportive.
1408	01:06:50,172	01:06:52,425	Define "supportive."	Define "supportive."
1409	01:07:10,693	01:07:13,446	[sighs] I can't find her anywhere.	[sighs] I can't find her anywhere.
1410	01:07:13,529	01:07:14,780	Well, we'll have to leave her.	Well, we'll have to leave her.
1411	01:07:14,864	01:07:16,907	It's every animal for themselves from here on in.	It's every animal for themselves from here on in.
1412	01:07:17,074	01:07:18,784	What is this, the Thunderdome?	What is this, the Thunderdome?
1413	01:07:18,868	01:07:20,369	We're not leaving anyone.	We're not leaving anyone.
1414	01:07:24,331	01:07:27,001	Are we ready for the test run of the sleighs, Lemondrop?	Are we ready for the test run of the sleighs, Lemondrop?
1415	01:07:27,168	01:07:29,045	Just clearing the field, sir.	Just clearing the field, sir.
1416	01:07:29,211	01:07:31,088	Is Rusty all ready to go?	Is Rusty all ready to go?
1417	01:07:33,090	01:07:34,967	-He'll need a few minutes. -[whirring]	-He'll need a few minutes. -[whirring]
1418	01:07:40,890	01:07:44,351	Even a state-of-the-art climate generator needs to warm up.	Even a state-of-the-art climate generator needs to warm up.
1419	01:07:47,354	01:07:49,148	[Mrs Claus] Are you sure about this, Nicky?	[Mrs Claus] Are you sure about this, Nicky?
1420	01:07:49,315	01:07:52,485	The reindeer have been such a big part of your life for so long.	The reindeer have been such a big part of your life for so long.
1421	01:07:52,568	01:07:54,528	The sleighs are the future, Karina.	The sleighs are the future, Karina.
1422	01:07:54,820	01:07:56,530	At least, they're going to have to be.	At least, they're going to have to be.
1423	01:07:56,614	01:08:00,034	I just have this nagging feeling we're missing something.	I just have this nagging feeling we're missing something.
1424	01:08:00,117	01:08:02,411	Oh-ho. Would you look at that?	Oh-ho. Would you look at that?
1425	01:08:13,923	01:08:16,842	Can I get you two any refreshments before we begin?	Can I get you two any refreshments before we begin?
1426	01:08:16,926	01:08:19,512	Maybe some tea? Cake, perhaps?	Maybe some tea? Cake, perhaps?
1427	01:08:19,595	01:08:21,555	[Corkie] Why not some cookies, Lemondrop?	[Corkie] Why not some cookies, Lemondrop?
1428	01:08:22,306	01:08:24,517	You seem to be pretty good at giving those out.	You seem to be pretty good at giving those out.
1429	01:08:24,725	01:08:27,561	Am I supposed to understand what you're talking about?	Am I supposed to understand what you're talking about?
1430	01:08:27,645	01:08:29,563	Can it, elf. We know everything.	Can it, elf. We know everything.
1431	01:08:29,647	01:08:31,232	Hazel, we have to go. The meat lady--	Hazel, we have to go. The meat lady--
1432	01:08:31,315	01:08:32,900	Shush. Not now, Elliot.	Shush. Not now, Elliot.
1433	01:08:33,067	01:08:35,111	What is going on here?	What is going on here?
1434	01:08:35,277	01:08:39,240	Lemondrop was the one who supplied DJ with the extra cookies.	Lemondrop was the one who supplied DJ with the extra cookies.
1435	01:08:39,406	01:08:41,659	[gasps] That's absurd!	[gasps] That's absurd!
1436	01:08:41,742	01:08:44,620	I was here, working my hands to the bone.	I was here, working my hands to the bone.
1437	01:08:44,787	01:08:46,413	You may have used Jolene as your delivery girl,	You may have used Jolene as your delivery girl,
1438	01:08:46,497	01:08:47,540	[exclaims]	[exclaims]
1439	01:08:47,623	01:08:49,583	but the cookies came from you.	but the cookies came from you.
1440	01:08:49,667	01:08:51,794	Is this true, Lemondrop?	Is this true, Lemondrop?
1441	01:08:51,877	01:08:53,462	That's not even the half of it.	That's not even the half of it.
1442	01:08:53,546	01:08:55,214	Show him, Sugar Plum.	Show him, Sugar Plum.
1443	01:08:57,383	01:08:58,634	What are you doing, Hazel?	What are you doing, Hazel?
1444	01:08:58,801	01:09:02,388	Oh, nothing much. Just, you know, saving Christmas.	Oh, nothing much. Just, you know, saving Christmas.
1445	01:09:03,889	01:09:05,307	[beeps]	[beeps]
1446	01:09:05,391	01:09:08,602	Lemondrop found me the real estate listing for my juice bar.	Lemondrop found me the real estate listing for my juice bar.
1447	01:09:08,686	01:09:11,021	He loaned me the money for the down payment.	He loaned me the money for the down payment.
1448	01:09:11,105	01:09:13,107	The little guy even helped me pack.	The little guy even helped me pack.
1449	01:09:13,399	01:09:17,695	It's almost like he knew I wanted a juice bar before I did.	It's almost like he knew I wanted a juice bar before I did.
1450	01:09:17,778	01:09:20,239	[chuckles] I mean, that was just weird.	[chuckles] I mean, that was just weird.
1451	01:09:20,322	01:09:25,202	The truth is, Lemondrop orchestrated every reindeer retirement since 1953.	The truth is, Lemondrop orchestrated every reindeer retirement since 1953.
1452	01:09:25,286	01:09:26,537	That's preposterous.	That's preposterous.
1453	01:09:26,704	01:09:28,706	Cue the surveillance footage, Sugar Plum.	Cue the surveillance footage, Sugar Plum.
1454	01:09:28,789	01:09:30,207	Surveillance footage?	Surveillance footage?
1455	01:09:30,291	01:09:33,419	You use the "naughty or nice" technology on us, too?	You use the "naughty or nice" technology on us, too?
1456	01:09:34,712	01:09:35,838	[groans]	[groans]
1457	01:09:36,088	01:09:39,508	I want kids. Of course I do. I just--	I want kids. Of course I do. I just--
1458	01:09:39,592	01:09:41,385	Thought you could put it off forever?	Thought you could put it off forever?
1459	01:09:41,468	01:09:43,971	Oh, honey. Tick-tock.	Oh, honey. Tick-tock.
1460	01:09:44,805	01:09:48,142	[stammering] What? She was 503. Am I wrong?	[stammering] What? She was 503. Am I wrong?
1461	01:09:48,309	01:09:51,645	-[keyboard clacks] -But what about what Comet wants, man?	-[keyboard clacks] -But what about what Comet wants, man?
1462	01:09:51,896	01:09:54,148	-What about what Comet needs? -Hmm.	-What about what Comet needs? -Hmm.
1463	01:09:54,231	01:09:56,567	You need to take some time to figure out the answer	You need to take some time to figure out the answer
1464	01:09:56,650	01:09:59,320	to the most important question of all, brother.	to the most important question of all, brother.
1465	01:09:59,403	01:10:01,488	-"Who is Comet?" -Yeah.	-"Who is Comet?" -Yeah.
1466	01:10:01,655	01:10:03,741	-[stammering] That proves nothing. -[keyboard clacks]	-[stammering] That proves nothing. -[keyboard clacks]
1467	01:10:03,866	01:10:07,578	Passport, rubles, and a one-way ticket to Moscow.	Passport, rubles, and a one-way ticket to Moscow.
1468	01:10:07,661	01:10:09,079	Go get her, tiger.	Go get her, tiger.
1469	01:10:09,246	01:10:11,415	Wow. That was incriminating.	Wow. That was incriminating.
1470	01:10:11,498	01:10:14,376	[laughs] Wait till I show them the Prancer footage.	[laughs] Wait till I show them the Prancer footage.
1471	01:10:14,460	01:10:15,502	-Please don't. -[keyboard clacks]	-Please don't. -[keyboard clacks]
1472	01:10:15,753	01:10:18,672	It's a super secret footrace around the world.	It's a super secret footrace around the world.
1473	01:10:18,756	01:10:21,508	First contestant to post a selfie from every capital city	First contestant to post a selfie from every capital city
1474	01:10:21,592	01:10:23,385	and get ten million likes	and get ten million likes
1475	01:10:23,469	01:10:24,720	wins!	wins!
1476	01:10:25,512	01:10:26,472	YOLO!	YOLO!
1477	01:10:26,639	01:10:28,515	Prancer still hasn't come back.	Prancer still hasn't come back.
1478	01:10:28,682	01:10:30,643	Oh, for heaven sakes, I was only trying to help you.	Oh, for heaven sakes, I was only trying to help you.
1479	01:10:30,809	01:10:34,230	By tricking me into throwing away centuries of tradition?	By tricking me into throwing away centuries of tradition?
1480	01:10:35,481	01:10:38,609	I want you gone by the end of the day, Lemondrop.	I want you gone by the end of the day, Lemondrop.
1481	01:10:38,984	01:10:40,069	You too, Jolene.	You too, Jolene.
1482	01:10:40,236	01:10:41,320	Okay.	Okay.
1483	01:10:41,487	01:10:43,113	You're firing me?	You're firing me?
1484	01:10:43,197	01:10:45,282	Go ahead. Fine. You'll see.	Go ahead. Fine. You'll see.
1485	01:10:45,366	01:10:47,368	The reindeer will let you down again.	The reindeer will let you down again.
1486	01:10:47,451	01:10:49,620	The sleighs are the only way to protect Christmas!	The sleighs are the only way to protect Christmas!
1487	01:10:49,703	01:10:51,580	They're the answer to your problem, buddy.	They're the answer to your problem, buddy.
1488	01:10:51,747	01:10:55,292	When did bringing joy to the children of the world become a problem?	When did bringing joy to the children of the world become a problem?
1489	01:10:55,459	01:10:58,087	When their population reached almost a billion.	When their population reached almost a billion.
1490	01:10:58,170	01:11:01,090	How can one man and eight dim-witted reindeer	How can one man and eight dim-witted reindeer
1491	01:11:01,173	01:11:03,092	possibly be expected to keep up?	possibly be expected to keep up?
1492	01:11:03,259	01:11:04,927	Well, we've managed so far.	Well, we've managed so far.
1493	01:11:05,094	01:11:08,138	Only because of me! Me!	Only because of me! Me!
1494	01:11:08,305	01:11:10,391	I'm the one who manages logistics.	I'm the one who manages logistics.
1495	01:11:10,474	01:11:12,017	I'm the one who oversees production.	I'm the one who oversees production.
1496	01:11:12,101	01:11:13,978	I'm the one who updates technology.	I'm the one who updates technology.
1497	01:11:14,061	01:11:15,020	Me!	Me!
1498	01:11:15,187	01:11:17,356	The only reason you can pull off any of this	The only reason you can pull off any of this
1499	01:11:17,523	01:11:20,025	is because of me!	is because of me!
1500	01:11:22,528	01:11:24,488	Lemondrop, what are you doing?	Lemondrop, what are you doing?
1501	01:11:30,577	01:11:31,996	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
1502	01:11:34,331	01:11:37,876	Let's see how your precious reindeer hold up to this. [laughing]	Let's see how your precious reindeer hold up to this. [laughing]
1503	01:11:38,043	01:11:39,628	No!	No!
1504	01:11:41,171	01:11:43,257	[cackling]	[cackling]
1505	01:11:49,930	01:11:51,682	Everybody take cover!	Everybody take cover!
1506	01:11:54,226	01:11:56,687	[all screaming]	[all screaming]
1507	01:11:56,770	01:11:59,023	[rumbling]	[rumbling]
1508	01:11:59,106	01:12:01,692	[continues cackling]	[continues cackling]
1509	01:12:02,401	01:12:04,862	-[Santa grunting] -Nicholas! Where are you going?	-[Santa grunting] -Nicholas! Where are you going?
1510	01:12:04,945	01:12:08,115	Have to turn off machine!	Have to turn off machine!
1511	01:12:08,198	01:12:09,450	-[exclaims] -Corkie!	-[exclaims] -Corkie!
1512	01:12:09,533	01:12:10,743	Lady!	Lady!
1513	01:12:14,872	01:12:15,998	[all grunting]	[all grunting]
1514	01:12:16,081	01:12:17,708	We have to get out of here!	We have to get out of here!
1515	01:12:22,713	01:12:23,922	[screams]	[screams]
1516	01:12:24,882	01:12:26,425	Hazel!	Hazel!
1517	01:12:26,508	01:12:27,718	[both exclaim]	[both exclaim]
1518	01:12:32,181	01:12:34,475	[grunting]	[grunting]
1519	01:12:42,483	01:12:44,068	[straining] Let go!	[straining] Let go!
1520	01:12:44,193	01:12:45,778	You're the boss.	You're the boss.
1521	01:12:46,570	01:12:48,072	[grunts] No!	[grunts] No!
1522	01:12:48,906	01:12:50,741	What have you done?	What have you done?
1523	01:12:51,075	01:12:55,204	Something I should've done a long time ago. [laughing]	Something I should've done a long time ago. [laughing]
1524	01:12:57,289	01:12:59,625	-[metal creaking] -[exclaiming]	-[metal creaking] -[exclaiming]
1525	01:13:07,383	01:13:08,842	Hazel!	Hazel!
1526	01:13:09,760	01:13:11,261	[grunts]	[grunts]
1527	01:13:11,345	01:13:13,680	Don't worry, Glitzen. We got this!	Don't worry, Glitzen. We got this!
1528	01:13:13,764	01:13:15,516	Sit tight, mini man.	Sit tight, mini man.
1529	01:13:15,599	01:13:17,810	[Hazel] Somebody help me!	[Hazel] Somebody help me!
1530	01:13:18,310	01:13:19,520	[all scream]	[all scream]
1531	01:13:23,565	01:13:25,609	No, no!	No, no!
1532	01:13:25,692	01:13:27,444	No!	No!
1533	01:13:27,528	01:13:29,446	[Hazel screaming]	[Hazel screaming]
1534	01:13:32,116	01:13:34,201	Ah, this is very frightening!	Ah, this is very frightening!
1535	01:13:39,581	01:13:42,251	Have to save at least one.	Have to save at least one.
1536	01:13:42,334	01:13:43,669	[engine starting]	[engine starting]
1537	01:13:43,752	01:13:45,838	[engine stalls]	[engine stalls]
1538	01:13:45,921	01:13:47,548	Ah, sugar cookies.	Ah, sugar cookies.
1539	01:13:48,048	01:13:51,176	-[creaking] -No!	-[creaking] -No!
1540	01:13:51,260	01:13:54,012	[Hazel screaming]	[Hazel screaming]
1541	01:13:54,430	01:13:55,722	[Elliot] Come on, Sasha!	[Elliot] Come on, Sasha!
1542	01:13:57,724	01:13:59,601	[grunting]	[grunting]
1543	01:14:01,019	01:14:03,605	Help me!	Help me!
1544	01:14:03,689	01:14:06,984	Do I look like I could be of assistance to you at this moment?	Do I look like I could be of assistance to you at this moment?
1545	01:14:09,194	01:14:10,320	[Hazel screams]	[Hazel screams]
1546	01:14:10,404	01:14:11,864	Hazel!	Hazel!
1547	01:14:11,947	01:14:14,408	[both screaming]	[both screaming]
1548	01:14:14,491	01:14:16,910	[grunting and panting]	[grunting and panting]
1549	01:14:18,328	01:14:19,955	We gotta go!	We gotta go!
1550	01:14:20,038	01:14:22,541	-[grunting] -What are you doing? Let me go!	-[grunting] -What are you doing? Let me go!
1551	01:14:23,000	01:14:24,418	I have to save her.	I have to save her.
1552	01:14:24,501	01:14:25,961	It's too late.	It's too late.
1553	01:14:31,133	01:14:32,968	We have to get everyone out of there!	We have to get everyone out of there!
1554	01:14:33,051	01:14:34,094	Now!	Now!
1555	01:14:47,024	01:14:49,610	[grunting]	[grunting]
1556	01:14:51,403	01:14:53,280	It's got an emergency shutdown.	It's got an emergency shutdown.
1557	01:14:53,363	01:14:54,948	Just like home.	Just like home.
1558	01:14:55,782	01:14:58,118	Mini man! Are you crazy?	Mini man! Are you crazy?
1559	01:15:00,245	01:15:01,622	[thunder clapping]	[thunder clapping]
1560	01:15:09,838	01:15:12,341	[engine powering down]	[engine powering down]
1561	01:15:18,388	01:15:19,806	Glitzen?	Glitzen?
1562	01:15:21,391	01:15:22,935	[Elliot grunting]	[Elliot grunting]
1563	01:15:25,020	01:15:26,313	Elliot!	Elliot!
1564	01:15:26,480	01:15:28,023	You saved us.	You saved us.
1565	01:15:28,690	01:15:30,317	Not all of us.	Not all of us.
1566	01:15:30,400	01:15:32,611	Aw, mini man...	Aw, mini man...
1567	01:15:32,861	01:15:35,405	[Hazel screaming in distance]	[Hazel screaming in distance]
1568	01:15:35,489	01:15:36,740	What is that?	What is that?
1569	01:15:40,077	01:15:41,495	Is that...	Is that...
1570	01:15:41,662	01:15:43,455	[Hazel screaming]	[Hazel screaming]
1571	01:15:43,622	01:15:44,957	Hazel?	Hazel?
1572	01:15:45,040	01:15:47,042	[continues screaming]	[continues screaming]
1573	01:15:47,125	01:15:48,919	She's heading straight for the fissure!	She's heading straight for the fissure!
1574	01:15:49,545	01:15:50,671	Hold on, Hazel.	Hold on, Hazel.
1575	01:15:51,880	01:15:54,258	[screaming] Elliot!	[screaming] Elliot!
1576	01:15:57,636	01:15:59,930	[grunting]	[grunting]
1577	01:16:01,848	01:16:03,850	[Elliot panting]	[Elliot panting]
1578	01:16:04,518	01:16:07,437	Elliot, that was amazing.	Elliot, that was amazing.
1579	01:16:07,521	01:16:09,690	I had no idea you could do that.	I had no idea you could do that.
1580	01:16:09,773	01:16:11,858	Seriously, that was incredible.	Seriously, that was incredible.
1581	01:16:11,942	01:16:15,612	You ate that snow bank like it was breakfast.	You ate that snow bank like it was breakfast.
1582	01:16:15,696	01:16:18,031	Just a little trick I learned from my best friend.	Just a little trick I learned from my best friend.
1583	01:16:18,115	01:16:21,034	What's on the menu tonight? Mount Kilimanjaro?	What's on the menu tonight? Mount Kilimanjaro?
1584	01:16:21,118	01:16:23,662	Wait a second. Tonight? Oh, man.	Wait a second. Tonight? Oh, man.
1585	01:16:23,829	01:16:25,789	Tonight. [stutters] We have to go.	Tonight. [stutters] We have to go.
1586	01:16:25,872	01:16:27,666	The meat lady comes tonight.	The meat lady comes tonight.
1587	01:16:27,749	01:16:29,001	Meat lady?	Meat lady?
1588	01:16:29,084	01:16:31,086	Wait. What's this about a meat lady?	Wait. What's this about a meat lady?
1589	01:16:31,712	01:16:34,214	Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm.	Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm.
1590	01:16:38,760	01:16:40,095	Huh?	Huh?
1591	01:16:42,639	01:16:44,308	Next place better have Wi-Fi.	Next place better have Wi-Fi.
1592	01:16:44,850	01:16:47,811	That's right, goats. Nice and easy.	That's right, goats. Nice and easy.
1593	01:16:48,312	01:16:49,980	-[mobile vibrating] -[squealing]	-[mobile vibrating] -[squealing]
1594	01:16:52,065	01:16:53,191	Hmm.	Hmm.
1595	01:16:55,360	01:16:56,653	-[goat grunting] -[man] Mmm!	-[goat grunting] -[man] Mmm!
1596	01:16:56,737	01:16:58,655	-Put that down! -Mmm-mmm.	-Put that down! -Mmm-mmm.
1597	01:16:59,531	01:17:00,699	Mmm!	Mmm!
1598	01:17:01,116	01:17:02,701	[grunting]	[grunting]
1599	01:17:06,371	01:17:08,749	I'm scared, Peanutbutter.	I'm scared, Peanutbutter.
1600	01:17:08,999	01:17:10,542	Now, now, child.	Now, now, child.
1601	01:17:12,461	01:17:13,670	[laughing]	[laughing]
1602	01:17:13,754	01:17:15,172	-[sniffles] -Aw.	-[sniffles] -Aw.
1603	01:17:16,715	01:17:19,301	I like you, little horse.	I like you, little horse.
1604	01:17:20,010	01:17:22,679	I like you very much.	I like you very much.
1605	01:17:22,763	01:17:24,973	[Ludzinka laughing]	[Ludzinka laughing]
1606	01:17:26,350	01:17:28,393	[busy line signal pulsating]	[busy line signal pulsating]
1607	01:17:28,477	01:17:30,437	She's ignoring my calls. [groans]	She's ignoring my calls. [groans]
1608	01:17:30,687	01:17:32,564	I was an idiot to ever trust that woman!	I was an idiot to ever trust that woman!
1609	01:17:32,648	01:17:33,899	-[grunts] -[gasps]	-[grunts] -[gasps]
1610	01:17:35,192	01:17:36,485	[Walter sighs]	[Walter sighs]
1611	01:17:36,568	01:17:38,654	You can't give up on us now, Coach.	You can't give up on us now, Coach.
1612	01:17:43,158	01:17:44,409	[snorts]	[snorts]
1613	01:17:51,458	01:17:53,585	If it's important, you'll find a way.	If it's important, you'll find a way.
1614	01:17:53,710	01:17:55,462	What did you just say, Walter?	What did you just say, Walter?
1615	01:17:55,545	01:17:58,131	If it's important, you'll find a way.	If it's important, you'll find a way.
1616	01:17:58,215	01:18:00,550	If not, you'll find an excuse!	If not, you'll find an excuse!
1617	01:18:00,634	01:18:04,012	Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm done with excuses!	Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm done with excuses!
1618	01:18:04,096	01:18:06,264	If that meat lady thinks she can hurt my animals,	If that meat lady thinks she can hurt my animals,
1619	01:18:06,348	01:18:07,849	she's got another thing coming.	she's got another thing coming.
1620	01:18:07,933	01:18:09,101	Come on, guys.	Come on, guys.
1621	01:18:09,184	01:18:11,436	Let's go save our petting zoo.	Let's go save our petting zoo.
1622	01:18:11,520	01:18:13,105	[DJ] Yeah, Coach! Yeah!	[DJ] Yeah, Coach! Yeah!
1623	01:18:13,188	01:18:15,023	Let's kick some meat lady butt.	Let's kick some meat lady butt.
1624	01:18:15,899	01:18:17,651	Hey, um...	Hey, um...
1625	01:18:17,734	01:18:19,486	Would you mind if I tagged along?	Would you mind if I tagged along?
1626	01:18:19,569	01:18:21,571	Sound's like there might be one heck of a story here.	Sound's like there might be one heck of a story here.
1627	01:18:22,280	01:18:23,782	Hop on in.	Hop on in.
1628	01:18:23,865	01:18:25,450	[engine starts]	[engine starts]
1629	01:18:29,037	01:18:30,914	[engine sputtering]	[engine sputtering]
1630	01:18:30,997	01:18:32,916	Dang it, not now.	Dang it, not now.
1631	01:18:32,999	01:18:34,918	Wait. I know what to do.	Wait. I know what to do.
1632	01:18:37,212	01:18:40,298	You wouldn't mind giving DJ and me some cookies, would you, Santa?	You wouldn't mind giving DJ and me some cookies, would you, Santa?
1633	01:18:40,382	01:18:42,551	The two of us are a lot more reliable than any sleigh.	The two of us are a lot more reliable than any sleigh.
1634	01:18:42,634	01:18:44,469	Well, of course, Elliot.	Well, of course, Elliot.
1635	01:18:44,553	01:18:47,347	-Uh, but I'd rather hoped you'd stay. -Huh?	-Uh, but I'd rather hoped you'd stay. -Huh?
1636	01:18:47,431	01:18:49,433	We have a competition to finish.	We have a competition to finish.
1637	01:18:49,808	01:18:51,393	You still want me to compete?	You still want me to compete?
1638	01:18:51,935	01:18:55,689	Uh, I may have been a little hasty in my decision before, uh...	Uh, I may have been a little hasty in my decision before, uh...
1639	01:18:56,231	01:18:58,817	All right, I was definitely hasty.	All right, I was definitely hasty.
1640	01:18:58,900	01:19:00,986	I understand why you did what you did.	I understand why you did what you did.
1641	01:19:01,361	01:19:02,821	Me too, Santa?	Me too, Santa?
1642	01:19:02,904	01:19:04,948	No, DJ, not you.	No, DJ, not you.
1643	01:19:05,031	01:19:07,242	But you're welcome to try out next time.	But you're welcome to try out next time.
1644	01:19:07,325	01:19:09,828	Everybody deserves a second chance.	Everybody deserves a second chance.
1645	01:19:10,412	01:19:12,831	So, Elliot, what do you say?	So, Elliot, what do you say?
1646	01:19:15,500	01:19:18,253	Ah, don't worry, mini man. I'll take care of everything back home.	Ah, don't worry, mini man. I'll take care of everything back home.
1647	01:19:18,336	01:19:20,922	You stay and compete. You earned it.	You stay and compete. You earned it.
1648	01:19:21,006	01:19:23,175	This is your chance, Elliot.	This is your chance, Elliot.
1649	01:19:23,258	01:19:24,718	This is it.	This is it.
1650	01:19:28,096	01:19:31,683	Thanks, Santa, but my friends are more important.	Thanks, Santa, but my friends are more important.
1651	01:19:32,392	01:19:35,687	[chuckles] Besides, Sasha would've beaten me, anyways.	[chuckles] Besides, Sasha would've beaten me, anyways.
1652	01:19:56,541	01:19:58,752	[Walter] No. No, no, no.	[Walter] No. No, no, no.
1653	01:20:10,222	01:20:13,266	Turning my animals into lunch meat wasn't part of the deal.	Turning my animals into lunch meat wasn't part of the deal.
1654	01:20:14,768	01:20:17,646	-This is fraud! I'm calling the Sheriff! -[mobile dialling]	-This is fraud! I'm calling the Sheriff! -[mobile dialling]
1655	01:20:17,729	01:20:19,689	I've got a contact at the state troopers' office.	I've got a contact at the state troopers' office.
1656	01:20:24,820	01:20:26,488	I never should have left.	I never should have left.
1657	01:20:27,239	01:20:30,158	I should have stayed to help my friends.	I should have stayed to help my friends.
1658	01:20:31,660	01:20:34,079	-[faint bleating] -[Hazel] What was that?	-[faint bleating] -[Hazel] What was that?
1659	01:20:34,579	01:20:37,123	-[bleating continues] -Blueberry!	-[bleating continues] -Blueberry!
1660	01:20:40,210	01:20:41,753	[goats bleating]	[goats bleating]
1661	01:20:41,962	01:20:44,047	[screaming]	[screaming]
1662	01:20:44,130	01:20:45,841	Make it stop!	Make it stop!
1663	01:20:45,924	01:20:49,386	Creepy goat eyes bore hole in my soul.	Creepy goat eyes bore hole in my soul.
1664	01:20:49,469	01:20:51,471	Make it stop!	Make it stop!
1665	01:20:51,555	01:20:54,850	-What is even happening? -They've gone full goat.	-What is even happening? -They've gone full goat.
1666	01:20:54,933	01:20:57,102	[cackling]	[cackling]
1667	01:20:58,228	01:21:01,273	No one can withstand the full goat.	No one can withstand the full goat.
1668	01:21:01,356	01:21:03,441	-Wait, where's-- -Laddie.	-Wait, where's-- -Laddie.
1669	01:21:03,942	01:21:05,527	[Elliot] Peanutbutter?	[Elliot] Peanutbutter?
1670	01:21:06,152	01:21:08,530	-[DJ grunting] -What are you doing here, boy?	-[DJ grunting] -What are you doing here, boy?
1671	01:21:08,613	01:21:11,366	I thought for sure you'd be working for Santa by now.	I thought for sure you'd be working for Santa by now.
1672	01:21:11,449	01:21:13,535	[chuckles] And I'd thought you'd be a horse burger.	[chuckles] And I'd thought you'd be a horse burger.
1673	01:21:13,618	01:21:17,163	Hold your tongue. A miniature horse is nobody's burger.	Hold your tongue. A miniature horse is nobody's burger.
1674	01:21:17,247	01:21:19,124	-[Ludzinka grunting] -But I'm glad you're back.	-[Ludzinka grunting] -But I'm glad you're back.
1675	01:21:19,207	01:21:23,128	The place hasn't been the same without you and your cloven-hoofed ninny.	The place hasn't been the same without you and your cloven-hoofed ninny.
1676	01:21:23,211	01:21:26,214	Now, tell me all about your North Pole adventure.	Now, tell me all about your North Pole adventure.
1677	01:21:27,382	01:21:29,050	[Ludzinka sobbing]	[Ludzinka sobbing]
1678	01:21:29,134	01:21:30,594	No more of the goats.	No more of the goats.
1679	01:21:30,677	01:21:34,014	I go anywhere you like. Just no more goats.	I go anywhere you like. Just no more goats.
1680	01:21:34,097	01:21:36,349	Can you believe she's wanted in three states?	Can you believe she's wanted in three states?
1681	01:21:36,641	01:21:39,102	Who knows how many animals you saved tonight?	Who knows how many animals you saved tonight?
1682	01:21:39,185	01:21:41,187	[Santa] Ho, ho, ho!	[Santa] Ho, ho, ho!
1683	01:21:48,486	01:21:51,031	[chuckles] You did it, Sasha! You won!	[chuckles] You did it, Sasha! You won!
1684	01:21:52,198	01:21:54,451	We didn't expect to see you tonight, Santa.	We didn't expect to see you tonight, Santa.
1685	01:21:55,035	01:21:59,456	Yes, well, it seems we still have an opening on the team.	Yes, well, it seems we still have an opening on the team.
1686	01:21:59,831	01:22:01,207	I don't get what you mean.	I don't get what you mean.
1687	01:22:03,710	01:22:06,296	Dad? What's going on?	Dad? What's going on?
1688	01:22:06,713	01:22:08,965	It appears you weren't the only one	It appears you weren't the only one
1689	01:22:09,049	01:22:12,552	Lemondrop had been supplying extra cookies to, DJ.	Lemondrop had been supplying extra cookies to, DJ.
1690	01:22:13,345	01:22:16,431	-What? -The thing is, Junior,	-What? -The thing is, Junior,
1691	01:22:16,514	01:22:21,186	a fear of flying actually runs in the family.	a fear of flying actually runs in the family.
1692	01:22:21,269	01:22:24,105	Donner admitted everything after you left.	Donner admitted everything after you left.
1693	01:22:25,190	01:22:27,692	I'm sorry, son... for everything.	I'm sorry, son... for everything.
1694	01:22:27,776	01:22:30,570	I hope you can forgive me.	I hope you can forgive me.
1695	01:22:35,742	01:22:38,495	Uh, you wanna check out my stall?	Uh, you wanna check out my stall?
1696	01:22:39,871	01:22:41,456	It's got a pretty good view.	It's got a pretty good view.
1697	01:22:46,169	01:22:47,796	So, Elliot...	So, Elliot...
1698	01:22:48,046	01:22:51,800	-Oh, laddie, this is it. -Oh, my gosh, it's really happening.	-Oh, laddie, this is it. -Oh, my gosh, it's really happening.
1699	01:22:51,883	01:22:55,303	-[gasps] Oh, I'm getting all teary eyed. -Zip it. Both of you.	-[gasps] Oh, I'm getting all teary eyed. -Zip it. Both of you.
1700	01:22:55,387	01:22:56,846	You're ruining his big moment.	You're ruining his big moment.
1701	01:22:56,930	01:22:58,181	Shh, guys!	Shh, guys!
1702	01:22:59,516	01:23:01,768	You were saying, Santa?	You were saying, Santa?
1703	01:23:01,851	01:23:05,689	Uh, my team and I were hoping you were still interested in the position.	Uh, my team and I were hoping you were still interested in the position.
1704	01:23:05,772	01:23:08,316	-[both] Really? -Really.	-[both] Really? -Really.
1705	01:23:08,400	01:23:11,528	Mmm. I don't know. I've got a lot of responsibilities here.	Mmm. I don't know. I've got a lot of responsibilities here.
1706	01:23:13,196	01:23:15,365	These goats won't herd themselves.	These goats won't herd themselves.
1707	01:23:15,448	01:23:17,784	Laddie. Are you having a go?	Laddie. Are you having a go?
1708	01:23:28,378	01:23:30,255	Merry Christmas to all!	Merry Christmas to all!
1709	01:23:35,385	01:23:37,220	And to all a good night.	And to all a good night.
1710	01:23:38,096	01:23:39,180	Bye, Elliot!	Bye, Elliot!
1711	01:23:39,264	01:23:41,182	Have a great flight!	Have a great flight!
1712	01:23:41,266	01:23:42,642	Goodbye, laddie!	Goodbye, laddie!
1713	01:23:43,435	01:23:44,811	[camera shutter clicks]	[camera shutter clicks]
1714	01:23:44,894	01:23:46,688	Now that's a story.	Now that's a story.
1715	01:23:46,771	01:23:48,189	Everybody loves an underdog...	Everybody loves an underdog...
1716	01:23:48,273	01:23:50,316	or horse, I guess, in this case.	or horse, I guess, in this case.
1717	01:23:50,400	01:23:53,403	I mean it. People are gonna really respond to this.	I mean it. People are gonna really respond to this.
1718	01:23:53,820	01:23:56,072	You might want to think about sprucing this place up.	You might want to think about sprucing this place up.
1719	01:23:56,156	01:23:57,282	[Walter] Oh, yeah?	[Walter] Oh, yeah?
1720	01:23:57,365	01:24:00,160	the Witty Bitty is gonna get pretty popular.	the Witty Bitty is gonna get pretty popular.
1720	01:23:57,365	01:24:00,160	the Witty Bitty is gonna get pretty popular.	the Witty Bitty is gonna get pretty popular.