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1	00:00:28,536	00:00:29,616	PAPA ELF: Oh, hello.	PAPA ELF: Oh, hello.
2	00:00:29,816	00:00:33,296	You're probably here about the story.	You're probably here about the story.
3	00:00:34,136	00:00:38,376	Elves love to tell stories. I'll bet you didn't know that about elves.	Elves love to tell stories. I'll bet you didn't know that about elves.
4	00:00:38,576	00:00:43,016	There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves.	There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves.
5	00:00:43,456	00:00:48,256	Another interesting elfism:	Another interesting elfism:
6	00:00:48,456	00:00:52,976	There are only three jobs available to an elf.	There are only three jobs available to an elf.
7	00:00:53,176	00:00:58,016	The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.	The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.
8	00:00:58,216	00:01:01,416	Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.	Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
9	00:01:01,576	00:01:03,816	You can bake cookies in a tree.	You can bake cookies in a tree.
10	00:01:04,016	00:01:07,376	As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree...	As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree...
11	00:01:07,536	00:01:09,456	...during the dry season.	...during the dry season.
12	00:01:09,616	00:01:11,056	I wanna make shoes!	I wanna make shoes!
13	00:01:11,216	00:01:12,376	But the third job...	But the third job...
14	00:01:12,536	00:01:16,416	...some call it the show, or the big dance.	...some call it the show, or the big dance.
15	00:01:16,616	00:01:19,696	It's the profession that every elf aspires to.	It's the profession that every elf aspires to.
16	00:01:19,856	00:01:23,856	And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.	And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.
17	00:01:24,016	00:01:26,896	Only two weeks left till Christmas.	Only two weeks left till Christmas.
18	00:01:27,056	00:01:29,457	It's a job only an elf can do.	It's a job only an elf can do.
19	00:01:29,617	00:01:32,497	Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds...	Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds...
20	00:01:33,217	00:01:35,057	...are perfect for toy building.	...are perfect for toy building.
21	00:01:35,257	00:01:38,097	They tried using gnomes and trolls...	They tried using gnomes and trolls...
22	00:01:38,297	00:01:39,897	...but the gnomes drank too much.	...but the gnomes drank too much.
23	00:01:40,097	00:01:42,177	[GNOME BELCHES]	[GNOME BELCHES]
24	00:01:42,377	00:01:44,617	And the trolls weren't toilet trained.	And the trolls weren't toilet trained.
25	00:01:44,777	00:01:45,777	[TROLL FARTS]	[TROLL FARTS]
26	00:01:45,977	00:01:50,657	No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop.	No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop.
27	00:01:50,857	00:01:53,057	That is, until about 30 years ago.	That is, until about 30 years ago.
28	00:01:53,217	00:01:58,297	And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins.	And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins.
29	00:02:30,857	00:02:32,337	[YELPS]	[YELPS]
30	00:02:35,017	00:02:36,337	[YELPS]	[YELPS]
31	00:03:13,257	00:03:14,577	Oh.	Oh.
32	00:03:15,057	00:03:17,537	Wowee! Wow.	Wowee! Wow.
33	00:03:25,017	00:03:26,497	[YELPING]	[YELPING]
34	00:03:43,097	00:03:44,097	[SHRIEKS]	[SHRIEKS]
35	00:03:45,337	00:03:49,897	What a blessing you are. What a blessing you are.	What a blessing you are. What a blessing you are.
36	00:03:50,657	00:03:52,097	Here we are.	Here we are.
37	00:03:52,257	00:03:55,977	We're just going to make you feel so comfortable.	We're just going to make you feel so comfortable.
38	00:03:56,137	00:04:00,057	There we are. There you are.	There we are. There you are.
39	00:04:00,217	00:04:02,817	It's time to go to sleep.	It's time to go to sleep.
40	00:04:03,737	00:04:06,777	Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home.	Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home.
41	00:04:13,697	00:04:16,177	Merry Christmas, my angel.	Merry Christmas, my angel.
42	00:04:24,538	00:04:26,538	[METAL CREAKS, DIRT SPRINKLES]	[METAL CREAKS, DIRT SPRINKLES]
43	00:04:44,378	00:04:45,898	SANTA: Mmm.	SANTA: Mmm.
44	00:05:16,058	00:05:18,058	[ELVES CHEERING]	[ELVES CHEERING]
45	00:05:25,098	00:05:28,138	SANTA: All right, all right.	SANTA: All right, all right.
46	00:05:28,298	00:05:31,098	We've had another very successful year.	We've had another very successful year.
47	00:05:33,498	00:05:35,338	So after all that hard work...	So after all that hard work...
48	00:05:35,538	00:05:39,738	...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.	...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.
49	00:05:49,378	00:05:52,938	What in the name of Sam Hill is that?	What in the name of Sam Hill is that?
50	00:06:05,178	00:06:07,538	ELF: "Little Buddy Diapers."	ELF: "Little Buddy Diapers."
51	00:06:07,738	00:06:09,898	His name is Buddy. He must have...	His name is Buddy. He must have...
52	00:06:10,058	00:06:12,058	Snuck into your sack at the orphanage.	Snuck into your sack at the orphanage.
53	00:06:12,218	00:06:13,458	What do we do?	What do we do?
54	00:06:13,658	00:06:16,138	So Santa had a decision to make.	So Santa had a decision to make.
55	00:06:16,298	00:06:19,538	Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover.	Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover.
56	00:06:19,698	00:06:22,858	So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child...	So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child...
57	00:06:23,018	00:06:25,978	...but had been so committed to building toys...	...but had been so committed to building toys...
58	00:06:26,178	00:06:29,178	...well, he'd forgotten to settle down.	...well, he'd forgotten to settle down.
59	00:06:29,378	00:06:30,418	Santa.	Santa.
60	00:06:30,578	00:06:33,338	Yes. Yes, I raised Buddy.	Yes. Yes, I raised Buddy.
61	00:06:33,498	00:06:36,098	I was his adopted father.	I was his adopted father.
62	00:06:36,298	00:06:38,258	Though Buddy grew twice as fast...	Though Buddy grew twice as fast...
63	00:06:38,418	00:06:42,618	...he wasn't any different from the other children.	...he wasn't any different from the other children.
64	00:06:43,338	00:06:45,178	Not too fast, Buddy.	Not too fast, Buddy.
65	00:06:45,338	00:06:47,298	I mean, not really.	I mean, not really.
66	00:06:47,458	00:06:51,178	Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors...	Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors...
67	00:06:51,338	00:06:54,138	...let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?	...let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?
68	00:06:54,298	00:06:55,338	Number one.	Number one.
69	00:06:55,538	00:06:57,978	ALL: Treat every day like Christmas.	ALL: Treat every day like Christmas.
70	00:06:58,138	00:06:59,378	TEACHER: Number two.	TEACHER: Number two.
71	00:06:59,578	00:07:02,858	ALL: There's room for everyone on the nice list.	ALL: There's room for everyone on the nice list.
72	00:07:03,018	00:07:04,778	TEACHER: Number three.	TEACHER: Number three.
73	00:07:04,938	00:07:11,458	ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.	ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
74	00:07:12,218	00:07:17,139	And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice.	And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice.
75	00:07:17,339	00:07:18,779	Never been in this room before.	Never been in this room before.
76	00:07:18,979	00:07:21,779	Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training.	Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training.
77	00:07:23,059	00:07:24,059	[BUDDY GASPS]	[BUDDY GASPS]
78	00:07:24,219	00:07:26,659	Santa's sleigh.	Santa's sleigh.
79	00:07:26,859	00:07:28,579	You're gonna help me make it fly.	You're gonna help me make it fly.
80	00:07:31,579	00:07:33,819	I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly.	I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly.
81	00:07:33,979	00:07:36,059	PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from?	PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from?
82	00:07:36,579	00:07:37,779	Christmas spirit.	Christmas spirit.
83	00:07:37,939	00:07:40,219	Everybody knows that.	Everybody knows that.
84	00:07:40,939	00:07:43,499	Well, as silly as it sounds...	Well, as silly as it sounds...
85	00:07:43,659	00:07:46,339	...a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus.	...a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus.
86	00:07:46,739	00:07:48,539	What?	What?
87	00:07:49,379	00:07:52,099	Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?	Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?
88	00:07:52,299	00:07:55,619	Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it.	Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it.
89	00:07:55,779	00:07:58,059	That's... That's ridiculous.	That's... That's ridiculous.
90	00:07:58,259	00:08:00,499	I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night.	I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night.
91	00:08:00,659	00:08:03,939	What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?	What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?
92	00:08:04,099	00:08:05,419	Yeah, I know. I know.	Yeah, I know. I know.
93	00:08:05,579	00:08:08,939	And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus.	And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus.
94	00:08:09,099	00:08:11,499	I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands.	I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands.
95	00:08:11,699	00:08:12,699	Oh.	Oh.
96	00:08:12,859	00:08:16,179	I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is.	I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is.
97	00:08:16,939	00:08:18,299	That's shocking.	That's shocking.
98	00:08:18,499	00:08:22,859	That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s.	That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s.
99	00:08:23,019	00:08:25,099	[ENGINE POWERING UP]	[ENGINE POWERING UP]
100	00:08:26,779	00:08:28,099	BUDDY: What is it?	BUDDY: What is it?
101	00:08:28,299	00:08:30,219	It's a Kringle 3000.	It's a Kringle 3000.
102	00:08:30,419	00:08:33,619	Eighty-five hundred reindeer-power jet turbine engine.	Eighty-five hundred reindeer-power jet turbine engine.
103	00:08:33,779	00:08:38,099	Without it, the sleigh couldn't get more than a few feet off the ground.	Without it, the sleigh couldn't get more than a few feet off the ground.
104	00:08:40,779	00:08:43,819	Well, looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler.	Well, looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler.
105	00:08:44,419	00:08:46,099	You wanna give me a hand with that?	You wanna give me a hand with that?
106	00:08:46,259	00:08:47,859	You want me to help?	You want me to help?
107	00:08:49,099	00:08:52,539	As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends...	As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends...
108	00:08:52,739	00:08:58,139	...there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world.	...there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world.
109	00:09:19,139	00:09:20,859	Hey, Ming Ming.	Hey, Ming Ming.
110	00:09:21,059	00:09:22,339	Um...	Um...
111	00:09:23,179	00:09:26,659	I'm gonna be a little bit short on today's quota.	I'm gonna be a little bit short on today's quota.
112	00:09:26,859	00:09:28,139	It's all right, Buddy.	It's all right, Buddy.
113	00:09:28,299	00:09:31,179	Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished?	Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished?
114	00:09:32,779	00:09:34,699	Come on, Buddy, how many?	Come on, Buddy, how many?
115	00:09:36,019	00:09:39,419	I made 85.	I made 85.
116	00:09:45,459	00:09:47,059	Eighty-five.	Eighty-five.
117	00:09:48,579	00:09:49,619	That puts you...	That puts you...
118	00:09:51,379	00:09:52,739	...915 off the pace.	...915 off the pace.
119	00:09:52,899	00:09:53,939	ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad.	ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad.
120	00:09:54,099	00:09:55,499	Why don't you just say it?	Why don't you just say it?
121	00:09:55,659	00:09:57,899	I'm the worst toy maker in the world.	I'm the worst toy maker in the world.
122	00:09:58,099	00:09:59,819	I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.	I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
123	00:10:00,019	00:10:01,499	[ALL GASP]	[ALL GASP]
124	00:10:01,659	00:10:04,259	No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins.	No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
125	00:10:04,419	00:10:06,539	We all just have different talents, that's all.	We all just have different talents, that's all.
126	00:10:06,699	00:10:09,499	Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me.	Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me.
127	00:10:09,659	00:10:12,380	You have lots of talents.	You have lots of talents.
128	00:10:12,540	00:10:16,460	Special talents, in fact, like... Special talents?	Special talents, in fact, like... Special talents?
129	00:10:16,660	00:10:18,940	ELF 2: You changed the batteries in the smoke detector.	ELF 2: You changed the batteries in the smoke detector.
130	00:10:19,100	00:10:20,540	You sure did. Triple A's.	You sure did. Triple A's.
131	00:10:20,740	00:10:24,140	And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he?	And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he?
132	00:10:24,300	00:10:26,580	ELF 3: And you're the only baritone in the elf choir.	ELF 3: And you're the only baritone in the elf choir.
133	00:10:26,780	00:10:28,460	You bring us down a whole octave.	You bring us down a whole octave.
134	00:10:28,660	00:10:30,580	In a good way.	In a good way.
135	00:10:31,060	00:10:33,540	See, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins.	See, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
136	00:10:33,700	00:10:36,700	You're just special.	You're just special.
137	00:10:38,900	00:10:43,380	And so Buddy was sent where the special elves work.	And so Buddy was sent where the special elves work.
138	00:10:43,540	00:10:45,340	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]
139	00:10:52,060	00:10:54,060	[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]	[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
140	00:10:57,020	00:10:58,940	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY GASPS]
141	00:10:59,100	00:11:00,580	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
142	00:11:05,700	00:11:07,700	[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]	[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
143	00:11:16,820	00:11:18,620	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS]	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS]
144	00:11:20,940	00:11:22,300	MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom.	MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom.
145	00:11:22,460	00:11:26,260	I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches?	I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches?
146	00:11:26,420	00:11:28,100	-No problem. -I appreciate it.	-No problem. -I appreciate it.
147	00:11:28,260	00:11:29,460	Buddy is killing me.	Buddy is killing me.
148	00:11:29,620	00:11:32,660	I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.	I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.
149	00:11:32,860	00:11:35,660	Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing.	Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing.
150	00:11:35,860	00:11:38,580	MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise.	MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise.
151	00:11:38,780	00:11:41,580	Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now...	Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now...
152	00:11:41,780	00:11:43,900	...I don't think he ever will.	...I don't think he ever will.
153	00:11:48,500	00:11:50,781	FOOM FOOM: If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now...	FOOM FOOM: If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now...
154	00:11:50,940	00:11:52,300	...I don't think he ever will.	...I don't think he ever will.
155	00:11:54,220	00:11:56,180	I think they're too small.	I think they're too small.
156	00:11:59,020	00:12:02,100	MING MING: You're just special.	MING MING: You're just special.
157	00:12:04,980	00:12:06,820	[SNORING]	[SNORING]
158	00:12:08,620	00:12:10,700	[BUDDY SINGING DEEP NOTE]	[BUDDY SINGING DEEP NOTE]
159	00:12:10,900	00:12:12,980	[SHOES SQUEAKING]	[SHOES SQUEAKING]
160	00:12:13,180	00:12:15,180	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHING]	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHING]
161	00:12:20,740	00:12:23,540	You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?	You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?
162	00:12:23,740	00:12:26,740	I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water.	I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water.
163	00:12:26,900	00:12:28,220	[SCREAMS]	[SCREAMS]
164	00:12:30,060	00:12:31,140	Buddy.	Buddy.
165	00:12:32,700	00:12:34,700	[GRUNTS, GROANS]	[GRUNTS, GROANS]
166	00:12:51,100	00:12:52,260	[KNOCKING ON DOOR]	[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
167	00:12:52,420	00:12:54,540	PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay?	PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay?
168	00:12:55,180	00:12:56,500	I'm sorry, Papa.	I'm sorry, Papa.
169	00:12:56,660	00:12:58,940	Just need some alone time.	Just need some alone time.
170	00:12:59,100	00:13:01,700	Buddy, I think we have to talk.	Buddy, I think we have to talk.
171	00:13:02,740	00:13:07,541	Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you.	Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you.
172	00:13:08,061	00:13:12,821	You probably should've found out a long... A long time ago.	You probably should've found out a long... A long time ago.
173	00:13:12,981	00:13:15,781	PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father...	PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father...
174	00:13:15,941	00:13:18,381	...had fallen in love when he was very young...	...had fallen in love when he was very young...
175	00:13:18,581	00:13:21,101	...with a beautiful girl named Susan Welles...	...with a beautiful girl named Susan Welles...
176	00:13:21,301	00:13:25,381	...and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother.	...and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother.
177	00:13:25,541	00:13:27,781	And how she had later passed away.	And how she had later passed away.
178	00:13:27,941	00:13:31,341	I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born.	I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born.
179	00:13:31,981	00:13:34,821	And most importantly, I told him where his father was.	And most importantly, I told him where his father was.
180	00:13:35,021	00:13:38,141	In a magical land called New York City.	In a magical land called New York City.
181	00:13:38,301	00:13:40,021	My dad works there?	My dad works there?
182	00:13:40,181	00:13:42,221	Empire State Building.	Empire State Building.
183	00:13:47,861	00:13:49,781	Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?	Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?
184	00:13:49,941	00:13:52,181	BUDDY: Not now, arctic puffin.	BUDDY: Not now, arctic puffin.
185	00:13:54,101	00:13:56,221	-Hello, Buddy. -Oh.	-Hello, Buddy. -Oh.
186	00:13:56,421	00:13:57,421	Hi, Leon.	Hi, Leon.
187	00:13:57,621	00:13:59,101	Why the long face, partner?	Why the long face, partner?
188	00:13:59,301	00:14:02,261	It seems I'm... I'm not an elf.	It seems I'm... I'm not an elf.
189	00:14:02,461	00:14:06,501	Of course you're not. You're 6-foot-3 and had a beard since you were 15.	Of course you're not. You're 6-foot-3 and had a beard since you were 15.
190	00:14:06,661	00:14:10,901	Papa says my real father lives in a magical place far away.	Papa says my real father lives in a magical place far away.
191	00:14:11,101	00:14:12,181	I don't know what to do.	I don't know what to do.
192	00:14:12,341	00:14:13,661	At least you have a daddy.	At least you have a daddy.
193	00:14:13,821	00:14:17,621	I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold.	I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold.
194	00:14:17,781	00:14:20,301	But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole.	But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole.
195	00:14:20,461	00:14:22,781	Buddy, I've been around the world many times...	Buddy, I've been around the world many times...
196	00:14:22,981	00:14:25,301	...when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud.	...when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud.
197	00:14:25,461	00:14:28,421	It's a wonderful place filled with wondrous creatures.	It's a wonderful place filled with wondrous creatures.
198	00:14:28,621	00:14:31,781	Except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow.	Except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow.
199	00:14:31,941	00:14:33,141	Oh, I know that.	Oh, I know that.
200	00:14:33,301	00:14:34,461	All I'm saying is...	All I'm saying is...
201	00:14:34,661	00:14:38,741	...this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are.	...this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are.
202	00:14:42,821	00:14:47,421	SANTA: So I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city.	SANTA: So I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city.
203	00:14:47,581	00:14:50,821	Yep. Kind of nervous.	Yep. Kind of nervous.
204	00:14:50,981	00:14:52,821	Leon says New York is pretty different.	Leon says New York is pretty different.
205	00:14:53,021	00:14:54,861	Oh, don't pay attention to Leon.	Oh, don't pay attention to Leon.
206	00:14:55,061	00:14:58,021	He's never been anywhere. He doesn't have any feet.	He's never been anywhere. He doesn't have any feet.
207	00:14:58,221	00:15:00,221	I've been to New York thousands of times.	I've been to New York thousands of times.
208	00:15:00,381	00:15:02,781	Really? What's it like?	Really? What's it like?
209	00:15:02,981	00:15:05,221	Well, there are some things you should know.	Well, there are some things you should know.
210	00:15:05,381	00:15:08,901	First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there.	First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there.
211	00:15:09,061	00:15:10,701	-It's not free candy. -Oh.	-It's not free candy. -Oh.
212	00:15:10,901	00:15:15,181	Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas.	Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas.
213	00:15:15,341	00:15:18,701	They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11th.	They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on 11th.
214	00:15:18,861	00:15:22,141	And if you see a sign that says "peep show"...	And if you see a sign that says "peep show"...
215	00:15:22,341	00:15:26,741	...that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.	...that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.
216	00:15:26,901	00:15:28,061	Can't wait to see my dad.	Can't wait to see my dad.
217	00:15:28,261	00:15:31,301	We're gonna go ice-skating and eat sugarplums.	We're gonna go ice-skating and eat sugarplums.
218	00:15:32,341	00:15:35,461	That's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about.	That's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about.
219	00:15:36,301	00:15:41,381	You know, Buddy, your father...	You know, Buddy, your father...
220	00:15:42,181	00:15:44,661	...well, he's on the naughty list.	...well, he's on the naughty list.
221	00:15:45,581	00:15:48,101	No!	No!
222	00:15:50,381	00:15:54,061	WOMAN: You're taking the books back?	WOMAN: You're taking the books back?
223	00:15:55,221	00:15:59,021	See, I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to make me feel bad...	See, I see what you're trying to do here. You're trying to make me feel bad...
224	00:15:59,181	00:16:01,982	...when in actuality you're the one that missed the payments.	...when in actuality you're the one that missed the payments.
225	00:16:02,142	00:16:05,582	But the children love the books.	But the children love the books.
226	00:16:05,742	00:16:06,942	I know that.	I know that.
227	00:16:07,102	00:16:10,822	You know, I'm the one that ran the focus groups, but I like hearing that.	You know, I'm the one that ran the focus groups, but I like hearing that.
228	00:16:10,982	00:16:16,262	SANTA: Listen, some people, they just lose sight of what's important in life.	SANTA: Listen, some people, they just lose sight of what's important in life.
229	00:16:16,422	00:16:21,222	That doesn't mean they can't find their way again. Huh?	That doesn't mean they can't find their way again. Huh?
230	00:16:21,382	00:16:24,902	Maybe all they need is just a little Christmas spirit.	Maybe all they need is just a little Christmas spirit.
231	00:16:25,102	00:16:27,102	[ELVES CHEERING]	[ELVES CHEERING]
232	00:16:28,022	00:16:30,182	Well, I'm good at that.	Well, I'm good at that.
233	00:16:30,342	00:16:32,582	I know you are.	I know you are.
234	00:16:45,342	00:16:49,742	PAPA ELF: I'll always be here for you.	PAPA ELF: I'll always be here for you.
235	00:16:56,982	00:16:59,782	Now go.	Now go.
236	00:16:59,982	00:17:01,062	Get.	Get.
237	00:17:12,542	00:17:13,582	Bye, guys.	Bye, guys.
238	00:17:14,102	00:17:15,342	-Bye, Buddy. -Bye, Buddy.	-Bye, Buddy. -Bye, Buddy.
239	00:17:15,502	00:17:18,742	-Take care. -Bye-bye.	-Take care. -Bye-bye.
240	00:17:20,142	00:17:21,822	Bye-bye.	Bye-bye.
241	00:17:21,982	00:17:23,502	Bye-bye, Buddy.	Bye-bye, Buddy.
242	00:17:23,702	00:17:25,142	[WALRUS SOBBING]	[WALRUS SOBBING]
243	00:17:25,302	00:17:26,982	There, there.	There, there.
244	00:17:29,342	00:17:31,822	[PUFFIN GASPS, SHRIEKS]	[PUFFIN GASPS, SHRIEKS]
245	00:17:36,262	00:17:38,662	Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.	Bye, Buddy. Hope you find your dad.
246	00:17:38,822	00:17:40,262	Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.	Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
247	00:17:41,422	00:17:42,902	Bye.	Bye.
248	00:18:33,902	00:18:35,982	Hey. What's your name?	Hey. What's your name?
249	00:18:36,822	00:18:38,662	My name's Buddy.	My name's Buddy.
250	00:18:41,862	00:18:42,902	[GASPS]	[GASPS]
251	00:18:46,182	00:18:47,862	Does someone need a hug?	Does someone need a hug?
252	00:18:52,302	00:18:53,542	[YELLING]	[YELLING]
253	00:18:53,702	00:18:57,303	Nice raccoon! I just wanted a hug.	Nice raccoon! I just wanted a hug.
254	00:19:38,543	00:19:41,423	Hi. Hello.	Hi. Hello.
255	00:19:41,583	00:19:43,583	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
256	00:19:48,383	00:19:51,623	Thank you. Thank you.	Thank you. Thank you.
257	00:19:58,903	00:20:02,303	You did it! Congratulations.	You did it! Congratulations.
258	00:20:02,463	00:20:04,503	World's best cup of coffee.	World's best cup of coffee.
259	00:20:04,703	00:20:06,623	Great job, everybody.	Great job, everybody.
260	00:20:06,823	00:20:09,383	It's great to meet you.	It's great to meet you.
261	00:20:09,583	00:20:10,983	Hi.	Hi.
262	00:20:16,143	00:20:18,143	[HORN HONKING]	[HORN HONKING]
263	00:20:22,343	00:20:24,623	Santa! Sant...	Santa! Sant...
264	00:20:24,783	00:20:26,703	Nope. Not Santa.	Nope. Not Santa.
265	00:20:26,863	00:20:29,423	Thank you. Thank you.	Thank you. Thank you.
266	00:20:53,903	00:20:55,903	[YELLING]	[YELLING]
267	00:21:17,623	00:21:19,063	Thank you.	Thank you.
268	00:21:19,223	00:21:20,823	No. No. All right?	No. No. All right?
269	00:21:21,023	00:21:22,663	Get out of here. Get out of here.	Get out of here. Get out of here.
270	00:21:43,783	00:21:44,903	[ELEVATOR DINGS]	[ELEVATOR DINGS]
271	00:21:53,944	00:21:55,584	[ELEVATOR DINGS]	[ELEVATOR DINGS]
272	00:21:57,944	00:22:00,144	-Hello. -Hey.	-Hello. -Hey.
273	00:22:00,664	00:22:01,944	Ooh.	Ooh.
274	00:22:04,704	00:22:05,704	[BUDDY GASPS]	[BUDDY GASPS]
275	00:22:05,864	00:22:07,944	Beautiful.	Beautiful.
276	00:22:19,184	00:22:20,624	Looks like a Christmas tree.	Looks like a Christmas tree.
277	00:22:22,624	00:22:26,544	A reprint. You know how much that's gonna cost?	A reprint. You know how much that's gonna cost?
278	00:22:26,704	00:22:29,584	Two whole pages are missing. The story doesn't make any sense.	Two whole pages are missing. The story doesn't make any sense.
279	00:22:29,744	00:22:33,064	You think some kid's gonna notice two pages? All they do is look at pictures.	You think some kid's gonna notice two pages? All they do is look at pictures.
280	00:22:33,264	00:22:35,624	[ELEVATOR DINGS, BUDDY GASPS]	[ELEVATOR DINGS, BUDDY GASPS]
281	00:22:36,304	00:22:39,584	Sorry I can't ride the rest of the way, but this is where my dad works.	Sorry I can't ride the rest of the way, but this is where my dad works.
282	00:22:39,744	00:22:41,984	Have a good day. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.	Have a good day. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.
283	00:22:42,144	00:22:44,904	I don't know, Connie. I've never declawed kittens before.	I don't know, Connie. I've never declawed kittens before.
284	00:22:45,104	00:22:48,624	How many? Eight?	How many? Eight?
285	00:22:48,824	00:22:50,584	I don't know if I'm gonna have time.	I don't know if I'm gonna have time.
286	00:22:50,784	00:22:54,344	All right, just bring them by the camper this weekend. I'll see what I can do.	All right, just bring them by the camper this weekend. I'll see what I can do.
287	00:22:54,544	00:22:57,744	I'm not gonna charge you, bring them by and I'll see what I can do.	I'm not gonna charge you, bring them by and I'll see what I can do.
288	00:22:57,904	00:23:02,344	Excuse me. I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs.	Excuse me. I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs.
289	00:23:02,544	00:23:03,824	I'm Buddy the elf.	I'm Buddy the elf.
290	00:23:03,984	00:23:06,024	You look hilarious.	You look hilarious.
291	00:23:06,224	00:23:08,304	-Who sent you? -Papa Elf.	-Who sent you? -Papa Elf.
292	00:23:08,504	00:23:10,944	-Papa Elf? -Mm-hm. From the North Pole.	-Papa Elf? -Mm-hm. From the North Pole.
293	00:23:11,144	00:23:12,864	-From the North Pole? -Yes.	-From the North Pole? -Yes.
294	00:23:13,064	00:23:15,344	-So you really think we should ship them? -No.	-So you really think we should ship them? -No.
295	00:23:15,504	00:23:19,344	I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand...	I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand...
296	00:23:19,504	00:23:21,784	...what happened to a puppy and a frigging pigeon.	...what happened to a puppy and a frigging pigeon.
297	00:23:21,984	00:23:22,984	Ship them.	Ship them.
298	00:23:23,144	00:23:24,984	[PHONE RINGS]	[PHONE RINGS]
299	00:23:25,384	00:23:27,024	-Yeah? SECRETARY: Mr. Hobbs?	-Yeah? SECRETARY: Mr. Hobbs?
300	00:23:27,184	00:23:29,144	-It's me on the intercom. -Go ahead.	-It's me on the intercom. -Go ahead.
301	00:23:29,304	00:23:31,664	Yeah, I think someone sent you a Christmas-gram.	Yeah, I think someone sent you a Christmas-gram.
302	00:23:33,464	00:23:35,144	Dad!	Dad!
303	00:23:38,504	00:23:41,104	All right, let's get it over with.	All right, let's get it over with.
304	00:23:41,864	00:23:44,024	I walked all day and night to find you.	I walked all day and night to find you.
305	00:23:44,744	00:23:46,944	You look like you came from the North Pole.	You look like you came from the North Pole.
306	00:23:47,104	00:23:49,544	That's exactly where I came from.	That's exactly where I came from.
307	00:23:49,704	00:23:51,304	Santa must have called you.	Santa must have called you.
308	00:23:51,504	00:23:54,144	Oh, yeah, sure, he just got off the cell phone with me.	Oh, yeah, sure, he just got off the cell phone with me.
309	00:23:54,344	00:23:55,904	He did?	He did?
310	00:23:56,104	00:23:58,664	-So go on. -Go on with what?	-So go on. -Go on with what?
311	00:23:58,824	00:24:02,104	Are you gonna sing a song or something? Or can I just go back to work?	Are you gonna sing a song or something? Or can I just go back to work?
312	00:24:02,264	00:24:04,064	A song?	A song?
313	00:24:04,504	00:24:05,504	Uh...	Uh...
314	00:24:05,664	00:24:08,304	Yeah. Anything for you, Dad.	Yeah. Anything for you, Dad.
315	00:24:10,904	00:24:15,864	I'm here with my dad	I'm here with my dad
316	00:24:16,024	00:24:17,304	And we never met	And we never met
317	00:24:17,504	00:24:20,584	And he wants me to sing him a song	And he wants me to sing him a song
318	00:24:20,784	00:24:23,184	And I was adopted	And I was adopted
319	00:24:23,384	00:24:25,024	But you didn't know I was born	But you didn't know I was born
320	00:24:25,184	00:24:27,304	So I'm here now	So I'm here now
321	00:24:27,504	00:24:29,264	I found you, Daddy	I found you, Daddy
322	00:24:29,744	00:24:30,824	And guess what	And guess what
323	00:24:30,984	00:24:34,824	I love you, I love you, I love you	I love you, I love you, I love you
324	00:24:36,464	00:24:38,704	Well, that was weird.	Well, that was weird.
325	00:24:39,784	00:24:43,864	Usually you guys just, you know, put my name into "Jingle Bells" or something.	Usually you guys just, you know, put my name into "Jingle Bells" or something.
326	00:24:44,064	00:24:46,745	It's me, your son. Susan Welles had me.	It's me, your son. Susan Welles had me.
327	00:24:46,945	00:24:49,345	And she didn't tell you. And...	And she didn't tell you. And...
328	00:24:49,505	00:24:51,585	But now I'm here. It's me, Buddy.	But now I'm here. It's me, Buddy.
329	00:24:51,785	00:24:54,705	Susan Welles. You said Susan Welles?	Susan Welles. You said Susan Welles?
330	00:24:54,905	00:24:56,265	Yes.	Yes.
331	00:24:57,105	00:24:58,425	Who sent this Christmas-gram?	Who sent this Christmas-gram?
332	00:24:58,625	00:25:01,185	What's a Christmas-gram? I want one.	What's a Christmas-gram? I want one.
333	00:25:01,825	00:25:04,105	-I think we should call Security. -Good idea.	-I think we should call Security. -Good idea.
334	00:25:04,265	00:25:05,985	[SOFTLY] I like to whisper too.	[SOFTLY] I like to whisper too.
335	00:25:06,945	00:25:08,705	It's okay. Walter's my father.	It's okay. Walter's my father.
336	00:25:08,865	00:25:10,665	Well, your dad's busy right now.	Well, your dad's busy right now.
337	00:25:10,825	00:25:12,105	Okay, I'll come back later.	Okay, I'll come back later.
338	00:25:12,305	00:25:14,625	Yeah, you're not gonna come back for a while, okay?	Yeah, you're not gonna come back for a while, okay?
339	00:25:14,785	00:25:17,225	-You're gonna go back to Santa land. -Okay.	-You're gonna go back to Santa land. -Okay.
340	00:25:17,425	00:25:19,985	Yeah, why don't you go back to Gimbels?	Yeah, why don't you go back to Gimbels?
341	00:25:38,145	00:25:40,945	Sorry. Sorry.	Sorry. Sorry.
342	00:25:53,225	00:25:54,705	Passion fruit spray?	Passion fruit spray?
343	00:25:54,865	00:25:57,705	Fruit spray? Sure.	Fruit spray? Sure.
344	00:25:59,785	00:26:01,785	[BUDDY YELLING]	[BUDDY YELLING]
345	00:26:14,465	00:26:15,625	Sorry.	Sorry.
346	00:26:19,025	00:26:20,545	Sorry.	Sorry.
347	00:26:24,985	00:26:26,665	Do you wanna go?	Do you wanna go?
348	00:26:39,705	00:26:41,225	[TOILET FLUSHES]	[TOILET FLUSHES]
349	00:26:41,385	00:26:43,625	Hey, have you seen these toilets?	Hey, have you seen these toilets?
350	00:26:43,785	00:26:45,745	They're ginormous.	They're ginormous.
351	00:26:53,305	00:26:54,425	MANAGER: Psst.	MANAGER: Psst.
352	00:26:55,065	00:26:56,385	Ahem.	Ahem.
353	00:26:56,545	00:26:58,545	Hey, come. Come here!	Hey, come. Come here!
354	00:26:58,745	00:27:01,265	BUDDY: Me? -Yes.	BUDDY: Me? -Yes.
355	00:27:04,545	00:27:07,185	What are you doing down there?	What are you doing down there?
356	00:27:07,345	00:27:09,385	You're not supposed to be down here.	You're not supposed to be down here.
357	00:27:09,585	00:27:11,625	You shop on your break. You don't come...	You shop on your break. You don't come...
358	00:27:11,785	00:27:13,585	-Get upstairs. -Okay, I didn't know.	-Get upstairs. -Okay, I didn't know.
359	00:27:13,745	00:27:15,025	Well, you should know.	Well, you should know.
360	00:27:15,225	00:27:16,385	-Are you mad at me? -No.	-Are you mad at me? -No.
361	00:27:16,545	00:27:18,545	-You sure? -Yes, I'm sure. Just do your job.	-You sure? -Yes, I'm sure. Just do your job.
362	00:27:18,705	00:27:20,145	Okay.	Okay.
363	00:27:20,345	00:27:22,545	Ah. Wow.	Ah. Wow.
364	00:27:22,705	00:27:23,785	What's this?	What's this?
365	00:27:23,945	00:27:25,265	MANAGER: This is the North Pole.	MANAGER: This is the North Pole.
366	00:27:25,425	00:27:26,585	BUDDY: No, it's not.	BUDDY: No, it's not.
367	00:27:26,745	00:27:28,105	-Yes, it is. -No, it's not.	-Yes, it is. -No, it's not.
368	00:27:28,265	00:27:31,345	-Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.	-Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.
369	00:27:31,505	00:27:34,225	-Yes, it is. -No, it's not. Where's the snow?	-Yes, it is. -No, it's not. Where's the snow?
370	00:27:35,545	00:27:36,745	Why you smiling like that?	Why you smiling like that?
371	00:27:36,945	00:27:39,545	I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite.	I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite.
372	00:27:39,745	00:27:42,106	Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay?	Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay?
373	00:27:42,266	00:27:44,426	-Work is your new favorite. -Fine.	-Work is your new favorite. -Fine.
374	00:27:44,626	00:27:46,426	-It's time for the announcement. -Okay.	-It's time for the announcement. -Okay.
375	00:27:46,626	00:27:50,786	Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.	Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., Santa's coming to town.
376	00:27:50,946	00:27:54,146	Santa! Oh, my God!	Santa! Oh, my God!
377	00:27:54,346	00:27:58,106	Santa, here? I know him.	Santa, here? I know him.
378	00:27:58,306	00:27:59,386	I know him.	I know him.
379	00:27:59,546	00:28:02,466	He'll be here to take pictures with all the children.	He'll be here to take pictures with all the children.
380	00:28:02,626	00:28:04,026	Just keep your receipts.	Just keep your receipts.
381	00:28:04,226	00:28:06,146	-Ten a.m. tomorrow. -Ten a.m. tomorrow.	-Ten a.m. tomorrow. -Ten a.m. tomorrow.
382	00:28:06,346	00:28:07,906	-Santa's coming to town. -Yes.	-Santa's coming to town. -Yes.
383	00:28:08,106	00:28:09,546	MAN 2: Can you sign this for me?	MAN 2: Can you sign this for me?
384	00:28:09,706	00:28:10,866	Oh.	Oh.
385	00:28:11,066	00:28:12,426	Hi.	Hi.
386	00:28:12,586	00:28:14,546	Santa's coming.	Santa's coming.
387	00:28:34,186	00:28:35,386	Are you enjoying the view?	Are you enjoying the view?
388	00:28:35,586	00:28:38,506	You are very good at decorating that tree.	You are very good at decorating that tree.
389	00:28:39,826	00:28:42,426	Why you messing with me? Did Crumpet put you up to this?	Why you messing with me? Did Crumpet put you up to this?
390	00:28:42,586	00:28:44,506	I'm not messing with you.	I'm not messing with you.
391	00:28:44,666	00:28:48,306	It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.	It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.
392	00:28:49,106	00:28:51,786	-I'm just trying to get through the holidays. -Get through?	-I'm just trying to get through the holidays. -Get through?
393	00:28:51,986	00:28:54,506	Christmas is the greatest day in the whole wide world.	Christmas is the greatest day in the whole wide world.
394	00:28:54,666	00:28:56,826	-Please stop talking to me. -Uh-oh.	-Please stop talking to me. -Uh-oh.
395	00:28:57,026	00:28:59,426	Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol.	Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol.
396	00:28:59,586	00:29:00,666	Go away.	Go away.
397	00:29:00,866	00:29:03,946	Best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.	Best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
398	00:29:04,106	00:29:05,546	Thanks, but I don't sing.	Thanks, but I don't sing.
399	00:29:05,746	00:29:07,306	Oh, it's easy. It's like talking.	Oh, it's easy. It's like talking.
400	00:29:07,466	00:29:10,266	Except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.	Except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.
401	00:29:10,466	00:29:12,826	I can sing, but I just choose not to sing.	I can sing, but I just choose not to sing.
402	00:29:12,986	00:29:15,586	Especially in front of other people.	Especially in front of other people.
403	00:29:15,746	00:29:18,866	If you sing alone, you can sing in front of others. No difference.	If you sing alone, you can sing in front of others. No difference.
404	00:29:19,026	00:29:21,306	Actually, there's a big difference.	Actually, there's a big difference.
405	00:29:21,506	00:29:23,906	No, there isn't. Wait.	No, there isn't. Wait.
406	00:29:25,826	00:29:30,186	I'm singing I'm in a store, and I'm singing	I'm singing I'm in a store, and I'm singing
407	00:29:30,346	00:29:33,426	I'm in a store and I'm singing	I'm in a store and I'm singing
408	00:29:33,586	00:29:36,226	Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole.	Hey! There's no singing in the North Pole.
409	00:29:36,386	00:29:39,346	-Yes, there is. -No, there's not.	-Yes, there is. -No, there's not.
410	00:29:39,506	00:29:41,626	BUDDY: We sing all the time. -No, there's not.	BUDDY: We sing all the time. -No, there's not.
411	00:29:41,826	00:29:43,786	Especially when we make toys.	Especially when we make toys.
412	00:29:44,906	00:29:46,066	See?	See?
413	00:29:46,226	00:29:47,946	MAN [ON PA]: Attention all Gimbels shoppers.	MAN [ON PA]: Attention all Gimbels shoppers.
414	00:29:48,106	00:29:49,626	Please make your final purchases.	Please make your final purchases.
415	00:29:49,826	00:29:52,426	We'll be closing in 10 minutes.	We'll be closing in 10 minutes.
416	00:29:52,626	00:29:55,786	Well, it's time for me to go home.	Well, it's time for me to go home.
417	00:29:56,186	00:29:59,026	But Santa's coming. There's so much to do.	But Santa's coming. There's so much to do.
418	00:29:59,866	00:30:01,866	Yeah. Uh... Heh-heh.	Yeah. Uh... Heh-heh.
419	00:30:02,506	00:30:04,666	I'll see you tomorrow.	I'll see you tomorrow.
420	00:30:04,826	00:30:07,746	-Buddy. -Jovie.	-Buddy. -Jovie.
421	00:30:07,906	00:30:10,026	-Hi. -Hi.	-Hi. -Hi.
422	00:30:12,666	00:30:14,306	Jovie.	Jovie.
423	00:31:09,267	00:31:14,667	Hey, I'm gonna eat in the bedroom, okay? I got a bunch of stuff to go over.	Hey, I'm gonna eat in the bedroom, okay? I got a bunch of stuff to go over.
424	00:31:14,827	00:31:17,987	-Are you sure? -I'm just way behind on a bunch of stuff.	-Are you sure? -I'm just way behind on a bunch of stuff.
425	00:31:23,427	00:31:24,667	Can I eat in my room?	Can I eat in my room?
426	00:31:24,827	00:31:26,507	-No. -Why not?	-No. -Why not?
427	00:31:26,667	00:31:28,507	Dad's eating in his room.	Dad's eating in his room.
428	00:31:28,667	00:31:32,187	[IMITATING WALTER] I got a bunch of homework to go over and I'm way behind.	[IMITATING WALTER] I got a bunch of homework to go over and I'm way behind.
429	00:31:32,667	00:31:34,227	You're eating here.	You're eating here.
430	00:32:09,027	00:32:11,027	[JOVIE SINGING "BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE"]	[JOVIE SINGING "BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE"]
431	00:32:42,307	00:32:44,307	[BUDDY SINGING ALONG]	[BUDDY SINGING ALONG]
432	00:33:18,547	00:33:19,867	[WATER STOPS]	[WATER STOPS]
433	00:33:24,707	00:33:26,667	Get out! Don't look at me!	Get out! Don't look at me!
434	00:33:26,827	00:33:28,187	Get out!	Get out!
435	00:33:59,348	00:34:00,828	Dad?	Dad?
436	00:34:01,548	00:34:02,548	Dad?	Dad?
437	00:34:02,708	00:34:05,348	Dad, hi! It's me!	Dad, hi! It's me!
438	00:34:06,708	00:34:09,948	Dad! Dad! Dad!	Dad! Dad! Dad!
439	00:34:18,948	00:34:21,228	-Hey! -It's okay. I just have a gift for my dad.	-Hey! -It's okay. I just have a gift for my dad.
440	00:34:21,388	00:34:23,388	-Okay. I'll take this. -Okay.	-Okay. I'll take this. -Okay.
441	00:34:23,548	00:34:26,228	Well, just make sure he knows it's from me, his son, okay?	Well, just make sure he knows it's from me, his son, okay?
442	00:34:26,388	00:34:29,468	I love him so much and I think he's the greatest dad in the world.	I love him so much and I think he's the greatest dad in the world.
443	00:34:29,628	00:34:31,308	You guys are so strong.	You guys are so strong.
444	00:34:31,468	00:34:33,428	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
445	00:34:33,588	00:34:35,348	KID: This is neat.	KID: This is neat.
446	00:35:04,988	00:35:07,188	-Hey, you. -Me?	-Hey, you. -Me?
447	00:35:07,348	00:35:09,948	Come here. I wanna talk to you.	Come here. I wanna talk to you.
448	00:35:12,548	00:35:13,628	What about?	What about?
449	00:35:14,148	00:35:16,868	How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?	How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?
450	00:35:17,028	00:35:18,388	I heard you singing.	I heard you singing.
451	00:35:18,548	00:35:21,868	You sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked?	You sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked?
452	00:35:22,028	00:35:23,548	I didn't know you were naked.	I didn't know you were naked.
453	00:35:23,748	00:35:26,028	Why were you here so early?	Why were you here so early?
454	00:35:26,188	00:35:27,468	They shut my water off.	They shut my water off.
455	00:35:28,228	00:35:29,948	What were you doing here so early?	What were you doing here so early?
456	00:35:30,668	00:35:32,508	Building this.	Building this.
457	00:35:33,948	00:35:35,988	-You built this? -Mm-hm.	-You built this? -Mm-hm.
458	00:35:36,148	00:35:38,028	They're kind of pissed about this.	They're kind of pissed about this.
459	00:35:38,228	00:35:39,868	Really?	Really?
460	00:35:40,428	00:35:43,508	Hey, guys. Have you seen the place?	Hey, guys. Have you seen the place?
461	00:35:43,668	00:35:45,988	It's pretty good. It's a little too good.	It's pretty good. It's a little too good.
462	00:35:46,188	00:35:48,108	Corporate must have sent in a professional.	Corporate must have sent in a professional.
463	00:35:48,908	00:35:53,148	I don't know why somebody's gunning for my job, but look, let's remain a team.	I don't know why somebody's gunning for my job, but look, let's remain a team.
464	00:35:53,308	00:35:56,428	Okay? Because if I go, we all go.	Okay? Because if I go, we all go.
465	00:35:56,588	00:36:00,028	If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio.	If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio.
466	00:36:00,188	00:36:03,508	Channel three. Code word is "Santa's got a brand-new bag."	Channel three. Code word is "Santa's got a brand-new bag."
467	00:36:03,708	00:36:05,388	Okay?	Okay?
468	00:36:05,588	00:36:07,148	Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.	Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.
469	00:36:07,308	00:36:10,988	-That's impossible. -Six inches.	-That's impossible. -Six inches.
470	00:36:11,148	00:36:12,668	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
471	00:36:15,148	00:36:18,228	By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice...	By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice...
472	00:36:18,428	00:36:19,748	...in the whole wide world.	...in the whole wide world.
473	00:36:27,789	00:36:29,589	Santa.	Santa.
474	00:36:29,989	00:36:31,789	[SANTA HOLLERING, KIDS CHEERING]	[SANTA HOLLERING, KIDS CHEERING]
475	00:36:33,029	00:36:34,469	[BUDDY SCREAMS]	[BUDDY SCREAMS]
476	00:36:34,629	00:36:37,829	Santa! It's me, Buddy!	Santa! It's me, Buddy!
477	00:36:38,029	00:36:40,349	-Hey, Buddy, how you doing? -Santa!	-Hey, Buddy, how you doing? -Santa!
478	00:36:40,509	00:36:41,629	It's me!	It's me!
479	00:36:41,829	00:36:43,909	WOMAN: Are you ready to see Santa? KID: Santa!	WOMAN: Are you ready to see Santa? KID: Santa!
480	00:36:44,069	00:36:46,389	-Who the heck are you? -What are you talking about?	-Who the heck are you? -What are you talking about?
481	00:36:46,589	00:36:48,229	-I'm Santa Claus. -No, you're not.	-I'm Santa Claus. -No, you're not.
482	00:36:49,229	00:36:52,269	Why, of course I am. Ho-ho-ho.	Why, of course I am. Ho-ho-ho.
483	00:36:52,469	00:36:57,629	Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?	Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
484	00:36:58,669	00:37:00,749	"Happy Birthday," of course.	"Happy Birthday," of course.
485	00:37:00,909	00:37:02,189	Ho-ho-ho.	Ho-ho-ho.
486	00:37:02,669	00:37:05,949	-So how old are you, son? -Four.	-So how old are you, son? -Four.
487	00:37:06,149	00:37:08,389	-You're a big boy. What's your name? -Paul.	-You're a big boy. What's your name? -Paul.
488	00:37:08,549	00:37:11,109	-What can I get you? -Don't tell him what you want.	-What can I get you? -Don't tell him what you want.
489	00:37:11,269	00:37:12,669	He's a liar.	He's a liar.
490	00:37:12,829	00:37:13,949	Let the kid talk.	Let the kid talk.
491	00:37:14,149	00:37:16,629	You disgust me. How can you live with yourself?	You disgust me. How can you live with yourself?
492	00:37:16,829	00:37:18,789	-Just cool it, Zippy. WOMAN: Smile.	-Just cool it, Zippy. WOMAN: Smile.
493	00:37:18,989	00:37:21,069	You sit on a throne of lies.	You sit on a throne of lies.
494	00:37:21,229	00:37:22,749	-I'm not kidding. -You're a fake.	-I'm not kidding. -You're a fake.
495	00:37:22,949	00:37:23,989	-I'm a fake? -Yes.	-I'm a fake? -Yes.
496	00:37:24,149	00:37:27,109	-How'd you like to be dead? Huh? -Fake?	-How'd you like to be dead? Huh? -Fake?
497	00:37:27,269	00:37:29,069	GIMBELS SANTA: He's kidding.	GIMBELS SANTA: He's kidding.
498	00:37:29,229	00:37:31,829	-You stink. -You're gonna have a good Christmas.	-You stink. -You're gonna have a good Christmas.
499	00:37:31,989	00:37:35,069	You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa.	You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa.
500	00:37:36,949	00:37:38,669	[BUDDY GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING]	[BUDDY GASPS, KIDS SCREAMING]
501	00:37:38,829	00:37:39,989	He's an imposter!	He's an imposter!
502	00:37:43,029	00:37:44,869	He's a fake! He's a fake!	He's a fake! He's a fake!
503	00:37:45,029	00:37:46,949	-Come here! -I can't.	-Come here! -I can't.
504	00:37:49,789	00:37:51,549	He's a fake!	He's a fake!
505	00:37:57,949	00:37:59,629	Where you going now? Where you going?	Where you going now? Where you going?
506	00:38:02,229	00:38:04,709	Oh! Ah!	Oh! Ah!
507	00:38:08,389	00:38:09,749	No!	No!
508	00:38:13,749	00:38:17,869	He's not Santa Claus! He's not Santa!	He's not Santa Claus! He's not Santa!
509	00:38:20,669	00:38:21,869	WALTER: "To someone special."	WALTER: "To someone special."
510	00:38:49,349	00:38:51,149	-What's that? -Intercom.	-What's that? -Intercom.
511	00:38:51,829	00:38:53,349	Right.	Right.
512	00:38:53,549	00:38:55,509	[PHONE RINGS]	[PHONE RINGS]
513	00:38:57,629	00:39:00,189	-Yeah? SECRETARY: The police are on line one.	-Yeah? SECRETARY: The police are on line one.
514	00:39:00,389	00:39:02,829	Police. Hello?	Police. Hello?
515	00:39:21,310	00:39:22,710	Dad!	Dad!
516	00:39:22,910	00:39:24,750	I knew that you'd come. I love you for coming.	I knew that you'd come. I love you for coming.
517	00:39:24,950	00:39:27,870	Officer Tom, this is my dad. This is Walter.	Officer Tom, this is my dad. This is Walter.
518	00:39:28,030	00:39:30,990	He bailed me out. They gave me one phone call.	He bailed me out. They gave me one phone call.
519	00:39:31,150	00:39:34,230	I said, "I know who I'm gonna call. Walter Hobbs."	I said, "I know who I'm gonna call. Walter Hobbs."
520	00:39:34,390	00:39:36,110	Sure enough, you showed up. You did.	Sure enough, you showed up. You did.
521	00:39:36,270	00:39:39,430	They said you weren't gonna show up. They told me so many times.	They said you weren't gonna show up. They told me so many times.
522	00:39:39,630	00:39:42,550	Just who the heck are you and what is your problem?	Just who the heck are you and what is your problem?
523	00:39:42,710	00:39:44,150	I'm Buddy. I'm your son.	I'm Buddy. I'm your son.
524	00:39:44,350	00:39:46,030	Wait. Um...	Wait. Um...
525	00:39:46,230	00:39:49,150	Tell me, where'd you get this picture?	Tell me, where'd you get this picture?
526	00:39:49,750	00:39:51,230	Papa Elf gave it to me.	Papa Elf gave it to me.
527	00:39:53,190	00:39:56,030	What is this, some kind of game? What do you want, some money?	What is this, some kind of game? What do you want, some money?
528	00:39:56,230	00:40:00,510	No. I just wanted to meet you and I thought you might wanna meet me.	No. I just wanted to meet you and I thought you might wanna meet me.
529	00:40:06,670	00:40:08,550	Who wouldn't wanna meet you?	Who wouldn't wanna meet you?
530	00:40:09,310	00:40:12,510	Thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses and eat cookie dough...	Thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses and eat cookie dough...
531	00:40:12,710	00:40:15,390	...and go ice-skating and maybe even hold hands.	...and go ice-skating and maybe even hold hands.
532	00:40:15,590	00:40:16,910	WALTER: Uh-huh.	WALTER: Uh-huh.
533	00:40:17,470	00:40:18,830	-Come with me. -Okay.	-Come with me. -Okay.
534	00:40:26,030	00:40:29,870	Okay. What have we got here?	Okay. What have we got here?
535	00:40:39,190	00:40:41,110	Buddy, don't eat those.	Buddy, don't eat those.
536	00:40:45,070	00:40:46,110	[BUDDY GASPS]	[BUDDY GASPS]
537	00:40:46,270	00:40:47,590	Oh.	Oh.
538	00:40:48,310	00:40:51,230	Gotta hurry up, I'm double booked for the rest of the afternoon.	Gotta hurry up, I'm double booked for the rest of the afternoon.
539	00:40:51,390	00:40:54,350	-Am I sick? -Yeah, but we're here to do a test.	-Am I sick? -Yeah, but we're here to do a test.
540	00:40:54,510	00:40:57,150	-What kind of test? -A test to find out if you're my son.	-What kind of test? -A test to find out if you're my son.
541	00:40:57,310	00:41:00,390	-Why am I sitting on paper? -It's sanitary for the other patients.	-Why am I sitting on paper? -It's sanitary for the other patients.
542	00:41:00,590	00:41:03,390	-Sit still so I can do the finger prick. -Finger prick!	-Sit still so I can do the finger prick. -Finger prick!
543	00:41:03,590	00:41:04,630	[BUDDY GASPS]	[BUDDY GASPS]
544	00:41:04,790	00:41:06,670	-It's cold. -Yeah, just please sit still.	-It's cold. -Yeah, just please sit still.
545	00:41:06,830	00:41:09,550	-Can I listen to your necklace? -No, you can't. Sit still...	-Can I listen to your necklace? -No, you can't. Sit still...
546	00:41:09,710	00:41:12,950	Why is there a skeleton? If I squint, he looks like a pirate flag.	Why is there a skeleton? If I squint, he looks like a pirate flag.
547	00:41:13,150	00:41:15,030	-Does he have a name? -No. I'm sorry, Ben.	-Does he have a name? -No. I'm sorry, Ben.
548	00:41:15,230	00:41:17,270	-I have patients waiting. -Please sit still.	-I have patients waiting. -Please sit still.
549	00:41:17,430	00:41:19,790	-He got mad at me. -Yes, he did. He did.	-He got mad at me. -Yes, he did. He did.
550	00:41:19,990	00:41:23,070	The sooner you sit still, the sooner we can get this mess over with.	The sooner you sit still, the sooner we can get this mess over with.
551	00:41:23,270	00:41:25,150	-Then can we eat sugarplums? -You betcha.	-Then can we eat sugarplums? -You betcha.
552	00:41:25,310	00:41:28,750	We'll eat sugarplums and have gingerbread houses and we'll even paint eggs.	We'll eat sugarplums and have gingerbread houses and we'll even paint eggs.
553	00:41:28,950	00:41:31,430	-Oh, paint eggs, that's Easter. -Right.	-Oh, paint eggs, that's Easter. -Right.
554	00:41:31,590	00:41:34,950	Ow! Oh.	Ow! Oh.
555	00:41:35,390	00:41:37,350	My finger has a heartbeat.	My finger has a heartbeat.
556	00:41:37,550	00:41:39,630	Won't hurt so much after a little.	Won't hurt so much after a little.
557	00:41:40,070	00:41:41,470	What's your name?	What's your name?
558	00:41:41,670	00:41:43,270	Buddy.	Buddy.
559	00:41:43,470	00:41:45,750	-I'm Carolyn. -Hi.	-I'm Carolyn. -Hi.
560	00:41:47,550	00:41:50,190	-What do you want for Christmas? -A Suzie Talks A Lot.	-What do you want for Christmas? -A Suzie Talks A Lot.
561	00:41:50,630	00:41:52,510	I'll put in a good word with the big man.	I'll put in a good word with the big man.
562	00:41:52,670	00:41:54,750	Thanks. Your costume is pretty.	Thanks. Your costume is pretty.
563	00:41:55,350	00:41:57,910	Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf.	Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf.
564	00:41:58,110	00:42:01,310	Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.	Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
565	00:42:01,470	00:42:04,190	Oh. I'm a human raised by humans.	Oh. I'm a human raised by humans.
566	00:42:05,870	00:42:07,270	Cool.	Cool.
567	00:42:11,950	00:42:13,110	[DOOR OPENS]	[DOOR OPENS]
568	00:42:13,270	00:42:14,711	So?	So?
569	00:42:16,751	00:42:19,311	It's a boy. Buddy's your son.	It's a boy. Buddy's your son.
570	00:42:19,471	00:42:21,071	That's very impossible.	That's very impossible.
571	00:42:21,231	00:42:24,231	You saw that guy out there. He's certifiably insane.	You saw that guy out there. He's certifiably insane.
572	00:42:24,431	00:42:27,751	He's probably just reverting to a state of childlike dependency.	He's probably just reverting to a state of childlike dependency.
573	00:42:27,911	00:42:29,151	An elf?	An elf?
574	00:42:29,351	00:42:30,871	What he needs is to be nurtured.	What he needs is to be nurtured.
575	00:42:31,791	00:42:33,231	I see.	I see.
576	00:42:33,431	00:42:37,111	So, um, you'd like me to breast-feed him?	So, um, you'd like me to breast-feed him?
577	00:42:37,311	00:42:40,871	Walter, just bring him home. Introduce him to Emily and Michael.	Walter, just bring him home. Introduce him to Emily and Michael.
578	00:42:41,071	00:42:43,391	And once he comes to terms with reality...	And once he comes to terms with reality...
579	00:42:43,551	00:42:46,231	...he should drop the elf thing and move on with his life.	...he should drop the elf thing and move on with his life.
580	00:42:46,391	00:42:47,631	That's what I would do.	That's what I would do.
581	00:42:48,311	00:42:52,511	Oh, my God. Walter, this is wonderful.	Oh, my God. Walter, this is wonderful.
582	00:42:52,671	00:42:55,351	You... You have another son.	You... You have another son.
583	00:42:55,511	00:42:58,391	Wonderful. Gosh, I guess I never really thought of it that way.	Wonderful. Gosh, I guess I never really thought of it that way.
584	00:42:58,551	00:43:00,871	This is incredible.	This is incredible.
585	00:43:01,471	00:43:04,471	It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle.	It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle.
586	00:43:04,671	00:43:07,031	-Honey. -What?	-Honey. -What?
587	00:43:07,711	00:43:10,031	He thinks he's an elf.	He thinks he's an elf.
588	00:43:10,711	00:43:11,911	I'm sorry, what?	I'm sorry, what?
589	00:43:12,071	00:43:14,551	He thinks he's a Christmas elf.	He thinks he's a Christmas elf.
590	00:43:14,711	00:43:19,511	Oh, come on, Walter. I'm sure he doesn't actually think he's an elf.	Oh, come on, Walter. I'm sure he doesn't actually think he's an elf.
591	00:43:19,671	00:43:24,631	BUDDY: And then I traveled to the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...	BUDDY: And then I traveled to the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...
592	00:43:24,791	00:43:28,751	...past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.	...past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.
593	00:43:28,951	00:43:33,311	And then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.	And then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
594	00:43:51,471	00:43:52,631	Ah!	Ah!
595	00:43:55,151	00:43:58,271	So where were you for the last 30 years?	So where were you for the last 30 years?
596	00:43:58,431	00:43:59,471	The North Pole.	The North Pole.
597	00:43:59,631	00:44:01,231	Can you pass the maple syrup?	Can you pass the maple syrup?
598	00:44:01,391	00:44:04,831	I didn't put it... It's spaghetti.	I didn't put it... It's spaghetti.
599	00:44:05,911	00:44:09,391	You know what? I think I have some.	You know what? I think I have some.
600	00:44:09,551	00:44:11,111	Yes.	Yes.
601	00:44:12,151	00:44:13,831	EMILY: You like sugar, huh?	EMILY: You like sugar, huh?
602	00:44:14,031	00:44:15,151	Is there sugar in syrup?	Is there sugar in syrup?
603	00:44:15,311	00:44:16,551	Yes.	Yes.
604	00:44:16,751	00:44:18,591	Then yes!	Then yes!
605	00:44:19,031	00:44:21,551	We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:	We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:
606	00:44:21,751	00:44:26,431	Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.	Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
607	00:44:27,351	00:44:30,191	So will you be staying with us, then?	So will you be staying with us, then?
608	00:44:30,351	00:44:31,511	You mean I can stay?	You mean I can stay?
609	00:44:31,711	00:44:32,911	Of course you can.	Of course you can.
610	00:44:33,071	00:44:35,871	-Emily. -How long do you think you'll be with us?	-Emily. -How long do you think you'll be with us?
611	00:44:36,031	00:44:40,911	I hadn't really planned it out, but I was thinking, like, forever.	I hadn't really planned it out, but I was thinking, like, forever.
612	00:44:41,071	00:44:45,471	Emily. Can I just speak to you for a minute in the kitchen, please?	Emily. Can I just speak to you for a minute in the kitchen, please?
613	00:44:49,071	00:44:50,711	Are you crazy? He cannot stay here.	Are you crazy? He cannot stay here.
614	00:44:50,911	00:44:53,191	Clearly, he has some serious issues.	Clearly, he has some serious issues.
615	00:44:53,351	00:44:55,431	We can't just throw him out in the snow.	We can't just throw him out in the snow.
616	00:44:55,591	00:44:56,991	Why not? He loves the snow.	Why not? He loves the snow.
617	00:44:57,151	00:44:58,591	He's told me 15 times.	He's told me 15 times.
618	00:44:58,791	00:45:00,591	Walter, he's your son.	Walter, he's your son.
619	00:45:02,031	00:45:04,031	[BUDDY BELCHING]	[BUDDY BELCHING]
620	00:45:15,192	00:45:17,472	Did you hear that?	Did you hear that?
621	00:45:17,912	00:45:20,232	You are so weird.	You are so weird.
622	00:45:22,472	00:45:24,112	Dad?	Dad?
623	00:45:26,952	00:45:29,072	Dad?	Dad?
624	00:45:29,792	00:45:30,792	Dad!	Dad!
625	00:45:30,992	00:45:32,632	[DOOR OPENS]	[DOOR OPENS]
626	00:45:33,312	00:45:37,632	-What? -I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in.	-What? -I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in.
627	00:45:38,352	00:45:42,512	-What? -I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in.	-What? -I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in.
628	00:45:43,712	00:45:45,792	I am not gonna tuck you in.	I am not gonna tuck you in.
629	00:45:45,952	00:45:48,192	I promise I'll go right to sleep.	I promise I'll go right to sleep.
630	00:45:50,992	00:45:52,392	Fine.	Fine.
631	00:46:00,592	00:46:03,832	-Tickle fight, tickle fight! -Buddy, stop. Stop.	-Tickle fight, tickle fight! -Buddy, stop. Stop.
632	00:46:03,992	00:46:05,152	Sorry.	Sorry.
633	00:46:06,752	00:46:08,192	Sorry.	Sorry.
634	00:46:08,592	00:46:11,512	You, ahem... You just lay there and go to sleep.	You, ahem... You just lay there and go to sleep.
635	00:46:11,672	00:46:14,272	-Okay. -Okay.	-Okay. -Okay.
636	00:46:15,232	00:46:16,552	Dad?	Dad?
637	00:46:17,312	00:46:18,312	Hm?	Hm?
638	00:46:19,472	00:46:21,072	I love you.	I love you.
639	00:46:23,552	00:46:26,312	Okay. Go to sleep now.	Okay. Go to sleep now.
640	00:46:31,912	00:46:33,352	Well, this is really something.	Well, this is really something.
641	00:46:33,552	00:46:36,752	I'm usually the one making breakfast.	I'm usually the one making breakfast.
642	00:46:38,952	00:46:41,512	That's good. That's good.	That's good. That's good.
643	00:46:42,272	00:46:43,752	Okay.	Okay.
644	00:46:51,632	00:46:52,912	Oh, that's good.	Oh, that's good.
645	00:46:53,112	00:46:55,512	-Good? Good. -Good.	-Good? Good. -Good.
646	00:46:56,152	00:47:01,032	So did you, uh, sleep okay last night?	So did you, uh, sleep okay last night?
647	00:47:01,192	00:47:03,312	Great. I got a full 40 minutes.	Great. I got a full 40 minutes.
648	00:47:03,472	00:47:06,232	And I had time to build that rocking horse.	And I had time to build that rocking horse.
649	00:47:06,392	00:47:09,952	EMILY: Oh, my gosh, you actually made that?	EMILY: Oh, my gosh, you actually made that?
650	00:47:10,432	00:47:12,072	Where did you get all the wood?	Where did you get all the wood?
651	00:47:23,432	00:47:25,072	-Good morning, honey. -Morning, Dad.	-Good morning, honey. -Morning, Dad.
652	00:47:25,672	00:47:29,792	Walter, Buddy has made us breakfast. Isn't that nice?	Walter, Buddy has made us breakfast. Isn't that nice?
653	00:47:30,232	00:47:31,392	And lunch.	And lunch.
654	00:47:31,952	00:47:34,832	And lunch. Bye.	And lunch. Bye.
655	00:47:35,032	00:47:38,112	-So, Dad, how many scoops? -I'll stick with the coffee now, thanks.	-So, Dad, how many scoops? -I'll stick with the coffee now, thanks.
656	00:47:38,272	00:47:39,672	Okay.	Okay.
657	00:47:40,912	00:47:43,992	So, Dad, I planned out our whole day.	So, Dad, I planned out our whole day.
658	00:47:44,152	00:47:46,712	We'll make snow angels and then we'll go ice-skating.	We'll make snow angels and then we'll go ice-skating.
659	00:47:46,912	00:47:49,712	Then eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can.	Then eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can.
660	00:47:49,912	00:47:52,072	And then, to finish, we'll snuggle.	And then, to finish, we'll snuggle.
661	00:47:53,072	00:47:54,592	I've gotta go to work, Buddy.	I've gotta go to work, Buddy.
662	00:47:54,792	00:47:57,672	Oh, and another thing, if you're gonna be staying here...	Oh, and another thing, if you're gonna be staying here...
663	00:47:57,832	00:48:01,232	...you should think about, you know, getting rid of the costume.	...you should think about, you know, getting rid of the costume.
664	00:48:01,432	00:48:02,992	But I've worn this my whole life.	But I've worn this my whole life.
665	00:48:03,673	00:48:05,953	You're not in the North Pole any longer.	You're not in the North Pole any longer.
666	00:48:06,113	00:48:08,913	-You wanna make me happy, don't you? -More than anything.	-You wanna make me happy, don't you? -More than anything.
667	00:48:09,073	00:48:11,633	Then lose the tights.	Then lose the tights.
668	00:48:11,793	00:48:13,113	I mean, as soon as possible.	I mean, as soon as possible.
669	00:48:13,313	00:48:14,473	As soon as possible?	As soon as possible?
670	00:48:14,633	00:48:16,193	As soon as possible.	As soon as possible.
671	00:48:16,353	00:48:17,833	Okay.	Okay.
672	00:48:19,793	00:48:21,153	EMILY: I almost forgot my...	EMILY: I almost forgot my...
673	00:48:21,313	00:48:23,153	[BOTH SCREAM]	[BOTH SCREAM]
674	00:48:26,153	00:48:27,673	Morning.	Morning.
675	00:48:28,233	00:48:29,713	[CELL PHONE RINGING]	[CELL PHONE RINGING]
676	00:48:32,273	00:48:33,473	Walter here.	Walter here.
677	00:48:33,673	00:48:34,953	It worked. It's you.	It worked. It's you.
678	00:48:35,553	00:48:38,473	-How'd you get this number? -Emily left an emergency list.	-How'd you get this number? -Emily left an emergency list.
679	00:48:38,673	00:48:41,193	I see. And, uh, is this an emergency?	I see. And, uh, is this an emergency?
680	00:48:41,393	00:48:45,073	There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window.	There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window.
681	00:48:45,233	00:48:46,513	It sounds like this:	It sounds like this:
682	00:48:46,673	00:48:48,273	[MAKES SCREECHING NOISE]	[MAKES SCREECHING NOISE]
683	00:48:50,913	00:48:54,593	It's not evil, Buddy, it's the radiator.	It's not evil, Buddy, it's the radiator.
684	00:48:54,753	00:48:56,633	And heat makes noise when it comes on.	And heat makes noise when it comes on.
685	00:48:56,793	00:48:59,553	No, it doesn't. It's very evil.	No, it doesn't. It's very evil.
686	00:48:59,713	00:49:02,153	It's scary to look at. It's...	It's scary to look at. It's...
687	00:49:02,313	00:49:04,553	Okay, I'm going toward...	Okay, I'm going toward...
688	00:49:04,713	00:49:06,713	Oh, wait. Yes, it is.	Oh, wait. Yes, it is.
689	00:49:06,913	00:49:09,633	Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Everything's fine.	Okay, it's okay, it's okay. Everything's fine.
690	00:49:09,833	00:49:12,433	-You were right. -Okay, good, I'm gonna hang up now.	-You were right. -Okay, good, I'm gonna hang up now.
691	00:49:12,633	00:49:15,313	I love you. I'll call you in five minutes.	I love you. I'll call you in five minutes.
692	00:49:15,473	00:49:17,033	No, no. Buddy, don't, uh...	No, no. Buddy, don't, uh...
693	00:49:17,193	00:49:19,433	You don't have to call me, okay?	You don't have to call me, okay?
694	00:49:19,633	00:49:21,113	Good idea. You call me.	Good idea. You call me.
695	00:49:21,273	00:49:22,913	Okay, I'm gonna hang up now.	Okay, I'm gonna hang up now.
696	00:49:23,073	00:49:24,833	I painted a picture of a butterfly.	I painted a picture of a butterfly.
697	00:49:24,993	00:49:28,633	-Good, I'm gonna hang up now. -I tuned the piano.	-Good, I'm gonna hang up now. -I tuned the piano.
698	00:49:28,793	00:49:30,993	Okay, I love you. Bye.	Okay, I love you. Bye.
699	00:49:31,193	00:49:32,353	Mmm.	Mmm.
700	00:49:49,553	00:49:50,913	Mmm.	Mmm.
701	00:49:52,553	00:49:55,713	-Hobbs. -Hey.	-Hobbs. -Hey.
702	00:49:55,913	00:49:57,473	-How you doing? -Please sit down.	-How you doing? -Please sit down.
703	00:49:58,313	00:50:00,433	I saw you at the retreat. You're looking good.	I saw you at the retreat. You're looking good.
704	00:50:00,633	00:50:03,753	Thank you very much, you as well. What do I owe the pleasure?	Thank you very much, you as well. What do I owe the pleasure?
705	00:50:03,913	00:50:06,033	Well, to be honest, I got a call from my niece.	Well, to be honest, I got a call from my niece.
706	00:50:07,593	00:50:11,513	She wants to know how a certain puppy and a certain pigeon...	She wants to know how a certain puppy and a certain pigeon...
707	00:50:11,673	00:50:15,353	...escaped the clutches of a certain evil witch.	...escaped the clutches of a certain evil witch.
708	00:50:17,153	00:50:19,753	Believe me, we're already looking for new printers.	Believe me, we're already looking for new printers.
709	00:50:19,913	00:50:21,833	This one has obviously gotten sloppy.	This one has obviously gotten sloppy.
710	00:50:22,033	00:50:24,993	Maybe it isn't the printer who's gotten sloppy.	Maybe it isn't the printer who's gotten sloppy.
711	00:50:25,993	00:50:27,353	That's your signature, right?	That's your signature, right?
712	00:50:27,993	00:50:31,673	-We could sit here and point fingers all day. -I've got news for you.	-We could sit here and point fingers all day. -I've got news for you.
713	00:50:31,873	00:50:35,913	Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would've sucked.	Even if those two pages were in there, the book still would've sucked.
714	00:50:36,073	00:50:38,313	Have you seen the numbers for this quarter?	Have you seen the numbers for this quarter?
715	00:50:38,473	00:50:40,273	-They'll be here today. -They're in.	-They'll be here today. -They're in.
716	00:50:40,433	00:50:43,553	That frigging puppy and pigeon are tanking hard, Hobbs.	That frigging puppy and pigeon are tanking hard, Hobbs.
717	00:50:43,753	00:50:47,393	My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this quarter.	My people estimate we're gonna post a minus 8 for this quarter.
718	00:50:47,593	00:50:48,873	A minus 8.	A minus 8.
719	00:50:49,033	00:50:50,633	That does not happen.	That does not happen.
720	00:50:51,353	00:50:53,313	-You know, we'll bounce back. We... -No.	-You know, we'll bounce back. We... -No.
721	00:50:53,513	00:50:54,673	-No? Well... -No, no, no.	-No? Well... -No, no, no.
722	00:50:54,833	00:50:57,113	We're gonna ship a new book the first quarter.	We're gonna ship a new book the first quarter.
723	00:50:57,793	00:50:59,234	First quarter?	First quarter?
724	00:50:59,434	00:51:01,434	I'm gonna be back in town on the 24th.	I'm gonna be back in town on the 24th.
725	00:51:01,594	00:51:06,314	At that time, I would love to hear in exact detail...	At that time, I would love to hear in exact detail...
726	00:51:06,474	00:51:08,594	...what your plans are for this new book.	...what your plans are for this new book.
727	00:51:10,234	00:51:12,554	Wait a minute. The 24th, that's Christmas Eve.	Wait a minute. The 24th, that's Christmas Eve.
728	00:51:14,874	00:51:18,034	-And? -And, uh...	-And? -And, uh...
729	00:51:18,194	00:51:21,354	No problem. Be great to have you in the loop.	No problem. Be great to have you in the loop.
730	00:51:21,674	00:51:24,074	[BELL RINGS]	[BELL RINGS]
731	00:51:24,674	00:51:27,754	MICHAEL: All right, I got every weapon in the game.	MICHAEL: All right, I got every weapon in the game.
732	00:51:27,914	00:51:30,194	-I got full health. I got full armor. BUDDY: Michael.	-I got full health. I got full armor. BUDDY: Michael.
733	00:51:30,394	00:51:34,154	-I got full... -Michael, it's me, Buddy.	-I got full... -Michael, it's me, Buddy.
734	00:51:35,594	00:51:38,874	-You know that guy? -No, I've never seen him before.	-You know that guy? -No, I've never seen him before.
735	00:51:39,034	00:51:41,794	It's me, Buddy. Your brother.	It's me, Buddy. Your brother.
736	00:51:41,954	00:51:43,914	Oh, man.	Oh, man.
737	00:51:44,114	00:51:49,034	No, Michael. Wait, it's your brother. Mich...	No, Michael. Wait, it's your brother. Mich...
738	00:51:49,194	00:51:52,194	Sorry, sorry.	Sorry, sorry.
739	00:51:52,354	00:51:54,754	Michael, Michael.	Michael, Michael.
740	00:51:54,954	00:51:56,554	Michael.	Michael.
741	00:51:56,754	00:51:58,434	Michael, wait up.	Michael, wait up.
742	00:51:58,594	00:52:01,594	Michael, Michael.	Michael, Michael.
743	00:52:01,794	00:52:04,474	Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you.	Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you.
744	00:52:04,674	00:52:07,394	I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big?	I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big?
745	00:52:07,594	00:52:11,234	So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog?	So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog?
746	00:52:11,434	00:52:12,634	You probably have.	You probably have.
747	00:52:12,794	00:52:16,754	How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh?	How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh?
748	00:52:16,914	00:52:19,234	Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend?	Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend?
749	00:52:19,434	00:52:21,194	-Does he have a big coat too? -Go away.	-Does he have a big coat too? -Go away.
750	00:52:23,274	00:52:24,274	Ow.	Ow.
751	00:52:24,434	00:52:26,674	Son of a nutcracker.	Son of a nutcracker.
752	00:52:29,954	00:52:30,954	Run.	Run.
753	00:52:32,114	00:52:36,114	BOY: Get them. Hit the green guy.	BOY: Get them. Hit the green guy.
754	00:52:42,594	00:52:45,274	Oh, no. These guys are bad news.	Oh, no. These guys are bad news.
755	00:52:46,114	00:52:47,274	We better get out of here.	We better get out of here.
756	00:52:49,474	00:52:51,834	You know what? We can take them.	You know what? We can take them.
757	00:52:51,994	00:52:55,354	Okay, just start making as many snowballs as you can.	Okay, just start making as many snowballs as you can.
758	00:52:55,554	00:52:57,554	[BUDDY PACKING ICE RAPIDLY]	[BUDDY PACKING ICE RAPIDLY]
759	00:53:03,954	00:53:06,074	You ready?	You ready?
760	00:53:06,274	00:53:07,754	Let's go.	Let's go.
761	00:53:09,954	00:53:10,954	Ow.	Ow.
762	00:53:16,354	00:53:17,634	BOY: Go away.	BOY: Go away.
763	00:53:24,194	00:53:25,354	[CRYING]	[CRYING]
764	00:53:26,714	00:53:28,754	MICHAEL: Oh, man. One got away.	MICHAEL: Oh, man. One got away.
765	00:53:28,914	00:53:30,954	Snowball.	Snowball.
766	00:53:38,514	00:53:39,794	[GRUNTS]	[GRUNTS]
767	00:53:40,714	00:53:41,874	Wow.	Wow.
768	00:53:43,634	00:53:45,994	Where did you say you were from?	Where did you say you were from?
769	00:54:07,355	00:54:10,275	-I wish Dad were here. -Why?	-I wish Dad were here. -Why?
770	00:54:10,435	00:54:12,995	Because he's the greatest dad in the whole wide world.	Because he's the greatest dad in the whole wide world.
771	00:54:13,155	00:54:16,835	Are you kidding? He's the worst dad in the world.	Are you kidding? He's the worst dad in the world.
772	00:54:16,995	00:54:19,955	-What do you mean? -All he does is work.	-What do you mean? -All he does is work.
773	00:54:20,115	00:54:23,715	-Working's fun. -Not the way he does it.	-Working's fun. -Not the way he does it.
774	00:54:23,875	00:54:28,795	All he cares about is money. Doesn't care about you or me or anybody.	All he cares about is money. Doesn't care about you or me or anybody.
775	00:54:28,955	00:54:31,715	Well, he is on the naughty list.	Well, he is on the naughty list.
776	00:54:36,755	00:54:37,835	You like her?	You like her?
777	00:54:38,395	00:54:39,555	Like who?	Like who?
778	00:54:40,315	00:54:41,995	MICHAEL: The girl you're staring at.	MICHAEL: The girl you're staring at.
779	00:54:42,155	00:54:43,515	BUDDY: Oh. Uh...	BUDDY: Oh. Uh...
780	00:54:43,715	00:54:45,115	Yeah.	Yeah.
781	00:54:47,195	00:54:48,675	Why don't you ask her out?	Why don't you ask her out?
782	00:54:48,875	00:54:50,195	Out?	Out?
783	00:54:50,355	00:54:52,875	You know, on a date. To eat food.	You know, on a date. To eat food.
784	00:54:53,235	00:54:55,595	-Food? -Yes, real food.	-Food? -Yes, real food.
785	00:54:55,755	00:54:59,395	Not candy. And if she says yes, you're in.	Not candy. And if she says yes, you're in.
786	00:54:59,595	00:55:01,635	It's like a secret code girls have.	It's like a secret code girls have.
787	00:55:03,635	00:55:05,755	Well, look who it is.	Well, look who it is.
788	00:55:05,915	00:55:08,435	-Hi, Jovie. -Hi.	-Hi, Jovie. -Hi.
789	00:55:11,115	00:55:14,635	-Oh, uh, this is Michael. -I'm his brother.	-Oh, uh, this is Michael. -I'm his brother.
790	00:55:15,115	00:55:16,355	JOVIE: Hi.	JOVIE: Hi.
791	00:55:16,515	00:55:20,835	So, what are you doing here? Did Gimbels give you your job back?	So, what are you doing here? Did Gimbels give you your job back?
792	00:55:21,035	00:55:24,835	No, but things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order.	No, but things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order.
793	00:55:25,755	00:55:29,235	Well, um, you should probably get out of here.	Well, um, you should probably get out of here.
794	00:55:29,515	00:55:32,195	Ho-ho-ho.	Ho-ho-ho.
795	00:55:32,835	00:55:37,275	But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautiful...	But I really wanted to see you and I think you're beautiful...
796	00:55:37,475	00:55:41,955	...and I, um... I feel really warm when I am around you...	...and I, um... I feel really warm when I am around you...
797	00:55:42,115	00:55:45,995	...and, um, my tongue swells up.	...and, um, my tongue swells up.
798	00:55:50,635	00:55:52,475	So...	So...
799	00:55:53,035	00:55:54,635	Do you wanna go eat food?	Do you wanna go eat food?
800	00:55:55,555	00:55:57,875	JOVIE: Do I wanna eat food?	JOVIE: Do I wanna eat food?
801	00:55:58,075	00:55:59,315	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
802	00:55:59,475	00:56:02,915	You know, uh, the code.	You know, uh, the code.
803	00:56:03,075	00:56:04,715	Food.	Food.
804	00:56:06,475	00:56:08,755	JOVIE: Well, I just had my lunch break.	JOVIE: Well, I just had my lunch break.
805	00:56:09,835	00:56:12,395	Okay, I understand.	Okay, I understand.
806	00:56:12,635	00:56:14,795	But I'm free on Thursday.	But I'm free on Thursday.
807	00:56:16,315	00:56:20,355	-Thursday. Thursday. -Come on. That'd be great.	-Thursday. Thursday. -Come on. That'd be great.
808	00:56:20,555	00:56:21,955	All right.	All right.
809	00:56:22,115	00:56:24,875	-Is that okay? MICHAEL: You did great, man.	-Is that okay? MICHAEL: You did great, man.
810	00:56:26,035	00:56:27,955	-What should we put on it first? MICHAEL: Lights.	-What should we put on it first? MICHAEL: Lights.
811	00:56:28,115	00:56:30,075	Oh, good. And then after that?	Oh, good. And then after that?
812	00:56:30,275	00:56:32,315	MICHAEL: Ornaments. -Ornaments. Okay.	MICHAEL: Ornaments. -Ornaments. Okay.
813	00:56:34,115	00:56:37,115	-What the hell is that? MICHAEL: A Christmas tree.	-What the hell is that? MICHAEL: A Christmas tree.
814	00:56:37,315	00:56:41,195	-A Christmas tree? -Buddy chopped it down in the park.	-A Christmas tree? -Buddy chopped it down in the park.
815	00:56:42,035	00:56:43,875	Emily?	Emily?
816	00:56:44,075	00:56:46,555	I don't know what you're making such a big deal about.	I don't know what you're making such a big deal about.
817	00:56:46,755	00:56:48,836	-They were just having a little fun. -Oh, fun.	-They were just having a little fun. -Oh, fun.
818	00:56:49,036	00:56:52,676	So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, felonies were felonies.	So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, felonies were felonies.
819	00:56:52,876	00:56:55,516	Okay, the tree thing was bad. I'll get him to plant another one.	Okay, the tree thing was bad. I'll get him to plant another one.
820	00:56:55,716	00:56:58,196	But at least Michael is happy for once.	But at least Michael is happy for once.
821	00:56:58,716	00:57:00,636	What's that supposed to mean?	What's that supposed to mean?
822	00:57:00,796	00:57:05,316	Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter, that you haven't exactly been there for him.	Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter, that you haven't exactly been there for him.
823	00:57:05,516	00:57:10,636	Why don't we just pull him out of school and let the deranged elf-man raise him?	Why don't we just pull him out of school and let the deranged elf-man raise him?
824	00:57:10,796	00:57:13,236	Then they can have lots of fun committing felonies.	Then they can have lots of fun committing felonies.
825	00:57:13,436	00:57:17,676	-How are we gonna get the star on top? -I got it.	-How are we gonna get the star on top? -I got it.
826	00:57:30,076	00:57:32,836	I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here.	I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here.
827	00:57:33,036	00:57:35,476	He's gonna destroy the place.	He's gonna destroy the place.
828	00:57:37,556	00:57:39,916	Why don't you take off tomorrow, you know...	Why don't you take off tomorrow, you know...
829	00:57:40,076	00:57:41,916	...and you could stay home and watch him?	...and you could stay home and watch him?
830	00:57:42,076	00:57:45,756	Oh, no. No, I can't stay home tomorrow. I have a budget meeting tomorrow.	Oh, no. No, I can't stay home tomorrow. I have a budget meeting tomorrow.
831	00:57:45,916	00:57:50,516	Well, honey, I can't take off. I'm one bad pitch away from getting fired, one.	Well, honey, I can't take off. I'm one bad pitch away from getting fired, one.
832	00:57:50,676	00:57:52,676	Well, I tell you what. I have an idea then.	Well, I tell you what. I have an idea then.
833	00:57:52,836	00:57:56,516	Why don't you take Buddy to work with you?	Why don't you take Buddy to work with you?
834	00:57:59,116	00:58:00,556	[ELEVATOR DINGS]	[ELEVATOR DINGS]
835	00:58:03,596	00:58:05,116	-Hey, Walter. -Morning, Jack.	-Hey, Walter. -Morning, Jack.
836	00:58:05,276	00:58:07,796	Morning, Jack.	Morning, Jack.
837	00:58:07,996	00:58:09,916	-Good morning, Mr. Hobbs. -Morning, Sarah.	-Good morning, Mr. Hobbs. -Morning, Sarah.
838	00:58:10,076	00:58:13,396	Good morning, Sarah. That's a nice purple dress. It's very purply.	Good morning, Sarah. That's a nice purple dress. It's very purply.
839	00:58:13,556	00:58:14,996	WALTER: Francisco. -Hello, Mr. Hobbs.	WALTER: Francisco. -Hello, Mr. Hobbs.
840	00:58:15,156	00:58:18,756	Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco.	Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco.
841	00:58:18,916	00:58:19,916	[BUDDY GASPS]	[BUDDY GASPS]
842	00:58:20,076	00:58:21,516	-Hi. -Hi.	-Hi. -Hi.
843	00:58:21,716	00:58:23,716	-Remember me? -I do. I didn't recognize you.	-Remember me? -I do. I didn't recognize you.
844	00:58:23,876	00:58:26,556	I know. I'm in work clothes.	I know. I'm in work clothes.
845	00:58:29,676	00:58:32,636	-Thank you, Debra. -Thanks, Deb.	-Thank you, Debra. -Thanks, Deb.
846	00:58:32,796	00:58:35,516	BUDDY: You have a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.	BUDDY: You have a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
847	00:58:35,676	00:58:37,476	You just made my day.	You just made my day.
848	00:58:45,316	00:58:46,636	Ugh.	Ugh.
849	00:58:49,956	00:58:51,556	-Buddy. -Mm?	-Buddy. -Mm?
850	00:58:51,756	00:58:54,956	-You don't have to drink that. -Thank you.	-You don't have to drink that. -Thank you.
851	00:59:04,476	00:59:06,916	Francisco.	Francisco.
852	00:59:07,996	00:59:09,196	Francisco.	Francisco.
853	00:59:11,676	00:59:13,676	Francisco.	Francisco.
854	00:59:13,836	00:59:16,356	-Francisco. -Buddy.	-Francisco. -Buddy.
855	00:59:17,836	00:59:20,276	-Am I too loud? -Just a little.	-Am I too loud? -Just a little.
856	00:59:20,476	00:59:21,676	Sorry.	Sorry.
857	00:59:28,076	00:59:29,676	Yes, Bud?	Yes, Bud?
858	00:59:29,876	00:59:31,396	Why is your name on the desk?	Why is your name on the desk?
859	00:59:32,316	00:59:36,036	I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it.	I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it.
860	00:59:38,676	00:59:40,116	That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?	That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?
861	00:59:40,516	00:59:42,116	Yeah, Buddy, that's a joke.	Yeah, Buddy, that's a joke.
862	00:59:42,957	00:59:45,397	So, what are we gonna build?	So, what are we gonna build?
863	00:59:45,757	00:59:48,317	No, we don't do that kind of work here, pal.	No, we don't do that kind of work here, pal.
864	00:59:48,517	00:59:50,277	[PHONE RINGS]	[PHONE RINGS]
865	00:59:50,477	00:59:52,557	-Buddy the elf. -Put that down.	-Buddy the elf. -Put that down.
866	00:59:52,717	00:59:55,157	Hello? Hello?	Hello? Hello?
867	00:59:55,357	00:59:56,997	[DIAL TONE HUMMING]	[DIAL TONE HUMMING]
868	00:59:57,557	01:00:01,077	-Please, don't touch anything. -Sorry.	-Please, don't touch anything. -Sorry.
869	01:00:08,237	01:00:11,517	Bud, have you ever seen a mail room?	Bud, have you ever seen a mail room?
870	01:00:11,677	01:00:12,797	A mail room? No.	A mail room? No.
871	01:00:12,997	01:00:14,557	-No? Oh. -No.	-No? Oh. -No.
872	01:00:14,757	01:00:16,557	I mean, wow. Wow.	I mean, wow. Wow.
873	01:00:16,757	01:00:19,917	Listen, it's a place where mail from all over the world comes.	Listen, it's a place where mail from all over the world comes.
874	01:00:20,077	01:00:22,797	And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all.	And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all.
875	01:00:22,957	01:00:25,517	-And they put it in these shiny bins. -Shiny bins.	-And they put it in these shiny bins. -Shiny bins.
876	01:00:25,717	01:00:26,957	Right. What do you think?	Right. What do you think?
877	01:00:27,117	01:00:29,317	-It sounds great. -Good.	-It sounds great. -Good.
878	01:00:29,517	01:00:30,757	Can we go there?	Can we go there?
879	01:00:30,917	01:00:34,637	Well, I got to work here. Maybe you can work there.	Well, I got to work here. Maybe you can work there.
880	01:00:34,797	01:00:36,237	Okay, I'll work there.	Okay, I'll work there.
881	01:00:39,557	01:00:42,317	I don't think this is the place my dad was talking about.	I don't think this is the place my dad was talking about.
882	01:00:42,517	01:00:46,037	-Is there a different mail room? -No, this is the only one.	-Is there a different mail room? -No, this is the only one.
883	01:00:46,237	01:00:47,757	It's not very shiny.	It's not very shiny.
884	01:00:48,637	01:00:52,717	Now, over here is the trench.	Now, over here is the trench.
885	01:00:52,917	01:00:55,117	All the mail comes out that shooter.	All the mail comes out that shooter.
886	01:00:55,277	01:00:58,877	Scan and find the floor each piece is moving to.	Scan and find the floor each piece is moving to.
887	01:00:59,077	01:01:03,477	Put it in a canister and shove it up the tube with the same number.	Put it in a canister and shove it up the tube with the same number.
888	01:01:03,677	01:01:06,837	-You got that? -I think so.	-You got that? -I think so.
889	01:01:06,997	01:01:09,597	This place reminds me of Santa's workshop.	This place reminds me of Santa's workshop.
890	01:01:09,957	01:01:11,557	Except it smells like mushrooms...	Except it smells like mushrooms...
891	01:01:11,757	01:01:14,677	...and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.	...and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
892	01:01:14,837	01:01:18,237	Greenway is coming in tomorrow so, what? What do we got?	Greenway is coming in tomorrow so, what? What do we got?
893	01:01:18,437	01:01:20,797	Well, Morris and I have been brainstorming...	Well, Morris and I have been brainstorming...
894	01:01:20,957	01:01:23,717	...and we've come up with what I think is a pretty big idea.	...and we've come up with what I think is a pretty big idea.
895	01:01:23,877	01:01:26,637	-Great. What? -You're gonna love it. It's fantastic.	-Great. What? -You're gonna love it. It's fantastic.
896	01:01:26,797	01:01:28,517	-What? MORRIS: Okay.	-What? MORRIS: Okay.
897	01:01:29,197	01:01:31,317	Picture this:	Picture this:
898	01:01:31,797	01:01:34,797	We bring in Miles Finch.	We bring in Miles Finch.
899	01:01:35,877	01:01:37,317	The Miles Finch?	The Miles Finch?
900	01:01:37,477	01:01:40,077	-The golden ghost. -We bring him in.	-The golden ghost. -We bring him in.
901	01:01:40,237	01:01:42,677	He's written more classics than Dr. Seuss.	He's written more classics than Dr. Seuss.
902	01:01:42,877	01:01:45,637	It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot.	It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot.
903	01:01:46,437	01:01:49,917	My two top writers, my crack team, my fun squad...	My two top writers, my crack team, my fun squad...
904	01:01:50,077	01:01:53,597	...you came in here pitching me the idea of hiring another writer?	...you came in here pitching me the idea of hiring another writer?
905	01:01:53,757	01:01:57,357	-Yeah. -Miles Finch.	-Yeah. -Miles Finch.
906	01:02:00,117	01:02:01,717	I like it.	I like it.
907	01:02:03,517	01:02:04,877	I like it.	I like it.
908	01:02:05,037	01:02:08,157	Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...	Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...
909	01:02:08,357	01:02:11,877	...and past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.	...and past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gumdrops.
910	01:02:12,077	01:02:14,037	Oh! Ooh.	Oh! Ooh.
911	01:02:14,637	01:02:15,717	Wow.	Wow.
912	01:02:15,917	01:02:17,517	It's sucky.	It's sucky.
913	01:02:17,677	01:02:20,237	Oh, wonderful. Yes.	Oh, wonderful. Yes.
914	01:02:20,397	01:02:22,197	That is marvelous how that...	That is marvelous how that...
915	01:02:22,357	01:02:24,197	[LAUGHS]	[LAUGHS]
916	01:02:24,357	01:02:25,797	Oh, it's very sucky.	Oh, it's very sucky.
917	01:02:26,517	01:02:28,997	It's very sucky.	It's very sucky.
918	01:02:29,157	01:02:30,597	Whew.	Whew.
919	01:02:30,797	01:02:33,557	-So how'd you get here? -Work release.	-So how'd you get here? -Work release.
920	01:02:33,717	01:02:34,957	Mm.	Mm.
921	01:02:36,077	01:02:38,078	Syrup in coffee?	Syrup in coffee?
922	01:02:38,318	01:02:40,558	Why didn't I think of that? Can I try some?	Why didn't I think of that? Can I try some?
923	01:02:40,718	01:02:41,998	Be my guest.	Be my guest.
924	01:02:42,238	01:02:44,198	Very generous of you.	Very generous of you.
925	01:02:44,398	01:02:45,918	Mmm. Oh.	Mmm. Oh.
926	01:02:46,078	01:02:47,438	I love syrup.	I love syrup.
927	01:02:49,878	01:02:52,398	Oh, I love it.	Oh, I love it.
928	01:02:53,118	01:02:54,918	Mmm.	Mmm.
929	01:02:55,918	01:02:58,238	You know what, I know I sound like a broken record.	You know what, I know I sound like a broken record.
930	01:02:58,398	01:02:59,678	But we are buddies.	But we are buddies.
931	01:02:59,878	01:03:02,398	You're my best friend, that's it. You're my best friend.	You're my best friend, that's it. You're my best friend.
932	01:03:02,558	01:03:05,278	You know, Buddy, nobody around here listens to me.	You know, Buddy, nobody around here listens to me.
933	01:03:05,438	01:03:07,598	-I got really good ideas. -Yeah, I believe it.	-I got really good ideas. -Yeah, I believe it.
934	01:03:07,798	01:03:10,438	I know, I'm right, I listen to you. You have great ideas.	I know, I'm right, I listen to you. You have great ideas.
935	01:03:10,638	01:03:12,958	-I just try to go with the flow. -Go with the flow.	-I just try to go with the flow. -Go with the flow.
936	01:03:13,118	01:03:14,238	-Yeah. -Go with the flow.	-Yeah. -Go with the flow.
937	01:03:14,398	01:03:16,958	-No, I gotta get out of the flow. -Well, then get out...	-No, I gotta get out of the flow. -Well, then get out...
938	01:03:17,118	01:03:19,238	I'm in the flow. That's what got me here.	I'm in the flow. That's what got me here.
939	01:03:19,438	01:03:21,598	I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it.	I'm 26 years old, I got nothing to show for it.
940	01:03:21,758	01:03:24,358	You're young. You're so young.	You're young. You're so young.
941	01:03:24,558	01:03:25,678	-My papa... -Yeah?	-My papa... -Yeah?
942	01:03:25,838	01:03:28,798	He didn't make master tinker till he was 490.	He didn't make master tinker till he was 490.
943	01:03:28,958	01:03:30,958	[BOTH LAUGHING]	[BOTH LAUGHING]
944	01:03:32,958	01:03:35,438	Four hundred ninety.	Four hundred ninety.
945	01:03:36,518	01:03:38,838	It's a tickle fight, tickle fight.	It's a tickle fight, tickle fight.
946	01:03:39,038	01:03:41,958	Tickle fight, tickle fight.	Tickle fight, tickle fight.
947	01:03:42,198	01:03:45,278	My favorite book of yours has gotta be Gus' Pickles.	My favorite book of yours has gotta be Gus' Pickles.
948	01:03:45,438	01:03:49,078	It's existential yet it's so accessible.	It's existential yet it's so accessible.
949	01:03:49,238	01:03:51,958	Mr. Finch, Eugene Dupree here.	Mr. Finch, Eugene Dupree here.
950	01:03:52,118	01:03:55,238	It's a thrill just to be talking to you on our speaker phone.	It's a thrill just to be talking to you on our speaker phone.
951	01:03:55,398	01:03:58,518	Miles, so, what do you think? Can you fly in tomorrow?	Miles, so, what do you think? Can you fly in tomorrow?
952	01:03:58,878	01:04:01,678	MILES: I'll give you five hours tomorrow, not a minute more.	MILES: I'll give you five hours tomorrow, not a minute more.
953	01:04:01,838	01:04:03,318	Well, that's great.	Well, that's great.
954	01:04:03,518	01:04:06,478	I'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport.	I'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport.
955	01:04:06,638	01:04:10,878	I need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly.	I need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly.
956	01:04:11,038	01:04:12,318	-We can do that. DEB: Mr. Hobbs?	-We can do that. DEB: Mr. Hobbs?
957	01:04:12,478	01:04:14,758	-There's a situation downstairs. MILES: I'm sorry, what?	-There's a situation downstairs. MILES: I'm sorry, what?
958	01:04:14,918	01:04:17,038	No, hold on, Miles. Deb, hang up.	No, hold on, Miles. Deb, hang up.
959	01:04:17,238	01:04:20,638	-I do not hold. Do not put me on hold. DEB: We have a problem in the mail room.	-I do not hold. Do not put me on hold. DEB: We have a problem in the mail room.
960	01:04:20,798	01:04:22,278	-What's going on? -Don't speak.	-What's going on? -Don't speak.
961	01:04:22,438	01:04:23,478	Debra, hang up.	Debra, hang up.
962	01:04:23,638	01:04:26,078	MILES: That's it, I'm gone. -Miles.	MILES: That's it, I'm gone. -Miles.
963	01:04:29,478	01:04:31,958	I'll be there tomorrow. Seventy-one degrees.	I'll be there tomorrow. Seventy-one degrees.
964	01:04:32,318	01:04:34,998	DEB: Sir, Chuck in the mail room needs to talk to you.	DEB: Sir, Chuck in the mail room needs to talk to you.
965	01:04:35,158	01:04:36,758	Chuck.	Chuck.
966	01:04:36,918	01:04:38,678	What? What could be going on down there...	What? What could be going on down there...
967	01:04:38,838	01:04:40,918	...that's so important you had to interrupt me? What?	...that's so important you had to interrupt me? What?
968	01:04:41,078	01:04:43,078	["WHOOMP! THERE IT IS" PLAYING OVER STEREO]	["WHOOMP! THERE IT IS" PLAYING OVER STEREO]
969	01:04:43,238	01:04:45,238	[ALL WHOOPING, CHEERING]	[ALL WHOOPING, CHEERING]
970	01:04:48,118	01:04:50,758	ALL: Hey! Hey!	ALL: Hey! Hey!
971	01:04:51,718	01:04:52,718	Hey!	Hey!
972	01:04:58,078	01:04:59,078	Yeah!	Yeah!
973	01:05:05,358	01:05:07,038	[MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE]	[MUSIC PLAYING OVER PHONE]
974	01:05:08,358	01:05:09,798	[INTERCOM BUZZES]	[INTERCOM BUZZES]
975	01:05:10,598	01:05:12,318	Coming.	Coming.
976	01:05:16,638	01:05:17,958	Hi.	Hi.
977	01:05:18,358	01:05:22,718	-Wow, you look miraculous. -And so do you.	-Wow, you look miraculous. -And so do you.
978	01:05:22,878	01:05:23,958	Thank you.	Thank you.
979	01:05:24,118	01:05:25,958	What would you like to do?	What would you like to do?
980	01:05:26,118	01:05:28,198	I got some ideas.	I got some ideas.
981	01:05:33,039	01:05:36,439	Just reach out in front of you and take a sip.	Just reach out in front of you and take a sip.
982	01:05:36,599	01:05:39,919	Don't look. There you go.	Don't look. There you go.
983	01:05:41,599	01:05:43,439	Well?	Well?
984	01:05:44,039	01:05:46,079	It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.	It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.
985	01:05:46,239	01:05:48,239	[BUDDY CHUCKLES]	[BUDDY CHUCKLES]
986	01:05:50,119	01:05:52,399	It is a crappy cup of coffee.	It is a crappy cup of coffee.
987	01:05:52,559	01:05:54,959	No, it's the world's best cup of coffee.	No, it's the world's best cup of coffee.
988	01:05:55,399	01:05:58,559	The trick is to not get your arm caught in the door.	The trick is to not get your arm caught in the door.
989	01:05:58,759	01:06:02,359	Also, never close your eyes because then you'll get sick.	Also, never close your eyes because then you'll get sick.
990	01:06:02,559	01:06:05,479	Okay, when you feel comfortable, you just jump in.	Okay, when you feel comfortable, you just jump in.
991	01:06:06,479	01:06:08,519	-What are you doing? -I'm skipping.	-What are you doing? -I'm skipping.
992	01:06:08,679	01:06:10,439	I'm skipping, I'm skipping.	I'm skipping, I'm skipping.
993	01:06:10,599	01:06:12,999	Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, one more, one more.	Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, one more, one more.
994	01:06:13,199	01:06:15,439	Now, look at the size of this one.	Now, look at the size of this one.
995	01:06:18,959	01:06:20,119	BUDDY: Hm?	BUDDY: Hm?
996	01:06:20,319	01:06:21,359	[JOVIE CHUCKLES]	[JOVIE CHUCKLES]
997	01:06:21,519	01:06:23,359	JOVIE: Come with me.	JOVIE: Come with me.
998	01:06:24,119	01:06:26,759	BUDDY: Look out. Yellow ones don't stop.	BUDDY: Look out. Yellow ones don't stop.
999	01:06:26,959	01:06:28,759	Yellow ones don't stop.	Yellow ones don't stop.
1000	01:06:35,199	01:06:38,399	Wow, that's a big one.	Wow, that's a big one.
1001	01:06:59,839	01:07:00,959	Sorry.	Sorry.
1002	01:07:01,319	01:07:02,439	You missed.	You missed.
1003	01:07:02,999	01:07:05,359	-What do you mean, I missed? -You missed.	-What do you mean, I missed? -You missed.
1004	01:07:15,079	01:07:16,839	[ELEVATOR DINGS]	[ELEVATOR DINGS]
1005	01:07:19,479	01:07:21,479	[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]	[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1006	01:07:25,599	01:07:29,319	-Miles Finch. -Miles Finch.	-Miles Finch. -Miles Finch.
1007	01:07:30,519	01:07:32,119	Miles Finch.	Miles Finch.
1008	01:07:35,359	01:07:37,119	All right, let's do this.	All right, let's do this.
1009	01:07:37,519	01:07:39,959	-Miles, I'm so happy you could come. -Yeah.	-Miles, I'm so happy you could come. -Yeah.
1010	01:07:40,159	01:07:42,079	-I'm Walter Hobbs. -Yeah, let's get the, uh...	-I'm Walter Hobbs. -Yeah, let's get the, uh...
1011	01:07:42,279	01:07:46,519	-Taken care of so we can get started. -Right, here you go.	-Taken care of so we can get started. -Right, here you go.
1012	01:07:48,639	01:07:49,679	MILES: Great.	MILES: Great.
1013	01:07:49,879	01:07:54,119	All right, ahem, what have you guys got so far?	All right, ahem, what have you guys got so far?
1014	01:07:54,279	01:07:55,639	Go ahead.	Go ahead.
1015	01:07:56,159	01:07:57,479	MORRIS: Uh...	MORRIS: Uh...
1016	01:07:57,679	01:08:00,199	We were thinking something like this:	We were thinking something like this:
1017	01:08:00,839	01:08:02,359	We open on a young tomato.	We open on a young tomato.
1018	01:08:02,559	01:08:04,759	He's had some tough times down at the farm.	He's had some tough times down at the farm.
1019	01:08:04,919	01:08:07,479	-You know, rabbits, and... MILES: No.	-You know, rabbits, and... MILES: No.
1020	01:08:07,679	01:08:09,759	No tomatoes. Too vulnerable.	No tomatoes. Too vulnerable.
1021	01:08:09,919	01:08:11,519	Kids, they're already vulnerable.	Kids, they're already vulnerable.
1022	01:08:11,719	01:08:13,239	I know, you see, I told you guys.	I know, you see, I told you guys.
1023	01:08:13,439	01:08:15,919	-I told them the very same thing. -And no farms.	-I told them the very same thing. -And no farms.
1024	01:08:16,079	01:08:19,719	Everybody's pushing small-town rural. Farm book would just be white noise.	Everybody's pushing small-town rural. Farm book would just be white noise.
1025	01:08:19,879	01:08:24,319	What about this? A tribe of asparagus children.	What about this? A tribe of asparagus children.
1026	01:08:24,479	01:08:28,560	But they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.	But they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.
1027	01:08:33,480	01:08:35,520	Apparently, all we have is vegetables.	Apparently, all we have is vegetables.
1028	01:08:35,680	01:08:37,160	I have no time, so, you know...	I have no time, so, you know...
1029	01:08:37,600	01:08:41,320	Yeah. I've got about five or six great starts here.	Yeah. I've got about five or six great starts here.
1030	01:08:41,480	01:08:45,720	I got one idea that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about.	I got one idea that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about.
1031	01:08:45,880	01:08:49,760	You know, it's one of those ideas where you're just like, yes!	You know, it's one of those ideas where you're just like, yes!
1032	01:08:49,920	01:08:52,280	-Whoa. MILES: Heh-heh-heh.	-Whoa. MILES: Heh-heh-heh.
1033	01:08:53,200	01:08:55,120	Uh, great. Could we hear it?	Uh, great. Could we hear it?
1034	01:08:55,320	01:08:56,920	I'll start with the cover. Picture this.	I'll start with the cover. Picture this.
1035	01:08:57,080	01:08:58,080	[DOOR OPENS]	[DOOR OPENS]
1036	01:08:58,280	01:09:03,120	BUDDY: Dad, I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.	BUDDY: Dad, I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it.
1037	01:09:03,640	01:09:06,960	Buddy, not now. Can you please go back to the pit?	Buddy, not now. Can you please go back to the pit?
1038	01:09:07,160	01:09:09,360	I'll come and visit you in a little while, okay?	I'll come and visit you in a little while, okay?
1039	01:09:09,520	01:09:11,520	I didn't know you had elves working here.	I didn't know you had elves working here.
1040	01:09:14,280	01:09:16,600	Boy, you're hilarious, my friend.	Boy, you're hilarious, my friend.
1041	01:09:16,800	01:09:18,960	He doesn't, uh...	He doesn't, uh...
1042	01:09:19,120	01:09:21,920	Get back to the story, please.	Get back to the story, please.
1043	01:09:22,080	01:09:23,280	[MILES CLEARS THROAT]	[MILES CLEARS THROAT]
1044	01:09:23,440	01:09:25,080	So on the cover above the title...	So on the cover above the title...
1045	01:09:25,240	01:09:27,680	Does Santa know that you left the workshop?	Does Santa know that you left the workshop?
1046	01:09:27,880	01:09:29,840	You know, we're all laughing our heads off.	You know, we're all laughing our heads off.
1047	01:09:30,000	01:09:32,320	Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?	Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
1048	01:09:32,520	01:09:34,920	-Buddy, go back to the basement. MILES: Hey, jackweed.	-Buddy, go back to the basement. MILES: Hey, jackweed.
1049	01:09:35,080	01:09:38,200	I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life.	I get more action in a week than you've had your entire life.
1050	01:09:38,720	01:09:42,120	-I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vale. -Oh.	-I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vale. -Oh.
1051	01:09:42,320	01:09:44,840	Each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen.	Each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen.
1052	01:09:45,520	01:09:48,120	So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face...	So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face...
1053	01:09:48,280	01:09:50,600	...before I come over there and smack it off.	...before I come over there and smack it off.
1054	01:09:50,760	01:09:55,640	You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.	You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
1055	01:10:00,240	01:10:01,720	He's an angry elf.	He's an angry elf.
1056	01:10:04,720	01:10:06,160	[GROWLING]	[GROWLING]
1057	01:10:06,320	01:10:07,400	Look at you.	Look at you.
1058	01:10:09,720	01:10:11,960	Ow. Hey, what...?	Ow. Hey, what...?
1059	01:10:12,920	01:10:15,520	I wasn't ready for that. Hey, hey, hey.	I wasn't ready for that. Hey, hey, hey.
1060	01:10:15,680	01:10:17,600	DEB: Ah! -Whoa!	DEB: Ah! -Whoa!
1061	01:10:18,680	01:10:22,520	-Ooh. -Call me elf one more time. Call me elf.	-Ooh. -Call me elf one more time. Call me elf.
1062	01:10:22,680	01:10:24,920	You're an elf.	You're an elf.
1063	01:10:31,480	01:10:33,400	Miles, I'm sorry. He thinks he's an elf.	Miles, I'm sorry. He thinks he's an elf.
1064	01:10:34,440	01:10:36,600	Listen, Miles. Listen, Miles.	Listen, Miles. Listen, Miles.
1065	01:10:36,760	01:10:37,760	[DOOR SLAMS]	[DOOR SLAMS]
1066	01:10:37,960	01:10:40,760	He must be a South Pole elf.	He must be a South Pole elf.
1067	01:10:43,040	01:10:44,360	You get the hell out of here.	You get the hell out of here.
1068	01:10:45,040	01:10:47,880	-Where do you want me to go? -I don't care where you go.	-Where do you want me to go? -I don't care where you go.
1069	01:10:48,040	01:10:50,320	I don't care that you're an elf, that you're nuts.	I don't care that you're an elf, that you're nuts.
1070	01:10:50,520	01:10:52,160	I don't care that you're my son!	I don't care that you're my son!
1071	01:10:52,560	01:10:54,560	Get out of my life, now!	Get out of my life, now!
1072	01:11:05,720	01:11:07,040	EMILY: Hi, it's me.	EMILY: Hi, it's me.
1073	01:11:07,240	01:11:11,080	WALTER: I really can't talk right now. -Just tell me how the pitch went.	WALTER: I really can't talk right now. -Just tell me how the pitch went.
1074	01:11:11,600	01:11:13,480	I'm gonna be later than I thought, okay?	I'm gonna be later than I thought, okay?
1075	01:11:13,640	01:11:17,000	Well, don't be too late, Walter, it's Christmas Eve.	Well, don't be too late, Walter, it's Christmas Eve.
1076	01:11:17,400	01:11:19,160	-Walter. -Wait.	-Walter. -Wait.
1077	01:11:19,320	01:11:22,761	-Honey, I gotta go, okay? Love you. -Say hi to Buddy.	-Honey, I gotta go, okay? Love you. -Say hi to Buddy.
1078	01:11:24,241	01:11:26,241	-What? -Walter, breakthrough.	-What? -Walter, breakthrough.
1079	01:11:26,401	01:11:28,841	-We found this in the conference room. -What is it?	-We found this in the conference room. -What is it?
1080	01:11:29,001	01:11:33,401	It's Miles Finch's notebook. This thing is chock-full of genius ideas.	It's Miles Finch's notebook. This thing is chock-full of genius ideas.
1081	01:11:33,601	01:11:34,881	I mean, look at that.	I mean, look at that.
1082	01:11:35,041	01:11:38,561	MORRIS: And his best idea is about a peach that lives on a farm.	MORRIS: And his best idea is about a peach that lives on a farm.
1083	01:11:38,721	01:11:41,921	-What's more vulnerable than a peach? -What? What do we do?	-What's more vulnerable than a peach? -What? What do we do?
1084	01:11:42,081	01:11:44,361	EUGENE: We should go with the first pitch. It's genius.	EUGENE: We should go with the first pitch. It's genius.
1085	01:11:44,681	01:11:46,921	-How much time we got? -We got, like, 45 minutes.	-How much time we got? -We got, like, 45 minutes.
1086	01:11:47,081	01:11:49,241	Come on, let's try to get a storyboard ready.	Come on, let's try to get a storyboard ready.
1087	01:11:49,441	01:11:50,921	-Come on, let's do it. -Just try.	-Come on, let's do it. -Just try.
1088	01:11:51,121	01:11:53,201	You can't sit down and get a storyboard ready.	You can't sit down and get a storyboard ready.
1089	01:11:53,401	01:11:56,001	-Go and get a storyboard ready. EUGENE: Okay. Go.	-Go and get a storyboard ready. EUGENE: Okay. Go.
1090	01:12:00,441	01:12:03,041	BUDDY: I'm sorry I ruined your lives...	BUDDY: I'm sorry I ruined your lives...
1091	01:12:03,201	01:12:08,481	...and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.	...and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.
1092	01:12:09,041	01:12:13,521	I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere.	I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere.
1093	01:12:14,321	01:12:14,481	I’ll never forget you. Love, Buddy.	I’ll never forget you. Love, Buddy.
1094	01:12:14,521	01:12:18,801	I'll never forget you. Love, Buddy.	I'll never forget you. Love, Buddy.
1095	01:12:18,961	01:12:20,761	God.	God.
1096	01:12:31,521	01:12:33,321	Hey, Buddy.	Hey, Buddy.
1097	01:12:35,641	01:12:37,401	Buddy?	Buddy?
1098	01:12:43,721	01:12:47,161	GREENWAY: We need a big launch, fast, to get the company back on track.	GREENWAY: We need a big launch, fast, to get the company back on track.
1099	01:12:47,641	01:12:52,121	So I think I speak for my fellow board members when I say:	So I think I speak for my fellow board members when I say:
1100	01:12:52,281	01:12:54,601	This better be good.	This better be good.
1101	01:12:54,801	01:12:58,321	Before I get into the story, uh, let me start with the cover, okay?	Before I get into the story, uh, let me start with the cover, okay?
1102	01:12:58,521	01:12:59,801	Now, just picture this:	Now, just picture this:
1103	01:13:00,441	01:13:02,921	Dad, I gotta talk to you.	Dad, I gotta talk to you.
1104	01:13:03,081	01:13:05,681	-Michael, what is it? -Buddy ran away.	-Michael, what is it? -Buddy ran away.
1105	01:13:05,841	01:13:07,921	-What? -He left a note.	-What? -He left a note.
1106	01:13:08,641	01:13:10,641	I'm scared, Dad. He's gone.	I'm scared, Dad. He's gone.
1107	01:13:11,521	01:13:15,641	Let me just finish this meeting and then we'll figure it out, okay?	Let me just finish this meeting and then we'll figure it out, okay?
1108	01:13:15,841	01:13:19,721	Figure out what? Buddy cares about everybody.	Figure out what? Buddy cares about everybody.
1109	01:13:19,881	01:13:21,361	All you care about is yourself.	All you care about is yourself.
1110	01:13:23,441	01:13:25,561	Hey, Michael.	Hey, Michael.
1111	01:13:26,561	01:13:28,161	Wait.	Wait.
1112	01:13:33,041	01:13:35,361	We're gonna have to reschedule this, Mr. Greenway.	We're gonna have to reschedule this, Mr. Greenway.
1113	01:13:35,561	01:13:37,041	We don't have time to reschedule.	We don't have time to reschedule.
1114	01:13:37,201	01:13:40,201	I wanna hear the damn thing now. Son, you'll have to wait.	I wanna hear the damn thing now. Son, you'll have to wait.
1115	01:13:40,361	01:13:42,481	No, don't tell my kid what to do.	No, don't tell my kid what to do.
1116	01:13:44,561	01:13:46,841	Can't we do this another time, Mr. Greenway?	Can't we do this another time, Mr. Greenway?
1117	01:13:47,001	01:13:50,801	I flew in just to hear this pitch and I intend to.	I flew in just to hear this pitch and I intend to.
1118	01:13:50,961	01:13:52,521	It's gonna have to wait.	It's gonna have to wait.
1119	01:13:52,681	01:13:56,681	If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, you will pitch me this book right now.	If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, you will pitch me this book right now.
1120	01:14:04,881	01:14:07,281	Well, up yours.	Well, up yours.
1121	01:14:07,441	01:14:10,241	-Yeah, up yours. -Hey.	-Yeah, up yours. -Hey.
1122	01:14:11,841	01:14:14,121	GREENWAY: Hobbs, Hobbs, Hobbs!	GREENWAY: Hobbs, Hobbs, Hobbs!
1123	01:14:14,281	01:14:17,482	You walk out of here and you're finished at Greenway!	You walk out of here and you're finished at Greenway!
1124	01:14:17,682	01:14:19,562	You're finished!	You're finished!
1125	01:14:36,522	01:14:38,882	I don't belong anywhere.	I don't belong anywhere.
1126	01:14:41,562	01:14:45,482	Buddy.	Buddy.
1127	01:14:45,642	01:14:47,322	Buddy, where are you?	Buddy, where are you?
1128	01:14:50,442	01:14:52,442	[SANTA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]	[SANTA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
1129	01:14:56,242	01:14:59,602	SANTA: Prancer, whoa, come on, come on.	SANTA: Prancer, whoa, come on, come on.
1130	01:14:59,802	01:15:02,962	Vixen, up, up.	Vixen, up, up.
1131	01:15:03,482	01:15:05,922	Santa?	Santa?
1132	01:15:06,082	01:15:08,842	SANTA: Come on, you can do it.	SANTA: Come on, you can do it.
1133	01:15:20,322	01:15:22,362	-Dad. -What?	-Dad. -What?
1134	01:15:22,522	01:15:24,722	Michael, where you going? Michael.	Michael, where you going? Michael.
1135	01:15:43,202	01:15:44,242	Santa.	Santa.
1136	01:15:44,882	01:15:48,482	Back off, slick. You'll scare the deer.	Back off, slick. You'll scare the deer.
1137	01:15:49,002	01:15:51,002	Buddy, is that you?	Buddy, is that you?
1138	01:15:51,162	01:15:52,362	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
1139	01:15:52,562	01:15:55,402	Boy, am I glad to see you.	Boy, am I glad to see you.
1140	01:15:55,562	01:15:59,202	The Clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero.	The Clausometer suddenly just dropped down to zero.
1141	01:15:59,402	01:16:02,642	There's just no Christmas spirit anymore.	There's just no Christmas spirit anymore.
1142	01:16:03,242	01:16:05,242	And the strain was too much.	And the strain was too much.
1143	01:16:05,402	01:16:08,522	The engine broke free of her mounts.	The engine broke free of her mounts.
1144	01:16:13,882	01:16:16,082	I need an elf's help.	I need an elf's help.
1145	01:16:16,242	01:16:17,402	I...	I...
1146	01:16:17,562	01:16:21,522	I'm not an elf, Santa. I can't do anything right.	I'm not an elf, Santa. I can't do anything right.
1147	01:16:21,722	01:16:25,962	Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met.	Buddy, you're more of an elf than anyone I ever met.
1148	01:16:26,362	01:16:30,602	And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight.	And the only one who I would want working on my sleigh tonight.
1149	01:16:30,762	01:16:32,802	-Really? -Really.	-Really? -Really.
1150	01:16:32,962	01:16:35,122	Will you fix it for me, Buddy?	Will you fix it for me, Buddy?
1151	01:16:35,322	01:16:37,602	I'll try. Papa taught me how.	I'll try. Papa taught me how.
1152	01:16:37,762	01:16:39,042	You gotta find it first.	You gotta find it first.
1153	01:16:39,242	01:16:41,642	It dropped off the sleigh back over there a ways.	It dropped off the sleigh back over there a ways.
1154	01:16:41,802	01:16:44,042	-The engine? -The engine, yeah.	-The engine? -The engine, yeah.
1155	01:16:44,242	01:16:47,242	Go, Buddy. Go, Mr. Elf.	Go, Buddy. Go, Mr. Elf.
1156	01:16:49,562	01:16:51,442	I'm standing here outside Central Park...	I'm standing here outside Central Park...
1157	01:16:51,602	01:16:54,482	...where it is unclear exactly what has happened.	...where it is unclear exactly what has happened.
1158	01:16:54,642	01:16:57,082	What we know is, authorities have closed the park...	What we know is, authorities have closed the park...
1159	01:16:57,242	01:16:59,122	...and are in the process of clearing it.	...and are in the process of clearing it.
1160	01:16:59,282	01:17:01,202	The only thing that people can agree on...	The only thing that people can agree on...
1161	01:17:01,362	01:17:04,602	...is that they saw something fall from the sky.	...is that they saw something fall from the sky.
1162	01:17:04,802	01:17:08,242	I've got an eyewitness with me who claims to have seen the thing firsthand.	I've got an eyewitness with me who claims to have seen the thing firsthand.
1163	01:17:08,402	01:17:10,002	What did you actually see?	What did you actually see?
1164	01:17:10,162	01:17:13,603	I was walking around, I saw this thing and my daughter pointed it out to me.	I was walking around, I saw this thing and my daughter pointed it out to me.
1165	01:17:13,763	01:17:15,003	WOMAN: Oh, your daughter saw it?	WOMAN: Oh, your daughter saw it?
1166	01:17:15,163	01:17:18,323	Sweetheart, can you tell me what you saw falling out of the sky?	Sweetheart, can you tell me what you saw falling out of the sky?
1167	01:17:18,523	01:17:19,963	It was Santa's sleigh.	It was Santa's sleigh.
1168	01:17:20,123	01:17:22,243	[WOMAN LAUGHS ON TV]	[WOMAN LAUGHS ON TV]
1169	01:17:22,403	01:17:25,243	Santa's sleigh. Well, there you have it. Santa's in Manhattan.	Santa's sleigh. Well, there you have it. Santa's in Manhattan.
1170	01:17:25,403	01:17:28,043	Sorry to interrupt your first big news story, Charlotte...	Sorry to interrupt your first big news story, Charlotte...
1171	01:17:28,243	01:17:30,123	...but New York One has just received...	...but New York One has just received...
1172	01:17:30,283	01:17:34,563	...some exclusive amateur news footage that you just might wanna follow up on.	...some exclusive amateur news footage that you just might wanna follow up on.
1173	01:17:34,963	01:17:37,683	There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf...	There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf...
1174	01:17:37,883	01:17:39,723	...wandering through Central Park.	...wandering through Central Park.
1175	01:17:39,923	01:17:44,203	I don't know if this is the hard-hitting news you're used to covering in Buffalo.	I don't know if this is the hard-hitting news you're used to covering in Buffalo.
1176	01:17:44,403	01:17:47,283	-Oh, my God. -Here at New York One, news is top priority.	-Oh, my God. -Here at New York One, news is top priority.
1177	01:17:58,563	01:18:00,723	What the hell...?	What the hell...?
1178	01:18:01,323	01:18:03,203	BUDDY: Hey.	BUDDY: Hey.
1179	01:18:03,403	01:18:05,523	-You found it. -Buddy.	-You found it. -Buddy.
1180	01:18:11,763	01:18:13,323	I need to tell you something.	I need to tell you something.
1181	01:18:13,483	01:18:16,443	No, Buddy, there's something I have to tell you right now. Um...	No, Buddy, there's something I have to tell you right now. Um...
1182	01:18:16,603	01:18:19,243	I didn't mean anything I said back there. Not a word.	I didn't mean anything I said back there. Not a word.
1183	01:18:19,403	01:18:22,163	I know you may be a little, um...	I know you may be a little, um...
1184	01:18:23,443	01:18:27,323	Well, chemically imbalanced, but you've been right about a lot of things.	Well, chemically imbalanced, but you've been right about a lot of things.
1185	01:18:27,803	01:18:30,443	I don't want you to leave.	I don't want you to leave.
1186	01:18:30,643	01:18:33,443	You're my son and I love you.	You're my son and I love you.
1187	01:18:41,163	01:18:42,563	Buddy...	Buddy...
1188	01:18:43,083	01:18:46,483	-What was it you wanted to tell me? -Oh, right.	-What was it you wanted to tell me? -Oh, right.
1189	01:18:46,643	01:18:48,723	-Come with me. Come on. -Right.	-Come with me. Come on. -Right.
1190	01:18:56,043	01:18:58,803	I'm here with another eyewitness who has his own version.	I'm here with another eyewitness who has his own version.
1191	01:18:59,003	01:19:02,923	-Sir, what did you see? -I think you're great, Charlotte.	-Sir, what did you see? -I think you're great, Charlotte.
1192	01:19:03,083	01:19:06,163	I saw something fall from the sky into the middle of Central Park.	I saw something fall from the sky into the middle of Central Park.
1193	01:19:06,323	01:19:08,323	-You're a great news lady. -Thank you.	-You're a great news lady. -Thank you.
1194	01:19:08,483	01:19:11,243	Could you tell me more about what you saw fall from the sky?	Could you tell me more about what you saw fall from the sky?
1195	01:19:11,403	01:19:13,963	Your eyes tell the story. That's what I love about you.	Your eyes tell the story. That's what I love about you.
1196	01:19:14,123	01:19:17,203	And you got a great mouth. The thing just dropped in Central Park.	And you got a great mouth. The thing just dropped in Central Park.
1197	01:19:17,403	01:19:19,563	It was amazing. And everybody's going crazy.	It was amazing. And everybody's going crazy.
1198	01:19:19,723	01:19:22,923	CHARLOTTE: Dick, according to authorities, the area has been cleared.	CHARLOTTE: Dick, according to authorities, the area has been cleared.
1199	01:19:23,083	01:19:26,163	Only the Central Park Rangers now remain in the Park.	Only the Central Park Rangers now remain in the Park.
1200	01:19:26,483	01:19:29,443	These forces are highly-trained but rarely see action.	These forces are highly-trained but rarely see action.
1201	01:19:30,483	01:19:33,603	Some have accused them of being too gung ho when called into duty...	Some have accused them of being too gung ho when called into duty...
1202	01:19:33,763	01:19:36,123	...and their controversial crowd control tactics...	...and their controversial crowd control tactics...
1203	01:19:36,283	01:19:41,003	...at the Simon and Garfunkel concert in '85 are still under investigation.	...at the Simon and Garfunkel concert in '85 are still under investigation.
1204	01:19:41,163	01:19:43,563	I knew you'd find it, Mr. Elf.	I knew you'd find it, Mr. Elf.
1205	01:19:43,763	01:19:45,923	Slap it on real quick. We've got to get going.	Slap it on real quick. We've got to get going.
1206	01:19:48,843	01:19:49,923	Attaboy.	Attaboy.
1207	01:19:53,563	01:19:55,883	So, uh, you're...?	So, uh, you're...?
1208	01:19:56,043	01:19:58,043	-Santa Claus. -Right.	-Santa Claus. -Right.
1209	01:20:00,603	01:20:03,323	Would you mind taking this to your first-born?	Would you mind taking this to your first-born?
1210	01:20:03,523	01:20:04,683	Sure.	Sure.
1211	01:20:04,843	01:20:08,484	-Um, and my first-born, he's an elf? -Yeah.	-Um, and my first-born, he's an elf? -Yeah.
1212	01:20:08,644	01:20:11,004	Actually, I'm adopted.	Actually, I'm adopted.
1213	01:20:12,164	01:20:14,924	Michael, would you open this hatch for me, please?	Michael, would you open this hatch for me, please?
1214	01:20:21,364	01:20:23,484	Attaboy. Thank you.	Attaboy. Thank you.
1215	01:20:23,884	01:20:26,844	So you're really Santa Claus?	So you're really Santa Claus?
1216	01:20:27,404	01:20:29,684	You never can tell, kid.	You never can tell, kid.
1217	01:20:29,884	01:20:32,244	Tell me, Michael, what do you want for Christmas?	Tell me, Michael, what do you want for Christmas?
1218	01:20:32,404	01:20:35,084	-I wanted a skateboard. SANTA: Oh.	-I wanted a skateboard. SANTA: Oh.
1219	01:20:35,244	01:20:39,124	Not just a skateboard.	Not just a skateboard.
1220	01:20:39,284	01:20:42,364	A Real HUF board. Lookie here.	A Real HUF board. Lookie here.
1221	01:20:42,724	01:20:43,924	Lookie here.	Lookie here.
1222	01:20:44,324	01:20:45,884	How do you like them apples?	How do you like them apples?
1223	01:20:47,044	01:20:48,684	Go look and see.	Go look and see.
1224	01:20:55,044	01:20:56,044	Whoa.	Whoa.
1225	01:21:03,244	01:21:04,404	What happened?	What happened?
1226	01:21:04,564	01:21:07,924	-You made my sleigh fly. -What do you mean?	-You made my sleigh fly. -What do you mean?
1227	01:21:08,084	01:21:10,524	Well, before the turbine days...	Well, before the turbine days...
1228	01:21:10,724	01:21:13,484	...this baby used to run solely on Christmas spirit.	...this baby used to run solely on Christmas spirit.
1229	01:21:13,684	01:21:18,164	You believed in me. You made my sleigh fly.	You believed in me. You made my sleigh fly.
1230	01:21:18,324	01:21:22,324	Hold it, if you're really Santa Claus, then we can get some news cameras in here...	Hold it, if you're really Santa Claus, then we can get some news cameras in here...
1231	01:21:22,524	01:21:25,204	...everyone will believe in you, then your sleigh will fly.	...everyone will believe in you, then your sleigh will fly.
1232	01:21:25,404	01:21:28,684	Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing.	Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing.
1233	01:21:28,844	01:21:31,124	The whole world saw me, all would be lost.	The whole world saw me, all would be lost.
1234	01:21:31,324	01:21:34,724	The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.	The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.
1235	01:21:37,524	01:21:38,524	Hey, look.	Hey, look.
1236	01:21:40,204	01:21:41,964	[HORSE NEIGHS]	[HORSE NEIGHS]
1237	01:21:44,724	01:21:47,084	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
1238	01:21:48,284	01:21:51,724	It's the Central Park Rangers.	It's the Central Park Rangers.
1239	01:21:56,404	01:21:58,684	Dad, Michael.	Dad, Michael.
1240	01:21:59,604	01:22:00,844	I got a plan.	I got a plan.
1241	01:22:09,844	01:22:12,284	SANTA: Wait. Wait, Michael, my list.	SANTA: Wait. Wait, Michael, my list.
1242	01:22:12,444	01:22:14,724	You bring that list back right now, you hear me?	You bring that list back right now, you hear me?
1243	01:22:14,884	01:22:16,844	Come on, give me your hat and coat.	Come on, give me your hat and coat.
1244	01:22:17,004	01:22:19,044	Mrs. Claus made them for me.	Mrs. Claus made them for me.
1245	01:22:24,244	01:22:26,364	Hey, hey, here I am.	Hey, hey, here I am.
1246	01:22:28,724	01:22:29,844	Ho-ho-ho!	Ho-ho-ho!
1247	01:22:30,484	01:22:31,924	Hey. Ho-ho-ho!	Hey. Ho-ho-ho!
1248	01:22:32,084	01:22:33,924	Hey, hey.	Hey, hey.
1249	01:22:42,164	01:22:44,604	Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.	Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.
1250	01:22:44,804	01:22:47,764	CHARLOTTE: So the authorities have not discovered any reindeer in the park?	CHARLOTTE: So the authorities have not discovered any reindeer in the park?
1251	01:22:47,924	01:22:50,204	-No, no reindeer. -Sleigh bells?	-No, no reindeer. -Sleigh bells?
1252	01:22:50,404	01:22:52,044	-No sleigh bells either. -Elves?	-No sleigh bells either. -Elves?
1253	01:22:52,244	01:22:54,844	-No, none of that. -It's him, it's the real Santa.	-No, none of that. -It's him, it's the real Santa.
1254	01:22:55,004	01:22:57,004	His sleigh won't fly. Nobody believes in him.	His sleigh won't fly. Nobody believes in him.
1255	01:22:57,204	01:22:59,924	CHARLOTTE: Did you see something? MICHAEL: Santa needs us to believe.	CHARLOTTE: Did you see something? MICHAEL: Santa needs us to believe.
1256	01:23:00,084	01:23:02,605	I can prove he's real. Look, this is his list.	I can prove he's real. Look, this is his list.
1257	01:23:02,765	01:23:05,205	CHARLOTTE: Okay, well, further confirmation...	CHARLOTTE: Okay, well, further confirmation...
1258	01:23:05,365	01:23:07,445	...that there has been a Santa sighting tonight.	...that there has been a Santa sighting tonight.
1259	01:23:07,605	01:23:09,205	We have the naughty and nice list.	We have the naughty and nice list.
1260	01:23:09,365	01:23:11,645	"Lynn Kessler wants a Powerpuff Girls play set.	"Lynn Kessler wants a Powerpuff Girls play set.
1261	01:23:11,845	01:23:14,125	-Mark Webber wants an electric guitar." -Yes.	-Mark Webber wants an electric guitar." -Yes.
1262	01:23:14,285	01:23:17,165	"Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzie Talks A Lot."	"Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzie Talks A Lot."
1263	01:23:17,325	01:23:18,765	Thanks, Buddy.	Thanks, Buddy.
1264	01:23:18,925	01:23:21,485	"Dirk Lawson wants pampering at Burke Williams Spa.	"Dirk Lawson wants pampering at Burke Williams Spa.
1265	01:23:21,685	01:23:25,365	Stan Tobias wants a power-pumper water rifle."	Stan Tobias wants a power-pumper water rifle."
1266	01:23:25,965	01:23:29,645	-Must be another Dirk Lawson. -"Dave Keckler wants some Nike Shox."	-Must be another Dirk Lawson. -"Dave Keckler wants some Nike Shox."
1267	01:23:29,805	01:23:33,645	Okay. Well, obviously, we have a new development in the story.	Okay. Well, obviously, we have a new development in the story.
1268	01:23:33,805	01:23:36,565	A confirmation that Santa must've been sighted...	A confirmation that Santa must've been sighted...
1269	01:23:36,725	01:23:38,485	...because we have his book right here.	...because we have his book right here.
1270	01:23:38,645	01:23:40,125	-Heh-heh-heh. -What's your name?	-Heh-heh-heh. -What's your name?
1271	01:23:40,325	01:23:42,965	I'm Charlotte Dennon, New York One.	I'm Charlotte Dennon, New York One.
1272	01:23:43,165	01:23:46,005	D. D.	D. D.
1273	01:23:46,925	01:23:49,325	"Charlotte Dennon wants a Tiffany engagement ring...	"Charlotte Dennon wants a Tiffany engagement ring...
1274	01:23:49,485	01:23:52,285	...and for her boyfriend to stop dragging his feet and commit already."	...and for her boyfriend to stop dragging his feet and commit already."
1275	01:23:52,445	01:23:54,245	CROWD: Oh!	CROWD: Oh!
1276	01:23:57,205	01:23:58,325	We've got power.	We've got power.
1277	01:23:58,485	01:24:00,605	DICK: Charlotte? Charlotte?	DICK: Charlotte? Charlotte?
1278	01:24:00,805	01:24:03,525	-Hey, turn the cameras back on. -Who told you to say that?	-Hey, turn the cameras back on. -Who told you to say that?
1279	01:24:03,725	01:24:06,365	It's the real Santa. We need to get these cameras back on.	It's the real Santa. We need to get these cameras back on.
1280	01:24:06,565	01:24:09,005	-He needs our help. -Hey, Michael.	-He needs our help. -Hey, Michael.
1281	01:24:09,165	01:24:11,005	-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.	-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
1282	01:24:11,165	01:24:13,685	But Buddy, he's in the park with Santa.	But Buddy, he's in the park with Santa.
1283	01:24:13,845	01:24:17,125	The sleigh won't fly because there's no Christmas spirit.	The sleigh won't fly because there's no Christmas spirit.
1284	01:24:17,325	01:24:19,405	-Michael. -Mom.	-Michael. -Mom.
1285	01:24:19,565	01:24:21,645	Michael.	Michael.
1286	01:24:23,165	01:24:25,605	-Are you okay? -I'm fine.	-Are you okay? -I'm fine.
1287	01:24:26,045	01:24:28,685	The best way to spread Christmas cheer	The best way to spread Christmas cheer
1288	01:24:28,845	01:24:32,645	Is singing loud for all to hear	Is singing loud for all to hear
1289	01:24:33,445	01:24:34,445	[SIGHS]	[SIGHS]
1290	01:24:37,085	01:24:40,045	Buddy, we better get going. Get in now.	Buddy, we better get going. Get in now.
1291	01:24:40,205	01:24:42,365	Santa, I'm not done with the engine yet.	Santa, I'm not done with the engine yet.
1292	01:24:42,525	01:24:44,045	Can't wait.	Can't wait.
1293	01:24:44,205	01:24:46,485	On Dasher. On Dancer.	On Dasher. On Dancer.
1294	01:24:46,685	01:24:49,165	I'm not done with the engine.	I'm not done with the engine.
1295	01:24:52,685	01:24:57,405	That's okay. You get started, I'll catch up.	That's okay. You get started, I'll catch up.
1296	01:25:02,365	01:25:05,285	You know, he wasn't lying.	You know, he wasn't lying.
1297	01:25:05,445	01:25:08,325	Merry Christmas.	Merry Christmas.
1298	01:25:11,725	01:25:14,125	Santa, I caught up.	Santa, I caught up.
1299	01:25:14,285	01:25:16,445	Stop messing around and get in.	Stop messing around and get in.
1300	01:25:16,605	01:25:19,165	[BUDDY YELLS, TOY SQUEAKS]	[BUDDY YELLS, TOY SQUEAKS]
1301	01:25:25,125	01:25:27,125	Santa, why are they chasing us?	Santa, why are they chasing us?
1302	01:25:27,285	01:25:30,805	I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.	I put them on the naughty list and they never forgave me.
1303	01:25:37,605	01:25:39,605	[SINGING "SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN"]	[SINGING "SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN"]
1304	01:25:50,485	01:25:53,805	SANTA: Yah! Yah! Yah!	SANTA: Yah! Yah! Yah!
1305	01:25:55,566	01:25:57,966	Up, up, go up.	Up, up, go up.
1306	01:25:58,126	01:26:02,646	Buddy, we need power. We're gonna crash.	Buddy, we need power. We're gonna crash.
1307	01:26:17,606	01:26:19,606	[SINGING ALONG]	[SINGING ALONG]
1308	01:26:39,646	01:26:42,566	[ALL SINGING]	[ALL SINGING]
1309	01:26:48,446	01:26:50,446	[SANTA SHOUTING]	[SANTA SHOUTING]
1310	01:26:51,526	01:26:52,966	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY YELLS]	[JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS, BUDDY YELLS]
1311	01:26:53,126	01:26:57,806	SANTA: You can do it. Come on, Prancer. That's my boy.	SANTA: You can do it. Come on, Prancer. That's my boy.
1312	01:26:57,966	01:27:01,646	Pull, Dancer. Pull, Dasher.	Pull, Dancer. Pull, Dasher.
1313	01:27:02,166	01:27:04,886	I'm getting too old for this job.	I'm getting too old for this job.
1314	01:27:05,046	01:27:06,326	Now.	Now.
1315	01:27:09,726	01:27:11,286	[BOTH YELLING]	[BOTH YELLING]
1316	01:27:14,926	01:27:16,926	[BUDDY LAUGHS]	[BUDDY LAUGHS]
1317	01:27:20,206	01:27:23,006	-The engine's gone. -We're toast.	-The engine's gone. -We're toast.
1318	01:27:23,166	01:27:26,166	[BOTH YELL]	[BOTH YELL]
1319	01:27:29,206	01:27:31,406	Well, still no sign of Santa.	Well, still no sign of Santa.
1320	01:27:31,606	01:27:34,406	But some spontaneous Christmas caroling has broken out...	But some spontaneous Christmas caroling has broken out...
1321	01:27:34,606	01:27:37,646	...right here in front of Central Park. Let's have a listen in.	...right here in front of Central Park. Let's have a listen in.
1322	01:27:37,806	01:27:39,646	[CROWD SINGING ON TV]	[CROWD SINGING ON TV]
1323	01:27:39,806	01:27:41,806	[SINGING ALONG]	[SINGING ALONG]
1324	01:27:50,126	01:27:52,086	[ALL SINGING ALONG]	[ALL SINGING ALONG]
1325	01:27:58,126	01:27:59,446	MANAGER: Come on.	MANAGER: Come on.
1326	01:28:04,286	01:28:05,566	SANTA: Just a little more.	SANTA: Just a little more.
1327	01:28:12,166	01:28:13,926	SANTA: Hyah! Hyah!	SANTA: Hyah! Hyah!
1328	01:28:14,086	01:28:16,086	[MOUTHING WORDS]	[MOUTHING WORDS]
1329	01:28:17,646	01:28:21,686	-Wait, you're not singing. -Yes, I am.	-Wait, you're not singing. -Yes, I am.
1330	01:28:21,846	01:28:23,966	No, you're not. You're just moving your lips.	No, you're not. You're just moving your lips.
1331	01:28:24,126	01:28:26,406	Santa.	Santa.
1332	01:28:26,566	01:28:29,686	-Michael, please, what's the big deal? -Dad.	-Michael, please, what's the big deal? -Dad.
1333	01:28:30,566	01:28:32,566	[WALTER SINGING ALONG]	[WALTER SINGING ALONG]
1334	01:28:38,126	01:28:40,246	[BUDDY AND SANTA LAUGHING]	[BUDDY AND SANTA LAUGHING]
1335	01:28:46,806	01:28:49,326	SANTA: Go!	SANTA: Go!
1336	01:28:55,887	01:28:58,927	-Bye-bye. SANTA: Just like the old days.	-Bye-bye. SANTA: Just like the old days.
1337	01:28:59,087	01:29:01,807	DICK: Charlotte? Charlotte?	DICK: Charlotte? Charlotte?
1338	01:29:01,967	01:29:04,327	Well, I guess we'll never know for sure...	Well, I guess we'll never know for sure...
1339	01:29:04,527	01:29:07,887	...what happened this Christmas Eve in Central Park.	...what happened this Christmas Eve in Central Park.
1340	01:29:08,047	01:29:10,967	SANTA: Ho-ho-ho!	SANTA: Ho-ho-ho!
1341	01:29:11,167	01:29:13,847	Merry Christmas.	Merry Christmas.
1342	01:29:14,007	01:29:17,327	Ho-ho-ho!	Ho-ho-ho!
1343	01:29:17,847	01:29:22,207	PAPA ELF: And so, with a little help, Buddy managed to save Christmas.	PAPA ELF: And so, with a little help, Buddy managed to save Christmas.
1344	01:29:22,367	01:29:24,807	And his spirit saved a lot of other people too.	And his spirit saved a lot of other people too.
1345	01:29:26,847	01:29:28,807	[JOVIE SINGING "AULD LANG SYNE"]	[JOVIE SINGING "AULD LANG SYNE"]
1346	01:29:46,047	01:29:49,007	Walter started his own independent publishing company.	Walter started his own independent publishing company.
1347	01:29:49,167	01:29:54,127	His first book was written by a brand-new, critically acclaimed children's author.	His first book was written by a brand-new, critically acclaimed children's author.
1348	01:29:54,327	01:30:00,287	The book was Elf, a fictional story about an adopted elf named Buddy...	The book was Elf, a fictional story about an adopted elf named Buddy...
1349	01:30:00,447	01:30:03,047	...who was raised in the North Pole, went to New York...	...who was raised in the North Pole, went to New York...
1350	01:30:03,207	01:30:06,327	...ate spaghetti, worked in a shiny mail room...	...ate spaghetti, worked in a shiny mail room...
1351	01:30:06,487	01:30:08,607	...and eventually saved Christmas.	...and eventually saved Christmas.
1352	01:30:08,807	01:30:13,847	"First, I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...	"First, I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest...
1353	01:30:14,007	01:30:19,007	...past the Sea of Twirly Swirly Gumdrops...	...past the Sea of Twirly Swirly Gumdrops...
1354	01:30:19,167	01:30:23,407	...and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."	...and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."
1355	01:30:23,647	01:30:25,647	And as for me, I can't complain.	And as for me, I can't complain.
1356	01:30:25,807	01:30:28,167	Buddy comes up to visit from time to time.	Buddy comes up to visit from time to time.
1357	01:30:35,447	01:30:37,967	Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very sweet.	Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very sweet.
1358	01:30:38,167	01:30:40,407	You're welcome, Papa.	You're welcome, Papa.
1359	01:30:43,567	01:30:45,087	[COOING]	[COOING]
1360	01:30:45,247	01:30:46,607	Come here, little one.	Come here, little one.
1361	01:30:48,807	01:30:50,687	Poppy wants to see you.	Poppy wants to see you.
1362	01:30:53,447	01:30:55,247	Buddy.	Buddy.
1363	01:30:55,407	01:30:57,607	Buddy, Buddy.	Buddy, Buddy.