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1 00:00:06,474 00:00:11,474 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,882 00:00:19,882 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
3 00:00:22,957 00:00:27,957 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,266 00:00:37,266 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,407 00:00:44,407 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,348 00:00:50,317 ♪ IN THE 24th ♪ IN THE 24th
7 00:00:50,384 00:00:54,884 AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪ AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
8 00:01:19,747 00:01:22,649 - GREETINGS, DODGERS. - GREETINGS, DODGERS.
9 00:01:22,716 00:01:25,619 - I CAN'T SEE YOU. MONITOR MUST BE BUSTED. - I CAN'T SEE YOU. MONITOR MUST BE BUSTED.
10 00:01:25,686 00:01:28,989 HANG ON. I'LL FIX IT. HANG ON. I'LL FIX IT.
11 00:01:29,056 00:01:32,492 - NO, DODGERS, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. - NO, DODGERS, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
12 00:01:32,559 00:01:34,961 - DID THAT DO IT? TALK TO ME. - DID THAT DO IT? TALK TO ME.
13 00:01:35,028 00:01:37,097 - AHEM. - AHEM.
14 00:01:37,163 00:01:38,665 - AAH! - AAH!
15 00:01:38,732 00:01:40,201 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
16 00:01:40,268 00:01:44,304 UH, WHERE'S THE REST OF THAT UNIFORM? UH, WHERE'S THE REST OF THAT UNIFORM?
17 00:01:44,371 00:01:46,740 THAT MEANS IT'S TOO SMALL. THAT MEANS IT'S TOO SMALL.
18 00:01:46,807 00:01:48,242 - YES. I GOT IT. - YES. I GOT IT.
19 00:01:48,309 00:01:50,945 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS UNIFORM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS UNIFORM
20 00:01:51,011 00:01:53,513 ON MY ANNUAL RIDE-ALONG MISSIONS FOR YEARS, ON MY ANNUAL RIDE-ALONG MISSIONS FOR YEARS,
21 00:01:53,580 00:01:55,349 AND IT'S NEVER FIT BETTER. AND IT'S NEVER FIT BETTER.
22 00:01:55,416 00:01:57,952 - BUT WEREN'T YOU JUST HERE FOR A RIDE-ALONG LAST WEEK? - BUT WEREN'T YOU JUST HERE FOR A RIDE-ALONG LAST WEEK?
23 00:01:58,018 00:02:00,020 - NO. THAT WAS LAST YEAR. - NO. THAT WAS LAST YEAR.
24 00:02:00,087 00:02:03,924 YEP, WE'RE WORKING SIDE BY SIDE AGAIN. YEP, WE'RE WORKING SIDE BY SIDE AGAIN.
25 00:02:03,991 00:02:05,325 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
26 00:02:05,392 00:02:07,994 - YEAH. EXCITING. - YEAH. EXCITING.
27 00:02:08,061 00:02:09,396 CADET! CADET!
28 00:02:09,463 00:02:12,165 - A LUNA MOTH, CAPTAIN? - A LUNA MOTH, CAPTAIN?
29 00:02:12,232 00:02:13,968 OH, HELLO, SIR. OH, HELLO, SIR.
30 00:02:14,034 00:02:15,336 HAS IT BEEN A YEAR ALREADY? HAS IT BEEN A YEAR ALREADY?
31 00:02:15,403 00:02:17,938 IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY THAT YOU WERE HERE IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY THAT YOU WERE HERE
32 00:02:18,005 00:02:19,507 SECOND-GUESSING MY EVERY MOVE. SECOND-GUESSING MY EVERY MOVE.
33 00:02:19,574 00:02:21,942 - I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED AGAIN. - I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED AGAIN.
34 00:02:22,009 00:02:25,579 NOW, REMBER, JUST TREAT ME LIKE ONE OF THE CREW. NOW, REMBER, JUST TREAT ME LIKE ONE OF THE CREW.
35 00:02:25,646 00:02:27,514 WHAT'S MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT? WHAT'S MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT?
36 00:02:27,581 00:02:29,583 - WELL, AS YOU MAY RECALL, - WELL, AS YOU MAY RECALL,
37 00:02:29,650 00:02:31,952 I BELIEVE IN HANDS-OFF MANAGEMENT. I BELIEVE IN HANDS-OFF MANAGEMENT.
38 00:02:32,019 00:02:34,989 WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ASSIGNMENTS. WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ASSIGNMENTS.
39 00:02:35,055 00:02:36,890 - I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME AN ORDER. - I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME AN ORDER.
40 00:02:36,957 00:02:37,992 THAT'S AN ORDER. THAT'S AN ORDER.
41 00:02:38,058 00:02:40,160 - OK. MOP THE BRIDGE. - OK. MOP THE BRIDGE.
42 00:02:40,226 00:02:41,829 - NO. - FINE. - NO. - FINE.
43 00:02:41,895 00:02:43,164 - RAKE THE SHIP'S LEAVES. - RAKE THE SHIP'S LEAVES.
44 00:02:43,230 00:02:44,798 - THE SHIP DOESN'T HAVE LEAVES. - THE SHIP DOESN'T HAVE LEAVES.
45 00:02:44,865 00:02:46,100 - TAR THE SHIP'S ROOF. - TAR THE SHIP'S ROOF.
46 00:02:46,167 00:02:47,935 - WHY DON'T I JUST DRIVE THE SHIP? - WHY DON'T I JUST DRIVE THE SHIP?
47 00:02:48,002 00:02:51,539 - BUT THAT'S MY JOB. - BUT THAT'S MY JOB.
48 00:02:51,606 00:02:56,606 WHICH IS WHY I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D TAKE MY PLACE. WHICH IS WHY I'D BE HONORED IF YOU'D TAKE MY PLACE.
49 00:02:58,645 00:03:01,495 (GRINDING, BEEPING) (GRINDING, BEEPING)
50 00:03:04,018 00:03:06,854 - OOH, WHAT'S THIS PLACE? - OOH, WHAT'S THIS PLACE?
51 00:03:06,920 00:03:08,155 - UH, IT'S A GYM. - UH, IT'S A GYM.
52 00:03:08,222 00:03:10,991 - GOOD. HE'LL NEVER LOOK FOR ME HERE. - GOOD. HE'LL NEVER LOOK FOR ME HERE.
53 00:03:11,058 00:03:13,092 NOW, HOW DO WE GET RID OF HIM FAST? NOW, HOW DO WE GET RID OF HIM FAST?
54 00:03:13,159 00:03:14,362 - WHY? - WHY?
55 00:03:14,428 00:03:17,365 BECAUSE WHEN HE'S HERE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK? BECAUSE WHEN HE'S HERE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK?
56 00:03:17,432 00:03:19,900 - EXACTLY. HEY, WHAT IF WE MAKE HIM THINK - EXACTLY. HEY, WHAT IF WE MAKE HIM THINK
57 00:03:19,967 00:03:21,068 HE SAVED EARTH OR SOMETHING? HE SAVED EARTH OR SOMETHING?
58 00:03:21,135 00:03:22,570 - WELL, THAT'S BETTER - WELL, THAT'S BETTER
59 00:03:22,637 00:03:26,040 THAN TRYING TO DITCH HIM AT THE ZOO LIKE LAST YEAR. THAN TRYING TO DITCH HIM AT THE ZOO LIKE LAST YEAR.
60 00:03:26,107 00:03:27,541 - WHAT'S THIS THING DO? - WHAT'S THIS THING DO?
61 00:03:27,608 00:03:29,543 - SIR, NO. THAT'S A SPARRING ROBOT. - SIR, NO. THAT'S A SPARRING ROBOT.
62 00:03:29,610 00:03:31,178 HE'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A RUG. HE'LL BEAT YOU LIKE A RUG.
63 00:03:31,245 00:03:36,045 - RELAX. I'VE SEEN BOXING ON TV. - RELAX. I'VE SEEN BOXING ON TV.
64 00:03:37,285 00:03:40,353 - DODGERS, STOP PRETENDING YOU EXERCISE - DODGERS, STOP PRETENDING YOU EXERCISE
65 00:03:40,420 00:03:42,957 AND GIVE ME MORE ORDERS. AND GIVE ME MORE ORDERS.
66 00:03:43,023 00:03:45,059 - YES, SIR. - YES, SIR.
67 00:03:45,126 00:03:46,593 - STAY DOWN, CHUMP. - STAY DOWN, CHUMP.
68 00:03:46,660 00:03:49,897 YOU AIN'T NOTHING. STAY DOWN. YOU AIN'T NOTHING. STAY DOWN.
69 00:03:49,964 00:03:51,265 - HURRY UP. - HURRY UP.
70 00:03:51,332 00:03:53,635 IT WON'T TAKE LONG FOR I.Q. TO FIGURE OUT IT WON'T TAKE LONG FOR I.Q. TO FIGURE OUT
71 00:03:53,701 00:03:56,870 THE ENERGY CORE ISN'T REALLY MAKING FUNNY NOISES. THE ENERGY CORE ISN'T REALLY MAKING FUNNY NOISES.
72 00:03:56,937 00:04:01,842 - M-MESSED UP MY WORK STATION. - M-MESSED UP MY WORK STATION.
73 00:04:01,909 00:04:03,844 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - WHAT DO YOU WANT?
74 00:04:03,911 00:04:05,513 - COME ON, OLD BUDDY. - COME ON, OLD BUDDY.
75 00:04:05,580 00:04:08,082 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING?
76 00:04:08,149 00:04:09,883 - WELL, FOR ONE THING... - WELL, FOR ONE THING...
77 00:04:09,950 00:04:11,218 - ANYWAY, I NEED A FAVOR. - ANYWAY, I NEED A FAVOR.
78 00:04:11,285 00:04:12,719 LISTEN, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GUYS LISTEN, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GUYS
79 00:04:12,786 00:04:14,521 ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ATTACK EARTH? ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO ATTACK EARTH?
80 00:04:14,588 00:04:17,024 WELL, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. WELL, TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
81 00:04:17,091 00:04:18,826 - WHY? ARE YOU RETIRING? - WHY? ARE YOU RETIRING?
82 00:04:18,892 00:04:21,128 - YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. - YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
83 00:04:21,195 00:04:23,897 MOVE TO PHOENIX, OPEN A BAIT SHOP. MOVE TO PHOENIX, OPEN A BAIT SHOP.
84 00:04:23,964 00:04:25,433 - TICK TOCK, SIR. - TICK TOCK, SIR.
85 00:04:25,500 00:04:28,135 - RIGHT. WE NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO ATTACK THE EARTH. - RIGHT. WE NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO ATTACK THE EARTH.
86 00:04:28,202 00:04:32,806 THEN PRETEND TO LET I.Q. STOP YOU. DEAL? THEN PRETEND TO LET I.Q. STOP YOU. DEAL?
87 00:04:32,873 00:04:34,008 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
88 00:04:34,074 00:04:35,109 - YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT, THEN? - YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT, THEN?
89 00:04:35,176 00:04:37,945 - NO. THE ANSWER IS NO. - NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.
90 00:04:38,012 00:04:39,647 - GOOD. THEY'RE IN. - GOOD. THEY'RE IN.
91 00:04:39,714 00:04:42,249 - YOU REALLY DO ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, DON'T YOU? - YOU REALLY DO ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, DON'T YOU?
92 00:04:42,316 00:04:45,119 - SURE. I'D LOVE A MILKSHAKE. - SURE. I'D LOVE A MILKSHAKE.
93 00:04:45,186 00:04:48,556 - NO FUNNY NOISES, BUT I FOUND THIS. - NO FUNNY NOISES, BUT I FOUND THIS.
94 00:04:48,623 00:04:53,623 - HEY, I LOST THAT BURRITO YEARS AGO. - HEY, I LOST THAT BURRITO YEARS AGO.
95 00:04:55,029 00:04:56,930 - OF ALL THE NERVE. - OF ALL THE NERVE.
96 00:04:56,997 00:04:58,765 ASKING US TO FAKE AN ATTACK. ASKING US TO FAKE AN ATTACK.
97 00:04:58,832 00:05:00,134 WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
98 00:05:00,201 00:05:03,237 - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GOING TO DO IT. - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.
99 00:05:03,304 00:05:04,938 - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE...WHA... - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE...WHA...
100 00:05:05,005 00:05:06,474 - IT'S PERFECT. - IT'S PERFECT.
101 00:05:06,541 00:05:10,344 THEY'LL THINK OUR REAL ATTACK IS A FAKE ATTACK. THEY'LL THINK OUR REAL ATTACK IS A FAKE ATTACK.
102 00:05:10,411 00:05:12,546 BY THE TIME THEY REALIZE THE TRUTH, BY THE TIME THEY REALIZE THE TRUTH,
103 00:05:12,612 00:05:14,181 IT WILL BE TOO LATE. IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
104 00:05:14,248 00:05:19,248 WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO OUTSMART DODGERS. WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO OUTSMART DODGERS.
105 00:05:19,352 00:05:21,322 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
106 00:05:21,389 00:05:24,591 - ARE YOU SURE WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE - ARE YOU SURE WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT BEFORE
107 00:05:24,658 00:05:26,360 MANY, MANY TIMES? MANY, MANY TIMES?
108 00:05:26,427 00:05:28,329 - I SEE YOU'RE SKEPTICAL, COMMANDER, - I SEE YOU'RE SKEPTICAL, COMMANDER,
109 00:05:28,396 00:05:31,332 SO I'M GOING TO LET YOU DO THE ONE THING SO I'M GOING TO LET YOU DO THE ONE THING
110 00:05:31,399 00:05:33,466 YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
111 00:05:33,533 00:05:36,070 - DRIVE A ZAMBONI? - DRIVE A ZAMBONI?
112 00:05:36,136 00:05:39,506 WAIT. YOU MEAN... WAIT. YOU MEAN...
113 00:05:39,573 00:05:41,375 SADDLE UP, CENTURIONS. SADDLE UP, CENTURIONS.
114 00:05:41,442 00:05:44,778 WE'VE GOT US SOME SPACE BISON TO WRANGLE. WE'VE GOT US SOME SPACE BISON TO WRANGLE.
115 00:05:44,845 00:05:46,379 YEE-HA. YEE-HA.
116 00:05:46,446 00:05:48,696 - GIDDYAP, SIR. - GIDDYAP, SIR.
117 00:05:51,551 00:05:53,187 - IS THIS THING WORKING? - IS THIS THING WORKING?
118 00:05:53,254 00:05:55,222 - MAY I HELP YOU WITH THAT, SIR? - MAY I HELP YOU WITH THAT, SIR?
119 00:05:55,289 00:05:57,057 - OH, THANKS, BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS. - OH, THANKS, BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS.
120 00:05:57,124 00:05:58,225 - ARE YOU SURE? - ARE YOU SURE?
121 00:05:58,292 00:06:01,195 - YES, CADET, I'M QUITE SURE. - YES, CADET, I'M QUITE SURE.
122 00:06:01,262 00:06:02,729 - JUST KEEP LOOKING. - JUST KEEP LOOKING.
123 00:06:02,796 00:06:05,532 MARS IS ABOUT TO ATTACK, DEFINITELY. MARS IS ABOUT TO ATTACK, DEFINITELY.
124 00:06:05,599 00:06:07,034 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
125 00:06:07,101 00:06:08,535 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. - UH, I DON'T KNOW.
126 00:06:08,602 00:06:10,304 THE CADET KNOWS. THE CADET KNOWS.
127 00:06:10,371 00:06:12,973 - WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU KNOW? - WHAT? - WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU KNOW? - WHAT?
128 00:06:13,040 00:06:14,908 - IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOW CAN I KNOW? - IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HOW CAN I KNOW?
129 00:06:14,975 00:06:16,543 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
130 00:06:16,610 00:06:17,477 - EXACTLY. - EXACTLY.
131 00:06:17,544 00:06:18,813 - (FARTS) - (FARTS)
132 00:06:18,880 00:06:22,348 - OH, BOY, I'M STARTING TO THINK EATING THAT BURRITO - OH, BOY, I'M STARTING TO THINK EATING THAT BURRITO
133 00:06:22,415 00:06:25,752 WAS A BAD IDEA. WAS A BAD IDEA.
134 00:06:25,819 00:06:27,319 - (MOOING) - (MOOING)
135 00:06:31,459 00:06:35,659 - GET ALONG, YOU MANGY CURS. - GET ALONG, YOU MANGY CURS.
136 00:06:36,564 00:06:39,600 - WHATEVER YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE HERE, BOY-O, - WHATEVER YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE HERE, BOY-O,
137 00:06:39,667 00:06:43,371 I PROMISE YOU THE PATH YOU'VE CHOSEN LEADS ONLY TO FAILURE. I PROMISE YOU THE PATH YOU'VE CHOSEN LEADS ONLY TO FAILURE.
138 00:06:43,437 00:06:46,640 - AW, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK. - AW, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK.
139 00:06:46,707 00:06:48,575 - I AM LORD BISON, - I AM LORD BISON,
140 00:06:48,642 00:06:50,477 EARL OF BUFFALO, EARL OF BUFFALO,
141 00:06:50,544 00:06:52,112 SCHOLAR, ARTIST, SCHOLAR, ARTIST,
142 00:06:52,179 00:06:53,514 AND NOBLE BISON. AND NOBLE BISON.
143 00:06:53,581 00:06:56,384 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MINDLESS BEAST - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A MINDLESS BEAST
144 00:06:56,450 00:06:58,685 THAT I HERD ACROSS THE COSMOS THAT I HERD ACROSS THE COSMOS
145 00:06:58,752 00:07:03,391 ATOP MY TRUSTY STEED SLIPSTREAM. ATOP MY TRUSTY STEED SLIPSTREAM.
146 00:07:03,457 00:07:06,193 - SORRY, LADDIE, BUT I'M AFRAID BEING HERDED - SORRY, LADDIE, BUT I'M AFRAID BEING HERDED
147 00:07:06,260 00:07:08,329 ISN'T QUITE MY CUP OF TEA. ISN'T QUITE MY CUP OF TEA.
148 00:07:08,396 00:07:11,298 - LOOK, I NEED YOU TO STAMPEDE EARTH. - LOOK, I NEED YOU TO STAMPEDE EARTH.
149 00:07:11,365 00:07:13,568 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE? WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?
150 00:07:13,634 00:07:17,204 - OUR WARDROBES REQUIRE ENRICHMENT. - OUR WARDROBES REQUIRE ENRICHMENT.
151 00:07:17,271 00:07:19,607 CASHMERE, SILK, TWEED. CASHMERE, SILK, TWEED.
152 00:07:19,674 00:07:23,677 GARMENTS OF SUCH FINERY WOULD CERTAINLY GREASE THE WHEEL. GARMENTS OF SUCH FINERY WOULD CERTAINLY GREASE THE WHEEL.
153 00:07:23,744 00:07:25,446 - YOU WANT CLOTHES? - YOU WANT CLOTHES?
154 00:07:25,513 00:07:27,381 - CUSTOM TAILORED, IF YOU PLEASE. - CUSTOM TAILORED, IF YOU PLEASE.
155 00:07:27,448 00:07:32,448 - FINE, BUT THIS IS THE WORST ROUNDUP EVER. - FINE, BUT THIS IS THE WORST ROUNDUP EVER.
156 00:07:32,986 00:07:34,888 - GENTLE BISON, - GENTLE BISON,
157 00:07:34,955 00:07:36,657 TODAY WE STAMPEDE LIKE BEASTS, TODAY WE STAMPEDE LIKE BEASTS,
158 00:07:36,724 00:07:41,724 BUT TOMORROW WE DRESS LIKE MALE MOTHERS! BUT TOMORROW WE DRESS LIKE MALE MOTHERS!
159 00:07:42,062 00:07:43,397 - (ALL SHOUT IN UNISON) - (ALL SHOUT IN UNISON)
160 00:07:43,464 00:07:45,732 - IF WE'RE GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING, COMMANDER, - IF WE'RE GOING CLOTHES SHOPPING, COMMANDER,
161 00:07:45,799 00:07:48,369 WE WOULD LIKE SOME NEW JEANS. WE WOULD LIKE SOME NEW JEANS.
162 00:07:48,436 00:07:50,605 - BUT YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS. - BUT YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS.
163 00:07:50,671 00:07:55,671 - ALL THE MORE REASON TO WEAR JEANS, SIR. - ALL THE MORE REASON TO WEAR JEANS, SIR.
164 00:07:57,912 00:08:01,615 - SIR, A LARGE CLUSTE OF UNKNOWN OBJECTS IS HEADED THIS WAY. - SIR, A LARGE CLUSTE OF UNKNOWN OBJECTS IS HEADED THIS WAY.
165 00:08:01,681 00:08:02,817 - LET ME SEE THAT. - LET ME SEE THAT.
166 00:08:02,884 00:08:05,185 DODGERS, A LARGE CLUSTER OF UNKNOWN OBJECTS DODGERS, A LARGE CLUSTER OF UNKNOWN OBJECTS
167 00:08:05,252 00:08:06,920 IS HEADED THIS WAY. IS HEADED THIS WAY.
168 00:08:06,987 00:08:10,624 - STUPID MARTIANS. IT'S ABOUT TIME. - STUPID MARTIANS. IT'S ABOUT TIME.
169 00:08:10,690 00:08:12,493 I MEAN, MARTIANS! I MEAN, MARTIANS!
170 00:08:12,560 00:08:15,563 CHIEF, WE NEED YOU TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVE US. CHIEF, WE NEED YOU TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVE US.
171 00:08:15,630 00:08:19,166 - NO PROBLEM. LUCKY I WAS HERE, HUH? - NO PROBLEM. LUCKY I WAS HERE, HUH?
172 00:08:19,233 00:08:20,601 - YEAH, LUCKY. - YEAH, LUCKY.
173 00:08:20,668 00:08:22,970 - DODGERS, I'LL NEED YOUR CHAIR. - DODGERS, I'LL NEED YOUR CHAIR.
174 00:08:23,036 00:08:24,305 - MY CHAIR? WHY? - MY CHAIR? WHY?
175 00:08:24,371 00:08:26,006 - THAT'S THE BEST VANTAGE POINT - THAT'S THE BEST VANTAGE POINT
176 00:08:26,073 00:08:27,341 FOR TACTICAL BATTLE STRATEGY. FOR TACTICAL BATTLE STRATEGY.
177 00:08:27,408 00:08:28,643 AND IT'S COMFORTABLE. AND IT'S COMFORTABLE.
178 00:08:28,709 00:08:30,710 - BUT THIS IS THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR, - BUT THIS IS THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR,
179 00:08:30,777 00:08:32,680 AND...AND I'M THE CAPTAIN. AND...AND I'M THE CAPTAIN.
180 00:08:32,747 00:08:35,416 - DODGERS, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THE EARTH OR NOT? - DODGERS, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THE EARTH OR NOT?
181 00:08:35,483 00:08:40,483 - WAIT. THE OBJECTS APPEAR TO BE STOPPING AT THE SHOPPING MALL? - WAIT. THE OBJECTS APPEAR TO BE STOPPING AT THE SHOPPING MALL?
182 00:08:48,662 00:08:49,897 - TAKE THEM OFF. - TAKE THEM OFF.
183 00:08:49,964 00:08:54,101 I'M NOT PAYING 300 ASTRO DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF JEANS. I'M NOT PAYING 300 ASTRO DOLLARS FOR A PAIR OF JEANS.
184 00:08:54,168 00:08:55,703 - STATUS REPORT, CADET. - STATUS REPORT, CADET.
185 00:08:55,770 00:08:58,805 - THEY'RE MOVING AGAIN AND APPROACHING THE PERIMETER, SIR. - THEY'RE MOVING AGAIN AND APPROACHING THE PERIMETER, SIR.
186 00:08:58,872 00:09:00,640 - STATUS REPORT, CADET. - STATUS REPORT, CADET.
187 00:09:00,707 00:09:02,176 - I JUST GAVE IT. - I JUST GAVE IT.
188 00:09:02,242 00:09:04,578 - RIGHT. CARRY ON. - RIGHT. CARRY ON.
189 00:09:04,645 00:09:06,680 - PERIMETER SENSOR ON SCREEN. - PERIMETER SENSOR ON SCREEN.
190 00:09:06,746 00:09:08,382 - THOSE AREN'T MARTIANS. - THOSE AREN'T MARTIANS.
191 00:09:08,449 00:09:10,185 THOSE ARE SPACE BISON. THOSE ARE SPACE BISON.
192 00:09:10,251 00:09:14,288 - WHAT ARE THOSE MARTIANS TRYING TO...I MEAN, HOW SHOCKING. - WHAT ARE THOSE MARTIANS TRYING TO...I MEAN, HOW SHOCKING.
193 00:09:14,355 00:09:16,089 - CADET, HEAD FOR THOSE BISON. - CADET, HEAD FOR THOSE BISON.
194 00:09:16,156 00:09:17,491 - WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? - WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
195 00:09:17,558 00:09:20,794 - WE'VE GOT SOME WRANGLING TO DO. - WE'VE GOT SOME WRANGLING TO DO.
196 00:09:20,861 00:09:22,196 - IT WEREN'T EASY, - IT WEREN'T EASY,
197 00:09:22,262 00:09:24,465 BUT THE BISON ARE HEADED TO EARTH, YOUR HIGHNESS. BUT THE BISON ARE HEADED TO EARTH, YOUR HIGHNESS.
198 00:09:24,532 00:09:26,367 - YES, I SEE THAT, COMMANDER. - YES, I SEE THAT, COMMANDER.
199 00:09:26,433 00:09:30,137 IN FACT, THE BISON ARE HEADED TOWARDS EVERY PLANET IN FACT, THE BISON ARE HEADED TOWARDS EVERY PLANET
200 00:09:30,204 00:09:32,605 IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM,
201 00:09:32,672 00:09:34,341 INCLUDING MARS. INCLUDING MARS.
202 00:09:34,408 00:09:37,411 - THERE MUST BE A LOT MORE OF THEM THAN I THOUGHT. - THERE MUST BE A LOT MORE OF THEM THAN I THOUGHT.
203 00:09:37,478 00:09:39,013 - TURN THEM AROUND. - TURN THEM AROUND.
204 00:09:39,080 00:09:42,949 - I'LL NEED A CREDIT CARD WITH A HIGHER LIMIT FOR THAT, MY QUEEN. - I'LL NEED A CREDIT CARD WITH A HIGHER LIMIT FOR THAT, MY QUEEN.
205 00:09:43,016 00:09:44,785 - WHY IS THAT, COMMANDER? - WHY IS THAT, COMMANDER?
206 00:09:44,852 00:09:47,954 AND WHY ARE THE CENTURIONS WEARING THOSE AWFUL PANTS? AND WHY ARE THE CENTURIONS WEARING THOSE AWFUL PANTS?
207 00:09:48,021 00:09:51,358 - I TOLD YOU THESE PANTS WERE UGLY. - I TOLD YOU THESE PANTS WERE UGLY.
208 00:09:51,425 00:09:52,927 - WE'RE NEARING THE HERD NOW. - WE'RE NEARING THE HERD NOW.
209 00:09:52,994 00:09:56,730 - GREAT. WHAT'S THE COMMAND FOR A FULL STOP AGAIN? - GREAT. WHAT'S THE COMMAND FOR A FULL STOP AGAIN?
210 00:09:56,796 00:09:58,865 - FULL STOP. - FULL STOP.
211 00:09:58,932 00:10:00,700 - FULL STOP, CADET. - FULL STOP, CADET.
212 00:10:00,767 00:10:04,806 - RIGHT AWAY, SIR. - RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
213 00:10:04,872 00:10:06,874 HE'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN YOU ARE. HE'S ACTUALLY WORSE THAN YOU ARE.
214 00:10:06,941 00:10:11,941 - I KNOW. DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, DID YOU? - I KNOW. DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, DID YOU?
215 00:10:12,179 00:10:15,249 - NOW, LET'S SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS. - NOW, LET'S SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.
216 00:10:15,316 00:10:16,484 - HOW? - HOW?
217 00:10:16,550 00:10:18,052 - BY FLYING RIGHT AT THEM. - BY FLYING RIGHT AT THEM.
218 00:10:18,119 00:10:21,621 - YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN WITH A HERD OF SPACE BISON? - YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN WITH A HERD OF SPACE BISON?
219 00:10:21,688 00:10:23,024 - PRECISELY. - PRECISELY.
220 00:10:23,091 00:10:26,226 - THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME, CHIEF. - THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME, CHIEF.
221 00:10:26,293 00:10:28,729 - THANK YOU, DODGERS. FULL SPEED AHEAD. - THANK YOU, DODGERS. FULL SPEED AHEAD.
222 00:10:28,796 00:10:33,796 - YOU HEARD THE MAN, CADET. HIT IT. - YOU HEARD THE MAN, CADET. HIT IT.
223 00:10:36,504 00:10:38,572 - THEY'LL TURN ANY SECOND NOW. - THEY'LL TURN ANY SECOND NOW.
224 00:10:38,639 00:10:40,941 - YEP. ANY SECOND. - YEP. - YEP. ANY SECOND. - YEP.
225 00:10:41,008 00:10:42,943 - NOW WOULD BE GOOD. - YEP. - NOW WOULD BE GOOD. - YEP.
226 00:10:43,010 00:10:44,278 - SHOULD I ABORT? - SHOULD I ABORT?
227 00:10:44,345 00:10:47,247 - NO. THEY'RE GOING TO TURN. - YEP. - NO. THEY'RE GOING TO TURN. - YEP.
228 00:10:47,314 00:10:49,517 - THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TURN. - NOPE. - THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TURN. - NOPE.
229 00:10:49,583 00:10:54,533 - TURN! STOP! DO ANYTHING! - YEP! - TURN! STOP! DO ANYTHING! - YEP!
230 00:11:00,327 00:11:02,596 - SEE? THEY'RE HEADING HOME. - SEE? THEY'RE HEADING HOME.
231 00:11:02,663 00:11:04,865 I NEVER DOUBTED IT FOR A SECOND. I NEVER DOUBTED IT FOR A SECOND.
232 00:11:04,931 00:11:06,533 QUITE A RUSH, EH, DODGERS? QUITE A RUSH, EH, DODGERS?
233 00:11:06,599 00:11:07,802 - YEP. - YEP.
234 00:11:07,869 00:11:11,038 - WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH SAVING THE GALAXY FOR ME. - WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH SAVING THE GALAXY FOR ME.
235 00:11:11,104 00:11:12,873 I SHOULD HEAD BACK TO THE LAB. I SHOULD HEAD BACK TO THE LAB.
236 00:11:12,939 00:11:14,342 UH, UNLESS YOU NEED ME. UH, UNLESS YOU NEED ME.
237 00:11:14,409 00:11:19,346 - NO. I MEAN, NO ONE ELSE HAS YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITY, SIR. - NO. I MEAN, NO ONE ELSE HAS YOUR LEADERSHIP ABILITY, SIR.
238 00:11:19,413 00:11:22,416 WE NEED YOU DOWN THERE AND NOT UP HERE. WE NEED YOU DOWN THERE AND NOT UP HERE.
239 00:11:22,483 00:11:23,650 DEFINITELY NOT UP HERE. DEFINITELY NOT UP HERE.
240 00:11:23,717 00:11:25,053 - VERY WELL. - VERY WELL.
241 00:11:25,119 00:11:28,155 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU AGAIN, GENTLEMEN. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING WITH YOU AGAIN, GENTLEMEN.
242 00:11:28,222 00:11:29,223 DODGERS. DODGERS.
243 00:11:29,289 00:11:30,189 - YEP. - YEP.
244 00:11:35,096 00:11:37,498 - I.Q. THINKS HE SAVED THE GALAXY AGAIN. - I.Q. THINKS HE SAVED THE GALAXY AGAIN.
245 00:11:37,565 00:11:42,202 - AND THE COMMANDER THINKS HE NEARLY DESTROYED MARS. - AND THE COMMANDER THINKS HE NEARLY DESTROYED MARS.
246 00:11:42,269 00:11:45,305 HE'LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS FOR WEEKS. HE'LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS FOR WEEKS.
247 00:11:45,372 00:11:47,474 - SO HOW MUCH DID IT COST THIS YEAR? - SO HOW MUCH DID IT COST THIS YEAR?
248 00:11:47,541 00:11:49,076 - IT WASN'T CHEAP. - IT WASN'T CHEAP.
249 00:11:49,142 00:11:51,412 THOSE BISON LOVE ANTIQUES. THOSE BISON LOVE ANTIQUES.
250 00:11:51,478 00:11:53,847 BUT IF IT KEEPS I.Q. GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER YEAR, BUT IF IT KEEPS I.Q. GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER YEAR,
251 00:11:53,914 00:11:55,549 IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY. IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY.
252 00:11:55,616 00:11:58,151 - AMEN. SAME TIME NEXT YEAR? - AMEN. SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?
253 00:11:58,218 00:11:59,753 - OF COURSE. - OF COURSE.
254 00:11:59,819 00:12:00,820 - SO WE FAKE IT. - SO WE FAKE IT.
255 00:12:00,887 00:12:02,689 DO YOU BLAME US? DO YOU BLAME US?