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1 00:00:06,474 00:00:11,474 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,516 00:00:19,516 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
3 00:00:22,657 00:00:27,657 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,333 00:00:37,333 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,340 00:00:44,340 ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:47,982 00:00:50,385 ♪ IN THE 24th ♪ IN THE 24th
7 00:00:50,485 00:00:54,235 AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
8 00:01:20,582 00:01:21,615 - I HAVE THE CODES, SIR. - I HAVE THE CODES, SIR.
9 00:01:21,715 00:01:22,917 - WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? - WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
10 00:01:23,017 00:01:24,585 - I WAS AT A CONCERT LAST NIGHT. - I WAS AT A CONCERT LAST NIGHT.
11 00:01:24,685 00:01:25,753 LOST MY VOICE. LOST MY VOICE.
12 00:01:25,853 00:01:26,921 IT WAS A GREAT SHOW. IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
13 00:01:27,021 00:01:30,771 - JUST GIVE ME THE CODES. - JUST GIVE ME THE CODES.
14 00:01:38,566 00:01:42,616 - FRESH GROUND PEPPER, SIR? - FRESH GROUND PEPPER, SIR?
15 00:01:43,971 00:01:47,271 - MAY I HELP YOU, SIR? - MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
16 00:01:51,712 00:01:52,613 - YOU? - YOU?
17 00:01:52,713 00:01:56,313 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
18 00:02:10,731 00:02:13,581 GET OUT OF MY MIND! GET OUT OF MY MIND!
19 00:02:16,737 00:02:18,339 HUH? HUH?
20 00:02:18,439 00:02:19,340 STOP HIM! STOP HIM!
21 00:02:19,440 00:02:20,641 HE HAS THE CODES! HE HAS THE CODES!
22 00:02:20,674 00:02:24,645 (ALARM) (ALARM)
23 00:02:24,745 00:02:26,480 - SWEET OR SALTY? - SWEET OR SALTY?
24 00:02:26,580 00:02:28,615 SWEET OR SALTY? SWEET OR SALTY?
25 00:02:28,615 00:02:29,517 HMM. HMM.
26 00:02:29,617 00:02:33,120 HEY, WAIT YOUR TURN, BUB. HEY, WAIT YOUR TURN, BUB.
27 00:02:33,154 00:02:34,121 BACK OFF, BUSTER. BACK OFF, BUSTER.
28 00:02:34,155 00:02:36,158 YOU CAN'T BORROW A QUARTER. YOU CAN'T BORROW A QUARTER.
29 00:02:36,191 00:02:39,493 IN FACT, I NEED TO BORROW A QUARTER FROM YOU... IN FACT, I NEED TO BORROW A QUARTER FROM YOU...
30 00:02:39,593 00:02:41,830 PLEASE. PLEASE.
31 00:02:41,930 00:02:46,200 - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, - LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE,
32 00:02:46,300 00:02:48,535 MANOBRAIN. MANOBRAIN.
33 00:02:48,635 00:02:49,536 - EEW. - EEW.
34 00:02:49,636 00:02:50,537 A BRAIN? A BRAIN?
35 00:02:50,637 00:02:51,506 GROSS. GROSS.
36 00:02:51,539 00:02:52,674 - WRONG AS ALWAYS, I.Q. - WRONG AS ALWAYS, I.Q.
37 00:02:52,774 00:02:56,310 I'M EXACTLY AS SMART AS I THINK I AM. I'M EXACTLY AS SMART AS I THINK I AM.
38 00:02:56,344 00:02:59,380 - I PLAYED THE FIFE IN MARCHING BAND. - I PLAYED THE FIFE IN MARCHING BAND.
39 00:02:59,480 00:03:01,115 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
40 00:03:01,182 00:03:02,816 - THE FIFE? AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? - THE FIFE? AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?
41 00:03:02,850 00:03:04,118 - CUT THAT OUT! - CUT THAT OUT!
42 00:03:04,185 00:03:05,954 SERIOUSLY, I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE FIFE. SERIOUSLY, I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE FIFE.
43 00:03:06,021 00:03:09,023 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FIFE LOOKS LIKE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FIFE LOOKS LIKE.
44 00:03:09,056 00:03:11,526 I PLAYED SPORTS WITH ELECTRICAL ORBS I PLAYED SPORTS WITH ELECTRICAL ORBS
45 00:03:11,626 00:03:12,860 AND LONG, HEFTY CUDGELS, AND LONG, HEFTY CUDGELS,
46 00:03:12,893 00:03:15,143 AND I WAS GOOD. AND I WAS GOOD.
47 00:03:18,966 00:03:20,701 I MEAN IT. KNOCK IT OFF. I MEAN IT. KNOCK IT OFF.
48 00:03:20,734 00:03:21,869 - DO IT AGAIN! - DO IT AGAIN!
49 00:03:21,969 00:03:25,139 WAIT, LET ME GET A CAMERA FIRST. WAIT, LET ME GET A CAMERA FIRST.
50 00:03:25,206 00:03:27,475 THIS LIGHT'S GETTING AWFULLY HOT. THIS LIGHT'S GETTING AWFULLY HOT.
51 00:03:27,542 00:03:32,542 MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO SPILL THE BEANS, DON'T IT, CHUMP? MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO SPILL THE BEANS, DON'T IT, CHUMP?
52 00:03:33,814 00:03:35,717 ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS! ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS!
53 00:03:35,750 00:03:38,486 SOMETIMES I DRINK MAYONNAISE STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR. SOMETIMES I DRINK MAYONNAISE STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR.
54 00:03:38,553 00:03:41,522 - LET'S NOT PLAY MIND GAMES, MANOBRAIN. - LET'S NOT PLAY MIND GAMES, MANOBRAIN.
55 00:03:41,556 00:03:45,660 WE BOTH KNOW THOSE CODES WILL OPEN THE PERSONAL CLOSET WE BOTH KNOW THOSE CODES WILL OPEN THE PERSONAL CLOSET
56 00:03:45,727 00:03:47,194 OF THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE. OF THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE.
57 00:03:47,228 00:03:49,230 - YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT SINCE COLLEGE... - YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT SINCE COLLEGE...
58 00:03:49,263 00:03:51,332 UP-TIGHT, REPRESSED, HIGH-STRUNG, UP-TIGHT, REPRESSED, HIGH-STRUNG,
59 00:03:51,399 00:03:55,170 YOU'RE EVEN STILL WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUS GLOVES. YOU'RE EVEN STILL WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUS GLOVES.
60 00:03:55,237 00:03:58,239 - AND YOU'RE STILL THE SAME WORTHLESS, TREACHEROUS, - AND YOU'RE STILL THE SAME WORTHLESS, TREACHEROUS,
61 00:03:58,339 00:04:03,339 OVER-SIZED BALL OF GRAY MATTER YOU WERE IN COLLEGE. OVER-SIZED BALL OF GRAY MATTER YOU WERE IN COLLEGE.
62 00:04:03,444 00:04:06,780 - WAIT, YOU GUYS WENT TO THE SAME UNIVERSIT... - WAIT, YOU GUYS WENT TO THE SAME UNIVERSIT...
63 00:04:06,880 00:04:08,583 UNIVERSIT...ALMA MATER? UNIVERSIT...ALMA MATER?
64 00:04:08,616 00:04:10,418 - WE WERE ROOMMATES IN THE DORM. - WE WERE ROOMMATES IN THE DORM.
65 00:04:10,451 00:04:12,753 OUR ROOM WAS KNOWN AS THE "THINK TANK." OUR ROOM WAS KNOWN AS THE "THINK TANK."
66 00:04:12,786 00:04:14,222 - BROTHER. - BROTHER.
67 00:04:14,256 00:04:16,591 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST BORING ROOM ON CAMPUS. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST BORING ROOM ON CAMPUS.
68 00:04:16,691 00:04:19,793 - NO, IT WAS A CONGRESS OF BOLD IDEAS - NO, IT WAS A CONGRESS OF BOLD IDEAS
69 00:04:19,893 00:04:23,931 AND INNOVATIVE THEORIES. AND INNOVATIVE THEORIES.
70 00:04:24,031 00:04:25,433 ANYWAY, AFTER WE GRADUATED, ANYWAY, AFTER WE GRADUATED,
71 00:04:25,466 00:04:27,435 WE WORKED TOGETHER FOR THE PROTECTORATE WE WORKED TOGETHER FOR THE PROTECTORATE
72 00:04:27,468 00:04:31,639 UNTIL MANOBRAIN FALSELY ACCUSED ME OF BETRAYAL. UNTIL MANOBRAIN FALSELY ACCUSED ME OF BETRAYAL.
73 00:04:31,739 00:04:32,940 - YOU DID BETRAY ME. - YOU DID BETRAY ME.
74 00:04:33,040 00:04:35,277 - I DID NOT! - BROTHER. - I DID NOT! - BROTHER.
75 00:04:35,310 00:04:38,646 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST BORING LAB ON EARTH. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST BORING LAB ON EARTH.
76 00:04:38,746 00:04:40,615 - NEVER MIND HOW BORING WE WERE. - NEVER MIND HOW BORING WE WERE.
77 00:04:40,648 00:04:42,951 WE NEED THOSE CODES IN CASE THE PRESIDENT WE NEED THOSE CODES IN CASE THE PRESIDENT
78 00:04:43,051 00:04:45,120 LOCKS HIMSELF INSIDE HIS CLOSET. LOCKS HIMSELF INSIDE HIS CLOSET.
79 00:04:45,220 00:04:49,457 - PRESIDENTIAL BLUE. I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WORE YELLOW... - PRESIDENTIAL BLUE. I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WORE YELLOW...
80 00:04:49,557 00:04:54,161 I MEAN, BESIDES IMPEACHMENT. UH-OH. I MEAN, BESIDES IMPEACHMENT. UH-OH.
81 00:04:54,261 00:04:56,497 - NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. - NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
82 00:04:56,597 00:05:00,134 WE'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. WE'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
83 00:05:00,167 00:05:02,336 - I BET YOU LIKE TWO SUGARS, HUH? - I BET YOU LIKE TWO SUGARS, HUH?
84 00:05:02,436 00:05:03,938 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE SUGAR IN THERE, WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE SUGAR IN THERE,
85 00:05:03,972 00:05:05,473 AND THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS AND THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS
86 00:05:05,573 00:05:10,573 UNTIL YOU TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW, SMART GUY. UNTIL YOU TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW, SMART GUY.
87 00:05:11,612 00:05:14,448 - MANOBRAIN, IF YOU DON'T GIVE US THE CODES, - MANOBRAIN, IF YOU DON'T GIVE US THE CODES,
88 00:05:14,482 00:05:16,985 THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL SUFFOCATE THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL SUFFOCATE
89 00:05:17,018 00:05:18,987 AND YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH HIS MURDER. AND YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH HIS MURDER.
90 00:05:19,087 00:05:22,957 - AND YOU DON'T WANT MURDER ON YOUR RESUME. TRUST ME. - AND YOU DON'T WANT MURDER ON YOUR RESUME. TRUST ME.
91 00:05:22,991 00:05:25,025 - I CANNOT GIVE THAT WHICH I DO NOT POSSESS. - I CANNOT GIVE THAT WHICH I DO NOT POSSESS.
92 00:05:25,125 00:05:26,293 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
93 00:05:26,327 00:05:29,163 YOU STOLE THE CODES FROM MY BRAIN. YOU STOLE THE CODES FROM MY BRAIN.
94 00:05:29,196 00:05:31,332 - AND HID THEM IN HIS BRAIN. - AND HID THEM IN HIS BRAIN.
95 00:05:31,365 00:05:33,834 - GUYS, LOOK AT THIS GREAT SUCTION HAT - GUYS, LOOK AT THIS GREAT SUCTION HAT
96 00:05:33,934 00:05:36,671 I FOUND IN THE BATHROOM. I FOUND IN THE BATHROOM.
97 00:05:36,771 00:05:38,840 - OK, SO GET THEM OUT. - OK, SO GET THEM OUT.
98 00:05:38,873 00:05:39,773 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THERE? - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THERE?
99 00:05:39,840 00:05:41,842 IT'S A DISASTER. IT'S A DISASTER.
100 00:05:41,875 00:05:43,010 NO OFFENSE. NO OFFENSE.
101 00:05:43,043 00:05:45,013 - NONE TAKEN. - NONE TAKEN.
102 00:05:45,046 00:05:48,850 - THE PRESIDENT WILL RUN OUT OF AIR IN 8 HOURS. - THE PRESIDENT WILL RUN OUT OF AIR IN 8 HOURS.
103 00:05:48,883 00:05:51,118 WE MUST FIND THOSE CODES. WE MUST FIND THOSE CODES.
104 00:05:51,185 00:05:52,453 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
105 00:05:52,520 00:05:53,954 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME. YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME.
106 00:05:54,021 00:05:56,024 - FINE. WE'LL ALL GO. - FINE. WE'LL ALL GO.
107 00:05:56,057 00:05:57,658 - GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET IN THERE. - GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET IN THERE.
108 00:05:57,692 00:06:00,695 LAST TIME MANOBRAIN TOOK ME BY SURPRISE. LAST TIME MANOBRAIN TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
109 00:06:00,795 00:06:02,363 THIS TIME MY BRAIN IS READY. THIS TIME MY BRAIN IS READY.
110 00:06:02,396 00:06:05,199 NOTHING GETS IN OR OUT WITHOUT MY... NOTHING GETS IN OR OUT WITHOUT MY...
111 00:06:05,299 00:06:06,667 COME ON IN, COME ON IN,
112 00:06:06,701 00:06:09,251 THE BRAIN'S FINE. THE BRAIN'S FINE.
113 00:06:29,824 00:06:31,726 - SO, WHERE DO WE START? - SO, WHERE DO WE START?
114 00:06:31,759 00:06:35,729 - LET'S ASK A LOCAL. - LET'S ASK A LOCAL.
115 00:06:35,829 00:06:36,831 FASCINATING. FASCINATING.
116 00:06:36,898 00:06:38,266 THIS MUST BE DODGER'S ID, THIS MUST BE DODGER'S ID,
117 00:06:38,367 00:06:40,901 AN EMBODIMENT OF DODGER'S MOST BASIC DESIRES AN EMBODIMENT OF DODGER'S MOST BASIC DESIRES
118 00:06:40,934 00:06:42,236 AND INSTINCTS. AND INSTINCTS.
119 00:06:42,269 00:06:43,904 - HOW CAN YOU MISSPELL "ID"? - HOW CAN YOU MISSPELL "ID"?
120 00:06:43,937 00:06:45,740 - IDD? THAT ME. - IDD? THAT ME.
121 00:06:45,773 00:06:49,910 ME WRITE NAME ON SIGN SO ME NOT FORGET IT. ME WRITE NAME ON SIGN SO ME NOT FORGET IT.
122 00:06:50,010 00:06:53,781 ME SMART...AND HUNGRY. ME SMART...AND HUNGRY.
123 00:06:53,882 00:06:55,749 - IF I REMBER FREUD CORRECTLY, - IF I REMBER FREUD CORRECTLY,
124 00:06:55,782 00:06:57,018 AND I DO, AND I DO,
125 00:06:57,085 00:06:59,620 DODGER'S CONSCIENCE, OR SUPER EGO, DODGER'S CONSCIENCE, OR SUPER EGO,
126 00:06:59,721 00:07:00,588 MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE. MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
127 00:07:00,621 00:07:02,757 - HALT, VILLAINOUS INTRUDERS, - HALT, VILLAINOUS INTRUDERS,
128 00:07:02,857 00:07:05,860 OR FACE THE MIGHT OF SUPER EGO! OR FACE THE MIGHT OF SUPER EGO!
129 00:07:05,927 00:07:07,294 - OH, WE'RE NOT EVIL. - OH, WE'RE NOT EVIL.
130 00:07:07,395 00:07:08,730 WE'RE FRIENDS. WE'RE FRIENDS.
131 00:07:08,763 00:07:10,899 - VERY WELL, IF YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT EVIL, - VERY WELL, IF YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT EVIL,
132 00:07:10,932 00:07:12,633 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
133 00:07:12,734 00:07:14,301 (LAUGHS) - GREAT. (LAUGHS) - GREAT.
134 00:07:14,402 00:07:17,037 DODGER'S EGO SHOULD ARRIVE ANY MINUTE. DODGER'S EGO SHOULD ARRIVE ANY MINUTE.
135 00:07:17,104 00:07:18,305 I CAN'T WAIT. I CAN'T WAIT.
136 00:07:18,406 00:07:19,607 - WHAT'S EGO? - WHAT'S EGO?
137 00:07:19,707 00:07:21,942 - EGO IS HOW DODGER SEES HIMSELF. - EGO IS HOW DODGER SEES HIMSELF.
138 00:07:21,975 00:07:25,279 (CAR HORN HONKS) (CAR HORN HONKS)
139 00:07:25,379 00:07:26,547 - WHOA-HEY! - WHOA-HEY!
140 00:07:26,614 00:07:29,450 THE NAME'S GO... E-GO. THE NAME'S GO... E-GO.
141 00:07:29,483 00:07:31,786 - THIS EXPERIENCE MIGHT FINALLY REVEAL - THIS EXPERIENCE MIGHT FINALLY REVEAL
142 00:07:31,819 00:07:33,755 WHAT MAKES CAPTAIN DODGERS TICK. WHAT MAKES CAPTAIN DODGERS TICK.
143 00:07:33,788 00:07:35,090 HE'S SO COMPLICATED, HE'S SO COMPLICATED,
144 00:07:35,123 00:07:38,493 LIKE A MYSTERY WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE INSIDE AN ENIGMA. LIKE A MYSTERY WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE INSIDE AN ENIGMA.
145 00:07:38,594 00:07:41,963 - I'D SAY HE'S MORE LIKE A HALF-WIT WRAPPED IN A HOT DOG BUN - I'D SAY HE'S MORE LIKE A HALF-WIT WRAPPED IN A HOT DOG BUN
146 00:07:41,996 00:07:43,230 INSIDE A COLORING BOOK. INSIDE A COLORING BOOK.
147 00:07:43,297 00:07:44,732 - WE HAVE JUST OVER 7 HOURS - WE HAVE JUST OVER 7 HOURS
148 00:07:44,799 00:07:47,101 BEFORE THE PRESIDENT RUNS OUT OF AIR. BEFORE THE PRESIDENT RUNS OUT OF AIR.
149 00:07:47,134 00:07:51,405 HE MUST BE SCARED TO DEATH. HE MUST BE SCARED TO DEATH.
150 00:07:51,405 00:07:56,405 - WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF MY SHOES. - WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF MY SHOES.
151 00:07:57,844 00:07:59,747 HMM. HMM.
152 00:07:59,814 00:08:02,182 - HOW CAN NONE OF YOU KNOW WHERE THE CODES ARE? - HOW CAN NONE OF YOU KNOW WHERE THE CODES ARE?
153 00:08:02,283 00:08:03,917 THIS IS DODGER'S BRAIN. THIS IS DODGER'S BRAIN.
154 00:08:03,984 00:08:05,287 HOW BIG CAN IT BE? HOW BIG CAN IT BE?
155 00:08:05,320 00:08:07,455 - MAYBE WE CAN BRIBE THEM WITH SOMETHING, - MAYBE WE CAN BRIBE THEM WITH SOMETHING,
156 00:08:07,488 00:08:08,956 LIKE A BALL OF YARN. LIKE A BALL OF YARN.
157 00:08:08,989 00:08:09,957 - GOOD THINKING. - GOOD THINKING.
158 00:08:09,990 00:08:11,960 LISTEN, DODGERSES, LISTEN, DODGERSES,
159 00:08:11,993 00:08:13,828 IF YOU HELP US FIND THE CODES, IF YOU HELP US FIND THE CODES,
160 00:08:13,928 00:08:15,630 WE'LL GIVE YOU A PRESENT. WE'LL GIVE YOU A PRESENT.
161 00:08:15,663 00:08:16,798 - PRESENT! - PRESENT!
162 00:08:16,831 00:08:17,931 FOLLOW ME. FOLLOW ME.
163 00:08:17,998 00:08:19,166 ME FIND CODES... ME FIND CODES...
164 00:08:19,266 00:08:20,766 AND GRAVY! AND GRAVY!
165 00:08:24,839 00:08:25,940 SLIDE FAST. SLIDE FAST.
166 00:08:26,007 00:08:31,007 KEEP HANDS AND FEET INSIDE AT ALL TIMES. KEEP HANDS AND FEET INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
167 00:08:33,013 00:08:35,016 - AAH! - AAH!
168 00:08:35,116 00:08:36,216 - I'M NOT GOING IN THERE. - I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
169 00:08:36,317 00:08:39,820 THIS ROBE IS VELVET. THIS ROBE IS VELVET.
170 00:08:39,853 00:08:40,822 WHOA! WHOA!
171 00:08:40,855 00:08:42,657 - SCAREDY BRAIN. - SCAREDY BRAIN.
172 00:08:42,690 00:08:45,827 WHEE! WHEE!
173 00:08:45,860 00:08:47,127 - CODES THIS WAY. - CODES THIS WAY.
174 00:08:47,194 00:08:48,962 GRAVY, TOO. GRAVY, TOO.
175 00:08:49,029 00:08:49,863 - LOOK AT THIS. - LOOK AT THIS.
176 00:08:49,963 00:08:51,763 IT'S RUINED. IT'S RUINED.
177 00:08:55,136 00:08:56,904 - HEY, THAT'S CAPTAIN DODGERS. - HEY, THAT'S CAPTAIN DODGERS.
178 00:08:57,005 00:08:59,540 I HAD NO IDEA HE CAME FROM SUCH HUMBLE BEGINNINGS. I HAD NO IDEA HE CAME FROM SUCH HUMBLE BEGINNINGS.
179 00:08:59,573 00:09:02,143 MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE'S SO BAD WITH MONEY. MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE'S SO BAD WITH MONEY.
180 00:09:02,210 00:09:07,210 HE NEVER HAD ANY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. HE NEVER HAD ANY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.
181 00:09:07,882 00:09:12,882 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT WHOLE PEA YOURSELVES, ARE YOU? - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT WHOLE PEA YOURSELVES, ARE YOU?
182 00:09:13,721 00:09:14,689 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
183 00:09:14,722 00:09:16,590 - HEY, DINNER'S READY AT MY HOUSE. - HEY, DINNER'S READY AT MY HOUSE.
184 00:09:16,691 00:09:18,992 THANKS FOR THE GRUB, MR. AND MRS. NEIGHBOR. THANKS FOR THE GRUB, MR. AND MRS. NEIGHBOR.
185 00:09:19,059 00:09:20,259 (CRYING) (CRYING)
186 00:09:27,068 00:09:29,002 - IDD, WHERE ARE THE CODES? - IDD, WHERE ARE THE CODES?
187 00:09:29,069 00:09:31,004 - HERE CODES. - HERE CODES.
188 00:09:31,071 00:09:32,172 WHERE PRESENT? WHERE PRESENT?
189 00:09:32,239 00:09:34,876 AND WHAT, NO GRAVY? AND WHAT, NO GRAVY?
190 00:09:34,909 00:09:36,176 - WE SAID CODES, - WE SAID CODES,
191 00:09:36,243 00:09:38,279 NOT "BONES," YOU NEANDERTHAL. NOT "BONES," YOU NEANDERTHAL.
192 00:09:38,380 00:09:43,380 - OH, ME NOT KNOW WHERE THOSE ARE. - OH, ME NOT KNOW WHERE THOSE ARE.
193 00:09:45,286 00:09:48,022 - WAIT, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CODES? - WAIT, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CODES?
194 00:09:48,089 00:09:49,891 I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!
195 00:09:49,924 00:09:53,260 FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME!
196 00:09:53,360 00:09:54,795 AREN'T YOU COMING? AREN'T YOU COMING?
197 00:09:54,896 00:09:56,930 - WE CAN'T FLY. - WE CAN'T FLY.
198 00:09:57,030 00:09:58,265 - YOU CAN'T? - YOU CAN'T?
199 00:09:58,365 00:10:00,534 WELL, THAT'S A CURVEBALL. WELL, THAT'S A CURVEBALL.
200 00:10:00,601 00:10:03,301 VERY WELL, HOP ON. VERY WELL, HOP ON.
201 00:10:08,943 00:10:11,079 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
202 00:10:11,112 00:10:14,712 ANOTHER PERFECT LANDING. ANOTHER PERFECT LANDING.
203 00:10:16,150 00:10:17,385 THIS IS THE SPOT. THIS IS THE SPOT.
204 00:10:17,452 00:10:19,754 DIG, MY FLIGHTLESS OUTLANDER FRIENDS. DIG, MY FLIGHTLESS OUTLANDER FRIENDS.
205 00:10:19,787 00:10:24,787 THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND VICTORY IS DIRT! THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND VICTORY IS DIRT!
206 00:10:29,831 00:10:32,267 - I REMEMBER THIS, IT'S CAPTAIN DODGER'S - I REMEMBER THIS, IT'S CAPTAIN DODGER'S
207 00:10:32,300 00:10:37,300 FIRST BATTLE AGAINST THE MARTIANS. FIRST BATTLE AGAINST THE MARTIANS.
208 00:10:50,184 00:10:52,153 - WE SURRENDER. - WE SURRENDER.
209 00:10:52,253 00:10:54,956 OUR ARMY IS NO MATCH FOR YOU, OUR ARMY IS NO MATCH FOR YOU,
210 00:10:54,989 00:10:58,325 BRAVE, IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME, CAPTAIN DODGERS. BRAVE, IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
211 00:10:58,359 00:11:00,628 - I ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER. - I ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER.
212 00:11:00,661 00:11:03,297 IF IT HELPS, YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE. IF IT HELPS, YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
213 00:11:03,330 00:11:06,000 - OH, THANK YOU, MY MASTER. - OH, THANK YOU, MY MASTER.
214 00:11:06,100 00:11:08,336 - I LOVE THEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - I LOVE THEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
215 00:11:08,370 00:11:10,337 IF ONLY I WERE WORTHY TO BE THE WIFE IF ONLY I WERE WORTHY TO BE THE WIFE
216 00:11:10,371 00:11:13,007 OF SO GREAT A HERO. OF SO GREAT A HERO.
217 00:11:13,107 00:11:15,109 BUT ALAS, I AM NOT. BUT ALAS, I AM NOT.
218 00:11:15,176 00:11:17,312 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN DO BETTER. - YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN DO BETTER.
219 00:11:17,345 00:11:19,480 - THIS IS NOT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. - THIS IS NOT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
220 00:11:19,513 00:11:21,849 - OH? AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? - OH? AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
221 00:11:21,883 00:11:23,117 - I WAS THERE. - I WAS THERE.
222 00:11:23,184 00:11:24,519 - I DON'T THINK SO. - I DON'T THINK SO.
223 00:11:24,553 00:11:29,457 THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE IS THE CADET. THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE IS THE CADET.
224 00:11:29,524 00:11:33,160 - GOOD EVEN...GOOD EVEN... GOOD EVEN... - GOOD EVEN...GOOD EVEN... GOOD EVEN...
225 00:11:33,193 00:11:36,196 BUENOS NOCHES. BUENOS NOCHES.
226 00:11:36,230 00:11:37,398 - THAT IS NOT ME. - THAT IS NOT ME.
227 00:11:37,498 00:11:39,199 - I KNOW. THAT'S THE CADET. - I KNOW. THAT'S THE CADET.
228 00:11:39,299 00:11:40,968 - NO, IT'S NOT. - NO, IT'S NOT.
229 00:11:41,035 00:11:44,638 YOU TURN THAT ME INTO ME ME RIGHT NOW. YOU TURN THAT ME INTO ME ME RIGHT NOW.
230 00:11:44,705 00:11:48,308 - LAST TIME I CHECKED, THIS WAS MY BRAIN, - LAST TIME I CHECKED, THIS WAS MY BRAIN,
231 00:11:48,375 00:11:50,178 AND IT STILL IS... AND IT STILL IS...
232 00:11:50,211 00:11:52,179 UNLESS MY LEASE IS UP. UNLESS MY LEASE IS UP.
233 00:11:52,212 00:11:54,182 IS IT? IS IT?
234 00:11:54,215 00:11:58,218 - EVERYONE, STOP DIGGING! - EVERYONE, STOP DIGGING!
235 00:11:58,318 00:11:59,720 HERE'S THE GOLD! HERE'S THE GOLD!
236 00:11:59,820 00:12:03,057 ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR SUPER EGO! ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR SUPER EGO!
237 00:12:03,091 00:12:04,225 - YOU SUPER IMBECILE, - YOU SUPER IMBECILE,
238 00:12:04,259 00:12:06,361 WE NEED CODES, NOT GOLD. WE NEED CODES, NOT GOLD.
239 00:12:06,394 00:12:09,030 - PERHAPS THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MINDS. - PERHAPS THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MINDS.
240 00:12:09,063 00:12:14,063 IT'S CHOCOLATE, AND IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S CHOCOLATE, AND IT'S DELICIOUS.
241 00:12:14,401 00:12:16,670 - WE ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT. - WE ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT.
242 00:12:16,737 00:12:21,575 I JUST HOPE THE PRESIDENT IS HOLDING UP. I JUST HOPE THE PRESIDENT IS HOLDING UP.
243 00:12:21,609 00:12:23,077 - OH, NO! - OH, NO!
244 00:12:23,111 00:12:27,011 THIS LOOKS DREADFUL ON ME. THIS LOOKS DREADFUL ON ME.
245 00:12:32,253 00:12:35,255 - I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE CODES ARE, GENTLEMEN. - I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE CODES ARE, GENTLEMEN.
246 00:12:35,355 00:12:36,405 GET IN. GET IN.
247 00:12:47,068 00:12:49,637 - THIS MUST BE DODGER'S ULTIMATE FANTASY. - THIS MUST BE DODGER'S ULTIMATE FANTASY.
248 00:12:49,737 00:12:54,274 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID. I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID.
249 00:12:54,374 00:12:55,442 - HOWDY, STRANGERS. - HOWDY, STRANGERS.
250 00:12:55,476 00:12:56,978 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
251 00:12:57,078 00:13:00,114 TODAY'S SPECIAL IS NIGHTCRAWLERS. TODAY'S SPECIAL IS NIGHTCRAWLERS.
252 00:13:00,148 00:13:02,449 - THIS IS HIS ULTIMATE FANTASY, - THIS IS HIS ULTIMATE FANTASY,
253 00:13:02,483 00:13:03,918 TO RUN A BAIT SHOP? TO RUN A BAIT SHOP?
254 00:13:03,951 00:13:06,287 - A FAILING BAIT SHOP, APPARENTLY. - A FAILING BAIT SHOP, APPARENTLY.
255 00:13:06,387 00:13:10,258 - AREN'T YOU HOLLYWOOD STAR LONI ANDERSON? - AREN'T YOU HOLLYWOOD STAR LONI ANDERSON?
256 00:13:10,291 00:13:13,293 - YES, AND IF YOU THINK THIS IS A BAD FANTASY, - YES, AND IF YOU THINK THIS IS A BAD FANTASY,
257 00:13:13,393 00:13:14,429 IMAGINE HOW I FEEL. IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.
258 00:13:14,462 00:13:18,465 I HAVE TO LIVE HERE AND BE HIS WIFE. I HAVE TO LIVE HERE AND BE HIS WIFE.
259 00:13:18,499 00:13:20,435 PLEASE, SAVE ME. PLEASE, SAVE ME.
260 00:13:20,468 00:13:22,770 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. OH, TAKE ME. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. OH, TAKE ME.
261 00:13:22,803 00:13:24,138 DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE.
262 00:13:24,172 00:13:25,239 PLEASE SAVE ME. PLEASE SAVE ME.
263 00:13:25,305 00:13:26,741 OH, NO, DON'T GO. OH, NO, DON'T GO.
264 00:13:26,807 00:13:28,776 - DODGERS, DO YOU HAVE THE CODES? - DODGERS, DO YOU HAVE THE CODES?
265 00:13:28,809 00:13:30,178 - SURE DO. - SURE DO.
266 00:13:30,278 00:13:33,014 THEY'RE FREE WITH EVERY POUND OF BAIT YOU BUY. THEY'RE FREE WITH EVERY POUND OF BAIT YOU BUY.
267 00:13:33,114 00:13:34,315 - WE DON'T NEED BAIT. - WE DON'T NEED BAIT.
268 00:13:34,349 00:13:35,783 WE JUST WANT THE CODES. WE JUST WANT THE CODES.
269 00:13:35,816 00:13:37,752 - SORRY. IF YOU WANT THE CODES, - SORRY. IF YOU WANT THE CODES,
270 00:13:37,818 00:13:39,787 YOU GOT TO BUY SOME BAIT. YOU GOT TO BUY SOME BAIT.
271 00:13:39,820 00:13:41,422 - OK. - OK.
272 00:13:41,488 00:13:42,590 ARE THE MINNOWS LIVELY? ARE THE MINNOWS LIVELY?
273 00:13:42,656 00:13:44,324 - JUST PICK SOMETHING. - JUST PICK SOMETHING.
274 00:13:44,358 00:13:45,325 - DO YOU HAVE HONEY? - DO YOU HAVE HONEY?
275 00:13:45,359 00:13:46,260 OH, NO, WAIT. OH, NO, WAIT.
276 00:13:46,326 00:13:47,327 THAT'S BEES. THAT'S BEES.
277 00:13:47,361 00:13:48,162 OOH, CRAWDADS! OOH, CRAWDADS!
278 00:13:48,196 00:13:51,599 - WE'LL TAKE THE MINNOWS... - WE'LL TAKE THE MINNOWS...
279 00:13:51,665 00:13:53,268 AND THE CRAWDADS. AND THE CRAWDADS.
280 00:13:53,334 00:13:56,771 - WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF LEECHES? - WOULD YOU LIKE A SIDE OF LEECHES?
281 00:13:56,837 00:13:58,973 - JUST GIVE US THE CODES. - JUST GIVE US THE CODES.
282 00:13:59,006 00:14:01,341 - YOUR TOADS, GENTLEMEN. - YOUR TOADS, GENTLEMEN.
283 00:14:01,375 00:14:04,177 (CROAKING) (CROAKING)
284 00:14:04,211 00:14:05,345 - TOADS? - TOADS?
285 00:14:05,379 00:14:06,847 TOADS! TOADS!
286 00:14:06,948 00:14:10,484 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BRAIN? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BRAIN?
287 00:14:10,517 00:14:12,486 - WE ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT. - WE ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT.
288 00:14:12,519 00:14:13,854 WE'VE GOT TO KEEP LOOKING. WE'VE GOT TO KEEP LOOKING.
289 00:14:13,955 00:14:16,624 - IF YOU'RE IN A RUSH TO SEE THE SIGHTS, - IF YOU'RE IN A RUSH TO SEE THE SIGHTS,
290 00:14:16,690 00:14:18,526 YOU SHOULD TAKE THE GUIDED TOUR. YOU SHOULD TAKE THE GUIDED TOUR.
291 00:14:18,560 00:14:21,796 IT'S ONLY 12 ASTROBUCKS PER PERSON... IT'S ONLY 12 ASTROBUCKS PER PERSON...
292 00:14:21,862 00:14:23,397 WITH A PAID PURCHASE. WITH A PAID PURCHASE.
293 00:14:23,497 00:14:24,465 - HELP! - HELP!
294 00:14:24,531 00:14:25,532 - PLEASE, PLEASE! - PLEASE, PLEASE!
295 00:14:25,566 00:14:28,566 DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
296 00:14:31,872 00:14:33,207 - WELCOME. - WELCOME.
297 00:14:33,241 00:14:35,576 THIS DODGER'S BRAIN TOURS. THIS DODGER'S BRAIN TOURS.
298 00:14:35,676 00:14:38,579 OUT LEFT SIDE, YOU SEE ANIMALS. OUT LEFT SIDE, YOU SEE ANIMALS.
299 00:14:38,679 00:14:41,348 ON RIGHT, ANIMALS. ON RIGHT, ANIMALS.
300 00:14:41,381 00:14:42,383 QUESTIONS? QUESTIONS?
301 00:14:42,417 00:14:43,818 - IF YOU'LL DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION - IF YOU'LL DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
302 00:14:43,884 00:14:45,219 TO THE FRONT OF THE TRAM, TO THE FRONT OF THE TRAM,
303 00:14:45,253 00:14:48,522 YOU'LL SEE SOME PERFECTLY SCULPTED MUSCLES. YOU'LL SEE SOME PERFECTLY SCULPTED MUSCLES.
304 00:14:48,555 00:14:50,091 ENJOY THE VIEW. ENJOY THE VIEW.
305 00:14:50,191 00:14:52,392 - HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU TO WORK WITH THIS GUY? - HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU TO WORK WITH THIS GUY?
306 00:14:52,426 00:14:54,095 - I'M NOT SURE. - I'M NOT SURE.
307 00:14:54,195 00:14:57,064 CAPTAIN DODGERS INVESTS MY PAYCHECK IN REAL ESTATE. CAPTAIN DODGERS INVESTS MY PAYCHECK IN REAL ESTATE.
308 00:14:57,098 00:14:58,565 HE SAYS IT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD. HE SAYS IT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD.
309 00:14:58,599 00:15:00,534 - HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU? - HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU?
310 00:15:00,567 00:15:02,937 - NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL. - NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD AT ALL.
311 00:15:03,037 00:15:06,341 - WELCOME TO THE MIRACLE OF DODGERS, - WELCOME TO THE MIRACLE OF DODGERS,
312 00:15:06,407 00:15:08,709 A CELEBRATION OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BEING A CELEBRATION OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BEING
313 00:15:08,742 00:15:10,511 IN THE UNIVERSE... IN THE UNIVERSE...
314 00:15:10,577 00:15:11,712 ME. ME.
315 00:15:11,745 00:15:13,080 - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND
316 00:15:13,114 00:15:15,616 A LOGICAL STRUCTURE IN DODGER'S MIND, A LOGICAL STRUCTURE IN DODGER'S MIND,
317 00:15:15,716 00:15:17,518 OR LOGIC PERIOD. OR LOGIC PERIOD.
318 00:15:17,584 00:15:18,919 - AND? - AND?
319 00:15:19,020 00:15:20,521 - IT'S FUTILE. - IT'S FUTILE.
320 00:15:20,587 00:15:22,023 SEE FOR YOURSELF. SEE FOR YOURSELF.
321 00:15:22,089 00:15:23,457 - ON LEFT SIDE... - ON LEFT SIDE...
322 00:15:23,557 00:15:25,507 HEY, THAT ME! HEY, THAT ME!
323 00:15:29,965 00:15:34,035 - FASTER, SLAVES. THE PHOTOGRAPHER FROM "PYRAMID AND GARDEN" - FASTER, SLAVES. THE PHOTOGRAPHER FROM "PYRAMID AND GARDEN"
324 00:15:34,101 00:15:35,470 WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
325 00:15:35,570 00:15:39,307 - THIS FOOL HAS GREATER DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR THAN I DO. - THIS FOOL HAS GREATER DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR THAN I DO.
326 00:15:39,407 00:15:43,410 NO SMALL FEAT, I ASSURE YOU. NO SMALL FEAT, I ASSURE YOU.
327 00:15:43,443 00:15:44,578 - BUY ME RIGHT NOW - BUY ME RIGHT NOW
328 00:15:44,611 00:15:45,980 AND YOU GET A ME ICE TRAY AND YOU GET A ME ICE TRAY
329 00:15:46,080 00:15:48,883 FOR ONLY 3,000 ASTRODOLLARS. FOR ONLY 3,000 ASTRODOLLARS.
330 00:15:48,949 00:15:51,586 THAT'S 3,000 TIMES WHAT IT'S WORTH. THAT'S 3,000 TIMES WHAT IT'S WORTH.
331 00:15:51,619 00:15:55,288 YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO PASS UP A DEAL THIS GOOD. YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO PASS UP A DEAL THIS GOOD.
332 00:15:55,389 00:15:56,491 CALL NOW. CALL NOW.
333 00:15:56,591 00:15:58,226 - OFFER NOT VALID OUTSIDE OF DODGER'S BRAIN - OFFER NOT VALID OUTSIDE OF DODGER'S BRAIN
334 00:15:58,292 00:15:59,427 OR IN THE STATES OF VERMONT OR WEST VIRGINIA. OR IN THE STATES OF VERMONT OR WEST VIRGINIA.
335 00:15:59,460 00:16:02,296 - NO, WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING HERE. - NO, WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING HERE.
336 00:16:02,397 00:16:04,332 I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT. I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.
337 00:16:04,432 00:16:06,800 - IS ANYBODY ACTUALLY ROWING? - IS ANYBODY ACTUALLY ROWING?
338 00:16:06,834 00:16:09,436 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T MOVED AN INCH. BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T MOVED AN INCH.
339 00:16:09,469 00:16:13,974 - STOP! - STOP!
340 00:16:14,008 00:16:16,010 - IT'S THE LAB I SHARED WITH I.Q. - IT'S THE LAB I SHARED WITH I.Q.
341 00:16:16,110 00:16:17,445 WHEN I WORKED FOR THE PROTECTORATE. WHEN I WORKED FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
342 00:16:17,478 00:16:19,647 - YOU'RE RIGHT. REMARKABLE. - YOU'RE RIGHT. REMARKABLE.
343 00:16:19,748 00:16:24,748 - THIS IS IT, THE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED, - THIS IS IT, THE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED,
344 00:16:25,652 00:16:27,855 THE DAY I.Q. BETRAYED ME, THE DAY I.Q. BETRAYED ME,
345 00:16:27,955 00:16:29,490 FORCING ME TO QUIT THE PROTECTORATE FORCING ME TO QUIT THE PROTECTORATE
346 00:16:29,591 00:16:31,992 AND BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND. AND BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.
347 00:16:32,026 00:16:34,661 - I TOLD YOU THEN AND I'LL TELL YOU NOW, - I TOLD YOU THEN AND I'LL TELL YOU NOW,
348 00:16:34,695 00:16:36,663 I DIDN'T BETRAY YOU! I DIDN'T BETRAY YOU!
349 00:16:36,697 00:16:38,199 - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
350 00:16:38,299 00:16:40,002 DON'T YOU REMEMBER, I.Q.? DON'T YOU REMEMBER, I.Q.?
351 00:16:40,102 00:16:43,371 THIS IS THE DAY I FINALLY COMPLETED MY MIRACLE DIET PILL... THIS IS THE DAY I FINALLY COMPLETED MY MIRACLE DIET PILL...
352 00:16:43,471 00:16:45,606 A PILL THAT ENABLED PEOPLE TO EAT WHATEVER THEY WANTED A PILL THAT ENABLED PEOPLE TO EAT WHATEVER THEY WANTED
353 00:16:45,673 00:16:49,677 WITHOUT GAING A POUND. WITHOUT GAING A POUND.
354 00:16:49,677 00:16:51,545 - OW! - OW!
355 00:16:51,645 00:16:52,514 - WAIT. - WAIT.
356 00:16:52,547 00:16:55,847 WHAT'S HE DOING THERE? WHAT'S HE DOING THERE?
357 00:17:02,623 00:17:06,127 - WAH! - WAH!
358 00:17:06,194 00:17:10,365 - THAT'S HOW HE EATS SO MUCH AND STAYS SO THIN. - THAT'S HOW HE EATS SO MUCH AND STAYS SO THIN.
359 00:17:10,398 00:17:12,333 - ALL THESE YEARS I THOUGHT... - ALL THESE YEARS I THOUGHT...
360 00:17:12,367 00:17:14,335 - I KNOW. IT'S OK. - I KNOW. IT'S OK.
361 00:17:14,369 00:17:17,205 - I DRAGGED YOUR NAME THROUGH THE MUD FOR YEARS. - I DRAGGED YOUR NAME THROUGH THE MUD FOR YEARS.
362 00:17:17,305 00:17:20,674 I MEAN, THE LIES, THE RUMORS, THE TELL-ALL BOOK. I MEAN, THE LIES, THE RUMORS, THE TELL-ALL BOOK.
363 00:17:20,708 00:17:23,477 - WELL, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. - WELL, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
364 00:17:23,544 00:17:24,545 I FORGIVE YOU. I FORGIVE YOU.
365 00:17:24,645 00:17:27,381 TELL-ALL BOOK? TELL-ALL BOOK?
366 00:17:27,481 00:17:29,016 - I'M SORRY! - I'M SORRY!
367 00:17:29,050 00:17:32,086 - I'M SORRY, TOO, OLD CHUM. - I'M SORRY, TOO, OLD CHUM.
368 00:17:32,186 00:17:34,889 - ME SORRY, TOO. - ME SORRY, TOO.
369 00:17:34,989 00:17:37,358 - WE SHALL NEVER BE PARTED AGAIN... - WE SHALL NEVER BE PARTED AGAIN...
370 00:17:37,392 00:17:41,428 - EVEN WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING. - EVEN WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING.
371 00:17:41,528 00:17:44,565 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
372 00:17:44,665 00:17:47,235 - OH, THIS AWKWARD. - OH, THIS AWKWARD.
373 00:17:47,335 00:17:48,669 - WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR LEFT. - WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR LEFT.
374 00:17:48,736 00:17:49,904 - I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
375 00:17:50,004 00:17:53,207 HOW MUCH THE PRESIDENT IS SUFFERING. HOW MUCH THE PRESIDENT IS SUFFERING.
376 00:17:53,241 00:17:56,411 - WHY, YES, AMBASSADOR GORGARIAN, - WHY, YES, AMBASSADOR GORGARIAN,
377 00:17:56,511 00:17:58,446 I DO ENJOY BEING THE FIRST LADY, I DO ENJOY BEING THE FIRST LADY,
378 00:17:58,546 00:18:01,582 BUT MY HUSBAND DIDN'T REVIVE THE ECONOMY. BUT MY HUSBAND DIDN'T REVIVE THE ECONOMY.
379 00:18:01,615 00:18:02,583 OH, NO. OH, NO.
380 00:18:02,616 00:18:03,918 I DID, I DID,
381 00:18:03,951 00:18:06,587 BY SPENDING EVERY PENNY HE MAKES. BY SPENDING EVERY PENNY HE MAKES.
382 00:18:06,687 00:18:09,424 (GIGGLES) (GIGGLES)
383 00:18:09,457 00:18:10,692 - LET ME GUESS: - LET ME GUESS:
384 00:18:10,759 00:18:13,261 THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT DODGERS HAS FORGOTTEN. THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT DODGERS HAS FORGOTTEN.
385 00:18:13,294 00:18:16,297 - CAPTAIN DODGERS ALWAYS FORGETS HIS KEYS AND NUMBERS. - CAPTAIN DODGERS ALWAYS FORGETS HIS KEYS AND NUMBERS.
386 00:18:16,397 00:18:18,767 - NUMBERS! THAT'S IT. - NUMBERS! THAT'S IT.
387 00:18:18,800 00:18:22,270 WHAT'S THE ONE THING WE HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED IN DODGER'S BRAIN? WHAT'S THE ONE THING WE HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED IN DODGER'S BRAIN?
388 00:18:22,370 00:18:23,604 - COHERENT THOUGHT? - COHERENT THOUGHT?
389 00:18:23,704 00:18:25,606 - BESIDES THAT. - BESIDES THAT.
390 00:18:25,706 00:18:26,607 - FEARS! - FEARS!
391 00:18:26,707 00:18:27,875 - EXACTLY. - EXACTLY.
392 00:18:27,942 00:18:29,644 THE CODES AREN'T JUST NUMBERS, THE CODES AREN'T JUST NUMBERS,
393 00:18:29,744 00:18:33,114 THEY'RE COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS. THEY'RE COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS.
394 00:18:33,147 00:18:35,617 - AND CAPTAIN DODGERS IS TERRIFIED OF MATH. - AND CAPTAIN DODGERS IS TERRIFIED OF MATH.
395 00:18:35,650 00:18:37,484 - WHERE ARE THE FEARS? - WHERE ARE THE FEARS?
396 00:18:37,584 00:18:38,485 - NO. - NO.
397 00:18:38,585 00:18:39,787 FEARS BAD. FEARS BAD.
398 00:18:39,820 00:18:42,656 ME NOT GO THERE! ME NOT GO THERE!
399 00:18:42,756 00:18:43,625 - GO WHERE? - GO WHERE?
400 00:18:43,658 00:18:44,626 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
401 00:18:44,659 00:18:45,793 - OH, HE'S JUST AFRAID - OH, HE'S JUST AFRAID
402 00:18:45,826 00:18:46,794 OF GOING TO OF GOING TO
403 00:18:46,827 00:18:47,995 THE DUNGEON OF FEARS. THE DUNGEON OF FEARS.
404 00:18:48,095 00:18:50,898 - PERSONALLY, I DON'T GO THERE. - PERSONALLY, I DON'T GO THERE.
405 00:18:50,965 00:18:52,633 OH, NOT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID. OH, NOT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID.
406 00:18:52,666 00:18:54,302 WELL, ACTUALLY, YES. WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
407 00:18:54,335 00:18:55,636 - IT'S BECAUSE I'M AFRAID. - IT'S BECAUSE I'M AFRAID.
408 00:18:55,669 00:19:00,641 (EVIL LAUGHTER) (EVIL LAUGHTER)
409 00:19:00,741 00:19:02,443 - ME SCARED. - ME SCARED.
410 00:19:02,477 00:19:04,278 - YOU'RE WRINKLING MY TUX. - YOU'RE WRINKLING MY TUX.
411 00:19:04,312 00:19:09,312 - THIS IS A JOB FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN SUPER EGO. - THIS IS A JOB FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN SUPER EGO.
412 00:19:13,254 00:19:15,689 SHAMS INCOMING! SHAMS INCOMING!
413 00:19:15,789 00:19:19,994 EVERYBODY DOWN! EVERYBODY DOWN!
414 00:19:20,027 00:19:22,163 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
415 00:19:22,263 00:19:23,431 STAY FROSTY. STAY FROSTY.
416 00:19:23,498 00:19:26,000 DODGERS IS AFRAID OF PILLOW SHAMS? DODGERS IS AFRAID OF PILLOW SHAMS?
417 00:19:26,033 00:19:27,835 - HOME DECOR IN GENERAL, ACTUALLY. - HOME DECOR IN GENERAL, ACTUALLY.
418 00:19:27,868 00:19:29,670 - LOOK, FRUIT! - LOOK, FRUIT!
419 00:19:29,703 00:19:32,253 - AND VEGETABLES. - AND VEGETABLES.
420 00:19:36,511 00:19:40,711 - GET OFF OF ME, YOU CRETIN. - GET OFF OF ME, YOU CRETIN.
421 00:19:41,715 00:19:42,450 - NO! - NO!
422 00:19:42,517 00:19:47,355 I'M TOO YOUNG TO EXERCISE. I'M TOO YOUNG TO EXERCISE.
423 00:19:47,388 00:19:49,690 - TAX RETURN INSTRUCTION BOOKLET. - TAX RETURN INSTRUCTION BOOKLET.
424 00:19:49,723 00:19:50,691 - TAXES? - TAXES?
425 00:19:50,724 00:19:53,862 AAH! AAH!
426 00:19:53,962 00:19:57,665 - THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. - THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE.
427 00:19:57,699 00:20:01,502 I WANT THOSE CODES AND I WANT THEM NOW! I WANT THOSE CODES AND I WANT THEM NOW!
428 00:20:01,536 00:20:04,705 - YOU MEAN THESE CODES, JERK-FACE? - YOU MEAN THESE CODES, JERK-FACE?
429 00:20:04,738 00:20:05,639 - NO. - NO.
430 00:20:05,706 00:20:09,143 IT CAN'T BE! IT CAN'T BE!
431 00:20:09,210 00:20:10,845 - THAT'S REGGIE WASSERSTEIN. - THAT'S REGGIE WASSERSTEIN.
432 00:20:10,879 00:20:13,081 HE WAS THE TOUGHEST BULLY IN THIRD GRADE. HE WAS THE TOUGHEST BULLY IN THIRD GRADE.
433 00:20:13,181 00:20:16,551 NOW HE'S THE GREATEST VILLAIN IN ALL OF BRAIN LAND. NOW HE'S THE GREATEST VILLAIN IN ALL OF BRAIN LAND.
434 00:20:16,584 00:20:18,585 - HAND OVER THOSE CODES, SON. - HAND OVER THOSE CODES, SON.
435 00:20:18,685 00:20:19,387 - SURE. - SURE.
436 00:20:19,487 00:20:21,421 HERE YOU GO, NERD HAT. HERE YOU GO, NERD HAT.
437 00:20:21,521 00:20:23,057 - AAH! - AAH!
438 00:20:23,090 00:20:24,592 - ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER, - ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER,
439 00:20:24,692 00:20:29,692 DROP THOSE CODES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL... DROP THOSE CODES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL...
440 00:20:29,830 00:20:31,432 - EAT BOARD, LAME BRAIN. - EAT BOARD, LAME BRAIN.
441 00:20:31,532 00:20:34,001 - OK, THAT'S NO NORMAL KID. - OK, THAT'S NO NORMAL KID.
442 00:20:34,068 00:20:35,736 WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP. WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOUR HELP.
443 00:20:35,769 00:20:37,071 (WHIMPERING) (WHIMPERING)
444 00:20:37,104 00:20:39,273 COME ON, IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU. COME ON, IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU.
445 00:20:39,373 00:20:41,709 YOU'LL BE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE YOU'LL BE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE
446 00:20:41,743 00:20:44,778 AND CONQUERING YOUR WORST FEAR AT THE SAME TIME. AND CONQUERING YOUR WORST FEAR AT THE SAME TIME.
447 00:20:44,878 00:20:46,013 (WHIMPERING) (WHIMPERING)
448 00:20:46,080 00:20:48,082 I'LL GIVE YOU 3 ASTRODOLLARS. I'LL GIVE YOU 3 ASTRODOLLARS.
449 00:20:48,115 00:20:52,719 - DEAL. - DEAL.
450 00:20:52,753 00:20:56,090 - WAH! - WAH!
451 00:20:56,123 00:20:57,725 NO FAIR. NO FAIR.
452 00:20:57,759 00:20:59,760 I'M TELLING MY MOM! I'M TELLING MY MOM!
453 00:20:59,860 00:21:01,228 - 3 MINUTES TO SPARE. - 3 MINUTES TO SPARE.
454 00:21:01,262 00:21:02,597 YOU CAN ERASE ALL MEMORIES YOU CAN ERASE ALL MEMORIES
455 00:21:02,630 00:21:04,432 OF THIS FROM OUR BRAINS, RIGHT? OF THIS FROM OUR BRAINS, RIGHT?
456 00:21:04,465 00:21:07,468 - THE MOMENT WE LEAVE. - THE MOMENT WE LEAVE.
457 00:21:07,568 00:21:09,403 - CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE, - CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE,
458 00:21:09,437 00:21:11,940 I AM THE FIRST LADY OF OUTER SPACE, I AM THE FIRST LADY OF OUTER SPACE,
459 00:21:12,040 00:21:15,376 AND I'M THE ONE WHO REALLY WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS UNIVERSE. AND I'M THE ONE WHO REALLY WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS UNIVERSE.
460 00:21:15,443 00:21:18,279 YOU MAY HAVE ELECTED MY HUSBAND AS YOUR LEADER, YOU MAY HAVE ELECTED MY HUSBAND AS YOUR LEADER,
461 00:21:18,379 00:21:23,284 BUT LET'S FACE IT, I RUN THE SHOW. BUT LET'S FACE IT, I RUN THE SHOW.
462 00:21:23,384 00:21:24,786 MARG...MARGARET! MARG...MARGARET!
463 00:21:24,819 00:21:28,389 MARGARET, YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT, DID YOU? MARGARET, YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT, DID YOU?
464 00:21:28,456 00:21:31,792 - YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ERASE... - YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ERASE...
465 00:21:31,892 00:21:34,742 - WAY AHEAD OF YOU. - WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
466 00:21:41,269 00:21:45,406 - MANOBRAIN AND I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME. - MANOBRAIN AND I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME.
467 00:21:45,473 00:21:48,576 NOT ONLY DID WE CREATE THE MIRACLE DIET PILL... NOT ONLY DID WE CREATE THE MIRACLE DIET PILL...
468 00:21:48,643 00:21:50,411 - BUT ALSO A MIRACLE BREATH MINT - BUT ALSO A MIRACLE BREATH MINT
469 00:21:50,478 00:21:52,813 THAT WILL GIVE PEOPLE FRESH BREATH FOR LIFE THAT WILL GIVE PEOPLE FRESH BREATH FOR LIFE
470 00:21:52,913 00:21:54,182 NO MATTER WHAT THEY EAT. NO MATTER WHAT THEY EAT.
471 00:21:54,282 00:21:57,017 - WE'RE GOING TO BE RICHER THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS. - WE'RE GOING TO BE RICHER THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS.
472 00:21:57,117 00:21:59,820 - THE PILLS, THEY'RE GONE! - THE PILLS, THEY'RE GONE!
473 00:21:59,920 00:22:01,656 YOU DID IT AGAIN! YOU DID IT AGAIN!
474 00:22:01,756 00:22:04,158 - OH, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE RICHER - OH, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE RICHER
475 00:22:04,258 00:22:06,860 THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS. THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS.
476 00:22:06,960 00:22:08,295 - STRANGE, ISN'T IT, SIR? - STRANGE, ISN'T IT, SIR?
477 00:22:08,329 00:22:09,963 NO MATTER HOW WELL YOU KNOW SOMEONE, NO MATTER HOW WELL YOU KNOW SOMEONE,
478 00:22:09,997 00:22:12,333 THEY CAN STILL SURPRISE YOU. THEY CAN STILL SURPRISE YOU.
479 00:22:12,433 00:22:14,335 YOU TOOK THE PILLS, DIDN'T YOU? YOU TOOK THE PILLS, DIDN'T YOU?
480 00:22:14,368 00:22:15,503 - YEP. - YEP.
481 00:22:15,536 00:22:17,005 SO FIRE UP THE LARD, SO FIRE UP THE LARD,
482 00:22:17,105 00:22:21,676 WE'RE HAVING DEEP-FRIED GARLIC FOR LUNCH. WE'RE HAVING DEEP-FRIED GARLIC FOR LUNCH.
483 00:22:21,709 00:22:24,311 - I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO THAT, TOO. - I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DO THAT, TOO.