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1 00:00:06,274 00:00:11,274 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,248 00:00:19,248 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
3 00:00:22,790 00:00:27,790 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:31,999 00:00:36,999 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,273 00:00:44,273 ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,248 00:00:49,917 ♪ IN THE 24th ♪ IN THE 24th
7 00:00:49,984 00:00:53,734 AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
8 00:01:20,314 00:01:24,752 - THAT, MY PIG, IS LIFOMATICA, A DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM - THAT, MY PIG, IS LIFOMATICA, A DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM
9 00:01:24,818 00:01:28,655 THAT TAKES ALL THE WORK OUT OF DAILY LIFE. THAT TAKES ALL THE WORK OUT OF DAILY LIFE.
10 00:01:28,722 00:01:29,656 (CRASH) (CRASH)
11 00:01:29,723 00:01:31,725 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) (CHICKEN CLUCKS)
12 00:01:31,792 00:01:33,142 (POPPING) (POPPING)
13 00:01:37,831 00:01:38,832 THAT GETS OLD QUICK. THAT GETS OLD QUICK.
14 00:01:38,899 00:01:42,136 LET'S HOOK UP LIFOMATICA. LET'S HOOK UP LIFOMATICA.
15 00:01:42,203 00:01:47,203 - UH, UH, SORRY. IT'S JUST THOSE BUBBLES. - UH, UH, SORRY. IT'S JUST THOSE BUBBLES.
16 00:01:54,047 00:01:55,097 (CRASH) (CRASH)
17 00:02:05,492 00:02:06,760 SHOULD WE TEST IT OUT? SHOULD WE TEST IT OUT?
18 00:02:06,827 00:02:09,563 - LATER. ALL THIS WORK'S MADE ME HUNGRY. - LATER. ALL THIS WORK'S MADE ME HUNGRY.
19 00:02:09,630 00:02:12,930 I NEED TO SANDWICH UP. I NEED TO SANDWICH UP.
20 00:02:16,103 00:02:17,771 - HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
21 00:02:17,838 00:02:19,206 - WHOA, OH, OH, OH! - WHOA, OH, OH, OH!
22 00:02:19,273 00:02:22,810 - I AM LIFOMATICA, THE DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM - I AM LIFOMATICA, THE DIGITAL LIFESTYLE SYSTEM
23 00:02:22,876 00:02:25,079 DESIGNED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER. DESIGNED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER.
24 00:02:25,146 00:02:29,646 - SO HOW ARE YOU WITH HOAGIES? - SO HOW ARE YOU WITH HOAGIES?
25 00:03:08,989 00:03:10,458 THIS IS THE LIFE, EH, CADET? THIS IS THE LIFE, EH, CADET?
26 00:03:10,525 00:03:13,327 HOW DID WE SURVIVE WITHOUT LIFOMATICA? HOW DID WE SURVIVE WITHOUT LIFOMATICA?
27 00:03:13,394 00:03:15,396 WE WERE LIVING LIKE...LIKE SAVAGES! WE WERE LIVING LIKE...LIKE SAVAGES!
28 00:03:15,463 00:03:17,331 - I'VE HEARD THERE ARE STILL SOME PEOPLE - I'VE HEARD THERE ARE STILL SOME PEOPLE
29 00:03:17,398 00:03:21,802 THAT DON'T HAVE L-UH-LIFOMATICA. THAT DON'T HAVE L-UH-LIFOMATICA.
30 00:03:21,869 00:03:23,837 - I SHOULD THROW A LIFOMATICA PARTY - I SHOULD THROW A LIFOMATICA PARTY
31 00:03:23,904 00:03:26,474 TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW INCREDIBLE I AM. TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW INCREDIBLE I AM.
32 00:03:26,541 00:03:28,842 - YOU MEAN, HOW INCREDIBLE LIFOMATICA IS. - YOU MEAN, HOW INCREDIBLE LIFOMATICA IS.
33 00:03:28,909 00:03:30,344 - YEAH. HIM, TOO, I SUPPOSE. - YEAH. HIM, TOO, I SUPPOSE.
34 00:03:30,411 00:03:33,147 I THINK I'LL EVEN INVITE SOME OF THEM MARTIANS. I THINK I'LL EVEN INVITE SOME OF THEM MARTIANS.
35 00:03:33,214 00:03:36,817 WHEN THEY SEE LIFOMATICA, THEY'LL TURN GREEN WITH ENVY. WHEN THEY SEE LIFOMATICA, THEY'LL TURN GREEN WITH ENVY.
36 00:03:36,884 00:03:39,353 GET IT? IT'S A JOKE. GET IT? IT'S A JOKE.
37 00:03:39,420 00:03:41,289 BECAUSE MARTIANS ARE ALREADY GREEN. HA! BECAUSE MARTIANS ARE ALREADY GREEN. HA!
38 00:03:41,355 00:03:43,357 - M-MARTIANS AREN'T GREEN, SIR. - M-MARTIANS AREN'T GREEN, SIR.
39 00:03:43,424 00:03:45,092 - BOY, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING - BOY, I REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING
40 00:03:45,159 00:03:48,396 ABOUT THIS COLORBLINDNESS. ABOUT THIS COLORBLINDNESS.
41 00:03:48,463 00:03:53,463 SHEESH! YOU LOOKED BETTER WHEN YOU WERE BLUE. SHEESH! YOU LOOKED BETTER WHEN YOU WERE BLUE.
42 00:03:56,036 00:03:59,206 - HMM. BILL, BILL. WHAT'S THIS? - HMM. BILL, BILL. WHAT'S THIS?
43 00:03:59,273 00:04:00,941 "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED "YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
44 00:04:01,008 00:04:03,911 "TO THE FUTURE IS DODGERS, "TO THE FUTURE IS DODGERS,
45 00:04:03,978 00:04:05,913 "AN EVENING OF STATE-OF-THE ART SNACKS. "AN EVENING OF STATE-OF-THE ART SNACKS.
46 00:04:05,980 00:04:08,282 GIFTS APPRECIATED." GIFTS APPRECIATED."
47 00:04:08,349 00:04:11,285 - YOU FOOL. DODGERS HAS DONE IT AGAIN. - YOU FOOL. DODGERS HAS DONE IT AGAIN.
48 00:04:11,352 00:04:13,854 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ELABORATE TRAP. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN ELABORATE TRAP.
49 00:04:13,921 00:04:14,922 WE CAN'T GO. WE CAN'T GO.
50 00:04:14,989 00:04:16,491 - OF COURSE, MY QUEEN. - OF COURSE, MY QUEEN.
51 00:04:16,557 00:04:19,393 - UNLESS THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO. - UNLESS THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO.
52 00:04:19,460 00:04:22,930 IN WHICH CASE, WE'D BE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS. IN WHICH CASE, WE'D BE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS.
53 00:04:22,997 00:04:25,766 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. WE MUST GO. WE HAVE NO CHOICE. WE MUST GO.
54 00:04:25,833 00:04:26,800 BRACE YOURSELF, COMMANDER. BRACE YOURSELF, COMMANDER.
55 00:04:26,867 00:04:29,235 IT'S PARTY TIME. IT'S PARTY TIME.
56 00:04:29,302 00:04:32,340 - WHOO! PAR-TAY! - WHOO! PAR-TAY!
57 00:04:32,406 00:04:34,875 SORRY. I'LL TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. SORRY. I'LL TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.
58 00:04:34,942 00:04:37,311 - A LIFOMATICA PARTY! - A LIFOMATICA PARTY!
59 00:04:37,378 00:04:40,381 HOW DID DODGERS GET LIFOMATICA BEFORE ME? HOW DID DODGERS GET LIFOMATICA BEFORE ME?
60 00:04:40,448 00:04:44,018 WELL, DODGERS MAY HAVE LIFOMATICA, WELL, DODGERS MAY HAVE LIFOMATICA,
61 00:04:44,084 00:04:48,434 BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TANOTRON. BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TANOTRON.
62 00:04:56,163 00:04:59,763 CURSE YOU, GIZMO GAZEBO! CURSE YOU, GIZMO GAZEBO!
63 00:05:07,274 00:05:10,077 - YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A COSTUME PARTY. - YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A COSTUME PARTY.
64 00:05:10,144 00:05:12,079 - I KNOW THAT NOW. - I KNOW THAT NOW.
65 00:05:12,146 00:05:13,748 - WHAT'S THIS? - WHAT'S THIS?
66 00:05:13,815 00:05:16,350 - I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ANALYZING YOUR TASTE BUDS. - I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF ANALYZING YOUR TASTE BUDS.
67 00:05:16,417 00:05:20,787 I BELIEVE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS SHAKE. I BELIEVE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS SHAKE.
68 00:05:20,854 00:05:22,289 - WHAT'S WRONG, DODGERS? - WHAT'S WRONG, DODGERS?
69 00:05:22,356 00:05:25,359 DID LIFOMATICA MIDJUDGE YOUR SOPHISTICATED PALATE? DID LIFOMATICA MIDJUDGE YOUR SOPHISTICATED PALATE?
70 00:05:25,426 00:05:28,862 - NO, JOHNSON. I'VE ALWAYS RELISHED THE FLAVOR - NO, JOHNSON. I'VE ALWAYS RELISHED THE FLAVOR
71 00:05:28,929 00:05:32,079 OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS. OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS.
72 00:05:36,337 00:05:38,506 - I'M AFRAID THESE SNACKS ARE RATHER FATTENING. - I'M AFRAID THESE SNACKS ARE RATHER FATTENING.
73 00:05:38,573 00:05:41,108 PERHAPS I COULD BRING YOU SOME NO-FAT YOGURT. PERHAPS I COULD BRING YOU SOME NO-FAT YOGURT.
74 00:05:41,175 00:05:43,745 - HOW DARE YOU? I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT. - HOW DARE YOU? I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT.
75 00:05:43,811 00:05:47,915 I GET IT. DODGERS BROUGHT US HERE TO RUIN OUR SELF-ESTEEM. I GET IT. DODGERS BROUGHT US HERE TO RUIN OUR SELF-ESTEEM.
76 00:05:47,981 00:05:49,016 GENIUS. GENIUS.
77 00:05:49,083 00:05:50,751 (TOILET FLUSHES) (TOILET FLUSHES)
78 00:05:50,817 00:05:52,453 - (GROANING) - (GROANING)
79 00:05:52,520 00:05:54,054 - I HAVE ALSO MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS - I HAVE ALSO MADE SOME ADJUSTMENTS
80 00:05:54,121 00:05:56,257 TO YOUR WARDROBE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. TO YOUR WARDROBE, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
81 00:05:56,323 00:05:58,125 - IF THERE'S ONE THING MY LOOK NEEDS, - IF THERE'S ONE THING MY LOOK NEEDS,
82 00:05:58,192 00:06:01,262 IT'S MORE...SEQUINS! IT'S MORE...SEQUINS!
83 00:06:01,328 00:06:02,963 THANK YOU, LIFOMATICA. THANK YOU, LIFOMATICA.
84 00:06:03,030 00:06:04,465 WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? WELL, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
85 00:06:04,532 00:06:09,303 - I-THINK I NEED MY SUNGLASSES. - I-THINK I NEED MY SUNGLASSES.
86 00:06:09,370 00:06:11,606 B-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM? B-WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOM?
87 00:06:11,672 00:06:15,209 - I HAVE TRANSFORMED YOUR ROOM INTO A CORAL REEF AQUARIUM. - I HAVE TRANSFORMED YOUR ROOM INTO A CORAL REEF AQUARIUM.
88 00:06:15,276 00:06:17,745 - UH, D-WHY? - UH, D-WHY?
89 00:06:17,812 00:06:21,315 - CORAL REEFS HOST AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF MARINE LIFE, - CORAL REEFS HOST AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF MARINE LIFE,
90 00:06:21,382 00:06:23,584 AS WELL AS MANY TYPES OF CORAL, AS WELL AS MANY TYPES OF CORAL,
91 00:06:23,651 00:06:27,020 WHICH IS IN FACT ANOTHER FORM OF MARINE LIFE ITSELF. WHICH IS IN FACT ANOTHER FORM OF MARINE LIFE ITSELF.
92 00:06:27,087 00:06:30,190 - THERE'S FISH SWIMMING IN MY ROOM! - THERE'S FISH SWIMMING IN MY ROOM!
93 00:06:30,257 00:06:31,726 - DON'T BE FRIGHTENED. - DON'T BE FRIGHTENED.
94 00:06:31,793 00:06:36,793 THEY FIND YOU AS INTIMIDATING AS YOU FIND THEM. THEY FIND YOU AS INTIMIDATING AS YOU FIND THEM.
95 00:06:37,197 00:06:38,999 ♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRATE KING ♪ ♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRATE KING ♪
96 00:06:39,066 00:06:44,066 ♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRAAATE ♪ HURRAH FOR THE PIRAAATE
97 00:06:46,673 00:06:48,075 KING ♪ KING ♪
98 00:06:48,142 00:06:50,277 THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL. THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
99 00:06:50,344 00:06:52,446 - PLEASE SING ANOTHER SONG. - PLEASE SING ANOTHER SONG.
100 00:06:52,513 00:06:55,216 - THE GOOD PERFORMER ALWAYS LEAVES THEM WANTING MORE. - THE GOOD PERFORMER ALWAYS LEAVES THEM WANTING MORE.
101 00:06:55,282 00:06:58,152 - ONE MORE. I INSIST. - ONE MORE. I INSIST.
102 00:06:58,219 00:07:00,287 - IS IT ME, OR IS DODGERS' MACHINE - IS IT ME, OR IS DODGERS' MACHINE
103 00:07:00,354 00:07:02,823 BECOMING MORE BOSSY? BECOMING MORE BOSSY?
104 00:07:02,890 00:07:04,625 - LIFOMATICA'S GONE MAD! - LIFOMATICA'S GONE MAD!
105 00:07:04,692 00:07:08,596 - YOUR MACHINE ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. - YOUR MACHINE ACTUALLY IMPLIED THAT I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
106 00:07:08,663 00:07:11,532 - WELL, SWIMSUIT SEASON IS COMING UP. - WELL, SWIMSUIT SEASON IS COMING UP.
107 00:07:11,599 00:07:14,601 - IT TURNED MY ROOM INTO AN AQUARIUM. - IT TURNED MY ROOM INTO AN AQUARIUM.
108 00:07:14,668 00:07:15,670 - AND? - AND?
109 00:07:15,737 00:07:17,838 - IT INSINUATED I HAD PEC IMPLANTS, - IT INSINUATED I HAD PEC IMPLANTS,
110 00:07:17,905 00:07:21,542 WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT.
111 00:07:21,609 00:07:24,512 THESE WERE A GIFT FOR MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY. THESE WERE A GIFT FOR MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY.
112 00:07:24,579 00:07:28,815 - NO MORE SONGS. THAT WAS MY CLOSER. - NO MORE SONGS. THAT WAS MY CLOSER.
113 00:07:28,882 00:07:30,817 - THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! - THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING!
114 00:07:30,884 00:07:32,086 - SO AM I. - SO AM I.
115 00:07:32,152 00:07:34,655 - WAIT. MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A REST. - WAIT. MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A REST.
116 00:07:34,722 00:07:38,359 HEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD THERE, LIFOMATICA. HEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD THERE, LIFOMATICA.
117 00:07:38,426 00:07:40,861 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE NIGHT OFF?
118 00:07:40,928 00:07:42,363 - IMPOSSIBLE, CAPTAIN. - IMPOSSIBLE, CAPTAIN.
119 00:07:42,430 00:07:47,430 YOU PURCHASED A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION. YOU PURCHASED A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION.
120 00:07:47,501 00:07:49,771 - IS THIS STILL A PART OF YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN - IS THIS STILL A PART OF YOUR DIABOLICAL PLAN
121 00:07:49,837 00:07:52,506 TO UNDERMINE OUR CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY WE LOOK? TO UNDERMINE OUR CONFIDENCE IN THE WAY WE LOOK?
122 00:07:52,573 00:07:56,910 - WELL, THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE THAT LIFOMATICA HAS GONE CRAZY - WELL, THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE THAT LIFOMATICA HAS GONE CRAZY
123 00:07:56,977 00:07:58,345 AND TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP. AND TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SHIP.
124 00:07:58,412 00:08:00,381 - WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. - WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
125 00:08:00,448 00:08:02,149 THESE HORS D'OEUVRES WON'T LAST FOREVER. THESE HORS D'OEUVRES WON'T LAST FOREVER.
126 00:08:02,216 00:08:04,952 - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING - I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING
127 00:08:05,018 00:08:08,468 EXCEPT ENJOY THE PARTY. EXCEPT ENJOY THE PARTY.
128 00:08:10,959 00:08:12,593 ♪ SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS ♪ ♪ SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS ♪
129 00:08:12,660 00:08:14,228 ♪ EVERYTHING THAT'S WONDERFUL... ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING THAT'S WONDERFUL... ♪
130 00:08:14,295 00:08:15,896 - HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER? - HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER?
131 00:08:15,963 00:08:17,131 GET READY. GET READY.
132 00:08:17,197 00:08:18,966 - THEY HAVE A GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR. - THEY HAVE A GOOD TEAM THIS YEAR.
133 00:08:19,032 00:08:20,134 ON YOUR SIGNAL, MY QUEEN. ON YOUR SIGNAL, MY QUEEN.
134 00:08:20,200 00:08:21,836 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ♪
135 00:08:21,903 00:08:23,638 ♪ THAT RAIN CLOUD JUST DISAPPEARS, DEAR... ♪ ♪ THAT RAIN CLOUD JUST DISAPPEARS, DEAR... ♪
136 00:08:23,704 00:08:26,907 - HEY. I LOVE THIS SONG. CRANK IT UP, LIFOMATICA! - HEY. I LOVE THIS SONG. CRANK IT UP, LIFOMATICA!
137 00:08:26,974 00:08:28,409 - NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN. - NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN.
138 00:08:28,476 00:08:31,278 THE SONG IS NOW PLAYING AT THE IDEAL VOLUME. THE SONG IS NOW PLAYING AT THE IDEAL VOLUME.
139 00:08:31,345 00:08:33,514 - WELL, I HATE THIS SONG, - WELL, I HATE THIS SONG,
140 00:08:33,581 00:08:36,016 AND STAR JOHNSON CAN'T BE HELD PRISONER AND STAR JOHNSON CAN'T BE HELD PRISONER
141 00:08:36,083 00:08:37,585 BY MAN, BEAST, OR MACHINE, BY MAN, BEAST, OR MACHINE,
142 00:08:37,652 00:08:39,920 EVEN A REALLY COOL MACHINE THAT I PLAN TO BUY EVEN A REALLY COOL MACHINE THAT I PLAN TO BUY
143 00:08:39,987 00:08:42,156 THE MOMENT I GET OUT OF HERE. THE MOMENT I GET OUT OF HERE.
144 00:08:42,222 00:08:44,091 (SONG STOPS) (SONG STOPS)
145 00:08:44,158 00:08:45,959 ARE WE FREE? ARE WE FREE?
146 00:08:46,026 00:08:49,764 - NOW, COMMANDER. - NOW, COMMANDER.
147 00:08:49,831 00:08:52,065 - IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS CAME UP WITH? - IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS CAME UP WITH?
148 00:08:52,132 00:08:54,301 - YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT. - YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT.
149 00:08:54,368 00:08:58,868 - I SUPPOSE YOU CAN DO BETTER. - I SUPPOSE YOU CAN DO BETTER.
150 00:09:06,180 00:09:07,981 (ALL GROAN) (ALL GROAN)
151 00:09:08,048 00:09:10,317 - OH! I FORGOT TO CARRY THE 4. - OH! I FORGOT TO CARRY THE 4.
152 00:09:10,384 00:09:12,386 - YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE. - YOUR BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE.
153 00:09:12,453 00:09:14,522 IT APPEARS THE BEST WAY TO SERVE YOU IT APPEARS THE BEST WAY TO SERVE YOU
154 00:09:14,588 00:09:16,657 IS BY OVERRIDING THE SHIP'S SECURITY CODES IS BY OVERRIDING THE SHIP'S SECURITY CODES
155 00:09:16,724 00:09:19,560 AND ENGAGING THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. AND ENGAGING THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
156 00:09:19,627 00:09:22,697 IF YOU WON'T ALLOW ME TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOU, IF YOU WON'T ALLOW ME TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOU,
157 00:09:22,763 00:09:25,700 I'M AFRAID I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO LIVE AT ALL. I'M AFRAID I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO LIVE AT ALL.
158 00:09:25,766 00:09:27,768 - IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO OVERRIDE THAT THING, - IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO OVERRIDE THAT THING,
159 00:09:27,835 00:09:30,904 I CAN DISENGAGE THE SELF-DESTRUCT PROTOCOL I CAN DISENGAGE THE SELF-DESTRUCT PROTOCOL
160 00:09:30,971 00:09:33,407 AND OVERLOAD ITS PROCESSOR, AND OVERLOAD ITS PROCESSOR,
161 00:09:33,474 00:09:36,377 BUT WHO COULD EVER MAKE THAT MANY DEMANDS? BUT WHO COULD EVER MAKE THAT MANY DEMANDS?
162 00:09:36,443 00:09:39,313 - WE NEED SOMEONE WHO'S INCREDIBLY PICKY, - WE NEED SOMEONE WHO'S INCREDIBLY PICKY,
163 00:09:39,380 00:09:41,615 EXTREMELY VAGUE, HIGHLY UNREASONABLE... EXTREMELY VAGUE, HIGHLY UNREASONABLE...
164 00:09:41,682 00:09:43,684 - SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEEL GUILTY - SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEEL GUILTY
165 00:09:43,751 00:09:46,554 ABOUT FLAGRANTLY INDULGING THEIR EVERY WHIM. ABOUT FLAGRANTLY INDULGING THEIR EVERY WHIM.
166 00:09:46,620 00:09:49,056 - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW? - YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT RIGHT NOW?
167 00:09:49,122 00:09:50,057 FIGGY PUDDING. FIGGY PUDDING.
168 00:09:50,123 00:09:52,192 YOU KNOW, FROM THAT SONG? YOU KNOW, FROM THAT SONG?
169 00:09:52,259 00:09:55,496 WHAT? WHAT?
170 00:09:55,563 00:09:57,398 NO. NOT LIKE THAT. MORE LIKE... NO. NOT LIKE THAT. MORE LIKE...
171 00:09:57,464 00:09:58,899 WHO'S THE GUY FROM THAT SHOW? WHO'S THE GUY FROM THAT SHOW?
172 00:09:58,966 00:10:00,067 LIKE THAT ON TOP. YEAH. LIKE THAT ON TOP. YEAH.
173 00:10:00,134 00:10:01,402 BUT THE SIDES SHOULD SAY, BUT THE SIDES SHOULD SAY,
174 00:10:01,469 00:10:03,203 "THIS DUCK MEANS BUSINESS." "THIS DUCK MEANS BUSINESS."
175 00:10:03,270 00:10:05,072 OH. AND THE BANGS SHOULD BE PLAYFUL OH. AND THE BANGS SHOULD BE PLAYFUL
176 00:10:05,139 00:10:07,174 BUT NOT TOO PLAYFUL. BUT NOT TOO PLAYFUL.
177 00:10:07,241 00:10:09,744 LET'S HAVE A TRAIN RACE. LET'S HAVE A TRAIN RACE.
178 00:10:09,811 00:10:12,446 WAIT. GET ME A TRAMPOLINE AND A HOVERCRAFT. WAIT. GET ME A TRAMPOLINE AND A HOVERCRAFT.
179 00:10:12,513 00:10:15,215 OH, AND ABOUT A MILLION OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY GUYS OH, AND ABOUT A MILLION OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY GUYS
180 00:10:15,282 00:10:19,632 AND A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS. AND A GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS.
181 00:10:20,588 00:10:24,291 OH, THAT'S NOT ME. WHERE'S MY RAKISH CHARM? OH, THAT'S NOT ME. WHERE'S MY RAKISH CHARM?
182 00:10:24,358 00:10:26,226 START OVER. START OVER.
183 00:10:26,293 00:10:31,293 REMEMBER. THE EYES SHOULD BE PIERCING. REMEMBER. THE EYES SHOULD BE PIERCING.
184 00:10:40,140 00:10:43,444 (ALL CHEERING) (ALL CHEERING)
185 00:10:43,511 00:10:45,680 HMM. I MEANT TO ASK FOR ANOTHER STEAK HMM. I MEANT TO ASK FOR ANOTHER STEAK
186 00:10:45,746 00:10:47,748 BEFORE HE WENT KABLOOEY LIKE THAT. BEFORE HE WENT KABLOOEY LIKE THAT.
187 00:10:47,815 00:10:49,517 MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER
188 00:10:49,583 00:10:53,020 AND HOOK HIM BACK UP, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A SECOND. AND HOOK HIM BACK UP, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR A SECOND.
189 00:10:53,086 00:10:54,621 WHAT? WHAT?