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1 00:00:06,441 00:00:11,441 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,415 00:00:19,415 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
3 00:00:22,957 00:00:27,957 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,166 00:00:37,166 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,640 00:00:44,640 ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,415 00:00:50,283 ♪ IN THE 24th ♪ IN THE 24th
7 00:00:50,350 00:00:54,100 AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
8 00:01:13,007 00:01:17,377 - ALL RIGHT, BUSTER. IT'S YOU AND ME! - ALL RIGHT, BUSTER. IT'S YOU AND ME!
9 00:01:17,444 00:01:18,879 YOUR MAMA CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW YOUR MAMA CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
10 00:01:18,946 00:01:23,017 BECAUSE THIS TIME IT'S GO TIME! BECAUSE THIS TIME IT'S GO TIME!
11 00:01:23,084 00:01:24,852 - UH, UH, D-DO YOU NEED SOME HELP, CAPTAIN? - UH, UH, D-DO YOU NEED SOME HELP, CAPTAIN?
12 00:01:24,919 00:01:28,189 - IT'S...ALL...UNDER...CONTROL. - IT'S...ALL...UNDER...CONTROL.
13 00:01:28,256 00:01:33,256 THESE CONDIMENT PACKETS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE. THESE CONDIMENT PACKETS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
14 00:01:35,596 00:01:39,600 - MUST HAVE LOOSENED IT FOR YOU. - MUST HAVE LOOSENED IT FOR YOU.
15 00:01:39,666 00:01:41,668 - HERE. GET STARTED ON THESE. - HERE. GET STARTED ON THESE.
16 00:01:41,735 00:01:43,337 - IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, CAPTAIN? - IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, CAPTAIN?
17 00:01:43,404 00:01:47,241 YOU REMEMBER THE HEARING, DON'T YOU? YOU REMEMBER THE HEARING, DON'T YOU?
18 00:01:47,308 00:01:50,678 - AND FROM THIS DAY FORTH, NO MUSTARD WHATSOEVER - AND FROM THIS DAY FORTH, NO MUSTARD WHATSOEVER
19 00:01:50,745 00:01:54,815 SHALL BE PRESENT IN ANY WAY ON PROTECTORATE PROPERTY. SHALL BE PRESENT IN ANY WAY ON PROTECTORATE PROPERTY.
20 00:01:54,882 00:01:56,316 - WHY IS THAT AGAIN? - WHY IS THAT AGAIN?
21 00:01:56,383 00:01:58,819 - DODGERS! - DODGERS!
22 00:01:58,886 00:02:01,755 - I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T MEAN ME WHEN THEY SAID, - I'M SURE THEY DIDN'T MEAN ME WHEN THEY SAID,
23 00:02:01,822 00:02:03,657 "CAPTAIN DODGERS, YOU'RE FORBIDDEN "CAPTAIN DODGERS, YOU'RE FORBIDDEN
24 00:02:03,724 00:02:07,474 TO EVEN LOOK AT MUSTARD." TO EVEN LOOK AT MUSTARD."
25 00:02:14,001 00:02:15,769 - D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WEARING - D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WEARING
26 00:02:15,836 00:02:17,004 TO THE CAPTAINS' ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS TOMORROW NIGHT? TO THE CAPTAINS' ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS TOMORROW NIGHT?
27 00:02:17,071 00:02:18,739 - THE CAPTAINIES ARE TOMORROW? - THE CAPTAINIES ARE TOMORROW?
28 00:02:18,806 00:02:20,141 I BETTER GET CRACKING I BETTER GET CRACKING
29 00:02:20,207 00:02:22,076 ON MY CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. ON MY CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
30 00:02:22,143 00:02:25,278 - BUT, SIR, YOU HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE CAPTAINY - BUT, SIR, YOU HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE CAPTAINY
31 00:02:25,345 00:02:27,014 IN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER. IN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER.
32 00:02:27,081 00:02:29,116 M-MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO SET YOUR SIGHTS A LITTLE LOWER. M-MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO SET YOUR SIGHTS A LITTLE LOWER.
33 00:02:29,183 00:02:30,951 - ORDINARILY, I'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE, - ORDINARILY, I'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE,
34 00:02:31,018 00:02:32,653 BUT THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO CLAIM BUT THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO CLAIM
35 00:02:32,719 00:02:36,023 WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
36 00:02:36,090 00:02:38,192 - DODGERS, YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL - DODGERS, YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL
37 00:02:38,259 00:02:41,561 THAT NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE MUSTARD IN THE CAFETERIA, THAT NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE MUSTARD IN THE CAFETERIA,
38 00:02:41,628 00:02:43,630 ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
39 00:02:43,697 00:02:44,898 - AW, BUCK UP, BIG FELLA. - AW, BUCK UP, BIG FELLA.
40 00:02:44,965 00:02:47,168 I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU. I KNOW WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU.
41 00:02:47,234 00:02:50,137 THE THOUGHT OF LOSING CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR TO ME THE THOUGHT OF LOSING CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR TO ME
42 00:02:50,204 00:02:53,841 AFTER WINNING IT 6 YEARS IN A ROW MUST BE TRAUMATIC, AFTER WINNING IT 6 YEARS IN A ROW MUST BE TRAUMATIC,
43 00:02:53,907 00:02:55,443 BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
44 00:02:55,510 00:02:57,778 I REALLY DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU DO. I REALLY DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU DO.
45 00:02:57,845 00:03:00,814 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
46 00:03:00,881 00:03:02,650 DODGERS, THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE DODGERS, THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE
47 00:03:02,717 00:03:06,854 ARE MEDICAL DISCHARGE PAPERS, AND IT'S 7 YEARS, ARE MEDICAL DISCHARGE PAPERS, AND IT'S 7 YEARS,
48 00:03:06,920 00:03:08,222 NOT THAT I KEEP TRACK OF THOSE THINGS. NOT THAT I KEEP TRACK OF THOSE THINGS.
49 00:03:08,289 00:03:13,289 - OH, YOU KEEP TRACK ALL RI...NN-NN-NN-NN. - OH, YOU KEEP TRACK ALL RI...NN-NN-NN-NN.
50 00:03:19,299 00:03:20,067 L-LIEUTENANT... L-LIEUTENANT...
51 00:03:20,134 00:03:22,203 - AURORA... - SOLEIL. - AURORA... - SOLEIL.
52 00:03:22,270 00:03:25,338 - HELLO, CAPTAIN JOHNSON, CAPTAIN DODGERS, CADET. - HELLO, CAPTAIN JOHNSON, CAPTAIN DODGERS, CADET.
53 00:03:25,405 00:03:26,374 YOU SEEM AWFULLY CALM YOU SEEM AWFULLY CALM
54 00:03:26,441 00:03:27,975 FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE CAPTAINIES. FOR THE DAY BEFORE THE CAPTAINIES.
55 00:03:28,042 00:03:29,777 AREN'T YOU EVEN A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW? AREN'T YOU EVEN A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW?
56 00:03:29,843 00:03:31,112 - NERVOUS... - ABOUT... - NERVOUS... - ABOUT...
57 00:03:31,178 00:03:33,448 - T-TOMORROW? - I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. - T-TOMORROW? - I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT.
58 00:03:33,514 00:03:36,050 CAPTAINS DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF BEING NERVOUS. CAPTAINS DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF BEING NERVOUS.
59 00:03:36,117 00:03:38,719 STILL, IF I WAS A CAPTAIN, I'M SURE BY NOW STILL, IF I WAS A CAPTAIN, I'M SURE BY NOW
60 00:03:38,786 00:03:40,587 I'D BE READY FOR THE LOONY BIN. I'D BE READY FOR THE LOONY BIN.
61 00:03:40,654 00:03:41,722 - THE... - LOONY... - THE... - LOONY...
62 00:03:41,789 00:03:44,125 - B-B...PSYCHIATRIC WARD. - B-B...PSYCHIATRIC WARD.
63 00:03:44,191 00:03:46,461 - GUESS I'LL FIND OUT IF I MAKE CAPTAIN SOMEDAY. - GUESS I'LL FIND OUT IF I MAKE CAPTAIN SOMEDAY.
64 00:03:46,527 00:03:49,930 ANYWAY, WE'RE SEATED AT THE SAME TABLE FOR THE AWARDS, ANYWAY, WE'RE SEATED AT THE SAME TABLE FOR THE AWARDS,
65 00:03:49,997 00:03:54,235 WHICH MAKES THIS KIND OF LIKE OUR FIRST DATE. WHICH MAKES THIS KIND OF LIKE OUR FIRST DATE.
66 00:03:54,302 00:03:57,237 I CAN'T WAIT. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. I CAN'T WAIT. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
67 00:03:57,304 00:03:59,073 BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE.
68 00:03:59,140 00:04:03,877 - YES! I'VE FINALLY SCORED A DATE WITH LIEUTENANT SOLEIL! - YES! I'VE FINALLY SCORED A DATE WITH LIEUTENANT SOLEIL!
69 00:04:03,944 00:04:06,681 - WHAT? SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANT ME. - WHAT? SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANT ME.
70 00:04:06,748 00:04:10,450 - YOU? YOU'RE MORE DELUSIONAL THAN YOU THINK I AM. - YOU? YOU'RE MORE DELUSIONAL THAN YOU THINK I AM.
71 00:04:10,517 00:04:13,421 - OH, NO, I'M...HUH? - OH, NO, I'M...HUH?
72 00:04:13,488 00:04:15,156 - HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT PERHAPS - HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT PERHAPS
73 00:04:15,222 00:04:20,222 LIEUT...LIEUTE...LIEUTENANT- D-D...UH, SHE WAS TALKING TO ME? LIEUT...LIEUTE...LIEUTENANT- D-D...UH, SHE WAS TALKING TO ME?
74 00:04:21,228 00:04:24,064 - THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD! - THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
75 00:04:24,131 00:04:25,799 - ALMOST AS RIDICULOUS AS THE IDEA - ALMOST AS RIDICULOUS AS THE IDEA
76 00:04:25,866 00:04:28,234 OF YOU WINNING CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR. OF YOU WINNING CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR.
77 00:04:28,301 00:04:29,504 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
78 00:04:29,570 00:04:32,238 OOH, THIS IS FUN. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN. OOH, THIS IS FUN. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.
79 00:04:32,305 00:04:33,774 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
80 00:04:33,841 00:04:36,691 OR NOT. EITHER WAY. OR NOT. EITHER WAY.
81 00:04:42,817 00:04:45,186 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR AWARD. - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR AWARD.
82 00:04:45,252 00:04:47,154 EVEN THOUGH I'M LONG OVERDUE, EVEN THOUGH I'M LONG OVERDUE,
83 00:04:47,221 00:04:49,523 IT'S POSSIBLE MY PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR IT'S POSSIBLE MY PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR
84 00:04:49,589 00:04:51,392 HASN'T BEEN COMPLETELY FLAWLESS. HASN'T BEEN COMPLETELY FLAWLESS.
85 00:04:51,459 00:04:53,660 - TH-TH-THAT'S OK. -AS LONG AS YOU FINISH STRONG, - TH-TH-THAT'S OK. -AS LONG AS YOU FINISH STRONG,
86 00:04:53,727 00:04:55,229 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
87 00:04:55,296 00:05:00,134 - TRUE. THAT WORKED FOR MY CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN, - TRUE. THAT WORKED FOR MY CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN,
88 00:05:00,201 00:05:03,270 BUT WE MIGHT NEED A LITTLE EXTRA BOOST FOR THE CAPTAINIES. BUT WE MIGHT NEED A LITTLE EXTRA BOOST FOR THE CAPTAINIES.
89 00:05:03,337 00:05:05,973 - MAYBE YOU COULD START BY WORKING EXTRA HOURS, - MAYBE YOU COULD START BY WORKING EXTRA HOURS,
90 00:05:06,040 00:05:09,109 OR EVEN BETTER, YOU COULD START BY B-WORKING. OR EVEN BETTER, YOU COULD START BY B-WORKING.
91 00:05:09,176 00:05:10,811 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DO MY JOB? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DO MY JOB?
92 00:05:10,878 00:05:12,279 NAH, TOO RISKY. NAH, TOO RISKY.
93 00:05:12,346 00:05:14,882 MY BEST BET IS TO DRAG THE OTHER CAPTAINS MY BEST BET IS TO DRAG THE OTHER CAPTAINS
94 00:05:14,948 00:05:16,283 DOWN TO MY LEVEL. DOWN TO MY LEVEL.
95 00:05:16,350 00:05:19,086 - I SEE, SO INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR DUTY, - I SEE, SO INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR DUTY,
96 00:05:19,153 00:05:20,620 YOU'RE GONNA PREVENT OTHER CAPTAINS YOU'RE GONNA PREVENT OTHER CAPTAINS
97 00:05:20,687 00:05:22,156 FROM DOING THEIR DUTY. FROM DOING THEIR DUTY.
98 00:05:22,223 00:05:26,873 - YEAH. WELL, NOT JUST ME...WE. - YEAH. WELL, NOT JUST ME...WE.
99 00:05:39,373 00:05:42,410 - I REFUSE TO DAMAGE CAPTAIN RODMAN'S SHIP. - I REFUSE TO DAMAGE CAPTAIN RODMAN'S SHIP.
100 00:05:42,476 00:05:46,414 BESIDES, DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT'S GONNA WORK? BESIDES, DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT'S GONNA WORK?
101 00:05:46,480 00:05:50,650 - TRUST ME. NOBODY RUINS STUFF BETTER THAN ME. - TRUST ME. NOBODY RUINS STUFF BETTER THAN ME.
102 00:05:50,717 00:05:52,552 - G-GOOD POINT. - G-GOOD POINT.
103 00:05:52,619 00:05:55,789 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
104 00:05:55,856 00:05:58,325 - UH-OH. BETTER CALL MAHE-CO. - UH-OH. BETTER CALL MAHE-CO.
105 00:05:58,392 00:06:01,428 - OOH-OOH, AHH-AHH. MAHE-CO, MAHE-CO! - OOH-OOH, AHH-AHH. MAHE-CO, MAHE-CO!
106 00:06:01,494 00:06:02,229 OOH-OOH, AHH-AHH. OOH-OOH, AHH-AHH.
107 00:06:02,296 00:06:03,931 - AH. THERE YOU ARE MAHE-CO. - AH. THERE YOU ARE MAHE-CO.
108 00:06:03,997 00:06:05,832 I NEED YOU TO RUN A FULL DIAGNOSTIC I NEED YOU TO RUN A FULL DIAGNOSTIC
109 00:06:05,899 00:06:07,268 ON THE PROPULSION MODULATORS, ON THE PROPULSION MODULATORS,
110 00:06:07,334 00:06:10,003 INCLUDING THE AUXILIARY COOLANT DISTRIBUTORS. INCLUDING THE AUXILIARY COOLANT DISTRIBUTORS.
111 00:06:10,070 00:06:11,439 CAN YOU DO THAT, MAHE-CO? CAN YOU DO THAT, MAHE-CO?
112 00:06:11,505 00:06:15,742 (YELLING) - (SCREECHING) (YELLING) - (SCREECHING)
113 00:06:15,809 00:06:17,645 - CURSED MONKEYS! - CURSED MONKEYS!
114 00:06:17,712 00:06:19,346 - THANKS TO ME AND THAT CRAZY MONKEY, - THANKS TO ME AND THAT CRAZY MONKEY,
115 00:06:19,413 00:06:23,183 CAPTAIN RODMAN DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING. CAPTAIN RODMAN DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING.
116 00:06:23,250 00:06:28,250 - OR FOR THAT MATTER, ANY MORE HAIR. - OR FOR THAT MATTER, ANY MORE HAIR.
117 00:06:32,826 00:06:35,226 - HA HA HEE HEE! - HA HA HEE HEE!
118 00:06:40,934 00:06:45,873 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
119 00:06:45,939 00:06:47,074 - GRR. - GRR. - GRR. - GRR.
120 00:06:47,141 00:06:49,091 - GRR. - GRR! - GRR. - GRR!
121 00:06:52,579 00:06:53,613 - GRR. - GRR.
122 00:06:53,680 00:06:55,716 - HUH? - GRR! - HUH? - GRR!
123 00:06:55,782 00:06:56,750 - HEY, IT WASN'T ME! - HEY, IT WASN'T ME!
124 00:06:56,817 00:06:59,285 I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!
125 00:06:59,352 00:07:01,656 (CLICK) (CLICK)
126 00:07:01,723 00:07:04,958 - OK. SO WE JUST HOIST THIS PUPPY UP - OK. SO WE JUST HOIST THIS PUPPY UP
127 00:07:05,025 00:07:07,328 AND GLUE IT TO THE CEILING. AND GLUE IT TO THE CEILING.
128 00:07:07,395 00:07:10,697 THAT STIFF, JOHNSON, WILL FLIP WHEN HE SEES IT. THAT STIFF, JOHNSON, WILL FLIP WHEN HE SEES IT.
129 00:07:10,764 00:07:12,099 HAND ME THE GLUE, CADET. HAND ME THE GLUE, CADET.
130 00:07:12,166 00:07:13,634 - UH, Y-YOU HAVE THE GLUE. - UH, Y-YOU HAVE THE GLUE.
131 00:07:13,701 00:07:15,035 - NO. I SPECIFICALLY GAVE IT TO YOU - NO. I SPECIFICALLY GAVE IT TO YOU
132 00:07:15,102 00:07:16,370 BECAUSE THE BOTTLE WAS LEAKING BECAUSE THE BOTTLE WAS LEAKING
133 00:07:16,437 00:07:19,240 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO STICK TO ANYTHING. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO STICK TO ANYTHING.
134 00:07:19,306 00:07:22,276 - YAGEE! - LOOKING FOR THIS? - YAGEE! - LOOKING FOR THIS?
135 00:07:22,343 00:07:23,810 IT'S OVER, DODGERS! IT'S OVER, DODGERS!
136 00:07:23,877 00:07:25,246 I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN UP TO,
137 00:07:25,312 00:07:30,312 AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT. AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT.
138 00:07:34,355 00:07:35,924 - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE. - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE.
139 00:07:35,990 00:07:38,592 I SAW THE LIGHT AND JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK TOMORROW, I SAW THE LIGHT AND JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK TOMORROW,
140 00:07:38,658 00:07:39,694 NOT THAT YOU NEED LUCK. NOT THAT YOU NEED LUCK.
141 00:07:39,761 00:07:41,963 GOOD CAPTAINS LEAVE NOTHING TO CHANCE. GOOD CAPTAINS LEAVE NOTHING TO CHANCE.
142 00:07:42,030 00:07:47,030 STILL, A LITTLE LUCK NEVER HURT ANYBODY, EVEN A CAPTAIN. STILL, A LITTLE LUCK NEVER HURT ANYBODY, EVEN A CAPTAIN.
143 00:07:47,535 00:07:50,271 - UH, TH-TH-THEY'RE ACTUALLY SLEEPING WITH THEIR EYES OPEN. - UH, TH-TH-THEY'RE ACTUALLY SLEEPING WITH THEIR EYES OPEN.
144 00:07:50,337 00:07:52,707 HA HA HA! A LITTLE CAPTAIN'S TRICK, HA HA HA! A LITTLE CAPTAIN'S TRICK,
145 00:07:52,774 00:07:54,809 BUT I'LL GIVE THEM THE MESSAGE WHEN THEY WAKE UP. BUT I'LL GIVE THEM THE MESSAGE WHEN THEY WAKE UP.
146 00:07:54,876 00:07:57,878 - THANKS. ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. - THANKS. ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
147 00:07:57,945 00:07:59,146 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
148 00:07:59,213 00:08:01,648 - BOY, SHE'S GOT IT BAD FOR ME. - BOY, SHE'S GOT IT BAD FOR ME.
149 00:08:01,715 00:08:03,817 - YOU? THIS IS MY SHIP. - YOU? THIS IS MY SHIP.
150 00:08:03,884 00:08:05,319 SHE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR ME. SHE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR ME.
151 00:08:05,386 00:08:09,923 - OR MAYBE SHE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR THE CADET. - OR MAYBE SHE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR THE CADET.
152 00:08:09,990 00:08:13,260 HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
153 00:08:13,327 00:08:14,695 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
154 00:08:14,762 00:08:16,664 LET'S SETTLE THIS WHOLE THING IN PRIVATE. LET'S SETTLE THIS WHOLE THING IN PRIVATE.
155 00:08:16,731 00:08:19,567 WE'LL RACE IN THE PROTECTORATE FLIGHT OBSTACLE COURSE. WE'LL RACE IN THE PROTECTORATE FLIGHT OBSTACLE COURSE.
156 00:08:19,634 00:08:22,702 WHOEVER WINS GETS THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR AWARD WHOEVER WINS GETS THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR AWARD
157 00:08:22,769 00:08:24,071 AN LIEUTENANT SOLEIL. AN LIEUTENANT SOLEIL.
158 00:08:24,138 00:08:27,474 - YOU'RE ON! - GREAT. LET'S GO RIGHT NOW. - YOU'RE ON! - GREAT. LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.
159 00:08:27,540 00:08:30,177 (SQUEAKING) (SQUEAKING)
160 00:08:30,244 00:08:32,813 OK. LET'S GET SOME SLEEP WHILE THE GLUE WEARS OFF OK. LET'S GET SOME SLEEP WHILE THE GLUE WEARS OFF
161 00:08:32,879 00:08:33,947 AND THEN GO. AND THEN GO.
162 00:08:34,014 00:08:35,364 (SNORING) (SNORING)
163 00:08:39,320 00:08:41,588 - USING AUTOPILOT IS COOL, RIGHT? - USING AUTOPILOT IS COOL, RIGHT?
164 00:08:41,655 00:08:42,923 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
165 00:08:42,990 00:08:44,191 - HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE? - HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?
166 00:08:44,258 00:08:46,193 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE CAPTAINIES. I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE CAPTAINIES.
167 00:08:46,260 00:08:48,095 - JUST START THE RACE, CADET. - JUST START THE RACE, CADET.
168 00:08:48,162 00:08:52,512 - AND LEAVE THE FLYING TO US. - AND LEAVE THE FLYING TO US.
169 00:08:54,801 00:08:56,970 (ROARS) (ROARS)
170 00:08:57,037 00:08:59,673 (ROARS) (ROARS)
171 00:08:59,739 00:09:03,877 (ROARS) (ROARS)
172 00:09:03,944 00:09:08,894 - WAIT. HOW DO I TURN LEFT AGAIN? - WAIT. HOW DO I TURN LEFT AGAIN?
173 00:09:09,816 00:09:11,166 (DINGING) (DINGING)
174 00:09:35,376 00:09:37,811 (SQUEAKING) (SQUEAKING)
175 00:09:37,878 00:09:39,228
176 00:09:45,986 00:09:48,255 YEAH! I ROCK! YEAH! I ROCK!
177 00:09:48,322 00:09:51,024 HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER, JOHNSON? HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER, JOHNSON?
178 00:09:51,091 00:09:52,393 - YOU TELL ME. YOU'VE BEEN ONE - YOU TELL ME. YOU'VE BEEN ONE
179 00:09:52,459 00:09:55,329 YOUR ENTIRE CAREER, INCLUDING TONIGHT. YOUR ENTIRE CAREER, INCLUDING TONIGHT.
180 00:09:55,396 00:09:56,530 - OH, YEAH? - OH, YEAH?
181 00:09:56,597 00:09:58,599 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT THE CADET, WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT THE CADET,
182 00:09:58,666 00:10:00,468 WHOSE JOB DEPENDS ON ME WINNING, WHOSE JOB DEPENDS ON ME WINNING,
183 00:10:00,534 00:10:05,105 HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT. HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
184 00:10:05,172 00:10:06,706 - WANT TO SPLIT A CAB TO THE AWARDS? - WANT TO SPLIT A CAB TO THE AWARDS?
185 00:10:06,773 00:10:07,909 - SURE. SHOTGUN! - SURE. SHOTGUN!
186 00:10:07,976 00:10:12,976 - FINE. AND I GET SHOTGUN ON THE WAY HOME. - FINE. AND I GET SHOTGUN ON THE WAY HOME.
187 00:10:18,686 00:10:22,589 - IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE A BOW TIE. - IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TIE A BOW TIE.
188 00:10:22,656 00:10:23,657 UGH! UGH!
189 00:10:23,723 00:10:26,860 OR SHOELACES. OR SHOELACES.
190 00:10:26,927 00:10:28,028 - GOOD EVENING. - GOOD EVENING.
191 00:10:28,095 00:10:30,431 I AM XAINIUS THE ETERNAL, I AM XAINIUS THE ETERNAL,
192 00:10:30,498 00:10:32,333 THOUGH SOME MAY KNOW ME AS DUSTIN DIAMOND, THOUGH SOME MAY KNOW ME AS DUSTIN DIAMOND,
193 00:10:32,399 00:10:34,368 THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SCREECH ON "SAVED BY THE BELL." THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SCREECH ON "SAVED BY THE BELL."
194 00:10:34,435 00:10:36,637 TONIGHT, I'M HERE TO HONOR A TRADITION TONIGHT, I'M HERE TO HONOR A TRADITION
195 00:10:36,704 00:10:41,408 THAT, LIKE ME, WILL NEVER GROW OLD OR DIE...EXCELLENCE... THAT, LIKE ME, WILL NEVER GROW OLD OR DIE...EXCELLENCE...
196 00:10:41,475 00:10:44,211 AND NO ONE EMBODIES THAT TRADITION MORE THOROUGHLY AND NO ONE EMBODIES THAT TRADITION MORE THOROUGHLY
197 00:10:44,278 00:10:47,448 THAN TONIGHT'S NOMINEES FOR CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR. THAN TONIGHT'S NOMINEES FOR CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR.
198 00:10:47,515 00:10:50,917 THE NOMINEES ARE CAPTAIN DALLAS RODMAN... THE NOMINEES ARE CAPTAIN DALLAS RODMAN...
199 00:10:50,984 00:10:53,387 -(APPLAUSE) - AAH! -(APPLAUSE) - AAH!
200 00:10:53,454 00:10:55,755 - CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON... - CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON...
201 00:10:55,822 00:10:56,857 - FIRE AT WILL! - FIRE AT WILL!
202 00:10:56,923 00:10:59,026 NOBODY PARKS IN MY SPOT. NOBODY PARKS IN MY SPOT.
203 00:10:59,092 00:11:03,263 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
204 00:11:03,330 00:11:07,380 - AND CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS. - AND CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS.
205 00:11:09,269 00:11:11,872 AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR IS... AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR IS...
206 00:11:11,938 00:11:14,341 HMM. THIS IS A SURPRISE. HMM. THIS IS A SURPRISE.
207 00:11:14,408 00:11:16,010 IN FACT, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME IN FACT, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
208 00:11:16,077 00:11:18,879 THE WARLORDS OF DINOVOID INVADED THE SCHOOL THE WARLORDS OF DINOVOID INVADED THE SCHOOL
209 00:11:18,945 00:11:20,680 AND ENSLAVED MR. BELDING. AND ENSLAVED MR. BELDING.
210 00:11:20,747 00:11:22,216 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
211 00:11:22,282 00:11:23,851 I AM IMMORTAL! I AM IMMORTAL!
212 00:11:23,918 00:11:27,421 - UH, THIS AWARD IS A FIRST BECAUSE BEFORE TONIGHT - UH, THIS AWARD IS A FIRST BECAUSE BEFORE TONIGHT
213 00:11:27,488 00:11:30,058 OUR WINNER WAS NEITHER A NOMINEE NOR A CAPTAIN. OUR WINNER WAS NEITHER A NOMINEE NOR A CAPTAIN.
214 00:11:30,124 00:11:33,527 PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST CAPTAIN IN THE FLEET PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST CAPTAIN IN THE FLEET
215 00:11:33,594 00:11:38,594 AND YOUR CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR... CAPTAIN AURORA SOLEIL. AND YOUR CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR... CAPTAIN AURORA SOLEIL.
216 00:11:38,899 00:11:40,434 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
217 00:11:40,501 00:11:44,239 - WOW. I'VE WANTED TO BE A CAPTAIN MY ENTIRE LIFE. - WOW. I'VE WANTED TO BE A CAPTAIN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
218 00:11:44,305 00:11:49,077 TO BECOME ONE AND WIN THIS AWARD IN ONE NIGHT IS A TRUE HONOR. TO BECOME ONE AND WIN THIS AWARD IN ONE NIGHT IS A TRUE HONOR.
219 00:11:49,143 00:11:51,512 THERE'S SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR I'D LIKE TO THANK THERE'S SOMEONE IN PARTICULAR I'D LIKE TO THANK
220 00:11:51,579 00:11:55,815 FOR INSPIRING ME, MY DATE...THE CADET. FOR INSPIRING ME, MY DATE...THE CADET.
221 00:11:55,882 00:11:58,985 (APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
222 00:11:59,052 00:12:00,521 COME ON, GUYS. COME ON, GUYS.
223 00:12:00,588 00:12:02,523 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE? DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY FACE?
224 00:12:02,590 00:12:04,425 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR,
225 00:12:04,491 00:12:06,960 YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON THE THINGS THAT MATTER
226 00:12:07,027 00:12:08,962 LIKE TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND... LIKE TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND...
227 00:12:09,029 00:12:10,698 - I-INTEGRITY. - I-INTEGRITY.
228 00:12:10,765 00:12:14,034 - SEE YOU AT SCREECH'S PARTY, HONEY. - SEE YOU AT SCREECH'S PARTY, HONEY.
229 00:12:14,101 00:12:15,402 - CADET, HOW COULD YOU? - CADET, HOW COULD YOU?
230 00:12:15,469 00:12:17,872 I BET YOU EVEN VOTED FOR HER, DIDN'T YOU? I BET YOU EVEN VOTED FOR HER, DIDN'T YOU?
231 00:12:17,939 00:12:20,173 - S-SORRY, BUT SHE'S CAPTAIN NOW. - S-SORRY, BUT SHE'S CAPTAIN NOW.
232 00:12:20,240 00:12:21,174 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
233 00:12:21,241 00:12:23,945 I HAVE MY ORDERS. I HAVE MY ORDERS.
234 00:12:24,011 00:12:26,046 - KNOW WHAT THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR? - KNOW WHAT THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR?
235 00:12:26,113 00:12:28,014 - A GOOD HARD LOOK AT OURSELVES? - A GOOD HARD LOOK AT OURSELVES?
236 00:12:28,081 00:12:32,419 - NO. MUSTARD! - NO. MUSTARD!
237 00:12:32,486 00:12:36,123 HEY. THE NIGHT'S NOT A TOTAL BUST. HEY. THE NIGHT'S NOT A TOTAL BUST.
238 00:12:36,189 00:12:38,625 NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND.