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1 00:00:06,440 00:00:10,477 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE ♪
2 00:00:10,544 00:00:14,448 ♪ DIVIDE ♪ ♪ DIVIDE ♪
3 00:00:14,515 00:00:16,483 ♪ BUT HOW ♪ ♪ BUT HOW ♪
4 00:00:16,550 00:00:18,585 ♪ WOULD THE UNIVERSE ♪ ♪ WOULD THE UNIVERSE ♪
5 00:00:18,652 00:00:22,223 ♪ SURVIVE? ♪ ♪ SURVIVE? ♪
6 00:00:22,290 00:00:27,290 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
7 00:00:32,332 00:00:35,435 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS ♪
8 00:00:35,502 00:00:39,040 ♪ AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ AND THE WEAK ♪
9 00:00:39,106 00:00:43,510 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING ♪
10 00:00:43,577 00:00:47,648 ♪ TYRANNY ♪ ♪ TYRANNY ♪
11 00:00:47,715 00:00:49,750 ♪ IN THE 24TH ♪ ♪ IN THE 24TH ♪
12 00:00:49,817 00:00:53,867 ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
13 00:01:13,341 00:01:16,343 - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
14 00:01:16,410 00:01:17,711 COME IN, DUCK DODGERS. COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
15 00:01:17,778 00:01:18,812 (SNORING) (SNORING)
16 00:01:18,879 00:01:20,046 - DODGERS!!! - AHHH! - DODGERS!!! - AHHH!
17 00:01:20,113 00:01:21,081 (CRASH) (CRASH)
18 00:01:21,147 00:01:22,216 - LOOK AT YOU. - LOOK AT YOU.
19 00:01:22,283 00:01:24,651 LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE, ATROCIOUS EATING HABITS. LACKADAISICAL ATTITUDE, ATROCIOUS EATING HABITS.
20 00:01:24,718 00:01:26,020 - (BURP) - (BURP)
21 00:01:26,087 00:01:27,988 - QUESTIONABLE HEALTH. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - QUESTIONABLE HEALTH. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
22 00:01:28,055 00:01:30,657 I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE. I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE.
23 00:01:30,724 00:01:32,260 (SLOSHING) (SLOSHING)
24 00:01:32,326 00:01:35,896 - REPORT TO MY LAB AT 7:00 A.M. SHARP TOMORROW MORNING. - REPORT TO MY LAB AT 7:00 A.M. SHARP TOMORROW MORNING.
25 00:01:35,963 00:01:38,665 - HMMM, 7:00 MIGHT BE TRICKY FOR ME. - HMMM, 7:00 MIGHT BE TRICKY FOR ME.
26 00:01:38,732 00:01:40,434 HOW ABOUT 11:00? HOW ABOUT 11:00?
27 00:01:40,500 00:01:41,802 ISH. ISH.
28 00:01:41,869 00:01:43,819 7:00 IS GOOD. 7:00 IS GOOD.
29 00:02:00,420 00:02:01,655 - DODGERS, I CAN'T STOP YOU - DODGERS, I CAN'T STOP YOU
30 00:02:01,722 00:02:03,224 FROM BEING A WASHOUT ON YOUR TIME, FROM BEING A WASHOUT ON YOUR TIME,
31 00:02:03,291 00:02:05,893 BUT WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO SHARE A SEAT IT WOULD BE NICE BUT WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO SHARE A SEAT IT WOULD BE NICE
32 00:02:05,960 00:02:08,229 IF YOU'D AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER. IF YOU'D AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER.
33 00:02:08,296 00:02:10,064 YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
34 00:02:10,131 00:02:14,201 I'D SAY YOU HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT MY CAPTAING ABILITIES. I'D SAY YOU HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT MY CAPTAING ABILITIES.
35 00:02:14,268 00:02:17,104 - I THINK YOU ARE COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT. - I THINK YOU ARE COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT.
36 00:02:17,171 00:02:18,772 - IT'S JUST TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE - IT'S JUST TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE THE COURAGE
37 00:02:18,839 00:02:20,341 TO SPEAK YOUR MIND. TO SPEAK YOUR MIND.
38 00:02:20,408 00:02:22,510 - YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! - YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU!
39 00:02:22,577 00:02:25,679 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK, JOHNSON? - WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK, JOHNSON?
40 00:02:25,746 00:02:27,348 OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED? OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED?
41 00:02:27,415 00:02:30,851 - A DISGRACE TO ALL WHO WEAR THE UNIFORM. - A DISGRACE TO ALL WHO WEAR THE UNIFORM.
42 00:02:30,918 00:02:32,719 A BIOLOGICAL MISTAKE. A BIOLOGICAL MISTAKE.
43 00:02:32,786 00:02:35,188 - OH, DON'T TRY TO SWEET TALK ME NOW. - OH, DON'T TRY TO SWEET TALK ME NOW.
44 00:02:35,255 00:02:37,158 IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S TOO LATE.
45 00:02:37,224 00:02:41,061 - THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. - THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW.
46 00:02:41,128 00:02:43,164 - GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN... DODGERS. - GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN... DODGERS.
47 00:02:43,230 00:02:45,600 AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I HAVE DEVELOPED AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I HAVE DEVELOPED
48 00:02:45,667 00:02:49,069 A BIOGENETIC PURIFICATION AND DETOXIFICATION SYSTEM A BIOGENETIC PURIFICATION AND DETOXIFICATION SYSTEM
49 00:02:49,136 00:02:52,072 TO FILTER AND ERADICATE BODILY POLLUTANTS TO FILTER AND ERADICATE BODILY POLLUTANTS
50 00:02:52,139 00:02:55,676 AND REPAIR CELLULAR DAMAGE. AND REPAIR CELLULAR DAMAGE.
51 00:02:55,742 00:03:00,392 IT EXTRACTS YOUR BODY'S TOXINS? IT EXTRACTS YOUR BODY'S TOXINS?
52 00:03:00,914 00:03:02,415 BAD GO, GOOD STAY. BAD GO, GOOD STAY.
53 00:03:02,482 00:03:04,552 - OH, IN THAT CASE, HOOK ME UP. - OH, IN THAT CASE, HOOK ME UP.
54 00:03:04,619 00:03:07,221 I ATE A MARSHMALLOW AND CHILI FRIES PIZZA LAST NIGHT I ATE A MARSHMALLOW AND CHILI FRIES PIZZA LAST NIGHT
55 00:03:07,288 00:03:11,291 THAT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON LEFT ME QUEASY. THAT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON LEFT ME QUEASY.
56 00:03:11,358 00:03:12,560 - I MUST WARN YOU, - I MUST WARN YOU,
57 00:03:12,627 00:03:15,929 SO FAR THE PURIFIER HAS ONLY BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS, SO FAR THE PURIFIER HAS ONLY BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS,
58 00:03:15,996 00:03:20,034 BUT THE ANIMALS SEEM FINE. BUT THE ANIMALS SEEM FINE.
59 00:03:20,101 00:03:21,869 - I VOLUNTEER TO BE A TEST SUBJECT. - I VOLUNTEER TO BE A TEST SUBJECT.
60 00:03:21,936 00:03:23,471 FOR THE PROTECTORATE. FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
61 00:03:23,538 00:03:28,538 - IF THIS THING MELTS MY BRAIN, I GET A PAY BUMP, RIGHT? - IF THIS THING MELTS MY BRAIN, I GET A PAY BUMP, RIGHT?
62 00:03:33,480 00:03:34,414 - WELL? - WELL?
63 00:03:34,481 00:03:37,285 - I FEEL FANTASTIC! - I FEEL FANTASTIC!
64 00:03:37,351 00:03:39,820 EVEN THE KNEE I INJURED PLAYING ROCKETBALL IN COLLEGE EVEN THE KNEE I INJURED PLAYING ROCKETBALL IN COLLEGE
65 00:03:39,887 00:03:40,821 FEELS BRAND NEW. FEELS BRAND NEW.
66 00:03:40,888 00:03:41,822 - WONDERFUL. - WONDERFUL.
67 00:03:41,889 00:03:44,739 NOW, THE REAL TEST. NOW, THE REAL TEST.
68 00:03:48,062 00:03:50,012 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
69 00:04:08,782 00:04:12,519 - HA HA HA HA! - AHA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA! - AHA HA HA HA!
70 00:04:12,586 00:04:13,687 (DODGERS SCREAMING) (DODGERS SCREAMING)
71 00:04:13,754 00:04:14,504 - OH. - OH.
72 00:04:24,398 00:04:27,434 UH, DODGERS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD REST FOR A BIT. UH, DODGERS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD REST FOR A BIT.
73 00:04:27,501 00:04:28,969 - I CAN'T, SIR. - I CAN'T, SIR.
74 00:04:29,036 00:04:30,371 PROTECTING THE GALAXY AND ALL OF ITS INHABITANTS PROTECTING THE GALAXY AND ALL OF ITS INHABITANTS
75 00:04:30,438 00:04:32,640 IS AN EXTRAORDINARY RESPONSIBILITY. IS AN EXTRAORDINARY RESPONSIBILITY.
76 00:04:32,707 00:04:35,109 IF EVERY SINGLE BEING ENTRUSTED TO MY CARE IF EVERY SINGLE BEING ENTRUSTED TO MY CARE
77 00:04:35,176 00:04:38,179 ISN'T RESTING EASY, HOW CAN I? ISN'T RESTING EASY, HOW CAN I?
78 00:04:38,245 00:04:41,748 SEE YOU UP THERE, CAPTAIN. SEE YOU UP THERE, CAPTAIN.
79 00:04:41,815 00:04:43,483 - WHO WAS THAT? - WHO WAS THAT?
80 00:04:43,550 00:04:46,100 - I HAVE NO IDEA. - I HAVE NO IDEA.
81 00:04:49,723 00:04:52,559 - SIR, YOU HAVE PECS. - SIR, YOU HAVE PECS.
82 00:04:52,626 00:04:54,395 - IT'S THE CAPTAIN'S OBLIGATION - IT'S THE CAPTAIN'S OBLIGATION
83 00:04:54,462 00:04:57,198 TO BE SOUND IN MIND AND BODY, CADET. TO BE SOUND IN MIND AND BODY, CADET.
84 00:04:57,264 00:05:01,935 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD ONE, SIR. - HA HA HA HA HA HA! GOOD ONE, SIR.
85 00:05:02,002 00:05:04,104 I HAVE YOUR SCHEDULE FOR TODAY. I HAVE YOUR SCHEDULE FOR TODAY.
86 00:05:04,171 00:05:06,340 YOU START WITH A 45-MINUTE NAP, YOU START WITH A 45-MINUTE NAP,
87 00:05:06,407 00:05:08,742 FOLLOWED BY A 15-MINUTE POST-NAP NAP, FOLLOWED BY A 15-MINUTE POST-NAP NAP,
88 00:05:08,809 00:05:10,878 A QUICK STEAM, A LONG STEAM, A QUICK STEAM, A LONG STEAM,
89 00:05:10,944 00:05:13,947 NACHO BREAK, POST-NACHO BREAK NAP... NACHO BREAK, POST-NACHO BREAK NAP...
90 00:05:14,014 00:05:15,282 - NO MORE SHIRKING DUTIES. - NO MORE SHIRKING DUTIES.
91 00:05:15,349 00:05:18,052 TODAY WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
92 00:05:18,118 00:05:23,118 - WHO ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY? WHERE'S CAPTAIN DODGERS? - WHO ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY? WHERE'S CAPTAIN DODGERS?
93 00:05:27,427 00:05:28,195 - HMMMM. - HMMMM.
94 00:05:28,262 00:05:29,930 THAT'S AN EXPLODICON SHIP. THAT'S AN EXPLODICON SHIP.
95 00:05:29,997 00:05:32,333 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE SMUGGLER. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE SMUGGLER.
96 00:05:32,400 00:05:34,034 PULL UP NEXT TO THEM AND... PULL UP NEXT TO THEM AND...
97 00:05:34,101 00:05:37,637 - GREETINGS, CAPTAIN, LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A HAND. - GREETINGS, CAPTAIN, LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A HAND.
98 00:05:37,704 00:05:39,139 - ACTUALLY, NO, WE CAN HANDLE... - ACTUALLY, NO, WE CAN HANDLE...
99 00:05:39,206 00:05:41,975 - MY PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. - MY PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT.
100 00:05:42,042 00:05:43,992 - (GRUMBLING) - (GRUMBLING)
101 00:05:49,017 00:05:53,020 - I'M AFRAID I MUST INSIST THAT YOU RETURN TO EXPLODICON - I'M AFRAID I MUST INSIST THAT YOU RETURN TO EXPLODICON
102 00:05:53,087 00:05:55,423 OR FACE IMMEDIATE ARREST. OR FACE IMMEDIATE ARREST.
103 00:05:55,489 00:05:58,692 - FOR HAULING COMPLETELY HARMLESS BABY FOOD? - FOR HAULING COMPLETELY HARMLESS BABY FOOD?
104 00:05:58,759 00:06:01,609 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
105 00:06:05,799 00:06:06,699 (BOOM) (BOOM)
106 00:06:10,972 00:06:14,507 - LET'S MOVE ALONG, CADET. THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. - LET'S MOVE ALONG, CADET. THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
107 00:06:14,574 00:06:16,210 - BUT, SIR, THE COLORS. - BUT, SIR, THE COLORS.
108 00:06:16,277 00:06:17,211 - NO TIME TO DAWDLE. - NO TIME TO DAWDLE.
109 00:06:17,278 00:06:21,682 THE UNIVERSE IS COUNTING ON US. THE UNIVERSE IS COUNTING ON US.
110 00:06:21,749 00:06:24,585 - AS YOU CAN SEE, AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT - AS YOU CAN SEE, AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
111 00:06:24,652 00:06:28,623 THE PROBABILITY OF DODGERS BEING ASLEEP IS 97%. THE PROBABILITY OF DODGERS BEING ASLEEP IS 97%.
112 00:06:28,689 00:06:30,691 -SO, BASICALLY, WE... - GREETINGS. -SO, BASICALLY, WE... - GREETINGS.
113 00:06:30,758 00:06:33,427 I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SECRET MEETING. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SECRET MEETING.
114 00:06:33,494 00:06:35,897 I REALIZE THIS MAY BE SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX, I REALIZE THIS MAY BE SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX,
115 00:06:35,964 00:06:39,500 BUT SINCE YOU REPRESENT THE PRIMARY THREAT TO EARTH, BUT SINCE YOU REPRESENT THE PRIMARY THREAT TO EARTH,
116 00:06:39,567 00:06:41,402 I FELT IT WAS ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU I FELT IT WAS ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU
117 00:06:41,469 00:06:44,238 THAT I NO LONGER TAKE NAPS. THAT I NO LONGER TAKE NAPS.
118 00:06:44,305 00:06:45,605 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
119 00:06:45,672 00:06:47,607 DODGERS OUT. DODGERS OUT.
120 00:06:47,674 00:06:48,876 - WHO WAS THAT? - WHO WAS THAT?
121 00:06:48,942 00:06:50,378 - IT CAN'T BE. - IT CAN'T BE.
122 00:06:50,444 00:06:52,713 SOMEHOW DODGERS HAS ACQUIRED THE PERFECT BODY SOMEHOW DODGERS HAS ACQUIRED THE PERFECT BODY
123 00:06:52,779 00:06:55,182 TO MATCH HIS PERFECT MIND. TO MATCH HIS PERFECT MIND.
124 00:06:55,249 00:06:57,184 WE'RE DOOMED. WE'RE DOOMED.
125 00:06:57,251 00:06:58,852 - I WOULDN'T SAY PERFECT. - I WOULDN'T SAY PERFECT.
126 00:06:58,919 00:07:02,589 CHISELED, SURE, BUT NOT PERFECT. CHISELED, SURE, BUT NOT PERFECT.
127 00:07:02,656 00:07:04,659 HEE HEE HEE... HEE HEE HEE...
128 00:07:04,726 00:07:07,562 - DODGERS, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU. - DODGERS, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU.
129 00:07:07,628 00:07:10,364 AMBASSADORS FROM FELINIA AND CANINUS AMBASSADORS FROM FELINIA AND CANINUS
130 00:07:10,431 00:07:12,666 ARE MEETING FOR A HISTORIC SUMMIT. ARE MEETING FOR A HISTORIC SUMMIT.
131 00:07:12,733 00:07:13,767 - THE SUMMIT IS OFF. - THE SUMMIT IS OFF.
132 00:07:13,834 00:07:15,536 I BROKERED A TREATY HOURS AGO. I BROKERED A TREATY HOURS AGO.
133 00:07:15,603 00:07:18,406 - WELL, I GUESS THAT BRINGS US TO YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT: - WELL, I GUESS THAT BRINGS US TO YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT:
134 00:07:18,472 00:07:19,373 RECOVERING THE GEM OF RE... RECOVERING THE GEM OF RE...
135 00:07:19,440 00:07:21,641 - SIR, IT'S ON YOUR DESK. - SIR, IT'S ON YOUR DESK.
136 00:07:21,708 00:07:23,578 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
137 00:07:23,644 00:07:27,314 BUT I ALSO HANDED OUT MISSIONS TO THE OTHER CAPTAINS. BUT I ALSO HANDED OUT MISSIONS TO THE OTHER CAPTAINS.
138 00:07:27,381 00:07:28,949 - OF COURSE I MIND! - OF COURSE I MIND!
139 00:07:29,016 00:07:31,285 HANDING OUT MISSIONS IS MY JOB. HANDING OUT MISSIONS IS MY JOB.
140 00:07:31,352 00:07:32,620 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
141 00:07:32,687 00:07:35,989 - YOU COULD TAKE A NAP LIKE THE CADET. - YOU COULD TAKE A NAP LIKE THE CADET.
142 00:07:36,056 00:07:37,992 (SNORING) (SNORING)
143 00:07:38,059 00:07:41,728 - I CALLED YOU ALL HERE TO DISCUSS THE DODGERS DILEMMA. - I CALLED YOU ALL HERE TO DISCUSS THE DODGERS DILEMMA.
144 00:07:41,795 00:07:43,130 - WHY IS IT A DILEMMA FOR YOU - WHY IS IT A DILEMMA FOR YOU
145 00:07:43,197 00:07:45,232 THAT YOU'VE MADE YOUR GREATEST CAPTAIN THAT YOU'VE MADE YOUR GREATEST CAPTAIN
146 00:07:45,299 00:07:49,503 EVEN GREATER? EVEN GREATER?
147 00:07:49,570 00:07:51,372 - SHE MEANS CAPTAIN DODGERS, SIR. - SHE MEANS CAPTAIN DODGERS, SIR.
148 00:07:51,439 00:07:53,808 - OH, WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELVES. - OH, WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELVES.
149 00:07:53,875 00:07:56,510 - DUCK DODGERS, GALACTIC PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN - DUCK DODGERS, GALACTIC PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN
150 00:07:56,577 00:07:59,580 WHO THINKS OVERSLEEPING IS NO QUACKING MATTER. WHO THINKS OVERSLEEPING IS NO QUACKING MATTER.
151 00:07:59,647 00:08:01,449 COMBATING WHAT HE CALLS A LAZINESS EPIDEMIC, COMBATING WHAT HE CALLS A LAZINESS EPIDEMIC,
152 00:08:01,515 00:08:02,917 DODGERS HAS VOWED TO WAKE DODGERS HAS VOWED TO WAKE
153 00:08:02,984 00:08:06,921 EVEN THE HEAVIEST SLEEPERS IN THE GALAXY AT DAWN, EVEN THE HEAVIEST SLEEPERS IN THE GALAXY AT DAWN,
154 00:08:06,988 00:08:11,158 NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE OR HOW TIRED THEY MAY BE. NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE OR HOW TIRED THEY MAY BE.
155 00:08:11,225 00:08:14,061 (YAWNING) (YAWNING)
156 00:08:14,128 00:08:15,730 - WE'LL HEAR YOU OUT. - WE'LL HEAR YOU OUT.
157 00:08:15,797 00:08:18,566 - THE OLD DODGERS MAY HAVE BEEN LAZY, UNRELIABLE, ARGUMENTATIVE, - THE OLD DODGERS MAY HAVE BEEN LAZY, UNRELIABLE, ARGUMENTATIVE,
158 00:08:18,633 00:08:20,667 UNAPPEALING, BAD AT MATH, SLOPPY... UNAPPEALING, BAD AT MATH, SLOPPY...
159 00:08:20,734 00:08:21,668 - UH, SIR. - UH, SIR.
160 00:08:21,735 00:08:23,604 - YOU GET THE IDEA. - YOU GET THE IDEA.
161 00:08:23,671 00:08:26,340 ONE MORE... HE HAD TERRIBLE GROOMING HABITS. ONE MORE... HE HAD TERRIBLE GROOMING HABITS.
162 00:08:26,407 00:08:28,675 THIS DODGERS, HOWEVER, IS TOO HELPFUL. THIS DODGERS, HOWEVER, IS TOO HELPFUL.
163 00:08:28,742 00:08:29,810 - TOO POLITE. - TOO POLITE.
164 00:08:29,876 00:08:31,445 - MUCH TOO FOCUSED. - MUCH TOO FOCUSED.
165 00:08:31,512 00:08:33,314 - DARE I SAY IT? TOO WELL-GROOMED. - DARE I SAY IT? TOO WELL-GROOMED.
166 00:08:33,380 00:08:34,983 - THEN IT'S AGREED. - THEN IT'S AGREED.
167 00:08:35,049 00:08:38,452 WE ALL PREFER THE OLD DODGERS, SO HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK? WE ALL PREFER THE OLD DODGERS, SO HOW DO WE GET HIM BACK?
168 00:08:38,519 00:08:40,488 - THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE DODGER'S - THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE DODGER'S
169 00:08:40,554 00:08:42,689 UNDESIRABLE CHARACTERISTICS UNDESIRABLE CHARACTERISTICS
170 00:08:42,756 00:08:44,158 IS TO RE-TOXIFY HIM. IS TO RE-TOXIFY HIM.
171 00:08:44,224 00:08:46,059 BUT HIS PURIFICATION BECOMES PERMANENT BUT HIS PURIFICATION BECOMES PERMANENT
172 00:08:46,126 00:08:47,461 AFTER 24 HOURS. AFTER 24 HOURS.
173 00:08:47,528 00:08:50,230 AFTER 7:00 A.M. TOMORROW FIT AND INTELLIGENT AFTER 7:00 A.M. TOMORROW FIT AND INTELLIGENT
174 00:08:50,297 00:08:52,533 WILL BE DODGERS NATURAL STATE. WILL BE DODGERS NATURAL STATE.
175 00:08:52,600 00:08:54,368 AS IMPOSSIBLE AS THAT SOUNDS. AS IMPOSSIBLE AS THAT SOUNDS.
176 00:08:54,435 00:08:58,339 - WE'LL HAVE TO OPERATE AS ONE WITH FLAWLESS PRECISION, - WE'LL HAVE TO OPERATE AS ONE WITH FLAWLESS PRECISION,
177 00:08:58,405 00:09:00,608 LIKE A MILITARY STRIKE TEAM. LIKE A MILITARY STRIKE TEAM.
178 00:09:00,675 00:09:03,910 - IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD GIVE ME MUSCLES? - IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD GIVE ME MUSCLES?
179 00:09:03,977 00:09:06,780 BIGGER MUSCLES, I MEAN. BIGGER MUSCLES, I MEAN.
180 00:09:06,847 00:09:08,449 - IT'S SIMPLE, DODGERS. - IT'S SIMPLE, DODGERS.
181 00:09:08,516 00:09:11,285 YOU'LL BE PARTICIPATING IN A CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH MARS. YOU'LL BE PARTICIPATING IN A CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH MARS.
182 00:09:11,352 00:09:13,721 I'LL OBSERVE AS YOU, THE CADET, AND STAR JOHNSON I'LL OBSERVE AS YOU, THE CADET, AND STAR JOHNSON
183 00:09:13,788 00:09:15,922 INTERACT WITH THE QUEEN AND COMMANDER INTERACT WITH THE QUEEN AND COMMANDER
184 00:09:15,989 00:09:17,525 IN A SOCIAL CAPACITY. IN A SOCIAL CAPACITY.
185 00:09:17,591 00:09:20,127 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHARE YOUR FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHARE YOUR FAVORITE LEISURE ACTIVITIES
186 00:09:20,194 00:09:21,562 WITH THE OTHERS. WITH THE OTHERS.
187 00:09:21,629 00:09:23,798 LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, EATING ONION RINGS, LIKE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, EATING ONION RINGS,
188 00:09:23,865 00:09:26,701 AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHILE EATING ONION RINGS. AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHILE EATING ONION RINGS.
189 00:09:26,767 00:09:29,670 - I NO LONGER HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THOSE ACTIVITIES. - I NO LONGER HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THOSE ACTIVITIES.
190 00:09:29,737 00:09:32,473 WORK PERMITTING, I ENJOY READING NONFICTION, WORK PERMITTING, I ENJOY READING NONFICTION,
191 00:09:32,540 00:09:34,841 GOURMET CUISINE, AND RECREATIONAL GEOMETRY. GOURMET CUISINE, AND RECREATIONAL GEOMETRY.
192 00:09:34,908 00:09:36,377 IF THAT INTERESTS ANY OF YOU, IF THAT INTERESTS ANY OF YOU,
193 00:09:36,443 00:09:41,443 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN THE SHIP'S NEW LIBRARY. YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME IN THE SHIP'S NEW LIBRARY.
194 00:09:59,733 00:10:01,268 OH. OH.
195 00:10:01,335 00:10:02,336 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
196 00:10:02,403 00:10:04,705 - NEUTRALIZING THE TARGET. - NEUTRALIZING THE TARGET.
197 00:10:04,772 00:10:07,174 - WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM PLAY VIDEO GAMES. - WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
198 00:10:07,241 00:10:11,591 - OH, SORRY. LOOK, HE'S FINE. - OH, SORRY. LOOK, HE'S FINE.
199 00:10:17,651 00:10:19,320 - GO ON AMP ONE. - GO ON AMP ONE.
200 00:10:19,386 00:10:23,857 - GO ON AMP TWO. - GO ON AMP TWO.
201 00:10:23,924 00:10:26,794 (FEEDBACK, ROARING GUITAR) (FEEDBACK, ROARING GUITAR)
202 00:10:26,861 00:10:31,861 - IT'S ONLY ROCK N' ROLL, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. - IT'S ONLY ROCK N' ROLL, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
203 00:10:33,935 00:10:38,935 TO ENEMIES, FRIENDS, RIVALS, AND SUPERIORS, TO ENEMIES, FRIENDS, RIVALS, AND SUPERIORS,
204 00:10:39,106 00:10:40,808 MAY WE WORK HARD, REST NEVER, MAY WE WORK HARD, REST NEVER,
205 00:10:40,875 00:10:45,875 AND SLEEP ONLY WHEN REQUIRED BY PROTECTORATE CODE. AND SLEEP ONLY WHEN REQUIRED BY PROTECTORATE CODE.
206 00:10:46,747 00:10:51,218 ALL THIS FOOD IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. ALL THIS FOOD IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
207 00:10:51,285 00:10:54,522 FOR TRAINING. FOR TRAINING.
208 00:10:54,588 00:10:56,190 - I'M AFRAID WE NOW HAVE NO CHOICE - I'M AFRAID WE NOW HAVE NO CHOICE
209 00:10:56,256 00:11:00,906 BUT TO TAKE MORE DRASTIC STEPS. BUT TO TAKE MORE DRASTIC STEPS.
210 00:11:04,264 00:11:05,466 OH, OK. OH, OK.
211 00:11:05,533 00:11:06,968 I RECONFIGURED THE WIND TUNNEL I RECONFIGURED THE WIND TUNNEL
212 00:11:07,035 00:11:09,903 TO ACCELERATE ABSORPTION OF EVERY BODILY POLLUTANT TO ACCELERATE ABSORPTION OF EVERY BODILY POLLUTANT
213 00:11:09,970 00:11:11,238 I COULD FIND. I COULD FIND.
214 00:11:11,305 00:11:14,341 PUT SIMPLY, I PUT DODGERS IN A JUNK TORNADO. PUT SIMPLY, I PUT DODGERS IN A JUNK TORNADO.
215 00:11:14,408 00:11:15,442 - IS THIS GOING TO WORK? - IS THIS GOING TO WORK?
216 00:11:15,509 00:11:16,477 - WHO CAN SAY? - WHO CAN SAY?
217 00:11:16,544 00:11:19,880 SCIENCE IS AN INEXACT, UH... SCIENCE IS AN INEXACT, UH...
218 00:11:19,946 00:11:20,881 SCIENCE. SCIENCE.
219 00:11:20,947 00:11:22,716 - WELL, IS IT SAFE? - WELL, IS IT SAFE?
220 00:11:22,782 00:11:23,551 - SAFE ENOUGH. - SAFE ENOUGH.
221 00:11:23,617 00:11:25,567 - AAH! (THUD) - AAH! (THUD)
222 00:11:29,857 00:11:34,161 - MORNING, DODGERS. HOW DO YOU FEEL? - MORNING, DODGERS. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
223 00:11:34,228 00:11:36,330 - I COULD GO FOR SOME BREAKFAST. - I COULD GO FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
224 00:11:36,397 00:11:37,998 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
225 00:11:38,065 00:11:42,436 - WHO'S UP FOR ONION RINGS? - WHO'S UP FOR ONION RINGS?
226 00:11:42,503 00:11:43,938 BOY, THESE GUYS REALLY NEED BOY, THESE GUYS REALLY NEED
227 00:11:44,005 00:11:46,940 TO START TAKING BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES. TO START TAKING BETTER CARE OF THEMSELVES.