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1 00:00:06,707 00:00:11,707 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,882 00:00:19,882 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪
3 00:00:22,923 00:00:27,923 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,467 00:00:37,467 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,440 00:00:44,440 ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,149 00:00:53,149 ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
7 00:01:17,544 00:01:19,313 - NO WAY. YOU DO IT. - NO WAY. YOU DO IT.
8 00:01:19,380 00:01:22,983 - COME ON. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE? - COME ON. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE?
9 00:01:23,050 00:01:25,118 - IT SEEMS AWFULLY D-DANGEROUS. - IT SEEMS AWFULLY D-DANGEROUS.
10 00:01:25,185 00:01:26,421 - DANGEROUS? - DANGEROUS?
11 00:01:26,487 00:01:31,487 AH, THIS MILK HAS ONLY BEEN EXPIRED FOR A FEW DAYS. AH, THIS MILK HAS ONLY BEEN EXPIRED FOR A FEW DAYS.
12 00:01:32,193 00:01:34,494 WAIT, HOW MANY DAYS ARE IN 100 YEARS? WAIT, HOW MANY DAYS ARE IN 100 YEARS?
13 00:01:34,561 00:01:36,296 - EH, FORGET IT. I'LL PASS. - EH, FORGET IT. I'LL PASS.
14 00:01:36,363 00:01:37,465 - BUT... - NO. - BUT... - NO.
15 00:01:37,532 00:01:39,934 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT, AND THAT'S FINAL. I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT, AND THAT'S FINAL.
16 00:01:40,000 00:01:42,069 - I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT. - I'LL DO IT IF YOU DO IT.
17 00:01:42,136 00:01:47,136 - REALLY? WELL, IF YOU'RE DOING IT. - REALLY? WELL, IF YOU'RE DOING IT.
18 00:01:48,075 00:01:49,944 PHEW! - OH, BROTHER! PHEW! - OH, BROTHER!
19 00:01:50,010 00:01:52,412 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT.
20 00:01:52,479 00:01:54,347 HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT A PIGEON! HA HA HA HA HA! WHAT A PIGEON!
21 00:01:54,414 00:01:55,682 HO HO HA HA HA HA! HO HO HA HA HA HA!
22 00:01:55,749 00:01:58,085 - OK, OK. AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. - OK, OK. AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
23 00:01:58,152 00:02:02,856 - MY TURN? I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT IF IT HAD FUR, WHICH IT DOES. - MY TURN? I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT IF IT HAD FUR, WHICH IT DOES.
24 00:02:02,923 00:02:04,691 AFTER YOU. - OH, NO. AFTER YOU. - OH, NO.
25 00:02:04,758 00:02:07,094 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN. I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN.
26 00:02:07,161 00:02:10,530 EH, IT'S ONLY ONE SHAME ON ME. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME TWICE. EH, IT'S ONLY ONE SHAME ON ME. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME TWICE.
27 00:02:10,597 00:02:12,066 - I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU DRINK IT. - I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU DRINK IT.
28 00:02:12,133 00:02:16,470 - WHAT THE HECK? IT'S ONLY MILK. - WHAT THE HECK? IT'S ONLY MILK.
29 00:02:16,536 00:02:19,439 - HA HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA HA!
30 00:02:19,506 00:02:21,408 WOW, I COULD DO THIS FOREVER. WOW, I COULD DO THIS FOREVER.
31 00:02:21,475 00:02:22,977 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
32 00:02:23,043 00:02:26,546 OR UNTIL YOU GET VIOLENTLY SICK. HA HA HA HA HA! OR UNTIL YOU GET VIOLENTLY SICK. HA HA HA HA HA!
33 00:02:26,613 00:02:28,015 - CALLING DUCK DODGERS. - CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
34 00:02:28,082 00:02:29,283 COME IN, DUCK DODGERS! COME IN, DUCK DODGERS!
35 00:02:29,350 00:02:32,153 - HELLO, SIR. LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT? - HELLO, SIR. LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT?
36 00:02:32,219 00:02:34,855 - DODGERS, YOU'RE NOT TRICKING THE CADET INTO DRINKING - DODGERS, YOU'RE NOT TRICKING THE CADET INTO DRINKING
37 00:02:34,922 00:02:36,690 CENTURY-OLD MILK AGAIN, ARE YOU? CENTURY-OLD MILK AGAIN, ARE YOU?
38 00:02:36,757 00:02:39,193 - NOT THAT I RECALL. WHY DO YOU ASK? - NOT THAT I RECALL. WHY DO YOU ASK?
39 00:02:39,260 00:02:41,395 - NEVER MIND. AN EXTREMELY URGENT MATTER - NEVER MIND. AN EXTREMELY URGENT MATTER
40 00:02:41,462 00:02:43,297 HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. HAS JUST BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION.
41 00:02:43,364 00:02:44,965 - OH, DON'T TELL ME. ARE THEY FINALLY - OH, DON'T TELL ME. ARE THEY FINALLY
42 00:02:45,032 00:02:46,567 GETTING RID OF WIND? GETTING RID OF WIND?
43 00:02:46,634 00:02:49,270 NO, WAIT, VEGETABLES HAVE FINALLY BEEN OUTLAWED, RIGHT? NO, WAIT, VEGETABLES HAVE FINALLY BEEN OUTLAWED, RIGHT?
44 00:02:49,337 00:02:51,472 NO. NO, NO, NO. I KNOW. IT'S "THE LOVE BOAT." NO. NO, NO, NO. I KNOW. IT'S "THE LOVE BOAT."
45 00:02:51,539 00:02:54,041 THEY'RE PUTTING IT BACK ON THE AIR, AREN'T THEY? THEY'RE PUTTING IT BACK ON THE AIR, AREN'T THEY?
46 00:02:54,108 00:02:57,378 - WORSE. THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC IN EARTH'S HIGH SCHOOLS. - WORSE. THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC IN EARTH'S HIGH SCHOOLS.
47 00:02:57,445 00:02:59,380 THIS DEVICE, WHICH IS CLEVERLY DISGUISED THIS DEVICE, WHICH IS CLEVERLY DISGUISED
48 00:02:59,447 00:03:01,415 TO LOOK LIKE THE HEADPHONES TEENS OFTEN USE TO LOOK LIKE THE HEADPHONES TEENS OFTEN USE
49 00:03:01,482 00:03:04,118 TO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM SOCIETY TO ISOLATE THEMSELVES FROM SOCIETY
50 00:03:04,185 00:03:06,153 IS CALLED THE ANGSTIGATOR. IS CALLED THE ANGSTIGATOR.
51 00:03:06,220 00:03:09,256 IT SOME SORT OF MOOD SCRAMBLER, AND A MARTIAN SPY IS USING IT IT SOME SORT OF MOOD SCRAMBLER, AND A MARTIAN SPY IS USING IT
52 00:03:09,323 00:03:13,627 TO TURN THE PLANET'S TEENS INTO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE LUNATICS. TO TURN THE PLANET'S TEENS INTO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE LUNATICS.
53 00:03:13,694 00:03:15,629 THE LATEST REPORTS PLACE THE SPY THE LATEST REPORTS PLACE THE SPY
54 00:03:15,696 00:03:17,898 AT KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL. AT KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL.
55 00:03:17,965 00:03:19,566 THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS A VOLUNTEER THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS A VOLUNTEER
56 00:03:19,633 00:03:21,436 TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT, TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT,
57 00:03:21,502 00:03:24,972 ROOT HIM OUT, AND RECOVER THE ANGSTIGATOR UNDAMAGED. ROOT HIM OUT, AND RECOVER THE ANGSTIGATOR UNDAMAGED.
58 00:03:25,039 00:03:28,342 - GO BACK TO SCHOOL? I'M IN. - GO BACK TO SCHOOL? I'M IN.
59 00:03:28,409 00:03:31,244 I WAS THE KING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD HIGH. I WAS THE KING OF BENEDICT ARNOLD HIGH.
60 00:03:31,311 00:03:32,613 GO, TRAITOR! GO, TRAITOR!
61 00:03:32,679 00:03:34,514 THESE KIDS WILL WORSHIP ME. THESE KIDS WILL WORSHIP ME.
62 00:03:34,581 00:03:36,750 I'M THAT COOL. I'M THAT COOL.
63 00:03:36,817 00:03:38,619 - AND YOU, CADET, ARE YOU UP TO IT? - AND YOU, CADET, ARE YOU UP TO IT?
64 00:03:38,685 00:03:40,421 - I...I DON'T KNOW. - I...I DON'T KNOW.
65 00:03:40,488 00:03:42,590 I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL THE FIRST TIME. I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL THE FIRST TIME.
66 00:03:42,657 00:03:45,192 THE KIDS AT THE RODDY McDOWALL SCHOOL FOR PRECOCIOUS LADS THE KIDS AT THE RODDY McDOWALL SCHOOL FOR PRECOCIOUS LADS
67 00:03:45,259 00:03:48,095 WERE BORN HARD AND MERCILESS. WERE BORN HARD AND MERCILESS.
68 00:03:48,162 00:03:51,098 EH, A DARK TIME I'D RATHER NOT REVISIT, SIR. EH, A DARK TIME I'D RATHER NOT REVISIT, SIR.
69 00:03:51,165 00:03:52,500 BUT I'LL DO MY BEST. BUT I'LL DO MY BEST.
70 00:03:52,567 00:03:55,169 - NOTHING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED CAN PREPARE YOU - NOTHING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED CAN PREPARE YOU
71 00:03:55,236 00:03:59,240 FOR THE SHEER VOLATILITY, THE WANTON SAVAGERY OF TEENS FOR THE SHEER VOLATILITY, THE WANTON SAVAGERY OF TEENS
72 00:03:59,307 00:04:02,275 WHO ARE UNDER THE POWER OF THE ANGSTIGATOR. WHO ARE UNDER THE POWER OF THE ANGSTIGATOR.
73 00:04:02,342 00:04:03,610 GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK!
74 00:04:03,677 00:04:05,079 - I...I GUESS I'D BETTER GET - I...I GUESS I'D BETTER GET
75 00:04:05,146 00:04:08,983 MY EXTRA-STRENGTH UNDERPANTS OUT OF STORAGE. MY EXTRA-STRENGTH UNDERPANTS OUT OF STORAGE.
76 00:04:09,049 00:04:11,018 - OH, I WON'T LAST 5 SECONDS HERE. - OH, I WON'T LAST 5 SECONDS HERE.
77 00:04:11,085 00:04:13,154 - NONSENSE. YOU'RE HANGING WITH ME. - NONSENSE. YOU'RE HANGING WITH ME.
78 00:04:13,220 00:04:15,656 EVERYTHING'S COOL. WATCH! EVERYTHING'S COOL. WATCH!
79 00:04:15,722 00:04:18,159 HEY, BOYS! NAME'S DODGERS. HEY, BOYS! NAME'S DODGERS.
80 00:04:18,225 00:04:23,225 I'M THE NEW QUARTERBACK AROUND HERE. I'M THE NEW QUARTERBACK AROUND HERE.
81 00:04:26,000 00:04:28,702 - HELLO. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. - HELLO. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
82 00:04:28,769 00:04:31,138 - MAN, THAT IS ONE WEIRD OUTFIT. - MAN, THAT IS ONE WEIRD OUTFIT.
83 00:04:31,205 00:04:32,674 - YEAH, YOU GOT GUTS, KID. - YEAH, YOU GOT GUTS, KID.
84 00:04:32,740 00:04:35,443 - ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT CASE OR SOMETHING? - ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT CASE OR SOMETHING?
85 00:04:35,510 00:04:38,212 - UH, NO. BUT MY ANALYST SAYS I WILL BE - UH, NO. BUT MY ANALYST SAYS I WILL BE
86 00:04:38,279 00:04:40,547 IF I KEEP REPRESSING MY ANGER. IF I KEEP REPRESSING MY ANGER.
87 00:04:40,614 00:04:42,216 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA!
88 00:04:42,283 00:04:44,151 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
89 00:04:44,218 00:04:45,752 - HA HA! YEAH, ME NEITHER. - HA HA! YEAH, ME NEITHER.
90 00:04:45,819 00:04:47,888 BUT I LIKE THIS KID. HE'S CRAZY! BUT I LIKE THIS KID. HE'S CRAZY!
91 00:04:47,955 00:04:50,090 - HEY, KID, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH US - HEY, KID, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH US
92 00:04:50,157 00:04:52,026 AND TIP OVER SOME SCHOOL BUSES? AND TIP OVER SOME SCHOOL BUSES?
93 00:04:52,092 00:04:54,695 - I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO CAUSE MAYHEM BEFORE. - I'VE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO CAUSE MAYHEM BEFORE.
94 00:04:54,761 00:04:58,499 SURE! SURE!
95 00:04:58,566 00:05:01,568 I THINK WE'LL COVER MORE GROUND IF WE SPLIT UP, CAPTAIN. I THINK WE'LL COVER MORE GROUND IF WE SPLIT UP, CAPTAIN.
96 00:05:01,635 00:05:02,636 LATER! LATER!
97 00:05:02,703 00:05:06,303 - I'VE...STILL...GOT IT. - I'VE...STILL...GOT IT.
98 00:05:07,941 00:05:10,044 - IT'S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. TRUST ME. - IT'S A GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. TRUST ME.
99 00:05:10,110 00:05:11,645 I'VE BEEN HERE 6 YEARS. I'VE BEEN HERE 6 YEARS.
100 00:05:11,712 00:05:13,347 EASY BATHROOM ACCESS, EASY BATHROOM ACCESS,
101 00:05:13,414 00:05:16,217 EXCELLENT VIEW OF SENORA CRUZ, EXCELLENT VIEW OF SENORA CRUZ,
102 00:05:16,283 00:05:18,152 NOT TO MENTION CENTRAL AIR-CONDITIONING, NOT TO MENTION CENTRAL AIR-CONDITIONING,
103 00:05:18,219 00:05:21,355 AND SATELLITE TV WITH DIGITAL SURROUND SOUND. AND SATELLITE TV WITH DIGITAL SURROUND SOUND.
104 00:05:21,422 00:05:23,924 - OH, IT'S PERFECT. EXCEPT... - OH, IT'S PERFECT. EXCEPT...
105 00:05:23,991 00:05:26,026 EH, DOES IT COME IN ANY COLOR BESIDES GREEN? EH, DOES IT COME IN ANY COLOR BESIDES GREEN?
106 00:05:26,093 00:05:27,528 - TAKE YOUR PICK. - TAKE YOUR PICK.
107 00:05:27,595 00:05:30,197 - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I KNOW THAT ANGSTIGATOR THINGY - DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I KNOW THAT ANGSTIGATOR THINGY
108 00:05:30,264 00:05:34,034 IS FORCING YOU TO MANHANDLE ME, AND I FORGIVE YOU. IS FORCING YOU TO MANHANDLE ME, AND I FORGIVE YOU.
109 00:05:34,101 00:05:36,103 - HERE YOU GO. HOME SWEET HOME. - HERE YOU GO. HOME SWEET HOME.
110 00:05:36,170 00:05:38,105 - IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR. - IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR.
111 00:05:38,172 00:05:40,241 AND IT'S KIND OF SMALL, ISN'T IT? AND IT'S KIND OF SMALL, ISN'T IT?
112 00:05:40,307 00:05:43,710 - NAW, THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THERE. - NAW, THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THERE.
113 00:05:43,777 00:05:46,447 HERE, TAKE A LOOK! HERE, TAKE A LOOK!
114 00:05:46,514 00:05:51,514 - ACTUALLY, THE INTERIOR IS MUCH ROOMIER THAN I EXPECTED. - ACTUALLY, THE INTERIOR IS MUCH ROOMIER THAN I EXPECTED.
115 00:05:53,220 00:05:55,423 - IS IT SAFE YET? WHAT YEAR IS IT? - IS IT SAFE YET? WHAT YEAR IS IT?
116 00:05:55,489 00:05:59,989 ARE YOU ON THE MATH TEAM, TOO? ARE YOU ON THE MATH TEAM, TOO?
117 00:06:00,827 00:06:03,030 - 2, 4, 6, 10! - 2, 4, 6, 10!
118 00:06:03,097 00:06:04,465 WHO WILL WE MARRY FOR HIS MONEY WHO WILL WE MARRY FOR HIS MONEY
119 00:06:04,532 00:06:07,034 SO WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN? SO WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN?
120 00:06:07,101 00:06:10,070 THE CADET! THE CADET! THE CADET! THE CADET!
121 00:06:10,137 00:06:12,639 YAY, CADET! YAY, CADET!
122 00:06:12,706 00:06:16,509 - ACTUALLY, 2, 4, 6... - ACTUALLY, 2, 4, 6...
123 00:06:16,576 00:06:20,514 EH, NEVER MIND. EH, NEVER MIND.
124 00:06:20,581 00:06:24,651 - LADIES, HOW HIGH AM I SUPPOSED TO... - LADIES, HOW HIGH AM I SUPPOSED TO...
125 00:06:24,718 00:06:25,168 GO? GO?
126 00:06:34,261 00:06:39,261 - WOW. I NEVER KNEW I WAS SO MUSCULA...UH...UH, CHISELED. - WOW. I NEVER KNEW I WAS SO MUSCULA...UH...UH, CHISELED.
127 00:06:42,503 00:06:44,372 - HEY, THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY HURT - HEY, THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY HURT
128 00:06:44,438 00:06:46,673 IF I STILL HAD FEELING IN MY ARMS. IF I STILL HAD FEELING IN MY ARMS.
129 00:06:46,740 00:06:48,242 - IT'S UNANIMOUS. - IT'S UNANIMOUS.
130 00:06:48,309 00:06:50,578 THE CADET IS OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT. THE CADET IS OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT.
131 00:06:50,645 00:06:53,280 - I VOW TO HONOR MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES, - I VOW TO HONOR MY CAMPAIGN PROMISES,
132 00:06:53,347 00:06:56,417 EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MAKE ANY. EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MAKE ANY.
133 00:06:56,484 00:07:01,484 ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TARDY? ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TARDY?
134 00:07:01,889 00:07:03,390 - DEFINE TARDY. - DEFINE TARDY.
135 00:07:03,456 00:07:04,392 - LIAR! - LIAR!
136 00:07:04,458 00:07:06,527 - SO I SAID, "MOM, I'M ALMOST 18. - SO I SAID, "MOM, I'M ALMOST 18.
137 00:07:06,594 00:07:08,529 "IF I CAN VOTE AND BE IN THE ARMY, "IF I CAN VOTE AND BE IN THE ARMY,
138 00:07:08,596 00:07:11,131 I CAN GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT." I CAN GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT."
139 00:07:11,198 00:07:15,248 - DID SHE BUY IT? - ALMOST. - DID SHE BUY IT? - ALMOST.
140 00:07:18,606 00:07:21,442 - CAPTAIN, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A JANITOR? - CAPTAIN, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A JANITOR?
141 00:07:21,509 00:07:23,810 - IF THOSE TEENAGE HYENAS RECOGNIZE ME, - IF THOSE TEENAGE HYENAS RECOGNIZE ME,
142 00:07:23,877 00:07:25,747 THEY'LL RIP ME TO SHREDS! THEY'LL RIP ME TO SHREDS!
143 00:07:25,813 00:07:27,848 NOW, WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THE AIR VENTS. NOW, WE CAN ESCAPE THROUGH THE AIR VENTS.
144 00:07:27,915 00:07:29,450 - ESCAPE? FROM WHO? - ESCAPE? FROM WHO?
145 00:07:29,517 00:07:32,353 - FROM THESE KIDS. THEY'RE MONSTERS! - FROM THESE KIDS. THEY'RE MONSTERS!
146 00:07:32,420 00:07:34,388 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE KIDS. - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE KIDS.
147 00:07:34,455 00:07:36,691 IF ANYTHING, THE ANGSTIGATOR HAS MADE THEM MORE ACCEPTING. IF ANYTHING, THE ANGSTIGATOR HAS MADE THEM MORE ACCEPTING.
148 00:07:36,758 00:07:40,428 - ARE YOU NUTS? THAT THINGAMABOB BRAINWASHED THESE KIDS. - ARE YOU NUTS? THAT THINGAMABOB BRAINWASHED THESE KIDS.
149 00:07:40,494 00:07:42,830 WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HATE ME? WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HATE ME?
150 00:07:42,897 00:07:45,199 - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK!
151 00:07:45,266 00:07:46,701 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. - YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
152 00:07:46,768 00:07:49,336 - I KNOW. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT DOOHICKEY, - I KNOW. WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT DOOHICKEY,
153 00:07:49,403 00:07:51,205 SO THESE KIDS CAN LEARN THE MOST IMPORTANT SO THESE KIDS CAN LEARN THE MOST IMPORTANT
154 00:07:51,272 00:07:52,406 LESSON OF ALL... LESSON OF ALL...
155 00:07:52,473 00:07:54,776 THAT I'M THE COOLEST GUY IN SCHOOL. THAT I'M THE COOLEST GUY IN SCHOOL.
156 00:07:54,842 00:07:57,778 - I MEANT THE PART ABOUT YOU BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS. - I MEANT THE PART ABOUT YOU BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS.
157 00:07:57,844 00:07:59,494 - HUH? AAH! - HUH? AAH!
158 00:08:07,588 00:08:10,124 - I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T BUY ME AS A JANITOR. - I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T BUY ME AS A JANITOR.
159 00:08:10,190 00:08:12,926 I'M TOO HANDSOME FOR MANUAL LABOR. I'M TOO HANDSOME FOR MANUAL LABOR.
160 00:08:12,993 00:08:14,629 I NEED A REAL DISGUISE... I NEED A REAL DISGUISE...
161 00:08:14,695 00:08:16,897 SOMETHING THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO ROAM THESE HALLS SOMETHING THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO ROAM THESE HALLS
162 00:08:16,964 00:08:18,666 COMPLETELY UNDETECTED... COMPLETELY UNDETECTED...
163 00:08:18,733 00:08:22,869 SOMETHING THAT WON'T DRAW THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ATTENTION. SOMETHING THAT WON'T DRAW THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ATTENTION.
164 00:08:22,936 00:08:24,505 - HI, EVERYBODY! - HI, EVERYBODY!
165 00:08:24,572 00:08:27,808 AS YOU KNOW, I'M WAYNE, CAPTAIN OF THE EMCEE CLUB. AS YOU KNOW, I'M WAYNE, CAPTAIN OF THE EMCEE CLUB.
166 00:08:27,874 00:08:29,644 LET'S PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER LET'S PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER
167 00:08:29,710 00:08:32,913 AND GIVE A BIG KATHARINE HEPBURN WELCOME AND GIVE A BIG KATHARINE HEPBURN WELCOME
168 00:08:32,980 00:08:37,980 TO OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT, THE CADET! TO OUR NEW SCHOOL PRESIDENT, THE CADET!
169 00:08:40,921 00:08:42,271 - UH, HI. - UH, HI.
170 00:08:47,394 00:08:50,994 - ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? - ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
171 00:08:54,435 00:08:57,505 I...I GUESS THEY'RE NOT READY TO ROCK. I...I GUESS THEY'RE NOT READY TO ROCK.
172 00:08:57,571 00:09:00,608 - OK, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT OUR SCHOOL MASCOT. - OK, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT OUR SCHOOL MASCOT.
173 00:09:00,675 00:09:02,610 EH, FELLOW STUDENTS, I PRESENT EH, FELLOW STUDENTS, I PRESENT
174 00:09:02,677 00:09:07,677 THE KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL HOWLING MALLARD! THE KATHARINE HEPBURN HIGH SCHOOL HOWLING MALLARD!
175 00:09:08,815 00:09:11,585 - AAH! - AAH!
176 00:09:11,652 00:09:16,652 - GOOD THING HE HAS THOSE RIDICULOUSLY LARGE FLIPPERS. - GOOD THING HE HAS THOSE RIDICULOUSLY LARGE FLIPPERS.
177 00:09:17,257 00:09:19,593 UH, CAPTAIN, IS THAT YOU? UH, CAPTAIN, IS THAT YOU?
178 00:09:19,660 00:09:22,196 - WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE? - WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
179 00:09:22,262 00:09:23,865 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. - YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
180 00:09:23,931 00:09:28,035 - I'M GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE, CADET, RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES. - I'M GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE, CADET, RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES.
181 00:09:28,101 00:09:30,237 - BY DISGUISING YOURSELF AS, EH, A DUCK? - BY DISGUISING YOURSELF AS, EH, A DUCK?
182 00:09:30,304 00:09:31,772 - I KNOW, IT'S BRILLIANT. - I KNOW, IT'S BRILLIANT.
183 00:09:31,839 00:09:36,839 NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT IT'S ME IN A MILLION YEARS. NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT IT'S ME IN A MILLION YEARS.
184 00:09:39,679 00:09:41,315 - AHA! - AHA!
185 00:09:41,382 00:09:43,651 EVERYONE KNOWS THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MASCOT PER SCHOOL, EVERYONE KNOWS THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MASCOT PER SCHOOL,
186 00:09:43,718 00:09:47,787 AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHO THE IMPOSTER IS. AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHO THE IMPOSTER IS.
187 00:09:47,854 00:09:49,724 - EH, YOU? - EH, YOU?
188 00:09:49,790 00:09:51,925 - ALL RIGHT, YOU WEB-FOOTED WANNABE, - ALL RIGHT, YOU WEB-FOOTED WANNABE,
189 00:09:51,992 00:09:54,542 WINGS IN THE AIR! WINGS IN THE AIR!
190 00:10:10,944 00:10:12,313 YOU? YOU?
191 00:10:12,379 00:10:14,348 AND THE ANGSTIGATOR, I PRESUME. AND THE ANGSTIGATOR, I PRESUME.
192 00:10:14,415 00:10:15,883 - THAT'S CORRECT, DODGERS. - THAT'S CORRECT, DODGERS.
193 00:10:15,950 00:10:18,552 AND NOW YOU WILL WITNESS ITS DEVASTATING IMPACT AND NOW YOU WILL WITNESS ITS DEVASTATING IMPACT
194 00:10:18,619 00:10:22,623 ON DEFENSELESS YOUNGSTERS. ON DEFENSELESS YOUNGSTERS.
195 00:10:22,690 00:10:26,760 OH, DRAT! I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ACTIVATE IT YET. OH, DRAT! I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO ACTIVATE IT YET.
196 00:10:26,827 00:10:28,228 - WHAT? - WHAT?
197 00:10:28,295 00:10:30,564 THEN WHY ARE THESE KIDS ACTING SO CRAZY? THEN WHY ARE THESE KIDS ACTING SO CRAZY?
198 00:10:30,631 00:10:33,534 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THEY ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE ME. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THEY ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE ME.
199 00:10:33,601 00:10:35,536 - IT'S HARD TO SAY, DODGERS. - IT'S HARD TO SAY, DODGERS.
200 00:10:35,603 00:10:38,272 PERHAPS YOUNG EARTHLINGS ARE NATURALLY ERRATIC PERHAPS YOUNG EARTHLINGS ARE NATURALLY ERRATIC
201 00:10:38,339 00:10:39,973 AND IRRATIONAL. AND IRRATIONAL.
202 00:10:40,040 00:10:41,942 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
203 00:10:42,009 00:10:43,611 AND YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM. AND YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM.
204 00:10:43,678 00:10:46,313 I MEAN, GROWING UP IS A DIFFICULT TIME, I MEAN, GROWING UP IS A DIFFICULT TIME,
205 00:10:46,380 00:10:48,716 FILLED WITH UNCERTAINTY AND CHANGE. FILLED WITH UNCERTAINTY AND CHANGE.
206 00:10:48,783 00:10:50,618 NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL BANAS. NO WONDER THEY'RE ALL BANAS.
207 00:10:50,685 00:10:52,353 - I JUST WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT - I JUST WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME THAT
208 00:10:52,419 00:10:54,555 BEFORE WE SPENT ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY BEFORE WE SPENT ALL THAT TIME AND MONEY
209 00:10:54,622 00:10:57,558 CREATING THE ANGSTIGATOR. CREATING THE ANGSTIGATOR.
210 00:10:57,625 00:10:58,926 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
211 00:10:58,993 00:11:00,962 - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! - HEY, IT'S THAT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUCK!
212 00:11:01,029 00:11:03,997 AND HE'S WITH A WEIRD, SHORT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A MARTIAN! AND HE'S WITH A WEIRD, SHORT KID WHO LOOKS LIKE A MARTIAN!
213 00:11:04,064 00:11:05,864 - GET THEM! - GET THEM!
214 00:11:09,370 00:11:10,571 - I HAVE TO DO THIS. - I HAVE TO DO THIS.
215 00:11:10,638 00:11:13,707 AS SCHOOL PRESIDENT, IT'S M-MY DUTY. AS SCHOOL PRESIDENT, IT'S M-MY DUTY.
216 00:11:13,773 00:11:14,808 YAH! YAH!