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1 00:00:06,474 00:00:11,474 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,915 00:00:19,915 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪
3 00:00:22,590 00:00:27,590 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,467 00:00:37,467 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,340 00:00:44,340 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,149 00:00:53,149 ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
7 00:01:13,007 00:01:15,809 - CAPTAIN'S LOG: 86.75.309. - CAPTAIN'S LOG: 86.75.309.
8 00:01:15,876 00:01:18,779 OUR EXPLORATORY PROBE OF THE KLONDIKE POLAR WORLD OUR EXPLORATORY PROBE OF THE KLONDIKE POLAR WORLD
9 00:01:18,846 00:01:19,847 WAS SUCCESSFUL. WAS SUCCESSFUL.
10 00:01:19,914 00:01:21,315 SO SUCCESSFUL, IN FACT, SO SUCCESSFUL, IN FACT,
11 00:01:21,382 00:01:25,286 OUR FINDINGS ARE BEST DETAILED IN SONG. OUR FINDINGS ARE BEST DETAILED IN SONG.
12 00:01:25,353 00:01:27,855 ♪ ON DAY ONE, WE SAW SOME SNOWFLAKES ♪ ♪ ON DAY ONE, WE SAW SOME SNOWFLAKES ♪
13 00:01:27,922 00:01:29,490 ♪ EACH ONE A DIFFERENT KIND ♪ ♪ EACH ONE A DIFFERENT KIND ♪
14 00:01:29,557 00:01:31,392 ♪ THERE WERE SMALL ONES, BIG ONES, ROUND ONES ♪ ♪ THERE WERE SMALL ONES, BIG ONES, ROUND ONES ♪
15 00:01:31,459 00:01:34,095 ♪ SQUARE ONES, EVERY KIND OF...THING ♪ ♪ SQUARE ONES, EVERY KIND OF...THING ♪
16 00:01:34,161 00:01:35,996 I JUST BESTED MY OWN RECORD I JUST BESTED MY OWN RECORD
17 00:01:36,063 00:01:38,766 FOR THE MOST CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF SLEEP: FOR THE MOST CONSECUTIVE HOURS OF SLEEP:
18 00:01:38,832 00:01:40,467 34 AND CHANGE. 34 AND CHANGE.
19 00:01:40,534 00:01:42,370 I HIT A ROUGH PATCH AT HOUR 27, I HIT A ROUGH PATCH AT HOUR 27,
20 00:01:42,437 00:01:45,472 BUT AFTER A SLIGHT PILLOW ADJUSTMENT... BUT AFTER A SLIGHT PILLOW ADJUSTMENT...
21 00:01:45,539 00:01:47,108 CADET? CADET?
22 00:01:47,174 00:01:49,409 TRYING TO BREAK MY RECORD, EH? TRYING TO BREAK MY RECORD, EH?
23 00:01:49,476 00:01:50,911 EGAD! EGAD!
24 00:01:50,978 00:01:52,380 CADET, WHY HAVE YOU PLUCKED OUT YOUR OWN EYEBALLS CADET, WHY HAVE YOU PLUCKED OUT YOUR OWN EYEBALLS
25 00:01:52,447 00:01:55,182 AND REPLACED THEM WITH MARASCHINO CHERRIES? AND REPLACED THEM WITH MARASCHINO CHERRIES?
26 00:01:55,249 00:01:57,318 - I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT. - I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT.
27 00:01:57,385 00:02:02,385 OH, AND IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS SINCE MY LAST SHORE LEAVE. OH, AND IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS SINCE MY LAST SHORE LEAVE.
28 00:02:02,456 00:02:04,358 - WELL, I HATE TO PAMPER YOU, - WELL, I HATE TO PAMPER YOU,
29 00:02:04,425 00:02:06,860 BUT THIS WEEKEND MIGHT BE KIND OF SLOW, BUT THIS WEEKEND MIGHT BE KIND OF SLOW,
30 00:02:06,927 00:02:10,864 SO MAYBE YOU COULD... SO MAYBE YOU COULD...
31 00:02:10,931 00:02:15,569 NO WORK ETHIC WHATSOEVER. NO WORK ETHIC WHATSOEVER.
32 00:02:15,636 00:02:16,637 OOH! OOH!
33 00:02:16,703 00:02:19,103 TIME FOR MY NAP. TIME FOR MY NAP.
34 00:02:22,910 00:02:24,044 - COMMANDER, WE'VE BEEN ORDERED - COMMANDER, WE'VE BEEN ORDERED
35 00:02:24,111 00:02:25,612 TO GO ON A TOP-SECRET MISSION TO GO ON A TOP-SECRET MISSION
36 00:02:25,679 00:02:26,680 BY THE QUEEN HERSELF. BY THE QUEEN HERSELF.
37 00:02:26,747 00:02:27,815 - PERFECT! - PERFECT!
38 00:02:27,881 00:02:29,182 WHEN DO WE DEPART? WHEN DO WE DEPART?
39 00:02:29,249 00:02:30,217 - OH, UM... - OH, UM...
40 00:02:30,284 00:02:32,753 THE ORDERS ARE... CENTURIONS ONLY. THE ORDERS ARE... CENTURIONS ONLY.
41 00:02:32,820 00:02:33,988 - WHAT? - WHAT?
42 00:02:34,054 00:02:35,923 SURELY THE QUEEN MEANT ME AS WELL. SURELY THE QUEEN MEANT ME AS WELL.
43 00:02:35,990 00:02:38,159 WAIT, THIS DOESN'T LOOK WAIT, THIS DOESN'T LOOK
44 00:02:38,225 00:02:40,261 LIKE THE QUEEN'S HANDWRITING. LIKE THE QUEEN'S HANDWRITING.
45 00:02:40,328 00:02:43,164 - THE NOTE MUST BE DESTROYED IMMEDIATELY. - THE NOTE MUST BE DESTROYED IMMEDIATELY.
46 00:02:43,230 00:02:44,731 - HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE? - HOW LONG WILL YOU BE GONE?
47 00:02:44,798 00:02:46,700 - WELL, THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW FOR SURE, - WELL, THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW FOR SURE,
48 00:02:46,767 00:02:49,604 BUT ALL WEEKEND DEFINITELY. BUT ALL WEEKEND DEFINITELY.
49 00:02:49,671 00:02:53,807 - AW. I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL WAX THE SHIP TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND. - AW. I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL WAX THE SHIP TOGETHER THIS WEEKEND.
50 00:02:53,874 00:02:57,324 BUT IF THE QUEEN...HUH? BUT IF THE QUEEN...HUH?
51 00:02:59,647 00:03:04,647 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT THE SHIP TO OURSELVES AGAIN, GUYS. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT THE SHIP TO OURSELVES AGAIN, GUYS.
52 00:03:07,888 00:03:09,123 - GARCON, - GARCON,
53 00:03:09,190 00:03:11,792 ANOTHER MANGO-BANA FRUIT PA-PA-PA... ANOTHER MANGO-BANA FRUIT PA-PA-PA...
54 00:03:11,859 00:03:13,093 ONE OF THESE, PLEASE. ONE OF THESE, PLEASE.
55 00:03:13,160 00:03:15,095 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER. YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER.
56 00:03:15,162 00:03:17,131 IT'S SILLY THAT WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER, IT'S SILLY THAT WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER,
57 00:03:17,198 00:03:20,134 AND YET WE PRACTICALLY WORK TOGETHER. AND YET WE PRACTICALLY WORK TOGETHER.
58 00:03:20,201 00:03:23,337 - ANOTHER SHIRLEY TEMPLE, PLEASE. - ANOTHER SHIRLEY TEMPLE, PLEASE.
59 00:03:23,404 00:03:25,639 - SO, THIS IS THE CADET'S TO-DO LIST, HUH? - SO, THIS IS THE CADET'S TO-DO LIST, HUH?
60 00:03:25,706 00:03:29,342 I CAN HANDLE THIS. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
61 00:03:29,409 00:03:31,912 OR WATCH TV INSTEAD. OR WATCH TV INSTEAD.
62 00:03:31,979 00:03:33,214 - THAT'S IT. - THAT'S IT.
63 00:03:33,281 00:03:34,748 FROM NOW ON, NO SHOES ON THE SHIP. FROM NOW ON, NO SHOES ON THE SHIP.
64 00:03:34,815 00:03:37,051 NO EXCEPTIONS! NO EXCEPTIONS!
65 00:03:37,118 00:03:38,819 - OH, PRINCE DODGERS, - OH, PRINCE DODGERS,
66 00:03:38,886 00:03:40,388 YOU'RE SO BRAVE AND HANDSOME YOU'RE SO BRAVE AND HANDSOME
67 00:03:40,455 00:03:42,623 AND STRONG AND HANDSOME AND RICH... AND STRONG AND HANDSOME AND RICH...
68 00:03:42,689 00:03:43,857 AND HANDSOME! AND HANDSOME!
69 00:03:43,924 00:03:45,993 HOW CAN I, A KNOCK-OUT SINGLE PRINCESS, HOW CAN I, A KNOCK-OUT SINGLE PRINCESS,
70 00:03:46,060 00:03:48,162 EVER REPAY YOU FOR SAVING ME EVER REPAY YOU FOR SAVING ME
71 00:03:48,229 00:03:51,232 WITH YOUR BIG, MUSCLY ARMS, LEGS, AND CHEST? WITH YOUR BIG, MUSCLY ARMS, LEGS, AND CHEST?
72 00:03:51,299 00:03:55,949 PUCKER UP, YOU ROYAL DOLL FACE. PUCKER UP, YOU ROYAL DOLL FACE.
73 00:04:11,618 00:04:12,719 WOW! WOW!
74 00:04:12,786 00:04:13,720 WHAT A WOMAN! WHAT A WOMAN!
75 00:04:13,787 00:04:15,122 - DODGERS! - DODGERS!
76 00:04:15,189 00:04:17,825 YOUR SNEAK ATTACK INCAPACITATED MY ENGINES! YOUR SNEAK ATTACK INCAPACITATED MY ENGINES!
77 00:04:17,891 00:04:21,641 VERY CUNNING, BY THE WAY. VERY CUNNING, BY THE WAY.
78 00:04:23,063 00:04:24,031 - OH, YEAH. - OH, YEAH.
79 00:04:24,098 00:04:24,965 SNEAK ATTACK. SNEAK ATTACK.
80 00:04:25,032 00:04:26,534 - LISTEN TO ME. - LISTEN TO ME.
81 00:04:26,601 00:04:29,504 THE IMPACT FUSED OUR HULLS, AND WE'RE IN A FLAT SPIN. THE IMPACT FUSED OUR HULLS, AND WE'RE IN A FLAT SPIN.
82 00:04:29,570 00:04:32,139 TELL THE CADET TO REVERSE YOUR THRUSTERS AND... TELL THE CADET TO REVERSE YOUR THRUSTERS AND...
83 00:04:32,206 00:04:34,108 WAIT, WHERE'S THE CADET? WAIT, WHERE'S THE CADET?
84 00:04:34,175 00:04:36,810 - I GAVE HIM THE WEEKEND OFF. WHY? - I GAVE HIM THE WEEKEND OFF. WHY?
85 00:04:36,877 00:04:40,181 - NO REASON. - NO REASON.
86 00:04:40,247 00:04:43,884 - I FEEL LIKE A GRACEFUL SWAN. - I FEEL LIKE A GRACEFUL SWAN.
87 00:04:43,951 00:04:48,951 - AND I, A MAJESTIC WHOOPING CRANE. - AND I, A MAJESTIC WHOOPING CRANE.
88 00:04:49,923 00:04:51,591 - SO, WHERE ARE WE? - SO, WHERE ARE WE?
89 00:04:51,658 00:04:53,127 - BEFORE IT MELTED INTO PASTE, - BEFORE IT MELTED INTO PASTE,
90 00:04:53,194 00:04:55,996 MY COMPUTER IDENTIFIED THIS AS NOLANDIS, MY COMPUTER IDENTIFIED THIS AS NOLANDIS,
91 00:04:56,063 00:04:57,397 THE ISLAND PLANET. THE ISLAND PLANET.
92 00:04:57,464 00:04:58,399 - NO LIGHTS, NO PHONES, - NO LIGHTS, NO PHONES,
93 00:04:58,466 00:05:01,435 NO AEROCARS, NOT A SINGLE NECESSITY. NO AEROCARS, NOT A SINGLE NECESSITY.
94 00:05:01,502 00:05:03,904 BOY, THIS IS SOME MESS YOU MADE. BOY, THIS IS SOME MESS YOU MADE.
95 00:05:03,971 00:05:06,273 - ME? YOU'RE THE ONE - ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
96 00:05:06,340 00:05:07,808 WHO COMMITTED AN UNPROVOKED ACT OF WAR. WHO COMMITTED AN UNPROVOKED ACT OF WAR.
97 00:05:07,875 00:05:11,879 - OH, YOU WANT WAR, YOU GOT WAR! - OH, YOU WANT WAR, YOU GOT WAR!
98 00:05:11,945 00:05:13,080 FROM NOW ON, FROM NOW ON,
99 00:05:13,147 00:05:15,550 THIS SIDE IS DODGERS MUNICIPAL BEACH. THIS SIDE IS DODGERS MUNICIPAL BEACH.
100 00:05:15,616 00:05:18,252 YOU CALL YOUR SIDE WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU CALL YOUR SIDE WHATEVER YOU WANT,
101 00:05:18,319 00:05:23,269 BUT I'M GONNA CALL IT LAMESVILLE. BUT I'M GONNA CALL IT LAMESVILLE.
102 00:05:25,859 00:05:27,127 - I'M SORRY, - I'M SORRY,
103 00:05:27,194 00:05:29,629 BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MARTIAN LAND. BUT YOU'RE STANDING ON MARTIAN LAND.
104 00:05:29,696 00:05:30,931 IF YOU WANT TO STAY, IF YOU WANT TO STAY,
105 00:05:30,998 00:05:32,566 I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN A LEASE I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO SIGN A LEASE
106 00:05:32,632 00:05:33,567 AND PAY RENT. AND PAY RENT.
107 00:05:33,633 00:05:36,136 - I'M NOT SIGNING ANYTHING, PAL! - I'M NOT SIGNING ANYTHING, PAL!
108 00:05:36,203 00:05:37,838 YOUR RATES ARE OUTRAGEOUS, YOUR RATES ARE OUTRAGEOUS,
109 00:05:37,905 00:05:41,141 OCEAN VIEW OR NOT! OCEAN VIEW OR NOT!
110 00:05:41,208 00:05:43,844 - THERE'S NO TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE, DODGERS! - THERE'S NO TIME FOR YOUR NONSENSE, DODGERS!
111 00:05:43,911 00:05:45,546 WE MUST MARSHAL OUR RESOURCES WE MUST MARSHAL OUR RESOURCES
112 00:05:45,613 00:05:47,848 AND SECURE WATER, FOOD, AND SHELTER AND SECURE WATER, FOOD, AND SHELTER
113 00:05:47,915 00:05:49,450 FOR OURSELVES IMMEDIATELY. FOR OURSELVES IMMEDIATELY.
114 00:05:49,517 00:05:53,587 WE EITHER LIVE TOGETHER OR DIE APART. WE EITHER LIVE TOGETHER OR DIE APART.
115 00:05:53,653 00:05:54,788 - WAIT. - WAIT.
116 00:05:54,855 00:05:56,290 NOW YOU WANT TO BE ROOMIES, TOO? NOW YOU WANT TO BE ROOMIES, TOO?
117 00:05:56,357 00:05:58,025 YOU KNOW, FOR A SWORN ENEMY, YOU KNOW, FOR A SWORN ENEMY,
118 00:05:58,092 00:06:01,242 YOU'RE AWFULLY NEEDY. YOU'RE AWFULLY NEEDY.
119 00:06:12,539 00:06:13,574 - WITH SEVERE RATIONING, - WITH SEVERE RATIONING,
120 00:06:13,641 00:06:18,641 THIS CONDENSATION MAY SAVE OUR LIVES. THIS CONDENSATION MAY SAVE OUR LIVES.
121 00:06:19,614 00:06:21,949 - KEEP THAT WATER COMING, ROOMIE. - KEEP THAT WATER COMING, ROOMIE.
122 00:06:22,015 00:06:24,218 - DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
123 00:06:24,285 00:06:25,986 - WELL, I SAW THE TUB AND SAID, - WELL, I SAW THE TUB AND SAID,
124 00:06:26,053 00:06:27,121 "WHY NOT TAKE A BATH? "WHY NOT TAKE A BATH?
125 00:06:27,187 00:06:28,222 I'VE EARNED IT." I'VE EARNED IT."
126 00:06:28,289 00:06:30,891 - THAT'S OUR DRINKING WATER! - THAT'S OUR DRINKING WATER!
127 00:06:30,958 00:06:33,160 WE NEED THAT TO STAY ALIVE! WE NEED THAT TO STAY ALIVE!
128 00:06:33,227 00:06:35,963 - I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. - I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.
129 00:06:36,029 00:06:37,331 - ON SECOND THOUGHT, - ON SECOND THOUGHT,
130 00:06:37,398 00:06:40,000 PERHAPS WE'LL FARE BETTER IF WE SEPARATE. PERHAPS WE'LL FARE BETTER IF WE SEPARATE.
131 00:06:40,067 00:06:41,268 - FINE, LEAVE! - FINE, LEAVE!
132 00:06:41,335 00:06:44,972 I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR HELP ANYWAY! I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR HELP ANYWAY!
133 00:06:45,039 00:06:49,877 NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE! NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE!
134 00:06:49,943 00:06:50,944 - AMAZING! - AMAZING!
135 00:06:51,011 00:06:52,213 MOTHER WAS RIGHT. MOTHER WAS RIGHT.
136 00:06:52,279 00:06:54,181 THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA. THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA.
137 00:06:54,248 00:06:55,884 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SON. - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SON.
138 00:06:55,950 00:06:59,686 INTERGALACTIC WILDLIFE PARKS AND NATURE HIKES COMMISSION. INTERGALACTIC WILDLIFE PARKS AND NATURE HIKES COMMISSION.
139 00:06:59,753 00:07:01,955 CAN I SEE YOUR FISHING LICENSE? CAN I SEE YOUR FISHING LICENSE?
140 00:07:02,022 00:07:02,890 - LICENSE? - LICENSE?
141 00:07:02,956 00:07:04,191 BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE. BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE.
142 00:07:04,258 00:07:06,594 - NO LICENSE, NO FISH, SON. - NO LICENSE, NO FISH, SON.
143 00:07:06,661 00:07:09,463 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR GEAR I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR GEAR
144 00:07:09,530 00:07:12,032 AND RELEASE YOUR CATCHES OF THE DAY. AND RELEASE YOUR CATCHES OF THE DAY.
145 00:07:12,099 00:07:16,149 - I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW. - I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW.
146 00:07:22,910 00:07:24,278 - YOU INCREDIBLE CRETIN! - YOU INCREDIBLE CRETIN!
147 00:07:24,345 00:07:27,047 NOW I HAVE TO CATCH ALL THOSE FISH AGAIN! NOW I HAVE TO CATCH ALL THOSE FISH AGAIN!
148 00:07:27,114 00:07:29,250 - NOT WITH THIS, YOU DON'T. - NOT WITH THIS, YOU DON'T.
149 00:07:29,316 00:07:31,485 - DO YOU WANT TO STARVE TO DEATH? - DO YOU WANT TO STARVE TO DEATH?
150 00:07:31,552 00:07:34,054 - OH, YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT YOU HOOK, - OH, YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT YOU HOOK,
151 00:07:34,121 00:07:35,155 LINE, AND SINKER. LINE, AND SINKER.
152 00:07:35,222 00:07:36,356 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
153 00:07:36,423 00:07:37,491 - OH. - OH.
154 00:07:37,558 00:07:42,558 NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A NEW HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER. NOW I HAVE TO MAKE A NEW HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.
155 00:07:47,734 00:07:50,437 "RESOURCES DWINDLING. "RESOURCES DWINDLING.
156 00:07:50,503 00:07:52,339 "WATER DEPLETED. "WATER DEPLETED.
157 00:07:52,406 00:07:57,044 ONLY ONE MATCH LEFT." ONLY ONE MATCH LEFT."
158 00:07:57,111 00:07:58,446 HOW CAN ONE KEEP A PROPER JOURNAL HOW CAN ONE KEEP A PROPER JOURNAL
159 00:07:58,512 00:08:01,215 WITHOUT PROPER ILLUMINATION? WITHOUT PROPER ILLUMINATION?
160 00:08:01,282 00:08:05,351 AH! MUCH BETTER. AH! MUCH BETTER.
161 00:08:05,418 00:08:08,922 YAH! YAH!
162 00:08:08,989 00:08:10,557 - HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA! - HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA!
163 00:08:10,624 00:08:11,792 OH, HO HO HO HO! OH, HO HO HO HO!
164 00:08:11,858 00:08:14,494 THAT WAS PRICELESS! PRICELESS! THAT WAS PRICELESS! PRICELESS!
165 00:08:14,561 00:08:15,630 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
166 00:08:15,696 00:08:18,865 - YOU DO REALIZE WE'RE NOW OUT OF MATCHES - YOU DO REALIZE WE'RE NOW OUT OF MATCHES
167 00:08:18,932 00:08:20,167 AND DRINKING WATER. AND DRINKING WATER.
168 00:08:20,234 00:08:21,902 - MATCHES? HA! - MATCHES? HA!
169 00:08:21,969 00:08:22,903 WHO NEEDS FIRE? WHO NEEDS FIRE?
170 00:08:22,970 00:08:24,338 IT'S ALREADY TOO HOT. IT'S ALREADY TOO HOT.
171 00:08:24,405 00:08:26,873 AND WE'VE GOT A WHOLE OCEAN OF WATER. AND WE'VE GOT A WHOLE OCEAN OF WATER.
172 00:08:26,940 00:08:28,075 AW, SURE, IT'S SALTY, AW, SURE, IT'S SALTY,
173 00:08:28,142 00:08:29,876 BUT YOU GET USED TO THAT. BUT YOU GET USED TO THAT.
174 00:08:29,943 00:08:32,546 - THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! - THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
175 00:08:32,613 00:08:34,248 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
176 00:08:34,315 00:08:38,215 WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF STRAW. WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF STRAW.
177 00:08:39,820 00:08:41,355 I WONDER WHAT HE WROTE ABOUT ME. I WONDER WHAT HE WROTE ABOUT ME.
178 00:08:41,422 00:08:44,457 HMM. "DODGERS IS WASTEFUL"? HMM. "DODGERS IS WASTEFUL"?
179 00:08:44,524 00:08:46,059 WHY, I... WHY, I...
180 00:08:46,126 00:08:49,426 THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
181 00:08:57,037 00:09:00,187 EAT CONUTS, YOU JERK! EAT CONUTS, YOU JERK!
182 00:09:02,142 00:09:05,592 - I'M NOT A JERK, JERK! - I'M NOT A JERK, JERK!
183 00:09:11,186 00:09:15,422 - BIKINI-CLAD NURSING STUDENT SORORITY SISTERS WIN AGAIN. - BIKINI-CLAD NURSING STUDENT SORORITY SISTERS WIN AGAIN.
184 00:09:15,489 00:09:18,292 - WANT TO PLAY BEST OUT OF... - WANT TO PLAY BEST OUT OF...
185 00:09:18,359 00:09:19,659 BEST OUT OF 50? BEST OUT OF 50?
186 00:09:19,726 00:09:21,295 - SURE! - SURE! - SURE! - SURE!
187 00:09:21,362 00:09:25,065 - YES! - YES! - YES! - YES!
188 00:09:25,132 00:09:26,700 - THIS IS THE END. - THIS IS THE END.
189 00:09:26,766 00:09:27,535 - YEP. - YEP.
190 00:09:27,601 00:09:30,037 - WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. - WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
191 00:09:30,103 00:09:31,071 - NOPE. - NOPE.
192 00:09:31,138 00:09:32,439 - I WISH I'D LEARNED TO PLAY - I WISH I'D LEARNED TO PLAY
193 00:09:32,506 00:09:35,810 CHERVOINI'S "FIFTH CONCERTO" ON PIANO. CHERVOINI'S "FIFTH CONCERTO" ON PIANO.
194 00:09:35,877 00:09:39,880 - I WISH I HADN'T WASTED ALL THAT TIME TAKING PIANO LESSONS. - I WISH I HADN'T WASTED ALL THAT TIME TAKING PIANO LESSONS.
195 00:09:39,946 00:09:42,082 - IT MIGHT BE THE EXHAUSTION - IT MIGHT BE THE EXHAUSTION
196 00:09:42,149 00:09:43,384 OR THE STARVATION OR THE STARVATION
197 00:09:43,450 00:09:46,286 OR THE FACT THAT WE MIGHT BE DEAD SOON, OR THE FACT THAT WE MIGHT BE DEAD SOON,
198 00:09:46,353 00:09:48,389 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE
199 00:09:48,455 00:09:53,060 PERHAPS THE ONLY REAL FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. PERHAPS THE ONLY REAL FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.
200 00:09:53,126 00:09:54,194 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
201 00:09:54,261 00:09:55,229 WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A LOSER!
202 00:09:55,295 00:09:56,597 AH HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA!
203 00:09:56,664 00:09:59,166 ME, I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS. ME, I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS.
204 00:09:59,233 00:10:03,270 LOADS OF 'EM. LOADS OF 'EM.
205 00:10:03,337 00:10:06,206 BUT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE NOT SO BAD, BUT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE NOT SO BAD,
206 00:10:06,273 00:10:09,873 YOU KNOW, FOR A BAD GUY. YOU KNOW, FOR A BAD GUY.
207 00:10:13,314 00:10:14,248 CADET? CADET?
208 00:10:14,315 00:10:15,449 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
209 00:10:15,516 00:10:16,850 - W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIR? - W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SIR?
210 00:10:16,917 00:10:18,385 I'M ON VACATION. I'M ON VACATION.
211 00:10:18,452 00:10:21,121 CLUB SLOTH BEACH RESORT IS RIGHT BEHIND THOSE TREES. CLUB SLOTH BEACH RESORT IS RIGHT BEHIND THOSE TREES.
212 00:10:21,188 00:10:22,356 - HOLD ON! - HOLD ON!
213 00:10:22,423 00:10:24,425 YOU MEAN THIS DESERTED ISLAND DEATHTRAP YOU MEAN THIS DESERTED ISLAND DEATHTRAP
214 00:10:24,492 00:10:26,761 IS ACTUALLY A TROPICAL ISLAND TOURIST TRAP? IS ACTUALLY A TROPICAL ISLAND TOURIST TRAP?
215 00:10:26,828 00:10:28,895 - ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE REASONABLE - ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE REASONABLE
216 00:10:28,962 00:10:30,463 IF YOU TRAVEL WITH A GROUP. IF YOU TRAVEL WITH A GROUP.
217 00:10:30,530 00:10:31,499 OH, NO. OH, NO.
218 00:10:31,565 00:10:34,067 CAPTAIN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SHIP? CAPTAIN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE SHIP?
219 00:10:34,134 00:10:35,169 - NOTHING. HE DID IT. - NOTHING. HE DID IT.
220 00:10:35,235 00:10:37,371 - YES, I MAROONED MYSELF - YES, I MAROONED MYSELF
221 00:10:37,438 00:10:40,174 ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM ON PURPOSE. ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM ON PURPOSE.
222 00:10:40,240 00:10:41,709 - SEE? HE JUST CONFESSED. - SEE? HE JUST CONFESSED.
223 00:10:41,776 00:10:43,910 - UH, SIR, ALL YOU HAD TO DO TO REACH ME - UH, SIR, ALL YOU HAD TO DO TO REACH ME
224 00:10:43,977 00:10:45,913 WAS PUSH ONE ON YOUR CELL PHONE. WAS PUSH ONE ON YOUR CELL PHONE.
225 00:10:45,980 00:10:48,248 - YOU HAD A CELL PHONE THIS ENTIRE TIME?! - YOU HAD A CELL PHONE THIS ENTIRE TIME?!
226 00:10:48,315 00:10:50,518 - SURE. I'M NOT A CAVEMAN. - SURE. I'M NOT A CAVEMAN.
227 00:10:50,584 00:10:54,021 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO USE UP MY MINUTES IS ALL. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO USE UP MY MINUTES IS ALL.
228 00:10:54,087 00:10:55,622 - OH! - OH!
229 00:10:55,689 00:10:56,790 - OH, UH... - OH, UH...
230 00:10:56,857 00:10:58,225 THERE YOU ARE, SIR. THERE YOU ARE, SIR.
231 00:10:58,292 00:10:59,860 WE FINALLY FOUND YOU. WE FINALLY FOUND YOU.
232 00:10:59,926 00:11:00,861 UM... UM...
233 00:11:00,927 00:11:02,196 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
234 00:11:02,262 00:11:03,864 - SEIZE THE EARTHLINGS, - SEIZE THE EARTHLINGS,
235 00:11:03,930 00:11:05,499 AND BRING ME A MATCH. AND BRING ME A MATCH.
236 00:11:05,566 00:11:07,501 I'M HOSTING A BEACH BARBECUE I'M HOSTING A BEACH BARBECUE
237 00:11:07,568 00:11:10,037 FEATURING ROAST DUCK! FEATURING ROAST DUCK!
238 00:11:10,103 00:11:11,872 - AW, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. - AW, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
239 00:11:11,938 00:11:13,374 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T ROAST I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T ROAST
240 00:11:13,440 00:11:17,244 THE ONLY REAL FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD. THE ONLY REAL FRIEND YOU'VE EVER HAD.
241 00:11:17,311 00:11:18,545 - UH, UH, UH... - UH, UH, UH...
242 00:11:18,611 00:11:19,346 LIES! LIES!
243 00:11:19,413 00:11:20,780 WRETCHED EARTHLING LIES! WRETCHED EARTHLING LIES!
244 00:11:20,847 00:11:22,150 OH, I DESPISE YOU! OH, I DESPISE YOU!
245 00:11:22,217 00:11:25,986 AND NOW I SHALL HALT YOUR TREACHERY ONCE AND FOR ALL! AND NOW I SHALL HALT YOUR TREACHERY ONCE AND FOR ALL!
246 00:11:26,053 00:11:27,187 - HEY, GUYS, - HEY, GUYS,
247 00:11:27,254 00:11:29,690 AREN'T WE GONNA FINISH OUR GAME? AREN'T WE GONNA FINISH OUR GAME?
248 00:11:29,757 00:11:33,126 - AFTER WE FINISH THE GAME, I MEAN. - AFTER WE FINISH THE GAME, I MEAN.
249 00:11:33,193 00:11:34,294 - OH, BOY! - OH, BOY!
250 00:11:34,361 00:11:36,898 - COME ON! - I HOPE I GET TO SERVE! - COME ON! - I HOPE I GET TO SERVE!
251 00:11:36,964 00:11:39,699 - MIGHT BE TOUGH TO FINISH WITHOUT YOU, - MIGHT BE TOUGH TO FINISH WITHOUT YOU,
252 00:11:39,766 00:11:41,034 EH, SPALDING? EH, SPALDING?