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1 00:00:06,474 00:00:11,474 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,915 00:00:19,915 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪
3 00:00:22,590 00:00:27,590 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,467 00:00:37,467 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,340 00:00:44,340 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,149 00:00:53,149 ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ ♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
7 00:01:15,142 00:01:16,944 - TONIGHT ON "EVIL ALERT DAILY," - TONIGHT ON "EVIL ALERT DAILY,"
8 00:01:17,011 00:01:20,047 THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE HAS HIS EYES ON A NEW PRIZE, THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE HAS HIS EYES ON A NEW PRIZE,
9 00:01:20,114 00:01:22,149 "E.A.D." HAS AN EXCLUSIVE FRONT-ROW SEAT "E.A.D." HAS AN EXCLUSIVE FRONT-ROW SEAT
10 00:01:22,216 00:01:23,918 FOR AN EXCLUSIVE PRESS CONFERENCE FOR AN EXCLUSIVE PRESS CONFERENCE
11 00:01:23,984 00:01:27,320 FEATURING THE MOST EXCLUSIVE TROUBLEMAKER OF THEM ALL. FEATURING THE MOST EXCLUSIVE TROUBLEMAKER OF THEM ALL.
12 00:01:27,387 00:01:29,056 - MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE... - MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE...
13 00:01:29,123 00:01:30,791 EARTH. IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT? EARTH. IS THAT HOW YOU SAY IT?
14 00:01:30,858 00:01:32,326 ALSO, YES, ALSO, YES,
15 00:01:32,393 00:01:35,228 I AM DATING THE TOP 5 SUPERMODELS IN THE UNIVERSE... I AM DATING THE TOP 5 SUPERMODELS IN THE UNIVERSE...
16 00:01:35,295 00:01:36,162 AT ONCE. AT ONCE.
17 00:01:36,229 00:01:37,265 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
18 00:01:37,331 00:01:39,166 - OK, YOU'RE ALL HOSTAGES UNTIL LUNCH, - OK, YOU'RE ALL HOSTAGES UNTIL LUNCH,
19 00:01:39,233 00:01:42,103 AND WE HAVE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE HATS AND STICKERS FOR SALE. AND WE HAVE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE HATS AND STICKERS FOR SALE.
20 00:01:42,169 00:01:44,738 - WHOA! STICKERS! - WHERE? - WHOA! STICKERS! - WHERE?
21 00:01:44,805 00:01:45,839 - THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE. - THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE.
22 00:01:45,906 00:01:47,942 FEH! WHO'S HE THINK HE IS, FEH! WHO'S HE THINK HE IS,
23 00:01:48,008 00:01:50,544 STRUTTING AROUND THE UNIVERSE LIKE HE OWNS THE JOINT. STRUTTING AROUND THE UNIVERSE LIKE HE OWNS THE JOINT.
24 00:01:50,611 00:01:51,845 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEBODY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEBODY
25 00:01:51,912 00:01:53,881 WHO'S MORE IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF, CADET? WHO'S MORE IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF, CADET?
26 00:01:53,948 00:01:55,616 - UH, POSSIBLY, SIR. - UH, POSSIBLY, SIR.
27 00:01:55,682 00:01:56,650 - CONTACT I.Q. - CONTACT I.Q.
28 00:01:56,717 00:01:59,920 WE'VE GOT A V.I.P. TO T.N.T. WE'VE GOT A V.I.P. TO T.N.T.
29 00:01:59,987 00:02:00,955 GREETINGS, CHIEF. GREETINGS, CHIEF.
30 00:02:01,021 00:02:02,457 JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
31 00:02:02,523 00:02:05,659 I'VE GOT THIS MAGNIFICENT ROGUE SITUATION COVERED. I'VE GOT THIS MAGNIFICENT ROGUE SITUATION COVERED.
32 00:02:05,726 00:02:08,296 HE WON'T GET WITHIN 50 MILES OF EARTH. HE WON'T GET WITHIN 50 MILES OF EARTH.
33 00:02:08,362 00:02:11,765 IT'S LIKE THAT RESTRAINING ORDER YOU FILED AGAINST ME AS A JOKE. IT'S LIKE THAT RESTRAINING ORDER YOU FILED AGAINST ME AS A JOKE.
34 00:02:11,832 00:02:12,699 REMEMBER? REMEMBER?
35 00:02:12,766 00:02:14,001 - THAT WASN'T A JOKE. - THAT WASN'T A JOKE.
36 00:02:14,068 00:02:17,203 - HA HA! PRICELESS! HA HA HA! - HA HA! PRICELESS! HA HA HA!
37 00:02:17,270 00:02:18,005 - WOW. - WOW.
38 00:02:18,072 00:02:19,974 THAT'S A NICE SECRET LAIR. THAT'S A NICE SECRET LAIR.
39 00:02:20,040 00:02:21,976 - CHIEF, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? - CHIEF, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
40 00:02:22,042 00:02:23,677 - FINE WORK, DODGERS. TOP NOTCH. - FINE WORK, DODGERS. TOP NOTCH.
41 00:02:23,744 00:02:24,845 - WAIT! - WAIT!
42 00:02:24,912 00:02:26,513 ARE YOU WATCHING "E.A.D."? ARE YOU WATCHING "E.A.D."?
43 00:02:26,580 00:02:29,015 - WHAT?! THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! - WHAT?! THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
44 00:02:29,082 00:02:29,817 WHY? WHY?
45 00:02:29,883 00:02:31,752 ARE YOU WATCHING "E.A.D."? ARE YOU WATCHING "E.A.D."?
46 00:02:31,819 00:02:33,720 - ME?! MINDLESS GOSSIP? - ME?! MINDLESS GOSSIP?
47 00:02:33,787 00:02:35,122 NO WAY! NO WAY!
48 00:02:35,189 00:02:37,158 - NOT THAT I'D BLAME SOMEONE FOR WATCHING, - NOT THAT I'D BLAME SOMEONE FOR WATCHING,
49 00:02:37,224 00:02:40,160 YOU KNOW, FOR TIPS ON STOPPING VILLAINS, YOU KNOW, FOR TIPS ON STOPPING VILLAINS,
50 00:02:40,226 00:02:41,361 AND FASHION. AND FASHION.
51 00:02:41,428 00:02:42,629 - HE MUST BE STOPPED, - HE MUST BE STOPPED,
52 00:02:42,696 00:02:45,098 PERFECTLY-STYLED HAIR AND ALL. PERFECTLY-STYLED HAIR AND ALL.
53 00:02:45,165 00:02:46,133 - EXACTLY. - EXACTLY.
54 00:02:46,200 00:02:48,336 A GLEAMING SMILE AND HAUNTING EYES A GLEAMING SMILE AND HAUNTING EYES
55 00:02:48,402 00:02:51,304 DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TERRORIZE THE UNIVERSE. DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TERRORIZE THE UNIVERSE.
56 00:02:51,371 00:02:52,439 - YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH, YEAH.
57 00:02:52,506 00:02:54,608 HE'S ONE HANDSOME D-DEV-D-D... HE'S ONE HANDSOME D-DEV-D-D...
58 00:02:54,675 00:02:56,177 OH, HE'S A SCOUNDREL ALL RIGHT. OH, HE'S A SCOUNDREL ALL RIGHT.
59 00:02:56,243 00:02:58,078 - WELL, DODGERS, YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION... - WELL, DODGERS, YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION...
60 00:02:58,145 00:03:01,248 STOP THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY... STOP THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY...
61 00:03:01,315 00:03:03,884 AND, UH, GET HIS AUTOGRAPH AND SOME T-SHIRTS AND, UH, GET HIS AUTOGRAPH AND SOME T-SHIRTS
62 00:03:03,951 00:03:06,801 WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
63 00:03:24,538 00:03:26,473 - SIR, IS THIS THE RIGHT PLANET? - SIR, IS THIS THE RIGHT PLANET?
64 00:03:26,540 00:03:27,574 - NO, ASSISTANT. - NO, ASSISTANT.
65 00:03:27,641 00:03:29,343 IT'S A BLUE PLANET. IT'S A BLUE PLANET.
66 00:03:29,410 00:03:31,979 IF I WANT TO MENACE A RED PLANET, IF I WANT TO MENACE A RED PLANET,
67 00:03:32,046 00:03:34,782 I'LL SAY "RED PLANET." I'LL SAY "RED PLANET."
68 00:03:34,848 00:03:37,385 - OH. YES, OF COURSE, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE. - OH. YES, OF COURSE, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE.
69 00:03:37,452 00:03:40,554 - AND WHERE'S THE POPCORN I WANTED - AND WHERE'S THE POPCORN I WANTED
70 00:03:40,621 00:03:43,490 BUT NEVER ASKED FOR? BUT NEVER ASKED FOR?
71 00:03:43,557 00:03:44,625 - SIR, WE'RE BEING HAILED - SIR, WE'RE BEING HAILED
72 00:03:44,691 00:03:46,427 BY A GALACTIC PROTECTORATE SHIP. BY A GALACTIC PROTECTORATE SHIP.
73 00:03:46,494 00:03:51,031 - REDUCE YOUR SPEED AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED. - REDUCE YOUR SPEED AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED.
74 00:03:51,098 00:03:52,766 - IT'S HIM. IT'S HIM! - IT'S HIM. IT'S HIM!
75 00:03:52,833 00:03:54,568 IT'S REALLY HIM! IT'S REALLY HIM!
76 00:03:54,635 00:03:56,137 - GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, CADET. - GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, CADET.
77 00:03:56,203 00:03:58,473 - OH, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HIM. - OH, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON HIM.
78 00:03:58,539 00:04:03,144 HIS PURITY AND INNOCENCE ARE GIFTS TO BE CHERISHED. HIS PURITY AND INNOCENCE ARE GIFTS TO BE CHERISHED.
79 00:04:03,210 00:04:04,512 - SWEET TALK WON'T FLY - SWEET TALK WON'T FLY
80 00:04:04,579 00:04:09,579 WITH BATTLE-SCARRED VETS LIKE US, CHUCKLES. WITH BATTLE-SCARRED VETS LIKE US, CHUCKLES.
81 00:04:12,953 00:04:14,422 OK, THEN. OK, THEN.
82 00:04:14,489 00:04:17,124 YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED BY THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED BY THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE
83 00:04:17,191 00:04:19,359 TO VACATE THIS QUADRANT... TO VACATE THIS QUADRANT...
84 00:04:19,426 00:04:22,596 IMMEDIATELY. IMMEDIATELY.
85 00:04:22,663 00:04:23,931 UNLESS YOU WANT TO STAY. UNLESS YOU WANT TO STAY.
86 00:04:23,998 00:04:25,099 IT'S YOUR CALL. IT'S YOUR CALL.
87 00:04:25,166 00:04:26,867 - SIR, I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE. - SIR, I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE.
88 00:04:26,934 00:04:28,035 - REALLY? - REALLY?
89 00:04:28,102 00:04:29,536 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
90 00:04:29,603 00:04:31,238 THAT'S FASCINATING. THAT'S FASCINATING.
91 00:04:31,305 00:04:33,007 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
92 00:04:33,073 00:04:34,508 YOU'RE FIRED. YOU'RE FIRED.
93 00:04:34,574 00:04:35,542 - REALLY?! - REALLY?!
94 00:04:35,609 00:04:37,210 PLEASE DON'T TOY WITH ME. PLEASE DON'T TOY WITH ME.
95 00:04:37,277 00:04:39,980 - GET OUT! - GET OUT!
96 00:04:40,047 00:04:42,183 - FREEDOM! - FREEDOM!
97 00:04:42,249 00:04:44,084 - HE SAID HE WAS MY BIGGEST FAN. - HE SAID HE WAS MY BIGGEST FAN.
98 00:04:44,151 00:04:45,686 OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT. OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT.
99 00:04:45,752 00:04:49,023 THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, GIRLS. THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, GIRLS.
100 00:04:49,089 00:04:50,090 - I'LL SAY. - I'LL SAY.
101 00:04:50,157 00:04:51,659 A REAL FAN WOULDN'T ABANDON YOU A REAL FAN WOULDN'T ABANDON YOU
102 00:04:51,726 00:04:55,062 WHILE YOU WERE BEING WRONGFULLY PERSECUTED BY THE LAW. WHILE YOU WERE BEING WRONGFULLY PERSECUTED BY THE LAW.
103 00:04:55,129 00:04:56,263 - UH, W-WHAT? - UH, W-WHAT?
104 00:04:56,330 00:04:57,965 I THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE TO ARREST HIM. I THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE TO ARREST HIM.
105 00:04:58,032 00:04:59,800 - ARREST ME? - ARREST ME?
106 00:04:59,867 00:05:00,934 HEAVENS. HEAVENS.
107 00:05:01,001 00:05:02,269 IF ADDING A DASH OF PIZZAZZ IF ADDING A DASH OF PIZZAZZ
108 00:05:02,336 00:05:04,905 TO MILLIONS OF OTHERWISE BLAND LIVES IS A CRIME, TO MILLIONS OF OTHERWISE BLAND LIVES IS A CRIME,
109 00:05:04,972 00:05:08,608 THEN, BY ALL MEANS, LOCK ME UP FOR GOOD. THEN, BY ALL MEANS, LOCK ME UP FOR GOOD.
110 00:05:08,675 00:05:10,177 - WOW. THAT WAS EASY. - WOW. THAT WAS EASY.
111 00:05:10,244 00:05:12,112 NOW, BEFORE WE CUFF YOU, NOW, BEFORE WE CUFF YOU,
112 00:05:12,179 00:05:13,314 CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH? CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?
113 00:05:13,381 00:05:15,182 OH, AND A PICTURE OF US TOGETHER? OH, AND A PICTURE OF US TOGETHER?
114 00:05:15,249 00:05:16,750 OOH, OOH! AND MAYBE SOME FREE MUGS, OOH, OOH! AND MAYBE SOME FREE MUGS,
115 00:05:16,817 00:05:18,785 KEY CHAINS, AND SNOW GLOBES? KEY CHAINS, AND SNOW GLOBES?
116 00:05:18,852 00:05:20,354 - NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER - NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
117 00:05:20,421 00:05:23,658 THAN TEMPORARILY ELEVATING YOUR DREARY EXISTENCES THAN TEMPORARILY ELEVATING YOUR DREARY EXISTENCES
118 00:05:23,725 00:05:27,294 WITH TRIVIAL SOUVENIRS OF MY MAGNIFICENCE, WITH TRIVIAL SOUVENIRS OF MY MAGNIFICENCE,
119 00:05:27,361 00:05:31,631 LIKE THESE REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS, FOR INSTANCE. LIKE THESE REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS, FOR INSTANCE.
120 00:05:31,698 00:05:34,001 - OOH! MAGNETS! - OOH! MAGNETS! - OOH! MAGNETS! - OOH! MAGNETS!
121 00:05:34,068 00:05:35,002 - HOWEVER, - HOWEVER,
122 00:05:35,069 00:05:36,703 BEFORE I SURRENDER THESE, BEFORE I SURRENDER THESE,
123 00:05:36,770 00:05:38,872 OR MYSELF TO YOUR CUSTODY, OR MYSELF TO YOUR CUSTODY,
124 00:05:38,939 00:05:42,743 I HAVE A FEW TINY FAVORS TO ASK OF YOU. I HAVE A FEW TINY FAVORS TO ASK OF YOU.
125 00:05:42,809 00:05:46,947 - NAME IT, AND IT'S DONE! - NAME IT, AND IT'S DONE!
126 00:05:47,014 00:05:48,416 JUST A FEW SIMPLE TASKS JUST A FEW SIMPLE TASKS
127 00:05:48,482 00:05:51,686 AND MAGNIFICENT ROGUE WILL BE MY PAL FOREVER! AND MAGNIFICENT ROGUE WILL BE MY PAL FOREVER!
128 00:05:51,753 00:05:54,922 YOU'RE NOT SO BAD, ARE YOU, LITTLE FELLA? YOU'RE NOT SO BAD, ARE YOU, LITTLE FELLA?
129 00:05:54,988 00:05:57,758 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A... IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A...
130 00:05:57,824 00:05:59,093 COLOSSAL, TERRIFYING BEAST COLOSSAL, TERRIFYING BEAST
131 00:05:59,159 00:06:01,394 SUMMONED FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY DARKEST NIGHTMARE. SUMMONED FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY DARKEST NIGHTMARE.
132 00:06:01,461 00:06:05,566 AAH! AAH!
133 00:06:05,633 00:06:08,636 - I SAID I WANTED A POPCORN QUESADILLA. - I SAID I WANTED A POPCORN QUESADILLA.
134 00:06:08,703 00:06:13,703 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I STILL WANT A POPCORN QUESADILLA. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I STILL WANT A POPCORN QUESADILLA.
135 00:06:22,883 00:06:24,485 HEY! HE'S RIGHT! HEY! HE'S RIGHT!
136 00:06:24,552 00:06:29,552 THIS IS BETTER THAN USING A SPONGE! THIS IS BETTER THAN USING A SPONGE!
137 00:06:31,825 00:06:32,759 - NO, NO, NO. - NO, NO, NO.
138 00:06:32,826 00:06:34,594 THESE BUBBLES TICKLE. THESE BUBBLES TICKLE.
139 00:06:34,661 00:06:35,829 DRAIN THE POOL AGAIN. DRAIN THE POOL AGAIN.
140 00:06:35,896 00:06:39,967 AND THIS TIME, USE TICKLE-FREE BUBBLES! AND THIS TIME, USE TICKLE-FREE BUBBLES!
141 00:06:40,034 00:06:42,303 - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
142 00:06:42,370 00:06:44,171 IT'S TIME TO SURREND-DA-DA-DA... IT'S TIME TO SURREND-DA-DA-DA...
143 00:06:44,238 00:06:46,106 SURREN-DA-DA-DA... SURREN-DA-DA-DA...
144 00:06:46,173 00:06:47,241 TURN YOURSELF IN! TURN YOURSELF IN!
145 00:06:47,308 00:06:49,243 - YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE, CADET? - YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE, CADET?
146 00:06:49,310 00:06:53,047 - YOURSELF AND ELABORATE RECIPES INVOLVING P-POPCORN? - YOURSELF AND ELABORATE RECIPES INVOLVING P-POPCORN?
147 00:06:53,113 00:06:54,581 - WELL, YES. - WELL, YES.
148 00:06:54,648 00:06:55,983 GUILTY AS CHARGED. GUILTY AS CHARGED.
149 00:06:56,050 00:06:56,984 BUT BESIDES THAT, BUT BESIDES THAT,
150 00:06:57,051 00:06:58,719 I LIKE THIS EARTH I LIKE THIS EARTH
151 00:06:58,785 00:07:00,488 BECAUSE IT'S BLUE. BECAUSE IT'S BLUE.
152 00:07:00,555 00:07:03,524 YOU SEE, BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. YOU SEE, BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.
153 00:07:03,591 00:07:05,659 - B-BLUE IS A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU. - B-BLUE IS A GOOD COLOR FOR YOU.
154 00:07:05,726 00:07:07,728 IT COMPLEMENTS YOUR EYES NICELY. IT COMPLEMENTS YOUR EYES NICELY.
155 00:07:07,794 00:07:09,096 - WELL, TELL ME ABOUT IT. - WELL, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
156 00:07:09,163 00:07:10,531 UNFORTUNATELY... UNFORTUNATELY...
157 00:07:10,598 00:07:13,300 EARTH IS NOT QUITE BLUE ENOUGH FOR MY TASTES, EARTH IS NOT QUITE BLUE ENOUGH FOR MY TASTES,
158 00:07:13,367 00:07:17,271 SO I'VE DECIDED TO BRING ITS MOON CLOSER. SO I'VE DECIDED TO BRING ITS MOON CLOSER.
159 00:07:17,338 00:07:21,374 IT'LL MAKE EARTH COMPLETELY BLUE. IT'LL MAKE EARTH COMPLETELY BLUE.
160 00:07:21,441 00:07:24,078 NEAT, HUH? NEAT, HUH?
161 00:07:24,144 00:07:26,013 - Y-YOU'RE COMPLETELY INSANE. - Y-YOU'RE COMPLETELY INSANE.
162 00:07:26,080 00:07:27,314 - TRUE. - TRUE.
163 00:07:27,381 00:07:31,753 BUT I'M ALSO COMPLETELY IN CONTROL. BUT I'M ALSO COMPLETELY IN CONTROL.
164 00:07:31,819 00:07:34,755 - MY TONGUE IS LOSING IT'S MAGICAL LUSTER. - MY TONGUE IS LOSING IT'S MAGICAL LUSTER.
165 00:07:34,821 00:07:38,659 CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT? CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT?
166 00:07:38,726 00:07:42,062 MAY I REST NOW, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE? MAY I REST NOW, YOUR MAGNIFICENCE?
167 00:07:42,129 00:07:43,397 - THAT DEPENDS. - THAT DEPENDS.
168 00:07:43,464 00:07:48,464 CAN YOU SEE MY REFLECTION IN THE FLOOR? CAN YOU SEE MY REFLECTION IN THE FLOOR?
169 00:07:56,677 00:08:00,548 - WHY IS DODGERS BEING SO NICE TO THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE? - WHY IS DODGERS BEING SO NICE TO THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE?
170 00:08:00,615 00:08:02,349 HE DOESN'T THINK THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE HE DOESN'T THINK THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE
171 00:08:02,416 00:08:04,885 IS A BETTER ENEMY THAN I AM, DOES HE? IS A BETTER ENEMY THAN I AM, DOES HE?
172 00:08:04,952 00:08:06,353 IS IT THAT SHIP? IS IT THAT SHIP?
173 00:08:06,420 00:08:09,056 I COULD FLY A SHIP LIKE THAT IF I WANTED. I COULD FLY A SHIP LIKE THAT IF I WANTED.
174 00:08:09,123 00:08:09,990 - NO. - NO.
175 00:08:10,057 00:08:12,192 THIS ISN'T ABOUT... THIS ISN'T ABOUT...
176 00:08:12,259 00:08:14,728 UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS DID MENTION SOMETHING UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS DID MENTION SOMETHING
177 00:08:14,795 00:08:19,533 ABOUT A N-NEW ARCHENEMY. ABOUT A N-NEW ARCHENEMY.
178 00:08:19,600 00:08:22,636 - I BELIEVE THE WORD HE USED WAS... - I BELIEVE THE WORD HE USED WAS...
179 00:08:22,702 00:08:24,502 MAGNIFICENT. MAGNIFICENT.
180 00:08:32,814 00:08:35,583 - I GOT THOSE CABLES HOOKED AROUND THE MOON, M.R. - I GOT THOSE CABLES HOOKED AROUND THE MOON, M.R.
181 00:08:35,650 00:08:37,684 NOW, HOW ABOUT WE CALL SOME PEOPLE I KNOW NOW, HOW ABOUT WE CALL SOME PEOPLE I KNOW
182 00:08:37,751 00:08:38,685 AND ACT LIKE OLD PALS? AND ACT LIKE OLD PALS?
183 00:08:38,752 00:08:40,053 - I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. - I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
184 00:08:40,120 00:08:42,889 WE'LL USE THE CABLES YOU'VE ATTACHED THE MOON WE'LL USE THE CABLES YOU'VE ATTACHED THE MOON
185 00:08:42,956 00:08:44,792 TO TOW IT CLOSER TO EARTH. TO TOW IT CLOSER TO EARTH.
186 00:08:44,859 00:08:48,028 - I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SHOW PEOPLE WHAT GREAT PALS WE ARE. - I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SHOW PEOPLE WHAT GREAT PALS WE ARE.
187 00:08:48,095 00:08:49,296 PLUS, IF WE MOVE IT, PLUS, IF WE MOVE IT,
188 00:08:49,363 00:08:51,131 WE MIGHT GET A TICKET OR SOMETHING. WE MIGHT GET A TICKET OR SOMETHING.
189 00:08:51,198 00:08:52,899 - HOW UNFORTUNATE. - HOW UNFORTUNATE.
190 00:08:52,966 00:08:54,869 I WAS THINKING THAT AFTERWARDS, I WAS THINKING THAT AFTERWARDS,
191 00:08:54,936 00:08:59,936 WE COULD CELEBRATE BY CO-HOSTING ONE OF MY MAGNIFICENT PARTIES... WE COULD CELEBRATE BY CO-HOSTING ONE OF MY MAGNIFICENT PARTIES...
192 00:09:00,573 00:09:01,574 TOGETHER. TOGETHER.
193 00:09:01,641 00:09:02,642 - A-LIST ONLY? - A-LIST ONLY?
194 00:09:02,709 00:09:04,678 - EVERYONE BUT YOU. - EVERYONE BUT YOU.
195 00:09:04,744 00:09:06,394 - WHOO-HOO! - WHOO-HOO!
196 00:09:14,755 00:09:17,090 - PROFESSOR, I THINK THE MOON IS GETTING BIGGER. - PROFESSOR, I THINK THE MOON IS GETTING BIGGER.
197 00:09:17,157 00:09:18,492 - YES, KEITH. - YES, KEITH.
198 00:09:18,559 00:09:20,594 IT'S A TELESCOPE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. IT'S A TELESCOPE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
199 00:09:20,661 00:09:25,661 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK.
200 00:09:27,735 00:09:29,870 - PLEASE, CAPTAIN GLOUSTERMAN, SIR, - PLEASE, CAPTAIN GLOUSTERMAN, SIR,
201 00:09:29,936 00:09:31,805 I THINK WE MUST TURN BACK NOW. I THINK WE MUST TURN BACK NOW.
202 00:09:31,872 00:09:33,374 THE STORM IS FAR TOO MIGHTY. THE STORM IS FAR TOO MIGHTY.
203 00:09:33,440 00:09:36,076 - AW, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PERFECT STORM, - AW, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PERFECT STORM,
204 00:09:36,143 00:09:37,411 DANDY BOY BLUE. DANDY BOY BLUE.
205 00:09:37,478 00:09:39,513 CAPTAIN GLOUSTERMAN DELIVERS HIS FISH FRESH. CAPTAIN GLOUSTERMAN DELIVERS HIS FISH FRESH.
206 00:09:39,580 00:09:42,582 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK.
207 00:09:42,649 00:09:45,086 AAH! AAH!
208 00:09:45,153 00:09:48,422 - SO, I'LL BE CEMENTED INTO THE WALLS OF YOUR GAZEBO, - SO, I'LL BE CEMENTED INTO THE WALLS OF YOUR GAZEBO,
209 00:09:48,489 00:09:51,124 BUT I'M STILL THE CO-HOST, RIGHT? BUT I'M STILL THE CO-HOST, RIGHT?
210 00:09:51,191 00:09:51,941 WHOA! WHOA!
211 00:09:57,598 00:10:01,348 - INCREASE TO FULL POWER. - INCREASE TO FULL POWER.
212 00:10:02,971 00:10:04,838 - IF THE KNOB WON'T TURN ANY FURTHER, - IF THE KNOB WON'T TURN ANY FURTHER,
213 00:10:04,905 00:10:08,976 THAT'S FULL POWER, RIGHT? THAT'S FULL POWER, RIGHT?
214 00:10:09,042 00:10:11,011 - PERHAPS WE'RE TOO HEAVY. - PERHAPS WE'RE TOO HEAVY.
215 00:10:11,078 00:10:13,347 ASSISTANT, TAKE OUT THE TRASH. ASSISTANT, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
216 00:10:13,414 00:10:16,584 - YEAH, OLD M.R. AND I GO WAY BACK, MR. CRUISE. - YEAH, OLD M.R. AND I GO WAY BACK, MR. CRUISE.
217 00:10:16,651 00:10:19,420 I DON'T KNOW IF I'D USE THE PHRASE "BEST FRIENDS," I DON'T KNOW IF I'D USE THE PHRASE "BEST FRIENDS,"
218 00:10:19,487 00:10:21,188 BUT YOU CERTAINLY COULD. BUT YOU CERTAINLY COULD.
219 00:10:21,255 00:10:22,656 MAY I CALL YOU TOM? MAY I CALL YOU TOM?
220 00:10:22,722 00:10:23,957 MR. CRUISE? MR. CRUISE?
221 00:10:24,024 00:10:27,474 OK, HOW ABOUT MAVERICK? OK, HOW ABOUT MAVERICK?
222 00:10:34,735 00:10:36,937 WE'RE LIGHT AS A FEATHER NOW, M.R. WE'RE LIGHT AS A FEATHER NOW, M.R.
223 00:10:37,004 00:10:39,306 I TOSSED EVERY LAST BAG. I TOSSED EVERY LAST BAG.
224 00:10:39,373 00:10:42,809 - WHY DON'T YOU RUN OUTSIDE AND UNHOOK US - WHY DON'T YOU RUN OUTSIDE AND UNHOOK US
225 00:10:42,876 00:10:43,844 WHILE I DO NOTHING. WHILE I DO NOTHING.
226 00:10:43,910 00:10:46,160 - WORKS FOR ME. - WORKS FOR ME.
227 00:10:58,826 00:11:00,961 SURE, I MAY HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY DAZZLED SURE, I MAY HAVE BEEN TEMPORARILY DAZZLED
228 00:11:01,028 00:11:02,162 BY THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE, BY THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE,
229 00:11:02,229 00:11:03,497 BUT I'M OVER THAT. BUT I'M OVER THAT.
230 00:11:03,564 00:11:06,300 I REALIZE NOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS... I REALIZE NOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS...
231 00:11:06,367 00:11:07,835 AND ENEMIES ARE. AND ENEMIES ARE.
232 00:11:07,902 00:11:12,039 AND I'M NOT GONNA FORGET IT ANYTIME SOON. AND I'M NOT GONNA FORGET IT ANYTIME SOON.
233 00:11:12,105 00:11:13,507 - YELLO? - YELLO?
234 00:11:13,574 00:11:15,409 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM OLD PALS AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM OLD PALS
235 00:11:15,476 00:11:17,077 WITH THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE. WITH THE MAGNIFICENT ROGUE.
236 00:11:17,144 00:11:18,713 SUPER! SEE YOU TONIGHT. SUPER! SEE YOU TONIGHT.
237 00:11:18,779 00:11:21,781 WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S RIDING THE RED CARPET TONIGHT. WELL, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S RIDING THE RED CARPET TONIGHT.
238 00:11:21,848 00:11:23,083 I'D INVITE YOU GUYS, I'D INVITE YOU GUYS,
239 00:11:23,150 00:11:26,786 BUT, FRANKLY, YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH. BUT, FRANKLY, YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH.
240 00:11:26,853 00:11:28,522 CIAO. CIAO.
241 00:11:28,589 00:11:30,391 - ACTUALLY, I NEED TO GET GOING, TOO. - ACTUALLY, I NEED TO GET GOING, TOO.
242 00:11:30,457 00:11:34,761 I'M CO-HOSTING A PARTY WITH THE M-MAGNIFICENT ROGUE. I'M CO-HOSTING A PARTY WITH THE M-MAGNIFICENT ROGUE.
243 00:11:34,828 00:11:35,578 CIAO. CIAO.
244 00:11:42,103 00:11:45,038 - I REALLY NEED TO MAKE SOME NEW ENEMIES. - I REALLY NEED TO MAKE SOME NEW ENEMIES.