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1 00:00:06,474 00:00:11,474 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪ ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
2 00:00:14,982 00:00:19,982 ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪ ♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE ♪
3 00:00:22,657 00:00:27,657 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
4 00:00:32,500 00:00:37,500 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLES AND THE WEAK ♪ ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLES AND THE WEAK ♪
5 00:00:39,407 00:00:44,407 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪ ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
6 00:00:48,049 00:00:53,049 ♪ IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪ ♪ IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY ♪
7 00:01:15,876 00:01:19,414 HMM. LOOKS LIKE IT'S 10 TO ONE. HMM. LOOKS LIKE IT'S 10 TO ONE.
8 00:01:19,514 00:01:22,514 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
9 00:01:29,357 00:01:31,558 NICE SHOOTING, FELLAS, BUT NEXT TIME, NICE SHOOTING, FELLAS, BUT NEXT TIME,
10 00:01:31,625 00:01:34,475 BRING SOME FRIENDS. BRING SOME FRIENDS.
11 00:01:54,582 00:01:58,318 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, EVILDOERS! LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, EVILDOERS!
12 00:01:58,385 00:02:01,456 HMM. HMM.
13 00:02:01,489 00:02:02,823 HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, HI. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
14 00:02:02,923 00:02:04,626 BUT WE HAVE A BIG TEST COMING UP, BUT WE HAVE A BIG TEST COMING UP,
15 00:02:04,659 00:02:06,128 AND WE NEED A LITTLE HELP STUDYING. AND WE NEED A LITTLE HELP STUDYING.
16 00:02:06,161 00:02:08,463 WOULD YOU MIND GETTING FREE MASSAGES FROM 40 GIRLS WOULD YOU MIND GETTING FREE MASSAGES FROM 40 GIRLS
17 00:02:08,496 00:02:10,131 FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS? FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS?
18 00:02:10,164 00:02:11,499 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
19 00:02:11,599 00:02:14,101 WE'D BE FOREVER GRATEFUL. WE'D BE FOREVER GRATEFUL.
20 00:02:14,168 00:02:15,503 PLEASE! PLEASE!
21 00:02:15,603 00:02:18,306 WELL, I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU LOVELY LADIES, WELL, I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU LOVELY LADIES,
22 00:02:18,339 00:02:23,339 PROVIDED YOU AGREE TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME. PROVIDED YOU AGREE TO PAY ME FOR MY TIME.
23 00:02:23,678 00:02:27,849 AH, YES, CADET, THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. AH, YES, CADET, THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
24 00:02:27,916 00:02:30,184 WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
25 00:02:30,251 00:02:31,085 N-NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED. N-NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED.
26 00:02:31,152 00:02:32,119 OH, YES, IT DID. OH, YES, IT DID.
27 00:02:32,186 00:02:33,855 IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY. IT'S RIGHT HERE IN MY DIARY.
28 00:02:33,955 00:02:38,593 YES, I'VE HAD QUITE A COLORFUL CAREER, BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW, YES, I'VE HAD QUITE A COLORFUL CAREER, BUT THAT'S ALL OVER NOW,
29 00:02:38,660 00:02:41,829 THANKS TO THIS HORRIFYING TRUCE WITH MARS. THANKS TO THIS HORRIFYING TRUCE WITH MARS.
30 00:02:41,862 00:02:43,964 RIGHT, CADET? RIGHT, CADET?
31 00:02:44,031 00:02:46,033 SOME OF THESE ARE PR-PR-PRETTY GOOD, SOME OF THESE ARE PR-PR-PRETTY GOOD,
32 00:02:46,133 00:02:48,302 FOR BEING COMPLETE FABRICA-FABRICA-UH, FOR BEING COMPLETE FABRICA-FABRICA-UH,
33 00:02:48,369 00:02:49,470 COMPLETELY MADE UP. COMPLETELY MADE UP.
34 00:02:49,537 00:02:51,539 YOU SHOULD SEE MY HOME MOVIES. YOU SHOULD SEE MY HOME MOVIES.
35 00:02:51,606 00:02:53,874 BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
36 00:02:53,941 00:02:55,109 PEACE IS BORING! PEACE IS BORING!
37 00:02:55,176 00:02:57,545 EH, WH-WH-WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOBBY, CAPTAIN. EH, WH-WH-WHAT YOU NEED IS A HOBBY, CAPTAIN.
38 00:02:57,612 00:02:59,046 I'M AN AVID SPELUNKER. I'M AN AVID SPELUNKER.
39 00:02:59,146 00:03:01,549 THANK YOU. EH. MAYBE I CAN PICK A FIGHT THANK YOU. EH. MAYBE I CAN PICK A FIGHT
40 00:03:01,616 00:03:02,884 WITH THAT MARTIAN RUNT. WITH THAT MARTIAN RUNT.
41 00:03:02,984 00:03:04,885 WITH A LITTLE LUCK, IT COULD ESCALATE INTO WITH A LITTLE LUCK, IT COULD ESCALATE INTO
42 00:03:04,985 00:03:07,622 INTERPLANETARY WAR. INTERPLANETARY WAR.
43 00:03:07,689 00:03:09,056 THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL, COMMANDER. THAT WAS A WONDERFUL MEAL, COMMANDER.
44 00:03:09,123 00:03:11,059 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO?
45 00:03:11,126 00:03:14,062 WELL, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEET. WELL, I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY SWEET.
46 00:03:14,162 00:03:17,398 THESE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE. THESE PAST FEW MONTHS HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST OF MY LIFE.
47 00:03:17,498 00:03:19,900 I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.
48 00:03:20,000 00:03:21,168 AND YOU WITH MINE. AND YOU WITH MINE.
49 00:03:21,235 00:03:24,972 YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU. YOUR MAJESTY, I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.
50 00:03:25,039 00:03:26,808 ASK! OH, ASK! ASK! OH, ASK!
51 00:03:26,875 00:03:29,043 WILL YOU... WILL YOU BE MY... WILL YOU... WILL YOU BE MY...
52 00:03:29,076 00:03:30,311 HEY! HEY!
53 00:03:30,378 00:03:32,412 I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I? I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I?
54 00:03:32,512 00:03:33,647 WIFE? WIFE?
55 00:03:33,714 00:03:34,515 WHY NOT? WHY NOT?
56 00:03:34,582 00:03:36,250 WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
57 00:03:36,350 00:03:37,652 YOU'RE MARRYING HIM? YOU'RE MARRYING HIM?
58 00:03:37,719 00:03:39,254 CAN YOU GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO? CAN YOU GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO?
59 00:03:39,321 00:03:43,091 I CAN GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF REASONS, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE. I CAN GIVE YOU THOUSANDS OF REASONS, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE.
60 00:03:43,191 00:03:48,191 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GETTING ANY YOUNGER. BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
61 00:03:48,429 00:03:49,597 HO HO HO! HO HO HO!
62 00:03:49,697 00:03:51,066 ALWAYS THE KIDDER. ALWAYS THE KIDDER.
63 00:03:51,099 00:03:53,001 ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU HELPED TO BRING US TOGETHER ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU HELPED TO BRING US TOGETHER
64 00:03:53,068 00:03:55,937 BY CREATING PROBLEMS THAT WE COULD DEAL WITH AS A COUPLE, BY CREATING PROBLEMS THAT WE COULD DEAL WITH AS A COUPLE,
65 00:03:56,004 00:03:59,373 I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN? I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN?
66 00:03:59,440 00:04:02,776 NAH. I HATE WEDDINGS. NAH. I HATE WEDDINGS.
67 00:04:02,876 00:04:04,111 -MMM... -MMM...
68 00:04:04,178 00:04:08,228 -UM...A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. -UM...A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
69 00:04:09,951 00:04:12,420 -MEANWHILE, IN A MYSTERIOUS SWAMP ON EARTH, -MEANWHILE, IN A MYSTERIOUS SWAMP ON EARTH,
70 00:04:12,453 00:04:17,453 A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IS UP TO NO GOOD. A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND IS UP TO NO GOOD.
71 00:04:18,225 00:04:20,628 SUMMONED TOGETHER BY A MYSTERIOUS HOST, SUMMONED TOGETHER BY A MYSTERIOUS HOST,
72 00:04:20,728 00:04:25,728 SOME 13 OF THE MOST SINISTER VILLAINS IN THE UNIVERSE. SOME 13 OF THE MOST SINISTER VILLAINS IN THE UNIVERSE.
73 00:04:26,701 00:04:28,136 - SO, WHO BE THE SCURVY DOG - SO, WHO BE THE SCURVY DOG
74 00:04:28,203 00:04:31,939 THAT SUMMONED US TO THIS VILLAINOUS CONVOCATION? THAT SUMMONED US TO THIS VILLAINOUS CONVOCATION?
75 00:04:31,972 00:04:32,707 BE IT YOU? BE IT YOU?
76 00:04:32,774 00:04:34,642 - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
77 00:04:34,742 00:04:36,978 I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
78 00:04:37,045 00:04:39,313 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST THING I REMBER AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE LAST THING I REMBER
79 00:04:39,413 00:04:40,715 BEFORE COMING HERE BEFORE COMING HERE
80 00:04:40,782 00:04:44,532 WAS BEING TURNED TO DUST. WAS BEING TURNED TO DUST.
81 00:04:46,721 00:04:49,323 CURSE YOU, DUCK DODGERS! CURSE YOU, DUCK DODGERS!
82 00:04:49,390 00:04:50,424 - DUCK DODGERS? - DUCK DODGERS?
83 00:04:50,491 00:04:51,459 - DUCK DODGERS? - DUCK DODGERS?
84 00:04:51,492 00:04:52,493 - DUCK DODGERS? - DUCK DODGERS?
85 00:04:52,560 00:04:54,295 - WHO IS THIS DUCK DODGERS? - WHO IS THIS DUCK DODGERS?
86 00:04:54,328 00:04:56,664 - HE'S THE MANGIEST, MOST LOWDOWNIEST - HE'S THE MANGIEST, MOST LOWDOWNIEST
87 00:04:56,764 00:04:58,599 SPACE HERO IN THE GALAXY. SPACE HERO IN THE GALAXY.
88 00:04:58,666 00:05:00,768 - AYE! DODGERS INFILTRATED ME CREW - AYE! DODGERS INFILTRATED ME CREW
89 00:05:00,835 00:05:02,170 AND SCUTTLED ME SHIP. AND SCUTTLED ME SHIP.
90 00:05:02,237 00:05:05,573 - HE REFUSED MY STALKING AND BROKE MY HEART. - HE REFUSED MY STALKING AND BROKE MY HEART.
91 00:05:05,640 00:05:07,508 - DODGERS OWES ME $5.00. - DODGERS OWES ME $5.00.
92 00:05:07,608 00:05:09,110 - OH, FATHER! - OH, FATHER!
93 00:05:09,177 00:05:13,614 - THIS DODGERS FELLOW SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY ARCHENEMY...SEAMAN. - THIS DODGERS FELLOW SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY ARCHENEMY...SEAMAN.
94 00:05:13,681 00:05:15,916 - ANYBODY EVERY HEAR OF SEAMAN? - ANYBODY EVERY HEAR OF SEAMAN?
95 00:05:15,983 00:05:17,518 - AYE, NO. - AYE, NO.
96 00:05:17,618 00:05:19,020 - OR THE BLACK EELL, FOR THAT MATTER? - OR THE BLACK EELL, FOR THAT MATTER?
97 00:05:19,087 00:05:21,089 - WHAT? OF COURSE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME. - WHAT? OF COURSE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.
98 00:05:21,156 00:05:24,025 I'M BLACK EELL, MASTER OF ALL THINGS AQUATIC... I'M BLACK EELL, MASTER OF ALL THINGS AQUATIC...
99 00:05:24,092 00:05:26,694 OR I WOULD BE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT INFERNAL SEAMAN! OR I WOULD BE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT INFERNAL SEAMAN!
100 00:05:26,794 00:05:28,362 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT BUILDING? - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT BUILDING?
101 00:05:28,462 00:05:32,333 - NEVER HEARD OF THE VARMINT. DOESN'T RING A BELL. - NEVER HEARD OF THE VARMINT. DOESN'T RING A BELL.
102 00:05:32,366 00:05:33,634 - YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED - YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
103 00:05:33,701 00:05:35,203 FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY
104 00:05:35,303 00:05:40,041 THAT WE MAY JOIN TOGETHER TO DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMY. THAT WE MAY JOIN TOGETHER TO DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMY.
105 00:05:40,141 00:05:43,778 YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED AT HIS HANDS. YOU HAVE ALL SUFFERED AT HIS HANDS.
106 00:05:43,845 00:05:48,845 - YOU BLASTED FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? - YOU BLASTED FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
107 00:05:49,383 00:05:52,886 - YEOW! - YEOW!
108 00:05:52,986 00:05:54,888 - AAH! - AAH!
109 00:05:54,988 00:05:58,459 - AAH! - AAH!
110 00:05:58,526 00:06:00,061 - CURSE YOU, SEAMAN! - CURSE YOU, SEAMAN!
111 00:06:00,161 00:06:03,664 - BUT ROBOTO HAS SUFFERED THE MOST. - BUT ROBOTO HAS SUFFERED THE MOST.
112 00:06:03,731 00:06:08,502 FRIEND, YOU STAY, I GO. FRIEND, YOU STAY, I GO.
113 00:06:08,569 00:06:10,519 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU.
114 00:06:18,579 00:06:21,129 - DODGERS FRIEND. - DODGERS FRIEND.
115 00:06:26,888 00:06:28,656 THAT IS WHY I HAVE INVITED YOU THAT IS WHY I HAVE INVITED YOU
116 00:06:28,723 00:06:33,523 TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. TO JOIN THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.
117 00:06:33,761 00:06:35,763 - LEGION OF DUCK DOOM? - LEGION OF DUCK DOOM?
118 00:06:35,863 00:06:38,099 - AYE. I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING, - AYE. I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING,
119 00:06:38,166 00:06:41,369 BUT IT DOES SEEM A TAD DERIVATIVE. BUT IT DOES SEEM A TAD DERIVATIVE.
120 00:06:41,435 00:06:42,537 - OH, OH, OH! - OH, OH, OH!
121 00:06:42,603 00:06:44,372 MAYBE WE COULD VOTE ON A NAME. MAYBE WE COULD VOTE ON A NAME.
122 00:06:44,438 00:06:45,907 - ORDER! ORDER! - ORDER! ORDER!
123 00:06:45,940 00:06:48,710 ROBOTO IS PAYING THE RENT ON SECRET LAIR. ROBOTO IS PAYING THE RENT ON SECRET LAIR.
124 00:06:48,776 00:06:52,047 ROBOTO LIKES LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. ROBOTO LIKES LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.
125 00:06:52,113 00:06:56,116 NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...LUNCH. ROBOTO SUGGESTS PIZZA. NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS...LUNCH. ROBOTO SUGGESTS PIZZA.
126 00:06:56,183 00:06:57,351 - I WANT HAMBURGER! - I WANT HAMBURGER!
127 00:06:57,418 00:06:58,753 - TOFU. - TOFU.
128 00:06:58,786 00:07:03,786 - HOW'S ABOUT SALT PORK AND RANCID BISCUITS? - HOW'S ABOUT SALT PORK AND RANCID BISCUITS?
129 00:07:03,925 00:07:05,927 - I'M G-GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, CAPTAIN. - I'M G-GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, CAPTAIN.
130 00:07:05,960 00:07:08,763 THIS WILL A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE. THIS WILL A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE.
131 00:07:08,796 00:07:11,266 - YEAH, YEAH, EDUCATIONAL. GUESS WHO I AM. - YEAH, YEAH, EDUCATIONAL. GUESS WHO I AM.
132 00:07:11,299 00:07:14,102 DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED, DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED,
133 00:07:14,135 00:07:16,238 AND I NEED YOU TO FIX EVERYTHING AND I NEED YOU TO FIX EVERYTHING
134 00:07:16,304 00:07:20,140 WHILE I SIT ON MY BIG FAT DUFF IN MY PLUSH OFFICE. WHILE I SIT ON MY BIG FAT DUFF IN MY PLUSH OFFICE.
135 00:07:20,207 00:07:21,309 - OH, EH, C-CAPTAIN... - OH, EH, C-CAPTAIN...
136 00:07:21,410 00:07:23,378 - CADET, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO INTERRUPT ME - CADET, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO INTERRUPT ME
137 00:07:23,445 00:07:27,582 WHILE I'M PONTIFICATING ON POINTLESS MINUTIAE. WHILE I'M PONTIFICATING ON POINTLESS MINUTIAE.
138 00:07:27,648 00:07:29,650 - POINTLESS MINUTIAE? - POINTLESS MINUTIAE?
139 00:07:29,717 00:07:31,419 BIG FAT DUFF? BIG FAT DUFF?
140 00:07:31,485 00:07:32,553 - CADET. - CADET.
141 00:07:32,620 00:07:33,821 - HA HA HA! D-DID I FORGET - HA HA HA! D-DID I FORGET
142 00:07:33,888 00:07:35,924 TO MENTION THAT DR. I.Q. HI TO MENTION THAT DR. I.Q. HI
143 00:07:35,990 00:07:37,426 WOULD BE D-D..., UH, JOING US TODAY? WOULD BE D-D..., UH, JOING US TODAY?
144 00:07:37,492 00:07:40,828 - MOTHER WARNED ME NOT TO MAJOR IN POINTLESS MINUTIAE. - MOTHER WARNED ME NOT TO MAJOR IN POINTLESS MINUTIAE.
145 00:07:40,929 00:07:42,997 - ROBOTO'S SPYCAM IS WORKING PERFECTLY. - ROBOTO'S SPYCAM IS WORKING PERFECTLY.
146 00:07:43,064 00:07:47,001 THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM IS GOING SPELUNKING. THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM IS GOING SPELUNKING.
147 00:07:47,102 00:07:49,904 - LATER, AT CARLSBAD CAVERNS... - LATER, AT CARLSBAD CAVERNS...
148 00:07:49,971 00:07:52,172 - I'LL BE LEADING OUR EXPLORATION OF THE HISTORIC - I'LL BE LEADING OUR EXPLORATION OF THE HISTORIC
149 00:07:52,273 00:07:54,008 C-CARLSBAD CAVERNS, C-CARLSBAD CAVERNS,
150 00:07:54,109 00:07:56,111 GIVING YOU INTERESTING GEOLOGICAL FACTS GIVING YOU INTERESTING GEOLOGICAL FACTS
151 00:07:56,177 00:07:59,247 AND READING EXCERPTS FROM M-MY NEW BOOK... AND READING EXCERPTS FROM M-MY NEW BOOK...
152 00:07:59,314 00:08:02,917 "THE STALACTITE WHO WANTED TO BE A STALAGMITE." "THE STALACTITE WHO WANTED TO BE A STALAGMITE."
153 00:08:02,984 00:08:04,185 - SOUNDS STUPID, HUH? - SOUNDS STUPID, HUH?
154 00:08:04,252 00:08:07,188 - SHH! IT'S AN ALBERRY AWARD-WINNER. - SHH! IT'S AN ALBERRY AWARD-WINNER.
155 00:08:07,289 00:08:09,690 - THEY'LL GIVE ANYTHING AN AWARD THESE DAYS. - THEY'LL GIVE ANYTHING AN AWARD THESE DAYS.
156 00:08:09,791 00:08:11,092 - IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, BOY-O, - IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, BOY-O,
157 00:08:11,159 00:08:14,195 I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE PIG'S TALE. I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE PIG'S TALE.
158 00:08:14,296 00:08:19,296 - ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY ST-ST-STAY CLOSE. - ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY ST-ST-STAY CLOSE.
159 00:08:22,369 00:08:25,673 - ROBOTO'S PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY. - ROBOTO'S PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY.
160 00:08:25,706 00:08:27,506 HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
161 00:08:30,979 00:08:32,814 - SURPRISINGLY, EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE - SURPRISINGLY, EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE
162 00:08:32,880 00:08:35,850 IS THE WORK OF A SINGLE ARCHITECT... IS THE WORK OF A SINGLE ARCHITECT...
163 00:08:35,883 00:08:39,387 W-WATER, THE GREATEST ARCHITECT ON EARTH. W-WATER, THE GREATEST ARCHITECT ON EARTH.
164 00:08:39,488 00:08:41,722 AND M-MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE NATURAL SPLENDOR OF AND M-MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE NATURAL SPLENDOR OF
165 00:08:41,823 00:08:44,558 CALCITE-BASED SUBTERRANEAN GEOLOGY CALCITE-BASED SUBTERRANEAN GEOLOGY
166 00:08:44,625 00:08:46,494 CAN BE FOUND IN M-MY NEW BOOK, CAN BE FOUND IN M-MY NEW BOOK,
167 00:08:46,560 00:08:48,896 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR L-LOCAL BOOKSTORE. NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR L-LOCAL BOOKSTORE.
168 00:08:48,997 00:08:51,899 - I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF COPIES STILL AVAILABLE. - I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF COPIES STILL AVAILABLE.
169 00:08:51,966 00:08:55,336 - CHAPTER ONE...A TALE OF 2 ROCK FORMATIONS. - CHAPTER ONE...A TALE OF 2 ROCK FORMATIONS.
170 00:08:55,402 00:08:56,704 "IT WAS THE BEST OF EONS. "IT WAS THE BEST OF EONS.
171 00:08:56,737 00:08:58,706 IT WAS TH-TH-THE WORST OF EONS." IT WAS TH-TH-THE WORST OF EONS."
172 00:08:58,739 00:09:00,908 - EXCUSE ROBOTO, BUT IT IS TIME. - EXCUSE ROBOTO, BUT IT IS TIME.
173 00:09:01,009 00:09:03,711 - OH! BUT THIS YARN'S JUST SET SAIL. - OH! BUT THIS YARN'S JUST SET SAIL.
174 00:09:03,744 00:09:05,180 - ROBOTO DID NOT SUMMON YOU - ROBOTO DID NOT SUMMON YOU
175 00:09:05,246 00:09:07,214 FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY FROM THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE GALAXY
176 00:09:07,247 00:09:09,249 FOR STORYTIME. FOR STORYTIME.
177 00:09:09,316 00:09:12,920 LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
178 00:09:13,021 00:09:14,488 - W-WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. - W-WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS.
179 00:09:14,555 00:09:15,890 PASS IT DOWN. PASS IT DOWN.
180 00:09:15,923 00:09:18,192 - WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. PASS IT DOWN. - WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS. PASS IT DOWN.
181 00:09:18,258 00:09:19,060 - RIGHT-O. - RIGHT-O.
182 00:09:19,093 00:09:22,763 WATCH OUT FOR... FALLING...ROCKS? WATCH OUT FOR... FALLING...ROCKS?
183 00:09:22,830 00:09:24,899 - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. THIS IS IT. - ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. THIS IS IT.
184 00:09:24,932 00:09:27,935 AT LAST...OUR MOMENT OF VENGEANCE HAS COME. AT LAST...OUR MOMENT OF VENGEANCE HAS COME.
185 00:09:28,002 00:09:33,002 CANASTA, SILVER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CANASTA, SILVER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
186 00:09:33,941 00:09:37,412 - EVERYBODY SHOULD T-TIE UP TO THE SAFETY ROPE. - EVERYBODY SHOULD T-TIE UP TO THE SAFETY ROPE.
187 00:09:37,445 00:09:41,248 - THE CADET WANTS US ALL TO TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER. - THE CADET WANTS US ALL TO TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER.
188 00:09:41,281 00:09:43,531 - SAFETY FIRST. - SAFETY FIRST.
189 00:09:47,187 00:09:51,225 - UHHH! - UHHH!
190 00:09:51,291 00:09:52,960 AHOY, ME BUCKO! AHOY, ME BUCKO!
191 00:09:53,061 00:09:56,796 THE ROPE, SHE WAS SLIPPERY AS TREE BARK. THE ROPE, SHE WAS SLIPPERY AS TREE BARK.
192 00:09:56,897 00:09:58,298 SORRY. SORRY.
193 00:09:58,399 00:10:02,369 - THERE. - THERE.
194 00:10:02,436 00:10:04,639 WHAT THE... WHAT THE...
195 00:10:04,739 00:10:08,643 HEY, I.Q., WHAT THE...HUH? HEY, I.Q., WHAT THE...HUH?
196 00:10:08,709 00:10:11,946 STUPID SAFETY ROPE GOT SNAGGED ON A ROCK ALREADY. STUPID SAFETY ROPE GOT SNAGGED ON A ROCK ALREADY.
197 00:10:11,980 00:10:14,048 THEY SHOULD CALL IT AN UNSAFETY ROPE. THEY SHOULD CALL IT AN UNSAFETY ROPE.
198 00:10:14,115 00:10:16,818 I MEAN, WHAT'S SO SAFE ABOUT ROPE, ANYWAY? I MEAN, WHAT'S SO SAFE ABOUT ROPE, ANYWAY?
199 00:10:16,918 00:10:18,152 RIGHT, I.Q.? RIGHT, I.Q.?
200 00:10:18,218 00:10:19,421 HELP... HELP...
201 00:10:19,488 00:10:21,756 - HE PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF LOOSE HOURS AGO. - HE PROBABLY CUT HIMSELF LOOSE HOURS AGO.
202 00:10:21,823 00:10:24,159 - DON'T CUT THE ROPE. - DON'T CUT THE ROPE.
203 00:10:24,225 00:10:28,275 - OH, CADET! WHERE ARE YOU? - OH, CADET! WHERE ARE YOU?
204 00:10:36,938 00:10:40,008 WHAT'S THE MATTER? BABY CAN'T REACH? WHAT'S THE MATTER? BABY CAN'T REACH?
205 00:10:40,074 00:10:42,610 I ONCE HAD A LITTLE BOY JUST LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW. I ONCE HAD A LITTLE BOY JUST LIKE YOU, YOU KNOW.
206 00:10:42,677 00:10:43,644 - REALLY? - REALLY?
207 00:10:43,678 00:10:45,013 - OH, YEAH. HE WAS... - OH, YEAH. HE WAS...
208 00:10:45,079 00:10:46,614 WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, HE WAS ACTUALLY WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, HE WAS ACTUALLY
209 00:10:46,681 00:10:49,184 A PLASTIC DINOSAUR. A PLASTIC DINOSAUR.
210 00:10:49,250 00:10:50,685 BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HIM, BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HIM,
211 00:10:50,785 00:10:54,189 WITH THAT SWANLIKE NECK OF YOURS. WITH THAT SWANLIKE NECK OF YOURS.
212 00:10:54,255 00:10:55,690 - DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE - DOES ANYONE HAVE A PLAN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE
213 00:10:55,790 00:10:57,792 DROPPING HEAVY OBJECTS? DROPPING HEAVY OBJECTS?
214 00:10:57,859 00:10:59,194 - I DO. - I DO.
215 00:10:59,294 00:11:02,030 BEHOLD MY INSTANT STAWACTITE/STAWAGMITE MAKER. BEHOLD MY INSTANT STAWACTITE/STAWAGMITE MAKER.
216 00:11:02,130 00:11:03,031 - HOW DOES IT WORK? - HOW DOES IT WORK?
217 00:11:03,131 00:11:04,532 - I SIMPLY PWESS THIS BUTTON - I SIMPLY PWESS THIS BUTTON
218 00:11:04,598 00:11:08,036 TO ACTIVATE THE MECHANISM. TO ACTIVATE THE MECHANISM.
219 00:11:08,136 00:11:13,041 - OK, EVERYBODY JUST... DO SOMETHING. - OK, EVERYBODY JUST... DO SOMETHING.
220 00:11:13,141 00:11:15,610 - WATER. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME WATER. - WATER. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME WATER.
221 00:11:15,677 00:11:18,713 - ALL OF YOUR SCHEMES DON'T HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED. - ALL OF YOUR SCHEMES DON'T HAVE TO BE WATER-BASED.
222 00:11:18,779 00:11:20,881 - THINK OUTSIDE OF THE TANK. - THINK OUTSIDE OF THE TANK.
223 00:11:20,981 00:11:22,317 RIGHT! RIGHT!
224 00:11:22,384 00:11:24,685 - AND THAT BRINGS US TO TH-TH-THE LARGEST OF - AND THAT BRINGS US TO TH-TH-THE LARGEST OF
225 00:11:24,719 00:11:25,686 THE CAVERNS, THE CAVERNS,
226 00:11:25,720 00:11:27,288 THE GRAND HALL. THE GRAND HALL.
227 00:11:27,355 00:11:30,558 THE WEIGHT OF THE ENTIRE CEILING RESTS ON THESE 3 PILLARS, THE WEIGHT OF THE ENTIRE CEILING RESTS ON THESE 3 PILLARS,
228 00:11:30,658 00:11:34,962 KNOWN AS THE ANDREWS SISTERS. KNOWN AS THE ANDREWS SISTERS.
229 00:11:35,029 00:11:38,298 - HELLO! CADET, WHERE ARE YOU? - HELLO! CADET, WHERE ARE YOU?
230 00:11:38,365 00:11:39,967 CADET! OHH. CADET! OHH.
231 00:11:40,034 00:11:44,239 WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS BORING LECTURE. WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS BORING LECTURE.
232 00:11:44,339 00:11:47,842 SOMETHING'S NOT...I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING'S NOT...I DON'T KNOW.
233 00:11:47,909 00:11:52,259 A WORTHLESS OLD RUSTY WASHER. A WORTHLESS OLD RUSTY WASHER.
234 00:11:56,650 00:11:58,819 NOW, THAT'S AN INTERESTING FORMATION. NOW, THAT'S AN INTERESTING FORMATION.
235 00:11:58,886 00:12:00,688 - I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE! - I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!
236 00:12:00,755 00:12:02,424 WATCH OUT, DODGERS! WATCH OUT, DODGERS!
237 00:12:02,524 00:12:04,592 - I'M FEELING A BIT LISTLESS LATELY. - I'M FEELING A BIT LISTLESS LATELY.
238 00:12:04,692 00:12:07,928 WHAT I NEED IS EXERCISE. WHAT I NEED IS EXERCISE.
239 00:12:08,028 00:12:09,496 WHAT?! WHAT?!
240 00:12:09,563 00:12:10,497 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
241 00:12:10,564 00:12:11,766 - ONE. - ONE.
242 00:12:11,832 00:12:14,368 MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE SEAMAN A CALL. MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE SEAMAN A CALL.
243 00:12:14,435 00:12:18,506 HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH!
244 00:12:18,573 00:12:23,573 - YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS TIME, DODGERS. - YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS TIME, DODGERS.
245 00:12:23,844 00:12:27,181 - OH, BOY, THIS IS BAD. - OH, BOY, THIS IS BAD.
246 00:12:27,248 00:12:29,216 - AND THAT, MY FELLOW SP-SP-SPELUNKERS, - AND THAT, MY FELLOW SP-SP-SPELUNKERS,
247 00:12:29,283 00:12:32,133 CONCLUDES OUR TOUR. CONCLUDES OUR TOUR.
248 00:12:34,521 00:12:36,624 - YEAH. THAT WHOLE ROPE IDEA - YEAH. THAT WHOLE ROPE IDEA
249 00:12:36,724 00:12:38,259 WAS KIND OF A BUST, HUH? WAS KIND OF A BUST, HUH?
250 00:12:38,293 00:12:40,861 - CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER! - CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!
251 00:12:40,928 00:12:43,364 - SHE HOLDING UP THE WHOLE CEILING? - SHE HOLDING UP THE WHOLE CEILING?
252 00:12:43,431 00:12:45,933 - D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF OUR PARTY? - D-DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF OUR PARTY?
253 00:12:45,967 00:12:48,636 - NOPE, BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. - NOPE, BUT I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
254 00:12:48,736 00:12:50,437 THEY HAVE EACH OTHER. THEY HAVE EACH OTHER.
255 00:12:50,471 00:12:51,438 - AHH... - AHH...
256 00:12:51,472 00:12:52,807 - TO EAT, I MEAN. - TO EAT, I MEAN.
257 00:12:52,873 00:12:53,774 - URGH! - URGH!
258 00:12:53,808 00:12:55,776 - YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD. - YOU'RE DOING REAL GOOD.
259 00:12:55,810 00:12:59,147 - GOOD? SHE'S TOTALLY AWESOME! - GOOD? SHE'S TOTALLY AWESOME!
260 00:12:59,247 00:13:00,815 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN - YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
261 00:13:00,915 00:13:05,865 ON A SP-SP-SPELUNKING EXPEDITION. ON A SP-SP-SPELUNKING EXPEDITION.
262 00:13:06,487 00:13:09,556 OR THAT. OR THAT.
263 00:13:09,623 00:13:13,495 - OR THAT! - OR THAT!
264 00:13:13,495 00:13:15,896 - I'M BORED. HEY, CADET, YOU WANT - I'M BORED. HEY, CADET, YOU WANT
265 00:13:15,963 00:13:16,897 TO GO BOWLING? TO GO BOWLING?
266 00:13:16,964 00:13:18,132 - OH...NO. - OH...NO.
267 00:13:18,233 00:13:19,668 - MAYBE I.Q. WOULD LIKE TO GO. - MAYBE I.Q. WOULD LIKE TO GO.
268 00:13:19,768 00:13:22,337 - NOBODY'S HEARD FROM HIM SINCE OUR SPELUNKING TRIP. - NOBODY'S HEARD FROM HIM SINCE OUR SPELUNKING TRIP.
269 00:13:22,437 00:13:25,640 - A LITTLE HELP HERE. ANYBODY? - A LITTLE HELP HERE. ANYBODY?
270 00:13:25,741 00:13:27,641 - WH-WH-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP THE COMMANDER'S OFFER - WH-WH-WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP THE COMMANDER'S OFFER
271 00:13:27,675 00:13:29,477 TO BE HIS B-BEST MAN? TO BE HIS B-BEST MAN?
272 00:13:29,578 00:13:31,145 TH-TH-THEY'LL HAVE CAKE AT THE WEDDING. TH-TH-THEY'LL HAVE CAKE AT THE WEDDING.
273 00:13:31,179 00:13:33,147 - CAKE? WHY DIDN'T - CAKE? WHY DIDN'T
274 00:13:33,248 00:13:35,016 SOMEBODY SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! SOMEBODY SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
275 00:13:35,116 00:13:38,353 MARTIAN, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER FOR THAT BEST MAN THING, MARTIAN, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER FOR THAT BEST MAN THING,
276 00:13:38,453 00:13:39,987 PROVIDED THERE'S CAKE AND ALL. PROVIDED THERE'S CAKE AND ALL.
277 00:13:40,088 00:13:41,322 - OH, GOODY. - OH, GOODY.
278 00:13:41,356 00:13:42,591 - JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE, - JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU NEED DONE,
279 00:13:42,657 00:13:46,627 AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE CADET DOES IT. AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE CADET DOES IT.
280 00:13:46,660 00:13:47,995 OH, MAKE SURE THE WEDDING CAKE IS OH, MAKE SURE THE WEDDING CAKE IS
281 00:13:48,096 00:13:50,031 CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY FILLING! CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY FILLING!
282 00:13:50,131 00:13:51,433 DODGERS OUT. DODGERS OUT.
283 00:13:51,499 00:13:53,935 I THINK I HANDLED THAT CAKE THING PRETTY WELL. I THINK I HANDLED THAT CAKE THING PRETTY WELL.
284 00:13:54,001 00:13:57,338 - GOOD NEWS! DODGERS IS THE BEST MAN. - GOOD NEWS! DODGERS IS THE BEST MAN.
285 00:13:57,439 00:13:59,674 - INTERESTING...THAT'S WHAT I USED TO THINK. - INTERESTING...THAT'S WHAT I USED TO THINK.
286 00:13:59,708 00:14:03,478 - I'LL BET HE'S PLANNING MY BACHELOR PARTY RIGHT NOW. - I'LL BET HE'S PLANNING MY BACHELOR PARTY RIGHT NOW.
287 00:14:03,511 00:14:05,146 - LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME - LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME
288 00:14:05,179 00:14:06,481 FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY, CADET. FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY, CADET.
289 00:14:06,514 00:14:08,116 - WH-WH-WHAT ABOUT THE MARTIAN COMMANDER? - WH-WH-WHAT ABOUT THE MARTIAN COMMANDER?
290 00:14:08,182 00:14:11,786 - HE'S NOT A BACHELOR. HE'S GETTING MARRIED! - HE'S NOT A BACHELOR. HE'S GETTING MARRIED!
291 00:14:11,852 00:14:13,354 NOW, YOU BLOW UP THE BALLOONS NOW, YOU BLOW UP THE BALLOONS
292 00:14:13,455 00:14:17,792 WHILE I MAKE THE FINGER SANDWICHES. WHILE I MAKE THE FINGER SANDWICHES.
293 00:14:17,858 00:14:19,360 - WE OUGHT TO HIJACK SOME SHIPS - WE OUGHT TO HIJACK SOME SHIPS
294 00:14:19,461 00:14:21,496 AND ATTACK DODGERS WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT! AND ATTACK DODGERS WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT!
295 00:14:21,529 00:14:24,698 - WE SHOULD LURE DODGERS INTO A BLACK HOLE! - WE SHOULD LURE DODGERS INTO A BLACK HOLE!
296 00:14:24,799 00:14:27,969 - ARR! ALL'S I NEED IS A PLANK. - ARR! ALL'S I NEED IS A PLANK.
297 00:14:28,035 00:14:30,071 AND A SHIP. AND A SHIP.
298 00:14:30,171 00:14:32,240 OH, AND AN OCEAN. OH, AND AN OCEAN.
299 00:14:32,340 00:14:33,741 AYE, AND A PIRATE CREW. AYE, AND A PIRATE CREW.
300 00:14:33,841 00:14:38,841 - ROBOTO HAS A BETTER IDEA. HA HA HA HA. - ROBOTO HAS A BETTER IDEA. HA HA HA HA.
301 00:14:46,554 00:14:50,891 - UH...WHAT IN TARNATION ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT? - UH...WHAT IN TARNATION ARE WE LAUGHING ABOUT?
302 00:14:50,992 00:14:52,393 - THIS. - THIS.
303 00:14:52,427 00:14:54,729 ROBOTO ALWAYS HAS A METEOR FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. ROBOTO ALWAYS HAS A METEOR FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
304 00:14:54,763 00:14:57,732 THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM WILL USE THIS REMOTE CONTROL THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM WILL USE THIS REMOTE CONTROL
305 00:14:57,833 00:15:01,603 TO SEND METEOR TO MARS AND CRUSH DUCK DODGERS! TO SEND METEOR TO MARS AND CRUSH DUCK DODGERS!
306 00:15:01,703 00:15:04,538 THEN LEGION WILL HELP THEMSELVES TO CAKE. THEN LEGION WILL HELP THEMSELVES TO CAKE.
307 00:15:04,571 00:15:06,741 YES! YES!
308 00:15:06,775 00:15:11,775 - LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER... - LATER THAT NIGHT, IN THE QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER...
309 00:15:24,591 00:15:27,141 - DODGERS FRIEND. - DODGERS FRIEND.
310 00:15:36,304 00:15:41,209 - I LOVE ME, TOO. - I LOVE ME, TOO.
311 00:15:41,275 00:15:44,645 - OK, EVERYBODY, ROBOTO NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION. - OK, EVERYBODY, ROBOTO NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION.
312 00:15:44,745 00:15:46,614 ROBOTO MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HASTY ROBOTO MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HASTY
313 00:15:46,648 00:15:49,250 WHEN HE FORMED THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM. WHEN HE FORMED THE LEGION OF DUCK DOOM.
314 00:15:49,283 00:15:51,118 ROBOTO WAS ANGRY WITH DODGERS. ROBOTO WAS ANGRY WITH DODGERS.
315 00:15:51,152 00:15:53,655 IN FACT, ROBOTO WAS SO BLINDED BY ANGER, IN FACT, ROBOTO WAS SO BLINDED BY ANGER,
316 00:15:53,755 00:15:55,991 ALL ROBOTO COULD THINK ABOUT WAS REVENGE, ALL ROBOTO COULD THINK ABOUT WAS REVENGE,
317 00:15:56,091 00:16:01,091 BUT ROBOTO NOW REALIZES THAT DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND. BUT ROBOTO NOW REALIZES THAT DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.
318 00:16:01,996 00:16:05,299 SO, ANYWAY, ROBOTO THINKS LEGION OF DUCK DOOM SO, ANYWAY, ROBOTO THINKS LEGION OF DUCK DOOM
319 00:16:05,333 00:16:07,001 SHOULD CALL OFF METEOR SHOULD CALL OFF METEOR
320 00:16:07,101 00:16:12,051 AND HAVE BREAKFAST ON ROBOTO, OK? AND HAVE BREAKFAST ON ROBOTO, OK?
321 00:16:12,574 00:16:14,075 - WE'RE STICKING WITH THE PLAN. - WE'RE STICKING WITH THE PLAN.
322 00:16:14,141 00:16:19,013 THIS TIME, DODGERS DOESN'T GET AWAY. THIS TIME, DODGERS DOESN'T GET AWAY.
323 00:16:19,113 00:16:22,283 GET HIM! GET HIM!
324 00:16:22,316 00:16:24,819 - ROBOTO MUST SAVE DODGERS. - ROBOTO MUST SAVE DODGERS.
325 00:16:24,853 00:16:28,155 - AYE! WHERE'S THAT SCURVY-HORNED SWAGGARD - AYE! WHERE'S THAT SCURVY-HORNED SWAGGARD
326 00:16:28,189 00:16:29,257 THINK HE'S GOING? THINK HE'S GOING?
327 00:16:29,323 00:16:31,125 - HE'S OFF TO SAVE DODGERS! - HE'S OFF TO SAVE DODGERS!
328 00:16:31,158 00:16:33,928 - HEY, LOOK. HE LEFT HIS BASE BEHIND. - HEY, LOOK. HE LEFT HIS BASE BEHIND.
329 00:16:33,994 00:16:35,496 - CHECK HIS POCKETS FOR MONEY! - CHECK HIS POCKETS FOR MONEY!
330 00:16:35,597 00:16:37,798 HE DID OFFER TO PAY FOR BREAKFAST! HE DID OFFER TO PAY FOR BREAKFAST!
331 00:16:37,831 00:16:39,167 - YEAH...BACON AND EGGS. - YEAH...BACON AND EGGS.
332 00:16:39,267 00:16:40,168 - PANCAKES. - PANCAKES.
333 00:16:40,268 00:16:43,171 - HOW ABOUT WAFFLES? - HOW ABOUT WAFFLES?
334 00:16:43,204 00:16:48,204 - MEANWHILE, AT THE MARTIAN WEDDING... - MEANWHILE, AT THE MARTIAN WEDDING...
335 00:16:49,143 00:16:50,512 - AREN'T YOU GLAD WE RESOLVED - AREN'T YOU GLAD WE RESOLVED
336 00:16:50,612 00:16:52,480 OUR AQUATIC DIFFERENCES, BLACK EELL? OUR AQUATIC DIFFERENCES, BLACK EELL?
337 00:16:52,514 00:16:56,284 - YES, I SUPPOSE I AM, SEAMAN. - YES, I SUPPOSE I AM, SEAMAN.
338 00:16:56,351 00:16:59,287 - STICKING WITH THAT HAT, HUH? - STICKING WITH THAT HAT, HUH?
339 00:16:59,354 00:17:04,354 BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF WEDDING CAKE. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE OUT OF WEDDING CAKE.
340 00:17:08,030 00:17:12,700 - ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN? - ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
341 00:17:12,733 00:17:15,203 - WHO? - WHO?
342 00:17:15,236 00:17:16,738 - DEARLY BELOVED, - DEARLY BELOVED,
343 00:17:16,838 00:17:19,507 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN THIS MARS MAN... WE ARE GATHERED HERE TO JOIN THIS MARS MAN...
344 00:17:19,541 00:17:22,010 - I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. - REALLY? - I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK. - REALLY?
345 00:17:22,044 00:17:24,845 - THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE - THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING WRONG WITH THOSE
346 00:17:24,879 00:17:26,915 182 PIECES OF CAKE. 182 PIECES OF CAKE.
347 00:17:27,015 00:17:29,250 - HE JUST NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION. - HE JUST NEEDS IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.
348 00:17:29,350 00:17:30,719 PLEASE CONTINUE. PLEASE CONTINUE.
349 00:17:30,752 00:17:34,822 - DO YOU, QUEEN OF MARS, TAKE THIS, UH, MARTIAN - DO YOU, QUEEN OF MARS, TAKE THIS, UH, MARTIAN
350 00:17:34,889 00:17:37,925 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL HUSBAND? TO BE YOUR LAWFUL HUSBAND?
351 00:17:38,025 00:17:39,894 - WHAT? - ROBOTO IS HERE - WHAT? - ROBOTO IS HERE
352 00:17:39,994 00:17:40,895 TO SAVE DODGERS. TO SAVE DODGERS.
353 00:17:40,995 00:17:42,764 DODGERS IS IN GRAVE DANGER. DODGERS IS IN GRAVE DANGER.
354 00:17:42,864 00:17:44,532 - YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE CART? - YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S WITH THE CART?
355 00:17:44,566 00:17:45,933 - IT'S A DESIGN FLAW. - IT'S A DESIGN FLAW.
356 00:17:46,033 00:17:47,402 EVERY TIME ROBOTO FLIES AWAY, EVERY TIME ROBOTO FLIES AWAY,
357 00:17:47,435 00:17:49,404 ROBOTO HAS TO LEAVE BASE BEHIND. ROBOTO HAS TO LEAVE BASE BEHIND.
358 00:17:49,437 00:17:50,405 BUT THAT NOT MATTER NOW. BUT THAT NOT MATTER NOW.
359 00:17:50,438 00:17:52,039 WHAT MATTERS IS DODGERS' SAFETY. WHAT MATTERS IS DODGERS' SAFETY.
360 00:17:52,073 00:17:54,742 DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND. DODGERS IS ROBOTO'S FRIEND.
361 00:17:54,842 00:17:55,743 - DO I KNOW YOU? - DO I KNOW YOU?
362 00:17:55,843 00:17:57,078 - SEE HERE! - SEE HERE!
363 00:17:57,111 00:17:58,446 - ROBOTO IS SORRY, BUT ROBOTO IS - ROBOTO IS SORRY, BUT ROBOTO IS
364 00:17:58,546 00:18:00,714 IN QUITE A RUSH TO SAVE DODGERS. IN QUITE A RUSH TO SAVE DODGERS.
365 00:18:00,748 00:18:02,583 - FROM WHOM? - FROM WHOM?
366 00:18:02,616 00:18:05,186 HUH? HUH?
367 00:18:05,253 00:18:06,421 - FROM US! - FROM US!
368 00:18:06,521 00:18:08,690 - SORRY. STILL NOT RINGING ANY BELLS. - SORRY. STILL NOT RINGING ANY BELLS.
369 00:18:08,757 00:18:10,891 - WE'RE TAKING THE DUCK AND TAKING OUT - WE'RE TAKING THE DUCK AND TAKING OUT
370 00:18:10,925 00:18:12,927 ANYBODY WHO GETS IN OUR WAY. ANYBODY WHO GETS IN OUR WAY.
371 00:18:13,027 00:18:14,763 - DODGERS NOT GOING ANYWHERE. - DODGERS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
372 00:18:14,863 00:18:17,398 - YEAH! I JUST FOUND SOME MORE CAKE HERE. - YEAH! I JUST FOUND SOME MORE CAKE HERE.
373 00:18:17,432 00:18:19,700 - IF YOU WANT DODGERS, YOU MUST GO THROUGH - IF YOU WANT DODGERS, YOU MUST GO THROUGH
374 00:18:19,767 00:18:21,269 ROBOTO FIRST. ROBOTO FIRST.
375 00:18:21,369 00:18:22,938 - AND TH-TH-THE CADET. - AND TH-TH-THE CADET.
376 00:18:22,971 00:18:27,971 - TO INSPIRE SUCH LOYALTY, DODGERS TRULY IS THE BEST MAN! - TO INSPIRE SUCH LOYALTY, DODGERS TRULY IS THE BEST MAN!
377 00:18:28,643 00:18:31,813 - WE'RE AT THE SAME WEDDING, RIGHT? - WE'RE AT THE SAME WEDDING, RIGHT?
378 00:18:31,913 00:18:35,316 FINE. I GUESS THE GROOM WILL ASSIST THE BEST MAN. FINE. I GUESS THE GROOM WILL ASSIST THE BEST MAN.
379 00:18:35,416 00:18:37,816 - THANKS, BUDDY. - THANKS, BUDDY.
380 00:18:51,165 00:18:53,501 - WHOA-OH-OH-OH! - WHOA-OH-OH-OH!
381 00:18:53,601 00:18:55,002 - THAT'LL WARN YOU. - THAT'LL WARN YOU.
382 00:18:55,102 00:18:57,639 ROBOTO NOT WARN YOU AGAIN. ROBOTO NOT WARN YOU AGAIN.
383 00:18:57,739 00:19:00,642 - HEY, SAVE YOUR BREATH, YOU SCURVY MACHINE! - HEY, SAVE YOUR BREATH, YOU SCURVY MACHINE!
384 00:19:00,742 00:19:03,110 YOU'RE NOT MATCH FOR THIS DOOHICKEY. YOU'RE NOT MATCH FOR THIS DOOHICKEY.
385 00:19:03,144 00:19:08,144 SHE MAKES WHIRLPOOLS AT 3 DIFFERENT SPEEDS. SHE MAKES WHIRLPOOLS AT 3 DIFFERENT SPEEDS.
386 00:19:08,750 00:19:10,318 - HEY, GO EASY ON THE WEDDING PRESENTS. - HEY, GO EASY ON THE WEDDING PRESENTS.
387 00:19:10,351 00:19:11,853 I'M TAKING THOSE. I'M TAKING THOSE.
388 00:19:11,953 00:19:15,323 - SO, YOU WANT SOME WEDDING PRESENTS, DO YOU? - SO, YOU WANT SOME WEDDING PRESENTS, DO YOU?
389 00:19:15,423 00:19:16,658 - WELL, I AM THE BEST MAN. - WELL, I AM THE BEST MAN.
390 00:19:16,758 00:19:18,827 I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO THE PRESENTS. I THINK I'M ENTITLED TO THE PRESENTS.
391 00:19:18,860 00:19:23,860 - HOW ABOUT SOME RAZOR-SHARP SILVERWARE? - HOW ABOUT SOME RAZOR-SHARP SILVERWARE?
392 00:19:24,432 00:19:25,833 - MOTHER. - MOTHER.
393 00:19:25,933 00:19:29,537 HEY, LAMB KABOB. PRETTY FANCY. HEY, LAMB KABOB. PRETTY FANCY.
394 00:19:29,637 00:19:34,637 HEY, METAL TRAY COVERS. PRETTY FANCY. HEY, METAL TRAY COVERS. PRETTY FANCY.
395 00:19:34,843 00:19:37,945 - PLEASE MISS ME. PLEASE MISS ME. - PLEASE MISS ME. PLEASE MISS ME.
396 00:19:38,012 00:19:39,980 HEY, THEY MISSED ME! HEY, THEY MISSED ME!
397 00:19:40,014 00:19:41,282 THAT MISSED ME, TOO. THAT MISSED ME, TOO.
398 00:19:41,349 00:19:42,183 - MY TURN! - MY TURN!
399 00:19:42,283 00:19:44,686 - WHEN'S MY TURN? - WHEN'S MY TURN?
400 00:19:44,719 00:19:49,719 - OHH...THAT LAMB'S NOT SITTING SO WELL. - OHH...THAT LAMB'S NOT SITTING SO WELL.
401 00:19:50,692 00:19:54,796 - WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY HAT? - WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY HAT?
402 00:19:54,863 00:19:57,465 - UH...HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? - UH...HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?
403 00:19:57,532 00:19:59,367 ALL I SEE ARE CLOUDS. ALL I SEE ARE CLOUDS.
404 00:19:59,467 00:20:00,869 - AVAST, YE TIN MENACE! - AVAST, YE TIN MENACE!
405 00:20:00,902 00:20:05,306 LET'S SEE YOU GIVE THE SLIP TO A MICROWAVE OVEN! LET'S SEE YOU GIVE THE SLIP TO A MICROWAVE OVEN!
406 00:20:05,373 00:20:07,007 - MICROWAVE? - MICROWAVE?
407 00:20:07,041 00:20:08,309 - WHY IS THAT CLOUD ON FIRE - WHY IS THAT CLOUD ON FIRE
408 00:20:08,376 00:20:09,978 AND MOVING TOWARDS US REALLY QUICKLY? AND MOVING TOWARDS US REALLY QUICKLY?
409 00:20:10,045 00:20:13,381 - THAT'S NOT A CLOUD. THAT'S A METEOR! - THAT'S NOT A CLOUD. THAT'S A METEOR!
410 00:20:13,414 00:20:15,717 - BLIMEY! METEOR, DEAD AHEAD! - BLIMEY! METEOR, DEAD AHEAD!
411 00:20:15,817 00:20:17,218 - SH-SH-SHIVER ME TIMBERS! - SH-SH-SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
412 00:20:17,318 00:20:22,318 - ROBOTO CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING...AGAIN. - ROBOTO CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING...AGAIN.
413 00:20:25,226 00:20:29,564 ROBOTO SAVE DODGERS...AGAIN. ROBOTO SAVE DODGERS...AGAIN.
414 00:20:29,664 00:20:31,199 - HAVE WE MET? WAIT. - HAVE WE MET? WAIT.
415 00:20:31,233 00:20:36,233 DID YOU USED TO HAVE LONG HAIR AND DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO? DID YOU USED TO HAVE LONG HAIR AND DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO?
416 00:20:44,746 00:20:49,746 DID YOU USED TO DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO? DID YOU USED TO DRIVE A BLACK CAMARO?
417 00:20:50,084 00:20:52,634 - DODGERS FRIEND. - DODGERS FRIEND.
418 00:21:05,266 00:21:06,968 - SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THAT GUY? - SERIOUSLY, WHO WAS THAT GUY?
419 00:21:07,068 00:21:09,604 - NOW, IF YOU INTERLOPERS DON'T MIND, - NOW, IF YOU INTERLOPERS DON'T MIND,
420 00:21:09,637 00:21:11,439 WE HAVE A WEDDING TO FINISH. WE HAVE A WEDDING TO FINISH.
421 00:21:11,539 00:21:12,941 - NO, WE DON'T. - NO, WE DON'T.
422 00:21:13,041 00:21:15,443 I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU, COMMANDER. I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU, COMMANDER.
423 00:21:15,543 00:21:17,745 I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DODGERS. I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR DODGERS.
424 00:21:17,779 00:21:19,313 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, EXACTLY. I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, EXACTLY.
425 00:21:19,413 00:21:23,117 HE JUST HAS THIS QUALITY, THIS POWER, THIS PRESENCE HE JUST HAS THIS QUALITY, THIS POWER, THIS PRESENCE
426 00:21:23,217 00:21:24,786 THAT I FIND IRRESISTIBLE. THAT I FIND IRRESISTIBLE.
427 00:21:24,819 00:21:27,622 ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT MY FEELINGS FOR DODGERS ARE REAL ALL I KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT MY FEELINGS FOR DODGERS ARE REAL
428 00:21:27,655 00:21:32,092 AND THAT, DEEP DOWN, HE HAS THE SAME FEELINGS FOR ME. AND THAT, DEEP DOWN, HE HAS THE SAME FEELINGS FOR ME.
429 00:21:32,126 00:21:34,095 - WHOA! BACK OFF, SISTER. - WHOA! BACK OFF, SISTER.
430 00:21:34,129 00:21:35,797 NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT DUCK DODGERS IS NOTHING PERSONAL, BUT DUCK DODGERS IS
431 00:21:35,897 00:21:37,665 STRICTLY BACHELOR MATERIAL. STRICTLY BACHELOR MATERIAL.
432 00:21:37,765 00:21:41,136 WHY DO YOU THINK I THREW MYSELF THAT BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT? WHY DO YOU THINK I THREW MYSELF THAT BACHELOR PARTY LAST NIGHT?
433 00:21:41,169 00:21:44,505 - THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BACHELOR PARTY! - THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BACHELOR PARTY!
434 00:21:44,605 00:21:46,141 - HA HA HA! OH, BOY. - HA HA HA! OH, BOY.
435 00:21:46,241 00:21:48,976 YOU PEOPLE REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BACHELOR PARTIES, YOU PEOPLE REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND BACHELOR PARTIES,
436 00:21:49,009 00:21:49,644 DO YOU? DO YOU?
437 00:21:49,744 00:21:50,778 DON'T WORRY, QUEEN. DON'T WORRY, QUEEN.
438 00:21:50,812 00:21:52,146 SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND A FELLOW SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND A FELLOW
439 00:21:52,246 00:21:54,148 WHO'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME... WHO'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME...
440 00:21:54,181 00:21:56,651 IF YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD BY THEN. IF YOU'RE NOT TOO OLD BY THEN.
441 00:21:56,751 00:21:59,988 - YOU WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO REGRET THOSE WORDS. - YOU WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO REGRET THOSE WORDS.
442 00:22:00,088 00:22:03,491 THE TRUCE BETWEEN MARS AND EARTH IS OFFICIALLY OVER! THE TRUCE BETWEEN MARS AND EARTH IS OFFICIALLY OVER!
443 00:22:03,524 00:22:07,162 CENTURIONS, SEIZE THE EARTHLING INTRUDERS! CENTURIONS, SEIZE THE EARTHLING INTRUDERS!
444 00:22:07,195 00:22:10,164 - CADET, GRAB ALL THE FOOD AND GIFTS YOU CAN CARRY, - CADET, GRAB ALL THE FOOD AND GIFTS YOU CAN CARRY,
445 00:22:10,197 00:22:11,599 AND MEET ME AT THE SHIP. AND MEET ME AT THE SHIP.
446 00:22:11,666 00:22:13,001 - OH, GOOD THINKING, CAPTAIN. - OH, GOOD THINKING, CAPTAIN.
447 00:22:13,034 00:22:18,034 I CAN B-B...RUN LIKE THE WIND IN THIS CHAIR. I CAN B-B...RUN LIKE THE WIND IN THIS CHAIR.
448 00:22:19,607 00:22:21,943 - I DESPISE YOU, BLACK EELL. - I DESPISE YOU, BLACK EELL.
449 00:22:22,010 00:22:25,013 - I DESPISE YOU MORE, SEAMAN! - I DESPISE YOU MORE, SEAMAN!
450 00:22:25,046 00:22:28,782 - I'M JUST GLAD THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL. - I'M JUST GLAD THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.