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1 00:00:06,040 00:00:11,679 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:14,282 00:00:17,251 * BUT HOW WOULD * * BUT HOW WOULD *
3 00:00:17,318 00:00:22,323 * THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
4 00:00:22,390 00:00:28,496 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
5 00:00:31,632 00:00:36,770 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
6 00:00:38,772 00:00:44,745 * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY *
7 00:00:48,082 00:00:53,721 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
8 00:01:14,242 00:01:15,676 - THE WAR BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS - THE WAR BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS
9 00:01:15,743 00:01:18,246 HAS BEEN RAGING FOR OVER 200 YEARS. HAS BEEN RAGING FOR OVER 200 YEARS.
10 00:01:18,312 00:01:19,880 - BUT TODAY, THERE'S NEW HOPE - BUT TODAY, THERE'S NEW HOPE
11 00:01:19,947 00:01:23,184 THAT THE CONFLICT MAY FINALLY BE COMING TO AN END. THAT THE CONFLICT MAY FINALLY BE COMING TO AN END.
12 00:01:23,251 00:01:25,153 GOOD EVENING. I'M SKYE FALLING. GOOD EVENING. I'M SKYE FALLING.
13 00:01:25,219 00:01:27,821 - AND I'M WALTER CARBONITE COMING TO YOU LIVE - AND I'M WALTER CARBONITE COMING TO YOU LIVE
14 00:01:27,888 00:01:29,190 FROM THE ASTEROID NEUTRALIA FROM THE ASTEROID NEUTRALIA
15 00:01:29,257 00:01:30,824 WHERE LEADERS FROM EARTH AND MARS WHERE LEADERS FROM EARTH AND MARS
16 00:01:30,891 00:01:33,394 ARE GATHERED TO SIGN THIS HISTORIC PEACE TREATY. ARE GATHERED TO SIGN THIS HISTORIC PEACE TREATY.
17 00:01:33,461 00:01:35,229 - DIGNITARIES FROM AROUND THE UNIVERSE - DIGNITARIES FROM AROUND THE UNIVERSE
18 00:01:35,296 00:01:37,298 HAVE COME TO WITNESS THE BIG EVENT, HAVE COME TO WITNESS THE BIG EVENT,
19 00:01:37,365 00:01:39,567 INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT OF SPACE INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT OF SPACE
20 00:01:39,633 00:01:42,903 ALONG WITH HIS LOVELY FIRST LADY MRS. SPACE. ALONG WITH HIS LOVELY FIRST LADY MRS. SPACE.
21 00:01:42,970 00:01:44,905 THERE'S CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. THERE'S CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON.
22 00:01:44,972 00:01:47,908 SECRETARY OF THE STRATOSPHERE DR. I.Q. HI SECRETARY OF THE STRATOSPHERE DR. I.Q. HI
23 00:01:47,975 00:01:51,479 ALONG WITH HIS PSYCHOANALYST BROTHER DR. PSY-Q HI. ALONG WITH HIS PSYCHOANALYST BROTHER DR. PSY-Q HI.
24 00:01:51,545 00:01:53,814 AND OTHER GOVERNMENT BIGWIGS. AND OTHER GOVERNMENT BIGWIGS.
25 00:01:53,881 00:01:56,717 - (MURMURING) - (MURMURING)
26 00:01:56,784 00:01:59,353 - AND REPRESENTING THE ANGRY RED PLANET, - AND REPRESENTING THE ANGRY RED PLANET,
27 00:01:59,420 00:02:01,689 QUEEN TEERA NEE OF MARS. QUEEN TEERA NEE OF MARS.
28 00:02:01,755 00:02:03,791 - ACCOMPANIED BY COMMANDER X-2, - ACCOMPANIED BY COMMANDER X-2,
29 00:02:03,857 00:02:06,260 WHOSE RISE TO POWER HAS BEEN RECENTLY ECLIPSED WHOSE RISE TO POWER HAS BEEN RECENTLY ECLIPSED
30 00:02:06,327 00:02:07,695 BY A NEW SHINING STAR-- BY A NEW SHINING STAR--
31 00:02:07,761 00:02:10,298 THE QUEEN'S NEW SECRETARY OF WAR AND PEACE, THE QUEEN'S NEW SECRETARY OF WAR AND PEACE,
32 00:02:10,364 00:02:11,932 GENERAL Z-9. GENERAL Z-9.
33 00:02:11,999 00:02:14,502 Z-9 IS NOT ONLY THE LEADER OF THE MARTIAN MILITARY Z-9 IS NOT ONLY THE LEADER OF THE MARTIAN MILITARY
34 00:02:14,568 00:02:16,103 AND AUTHOR OF THE PEACE TREATY, AND AUTHOR OF THE PEACE TREATY,
35 00:02:16,170 00:02:17,338 BUT ACCORDING TO THE RUMOR MILL, BUT ACCORDING TO THE RUMOR MILL,
36 00:02:17,405 00:02:18,739 HE'S ALSO ON THE FAST TRACK HE'S ALSO ON THE FAST TRACK
37 00:02:18,806 00:02:22,009 TO BEING THE QUEEN'S NEW CONSORT. TO BEING THE QUEEN'S NEW CONSORT.
38 00:02:22,075 00:02:24,011 - HMM, NO-GOOD, TWO-FACED, - HMM, NO-GOOD, TWO-FACED,
39 00:02:24,077 00:02:27,815 SOCIAL-CLIMBING SNAKE IN THE GRASS. SOCIAL-CLIMBING SNAKE IN THE GRASS.
40 00:02:27,881 00:02:28,916 YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.
41 00:02:28,982 00:02:31,219 - YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, DO YOU? - YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, DO YOU?
42 00:02:31,285 00:02:34,222 - OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, YOUR HIGHNESS. - OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, YOUR HIGHNESS.
43 00:02:34,288 00:02:37,525 I LIKE HIM IN A WAY. I LIKE HIM IN A WAY.
44 00:02:37,591 00:02:42,162 IN A GEE-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-GO- TO-HIS-FUNERAL SORT OF WAY. IN A GEE-I-CAN'T-WAIT-TO-GO- TO-HIS-FUNERAL SORT OF WAY.
45 00:02:42,230 00:02:45,366 (FANFARE) (FANFARE)
46 00:02:48,536 00:02:50,037 - WHERE ARE THE PENS? - WHERE ARE THE PENS?
47 00:02:50,103 00:02:52,373 - THE PENS? - THE PENS?
48 00:02:52,440 00:02:54,608 - DODGERS, WHERE ARE YOU? - DODGERS, WHERE ARE YOU?
49 00:03:03,851 00:03:05,719 - YOU COULDN'T LET IT GO, COULD YOU? - YOU COULDN'T LET IT GO, COULD YOU?
50 00:03:05,786 00:03:08,256 YOU JUST HAD TO D-D-DICKER OVER THE PRICE. YOU JUST HAD TO D-D-DICKER OVER THE PRICE.
51 00:03:08,322 00:03:10,023 - IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY. - IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY.
52 00:03:10,090 00:03:11,492 THEY SELL THE PENS CHEAP, THEY SELL THE PENS CHEAP,
53 00:03:11,559 00:03:13,261 THEN THEY GOUGE YOU ON THE INK. THEN THEY GOUGE YOU ON THE INK.
54 00:03:13,327 00:03:15,062 IT'S A TOTAL RACKET. IT'S A TOTAL RACKET.
55 00:03:15,128 00:03:17,331 - M-MAYBE, B-B-BUT THAT'S NO REASON - M-MAYBE, B-B-BUT THAT'S NO REASON
56 00:03:17,398 00:03:19,233 TO CALL THEIR LEADER A B-B-BANANA-NOSED, TO CALL THEIR LEADER A B-B-BANANA-NOSED,
57 00:03:19,300 00:03:21,369 NOSTRILIAN N-N-NUGGETEER. NOSTRILIAN N-N-NUGGETEER.
58 00:03:31,945 00:03:35,849 - DODGERS, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU AND THOSE CEREMONIAL PENS? - DODGERS, WHAT'S KEEPING YOU AND THOSE CEREMONIAL PENS?
59 00:03:35,916 00:03:37,918 - WE'RE ON OUR WAY, I.Q. - WE'RE ON OUR WAY, I.Q.
60 00:03:37,985 00:03:39,720 STRAP YOURSELF IN, CADET. STRAP YOURSELF IN, CADET.
61 00:03:45,326 00:03:47,160 ANOTHER ENEMY THWARTED. ANOTHER ENEMY THWARTED.
62 00:03:47,227 00:03:48,996 - ONCE THAT TREATY'S SIGNED, - ONCE THAT TREATY'S SIGNED,
63 00:03:49,062 00:03:50,831 WE WON'T HAVE MANY ENEMIES. WE WON'T HAVE MANY ENEMIES.
64 00:03:50,898 00:03:53,401 T-T-THERE WILL BE PEACE IN SPACE. T-T-THERE WILL BE PEACE IN SPACE.
65 00:03:53,467 00:03:56,504 WON'T THAT BE FANTAS-- D-D-D--FANTAS--D-D-D-- WON'T THAT BE FANTAS-- D-D-D--FANTAS--D-D-D--
66 00:03:56,570 00:03:57,771 WON'T THAT BE NICE? WON'T THAT BE NICE?
67 00:03:57,838 00:03:58,539 - I GUESS. - I GUESS.
68 00:03:58,606 00:03:59,907 BUT IF THERE'S PEACE, BUT IF THERE'S PEACE,
69 00:03:59,973 00:04:00,908 THE DEFENSE BUDGET THE DEFENSE BUDGET
70 00:04:00,974 00:04:02,276 WILL BE CUT. WILL BE CUT.
71 00:04:02,343 00:04:03,911 THERE WILL BE LAYOFFS, DOWNSIZING. THERE WILL BE LAYOFFS, DOWNSIZING.
72 00:04:03,977 00:04:05,946 I COULD LOSE MY JOB. I COULD LOSE MY JOB.
73 00:04:06,013 00:04:07,515 BOOTED FROM THE SERVICE. BOOTED FROM THE SERVICE.
74 00:04:07,581 00:04:09,350 FORCED TO SCROUNGE FOR WHATEVER FORCED TO SCROUNGE FOR WHATEVER
75 00:04:09,417 00:04:10,918 MEASLY CIVIL SERVANT JOB MEASLY CIVIL SERVANT JOB
76 00:04:10,984 00:04:14,622 I CAN FIND! I CAN FIND!
77 00:04:14,688 00:04:19,927 DUH, YOUR VEHICLE AIN'T GOT NO SMOG INSPECTION STICKER. DUH, YOUR VEHICLE AIN'T GOT NO SMOG INSPECTION STICKER.
78 00:04:19,993 00:04:21,128 NEXT. NEXT.
79 00:04:21,194 00:04:22,996 THIS PEACE TREATY SCENARIO THIS PEACE TREATY SCENARIO
80 00:04:23,063 00:04:24,164 MAY BE A PROBLEMO MAY BE A PROBLEMO
81 00:04:24,231 00:04:26,266 FOR ONE LITTLE BLACK DUCK. FOR ONE LITTLE BLACK DUCK.
82 00:04:30,471 00:04:32,039 (BEEP BEEP) (BEEP BEEP)
83 00:04:32,105 00:04:33,907 (CHUCKLING) (CHUCKLING)
84 00:04:44,418 00:04:45,386 - BUCKET HEAD. - BUCKET HEAD.
85 00:04:45,453 00:04:46,520 - EARTH CREATURE. - EARTH CREATURE.
86 00:04:46,587 00:04:47,955 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
87 00:04:48,021 00:04:50,624 COULD TODAY MARK THE END OF OUR MUTUAL HATRED? COULD TODAY MARK THE END OF OUR MUTUAL HATRED?
88 00:04:50,691 00:04:53,160 - HIGHLY UNLIKELY, DODGERS. - HIGHLY UNLIKELY, DODGERS.
89 00:04:53,226 00:04:55,095 WHETHER AT WAR OR IN PEACE, WHETHER AT WAR OR IN PEACE,
90 00:04:55,162 00:04:57,064 I SHALL ALWAYS LOATHE YOU. I SHALL ALWAYS LOATHE YOU.
91 00:04:57,130 00:04:59,232 - YOU SHALL ALWAYS LOVE ME? - YOU SHALL ALWAYS LOVE ME?
92 00:04:59,299 00:05:02,503 - EWW! - I SAID "LOATHE," YOU IDIOT. - EWW! - I SAID "LOATHE," YOU IDIOT.
93 00:05:02,570 00:05:03,871 - DID NOT. - DID TOO. - DID NOT. - DID TOO.
94 00:05:03,937 00:05:05,172 - YOU LOVE A DUCK. - YOU LOVE A DUCK.
95 00:05:05,238 00:05:06,306 - I DO NOT. - DO TOO. - I DO NOT. - DO TOO.
96 00:05:06,374 00:05:07,608 - UH-UH. - UH-UH.
97 00:05:07,675 00:05:08,842 - UH-HUH. - UH-UH. - UH-HUH. - UH-UH.
98 00:05:08,909 00:05:09,843 - UH-HUH. AAH! - UH-HUH. AAH!
99 00:05:09,910 00:05:12,446 (FANFARE) (FANFARE)
100 00:05:12,513 00:05:15,015 - LET THE SIGNING BEGIN. - LET THE SIGNING BEGIN.
101 00:05:20,688 00:05:22,055 - WHAT? - WHAT?
102 00:05:22,122 00:05:23,156 - HMM. - HMM.
103 00:05:23,223 00:05:25,125 - HMM. - HMM.
104 00:05:25,192 00:05:26,594 - (CHUCKLING) - (CHUCKLING)
105 00:05:30,398 00:05:31,665 - (GASP) - (GASP)
106 00:05:34,267 00:05:35,969 - OH, DEAR. - OH, DEAR.
107 00:05:36,036 00:05:38,606 - COULD IT BE I OVERDID IT A TAD? - COULD IT BE I OVERDID IT A TAD?
108 00:05:42,476 00:05:44,878 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
109 00:05:44,945 00:05:47,648 - THIS IS A MOCKERY. AN OUTRAGE. - THIS IS A MOCKERY. AN OUTRAGE.
110 00:05:47,715 00:05:50,651 - OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR! - OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR!
111 00:05:50,718 00:05:52,586 - EH, TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK. - EH, TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.
112 00:05:52,653 00:05:55,623 NOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE? NOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE?
113 00:05:57,958 00:06:00,227 - WELL, I-I-IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK - WELL, I-I-IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BACK
114 00:06:00,293 00:06:01,995 TO SPACE OPERA HEROICS FOR US. TO SPACE OPERA HEROICS FOR US.
115 00:06:02,062 00:06:06,333 - YES. EVER ON ALERT TO PROTECT THE SKYWAYS. - YES. EVER ON ALERT TO PROTECT THE SKYWAYS.
116 00:06:06,400 00:06:07,868 (CLINK) (CLINK)
117 00:06:07,935 00:06:10,003 (SLURPING) (SLURPING)
118 00:06:10,070 00:06:11,605 WHAT'S ON THE IDIOT BOX? WHAT'S ON THE IDIOT BOX?
119 00:06:11,672 00:06:14,141 - HOPING TO RESURRECT THE PEACE TREATY, - HOPING TO RESURRECT THE PEACE TREATY,
120 00:06:14,207 00:06:17,044 STAR JOHNSON HAS BEEN SENT TO PATCH UP THE RIFT STAR JOHNSON HAS BEEN SENT TO PATCH UP THE RIFT
121 00:06:17,110 00:06:18,579 BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS. BETWEEN EARTH AND MARS.
122 00:06:18,646 00:06:20,848 - JOHNSON GETS ALL THE CUSHY ASSIGNMENTS. - JOHNSON GETS ALL THE CUSHY ASSIGNMENTS.
123 00:06:20,914 00:06:24,952 - MEANWHILE, THE SECRETARY OF HOME PLANET SECURITY J. EDGAR ASHCAN - MEANWHILE, THE SECRETARY OF HOME PLANET SECURITY J. EDGAR ASHCAN
124 00:06:25,018 00:06:27,888 IS LEADING THE INVESTIGATION INTO WHAT WENT WRONG. IS LEADING THE INVESTIGATION INTO WHAT WENT WRONG.
125 00:06:27,955 00:06:30,223 - I'LL HUNT DOWN THE REPROBATE RESPONSIBLE - I'LL HUNT DOWN THE REPROBATE RESPONSIBLE
126 00:06:30,290 00:06:31,525 FOR THIS PEN FIASCO FOR THIS PEN FIASCO
127 00:06:31,592 00:06:32,593 AND MAKE HIM PAY AND MAKE HIM PAY
128 00:06:32,660 00:06:34,061 THROUGH THE NOSE! THROUGH THE NOSE!
129 00:06:34,127 00:06:35,796 - THE INVESTIGATION HAS LED - THE INVESTIGATION HAS LED
130 00:06:35,863 00:06:37,865 SECRETARY J. EDGAR ASHCAN SECRETARY J. EDGAR ASHCAN
131 00:06:37,931 00:06:40,934 TO NOSTRILIA 10. TO NOSTRILIA 10.
132 00:06:41,001 00:06:41,835 - UH-OH. - UH-OH.
133 00:06:41,902 00:06:43,270 - THERE, THE LOCALS WERE ABLE - THERE, THE LOCALS WERE ABLE
134 00:06:43,336 00:06:44,938 TO SNIFF OUT A FEW CLUES. TO SNIFF OUT A FEW CLUES.
135 00:06:45,005 00:06:47,475 - WHICH SENT US DOWN AN EXPECTED PATH - WHICH SENT US DOWN AN EXPECTED PATH
136 00:06:47,541 00:06:49,910 TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY. TO WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
137 00:06:49,977 00:06:51,344 OPEN UP, DODGERS! OPEN UP, DODGERS!
138 00:06:51,411 00:06:52,546 - AAH! - AAH!
139 00:06:52,613 00:06:54,414 CADET, FIRE UP THE THRUSTERS. CADET, FIRE UP THE THRUSTERS.
140 00:06:54,482 00:06:55,716 GET US OUT OF HERE! GET US OUT OF HERE!
141 00:06:55,783 00:06:57,618 - B-B-WHY, CAPTAIN? - B-B-WHY, CAPTAIN?
142 00:06:57,685 00:06:59,520 - WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. - WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
143 00:06:59,587 00:07:02,255 - I WAS AFRAID I'D LOSE MY JOB. - I WAS AFRAID I'D LOSE MY JOB.
144 00:07:02,322 00:07:05,092 I SABOTAGED THE PENS. I SABOTAGED THE PENS.
145 00:07:06,494 00:07:07,928 - SABOTAGE? - SABOTAGE?
146 00:07:07,995 00:07:09,062 - SAVE ME, CADET! - SAVE ME, CADET!
147 00:07:09,129 00:07:10,263 IT'S YOUR DUTY IT'S YOUR DUTY
148 00:07:10,330 00:07:12,065 AS A SYCOPHANTIC UNDERLING. AS A SYCOPHANTIC UNDERLING.
149 00:07:14,134 00:07:16,069 AAH! HA HA HA! AAH! HA HA HA!
150 00:07:16,136 00:07:18,105 PLEASE! PLEASE!
151 00:07:23,577 00:07:26,747 - DON'T W-W-W-- EH, D-D-DON'T FRET, CAPTAIN. - DON'T W-W-W-- EH, D-D-DON'T FRET, CAPTAIN.
152 00:07:26,814 00:07:28,348 I'LL TAKE THE BLAME. I'LL TAKE THE BLAME.
153 00:07:28,415 00:07:29,817 I HAVE A SPOTLESS RECORD. I HAVE A SPOTLESS RECORD.
154 00:07:29,883 00:07:32,119 T-T-THEY'RE SURE TO LET ME OFF EASY. T-T-THEY'RE SURE TO LET ME OFF EASY.
155 00:07:32,185 00:07:33,921 - WHAT A PAL! - WHAT A PAL!
156 00:07:33,987 00:07:36,624 MWAH! MWAH!
157 00:07:36,690 00:07:37,891 MMM, SALTY. MMM, SALTY.
158 00:07:37,958 00:07:39,059 AND NEVER FEAR. AND NEVER FEAR.
159 00:07:39,126 00:07:40,327 IF THINGS GET HAIRY, IF THINGS GET HAIRY,
160 00:07:40,393 00:07:41,962 I'LL STICK UP FOR YA. I'LL STICK UP FOR YA.
161 00:07:42,029 00:07:43,931 (LOUD BANGING) (LOUD BANGING)
162 00:07:48,802 00:07:51,271 - DUCK DODGERS, I CHARGE YOU WITH-- - DUCK DODGERS, I CHARGE YOU WITH--
163 00:07:51,338 00:07:53,473 - HE DID IT. HE DID IT! - HE DID IT. HE DID IT!
164 00:07:55,943 00:07:58,311 (SPLAT) (SPLAT)
165 00:07:58,378 00:07:59,913 - TAKE HIM AWAY. - TAKE HIM AWAY.
166 00:07:59,980 00:08:03,383 - OH, T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME. - OH, T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME.
167 00:08:03,450 00:08:05,352 - OH, RIGHT. - OH, RIGHT.
168 00:08:05,418 00:08:08,288 SHOOT. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING. SHOOT. I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING.
169 00:08:08,355 00:08:10,858 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
170 00:08:13,694 00:08:14,962 (PEOPLE MURMURING) (PEOPLE MURMURING)
171 00:08:15,028 00:08:16,363 (GAVEL BANGING) (GAVEL BANGING)
172 00:08:16,429 00:08:19,299 - ORDER IN THE COURT. - ORDER IN THE COURT.
173 00:08:19,366 00:08:23,203 THE EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY THE EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY
174 00:08:23,270 00:08:25,873 OF INTERGALACTIC SABOTAGE. OF INTERGALACTIC SABOTAGE.
175 00:08:25,939 00:08:30,043 CADET, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE CADET, YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
176 00:08:30,110 00:08:33,614 TO THE JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY. TO THE JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY.
177 00:08:33,681 00:08:34,948 (AUDIENCE GASPING) (AUDIENCE GASPING)
178 00:08:36,684 00:08:38,185 - (MURMURING) - (MURMURING)
179 00:08:38,251 00:08:40,453 - STOP! THIS IS WRONG. - STOP! THIS IS WRONG.
180 00:08:40,520 00:08:41,689 ALL WRONG. ALL WRONG.
181 00:08:41,755 00:08:43,624 BEGGING THE COURT'S INDULGENCE, BEGGING THE COURT'S INDULGENCE,
182 00:08:43,691 00:08:46,259 BUT PLEASE, LET ME SPEAK. BUT PLEASE, LET ME SPEAK.
183 00:08:47,728 00:08:49,763 I...CONFESS. I...CONFESS.
184 00:08:49,830 00:08:54,534 - (GASPING AND MURMURING) - (GASPING AND MURMURING)
185 00:08:54,602 00:08:56,469 - I CONFESS... - I CONFESS...
186 00:08:56,536 00:08:58,772 THAT I TRIED TO STOP THAT PIG, THAT I TRIED TO STOP THAT PIG,
187 00:08:58,839 00:09:00,273 BUT WOULD HE LISTEN? BUT WOULD HE LISTEN?
188 00:09:00,340 00:09:01,474 NOOOO. NOOOO.
189 00:09:01,541 00:09:03,744 FOR HE IS A HEADSTRONG HOG. FOR HE IS A HEADSTRONG HOG.
190 00:09:03,811 00:09:05,512 OH, YES, MY FRIENDS. OH, YES, MY FRIENDS.
191 00:09:05,579 00:09:07,280 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET, THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET,
192 00:09:07,347 00:09:10,884 WHERE HE PURCHASED THE INGREDIENTS OF HIS SUBTERFUGE. WHERE HE PURCHASED THE INGREDIENTS OF HIS SUBTERFUGE.
193 00:09:10,951 00:09:13,887 THEN THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME, THEN THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME,
194 00:09:13,954 00:09:15,623 PLOTTING AND SCHEMING. PLOTTING AND SCHEMING.
195 00:09:15,689 00:09:18,926 EVERY NIGHT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF EVERY NIGHT, THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF
196 00:09:18,992 00:09:21,695 WITH MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING, WITH MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING,
197 00:09:21,762 00:09:23,463 AND SUCCOTASH. AND SUCCOTASH.
198 00:09:23,530 00:09:25,565 BUT DID HE HAVE A DAILY EXERCISE REGIMEN BUT DID HE HAVE A DAILY EXERCISE REGIMEN
199 00:09:25,633 00:09:27,067 TO WORK ON HIS ABS? TO WORK ON HIS ABS?
200 00:09:27,134 00:09:28,235 NO. NO.
201 00:09:28,301 00:09:30,671 THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE. THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE.
202 00:09:30,738 00:09:33,106 AND NOW HE BEGS FOR MERCY? AND NOW HE BEGS FOR MERCY?
203 00:09:33,173 00:09:36,977 WELL, I SAY IT'S TIME FOR THIS LITTLE PIGGY WELL, I SAY IT'S TIME FOR THIS LITTLE PIGGY
204 00:09:37,044 00:09:40,247 TO GO "WEE, WEE, WEE" ALL THE WAY HOME TO GO "WEE, WEE, WEE" ALL THE WAY HOME
205 00:09:40,313 00:09:41,715 TO PRISON! TO PRISON!
206 00:09:41,782 00:09:43,684 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
207 00:09:48,455 00:09:51,224 - EH, T-T-THANKS FOR THE GREAT DEFENSE, CAPTAIN. - EH, T-T-THANKS FOR THE GREAT DEFENSE, CAPTAIN.
208 00:09:51,291 00:09:53,160 - OH, DEFENSE. - OH, DEFENSE.
209 00:09:53,226 00:09:54,828 RIGHT. RIGHT.
210 00:09:54,895 00:09:58,165 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
211 00:09:58,231 00:10:03,536 - THAT DODGERS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DYNAMIC PERSONALITY - THAT DODGERS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF DYNAMIC PERSONALITY
212 00:10:03,603 00:10:06,139 WHO CAN SALVAGE THE PEACE TREATY. WHO CAN SALVAGE THE PEACE TREATY.
213 00:10:06,206 00:10:09,843 - MY QUEEN, STAR JOHNSON HAS ARRIVED FROM EARTH. - MY QUEEN, STAR JOHNSON HAS ARRIVED FROM EARTH.
214 00:10:09,910 00:10:14,514 - YOUR MAJESTY, I AM HERE TO RENEGOTIATE THE PEACE. - YOUR MAJESTY, I AM HERE TO RENEGOTIATE THE PEACE.
215 00:10:14,581 00:10:15,649 - VERY WELL. - VERY WELL.
216 00:10:15,716 00:10:17,484 - BUT NOT WITH YOU, JOHNSON. - BUT NOT WITH YOU, JOHNSON.
217 00:10:17,550 00:10:21,321 WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY WITH HIM-- WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY WITH HIM--
218 00:10:21,388 00:10:23,924 DUCK DODGERS. DUCK DODGERS.
219 00:10:30,297 00:10:34,301 - WELCOME TO JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY. - WELCOME TO JUANTANAGUANAMO BAY PENAL COLONY.
220 00:10:36,036 00:10:36,904 - UHH! - UHH!
221 00:10:36,970 00:10:38,706 - MEET YOUR CELLMATE, PUNK-- - MEET YOUR CELLMATE, PUNK--
222 00:10:38,772 00:10:41,408 THE ANDROMEDA ANNIHILATOR. THE ANDROMEDA ANNIHILATOR.
223 00:10:41,474 00:10:44,644 - OOH. TOY PIGGY BANK. - OOH. TOY PIGGY BANK.
224 00:10:44,712 00:10:46,680 ME MAKE DEPOSIT. ME MAKE DEPOSIT.
225 00:10:46,747 00:10:49,082 HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE HEE!
226 00:10:49,149 00:10:52,119 - EH, T-T-T-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. - EH, T-T-T-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
227 00:11:05,966 00:11:08,035 - EVER SINCE CADET WAS SENT AWAY, - EVER SINCE CADET WAS SENT AWAY,
228 00:11:08,101 00:11:11,204 I SEEM SO RUN DOWN, LISTLESS. I SEEM SO RUN DOWN, LISTLESS.
229 00:11:11,271 00:11:14,908 - GREAT NEWS, DODGERS. YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED. - GREAT NEWS, DODGERS. YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
230 00:11:14,975 00:11:16,276 FOR YOUR SEVERAL DAYS FOR YOUR SEVERAL DAYS
231 00:11:16,343 00:11:18,211 OF MEDIOCRE BUT COMPETENT SERVICE OF MEDIOCRE BUT COMPETENT SERVICE
232 00:11:18,278 00:11:20,513 AND YOUR RECENT STUPEFYING COURTROOM SPEECH, AND YOUR RECENT STUPEFYING COURTROOM SPEECH,
233 00:11:20,580 00:11:24,184 YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL. YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL.
234 00:11:24,251 00:11:25,352 - OH, BOY! - OH, BOY!
235 00:11:25,418 00:11:26,754 A SALARY BOOST. A SALARY BOOST.
236 00:11:26,820 00:11:28,288 PERSONAL ASSISTANTS. PERSONAL ASSISTANTS.
237 00:11:28,355 00:11:31,058 THE COOL COSTUME WITH THE FUNNY HAT. THE COOL COSTUME WITH THE FUNNY HAT.
238 00:11:31,124 00:11:32,726 - YOUR PROMOTION WAS INSISTED UPON - YOUR PROMOTION WAS INSISTED UPON
239 00:11:32,793 00:11:34,594 BY THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND. BY THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND.
240 00:11:34,661 00:11:37,297 GENERAL Z-9 HAS HIS EYE ON YOU. GENERAL Z-9 HAS HIS EYE ON YOU.
241 00:11:39,166 00:11:41,601 - AAH! - I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING - AAH! - I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING
242 00:11:41,668 00:11:44,371 VERY CLOSELY WITH YOU, DODGERS. VERY CLOSELY WITH YOU, DODGERS.
243 00:11:44,437 00:11:46,639 - UH, BACK AT YOU, BIG GUY. - UH, BACK AT YOU, BIG GUY.
244 00:11:46,706 00:11:48,208 - SEE YOU ON MARS TOMORROW, - SEE YOU ON MARS TOMORROW,
245 00:11:48,275 00:11:50,778 WHEN YOU AND I WILL SIGN THE PEACE TREATY WHEN YOU AND I WILL SIGN THE PEACE TREATY
246 00:11:50,844 00:11:52,345 BETWEEN OUR WORLDS. BETWEEN OUR WORLDS.
247 00:11:52,412 00:11:54,647 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS STAR JOHNSON'S GIG. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS STAR JOHNSON'S GIG.
248 00:11:54,714 00:11:57,350 - GENERAL Z-9 REQUESTED YOU, DODGERS. - GENERAL Z-9 REQUESTED YOU, DODGERS.
249 00:11:57,417 00:11:58,685 - TILL THEN, ADMIRAL, - TILL THEN, ADMIRAL,
250 00:11:58,752 00:12:00,854 I BID YOU ADIEU. I BID YOU ADIEU.
251 00:12:00,921 00:12:03,156 - A-DOO-DOO. - A-DOO-DOO.
252 00:12:03,223 00:12:04,657 - THESE ARE THE CODES TO THE EARTH'S - THESE ARE THE CODES TO THE EARTH'S
253 00:12:04,724 00:12:06,359 SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM. SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM.
254 00:12:06,426 00:12:10,530 SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED. SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED.
255 00:12:10,597 00:12:14,802 THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS, DODGERS. THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS, DODGERS.
256 00:12:14,868 00:12:18,071 - YOUR FAITH IN ME IS WHAT GIVES ME STRENGTH. - YOUR FAITH IN ME IS WHAT GIVES ME STRENGTH.
257 00:12:23,210 00:12:25,045 (DIALING) (DIALING)
258 00:12:25,112 00:12:26,646 - ACME TRAVEL AGENCY, - ACME TRAVEL AGENCY,
259 00:12:26,713 00:12:28,916 I'D LIKE A TICKET ON YOUR NEXT I'D LIKE A TICKET ON YOUR NEXT
260 00:12:28,982 00:12:30,984 FLIGHT TO ALPHA CENTAURI. FLIGHT TO ALPHA CENTAURI.
261 00:12:31,051 00:12:32,953 ONE WAY OUGHT TO DO IT. ONE WAY OUGHT TO DO IT.
262 00:12:38,792 00:12:40,393 - WHAT HAVE WE HERE? - WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
263 00:12:40,460 00:12:43,630 A VIDEO TRANSMISSION TO COUNSELOR DISH? A VIDEO TRANSMISSION TO COUNSELOR DISH?
264 00:12:43,696 00:12:45,232 HMM. HMM.
265 00:12:45,298 00:12:47,334 - INTERPLANETARY CONQUEST IS ON SCHEDULE. - INTERPLANETARY CONQUEST IS ON SCHEDULE.
266 00:12:47,400 00:12:49,736 THE EARTHLING DUCK IS AN IMBECILE THE EARTHLING DUCK IS AN IMBECILE
267 00:12:49,803 00:12:54,174 WHO WILL UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER HIS PLANET TO MY RULE. WHO WILL UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER HIS PLANET TO MY RULE.
268 00:12:54,241 00:12:57,010 WITH THE MARTIAN QUEEN IN MY THRALL, WITH THE MARTIAN QUEEN IN MY THRALL,
269 00:12:57,077 00:13:00,180 BOTH WORLDS WILL SOON BE OURS. BOTH WORLDS WILL SOON BE OURS.
270 00:13:00,247 00:13:04,084 - RINGS OF SATURN! Z-9 IS A TRAITOR. - RINGS OF SATURN! Z-9 IS A TRAITOR.
271 00:13:09,389 00:13:10,991 - WHAT'S THIS? - WHAT'S THIS?
272 00:13:11,058 00:13:14,094 HAS THE EARTHLING BEEN PLAYING SPY? HAS THE EARTHLING BEEN PLAYING SPY?
273 00:13:15,795 00:13:17,430 NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON.
274 00:13:17,497 00:13:20,934 WE'LL NEED TO COME UP WITH A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT FOR YOU. WE'LL NEED TO COME UP WITH A SPECIAL PUNISHMENT FOR YOU.
275 00:13:21,001 00:13:23,803 - AAH! AAH! AAH! - AAH! AAH! AAH!
276 00:13:23,871 00:13:25,906 UHH. UHH.
277 00:13:29,642 00:13:31,578 - OH, DEAR. - OH, DEAR.
278 00:13:39,953 00:13:43,924 - (MURMURING) - (MURMURING)
279 00:13:43,991 00:13:46,026 - T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. - T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
280 00:13:46,093 00:13:48,228 T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
281 00:13:48,295 00:13:51,098 T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN. T-T-THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR ME, CAPTAIN.
282 00:14:02,842 00:14:04,711 - YAH! - YAH!
283 00:14:04,777 00:14:07,347 - UGH! - UGH!
284 00:14:07,414 00:14:10,383 - WHERE'S MY LITTLE PIGGY BANK? - WHERE'S MY LITTLE PIGGY BANK?
285 00:14:10,450 00:14:12,419 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!
286 00:14:17,357 00:14:19,126 - OOH! - OOH!
287 00:14:24,197 00:14:25,732 - JUMP, CADET! JUMP! - JUMP, CADET! JUMP!
288 00:14:25,798 00:14:28,902 I'LL CATCH YOU. I PROMISE. I'LL CATCH YOU. I PROMISE.
289 00:14:28,969 00:14:30,904 - AAH! - AAH!
290 00:14:36,509 00:14:38,611 (PHONE RINGS) (PHONE RINGS)
291 00:14:38,678 00:14:40,447 - HANG ON A SEC. - HANG ON A SEC.
292 00:14:40,513 00:14:41,881 HELLO? HELLO?
293 00:14:41,949 00:14:43,783 OH, HI. OH, HI.
294 00:14:43,850 00:14:45,785 NOTHING. HOW ABOUT YOU? NOTHING. HOW ABOUT YOU?
295 00:14:45,852 00:14:47,387 - AAH! - AAH!
296 00:14:47,454 00:14:49,222 - AAH! - AAH!
297 00:14:52,892 00:14:54,361 YOU GOT TO HELP ME, DOC. YOU GOT TO HELP ME, DOC.
298 00:14:54,427 00:14:56,196 PLEASE. PLEASE.
299 00:14:56,263 00:15:00,800 I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING 350-YEAR-OLD RERUNS I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING 350-YEAR-OLD RERUNS
300 00:15:00,867 00:15:02,702 OF "SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH." OF "SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH."
301 00:15:02,769 00:15:06,073 THOUGHTS OF SELF-LOATHING WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. THOUGHTS OF SELF-LOATHING WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
302 00:15:06,139 00:15:07,307 WHAT CAN I DO? WHAT CAN I DO?
303 00:15:07,374 00:15:08,875 - YOU MUST UNDO THE REASONS - YOU MUST UNDO THE REASONS
304 00:15:08,942 00:15:10,010 YOU HATE YOURSELF. YOU HATE YOURSELF.
305 00:15:10,077 00:15:11,511 - NO. I MEAN ABOUT SABRINA. - NO. I MEAN ABOUT SABRINA.
306 00:15:11,578 00:15:14,214 I GOT A WICKED CRUSH ON MELISSA JOAN HART. I GOT A WICKED CRUSH ON MELISSA JOAN HART.
307 00:15:14,281 00:15:16,749 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SELF-LOATHING? - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SELF-LOATHING?
308 00:15:16,816 00:15:19,152 - THAT I SORT OF ENJOY. - THAT I SORT OF ENJOY.
309 00:15:20,820 00:15:22,289 - WITH THIS PROCESS, DODGERS, - WITH THIS PROCESS, DODGERS,
310 00:15:22,355 00:15:24,391 WE ARE GOING TO LINK OUR MINDS TOGETHER, WE ARE GOING TO LINK OUR MINDS TOGETHER,
311 00:15:24,457 00:15:27,460 AND I WILL TRY TO UNCOVER WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU. AND I WILL TRY TO UNCOVER WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
312 00:15:29,029 00:15:31,231 (MACHINE WHIRRING) (MACHINE WHIRRING)
313 00:15:33,800 00:15:36,303 - (GRUNTING) - (GRUNTING)
314 00:15:37,470 00:15:41,808 - SWEETIES. LADIES. DAMES. CHICKS. - SWEETIES. LADIES. DAMES. CHICKS.
315 00:15:41,874 00:15:43,510 MELISSA JOAN HART. MELISSA JOAN HART.
316 00:15:43,576 00:15:45,112 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO. WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.
317 00:15:45,178 00:15:47,614 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
318 00:15:47,680 00:15:49,016 BABES. HONEYS. BABES. HONEYS.
319 00:15:49,082 00:15:50,617 IS MY TOUPEE ON STRAIGHT? IS MY TOUPEE ON STRAIGHT?
320 00:15:50,683 00:15:53,253 BETRAYED MY BEST FRIEND AND CONDEMNED HIM BETRAYED MY BEST FRIEND AND CONDEMNED HIM
321 00:15:53,320 00:15:55,488 TO PAY FOR MY CRIME. TO PAY FOR MY CRIME.
322 00:15:55,555 00:15:57,057 DOLLS. DEARIES. DOLLS. DEARIES.
323 00:15:57,124 00:15:59,026 GIANT HAIRY-NOSED MEN. GIANT HAIRY-NOSED MEN.
324 00:15:59,092 00:16:02,929 GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
325 00:16:02,996 00:16:04,231 I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS. I KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
326 00:16:04,297 00:16:06,499 - ME, TOO. I NEED A DATE. - ME, TOO. I NEED A DATE.
327 00:16:06,566 00:16:07,900 - BESIDES THAT. - BESIDES THAT.
328 00:16:07,967 00:16:09,269 YOU WILL NOT ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE YOU WILL NOT ENJOY YOUR NEW LIFE
329 00:16:09,336 00:16:11,938 UNTIL YOU HELP YOUR BEST FRIEND. UNTIL YOU HELP YOUR BEST FRIEND.
330 00:16:12,005 00:16:13,506 - MY BEST FRIEND? - MY BEST FRIEND?
331 00:16:13,573 00:16:16,043 ANY IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, CHUM? ANY IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, CHUM?
332 00:16:16,109 00:16:18,278 - NOT A CLUE, OLD BEAN. - NOT A CLUE, OLD BEAN.
333 00:16:24,017 00:16:27,454 - WELL, LOOK AT THE LITTLE PIGGY BOY. - WELL, LOOK AT THE LITTLE PIGGY BOY.
334 00:16:27,520 00:16:29,922 EAT YOUR SLOP, PIGGY BOY. EAT YOUR SLOP, PIGGY BOY.
335 00:16:29,989 00:16:32,592 - (GRUNTING) (DISH BREAKS) - (GRUNTING) (DISH BREAKS)
336 00:16:32,659 00:16:34,327 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
337 00:16:34,394 00:16:35,828 O-O-ONE HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW-- O-O-ONE HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW--
338 00:16:35,895 00:16:37,630 NO, T-T-TOMORROW-- NO, T-T-TOMORROW--
339 00:16:37,697 00:16:38,831 I'LL EAT TOAST. I'LL EAT TOAST.
340 00:16:38,898 00:16:39,966 B-B-BURN TOAST, DRINK TOAST. B-B-BURN TOAST, DRINK TOAST.
341 00:16:40,033 00:16:41,201 I'LL D-D-DRINK TOAST. I'LL D-D-DRINK TOAST.
342 00:16:41,268 00:16:42,269 I'LL D-D-DRINK WATER POLO. I'LL D-D-DRINK WATER POLO.
343 00:16:42,335 00:16:43,870 POLO PONIES, POLOPONIES. POLO PONIES, POLOPONIES.
344 00:16:43,936 00:16:45,572 M-M-M-MONOPOLIES. M-M-M-MONOPOLIES.
345 00:16:45,638 00:16:46,639 CAN YOU SAY POTATO? CAN YOU SAY POTATO?
346 00:16:46,706 00:16:47,674 I SAY ASBESTOS I SAY ASBESTOS
347 00:16:47,740 00:16:49,109 WITH MINT JELLY. HA HA. WITH MINT JELLY. HA HA.
348 00:16:49,176 00:16:50,143 AND J-J-JERRY MATHERS AS THE BEAVER. AND J-J-JERRY MATHERS AS THE BEAVER.
349 00:16:50,210 00:16:52,245 (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
350 00:16:52,312 00:16:54,747 AYE, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI! YI, YI, YI! AYE, YI, YI, YI, YI, YI! YI, YI, YI!
351 00:16:54,814 00:16:55,848 - WHOA! - WHOA!
352 00:16:55,915 00:16:57,884 STEER CLEAR OF THE PIG, DUDE. STEER CLEAR OF THE PIG, DUDE.
353 00:16:57,950 00:17:00,387 HE'S A TOTAL FREAK! HE'S A TOTAL FREAK!
354 00:17:00,453 00:17:02,355 - YOU NEVER WANTED PEACE. - YOU NEVER WANTED PEACE.
355 00:17:02,422 00:17:04,957 YOUR TREATY IS JUST A SHAM. YOUR TREATY IS JUST A SHAM.
356 00:17:05,024 00:17:07,194 - A SUCCESSFUL SHAM. - A SUCCESSFUL SHAM.
357 00:17:07,260 00:17:10,463 AND ONCE I GET THOSE DEFENSE PLANS FROM DODGERS, AND ONCE I GET THOSE DEFENSE PLANS FROM DODGERS,
358 00:17:10,530 00:17:14,134 MARTIAN FORCES WILL CONQUER EARTH. MARTIAN FORCES WILL CONQUER EARTH.
359 00:17:14,201 00:17:15,635 - THE QUEEN WILL STOP YOU. - THE QUEEN WILL STOP YOU.
360 00:17:15,702 00:17:18,238 - THE QUEEN WILL DO WHAT I TELL HER TO DO, - THE QUEEN WILL DO WHAT I TELL HER TO DO,
361 00:17:18,305 00:17:22,075 OR SHE WON'T BE QUEEN FOR LONG. OR SHE WON'T BE QUEEN FOR LONG.
362 00:17:24,043 00:17:25,345 - LET'S RECAP. - LET'S RECAP.
363 00:17:25,412 00:17:27,547 YOU, DODGERS, ARE AN EGOMANIACAL YOU, DODGERS, ARE AN EGOMANIACAL
364 00:17:27,614 00:17:28,981 BIPOLAR NARCISSIST BIPOLAR NARCISSIST
365 00:17:29,048 00:17:31,551 AND PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WITH SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES. AND PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WITH SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES.
366 00:17:31,618 00:17:33,653 - GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC. I CAN TAKE IT. - GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC. I CAN TAKE IT.
367 00:17:33,720 00:17:35,888 - BUT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE I CAN CURE YOU. - BUT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE I CAN CURE YOU.
368 00:17:35,955 00:17:38,758 I'M GOING TO TRY A CONTROVERSIAL FORM OF SHOCK THERAPY-- I'M GOING TO TRY A CONTROVERSIAL FORM OF SHOCK THERAPY--
369 00:17:38,825 00:17:41,894 NOT YET APPROVED BY THE GALACTIC FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION. NOT YET APPROVED BY THE GALACTIC FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION.
370 00:17:41,961 00:17:44,631 (THUD) (THUD)
371 00:17:44,697 00:17:46,833 - HEY, I THINK I GET IT! - HEY, I THINK I GET IT!
372 00:17:46,899 00:17:49,736 IF I'M EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF, IF I'M EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF,
373 00:17:49,802 00:17:54,274 I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY. I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY.
374 00:17:56,176 00:17:58,645 CADET. CADET.
375 00:17:58,711 00:17:59,979 - UHH! - UHH!
376 00:18:00,046 00:18:03,883 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
377 00:18:03,950 00:18:06,586 - CHEWIE? - CHEWIE?
378 00:18:06,653 00:18:09,522 - F-F-FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. - F-F-FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
379 00:18:12,292 00:18:14,294 - YOUR MAJESTY! TO ARMS! - YOUR MAJESTY! TO ARMS!
380 00:18:14,361 00:18:17,497 YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER! YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER!
381 00:18:18,898 00:18:21,000 - OOPS. - OOPS.
382 00:18:21,067 00:18:24,937 COMMANDER, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BECOME A LIABILITY. COMMANDER, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BECOME A LIABILITY.
383 00:18:25,004 00:18:26,573 ATOMIZE HIM. ATOMIZE HIM.
384 00:18:27,640 00:18:29,142 - YAH! YAH! - YAH! YAH!
385 00:18:29,209 00:18:31,744 GANGWAY! GANGWAY!
386 00:18:31,811 00:18:35,248 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
387 00:18:36,115 00:18:37,217 - (GASP) - (GASP)
388 00:18:37,284 00:18:39,586 GENERAL, I ORDER YOU TO EXPLAIN GENERAL, I ORDER YOU TO EXPLAIN
389 00:18:39,652 00:18:41,621 WHAT ON MARS IS GOING ON HERE. WHAT ON MARS IS GOING ON HERE.
390 00:18:41,688 00:18:46,793 - I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE GIVING ANY MORE ORDERS, - I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE GIVING ANY MORE ORDERS,
391 00:18:46,859 00:18:48,628 YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.
392 00:19:29,336 00:19:30,570 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
393 00:19:30,637 00:19:32,372 I'M ONLY AN ADMIRAL FOR TWO DAYS, I'M ONLY AN ADMIRAL FOR TWO DAYS,
394 00:19:32,439 00:19:34,807 AND THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS MY SHIP. AND THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS MY SHIP.
395 00:19:34,874 00:19:35,808 (ENGINE RUNNING) (ENGINE RUNNING)
396 00:19:35,875 00:19:37,677 THERE SHE IS. THERE SHE IS.
397 00:19:37,744 00:19:39,879 HEY! I NEED THAT! HEY! I NEED THAT!
398 00:19:47,720 00:19:49,589 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
399 00:19:49,656 00:19:52,292 (BARKING) (BARKING)
400 00:19:53,826 00:19:55,495 - AAH! - AAH!
401 00:20:00,967 00:20:03,436 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
402 00:20:05,305 00:20:06,773 (WHIMPERING) (WHIMPERING)
403 00:20:36,569 00:20:40,640 - GO FORWARD! GO FORWARD, I SAY! - GO FORWARD! GO FORWARD, I SAY!
404 00:20:44,811 00:20:48,415 NOT THIS FORWARD! THAT FORWARD! NOT THIS FORWARD! THAT FORWARD!
405 00:20:53,486 00:20:57,824 AAH! HA HA HA! AAH! HA HA HA!