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1 00:00:10,678 00:00:12,746 - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CADET? - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CADET?
2 00:00:12,813 00:00:16,016 JUMBO SHRIMP. THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. JUMBO SHRIMP. THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
3 00:00:16,084 00:00:17,651 - TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR. - TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR.
4 00:00:17,718 00:00:18,986 - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
5 00:00:19,053 00:00:20,554 - AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH - AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH
6 00:00:20,621 00:00:23,357 IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS ARE COMBINED, IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS ARE COMBINED,
7 00:00:23,424 00:00:27,428 LIKE FREE TRADE OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM. LIKE FREE TRADE OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM.
8 00:00:27,495 00:00:29,297 - THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS IS KILLING US - THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS IS KILLING US
9 00:00:29,363 00:00:31,565 IN THE FLYOVER STATES. IN THE FLYOVER STATES.
10 00:00:31,632 00:00:34,468 - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
11 00:00:34,535 00:00:36,670 - YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW. - YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW.
12 00:00:36,737 00:00:39,973 - DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER, - DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER,
13 00:00:40,040 00:00:41,209 THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA, THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA,
14 00:00:41,275 00:00:44,545 TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5.
15 00:00:44,612 00:00:47,248 THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE. THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE.
16 00:00:47,315 00:00:49,683 HE IS A BIG FAN OF LADY CHANTICLEER. HE IS A BIG FAN OF LADY CHANTICLEER.
17 00:00:49,750 00:00:50,984 - MAY I REMIND YOU - MAY I REMIND YOU
18 00:00:51,051 00:00:53,787 THAT I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN? THAT I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN?
19 00:00:53,854 00:00:55,789 I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS.
20 00:00:55,856 00:00:57,325 - UH-HUH. - UH-HUH.
21 00:00:57,391 00:00:59,160 LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP. LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP.
22 00:00:59,227 00:01:00,494 - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO... - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO...
23 00:01:07,868 00:01:09,637 - YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP? - YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP?
24 00:01:09,703 00:01:12,373 IT LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME. IT LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME.
25 00:01:15,943 00:01:21,349 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
26 00:01:24,385 00:01:30,491 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE *
27 00:01:32,493 00:01:38,466 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
28 00:01:41,835 00:01:46,607 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
29 00:01:49,343 00:01:55,115 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
30 00:01:57,585 00:02:03,691 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
31 00:02:25,646 00:02:27,080 - THESE QUARTERS JUST WON'T DO. - THESE QUARTERS JUST WON'T DO.
32 00:02:27,147 00:02:30,818 I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR. I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR.
33 00:02:30,884 00:02:32,486 I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS.
34 00:02:32,553 00:02:35,856 - WELL, THIS IS THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP. - WELL, THIS IS THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP.
35 00:02:35,923 00:02:36,957 - SWANKY, MY... - SWANKY, MY...
36 00:02:37,024 00:02:42,630 WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE! WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
37 00:02:42,696 00:02:44,064 - I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS PRETTY... - I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS PRETTY...
38 00:02:44,131 00:02:45,633 - YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT. - YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT.
39 00:02:45,699 00:02:46,367 - HUH? - HUH?
40 00:02:46,434 00:02:47,768 - YOU CALL THIS ART? - YOU CALL THIS ART?
41 00:02:47,835 00:02:51,639 - I BELIEVE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO... - I BELIEVE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO...
42 00:02:51,705 00:02:52,973 da VINCI. da VINCI.
43 00:02:53,040 00:02:56,644 - I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT AND INTELLECTUAL. - I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT AND INTELLECTUAL.
44 00:02:56,710 00:02:59,280 - OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA" WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED - OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA" WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED
45 00:02:59,347 00:03:00,314 ON A WOOD PANEL. ON A WOOD PANEL.
46 00:03:00,381 00:03:02,049 - HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! - HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?!
47 00:03:02,115 00:03:05,886 - ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF JUNK COMING RIGHT UP. - ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF JUNK COMING RIGHT UP.
48 00:03:05,953 00:03:07,255 LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE. LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE.
49 00:03:07,321 00:03:10,991 - IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. - IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T HANGING UPSIDE DOWN.
50 00:03:11,058 00:03:15,195 - YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER. - YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER.
51 00:03:15,263 00:03:17,331 - OH, THAT'S PERFECT! - OH, THAT'S PERFECT!
52 00:03:17,398 00:03:20,901 - VIOLA! ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. - VIOLA! ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER.
53 00:03:20,968 00:03:22,403 - NOT SO FAST, DUCK. - NOT SO FAST, DUCK.
54 00:03:22,470 00:03:23,971 I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS. I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS.
55 00:03:31,512 00:03:34,315 - HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIANT PANDA? - HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIANT PANDA?
56 00:03:34,382 00:03:36,049 - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
57 00:03:36,116 00:03:37,651 - STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS. - STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS.
58 00:03:37,718 00:03:41,755 STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB. STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB.
59 00:03:55,102 00:03:58,306 - NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET. - NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET.
60 00:03:58,372 00:03:59,273 - YES, GENERAL. - YES, GENERAL.
61 00:03:59,340 00:04:04,945 - I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS. - I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS.
62 00:04:05,012 00:04:08,248 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
63 00:04:08,316 00:04:12,052 - * OHHH OHHH OHHH * - * OHHH OHHH OHHH *
64 00:04:12,119 00:04:17,090 * OHHH OHHHH OHHH * * OHHH OHHHH OHHH *
65 00:04:17,157 00:04:18,426 - GENERAL? - YES. - GENERAL? - YES.
66 00:04:18,492 00:04:20,093 - THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE HAS RETURNED. - THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE HAS RETURNED.
67 00:04:20,160 00:04:21,094 - SUCCESS? - SUCCESS?
68 00:04:21,161 00:04:22,095 - YES, GENERAL. - YES, GENERAL.
69 00:04:22,162 00:04:24,164 WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER. WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER.
70 00:04:24,231 00:04:25,966 - YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE? - YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE?
71 00:04:26,033 00:04:28,369 WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE?
72 00:04:28,436 00:04:31,339 - SHE'S ABOARD DUCK DODGERS' SHIP. - SHE'S ABOARD DUCK DODGERS' SHIP.
73 00:04:31,405 00:04:35,008 - SET A COURSE FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR. - SET A COURSE FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR.
74 00:04:37,511 00:04:41,715 - SATIN PILLOWS! - SATIN PILLOWS!
75 00:04:41,782 00:04:45,085 FRESH FRUIT! FRESH FRUIT!
76 00:04:45,152 00:04:47,921 COOL, CLEAR WATER! COOL, CLEAR WATER!
77 00:04:47,988 00:04:50,791 SCENTED CANDLES! SCENTED CANDLES!
78 00:04:50,858 00:04:56,096 SCISSORS! SCISSORS!
79 00:04:56,163 00:04:58,966 A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS! A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS!
80 00:04:59,032 00:05:03,136 FANCY FRENCH COUTURE! FANCY FRENCH COUTURE!
81 00:05:03,203 00:05:04,938 - UNH! OW! - UNH! OW!
82 00:05:05,005 00:05:06,073 - DODGERS! - DODGERS!
83 00:05:06,139 00:05:09,543 - YIPE. - YIPE.
84 00:05:09,610 00:05:10,844 DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED.
85 00:05:10,911 00:05:14,382 LING LING HERE IS JUST A LOANER. LING LING HERE IS JUST A LOANER.
86 00:05:14,448 00:05:16,650 WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY, ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY, ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY
87 00:05:16,717 00:05:19,052 PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT? PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?
88 00:05:19,119 00:05:21,589 - WELL...IT STINKS! - WELL...IT STINKS!
89 00:05:21,655 00:05:22,990 - WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? - WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
90 00:05:23,056 00:05:25,993 ALL THIS THING DOES IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP. ALL THIS THING DOES IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP.
91 00:05:26,059 00:05:27,695 - EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS. - EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS.
92 00:05:27,761 00:05:30,898 - THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET. - THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET.
93 00:05:30,964 00:05:33,867 HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS REMIND ME OF... HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS REMIND ME OF...
94 00:05:33,934 00:05:35,135 - YOURSELF? - YOURSELF?
95 00:05:35,202 00:05:36,236 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
96 00:05:36,303 00:05:37,538 - HER SOUFFLE IS READY. - HER SOUFFLE IS READY.
97 00:05:43,644 00:05:44,912 - ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS, - ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS,
98 00:05:44,978 00:05:47,548 ON MY COMMAND, WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP, ON MY COMMAND, WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP,
99 00:05:47,615 00:05:49,316 LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW, LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW,
100 00:05:49,383 00:05:52,553 AND NAB MY SWEET LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE. AND NAB MY SWEET LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE.
101 00:05:55,523 00:05:57,057 REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE: REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE:
102 00:05:57,124 00:06:02,663 NO SURRENDER, NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'. NO SURRENDER, NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'.
103 00:06:02,730 00:06:06,066 - HE FORGOT HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX. - HE FORGOT HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX.
104 00:06:06,133 00:06:08,736 - THERE'D BETTER BE A CUPCAKE IN THERE. - THERE'D BETTER BE A CUPCAKE IN THERE.
105 00:06:14,341 00:06:20,013 SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE! YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'! SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE! YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'!
106 00:06:20,080 00:06:22,115 - YOUR LUNCHEON IS SERVED, MY SWEET. - YOUR LUNCHEON IS SERVED, MY SWEET.
107 00:06:22,182 00:06:25,853 - UGH! YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL? - UGH! YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL?
108 00:06:25,919 00:06:26,687 (BANG, CRASH) (BANG, CRASH)
109 00:06:26,754 00:06:28,021 - MY MISTAKE, MILADY. - MY MISTAKE, MILADY.
110 00:06:28,088 00:06:31,358 FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE ON THESE RARE DAINTIES. FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE ON THESE RARE DAINTIES.
111 00:06:31,425 00:06:33,794 - OOHHH! THAT'S WORSE! - OOHHH! THAT'S WORSE!
112 00:06:33,861 00:06:35,162 (CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS) (CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS)
113 00:06:35,228 00:06:37,965 - YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME. - YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME.
114 00:06:38,031 00:06:41,635 I THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. I THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.
115 00:06:41,702 00:06:43,504 - I'LL GET THE MOP. - I'LL GET THE MOP.
116 00:06:43,571 00:06:46,039 - FROM THESE MORSELS DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK, - FROM THESE MORSELS DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK,
117 00:06:46,106 00:06:48,976 FOR I HAVE SLAVED WITHOUT FRIVOLITY. FOR I HAVE SLAVED WITHOUT FRIVOLITY.
118 00:06:49,042 00:06:51,812 - I FEAR, KIND SIR, THOU ART OUT OF LUCK, - I FEAR, KIND SIR, THOU ART OUT OF LUCK,
119 00:06:51,879 00:06:53,614 FOR THEY OFFEND MY FAIR GASTRONOMY. FOR THEY OFFEND MY FAIR GASTRONOMY.
120 00:06:53,681 00:06:56,116 - BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS OF PROUD COMPARE - BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS OF PROUD COMPARE
121 00:06:56,183 00:06:59,920 WITH NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS. WITH NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS.
122 00:06:59,987 00:07:02,389 - BUT I LOVE PASTRIES AND ALL THINGS RARE. - BUT I LOVE PASTRIES AND ALL THINGS RARE.
123 00:07:02,456 00:07:04,892 THOSE UGLY MUFFINS WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS. THOSE UGLY MUFFINS WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS.
124 00:07:04,958 00:07:07,327 - NOW GAZE UPON WHICH I HAVE CREATED. - NOW GAZE UPON WHICH I HAVE CREATED.
125 00:07:07,394 00:07:09,963 A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE. A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE.
126 00:07:10,030 00:07:12,500 - METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK, THOU ARE DEFEATED, - METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK, THOU ARE DEFEATED,
127 00:07:12,566 00:07:16,704 FOR THIS JUNK DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE! FOR THIS JUNK DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE!
128 00:07:16,770 00:07:17,705 (CRASH) (CRASH)
129 00:07:17,771 00:07:19,607 - I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO PLEASE. - I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO PLEASE.
130 00:07:19,673 00:07:22,242 I'VE OFFERED THE BEST OF MY HOME. I'VE OFFERED THE BEST OF MY HOME.
131 00:07:22,309 00:07:24,377 BUT YET AGAIN, YOU ONLY TEASE. BUT YET AGAIN, YOU ONLY TEASE.
132 00:07:24,444 00:07:28,782 I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE BUT THIS GNOME. I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE BUT THIS GNOME.
133 00:07:28,849 00:07:30,283 - HELLO. - HELLO.
134 00:07:30,350 00:07:32,285 - I DON'T WANT A GNOME. - I DON'T WANT A GNOME.
135 00:07:32,352 00:07:33,854 - HEY, AM I DONE HERE - HEY, AM I DONE HERE
136 00:07:33,921 00:07:36,123 - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL. - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL.
137 00:07:36,189 00:07:39,059 - OH, WELL, MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK - OH, WELL, MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK
138 00:07:39,126 00:07:40,928 IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.
139 00:07:40,994 00:07:42,395 AAHHHH! AAHHHH!
140 00:07:42,462 00:07:48,401 - THAT THING IS NASTY. - THAT THING IS NASTY.
141 00:07:48,468 00:07:49,970 - W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING - W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING
142 00:07:50,037 00:07:54,808 - I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER. - I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER.
143 00:08:04,251 00:08:06,119 - WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED. - WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED.
144 00:08:06,186 00:08:07,921 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
145 00:08:07,988 00:08:10,190 - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN. - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN.
146 00:08:10,257 00:08:13,126 - AAAAAHHHHH! - AAAAAHHHHH!
147 00:08:13,193 00:08:17,130 - CATCH THOSE CRITTERS! - CATCH THOSE CRITTERS!
148 00:08:17,197 00:08:19,232 - GRRRRR! - GRRRRR!
149 00:08:19,299 00:08:21,501 COME ON OUT, DODGERS. COME ON OUT, DODGERS.
150 00:08:21,569 00:08:23,737 OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT! OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT!
151 00:08:27,608 00:08:29,843 YES! YES!
152 00:08:29,910 00:08:32,312 OOOOHH. OOOOHH.
153 00:08:32,379 00:08:34,014 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
154 00:08:34,081 00:08:36,650 - NOW, THERE'S A GUY WHO LOVES HIS JOB. - NOW, THERE'S A GUY WHO LOVES HIS JOB.
155 00:08:36,717 00:08:37,851 - RAAAAHHHH! - RAAAAHHHH!
156 00:08:37,918 00:08:38,652 - YIKE! - YIKE!
157 00:08:38,719 00:08:40,053 NEVER FEAR, BELOVED. NEVER FEAR, BELOVED.
158 00:08:40,120 00:08:43,190 I WILL KEEP YOU FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS. I WILL KEEP YOU FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS.
159 00:08:43,256 00:08:44,524 - STOP RIGHT THERE! - STOP RIGHT THERE!
160 00:08:44,592 00:08:47,527 - TAKE HER. SHE'S YOURS. - TAKE HER. SHE'S YOURS.
161 00:08:47,595 00:08:49,763 PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW. PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.
162 00:08:49,830 00:08:54,134 - OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. - OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.
163 00:08:54,201 00:08:56,704 - YOU ARE? - YOU ARE?
164 00:08:56,770 00:08:59,306 - OOH, YES, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! - OOH, YES, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
165 00:08:59,372 00:09:00,240 - STRAIGHT UP - STRAIGHT UP
166 00:09:00,307 00:09:01,709 - DERN TOOTIN'! - DERN TOOTIN'!
167 00:09:01,775 00:09:04,144 I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS AND HOLOCONCERTS. I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS AND HOLOCONCERTS.
168 00:09:04,211 00:09:07,848 THAT GIG YOU DID ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT. THAT GIG YOU DID ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT.
169 00:09:07,915 00:09:09,583 - OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'. - OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'.
170 00:09:09,650 00:09:11,018 - NOTHIN', MY FOOT. - NOTHIN', MY FOOT.
171 00:09:11,084 00:09:14,221 YOUR VOICE NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL. YOUR VOICE NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL.
172 00:09:14,287 00:09:15,689 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! - HEE HEE HEE HEE!
173 00:09:15,756 00:09:18,058 - OH! I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. - OH! I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
174 00:09:18,125 00:09:20,527 AND YOU FALL FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT? AND YOU FALL FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT?
175 00:09:20,594 00:09:24,064 - WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE 'STACHE. - WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE 'STACHE.
176 00:09:24,131 00:09:26,266 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
177 00:09:26,333 00:09:29,369 - THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. - THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
178 00:09:29,436 00:09:31,238 - AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. - AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
179 00:09:31,304 00:09:33,173 - IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SCHEDULING ERROR. - IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SCHEDULING ERROR.
180 00:09:33,240 00:09:35,442 YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER
181 00:09:35,508 00:09:38,245 TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5.
182 00:09:38,311 00:09:42,315 YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6. YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6.
183 00:09:42,382 00:09:43,383 - FREON FESTIVAL? - FREON FESTIVAL?
184 00:09:43,450 00:09:44,985 THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED. THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED.
185 00:09:45,052 00:09:47,655 MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT? MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT?
186 00:09:47,721 00:09:49,556 - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED.
187 00:09:49,623 00:09:52,359 HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE HEE!
188 00:09:52,425 00:09:53,994 - INGRATE! - INGRATE!
189 00:09:54,061 00:09:57,931 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS.
190 00:09:57,998 00:10:00,768 I MEAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY I MEAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY
191 00:10:00,834 00:10:02,569 FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS? FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS?
192 00:10:02,636 00:10:04,204 LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP.
193 00:10:04,271 00:10:06,707 IT'S A MESS! IT'S A MESS!
194 00:10:06,774 00:10:09,643 I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR YOU, LAZYBONES. I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR YOU, LAZYBONES.
195 00:10:09,710 00:10:12,412 AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER IN MY QUARTERS. AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER IN MY QUARTERS.
196 00:10:12,479 00:10:14,214 LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN! LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN!
197 00:10:14,281 00:10:17,617 - I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL. - I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL.
198 00:10:44,745 00:10:46,313 (WOLF HOWLING) (WOLF HOWLING)
199 00:10:52,385 00:10:54,054 - NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS. - NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS.
200 00:10:54,121 00:10:57,958 THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES. THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES.
201 00:10:58,025 00:11:00,160 - NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY. - NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY.
202 00:11:00,227 00:11:02,062 NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR CONVENTION. NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR CONVENTION.
203 00:11:02,129 00:11:04,531 YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME.
204 00:11:04,597 00:11:07,134 - RIGHT. - RIGHT.
205 00:11:07,200 00:11:10,971 SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
206 00:11:11,038 00:11:13,606 OH, MAYBE I'M JUST BEING A WORRYWART. OH, MAYBE I'M JUST BEING A WORRYWART.
207 00:11:13,673 00:11:16,744 AFTER ALL, THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS. AFTER ALL, THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS.
208 00:11:16,810 00:11:21,314 NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS. NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS.
209 00:11:21,381 00:11:26,419 AHH, IT FEELS GREAT TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN. AHH, IT FEELS GREAT TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN.
210 00:11:26,486 00:11:29,723 OH, HOLD IT. FORGOT MY NOTES. OH, HOLD IT. FORGOT MY NOTES.
211 00:11:29,790 00:11:31,291 KEEP THE METER RUNNING. KEEP THE METER RUNNING.
212 00:11:39,499 00:11:42,235 FORGOT MY NOTES. FORGOT MY NOTES.
213 00:11:42,302 00:11:44,337 WHAT'S GOING... WHAT'S GOING...
214 00:11:48,575 00:11:50,844 ON? ON?
215 00:11:50,911 00:11:53,613 (GASP) DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED?! (GASP) DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED?!
216 00:11:53,680 00:11:58,919 - WELL, YOU SEE, IT WENT LIKE THIS... - WELL, YOU SEE, IT WENT LIKE THIS...
217 00:11:58,986 00:12:02,155 I WAS ALL ALONE IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP, I WAS ALL ALONE IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP,
218 00:12:02,222 00:12:05,058 CHECKING OUT ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS CHECKING OUT ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS
219 00:12:05,125 00:12:09,830 AND PASSING TIME USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS... AND PASSING TIME USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS...
220 00:12:17,137 00:12:22,375 PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST IN THE KITCHEN.
221 00:12:22,442 00:12:25,879 (BURP) (BURP)
222 00:12:25,946 00:12:28,315 (PIANO PLAYING) (PIANO PLAYING)
223 00:12:28,381 00:12:33,286 AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS. AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS.
224 00:12:33,353 00:12:34,587 SHEESH, NO PICTURES. SHEESH, NO PICTURES.
225 00:12:34,654 00:12:38,758 YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS. YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS.
226 00:12:45,298 00:12:50,971 BUT IT WAS THE LAB THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST. BUT IT WAS THE LAB THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST.
227 00:12:51,038 00:12:52,405 FOR IT WAS HERE THAT I COULD ALLOW FOR IT WAS HERE THAT I COULD ALLOW
228 00:12:52,472 00:12:56,476 MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMAGINATION FREE REIN! MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMAGINATION FREE REIN!
229 00:13:05,853 00:13:07,287 (BANG) (BANG)
230 00:13:12,893 00:13:14,227 (BOOM) (BOOM)
231 00:13:17,064 00:13:20,100 IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS TO MIX ROOT BEER. IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS TO MIX ROOT BEER.
232 00:13:24,804 00:13:26,206 (BURP) (BURP)
233 00:13:29,642 00:13:33,080 SO THERE I WAS, KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME. SO THERE I WAS, KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME.
234 00:13:36,216 00:13:38,485 WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED. WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED.
235 00:13:47,627 00:13:49,362 HMM. HMM.
236 00:13:52,332 00:13:55,068 IF I COULD MAKE A DECENT SOFT DRINK, IF I COULD MAKE A DECENT SOFT DRINK,
237 00:13:55,135 00:13:57,570 WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM BRANCHING OUT? WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM BRANCHING OUT?
238 00:14:15,222 00:14:18,959 THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY TO PASS THE TIME... THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY TO PASS THE TIME...
239 00:14:19,026 00:14:24,464 NOT TO MENTION PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES. NOT TO MENTION PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES.
240 00:14:24,531 00:14:27,134 STILL, MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS STILL, MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS
241 00:14:27,200 00:14:30,137 REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE. REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE.
242 00:14:34,174 00:14:36,443 JUST A COUPLE OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP. JUST A COUPLE OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP.
243 00:14:36,509 00:14:40,280 CONNECTED TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS... CONNECTED TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS...
244 00:14:40,347 00:14:43,150 A DASH OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY! A DASH OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY!
245 00:14:47,287 00:14:51,558 AND I GAVE LIFE TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING... AND I GAVE LIFE TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING...
246 00:14:51,624 00:14:53,193 CLUCK AND WING. CLUCK AND WING.
247 00:15:07,274 00:15:11,511 EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC. EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC.
248 00:15:11,578 00:15:15,448 AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS, I WAS READY. AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS, I WAS READY.
249 00:15:24,391 00:15:29,997 HMM. NEED SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES. HMM. NEED SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES.
250 00:15:30,063 00:15:32,165 GATHERING MORE RESOURCES, GATHERING MORE RESOURCES,
251 00:15:32,232 00:15:34,934 I ENGAGED IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES I ENGAGED IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES
252 00:15:35,002 00:15:37,270 AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED. AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED.
253 00:15:37,337 00:15:39,172 NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL
254 00:15:39,239 00:15:43,110 TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL. TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
255 00:15:43,176 00:15:45,178 THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO
256 00:15:45,245 00:15:47,447 WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WEATHER CONDITIONS WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WEATHER CONDITIONS
257 00:15:47,514 00:15:50,483 THAT WOULD LEND MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS. THAT WOULD LEND MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS.
258 00:15:55,422 00:16:00,060 BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE... BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE...
259 00:16:00,127 00:16:02,629 THE GIFT OF LIFE. THE GIFT OF LIFE.
260 00:16:34,727 00:16:37,930 - GRRRRR. - GRRRRR.
261 00:16:37,997 00:16:39,066 - SUCCESS! - SUCCESS!
262 00:16:39,132 00:16:40,167 IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
263 00:16:40,233 00:16:42,135 IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE... IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE...
264 00:16:42,202 00:16:43,570 AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO. AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO.
265 00:16:43,636 00:16:46,039 - GET TO THE PART ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE. - GET TO THE PART ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE.
266 00:16:46,106 00:16:49,076 - BE PATIENT. - BE PATIENT.
267 00:16:49,142 00:16:51,644 SURE, MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'. SURE, MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'.
268 00:16:56,816 00:16:58,185 BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM
269 00:16:58,251 00:17:01,588 THE ALL-IMPORTANT RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS. THE ALL-IMPORTANT RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS.
270 00:17:01,654 00:17:02,989 - (BURP) - (BURP)
271 00:17:03,056 00:17:04,157 - FINE. - FINE.
272 00:17:04,224 00:17:08,528 NEXT TIME, TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE. NEXT TIME, TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE.
273 00:17:08,595 00:17:13,166 I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND, USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE. I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND, USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE.
274 00:17:13,233 00:17:17,437 SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK" IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT. SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK" IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT.
275 00:17:19,739 00:17:24,344 - AH HA AHA HA HA! FUNNY. HA HA HA HA! - AH HA AHA HA HA! FUNNY. HA HA HA HA!
276 00:17:24,411 00:17:27,314 - YES, SIR, A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE, - YES, SIR, A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE,
277 00:17:27,380 00:17:29,216 BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES. BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES.
278 00:17:29,282 00:17:34,754 (BOTH LAUGHING) (BOTH LAUGHING)
279 00:17:34,821 00:17:39,058 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF... AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF...
280 00:17:39,126 00:17:41,294 DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY. DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY.
281 00:17:59,912 00:18:01,281 (THUD) (THUD)
282 00:18:01,348 00:18:06,085 SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A BOW. SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A BOW.
283 00:18:06,153 00:18:10,190 - THAT WAS AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR. - THAT WAS AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR.
284 00:18:10,257 00:18:12,125 - EASY COME, EASY GO. - EASY COME, EASY GO.
285 00:18:12,192 00:18:15,328 - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?
286 00:18:15,395 00:18:18,665 - SETTLE DOWN, I.Q. YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS. - SETTLE DOWN, I.Q. YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS.
287 00:18:18,731 00:18:22,669 SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION NEEDED A PROPER JOB. SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION NEEDED A PROPER JOB.
288 00:18:27,607 00:18:32,011 WELCOME, EVERYONE. GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER. WELCOME, EVERYONE. GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER.
289 00:18:32,078 00:18:33,146 - IS HE SMART? - IS HE SMART?
290 00:18:33,213 00:18:37,884 - SMART? WELL...SORT OF. - SMART? WELL...SORT OF.
291 00:18:37,950 00:18:39,619 - IS HE UNDERSTANDING? - IS HE UNDERSTANDING?
292 00:18:39,686 00:18:40,887 - UM... - UM...
293 00:18:40,953 00:18:42,021 - DOES HE LIKE KIDS? - DOES HE LIKE KIDS?
294 00:18:42,088 00:18:44,224 - WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES? - WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES?
295 00:18:44,291 00:18:48,795 (KIDS GIGGLING) (KIDS GIGGLING)
296 00:18:48,861 00:18:51,231 (KIDS SCREAMING) (KIDS SCREAMING)
297 00:18:51,298 00:18:52,732 - COME BACK! - COME BACK!
298 00:18:52,799 00:18:56,803 HOW CAN I TEACH WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?! HOW CAN I TEACH WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?!
299 00:18:56,869 00:19:00,440 - PERHAPS THIS WASN'T THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM. - PERHAPS THIS WASN'T THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM.
300 00:19:03,643 00:19:06,779 I HAD TO LIFT MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS. I HAD TO LIFT MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS.
301 00:19:06,846 00:19:10,983 EASY, BIG FELLA. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. EASY, BIG FELLA. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
302 00:19:11,050 00:19:14,421 - I FAILED AS TEACHER. - I FAILED AS TEACHER.
303 00:19:14,487 00:19:17,590 HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH... HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH...
304 00:19:17,657 00:19:20,092 WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH? WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH?
305 00:19:20,159 00:19:22,128 I GOT IT. THIS WAY. I GOT IT. THIS WAY.
306 00:19:22,195 00:19:24,397 I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED. I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED.
307 00:19:24,464 00:19:27,667 AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU. AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU.
308 00:19:27,734 00:19:30,670 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT.
309 00:19:45,785 00:19:48,120 - HRRRRR! - HRRRRR!
310 00:19:48,187 00:19:49,322 - EUREKA! - EUREKA!
311 00:19:49,389 00:19:51,391 I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
312 00:19:51,458 00:19:54,093 AND NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. AND NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
313 00:19:54,160 00:19:56,162 SHE'S ALL YOURS. SHE'S ALL YOURS.
314 00:19:56,229 00:19:59,098 TAKE A LOOK. TAKE A LOOK.
315 00:19:59,165 00:20:02,769 - (WHISTLING) - (WHISTLING)
316 00:20:08,275 00:20:10,943 - NOW, DON'T BE... - NOW, DON'T BE...
317 00:20:11,010 00:20:14,414 HASTY? HASTY?
318 00:20:14,481 00:20:16,449 - NOT YOUR FINEST WORK. - NOT YOUR FINEST WORK.
319 00:20:16,516 00:20:18,285 - IT WAS THE FIRST TRY. - IT WAS THE FIRST TRY.
320 00:20:18,351 00:20:20,487 BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART! BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART!
321 00:20:20,553 00:20:23,222 WELL, NOT REALLY A GREAT HEART. WELL, NOT REALLY A GREAT HEART.
322 00:20:23,290 00:20:25,325 - WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE... - WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE...
323 00:20:25,392 00:20:30,162 JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS, WITH ME, JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS, WITH ME,
324 00:20:30,229 00:20:32,399 AND BE MY BRIDE? AND BE MY BRIDE?
325 00:20:32,465 00:20:36,202 - I THINK I'LL PASS. - I THINK I'LL PASS.
326 00:20:36,269 00:20:37,604 - TAKE IT FROM ME, - TAKE IT FROM ME,
327 00:20:37,670 00:20:40,940 YOU GET USED TO THIS SORT OF THING. YOU GET USED TO THIS SORT OF THING.
328 00:20:41,007 00:20:43,343 - RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! - RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH!
329 00:20:43,410 00:20:45,378 AARRGGGHHH! AARRGGGHHH!
330 00:20:45,445 00:20:47,880 - IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST. - IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST.
331 00:20:47,947 00:20:50,283 SHE SIGNED A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT SHE SIGNED A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT
332 00:20:50,350 00:20:52,352 AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME. AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME.
333 00:20:52,419 00:20:54,754 - DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?! - DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?!
334 00:20:54,821 00:20:57,624 - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
335 00:20:57,690 00:21:01,193 SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED, SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED,
336 00:21:01,260 00:21:02,929 AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE! AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE!
337 00:21:02,995 00:21:05,298 - (CRYING) - (CRYING)
338 00:21:05,365 00:21:10,503 - AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE! - AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE!
339 00:21:10,570 00:21:12,572 THEN THE PEASANTS WERE PRETTY TICKED, THEN THE PEASANTS WERE PRETTY TICKED,
340 00:21:12,639 00:21:14,507 AND THEY CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE AND THEY CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE
341 00:21:14,574 00:21:18,478 AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE OLD MILL. AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE OLD MILL.
342 00:21:18,545 00:21:22,849 ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CARELESS EMBER. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CARELESS EMBER.
343 00:21:22,915 00:21:26,353 AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS! AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS!
344 00:21:26,419 00:21:28,488 YOU KNOW, A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM YOU KNOW, A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM
345 00:21:28,555 00:21:30,957 MIGHT HAVE MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. MIGHT HAVE MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.
346 00:21:31,023 00:21:35,094 AND THEN YOU CAME BACK, LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES YOU LEFT BEHIND. AND THEN YOU CAME BACK, LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES YOU LEFT BEHIND.
347 00:21:35,161 00:21:36,929 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
348 00:21:36,996 00:21:39,131 I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE MORE THAN A MINUTE. I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE MORE THAN A MINUTE.
349 00:21:39,198 00:21:43,302 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN ASK HIM. - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN ASK HIM.
350 00:21:43,370 00:21:46,773 - YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER. - YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER.
351 00:21:46,839 00:21:48,140 - (GASP) - (GASP)
352 00:21:48,207 00:21:51,844 I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING. I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING.