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1 | 00:00:10,678 | 00:00:12,746 | - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CADET? | - YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND, CADET? |
2 | 00:00:12,813 | 00:00:16,016 | JUMBO SHRIMP. THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. | JUMBO SHRIMP. THAT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. |
3 | 00:00:16,084 | 00:00:17,651 | - TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR. | - TH-TH-THAT'S AN OXYMORON, SIR. |
4 | 00:00:17,718 | 00:00:18,986 | - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? | - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? |
5 | 00:00:19,053 | 00:00:20,554 | - AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH | - AN OXYMORON IS A FIGURE OF SPEECH |
6 | 00:00:20,621 | 00:00:23,357 | IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS ARE COMBINED, | IN WHICH CONTRADICTORY TERMS ARE COMBINED, |
7 | 00:00:23,424 | 00:00:27,428 | LIKE FREE TRADE OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM. | LIKE FREE TRADE OR COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM. |
8 | 00:00:27,495 | 00:00:29,297 | - THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS IS KILLING US | - THAT ATTITUDE OF YOURS IS KILLING US |
9 | 00:00:29,363 | 00:00:31,565 | IN THE FLYOVER STATES. | IN THE FLYOVER STATES. |
10 | 00:00:31,632 | 00:00:34,468 | - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. | - THIS IS DOCTOR I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. |
11 | 00:00:34,535 | 00:00:36,670 | - YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW. | - YEAH, I RECOGNIZE YOU BY NOW. |
12 | 00:00:36,737 | 00:00:39,973 | - DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER, | - DODGERS, YOU ARE ORDERED TO DELIVER LADY CHANTICLEER, |
13 | 00:00:40,040 | 00:00:41,209 | THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA, | THE INTERGALACTIC DIVA, |
14 | 00:00:41,275 | 00:00:44,545 | TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. | TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. |
15 | 00:00:44,612 | 00:00:47,248 | THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE. | THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE. |
16 | 00:00:47,315 | 00:00:49,683 | HE IS A BIG FAN OF LADY CHANTICLEER. | HE IS A BIG FAN OF LADY CHANTICLEER. |
17 | 00:00:49,750 | 00:00:50,984 | - MAY I REMIND YOU | - MAY I REMIND YOU |
18 | 00:00:51,051 | 00:00:53,787 | THAT I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN? | THAT I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SPACE CAPTAIN? |
19 | 00:00:53,854 | 00:00:55,789 | I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. | I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. |
20 | 00:00:55,856 | 00:00:57,325 | - UH-HUH. | - UH-HUH. |
21 | 00:00:57,391 | 00:00:59,160 | LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP. | LADY CHANTICLEER IS READY TO BE EVAPORATED TO YOUR SHIP. |
22 | 00:00:59,227 | 00:01:00,494 | - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO... | - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO... |
23 | 00:01:07,868 | 00:01:09,637 | - YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP? | - YOU CALL THIS A SPACESHIP? |
24 | 00:01:09,703 | 00:01:12,373 | IT LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME. | IT LOOKS LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK TO ME. |
25 | 00:01:15,943 | 00:01:21,349 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * |
26 | 00:01:24,385 | 00:01:30,491 | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE * | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE * |
27 | 00:01:32,493 | 00:01:38,466 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
28 | 00:01:41,835 | 00:01:46,607 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * |
29 | 00:01:49,343 | 00:01:55,115 | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * |
30 | 00:01:57,585 | 00:02:03,691 | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
31 | 00:02:25,646 | 00:02:27,080 | - THESE QUARTERS JUST WON'T DO. | - THESE QUARTERS JUST WON'T DO. |
32 | 00:02:27,147 | 00:02:30,818 | I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR. | I AM A TREASURED INTERGALACTIC SUPERSTAR. |
33 | 00:02:30,884 | 00:02:32,486 | I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. | I HAVE CERTAIN STANDARDS. |
34 | 00:02:32,553 | 00:02:35,856 | - WELL, THIS IS THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP. | - WELL, THIS IS THE SWANKIEST ROOM ON THE SHIP. |
35 | 00:02:35,923 | 00:02:36,957 | - SWANKY, MY... | - SWANKY, MY... |
36 | 00:02:37,024 | 00:02:42,630 | WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE! | WHY, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE! |
37 | 00:02:42,696 | 00:02:44,064 | - I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS PRETTY... | - I DON'T KNOW. IT LOOKS PRETTY... |
38 | 00:02:44,131 | 00:02:45,633 | - YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT. | - YOU DON'T KNOW, IS RIGHT. |
39 | 00:02:45,699 | 00:02:46,367 | - HUH? | - HUH? |
40 | 00:02:46,434 | 00:02:47,768 | - YOU CALL THIS ART? | - YOU CALL THIS ART? |
41 | 00:02:47,835 | 00:02:51,639 | - I BELIEVE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO... | - I BELIEVE THAT'S AN ORIGINAL LEONARDO... |
42 | 00:02:51,705 | 00:02:52,973 | da VINCI. | da VINCI. |
43 | 00:02:53,040 | 00:02:56,644 | - I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT AND INTELLECTUAL. | - I WANT SOMETHING ABSTRACT AND INTELLECTUAL. |
44 | 00:02:56,710 | 00:02:59,280 | - OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA" WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED | - OF COURSE, THE "MONA LISA" WOULD HAVE TO BE PAINTED |
45 | 00:02:59,347 | 00:03:00,314 | ON A WOOD PANEL. | ON A WOOD PANEL. |
46 | 00:03:00,381 | 00:03:02,049 | - HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! | - HEY, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! |
47 | 00:03:02,115 | 00:03:05,886 | - ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF JUNK COMING RIGHT UP. | - ONE PIECE OF COLD AND ALOOF JUNK COMING RIGHT UP. |
48 | 00:03:05,953 | 00:03:07,255 | LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE. | LOOKS PRETTY NICE THERE. |
49 | 00:03:07,321 | 00:03:10,991 | - IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. | - IT WOULD IF IT WEREN'T HANGING UPSIDE DOWN. |
50 | 00:03:11,058 | 00:03:15,195 | - YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER. | - YOU'VE GOT A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN I DO, SISTER. |
51 | 00:03:15,263 | 00:03:17,331 | - OH, THAT'S PERFECT! | - OH, THAT'S PERFECT! |
52 | 00:03:17,398 | 00:03:20,901 | - VIOLA! ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. | - VIOLA! ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. |
53 | 00:03:20,968 | 00:03:22,403 | - NOT SO FAST, DUCK. | - NOT SO FAST, DUCK. |
54 | 00:03:22,470 | 00:03:23,971 | I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS. | I HAVE A FEW MORE DEMANDS. |
55 | 00:03:31,512 | 00:03:34,315 | - HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIANT PANDA? | - HMM. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A GIANT PANDA? |
56 | 00:03:34,382 | 00:03:36,049 | - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. | - THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. |
57 | 00:03:36,116 | 00:03:37,651 | - STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS. | - STUPID CELEBRITY GUEST STARS. |
58 | 00:03:37,718 | 00:03:41,755 | STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB. | STILL, I DO FANCY THE CUT OF THIS WOMAN'S JIB. |
59 | 00:03:55,102 | 00:03:58,306 | - NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET. | - NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU'VE RECEIVED NEWS ABOUT THE TARGET. |
60 | 00:03:58,372 | 00:03:59,273 | - YES, GENERAL. | - YES, GENERAL. |
61 | 00:03:59,340 | 00:04:04,945 | - I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS. | - I'LL BE IN MY QUARTERS. |
62 | 00:04:05,012 | 00:04:08,248 | (POP MUSIC PLAYING) | (POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
63 | 00:04:08,316 | 00:04:12,052 | - * OHHH OHHH OHHH * | - * OHHH OHHH OHHH * |
64 | 00:04:12,119 | 00:04:17,090 | * OHHH OHHHH OHHH * | * OHHH OHHHH OHHH * |
65 | 00:04:17,157 | 00:04:18,426 | - GENERAL? - YES. | - GENERAL? - YES. |
66 | 00:04:18,492 | 00:04:20,093 | - THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE HAS RETURNED. | - THE ROBOTIC RECON DRONE HAS RETURNED. |
67 | 00:04:20,160 | 00:04:21,094 | - SUCCESS? | - SUCCESS? |
68 | 00:04:21,161 | 00:04:22,095 | - YES, GENERAL. | - YES, GENERAL. |
69 | 00:04:22,162 | 00:04:24,164 | WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER. | WE'VE LOCATED LADY CHANTICLEER. |
70 | 00:04:24,231 | 00:04:25,966 | - YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE? | - YOU FOUND MY CHANTIE? |
71 | 00:04:26,033 | 00:04:28,369 | WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? | WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS SHE? |
72 | 00:04:28,436 | 00:04:31,339 | - SHE'S ABOARD DUCK DODGERS' SHIP. | - SHE'S ABOARD DUCK DODGERS' SHIP. |
73 | 00:04:31,405 | 00:04:35,008 | - SET A COURSE FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR. | - SET A COURSE FOR MY RENDEZVOUS WITH AMOUR. |
74 | 00:04:37,511 | 00:04:41,715 | - SATIN PILLOWS! | - SATIN PILLOWS! |
75 | 00:04:41,782 | 00:04:45,085 | FRESH FRUIT! | FRESH FRUIT! |
76 | 00:04:45,152 | 00:04:47,921 | COOL, CLEAR WATER! | COOL, CLEAR WATER! |
77 | 00:04:47,988 | 00:04:50,791 | SCENTED CANDLES! | SCENTED CANDLES! |
78 | 00:04:50,858 | 00:04:56,096 | SCISSORS! | SCISSORS! |
79 | 00:04:56,163 | 00:04:58,966 | A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS! | A BUSHEL OF ASTRODOLLARS! |
80 | 00:04:59,032 | 00:05:03,136 | FANCY FRENCH COUTURE! | FANCY FRENCH COUTURE! |
81 | 00:05:03,203 | 00:05:04,938 | - UNH! OW! | - UNH! OW! |
82 | 00:05:05,005 | 00:05:06,073 | - DODGERS! | - DODGERS! |
83 | 00:05:06,139 | 00:05:09,543 | - YIPE. | - YIPE. |
84 | 00:05:09,610 | 00:05:10,844 | DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. | DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. |
85 | 00:05:10,911 | 00:05:14,382 | LING LING HERE IS JUST A LOANER. | LING LING HERE IS JUST A LOANER. |
86 | 00:05:14,448 | 00:05:16,650 | WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY, ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY | WHAT SAY YOU, MILADY, ABOUT THIS RICH BOUNTY |
87 | 00:05:16,717 | 00:05:19,052 | PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT? | PROVIDED FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT? |
88 | 00:05:19,119 | 00:05:21,589 | - WELL...IT STINKS! | - WELL...IT STINKS! |
89 | 00:05:21,655 | 00:05:22,990 | - WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? | - WELL, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT? |
90 | 00:05:23,056 | 00:05:25,993 | ALL THIS THING DOES IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP. | ALL THIS THING DOES IS EAT BAMBOO AND POOP. |
91 | 00:05:26,059 | 00:05:27,695 | - EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - EH, P-P-POOR CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
92 | 00:05:27,761 | 00:05:30,898 | - THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET. | - THERE'S SOMETHING CAPTIVATING ABOUT THIS DAMSEL, CADET. |
93 | 00:05:30,964 | 00:05:33,867 | HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS REMIND ME OF... | HER OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS REMIND ME OF... |
94 | 00:05:33,934 | 00:05:35,135 | - YOURSELF? | - YOURSELF? |
95 | 00:05:35,202 | 00:05:36,236 | (BELL RINGS) | (BELL RINGS) |
96 | 00:05:36,303 | 00:05:37,538 | - HER SOUFFLE IS READY. | - HER SOUFFLE IS READY. |
97 | 00:05:43,644 | 00:05:44,912 | - ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS, | - ALL RIGHT, WARRIORS, |
98 | 00:05:44,978 | 00:05:47,548 | ON MY COMMAND, WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP, | ON MY COMMAND, WE SHALL BOARD DODGERS' SHIP, |
99 | 00:05:47,615 | 00:05:49,316 | LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW, | LAY WASTE TO HIS CREW, |
100 | 00:05:49,383 | 00:05:52,553 | AND NAB MY SWEET LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE. | AND NAB MY SWEET LITTLE CHANTIE-WANTIE. |
101 | 00:05:55,523 | 00:05:57,057 | REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE: | REMEMBER THE KLUNKIN CODE: |
102 | 00:05:57,124 | 00:06:02,663 | NO SURRENDER, NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'. | NO SURRENDER, NO PRISONERS, NO KIDDIN'. |
103 | 00:06:02,730 | 00:06:06,066 | - HE FORGOT HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX. | - HE FORGOT HIS CHANTICLEER LUNCH BOX. |
104 | 00:06:06,133 | 00:06:08,736 | - THERE'D BETTER BE A CUPCAKE IN THERE. | - THERE'D BETTER BE A CUPCAKE IN THERE. |
105 | 00:06:14,341 | 00:06:20,013 | SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE! YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'! | SIT TIGHT, CHANTIE! YOUR SA'AMMY-BOY'S A-COMIN'! |
106 | 00:06:20,080 | 00:06:22,115 | - YOUR LUNCHEON IS SERVED, MY SWEET. | - YOUR LUNCHEON IS SERVED, MY SWEET. |
107 | 00:06:22,182 | 00:06:25,853 | - UGH! YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL? | - UGH! YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT SUCH COMMON SWILL? |
108 | 00:06:25,919 | 00:06:26,687 | (BANG, CRASH) | (BANG, CRASH) |
109 | 00:06:26,754 | 00:06:28,021 | - MY MISTAKE, MILADY. | - MY MISTAKE, MILADY. |
110 | 00:06:28,088 | 00:06:31,358 | FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE ON THESE RARE DAINTIES. | FEAST THY ELITIST PALATE ON THESE RARE DAINTIES. |
111 | 00:06:31,425 | 00:06:33,794 | - OOHHH! THAT'S WORSE! | - OOHHH! THAT'S WORSE! |
112 | 00:06:33,861 | 00:06:35,162 | (CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS) | (CRASH, SHATTERING GLASS) |
113 | 00:06:35,228 | 00:06:37,965 | - YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME. | - YES, WORSE. HOW STUPID OF ME. |
114 | 00:06:38,031 | 00:06:41,635 | I THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. | I THINK SHE'S REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. |
115 | 00:06:41,702 | 00:06:43,504 | - I'LL GET THE MOP. | - I'LL GET THE MOP. |
116 | 00:06:43,571 | 00:06:46,039 | - FROM THESE MORSELS DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK, | - FROM THESE MORSELS DO YOUR JUDGMENT PLUCK, |
117 | 00:06:46,106 | 00:06:48,976 | FOR I HAVE SLAVED WITHOUT FRIVOLITY. | FOR I HAVE SLAVED WITHOUT FRIVOLITY. |
118 | 00:06:49,042 | 00:06:51,812 | - I FEAR, KIND SIR, THOU ART OUT OF LUCK, | - I FEAR, KIND SIR, THOU ART OUT OF LUCK, |
119 | 00:06:51,879 | 00:06:53,614 | FOR THEY OFFEND MY FAIR GASTRONOMY. | FOR THEY OFFEND MY FAIR GASTRONOMY. |
120 | 00:06:53,681 | 00:06:56,116 | - BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS OF PROUD COMPARE | - BUT THESE ARE MUFFINS OF PROUD COMPARE |
121 | 00:06:56,183 | 00:06:59,920 | WITH NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS. | WITH NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE EARTH'S RICH GEMS. |
122 | 00:06:59,987 | 00:07:02,389 | - BUT I LOVE PASTRIES AND ALL THINGS RARE. | - BUT I LOVE PASTRIES AND ALL THINGS RARE. |
123 | 00:07:02,456 | 00:07:04,892 | THOSE UGLY MUFFINS WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS. | THOSE UGLY MUFFINS WILL GIVE ME THE BENDS. |
124 | 00:07:04,958 | 00:07:07,327 | - NOW GAZE UPON WHICH I HAVE CREATED. | - NOW GAZE UPON WHICH I HAVE CREATED. |
125 | 00:07:07,394 | 00:07:09,963 | A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE. | A GOLDEN GOURMET'S TREASURE. |
126 | 00:07:10,030 | 00:07:12,500 | - METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK, THOU ARE DEFEATED, | - METHINKS, YOUNG DUCK, THOU ARE DEFEATED, |
127 | 00:07:12,566 | 00:07:16,704 | FOR THIS JUNK DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE! | FOR THIS JUNK DON'T BRING ME NO PLEASURE! |
128 | 00:07:16,770 | 00:07:17,705 | (CRASH) | (CRASH) |
129 | 00:07:17,771 | 00:07:19,607 | - I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO PLEASE. | - I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO PLEASE. |
130 | 00:07:19,673 | 00:07:22,242 | I'VE OFFERED THE BEST OF MY HOME. | I'VE OFFERED THE BEST OF MY HOME. |
131 | 00:07:22,309 | 00:07:24,377 | BUT YET AGAIN, YOU ONLY TEASE. | BUT YET AGAIN, YOU ONLY TEASE. |
132 | 00:07:24,444 | 00:07:28,782 | I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE BUT THIS GNOME. | I'VE NOTHING TO GIVE BUT THIS GNOME. |
133 | 00:07:28,849 | 00:07:30,283 | - HELLO. | - HELLO. |
134 | 00:07:30,350 | 00:07:32,285 | - I DON'T WANT A GNOME. | - I DON'T WANT A GNOME. |
135 | 00:07:32,352 | 00:07:33,854 | - HEY, AM I DONE HERE | - HEY, AM I DONE HERE |
136 | 00:07:33,921 | 00:07:36,123 | - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL. | - YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT, NIGEL. |
137 | 00:07:36,189 | 00:07:39,059 | - OH, WELL, MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK | - OH, WELL, MAYBE I CAN SCARE UP SOME WORK |
138 | 00:07:39,126 | 00:07:40,928 | IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. | IN A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. |
139 | 00:07:40,994 | 00:07:42,395 | AAHHHH! | AAHHHH! |
140 | 00:07:42,462 | 00:07:48,401 | - THAT THING IS NASTY. | - THAT THING IS NASTY. |
141 | 00:07:48,468 | 00:07:49,970 | - W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING | - W-W-W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING |
142 | 00:07:50,037 | 00:07:54,808 | - I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER. | - I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO THE LOVELY LADY CHANTICLEER. |
143 | 00:08:04,251 | 00:08:06,119 | - WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED. | - WE'RE BEING B-B-B-BOARDED. |
144 | 00:08:06,186 | 00:08:07,921 | - (SCREAMING) | - (SCREAMING) |
145 | 00:08:07,988 | 00:08:10,190 | - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN. | - I BELIEVE THAT IS OUR CUE TO RUN. |
146 | 00:08:10,257 | 00:08:13,126 | - AAAAAHHHHH! | - AAAAAHHHHH! |
147 | 00:08:13,193 | 00:08:17,130 | - CATCH THOSE CRITTERS! | - CATCH THOSE CRITTERS! |
148 | 00:08:17,197 | 00:08:19,232 | - GRRRRR! | - GRRRRR! |
149 | 00:08:19,299 | 00:08:21,501 | COME ON OUT, DODGERS. | COME ON OUT, DODGERS. |
150 | 00:08:21,569 | 00:08:23,737 | OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT! | OR I'LL BLAST YOU OUT! |
151 | 00:08:27,608 | 00:08:29,843 | YES! | YES! |
152 | 00:08:29,910 | 00:08:32,312 | OOOOHH. | OOOOHH. |
153 | 00:08:32,379 | 00:08:34,014 | HA HA HA HA HA! | HA HA HA HA HA! |
154 | 00:08:34,081 | 00:08:36,650 | - NOW, THERE'S A GUY WHO LOVES HIS JOB. | - NOW, THERE'S A GUY WHO LOVES HIS JOB. |
155 | 00:08:36,717 | 00:08:37,851 | - RAAAAHHHH! | - RAAAAHHHH! |
156 | 00:08:37,918 | 00:08:38,652 | - YIKE! | - YIKE! |
157 | 00:08:38,719 | 00:08:40,053 | NEVER FEAR, BELOVED. | NEVER FEAR, BELOVED. |
158 | 00:08:40,120 | 00:08:43,190 | I WILL KEEP YOU FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS. | I WILL KEEP YOU FROM THESE FILTHY MONGRELS. |
159 | 00:08:43,256 | 00:08:44,524 | - STOP RIGHT THERE! | - STOP RIGHT THERE! |
160 | 00:08:44,592 | 00:08:47,527 | - TAKE HER. SHE'S YOURS. | - TAKE HER. SHE'S YOURS. |
161 | 00:08:47,595 | 00:08:49,763 | PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW. | PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW. |
162 | 00:08:49,830 | 00:08:54,134 | - OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. | - OH, MILADY, I'M HUMBLED TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. |
163 | 00:08:54,201 | 00:08:56,704 | - YOU ARE? | - YOU ARE? |
164 | 00:08:56,770 | 00:08:59,306 | - OOH, YES, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! | - OOH, YES, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! |
165 | 00:08:59,372 | 00:09:00,240 | - STRAIGHT UP | - STRAIGHT UP |
166 | 00:09:00,307 | 00:09:01,709 | - DERN TOOTIN'! | - DERN TOOTIN'! |
167 | 00:09:01,775 | 00:09:04,144 | I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS AND HOLOCONCERTS. | I GOT ALL YOUR RECORDINGS AND HOLOCONCERTS. |
168 | 00:09:04,211 | 00:09:07,848 | THAT GIG YOU DID ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT. | THAT GIG YOU DID ON NOXZEMA 12 WAS MAGNIFICENT. |
169 | 00:09:07,915 | 00:09:09,583 | - OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'. | - OH, THAT WAS NOTHIN'. |
170 | 00:09:09,650 | 00:09:11,018 | - NOTHIN', MY FOOT. | - NOTHIN', MY FOOT. |
171 | 00:09:11,084 | 00:09:14,221 | YOUR VOICE NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL. | YOUR VOICE NEVER SOUNDED MORE BEAUTIFUL. |
172 | 00:09:14,287 | 00:09:15,689 | - HEE HEE HEE HEE! | - HEE HEE HEE HEE! |
173 | 00:09:15,756 | 00:09:18,058 | - OH! I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. | - OH! I BROUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED. |
174 | 00:09:18,125 | 00:09:20,527 | AND YOU FALL FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT? | AND YOU FALL FOR THIS FREAKY LITTLE RUNT? |
175 | 00:09:20,594 | 00:09:24,064 | - WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE 'STACHE. | - WHAT CAN I SAY? CHICKS DID THE 'STACHE. |
176 | 00:09:24,131 | 00:09:26,266 | HA HA HA HA! | HA HA HA HA! |
177 | 00:09:26,333 | 00:09:29,369 | - THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. | - THIS IS DR. I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. |
178 | 00:09:29,436 | 00:09:31,238 | - AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. | - AGAIN, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. |
179 | 00:09:31,304 | 00:09:33,173 | - IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SCHEDULING ERROR. | - IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SCHEDULING ERROR. |
180 | 00:09:33,240 | 00:09:35,442 | YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER | YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING LADY CHANTICLEER |
181 | 00:09:35,508 | 00:09:38,245 | TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. | TO THE FLUORIDE FESTIVAL OF FESTUVIUS 5. |
182 | 00:09:38,311 | 00:09:42,315 | YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6. | YOU SHOULD BRING HER TO THE FREON FAIR OF FESTUVIUS 6. |
183 | 00:09:42,382 | 00:09:43,383 | - FREON FESTIVAL? | - FREON FESTIVAL? |
184 | 00:09:43,450 | 00:09:44,985 | THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED. | THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED. |
185 | 00:09:45,052 | 00:09:47,655 | MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT? | MAY I GIVE THE LADY A LIFT? |
186 | 00:09:47,721 | 00:09:49,556 | - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. | - I WOULD BE DELIGHTED. |
187 | 00:09:49,623 | 00:09:52,359 | HEE HEE HEE HEE! | HEE HEE HEE HEE! |
188 | 00:09:52,425 | 00:09:53,994 | - INGRATE! | - INGRATE! |
189 | 00:09:54,061 | 00:09:57,931 | I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS. | I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT WOMAN'S OFFENSIVE CHARMS. |
190 | 00:09:57,998 | 00:10:00,768 | I MEAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY | I MEAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COURTESY |
191 | 00:10:00,834 | 00:10:02,569 | FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS? | FOR SOMEONE'S FEELINGS? |
192 | 00:10:02,636 | 00:10:04,204 | LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP. | LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY SHIP. |
193 | 00:10:04,271 | 00:10:06,707 | IT'S A MESS! | IT'S A MESS! |
194 | 00:10:06,774 | 00:10:09,643 | I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR YOU, LAZYBONES. | I GUESS IT'S BACK TO WORK FOR YOU, LAZYBONES. |
195 | 00:10:09,710 | 00:10:12,412 | AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER IN MY QUARTERS. | AND I'LL TAKE MY DINNER IN MY QUARTERS. |
196 | 00:10:12,479 | 00:10:14,214 | LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN! | LOW CARBS, HIGH PROTEIN! |
197 | 00:10:14,281 | 00:10:17,617 | - I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL. | - I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE EVERYTHING B-B-BACK TO NORMAL. |
198 | 00:10:44,745 | 00:10:46,313 | (WOLF HOWLING) | (WOLF HOWLING) |
199 | 00:10:52,385 | 00:10:54,054 | - NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS. | - NOW, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THINGS. |
200 | 00:10:54,121 | 00:10:57,958 | THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES. | THIS HOME AND LABORATORY HAVE BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR CENTURIES. |
201 | 00:10:58,025 | 00:11:00,160 | - NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY. | - NO SWEAT, BULB DADDY. |
202 | 00:11:00,227 | 00:11:02,062 | NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR CONVENTION. | NOW RUN ALONG TO YOUR CONVENTION. |
203 | 00:11:02,129 | 00:11:04,531 | YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. | YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. |
204 | 00:11:04,597 | 00:11:07,134 | - RIGHT. | - RIGHT. |
205 | 00:11:07,200 | 00:11:10,971 | SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. | SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. |
206 | 00:11:11,038 | 00:11:13,606 | OH, MAYBE I'M JUST BEING A WORRYWART. | OH, MAYBE I'M JUST BEING A WORRYWART. |
207 | 00:11:13,673 | 00:11:16,744 | AFTER ALL, THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS. | AFTER ALL, THE SCIENTIST CONVENTION IS ONLY FOR TWO DAYS. |
208 | 00:11:16,810 | 00:11:21,314 | NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS. | NOT EVEN DODGERS COULD CAUSE THAT MUCH TROUBLE IN 48 HOURS. |
209 | 00:11:21,381 | 00:11:26,419 | AHH, IT FEELS GREAT TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN. | AHH, IT FEELS GREAT TO EMBARK ON A CEREBRAL SOJOURN. |
210 | 00:11:26,486 | 00:11:29,723 | OH, HOLD IT. FORGOT MY NOTES. | OH, HOLD IT. FORGOT MY NOTES. |
211 | 00:11:29,790 | 00:11:31,291 | KEEP THE METER RUNNING. | KEEP THE METER RUNNING. |
212 | 00:11:39,499 | 00:11:42,235 | FORGOT MY NOTES. | FORGOT MY NOTES. |
213 | 00:11:42,302 | 00:11:44,337 | WHAT'S GOING... | WHAT'S GOING... |
214 | 00:11:48,575 | 00:11:50,844 | ON? | ON? |
215 | 00:11:50,911 | 00:11:53,613 | (GASP) DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED?! | (GASP) DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED?! |
216 | 00:11:53,680 | 00:11:58,919 | - WELL, YOU SEE, IT WENT LIKE THIS... | - WELL, YOU SEE, IT WENT LIKE THIS... |
217 | 00:11:58,986 | 00:12:02,155 | I WAS ALL ALONE IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP, | I WAS ALL ALONE IN THIS CAVERNOUS OLD DUMP, |
218 | 00:12:02,222 | 00:12:05,058 | CHECKING OUT ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS | CHECKING OUT ALL YOUR WORTHLESS ARTIFACTS |
219 | 00:12:05,125 | 00:12:09,830 | AND PASSING TIME USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS... | AND PASSING TIME USING MY FENG SHUI SKILLS... |
220 | 00:12:17,137 | 00:12:22,375 | PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. | PREPARING A GOURMET FEAST IN THE KITCHEN. |
221 | 00:12:22,442 | 00:12:25,879 | (BURP) | (BURP) |
222 | 00:12:25,946 | 00:12:28,315 | (PIANO PLAYING) | (PIANO PLAYING) |
223 | 00:12:28,381 | 00:12:33,286 | AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS. | AND PASSING HOURS IN THE LIBRARY BURIED IN RARE FIRST EDITIONS. |
224 | 00:12:33,353 | 00:12:34,587 | SHEESH, NO PICTURES. | SHEESH, NO PICTURES. |
225 | 00:12:34,654 | 00:12:38,758 | YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS. | YOU'D THINK I.Q. WOULD AT LEAST INVEST IN SOME COMICS. |
226 | 00:12:45,298 | 00:12:50,971 | BUT IT WAS THE LAB THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST. | BUT IT WAS THE LAB THAT INTRIGUED ME THE MOST. |
227 | 00:12:51,038 | 00:12:52,405 | FOR IT WAS HERE THAT I COULD ALLOW | FOR IT WAS HERE THAT I COULD ALLOW |
228 | 00:12:52,472 | 00:12:56,476 | MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMAGINATION FREE REIN! | MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMAGINATION FREE REIN! |
229 | 00:13:05,853 | 00:13:07,287 | (BANG) | (BANG) |
230 | 00:13:12,893 | 00:13:14,227 | (BOOM) | (BOOM) |
231 | 00:13:17,064 | 00:13:20,100 | IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS TO MIX ROOT BEER. | IT TAKE A SHEER GENIUS TO MIX ROOT BEER. |
232 | 00:13:24,804 | 00:13:26,206 | (BURP) | (BURP) |
233 | 00:13:29,642 | 00:13:33,080 | SO THERE I WAS, KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME. | SO THERE I WAS, KILLING TIME ALL BY MY LONESOME. |
234 | 00:13:36,216 | 00:13:38,485 | WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED. | WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED. |
235 | 00:13:47,627 | 00:13:49,362 | HMM. | HMM. |
236 | 00:13:52,332 | 00:13:55,068 | IF I COULD MAKE A DECENT SOFT DRINK, | IF I COULD MAKE A DECENT SOFT DRINK, |
237 | 00:13:55,135 | 00:13:57,570 | WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM BRANCHING OUT? | WHAT WOULD STOP ME FROM BRANCHING OUT? |
238 | 00:14:15,222 | 00:14:18,959 | THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY TO PASS THE TIME... | THIS PROVED A TERRIFIC WAY TO PASS THE TIME... |
239 | 00:14:19,026 | 00:14:24,464 | NOT TO MENTION PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES. | NOT TO MENTION PLAY ARCANE BOARD GAMES. |
240 | 00:14:24,531 | 00:14:27,134 | STILL, MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS | STILL, MY CREATIVE SCIENTIFIC IMPETUS |
241 | 00:14:27,200 | 00:14:30,137 | REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE. | REQUIRED FURTHER MASSAGE. |
242 | 00:14:34,174 | 00:14:36,443 | JUST A COUPLE OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP. | JUST A COUPLE OF BALLET SLIPPERS I DUG UP. |
243 | 00:14:36,509 | 00:14:40,280 | CONNECTED TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS... | CONNECTED TO SOME CRUCIAL NERVE ENDINGS... |
244 | 00:14:40,347 | 00:14:43,150 | A DASH OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY! | A DASH OF HIGH-VOLTAGE ELECTRICITY! |
245 | 00:14:47,287 | 00:14:51,558 | AND I GAVE LIFE TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING... | AND I GAVE LIFE TO A PRIMITIVE, YET RIVETING... |
246 | 00:14:51,624 | 00:14:53,193 | CLUCK AND WING. | CLUCK AND WING. |
247 | 00:15:07,274 | 00:15:11,511 | EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC. | EVERYBODY'S A DANCE CRITIC. |
248 | 00:15:11,578 | 00:15:15,448 | AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS, I WAS READY. | AFTER A FEW SUCH EXPERIMENTS, I WAS READY. |
249 | 00:15:24,391 | 00:15:29,997 | HMM. NEED SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES. | HMM. NEED SOME MEAT ON THOSE BONES. |
250 | 00:15:30,063 | 00:15:32,165 | GATHERING MORE RESOURCES, | GATHERING MORE RESOURCES, |
251 | 00:15:32,232 | 00:15:34,934 | I ENGAGED IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES | I ENGAGED IN A FLURRY OF ACTIVITIES |
252 | 00:15:35,002 | 00:15:37,270 | AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED. | AND BECAME A DUCK CONSUMED. |
253 | 00:15:37,337 | 00:15:39,172 | NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL | NO MATTER WAS TOO TRIVIAL |
254 | 00:15:39,239 | 00:15:43,110 | TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL. | TO ESCAPE MY COMPLETE AND UTTER ATTENTION TO DETAIL. |
255 | 00:15:43,176 | 00:15:45,178 | THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO | THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO |
256 | 00:15:45,245 | 00:15:47,447 | WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WEATHER CONDITIONS | WAS WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WEATHER CONDITIONS |
257 | 00:15:47,514 | 00:15:50,483 | THAT WOULD LEND MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS. | THAT WOULD LEND MY EXPERIMENT SUCCESS. |
258 | 00:15:55,422 | 00:16:00,060 | BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE... | BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE... |
259 | 00:16:00,127 | 00:16:02,629 | THE GIFT OF LIFE. | THE GIFT OF LIFE. |
260 | 00:16:34,727 | 00:16:37,930 | - GRRRRR. | - GRRRRR. |
261 | 00:16:37,997 | 00:16:39,066 | - SUCCESS! | - SUCCESS! |
262 | 00:16:39,132 | 00:16:40,167 | IT'S ALIVE! | IT'S ALIVE! |
263 | 00:16:40,233 | 00:16:42,135 | IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE... | IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE... |
264 | 00:16:42,202 | 00:16:43,570 | AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO. | AND IT WAS ALIVE, TOO. |
265 | 00:16:43,636 | 00:16:46,039 | - GET TO THE PART ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE. | - GET TO THE PART ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE. |
266 | 00:16:46,106 | 00:16:49,076 | - BE PATIENT. | - BE PATIENT. |
267 | 00:16:49,142 | 00:16:51,644 | SURE, MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'. | SURE, MY MONSTER WAS GOOD-LOOKIN'. |
268 | 00:16:56,816 | 00:16:58,185 | BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM | BUT I HAD TO TEACH HIM |
269 | 00:16:58,251 | 00:17:01,588 | THE ALL-IMPORTANT RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS. | THE ALL-IMPORTANT RUDIMENTARY SOCIAL SKILLS. |
270 | 00:17:01,654 | 00:17:02,989 | - (BURP) | - (BURP) |
271 | 00:17:03,056 | 00:17:04,157 | - FINE. | - FINE. |
272 | 00:17:04,224 | 00:17:08,528 | NEXT TIME, TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE. | NEXT TIME, TRY LIFTING YOUR PINKIE. |
273 | 00:17:08,595 | 00:17:13,166 | I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND, USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE. | I ALSO DEVELOPED HIS KEEN MIND, USING MY OWN AS A TEMPLATE. |
274 | 00:17:13,233 | 00:17:17,437 | SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK" IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT. | SAY, THIS "MOBY DICK" IS A PURE LAUGH RIOT. |
275 | 00:17:19,739 | 00:17:24,344 | - AH HA AHA HA HA! FUNNY. HA HA HA HA! | - AH HA AHA HA HA! FUNNY. HA HA HA HA! |
276 | 00:17:24,411 | 00:17:27,314 | - YES, SIR, A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE, | - YES, SIR, A FINE PIECE OF LITERATURE, |
277 | 00:17:27,380 | 00:17:29,216 | BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES. | BUT IT STILL NEEDS PICTURES. |
278 | 00:17:29,282 | 00:17:34,754 | (BOTH LAUGHING) | (BOTH LAUGHING) |
279 | 00:17:34,821 | 00:17:39,058 | AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF... | AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I IMPARTED THE SKILL OF... |
280 | 00:17:39,126 | 00:17:41,294 | DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY. | DEBONAIR TERPSICHORY. |
281 | 00:17:59,912 | 00:18:01,281 | (THUD) | (THUD) |
282 | 00:18:01,348 | 00:18:06,085 | SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A BOW. | SOME GUYS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE A BOW. |
283 | 00:18:06,153 | 00:18:10,190 | - THAT WAS AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR. | - THAT WAS AN 11th-CENTURY MAHOGANY FLOOR. |
284 | 00:18:10,257 | 00:18:12,125 | - EASY COME, EASY GO. | - EASY COME, EASY GO. |
285 | 00:18:12,192 | 00:18:15,328 | - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? | - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? |
286 | 00:18:15,395 | 00:18:18,665 | - SETTLE DOWN, I.Q. YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS. | - SETTLE DOWN, I.Q. YOU'RE RUSHING THINGS. |
287 | 00:18:18,731 | 00:18:22,669 | SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION NEEDED A PROPER JOB. | SEE, I FIGURED MY CREATION NEEDED A PROPER JOB. |
288 | 00:18:27,607 | 00:18:32,011 | WELCOME, EVERYONE. GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER. | WELCOME, EVERYONE. GET READY TO MEET YOUR TEACHER. |
289 | 00:18:32,078 | 00:18:33,146 | - IS HE SMART? | - IS HE SMART? |
290 | 00:18:33,213 | 00:18:37,884 | - SMART? WELL...SORT OF. | - SMART? WELL...SORT OF. |
291 | 00:18:37,950 | 00:18:39,619 | - IS HE UNDERSTANDING? | - IS HE UNDERSTANDING? |
292 | 00:18:39,686 | 00:18:40,887 | - UM... | - UM... |
293 | 00:18:40,953 | 00:18:42,021 | - DOES HE LIKE KIDS? | - DOES HE LIKE KIDS? |
294 | 00:18:42,088 | 00:18:44,224 | - WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES? | - WHY NOT SEE FOR YOURSELVES? |
295 | 00:18:44,291 | 00:18:48,795 | (KIDS GIGGLING) | (KIDS GIGGLING) |
296 | 00:18:48,861 | 00:18:51,231 | (KIDS SCREAMING) | (KIDS SCREAMING) |
297 | 00:18:51,298 | 00:18:52,732 | - COME BACK! | - COME BACK! |
298 | 00:18:52,799 | 00:18:56,803 | HOW CAN I TEACH WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?! | HOW CAN I TEACH WITHOUT PUPILS TO SCREAM AT?! |
299 | 00:18:56,869 | 00:19:00,440 | - PERHAPS THIS WASN'T THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM. | - PERHAPS THIS WASN'T THE BEST VOCATION FOR HIM. |
300 | 00:19:03,643 | 00:19:06,779 | I HAD TO LIFT MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS. | I HAD TO LIFT MY CREATION'S SAGGING SPIRITS. |
301 | 00:19:06,846 | 00:19:10,983 | EASY, BIG FELLA. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. | EASY, BIG FELLA. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. |
302 | 00:19:11,050 | 00:19:14,421 | - I FAILED AS TEACHER. | - I FAILED AS TEACHER. |
303 | 00:19:14,487 | 00:19:17,590 | HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH... | HMM. IF THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH... |
304 | 00:19:17,657 | 00:19:20,092 | WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH? | WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO CAN'T TEACH? |
305 | 00:19:20,159 | 00:19:22,128 | I GOT IT. THIS WAY. | I GOT IT. THIS WAY. |
306 | 00:19:22,195 | 00:19:24,397 | I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED. | I KNOW JUST THE THING YOU NEED. |
307 | 00:19:24,464 | 00:19:27,667 | AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU. | AND I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU. |
308 | 00:19:27,734 | 00:19:30,670 | THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT. | THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING CHEAP CATGUT. |
309 | 00:19:45,785 | 00:19:48,120 | - HRRRRR! | - HRRRRR! |
310 | 00:19:48,187 | 00:19:49,322 | - EUREKA! | - EUREKA! |
311 | 00:19:49,389 | 00:19:51,391 | I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! | I'VE DONE IT AGAIN! |
312 | 00:19:51,458 | 00:19:54,093 | AND NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. | AND NOT BAD, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. |
313 | 00:19:54,160 | 00:19:56,162 | SHE'S ALL YOURS. | SHE'S ALL YOURS. |
314 | 00:19:56,229 | 00:19:59,098 | TAKE A LOOK. | TAKE A LOOK. |
315 | 00:19:59,165 | 00:20:02,769 | - (WHISTLING) | - (WHISTLING) |
316 | 00:20:08,275 | 00:20:10,943 | - NOW, DON'T BE... | - NOW, DON'T BE... |
317 | 00:20:11,010 | 00:20:14,414 | HASTY? | HASTY? |
318 | 00:20:14,481 | 00:20:16,449 | - NOT YOUR FINEST WORK. | - NOT YOUR FINEST WORK. |
319 | 00:20:16,516 | 00:20:18,285 | - IT WAS THE FIRST TRY. | - IT WAS THE FIRST TRY. |
320 | 00:20:18,351 | 00:20:20,487 | BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART! | BUT HE'S GOT A GREAT HEART! |
321 | 00:20:20,553 | 00:20:23,222 | WELL, NOT REALLY A GREAT HEART. | WELL, NOT REALLY A GREAT HEART. |
322 | 00:20:23,290 | 00:20:25,325 | - WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE... | - WILL YOU SHARE MY LIFE... |
323 | 00:20:25,392 | 00:20:30,162 | JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS, WITH ME, | JOYS, LAUGHTER, SORROWS, WITH ME, |
324 | 00:20:30,229 | 00:20:32,399 | AND BE MY BRIDE? | AND BE MY BRIDE? |
325 | 00:20:32,465 | 00:20:36,202 | - I THINK I'LL PASS. | - I THINK I'LL PASS. |
326 | 00:20:36,269 | 00:20:37,604 | - TAKE IT FROM ME, | - TAKE IT FROM ME, |
327 | 00:20:37,670 | 00:20:40,940 | YOU GET USED TO THIS SORT OF THING. | YOU GET USED TO THIS SORT OF THING. |
328 | 00:20:41,007 | 00:20:43,343 | - RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! | - RAAAHHHHH! AHHHH! |
329 | 00:20:43,410 | 00:20:45,378 | AARRGGGHHH! | AARRGGGHHH! |
330 | 00:20:45,445 | 00:20:47,880 | - IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST. | - IT WAS REALLY FOR THE BEST. |
331 | 00:20:47,947 | 00:20:50,283 | SHE SIGNED A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT | SHE SIGNED A LUCRATIVE MODELING CONTRACT |
332 | 00:20:50,350 | 00:20:52,352 | AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME. | AND CASHED IN BIG-TIME. |
333 | 00:20:52,419 | 00:20:54,754 | - DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?! | - DODGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE?! |
334 | 00:20:54,821 | 00:20:57,624 | - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? | - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? |
335 | 00:20:57,690 | 00:21:01,193 | SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED, | SO, THE MONSTER WAS STILL PRETTY TICKED FROM BEING JILTED, |
336 | 00:21:01,260 | 00:21:02,929 | AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE! | AND HE WENT ON A RAMPAGE! |
337 | 00:21:02,995 | 00:21:05,298 | - (CRYING) | - (CRYING) |
338 | 00:21:05,365 | 00:21:10,503 | - AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE! | - AND DESTROYED THE VILLAGE! |
339 | 00:21:10,570 | 00:21:12,572 | THEN THE PEASANTS WERE PRETTY TICKED, | THEN THE PEASANTS WERE PRETTY TICKED, |
340 | 00:21:12,639 | 00:21:14,507 | AND THEY CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE | AND THEY CHASED THE MONSTER BACK HERE |
341 | 00:21:14,574 | 00:21:18,478 | AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE OLD MILL. | AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE OLD MILL. |
342 | 00:21:18,545 | 00:21:22,849 | ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CARELESS EMBER. | ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CARELESS EMBER. |
343 | 00:21:22,915 | 00:21:26,353 | AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS! | AND THE WHOLE PLACE WENT UP LIKE A DECK OF CARDS! |
344 | 00:21:26,419 | 00:21:28,488 | YOU KNOW, A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM | YOU KNOW, A DECENT SPRINKLER SYSTEM |
345 | 00:21:28,555 | 00:21:30,957 | MIGHT HAVE MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. | MIGHT HAVE MADE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE. |
346 | 00:21:31,023 | 00:21:35,094 | AND THEN YOU CAME BACK, LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES YOU LEFT BEHIND. | AND THEN YOU CAME BACK, LOOKING FOR SOME NOTES YOU LEFT BEHIND. |
347 | 00:21:35,161 | 00:21:36,929 | - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. | - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. |
348 | 00:21:36,996 | 00:21:39,131 | I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE MORE THAN A MINUTE. | I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GONE MORE THAN A MINUTE. |
349 | 00:21:39,198 | 00:21:43,302 | - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN ASK HIM. | - WELL, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, THEN ASK HIM. |
350 | 00:21:43,370 | 00:21:46,773 | - YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER. | - YOU MUST BE A SLOW WALKER. |
351 | 00:21:46,839 | 00:21:48,140 | - (GASP) | - (GASP) |
352 | 00:21:48,207 | 00:21:51,844 | I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING. | I JUST REALIZED I TOLD THE CABBY TO KEEP THE METER RUNNING. |