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1 | 00:00:05,739 | 00:00:11,312 | - * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * | - * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * |
2 | 00:00:13,581 | 00:00:19,687 | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * |
3 | 00:00:21,622 | 00:00:27,428 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
4 | 00:00:31,499 | 00:00:36,370 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * |
5 | 00:00:38,472 | 00:00:44,378 | * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * | * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * |
6 | 00:00:47,248 | 00:00:53,354 | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
7 | 00:01:22,049 | 00:01:23,284 | - STATUS REPORT, CADET. | - STATUS REPORT, CADET. |
8 | 00:01:23,351 | 00:01:25,153 | - HIS SHIELDS HAVE A STRANGE SIGNATURE. | - HIS SHIELDS HAVE A STRANGE SIGNATURE. |
9 | 00:01:25,219 | 00:01:26,654 | I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. | I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. |
10 | 00:01:26,720 | 00:01:30,491 | - I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS. HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. | - I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS. HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. |
11 | 00:01:32,025 | 00:01:35,663 | - THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SHIP THAT ATTACKED M-MALTESE 7. | - THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SHIP THAT ATTACKED M-MALTESE 7. |
12 | 00:01:35,729 | 00:01:40,834 | - CURSES! I HAVE A TIMESHARE ON MALTESE 7. | - CURSES! I HAVE A TIMESHARE ON MALTESE 7. |
13 | 00:01:40,901 | 00:01:42,370 | - H-HE'S TRYING TO LOSE US. | - H-HE'S TRYING TO LOSE US. |
14 | 00:01:42,436 | 00:01:48,276 | - FOLLOW HIM AND FIRE WEAPONS. | - FOLLOW HIM AND FIRE WEAPONS. |
15 | 00:01:48,342 | 00:01:50,110 | - I'M JUST HITTING ASTEROIDS. | - I'M JUST HITTING ASTEROIDS. |
16 | 00:01:50,178 | 00:01:51,579 | - KEEP FIRING. | - KEEP FIRING. |
17 | 00:01:57,117 | 00:02:02,423 | - (EVIL CHUCKLE) | - (EVIL CHUCKLE) |
18 | 00:02:02,490 | 00:02:08,196 | - UH-OH. | - UH-OH. |
19 | 00:02:08,262 | 00:02:10,831 | - T-THE MISSILES ARE C-COMING BACK. | - T-THE MISSILES ARE C-COMING BACK. |
20 | 00:02:10,898 | 00:02:13,467 | - UM, MORE EVASIVE MANEUVERS? | - UM, MORE EVASIVE MANEUVERS? |
21 | 00:02:23,177 | 00:02:26,780 | - MISSILES EVADED, CAPTAIN. | - MISSILES EVADED, CAPTAIN. |
22 | 00:02:26,847 | 00:02:30,751 | - WHOA. THAT IS ONE BIG SHINY ROCK. | - WHOA. THAT IS ONE BIG SHINY ROCK. |
23 | 00:02:34,988 | 00:02:37,791 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
24 | 00:02:37,858 | 00:02:40,594 | - WHY HAVE YOU ATTACKED MY VALUABLE FOOD SOURCE? | - WHY HAVE YOU ATTACKED MY VALUABLE FOOD SOURCE? |
25 | 00:02:40,661 | 00:02:43,331 | - IT'S A BIG SHINY ROCK THAT TALKS! | - IT'S A BIG SHINY ROCK THAT TALKS! |
26 | 00:02:43,397 | 00:02:46,600 | - I AM MASATIVO, THE LIVING PLANET. | - I AM MASATIVO, THE LIVING PLANET. |
27 | 00:02:46,667 | 00:02:48,902 | THOSE ASTEROIDS PROVIDE NOURISHMENT TO ME. | THOSE ASTEROIDS PROVIDE NOURISHMENT TO ME. |
28 | 00:02:48,969 | 00:02:52,473 | SO I DECLARE THAT YOUR SPACESHIPS ARE TOO DANGEROUS. | SO I DECLARE THAT YOUR SPACESHIPS ARE TOO DANGEROUS. |
29 | 00:02:52,540 | 00:02:54,942 | YOUR SKIRMISH MUST BE SETTLED PERSONALLY, | YOUR SKIRMISH MUST BE SETTLED PERSONALLY, |
30 | 00:02:55,008 | 00:02:56,910 | THROUGH HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT! | THROUGH HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT! |
31 | 00:02:56,977 | 00:02:58,646 | - SORRY, CADET. GOOD LUCK. | - SORRY, CADET. GOOD LUCK. |
32 | 00:02:58,712 | 00:03:02,350 | - NO. THE CAPTAINS THEMSELVES WILL DO BATTLE. | - NO. THE CAPTAINS THEMSELVES WILL DO BATTLE. |
33 | 00:03:02,416 | 00:03:04,418 | - NOW LISTEN, YOU MEWLING MARBLE, | - NOW LISTEN, YOU MEWLING MARBLE, |
34 | 00:03:04,485 | 00:03:08,922 | I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND... | I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND... |
35 | 00:03:08,989 | 00:03:10,157 | HERE. | HERE. |
36 | 00:03:10,224 | 00:03:12,159 | - YOU MUST USE MY NATURAL RESOURCES | - YOU MUST USE MY NATURAL RESOURCES |
37 | 00:03:12,226 | 00:03:13,461 | TO DEFEND YOURSELF. | TO DEFEND YOURSELF. |
38 | 00:03:13,527 | 00:03:15,329 | FOR IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEAVE, | FOR IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEAVE, |
39 | 00:03:15,396 | 00:03:18,131 | YOU MUST DEFEAT YOUR ALIEN ADVERSARY. | YOU MUST DEFEAT YOUR ALIEN ADVERSARY. |
40 | 00:03:18,198 | 00:03:20,268 | - HMM. BETTER GET CRACKING. | - HMM. BETTER GET CRACKING. |
41 | 00:03:20,334 | 00:03:25,606 | WONDER WHERE MY ADVERSARY IS? | WONDER WHERE MY ADVERSARY IS? |
42 | 00:03:33,914 | 00:03:35,249 | - GRR. | - GRR. |
43 | 00:03:35,316 | 00:03:38,952 | - THAT MUST BE THE CAPTAIN OF THAT MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SHIP. | - THAT MUST BE THE CAPTAIN OF THAT MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SHIP. |
44 | 00:03:39,019 | 00:03:40,288 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
45 | 00:03:40,354 | 00:03:42,723 | (SNIFFING) | (SNIFFING) |
46 | 00:03:42,790 | 00:03:45,759 | - GOOD LUCK SNIFFING ME OUT, PAL. | - GOOD LUCK SNIFFING ME OUT, PAL. |
47 | 00:03:45,826 | 00:03:46,760 | (SNIFFS) | (SNIFFS) |
48 | 00:03:46,827 | 00:03:48,629 | NEW CAR SCENT. | NEW CAR SCENT. |
49 | 00:03:48,696 | 00:03:51,432 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
50 | 00:03:51,499 | 00:03:53,501 | - OK, THIS WILL BE EASY. | - OK, THIS WILL BE EASY. |
51 | 00:03:53,567 | 00:03:58,539 | I'LL USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE AND SNEAK UP ON HIM. | I'LL USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE AND SNEAK UP ON HIM. |
52 | 00:03:58,606 | 00:03:59,907 | TYPICAL. | TYPICAL. |
53 | 00:03:59,973 | 00:04:01,409 | - (SNARLS) | - (SNARLS) |
54 | 00:04:01,475 | 00:04:03,544 | - OH! OW! OOF! OW! | - OH! OW! OOF! OW! |
55 | 00:04:03,611 | 00:04:05,579 | HEY, NOT MY METATARSALS! OOH! | HEY, NOT MY METATARSALS! OOH! |
56 | 00:04:05,646 | 00:04:06,547 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
57 | 00:04:06,614 | 00:04:08,982 | WOW, OUCH! OH! OWIE! | WOW, OUCH! OH! OWIE! |
58 | 00:04:09,049 | 00:04:10,217 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
59 | 00:04:10,284 | 00:04:12,152 | TAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! | TAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! |
60 | 00:04:12,219 | 00:04:13,854 | HELP... | HELP... |
61 | 00:04:13,921 | 00:04:15,055 | ME... | ME... |
62 | 00:04:15,122 | 00:04:16,524 | AAH! | AAH! |
63 | 00:04:16,590 | 00:04:18,326 | BACK OFF, BUSTER! | BACK OFF, BUSTER! |
64 | 00:04:18,392 | 00:04:20,328 | YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THE DUMMY! | YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THE DUMMY! |
65 | 00:04:20,394 | 00:04:21,795 | JUST LIKE IN REHEARSAL! | JUST LIKE IN REHEARSAL! |
66 | 00:04:21,862 | 00:04:24,932 | THESE STUNT DUMMIES PACK QUITE A WALLOP. | THESE STUNT DUMMIES PACK QUITE A WALLOP. |
67 | 00:04:24,998 | 00:04:27,968 | THEY'RE MADE TO WITHSTAND RIGOROUS ABUSE. | THEY'RE MADE TO WITHSTAND RIGOROUS ABUSE. |
68 | 00:04:28,035 | 00:04:29,303 | OF...WHAT? | OF...WHAT? |
69 | 00:04:29,370 | 00:04:30,971 | OUT. | OUT. |
70 | 00:04:31,038 | 00:04:32,340 | - HA HA HA! | - HA HA HA! |
71 | 00:04:32,406 | 00:04:33,341 | - (WHISTLES) | - (WHISTLES) |
72 | 00:04:33,407 | 00:04:35,042 | HERE, BOY. FETCH! | HERE, BOY. FETCH! |
73 | 00:04:35,108 | 00:04:36,844 | - (BARKING) | - (BARKING) |
74 | 00:04:40,681 | 00:04:44,418 | - HMM, MY ADVERSARY HAS OVERPOWERING STRENGTH, | - HMM, MY ADVERSARY HAS OVERPOWERING STRENGTH, |
75 | 00:04:44,485 | 00:04:46,320 | BUT LIMITED INTELLECT. | BUT LIMITED INTELLECT. |
76 | 00:04:46,387 | 00:04:48,422 | WHAT I NEED IS A WEAPON, | WHAT I NEED IS A WEAPON, |
77 | 00:04:48,489 | 00:04:50,824 | BUT WHERE SHALL I FIND SAID WEAPON? | BUT WHERE SHALL I FIND SAID WEAPON? |
78 | 00:04:50,891 | 00:04:54,695 | A WEAPON, A WEAPON, MY KINGDOM FOR A WEAPON. | A WEAPON, A WEAPON, MY KINGDOM FOR A WEAPON. |
79 | 00:04:54,762 | 00:04:56,897 | BUT THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND. | BUT THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND. |
80 | 00:04:56,964 | 00:04:59,266 | SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO SCOUR THE PLANET FOR MATERIALS | SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO SCOUR THE PLANET FOR MATERIALS |
81 | 00:04:59,333 | 00:05:05,639 | FROM WHENCE I CAN CONSTRUCT A WEAPON OF MY OWN FABRICATION. | FROM WHENCE I CAN CONSTRUCT A WEAPON OF MY OWN FABRICATION. |
82 | 00:05:10,978 | 00:05:12,546 | YES! THERE IT IS. | YES! THERE IT IS. |
83 | 00:05:12,613 | 00:05:15,816 | A PERFECT SPECIMEN FROM NATURE'S BOUNTY. | A PERFECT SPECIMEN FROM NATURE'S BOUNTY. |
84 | 00:05:15,883 | 00:05:17,818 | THAT WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT START. | THAT WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT START. |
85 | 00:05:17,885 | 00:05:20,120 | THAT'S WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN, | THAT'S WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN, |
86 | 00:05:20,187 | 00:05:21,755 | I SEEM SHORTER. | I SEEM SHORTER. |
87 | 00:05:21,822 | 00:05:24,992 | FUNNY. WONDER WHY THAT...IS? | FUNNY. WONDER WHY THAT...IS? |
88 | 00:05:25,058 | 00:05:26,527 | AAH! | AAH! |
89 | 00:05:26,594 | 00:05:30,964 | OF ALL THE STUPID NONSENSE. | OF ALL THE STUPID NONSENSE. |
90 | 00:05:31,031 | 00:05:35,102 | HMM. THIS ONE LOOKS STRAIGHT AND TRUE. | HMM. THIS ONE LOOKS STRAIGHT AND TRUE. |
91 | 00:05:35,168 | 00:05:39,973 | (RATTLING SOUND) | (RATTLING SOUND) |
92 | 00:05:40,040 | 00:05:41,709 | UHH. | UHH. |
93 | 00:05:41,775 | 00:05:43,210 | ONCE YOU TAKE THESE THINGS OUT, | ONCE YOU TAKE THESE THINGS OUT, |
94 | 00:05:43,276 | 00:05:46,346 | THEY'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE LOOSE. | THEY'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE LOOSE. |
95 | 00:05:47,848 | 00:05:49,417 | RINGS OF SATURN MUSKET BALLS | RINGS OF SATURN MUSKET BALLS |
96 | 00:05:49,483 | 00:05:52,052 | MELTED FROM THE DROSS OF THE PLANET'S CORE. | MELTED FROM THE DROSS OF THE PLANET'S CORE. |
97 | 00:05:52,119 | 00:05:54,855 | COTTON WADDING LEFT OVER FROM THAT STUNT DUMMY. | COTTON WADDING LEFT OVER FROM THAT STUNT DUMMY. |
98 | 00:05:54,922 | 00:05:59,660 | AND VENUVIAN GUN POWDER, MADE USING MOTHER'S OWN RECIPE. | AND VENUVIAN GUN POWDER, MADE USING MOTHER'S OWN RECIPE. |
99 | 00:06:02,530 | 00:06:04,432 | NOW TO LOAD THIS BABY. | NOW TO LOAD THIS BABY. |
100 | 00:06:04,498 | 00:06:07,635 | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
101 | 00:06:07,701 | 00:06:11,338 | - OH, NO! HE'S MADE A STICK AND A ROCK! | - OH, NO! HE'S MADE A STICK AND A ROCK! |
102 | 00:06:11,405 | 00:06:14,007 | POWDER. | POWDER. |
103 | 00:06:14,074 | 00:06:16,744 | BALL. | BALL. |
104 | 00:06:16,810 | 00:06:19,680 | WADDING. | WADDING. |
105 | 00:06:19,747 | 00:06:25,152 | RAMROD. | RAMROD. |
106 | 00:06:25,218 | 00:06:30,591 | MAYBE IT'S BALL, POWDER, WADDING. | MAYBE IT'S BALL, POWDER, WADDING. |
107 | 00:06:30,658 | 00:06:35,663 | THEN RAM IT... | THEN RAM IT... |
108 | 00:06:35,729 | 00:06:39,399 | PERHAPS IT'S WADDING... | PERHAPS IT'S WADDING... |
109 | 00:06:43,170 | 00:06:46,173 | BALL. | BALL. |
110 | 00:06:46,239 | 00:06:49,376 | POW... | POW... |
111 | 00:06:49,443 | 00:06:50,377 | DER. | DER. |
112 | 00:06:50,444 | 00:06:51,779 | - (GIGGLES) | - (GIGGLES) |
113 | 00:06:51,845 | 00:06:55,182 | ME COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY. | ME COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY. |
114 | 00:06:57,618 | 00:07:03,724 | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
115 | 00:07:04,558 | 00:07:05,826 | - THIS IS, HANDS-DOWN, | - THIS IS, HANDS-DOWN, |
116 | 00:07:05,893 | 00:07:10,764 | THE WORST HIDING PLACE I'VE EVER PICKED. | THE WORST HIDING PLACE I'VE EVER PICKED. |
117 | 00:07:13,233 | 00:07:14,902 | I MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THIS CREATURE | I MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THIS CREATURE |
118 | 00:07:14,968 | 00:07:18,839 | IF I INFILTRATE AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN. | IF I INFILTRATE AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN. |
119 | 00:07:18,906 | 00:07:22,375 | HMM. THE OLD TRADITIONAL DUCK DINNER. | HMM. THE OLD TRADITIONAL DUCK DINNER. |
120 | 00:07:22,442 | 00:07:24,778 | WHO CAN RESIST? | WHO CAN RESIST? |
121 | 00:07:24,845 | 00:07:27,648 | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
122 | 00:07:27,715 | 00:07:30,383 | - YOO-HOO! - OHH... | - YOO-HOO! - OHH... |
123 | 00:07:30,450 | 00:07:34,287 | - DINNER IS SERVED. | - DINNER IS SERVED. |
124 | 00:07:34,354 | 00:07:35,288 | - WHA... | - WHA... |
125 | 00:07:35,355 | 00:07:37,090 | - HEY THERE, HUNGRY MAN. | - HEY THERE, HUNGRY MAN. |
126 | 00:07:37,157 | 00:07:38,091 | - HUH? | - HUH? |
127 | 00:07:38,158 | 00:07:40,193 | - YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. | - YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. |
128 | 00:07:40,260 | 00:07:42,295 | - OH, NO. | - OH, NO. |
129 | 00:07:42,362 | 00:07:46,266 | - COME ON! I SLAVED INSIDE A HOT STOVE ALL DAY LONG! | - COME ON! I SLAVED INSIDE A HOT STOVE ALL DAY LONG! |
130 | 00:07:46,333 | 00:07:49,837 | YOU CAN'T DENY THAT I'M NOT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN. | YOU CAN'T DENY THAT I'M NOT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN. |
131 | 00:07:49,903 | 00:07:52,906 | I'M FREE-RANGE, NO STEROIDS. | I'M FREE-RANGE, NO STEROIDS. |
132 | 00:07:52,973 | 00:07:56,043 | UM, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WON THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST | UM, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WON THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST |
133 | 00:07:56,109 | 00:08:01,048 | AND BECAME GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. | AND BECAME GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. |
134 | 00:08:01,114 | 00:08:05,485 | ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR TASTE BUDS, BUD. | ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR TASTE BUDS, BUD. |
135 | 00:08:05,553 | 00:08:08,055 | - UMM... | - UMM... |
136 | 00:08:08,121 | 00:08:10,490 | - HA HA! HA, HA HA HA! | - HA HA! HA, HA HA HA! |
137 | 00:08:10,558 | 00:08:13,226 | - HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA! | - HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA! |
138 | 00:08:13,293 | 00:08:15,295 | - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. | - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. |
139 | 00:08:15,362 | 00:08:16,897 | DAFFY'S BIGGER THAN TAZ, | DAFFY'S BIGGER THAN TAZ, |
140 | 00:08:16,964 | 00:08:19,833 | AND HE'S STANDING THERE IN HIS STOMACH. | AND HE'S STANDING THERE IN HIS STOMACH. |
141 | 00:08:19,900 | 00:08:22,603 | - WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS A CARTOON, SON. | - WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS A CARTOON, SON. |
142 | 00:08:22,670 | 00:08:24,071 | - EVEN SO. | - EVEN SO. |
143 | 00:08:24,137 | 00:08:26,439 | - WELL, WHAT IF THEY DO SOMETHING VISUALLY STUNNING | - WELL, WHAT IF THEY DO SOMETHING VISUALLY STUNNING |
144 | 00:08:26,506 | 00:08:28,008 | TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF? | TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF? |
145 | 00:08:28,075 | 00:08:29,009 | - PERHAPS. | - PERHAPS. |
146 | 00:08:29,076 | 00:08:31,912 | - GLAD I SAVED THESE GOLF CLEATS. | - GLAD I SAVED THESE GOLF CLEATS. |
147 | 00:08:31,979 | 00:08:34,848 | * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * | * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * |
148 | 00:08:34,915 | 00:08:37,384 | * I'M GONNA PLAY * | * I'M GONNA PLAY * |
149 | 00:08:37,450 | 00:08:39,953 | (CRICKETS CHIRPING) | (CRICKETS CHIRPING) |
150 | 00:08:40,020 | 00:08:43,691 | ONCE AGAIN, I'VE ALIENATED OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC. | ONCE AGAIN, I'VE ALIENATED OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC. |
151 | 00:08:43,757 | 00:08:45,759 | MAYBE I'VE GOT TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH. | MAYBE I'VE GOT TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH. |
152 | 00:08:45,826 | 00:08:48,161 | * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * | * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * |
153 | 00:08:48,228 | 00:08:51,064 | * I'M GONNA PLAY DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * | * I'M GONNA PLAY DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * |
154 | 00:08:51,131 | 00:08:53,200 | * THAT'S WHERE STUFF IS CHURNING EVER * | * THAT'S WHERE STUFF IS CHURNING EVER * |
155 | 00:08:53,266 | 00:08:56,036 | * DOWN WHERE THE HEARTBURN LAYS DOODLEE-DOO * | * DOWN WHERE THE HEARTBURN LAYS DOODLEE-DOO * |
156 | 00:08:56,103 | 00:08:58,338 | * ALL UP AND DOWN THE SMALL INTESTINE * | * ALL UP AND DOWN THE SMALL INTESTINE * |
157 | 00:08:58,405 | 00:09:01,008 | * BLOATED UP WITH FUNK DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * | * BLOATED UP WITH FUNK DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * |
158 | 00:09:01,074 | 00:09:03,944 | * HE'S RIGHT AT THE POINT OF BURSTING * | * HE'S RIGHT AT THE POINT OF BURSTING * |
159 | 00:09:04,011 | 00:09:06,113 | * I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE * | * I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE * |
160 | 00:09:06,179 | 00:09:08,849 | * DOO, DOO * | * DOO, DOO * |
161 | 00:09:12,586 | 00:09:14,655 | I WIN, BABY! | I WIN, BABY! |
162 | 00:09:14,722 | 00:09:18,458 | OK, MASATIVO, I WON, SO LET ME GO. | OK, MASATIVO, I WON, SO LET ME GO. |
163 | 00:09:18,525 | 00:09:22,730 | - I'M SORRY, BUT I COULD NEVER SET SUCH A CLEVER CREATURE FREE. | - I'M SORRY, BUT I COULD NEVER SET SUCH A CLEVER CREATURE FREE. |
164 | 00:09:22,796 | 00:09:24,698 | YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER. | YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER. |
165 | 00:09:24,765 | 00:09:26,600 | - SUIT YOURSELF, QUARTZY. | - SUIT YOURSELF, QUARTZY. |
166 | 00:09:26,667 | 00:09:27,534 | (RUMBLING) | (RUMBLING) |
167 | 00:09:27,601 | 00:09:30,437 | - WHAT'S THAT SOUND? | - WHAT'S THAT SOUND? |
168 | 00:09:30,503 | 00:09:32,339 | GRINDER SHIPS? | GRINDER SHIPS? |
169 | 00:09:32,405 | 00:09:34,975 | NO!! | NO!! |
170 | 00:09:43,216 | 00:09:44,752 | - GET US OUT OF HERE! | - GET US OUT OF HERE! |
171 | 00:09:44,818 | 00:09:48,055 | (MOTOR STARTS) | (MOTOR STARTS) |
172 | 00:09:49,690 | 00:09:50,791 | - NICE WORK, CADET. | - NICE WORK, CADET. |
173 | 00:09:50,858 | 00:09:52,292 | - T-THANK YOU, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - T-THANK YOU, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
174 | 00:09:52,359 | 00:09:54,962 | - I SURE AM GLAD WE HAD A CONTINGENCY PLAN | - I SURE AM GLAD WE HAD A CONTINGENCY PLAN |
175 | 00:09:55,028 | 00:09:56,897 | AGAINST LIVING MINERAL PLANETS. | AGAINST LIVING MINERAL PLANETS. |
176 | 00:09:56,964 | 00:09:59,066 | - YES, I FORWARDED MASATIVO'S COORDINATES TO | - YES, I FORWARDED MASATIVO'S COORDINATES TO |
177 | 00:09:59,132 | 00:10:00,600 | THE GALACTIC SHOPPING NETWORK, | THE GALACTIC SHOPPING NETWORK, |
178 | 00:10:00,668 | 00:10:02,169 | J-JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED. | J-JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED. |
179 | 00:10:02,235 | 00:10:04,938 | - WITH A CRYSTAL THAT SIZE, THEY CAN FLOOD THE GALAXY | - WITH A CRYSTAL THAT SIZE, THEY CAN FLOOD THE GALAXY |
180 | 00:10:05,005 | 00:10:10,110 | WITH CHEAP COSTUME JEWELRY FOR YEARS TO COME. | WITH CHEAP COSTUME JEWELRY FOR YEARS TO COME. |
181 | 00:10:25,092 | 00:10:27,594 | - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR I.Q. HI, | - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR I.Q. HI, |
182 | 00:10:27,661 | 00:10:29,562 | BUT YOUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED. | BUT YOUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED. |
183 | 00:10:29,629 | 00:10:31,264 | - BUT I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER | - BUT I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER |
184 | 00:10:31,331 | 00:10:33,834 | AT THE INTERSTELLAR ISOTOPE CONVENTION. | AT THE INTERSTELLAR ISOTOPE CONVENTION. |
185 | 00:10:33,901 | 00:10:37,037 | - MONOLITH SPACELINES FEELS YOUR PAIN, SIR, | - MONOLITH SPACELINES FEELS YOUR PAIN, SIR, |
186 | 00:10:37,104 | 00:10:38,405 | BUT ALL SEATS ON YOUR FLIGHT | BUT ALL SEATS ON YOUR FLIGHT |
187 | 00:10:38,471 | 00:10:41,374 | HAVE BEEN BOOKED BY THE CAST OF BRITTANY-MANIA. | HAVE BEEN BOOKED BY THE CAST OF BRITTANY-MANIA. |
188 | 00:10:41,441 | 00:10:46,947 | - WILL THAT CURSED ROAD SHOW EVER END? | - WILL THAT CURSED ROAD SHOW EVER END? |
189 | 00:10:47,014 | 00:10:50,751 | - WELL, ISN'T THIS A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM? | - WELL, ISN'T THIS A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM? |
190 | 00:10:50,818 | 00:10:52,052 | HELLO, IGNATIUS. | HELLO, IGNATIUS. |
191 | 00:10:52,119 | 00:10:53,620 | YOUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED, TOO? | YOUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED, TOO? |
192 | 00:10:53,687 | 00:10:55,889 | - QUEEN TYRANNY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? | - QUEEN TYRANNY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? |
193 | 00:10:55,956 | 00:10:58,025 | - THE MARTIAN CENTURIONS ARE ON STRIKE, | - THE MARTIAN CENTURIONS ARE ON STRIKE, |
194 | 00:10:58,091 | 00:10:59,960 | GROUNDING ALL ROYAL STARSHIPS. | GROUNDING ALL ROYAL STARSHIPS. |
195 | 00:11:00,027 | 00:11:06,133 | LUCKY FOR ME I HAD ALL THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES. | LUCKY FOR ME I HAD ALL THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES. |
196 | 00:11:06,867 | 00:11:09,202 | SO, HOW IS HE? | SO, HOW IS HE? |
197 | 00:11:09,269 | 00:11:10,003 | - WHO? | - WHO? |
198 | 00:11:10,070 | 00:11:13,473 | - THE ONE WHO CAPTURED MY HEART. | - THE ONE WHO CAPTURED MY HEART. |
199 | 00:11:13,540 | 00:11:14,975 | - DODGERS? | - DODGERS? |
200 | 00:11:15,042 | 00:11:17,911 | NO OFFENSE, YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER. | NO OFFENSE, YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER. |
201 | 00:11:17,978 | 00:11:19,512 | - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? | - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? |
202 | 00:11:19,579 | 00:11:22,449 | DODGERS IS THE BRAVEST CAPTAIN IN THE PROTECTORATE FLEET. | DODGERS IS THE BRAVEST CAPTAIN IN THE PROTECTORATE FLEET. |
203 | 00:11:22,515 | 00:11:25,452 | - BRAVE? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DUCK? | - BRAVE? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DUCK? |
204 | 00:11:25,518 | 00:11:27,955 | HE WASN'T EXACTLY A PARAGON OF FORTITUDE | HE WASN'T EXACTLY A PARAGON OF FORTITUDE |
205 | 00:11:28,021 | 00:11:31,491 | THE TIME I GAVE IN TO HIS DEMAND TO BE AN AMBASSADOR. | THE TIME I GAVE IN TO HIS DEMAND TO BE AN AMBASSADOR. |
206 | 00:11:31,558 | 00:11:34,027 | HE WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND NEARLY MET HIS END | HE WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND NEARLY MET HIS END |
207 | 00:11:34,094 | 00:11:37,164 | ABOARD A HAUNTED SPACE STATION. | ABOARD A HAUNTED SPACE STATION. |
208 | 00:11:39,532 | 00:11:44,437 | (CREAKING) | (CREAKING) |
209 | 00:11:44,504 | 00:11:45,773 | - (GROWLING) | - (GROWLING) |
210 | 00:11:45,839 | 00:11:47,707 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
211 | 00:11:47,775 | 00:11:49,009 | - MEOW. | - MEOW. |
212 | 00:11:49,076 | 00:11:51,311 | - IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE KITTEN. | - IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE KITTEN. |
213 | 00:11:51,378 | 00:11:52,345 | HERE, KITTY, KITTY. | HERE, KITTY, KITTY. |
214 | 00:11:52,412 | 00:11:53,346 | - (SCREECH) | - (SCREECH) |
215 | 00:11:53,413 | 00:11:54,447 | - GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! | - GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! |
216 | 00:11:54,514 | 00:11:59,119 | USE THE PARALYSIS RAY! | USE THE PARALYSIS RAY! |
217 | 00:11:59,186 | 00:12:01,388 | - (PURRING) | - (PURRING) |
218 | 00:12:01,454 | 00:12:02,689 | (HISS) | (HISS) |
219 | 00:12:02,756 | 00:12:04,524 | MEOW. | MEOW. |
220 | 00:12:04,591 | 00:12:08,962 | - NICE SHOOTIN', TEX. | - NICE SHOOTIN', TEX. |
221 | 00:12:09,029 | 00:12:10,597 | - NOW HOLD STILL. | - NOW HOLD STILL. |
222 | 00:12:10,663 | 00:12:12,099 | - VERY FUNNY. | - VERY FUNNY. |
223 | 00:12:12,165 | 00:12:14,902 | AAH! | AAH! |
224 | 00:12:14,968 | 00:12:15,803 | - (SCREECH) | - (SCREECH) |
225 | 00:12:15,869 | 00:12:17,137 | - AH! AH! AH! | - AH! AH! AH! |
226 | 00:12:17,204 | 00:12:22,442 | - OK, KITTY, TIME TO GO. T-THE JOKE'S OVER. | - OK, KITTY, TIME TO GO. T-THE JOKE'S OVER. |
227 | 00:12:25,145 | 00:12:26,847 | - SO HE WASN'T BRAVE AT ALL? | - SO HE WASN'T BRAVE AT ALL? |
228 | 00:12:26,914 | 00:12:30,417 | - WELL, HE DID ENCOUNTER A DEADLY SPACE VAMPIRE, | - WELL, HE DID ENCOUNTER A DEADLY SPACE VAMPIRE, |
229 | 00:12:30,483 | 00:12:32,820 | THOUGH CADET ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE MONSTER. | THOUGH CADET ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE MONSTER. |
230 | 00:12:32,886 | 00:12:34,621 | DODGERS WAS SIMPLY OFF TO THE SIDE, | DODGERS WAS SIMPLY OFF TO THE SIDE, |
231 | 00:12:34,687 | 00:12:36,089 | DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. | DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. |
232 | 00:12:36,156 | 00:12:38,959 | - I'M SURE THE INCIDENT WITH THE KITTEN WAS AN ANOMALY. | - I'M SURE THE INCIDENT WITH THE KITTEN WAS AN ANOMALY. |
233 | 00:12:39,026 | 00:12:42,329 | HE'S USUALLY VERY GOOD WITH ANIMALS, ISN'T HE? | HE'S USUALLY VERY GOOD WITH ANIMALS, ISN'T HE? |
234 | 00:12:42,395 | 00:12:46,166 | - MMM, WELL... | - MMM, WELL... |
235 | 00:12:46,233 | 00:12:48,601 | (FANFARE PLAYS) | (FANFARE PLAYS) |
236 | 00:12:48,668 | 00:12:50,470 | - HUZZAH! | - HUZZAH! |
237 | 00:12:50,537 | 00:12:51,939 | (HAWK SCREECHES) | (HAWK SCREECHES) |
238 | 00:12:52,005 | 00:12:58,111 | - ULP! AAH...! | - ULP! AAH...! |
239 | 00:12:58,611 | 00:13:00,447 | - HUH? | - HUH? |
240 | 00:13:00,513 | 00:13:03,150 | (HEARTBEAT SOUND) | (HEARTBEAT SOUND) |
241 | 00:13:03,216 | 00:13:04,351 | - LEECHES! | - LEECHES! |
242 | 00:13:04,417 | 00:13:08,956 | COME HERE, MY TIMID WOODLAND CREATURE. | COME HERE, MY TIMID WOODLAND CREATURE. |
243 | 00:13:09,022 | 00:13:11,892 | DON'T BE AFRAID. | DON'T BE AFRAID. |
244 | 00:13:11,959 | 00:13:13,760 | AAH! OW, OW, OW! | AAH! OW, OW, OW! |
245 | 00:13:13,827 | 00:13:16,830 | OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! | OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! |
246 | 00:13:16,897 | 00:13:19,232 | * I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL * | * I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL * |
247 | 00:13:19,299 | 00:13:21,902 | * STRONG AND PROUD AM I * | * STRONG AND PROUD AM I * |
248 | 00:13:21,969 | 00:13:24,237 | - AAH! BEES! GET OFF ME! AAH! | - AAH! BEES! GET OFF ME! AAH! |
249 | 00:13:24,304 | 00:13:27,074 | (LAUGHTER) | (LAUGHTER) |
250 | 00:13:27,140 | 00:13:29,442 | AAH! | AAH! |
251 | 00:13:29,509 | 00:13:32,279 | WAAH! NO, NO, NO! AAH! | WAAH! NO, NO, NO! AAH! |
252 | 00:13:32,345 | 00:13:36,884 | OH, CADET, BRING THE FIRST AID KIT. | OH, CADET, BRING THE FIRST AID KIT. |
253 | 00:13:36,950 | 00:13:40,020 | - GOOD WITH ANIMALS? IN A WORD, NO. | - GOOD WITH ANIMALS? IN A WORD, NO. |
254 | 00:13:40,087 | 00:13:43,256 | - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S A STYLISH DRESSER. | - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S A STYLISH DRESSER. |
255 | 00:13:43,323 | 00:13:49,062 | - SURE, WHEN HE MANAGES TO PICK UP THE RIGHT SUIT. | - SURE, WHEN HE MANAGES TO PICK UP THE RIGHT SUIT. |
256 | 00:13:49,129 | 00:13:50,898 | - HELLO. ANYBODY HOME? | - HELLO. ANYBODY HOME? |
257 | 00:13:50,964 | 00:13:52,699 | HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE? | HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE? |
258 | 00:13:52,765 | 00:13:54,034 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
259 | 00:13:54,101 | 00:13:56,569 | - YOU'RE NOT THE REGULAR GUY. WHERE'S LOUIE? | - YOU'RE NOT THE REGULAR GUY. WHERE'S LOUIE? |
260 | 00:13:56,636 | 00:13:57,971 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
261 | 00:13:58,038 | 00:14:03,576 | - I...NEED...TO... PICK...UP...MY...UNIFORM. | - I...NEED...TO... PICK...UP...MY...UNIFORM. |
262 | 00:14:03,643 | 00:14:04,611 | - BRAK? | - BRAK? |
263 | 00:14:04,677 | 00:14:07,080 | - LISTEN...CARE...FULLY. | - LISTEN...CARE...FULLY. |
264 | 00:14:07,147 | 00:14:13,253 | NEED...TO...PICK...UP... MY...GREEN...UNIFORM. | NEED...TO...PICK...UP... MY...GREEN...UNIFORM. |
265 | 00:14:16,156 | 00:14:21,161 | AH, CHARADES. THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. | AH, CHARADES. THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. |
266 | 00:14:21,228 | 00:14:23,363 | THAT'S A PROM DRESS. | THAT'S A PROM DRESS. |
267 | 00:14:23,430 | 00:14:25,465 | - UH, BRAK? | - UH, BRAK? |
268 | 00:14:25,532 | 00:14:27,834 | - THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT. | - THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT. |
269 | 00:14:27,901 | 00:14:29,336 | SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT. | SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT. |
270 | 00:14:29,402 | 00:14:30,337 | WEDDING DRESS. | WEDDING DRESS. |
271 | 00:14:30,403 | 00:14:31,338 | MUUMUU. | MUUMUU. |
272 | 00:14:31,404 | 00:14:32,339 | NEHRU JACKET. | NEHRU JACKET. |
273 | 00:14:32,405 | 00:14:33,473 | KARATE GI. | KARATE GI. |
274 | 00:14:33,540 | 00:14:36,609 | YOU KNOW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. | YOU KNOW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. |
275 | 00:14:36,676 | 00:14:37,610 | TUXEDO. | TUXEDO. |
276 | 00:14:37,677 | 00:14:39,479 | RINGMASTER'S UNIFORM. | RINGMASTER'S UNIFORM. |
277 | 00:14:39,546 | 00:14:41,814 | PRIESTLY VESTMENTS. | PRIESTLY VESTMENTS. |
278 | 00:14:41,881 | 00:14:44,851 | LOOK, I JUST WANT MY GREEN SUIT! | LOOK, I JUST WANT MY GREEN SUIT! |
279 | 00:14:44,918 | 00:14:45,852 | (DOOR OPENS) | (DOOR OPENS) |
280 | 00:14:45,919 | 00:14:47,887 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
281 | 00:14:47,955 | 00:14:49,689 | - LOUIE! ABOUT TIME. | - LOUIE! ABOUT TIME. |
282 | 00:14:49,756 | 00:14:54,061 | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) | - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) |
283 | 00:14:54,127 | 00:14:57,097 | - LOUIE, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? | - LOUIE, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? |
284 | 00:14:57,164 | 00:14:58,398 | - TA-DA! GRAK! | - TA-DA! GRAK! |
285 | 00:14:58,465 | 00:15:03,736 | - THANKS, LOUIE. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. | - THANKS, LOUIE. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. |
286 | 00:15:03,803 | 00:15:06,739 | - TURNS OUT HE WALKED AWAY WITH A BATMAN SUIT. | - TURNS OUT HE WALKED AWAY WITH A BATMAN SUIT. |
287 | 00:15:06,806 | 00:15:08,775 | - SO HE'S FASHION-CHALLENGED. | - SO HE'S FASHION-CHALLENGED. |
288 | 00:15:08,841 | 00:15:12,279 | I KNOW HE'S A GOOD DRIVER. I SAW HIM WIN A RACE ONCE. | I KNOW HE'S A GOOD DRIVER. I SAW HIM WIN A RACE ONCE. |
289 | 00:15:12,345 | 00:15:13,546 | - OH, RACES ARE ONE THING. | - OH, RACES ARE ONE THING. |
290 | 00:15:13,613 | 00:15:19,052 | IT'S THE BIG SLOW MODELS HE CAN'T HANDLE. | IT'S THE BIG SLOW MODELS HE CAN'T HANDLE. |
291 | 00:15:28,395 | 00:15:31,331 | - I LOVE BEING WAY UP IN ONE OF THESE BIG THINGS. | - I LOVE BEING WAY UP IN ONE OF THESE BIG THINGS. |
292 | 00:15:31,398 | 00:15:34,801 | IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SEE OVER ALL THE TRAFFIC. | IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SEE OVER ALL THE TRAFFIC. |
293 | 00:15:34,867 | 00:15:36,236 | - UH-HUH. | - UH-HUH. |
294 | 00:15:36,303 | 00:15:38,071 | WOW, THAT'S PRETTY STEEP. | WOW, THAT'S PRETTY STEEP. |
295 | 00:15:38,138 | 00:15:39,906 | I DON'T THINK WE CAN MAKE IT. | I DON'T THINK WE CAN MAKE IT. |
296 | 00:15:39,973 | 00:15:41,241 | - OF COURSE WE CAN! | - OF COURSE WE CAN! |
297 | 00:15:41,308 | 00:15:44,044 | THAT'S WHAT THIS BABY WAS DESIGNED FOR. | THAT'S WHAT THIS BABY WAS DESIGNED FOR. |
298 | 00:15:44,111 | 00:15:45,045 | JUST YOU WATCH. | JUST YOU WATCH. |
299 | 00:15:45,112 | 00:15:47,447 | I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE EXTRA GAS, | I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE EXTRA GAS, |
300 | 00:15:47,514 | 00:15:51,751 | AND WE'RE OFF! | AND WE'RE OFF! |
301 | 00:15:51,818 | 00:15:53,820 | - OH, DEAR. W-WE'RE STUCK. | - OH, DEAR. W-WE'RE STUCK. |
302 | 00:15:53,886 | 00:15:55,088 | - NEVER FEAR, CADET. | - NEVER FEAR, CADET. |
303 | 00:15:55,155 | 00:15:56,556 | WE'LL SIMPLY USE THIS WINCH | WE'LL SIMPLY USE THIS WINCH |
304 | 00:15:56,623 | 00:15:58,858 | TO EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS PREDICAMENT. | TO EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS PREDICAMENT. |
305 | 00:15:58,925 | 00:16:01,594 | I'LL JUST AIM THIS RAZOR-SHARP HARPOON | I'LL JUST AIM THIS RAZOR-SHARP HARPOON |
306 | 00:16:01,661 | 00:16:05,665 | AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF... | AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF... |
307 | 00:16:05,732 | 00:16:07,234 | ...AND PULL OURSELVES UP. | ...AND PULL OURSELVES UP. |
308 | 00:16:07,300 | 00:16:10,037 | - WILL THAT CABLE REALLY HOLD ALL THIS WEIGHT? | - WILL THAT CABLE REALLY HOLD ALL THIS WEIGHT? |
309 | 00:16:10,103 | 00:16:11,638 | - OF COURSE. | - OF COURSE. |
310 | 00:16:11,704 | 00:16:13,273 | ACTIVATING WINCH. | ACTIVATING WINCH. |
311 | 00:16:13,340 | 00:16:17,310 | ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. | ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. |
312 | 00:16:17,377 | 00:16:18,711 | AAH! | AAH! |
313 | 00:16:20,013 | 00:16:25,218 | (CRUNCHING SOUNDS) | (CRUNCHING SOUNDS) |
314 | 00:16:25,285 | 00:16:28,488 | SEE? I TOLD YOU THE CABLE WOULD HOLD. | SEE? I TOLD YOU THE CABLE WOULD HOLD. |
315 | 00:16:28,555 | 00:16:29,489 | (SNAP) | (SNAP) |
316 | 00:16:35,095 | 00:16:37,564 | - OH, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED | - OH, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED |
317 | 00:16:37,630 | 00:16:41,634 | IN SOME INTERMINABLE COMPILATION OF MY BELOVED'S SECRET FAILURES; | IN SOME INTERMINABLE COMPILATION OF MY BELOVED'S SECRET FAILURES; |
318 | 00:16:41,701 | 00:16:43,236 | INCIDENTS THAT, FOR WHATEVER REASON, | INCIDENTS THAT, FOR WHATEVER REASON, |
319 | 00:16:43,303 | 00:16:44,404 | MOST LIKELY TIME, | MOST LIKELY TIME, |
320 | 00:16:44,471 | 00:16:46,206 | WERE NEVER MADE PUBLIC UNTIL NOW. | WERE NEVER MADE PUBLIC UNTIL NOW. |
321 | 00:16:46,273 | 00:16:48,775 | SURELY DODGERS HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF | SURELY DODGERS HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF |
322 | 00:16:48,841 | 00:16:50,643 | IN SOME OTHER FIELD OF ENDEAVOR? | IN SOME OTHER FIELD OF ENDEAVOR? |
323 | 00:16:50,710 | 00:16:54,581 | - POSSIBLY. HE'S TRIED ALMOST ALL OF THEM. | - POSSIBLY. HE'S TRIED ALMOST ALL OF THEM. |
324 | 00:16:54,647 | 00:16:56,716 | - WELCOME TO THE LONE STAR SYSTEM | - WELCOME TO THE LONE STAR SYSTEM |
325 | 00:16:56,783 | 00:16:59,052 | INTERGALACTIC RODEO. | INTERGALACTIC RODEO. |
326 | 00:16:59,119 | 00:17:01,554 | IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY FOR BULL-RIDING. | IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY FOR BULL-RIDING. |
327 | 00:17:01,621 | 00:17:02,689 | OH, NO! | OH, NO! |
328 | 00:17:02,755 | 00:17:05,625 | SADLY, BUCKAROO ARCHIE RICHARDS HAS BEEN THROWN | SADLY, BUCKAROO ARCHIE RICHARDS HAS BEEN THROWN |
329 | 00:17:05,692 | 00:17:09,829 | BY THE FIERCE ASTRO-BULL, DIABLO. | BY THE FIERCE ASTRO-BULL, DIABLO. |
330 | 00:17:09,896 | 00:17:11,598 | - (ROARS) | - (ROARS) |
331 | 00:17:11,664 | 00:17:12,965 | - BUT REST EASY, FOLKS. | - BUT REST EASY, FOLKS. |
332 | 00:17:13,032 | 00:17:16,103 | HERE COMES THE FEARLESS RODEO CLOWN. | HERE COMES THE FEARLESS RODEO CLOWN. |
333 | 00:17:16,169 | 00:17:18,571 | - HI, THERE. YOU MUST BE DIABLO. | - HI, THERE. YOU MUST BE DIABLO. |
334 | 00:17:18,638 | 00:17:19,739 | I'M NEW ON THE JOB, | I'M NEW ON THE JOB, |
335 | 00:17:19,806 | 00:17:21,241 | BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, | BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, |
336 | 00:17:21,308 | 00:17:24,944 | I'M TO LURE YOU AWAY WITH MY CLOWNISH SHENANIGANS. | I'M TO LURE YOU AWAY WITH MY CLOWNISH SHENANIGANS. |
337 | 00:17:25,011 | 00:17:27,980 | SO HERE IT GOES. | SO HERE IT GOES. |
338 | 00:17:28,047 | 00:17:30,317 | CARE FOR A DRINK, LUMMOX? | CARE FOR A DRINK, LUMMOX? |
339 | 00:17:30,383 | 00:17:33,886 | WHACKA, WHACKA, WHACKA! I'M A CRAZY CLOWN! | WHACKA, WHACKA, WHACKA! I'M A CRAZY CLOWN! |
340 | 00:17:33,953 | 00:17:35,088 | - (GROWLING) | - (GROWLING) |
341 | 00:17:35,155 | 00:17:38,625 | - LOOK AT ME, I'M A SILLY... | - LOOK AT ME, I'M A SILLY... |
342 | 00:17:38,691 | 00:17:41,428 | YAH! | YAH! |
343 | 00:17:41,494 | 00:17:45,198 | - WHOOEE! THAT SURE IS ONE TICKED-OFF BULL! | - WHOOEE! THAT SURE IS ONE TICKED-OFF BULL! |
344 | 00:17:45,265 | 00:17:49,102 | - YAH! SAVE ME! | - YAH! SAVE ME! |
345 | 00:17:49,169 | 00:17:54,374 | I'VE ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS. | I'VE ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS. |
346 | 00:17:54,441 | 00:17:55,542 | YIPE! | YIPE! |
347 | 00:17:55,608 | 00:17:59,512 | YOU'VE PERFORATED MY PANCREAS. | YOU'VE PERFORATED MY PANCREAS. |
348 | 00:17:59,579 | 00:18:01,781 | I QUIT! | I QUIT! |
349 | 00:18:04,417 | 00:18:05,585 | - SO, CAPTAIN DODGERS, | - SO, CAPTAIN DODGERS, |
350 | 00:18:05,652 | 00:18:07,620 | WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COSMETICS? | WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COSMETICS? |
351 | 00:18:07,687 | 00:18:08,655 | - NOT A THING. | - NOT A THING. |
352 | 00:18:08,721 | 00:18:10,957 | - WELL, THIS JOB SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. | - WELL, THIS JOB SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. |
353 | 00:18:11,023 | 00:18:13,993 | WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THAT CLIENT OVER THERE? | WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THAT CLIENT OVER THERE? |
354 | 00:18:14,060 | 00:18:15,495 | - AYE, AYE, SKIPPER. | - AYE, AYE, SKIPPER. |
355 | 00:18:15,562 | 00:18:18,365 | - MAY I GET SOME HELP, PLEASE? - GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. | - MAY I GET SOME HELP, PLEASE? - GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. |
356 | 00:18:18,431 | 00:18:20,933 | WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE OF OUR LATEST PRODUCTS? | WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE OF OUR LATEST PRODUCTS? |
357 | 00:18:21,000 | 00:18:25,538 | PERHAPS A DASH OF THIS UNSHAKABLE FOUNDATION? | PERHAPS A DASH OF THIS UNSHAKABLE FOUNDATION? |
358 | 00:18:25,605 | 00:18:29,309 | A DOSE OF GLITTERY GLOSSIFIERS? | A DOSE OF GLITTERY GLOSSIFIERS? |
359 | 00:18:29,376 | 00:18:30,977 | AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, | AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, |
360 | 00:18:31,043 | 00:18:35,948 | A SPRITZ OF EAU DE TOILETTE PARFUM. | A SPRITZ OF EAU DE TOILETTE PARFUM. |
361 | 00:18:36,015 | 00:18:40,052 | WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS? | WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS? |
362 | 00:18:40,119 | 00:18:43,190 | - YOU ARE SO FIRED. | - YOU ARE SO FIRED. |
363 | 00:18:45,458 | 00:18:47,960 | - COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE FALLING BEHIND. | - COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE FALLING BEHIND. |
364 | 00:18:48,027 | 00:18:49,262 | - DON'T WORRY, MR. NEIGHBORLY. | - DON'T WORRY, MR. NEIGHBORLY. |
365 | 00:18:49,329 | 00:18:51,998 | I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND. | I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND. |
366 | 00:18:52,064 | 00:18:52,965 | HMM. | HMM. |
367 | 00:18:53,032 | 00:18:55,034 | - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR? | - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR? |
368 | 00:18:55,101 | 00:18:56,936 | - I THINK THESE GLASSES ARE BROKEN. | - I THINK THESE GLASSES ARE BROKEN. |
369 | 00:18:57,003 | 00:18:58,571 | I CAN'T READ A THING. | I CAN'T READ A THING. |
370 | 00:18:58,638 | 00:19:04,744 | - M-MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING T-THE FRONT SIDE. | - M-MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING T-THE FRONT SIDE. |
371 | 00:19:04,811 | 00:19:06,213 | - HEH HEH. YEAH. WELL. | - HEH HEH. YEAH. WELL. |
372 | 00:19:06,279 | 00:19:08,848 | - HOW COULD ANYBODY B-BE THAT STUPID? | - HOW COULD ANYBODY B-BE THAT STUPID? |
373 | 00:19:08,915 | 00:19:11,451 | - OH, YEAH? WELL, MAYBE THESE ARE, UM... | - OH, YEAH? WELL, MAYBE THESE ARE, UM... |
374 | 00:19:11,518 | 00:19:12,885 | THOSE X-RAY GLASSES. | THOSE X-RAY GLASSES. |
375 | 00:19:12,952 | 00:19:16,323 | THE ONES THAT LET YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH STUFF. | THE ONES THAT LET YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH STUFF. |
376 | 00:19:16,389 | 00:19:19,926 | - AND YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD ASTIGMATISM! | - AND YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD ASTIGMATISM! |
377 | 00:19:19,992 | 00:19:21,328 | - NOBODY RESPECTS THAT | - NOBODY RESPECTS THAT |
378 | 00:19:21,394 | 00:19:26,065 | NOT HITTING A GUY WITH GLASSES THING ANYMORE. | NOT HITTING A GUY WITH GLASSES THING ANYMORE. |
379 | 00:19:26,132 | 00:19:28,167 | - AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING HIS FAILED ATTEMPTS | - AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING HIS FAILED ATTEMPTS |
380 | 00:19:28,235 | 00:19:32,305 | AT THEATER USHER, OCELOT FEEDER, ORGAN DONOR, AND TAXIDERMIST. | AT THEATER USHER, OCELOT FEEDER, ORGAN DONOR, AND TAXIDERMIST. |
381 | 00:19:32,372 | 00:19:34,941 | - AND HERE I BELIEVED HE REALLY WAS A HERO. | - AND HERE I BELIEVED HE REALLY WAS A HERO. |
382 | 00:19:35,007 | 00:19:38,511 | - OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. HE'S NOT A TOTAL WASHOUT. | - OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. HE'S NOT A TOTAL WASHOUT. |
383 | 00:19:38,578 | 00:19:40,146 | I HAVE IT ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY | I HAVE IT ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY |
384 | 00:19:40,213 | 00:19:42,382 | THAT HE WAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL HERO. | THAT HE WAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL HERO. |
385 | 00:19:42,449 | 00:19:43,983 | - A FOOTBALL HERO? | - A FOOTBALL HERO? |
386 | 00:19:44,050 | 00:19:45,785 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
387 | 00:19:45,852 | 00:19:47,153 | OH, IGNATIUS. | OH, IGNATIUS. |
388 | 00:19:47,220 | 00:19:51,090 | MY LOYAL COMMANDER TOLD ME THE REAL STORY BEHIND THAT. | MY LOYAL COMMANDER TOLD ME THE REAL STORY BEHIND THAT. |
389 | 00:19:51,157 | 00:19:52,559 | HE WENT BACK INTO THE PAST | HE WENT BACK INTO THE PAST |
390 | 00:19:52,625 | 00:19:56,929 | TO MAKE SURE DODGERS DID NOT FULFILL HIS DESTINY. | TO MAKE SURE DODGERS DID NOT FULFILL HIS DESTINY. |
391 | 00:19:56,996 | 00:20:01,834 | (BIRDS SINGING) | (BIRDS SINGING) |
392 | 00:20:01,901 | 00:20:02,835 | -4 A.M. | -4 A.M. |
393 | 00:20:02,902 | 00:20:05,238 | TIME TO RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD. | TIME TO RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD. |
394 | 00:20:05,305 | 00:20:07,440 | 2 DOZEN RAW EGGS. | 2 DOZEN RAW EGGS. |
395 | 00:20:07,507 | 00:20:10,710 | PLENTY OF PROTEIN TO GET YOU OFF TO A GOOD START. | PLENTY OF PROTEIN TO GET YOU OFF TO A GOOD START. |
396 | 00:20:10,777 | 00:20:13,913 | - OH, BOY, A BUCKET OF FLOPPY EGGS, | - OH, BOY, A BUCKET OF FLOPPY EGGS, |
397 | 00:20:13,980 | 00:20:16,816 | JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE. | JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE. |
398 | 00:20:16,883 | 00:20:22,789 | (GULPING) | (GULPING) |
399 | 00:20:26,859 | 00:20:30,196 | AAH... | AAH... |
400 | 00:20:30,263 | 00:20:31,531 | MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO FINISH | MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO FINISH |
401 | 00:20:31,598 | 00:20:34,133 | WITH A CHASER OF WARM RANCID MAYONNAISE. | WITH A CHASER OF WARM RANCID MAYONNAISE. |
402 | 00:20:34,200 | 00:20:37,036 | - (GULPS) | - (GULPS) |
403 | 00:20:37,103 | 00:20:39,205 | - HA! WEAK CONSTITUTION, | - HA! WEAK CONSTITUTION, |
404 | 00:20:39,272 | 00:20:44,277 | JUST LIKE MOTHER. | JUST LIKE MOTHER. |
405 | 00:20:44,344 | 00:20:46,446 | - I'LL PLACE THE CHICKEN ON THE GROUND, | - I'LL PLACE THE CHICKEN ON THE GROUND, |
406 | 00:20:46,513 | 00:20:49,081 | AND WHEN IT SCURRIES, YOU TRY TO CATCH IT. | AND WHEN IT SCURRIES, YOU TRY TO CATCH IT. |
407 | 00:20:49,148 | 00:20:50,383 | - WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY | - WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY |
408 | 00:20:50,450 | 00:20:53,953 | TO DEVELOP MY SPEED AND COORDINATION. | TO DEVELOP MY SPEED AND COORDINATION. |
409 | 00:20:54,020 | 00:20:58,024 | - OK, GET READY. | - OK, GET READY. |
410 | 00:20:58,090 | 00:20:59,492 | - WAHOO! | - WAHOO! |
411 | 00:20:59,559 | 00:21:03,095 | - MAYBE I NEED TO FIND A MORE AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN. | - MAYBE I NEED TO FIND A MORE AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN. |
412 | 00:21:03,162 | 00:21:04,263 | - I GOTCHA! | - I GOTCHA! |
413 | 00:21:04,331 | 00:21:05,865 | AAH! GET IT OFF ME! | AAH! GET IT OFF ME! |
414 | 00:21:05,932 | 00:21:07,099 | OOH! AH! OOH! | OOH! AH! OOH! |
415 | 00:21:07,166 | 00:21:08,868 | YEOW! | YEOW! |
416 | 00:21:08,935 | 00:21:13,873 | - OH, DEAR. | - OH, DEAR. |
417 | 00:21:22,749 | 00:21:26,319 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
418 | 00:21:26,386 | 00:21:27,920 | - (BOTH LAUGHING) | - (BOTH LAUGHING) |
419 | 00:21:27,987 | 00:21:31,057 | - WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS PSYCHOTIC FEAR OF THE CLERGY. | - WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS PSYCHOTIC FEAR OF THE CLERGY. |
420 | 00:21:31,123 | 00:21:33,593 | - NOW THAT WE'VE SHARED OUR DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, | - NOW THAT WE'VE SHARED OUR DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, |
421 | 00:21:33,660 | 00:21:36,863 | I CAN SEE I WAS A BIT DAZZLED BY DODGERS. | I CAN SEE I WAS A BIT DAZZLED BY DODGERS. |
422 | 00:21:36,929 | 00:21:37,864 | I SAW BRAVERY IN HIM | I SAW BRAVERY IN HIM |
423 | 00:21:37,930 | 00:21:39,899 | WHEN THERE WAS JUST RECKLESSNESS; | WHEN THERE WAS JUST RECKLESSNESS; |
424 | 00:21:39,966 | 00:21:40,933 | PRAISED HIS INGENUITY | PRAISED HIS INGENUITY |
425 | 00:21:41,000 | 00:21:43,570 | WHEN HE HAD SURVIVED BY DUMB LUCK. | WHEN HE HAD SURVIVED BY DUMB LUCK. |
426 | 00:21:43,636 | 00:21:45,905 | MAN, I WAS A DITZ. | MAN, I WAS A DITZ. |
427 | 00:21:45,972 | 00:21:49,175 | - DOCTOR I.Q. HI, PLEASE PROCEED TO GATE 7 | - DOCTOR I.Q. HI, PLEASE PROCEED TO GATE 7 |
428 | 00:21:49,241 | 00:21:50,443 | FOR IMMEDIATE BOARDING. | FOR IMMEDIATE BOARDING. |
429 | 00:21:50,510 | 00:21:51,678 | - WELL, THAT'S MY FLIGHT. | - WELL, THAT'S MY FLIGHT. |
430 | 00:21:51,744 | 00:21:53,513 | DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, YOUR HIGHNESS. | DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
431 | 00:21:53,580 | 00:21:56,483 | DODGERS DOES HAVE A CERTAIN INFECTIOUS CHARM. | DODGERS DOES HAVE A CERTAIN INFECTIOUS CHARM. |
432 | 00:21:56,549 | 00:21:59,986 | I GUESS THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T FIRED HIM YET, TA-TA. | I GUESS THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T FIRED HIM YET, TA-TA. |
433 | 00:22:00,052 | 00:22:03,556 | - YES, THAT CURSED INFECTIOUS CHARM. | - YES, THAT CURSED INFECTIOUS CHARM. |
434 | 00:22:04,591 | 00:22:07,427 | I WONDER IF HE'S BUSY TONIGHT. | I WONDER IF HE'S BUSY TONIGHT. |