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1 00:00:05,739 00:00:11,312 - * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * - * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,581 00:00:19,687 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,622 00:00:27,428 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,499 00:00:36,370 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
5 00:00:38,472 00:00:44,378 * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY *
6 00:00:47,248 00:00:53,354 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:01:22,049 00:01:23,284 - STATUS REPORT, CADET. - STATUS REPORT, CADET.
8 00:01:23,351 00:01:25,153 - HIS SHIELDS HAVE A STRANGE SIGNATURE. - HIS SHIELDS HAVE A STRANGE SIGNATURE.
9 00:01:25,219 00:01:26,654 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
10 00:01:26,720 00:01:30,491 - I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS. HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY. - I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS. HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY.
11 00:01:32,025 00:01:35,663 - THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SHIP THAT ATTACKED M-MALTESE 7. - THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SHIP THAT ATTACKED M-MALTESE 7.
12 00:01:35,729 00:01:40,834 - CURSES! I HAVE A TIMESHARE ON MALTESE 7. - CURSES! I HAVE A TIMESHARE ON MALTESE 7.
13 00:01:40,901 00:01:42,370 - H-HE'S TRYING TO LOSE US. - H-HE'S TRYING TO LOSE US.
14 00:01:42,436 00:01:48,276 - FOLLOW HIM AND FIRE WEAPONS. - FOLLOW HIM AND FIRE WEAPONS.
15 00:01:48,342 00:01:50,110 - I'M JUST HITTING ASTEROIDS. - I'M JUST HITTING ASTEROIDS.
16 00:01:50,178 00:01:51,579 - KEEP FIRING. - KEEP FIRING.
17 00:01:57,117 00:02:02,423 - (EVIL CHUCKLE) - (EVIL CHUCKLE)
18 00:02:02,490 00:02:08,196 - UH-OH. - UH-OH.
19 00:02:08,262 00:02:10,831 - T-THE MISSILES ARE C-COMING BACK. - T-THE MISSILES ARE C-COMING BACK.
20 00:02:10,898 00:02:13,467 - UM, MORE EVASIVE MANEUVERS? - UM, MORE EVASIVE MANEUVERS?
21 00:02:23,177 00:02:26,780 - MISSILES EVADED, CAPTAIN. - MISSILES EVADED, CAPTAIN.
22 00:02:26,847 00:02:30,751 - WHOA. THAT IS ONE BIG SHINY ROCK. - WHOA. THAT IS ONE BIG SHINY ROCK.
23 00:02:34,988 00:02:37,791 - AAH! - AAH!
24 00:02:37,858 00:02:40,594 - WHY HAVE YOU ATTACKED MY VALUABLE FOOD SOURCE? - WHY HAVE YOU ATTACKED MY VALUABLE FOOD SOURCE?
25 00:02:40,661 00:02:43,331 - IT'S A BIG SHINY ROCK THAT TALKS! - IT'S A BIG SHINY ROCK THAT TALKS!
26 00:02:43,397 00:02:46,600 - I AM MASATIVO, THE LIVING PLANET. - I AM MASATIVO, THE LIVING PLANET.
27 00:02:46,667 00:02:48,902 THOSE ASTEROIDS PROVIDE NOURISHMENT TO ME. THOSE ASTEROIDS PROVIDE NOURISHMENT TO ME.
28 00:02:48,969 00:02:52,473 SO I DECLARE THAT YOUR SPACESHIPS ARE TOO DANGEROUS. SO I DECLARE THAT YOUR SPACESHIPS ARE TOO DANGEROUS.
29 00:02:52,540 00:02:54,942 YOUR SKIRMISH MUST BE SETTLED PERSONALLY, YOUR SKIRMISH MUST BE SETTLED PERSONALLY,
30 00:02:55,008 00:02:56,910 THROUGH HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT! THROUGH HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT!
31 00:02:56,977 00:02:58,646 - SORRY, CADET. GOOD LUCK. - SORRY, CADET. GOOD LUCK.
32 00:02:58,712 00:03:02,350 - NO. THE CAPTAINS THEMSELVES WILL DO BATTLE. - NO. THE CAPTAINS THEMSELVES WILL DO BATTLE.
33 00:03:02,416 00:03:04,418 - NOW LISTEN, YOU MEWLING MARBLE, - NOW LISTEN, YOU MEWLING MARBLE,
34 00:03:04,485 00:03:08,922 I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND... I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND...
35 00:03:08,989 00:03:10,157 HERE. HERE.
36 00:03:10,224 00:03:12,159 - YOU MUST USE MY NATURAL RESOURCES - YOU MUST USE MY NATURAL RESOURCES
37 00:03:12,226 00:03:13,461 TO DEFEND YOURSELF. TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
38 00:03:13,527 00:03:15,329 FOR IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEAVE, FOR IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEAVE,
39 00:03:15,396 00:03:18,131 YOU MUST DEFEAT YOUR ALIEN ADVERSARY. YOU MUST DEFEAT YOUR ALIEN ADVERSARY.
40 00:03:18,198 00:03:20,268 - HMM. BETTER GET CRACKING. - HMM. BETTER GET CRACKING.
41 00:03:20,334 00:03:25,606 WONDER WHERE MY ADVERSARY IS? WONDER WHERE MY ADVERSARY IS?
42 00:03:33,914 00:03:35,249 - GRR. - GRR.
43 00:03:35,316 00:03:38,952 - THAT MUST BE THE CAPTAIN OF THAT MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SHIP. - THAT MUST BE THE CAPTAIN OF THAT MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SHIP.
44 00:03:39,019 00:03:40,288 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
45 00:03:40,354 00:03:42,723 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
46 00:03:42,790 00:03:45,759 - GOOD LUCK SNIFFING ME OUT, PAL. - GOOD LUCK SNIFFING ME OUT, PAL.
47 00:03:45,826 00:03:46,760 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
48 00:03:46,827 00:03:48,629 NEW CAR SCENT. NEW CAR SCENT.
49 00:03:48,696 00:03:51,432 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
50 00:03:51,499 00:03:53,501 - OK, THIS WILL BE EASY. - OK, THIS WILL BE EASY.
51 00:03:53,567 00:03:58,539 I'LL USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE AND SNEAK UP ON HIM. I'LL USE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE AND SNEAK UP ON HIM.
52 00:03:58,606 00:03:59,907 TYPICAL. TYPICAL.
53 00:03:59,973 00:04:01,409 - (SNARLS) - (SNARLS)
54 00:04:01,475 00:04:03,544 - OH! OW! OOF! OW! - OH! OW! OOF! OW!
55 00:04:03,611 00:04:05,579 HEY, NOT MY METATARSALS! OOH! HEY, NOT MY METATARSALS! OOH!
56 00:04:05,646 00:04:06,547 WHOA! WHOA!
57 00:04:06,614 00:04:08,982 WOW, OUCH! OH! OWIE! WOW, OUCH! OH! OWIE!
58 00:04:09,049 00:04:10,217 WHOA! WHOA!
59 00:04:10,284 00:04:12,152 TAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! TAZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
60 00:04:12,219 00:04:13,854 HELP... HELP...
61 00:04:13,921 00:04:15,055 ME... ME...
62 00:04:15,122 00:04:16,524 AAH! AAH!
63 00:04:16,590 00:04:18,326 BACK OFF, BUSTER! BACK OFF, BUSTER!
64 00:04:18,392 00:04:20,328 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THE DUMMY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ATTACK THE DUMMY!
65 00:04:20,394 00:04:21,795 JUST LIKE IN REHEARSAL! JUST LIKE IN REHEARSAL!
66 00:04:21,862 00:04:24,932 THESE STUNT DUMMIES PACK QUITE A WALLOP. THESE STUNT DUMMIES PACK QUITE A WALLOP.
67 00:04:24,998 00:04:27,968 THEY'RE MADE TO WITHSTAND RIGOROUS ABUSE. THEY'RE MADE TO WITHSTAND RIGOROUS ABUSE.
68 00:04:28,035 00:04:29,303 OF...WHAT? OF...WHAT?
69 00:04:29,370 00:04:30,971 OUT. OUT.
70 00:04:31,038 00:04:32,340 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
71 00:04:32,406 00:04:33,341 - (WHISTLES) - (WHISTLES)
72 00:04:33,407 00:04:35,042 HERE, BOY. FETCH! HERE, BOY. FETCH!
73 00:04:35,108 00:04:36,844 - (BARKING) - (BARKING)
74 00:04:40,681 00:04:44,418 - HMM, MY ADVERSARY HAS OVERPOWERING STRENGTH, - HMM, MY ADVERSARY HAS OVERPOWERING STRENGTH,
75 00:04:44,485 00:04:46,320 BUT LIMITED INTELLECT. BUT LIMITED INTELLECT.
76 00:04:46,387 00:04:48,422 WHAT I NEED IS A WEAPON, WHAT I NEED IS A WEAPON,
77 00:04:48,489 00:04:50,824 BUT WHERE SHALL I FIND SAID WEAPON? BUT WHERE SHALL I FIND SAID WEAPON?
78 00:04:50,891 00:04:54,695 A WEAPON, A WEAPON, MY KINGDOM FOR A WEAPON. A WEAPON, A WEAPON, MY KINGDOM FOR A WEAPON.
79 00:04:54,762 00:04:56,897 BUT THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND. BUT THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND.
80 00:04:56,964 00:04:59,266 SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO SCOUR THE PLANET FOR MATERIALS SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO SCOUR THE PLANET FOR MATERIALS
81 00:04:59,333 00:05:05,639 FROM WHENCE I CAN CONSTRUCT A WEAPON OF MY OWN FABRICATION. FROM WHENCE I CAN CONSTRUCT A WEAPON OF MY OWN FABRICATION.
82 00:05:10,978 00:05:12,546 YES! THERE IT IS. YES! THERE IT IS.
83 00:05:12,613 00:05:15,816 A PERFECT SPECIMEN FROM NATURE'S BOUNTY. A PERFECT SPECIMEN FROM NATURE'S BOUNTY.
84 00:05:15,883 00:05:17,818 THAT WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT START. THAT WILL MAKE FOR A GREAT START.
85 00:05:17,885 00:05:20,120 THAT'S WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT'S WEIRD. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
86 00:05:20,187 00:05:21,755 I SEEM SHORTER. I SEEM SHORTER.
87 00:05:21,822 00:05:24,992 FUNNY. WONDER WHY THAT...IS? FUNNY. WONDER WHY THAT...IS?
88 00:05:25,058 00:05:26,527 AAH! AAH!
89 00:05:26,594 00:05:30,964 OF ALL THE STUPID NONSENSE. OF ALL THE STUPID NONSENSE.
90 00:05:31,031 00:05:35,102 HMM. THIS ONE LOOKS STRAIGHT AND TRUE. HMM. THIS ONE LOOKS STRAIGHT AND TRUE.
91 00:05:35,168 00:05:39,973 (RATTLING SOUND) (RATTLING SOUND)
92 00:05:40,040 00:05:41,709 UHH. UHH.
93 00:05:41,775 00:05:43,210 ONCE YOU TAKE THESE THINGS OUT, ONCE YOU TAKE THESE THINGS OUT,
94 00:05:43,276 00:05:46,346 THEY'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE LOOSE. THEY'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE LOOSE.
95 00:05:47,848 00:05:49,417 RINGS OF SATURN MUSKET BALLS RINGS OF SATURN MUSKET BALLS
96 00:05:49,483 00:05:52,052 MELTED FROM THE DROSS OF THE PLANET'S CORE. MELTED FROM THE DROSS OF THE PLANET'S CORE.
97 00:05:52,119 00:05:54,855 COTTON WADDING LEFT OVER FROM THAT STUNT DUMMY. COTTON WADDING LEFT OVER FROM THAT STUNT DUMMY.
98 00:05:54,922 00:05:59,660 AND VENUVIAN GUN POWDER, MADE USING MOTHER'S OWN RECIPE. AND VENUVIAN GUN POWDER, MADE USING MOTHER'S OWN RECIPE.
99 00:06:02,530 00:06:04,432 NOW TO LOAD THIS BABY. NOW TO LOAD THIS BABY.
100 00:06:04,498 00:06:07,635 - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
101 00:06:07,701 00:06:11,338 - OH, NO! HE'S MADE A STICK AND A ROCK! - OH, NO! HE'S MADE A STICK AND A ROCK!
102 00:06:11,405 00:06:14,007 POWDER. POWDER.
103 00:06:14,074 00:06:16,744 BALL. BALL.
104 00:06:16,810 00:06:19,680 WADDING. WADDING.
105 00:06:19,747 00:06:25,152 RAMROD. RAMROD.
106 00:06:25,218 00:06:30,591 MAYBE IT'S BALL, POWDER, WADDING. MAYBE IT'S BALL, POWDER, WADDING.
107 00:06:30,658 00:06:35,663 THEN RAM IT... THEN RAM IT...
108 00:06:35,729 00:06:39,399 PERHAPS IT'S WADDING... PERHAPS IT'S WADDING...
109 00:06:43,170 00:06:46,173 BALL. BALL.
110 00:06:46,239 00:06:49,376 POW... POW...
111 00:06:49,443 00:06:50,377 DER. DER.
112 00:06:50,444 00:06:51,779 - (GIGGLES) - (GIGGLES)
113 00:06:51,845 00:06:55,182 ME COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY. ME COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY.
114 00:06:57,618 00:07:03,724 - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
115 00:07:04,558 00:07:05,826 - THIS IS, HANDS-DOWN, - THIS IS, HANDS-DOWN,
116 00:07:05,893 00:07:10,764 THE WORST HIDING PLACE I'VE EVER PICKED. THE WORST HIDING PLACE I'VE EVER PICKED.
117 00:07:13,233 00:07:14,902 I MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THIS CREATURE I MAY HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THIS CREATURE
118 00:07:14,968 00:07:18,839 IF I INFILTRATE AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN. IF I INFILTRATE AND ATTACK FROM WITHIN.
119 00:07:18,906 00:07:22,375 HMM. THE OLD TRADITIONAL DUCK DINNER. HMM. THE OLD TRADITIONAL DUCK DINNER.
120 00:07:22,442 00:07:24,778 WHO CAN RESIST? WHO CAN RESIST?
121 00:07:24,845 00:07:27,648 - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
122 00:07:27,715 00:07:30,383 - YOO-HOO! - OHH... - YOO-HOO! - OHH...
123 00:07:30,450 00:07:34,287 - DINNER IS SERVED. - DINNER IS SERVED.
124 00:07:34,354 00:07:35,288 - WHA... - WHA...
125 00:07:35,355 00:07:37,090 - HEY THERE, HUNGRY MAN. - HEY THERE, HUNGRY MAN.
126 00:07:37,157 00:07:38,091 - HUH? - HUH?
127 00:07:38,158 00:07:40,193 - YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. - YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
128 00:07:40,260 00:07:42,295 - OH, NO. - OH, NO.
129 00:07:42,362 00:07:46,266 - COME ON! I SLAVED INSIDE A HOT STOVE ALL DAY LONG! - COME ON! I SLAVED INSIDE A HOT STOVE ALL DAY LONG!
130 00:07:46,333 00:07:49,837 YOU CAN'T DENY THAT I'M NOT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN. YOU CAN'T DENY THAT I'M NOT A MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN.
131 00:07:49,903 00:07:52,906 I'M FREE-RANGE, NO STEROIDS. I'M FREE-RANGE, NO STEROIDS.
132 00:07:52,973 00:07:56,043 UM, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WON THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST UM, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME I WON THE MR. UNIVERSE CONTEST
133 00:07:56,109 00:08:01,048 AND BECAME GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. AND BECAME GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA.
134 00:08:01,114 00:08:05,485 ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR TASTE BUDS, BUD. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FOLLOW YOUR TASTE BUDS, BUD.
135 00:08:05,553 00:08:08,055 - UMM... - UMM...
136 00:08:08,121 00:08:10,490 - HA HA! HA, HA HA HA! - HA HA! HA, HA HA HA!
137 00:08:10,558 00:08:13,226 - HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA! - HA HA, HA HA, HA HA HA!
138 00:08:13,293 00:08:15,295 - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. - THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
139 00:08:15,362 00:08:16,897 DAFFY'S BIGGER THAN TAZ, DAFFY'S BIGGER THAN TAZ,
140 00:08:16,964 00:08:19,833 AND HE'S STANDING THERE IN HIS STOMACH. AND HE'S STANDING THERE IN HIS STOMACH.
141 00:08:19,900 00:08:22,603 - WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS A CARTOON, SON. - WELL, YOU KNOW IT IS A CARTOON, SON.
142 00:08:22,670 00:08:24,071 - EVEN SO. - EVEN SO.
143 00:08:24,137 00:08:26,439 - WELL, WHAT IF THEY DO SOMETHING VISUALLY STUNNING - WELL, WHAT IF THEY DO SOMETHING VISUALLY STUNNING
144 00:08:26,506 00:08:28,008 TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF? TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF?
145 00:08:28,075 00:08:29,009 - PERHAPS. - PERHAPS.
146 00:08:29,076 00:08:31,912 - GLAD I SAVED THESE GOLF CLEATS. - GLAD I SAVED THESE GOLF CLEATS.
147 00:08:31,979 00:08:34,848 * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET *
148 00:08:34,915 00:08:37,384 * I'M GONNA PLAY * * I'M GONNA PLAY *
149 00:08:37,450 00:08:39,953 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
150 00:08:40,020 00:08:43,691 ONCE AGAIN, I'VE ALIENATED OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC. ONCE AGAIN, I'VE ALIENATED OUR TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC.
151 00:08:43,757 00:08:45,759 MAYBE I'VE GOT TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH. MAYBE I'VE GOT TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH.
152 00:08:45,826 00:08:48,161 * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET * * WAY DEEP INSIDE THIS MONSTER'S GULLET *
153 00:08:48,228 00:08:51,064 * I'M GONNA PLAY DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * * I'M GONNA PLAY DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO *
154 00:08:51,131 00:08:53,200 * THAT'S WHERE STUFF IS CHURNING EVER * * THAT'S WHERE STUFF IS CHURNING EVER *
155 00:08:53,266 00:08:56,036 * DOWN WHERE THE HEARTBURN LAYS DOODLEE-DOO * * DOWN WHERE THE HEARTBURN LAYS DOODLEE-DOO *
156 00:08:56,103 00:08:58,338 * ALL UP AND DOWN THE SMALL INTESTINE * * ALL UP AND DOWN THE SMALL INTESTINE *
157 00:08:58,405 00:09:01,008 * BLOATED UP WITH FUNK DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO * * BLOATED UP WITH FUNK DOODLEE-DOODLEE-DOO *
158 00:09:01,074 00:09:03,944 * HE'S RIGHT AT THE POINT OF BURSTING * * HE'S RIGHT AT THE POINT OF BURSTING *
159 00:09:04,011 00:09:06,113 * I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE * * I THINK I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE *
160 00:09:06,179 00:09:08,849 * DOO, DOO * * DOO, DOO *
161 00:09:12,586 00:09:14,655 I WIN, BABY! I WIN, BABY!
162 00:09:14,722 00:09:18,458 OK, MASATIVO, I WON, SO LET ME GO. OK, MASATIVO, I WON, SO LET ME GO.
163 00:09:18,525 00:09:22,730 - I'M SORRY, BUT I COULD NEVER SET SUCH A CLEVER CREATURE FREE. - I'M SORRY, BUT I COULD NEVER SET SUCH A CLEVER CREATURE FREE.
164 00:09:22,796 00:09:24,698 YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER. YOU MUST STAY HERE FOREVER.
165 00:09:24,765 00:09:26,600 - SUIT YOURSELF, QUARTZY. - SUIT YOURSELF, QUARTZY.
166 00:09:26,667 00:09:27,534 (RUMBLING) (RUMBLING)
167 00:09:27,601 00:09:30,437 - WHAT'S THAT SOUND? - WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
168 00:09:30,503 00:09:32,339 GRINDER SHIPS? GRINDER SHIPS?
169 00:09:32,405 00:09:34,975 NO!! NO!!
170 00:09:43,216 00:09:44,752 - GET US OUT OF HERE! - GET US OUT OF HERE!
171 00:09:44,818 00:09:48,055 (MOTOR STARTS) (MOTOR STARTS)
172 00:09:49,690 00:09:50,791 - NICE WORK, CADET. - NICE WORK, CADET.
173 00:09:50,858 00:09:52,292 - T-THANK YOU, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - T-THANK YOU, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
174 00:09:52,359 00:09:54,962 - I SURE AM GLAD WE HAD A CONTINGENCY PLAN - I SURE AM GLAD WE HAD A CONTINGENCY PLAN
175 00:09:55,028 00:09:56,897 AGAINST LIVING MINERAL PLANETS. AGAINST LIVING MINERAL PLANETS.
176 00:09:56,964 00:09:59,066 - YES, I FORWARDED MASATIVO'S COORDINATES TO - YES, I FORWARDED MASATIVO'S COORDINATES TO
177 00:09:59,132 00:10:00,600 THE GALACTIC SHOPPING NETWORK, THE GALACTIC SHOPPING NETWORK,
178 00:10:00,668 00:10:02,169 J-JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED. J-JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED.
179 00:10:02,235 00:10:04,938 - WITH A CRYSTAL THAT SIZE, THEY CAN FLOOD THE GALAXY - WITH A CRYSTAL THAT SIZE, THEY CAN FLOOD THE GALAXY
180 00:10:05,005 00:10:10,110 WITH CHEAP COSTUME JEWELRY FOR YEARS TO COME. WITH CHEAP COSTUME JEWELRY FOR YEARS TO COME.
181 00:10:25,092 00:10:27,594 - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR I.Q. HI, - I'M SORRY, DOCTOR I.Q. HI,
182 00:10:27,661 00:10:29,562 BUT YOUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED. BUT YOUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED.
183 00:10:29,629 00:10:31,264 - BUT I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER - BUT I'M THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER
184 00:10:31,331 00:10:33,834 AT THE INTERSTELLAR ISOTOPE CONVENTION. AT THE INTERSTELLAR ISOTOPE CONVENTION.
185 00:10:33,901 00:10:37,037 - MONOLITH SPACELINES FEELS YOUR PAIN, SIR, - MONOLITH SPACELINES FEELS YOUR PAIN, SIR,
186 00:10:37,104 00:10:38,405 BUT ALL SEATS ON YOUR FLIGHT BUT ALL SEATS ON YOUR FLIGHT
187 00:10:38,471 00:10:41,374 HAVE BEEN BOOKED BY THE CAST OF BRITTANY-MANIA. HAVE BEEN BOOKED BY THE CAST OF BRITTANY-MANIA.
188 00:10:41,441 00:10:46,947 - WILL THAT CURSED ROAD SHOW EVER END? - WILL THAT CURSED ROAD SHOW EVER END?
189 00:10:47,014 00:10:50,751 - WELL, ISN'T THIS A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM? - WELL, ISN'T THIS A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM?
190 00:10:50,818 00:10:52,052 HELLO, IGNATIUS. HELLO, IGNATIUS.
191 00:10:52,119 00:10:53,620 YOUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED, TOO? YOUR FLIGHT WAS CANCELED, TOO?
192 00:10:53,687 00:10:55,889 - QUEEN TYRANNY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - QUEEN TYRANNY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
193 00:10:55,956 00:10:58,025 - THE MARTIAN CENTURIONS ARE ON STRIKE, - THE MARTIAN CENTURIONS ARE ON STRIKE,
194 00:10:58,091 00:10:59,960 GROUNDING ALL ROYAL STARSHIPS. GROUNDING ALL ROYAL STARSHIPS.
195 00:11:00,027 00:11:06,133 LUCKY FOR ME I HAD ALL THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES. LUCKY FOR ME I HAD ALL THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
196 00:11:06,867 00:11:09,202 SO, HOW IS HE? SO, HOW IS HE?
197 00:11:09,269 00:11:10,003 - WHO? - WHO?
198 00:11:10,070 00:11:13,473 - THE ONE WHO CAPTURED MY HEART. - THE ONE WHO CAPTURED MY HEART.
199 00:11:13,540 00:11:14,975 - DODGERS? - DODGERS?
200 00:11:15,042 00:11:17,911 NO OFFENSE, YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER. NO OFFENSE, YOUR HIGHNESS, BUT YOU CAN DO BETTER.
201 00:11:17,978 00:11:19,512 - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? - HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
202 00:11:19,579 00:11:22,449 DODGERS IS THE BRAVEST CAPTAIN IN THE PROTECTORATE FLEET. DODGERS IS THE BRAVEST CAPTAIN IN THE PROTECTORATE FLEET.
203 00:11:22,515 00:11:25,452 - BRAVE? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DUCK? - BRAVE? ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DUCK?
204 00:11:25,518 00:11:27,955 HE WASN'T EXACTLY A PARAGON OF FORTITUDE HE WASN'T EXACTLY A PARAGON OF FORTITUDE
205 00:11:28,021 00:11:31,491 THE TIME I GAVE IN TO HIS DEMAND TO BE AN AMBASSADOR. THE TIME I GAVE IN TO HIS DEMAND TO BE AN AMBASSADOR.
206 00:11:31,558 00:11:34,027 HE WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND NEARLY MET HIS END HE WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND NEARLY MET HIS END
207 00:11:34,094 00:11:37,164 ABOARD A HAUNTED SPACE STATION. ABOARD A HAUNTED SPACE STATION.
208 00:11:39,532 00:11:44,437 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
209 00:11:44,504 00:11:45,773 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
210 00:11:45,839 00:11:47,707 - AAH! - AAH!
211 00:11:47,775 00:11:49,009 - MEOW. - MEOW.
212 00:11:49,076 00:11:51,311 - IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE KITTEN. - IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE KITTEN.
213 00:11:51,378 00:11:52,345 HERE, KITTY, KITTY. HERE, KITTY, KITTY.
214 00:11:52,412 00:11:53,346 - (SCREECH) - (SCREECH)
215 00:11:53,413 00:11:54,447 - GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! - GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
216 00:11:54,514 00:11:59,119 USE THE PARALYSIS RAY! USE THE PARALYSIS RAY!
217 00:11:59,186 00:12:01,388 - (PURRING) - (PURRING)
218 00:12:01,454 00:12:02,689 (HISS) (HISS)
219 00:12:02,756 00:12:04,524 MEOW. MEOW.
220 00:12:04,591 00:12:08,962 - NICE SHOOTIN', TEX. - NICE SHOOTIN', TEX.
221 00:12:09,029 00:12:10,597 - NOW HOLD STILL. - NOW HOLD STILL.
222 00:12:10,663 00:12:12,099 - VERY FUNNY. - VERY FUNNY.
223 00:12:12,165 00:12:14,902 AAH! AAH!
224 00:12:14,968 00:12:15,803 - (SCREECH) - (SCREECH)
225 00:12:15,869 00:12:17,137 - AH! AH! AH! - AH! AH! AH!
226 00:12:17,204 00:12:22,442 - OK, KITTY, TIME TO GO. T-THE JOKE'S OVER. - OK, KITTY, TIME TO GO. T-THE JOKE'S OVER.
227 00:12:25,145 00:12:26,847 - SO HE WASN'T BRAVE AT ALL? - SO HE WASN'T BRAVE AT ALL?
228 00:12:26,914 00:12:30,417 - WELL, HE DID ENCOUNTER A DEADLY SPACE VAMPIRE, - WELL, HE DID ENCOUNTER A DEADLY SPACE VAMPIRE,
229 00:12:30,483 00:12:32,820 THOUGH CADET ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE MONSTER. THOUGH CADET ACTUALLY DESTROYED THE MONSTER.
230 00:12:32,886 00:12:34,621 DODGERS WAS SIMPLY OFF TO THE SIDE, DODGERS WAS SIMPLY OFF TO THE SIDE,
231 00:12:34,687 00:12:36,089 DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN.
232 00:12:36,156 00:12:38,959 - I'M SURE THE INCIDENT WITH THE KITTEN WAS AN ANOMALY. - I'M SURE THE INCIDENT WITH THE KITTEN WAS AN ANOMALY.
233 00:12:39,026 00:12:42,329 HE'S USUALLY VERY GOOD WITH ANIMALS, ISN'T HE? HE'S USUALLY VERY GOOD WITH ANIMALS, ISN'T HE?
234 00:12:42,395 00:12:46,166 - MMM, WELL... - MMM, WELL...
235 00:12:46,233 00:12:48,601 (FANFARE PLAYS) (FANFARE PLAYS)
236 00:12:48,668 00:12:50,470 - HUZZAH! - HUZZAH!
237 00:12:50,537 00:12:51,939 (HAWK SCREECHES) (HAWK SCREECHES)
238 00:12:52,005 00:12:58,111 - ULP! AAH...! - ULP! AAH...!
239 00:12:58,611 00:13:00,447 - HUH? - HUH?
240 00:13:00,513 00:13:03,150 (HEARTBEAT SOUND) (HEARTBEAT SOUND)
241 00:13:03,216 00:13:04,351 - LEECHES! - LEECHES!
242 00:13:04,417 00:13:08,956 COME HERE, MY TIMID WOODLAND CREATURE. COME HERE, MY TIMID WOODLAND CREATURE.
243 00:13:09,022 00:13:11,892 DON'T BE AFRAID. DON'T BE AFRAID.
244 00:13:11,959 00:13:13,760 AAH! OW, OW, OW! AAH! OW, OW, OW!
245 00:13:13,827 00:13:16,830 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
246 00:13:16,897 00:13:19,232 * I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL * * I'M A LITTLE DAFFODIL *
247 00:13:19,299 00:13:21,902 * STRONG AND PROUD AM I * * STRONG AND PROUD AM I *
248 00:13:21,969 00:13:24,237 - AAH! BEES! GET OFF ME! AAH! - AAH! BEES! GET OFF ME! AAH!
249 00:13:24,304 00:13:27,074 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)
250 00:13:27,140 00:13:29,442 AAH! AAH!
251 00:13:29,509 00:13:32,279 WAAH! NO, NO, NO! AAH! WAAH! NO, NO, NO! AAH!
252 00:13:32,345 00:13:36,884 OH, CADET, BRING THE FIRST AID KIT. OH, CADET, BRING THE FIRST AID KIT.
253 00:13:36,950 00:13:40,020 - GOOD WITH ANIMALS? IN A WORD, NO. - GOOD WITH ANIMALS? IN A WORD, NO.
254 00:13:40,087 00:13:43,256 - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S A STYLISH DRESSER. - WELL, AT LEAST HE'S A STYLISH DRESSER.
255 00:13:43,323 00:13:49,062 - SURE, WHEN HE MANAGES TO PICK UP THE RIGHT SUIT. - SURE, WHEN HE MANAGES TO PICK UP THE RIGHT SUIT.
256 00:13:49,129 00:13:50,898 - HELLO. ANYBODY HOME? - HELLO. ANYBODY HOME?
257 00:13:50,964 00:13:52,699 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SERVICE?
258 00:13:52,765 00:13:54,034 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
259 00:13:54,101 00:13:56,569 - YOU'RE NOT THE REGULAR GUY. WHERE'S LOUIE? - YOU'RE NOT THE REGULAR GUY. WHERE'S LOUIE?
260 00:13:56,636 00:13:57,971 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
261 00:13:58,038 00:14:03,576 - I...NEED...TO... PICK...UP...MY...UNIFORM. - I...NEED...TO... PICK...UP...MY...UNIFORM.
262 00:14:03,643 00:14:04,611 - BRAK? - BRAK?
263 00:14:04,677 00:14:07,080 - LISTEN...CARE...FULLY. - LISTEN...CARE...FULLY.
264 00:14:07,147 00:14:13,253 NEED...TO...PICK...UP... MY...GREEN...UNIFORM. NEED...TO...PICK...UP... MY...GREEN...UNIFORM.
265 00:14:16,156 00:14:21,161 AH, CHARADES. THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. AH, CHARADES. THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE.
266 00:14:21,228 00:14:23,363 THAT'S A PROM DRESS. THAT'S A PROM DRESS.
267 00:14:23,430 00:14:25,465 - UH, BRAK? - UH, BRAK?
268 00:14:25,532 00:14:27,834 - THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT. - THAT'S A GORILLA SUIT.
269 00:14:27,901 00:14:29,336 SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT. SANTA CLAUS OUTFIT.
270 00:14:29,402 00:14:30,337 WEDDING DRESS. WEDDING DRESS.
271 00:14:30,403 00:14:31,338 MUUMUU. MUUMUU.
272 00:14:31,404 00:14:32,339 NEHRU JACKET. NEHRU JACKET.
273 00:14:32,405 00:14:33,473 KARATE GI. KARATE GI.
274 00:14:33,540 00:14:36,609 YOU KNOW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. YOU KNOW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.
275 00:14:36,676 00:14:37,610 TUXEDO. TUXEDO.
276 00:14:37,677 00:14:39,479 RINGMASTER'S UNIFORM. RINGMASTER'S UNIFORM.
277 00:14:39,546 00:14:41,814 PRIESTLY VESTMENTS. PRIESTLY VESTMENTS.
278 00:14:41,881 00:14:44,851 LOOK, I JUST WANT MY GREEN SUIT! LOOK, I JUST WANT MY GREEN SUIT!
279 00:14:44,918 00:14:45,852 (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR OPENS)
280 00:14:45,919 00:14:47,887 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
281 00:14:47,955 00:14:49,689 - LOUIE! ABOUT TIME. - LOUIE! ABOUT TIME.
282 00:14:49,756 00:14:54,061 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
283 00:14:54,127 00:14:57,097 - LOUIE, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? - LOUIE, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY?
284 00:14:57,164 00:14:58,398 - TA-DA! GRAK! - TA-DA! GRAK!
285 00:14:58,465 00:15:03,736 - THANKS, LOUIE. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. - THANKS, LOUIE. YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
286 00:15:03,803 00:15:06,739 - TURNS OUT HE WALKED AWAY WITH A BATMAN SUIT. - TURNS OUT HE WALKED AWAY WITH A BATMAN SUIT.
287 00:15:06,806 00:15:08,775 - SO HE'S FASHION-CHALLENGED. - SO HE'S FASHION-CHALLENGED.
288 00:15:08,841 00:15:12,279 I KNOW HE'S A GOOD DRIVER. I SAW HIM WIN A RACE ONCE. I KNOW HE'S A GOOD DRIVER. I SAW HIM WIN A RACE ONCE.
289 00:15:12,345 00:15:13,546 - OH, RACES ARE ONE THING. - OH, RACES ARE ONE THING.
290 00:15:13,613 00:15:19,052 IT'S THE BIG SLOW MODELS HE CAN'T HANDLE. IT'S THE BIG SLOW MODELS HE CAN'T HANDLE.
291 00:15:28,395 00:15:31,331 - I LOVE BEING WAY UP IN ONE OF THESE BIG THINGS. - I LOVE BEING WAY UP IN ONE OF THESE BIG THINGS.
292 00:15:31,398 00:15:34,801 IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SEE OVER ALL THE TRAFFIC. IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO SEE OVER ALL THE TRAFFIC.
293 00:15:34,867 00:15:36,236 - UH-HUH. - UH-HUH.
294 00:15:36,303 00:15:38,071 WOW, THAT'S PRETTY STEEP. WOW, THAT'S PRETTY STEEP.
295 00:15:38,138 00:15:39,906 I DON'T THINK WE CAN MAKE IT. I DON'T THINK WE CAN MAKE IT.
296 00:15:39,973 00:15:41,241 - OF COURSE WE CAN! - OF COURSE WE CAN!
297 00:15:41,308 00:15:44,044 THAT'S WHAT THIS BABY WAS DESIGNED FOR. THAT'S WHAT THIS BABY WAS DESIGNED FOR.
298 00:15:44,111 00:15:45,045 JUST YOU WATCH. JUST YOU WATCH.
299 00:15:45,112 00:15:47,447 I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE EXTRA GAS, I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE EXTRA GAS,
300 00:15:47,514 00:15:51,751 AND WE'RE OFF! AND WE'RE OFF!
301 00:15:51,818 00:15:53,820 - OH, DEAR. W-WE'RE STUCK. - OH, DEAR. W-WE'RE STUCK.
302 00:15:53,886 00:15:55,088 - NEVER FEAR, CADET. - NEVER FEAR, CADET.
303 00:15:55,155 00:15:56,556 WE'LL SIMPLY USE THIS WINCH WE'LL SIMPLY USE THIS WINCH
304 00:15:56,623 00:15:58,858 TO EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS PREDICAMENT. TO EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS PREDICAMENT.
305 00:15:58,925 00:16:01,594 I'LL JUST AIM THIS RAZOR-SHARP HARPOON I'LL JUST AIM THIS RAZOR-SHARP HARPOON
306 00:16:01,661 00:16:05,665 AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF... AT THE TOP OF THE CLIFF...
307 00:16:05,732 00:16:07,234 ...AND PULL OURSELVES UP. ...AND PULL OURSELVES UP.
308 00:16:07,300 00:16:10,037 - WILL THAT CABLE REALLY HOLD ALL THIS WEIGHT? - WILL THAT CABLE REALLY HOLD ALL THIS WEIGHT?
309 00:16:10,103 00:16:11,638 - OF COURSE. - OF COURSE.
310 00:16:11,704 00:16:13,273 ACTIVATING WINCH. ACTIVATING WINCH.
311 00:16:13,340 00:16:17,310 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
312 00:16:17,377 00:16:18,711 AAH! AAH!
313 00:16:20,013 00:16:25,218 (CRUNCHING SOUNDS) (CRUNCHING SOUNDS)
314 00:16:25,285 00:16:28,488 SEE? I TOLD YOU THE CABLE WOULD HOLD. SEE? I TOLD YOU THE CABLE WOULD HOLD.
315 00:16:28,555 00:16:29,489 (SNAP) (SNAP)
316 00:16:35,095 00:16:37,564 - OH, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED - OH, I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED
317 00:16:37,630 00:16:41,634 IN SOME INTERMINABLE COMPILATION OF MY BELOVED'S SECRET FAILURES; IN SOME INTERMINABLE COMPILATION OF MY BELOVED'S SECRET FAILURES;
318 00:16:41,701 00:16:43,236 INCIDENTS THAT, FOR WHATEVER REASON, INCIDENTS THAT, FOR WHATEVER REASON,
319 00:16:43,303 00:16:44,404 MOST LIKELY TIME, MOST LIKELY TIME,
320 00:16:44,471 00:16:46,206 WERE NEVER MADE PUBLIC UNTIL NOW. WERE NEVER MADE PUBLIC UNTIL NOW.
321 00:16:46,273 00:16:48,775 SURELY DODGERS HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF SURELY DODGERS HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF
322 00:16:48,841 00:16:50,643 IN SOME OTHER FIELD OF ENDEAVOR? IN SOME OTHER FIELD OF ENDEAVOR?
323 00:16:50,710 00:16:54,581 - POSSIBLY. HE'S TRIED ALMOST ALL OF THEM. - POSSIBLY. HE'S TRIED ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
324 00:16:54,647 00:16:56,716 - WELCOME TO THE LONE STAR SYSTEM - WELCOME TO THE LONE STAR SYSTEM
325 00:16:56,783 00:16:59,052 INTERGALACTIC RODEO. INTERGALACTIC RODEO.
326 00:16:59,119 00:17:01,554 IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY FOR BULL-RIDING. IT'S A SPECTACULAR DAY FOR BULL-RIDING.
327 00:17:01,621 00:17:02,689 OH, NO! OH, NO!
328 00:17:02,755 00:17:05,625 SADLY, BUCKAROO ARCHIE RICHARDS HAS BEEN THROWN SADLY, BUCKAROO ARCHIE RICHARDS HAS BEEN THROWN
329 00:17:05,692 00:17:09,829 BY THE FIERCE ASTRO-BULL, DIABLO. BY THE FIERCE ASTRO-BULL, DIABLO.
330 00:17:09,896 00:17:11,598 - (ROARS) - (ROARS)
331 00:17:11,664 00:17:12,965 - BUT REST EASY, FOLKS. - BUT REST EASY, FOLKS.
332 00:17:13,032 00:17:16,103 HERE COMES THE FEARLESS RODEO CLOWN. HERE COMES THE FEARLESS RODEO CLOWN.
333 00:17:16,169 00:17:18,571 - HI, THERE. YOU MUST BE DIABLO. - HI, THERE. YOU MUST BE DIABLO.
334 00:17:18,638 00:17:19,739 I'M NEW ON THE JOB, I'M NEW ON THE JOB,
335 00:17:19,806 00:17:21,241 BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
336 00:17:21,308 00:17:24,944 I'M TO LURE YOU AWAY WITH MY CLOWNISH SHENANIGANS. I'M TO LURE YOU AWAY WITH MY CLOWNISH SHENANIGANS.
337 00:17:25,011 00:17:27,980 SO HERE IT GOES. SO HERE IT GOES.
338 00:17:28,047 00:17:30,317 CARE FOR A DRINK, LUMMOX? CARE FOR A DRINK, LUMMOX?
339 00:17:30,383 00:17:33,886 WHACKA, WHACKA, WHACKA! I'M A CRAZY CLOWN! WHACKA, WHACKA, WHACKA! I'M A CRAZY CLOWN!
340 00:17:33,953 00:17:35,088 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
341 00:17:35,155 00:17:38,625 - LOOK AT ME, I'M A SILLY... - LOOK AT ME, I'M A SILLY...
342 00:17:38,691 00:17:41,428 YAH! YAH!
343 00:17:41,494 00:17:45,198 - WHOOEE! THAT SURE IS ONE TICKED-OFF BULL! - WHOOEE! THAT SURE IS ONE TICKED-OFF BULL!
344 00:17:45,265 00:17:49,102 - YAH! SAVE ME! - YAH! SAVE ME!
345 00:17:49,169 00:17:54,374 I'VE ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS. I'VE ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS.
346 00:17:54,441 00:17:55,542 YIPE! YIPE!
347 00:17:55,608 00:17:59,512 YOU'VE PERFORATED MY PANCREAS. YOU'VE PERFORATED MY PANCREAS.
348 00:17:59,579 00:18:01,781 I QUIT! I QUIT!
349 00:18:04,417 00:18:05,585 - SO, CAPTAIN DODGERS, - SO, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
350 00:18:05,652 00:18:07,620 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COSMETICS? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COSMETICS?
351 00:18:07,687 00:18:08,655 - NOT A THING. - NOT A THING.
352 00:18:08,721 00:18:10,957 - WELL, THIS JOB SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. - WELL, THIS JOB SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.
353 00:18:11,023 00:18:13,993 WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THAT CLIENT OVER THERE? WHY DON'T YOU START WITH THAT CLIENT OVER THERE?
354 00:18:14,060 00:18:15,495 - AYE, AYE, SKIPPER. - AYE, AYE, SKIPPER.
355 00:18:15,562 00:18:18,365 - MAY I GET SOME HELP, PLEASE? - GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. - MAY I GET SOME HELP, PLEASE? - GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM.
356 00:18:18,431 00:18:20,933 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE OF OUR LATEST PRODUCTS? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE OF OUR LATEST PRODUCTS?
357 00:18:21,000 00:18:25,538 PERHAPS A DASH OF THIS UNSHAKABLE FOUNDATION? PERHAPS A DASH OF THIS UNSHAKABLE FOUNDATION?
358 00:18:25,605 00:18:29,309 A DOSE OF GLITTERY GLOSSIFIERS? A DOSE OF GLITTERY GLOSSIFIERS?
359 00:18:29,376 00:18:30,977 AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
360 00:18:31,043 00:18:35,948 A SPRITZ OF EAU DE TOILETTE PARFUM. A SPRITZ OF EAU DE TOILETTE PARFUM.
361 00:18:36,015 00:18:40,052 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS? WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS?
362 00:18:40,119 00:18:43,190 - YOU ARE SO FIRED. - YOU ARE SO FIRED.
363 00:18:45,458 00:18:47,960 - COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE FALLING BEHIND. - COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE FALLING BEHIND.
364 00:18:48,027 00:18:49,262 - DON'T WORRY, MR. NEIGHBORLY. - DON'T WORRY, MR. NEIGHBORLY.
365 00:18:49,329 00:18:51,998 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WELL IN HAND.
366 00:18:52,064 00:18:52,965 HMM. HMM.
367 00:18:53,032 00:18:55,034 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR? - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIR?
368 00:18:55,101 00:18:56,936 - I THINK THESE GLASSES ARE BROKEN. - I THINK THESE GLASSES ARE BROKEN.
369 00:18:57,003 00:18:58,571 I CAN'T READ A THING. I CAN'T READ A THING.
370 00:18:58,638 00:19:04,744 - M-MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING T-THE FRONT SIDE. - M-MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING T-THE FRONT SIDE.
371 00:19:04,811 00:19:06,213 - HEH HEH. YEAH. WELL. - HEH HEH. YEAH. WELL.
372 00:19:06,279 00:19:08,848 - HOW COULD ANYBODY B-BE THAT STUPID? - HOW COULD ANYBODY B-BE THAT STUPID?
373 00:19:08,915 00:19:11,451 - OH, YEAH? WELL, MAYBE THESE ARE, UM... - OH, YEAH? WELL, MAYBE THESE ARE, UM...
374 00:19:11,518 00:19:12,885 THOSE X-RAY GLASSES. THOSE X-RAY GLASSES.
375 00:19:12,952 00:19:16,323 THE ONES THAT LET YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH STUFF. THE ONES THAT LET YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH STUFF.
376 00:19:16,389 00:19:19,926 - AND YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD ASTIGMATISM! - AND YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD ASTIGMATISM!
377 00:19:19,992 00:19:21,328 - NOBODY RESPECTS THAT - NOBODY RESPECTS THAT
378 00:19:21,394 00:19:26,065 NOT HITTING A GUY WITH GLASSES THING ANYMORE. NOT HITTING A GUY WITH GLASSES THING ANYMORE.
379 00:19:26,132 00:19:28,167 - AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING HIS FAILED ATTEMPTS - AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING HIS FAILED ATTEMPTS
380 00:19:28,235 00:19:32,305 AT THEATER USHER, OCELOT FEEDER, ORGAN DONOR, AND TAXIDERMIST. AT THEATER USHER, OCELOT FEEDER, ORGAN DONOR, AND TAXIDERMIST.
381 00:19:32,372 00:19:34,941 - AND HERE I BELIEVED HE REALLY WAS A HERO. - AND HERE I BELIEVED HE REALLY WAS A HERO.
382 00:19:35,007 00:19:38,511 - OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. HE'S NOT A TOTAL WASHOUT. - OH, NOW, WAIT, WAIT. HE'S NOT A TOTAL WASHOUT.
383 00:19:38,578 00:19:40,146 I HAVE IT ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY I HAVE IT ON EXCELLENT AUTHORITY
384 00:19:40,213 00:19:42,382 THAT HE WAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL HERO. THAT HE WAS A COLLEGE FOOTBALL HERO.
385 00:19:42,449 00:19:43,983 - A FOOTBALL HERO? - A FOOTBALL HERO?
386 00:19:44,050 00:19:45,785 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
387 00:19:45,852 00:19:47,153 OH, IGNATIUS. OH, IGNATIUS.
388 00:19:47,220 00:19:51,090 MY LOYAL COMMANDER TOLD ME THE REAL STORY BEHIND THAT. MY LOYAL COMMANDER TOLD ME THE REAL STORY BEHIND THAT.
389 00:19:51,157 00:19:52,559 HE WENT BACK INTO THE PAST HE WENT BACK INTO THE PAST
390 00:19:52,625 00:19:56,929 TO MAKE SURE DODGERS DID NOT FULFILL HIS DESTINY. TO MAKE SURE DODGERS DID NOT FULFILL HIS DESTINY.
391 00:19:56,996 00:20:01,834 (BIRDS SINGING) (BIRDS SINGING)
392 00:20:01,901 00:20:02,835 -4 A.M. -4 A.M.
393 00:20:02,902 00:20:05,238 TIME TO RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD. TIME TO RISE AND SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD.
394 00:20:05,305 00:20:07,440 2 DOZEN RAW EGGS. 2 DOZEN RAW EGGS.
395 00:20:07,507 00:20:10,710 PLENTY OF PROTEIN TO GET YOU OFF TO A GOOD START. PLENTY OF PROTEIN TO GET YOU OFF TO A GOOD START.
396 00:20:10,777 00:20:13,913 - OH, BOY, A BUCKET OF FLOPPY EGGS, - OH, BOY, A BUCKET OF FLOPPY EGGS,
397 00:20:13,980 00:20:16,816 JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE. JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE.
398 00:20:16,883 00:20:22,789 (GULPING) (GULPING)
399 00:20:26,859 00:20:30,196 AAH... AAH...
400 00:20:30,263 00:20:31,531 MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO FINISH MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO FINISH
401 00:20:31,598 00:20:34,133 WITH A CHASER OF WARM RANCID MAYONNAISE. WITH A CHASER OF WARM RANCID MAYONNAISE.
402 00:20:34,200 00:20:37,036 - (GULPS) - (GULPS)
403 00:20:37,103 00:20:39,205 - HA! WEAK CONSTITUTION, - HA! WEAK CONSTITUTION,
404 00:20:39,272 00:20:44,277 JUST LIKE MOTHER. JUST LIKE MOTHER.
405 00:20:44,344 00:20:46,446 - I'LL PLACE THE CHICKEN ON THE GROUND, - I'LL PLACE THE CHICKEN ON THE GROUND,
406 00:20:46,513 00:20:49,081 AND WHEN IT SCURRIES, YOU TRY TO CATCH IT. AND WHEN IT SCURRIES, YOU TRY TO CATCH IT.
407 00:20:49,148 00:20:50,383 - WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY - WHAT AN EXCELLENT WAY
408 00:20:50,450 00:20:53,953 TO DEVELOP MY SPEED AND COORDINATION. TO DEVELOP MY SPEED AND COORDINATION.
409 00:20:54,020 00:20:58,024 - OK, GET READY. - OK, GET READY.
410 00:20:58,090 00:20:59,492 - WAHOO! - WAHOO!
411 00:20:59,559 00:21:03,095 - MAYBE I NEED TO FIND A MORE AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN. - MAYBE I NEED TO FIND A MORE AGGRESSIVE CHICKEN.
412 00:21:03,162 00:21:04,263 - I GOTCHA! - I GOTCHA!
413 00:21:04,331 00:21:05,865 AAH! GET IT OFF ME! AAH! GET IT OFF ME!
414 00:21:05,932 00:21:07,099 OOH! AH! OOH! OOH! AH! OOH!
415 00:21:07,166 00:21:08,868 YEOW! YEOW!
416 00:21:08,935 00:21:13,873 - OH, DEAR. - OH, DEAR.
417 00:21:22,749 00:21:26,319 - AAH! - AAH!
418 00:21:26,386 00:21:27,920 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - (BOTH LAUGHING)
419 00:21:27,987 00:21:31,057 - WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS PSYCHOTIC FEAR OF THE CLERGY. - WELL, THAT EXPLAINS HIS PSYCHOTIC FEAR OF THE CLERGY.
420 00:21:31,123 00:21:33,593 - NOW THAT WE'VE SHARED OUR DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, - NOW THAT WE'VE SHARED OUR DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES,
421 00:21:33,660 00:21:36,863 I CAN SEE I WAS A BIT DAZZLED BY DODGERS. I CAN SEE I WAS A BIT DAZZLED BY DODGERS.
422 00:21:36,929 00:21:37,864 I SAW BRAVERY IN HIM I SAW BRAVERY IN HIM
423 00:21:37,930 00:21:39,899 WHEN THERE WAS JUST RECKLESSNESS; WHEN THERE WAS JUST RECKLESSNESS;
424 00:21:39,966 00:21:40,933 PRAISED HIS INGENUITY PRAISED HIS INGENUITY
425 00:21:41,000 00:21:43,570 WHEN HE HAD SURVIVED BY DUMB LUCK. WHEN HE HAD SURVIVED BY DUMB LUCK.
426 00:21:43,636 00:21:45,905 MAN, I WAS A DITZ. MAN, I WAS A DITZ.
427 00:21:45,972 00:21:49,175 - DOCTOR I.Q. HI, PLEASE PROCEED TO GATE 7 - DOCTOR I.Q. HI, PLEASE PROCEED TO GATE 7
428 00:21:49,241 00:21:50,443 FOR IMMEDIATE BOARDING. FOR IMMEDIATE BOARDING.
429 00:21:50,510 00:21:51,678 - WELL, THAT'S MY FLIGHT. - WELL, THAT'S MY FLIGHT.
430 00:21:51,744 00:21:53,513 DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, YOUR HIGHNESS. DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, YOUR HIGHNESS.
431 00:21:53,580 00:21:56,483 DODGERS DOES HAVE A CERTAIN INFECTIOUS CHARM. DODGERS DOES HAVE A CERTAIN INFECTIOUS CHARM.
432 00:21:56,549 00:21:59,986 I GUESS THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T FIRED HIM YET, TA-TA. I GUESS THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T FIRED HIM YET, TA-TA.
433 00:22:00,052 00:22:03,556 - YES, THAT CURSED INFECTIOUS CHARM. - YES, THAT CURSED INFECTIOUS CHARM.
434 00:22:04,591 00:22:07,427 I WONDER IF HE'S BUSY TONIGHT. I WONDER IF HE'S BUSY TONIGHT.