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1 00:00:05,706 00:00:11,345 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:14,082 00:00:20,188 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,722 00:00:28,028 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,699 00:00:36,504 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
5 00:00:38,739 00:00:44,678 * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY *
6 00:00:47,281 00:00:53,387 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ** * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY **
7 00:01:16,844 00:01:20,714 - AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. - AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.
8 00:01:20,781 00:01:22,350 SAME GOOD OLD SHIP. SAME GOOD OLD SHIP.
9 00:01:22,416 00:01:24,418 SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE. SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE.
10 00:01:24,485 00:01:27,155 SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE. SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE.
11 00:01:27,221 00:01:29,056 - GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
12 00:01:29,123 00:01:33,527 - SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH? - SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH?
13 00:01:33,594 00:01:35,095 THIS IS STRANGE. THIS IS STRANGE.
14 00:01:35,163 00:01:37,097 I'VE NEVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINGS I'VE NEVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINGS
15 00:01:37,165 00:01:38,799 FOR THE CADET BEFORE. FOR THE CADET BEFORE.
16 00:01:38,866 00:01:40,100 IS IT WRONG? IS IT WRONG?
17 00:01:43,036 00:01:44,838 YOU'RE NOT THE CADET. YOU'RE NOT THE CADET.
18 00:01:44,905 00:01:46,140 HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT? HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT?
19 00:01:46,207 00:01:47,975 - THE OLD CADET WAS TRANSFERRED. - THE OLD CADET WAS TRANSFERRED.
20 00:01:48,041 00:01:49,677 I'M HIS REPLACEMENT. I'M HIS REPLACEMENT.
21 00:01:49,743 00:01:51,879 - I'LL MISS THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK. - I'LL MISS THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK.
22 00:01:51,945 00:01:53,414 - HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE? - HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE?
23 00:01:53,481 00:01:55,516 - ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY? - ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY?
24 00:01:55,583 00:01:57,218 - I THINK SO. - LET'S SEE. - I THINK SO. - LET'S SEE.
25 00:01:57,285 00:02:01,155 HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH. HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH.
26 00:02:01,222 00:02:03,524 HMM, AND SKIN. HMM, AND SKIN.
27 00:02:03,591 00:02:06,427 YES. I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE... YES. I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE...
28 00:02:06,494 00:02:07,961 THIS. THIS.
29 00:02:08,028 00:02:08,996 PRETTY GOOD, HUH? PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
30 00:02:09,062 00:02:10,931 - HMM. - HMM.
31 00:02:10,998 00:02:12,300 HERE. HERE.
32 00:02:12,366 00:02:14,568 - HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. - HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
33 00:02:14,635 00:02:17,037 BUT YOU FORGOT SOME OF THE DETAILS. BUT YOU FORGOT SOME OF THE DETAILS.
34 00:02:17,104 00:02:18,239 SEE? SEE?
35 00:02:21,242 00:02:22,210 COME ON, CADET. COME ON, CADET.
36 00:02:22,276 00:02:24,245 WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO. WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO.
37 00:02:24,312 00:02:26,614 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
38 00:02:26,680 00:02:29,183 ADD TWO DROPS OF SODIUM PHOSDAX. ADD TWO DROPS OF SODIUM PHOSDAX.
39 00:02:30,484 00:02:33,086 NOW ADD 5 DROPS OF AMMONIUM SULFAX. NOW ADD 5 DROPS OF AMMONIUM SULFAX.
40 00:02:33,153 00:02:36,290 (5 DROPS) (5 DROPS)
41 00:02:36,357 00:02:39,260 HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS FALL FOR THAT ONE. HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS FALL FOR THAT ONE.
42 00:02:39,327 00:02:40,294 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
43 00:02:40,361 00:02:42,230 - GOOD JOKE, SIR. - GOOD JOKE, SIR.
44 00:02:52,340 00:02:54,408 - HA HA HA! AAH! - HA HA HA! AAH!
45 00:03:02,149 00:03:03,417 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
46 00:03:03,484 00:03:06,954 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
47 00:03:12,693 00:03:13,827 (KNOCK ON DOOR) (KNOCK ON DOOR)
48 00:03:16,264 00:03:17,531 (TOILET FLUSHES) (TOILET FLUSHES)
49 00:03:19,967 00:03:21,669 AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME
50 00:03:21,735 00:03:24,137 WHEN I HAD TO FACE THE KLUNKINS. WHEN I HAD TO FACE THE KLUNKINS.
51 00:03:24,204 00:03:25,973 I WAS RUNNING A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION I WAS RUNNING A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION
52 00:03:26,039 00:03:27,140 ON THE PLANET KLUNK ON THE PLANET KLUNK
53 00:03:27,207 00:03:29,710 WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED FROM MY PARTY. WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED FROM MY PARTY.
54 00:03:29,777 00:03:32,145 I LOOKED TO THE LEFT... KLUNKINS. I LOOKED TO THE LEFT... KLUNKINS.
55 00:03:32,212 00:03:33,146 I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT... I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT...
56 00:03:33,213 00:03:34,214 MORE KLUNKINS! MORE KLUNKINS!
57 00:03:34,282 00:03:36,484 SO I LEAPED... SO I LEAPED...
58 00:03:36,550 00:03:40,788 IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS. IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS.
59 00:03:40,854 00:03:43,791 LANDED ON A LEDGE HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA LANDED ON A LEDGE HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA
60 00:03:43,857 00:03:46,294 AND DREW MY WEAPON. AND DREW MY WEAPON.
61 00:03:46,360 00:03:50,130 THEN THE HAIRY HORDE LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK! THEN THE HAIRY HORDE LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK!
62 00:03:50,197 00:03:51,399 - GRR! - GRR!
63 00:03:51,465 00:03:53,967 - THEY WERE COMING AT ME FROM BOTH SIDES. - THEY WERE COMING AT ME FROM BOTH SIDES.
64 00:03:54,034 00:03:55,202 - ARR! - ARR!
65 00:03:55,269 00:03:57,170 - WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? - WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?
66 00:03:57,237 00:03:59,673 SO I SPRANG HIGH INTO THE AIR SO I SPRANG HIGH INTO THE AIR
67 00:03:59,740 00:04:01,575 AND ELUDED THE SMELLY BRUTES. AND ELUDED THE SMELLY BRUTES.
68 00:04:01,642 00:04:04,545 I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING AND SWINGING, I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING AND SWINGING,
69 00:04:04,612 00:04:08,616 LEAPING, KICKING, SKIPPING, BITING. LEAPING, KICKING, SKIPPING, BITING.
70 00:04:08,682 00:04:11,319 I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE. I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE.
71 00:04:18,191 00:04:19,927 (RIPPING) (RIPPING)
72 00:04:21,329 00:04:23,997 BUT ALAS, THERE WERE TOO MANY. BUT ALAS, THERE WERE TOO MANY.
73 00:04:24,064 00:04:25,299 - OH, DEAR. - OH, DEAR.
74 00:04:25,366 00:04:29,002 - SO, THINKING QUICKLY, I CREATED A DIVERSION. - SO, THINKING QUICKLY, I CREATED A DIVERSION.
75 00:04:29,069 00:04:31,739 LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!
76 00:04:31,805 00:04:33,273 FREE ICE CREAM! FREE ICE CREAM!
77 00:04:33,341 00:04:35,142 - FREE ICE CREAM! - FREE ICE CREAM!
78 00:04:35,208 00:04:36,577 - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
79 00:04:36,644 00:04:38,178 - YES, I DO. - YOU DO? - YES, I DO. - YOU DO?
80 00:04:38,245 00:04:41,114 - SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, - SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK,
81 00:04:41,181 00:04:43,150 YOU DRESSED UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING YOU DRESSED UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING
82 00:04:43,216 00:04:44,885 AND SNUCK AWAY. AND SNUCK AWAY.
83 00:04:44,952 00:04:47,688 THEY NOW CALL THAT THE "DODGERS MANEUVER" THEY NOW CALL THAT THE "DODGERS MANEUVER"
84 00:04:47,755 00:04:49,690 IN HONOR OF YOU. IN HONOR OF YOU.
85 00:04:49,757 00:04:52,660 THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY. THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY.
86 00:04:52,726 00:04:54,928 - YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL, - YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL,
87 00:04:54,995 00:04:58,265 BUT MOST FELLAS DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT. BUT MOST FELLAS DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT.
88 00:04:58,332 00:04:59,867 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
89 00:04:59,933 00:05:02,903 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME OF THAT PRESSING... SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME OF THAT PRESSING...
90 00:05:02,970 00:05:03,937 UH, YOU KNOW... UH, YOU KNOW...
91 00:05:04,004 00:05:06,306 - PROTECTORATE BUSINESS? - THAT'S IT. - PROTECTORATE BUSINESS? - THAT'S IT.
92 00:05:06,374 00:05:08,041 - WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED A REPORT - WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED A REPORT
93 00:05:08,108 00:05:10,611 THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET. THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET.
94 00:05:10,678 00:05:12,746 - SET A COURSE. - I ALREADY HAVE. - SET A COURSE. - I ALREADY HAVE.
95 00:05:12,813 00:05:15,182 - WE'LL BE ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES. - WE'LL BE ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES.
96 00:05:15,248 00:05:16,350 - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD. - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD.
97 00:05:16,417 00:05:19,420 - YES, CAPTAIN. VERY, VERY GOOD. - YES, CAPTAIN. VERY, VERY GOOD.
98 00:05:22,289 00:05:25,426 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
99 00:05:43,977 00:05:45,212 - OH, GOODY. - OH, GOODY.
100 00:05:45,278 00:05:49,617 WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME. WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME.
101 00:05:51,318 00:05:52,620 - ALL RIGHT, CADET. - ALL RIGHT, CADET.
102 00:05:52,686 00:05:54,622 STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES. STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES.
103 00:05:57,958 00:06:01,061 DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
104 00:06:01,128 00:06:04,898 - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's
105 00:06:04,965 00:06:06,634 AND MORE TOOTHPICKS. AND MORE TOOTHPICKS.
106 00:06:06,700 00:06:07,668 (CRASH) (CRASH)
107 00:06:07,735 00:06:08,469 WHAT?! WHAT?!
108 00:06:08,536 00:06:10,604 - ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN. - ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN.
109 00:06:10,671 00:06:12,640 CEASE AND DESIST. CEASE AND DESIST.
110 00:06:12,706 00:06:15,543 - THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK - THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK
111 00:06:15,609 00:06:18,311 AND HIS LARD-FILLED LACKEY TO STOP ME. AND HIS LARD-FILLED LACKEY TO STOP ME.
112 00:06:18,378 00:06:20,548 - PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T TAKEN A GANDER - PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T TAKEN A GANDER
113 00:06:20,614 00:06:23,283 AT MY NEW SIDEKICK. AT MY NEW SIDEKICK.
114 00:06:23,350 00:06:24,985 HUH? HUH?
115 00:06:26,520 00:06:27,655 - WHAT THE... - WHAT THE...
116 00:06:29,089 00:06:31,124 - HEY, COME ON. - HEY, COME ON.
117 00:06:31,191 00:06:33,360 PLEASE. PLEASE.
118 00:06:33,427 00:06:36,163 - SWEET SISTER! - SWEET SISTER!
119 00:06:36,229 00:06:37,798 - OK, I GET THE MESSAGE. - OK, I GET THE MESSAGE.
120 00:06:37,865 00:06:40,668 LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING OUT OF PROPORTION. LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING OUT OF PROPORTION.
121 00:06:40,734 00:06:42,703 - DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN. - DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN.
122 00:06:42,770 00:06:46,339 - ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US? - ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US?
123 00:06:46,406 00:06:48,341 - TREE MURDERER! - TREE MURDERER!
124 00:06:48,408 00:06:49,477 - JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, - JUST TO LET YOU KNOW,
125 00:06:49,543 00:06:51,479 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
126 00:06:51,545 00:06:54,381 - I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! - I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!
127 00:06:54,448 00:06:56,416 - HEY, HEY, NICE PUN, CADET. - HEY, HEY, NICE PUN, CADET.
128 00:06:56,484 00:06:58,085 WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP.
129 00:06:58,151 00:07:01,689 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY.
130 00:07:01,755 00:07:06,827 - IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW. - IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW.
131 00:07:11,198 00:07:13,701 - WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM. - WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM.
132 00:07:13,767 00:07:15,268 GOOD JOB, DODGERS. GOOD JOB, DODGERS.
133 00:07:15,335 00:07:17,938 - WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT. - WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT.
134 00:07:18,005 00:07:19,039 - NEW CADET? - NEW CADET?
135 00:07:19,106 00:07:20,774 - YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD CADET? - YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD CADET?
136 00:07:20,841 00:07:23,176 - DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, - DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
137 00:07:23,243 00:07:25,378 BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE... BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE...
138 00:07:25,445 00:07:27,247 - GRR! OOPS. - GRR! OOPS.
139 00:07:27,314 00:07:29,382 - HEY, YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL - HEY, YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL
140 00:07:29,449 00:07:31,284 WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS. WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS.
141 00:07:31,351 00:07:33,754 - OK, BUT ISN'T IT NICER THIS WAY? - OK, BUT ISN'T IT NICER THIS WAY?
142 00:07:33,821 00:07:34,922 JUST THE TWO OF US? JUST THE TWO OF US?
143 00:07:34,988 00:07:36,557 NOW I HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF. NOW I HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF.
144 00:07:36,624 00:07:38,158 NO INTERRUPTIONS. NO INTERRUPTIONS.
145 00:07:38,225 00:07:41,495 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS. - WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS.
146 00:07:41,562 00:07:44,331 - CADET AND CAPTAIN, ALL ALONE FOREVER. - CADET AND CAPTAIN, ALL ALONE FOREVER.
147 00:07:44,397 00:07:46,667 TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY. TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY.
148 00:07:46,734 00:07:48,836 - HEY, LOOK! THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! - HEY, LOOK! THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!
149 00:07:48,902 00:07:49,837 - HUH? - HUH?
150 00:07:52,439 00:07:54,575 - THAT ONE NEVER FAILS. - THAT ONE NEVER FAILS.
151 00:07:56,677 00:07:58,045 I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE
152 00:07:58,111 00:08:00,748 AND READ OLD MAGAZINES WHILE SHE COOLS OFF. AND READ OLD MAGAZINES WHILE SHE COOLS OFF.
153 00:08:00,814 00:08:05,252 - CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. - CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.
154 00:08:05,318 00:08:06,253 - (PANTING) - (PANTING)
155 00:08:06,319 00:08:07,855 SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE
156 00:08:07,921 00:08:10,891 SHE'S A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. SHE'S A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER.
157 00:08:12,526 00:08:14,361 - READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB? - READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB?
158 00:08:14,427 00:08:15,796 - YIPE! - YIPE!
159 00:08:20,400 00:08:21,769 SHE'LL NEVER... SHE'LL NEVER...
160 00:08:21,835 00:08:23,604 - READY FOR THE VALVE JOB? - READY FOR THE VALVE JOB?
161 00:08:45,425 00:08:46,493 - HMM. - HMM.
162 00:08:46,560 00:08:49,196 NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.
163 00:08:49,262 00:08:50,964 - HYAH! - HYAH!
164 00:08:51,031 00:08:52,132 DODGERS. DODGERS.
165 00:08:56,904 00:08:58,105 AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT
166 00:08:58,171 00:09:00,240 FROM THE OTHER MEN I'VE STALKED. FROM THE OTHER MEN I'VE STALKED.
167 00:09:00,307 00:09:03,944 ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT. ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT.
168 00:09:04,011 00:09:06,814 NOW YOU'LL END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. NOW YOU'LL END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
169 00:09:08,982 00:09:11,885 - I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP. - I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP.
170 00:09:11,952 00:09:14,955 - PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S SAFER IN HERE. - PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S SAFER IN HERE.
171 00:09:15,022 00:09:16,924 - ME, TOO. - ME, TOO.
172 00:09:27,034 00:09:28,301 - (MUMBLING) - (MUMBLING)
173 00:09:30,103 00:09:31,204 - (SNIFFING) - (SNIFFING)
174 00:09:31,271 00:09:34,842 - WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH OF PIG SWEAT. - WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH OF PIG SWEAT.
175 00:09:34,908 00:09:40,580 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S...UP. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S...UP.
176 00:09:40,648 00:09:41,749 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
177 00:09:41,815 00:09:43,050 - HURRY, CAPTAIN. - HURRY, CAPTAIN.
178 00:09:51,625 00:09:52,492 (HISS) (HISS)
179 00:09:52,559 00:09:54,294 - DON'T DO IT. - DON'T DO IT.
180 00:09:54,361 00:09:58,365 - I...MUST! - I...MUST!
181 00:09:58,431 00:10:01,068 - EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT? - EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT?
182 00:10:01,134 00:10:03,470 - IT'S...IT'S... - IT'S...IT'S...
183 00:10:03,536 00:10:05,172 RABBIT STEW! RABBIT STEW!
184 00:10:05,238 00:10:07,474 (SLURPING AND GULPING) (SLURPING AND GULPING)
185 00:10:07,540 00:10:08,475 - DODGERS. - DODGERS.
186 00:10:08,541 00:10:09,777 - QUICK, CADET... - QUICK, CADET...
187 00:10:09,843 00:10:12,746 TO THE EMERGENCY RECREATIONAL VEHICLE! TO THE EMERGENCY RECREATIONAL VEHICLE!
188 00:10:20,053 00:10:21,922 - WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT. - WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT.
189 00:10:21,989 00:10:23,356 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW? - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW?
190 00:10:23,423 00:10:26,559 I FORGOT TO GRAB MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH. I FORGOT TO GRAB MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH.
191 00:10:26,626 00:10:28,395 - (GULP) - (GULP)
192 00:10:28,461 00:10:30,297 I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK. I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK.
193 00:10:30,363 00:10:33,000 - WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE - WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE
194 00:10:33,066 00:10:35,368 ONCE I SIC THE PROTECTORATE ON HER. ONCE I SIC THE PROTECTORATE ON HER.
195 00:10:35,435 00:10:37,137 - OH, YEAH? - OH, YEAH?
196 00:10:37,204 00:10:41,208 WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES OF UNREQUITED PASSION. WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES OF UNREQUITED PASSION.
197 00:10:42,743 00:10:45,178 - ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ. - ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ.
198 00:10:47,314 00:10:51,318 - WHAT?! AAH! - WHAT?! AAH!
199 00:10:57,090 00:11:00,260 - WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN? - WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN?
200 00:11:02,095 00:11:05,699 - I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS. I FOUND SOMEONE NEW. - I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS. I FOUND SOMEONE NEW.
201 00:11:05,766 00:11:07,968 YOU WERE JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH. YOU WERE JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH.
202 00:11:08,035 00:11:10,170 WHAT WAS I THINKING? WHAT WAS I THINKING?
203 00:11:24,351 00:11:27,287 - INCREASE SPEED 170%. - INCREASE SPEED 170%.
204 00:11:27,354 00:11:29,322 BEGIN STRATEGIC COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. BEGIN STRATEGIC COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL.
205 00:11:29,389 00:11:31,424 - B-B-BEGINNING COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. - B-B-BEGINNING COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL.
206 00:11:34,394 00:11:35,796 (ALARM BLARING) (ALARM BLARING)
207 00:11:38,932 00:11:41,368 - MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS. - MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS.
208 00:11:43,470 00:11:45,806 - (GRUNTING) - (GRUNTING)
209 00:11:46,874 00:11:48,475 - FULL REVERSE ENGINES! - FULL REVERSE ENGINES!
210 00:11:48,541 00:11:49,977 - ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE! - ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE!
211 00:11:53,713 00:11:55,916 (BRAKES SCREECHING) (BRAKES SCREECHING)
212 00:11:58,752 00:12:01,288 - HOW'D WE DO, CADET? - HOW'D WE DO, CADET?
213 00:12:01,354 00:12:04,224 - C-C-CAPTAIN, ALL 330,000 GALLONS - C-C-CAPTAIN, ALL 330,000 GALLONS
214 00:12:04,291 00:12:06,393 WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL. WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL.
215 00:12:06,459 00:12:08,061 - THE INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP - THE INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP
216 00:12:08,128 00:12:10,163 IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU'D IMAGINE, IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU'D IMAGINE,
217 00:12:10,230 00:12:12,900 BUT THAT'S LIFE ON THE CONDIMENT RUN. BUT THAT'S LIFE ON THE CONDIMENT RUN.
218 00:12:32,685 00:12:34,387 WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT RACKET? WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT RACKET?
219 00:12:34,454 00:12:36,990 SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH TRANSPORTING THESE SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH TRANSPORTING THESE
220 00:12:37,057 00:12:39,860 WELL-TO-DO SLOBS ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS, WELL-TO-DO SLOBS ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS,
221 00:12:39,927 00:12:41,461 AND IT SURE AIN'T US. AND IT SURE AIN'T US.
222 00:12:41,528 00:12:44,898 YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT? YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT?
223 00:12:44,965 00:12:45,999 - UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD? - UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD?
224 00:12:46,066 00:12:47,067 - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU
225 00:12:47,134 00:12:49,837 MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR. MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR.
226 00:12:49,903 00:12:51,905 - I-I SURE HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER - I-I SURE HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER
227 00:12:51,972 00:12:56,043 THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER. THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER.
228 00:13:05,518 00:13:06,987 - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE.
229 00:13:07,054 00:13:08,856 WE HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH ANYWAY,
230 00:13:08,922 00:13:11,424 SO WE'RE JUST TAKING A FEW PAYING SAPS... SO WE'RE JUST TAKING A FEW PAYING SAPS...
231 00:13:11,491 00:13:13,526 UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US. UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US.
232 00:13:13,593 00:13:15,562 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK - CAPTAIN DODGERS, W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
233 00:13:15,628 00:13:17,530 THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING
234 00:13:17,597 00:13:20,467 ON A C-C-COMPLETELY UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE? ON A C-C-COMPLETELY UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE?
235 00:13:20,533 00:13:21,801 - WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY. - WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY.
236 00:13:21,869 00:13:25,873 I PLACED AN AD IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE. I PLACED AN AD IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE.
237 00:13:28,075 00:13:29,442 IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW,
238 00:13:29,509 00:13:32,112 IT'S THE WAY A VAPID, SHALLOW MIND WORKS. IT'S THE WAY A VAPID, SHALLOW MIND WORKS.
239 00:13:32,179 00:13:33,380 - B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN, - B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN,
240 00:13:33,446 00:13:35,983 T-THERE'S GOT TO BE 300 PEOPLE HERE. T-THERE'S GOT TO BE 300 PEOPLE HERE.
241 00:13:36,049 00:13:38,285 HOW ARE WE GONNA T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL? HOW ARE WE GONNA T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL?
242 00:13:38,351 00:13:39,887 - LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY, - LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY,
243 00:13:39,953 00:13:43,490 AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER. AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER.
244 00:13:43,556 00:13:45,926 - GOOD WORK, DODGERS, ON THAT KETCHUP THING, - GOOD WORK, DODGERS, ON THAT KETCHUP THING,
245 00:13:45,993 00:13:48,061 AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH. AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH.
246 00:13:48,128 00:13:51,698 - UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT ALL THE WAY? - UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT ALL THE WAY?
247 00:13:51,764 00:13:53,100 - OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE - OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE
248 00:13:53,166 00:13:54,801 SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON THE MARTIANS. SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON THE MARTIANS.
249 00:13:54,868 00:13:55,969 YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE. YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE.
250 00:13:56,036 00:13:57,304 HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE. HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE.
251 00:13:57,370 00:13:59,639 - I THINK IT'LL BE QUITE PROFITABLE. - I THINK IT'LL BE QUITE PROFITABLE.
252 00:13:59,706 00:14:01,774 - OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS, HERE'S THE M-M-M... - OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS, HERE'S THE M-M-M...
253 00:14:01,841 00:14:02,910 HERE'S THE LOOT. HERE'S THE LOOT.
254 00:14:02,976 00:14:04,311 WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP. WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP.
255 00:14:04,377 00:14:05,778 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT MONEY? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT MONEY?
256 00:14:05,845 00:14:07,347 - ALL WHAT MONEY? - ALL WHAT MONEY?
257 00:14:07,414 00:14:11,318 - THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS. - THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS.
258 00:14:11,384 00:14:12,519 - OH, THIS. - OH, THIS.
259 00:14:12,585 00:14:14,387 WELL, UH, WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY WELL, UH, WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY
260 00:14:14,454 00:14:15,788 FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH. FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH.
261 00:14:15,855 00:14:18,125 UH, RUN BY THE, UM... THE, UM... UH, RUN BY THE, UM... THE, UM...
262 00:14:18,191 00:14:21,261 SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS, UH, INDIGNATION. SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS, UH, INDIGNATION.
263 00:14:21,328 00:14:23,997 - CHARITY WORK. VERY COMMENDABLE. - CHARITY WORK. VERY COMMENDABLE.
264 00:14:24,064 00:14:25,598 - YES. 'TIS. - YES. 'TIS.
265 00:14:25,665 00:14:28,068 - SAY, DIDN'T I SEE THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM? - SAY, DIDN'T I SEE THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM?
266 00:14:28,135 00:14:31,138 - I'LL JUST KEEP THIS IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM? - I'LL JUST KEEP THIS IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM?
267 00:14:31,204 00:14:34,908 - WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE. - WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE.
268 00:14:37,144 00:14:38,878 - LISTEN HERE, TUBS. WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM, - LISTEN HERE, TUBS. WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM,
269 00:14:38,946 00:14:40,380 OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SUSPICIOUS. OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SUSPICIOUS.
270 00:14:40,447 00:14:42,615 IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE, IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE,
271 00:14:42,682 00:14:44,517 WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS, WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS,
272 00:14:44,584 00:14:47,054 AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE WITH THE PASSENGERS, AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE WITH THE PASSENGERS,
273 00:14:47,120 00:14:49,122 WE'RE IN OUR CRUISE GUY COSTUMES. WE'RE IN OUR CRUISE GUY COSTUMES.
274 00:14:49,189 00:14:51,291 - EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH? - EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH?
275 00:14:54,761 00:14:55,963 SHALL WE SET SAIL? SHALL WE SET SAIL?
276 00:14:56,029 00:14:59,666 - SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE. - SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE.
277 00:14:59,732 00:15:01,468 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
278 00:15:01,534 00:15:05,305 (HORN BLOWS) (HORN BLOWS)
279 00:15:25,525 00:15:28,261 - AND HERE'S YOUR D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY - AND HERE'S YOUR D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY
280 00:15:28,328 00:15:30,197 AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR. AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR.
281 00:15:30,263 00:15:33,066 - I HOPE YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE - I HOPE YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE
282 00:15:33,133 00:15:36,136 AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME LOTS OF FREE GUM. AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME LOTS OF FREE GUM.
283 00:15:38,838 00:15:40,307 SLOW DOWN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SLOW DOWN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
284 00:15:40,373 00:15:44,244 - EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350, - EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350,
285 00:15:44,311 00:15:46,346 AND THEN I PROMISED TO HELP THE ANDERSONS AND THEN I PROMISED TO HELP THE ANDERSONS
286 00:15:46,413 00:15:48,381 GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP BACK ON TRACK GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP BACK ON TRACK
287 00:15:48,448 00:15:50,117 WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING, WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING,
288 00:15:50,183 00:15:51,518 AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS
289 00:15:51,584 00:15:53,420 WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP, WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP,
290 00:15:53,486 00:15:55,788 AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE
291 00:15:55,855 00:15:57,457 AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS TOGETHER. AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS TOGETHER.
292 00:15:57,524 00:15:59,092 - SOUNDS BORING. - SOUNDS BORING.
293 00:15:59,159 00:16:00,693 - (LAUGHTER) - (LAUGHTER)
294 00:16:03,263 00:16:06,299 - HOWDY, FOLKS, I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS. - HOWDY, FOLKS, I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS.
295 00:16:06,366 00:16:10,737 - HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN. - HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN.
296 00:16:10,803 00:16:12,172 HARRY AND I ARE HERE HARRY AND I ARE HERE
297 00:16:12,239 00:16:14,974 SO HARRY CAN RECOVER FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY. SO HARRY CAN RECOVER FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY.
298 00:16:15,042 00:16:17,710 HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS YOUR SCAR. HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS YOUR SCAR.
299 00:16:17,777 00:16:20,380 - YEAH. THAT'S NICE. GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW? - YEAH. THAT'S NICE. GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW?
300 00:16:20,447 00:16:22,215 LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT ON A BIAS. LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT ON A BIAS.
301 00:16:22,282 00:16:25,152 HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES PASTE. HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES PASTE.
302 00:16:25,218 00:16:26,953 - YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF IN THE JAR - YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF IN THE JAR
303 00:16:27,020 00:16:28,455 THAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN? THAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN?
304 00:16:28,521 00:16:30,823 - WELL, YES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FOR GLUING... - WELL, YES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FOR GLUING...
305 00:16:30,890 00:16:32,092 - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
306 00:16:32,159 00:16:33,460 NOW, I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE, NOW, I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE,
307 00:16:33,526 00:16:34,561 SO BEAR WITH ME. SO BEAR WITH ME.
308 00:16:34,627 00:16:38,131 WHAT IF YOU MADE FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE? WHAT IF YOU MADE FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE?
309 00:16:38,198 00:16:40,900 THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD, BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY. THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD, BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY.
310 00:16:40,967 00:16:43,236 BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM. BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM.
311 00:16:43,303 00:16:45,338 HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE? HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE?
312 00:16:45,405 00:16:47,240 NOW AVAILABLE IN STICKY STRAWBERRY, NOW AVAILABLE IN STICKY STRAWBERRY,
313 00:16:47,307 00:16:49,842 GLUEY GRAPE, AND ADHERABLE ORANGE. GLUEY GRAPE, AND ADHERABLE ORANGE.
314 00:16:49,909 00:16:53,313 NOW, PUT YOURSELVES A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND... NOW, PUT YOURSELVES A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND...
315 00:16:53,380 00:16:55,515 HUH? HUH?
316 00:16:55,582 00:16:57,317 - D-D-DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT. - D-D-DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT.
317 00:16:57,384 00:16:59,319 - OH, YEAH. THANKS. - OH, YEAH. THANKS.
318 00:16:59,386 00:17:02,489 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES
319 00:17:02,555 00:17:05,292 PRESENT THE LATEST IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT. PRESENT THE LATEST IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT.
320 00:17:05,358 00:17:07,827 WE'RE SLOWING AND IN CLOSE TO MARS WE'RE SLOWING AND IN CLOSE TO MARS
321 00:17:07,894 00:17:12,832 SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT. SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT.
322 00:17:12,899 00:17:15,835 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
323 00:17:15,902 00:17:19,106 - AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO. - AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO.
324 00:17:19,172 00:17:20,540 (ALARM BLARING) (ALARM BLARING)
325 00:17:20,607 00:17:24,177 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM. - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM.
326 00:17:24,244 00:17:26,246 - THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET. - THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET.
327 00:17:26,313 00:17:27,780 - B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF. - B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF.
328 00:17:27,847 00:17:30,683 - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE? - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE?
329 00:17:30,750 00:17:33,720 - I'M PUTTING ON A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK. - I'M PUTTING ON A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK.
330 00:17:33,786 00:17:35,155 - AH, MAGIC. - AH, MAGIC.
331 00:17:35,222 00:17:37,390 DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SET OFF THE ALARM?! DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SET OFF THE ALARM?!
332 00:17:37,457 00:17:38,725 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
333 00:17:38,791 00:17:39,726 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
334 00:17:39,792 00:17:41,394 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
335 00:17:44,464 00:17:46,266 GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE, GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE, GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
336 00:17:46,333 00:17:49,569 - DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS. - DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS.
337 00:17:49,636 00:17:51,904 - UH, YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, - UH, YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION,
338 00:17:51,971 00:17:53,206 LIKE, NEXT WEEK? LIKE, NEXT WEEK?
339 00:17:53,273 00:17:57,277 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL-OUT WAR! - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!
340 00:17:57,344 00:17:59,346 WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT? WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT?
341 00:18:02,048 00:18:04,817 - WHEN THE MARTIANS DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY - WHEN THE MARTIANS DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY
342 00:18:04,884 00:18:06,186 WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE, WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE,
343 00:18:06,253 00:18:08,054 THEY LAUNCHED AN ALL-OUT ATTACK. THEY LAUNCHED AN ALL-OUT ATTACK.
344 00:18:08,121 00:18:09,289 STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING
345 00:18:09,356 00:18:12,225 THE ENTIRE ARMADA TO DEFEND EARTH. THE ENTIRE ARMADA TO DEFEND EARTH.
346 00:18:17,830 00:18:22,535 - OH. WE NEED BACKUP, OR EARTH IS LOST. - OH. WE NEED BACKUP, OR EARTH IS LOST.
347 00:18:24,371 00:18:26,306 - SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. - SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
348 00:18:26,373 00:18:31,110 DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, OR EARTH IS DOOMED. DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, OR EARTH IS DOOMED.
349 00:18:31,178 00:18:33,146 - IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED. - IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED.
350 00:18:35,047 00:18:37,884 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING? DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
351 00:18:37,950 00:18:38,951 - NO. - NO.
352 00:18:39,018 00:18:40,753 - JUST A LITTLE BIT? - JUST A LITTLE BIT?
353 00:18:42,455 00:18:43,223 AAH! AAH!
354 00:18:43,290 00:18:44,924 - STAY ON THEM, CENTURION. - STAY ON THEM, CENTURION.
355 00:18:44,991 00:18:46,559 - YES, COMMANDER. - YES, COMMANDER.
356 00:18:46,626 00:18:49,629 - NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK. - NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK.
357 00:18:49,696 00:18:52,165 - I'LL T-T-TRY AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES - I'LL T-T-TRY AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES
358 00:18:52,232 00:18:55,101 IN FAKE CRUISES DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS. IN FAKE CRUISES DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS.
359 00:18:55,168 00:18:57,237 - JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM. - JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM.
360 00:19:00,240 00:19:02,275 - PLEASE, EVERYONE. REMAIN CALM. - PLEASE, EVERYONE. REMAIN CALM.
361 00:19:02,342 00:19:03,710 R-R-REMAIN CALM. R-R-REMAIN CALM.
362 00:19:03,776 00:19:05,345 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
363 00:19:05,412 00:19:07,347 - WOW, A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. - WOW, A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK.
364 00:19:07,414 00:19:08,815 THIS IS COOL. THIS IS COOL.
365 00:19:08,881 00:19:12,619 - THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN IN DINING ROOM "C." - THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN IN DINING ROOM "C."
366 00:19:14,421 00:19:16,356 - TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS. - TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS.
367 00:19:16,423 00:19:18,191 ATTENTION, PASSENGERS. ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.
368 00:19:18,258 00:19:20,927 PLEASE ENJOY OUR SIMULATED EVASION PLEASE ENJOY OUR SIMULATED EVASION
369 00:19:20,993 00:19:23,296 OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK.
370 00:19:26,566 00:19:27,734 - WHOA! - WHOA!
371 00:19:27,800 00:19:29,669 - WHAT IS HE DOING? - WHAT IS HE DOING?
372 00:19:31,771 00:19:34,307 CENTURION, ANALYZE DODGERS' MOVEMENTS CENTURION, ANALYZE DODGERS' MOVEMENTS
373 00:19:34,374 00:19:36,209 FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN. FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN.
374 00:19:36,276 00:19:37,677 - BEGINNING ANALYSIS. - BEGINNING ANALYSIS.
375 00:19:37,744 00:19:40,813 - WANT TO FOLLOW ME INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN? - WANT TO FOLLOW ME INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN?
376 00:19:42,582 00:19:43,516 - AAH! - AAH!
377 00:19:44,817 00:19:47,520 - DODGERS, THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE. - DODGERS, THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE.
378 00:19:47,587 00:19:50,490 - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING. - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING.
379 00:19:50,557 00:19:51,758 - IT'S ALL UP TO... - IT'S ALL UP TO...
380 00:19:51,824 00:19:53,693 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. - HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
381 00:20:00,099 00:20:02,235 - AAH! - AAH!
382 00:20:02,302 00:20:04,404 - C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY. - C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY.
383 00:20:09,409 00:20:11,444 - OK, BIG GUY. BLATHER AWAY. - OK, BIG GUY. BLATHER AWAY.
384 00:20:11,511 00:20:13,446 - EARTH'S ARMADA HAS BEEN DEFEATED. - EARTH'S ARMADA HAS BEEN DEFEATED.
385 00:20:13,513 00:20:17,016 STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING TERMS OF SURRENDER. STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING TERMS OF SURRENDER.
386 00:20:17,083 00:20:18,285 - TELL HIM TO STALL. - TELL HIM TO STALL.
387 00:20:18,351 00:20:19,986 I'VE GOT A PLAN. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
388 00:20:28,795 00:20:30,597 - AAH! - AAH!
389 00:20:33,733 00:20:37,069 - CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN? - CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN?
390 00:20:37,136 00:20:40,707 - WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY. - WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY.
391 00:20:42,074 00:20:43,710 - THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED - THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED
392 00:20:43,776 00:20:45,378 THAT A SINGLE PROTECTORATE VESSEL THAT A SINGLE PROTECTORATE VESSEL
393 00:20:45,445 00:20:47,514 WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT. WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT.
394 00:20:47,580 00:20:49,649 - WE'RE PICKING UP A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE. - WE'RE PICKING UP A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE.
395 00:20:49,716 00:20:51,684 I'VE DETERMINED IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE I'VE DETERMINED IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE
396 00:20:51,751 00:20:53,953 OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP. OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP.
397 00:20:54,020 00:20:57,290 - OH, NO, AND I TOLD EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY - OH, NO, AND I TOLD EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY
398 00:20:57,357 00:20:59,258 WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE. WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE.
399 00:20:59,326 00:21:00,793 WE MUST CALL OFF THE ATTACK ON EARTH WE MUST CALL OFF THE ATTACK ON EARTH
400 00:21:00,860 00:21:03,596 AND MAKE PEACE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! AND MAKE PEACE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
401 00:21:03,663 00:21:06,366 - HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST A CONGA LINE. - HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST A CONGA LINE.
402 00:21:06,433 00:21:07,767 - YEAH, RIGHT. - YEAH, RIGHT.
403 00:21:12,839 00:21:15,575 - DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR PLAN WAS, IT WORKED. - DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR PLAN WAS, IT WORKED.
404 00:21:15,642 00:21:18,678 THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED. THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED.
405 00:21:18,745 00:21:20,513 - IT WORKED? - IT WORKED?
406 00:21:24,584 00:21:27,253 - SO THE ANDERSONS ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER, - SO THE ANDERSONS ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER,
407 00:21:27,320 00:21:29,121 T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM HAS BEEN SAVED, T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM HAS BEEN SAVED,
408 00:21:29,188 00:21:32,425 AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES. AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES.
409 00:21:32,492 00:21:34,527 OH, AND WE SOMEHOW M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH. OH, AND WE SOMEHOW M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH.
410 00:21:34,594 00:21:36,996 - AND I GET TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY. - AND I GET TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY.
411 00:21:37,063 00:21:38,998 - WELCOME HOME, HERO. - WELCOME HOME, HERO.
412 00:21:39,065 00:21:40,600 CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN. CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN.
413 00:21:40,667 00:21:42,569 I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU. I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU.
414 00:21:42,635 00:21:44,371 - AW, SHUCKS. IT WAS NOTHING. - AW, SHUCKS. IT WAS NOTHING.
415 00:21:44,437 00:21:45,905 - AND I MADE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS - AND I MADE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS
416 00:21:45,972 00:21:48,475 SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC. SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC.
417 00:21:48,541 00:21:50,510 - YEAH, MY DON...DONATION? - YEAH, MY DON...DONATION?
418 00:21:50,577 00:21:52,078 - IT TOOK SOME DOING, - IT TOOK SOME DOING,
419 00:21:52,144 00:21:55,314 BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
420 00:21:55,382 00:21:58,351 AND BROUGHT THEM IN FROM SHEBOYGAN. AND BROUGHT THEM IN FROM SHEBOYGAN.
421 00:22:02,822 00:22:04,156 - GO, QUICKLY. - GO, QUICKLY.
422 00:22:04,223 00:22:05,392 - THAT WAS SWELL OF YOU, DODGERS. - THAT WAS SWELL OF YOU, DODGERS.
423 00:22:05,458 00:22:06,726 - REALLY? - REALLY?
424 00:22:06,793 00:22:08,260 - AND IT COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME - AND IT COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME
425 00:22:08,327 00:22:09,596 FOR THE SISTERS AND THEIR ORPHANAGE. FOR THE SISTERS AND THEIR ORPHANAGE.
426 00:22:09,662 00:22:10,730 - YEAH? - YEAH?
427 00:22:10,797 00:22:12,432 - NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE - NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
428 00:22:12,499 00:22:15,267 OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY... OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY...
429 00:22:15,334 00:22:17,269 FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE! FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE!
430 00:22:17,336 00:22:18,571 THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE! THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE!
431 00:22:18,638 00:22:19,806 WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT?
432 00:22:19,872 00:22:22,742 - YEAH, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? - YEAH, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT?