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1 | 00:00:05,706 | 00:00:11,345 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * |
2 | 00:00:14,082 | 00:00:20,188 | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * |
3 | 00:00:21,722 | 00:00:28,028 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
4 | 00:00:31,699 | 00:00:36,504 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * |
5 | 00:00:38,739 | 00:00:44,678 | * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * | * DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY * |
6 | 00:00:47,281 | 00:00:53,387 | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ** | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ** |
7 | 00:01:16,844 | 00:01:20,714 | - AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. | - AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. |
8 | 00:01:20,781 | 00:01:22,350 | SAME GOOD OLD SHIP. | SAME GOOD OLD SHIP. |
9 | 00:01:22,416 | 00:01:24,418 | SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE. | SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE. |
10 | 00:01:24,485 | 00:01:27,155 | SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE. | SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE. |
11 | 00:01:27,221 | 00:01:29,056 | - GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
12 | 00:01:29,123 | 00:01:33,527 | - SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH? | - SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH? |
13 | 00:01:33,594 | 00:01:35,095 | THIS IS STRANGE. | THIS IS STRANGE. |
14 | 00:01:35,163 | 00:01:37,097 | I'VE NEVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINGS | I'VE NEVER HAD THESE SORTS OF FEELINGS |
15 | 00:01:37,165 | 00:01:38,799 | FOR THE CADET BEFORE. | FOR THE CADET BEFORE. |
16 | 00:01:38,866 | 00:01:40,100 | IS IT WRONG? | IS IT WRONG? |
17 | 00:01:43,036 | 00:01:44,838 | YOU'RE NOT THE CADET. | YOU'RE NOT THE CADET. |
18 | 00:01:44,905 | 00:01:46,140 | HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT? | HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT? |
19 | 00:01:46,207 | 00:01:47,975 | - THE OLD CADET WAS TRANSFERRED. | - THE OLD CADET WAS TRANSFERRED. |
20 | 00:01:48,041 | 00:01:49,677 | I'M HIS REPLACEMENT. | I'M HIS REPLACEMENT. |
21 | 00:01:49,743 | 00:01:51,879 | - I'LL MISS THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK. | - I'LL MISS THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK. |
22 | 00:01:51,945 | 00:01:53,414 | - HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE? | - HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE? |
23 | 00:01:53,481 | 00:01:55,516 | - ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY? | - ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME GUY? |
24 | 00:01:55,583 | 00:01:57,218 | - I THINK SO. - LET'S SEE. | - I THINK SO. - LET'S SEE. |
25 | 00:01:57,285 | 00:02:01,155 | HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH. | HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH. |
26 | 00:02:01,222 | 00:02:03,524 | HMM, AND SKIN. | HMM, AND SKIN. |
27 | 00:02:03,591 | 00:02:06,427 | YES. I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE... | YES. I THINK HE LOOKED LIKE... |
28 | 00:02:06,494 | 00:02:07,961 | THIS. | THIS. |
29 | 00:02:08,028 | 00:02:08,996 | PRETTY GOOD, HUH? | PRETTY GOOD, HUH? |
30 | 00:02:09,062 | 00:02:10,931 | - HMM. | - HMM. |
31 | 00:02:10,998 | 00:02:12,300 | HERE. | HERE. |
32 | 00:02:12,366 | 00:02:14,568 | - HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. | - HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD. |
33 | 00:02:14,635 | 00:02:17,037 | BUT YOU FORGOT SOME OF THE DETAILS. | BUT YOU FORGOT SOME OF THE DETAILS. |
34 | 00:02:17,104 | 00:02:18,239 | SEE? | SEE? |
35 | 00:02:21,242 | 00:02:22,210 | COME ON, CADET. | COME ON, CADET. |
36 | 00:02:22,276 | 00:02:24,245 | WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO. | WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO. |
37 | 00:02:24,312 | 00:02:26,614 | - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. | - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. |
38 | 00:02:26,680 | 00:02:29,183 | ADD TWO DROPS OF SODIUM PHOSDAX. | ADD TWO DROPS OF SODIUM PHOSDAX. |
39 | 00:02:30,484 | 00:02:33,086 | NOW ADD 5 DROPS OF AMMONIUM SULFAX. | NOW ADD 5 DROPS OF AMMONIUM SULFAX. |
40 | 00:02:33,153 | 00:02:36,290 | (5 DROPS) | (5 DROPS) |
41 | 00:02:36,357 | 00:02:39,260 | HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS FALL FOR THAT ONE. | HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS FALL FOR THAT ONE. |
42 | 00:02:39,327 | 00:02:40,294 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
43 | 00:02:40,361 | 00:02:42,230 | - GOOD JOKE, SIR. | - GOOD JOKE, SIR. |
44 | 00:02:52,340 | 00:02:54,408 | - HA HA HA! AAH! | - HA HA HA! AAH! |
45 | 00:03:02,149 | 00:03:03,417 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
46 | 00:03:03,484 | 00:03:06,954 | OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. | OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. |
47 | 00:03:12,693 | 00:03:13,827 | (KNOCK ON DOOR) | (KNOCK ON DOOR) |
48 | 00:03:16,264 | 00:03:17,531 | (TOILET FLUSHES) | (TOILET FLUSHES) |
49 | 00:03:19,967 | 00:03:21,669 | AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME | AND THEN, THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME |
50 | 00:03:21,735 | 00:03:24,137 | WHEN I HAD TO FACE THE KLUNKINS. | WHEN I HAD TO FACE THE KLUNKINS. |
51 | 00:03:24,204 | 00:03:25,973 | I WAS RUNNING A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION | I WAS RUNNING A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION |
52 | 00:03:26,039 | 00:03:27,140 | ON THE PLANET KLUNK | ON THE PLANET KLUNK |
53 | 00:03:27,207 | 00:03:29,710 | WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED FROM MY PARTY. | WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED FROM MY PARTY. |
54 | 00:03:29,777 | 00:03:32,145 | I LOOKED TO THE LEFT... KLUNKINS. | I LOOKED TO THE LEFT... KLUNKINS. |
55 | 00:03:32,212 | 00:03:33,146 | I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT... | I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT... |
56 | 00:03:33,213 | 00:03:34,214 | MORE KLUNKINS! | MORE KLUNKINS! |
57 | 00:03:34,282 | 00:03:36,484 | SO I LEAPED... | SO I LEAPED... |
58 | 00:03:36,550 | 00:03:40,788 | IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS. | IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS. |
59 | 00:03:40,854 | 00:03:43,791 | LANDED ON A LEDGE HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA | LANDED ON A LEDGE HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA |
60 | 00:03:43,857 | 00:03:46,294 | AND DREW MY WEAPON. | AND DREW MY WEAPON. |
61 | 00:03:46,360 | 00:03:50,130 | THEN THE HAIRY HORDE LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK! | THEN THE HAIRY HORDE LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK! |
62 | 00:03:50,197 | 00:03:51,399 | - GRR! | - GRR! |
63 | 00:03:51,465 | 00:03:53,967 | - THEY WERE COMING AT ME FROM BOTH SIDES. | - THEY WERE COMING AT ME FROM BOTH SIDES. |
64 | 00:03:54,034 | 00:03:55,202 | - ARR! | - ARR! |
65 | 00:03:55,269 | 00:03:57,170 | - WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? | - WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? |
66 | 00:03:57,237 | 00:03:59,673 | SO I SPRANG HIGH INTO THE AIR | SO I SPRANG HIGH INTO THE AIR |
67 | 00:03:59,740 | 00:04:01,575 | AND ELUDED THE SMELLY BRUTES. | AND ELUDED THE SMELLY BRUTES. |
68 | 00:04:01,642 | 00:04:04,545 | I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING AND SWINGING, | I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING AND SWINGING, |
69 | 00:04:04,612 | 00:04:08,616 | LEAPING, KICKING, SKIPPING, BITING. | LEAPING, KICKING, SKIPPING, BITING. |
70 | 00:04:08,682 | 00:04:11,319 | I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE. | I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE. |
71 | 00:04:18,191 | 00:04:19,927 | (RIPPING) | (RIPPING) |
72 | 00:04:21,329 | 00:04:23,997 | BUT ALAS, THERE WERE TOO MANY. | BUT ALAS, THERE WERE TOO MANY. |
73 | 00:04:24,064 | 00:04:25,299 | - OH, DEAR. | - OH, DEAR. |
74 | 00:04:25,366 | 00:04:29,002 | - SO, THINKING QUICKLY, I CREATED A DIVERSION. | - SO, THINKING QUICKLY, I CREATED A DIVERSION. |
75 | 00:04:29,069 | 00:04:31,739 | LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! | LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! |
76 | 00:04:31,805 | 00:04:33,273 | FREE ICE CREAM! | FREE ICE CREAM! |
77 | 00:04:33,341 | 00:04:35,142 | - FREE ICE CREAM! | - FREE ICE CREAM! |
78 | 00:04:35,208 | 00:04:36,577 | - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? | - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? |
79 | 00:04:36,644 | 00:04:38,178 | - YES, I DO. - YOU DO? | - YES, I DO. - YOU DO? |
80 | 00:04:38,245 | 00:04:41,114 | - SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, | - SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, |
81 | 00:04:41,181 | 00:04:43,150 | YOU DRESSED UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING | YOU DRESSED UP IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING |
82 | 00:04:43,216 | 00:04:44,885 | AND SNUCK AWAY. | AND SNUCK AWAY. |
83 | 00:04:44,952 | 00:04:47,688 | THEY NOW CALL THAT THE "DODGERS MANEUVER" | THEY NOW CALL THAT THE "DODGERS MANEUVER" |
84 | 00:04:47,755 | 00:04:49,690 | IN HONOR OF YOU. | IN HONOR OF YOU. |
85 | 00:04:49,757 | 00:04:52,660 | THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY. | THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY. |
86 | 00:04:52,726 | 00:04:54,928 | - YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL, | - YEAH, WELL, IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL, |
87 | 00:04:54,995 | 00:04:58,265 | BUT MOST FELLAS DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT. | BUT MOST FELLAS DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT. |
88 | 00:04:58,332 | 00:04:59,867 | (WHISTLING) | (WHISTLING) |
89 | 00:04:59,933 | 00:05:02,903 | SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME OF THAT PRESSING... | SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SOME OF THAT PRESSING... |
90 | 00:05:02,970 | 00:05:03,937 | UH, YOU KNOW... | UH, YOU KNOW... |
91 | 00:05:04,004 | 00:05:06,306 | - PROTECTORATE BUSINESS? - THAT'S IT. | - PROTECTORATE BUSINESS? - THAT'S IT. |
92 | 00:05:06,374 | 00:05:08,041 | - WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED A REPORT | - WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED A REPORT |
93 | 00:05:08,108 | 00:05:10,611 | THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET. | THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET. |
94 | 00:05:10,678 | 00:05:12,746 | - SET A COURSE. - I ALREADY HAVE. | - SET A COURSE. - I ALREADY HAVE. |
95 | 00:05:12,813 | 00:05:15,182 | - WE'LL BE ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES. | - WE'LL BE ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES. |
96 | 00:05:15,248 | 00:05:16,350 | - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD. | - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD. |
97 | 00:05:16,417 | 00:05:19,420 | - YES, CAPTAIN. VERY, VERY GOOD. | - YES, CAPTAIN. VERY, VERY GOOD. |
98 | 00:05:22,289 | 00:05:25,426 | - (SCREAMING) | - (SCREAMING) |
99 | 00:05:43,977 | 00:05:45,212 | - OH, GOODY. | - OH, GOODY. |
100 | 00:05:45,278 | 00:05:49,617 | WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME. | WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME. |
101 | 00:05:51,318 | 00:05:52,620 | - ALL RIGHT, CADET. | - ALL RIGHT, CADET. |
102 | 00:05:52,686 | 00:05:54,622 | STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES. | STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU THE ROPES. |
103 | 00:05:57,958 | 00:06:01,061 | DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. | DON'T BE AFRAID, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. |
104 | 00:06:01,128 | 00:06:04,898 | - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's | - I WONDER IF I SHOULD HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's |
105 | 00:06:04,965 | 00:06:06,634 | AND MORE TOOTHPICKS. | AND MORE TOOTHPICKS. |
106 | 00:06:06,700 | 00:06:07,668 | (CRASH) | (CRASH) |
107 | 00:06:07,735 | 00:06:08,469 | WHAT?! | WHAT?! |
108 | 00:06:08,536 | 00:06:10,604 | - ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN. | - ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN. |
109 | 00:06:10,671 | 00:06:12,640 | CEASE AND DESIST. | CEASE AND DESIST. |
110 | 00:06:12,706 | 00:06:15,543 | - THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK | - THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK |
111 | 00:06:15,609 | 00:06:18,311 | AND HIS LARD-FILLED LACKEY TO STOP ME. | AND HIS LARD-FILLED LACKEY TO STOP ME. |
112 | 00:06:18,378 | 00:06:20,548 | - PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T TAKEN A GANDER | - PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T TAKEN A GANDER |
113 | 00:06:20,614 | 00:06:23,283 | AT MY NEW SIDEKICK. | AT MY NEW SIDEKICK. |
114 | 00:06:23,350 | 00:06:24,985 | HUH? | HUH? |
115 | 00:06:26,520 | 00:06:27,655 | - WHAT THE... | - WHAT THE... |
116 | 00:06:29,089 | 00:06:31,124 | - HEY, COME ON. | - HEY, COME ON. |
117 | 00:06:31,191 | 00:06:33,360 | PLEASE. | PLEASE. |
118 | 00:06:33,427 | 00:06:36,163 | - SWEET SISTER! | - SWEET SISTER! |
119 | 00:06:36,229 | 00:06:37,798 | - OK, I GET THE MESSAGE. | - OK, I GET THE MESSAGE. |
120 | 00:06:37,865 | 00:06:40,668 | LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING OUT OF PROPORTION. | LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING OUT OF PROPORTION. |
121 | 00:06:40,734 | 00:06:42,703 | - DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN. | - DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN. |
122 | 00:06:42,770 | 00:06:46,339 | - ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US? | - ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US? |
123 | 00:06:46,406 | 00:06:48,341 | - TREE MURDERER! | - TREE MURDERER! |
124 | 00:06:48,408 | 00:06:49,477 | - JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, | - JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, |
125 | 00:06:49,543 | 00:06:51,479 | I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. | I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. |
126 | 00:06:51,545 | 00:06:54,381 | - I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! | - I'LL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! |
127 | 00:06:54,448 | 00:06:56,416 | - HEY, HEY, NICE PUN, CADET. | - HEY, HEY, NICE PUN, CADET. |
128 | 00:06:56,484 | 00:06:58,085 | WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. | WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. |
129 | 00:06:58,151 | 00:07:01,689 | BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY. | BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY. |
130 | 00:07:01,755 | 00:07:06,827 | - IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW. | - IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW. |
131 | 00:07:11,198 | 00:07:13,701 | - WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM. | - WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM. |
132 | 00:07:13,767 | 00:07:15,268 | GOOD JOB, DODGERS. | GOOD JOB, DODGERS. |
133 | 00:07:15,335 | 00:07:17,938 | - WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT. | - WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT. |
134 | 00:07:18,005 | 00:07:19,039 | - NEW CADET? | - NEW CADET? |
135 | 00:07:19,106 | 00:07:20,774 | - YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD CADET? | - YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE OLD CADET? |
136 | 00:07:20,841 | 00:07:23,176 | - DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, | - DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, |
137 | 00:07:23,243 | 00:07:25,378 | BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE... | BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE... |
138 | 00:07:25,445 | 00:07:27,247 | - GRR! OOPS. | - GRR! OOPS. |
139 | 00:07:27,314 | 00:07:29,382 | - HEY, YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL | - HEY, YOU GOT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL |
140 | 00:07:29,449 | 00:07:31,284 | WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS. | WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS. |
141 | 00:07:31,351 | 00:07:33,754 | - OK, BUT ISN'T IT NICER THIS WAY? | - OK, BUT ISN'T IT NICER THIS WAY? |
142 | 00:07:33,821 | 00:07:34,922 | JUST THE TWO OF US? | JUST THE TWO OF US? |
143 | 00:07:34,988 | 00:07:36,557 | NOW I HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF. | NOW I HAVE YOU ALL TO MYSELF. |
144 | 00:07:36,624 | 00:07:38,158 | NO INTERRUPTIONS. | NO INTERRUPTIONS. |
145 | 00:07:38,225 | 00:07:41,495 | - WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS. | - WELL, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS. |
146 | 00:07:41,562 | 00:07:44,331 | - CADET AND CAPTAIN, ALL ALONE FOREVER. | - CADET AND CAPTAIN, ALL ALONE FOREVER. |
147 | 00:07:44,397 | 00:07:46,667 | TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY. | TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY. |
148 | 00:07:46,734 | 00:07:48,836 | - HEY, LOOK! THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! | - HEY, LOOK! THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! |
149 | 00:07:48,902 | 00:07:49,837 | - HUH? | - HUH? |
150 | 00:07:52,439 | 00:07:54,575 | - THAT ONE NEVER FAILS. | - THAT ONE NEVER FAILS. |
151 | 00:07:56,677 | 00:07:58,045 | I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE | I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE |
152 | 00:07:58,111 | 00:08:00,748 | AND READ OLD MAGAZINES WHILE SHE COOLS OFF. | AND READ OLD MAGAZINES WHILE SHE COOLS OFF. |
153 | 00:08:00,814 | 00:08:05,252 | - CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. | - CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE. |
154 | 00:08:05,318 | 00:08:06,253 | - (PANTING) | - (PANTING) |
155 | 00:08:06,319 | 00:08:07,855 | SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE | SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE |
156 | 00:08:07,921 | 00:08:10,891 | SHE'S A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. | SHE'S A LICENSED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER. |
157 | 00:08:12,526 | 00:08:14,361 | - READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB? | - READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB? |
158 | 00:08:14,427 | 00:08:15,796 | - YIPE! | - YIPE! |
159 | 00:08:20,400 | 00:08:21,769 | SHE'LL NEVER... | SHE'LL NEVER... |
160 | 00:08:21,835 | 00:08:23,604 | - READY FOR THE VALVE JOB? | - READY FOR THE VALVE JOB? |
161 | 00:08:45,425 | 00:08:46,493 | - HMM. | - HMM. |
162 | 00:08:46,560 | 00:08:49,196 | NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. | NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. |
163 | 00:08:49,262 | 00:08:50,964 | - HYAH! | - HYAH! |
164 | 00:08:51,031 | 00:08:52,132 | DODGERS. | DODGERS. |
165 | 00:08:56,904 | 00:08:58,105 | AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT | AND I THOUGHT YOU'D BE DIFFERENT |
166 | 00:08:58,171 | 00:09:00,240 | FROM THE OTHER MEN I'VE STALKED. | FROM THE OTHER MEN I'VE STALKED. |
167 | 00:09:00,307 | 00:09:03,944 | ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT. | ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT. |
168 | 00:09:04,011 | 00:09:06,814 | NOW YOU'LL END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. | NOW YOU'LL END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. |
169 | 00:09:08,982 | 00:09:11,885 | - I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP. | - I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS SHIP. |
170 | 00:09:11,952 | 00:09:14,955 | - PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S SAFER IN HERE. | - PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S SAFER IN HERE. |
171 | 00:09:15,022 | 00:09:16,924 | - ME, TOO. | - ME, TOO. |
172 | 00:09:27,034 | 00:09:28,301 | - (MUMBLING) | - (MUMBLING) |
173 | 00:09:30,103 | 00:09:31,204 | - (SNIFFING) | - (SNIFFING) |
174 | 00:09:31,271 | 00:09:34,842 | - WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH OF PIG SWEAT. | - WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH OF PIG SWEAT. |
175 | 00:09:34,908 | 00:09:40,580 | YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S...UP. | YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S...UP. |
176 | 00:09:40,648 | 00:09:41,749 | - (SCREAMING) | - (SCREAMING) |
177 | 00:09:41,815 | 00:09:43,050 | - HURRY, CAPTAIN. | - HURRY, CAPTAIN. |
178 | 00:09:51,625 | 00:09:52,492 | (HISS) | (HISS) |
179 | 00:09:52,559 | 00:09:54,294 | - DON'T DO IT. | - DON'T DO IT. |
180 | 00:09:54,361 | 00:09:58,365 | - I...MUST! | - I...MUST! |
181 | 00:09:58,431 | 00:10:01,068 | - EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT? | - EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT? |
182 | 00:10:01,134 | 00:10:03,470 | - IT'S...IT'S... | - IT'S...IT'S... |
183 | 00:10:03,536 | 00:10:05,172 | RABBIT STEW! | RABBIT STEW! |
184 | 00:10:05,238 | 00:10:07,474 | (SLURPING AND GULPING) | (SLURPING AND GULPING) |
185 | 00:10:07,540 | 00:10:08,475 | - DODGERS. | - DODGERS. |
186 | 00:10:08,541 | 00:10:09,777 | - QUICK, CADET... | - QUICK, CADET... |
187 | 00:10:09,843 | 00:10:12,746 | TO THE EMERGENCY RECREATIONAL VEHICLE! | TO THE EMERGENCY RECREATIONAL VEHICLE! |
188 | 00:10:20,053 | 00:10:21,922 | - WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT. | - WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT. |
189 | 00:10:21,989 | 00:10:23,356 | - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW? | - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW? |
190 | 00:10:23,423 | 00:10:26,559 | I FORGOT TO GRAB MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH. | I FORGOT TO GRAB MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH. |
191 | 00:10:26,626 | 00:10:28,395 | - (GULP) | - (GULP) |
192 | 00:10:28,461 | 00:10:30,297 | I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK. | I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK. |
193 | 00:10:30,363 | 00:10:33,000 | - WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE | - WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE |
194 | 00:10:33,066 | 00:10:35,368 | ONCE I SIC THE PROTECTORATE ON HER. | ONCE I SIC THE PROTECTORATE ON HER. |
195 | 00:10:35,435 | 00:10:37,137 | - OH, YEAH? | - OH, YEAH? |
196 | 00:10:37,204 | 00:10:41,208 | WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES OF UNREQUITED PASSION. | WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES OF UNREQUITED PASSION. |
197 | 00:10:42,743 | 00:10:45,178 | - ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ. | - ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ. |
198 | 00:10:47,314 | 00:10:51,318 | - WHAT?! AAH! | - WHAT?! AAH! |
199 | 00:10:57,090 | 00:11:00,260 | - WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN? | - WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN? |
200 | 00:11:02,095 | 00:11:05,699 | - I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS. I FOUND SOMEONE NEW. | - I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS. I FOUND SOMEONE NEW. |
201 | 00:11:05,766 | 00:11:07,968 | YOU WERE JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH. | YOU WERE JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH. |
202 | 00:11:08,035 | 00:11:10,170 | WHAT WAS I THINKING? | WHAT WAS I THINKING? |
203 | 00:11:24,351 | 00:11:27,287 | - INCREASE SPEED 170%. | - INCREASE SPEED 170%. |
204 | 00:11:27,354 | 00:11:29,322 | BEGIN STRATEGIC COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. | BEGIN STRATEGIC COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. |
205 | 00:11:29,389 | 00:11:31,424 | - B-B-BEGINNING COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. | - B-B-BEGINNING COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL. |
206 | 00:11:34,394 | 00:11:35,796 | (ALARM BLARING) | (ALARM BLARING) |
207 | 00:11:38,932 | 00:11:41,368 | - MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS. | - MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS. |
208 | 00:11:43,470 | 00:11:45,806 | - (GRUNTING) | - (GRUNTING) |
209 | 00:11:46,874 | 00:11:48,475 | - FULL REVERSE ENGINES! | - FULL REVERSE ENGINES! |
210 | 00:11:48,541 | 00:11:49,977 | - ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE! | - ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE! |
211 | 00:11:53,713 | 00:11:55,916 | (BRAKES SCREECHING) | (BRAKES SCREECHING) |
212 | 00:11:58,752 | 00:12:01,288 | - HOW'D WE DO, CADET? | - HOW'D WE DO, CADET? |
213 | 00:12:01,354 | 00:12:04,224 | - C-C-CAPTAIN, ALL 330,000 GALLONS | - C-C-CAPTAIN, ALL 330,000 GALLONS |
214 | 00:12:04,291 | 00:12:06,393 | WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL. | WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL. |
215 | 00:12:06,459 | 00:12:08,061 | - THE INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP | - THE INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP |
216 | 00:12:08,128 | 00:12:10,163 | IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU'D IMAGINE, | IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU'D IMAGINE, |
217 | 00:12:10,230 | 00:12:12,900 | BUT THAT'S LIFE ON THE CONDIMENT RUN. | BUT THAT'S LIFE ON THE CONDIMENT RUN. |
218 | 00:12:32,685 | 00:12:34,387 | WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT RACKET? | WILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT RACKET? |
219 | 00:12:34,454 | 00:12:36,990 | SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH TRANSPORTING THESE | SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH TRANSPORTING THESE |
220 | 00:12:37,057 | 00:12:39,860 | WELL-TO-DO SLOBS ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS, | WELL-TO-DO SLOBS ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS, |
221 | 00:12:39,927 | 00:12:41,461 | AND IT SURE AIN'T US. | AND IT SURE AIN'T US. |
222 | 00:12:41,528 | 00:12:44,898 | YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT? | YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT? |
223 | 00:12:44,965 | 00:12:45,999 | - UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD? | - UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD? |
224 | 00:12:46,066 | 00:12:47,067 | - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU | - YEAH, BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU |
225 | 00:12:47,134 | 00:12:49,837 | MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR. | MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR. |
226 | 00:12:49,903 | 00:12:51,905 | - I-I SURE HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER | - I-I SURE HOPE THIS TURNS OUT BETTER |
227 | 00:12:51,972 | 00:12:56,043 | THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER. | THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER. |
228 | 00:13:05,518 | 00:13:06,987 | - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. | - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. |
229 | 00:13:07,054 | 00:13:08,856 | WE HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH ANYWAY, | WE HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH ANYWAY, |
230 | 00:13:08,922 | 00:13:11,424 | SO WE'RE JUST TAKING A FEW PAYING SAPS... | SO WE'RE JUST TAKING A FEW PAYING SAPS... |
231 | 00:13:11,491 | 00:13:13,526 | UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US. | UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US. |
232 | 00:13:13,593 | 00:13:15,562 | - CAPTAIN DODGERS, W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK | - CAPTAIN DODGERS, W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK |
233 | 00:13:15,628 | 00:13:17,530 | THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING | THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING |
234 | 00:13:17,597 | 00:13:20,467 | ON A C-C-COMPLETELY UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE? | ON A C-C-COMPLETELY UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE? |
235 | 00:13:20,533 | 00:13:21,801 | - WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY. | - WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY. |
236 | 00:13:21,869 | 00:13:25,873 | I PLACED AN AD IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE. | I PLACED AN AD IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE. |
237 | 00:13:28,075 | 00:13:29,442 | IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, | IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW, |
238 | 00:13:29,509 | 00:13:32,112 | IT'S THE WAY A VAPID, SHALLOW MIND WORKS. | IT'S THE WAY A VAPID, SHALLOW MIND WORKS. |
239 | 00:13:32,179 | 00:13:33,380 | - B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN, | - B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN, |
240 | 00:13:33,446 | 00:13:35,983 | T-THERE'S GOT TO BE 300 PEOPLE HERE. | T-THERE'S GOT TO BE 300 PEOPLE HERE. |
241 | 00:13:36,049 | 00:13:38,285 | HOW ARE WE GONNA T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL? | HOW ARE WE GONNA T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL? |
242 | 00:13:38,351 | 00:13:39,887 | - LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY, | - LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY, |
243 | 00:13:39,953 | 00:13:43,490 | AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER. | AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE REST LATER. |
244 | 00:13:43,556 | 00:13:45,926 | - GOOD WORK, DODGERS, ON THAT KETCHUP THING, | - GOOD WORK, DODGERS, ON THAT KETCHUP THING, |
245 | 00:13:45,993 | 00:13:48,061 | AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH. | AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE BACK TO EARTH. |
246 | 00:13:48,128 | 00:13:51,698 | - UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT ALL THE WAY? | - UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT ALL THE WAY? |
247 | 00:13:51,764 | 00:13:53,100 | - OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE | - OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE |
248 | 00:13:53,166 | 00:13:54,801 | SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON THE MARTIANS. | SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED ON THE MARTIANS. |
249 | 00:13:54,868 | 00:13:55,969 | YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE. | YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE. |
250 | 00:13:56,036 | 00:13:57,304 | HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE. | HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE. |
251 | 00:13:57,370 | 00:13:59,639 | - I THINK IT'LL BE QUITE PROFITABLE. | - I THINK IT'LL BE QUITE PROFITABLE. |
252 | 00:13:59,706 | 00:14:01,774 | - OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS, HERE'S THE M-M-M... | - OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS, HERE'S THE M-M-M... |
253 | 00:14:01,841 | 00:14:02,910 | HERE'S THE LOOT. | HERE'S THE LOOT. |
254 | 00:14:02,976 | 00:14:04,311 | WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP. | WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP. |
255 | 00:14:04,377 | 00:14:05,778 | - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT MONEY? | - WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT MONEY? |
256 | 00:14:05,845 | 00:14:07,347 | - ALL WHAT MONEY? | - ALL WHAT MONEY? |
257 | 00:14:07,414 | 00:14:11,318 | - THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS. | - THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS. |
258 | 00:14:11,384 | 00:14:12,519 | - OH, THIS. | - OH, THIS. |
259 | 00:14:12,585 | 00:14:14,387 | WELL, UH, WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY | WELL, UH, WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY |
260 | 00:14:14,454 | 00:14:15,788 | FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH. | FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH. |
261 | 00:14:15,855 | 00:14:18,125 | UH, RUN BY THE, UM... THE, UM... | UH, RUN BY THE, UM... THE, UM... |
262 | 00:14:18,191 | 00:14:21,261 | SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS, UH, INDIGNATION. | SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS, UH, INDIGNATION. |
263 | 00:14:21,328 | 00:14:23,997 | - CHARITY WORK. VERY COMMENDABLE. | - CHARITY WORK. VERY COMMENDABLE. |
264 | 00:14:24,064 | 00:14:25,598 | - YES. 'TIS. | - YES. 'TIS. |
265 | 00:14:25,665 | 00:14:28,068 | - SAY, DIDN'T I SEE THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM? | - SAY, DIDN'T I SEE THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM? |
266 | 00:14:28,135 | 00:14:31,138 | - I'LL JUST KEEP THIS IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM? | - I'LL JUST KEEP THIS IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM? |
267 | 00:14:31,204 | 00:14:34,908 | - WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE. | - WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE. |
268 | 00:14:37,144 | 00:14:38,878 | - LISTEN HERE, TUBS. WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM, | - LISTEN HERE, TUBS. WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM, |
269 | 00:14:38,946 | 00:14:40,380 | OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SUSPICIOUS. | OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SUSPICIOUS. |
270 | 00:14:40,447 | 00:14:42,615 | IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE, | IT'S SIMPLE. WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE, |
271 | 00:14:42,682 | 00:14:44,517 | WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS, | WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS, |
272 | 00:14:44,584 | 00:14:47,054 | AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE WITH THE PASSENGERS, | AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE WITH THE PASSENGERS, |
273 | 00:14:47,120 | 00:14:49,122 | WE'RE IN OUR CRUISE GUY COSTUMES. | WE'RE IN OUR CRUISE GUY COSTUMES. |
274 | 00:14:49,189 | 00:14:51,291 | - EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH? | - EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH? |
275 | 00:14:54,761 | 00:14:55,963 | SHALL WE SET SAIL? | SHALL WE SET SAIL? |
276 | 00:14:56,029 | 00:14:59,666 | - SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE. | - SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE. |
277 | 00:14:59,732 | 00:15:01,468 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
278 | 00:15:01,534 | 00:15:05,305 | (HORN BLOWS) | (HORN BLOWS) |
279 | 00:15:25,525 | 00:15:28,261 | - AND HERE'S YOUR D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY | - AND HERE'S YOUR D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY |
280 | 00:15:28,328 | 00:15:30,197 | AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR. | AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR. |
281 | 00:15:30,263 | 00:15:33,066 | - I HOPE YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE | - I HOPE YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE |
282 | 00:15:33,133 | 00:15:36,136 | AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME LOTS OF FREE GUM. | AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME LOTS OF FREE GUM. |
283 | 00:15:38,838 | 00:15:40,307 | SLOW DOWN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? | SLOW DOWN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? |
284 | 00:15:40,373 | 00:15:44,244 | - EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350, | - EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350, |
285 | 00:15:44,311 | 00:15:46,346 | AND THEN I PROMISED TO HELP THE ANDERSONS | AND THEN I PROMISED TO HELP THE ANDERSONS |
286 | 00:15:46,413 | 00:15:48,381 | GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP BACK ON TRACK | GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP BACK ON TRACK |
287 | 00:15:48,448 | 00:15:50,117 | WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING, | WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING, |
288 | 00:15:50,183 | 00:15:51,518 | AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS | AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS |
289 | 00:15:51,584 | 00:15:53,420 | WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP, | WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP, |
290 | 00:15:53,486 | 00:15:55,788 | AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE | AND I'M TRYING TO GET THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE |
291 | 00:15:55,855 | 00:15:57,457 | AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS TOGETHER. | AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS TOGETHER. |
292 | 00:15:57,524 | 00:15:59,092 | - SOUNDS BORING. | - SOUNDS BORING. |
293 | 00:15:59,159 | 00:16:00,693 | - (LAUGHTER) | - (LAUGHTER) |
294 | 00:16:03,263 | 00:16:06,299 | - HOWDY, FOLKS, I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - HOWDY, FOLKS, I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
295 | 00:16:06,366 | 00:16:10,737 | - HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN. | - HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN. |
296 | 00:16:10,803 | 00:16:12,172 | HARRY AND I ARE HERE | HARRY AND I ARE HERE |
297 | 00:16:12,239 | 00:16:14,974 | SO HARRY CAN RECOVER FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY. | SO HARRY CAN RECOVER FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY. |
298 | 00:16:15,042 | 00:16:17,710 | HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS YOUR SCAR. | HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS YOUR SCAR. |
299 | 00:16:17,777 | 00:16:20,380 | - YEAH. THAT'S NICE. GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW? | - YEAH. THAT'S NICE. GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW? |
300 | 00:16:20,447 | 00:16:22,215 | LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT ON A BIAS. | LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT ON A BIAS. |
301 | 00:16:22,282 | 00:16:25,152 | HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES PASTE. | HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY THAT MAKES PASTE. |
302 | 00:16:25,218 | 00:16:26,953 | - YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF IN THE JAR | - YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF IN THE JAR |
303 | 00:16:27,020 | 00:16:28,455 | THAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN? | THAT YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN? |
304 | 00:16:28,521 | 00:16:30,823 | - WELL, YES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FOR GLUING... | - WELL, YES, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY FOR GLUING... |
305 | 00:16:30,890 | 00:16:32,092 | - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. | - HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. |
306 | 00:16:32,159 | 00:16:33,460 | NOW, I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE, | NOW, I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE, |
307 | 00:16:33,526 | 00:16:34,561 | SO BEAR WITH ME. | SO BEAR WITH ME. |
308 | 00:16:34,627 | 00:16:38,131 | WHAT IF YOU MADE FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE? | WHAT IF YOU MADE FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE? |
309 | 00:16:38,198 | 00:16:40,900 | THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD, BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY. | THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD, BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY. |
310 | 00:16:40,967 | 00:16:43,236 | BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM. | BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM. |
311 | 00:16:43,303 | 00:16:45,338 | HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE? | HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE? |
312 | 00:16:45,405 | 00:16:47,240 | NOW AVAILABLE IN STICKY STRAWBERRY, | NOW AVAILABLE IN STICKY STRAWBERRY, |
313 | 00:16:47,307 | 00:16:49,842 | GLUEY GRAPE, AND ADHERABLE ORANGE. | GLUEY GRAPE, AND ADHERABLE ORANGE. |
314 | 00:16:49,909 | 00:16:53,313 | NOW, PUT YOURSELVES A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND... | NOW, PUT YOURSELVES A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND... |
315 | 00:16:53,380 | 00:16:55,515 | HUH? | HUH? |
316 | 00:16:55,582 | 00:16:57,317 | - D-D-DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT. | - D-D-DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT. |
317 | 00:16:57,384 | 00:16:59,319 | - OH, YEAH. THANKS. | - OH, YEAH. THANKS. |
318 | 00:16:59,386 | 00:17:02,489 | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES |
319 | 00:17:02,555 | 00:17:05,292 | PRESENT THE LATEST IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT. | PRESENT THE LATEST IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT. |
320 | 00:17:05,358 | 00:17:07,827 | WE'RE SLOWING AND IN CLOSE TO MARS | WE'RE SLOWING AND IN CLOSE TO MARS |
321 | 00:17:07,894 | 00:17:12,832 | SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT. | SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT. |
322 | 00:17:12,899 | 00:17:15,835 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
323 | 00:17:15,902 | 00:17:19,106 | - AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO. | - AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO. |
324 | 00:17:19,172 | 00:17:20,540 | (ALARM BLARING) | (ALARM BLARING) |
325 | 00:17:20,607 | 00:17:24,177 | - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM. | - CAPTAIN DODGERS, THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM. |
326 | 00:17:24,244 | 00:17:26,246 | - THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET. | - THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET. |
327 | 00:17:26,313 | 00:17:27,780 | - B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF. | - B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF. |
328 | 00:17:27,847 | 00:17:30,683 | - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE? | - HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE? |
329 | 00:17:30,750 | 00:17:33,720 | - I'M PUTTING ON A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK. | - I'M PUTTING ON A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK. |
330 | 00:17:33,786 | 00:17:35,155 | - AH, MAGIC. | - AH, MAGIC. |
331 | 00:17:35,222 | 00:17:37,390 | DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SET OFF THE ALARM?! | DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T SET OFF THE ALARM?! |
332 | 00:17:37,457 | 00:17:38,725 | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! |
333 | 00:17:38,791 | 00:17:39,726 | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! |
334 | 00:17:39,792 | 00:17:41,394 | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! |
335 | 00:17:44,464 | 00:17:46,266 | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE, GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! | GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE, GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE! |
336 | 00:17:46,333 | 00:17:49,569 | - DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS. | - DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS. |
337 | 00:17:49,636 | 00:17:51,904 | - UH, YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, | - UH, YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, |
338 | 00:17:51,971 | 00:17:53,206 | LIKE, NEXT WEEK? | LIKE, NEXT WEEK? |
339 | 00:17:53,273 | 00:17:57,277 | - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL-OUT WAR! | - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S ALL-OUT WAR! |
340 | 00:17:57,344 | 00:17:59,346 | WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT? | WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT? |
341 | 00:18:02,048 | 00:18:04,817 | - WHEN THE MARTIANS DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY | - WHEN THE MARTIANS DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY |
342 | 00:18:04,884 | 00:18:06,186 | WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE, | WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE, |
343 | 00:18:06,253 | 00:18:08,054 | THEY LAUNCHED AN ALL-OUT ATTACK. | THEY LAUNCHED AN ALL-OUT ATTACK. |
344 | 00:18:08,121 | 00:18:09,289 | STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING | STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING |
345 | 00:18:09,356 | 00:18:12,225 | THE ENTIRE ARMADA TO DEFEND EARTH. | THE ENTIRE ARMADA TO DEFEND EARTH. |
346 | 00:18:17,830 | 00:18:22,535 | - OH. WE NEED BACKUP, OR EARTH IS LOST. | - OH. WE NEED BACKUP, OR EARTH IS LOST. |
347 | 00:18:24,371 | 00:18:26,306 | - SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. | - SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. |
348 | 00:18:26,373 | 00:18:31,110 | DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, OR EARTH IS DOOMED. | DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, OR EARTH IS DOOMED. |
349 | 00:18:31,178 | 00:18:33,146 | - IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED. | - IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED. |
350 | 00:18:35,047 | 00:18:37,884 | DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING? | DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING? |
351 | 00:18:37,950 | 00:18:38,951 | - NO. | - NO. |
352 | 00:18:39,018 | 00:18:40,753 | - JUST A LITTLE BIT? | - JUST A LITTLE BIT? |
353 | 00:18:42,455 | 00:18:43,223 | AAH! | AAH! |
354 | 00:18:43,290 | 00:18:44,924 | - STAY ON THEM, CENTURION. | - STAY ON THEM, CENTURION. |
355 | 00:18:44,991 | 00:18:46,559 | - YES, COMMANDER. | - YES, COMMANDER. |
356 | 00:18:46,626 | 00:18:49,629 | - NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK. | - NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK. |
357 | 00:18:49,696 | 00:18:52,165 | - I'LL T-T-TRY AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES | - I'LL T-T-TRY AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES |
358 | 00:18:52,232 | 00:18:55,101 | IN FAKE CRUISES DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS. | IN FAKE CRUISES DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS. |
359 | 00:18:55,168 | 00:18:57,237 | - JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM. | - JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM. |
360 | 00:19:00,240 | 00:19:02,275 | - PLEASE, EVERYONE. REMAIN CALM. | - PLEASE, EVERYONE. REMAIN CALM. |
361 | 00:19:02,342 | 00:19:03,710 | R-R-REMAIN CALM. | R-R-REMAIN CALM. |
362 | 00:19:03,776 | 00:19:05,345 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
363 | 00:19:05,412 | 00:19:07,347 | - WOW, A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. | - WOW, A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. |
364 | 00:19:07,414 | 00:19:08,815 | THIS IS COOL. | THIS IS COOL. |
365 | 00:19:08,881 | 00:19:12,619 | - THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN IN DINING ROOM "C." | - THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN IN DINING ROOM "C." |
366 | 00:19:14,421 | 00:19:16,356 | - TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS. | - TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS. |
367 | 00:19:16,423 | 00:19:18,191 | ATTENTION, PASSENGERS. | ATTENTION, PASSENGERS. |
368 | 00:19:18,258 | 00:19:20,927 | PLEASE ENJOY OUR SIMULATED EVASION | PLEASE ENJOY OUR SIMULATED EVASION |
369 | 00:19:20,993 | 00:19:23,296 | OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. | OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK. |
370 | 00:19:26,566 | 00:19:27,734 | - WHOA! | - WHOA! |
371 | 00:19:27,800 | 00:19:29,669 | - WHAT IS HE DOING? | - WHAT IS HE DOING? |
372 | 00:19:31,771 | 00:19:34,307 | CENTURION, ANALYZE DODGERS' MOVEMENTS | CENTURION, ANALYZE DODGERS' MOVEMENTS |
373 | 00:19:34,374 | 00:19:36,209 | FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN. | FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN. |
374 | 00:19:36,276 | 00:19:37,677 | - BEGINNING ANALYSIS. | - BEGINNING ANALYSIS. |
375 | 00:19:37,744 | 00:19:40,813 | - WANT TO FOLLOW ME INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN? | - WANT TO FOLLOW ME INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN? |
376 | 00:19:42,582 | 00:19:43,516 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
377 | 00:19:44,817 | 00:19:47,520 | - DODGERS, THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE. | - DODGERS, THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE. |
378 | 00:19:47,587 | 00:19:50,490 | - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING. | - YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING. |
379 | 00:19:50,557 | 00:19:51,758 | - IT'S ALL UP TO... | - IT'S ALL UP TO... |
380 | 00:19:51,824 | 00:19:53,693 | - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. | - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. |
381 | 00:20:00,099 | 00:20:02,235 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
382 | 00:20:02,302 | 00:20:04,404 | - C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY. | - C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY. |
383 | 00:20:09,409 | 00:20:11,444 | - OK, BIG GUY. BLATHER AWAY. | - OK, BIG GUY. BLATHER AWAY. |
384 | 00:20:11,511 | 00:20:13,446 | - EARTH'S ARMADA HAS BEEN DEFEATED. | - EARTH'S ARMADA HAS BEEN DEFEATED. |
385 | 00:20:13,513 | 00:20:17,016 | STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING TERMS OF SURRENDER. | STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING TERMS OF SURRENDER. |
386 | 00:20:17,083 | 00:20:18,285 | - TELL HIM TO STALL. | - TELL HIM TO STALL. |
387 | 00:20:18,351 | 00:20:19,986 | I'VE GOT A PLAN. | I'VE GOT A PLAN. |
388 | 00:20:28,795 | 00:20:30,597 | - AAH! | - AAH! |
389 | 00:20:33,733 | 00:20:37,069 | - CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN? | - CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN? |
390 | 00:20:37,136 | 00:20:40,707 | - WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY. | - WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY. |
391 | 00:20:42,074 | 00:20:43,710 | - THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED | - THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED |
392 | 00:20:43,776 | 00:20:45,378 | THAT A SINGLE PROTECTORATE VESSEL | THAT A SINGLE PROTECTORATE VESSEL |
393 | 00:20:45,445 | 00:20:47,514 | WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT. | WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT. |
394 | 00:20:47,580 | 00:20:49,649 | - WE'RE PICKING UP A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE. | - WE'RE PICKING UP A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE. |
395 | 00:20:49,716 | 00:20:51,684 | I'VE DETERMINED IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE | I'VE DETERMINED IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE |
396 | 00:20:51,751 | 00:20:53,953 | OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP. | OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP. |
397 | 00:20:54,020 | 00:20:57,290 | - OH, NO, AND I TOLD EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY | - OH, NO, AND I TOLD EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY |
398 | 00:20:57,357 | 00:20:59,258 | WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE. | WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE. |
399 | 00:20:59,326 | 00:21:00,793 | WE MUST CALL OFF THE ATTACK ON EARTH | WE MUST CALL OFF THE ATTACK ON EARTH |
400 | 00:21:00,860 | 00:21:03,596 | AND MAKE PEACE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! | AND MAKE PEACE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! |
401 | 00:21:03,663 | 00:21:06,366 | - HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST A CONGA LINE. | - HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST A CONGA LINE. |
402 | 00:21:06,433 | 00:21:07,767 | - YEAH, RIGHT. | - YEAH, RIGHT. |
403 | 00:21:12,839 | 00:21:15,575 | - DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR PLAN WAS, IT WORKED. | - DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR PLAN WAS, IT WORKED. |
404 | 00:21:15,642 | 00:21:18,678 | THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED. | THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED. |
405 | 00:21:18,745 | 00:21:20,513 | - IT WORKED? | - IT WORKED? |
406 | 00:21:24,584 | 00:21:27,253 | - SO THE ANDERSONS ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER, | - SO THE ANDERSONS ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER, |
407 | 00:21:27,320 | 00:21:29,121 | T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM HAS BEEN SAVED, | T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM HAS BEEN SAVED, |
408 | 00:21:29,188 | 00:21:32,425 | AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES. | AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES. |
409 | 00:21:32,492 | 00:21:34,527 | OH, AND WE SOMEHOW M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH. | OH, AND WE SOMEHOW M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH. |
410 | 00:21:34,594 | 00:21:36,996 | - AND I GET TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY. | - AND I GET TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY. |
411 | 00:21:37,063 | 00:21:38,998 | - WELCOME HOME, HERO. | - WELCOME HOME, HERO. |
412 | 00:21:39,065 | 00:21:40,600 | CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN. | CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN. |
413 | 00:21:40,667 | 00:21:42,569 | I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU. | I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU. |
414 | 00:21:42,635 | 00:21:44,371 | - AW, SHUCKS. IT WAS NOTHING. | - AW, SHUCKS. IT WAS NOTHING. |
415 | 00:21:44,437 | 00:21:45,905 | - AND I MADE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS | - AND I MADE SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS |
416 | 00:21:45,972 | 00:21:48,475 | SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC. | SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC. |
417 | 00:21:48,541 | 00:21:50,510 | - YEAH, MY DON...DONATION? | - YEAH, MY DON...DONATION? |
418 | 00:21:50,577 | 00:21:52,078 | - IT TOOK SOME DOING, | - IT TOOK SOME DOING, |
419 | 00:21:52,144 | 00:21:55,314 | BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION | BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION |
420 | 00:21:55,382 | 00:21:58,351 | AND BROUGHT THEM IN FROM SHEBOYGAN. | AND BROUGHT THEM IN FROM SHEBOYGAN. |
421 | 00:22:02,822 | 00:22:04,156 | - GO, QUICKLY. | - GO, QUICKLY. |
422 | 00:22:04,223 | 00:22:05,392 | - THAT WAS SWELL OF YOU, DODGERS. | - THAT WAS SWELL OF YOU, DODGERS. |
423 | 00:22:05,458 | 00:22:06,726 | - REALLY? | - REALLY? |
424 | 00:22:06,793 | 00:22:08,260 | - AND IT COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME | - AND IT COULDN'T COME AT A BETTER TIME |
425 | 00:22:08,327 | 00:22:09,596 | FOR THE SISTERS AND THEIR ORPHANAGE. | FOR THE SISTERS AND THEIR ORPHANAGE. |
426 | 00:22:09,662 | 00:22:10,730 | - YEAH? | - YEAH? |
427 | 00:22:10,797 | 00:22:12,432 | - NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE | - NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE |
428 | 00:22:12,499 | 00:22:15,267 | OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY... | OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY... |
429 | 00:22:15,334 | 00:22:17,269 | FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE! | FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE! |
430 | 00:22:17,336 | 00:22:18,571 | THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE! | THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE! |
431 | 00:22:18,638 | 00:22:19,806 | WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? | WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? |
432 | 00:22:19,872 | 00:22:22,742 | - YEAH, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? | - YEAH, WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? |