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1 00:00:05,739 00:00:11,445 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,747 00:00:20,054 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,889 00:00:28,062 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,565 00:00:36,370 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
5 00:00:38,539 00:00:44,612 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
6 00:00:47,315 00:00:53,421 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:01:14,542 00:01:16,944 - THIS IS THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS - THIS IS THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS
8 00:01:17,010 00:01:18,412 CALLING DUCK DODGERS. CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
9 00:01:18,479 00:01:20,181 COME IN, DUCK DODGERS. COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
10 00:01:20,248 00:01:22,383 I REPEAT, COME IN, DUCK DODGERS. I REPEAT, COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
11 00:01:22,450 00:01:24,218 - HEY, CADET, CHECK IT OUT. - HEY, CADET, CHECK IT OUT.
12 00:01:24,285 00:01:26,987 - THIS IS I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. - THIS IS I.Q. HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
13 00:01:27,054 00:01:28,756 - AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA ANSWER IT? - AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA ANSWER IT?
14 00:01:28,822 00:01:30,158 - HA HA HA! LOOK. - HA HA HA! LOOK.
15 00:01:30,224 00:01:31,725 - I DON'T GET IT. - I DON'T GET IT.
16 00:01:31,792 00:01:34,562 I JUST HAD DODGERS' COMMUNICATION MODULE REPAIRED. I JUST HAD DODGERS' COMMUNICATION MODULE REPAIRED.
17 00:01:34,628 00:01:37,698 - HA HA HA! TOLD YOU HE WAS BALD. - HA HA HA! TOLD YOU HE WAS BALD.
18 00:01:37,765 00:01:40,000 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE HAD THAT THING FIXED - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE HAD THAT THING FIXED
19 00:01:40,067 00:01:43,504 5 TIMES IN THE PAST MONTH. 5 TIMES IN THE PAST MONTH.
20 00:01:43,571 00:01:47,341 WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS BROKEN IN THIS STUPID PLACE? WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS BROKEN IN THIS STUPID PLACE?
21 00:01:47,408 00:01:49,510 - OK, NOW, LOOK SERIOUS. - OK, NOW, LOOK SERIOUS.
22 00:01:51,212 00:01:53,214 - STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! - STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
23 00:01:53,281 00:01:54,215 - DODGERS REPORTING. - DODGERS REPORTING.
24 00:01:54,282 00:01:56,049 - STUPID...BUGS. - STUPID...BUGS.
25 00:01:56,116 00:01:58,519 UH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS... UH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS...
26 00:01:58,586 00:02:01,422 TEEMING WITH THESE FILTHY COCKROACHES. TEEMING WITH THESE FILTHY COCKROACHES.
27 00:02:01,489 00:02:03,291 - AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. - AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
28 00:02:03,357 00:02:05,793 - ROACHO, UH, PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY. - ROACHO, UH, PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY.
29 00:02:05,859 00:02:08,128 I...I...I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT. I...I...I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT.
30 00:02:08,196 00:02:10,864 ARE WE STILL ON FOR THURSDAY NIGHT? ARE WE STILL ON FOR THURSDAY NIGHT?
31 00:02:10,931 00:02:12,132 - HUMPH! - HUMPH!
32 00:02:14,868 00:02:17,405 - DODGERS, THE EARTH IS IN GREAT DANGER. - DODGERS, THE EARTH IS IN GREAT DANGER.
33 00:02:17,471 00:02:20,174 THE MARTIANS HAVE LAUNCHED A FEARSOME NEW SPACE DESTROYER THE MARTIANS HAVE LAUNCHED A FEARSOME NEW SPACE DESTROYER
34 00:02:20,241 00:02:21,742 CALLED THE INVICTUS. CALLED THE INVICTUS.
35 00:02:21,809 00:02:23,344 I BELIEVE IT WILL STOP AT NOTHING I BELIEVE IT WILL STOP AT NOTHING
36 00:02:23,411 00:02:25,145 UNTIL OUR PLANET IS DESTROYED. UNTIL OUR PLANET IS DESTROYED.
37 00:02:25,213 00:02:27,515 - AND THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? - VERY. - AND THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? - VERY.
38 00:02:27,581 00:02:30,017 - SO, YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY THE INVICTUS - SO, YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY THE INVICTUS
39 00:02:30,083 00:02:31,352 AND SAVE THE EARTH. AND SAVE THE EARTH.
40 00:02:31,419 00:02:33,321 - NOT EXACTLY. - NOT EXACTLY.
41 00:02:33,387 00:02:34,788 WE JUST NEED YOU TO GO OUT THERE WE JUST NEED YOU TO GO OUT THERE
42 00:02:34,855 00:02:36,056 AND SLOW DOWN THE INVICTUS AND SLOW DOWN THE INVICTUS
43 00:02:36,123 00:02:40,328 TO MAKE TIME FOR STAR JOHNSON TO FORM EARTH'S ARMADA TO MAKE TIME FOR STAR JOHNSON TO FORM EARTH'S ARMADA
44 00:02:40,394 00:02:43,897 AND SAVE THE DAY. AND SAVE THE DAY.
45 00:02:43,964 00:02:45,165 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? - IS SOMETHING WRONG?
46 00:02:45,233 00:02:48,302 - WRONG? IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME THING. - WRONG? IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME THING.
47 00:02:48,369 00:02:49,703 WE KILL OURSELVES WE KILL OURSELVES
48 00:02:49,770 00:02:51,605 TRYING TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT, TRYING TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT,
49 00:02:51,672 00:02:55,108 AND THEN SOME UNDESERVING GLORY HOUND JUST SWOOPS IN AND THEN SOME UNDESERVING GLORY HOUND JUST SWOOPS IN
50 00:02:55,175 00:02:56,377 AND TAKES ALL THE CREDIT. AND TAKES ALL THE CREDIT.
51 00:02:56,444 00:02:57,778 - UH-OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - UH-OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
52 00:02:57,845 00:03:01,349 THE GREATEST SATISFACTION IS IN A JOB WELL DONE. THE GREATEST SATISFACTION IS IN A JOB WELL DONE.
53 00:03:01,415 00:03:04,252 - WHATEVER YOU NEED TO BELIEVE, LITTLE HAM HOCK. - WHATEVER YOU NEED TO BELIEVE, LITTLE HAM HOCK.
54 00:03:30,511 00:03:34,047 - OH, THAT WAS A DELIGHTFUL PRACTICE SHOT. - OH, THAT WAS A DELIGHTFUL PRACTICE SHOT.
55 00:03:34,114 00:03:38,419 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS THING CAN DO TO THE EARTH. NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS THING CAN DO TO THE EARTH.
56 00:03:50,398 00:03:51,799 - ALL RIGHTY, CADET, - ALL RIGHTY, CADET,
57 00:03:51,865 00:03:54,768 AFTER ANALYZING THESE TOP-SECRET TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS AFTER ANALYZING THESE TOP-SECRET TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS
58 00:03:54,835 00:03:55,969 OF THE INVICTUS, OF THE INVICTUS,
59 00:03:56,036 00:03:59,239 I BELIEVE I'VE DISCOVERED ITS ACHILLES HEEL. I BELIEVE I'VE DISCOVERED ITS ACHILLES HEEL.
60 00:03:59,307 00:04:00,441 - C-C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, - C-C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
61 00:04:00,508 00:04:01,809 W-W-W-WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET W-W-W-WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET
62 00:04:01,875 00:04:04,144 THESE TOP-SECRET T-T-TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS? THESE TOP-SECRET T-T-TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS?
63 00:04:04,211 00:04:09,016 - OH, I GOT THEM FROM THAT CUTE LITTLE ROBOT OVER THERE. - OH, I GOT THEM FROM THAT CUTE LITTLE ROBOT OVER THERE.
64 00:04:09,082 00:04:12,353 - B-BUT, SIR, THAT'S JUST A TRASH C-C-C... - B-BUT, SIR, THAT'S JUST A TRASH C-C-C...
65 00:04:12,420 00:04:13,687 A TRASH C-C-C... A TRASH C-C-C...
66 00:04:13,754 00:04:15,289 EH, WASTEBASKET. EH, WASTEBASKET.
67 00:04:15,356 00:04:16,657 - THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BUYING - THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BUYING
68 00:04:16,724 00:04:18,959 MY READING GLASSES AT THE GAS STATION. MY READING GLASSES AT THE GAS STATION.
69 00:04:19,026 00:04:22,596 ANYHOO, I'VE FOUND THE INVICTUS' FATAL FLAW. ANYHOO, I'VE FOUND THE INVICTUS' FATAL FLAW.
70 00:04:22,663 00:04:25,032 THE SPACE DESTROYER IS DESIGNED THE SPACE DESTROYER IS DESIGNED
71 00:04:25,098 00:04:26,567 FOR A FULL-SCALE ASSAULT, FOR A FULL-SCALE ASSAULT,
72 00:04:26,634 00:04:29,637 SO THEY MUST HAVE LEFT ITS DEFENSES SUSCEPTIBLE SO THEY MUST HAVE LEFT ITS DEFENSES SUSCEPTIBLE
73 00:04:29,703 00:04:33,541 TO AN ATTACK BY A SMALLER, MORE INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL. TO AN ATTACK BY A SMALLER, MORE INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL.
74 00:04:33,607 00:04:36,444 - I FIND YOUR ARGUMENT IS BASED ON UNQUALIFIED ASSUMPTIONS, - I FIND YOUR ARGUMENT IS BASED ON UNQUALIFIED ASSUMPTIONS,
75 00:04:36,510 00:04:39,480 FAULTY LOGIC, AND P-P-PIPE DREAMS. FAULTY LOGIC, AND P-P-PIPE DREAMS.
76 00:04:39,547 00:04:42,416 - NOW, FOLLOW ME TO THE HANGAR. - NOW, FOLLOW ME TO THE HANGAR.
77 00:04:42,483 00:04:43,984 - W-WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FOOLHARDY - W-WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FOOLHARDY
78 00:04:44,051 00:04:45,152 ONE-MAN ATTACK, CAPTAIN. ONE-MAN ATTACK, CAPTAIN.
79 00:04:45,218 00:04:46,987 - I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE. - I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE.
80 00:04:47,054 00:04:49,790 I NEED YOU TO NAVIGATE THE AUTO-NAVIGATOR. I NEED YOU TO NAVIGATE THE AUTO-NAVIGATOR.
81 00:04:49,857 00:04:52,059 - B-B-B-BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME IN THERE. - B-B-B-BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME IN THERE.
82 00:04:52,125 00:04:53,961 - YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP. - YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP.
83 00:04:54,027 00:04:55,363 - R-R-REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED - R-R-REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
84 00:04:55,429 00:04:57,465 THE LAST TIME S-S-S-SOMEONE SAT ON YOUR LAP? THE LAST TIME S-S-S-SOMEONE SAT ON YOUR LAP?
85 00:04:57,531 00:04:58,732 - WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW - WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
86 00:04:58,799 00:05:01,001 THAT THAT BABY WASN'T WEARING A DIAPER? THAT THAT BABY WASN'T WEARING A DIAPER?
87 00:05:01,068 00:05:02,470 JUST GET IN HERE. JUST GET IN HERE.
88 00:05:02,536 00:05:05,072 - OK, S-S-SCOOT OVER A BIT. - OK, S-S-SCOOT OVER A BIT.
89 00:05:10,444 00:05:12,746 HEY, TH-TH-THIS IS ROOMIER THAN IT LOOKS. HEY, TH-TH-THIS IS ROOMIER THAN IT LOOKS.
90 00:05:12,813 00:05:14,915 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, CAPTAIN DODGERS. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
91 00:05:14,982 00:05:16,316 - (GRUNTING) - (GRUNTING)
92 00:05:16,384 00:05:17,418 MAYBE NOT. MAYBE NOT.
93 00:05:17,485 00:05:19,052 GGRRRRRR... GGRRRRRR...
94 00:05:19,119 00:05:20,654 - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
95 00:05:20,721 00:05:24,191 - I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CAST SPEEDY GONZALES AS MY SIDEKICK. - I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CAST SPEEDY GONZALES AS MY SIDEKICK.
96 00:05:24,257 00:05:25,092 EGH! EGH!
97 00:05:25,158 00:05:26,527 - W-W-WHERE'D YOU GO? - W-W-WHERE'D YOU GO?
98 00:05:26,594 00:05:29,730 - I'M DOWN HERE, STUPID. YOU'RE SITTING ON ME. - I'M DOWN HERE, STUPID. YOU'RE SITTING ON ME.
99 00:05:29,797 00:05:30,631 - OH, DEAR. - OH, DEAR.
100 00:05:30,698 00:05:33,333 - PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! - PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT!
101 00:05:35,135 00:05:36,837 (ACCORDION NOISES) (ACCORDION NOISES)
102 00:05:36,904 00:05:40,374 FOR MY NEXT NUMBER, "LADY OF SPAIN." FOR MY NEXT NUMBER, "LADY OF SPAIN."
103 00:05:46,714 00:05:49,082 - SEE, CADET? PLENTY OF ROOM. - SEE, CADET? PLENTY OF ROOM.
104 00:05:55,656 00:05:59,126 WE'LL JUST SLIP IN COMPLETELY UNDETECTED. WE'LL JUST SLIP IN COMPLETELY UNDETECTED.
105 00:05:59,192 00:06:01,261 - COMMANDER, WE'VE DETECTED YET ANOTHER SMALL, - COMMANDER, WE'VE DETECTED YET ANOTHER SMALL,
106 00:06:01,328 00:06:04,031 INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL ATTEMPTING TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL ATTEMPTING TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE
107 00:06:04,097 00:06:05,433 OUR MAIN DEFENSES. OUR MAIN DEFENSES.
108 00:06:05,499 00:06:06,800 - WHAT? AGAIN? - WHAT? AGAIN?
109 00:06:06,867 00:06:07,901 - I'M AFRAID SO. - I'M AFRAID SO.
110 00:06:07,968 00:06:12,706 - I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE PERSONALLY. - I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE PERSONALLY.
111 00:06:12,773 00:06:15,042 - ALL RIGHT, CADET, THIS IS IT. - ALL RIGHT, CADET, THIS IS IT.
112 00:06:15,108 00:06:16,777 LOOK SHARP. LOOK SHARP.
113 00:06:16,844 00:06:20,013 SAY, YOU DON'T GOT ANY GUM OR MINTS ON YOU, DO YOU? SAY, YOU DON'T GOT ANY GUM OR MINTS ON YOU, DO YOU?
114 00:06:20,080 00:06:21,314 - N-N-N-N-N...UH-HUH. - N-N-N-N-N...UH-HUH.
115 00:06:21,381 00:06:24,051 - YOU SEE, I HAD 5 CLOVES OF GARLIC FOR BREAKFAST. - YOU SEE, I HAD 5 CLOVES OF GARLIC FOR BREAKFAST.
116 00:06:24,117 00:06:25,285 AND THEN A COUPLE OF PEANUT BUTTER AND THEN A COUPLE OF PEANUT BUTTER
117 00:06:25,352 00:06:27,154 AND ONION SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH, AND ONION SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH,
118 00:06:27,220 00:06:28,355 AND WHAT DID I HAVE FOR SUPPER? AND WHAT DID I HAVE FOR SUPPER?
119 00:06:28,422 00:06:29,557 OH, YEAH, I ATE ONE OF THOSE OH, YEAH, I ATE ONE OF THOSE
120 00:06:29,623 00:06:31,291 5-POUND BLOCKS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE 5-POUND BLOCKS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE
121 00:06:31,358 00:06:32,593 THAT I GET FROM THE GOVERNMENT. THAT I GET FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
122 00:06:32,660 00:06:34,695 HA HA HA! WITH TUNA FISH. HA HA HA! WITH TUNA FISH.
123 00:06:34,762 00:06:36,897 I JUST LOVE THAT STUFF. I JUST LOVE THAT STUFF.
124 00:06:36,964 00:06:40,434 WELL, I GUESS SINCE NOBODY'S GOT ANY MINTS OR GUM, WELL, I GUESS SINCE NOBODY'S GOT ANY MINTS OR GUM,
125 00:06:40,501 00:06:43,737 I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE...THIS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE...THIS.
126 00:06:46,640 00:06:49,543 AHH! FRESH AS A SUMMER BREEZE. AHH! FRESH AS A SUMMER BREEZE.
127 00:06:49,610 00:06:51,612 - (WHEEZING) - (WHEEZING)
128 00:06:51,679 00:06:53,714 - HEY, MR. STINKY BREATH, - HEY, MR. STINKY BREATH,
129 00:06:53,781 00:06:55,683 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE COURTESY? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE COURTESY?
130 00:07:03,390 00:07:05,659 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST. - LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
131 00:07:11,865 00:07:13,901 OH, ANOTHER DELUSIONAL FAN OH, ANOTHER DELUSIONAL FAN
132 00:07:13,967 00:07:17,004 TRYING TO EMULATE THE FAMOUS TRENCH SCENE. TRYING TO EMULATE THE FAMOUS TRENCH SCENE.
133 00:07:17,070 00:07:22,342 HOW MANY LIVES MUST THAT ACCURSED FILM CLAIM? HOW MANY LIVES MUST THAT ACCURSED FILM CLAIM?
134 00:07:22,409 00:07:25,779 - ALMOST THERE, CAPTAIN, AND WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE. - ALMOST THERE, CAPTAIN, AND WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE.
135 00:07:29,249 00:07:30,851 - ON MY COMMAND. - ON MY COMMAND.
136 00:07:34,955 00:07:38,592 - (SCREAMING) - (SCREAMING)
137 00:07:38,659 00:07:42,062 - S-S-SIR, IT HAS BEEN A PE-PE-PECULIAR PRIVILEGE - S-S-SIR, IT HAS BEEN A PE-PE-PECULIAR PRIVILEGE
138 00:07:42,129 00:07:43,296 TO SERVE YOU. TO SERVE YOU.
139 00:07:43,363 00:07:47,835 I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR TO MEET MY END IN YOUR COMPANY. I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR TO MEET MY END IN YOUR COMPANY.
140 00:07:49,202 00:07:51,071 - WELL, THAT WAS EASY. - WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
141 00:07:55,008 00:07:58,078 - THAT IS THE UGLIEST HOOD ORNAMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. - THAT IS THE UGLIEST HOOD ORNAMENT I'VE EVER SEEN.
142 00:07:58,145 00:07:59,513 (BOTH SCREAMING) (BOTH SCREAMING)
143 00:07:59,580 00:08:01,715 - WHOA! AAH! - WHOA! AAH!
144 00:08:21,735 00:08:23,604 - IS EVERYONE OK? - IS EVERYONE OK?
145 00:08:23,671 00:08:25,005 - I AM. - ME, TOO. - I AM. - ME, TOO.
146 00:08:25,072 00:08:28,542 - GOOD. THEN I BELIEVE YOU ARE MY PRISONERS. - GOOD. THEN I BELIEVE YOU ARE MY PRISONERS.
147 00:08:28,609 00:08:30,010 - JERK. - JERK.
148 00:08:30,077 00:08:32,680 - ALTHOUGH WE SPENT THE LAST TWO MINUTES AS COMRADES, - ALTHOUGH WE SPENT THE LAST TWO MINUTES AS COMRADES,
149 00:08:32,746 00:08:36,083 I WON'T LET MERE EMOTION STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DUTY. I WON'T LET MERE EMOTION STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DUTY.
150 00:08:36,149 00:08:37,184 (WHISTLING SOUND) (WHISTLING SOUND)
151 00:08:39,587 00:08:43,390 CENTURIONS, A LITTLE HELP HERE. CENTURIONS, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
152 00:08:43,456 00:08:47,394 - REMEMBER TO LIFT WITH THE LEGS. - REMEMBER TO LIFT WITH THE LEGS.
153 00:08:47,460 00:08:48,962 COMMANDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? COMMANDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
154 00:08:49,029 00:08:50,330 - I'LL BE FINE, - I'LL BE FINE,
155 00:08:50,397 00:08:54,501 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO CAPTURE THOSE INTRUDERS. BUT RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO CAPTURE THOSE INTRUDERS.
156 00:08:54,568 00:08:55,836 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! - HEE HEE HEE HEE!
157 00:08:55,903 00:08:57,237 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
158 00:08:57,304 00:09:00,608 - OH, IT'S...IT'S NOTHING. ROBOT HUMOR. - OH, IT'S...IT'S NOTHING. ROBOT HUMOR.
159 00:09:00,674 00:09:01,775 YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.
160 00:09:01,842 00:09:03,543 - FIND THOSE INTRUDERS. - FIND THOSE INTRUDERS.
161 00:09:03,611 00:09:06,079 (ROBOTS LAUGHING) (ROBOTS LAUGHING)
162 00:09:09,382 00:09:10,818 ROBOTS. ROBOTS.
163 00:09:10,884 00:09:12,886 - NOW TO DISABLE THIS TUB. - NOW TO DISABLE THIS TUB.
164 00:09:12,953 00:09:14,722 - STOP THE INTRUDERS. - STOP THE INTRUDERS.
165 00:09:14,788 00:09:15,989 WHERE ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY?
166 00:09:16,056 00:09:17,691 THEY WERE JUST HERE A SECOND AGO. THEY WERE JUST HERE A SECOND AGO.
167 00:09:17,758 00:09:19,760 DID YOU SEE THE COMMANDER'S BRUSH? DID YOU SEE THE COMMANDER'S BRUSH?
168 00:09:19,827 00:09:22,162 IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
169 00:09:22,229 00:09:24,231 (ALL LAUGHING) (ALL LAUGHING)
170 00:09:28,168 00:09:31,371 - NOW, IF WE CAN ONLY FIND SOMETHING TO SABOTAGE. - NOW, IF WE CAN ONLY FIND SOMETHING TO SABOTAGE.
171 00:09:31,438 00:09:33,741 - HOW ABOUT THE MA-M-MAIN RUDDER CONTROLS? - HOW ABOUT THE MA-M-MAIN RUDDER CONTROLS?
172 00:09:33,807 00:09:35,575 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND THAT? - WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND THAT?
173 00:09:35,643 00:09:37,544 - W-WE'RE STANDING INSIDE IT RIGHT NOW. - W-WE'RE STANDING INSIDE IT RIGHT NOW.
174 00:09:37,611 00:09:41,414 - AH. WELL, OK, COMMENCE TO SABOTAGING. - AH. WELL, OK, COMMENCE TO SABOTAGING.
175 00:09:41,481 00:09:44,584 - B-BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT M-M-MARTIAN TECHNOLOGY. - B-BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT M-M-MARTIAN TECHNOLOGY.
176 00:09:44,652 00:09:47,254 - I DON'T, EITHER, - I DON'T, EITHER,
177 00:09:47,320 00:09:49,657 BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT BREAKING STUFF. BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT BREAKING STUFF.
178 00:09:49,723 00:09:51,925 - G-G-GOOD? YOU'RE GREAT. - G-G-GOOD? YOU'RE GREAT.
179 00:09:51,992 00:09:54,828 - I'LL USE THIS PIECE OF CHEWING GUM. - I'LL USE THIS PIECE OF CHEWING GUM.
180 00:09:54,895 00:09:57,898 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY G-GUM OR MINTS. - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY G-GUM OR MINTS.
181 00:09:57,965 00:10:00,801 - WELL, THAT EXPLOSION DISLODGED A PIECE OF GUM - WELL, THAT EXPLOSION DISLODGED A PIECE OF GUM
182 00:10:00,868 00:10:02,636 THAT HAD BEEN STUCK IN MY SINUS CAVITY THAT HAD BEEN STUCK IN MY SINUS CAVITY
183 00:10:02,703 00:10:04,337 FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS. FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS.
184 00:10:04,404 00:10:07,140 - SORRY I ASKED. - SORRY I ASKED.
185 00:10:07,207 00:10:11,211 - AND NOW, CAREFULLY PLACE IT HERE. - AND NOW, CAREFULLY PLACE IT HERE.
186 00:10:11,278 00:10:13,013 IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING.
187 00:10:15,983 00:10:18,686 - THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. - THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
188 00:10:25,092 00:10:28,228 - WHOA! - WHOA!
189 00:10:28,295 00:10:32,866 - THERE SHE IS, PEOPLE... THE DREADED INVICTUS. - THERE SHE IS, PEOPLE... THE DREADED INVICTUS.
190 00:10:32,933 00:10:36,369 - SIR, THE INVICTUS IS JUST SLOWLY SPINNING IN SPACE. - SIR, THE INVICTUS IS JUST SLOWLY SPINNING IN SPACE.
191 00:10:36,436 00:10:37,771 - IMAGINE THAT. - IMAGINE THAT.
192 00:10:37,838 00:10:40,240 DODGERS MANAGED TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT. DODGERS MANAGED TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT.
193 00:10:40,307 00:10:44,978 HAVE THE ARMADA ENCIRCLE THE INVICTUS. HAVE THE ARMADA ENCIRCLE THE INVICTUS.
194 00:10:45,045 00:10:48,515 - GEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS, THAT REALLY GUMMED UP THE WORKS. - GEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS, THAT REALLY GUMMED UP THE WORKS.
195 00:10:48,581 00:10:51,251 - DODGERS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - DODGERS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
196 00:10:51,318 00:10:54,521 - OH, I'M JUST BREAKIN' ALL YOUR CHEAP MARTIAN EQUIPMENT. - OH, I'M JUST BREAKIN' ALL YOUR CHEAP MARTIAN EQUIPMENT.
197 00:10:54,587 00:10:55,723 - WHAT?! - WHAT?!
198 00:10:55,789 00:10:58,291 - OH, I'M GREAT AT WRECKIN' STUFF. - OH, I'M GREAT AT WRECKIN' STUFF.
199 00:10:59,126 00:11:00,861 BEHOLD! BEHOLD!
200 00:11:04,664 00:11:07,167 - SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. - SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
201 00:11:07,234 00:11:10,270 - OH, DEAR. ABANDON SHIP! - OH, DEAR. ABANDON SHIP!
202 00:11:10,337 00:11:12,873 - HA HA HA HA! DID YOU SEE HIS BRUSH? - HA HA HA HA! DID YOU SEE HIS BRUSH?
203 00:11:12,940 00:11:14,808 IT WAS ALL MESSED UP. IT WAS ALL MESSED UP.
204 00:11:14,875 00:11:16,576 - THE COMPUTER SAID THAT YOU INITIATED - THE COMPUTER SAID THAT YOU INITIATED
205 00:11:16,643 00:11:19,512 THE S-SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. THE S-SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
206 00:11:19,579 00:11:22,816 (BOTH SCREAMING) (BOTH SCREAMING)
207 00:11:22,883 00:11:24,752 (ALARM BLARING) (ALARM BLARING)
208 00:11:24,818 00:11:26,787 - CAPTAIN, THE ARMADA IS IN POSITION, - CAPTAIN, THE ARMADA IS IN POSITION,
209 00:11:26,854 00:11:28,355 AND THE WEAPONS ARE TARGETED. AND THE WEAPONS ARE TARGETED.
210 00:11:28,421 00:11:29,556 - EXCELLENT. - EXCELLENT.
211 00:11:29,622 00:11:31,324 ON MY COMMAND. ON MY COMMAND.
212 00:11:34,461 00:11:36,496 - ONE LAST ESCAPE POD. - ONE LAST ESCAPE POD.
213 00:11:36,563 00:11:38,665 - NOT SO FAST, BUB. - NOT SO FAST, BUB.
214 00:11:38,732 00:11:40,600 WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.
215 00:11:40,667 00:11:42,836 THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP. THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP.
216 00:11:42,903 00:11:46,539 ISN'T THAT SO? ISN'T THAT SO?
217 00:11:46,606 00:11:47,741 - REALLY? - REALLY?
218 00:11:47,808 00:11:49,442 WELL, I SUPPOSE... WELL, I SUPPOSE...
219 00:11:54,481 00:11:57,785 - NOW, HELMSMAN... - NOW, HELMSMAN...
220 00:11:57,851 00:11:59,086 FIRE! FIRE!
221 00:12:03,323 00:12:05,125 - EXCELLENT SHOT. - EXCELLENT SHOT.
222 00:12:05,192 00:12:07,961 - BUT, SIR, I NEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON. - BUT, SIR, I NEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON.
223 00:12:08,028 00:12:11,631 - AS I SAID, EXCELLENT SHOT. - AS I SAID, EXCELLENT SHOT.
224 00:12:11,698 00:12:12,966 NOW, FILE YOUR REPORT NOW, FILE YOUR REPORT
225 00:12:13,033 00:12:15,936 ON HOW I PERSONALLY DESTROYED THE INVICTUS. ON HOW I PERSONALLY DESTROYED THE INVICTUS.
226 00:12:16,003 00:12:18,872 - SORRY, DODGERS, BUT ON MY PLANET, - SORRY, DODGERS, BUT ON MY PLANET,
227 00:12:18,939 00:12:22,009 IT'S EVERY MARTIAN FOR HIMSELF. IT'S EVERY MARTIAN FOR HIMSELF.
228 00:12:27,781 00:12:29,817 - AND IT IS WITH DEEPEST HUMILITY - AND IT IS WITH DEEPEST HUMILITY
229 00:12:29,883 00:12:31,952 THAT I, STAR JOHNSON, THAT I, STAR JOHNSON,
230 00:12:32,019 00:12:35,022 ACCEPT THESE ACCOLADES AND COMMENDATIONS ACCEPT THESE ACCOLADES AND COMMENDATIONS
231 00:12:35,088 00:12:37,357 FOR SAVING THE EARTH. FOR SAVING THE EARTH.
232 00:12:37,424 00:12:39,392 (CROWD CHEERING) (CROWD CHEERING)
233 00:12:42,529 00:12:44,264 - I C-C-CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - I C-C-CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
234 00:12:44,331 00:12:47,801 WE KILL OURSELVES TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT, WE KILL OURSELVES TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT,
235 00:12:47,868 00:12:50,537 AND SOME G-G-GLORY HOUND SWOOPS IN AND SOME G-G-GLORY HOUND SWOOPS IN
236 00:12:50,603 00:12:52,205 TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.
237 00:12:52,272 00:12:54,741 - WELL, KIDS, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU - WELL, KIDS, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU
238 00:12:54,808 00:12:57,144 THIS SHOW ISN'T REALISTIC. THIS SHOW ISN'T REALISTIC.
239 00:13:08,221 00:13:10,157 - AS THE CAPTAIN OF THIS STARSHIP, - AS THE CAPTAIN OF THIS STARSHIP,
240 00:13:10,223 00:13:12,392 I DEMAND THAT YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS. I DEMAND THAT YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS.
241 00:13:12,459 00:13:16,363 - I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T COMPLY WITH YOUR P-P-PRESENT REQUEST. - I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T COMPLY WITH YOUR P-P-PRESENT REQUEST.
242 00:13:16,429 00:13:17,597 - PLEASE. - PLEASE.
243 00:13:17,664 00:13:19,532 - YOU CAN'T HAVE A PUPPY. - YOU CAN'T HAVE A PUPPY.
244 00:13:19,599 00:13:20,800 - HOW ABOUT A KITTEN? - HOW ABOUT A KITTEN?
245 00:13:20,868 00:13:22,435 - NO. - A MONKEY? - NO. - A MONKEY?
246 00:13:22,502 00:13:24,471 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - ABSOLUTELY NOT.
247 00:13:24,537 00:13:26,073 - WHERE YOU GOIN'? - WHERE YOU GOIN'?
248 00:13:26,139 00:13:27,875 LOOK, THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE LOOK, THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE
249 00:13:27,941 00:13:30,077 A CAREFREE, ZERO-MAINTENANCE PET. A CAREFREE, ZERO-MAINTENANCE PET.
250 00:13:30,143 00:13:31,644 AN ENERGY MUTATOR? AN ENERGY MUTATOR?
251 00:13:31,711 00:13:35,448 WOW! HEY, THEY DON'T EAT, SLEEP, SHED, CRY, OR POOP. WOW! HEY, THEY DON'T EAT, SLEEP, SHED, CRY, OR POOP.
252 00:13:35,515 00:13:37,951 - I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT IS PRETTY CUTE. - I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT IS PRETTY CUTE.
253 00:13:38,018 00:13:40,687 - GREAT! PURCHASE AND SEND. - GREAT! PURCHASE AND SEND.
254 00:13:40,753 00:13:43,356 YAHOO! MEET ME BY THE EVAPORATOR. YAHOO! MEET ME BY THE EVAPORATOR.
255 00:13:43,423 00:13:44,591 - C-C-CAPTAIN, WAIT. - C-C-CAPTAIN, WAIT.
256 00:13:44,657 00:13:47,260 THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF WARNING. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF WARNING.
257 00:13:51,298 00:13:52,832 - PA TOO PE PA? - PA TOO PE PA?
258 00:13:52,900 00:13:56,803 - WHY, AREN'T YOU THE MOST ADORABLE THING? - WHY, AREN'T YOU THE MOST ADORABLE THING?
259 00:13:56,870 00:13:58,705 WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER. WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.
260 00:13:58,771 00:14:02,275 - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, KEEP AWAY FROM THAT M-M-MONSTER! - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, KEEP AWAY FROM THAT M-M-MONSTER!
261 00:14:02,342 00:14:03,843 - WHY WOULD I KEEP AWAY FROM - WHY WOULD I KEEP AWAY FROM
262 00:14:03,911 00:14:06,679 SUCH A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE LITTLE SUGARPLUM? SUCH A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE LITTLE SUGARPLUM?
263 00:14:06,746 00:14:09,416 - SENDING AN ENERGY MUTATOR THROUGH THE EVAPORATOR - SENDING AN ENERGY MUTATOR THROUGH THE EVAPORATOR
264 00:14:09,482 00:14:11,051 WAS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. WAS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
265 00:14:11,118 00:14:13,253 - MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO. - MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO.
266 00:14:13,320 00:14:14,754 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET? - DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
267 00:14:14,821 00:14:17,190 HE SAID "MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO." HE SAID "MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO."
268 00:14:17,257 00:14:20,627 THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL HIM... MY SWEET LITTLE KOO KOO. THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL HIM... MY SWEET LITTLE KOO KOO.
269 00:14:20,693 00:14:22,996 - Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU? - Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU?
270 00:14:23,063 00:14:25,765 - GO RAIN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S FIESTA. - GO RAIN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S FIESTA.
271 00:14:25,832 00:14:26,967 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
272 00:14:27,034 00:14:28,902 - THAT DOESN'T BO-BO-BODE... - THAT DOESN'T BO-BO-BODE...
273 00:14:28,969 00:14:31,304 OH, LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. OH, LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
274 00:14:32,973 00:14:34,407 - BATCHER NIKKA. - BATCHER NIKKA.
275 00:14:34,474 00:14:37,945 - NOW, YOU SLEEP HERE IN YOUR LITTLE BASKET, KOO KOO, - NOW, YOU SLEEP HERE IN YOUR LITTLE BASKET, KOO KOO,
276 00:14:38,011 00:14:41,248 WHILE DADDY PREPARES FOR BED. WHILE DADDY PREPARES FOR BED.
277 00:14:41,314 00:14:42,615 - RRRARR. - RRRARR.
278 00:14:46,686 00:14:49,056 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
279 00:14:49,122 00:14:52,425 - I SEE YOU HIDING UNDER THERE, KOO KOO. - I SEE YOU HIDING UNDER THERE, KOO KOO.
280 00:14:52,492 00:14:54,061 - RHHHARRR! - RHHHARRR!
281 00:14:54,127 00:14:55,695 - CADET! CADET! AAH! - CADET! CADET! AAH!
282 00:14:55,762 00:14:59,166 - D-D-DID IT MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET ALREADY? - D-D-DID IT MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET ALREADY?
283 00:14:59,232 00:15:01,068 SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT KOO KOO'S SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT KOO KOO'S
284 00:15:01,134 00:15:03,170 NO LONGER A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM. NO LONGER A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM.
285 00:15:03,236 00:15:05,872 - CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM, NO. - CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM, NO.
286 00:15:05,939 00:15:08,841 HIDEOUS, TERRIFYING MONSTER, YES. HIDEOUS, TERRIFYING MONSTER, YES.
287 00:15:08,908 00:15:10,877 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA!
288 00:15:10,944 00:15:12,912 - PERMISSION TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO? - PERMISSION TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO?
289 00:15:12,980 00:15:16,549 - PERMISSION GRANTED. - PERMISSION GRANTED.
290 00:15:16,616 00:15:18,151 - OOOH, HOO HOO HOO HOO! - OOOH, HOO HOO HOO HOO!
291 00:15:18,218 00:15:20,187 - UH, HE'S ENJOYING THAT. - UH, HE'S ENJOYING THAT.
292 00:15:20,253 00:15:22,122 - I'LL PROGRAM MY NEUTRONIC RAY PISTOL - I'LL PROGRAM MY NEUTRONIC RAY PISTOL
293 00:15:22,189 00:15:25,558 TO DISCHARGE ALL OF ITS ENERGY IN ONE BIG KAPOWIE. TO DISCHARGE ALL OF ITS ENERGY IN ONE BIG KAPOWIE.
294 00:15:25,625 00:15:28,895 FETCH, FIDO! FETCH, FIDO!
295 00:15:28,962 00:15:29,896 - (GULP) - (GULP)
296 00:15:29,963 00:15:30,930 (BOOM) (BOOM)
297 00:15:30,998 00:15:32,532 (BELCHING) (BELCHING)
298 00:15:32,599 00:15:34,301 - IT APPEARS THAT THE CREATURE ABSORBS POWER - IT APPEARS THAT THE CREATURE ABSORBS POWER
299 00:15:34,367 00:15:36,836 THROUGH ITS SUBATOMIC STRUCTURE. THROUGH ITS SUBATOMIC STRUCTURE.
300 00:15:36,903 00:15:38,738 - MAN, I HATE SCIENCE. - MAN, I HATE SCIENCE.
301 00:15:38,805 00:15:41,874 - THIS THING EATS ENERGY. - THIS THING EATS ENERGY.
302 00:15:41,941 00:15:42,976 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
303 00:15:43,043 00:15:46,046 - MAGOOIE WEETA! MAGOOIE WEETA! - MAGOOIE WEETA! MAGOOIE WEETA!
304 00:15:47,114 00:15:48,681 - AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY, - AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY,
305 00:15:48,748 00:15:52,085 AND THE DUCK AND THE PIG LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. AND THE DUCK AND THE PIG LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
306 00:15:52,152 00:15:53,386 - B-B-BUT I'M PRETTY SURE - B-B-BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
307 00:15:53,453 00:15:55,355 HE'S OFF TO DEVOUR THE ENERGY CORE. HE'S OFF TO DEVOUR THE ENERGY CORE.
308 00:15:55,422 00:15:57,424 - AND THAT THING'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT? - AND THAT THING'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
309 00:15:57,490 00:16:00,460 - YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW, D-D-DO YOU? - YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW, D-D-DO YOU?
310 00:16:14,341 00:16:17,044 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL. - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL.
311 00:16:17,110 00:16:19,579 - N-N-NO WORRIES, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - N-N-NO WORRIES, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
312 00:16:19,646 00:16:22,882 I USUALLY USE THIS TO READ BY AFTER LIGHTS OUT. I USUALLY USE THIS TO READ BY AFTER LIGHTS OUT.
313 00:16:22,949 00:16:24,917 - HA HA HA! YOU READ? - HA HA HA! YOU READ?
314 00:16:24,984 00:16:26,253 NERD. NERD.
315 00:16:26,319 00:16:28,355 - L-L-LOOK, OUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL - L-L-LOOK, OUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL
316 00:16:28,421 00:16:31,058 IS TO ACTIVATE THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE. IS TO ACTIVATE THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE.
317 00:16:31,124 00:16:32,559 - GOOD THINKING. - GOOD THINKING.
318 00:16:32,625 00:16:34,494 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA!
319 00:16:34,561 00:16:36,163 - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
320 00:16:36,229 00:16:38,131 - WH-WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? - WH-WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?
321 00:16:38,198 00:16:41,401 - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. - RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
322 00:16:41,468 00:16:42,402 - BLAHHH! - BLAHHH!
323 00:16:42,469 00:16:43,603 - AAAAHHH! - AAAAHHH!
324 00:16:49,776 00:16:52,712 - I'D TRY EATING MORE FIBER IF I WERE YOU, CADET. - I'D TRY EATING MORE FIBER IF I WERE YOU, CADET.
325 00:16:52,779 00:16:56,149 - UM, UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, I HATE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, - UM, UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, I HATE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
326 00:16:56,216 00:16:58,551 B-B-BUT SINCE YOU'RE IN CHARGE, B-B-BUT SINCE YOU'RE IN CHARGE,
327 00:16:58,618 00:17:01,421 DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE LEADING THE WAY? DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE LEADING THE WAY?
328 00:17:01,488 00:17:04,791 - NOPE. THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN IN OFFICER'S TRAINING. - NOPE. THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN IN OFFICER'S TRAINING.
329 00:17:04,857 00:17:06,726 PROTECT THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE. PROTECT THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
330 00:17:06,793 00:17:08,761 EXPENDABLE DRONES TO THE FRONT. EXPENDABLE DRONES TO THE FRONT.
331 00:17:08,828 00:17:10,130 THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN
332 00:17:10,197 00:17:12,632 AND THE ONES MOST LIKELY TO GET PICKED OFF. AND THE ONES MOST LIKELY TO GET PICKED OFF.
333 00:17:12,699 00:17:16,736 IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE PAWNS IN CHECKERS. IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE PAWNS IN CHECKERS.
334 00:17:16,803 00:17:18,305 - WELL, THIS IS IT, - WELL, THIS IS IT,
335 00:17:18,371 00:17:20,140 BUT IT'S RUSTED COMPLETELY SHUT. BUT IT'S RUSTED COMPLETELY SHUT.
336 00:17:20,207 00:17:25,745 I BET IT'LL NEVER OPEN IN A MILLION YEARS. I BET IT'LL NEVER OPEN IN A MILLION YEARS.
337 00:17:25,812 00:17:27,747 - NICE WORK, NOSTRADAMUS. - NICE WORK, NOSTRADAMUS.
338 00:17:27,814 00:17:30,317 - (ROARING, SNARLING) - (ROARING, SNARLING)
339 00:17:35,088 00:17:37,224 - THERE'S THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE. - THERE'S THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE.
340 00:17:37,290 00:17:40,093 SWITCH IT ON BEFORE THE MONSTER GETS US. SWITCH IT ON BEFORE THE MONSTER GETS US.
341 00:17:40,160 00:17:42,229 - (GRUNTING, GROANING) - (GRUNTING, GROANING)
342 00:17:42,295 00:17:44,397 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP.
343 00:17:46,699 00:17:49,836 - ME? YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A BAD BACK. - ME? YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.
344 00:17:49,902 00:17:52,405 (CRASH) (CRASH)
345 00:17:52,472 00:17:53,840 (BANG) (BANG)
346 00:17:57,244 00:17:58,711 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
347 00:17:58,778 00:18:00,813 WE'RE HOME FREE NOW. WE'RE HOME FREE NOW.
348 00:18:00,880 00:18:03,950 - L-L-LURE HIM AWAY FROM THE ENERGY CORE. - L-L-LURE HIM AWAY FROM THE ENERGY CORE.
349 00:18:04,016 00:18:05,985 - I'LL TRY THE OLD SWEET TALK. - I'LL TRY THE OLD SWEET TALK.
350 00:18:06,052 00:18:10,490 HEY, KOO KOO, REMEMBER ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER? HEY, KOO KOO, REMEMBER ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER?
351 00:18:10,557 00:18:13,560 THE NIGHTS BY THE FIRE? THE WALKS ON THE BEACH? THE NIGHTS BY THE FIRE? THE WALKS ON THE BEACH?
352 00:18:13,626 00:18:15,094 THE SUNSETS? THE SUNSETS?
353 00:18:15,162 00:18:16,863 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
354 00:18:16,929 00:18:19,499 - Y-Y-YOU TWO NEVER HAD ANY GOOD TIMES. - Y-Y-YOU TWO NEVER HAD ANY GOOD TIMES.
355 00:18:19,566 00:18:22,335 - YOUR JEALOUSY DISGUSTS ME. - YOUR JEALOUSY DISGUSTS ME.
356 00:18:22,402 00:18:25,838 - RRRHHHHOOOOAAARRR! - RRRHHHHOOOOAAARRR!
357 00:18:25,905 00:18:27,140 - AAAHH! - AAAHH!
358 00:18:29,709 00:18:31,178 - THIS STINKS. - THIS STINKS.
359 00:18:31,244 00:18:34,981 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
360 00:18:35,047 00:18:36,583 - AAAHHH! - AAAHHH!
361 00:18:38,951 00:18:40,086 - WE'RE TRAPPED. - WE'RE TRAPPED.
362 00:18:40,153 00:18:41,821 - SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS. - SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.
363 00:18:41,888 00:18:43,656 UP TO MY ARMPITS IN FILTH UP TO MY ARMPITS IN FILTH
364 00:18:43,723 00:18:45,492 AND WAITING TO BE DEVOURED BY A CREATURE AND WAITING TO BE DEVOURED BY A CREATURE
365 00:18:45,558 00:18:48,161 I THOUGHT WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER. I THOUGHT WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER.
366 00:18:48,228 00:18:50,062 REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE. REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE.
367 00:18:50,129 00:18:52,932 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. - HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
368 00:18:52,999 00:18:56,336 - NOW, KOO KOO, I'M SURE THE CADET WILL BE RIGHT BACK. - NOW, KOO KOO, I'M SURE THE CADET WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
369 00:18:56,403 00:18:58,238 HE'S VERY RELIABLE. HE'S VERY RELIABLE.
370 00:18:58,305 00:18:59,839 - HANG ON, CAPTAIN! - HANG ON, CAPTAIN!
371 00:19:11,584 00:19:13,620 - WELL, THAT ALMOST WORKED. - WELL, THAT ALMOST WORKED.
372 00:19:16,423 00:19:18,891 - GHHARR! MEKARRA MOOTOO! - GHHARR! MEKARRA MOOTOO!
373 00:19:20,593 00:19:24,030 - HA! THE STUPID BEAST CAN'T QUITE REACH US. - HA! THE STUPID BEAST CAN'T QUITE REACH US.
374 00:19:24,096 00:19:28,235 - THAT DRAIN WON'T HOLD HIM F-F-FOR...INDEFINITELY. - THAT DRAIN WON'T HOLD HIM F-F-FOR...INDEFINITELY.
375 00:19:28,301 00:19:29,569 - RRHHHARRR! - RRHHHARRR!
376 00:19:29,636 00:19:32,038 - M-MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS ELSEWHERE. - M-MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS ELSEWHERE.
377 00:19:32,104 00:19:35,242 - YOUR PLAN WAS WELL THOUGHT OUT AND POTENTIALLY EFFECTIVE, - YOUR PLAN WAS WELL THOUGHT OUT AND POTENTIALLY EFFECTIVE,
378 00:19:35,308 00:19:38,044 BUT MY PLAN HAS MORE PIZZAZZ. BUT MY PLAN HAS MORE PIZZAZZ.
379 00:19:38,110 00:19:39,879 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
380 00:19:39,946 00:19:41,214 ONCE YOU'RE POWERED UP, ONCE YOU'RE POWERED UP,
381 00:19:41,281 00:19:43,450 KOO KOO WILL FIND YOU IRRESISTIBLE. KOO KOO WILL FIND YOU IRRESISTIBLE.
382 00:19:43,516 00:19:45,618 - I STILL LIKE MY IDEA BETTER. - I STILL LIKE MY IDEA BETTER.
383 00:19:45,685 00:19:49,155 - I TOLD YOU, YOUR IDEA LACKED VISUAL INTEREST. - I TOLD YOU, YOUR IDEA LACKED VISUAL INTEREST.
384 00:19:49,222 00:19:50,657 NOW, LURE THAT THING IN HERE, NOW, LURE THAT THING IN HERE,
385 00:19:50,723 00:19:53,092 AND I'LL EVAPORATE HIM OUT INTO DEEP SPACE. AND I'LL EVAPORATE HIM OUT INTO DEEP SPACE.
386 00:19:53,159 00:19:56,763 - J-JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE A PLAN THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DRESSING ME - J-JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE A PLAN THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DRESSING ME
387 00:19:56,829 00:19:58,197 IN A F-FUNNY SUIT. IN A F-FUNNY SUIT.
388 00:19:58,265 00:19:59,799 - DREAM ON, TUBBY. - DREAM ON, TUBBY.
389 00:20:04,971 00:20:08,675 WOW! YOU'RE BRIGHTER THAN LAS VEGAS AT CHRISTMASTIME. WOW! YOU'RE BRIGHTER THAN LAS VEGAS AT CHRISTMASTIME.
390 00:20:08,741 00:20:10,977 - HERE, MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER. - HERE, MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER.
391 00:20:11,043 00:20:13,079 - TRY AND SOUND MORE DELICIOUS. - TRY AND SOUND MORE DELICIOUS.
392 00:20:13,145 00:20:14,447 THAT SHOULD BUY ME SOME TIME THAT SHOULD BUY ME SOME TIME
393 00:20:14,514 00:20:17,617 TO GET READY FOR THAT BIG, FAT, UGLY... TO GET READY FOR THAT BIG, FAT, UGLY...
394 00:20:17,684 00:20:20,453 - (GROWLING) - (GROWLING)
395 00:20:21,220 00:20:22,455 - SAY THERE, HANDSOME, - SAY THERE, HANDSOME,
396 00:20:22,522 00:20:24,691 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CADET, HAVE YOU? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CADET, HAVE YOU?
397 00:20:24,757 00:20:26,893 - AAAAAAAHHHH! - AAAAAAAHHHH!
398 00:20:26,959 00:20:30,297 - STOP FOOLING AROUND, AND GET OUT OF THERE. - STOP FOOLING AROUND, AND GET OUT OF THERE.
399 00:20:30,363 00:20:32,999 - WHO'S FOOLING AROUND? - WHO'S FOOLING AROUND?
400 00:20:33,065 00:20:36,235 - QUICK, INTO THE EVAPORATOR! - QUICK, INTO THE EVAPORATOR!
401 00:20:36,303 00:20:38,505 - I KNEW I LIKED MY PLAN BETTER. - I KNEW I LIKED MY PLAN BETTER.
402 00:20:38,571 00:20:41,308 - GET IN THERE, YOU STUPID MONSTER. - GET IN THERE, YOU STUPID MONSTER.
403 00:20:41,374 00:20:44,377 - HEY, I'M STILL IN HERE. - HEY, I'M STILL IN HERE.
404 00:20:44,444 00:20:48,014 - NEXT STOP, THE COLD, DARK VACUUM OF OUTER SPACE. - NEXT STOP, THE COLD, DARK VACUUM OF OUTER SPACE.
405 00:20:48,080 00:20:49,349 - OH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN, - OH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN,
406 00:20:49,416 00:20:51,818 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM? YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM?
407 00:20:51,884 00:20:53,786 - I'M SORRY, BUT IN TIMES OF CRISIS, - I'M SORRY, BUT IN TIMES OF CRISIS,
408 00:20:53,853 00:20:56,122 I HAVE TO PUT MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE I HAVE TO PUT MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE
409 00:20:56,188 00:20:58,658 AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MYSELF. AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MYSELF.
410 00:20:58,725 00:21:01,160 HMM. HEY, HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? HMM. HEY, HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING?
411 00:21:01,227 00:21:03,330 - IT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED. - IT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED.
412 00:21:03,396 00:21:04,897 B-B-BUT IF YOU COULD GET ME OUT OF HERE, B-B-BUT IF YOU COULD GET ME OUT OF HERE,
413 00:21:04,964 00:21:06,165 I COULD SHOW YOU. I COULD SHOW YOU.
414 00:21:06,232 00:21:07,967 - CAN'T YOU JUST TAP OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS - CAN'T YOU JUST TAP OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS
415 00:21:08,034 00:21:09,101 WITH YOUR NOSE? WITH YOUR NOSE?
416 00:21:09,168 00:21:11,270 - M-M-MY NOSE IS ALL CLOGGED. - M-M-MY NOSE IS ALL CLOGGED.
417 00:21:11,338 00:21:13,906 - TYPICAL. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. - TYPICAL. TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
418 00:21:16,809 00:21:19,245 WE PUSH PAST THE RIGHT CLAVICLE WE PUSH PAST THE RIGHT CLAVICLE
419 00:21:19,312 00:21:21,481 AND THROUGH THE LEFT VENTRICLE, AND THROUGH THE LEFT VENTRICLE,
420 00:21:21,548 00:21:23,282 OUT THE ORAL ORIFICE, OUT THE ORAL ORIFICE,
421 00:21:23,350 00:21:25,217 AND TA DA! AND TA DA!
422 00:21:25,284 00:21:26,386 - HOW DID YOU DO THAT? - HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
423 00:21:26,453 00:21:28,621 - I'M A FULLY LICENSED MIDWIFE. - I'M A FULLY LICENSED MIDWIFE.
424 00:21:28,688 00:21:31,023 - AND THIS WHOLE TIME, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW N-N-NOTHIN' - AND THIS WHOLE TIME, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW N-N-NOTHIN'
425 00:21:31,090 00:21:32,392 ABOUT BIRTHIN' NO BABIES. ABOUT BIRTHIN' NO BABIES.
426 00:21:32,459 00:21:35,094 OK, LOCK ON. STAND CLEAR. OK, LOCK ON. STAND CLEAR.
427 00:21:35,161 00:21:37,597 - I AM STANDING CLEAR. - I AM STANDING CLEAR.
428 00:21:37,664 00:21:40,032 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM, ARE YOU? YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM, ARE YOU?
429 00:21:40,099 00:21:44,471 - HA HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT. WHAT KIND OF FINK WOULD DO THAT? - HA HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT. WHAT KIND OF FINK WOULD DO THAT?
430 00:21:44,537 00:21:47,607 - HA HA! YOU KNOW ME. ALWAYS FULL OF FUN. - HA HA! YOU KNOW ME. ALWAYS FULL OF FUN.
431 00:21:58,385 00:22:00,487 DID I MISS THE GREAT PUMPKIN? DID I MISS THE GREAT PUMPKIN?
432 00:22:00,553 00:22:02,655 DID HE LEAVE US ANY TOYS? DID HE LEAVE US ANY TOYS?
433 00:22:02,722 00:22:05,157 - A-A-ARE YOU OK, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? - A-A-ARE YOU OK, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
434 00:22:05,224 00:22:06,459 - NEVER FELT BETTER. - NEVER FELT BETTER.
435 00:22:06,526 00:22:08,194 HMM, WHAT HAPPENED TO KOO KOO? HMM, WHAT HAPPENED TO KOO KOO?
436 00:22:08,260 00:22:12,365 - LET'S JUST SAY HE'S ABOUT TO MEET HIS N-N-NEW BEST BUDDY. - LET'S JUST SAY HE'S ABOUT TO MEET HIS N-N-NEW BEST BUDDY.
437 00:22:14,567 00:22:16,969 - WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, LITTLE ONE? - WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, LITTLE ONE?
438 00:22:17,036 00:22:21,908 WHY, AREN'T YOU JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING? WHY, AREN'T YOU JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING?
439 00:22:21,974 00:22:23,576 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! - HEE HEE HEE HEE!
440 00:22:23,643 00:22:25,745 - WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER. - WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.
441 00:22:26,446 00:22:29,048 - RHARR! HA HA HA! - RHARR! HA HA HA!