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1 00:00:05,639 00:00:11,112 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,747 00:00:20,054 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,722 00:00:28,028 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,499 00:00:36,204 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
5 00:00:38,539 00:00:44,445 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
6 00:00:47,181 00:00:53,287 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:01:14,074 00:01:16,477 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
8 00:01:21,682 00:01:23,717 - WHEE! - WHEE!
9 00:01:24,685 00:01:26,354 WHOA! WHOA!
10 00:01:27,921 00:01:31,759 - THE FEARLESS SPACE CAPTAIN IS OUT OF BOTH TIME AND LUCK. - THE FEARLESS SPACE CAPTAIN IS OUT OF BOTH TIME AND LUCK.
11 00:01:31,825 00:01:35,329 HE COMMANDS HIS CREW TO GIVE HIM MORE POWER! HE COMMANDS HIS CREW TO GIVE HIM MORE POWER!
12 00:01:35,396 00:01:38,065 - OH, CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE HAS. - OH, CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE HAS.
13 00:01:38,132 00:01:40,534 - WELL, IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. - WELL, IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
14 00:01:40,601 00:01:43,471 - SIR, THE ENEMY IS CHARGING THEIR WEAPONS. - SIR, THE ENEMY IS CHARGING THEIR WEAPONS.
15 00:01:43,537 00:01:45,506 - IN A LAST-DITCH ATTEMPT TO SAVE HIS SHIP, - IN A LAST-DITCH ATTEMPT TO SAVE HIS SHIP,
16 00:01:45,573 00:01:49,076 THE CAPTAIN FIRES HIS LAST REMAINING BLUNDER BOB! THE CAPTAIN FIRES HIS LAST REMAINING BLUNDER BOB!
17 00:01:49,143 00:01:50,778 - BLUNDER AWAY! - BLUNDER AWAY!
18 00:01:55,616 00:01:58,886 - AH, MY VACATION HOME IS FINALLY FINISHED. - AH, MY VACATION HOME IS FINALLY FINISHED.
19 00:01:58,952 00:02:02,223 A PLACE WHERE I CAN ESCAPE MY 9:00 TO 5:00 A PLACE WHERE I CAN ESCAPE MY 9:00 TO 5:00
20 00:02:02,290 00:02:04,225 AND ENJOY SOME SOLACE AND ENJOY SOME SOLACE
21 00:02:04,292 00:02:07,295 IN THE PEACEFUL BOUNTY OF NATURE. IN THE PEACEFUL BOUNTY OF NATURE.
22 00:02:12,065 00:02:13,667 DODGERS. DODGERS.
23 00:02:13,734 00:02:15,903 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
24 00:02:15,969 00:02:18,706 - ONCE AGAIN, THE GALAXY IS SAVED BY... - ONCE AGAIN, THE GALAXY IS SAVED BY...
25 00:02:18,772 00:02:22,743 DUMB DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY! DUMB DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY!
26 00:02:22,810 00:02:26,347 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
27 00:02:26,414 00:02:29,049 - N-N-NOW, CHILDREN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO... - N-N-NOW, CHILDREN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO...
28 00:02:29,116 00:02:31,319 (BANGING) (BANGING)
29 00:02:33,821 00:02:34,788 OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.
30 00:02:34,855 00:02:36,089 - (RUMBLING) - (RUMBLING)
31 00:02:36,156 00:02:37,591 I'M HUNGRY. I'M HUNGRY.
32 00:02:37,658 00:02:40,628 - HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE FOOD SYNTHESIZER. - HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE FOOD SYNTHESIZER.
33 00:02:40,694 00:02:41,695 - HOORAY! - HOORAY!
34 00:02:42,763 00:02:44,698 - OOH! - OOH!
35 00:02:44,765 00:02:47,701 - OH, WISE AND MYSTIC FOOD SYNTHESIZER, - OH, WISE AND MYSTIC FOOD SYNTHESIZER,
36 00:02:47,768 00:02:51,305 PLEASE HONOR US WITH YOUR SUMPTUOUS COMESTIBLES. PLEASE HONOR US WITH YOUR SUMPTUOUS COMESTIBLES.
37 00:02:51,372 00:02:53,040 - WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME? - WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME?
38 00:02:53,106 00:02:54,408 - MACARONI AND CHEESE. - MACARONI AND CHEESE.
39 00:02:54,475 00:02:55,876 - I WANT A BANANA SPLIT. - I WANT A BANANA SPLIT.
40 00:02:55,943 00:02:59,613 - I THINK I'LL HAVE TWO BLUEBERRY PIES. - I THINK I'LL HAVE TWO BLUEBERRY PIES.
41 00:02:59,680 00:03:00,848 - AS YOU WISH. - AS YOU WISH.
42 00:03:10,324 00:03:12,860 - HEY, WHY DID YOU ORDER TWO PIES? - HEY, WHY DID YOU ORDER TWO PIES?
43 00:03:12,926 00:03:14,595 - WELL, ONE'S FOR EATING... - WELL, ONE'S FOR EATING...
44 00:03:15,763 00:03:17,731 AND THE OTHER ONE'S FOR THROWING. AND THE OTHER ONE'S FOR THROWING.
45 00:03:19,433 00:03:21,935 - OOH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT. - OOH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT.
46 00:03:22,002 00:03:23,271 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
47 00:03:26,173 00:03:29,943 OOH. OOH.
48 00:03:30,010 00:03:31,211 - HA! YOU MISSED ME. - HA! YOU MISSED ME.
49 00:03:31,279 00:03:33,781 - YOO-HOO! - YOO-HOO!
50 00:03:34,715 00:03:35,783 - GET BACK HERE! - GET BACK HERE!
51 00:03:35,849 00:03:38,185 - I'LL MURDER YOU, YOU LOUSY BUM. - I'LL MURDER YOU, YOU LOUSY BUM.
52 00:03:38,252 00:03:39,453 - M-M-MAYBE CAPTAIN DODGERS - M-M-MAYBE CAPTAIN DODGERS
53 00:03:39,520 00:03:42,055 W-W-WON'T EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE HERE. W-W-WON'T EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE HERE.
54 00:03:42,122 00:03:44,458 - * OH, CADET * - * OH, CADET *
55 00:03:46,460 00:03:49,897 MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT, BUDDY? MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT, BUDDY?
56 00:03:49,963 00:03:51,932 - W-W-WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - W-W-WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
57 00:03:53,301 00:03:55,403 Y-Y-YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU? Y-Y-YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU?
58 00:03:55,469 00:04:00,308 - GET THOSE PRECIOUS LITTLE PUNKS OFF MY SHIP. - GET THOSE PRECIOUS LITTLE PUNKS OFF MY SHIP.
59 00:04:00,374 00:04:01,842 - BUT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS - BUT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS
60 00:04:01,909 00:04:03,877 WILL ONLY BE VISITING FOR A SHORT TIME, WILL ONLY BE VISITING FOR A SHORT TIME,
61 00:04:03,944 00:04:06,814 AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY ARE INNOCENT LITTLE ANGELS. AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY ARE INNOCENT LITTLE ANGELS.
62 00:04:06,880 00:04:08,382 - I FOUND THIS SECRET STASH OF MAGAZINES - I FOUND THIS SECRET STASH OF MAGAZINES
63 00:04:08,449 00:04:10,250 UNDER CAPTAIN DODGERS' BED. UNDER CAPTAIN DODGERS' BED.
64 00:04:10,318 00:04:11,885 - (QUACKING) - (QUACKING)
65 00:04:11,952 00:04:13,954 - COOL. - COOL.
66 00:04:14,021 00:04:15,022 - (GULP) - (GULP)
67 00:04:15,088 00:04:17,224 D-D-DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT. D-D-DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT.
68 00:04:17,291 00:04:20,561 OH, PORKO, PUERCO, AND SOW! OH, PORKO, PUERCO, AND SOW!
69 00:04:20,628 00:04:22,896 DO YOU KIDS WANT TO HEAR A STORY? DO YOU KIDS WANT TO HEAR A STORY?
70 00:04:22,963 00:04:24,632 - NO. STORIES ARE STUPID. - NO. STORIES ARE STUPID.
71 00:04:24,698 00:04:27,100 - I WANT TO SHOW MY DISRESPECT FOR OTHERS BY SMASHING STUFF! - I WANT TO SHOW MY DISRESPECT FOR OTHERS BY SMASHING STUFF!
72 00:04:27,167 00:04:30,338 - I WANT TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY! - I WANT TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY!
73 00:04:30,404 00:04:32,005 - AND I WANT TO CONTINUE ACTING OUT - AND I WANT TO CONTINUE ACTING OUT
74 00:04:32,072 00:04:33,741 DUE TO MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM. DUE TO MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM.
75 00:04:33,807 00:04:37,345 - B-B-BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS. - B-B-BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
76 00:04:37,411 00:04:39,480 - WHAT IS THAT THING? - WHAT IS THAT THING?
77 00:04:39,547 00:04:42,015 - T-T-THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION WAND, - T-T-THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION WAND,
78 00:04:42,082 00:04:44,485 AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO TELL YOU A STORY AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO TELL YOU A STORY
79 00:04:44,552 00:04:46,820 ALL ABOUT M-M-ME. ALL ABOUT M-M-ME.
80 00:04:46,887 00:04:50,824 - OH, GREAT...A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE ABOUT THE SIDEKICK. - OH, GREAT...A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE ABOUT THE SIDEKICK.
81 00:04:50,891 00:04:53,861 - NOW, T-T-THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN MEETS THE EYE, - NOW, T-T-THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN MEETS THE EYE,
82 00:04:53,927 00:04:56,930 AND IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS BOOK. AND IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS BOOK.
83 00:05:04,137 00:05:05,906 - "ONCE UPON A TIME, - "ONCE UPON A TIME,
84 00:05:05,973 00:05:09,877 "A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLANET FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. "A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLANET FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
85 00:05:09,943 00:05:12,880 "THE EVIL ARCHDUKE ZAG LAID CLAIM TO THE LAND "THE EVIL ARCHDUKE ZAG LAID CLAIM TO THE LAND
86 00:05:12,946 00:05:16,750 "AND RULED ITS PEOPLE LIKE A TYRANT. "AND RULED ITS PEOPLE LIKE A TYRANT.
87 00:05:16,817 00:05:20,888 "HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO IMPRISON THE INNOCENT, THEN LAUGH. "HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO IMPRISON THE INNOCENT, THEN LAUGH.
88 00:05:20,954 00:05:22,356 "RUFFIAN! "RUFFIAN!
89 00:05:22,423 00:05:24,358 "THEN ZAG FORCED THE POOREST OF CITIZENS "THEN ZAG FORCED THE POOREST OF CITIZENS
90 00:05:24,425 00:05:26,427 "TO PAY A BURDENSOME TAX! "TO PAY A BURDENSOME TAX!
91 00:05:26,494 00:05:28,496 "MOST UNFAIR! "MOST UNFAIR!
92 00:05:28,562 00:05:30,097 "AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, "AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
93 00:05:30,163 00:05:33,200 "ZAG CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ROYAL WALLPAPER "ZAG CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ROYAL WALLPAPER
94 00:05:33,266 00:05:35,503 "FROM ITS BELOVED PALE MAUVE "FROM ITS BELOVED PALE MAUVE
95 00:05:35,569 00:05:39,239 "TO A HIDEOUS AND DISTASTEFUL PUCE. "TO A HIDEOUS AND DISTASTEFUL PUCE.
96 00:05:39,306 00:05:40,541 "REALLY! "REALLY!
97 00:05:40,608 00:05:41,875 "SO A CRY WENT OUT "SO A CRY WENT OUT
98 00:05:41,942 00:05:43,411 "FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PLANET "FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PLANET
99 00:05:43,477 00:05:45,178 "TO THEIR GREATEST CHAMPION, "TO THEIR GREATEST CHAMPION,
100 00:05:45,245 00:05:47,715 BEGGING HIM TO RETURN." BEGGING HIM TO RETURN."
101 00:05:59,927 00:06:02,062 - SO, THEY CALLED YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME WORLD, HUH? - SO, THEY CALLED YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME WORLD, HUH?
102 00:06:02,129 00:06:04,097 - T-T-THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS MUCH TROUBLE - T-T-THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS MUCH TROUBLE
103 00:06:04,164 00:06:06,934 AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ASSUME MY STATION. AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ASSUME MY STATION.
104 00:06:07,000 00:06:09,269 - WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR STUPID PLANET AGAIN... - WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR STUPID PLANET AGAIN...
105 00:06:09,336 00:06:10,571 OINKA 7? OINKA 7?
106 00:06:10,638 00:06:12,239 - S-SWINUS 9. - S-SWINUS 9.
107 00:06:12,305 00:06:14,007 - CARNITAS 11? - CARNITAS 11?
108 00:06:14,074 00:06:15,576 - S-SWINUS 9. - S-SWINUS 9.
109 00:06:15,643 00:06:17,678 - FARMER JOHNINTON THE 33rd. - FARMER JOHNINTON THE 33rd.
110 00:06:17,745 00:06:19,680 - HA HA! OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, - HA HA! OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
111 00:06:19,747 00:06:21,582 Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH ME. Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH ME.
112 00:06:21,649 00:06:23,517 - I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES. - I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES.
113 00:06:23,584 00:06:25,753 BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT TOO EXCITED BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT TOO EXCITED
114 00:06:25,819 00:06:28,355 ABOUT GOING TO A PLANET RUN BY PIGS. ABOUT GOING TO A PLANET RUN BY PIGS.
115 00:06:28,422 00:06:30,524 I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH? I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH?
116 00:06:30,591 00:06:33,226 ALL THOSE FAT, SWEATY, STINKY BODIES. ALL THOSE FAT, SWEATY, STINKY BODIES.
117 00:06:33,293 00:06:36,329 YOUR PEOPLE HAVE INVENTED THE DEODORANT, HAVEN'T THEY? YOUR PEOPLE HAVE INVENTED THE DEODORANT, HAVEN'T THEY?
118 00:06:36,396 00:06:37,565 - OH, I GET IT. - OH, I GET IT.
119 00:06:37,631 00:06:38,966 Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME AGAIN. Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME AGAIN.
120 00:06:39,032 00:06:41,635 - NO, I'M NOT. I'M VERY, VERY SERIOUS. - NO, I'M NOT. I'M VERY, VERY SERIOUS.
121 00:06:41,702 00:06:43,236 - D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN DODGERS. - D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
122 00:06:43,303 00:06:46,106 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE P-P-PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE P-P-PLEASANTLY SURPRISED.
123 00:06:55,382 00:06:56,917 I-I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE. I-I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE.
124 00:06:56,984 00:06:58,686 T-T-THERE'S SOME STUFF I GOT TO GET IN THE BACK. T-T-THERE'S SOME STUFF I GOT TO GET IN THE BACK.
125 00:06:58,752 00:07:00,821 - DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE OUT THERE FOR LONG. - DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE OUT THERE FOR LONG.
126 00:07:00,888 00:07:04,157 YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF PIGS. YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF PIGS.
127 00:07:04,224 00:07:09,429 WOW! PALATIAL PALACES, GLEAMING SPIRES, GOLDEN DOMES... WOW! PALATIAL PALACES, GLEAMING SPIRES, GOLDEN DOMES...
128 00:07:09,497 00:07:11,732 THESE SWINE REALLY KNOW HOW TO LIVE. THESE SWINE REALLY KNOW HOW TO LIVE.
129 00:07:11,799 00:07:14,334 - HUZZAH! HE HAS ARRIVED. - HUZZAH! HE HAS ARRIVED.
130 00:07:14,401 00:07:15,903 - AT EASE, HOGS. - AT EASE, HOGS.
131 00:07:15,969 00:07:18,639 SIMPLY ADDRESS ME AS CAPTAIN DODGERS. SIMPLY ADDRESS ME AS CAPTAIN DODGERS.
132 00:07:23,276 00:07:24,578 ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT. ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT.
133 00:07:24,645 00:07:27,114 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU WALKING PORK CHOPS? WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU WALKING PORK CHOPS?
134 00:07:27,180 00:07:28,882 HUH? HUH?
135 00:07:30,484 00:07:32,052 - YOUR HIGHNESS. - YOUR HIGHNESS.
136 00:07:32,119 00:07:33,554 - YOUR HIGHNESS? - YOUR HIGHNESS?
137 00:07:33,621 00:07:35,623 - G-G-GREETINGS, AMBASSADOR PORKWELLINGTON. - G-G-GREETINGS, AMBASSADOR PORKWELLINGTON.
138 00:07:35,689 00:07:39,527 - IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU SO WELL, MY LIEGE. - IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU SO WELL, MY LIEGE.
139 00:07:39,593 00:07:42,630 BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG
140 00:07:42,696 00:07:45,032 IS UP TO NO GOOD. IS UP TO NO GOOD.
141 00:07:45,098 00:07:48,068 - ZAG. I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR HIM. - ZAG. I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR HIM.
142 00:07:48,135 00:07:49,837 W-W-WHERE IS MY COUSIN? W-W-WHERE IS MY COUSIN?
143 00:07:49,903 00:07:53,140 - HE WENT INTO HIDING THE MOMENT HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING. - HE WENT INTO HIDING THE MOMENT HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING.
144 00:07:53,206 00:07:55,142 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP.
145 00:07:55,208 00:07:57,811 LUCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO! LUCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO!
146 00:07:57,878 00:07:59,446 - I-I-I'M THE NEXT IN LINE - I-I-I'M THE NEXT IN LINE
147 00:07:59,513 00:08:01,782 FOR THE ROYAL THRONE OF S-SWINUS 9. FOR THE ROYAL THRONE OF S-SWINUS 9.
148 00:08:01,849 00:08:03,551 M-M-MY COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG M-M-MY COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG
149 00:08:03,617 00:08:05,553 HAS BEEN RULING IN M-M-MY ABSENCE. HAS BEEN RULING IN M-M-MY ABSENCE.
150 00:08:05,619 00:08:06,954 - ROYAL THRONE? - ROYAL THRONE?
151 00:08:07,020 00:08:09,256 YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?
152 00:08:09,322 00:08:12,793 - PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE ISN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE. - PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE ISN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE.
153 00:08:12,860 00:08:15,796 - Q-Q-QUICKLY, THEN, TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE. - Q-Q-QUICKLY, THEN, TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE.
154 00:08:19,199 00:08:21,368 M-M-MY FIRST ACT AS THE NEW REGENT M-M-MY FIRST ACT AS THE NEW REGENT
155 00:08:21,434 00:08:23,904 IS TO FREE ZAG'S PRISONERS. IS TO FREE ZAG'S PRISONERS.
156 00:08:24,672 00:08:26,439 - HOORAY! - HOORAY!
157 00:08:26,506 00:08:29,543 - M-MY SECOND ACT IS TO RETURN ZAG'S TAX TO THE POOR. - M-MY SECOND ACT IS TO RETURN ZAG'S TAX TO THE POOR.
158 00:08:29,610 00:08:31,278 - HOORAY! - HOORAY!
159 00:08:31,344 00:08:34,447 - AND MY THIRD ACT IS TO RETURN THE P-P-PALACE WALLPAPER - AND MY THIRD ACT IS TO RETURN THE P-P-PALACE WALLPAPER
160 00:08:34,514 00:08:37,585 TO ITS ORIGINAL P-P-PALE MAUVE HUE. TO ITS ORIGINAL P-P-PALE MAUVE HUE.
161 00:08:39,252 00:08:40,688 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
162 00:08:40,754 00:08:43,857 - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
163 00:08:43,924 00:08:47,160 HEY, CADET, DIG MY FANCY NEW THREADS. HEY, CADET, DIG MY FANCY NEW THREADS.
164 00:08:47,227 00:08:49,997 - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
165 00:08:50,063 00:08:52,432 - WHY, I'M YOUR NEW GRAND BRASSIERE. - WHY, I'M YOUR NEW GRAND BRASSIERE.
166 00:08:52,499 00:08:55,102 YOU KNOW, MAJOR-DOMO; CONSIGLIERE. YOU KNOW, MAJOR-DOMO; CONSIGLIERE.
167 00:08:55,168 00:08:58,105 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SCREW THIS UP. SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SCREW THIS UP.
168 00:08:58,171 00:09:00,774 - B-B-BUT I D-D-DON'T... - B-B-BUT I D-D-DON'T...
169 00:09:00,841 00:09:03,143 - SAVE YOUR STRENGTH, MY DEAR LAD. - SAVE YOUR STRENGTH, MY DEAR LAD.
170 00:09:03,210 00:09:06,747 YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDING. YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDING.
171 00:09:06,814 00:09:09,216 - M-M-M-MY ROYAL WEDDING? - M-M-M-MY ROYAL WEDDING?
172 00:09:09,282 00:09:12,720 - AS THE LAW DECLARES, YOU MUST MARRY PRINCESS INCENSE - AS THE LAW DECLARES, YOU MUST MARRY PRINCESS INCENSE
173 00:09:12,786 00:09:15,155 TO FORMALLY TAKE YOUR PLACE AS KING. TO FORMALLY TAKE YOUR PLACE AS KING.
174 00:09:15,222 00:09:18,592 THE ROYAL WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN. THE ROYAL WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN.
175 00:09:18,659 00:09:20,928 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
176 00:09:22,663 00:09:24,798 - MY LITTLE GUY'S GETTING MARRIED. - MY LITTLE GUY'S GETTING MARRIED.
177 00:09:24,865 00:09:27,134 MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE THEM BIG SHRIMP! MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE THEM BIG SHRIMP!
178 00:09:37,044 00:09:39,146 (ORGAN PLAYING) (ORGAN PLAYING)
179 00:09:42,582 00:09:44,017 - I D-D-DON'T KNOW - I D-D-DON'T KNOW
180 00:09:44,084 00:09:45,986 IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CAPTAIN DODGERS. IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
181 00:09:46,053 00:09:48,622 - DON'T TELL ME YOUR PICKLED PIG FEET ARE GETTING COLD. - DON'T TELL ME YOUR PICKLED PIG FEET ARE GETTING COLD.
182 00:09:48,689 00:09:51,224 - I N-N-NEVER WANTED TO RULE SWINUS 9. - I N-N-NEVER WANTED TO RULE SWINUS 9.
183 00:09:51,291 00:09:53,493 I C-C-CHOSE TO JOIN THE PROTECTORATE I C-C-CHOSE TO JOIN THE PROTECTORATE
184 00:09:53,560 00:09:55,362 AND SEE THE UNIVERSE. AND SEE THE UNIVERSE.
185 00:09:55,428 00:09:58,732 - THE UNIVERSE. BIG DEAL! WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS? - THE UNIVERSE. BIG DEAL! WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS?
186 00:09:58,799 00:10:00,233 - P-P-PRINCESS INCENSE - P-P-PRINCESS INCENSE
187 00:10:00,300 00:10:02,135 WAS SELECTED TO BE MY M-M-MATE AT MY BIRTH. WAS SELECTED TO BE MY M-M-MATE AT MY BIRTH.
188 00:10:02,202 00:10:05,238 I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE, AT MY F-F-FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY. I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE, AT MY F-F-FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
189 00:10:05,305 00:10:06,539 - WELL, WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? - WELL, WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?
190 00:10:06,606 00:10:08,141 - I D-D-DON'T KNOW. - I D-D-DON'T KNOW.
191 00:10:08,208 00:10:10,343 ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT D-D-DEBBIE DUGGER ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT D-D-DEBBIE DUGGER
192 00:10:10,410 00:10:12,179 THREW UP IN THE PUNCH. THREW UP IN THE PUNCH.
193 00:10:12,245 00:10:15,248 - TOO LATE, CASANOVA. THE PARTY'S STARTING. - TOO LATE, CASANOVA. THE PARTY'S STARTING.
194 00:10:19,519 00:10:22,856 WOW. SHE'S ONE BARBECUTIE. WOW. SHE'S ONE BARBECUTIE.
195 00:10:22,923 00:10:24,224 - Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. - Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
196 00:10:24,291 00:10:27,828 SHE IS KIND OF C-C-C... SHE'S HOT. SHE IS KIND OF C-C-C... SHE'S HOT.
197 00:10:30,330 00:10:32,733 - YEAH, THEY ALL START OUT THAT WAY. - YEAH, THEY ALL START OUT THAT WAY.
198 00:10:32,800 00:10:34,735 THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP ALL ALONE THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP ALL ALONE
199 00:10:34,802 00:10:36,770 AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EMPTY HOUSE AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EMPTY HOUSE
200 00:10:36,837 00:10:39,106 HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR. HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR.
201 00:10:39,172 00:10:40,941 I'M NOT BITTER! I'M NOT BITTER!
202 00:10:46,113 00:10:48,882 - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE
203 00:10:48,949 00:10:50,984 TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY
204 00:10:51,051 00:10:55,122 THIS PIG PRINCE AND PIG PRINCESS. THIS PIG PRINCE AND PIG PRINCESS.
205 00:10:57,657 00:11:00,193 - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
206 00:11:00,260 00:11:03,596 - IF I CAN'T MARRY YOU AND BE KING, NO ONE WILL! - IF I CAN'T MARRY YOU AND BE KING, NO ONE WILL!
207 00:11:03,663 00:11:05,532 - HE'S S-S-STOLEN MY PRINCESS. - HE'S S-S-STOLEN MY PRINCESS.
208 00:11:05,598 00:11:08,601 - IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! - IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED!
209 00:11:08,668 00:11:09,937 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
210 00:11:10,003 00:11:12,773 IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED!
211 00:11:12,840 00:11:15,242 - NOW HE'S STEALING MY LINES! - NOW HE'S STEALING MY LINES!
212 00:11:15,308 00:11:17,377 - SAVE ME, MY PRINCE. - SAVE ME, MY PRINCE.
213 00:11:18,645 00:11:21,681 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
214 00:11:25,518 00:11:30,257 - DON'T JUMP! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SOWS IN THE SEA. - DON'T JUMP! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SOWS IN THE SEA.
215 00:11:30,323 00:11:31,992 - (WHISTLING) - (WHISTLING)
216 00:11:33,360 00:11:34,294 - (GASPING) - (GASPING)
217 00:11:34,361 00:11:37,097 AND ON HIS WEDDING DAY! AND ON HIS WEDDING DAY!
218 00:11:37,164 00:11:39,399 NOOOO! NOOOO!
219 00:11:42,435 00:11:43,904 - SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED? - SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
220 00:11:43,971 00:11:45,372 - YEAH! DID YOU FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM? - YEAH! DID YOU FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM?
221 00:11:45,438 00:11:47,707 - OR DID YOU RESCUE THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? - OR DID YOU RESCUE THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS?
222 00:11:47,775 00:11:49,242 - OH, Y-Y-YOU KIDS - OH, Y-Y-YOU KIDS
223 00:11:49,309 00:11:52,279 DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF T-T-THIS STORY... DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF T-T-THIS STORY...
224 00:11:52,345 00:11:53,847 D-D-DO YOU? D-D-DO YOU?
225 00:11:53,914 00:11:56,884 - YES! TELL US! TELL US! TELL US! - YES! TELL US! TELL US! TELL US!
226 00:11:56,950 00:11:59,519 - OH, ALL RIGHT. - OH, ALL RIGHT.
227 00:11:59,586 00:12:01,989 - NOOOO! - NOOOO!
228 00:12:02,055 00:12:04,191 OH, THE HUMANITY. OH, THE HUMANITY.
229 00:12:04,257 00:12:07,060 (CRYING) (CRYING)
230 00:12:07,127 00:12:10,063 HOW LONG WERE YOU GOING TO LET ME HOWL IN GRIEF? HOW LONG WERE YOU GOING TO LET ME HOWL IN GRIEF?
231 00:12:10,130 00:12:11,631 - N-N-NOT TOO MUCH LONGER. - N-N-NOT TOO MUCH LONGER.
232 00:12:11,698 00:12:12,565 WE GOTTA GET A MOVE ON. WE GOTTA GET A MOVE ON.
233 00:12:12,632 00:12:15,068 L-L-LET'S FLY. L-L-LET'S FLY.
234 00:12:19,406 00:12:21,074 T-T-THERE THEY ARE. T-T-THERE THEY ARE.
235 00:12:22,675 00:12:24,144 I-I GOT AN IDEA. I-I GOT AN IDEA.
236 00:12:27,380 00:12:29,149 HANG ON. HANG ON.
237 00:12:32,219 00:12:35,088 - SAY, THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY FANCY MANEUVERS. - SAY, THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY FANCY MANEUVERS.
238 00:12:35,155 00:12:37,991 - N-N-NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE. I PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES. - N-N-NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE. I PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES.
239 00:12:38,058 00:12:39,359 - WHAT KIND OF MOVE ARE YOU GONNA PULL - WHAT KIND OF MOVE ARE YOU GONNA PULL
240 00:12:39,426 00:12:42,362 TO AVOID HITTING THAT FLOWER STAND? TO AVOID HITTING THAT FLOWER STAND?
241 00:12:42,429 00:12:44,131 - WHOOPS. - WHOOPS.
242 00:12:49,202 00:12:51,638 - WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRICK! - WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRICK!
243 00:12:51,704 00:12:53,240 - UM, YEAH. - UM, YEAH.
244 00:12:53,306 00:12:57,410 N-N-NOW TO SURPRISE ZAG AND R-R-RESCUE THE PRINCESS. N-N-NOW TO SURPRISE ZAG AND R-R-RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
245 00:13:01,014 00:13:06,086 HALT IN THE NAME OF IMPERIAL T-T-TRAFFIC COURT 839. HALT IN THE NAME OF IMPERIAL T-T-TRAFFIC COURT 839.
246 00:13:06,153 00:13:07,554 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING - YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING
247 00:13:07,620 00:13:09,189 WITH A LITTLE MORE BITE TO IT. WITH A LITTLE MORE BITE TO IT.
248 00:13:09,256 00:13:12,192 - W-W-WE TAKE OUR TRAFFIC LAWS V-V-VERY SERIOUSLY. - W-W-WE TAKE OUR TRAFFIC LAWS V-V-VERY SERIOUSLY.
249 00:13:12,259 00:13:18,031 - HA HA HA! YOUR PUNY TRAFFIC COURTS WILL NEVER CONTAIN ME! - HA HA HA! YOUR PUNY TRAFFIC COURTS WILL NEVER CONTAIN ME!
250 00:13:18,098 00:13:20,367 - HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK ON THIS CARPET? - HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK ON THIS CARPET?
251 00:13:20,433 00:13:22,402 - W-W-WE CAN TRY THE OLD ALLEY-OOP. - W-W-WE CAN TRY THE OLD ALLEY-OOP.
252 00:13:22,469 00:13:24,371 - THE LAST TIME WE TRIED THE OLD ALLEY-OOP, - THE LAST TIME WE TRIED THE OLD ALLEY-OOP,
253 00:13:24,437 00:13:27,107 I WOUND UP IN TRACTION FOR 6 MONTHS. I WOUND UP IN TRACTION FOR 6 MONTHS.
254 00:13:27,174 00:13:29,076 - I P-P-PROMISE TO BE MORE CAREFUL. - I P-P-PROMISE TO BE MORE CAREFUL.
255 00:13:29,142 00:13:31,278 - ALL RIGHT, ON 3. - ALL RIGHT, ON 3.
256 00:13:31,344 00:13:34,081 - 1, 2, 3! - 1, 2, 3!
257 00:13:34,147 00:13:35,849 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKS! - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKS!
258 00:13:35,916 00:13:37,317 - T-T-THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TIME - T-T-THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TIME
259 00:13:37,384 00:13:39,786 I DIDN'T USE T-T-THE BUTTER AND THUMBTACKS. I DIDN'T USE T-T-THE BUTTER AND THUMBTACKS.
260 00:13:39,853 00:13:42,455 N-NOW, TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS! N-NOW, TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS!
261 00:13:44,391 00:13:46,659 - WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM AT THIS RATE. - WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM AT THIS RATE.
262 00:13:46,726 00:13:48,228 POOR KID NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. POOR KID NEEDS A LITTLE HELP.
263 00:13:48,295 00:13:51,431 THIS ROCKET BOOSTER SHOULD DO THE TRICK. THIS ROCKET BOOSTER SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
264 00:13:52,665 00:13:54,134 THERE. THERE.
265 00:13:59,439 00:14:01,774 - WOW, T-T-THAT ROCKET JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. - WOW, T-T-THAT ROCKET JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
266 00:14:01,841 00:14:03,310 IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD. IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
267 00:14:03,376 00:14:06,246 - PROBABLY JUST SOME OVERENTHUSIASTIC ROYAL WATCHERS - PROBABLY JUST SOME OVERENTHUSIASTIC ROYAL WATCHERS
268 00:14:06,313 00:14:08,548 CELEBRATING YOUR WEDDING WITH FIREWORKS... CELEBRATING YOUR WEDDING WITH FIREWORKS...
269 00:14:08,615 00:14:10,117 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
270 00:14:10,183 00:14:13,987 OH, NO! A FOOL SNAGGED THEIR ROCKET IN OUR CARPET. OH, NO! A FOOL SNAGGED THEIR ROCKET IN OUR CARPET.
271 00:14:14,054 00:14:15,855 YOU SHOULD MAKE A LAW AGAINST THAT. YOU SHOULD MAKE A LAW AGAINST THAT.
272 00:14:15,923 00:14:17,690 - W-W-WE'RE UNRAVELING! - W-W-WE'RE UNRAVELING!
273 00:14:17,757 00:14:21,228 - CURSE YOU, ROYAL WATCHERS! - CURSE YOU, ROYAL WATCHERS!
274 00:14:21,294 00:14:23,463 YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY KNITTING NEEDLES ON YOU, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY KNITTING NEEDLES ON YOU,
275 00:14:23,530 00:14:24,564 WOULD YOU? WOULD YOU?
276 00:14:29,736 00:14:30,971 - W-W-WATCH IT. - W-W-WATCH IT.
277 00:14:31,038 00:14:32,940 YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY EPAULETS. YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY EPAULETS.
278 00:14:33,006 00:14:35,042 - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZAG. - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZAG.
279 00:14:35,108 00:14:37,644 - OH, MY DEAR, DON'T BE SO CROSS. - OH, MY DEAR, DON'T BE SO CROSS.
280 00:14:37,710 00:14:42,549 AFTER ALL, THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. AFTER ALL, THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND.
281 00:14:42,615 00:14:46,019 - I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU, YOU DEVILED HAM! - I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU, YOU DEVILED HAM!
282 00:14:46,086 00:14:48,621 I'D SOONER DIE THAN BE YOUR BRIDE. I'D SOONER DIE THAN BE YOUR BRIDE.
283 00:14:48,688 00:14:51,591 - THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH. - THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH.
284 00:14:58,198 00:15:01,001 - WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO THE POWER CONVERTERS? - WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO THE POWER CONVERTERS?
285 00:15:01,068 00:15:02,535 - TAKE A LOOK. - TAKE A LOOK.
286 00:15:02,602 00:15:04,104 - (GASPING) - (GASPING)
287 00:15:04,171 00:15:07,140 - JUST ONE LITTLE NUDGE AND IT'S LAVA BATH TIME... - JUST ONE LITTLE NUDGE AND IT'S LAVA BATH TIME...
288 00:15:07,207 00:15:10,377 OR YOU COULD COME TO YOUR SENSES AND BE MY BRIDE. OR YOU COULD COME TO YOUR SENSES AND BE MY BRIDE.
289 00:15:10,443 00:15:14,347 - HEY, HAM HOCK! WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! - HEY, HAM HOCK! WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
290 00:15:14,414 00:15:16,883 - UGH! - UGH!
291 00:15:16,950 00:15:20,053 ALL RIGHT, SHORTY, YOU AND ME. ALL RIGHT, SHORTY, YOU AND ME.
292 00:15:20,120 00:15:21,654 - C-C-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS. - C-C-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
293 00:15:21,721 00:15:23,856 - YOU CAN HANDLE THIS YOURSELF, RIGHT? - YOU CAN HANDLE THIS YOURSELF, RIGHT?
294 00:15:23,923 00:15:27,727 - S-SURE. I'LL FIGHT ZAG. Y-Y-YOU UNTIE THE PRINCESS. - S-SURE. I'LL FIGHT ZAG. Y-Y-YOU UNTIE THE PRINCESS.
295 00:15:27,794 00:15:30,130 - SOUNDS FAIR. - SOUNDS FAIR.
296 00:15:30,197 00:15:31,764 - I HOPE YOU REALIZE - I HOPE YOU REALIZE
297 00:15:31,831 00:15:34,534 T-T-THAT I LETTERED IN LASER SABERS IN HIGH SCHOOL. T-T-THAT I LETTERED IN LASER SABERS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
298 00:15:34,601 00:15:37,437 (BOTH YELLING) (BOTH YELLING)
299 00:15:37,504 00:15:39,306 - (GRUNTING) - (GRUNTING)
300 00:15:41,808 00:15:44,477 - NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. - NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.
301 00:15:44,544 00:15:46,546 - HA HA! - HA HA!
302 00:15:46,613 00:15:49,082 - YAAH! - YAAH!
303 00:15:57,357 00:15:59,026 AAH! AAH!
304 00:15:59,092 00:16:00,393 (BOOM) (BOOM)
305 00:16:00,460 00:16:02,395 - NOT TO WORRY. THEY'RE BOTH STILL BREATHING. - NOT TO WORRY. THEY'RE BOTH STILL BREATHING.
306 00:16:02,462 00:16:06,366 - T-T-THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSON FOR THE DAY. - T-T-THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSON FOR THE DAY.
307 00:16:09,769 00:16:11,771 N-N-NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. N-N-NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
308 00:16:11,838 00:16:13,140 - HA HA! - HA HA!
309 00:16:13,206 00:16:15,275 - HEY, CADET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HEY, CADET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
310 00:16:15,342 00:16:17,344 - DON'T LET HIM GET UP! - DON'T LET HIM GET UP!
311 00:16:17,410 00:16:20,347 - THIS IS A FALSE ENDING... YOU KNOW, A MOMENTARY PAUSE - THIS IS A FALSE ENDING... YOU KNOW, A MOMENTARY PAUSE
312 00:16:20,413 00:16:22,382 WHERE THE HERO HAS THE UPPER HAND, WHERE THE HERO HAS THE UPPER HAND,
313 00:16:22,449 00:16:25,118 BUT THEN THE VILLAIN DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTED BUT THEN THE VILLAIN DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTED
314 00:16:25,185 00:16:27,320 OR REVEALS SOME SECRET DEVICE OR REVEALS SOME SECRET DEVICE
315 00:16:27,387 00:16:31,158 WHICH LEADS TO THE REAL DANGEROUS AND EXCITING CLIMAX. WHICH LEADS TO THE REAL DANGEROUS AND EXCITING CLIMAX.
316 00:16:31,224 00:16:34,461 I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE. I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE.
317 00:16:34,527 00:16:37,630 - Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR SLEEVE, D-D-DO YOU? - Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR SLEEVE, D-D-DO YOU?
318 00:16:37,697 00:16:39,899 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, DEAR COUSIN, - AS A MATTER OF FACT, DEAR COUSIN,
319 00:16:39,966 00:16:41,568 I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING A TECHNOLOGY I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING A TECHNOLOGY
320 00:16:41,634 00:16:44,937 WHICH ALLOWS THESE PIGNASIUM BRACERS OF LAVA CONTROL WHICH ALLOWS THESE PIGNASIUM BRACERS OF LAVA CONTROL
321 00:16:45,004 00:16:49,642 TO BEND ALL THERMODYNAMIC ENERGIES TO MY VERY WHIM. TO BEND ALL THERMODYNAMIC ENERGIES TO MY VERY WHIM.
322 00:16:49,709 00:16:50,810 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.
323 00:16:50,877 00:16:53,113 - NOW WITNESS MY MIGHT! - NOW WITNESS MY MIGHT!
324 00:16:53,180 00:16:56,583 I HAVE THE POWER! I HAVE THE POWER!
325 00:16:56,649 00:16:59,752 - SEE? I TOLD YOU HE HAD A SECRET DEVICE. - SEE? I TOLD YOU HE HAD A SECRET DEVICE.
326 00:16:59,819 00:17:01,654 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
327 00:17:16,236 00:17:18,305 - W-W-WOW. IMPRESSIVE. - W-W-WOW. IMPRESSIVE.
328 00:17:18,371 00:17:21,641 - WHY NOT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK! - WHY NOT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!
329 00:17:21,708 00:17:23,176 - (ROARING) - (ROARING)
330 00:17:23,243 00:17:25,745 - OH, NO. THAT MONSTER WILL TURN MY PRINCE - OH, NO. THAT MONSTER WILL TURN MY PRINCE
331 00:17:25,812 00:17:28,381 INTO AN EXTRA-CRISPY PORK RIND! INTO AN EXTRA-CRISPY PORK RIND!
332 00:17:28,448 00:17:30,183 - OK, THIS IS WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL - OK, THIS IS WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL
333 00:17:30,250 00:17:32,285 COMES UP WITH A SUPER-INTELLIGENT PLAN. COMES UP WITH A SUPER-INTELLIGENT PLAN.
334 00:17:32,352 00:17:34,187 - BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN. - BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN.
335 00:17:34,254 00:17:35,555 - YES, YOU CAN. - YES, YOU CAN.
336 00:17:35,622 00:17:37,924 DON'T YOU SEE? YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD IT INSIDE. DON'T YOU SEE? YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD IT INSIDE.
337 00:17:37,990 00:17:40,660 YOU JUST NEEDED THIS MOMENT OF CRISIS TO BRING IT OUT. YOU JUST NEEDED THIS MOMENT OF CRISIS TO BRING IT OUT.
338 00:17:40,727 00:17:44,797 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO HAVE AN IDEA! - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO HAVE AN IDEA!
339 00:17:44,864 00:17:47,234 FOLLOW ME. FOLLOW ME.
340 00:17:49,169 00:17:51,804 - (ROARING) - (ROARING)
341 00:17:51,871 00:17:55,608 - D-D-DID I MENTION I WAS ON THE V-V-VARSITY FENCING TEAM? - D-D-DID I MENTION I WAS ON THE V-V-VARSITY FENCING TEAM?
342 00:17:55,675 00:17:56,609 - ROAR? - ROAR?
343 00:17:56,676 00:17:59,179 - WE TOOK STATE. - WE TOOK STATE.
344 00:17:59,246 00:18:01,814 - (ROARING) - (ROARING)
345 00:18:01,881 00:18:05,485 I'M N-N-NOT AFRAID TO USE THESE THINGS. I'M N-N-NOT AFRAID TO USE THESE THINGS.
346 00:18:08,355 00:18:10,857 C-C-CANDLEHOLDERS OR PAPERWEIGHTS? C-C-CANDLEHOLDERS OR PAPERWEIGHTS?
347 00:18:10,923 00:18:14,761 G-G-GO AHEAD. TAKE THEM. T-T-THEY'RE HEAVY. HA HA! G-G-GO AHEAD. TAKE THEM. T-T-THEY'RE HEAVY. HA HA!
348 00:18:16,696 00:18:18,431 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
349 00:18:21,234 00:18:24,437 WHOA! WHOA!
350 00:18:27,073 00:18:30,410 - (ROARING) - (ROARING)
351 00:18:31,544 00:18:33,079 - ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, - ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
352 00:18:33,146 00:18:34,581 IF WE REDIRECT THE DYNAMIC MATRIX IF WE REDIRECT THE DYNAMIC MATRIX
353 00:18:34,647 00:18:37,650 AND ENERGIZE THE POWER STREAM TO 120%, AND ENERGIZE THE POWER STREAM TO 120%,
354 00:18:37,717 00:18:40,687 THE POWER CONVERTERS WILL TRANSFORM THE LAVA MONSTER THE POWER CONVERTERS WILL TRANSFORM THE LAVA MONSTER
355 00:18:40,753 00:18:43,323 INTO PURE ENERGY. INTO PURE ENERGY.
356 00:18:43,390 00:18:45,825 - OF COURSE. IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE! - OF COURSE. IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE!
357 00:18:45,892 00:18:46,959 WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?
358 00:18:47,026 00:18:48,961 - JUST PULL THAT SWITCH. - JUST PULL THAT SWITCH.
359 00:18:49,028 00:18:52,632 - ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BIG HEAVY ONE, DOESN'T IT? - ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BIG HEAVY ONE, DOESN'T IT?
360 00:18:52,699 00:18:54,467 - HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA!
361 00:18:54,534 00:18:56,903 - N-N-NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP... - N-N-NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP...
362 00:18:56,969 00:18:58,738 (GULP) (GULP)
363 00:18:58,805 00:19:01,741 - (ROARING) - (ROARING)
364 00:19:03,410 00:19:07,280 - HEY, PRINCESS, I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE. - HEY, PRINCESS, I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE.
365 00:19:07,347 00:19:09,282 NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND.
366 00:19:14,754 00:19:16,055 - IT'S WORKING! - IT'S WORKING!
367 00:19:16,122 00:19:18,858 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
368 00:19:31,771 00:19:33,840 - D-D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRACELETS. - D-D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRACELETS.
369 00:19:33,906 00:19:36,376 I'VE GOT A NEW PAIR FOR YOU. I'VE GOT A NEW PAIR FOR YOU.
370 00:19:36,443 00:19:40,146 - I HOPE THE EXILE PLANET IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. - I HOPE THE EXILE PLANET IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
371 00:19:40,213 00:19:46,353 (TRUMPETING) (TRUMPETING)
372 00:19:54,160 00:19:55,495 - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
373 00:19:55,562 00:19:57,564 BEFORE WE PROCEED, YOUR HIGHNESS? BEFORE WE PROCEED, YOUR HIGHNESS?
374 00:19:57,630 00:19:59,666 - A-AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. - A-AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
375 00:19:59,732 00:20:01,601 I THINK THAT THE LAW THAT WHICH STATES I THINK THAT THE LAW THAT WHICH STATES
376 00:20:01,668 00:20:03,603 T-T-THAT I MUST MARRY TO BECOME KING T-T-THAT I MUST MARRY TO BECOME KING
377 00:20:03,670 00:20:05,538 IS SILLY A-A-AND OUTDATED. IS SILLY A-A-AND OUTDATED.
378 00:20:05,605 00:20:06,739 - WHAT?! - WHAT?!
379 00:20:06,806 00:20:08,341 - WHAT? - WHAT?
380 00:20:08,408 00:20:09,909 - AND FURTHERMORE, T-T-THE WHOLE IDEA - AND FURTHERMORE, T-T-THE WHOLE IDEA
381 00:20:09,976 00:20:12,745 OF LIFE MATES BEING PRESELECTED AT BIRTH OF LIFE MATES BEING PRESELECTED AT BIRTH
382 00:20:12,812 00:20:14,814 IS P-P-PRETTY DARN SILLY, AS WELL. IS P-P-PRETTY DARN SILLY, AS WELL.
383 00:20:14,881 00:20:18,851 I'M AFRAID T-THAT'S WHY I MUST ABDICATE T-THE THRONE. I'M AFRAID T-THAT'S WHY I MUST ABDICATE T-THE THRONE.
384 00:20:18,918 00:20:20,152 - (GASPING) - (GASPING)
385 00:20:20,219 00:20:23,290 - DON'T WORRY, FOLKS. HE'S JUST A BIG KIDDER. HA! - DON'T WORRY, FOLKS. HE'S JUST A BIG KIDDER. HA!
386 00:20:23,356 00:20:25,124 ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT?
387 00:20:25,191 00:20:26,859 - I-I'M SORRY, PRINCESS INCENSE, - I-I'M SORRY, PRINCESS INCENSE,
388 00:20:26,926 00:20:31,030 B-B-BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY YOU CAN'T RULE SWINUS 9... B-B-BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY YOU CAN'T RULE SWINUS 9...
389 00:20:31,097 00:20:33,866 ALL BY YOURSELF. ALL BY YOURSELF.
390 00:20:33,933 00:20:37,236 - (CHEERING) - (CHEERING)
391 00:20:37,304 00:20:39,439 - PLEASE, THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS - PLEASE, THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS
392 00:20:39,506 00:20:41,408 I PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP. I PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP.
393 00:20:41,474 00:20:44,777 THIS IS THE KIND OF LIFE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED... THIS IS THE KIND OF LIFE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED...
394 00:20:44,844 00:20:45,912 FOR US. FOR US.
395 00:20:45,978 00:20:47,847 - THEN I PROMISE TO RULE FAIRLY, - THEN I PROMISE TO RULE FAIRLY,
396 00:20:47,914 00:20:51,250 AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO VISIT SWINUS 9 ANY TIME YOU LIKE. AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO VISIT SWINUS 9 ANY TIME YOU LIKE.
397 00:20:51,318 00:20:52,719 IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE
398 00:20:52,785 00:20:54,754 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
399 00:20:54,821 00:20:55,788 - GOSH. - GOSH.
400 00:20:55,855 00:20:57,123 - OH, NO! - OH, NO!
401 00:20:57,189 00:20:58,958 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
402 00:20:59,025 00:21:02,862 I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS! I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!
403 00:21:02,929 00:21:04,397 (CRYING) (CRYING)
404 00:21:04,464 00:21:06,699 - "AND SO OUR STORY ENDS WITH AN APPROPRIATE, - "AND SO OUR STORY ENDS WITH AN APPROPRIATE,
405 00:21:06,766 00:21:09,802 "YET RATHER TIMEWORN PHRASE. "YET RATHER TIMEWORN PHRASE.
406 00:21:09,869 00:21:13,606 THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!"
407 00:21:13,673 00:21:15,875 - SO, T-T-THERE YOU HAVE IT. - SO, T-T-THERE YOU HAVE IT.
408 00:21:15,942 00:21:18,044 I HOPE YOU KIDS ENJOYED MY STORY. I HOPE YOU KIDS ENJOYED MY STORY.
409 00:21:18,110 00:21:19,346 - ARE YOU REALLY A PRINCE? - ARE YOU REALLY A PRINCE?
410 00:21:19,412 00:21:20,947 - WITH A MAGIC FLYING CARPET? - WITH A MAGIC FLYING CARPET?
411 00:21:21,013 00:21:22,982 - WHO SAVED A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? - WHO SAVED A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS?
412 00:21:23,049 00:21:24,451 - W-W-WELL, KIDS, - W-W-WELL, KIDS,
413 00:21:24,517 00:21:26,886 YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELVES. YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELVES.
414 00:21:26,953 00:21:30,723 - THEN I, PRINCE CADET, WILL RESCUE THE DAMSEL! - THEN I, PRINCE CADET, WILL RESCUE THE DAMSEL!
415 00:21:30,790 00:21:34,060 - NOT IF THE EVIL DUKE ZAG HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! - NOT IF THE EVIL DUKE ZAG HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
416 00:21:34,126 00:21:36,028 - DON'T LET HIM GET ME! - DON'T LET HIM GET ME!
417 00:21:36,095 00:21:39,231 - (LAUGHING) - (LAUGHING)
418 00:21:39,298 00:21:41,167 - THE PRINCESS IS MINE! - THE PRINCESS IS MINE!
419 00:21:41,233 00:21:43,970 - EAT THIS, ZAG. - EAT THIS, ZAG.
420 00:21:44,036 00:21:45,738 - I'LL CLOBBER YOU BOTH! - I'LL CLOBBER YOU BOTH!
421 00:21:45,805 00:21:50,343 - OH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS IS GONNA BE T-T-TICKED. - OH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS IS GONNA BE T-T-TICKED.
422 00:21:50,410 00:21:52,812 - YAHOO! - YAHOO!
423 00:21:52,879 00:21:57,049 THE GRAND BRASSIERE IS BACK IN ACTION, BABY. THE GRAND BRASSIERE IS BACK IN ACTION, BABY.
424 00:21:57,116 00:22:00,620 - HE'S J-J-JUST A KID AT HEART. - HE'S J-J-JUST A KID AT HEART.