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1 | 00:00:05,639 | 00:00:11,112 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * |
2 | 00:00:13,747 | 00:00:20,054 | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * |
3 | 00:00:21,722 | 00:00:28,028 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
4 | 00:00:31,499 | 00:00:36,204 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * |
5 | 00:00:38,539 | 00:00:44,445 | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * |
6 | 00:00:47,181 | 00:00:53,287 | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
7 | 00:01:14,074 | 00:01:16,477 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
8 | 00:01:21,682 | 00:01:23,717 | - WHEE! | - WHEE! |
9 | 00:01:24,685 | 00:01:26,354 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
10 | 00:01:27,921 | 00:01:31,759 | - THE FEARLESS SPACE CAPTAIN IS OUT OF BOTH TIME AND LUCK. | - THE FEARLESS SPACE CAPTAIN IS OUT OF BOTH TIME AND LUCK. |
11 | 00:01:31,825 | 00:01:35,329 | HE COMMANDS HIS CREW TO GIVE HIM MORE POWER! | HE COMMANDS HIS CREW TO GIVE HIM MORE POWER! |
12 | 00:01:35,396 | 00:01:38,065 | - OH, CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE HAS. | - OH, CAPTAIN, I'M GIVING YOU ALL SHE HAS. |
13 | 00:01:38,132 | 00:01:40,534 | - WELL, IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. | - WELL, IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. |
14 | 00:01:40,601 | 00:01:43,471 | - SIR, THE ENEMY IS CHARGING THEIR WEAPONS. | - SIR, THE ENEMY IS CHARGING THEIR WEAPONS. |
15 | 00:01:43,537 | 00:01:45,506 | - IN A LAST-DITCH ATTEMPT TO SAVE HIS SHIP, | - IN A LAST-DITCH ATTEMPT TO SAVE HIS SHIP, |
16 | 00:01:45,573 | 00:01:49,076 | THE CAPTAIN FIRES HIS LAST REMAINING BLUNDER BOB! | THE CAPTAIN FIRES HIS LAST REMAINING BLUNDER BOB! |
17 | 00:01:49,143 | 00:01:50,778 | - BLUNDER AWAY! | - BLUNDER AWAY! |
18 | 00:01:55,616 | 00:01:58,886 | - AH, MY VACATION HOME IS FINALLY FINISHED. | - AH, MY VACATION HOME IS FINALLY FINISHED. |
19 | 00:01:58,952 | 00:02:02,223 | A PLACE WHERE I CAN ESCAPE MY 9:00 TO 5:00 | A PLACE WHERE I CAN ESCAPE MY 9:00 TO 5:00 |
20 | 00:02:02,290 | 00:02:04,225 | AND ENJOY SOME SOLACE | AND ENJOY SOME SOLACE |
21 | 00:02:04,292 | 00:02:07,295 | IN THE PEACEFUL BOUNTY OF NATURE. | IN THE PEACEFUL BOUNTY OF NATURE. |
22 | 00:02:12,065 | 00:02:13,667 | DODGERS. | DODGERS. |
23 | 00:02:13,734 | 00:02:15,903 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
24 | 00:02:15,969 | 00:02:18,706 | - ONCE AGAIN, THE GALAXY IS SAVED BY... | - ONCE AGAIN, THE GALAXY IS SAVED BY... |
25 | 00:02:18,772 | 00:02:22,743 | DUMB DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY! | DUMB DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY! |
26 | 00:02:22,810 | 00:02:26,347 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
27 | 00:02:26,414 | 00:02:29,049 | - N-N-NOW, CHILDREN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO... | - N-N-NOW, CHILDREN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO... |
28 | 00:02:29,116 | 00:02:31,319 | (BANGING) | (BANGING) |
29 | 00:02:33,821 | 00:02:34,788 | OH, DEAR. | OH, DEAR. |
30 | 00:02:34,855 | 00:02:36,089 | - (RUMBLING) | - (RUMBLING) |
31 | 00:02:36,156 | 00:02:37,591 | I'M HUNGRY. | I'M HUNGRY. |
32 | 00:02:37,658 | 00:02:40,628 | - HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE FOOD SYNTHESIZER. | - HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE FOOD SYNTHESIZER. |
33 | 00:02:40,694 | 00:02:41,695 | - HOORAY! | - HOORAY! |
34 | 00:02:42,763 | 00:02:44,698 | - OOH! | - OOH! |
35 | 00:02:44,765 | 00:02:47,701 | - OH, WISE AND MYSTIC FOOD SYNTHESIZER, | - OH, WISE AND MYSTIC FOOD SYNTHESIZER, |
36 | 00:02:47,768 | 00:02:51,305 | PLEASE HONOR US WITH YOUR SUMPTUOUS COMESTIBLES. | PLEASE HONOR US WITH YOUR SUMPTUOUS COMESTIBLES. |
37 | 00:02:51,372 | 00:02:53,040 | - WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME? | - WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME? |
38 | 00:02:53,106 | 00:02:54,408 | - MACARONI AND CHEESE. | - MACARONI AND CHEESE. |
39 | 00:02:54,475 | 00:02:55,876 | - I WANT A BANANA SPLIT. | - I WANT A BANANA SPLIT. |
40 | 00:02:55,943 | 00:02:59,613 | - I THINK I'LL HAVE TWO BLUEBERRY PIES. | - I THINK I'LL HAVE TWO BLUEBERRY PIES. |
41 | 00:02:59,680 | 00:03:00,848 | - AS YOU WISH. | - AS YOU WISH. |
42 | 00:03:10,324 | 00:03:12,860 | - HEY, WHY DID YOU ORDER TWO PIES? | - HEY, WHY DID YOU ORDER TWO PIES? |
43 | 00:03:12,926 | 00:03:14,595 | - WELL, ONE'S FOR EATING... | - WELL, ONE'S FOR EATING... |
44 | 00:03:15,763 | 00:03:17,731 | AND THE OTHER ONE'S FOR THROWING. | AND THE OTHER ONE'S FOR THROWING. |
45 | 00:03:19,433 | 00:03:21,935 | - OOH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT. | - OOH, I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT. |
46 | 00:03:22,002 | 00:03:23,271 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
47 | 00:03:26,173 | 00:03:29,943 | OOH. | OOH. |
48 | 00:03:30,010 | 00:03:31,211 | - HA! YOU MISSED ME. | - HA! YOU MISSED ME. |
49 | 00:03:31,279 | 00:03:33,781 | - YOO-HOO! | - YOO-HOO! |
50 | 00:03:34,715 | 00:03:35,783 | - GET BACK HERE! | - GET BACK HERE! |
51 | 00:03:35,849 | 00:03:38,185 | - I'LL MURDER YOU, YOU LOUSY BUM. | - I'LL MURDER YOU, YOU LOUSY BUM. |
52 | 00:03:38,252 | 00:03:39,453 | - M-M-MAYBE CAPTAIN DODGERS | - M-M-MAYBE CAPTAIN DODGERS |
53 | 00:03:39,520 | 00:03:42,055 | W-W-WON'T EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE HERE. | W-W-WON'T EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE HERE. |
54 | 00:03:42,122 | 00:03:44,458 | - * OH, CADET * | - * OH, CADET * |
55 | 00:03:46,460 | 00:03:49,897 | MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT, BUDDY? | MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT, BUDDY? |
56 | 00:03:49,963 | 00:03:51,932 | - W-W-WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - W-W-WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
57 | 00:03:53,301 | 00:03:55,403 | Y-Y-YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU? | Y-Y-YOU'RE ANGRY, AREN'T YOU? |
58 | 00:03:55,469 | 00:04:00,308 | - GET THOSE PRECIOUS LITTLE PUNKS OFF MY SHIP. | - GET THOSE PRECIOUS LITTLE PUNKS OFF MY SHIP. |
59 | 00:04:00,374 | 00:04:01,842 | - BUT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS | - BUT MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS |
60 | 00:04:01,909 | 00:04:03,877 | WILL ONLY BE VISITING FOR A SHORT TIME, | WILL ONLY BE VISITING FOR A SHORT TIME, |
61 | 00:04:03,944 | 00:04:06,814 | AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY ARE INNOCENT LITTLE ANGELS. | AND HONESTLY, THEY REALLY ARE INNOCENT LITTLE ANGELS. |
62 | 00:04:06,880 | 00:04:08,382 | - I FOUND THIS SECRET STASH OF MAGAZINES | - I FOUND THIS SECRET STASH OF MAGAZINES |
63 | 00:04:08,449 | 00:04:10,250 | UNDER CAPTAIN DODGERS' BED. | UNDER CAPTAIN DODGERS' BED. |
64 | 00:04:10,318 | 00:04:11,885 | - (QUACKING) | - (QUACKING) |
65 | 00:04:11,952 | 00:04:13,954 | - COOL. | - COOL. |
66 | 00:04:14,021 | 00:04:15,022 | - (GULP) | - (GULP) |
67 | 00:04:15,088 | 00:04:17,224 | D-D-DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT. | D-D-DON'T WORRY. I'M ON IT. |
68 | 00:04:17,291 | 00:04:20,561 | OH, PORKO, PUERCO, AND SOW! | OH, PORKO, PUERCO, AND SOW! |
69 | 00:04:20,628 | 00:04:22,896 | DO YOU KIDS WANT TO HEAR A STORY? | DO YOU KIDS WANT TO HEAR A STORY? |
70 | 00:04:22,963 | 00:04:24,632 | - NO. STORIES ARE STUPID. | - NO. STORIES ARE STUPID. |
71 | 00:04:24,698 | 00:04:27,100 | - I WANT TO SHOW MY DISRESPECT FOR OTHERS BY SMASHING STUFF! | - I WANT TO SHOW MY DISRESPECT FOR OTHERS BY SMASHING STUFF! |
72 | 00:04:27,167 | 00:04:30,338 | - I WANT TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY! | - I WANT TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND DRESS INAPPROPRIATELY! |
73 | 00:04:30,404 | 00:04:32,005 | - AND I WANT TO CONTINUE ACTING OUT | - AND I WANT TO CONTINUE ACTING OUT |
74 | 00:04:32,072 | 00:04:33,741 | DUE TO MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM. | DUE TO MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM. |
75 | 00:04:33,807 | 00:04:37,345 | - B-B-BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS. | - B-B-BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO ENJOY THIS. |
76 | 00:04:37,411 | 00:04:39,480 | - WHAT IS THAT THING? | - WHAT IS THAT THING? |
77 | 00:04:39,547 | 00:04:42,015 | - T-T-THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION WAND, | - T-T-THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION WAND, |
78 | 00:04:42,082 | 00:04:44,485 | AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO TELL YOU A STORY | AND I'M GONNA USE IT TO TELL YOU A STORY |
79 | 00:04:44,552 | 00:04:46,820 | ALL ABOUT M-M-ME. | ALL ABOUT M-M-ME. |
80 | 00:04:46,887 | 00:04:50,824 | - OH, GREAT...A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE ABOUT THE SIDEKICK. | - OH, GREAT...A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE ABOUT THE SIDEKICK. |
81 | 00:04:50,891 | 00:04:53,861 | - NOW, T-T-THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN MEETS THE EYE, | - NOW, T-T-THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN MEETS THE EYE, |
82 | 00:04:53,927 | 00:04:56,930 | AND IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS BOOK. | AND IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS BOOK. |
83 | 00:05:04,137 | 00:05:05,906 | - "ONCE UPON A TIME, | - "ONCE UPON A TIME, |
84 | 00:05:05,973 | 00:05:09,877 | "A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLANET FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. | "A HAPPY AND PEACEFUL PLANET FELL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. |
85 | 00:05:09,943 | 00:05:12,880 | "THE EVIL ARCHDUKE ZAG LAID CLAIM TO THE LAND | "THE EVIL ARCHDUKE ZAG LAID CLAIM TO THE LAND |
86 | 00:05:12,946 | 00:05:16,750 | "AND RULED ITS PEOPLE LIKE A TYRANT. | "AND RULED ITS PEOPLE LIKE A TYRANT. |
87 | 00:05:16,817 | 00:05:20,888 | "HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO IMPRISON THE INNOCENT, THEN LAUGH. | "HIS FIRST ACT WAS TO IMPRISON THE INNOCENT, THEN LAUGH. |
88 | 00:05:20,954 | 00:05:22,356 | "RUFFIAN! | "RUFFIAN! |
89 | 00:05:22,423 | 00:05:24,358 | "THEN ZAG FORCED THE POOREST OF CITIZENS | "THEN ZAG FORCED THE POOREST OF CITIZENS |
90 | 00:05:24,425 | 00:05:26,427 | "TO PAY A BURDENSOME TAX! | "TO PAY A BURDENSOME TAX! |
91 | 00:05:26,494 | 00:05:28,496 | "MOST UNFAIR! | "MOST UNFAIR! |
92 | 00:05:28,562 | 00:05:30,097 | "AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, | "AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, |
93 | 00:05:30,163 | 00:05:33,200 | "ZAG CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ROYAL WALLPAPER | "ZAG CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE ROYAL WALLPAPER |
94 | 00:05:33,266 | 00:05:35,503 | "FROM ITS BELOVED PALE MAUVE | "FROM ITS BELOVED PALE MAUVE |
95 | 00:05:35,569 | 00:05:39,239 | "TO A HIDEOUS AND DISTASTEFUL PUCE. | "TO A HIDEOUS AND DISTASTEFUL PUCE. |
96 | 00:05:39,306 | 00:05:40,541 | "REALLY! | "REALLY! |
97 | 00:05:40,608 | 00:05:41,875 | "SO A CRY WENT OUT | "SO A CRY WENT OUT |
98 | 00:05:41,942 | 00:05:43,411 | "FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PLANET | "FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THE PLANET |
99 | 00:05:43,477 | 00:05:45,178 | "TO THEIR GREATEST CHAMPION, | "TO THEIR GREATEST CHAMPION, |
100 | 00:05:45,245 | 00:05:47,715 | BEGGING HIM TO RETURN." | BEGGING HIM TO RETURN." |
101 | 00:05:59,927 | 00:06:02,062 | - SO, THEY CALLED YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME WORLD, HUH? | - SO, THEY CALLED YOU BACK TO YOUR HOME WORLD, HUH? |
102 | 00:06:02,129 | 00:06:04,097 | - T-T-THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS MUCH TROUBLE | - T-T-THEY SAID THAT THERE WAS MUCH TROUBLE |
103 | 00:06:04,164 | 00:06:06,934 | AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ASSUME MY STATION. | AND THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ASSUME MY STATION. |
104 | 00:06:07,000 | 00:06:09,269 | - WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR STUPID PLANET AGAIN... | - WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR STUPID PLANET AGAIN... |
105 | 00:06:09,336 | 00:06:10,571 | OINKA 7? | OINKA 7? |
106 | 00:06:10,638 | 00:06:12,239 | - S-SWINUS 9. | - S-SWINUS 9. |
107 | 00:06:12,305 | 00:06:14,007 | - CARNITAS 11? | - CARNITAS 11? |
108 | 00:06:14,074 | 00:06:15,576 | - S-SWINUS 9. | - S-SWINUS 9. |
109 | 00:06:15,643 | 00:06:17,678 | - FARMER JOHNINTON THE 33rd. | - FARMER JOHNINTON THE 33rd. |
110 | 00:06:17,745 | 00:06:19,680 | - HA HA! OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, | - HA HA! OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, |
111 | 00:06:19,747 | 00:06:21,582 | Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH ME. | Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH ME. |
112 | 00:06:21,649 | 00:06:23,517 | - I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES. | - I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES. |
113 | 00:06:23,584 | 00:06:25,753 | BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT TOO EXCITED | BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT TOO EXCITED |
114 | 00:06:25,819 | 00:06:28,355 | ABOUT GOING TO A PLANET RUN BY PIGS. | ABOUT GOING TO A PLANET RUN BY PIGS. |
115 | 00:06:28,422 | 00:06:30,524 | I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH? | I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH? |
116 | 00:06:30,591 | 00:06:33,226 | ALL THOSE FAT, SWEATY, STINKY BODIES. | ALL THOSE FAT, SWEATY, STINKY BODIES. |
117 | 00:06:33,293 | 00:06:36,329 | YOUR PEOPLE HAVE INVENTED THE DEODORANT, HAVEN'T THEY? | YOUR PEOPLE HAVE INVENTED THE DEODORANT, HAVEN'T THEY? |
118 | 00:06:36,396 | 00:06:37,565 | - OH, I GET IT. | - OH, I GET IT. |
119 | 00:06:37,631 | 00:06:38,966 | Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME AGAIN. | Y-Y-YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME AGAIN. |
120 | 00:06:39,032 | 00:06:41,635 | - NO, I'M NOT. I'M VERY, VERY SERIOUS. | - NO, I'M NOT. I'M VERY, VERY SERIOUS. |
121 | 00:06:41,702 | 00:06:43,236 | - D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | - D-D-DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
122 | 00:06:43,303 | 00:06:46,106 | I'M SURE YOU'LL BE P-P-PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. | I'M SURE YOU'LL BE P-P-PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. |
123 | 00:06:55,382 | 00:06:56,917 | I-I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE. | I-I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE. |
124 | 00:06:56,984 | 00:06:58,686 | T-T-THERE'S SOME STUFF I GOT TO GET IN THE BACK. | T-T-THERE'S SOME STUFF I GOT TO GET IN THE BACK. |
125 | 00:06:58,752 | 00:07:00,821 | - DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE OUT THERE FOR LONG. | - DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE OUT THERE FOR LONG. |
126 | 00:07:00,888 | 00:07:04,157 | YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF PIGS. | YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF PIGS. |
127 | 00:07:04,224 | 00:07:09,429 | WOW! PALATIAL PALACES, GLEAMING SPIRES, GOLDEN DOMES... | WOW! PALATIAL PALACES, GLEAMING SPIRES, GOLDEN DOMES... |
128 | 00:07:09,497 | 00:07:11,732 | THESE SWINE REALLY KNOW HOW TO LIVE. | THESE SWINE REALLY KNOW HOW TO LIVE. |
129 | 00:07:11,799 | 00:07:14,334 | - HUZZAH! HE HAS ARRIVED. | - HUZZAH! HE HAS ARRIVED. |
130 | 00:07:14,401 | 00:07:15,903 | - AT EASE, HOGS. | - AT EASE, HOGS. |
131 | 00:07:15,969 | 00:07:18,639 | SIMPLY ADDRESS ME AS CAPTAIN DODGERS. | SIMPLY ADDRESS ME AS CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
132 | 00:07:23,276 | 00:07:24,578 | ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT. | ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT. |
133 | 00:07:24,645 | 00:07:27,114 | WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU WALKING PORK CHOPS? | WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU WALKING PORK CHOPS? |
134 | 00:07:27,180 | 00:07:28,882 | HUH? | HUH? |
135 | 00:07:30,484 | 00:07:32,052 | - YOUR HIGHNESS. | - YOUR HIGHNESS. |
136 | 00:07:32,119 | 00:07:33,554 | - YOUR HIGHNESS? | - YOUR HIGHNESS? |
137 | 00:07:33,621 | 00:07:35,623 | - G-G-GREETINGS, AMBASSADOR PORKWELLINGTON. | - G-G-GREETINGS, AMBASSADOR PORKWELLINGTON. |
138 | 00:07:35,689 | 00:07:39,527 | - IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU SO WELL, MY LIEGE. | - IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU SO WELL, MY LIEGE. |
139 | 00:07:39,593 | 00:07:42,630 | BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG | BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG |
140 | 00:07:42,696 | 00:07:45,032 | IS UP TO NO GOOD. | IS UP TO NO GOOD. |
141 | 00:07:45,098 | 00:07:48,068 | - ZAG. I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR HIM. | - ZAG. I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR HIM. |
142 | 00:07:48,135 | 00:07:49,837 | W-W-WHERE IS MY COUSIN? | W-W-WHERE IS MY COUSIN? |
143 | 00:07:49,903 | 00:07:53,140 | - HE WENT INTO HIDING THE MOMENT HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING. | - HE WENT INTO HIDING THE MOMENT HE HEARD YOU WERE COMING. |
144 | 00:07:53,206 | 00:07:55,142 | - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP. | - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP. |
145 | 00:07:55,208 | 00:07:57,811 | LUCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO! | LUCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO! |
146 | 00:07:57,878 | 00:07:59,446 | - I-I-I'M THE NEXT IN LINE | - I-I-I'M THE NEXT IN LINE |
147 | 00:07:59,513 | 00:08:01,782 | FOR THE ROYAL THRONE OF S-SWINUS 9. | FOR THE ROYAL THRONE OF S-SWINUS 9. |
148 | 00:08:01,849 | 00:08:03,551 | M-M-MY COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG | M-M-MY COUSIN ARCHDUKE ZAG |
149 | 00:08:03,617 | 00:08:05,553 | HAS BEEN RULING IN M-M-MY ABSENCE. | HAS BEEN RULING IN M-M-MY ABSENCE. |
150 | 00:08:05,619 | 00:08:06,954 | - ROYAL THRONE? | - ROYAL THRONE? |
151 | 00:08:07,020 | 00:08:09,256 | YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU? | YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU? |
152 | 00:08:09,322 | 00:08:12,793 | - PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE ISN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE. | - PLEASE, YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE ISN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE. |
153 | 00:08:12,860 | 00:08:15,796 | - Q-Q-QUICKLY, THEN, TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE. | - Q-Q-QUICKLY, THEN, TO THE IMPERIAL PALACE. |
154 | 00:08:19,199 | 00:08:21,368 | M-M-MY FIRST ACT AS THE NEW REGENT | M-M-MY FIRST ACT AS THE NEW REGENT |
155 | 00:08:21,434 | 00:08:23,904 | IS TO FREE ZAG'S PRISONERS. | IS TO FREE ZAG'S PRISONERS. |
156 | 00:08:24,672 | 00:08:26,439 | - HOORAY! | - HOORAY! |
157 | 00:08:26,506 | 00:08:29,543 | - M-MY SECOND ACT IS TO RETURN ZAG'S TAX TO THE POOR. | - M-MY SECOND ACT IS TO RETURN ZAG'S TAX TO THE POOR. |
158 | 00:08:29,610 | 00:08:31,278 | - HOORAY! | - HOORAY! |
159 | 00:08:31,344 | 00:08:34,447 | - AND MY THIRD ACT IS TO RETURN THE P-P-PALACE WALLPAPER | - AND MY THIRD ACT IS TO RETURN THE P-P-PALACE WALLPAPER |
160 | 00:08:34,514 | 00:08:37,585 | TO ITS ORIGINAL P-P-PALE MAUVE HUE. | TO ITS ORIGINAL P-P-PALE MAUVE HUE. |
161 | 00:08:39,252 | 00:08:40,688 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
162 | 00:08:40,754 | 00:08:43,857 | - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. | - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS. |
163 | 00:08:43,924 | 00:08:47,160 | HEY, CADET, DIG MY FANCY NEW THREADS. | HEY, CADET, DIG MY FANCY NEW THREADS. |
164 | 00:08:47,227 | 00:08:49,997 | - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? |
165 | 00:08:50,063 | 00:08:52,432 | - WHY, I'M YOUR NEW GRAND BRASSIERE. | - WHY, I'M YOUR NEW GRAND BRASSIERE. |
166 | 00:08:52,499 | 00:08:55,102 | YOU KNOW, MAJOR-DOMO; CONSIGLIERE. | YOU KNOW, MAJOR-DOMO; CONSIGLIERE. |
167 | 00:08:55,168 | 00:08:58,105 | SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SCREW THIS UP. | SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SCREW THIS UP. |
168 | 00:08:58,171 | 00:09:00,774 | - B-B-BUT I D-D-DON'T... | - B-B-BUT I D-D-DON'T... |
169 | 00:09:00,841 | 00:09:03,143 | - SAVE YOUR STRENGTH, MY DEAR LAD. | - SAVE YOUR STRENGTH, MY DEAR LAD. |
170 | 00:09:03,210 | 00:09:06,747 | YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDING. | YOU HAVE TO BE WELL-RESTED FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDING. |
171 | 00:09:06,814 | 00:09:09,216 | - M-M-M-MY ROYAL WEDDING? | - M-M-M-MY ROYAL WEDDING? |
172 | 00:09:09,282 | 00:09:12,720 | - AS THE LAW DECLARES, YOU MUST MARRY PRINCESS INCENSE | - AS THE LAW DECLARES, YOU MUST MARRY PRINCESS INCENSE |
173 | 00:09:12,786 | 00:09:15,155 | TO FORMALLY TAKE YOUR PLACE AS KING. | TO FORMALLY TAKE YOUR PLACE AS KING. |
174 | 00:09:15,222 | 00:09:18,592 | THE ROYAL WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN. | THE ROYAL WEDDING WILL TAKE PLACE AT DAWN. |
175 | 00:09:18,659 | 00:09:20,928 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
176 | 00:09:22,663 | 00:09:24,798 | - MY LITTLE GUY'S GETTING MARRIED. | - MY LITTLE GUY'S GETTING MARRIED. |
177 | 00:09:24,865 | 00:09:27,134 | MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE THEM BIG SHRIMP! | MAYBE THEY'LL HAVE THEM BIG SHRIMP! |
178 | 00:09:37,044 | 00:09:39,146 | (ORGAN PLAYING) | (ORGAN PLAYING) |
179 | 00:09:42,582 | 00:09:44,017 | - I D-D-DON'T KNOW | - I D-D-DON'T KNOW |
180 | 00:09:44,084 | 00:09:45,986 | IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | IF I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
181 | 00:09:46,053 | 00:09:48,622 | - DON'T TELL ME YOUR PICKLED PIG FEET ARE GETTING COLD. | - DON'T TELL ME YOUR PICKLED PIG FEET ARE GETTING COLD. |
182 | 00:09:48,689 | 00:09:51,224 | - I N-N-NEVER WANTED TO RULE SWINUS 9. | - I N-N-NEVER WANTED TO RULE SWINUS 9. |
183 | 00:09:51,291 | 00:09:53,493 | I C-C-CHOSE TO JOIN THE PROTECTORATE | I C-C-CHOSE TO JOIN THE PROTECTORATE |
184 | 00:09:53,560 | 00:09:55,362 | AND SEE THE UNIVERSE. | AND SEE THE UNIVERSE. |
185 | 00:09:55,428 | 00:09:58,732 | - THE UNIVERSE. BIG DEAL! WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS? | - THE UNIVERSE. BIG DEAL! WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS? |
186 | 00:09:58,799 | 00:10:00,233 | - P-P-PRINCESS INCENSE | - P-P-PRINCESS INCENSE |
187 | 00:10:00,300 | 00:10:02,135 | WAS SELECTED TO BE MY M-M-MATE AT MY BIRTH. | WAS SELECTED TO BE MY M-M-MATE AT MY BIRTH. |
188 | 00:10:02,202 | 00:10:05,238 | I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE, AT MY F-F-FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY. | I'VE ONLY MET HER ONCE, AT MY F-F-FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY. |
189 | 00:10:05,305 | 00:10:06,539 | - WELL, WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? | - WELL, WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? |
190 | 00:10:06,606 | 00:10:08,141 | - I D-D-DON'T KNOW. | - I D-D-DON'T KNOW. |
191 | 00:10:08,208 | 00:10:10,343 | ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT D-D-DEBBIE DUGGER | ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT D-D-DEBBIE DUGGER |
192 | 00:10:10,410 | 00:10:12,179 | THREW UP IN THE PUNCH. | THREW UP IN THE PUNCH. |
193 | 00:10:12,245 | 00:10:15,248 | - TOO LATE, CASANOVA. THE PARTY'S STARTING. | - TOO LATE, CASANOVA. THE PARTY'S STARTING. |
194 | 00:10:19,519 | 00:10:22,856 | WOW. SHE'S ONE BARBECUTIE. | WOW. SHE'S ONE BARBECUTIE. |
195 | 00:10:22,923 | 00:10:24,224 | - Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. | - Y-Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. |
196 | 00:10:24,291 | 00:10:27,828 | SHE IS KIND OF C-C-C... SHE'S HOT. | SHE IS KIND OF C-C-C... SHE'S HOT. |
197 | 00:10:30,330 | 00:10:32,733 | - YEAH, THEY ALL START OUT THAT WAY. | - YEAH, THEY ALL START OUT THAT WAY. |
198 | 00:10:32,800 | 00:10:34,735 | THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP ALL ALONE | THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP ALL ALONE |
199 | 00:10:34,802 | 00:10:36,770 | AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EMPTY HOUSE | AND FIND YOURSELF IN AN EMPTY HOUSE |
200 | 00:10:36,837 | 00:10:39,106 | HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR. | HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR. |
201 | 00:10:39,172 | 00:10:40,941 | I'M NOT BITTER! | I'M NOT BITTER! |
202 | 00:10:46,113 | 00:10:48,882 | - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE | - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE |
203 | 00:10:48,949 | 00:10:50,984 | TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY | TO JOIN IN HOLY MATRIMONY |
204 | 00:10:51,051 | 00:10:55,122 | THIS PIG PRINCE AND PIG PRINCESS. | THIS PIG PRINCE AND PIG PRINCESS. |
205 | 00:10:57,657 | 00:11:00,193 | - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? | - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? |
206 | 00:11:00,260 | 00:11:03,596 | - IF I CAN'T MARRY YOU AND BE KING, NO ONE WILL! | - IF I CAN'T MARRY YOU AND BE KING, NO ONE WILL! |
207 | 00:11:03,663 | 00:11:05,532 | - HE'S S-S-STOLEN MY PRINCESS. | - HE'S S-S-STOLEN MY PRINCESS. |
208 | 00:11:05,598 | 00:11:08,601 | - IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! | - IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! |
209 | 00:11:08,668 | 00:11:09,937 | - HA HA HA! | - HA HA HA! |
210 | 00:11:10,003 | 00:11:12,773 | IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! | IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SHANGHAIED AND HOGTIED! |
211 | 00:11:12,840 | 00:11:15,242 | - NOW HE'S STEALING MY LINES! | - NOW HE'S STEALING MY LINES! |
212 | 00:11:15,308 | 00:11:17,377 | - SAVE ME, MY PRINCE. | - SAVE ME, MY PRINCE. |
213 | 00:11:18,645 | 00:11:21,681 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
214 | 00:11:25,518 | 00:11:30,257 | - DON'T JUMP! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SOWS IN THE SEA. | - DON'T JUMP! THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER SOWS IN THE SEA. |
215 | 00:11:30,323 | 00:11:31,992 | - (WHISTLING) | - (WHISTLING) |
216 | 00:11:33,360 | 00:11:34,294 | - (GASPING) | - (GASPING) |
217 | 00:11:34,361 | 00:11:37,097 | AND ON HIS WEDDING DAY! | AND ON HIS WEDDING DAY! |
218 | 00:11:37,164 | 00:11:39,399 | NOOOO! | NOOOO! |
219 | 00:11:42,435 | 00:11:43,904 | - SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED? | - SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED? |
220 | 00:11:43,971 | 00:11:45,372 | - YEAH! DID YOU FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM? | - YEAH! DID YOU FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM? |
221 | 00:11:45,438 | 00:11:47,707 | - OR DID YOU RESCUE THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? | - OR DID YOU RESCUE THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? |
222 | 00:11:47,775 | 00:11:49,242 | - OH, Y-Y-YOU KIDS | - OH, Y-Y-YOU KIDS |
223 | 00:11:49,309 | 00:11:52,279 | DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF T-T-THIS STORY... | DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF T-T-THIS STORY... |
224 | 00:11:52,345 | 00:11:53,847 | D-D-DO YOU? | D-D-DO YOU? |
225 | 00:11:53,914 | 00:11:56,884 | - YES! TELL US! TELL US! TELL US! | - YES! TELL US! TELL US! TELL US! |
226 | 00:11:56,950 | 00:11:59,519 | - OH, ALL RIGHT. | - OH, ALL RIGHT. |
227 | 00:11:59,586 | 00:12:01,989 | - NOOOO! | - NOOOO! |
228 | 00:12:02,055 | 00:12:04,191 | OH, THE HUMANITY. | OH, THE HUMANITY. |
229 | 00:12:04,257 | 00:12:07,060 | (CRYING) | (CRYING) |
230 | 00:12:07,127 | 00:12:10,063 | HOW LONG WERE YOU GOING TO LET ME HOWL IN GRIEF? | HOW LONG WERE YOU GOING TO LET ME HOWL IN GRIEF? |
231 | 00:12:10,130 | 00:12:11,631 | - N-N-NOT TOO MUCH LONGER. | - N-N-NOT TOO MUCH LONGER. |
232 | 00:12:11,698 | 00:12:12,565 | WE GOTTA GET A MOVE ON. | WE GOTTA GET A MOVE ON. |
233 | 00:12:12,632 | 00:12:15,068 | L-L-LET'S FLY. | L-L-LET'S FLY. |
234 | 00:12:19,406 | 00:12:21,074 | T-T-THERE THEY ARE. | T-T-THERE THEY ARE. |
235 | 00:12:22,675 | 00:12:24,144 | I-I GOT AN IDEA. | I-I GOT AN IDEA. |
236 | 00:12:27,380 | 00:12:29,149 | HANG ON. | HANG ON. |
237 | 00:12:32,219 | 00:12:35,088 | - SAY, THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY FANCY MANEUVERS. | - SAY, THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY FANCY MANEUVERS. |
238 | 00:12:35,155 | 00:12:37,991 | - N-N-NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE. I PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES. | - N-N-NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE. I PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GAMES. |
239 | 00:12:38,058 | 00:12:39,359 | - WHAT KIND OF MOVE ARE YOU GONNA PULL | - WHAT KIND OF MOVE ARE YOU GONNA PULL |
240 | 00:12:39,426 | 00:12:42,362 | TO AVOID HITTING THAT FLOWER STAND? | TO AVOID HITTING THAT FLOWER STAND? |
241 | 00:12:42,429 | 00:12:44,131 | - WHOOPS. | - WHOOPS. |
242 | 00:12:49,202 | 00:12:51,638 | - WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRICK! | - WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRICK! |
243 | 00:12:51,704 | 00:12:53,240 | - UM, YEAH. | - UM, YEAH. |
244 | 00:12:53,306 | 00:12:57,410 | N-N-NOW TO SURPRISE ZAG AND R-R-RESCUE THE PRINCESS. | N-N-NOW TO SURPRISE ZAG AND R-R-RESCUE THE PRINCESS. |
245 | 00:13:01,014 | 00:13:06,086 | HALT IN THE NAME OF IMPERIAL T-T-TRAFFIC COURT 839. | HALT IN THE NAME OF IMPERIAL T-T-TRAFFIC COURT 839. |
246 | 00:13:06,153 | 00:13:07,554 | - YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING | - YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY SOMETHING |
247 | 00:13:07,620 | 00:13:09,189 | WITH A LITTLE MORE BITE TO IT. | WITH A LITTLE MORE BITE TO IT. |
248 | 00:13:09,256 | 00:13:12,192 | - W-W-WE TAKE OUR TRAFFIC LAWS V-V-VERY SERIOUSLY. | - W-W-WE TAKE OUR TRAFFIC LAWS V-V-VERY SERIOUSLY. |
249 | 00:13:12,259 | 00:13:18,031 | - HA HA HA! YOUR PUNY TRAFFIC COURTS WILL NEVER CONTAIN ME! | - HA HA HA! YOUR PUNY TRAFFIC COURTS WILL NEVER CONTAIN ME! |
250 | 00:13:18,098 | 00:13:20,367 | - HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK ON THIS CARPET? | - HOW ARE WE GONNA GET BACK ON THIS CARPET? |
251 | 00:13:20,433 | 00:13:22,402 | - W-W-WE CAN TRY THE OLD ALLEY-OOP. | - W-W-WE CAN TRY THE OLD ALLEY-OOP. |
252 | 00:13:22,469 | 00:13:24,371 | - THE LAST TIME WE TRIED THE OLD ALLEY-OOP, | - THE LAST TIME WE TRIED THE OLD ALLEY-OOP, |
253 | 00:13:24,437 | 00:13:27,107 | I WOUND UP IN TRACTION FOR 6 MONTHS. | I WOUND UP IN TRACTION FOR 6 MONTHS. |
254 | 00:13:27,174 | 00:13:29,076 | - I P-P-PROMISE TO BE MORE CAREFUL. | - I P-P-PROMISE TO BE MORE CAREFUL. |
255 | 00:13:29,142 | 00:13:31,278 | - ALL RIGHT, ON 3. | - ALL RIGHT, ON 3. |
256 | 00:13:31,344 | 00:13:34,081 | - 1, 2, 3! | - 1, 2, 3! |
257 | 00:13:34,147 | 00:13:35,849 | - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKS! | - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKS! |
258 | 00:13:35,916 | 00:13:37,317 | - T-T-THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TIME | - T-T-THAT'S BECAUSE THIS TIME |
259 | 00:13:37,384 | 00:13:39,786 | I DIDN'T USE T-T-THE BUTTER AND THUMBTACKS. | I DIDN'T USE T-T-THE BUTTER AND THUMBTACKS. |
260 | 00:13:39,853 | 00:13:42,455 | N-NOW, TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS! | N-NOW, TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS! |
261 | 00:13:44,391 | 00:13:46,659 | - WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM AT THIS RATE. | - WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM AT THIS RATE. |
262 | 00:13:46,726 | 00:13:48,228 | POOR KID NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. | POOR KID NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. |
263 | 00:13:48,295 | 00:13:51,431 | THIS ROCKET BOOSTER SHOULD DO THE TRICK. | THIS ROCKET BOOSTER SHOULD DO THE TRICK. |
264 | 00:13:52,665 | 00:13:54,134 | THERE. | THERE. |
265 | 00:13:59,439 | 00:14:01,774 | - WOW, T-T-THAT ROCKET JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. | - WOW, T-T-THAT ROCKET JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. |
266 | 00:14:01,841 | 00:14:03,310 | IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD. | IT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE HEAD. |
267 | 00:14:03,376 | 00:14:06,246 | - PROBABLY JUST SOME OVERENTHUSIASTIC ROYAL WATCHERS | - PROBABLY JUST SOME OVERENTHUSIASTIC ROYAL WATCHERS |
268 | 00:14:06,313 | 00:14:08,548 | CELEBRATING YOUR WEDDING WITH FIREWORKS... | CELEBRATING YOUR WEDDING WITH FIREWORKS... |
269 | 00:14:08,615 | 00:14:10,117 | OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. | OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. |
270 | 00:14:10,183 | 00:14:13,987 | OH, NO! A FOOL SNAGGED THEIR ROCKET IN OUR CARPET. | OH, NO! A FOOL SNAGGED THEIR ROCKET IN OUR CARPET. |
271 | 00:14:14,054 | 00:14:15,855 | YOU SHOULD MAKE A LAW AGAINST THAT. | YOU SHOULD MAKE A LAW AGAINST THAT. |
272 | 00:14:15,923 | 00:14:17,690 | - W-W-WE'RE UNRAVELING! | - W-W-WE'RE UNRAVELING! |
273 | 00:14:17,757 | 00:14:21,228 | - CURSE YOU, ROYAL WATCHERS! | - CURSE YOU, ROYAL WATCHERS! |
274 | 00:14:21,294 | 00:14:23,463 | YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY KNITTING NEEDLES ON YOU, | YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY KNITTING NEEDLES ON YOU, |
275 | 00:14:23,530 | 00:14:24,564 | WOULD YOU? | WOULD YOU? |
276 | 00:14:29,736 | 00:14:30,971 | - W-W-WATCH IT. | - W-W-WATCH IT. |
277 | 00:14:31,038 | 00:14:32,940 | YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY EPAULETS. | YOU'RE SQUEEZING MY EPAULETS. |
278 | 00:14:33,006 | 00:14:35,042 | - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZAG. | - YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZAG. |
279 | 00:14:35,108 | 00:14:37,644 | - OH, MY DEAR, DON'T BE SO CROSS. | - OH, MY DEAR, DON'T BE SO CROSS. |
280 | 00:14:37,710 | 00:14:42,549 | AFTER ALL, THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. | AFTER ALL, THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND. |
281 | 00:14:42,615 | 00:14:46,019 | - I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU, YOU DEVILED HAM! | - I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU, YOU DEVILED HAM! |
282 | 00:14:46,086 | 00:14:48,621 | I'D SOONER DIE THAN BE YOUR BRIDE. | I'D SOONER DIE THAN BE YOUR BRIDE. |
283 | 00:14:48,688 | 00:14:51,591 | - THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH. | - THEN YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR WISH. |
284 | 00:14:58,198 | 00:15:01,001 | - WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO THE POWER CONVERTERS? | - WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO THE POWER CONVERTERS? |
285 | 00:15:01,068 | 00:15:02,535 | - TAKE A LOOK. | - TAKE A LOOK. |
286 | 00:15:02,602 | 00:15:04,104 | - (GASPING) | - (GASPING) |
287 | 00:15:04,171 | 00:15:07,140 | - JUST ONE LITTLE NUDGE AND IT'S LAVA BATH TIME... | - JUST ONE LITTLE NUDGE AND IT'S LAVA BATH TIME... |
288 | 00:15:07,207 | 00:15:10,377 | OR YOU COULD COME TO YOUR SENSES AND BE MY BRIDE. | OR YOU COULD COME TO YOUR SENSES AND BE MY BRIDE. |
289 | 00:15:10,443 | 00:15:14,347 | - HEY, HAM HOCK! WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! | - HEY, HAM HOCK! WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! |
290 | 00:15:14,414 | 00:15:16,883 | - UGH! | - UGH! |
291 | 00:15:16,950 | 00:15:20,053 | ALL RIGHT, SHORTY, YOU AND ME. | ALL RIGHT, SHORTY, YOU AND ME. |
292 | 00:15:20,120 | 00:15:21,654 | - C-C-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS. | - C-C-CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS. |
293 | 00:15:21,721 | 00:15:23,856 | - YOU CAN HANDLE THIS YOURSELF, RIGHT? | - YOU CAN HANDLE THIS YOURSELF, RIGHT? |
294 | 00:15:23,923 | 00:15:27,727 | - S-SURE. I'LL FIGHT ZAG. Y-Y-YOU UNTIE THE PRINCESS. | - S-SURE. I'LL FIGHT ZAG. Y-Y-YOU UNTIE THE PRINCESS. |
295 | 00:15:27,794 | 00:15:30,130 | - SOUNDS FAIR. | - SOUNDS FAIR. |
296 | 00:15:30,197 | 00:15:31,764 | - I HOPE YOU REALIZE | - I HOPE YOU REALIZE |
297 | 00:15:31,831 | 00:15:34,534 | T-T-THAT I LETTERED IN LASER SABERS IN HIGH SCHOOL. | T-T-THAT I LETTERED IN LASER SABERS IN HIGH SCHOOL. |
298 | 00:15:34,601 | 00:15:37,437 | (BOTH YELLING) | (BOTH YELLING) |
299 | 00:15:37,504 | 00:15:39,306 | - (GRUNTING) | - (GRUNTING) |
300 | 00:15:41,808 | 00:15:44,477 | - NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. | - NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. |
301 | 00:15:44,544 | 00:15:46,546 | - HA HA! | - HA HA! |
302 | 00:15:46,613 | 00:15:49,082 | - YAAH! | - YAAH! |
303 | 00:15:57,357 | 00:15:59,026 | AAH! | AAH! |
304 | 00:15:59,092 | 00:16:00,393 | (BOOM) | (BOOM) |
305 | 00:16:00,460 | 00:16:02,395 | - NOT TO WORRY. THEY'RE BOTH STILL BREATHING. | - NOT TO WORRY. THEY'RE BOTH STILL BREATHING. |
306 | 00:16:02,462 | 00:16:06,366 | - T-T-THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSON FOR THE DAY. | - T-T-THAT CONCLUDES OUR LESSON FOR THE DAY. |
307 | 00:16:09,769 | 00:16:11,771 | N-N-NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. | N-N-NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. |
308 | 00:16:11,838 | 00:16:13,140 | - HA HA! | - HA HA! |
309 | 00:16:13,206 | 00:16:15,275 | - HEY, CADET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | - HEY, CADET, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? |
310 | 00:16:15,342 | 00:16:17,344 | - DON'T LET HIM GET UP! | - DON'T LET HIM GET UP! |
311 | 00:16:17,410 | 00:16:20,347 | - THIS IS A FALSE ENDING... YOU KNOW, A MOMENTARY PAUSE | - THIS IS A FALSE ENDING... YOU KNOW, A MOMENTARY PAUSE |
312 | 00:16:20,413 | 00:16:22,382 | WHERE THE HERO HAS THE UPPER HAND, | WHERE THE HERO HAS THE UPPER HAND, |
313 | 00:16:22,449 | 00:16:25,118 | BUT THEN THE VILLAIN DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTED | BUT THEN THE VILLAIN DOES SOMETHING UNEXPECTED |
314 | 00:16:25,185 | 00:16:27,320 | OR REVEALS SOME SECRET DEVICE | OR REVEALS SOME SECRET DEVICE |
315 | 00:16:27,387 | 00:16:31,158 | WHICH LEADS TO THE REAL DANGEROUS AND EXCITING CLIMAX. | WHICH LEADS TO THE REAL DANGEROUS AND EXCITING CLIMAX. |
316 | 00:16:31,224 | 00:16:34,461 | I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE. | I GUARANTEE HE'S GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE. |
317 | 00:16:34,527 | 00:16:37,630 | - Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR SLEEVE, D-D-DO YOU? | - Y-Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR SLEEVE, D-D-DO YOU? |
318 | 00:16:37,697 | 00:16:39,899 | - AS A MATTER OF FACT, DEAR COUSIN, | - AS A MATTER OF FACT, DEAR COUSIN, |
319 | 00:16:39,966 | 00:16:41,568 | I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING A TECHNOLOGY | I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING A TECHNOLOGY |
320 | 00:16:41,634 | 00:16:44,937 | WHICH ALLOWS THESE PIGNASIUM BRACERS OF LAVA CONTROL | WHICH ALLOWS THESE PIGNASIUM BRACERS OF LAVA CONTROL |
321 | 00:16:45,004 | 00:16:49,642 | TO BEND ALL THERMODYNAMIC ENERGIES TO MY VERY WHIM. | TO BEND ALL THERMODYNAMIC ENERGIES TO MY VERY WHIM. |
322 | 00:16:49,709 | 00:16:50,810 | - THANK YOU. | - THANK YOU. |
323 | 00:16:50,877 | 00:16:53,113 | - NOW WITNESS MY MIGHT! | - NOW WITNESS MY MIGHT! |
324 | 00:16:53,180 | 00:16:56,583 | I HAVE THE POWER! | I HAVE THE POWER! |
325 | 00:16:56,649 | 00:16:59,752 | - SEE? I TOLD YOU HE HAD A SECRET DEVICE. | - SEE? I TOLD YOU HE HAD A SECRET DEVICE. |
326 | 00:16:59,819 | 00:17:01,654 | - HA HA HA! | - HA HA HA! |
327 | 00:17:16,236 | 00:17:18,305 | - W-W-WOW. IMPRESSIVE. | - W-W-WOW. IMPRESSIVE. |
328 | 00:17:18,371 | 00:17:21,641 | - WHY NOT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK! | - WHY NOT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK! |
329 | 00:17:21,708 | 00:17:23,176 | - (ROARING) | - (ROARING) |
330 | 00:17:23,243 | 00:17:25,745 | - OH, NO. THAT MONSTER WILL TURN MY PRINCE | - OH, NO. THAT MONSTER WILL TURN MY PRINCE |
331 | 00:17:25,812 | 00:17:28,381 | INTO AN EXTRA-CRISPY PORK RIND! | INTO AN EXTRA-CRISPY PORK RIND! |
332 | 00:17:28,448 | 00:17:30,183 | - OK, THIS IS WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL | - OK, THIS IS WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL |
333 | 00:17:30,250 | 00:17:32,285 | COMES UP WITH A SUPER-INTELLIGENT PLAN. | COMES UP WITH A SUPER-INTELLIGENT PLAN. |
334 | 00:17:32,352 | 00:17:34,187 | - BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN. | - BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN. |
335 | 00:17:34,254 | 00:17:35,555 | - YES, YOU CAN. | - YES, YOU CAN. |
336 | 00:17:35,622 | 00:17:37,924 | DON'T YOU SEE? YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD IT INSIDE. | DON'T YOU SEE? YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD IT INSIDE. |
337 | 00:17:37,990 | 00:17:40,660 | YOU JUST NEEDED THIS MOMENT OF CRISIS TO BRING IT OUT. | YOU JUST NEEDED THIS MOMENT OF CRISIS TO BRING IT OUT. |
338 | 00:17:40,727 | 00:17:44,797 | - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO HAVE AN IDEA! | - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO HAVE AN IDEA! |
339 | 00:17:44,864 | 00:17:47,234 | FOLLOW ME. | FOLLOW ME. |
340 | 00:17:49,169 | 00:17:51,804 | - (ROARING) | - (ROARING) |
341 | 00:17:51,871 | 00:17:55,608 | - D-D-DID I MENTION I WAS ON THE V-V-VARSITY FENCING TEAM? | - D-D-DID I MENTION I WAS ON THE V-V-VARSITY FENCING TEAM? |
342 | 00:17:55,675 | 00:17:56,609 | - ROAR? | - ROAR? |
343 | 00:17:56,676 | 00:17:59,179 | - WE TOOK STATE. | - WE TOOK STATE. |
344 | 00:17:59,246 | 00:18:01,814 | - (ROARING) | - (ROARING) |
345 | 00:18:01,881 | 00:18:05,485 | I'M N-N-NOT AFRAID TO USE THESE THINGS. | I'M N-N-NOT AFRAID TO USE THESE THINGS. |
346 | 00:18:08,355 | 00:18:10,857 | C-C-CANDLEHOLDERS OR PAPERWEIGHTS? | C-C-CANDLEHOLDERS OR PAPERWEIGHTS? |
347 | 00:18:10,923 | 00:18:14,761 | G-G-GO AHEAD. TAKE THEM. T-T-THEY'RE HEAVY. HA HA! | G-G-GO AHEAD. TAKE THEM. T-T-THEY'RE HEAVY. HA HA! |
348 | 00:18:16,696 | 00:18:18,431 | (GRUNTING) | (GRUNTING) |
349 | 00:18:21,234 | 00:18:24,437 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
350 | 00:18:27,073 | 00:18:30,410 | - (ROARING) | - (ROARING) |
351 | 00:18:31,544 | 00:18:33,079 | - ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, | - ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, |
352 | 00:18:33,146 | 00:18:34,581 | IF WE REDIRECT THE DYNAMIC MATRIX | IF WE REDIRECT THE DYNAMIC MATRIX |
353 | 00:18:34,647 | 00:18:37,650 | AND ENERGIZE THE POWER STREAM TO 120%, | AND ENERGIZE THE POWER STREAM TO 120%, |
354 | 00:18:37,717 | 00:18:40,687 | THE POWER CONVERTERS WILL TRANSFORM THE LAVA MONSTER | THE POWER CONVERTERS WILL TRANSFORM THE LAVA MONSTER |
355 | 00:18:40,753 | 00:18:43,323 | INTO PURE ENERGY. | INTO PURE ENERGY. |
356 | 00:18:43,390 | 00:18:45,825 | - OF COURSE. IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE! | - OF COURSE. IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE! |
357 | 00:18:45,892 | 00:18:46,959 | WHAT DO WE DO? | WHAT DO WE DO? |
358 | 00:18:47,026 | 00:18:48,961 | - JUST PULL THAT SWITCH. | - JUST PULL THAT SWITCH. |
359 | 00:18:49,028 | 00:18:52,632 | - ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BIG HEAVY ONE, DOESN'T IT? | - ALWAYS GOTTA BE THE BIG HEAVY ONE, DOESN'T IT? |
360 | 00:18:52,699 | 00:18:54,467 | - HA HA HA HA! | - HA HA HA HA! |
361 | 00:18:54,534 | 00:18:56,903 | - N-N-NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP... | - N-N-NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP... |
362 | 00:18:56,969 | 00:18:58,738 | (GULP) | (GULP) |
363 | 00:18:58,805 | 00:19:01,741 | - (ROARING) | - (ROARING) |
364 | 00:19:03,410 | 00:19:07,280 | - HEY, PRINCESS, I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE. | - HEY, PRINCESS, I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE. |
365 | 00:19:07,347 | 00:19:09,282 | NEVER MIND. | NEVER MIND. |
366 | 00:19:14,754 | 00:19:16,055 | - IT'S WORKING! | - IT'S WORKING! |
367 | 00:19:16,122 | 00:19:18,858 | - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. | - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. |
368 | 00:19:31,771 | 00:19:33,840 | - D-D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRACELETS. | - D-D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRACELETS. |
369 | 00:19:33,906 | 00:19:36,376 | I'VE GOT A NEW PAIR FOR YOU. | I'VE GOT A NEW PAIR FOR YOU. |
370 | 00:19:36,443 | 00:19:40,146 | - I HOPE THE EXILE PLANET IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. | - I HOPE THE EXILE PLANET IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. |
371 | 00:19:40,213 | 00:19:46,353 | (TRUMPETING) | (TRUMPETING) |
372 | 00:19:54,160 | 00:19:55,495 | - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY | - DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY |
373 | 00:19:55,562 | 00:19:57,564 | BEFORE WE PROCEED, YOUR HIGHNESS? | BEFORE WE PROCEED, YOUR HIGHNESS? |
374 | 00:19:57,630 | 00:19:59,666 | - A-AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. | - A-AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. |
375 | 00:19:59,732 | 00:20:01,601 | I THINK THAT THE LAW THAT WHICH STATES | I THINK THAT THE LAW THAT WHICH STATES |
376 | 00:20:01,668 | 00:20:03,603 | T-T-THAT I MUST MARRY TO BECOME KING | T-T-THAT I MUST MARRY TO BECOME KING |
377 | 00:20:03,670 | 00:20:05,538 | IS SILLY A-A-AND OUTDATED. | IS SILLY A-A-AND OUTDATED. |
378 | 00:20:05,605 | 00:20:06,739 | - WHAT?! | - WHAT?! |
379 | 00:20:06,806 | 00:20:08,341 | - WHAT? | - WHAT? |
380 | 00:20:08,408 | 00:20:09,909 | - AND FURTHERMORE, T-T-THE WHOLE IDEA | - AND FURTHERMORE, T-T-THE WHOLE IDEA |
381 | 00:20:09,976 | 00:20:12,745 | OF LIFE MATES BEING PRESELECTED AT BIRTH | OF LIFE MATES BEING PRESELECTED AT BIRTH |
382 | 00:20:12,812 | 00:20:14,814 | IS P-P-PRETTY DARN SILLY, AS WELL. | IS P-P-PRETTY DARN SILLY, AS WELL. |
383 | 00:20:14,881 | 00:20:18,851 | I'M AFRAID T-THAT'S WHY I MUST ABDICATE T-THE THRONE. | I'M AFRAID T-THAT'S WHY I MUST ABDICATE T-THE THRONE. |
384 | 00:20:18,918 | 00:20:20,152 | - (GASPING) | - (GASPING) |
385 | 00:20:20,219 | 00:20:23,290 | - DON'T WORRY, FOLKS. HE'S JUST A BIG KIDDER. HA! | - DON'T WORRY, FOLKS. HE'S JUST A BIG KIDDER. HA! |
386 | 00:20:23,356 | 00:20:25,124 | ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT? | ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT? |
387 | 00:20:25,191 | 00:20:26,859 | - I-I'M SORRY, PRINCESS INCENSE, | - I-I'M SORRY, PRINCESS INCENSE, |
388 | 00:20:26,926 | 00:20:31,030 | B-B-BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY YOU CAN'T RULE SWINUS 9... | B-B-BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY YOU CAN'T RULE SWINUS 9... |
389 | 00:20:31,097 | 00:20:33,866 | ALL BY YOURSELF. | ALL BY YOURSELF. |
390 | 00:20:33,933 | 00:20:37,236 | - (CHEERING) | - (CHEERING) |
391 | 00:20:37,304 | 00:20:39,439 | - PLEASE, THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS | - PLEASE, THINK ABOUT ALL THE YEARS |
392 | 00:20:39,506 | 00:20:41,408 | I PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP. | I PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP. |
393 | 00:20:41,474 | 00:20:44,777 | THIS IS THE KIND OF LIFE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED... | THIS IS THE KIND OF LIFE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED... |
394 | 00:20:44,844 | 00:20:45,912 | FOR US. | FOR US. |
395 | 00:20:45,978 | 00:20:47,847 | - THEN I PROMISE TO RULE FAIRLY, | - THEN I PROMISE TO RULE FAIRLY, |
396 | 00:20:47,914 | 00:20:51,250 | AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO VISIT SWINUS 9 ANY TIME YOU LIKE. | AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO VISIT SWINUS 9 ANY TIME YOU LIKE. |
397 | 00:20:51,318 | 00:20:52,719 | IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE | IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE |
398 | 00:20:52,785 | 00:20:54,754 | TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. | TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. |
399 | 00:20:54,821 | 00:20:55,788 | - GOSH. | - GOSH. |
400 | 00:20:55,855 | 00:20:57,123 | - OH, NO! | - OH, NO! |
401 | 00:20:57,189 | 00:20:58,958 | YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! | YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! |
402 | 00:20:59,025 | 00:21:02,862 | I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS! | I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS! |
403 | 00:21:02,929 | 00:21:04,397 | (CRYING) | (CRYING) |
404 | 00:21:04,464 | 00:21:06,699 | - "AND SO OUR STORY ENDS WITH AN APPROPRIATE, | - "AND SO OUR STORY ENDS WITH AN APPROPRIATE, |
405 | 00:21:06,766 | 00:21:09,802 | "YET RATHER TIMEWORN PHRASE. | "YET RATHER TIMEWORN PHRASE. |
406 | 00:21:09,869 | 00:21:13,606 | THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" | THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" |
407 | 00:21:13,673 | 00:21:15,875 | - SO, T-T-THERE YOU HAVE IT. | - SO, T-T-THERE YOU HAVE IT. |
408 | 00:21:15,942 | 00:21:18,044 | I HOPE YOU KIDS ENJOYED MY STORY. | I HOPE YOU KIDS ENJOYED MY STORY. |
409 | 00:21:18,110 | 00:21:19,346 | - ARE YOU REALLY A PRINCE? | - ARE YOU REALLY A PRINCE? |
410 | 00:21:19,412 | 00:21:20,947 | - WITH A MAGIC FLYING CARPET? | - WITH A MAGIC FLYING CARPET? |
411 | 00:21:21,013 | 00:21:22,982 | - WHO SAVED A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? | - WHO SAVED A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS? |
412 | 00:21:23,049 | 00:21:24,451 | - W-W-WELL, KIDS, | - W-W-WELL, KIDS, |
413 | 00:21:24,517 | 00:21:26,886 | YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELVES. | YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELVES. |
414 | 00:21:26,953 | 00:21:30,723 | - THEN I, PRINCE CADET, WILL RESCUE THE DAMSEL! | - THEN I, PRINCE CADET, WILL RESCUE THE DAMSEL! |
415 | 00:21:30,790 | 00:21:34,060 | - NOT IF THE EVIL DUKE ZAG HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! | - NOT IF THE EVIL DUKE ZAG HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! |
416 | 00:21:34,126 | 00:21:36,028 | - DON'T LET HIM GET ME! | - DON'T LET HIM GET ME! |
417 | 00:21:36,095 | 00:21:39,231 | - (LAUGHING) | - (LAUGHING) |
418 | 00:21:39,298 | 00:21:41,167 | - THE PRINCESS IS MINE! | - THE PRINCESS IS MINE! |
419 | 00:21:41,233 | 00:21:43,970 | - EAT THIS, ZAG. | - EAT THIS, ZAG. |
420 | 00:21:44,036 | 00:21:45,738 | - I'LL CLOBBER YOU BOTH! | - I'LL CLOBBER YOU BOTH! |
421 | 00:21:45,805 | 00:21:50,343 | - OH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS IS GONNA BE T-T-TICKED. | - OH, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS IS GONNA BE T-T-TICKED. |
422 | 00:21:50,410 | 00:21:52,812 | - YAHOO! | - YAHOO! |
423 | 00:21:52,879 | 00:21:57,049 | THE GRAND BRASSIERE IS BACK IN ACTION, BABY. | THE GRAND BRASSIERE IS BACK IN ACTION, BABY. |
424 | 00:21:57,116 | 00:22:00,620 | - HE'S J-J-JUST A KID AT HEART. | - HE'S J-J-JUST A KID AT HEART. |