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1 | 00:00:05,806 | 00:00:09,743 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * |
2 | 00:00:09,810 | 00:00:12,046 | * DIVIDE | * DIVIDE |
3 | 00:00:13,981 | 00:00:15,816 | * BUT HOW | * BUT HOW |
4 | 00:00:15,883 | 00:00:17,885 | * WOULD THE UNIVERSE | * WOULD THE UNIVERSE |
5 | 00:00:17,951 | 00:00:20,454 | * SURVIVE? | * SURVIVE? |
6 | 00:00:22,056 | 00:00:28,062 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
7 | 00:00:31,732 | 00:00:34,668 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS |
8 | 00:00:34,735 | 00:00:36,537 | * AND THE WEAK | * AND THE WEAK |
9 | 00:00:38,606 | 00:00:42,743 | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * |
10 | 00:00:42,810 | 00:00:44,645 | * TYRANNY | * TYRANNY |
11 | 00:00:47,014 | 00:00:49,083 | * IN THE 24th | * IN THE 24th |
12 | 00:00:49,150 | 00:00:57,725 | * AND 1/2 CENTURY | * AND 1/2 CENTURY |
13 | 00:01:21,349 | 00:01:23,617 | AAH! | AAH! |
14 | 00:01:35,496 | 00:01:37,665 | UH-OH. | UH-OH. |
15 | 00:01:37,731 | 00:01:38,799 | DEAD END. | DEAD END. |
16 | 00:01:38,866 | 00:01:40,534 | NOT GOOD. | NOT GOOD. |
17 | 00:01:47,475 | 00:01:50,544 | HEY THERE, SWEET STUFF. | HEY THERE, SWEET STUFF. |
18 | 00:01:50,611 | 00:01:54,915 | PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. | PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. |
19 | 00:01:54,982 | 00:01:56,884 | [GRUNTING] | [GRUNTING] |
20 | 00:01:56,950 | 00:01:59,253 | PRETTY FANCY MOVES THERE, BABY, | PRETTY FANCY MOVES THERE, BABY, |
21 | 00:01:59,320 | 00:02:01,889 | BUT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED ME. | BUT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED ME. |
22 | 00:02:03,991 | 00:02:06,960 | OK, YOU MOSTLY MISSED ME. | OK, YOU MOSTLY MISSED ME. |
23 | 00:02:07,027 | 00:02:10,164 | EVEN AS A ROBOT, HE'S ANNOYING. | EVEN AS A ROBOT, HE'S ANNOYING. |
24 | 00:02:10,231 | 00:02:13,267 | OH, THAT WAS JUST PEACHY, MY QUEEN. | OH, THAT WAS JUST PEACHY, MY QUEEN. |
25 | 00:02:13,334 | 00:02:15,903 | A SIMPLY DUCKY DECAPITATION. | A SIMPLY DUCKY DECAPITATION. |
26 | 00:02:15,969 | 00:02:18,172 | IF ONLY IT WERE THE REAL THING. | IF ONLY IT WERE THE REAL THING. |
27 | 00:02:18,239 | 00:02:21,309 | CAREFUL WITH THE CABEZA. I HAVE A SOFT PALATE. | CAREFUL WITH THE CABEZA. I HAVE A SOFT PALATE. |
28 | 00:02:21,375 | 00:02:23,043 | GLAD TO OBLIGE. | GLAD TO OBLIGE. |
29 | 00:02:23,110 | 00:02:24,812 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
30 | 00:02:24,878 | 00:02:27,348 | OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OH! | OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OH! |
31 | 00:02:27,415 | 00:02:29,283 | BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MY QUEEN, | BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MY QUEEN, |
32 | 00:02:29,350 | 00:02:31,385 | BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM. | BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM. |
33 | 00:02:31,452 | 00:02:33,687 | LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, COMMANDER-- | LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, COMMANDER-- |
34 | 00:02:33,754 | 00:02:36,290 | A STORY OF BETRAYAL AND LIES | A STORY OF BETRAYAL AND LIES |
35 | 00:02:36,357 | 00:02:38,626 | AND A WOMAN'S HEART TORN ASUNDER. | AND A WOMAN'S HEART TORN ASUNDER. |
36 | 00:02:38,692 | 00:02:42,129 | LET ME TELL YOU OF A CONSORT'S THRONE LEFT VACANT, | LET ME TELL YOU OF A CONSORT'S THRONE LEFT VACANT, |
37 | 00:02:42,196 | 00:02:44,565 | A BRIDAL CHAMBER LEFT BARREN, | A BRIDAL CHAMBER LEFT BARREN, |
38 | 00:02:44,632 | 00:02:50,638 | AND A RECEPTION HALL LEFT FILLED WITH THEM BIG SHRIMP. | AND A RECEPTION HALL LEFT FILLED WITH THEM BIG SHRIMP. |
39 | 00:02:50,704 | 00:02:52,806 | I FEEL YOUR PAIN. | I FEEL YOUR PAIN. |
40 | 00:02:52,873 | 00:02:56,777 | BUT NOW I WILL HAVE MY RICHLY DESERVED REVENGE. | BUT NOW I WILL HAVE MY RICHLY DESERVED REVENGE. |
41 | 00:02:56,844 | 00:03:01,782 | I, MYSELF, WILL HUMILIATE DUCK DODGERS AS HE HUMILIATED ME. | I, MYSELF, WILL HUMILIATE DUCK DODGERS AS HE HUMILIATED ME. |
42 | 00:03:01,849 | 00:03:03,717 | AND WHEN THE WRETCH BEGS FOR MERCY, | AND WHEN THE WRETCH BEGS FOR MERCY, |
43 | 00:03:03,784 | 00:03:07,321 | HE SHALL RECEIVE NAUGHT BUT THE HEEL OF MY FOOT | HE SHALL RECEIVE NAUGHT BUT THE HEEL OF MY FOOT |
44 | 00:03:07,388 | 00:03:11,191 | AND MY LAUGH OF BITTER CONTEMPT. | AND MY LAUGH OF BITTER CONTEMPT. |
45 | 00:03:12,092 | 00:03:14,061 | Voice: HA HA HA! | Voice: HA HA HA! |
46 | 00:03:14,127 | 00:03:17,598 | HAPPY CAT SAY TIME TO WAKE UP! | HAPPY CAT SAY TIME TO WAKE UP! |
47 | 00:03:17,665 | 00:03:19,333 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
48 | 00:03:19,400 | 00:03:21,235 | YOU THINK HAPPY CAT KIDDING? | YOU THINK HAPPY CAT KIDDING? |
49 | 00:03:21,302 | 00:03:23,103 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
50 | 00:03:23,170 | 00:03:26,907 | WAKEY WAKEY, SNOOZY DUCK! | WAKEY WAKEY, SNOOZY DUCK! |
51 | 00:03:26,974 | 00:03:28,576 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
52 | 00:03:28,642 | 00:03:32,946 | THAT CADET BUYS THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. | THAT CADET BUYS THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. |
53 | 00:03:33,013 | 00:03:34,448 | YO, CADET, | YO, CADET, |
54 | 00:03:34,515 | 00:03:35,849 | HOW ABOUT WORKING ME UP ONE OF THEM FAMOUS | HOW ABOUT WORKING ME UP ONE OF THEM FAMOUS |
55 | 00:03:35,916 | 00:03:40,153 | DEEP-DISH POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZAS? | DEEP-DISH POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZAS? |
56 | 00:03:40,220 | 00:03:44,292 | WOW. CADET'S QUARTERS ARE A TOTAL PIG STY. | WOW. CADET'S QUARTERS ARE A TOTAL PIG STY. |
57 | 00:03:44,358 | 00:03:46,394 | HE'S USUALLY SUCH A NEAT FREAK, | HE'S USUALLY SUCH A NEAT FREAK, |
58 | 00:03:46,460 | 00:03:49,229 | FOR A GUY WHO'S ACTUALLY A PIG. | FOR A GUY WHO'S ACTUALLY A PIG. |
59 | 00:03:49,297 | 00:03:52,566 | WAKEY WAKE, SNOOZY PIG. GOTCHA! | WAKEY WAKE, SNOOZY PIG. GOTCHA! |
60 | 00:03:55,436 | 00:03:57,438 | GREETINGS, DUCK DODGERS. | GREETINGS, DUCK DODGERS. |
61 | 00:03:57,505 | 00:04:00,341 | AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CADET'S BED? | AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CADET'S BED? |
62 | 00:04:00,408 | 00:04:02,943 | THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION, YOU IDIOT. | THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION, YOU IDIOT. |
63 | 00:04:03,010 | 00:04:05,479 | I--I KNEW THAT. | I--I KNEW THAT. |
64 | 00:04:05,546 | 00:04:08,215 | YOUR PRECIOUS CADET IS MY PRISONER, | YOUR PRECIOUS CADET IS MY PRISONER, |
65 | 00:04:08,282 | 00:04:10,518 | AND IF YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO SEE HIM AGAIN, | AND IF YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO SEE HIM AGAIN, |
66 | 00:04:10,584 | 00:04:15,556 | YOU WILL MEET ME ON THE FROZEN PLAINS OF FRIDGDONIA 7. | YOU WILL MEET ME ON THE FROZEN PLAINS OF FRIDGDONIA 7. |
67 | 00:04:22,863 | 00:04:25,366 | AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA TRY AND RESCUE HIM? | AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA TRY AND RESCUE HIM? |
68 | 00:04:25,433 | 00:04:28,836 | ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF GETTING AN INTERN. | ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF GETTING AN INTERN. |
69 | 00:04:28,902 | 00:04:31,805 | MULL IT OVER, HERO BOY. | MULL IT OVER, HERO BOY. |
70 | 00:04:31,872 | 00:04:36,710 | WELL, THE CADET DOES MAKE A MEAN POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZA. | WELL, THE CADET DOES MAKE A MEAN POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZA. |
71 | 00:04:53,961 | 00:04:57,431 | WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY FRESH IN THIS GLASS. | WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY FRESH IN THIS GLASS. |
72 | 00:05:01,068 | 00:05:03,704 | YEP, IT'S A FROZEN DUCK AND A FROZEN CHICKEN | YEP, IT'S A FROZEN DUCK AND A FROZEN CHICKEN |
73 | 00:05:03,771 | 00:05:06,106 | OFF TO SAVE A FROZEN PIG, | OFF TO SAVE A FROZEN PIG, |
74 | 00:05:06,173 | 00:05:08,376 | ALL OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE | ALL OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE |
75 | 00:05:08,442 | 00:05:11,912 | OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET. | OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET. |
76 | 00:05:11,979 | 00:05:14,682 | HE SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE. | HE SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE. |
77 | 00:05:14,748 | 00:05:17,184 | OH, IT'S CHARADES. I LOVE CHARADES. | OH, IT'S CHARADES. I LOVE CHARADES. |
78 | 00:05:17,250 | 00:05:20,087 | LET'S SEE. WAVING. WAVING LIKE CRAZY. | LET'S SEE. WAVING. WAVING LIKE CRAZY. |
79 | 00:05:20,153 | 00:05:22,055 | GOOD-BYE. MAGIC FINGERS. | GOOD-BYE. MAGIC FINGERS. |
80 | 00:05:22,122 | 00:05:23,424 | GOOD-BYE, MR. CHIPS. | GOOD-BYE, MR. CHIPS. |
81 | 00:05:23,491 | 00:05:26,394 | PIANO PLAYING. VICTOR BORGE. VICTOR MATURE. | PIANO PLAYING. VICTOR BORGE. VICTOR MATURE. |
82 | 00:05:26,460 | 00:05:28,862 | CHEERS! TAXI! MARILU HENNER! | CHEERS! TAXI! MARILU HENNER! |
83 | 00:05:28,929 | 00:05:30,598 | NO. SOUNDS LIKE... | NO. SOUNDS LIKE... |
84 | 00:05:30,664 | 00:05:34,935 | POINT. MOINT. ROINT. SOINT. COINT. DOINT. LOINT. | POINT. MOINT. ROINT. SOINT. COINT. DOINT. LOINT. |
85 | 00:05:35,002 | 00:05:37,938 | SOUNDS LIKE POINTING. BOINTING. MOINTING. ROINTING. | SOUNDS LIKE POINTING. BOINTING. MOINTING. ROINTING. |
86 | 00:05:38,005 | 00:05:41,409 | SOINTING. COINTING. OINTING. DOINTING. | SOINTING. COINTING. OINTING. DOINTING. |
87 | 00:05:41,475 | 00:05:43,276 | BREATH! DRIVING MISS DAISY! | BREATH! DRIVING MISS DAISY! |
88 | 00:05:43,343 | 00:05:44,745 | NO. | NO. |
89 | 00:05:44,812 | 00:05:47,948 | L-O-O-K OUT. | L-O-O-K OUT. |
90 | 00:05:48,015 | 00:05:51,184 | HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPELL STUFF OUT IN CHARADES. | HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPELL STUFF OUT IN CHARADES. |
91 | 00:05:51,251 | 00:05:52,753 | SORT OF TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT. | SORT OF TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT. |
92 | 00:05:52,820 | 00:05:55,188 | [SQUAWKS] | [SQUAWKS] |
93 | 00:05:55,255 | 00:05:56,624 | AAH! | AAH! |
94 | 00:06:02,863 | 00:06:05,032 | WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, DODGERS? | WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, DODGERS? |
95 | 00:06:05,098 | 00:06:09,570 | WELL, BESIDES MAKING SOME OF THE PRETTIEST SNOW ANGELS YOU'VE EVER SEEN, | WELL, BESIDES MAKING SOME OF THE PRETTIEST SNOW ANGELS YOU'VE EVER SEEN, |
96 | 00:06:09,637 | 00:06:12,072 | I'VE COME TO COLLECT MY PIG. | I'VE COME TO COLLECT MY PIG. |
97 | 00:06:12,139 | 00:06:13,974 | IS THAT ALL, DODGERS? | IS THAT ALL, DODGERS? |
98 | 00:06:14,041 | 00:06:17,244 | YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BEG MY FORGIVENESS FOR DASHING MY HEART | YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BEG MY FORGIVENESS FOR DASHING MY HEART |
99 | 00:06:17,310 | 00:06:20,481 | AND SPURNING THE THRONE OF MARS? | AND SPURNING THE THRONE OF MARS? |
100 | 00:06:20,548 | 00:06:22,483 | WHO DASHED WHERE AGAINST WHAT, NOW? | WHO DASHED WHERE AGAINST WHAT, NOW? |
101 | 00:06:22,550 | 00:06:26,119 | LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, ONCE AND FOR ALL. | LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, ONCE AND FOR ALL. |
102 | 00:06:29,289 | 00:06:31,525 | THAT'S OK BY ME. | THAT'S OK BY ME. |
103 | 00:06:36,329 | 00:06:38,932 | DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING? | DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING? |
104 | 00:06:38,999 | 00:06:42,169 | I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THE LADIES. | I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THE LADIES. |
105 | 00:06:42,235 | 00:06:44,037 | THE LADIES? | THE LADIES? |
106 | 00:06:53,981 | 00:06:56,083 | OF COURSE, NOT QUITE BIGGER THAN LIFE, | OF COURSE, NOT QUITE BIGGER THAN LIFE, |
107 | 00:06:56,149 | 00:06:57,851 | BUT YOU GET THE CONCEPT. | BUT YOU GET THE CONCEPT. |
108 | 00:06:57,918 | 00:07:00,754 | ALWAYS THE MODEST ONE, DODGERS. | ALWAYS THE MODEST ONE, DODGERS. |
109 | 00:07:00,821 | 00:07:02,456 | AAH! | AAH! |
110 | 00:07:12,299 | 00:07:14,201 | HI-YEEAH! | HI-YEEAH! |
111 | 00:07:16,169 | 00:07:18,839 | SAY, YOU'RE CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE THERE. | SAY, YOU'RE CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE THERE. |
112 | 00:07:18,906 | 00:07:21,241 | ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING? | ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING? |
113 | 00:07:21,308 | 00:07:23,143 | ME? OF COURSE NOT. | ME? OF COURSE NOT. |
114 | 00:07:23,210 | 00:07:25,012 | YOU JUST LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR. | YOU JUST LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR. |
115 | 00:07:25,078 | 00:07:27,915 | GOOD. I HATE IT WHEN THESE THINGS GET PERSONAL. | GOOD. I HATE IT WHEN THESE THINGS GET PERSONAL. |
116 | 00:07:27,981 | 00:07:32,052 | WE'RE JUST TWO SWORN ENEMIES WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS. | WE'RE JUST TWO SWORN ENEMIES WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS. |
117 | 00:07:32,119 | 00:07:35,255 | CONSENTING ADULTS IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH. | CONSENTING ADULTS IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH. |
118 | 00:07:35,322 | 00:07:36,957 | EXACTLY. | EXACTLY. |
119 | 00:07:39,226 | 00:07:40,761 | WHERE'S SHE GOING? | WHERE'S SHE GOING? |
120 | 00:07:40,828 | 00:07:43,864 | BIGGER THAN LIFE, MY FOOT! | BIGGER THAN LIFE, MY FOOT! |
121 | 00:07:44,865 | 00:07:48,268 | NO! MY BEAUTIFUL ICE SCULPTURE! | NO! MY BEAUTIFUL ICE SCULPTURE! |
122 | 00:07:48,335 | 00:07:51,204 | I'LL CHOP THAT EGO DOWN A BIT. | I'LL CHOP THAT EGO DOWN A BIT. |
123 | 00:07:54,975 | 00:07:56,443 | I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE CRUSHED | I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE CRUSHED |
124 | 00:07:56,510 | 00:07:58,679 | BY A GIANT LIKENESS OF MY...SELF. | BY A GIANT LIKENESS OF MY...SELF. |
125 | 00:07:58,746 | 00:08:01,749 | WOW, THAT FELT GREAT. WHAT A RELEASE. | WOW, THAT FELT GREAT. WHAT A RELEASE. |
126 | 00:08:03,350 | 00:08:06,219 | JUST CALL ME THE POST-NASAL DRIP. | JUST CALL ME THE POST-NASAL DRIP. |
127 | 00:08:06,286 | 00:08:08,488 | CATCH, SWEETUMS. | CATCH, SWEETUMS. |
128 | 00:08:12,359 | 00:08:14,094 | UH! | UH! |
129 | 00:08:15,629 | 00:08:17,497 | [GRUNTING] | [GRUNTING] |
130 | 00:08:18,766 | 00:08:21,769 | YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THAT, DODGERS. | YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THAT, DODGERS. |
131 | 00:08:21,835 | 00:08:24,905 | SHE MAKES BETTER SNOW ANGELS THAN I DO. | SHE MAKES BETTER SNOW ANGELS THAN I DO. |
132 | 00:08:32,913 | 00:08:34,648 | NOW I'LL JUST SET THE OLD EVAPORATOR | NOW I'LL JUST SET THE OLD EVAPORATOR |
133 | 00:08:34,715 | 00:08:37,718 | TO AUTOMATICALLY ZAP ME AND THE CADET BACK TO THE SHIP. | TO AUTOMATICALLY ZAP ME AND THE CADET BACK TO THE SHIP. |
134 | 00:08:37,785 | 00:08:39,687 | ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, | ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, |
135 | 00:08:39,753 | 00:08:41,555 | 3 MINUTES SHOULD BUY ME PLENTY OF TIME. | 3 MINUTES SHOULD BUY ME PLENTY OF TIME. |
136 | 00:08:41,622 | 00:08:44,558 | IF IT WORKS FOR A FROZEN BURRITO, IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME. | IF IT WORKS FOR A FROZEN BURRITO, IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME. |
137 | 00:08:54,635 | 00:08:56,069 | WHERE IS THE CADET? | WHERE IS THE CADET? |
138 | 00:08:56,136 | 00:08:58,405 | I'D BETTER RECHECK MY CALCULATIONS. | I'D BETTER RECHECK MY CALCULATIONS. |
139 | 00:08:58,471 | 00:09:00,073 | I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT MATH. | I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT MATH. |
140 | 00:09:00,140 | 00:09:03,376 | LET'S SEE. 7,000X EQUALS Y, DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT. | LET'S SEE. 7,000X EQUALS Y, DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT. |
141 | 00:09:03,443 | 00:09:06,614 | CROSS WIDTH 9 TIMES COSINE OF NEWTON'S LAWS OF FUDGE. | CROSS WIDTH 9 TIMES COSINE OF NEWTON'S LAWS OF FUDGE. |
142 | 00:09:06,680 | 00:09:09,282 | SAY, WHAT WAS NEWTON'S LAW OF FUDGE? | SAY, WHAT WAS NEWTON'S LAW OF FUDGE? |
143 | 00:09:10,050 | 00:09:11,685 | [SNORING] | [SNORING] |
144 | 00:09:15,889 | 00:09:17,024 | [CRASH] | [CRASH] |
145 | 00:09:17,090 | 00:09:18,158 | WHO GOES THERE? | WHO GOES THERE? |
146 | 00:09:18,225 | 00:09:19,760 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
147 | 00:09:19,827 | 00:09:22,295 | YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER? | YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER? |
148 | 00:09:22,362 | 00:09:25,899 | GO BACK TO SLEEP. THIS IS ONLY A NIGHTMARE. | GO BACK TO SLEEP. THIS IS ONLY A NIGHTMARE. |
149 | 00:09:25,966 | 00:09:28,568 | YOU'LL FORGET EVERY BIT OF IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. | YOU'LL FORGET EVERY BIT OF IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. |
150 | 00:09:28,636 | 00:09:29,837 | ON THE CONTRARY. | ON THE CONTRARY. |
151 | 00:09:29,903 | 00:09:32,572 | I PLAN TO FORGET YOU RIGHT NOW. | I PLAN TO FORGET YOU RIGHT NOW. |
152 | 00:09:33,273 | 00:09:34,842 | HEH HEH. WHAT'S THAT? | HEH HEH. WHAT'S THAT? |
153 | 00:09:34,908 | 00:09:36,710 | SOME KIND OF FANCY CURLING IRON? | SOME KIND OF FANCY CURLING IRON? |
154 | 00:09:36,777 | 00:09:41,649 | THESE MICRO HOMING MISSILES ARE LOCKED ONTO YOUR VERY GENETIC CODE. | THESE MICRO HOMING MISSILES ARE LOCKED ONTO YOUR VERY GENETIC CODE. |
155 | 00:09:41,715 | 00:09:44,451 | AH, A FELLOW FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST. | AH, A FELLOW FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST. |
156 | 00:09:44,517 | 00:09:47,755 | PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. | PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. |
157 | 00:09:55,062 | 00:09:56,496 | HOW RESOURCEFUL. | HOW RESOURCEFUL. |
158 | 00:09:56,563 | 00:09:58,832 | HE'S MOST MAGNIFICENT. | HE'S MOST MAGNIFICENT. |
159 | 00:09:58,899 | 00:10:01,134 | I MEAN, I HATE THAT DUCK. | I MEAN, I HATE THAT DUCK. |
160 | 00:10:03,603 | 00:10:05,706 | STUPID MASK. | STUPID MASK. |
161 | 00:10:11,611 | 00:10:13,446 | I KNOW DODGERS IS OUT THERE, CADET, | I KNOW DODGERS IS OUT THERE, CADET, |
162 | 00:10:13,513 | 00:10:17,685 | PLOTTING HIS NEXT BRILLIANT MANEUVER WITH CAT-LIKE CUNNING. | PLOTTING HIS NEXT BRILLIANT MANEUVER WITH CAT-LIKE CUNNING. |
163 | 00:10:17,751 | 00:10:20,921 | I'M SURE HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING VERY CLEVER. | I'M SURE HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING VERY CLEVER. |
164 | 00:10:24,825 | 00:10:27,060 | GIANT ROCK TAKES QUEEN. | GIANT ROCK TAKES QUEEN. |
165 | 00:10:27,127 | 00:10:28,295 | STAND BACK, CADET. | STAND BACK, CADET. |
166 | 00:10:28,361 | 00:10:29,797 | THE BLAST FROM THIS POP GUN | THE BLAST FROM THIS POP GUN |
167 | 00:10:29,863 | 00:10:32,666 | SHOULD NEUTRALIZE YOUR MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD. | SHOULD NEUTRALIZE YOUR MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD. |
168 | 00:10:32,733 | 00:10:34,902 | WOW. THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. | WOW. THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. |
169 | 00:10:34,968 | 00:10:39,272 | I LEARNED ALL MY HARD SCIENCES FROM READING COMIC BOOKS. | I LEARNED ALL MY HARD SCIENCES FROM READING COMIC BOOKS. |
170 | 00:10:41,208 | 00:10:42,943 | JUST LIKE WHEN RICHIE RICH FREED LITTLE LOTTA | JUST LIKE WHEN RICHIE RICH FREED LITTLE LOTTA |
171 | 00:10:43,010 | 00:10:45,378 | FROM THE DIABOLICAL CLUTCHES OF HOT STUFF. | FROM THE DIABOLICAL CLUTCHES OF HOT STUFF. |
172 | 00:10:45,445 | 00:10:46,980 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
173 | 00:10:48,048 | 00:10:50,718 | RUN FOR IT, CAPTAIN DODGERS! | RUN FOR IT, CAPTAIN DODGERS! |
174 | 00:10:50,784 | 00:10:53,854 | DON'T CROWD ME, KIDDO. | DON'T CROWD ME, KIDDO. |
175 | 00:10:53,921 | 00:10:55,422 | AAH! | AAH! |
176 | 00:10:55,488 | 00:10:57,725 | I AM WAY FRUSTRATED! | I AM WAY FRUSTRATED! |
177 | 00:10:57,791 | 00:10:59,960 | SHE'S CATCHING UP TO US. | SHE'S CATCHING UP TO US. |
178 | 00:11:00,027 | 00:11:02,963 | 3...2...1! | 3...2...1! |
179 | 00:11:04,932 | 00:11:06,166 | WOW. | WOW. |
180 | 00:11:06,233 | 00:11:08,435 | THAT WAS A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CALCULATION. | THAT WAS A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CALCULATION. |
181 | 00:11:08,501 | 00:11:12,605 | THAT'S NOTHING. I EVEN SET THE TIMER ON THE VCR. | THAT'S NOTHING. I EVEN SET THE TIMER ON THE VCR. |
182 | 00:11:12,672 | 00:11:14,641 | [ALARM] | [ALARM] |
183 | 00:11:14,708 | 00:11:16,543 | ALL RIGHT, CADET, GET US OUT OF HERE. | ALL RIGHT, CADET, GET US OUT OF HERE. |
184 | 00:11:16,609 | 00:11:18,812 | THE MARTIANS ARE GAINING ON US. | THE MARTIANS ARE GAINING ON US. |
185 | 00:11:23,116 | 00:11:26,019 | LOCK ALL WEAPONS ON DODGERS' SHIP. | LOCK ALL WEAPONS ON DODGERS' SHIP. |
186 | 00:11:26,086 | 00:11:27,187 | FIRE! | FIRE! |
187 | 00:11:30,090 | 00:11:32,826 | WE HAVE A HULL BREACH IN DECKS 6-12, | WE HAVE A HULL BREACH IN DECKS 6-12, |
188 | 00:11:32,893 | 00:11:36,029 | AND WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE N-NEBULA. | AND WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE N-NEBULA. |
189 | 00:11:36,096 | 00:11:37,297 | TAKE US IN. | TAKE US IN. |
190 | 00:11:37,364 | 00:11:38,899 | INTO THE N-NEBULA? | INTO THE N-NEBULA? |
191 | 00:11:38,966 | 00:11:41,368 | THAT'LL RENDER OUR SENSORS INOPERATIVE. | THAT'LL RENDER OUR SENSORS INOPERATIVE. |
192 | 00:11:41,434 | 00:11:42,770 | TAKE US IN. | TAKE US IN. |
193 | 00:11:42,836 | 00:11:43,804 | THE FOOLS. | THE FOOLS. |
194 | 00:11:43,871 | 00:11:45,638 | FOLLOW THEM. | FOLLOW THEM. |
195 | 00:11:45,705 | 00:11:47,707 | IF WE FOLLOW THEM, WE'LL BE FLYING BLIND. | IF WE FOLLOW THEM, WE'LL BE FLYING BLIND. |
196 | 00:11:47,775 | 00:11:49,242 | FOLLOW THEM! | FOLLOW THEM! |
197 | 00:11:52,045 | 00:11:55,282 | SENSORS AT 11%, AND OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING. | SENSORS AT 11%, AND OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING. |
198 | 00:11:55,348 | 00:11:56,817 | HOLD OUR PRESENT COURSE. | HOLD OUR PRESENT COURSE. |
199 | 00:12:04,825 | 00:12:07,460 | WHERE ARE YOU, DODGERS? | WHERE ARE YOU, DODGERS? |
200 | 00:12:13,366 | 00:12:15,335 | WHERE ARE YOU? | WHERE ARE YOU? |
201 | 00:12:17,805 | 00:12:19,006 | THERE! | THERE! |
202 | 00:12:19,072 | 00:12:20,007 | FIRE! | FIRE! |
203 | 00:12:24,444 | 00:12:26,947 | HE'S HELPLESS. NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM NOW. | HE'S HELPLESS. NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM NOW. |
204 | 00:12:27,014 | 00:12:28,748 | FINISH HIM, YOUR HIGHNESS. | FINISH HIM, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
205 | 00:12:32,920 | 00:12:35,555 | IT SEEMS THAT THE M-MARTIAN QUEEN IS HESITATING. | IT SEEMS THAT THE M-MARTIAN QUEEN IS HESITATING. |
206 | 00:12:35,622 | 00:12:37,290 | WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? | WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? |
207 | 00:12:37,357 | 00:12:39,092 | ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SIR? | ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SIR? |
208 | 00:12:39,159 | 00:12:40,760 | SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU. | SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU. |
209 | 00:12:40,828 | 00:12:41,829 | SHE LOVES YOU. | SHE LOVES YOU. |
210 | 00:12:41,895 | 00:12:44,331 | GEE, IMAGINE THAT. | GEE, IMAGINE THAT. |
211 | 00:12:44,397 | 00:12:45,899 | SHE LOVES ME. | SHE LOVES ME. |
212 | 00:12:45,966 | 00:12:49,169 | THAT'S JUST THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE I NEED. | THAT'S JUST THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE I NEED. |
213 | 00:12:50,603 | 00:12:51,972 | SPIN THIS PUPPY AROUND | SPIN THIS PUPPY AROUND |
214 | 00:12:52,039 | 00:12:54,341 | AND BLAST HER ENGINE THINGIES. | AND BLAST HER ENGINE THINGIES. |
215 | 00:13:03,216 | 00:13:04,918 | HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US. | HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US. |
216 | 00:13:13,693 | 00:13:18,065 | HOORAY! WOO-HOO! | HOORAY! WOO-HOO! |
217 | 00:13:18,131 | 00:13:20,533 | BUT IF YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE NICER TO HER, | BUT IF YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE NICER TO HER, |
218 | 00:13:20,600 | 00:13:22,035 | SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU BACK. | SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU BACK. |
219 | 00:13:22,102 | 00:13:24,304 | YOU COULD'VE BEEN KING OF MARS. | YOU COULD'VE BEEN KING OF MARS. |
220 | 00:13:24,371 | 00:13:26,073 | KING OF MARS? | KING OF MARS? |
221 | 00:13:26,139 | 00:13:27,507 | DAMES. | DAMES. |
222 | 00:13:32,012 | 00:13:33,313 | GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS. | GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
223 | 00:13:33,380 | 00:13:36,049 | I HOPE YOUR HUNTING TRIP WENT WELL. | I HOPE YOUR HUNTING TRIP WENT WELL. |
224 | 00:13:36,116 | 00:13:38,251 | MY SHIP HAS BEEN DISABLED, | MY SHIP HAS BEEN DISABLED, |
225 | 00:13:38,318 | 00:13:40,820 | AND DUCK DODGERS HAS GOTTEN AWAY. | AND DUCK DODGERS HAS GOTTEN AWAY. |
226 | 00:13:40,888 | 00:13:43,156 | I'M SO VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. | I'M SO VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. |
227 | 00:13:43,223 | 00:13:45,092 | I WILL SEND A ROYAL SHUTTLE, | I WILL SEND A ROYAL SHUTTLE, |
228 | 00:13:45,158 | 00:13:47,660 | BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO GET TO YOU. | BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO GET TO YOU. |
229 | 00:13:47,727 | 00:13:50,964 | OH, I HAVE A WAY TO PASS THE TIME. | OH, I HAVE A WAY TO PASS THE TIME. |
230 | 00:13:53,400 | 00:13:55,435 | [SCREAMING] | [SCREAMING] |
231 | 00:13:59,106 | 00:14:02,142 | SO HE'S MECHANICAL. | SO HE'S MECHANICAL. |
232 | 00:14:19,059 | 00:14:20,994 | GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
233 | 00:14:21,061 | 00:14:22,862 | HERE'S THE MORNING SPACE MAIL. | HERE'S THE MORNING SPACE MAIL. |
234 | 00:14:22,930 | 00:14:24,697 | HMM, LET'S SEE. | HMM, LET'S SEE. |
235 | 00:14:24,764 | 00:14:27,067 | SUMMONS, SUMMONS, | SUMMONS, SUMMONS, |
236 | 00:14:27,134 | 00:14:28,235 | RESTRAINING ORDER. | RESTRAINING ORDER. |
237 | 00:14:28,301 | 00:14:31,438 | GEE, I REALLY SHOULD CALL HER. | GEE, I REALLY SHOULD CALL HER. |
238 | 00:14:31,504 | 00:14:32,805 | CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? | CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? |
239 | 00:14:32,872 | 00:14:35,242 | I GOT ANOTHER STUPID NOTICE DEMANDING ME | I GOT ANOTHER STUPID NOTICE DEMANDING ME |
240 | 00:14:35,308 | 00:14:37,710 | TO SHOW UP FOR PROTECTORATE TRAINING. | TO SHOW UP FOR PROTECTORATE TRAINING. |
241 | 00:14:37,777 | 00:14:39,312 | RUBBISH. | RUBBISH. |
242 | 00:14:42,582 | 00:14:44,517 | AAH! | AAH! |
243 | 00:14:45,953 | 00:14:49,456 | THIS TRAINING IS MANDA-MANDA-- IT'S REQUIRED. | THIS TRAINING IS MANDA-MANDA-- IT'S REQUIRED. |
244 | 00:14:49,522 | 00:14:52,592 | ALL PROTECTORATE PERSONNEL MUST KEEP UP THEIR CREDENTIALS | ALL PROTECTORATE PERSONNEL MUST KEEP UP THEIR CREDENTIALS |
245 | 00:14:52,659 | 00:14:54,962 | BY PASSING THE ANNUAL PROTECTORATE TRAINING TESTS. | BY PASSING THE ANNUAL PROTECTORATE TRAINING TESTS. |
246 | 00:14:55,028 | 00:14:57,931 | SEE? I PASSED MINE EARLIER THIS YEAR. | SEE? I PASSED MINE EARLIER THIS YEAR. |
247 | 00:14:57,998 | 00:15:00,200 | I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. | I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. |
248 | 00:15:00,267 | 00:15:02,435 | I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW FROM THE STREETS. | I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW FROM THE STREETS. |
249 | 00:15:02,502 | 00:15:05,973 | BETTER GET MOVING, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. | BETTER GET MOVING, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. |
250 | 00:15:11,578 | 00:15:16,916 | ATTENTION! | ATTENTION! |
251 | 00:15:16,984 | 00:15:20,353 | MASTER SERGEANT EMILY DICKINSON JONES! | MASTER SERGEANT EMILY DICKINSON JONES! |
252 | 00:15:20,420 | 00:15:21,888 | UM, EXCUSE ME, | UM, EXCUSE ME, |
253 | 00:15:21,955 | 00:15:23,957 | DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS EMILY? | DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS EMILY? |
254 | 00:15:24,024 | 00:15:25,758 | YES, I DID, SOLDIER. | YES, I DID, SOLDIER. |
255 | 00:15:25,825 | 00:15:27,627 | DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? | DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? |
256 | 00:15:27,694 | 00:15:30,230 | IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, | IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, |
257 | 00:15:30,297 | 00:15:32,932 | EMILY IS A LADY'S NAME. | EMILY IS A LADY'S NAME. |
258 | 00:15:33,000 | 00:15:35,568 | HA HA HA HA! | HA HA HA HA! |
259 | 00:15:35,635 | 00:15:37,837 | HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY, | HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY, |
260 | 00:15:37,904 | 00:15:40,040 | WE'RE UNENCUMBERED BY GENDER-BASED NAMES. | WE'RE UNENCUMBERED BY GENDER-BASED NAMES. |
261 | 00:15:40,107 | 00:15:44,111 | AND MY MAMA HAPPENS TO BE A FAN OF ROMANTIC POETRY. | AND MY MAMA HAPPENS TO BE A FAN OF ROMANTIC POETRY. |
262 | 00:15:44,177 | 00:15:47,514 | HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? | HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? |
263 | 00:15:47,580 | 00:15:51,118 | IT SEEMS THAT WE'VE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING, EMILY. | IT SEEMS THAT WE'VE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING, EMILY. |
264 | 00:15:51,184 | 00:15:53,920 | EMILY. HA HA HA! | EMILY. HA HA HA! |
265 | 00:15:53,987 | 00:15:55,522 | EMILY! HA HA HA! | EMILY! HA HA HA! |
266 | 00:15:55,588 | 00:15:57,190 | AN AUTHORITY HATER, EH? | AN AUTHORITY HATER, EH? |
267 | 00:15:57,257 | 00:15:59,559 | DROP AND GIVE ME 50! | DROP AND GIVE ME 50! |
268 | 00:15:59,626 | 00:16:00,660 | 50 WHAT? | 50 WHAT? |
269 | 00:16:00,727 | 00:16:01,995 | PUSH-UPS! | PUSH-UPS! |
270 | 00:16:02,062 | 00:16:05,165 | [GRUNTING] | [GRUNTING] |
271 | 00:16:10,237 | 00:16:11,904 | SARGE, ON THIS FIRST ONE, | SARGE, ON THIS FIRST ONE, |
272 | 00:16:11,971 | 00:16:13,940 | DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A SPOT? | DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A SPOT? |
273 | 00:16:14,007 | 00:16:16,976 | I JUST LIVE FOR GUYS LIKE YOU. | I JUST LIVE FOR GUYS LIKE YOU. |
274 | 00:16:21,548 | 00:16:24,151 | DODGERS, IN THIS TEST, YOU WILL BE PILOTING A SPACE FIGHTER | DODGERS, IN THIS TEST, YOU WILL BE PILOTING A SPACE FIGHTER |
275 | 00:16:24,217 | 00:16:25,985 | IN A COMPLETELY VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT. | IN A COMPLETELY VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT. |
276 | 00:16:26,053 | 00:16:28,055 | OOH, SOUNDS SCARY. | OOH, SOUNDS SCARY. |
277 | 00:16:28,121 | 00:16:30,123 | DON'T WORRY, LITTLE DUCK. | DON'T WORRY, LITTLE DUCK. |
278 | 00:16:30,190 | 00:16:32,059 | THE COMPUTER'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SURE | THE COMPUTER'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SURE |
279 | 00:16:32,125 | 00:16:35,128 | YOU FEEL EVERY BIT OF PAIN AND ANGUISH. | YOU FEEL EVERY BIT OF PAIN AND ANGUISH. |
280 | 00:16:36,596 | 00:16:38,631 | GET READY, PILOT. | GET READY, PILOT. |
281 | 00:16:45,905 | 00:16:47,574 | Sergeant Dickinson: TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, | Sergeant Dickinson: TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, |
282 | 00:16:47,640 | 00:16:50,577 | WE'VE RECREATED A FIGHTER PILOT FROM THE 20th CENTURY | WE'VE RECREATED A FIGHTER PILOT FROM THE 20th CENTURY |
283 | 00:16:50,643 | 00:16:52,312 | TO BE YOUR OPPONENT. | TO BE YOUR OPPONENT. |
284 | 00:16:52,379 | 00:16:58,751 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
285 | 00:16:58,818 | 00:17:00,053 | UH-OH. | UH-OH. |
286 | 00:17:00,120 | 00:17:03,490 | I'M SURE THEY CHOSE SOMEONE BEYOND FORMIDABLE. | I'M SURE THEY CHOSE SOMEONE BEYOND FORMIDABLE. |
287 | 00:17:04,057 | 00:17:05,858 | HI-OH! | HI-OH! |
288 | 00:17:05,925 | 00:17:07,794 | TV's ED McMAHON? | TV's ED McMAHON? |
289 | 00:17:07,860 | 00:17:09,262 | YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR. | YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR. |
290 | 00:17:09,329 | 00:17:11,064 | FOR A MINUTE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED. | FOR A MINUTE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED. |
291 | 00:17:11,131 | 00:17:13,866 | I'M FULLY QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR CHALLENGER. | I'M FULLY QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR CHALLENGER. |
292 | 00:17:13,933 | 00:17:17,437 | I WAS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY. | I WAS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY. |
293 | 00:17:17,504 | 00:17:20,039 | WOW. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. | WOW. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. |
294 | 00:17:20,107 | 00:17:21,908 | SHALL WE HAVE AT IT THEN? | SHALL WE HAVE AT IT THEN? |
295 | 00:17:21,974 | 00:17:23,576 | IT WILL BE A PLEASURE, SIR. | IT WILL BE A PLEASURE, SIR. |
296 | 00:17:23,643 | 00:17:26,546 | NO, SIR, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. | NO, SIR, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. |
297 | 00:17:26,613 | 00:17:28,115 | AND AWAY WE GO! | AND AWAY WE GO! |
298 | 00:17:28,181 | 00:17:30,583 | HEY, ED, YOU NEVER SAID THAT. WHAT? | HEY, ED, YOU NEVER SAID THAT. WHAT? |
299 | 00:17:30,650 | 00:17:33,253 | I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JACKIE GLEASON'S LINE. | I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JACKIE GLEASON'S LINE. |
300 | 00:17:33,320 | 00:17:36,856 | REALLY? HOW ABOUT NANOO, NANOO? | REALLY? HOW ABOUT NANOO, NANOO? |
301 | 00:17:36,923 | 00:17:38,591 | THAT'S MORK FROM ORK. | THAT'S MORK FROM ORK. |
302 | 00:17:38,658 | 00:17:39,692 | AH, DANG. | AH, DANG. |
303 | 00:17:39,759 | 00:17:42,262 | MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING MUST BE ACTING UP. | MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING MUST BE ACTING UP. |
304 | 00:17:42,329 | 00:17:43,730 | WHERE'S THE BEEF? | WHERE'S THE BEEF? |
305 | 00:17:43,796 | 00:17:45,298 | CLARA PELLER. WHO? | CLARA PELLER. WHO? |
306 | 00:17:45,365 | 00:17:46,899 | THAT OLD HAMBURGER LADY. | THAT OLD HAMBURGER LADY. |
307 | 00:17:46,966 | 00:17:48,301 | LOOK, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT OR WHAT? | LOOK, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT OR WHAT? |
308 | 00:17:48,368 | 00:17:52,038 | A THOUSAND PARDONS, OH, WISE AND EXALTED DUCK. | A THOUSAND PARDONS, OH, WISE AND EXALTED DUCK. |
309 | 00:17:52,105 | 00:17:53,606 | HEY, THAT'S ME! | HEY, THAT'S ME! |
310 | 00:17:53,673 | 00:17:55,342 | WHATEVER. | WHATEVER. |
311 | 00:17:56,042 | 00:17:57,510 | ED McMAHON. HA! | ED McMAHON. HA! |
312 | 00:17:57,577 | 00:18:00,880 | I COULD WIN THIS DOGFIGHT WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY-- | I COULD WIN THIS DOGFIGHT WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY-- |
313 | 00:18:00,947 | 00:18:02,715 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
314 | 00:18:05,152 | 00:18:07,154 | HI-OH! | HI-OH! |
315 | 00:18:10,423 | 00:18:11,358 | AAH! | AAH! |
316 | 00:18:15,362 | 00:18:17,564 | SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL! | SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL! |
317 | 00:18:17,630 | 00:18:18,398 | CAN'T PULL UP! | CAN'T PULL UP! |
318 | 00:18:18,465 | 00:18:21,268 | I--I'VE LOST PRIMARY ENGINE! | I--I'VE LOST PRIMARY ENGINE! |
319 | 00:18:21,334 | 00:18:23,002 | EXPLOSION IMMINENT! | EXPLOSION IMMINENT! |
320 | 00:18:23,069 | 00:18:25,872 | CAN'T EJECT! CURSE YOU, ED McMAHON! | CAN'T EJECT! CURSE YOU, ED McMAHON! |
321 | 00:18:25,938 | 00:18:27,374 | OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE! | OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE! |
322 | 00:18:27,440 | 00:18:29,876 | HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER? | HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER? |
323 | 00:18:31,244 | 00:18:33,746 | AND TO THINK, THEY PAY ME TO DO THIS. | AND TO THINK, THEY PAY ME TO DO THIS. |
324 | 00:18:37,150 | 00:18:40,019 | WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, DODGERS-- | WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, DODGERS-- |
325 | 00:18:40,086 | 00:18:42,455 | HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT. | HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT. |
326 | 00:18:42,522 | 00:18:45,525 | LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR NEXT OPPONENT-- | LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR NEXT OPPONENT-- |
327 | 00:18:45,592 | 00:18:48,027 | UDA FRAUBURGER! | UDA FRAUBURGER! |
328 | 00:18:48,094 | 00:18:53,032 | LADIES CHAMPION WRESTLER FOR THE NEW EAST GERMAN WRESTLING LEAGUE! | LADIES CHAMPION WRESTLER FOR THE NEW EAST GERMAN WRESTLING LEAGUE! |
329 | 00:18:53,099 | 00:18:55,268 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
330 | 00:18:55,335 | 00:18:57,170 | BUT SHE'S A WOMAN. | BUT SHE'S A WOMAN. |
331 | 00:18:57,237 | 00:18:58,938 | OR A MAN WITH 9 BACKS. | OR A MAN WITH 9 BACKS. |
332 | 00:18:59,005 | 00:19:02,041 | REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THERE FOR 3 MINUTES | REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THERE FOR 3 MINUTES |
333 | 00:19:02,108 | 00:19:03,810 | TO GET A PASSING GRADE. | TO GET A PASSING GRADE. |
334 | 00:19:03,876 | 00:19:06,279 | ALL RIGHT, FRAU FRAUBURGER, | ALL RIGHT, FRAU FRAUBURGER, |
335 | 00:19:06,346 | 00:19:08,281 | PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, | PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, |
336 | 00:19:08,348 | 00:19:10,883 | AS I CAN SHOW YOU NO MERCY. | AS I CAN SHOW YOU NO MERCY. |
337 | 00:19:15,955 | 00:19:19,426 | IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY TENT, WORKING ON MY RESUME. | IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY TENT, WORKING ON MY RESUME. |
338 | 00:19:19,492 | 00:19:21,093 | I'LL TALLY YOUR SCORES | I'LL TALLY YOUR SCORES |
339 | 00:19:21,160 | 00:19:23,330 | AND DELIVER MY FINAL REPORT IN THE MORNING. | AND DELIVER MY FINAL REPORT IN THE MORNING. |
340 | 00:19:26,966 | 00:19:28,435 | MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
341 | 00:19:28,501 | 00:19:30,770 | ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL GRADE? | ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL GRADE? |
342 | 00:19:30,837 | 00:19:32,372 | SOCK IT TO ME, SARGIE. | SOCK IT TO ME, SARGIE. |
343 | 00:19:32,439 | 00:19:35,775 | DUCK DODGERS, BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, | DUCK DODGERS, BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, |
344 | 00:19:35,842 | 00:19:39,579 | I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FINAL GRADE IS... | I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FINAL GRADE IS... |
345 | 00:19:39,646 | 00:19:41,781 | A-PLUS? | A-PLUS? |
346 | 00:19:41,848 | 00:19:43,115 | BUT HOW? | BUT HOW? |
347 | 00:19:43,182 | 00:19:45,518 | ACTUALLY, IT WAS ALL TOO SIMPLE. | ACTUALLY, IT WAS ALL TOO SIMPLE. |
348 | 00:19:45,585 | 00:19:49,956 | ALL I NEEDED WAS A WELL-EXECUTED PLAN. | ALL I NEEDED WAS A WELL-EXECUTED PLAN. |
349 | 00:19:50,022 | 00:19:51,858 | HOW DO THINGS LOOK DOWN HERE? | HOW DO THINGS LOOK DOWN HERE? |
350 | 00:19:51,924 | 00:19:54,361 | YOU GOT TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS. | YOU GOT TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS. |
351 | 00:19:54,427 | 00:19:56,963 | HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET INSIDE AND STEAL THE GRADE BOOK? | HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET INSIDE AND STEAL THE GRADE BOOK? |
352 | 00:19:57,029 | 00:19:58,731 | DON'T WORRY, CADET. | DON'T WORRY, CADET. |
353 | 00:19:58,798 | 00:20:01,901 | I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEIR MINDS ON THEIR WORK. | I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEIR MINDS ON THEIR WORK. |
354 | 00:20:03,703 | 00:20:06,473 | EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SYDNEY BRISTOW. | EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SYDNEY BRISTOW. |
355 | 00:20:06,539 | 00:20:09,208 | CHARLIE, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? | CHARLIE, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? |
356 | 00:20:10,610 | 00:20:12,979 | I'M SEEING IT, BUT I AIN'T BELIEVING IT. | I'M SEEING IT, BUT I AIN'T BELIEVING IT. |
357 | 00:20:13,045 | 00:20:15,114 | YOU TWO DOPES ARE INTOXICATED | YOU TWO DOPES ARE INTOXICATED |
358 | 00:20:15,181 | 00:20:17,917 | WITH MY WILD BEAUTY, ARE YOU NOT? | WITH MY WILD BEAUTY, ARE YOU NOT? |
359 | 00:20:17,984 | 00:20:19,719 | NO. NO WAY. | NO. NO WAY. |
360 | 00:20:19,786 | 00:20:23,523 | YOUR SWOONING CRANIUMS AREN'T FORGETTING THEIR DUTIES, ARE THEY? | YOUR SWOONING CRANIUMS AREN'T FORGETTING THEIR DUTIES, ARE THEY? |
361 | 00:20:23,590 | 00:20:25,392 | YOU'RE A GUY DUCK, AREN'T YOU? | YOU'RE A GUY DUCK, AREN'T YOU? |
362 | 00:20:25,458 | 00:20:26,993 | LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. | LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. |
363 | 00:20:27,059 | 00:20:30,297 | HOWS ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU TWO GALOOTS 50 ASTRO BUCKS | HOWS ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU TWO GALOOTS 50 ASTRO BUCKS |
364 | 00:20:30,363 | 00:20:31,798 | TO LET ME IN THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS? | TO LET ME IN THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS? |
365 | 00:20:31,864 | 00:20:34,667 | AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING ON A STRING. | AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING ON A STRING. |
366 | 00:20:34,734 | 00:20:36,736 | BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. | BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. |
367 | 00:20:37,937 | 00:20:38,738 | I'M IN. | I'M IN. |
368 | 00:20:38,805 | 00:20:42,475 | SERGEANT STUPID IS SOUND ASLEEP. | SERGEANT STUPID IS SOUND ASLEEP. |
369 | 00:20:42,542 | 00:20:45,945 | AND I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED MY QUARRY. | AND I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED MY QUARRY. |
370 | 00:20:46,012 | 00:20:47,547 | DEPLOY COUNTERMEASURES. | DEPLOY COUNTERMEASURES. |
371 | 00:20:47,614 | 00:20:50,417 | AFFIRMATIVE. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES. | AFFIRMATIVE. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES. |
372 | 00:20:55,154 | 00:20:57,357 | LASER ACTIVATED TRIP WIRES, EH? | LASER ACTIVATED TRIP WIRES, EH? |
373 | 00:20:57,424 | 00:21:00,360 | I'LL USE MY GRAPPLE BELT. | I'LL USE MY GRAPPLE BELT. |
374 | 00:21:05,031 | 00:21:07,033 | A FLYING FISH! | A FLYING FISH! |
375 | 00:21:13,306 | 00:21:15,375 | UH! | UH! |
376 | 00:21:16,443 | 00:21:18,978 | A BOWL THIS SIZE REALLY NEEDS A GUEST ROOM. | A BOWL THIS SIZE REALLY NEEDS A GUEST ROOM. |
377 | 00:21:19,045 | 00:21:23,450 | CAPTAIN, I'M DETECTING SOME STRANGE GARGLING NOISES. | CAPTAIN, I'M DETECTING SOME STRANGE GARGLING NOISES. |
378 | 00:21:23,516 | 00:21:25,552 | THOSE ARE MY LUNGS. | THOSE ARE MY LUNGS. |
379 | 00:21:25,618 | 00:21:28,020 | BUT MY MISSION'S ACCOMPLISHED. | BUT MY MISSION'S ACCOMPLISHED. |
380 | 00:21:28,087 | 00:21:29,389 | AND JUST LIKE THAT, | AND JUST LIKE THAT, |
381 | 00:21:29,456 | 00:21:32,725 | MY GRADE WENT FROM AN F-MINUS TO AN A-PLUS. | MY GRADE WENT FROM AN F-MINUS TO AN A-PLUS. |
382 | 00:21:34,361 | 00:21:38,398 | SEE, I JUST THOUGHT I'D-- | SEE, I JUST THOUGHT I'D-- |
383 | 00:21:38,465 | 00:21:40,433 | STEAL MY GRADE BOOK! | STEAL MY GRADE BOOK! |
384 | 00:21:40,500 | 00:21:44,036 | AND FALSIFY OFFICIAL PROTECTORATE RECORDS! | AND FALSIFY OFFICIAL PROTECTORATE RECORDS! |
385 | 00:21:44,103 | 00:21:45,672 | WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... | WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... |
386 | 00:21:45,738 | 00:21:49,241 | WHY, DODGERS, I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD. | WHY, DODGERS, I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD. |
387 | 00:21:49,308 | 00:21:50,843 | WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS? | WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS? |
388 | 00:21:50,910 | 00:21:53,880 | WHY, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF RESOURCEFUL, CUNNING, | WHY, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF RESOURCEFUL, CUNNING, |
389 | 00:21:53,946 | 00:21:58,150 | AND INGENIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS! | AND INGENIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS! |
390 | 00:21:58,217 | 00:22:00,319 | HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA! | HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA! |
391 | 00:22:03,255 | 00:22:06,325 | CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN, YOU DID IT. | CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN, YOU DID IT. |
392 | 00:22:06,393 | 00:22:08,094 | YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. | YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. |
393 | 00:22:08,160 | 00:22:09,596 | I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON | I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON |
394 | 00:22:09,662 | 00:22:12,399 | ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF A PROPER EDUCATION. | ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF A PROPER EDUCATION. |
395 | 00:22:17,269 | 00:22:19,972 | I TOLD HIM I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. | I TOLD HIM I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. |