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1 00:00:05,806 00:00:09,743 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE *
2 00:00:09,810 00:00:12,046 * DIVIDE * DIVIDE
3 00:00:13,981 00:00:15,816 * BUT HOW * BUT HOW
4 00:00:15,883 00:00:17,885 * WOULD THE UNIVERSE * WOULD THE UNIVERSE
5 00:00:17,951 00:00:20,454 * SURVIVE? * SURVIVE?
6 00:00:22,056 00:00:28,062 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:00:31,732 00:00:34,668 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
8 00:00:34,735 00:00:36,537 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
9 00:00:38,606 00:00:42,743 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING *
10 00:00:42,810 00:00:44,645 * TYRANNY * TYRANNY
11 00:00:47,014 00:00:49,083 * IN THE 24th * IN THE 24th
12 00:00:49,150 00:00:57,725 * AND 1/2 CENTURY * AND 1/2 CENTURY
13 00:01:21,349 00:01:23,617 AAH! AAH!
14 00:01:35,496 00:01:37,665 UH-OH. UH-OH.
15 00:01:37,731 00:01:38,799 DEAD END. DEAD END.
16 00:01:38,866 00:01:40,534 NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.
17 00:01:47,475 00:01:50,544 HEY THERE, SWEET STUFF. HEY THERE, SWEET STUFF.
18 00:01:50,611 00:01:54,915 PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS.
19 00:01:54,982 00:01:56,884 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTING]
20 00:01:56,950 00:01:59,253 PRETTY FANCY MOVES THERE, BABY, PRETTY FANCY MOVES THERE, BABY,
21 00:01:59,320 00:02:01,889 BUT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED ME. BUT YOU COMPLETELY MISSED ME.
22 00:02:03,991 00:02:06,960 OK, YOU MOSTLY MISSED ME. OK, YOU MOSTLY MISSED ME.
23 00:02:07,027 00:02:10,164 EVEN AS A ROBOT, HE'S ANNOYING. EVEN AS A ROBOT, HE'S ANNOYING.
24 00:02:10,231 00:02:13,267 OH, THAT WAS JUST PEACHY, MY QUEEN. OH, THAT WAS JUST PEACHY, MY QUEEN.
25 00:02:13,334 00:02:15,903 A SIMPLY DUCKY DECAPITATION. A SIMPLY DUCKY DECAPITATION.
26 00:02:15,969 00:02:18,172 IF ONLY IT WERE THE REAL THING. IF ONLY IT WERE THE REAL THING.
27 00:02:18,239 00:02:21,309 CAREFUL WITH THE CABEZA. I HAVE A SOFT PALATE. CAREFUL WITH THE CABEZA. I HAVE A SOFT PALATE.
28 00:02:21,375 00:02:23,043 GLAD TO OBLIGE. GLAD TO OBLIGE.
29 00:02:23,110 00:02:24,812 WHOA! WHOA!
30 00:02:24,878 00:02:27,348 OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OH! OUCH! OOH! OUCH! OH!
31 00:02:27,415 00:02:29,283 BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MY QUEEN, BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MY QUEEN,
32 00:02:29,350 00:02:31,385 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER HIM.
33 00:02:31,452 00:02:33,687 LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, COMMANDER-- LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, COMMANDER--
34 00:02:33,754 00:02:36,290 A STORY OF BETRAYAL AND LIES A STORY OF BETRAYAL AND LIES
35 00:02:36,357 00:02:38,626 AND A WOMAN'S HEART TORN ASUNDER. AND A WOMAN'S HEART TORN ASUNDER.
36 00:02:38,692 00:02:42,129 LET ME TELL YOU OF A CONSORT'S THRONE LEFT VACANT, LET ME TELL YOU OF A CONSORT'S THRONE LEFT VACANT,
37 00:02:42,196 00:02:44,565 A BRIDAL CHAMBER LEFT BARREN, A BRIDAL CHAMBER LEFT BARREN,
38 00:02:44,632 00:02:50,638 AND A RECEPTION HALL LEFT FILLED WITH THEM BIG SHRIMP. AND A RECEPTION HALL LEFT FILLED WITH THEM BIG SHRIMP.
39 00:02:50,704 00:02:52,806 I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I FEEL YOUR PAIN.
40 00:02:52,873 00:02:56,777 BUT NOW I WILL HAVE MY RICHLY DESERVED REVENGE. BUT NOW I WILL HAVE MY RICHLY DESERVED REVENGE.
41 00:02:56,844 00:03:01,782 I, MYSELF, WILL HUMILIATE DUCK DODGERS AS HE HUMILIATED ME. I, MYSELF, WILL HUMILIATE DUCK DODGERS AS HE HUMILIATED ME.
42 00:03:01,849 00:03:03,717 AND WHEN THE WRETCH BEGS FOR MERCY, AND WHEN THE WRETCH BEGS FOR MERCY,
43 00:03:03,784 00:03:07,321 HE SHALL RECEIVE NAUGHT BUT THE HEEL OF MY FOOT HE SHALL RECEIVE NAUGHT BUT THE HEEL OF MY FOOT
44 00:03:07,388 00:03:11,191 AND MY LAUGH OF BITTER CONTEMPT. AND MY LAUGH OF BITTER CONTEMPT.
45 00:03:12,092 00:03:14,061 Voice: HA HA HA! Voice: HA HA HA!
46 00:03:14,127 00:03:17,598 HAPPY CAT SAY TIME TO WAKE UP! HAPPY CAT SAY TIME TO WAKE UP!
47 00:03:17,665 00:03:19,333 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
48 00:03:19,400 00:03:21,235 YOU THINK HAPPY CAT KIDDING? YOU THINK HAPPY CAT KIDDING?
49 00:03:21,302 00:03:23,103 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
50 00:03:23,170 00:03:26,907 WAKEY WAKEY, SNOOZY DUCK! WAKEY WAKEY, SNOOZY DUCK!
51 00:03:26,974 00:03:28,576 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
52 00:03:28,642 00:03:32,946 THAT CADET BUYS THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. THAT CADET BUYS THE WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
53 00:03:33,013 00:03:34,448 YO, CADET, YO, CADET,
54 00:03:34,515 00:03:35,849 HOW ABOUT WORKING ME UP ONE OF THEM FAMOUS HOW ABOUT WORKING ME UP ONE OF THEM FAMOUS
55 00:03:35,916 00:03:40,153 DEEP-DISH POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZAS? DEEP-DISH POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZAS?
56 00:03:40,220 00:03:44,292 WOW. CADET'S QUARTERS ARE A TOTAL PIG STY. WOW. CADET'S QUARTERS ARE A TOTAL PIG STY.
57 00:03:44,358 00:03:46,394 HE'S USUALLY SUCH A NEAT FREAK, HE'S USUALLY SUCH A NEAT FREAK,
58 00:03:46,460 00:03:49,229 FOR A GUY WHO'S ACTUALLY A PIG. FOR A GUY WHO'S ACTUALLY A PIG.
59 00:03:49,297 00:03:52,566 WAKEY WAKE, SNOOZY PIG. GOTCHA! WAKEY WAKE, SNOOZY PIG. GOTCHA!
60 00:03:55,436 00:03:57,438 GREETINGS, DUCK DODGERS. GREETINGS, DUCK DODGERS.
61 00:03:57,505 00:04:00,341 AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CADET'S BED? AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CADET'S BED?
62 00:04:00,408 00:04:02,943 THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION, YOU IDIOT. THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION, YOU IDIOT.
63 00:04:03,010 00:04:05,479 I--I KNEW THAT. I--I KNEW THAT.
64 00:04:05,546 00:04:08,215 YOUR PRECIOUS CADET IS MY PRISONER, YOUR PRECIOUS CADET IS MY PRISONER,
65 00:04:08,282 00:04:10,518 AND IF YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO SEE HIM AGAIN, AND IF YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO SEE HIM AGAIN,
66 00:04:10,584 00:04:15,556 YOU WILL MEET ME ON THE FROZEN PLAINS OF FRIDGDONIA 7. YOU WILL MEET ME ON THE FROZEN PLAINS OF FRIDGDONIA 7.
67 00:04:22,863 00:04:25,366 AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA TRY AND RESCUE HIM? AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA TRY AND RESCUE HIM?
68 00:04:25,433 00:04:28,836 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF GETTING AN INTERN. ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING OF GETTING AN INTERN.
69 00:04:28,902 00:04:31,805 MULL IT OVER, HERO BOY. MULL IT OVER, HERO BOY.
70 00:04:31,872 00:04:36,710 WELL, THE CADET DOES MAKE A MEAN POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZA. WELL, THE CADET DOES MAKE A MEAN POT-STICKER AND KIELBASA PIZZA.
71 00:04:53,961 00:04:57,431 WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY FRESH IN THIS GLASS. WONDER HOW LONG I'LL STAY FRESH IN THIS GLASS.
72 00:05:01,068 00:05:03,704 YEP, IT'S A FROZEN DUCK AND A FROZEN CHICKEN YEP, IT'S A FROZEN DUCK AND A FROZEN CHICKEN
73 00:05:03,771 00:05:06,106 OFF TO SAVE A FROZEN PIG, OFF TO SAVE A FROZEN PIG,
74 00:05:06,173 00:05:08,376 ALL OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE ALL OF WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE
75 00:05:08,442 00:05:11,912 OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET. OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMARKET.
76 00:05:11,979 00:05:14,682 HE SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE. HE SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE.
77 00:05:14,748 00:05:17,184 OH, IT'S CHARADES. I LOVE CHARADES. OH, IT'S CHARADES. I LOVE CHARADES.
78 00:05:17,250 00:05:20,087 LET'S SEE. WAVING. WAVING LIKE CRAZY. LET'S SEE. WAVING. WAVING LIKE CRAZY.
79 00:05:20,153 00:05:22,055 GOOD-BYE. MAGIC FINGERS. GOOD-BYE. MAGIC FINGERS.
80 00:05:22,122 00:05:23,424 GOOD-BYE, MR. CHIPS. GOOD-BYE, MR. CHIPS.
81 00:05:23,491 00:05:26,394 PIANO PLAYING. VICTOR BORGE. VICTOR MATURE. PIANO PLAYING. VICTOR BORGE. VICTOR MATURE.
82 00:05:26,460 00:05:28,862 CHEERS! TAXI! MARILU HENNER! CHEERS! TAXI! MARILU HENNER!
83 00:05:28,929 00:05:30,598 NO. SOUNDS LIKE... NO. SOUNDS LIKE...
84 00:05:30,664 00:05:34,935 POINT. MOINT. ROINT. SOINT. COINT. DOINT. LOINT. POINT. MOINT. ROINT. SOINT. COINT. DOINT. LOINT.
85 00:05:35,002 00:05:37,938 SOUNDS LIKE POINTING. BOINTING. MOINTING. ROINTING. SOUNDS LIKE POINTING. BOINTING. MOINTING. ROINTING.
86 00:05:38,005 00:05:41,409 SOINTING. COINTING. OINTING. DOINTING. SOINTING. COINTING. OINTING. DOINTING.
87 00:05:41,475 00:05:43,276 BREATH! DRIVING MISS DAISY! BREATH! DRIVING MISS DAISY!
88 00:05:43,343 00:05:44,745 NO. NO.
89 00:05:44,812 00:05:47,948 L-O-O-K OUT. L-O-O-K OUT.
90 00:05:48,015 00:05:51,184 HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPELL STUFF OUT IN CHARADES. HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPELL STUFF OUT IN CHARADES.
91 00:05:51,251 00:05:52,753 SORT OF TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT. SORT OF TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT.
92 00:05:52,820 00:05:55,188 [SQUAWKS] [SQUAWKS]
93 00:05:55,255 00:05:56,624 AAH! AAH!
94 00:06:02,863 00:06:05,032 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, DODGERS? WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, DODGERS?
95 00:06:05,098 00:06:09,570 WELL, BESIDES MAKING SOME OF THE PRETTIEST SNOW ANGELS YOU'VE EVER SEEN, WELL, BESIDES MAKING SOME OF THE PRETTIEST SNOW ANGELS YOU'VE EVER SEEN,
96 00:06:09,637 00:06:12,072 I'VE COME TO COLLECT MY PIG. I'VE COME TO COLLECT MY PIG.
97 00:06:12,139 00:06:13,974 IS THAT ALL, DODGERS? IS THAT ALL, DODGERS?
98 00:06:14,041 00:06:17,244 YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BEG MY FORGIVENESS FOR DASHING MY HEART YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BEG MY FORGIVENESS FOR DASHING MY HEART
99 00:06:17,310 00:06:20,481 AND SPURNING THE THRONE OF MARS? AND SPURNING THE THRONE OF MARS?
100 00:06:20,548 00:06:22,483 WHO DASHED WHERE AGAINST WHAT, NOW? WHO DASHED WHERE AGAINST WHAT, NOW?
101 00:06:22,550 00:06:26,119 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, ONCE AND FOR ALL. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH, ONCE AND FOR ALL.
102 00:06:29,289 00:06:31,525 THAT'S OK BY ME. THAT'S OK BY ME.
103 00:06:36,329 00:06:38,932 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING?
104 00:06:38,999 00:06:42,169 I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THE LADIES. I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS FROM THE LADIES.
105 00:06:42,235 00:06:44,037 THE LADIES? THE LADIES?
106 00:06:53,981 00:06:56,083 OF COURSE, NOT QUITE BIGGER THAN LIFE, OF COURSE, NOT QUITE BIGGER THAN LIFE,
107 00:06:56,149 00:06:57,851 BUT YOU GET THE CONCEPT. BUT YOU GET THE CONCEPT.
108 00:06:57,918 00:07:00,754 ALWAYS THE MODEST ONE, DODGERS. ALWAYS THE MODEST ONE, DODGERS.
109 00:07:00,821 00:07:02,456 AAH! AAH!
110 00:07:12,299 00:07:14,201 HI-YEEAH! HI-YEEAH!
111 00:07:16,169 00:07:18,839 SAY, YOU'RE CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE THERE. SAY, YOU'RE CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE THERE.
112 00:07:18,906 00:07:21,241 ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING? ARE YOU UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING?
113 00:07:21,308 00:07:23,143 ME? OF COURSE NOT. ME? OF COURSE NOT.
114 00:07:23,210 00:07:25,012 YOU JUST LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR. YOU JUST LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR.
115 00:07:25,078 00:07:27,915 GOOD. I HATE IT WHEN THESE THINGS GET PERSONAL. GOOD. I HATE IT WHEN THESE THINGS GET PERSONAL.
116 00:07:27,981 00:07:32,052 WE'RE JUST TWO SWORN ENEMIES WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS. WE'RE JUST TWO SWORN ENEMIES WITH NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS.
117 00:07:32,119 00:07:35,255 CONSENTING ADULTS IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH. CONSENTING ADULTS IN A DUEL TO THE DEATH.
118 00:07:35,322 00:07:36,957 EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
119 00:07:39,226 00:07:40,761 WHERE'S SHE GOING? WHERE'S SHE GOING?
120 00:07:40,828 00:07:43,864 BIGGER THAN LIFE, MY FOOT! BIGGER THAN LIFE, MY FOOT!
121 00:07:44,865 00:07:48,268 NO! MY BEAUTIFUL ICE SCULPTURE! NO! MY BEAUTIFUL ICE SCULPTURE!
122 00:07:48,335 00:07:51,204 I'LL CHOP THAT EGO DOWN A BIT. I'LL CHOP THAT EGO DOWN A BIT.
123 00:07:54,975 00:07:56,443 I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE CRUSHED I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE CRUSHED
124 00:07:56,510 00:07:58,679 BY A GIANT LIKENESS OF MY...SELF. BY A GIANT LIKENESS OF MY...SELF.
125 00:07:58,746 00:08:01,749 WOW, THAT FELT GREAT. WHAT A RELEASE. WOW, THAT FELT GREAT. WHAT A RELEASE.
126 00:08:03,350 00:08:06,219 JUST CALL ME THE POST-NASAL DRIP. JUST CALL ME THE POST-NASAL DRIP.
127 00:08:06,286 00:08:08,488 CATCH, SWEETUMS. CATCH, SWEETUMS.
128 00:08:12,359 00:08:14,094 UH! UH!
129 00:08:15,629 00:08:17,497 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTING]
130 00:08:18,766 00:08:21,769 YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THAT, DODGERS. YOU'LL SUFFER FOR THAT, DODGERS.
131 00:08:21,835 00:08:24,905 SHE MAKES BETTER SNOW ANGELS THAN I DO. SHE MAKES BETTER SNOW ANGELS THAN I DO.
132 00:08:32,913 00:08:34,648 NOW I'LL JUST SET THE OLD EVAPORATOR NOW I'LL JUST SET THE OLD EVAPORATOR
133 00:08:34,715 00:08:37,718 TO AUTOMATICALLY ZAP ME AND THE CADET BACK TO THE SHIP. TO AUTOMATICALLY ZAP ME AND THE CADET BACK TO THE SHIP.
134 00:08:37,785 00:08:39,687 ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
135 00:08:39,753 00:08:41,555 3 MINUTES SHOULD BUY ME PLENTY OF TIME. 3 MINUTES SHOULD BUY ME PLENTY OF TIME.
136 00:08:41,622 00:08:44,558 IF IT WORKS FOR A FROZEN BURRITO, IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME. IF IT WORKS FOR A FROZEN BURRITO, IT SHOULD WORK FOR ME.
137 00:08:54,635 00:08:56,069 WHERE IS THE CADET? WHERE IS THE CADET?
138 00:08:56,136 00:08:58,405 I'D BETTER RECHECK MY CALCULATIONS. I'D BETTER RECHECK MY CALCULATIONS.
139 00:08:58,471 00:09:00,073 I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT MATH. I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT MATH.
140 00:09:00,140 00:09:03,376 LET'S SEE. 7,000X EQUALS Y, DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LET'S SEE. 7,000X EQUALS Y, DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
141 00:09:03,443 00:09:06,614 CROSS WIDTH 9 TIMES COSINE OF NEWTON'S LAWS OF FUDGE. CROSS WIDTH 9 TIMES COSINE OF NEWTON'S LAWS OF FUDGE.
142 00:09:06,680 00:09:09,282 SAY, WHAT WAS NEWTON'S LAW OF FUDGE? SAY, WHAT WAS NEWTON'S LAW OF FUDGE?
143 00:09:10,050 00:09:11,685 [SNORING] [SNORING]
144 00:09:15,889 00:09:17,024 [CRASH] [CRASH]
145 00:09:17,090 00:09:18,158 WHO GOES THERE? WHO GOES THERE?
146 00:09:18,225 00:09:19,760 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
147 00:09:19,827 00:09:22,295 YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER? YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
148 00:09:22,362 00:09:25,899 GO BACK TO SLEEP. THIS IS ONLY A NIGHTMARE. GO BACK TO SLEEP. THIS IS ONLY A NIGHTMARE.
149 00:09:25,966 00:09:28,568 YOU'LL FORGET EVERY BIT OF IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP. YOU'LL FORGET EVERY BIT OF IT WHEN YOU WAKE UP.
150 00:09:28,636 00:09:29,837 ON THE CONTRARY. ON THE CONTRARY.
151 00:09:29,903 00:09:32,572 I PLAN TO FORGET YOU RIGHT NOW. I PLAN TO FORGET YOU RIGHT NOW.
152 00:09:33,273 00:09:34,842 HEH HEH. WHAT'S THAT? HEH HEH. WHAT'S THAT?
153 00:09:34,908 00:09:36,710 SOME KIND OF FANCY CURLING IRON? SOME KIND OF FANCY CURLING IRON?
154 00:09:36,777 00:09:41,649 THESE MICRO HOMING MISSILES ARE LOCKED ONTO YOUR VERY GENETIC CODE. THESE MICRO HOMING MISSILES ARE LOCKED ONTO YOUR VERY GENETIC CODE.
155 00:09:41,715 00:09:44,451 AH, A FELLOW FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST. AH, A FELLOW FIREARMS ENTHUSIAST.
156 00:09:44,517 00:09:47,755 PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS. PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, DUCK DODGERS.
157 00:09:55,062 00:09:56,496 HOW RESOURCEFUL. HOW RESOURCEFUL.
158 00:09:56,563 00:09:58,832 HE'S MOST MAGNIFICENT. HE'S MOST MAGNIFICENT.
159 00:09:58,899 00:10:01,134 I MEAN, I HATE THAT DUCK. I MEAN, I HATE THAT DUCK.
160 00:10:03,603 00:10:05,706 STUPID MASK. STUPID MASK.
161 00:10:11,611 00:10:13,446 I KNOW DODGERS IS OUT THERE, CADET, I KNOW DODGERS IS OUT THERE, CADET,
162 00:10:13,513 00:10:17,685 PLOTTING HIS NEXT BRILLIANT MANEUVER WITH CAT-LIKE CUNNING. PLOTTING HIS NEXT BRILLIANT MANEUVER WITH CAT-LIKE CUNNING.
163 00:10:17,751 00:10:20,921 I'M SURE HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING VERY CLEVER. I'M SURE HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING VERY CLEVER.
164 00:10:24,825 00:10:27,060 GIANT ROCK TAKES QUEEN. GIANT ROCK TAKES QUEEN.
165 00:10:27,127 00:10:28,295 STAND BACK, CADET. STAND BACK, CADET.
166 00:10:28,361 00:10:29,797 THE BLAST FROM THIS POP GUN THE BLAST FROM THIS POP GUN
167 00:10:29,863 00:10:32,666 SHOULD NEUTRALIZE YOUR MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD. SHOULD NEUTRALIZE YOUR MAGNETIC CONTAINMENT FIELD.
168 00:10:32,733 00:10:34,902 WOW. THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. WOW. THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK.
169 00:10:34,968 00:10:39,272 I LEARNED ALL MY HARD SCIENCES FROM READING COMIC BOOKS. I LEARNED ALL MY HARD SCIENCES FROM READING COMIC BOOKS.
170 00:10:41,208 00:10:42,943 JUST LIKE WHEN RICHIE RICH FREED LITTLE LOTTA JUST LIKE WHEN RICHIE RICH FREED LITTLE LOTTA
171 00:10:43,010 00:10:45,378 FROM THE DIABOLICAL CLUTCHES OF HOT STUFF. FROM THE DIABOLICAL CLUTCHES OF HOT STUFF.
172 00:10:45,445 00:10:46,980 WHOA! WHOA!
173 00:10:48,048 00:10:50,718 RUN FOR IT, CAPTAIN DODGERS! RUN FOR IT, CAPTAIN DODGERS!
174 00:10:50,784 00:10:53,854 DON'T CROWD ME, KIDDO. DON'T CROWD ME, KIDDO.
175 00:10:53,921 00:10:55,422 AAH! AAH!
176 00:10:55,488 00:10:57,725 I AM WAY FRUSTRATED! I AM WAY FRUSTRATED!
177 00:10:57,791 00:10:59,960 SHE'S CATCHING UP TO US. SHE'S CATCHING UP TO US.
178 00:11:00,027 00:11:02,963 3...2...1! 3...2...1!
179 00:11:04,932 00:11:06,166 WOW. WOW.
180 00:11:06,233 00:11:08,435 THAT WAS A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CALCULATION. THAT WAS A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE CALCULATION.
181 00:11:08,501 00:11:12,605 THAT'S NOTHING. I EVEN SET THE TIMER ON THE VCR. THAT'S NOTHING. I EVEN SET THE TIMER ON THE VCR.
182 00:11:12,672 00:11:14,641 [ALARM] [ALARM]
183 00:11:14,708 00:11:16,543 ALL RIGHT, CADET, GET US OUT OF HERE. ALL RIGHT, CADET, GET US OUT OF HERE.
184 00:11:16,609 00:11:18,812 THE MARTIANS ARE GAINING ON US. THE MARTIANS ARE GAINING ON US.
185 00:11:23,116 00:11:26,019 LOCK ALL WEAPONS ON DODGERS' SHIP. LOCK ALL WEAPONS ON DODGERS' SHIP.
186 00:11:26,086 00:11:27,187 FIRE! FIRE!
187 00:11:30,090 00:11:32,826 WE HAVE A HULL BREACH IN DECKS 6-12, WE HAVE A HULL BREACH IN DECKS 6-12,
188 00:11:32,893 00:11:36,029 AND WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE N-NEBULA. AND WE'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE N-NEBULA.
189 00:11:36,096 00:11:37,297 TAKE US IN. TAKE US IN.
190 00:11:37,364 00:11:38,899 INTO THE N-NEBULA? INTO THE N-NEBULA?
191 00:11:38,966 00:11:41,368 THAT'LL RENDER OUR SENSORS INOPERATIVE. THAT'LL RENDER OUR SENSORS INOPERATIVE.
192 00:11:41,434 00:11:42,770 TAKE US IN. TAKE US IN.
193 00:11:42,836 00:11:43,804 THE FOOLS. THE FOOLS.
194 00:11:43,871 00:11:45,638 FOLLOW THEM. FOLLOW THEM.
195 00:11:45,705 00:11:47,707 IF WE FOLLOW THEM, WE'LL BE FLYING BLIND. IF WE FOLLOW THEM, WE'LL BE FLYING BLIND.
196 00:11:47,775 00:11:49,242 FOLLOW THEM! FOLLOW THEM!
197 00:11:52,045 00:11:55,282 SENSORS AT 11%, AND OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING. SENSORS AT 11%, AND OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING.
198 00:11:55,348 00:11:56,817 HOLD OUR PRESENT COURSE. HOLD OUR PRESENT COURSE.
199 00:12:04,825 00:12:07,460 WHERE ARE YOU, DODGERS? WHERE ARE YOU, DODGERS?
200 00:12:13,366 00:12:15,335 WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU?
201 00:12:17,805 00:12:19,006 THERE! THERE!
202 00:12:19,072 00:12:20,007 FIRE! FIRE!
203 00:12:24,444 00:12:26,947 HE'S HELPLESS. NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM NOW. HE'S HELPLESS. NOTHING CAN SAVE HIM NOW.
204 00:12:27,014 00:12:28,748 FINISH HIM, YOUR HIGHNESS. FINISH HIM, YOUR HIGHNESS.
205 00:12:32,920 00:12:35,555 IT SEEMS THAT THE M-MARTIAN QUEEN IS HESITATING. IT SEEMS THAT THE M-MARTIAN QUEEN IS HESITATING.
206 00:12:35,622 00:12:37,290 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
207 00:12:37,357 00:12:39,092 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SIR? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SIR?
208 00:12:39,159 00:12:40,760 SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU. SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU.
209 00:12:40,828 00:12:41,829 SHE LOVES YOU. SHE LOVES YOU.
210 00:12:41,895 00:12:44,331 GEE, IMAGINE THAT. GEE, IMAGINE THAT.
211 00:12:44,397 00:12:45,899 SHE LOVES ME. SHE LOVES ME.
212 00:12:45,966 00:12:49,169 THAT'S JUST THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE I NEED. THAT'S JUST THE TACTICAL ADVANTAGE I NEED.
213 00:12:50,603 00:12:51,972 SPIN THIS PUPPY AROUND SPIN THIS PUPPY AROUND
214 00:12:52,039 00:12:54,341 AND BLAST HER ENGINE THINGIES. AND BLAST HER ENGINE THINGIES.
215 00:13:03,216 00:13:04,918 HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US. HE'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US.
216 00:13:13,693 00:13:18,065 HOORAY! WOO-HOO! HOORAY! WOO-HOO!
217 00:13:18,131 00:13:20,533 BUT IF YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE NICER TO HER, BUT IF YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE NICER TO HER,
218 00:13:20,600 00:13:22,035 SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU BACK. SHE MAY HAVE TAKEN YOU BACK.
219 00:13:22,102 00:13:24,304 YOU COULD'VE BEEN KING OF MARS. YOU COULD'VE BEEN KING OF MARS.
220 00:13:24,371 00:13:26,073 KING OF MARS? KING OF MARS?
221 00:13:26,139 00:13:27,507 DAMES. DAMES.
222 00:13:32,012 00:13:33,313 GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS. GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS.
223 00:13:33,380 00:13:36,049 I HOPE YOUR HUNTING TRIP WENT WELL. I HOPE YOUR HUNTING TRIP WENT WELL.
224 00:13:36,116 00:13:38,251 MY SHIP HAS BEEN DISABLED, MY SHIP HAS BEEN DISABLED,
225 00:13:38,318 00:13:40,820 AND DUCK DODGERS HAS GOTTEN AWAY. AND DUCK DODGERS HAS GOTTEN AWAY.
226 00:13:40,888 00:13:43,156 I'M SO VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT. I'M SO VERY SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
227 00:13:43,223 00:13:45,092 I WILL SEND A ROYAL SHUTTLE, I WILL SEND A ROYAL SHUTTLE,
228 00:13:45,158 00:13:47,660 BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO GET TO YOU. BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO GET TO YOU.
229 00:13:47,727 00:13:50,964 OH, I HAVE A WAY TO PASS THE TIME. OH, I HAVE A WAY TO PASS THE TIME.
230 00:13:53,400 00:13:55,435 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
231 00:13:59,106 00:14:02,142 SO HE'S MECHANICAL. SO HE'S MECHANICAL.
232 00:14:19,059 00:14:20,994 GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
233 00:14:21,061 00:14:22,862 HERE'S THE MORNING SPACE MAIL. HERE'S THE MORNING SPACE MAIL.
234 00:14:22,930 00:14:24,697 HMM, LET'S SEE. HMM, LET'S SEE.
235 00:14:24,764 00:14:27,067 SUMMONS, SUMMONS, SUMMONS, SUMMONS,
236 00:14:27,134 00:14:28,235 RESTRAINING ORDER. RESTRAINING ORDER.
237 00:14:28,301 00:14:31,438 GEE, I REALLY SHOULD CALL HER. GEE, I REALLY SHOULD CALL HER.
238 00:14:31,504 00:14:32,805 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
239 00:14:32,872 00:14:35,242 I GOT ANOTHER STUPID NOTICE DEMANDING ME I GOT ANOTHER STUPID NOTICE DEMANDING ME
240 00:14:35,308 00:14:37,710 TO SHOW UP FOR PROTECTORATE TRAINING. TO SHOW UP FOR PROTECTORATE TRAINING.
241 00:14:37,777 00:14:39,312 RUBBISH. RUBBISH.
242 00:14:42,582 00:14:44,517 AAH! AAH!
243 00:14:45,953 00:14:49,456 THIS TRAINING IS MANDA-MANDA-- IT'S REQUIRED. THIS TRAINING IS MANDA-MANDA-- IT'S REQUIRED.
244 00:14:49,522 00:14:52,592 ALL PROTECTORATE PERSONNEL MUST KEEP UP THEIR CREDENTIALS ALL PROTECTORATE PERSONNEL MUST KEEP UP THEIR CREDENTIALS
245 00:14:52,659 00:14:54,962 BY PASSING THE ANNUAL PROTECTORATE TRAINING TESTS. BY PASSING THE ANNUAL PROTECTORATE TRAINING TESTS.
246 00:14:55,028 00:14:57,931 SEE? I PASSED MINE EARLIER THIS YEAR. SEE? I PASSED MINE EARLIER THIS YEAR.
247 00:14:57,998 00:15:00,200 I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL.
248 00:15:00,267 00:15:02,435 I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW FROM THE STREETS. I LEARNED EVERYTHING I KNOW FROM THE STREETS.
249 00:15:02,502 00:15:05,973 BETTER GET MOVING, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. BETTER GET MOVING, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
250 00:15:11,578 00:15:16,916 ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
251 00:15:16,984 00:15:20,353 MASTER SERGEANT EMILY DICKINSON JONES! MASTER SERGEANT EMILY DICKINSON JONES!
252 00:15:20,420 00:15:21,888 UM, EXCUSE ME, UM, EXCUSE ME,
253 00:15:21,955 00:15:23,957 DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS EMILY? DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS EMILY?
254 00:15:24,024 00:15:25,758 YES, I DID, SOLDIER. YES, I DID, SOLDIER.
255 00:15:25,825 00:15:27,627 DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
256 00:15:27,694 00:15:30,230 IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
257 00:15:30,297 00:15:32,932 EMILY IS A LADY'S NAME. EMILY IS A LADY'S NAME.
258 00:15:33,000 00:15:35,568 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
259 00:15:35,635 00:15:37,837 HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY, HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY,
260 00:15:37,904 00:15:40,040 WE'RE UNENCUMBERED BY GENDER-BASED NAMES. WE'RE UNENCUMBERED BY GENDER-BASED NAMES.
261 00:15:40,107 00:15:44,111 AND MY MAMA HAPPENS TO BE A FAN OF ROMANTIC POETRY. AND MY MAMA HAPPENS TO BE A FAN OF ROMANTIC POETRY.
262 00:15:44,177 00:15:47,514 HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR? HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?
263 00:15:47,580 00:15:51,118 IT SEEMS THAT WE'VE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING, EMILY. IT SEEMS THAT WE'VE REACHED AN UNDERSTANDING, EMILY.
264 00:15:51,184 00:15:53,920 EMILY. HA HA HA! EMILY. HA HA HA!
265 00:15:53,987 00:15:55,522 EMILY! HA HA HA! EMILY! HA HA HA!
266 00:15:55,588 00:15:57,190 AN AUTHORITY HATER, EH? AN AUTHORITY HATER, EH?
267 00:15:57,257 00:15:59,559 DROP AND GIVE ME 50! DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
268 00:15:59,626 00:16:00,660 50 WHAT? 50 WHAT?
269 00:16:00,727 00:16:01,995 PUSH-UPS! PUSH-UPS!
270 00:16:02,062 00:16:05,165 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTING]
271 00:16:10,237 00:16:11,904 SARGE, ON THIS FIRST ONE, SARGE, ON THIS FIRST ONE,
272 00:16:11,971 00:16:13,940 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A SPOT? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A SPOT?
273 00:16:14,007 00:16:16,976 I JUST LIVE FOR GUYS LIKE YOU. I JUST LIVE FOR GUYS LIKE YOU.
274 00:16:21,548 00:16:24,151 DODGERS, IN THIS TEST, YOU WILL BE PILOTING A SPACE FIGHTER DODGERS, IN THIS TEST, YOU WILL BE PILOTING A SPACE FIGHTER
275 00:16:24,217 00:16:25,985 IN A COMPLETELY VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT. IN A COMPLETELY VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT.
276 00:16:26,053 00:16:28,055 OOH, SOUNDS SCARY. OOH, SOUNDS SCARY.
277 00:16:28,121 00:16:30,123 DON'T WORRY, LITTLE DUCK. DON'T WORRY, LITTLE DUCK.
278 00:16:30,190 00:16:32,059 THE COMPUTER'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SURE THE COMPUTER'S BEEN PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SURE
279 00:16:32,125 00:16:35,128 YOU FEEL EVERY BIT OF PAIN AND ANGUISH. YOU FEEL EVERY BIT OF PAIN AND ANGUISH.
280 00:16:36,596 00:16:38,631 GET READY, PILOT. GET READY, PILOT.
281 00:16:45,905 00:16:47,574 Sergeant Dickinson: TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING, Sergeant Dickinson: TO MAKE THINGS INTERESTING,
282 00:16:47,640 00:16:50,577 WE'VE RECREATED A FIGHTER PILOT FROM THE 20th CENTURY WE'VE RECREATED A FIGHTER PILOT FROM THE 20th CENTURY
283 00:16:50,643 00:16:52,312 TO BE YOUR OPPONENT. TO BE YOUR OPPONENT.
284 00:16:52,379 00:16:58,751 WHAT? WHAT?
285 00:16:58,818 00:17:00,053 UH-OH. UH-OH.
286 00:17:00,120 00:17:03,490 I'M SURE THEY CHOSE SOMEONE BEYOND FORMIDABLE. I'M SURE THEY CHOSE SOMEONE BEYOND FORMIDABLE.
287 00:17:04,057 00:17:05,858 HI-OH! HI-OH!
288 00:17:05,925 00:17:07,794 TV's ED McMAHON? TV's ED McMAHON?
289 00:17:07,860 00:17:09,262 YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR. YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
290 00:17:09,329 00:17:11,064 FOR A MINUTE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED. FOR A MINUTE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED.
291 00:17:11,131 00:17:13,866 I'M FULLY QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR CHALLENGER. I'M FULLY QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR CHALLENGER.
292 00:17:13,933 00:17:17,437 I WAS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY. I WAS A MARINE CORPS FIGHTER PILOT BACK IN THE 20th CENTURY.
293 00:17:17,504 00:17:20,039 WOW. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. WOW. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.
294 00:17:20,107 00:17:21,908 SHALL WE HAVE AT IT THEN? SHALL WE HAVE AT IT THEN?
295 00:17:21,974 00:17:23,576 IT WILL BE A PLEASURE, SIR. IT WILL BE A PLEASURE, SIR.
296 00:17:23,643 00:17:26,546 NO, SIR, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. NO, SIR, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.
297 00:17:26,613 00:17:28,115 AND AWAY WE GO! AND AWAY WE GO!
298 00:17:28,181 00:17:30,583 HEY, ED, YOU NEVER SAID THAT. WHAT? HEY, ED, YOU NEVER SAID THAT. WHAT?
299 00:17:30,650 00:17:33,253 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JACKIE GLEASON'S LINE. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JACKIE GLEASON'S LINE.
300 00:17:33,320 00:17:36,856 REALLY? HOW ABOUT NANOO, NANOO? REALLY? HOW ABOUT NANOO, NANOO?
301 00:17:36,923 00:17:38,591 THAT'S MORK FROM ORK. THAT'S MORK FROM ORK.
302 00:17:38,658 00:17:39,692 AH, DANG. AH, DANG.
303 00:17:39,759 00:17:42,262 MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING MUST BE ACTING UP. MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING MUST BE ACTING UP.
304 00:17:42,329 00:17:43,730 WHERE'S THE BEEF? WHERE'S THE BEEF?
305 00:17:43,796 00:17:45,298 CLARA PELLER. WHO? CLARA PELLER. WHO?
306 00:17:45,365 00:17:46,899 THAT OLD HAMBURGER LADY. THAT OLD HAMBURGER LADY.
307 00:17:46,966 00:17:48,301 LOOK, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT OR WHAT? LOOK, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT OR WHAT?
308 00:17:48,368 00:17:52,038 A THOUSAND PARDONS, OH, WISE AND EXALTED DUCK. A THOUSAND PARDONS, OH, WISE AND EXALTED DUCK.
309 00:17:52,105 00:17:53,606 HEY, THAT'S ME! HEY, THAT'S ME!
310 00:17:53,673 00:17:55,342 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
311 00:17:56,042 00:17:57,510 ED McMAHON. HA! ED McMAHON. HA!
312 00:17:57,577 00:18:00,880 I COULD WIN THIS DOGFIGHT WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY-- I COULD WIN THIS DOGFIGHT WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY--
313 00:18:00,947 00:18:02,715 WHOA! WHOA!
314 00:18:05,152 00:18:07,154 HI-OH! HI-OH!
315 00:18:10,423 00:18:11,358 AAH! AAH!
316 00:18:15,362 00:18:17,564 SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL! SPINNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL!
317 00:18:17,630 00:18:18,398 CAN'T PULL UP! CAN'T PULL UP!
318 00:18:18,465 00:18:21,268 I--I'VE LOST PRIMARY ENGINE! I--I'VE LOST PRIMARY ENGINE!
319 00:18:21,334 00:18:23,002 EXPLOSION IMMINENT! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
320 00:18:23,069 00:18:25,872 CAN'T EJECT! CURSE YOU, ED McMAHON! CAN'T EJECT! CURSE YOU, ED McMAHON!
321 00:18:25,938 00:18:27,374 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE!
322 00:18:27,440 00:18:29,876 HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER? HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER?
323 00:18:31,244 00:18:33,746 AND TO THINK, THEY PAY ME TO DO THIS. AND TO THINK, THEY PAY ME TO DO THIS.
324 00:18:37,150 00:18:40,019 WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, DODGERS-- WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, DODGERS--
325 00:18:40,086 00:18:42,455 HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT. HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT.
326 00:18:42,522 00:18:45,525 LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR NEXT OPPONENT-- LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR NEXT OPPONENT--
327 00:18:45,592 00:18:48,027 UDA FRAUBURGER! UDA FRAUBURGER!
328 00:18:48,094 00:18:53,032 LADIES CHAMPION WRESTLER FOR THE NEW EAST GERMAN WRESTLING LEAGUE! LADIES CHAMPION WRESTLER FOR THE NEW EAST GERMAN WRESTLING LEAGUE!
329 00:18:53,099 00:18:55,268 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
330 00:18:55,335 00:18:57,170 BUT SHE'S A WOMAN. BUT SHE'S A WOMAN.
331 00:18:57,237 00:18:58,938 OR A MAN WITH 9 BACKS. OR A MAN WITH 9 BACKS.
332 00:18:59,005 00:19:02,041 REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THERE FOR 3 MINUTES REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THERE FOR 3 MINUTES
333 00:19:02,108 00:19:03,810 TO GET A PASSING GRADE. TO GET A PASSING GRADE.
334 00:19:03,876 00:19:06,279 ALL RIGHT, FRAU FRAUBURGER, ALL RIGHT, FRAU FRAUBURGER,
335 00:19:06,346 00:19:08,281 PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF, PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF,
336 00:19:08,348 00:19:10,883 AS I CAN SHOW YOU NO MERCY. AS I CAN SHOW YOU NO MERCY.
337 00:19:15,955 00:19:19,426 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY TENT, WORKING ON MY RESUME. IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY TENT, WORKING ON MY RESUME.
338 00:19:19,492 00:19:21,093 I'LL TALLY YOUR SCORES I'LL TALLY YOUR SCORES
339 00:19:21,160 00:19:23,330 AND DELIVER MY FINAL REPORT IN THE MORNING. AND DELIVER MY FINAL REPORT IN THE MORNING.
340 00:19:26,966 00:19:28,435 MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS. MORNING, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
341 00:19:28,501 00:19:30,770 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL GRADE? ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FINAL GRADE?
342 00:19:30,837 00:19:32,372 SOCK IT TO ME, SARGIE. SOCK IT TO ME, SARGIE.
343 00:19:32,439 00:19:35,775 DUCK DODGERS, BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, DUCK DODGERS, BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
344 00:19:35,842 00:19:39,579 I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FINAL GRADE IS... I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR FINAL GRADE IS...
345 00:19:39,646 00:19:41,781 A-PLUS? A-PLUS?
346 00:19:41,848 00:19:43,115 BUT HOW? BUT HOW?
347 00:19:43,182 00:19:45,518 ACTUALLY, IT WAS ALL TOO SIMPLE. ACTUALLY, IT WAS ALL TOO SIMPLE.
348 00:19:45,585 00:19:49,956 ALL I NEEDED WAS A WELL-EXECUTED PLAN. ALL I NEEDED WAS A WELL-EXECUTED PLAN.
349 00:19:50,022 00:19:51,858 HOW DO THINGS LOOK DOWN HERE? HOW DO THINGS LOOK DOWN HERE?
350 00:19:51,924 00:19:54,361 YOU GOT TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS. YOU GOT TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS.
351 00:19:54,427 00:19:56,963 HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET INSIDE AND STEAL THE GRADE BOOK? HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET INSIDE AND STEAL THE GRADE BOOK?
352 00:19:57,029 00:19:58,731 DON'T WORRY, CADET. DON'T WORRY, CADET.
353 00:19:58,798 00:20:01,901 I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEIR MINDS ON THEIR WORK. I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEIR MINDS ON THEIR WORK.
354 00:20:03,703 00:20:06,473 EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SYDNEY BRISTOW. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SYDNEY BRISTOW.
355 00:20:06,539 00:20:09,208 CHARLIE, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? CHARLIE, YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING?
356 00:20:10,610 00:20:12,979 I'M SEEING IT, BUT I AIN'T BELIEVING IT. I'M SEEING IT, BUT I AIN'T BELIEVING IT.
357 00:20:13,045 00:20:15,114 YOU TWO DOPES ARE INTOXICATED YOU TWO DOPES ARE INTOXICATED
358 00:20:15,181 00:20:17,917 WITH MY WILD BEAUTY, ARE YOU NOT? WITH MY WILD BEAUTY, ARE YOU NOT?
359 00:20:17,984 00:20:19,719 NO. NO WAY. NO. NO WAY.
360 00:20:19,786 00:20:23,523 YOUR SWOONING CRANIUMS AREN'T FORGETTING THEIR DUTIES, ARE THEY? YOUR SWOONING CRANIUMS AREN'T FORGETTING THEIR DUTIES, ARE THEY?
361 00:20:23,590 00:20:25,392 YOU'RE A GUY DUCK, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE A GUY DUCK, AREN'T YOU?
362 00:20:25,458 00:20:26,993 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
363 00:20:27,059 00:20:30,297 HOWS ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU TWO GALOOTS 50 ASTRO BUCKS HOWS ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU TWO GALOOTS 50 ASTRO BUCKS
364 00:20:30,363 00:20:31,798 TO LET ME IN THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS? TO LET ME IN THE SERGEANT'S QUARTERS?
365 00:20:31,864 00:20:34,667 AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING ON A STRING. AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING ON A STRING.
366 00:20:34,734 00:20:36,736 BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
367 00:20:37,937 00:20:38,738 I'M IN. I'M IN.
368 00:20:38,805 00:20:42,475 SERGEANT STUPID IS SOUND ASLEEP. SERGEANT STUPID IS SOUND ASLEEP.
369 00:20:42,542 00:20:45,945 AND I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED MY QUARRY. AND I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED MY QUARRY.
370 00:20:46,012 00:20:47,547 DEPLOY COUNTERMEASURES. DEPLOY COUNTERMEASURES.
371 00:20:47,614 00:20:50,417 AFFIRMATIVE. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES. AFFIRMATIVE. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES.
372 00:20:55,154 00:20:57,357 LASER ACTIVATED TRIP WIRES, EH? LASER ACTIVATED TRIP WIRES, EH?
373 00:20:57,424 00:21:00,360 I'LL USE MY GRAPPLE BELT. I'LL USE MY GRAPPLE BELT.
374 00:21:05,031 00:21:07,033 A FLYING FISH! A FLYING FISH!
375 00:21:13,306 00:21:15,375 UH! UH!
376 00:21:16,443 00:21:18,978 A BOWL THIS SIZE REALLY NEEDS A GUEST ROOM. A BOWL THIS SIZE REALLY NEEDS A GUEST ROOM.
377 00:21:19,045 00:21:23,450 CAPTAIN, I'M DETECTING SOME STRANGE GARGLING NOISES. CAPTAIN, I'M DETECTING SOME STRANGE GARGLING NOISES.
378 00:21:23,516 00:21:25,552 THOSE ARE MY LUNGS. THOSE ARE MY LUNGS.
379 00:21:25,618 00:21:28,020 BUT MY MISSION'S ACCOMPLISHED. BUT MY MISSION'S ACCOMPLISHED.
380 00:21:28,087 00:21:29,389 AND JUST LIKE THAT, AND JUST LIKE THAT,
381 00:21:29,456 00:21:32,725 MY GRADE WENT FROM AN F-MINUS TO AN A-PLUS. MY GRADE WENT FROM AN F-MINUS TO AN A-PLUS.
382 00:21:34,361 00:21:38,398 SEE, I JUST THOUGHT I'D-- SEE, I JUST THOUGHT I'D--
383 00:21:38,465 00:21:40,433 STEAL MY GRADE BOOK! STEAL MY GRADE BOOK!
384 00:21:40,500 00:21:44,036 AND FALSIFY OFFICIAL PROTECTORATE RECORDS! AND FALSIFY OFFICIAL PROTECTORATE RECORDS!
385 00:21:44,103 00:21:45,672 WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY... WELL, IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...
386 00:21:45,738 00:21:49,241 WHY, DODGERS, I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD. WHY, DODGERS, I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD.
387 00:21:49,308 00:21:50,843 WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS? WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?
388 00:21:50,910 00:21:53,880 WHY, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF RESOURCEFUL, CUNNING, WHY, YOU'RE JUST THE KIND OF RESOURCEFUL, CUNNING,
389 00:21:53,946 00:21:58,150 AND INGENIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS! AND INGENIOUS SPACE CAPTAIN THE PROTECTORATE NEEDS!
390 00:21:58,217 00:22:00,319 HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA! HERE'S YOUR DIPLOMA!
391 00:22:03,255 00:22:06,325 CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN, YOU DID IT. CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN, YOU DID IT.
392 00:22:06,393 00:22:08,094 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF.
393 00:22:08,160 00:22:09,596 I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON
394 00:22:09,662 00:22:12,399 ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF A PROPER EDUCATION. ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF A PROPER EDUCATION.
395 00:22:17,269 00:22:19,972 I TOLD HIM I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL. I TOLD HIM I DON'T NEED NO SCHOOL.