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1 00:00:05,606 00:00:10,678 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,647 00:00:20,088 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,655 00:00:27,495 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,399 00:00:36,104 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *
5 00:00:38,206 00:00:44,044 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
6 00:00:47,215 00:00:53,087 * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
7 00:01:13,607 00:01:15,776 Man: TONIGHT, PREPARE YOURSELF Man: TONIGHT, PREPARE YOURSELF
8 00:01:15,843 00:01:19,413 FOR ALL-OUT EXTREME NITRO EXCITEMENT. FOR ALL-OUT EXTREME NITRO EXCITEMENT.
9 00:01:19,480 00:01:21,182 WATCH... WATCH...
10 00:01:21,249 00:01:23,016 THINGS... THINGS...
11 00:01:23,083 00:01:24,752 EXPLODE! EXPLODE!
12 00:01:26,154 00:01:29,223 I WEEP FOR THE BRAIN THIS APPEALS TO. I WEEP FOR THE BRAIN THIS APPEALS TO.
13 00:01:29,290 00:01:32,126 MAYBE SOMETHING'S ON THE CLASSIC NETWORK. MAYBE SOMETHING'S ON THE CLASSIC NETWORK.
14 00:01:32,193 00:01:34,262 [AS JOHN WAYNE] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, STUMPY. [AS JOHN WAYNE] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, STUMPY.
15 00:01:34,328 00:01:38,166 NOTHING BUT PRUNES AND DANISHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. NOTHING BUT PRUNES AND DANISHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
16 00:01:38,232 00:01:39,667 HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
17 00:01:39,733 00:01:41,669 THIS IS A CLASSIC? THIS IS A CLASSIC?
18 00:01:41,735 00:01:43,737 Announcer: HA HA HA! Announcer: HA HA HA!
19 00:01:43,804 00:01:47,275 HAPPY-CAT SAY GET READY FOR BIG-TIME FUN. HAPPY-CAT SAY GET READY FOR BIG-TIME FUN.
20 00:01:47,341 00:01:51,078 FUN BUYING HAPPY-CAT PRODUCTS, THAT IS. FUN BUYING HAPPY-CAT PRODUCTS, THAT IS.
21 00:01:51,145 00:01:53,414 HAPPY CAT FLOOR WAX... HAPPY CAT FLOOR WAX...
22 00:01:53,481 00:01:56,016 HAPPY CAT POWER MITER SAW... HAPPY CAT POWER MITER SAW...
23 00:01:56,083 00:02:01,255 AND THE OLD-NEW HAPPY CAT TURKEY FRYER. AND THE OLD-NEW HAPPY CAT TURKEY FRYER.
24 00:02:05,626 00:02:08,562 MARKET-DRIVEN CRUD CAN THE PUBLIC STAND? MARKET-DRIVEN CRUD CAN THE PUBLIC STAND?
25 00:02:08,629 00:02:10,864 WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED IS SOMETHING WHAT THE PEOPLE NEED IS SOMETHING
26 00:02:10,931 00:02:13,066 WITH A LITTLE ARTISTIC VISION, WITH A LITTLE ARTISTIC VISION,
27 00:02:13,133 00:02:15,068 SOMETHING WITH A HEART. SOMETHING WITH A HEART.
28 00:02:15,135 00:02:17,104 SOMETHING LIKE MY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SCRIPT SOMETHING LIKE MY AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SCRIPT
29 00:02:17,171 00:02:19,473 RECENTLY SUBMITTED TO VERMIN PICTURES. RECENTLY SUBMITTED TO VERMIN PICTURES.
30 00:02:19,540 00:02:20,941 AND WITH A NAME LIKE VERMIN, AND WITH A NAME LIKE VERMIN,
31 00:02:21,008 00:02:24,378 YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THE PUBLIC'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND. YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THE PUBLIC'S BEST INTERESTS IN MIND.
32 00:02:24,445 00:02:26,480 C-CAPTAIN DODGERS! C-CAPTAIN DODGERS! C-CAPTAIN DODGERS! C-CAPTAIN DODGERS!
33 00:02:26,547 00:02:29,250 THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU ON THE VIEW SCREEN. THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU ON THE VIEW SCREEN.
34 00:02:29,317 00:02:30,784 IT'S FROM HOLLYWOOD PLANET. IT'S FROM HOLLYWOOD PLANET.
35 00:02:30,851 00:02:32,052 PUT THEM THROUGH. PUT THEM THROUGH.
36 00:02:32,119 00:02:34,388 DODGER, BABY, YOU LOOK GREAT. DODGER, BABY, YOU LOOK GREAT.
37 00:02:34,455 00:02:35,723 DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT? DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?
38 00:02:35,789 00:02:36,924 WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?
39 00:02:36,990 00:02:38,492 THIS IS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER THIS IS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
40 00:02:38,559 00:02:41,395 AND DIRECTOR-TO-BEAT-ALL HARRY VERMIN. AND DIRECTOR-TO-BEAT-ALL HARRY VERMIN.
41 00:02:41,462 00:02:45,433 I WANT TO TURN YOUR SCRIPT INTO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. I WANT TO TURN YOUR SCRIPT INTO A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
42 00:02:45,499 00:02:46,800 MEET ME AT 10 QUADRISECS MEET ME AT 10 QUADRISECS
43 00:02:46,867 00:02:48,569 AT THE COMMISSARY OF VERMIN STUDIOS. AT THE COMMISSARY OF VERMIN STUDIOS.
44 00:02:48,636 00:02:52,240 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR, BABY, A STAR. I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR, BABY, A STAR.
45 00:02:52,306 00:02:54,041 DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET? DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
46 00:02:54,107 00:02:58,279 ME, A STAR! ME, A STAR!
47 00:02:58,346 00:03:00,814 I WAS BORN ACCUSTOMED TO. I WAS BORN ACCUSTOMED TO.
48 00:03:00,881 00:03:02,049 SO PACK MY BAGS. SO PACK MY BAGS.
49 00:03:02,115 00:03:04,318 I'M GOING TO NEED A FLUNKY. I'M GOING TO NEED A FLUNKY.
50 00:03:29,943 00:03:31,011 HEH HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
51 00:03:31,078 00:03:32,546 WELCOME TO THE BIG TIME, BOYS. WELCOME TO THE BIG TIME, BOYS.
52 00:03:32,613 00:03:34,181 HEY, WHAT'S WITH GLOOMY GUS HERE? HEY, WHAT'S WITH GLOOMY GUS HERE?
53 00:03:34,248 00:03:35,816 HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FLUSHED HIS HAMSTER. HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FLUSHED HIS HAMSTER.
54 00:03:35,883 00:03:38,719 CAPTAIN DODGERS IS QUIET AND INTROSPECTIVE CAPTAIN DODGERS IS QUIET AND INTROSPECTIVE
55 00:03:38,786 00:03:40,888 B-BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS CHARACTER. B-BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS CHARACTER.
56 00:03:40,954 00:03:42,423 BUT HE'S PLAYING HIMSELF. BUT HE'S PLAYING HIMSELF.
57 00:03:42,490 00:03:45,359 CAPTAIN DODGERS ALSO REQUESTS THAT THE FOLLOWING ITEMS CAPTAIN DODGERS ALSO REQUESTS THAT THE FOLLOWING ITEMS
58 00:03:45,426 00:03:46,927 BE AVAILABLE IN HIS TRAILER. BE AVAILABLE IN HIS TRAILER.
59 00:03:46,994 00:03:50,498 S-SALTINES, POTATO CHIPS, 13 POUNDS OF DRIED KIELBASA, S-SALTINES, POTATO CHIPS, 13 POUNDS OF DRIED KIELBASA,
60 00:03:50,564 00:03:52,966 A POMEGRANATE-SCENTED AROMATHERAPY CANDLE, A POMEGRANATE-SCENTED AROMATHERAPY CANDLE,
61 00:03:53,033 00:03:54,602 A RING-TAILED LEMUR-- A RING-TAILED LEMUR--
62 00:03:54,668 00:03:58,171 LOOK, DODGERS BABY, WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU GOT IT, LOOK, DODGERS BABY, WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU GOT IT,
63 00:03:58,238 00:03:59,907 THIS IS YOUR PICTURE. THIS IS YOUR PICTURE.
64 00:03:59,973 00:04:01,942 THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS. THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS.
65 00:04:02,009 00:04:03,777 I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE LEMUR. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THE LEMUR.
66 00:04:03,844 00:04:06,179 LOOK, WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE. LOOK, WE'RE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE HERE.
67 00:04:06,246 00:04:08,148 IN FACT, WE'RE ALREADY 6 WEEKS LATE. IN FACT, WE'RE ALREADY 6 WEEKS LATE.
68 00:04:08,215 00:04:10,183 BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED. BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.
69 00:04:10,250 00:04:11,985 THAT DOESN'T STOP MY FINANCIAL BACKER THAT DOESN'T STOP MY FINANCIAL BACKER
70 00:04:12,052 00:04:13,387 FROM BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. FROM BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
71 00:04:13,454 00:04:14,722 [CELL PHONE RINGS] [CELL PHONE RINGS]
72 00:04:14,788 00:04:16,424 WELL, THIS IS MR. MONEYBAGS NOW. WELL, THIS IS MR. MONEYBAGS NOW.
73 00:04:16,490 00:04:18,025 WHY DON'T YOU TWO SUPERSTARS WHY DON'T YOU TWO SUPERSTARS
74 00:04:18,091 00:04:19,259 GET MEASURED FOR YOUR COSTUMES GET MEASURED FOR YOUR COSTUMES
75 00:04:19,327 00:04:21,194 AND LET DADDY TAKE THIS CALL. AND LET DADDY TAKE THIS CALL.
76 00:04:21,261 00:04:22,396 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
77 00:04:22,463 00:04:24,365 THERE YOU GO. GOOD KIDS. THERE YOU GO. GOOD KIDS.
78 00:04:24,432 00:04:26,534 BEAT IT. VERMIN HERE. BEAT IT. VERMIN HERE.
79 00:04:26,600 00:04:29,637 IS OUR PLAN PROGRESSING SMOOTHLY? IS OUR PLAN PROGRESSING SMOOTHLY?
80 00:04:29,703 00:04:31,972 SMOOTH AS A SOW'S EAR, BABY. SMOOTH AS A SOW'S EAR, BABY.
81 00:04:32,039 00:04:34,542 SO YOU'VE HIRED THE ASSASSIN? SO YOU'VE HIRED THE ASSASSIN?
82 00:04:34,608 00:04:38,211 ONLY THE MOST DANGEROUS PROFESSIONAL MONEY COULD BUY. ONLY THE MOST DANGEROUS PROFESSIONAL MONEY COULD BUY.
83 00:04:38,278 00:04:39,947 DON'T WORRY, THIS THING'S COVERED. DON'T WORRY, THIS THING'S COVERED.
84 00:04:40,013 00:04:43,817 REMEMBER, VERMIN, I'LL FINANCE YOUR NEXT 10 PICTURES REMEMBER, VERMIN, I'LL FINANCE YOUR NEXT 10 PICTURES
85 00:04:43,884 00:04:47,421 IF YOU GET RID OF DODGERS ONCE AND FOR ALL. IF YOU GET RID OF DODGERS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
86 00:04:47,488 00:04:49,623 HEY, STAY BEAUTIFUL, KIDDO. PEACE OUT. HEY, STAY BEAUTIFUL, KIDDO. PEACE OUT.
87 00:04:49,690 00:04:52,360 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DESTROY A BELOVED HERO I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO DESTROY A BELOVED HERO
88 00:04:52,426 00:04:55,463 JUST TO FURTHER MY OWN SELFISH AIMS. JUST TO FURTHER MY OWN SELFISH AIMS.
89 00:04:55,529 00:04:58,499 I LOVE THIS TOWN! I LOVE THIS TOWN!
90 00:05:03,404 00:05:04,905 ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY. ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY.
91 00:05:04,972 00:05:07,708 IN THIS SCENE, WE INTRODUCE YOUR LOVE INTEREST, IN THIS SCENE, WE INTRODUCE YOUR LOVE INTEREST,
92 00:05:07,775 00:05:11,745 THE EAGER, YOUNG, AND MAY I ADD, BEAUTIFUL SPACE CADET. THE EAGER, YOUNG, AND MAY I ADD, BEAUTIFUL SPACE CADET.
93 00:05:11,812 00:05:16,216 C-CAPTAIN DODGERS DOES NOT HAVE A B-BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG SPACE CADET. C-CAPTAIN DODGERS DOES NOT HAVE A B-BEAUTIFUL, YOUNG SPACE CADET.
94 00:05:16,283 00:05:18,719 CAN'T ARGUE WITH HIM THERE. CAN'T ARGUE WITH HIM THERE.
95 00:05:18,786 00:05:20,588 YEAH, WE ADDED HER IN THE REWRITE. YEAH, WE ADDED HER IN THE REWRITE.
96 00:05:20,654 00:05:24,057 BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE T-TRUE STORY OF DUCK DODGERS. BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE T-TRUE STORY OF DUCK DODGERS.
97 00:05:24,124 00:05:27,060 WELL, IT IS, BUT IN ORDER TO MAKE THESE TRUE STORIES WELL, IT IS, BUT IN ORDER TO MAKE THESE TRUE STORIES
98 00:05:27,127 00:05:30,297 MORE ACCURATE, WE ADD FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS AND EVENTS. MORE ACCURATE, WE ADD FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS AND EVENTS.
99 00:05:30,364 00:05:32,966 THIS ALLOWS THE WRITERS MORE LEEWAY TO FABRICATE A STORY THIS ALLOWS THE WRITERS MORE LEEWAY TO FABRICATE A STORY
100 00:05:33,033 00:05:36,003 THAT'S ACTUALLY MORE TRUE THAN THE REAL EVENTS. HEH HEH HEH. THAT'S ACTUALLY MORE TRUE THAN THE REAL EVENTS. HEH HEH HEH.
101 00:05:36,069 00:05:37,270 SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
102 00:05:37,337 00:05:39,507 THAT DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE. THAT DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE.
103 00:05:39,573 00:05:42,676 NOW, LOOK, BOYS, WE CAN QUIBBLE ABOUT THIS ALL DAY. NOW, LOOK, BOYS, WE CAN QUIBBLE ABOUT THIS ALL DAY.
104 00:05:42,743 00:05:44,712 WHY DON'T YOU MEET THE ACTRESS FIRST. WHY DON'T YOU MEET THE ACTRESS FIRST.
105 00:05:44,778 00:05:46,013 OH, NINA. OH, NINA.
106 00:05:52,820 00:05:53,854 [CRASH] [CRASH]
107 00:05:53,921 00:05:56,890 WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO ICE, HARRY, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO ICE, HARRY,
108 00:05:56,957 00:05:58,459 THE PIG OR THE DUCK? THE PIG OR THE DUCK?
109 00:05:58,526 00:06:00,193 HA HA HA. THE DUCK. HA HA HA. THE DUCK.
110 00:06:00,260 00:06:02,796 THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO EASY. THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO EASY.
111 00:06:02,863 00:06:05,733 JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE IT QUICK ON THE POOR JERK. JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE IT QUICK ON THE POOR JERK.
112 00:06:05,799 00:06:07,100 I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR. I'M PAYING YOU BY THE HOUR.
113 00:06:07,167 00:06:09,437 OK, DODGERS, HERE'S THE DEAL. OK, DODGERS, HERE'S THE DEAL.
114 00:06:09,503 00:06:11,338 YOU TWO KIDS ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE, YOU TWO KIDS ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE,
115 00:06:11,405 00:06:13,373 BUT IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE. BUT IT'S JUST NOT MEANT TO BE.
116 00:06:13,441 00:06:15,242 SO YOU JUST TRY AND LET HER DOWN EASY. SO YOU JUST TRY AND LET HER DOWN EASY.
117 00:06:15,308 00:06:19,447 ROLL CAMERA AND...ACTION! ROLL CAMERA AND...ACTION!
118 00:06:19,513 00:06:21,482 Man: DUCK DODGERS. THE MOVIE. Man: DUCK DODGERS. THE MOVIE.
119 00:06:21,549 00:06:23,884 LOVE SCENE. TAKE 1. LOVE SCENE. TAKE 1.
120 00:06:25,786 00:06:28,522 IT'S OVER! HIT THE BRICKS, SISTER! IT'S OVER! HIT THE BRICKS, SISTER!
121 00:06:28,589 00:06:29,857 IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE, IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE,
122 00:06:29,923 00:06:32,125 IT'S A GIRLFRIEND WHO CAN'T TAKE A HINT. IT'S A GIRLFRIEND WHO CAN'T TAKE A HINT.
123 00:06:32,192 00:06:33,661 WE ARE THROUGH! WE ARE THROUGH!
124 00:06:33,727 00:06:36,797 HASTA LA VISTA, BABY. HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
125 00:06:36,864 00:06:39,933 AND...SCENE. AND...SCENE.
126 00:06:40,000 00:06:43,571 T-TALK ABOUT A RERUN OF LAST VALENTINE'S DAY. T-TALK ABOUT A RERUN OF LAST VALENTINE'S DAY.
127 00:06:43,637 00:06:45,639 UH, YOUR LEVEL OF INTENSITY IS GOOD, UH, YOUR LEVEL OF INTENSITY IS GOOD,
128 00:06:45,706 00:06:48,609 BUT ON THIS NEXT TAKE, LET'S GO FOR SUBTLE AND TENDER, BUT ON THIS NEXT TAKE, LET'S GO FOR SUBTLE AND TENDER,
129 00:06:48,676 00:06:51,311 LOVEY-DOVEY, KISSY-WISSY. LOVEY-DOVEY, KISSY-WISSY.
130 00:06:51,378 00:06:53,614 AND...ACTION! AND...ACTION!
131 00:06:53,681 00:06:55,583 Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE. Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.
132 00:06:55,649 00:06:57,818 LOVE SCENE. TAKE 2. LOVE SCENE. TAKE 2.
133 00:07:00,120 00:07:04,257 OH, CADET, MY LOVEY-DOVEY, POOKIE-WOOKUMS. OH, CADET, MY LOVEY-DOVEY, POOKIE-WOOKUMS.
134 00:07:04,324 00:07:08,629 OUR LOVE... IS NOT MEANT TO BE. OUR LOVE... IS NOT MEANT TO BE.
135 00:07:08,696 00:07:10,631 OH, MY CAPTAIN... OH, MY CAPTAIN...
136 00:07:10,698 00:07:12,633 UH-OH IN MY STOMACH. UH-OH IN MY STOMACH.
137 00:07:12,700 00:07:16,303 ONE LAST KISS BEFORE WE PART. ONE LAST KISS BEFORE WE PART.
138 00:07:16,369 00:07:19,172 [SLURP SLURP] [SLURP SLURP]
139 00:07:20,841 00:07:23,243 HEY, HEY, ENOUGH WITH THE KISSING ALREADY. HEY, HEY, ENOUGH WITH THE KISSING ALREADY.
140 00:07:23,310 00:07:24,912 I HAD CLAMS FOR LUNCH. I HAD CLAMS FOR LUNCH.
141 00:07:30,117 00:07:33,521 REMEMBER, KIDS, NEVER GET A CUT-RATE FACE LIFT. REMEMBER, KIDS, NEVER GET A CUT-RATE FACE LIFT.
142 00:07:33,587 00:07:37,090 I SHOULD BE PAYING YOU FOR THIS ONE, HARRY. I SHOULD BE PAYING YOU FOR THIS ONE, HARRY.
143 00:07:37,157 00:07:38,258 KNOCK 'EM DEAD, NINA. KNOCK 'EM DEAD, NINA.
144 00:07:38,325 00:07:40,327 WITH PLEASURE. WITH PLEASURE.
145 00:07:40,393 00:07:41,795 Vermin: AND...ACTION! Vermin: AND...ACTION!
146 00:07:41,862 00:07:44,632 OH, MY DARLING. OH, MY DARLING. OH, MY DARLING. OH, MY DARLING.
147 00:07:44,698 00:07:47,234 OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE. OH, MY DARLING CLEMENTINE.
148 00:07:47,300 00:07:49,402 * I WAS LOST AND GONE FOREVER * * I WAS LOST AND GONE FOREVER *
149 00:07:49,469 00:07:51,404 * SIMPLE PARTING, CLEMENTINE * * SIMPLE PARTING, CLEMENTINE *
150 00:07:51,471 00:07:53,073 NOW, HARRY? NOW, HARRY?
151 00:07:53,140 00:07:56,343 YEAH, YEAH, HURRY BEFORE HE STARTS THE CHORUS AGAIN. YEAH, YEAH, HURRY BEFORE HE STARTS THE CHORUS AGAIN.
152 00:07:56,409 00:07:58,612 DODGERS, YOUR TIME IS UP. DODGERS, YOUR TIME IS UP.
153 00:07:58,679 00:08:00,413 HANG ON, SWEETIE, I'M ALMOST FINISHED. HANG ON, SWEETIE, I'M ALMOST FINISHED.
154 00:08:00,480 00:08:02,816 YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED. YOU'RE ALREADY FINISHED.
155 00:08:04,618 00:08:07,220 H.V., I THINK WE'RE OUT OF SCRIPT. H.V., I THINK WE'RE OUT OF SCRIPT.
156 00:08:07,287 00:08:09,557 GO WITH IT. IT'S REAL, BABY. GO WITH IT. IT'S REAL, BABY.
157 00:08:09,623 00:08:11,992 NOW FOR MY REVENGE. NOW FOR MY REVENGE.
158 00:08:12,059 00:08:14,461 LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING
159 00:08:14,528 00:08:16,263 THAT I PLAYED THE BANJO. THAT I PLAYED THE BANJO.
160 00:08:25,005 00:08:27,240 YOU REALIZE THAT'S ONLY A BANJO. YOU REALIZE THAT'S ONLY A BANJO.
161 00:08:27,307 00:08:31,344 ONLY A BANJO, HA! AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME. ONLY A BANJO, HA! AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME.
162 00:08:31,411 00:08:32,546 AAH! AAH!
163 00:08:32,613 00:08:34,715 WHY, THIS BANJO IS AS DEAR TO ME WHY, THIS BANJO IS AS DEAR TO ME
164 00:08:34,782 00:08:36,784 AS A MEMBER OF MY OWN FAMILY. AS A MEMBER OF MY OWN FAMILY.
165 00:08:40,453 00:08:42,522 CHEAP STUPID BANJO. CHEAP STUPID BANJO.
166 00:08:46,493 00:08:50,497 HA! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DISARM ME WITH A BROKEN BANJO? HA! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD DISARM ME WITH A BROKEN BANJO?
167 00:08:50,564 00:08:54,234 THAT WASN'T JUST ANY BROKEN BANJO, IT WAS A KOOKABURRA THAT WASN'T JUST ANY BROKEN BANJO, IT WAS A KOOKABURRA
168 00:08:54,301 00:08:57,037 SPECIAL LIMITED RESONANCE FROM AUSTRALIA. SPECIAL LIMITED RESONANCE FROM AUSTRALIA.
169 00:08:57,104 00:09:01,308 OH, NO, THE KLIBURN EFFECT OF RETURN RESONANT VIBRATION. OH, NO, THE KLIBURN EFFECT OF RETURN RESONANT VIBRATION.
170 00:09:01,374 00:09:03,777 YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC THEORY. YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC THEORY.
171 00:09:05,713 00:09:07,648 COME TO PAPA. COME TO PAPA.
172 00:09:09,016 00:09:12,853 WOW! THAT ACTUALLY WORKED. WOW! THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.
173 00:09:12,920 00:09:17,524 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CADET, BUT NOW THE NUNCHUCKS ARE ON THE OTHER FOOT. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, CADET, BUT NOW THE NUNCHUCKS ARE ON THE OTHER FOOT.
174 00:09:17,591 00:09:20,460 YOU SHALL RECEIVE NO MERCY. YOU SHALL RECEIVE NO MERCY.
175 00:09:20,527 00:09:21,729 [CRASHING SOUND] [CRASHING SOUND]
176 00:09:21,795 00:09:26,033 WHOOPS! WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE MERCY. WHOOPS! WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE MERCY.
177 00:09:26,099 00:09:29,569 IF MERCY'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVING? IF MERCY'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOT OF LOVING?
178 00:09:29,637 00:09:31,104 I'LL PASS. I'LL PASS.
179 00:09:32,606 00:09:35,809 CADET, REMEMBER ALL WE'VE MEANT TO EACH OTHER. CADET, REMEMBER ALL WE'VE MEANT TO EACH OTHER.
180 00:09:36,910 00:09:40,180 I NEVER LOVED YOU. IT WAS ONLY A JOB TO ME. I NEVER LOVED YOU. IT WAS ONLY A JOB TO ME.
181 00:09:41,982 00:09:44,551 I ONCE HAD A CADET WHO KNEW THAT BEING A CADET I ONCE HAD A CADET WHO KNEW THAT BEING A CADET
182 00:09:44,618 00:09:46,353 WAS MORE THAN JUST A JOB. WAS MORE THAN JUST A JOB.
183 00:09:46,419 00:09:50,357 I COUNT MYSELF AS PRIVILEGED TO HAVE SERVED BESIDE HIM. I COUNT MYSELF AS PRIVILEGED TO HAVE SERVED BESIDE HIM.
184 00:09:50,423 00:09:52,860 SO, WHERE IS HE NOW? SO, WHERE IS HE NOW?
185 00:09:53,661 00:09:56,529 HERE I AM. HERE I AM.
186 00:09:56,596 00:09:58,531 [GASPS] [GASPS]
187 00:09:58,598 00:10:01,601 C-CHEW THAT SCENERY, TOOTS. C-CHEW THAT SCENERY, TOOTS.
188 00:10:01,669 00:10:03,203 CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.
189 00:10:03,270 00:10:07,207 THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE TO DO THIS WHOLE SCENE AGAIN. THANKS TO YOU, WE HAVE TO DO THIS WHOLE SCENE AGAIN.
190 00:10:07,274 00:10:09,176 LUCKY ME. LUCKY ME.
191 00:10:12,880 00:10:15,649 ALL RIGHT, DODGERS. OUR NEXT SCENE TAKES PLACE ALL RIGHT, DODGERS. OUR NEXT SCENE TAKES PLACE
192 00:10:15,716 00:10:18,318 IN THIS RE-CREATION OF THE MARTIAN DESERT. IN THIS RE-CREATION OF THE MARTIAN DESERT.
193 00:10:22,055 00:10:25,392 BUT WE ARE ON LOCATION. THIS IS THE MARTIAN DESERT. BUT WE ARE ON LOCATION. THIS IS THE MARTIAN DESERT.
194 00:10:25,458 00:10:27,627 OH, SILLY ME, I GUESS IT IS. OH, SILLY ME, I GUESS IT IS.
195 00:10:27,695 00:10:29,096 THOSE BOYS IN THE SET DEPARTMENT THOSE BOYS IN THE SET DEPARTMENT
196 00:10:29,162 00:10:30,931 DO SUCH GOOD WORK THESE DAYS. DO SUCH GOOD WORK THESE DAYS.
197 00:10:30,998 00:10:33,233 WELL, MAYBE THEY SHOULD START WRITING SCRIPTS, WELL, MAYBE THEY SHOULD START WRITING SCRIPTS,
198 00:10:33,300 00:10:36,069 BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OUT OF THIS JUNK. BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OUT OF THIS JUNK.
199 00:10:36,136 00:10:39,406 LOOK, IN THIS SCENE, THE MARTIAN QUEEN HAS DECLARED LOOK, IN THIS SCENE, THE MARTIAN QUEEN HAS DECLARED
200 00:10:39,472 00:10:43,610 HER UNDYING LOVE AND PROMISED TO MAKE YOU THE KING OF MARS. HER UNDYING LOVE AND PROMISED TO MAKE YOU THE KING OF MARS.
201 00:10:43,677 00:10:47,514 KING OF MARS! WHO WOULD BELIEVE SUCH NONSENSE? KING OF MARS! WHO WOULD BELIEVE SUCH NONSENSE?
202 00:10:47,580 00:10:49,349 THIS STORY STINKS. THIS STORY STINKS.
203 00:10:49,416 00:10:50,918 LET'S BE HONEST, KIDDO. LET'S BE HONEST, KIDDO.
204 00:10:50,984 00:10:54,121 THIS IS AN ACTION COMEDY STARRING A CARTOON DUCK. THIS IS AN ACTION COMEDY STARRING A CARTOON DUCK.
205 00:10:54,187 00:10:57,858 NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STORY, SO YOU JUST LISTEN CAREFULLY, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STORY, SO YOU JUST LISTEN CAREFULLY,
206 00:10:57,925 00:11:02,029 AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS 'CAUSE I AM THE DIRECTOR HERE! AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS 'CAUSE I AM THE DIRECTOR HERE!
207 00:11:03,596 00:11:06,834 I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE THIS DOOFUS IN POST. I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE THIS DOOFUS IN POST.
208 00:11:06,900 00:11:08,736 Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE. Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.
209 00:11:08,802 00:11:11,038 DESERT SCENE. TAKE 1. DESERT SCENE. TAKE 1.
210 00:11:11,104 00:11:13,707 AND...ACTION! AND...ACTION!
211 00:11:13,774 00:11:16,209 Vermin: YOU'RE LOST IN THE MARTIAN DESERT. Vermin: YOU'RE LOST IN THE MARTIAN DESERT.
212 00:11:16,276 00:11:21,048 THE BLAZING SUN IS MERCILESS. YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST! THE BLAZING SUN IS MERCILESS. YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST!
213 00:11:21,114 00:11:22,615 [COUGHS] [COUGHS]
214 00:11:22,682 00:11:26,019 SAY, VERMIN, WHO'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE MARTIAN QUEEN? SAY, VERMIN, WHO'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE MARTIAN QUEEN?
215 00:11:26,086 00:11:29,656 I MUST ADMIT, I'M PARTIAL TO MS. MARILU HENNER. I MUST ADMIT, I'M PARTIAL TO MS. MARILU HENNER.
216 00:11:29,723 00:11:32,893 [GROWLING] [GROWLING]
217 00:11:32,960 00:11:36,229 YOU TRUDGE ON BUT SUDDENLY STOP YOU TRUDGE ON BUT SUDDENLY STOP
218 00:11:36,296 00:11:39,166 AND DISCOVER YOU'RE TRAPPED IN DEADLY QUICKSAND! AND DISCOVER YOU'RE TRAPPED IN DEADLY QUICKSAND!
219 00:11:39,232 00:11:41,301 BUT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN QUICKSAND. BUT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN QUICKSAND.
220 00:11:41,368 00:11:43,703 YES, YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE STUCK, YES, YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE STUCK,
221 00:11:43,771 00:11:48,041 LIKE A HELPLESS LITTLE FLY TRAPPED BY A VILLAINOUS SPIDER. LIKE A HELPLESS LITTLE FLY TRAPPED BY A VILLAINOUS SPIDER.
222 00:11:48,108 00:11:49,276 NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT.
223 00:11:49,342 00:11:51,478 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I'M TRAPPED AT ALL. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I'M TRAPPED AT ALL.
224 00:11:51,544 00:11:53,646 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS QUICKSAND? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS QUICKSAND?
225 00:11:53,713 00:11:56,917 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DEATHTRAP COST? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DEATHTRAP COST?
226 00:11:56,984 00:11:58,718 WELL, I'M NOT SINKING. WELL, I'M NOT SINKING.
227 00:11:58,786 00:12:01,889 WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE TO KICK IN. WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE TO KICK IN.
228 00:12:04,424 00:12:08,628 NOTHING. NOTHING.
229 00:12:08,695 00:12:13,000 UH-UH. UH-UH.
230 00:12:13,066 00:12:17,037 HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
231 00:12:17,104 00:12:19,572 OH, GOOD. GOOD, BABY. WORK IT. OH, GOOD. GOOD, BABY. WORK IT.
232 00:12:19,639 00:12:22,275 GOT TO BREAK FREE. GOT TO BREAK FREE.
233 00:12:22,342 00:12:25,879 TOO MUCH TO RESIST! TOO MUCH TO RESIST!
234 00:12:27,480 00:12:30,583 GEEZ, DODGERS, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? GEEZ, DODGERS, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
235 00:12:30,650 00:12:32,519 HA, LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER. HA, LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER.
236 00:12:32,585 00:12:35,789 I COULD DO BETTER. WHY, ANYBODY COULD DO BETTER. I COULD DO BETTER. WHY, ANYBODY COULD DO BETTER.
237 00:12:35,856 00:12:37,791 YOU SEE, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE. YOU SEE, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE SIMPLE.
238 00:12:37,858 00:12:39,993 IN FACT, I FEEL IT WORKING ALREADY. IN FACT, I FEEL IT WORKING ALREADY.
239 00:12:40,060 00:12:43,330 HEY! YOU'RE SINKING. YOU'RE ACTUALLY SINKING. HEY! YOU'RE SINKING. YOU'RE ACTUALLY SINKING.
240 00:12:43,396 00:12:44,764 OF COURSE I AM. OF COURSE I AM.
241 00:12:44,832 00:12:46,666 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR MIND TO IT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.
242 00:12:46,733 00:12:51,304 IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. ALMOST AN ART FORM THE WAY YOU DO IT. IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. ALMOST AN ART FORM THE WAY YOU DO IT.
243 00:12:51,371 00:12:53,974 WHY, THANK...YOU. WHY, THANK...YOU.
244 00:12:54,041 00:12:57,277 I WONDER IF MARILU HAS PLANS FOR LUNCH. I WONDER IF MARILU HAS PLANS FOR LUNCH.
245 00:12:59,112 00:13:03,016 [MUFFLED] I HATE YOU, DODGERS. HATE YOU. [MUFFLED] I HATE YOU, DODGERS. HATE YOU.
246 00:13:13,560 00:13:17,330 YO, YO, SUGAR DADDY. YO, YO, SUGAR DADDY.
247 00:13:17,397 00:13:20,467 ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK, VERMIN? ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS WILL WORK, VERMIN?
248 00:13:20,533 00:13:25,472 HEY, WOULD I KID A PSYCHOTIC MARTIAN NUT JOB? HEY, WOULD I KID A PSYCHOTIC MARTIAN NUT JOB?
249 00:13:25,538 00:13:28,441 YEESH. YEESH.
250 00:13:28,508 00:13:30,610 B-BUT HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE IN THE MOVIE? B-BUT HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE IN THE MOVIE?
251 00:13:30,677 00:13:33,280 WELL, THE WRITERS HAVE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT. WELL, THE WRITERS HAVE GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT.
252 00:13:33,346 00:13:35,648 YOU SEE, SHE'S BEING EVAPORATED UP TO THE SHIP YOU SEE, SHE'S BEING EVAPORATED UP TO THE SHIP
253 00:13:35,715 00:13:39,086 AND THERE'S INTERFERENCE FROM A FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORM. AND THERE'S INTERFERENCE FROM A FIERCE ELECTRICAL STORM.
254 00:13:39,152 00:13:42,489 AND TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN THE EVAPORATOR MALFUNCTIONS. AND TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN THE EVAPORATOR MALFUNCTIONS.
255 00:13:42,555 00:13:46,726 WE FINALLY MANAGE TO STABILIZE THE SITUATION, BUT IT'S TOO LATE. WE FINALLY MANAGE TO STABILIZE THE SITUATION, BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
256 00:13:46,793 00:13:51,899 SHE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED... INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE. SHE'S BEEN TRANSFORMED... INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE.
257 00:13:51,965 00:13:56,536 THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, BABE. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, BABE.
258 00:13:56,603 00:14:00,407 ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY. THIS IS THE BIG KILLER SCENE ALL RIGHT, DODGERS BABY. THIS IS THE BIG KILLER SCENE
259 00:14:00,473 00:14:03,276 WHERE YOU SAVE THE CADET, WHO'S BEEN CHAINED TO A GIANT BLOCK, WHERE YOU SAVE THE CADET, WHO'S BEEN CHAINED TO A GIANT BLOCK,
260 00:14:03,343 00:14:05,612 FROM A GIANT RAGING ASTRO DRAGON. FROM A GIANT RAGING ASTRO DRAGON.
261 00:14:05,678 00:14:09,016 B-BUT CAPTAIN DODGERS NEVER RESCUED ME FROM AN ASTRO DRAGON. B-BUT CAPTAIN DODGERS NEVER RESCUED ME FROM AN ASTRO DRAGON.
262 00:14:09,082 00:14:12,752 WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EH? WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EH?
263 00:14:12,819 00:14:14,888 WELL, THERE WAS THIS TIME WHEN A BEE FLEW WELL, THERE WAS THIS TIME WHEN A BEE FLEW
264 00:14:14,955 00:14:16,723 DANGEROUSLY NEAR THE CADET DANGEROUSLY NEAR THE CADET
265 00:14:16,789 00:14:18,558 AND I SWATTED IT WITH A NEWSPAPER. AND I SWATTED IT WITH A NEWSPAPER.
266 00:14:18,625 00:14:20,627 THE BEE STUNG ME. THE BEE STUNG ME.
267 00:14:20,693 00:14:23,263 PERFECT. INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS. PERFECT. INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS.
268 00:14:23,330 00:14:25,032 Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE. Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.
269 00:14:25,098 00:14:29,636 ARENA SCENE. TAKE 1. ARENA SCENE. TAKE 1.
270 00:14:29,702 00:14:32,405 Vermin: CADET, YOU'RE SCARED. YOU'VE BEEN CHAINED TO A BLOCK. Vermin: CADET, YOU'RE SCARED. YOU'VE BEEN CHAINED TO A BLOCK.
271 00:14:32,472 00:14:35,008 YOU TURN AND LOOK AT THE JEERING CROWD... YOU TURN AND LOOK AT THE JEERING CROWD...
272 00:14:35,075 00:14:36,809 THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G. THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G.
273 00:14:36,876 00:14:39,012 YOU HEAR SOMETHING. YOU HEAR SOMETHING.
274 00:14:39,079 00:14:41,148 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
275 00:14:41,214 00:14:43,183 THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G., TOO. THAT WILL BE ADDED LATER IN C.G., TOO.
276 00:14:43,250 00:14:44,684 BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO! BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO!
277 00:14:44,751 00:14:47,020 YOU LOOK AROUND, BUT THERE'S NO HELP IN SIGHT. YOU LOOK AROUND, BUT THERE'S NO HELP IN SIGHT.
278 00:14:47,087 00:14:49,990 THEN YOU SEE A GLIMPSE OF THE MONSTER! THEN YOU SEE A GLIMPSE OF THE MONSTER!
279 00:14:53,226 00:14:55,528 IS THIS WHERE I RUN IN AND SAVE THE DAY? IS THIS WHERE I RUN IN AND SAVE THE DAY?
280 00:14:55,595 00:14:57,497 LOOK, I'M TRYING TO CREATE DRAMATIC TENSION. LOOK, I'M TRYING TO CREATE DRAMATIC TENSION.
281 00:14:57,564 00:14:59,299 I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO IN. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO IN.
282 00:14:59,366 00:15:01,601 THE MONSTER ENTERS THE ARENA. THE MONSTER ENTERS THE ARENA.
283 00:15:03,570 00:15:04,904 NOW JUST GO WITH IT! NOW JUST GO WITH IT!
284 00:15:04,972 00:15:07,374 [SNORTING] [SNORTING]
285 00:15:07,440 00:15:08,408 [ROARING] [ROARING]
286 00:15:08,475 00:15:10,043 AAH! AAH!
287 00:15:10,110 00:15:11,311 GRRR. AAH! GRRR. AAH!
288 00:15:11,378 00:15:13,680 Vermin: ENTER DUCK DODGERS! Vermin: ENTER DUCK DODGERS!
289 00:15:13,746 00:15:15,215 I THINK IF IT'S OK WITH YOU, I THINK IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,
290 00:15:15,282 00:15:17,350 I'LL LET THAT THING SETTLE DOWN A BIT. I'LL LET THAT THING SETTLE DOWN A BIT.
291 00:15:17,417 00:15:19,819 I SAID, "ENTER DUCK DODGERS!" I SAID, "ENTER DUCK DODGERS!"
292 00:15:19,886 00:15:23,190 OK. SOMEBODY'S ON A POWER TRIP. OK. SOMEBODY'S ON A POWER TRIP.
293 00:15:23,256 00:15:24,524 AAH! AAH!
294 00:15:24,591 00:15:28,195 HEY, HAM BONE, KNOCK OFF THE CORNY SCREAMING. HEY, HAM BONE, KNOCK OFF THE CORNY SCREAMING.
295 00:15:28,261 00:15:31,398 I-I'M NOT ACTING. I THINK HE MEANS BUSINESS. I-I'M NOT ACTING. I THINK HE MEANS BUSINESS.
296 00:15:31,464 00:15:33,466 [ROARING] [ROARING]
297 00:15:33,533 00:15:35,902 HEY, VERMIN, THIS IS ONE HEY, VERMIN, THIS IS ONE
298 00:15:35,969 00:15:38,338 OF THOSE TRAINED ASTRO DRAGONS, RIGHT? OF THOSE TRAINED ASTRO DRAGONS, RIGHT?
299 00:15:38,405 00:15:42,009 HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, THE TRAINED ONES ARE A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE. HEH HEH. YOU KNOW, THE TRAINED ONES ARE A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE.
300 00:15:42,075 00:15:43,543 STUPID BUDGET CUTS. STUPID BUDGET CUTS.
301 00:15:43,610 00:15:46,279 HEY, WE'RE STILL ROLLING. MAKE WITH THE ACTION! HEY, WE'RE STILL ROLLING. MAKE WITH THE ACTION!
302 00:15:46,346 00:15:50,683 I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. I'VE GOT SUPER TECHNOLOGY. I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU. I'VE GOT SUPER TECHNOLOGY.
303 00:15:50,750 00:15:51,718 [SNORTING] [SNORTING]
304 00:15:51,784 00:15:54,988 WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
305 00:15:55,055 00:15:57,090 I--I LOVE "THE WIZARD OF OZ." I--I LOVE "THE WIZARD OF OZ."
306 00:15:57,157 00:15:59,659 ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT YOU CORNERED. ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT YOU CORNERED.
307 00:15:59,726 00:16:01,694 YOU BIG STUPID MONSTER. YOU BIG STUPID MONSTER.
308 00:16:01,761 00:16:03,563 BACK INTO YOUR PEN, MORON. BACK INTO YOUR PEN, MORON.
309 00:16:07,367 00:16:16,209 [ROARING] [ROARING]
310 00:16:16,276 00:16:17,944 POOR BRAVE CAPTAIN DODGERS. POOR BRAVE CAPTAIN DODGERS.
311 00:16:18,011 00:16:20,847 HE'S SACRIFICING HIS LIFE THAT I MAY LIVE. HE'S SACRIFICING HIS LIFE THAT I MAY LIVE.
312 00:16:20,913 00:16:23,316 AAH! AAH!
313 00:16:23,383 00:16:25,385 HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK. HE'LL BE OK.
314 00:16:29,856 00:16:30,823 AAH! AAH!
315 00:16:30,890 00:16:32,425 AH, THIS IS PRICELESS. AH, THIS IS PRICELESS.
316 00:16:32,492 00:16:34,694 YOU DROP THAT PIG RIGHT NOW. YOU DROP THAT PIG RIGHT NOW.
317 00:16:34,761 00:16:36,629 PUT HIM DOWN! PUT HIM DOWN!
318 00:16:36,696 00:16:39,699 YOU HEARD ME, BIG FELLA. PUT HIM DOWN. YOU HEARD ME, BIG FELLA. PUT HIM DOWN.
319 00:16:39,766 00:16:41,034 [SIGHING] [SIGHING]
320 00:16:41,101 00:16:45,138 THAT'S IT. NICE AND EASY LIKE-- THAT'S IT. NICE AND EASY LIKE--
321 00:16:45,205 00:16:46,706 A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
322 00:16:46,773 00:16:48,808 [SPITTING SOUND] [SPITTING SOUND]
323 00:16:48,875 00:16:51,411 OH, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. OH, NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
324 00:16:55,715 00:16:58,385 SIT, BIG RED. GOOD PUPPY. SIT, BIG RED. GOOD PUPPY.
325 00:16:58,451 00:17:01,454 A LITTLE LOVE AND DISCIPLINE WAS ALL HE NEEDED. A LITTLE LOVE AND DISCIPLINE WAS ALL HE NEEDED.
326 00:17:01,521 00:17:03,923 DODGERS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? DODGERS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
327 00:17:03,990 00:17:05,592 YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING. YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.
328 00:17:05,658 00:17:08,495 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.
329 00:17:08,561 00:17:12,165 I AM THE DIRECTOR. YELLING AT YOU IS MY JOB! I AM THE DIRECTOR. YELLING AT YOU IS MY JOB!
330 00:17:12,232 00:17:14,934 [ROARING] [ROARING]
331 00:17:15,001 00:17:17,537 AAH! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! AAH! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
332 00:17:17,604 00:17:19,439 YOU'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH IN THIS TOWN AGAIN. YOU'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
333 00:17:19,506 00:17:22,409 I ESTIMATE HE'LL TAKE 12 TO 14 HOURS I ESTIMATE HE'LL TAKE 12 TO 14 HOURS
334 00:17:22,475 00:17:25,145 TO WORK HIS WAY THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE TRACT. TO WORK HIS WAY THROUGH THE DIGESTIVE TRACT.
335 00:17:25,212 00:17:28,748 I THOUGHT THE INSIDE OF HIS M-MOUTH WAS GROSS. I THOUGHT THE INSIDE OF HIS M-MOUTH WAS GROSS.
336 00:17:28,815 00:17:30,983 THAT MEANS WE HAVE TIME FOR A ROUND OF GOLF. THAT MEANS WE HAVE TIME FOR A ROUND OF GOLF.
337 00:17:31,050 00:17:33,086 Vermin: HEY, WE'RE LOSING LIGHT, PEOPLE! Vermin: HEY, WE'RE LOSING LIGHT, PEOPLE!
338 00:17:35,255 00:17:38,458 EVERYTHING'S GOING COMPLETELY ACCORDING TO PLAN. EVERYTHING'S GOING COMPLETELY ACCORDING TO PLAN.
339 00:17:38,525 00:17:39,326 HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH.
340 00:17:39,392 00:17:41,128 THEN DUCK DODGERS IS FINISHED? THEN DUCK DODGERS IS FINISHED?
341 00:17:41,194 00:17:45,265 HUZZA! HUZZA!
342 00:17:45,332 00:17:48,201 DODGERS IS STILL ALIVE, ISN'T HE? DODGERS IS STILL ALIVE, ISN'T HE?
343 00:17:48,268 00:17:50,303 BUT NOT FOR LONG, BABY. BUT NOT FOR LONG, BABY.
344 00:17:50,370 00:17:55,508 I THINK THIS PICTURE IS ABOUT TO REACH ITS EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX. I THINK THIS PICTURE IS ABOUT TO REACH ITS EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX.
345 00:17:55,575 00:17:57,210 ALL RIGHT, KID, THIS IS IT, ALL RIGHT, KID, THIS IS IT,
346 00:17:57,277 00:17:58,978 THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF ALL. THE MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF ALL.
347 00:17:59,045 00:18:01,414 IS THIS WHERE I PUT MY SPACE CAPTAIN CAREER ASIDE IS THIS WHERE I PUT MY SPACE CAPTAIN CAREER ASIDE
348 00:18:01,481 00:18:03,916 TO PURSUE MY DREAMS IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY? TO PURSUE MY DREAMS IN THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY?
349 00:18:03,983 00:18:09,356 EVEN BETTER. IN THIS SCENE, YOU GET TO DEFUSE A BIG GIANT BOMB. EVEN BETTER. IN THIS SCENE, YOU GET TO DEFUSE A BIG GIANT BOMB.
350 00:18:12,392 00:18:15,862 WOW! THAT'S A PLUTO NASH-SIZED BOMB. WOW! THAT'S A PLUTO NASH-SIZED BOMB.
351 00:18:15,928 00:18:19,098 THAT'S RIGHT,JUNIOR, AND IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE THIS BABY, THAT'S RIGHT,JUNIOR, AND IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE THIS BABY,
352 00:18:19,166 00:18:21,334 IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE RAINFOREST. IT'S GOING TO DESTROY THE RAINFOREST.
353 00:18:21,401 00:18:23,503 NOT THE RAINFOREST! NOT THE RAINFOREST!
354 00:18:23,570 00:18:26,038 HERE'S THE INSTRUCTION BOOK. YOU GOT 60 SECONDS, HERE'S THE INSTRUCTION BOOK. YOU GOT 60 SECONDS,
355 00:18:26,105 00:18:28,074 OR YOU CAN FORGET THE RING-TAILED LEMUR. OR YOU CAN FORGET THE RING-TAILED LEMUR.
356 00:18:28,141 00:18:29,142 GOOD LUCK... GOOD LUCK...
357 00:18:29,209 00:18:31,211 AND ACTION! AND ACTION!
358 00:18:31,278 00:18:34,947 HEH HEH HEH. HELLO, MARTIAN MOOLA. HEH HEH HEH. HELLO, MARTIAN MOOLA.
359 00:18:35,014 00:18:36,816 Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE. Man: DUCK DODGERS, THE MOVIE.
360 00:18:36,883 00:18:40,720 BIG KABLOOEY SCENE. TAKE 1. BIG KABLOOEY SCENE. TAKE 1.
361 00:18:40,787 00:18:43,690 LESS THAN A MINUTE, HUH? SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME. LESS THAN A MINUTE, HUH? SHOULD BE PLENTY OF TIME.
362 00:18:43,756 00:18:45,225 HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
363 00:18:45,292 00:18:48,228 I DON'T KNOW WHY VERMIN GAVE ME THIS INSTRUCTION BOOK. I DON'T KNOW WHY VERMIN GAVE ME THIS INSTRUCTION BOOK.
364 00:18:48,295 00:18:50,597 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S WRITTEN IN CHINESE. I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S WRITTEN IN CHINESE.
365 00:18:50,663 00:18:54,100 I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH ALL THESE SPARE PARTS IN THE WAY. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WITH ALL THESE SPARE PARTS IN THE WAY.
366 00:18:54,167 00:18:55,702 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!
367 00:18:55,768 00:18:58,838 HMM. THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL. HMM. THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL.
368 00:19:00,072 00:19:01,774 NOPE, JUST MADE A MESS. NOPE, JUST MADE A MESS.
369 00:19:01,841 00:19:05,845 I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FILLED IT WITH FERAL CATS. I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FILLED IT WITH FERAL CATS.
370 00:19:09,115 00:19:13,052 HA! THESE BABY HUEY COMICS GET FUNNIER EVERY YEAR. HA! THESE BABY HUEY COMICS GET FUNNIER EVERY YEAR.
371 00:19:13,119 00:19:16,956 C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, SHOULDN'T YOU BE DEFUSING THE BOMB? C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, SHOULDN'T YOU BE DEFUSING THE BOMB?
372 00:19:17,023 00:19:19,859 DEFUSING...THE BOMB! DEFUSING...THE BOMB!
373 00:19:19,926 00:19:22,395 ANY SECOND NOW AND KABLOOEY! ANY SECOND NOW AND KABLOOEY!
374 00:19:22,462 00:19:24,664 Dodgers: MORE UNNECESSARY JUNK. Dodgers: MORE UNNECESSARY JUNK.
375 00:19:26,633 00:19:29,869 3...2...1. 3...2...1.
376 00:19:32,171 00:19:33,673 WHAT, NO KABLOOEY? WHAT, NO KABLOOEY?
377 00:19:33,740 00:19:35,908 BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A KABLOOEY. BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A KABLOOEY.
378 00:19:35,975 00:19:37,877 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOMB? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOMB?
379 00:19:37,944 00:19:39,346 I DEFUSED IT. I DEFUSED IT.
380 00:19:39,412 00:19:40,980 HA HA. YOU WHAT? HA HA. YOU WHAT?
381 00:19:41,047 00:19:42,915 JUST A SIMPLE MATTER OF DISCONNECTING JUST A SIMPLE MATTER OF DISCONNECTING
382 00:19:42,982 00:19:44,284 THAT BLUE WIRE THINGY. THAT BLUE WIRE THINGY.
383 00:19:44,351 00:19:46,052 OH, WELL, I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER. OH, WELL, I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.
384 00:19:46,118 00:19:47,787 WHAT BLUE WIRE THINGY? WHAT BLUE WIRE THINGY?
385 00:19:47,854 00:19:51,458 DON'T YOU EVER WATCH THE MOVIES? IT'S NEVER THE BLUE WIRE THINGY. DON'T YOU EVER WATCH THE MOVIES? IT'S NEVER THE BLUE WIRE THINGY.
386 00:19:51,524 00:19:54,026 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DISCONNECT THE RED WIRE THINGY. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DISCONNECT THE RED WIRE THINGY.
387 00:19:54,093 00:19:55,628 LIKE SO... LIKE SO...
388 00:20:03,002 00:20:05,505 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
389 00:20:05,572 00:20:07,106 HEY, I SURRENDER, DODGERS. HEY, I SURRENDER, DODGERS.
390 00:20:07,173 00:20:09,709 HARRY VERMIN KNOWS WHEN HE'S BEATEN. HARRY VERMIN KNOWS WHEN HE'S BEATEN.
391 00:20:09,776 00:20:13,780 ME AND THE MARTIAN HAD THIS WHOLE SCAM WORKED UP TO DO YOU IN. ME AND THE MARTIAN HAD THIS WHOLE SCAM WORKED UP TO DO YOU IN.
392 00:20:13,846 00:20:15,248 WHAT MARTIAN? WHAT MARTIAN?
393 00:20:15,315 00:20:17,617 YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY. HEAD LIKE A BOWLING BALL. YOU KNOW, LITTLE GUY. HEAD LIKE A BOWLING BALL.
394 00:20:17,684 00:20:19,018 THAT JERK. THAT JERK.
395 00:20:19,085 00:20:22,955 NOW LOOK AT MY STUDIO! I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS PICTURE. NOW LOOK AT MY STUDIO! I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS PICTURE.
396 00:20:23,022 00:20:27,794 GEE, I HATE TO SEE A HOMICIDAL MEGALOMANIAC SO DEPRESSED. GEE, I HATE TO SEE A HOMICIDAL MEGALOMANIAC SO DEPRESSED.
397 00:20:27,860 00:20:29,128 UH, MR. VERMIN... UH, MR. VERMIN...
398 00:20:29,195 00:20:30,597 WHAT IS IT, KID? WHAT IS IT, KID?
399 00:20:30,663 00:20:33,666 I ONCE TOOK A FILM CLASS AT A C-COMMUNITY COLLEGE I ONCE TOOK A FILM CLASS AT A C-COMMUNITY COLLEGE
400 00:20:33,733 00:20:36,969 AND M-MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THE FOOTAGE YOU SHOT. AND M-MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THE FOOTAGE YOU SHOT.
401 00:20:37,036 00:20:38,905 DO YOU THINK SO? DO YOU THINK SO?
402 00:20:42,509 00:20:45,678 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
403 00:20:45,745 00:20:50,283 AH, THERE HE IS! DUCK DODGERS. AH, THERE HE IS! DUCK DODGERS.
404 00:20:50,350 00:20:53,453 All: OH, DODGERS! WHAT A MAN. All: OH, DODGERS! WHAT A MAN.
405 00:20:53,520 00:20:54,954 YOU HEAR THAT, CADET? YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
406 00:20:55,021 00:20:56,456 I'M A STAR. I'M A STAR.
407 00:20:56,523 00:20:58,458 UH, T-THOSE GIRLS WORK FOR THE STUDIO. UH, T-THOSE GIRLS WORK FOR THE STUDIO.
408 00:20:58,525 00:21:01,894 OH, MR. VERMIN, YOUR MOVIE LOOKS FANTASTIC. OH, MR. VERMIN, YOUR MOVIE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
409 00:21:01,961 00:21:03,496 IT SURE IS. IT SURE IS.
410 00:21:03,563 00:21:06,032 PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIT AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS. PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIT AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS.
411 00:21:06,098 00:21:07,834 THAT WAS ALL ME. THAT WAS ALL ME.
412 00:21:07,900 00:21:10,269 HEY HEY, THE SUPERSTARS ARE HERE. HEY HEY, THE SUPERSTARS ARE HERE.
413 00:21:10,337 00:21:13,005 CADET, I LOVE THAT BIT YOU DID AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS. CADET, I LOVE THAT BIT YOU DID AT THE END WITH THE FLASHBACKS.
414 00:21:13,072 00:21:16,242 HA HA HA. I STOLE IT FROM A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL. HA HA HA. I STOLE IT FROM A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL.
415 00:21:16,309 00:21:17,877 AND YOU CATCH ON QUICK. AND YOU CATCH ON QUICK.
416 00:21:17,944 00:21:20,947 WE BETTER GET IN. THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START. WE BETTER GET IN. THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.
417 00:21:26,619 00:21:30,423 HERE IT COMES. MY NAME IN LIGHTS. HERE IT COMES. MY NAME IN LIGHTS.
418 00:21:31,891 00:21:33,225 [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
419 00:21:33,292 00:21:37,029 WHAT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHAT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
420 00:21:37,096 00:21:39,832 HE'S THE B-BANKABLE STAR TALENT. HE'S THE B-BANKABLE STAR TALENT.
421 00:21:39,899 00:21:42,802 SHH. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE PICTURE. SHH. I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE PICTURE.
422 00:21:42,869 00:21:45,905 DODGERS MAY LIVE, BUT DUE TO MY INITIAL INVESTMENT, DODGERS MAY LIVE, BUT DUE TO MY INITIAL INVESTMENT,
423 00:21:45,972 00:21:49,542 I, AT LEAST, STAND TO MAKE A FINANCIAL KILLING. I, AT LEAST, STAND TO MAKE A FINANCIAL KILLING.