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1 00:00:05,873 00:00:10,678 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,881 00:00:20,020 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,889 00:00:25,526 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
4 00:00:25,559 00:00:28,162 * AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
5 00:00:31,732 00:00:34,768 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
6 00:00:34,802 00:00:36,770 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
7 00:00:38,806 00:00:40,874 * DUCK DODGERS * DUCK DODGERS
8 00:00:40,908 00:00:44,412 * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
9 00:00:47,115 00:00:53,354 * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
10 00:01:16,977 00:01:18,812 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LATEST EXPERIMENT IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LATEST EXPERIMENT
11 00:01:18,846 00:01:20,080 WAS A SUCCESS, COMMANDER. WAS A SUCCESS, COMMANDER.
12 00:01:20,114 00:01:21,549 YES, YOUR MAJESTY. YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
13 00:01:21,582 00:01:24,418 MY TIME PORTAL IS WORKING FLAWLESSLY, MY TIME PORTAL IS WORKING FLAWLESSLY,
14 00:01:24,452 00:01:28,222 AND I'VE DETERMINED THE PIVOTAL EVENT IN DUCK DODGERS' LIFE. AND I'VE DETERMINED THE PIVOTAL EVENT IN DUCK DODGERS' LIFE.
15 00:01:28,256 00:01:30,824 IT OCCURRED WHILE DODGERS WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER IT OCCURRED WHILE DODGERS WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER
16 00:01:30,858 00:01:32,293 AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY. AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY.
17 00:01:32,326 00:01:35,396 A CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY AS HIS TEAM'S QUARTERBACK A CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY AS HIS TEAM'S QUARTERBACK
18 00:01:35,429 00:01:38,499 GALVANIZED HIM INTO BEING THE DODGERS WE KNOW TODAY. GALVANIZED HIM INTO BEING THE DODGERS WE KNOW TODAY.
19 00:01:38,532 00:01:40,968 I WILL SIMPLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, I WILL SIMPLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME,
20 00:01:41,001 00:01:42,670 PREVENT THIS EVENT FROM OCCURRING, PREVENT THIS EVENT FROM OCCURRING,
21 00:01:42,703 00:01:46,440 AND DUCK DODGERS WILL NEVER TROUBLE US AGAIN. AND DUCK DODGERS WILL NEVER TROUBLE US AGAIN.
22 00:01:46,474 00:01:49,643 ARE YOU SURE DODGERS WON THAT CHAMPIONSHIP? ARE YOU SURE DODGERS WON THAT CHAMPIONSHIP?
23 00:01:49,677 00:01:51,212 QUITE SURE. QUITE SURE.
24 00:01:51,245 00:01:53,981 YOU WERE WRONG WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT DODGERS' MOTHER YOU WERE WRONG WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT DODGERS' MOTHER
25 00:01:54,014 00:01:55,816 INVENTED THE POST-IT NOTE. INVENTED THE POST-IT NOTE.
26 00:01:55,849 00:01:57,818 LIQUID PAPER. WHATEVER! LIQUID PAPER. WHATEVER!
27 00:01:57,851 00:02:00,254 THIS TIME, I CAN'T BE WRONG! THIS TIME, I CAN'T BE WRONG!
28 00:02:00,288 00:02:03,056 I GUARANTEE THAT DUCK DODGERS WON THAT GAME! I GUARANTEE THAT DUCK DODGERS WON THAT GAME!
29 00:02:03,090 00:02:05,259 YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM CORRECT. YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM CORRECT.
30 00:02:05,293 00:02:06,827 FAREWELL, MY QUEEN. FAREWELL, MY QUEEN.
31 00:02:08,662 00:02:11,832 WHOA! WHOA!
32 00:02:11,865 00:02:14,868 BY MY CALCULATIONS, THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE. BY MY CALCULATIONS, THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE.
33 00:02:14,902 00:02:15,936 HUH? HUH?
34 00:02:15,969 00:02:17,205 ARRRGH! ARRRGH!
35 00:02:19,373 00:02:21,074 THAT'S THE WAY TO STOP HIM! THAT'S THE WAY TO STOP HIM!
36 00:02:21,108 00:02:24,011 GRIND THE LITTLE SQUIRT INTO THE 50 YARD LINE! GRIND THE LITTLE SQUIRT INTO THE 50 YARD LINE!
37 00:02:24,044 00:02:25,513 DODGERS?! DODGERS?!
38 00:02:25,546 00:02:28,982 ALL RIGHT, MEN, THE KEY TO VICTORY IS... ALL RIGHT, MEN, THE KEY TO VICTORY IS...
39 00:02:29,016 00:02:30,050 WATER! WATER!
40 00:02:30,083 00:02:31,385 WATER? WATER?
41 00:02:31,419 00:02:33,787 GUYS, REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR INSIDES GUYS, REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR INSIDES
42 00:02:33,821 00:02:35,723 WET AND HYDRATED. WET AND HYDRATED.
43 00:02:35,756 00:02:36,924 Marvin: UM, EXCUSE ME, Marvin: UM, EXCUSE ME,
44 00:02:36,957 00:02:40,194 BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO JOIN YOUR MEN OUT ON THE FIELD? BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO JOIN YOUR MEN OUT ON THE FIELD?
45 00:02:40,228 00:02:42,530 NO, MY STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND. NO, MY STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND.
46 00:02:42,563 00:02:45,399 MY PLACE IS HERE, ON THE SIDELINES. MY PLACE IS HERE, ON THE SIDELINES.
47 00:02:45,433 00:02:47,735 BUT AREN'T YOU THE QUARTERBACK? BUT AREN'T YOU THE QUARTERBACK?
48 00:02:47,768 00:02:49,136 QUARTERBACK? HA! QUARTERBACK? HA!
49 00:02:49,169 00:02:50,704 I'M THE WATER BOY! I'M THE WATER BOY!
50 00:02:50,738 00:02:53,807 I'M HERE AT BIG STATE U. ON A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP. I'M HERE AT BIG STATE U. ON A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP.
51 00:02:53,841 00:02:56,277 A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP? A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP?
52 00:02:56,310 00:02:59,480 OH, YEAH! THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF IT ALL: OH, YEAH! THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF IT ALL:
53 00:02:59,513 00:03:00,881 BOTTLED WATER, WELL WATER, BOTTLED WATER, WELL WATER,
54 00:03:00,914 00:03:02,383 WATER BALLOONS, WATERMELON. WATER BALLOONS, WATERMELON.
55 00:03:02,416 00:03:04,051 IS THAT IT? WATER IN THE KNEE... IS THAT IT? WATER IN THE KNEE...
56 00:03:04,084 00:03:06,220 DONE YET? UM, THERE'S ONE MORE. DONE YET? UM, THERE'S ONE MORE.
57 00:03:06,254 00:03:08,021 MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
58 00:03:08,055 00:03:10,157 SELTZER WATER! SELTZER WATER!
59 00:03:10,190 00:03:12,326 WELL, ISN'T THAT ORDINARY. WELL, ISN'T THAT ORDINARY.
60 00:03:12,360 00:03:15,162 AH, A WATER HATER, HUH? AH, A WATER HATER, HUH?
61 00:03:15,195 00:03:16,897 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
62 00:03:16,930 00:03:20,434 YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BECOMING THE QUARTERBACK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BECOMING THE QUARTERBACK
63 00:03:20,468 00:03:23,871 AND LEADING YOUR TEAM TO VICTORY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME? AND LEADING YOUR TEAM TO VICTORY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?
64 00:03:23,904 00:03:26,240 I'M ALREADY LIVING THE DREAM, BABY! I'M ALREADY LIVING THE DREAM, BABY!
65 00:03:26,274 00:03:29,109 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE QUITE SURE. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE QUITE SURE.
66 00:03:29,142 00:03:30,744 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
67 00:03:30,778 00:03:34,982 WOW. THOSE MASCOT OUTFITS GET UGLIER EVERY YEAR. WOW. THOSE MASCOT OUTFITS GET UGLIER EVERY YEAR.
68 00:03:37,785 00:03:41,522 I SIMPLY CAN'T BE MISTAKEN ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME. I SIMPLY CAN'T BE MISTAKEN ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME.
69 00:03:41,555 00:03:44,658 PERHAPS I ARRIVED ON EARTH TOO EARLY. PERHAPS I ARRIVED ON EARTH TOO EARLY.
70 00:03:45,759 00:03:46,960 HMM. HMM.
71 00:03:46,994 00:03:48,462 GO DEEP, BIG GUY! GO DEEP, BIG GUY!
72 00:03:48,496 00:03:51,532 Marvin: I KNEW IT! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! Marvin: I KNEW IT! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
73 00:03:51,565 00:03:53,567 DODGERS IS THROWING THE... DODGERS IS THROWING THE...
74 00:03:53,601 00:03:54,802 WATER BOTTLE?! WATER BOTTLE?!
75 00:03:54,835 00:03:56,103 THANKS, WATER BOY! THANKS, WATER BOY!
76 00:03:56,136 00:03:59,072 I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE REWARDING JOB. I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE REWARDING JOB.
77 00:03:59,106 00:04:02,376 THIS IS MOST IRKSOME. THIS IS MOST IRKSOME.
78 00:04:02,410 00:04:05,346 PERHAPS I NEED TO HELP THIS SITUATION ALONG. PERHAPS I NEED TO HELP THIS SITUATION ALONG.
79 00:04:11,385 00:04:14,855 ARE YOU THE CURRENT QUARTERBACK AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY? ARE YOU THE CURRENT QUARTERBACK AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY?
80 00:04:14,888 00:04:16,123 YEAH. YEAH.
81 00:04:16,156 00:04:18,959 I'M YOUR NEW AMERICAN HISTORY TUTOR. I'M YOUR NEW AMERICAN HISTORY TUTOR.
82 00:04:18,992 00:04:19,993 YEAH. YEAH.
83 00:04:20,027 00:04:21,462 AND THE BEST WAY TO LEARN AND THE BEST WAY TO LEARN
84 00:04:21,495 00:04:23,897 IS THROUGH FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE. IS THROUGH FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE.
85 00:04:23,931 00:04:25,366 YEAH. YEAH.
86 00:04:25,399 00:04:28,135 SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LESSON SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LESSON
87 00:04:28,168 00:04:30,237 ON THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN. ON THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN.
88 00:04:30,270 00:04:31,639 GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE.
89 00:04:34,007 00:04:35,676 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
90 00:04:37,778 00:04:40,948 WHOA. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUARTERBACK CHOSE THIS WEEK WHOA. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUARTERBACK CHOSE THIS WEEK
91 00:04:40,981 00:04:42,115 TO GO TO MONTANA. TO GO TO MONTANA.
92 00:04:42,149 00:04:45,486 Man: YEAH! WHO'S GONNA LEAD US TO VICTORY IN THE BIG GAME? Man: YEAH! WHO'S GONNA LEAD US TO VICTORY IN THE BIG GAME?
93 00:04:45,519 00:04:48,255 POOR SLOBS. DON'T THEY REALIZE... POOR SLOBS. DON'T THEY REALIZE...
94 00:04:48,288 00:04:50,257 WATER IS THE ANSWER? WATER IS THE ANSWER?
95 00:04:50,290 00:04:51,692 Marvin: OH, DODGERS? Marvin: OH, DODGERS?
96 00:04:51,725 00:04:55,028 I'VE SIGNED YOU UP FOR THE QUARTERBACK TRYOUTS. I'VE SIGNED YOU UP FOR THE QUARTERBACK TRYOUTS.
97 00:04:55,062 00:04:56,697 HEY, ANYBODY HOME? HEY, ANYBODY HOME?
98 00:04:56,730 00:04:59,867 I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I'M THE WATER BOY! I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I'M THE WATER BOY!
99 00:04:59,900 00:05:02,970 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THEM WHEN THEY SAID I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THEM WHEN THEY SAID
100 00:05:03,003 00:05:05,072 YOU WEREN'T A WATER BOY... YOU WEREN'T A WATER BOY...
101 00:05:05,105 00:05:07,007 YOU WERE A WATER BABY! YOU WERE A WATER BABY!
102 00:05:07,040 00:05:08,476 WATER BABY?! WATER BABY?!
103 00:05:08,509 00:05:10,511 DID THEY REALLY CALL ME A WATER BABY? DID THEY REALLY CALL ME A WATER BABY?
104 00:05:10,544 00:05:13,113 UM...SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. UM...SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.
105 00:05:13,146 00:05:15,583 CUT TO THE QUICK! AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE CUT TO THE QUICK! AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE
106 00:05:15,616 00:05:17,451 FOR THOSE UNDERHYDRATED LADS! FOR THOSE UNDERHYDRATED LADS!
107 00:05:17,485 00:05:20,153 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR YOU TO DO. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR YOU TO DO.
108 00:05:20,187 00:05:22,089 YOU'RE RIGHT! I MUST... YOU'RE RIGHT! I MUST...
109 00:05:22,122 00:05:23,791 RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS. RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS.
110 00:05:23,824 00:05:26,827 I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE, PROVING THEM WRONG. I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE, PROVING THEM WRONG.
111 00:05:26,860 00:05:30,097 YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THIS RUBBER NOSE? YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THIS RUBBER NOSE?
112 00:05:30,130 00:05:31,632 [HONK HONK] GIVE ME THAT! [HONK HONK] GIVE ME THAT!
113 00:05:31,665 00:05:33,834 YOU'RE NOT THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW. YOU'RE NOT THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW.
114 00:05:33,867 00:05:37,638 THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW WOULDN'T SHRINK FROM THIS ASSIGNMENT! THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW WOULDN'T SHRINK FROM THIS ASSIGNMENT!
115 00:05:37,671 00:05:39,272 WHY, HE'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE! WHY, HE'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE!
116 00:05:39,306 00:05:41,375 HE'D CHASE AN ENEMY ACROSS THE GALAXY, HE'D CHASE AN ENEMY ACROSS THE GALAXY,
117 00:05:41,409 00:05:44,612 AND JUST WHEN THAT ENEMY WAS ON THE VERGE OF VICTORY-- AND JUST WHEN THAT ENEMY WAS ON THE VERGE OF VICTORY--
118 00:05:44,645 00:05:47,180 AND THE RESULTING PROMOTION-- AND THE RESULTING PROMOTION--
119 00:05:47,214 00:05:49,082 THE DODGERS I KNOW WOULD SWOOP IN THE DODGERS I KNOW WOULD SWOOP IN
120 00:05:49,116 00:05:50,918 AND RUIN THE WHOLE THING, AND RUIN THE WHOLE THING,
121 00:05:50,951 00:05:55,055 MAKING HIS ENEMY'S LIFE A COMPLETE AND MISERABLE FAILURE! MAKING HIS ENEMY'S LIFE A COMPLETE AND MISERABLE FAILURE!
122 00:05:55,088 00:05:57,290 THAT'S THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW! THAT'S THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW!
123 00:05:57,324 00:05:59,059 I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!
124 00:06:03,964 00:06:06,233 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, HUDDLE UP! ALL RIGHT, BOYS, HUDDLE UP!
125 00:06:06,266 00:06:08,101 WE'RE GONNA RUN A HALFBACK OPTION WE'RE GONNA RUN A HALFBACK OPTION
126 00:06:08,135 00:06:09,302 WITH A FULLBACK HALF-TRACK! WITH A FULLBACK HALF-TRACK!
127 00:06:09,336 00:06:11,171 LEFT FOOT GREEN! RIGHT HAND BLUE! LEFT FOOT GREEN! RIGHT HAND BLUE!
128 00:06:11,204 00:06:13,941 GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO!
129 00:06:13,974 00:06:15,075 BREAK! BREAK!
130 00:06:16,677 00:06:18,746 [CHEERING] [CHEERING]
131 00:06:18,779 00:06:21,982 Dodgers: 6! 36! 9 TIMES THE SQUARE ROOT OF 11! Dodgers: 6! 36! 9 TIMES THE SQUARE ROOT OF 11!
132 00:06:22,015 00:06:23,316 HIKE! HIKE!
133 00:06:23,350 00:06:24,885 ARRRGH! ARRRGH! ARRRGH! ARRRGH!
134 00:06:27,855 00:06:28,956 OOH! OOH!
135 00:06:28,989 00:06:30,524 DID ANY OF YOU GUYS HEAR DID ANY OF YOU GUYS HEAR
136 00:06:30,558 00:06:33,060 A SICKENING POPPING SOUND? A SICKENING POPPING SOUND?
137 00:06:33,093 00:06:35,128 Dodgers: THAT WAS MY SPLEEN! Dodgers: THAT WAS MY SPLEEN!
138 00:06:36,497 00:06:38,398 SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH! SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH!
139 00:06:39,299 00:06:41,068 MAKE WAY FOR... MAKE WAY FOR...
140 00:06:41,101 00:06:42,736 GREATNESS? GREATNESS?
141 00:06:44,538 00:06:46,640 WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND! WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND!
142 00:06:46,674 00:06:49,743 BUT I'M SURE THAT DODGERS IS THE WINNER. BUT I'M SURE THAT DODGERS IS THE WINNER.
143 00:06:51,779 00:06:52,980 I AM A WINNER! I AM A WINNER!
144 00:06:54,247 00:06:55,783 I AM UNSTOPPABLE! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
145 00:06:56,717 00:07:00,087 I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN! I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
146 00:07:00,120 00:07:03,524 I'M POSITIVE THAT DODGERS LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY. I'M POSITIVE THAT DODGERS LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY.
147 00:07:03,557 00:07:06,059 I CAN'T BE WRONG! I CAN'T BE WRONG!
148 00:07:06,093 00:07:08,028 WE NEED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN, WE NEED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN,
149 00:07:08,061 00:07:09,997 AND ONLY 9 SECONDS TO GO! AND ONLY 9 SECONDS TO GO!
150 00:07:10,030 00:07:11,231 TIME-OUT! TIME-OUT!
151 00:07:11,264 00:07:12,533 EXCUSE ME, BUDDY, EXCUSE ME, BUDDY,
152 00:07:12,566 00:07:14,535 YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FACE. YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FACE.
153 00:07:14,568 00:07:15,836 [CRUNCH] THANK YOU. [CRUNCH] THANK YOU.
154 00:07:15,869 00:07:17,237 DODGERS, GOOD! DODGERS, GOOD!
155 00:07:17,270 00:07:19,272 I'VE EVALUATED OUR OPPONENTS' FORMATIONS-- I'VE EVALUATED OUR OPPONENTS' FORMATIONS--
156 00:07:19,306 00:07:20,307 I QUIT! I QUIT!
157 00:07:20,340 00:07:21,809 YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU CAN'T QUIT!
158 00:07:21,842 00:07:25,145 I'M A WATER BOY, NOT A QUARTERBACK. I'M A WATER BOY, NOT A QUARTERBACK.
159 00:07:25,178 00:07:26,547 I GUESS YOU WERE WRONG. I GUESS YOU WERE WRONG.
160 00:07:26,580 00:07:29,049 WRONG? I CAN'T BE WRONG! WRONG? I CAN'T BE WRONG!
161 00:07:29,082 00:07:32,920 THERE'S NO WORD IN THE MARTIAN LANGUAGE FOR "WRONG"! THERE'S NO WORD IN THE MARTIAN LANGUAGE FOR "WRONG"!
162 00:07:32,953 00:07:34,655 HERE, TAKE THIS. HERE, TAKE THIS.
163 00:07:34,688 00:07:36,990 I WAS SAVING IT TO DESTROY YOU. I WAS SAVING IT TO DESTROY YOU.
164 00:07:37,024 00:07:38,425 WHAT?! NEVER MIND. WHAT?! NEVER MIND.
165 00:07:38,458 00:07:40,661 JUST PUT IT ON, AND THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT. JUST PUT IT ON, AND THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.
166 00:07:40,694 00:07:44,197 OK. I HAVE NOTHING IF NOT STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS. OK. I HAVE NOTHING IF NOT STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS.
167 00:07:44,231 00:07:46,634 GOOD BOY! NOW GET BACK OUT THERE! GOOD BOY! NOW GET BACK OUT THERE!
168 00:07:46,667 00:07:49,102 YOU WILL PROVE THAT I AM AN INFALLIBLE GENIUS! YOU WILL PROVE THAT I AM AN INFALLIBLE GENIUS!
169 00:07:49,136 00:07:52,339 HEH HEH! PLACING A BRAIN WAVE OVERRIDE RECEPTOR HEH HEH! PLACING A BRAIN WAVE OVERRIDE RECEPTOR
170 00:07:52,372 00:07:53,807 ON DODGERS' HELMET ON DODGERS' HELMET
171 00:07:53,841 00:07:56,476 WILL ALLOW ME TO SEIZE CONTROL OF HIS BODY. WILL ALLOW ME TO SEIZE CONTROL OF HIS BODY.
172 00:07:56,510 00:07:58,345 WITH THIS REMOTE CONTROL, WITH THIS REMOTE CONTROL,
173 00:07:58,378 00:08:01,148 WRONG I WILL NOT BE! WRONG I WILL NOT BE!
174 00:08:01,181 00:08:03,884 15! 301! HUT, HUT, HIKE! 15! 301! HUT, HUT, HIKE!
175 00:08:06,353 00:08:07,521 ARRRGH! ARRRGH! ARRRGH! ARRRGH!
176 00:08:07,555 00:08:08,722 LEAP AND EVADE! LEAP AND EVADE!
177 00:08:11,859 00:08:12,826 IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!
178 00:08:14,494 00:08:16,163 SPINNING SIDE STEP COMBO! SPINNING SIDE STEP COMBO!
179 00:08:17,965 00:08:19,933 HELLO, HEISMAN! HELLO, HEISMAN!
180 00:08:19,967 00:08:22,670 FINISHING MOVE: ROCKET'S RED GLARE! FINISHING MOVE: ROCKET'S RED GLARE!
181 00:08:28,676 00:08:31,712 [HORN SOUNDS, CHEERING] [HORN SOUNDS, CHEERING]
182 00:08:31,745 00:08:34,481 YAHOO! I WAS RIGHT! YAHOO! I WAS RIGHT!
183 00:08:34,514 00:08:36,817 YAY, TEAM. YAY, TEAM.
184 00:08:36,850 00:08:38,619 AH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!
185 00:08:38,652 00:08:41,254 WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, QUEENIE? WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, QUEENIE?
186 00:08:41,288 00:08:43,256 OH, UM, CONGRATULATIONS OH, UM, CONGRATULATIONS
187 00:08:43,290 00:08:45,258 ON WINNING THE BIG GAME, DODGERS. ON WINNING THE BIG GAME, DODGERS.
188 00:08:45,292 00:08:48,328 WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, LITTLE CHUM. WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, LITTLE CHUM.
189 00:08:48,361 00:08:51,298 YOU HAD IT INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME. YOU HAD IT INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
190 00:08:51,331 00:08:52,933 I JUST HELPED BRING IT OUT. I JUST HELPED BRING IT OUT.
191 00:08:52,966 00:08:55,302 YEAH! I GUESS I DID! YEAH! I GUESS I DID!
192 00:08:55,335 00:08:58,972 WHY, I'LL BET I'M CAPABLE OF ALL SORTS OF OUTRAGEOUS HEROICS. WHY, I'LL BET I'M CAPABLE OF ALL SORTS OF OUTRAGEOUS HEROICS.
193 00:08:59,006 00:09:01,975 I'M SORRY, BUT MY JOB IS FINISHED HERE, I'M SORRY, BUT MY JOB IS FINISHED HERE,
194 00:09:02,009 00:09:03,644 AND SO I MUST GO. AND SO I MUST GO.
195 00:09:03,677 00:09:05,646 WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
196 00:09:05,679 00:09:08,115 YOU JUST MAY, DODGERS. YOU JUST MAY, DODGERS.
197 00:09:08,148 00:09:09,883 YOU JUST MAY. YOU JUST MAY.
198 00:09:12,953 00:09:15,989 HEH HEH. DID YOU REALIZE THAT THE SOLE SURVIVOR HEH HEH. DID YOU REALIZE THAT THE SOLE SURVIVOR
199 00:09:16,023 00:09:18,792 OF CUSTER'S BATTALION AT THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN OF CUSTER'S BATTALION AT THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN
200 00:09:18,826 00:09:21,094 WAS A HORSE NAMED COMANCHE? WAS A HORSE NAMED COMANCHE?
201 00:09:25,699 00:09:27,467 GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS! GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS!
202 00:09:27,500 00:09:31,004 I AM PROUD TO REPORT THAT I WAS RIGHT: I AM PROUD TO REPORT THAT I WAS RIGHT:
203 00:09:31,038 00:09:33,807 DUCK DODGERS DID BECOME THE HERO OF THE GAME! DUCK DODGERS DID BECOME THE HERO OF THE GAME!
204 00:09:33,841 00:09:36,143 SO YOU DIDN'T MANAGE TO STOP HIM? SO YOU DIDN'T MANAGE TO STOP HIM?
205 00:09:36,176 00:09:38,378 STOP HIM? UM... STOP HIM? UM...
206 00:09:38,411 00:09:39,446 I'M AFRAID NOT. I'M AFRAID NOT.
207 00:09:39,479 00:09:41,514 [SIGH] OH, WELL. [SIGH] OH, WELL.
208 00:09:41,548 00:09:43,717 DODGERS IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY. DODGERS IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY.
209 00:09:43,751 00:09:45,853 WAIT A MINUTE! COMPUTER, WAIT A MINUTE! COMPUTER,
210 00:09:45,886 00:09:49,189 ENLARGE SECTION X-D 700 PERCENT. ENLARGE SECTION X-D 700 PERCENT.
211 00:09:50,658 00:09:53,160 THAT'S YOU! YOU'RE HELPING HIM! THAT'S YOU! YOU'RE HELPING HIM!
212 00:09:53,193 00:09:56,129 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME,
213 00:09:56,163 00:09:59,299 BUT HE ONLY SUCCEEDED BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE! BUT HE ONLY SUCCEEDED BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE!
214 00:09:59,332 00:10:01,635 OH, FUDGE. OH, FUDGE.
215 00:10:22,856 00:10:25,092 WELL, COMMANDER? SUCCESS? WELL, COMMANDER? SUCCESS?
216 00:10:25,125 00:10:26,927 OH, YES, YOUR MAJESTY. OH, YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
217 00:10:26,960 00:10:29,997 YOUR EFFORTS SHALL NOT GO UNREWARDED. YOUR EFFORTS SHALL NOT GO UNREWARDED.
218 00:10:30,030 00:10:31,398 BRING HIM IN! BRING HIM IN!
219 00:10:39,239 00:10:41,241 I GIVE YOU... I GIVE YOU...
220 00:10:41,274 00:10:42,743 DUCK DODGERS! DUCK DODGERS!
221 00:10:46,413 00:10:48,849 KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN, MONGREL. KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN, MONGREL.
222 00:10:51,518 00:10:52,619 OOF! OOF!
223 00:10:52,652 00:10:54,221 Queen: STOP THIS OUTRAGE! Queen: STOP THIS OUTRAGE!
224 00:10:54,254 00:10:56,156 HE IS YOUR FUTURE KING. HE IS YOUR FUTURE KING.
225 00:10:57,424 00:10:59,693 ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT? ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT?
226 00:10:59,727 00:11:02,395 NONE. I'LL JUST PLAY ALONG. NONE. I'LL JUST PLAY ALONG.
227 00:11:02,429 00:11:05,232 FORGIVE ME, DEAREST. DID HE HURT YOU? FORGIVE ME, DEAREST. DID HE HURT YOU?
228 00:11:05,265 00:11:07,835 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM! BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM!
229 00:11:07,868 00:11:10,670 REST ASSURED, MY LOVE, HE SHALL PAY. REST ASSURED, MY LOVE, HE SHALL PAY.
230 00:11:10,704 00:11:12,439 GUARDS! SEIZE THE COMMANDER, GUARDS! SEIZE THE COMMANDER,
231 00:11:12,472 00:11:14,007 AND HAVE HIM AWAIT MY PUNISHMENT! AND HAVE HIM AWAIT MY PUNISHMENT!
232 00:11:14,041 00:11:18,011 AND THIS DAY STARTED OUT SO PROMISING. AND THIS DAY STARTED OUT SO PROMISING.
233 00:11:18,045 00:11:21,749 UH, CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE SKINNY ON THIS "KING OF MARS" GIG? UH, CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE SKINNY ON THIS "KING OF MARS" GIG?
234 00:11:21,782 00:11:24,584 TIME AND AGAIN, AGAINST ALL ODDS, TIME AND AGAIN, AGAINST ALL ODDS,
235 00:11:24,617 00:11:27,354 YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF A WORTHY OPPONENT. YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF A WORTHY OPPONENT.
236 00:11:27,387 00:11:29,056 I HAVE, HAVEN'T I? I HAVE, HAVEN'T I?
237 00:11:29,089 00:11:31,792 THEREFORE, I HAVE SELECTED YOU THEREFORE, I HAVE SELECTED YOU
238 00:11:31,825 00:11:33,827 AS MY IMPERIAL CONSORT. AS MY IMPERIAL CONSORT.
239 00:11:33,861 00:11:37,430 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME LOOKER... YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME LOOKER...
240 00:11:37,464 00:11:38,966 FOR A CHICK WITHOUT A FACE. FOR A CHICK WITHOUT A FACE.
241 00:11:38,999 00:11:42,369 YOU SHALL HAVE POWER, WEALTH, AND GLORY YOU SHALL HAVE POWER, WEALTH, AND GLORY
242 00:11:42,402 00:11:44,337 BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
243 00:11:44,371 00:11:48,408 OH, MY DARLING, OUR LOVE WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES! OH, MY DARLING, OUR LOVE WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES!
244 00:11:48,441 00:11:51,044 BUT...BEFORE WE WED, BUT...BEFORE WE WED,
245 00:11:51,078 00:11:54,614 YOU MUST FACE 3 MARTIAN TRIALS. YOU MUST FACE 3 MARTIAN TRIALS.
246 00:11:54,647 00:11:59,352 HA! I SPIT IN DANGER'S COLD, DEAD EYE, BABY! HA! I SPIT IN DANGER'S COLD, DEAD EYE, BABY!
247 00:12:01,588 00:12:03,056 BETTER BUZZ THE CADET. BETTER BUZZ THE CADET.
248 00:12:03,090 00:12:05,192 THE LITTLE HAM HOCK'S PROBABLY WORRIED SICK. THE LITTLE HAM HOCK'S PROBABLY WORRIED SICK.
249 00:12:06,894 00:12:08,929 NOT ON THE BRIDGE. NOT ON THE BRIDGE.
250 00:12:08,962 00:12:11,198 NOT IN THE EVAPORATOR. NOT IN THE EVAPORATOR.
251 00:12:11,231 00:12:13,767 [HUMMING] [HUMMING]
252 00:12:13,801 00:12:15,302 YO, ROUND BOY! YO, ROUND BOY!
253 00:12:15,335 00:12:18,438 AAAHH! GUESS WHAT! AAAHH! GUESS WHAT!
254 00:12:18,471 00:12:19,472 WHAT, SIR? WHAT, SIR?
255 00:12:19,506 00:12:21,208 I'M GOING BE... I'M GOING BE...
256 00:12:21,241 00:12:23,010 KING OF MARS! KING OF MARS!
257 00:12:25,145 00:12:26,213 OK. OK.
258 00:12:26,246 00:12:28,315 E-MAIL MY RESIGNATION TO OLD I.Q. HI, E-MAIL MY RESIGNATION TO OLD I.Q. HI,
259 00:12:28,348 00:12:32,152 BUT LET HIM DOWN EASY-- I'M HIS FAVORITE. BUT LET HIM DOWN EASY-- I'M HIS FAVORITE.
260 00:12:32,185 00:12:33,120 OK. OK.
261 00:12:33,153 00:12:35,155 AND YOU CAN CANCEL THE RESCUE PARTY. AND YOU CAN CANCEL THE RESCUE PARTY.
262 00:12:35,188 00:12:36,790 UH, RESCUE PARTY? UH, RESCUE PARTY?
263 00:12:36,824 00:12:38,225 YOU KNOW, THE ONE FOR ME, YOU KNOW, THE ONE FOR ME,
264 00:12:38,258 00:12:40,828 WHEN YOU REALIZED I WAS ABDUCTED BY MARTIANS, WHEN YOU REALIZED I WAS ABDUCTED BY MARTIANS,
265 00:12:40,861 00:12:42,229 LIKE AN HOUR AGO. LIKE AN HOUR AGO.
266 00:12:42,262 00:12:44,865 HA HA! RIGHT, THAT RESCUE PARTY. HA HA! RIGHT, THAT RESCUE PARTY.
267 00:12:44,898 00:12:46,934 THE WEDDING'S THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. THE WEDDING'S THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
268 00:12:46,967 00:12:49,002 DROP BY IF YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. DROP BY IF YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
269 00:12:49,036 00:12:51,504 I THINK WE'RE HAVING THEM BIG SHRIMPS FOR DINNER. I THINK WE'RE HAVING THEM BIG SHRIMPS FOR DINNER.
270 00:12:51,538 00:12:52,639 DODGERS OUT. DODGERS OUT.
271 00:12:52,672 00:12:53,673 [KNOCK KNOCK] [KNOCK KNOCK]
272 00:12:53,706 00:12:55,708 COME IN! COME IN!
273 00:12:55,742 00:12:58,745 IT WILL NO DOUBT GIVE YOU GREAT JOY TO KNOW IT WILL NO DOUBT GIVE YOU GREAT JOY TO KNOW
274 00:12:58,778 00:13:00,647 THAT I'VE BEEN DEMOTED THAT I'VE BEEN DEMOTED
275 00:13:00,680 00:13:03,917 AND REASSIGNED AS YOUR PALACE SLAVE BOY. AND REASSIGNED AS YOUR PALACE SLAVE BOY.
276 00:13:03,951 00:13:06,619 WELL, I'M NOT ONE WHO DELIGHTS IN THE MISFORTUNE WELL, I'M NOT ONE WHO DELIGHTS IN THE MISFORTUNE
277 00:13:06,653 00:13:08,121 OF A NOBLE ADVERSARY. OF A NOBLE ADVERSARY.
278 00:13:08,155 00:13:09,756 REALLY? REALLY?
279 00:13:09,789 00:13:12,525 NO. HA HA HA! NO. HA HA HA!
280 00:13:12,559 00:13:14,794 GET SOME REST, MASTER. GET SOME REST, MASTER.
281 00:13:14,828 00:13:17,564 YOUR TRIALS BEGIN AT DAWN. YOUR TRIALS BEGIN AT DAWN.
282 00:13:20,700 00:13:22,836 Queen: WELCOME TO THE FIRST TRIAL: Queen: WELCOME TO THE FIRST TRIAL:
283 00:13:22,870 00:13:26,006 THE TEST OF COMBAT. THE TEST OF COMBAT.
284 00:13:26,039 00:13:29,142 I GIVE YOU... DUCK DODGERS! I GIVE YOU... DUCK DODGERS!
285 00:13:29,943 00:13:31,578 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
286 00:13:31,611 00:13:32,846 Man: LOSER! Man: LOSER!
287 00:13:32,880 00:13:35,883 MY POTENTIAL BELOVED MUST VANQUISH MY POTENTIAL BELOVED MUST VANQUISH
288 00:13:35,916 00:13:38,118 THE MIGHTIEST BEAST ON MARS: THE MIGHTIEST BEAST ON MARS:
289 00:13:38,151 00:13:40,053 THE CYTOPS. THE CYTOPS.
290 00:13:41,388 00:13:45,525 [ROARING] [ROARING]
291 00:13:45,558 00:13:48,195 [CHEERING] [CHEERING]
292 00:13:48,228 00:13:49,963 FIGHT BRAVELY. FIGHT BRAVELY.
293 00:13:51,064 00:13:53,133 WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? AAAHH! WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? AAAHH!
294 00:13:53,166 00:13:55,302 [ROARING] [ROARING]
295 00:13:55,335 00:13:58,238 COME ON, HOVER BOARD. HOVER, HOVER! COME ON, HOVER BOARD. HOVER, HOVER!
296 00:13:59,206 00:14:00,273 AAAHH! AAAHH!
297 00:14:01,274 00:14:04,111 TOO QUICK FOR YOU, EH, VIN DIESEL? TOO QUICK FOR YOU, EH, VIN DIESEL?
298 00:14:05,745 00:14:07,214 THIS CAN'T END WELL. THIS CAN'T END WELL.
299 00:14:07,847 00:14:09,883 OH, GOODY! OH, GOODY!
300 00:14:09,917 00:14:11,384 I MEAN, HOW DREADFUL. I MEAN, HOW DREADFUL.
301 00:14:11,418 00:14:14,955 MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL BEINGS. MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL BEINGS.
302 00:14:14,988 00:14:16,656 YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME, PAL! YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME, PAL!
303 00:14:16,689 00:14:18,959 I'M MALNOURISHED! I'M--I'M-- I'M MALNOURISHED! I'M--I'M--
304 00:14:18,992 00:14:21,761 SAY! DID YOU EVER NOTICE THE UNSIGHTLY SAY! DID YOU EVER NOTICE THE UNSIGHTLY
305 00:14:21,794 00:14:24,197 WAX BUILDUP IN YOUR EARS? WAX BUILDUP IN YOUR EARS?
306 00:14:24,231 00:14:26,533 HUH? REALLY? HUH? REALLY?
307 00:14:26,566 00:14:28,969 YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED. YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED.
308 00:14:29,002 00:14:31,004 BUT I CAN HELP YOU OUT! BUT I CAN HELP YOU OUT!
309 00:14:31,038 00:14:33,873 YEAH? SURE CAN, BRIGHT EYE! YEAH? SURE CAN, BRIGHT EYE!
310 00:14:33,907 00:14:35,375 JUST ONE SCRAPE WITH THIS JUST ONE SCRAPE WITH THIS
311 00:14:35,408 00:14:37,244 ELECTRO-SWABBY DOOHICKEY ELECTRO-SWABBY DOOHICKEY
312 00:14:37,277 00:14:38,311 WILL FIX YOU UP WILL FIX YOU UP
313 00:14:38,345 00:14:41,048 AS EASY AS 1, 2, 3! AS EASY AS 1, 2, 3!
314 00:14:41,081 00:14:43,150 AAAHH! AAAHH!
315 00:14:44,985 00:14:48,388 [CROWD GASPS] [CROWD GASPS]
316 00:14:48,421 00:14:50,590 THE CYTOPS! IS HE--? THE CYTOPS! IS HE--?
317 00:14:50,623 00:14:53,860 [PANTING] [PANTING]
318 00:14:53,893 00:14:55,862 I WIN, BABY! WHOO! I WIN, BABY! WHOO!
319 00:14:55,895 00:14:57,230 [MUTTERING] [MUTTERING]
320 00:14:57,264 00:15:00,500 AND WAIT, I THINK I HEAR A HEARTBEAT. AND WAIT, I THINK I HEAR A HEARTBEAT.
321 00:15:00,533 00:15:03,336 YEP, BLINKY'S GOING TO BE OK! YEP, BLINKY'S GOING TO BE OK!
322 00:15:03,370 00:15:05,105 [CHEERING] [CHEERING]
323 00:15:05,138 00:15:09,977 THE SPACE POETS WILL SING OF OUR UNION FOR ALL ETERNITY. THE SPACE POETS WILL SING OF OUR UNION FOR ALL ETERNITY.
324 00:15:10,010 00:15:12,212 I GIVE IT A WEEK. I GIVE IT A WEEK.
325 00:15:13,113 00:15:15,615 AND NOW, THE SECOND TRIAL: AND NOW, THE SECOND TRIAL:
326 00:15:15,648 00:15:16,816 THE TEST OF ENDURANCE. THE TEST OF ENDURANCE.
327 00:15:16,849 00:15:19,319 YOU MUST MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PALACE YOU MUST MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PALACE
328 00:15:19,352 00:15:22,322 FROM THE HEART OF THE CRUEL MARTIAN DESERT. FROM THE HEART OF THE CRUEL MARTIAN DESERT.
329 00:15:22,355 00:15:25,492 FEAR NOT, MY HOT-BLOODED MARTIAN BEAUTY. FEAR NOT, MY HOT-BLOODED MARTIAN BEAUTY.
330 00:15:25,525 00:15:27,527 I SHALL NOT FAIL THEE. I SHALL NOT FAIL THEE.
331 00:15:27,560 00:15:29,262 COMMENCE EVAPORATION. COMMENCE EVAPORATION.
332 00:15:33,233 00:15:36,970 HOP TO, SLAVE BOY! MUSTN'T KEEP QUEENIE WAITING. HOP TO, SLAVE BOY! MUSTN'T KEEP QUEENIE WAITING.
333 00:15:43,810 00:15:45,578 [SMACKING LIPS] [SMACKING LIPS]
334 00:15:45,612 00:15:47,347 HEY, SLAVE BOY, GOT ANY WATER? HEY, SLAVE BOY, GOT ANY WATER?
335 00:15:47,380 00:15:51,018 AH, FINALLY HIS THIRST HAS SET IN. AH, FINALLY HIS THIRST HAS SET IN.
336 00:15:51,051 00:15:53,120 THIS WILL BE HIS UNDOING. THIS WILL BE HIS UNDOING.
337 00:15:53,153 00:15:55,722 WATER! I SAID, DO WE HAVE ANY WATER?! WATER! I SAID, DO WE HAVE ANY WATER?!
338 00:15:55,755 00:15:57,424 NO WATER, MASTER, NO WATER, MASTER,
339 00:15:57,457 00:16:01,294 AND ALL THAT LIES BEFORE US IS ARID WASTELAND, AND ALL THAT LIES BEFORE US IS ARID WASTELAND,
340 00:16:01,328 00:16:05,298 WHERE EVEN THE STRONGEST GO MAD WITH THIRST! WHERE EVEN THE STRONGEST GO MAD WITH THIRST!
341 00:16:05,332 00:16:07,000 OH. OH.
342 00:16:07,034 00:16:10,137 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THESE BABIES DRY. WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THESE BABIES DRY.
343 00:16:10,170 00:16:11,104 WHAT?! WHAT?!
344 00:16:11,138 00:16:13,773 OH, I JUST LOVE SALTY SNACKS OH, I JUST LOVE SALTY SNACKS
345 00:16:13,806 00:16:15,575 ON A ROAD TRIP-- WANT SOME? ON A ROAD TRIP-- WANT SOME?
346 00:16:15,608 00:16:17,377 NO! THEY'LL MAKE ME THIRSTY! NO! THEY'LL MAKE ME THIRSTY!
347 00:16:19,512 00:16:20,980 MORE FOR ME. MORE FOR ME.
348 00:16:21,014 00:16:23,150 [CRUNCHING] [CRUNCHING]
349 00:16:24,484 00:16:25,618 LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
350 00:16:30,957 00:16:32,625 SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY PRETZELS? SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY PRETZELS?
351 00:16:32,659 00:16:34,694 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PIG. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PIG.
352 00:16:34,727 00:16:35,895 NO, THANKS! NO, THANKS!
353 00:16:35,928 00:16:37,497 I MEAN, I ATE ALL THE SALTINES, I MEAN, I ATE ALL THE SALTINES,
354 00:16:37,530 00:16:40,633 AND THE PEANUTS, AND TWO BAGS OF THOSE FAKE ONION RINGS. AND THE PEANUTS, AND TWO BAGS OF THOSE FAKE ONION RINGS.
355 00:16:40,667 00:16:43,203 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!
356 00:16:43,236 00:16:45,272 OH YEAH, AND THAT WHOLE BOX OF SALT. OH YEAH, AND THAT WHOLE BOX OF SALT.
357 00:16:45,305 00:16:48,708 THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH THE UMBRELLA--SHE'S SO CUTE! THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH THE UMBRELLA--SHE'S SO CUTE!
358 00:16:48,741 00:16:51,911 SHE SURE IS. SHE SURE IS.
359 00:16:51,944 00:16:54,847 AAH! WATER! WATER! AAH! WATER! WATER!
360 00:16:54,881 00:16:57,984 GOTTA HAVE WATER! AH HA HA HAAA! GOTTA HAVE WATER! AH HA HA HAAA!
361 00:16:58,017 00:17:00,353 IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE! GOTTA DIG, DIG, DIG! IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE! GOTTA DIG, DIG, DIG!
362 00:17:00,387 00:17:03,856 THAT'S RIGHT... DARE TO DREAM, BABY. THAT'S RIGHT... DARE TO DREAM, BABY.
363 00:17:03,890 00:17:06,393 DARE TO DREAM. DARE TO DREAM.
364 00:17:06,426 00:17:07,727 I DID IT! I DID IT!
365 00:17:07,760 00:17:09,729 I CAN HEAR THE LIFE-GIVING FLUIDS I CAN HEAR THE LIFE-GIVING FLUIDS
366 00:17:09,762 00:17:11,831 GURGLING TO THE SURFACE! GURGLING TO THE SURFACE!
367 00:17:11,864 00:17:13,066 AT LAST! AT LAST!
368 00:17:13,100 00:17:15,168 THANKS, S.B. NICE WORK. THANKS, S.B. NICE WORK.
369 00:17:15,202 00:17:17,737 MY HANDS ALWAYS GET SO STICKY WHEN I EAT SNACKS. MY HANDS ALWAYS GET SO STICKY WHEN I EAT SNACKS.
370 00:17:19,038 00:17:21,374 AND DON'T EVEN MENTION MY FEET. AND DON'T EVEN MENTION MY FEET.
371 00:17:22,942 00:17:26,146 GET YOUR STINKING, DISEASED FEET GET YOUR STINKING, DISEASED FEET
372 00:17:26,179 00:17:29,249 OUT OF MY DRINKING... OUT OF MY DRINKING...
373 00:17:29,282 00:17:30,283 WATER. WATER.
374 00:17:30,317 00:17:32,885 OOPS. EASY COME, EASY GO. OOPS. EASY COME, EASY GO.
375 00:17:32,919 00:17:34,887 [BAWLING] [BAWLING]
376 00:17:34,921 00:17:36,456 HOW DO YOU DO IT? HOW DO YOU DO IT?
377 00:17:36,489 00:17:39,126 WHAT, THE HEAT? THIS IS NOTHING. WHAT, THE HEAT? THIS IS NOTHING.
378 00:17:39,159 00:17:42,495 I'VE GOT A TIME-SHARE IN PALM SPRINGS. I'VE GOT A TIME-SHARE IN PALM SPRINGS.
379 00:17:42,529 00:17:43,496 OOOH! OOOH!
380 00:17:43,530 00:17:45,265 [THUD] [THUD]
381 00:17:48,401 00:17:49,602 LOOK!-- LOOK!--
382 00:17:49,636 00:17:52,472 DUCK DODGERS HAS PASSED THE SECOND TRIAL! DUCK DODGERS HAS PASSED THE SECOND TRIAL!
383 00:17:52,505 00:17:55,242 HAKUNA MATATA! HAKUNA MATATA!
384 00:18:01,381 00:18:04,151 LET US BEGIN THE THIRD AND FINAL TRIAL: LET US BEGIN THE THIRD AND FINAL TRIAL:
385 00:18:04,184 00:18:05,885 THE TEST OF LOGIC. THE TEST OF LOGIC.
386 00:18:05,918 00:18:07,687 NOW, FOR OUR WEDDING RECEPTION, NOW, FOR OUR WEDDING RECEPTION,
387 00:18:07,720 00:18:11,191 DO YOU PREFER A LIVE BAND, 'CAUSE I'M A DEEJAY MAN MYSELF. DO YOU PREFER A LIVE BAND, 'CAUSE I'M A DEEJAY MAN MYSELF.
388 00:18:11,224 00:18:12,859 [IMITATES SCRATCHING] [IMITATES SCRATCHING]
389 00:18:12,892 00:18:15,495 Queen: IF THE EARTHLING CAN BEST THE SAGES OF MARS, Queen: IF THE EARTHLING CAN BEST THE SAGES OF MARS,
390 00:18:15,528 00:18:18,731 THEN HE IS TRULY FIT TO RULE BY MY SIDE. THEN HE IS TRULY FIT TO RULE BY MY SIDE.
391 00:18:18,765 00:18:21,568 RELEASE THE RITUALISTIC GASES. RELEASE THE RITUALISTIC GASES.
392 00:18:28,708 00:18:30,877 WHAT'S WITH THE FOG MACHINE? WHAT'S WITH THE FOG MACHINE?
393 00:18:30,910 00:18:34,347 THE GASES CLEANSE BOTH MIND AND SPIRIT. THE GASES CLEANSE BOTH MIND AND SPIRIT.
394 00:18:34,381 00:18:37,450 UGH. SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY'S BURNING A DIAPER. UGH. SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY'S BURNING A DIAPER.
395 00:18:41,421 00:18:44,491 STEP FORWARD, DUCK DODGERS! STEP FORWARD, DUCK DODGERS!
396 00:18:46,125 00:18:49,229 A KING MUST BE SMART AND CUNNING, A KING MUST BE SMART AND CUNNING,
397 00:18:49,262 00:18:52,098 ABLE TO FACE UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES ABLE TO FACE UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES
398 00:18:52,131 00:18:54,234 AND OUTWIT ADVERSARIES. AND OUTWIT ADVERSARIES.
399 00:18:54,267 00:18:57,003 ARE YOU WORTHY, DODGERS? ARE YOU WORTHY, DODGERS?
400 00:18:57,036 00:18:58,771 HECK, YEAH, I'M WORTHY! HECK, YEAH, I'M WORTHY!
401 00:18:58,805 00:19:01,508 THEN, BEHOLD! THEN, BEHOLD!
402 00:19:03,376 00:19:06,913 ONE OF THESE CARDS IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. ONE OF THESE CARDS IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.
403 00:19:06,946 00:19:10,517 IF YOU CAN FIND THE QUEEN AFTER THE CARDS ARE SHUFFLED, IF YOU CAN FIND THE QUEEN AFTER THE CARDS ARE SHUFFLED,
404 00:19:10,550 00:19:13,720 THEN YOU ARE INDEED NOBLE AND WORTHY. THEN YOU ARE INDEED NOBLE AND WORTHY.
405 00:19:13,753 00:19:15,455 LET 'ER RIP, SANDY CLAWS! LET 'ER RIP, SANDY CLAWS!
406 00:19:15,488 00:19:18,291 OK, FOLKS, HERE WE GO! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE, OK, FOLKS, HERE WE GO! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE,
407 00:19:18,325 00:19:20,260 AND EVERYONE WINS, AND EVERYONE'S A WINNER! AND EVERYONE WINS, AND EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
408 00:19:20,293 00:19:22,061 SHOW ME THE LUCKY LADY! SHOW ME THE LUCKY LADY!
409 00:19:22,094 00:19:23,496 RIGHT HERE, CHIEF. RIGHT HERE, CHIEF.
410 00:19:24,564 00:19:25,698 [GASP] [GASP]
411 00:19:25,732 00:19:27,166 HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
412 00:19:27,200 00:19:28,935 WHEW! HEH HEH! WHEW! HEH HEH!
413 00:19:28,968 00:19:32,038 I GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS I SPENT AS A TRANSIENT CARNIVAL WORKER I GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS I SPENT AS A TRANSIENT CARNIVAL WORKER
414 00:19:32,071 00:19:33,473 FINALLY PAID OFF. FINALLY PAID OFF.
415 00:19:33,506 00:19:37,677 LOYAL SUBJECTS, THE NEXT KING OF MARS, LOYAL SUBJECTS, THE NEXT KING OF MARS,
416 00:19:37,710 00:19:39,612 DUCK DODGERS! DUCK DODGERS!
417 00:19:39,646 00:19:42,349 LET US RETIRE TO OUR SLEEPING CHAMBERS, MY SWEET, LET US RETIRE TO OUR SLEEPING CHAMBERS, MY SWEET,
418 00:19:42,382 00:19:45,518 FOR TOMORROW YOU MAKE ME THE... FOR TOMORROW YOU MAKE ME THE...
419 00:19:45,552 00:19:48,321 THE HAPPIEST QUEEN IN THE UNIVERSE. THE HAPPIEST QUEEN IN THE UNIVERSE.
420 00:19:48,355 00:19:51,791 AW, STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. AW, STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.
421 00:19:51,824 00:19:53,993 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
422 00:19:54,026 00:19:56,563 YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK. YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.
423 00:19:59,098 00:20:00,767 OH, SLAVE BOY! OH, SLAVE BOY!
424 00:20:00,800 00:20:02,168 WHERE'S MY LATE-NIGHT SNACK? WHERE'S MY LATE-NIGHT SNACK?
425 00:20:02,201 00:20:05,004 I GROW MORE FAMISHED BY THE SECOND! I GROW MORE FAMISHED BY THE SECOND!
426 00:20:05,037 00:20:07,240 YOUR GRAPES, MASTER. YOUR GRAPES, MASTER.
427 00:20:07,274 00:20:09,175 PEEL THEM FOR ME. PEEL THEM FOR ME.
428 00:20:09,208 00:20:11,110 I'LL PEEL YOUR... I'LL PEEL YOUR...
429 00:20:11,143 00:20:13,179 ARRRGH! ARRRGH!
430 00:20:13,212 00:20:14,381 I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP.
431 00:20:14,414 00:20:16,916 CONGRATULATIONS, DODGERS. YOU WIN. CONGRATULATIONS, DODGERS. YOU WIN.
432 00:20:16,949 00:20:20,920 I GUESS YOU DO DESERVE TO MARRY MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, I GUESS YOU DO DESERVE TO MARRY MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN,
433 00:20:20,953 00:20:22,221 BE KING OF MARS, BE KING OF MARS,
434 00:20:22,255 00:20:25,292 AND RUN THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS. AND RUN THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS.
435 00:20:25,325 00:20:28,395 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! KING! KING OF-- THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! KING! KING OF--
436 00:20:28,428 00:20:31,298 HEY! REWIND TO THAT PART ABOUT URANUS. HEY! REWIND TO THAT PART ABOUT URANUS.
437 00:20:31,331 00:20:33,566 WHY, THE KING'S SOLE RESPONSIBILITY WHY, THE KING'S SOLE RESPONSIBILITY
438 00:20:33,600 00:20:36,168 IS TO OVERSEE THE METHANE FARMS. IS TO OVERSEE THE METHANE FARMS.
439 00:20:36,202 00:20:38,838 IT'S AN ALL-CONSUMING, FULL-TIME JOB. IT'S AN ALL-CONSUMING, FULL-TIME JOB.
440 00:20:38,871 00:20:42,809 GIANT INDUSTRIAL REFINERIES CREATE PURE ENERGY GIANT INDUSTRIAL REFINERIES CREATE PURE ENERGY
441 00:20:42,842 00:20:46,479 OUT OF ORDINARY FOUL-SMELLING ANIMAL WASTE. OUT OF ORDINARY FOUL-SMELLING ANIMAL WASTE.
442 00:20:46,979 00:20:50,483 [FARTING SOUNDS] [FARTING SOUNDS]
443 00:20:51,083 00:20:52,218 GIMME THAT THING! GIMME THAT THING!
444 00:20:52,251 00:20:54,687 I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I SETTLE DOWN NOW? I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I SETTLE DOWN NOW?
445 00:20:54,721 00:20:56,489 I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME, I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME,
446 00:20:56,523 00:20:58,425 AND I HARDLY KNOW THIS GIRL! AND I HARDLY KNOW THIS GIRL!
447 00:20:58,458 00:21:00,126 G-GREETING, CAPTAIN. G-GREETING, CAPTAIN.
448 00:21:00,159 00:21:01,761 HAPPY W-WEDDING DAY. HAPPY W-WEDDING DAY.
449 00:21:01,794 00:21:02,862 THE WEDDING'S OFF! THE WEDDING'S OFF!
450 00:21:02,895 00:21:04,864 TH-THE BIG SHRIMP, TOO? TH-THE BIG SHRIMP, TOO?
451 00:21:04,897 00:21:06,132 BIG SHRIMP, TOO. BIG SHRIMP, TOO.
452 00:21:06,165 00:21:07,900 LOCK ONTO MY SIGNAL AND EVAPORATE ME LOCK ONTO MY SIGNAL AND EVAPORATE ME
453 00:21:07,934 00:21:09,669 OUT OF HERE IN TWO MINUTES. OUT OF HERE IN TWO MINUTES.
454 00:21:12,305 00:21:16,108 YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL, SLAVE BOY. NOW SCRAM. YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL, SLAVE BOY. NOW SCRAM.
455 00:21:16,142 00:21:17,944 AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
456 00:21:17,977 00:21:20,947 I HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO DO. I HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO DO.
457 00:21:25,952 00:21:27,354 WHO'S THERE? WHO'S THERE?
458 00:21:27,387 00:21:29,489 IT'S OVER, BABYCAKES. IT'S OVER, BABYCAKES.
459 00:21:29,522 00:21:31,524 TOO BAD YOU WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO BELIEVE TOO BAD YOU WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO BELIEVE
460 00:21:31,558 00:21:33,159 THAT WE HAD SOMETHING HERE. THAT WE HAD SOMETHING HERE.
461 00:21:33,192 00:21:35,995 OH, MY DEAREST! WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN? OH, MY DEAREST! WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
462 00:21:36,028 00:21:38,931 DON'T YOU "MY DEAREST" ME, SISTER! DON'T YOU "MY DEAREST" ME, SISTER!
463 00:21:38,965 00:21:41,233 I SET UP THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE I SET UP THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE
464 00:21:41,267 00:21:43,102 TO SWEET-TALK SECRETS OUT OF YOU TO SWEET-TALK SECRETS OUT OF YOU
465 00:21:43,135 00:21:44,771 FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE. FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE.
466 00:21:44,804 00:21:46,506 BUT WE KIDNAPPED YOU. BUT WE KIDNAPPED YOU.
467 00:21:46,539 00:21:48,675 THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE. THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE.
468 00:21:50,076 00:21:52,345 ADIOS, MUCHACHA! ADIOS, MUCHACHA!
469 00:21:53,513 00:21:56,649 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS.
470 00:21:59,151 00:22:00,987 W-WELCOME BACK, CAPTAIN DODGERS. W-WELCOME BACK, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
471 00:22:01,020 00:22:02,722 AAAHH! GET US OUT OF HERE AAAHH! GET US OUT OF HERE
472 00:22:02,755 00:22:05,725 BEFORE THEY SHIP ME OFF TO THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS! BEFORE THEY SHIP ME OFF TO THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS!
473 00:22:05,758 00:22:09,429 B-BUT URANUS DOESN'T HAVE ANY M-METHANE FARMS. B-BUT URANUS DOESN'T HAVE ANY M-METHANE FARMS.
474 00:22:10,763 00:22:13,466 WHY, THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY, LOATHSOME, WHY, THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY, LOATHSOME,
475 00:22:13,500 00:22:16,469 LITTLE LYING LOWDOWN SNAKE! LITTLE LYING LOWDOWN SNAKE!
476 00:22:17,704 00:22:22,041 HEH HEH! YOU MAY HAVE PASSED THE QUEEN'S TESTS, DODGERS, HEH HEH! YOU MAY HAVE PASSED THE QUEEN'S TESTS, DODGERS,
477 00:22:22,074 00:22:24,110 BUT YOU FAILED MINE... BUT YOU FAILED MINE...
478 00:22:24,143 00:22:26,779 THE GULLIBILITY TEST! THE GULLIBILITY TEST!
479 00:22:26,813 00:22:28,515 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!