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1 00:00:05,673 00:00:11,179 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,647 00:00:18,752 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
3 00:00:21,889 00:00:27,761 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
4 00:00:31,799 00:00:34,702 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
5 00:00:34,768 00:00:36,504 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
6 00:00:38,772 00:00:40,908 * DUCK DODGERS * DUCK DODGERS
7 00:00:40,974 00:00:44,578 * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
8 00:00:47,215 00:00:52,620 * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
9 00:01:22,216 00:01:23,417 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
10 00:01:25,753 00:01:27,321 WHERE IS DUCK DODGERS? WHERE IS DUCK DODGERS?
11 00:01:27,388 00:01:29,022 I ALREADY TOLD YOU-- I ALREADY TOLD YOU--
12 00:01:29,089 00:01:31,259 I DON'T KNOW NOTHING, MR. CANASTA! I DON'T KNOW NOTHING, MR. CANASTA!
13 00:01:31,325 00:01:33,161 TALK! WHY, YOU WOULDN'T HIT TALK! WHY, YOU WOULDN'T HIT
14 00:01:33,227 00:01:35,696 A CHICKEN MAN WITH GLASSES! A CHICKEN MAN WITH GLASSES!
15 00:01:37,665 00:01:40,901 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! DODGERS IS ON VACATION... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! DODGERS IS ON VACATION...
16 00:01:40,968 00:01:42,603 ON ROBOWORLD! ON ROBOWORLD!
17 00:01:42,670 00:01:44,205 WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT?
18 00:01:44,272 00:01:45,573 IT'S A SIMULATION PLANET. IT'S A SIMULATION PLANET.
19 00:01:45,639 00:01:48,609 YOU KNOW, "LIVE THE ADVENTURE!" YOU KNOW, "LIVE THE ADVENTURE!"
20 00:01:48,676 00:01:51,812 THEY USE ROBOTS TO CREATE DIFFERENT HISTORICAL PERIODS. THEY USE ROBOTS TO CREATE DIFFERENT HISTORICAL PERIODS.
21 00:01:51,879 00:01:53,581 I HEAR IT'S VERY REALISTIC. I HEAR IT'S VERY REALISTIC.
22 00:01:53,647 00:01:55,916 THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION. THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION.
23 00:01:55,983 00:01:57,618 AAAHH! AAAHH!
24 00:01:58,919 00:02:00,888 SUCH A POLITE BOY! SUCH A POLITE BOY!
25 00:02:02,190 00:02:05,826 SOON, DUCK DODGERS WILL BE ONE DEAD DUCK! SOON, DUCK DODGERS WILL BE ONE DEAD DUCK!
26 00:02:06,927 00:02:09,730 I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
27 00:02:09,797 00:02:11,799 THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT VACATION! THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT VACATION!
28 00:02:11,865 00:02:14,535 YES, SIR, YOU CAN'T BEAT THE THRILL OF FIGHTING YES, SIR, YOU CAN'T BEAT THE THRILL OF FIGHTING
29 00:02:14,602 00:02:18,071 A BUNCH OF DEFENSELESS ANDROIDS. A BUNCH OF DEFENSELESS ANDROIDS.
30 00:02:18,138 00:02:20,474 AWW, IS SOMEONE STILL POUTY WITH ME AWW, IS SOMEONE STILL POUTY WITH ME
31 00:02:20,541 00:02:22,843 'CAUSE HE WON'T GET TO SUN HIS BUNS 'CAUSE HE WON'T GET TO SUN HIS BUNS
32 00:02:22,910 00:02:24,745 AT MIAMI BEACH? AT MIAMI BEACH?
33 00:02:24,812 00:02:27,881 WELL, COME ON, IT'S TIME TO LIVE THE ADVENTURE! WELL, COME ON, IT'S TIME TO LIVE THE ADVENTURE!
34 00:02:27,948 00:02:30,918 WELL, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, CAPTAIN, AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. WELL, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, CAPTAIN, AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
35 00:02:30,984 00:02:32,686 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
36 00:02:32,753 00:02:35,623 HA HA! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL ARTIFICIAL ADVENTURE HA HA! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL ARTIFICIAL ADVENTURE
37 00:02:35,689 00:02:38,359 EVEN IF I HAVE TO DRAG YOU! EVEN IF I HAVE TO DRAG YOU!
38 00:02:44,131 00:02:46,434 WHAT'S THE MATTER, CADET? YOU SEEM UNEASY. WHAT'S THE MATTER, CADET? YOU SEEM UNEASY.
39 00:02:46,500 00:02:48,436 R-ROBOTS GIVE ME THE CREEPS. R-ROBOTS GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
40 00:02:48,502 00:02:50,904 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE CREEPED OUT ABOUT: THERE'S NOTHING TO BE CREEPED OUT ABOUT:
41 00:02:50,971 00:02:53,441 UNDERNEATH THEIR LATEX SKIN, UNDERNEATH THEIR LATEX SKIN,
42 00:02:53,507 00:02:55,976 THEY'RE JUST BEAUTIFUL MACHINERY. THEY'RE JUST BEAUTIFUL MACHINERY.
43 00:02:56,043 00:02:57,645 [WHINNY] [WHINNY]
44 00:02:57,711 00:02:59,380 I REST MY CASE. I REST MY CASE.
45 00:02:59,447 00:03:02,383 YOU LOOK HUNGRY, MY ROBOTIC STALLION. YOU LOOK HUNGRY, MY ROBOTIC STALLION.
46 00:03:02,450 00:03:05,486 HOW ABOUT A SHINY ARTIFICIAL APPLE? HOW ABOUT A SHINY ARTIFICIAL APPLE?
47 00:03:07,521 00:03:10,724 AAH! AIN'T NATURE GRAND? AAH! AIN'T NATURE GRAND?
48 00:03:10,791 00:03:13,561 ALL RIGHT, MI MUCHACHOS AMIGOS CON CARNE! ALL RIGHT, MI MUCHACHOS AMIGOS CON CARNE!
49 00:03:13,627 00:03:16,630 IT'S HIGH TIME WE COMMENCED TO FUNNIN'. IT'S HIGH TIME WE COMMENCED TO FUNNIN'.
50 00:03:16,697 00:03:18,932 COMPLETE WITH CORNY COWBOY DIALOGUE! COMPLETE WITH CORNY COWBOY DIALOGUE!
51 00:03:21,402 00:03:24,472 OOH! TAKE A GANDER OVER THERE! OOH! TAKE A GANDER OVER THERE!
52 00:03:24,538 00:03:26,907 A COMPLETELY HARMLESS ROBOTIC SIMULATION A COMPLETELY HARMLESS ROBOTIC SIMULATION
53 00:03:26,974 00:03:28,842 OF A LAWLESS WESTERN TOWN OF A LAWLESS WESTERN TOWN
54 00:03:28,909 00:03:31,178 THAT NEEDS TO BE TAMED! THAT NEEDS TO BE TAMED!
55 00:03:31,245 00:03:36,049 IT'S ALL FAKE: THE BULLETS ARE JUST GENTLE BURSTS OF LASER LIGHT IT'S ALL FAKE: THE BULLETS ARE JUST GENTLE BURSTS OF LASER LIGHT
56 00:03:36,116 00:03:40,087 THAT DEACTIVATE THE ROBOTS TEMPORARILY. THAT DEACTIVATE THE ROBOTS TEMPORARILY.
57 00:03:40,153 00:03:42,189 W-WELL, IT LOOKS AWFULLY DANGEROUS TO ME. W-WELL, IT LOOKS AWFULLY DANGEROUS TO ME.
58 00:03:42,256 00:03:45,593 HA! DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME! HA! DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME!
59 00:03:46,794 00:03:49,096 I THOUGHT YOUR MIDDLE NAME WAS EDGAR. I THOUGHT YOUR MIDDLE NAME WAS EDGAR.
60 00:03:49,162 00:03:51,432 I WAS SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY! I WAS SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY!
61 00:03:51,499 00:03:53,901 OH, YEAH-- M-METAPHORICALLY. OH, YEAH-- M-METAPHORICALLY.
62 00:03:53,967 00:03:57,638 COME AND GET IT, YOU DELINQUENT DESPERADOS! COME AND GET IT, YOU DELINQUENT DESPERADOS!
63 00:04:04,345 00:04:06,980 SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT BAGUETTE WAS LOADED. SORRY. I THOUGHT THAT BAGUETTE WAS LOADED.
64 00:04:07,047 00:04:09,750 ALL RIGHTY, YOU LAWLESS HOMBRES! ALL RIGHTY, YOU LAWLESS HOMBRES!
65 00:04:09,817 00:04:11,719 ARE YOU READY TO GIVE YOURSELVES UP ARE YOU READY TO GIVE YOURSELVES UP
66 00:04:11,785 00:04:14,054 AND COME ALONG PEACEABLE-LIKE? AND COME ALONG PEACEABLE-LIKE?
67 00:04:14,121 00:04:15,723 WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP! WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP!
68 00:04:15,789 00:04:21,395 YOU'LL HAVE TO DEACTIVATE US ONE BY ONE, LAWMAN! YOU'LL HAVE TO DEACTIVATE US ONE BY ONE, LAWMAN!
69 00:04:21,462 00:04:24,498 THAT'S WHAT I WAS A-HOOPIN' YOU WAS GONNA SAY! THAT'S WHAT I WAS A-HOOPIN' YOU WAS GONNA SAY!
70 00:04:27,200 00:04:28,769 WHO'S NEXT? WHO'S NEXT?
71 00:04:28,836 00:04:31,305 YOU'RE NEXT, DODGERS! YOU'RE NEXT, DODGERS!
72 00:04:37,978 00:04:40,113 THERE. THAT'LL LEARN 'EM! THERE. THAT'LL LEARN 'EM!
73 00:04:40,180 00:04:42,383 W-WOW, CAPTAIN-- I MEAN, SHERIFF. W-WOW, CAPTAIN-- I MEAN, SHERIFF.
74 00:04:42,450 00:04:43,951 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A GUN. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A GUN.
75 00:04:44,017 00:04:46,987 JUST LIKE SHOOTING LOBSTERS IN A TRAP. JUST LIKE SHOOTING LOBSTERS IN A TRAP.
76 00:04:49,357 00:04:53,126 NOW TO FIND A LESS CONSPICUOUS OUTFIT. NOW TO FIND A LESS CONSPICUOUS OUTFIT.
77 00:04:53,193 00:04:56,129 HMM! TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE. HMM! TRIPLE EXTRA LARGE.
78 00:04:56,196 00:04:58,165 JUST MY SIZE! JUST MY SIZE!
79 00:04:58,231 00:05:01,869 W-WOW. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL THE BAD GUYS, SHERIFF. W-WOW. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DEACTIVATED ALL THE BAD GUYS, SHERIFF.
80 00:05:01,935 00:05:03,404 WAIT JUST A SECOND! WAIT JUST A SECOND!
81 00:05:03,471 00:05:05,706 LOOK! OVER THERE, IN THE SHADOWS! LOOK! OVER THERE, IN THE SHADOWS!
82 00:05:05,773 00:05:08,542 UM, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. UM, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
83 00:05:08,609 00:05:10,444 THERE! WHERE I'M POINTING! THERE! WHERE I'M POINTING!
84 00:05:10,511 00:05:11,712 UH, NOT SEEING IT. UH, NOT SEEING IT.
85 00:05:11,779 00:05:16,083 SEE? RIGHT THERE! RIGHT OVER...THERE! SEE? RIGHT THERE! RIGHT OVER...THERE!
86 00:05:16,149 00:05:17,385 YEAH, YOU MEAN NEXT TO THAT BARREL? YEAH, YOU MEAN NEXT TO THAT BARREL?
87 00:05:17,451 00:05:20,821 NO... TO THE LEFT! NO... TO THE LEFT!
88 00:05:20,888 00:05:23,290 OH, YEAH. COMING OUT OF THAT ALLEY! OH, YEAH. COMING OUT OF THAT ALLEY!
89 00:05:23,357 00:05:25,626 I DON'T KNOW. HE LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH! I DON'T KNOW. HE LOOKS PRETTY TOUGH!
90 00:05:25,693 00:05:29,162 AS THE DULY SWORN SHERIFF OF THIS HERE TOWN, AS THE DULY SWORN SHERIFF OF THIS HERE TOWN,
91 00:05:29,229 00:05:31,499 I'M COMPELLED TO DO MY DUTY! I'M COMPELLED TO DO MY DUTY!
92 00:05:31,565 00:05:33,166 UH, YOU'RE NOT THE SHERIFF OF THIS TOWN. UH, YOU'RE NOT THE SHERIFF OF THIS TOWN.
93 00:05:33,233 00:05:35,903 WEREN'T YOU CALLING ME SHERIFF JUST A MINUTE AGO? WEREN'T YOU CALLING ME SHERIFF JUST A MINUTE AGO?
94 00:05:35,969 00:05:38,105 YEAH, B-BUT I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. YEAH, B-BUT I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND.
95 00:05:38,171 00:05:40,073 I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE YOU SHERIFF. I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE YOU SHERIFF.
96 00:05:40,140 00:05:41,775 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
97 00:05:41,842 00:05:45,278 DODGERS! MY NAME IS CANASTA-- DODGERS! MY NAME IS CANASTA--
98 00:05:45,345 00:05:47,047 NASTY CANASTA! NASTY CANASTA!
99 00:05:47,114 00:05:49,717 AND I'M CALLING YOU OUT! AND I'M CALLING YOU OUT!
100 00:05:49,783 00:05:53,086 FINALLY, A ROBOT WITH A LITTLE ATTITUDE! FINALLY, A ROBOT WITH A LITTLE ATTITUDE!
101 00:05:53,153 00:05:54,888 THE ONLY RUNNING I'M GONNA DO THE ONLY RUNNING I'M GONNA DO
102 00:05:54,955 00:05:58,492 IS RUNNING YOU OUT OF DODGE! IS RUNNING YOU OUT OF DODGE!
103 00:05:58,559 00:06:02,229 LOOK, DODGERS. I'M TRYING TO BE ACCOMMODATING AND ALL, LOOK, DODGERS. I'M TRYING TO BE ACCOMMODATING AND ALL,
104 00:06:02,295 00:06:04,064 SO GET RUNNING! SO GET RUNNING!
105 00:06:04,131 00:06:06,834 WHEN I WAS ELECTED SHERIFF, I SWORE TO UPHOLD THE LAWS WHEN I WAS ELECTED SHERIFF, I SWORE TO UPHOLD THE LAWS
106 00:06:06,900 00:06:08,802 OF THIS WORTHLESS, NO-HORSE TOWN, OF THIS WORTHLESS, NO-HORSE TOWN,
107 00:06:08,869 00:06:11,338 AND RID IT OF MISCREANTS LIKE YOURSELF, AND RID IT OF MISCREANTS LIKE YOURSELF,
108 00:06:11,405 00:06:13,273 SO THAT'S WHAT I AIM TO DO, SO THAT'S WHAT I AIM TO DO,
109 00:06:13,340 00:06:15,409 OR DIE TRYING! OR DIE TRYING!
110 00:06:15,476 00:06:18,145 IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE, THEN DRAW! IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE, THEN DRAW!
111 00:06:18,211 00:06:22,382 I HAVE TO WARN YOU: I'M PRETTY QUICK WITH THE PEASHOOTERS! I HAVE TO WARN YOU: I'M PRETTY QUICK WITH THE PEASHOOTERS!
112 00:06:25,686 00:06:28,689 HO HO! WATCH OUT, BROTHER! HO HO! WATCH OUT, BROTHER!
113 00:06:39,967 00:06:41,502 SLIPPERY LITTLE DEVILS, AREN'T THEY? SLIPPERY LITTLE DEVILS, AREN'T THEY?
114 00:06:41,569 00:06:42,803 APPARENTLY. APPARENTLY.
115 00:06:42,870 00:06:44,772 BUT I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM. BUT I WON'T BE NEEDING THEM.
116 00:06:44,838 00:06:46,474 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
117 00:06:46,540 00:06:48,842 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
118 00:06:48,909 00:06:50,043 OHH, YOU KNOW! OHH, YOU KNOW!
119 00:06:50,110 00:06:52,913 YOU WALTZ INTO TOWN WITH YOUR DESIGNER SCARF YOU WALTZ INTO TOWN WITH YOUR DESIGNER SCARF
120 00:06:52,980 00:06:55,949 AND YOUR PLUNGING NECKLINE AND THIS FANCY GUN, AND YOUR PLUNGING NECKLINE AND THIS FANCY GUN,
121 00:06:56,016 00:06:59,987 AND YOU THINK YOU CAN SWINDLE THE ELDERLY OUT OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS AND YOU THINK YOU CAN SWINDLE THE ELDERLY OUT OF THEIR LIFE SAVINGS
122 00:07:00,053 00:07:02,422 WITH YOUR WORTHLESS MUTUAL FUNDS! WITH YOUR WORTHLESS MUTUAL FUNDS!
123 00:07:02,490 00:07:04,592 WELL, NOT ON MY WATCH, SISTER! WELL, NOT ON MY WATCH, SISTER!
124 00:07:04,658 00:07:06,660 HIT THE BRICKS, GOLIATH! HIT THE BRICKS, GOLIATH!
125 00:07:06,727 00:07:08,929 AND TAKE YOUR STUPID GUN WITH YOU! AND TAKE YOUR STUPID GUN WITH YOU!
126 00:07:08,996 00:07:13,066 I CAN'T ABIDE A ROBOT WHO'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE ELDERLY. I CAN'T ABIDE A ROBOT WHO'D TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE ELDERLY.
127 00:07:14,835 00:07:16,203 HMM! HMM!
128 00:07:16,269 00:07:18,005 FREE SAMPLES! FREE SAMPLES!
129 00:07:21,241 00:07:23,611 AAAHH! AAAHH!
130 00:07:23,677 00:07:25,546 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH BETTER THINGS TASTE HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH BETTER THINGS TASTE
131 00:07:25,613 00:07:26,647 WHEN THEY'RE FREE? WHEN THEY'RE FREE?
132 00:07:26,714 00:07:28,215 MAYBE ONE MORE SAMPLE. MAYBE ONE MORE SAMPLE.
133 00:07:28,281 00:07:30,718 BYE-BYE, DODGERS. BYE-BYE, DODGERS.
134 00:07:30,784 00:07:32,085 AHH! AHH!
135 00:07:37,625 00:07:39,960 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BEAT IT, SHORTY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BEAT IT, SHORTY!
136 00:07:40,027 00:07:43,697 SHORTY? I'M NOT SHORT, YOU LAMEBRAIN! SHORTY? I'M NOT SHORT, YOU LAMEBRAIN!
137 00:07:47,501 00:07:48,769 OH, I GET IT. OH, I GET IT.
138 00:07:50,303 00:07:52,305 YUP, HE GOT IT! YUP, HE GOT IT!
139 00:07:52,372 00:07:54,542 W-WOW, SHERIFF, THAT WAS GREAT! W-WOW, SHERIFF, THAT WAS GREAT!
140 00:07:54,608 00:07:57,344 I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING FROM A SAFE VANTAGE POINT I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING FROM A SAFE VANTAGE POINT
141 00:07:57,410 00:07:58,746 ACROSS THE STREET. ACROSS THE STREET.
142 00:07:58,812 00:08:01,849 SEE, I TOLD YOU ROBOWORLD IS PERFECTLY SAFE. SEE, I TOLD YOU ROBOWORLD IS PERFECTLY SAFE.
143 00:08:01,915 00:08:03,984 I MEAN, IF THAT OUTLAW WERE A REAL GUY, I MEAN, IF THAT OUTLAW WERE A REAL GUY,
144 00:08:04,051 00:08:06,119 HIT WITH REAL BOXES AND BARRELS, HIT WITH REAL BOXES AND BARRELS,
145 00:08:06,186 00:08:09,322 HE'D BE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW. HE'D BE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW.
146 00:08:09,389 00:08:11,391 Canasta: OWWWW! OHHHH! Canasta: OWWWW! OHHHH!
147 00:08:11,458 00:08:14,562 MY PANCREAS! OHHHH! MY PANCREAS! OHHHH!
148 00:08:14,628 00:08:16,163 BUT...HE'S A ROBOT. BUT...HE'S A ROBOT.
149 00:08:16,229 00:08:19,232 HE SEEMS TO BE MOANING AND GROANING UNDER THERE. HE SEEMS TO BE MOANING AND GROANING UNDER THERE.
150 00:08:19,299 00:08:20,901 YUP, JUST LIKE A ROBOT! YUP, JUST LIKE A ROBOT!
151 00:08:20,968 00:08:22,970 COME ON! LET'S HEAD OVER TO THE SALOON. COME ON! LET'S HEAD OVER TO THE SALOON.
152 00:08:23,036 00:08:25,573 ALL THIS WATERMELON IS MAKING ME... ALL THIS WATERMELON IS MAKING ME...
153 00:08:28,475 00:08:31,979 Dodgers: SEE, CADET, THIS WHOLE VACATION IS TURNING OUT SWELL. Dodgers: SEE, CADET, THIS WHOLE VACATION IS TURNING OUT SWELL.
154 00:08:32,045 00:08:34,247 THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL. THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
155 00:08:34,314 00:08:35,616 Woman: EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. Woman: EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.
156 00:08:35,683 00:08:37,551 I'M MISS BETSY. I'M MISS BETSY.
157 00:08:38,652 00:08:40,053 I RUN THIS PLACE. I RUN THIS PLACE.
158 00:08:40,120 00:08:42,255 WELL, MISS BETSY, WON'T YOU JOIN US WELL, MISS BETSY, WON'T YOU JOIN US
159 00:08:42,322 00:08:44,057 FOR A SARSPARILLY? FOR A SARSPARILLY?
160 00:08:44,124 00:08:45,959 YES, PLEASE DO! YES, PLEASE DO!
161 00:08:46,026 00:08:50,230 THANK YOU! SO YOU'RE THE NEW LAWMAN IN ROBO RIDGE? THANK YOU! SO YOU'RE THE NEW LAWMAN IN ROBO RIDGE?
162 00:08:50,297 00:08:51,799 YES, SIRREE, MA'AM! YES, SIRREE, MA'AM!
163 00:08:51,865 00:08:54,968 TELL ME, SHERIFF, WHAT'S YOUR STORY? TELL ME, SHERIFF, WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
164 00:08:55,035 00:08:56,637 HIT IT, BOYS! HIT IT, BOYS!
165 00:08:56,704 00:09:00,240 * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
166 00:09:00,307 00:09:03,911 * KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE STARRY SPACE FRONTIER * * KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE STARRY SPACE FRONTIER *
167 00:09:03,977 00:09:06,847 * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
168 00:09:06,914 00:09:09,917 * A HERO KNOWN TO ALL BOTH FAR AND NEAR * * A HERO KNOWN TO ALL BOTH FAR AND NEAR *
169 00:09:09,983 00:09:13,854 * ONE TIME CANASTA WAS A-GUNNIN' FOR DUCK DODGERS * * ONE TIME CANASTA WAS A-GUNNIN' FOR DUCK DODGERS *
170 00:09:13,921 00:09:16,590 * WITH HIS LASER PISTOL BLASTING UP THE TOWN * * WITH HIS LASER PISTOL BLASTING UP THE TOWN *
171 00:09:16,657 00:09:20,393 * DODGERS GRABBED A MIRROR AND DEFLECTED BACK THE BLAST SO UNEXPECTED * * DODGERS GRABBED A MIRROR AND DEFLECTED BACK THE BLAST SO UNEXPECTED *
172 00:09:20,460 00:09:23,430 * THAT CANASTA GOT ALL SIZZLED, CRISP AND BROWN * * THAT CANASTA GOT ALL SIZZLED, CRISP AND BROWN *
173 00:09:23,496 00:09:26,266 NOW THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT PAINFUL! NOW THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT PAINFUL!
174 00:09:26,333 00:09:29,102 * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
175 00:09:29,169 00:09:32,940 * HE ALWAYS KEPT THE BAD GUYS ON THE RUN * * HE ALWAYS KEPT THE BAD GUYS ON THE RUN *
176 00:09:33,006 00:09:35,943 * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
177 00:09:36,009 00:09:39,680 * THOSE ROBOTS NEVER PACK A LOADED GUN * * THOSE ROBOTS NEVER PACK A LOADED GUN *
178 00:09:39,747 00:09:42,950 * IN A BID TO LURE DUCK DODGERS TO HIS RUIN * * IN A BID TO LURE DUCK DODGERS TO HIS RUIN *
179 00:09:43,016 00:09:46,453 * CANASTA TIED HIS HONEY TO THE TRACKS * * CANASTA TIED HIS HONEY TO THE TRACKS *
180 00:09:46,519 00:09:50,190 * BUT DODGERS SMASHED THAT DESPERADO LIKE A SOGGY AVOCADO * * BUT DODGERS SMASHED THAT DESPERADO LIKE A SOGGY AVOCADO *
181 00:09:50,257 00:09:52,760 * CHEWED HIM OUT LIKE CORN TORTILLA SNACKS * * CHEWED HIM OUT LIKE CORN TORTILLA SNACKS *
182 00:09:52,826 00:09:55,528 SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING! SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING!
183 00:09:55,595 00:09:58,766 * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
184 00:09:58,832 00:10:02,302 * TO OUTLAWS HE BROUGHT MISERY AND GRIEF * * TO OUTLAWS HE BROUGHT MISERY AND GRIEF *
185 00:10:02,369 00:10:05,839 * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, BRAVE DUCK DODGERS
186 00:10:05,906 00:10:07,540 * AIDED BY HIS COMEDY RELIEF * AIDED BY HIS COMEDY RELIEF
187 00:10:07,607 00:10:09,142 GET YOUR OWN SONG! GET YOUR OWN SONG!
188 00:10:09,209 00:10:12,145 * THINGS WERE LOOKING BAD THAT DAY FOR DODGERS * * THINGS WERE LOOKING BAD THAT DAY FOR DODGERS *
189 00:10:12,212 00:10:15,482 * 'CAUSE CANASTA HAD HIM CORNERED IN THE PASS * * 'CAUSE CANASTA HAD HIM CORNERED IN THE PASS *
190 00:10:15,548 00:10:19,252 * SO DUCK LET OUT A BELLOW AND BROUGHT ROBOT BUFFALOS * * SO DUCK LET OUT A BELLOW AND BROUGHT ROBOT BUFFALOS *
191 00:10:19,319 00:10:21,588 * STAMPEDING DOWN ON OL' CANASTA'S... * * STAMPEDING DOWN ON OL' CANASTA'S... *
192 00:10:21,655 00:10:24,892 * YODEL-AY-EE-HEE! * YODEL-AY-EE-HEE!
193 00:10:24,958 00:10:28,161 * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS * DODGERS, DUCK DODGERS
194 00:10:28,228 00:10:31,699 * DANGER HE NEVER DID AVOID * * DANGER HE NEVER DID AVOID *
195 00:10:31,765 00:10:34,501 * DODGERS, COWARDLY DUCK DODGERS * HEY! * DODGERS, COWARDLY DUCK DODGERS * HEY!
196 00:10:34,567 00:10:37,370 * 'CAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S ONLY FIGHTING AN ANDROID * * 'CAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S ONLY FIGHTING AN ANDROID *
197 00:10:37,437 00:10:38,438 JUST YODEL! JUST YODEL!
198 00:10:38,505 00:10:40,173 [YODELING] [YODELING]
199 00:10:40,240 00:10:41,809 [YODELING] [YODELING]
200 00:10:41,875 00:10:44,544 [ALL YODELING] [ALL YODELING]
201 00:10:44,611 00:10:46,146 [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
202 00:10:46,213 00:10:49,249 WELL, I RECKON THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION. WELL, I RECKON THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION.
203 00:10:49,316 00:10:51,051 BUT WHAT LIES YONDER? BUT WHAT LIES YONDER?
204 00:10:51,118 00:10:53,553 ONE OF THEM SEEDY GAMBLER TYPES, ONE OF THEM SEEDY GAMBLER TYPES,
205 00:10:53,620 00:10:57,157 TRYING TO ENTICE SOME POOR SLOB INTO AN ILLICIT POKER GAME. TRYING TO ENTICE SOME POOR SLOB INTO AN ILLICIT POKER GAME.
206 00:10:57,891 00:10:59,092 PARDON MOI, SENORITA, PARDON MOI, SENORITA,
207 00:10:59,159 00:11:01,829 BUT I HAVE SOME RUFFIANS TO UNRUFFLE. BUT I HAVE SOME RUFFIANS TO UNRUFFLE.
208 00:11:01,895 00:11:03,663 COME ALONG, DEPUTY. COME ALONG, DEPUTY.
209 00:11:03,731 00:11:04,631 Space Cadet: Y-YOU MEAN ME? Space Cadet: Y-YOU MEAN ME?
210 00:11:04,698 00:11:05,866 OF COURSE I MEAN YOU! OF COURSE I MEAN YOU!
211 00:11:05,933 00:11:07,634 B-BUT I WAS NEVER DEPUTIZED. B-BUT I WAS NEVER DEPUTIZED.
212 00:11:07,701 00:11:09,770 ABRACADABRA! YOU'RE A DEPUTY! ABRACADABRA! YOU'RE A DEPUTY!
213 00:11:09,837 00:11:11,238 THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
214 00:11:11,304 00:11:12,472 LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
215 00:11:12,539 00:11:14,207 SAY THERE, CARPETBAGGER! SAY THERE, CARPETBAGGER!
216 00:11:14,274 00:11:17,878 I'M THE NEW SHERIFF IN THIS HERE RUSTIC MUNICIPALITY! I'M THE NEW SHERIFF IN THIS HERE RUSTIC MUNICIPALITY!
217 00:11:17,945 00:11:19,880 AND I'M THE N-NEW DEPUTY! AND I'M THE N-NEW DEPUTY!
218 00:11:19,947 00:11:21,749 DON'T PAD YOUR PART. DON'T PAD YOUR PART.
219 00:11:21,815 00:11:24,584 AND I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO TWO-BIT DRIFTERS! AND I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO TWO-BIT DRIFTERS!
220 00:11:24,651 00:11:29,522 LOWER THOSE CARDS WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, SEAMUS! LOWER THOSE CARDS WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, SEAMUS!
221 00:11:29,589 00:11:33,460 WELL, LOOKY HERE! THEY MADE A ROBOT OF THAT LITTLE MARTIAN JERK! WELL, LOOKY HERE! THEY MADE A ROBOT OF THAT LITTLE MARTIAN JERK!
222 00:11:33,526 00:11:35,628 I'M NOT A ROBOT, DODGERS. I'M NOT A ROBOT, DODGERS.
223 00:11:35,695 00:11:37,998 SO, YOU'RE HERE ON VACATION, TOO? SO, YOU'RE HERE ON VACATION, TOO?
224 00:11:38,065 00:11:40,633 NO--I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE NO--I'M HERE TO MAKE SURE
225 00:11:40,700 00:11:43,236 THE BOUNTY HUNTER I HIRED THE BOUNTY HUNTER I HIRED
226 00:11:43,303 00:11:44,637 DESTROYS YOU! DESTROYS YOU!
227 00:11:44,704 00:11:47,207 HA HA HA! WHAT BOUNTY HUNTER? HA HA HA! WHAT BOUNTY HUNTER?
228 00:11:47,274 00:11:48,275 [THUNK] [THUNK]
229 00:11:48,341 00:11:50,310 WHERE'S DUCK DODGERS?! WHERE'S DUCK DODGERS?!
230 00:11:50,377 00:11:52,212 THAT BOUNTY HUNTER. THAT BOUNTY HUNTER.
231 00:11:52,279 00:11:53,847 THAT BIG GOON? THAT BIG GOON?
232 00:11:53,914 00:11:56,616 WHY, HE'S JUST A... A SILLY ROBOT. WHY, HE'S JUST A... A SILLY ROBOT.
233 00:11:56,683 00:11:58,718 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
234 00:11:58,786 00:12:00,720 OH, NO. I ASSURE YOU, OH, NO. I ASSURE YOU,
235 00:12:00,788 00:12:04,257 MR. CANASTA IS MOST REAL. MR. CANASTA IS MOST REAL.
236 00:12:04,324 00:12:05,759 AAAHH! AAAHH!
237 00:12:05,826 00:12:09,262 I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR WORTHLESS HIDE! I'M GONNA SKIN YOUR WORTHLESS HIDE!
238 00:12:09,329 00:12:12,199 NO, THANKS. I'M NOT INTO PIERCINGS. NO, THANKS. I'M NOT INTO PIERCINGS.
239 00:12:12,265 00:12:13,266 HEY! HEY!
240 00:12:14,467 00:12:17,871 S-STAND BACK, YOU M-MEAN OLD VILLAIN, YOU! S-STAND BACK, YOU M-MEAN OLD VILLAIN, YOU!
241 00:12:17,938 00:12:21,074 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
242 00:12:21,141 00:12:24,244 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK CANASTA'S A ROBOT. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK CANASTA'S A ROBOT.
243 00:12:24,311 00:12:26,213 HE MAY NOT BE... HE MAY NOT BE...
244 00:12:26,279 00:12:28,048 B-BUT I AM. B-BUT I AM.
245 00:12:33,720 00:12:36,056 JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY. JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW A GUY.
246 00:12:48,936 00:12:52,439 ADIOS, M-MUCHACHO. ADIOS, M-MUCHACHO.
247 00:12:53,841 00:12:56,209 WHA--?! THAT THING AIN'T NATURAL! WHA--?! THAT THING AIN'T NATURAL!
248 00:12:58,145 00:12:59,546 AAAHH! AAAHH!
249 00:13:01,148 00:13:02,215 AAAHH! AAAHH!
250 00:13:05,085 00:13:08,188 AHH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET. AHH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.
251 00:13:08,255 00:13:09,222 INDEED. INDEED.
252 00:13:09,289 00:13:11,624 ONE THING'S STILL GOT ME CONFUSED: ONE THING'S STILL GOT ME CONFUSED:
253 00:13:11,691 00:13:14,094 IF THIS CADET IS A CREEPY ROBOT, IF THIS CADET IS A CREEPY ROBOT,
254 00:13:14,161 00:13:16,830 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL CADET? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL CADET?
255 00:13:23,536 00:13:27,207 AHHH! THIS IS ALL THE ADVENTURE I NEED! AHHH! THIS IS ALL THE ADVENTURE I NEED!
256 00:13:38,385 00:13:42,189 Marvin: AND NOW, MY QUEEN, MAY I PROPOSE MY LATEST PLAN Marvin: AND NOW, MY QUEEN, MAY I PROPOSE MY LATEST PLAN
257 00:13:42,255 00:13:43,790 TO SHATTER THE WILL OF OUR MOST BRILLIANT TO SHATTER THE WILL OF OUR MOST BRILLIANT
258 00:13:43,857 00:13:45,859 AND CONFOUNDING ADVERSARY? AND CONFOUNDING ADVERSARY?
259 00:13:45,926 00:13:47,060 I'M LISTENING. I'M LISTENING.
260 00:13:47,127 00:13:49,930 I WILL STEAL DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN! I WILL STEAL DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN!
261 00:13:49,997 00:13:51,131 INTERESTING. INTERESTING.
262 00:13:51,198 00:13:53,400 BUT WON'T A GENIUS OF DODGERS' CALIBER BUT WON'T A GENIUS OF DODGERS' CALIBER
263 00:13:53,466 00:13:54,935 KNOW HIS BRAIN IS MISSING? KNOW HIS BRAIN IS MISSING?
264 00:13:55,002 00:13:57,504 OH, NO. I WILL REPLACE HIS BRAIN OH, NO. I WILL REPLACE HIS BRAIN
265 00:13:57,570 00:14:00,773 WITH MY SPECIALLY CREATED MECHANICAL MIND. WITH MY SPECIALLY CREATED MECHANICAL MIND.
266 00:14:00,840 00:14:04,111 IT WILL ALLOW DODGERS TO FUNCTION ON A RUDIMENTARY LEVEL IT WILL ALLOW DODGERS TO FUNCTION ON A RUDIMENTARY LEVEL
267 00:14:04,177 00:14:07,014 WHILE I UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF HIS PSYCHE. WHILE I UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF HIS PSYCHE.
268 00:14:07,080 00:14:10,450 FINALLY! THE SECRETS OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE FINALLY! THE SECRETS OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE
269 00:14:10,517 00:14:12,852 ARE WITHIN MY GRASP! ARE WITHIN MY GRASP!
270 00:14:18,858 00:14:20,127 I'LL HAVE ANOTHER! I'LL HAVE ANOTHER!
271 00:14:20,193 00:14:22,462 BUT SIR, YOU'VE ALREADY HAD 5! BUT SIR, YOU'VE ALREADY HAD 5!
272 00:14:22,529 00:14:26,699 IF I SAY I WANT ANOTHER BLAZIN' ONION CURLY FRITTER, I MEAN IT! IF I SAY I WANT ANOTHER BLAZIN' ONION CURLY FRITTER, I MEAN IT!
273 00:14:26,766 00:14:28,135 THANK YOU. [BURP] THANK YOU. [BURP]
274 00:14:28,201 00:14:31,204 Man on P.A.: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING... Man on P.A.: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING...
275 00:14:31,271 00:14:33,240 CASSIOPEIA! CASSIOPEIA!
276 00:14:36,709 00:14:40,147 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
277 00:14:41,481 00:14:44,117 * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH * * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH *
278 00:14:45,986 00:14:49,957 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
279 00:14:51,091 00:14:53,961 * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY
280 00:14:55,862 00:14:58,198 * FLOATING FREAK-OUT UPSIDE DOWN * * FLOATING FREAK-OUT UPSIDE DOWN *
281 00:14:58,265 00:15:00,767 * COME WITH ME, YOU WILL SEE * COME WITH ME, YOU WILL SEE
282 00:15:00,833 00:15:03,036 * I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE * I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE
283 00:15:03,103 00:15:05,105 * HANG IN ZERO GRAVITY * HANG IN ZERO GRAVITY
284 00:15:05,172 00:15:08,675 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
285 00:15:10,177 00:15:12,879 * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH * * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH *
286 00:15:12,946 00:15:14,948 AAAHH! AAAHH!
287 00:15:15,015 00:15:18,518 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
288 00:15:20,053 00:15:23,090 * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY
289 00:15:33,000 00:15:33,866 WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?
290 00:15:33,933 00:15:36,403 IT'S YOUR SPACE ANGEL! IT'S YOUR SPACE ANGEL!
291 00:15:36,469 00:15:38,071 [BURP] [BURP]
292 00:15:38,138 00:15:39,906 THOSE BLAZIN' ONION CURLY FRITTERS THOSE BLAZIN' ONION CURLY FRITTERS
293 00:15:39,973 00:15:42,409 REALLY PACK A WALLOP! REALLY PACK A WALLOP!
294 00:15:42,475 00:15:44,911 MAY THE BEAUTY OF THESE FLOWERS BE A SYMBOL MAY THE BEAUTY OF THESE FLOWERS BE A SYMBOL
295 00:15:44,978 00:15:46,646 OF OUR EVERLASTING LOVE. OF OUR EVERLASTING LOVE.
296 00:15:46,713 00:15:49,016 [SNIFFING] YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR SHOES. [SNIFFING] YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR SHOES.
297 00:15:49,082 00:15:51,985 I THINK YOU STEPPED IN...SOMETHING. I THINK YOU STEPPED IN...SOMETHING.
298 00:15:52,052 00:15:54,154 YOUR MUSIC TOUCHED MY SOUL TONIGHT. YOUR MUSIC TOUCHED MY SOUL TONIGHT.
299 00:15:54,221 00:15:57,390 IT RESONATES DEEP WITHIN ME. IT RESONATES DEEP WITHIN ME.
300 00:15:59,492 00:16:00,427 AAH! AAH!
301 00:16:00,493 00:16:03,330 MY WIG'S ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! MY WIG'S ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT!
302 00:16:04,998 00:16:06,499 SPACE LEECHES! SPACE LEECHES!
303 00:16:06,566 00:16:07,867 AAH! AAH!
304 00:16:07,934 00:16:09,369 I'LL GET THEM! STAND STILL! I'LL GET THEM! STAND STILL!
305 00:16:09,436 00:16:11,138 SECURITY! SECURITY!
306 00:16:14,741 00:16:17,144 POOR KID NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. POOR KID NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.
307 00:16:19,579 00:16:23,550 HA HA HA! "FAMILY CIRCUS" HAS STILL GOT IT! HA HA HA! "FAMILY CIRCUS" HAS STILL GOT IT!
308 00:16:24,884 00:16:26,319 OOH! OOH!
309 00:16:26,386 00:16:29,622 GOT HIM! BRING US ON BOARD. GOT HIM! BRING US ON BOARD.
310 00:16:31,124 00:16:34,794 [SNORING] [SNORING]
311 00:16:34,861 00:16:36,063 LASER SCALPEL! LASER SCALPEL!
312 00:16:38,231 00:16:39,799 CRANIAL SPANNER. CRANIAL SPANNER.
313 00:16:39,866 00:16:40,967 Dodgers: NO ALFALFA... Dodgers: NO ALFALFA...
314 00:16:41,034 00:16:42,169 HYDRO CLAMP. HYDRO CLAMP.
315 00:16:42,235 00:16:44,437 I'M ASKING DARLA TO THE BALLET... I'M ASKING DARLA TO THE BALLET...
316 00:16:44,504 00:16:45,772 IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!
317 00:16:45,838 00:16:47,707 ALMOST HAVE IT! ALMOST HAVE IT!
318 00:16:49,876 00:16:51,211 BEHOLD! BEHOLD!
319 00:16:51,278 00:16:53,946 DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN! DUCK DODGERS' BRAIN!
320 00:16:54,013 00:16:56,015 [FLUSH] [FLUSH]
321 00:16:57,284 00:16:59,186 WOW, DO I FEEL BETTER! WOW, DO I FEEL BETTER!
322 00:16:59,252 00:17:01,421 MY MIND IS SO CLEAR! MY MIND IS SO CLEAR!
323 00:17:03,056 00:17:05,024 SAY, WHERE DID THIS... SAY, WHERE DID THIS...
324 00:17:05,092 00:17:06,993 GREAT HAT COME FROM? GREAT HAT COME FROM?
325 00:17:07,060 00:17:09,429 IT'S MUCH NICER THAN I.Q. HI'S. IT'S MUCH NICER THAN I.Q. HI'S.
326 00:17:17,304 00:17:18,905 GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAPTAIN. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAPTAIN.
327 00:17:18,971 00:17:20,307 IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, CADET. IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, CADET.
328 00:17:20,373 00:17:24,211 WOW! THAT'S A GREAT HAT! WHERE'D YOU GET IT? WOW! THAT'S A GREAT HAT! WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
329 00:17:24,277 00:17:25,912 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
330 00:17:25,978 00:17:27,247 LET US AWAY TO THE BRIDGE. LET US AWAY TO THE BRIDGE.
331 00:17:27,314 00:17:30,683 I'M ANXIOUS TO GET BACK TO WORK. I'M ANXIOUS TO GET BACK TO WORK.
332 00:17:30,750 00:17:34,654 SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MANKIND'S WHOLE "SOCIAL CONTRACT" SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MANKIND'S WHOLE "SOCIAL CONTRACT"
333 00:17:34,721 00:17:38,391 IS BUILT ON THE BEDROCK OF HABERDASHERY. IS BUILT ON THE BEDROCK OF HABERDASHERY.
334 00:17:38,458 00:17:40,527 AS THE IMMORTAL BARD ONCE SAID, AS THE IMMORTAL BARD ONCE SAID,
335 00:17:40,593 00:17:44,331 "TIS MORE IMPORTANT WHAT RESTS UPONETH A MAN'S SKULL "TIS MORE IMPORTANT WHAT RESTS UPONETH A MAN'S SKULL
336 00:17:44,397 00:17:46,766 THAN WHAT RESIDETH WITHIN IT." THAN WHAT RESIDETH WITHIN IT."
337 00:17:46,833 00:17:48,000 [ALARM] [ALARM]
338 00:17:48,067 00:17:49,736 DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. DODGERS, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.
339 00:17:49,802 00:17:52,472 WE'VE LEARNED THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE STOLEN THE BRAIN WE'VE LEARNED THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE STOLEN THE BRAIN
340 00:17:52,539 00:17:54,474 OF ONE OF OUR PROTECTORATE CAPTAINS. OF ONE OF OUR PROTECTORATE CAPTAINS.
341 00:17:54,541 00:17:57,344 POOR DEVIL! ANY IDEA WHO IT WAS? POOR DEVIL! ANY IDEA WHO IT WAS?
342 00:17:57,410 00:18:00,247 NO IDEA. BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S BEING ANALYZED NO IDEA. BUT WE DO KNOW IT'S BEING ANALYZED
343 00:18:00,313 00:18:02,549 ABOARD THE MARTIAN COMMANDER SHIP AT THIS VERY-- ABOARD THE MARTIAN COMMANDER SHIP AT THIS VERY--
344 00:18:02,615 00:18:05,518 SAY, THAT'S A GREAT HAT. WHERE'D YOU GET IT? SAY, THAT'S A GREAT HAT. WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
345 00:18:05,585 00:18:08,421 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
346 00:18:08,488 00:18:10,723 SO, YOU WANT ME TO RESCUE IT, EH? SO, YOU WANT ME TO RESCUE IT, EH?
347 00:18:10,790 00:18:11,591 THE HAT? THE HAT?
348 00:18:11,658 00:18:12,459 NO, THE BRAIN! NO, THE BRAIN!
349 00:18:12,525 00:18:13,960 OH, YEAH, YEAH, THE BRAIN. OH, YEAH, YEAH, THE BRAIN.
350 00:18:14,026 00:18:15,628 YEAH, RESCUE IT. GOOD THINKING! YEAH, RESCUE IT. GOOD THINKING!
351 00:18:15,695 00:18:17,230 THANKS! DODGERS OUT. THANKS! DODGERS OUT.
352 00:18:17,297 00:18:19,031 FOLLOW ME TO THE EVAPORATOR ROOM. FOLLOW ME TO THE EVAPORATOR ROOM.
353 00:18:19,098 00:18:21,568 WE NEED TO GET ON BOARD THAT MARTIAN SHIP! WE NEED TO GET ON BOARD THAT MARTIAN SHIP!
354 00:18:21,634 00:18:25,772 WOW...THAT'S A REALLY GREAT HAT. WOW...THAT'S A REALLY GREAT HAT.
355 00:18:25,838 00:18:27,774 "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA." "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA."
356 00:18:27,840 00:18:29,676 PFFT. I'LL BET! PFFT. I'LL BET!
357 00:18:35,682 00:18:37,184 MICRONIZE ME! MICRONIZE ME!
358 00:18:40,987 00:18:44,191 BEGINNING INSERTION PROCESS. BEGINNING INSERTION PROCESS.
359 00:18:47,460 00:18:52,165 I'M PROCEEDING INTO DODGERS' INTELLIGENCE CORTEX. I'M PROCEEDING INTO DODGERS' INTELLIGENCE CORTEX.
360 00:18:52,232 00:18:53,733 AND THERE IT IS! AND THERE IT IS!
361 00:18:53,800 00:18:57,537 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE-- THERE'S NOTHING HERE! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE-- THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
362 00:18:57,604 00:18:59,506 [BEEPING] [BEEPING]
363 00:19:01,073 00:19:03,276 FAT GLOBULES! FAT GLOBULES!
364 00:19:04,977 00:19:06,579 [STAMMERING] [STAMMERING]
365 00:19:06,646 00:19:08,915 RETREAT! RETREAT!
366 00:19:12,185 00:19:13,420 Dodgers: WE'VE BEEN DETECTED. Dodgers: WE'VE BEEN DETECTED.
367 00:19:13,486 00:19:16,656 INITIATE ATTACK SEQUENCE YYZ. INITIATE ATTACK SEQUENCE YYZ.
368 00:19:16,723 00:19:18,024 Space Cadet: W-W-WHAT? Space Cadet: W-W-WHAT?
369 00:19:18,090 00:19:20,927 JUST TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY. JUST TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
370 00:19:23,996 00:19:25,232 CAPTAIN, WATCH OUT! CAPTAIN, WATCH OUT!
371 00:19:25,298 00:19:27,234 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CADET. WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CADET.
372 00:19:28,535 00:19:30,803 Robot: SUBDUE THE DUCK WITH THE GREAT HAT. Robot: SUBDUE THE DUCK WITH THE GREAT HAT.
373 00:19:30,870 00:19:33,306 LET'S MAMBO! LET'S MAMBO!
374 00:19:34,507 00:19:36,309 HOW DID HE DO THAT? HOW DID HE DO THAT?
375 00:19:38,511 00:19:40,447 IT WAS QUITE SIMPLE, OLD CHUM: IT WAS QUITE SIMPLE, OLD CHUM:
376 00:19:40,513 00:19:42,682 JUST A MATTER OF CHANNELING THE ROBOT'S ACTUATOR JUST A MATTER OF CHANNELING THE ROBOT'S ACTUATOR
377 00:19:42,749 00:19:46,118 THROUGH IMPROVISED MANUAL CONTROLS. THROUGH IMPROVISED MANUAL CONTROLS.
378 00:19:46,185 00:19:47,654 WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?
379 00:19:47,720 00:19:49,489 LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
380 00:19:49,556 00:19:52,792 OH, THIS IS BAD, VERY BAD INDEED. OH, THIS IS BAD, VERY BAD INDEED.
381 00:19:52,859 00:19:56,363 BRING ME THE MEDULLA MAGNIFICATION HELMET! BRING ME THE MEDULLA MAGNIFICATION HELMET!
382 00:20:00,433 00:20:02,569 HARMONIZE THE PSYCHIC WAVES! HARMONIZE THE PSYCHIC WAVES!
383 00:20:05,137 00:20:06,239 ACTIVATE! ACTIVATE!
384 00:20:06,306 00:20:07,607 AAAHH! AAAHH!
385 00:20:09,409 00:20:11,278 [HOLLERING GIBBERISH] [HOLLERING GIBBERISH]
386 00:20:12,512 00:20:16,549 I'M INSIDE DODGERS' MIND. I'M INSIDE DODGERS' MIND.
387 00:20:16,616 00:20:21,854 YUCK! THE INTELLIGENCE CORTEX MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE. YUCK! THE INTELLIGENCE CORTEX MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
388 00:20:23,356 00:20:24,857 THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
389 00:20:24,924 00:20:27,560 NOW I WILL LEARN WHAT DWELLS WITHIN THE CORE NOW I WILL LEARN WHAT DWELLS WITHIN THE CORE
390 00:20:27,627 00:20:29,696 OF DODGERS' BRILLIANT MIND! OF DODGERS' BRILLIANT MIND!
391 00:20:34,334 00:20:35,568 AAAHH! AAAHH!
392 00:20:37,804 00:20:39,171 WHAT THE--? WHAT THE--?
393 00:20:39,238 00:20:42,709 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
394 00:20:44,377 00:20:46,946 * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH * * SINGIN', WINGIN', WAY UP HIGH *
395 00:20:48,815 00:20:52,452 * SPACE ANGEL * SPACE ANGEL
396 00:20:52,519 00:20:53,853 Marvin: AAH! AAH! Marvin: AAH! AAH!
397 00:20:53,920 00:20:56,656 * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY * * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY *
398 00:20:56,723 00:20:58,658 AAAHH! AAAHH!
399 00:20:58,725 00:21:01,193 * FLOATING FREAK-OUT UPSIDE DOWN * * FLOATING FREAK-OUT UPSIDE DOWN *
400 00:21:01,260 00:21:03,496 * COME WITH ME AND YOU WILL SEE * * COME WITH ME AND YOU WILL SEE *
401 00:21:03,563 00:21:05,932 * I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE * I CAN KICK IT HYPERDRIVE
402 00:21:05,998 00:21:08,167 * HANGING ZERO GRAVITY * HANGING ZERO GRAVITY
403 00:21:08,234 00:21:11,871 Marvin: * SPACE ANGEL! Marvin: * SPACE ANGEL!
404 00:21:11,938 00:21:13,172 OHHH! OHHH!
405 00:21:13,239 00:21:16,743 * SINGING, WINGING, WAY UP HIGH * * SINGING, WINGING, WAY UP HIGH *
406 00:21:16,809 00:21:17,944 OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR!
407 00:21:18,010 00:21:20,980 * SPACE ANGEL! * SPACE ANGEL!
408 00:21:22,782 00:21:25,818 * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY! * * COSMIC SUGAR FLUTTER BY! *
409 00:21:25,885 00:21:28,621 [LAUGHING INSANELY] [LAUGHING INSANELY]
410 00:21:28,688 00:21:31,591 UNHAND THAT INNOCENT EARTH BRAIN, YOU MARTIAN VARLET! UNHAND THAT INNOCENT EARTH BRAIN, YOU MARTIAN VARLET!
411 00:21:31,658 00:21:34,761 HUH? IT'S THE SPACE ANGEL! HUH? IT'S THE SPACE ANGEL!
412 00:21:34,827 00:21:37,129 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS ON MARS, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS ON MARS,
413 00:21:37,196 00:21:39,231 BUT ON MOTHER EARTH, WE RESPECT-- BUT ON MOTHER EARTH, WE RESPECT--
414 00:21:39,298 00:21:42,702 NO, WE REVERE THE SANCTITY OF THE BRAIN! NO, WE REVERE THE SANCTITY OF THE BRAIN!
415 00:21:42,769 00:21:45,672 WE HAVE SO MUCH ESTEEM FOR THAT NOBLE LOBE WE HAVE SO MUCH ESTEEM FOR THAT NOBLE LOBE
416 00:21:45,738 00:21:48,675 THAT WE HAVE SPECIAL INSTITUTIONS TO NURTURE THEM. THAT WE HAVE SPECIAL INSTITUTIONS TO NURTURE THEM.
417 00:21:48,741 00:21:51,344 WE CALL THESE INSTITUTIONS "SCHOOLS." WE CALL THESE INSTITUTIONS "SCHOOLS."
418 00:21:51,411 00:21:55,014 WE MAKE OUR CHILDREN GO TO THEM, AND THEY ARE TAUGHT BY TEACHERS-- WE MAKE OUR CHILDREN GO TO THEM, AND THEY ARE TAUGHT BY TEACHERS--
419 00:21:55,081 00:21:57,884 TEACHERS WHOM WE REWARD WITH TEARFUL ACCOLADES TEACHERS WHOM WE REWARD WITH TEARFUL ACCOLADES
420 00:21:57,950 00:21:59,652 AND LOW-PAYING SALARIES. AND LOW-PAYING SALARIES.
421 00:21:59,719 00:22:02,855 AND I SHALL DO NO DISRESPECT TO THAT GREAT SYSTEM-- AND I SHALL DO NO DISRESPECT TO THAT GREAT SYSTEM--
422 00:22:02,922 00:22:04,691 HERE! TAKE IT, TAKE IT! HERE! TAKE IT, TAKE IT!
423 00:22:04,757 00:22:07,093 I HADN'T QUITE FINISHED MY SPEECH. I HADN'T QUITE FINISHED MY SPEECH.
424 00:22:07,159 00:22:08,928 TAKE THIS, TOO! TAKE IT ALL! TAKE THIS, TOO! TAKE IT ALL!
425 00:22:08,995 00:22:11,464 JUST GET OUT OF MY SHIP! JUST GET OUT OF MY SHIP!
426 00:22:11,531 00:22:14,967 [LAUGHING INSANELY] [LAUGHING INSANELY]
427 00:22:15,034 00:22:17,670 Dodgers: WELL, CADET, IT'S TIME TO RETURN THIS BRAIN Dodgers: WELL, CADET, IT'S TIME TO RETURN THIS BRAIN
428 00:22:17,737 00:22:19,806 BACK TO THE POOR BEAVER THAT LOST IT. BACK TO THE POOR BEAVER THAT LOST IT.
429 00:22:20,940 00:22:22,842 SURE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, SURE FEEL SORRY FOR HIM,
430 00:22:22,909 00:22:24,076 WHOEVER HE IS. WHOEVER HE IS.
431 00:22:26,278 00:22:28,815 OH, WELL. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED! OH, WELL. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED!