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1 | 00:00:05,773 | 00:00:09,677 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * |
2 | 00:00:09,710 | 00:00:12,012 | * DIVIDE | * DIVIDE |
3 | 00:00:13,714 | 00:00:15,783 | * BUT HOW | * BUT HOW |
4 | 00:00:15,816 | 00:00:17,818 | * WOULD THE UNIVERSE | * WOULD THE UNIVERSE |
5 | 00:00:17,851 | 00:00:21,622 | * SURVIVE? | * SURVIVE? |
6 | 00:00:21,655 | 00:00:28,028 | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * | * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * |
7 | 00:00:31,632 | 00:00:34,535 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS |
8 | 00:00:34,568 | 00:00:36,670 | * AND THE WEAK | * AND THE WEAK |
9 | 00:00:38,706 | 00:00:42,676 | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * | * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * |
10 | 00:00:42,710 | 00:00:45,045 | * TYRANNY | * TYRANNY |
11 | 00:00:46,914 | 00:00:49,016 | * IN THE 24th | * IN THE 24th |
12 | 00:00:49,049 | 00:00:52,786 | * AND 1/2 CENTURY | * AND 1/2 CENTURY |
13 | 00:01:16,644 | 00:01:18,846 | Duck Dodgers: DON'T MESS THIS UP, CADET. | Duck Dodgers: DON'T MESS THIS UP, CADET. |
14 | 00:01:18,879 | 00:01:22,383 | THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN AMBASSADOR OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH. | THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN AMBASSADOR OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH. |
15 | 00:01:22,416 | 00:01:25,052 | ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE R-RIGHT COORDINATES? | ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE R-RIGHT COORDINATES? |
16 | 00:01:25,085 | 00:01:27,555 | ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY? | ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY? |
17 | 00:01:27,588 | 00:01:30,658 | I SURE AM, 'CAUSE THIS PLACE LOOKS SCARY. | I SURE AM, 'CAUSE THIS PLACE LOOKS SCARY. |
18 | 00:01:33,361 | 00:01:36,664 | AND IT SEEMS A-AB-ABANDONED, TOO. | AND IT SEEMS A-AB-ABANDONED, TOO. |
19 | 00:01:36,697 | 00:01:37,998 | ARE YOU KIDDING? | ARE YOU KIDDING? |
20 | 00:01:38,031 | 00:01:40,201 | IT'S PROBABLY TEEMING WITH LIFE. | IT'S PROBABLY TEEMING WITH LIFE. |
21 | 00:01:41,835 | 00:01:43,371 | Dodgers: ANYBODY HOME? | Dodgers: ANYBODY HOME? |
22 | 00:01:43,404 | 00:01:44,872 | Cadet: NO. | Cadet: NO. |
23 | 00:01:48,242 | 00:01:50,478 | Dodgers: IT APPEARS TO BE THE ENTRANCE | Dodgers: IT APPEARS TO BE THE ENTRANCE |
24 | 00:01:50,511 | 00:01:52,513 | TO SOME SORT OF MEETING CENTER. | TO SOME SORT OF MEETING CENTER. |
25 | 00:01:52,546 | 00:01:55,149 | WITH A STRANGE SENSE OF FOREBODING AND FEAR, | WITH A STRANGE SENSE OF FOREBODING AND FEAR, |
26 | 00:01:55,183 | 00:01:56,917 | I AM DRAWN TOWARD IT, | I AM DRAWN TOWARD IT, |
27 | 00:01:56,950 | 00:01:59,587 | AS IF BY SOME MYSTERIOUS FORCE. | AS IF BY SOME MYSTERIOUS FORCE. |
28 | 00:01:59,620 | 00:02:00,988 | REALLY? | REALLY? |
29 | 00:02:01,021 | 00:02:03,123 | NAH, JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. | NAH, JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. |
30 | 00:02:07,895 | 00:02:09,630 | THERE'S NOBODY HERE. LET'S GO. | THERE'S NOBODY HERE. LET'S GO. |
31 | 00:02:09,663 | 00:02:12,800 | BUT LOOK. SOMEONE SET A TABLE FOR US. | BUT LOOK. SOMEONE SET A TABLE FOR US. |
32 | 00:02:12,833 | 00:02:15,068 | GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. | GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. |
33 | 00:02:15,102 | 00:02:17,171 | NO! INTRODUCE ME. | NO! INTRODUCE ME. |
34 | 00:02:18,806 | 00:02:20,341 | INTRODUCING HIS EXCELLENCY, | INTRODUCING HIS EXCELLENCY, |
35 | 00:02:20,374 | 00:02:22,510 | THE AMBASSADOR FROM PLANET EARTH, | THE AMBASSADOR FROM PLANET EARTH, |
36 | 00:02:22,543 | 00:02:23,944 | D-DUCK DODGERS. | D-DUCK DODGERS. |
37 | 00:02:23,977 | 00:02:25,813 | SORRY. NO ANSWER. | SORRY. NO ANSWER. |
38 | 00:02:25,846 | 00:02:27,114 | SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. | SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. |
39 | 00:02:27,147 | 00:02:28,616 | PUT SOME OOMPH IN IT. | PUT SOME OOMPH IN IT. |
40 | 00:02:28,649 | 00:02:30,184 | [SCREECHING] | [SCREECHING] |
41 | 00:02:32,886 | 00:02:35,256 | WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. | WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. |
42 | 00:02:35,289 | 00:02:37,958 | I AM COUNT MUERTE. | I AM COUNT MUERTE. |
43 | 00:02:37,991 | 00:02:40,994 | EH, B-B--HI THERE. | EH, B-B--HI THERE. |
44 | 00:02:41,028 | 00:02:43,964 | I'M C-C-CAD-D-- | I'M C-C-CAD-D-- |
45 | 00:02:43,997 | 00:02:45,933 | GO ON. YOU ARE? | GO ON. YOU ARE? |
46 | 00:02:45,966 | 00:02:47,468 | HE'S NOBODY. NOTHING. | HE'S NOBODY. NOTHING. |
47 | 00:02:47,501 | 00:02:50,471 | I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM THE AMBASSADOR OF PLANET EARTH, | I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM THE AMBASSADOR OF PLANET EARTH, |
48 | 00:02:50,504 | 00:02:52,172 | HIS EXCELLENCY... UH-HUH. | HIS EXCELLENCY... UH-HUH. |
49 | 00:02:52,206 | 00:02:53,974 | THE GRAND... YES. | THE GRAND... YES. |
50 | 00:02:54,007 | 00:02:55,443 | SUPREME... GO ON. | SUPREME... GO ON. |
51 | 00:02:55,476 | 00:02:56,810 | AMBASSADOR, | AMBASSADOR, |
52 | 00:02:56,844 | 00:02:58,546 | DUCK DODGERS! | DUCK DODGERS! |
53 | 00:02:58,579 | 00:03:00,080 | GREAT. AND YOU? | GREAT. AND YOU? |
54 | 00:03:00,113 | 00:03:03,284 | MY LITTLE TUBBY FRIEND, WHO MIGHT YOU BE? | MY LITTLE TUBBY FRIEND, WHO MIGHT YOU BE? |
55 | 00:03:03,317 | 00:03:05,753 | HE'S THE CADET, WHO IS NOT AN AMBASSADOR. | HE'S THE CADET, WHO IS NOT AN AMBASSADOR. |
56 | 00:03:05,786 | 00:03:07,755 | HOW RUDE OF ME. | HOW RUDE OF ME. |
57 | 00:03:07,788 | 00:03:10,491 | I HAVE HAD THIS BANQUET PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR. | I HAVE HAD THIS BANQUET PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR. |
58 | 00:03:10,524 | 00:03:11,359 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
59 | 00:03:11,392 | 00:03:12,960 | AND YOU, CADET, COME DOWN HERE | AND YOU, CADET, COME DOWN HERE |
60 | 00:03:12,993 | 00:03:16,597 | AND SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, EH? | AND SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, EH? |
61 | 00:03:18,632 | 00:03:20,368 | TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF. | TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF. |
62 | 00:03:20,401 | 00:03:22,303 | THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT YOU | THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT YOU |
63 | 00:03:22,336 | 00:03:25,205 | IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AN AMBASSADOR. | IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AN AMBASSADOR. |
64 | 00:03:26,139 | 00:03:28,175 | WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. | WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. |
65 | 00:03:28,208 | 00:03:30,278 | I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM THE ACADEMY. | I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM THE ACADEMY. |
66 | 00:03:30,311 | 00:03:31,545 | I'M AN EXPERT. | I'M AN EXPERT. |
67 | 00:03:31,579 | 00:03:34,815 | EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME KETCHUP DOWN HERE. | EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME KETCHUP DOWN HERE. |
68 | 00:03:34,848 | 00:03:36,384 | ANYBODY? HELLO? | ANYBODY? HELLO? |
69 | 00:03:36,417 | 00:03:39,287 | THAT'S HOW I ENDED W-WORLD HUNGER. | THAT'S HOW I ENDED W-WORLD HUNGER. |
70 | 00:03:39,320 | 00:03:41,555 | OK, CADET, TIME FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP | OK, CADET, TIME FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP |
71 | 00:03:41,589 | 00:03:43,924 | AND DO THAT REGULARLY SCHEDULED THING. | AND DO THAT REGULARLY SCHEDULED THING. |
72 | 00:03:43,957 | 00:03:45,293 | BYE. | BYE. |
73 | 00:03:45,326 | 00:03:48,128 | EVERY TIME I TELL THAT WORLD HUNGER STORY, | EVERY TIME I TELL THAT WORLD HUNGER STORY, |
74 | 00:03:48,161 | 00:03:51,131 | I HAVE TO GO PURGE THE SHIP'S SEPTIC SYSTEM. | I HAVE TO GO PURGE THE SHIP'S SEPTIC SYSTEM. |
75 | 00:03:51,164 | 00:03:52,700 | THIS'LL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO TALK. | THIS'LL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO TALK. |
76 | 00:03:52,733 | 00:03:55,102 | YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US. YOU GO FIRST. | YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US. YOU GO FIRST. |
77 | 00:03:55,135 | 00:03:56,704 | ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EARTH? | ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EARTH? |
78 | 00:03:56,737 | 00:03:57,705 | WHY, YES. | WHY, YES. |
79 | 00:03:57,738 | 00:03:59,573 | HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY THE CADET WEIGHS? | HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY THE CADET WEIGHS? |
80 | 00:03:59,607 | 00:04:01,575 | HAVE YOU MEASURED HIS BODY-FAT RATIO? | HAVE YOU MEASURED HIS BODY-FAT RATIO? |
81 | 00:04:01,609 | 00:04:03,411 | WHAT IS HIS CHOLESTEROL COUNT? | WHAT IS HIS CHOLESTEROL COUNT? |
82 | 00:04:03,444 | 00:04:06,447 | LOOK, BUB, I DIDN'T COME CLEAR ACROSS THE GALAXY | LOOK, BUB, I DIDN'T COME CLEAR ACROSS THE GALAXY |
83 | 00:04:06,480 | 00:04:09,249 | TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT MY PIG IS. | TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT MY PIG IS. |
84 | 00:04:09,283 | 00:04:11,719 | I, MYSELF, AM THIN AS A RAIL. | I, MYSELF, AM THIN AS A RAIL. |
85 | 00:04:11,752 | 00:04:13,253 | FIT AS A FIDDLE. | FIT AS A FIDDLE. |
86 | 00:04:14,221 | 00:04:16,324 | AAH! GET IT OFF OF ME! | AAH! GET IT OFF OF ME! |
87 | 00:04:16,357 | 00:04:19,159 | IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF SEMI-FIRM TOFU. | IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF SEMI-FIRM TOFU. |
88 | 00:04:19,192 | 00:04:22,062 | MMM. CHEWY, YET TASTELESS. | MMM. CHEWY, YET TASTELESS. |
89 | 00:04:22,095 | 00:04:23,764 | SILENCE! | SILENCE! |
90 | 00:04:23,797 | 00:04:25,232 | YES, MASTER. | YES, MASTER. |
91 | 00:04:25,265 | 00:04:29,002 | YOUR HEALTHY FOODS ARE POISON TO ME, | YOUR HEALTHY FOODS ARE POISON TO ME, |
92 | 00:04:29,036 | 00:04:32,773 | FOR I AM A FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE! | FOR I AM A FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE! |
93 | 00:04:32,806 | 00:04:36,076 | I SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE FAT OF THE LIVING, | I SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE FAT OF THE LIVING, |
94 | 00:04:36,109 | 00:04:40,213 | SO YOU MUST LURE YOUR CADET TO ME. | SO YOU MUST LURE YOUR CADET TO ME. |
95 | 00:04:40,247 | 00:04:42,583 | YES, MY DARK MASTER. | YES, MY DARK MASTER. |
96 | 00:04:42,616 | 00:04:46,186 | I WILL CAPTURE THE CADET FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SUCK, | I WILL CAPTURE THE CADET FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SUCK, |
97 | 00:04:46,219 | 00:04:48,489 | SUCK, SUCK HIS FAT! | SUCK, SUCK HIS FAT! |
98 | 00:04:48,522 | 00:04:52,693 | DELICIOUS PIGGY FAT. HEH HEH HEH! | DELICIOUS PIGGY FAT. HEH HEH HEH! |
99 | 00:04:54,227 | 00:04:56,229 | HELLO, CAPTAIN? | HELLO, CAPTAIN? |
100 | 00:04:56,263 | 00:04:59,199 | HELLO, THERE, PIGGY BOY. | HELLO, THERE, PIGGY BOY. |
101 | 00:04:59,232 | 00:05:01,001 | YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. | YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. |
102 | 00:05:01,034 | 00:05:05,205 | YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HITTING THE M-MOLDAVIAN PUNCH AGAIN, HAVE YOU? | YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HITTING THE M-MOLDAVIAN PUNCH AGAIN, HAVE YOU? |
103 | 00:05:05,238 | 00:05:06,807 | HEH HEH HEH HEH! | HEH HEH HEH HEH! |
104 | 00:05:06,840 | 00:05:08,776 | SO FUNNY, YOUR JOKES. | SO FUNNY, YOUR JOKES. |
105 | 00:05:08,809 | 00:05:12,380 | NOW SIT, JUICY DINNER, IN COMFY CHAIR. | NOW SIT, JUICY DINNER, IN COMFY CHAIR. |
106 | 00:05:12,413 | 00:05:16,817 | AND I COMING BACK WITH SNACK FOR YOU. | AND I COMING BACK WITH SNACK FOR YOU. |
107 | 00:05:16,850 | 00:05:18,652 | DON'T MOVE! | DON'T MOVE! |
108 | 00:05:18,686 | 00:05:22,623 | HE'S SURE ACTING STRA--STRAN--N-NUTTY. | HE'S SURE ACTING STRA--STRAN--N-NUTTY. |
109 | 00:05:27,795 | 00:05:29,763 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
110 | 00:05:29,797 | 00:05:31,164 | WHY, HELLO. | WHY, HELLO. |
111 | 00:05:31,198 | 00:05:33,233 | I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD COMPANY. HA HA HA! | I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD COMPANY. HA HA HA! |
112 | 00:05:33,266 | 00:05:35,068 | YOU LADIES LOOK HUNGRY. | YOU LADIES LOOK HUNGRY. |
113 | 00:05:35,102 | 00:05:36,870 | HUNGRY. | HUNGRY. |
114 | 00:05:36,904 | 00:05:38,171 | YES. | YES. |
115 | 00:05:38,205 | 00:05:41,208 | SO VERY HUNGRY. | SO VERY HUNGRY. |
116 | 00:05:41,241 | 00:05:43,076 | HEE HEE HEE! | HEE HEE HEE! |
117 | 00:05:43,110 | 00:05:45,546 | THE MASTER SO PLEASED WILL BE. | THE MASTER SO PLEASED WILL BE. |
118 | 00:05:45,579 | 00:05:49,282 | HI, CAPTAIN. HAVE A SNAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY. | HI, CAPTAIN. HAVE A SNAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY. |
119 | 00:05:49,316 | 00:05:51,819 | WHERE ARE YOU GOING? | WHERE ARE YOU GOING? |
120 | 00:05:51,852 | 00:05:54,388 | WHY DID YOU NOT DETAIN HIM FOR THE MASTER? | WHY DID YOU NOT DETAIN HIM FOR THE MASTER? |
121 | 00:05:54,422 | 00:05:56,557 | HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. | HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. |
122 | 00:05:56,590 | 00:05:59,560 | HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. | HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. |
123 | 00:05:59,593 | 00:06:03,964 | YEAH. WE MOSTLY GET THE CRAZY BUG-EATING TYPES. | YEAH. WE MOSTLY GET THE CRAZY BUG-EATING TYPES. |
124 | 00:06:08,068 | 00:06:10,203 | [THUNDER] | [THUNDER] |
125 | 00:06:10,237 | 00:06:13,106 | WOULD YOU HAVE MY DELICIOUS PIG MEAL? | WOULD YOU HAVE MY DELICIOUS PIG MEAL? |
126 | 00:06:13,140 | 00:06:15,242 | WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, MY MASTER, | WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, MY MASTER, |
127 | 00:06:15,275 | 00:06:16,677 | NO. | NO. |
128 | 00:06:16,710 | 00:06:18,245 | All: DADDY, | All: DADDY, |
129 | 00:06:18,278 | 00:06:21,014 | ARE WE GOING TO GO HUNGRY TONIGHT? | ARE WE GOING TO GO HUNGRY TONIGHT? |
130 | 00:06:21,048 | 00:06:25,819 | I'M AFRAID ALL I CAN OFFER YOU IS A LIGHT SNACK. | I'M AFRAID ALL I CAN OFFER YOU IS A LIGHT SNACK. |
131 | 00:06:25,853 | 00:06:28,388 | LET'S THIS LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE DISCUSS. | LET'S THIS LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE DISCUSS. |
132 | 00:06:28,422 | 00:06:32,292 | Dodgers: AARGH! CUT IT OUT. I'M TICKLISH. | Dodgers: AARGH! CUT IT OUT. I'M TICKLISH. |
133 | 00:06:32,325 | 00:06:33,694 | [DODGERS LAUGHING] | [DODGERS LAUGHING] |
134 | 00:06:38,298 | 00:06:39,867 | HEE HEE HEE! | HEE HEE HEE! |
135 | 00:06:39,900 | 00:06:42,936 | NOT THIS PLAN SHALL FAIL THE MASTER. | NOT THIS PLAN SHALL FAIL THE MASTER. |
136 | 00:06:46,674 | 00:06:48,141 | OUCH! | OUCH! |
137 | 00:06:51,278 | 00:06:55,015 | THE PIGGY BOY NO ESCAPE THIS TRAP. | THE PIGGY BOY NO ESCAPE THIS TRAP. |
138 | 00:06:55,048 | 00:06:57,217 | COME, MY SLEEPY PIGGY. | COME, MY SLEEPY PIGGY. |
139 | 00:06:57,250 | 00:07:00,654 | A BED I MADE FOR YOU. | A BED I MADE FOR YOU. |
140 | 00:07:00,688 | 00:07:03,356 | THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT TIRED. | THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT TIRED. |
141 | 00:07:03,390 | 00:07:04,658 | YES, YOU ARE! | YES, YOU ARE! |
142 | 00:07:04,692 | 00:07:09,296 | I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE VERY HEAVY. | I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE VERY HEAVY. |
143 | 00:07:09,329 | 00:07:12,933 | WELL, MAYBE I'M A LIT-- A LITTLE TIRED. | WELL, MAYBE I'M A LIT-- A LITTLE TIRED. |
144 | 00:07:12,966 | 00:07:15,202 | HERE IS YOUR BED. | HERE IS YOUR BED. |
145 | 00:07:15,235 | 00:07:17,237 | SLEEP, PIG. | SLEEP, PIG. |
146 | 00:07:17,270 | 00:07:18,438 | CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER FIRST? | CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER FIRST? |
147 | 00:07:18,472 | 00:07:20,240 | DON'T MOVE. | DON'T MOVE. |
148 | 00:07:20,273 | 00:07:21,509 | HERE. DRINK. | HERE. DRINK. |
149 | 00:07:21,542 | 00:07:24,277 | DRINK IT ALL, SLEEPY PIG. | DRINK IT ALL, SLEEPY PIG. |
150 | 00:07:24,311 | 00:07:26,379 | THERE. SLEEP, MY PIG. | THERE. SLEEP, MY PIG. |
151 | 00:07:26,413 | 00:07:28,849 | SAY, I FORGOT TO B-BRUSH MY-- | SAY, I FORGOT TO B-BRUSH MY-- |
152 | 00:07:28,882 | 00:07:31,585 | OH, BRUSHING, BRUSHING, BRUSHING STINKY PIGGY TEETH. | OH, BRUSHING, BRUSHING, BRUSHING STINKY PIGGY TEETH. |
153 | 00:07:31,619 | 00:07:34,788 | MAKE SO CLEAN. THERE. | MAKE SO CLEAN. THERE. |
154 | 00:07:34,822 | 00:07:37,725 | HEH HEH! NOW YOU LAY DOWN. HEH HEH HEH! | HEH HEH! NOW YOU LAY DOWN. HEH HEH HEH! |
155 | 00:07:37,758 | 00:07:40,427 | I REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. | I REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. |
156 | 00:07:40,460 | 00:07:44,431 | THAT I WILL NOT DO FOR YOU. | THAT I WILL NOT DO FOR YOU. |
157 | 00:07:44,464 | 00:07:45,332 | HURRY BACK. | HURRY BACK. |
158 | 00:07:45,365 | 00:07:46,967 | [TOILET FLUSHES] | [TOILET FLUSHES] |
159 | 00:07:47,000 | 00:07:51,371 | THIS ALL COMES FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING WATER BEFORE BEDTIME. | THIS ALL COMES FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING WATER BEFORE BEDTIME. |
160 | 00:07:51,404 | 00:07:53,373 | WHERE WAS I? | WHERE WAS I? |
161 | 00:07:53,406 | 00:07:56,610 | OH, YES. I WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. | OH, YES. I WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. |
162 | 00:07:56,644 | 00:07:59,312 | NOW YOU LAY DOWN. | NOW YOU LAY DOWN. |
163 | 00:07:59,346 | 00:08:01,114 | I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOTHER AND-- | I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOTHER AND-- |
164 | 00:08:01,148 | 00:08:03,517 | WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, MR. PIG? | WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, MR. PIG? |
165 | 00:08:03,551 | 00:08:06,053 | GOING TO SLEEP IS SIMPLE. | GOING TO SLEEP IS SIMPLE. |
166 | 00:08:06,086 | 00:08:09,222 | YOU JUST HOP INTO BED | YOU JUST HOP INTO BED |
167 | 00:08:09,256 | 00:08:11,358 | AND THINK HAPPY, PEACEFUL-- | AND THINK HAPPY, PEACEFUL-- |
168 | 00:08:11,391 | 00:08:13,126 | AAH! OHH! | AAH! OHH! |
169 | 00:08:13,160 | 00:08:15,596 | [GROANING] | [GROANING] |
170 | 00:08:15,629 | 00:08:18,331 | UH, CAPTAIN? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? | UH, CAPTAIN? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? |
171 | 00:08:18,365 | 00:08:20,300 | I LOST 6 INCHES OFF MY WAIST, | I LOST 6 INCHES OFF MY WAIST, |
172 | 00:08:20,333 | 00:08:22,202 | AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. | AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. |
173 | 00:08:22,235 | 00:08:23,604 | YOU MUST BE AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE. | YOU MUST BE AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE. |
174 | 00:08:23,637 | 00:08:24,538 | I'LL GET YOU A PILLOW. | I'LL GET YOU A PILLOW. |
175 | 00:08:24,572 | 00:08:27,240 | THANK YOU, NICE PIG BOY. | THANK YOU, NICE PIG BOY. |
176 | 00:08:27,274 | 00:08:29,910 | Count Muerte: MMM. PORK FAT PIE. | Count Muerte: MMM. PORK FAT PIE. |
177 | 00:08:29,943 | 00:08:31,478 | PORK FAT PUDDING. | PORK FAT PUDDING. |
178 | 00:08:31,511 | 00:08:33,046 | PORK FAT FLAMBE. | PORK FAT FLAMBE. |
179 | 00:08:33,080 | 00:08:36,283 | I WONDER IF THAT IMBECILE HAS CAPTURED MY DINNER. | I WONDER IF THAT IMBECILE HAS CAPTURED MY DINNER. |
180 | 00:08:38,051 | 00:08:41,655 | [SINGING] | [SINGING] |
181 | 00:08:41,689 | 00:08:46,193 | NEVER SEND AN IMBECILE TO DO A VAMPIRE'S JOB. | NEVER SEND AN IMBECILE TO DO A VAMPIRE'S JOB. |
182 | 00:08:46,226 | 00:08:48,095 | OH, CAPTAIN. | OH, CAPTAIN. |
183 | 00:08:48,128 | 00:08:49,997 | I'VE GOT YOU A PLUSHY PILLOW. | I'VE GOT YOU A PLUSHY PILLOW. |
184 | 00:08:50,030 | 00:08:51,932 | [GROWL] | [GROWL] |
185 | 00:08:55,068 | 00:08:56,103 | AAH! | AAH! |
186 | 00:08:56,136 | 00:08:57,237 | [SCREAMING] | [SCREAMING] |
187 | 00:09:05,112 | 00:09:06,146 | [PANTING] | [PANTING] |
188 | 00:09:08,716 | 00:09:11,785 | WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUICY DINNER? | WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUICY DINNER? |
189 | 00:09:11,819 | 00:09:14,187 | DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND. | DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND. |
190 | 00:09:14,221 | 00:09:16,990 | IT'LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE. | IT'LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE. |
191 | 00:09:18,058 | 00:09:20,994 | YES. | YES. |
192 | 00:09:23,964 | 00:09:25,766 | AHH... | AHH... |
193 | 00:09:25,799 | 00:09:28,268 | [BURP] | [BURP] |
194 | 00:09:28,301 | 00:09:30,003 | [GAGS] | [GAGS] |
195 | 00:09:30,037 | 00:09:31,338 | RIGOR... | RIGOR... |
196 | 00:09:31,371 | 00:09:33,340 | MORTIS. | MORTIS. |
197 | 00:09:33,373 | 00:09:35,342 | [LAUGHTER] | [LAUGHTER] |
198 | 00:09:39,046 | 00:09:41,314 | MASTER? | MASTER? |
199 | 00:09:41,348 | 00:09:42,449 | CADET? | CADET? |
200 | 00:09:42,482 | 00:09:44,451 | CADET? | CADET? |
201 | 00:09:44,484 | 00:09:45,819 | CADET! | CADET! |
202 | 00:09:45,853 | 00:09:48,689 | OH, POOR LITTLE HAPLESS FOOL. | OH, POOR LITTLE HAPLESS FOOL. |
203 | 00:09:48,722 | 00:09:50,390 | I WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS. | I WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS. |
204 | 00:09:50,423 | 00:09:51,792 | OH, CAPTAIN. | OH, CAPTAIN. |
205 | 00:09:51,825 | 00:09:54,061 | ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP? | ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP? |
206 | 00:09:54,094 | 00:09:55,729 | YOU'RE ALIVE! | YOU'RE ALIVE! |
207 | 00:09:55,763 | 00:09:58,498 | I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN BY THAT SPOOKY CREEP. | I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN BY THAT SPOOKY CREEP. |
208 | 00:09:58,531 | 00:10:00,200 | OH, HE DIDN'T EAT ME. | OH, HE DIDN'T EAT ME. |
209 | 00:10:00,233 | 00:10:03,436 | I TRICKED HIM INTO EATING A DECOY MADE OF FAT-FREE CHEESE, | I TRICKED HIM INTO EATING A DECOY MADE OF FAT-FREE CHEESE, |
210 | 00:10:03,470 | 00:10:06,273 | WHEAT GERM, AND SEMI-FIRM TOFU. | WHEAT GERM, AND SEMI-FIRM TOFU. |
211 | 00:10:06,306 | 00:10:09,677 | I GUESS HEALTHY FOODS REALLY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. | I GUESS HEALTHY FOODS REALLY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. |
212 | 00:10:09,710 | 00:10:11,011 | YES, WELL, THE NEXT TIME | YES, WELL, THE NEXT TIME |
213 | 00:10:11,044 | 00:10:14,081 | WE RUN ACROSS A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN RACE, | WE RUN ACROSS A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN RACE, |
214 | 00:10:14,114 | 00:10:16,316 | YOU BE THE AMBASSADOR. | YOU BE THE AMBASSADOR. |
215 | 00:10:42,876 | 00:10:44,511 | YES? | YES? |
216 | 00:10:44,544 | 00:10:45,545 | I'VE GOT A PRISONER FOR YOU. | I'VE GOT A PRISONER FOR YOU. |
217 | 00:10:45,578 | 00:10:47,981 | DRAKE DARKSTAR. | DRAKE DARKSTAR. |
218 | 00:10:48,015 | 00:10:49,616 | I HEARD HE WAS COMING MY WAY. | I HEARD HE WAS COMING MY WAY. |
219 | 00:10:49,649 | 00:10:51,051 | DON'T YOU HAVE A RECEPTION TEAM? | DON'T YOU HAVE A RECEPTION TEAM? |
220 | 00:10:51,084 | 00:10:52,052 | ARE YOU KIDDING? | ARE YOU KIDDING? |
221 | 00:10:52,085 | 00:10:54,654 | I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THIS GUY. | I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THIS GUY. |
222 | 00:10:54,688 | 00:10:56,123 | SADDLE UP, BOYS. | SADDLE UP, BOYS. |
223 | 00:10:56,156 | 00:10:58,325 | TAKE YOUR POSITIONS. | TAKE YOUR POSITIONS. |
224 | 00:10:58,358 | 00:11:00,293 | BRING IN THE TRANSPORT POD. | BRING IN THE TRANSPORT POD. |
225 | 00:11:07,600 | 00:11:09,870 | SET SHOCK STICKS TO FULL CHARGE. | SET SHOCK STICKS TO FULL CHARGE. |
226 | 00:11:12,572 | 00:11:14,875 | SECURE THOSE PLASMA RESTRAINTS. | SECURE THOSE PLASMA RESTRAINTS. |
227 | 00:11:16,176 | 00:11:17,745 | HURRY! | HURRY! |
228 | 00:11:19,947 | 00:11:22,082 | [LAUGHTER] | [LAUGHTER] |
229 | 00:11:24,651 | 00:11:26,086 | HOLD YOUR FIRE! | HOLD YOUR FIRE! |
230 | 00:11:29,589 | 00:11:30,791 | NO. | NO. |
231 | 00:11:32,325 | 00:11:33,593 | HELLO, BOYS. | HELLO, BOYS. |
232 | 00:11:33,626 | 00:11:35,295 | AAH! | AAH! |
233 | 00:11:38,732 | 00:11:41,701 | CADET, WHAT'S OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL? | CADET, WHAT'S OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL? |
234 | 00:11:41,735 | 00:11:44,772 | OUR E.T.A. TO THE PRISON STATION IS 3 MINUTES. | OUR E.T.A. TO THE PRISON STATION IS 3 MINUTES. |
235 | 00:11:44,805 | 00:11:46,206 | WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? | WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? |
236 | 00:11:46,239 | 00:11:47,407 | TOILET PAPER. | TOILET PAPER. |
237 | 00:11:47,440 | 00:11:48,842 | TOILET PAPER? | TOILET PAPER? |
238 | 00:11:48,876 | 00:11:53,713 | 426,000 ROLLS OF SOFT-TEE BRAND TOILET PAPER. | 426,000 ROLLS OF SOFT-TEE BRAND TOILET PAPER. |
239 | 00:11:53,747 | 00:11:56,649 | THE SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLEST TOILET PAPER | THE SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLEST TOILET PAPER |
240 | 00:11:56,683 | 00:11:59,152 | MONEY CAN BUY. NOW WITH ALOE. | MONEY CAN BUY. NOW WITH ALOE. |
241 | 00:11:59,186 | 00:12:00,788 | GIMME THAT. | GIMME THAT. |
242 | 00:12:00,821 | 00:12:04,691 | "426,000 ROLLS SOFT-TEE TOILET PAPER FOR DELIVERY TO--" | "426,000 ROLLS SOFT-TEE TOILET PAPER FOR DELIVERY TO--" |
243 | 00:12:04,724 | 00:12:06,726 | I'M A PAPER BOY! | I'M A PAPER BOY! |
244 | 00:12:06,760 | 00:12:08,628 | A TOILET PAPER BOY. | A TOILET PAPER BOY. |
245 | 00:12:08,661 | 00:12:12,232 | I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND NOW I'M REDUCED TO THIS DISGRACE. | I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND NOW I'M REDUCED TO THIS DISGRACE. |
246 | 00:12:12,265 | 00:12:15,035 | I'M GLAD MY MOTHER'S NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS. | I'M GLAD MY MOTHER'S NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS. |
247 | 00:12:15,068 | 00:12:18,671 | SHE WASHED FLOORS IN THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT BUILDING | SHE WASHED FLOORS IN THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT BUILDING |
248 | 00:12:18,705 | 00:12:20,073 | FOR 40 LONG YEARS | FOR 40 LONG YEARS |
249 | 00:12:20,107 | 00:12:23,376 | JUST SO I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT... | JUST SO I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT... |
250 | 00:12:23,410 | 00:12:25,645 | AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. | AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. |
251 | 00:12:25,678 | 00:12:27,815 | HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
252 | 00:12:30,050 | 00:12:31,819 | HUH? | HUH? |
253 | 00:12:32,719 | 00:12:34,621 | WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, | WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, |
254 | 00:12:34,654 | 00:12:35,956 | IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLEST, | IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLEST, |
255 | 00:12:35,989 | 00:12:39,159 | AND THAT ALOE DID FEEL GOOD ON MY EYELID. | AND THAT ALOE DID FEEL GOOD ON MY EYELID. |
256 | 00:12:41,228 | 00:12:43,363 | [SIRENS] | [SIRENS] |
257 | 00:12:43,396 | 00:12:44,764 | LOOK SHARP, MEN. | LOOK SHARP, MEN. |
258 | 00:12:44,798 | 00:12:47,567 | DARKSTAR'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. | DARKSTAR'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. |
259 | 00:12:47,600 | 00:12:50,370 | YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG. | YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG. |
260 | 00:12:57,610 | 00:13:01,548 | THE SOONER I GET THIS INDIGNITY OVER WITH, THE BETTER. | THE SOONER I GET THIS INDIGNITY OVER WITH, THE BETTER. |
261 | 00:13:04,751 | 00:13:06,086 | THEY MUST BE EXPECTING ME. | THEY MUST BE EXPECTING ME. |
262 | 00:13:06,119 | 00:13:08,221 | BET THEY RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. | BET THEY RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. |
263 | 00:13:08,255 | 00:13:10,623 | YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THIS STUFF IS | YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THIS STUFF IS |
264 | 00:13:10,657 | 00:13:12,792 | TILL YOU'RE SITTING THERE STRANDED. | TILL YOU'RE SITTING THERE STRANDED. |
265 | 00:13:12,826 | 00:13:15,162 | I'LL JUST DROP MY LOAD AND BE ON MY WAY. | I'LL JUST DROP MY LOAD AND BE ON MY WAY. |
266 | 00:13:15,195 | 00:13:18,331 | ON MY WAY TO A NEW AND MORE GLORIOUS LIFE OF CRIME | ON MY WAY TO A NEW AND MORE GLORIOUS LIFE OF CRIME |
267 | 00:13:18,365 | 00:13:19,867 | WHERE MEN FEAR ME... | WHERE MEN FEAR ME... |
268 | 00:13:19,900 | 00:13:22,269 | AND TOILET PAPER IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY. | AND TOILET PAPER IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY. |
269 | 00:13:22,302 | 00:13:26,006 | A LAND THAT WILL LIVE IN TERROR AND SHUDDER IN FEAR. | A LAND THAT WILL LIVE IN TERROR AND SHUDDER IN FEAR. |
270 | 00:13:26,039 | 00:13:28,475 | WHENEVER THERE'S A TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, | WHENEVER THERE'S A TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, |
271 | 00:13:28,508 | 00:13:29,409 | THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL. | THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL. |
272 | 00:13:29,442 | 00:13:31,111 | DRAKE DARKSTAR, | DRAKE DARKSTAR, |
273 | 00:13:31,144 | 00:13:33,013 | MASTER VILLAIN AND EVIL-DOER. | MASTER VILLAIN AND EVIL-DOER. |
274 | 00:13:33,046 | 00:13:34,714 | Man: AND HE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON HIS OWN. | Man: AND HE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON HIS OWN. |
275 | 00:13:34,747 | 00:13:36,349 | NO MORE DIAPERS. | NO MORE DIAPERS. |
276 | 00:13:36,383 | 00:13:40,120 | THEY SENT THE RIGHT DUCK TO REMEDY THIS DIRE SITUATION. | THEY SENT THE RIGHT DUCK TO REMEDY THIS DIRE SITUATION. |
277 | 00:13:40,153 | 00:13:42,089 | [CRASH] | [CRASH] |
278 | 00:13:42,122 | 00:13:43,891 | [BEEPING] | [BEEPING] |
279 | 00:13:43,924 | 00:13:46,393 | ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. | ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. |
280 | 00:13:49,762 | 00:13:51,331 | GOT HIM! | GOT HIM! |
281 | 00:13:51,364 | 00:13:53,366 | [SIREN] | [SIREN] |
282 | 00:13:54,767 | 00:13:57,104 | HEY, BOYS, SORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE, | HEY, BOYS, SORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE, |
283 | 00:13:57,137 | 00:13:59,406 | BUT AT LEAST I BROUGHT YOU THE TOILET PAPER. | BUT AT LEAST I BROUGHT YOU THE TOILET PAPER. |
284 | 00:13:59,439 | 00:14:01,474 | ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO SIGN FOR THE T.P., | ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO SIGN FOR THE T.P., |
285 | 00:14:01,508 | 00:14:03,010 | AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. | AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. |
286 | 00:14:03,043 | 00:14:05,812 | OR, IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID FINANCE CHARGES, | OR, IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID FINANCE CHARGES, |
287 | 00:14:05,845 | 00:14:07,447 | YOU CAN PAY ME DIRECTLY. | YOU CAN PAY ME DIRECTLY. |
288 | 00:14:07,480 | 00:14:12,085 | AH, THIS HAPLESS FOOL LOOKS LIKE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE. | AH, THIS HAPLESS FOOL LOOKS LIKE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE. |
289 | 00:14:13,653 | 00:14:15,622 | WATCH THE THREADS, SLICK. | WATCH THE THREADS, SLICK. |
290 | 00:14:15,655 | 00:14:17,824 | I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FINANCE CHARGES. | I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FINANCE CHARGES. |
291 | 00:14:17,857 | 00:14:19,792 | SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. | SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. |
292 | 00:14:19,826 | 00:14:22,395 | REALLY? YEAH, LIKE A GUY I KNOW. | REALLY? YEAH, LIKE A GUY I KNOW. |
293 | 00:14:22,429 | 00:14:25,798 | I'LL BET HE ALWAYS HAS A STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE. | I'LL BET HE ALWAYS HAS A STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE. |
294 | 00:14:25,832 | 00:14:26,833 | LIKE THIS. | LIKE THIS. |
295 | 00:14:26,866 | 00:14:29,269 | YEAH, YEAH, STUPID LIKE THAT. | YEAH, YEAH, STUPID LIKE THAT. |
296 | 00:14:29,302 | 00:14:31,638 | SAY, CAN YOU DO JACK NICHOLSON? | SAY, CAN YOU DO JACK NICHOLSON? |
297 | 00:14:31,671 | 00:14:35,642 | [IMITATING NICHOLSON] SO, YOU WANNA SEE THE STARS, DO YA? | [IMITATING NICHOLSON] SO, YOU WANNA SEE THE STARS, DO YA? |
298 | 00:14:35,675 | 00:14:38,811 | WOW! YOU'RE TERRIFIC. | WOW! YOU'RE TERRIFIC. |
299 | 00:14:38,845 | 00:14:40,113 | THERE. | THERE. |
300 | 00:14:40,147 | 00:14:42,815 | NOW THAT I'VE FULFILLED YOUR REQUEST, | NOW THAT I'VE FULFILLED YOUR REQUEST, |
301 | 00:14:42,849 | 00:14:44,384 | I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. | I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. |
302 | 00:14:44,417 | 00:14:48,721 | I'D LIKE TO TRADE CLOTHES AND IDENTITIES, OK? | I'D LIKE TO TRADE CLOTHES AND IDENTITIES, OK? |
303 | 00:14:48,755 | 00:14:50,390 | OK. | OK. |
304 | 00:14:50,423 | 00:14:53,326 | SIR, WE'VE GOT A CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF DARKSTAR. | SIR, WE'VE GOT A CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF DARKSTAR. |
305 | 00:14:53,360 | 00:14:55,728 | AND HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER. | AND HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER. |
306 | 00:14:55,762 | 00:14:58,431 | HE'S ONE SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL. | HE'S ONE SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL. |
307 | 00:14:58,465 | 00:15:00,500 | TA TA, DUCK DODGERS-- | TA TA, DUCK DODGERS-- |
308 | 00:15:00,533 | 00:15:02,835 | I MEAN, DRAKE DARKSTAR. | I MEAN, DRAKE DARKSTAR. |
309 | 00:15:02,869 | 00:15:05,172 | [LAUGHS] | [LAUGHS] |
310 | 00:15:05,205 | 00:15:06,473 | OHH... | OHH... |
311 | 00:15:06,506 | 00:15:10,810 | THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, I WOKE UP IN TIJUANA. | THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, I WOKE UP IN TIJUANA. |
312 | 00:15:10,843 | 00:15:13,813 | REACH FOR THE SKY, SCUMBAG. | REACH FOR THE SKY, SCUMBAG. |
313 | 00:15:13,846 | 00:15:16,083 | YEP, TIJUANA. | YEP, TIJUANA. |
314 | 00:15:16,116 | 00:15:19,019 | FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE. | FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE. |
315 | 00:15:19,052 | 00:15:21,721 | NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. | NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. |
316 | 00:15:21,754 | 00:15:25,892 | I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLAIM TO BE DUCK DODGERS, | I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLAIM TO BE DUCK DODGERS, |
317 | 00:15:25,925 | 00:15:27,860 | WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VICIOUS MONSTER. | WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VICIOUS MONSTER. |
318 | 00:15:27,894 | 00:15:31,564 | IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIENDS THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN. | IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIENDS THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN. |
319 | 00:15:31,598 | 00:15:34,001 | WHY, THE NAME DRAKE DARKSTAR | WHY, THE NAME DRAKE DARKSTAR |
320 | 00:15:34,034 | 00:15:36,036 | STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONS. | STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONS. |
321 | 00:15:36,069 | 00:15:38,705 | AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GAPPY. | AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GAPPY. |
322 | 00:15:38,738 | 00:15:41,708 | WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? | WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? |
323 | 00:15:41,741 | 00:15:44,177 | SORRY, JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. | SORRY, JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. |
324 | 00:15:44,211 | 00:15:47,014 | WELCOME HOME, DARKSTAR. | WELCOME HOME, DARKSTAR. |
325 | 00:15:52,385 | 00:15:55,022 | OH, MY. IT SURE IS GLOOMY IN HERE. | OH, MY. IT SURE IS GLOOMY IN HERE. |
326 | 00:15:55,055 | 00:15:56,189 | CAPTAIN DODGERS MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING | CAPTAIN DODGERS MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING |
327 | 00:15:56,223 | 00:15:58,258 | WITH THE D-DIMMER SWITCH AGAIN. | WITH THE D-DIMMER SWITCH AGAIN. |
328 | 00:15:58,291 | 00:16:02,029 | IT SORT OF GIVES EVERYTHING A SPOOKY LOOK. | IT SORT OF GIVES EVERYTHING A SPOOKY LOOK. |
329 | 00:16:02,895 | 00:16:04,397 | [BEEP] | [BEEP] |
330 | 00:16:06,766 | 00:16:08,568 | HELLO THERE. | HELLO THERE. |
331 | 00:16:08,601 | 00:16:10,003 | WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
332 | 00:16:10,037 | 00:16:11,438 | ALL FINISHED WITH YOUR DELIVERY? | ALL FINISHED WITH YOUR DELIVERY? |
333 | 00:16:11,471 | 00:16:12,872 | YES. | YES. |
334 | 00:16:12,905 | 00:16:14,441 | ARE YOU FEELING OK? | ARE YOU FEELING OK? |
335 | 00:16:14,474 | 00:16:16,543 | NEVER FELT BETTER. | NEVER FELT BETTER. |
336 | 00:16:16,576 | 00:16:18,278 | G-GR-GRE--UH, SUPER. | G-GR-GRE--UH, SUPER. |
337 | 00:16:18,311 | 00:16:22,749 | IT'S TIME FOR US TO FLEE THE SHACKLES OF INCARCERATION. | IT'S TIME FOR US TO FLEE THE SHACKLES OF INCARCERATION. |
338 | 00:16:22,782 | 00:16:24,484 | OK. | OK. |
339 | 00:16:24,517 | 00:16:26,053 | GET US OUT OF HERE. | GET US OUT OF HERE. |
340 | 00:16:26,086 | 00:16:27,720 | NO CAN DO, CAPTAIN. | NO CAN DO, CAPTAIN. |
341 | 00:16:27,754 | 00:16:28,921 | WHAT? | WHAT? |
342 | 00:16:28,955 | 00:16:31,291 | WELL, I WAS USING THIS DOWN TIME | WELL, I WAS USING THIS DOWN TIME |
343 | 00:16:31,324 | 00:16:34,261 | TO DO M-MAINTENANCE ON THE SHIP'S MOTHERBOARD. | TO DO M-MAINTENANCE ON THE SHIP'S MOTHERBOARD. |
344 | 00:16:34,294 | 00:16:36,196 | YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO EAT SNACKS AND STUFF ON THE BRIDGE? | YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO EAT SNACKS AND STUFF ON THE BRIDGE? |
345 | 00:16:36,229 | 00:16:37,630 | WELL, THOSE GREASY LITTLE CRUMBS | WELL, THOSE GREASY LITTLE CRUMBS |
346 | 00:16:37,664 | 00:16:39,999 | WORKED THEIR WAY DOWN INTO THE SENSITIVE ELECTRONICS, | WORKED THEIR WAY DOWN INTO THE SENSITIVE ELECTRONICS, |
347 | 00:16:40,033 | 00:16:41,934 | SO FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO CLEAN THAT JUNK OUT. | SO FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO CLEAN THAT JUNK OUT. |
348 | 00:16:41,968 | 00:16:43,636 | RIGHT NOW, THE MOTHERBOARD IS DISCONNECTED | RIGHT NOW, THE MOTHERBOARD IS DISCONNECTED |
349 | 00:16:43,670 | 00:16:46,606 | AND SOAKING IN A SOLUTION OF GRENADINE AND BITTERS. | AND SOAKING IN A SOLUTION OF GRENADINE AND BITTERS. |
350 | 00:16:46,639 | 00:16:50,110 | IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU VALUE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, | IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU VALUE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, |
351 | 00:16:50,143 | 00:16:52,279 | YOU WILL PUT THIS SHIP IN ORDER. | YOU WILL PUT THIS SHIP IN ORDER. |
352 | 00:16:52,312 | 00:16:55,648 | AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? CADET! | AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? CADET! |
353 | 00:16:55,682 | 00:16:57,684 | [STUTTERING] | [STUTTERING] |
354 | 00:16:59,486 | 00:17:01,554 | PERFECT. | PERFECT. |
355 | 00:17:04,357 | 00:17:05,658 | EXERCISE TIME. | EXERCISE TIME. |
356 | 00:17:05,692 | 00:17:09,096 | DARKSTAR, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO. | DARKSTAR, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO. |
357 | 00:17:12,565 | 00:17:14,134 | [MAN GRUNTING] | [MAN GRUNTING] |
358 | 00:17:14,167 | 00:17:15,335 | Dodgers: NICE HEALTH CLUB. | Dodgers: NICE HEALTH CLUB. |
359 | 00:17:15,368 | 00:17:17,704 | WONDER IF THEY HAVE A PILATES CLASS. | WONDER IF THEY HAVE A PILATES CLASS. |
360 | 00:17:19,106 | 00:17:21,208 | HEY, THERE'S SOME JOVIAL FELLOW INMATES. | HEY, THERE'S SOME JOVIAL FELLOW INMATES. |
361 | 00:17:21,241 | 00:17:23,476 | I'M SURE THEY'LL WANT TO HELP ME OUT. | I'M SURE THEY'LL WANT TO HELP ME OUT. |
362 | 00:17:23,510 | 00:17:25,112 | HEY THERE, HOMEBOYS! | HEY THERE, HOMEBOYS! |
363 | 00:17:25,145 | 00:17:27,780 | ANYBODY UP FOR A LITTLE BREAKING OUT OF PRISON ACTION? | ANYBODY UP FOR A LITTLE BREAKING OUT OF PRISON ACTION? |
364 | 00:17:27,814 | 00:17:29,216 | HEY, SHUT UP, WOULD YOU? | HEY, SHUT UP, WOULD YOU? |
365 | 00:17:29,249 | 00:17:31,318 | YEAH. YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE? | YEAH. YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE? |
366 | 00:17:31,351 | 00:17:34,487 | WHY WOULD WE HELP DRAKE DARKSTAR ANYWAY? | WHY WOULD WE HELP DRAKE DARKSTAR ANYWAY? |
367 | 00:17:34,521 | 00:17:35,988 | [MEOWS] | [MEOWS] |
368 | 00:17:36,022 | 00:17:38,925 | WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. | WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. |
369 | 00:17:38,958 | 00:17:41,261 | I'M NOT DRAKE DARKSTAR. | I'M NOT DRAKE DARKSTAR. |
370 | 00:17:41,294 | 00:17:43,563 | I'M ACTUALLY DUCK DODGERS. | I'M ACTUALLY DUCK DODGERS. |
371 | 00:17:43,596 | 00:17:46,299 | YOU MEAN THE SAME DUCK DODGERS WHO PUT ME IN HERE? | YOU MEAN THE SAME DUCK DODGERS WHO PUT ME IN HERE? |
372 | 00:17:46,333 | 00:17:50,002 | I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PUT MY CONTACTS IN THIS MORNING BUT... | I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PUT MY CONTACTS IN THIS MORNING BUT... |
373 | 00:17:50,036 | 00:17:53,640 | AAH! CAT HEAD MURPHY OF THE KITTY LITTER CREW! | AAH! CAT HEAD MURPHY OF THE KITTY LITTER CREW! |
374 | 00:17:53,673 | 00:17:55,542 | THAT'S RIGHT. | THAT'S RIGHT. |
375 | 00:17:55,575 | 00:17:58,678 | I HOPE THAT CONDITION WITH THE HAIR BALLS CLEARED UP. | I HOPE THAT CONDITION WITH THE HAIR BALLS CLEARED UP. |
376 | 00:17:58,711 | 00:18:00,547 | REMEMBER ME, DODGERS? | REMEMBER ME, DODGERS? |
377 | 00:18:00,580 | 00:18:02,149 | SLYGOR THE SCAM ARTIST? | SLYGOR THE SCAM ARTIST? |
378 | 00:18:02,182 | 00:18:04,751 | THANKS TO YOU, THEY GAVE ME 25 TO LIFE | THANKS TO YOU, THEY GAVE ME 25 TO LIFE |
379 | 00:18:04,784 | 00:18:06,586 | FOR SELLING NEW ALUMINUM GUTTERS | FOR SELLING NEW ALUMINUM GUTTERS |
380 | 00:18:06,619 | 00:18:10,157 | TO LITTLE OLD LADIES WHO DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM! | TO LITTLE OLD LADIES WHO DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM! |
381 | 00:18:10,190 | 00:18:12,024 | HOW ABOUT ME? | HOW ABOUT ME? |
382 | 00:18:12,058 | 00:18:15,662 | IT'S FUNNY, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T RING A BELL. | IT'S FUNNY, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T RING A BELL. |
383 | 00:18:16,963 | 00:18:18,765 | STILL DON'T REMEMBER ME? | STILL DON'T REMEMBER ME? |
384 | 00:18:20,700 | 00:18:21,701 | SORRY! | SORRY! |
385 | 00:18:21,734 | 00:18:24,003 | I'M KRAG THE KLUNKIN. | I'M KRAG THE KLUNKIN. |
386 | 00:18:24,036 | 00:18:26,839 | REMEMBER THE BATTLE FOR THESSALONIUS 7? | REMEMBER THE BATTLE FOR THESSALONIUS 7? |
387 | 00:18:26,873 | 00:18:29,442 | I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THESSALONIUS 6. | I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THESSALONIUS 6. |
388 | 00:18:29,476 | 00:18:31,978 | BUT YOU'RE DOUG. DOUG ROGERS, RIGHT? | BUT YOU'RE DOUG. DOUG ROGERS, RIGHT? |
389 | 00:18:32,011 | 00:18:34,514 | NO, I'M DUCK DODGERS. | NO, I'M DUCK DODGERS. |
390 | 00:18:34,547 | 00:18:36,349 | OH. SORRY. | OH. SORRY. |
391 | 00:18:36,383 | 00:18:38,418 | YOU REALLY WRINKLED MY T-SHIRT. | YOU REALLY WRINKLED MY T-SHIRT. |
392 | 00:18:38,451 | 00:18:41,488 | YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US, DODGERS. | YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US, DODGERS. |
393 | 00:18:41,521 | 00:18:44,957 | THAT IS, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MOST OF US. | THAT IS, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MOST OF US. |
394 | 00:18:44,991 | 00:18:46,693 | AW, COME ON, FELLAS. | AW, COME ON, FELLAS. |
395 | 00:18:46,726 | 00:18:48,261 | I WANT TO MAKE HIM PAY, TOO. | I WANT TO MAKE HIM PAY, TOO. |
396 | 00:18:48,295 | 00:18:52,098 | CAN'T WE JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL CREATURES? | CAN'T WE JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL CREATURES? |
397 | 00:18:52,131 | 00:18:54,167 | [DODGERS SCREAMING] | [DODGERS SCREAMING] |
398 | 00:18:58,538 | 00:19:01,040 | [SHOUTING] | [SHOUTING] |
399 | 00:19:01,073 | 00:19:03,610 | SUCKERS. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. | SUCKERS. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. |
400 | 00:19:08,348 | 00:19:09,582 | STATUS REPORT, CADET. | STATUS REPORT, CADET. |
401 | 00:19:09,616 | 00:19:11,918 | I'M SOLDERING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR. | I'M SOLDERING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR. |
402 | 00:19:11,951 | 00:19:13,686 | NOT FAST ENOUGH. | NOT FAST ENOUGH. |
403 | 00:19:13,720 | 00:19:15,255 | I'VE PUT YOU ON A DEADLINE. | I'VE PUT YOU ON A DEADLINE. |
404 | 00:19:15,288 | 00:19:16,823 | CHOP, CHOP, LITTLE PIGGY. | CHOP, CHOP, LITTLE PIGGY. |
405 | 00:19:16,856 | 00:19:18,258 | YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT. | YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT. |
406 | 00:19:18,291 | 00:19:23,563 | [MUNCHING, GNAWING] | [MUNCHING, GNAWING] |
407 | 00:19:23,596 | 00:19:25,798 | [PANTING] | [PANTING] |
408 | 00:19:25,832 | 00:19:27,234 | OH, DEAR. | OH, DEAR. |
409 | 00:19:27,267 | 00:19:29,569 | I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE THE MOTHERBOARD. | I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE THE MOTHERBOARD. |
410 | 00:19:29,602 | 00:19:32,372 | BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CADET. | BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CADET. |
411 | 00:19:32,405 | 00:19:37,043 | A DEEP, DARK, SOUL-SHREDDING SURPRISE. | A DEEP, DARK, SOUL-SHREDDING SURPRISE. |
412 | 00:19:37,076 | 00:19:39,279 | HEH HEH HEH. | HEH HEH HEH. |
413 | 00:19:42,114 | 00:19:43,483 | Dodgers: HATE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, | Dodgers: HATE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, |
414 | 00:19:43,516 | 00:19:47,754 | BUT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PICKING OUT A HIDING SPOT. | BUT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PICKING OUT A HIDING SPOT. |
415 | 00:19:47,787 | 00:19:49,922 | [SCREAMING] | [SCREAMING] |
416 | 00:19:57,364 | 00:20:02,535 | HO HO! A SPEEDY VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MY ESCAPE. | HO HO! A SPEEDY VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MY ESCAPE. |
417 | 00:20:08,275 | 00:20:10,777 | COME ON, YOU STUPID THING, GO FASTER. | COME ON, YOU STUPID THING, GO FASTER. |
418 | 00:20:14,414 | 00:20:16,215 | LOOK! DRAKE DARKSTAR IS ESCAPING | LOOK! DRAKE DARKSTAR IS ESCAPING |
419 | 00:20:16,249 | 00:20:18,985 | IN THAT SLOW-MOVING, ANACHRONISTIC GARBAGE TRUCK. | IN THAT SLOW-MOVING, ANACHRONISTIC GARBAGE TRUCK. |
420 | 00:20:19,018 | 00:20:22,054 | CLEVER, DARKSTAR. VERY CLEVER. | CLEVER, DARKSTAR. VERY CLEVER. |
421 | 00:20:22,088 | 00:20:23,390 | [SIRENS] | [SIRENS] |
422 | 00:20:26,092 | 00:20:27,794 | NOT GOOD. | NOT GOOD. |
423 | 00:20:30,930 | 00:20:32,565 | GIVE IT UP, CRIMINAL. | GIVE IT UP, CRIMINAL. |
424 | 00:20:34,934 | 00:20:35,968 | THERE'S MY SHIP. | THERE'S MY SHIP. |
425 | 00:20:38,738 | 00:20:44,277 | UH, GOT TO KEEP THIS MOTHERBOARD AWAY FROM THAT L-LUNATIC. | UH, GOT TO KEEP THIS MOTHERBOARD AWAY FROM THAT L-LUNATIC. |
426 | 00:20:44,311 | 00:20:47,847 | NOW I'VE GOT THE MOTHERBOARD, THE SHIP, | NOW I'VE GOT THE MOTHERBOARD, THE SHIP, |
427 | 00:20:47,880 | 00:20:50,216 | AND THE PIG BOY SIDEKICK. | AND THE PIG BOY SIDEKICK. |
428 | 00:20:50,249 | 00:20:52,719 | Dodgers: NOT SO FAST, DARKSTAR. | Dodgers: NOT SO FAST, DARKSTAR. |
429 | 00:20:52,752 | 00:20:55,822 | THAT'S MY SHIP AND MY PIG BOY SIDEKICK. | THAT'S MY SHIP AND MY PIG BOY SIDEKICK. |
430 | 00:20:55,855 | 00:20:57,223 | THE MOTHERBOARD IS A RENTAL. | THE MOTHERBOARD IS A RENTAL. |
431 | 00:20:57,256 | 00:20:59,025 | COME NOW, DODGERS. | COME NOW, DODGERS. |
432 | 00:20:59,058 | 00:21:01,928 | I'M THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE. | I'M THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE. |
433 | 00:21:01,961 | 00:21:04,931 | YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. | YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. |
434 | 00:21:04,964 | 00:21:06,699 | OK, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. | OK, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. |
435 | 00:21:06,733 | 00:21:08,267 | BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN. | BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN. |
436 | 00:21:08,301 | 00:21:09,836 | HI-YEEAH! | HI-YEEAH! |
437 | 00:21:15,808 | 00:21:17,810 | [PANTING] | [PANTING] |
438 | 00:21:21,581 | 00:21:23,683 | HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DARKSTAR. | HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DARKSTAR. |
439 | 00:21:23,716 | 00:21:27,654 | IT'S TIME TO LOCK THIS IMPOSTOR UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. | IT'S TIME TO LOCK THIS IMPOSTOR UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. |
440 | 00:21:27,687 | 00:21:30,490 | YOU'RE THE ONLY IMPOSTOR HERE, IMPOSTOR. | YOU'RE THE ONLY IMPOSTOR HERE, IMPOSTOR. |
441 | 00:21:30,523 | 00:21:31,791 | WE CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. | WE CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. |
442 | 00:21:31,824 | 00:21:34,694 | IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY DEJA VU. | IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY DEJA VU. |
443 | 00:21:34,727 | 00:21:37,697 | CADET, HELP THE FRIENDLY OFFICERS OUT, WOULD YOU? | CADET, HELP THE FRIENDLY OFFICERS OUT, WOULD YOU? |
444 | 00:21:37,730 | 00:21:41,368 | WELL, I GUESS I KNOW CAPTAIN DODGERS BETTER THAN ANYONE. | WELL, I GUESS I KNOW CAPTAIN DODGERS BETTER THAN ANYONE. |
445 | 00:21:41,401 | 00:21:42,402 | THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. | THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. |
446 | 00:21:42,435 | 00:21:44,236 | HE CAN PROVE I'M THE REAL ME. | HE CAN PROVE I'M THE REAL ME. |
447 | 00:21:44,270 | 00:21:45,838 | I DON'T KNOW. | I DON'T KNOW. |
448 | 00:21:45,872 | 00:21:48,808 | TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU SPACE LICE... | TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU SPACE LICE... |
449 | 00:21:48,841 | 00:21:50,710 | OR THE TIME YOU CAME OVER TO HELP ME MOVE | OR THE TIME YOU CAME OVER TO HELP ME MOVE |
450 | 00:21:50,743 | 00:21:53,880 | AND I FAKED HAVING A HERNIA-- REMEMBER THAT? | AND I FAKED HAVING A HERNIA-- REMEMBER THAT? |
451 | 00:21:53,913 | 00:21:55,147 | OH, YEAH. | OH, YEAH. |
452 | 00:21:55,181 | 00:21:56,483 | HEY, I KNOW-- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME | HEY, I KNOW-- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME |
453 | 00:21:56,516 | 00:21:58,618 | I SOLD YOUR SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. | I SOLD YOUR SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. |
454 | 00:21:58,651 | 00:22:02,288 | YOU SOLD HIS SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY? | YOU SOLD HIS SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY? |
455 | 00:22:02,321 | 00:22:05,057 | DUDE, THAT'S COLD. | DUDE, THAT'S COLD. |
456 | 00:22:06,926 | 00:22:10,363 | IT'S--GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE REAL DUCK DODGERS | IT'S--GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE REAL DUCK DODGERS |
457 | 00:22:10,397 | 00:22:11,764 | RIGHT THERE. | RIGHT THERE. |
458 | 00:22:11,798 | 00:22:13,600 | WHAT!? YOU FINK. | WHAT!? YOU FINK. |
459 | 00:22:13,633 | 00:22:15,368 | DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING. | DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING. |
460 | 00:22:15,402 | 00:22:16,503 | GET HIM, BOYS! | GET HIM, BOYS! |
461 | 00:22:16,536 | 00:22:18,405 | HEY, I'M THE REAL DODGERS! | HEY, I'M THE REAL DODGERS! |
462 | 00:22:18,438 | 00:22:20,306 | TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME I TOLD THAT KID | TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME I TOLD THAT KID |
463 | 00:22:20,339 | 00:22:22,241 | TO PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE TOILET! | TO PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE TOILET! |
464 | 00:22:22,274 | 00:22:24,544 | OR THE TIME I STARCHED YOUR TAIL. | OR THE TIME I STARCHED YOUR TAIL. |
465 | 00:22:24,577 | 00:22:27,113 | WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE MUCH NICER TO ME | WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE MUCH NICER TO ME |
466 | 00:22:27,146 | 00:22:30,450 | THAN CAPTAIN DODGERS EVER WAS. | THAN CAPTAIN DODGERS EVER WAS. |