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1 00:00:05,773 00:00:09,677 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE *
2 00:00:09,710 00:00:12,012 * DIVIDE * DIVIDE
3 00:00:13,714 00:00:15,783 * BUT HOW * BUT HOW
4 00:00:15,816 00:00:17,818 * WOULD THE UNIVERSE * WOULD THE UNIVERSE
5 00:00:17,851 00:00:21,622 * SURVIVE? * SURVIVE?
6 00:00:21,655 00:00:28,028 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:00:31,632 00:00:34,535 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
8 00:00:34,568 00:00:36,670 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
9 00:00:38,706 00:00:42,676 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING *
10 00:00:42,710 00:00:45,045 * TYRANNY * TYRANNY
11 00:00:46,914 00:00:49,016 * IN THE 24th * IN THE 24th
12 00:00:49,049 00:00:52,786 * AND 1/2 CENTURY * AND 1/2 CENTURY
13 00:01:16,644 00:01:18,846 Duck Dodgers: DON'T MESS THIS UP, CADET. Duck Dodgers: DON'T MESS THIS UP, CADET.
14 00:01:18,879 00:01:22,383 THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN AMBASSADOR OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH. THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN AMBASSADOR OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH.
15 00:01:22,416 00:01:25,052 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE R-RIGHT COORDINATES? ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE R-RIGHT COORDINATES?
16 00:01:25,085 00:01:27,555 ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY? ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?
17 00:01:27,588 00:01:30,658 I SURE AM, 'CAUSE THIS PLACE LOOKS SCARY. I SURE AM, 'CAUSE THIS PLACE LOOKS SCARY.
18 00:01:33,361 00:01:36,664 AND IT SEEMS A-AB-ABANDONED, TOO. AND IT SEEMS A-AB-ABANDONED, TOO.
19 00:01:36,697 00:01:37,998 ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
20 00:01:38,031 00:01:40,201 IT'S PROBABLY TEEMING WITH LIFE. IT'S PROBABLY TEEMING WITH LIFE.
21 00:01:41,835 00:01:43,371 Dodgers: ANYBODY HOME? Dodgers: ANYBODY HOME?
22 00:01:43,404 00:01:44,872 Cadet: NO. Cadet: NO.
23 00:01:48,242 00:01:50,478 Dodgers: IT APPEARS TO BE THE ENTRANCE Dodgers: IT APPEARS TO BE THE ENTRANCE
24 00:01:50,511 00:01:52,513 TO SOME SORT OF MEETING CENTER. TO SOME SORT OF MEETING CENTER.
25 00:01:52,546 00:01:55,149 WITH A STRANGE SENSE OF FOREBODING AND FEAR, WITH A STRANGE SENSE OF FOREBODING AND FEAR,
26 00:01:55,183 00:01:56,917 I AM DRAWN TOWARD IT, I AM DRAWN TOWARD IT,
27 00:01:56,950 00:01:59,587 AS IF BY SOME MYSTERIOUS FORCE. AS IF BY SOME MYSTERIOUS FORCE.
28 00:01:59,620 00:02:00,988 REALLY? REALLY?
29 00:02:01,021 00:02:03,123 NAH, JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. NAH, JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.
30 00:02:07,895 00:02:09,630 THERE'S NOBODY HERE. LET'S GO. THERE'S NOBODY HERE. LET'S GO.
31 00:02:09,663 00:02:12,800 BUT LOOK. SOMEONE SET A TABLE FOR US. BUT LOOK. SOMEONE SET A TABLE FOR US.
32 00:02:12,833 00:02:15,068 GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
33 00:02:15,102 00:02:17,171 NO! INTRODUCE ME. NO! INTRODUCE ME.
34 00:02:18,806 00:02:20,341 INTRODUCING HIS EXCELLENCY, INTRODUCING HIS EXCELLENCY,
35 00:02:20,374 00:02:22,510 THE AMBASSADOR FROM PLANET EARTH, THE AMBASSADOR FROM PLANET EARTH,
36 00:02:22,543 00:02:23,944 D-DUCK DODGERS. D-DUCK DODGERS.
37 00:02:23,977 00:02:25,813 SORRY. NO ANSWER. SORRY. NO ANSWER.
38 00:02:25,846 00:02:27,114 SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
39 00:02:27,147 00:02:28,616 PUT SOME OOMPH IN IT. PUT SOME OOMPH IN IT.
40 00:02:28,649 00:02:30,184 [SCREECHING] [SCREECHING]
41 00:02:32,886 00:02:35,256 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.
42 00:02:35,289 00:02:37,958 I AM COUNT MUERTE. I AM COUNT MUERTE.
43 00:02:37,991 00:02:40,994 EH, B-B--HI THERE. EH, B-B--HI THERE.
44 00:02:41,028 00:02:43,964 I'M C-C-CAD-D-- I'M C-C-CAD-D--
45 00:02:43,997 00:02:45,933 GO ON. YOU ARE? GO ON. YOU ARE?
46 00:02:45,966 00:02:47,468 HE'S NOBODY. NOTHING. HE'S NOBODY. NOTHING.
47 00:02:47,501 00:02:50,471 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM THE AMBASSADOR OF PLANET EARTH, I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM THE AMBASSADOR OF PLANET EARTH,
48 00:02:50,504 00:02:52,172 HIS EXCELLENCY... UH-HUH. HIS EXCELLENCY... UH-HUH.
49 00:02:52,206 00:02:53,974 THE GRAND... YES. THE GRAND... YES.
50 00:02:54,007 00:02:55,443 SUPREME... GO ON. SUPREME... GO ON.
51 00:02:55,476 00:02:56,810 AMBASSADOR, AMBASSADOR,
52 00:02:56,844 00:02:58,546 DUCK DODGERS! DUCK DODGERS!
53 00:02:58,579 00:03:00,080 GREAT. AND YOU? GREAT. AND YOU?
54 00:03:00,113 00:03:03,284 MY LITTLE TUBBY FRIEND, WHO MIGHT YOU BE? MY LITTLE TUBBY FRIEND, WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
55 00:03:03,317 00:03:05,753 HE'S THE CADET, WHO IS NOT AN AMBASSADOR. HE'S THE CADET, WHO IS NOT AN AMBASSADOR.
56 00:03:05,786 00:03:07,755 HOW RUDE OF ME. HOW RUDE OF ME.
57 00:03:07,788 00:03:10,491 I HAVE HAD THIS BANQUET PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR. I HAVE HAD THIS BANQUET PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR.
58 00:03:10,524 00:03:11,359 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
59 00:03:11,392 00:03:12,960 AND YOU, CADET, COME DOWN HERE AND YOU, CADET, COME DOWN HERE
60 00:03:12,993 00:03:16,597 AND SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, EH? AND SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, EH?
61 00:03:18,632 00:03:20,368 TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF. TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.
62 00:03:20,401 00:03:22,303 THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT YOU THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT YOU
63 00:03:22,336 00:03:25,205 IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AN AMBASSADOR. IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AN AMBASSADOR.
64 00:03:26,139 00:03:28,175 WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL.
65 00:03:28,208 00:03:30,278 I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM THE ACADEMY. I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM THE ACADEMY.
66 00:03:30,311 00:03:31,545 I'M AN EXPERT. I'M AN EXPERT.
67 00:03:31,579 00:03:34,815 EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME KETCHUP DOWN HERE. EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME KETCHUP DOWN HERE.
68 00:03:34,848 00:03:36,384 ANYBODY? HELLO? ANYBODY? HELLO?
69 00:03:36,417 00:03:39,287 THAT'S HOW I ENDED W-WORLD HUNGER. THAT'S HOW I ENDED W-WORLD HUNGER.
70 00:03:39,320 00:03:41,555 OK, CADET, TIME FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP OK, CADET, TIME FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP
71 00:03:41,589 00:03:43,924 AND DO THAT REGULARLY SCHEDULED THING. AND DO THAT REGULARLY SCHEDULED THING.
72 00:03:43,957 00:03:45,293 BYE. BYE.
73 00:03:45,326 00:03:48,128 EVERY TIME I TELL THAT WORLD HUNGER STORY, EVERY TIME I TELL THAT WORLD HUNGER STORY,
74 00:03:48,161 00:03:51,131 I HAVE TO GO PURGE THE SHIP'S SEPTIC SYSTEM. I HAVE TO GO PURGE THE SHIP'S SEPTIC SYSTEM.
75 00:03:51,164 00:03:52,700 THIS'LL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO TALK. THIS'LL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO TALK.
76 00:03:52,733 00:03:55,102 YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US. YOU GO FIRST. YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US. YOU GO FIRST.
77 00:03:55,135 00:03:56,704 ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EARTH? ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EARTH?
78 00:03:56,737 00:03:57,705 WHY, YES. WHY, YES.
79 00:03:57,738 00:03:59,573 HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY THE CADET WEIGHS? HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY THE CADET WEIGHS?
80 00:03:59,607 00:04:01,575 HAVE YOU MEASURED HIS BODY-FAT RATIO? HAVE YOU MEASURED HIS BODY-FAT RATIO?
81 00:04:01,609 00:04:03,411 WHAT IS HIS CHOLESTEROL COUNT? WHAT IS HIS CHOLESTEROL COUNT?
82 00:04:03,444 00:04:06,447 LOOK, BUB, I DIDN'T COME CLEAR ACROSS THE GALAXY LOOK, BUB, I DIDN'T COME CLEAR ACROSS THE GALAXY
83 00:04:06,480 00:04:09,249 TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT MY PIG IS. TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT MY PIG IS.
84 00:04:09,283 00:04:11,719 I, MYSELF, AM THIN AS A RAIL. I, MYSELF, AM THIN AS A RAIL.
85 00:04:11,752 00:04:13,253 FIT AS A FIDDLE. FIT AS A FIDDLE.
86 00:04:14,221 00:04:16,324 AAH! GET IT OFF OF ME! AAH! GET IT OFF OF ME!
87 00:04:16,357 00:04:19,159 IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF SEMI-FIRM TOFU. IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF SEMI-FIRM TOFU.
88 00:04:19,192 00:04:22,062 MMM. CHEWY, YET TASTELESS. MMM. CHEWY, YET TASTELESS.
89 00:04:22,095 00:04:23,764 SILENCE! SILENCE!
90 00:04:23,797 00:04:25,232 YES, MASTER. YES, MASTER.
91 00:04:25,265 00:04:29,002 YOUR HEALTHY FOODS ARE POISON TO ME, YOUR HEALTHY FOODS ARE POISON TO ME,
92 00:04:29,036 00:04:32,773 FOR I AM A FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE! FOR I AM A FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE!
93 00:04:32,806 00:04:36,076 I SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE FAT OF THE LIVING, I SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE FAT OF THE LIVING,
94 00:04:36,109 00:04:40,213 SO YOU MUST LURE YOUR CADET TO ME. SO YOU MUST LURE YOUR CADET TO ME.
95 00:04:40,247 00:04:42,583 YES, MY DARK MASTER. YES, MY DARK MASTER.
96 00:04:42,616 00:04:46,186 I WILL CAPTURE THE CADET FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SUCK, I WILL CAPTURE THE CADET FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SUCK,
97 00:04:46,219 00:04:48,489 SUCK, SUCK HIS FAT! SUCK, SUCK HIS FAT!
98 00:04:48,522 00:04:52,693 DELICIOUS PIGGY FAT. HEH HEH HEH! DELICIOUS PIGGY FAT. HEH HEH HEH!
99 00:04:54,227 00:04:56,229 HELLO, CAPTAIN? HELLO, CAPTAIN?
100 00:04:56,263 00:04:59,199 HELLO, THERE, PIGGY BOY. HELLO, THERE, PIGGY BOY.
101 00:04:59,232 00:05:01,001 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
102 00:05:01,034 00:05:05,205 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HITTING THE M-MOLDAVIAN PUNCH AGAIN, HAVE YOU? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HITTING THE M-MOLDAVIAN PUNCH AGAIN, HAVE YOU?
103 00:05:05,238 00:05:06,807 HEH HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH HEH!
104 00:05:06,840 00:05:08,776 SO FUNNY, YOUR JOKES. SO FUNNY, YOUR JOKES.
105 00:05:08,809 00:05:12,380 NOW SIT, JUICY DINNER, IN COMFY CHAIR. NOW SIT, JUICY DINNER, IN COMFY CHAIR.
106 00:05:12,413 00:05:16,817 AND I COMING BACK WITH SNACK FOR YOU. AND I COMING BACK WITH SNACK FOR YOU.
107 00:05:16,850 00:05:18,652 DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!
108 00:05:18,686 00:05:22,623 HE'S SURE ACTING STRA--STRAN--N-NUTTY. HE'S SURE ACTING STRA--STRAN--N-NUTTY.
109 00:05:27,795 00:05:29,763 [HISSING] [HISSING]
110 00:05:29,797 00:05:31,164 WHY, HELLO. WHY, HELLO.
111 00:05:31,198 00:05:33,233 I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD COMPANY. HA HA HA! I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD COMPANY. HA HA HA!
112 00:05:33,266 00:05:35,068 YOU LADIES LOOK HUNGRY. YOU LADIES LOOK HUNGRY.
113 00:05:35,102 00:05:36,870 HUNGRY. HUNGRY.
114 00:05:36,904 00:05:38,171 YES. YES.
115 00:05:38,205 00:05:41,208 SO VERY HUNGRY. SO VERY HUNGRY.
116 00:05:41,241 00:05:43,076 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!
117 00:05:43,110 00:05:45,546 THE MASTER SO PLEASED WILL BE. THE MASTER SO PLEASED WILL BE.
118 00:05:45,579 00:05:49,282 HI, CAPTAIN. HAVE A SNAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY. HI, CAPTAIN. HAVE A SNAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY.
119 00:05:49,316 00:05:51,819 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
120 00:05:51,852 00:05:54,388 WHY DID YOU NOT DETAIN HIM FOR THE MASTER? WHY DID YOU NOT DETAIN HIM FOR THE MASTER?
121 00:05:54,422 00:05:56,557 HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY.
122 00:05:56,590 00:05:59,560 HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS.
123 00:05:59,593 00:06:03,964 YEAH. WE MOSTLY GET THE CRAZY BUG-EATING TYPES. YEAH. WE MOSTLY GET THE CRAZY BUG-EATING TYPES.
124 00:06:08,068 00:06:10,203 [THUNDER] [THUNDER]
125 00:06:10,237 00:06:13,106 WOULD YOU HAVE MY DELICIOUS PIG MEAL? WOULD YOU HAVE MY DELICIOUS PIG MEAL?
126 00:06:13,140 00:06:15,242 WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, MY MASTER, WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, MY MASTER,
127 00:06:15,275 00:06:16,677 NO. NO.
128 00:06:16,710 00:06:18,245 All: DADDY, All: DADDY,
129 00:06:18,278 00:06:21,014 ARE WE GOING TO GO HUNGRY TONIGHT? ARE WE GOING TO GO HUNGRY TONIGHT?
130 00:06:21,048 00:06:25,819 I'M AFRAID ALL I CAN OFFER YOU IS A LIGHT SNACK. I'M AFRAID ALL I CAN OFFER YOU IS A LIGHT SNACK.
131 00:06:25,853 00:06:28,388 LET'S THIS LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE DISCUSS. LET'S THIS LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE DISCUSS.
132 00:06:28,422 00:06:32,292 Dodgers: AARGH! CUT IT OUT. I'M TICKLISH. Dodgers: AARGH! CUT IT OUT. I'M TICKLISH.
133 00:06:32,325 00:06:33,694 [DODGERS LAUGHING] [DODGERS LAUGHING]
134 00:06:38,298 00:06:39,867 HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!
135 00:06:39,900 00:06:42,936 NOT THIS PLAN SHALL FAIL THE MASTER. NOT THIS PLAN SHALL FAIL THE MASTER.
136 00:06:46,674 00:06:48,141 OUCH! OUCH!
137 00:06:51,278 00:06:55,015 THE PIGGY BOY NO ESCAPE THIS TRAP. THE PIGGY BOY NO ESCAPE THIS TRAP.
138 00:06:55,048 00:06:57,217 COME, MY SLEEPY PIGGY. COME, MY SLEEPY PIGGY.
139 00:06:57,250 00:07:00,654 A BED I MADE FOR YOU. A BED I MADE FOR YOU.
140 00:07:00,688 00:07:03,356 THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT TIRED. THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT TIRED.
141 00:07:03,390 00:07:04,658 YES, YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!
142 00:07:04,692 00:07:09,296 I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE VERY HEAVY. I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE VERY HEAVY.
143 00:07:09,329 00:07:12,933 WELL, MAYBE I'M A LIT-- A LITTLE TIRED. WELL, MAYBE I'M A LIT-- A LITTLE TIRED.
144 00:07:12,966 00:07:15,202 HERE IS YOUR BED. HERE IS YOUR BED.
145 00:07:15,235 00:07:17,237 SLEEP, PIG. SLEEP, PIG.
146 00:07:17,270 00:07:18,438 CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER FIRST? CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER FIRST?
147 00:07:18,472 00:07:20,240 DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.
148 00:07:20,273 00:07:21,509 HERE. DRINK. HERE. DRINK.
149 00:07:21,542 00:07:24,277 DRINK IT ALL, SLEEPY PIG. DRINK IT ALL, SLEEPY PIG.
150 00:07:24,311 00:07:26,379 THERE. SLEEP, MY PIG. THERE. SLEEP, MY PIG.
151 00:07:26,413 00:07:28,849 SAY, I FORGOT TO B-BRUSH MY-- SAY, I FORGOT TO B-BRUSH MY--
152 00:07:28,882 00:07:31,585 OH, BRUSHING, BRUSHING, BRUSHING STINKY PIGGY TEETH. OH, BRUSHING, BRUSHING, BRUSHING STINKY PIGGY TEETH.
153 00:07:31,619 00:07:34,788 MAKE SO CLEAN. THERE. MAKE SO CLEAN. THERE.
154 00:07:34,822 00:07:37,725 HEH HEH! NOW YOU LAY DOWN. HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH! NOW YOU LAY DOWN. HEH HEH HEH!
155 00:07:37,758 00:07:40,427 I REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. I REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
156 00:07:40,460 00:07:44,431 THAT I WILL NOT DO FOR YOU. THAT I WILL NOT DO FOR YOU.
157 00:07:44,464 00:07:45,332 HURRY BACK. HURRY BACK.
158 00:07:45,365 00:07:46,967 [TOILET FLUSHES] [TOILET FLUSHES]
159 00:07:47,000 00:07:51,371 THIS ALL COMES FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING WATER BEFORE BEDTIME. THIS ALL COMES FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING WATER BEFORE BEDTIME.
160 00:07:51,404 00:07:53,373 WHERE WAS I? WHERE WAS I?
161 00:07:53,406 00:07:56,610 OH, YES. I WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. OH, YES. I WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN.
162 00:07:56,644 00:07:59,312 NOW YOU LAY DOWN. NOW YOU LAY DOWN.
163 00:07:59,346 00:08:01,114 I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOTHER AND-- I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOTHER AND--
164 00:08:01,148 00:08:03,517 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, MR. PIG? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, MR. PIG?
165 00:08:03,551 00:08:06,053 GOING TO SLEEP IS SIMPLE. GOING TO SLEEP IS SIMPLE.
166 00:08:06,086 00:08:09,222 YOU JUST HOP INTO BED YOU JUST HOP INTO BED
167 00:08:09,256 00:08:11,358 AND THINK HAPPY, PEACEFUL-- AND THINK HAPPY, PEACEFUL--
168 00:08:11,391 00:08:13,126 AAH! OHH! AAH! OHH!
169 00:08:13,160 00:08:15,596 [GROANING] [GROANING]
170 00:08:15,629 00:08:18,331 UH, CAPTAIN? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? UH, CAPTAIN? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
171 00:08:18,365 00:08:20,300 I LOST 6 INCHES OFF MY WAIST, I LOST 6 INCHES OFF MY WAIST,
172 00:08:20,333 00:08:22,202 AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
173 00:08:22,235 00:08:23,604 YOU MUST BE AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU MUST BE AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
174 00:08:23,637 00:08:24,538 I'LL GET YOU A PILLOW. I'LL GET YOU A PILLOW.
175 00:08:24,572 00:08:27,240 THANK YOU, NICE PIG BOY. THANK YOU, NICE PIG BOY.
176 00:08:27,274 00:08:29,910 Count Muerte: MMM. PORK FAT PIE. Count Muerte: MMM. PORK FAT PIE.
177 00:08:29,943 00:08:31,478 PORK FAT PUDDING. PORK FAT PUDDING.
178 00:08:31,511 00:08:33,046 PORK FAT FLAMBE. PORK FAT FLAMBE.
179 00:08:33,080 00:08:36,283 I WONDER IF THAT IMBECILE HAS CAPTURED MY DINNER. I WONDER IF THAT IMBECILE HAS CAPTURED MY DINNER.
180 00:08:38,051 00:08:41,655 [SINGING] [SINGING]
181 00:08:41,689 00:08:46,193 NEVER SEND AN IMBECILE TO DO A VAMPIRE'S JOB. NEVER SEND AN IMBECILE TO DO A VAMPIRE'S JOB.
182 00:08:46,226 00:08:48,095 OH, CAPTAIN. OH, CAPTAIN.
183 00:08:48,128 00:08:49,997 I'VE GOT YOU A PLUSHY PILLOW. I'VE GOT YOU A PLUSHY PILLOW.
184 00:08:50,030 00:08:51,932 [GROWL] [GROWL]
185 00:08:55,068 00:08:56,103 AAH! AAH!
186 00:08:56,136 00:08:57,237 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
187 00:09:05,112 00:09:06,146 [PANTING] [PANTING]
188 00:09:08,716 00:09:11,785 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUICY DINNER? WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUICY DINNER?
189 00:09:11,819 00:09:14,187 DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND. DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND.
190 00:09:14,221 00:09:16,990 IT'LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE. IT'LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE.
191 00:09:18,058 00:09:20,994 YES. YES.
192 00:09:23,964 00:09:25,766 AHH... AHH...
193 00:09:25,799 00:09:28,268 [BURP] [BURP]
194 00:09:28,301 00:09:30,003 [GAGS] [GAGS]
195 00:09:30,037 00:09:31,338 RIGOR... RIGOR...
196 00:09:31,371 00:09:33,340 MORTIS. MORTIS.
197 00:09:33,373 00:09:35,342 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
198 00:09:39,046 00:09:41,314 MASTER? MASTER?
199 00:09:41,348 00:09:42,449 CADET? CADET?
200 00:09:42,482 00:09:44,451 CADET? CADET?
201 00:09:44,484 00:09:45,819 CADET! CADET!
202 00:09:45,853 00:09:48,689 OH, POOR LITTLE HAPLESS FOOL. OH, POOR LITTLE HAPLESS FOOL.
203 00:09:48,722 00:09:50,390 I WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS. I WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS.
204 00:09:50,423 00:09:51,792 OH, CAPTAIN. OH, CAPTAIN.
205 00:09:51,825 00:09:54,061 ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP? ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP?
206 00:09:54,094 00:09:55,729 YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'RE ALIVE!
207 00:09:55,763 00:09:58,498 I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN BY THAT SPOOKY CREEP. I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN BY THAT SPOOKY CREEP.
208 00:09:58,531 00:10:00,200 OH, HE DIDN'T EAT ME. OH, HE DIDN'T EAT ME.
209 00:10:00,233 00:10:03,436 I TRICKED HIM INTO EATING A DECOY MADE OF FAT-FREE CHEESE, I TRICKED HIM INTO EATING A DECOY MADE OF FAT-FREE CHEESE,
210 00:10:03,470 00:10:06,273 WHEAT GERM, AND SEMI-FIRM TOFU. WHEAT GERM, AND SEMI-FIRM TOFU.
211 00:10:06,306 00:10:09,677 I GUESS HEALTHY FOODS REALLY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. I GUESS HEALTHY FOODS REALLY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM.
212 00:10:09,710 00:10:11,011 YES, WELL, THE NEXT TIME YES, WELL, THE NEXT TIME
213 00:10:11,044 00:10:14,081 WE RUN ACROSS A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN RACE, WE RUN ACROSS A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN RACE,
214 00:10:14,114 00:10:16,316 YOU BE THE AMBASSADOR. YOU BE THE AMBASSADOR.
215 00:10:42,876 00:10:44,511 YES? YES?
216 00:10:44,544 00:10:45,545 I'VE GOT A PRISONER FOR YOU. I'VE GOT A PRISONER FOR YOU.
217 00:10:45,578 00:10:47,981 DRAKE DARKSTAR. DRAKE DARKSTAR.
218 00:10:48,015 00:10:49,616 I HEARD HE WAS COMING MY WAY. I HEARD HE WAS COMING MY WAY.
219 00:10:49,649 00:10:51,051 DON'T YOU HAVE A RECEPTION TEAM? DON'T YOU HAVE A RECEPTION TEAM?
220 00:10:51,084 00:10:52,052 ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
221 00:10:52,085 00:10:54,654 I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THIS GUY. I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THIS GUY.
222 00:10:54,688 00:10:56,123 SADDLE UP, BOYS. SADDLE UP, BOYS.
223 00:10:56,156 00:10:58,325 TAKE YOUR POSITIONS. TAKE YOUR POSITIONS.
224 00:10:58,358 00:11:00,293 BRING IN THE TRANSPORT POD. BRING IN THE TRANSPORT POD.
225 00:11:07,600 00:11:09,870 SET SHOCK STICKS TO FULL CHARGE. SET SHOCK STICKS TO FULL CHARGE.
226 00:11:12,572 00:11:14,875 SECURE THOSE PLASMA RESTRAINTS. SECURE THOSE PLASMA RESTRAINTS.
227 00:11:16,176 00:11:17,745 HURRY! HURRY!
228 00:11:19,947 00:11:22,082 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
229 00:11:24,651 00:11:26,086 HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE!
230 00:11:29,589 00:11:30,791 NO. NO.
231 00:11:32,325 00:11:33,593 HELLO, BOYS. HELLO, BOYS.
232 00:11:33,626 00:11:35,295 AAH! AAH!
233 00:11:38,732 00:11:41,701 CADET, WHAT'S OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL? CADET, WHAT'S OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL?
234 00:11:41,735 00:11:44,772 OUR E.T.A. TO THE PRISON STATION IS 3 MINUTES. OUR E.T.A. TO THE PRISON STATION IS 3 MINUTES.
235 00:11:44,805 00:11:46,206 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING?
236 00:11:46,239 00:11:47,407 TOILET PAPER. TOILET PAPER.
237 00:11:47,440 00:11:48,842 TOILET PAPER? TOILET PAPER?
238 00:11:48,876 00:11:53,713 426,000 ROLLS OF SOFT-TEE BRAND TOILET PAPER. 426,000 ROLLS OF SOFT-TEE BRAND TOILET PAPER.
239 00:11:53,747 00:11:56,649 THE SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLEST TOILET PAPER THE SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLEST TOILET PAPER
240 00:11:56,683 00:11:59,152 MONEY CAN BUY. NOW WITH ALOE. MONEY CAN BUY. NOW WITH ALOE.
241 00:11:59,186 00:12:00,788 GIMME THAT. GIMME THAT.
242 00:12:00,821 00:12:04,691 "426,000 ROLLS SOFT-TEE TOILET PAPER FOR DELIVERY TO--" "426,000 ROLLS SOFT-TEE TOILET PAPER FOR DELIVERY TO--"
243 00:12:04,724 00:12:06,726 I'M A PAPER BOY! I'M A PAPER BOY!
244 00:12:06,760 00:12:08,628 A TOILET PAPER BOY. A TOILET PAPER BOY.
245 00:12:08,661 00:12:12,232 I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND NOW I'M REDUCED TO THIS DISGRACE. I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND NOW I'M REDUCED TO THIS DISGRACE.
246 00:12:12,265 00:12:15,035 I'M GLAD MY MOTHER'S NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS. I'M GLAD MY MOTHER'S NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS.
247 00:12:15,068 00:12:18,671 SHE WASHED FLOORS IN THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT BUILDING SHE WASHED FLOORS IN THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT BUILDING
248 00:12:18,705 00:12:20,073 FOR 40 LONG YEARS FOR 40 LONG YEARS
249 00:12:20,107 00:12:23,376 JUST SO I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT... JUST SO I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT...
250 00:12:23,410 00:12:25,645 AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
251 00:12:25,678 00:12:27,815 HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
252 00:12:30,050 00:12:31,819 HUH? HUH?
253 00:12:32,719 00:12:34,621 WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
254 00:12:34,654 00:12:35,956 IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLEST, IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLEST,
255 00:12:35,989 00:12:39,159 AND THAT ALOE DID FEEL GOOD ON MY EYELID. AND THAT ALOE DID FEEL GOOD ON MY EYELID.
256 00:12:41,228 00:12:43,363 [SIRENS] [SIRENS]
257 00:12:43,396 00:12:44,764 LOOK SHARP, MEN. LOOK SHARP, MEN.
258 00:12:44,798 00:12:47,567 DARKSTAR'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. DARKSTAR'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
259 00:12:47,600 00:12:50,370 YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG. YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG.
260 00:12:57,610 00:13:01,548 THE SOONER I GET THIS INDIGNITY OVER WITH, THE BETTER. THE SOONER I GET THIS INDIGNITY OVER WITH, THE BETTER.
261 00:13:04,751 00:13:06,086 THEY MUST BE EXPECTING ME. THEY MUST BE EXPECTING ME.
262 00:13:06,119 00:13:08,221 BET THEY RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. BET THEY RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
263 00:13:08,255 00:13:10,623 YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THIS STUFF IS YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THIS STUFF IS
264 00:13:10,657 00:13:12,792 TILL YOU'RE SITTING THERE STRANDED. TILL YOU'RE SITTING THERE STRANDED.
265 00:13:12,826 00:13:15,162 I'LL JUST DROP MY LOAD AND BE ON MY WAY. I'LL JUST DROP MY LOAD AND BE ON MY WAY.
266 00:13:15,195 00:13:18,331 ON MY WAY TO A NEW AND MORE GLORIOUS LIFE OF CRIME ON MY WAY TO A NEW AND MORE GLORIOUS LIFE OF CRIME
267 00:13:18,365 00:13:19,867 WHERE MEN FEAR ME... WHERE MEN FEAR ME...
268 00:13:19,900 00:13:22,269 AND TOILET PAPER IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY. AND TOILET PAPER IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY.
269 00:13:22,302 00:13:26,006 A LAND THAT WILL LIVE IN TERROR AND SHUDDER IN FEAR. A LAND THAT WILL LIVE IN TERROR AND SHUDDER IN FEAR.
270 00:13:26,039 00:13:28,475 WHENEVER THERE'S A TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, WHENEVER THERE'S A TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE,
271 00:13:28,508 00:13:29,409 THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL. THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL.
272 00:13:29,442 00:13:31,111 DRAKE DARKSTAR, DRAKE DARKSTAR,
273 00:13:31,144 00:13:33,013 MASTER VILLAIN AND EVIL-DOER. MASTER VILLAIN AND EVIL-DOER.
274 00:13:33,046 00:13:34,714 Man: AND HE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON HIS OWN. Man: AND HE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON HIS OWN.
275 00:13:34,747 00:13:36,349 NO MORE DIAPERS. NO MORE DIAPERS.
276 00:13:36,383 00:13:40,120 THEY SENT THE RIGHT DUCK TO REMEDY THIS DIRE SITUATION. THEY SENT THE RIGHT DUCK TO REMEDY THIS DIRE SITUATION.
277 00:13:40,153 00:13:42,089 [CRASH] [CRASH]
278 00:13:42,122 00:13:43,891 [BEEPING] [BEEPING]
279 00:13:43,924 00:13:46,393 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
280 00:13:49,762 00:13:51,331 GOT HIM! GOT HIM!
281 00:13:51,364 00:13:53,366 [SIREN] [SIREN]
282 00:13:54,767 00:13:57,104 HEY, BOYS, SORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE, HEY, BOYS, SORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
283 00:13:57,137 00:13:59,406 BUT AT LEAST I BROUGHT YOU THE TOILET PAPER. BUT AT LEAST I BROUGHT YOU THE TOILET PAPER.
284 00:13:59,439 00:14:01,474 ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO SIGN FOR THE T.P., ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO SIGN FOR THE T.P.,
285 00:14:01,508 00:14:03,010 AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
286 00:14:03,043 00:14:05,812 OR, IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID FINANCE CHARGES, OR, IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID FINANCE CHARGES,
287 00:14:05,845 00:14:07,447 YOU CAN PAY ME DIRECTLY. YOU CAN PAY ME DIRECTLY.
288 00:14:07,480 00:14:12,085 AH, THIS HAPLESS FOOL LOOKS LIKE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE. AH, THIS HAPLESS FOOL LOOKS LIKE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE.
289 00:14:13,653 00:14:15,622 WATCH THE THREADS, SLICK. WATCH THE THREADS, SLICK.
290 00:14:15,655 00:14:17,824 I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FINANCE CHARGES. I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FINANCE CHARGES.
291 00:14:17,857 00:14:19,792 SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
292 00:14:19,826 00:14:22,395 REALLY? YEAH, LIKE A GUY I KNOW. REALLY? YEAH, LIKE A GUY I KNOW.
293 00:14:22,429 00:14:25,798 I'LL BET HE ALWAYS HAS A STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE. I'LL BET HE ALWAYS HAS A STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE.
294 00:14:25,832 00:14:26,833 LIKE THIS. LIKE THIS.
295 00:14:26,866 00:14:29,269 YEAH, YEAH, STUPID LIKE THAT. YEAH, YEAH, STUPID LIKE THAT.
296 00:14:29,302 00:14:31,638 SAY, CAN YOU DO JACK NICHOLSON? SAY, CAN YOU DO JACK NICHOLSON?
297 00:14:31,671 00:14:35,642 [IMITATING NICHOLSON] SO, YOU WANNA SEE THE STARS, DO YA? [IMITATING NICHOLSON] SO, YOU WANNA SEE THE STARS, DO YA?
298 00:14:35,675 00:14:38,811 WOW! YOU'RE TERRIFIC. WOW! YOU'RE TERRIFIC.
299 00:14:38,845 00:14:40,113 THERE. THERE.
300 00:14:40,147 00:14:42,815 NOW THAT I'VE FULFILLED YOUR REQUEST, NOW THAT I'VE FULFILLED YOUR REQUEST,
301 00:14:42,849 00:14:44,384 I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN.
302 00:14:44,417 00:14:48,721 I'D LIKE TO TRADE CLOTHES AND IDENTITIES, OK? I'D LIKE TO TRADE CLOTHES AND IDENTITIES, OK?
303 00:14:48,755 00:14:50,390 OK. OK.
304 00:14:50,423 00:14:53,326 SIR, WE'VE GOT A CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF DARKSTAR. SIR, WE'VE GOT A CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF DARKSTAR.
305 00:14:53,360 00:14:55,728 AND HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER. AND HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER.
306 00:14:55,762 00:14:58,431 HE'S ONE SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL. HE'S ONE SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL.
307 00:14:58,465 00:15:00,500 TA TA, DUCK DODGERS-- TA TA, DUCK DODGERS--
308 00:15:00,533 00:15:02,835 I MEAN, DRAKE DARKSTAR. I MEAN, DRAKE DARKSTAR.
309 00:15:02,869 00:15:05,172 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
310 00:15:05,205 00:15:06,473 OHH... OHH...
311 00:15:06,506 00:15:10,810 THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, I WOKE UP IN TIJUANA. THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, I WOKE UP IN TIJUANA.
312 00:15:10,843 00:15:13,813 REACH FOR THE SKY, SCUMBAG. REACH FOR THE SKY, SCUMBAG.
313 00:15:13,846 00:15:16,083 YEP, TIJUANA. YEP, TIJUANA.
314 00:15:16,116 00:15:19,019 FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE. FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE.
315 00:15:19,052 00:15:21,721 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.
316 00:15:21,754 00:15:25,892 I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLAIM TO BE DUCK DODGERS, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLAIM TO BE DUCK DODGERS,
317 00:15:25,925 00:15:27,860 WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VICIOUS MONSTER. WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VICIOUS MONSTER.
318 00:15:27,894 00:15:31,564 IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIENDS THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN. IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIENDS THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN.
319 00:15:31,598 00:15:34,001 WHY, THE NAME DRAKE DARKSTAR WHY, THE NAME DRAKE DARKSTAR
320 00:15:34,034 00:15:36,036 STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONS. STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONS.
321 00:15:36,069 00:15:38,705 AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GAPPY. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GAPPY.
322 00:15:38,738 00:15:41,708 WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
323 00:15:41,741 00:15:44,177 SORRY, JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. SORRY, JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
324 00:15:44,211 00:15:47,014 WELCOME HOME, DARKSTAR. WELCOME HOME, DARKSTAR.
325 00:15:52,385 00:15:55,022 OH, MY. IT SURE IS GLOOMY IN HERE. OH, MY. IT SURE IS GLOOMY IN HERE.
326 00:15:55,055 00:15:56,189 CAPTAIN DODGERS MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING CAPTAIN DODGERS MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING
327 00:15:56,223 00:15:58,258 WITH THE D-DIMMER SWITCH AGAIN. WITH THE D-DIMMER SWITCH AGAIN.
328 00:15:58,291 00:16:02,029 IT SORT OF GIVES EVERYTHING A SPOOKY LOOK. IT SORT OF GIVES EVERYTHING A SPOOKY LOOK.
329 00:16:02,895 00:16:04,397 [BEEP] [BEEP]
330 00:16:06,766 00:16:08,568 HELLO THERE. HELLO THERE.
331 00:16:08,601 00:16:10,003 WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
332 00:16:10,037 00:16:11,438 ALL FINISHED WITH YOUR DELIVERY? ALL FINISHED WITH YOUR DELIVERY?
333 00:16:11,471 00:16:12,872 YES. YES.
334 00:16:12,905 00:16:14,441 ARE YOU FEELING OK? ARE YOU FEELING OK?
335 00:16:14,474 00:16:16,543 NEVER FELT BETTER. NEVER FELT BETTER.
336 00:16:16,576 00:16:18,278 G-GR-GRE--UH, SUPER. G-GR-GRE--UH, SUPER.
337 00:16:18,311 00:16:22,749 IT'S TIME FOR US TO FLEE THE SHACKLES OF INCARCERATION. IT'S TIME FOR US TO FLEE THE SHACKLES OF INCARCERATION.
338 00:16:22,782 00:16:24,484 OK. OK.
339 00:16:24,517 00:16:26,053 GET US OUT OF HERE. GET US OUT OF HERE.
340 00:16:26,086 00:16:27,720 NO CAN DO, CAPTAIN. NO CAN DO, CAPTAIN.
341 00:16:27,754 00:16:28,921 WHAT? WHAT?
342 00:16:28,955 00:16:31,291 WELL, I WAS USING THIS DOWN TIME WELL, I WAS USING THIS DOWN TIME
343 00:16:31,324 00:16:34,261 TO DO M-MAINTENANCE ON THE SHIP'S MOTHERBOARD. TO DO M-MAINTENANCE ON THE SHIP'S MOTHERBOARD.
344 00:16:34,294 00:16:36,196 YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO EAT SNACKS AND STUFF ON THE BRIDGE? YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO EAT SNACKS AND STUFF ON THE BRIDGE?
345 00:16:36,229 00:16:37,630 WELL, THOSE GREASY LITTLE CRUMBS WELL, THOSE GREASY LITTLE CRUMBS
346 00:16:37,664 00:16:39,999 WORKED THEIR WAY DOWN INTO THE SENSITIVE ELECTRONICS, WORKED THEIR WAY DOWN INTO THE SENSITIVE ELECTRONICS,
347 00:16:40,033 00:16:41,934 SO FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO CLEAN THAT JUNK OUT. SO FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO CLEAN THAT JUNK OUT.
348 00:16:41,968 00:16:43,636 RIGHT NOW, THE MOTHERBOARD IS DISCONNECTED RIGHT NOW, THE MOTHERBOARD IS DISCONNECTED
349 00:16:43,670 00:16:46,606 AND SOAKING IN A SOLUTION OF GRENADINE AND BITTERS. AND SOAKING IN A SOLUTION OF GRENADINE AND BITTERS.
350 00:16:46,639 00:16:50,110 IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU VALUE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU VALUE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE,
351 00:16:50,143 00:16:52,279 YOU WILL PUT THIS SHIP IN ORDER. YOU WILL PUT THIS SHIP IN ORDER.
352 00:16:52,312 00:16:55,648 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? CADET! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? CADET!
353 00:16:55,682 00:16:57,684 [STUTTERING] [STUTTERING]
354 00:16:59,486 00:17:01,554 PERFECT. PERFECT.
355 00:17:04,357 00:17:05,658 EXERCISE TIME. EXERCISE TIME.
356 00:17:05,692 00:17:09,096 DARKSTAR, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO. DARKSTAR, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO.
357 00:17:12,565 00:17:14,134 [MAN GRUNTING] [MAN GRUNTING]
358 00:17:14,167 00:17:15,335 Dodgers: NICE HEALTH CLUB. Dodgers: NICE HEALTH CLUB.
359 00:17:15,368 00:17:17,704 WONDER IF THEY HAVE A PILATES CLASS. WONDER IF THEY HAVE A PILATES CLASS.
360 00:17:19,106 00:17:21,208 HEY, THERE'S SOME JOVIAL FELLOW INMATES. HEY, THERE'S SOME JOVIAL FELLOW INMATES.
361 00:17:21,241 00:17:23,476 I'M SURE THEY'LL WANT TO HELP ME OUT. I'M SURE THEY'LL WANT TO HELP ME OUT.
362 00:17:23,510 00:17:25,112 HEY THERE, HOMEBOYS! HEY THERE, HOMEBOYS!
363 00:17:25,145 00:17:27,780 ANYBODY UP FOR A LITTLE BREAKING OUT OF PRISON ACTION? ANYBODY UP FOR A LITTLE BREAKING OUT OF PRISON ACTION?
364 00:17:27,814 00:17:29,216 HEY, SHUT UP, WOULD YOU? HEY, SHUT UP, WOULD YOU?
365 00:17:29,249 00:17:31,318 YEAH. YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE? YEAH. YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE?
366 00:17:31,351 00:17:34,487 WHY WOULD WE HELP DRAKE DARKSTAR ANYWAY? WHY WOULD WE HELP DRAKE DARKSTAR ANYWAY?
367 00:17:34,521 00:17:35,988 [MEOWS] [MEOWS]
368 00:17:36,022 00:17:38,925 WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.
369 00:17:38,958 00:17:41,261 I'M NOT DRAKE DARKSTAR. I'M NOT DRAKE DARKSTAR.
370 00:17:41,294 00:17:43,563 I'M ACTUALLY DUCK DODGERS. I'M ACTUALLY DUCK DODGERS.
371 00:17:43,596 00:17:46,299 YOU MEAN THE SAME DUCK DODGERS WHO PUT ME IN HERE? YOU MEAN THE SAME DUCK DODGERS WHO PUT ME IN HERE?
372 00:17:46,333 00:17:50,002 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PUT MY CONTACTS IN THIS MORNING BUT... I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PUT MY CONTACTS IN THIS MORNING BUT...
373 00:17:50,036 00:17:53,640 AAH! CAT HEAD MURPHY OF THE KITTY LITTER CREW! AAH! CAT HEAD MURPHY OF THE KITTY LITTER CREW!
374 00:17:53,673 00:17:55,542 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
375 00:17:55,575 00:17:58,678 I HOPE THAT CONDITION WITH THE HAIR BALLS CLEARED UP. I HOPE THAT CONDITION WITH THE HAIR BALLS CLEARED UP.
376 00:17:58,711 00:18:00,547 REMEMBER ME, DODGERS? REMEMBER ME, DODGERS?
377 00:18:00,580 00:18:02,149 SLYGOR THE SCAM ARTIST? SLYGOR THE SCAM ARTIST?
378 00:18:02,182 00:18:04,751 THANKS TO YOU, THEY GAVE ME 25 TO LIFE THANKS TO YOU, THEY GAVE ME 25 TO LIFE
379 00:18:04,784 00:18:06,586 FOR SELLING NEW ALUMINUM GUTTERS FOR SELLING NEW ALUMINUM GUTTERS
380 00:18:06,619 00:18:10,157 TO LITTLE OLD LADIES WHO DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM! TO LITTLE OLD LADIES WHO DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM!
381 00:18:10,190 00:18:12,024 HOW ABOUT ME? HOW ABOUT ME?
382 00:18:12,058 00:18:15,662 IT'S FUNNY, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T RING A BELL. IT'S FUNNY, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T RING A BELL.
383 00:18:16,963 00:18:18,765 STILL DON'T REMEMBER ME? STILL DON'T REMEMBER ME?
384 00:18:20,700 00:18:21,701 SORRY! SORRY!
385 00:18:21,734 00:18:24,003 I'M KRAG THE KLUNKIN. I'M KRAG THE KLUNKIN.
386 00:18:24,036 00:18:26,839 REMEMBER THE BATTLE FOR THESSALONIUS 7? REMEMBER THE BATTLE FOR THESSALONIUS 7?
387 00:18:26,873 00:18:29,442 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THESSALONIUS 6. I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THESSALONIUS 6.
388 00:18:29,476 00:18:31,978 BUT YOU'RE DOUG. DOUG ROGERS, RIGHT? BUT YOU'RE DOUG. DOUG ROGERS, RIGHT?
389 00:18:32,011 00:18:34,514 NO, I'M DUCK DODGERS. NO, I'M DUCK DODGERS.
390 00:18:34,547 00:18:36,349 OH. SORRY. OH. SORRY.
391 00:18:36,383 00:18:38,418 YOU REALLY WRINKLED MY T-SHIRT. YOU REALLY WRINKLED MY T-SHIRT.
392 00:18:38,451 00:18:41,488 YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US, DODGERS. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US, DODGERS.
393 00:18:41,521 00:18:44,957 THAT IS, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MOST OF US. THAT IS, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MOST OF US.
394 00:18:44,991 00:18:46,693 AW, COME ON, FELLAS. AW, COME ON, FELLAS.
395 00:18:46,726 00:18:48,261 I WANT TO MAKE HIM PAY, TOO. I WANT TO MAKE HIM PAY, TOO.
396 00:18:48,295 00:18:52,098 CAN'T WE JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL CREATURES? CAN'T WE JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL CREATURES?
397 00:18:52,131 00:18:54,167 [DODGERS SCREAMING] [DODGERS SCREAMING]
398 00:18:58,538 00:19:01,040 [SHOUTING] [SHOUTING]
399 00:19:01,073 00:19:03,610 SUCKERS. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. SUCKERS. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY.
400 00:19:08,348 00:19:09,582 STATUS REPORT, CADET. STATUS REPORT, CADET.
401 00:19:09,616 00:19:11,918 I'M SOLDERING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR. I'M SOLDERING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR.
402 00:19:11,951 00:19:13,686 NOT FAST ENOUGH. NOT FAST ENOUGH.
403 00:19:13,720 00:19:15,255 I'VE PUT YOU ON A DEADLINE. I'VE PUT YOU ON A DEADLINE.
404 00:19:15,288 00:19:16,823 CHOP, CHOP, LITTLE PIGGY. CHOP, CHOP, LITTLE PIGGY.
405 00:19:16,856 00:19:18,258 YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT. YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
406 00:19:18,291 00:19:23,563 [MUNCHING, GNAWING] [MUNCHING, GNAWING]
407 00:19:23,596 00:19:25,798 [PANTING] [PANTING]
408 00:19:25,832 00:19:27,234 OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR.
409 00:19:27,267 00:19:29,569 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE THE MOTHERBOARD. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE THE MOTHERBOARD.
410 00:19:29,602 00:19:32,372 BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CADET. BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CADET.
411 00:19:32,405 00:19:37,043 A DEEP, DARK, SOUL-SHREDDING SURPRISE. A DEEP, DARK, SOUL-SHREDDING SURPRISE.
412 00:19:37,076 00:19:39,279 HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH.
413 00:19:42,114 00:19:43,483 Dodgers: HATE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, Dodgers: HATE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN,
414 00:19:43,516 00:19:47,754 BUT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PICKING OUT A HIDING SPOT. BUT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PICKING OUT A HIDING SPOT.
415 00:19:47,787 00:19:49,922 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
416 00:19:57,364 00:20:02,535 HO HO! A SPEEDY VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MY ESCAPE. HO HO! A SPEEDY VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MY ESCAPE.
417 00:20:08,275 00:20:10,777 COME ON, YOU STUPID THING, GO FASTER. COME ON, YOU STUPID THING, GO FASTER.
418 00:20:14,414 00:20:16,215 LOOK! DRAKE DARKSTAR IS ESCAPING LOOK! DRAKE DARKSTAR IS ESCAPING
419 00:20:16,249 00:20:18,985 IN THAT SLOW-MOVING, ANACHRONISTIC GARBAGE TRUCK. IN THAT SLOW-MOVING, ANACHRONISTIC GARBAGE TRUCK.
420 00:20:19,018 00:20:22,054 CLEVER, DARKSTAR. VERY CLEVER. CLEVER, DARKSTAR. VERY CLEVER.
421 00:20:22,088 00:20:23,390 [SIRENS] [SIRENS]
422 00:20:26,092 00:20:27,794 NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.
423 00:20:30,930 00:20:32,565 GIVE IT UP, CRIMINAL. GIVE IT UP, CRIMINAL.
424 00:20:34,934 00:20:35,968 THERE'S MY SHIP. THERE'S MY SHIP.
425 00:20:38,738 00:20:44,277 UH, GOT TO KEEP THIS MOTHERBOARD AWAY FROM THAT L-LUNATIC. UH, GOT TO KEEP THIS MOTHERBOARD AWAY FROM THAT L-LUNATIC.
426 00:20:44,311 00:20:47,847 NOW I'VE GOT THE MOTHERBOARD, THE SHIP, NOW I'VE GOT THE MOTHERBOARD, THE SHIP,
427 00:20:47,880 00:20:50,216 AND THE PIG BOY SIDEKICK. AND THE PIG BOY SIDEKICK.
428 00:20:50,249 00:20:52,719 Dodgers: NOT SO FAST, DARKSTAR. Dodgers: NOT SO FAST, DARKSTAR.
429 00:20:52,752 00:20:55,822 THAT'S MY SHIP AND MY PIG BOY SIDEKICK. THAT'S MY SHIP AND MY PIG BOY SIDEKICK.
430 00:20:55,855 00:20:57,223 THE MOTHERBOARD IS A RENTAL. THE MOTHERBOARD IS A RENTAL.
431 00:20:57,256 00:20:59,025 COME NOW, DODGERS. COME NOW, DODGERS.
432 00:20:59,058 00:21:01,928 I'M THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE. I'M THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE.
433 00:21:01,961 00:21:04,931 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
434 00:21:04,964 00:21:06,699 OK, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. OK, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
435 00:21:06,733 00:21:08,267 BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN. BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN.
436 00:21:08,301 00:21:09,836 HI-YEEAH! HI-YEEAH!
437 00:21:15,808 00:21:17,810 [PANTING] [PANTING]
438 00:21:21,581 00:21:23,683 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DARKSTAR. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DARKSTAR.
439 00:21:23,716 00:21:27,654 IT'S TIME TO LOCK THIS IMPOSTOR UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. IT'S TIME TO LOCK THIS IMPOSTOR UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
440 00:21:27,687 00:21:30,490 YOU'RE THE ONLY IMPOSTOR HERE, IMPOSTOR. YOU'RE THE ONLY IMPOSTOR HERE, IMPOSTOR.
441 00:21:30,523 00:21:31,791 WE CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. WE CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER.
442 00:21:31,824 00:21:34,694 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY DEJA VU. IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY DEJA VU.
443 00:21:34,727 00:21:37,697 CADET, HELP THE FRIENDLY OFFICERS OUT, WOULD YOU? CADET, HELP THE FRIENDLY OFFICERS OUT, WOULD YOU?
444 00:21:37,730 00:21:41,368 WELL, I GUESS I KNOW CAPTAIN DODGERS BETTER THAN ANYONE. WELL, I GUESS I KNOW CAPTAIN DODGERS BETTER THAN ANYONE.
445 00:21:41,401 00:21:42,402 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
446 00:21:42,435 00:21:44,236 HE CAN PROVE I'M THE REAL ME. HE CAN PROVE I'M THE REAL ME.
447 00:21:44,270 00:21:45,838 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
448 00:21:45,872 00:21:48,808 TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU SPACE LICE... TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU SPACE LICE...
449 00:21:48,841 00:21:50,710 OR THE TIME YOU CAME OVER TO HELP ME MOVE OR THE TIME YOU CAME OVER TO HELP ME MOVE
450 00:21:50,743 00:21:53,880 AND I FAKED HAVING A HERNIA-- REMEMBER THAT? AND I FAKED HAVING A HERNIA-- REMEMBER THAT?
451 00:21:53,913 00:21:55,147 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
452 00:21:55,181 00:21:56,483 HEY, I KNOW-- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME HEY, I KNOW-- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME
453 00:21:56,516 00:21:58,618 I SOLD YOUR SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. I SOLD YOUR SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY.
454 00:21:58,651 00:22:02,288 YOU SOLD HIS SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY? YOU SOLD HIS SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY?
455 00:22:02,321 00:22:05,057 DUDE, THAT'S COLD. DUDE, THAT'S COLD.
456 00:22:06,926 00:22:10,363 IT'S--GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE REAL DUCK DODGERS IT'S--GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE REAL DUCK DODGERS
457 00:22:10,397 00:22:11,764 RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE.
458 00:22:11,798 00:22:13,600 WHAT!? YOU FINK. WHAT!? YOU FINK.
459 00:22:13,633 00:22:15,368 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
460 00:22:15,402 00:22:16,503 GET HIM, BOYS! GET HIM, BOYS!
461 00:22:16,536 00:22:18,405 HEY, I'M THE REAL DODGERS! HEY, I'M THE REAL DODGERS!
462 00:22:18,438 00:22:20,306 TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME I TOLD THAT KID TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME I TOLD THAT KID
463 00:22:20,339 00:22:22,241 TO PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE TOILET! TO PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE TOILET!
464 00:22:22,274 00:22:24,544 OR THE TIME I STARCHED YOUR TAIL. OR THE TIME I STARCHED YOUR TAIL.
465 00:22:24,577 00:22:27,113 WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE MUCH NICER TO ME WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE MUCH NICER TO ME
466 00:22:27,146 00:22:30,450 THAN CAPTAIN DODGERS EVER WAS. THAN CAPTAIN DODGERS EVER WAS.