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1 00:00:05,373 00:00:09,610 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE *
2 00:00:09,677 00:00:11,779 * DIVIDE * DIVIDE
3 00:00:13,681 00:00:15,316 * BUT HOW * BUT HOW
4 00:00:15,383 00:00:17,751 * WOULD THE UNIVERSE * WOULD THE UNIVERSE
5 00:00:17,818 00:00:20,188 * SURVIVE? * SURVIVE?
6 00:00:21,455 00:00:27,395 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
7 00:00:31,099 00:00:34,168 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
8 00:00:34,235 00:00:36,470 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
9 00:00:38,272 00:00:42,610 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING *
10 00:00:42,676 00:00:44,578 * TYRANNY * TYRANNY
11 00:00:46,880 00:00:48,949 * IN THE 24th * IN THE 24th
12 00:00:49,016 00:00:52,386 * AND 1/2 CENTURY * AND 1/2 CENTURY
13 00:01:23,451 00:01:26,120 WHATCHA DOING THERE, ISAAC NEUTRON? WHATCHA DOING THERE, ISAAC NEUTRON?
14 00:01:26,187 00:01:27,555 I'M CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT I'M CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT
15 00:01:27,621 00:01:30,858 ON THAT RARE SPECIMEN OF FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS. ON THAT RARE SPECIMEN OF FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS.
16 00:01:32,726 00:01:33,794 WHAT! WHAT!
17 00:01:33,861 00:01:36,230 IF THERE'S ANY EXPERIMENTING TO DO AROUND HERE, IF THERE'S ANY EXPERIMENTING TO DO AROUND HERE,
18 00:01:36,297 00:01:39,567 I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF. STEP ASIDE. I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF. STEP ASIDE.
19 00:01:39,633 00:01:42,936 I GUESS I'LL START WITH THIS BUTTON RIGHT-- I GUESS I'LL START WITH THIS BUTTON RIGHT--
20 00:01:43,003 00:01:44,838 NOT THAT BUTTON! NOT THAT BUTTON!
21 00:01:44,905 00:01:46,674 HERE. HERE.
22 00:01:47,741 00:01:51,445 WOW! NOW, THAT'S SOME EXPERIMENTING. WOW! NOW, THAT'S SOME EXPERIMENTING.
23 00:01:55,916 00:01:58,018 I NEED A CLOSER LOOK. I NEED A CLOSER LOOK.
24 00:01:58,085 00:01:59,553 D-DON'T GO IN THERE! D-DON'T GO IN THERE!
25 00:01:59,620 00:02:01,922 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE FLOWER. IT'S JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE FLOWER.
26 00:02:01,989 00:02:03,424 [SNIFF SNIFF] [SNIFF SNIFF]
27 00:02:03,491 00:02:06,860 AHH. SWEET AND GENTLE MOTHER NATURE. AHH. SWEET AND GENTLE MOTHER NATURE.
28 00:02:08,128 00:02:09,897 [COUGHS] [COUGHS]
29 00:02:09,963 00:02:12,333 N-N-NO! N-N-NO!
30 00:02:12,400 00:02:14,468 I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE
31 00:02:14,535 00:02:17,871 A THING AS LOVELY AS A FLOWER. A THING AS LOVELY AS A FLOWER.
32 00:02:17,938 00:02:19,773 AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
33 00:02:19,840 00:02:21,875 AAH! AAH!
34 00:02:21,942 00:02:23,877 WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THAT PIG? WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THAT PIG?
35 00:02:23,944 00:02:25,913 OH, NO. OH, NO. OH, NO! OH, NO. OH, NO. OH, NO!
36 00:02:25,979 00:02:27,248 CHECK IT OUT, CADET. CHECK IT OUT, CADET.
37 00:02:27,315 00:02:29,750 I THINK THEY MAKE ME LOOK DISTINGUISHED. I THINK THEY MAKE ME LOOK DISTINGUISHED.
38 00:02:29,817 00:02:30,551 AAH! AAH!
39 00:02:30,618 00:02:33,254 OH, NO. OH, NO. OH, N-NO! OH, NO. OH, NO. OH, N-NO!
40 00:02:33,321 00:02:35,956 OK, NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT. OK, NOW YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT.
41 00:02:36,023 00:02:37,658 WHAT'S THE DEAL? WHAT'S THE DEAL?
42 00:02:37,725 00:02:41,329 "THE POLLEN OF THE FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS "THE POLLEN OF THE FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS
43 00:02:41,395 00:02:45,433 "CREATES AN ALLERGIC REACTION THAT CAUSES MOST SPECIES, "CREATES AN ALLERGIC REACTION THAT CAUSES MOST SPECIES,
44 00:02:45,499 00:02:47,034 ESPECIALLY EARTHLINGS..." ESPECIALLY EARTHLINGS..."
45 00:02:47,100 00:02:48,269 [GULPS] [GULPS]
46 00:02:48,336 00:02:52,973 "TO AGE IN A RAPIDLY ACCELERATING MANNER." "TO AGE IN A RAPIDLY ACCELERATING MANNER."
47 00:02:53,040 00:02:54,942 AAH! I'M DOOMED! AAH! I'M DOOMED!
48 00:02:55,008 00:02:57,611 BUT WAIT. THERE'S A CURE. BUT WAIT. THERE'S A CURE.
49 00:02:57,678 00:02:58,912 THERE IS? THERE IS?
50 00:02:58,979 00:03:00,281 "A--A SPECIAL WATER." "A--A SPECIAL WATER."
51 00:03:00,348 00:03:01,615 DUCKS LOVE WATER. DUCKS LOVE WATER.
52 00:03:01,682 00:03:04,485 "A ONE-OF-A-KIND MINERAL SPRING." OK. "A ONE-OF-A-KIND MINERAL SPRING." OK.
53 00:03:04,552 00:03:07,621 "THAT FLOWS DEEP BENEATH THE EMPIRICAL MARTIAN PALACE." "THAT FLOWS DEEP BENEATH THE EMPIRICAL MARTIAN PALACE."
54 00:03:07,688 00:03:11,158 THE PALACE WITH THE GUARDS AND THE ZAPPY THINGS THE PALACE WITH THE GUARDS AND THE ZAPPY THINGS
55 00:03:11,225 00:03:12,960 THAT BURN YOU LIKE TOAST? THAT BURN YOU LIKE TOAST?
56 00:03:17,064 00:03:18,966 SET A COURSE. SET A COURSE.
57 00:03:32,045 00:03:33,747 1,000 PARDONS, MY QUEEN, 1,000 PARDONS, MY QUEEN,
58 00:03:33,814 00:03:36,116 BUT DUCK DODGERS SHIP HAS BEEN DETECTED BUT DUCK DODGERS SHIP HAS BEEN DETECTED
59 00:03:36,183 00:03:38,886 HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US. HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US.
60 00:03:38,952 00:03:40,020 DUCK DODGERS? DUCK DODGERS?
61 00:03:40,087 00:03:42,122 YES, YOUR BEAUTIFULNESS-- YES, YOUR BEAUTIFULNESS--
62 00:03:42,189 00:03:43,491 I MEAN, HIGHNESS. I MEAN, HIGHNESS.
63 00:03:43,557 00:03:46,026 SOMETHING SERIOUS MUST BE GOING ON SOMETHING SERIOUS MUST BE GOING ON
64 00:03:46,093 00:03:48,028 FOR DODGERS TO RISK COMING HERE. FOR DODGERS TO RISK COMING HERE.
65 00:03:48,095 00:03:50,998 OBSERVE HIM AND REPORT TO ME. OBSERVE HIM AND REPORT TO ME.
66 00:03:52,833 00:03:55,936 ALL RIGHTY, CADET, IT'S OVER THE WALL, ALL RIGHTY, CADET, IT'S OVER THE WALL,
67 00:03:56,003 00:03:57,137 THROUGH THE PALACE, THROUGH THE PALACE,
68 00:03:57,204 00:03:59,106 AND RIGHT TO THE MARTIAN SPRINGS. AND RIGHT TO THE MARTIAN SPRINGS.
69 00:03:59,172 00:04:00,974 GOT IT. GOT IT.
70 00:04:01,041 00:04:01,875 BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY,
71 00:04:01,942 00:04:03,977 DO I LOOK ANY OLDER? DO I LOOK ANY OLDER?
72 00:04:06,013 00:04:07,981 UH, YOU LOOK, UH, GREAT. UH, YOU LOOK, UH, GREAT.
73 00:04:08,048 00:04:09,317 HOW ABOUT ME? HOW ABOUT ME?
74 00:04:09,383 00:04:12,453 WELL, YOU LOOK OLD. WELL, YOU LOOK OLD.
75 00:04:12,520 00:04:14,922 REALLY, REALLY, REALLY OLD. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY OLD.
76 00:04:14,988 00:04:16,457 ANCIENT. HEE HEE! ANCIENT. HEE HEE!
77 00:04:16,524 00:04:20,027 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE SHOWS ABOUT EGYPTIAN MUMMIES? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE SHOWS ABOUT EGYPTIAN MUMMIES?
78 00:04:20,093 00:04:20,994 HO HO! HO HO!
79 00:04:21,061 00:04:24,031 FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS, IS IT? FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS, IS IT?
80 00:04:24,097 00:04:25,366 HMM...ALL I HAVE TO DO HMM...ALL I HAVE TO DO
81 00:04:25,433 00:04:28,302 IS KEEP THEM ON THAT SIDE OF THIS WALL, IS KEEP THEM ON THAT SIDE OF THIS WALL,
82 00:04:28,369 00:04:31,805 AND THEY'LL EVENTUALLY CRUMBLE TO DUST. AND THEY'LL EVENTUALLY CRUMBLE TO DUST.
83 00:04:31,872 00:04:34,041 HOW LOVELY. HOW LOVELY.
84 00:04:39,179 00:04:40,614 [PANTING] [PANTING]
85 00:04:43,150 00:04:45,118 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
86 00:04:45,185 00:04:46,320 OOMPH! OOMPH!
87 00:04:52,192 00:04:53,160 [BEEPING] [BEEPING]
88 00:04:53,226 00:04:54,395 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
89 00:04:54,462 00:04:56,330 A PLASMA GRENADE. A PLASMA GRENADE.
90 00:04:56,397 00:05:00,468 SO THIS IS HOW I BID THIS CRUEL WORLD ADIEU. SO THIS IS HOW I BID THIS CRUEL WORLD ADIEU.
91 00:05:00,534 00:05:01,969 I-I'LL SAVE YOU, CAPTAIN. I-I'LL SAVE YOU, CAPTAIN.
92 00:05:02,035 00:05:06,073 I'LL THROW MYSELF ON THAT GR-GR--LITTLE EXPLOSIVE. I'LL THROW MYSELF ON THAT GR-GR--LITTLE EXPLOSIVE.
93 00:05:07,140 00:05:10,077 YOU CAN DO IT. HUSTLE! YOU CAN DO IT. HUSTLE!
94 00:05:10,143 00:05:11,479 IT IS MY GREATEST WISH IT IS MY GREATEST WISH
95 00:05:11,545 00:05:14,081 TO SACRIFICE M-MYSELF TO SACRIFICE M-MYSELF
96 00:05:14,147 00:05:15,616 FOR MY CAPTAIN. FOR MY CAPTAIN.
97 00:05:15,683 00:05:18,586 LET'S SEE SOME KNEES AND ELBOWS. LET'S SEE SOME KNEES AND ELBOWS.
98 00:05:19,252 00:05:21,321 KNEES AND ELBOWS! KNEES AND ELBOWS!
99 00:05:23,156 00:05:25,092 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
100 00:05:27,595 00:05:30,698 SHOULD I CALL THE P-PARAMEDICS? SHOULD I CALL THE P-PARAMEDICS?
101 00:05:30,764 00:05:34,968 AH, PUT 'EM ON SP-- SPEED DIAL. AH, PUT 'EM ON SP-- SPEED DIAL.
102 00:05:40,708 00:05:44,177 SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THESE BEFORE? SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THESE BEFORE?
103 00:05:44,244 00:05:45,379 MENTION WHAT? MENTION WHAT?
104 00:05:45,446 00:05:47,080 YOU KNOW WHAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT--
105 00:05:47,147 00:05:49,182 THE ELEVATOR BOOTS. THE ELEVATOR BOOTS.
106 00:05:49,249 00:05:52,720 IT'S ALL IN THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK. IT'S ALL IN THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK.
107 00:05:52,786 00:05:56,156 HEH. DIDN'T EVEN READ THE M-M-MANUAL. HEH. DIDN'T EVEN READ THE M-M-MANUAL.
108 00:05:56,223 00:05:58,058 I HEARD THAT. I HEARD THAT.
109 00:06:02,930 00:06:06,199 IF WE CAN JUST STAY CLEAR OF THAT LITTLE-- IF WE CAN JUST STAY CLEAR OF THAT LITTLE--
110 00:06:06,266 00:06:08,001 Marvin the Martian: EXCUSE ME. Marvin the Martian: EXCUSE ME.
111 00:06:08,068 00:06:11,639 DID YOU WANDER AWAY FROM THE RETIREMENT CENTER AGAIN? DID YOU WANDER AWAY FROM THE RETIREMENT CENTER AGAIN?
112 00:06:11,705 00:06:14,107 SOME OF US JUST DON'T AGE WELL. SOME OF US JUST DON'T AGE WELL.
113 00:06:14,174 00:06:15,308 TSK, TSK. TSK, TSK.
114 00:06:15,375 00:06:18,479 AND WHAT'S THIS GROWING ON YOUR FACE? AND WHAT'S THIS GROWING ON YOUR FACE?
115 00:06:18,546 00:06:20,781 NOT A PRETTY PICTURE. NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.
116 00:06:20,848 00:06:22,850 AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
117 00:06:25,753 00:06:29,757 I SUPPOSE I HAD THAT COMING. I SUPPOSE I HAD THAT COMING.
118 00:06:29,823 00:06:31,492 OH, MY. OH, MY.
119 00:06:32,893 00:06:36,229 YOU'LL NEVER SEE THOSE SPRINGS, GRANDPA. YOU'LL NEVER SEE THOSE SPRINGS, GRANDPA.
120 00:06:36,296 00:06:38,065 OUT OF MY WAY, SONNY. OUT OF MY WAY, SONNY.
121 00:06:38,131 00:06:40,233 AAH! AAH!
122 00:06:40,300 00:06:41,969 [CRASH] [CRASH]
123 00:06:44,037 00:06:45,205 OHH... OHH...
124 00:06:45,272 00:06:46,907 WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
125 00:06:46,974 00:06:52,446 FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS HAS A REVERSE EFFECT ON MARTIANS. FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS HAS A REVERSE EFFECT ON MARTIANS.
126 00:06:53,881 00:06:55,382 [YELPS] [YELPS]
127 00:06:55,449 00:06:57,250 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
128 00:06:57,317 00:07:00,120 BEFORE IT'S CHANGING TIME. BEFORE IT'S CHANGING TIME.
129 00:07:00,187 00:07:02,189 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
130 00:07:06,894 00:07:09,262 NOW, IF WE CAN JUST FIND THE ELEVATORS NOW, IF WE CAN JUST FIND THE ELEVATORS
131 00:07:09,329 00:07:11,699 TO THE MARTIAN SPRINGS... TO THE MARTIAN SPRINGS...
132 00:07:18,839 00:07:22,209 I HOPE THAT LITTLE SQUIRT DOESN'T SHOW UP. I HOPE THAT LITTLE SQUIRT DOESN'T SHOW UP.
133 00:07:22,275 00:07:24,612 QUICK! GET IN. QUICK! GET IN.
134 00:07:26,547 00:07:28,882 HURRY UP. HURRY UP! HURRY UP. HURRY UP!
135 00:07:30,450 00:07:33,153 COME ON IN. THE--THE WATER'S FINE. COME ON IN. THE--THE WATER'S FINE.
136 00:07:33,220 00:07:35,322 OF ALL THE IDIOTIC-- OF ALL THE IDIOTIC--
137 00:07:35,388 00:07:37,491 BEAK-CRUSHING PREDICAMENTS. BEAK-CRUSHING PREDICAMENTS.
138 00:07:37,558 00:07:39,660 OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!
139 00:07:39,727 00:07:43,664 MY, THAT SONG SURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. MY, THAT SONG SURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
140 00:07:43,731 00:07:45,332 Dodgers: PUSH THE BUTTON! Dodgers: PUSH THE BUTTON!
141 00:07:45,398 00:07:48,335 HELP! THAT'S AN ORDER! HELP! THAT'S AN ORDER!
142 00:07:48,401 00:07:52,272 CADET! PUSH THE BUTTON! CADET! PUSH THE BUTTON!
143 00:07:52,339 00:07:53,874 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
144 00:07:53,941 00:07:59,046 ME BLAST DUCKY WUCKY INTO CHUNKY WUNKIES. ME BLAST DUCKY WUCKY INTO CHUNKY WUNKIES.
145 00:07:59,112 00:08:00,347 Dodgers: HELP! Dodgers: HELP!
146 00:08:00,413 00:08:02,616 CADET, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? CADET, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
147 00:08:02,683 00:08:05,052 [WHISPERING, GIGGLING] [WHISPERING, GIGGLING]
148 00:08:08,355 00:08:09,422 OH! OH!
149 00:08:09,489 00:08:11,992 Dodgers: OPEN THE DOOR! Dodgers: OPEN THE DOOR!
150 00:08:16,329 00:08:18,031 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
151 00:08:18,098 00:08:20,300 [CRASH] [CRASH]
152 00:08:20,367 00:08:22,536 [COUGHING] [COUGHING]
153 00:08:27,007 00:08:29,509 WHERE'D YOU GET THEM GIANT EYEGLASSES? WHERE'D YOU GET THEM GIANT EYEGLASSES?
154 00:08:29,577 00:08:30,911 EYEGLASSES? EYEGLASSES?
155 00:08:30,978 00:08:34,915 I DON'T SEE ANY G-G-GIANT EYEGLASSES. I DON'T SEE ANY G-G-GIANT EYEGLASSES.
156 00:08:34,982 00:08:37,985 LET'S JUST FIND THOSE SILLY SPRINGS AND GET OUT OF HERE. LET'S JUST FIND THOSE SILLY SPRINGS AND GET OUT OF HERE.
157 00:08:38,051 00:08:40,988 DID YOU SEE THAT THE MARTIAN WAS WEARING A DIAPER? DID YOU SEE THAT THE MARTIAN WAS WEARING A DIAPER?
158 00:08:41,054 00:08:44,391 AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN SPARED THAT INDIGNITY. AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN SPARED THAT INDIGNITY.
159 00:08:44,457 00:08:46,259 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, CADET? AIN'T THAT RIGHT, CADET?
160 00:08:46,326 00:08:48,061 CADET? CADET! CADET? CADET!
161 00:08:48,128 00:08:49,429 CADET! CADET!
162 00:08:49,496 00:08:50,698 [ECHOES] [ECHOES]
163 00:08:50,764 00:08:52,532 I JUST TURNED AROUND FOR A MINUTE, I JUST TURNED AROUND FOR A MINUTE,
164 00:08:52,600 00:08:54,401 AND THAT BLASTED FOOL-- AND THAT BLASTED FOOL--
165 00:08:54,467 00:08:55,569 AAH! AAH!
166 00:08:55,636 00:08:58,572 OH, THE POOR LITTLE GUY. OH, THE POOR LITTLE GUY.
167 00:08:58,639 00:09:01,141 THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT TO HIM. THERE AIN'T NOTHING LEFT TO HIM.
168 00:09:01,208 00:09:02,509 ASHES TO ASHES, ASHES TO ASHES,
169 00:09:02,576 00:09:04,311 PORK TO DUST. PORK TO DUST.
170 00:09:04,377 00:09:09,249 I JUST WISH I WOULD'VE HAD A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. I JUST WISH I WOULD'VE HAD A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
171 00:09:20,427 00:09:22,429 NEED A TISSUE, FRIEND? NEED A TISSUE, FRIEND?
172 00:09:22,495 00:09:24,397 IT'S COATED WITH LANOLIN. IT'S COATED WITH LANOLIN.
173 00:09:24,464 00:09:27,434 CADET, YOU'RE ALIVE! CADET, YOU'RE ALIVE!
174 00:09:27,500 00:09:28,936 BOY, AM I HAPPY TO SEE-- BOY, AM I HAPPY TO SEE--
175 00:09:29,002 00:09:32,405 HEY, JUST WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT ANYWAY? HEY, JUST WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT ANYWAY?
176 00:09:32,472 00:09:36,076 I L-LOST MY GLASSES. I L-LOST MY GLASSES.
177 00:09:36,143 00:09:39,279 Dodgers: THERE IT IS! THE MARTIAN SPRINGS. Dodgers: THERE IT IS! THE MARTIAN SPRINGS.
178 00:09:39,346 00:09:44,184 AND THEY'RE JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT BOTTOMLESS GORGE. AND THEY'RE JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
179 00:09:44,251 00:09:45,285 COME ON, LET'S GO. COME ON, LET'S GO.
180 00:09:45,352 00:09:48,889 I'M NOT CROSSING ANY B-B-B-BOTTOMLESS GORGE. I'M NOT CROSSING ANY B-B-B-BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
181 00:09:48,956 00:09:52,425 THEN STAY HERE, AND I'LL BRING SOME OF THE WATER TO YOU. THEN STAY HERE, AND I'LL BRING SOME OF THE WATER TO YOU.
182 00:09:52,492 00:09:54,494 OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.
183 00:09:54,561 00:09:56,129 SUCH A NICE BOY. SUCH A NICE BOY.
184 00:09:56,196 00:09:58,398 IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT,
185 00:09:58,465 00:10:00,100 YOU GOTTA DO IT YOUR... YOU GOTTA DO IT YOUR...
186 00:10:00,167 00:10:01,368 SELF! SELF!
187 00:10:02,569 00:10:04,972 GOO GOO. GOO GOO.
188 00:10:06,573 00:10:07,841 ALL RIGHT, MARTIAN, ALL RIGHT, MARTIAN,
189 00:10:07,908 00:10:11,578 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ONCE AND FOR ALL. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ONCE AND FOR ALL.
190 00:10:11,645 00:10:14,381 GOO GOO, GAA GAA, MAMA, DADA. GOO GOO, GAA GAA, MAMA, DADA.
191 00:10:14,447 00:10:16,483 DON'T YOU "MAMA, DADA" ME. DON'T YOU "MAMA, DADA" ME.
192 00:10:16,549 00:10:19,987 FEEL THE STING OF MY LASER SABER. FEEL THE STING OF MY LASER SABER.
193 00:10:20,053 00:10:22,255 [CLICK] [CLICK]
194 00:10:22,322 00:10:23,891 [CLICK] [CLICK]
195 00:10:24,557 00:10:26,193 [CLICKING] [CLICKING]
196 00:10:26,259 00:10:28,495 [WAILING] [WAILING]
197 00:10:28,561 00:10:29,763 KEEP YOUR DIAPER ON, SONNY. KEEP YOUR DIAPER ON, SONNY.
198 00:10:29,830 00:10:31,899 I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
199 00:10:31,965 00:10:34,001 CADET! CADET!
200 00:10:34,067 00:10:35,703 HEY? HEY?
201 00:10:35,769 00:10:40,340 HOW DO YOU TURN THIS FLIBBETY ZIBIDOOHICKEY ON? HOW DO YOU TURN THIS FLIBBETY ZIBIDOOHICKEY ON?
202 00:10:40,407 00:10:43,476 THE G-G-GREEN BUTTON IS ON. THE G-G-GREEN BUTTON IS ON.
203 00:10:43,543 00:10:47,114 AND THE-- THE RED BUTTON IS OFF. AND THE-- THE RED BUTTON IS OFF.
204 00:10:48,448 00:10:51,819 OH. OR IS IT THE GREEN BUTTON IS PERCOLATE, OH. OR IS IT THE GREEN BUTTON IS PERCOLATE,
205 00:10:51,885 00:10:54,554 AND THE RED BUTTON IS ESPERANTO? AND THE RED BUTTON IS ESPERANTO?
206 00:10:54,621 00:10:56,790 AH, FORGET IT. AH, FORGET IT.
207 00:10:56,857 00:10:59,326 IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME,
208 00:10:59,392 00:11:01,261 COME GET SOME. COME GET SOME.
209 00:11:01,328 00:11:03,864 [SNORING] [SNORING]
210 00:11:03,931 00:11:06,466 AH, ISN'T HE PRECIOUS? AH, ISN'T HE PRECIOUS?
211 00:11:06,533 00:11:08,335 DID YOU SEE THAT, CADET? DID YOU SEE THAT, CADET?
212 00:11:08,401 00:11:10,403 [SNORING] [SNORING]
213 00:11:14,875 00:11:17,577 AH, WHO AM I KIDDING? AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
214 00:11:17,644 00:11:19,446 THEY'RE BOTH PRECIOUS. THEY'RE BOTH PRECIOUS.
215 00:11:19,512 00:11:20,680 COME ON, LITTLE ONE. COME ON, LITTLE ONE.
216 00:11:20,748 00:11:22,816 TIME TO TAKE YOUR BATH. TIME TO TAKE YOUR BATH.
217 00:11:22,883 00:11:24,852 YOU, TOO, RIP VAN WINKLE. YOU, TOO, RIP VAN WINKLE.
218 00:11:24,918 00:11:29,389 * SLEEP, MY BABIES, GENTLY SLEEPING * * SLEEP, MY BABIES, GENTLY SLEEPING *
219 00:11:29,456 00:11:34,261 * SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP * SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP
220 00:11:38,498 00:11:39,599 HOORAY! HOORAY!
221 00:11:39,666 00:11:40,600 YAHOO! YAHOO!
222 00:11:40,667 00:11:42,002 HA HA! HA HA!
223 00:11:42,069 00:11:45,138 I'M SURE GLAD TO BE BACK TO MY SAME OLD SELF. I'M SURE GLAD TO BE BACK TO MY SAME OLD SELF.
224 00:11:45,205 00:11:47,474 YEAH. EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. YEAH. EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
225 00:11:47,540 00:11:49,609 UH, SPEAKING OF NORMAL, UH, SPEAKING OF NORMAL,
226 00:11:49,676 00:11:52,512 I DO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE SWORN ENEMIES. I DO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE SWORN ENEMIES.
227 00:11:52,579 00:11:55,783 DO I FEEL A SNEEZE COMING ON? DO I FEEL A SNEEZE COMING ON?
228 00:11:55,849 00:11:57,484 YOU WOULDN'T DARE. YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
229 00:11:57,550 00:11:59,452 AH... AH...
230 00:11:59,519 00:12:01,454 DON'T DO IT! AH... DON'T DO IT! AH...
231 00:12:01,521 00:12:03,456 I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!
232 00:12:03,523 00:12:05,592 AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
233 00:12:05,658 00:12:06,860 AAH! AAH!
234 00:12:06,927 00:12:08,528 FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS! FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS!
235 00:12:08,595 00:12:10,463 AAH! AAH!
236 00:12:12,866 00:12:13,967 LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
237 00:12:14,034 00:12:17,470 ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
238 00:12:17,537 00:12:19,472 HA HA HA! IT'S A PUN. HA HA HA! IT'S A PUN.
239 00:12:19,539 00:12:21,041 I--I GET IT. I--I GET IT.
240 00:12:37,257 00:12:39,359 [ARGUING] [ARGUING]
241 00:12:45,999 00:12:48,235 Man: OH, YEAH? YOUR MOTHER! Man: OH, YEAH? YOUR MOTHER!
242 00:12:48,301 00:12:49,903 [GLASS BREAKS] [GLASS BREAKS]
243 00:12:49,970 00:12:51,538 WOW. NOT GOOD. WOW. NOT GOOD.
244 00:12:51,604 00:12:53,040 Dodgers: HEY THERE, I.Q. Dodgers: HEY THERE, I.Q.
245 00:12:53,106 00:12:54,808 HOW'S THE PEACE TREATY COMING ALONG? HOW'S THE PEACE TREATY COMING ALONG?
246 00:12:54,875 00:12:56,944 OH, WE'RE MAKING SOME REAL PROGRESS. OH, WE'RE MAKING SOME REAL PROGRESS.
247 00:12:57,010 00:12:59,446 [CRASHING, SHOUTING] [CRASHING, SHOUTING]
248 00:12:59,512 00:13:00,948 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
249 00:13:01,014 00:13:03,884 DODGERS, I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU. DODGERS, I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU.
250 00:13:03,951 00:13:05,285 MAKE IT QUICK. I'M ON MY BREAK. MAKE IT QUICK. I'M ON MY BREAK.
251 00:13:05,352 00:13:07,554 OUR GALAXY STANDS ON THE BRINK OF WAR. OUR GALAXY STANDS ON THE BRINK OF WAR.
252 00:13:07,620 00:13:11,624 THE ONLY BEING THAT CAN NEGOTIATE THIS PEACE TREATY IS OZMO, THE ONLY BEING THAT CAN NEGOTIATE THIS PEACE TREATY IS OZMO,
253 00:13:11,691 00:13:13,093 THE WISE ALIEN PHILOSOPHER. THE WISE ALIEN PHILOSOPHER.
254 00:13:13,160 00:13:15,062 GIVE ME THAT. LISTEN CAREFULLY. GIVE ME THAT. LISTEN CAREFULLY.
255 00:13:15,128 00:13:19,132 YOU ARE TO GO GET OZMO AND BRING HIM BACK HERE SAFELY. YOU ARE TO GO GET OZMO AND BRING HIM BACK HERE SAFELY.
256 00:13:20,233 00:13:22,202 NOW! NOW!
257 00:13:22,269 00:13:23,670 GO! GO!
258 00:13:23,736 00:13:25,205 RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
259 00:13:25,272 00:13:29,176 OK, BUT I'M BANKING THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF MY BREAK. OK, BUT I'M BANKING THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF MY BREAK.
260 00:13:32,812 00:13:34,214 MM. MM. MM. MM.
261 00:13:34,281 00:13:36,149 [SIREN WAILS] [SIREN WAILS]
262 00:13:37,650 00:13:40,854 IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT POLICE OFFICER TO LOAN YOU HIS CAR. IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT POLICE OFFICER TO LOAN YOU HIS CAR.
263 00:13:40,921 00:13:42,255 WHAT POLICE OFFICER? WHAT POLICE OFFICER?
264 00:13:42,322 00:13:45,058 YOU KNOW--THE ONE YOU ASKED TO BORROW THIS CAR. YOU KNOW--THE ONE YOU ASKED TO BORROW THIS CAR.
265 00:13:45,125 00:13:48,328 I DIDN'T ASK ANYBODY TO B-BORROW THIS CAR. I DIDN'T ASK ANYBODY TO B-BORROW THIS CAR.
266 00:13:48,395 00:13:49,662 I THOUGHT YOU DID. I THOUGHT YOU DID.
267 00:13:49,729 00:13:52,199 YES, IT SURE WAS NICE OF HIM. YES, IT SURE WAS NICE OF HIM.
268 00:14:02,642 00:14:05,045 WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER. WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER.
269 00:14:05,112 00:14:06,346 IS THE OLD GEEZER READY? IS THE OLD GEEZER READY?
270 00:14:06,413 00:14:10,150 WHY, YES. OZMO HAS BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. WHY, YES. OZMO HAS BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
271 00:14:10,217 00:14:10,984 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
272 00:14:11,051 00:14:12,419 THAT'S A BABY. THAT'S A BABY.
273 00:14:12,485 00:14:14,254 OF COURSE IT'S A BABY. OF COURSE IT'S A BABY.
274 00:14:14,321 00:14:15,956 MEMBERS OF OZMO'S SPECIES MEMBERS OF OZMO'S SPECIES
275 00:14:16,023 00:14:17,824 ARE BORN WITH AMAZING BRILLIANCE. ARE BORN WITH AMAZING BRILLIANCE.
276 00:14:17,891 00:14:21,328 AND THIS LITTLE CUTIE IS ESPECIALLY GIFTED. AND THIS LITTLE CUTIE IS ESPECIALLY GIFTED.
277 00:14:21,394 00:14:25,232 HOWEVER, HE STILL HAS THE PHYSICAL NEEDS OF AN INFANT. HOWEVER, HE STILL HAS THE PHYSICAL NEEDS OF AN INFANT.
278 00:14:25,298 00:14:26,399 YUCK. YUCK.
279 00:14:26,466 00:14:28,168 HE'S SO CUTE. HE'S SO CUTE.
280 00:14:28,235 00:14:31,504 HEY, HE'S GONNA T-T-TA-- UH, SAY SOMETHING. HEY, HE'S GONNA T-T-TA-- UH, SAY SOMETHING.
281 00:14:31,571 00:14:36,209 A GENTLE HAND MAY LEAD AN ELEPHANT BY A HAIR. A GENTLE HAND MAY LEAD AN ELEPHANT BY A HAIR.
282 00:14:36,276 00:14:37,077 COOL. COOL.
283 00:14:37,144 00:14:38,578 DO ME NEXT. DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT. DO ME NEXT!
284 00:14:38,645 00:14:42,715 A MAN WHO NEVER MADE A MISTAKE NEVER MADE ANYTHING. A MAN WHO NEVER MADE A MISTAKE NEVER MADE ANYTHING.
285 00:14:42,782 00:14:45,118 I'M GONNA USE THAT ONE ON I.Q. HI. I'M GONNA USE THAT ONE ON I.Q. HI.
286 00:14:45,185 00:14:48,055 Ozmo: A SINGLE ARROW IS EASILY BROKEN. Ozmo: A SINGLE ARROW IS EASILY BROKEN.
287 00:14:48,121 00:14:50,490 A BUNDLE OF 10 IS NOT. A BUNDLE OF 10 IS NOT.
288 00:14:50,557 00:14:53,726 PLEASE ALL, AND YOU WILL SOON PLEASE NONE. PLEASE ALL, AND YOU WILL SOON PLEASE NONE.
289 00:14:53,793 00:14:55,128 HA HA! HA HA!
290 00:14:55,195 00:14:57,230 SAVE SOME OF THAT MAGIC FOR THE NEGOTIATIONS. SAVE SOME OF THAT MAGIC FOR THE NEGOTIATIONS.
291 00:14:57,297 00:15:00,300 Martian Commander: ATTACK! Martian Commander: ATTACK!
292 00:15:00,367 00:15:01,868 YOU OK, CADET? YOU OK, CADET?
293 00:15:01,935 00:15:02,869 I'M OK, I'M OK,
294 00:15:02,936 00:15:04,071 BUT WHERE'S OZMO? BUT WHERE'S OZMO?
295 00:15:04,137 00:15:05,538 Martian Commander: HA HA HA. Martian Commander: HA HA HA.
296 00:15:05,605 00:15:08,275 CAN'T EVEN MIND A BABY. CAN'T EVEN MIND A BABY.
297 00:15:09,309 00:15:10,978 Cadet: NO! Cadet: NO!
298 00:15:11,044 00:15:12,779 HE'S GOT A BABY. HE'S GOT A BABY.
299 00:15:12,845 00:15:14,147 RIGHT. RIGHT.
300 00:15:14,214 00:15:16,316 TOO BAD. THAT'S THAT. TOO BAD. THAT'S THAT.
301 00:15:16,383 00:15:18,518 N-NO, IT'S NOT. N-NO, IT'S NOT.
302 00:15:18,585 00:15:20,620 YOU GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS AND STALL FOR TIME. YOU GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS AND STALL FOR TIME.
303 00:15:20,687 00:15:22,322 I'LL GO AFTER OZMO. I'LL GO AFTER OZMO.
304 00:15:22,389 00:15:24,357 AWAYYY! AWAYYY!
305 00:15:24,424 00:15:27,294 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
306 00:15:27,360 00:15:29,429 HMM... HMM...
307 00:15:29,496 00:15:31,298 AWAYYY! AWAYYY!
308 00:15:35,335 00:15:37,237 OH, TAXI... OH, TAXI...
309 00:15:41,975 00:15:44,077 I THINK HE'S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. I THINK HE'S GOING TO SAY SOMETHING.
310 00:15:44,144 00:15:49,749 ONE FATHER IS MORE THAN 100 SCHOOLMASTERS. ONE FATHER IS MORE THAN 100 SCHOOLMASTERS.
311 00:15:49,816 00:15:52,185 OH, FATHER. OH, FATHER.
312 00:15:52,252 00:15:53,853 COMMANDER, WE'RE BEING PURSUED. COMMANDER, WE'RE BEING PURSUED.
313 00:15:53,920 00:15:56,990 CENTURIONS, ELIMINATE THAT PIG. CENTURIONS, ELIMINATE THAT PIG.
314 00:16:00,627 00:16:04,531 BREAK OFF, M-1. I'VE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM. BREAK OFF, M-1. I'VE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM.
315 00:16:06,066 00:16:07,867 I'VE GOT HIM. I'VE GOT HIM.
316 00:16:07,934 00:16:09,836 I'VE GOT HIM. I'VE GOT HIM.
317 00:16:09,902 00:16:11,504 I'VE LOST HIM. I'VE LOST HIM.
318 00:16:11,571 00:16:13,273 HE JUST DISAPPEARED. HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
319 00:16:13,340 00:16:17,877 I SEE HIM. HOLD STILL. HOLD VERY STILL. I SEE HIM. HOLD STILL. HOLD VERY STILL.
320 00:16:17,944 00:16:19,479 WHOOPS. YOU MOVED. WHOOPS. YOU MOVED.
321 00:16:19,546 00:16:21,848 I SAID, "HOLD STILL." I SAID, "HOLD STILL."
322 00:16:21,914 00:16:24,484 HE MOVED, RIGHT? YOU SAW IT. HE MOVED, RIGHT? YOU SAW IT.
323 00:16:24,551 00:16:26,586 HEY. HOLD STILL. HEY. HOLD STILL.
324 00:16:36,663 00:16:39,032 THIS IS FOR M-2. THIS IS FOR M-2.
325 00:16:39,099 00:16:41,601 EVEN THOUGH HE MOVED AND WAS PARTIALLY TO BLAME, EVEN THOUGH HE MOVED AND WAS PARTIALLY TO BLAME,
326 00:16:41,668 00:16:43,436 IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT. IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT.
327 00:16:46,573 00:16:47,840 WHAT IS THAT THING? WHAT IS THAT THING?
328 00:16:47,907 00:16:51,544 IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT GOLF CLUB COMING RIGHT FOR MY-- IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT GOLF CLUB COMING RIGHT FOR MY--
329 00:16:51,611 00:16:53,546 MY HEAD. MY HEAD.
330 00:16:53,613 00:16:56,383 HUH. IT LANDED RIGHT ON THE GREEN. HUH. IT LANDED RIGHT ON THE GREEN.
331 00:16:58,518 00:17:00,887 COME BACK HERE WITH THAT BABY PHILOSOPHER. COME BACK HERE WITH THAT BABY PHILOSOPHER.
332 00:17:00,953 00:17:05,392 IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS PERSISTENT PORKER THE SLIP. IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS PERSISTENT PORKER THE SLIP.
333 00:17:05,458 00:17:07,394 [ARGUING] [ARGUING]
334 00:17:10,863 00:17:12,031 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
335 00:17:12,099 00:17:13,566 I JUST NEED TO STALL FOR A FEW MINUTES I JUST NEED TO STALL FOR A FEW MINUTES
336 00:17:13,633 00:17:15,935 UNTIL THE CADET BRINGS OZMO BACK. UNTIL THE CADET BRINGS OZMO BACK.
337 00:17:16,002 00:17:19,038 THIS BABY GETUP SHOULD DO THE TRICK. THIS BABY GETUP SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
338 00:17:22,375 00:17:23,243 YES? YES?
339 00:17:23,310 00:17:25,678 GOO GOO. GAA GAA. GOO GOO. GAA GAA.
340 00:17:25,745 00:17:27,447 OZMO, IS THAT YOU? OZMO, IS THAT YOU?
341 00:17:27,514 00:17:29,015 HMM... HMM...
342 00:17:29,082 00:17:32,519 A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED. A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED.
343 00:17:32,585 00:17:34,521 OZMO, IT IS YOU! OZMO, IT IS YOU!
344 00:17:34,587 00:17:37,624 THE PEACE CONFERENCE IS SAVED. THE PEACE CONFERENCE IS SAVED.
345 00:17:41,861 00:17:44,131 GIVE IT UP, MARTIAN. GIVE IT UP, MARTIAN.
346 00:17:44,197 00:17:48,535 ONE MORE STEP, AND IT'S BYE-BYE, BABY. ONE MORE STEP, AND IT'S BYE-BYE, BABY.
347 00:17:50,603 00:17:53,005 [WAILING] [WAILING]
348 00:17:53,072 00:17:54,341 THERE, THERE. THERE, THERE.
349 00:17:54,407 00:17:56,042 I WAS JUST MAKING AN EMPTY THREAT. I WAS JUST MAKING AN EMPTY THREAT.
350 00:17:56,109 00:18:00,180 NO ONE IS GOING TO PULVERIZE THE LITTLE COOKIE WOOKUMS. NO ONE IS GOING TO PULVERIZE THE LITTLE COOKIE WOOKUMS.
351 00:18:00,247 00:18:02,882 NOW LET'S PUT THE BABY IN HIS CARRIAGE NOW LET'S PUT THE BABY IN HIS CARRIAGE
352 00:18:02,949 00:18:05,285 FOR A LITTLE NAPPY WAPPY. FOR A LITTLE NAPPY WAPPY.
353 00:18:05,352 00:18:07,454 OZMO'S COMING WITH ME. OZMO'S COMING WITH ME.
354 00:18:07,520 00:18:08,355 SHH! SHH!
355 00:18:08,421 00:18:11,191 CAN'T YOU SEE THE BABY'S SLEEPING? CAN'T YOU SEE THE BABY'S SLEEPING?
356 00:18:11,258 00:18:12,925 [WHISPERING] Oh, uh, sorry. [WHISPERING] Oh, uh, sorry.
357 00:18:12,992 00:18:15,528 I said, OZMO's coming with me. I said, OZMO's coming with me.
358 00:18:15,595 00:18:17,029 NO, HE'S NOT. NO, HE'S NOT.
359 00:18:17,096 00:18:19,232 I'M TAKING HIM TO THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND. I'M TAKING HIM TO THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND.
360 00:18:19,299 00:18:22,869 Th-that baby's going to the Galactic Protectorate. Th-that baby's going to the Galactic Protectorate.
361 00:18:22,935 00:18:24,337 [GASPS] [GASPS]
362 00:18:25,638 00:18:28,608 AAH! AAH!
363 00:18:28,675 00:18:30,777 [ARGUING] [ARGUING]
364 00:18:34,013 00:18:34,847 LET'S SEE THIS GUY! LET'S SEE THIS GUY!
365 00:18:34,914 00:18:35,815 YEAH! YEAH!
366 00:18:35,882 00:18:37,650 BRING OUT THE PHILOSOPHER! BRING OUT THE PHILOSOPHER!
367 00:18:37,717 00:18:39,486 OK, THEY SEEMED TO HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT OK, THEY SEEMED TO HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT
368 00:18:39,552 00:18:41,354 SINCE I THREW IN THAT GOAT CARCASS. SINCE I THREW IN THAT GOAT CARCASS.
369 00:18:41,421 00:18:42,955 I'LL INTRODUCE YOU. I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.
370 00:18:43,022 00:18:44,824 Voice: BOO! Voice: BOO!
371 00:18:44,891 00:18:45,892 ESTEEMED DELEGATES-- ESTEEMED DELEGATES--
372 00:18:45,958 00:18:47,494 Voice: AH, SHUT UP! Voice: AH, SHUT UP!
373 00:18:47,560 00:18:49,028 WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU-- WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU--
374 00:18:49,095 00:18:50,029 Voice: HACK! Voice: HACK!
375 00:18:50,096 00:18:52,131 THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER-- THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER--
376 00:18:52,199 00:18:53,633 OZMO. OZMO.
377 00:18:53,700 00:18:56,035 OK, I WARMED THEM UP FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK. OK, I WARMED THEM UP FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.
378 00:18:56,102 00:18:57,036 THANKS, DOC. THANKS, DOC.
379 00:18:57,103 00:18:59,038 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. REALLY. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. REALLY.
380 00:18:59,105 00:19:01,073 IT'S A BABY. IT'S A BABY.
381 00:19:01,140 00:19:02,375 A BABY CHICKEN. A BABY CHICKEN.
382 00:19:02,442 00:19:05,278 WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE THEY? WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE THEY?
383 00:19:07,780 00:19:10,450 Cadet and Martian Commander: COME BACK, BABY! Cadet and Martian Commander: COME BACK, BABY!
384 00:19:12,151 00:19:14,053 Both: AAH! Both: AAH!
385 00:19:14,120 00:19:16,055 I'LL T-TAKE IT FROM HERE. I'LL T-TAKE IT FROM HERE.
386 00:19:16,122 00:19:18,525 RIGHT BEHIND YOU, TUBBY. RIGHT BEHIND YOU, TUBBY.
387 00:19:20,227 00:19:21,994 [BOTH GRUNT] [BOTH GRUNT]
388 00:19:22,061 00:19:25,064 [BOTH PANT, LAUGH] [BOTH PANT, LAUGH]
389 00:19:25,131 00:19:27,300 [BOTH SCREAM] [BOTH SCREAM]
390 00:19:35,041 00:19:36,309 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
391 00:19:38,245 00:19:40,213 [BOTH SCREAM] [BOTH SCREAM]
392 00:19:40,280 00:19:42,315 I THINK WE'RE SAFE. I THINK WE'RE SAFE.
393 00:19:43,149 00:19:46,386 [BOTH SCREAM] [BOTH SCREAM]
394 00:19:54,294 00:19:57,530 [CROWD GRUMBLING] [CROWD GRUMBLING]
395 00:19:57,597 00:20:00,433 Dodgers, thinking: MUST STALL FOR TIME. Dodgers, thinking: MUST STALL FOR TIME.
396 00:20:01,968 00:20:04,337 [YAWNS] [YAWNS]
397 00:20:11,244 00:20:12,279 UH, GO FOR IT? UH, GO FOR IT?
398 00:20:12,345 00:20:13,613 GO FOR IT. GO FOR IT.
399 00:20:15,282 00:20:17,350 HANG ON TO THAT CHAIN. HANG ON TO THAT CHAIN.
400 00:20:21,087 00:20:23,256 HANG ON TO THAT BABY. HANG ON TO THAT BABY.
401 00:20:26,493 00:20:28,261 AAH! AAH!
402 00:20:28,328 00:20:30,263 AAH! AAH!
403 00:20:30,330 00:20:33,366 [SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
404 00:20:38,971 00:20:41,341 [MARTIAN COMMANDER SCREAMING] [MARTIAN COMMANDER SCREAMING]
405 00:20:44,143 00:20:47,347 MOST OF ME IS IN CONSIDERABLE PAIN, MOST OF ME IS IN CONSIDERABLE PAIN,
406 00:20:47,414 00:20:50,450 BUT MY BOTTOM IS SOFT AND FRESH. BUT MY BOTTOM IS SOFT AND FRESH.
407 00:20:51,951 00:20:55,955 IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT QUALITIES A MAN LACKS, IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT QUALITIES A MAN LACKS,
408 00:20:56,022 00:20:58,224 OBSERVE THOSE HE BOASTS ABOUT. OBSERVE THOSE HE BOASTS ABOUT.
409 00:20:58,291 00:21:00,693 [OOHING AND AHING] [OOHING AND AHING]
410 00:21:04,797 00:21:07,400 NEVER BELCH INTO A STRONG WIND. NEVER BELCH INTO A STRONG WIND.
411 00:21:07,467 00:21:10,403 I LOVE YOU GUYS. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
412 00:21:14,407 00:21:17,477 PICK UP DRY CLEANING ON THURSDAY. PICK UP DRY CLEANING ON THURSDAY.
413 00:21:20,480 00:21:24,984 OZMO REALLY HAS THEM EATING OUT OF HIS HANDS. OZMO REALLY HAS THEM EATING OUT OF HIS HANDS.
414 00:21:25,051 00:21:26,319 DOESN'T HE, OZMO? DOESN'T HE, OZMO?
415 00:21:26,386 00:21:28,187 DODGERS! DODGERS!
416 00:21:28,254 00:21:30,323 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] [APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
417 00:21:30,390 00:21:32,692 [CROWD GRUMBLING] [CROWD GRUMBLING]
418 00:21:34,594 00:21:37,163 Man: THE BABY'S ALL RIGHT. Man: THE BABY'S ALL RIGHT.
419 00:21:37,229 00:21:38,331 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] [APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
420 00:21:38,398 00:21:39,566 [SNIFFS] [SNIFFS]
421 00:21:39,632 00:21:40,967 YOU WEARING TALCUM POWDER? YOU WEARING TALCUM POWDER?
422 00:21:41,033 00:21:43,670 SHH! I THINK THE BABY'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING. SHH! I THINK THE BABY'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING.
423 00:21:45,338 00:21:47,340 PEACE WON BY COMPROMISE PEACE WON BY COMPROMISE
424 00:21:47,407 00:21:50,910 IS USUALLY A SHORT-LIVED ACHIEVEMENT. IS USUALLY A SHORT-LIVED ACHIEVEMENT.
425 00:21:52,178 00:21:53,580 TO BE PREPARED FOR WAR TO BE PREPARED FOR WAR
426 00:21:53,646 00:21:58,451 IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS OF PRESERVING PEACE. IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS OF PRESERVING PEACE.
427 00:22:00,086 00:22:02,455 TO ARMS! TO ARMS! YE BRAVE! TO ARMS! TO ARMS! YE BRAVE!
428 00:22:02,522 00:22:05,257 THE AVENGING SWORD UNSHEATHE. THE AVENGING SWORD UNSHEATHE.
429 00:22:05,324 00:22:07,293 MARCH ON! MARCH ON! MARCH ON! MARCH ON!
430 00:22:07,360 00:22:10,863 ALL HEARTS RESOLVED ON VICTORY OR DEATH. ALL HEARTS RESOLVED ON VICTORY OR DEATH.
431 00:22:10,930 00:22:15,234 THAT BABY TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH! THAT BABY TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!
432 00:22:15,301 00:22:17,303 [SHOUTING] [SHOUTING]
433 00:22:17,370 00:22:18,304 WHAT'S HA-- WHAT'S HA--
434 00:22:18,371 00:22:20,206 [STUTTERING] [STUTTERING]
435 00:22:20,272 00:22:21,273 WHAT? WHAT?
436 00:22:21,340 00:22:23,376 WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,
437 00:22:23,443 00:22:26,813 KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS. KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS.