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1 | 00:00:05,406 | 00:00:11,179 | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * | * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * |
2 | 00:00:13,414 | 00:00:17,551 | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE | * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE |
3 | 00:00:17,618 | 00:00:20,621 | * SURVIVE? | * SURVIVE? |
4 | 00:00:21,722 | 00:00:23,657 | * DUCK DODGERS | * DUCK DODGERS |
5 | 00:00:23,724 | 00:00:25,025 | * OF THE 24th | * OF THE 24th |
6 | 00:00:25,093 | 00:00:27,795 | * AND 1/2 CENTURY | * AND 1/2 CENTURY |
7 | 00:00:31,199 | 00:00:34,034 | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS | * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS |
8 | 00:00:34,102 | 00:00:36,437 | * AND THE WEAK | * AND THE WEAK |
9 | 00:00:38,639 | 00:00:40,374 | * DUCK DODGERS | * DUCK DODGERS |
10 | 00:00:40,441 | 00:00:44,578 | * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY | * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY |
11 | 00:00:46,880 | 00:00:48,916 | * IN THE 24th | * IN THE 24th |
12 | 00:00:48,982 | 00:00:54,188 | * AND 1/2 CENTURY | * AND 1/2 CENTURY |
13 | 00:01:12,540 | 00:01:14,442 | Duck Dodgers: THIS IS THE UNIVERSE. | Duck Dodgers: THIS IS THE UNIVERSE. |
14 | 00:01:14,508 | 00:01:17,278 | I WORK HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY-- | I WORK HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY-- |
15 | 00:01:17,345 | 00:01:19,113 | THAT IS, SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT | THAT IS, SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT |
16 | 00:01:19,180 | 00:01:23,217 | AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN 351 YEARS AGO. | AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN 351 YEARS AGO. |
17 | 00:01:23,284 | 00:01:26,154 | YEP. DUCK DODGERS. THAT'S ME. | YEP. DUCK DODGERS. THAT'S ME. |
18 | 00:01:26,220 | 00:01:28,122 | I JOINED EARTH'S GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, | I JOINED EARTH'S GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, |
19 | 00:01:28,189 | 00:01:30,558 | AND THEY GAVE ME MY VERY OWN CREW. | AND THEY GAVE ME MY VERY OWN CREW. |
20 | 00:01:30,624 | 00:01:33,594 | YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE IS A SWELL OUTFIT. | YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE IS A SWELL OUTFIT. |
21 | 00:01:33,661 | 00:01:36,497 | THEY PROTECT EARTH FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS | THEY PROTECT EARTH FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS |
22 | 00:01:36,564 | 00:01:38,866 | AND DO LOTS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF... | AND DO LOTS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF... |
23 | 00:01:39,967 | 00:01:41,569 | EXCEPT FOR TODAY. | EXCEPT FOR TODAY. |
24 | 00:01:41,635 | 00:01:44,305 | TODAY, THEY PLAN TO COURT-MARTIAL ME | TODAY, THEY PLAN TO COURT-MARTIAL ME |
25 | 00:01:44,372 | 00:01:45,839 | AND THROW ME IN JAIL. | AND THROW ME IN JAIL. |
26 | 00:01:45,906 | 00:01:48,642 | [CROWD MURMURING] | [CROWD MURMURING] |
27 | 00:01:48,709 | 00:01:51,145 | Judge: ORDER! ORDER! | Judge: ORDER! ORDER! |
28 | 00:01:51,212 | 00:01:53,214 | THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER. | THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER. |
29 | 00:01:53,281 | 00:01:54,482 | WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES | WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES |
30 | 00:01:54,548 | 00:01:56,750 | AGAINST THIS PROTECTORATE OFFICER? | AGAINST THIS PROTECTORATE OFFICER? |
31 | 00:01:56,817 | 00:01:58,018 | I DO, YOUR HONOR. | I DO, YOUR HONOR. |
32 | 00:01:58,085 | 00:01:59,853 | CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. | CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. |
33 | 00:01:59,920 | 00:02:03,257 | I CHARGE DUCK DODGERS WITH GROSS INCOMPETENCE | I CHARGE DUCK DODGERS WITH GROSS INCOMPETENCE |
34 | 00:02:03,324 | 00:02:04,992 | AND THE DERELICTION OF DUTY | AND THE DERELICTION OF DUTY |
35 | 00:02:05,058 | 00:02:07,027 | IN FIGHTING THE MARTIANS. | IN FIGHTING THE MARTIANS. |
36 | 00:02:07,094 | 00:02:08,229 | [GRUMBLING] | [GRUMBLING] |
37 | 00:02:08,296 | 00:02:11,565 | I CALL DR. I.Q. HI TO THE STAND. | I CALL DR. I.Q. HI TO THE STAND. |
38 | 00:02:11,632 | 00:02:13,301 | HEY, DOC. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION | HEY, DOC. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION |
39 | 00:02:13,367 | 00:02:15,503 | MY 60 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. | MY 60 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. |
40 | 00:02:15,569 | 00:02:18,906 | YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, | YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, |
41 | 00:02:18,972 | 00:02:21,375 | ARE YOU NOT? | ARE YOU NOT? |
42 | 00:02:21,442 | 00:02:24,011 | I CONFESS! I DID IT! I DID IT! | I CONFESS! I DID IT! I DID IT! |
43 | 00:02:24,077 | 00:02:26,247 | AHEM. THIS TRIAL ISN'T ABOUT YOU. | AHEM. THIS TRIAL ISN'T ABOUT YOU. |
44 | 00:02:26,314 | 00:02:29,082 | IT'S ABOUT DODGERS. | IT'S ABOUT DODGERS. |
45 | 00:02:29,149 | 00:02:30,451 | OH, YES. OF COURSE. | OH, YES. OF COURSE. |
46 | 00:02:30,518 | 00:02:32,253 | UH, FUNNY HOW A GUILTY CONSCIENCE | UH, FUNNY HOW A GUILTY CONSCIENCE |
47 | 00:02:32,320 | 00:02:33,721 | PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND. | PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND. |
48 | 00:02:33,787 | 00:02:36,924 | CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR? | CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR? |
49 | 00:02:36,990 | 00:02:38,959 | WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY, | WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY, |
50 | 00:02:39,026 | 00:02:41,662 | I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. | I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. |
51 | 00:02:42,563 | 00:02:44,097 | NOT IN ANY CRIMINAL RESPECT. | NOT IN ANY CRIMINAL RESPECT. |
52 | 00:02:44,164 | 00:02:46,300 | I MEAN THAT I REVIVED DODGERS | I MEAN THAT I REVIVED DODGERS |
53 | 00:02:46,367 | 00:02:48,202 | FROM A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. | FROM A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. |
54 | 00:02:48,269 | 00:02:50,871 | I WAS ABLE TO BRING HIM BACK USING THE SCIENCE | I WAS ABLE TO BRING HIM BACK USING THE SCIENCE |
55 | 00:02:50,938 | 00:02:52,706 | OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY. | OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY. |
56 | 00:02:52,773 | 00:02:53,974 | AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT? | AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT? |
57 | 00:02:54,041 | 00:02:56,310 | AFTER THAT, I WAS ABLE TO SECURE HIM AN APPOINTMENT | AFTER THAT, I WAS ABLE TO SECURE HIM AN APPOINTMENT |
58 | 00:02:56,377 | 00:02:59,046 | TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR THE PROTECTORATE. | TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR THE PROTECTORATE. |
59 | 00:02:59,112 | 00:03:01,081 | AND WHAT WAS YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS? | AND WHAT WAS YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS? |
60 | 00:03:01,148 | 00:03:03,016 | WELL, HE'S A GREAT ASSET. | WELL, HE'S A GREAT ASSET. |
61 | 00:03:03,083 | 00:03:04,385 | HIS COMING FROM THE PAST | HIS COMING FROM THE PAST |
62 | 00:03:04,452 | 00:03:06,153 | PROVIDES US WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE. | PROVIDES US WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE. |
63 | 00:03:06,220 | 00:03:07,721 | IT'S PRETTY STANDARD SCI-FI REASONING. | IT'S PRETTY STANDARD SCI-FI REASONING. |
64 | 00:03:07,788 | 00:03:11,792 | WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE DODGERS ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR? | WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE DODGERS ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR? |
65 | 00:03:11,859 | 00:03:15,829 | DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF MOON PATROL. | DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF MOON PATROL. |
66 | 00:03:15,896 | 00:03:18,366 | YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE, | YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE, |
67 | 00:03:18,432 | 00:03:21,034 | I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS | I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS |
68 | 00:03:21,101 | 00:03:22,970 | FROM THIS INCIDENT. | FROM THIS INCIDENT. |
69 | 00:03:34,715 | 00:03:38,051 | Woman: OH, MANFRED, OUR LOVE JUST CANNOT BE. | Woman: OH, MANFRED, OUR LOVE JUST CANNOT BE. |
70 | 00:03:38,118 | 00:03:40,087 | SHAMELESS HUSSY. | SHAMELESS HUSSY. |
71 | 00:03:40,153 | 00:03:42,055 | UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YO. | UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YO. |
72 | 00:03:42,122 | 00:03:43,357 | DIDN'T I.Q. HI TELL US | DIDN'T I.Q. HI TELL US |
73 | 00:03:43,424 | 00:03:45,025 | TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MARTIANS? | TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MARTIANS? |
74 | 00:03:45,092 | 00:03:46,894 | THAT HE DID... | THAT HE DID... |
75 | 00:03:48,095 | 00:03:49,897 | AND I DON'T SEE ANY MARTIANS. | AND I DON'T SEE ANY MARTIANS. |
76 | 00:03:49,963 | 00:03:52,533 | I JUST FIGURED WE COULD BE, YOU KNOW, | I JUST FIGURED WE COULD BE, YOU KNOW, |
77 | 00:03:52,600 | 00:03:54,635 | ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE FOR ENEMY SHIPS. | ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE FOR ENEMY SHIPS. |
78 | 00:03:54,702 | 00:03:57,405 | WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVELY SCAN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM | WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVELY SCAN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM |
79 | 00:03:57,471 | 00:04:00,808 | FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF THAT FUNKY SMELL? | FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF THAT FUNKY SMELL? |
80 | 00:04:00,874 | 00:04:01,909 | B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN. | B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN. |
81 | 00:04:01,975 | 00:04:03,110 | THAT'LL BE ALL, CADET. | THAT'LL BE ALL, CADET. |
82 | 00:04:03,176 | 00:04:04,978 | I'LL GIVE HIM A FUNKY SMELL. | I'LL GIVE HIM A FUNKY SMELL. |
83 | 00:04:05,045 | 00:04:06,714 | I CAN HEAR YOU. | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
84 | 00:04:14,355 | 00:04:16,123 | ROBOT CENTURION, | ROBOT CENTURION, |
85 | 00:04:16,189 | 00:04:17,257 | IS THE FLEET IN POSITION? | IS THE FLEET IN POSITION? |
86 | 00:04:17,325 | 00:04:18,592 | YES, COMMANDER, | YES, COMMANDER, |
87 | 00:04:18,659 | 00:04:21,094 | SAFELY HIDDEN ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. | SAFELY HIDDEN ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. |
88 | 00:04:21,161 | 00:04:23,030 | PEACHY. | PEACHY. |
89 | 00:04:27,868 | 00:04:28,802 | Centurion: COMMANDER, | Centurion: COMMANDER, |
90 | 00:04:28,869 | 00:04:31,204 | WE'VE DETECTED A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT. | WE'VE DETECTED A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT. |
91 | 00:04:31,271 | 00:04:32,840 | WHAT?! | WHAT?! |
92 | 00:04:32,906 | 00:04:35,142 | [TOILET FLUSHES] | [TOILET FLUSHES] |
93 | 00:04:35,208 | 00:04:37,611 | [PANTING] | [PANTING] |
94 | 00:04:37,678 | 00:04:40,147 | WHAT DOES HE DO IN THAT BATHROOM? | WHAT DOES HE DO IN THAT BATHROOM? |
95 | 00:04:40,213 | 00:04:41,582 | ENGINE NOISES? | ENGINE NOISES? |
96 | 00:04:41,649 | 00:04:43,751 | WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANOTHER SHIP FOR... | WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANOTHER SHIP FOR... |
97 | 00:04:43,817 | 00:04:45,085 | MILES. | MILES. |
98 | 00:04:45,152 | 00:04:46,019 | [GASP] | [GASP] |
99 | 00:04:46,086 | 00:04:47,888 | CAPTAIN DODGERS! | CAPTAIN DODGERS! |
100 | 00:04:47,955 | 00:04:50,057 | [STUTTERING] | [STUTTERING] |
101 | 00:04:51,191 | 00:04:53,093 | FIND YOUR CENTER, HONEY-BAKED. | FIND YOUR CENTER, HONEY-BAKED. |
102 | 00:04:53,160 | 00:04:55,162 | M-M-MARTIANS! | M-M-MARTIANS! |
103 | 00:04:55,228 | 00:04:57,698 | DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MARTIANS? | DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MARTIANS? |
104 | 00:04:57,765 | 00:04:59,199 | AAH! | AAH! |
105 | 00:04:59,266 | 00:05:01,101 | PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY EVASION. | PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY EVASION. |
106 | 00:05:01,168 | 00:05:02,703 | FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS! | FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS! |
107 | 00:05:02,770 | 00:05:03,337 | UH, CHECK. | UH, CHECK. |
108 | 00:05:03,404 | 00:05:05,138 | ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE. | ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE. |
109 | 00:05:05,205 | 00:05:06,073 | SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED. | SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED. |
110 | 00:05:06,139 | 00:05:08,509 | DEPLOY THE... THE, UM... | DEPLOY THE... THE, UM... |
111 | 00:05:08,576 | 00:05:10,143 | I THINK IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON. | I THINK IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON. |
112 | 00:05:10,210 | 00:05:12,279 | IT'S, UH, USUALLY FLASHING. | IT'S, UH, USUALLY FLASHING. |
113 | 00:05:12,346 | 00:05:14,482 | IT MAKES THE ENGINE GO WHOOSH! | IT MAKES THE ENGINE GO WHOOSH! |
114 | 00:05:18,752 | 00:05:20,854 | THE ENEMY SHIP HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, COMMANDER. | THE ENEMY SHIP HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, COMMANDER. |
115 | 00:05:20,921 | 00:05:22,122 | IT'S DUCK DODGERS. | IT'S DUCK DODGERS. |
116 | 00:05:22,189 | 00:05:25,526 | DODGERS?! VAPORIZE HIM. | DODGERS?! VAPORIZE HIM. |
117 | 00:05:33,200 | 00:05:34,067 | OOH! | OOH! |
118 | 00:05:34,134 | 00:05:35,168 | DAMAGE REPORT. | DAMAGE REPORT. |
119 | 00:05:35,235 | 00:05:39,072 | I THINK I'M GONNA BE...OK. | I THINK I'M GONNA BE...OK. |
120 | 00:05:39,139 | 00:05:41,141 | NOT YOU, STUPID. THE SHIP! | NOT YOU, STUPID. THE SHIP! |
121 | 00:05:41,208 | 00:05:42,943 | OH. THE SHIP'S MESSED UP. | OH. THE SHIP'S MESSED UP. |
122 | 00:05:43,010 | 00:05:44,044 | [CRASH] | [CRASH] |
123 | 00:05:47,180 | 00:05:48,549 | WHOA! | WHOA! |
124 | 00:05:52,853 | 00:05:54,788 | CADET, YOU CAN HACK INTO THE EARTH'S DEFENSIVE SHIELD | CADET, YOU CAN HACK INTO THE EARTH'S DEFENSIVE SHIELD |
125 | 00:05:54,855 | 00:05:57,090 | WITH THIS COMPUTER DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU? | WITH THIS COMPUTER DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU? |
126 | 00:05:57,157 | 00:05:59,159 | THAT WOULD BE AGAINST REG--REG-- | THAT WOULD BE AGAINST REG--REG-- |
127 | 00:05:59,226 | 00:06:00,160 | THAT'S A NO-NO. | THAT'S A NO-NO. |
128 | 00:06:00,227 | 00:06:01,161 | [CRASH] | [CRASH] |
129 | 00:06:01,228 | 00:06:03,163 | I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN. | I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN. |
130 | 00:06:03,230 | 00:06:04,798 | YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. | YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. |
131 | 00:06:04,865 | 00:06:07,468 | NOW SLIDE OVER AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK. | NOW SLIDE OVER AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK. |
132 | 00:06:07,535 | 00:06:10,137 | JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS. | JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS. |
133 | 00:06:15,375 | 00:06:17,845 | QUICK! THE MARTIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US! | QUICK! THE MARTIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US! |
134 | 00:06:20,948 | 00:06:23,751 | AND THE SHIELD IS READY TO BE ENERGIZED... | AND THE SHIELD IS READY TO BE ENERGIZED... |
135 | 00:06:23,817 | 00:06:24,818 | NOW! | NOW! |
136 | 00:06:29,823 | 00:06:32,693 | UH, YOU DESTROYED THE SHIELD. | UH, YOU DESTROYED THE SHIELD. |
137 | 00:06:32,760 | 00:06:35,896 | THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! | THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! |
138 | 00:06:35,963 | 00:06:38,065 | Star Johnson: THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT COUNT. | Star Johnson: THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT COUNT. |
139 | 00:06:38,131 | 00:06:42,335 | DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL DURING A FULL-SCALE MARTIAN ATTACK. | DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL DURING A FULL-SCALE MARTIAN ATTACK. |
140 | 00:06:42,402 | 00:06:44,204 | Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL! | Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL! |
141 | 00:06:44,271 | 00:06:45,506 | THE ONLY THING THAT SPARED US | THE ONLY THING THAT SPARED US |
142 | 00:06:45,573 | 00:06:48,942 | WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP. | WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP. |
143 | 00:06:49,009 | 00:06:49,910 | I OBJECT! | I OBJECT! |
144 | 00:06:49,977 | 00:06:51,278 | ON WHAT GROUNDS? | ON WHAT GROUNDS? |
145 | 00:06:51,344 | 00:06:52,546 | ON THE GROUNDS, SIR, | ON THE GROUNDS, SIR, |
146 | 00:06:52,613 | 00:06:54,548 | THAT I AM THAT FREAK ACCIDENT. | THAT I AM THAT FREAK ACCIDENT. |
147 | 00:06:54,615 | 00:06:56,917 | WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? | WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? |
148 | 00:06:56,984 | 00:07:00,320 | YOU'LL SEE WHEN I PRESENT MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE. | YOU'LL SEE WHEN I PRESENT MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE. |
149 | 00:07:00,387 | 00:07:03,557 | I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY SURPRISE WITNESS, | I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY SURPRISE WITNESS, |
150 | 00:07:03,624 | 00:07:06,193 | THE MARTIAN QUEEN. | THE MARTIAN QUEEN. |
151 | 00:07:10,998 | 00:07:13,534 | I SURE HOPE DODGERS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. | I SURE HOPE DODGERS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. |
152 | 00:07:15,268 | 00:07:17,471 | I PRESENT HER EXCELLENCE, | I PRESENT HER EXCELLENCE, |
153 | 00:07:17,538 | 00:07:20,207 | THE QUEEN OF MARS! | THE QUEEN OF MARS! |
154 | 00:07:20,273 | 00:07:24,845 | THANK YOU FOR HONORING THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS. | THANK YOU FOR HONORING THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS. |
155 | 00:07:24,912 | 00:07:26,847 | PLEASE, TAKE THE WITNESS STAND. | PLEASE, TAKE THE WITNESS STAND. |
156 | 00:07:26,914 | 00:07:28,616 | IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. | IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. |
157 | 00:07:28,682 | 00:07:30,551 | SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY, | SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY, |
158 | 00:07:30,618 | 00:07:32,520 | PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. | PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. |
159 | 00:07:32,586 | 00:07:34,421 | I DON'T HAVE RAVEN HAIR. | I DON'T HAVE RAVEN HAIR. |
160 | 00:07:34,488 | 00:07:36,824 | MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW. | MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW. |
161 | 00:07:36,890 | 00:07:40,227 | DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS. | DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS. |
162 | 00:07:40,293 | 00:07:41,328 | IDENTIFY YOURSELF! | IDENTIFY YOURSELF! |
163 | 00:07:41,394 | 00:07:43,463 | I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS. | I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS. |
164 | 00:07:43,531 | 00:07:45,833 | AHA. I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. | AHA. I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. |
165 | 00:07:45,899 | 00:07:49,102 | YOU SUMMONED ME HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | YOU SUMMONED ME HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
166 | 00:07:49,169 | 00:07:50,671 | WHY, YES, I DID. | WHY, YES, I DID. |
167 | 00:07:50,738 | 00:07:52,840 | I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. | I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. |
168 | 00:07:52,906 | 00:07:55,442 | YOUR HIGHNESS, WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU | YOUR HIGHNESS, WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU |
169 | 00:07:55,509 | 00:07:57,878 | TO TESTIFY BEFORE THIS AUGUST BODY, | TO TESTIFY BEFORE THIS AUGUST BODY, |
170 | 00:07:57,945 | 00:08:02,315 | I REQUESTED A COPY OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP. | I REQUESTED A COPY OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP. |
171 | 00:08:02,382 | 00:08:03,316 | HAVE YOU COMPLIED? | HAVE YOU COMPLIED? |
172 | 00:08:03,383 | 00:08:04,484 | YES, I HAVE. | YES, I HAVE. |
173 | 00:08:04,552 | 00:08:05,853 | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, | LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, |
174 | 00:08:05,919 | 00:08:08,388 | WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A COMPILATION | WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A COMPILATION |
175 | 00:08:08,455 | 00:08:10,691 | OF PROTECTORATE AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS | OF PROTECTORATE AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS |
176 | 00:08:10,758 | 00:08:13,293 | THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH. | THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH. |
177 | 00:08:13,360 | 00:08:15,729 | CAST YOUR EYES ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN | CAST YOUR EYES ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN |
178 | 00:08:15,796 | 00:08:18,699 | AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. | AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. |
179 | 00:08:18,766 | 00:08:21,869 | TH-TH-THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! | TH-TH-THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! |
180 | 00:08:21,935 | 00:08:24,137 | NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB. | NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB. |
181 | 00:08:24,204 | 00:08:28,108 | LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL WEAPON. | LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL WEAPON. |
182 | 00:08:28,175 | 00:08:29,209 | WHAT'S IN THE HOLD? | WHAT'S IN THE HOLD? |
183 | 00:08:29,276 | 00:08:33,113 | 473,000 POUNDS OF RUSSET IDAHO POTATOES. | 473,000 POUNDS OF RUSSET IDAHO POTATOES. |
184 | 00:08:33,180 | 00:08:33,981 | POTATOES. | POTATOES. |
185 | 00:08:34,047 | 00:08:36,617 | UH, YEAH. POTATOES. HA HA HA! | UH, YEAH. POTATOES. HA HA HA! |
186 | 00:08:36,684 | 00:08:38,919 | I GUESS THE EARTH REALLY IS DOOMED. | I GUESS THE EARTH REALLY IS DOOMED. |
187 | 00:08:38,986 | 00:08:42,289 | MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. | MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. |
188 | 00:08:42,355 | 00:08:43,791 | MEET ME IN THE CARGO HOLD | MEET ME IN THE CARGO HOLD |
189 | 00:08:43,857 | 00:08:47,327 | AND DON'T FORGET YOUR POTATO PEELER. | AND DON'T FORGET YOUR POTATO PEELER. |
190 | 00:08:47,394 | 00:08:49,362 | COMMANDER, EARTH IS DEFENSELESS. | COMMANDER, EARTH IS DEFENSELESS. |
191 | 00:08:49,429 | 00:08:51,164 | NOW IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE. | NOW IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE. |
192 | 00:08:51,231 | 00:08:52,132 | EXCELLENT. | EXCELLENT. |
193 | 00:08:52,199 | 00:08:53,533 | WE'LL PUMMEL THEIR CITIES | WE'LL PUMMEL THEIR CITIES |
194 | 00:08:53,601 | 00:08:55,703 | WITH OUR ANTIMATTER ROCKETS. | WITH OUR ANTIMATTER ROCKETS. |
195 | 00:08:55,769 | 00:08:58,071 | BRING THE WEAPONS ON-LINE. | BRING THE WEAPONS ON-LINE. |
196 | 00:08:58,138 | 00:09:00,674 | NO. I MEAN NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME | NO. I MEAN NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME |
197 | 00:09:00,741 | 00:09:03,677 | FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I TO GO ON STRIKE. | FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I TO GO ON STRIKE. |
198 | 00:09:03,744 | 00:09:06,647 | WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN YEARS. | WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN YEARS. |
199 | 00:09:06,714 | 00:09:08,148 | FIRST, YOU DESTROY THE EARTH, | FIRST, YOU DESTROY THE EARTH, |
200 | 00:09:08,215 | 00:09:11,585 | THEN MAYBE WE'LL DISCUSS HAVING SUNDAYS OFF. | THEN MAYBE WE'LL DISCUSS HAVING SUNDAYS OFF. |
201 | 00:09:11,652 | 00:09:14,387 | POWER TO THE WORKERS! | POWER TO THE WORKERS! |
202 | 00:09:14,454 | 00:09:17,090 | HOW'S OPERATION SPUD GOING, CADET? | HOW'S OPERATION SPUD GOING, CADET? |
203 | 00:09:17,157 | 00:09:19,292 | 24,323 POUNDS DOWN. | 24,323 POUNDS DOWN. |
204 | 00:09:19,359 | 00:09:22,930 | 448,677 POUNDS TO GO. | 448,677 POUNDS TO GO. |
205 | 00:09:22,996 | 00:09:25,265 | [CLANKING] | [CLANKING] |
206 | 00:09:27,234 | 00:09:28,736 | EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING. | EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING. |
207 | 00:09:31,705 | 00:09:33,373 | TARGET THE EARTH CITIES. | TARGET THE EARTH CITIES. |
208 | 00:09:33,440 | 00:09:35,208 | [BEEPING] | [BEEPING] |
209 | 00:09:36,509 | 00:09:38,245 | EARTH CITIES TARGETED. | EARTH CITIES TARGETED. |
210 | 00:09:42,883 | 00:09:44,985 | I'M CLOSING IN ON THE MARTIAN SHIP. | I'M CLOSING IN ON THE MARTIAN SHIP. |
211 | 00:09:45,052 | 00:09:47,354 | ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET? | ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET? |
212 | 00:09:47,420 | 00:09:49,356 | L-L-LAST ONE. | L-L-LAST ONE. |
213 | 00:09:50,958 | 00:09:53,126 | I'M ONLY GONNA GET ONE PASS AT THIS. | I'M ONLY GONNA GET ONE PASS AT THIS. |
214 | 00:09:53,193 | 00:09:55,328 | Cadet: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, CAPTAIN. | Cadet: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, CAPTAIN. |
215 | 00:09:55,395 | 00:09:59,366 | NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE TARGETING COMPUTER. | NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE TARGETING COMPUTER. |
216 | 00:10:06,406 | 00:10:08,341 | THE WEAPONS ARE READY, COMMANDER. | THE WEAPONS ARE READY, COMMANDER. |
217 | 00:10:08,408 | 00:10:09,843 | ON MY COMMAND. | ON MY COMMAND. |
218 | 00:10:09,910 | 00:10:13,380 | I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT. | I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT. |
219 | 00:10:13,446 | 00:10:14,414 | TARGET IN RANGE. | TARGET IN RANGE. |
220 | 00:10:14,481 | 00:10:15,983 | [BEEPING] | [BEEPING] |
221 | 00:10:16,049 | 00:10:17,384 | FIRE! | FIRE! |
222 | 00:10:22,555 | 00:10:24,024 | FIRE! | FIRE! |
223 | 00:10:38,305 | 00:10:39,406 | YIPPEE! | YIPPEE! |
224 | 00:10:39,472 | 00:10:41,641 | CRUD. | CRUD. |
225 | 00:10:43,476 | 00:10:45,112 | AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. | AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. |
226 | 00:10:45,178 | 00:10:47,214 | INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM, | INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM, |
227 | 00:10:47,280 | 00:10:50,951 | DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS, | DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS, |
228 | 00:10:51,018 | 00:10:53,787 | COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS. | COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS. |
229 | 00:10:53,854 | 00:10:55,655 | [CROWD MURMURING] | [CROWD MURMURING] |
230 | 00:10:55,723 | 00:10:57,290 | ORDER IN THE COURT. | ORDER IN THE COURT. |
231 | 00:10:57,357 | 00:11:00,861 | THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION, | THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION, |
232 | 00:11:00,928 | 00:11:03,430 | AND IN THE TRIAL OF DUCK DODGERS, | AND IN THE TRIAL OF DUCK DODGERS, |
233 | 00:11:03,496 | 00:11:05,365 | I FIND THE DEFENDANT... | I FIND THE DEFENDANT... |
234 | 00:11:09,569 | 00:11:11,204 | 100%... | 100%... |
235 | 00:11:11,271 | 00:11:12,572 | NOT GUILTY. | NOT GUILTY. |
236 | 00:11:12,639 | 00:11:14,307 | [CHEERING] | [CHEERING] |
237 | 00:11:16,543 | 00:11:18,378 | SALTY SNACKS? | SALTY SNACKS? |
238 | 00:11:18,445 | 00:11:19,880 | WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME | WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME |
239 | 00:11:19,947 | 00:11:22,215 | HE WAS SUCH A TACTICAL GENIUS? | HE WAS SUCH A TACTICAL GENIUS? |
240 | 00:11:22,282 | 00:11:23,616 | WHO KNEW? | WHO KNEW? |
241 | 00:11:23,683 | 00:11:26,386 | DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. | DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. |
242 | 00:11:26,453 | 00:11:30,157 | MAYBE YOU ARE A GREAT PROTECTORATE SPACE CAPTAIN. | MAYBE YOU ARE A GREAT PROTECTORATE SPACE CAPTAIN. |
243 | 00:11:30,223 | 00:11:31,992 | I.Q. HI: DODGERS, I JUST GOT THE BILL | I.Q. HI: DODGERS, I JUST GOT THE BILL |
244 | 00:11:32,059 | 00:11:34,061 | FOR THE PLANETWIDE POTATO CHIP CLEANUP. | FOR THE PLANETWIDE POTATO CHIP CLEANUP. |
245 | 00:11:34,127 | 00:11:37,297 | YOU OWE US 48 MILLION TRILLION ASTRO DOLLARS. | YOU OWE US 48 MILLION TRILLION ASTRO DOLLARS. |
246 | 00:11:37,364 | 00:11:40,667 | IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WORKING NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS | IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WORKING NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS |
247 | 00:11:40,734 | 00:11:44,071 | FOR THE NEXT 350 YEARS. | FOR THE NEXT 350 YEARS. |
248 | 00:11:44,137 | 00:11:48,175 | WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE JOB SECURITY. | WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE JOB SECURITY. |
249 | 00:11:59,252 | 00:12:00,487 | THIS MAY BE THE END. | THIS MAY BE THE END. |
250 | 00:12:00,553 | 00:12:02,022 | SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT. | SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT. |
251 | 00:12:02,089 | 00:12:04,557 | I CAN'T REMEMBER A MORE DIRE SITUATION. | I CAN'T REMEMBER A MORE DIRE SITUATION. |
252 | 00:12:04,624 | 00:12:06,026 | Announcer: WELL, THIS IS IT. | Announcer: WELL, THIS IS IT. |
253 | 00:12:06,093 | 00:12:06,960 | THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WITH TWO OUTS | THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WITH TWO OUTS |
254 | 00:12:07,027 | 00:12:08,195 | AND TWO MEN ON BASE. | AND TWO MEN ON BASE. |
255 | 00:12:08,261 | 00:12:11,064 | HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH. | HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH. |
256 | 00:12:11,131 | 00:12:13,901 | Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. | Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. |
257 | 00:12:13,967 | 00:12:16,203 | WHAT?! PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK! | WHAT?! PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK! |
258 | 00:12:16,269 | 00:12:17,004 | [CLICK] | [CLICK] |
259 | 00:12:17,070 | 00:12:18,305 | HA HA HA! HEY, KIDS! | HA HA HA! HEY, KIDS! |
260 | 00:12:18,371 | 00:12:19,940 | Male voice: OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED | Male voice: OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED |
261 | 00:12:20,007 | 00:12:21,241 | BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM | BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM |
262 | 00:12:21,308 | 00:12:23,877 | INTENT ON DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET. | INTENT ON DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET. |
263 | 00:12:23,944 | 00:12:26,113 | RESCUE US FROM OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT. | RESCUE US FROM OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT. |
264 | 00:12:26,179 | 00:12:29,449 | WE IMPLORE YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY AS A PROTECTORATE-- | WE IMPLORE YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY AS A PROTECTORATE-- |
265 | 00:12:29,516 | 00:12:31,618 | BOY, DOES HE HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. | BOY, DOES HE HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. |
266 | 00:12:31,684 | 00:12:32,719 | WHAT WAS THAT? | WHAT WAS THAT? |
267 | 00:12:32,786 | 00:12:34,454 | JUST A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL. | JUST A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL. |
268 | 00:12:34,521 | 00:12:37,357 | THAT'S FUNNY. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME. | THAT'S FUNNY. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME. |
269 | 00:12:37,424 | 00:12:42,062 | WELL, CADET, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. | WELL, CADET, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. |
270 | 00:12:42,129 | 00:12:44,932 | Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. | Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. |
271 | 00:12:44,998 | 00:12:48,368 | OR MAYBE I WAS SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. | OR MAYBE I WAS SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. |
272 | 00:12:55,242 | 00:12:58,178 | CADET, I'VE LANDED ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE. | CADET, I'VE LANDED ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE. |
273 | 00:12:58,245 | 00:12:59,379 | DO YOU READ ME? | DO YOU READ ME? |
274 | 00:12:59,446 | 00:13:01,281 | LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN. | LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN. |
275 | 00:13:02,482 | 00:13:03,917 | BREATHTAKING. | BREATHTAKING. |
276 | 00:13:03,984 | 00:13:06,219 | YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY OF A PLACE. | YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY OF A PLACE. |
277 | 00:13:06,286 | 00:13:07,520 | [SPLAT] | [SPLAT] |
278 | 00:13:07,587 | 00:13:10,423 | ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO? | ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO? |
279 | 00:13:10,490 | 00:13:13,593 | THE CAPTAIN STEPPED IN POO AGAIN. HA HA HA! | THE CAPTAIN STEPPED IN POO AGAIN. HA HA HA! |
280 | 00:13:13,660 | 00:13:15,662 | YUCK, AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS. | YUCK, AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS. |
281 | 00:13:15,728 | 00:13:17,230 | THERE. | THERE. |
282 | 00:13:17,297 | 00:13:18,598 | HEY, DOWN HERE. | HEY, DOWN HERE. |
283 | 00:13:18,665 | 00:13:20,300 | YES. A HONEY OF A PLACE WITH-- | YES. A HONEY OF A PLACE WITH-- |
284 | 00:13:20,367 | 00:13:21,301 | DOWN HERE. | DOWN HERE. |
285 | 00:13:21,368 | 00:13:22,269 | WE ARE THE GOOZERS, | WE ARE THE GOOZERS, |
286 | 00:13:22,335 | 00:13:24,037 | AND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE. | AND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE. |
287 | 00:13:24,104 | 00:13:27,240 | SOME OF THE MOST HIDEOUS, REVOLTING, YUCKY, STINKY, | SOME OF THE MOST HIDEOUS, REVOLTING, YUCKY, STINKY, |
288 | 00:13:27,307 | 00:13:30,677 | CREEPY, SMELLY, PUKEY, NASTY, | CREEPY, SMELLY, PUKEY, NASTY, |
289 | 00:13:30,743 | 00:13:33,881 | GROSSENHEIMER, SLUG-LIKE ALIENS. | GROSSENHEIMER, SLUG-LIKE ALIENS. |
290 | 00:13:33,947 | 00:13:35,983 | DID I MENTION THEY'RE SICKENING, GHASTLY, | DID I MENTION THEY'RE SICKENING, GHASTLY, |
291 | 00:13:36,049 | 00:13:37,918 | PUSTULE-LOOKING CREATURES? | PUSTULE-LOOKING CREATURES? |
292 | 00:13:37,985 | 00:13:39,119 | UH, C-C-CAPTAIN, | UH, C-C-CAPTAIN, |
293 | 00:13:39,186 | 00:13:41,288 | HADN'T YOU BETTER BEGIN THE OPERATION? | HADN'T YOU BETTER BEGIN THE OPERATION? |
294 | 00:13:41,354 | 00:13:44,491 | THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. | THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. |
295 | 00:13:44,557 | 00:13:46,193 | [ENGINE STARTS] | [ENGINE STARTS] |
296 | 00:13:47,060 | 00:13:48,695 | YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! | YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! |
297 | 00:13:48,761 | 00:13:51,398 | COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS. | COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS. |
298 | 00:13:51,464 | 00:13:52,765 | BUT WE... | BUT WE... |
299 | 00:13:52,832 | 00:13:54,067 | [MUFFLED] CALLED YOU. | [MUFFLED] CALLED YOU. |
300 | 00:13:54,134 | 00:13:57,037 | LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS AT THE ZOO. | LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS AT THE ZOO. |
301 | 00:13:59,272 | 00:14:00,840 | YEE-HAW! | YEE-HAW! |
302 | 00:14:01,541 | 00:14:03,376 | BOOGER. 12:00. | BOOGER. 12:00. |
303 | 00:14:03,443 | 00:14:07,080 | THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING. | THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING. |
304 | 00:14:07,147 | 00:14:08,681 | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. |
305 | 00:14:08,748 | 00:14:11,851 | DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5? | DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5? |
306 | 00:14:11,919 | 00:14:13,686 | WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS HEAD INJURY, | WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS HEAD INJURY, |
307 | 00:14:13,753 | 00:14:15,889 | I KIND OF LOST TRACK MYSELF, | I KIND OF LOST TRACK MYSELF, |
308 | 00:14:15,956 | 00:14:18,258 | SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION. | SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION. |
309 | 00:14:18,325 | 00:14:21,628 | DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? | DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? |
310 | 00:14:21,694 | 00:14:23,330 | [SPLAT] | [SPLAT] |
311 | 00:14:23,396 | 00:14:26,099 | I'M SORRY WE HAD TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN. | I'M SORRY WE HAD TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN. |
312 | 00:14:26,166 | 00:14:29,069 | AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH! | AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH! |
313 | 00:14:29,136 | 00:14:31,671 | YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS! | YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS! |
314 | 00:14:31,738 | 00:14:34,307 | LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? | LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? |
315 | 00:14:36,409 | 00:14:38,345 | WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU IS, | WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU IS, |
316 | 00:14:38,411 | 00:14:41,081 | All: WE'RE NOT THE EVIL INVADERS. | All: WE'RE NOT THE EVIL INVADERS. |
317 | 00:14:41,148 | 00:14:42,916 | WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. | WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. |
318 | 00:14:42,983 | 00:14:45,152 | YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING | YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING |
319 | 00:14:45,218 | 00:14:47,420 | BEFORE I STARTED FREEZING EVERYBODY. | BEFORE I STARTED FREEZING EVERYBODY. |
320 | 00:14:47,487 | 00:14:48,755 | BUT WE-- SAY, | BUT WE-- SAY, |
321 | 00:14:48,821 | 00:14:50,390 | IF YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBALLS | IF YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBALLS |
322 | 00:14:50,457 | 00:14:51,791 | AREN'T THE INVADERS, | AREN'T THE INVADERS, |
323 | 00:14:51,858 | 00:14:53,326 | THEN WHO IS? | THEN WHO IS? |
324 | 00:14:53,393 | 00:14:54,327 | THEY ARE. | THEY ARE. |
325 | 00:14:56,296 | 00:14:57,664 | THEY'RE THE CATAPOIDS, | THEY'RE THE CATAPOIDS, |
326 | 00:14:57,730 | 00:14:59,366 | AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED | AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED |
327 | 00:14:59,432 | 00:15:00,667 | BEFORE THE SUN SETS. | BEFORE THE SUN SETS. |
328 | 00:15:00,733 | 00:15:03,070 | LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY, GOO BOY. | LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY, GOO BOY. |
329 | 00:15:03,136 | 00:15:07,207 | I'LL HANDLE THIS INVESTIGATION PERSONALLY. | I'LL HANDLE THIS INVESTIGATION PERSONALLY. |
330 | 00:15:07,274 | 00:15:10,410 | HOLD ON, GIRLS! DADDY'S COMING! | HOLD ON, GIRLS! DADDY'S COMING! |
331 | 00:15:14,214 | 00:15:16,149 | NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS. | NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
332 | 00:15:16,216 | 00:15:18,351 | Goozer: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK. | Goozer: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK. |
333 | 00:15:18,418 | 00:15:19,219 | JUST STAY COOL. | JUST STAY COOL. |
334 | 00:15:19,286 | 00:15:21,188 | SORRY. FIGURE OF SPEECH. | SORRY. FIGURE OF SPEECH. |
335 | 00:15:21,254 | 00:15:22,822 | EXCUSE ME, MY FINE PUSTULE, | EXCUSE ME, MY FINE PUSTULE, |
336 | 00:15:22,889 | 00:15:24,557 | B-B-BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS? | B-B-BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS? |
337 | 00:15:24,624 | 00:15:26,393 | NOT SINCE HE CONFUSED US WITH THE INVADERS | NOT SINCE HE CONFUSED US WITH THE INVADERS |
338 | 00:15:26,459 | 00:15:28,095 | AND DROVE AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, | AND DROVE AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, |
339 | 00:15:28,161 | 00:15:30,063 | SHOOTING AT US WITH THAT STUPID FREEZE RAY, | SHOOTING AT US WITH THAT STUPID FREEZE RAY, |
340 | 00:15:30,130 | 00:15:31,364 | INCAPACITATING MOST OF US, | INCAPACITATING MOST OF US, |
341 | 00:15:31,431 | 00:15:33,100 | ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN, | ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN, |
342 | 00:15:33,166 | 00:15:34,401 | THE ELDERLY, THE WEAK, AND THE SICK, | THE ELDERLY, THE WEAK, AND THE SICK, |
343 | 00:15:34,467 | 00:15:36,103 | AND THEN HE LEFT US TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS | AND THEN HE LEFT US TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS |
344 | 00:15:36,169 | 00:15:37,937 | SO HE COULD FRATERNIZE WITH THE EVIL INVADERS. | SO HE COULD FRATERNIZE WITH THE EVIL INVADERS. |
345 | 00:15:38,005 | 00:15:40,307 | HA HA HA! GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS. | HA HA HA! GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
346 | 00:15:40,373 | 00:15:42,175 | UH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? | UH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? |
347 | 00:15:42,242 | 00:15:44,144 | HE'S WITH THEM-- THE CATAPOIDS-- | HE'S WITH THEM-- THE CATAPOIDS-- |
348 | 00:15:44,211 | 00:15:45,912 | AND HE'S IN INCREDIBLE DANGER, | AND HE'S IN INCREDIBLE DANGER, |
349 | 00:15:45,979 | 00:15:49,449 | FOR AT SUNSET, THEY WILL TURN. | FOR AT SUNSET, THEY WILL TURN. |
350 | 00:15:49,516 | 00:15:51,084 | UH, T-T-TURN? | UH, T-T-TURN? |
351 | 00:15:51,151 | 00:15:52,785 | OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. | OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. |
352 | 00:15:52,852 | 00:15:56,156 | HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! | HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! |
353 | 00:15:56,223 | 00:15:57,490 | UH, T-T-TOO LATE? | UH, T-T-TOO LATE? |
354 | 00:15:57,557 | 00:16:01,228 | YES. TOO LATE. | YES. TOO LATE. |
355 | 00:16:02,895 | 00:16:04,097 | Duck Dodgers: IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER | Duck Dodgers: IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER |
356 | 00:16:04,164 | 00:16:05,732 | FOR 6 1/2 HOURS, | FOR 6 1/2 HOURS, |
357 | 00:16:05,798 | 00:16:09,836 | BUT I ALREADY FEEL A DEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. | BUT I ALREADY FEEL A DEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. |
358 | 00:16:09,902 | 00:16:11,438 | BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? | BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? |
359 | 00:16:11,504 | 00:16:14,274 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
360 | 00:16:15,342 | 00:16:17,744 | RIGHT. I'LL JUST CALL YOU COOKIE. | RIGHT. I'LL JUST CALL YOU COOKIE. |
361 | 00:16:20,013 | 00:16:21,548 | POTATOES, CARROTS, AND ONIONS. | POTATOES, CARROTS, AND ONIONS. |
362 | 00:16:21,614 | 00:16:24,684 | NOW I KNOW WHAT A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE. | NOW I KNOW WHAT A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE. |
363 | 00:16:27,887 | 00:16:30,057 | GREAT VIEW. | GREAT VIEW. |
364 | 00:16:31,224 | 00:16:33,960 | SAY, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE LOOSE. | SAY, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE LOOSE. |
365 | 00:16:34,027 | 00:16:35,262 | THANKS. | THANKS. |
366 | 00:16:35,328 | 00:16:37,997 | YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX, AREN'T YOU? | YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX, AREN'T YOU? |
367 | 00:16:38,065 | 00:16:39,266 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
368 | 00:16:39,332 | 00:16:43,236 | MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU. | MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU. |
369 | 00:16:43,303 | 00:16:45,205 | THE CAPTAIN'S IN TR-TR-TR-- | THE CAPTAIN'S IN TR-TR-TR-- |
370 | 00:16:45,272 | 00:16:47,207 | OH, HE'S IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. | OH, HE'S IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. |
371 | 00:16:47,274 | 00:16:50,009 | WHAT'S THIS? MORE FOOD. | WHAT'S THIS? MORE FOOD. |
372 | 00:16:50,077 | 00:16:51,211 | THANK YOU, MY BEAUTY. | THANK YOU, MY BEAUTY. |
373 | 00:16:51,278 | 00:16:53,846 | EACH GIRL MORE LOVELY THAN THE LAST. | EACH GIRL MORE LOVELY THAN THE LAST. |
374 | 00:16:53,913 | 00:16:55,682 | STEP FORWARD, MY EXOTIC BEAUTY, | STEP FORWARD, MY EXOTIC BEAUTY, |
375 | 00:16:55,748 | 00:16:58,285 | FOR I AM A GENTLE LOVER. | FOR I AM A GENTLE LOVER. |
376 | 00:16:59,419 | 00:17:02,355 | YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY INTOXICATES ME. | YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY INTOXICATES ME. |
377 | 00:17:02,422 | 00:17:04,591 | HELLO, SIR. YOU CAN TALK! | HELLO, SIR. YOU CAN TALK! |
378 | 00:17:04,657 | 00:17:05,792 | AMERICAN! | AMERICAN! |
379 | 00:17:05,858 | 00:17:07,260 | OF COURSE I CAN, CAPTAIN DODGERS. | OF COURSE I CAN, CAPTAIN DODGERS. |
380 | 00:17:07,327 | 00:17:09,262 | OH, MY GOSH. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? | OH, MY GOSH. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? |
381 | 00:17:09,329 | 00:17:11,198 | SIR, I'M THE CADET. | SIR, I'M THE CADET. |
382 | 00:17:11,264 | 00:17:12,699 | YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. | YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. |
383 | 00:17:12,765 | 00:17:15,635 | YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY ASSISTANT. | YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY ASSISTANT. |
384 | 00:17:15,702 | 00:17:17,504 | SIR, IT'S J-J-JUST ME. | SIR, IT'S J-J-JUST ME. |
385 | 00:17:17,570 | 00:17:18,571 | I'M WEARING A WIG. | I'M WEARING A WIG. |
386 | 00:17:18,638 | 00:17:19,972 | ME, TOO! | ME, TOO! |
387 | 00:17:20,039 | 00:17:21,541 | TECHNICALLY, IT'S A TOUPEE-- | TECHNICALLY, IT'S A TOUPEE-- |
388 | 00:17:21,608 | 00:17:24,777 | VERY EXPENSIVE FROM A NATIONALLY KNOWN HAIR ASSOCIATION. | VERY EXPENSIVE FROM A NATIONALLY KNOWN HAIR ASSOCIATION. |
389 | 00:17:24,844 | 00:17:26,079 | WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS? | WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS? |
390 | 00:17:26,146 | 00:17:27,680 | WELL, I JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO | WELL, I JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO |
391 | 00:17:27,747 | 00:17:30,150 | FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS. | FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS. |
392 | 00:17:30,217 | 00:17:31,451 | MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF. | MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF. |
393 | 00:17:31,518 | 00:17:33,786 | I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THIS THING. | I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THIS THING. |
394 | 00:17:33,853 | 00:17:37,190 | C-C-CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN A BIT OFF TRACK. | C-C-CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN A BIT OFF TRACK. |
395 | 00:17:37,257 | 00:17:38,491 | DO YOU REMEMBER THE CADET? | DO YOU REMEMBER THE CADET? |
396 | 00:17:38,558 | 00:17:40,059 | VAGUELY. | VAGUELY. |
397 | 00:17:40,127 | 00:17:41,361 | TRY AND PICTURE HIM. | TRY AND PICTURE HIM. |
398 | 00:17:41,428 | 00:17:42,229 | OK. | OK. |
399 | 00:17:42,295 | 00:17:44,331 | NOW PICTURE ME. GOT IT. | NOW PICTURE ME. GOT IT. |
400 | 00:17:44,397 | 00:17:46,399 | EH, DO YOU NOTICE ANY SIMILARITIES? | EH, DO YOU NOTICE ANY SIMILARITIES? |
401 | 00:17:47,234 | 00:17:48,401 | NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NONE. | NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NONE. |
402 | 00:17:48,468 | 00:17:52,372 | TRY A LITTLE HARDER. C-C-CONCENTRATE. | TRY A LITTLE HARDER. C-C-CONCENTRATE. |
403 | 00:17:54,006 | 00:17:55,508 | CADET? | CADET? |
404 | 00:17:55,575 | 00:17:56,243 | UH, YES. | UH, YES. |
405 | 00:17:56,309 | 00:17:58,645 | YOU'RE A WOMAN? | YOU'RE A WOMAN? |
406 | 00:18:00,413 | 00:18:03,516 | NO! THIS IS JUST A STUPID DISGUISE! | NO! THIS IS JUST A STUPID DISGUISE! |
407 | 00:18:03,583 | 00:18:06,018 | I PUT IT ON SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND RESCUE YOU! | I PUT IT ON SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND RESCUE YOU! |
408 | 00:18:06,085 | 00:18:07,787 | OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED. | OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED. |
409 | 00:18:07,854 | 00:18:12,225 | I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF HERE WITH THESE GIRLS. | I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF HERE WITH THESE GIRLS. |
410 | 00:18:12,292 | 00:18:14,527 | B-B-BUT, SIR, THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS. | B-B-BUT, SIR, THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS. |
411 | 00:18:14,594 | 00:18:16,296 | DON'T YOU THINK I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE | DON'T YOU THINK I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE |
412 | 00:18:16,363 | 00:18:18,465 | BETWEEN A REAL GIRL AND AN IMPOSTER? | BETWEEN A REAL GIRL AND AN IMPOSTER? |
413 | 00:18:18,531 | 00:18:19,599 | WELL... | WELL... |
414 | 00:18:19,666 | 00:18:22,435 | GIRLS, TAKE THIS HOME-WRECKER INTO CUSTODY. | GIRLS, TAKE THIS HOME-WRECKER INTO CUSTODY. |
415 | 00:18:22,502 | 00:18:25,572 | TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B." | TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B." |
416 | 00:18:25,638 | 00:18:27,407 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
417 | 00:18:30,743 | 00:18:33,546 | I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS | I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS |
418 | 00:18:33,613 | 00:18:37,049 | AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE. | AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE. |
419 | 00:18:37,116 | 00:18:39,219 | [CLICK CLICK] | [CLICK CLICK] |
420 | 00:18:39,286 | 00:18:40,520 | I DON'T UNDERSTAND. | I DON'T UNDERSTAND. |
421 | 00:18:40,587 | 00:18:42,555 | CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY, | CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY, |
422 | 00:18:42,622 | 00:18:45,225 | AND EVERYTHING WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE. | AND EVERYTHING WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE. |
423 | 00:18:46,959 | 00:18:49,061 | [GRUNTING] | [GRUNTING] |
424 | 00:18:49,128 | 00:18:53,200 | HE NEVER...DOES HIS... INSPECTIONS! | HE NEVER...DOES HIS... INSPECTIONS! |
425 | 00:18:54,567 | 00:18:56,236 | OH, D-D-DEAR. | OH, D-D-DEAR. |
426 | 00:18:58,705 | 00:19:00,340 | NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, | NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, |
427 | 00:19:00,407 | 00:19:02,074 | BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN-- | BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN-- |
428 | 00:19:02,141 | 00:19:03,376 | HA HA! OH, MY. | HA HA! OH, MY. |
429 | 00:19:03,443 | 00:19:05,345 | THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA-- TAKING EFFECT. | THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA-- TAKING EFFECT. |
430 | 00:19:05,412 | 00:19:08,548 | PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THIS SWEET. | PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THIS SWEET. |
431 | 00:19:08,615 | 00:19:10,317 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
432 | 00:19:10,383 | 00:19:13,220 | I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK. | I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK. |
433 | 00:19:13,286 | 00:19:17,224 | PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M HERE TO WARN YOU. | PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M HERE TO WARN YOU. |
434 | 00:19:17,290 | 00:19:18,425 | WARN ME ABOUT WHAT? | WARN ME ABOUT WHAT? |
435 | 00:19:18,491 | 00:19:20,327 | ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CATAPOIDS. | ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CATAPOIDS. |
436 | 00:19:20,393 | 00:19:21,828 | THE GIRLS--HA HA! | THE GIRLS--HA HA! |
437 | 00:19:21,894 | 00:19:22,862 | THEY'RE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM. | THEY'RE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM. |
438 | 00:19:22,929 | 00:19:24,264 | THEY'RE--HA HA HA! | THEY'RE--HA HA HA! |
439 | 00:19:24,331 | 00:19:26,233 | THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS. HA HA HA! | THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS. HA HA HA! |
440 | 00:19:26,299 | 00:19:28,100 | THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! | THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! |
441 | 00:19:28,167 | 00:19:30,102 | THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA-- RIP--HA HA HA! | THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA-- RIP--HA HA HA! |
442 | 00:19:30,169 | 00:19:31,304 | THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA! | THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA! |
443 | 00:19:31,371 | 00:19:32,639 | RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA! | RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA! |
444 | 00:19:32,705 | 00:19:34,441 | HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST-- HA HA HA! | HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST-- HA HA HA! |
445 | 00:19:34,507 | 00:19:36,643 | FEAST--HA HA-- ON YOUR FLESH! | FEAST--HA HA-- ON YOUR FLESH! |
446 | 00:19:36,709 | 00:19:38,878 | HA HA HA! IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA-- | HA HA HA! IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA-- |
447 | 00:19:38,945 | 00:19:40,247 | UNHOLY RITUAL! | UNHOLY RITUAL! |
448 | 00:19:40,313 | 00:19:43,316 | HA HA HA! IF THEY'RE GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME-- | HA HA HA! IF THEY'RE GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME-- |
449 | 00:19:43,383 | 00:19:44,351 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
450 | 00:19:44,417 | 00:19:46,052 | WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO YOU? | WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO YOU? |
451 | 00:19:46,118 | 00:19:47,787 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
452 | 00:19:47,854 | 00:19:50,890 | WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF--HA HA HA! | WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF--HA HA HA! |
453 | 00:19:50,957 | 00:19:52,792 | A LOT OF SCREAMING! HA HA HA! | A LOT OF SCREAMING! HA HA HA! |
454 | 00:19:52,859 | 00:19:54,894 | SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA! | SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA! |
455 | 00:19:54,961 | 00:19:57,129 | OH, AND THEN THE PROTECTORATE | OH, AND THEN THE PROTECTORATE |
456 | 00:19:57,196 | 00:19:59,098 | WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA! | WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA! |
457 | 00:19:59,165 | 00:20:01,801 | NOTIFY MY MOTHER! HA HA HA! | NOTIFY MY MOTHER! HA HA HA! |
458 | 00:20:01,868 | 00:20:03,570 | HELLO, LADIES! HA! | HELLO, LADIES! HA! |
459 | 00:20:03,636 | 00:20:06,038 | I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HUH? HA HA! | I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HUH? HA HA! |
460 | 00:20:06,105 | 00:20:07,139 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
461 | 00:20:07,206 | 00:20:09,075 | YOU BETTER RUN LIKE THE DICKENS! | YOU BETTER RUN LIKE THE DICKENS! |
462 | 00:20:09,141 | 00:20:10,743 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
463 | 00:20:10,810 | 00:20:14,814 | I GUESS IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA! | I GUESS IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA! |
464 | 00:20:14,881 | 00:20:16,549 | HEAVY ARTILLERY! | HEAVY ARTILLERY! |
465 | 00:20:16,616 | 00:20:19,686 | HA HA HA! | HA HA HA! |
466 | 00:20:22,088 | 00:20:25,124 | Duck Dodgers: THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS ARE SO LOVELY. | Duck Dodgers: THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS ARE SO LOVELY. |
467 | 00:20:25,191 | 00:20:26,559 | I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE SETTLE DOWN | I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE SETTLE DOWN |
468 | 00:20:26,626 | 00:20:29,696 | AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME. | AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME. |
469 | 00:20:29,762 | 00:20:32,131 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
470 | 00:20:32,198 | 00:20:35,167 | HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE BABY TALK. | HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE BABY TALK. |
471 | 00:20:35,234 | 00:20:37,270 | [HISSING] | [HISSING] |
472 | 00:20:44,311 | 00:20:46,513 | [ROARING] | [ROARING] |
473 | 00:20:47,480 | 00:20:50,683 | WHAT SAY YOU GIVE US A KISS? | WHAT SAY YOU GIVE US A KISS? |
474 | 00:20:50,750 | 00:20:53,152 | MMM. | MMM. |
475 | 00:20:53,219 | 00:20:56,723 | COME ON, SWEETHEART. LAY ONE ON ME. | COME ON, SWEETHEART. LAY ONE ON ME. |
476 | 00:20:56,789 | 00:20:58,858 | WOW! WHAT A KISSER! | WOW! WHAT A KISSER! |
477 | 00:20:58,925 | 00:21:00,927 | [BIRDS CHIRPING] | [BIRDS CHIRPING] |
478 | 00:21:03,129 | 00:21:06,833 | S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK, YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU. | S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK, YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU. |
479 | 00:21:06,899 | 00:21:08,301 | [LAUGHING] | [LAUGHING] |
480 | 00:21:28,488 | 00:21:30,423 | 48.2 KILOMILES. | 48.2 KILOMILES. |
481 | 00:21:30,490 | 00:21:32,759 | A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. | A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. |
482 | 00:21:34,861 | 00:21:36,262 | [LAUGHING] | [LAUGHING] |
483 | 00:21:36,329 | 00:21:38,765 | B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY. | B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY. |
484 | 00:21:44,804 | 00:21:46,038 | [BUZZING] | [BUZZING] |
485 | 00:21:47,106 | 00:21:49,642 | I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK. | I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK. |
486 | 00:21:58,751 | 00:22:00,487 | AHH. | AHH. |
487 | 00:22:00,553 | 00:22:03,322 | AAH! MONSTERS! AAH! | AAH! MONSTERS! AAH! |
488 | 00:22:03,390 | 00:22:05,558 | Announcer: AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS | Announcer: AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS |
489 | 00:22:05,625 | 00:22:08,695 | HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS OF LATHICA. | HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS OF LATHICA. |
490 | 00:22:08,761 | 00:22:11,364 | OH, PHOOEY. I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP | OH, PHOOEY. I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP |
491 | 00:22:11,431 | 00:22:13,165 | AND MISSED THE END OF THE GAME. | AND MISSED THE END OF THE GAME. |
492 | 00:22:13,232 | 00:22:15,101 | I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. | I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. |
493 | 00:22:15,167 | 00:22:17,236 | THERE WERE THESE PRETTY GIRLS WHO TALKED FUNNY, | THERE WERE THESE PRETTY GIRLS WHO TALKED FUNNY, |
494 | 00:22:17,303 | 00:22:20,139 | AND THEY TURNED INTO THESE BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR THINGS | AND THEY TURNED INTO THESE BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR THINGS |
495 | 00:22:20,206 | 00:22:22,509 | THAT HAD STINKY BREATH. | THAT HAD STINKY BREATH. |
496 | 00:22:22,575 | 00:22:24,544 | MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! | MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! |
497 | 00:22:24,611 | 00:22:27,313 | DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM, | DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM, |
498 | 00:22:27,380 | 00:22:29,115 | AND DREAMS CAN NEVER HURT YOU. | AND DREAMS CAN NEVER HURT YOU. |
499 | 00:22:29,181 | 00:22:30,550 | THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR... | THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR... |
500 | 00:22:30,617 | 00:22:32,885 | BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS UGLY THING, | BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS UGLY THING, |
501 | 00:22:32,952 | 00:22:35,054 | I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN REAL. | I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN REAL. |