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1 00:00:05,406 00:00:11,179 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
2 00:00:13,414 00:00:17,551 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE
3 00:00:17,618 00:00:20,621 * SURVIVE? * SURVIVE?
4 00:00:21,722 00:00:23,657 * DUCK DODGERS * DUCK DODGERS
5 00:00:23,724 00:00:25,025 * OF THE 24th * OF THE 24th
6 00:00:25,093 00:00:27,795 * AND 1/2 CENTURY * AND 1/2 CENTURY
7 00:00:31,199 00:00:34,034 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
8 00:00:34,102 00:00:36,437 * AND THE WEAK * AND THE WEAK
9 00:00:38,639 00:00:40,374 * DUCK DODGERS * DUCK DODGERS
10 00:00:40,441 00:00:44,578 * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
11 00:00:46,880 00:00:48,916 * IN THE 24th * IN THE 24th
12 00:00:48,982 00:00:54,188 * AND 1/2 CENTURY * AND 1/2 CENTURY
13 00:01:12,540 00:01:14,442 Duck Dodgers: THIS IS THE UNIVERSE. Duck Dodgers: THIS IS THE UNIVERSE.
14 00:01:14,508 00:01:17,278 I WORK HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY-- I WORK HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY--
15 00:01:17,345 00:01:19,113 THAT IS, SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT THAT IS, SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT
16 00:01:19,180 00:01:23,217 AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN 351 YEARS AGO. AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN 351 YEARS AGO.
17 00:01:23,284 00:01:26,154 YEP. DUCK DODGERS. THAT'S ME. YEP. DUCK DODGERS. THAT'S ME.
18 00:01:26,220 00:01:28,122 I JOINED EARTH'S GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, I JOINED EARTH'S GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
19 00:01:28,189 00:01:30,558 AND THEY GAVE ME MY VERY OWN CREW. AND THEY GAVE ME MY VERY OWN CREW.
20 00:01:30,624 00:01:33,594 YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE IS A SWELL OUTFIT. YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE IS A SWELL OUTFIT.
21 00:01:33,661 00:01:36,497 THEY PROTECT EARTH FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS THEY PROTECT EARTH FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS
22 00:01:36,564 00:01:38,866 AND DO LOTS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF... AND DO LOTS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF...
23 00:01:39,967 00:01:41,569 EXCEPT FOR TODAY. EXCEPT FOR TODAY.
24 00:01:41,635 00:01:44,305 TODAY, THEY PLAN TO COURT-MARTIAL ME TODAY, THEY PLAN TO COURT-MARTIAL ME
25 00:01:44,372 00:01:45,839 AND THROW ME IN JAIL. AND THROW ME IN JAIL.
26 00:01:45,906 00:01:48,642 [CROWD MURMURING] [CROWD MURMURING]
27 00:01:48,709 00:01:51,145 Judge: ORDER! ORDER! Judge: ORDER! ORDER!
28 00:01:51,212 00:01:53,214 THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER. THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER.
29 00:01:53,281 00:01:54,482 WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES
30 00:01:54,548 00:01:56,750 AGAINST THIS PROTECTORATE OFFICER? AGAINST THIS PROTECTORATE OFFICER?
31 00:01:56,817 00:01:58,018 I DO, YOUR HONOR. I DO, YOUR HONOR.
32 00:01:58,085 00:01:59,853 CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON.
33 00:01:59,920 00:02:03,257 I CHARGE DUCK DODGERS WITH GROSS INCOMPETENCE I CHARGE DUCK DODGERS WITH GROSS INCOMPETENCE
34 00:02:03,324 00:02:04,992 AND THE DERELICTION OF DUTY AND THE DERELICTION OF DUTY
35 00:02:05,058 00:02:07,027 IN FIGHTING THE MARTIANS. IN FIGHTING THE MARTIANS.
36 00:02:07,094 00:02:08,229 [GRUMBLING] [GRUMBLING]
37 00:02:08,296 00:02:11,565 I CALL DR. I.Q. HI TO THE STAND. I CALL DR. I.Q. HI TO THE STAND.
38 00:02:11,632 00:02:13,301 HEY, DOC. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION HEY, DOC. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION
39 00:02:13,367 00:02:15,503 MY 60 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. MY 60 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
40 00:02:15,569 00:02:18,906 YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
41 00:02:18,972 00:02:21,375 ARE YOU NOT? ARE YOU NOT?
42 00:02:21,442 00:02:24,011 I CONFESS! I DID IT! I DID IT! I CONFESS! I DID IT! I DID IT!
43 00:02:24,077 00:02:26,247 AHEM. THIS TRIAL ISN'T ABOUT YOU. AHEM. THIS TRIAL ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
44 00:02:26,314 00:02:29,082 IT'S ABOUT DODGERS. IT'S ABOUT DODGERS.
45 00:02:29,149 00:02:30,451 OH, YES. OF COURSE. OH, YES. OF COURSE.
46 00:02:30,518 00:02:32,253 UH, FUNNY HOW A GUILTY CONSCIENCE UH, FUNNY HOW A GUILTY CONSCIENCE
47 00:02:32,320 00:02:33,721 PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND. PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND.
48 00:02:33,787 00:02:36,924 CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR? CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR?
49 00:02:36,990 00:02:38,959 WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY, WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY,
50 00:02:39,026 00:02:41,662 I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.
51 00:02:42,563 00:02:44,097 NOT IN ANY CRIMINAL RESPECT. NOT IN ANY CRIMINAL RESPECT.
52 00:02:44,164 00:02:46,300 I MEAN THAT I REVIVED DODGERS I MEAN THAT I REVIVED DODGERS
53 00:02:46,367 00:02:48,202 FROM A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. FROM A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION.
54 00:02:48,269 00:02:50,871 I WAS ABLE TO BRING HIM BACK USING THE SCIENCE I WAS ABLE TO BRING HIM BACK USING THE SCIENCE
55 00:02:50,938 00:02:52,706 OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY. OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY.
56 00:02:52,773 00:02:53,974 AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT? AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT?
57 00:02:54,041 00:02:56,310 AFTER THAT, I WAS ABLE TO SECURE HIM AN APPOINTMENT AFTER THAT, I WAS ABLE TO SECURE HIM AN APPOINTMENT
58 00:02:56,377 00:02:59,046 TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR THE PROTECTORATE. TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
59 00:02:59,112 00:03:01,081 AND WHAT WAS YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS? AND WHAT WAS YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS?
60 00:03:01,148 00:03:03,016 WELL, HE'S A GREAT ASSET. WELL, HE'S A GREAT ASSET.
61 00:03:03,083 00:03:04,385 HIS COMING FROM THE PAST HIS COMING FROM THE PAST
62 00:03:04,452 00:03:06,153 PROVIDES US WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE. PROVIDES US WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE.
63 00:03:06,220 00:03:07,721 IT'S PRETTY STANDARD SCI-FI REASONING. IT'S PRETTY STANDARD SCI-FI REASONING.
64 00:03:07,788 00:03:11,792 WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE DODGERS ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR? WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE DODGERS ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR?
65 00:03:11,859 00:03:15,829 DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF MOON PATROL. DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF MOON PATROL.
66 00:03:15,896 00:03:18,366 YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE, YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE,
67 00:03:18,432 00:03:21,034 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS
68 00:03:21,101 00:03:22,970 FROM THIS INCIDENT. FROM THIS INCIDENT.
69 00:03:34,715 00:03:38,051 Woman: OH, MANFRED, OUR LOVE JUST CANNOT BE. Woman: OH, MANFRED, OUR LOVE JUST CANNOT BE.
70 00:03:38,118 00:03:40,087 SHAMELESS HUSSY. SHAMELESS HUSSY.
71 00:03:40,153 00:03:42,055 UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YO. UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YO.
72 00:03:42,122 00:03:43,357 DIDN'T I.Q. HI TELL US DIDN'T I.Q. HI TELL US
73 00:03:43,424 00:03:45,025 TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MARTIANS? TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MARTIANS?
74 00:03:45,092 00:03:46,894 THAT HE DID... THAT HE DID...
75 00:03:48,095 00:03:49,897 AND I DON'T SEE ANY MARTIANS. AND I DON'T SEE ANY MARTIANS.
76 00:03:49,963 00:03:52,533 I JUST FIGURED WE COULD BE, YOU KNOW, I JUST FIGURED WE COULD BE, YOU KNOW,
77 00:03:52,600 00:03:54,635 ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE FOR ENEMY SHIPS. ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE FOR ENEMY SHIPS.
78 00:03:54,702 00:03:57,405 WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVELY SCAN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVELY SCAN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM
79 00:03:57,471 00:04:00,808 FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF THAT FUNKY SMELL? FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF THAT FUNKY SMELL?
80 00:04:00,874 00:04:01,909 B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN. B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN.
81 00:04:01,975 00:04:03,110 THAT'LL BE ALL, CADET. THAT'LL BE ALL, CADET.
82 00:04:03,176 00:04:04,978 I'LL GIVE HIM A FUNKY SMELL. I'LL GIVE HIM A FUNKY SMELL.
83 00:04:05,045 00:04:06,714 I CAN HEAR YOU. I CAN HEAR YOU.
84 00:04:14,355 00:04:16,123 ROBOT CENTURION, ROBOT CENTURION,
85 00:04:16,189 00:04:17,257 IS THE FLEET IN POSITION? IS THE FLEET IN POSITION?
86 00:04:17,325 00:04:18,592 YES, COMMANDER, YES, COMMANDER,
87 00:04:18,659 00:04:21,094 SAFELY HIDDEN ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. SAFELY HIDDEN ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.
88 00:04:21,161 00:04:23,030 PEACHY. PEACHY.
89 00:04:27,868 00:04:28,802 Centurion: COMMANDER, Centurion: COMMANDER,
90 00:04:28,869 00:04:31,204 WE'VE DETECTED A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT. WE'VE DETECTED A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT.
91 00:04:31,271 00:04:32,840 WHAT?! WHAT?!
92 00:04:32,906 00:04:35,142 [TOILET FLUSHES] [TOILET FLUSHES]
93 00:04:35,208 00:04:37,611 [PANTING] [PANTING]
94 00:04:37,678 00:04:40,147 WHAT DOES HE DO IN THAT BATHROOM? WHAT DOES HE DO IN THAT BATHROOM?
95 00:04:40,213 00:04:41,582 ENGINE NOISES? ENGINE NOISES?
96 00:04:41,649 00:04:43,751 WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANOTHER SHIP FOR... WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANOTHER SHIP FOR...
97 00:04:43,817 00:04:45,085 MILES. MILES.
98 00:04:45,152 00:04:46,019 [GASP] [GASP]
99 00:04:46,086 00:04:47,888 CAPTAIN DODGERS! CAPTAIN DODGERS!
100 00:04:47,955 00:04:50,057 [STUTTERING] [STUTTERING]
101 00:04:51,191 00:04:53,093 FIND YOUR CENTER, HONEY-BAKED. FIND YOUR CENTER, HONEY-BAKED.
102 00:04:53,160 00:04:55,162 M-M-MARTIANS! M-M-MARTIANS!
103 00:04:55,228 00:04:57,698 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MARTIANS? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MARTIANS?
104 00:04:57,765 00:04:59,199 AAH! AAH!
105 00:04:59,266 00:05:01,101 PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY EVASION. PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY EVASION.
106 00:05:01,168 00:05:02,703 FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS! FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS!
107 00:05:02,770 00:05:03,337 UH, CHECK. UH, CHECK.
108 00:05:03,404 00:05:05,138 ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE. ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE.
109 00:05:05,205 00:05:06,073 SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED. SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED.
110 00:05:06,139 00:05:08,509 DEPLOY THE... THE, UM... DEPLOY THE... THE, UM...
111 00:05:08,576 00:05:10,143 I THINK IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON. I THINK IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON.
112 00:05:10,210 00:05:12,279 IT'S, UH, USUALLY FLASHING. IT'S, UH, USUALLY FLASHING.
113 00:05:12,346 00:05:14,482 IT MAKES THE ENGINE GO WHOOSH! IT MAKES THE ENGINE GO WHOOSH!
114 00:05:18,752 00:05:20,854 THE ENEMY SHIP HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, COMMANDER. THE ENEMY SHIP HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, COMMANDER.
115 00:05:20,921 00:05:22,122 IT'S DUCK DODGERS. IT'S DUCK DODGERS.
116 00:05:22,189 00:05:25,526 DODGERS?! VAPORIZE HIM. DODGERS?! VAPORIZE HIM.
117 00:05:33,200 00:05:34,067 OOH! OOH!
118 00:05:34,134 00:05:35,168 DAMAGE REPORT. DAMAGE REPORT.
119 00:05:35,235 00:05:39,072 I THINK I'M GONNA BE...OK. I THINK I'M GONNA BE...OK.
120 00:05:39,139 00:05:41,141 NOT YOU, STUPID. THE SHIP! NOT YOU, STUPID. THE SHIP!
121 00:05:41,208 00:05:42,943 OH. THE SHIP'S MESSED UP. OH. THE SHIP'S MESSED UP.
122 00:05:43,010 00:05:44,044 [CRASH] [CRASH]
123 00:05:47,180 00:05:48,549 WHOA! WHOA!
124 00:05:52,853 00:05:54,788 CADET, YOU CAN HACK INTO THE EARTH'S DEFENSIVE SHIELD CADET, YOU CAN HACK INTO THE EARTH'S DEFENSIVE SHIELD
125 00:05:54,855 00:05:57,090 WITH THIS COMPUTER DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU? WITH THIS COMPUTER DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU?
126 00:05:57,157 00:05:59,159 THAT WOULD BE AGAINST REG--REG-- THAT WOULD BE AGAINST REG--REG--
127 00:05:59,226 00:06:00,160 THAT'S A NO-NO. THAT'S A NO-NO.
128 00:06:00,227 00:06:01,161 [CRASH] [CRASH]
129 00:06:01,228 00:06:03,163 I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN. I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN.
130 00:06:03,230 00:06:04,798 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
131 00:06:04,865 00:06:07,468 NOW SLIDE OVER AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK. NOW SLIDE OVER AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK.
132 00:06:07,535 00:06:10,137 JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS. JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS.
133 00:06:15,375 00:06:17,845 QUICK! THE MARTIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US! QUICK! THE MARTIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US!
134 00:06:20,948 00:06:23,751 AND THE SHIELD IS READY TO BE ENERGIZED... AND THE SHIELD IS READY TO BE ENERGIZED...
135 00:06:23,817 00:06:24,818 NOW! NOW!
136 00:06:29,823 00:06:32,693 UH, YOU DESTROYED THE SHIELD. UH, YOU DESTROYED THE SHIELD.
137 00:06:32,760 00:06:35,896 THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED!
138 00:06:35,963 00:06:38,065 Star Johnson: THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT COUNT. Star Johnson: THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT COUNT.
139 00:06:38,131 00:06:42,335 DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL DURING A FULL-SCALE MARTIAN ATTACK. DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL DURING A FULL-SCALE MARTIAN ATTACK.
140 00:06:42,402 00:06:44,204 Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL! Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL!
141 00:06:44,271 00:06:45,506 THE ONLY THING THAT SPARED US THE ONLY THING THAT SPARED US
142 00:06:45,573 00:06:48,942 WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP. WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP.
143 00:06:49,009 00:06:49,910 I OBJECT! I OBJECT!
144 00:06:49,977 00:06:51,278 ON WHAT GROUNDS? ON WHAT GROUNDS?
145 00:06:51,344 00:06:52,546 ON THE GROUNDS, SIR, ON THE GROUNDS, SIR,
146 00:06:52,613 00:06:54,548 THAT I AM THAT FREAK ACCIDENT. THAT I AM THAT FREAK ACCIDENT.
147 00:06:54,615 00:06:56,917 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
148 00:06:56,984 00:07:00,320 YOU'LL SEE WHEN I PRESENT MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE. YOU'LL SEE WHEN I PRESENT MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE.
149 00:07:00,387 00:07:03,557 I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY SURPRISE WITNESS, I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY SURPRISE WITNESS,
150 00:07:03,624 00:07:06,193 THE MARTIAN QUEEN. THE MARTIAN QUEEN.
151 00:07:10,998 00:07:13,534 I SURE HOPE DODGERS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. I SURE HOPE DODGERS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
152 00:07:15,268 00:07:17,471 I PRESENT HER EXCELLENCE, I PRESENT HER EXCELLENCE,
153 00:07:17,538 00:07:20,207 THE QUEEN OF MARS! THE QUEEN OF MARS!
154 00:07:20,273 00:07:24,845 THANK YOU FOR HONORING THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS. THANK YOU FOR HONORING THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS.
155 00:07:24,912 00:07:26,847 PLEASE, TAKE THE WITNESS STAND. PLEASE, TAKE THE WITNESS STAND.
156 00:07:26,914 00:07:28,616 IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
157 00:07:28,682 00:07:30,551 SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY, SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY,
158 00:07:30,618 00:07:32,520 PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT.
159 00:07:32,586 00:07:34,421 I DON'T HAVE RAVEN HAIR. I DON'T HAVE RAVEN HAIR.
160 00:07:34,488 00:07:36,824 MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW. MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW.
161 00:07:36,890 00:07:40,227 DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS. DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS.
162 00:07:40,293 00:07:41,328 IDENTIFY YOURSELF! IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
163 00:07:41,394 00:07:43,463 I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS. I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS.
164 00:07:43,531 00:07:45,833 AHA. I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. AHA. I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
165 00:07:45,899 00:07:49,102 YOU SUMMONED ME HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YOU SUMMONED ME HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
166 00:07:49,169 00:07:50,671 WHY, YES, I DID. WHY, YES, I DID.
167 00:07:50,738 00:07:52,840 I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
168 00:07:52,906 00:07:55,442 YOUR HIGHNESS, WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU YOUR HIGHNESS, WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU
169 00:07:55,509 00:07:57,878 TO TESTIFY BEFORE THIS AUGUST BODY, TO TESTIFY BEFORE THIS AUGUST BODY,
170 00:07:57,945 00:08:02,315 I REQUESTED A COPY OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP. I REQUESTED A COPY OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP.
171 00:08:02,382 00:08:03,316 HAVE YOU COMPLIED? HAVE YOU COMPLIED?
172 00:08:03,383 00:08:04,484 YES, I HAVE. YES, I HAVE.
173 00:08:04,552 00:08:05,853 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
174 00:08:05,919 00:08:08,388 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A COMPILATION WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A COMPILATION
175 00:08:08,455 00:08:10,691 OF PROTECTORATE AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS OF PROTECTORATE AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS
176 00:08:10,758 00:08:13,293 THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH. THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH.
177 00:08:13,360 00:08:15,729 CAST YOUR EYES ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN CAST YOUR EYES ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN
178 00:08:15,796 00:08:18,699 AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.
179 00:08:18,766 00:08:21,869 TH-TH-THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! TH-TH-THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED!
180 00:08:21,935 00:08:24,137 NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB. NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB.
181 00:08:24,204 00:08:28,108 LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL WEAPON. LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL WEAPON.
182 00:08:28,175 00:08:29,209 WHAT'S IN THE HOLD? WHAT'S IN THE HOLD?
183 00:08:29,276 00:08:33,113 473,000 POUNDS OF RUSSET IDAHO POTATOES. 473,000 POUNDS OF RUSSET IDAHO POTATOES.
184 00:08:33,180 00:08:33,981 POTATOES. POTATOES.
185 00:08:34,047 00:08:36,617 UH, YEAH. POTATOES. HA HA HA! UH, YEAH. POTATOES. HA HA HA!
186 00:08:36,684 00:08:38,919 I GUESS THE EARTH REALLY IS DOOMED. I GUESS THE EARTH REALLY IS DOOMED.
187 00:08:38,986 00:08:42,289 MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT.
188 00:08:42,355 00:08:43,791 MEET ME IN THE CARGO HOLD MEET ME IN THE CARGO HOLD
189 00:08:43,857 00:08:47,327 AND DON'T FORGET YOUR POTATO PEELER. AND DON'T FORGET YOUR POTATO PEELER.
190 00:08:47,394 00:08:49,362 COMMANDER, EARTH IS DEFENSELESS. COMMANDER, EARTH IS DEFENSELESS.
191 00:08:49,429 00:08:51,164 NOW IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE. NOW IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE.
192 00:08:51,231 00:08:52,132 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
193 00:08:52,199 00:08:53,533 WE'LL PUMMEL THEIR CITIES WE'LL PUMMEL THEIR CITIES
194 00:08:53,601 00:08:55,703 WITH OUR ANTIMATTER ROCKETS. WITH OUR ANTIMATTER ROCKETS.
195 00:08:55,769 00:08:58,071 BRING THE WEAPONS ON-LINE. BRING THE WEAPONS ON-LINE.
196 00:08:58,138 00:09:00,674 NO. I MEAN NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME NO. I MEAN NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME
197 00:09:00,741 00:09:03,677 FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I TO GO ON STRIKE. FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I TO GO ON STRIKE.
198 00:09:03,744 00:09:06,647 WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN YEARS. WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN YEARS.
199 00:09:06,714 00:09:08,148 FIRST, YOU DESTROY THE EARTH, FIRST, YOU DESTROY THE EARTH,
200 00:09:08,215 00:09:11,585 THEN MAYBE WE'LL DISCUSS HAVING SUNDAYS OFF. THEN MAYBE WE'LL DISCUSS HAVING SUNDAYS OFF.
201 00:09:11,652 00:09:14,387 POWER TO THE WORKERS! POWER TO THE WORKERS!
202 00:09:14,454 00:09:17,090 HOW'S OPERATION SPUD GOING, CADET? HOW'S OPERATION SPUD GOING, CADET?
203 00:09:17,157 00:09:19,292 24,323 POUNDS DOWN. 24,323 POUNDS DOWN.
204 00:09:19,359 00:09:22,930 448,677 POUNDS TO GO. 448,677 POUNDS TO GO.
205 00:09:22,996 00:09:25,265 [CLANKING] [CLANKING]
206 00:09:27,234 00:09:28,736 EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING. EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING.
207 00:09:31,705 00:09:33,373 TARGET THE EARTH CITIES. TARGET THE EARTH CITIES.
208 00:09:33,440 00:09:35,208 [BEEPING] [BEEPING]
209 00:09:36,509 00:09:38,245 EARTH CITIES TARGETED. EARTH CITIES TARGETED.
210 00:09:42,883 00:09:44,985 I'M CLOSING IN ON THE MARTIAN SHIP. I'M CLOSING IN ON THE MARTIAN SHIP.
211 00:09:45,052 00:09:47,354 ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET? ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET?
212 00:09:47,420 00:09:49,356 L-L-LAST ONE. L-L-LAST ONE.
213 00:09:50,958 00:09:53,126 I'M ONLY GONNA GET ONE PASS AT THIS. I'M ONLY GONNA GET ONE PASS AT THIS.
214 00:09:53,193 00:09:55,328 Cadet: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, CAPTAIN. Cadet: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, CAPTAIN.
215 00:09:55,395 00:09:59,366 NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE TARGETING COMPUTER. NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE TARGETING COMPUTER.
216 00:10:06,406 00:10:08,341 THE WEAPONS ARE READY, COMMANDER. THE WEAPONS ARE READY, COMMANDER.
217 00:10:08,408 00:10:09,843 ON MY COMMAND. ON MY COMMAND.
218 00:10:09,910 00:10:13,380 I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT. I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT.
219 00:10:13,446 00:10:14,414 TARGET IN RANGE. TARGET IN RANGE.
220 00:10:14,481 00:10:15,983 [BEEPING] [BEEPING]
221 00:10:16,049 00:10:17,384 FIRE! FIRE!
222 00:10:22,555 00:10:24,024 FIRE! FIRE!
223 00:10:38,305 00:10:39,406 YIPPEE! YIPPEE!
224 00:10:39,472 00:10:41,641 CRUD. CRUD.
225 00:10:43,476 00:10:45,112 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
226 00:10:45,178 00:10:47,214 INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM, INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM,
227 00:10:47,280 00:10:50,951 DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS, DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS,
228 00:10:51,018 00:10:53,787 COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS. COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS.
229 00:10:53,854 00:10:55,655 [CROWD MURMURING] [CROWD MURMURING]
230 00:10:55,723 00:10:57,290 ORDER IN THE COURT. ORDER IN THE COURT.
231 00:10:57,357 00:11:00,861 THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION, THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION,
232 00:11:00,928 00:11:03,430 AND IN THE TRIAL OF DUCK DODGERS, AND IN THE TRIAL OF DUCK DODGERS,
233 00:11:03,496 00:11:05,365 I FIND THE DEFENDANT... I FIND THE DEFENDANT...
234 00:11:09,569 00:11:11,204 100%... 100%...
235 00:11:11,271 00:11:12,572 NOT GUILTY. NOT GUILTY.
236 00:11:12,639 00:11:14,307 [CHEERING] [CHEERING]
237 00:11:16,543 00:11:18,378 SALTY SNACKS? SALTY SNACKS?
238 00:11:18,445 00:11:19,880 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
239 00:11:19,947 00:11:22,215 HE WAS SUCH A TACTICAL GENIUS? HE WAS SUCH A TACTICAL GENIUS?
240 00:11:22,282 00:11:23,616 WHO KNEW? WHO KNEW?
241 00:11:23,683 00:11:26,386 DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
242 00:11:26,453 00:11:30,157 MAYBE YOU ARE A GREAT PROTECTORATE SPACE CAPTAIN. MAYBE YOU ARE A GREAT PROTECTORATE SPACE CAPTAIN.
243 00:11:30,223 00:11:31,992 I.Q. HI: DODGERS, I JUST GOT THE BILL I.Q. HI: DODGERS, I JUST GOT THE BILL
244 00:11:32,059 00:11:34,061 FOR THE PLANETWIDE POTATO CHIP CLEANUP. FOR THE PLANETWIDE POTATO CHIP CLEANUP.
245 00:11:34,127 00:11:37,297 YOU OWE US 48 MILLION TRILLION ASTRO DOLLARS. YOU OWE US 48 MILLION TRILLION ASTRO DOLLARS.
246 00:11:37,364 00:11:40,667 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WORKING NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WORKING NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS
247 00:11:40,734 00:11:44,071 FOR THE NEXT 350 YEARS. FOR THE NEXT 350 YEARS.
248 00:11:44,137 00:11:48,175 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE JOB SECURITY. WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE JOB SECURITY.
249 00:11:59,252 00:12:00,487 THIS MAY BE THE END. THIS MAY BE THE END.
250 00:12:00,553 00:12:02,022 SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT. SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT.
251 00:12:02,089 00:12:04,557 I CAN'T REMEMBER A MORE DIRE SITUATION. I CAN'T REMEMBER A MORE DIRE SITUATION.
252 00:12:04,624 00:12:06,026 Announcer: WELL, THIS IS IT. Announcer: WELL, THIS IS IT.
253 00:12:06,093 00:12:06,960 THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WITH TWO OUTS THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WITH TWO OUTS
254 00:12:07,027 00:12:08,195 AND TWO MEN ON BASE. AND TWO MEN ON BASE.
255 00:12:08,261 00:12:11,064 HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH. HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH.
256 00:12:11,131 00:12:13,901 Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S.
257 00:12:13,967 00:12:16,203 WHAT?! PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK! WHAT?! PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK!
258 00:12:16,269 00:12:17,004 [CLICK] [CLICK]
259 00:12:17,070 00:12:18,305 HA HA HA! HEY, KIDS! HA HA HA! HEY, KIDS!
260 00:12:18,371 00:12:19,940 Male voice: OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED Male voice: OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED
261 00:12:20,007 00:12:21,241 BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM
262 00:12:21,308 00:12:23,877 INTENT ON DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET. INTENT ON DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET.
263 00:12:23,944 00:12:26,113 RESCUE US FROM OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT. RESCUE US FROM OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT.
264 00:12:26,179 00:12:29,449 WE IMPLORE YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY AS A PROTECTORATE-- WE IMPLORE YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY AS A PROTECTORATE--
265 00:12:29,516 00:12:31,618 BOY, DOES HE HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. BOY, DOES HE HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
266 00:12:31,684 00:12:32,719 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
267 00:12:32,786 00:12:34,454 JUST A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL. JUST A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL.
268 00:12:34,521 00:12:37,357 THAT'S FUNNY. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME. THAT'S FUNNY. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME.
269 00:12:37,424 00:12:42,062 WELL, CADET, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. WELL, CADET, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN.
270 00:12:42,129 00:12:44,932 Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S.
271 00:12:44,998 00:12:48,368 OR MAYBE I WAS SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. OR MAYBE I WAS SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN.
272 00:12:55,242 00:12:58,178 CADET, I'VE LANDED ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE. CADET, I'VE LANDED ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
273 00:12:58,245 00:12:59,379 DO YOU READ ME? DO YOU READ ME?
274 00:12:59,446 00:13:01,281 LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN. LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN.
275 00:13:02,482 00:13:03,917 BREATHTAKING. BREATHTAKING.
276 00:13:03,984 00:13:06,219 YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY OF A PLACE. YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY OF A PLACE.
277 00:13:06,286 00:13:07,520 [SPLAT] [SPLAT]
278 00:13:07,587 00:13:10,423 ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO? ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO?
279 00:13:10,490 00:13:13,593 THE CAPTAIN STEPPED IN POO AGAIN. HA HA HA! THE CAPTAIN STEPPED IN POO AGAIN. HA HA HA!
280 00:13:13,660 00:13:15,662 YUCK, AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS. YUCK, AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS.
281 00:13:15,728 00:13:17,230 THERE. THERE.
282 00:13:17,297 00:13:18,598 HEY, DOWN HERE. HEY, DOWN HERE.
283 00:13:18,665 00:13:20,300 YES. A HONEY OF A PLACE WITH-- YES. A HONEY OF A PLACE WITH--
284 00:13:20,367 00:13:21,301 DOWN HERE. DOWN HERE.
285 00:13:21,368 00:13:22,269 WE ARE THE GOOZERS, WE ARE THE GOOZERS,
286 00:13:22,335 00:13:24,037 AND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE. AND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE.
287 00:13:24,104 00:13:27,240 SOME OF THE MOST HIDEOUS, REVOLTING, YUCKY, STINKY, SOME OF THE MOST HIDEOUS, REVOLTING, YUCKY, STINKY,
288 00:13:27,307 00:13:30,677 CREEPY, SMELLY, PUKEY, NASTY, CREEPY, SMELLY, PUKEY, NASTY,
289 00:13:30,743 00:13:33,881 GROSSENHEIMER, SLUG-LIKE ALIENS. GROSSENHEIMER, SLUG-LIKE ALIENS.
290 00:13:33,947 00:13:35,983 DID I MENTION THEY'RE SICKENING, GHASTLY, DID I MENTION THEY'RE SICKENING, GHASTLY,
291 00:13:36,049 00:13:37,918 PUSTULE-LOOKING CREATURES? PUSTULE-LOOKING CREATURES?
292 00:13:37,985 00:13:39,119 UH, C-C-CAPTAIN, UH, C-C-CAPTAIN,
293 00:13:39,186 00:13:41,288 HADN'T YOU BETTER BEGIN THE OPERATION? HADN'T YOU BETTER BEGIN THE OPERATION?
294 00:13:41,354 00:13:44,491 THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT.
295 00:13:44,557 00:13:46,193 [ENGINE STARTS] [ENGINE STARTS]
296 00:13:47,060 00:13:48,695 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
297 00:13:48,761 00:13:51,398 COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS. COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS.
298 00:13:51,464 00:13:52,765 BUT WE... BUT WE...
299 00:13:52,832 00:13:54,067 [MUFFLED] CALLED YOU. [MUFFLED] CALLED YOU.
300 00:13:54,134 00:13:57,037 LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS AT THE ZOO. LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS AT THE ZOO.
301 00:13:59,272 00:14:00,840 YEE-HAW! YEE-HAW!
302 00:14:01,541 00:14:03,376 BOOGER. 12:00. BOOGER. 12:00.
303 00:14:03,443 00:14:07,080 THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING. THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING.
304 00:14:07,147 00:14:08,681 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
305 00:14:08,748 00:14:11,851 DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5? DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5?
306 00:14:11,919 00:14:13,686 WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS HEAD INJURY, WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS HEAD INJURY,
307 00:14:13,753 00:14:15,889 I KIND OF LOST TRACK MYSELF, I KIND OF LOST TRACK MYSELF,
308 00:14:15,956 00:14:18,258 SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION. SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION.
309 00:14:18,325 00:14:21,628 DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?
310 00:14:21,694 00:14:23,330 [SPLAT] [SPLAT]
311 00:14:23,396 00:14:26,099 I'M SORRY WE HAD TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN. I'M SORRY WE HAD TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN.
312 00:14:26,166 00:14:29,069 AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH! AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH!
313 00:14:29,136 00:14:31,671 YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS!
314 00:14:31,738 00:14:34,307 LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
315 00:14:36,409 00:14:38,345 WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU IS, WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU IS,
316 00:14:38,411 00:14:41,081 All: WE'RE NOT THE EVIL INVADERS. All: WE'RE NOT THE EVIL INVADERS.
317 00:14:41,148 00:14:42,916 WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL.
318 00:14:42,983 00:14:45,152 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING
319 00:14:45,218 00:14:47,420 BEFORE I STARTED FREEZING EVERYBODY. BEFORE I STARTED FREEZING EVERYBODY.
320 00:14:47,487 00:14:48,755 BUT WE-- SAY, BUT WE-- SAY,
321 00:14:48,821 00:14:50,390 IF YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBALLS IF YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBALLS
322 00:14:50,457 00:14:51,791 AREN'T THE INVADERS, AREN'T THE INVADERS,
323 00:14:51,858 00:14:53,326 THEN WHO IS? THEN WHO IS?
324 00:14:53,393 00:14:54,327 THEY ARE. THEY ARE.
325 00:14:56,296 00:14:57,664 THEY'RE THE CATAPOIDS, THEY'RE THE CATAPOIDS,
326 00:14:57,730 00:14:59,366 AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED
327 00:14:59,432 00:15:00,667 BEFORE THE SUN SETS. BEFORE THE SUN SETS.
328 00:15:00,733 00:15:03,070 LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY, GOO BOY. LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY, GOO BOY.
329 00:15:03,136 00:15:07,207 I'LL HANDLE THIS INVESTIGATION PERSONALLY. I'LL HANDLE THIS INVESTIGATION PERSONALLY.
330 00:15:07,274 00:15:10,410 HOLD ON, GIRLS! DADDY'S COMING! HOLD ON, GIRLS! DADDY'S COMING!
331 00:15:14,214 00:15:16,149 NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS. NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS.
332 00:15:16,216 00:15:18,351 Goozer: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK. Goozer: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK.
333 00:15:18,418 00:15:19,219 JUST STAY COOL. JUST STAY COOL.
334 00:15:19,286 00:15:21,188 SORRY. FIGURE OF SPEECH. SORRY. FIGURE OF SPEECH.
335 00:15:21,254 00:15:22,822 EXCUSE ME, MY FINE PUSTULE, EXCUSE ME, MY FINE PUSTULE,
336 00:15:22,889 00:15:24,557 B-B-BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS? B-B-BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS?
337 00:15:24,624 00:15:26,393 NOT SINCE HE CONFUSED US WITH THE INVADERS NOT SINCE HE CONFUSED US WITH THE INVADERS
338 00:15:26,459 00:15:28,095 AND DROVE AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, AND DROVE AROUND LIKE A MANIAC,
339 00:15:28,161 00:15:30,063 SHOOTING AT US WITH THAT STUPID FREEZE RAY, SHOOTING AT US WITH THAT STUPID FREEZE RAY,
340 00:15:30,130 00:15:31,364 INCAPACITATING MOST OF US, INCAPACITATING MOST OF US,
341 00:15:31,431 00:15:33,100 ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN,
342 00:15:33,166 00:15:34,401 THE ELDERLY, THE WEAK, AND THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, THE WEAK, AND THE SICK,
343 00:15:34,467 00:15:36,103 AND THEN HE LEFT US TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS AND THEN HE LEFT US TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS
344 00:15:36,169 00:15:37,937 SO HE COULD FRATERNIZE WITH THE EVIL INVADERS. SO HE COULD FRATERNIZE WITH THE EVIL INVADERS.
345 00:15:38,005 00:15:40,307 HA HA HA! GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS. HA HA HA! GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS.
346 00:15:40,373 00:15:42,175 UH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? UH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
347 00:15:42,242 00:15:44,144 HE'S WITH THEM-- THE CATAPOIDS-- HE'S WITH THEM-- THE CATAPOIDS--
348 00:15:44,211 00:15:45,912 AND HE'S IN INCREDIBLE DANGER, AND HE'S IN INCREDIBLE DANGER,
349 00:15:45,979 00:15:49,449 FOR AT SUNSET, THEY WILL TURN. FOR AT SUNSET, THEY WILL TURN.
350 00:15:49,516 00:15:51,084 UH, T-T-TURN? UH, T-T-TURN?
351 00:15:51,151 00:15:52,785 OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.
352 00:15:52,852 00:15:56,156 HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
353 00:15:56,223 00:15:57,490 UH, T-T-TOO LATE? UH, T-T-TOO LATE?
354 00:15:57,557 00:16:01,228 YES. TOO LATE. YES. TOO LATE.
355 00:16:02,895 00:16:04,097 Duck Dodgers: IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER Duck Dodgers: IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER
356 00:16:04,164 00:16:05,732 FOR 6 1/2 HOURS, FOR 6 1/2 HOURS,
357 00:16:05,798 00:16:09,836 BUT I ALREADY FEEL A DEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. BUT I ALREADY FEEL A DEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU.
358 00:16:09,902 00:16:11,438 BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
359 00:16:11,504 00:16:14,274 [HISSING] [HISSING]
360 00:16:15,342 00:16:17,744 RIGHT. I'LL JUST CALL YOU COOKIE. RIGHT. I'LL JUST CALL YOU COOKIE.
361 00:16:20,013 00:16:21,548 POTATOES, CARROTS, AND ONIONS. POTATOES, CARROTS, AND ONIONS.
362 00:16:21,614 00:16:24,684 NOW I KNOW WHAT A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE. NOW I KNOW WHAT A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE.
363 00:16:27,887 00:16:30,057 GREAT VIEW. GREAT VIEW.
364 00:16:31,224 00:16:33,960 SAY, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE LOOSE. SAY, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE LOOSE.
365 00:16:34,027 00:16:35,262 THANKS. THANKS.
366 00:16:35,328 00:16:37,997 YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX, AREN'T YOU? YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX, AREN'T YOU?
367 00:16:38,065 00:16:39,266 [HISSING] [HISSING]
368 00:16:39,332 00:16:43,236 MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU. MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU.
369 00:16:43,303 00:16:45,205 THE CAPTAIN'S IN TR-TR-TR-- THE CAPTAIN'S IN TR-TR-TR--
370 00:16:45,272 00:16:47,207 OH, HE'S IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. OH, HE'S IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT.
371 00:16:47,274 00:16:50,009 WHAT'S THIS? MORE FOOD. WHAT'S THIS? MORE FOOD.
372 00:16:50,077 00:16:51,211 THANK YOU, MY BEAUTY. THANK YOU, MY BEAUTY.
373 00:16:51,278 00:16:53,846 EACH GIRL MORE LOVELY THAN THE LAST. EACH GIRL MORE LOVELY THAN THE LAST.
374 00:16:53,913 00:16:55,682 STEP FORWARD, MY EXOTIC BEAUTY, STEP FORWARD, MY EXOTIC BEAUTY,
375 00:16:55,748 00:16:58,285 FOR I AM A GENTLE LOVER. FOR I AM A GENTLE LOVER.
376 00:16:59,419 00:17:02,355 YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY INTOXICATES ME. YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY INTOXICATES ME.
377 00:17:02,422 00:17:04,591 HELLO, SIR. YOU CAN TALK! HELLO, SIR. YOU CAN TALK!
378 00:17:04,657 00:17:05,792 AMERICAN! AMERICAN!
379 00:17:05,858 00:17:07,260 OF COURSE I CAN, CAPTAIN DODGERS. OF COURSE I CAN, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
380 00:17:07,327 00:17:09,262 OH, MY GOSH. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? OH, MY GOSH. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME?
381 00:17:09,329 00:17:11,198 SIR, I'M THE CADET. SIR, I'M THE CADET.
382 00:17:11,264 00:17:12,699 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.
383 00:17:12,765 00:17:15,635 YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY ASSISTANT. YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY ASSISTANT.
384 00:17:15,702 00:17:17,504 SIR, IT'S J-J-JUST ME. SIR, IT'S J-J-JUST ME.
385 00:17:17,570 00:17:18,571 I'M WEARING A WIG. I'M WEARING A WIG.
386 00:17:18,638 00:17:19,972 ME, TOO! ME, TOO!
387 00:17:20,039 00:17:21,541 TECHNICALLY, IT'S A TOUPEE-- TECHNICALLY, IT'S A TOUPEE--
388 00:17:21,608 00:17:24,777 VERY EXPENSIVE FROM A NATIONALLY KNOWN HAIR ASSOCIATION. VERY EXPENSIVE FROM A NATIONALLY KNOWN HAIR ASSOCIATION.
389 00:17:24,844 00:17:26,079 WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS? WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS?
390 00:17:26,146 00:17:27,680 WELL, I JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO WELL, I JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO
391 00:17:27,747 00:17:30,150 FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS. FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS.
392 00:17:30,217 00:17:31,451 MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF. MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF.
393 00:17:31,518 00:17:33,786 I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THIS THING. I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THIS THING.
394 00:17:33,853 00:17:37,190 C-C-CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN A BIT OFF TRACK. C-C-CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN A BIT OFF TRACK.
395 00:17:37,257 00:17:38,491 DO YOU REMEMBER THE CADET? DO YOU REMEMBER THE CADET?
396 00:17:38,558 00:17:40,059 VAGUELY. VAGUELY.
397 00:17:40,127 00:17:41,361 TRY AND PICTURE HIM. TRY AND PICTURE HIM.
398 00:17:41,428 00:17:42,229 OK. OK.
399 00:17:42,295 00:17:44,331 NOW PICTURE ME. GOT IT. NOW PICTURE ME. GOT IT.
400 00:17:44,397 00:17:46,399 EH, DO YOU NOTICE ANY SIMILARITIES? EH, DO YOU NOTICE ANY SIMILARITIES?
401 00:17:47,234 00:17:48,401 NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NONE. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NONE.
402 00:17:48,468 00:17:52,372 TRY A LITTLE HARDER. C-C-CONCENTRATE. TRY A LITTLE HARDER. C-C-CONCENTRATE.
403 00:17:54,006 00:17:55,508 CADET? CADET?
404 00:17:55,575 00:17:56,243 UH, YES. UH, YES.
405 00:17:56,309 00:17:58,645 YOU'RE A WOMAN? YOU'RE A WOMAN?
406 00:18:00,413 00:18:03,516 NO! THIS IS JUST A STUPID DISGUISE! NO! THIS IS JUST A STUPID DISGUISE!
407 00:18:03,583 00:18:06,018 I PUT IT ON SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND RESCUE YOU! I PUT IT ON SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND RESCUE YOU!
408 00:18:06,085 00:18:07,787 OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED. OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED.
409 00:18:07,854 00:18:12,225 I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF HERE WITH THESE GIRLS. I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF HERE WITH THESE GIRLS.
410 00:18:12,292 00:18:14,527 B-B-BUT, SIR, THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS. B-B-BUT, SIR, THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS.
411 00:18:14,594 00:18:16,296 DON'T YOU THINK I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE DON'T YOU THINK I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
412 00:18:16,363 00:18:18,465 BETWEEN A REAL GIRL AND AN IMPOSTER? BETWEEN A REAL GIRL AND AN IMPOSTER?
413 00:18:18,531 00:18:19,599 WELL... WELL...
414 00:18:19,666 00:18:22,435 GIRLS, TAKE THIS HOME-WRECKER INTO CUSTODY. GIRLS, TAKE THIS HOME-WRECKER INTO CUSTODY.
415 00:18:22,502 00:18:25,572 TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B." TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B."
416 00:18:25,638 00:18:27,407 [HISSING] [HISSING]
417 00:18:30,743 00:18:33,546 I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS
418 00:18:33,613 00:18:37,049 AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE. AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE.
419 00:18:37,116 00:18:39,219 [CLICK CLICK] [CLICK CLICK]
420 00:18:39,286 00:18:40,520 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
421 00:18:40,587 00:18:42,555 CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY, CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY,
422 00:18:42,622 00:18:45,225 AND EVERYTHING WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE. AND EVERYTHING WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
423 00:18:46,959 00:18:49,061 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTING]
424 00:18:49,128 00:18:53,200 HE NEVER...DOES HIS... INSPECTIONS! HE NEVER...DOES HIS... INSPECTIONS!
425 00:18:54,567 00:18:56,236 OH, D-D-DEAR. OH, D-D-DEAR.
426 00:18:58,705 00:19:00,340 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND,
427 00:19:00,407 00:19:02,074 BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN-- BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN--
428 00:19:02,141 00:19:03,376 HA HA! OH, MY. HA HA! OH, MY.
429 00:19:03,443 00:19:05,345 THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA-- TAKING EFFECT. THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA-- TAKING EFFECT.
430 00:19:05,412 00:19:08,548 PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THIS SWEET. PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THIS SWEET.
431 00:19:08,615 00:19:10,317 [HISSING] [HISSING]
432 00:19:10,383 00:19:13,220 I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK. I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK.
433 00:19:13,286 00:19:17,224 PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M HERE TO WARN YOU. PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M HERE TO WARN YOU.
434 00:19:17,290 00:19:18,425 WARN ME ABOUT WHAT? WARN ME ABOUT WHAT?
435 00:19:18,491 00:19:20,327 ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CATAPOIDS. ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CATAPOIDS.
436 00:19:20,393 00:19:21,828 THE GIRLS--HA HA! THE GIRLS--HA HA!
437 00:19:21,894 00:19:22,862 THEY'RE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM. THEY'RE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.
438 00:19:22,929 00:19:24,264 THEY'RE--HA HA HA! THEY'RE--HA HA HA!
439 00:19:24,331 00:19:26,233 THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS. HA HA HA! THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS. HA HA HA!
440 00:19:26,299 00:19:28,100 THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA!
441 00:19:28,167 00:19:30,102 THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA-- RIP--HA HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA-- RIP--HA HA HA!
442 00:19:30,169 00:19:31,304 THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA! THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA!
443 00:19:31,371 00:19:32,639 RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA! RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA!
444 00:19:32,705 00:19:34,441 HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST-- HA HA HA! HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST-- HA HA HA!
445 00:19:34,507 00:19:36,643 FEAST--HA HA-- ON YOUR FLESH! FEAST--HA HA-- ON YOUR FLESH!
446 00:19:36,709 00:19:38,878 HA HA HA! IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA-- HA HA HA! IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA--
447 00:19:38,945 00:19:40,247 UNHOLY RITUAL! UNHOLY RITUAL!
448 00:19:40,313 00:19:43,316 HA HA HA! IF THEY'RE GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME-- HA HA HA! IF THEY'RE GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME--
449 00:19:43,383 00:19:44,351 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
450 00:19:44,417 00:19:46,052 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO YOU? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO YOU?
451 00:19:46,118 00:19:47,787 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
452 00:19:47,854 00:19:50,890 WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF--HA HA HA! WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF--HA HA HA!
453 00:19:50,957 00:19:52,792 A LOT OF SCREAMING! HA HA HA! A LOT OF SCREAMING! HA HA HA!
454 00:19:52,859 00:19:54,894 SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA! SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA!
455 00:19:54,961 00:19:57,129 OH, AND THEN THE PROTECTORATE OH, AND THEN THE PROTECTORATE
456 00:19:57,196 00:19:59,098 WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA!
457 00:19:59,165 00:20:01,801 NOTIFY MY MOTHER! HA HA HA! NOTIFY MY MOTHER! HA HA HA!
458 00:20:01,868 00:20:03,570 HELLO, LADIES! HA! HELLO, LADIES! HA!
459 00:20:03,636 00:20:06,038 I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HUH? HA HA! I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HUH? HA HA!
460 00:20:06,105 00:20:07,139 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
461 00:20:07,206 00:20:09,075 YOU BETTER RUN LIKE THE DICKENS! YOU BETTER RUN LIKE THE DICKENS!
462 00:20:09,141 00:20:10,743 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
463 00:20:10,810 00:20:14,814 I GUESS IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA! I GUESS IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA!
464 00:20:14,881 00:20:16,549 HEAVY ARTILLERY! HEAVY ARTILLERY!
465 00:20:16,616 00:20:19,686 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
466 00:20:22,088 00:20:25,124 Duck Dodgers: THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS ARE SO LOVELY. Duck Dodgers: THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS ARE SO LOVELY.
467 00:20:25,191 00:20:26,559 I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE SETTLE DOWN I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE SETTLE DOWN
468 00:20:26,626 00:20:29,696 AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME. AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME.
469 00:20:29,762 00:20:32,131 [HISSING] [HISSING]
470 00:20:32,198 00:20:35,167 HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE BABY TALK. HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE BABY TALK.
471 00:20:35,234 00:20:37,270 [HISSING] [HISSING]
472 00:20:44,311 00:20:46,513 [ROARING] [ROARING]
473 00:20:47,480 00:20:50,683 WHAT SAY YOU GIVE US A KISS? WHAT SAY YOU GIVE US A KISS?
474 00:20:50,750 00:20:53,152 MMM. MMM.
475 00:20:53,219 00:20:56,723 COME ON, SWEETHEART. LAY ONE ON ME. COME ON, SWEETHEART. LAY ONE ON ME.
476 00:20:56,789 00:20:58,858 WOW! WHAT A KISSER! WOW! WHAT A KISSER!
477 00:20:58,925 00:21:00,927 [BIRDS CHIRPING] [BIRDS CHIRPING]
478 00:21:03,129 00:21:06,833 S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK, YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU. S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK, YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU.
479 00:21:06,899 00:21:08,301 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
480 00:21:28,488 00:21:30,423 48.2 KILOMILES. 48.2 KILOMILES.
481 00:21:30,490 00:21:32,759 A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. A NEW PERSONAL RECORD.
482 00:21:34,861 00:21:36,262 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
483 00:21:36,329 00:21:38,765 B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY. B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY.
484 00:21:44,804 00:21:46,038 [BUZZING] [BUZZING]
485 00:21:47,106 00:21:49,642 I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK. I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK.
486 00:21:58,751 00:22:00,487 AHH. AHH.
487 00:22:00,553 00:22:03,322 AAH! MONSTERS! AAH! AAH! MONSTERS! AAH!
488 00:22:03,390 00:22:05,558 Announcer: AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS Announcer: AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS
489 00:22:05,625 00:22:08,695 HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS OF LATHICA. HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS OF LATHICA.
490 00:22:08,761 00:22:11,364 OH, PHOOEY. I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP OH, PHOOEY. I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP
491 00:22:11,431 00:22:13,165 AND MISSED THE END OF THE GAME. AND MISSED THE END OF THE GAME.
492 00:22:13,232 00:22:15,101 I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM.
493 00:22:15,167 00:22:17,236 THERE WERE THESE PRETTY GIRLS WHO TALKED FUNNY, THERE WERE THESE PRETTY GIRLS WHO TALKED FUNNY,
494 00:22:17,303 00:22:20,139 AND THEY TURNED INTO THESE BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR THINGS AND THEY TURNED INTO THESE BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR THINGS
495 00:22:20,206 00:22:22,509 THAT HAD STINKY BREATH. THAT HAD STINKY BREATH.
496 00:22:22,575 00:22:24,544 MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE!
497 00:22:24,611 00:22:27,313 DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM, DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM,
498 00:22:27,380 00:22:29,115 AND DREAMS CAN NEVER HURT YOU. AND DREAMS CAN NEVER HURT YOU.
499 00:22:29,181 00:22:30,550 THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR... THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR...
500 00:22:30,617 00:22:32,885 BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS UGLY THING, BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS UGLY THING,
501 00:22:32,952 00:22:35,054 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN REAL. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN REAL.