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1 00:00:01,034 00:00:02,202 [theme song] [theme song]
2 00:00:02,302 00:00:04,938 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
3 00:00:05,038 00:00:09,809 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
4 00:00:09,909 00:00:14,909 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
5 00:00:16,350 00:00:19,219 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
6 00:00:19,319 00:00:22,822 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪
7 00:00:22,922 00:00:25,492 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
8 00:00:25,592 00:00:29,396 ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪
9 00:00:29,496 00:00:32,165 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
10 00:00:32,265 00:00:35,202 ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪
11 00:00:35,302 00:00:38,205 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪
12 00:00:38,305 00:00:41,241 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
13 00:00:41,341 00:00:44,311 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
14 00:00:44,411 00:00:49,182 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
15 00:00:49,282 00:00:54,221 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
16 00:00:54,321 00:00:55,621 Book him. Book him.
17 00:00:55,722 00:00:59,059 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
18 00:01:00,994 00:01:03,363 And I'm in this show, too, you know. And I'm in this show, too, you know.
19 00:01:03,463 00:01:04,364 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
20 00:01:04,464 00:01:07,314 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
21 00:01:09,736 00:01:12,736 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
22 00:01:15,308 00:01:17,244 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
23 00:01:19,712 00:01:21,781 [Dweeble screaming] [Dweeble screaming]
24 00:01:23,083 00:01:26,086 Yes siree, just as I expected, Mr. Dweeble. Yes siree, just as I expected, Mr. Dweeble.
25 00:01:26,186 00:01:27,954 Your screeching fits are brought about Your screeching fits are brought about
26 00:01:28,054 00:01:30,857 whenever you hear the word, uh, "Squirrel." whenever you hear the word, uh, "Squirrel."
27 00:01:32,859 00:01:35,362 [yelling] [yelling]
28 00:01:36,896 00:01:40,166 You see? You're having a nervous breakdown, my friend. You see? You're having a nervous breakdown, my friend.
29 00:01:40,267 00:01:42,202 What you need is a two-week vacation What you need is a two-week vacation
30 00:01:42,302 00:01:44,771 at Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch. at Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch.
31 00:01:44,871 00:01:48,074 Incidentally, uh, he's my brother-in-law. Incidentally, uh, he's my brother-in-law.
32 00:01:48,174 00:01:51,612 You need to get away from, uh, you know who. You need to get away from, uh, you know who.
33 00:01:51,712 00:01:53,079 Who? Who, chief? Who? Who, chief?
34 00:01:53,179 00:01:55,748 Who-who-whose you gettin' away from, huh? Who-who-whose you gettin' away from, huh?
35 00:01:55,848 00:01:57,517 Is it the squirrel? Is it the squirrel?
36 00:01:57,618 00:02:00,468 [Dweeble screaming] [Dweeble screaming]
37 00:02:03,056 00:02:05,658 Uh-oh. Is it something I said? Uh-oh. Is it something I said?
38 00:02:05,758 00:02:07,026 Nah. Nah.
39 00:02:07,127 00:02:11,565 Oh, yippy-yay-yo-kay-yay, Rumpley. Whoo-hoo. Oh, yippy-yay-yo-kay-yay, Rumpley. Whoo-hoo.
40 00:02:11,665 00:02:13,666 The park is officially closed. The park is officially closed.
41 00:02:13,766 00:02:16,102 I won't have to look at that hairy goofnick I won't have to look at that hairy goofnick
42 00:02:16,202 00:02:19,005 'for two more weeks!' 'for two more weeks!'
43 00:02:19,105 00:02:22,208 A two-week vacation, plus meals. A two-week vacation, plus meals.
44 00:02:22,309 00:02:24,277 (Dweeble) 'Yippy-yay-yo-kay-yay!' (Dweeble) 'Yippy-yay-yo-kay-yay!'
45 00:02:24,377 00:02:27,077 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
46 00:02:33,553 00:02:35,288 [yawning] [yawning]
47 00:02:37,223 00:02:39,459 Awfully quiet around here. Awfully quiet around here.
48 00:02:40,793 00:02:42,728 [echoing] Hello. [echoing] Hello.
49 00:02:42,829 00:02:43,863 Hello! Hello!
50 00:02:44,931 00:02:46,132 Hello! Hello!
51 00:02:47,200 00:02:49,369 Hello! Hello!
52 00:02:49,469 00:02:51,070 Anybody home? Anybody home?
53 00:02:52,172 00:02:53,840 I'm all alone in the park! I'm all alone in the park!
54 00:02:53,940 00:02:55,542 I wonder where they are. I wonder where they are.
55 00:02:55,642 00:02:56,943 'Hey, Master Screwball.' 'Hey, Master Screwball.'
56 00:02:57,043 00:02:59,112 This is for you! This is for you!
57 00:02:59,212 00:03:00,713 Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
58 00:03:00,813 00:03:02,415 A letter for me. A letter for me.
59 00:03:02,516 00:03:05,051 "Congratulations, Screwball Squirrel. "Congratulations, Screwball Squirrel.
60 00:03:05,151 00:03:08,522 "You've just won a trip to Diamond Dave's "You've just won a trip to Diamond Dave's
61 00:03:08,622 00:03:10,790 Dandy Dude Ranch!" Dandy Dude Ranch!"
62 00:03:10,890 00:03:12,459 I won a trip! I won a trip! I won a trip! I won a trip!
63 00:03:12,559 00:03:15,295 Who cares where they are? Hah! Who cares where they are? Hah!
64 00:03:15,395 00:03:17,330 I'm going to the old red! I'm going to the old red!
65 00:03:17,430 00:03:19,466 I'm gonna be a cowpoke! I'm gonna be a cowpoke!
66 00:03:19,566 00:03:21,768 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
67 00:03:21,868 00:03:24,237 I'm gonna be a dandy dude. I'm gonna be a dandy dude.
68 00:03:24,337 00:03:26,373 A gun-slingin' squirrel. A gun-slingin' squirrel.
69 00:03:26,473 00:03:29,623 Yippy-kay-yo-kay-yay! Yippy-kay-yo-kay-yay!
70 00:03:31,844 00:03:34,481 Welcome to the wild, wild West, city slickers. Welcome to the wild, wild West, city slickers.
71 00:03:34,581 00:03:36,583 You gotta be careful out in these here parts. You gotta be careful out in these here parts.
72 00:03:36,683 00:03:39,986 Too much sun and you can catch a mess of hallucinations. Too much sun and you can catch a mess of hallucinations.
73 00:03:40,086 00:03:42,289 What does he think we are? What does he think we are?
74 00:03:42,389 00:03:45,125 Smooshy city slicker sissies? Smooshy city slicker sissies?
75 00:03:45,225 00:03:47,026 A little sun never hurt anyone. A little sun never hurt anyone.
76 00:03:47,127 00:03:48,495 Vitamin D. Vitamin D.
77 00:03:48,595 00:03:50,230 (Screwball) 'Yee-ha!' (Screwball) 'Yee-ha!'
78 00:03:50,330 00:03:51,998 Yaah! Yaah!
79 00:03:52,098 00:03:53,866 [both gasp] [both gasp]
80 00:03:53,967 00:03:56,970 Rumpley, do you see what I see? Rumpley, do you see what I see?
81 00:03:57,070 00:03:59,139 Yep. It's that.. Yep. It's that..
82 00:03:59,239 00:04:01,941 Don't even think that word! Don't even think that word!
83 00:04:02,041 00:04:05,211 Wait a minute, Rumpley. He's gone. Wait a minute, Rumpley. He's gone.
84 00:04:05,312 00:04:07,414 (Rumpley) 'Yeah, he's real gone.' (Rumpley) 'Yeah, he's real gone.'
85 00:04:07,514 00:04:09,382 Oh, thank goodness. Ha-ha. Oh, thank goodness. Ha-ha.
86 00:04:09,483 00:04:12,486 It must have been one of those hallucinations. It must have been one of those hallucinations.
87 00:04:12,586 00:04:14,887 [laughs] [laughs]
88 00:04:14,988 00:04:16,490 Imagine that, Rumpley. Imagine that, Rumpley.
89 00:04:16,590 00:04:19,959 Way out here and I think I see you know who. Way out here and I think I see you know who.
90 00:04:20,059 00:04:24,431 [laughs] [laughs]
91 00:04:24,464 00:04:26,399 [cows mooing] [cows mooing]
92 00:04:28,067 00:04:30,370 Welcome to the Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch Welcome to the Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch
93 00:04:30,470 00:04:31,638 and cattle barn. and cattle barn.
94 00:04:31,738 00:04:34,374 We are gonna have such fun together. We are gonna have such fun together.
95 00:04:34,474 00:04:38,545 Hmm. Does this guy look a little familiar? Hmm. Does this guy look a little familiar?
96 00:04:38,645 00:04:41,581 Could it be, could it be.. Could it be, could it be..
97 00:04:41,682 00:04:44,851 Could it be Elvis? Could it be Elvis?
98 00:04:44,951 00:04:47,086 ♪ When you lost your doodle and you lost your heart ♪ ♪ When you lost your doodle and you lost your heart ♪
99 00:04:47,187 00:04:49,556 ♪ And you cry all day 'cause you lost your sweetheart ♪ ♪ And you cry all day 'cause you lost your sweetheart ♪
100 00:04:49,656 00:04:51,792 ♪ Moo moo poor you ♪ ♪ Moo moo poor you ♪
101 00:04:51,892 00:04:54,093 ♪ When you way out West you don't get no rest ♪ ♪ When you way out West you don't get no rest ♪
102 00:04:54,194 00:04:56,730 ♪ You don't look your best and you smell like a pest ♪ ♪ You don't look your best and you smell like a pest ♪
103 00:04:56,830 00:05:01,468 ♪ Moo moo poor you ♪ ♪ Moo moo poor you ♪
104 00:05:01,568 00:05:05,071 Rumpley, I think I'm hallucinating again. Rumpley, I think I'm hallucinating again.
105 00:05:05,171 00:05:06,973 This guy reminds me of that.. This guy reminds me of that..
106 00:05:07,073 00:05:09,976 No way, chief, it ain't happening. No way, chief, it ain't happening.
107 00:05:10,076 00:05:13,647 Buh-bye, buh-bye! Ciao! See ya! Arrivederci! Buh-bye, buh-bye! Ciao! See ya! Arrivederci!
108 00:05:13,747 00:05:15,649 Moo! Moo!
109 00:05:15,749 00:05:18,385 That wasn't him, Rumpley, that wasn't him. That wasn't him, Rumpley, that wasn't him.
110 00:05:18,485 00:05:21,521 We are just having nightmares in the daytime. We are just having nightmares in the daytime.
111 00:05:22,689 00:05:25,325 (Dweeble) 'No, no, no way, it couldn't be.' (Dweeble) 'No, no, no way, it couldn't be.'
112 00:05:25,425 00:05:27,494 He's still in the park. He's still in the park.
113 00:05:27,594 00:05:30,564 Okay, you the boss. If you say so. Okay, you the boss. If you say so.
114 00:05:30,664 00:05:34,768 So, you're a couple of dudes who want to learn how to ride, huh? So, you're a couple of dudes who want to learn how to ride, huh?
115 00:05:34,868 00:05:37,504 Yeah, yeah, just like in the John Wayne movies. Yeah, yeah, just like in the John Wayne movies.
116 00:05:37,604 00:05:39,439 You know, "Giddy up, horsey, giddy up" You know, "Giddy up, horsey, giddy up"
117 00:05:39,539 00:05:40,940 and all that stuff. and all that stuff.
118 00:05:41,040 00:05:44,010 Oh, boy, have I got a live one here. Oh, boy, have I got a live one here.
119 00:05:44,110 00:05:45,512 Tell you what I'm gonna do. Tell you what I'm gonna do.
120 00:05:45,612 00:05:47,647 I'm gonna pick out our best horse here I'm gonna pick out our best horse here
121 00:05:47,748 00:05:50,283 at Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch! at Diamond Dave's Dandy Dude Ranch!
122 00:05:50,383 00:05:52,018 Did you hear that, Rumpley? Did you hear that, Rumpley?
123 00:05:52,118 00:05:54,020 A special horsey. A special horsey.
124 00:05:54,120 00:05:56,656 "Polo Loco," crazy horse. "Polo Loco," crazy horse.
125 00:05:58,024 00:05:59,593 [whinnying] [whinnying]
126 00:06:00,260 00:06:01,928 [snorting] [snorting]
127 00:06:04,264 00:06:05,832 Yep, just right! Yep, just right!
128 00:06:05,933 00:06:09,068 First thing you gotta learn is how to get on a horse. First thing you gotta learn is how to get on a horse.
129 00:06:09,168 00:06:13,106 Oh, uh, that's okay. Whoo-hoo. Oh, I don't know. Oh, uh, that's okay. Whoo-hoo. Oh, I don't know.
130 00:06:13,206 00:06:14,107 whack whack
131 00:06:14,207 00:06:15,108 [screaming] [screaming]
132 00:06:17,611 00:06:18,545 thud thud thud thud
133 00:06:18,645 00:06:20,246 Thanks for dropping by. Thanks for dropping by.
134 00:06:20,346 00:06:22,148 Hey, you okay, partner? Hey, you okay, partner?
135 00:06:22,248 00:06:25,151 I know the squirrel ain't here, but.. I know the squirrel ain't here, but..
136 00:06:25,251 00:06:27,721 I know, just get that squirrel. I know, just get that squirrel.
137 00:06:27,821 00:06:30,423 Uno momento, s'il vous plait! Uno momento, s'il vous plait!
138 00:06:30,523 00:06:31,625 Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
139 00:06:31,725 00:06:35,662 I'm here, but you guys don't think I'm really here? I'm here, but you guys don't think I'm really here?
140 00:06:35,762 00:06:38,331 Yep, that's right. You're not really here. Yep, that's right. You're not really here.
141 00:06:38,431 00:06:41,167 Well, if I'm not really here Well, if I'm not really here
142 00:06:41,267 00:06:44,237 then I must not be doing this! then I must not be doing this!
143 00:06:44,337 00:06:46,239 Or this! Or this!
144 00:06:46,339 00:06:48,909 Yeah, that's right. You're not. Yeah, that's right. You're not.
145 00:06:49,009 00:06:53,246 Well, I would be doing those things if I was here. Well, I would be doing those things if I was here.
146 00:06:53,346 00:06:55,649 So you'd better do 'em for me. So you'd better do 'em for me.
147 00:06:55,749 00:06:57,517 I guess you're right. I guess you're right.
148 00:06:57,617 00:06:58,518 dong dong dong dong dong dong
149 00:06:58,618 00:07:01,454 I just love him. He's so silly. I just love him. He's so silly.
150 00:07:03,022 00:07:06,192 I got rid of him, chief. I did. I did! I got rid of him, chief. I did. I did!
151 00:07:06,292 00:07:08,662 Oh, you are good doggy. Oh, you are good doggy.
152 00:07:08,762 00:07:12,198 Now, we can finish our vacation. Right? Now, we can finish our vacation. Right?
153 00:07:12,298 00:07:16,102 (Rumpley) 'Right, before it finishes us.' (Rumpley) 'Right, before it finishes us.'
154 00:07:16,202 00:07:19,339 'Welcome to the OK Corral fun shootout.' 'Welcome to the OK Corral fun shootout.'
155 00:07:19,439 00:07:20,540 'Ready?' 'Ready?'
156 00:07:20,640 00:07:22,375 We're ready. We're ready.
157 00:07:22,475 00:07:25,612 (male #1) 'Start walkin', gun-slingin' cowpokes.' (male #1) 'Start walkin', gun-slingin' cowpokes.'
158 00:07:28,415 00:07:31,418 plop plop plop plop plop plop
159 00:07:31,518 00:07:35,021 Can we get our picture taken and go home now? Can we get our picture taken and go home now?
160 00:07:35,121 00:07:37,557 Yeah, let's go home. Yeah, let's go home.
161 00:07:39,125 00:07:40,794 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
162 00:07:42,262 00:07:44,564 Well, they had a little rest Well, they had a little rest
163 00:07:44,664 00:07:46,433 but I don't think they're cured. but I don't think they're cured.
164 00:07:46,533 00:07:49,035 You wanna know how I know? You wanna know how I know?
165 00:07:49,135 00:07:50,403 Watch. Watch.
166 00:07:50,503 00:07:51,772 'Squirrel!' 'Squirrel!'
167 00:07:51,872 00:07:54,775 [both screaming] [both screaming]
168 00:07:56,309 00:07:57,277 (Screwball) 'I love 'em.' (Screwball) 'I love 'em.'
169 00:07:58,979 00:08:00,580 [theme music] [theme music]