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1 00:00:01,034 00:00:02,002 [theme song] [theme song]
2 00:00:02,035 00:00:03,403 ♪ He's here he's there ♪ ♪ He's here he's there ♪
3 00:00:03,437 00:00:04,904 ♪ He's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's everywhere ♪
4 00:00:04,938 00:00:09,676 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
5 00:00:09,709 00:00:14,709 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
6 00:00:16,383 00:00:19,052 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
7 00:00:19,085 00:00:22,789 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪
8 00:00:22,822 00:00:25,591 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
9 00:00:25,625 00:00:29,129 ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪
10 00:00:29,162 00:00:32,098 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
11 00:00:32,132 00:00:33,233 ♪ But if you break the rules ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules ♪
12 00:00:33,266 00:00:35,369 ♪ They'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ They'll put you in the slammer ♪
13 00:00:35,402 00:00:38,205 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪
14 00:00:38,238 00:00:41,141 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
15 00:00:41,174 00:00:42,842 ♪ He's here he's there ♪ ♪ He's here he's there ♪
16 00:00:42,876 00:00:44,344 ♪ He's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's everywhere ♪
17 00:00:44,378 00:00:49,182 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
18 00:00:49,216 00:00:54,154 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
19 00:00:54,187 00:00:55,556 Book 'em. Book 'em.
20 00:00:55,589 00:00:59,092 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
21 00:01:00,994 00:01:03,096 And I'm in the show, too, you know. And I'm in the show, too, you know.
22 00:01:03,129 00:01:04,130 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
23 00:01:04,164 00:01:07,014 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
24 00:01:10,070 00:01:13,070 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
25 00:01:17,977 00:01:19,327 [barking] [barking]
26 00:01:24,251 00:01:25,586 Stop! Stop!
27 00:01:25,619 00:01:27,854 Okay, okay! Okay, okay!
28 00:01:27,887 00:01:29,489 You caught me. You caught me.
29 00:01:29,523 00:01:32,225 ♪ Oh-ho-ho oh boy oh boy ♪ ♪ Oh-ho-ho oh boy oh boy ♪
30 00:01:32,259 00:01:35,228 I finally caught the squirrel. I finally caught the squirrel.
31 00:01:35,262 00:01:36,430 Rumpley! Rumpley!
32 00:01:36,463 00:01:39,032 You incredibly stupid dog! You incredibly stupid dog!
33 00:01:39,065 00:01:41,334 What are you doing up there? What are you doing up there?
34 00:01:41,368 00:01:44,371 Don't you know that dogs don't climb trees? Don't you know that dogs don't climb trees?
35 00:01:44,404 00:01:46,473 Oh, yeah. I forgot. Oh, yeah. I forgot.
36 00:01:48,741 00:01:49,709 [thud] [thud]
37 00:01:50,810 00:01:53,447 You stupid wiener brain dog! You stupid wiener brain dog!
38 00:01:53,480 00:01:56,450 Day in and day out, it's chase the squirrel! Day in and day out, it's chase the squirrel!
39 00:01:56,483 00:01:57,784 Chase the squirrel. Chase the squirrel.
40 00:01:57,817 00:01:59,152 For what? For what?
41 00:01:59,185 00:02:02,589 Uh, listen, and listen good, laminated brain. Uh, listen, and listen good, laminated brain.
42 00:02:02,623 00:02:05,659 'If you don't catch that Screwballin' Squirrel heimer' 'If you don't catch that Screwballin' Squirrel heimer'
43 00:02:05,692 00:02:07,727 'by 3 o'clock this afternoon' 'by 3 o'clock this afternoon'
44 00:02:07,760 00:02:08,962 'you're finished!' 'you're finished!'
45 00:02:08,995 00:02:11,331 Through! Kaput! Washed up! Through! Kaput! Washed up!
46 00:02:14,200 00:02:18,305 I try and I try, but I can't snag that squirrel. I try and I try, but I can't snag that squirrel.
47 00:02:18,338 00:02:19,906 From the day you was born, I figured From the day you was born, I figured
48 00:02:19,939 00:02:22,041 you wouldn't amount to a hill of beans. you wouldn't amount to a hill of beans.
49 00:02:22,075 00:02:24,511 Look at you, just a big bag of gas! Look at you, just a big bag of gas!
50 00:02:24,544 00:02:27,947 Daddy! Hey, how did you get out of the home? Daddy! Hey, how did you get out of the home?
51 00:02:27,981 00:02:29,616 It ain't none of your business. It ain't none of your business.
52 00:02:29,650 00:02:31,685 But it's a good thing I decided to visit But it's a good thing I decided to visit
53 00:02:31,718 00:02:34,954 'cause it looks like your old dad's squirrel-catching-know-how 'cause it looks like your old dad's squirrel-catching-know-how
54 00:02:34,988 00:02:36,490 is needed around here. is needed around here.
55 00:02:36,523 00:02:39,493 Oh, boy! I don't have no know-how know-how. Oh, boy! I don't have no know-how know-how.
56 00:02:39,526 00:02:42,496 My daddy is gonna teach me to catch squirrels. My daddy is gonna teach me to catch squirrels.
57 00:02:42,529 00:02:45,398 Shut up, lamebrain. You couldn't catch a cold. Shut up, lamebrain. You couldn't catch a cold.
58 00:02:45,432 00:02:47,167 Now, I'm gonna show you how to catch a squirrel. Now, I'm gonna show you how to catch a squirrel.
59 00:02:47,200 00:02:48,602 Come on. Follow me. Come on. Follow me.
60 00:02:48,635 00:02:50,937 Well, what do you know. Well, what do you know.
61 00:02:50,970 00:02:53,906 A chip off the old blockhead! A chip off the old blockhead!
62 00:02:53,940 00:02:56,276 Wonder what happens next. Wonder what happens next.
63 00:02:58,878 00:03:02,148 You see, squirrels is crazy for acorns. You see, squirrels is crazy for acorns.
64 00:03:02,182 00:03:05,285 So when that critter spots them tasty little nuts over there So when that critter spots them tasty little nuts over there
65 00:03:05,318 00:03:06,919 he'll dash right to them he'll dash right to them
66 00:03:06,953 00:03:09,956 step on one of these sticky bubblegum bombs step on one of these sticky bubblegum bombs
67 00:03:09,989 00:03:11,124 and kaboom! and kaboom!
68 00:03:11,157 00:03:12,325 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
69 00:03:12,359 00:03:14,961 He becomes a sticky mess. Easy to catch. He becomes a sticky mess. Easy to catch.
70 00:03:16,563 00:03:19,499 Has it worked, dear old mom's best friend of mine? Has it worked, dear old mom's best friend of mine?
71 00:03:19,533 00:03:21,968 You just stuff the bubblegum between the teeth You just stuff the bubblegum between the teeth
72 00:03:22,001 00:03:24,804 of this here sticky bubblegum bomb. of this here sticky bubblegum bomb.
73 00:03:24,837 00:03:27,374 Then you set the arming device like so. Then you set the arming device like so.
74 00:03:27,407 00:03:29,409 [chattering] [chattering]
75 00:03:29,443 00:03:32,879 Then you carefully place the bomb in the hole Then you carefully place the bomb in the hole
76 00:03:32,912 00:03:35,915 because the slightest touch will set it off. because the slightest touch will set it off.
77 00:03:36,550 00:03:38,351 Let me see. Let me see.
78 00:03:38,385 00:03:39,653 Oh. Oh.
79 00:03:39,686 00:03:42,355 You peanut brain. Now, look what you've done. You peanut brain. Now, look what you've done.
80 00:03:42,389 00:03:44,857 Let's leave before this thing.. Let's leave before this thing..
81 00:03:44,891 00:03:46,859 ...explodes. ...explodes.
82 00:03:46,893 00:03:49,329 Gee, dad. They were great. Gee, dad. They were great.
83 00:03:49,929 00:03:52,799 [mumbling] [mumbling]
84 00:03:54,834 00:03:55,768 rip rip
85 00:03:57,937 00:03:59,205 [rumbling] [rumbling]
86 00:04:01,775 00:04:03,810 [chattering] [chattering]
87 00:04:03,843 00:04:05,245 - Run! - Aah! - Run! - Aah!
88 00:04:05,278 00:04:09,882 vroom vroom
89 00:04:09,916 00:04:12,016 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
90 00:04:17,123 00:04:17,873 clang clang
91 00:04:24,097 00:04:25,131 boom boom
92 00:04:26,333 00:04:28,368 Hmm. Seems like we ain't dealing Hmm. Seems like we ain't dealing
93 00:04:28,401 00:04:32,005 with your run-of-the-mill squirrel here, sunny boy. with your run-of-the-mill squirrel here, sunny boy.
94 00:04:32,038 00:04:36,176 Now, this is your daddy's famous Tallahassee toe hole trap. Now, this is your daddy's famous Tallahassee toe hole trap.
95 00:04:36,209 00:04:37,811 It never fails. It never fails.
96 00:04:37,845 00:04:41,247 We just wait patiently for that squirrel to come along We just wait patiently for that squirrel to come along
97 00:04:41,281 00:04:42,749 and he puts his toe in that loop and he puts his toe in that loop
98 00:04:42,783 00:04:44,751 'and wham! Ha ha ha.' 'and wham! Ha ha ha.'
99 00:04:44,785 00:04:47,120 Instant toe jam. Instant toe jam.
100 00:04:47,153 00:04:49,088 (both in unison) We got him! (both in unison) We got him!
101 00:04:49,989 00:04:52,389 [both screaming] [both screaming]
102 00:04:56,596 00:04:57,564 Ooh! Ooh!
103 00:04:57,597 00:04:58,765 [both groaning] [both groaning]
104 00:05:00,634 00:05:02,068 snap thud snap thud
105 00:05:03,403 00:05:05,338 What do we do now, daddy? What do we do now, daddy?
106 00:05:05,372 00:05:06,673 Oh, now we gotta use Oh, now we gotta use
107 00:05:06,707 00:05:10,009 my handy-dandy Connecticut contraction device my handy-dandy Connecticut contraction device
108 00:05:10,043 00:05:11,378 to get back to normal. to get back to normal.
109 00:05:11,411 00:05:13,279 Of course it hurts a little bit. Of course it hurts a little bit.
110 00:05:13,313 00:05:14,280 [whimpers] [whimpers]
111 00:05:14,314 00:05:15,382 Pain. Pain.
112 00:05:15,415 00:05:17,183 If you wanna get rid of a squirrel If you wanna get rid of a squirrel
113 00:05:17,217 00:05:18,318 get rid of his home. get rid of his home.
114 00:05:18,351 00:05:20,119 That's what I always say. That's what I always say.
115 00:05:21,688 00:05:22,656 [blows] [blows]
116 00:05:25,024 00:05:29,929 boom boom
117 00:05:29,962 00:05:31,297 Can I interest you fine gentlemen Can I interest you fine gentlemen
118 00:05:31,331 00:05:33,299 in a pair of high-quality parachutes in a pair of high-quality parachutes
119 00:05:33,333 00:05:35,034 guaranteed to open, or your money back? guaranteed to open, or your money back?
120 00:05:35,068 00:05:36,636 Okay, okay. How much? Okay, okay. How much?
121 00:05:36,670 00:05:38,371 One hundred smackeroonies. One hundred smackeroonies.
122 00:05:38,405 00:05:39,806 Pay the squirrel, Rumpley. Pay the squirrel, Rumpley.
123 00:05:39,840 00:05:41,708 Oh, sure thing, daddy. Oh, sure thing, daddy.
124 00:05:41,742 00:05:44,310 I, I only got $50. I, I only got $50.
125 00:05:44,344 00:05:46,680 Well, then you only get one parachute. Well, then you only get one parachute.
126 00:05:46,713 00:05:48,147 Why isn't it opening? Why isn't it opening?
127 00:05:48,181 00:05:51,785 Because, baby brain, you gotta pull the whipcord first. Because, baby brain, you gotta pull the whipcord first.
128 00:05:53,253 00:05:54,688 It works. It works.
129 00:05:54,721 00:05:57,290 Aye aye, captain. Avante. Aye aye, captain. Avante.
130 00:05:57,323 00:05:59,058 Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
131 00:05:59,092 00:06:00,894 [both screaming] [both screaming]
132 00:06:00,928 00:06:02,829 [thud] [thud]
133 00:06:02,863 00:06:04,831 What do we do this time, daddy? What do we do this time, daddy?
134 00:06:04,865 00:06:08,668 Well, this time we use my Schenectady scratching rack! Well, this time we use my Schenectady scratching rack!
135 00:06:08,702 00:06:10,771 Ooh. Does this one hurt, too? Ooh. Does this one hurt, too?
136 00:06:10,804 00:06:12,572 'Oh, like the blue blazes.' 'Oh, like the blue blazes.'
137 00:06:12,606 00:06:14,841 [whimpers] More pain. [whimpers] More pain.
138 00:06:14,875 00:06:17,110 (Rumpley) 'Oh, no. It's almost 3:00!' (Rumpley) 'Oh, no. It's almost 3:00!'
139 00:06:17,143 00:06:19,178 'And we still didn't catch no squirrel.' 'And we still didn't catch no squirrel.'
140 00:06:19,212 00:06:21,314 Relax, it's a well-known fact Relax, it's a well-known fact
141 00:06:21,347 00:06:24,417 that squirrels are suckers for soft touch, see? that squirrels are suckers for soft touch, see?
142 00:06:24,451 00:06:28,288 So, when that silly squirrel comes across an orphaned baby So, when that silly squirrel comes across an orphaned baby
143 00:06:28,321 00:06:29,756 he'll take you home with him. he'll take you home with him.
144 00:06:29,790 00:06:33,159 What he don't know is that I'll be hiding What he don't know is that I'll be hiding
145 00:06:33,192 00:06:34,994 waiting for the right moment to leap out waiting for the right moment to leap out
146 00:06:35,027 00:06:37,764 'and bag him in a sack!' 'and bag him in a sack!'
147 00:06:37,798 00:06:38,998 [crying] [crying]
148 00:06:42,903 00:06:46,172 Oh, what a cute little thing. Oh, what a cute little thing.
149 00:06:46,206 00:06:48,709 Good baby wanna go for a ride? Good baby wanna go for a ride?
150 00:06:48,742 00:06:50,992 Googly-goo-goo. Googly-goo-goo.
151 00:06:55,649 00:07:00,587 swish swish
152 00:07:00,620 00:07:01,822 Aah! Aah!
153 00:07:01,855 00:07:04,391 No. No! No! Nay! No. No! No! Nay!
154 00:07:04,424 00:07:05,024 boom boom
155 00:07:11,765 00:07:13,299 It's 3 o'clock It's 3 o'clock
156 00:07:13,333 00:07:15,802 and you didn't catch the squirrel. and you didn't catch the squirrel.
157 00:07:15,836 00:07:19,339 So, you are out of a job, Rumpley. So, you are out of a job, Rumpley.
158 00:07:19,372 00:07:21,808 Hold it, freeze frame! Hold it, freeze frame!
159 00:07:21,842 00:07:25,846 Didn't you say that if Rumpley boy catches me by 3:00 Didn't you say that if Rumpley boy catches me by 3:00
160 00:07:25,879 00:07:27,647 he gets to stay? he gets to stay?
161 00:07:28,582 00:07:30,316 Well, he got me. Well, he got me.
162 00:07:30,350 00:07:33,253 Well, sunny boy, I told you if you stick with me Well, sunny boy, I told you if you stick with me
163 00:07:33,286 00:07:34,487 you'd catch that squirrel. you'd catch that squirrel.
164 00:07:34,521 00:07:35,989 And who are you? And who are you?
165 00:07:36,023 00:07:38,324 Well, I am the kid's old dad. Well, I am the kid's old dad.
166 00:07:38,358 00:07:40,393 I taught him everything he knows. I taught him everything he knows.
167 00:07:40,427 00:07:44,097 No one can catch squirrels like my daddy. No one can catch squirrels like my daddy.
168 00:07:44,130 00:07:48,201 And no one can catch dogs like my daddy! And no one can catch dogs like my daddy!
169 00:07:48,234 00:07:50,637 [laughing] [laughing]
170 00:07:50,670 00:07:54,040 Well, come along, pops. It's back to the home for you. Well, come along, pops. It's back to the home for you.
171 00:07:54,073 00:07:58,812 Heh heh. Heh heh.
172 00:07:58,845 00:08:00,413 [theme music] [theme music]