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1 00:00:01,067 00:00:02,035 [theme music] [theme music]
2 00:00:02,068 00:00:03,437 ♪ He's here he's there ♪ ♪ He's here he's there ♪
3 00:00:03,470 00:00:04,971 ♪ He's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's everywhere ♪
4 00:00:05,005 00:00:06,273 ♪ And when you need him ♪ ♪ And when you need him ♪
5 00:00:06,306 00:00:09,676 ♪ He'll be around ♪ ♪ He'll be around ♪
6 00:00:09,709 00:00:14,709 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
7 00:00:16,550 00:00:19,252 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
8 00:00:19,286 00:00:22,856 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪
9 00:00:22,889 00:00:25,526 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
10 00:00:25,559 00:00:29,129 ♪ Droopy is keepin' ya company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keepin' ya company ♪
11 00:00:29,162 00:00:32,165 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
12 00:00:32,199 00:00:33,300 ♪ But if you break the rules ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules ♪
13 00:00:33,333 00:00:35,335 ♪ They'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ They'll put you in the slammer ♪
14 00:00:35,369 00:00:38,604 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪
15 00:00:38,638 00:00:41,308 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
16 00:00:41,341 00:00:44,411 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
17 00:00:44,444 00:00:45,879 ♪ And when you need him ♪ ♪ And when you need him ♪
18 00:00:45,912 00:00:49,416 ♪ He'll be around ♪ ♪ He'll be around ♪
19 00:00:49,449 00:00:54,421 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
20 00:00:54,454 00:00:55,655 Book him. Book him.
21 00:00:55,688 00:00:59,493 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
22 00:01:01,127 00:01:03,230 And I'm in the show too, you know. And I'm in the show too, you know.
23 00:01:03,263 00:01:04,531 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
24 00:01:04,565 00:01:07,415 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
25 00:01:09,736 00:01:12,736 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
26 00:01:16,643 00:01:19,546 Now, rember, Rumpley, the park must look perfect. Now, rember, Rumpley, the park must look perfect.
27 00:01:19,580 00:01:21,348 We have a guest coming today. We have a guest coming today.
28 00:01:21,381 00:01:24,418 A guest? Who, chief? A guest? Who, chief?
29 00:01:24,451 00:01:26,052 She's the head honcho. She's the head honcho.
30 00:01:26,086 00:01:29,556 Big cheesy chunga for the endangered species committee. Big cheesy chunga for the endangered species committee.
31 00:01:29,590 00:01:33,260 So I want this park in tippy-tippy-toppy-toe shape. So I want this park in tippy-tippy-toppy-toe shape.
32 00:01:33,293 00:01:34,461 Okey-dokey? Okey-dokey?
33 00:01:34,494 00:01:37,197 Don't worry. I'll tippy-tippy-toppy-toe it. Don't worry. I'll tippy-tippy-toppy-toe it.
34 00:01:37,230 00:01:38,698 Oh! Oh!
35 00:01:38,731 00:01:41,167 Do you wanna see tippy-tippy-toppy-toe shape? Do you wanna see tippy-tippy-toppy-toe shape?
36 00:01:41,201 00:01:42,369 Check me out. Check me out.
37 00:01:42,402 00:01:44,737 I'm going to pop you out! I'm going to pop you out!
38 00:01:44,771 00:01:49,309 Aah! It's that flabbergating flea-bitten furball. Aah! It's that flabbergating flea-bitten furball.
39 00:01:49,342 00:01:50,676 Get him, Rumpley! Get him, Rumpley!
40 00:01:50,710 00:01:51,911 Okay. Okay.
41 00:01:51,945 00:01:53,246 [growling] [growling]
42 00:01:54,281 00:01:55,782 Got him, chief. Got him, chief.
43 00:01:55,815 00:01:58,218 (female #1) 'Unhand that squirrel at once!' (female #1) 'Unhand that squirrel at once!'
44 00:01:58,251 00:01:59,819 - 'Huh?' - Oh. - 'Huh?' - Oh.
45 00:01:59,852 00:02:02,021 I said unhand him, you beast. I said unhand him, you beast.
46 00:02:02,055 00:02:04,190 You, you, insensitive muttonhead. You, you, insensitive muttonhead.
47 00:02:04,791 00:02:05,858 wham wham
48 00:02:05,892 00:02:07,260 You heard the lady. You heard the lady.
49 00:02:07,294 00:02:10,330 Unhand me, you mutton blubber-head. Unhand me, you mutton blubber-head.
50 00:02:10,363 00:02:12,633 [crying] [crying]
51 00:02:13,933 00:02:15,335 Oh! Well, I never. Oh! Well, I never.
52 00:02:15,368 00:02:16,970 I'm Edna Evergreen I'm Edna Evergreen
53 00:02:17,003 00:02:19,473 president of the Endangered Species Committee. president of the Endangered Species Committee.
54 00:02:19,506 00:02:21,274 [gibberish] [gibberish]
55 00:02:21,308 00:02:25,011 Ms.-Ms., Ms. Evergreen, I've been expecting you. Ms.-Ms., Ms. Evergreen, I've been expecting you.
56 00:02:25,044 00:02:28,315 Do you realize who he is? Do you realize who he is?
57 00:02:28,348 00:02:31,251 Yeah. He's a Screwy Squirrel. Yeah. He's a Screwy Squirrel.
58 00:02:31,284 00:02:35,388 He is the endangered red-breasted squirrelicus. He is the endangered red-breasted squirrelicus.
59 00:02:35,422 00:02:36,889 That's the realm me. That's the realm me.
60 00:02:36,923 00:02:37,890 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
61 00:02:37,924 00:02:39,526 honk honk honk honk honk honk
62 00:02:39,559 00:02:41,528 And I bought his picture right here. And I bought his picture right here.
63 00:02:41,561 00:02:44,264 So, I'll just prove to you who you have been abusing. So, I'll just prove to you who you have been abusing.
64 00:02:44,297 00:02:45,265 'It's terrible.' 'It's terrible.'
65 00:02:45,298 00:02:46,266 [camera clicks] [camera clicks]
66 00:02:46,299 00:02:47,049 whirr whirr
67 00:02:51,338 00:02:53,540 It's me! It's me! It's me! It's me!
68 00:02:53,573 00:02:56,576 The red-breasted squirrelicus. The red-breasted squirrelicus.
69 00:02:56,610 00:02:57,877 Now, where.. Ah, yes! Now, where.. Ah, yes!
70 00:02:57,910 00:02:59,479 Sure it is. Look there. Sure it is. Look there.
71 00:02:59,513 00:03:02,949 I don't believe this. I'm getting a headache. I don't believe this. I'm getting a headache.
72 00:03:02,982 00:03:04,384 Ah-ha! You see. Ah-ha! You see.
73 00:03:04,417 00:03:07,454 He is the last squirrel of his kind. He is the last squirrel of his kind.
74 00:03:07,487 00:03:11,257 And it looks to me like the poor baby hootsy pootsy And it looks to me like the poor baby hootsy pootsy
75 00:03:11,291 00:03:14,060 hasn't eaten in weeks. hasn't eaten in weeks.
76 00:03:14,093 00:03:15,862 But, Ms. Evergreen.. But, Ms. Evergreen..
77 00:03:15,895 00:03:18,732 Oh, I'm famished. Oh, I'm famished.
78 00:03:18,766 00:03:21,935 I am dependent on the kindness of strangers. I am dependent on the kindness of strangers.
79 00:03:21,968 00:03:25,138 I haven't eaten in.. How long was that again? I haven't eaten in.. How long was that again?
80 00:03:25,171 00:03:27,574 - 'Weeks, dear.' - Yeah, weeks, dear. - 'Weeks, dear.' - Yeah, weeks, dear.
81 00:03:27,608 00:03:30,577 I haven't, I haven't eaten in weeks, dear. I haven't, I haven't eaten in weeks, dear.
82 00:03:30,611 00:03:32,178 splat splat
83 00:03:32,212 00:03:33,280 Ooh. Ooh.
84 00:03:33,313 00:03:35,649 Ooh. Oh, that poor little muffin. Ooh. Oh, that poor little muffin.
85 00:03:35,682 00:03:37,551 Do you treat all the animals of the park Do you treat all the animals of the park
86 00:03:37,584 00:03:39,586 this way, Mr. Dweeble? Hmph! this way, Mr. Dweeble? Hmph!
87 00:03:40,887 00:03:43,856 You need more bulk in your diet. You need more bulk in your diet.
88 00:03:43,890 00:03:47,260 Here. Here's an alfalfa and tofu quiche. Here. Here's an alfalfa and tofu quiche.
89 00:03:47,294 00:03:48,762 gulp gulp
90 00:03:48,796 00:03:52,532 Hmph. Time for you to scram, squirrel. Hmph. Time for you to scram, squirrel.
91 00:03:52,566 00:03:54,067 Hold on there, pilgrim! Hold on there, pilgrim!
92 00:03:54,100 00:03:56,536 Remember, the red-breasted squirrelicus Remember, the red-breasted squirrelicus
93 00:03:56,570 00:03:58,371 needs protection. needs protection.
94 00:03:58,405 00:04:01,308 He needs protection? What about us? He needs protection? What about us?
95 00:04:01,341 00:04:03,577 Yeah. What about us? Yeah. What about us?
96 00:04:03,610 00:04:06,446 My assignment today is to study the habits My assignment today is to study the habits
97 00:04:06,480 00:04:09,583 of this rare and delicate species. of this rare and delicate species.
98 00:04:09,616 00:04:10,950 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.
99 00:04:10,984 00:04:13,787 My worst nightmare has come true. My worst nightmare has come true.
100 00:04:13,821 00:04:17,724 That furry fruitcake has had the last hardy har har. That furry fruitcake has had the last hardy har har.
101 00:04:17,758 00:04:19,493 Oh, there, there. Oh, there, there.
102 00:04:19,526 00:04:20,494 slurp slurp
103 00:04:20,527 00:04:22,729 It'll be okay, Mr. Dweeble. It'll be okay, Mr. Dweeble.
104 00:04:22,763 00:04:25,565 No, not this time. No, not this time.
105 00:04:25,599 00:04:27,801 [groans] I just feel sick. [groans] I just feel sick.
106 00:04:27,835 00:04:30,970 Sick? Did I hear someone say sick? Sick? Did I hear someone say sick?
107 00:04:31,004 00:04:32,739 Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
108 00:04:32,773 00:04:36,476 We have got some real sickaroonies over here. We have got some real sickaroonies over here.
109 00:04:36,510 00:04:38,345 Greeting, Dr. Scribble. Greeting, Dr. Scribble.
110 00:04:38,378 00:04:41,414 Please report to room 101 immediately. Please report to room 101 immediately.
111 00:04:42,783 00:04:45,752 So many patients, so little time. So many patients, so little time.
112 00:04:45,786 00:04:47,887 Say, ahh! Say, ahh!
113 00:04:47,920 00:04:49,389 (both) Ah! (both) Ah!
114 00:04:49,422 00:04:51,558 Say, ohh! Say, ohh!
115 00:04:51,591 00:04:53,926 No! Ah! No! Ah!
116 00:04:53,960 00:04:55,895 (both) Ohh! Ohh! (both) Ohh! Ohh!
117 00:04:57,831 00:05:00,133 Oh, magnolia blossoms. Oh, magnolia blossoms.
118 00:05:00,166 00:05:03,537 Why, you're both so cute, I can't resist. Why, you're both so cute, I can't resist.
119 00:05:03,570 00:05:05,004 smack smack
120 00:05:05,038 00:05:07,340 ptoey ptoey ptoey ptoey
121 00:05:07,374 00:05:09,242 Rumpley, get him! Rumpley, get him!
122 00:05:09,275 00:05:13,012 [sniffing] No way that squirrel is getting away from me. [sniffing] No way that squirrel is getting away from me.
123 00:05:13,847 00:05:15,114 No way. No way.
124 00:05:15,148 00:05:17,384 No way leads any way. No way leads any way.
125 00:05:20,086 00:05:21,187 bump bump
126 00:05:21,221 00:05:26,059 (both) Ow! (both) Ow!
127 00:05:26,092 00:05:28,261 Hey, you got my nose! Hey, you got my nose!
128 00:05:28,294 00:05:30,831 - Give me! - Hey, give me my nose. - Give me! - Hey, give me my nose.
129 00:05:30,864 00:05:33,633 Okay. Fetch. Okay. Fetch.
130 00:05:33,667 00:05:34,901 Woof. Woof.
131 00:05:34,934 00:05:37,404 Let's play nose. Let's play nose. Let's play nose. Let's play nose.
132 00:05:37,437 00:05:39,439 [barking] [barking]
133 00:05:39,472 00:05:41,207 Ha. Silly, isn't he? Ha. Silly, isn't he?
134 00:05:41,241 00:05:42,809 ♪ I've got the nose ♪ ♪ I've got the nose ♪
135 00:05:42,843 00:05:45,345 ♪ I've got the nose ♪ ♪ I've got the nose ♪
136 00:05:45,378 00:05:49,082 Huh? There's something wrong with this picture. Huh? There's something wrong with this picture.
137 00:05:50,950 00:05:53,486 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
138 00:05:53,520 00:05:57,957 You see, my duty is to protect endangered species. You see, my duty is to protect endangered species.
139 00:05:57,990 00:06:00,393 Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. That's nice.
140 00:06:00,427 00:06:03,830 'Here, darling, take a bite out of this onion ice cream.' 'Here, darling, take a bite out of this onion ice cream.'
141 00:06:05,732 00:06:08,101 I'm comin' after you, squirrel. I'm comin' after you, squirrel.
142 00:06:08,134 00:06:10,069 Squirrel problems? Squirrel problems?
143 00:06:10,103 00:06:12,138 Friend, then I've got just the thing for you. Friend, then I've got just the thing for you.
144 00:06:12,171 00:06:13,473 The unofficial never-seen-before, The unofficial never-seen-before,
145 00:06:13,506 00:06:14,941 never tested, unbelievable never tested, unbelievable
146 00:06:14,974 00:06:17,444 high-price, no money-back, no guarantee high-price, no money-back, no guarantee
147 00:06:17,477 00:06:19,646 no credit cards accepted, cash only no credit cards accepted, cash only
148 00:06:19,679 00:06:21,681 Squirrel Zapper. Squirrel Zapper.
149 00:06:21,715 00:06:24,250 - Uhh, does it work? - Does it work? - Uhh, does it work? - Does it work?
150 00:06:24,284 00:06:25,852 Does a bear grunt? Does a peach fuzz? Does a bear grunt? Does a peach fuzz?
151 00:06:25,886 00:06:27,220 Why, of course it works. Why, of course it works.
152 00:06:27,253 00:06:30,690 You just move this selector to find the appropriate target. You just move this selector to find the appropriate target.
153 00:06:30,724 00:06:33,727 There we go! It's all ready to go! There we go! It's all ready to go!
154 00:06:33,760 00:06:37,063 - Come on, try it out. - Okay, if you say so. - Come on, try it out. - Okay, if you say so.
155 00:06:37,096 00:06:38,197 zap zap
156 00:06:38,231 00:06:40,467 [screaming] [screaming]
157 00:06:41,334 00:06:43,203 splash splash
158 00:06:43,236 00:06:45,839 What in heaven's name is going on here? What in heaven's name is going on here?
159 00:06:45,873 00:06:48,308 Oh, the pain Oh, the pain
160 00:06:48,341 00:06:50,410 the suffering. the suffering.
161 00:06:50,443 00:06:54,113 This is the...end! This is the...end!
162 00:06:54,147 00:06:57,116 If I don't make it, I leave everything If I don't make it, I leave everything
163 00:06:57,150 00:07:01,521 'to Ms. Edna Evergreen.' 'to Ms. Edna Evergreen.'
164 00:07:03,690 00:07:05,392 Ms. Evergreen? Ms. Evergreen?
165 00:07:05,425 00:07:07,961 Shh! You'll disturb the squirrel! Shh! You'll disturb the squirrel!
166 00:07:07,995 00:07:12,465 What? That schleppy squirrel is inside my office. What? That schleppy squirrel is inside my office.
167 00:07:12,499 00:07:15,201 Shh! He needs his rest! Shh! He needs his rest!
168 00:07:15,235 00:07:18,471 Oh, squirrelicus, you poor darling. Oh, squirrelicus, you poor darling.
169 00:07:18,505 00:07:21,174 Now, we'll protect you. Ha-ha-ha. Now, we'll protect you. Ha-ha-ha.
170 00:07:21,207 00:07:24,912 She thinks I'm just an innocent little helpless creature. She thinks I'm just an innocent little helpless creature.
171 00:07:24,945 00:07:26,479 Oh, what a laugh. Oh, what a laugh.
172 00:07:26,513 00:07:29,015 [chuckles] Me, innocent? [chuckles] Me, innocent?
173 00:07:29,048 00:07:30,016 Real funny. Real funny.
174 00:07:30,049 00:07:31,785 [laughing] [laughing]
175 00:07:31,818 00:07:33,152 thud thud
176 00:07:33,186 00:07:36,122 [snorting] [snorting]
177 00:07:36,155 00:07:39,559 Oh. I guess that was a bad choice of words, huh? Oh. I guess that was a bad choice of words, huh?
178 00:07:40,827 00:07:41,962 [screaming] [screaming]
179 00:07:44,230 00:07:45,832 Well, I guess Well, I guess
180 00:07:45,866 00:07:49,102 it couldn't have happened to a nicer squirrel. it couldn't have happened to a nicer squirrel.
181 00:07:49,135 00:07:52,205 Yeah, we could use a nicer squirrel. Yeah, we could use a nicer squirrel.
182 00:07:52,238 00:07:55,041 (Screwball) Hey, what about the spotted owl (Screwball) Hey, what about the spotted owl
183 00:07:55,074 00:07:57,076 the snail darter? Me! the snail darter? Me!
184 00:07:58,612 00:08:00,246 [theme music] [theme music]