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1 00:00:01,001 00:00:02,169 [theme song] [theme song]
2 00:00:02,269 00:00:04,938 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
3 00:00:05,038 00:00:06,239 ♪ And when you need him ♪ ♪ And when you need him ♪
4 00:00:06,340 00:00:09,776 ♪ He'll be around ♪ ♪ He'll be around ♪
5 00:00:09,876 00:00:14,876 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
6 00:00:16,517 00:00:19,152 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
7 00:00:19,252 00:00:22,588 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪
8 00:00:22,689 00:00:25,625 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
9 00:00:25,725 00:00:28,995 ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪
10 00:00:29,095 00:00:32,132 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
11 00:00:32,232 00:00:35,168 ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪
12 00:00:35,268 00:00:38,171 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪
13 00:00:38,271 00:00:41,241 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
14 00:00:41,341 00:00:44,411 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
15 00:00:44,511 00:00:49,216 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
16 00:00:49,316 00:00:54,154 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
17 00:00:54,254 00:00:55,588 Book him. Book him.
18 00:00:55,688 00:00:58,791 ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the master detective hound ♪
19 00:01:01,027 00:01:03,296 And I'm in the show too, you know? And I'm in the show too, you know?
20 00:01:04,297 00:01:07,147 Screwball Squirrel. Screwball Squirrel.
21 00:01:10,136 00:01:12,439 [theme music] [theme music]
22 00:01:15,275 00:01:17,643 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
23 00:01:17,744 00:01:20,013 (Rumpley) 'Chief, chief, quickly. Wake up.' (Rumpley) 'Chief, chief, quickly. Wake up.'
24 00:01:20,113 00:01:22,382 Snow is everywhere. It's white. Snow is everywhere. It's white.
25 00:01:22,482 00:01:24,585 It's on the house, it's in the trees It's on the house, it's in the trees
26 00:01:24,685 00:01:26,853 it's even flying in the breeze! it's even flying in the breeze!
27 00:01:26,953 00:01:30,090 Oh, it's, ah, it's the first snow of winter. Oh, it's, ah, it's the first snow of winter.
28 00:01:30,190 00:01:31,592 Yep, you bet! Yep, you bet!
29 00:01:31,692 00:01:32,825 [snoring] [snoring]
30 00:01:32,926 00:01:34,660 Oh, that is very nice. Oh, that is very nice.
31 00:01:34,761 00:01:37,531 [snoring] The first snow.. [snoring] The first snow..
32 00:01:37,631 00:01:39,065 [snoring] [snoring]
33 00:01:39,165 00:01:41,334 The first snow of winter? The first snow of winter?
34 00:01:41,435 00:01:43,336 Clip-on lederhosen! Clip-on lederhosen!
35 00:01:43,437 00:01:46,039 Do you know what this means, you frozen fleabag? Do you know what this means, you frozen fleabag?
36 00:01:46,139 00:01:47,707 Snow, uh.. Snow, uh..
37 00:01:47,807 00:01:50,877 Could it mean Santa Claus, candy canes? Could it mean Santa Claus, candy canes?
38 00:01:50,977 00:01:51,911 [slurps] [slurps]
39 00:01:52,011 00:01:53,580 Frostbite, Donner Pass Frostbite, Donner Pass
40 00:01:53,680 00:01:55,181 another Ice Age? another Ice Age?
41 00:01:55,282 00:01:57,350 Nein, schnitzel brain! Nein, schnitzel brain!
42 00:01:57,451 00:01:58,585 This means war with that This means war with that
43 00:01:58,685 00:02:01,421 Fruhstucken Screwball Squirrel! Fruhstucken Screwball Squirrel!
44 00:02:01,521 00:02:03,856 Snowball war, that is. Snowball war, that is.
45 00:02:04,958 00:02:06,893 clatter clatter clatter clatter
46 00:02:08,861 00:02:12,665 Und this year we will beat that gestunken squirrel Und this year we will beat that gestunken squirrel
47 00:02:12,765 00:02:15,135 by outsmarting him. by outsmarting him.
48 00:02:15,235 00:02:18,071 Yep, right. We'll outflank his flanks. Yep, right. We'll outflank his flanks.
49 00:02:18,171 00:02:20,474 Rumpley, we are here Rumpley, we are here
50 00:02:20,574 00:02:21,774 the bridge is here the bridge is here
51 00:02:21,874 00:02:23,676 und the bushes are here und the bushes are here
52 00:02:23,776 00:02:25,878 und the squirrel is-- und the squirrel is--
53 00:02:25,979 00:02:27,814 You got it all wrong! You got it all wrong!
54 00:02:27,914 00:02:30,716 The bush is here and the bridge is here The bush is here and the bridge is here
55 00:02:30,817 00:02:32,785 and the squirrel is here. and the squirrel is here.
56 00:02:32,885 00:02:34,120 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
57 00:02:34,220 00:02:36,823 The bush is here und the bridge is here The bush is here und the bridge is here
58 00:02:36,923 00:02:39,792 und the squirrel is most definitely here. und the squirrel is most definitely here.
59 00:02:39,892 00:02:41,060 No! Uh, chief. No! Uh, chief.
60 00:02:41,161 00:02:42,395 Uh, the bridge is here Uh, the bridge is here
61 00:02:42,496 00:02:45,432 the bush is here and the squirrel is here. the bush is here and the squirrel is here.
62 00:02:45,532 00:02:49,235 (Screwball) 'Wait! You're both wrong.' (Screwball) 'Wait! You're both wrong.'
63 00:02:49,336 00:02:53,306 The squirrel, meaning me, is here. The squirrel, meaning me, is here.
64 00:02:53,406 00:02:54,608 spoot spoot
65 00:02:57,678 00:02:59,779 squeak squeak squeak squeak
66 00:02:59,879 00:03:02,415 (Dweeble) 'What a stupid squirrel.' (Dweeble) 'What a stupid squirrel.'
67 00:03:02,516 00:03:05,352 'He won't be able to lift that humongous snowball.' 'He won't be able to lift that humongous snowball.'
68 00:03:05,452 00:03:07,420 [Dweeble laughs] [Dweeble laughs]
69 00:03:09,922 00:03:14,528 [both gasping] [both gasping]
70 00:03:14,561 00:03:15,728 Sheesh! Sheesh!
71 00:03:15,828 00:03:17,364 That fresh-springin' squirrel That fresh-springin' squirrel
72 00:03:17,464 00:03:19,399 just can't win against us. just can't win against us.
73 00:03:19,499 00:03:22,302 No, that's 'cause we're clever No, that's 'cause we're clever
74 00:03:22,402 00:03:26,106 and he's just got a little beady squirrel brain, yep. and he's just got a little beady squirrel brain, yep.
75 00:03:26,206 00:03:29,342 Okay, Rumpley, let's bring this big snowball inside. Okay, Rumpley, let's bring this big snowball inside.
76 00:03:29,443 00:03:32,011 We'll make hundreds of little snowball babies We'll make hundreds of little snowball babies
77 00:03:32,112 00:03:35,382 to gush-splat that scrawny squirrel. to gush-splat that scrawny squirrel.
78 00:03:35,482 00:03:36,516 [chuckles] [chuckles]
79 00:03:36,617 00:03:38,518 [grunting] [grunting]
80 00:03:40,353 00:03:41,288 [panting] [panting]
81 00:03:41,388 00:03:42,689 Boy, that was heavy. Boy, that was heavy.
82 00:03:44,558 00:03:45,992 [wheel squeaking] [wheel squeaking]
83 00:03:46,092 00:03:49,663 Here I am, the geek, bearing gifts. Here I am, the geek, bearing gifts.
84 00:03:49,763 00:03:51,264 boom boom
85 00:03:51,364 00:03:53,199 whirr whirr whirr whirr
86 00:03:56,069 00:03:58,605 creak creak creak creak
87 00:03:58,705 00:04:00,039 We finally got We finally got
88 00:04:00,140 00:04:03,009 that bratwurst-brain squirrel trapped! that bratwurst-brain squirrel trapped!
89 00:04:03,109 00:04:06,279 [chuckles] Trapped, chief, like a cat and a mouse. [chuckles] Trapped, chief, like a cat and a mouse.
90 00:04:06,379 00:04:08,649 Oh, boy, we're heroes now. Oh, boy, we're heroes now.
91 00:04:08,749 00:04:11,017 (Screwball) 'Stop the presses!' (Screwball) 'Stop the presses!'
92 00:04:11,117 00:04:12,819 I'm from the "Park Bugle." I'm from the "Park Bugle."
93 00:04:12,919 00:04:16,055 Heard you finally caught that pesky squirrel. Heard you finally caught that pesky squirrel.
94 00:04:16,156 00:04:17,557 We want to get a picture of you We want to get a picture of you
95 00:04:17,658 00:04:20,860 for the front page of the newspaper. for the front page of the newspaper.
96 00:04:20,960 00:04:23,896 Oh, yeah, yeah, the picture. That would be nice. Oh, yeah, yeah, the picture. That would be nice.
97 00:04:23,997 00:04:26,466 Okay, fellas, move closer together. Closer, closer. Okay, fellas, move closer together. Closer, closer.
98 00:04:26,566 00:04:30,069 Give me a really big, big toothy smile and say cheese. Give me a really big, big toothy smile and say cheese.
99 00:04:30,170 00:04:31,638 Uh, what kind of cheese? Uh, what kind of cheese?
100 00:04:31,738 00:04:34,874 It doesn't matter what kind of cheese, you bray-brain. It doesn't matter what kind of cheese, you bray-brain.
101 00:04:34,974 00:04:39,174 - Just say cheese. - Cheese. - Just say cheese. - Cheese.
102 00:04:46,219 00:04:49,456 Sergeant Rumpley, you know what to do next. Sergeant Rumpley, you know what to do next.
103 00:04:49,556 00:04:51,692 X marks the spot. X marks the spot.
104 00:04:51,792 00:04:56,792 Yes, chief, righty roo. Rumpley knowses what to do. Yes, chief, righty roo. Rumpley knowses what to do.
105 00:04:58,598 00:04:59,700 (Dweeble) 'Dodge!' (Dweeble) 'Dodge!'
106 00:04:59,800 00:05:02,803 'Get out of the way, you stupid schnitzel.' 'Get out of the way, you stupid schnitzel.'
107 00:05:02,903 00:05:04,237 'I must battle for it.' 'I must battle for it.'
108 00:05:04,337 00:05:06,206 'Ha-ha. There he is!' 'Ha-ha. There he is!'
109 00:05:06,306 00:05:08,107 'It's the Screwball Squirrel' 'It's the Screwball Squirrel'
110 00:05:08,208 00:05:10,644 right where we want him! right where we want him!
111 00:05:10,744 00:05:12,612 Fire! Fire!
112 00:05:12,713 00:05:15,716 [chuckles] I can't stand to see the pain. [chuckles] I can't stand to see the pain.
113 00:05:15,816 00:05:17,551 [laughs] [laughs]
114 00:05:20,019 00:05:20,919 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
115 00:05:26,560 00:05:28,762 [gulps] Uh-oh. [gulps] Uh-oh.
116 00:05:30,029 00:05:30,963 splat splat
117 00:05:32,365 00:05:34,267 That squirrely squirrel can't get us That squirrely squirrel can't get us
118 00:05:34,367 00:05:37,637 in our new impenetrable snow fortress. in our new impenetrable snow fortress.
119 00:05:37,738 00:05:40,440 Uh, yeah. A real penetrable fort. Uh, yeah. A real penetrable fort.
120 00:05:40,540 00:05:42,375 We're-we're safe as a bug in a rug We're-we're safe as a bug in a rug
121 00:05:42,475 00:05:44,444 or a slug in a mug? or a slug in a mug?
122 00:05:44,544 00:05:45,712 Um, uh.. Um, uh..
123 00:05:45,812 00:05:48,481 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
124 00:05:48,582 00:05:50,717 (Rumpley) 'What are you gonna call our new fort, chief?' (Rumpley) 'What are you gonna call our new fort, chief?'
125 00:05:50,817 00:05:53,720 (Dweeble) 'Fort Dweeble. What else?' (Dweeble) 'Fort Dweeble. What else?'
126 00:05:54,320 00:05:56,523 [bells jingling] [bells jingling]
127 00:05:57,591 00:06:00,393 Oh, look, chief, it's Santa Claus! Oh, look, chief, it's Santa Claus!
128 00:06:00,493 00:06:02,562 It's Santa Claus. It is, it is, it is! It's Santa Claus. It is, it is, it is!
129 00:06:02,662 00:06:03,563 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
130 00:06:03,663 00:06:06,232 Oh, ho-ho-ho! Oh! Oh, ho-ho-ho! Oh!
131 00:06:06,332 00:06:09,969 You two big baby boys been, ho-ho, good this year? You two big baby boys been, ho-ho, good this year?
132 00:06:10,069 00:06:12,572 Oh, it's Santa Claus! Oh, it's Santa Claus!
133 00:06:12,672 00:06:15,408 We had been real good boys. We had been real good boys.
134 00:06:15,508 00:06:17,510 Oh, yeah. That's right, Santy. Oh, yeah. That's right, Santy.
135 00:06:17,611 00:06:19,713 Uh, I mean, Mr. Claus sir. Uh, I mean, Mr. Claus sir.
136 00:06:19,813 00:06:22,215 Uh, Rumpley has been a good doggy all year. Uh, Rumpley has been a good doggy all year.
137 00:06:22,315 00:06:23,750 He has usually-- He has usually--
138 00:06:23,850 00:06:25,452 Oh, well, ho-ho. Oh, well, ho-ho.
139 00:06:25,552 00:06:28,955 Have you been really, really, really, ho-ho, good? Have you been really, really, really, ho-ho, good?
140 00:06:29,055 00:06:32,258 Yeah. Oh, oh, ho-ho. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah. Oh, oh, ho-ho. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
141 00:06:32,358 00:06:34,927 And do you really, really, really want, ho-ho And do you really, really, really want, ho-ho
142 00:06:35,027 00:06:37,464 what Santa Claus brought you? what Santa Claus brought you?
143 00:06:37,564 00:06:39,867 Oh, yes. Please, Santy. Oh, yes. Please, Santy.
144 00:06:39,967 00:06:41,802 Let me have it. Let me have it.
145 00:06:41,902 00:06:44,937 Boy, are these guys suckers or not. Boy, are these guys suckers or not.
146 00:06:45,038 00:06:46,673 'Alright, then, boys' 'Alright, then, boys'
147 00:06:46,773 00:06:48,375 'let us see what, ho-ho' 'let us see what, ho-ho'
148 00:06:48,475 00:06:50,009 'Santy Claus brought, ho-ho' 'Santy Claus brought, ho-ho'
149 00:06:50,109 00:06:51,745 'brought for you.' 'brought for you.'
150 00:06:51,845 00:06:55,114 Merry Christmas, you big babies. Merry Christmas, you big babies.
151 00:06:56,349 00:06:57,651 boom boom
152 00:06:59,185 00:07:02,185 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
153 00:07:06,359 00:07:08,995 General Screwball, I congratulate you General Screwball, I congratulate you
154 00:07:09,095 00:07:10,697 on a great battle, sir. on a great battle, sir.
155 00:07:10,797 00:07:12,065 General Dweeble sir General Dweeble sir
156 00:07:12,165 00:07:15,368 you also engaged in a fine battle. you also engaged in a fine battle.
157 00:07:15,468 00:07:18,405 Like they say, war is stinko Like they say, war is stinko
158 00:07:18,505 00:07:20,941 shall we cease the hostilities? shall we cease the hostilities?
159 00:07:21,041 00:07:24,043 - I would like to do truce. - Truce. - I would like to do truce. - Truce.
160 00:07:26,680 00:07:28,248 [chuckles] [chuckles]
161 00:07:28,348 00:07:31,217 Rumpley, I've got one snowball left. Rumpley, I've got one snowball left.
162 00:07:31,317 00:07:34,621 Am I ever going to give it to that stupid squirrel? Hoo-hoo. Am I ever going to give it to that stupid squirrel? Hoo-hoo.
163 00:07:34,721 00:07:36,957 [chuckles] I got one, too, chief. [chuckles] I got one, too, chief.
164 00:07:37,057 00:07:38,358 [chuckles] [chuckles]
165 00:07:38,458 00:07:41,561 Ready, aim.. Ready, aim..
166 00:07:41,661 00:07:43,129 Fire! Fire!
167 00:07:44,965 00:07:48,034 I brought along my relatives. Aren't they cute? I brought along my relatives. Aren't they cute?
168 00:07:48,134 00:07:49,870 [laughs] [laughs]
169 00:07:52,205 00:07:54,975 Duh! I'll be back! Duh! I'll be back!
170 00:07:55,075 00:07:55,825 splat splat
171 00:08:00,948 00:08:02,898 [theme music] [theme music]
172 00:08:30,477 00:08:33,413 [music continues] [music continues]