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1 00:00:01,034 00:00:02,235 [theme song] [theme song]
2 00:00:02,269 00:00:04,971 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
3 00:00:05,005 00:00:09,809 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
4 00:00:09,843 00:00:14,843 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
5 00:00:16,517 00:00:19,252 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪
6 00:00:19,286 00:00:22,856 ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪ ♪ 'Cause he'll be right there at your side ♪
7 00:00:22,889 00:00:25,658 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪
8 00:00:25,692 00:00:29,429 ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪ ♪ Droopy is keeping you company ♪
9 00:00:29,463 00:00:32,165 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪
10 00:00:32,199 00:00:35,202 ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪ ♪ But if you break the rules they'll put you in the slammer ♪
11 00:00:35,235 00:00:38,604 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪ ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law ♪
12 00:00:38,638 00:00:41,274 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪
13 00:00:41,308 00:00:44,444 ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪ ♪ He's here he's there he's everywhere ♪
14 00:00:44,478 00:00:49,249 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪
15 00:00:49,282 00:00:54,254 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
16 00:00:54,287 00:00:55,621 Book him. Book him.
17 00:00:55,655 00:00:58,992 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪
18 00:01:01,061 00:01:03,397 And I'm in this show, too, you know. And I'm in this show, too, you know.
19 00:01:03,430 00:01:04,398 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
20 00:01:04,431 00:01:07,281 Screwball Squirrel! Screwball Squirrel!
21 00:01:09,869 00:01:12,869 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
22 00:01:15,275 00:01:17,244 [thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
23 00:01:17,277 00:01:18,978 [eerie music] [eerie music]
24 00:01:19,012 00:01:21,281 (Droopy) This is Transylvania. (Droopy) This is Transylvania.
25 00:01:21,314 00:01:24,150 The scene of one of my biggest capers. The scene of one of my biggest capers.
26 00:01:24,184 00:01:25,586 It's also the place It's also the place
27 00:01:25,619 00:01:29,256 where all those bad old vampires come from. where all those bad old vampires come from.
28 00:01:29,289 00:01:32,426 But not just any bad old vampires. But not just any bad old vampires.
29 00:01:32,459 00:01:35,395 [babbling] [babbling]
30 00:01:36,530 00:01:39,099 (all) We are mutant vampires! (all) We are mutant vampires!
31 00:01:39,132 00:01:41,067 [laughing] [laughing]
32 00:01:43,403 00:01:46,239 bwok bwok bwok bwok bwok bwok
33 00:01:46,273 00:01:49,709 - Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. - 'Silence!' - Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. - 'Silence!'
34 00:01:49,742 00:01:52,446 Pay homage to your queen. Pay homage to your queen.
35 00:01:52,479 00:01:55,215 ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo you're our queen ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo you're our queen ♪
36 00:01:55,248 00:01:57,618 ♪ The keenest queen we've ever seen ♪ ♪ The keenest queen we've ever seen ♪
37 00:01:57,651 00:02:00,086 ♪ You're super double peachy-keen ♪ ♪ You're super double peachy-keen ♪
38 00:02:00,120 00:02:02,956 ♪ Zoo-Zoo yeah Zoo-Zoo yeah ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo yeah Zoo-Zoo yeah ♪
39 00:02:02,989 00:02:04,724 ♪ Zoo-Zoo ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
40 00:02:04,757 00:02:07,227 ♪ Zoo-Zoo yeah ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo yeah ♪
41 00:02:07,260 00:02:08,361 (Zoo-Zoo) 'And now, mutant..' (Zoo-Zoo) 'And now, mutant..'
42 00:02:08,395 00:02:09,396 Look out! Look out!
43 00:02:09,429 00:02:10,830 thud thud
44 00:02:10,863 00:02:12,765 [laughs] [laughs]
45 00:02:12,799 00:02:14,367 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
46 00:02:14,401 00:02:16,102 Alright, mutant people. Alright, mutant people.
47 00:02:16,136 00:02:18,639 Oh, please, this is it. Oh, please, this is it.
48 00:02:18,672 00:02:20,706 I quit this two-bit picture. I quit this two-bit picture.
49 00:02:20,740 00:02:22,676 Oh, somebody's out to get me. Oh, somebody's out to get me.
50 00:02:22,709 00:02:25,211 Oh, these cheap B-pictures. Oh, these cheap B-pictures.
51 00:02:25,245 00:02:26,446 No, Zoo-Zoo, wait! No, Zoo-Zoo, wait!
52 00:02:26,480 00:02:28,348 Zoo-Zoo, baby, honey, sweetie, you can't quit. Zoo-Zoo, baby, honey, sweetie, you can't quit.
53 00:02:28,381 00:02:30,150 "Queen of the Mutant Weirdo Vampires" "Queen of the Mutant Weirdo Vampires"
54 00:02:30,183 00:02:32,619 is my best picture since "Mucus Monsters from Mars." is my best picture since "Mucus Monsters from Mars."
55 00:02:32,653 00:02:36,055 - 'Look, it'll put you on top.' - Oh! - 'Look, it'll put you on top.' - Oh!
56 00:02:36,089 00:02:39,459 Name in lights, TV interviews, vicious lies printed about you Name in lights, TV interviews, vicious lies printed about you
57 00:02:39,493 00:02:40,893 in the tabloids! in the tabloids!
58 00:02:40,927 00:02:44,097 Well, the only way I'll stay is if you catch that fiend Well, the only way I'll stay is if you catch that fiend
59 00:02:44,130 00:02:45,599 who's trying to clean my clock. who's trying to clean my clock.
60 00:02:45,632 00:02:46,799 Comprendo? Comprendo?
61 00:02:46,833 00:02:49,503 Oui! You got it, booby, baby, honey, sweetie. Oui! You got it, booby, baby, honey, sweetie.
62 00:02:49,536 00:02:51,438 Oh, oh, uh, overseas operator? Oh, oh, uh, overseas operator?
63 00:02:51,471 00:02:54,641 Yeah, listen, can you get me Droopy Master Detective? Yeah, listen, can you get me Droopy Master Detective?
64 00:02:54,675 00:02:56,209 (Droopy) 'Greetings, bub.' (Droopy) 'Greetings, bub.'
65 00:02:56,242 00:02:57,477 What? What?
66 00:02:57,511 00:02:58,911 How'd you get here so fast? How'd you get here so fast?
67 00:02:58,945 00:03:01,281 We faxed ourselves. We faxed ourselves.
68 00:03:01,314 00:03:03,749 Oh, Droopy, you're fabulous! Oh, Droopy, you're fabulous!
69 00:03:03,783 00:03:05,652 Oh, the famous poodle sleuth. Oh, the famous poodle sleuth.
70 00:03:05,686 00:03:09,822 Well, I feel so secure with you here. Well, I feel so secure with you here.
71 00:03:09,856 00:03:10,823 smack smack
72 00:03:10,857 00:03:12,158 Excuse me. Excuse me.
73 00:03:12,192 00:03:15,128 [drumroll] [drumroll]
74 00:03:17,531 00:03:19,466 [screaming] [screaming]
75 00:03:20,900 00:03:24,003 (Dripple) Now, don't you fret, Miss Zoo-Zoo. (Dripple) Now, don't you fret, Miss Zoo-Zoo.
76 00:03:24,037 00:03:26,640 Just play your scene and leave everything Just play your scene and leave everything
77 00:03:26,673 00:03:29,042 to the old sleuth meister. to the old sleuth meister.
78 00:03:29,075 00:03:31,378 Oh, you're gorgeous. Oh, you're gorgeous.
79 00:03:31,411 00:03:32,646 What an animal. What an animal.
80 00:03:32,679 00:03:35,014 Why can't they make all men like that? Why can't they make all men like that?
81 00:03:35,048 00:03:36,849 Okay, people, now let-let's settle. Okay, people, now let-let's settle.
82 00:03:36,883 00:03:39,620 This, this is gonna be a take. It's gonna really be fantastic! This, this is gonna be a take. It's gonna really be fantastic!
83 00:03:39,653 00:03:42,021 'Okay, now, o-on the set.' 'Okay, now, o-on the set.'
84 00:03:42,055 00:03:43,757 Master Detective, huh! Master Detective, huh!
85 00:03:43,791 00:03:46,893 You'll be a smashed master when I finish with you. You'll be a smashed master when I finish with you.
86 00:03:47,894 00:03:48,861 snap snap
87 00:03:48,895 00:03:50,863 [screaming] [screaming]
88 00:03:50,897 00:03:54,367 - Nice work, son. - It was a snap. - Nice work, son. - It was a snap.
89 00:03:54,401 00:03:57,471 And, action! And, action!
90 00:03:57,504 00:04:00,273 ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo queen so true ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo queen so true ♪
91 00:04:00,307 00:04:03,176 ♪ Now, look what we dug up for you ♪ ♪ Now, look what we dug up for you ♪
92 00:04:03,209 00:04:04,578 [gibbering] [gibbering]
93 00:04:04,611 00:04:05,979 slam slam
94 00:04:06,012 00:04:08,982 [instrumental music] [instrumental music]
95 00:04:09,015 00:04:10,484 [cackling] [cackling]
96 00:04:10,517 00:04:12,452 Oh, you're doomed. Oh, you're doomed.
97 00:04:13,687 00:04:15,555 Over my live body. Over my live body.
98 00:04:15,589 00:04:17,658 Cut! Don't let him get away! Cut! Don't let him get away!
99 00:04:17,691 00:04:19,892 [gibbering] [gibbering]
100 00:04:19,926 00:04:20,927 thud thud thud thud
101 00:04:23,062 00:04:25,432 [mumbling] [mumbling]
102 00:04:25,965 00:04:30,069 Oh! Oh!
103 00:04:30,103 00:04:33,139 Oh! Well, I-I'm just all a-twitter. Oh! Well, I-I'm just all a-twitter.
104 00:04:33,173 00:04:35,275 Not to fret, not to fear. Not to fret, not to fear.
105 00:04:35,308 00:04:38,111 Master Detective Droopy is near. Master Detective Droopy is near.
106 00:04:38,144 00:04:41,381 Oh. Oh, you're such a doggy dear. Oh. Oh, you're such a doggy dear.
107 00:04:41,414 00:04:42,349 smack smack
108 00:04:44,551 00:04:45,585 swoosh swoosh
109 00:04:45,619 00:04:50,390 tap tap tap tap tap tap
110 00:04:50,423 00:04:51,858 [electricity crackling] [electricity crackling]
111 00:04:54,361 00:04:57,531 Alright, mutant persons, action! Alright, mutant persons, action!
112 00:04:57,564 00:05:00,767 ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo noble queen ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo noble queen ♪
113 00:05:00,801 00:05:03,336 ♪ Make another weirdo with your vampire machine ♪ ♪ Make another weirdo with your vampire machine ♪
114 00:05:03,370 00:05:06,272 ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo noble queen ♪ ♪ Zoo-Zoo Zoo-Zoo noble queen ♪
115 00:05:06,306 00:05:09,609 ♪ Make another weirdo with your vampire machine ♪ ♪ Make another weirdo with your vampire machine ♪
116 00:05:09,643 00:05:10,677 [cackles] [cackles]
117 00:05:10,711 00:05:13,046 Ooh, your detective can't save you now. Ooh, your detective can't save you now.
118 00:05:13,079 00:05:14,013 [gasps] [gasps]
119 00:05:15,315 00:05:17,784 [indistinct] bub. [indistinct] bub.
120 00:05:17,818 00:05:19,386 [electricity crackling] [electricity crackling]
121 00:05:19,419 00:05:20,787 [yelping] [yelping]
122 00:05:20,821 00:05:21,988 boom boom
123 00:05:22,021 00:05:24,357 [screaming] [screaming]
124 00:05:24,391 00:05:26,993 Okay, t-this is gonna be like a-a dream sequence. Okay, t-this is gonna be like a-a dream sequence.
125 00:05:27,026 00:05:31,097 S-s-so I-I really want, like, a-a super snooze, okay? S-s-so I-I really want, like, a-a super snooze, okay?
126 00:05:31,130 00:05:32,733 Now, let's go. Alright, ready? Now, let's go. Alright, ready?
127 00:05:32,766 00:05:34,967 Rollin'! Rollin'!
128 00:05:36,102 00:05:36,702 poof poof
129 00:05:45,746 00:05:47,480 Huh! What are you doin' here? Huh! What are you doin' here?
130 00:05:47,514 00:05:50,049 I work undercover. I work undercover.
131 00:05:50,083 00:05:51,284 bam bam
132 00:05:53,186 00:05:55,154 And under covers. And under covers.
133 00:05:55,188 00:05:57,257 [mumbling] [mumbling]
134 00:05:57,290 00:05:58,258 thud thud
135 00:05:59,726 00:06:01,294 'Okay, Zoo-Zoo baby, booby, dolly.' 'Okay, Zoo-Zoo baby, booby, dolly.'
136 00:06:01,327 00:06:02,629 Now, this is the big musical number. Now, this is the big musical number.
137 00:06:02,662 00:06:05,699 I-I really want you to give it everything you got. I-I really want you to give it everything you got.
138 00:06:05,732 00:06:07,400 Hit it, baby! Hit it, baby!
139 00:06:07,434 00:06:09,436 [organ music] [organ music]
140 00:06:09,469 00:06:13,740 ♪ Ho-hee-ho behold behold behold ♪ ♪ Ho-hee-ho behold behold behold ♪
141 00:06:13,774 00:06:17,644 ♪ We're mutant vampires but don't be scared ♪ ♪ We're mutant vampires but don't be scared ♪
142 00:06:17,677 00:06:21,782 ♪ Just 'cause we're weird ♪ ♪ Just 'cause we're weird ♪
143 00:06:21,815 00:06:25,351 ♪ We'll sing our song all night long ♪ ♪ We'll sing our song all night long ♪
144 00:06:25,385 00:06:29,289 ♪ Now we're doing the weirdo walk ♪ ♪ Now we're doing the weirdo walk ♪
145 00:06:29,322 00:06:31,825 ♪ Just doing the weirdo walk ♪ ♪ Just doing the weirdo walk ♪
146 00:06:31,858 00:06:35,896 ♪ No need for talkin' no need for strokin' ♪ ♪ No need for talkin' no need for strokin' ♪
147 00:06:35,929 00:06:38,264 ♪ When we're doing the weirdo walk ♪ ♪ When we're doing the weirdo walk ♪
148 00:06:38,298 00:06:40,567 ♪ In ♪ ♪ In ♪
149 00:06:42,703 00:06:44,204 [cackles] [cackles]
150 00:06:44,237 00:06:46,139 [screaming] [screaming]
151 00:06:46,172 00:06:48,007 [screams] [screams]
152 00:06:48,041 00:06:49,042 Got you. Got you.
153 00:06:49,075 00:06:50,977 Keep those cameras rolling, people! Keep those cameras rolling, people!
154 00:06:51,010 00:06:53,714 Now, we'll see who's been trying to ruin my picture. Now, we'll see who's been trying to ruin my picture.
155 00:06:53,747 00:06:54,715 rip rip
156 00:06:54,748 00:06:56,683 [coughing] [coughing]
157 00:06:57,851 00:06:59,486 You're busted. You're busted.
158 00:06:59,519 00:07:00,487 [all gasp] [all gasp]
159 00:07:00,520 00:07:02,121 (all) 'Zoo-Zoo?' (all) 'Zoo-Zoo?'
160 00:07:02,155 00:07:04,491 No! No, not Zoo-Zoo. No! No, not Zoo-Zoo.
161 00:07:04,524 00:07:06,660 Well, it's my twin sister, Loo-Loo. Well, it's my twin sister, Loo-Loo.
162 00:07:06,693 00:07:09,062 She wanted my part for herself. She wanted my part for herself.
163 00:07:09,095 00:07:11,598 That's right, and I'd have got it, too, if it wasn't That's right, and I'd have got it, too, if it wasn't
164 00:07:11,631 00:07:13,734 for this nerdy doggy detective. for this nerdy doggy detective.
165 00:07:13,767 00:07:15,602 Excuse me, ladies. Excuse me, ladies.
166 00:07:17,504 00:07:18,438 Ah-ha. Ah-ha.
167 00:07:19,840 00:07:21,608 [indistinct whispering] [indistinct whispering]
168 00:07:23,610 00:07:26,413 T-t-that's brilliant! That's-that's, that's colossal. T-t-that's brilliant! That's-that's, that's colossal.
169 00:07:26,446 00:07:29,148 That's positively, artistically commercial! That's positively, artistically commercial!
170 00:07:29,182 00:07:30,984 Loo-Loo! People! People! Loo-Loo! People! People!
171 00:07:31,018 00:07:34,187 I got everything you did on film and i-it's spectacular! I got everything you did on film and i-it's spectacular!
172 00:07:34,220 00:07:36,389 Look, I want you to co-star Look, I want you to co-star
173 00:07:36,423 00:07:37,591 with your sister in this picture. with your sister in this picture.
174 00:07:37,624 00:07:40,627 Oh! Thank you, Shelly, baby boo. Oh! Thank you, Shelly, baby boo.
175 00:07:40,660 00:07:43,162 Oh, no, d-don't thank me. Thank, thank Droopy. Oh, no, d-don't thank me. Thank, thank Droopy.
176 00:07:43,196 00:07:45,031 'Master Detective.' 'Master Detective.'
177 00:07:45,064 00:07:46,999 smack smack smack smack smack smack
178 00:07:48,468 00:07:49,536 [rumbling] [rumbling]
179 00:07:49,569 00:07:51,772 This picture is gonna go through the roof! This picture is gonna go through the roof!
180 00:07:51,805 00:07:52,906 whoosh whoosh
181 00:07:53,740 00:07:54,708 boom boom
182 00:07:54,741 00:07:56,691 So is my pop. So is my pop.
183 00:07:59,913 00:08:01,414 [theme music] [theme music]